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Yo, hello, hello.
Okay. Good morning. Hello? Alright. Well, it's my day. Fuck Saturdays. Fuck these stupid
shit games today I get to play fun games yeah I said it so I'm gonna play
Okan tower that's what I'm gonna do maybe some backpack battles maybe a little
bit of warcraft 3 there's also of heroes of might and magic new game Viki's
telling me I would really like. Excellent. Love that for me.
Divinity? Absolutely not. I think she's playing Final Fantasy right now.
Which apparently it's got some really good patch or something going on.
Final Fantasy players are eating good right now. I don't know.
No drain, Sam. I hate you for that. I hate you more.
Did not give up on the video. No, we're just not playing it right now. I'm streaming.
Hold on. Where is my thing? So nothing different from every other stream.
Bitch, I didn't play any of these games yesterday. I played Content King. I did 6-7.com.
Oh
Mogul dot com with fuck up warming my shit bro. What is it called worm simulator?
Don't go there with me
Especially not the day after I played that trash there it is
So is my mouse plugged in already hang on. Oh it is we're good
All right, but I want to start with ok and whatever the fuck because I played that on
on Friday, and I really fucking wanted to play it on Saturday.
But Vulp's wouldn't let me.
He held me at gunpoint.
But now I'm free.
What the hell?
Part of this app has been blocked, huh?
Fail to start the process for
this game and application control policy has blocked this, what?
Hello?
We start steam maybe? We're steam. What the fuck?
There it is. Exit steam. What the hell?
Tower defense with cards.
Mini tank mayhem.
Mini tank mayhem, huh?
I mean, maybe I really like Oakentower at the moment. I don't need more than one game. I really like at a time
Plus also for a new game I want to play I think it's gonna be that Heroes of Might and Magic
Vicky's very adamant that she she's been watching Moon play it and she's adamant that I'll love it. So
If I'm gonna play a new game, it's probably gonna be that
I've said dungeon of the endless for five years. Can you launch it and call it gay already?
I can do that. Do what the flying fuck is going on?
Uninstall, fix, now. Unbelievable. And then trees hate me. Did y'all not hear the last couple sentences I just got done saying?
By how are there so many recommendations coming in?
This is a game I saw speed play where it's just a rage bait bullshit.
No, bro.
Next Saturday, maybe.
Die in the dungeon 1.0 is out.
That's the dice game, right?
Interesting.
How about some Okan tower? The dev was donating to me? The vibes were fucking immaculate?
Oh, my headset.
Pfft.
Yeah, but that was so sh- two streams ago.
You're right.
Pause my music.
Ranked.
See, I've got a couple of unlocks coming in.
A gathering, apparently.
Then again, I feel like there's not much left in this game for me to do actually so maybe I don't care that much about this
Who needs more?
Haven't tried like a shield build, but I've kind of seen fuck it play whatever
Start
Multi-hit. Okay. And what is this? Is it shift? How do I check? Silver Lance. Alright, enter the shop.
Silver Lance is moon.
Aww.
Well, there's a witch staff, common, yuck.
I could go witch build again, because I've got triple witch right here in the vendor.
the vendor. It's kind of a big deal. It's a lot of money though.
I should probably, oh man, what do I want to start with?
I feel like I should start with this book
and then gain this shield and then freeze this because I want that crooked staff.
That's a solid start. This is guarantee three potions. Hit it.
I need to get the wand ASAP. Yeah, the legendary would be great
Do you remember where I had my camera when I played this was it north right? Is that covering people's names?
Maybe I should go like bottom mid straight up like here
Actually double bone shield, I'm dead no way I win this
This is gonna take a bit, but no way I would.
The middle will hide backpack inventory.
Right.
Let me get to the inventory and see what's up.
Yeah, I'm just covering my gold.
I'm covering, God, miserable.
Well, I got a lot of pots.
sent to the shop.
We're going to buy this witch weapon.
I think I save.
No, I use the cloud vial for sure.
Minus point two CD.
150 max HP.
Sure.
Maybe I should reduce the cooldown on the crook.
I do want to reduce this because it's like I gain potions when it crits,
but I really need those some critches.
Leave shop. Let's go fight again. You had it top right last time. Okay. I'm covering
their name, but who cares, I guess. I'm also covering their level. How about here? We'll
see how this does. Or maybe top left and cover my name. This builds fun till you've got
literally a thousand potions. It's not that bad because if you hit control it
organizes the potions and if you tab right click watch. If I throw this crit
chance on this staff the last thing I now I just right-click stuff it'll
plus three damage if I right-click this it goes straight on to the staff if I
right-click this it just goes on to the staff last thing I pressed I don't want
to use these though really I want to wait until I have the actual witching
staff
I should get another one of these we can't see items now oh my god you're
right. I can't win here. Okay hold on check this out.
Two scenes. There you go. I don't think I use these potions because there is a
witching weapon where it's like it gains a bunch of damage or it gains
multi-hit for every potion we use on it, right? So these are just potion farmers. I
don't need to buff these aside from attack speed and crit so they farm potions.
We'll buy that. Let's freeze that. I need to level too if I'm gonna get some rares.
Oh yeah, and then I swap. Look at that. Bang.
Actually, honestly, top left is just good at all times. I lose. That's fine.
So I can get a weapon buff or a value potion or a goblet and a hook. A hook? This is
money farming basically. Get a random weapon buff potion. I'm gonna go for it. Let me see
what it is. Give plus eight shield to a weapon. It's upgrade the shield. Open this. Fuck,
shouldn't have done that brass knife this makes money for me we'll use it finish
leveling re-roll damn I could level this up hmm I would need 35 G though I have
any gold making pots plus three heal plus three dams one shield give it shock
Now, max HP, gain some re-rolls.
Plus 3% crit's a big deal.
We'll take that.
I think I just freeze this and move on.
You need to try Cursed Garnet into Dark, eventually.
Cursed Garnet?
I gotta see what that item is again.
This guy's playing dark. Dark is cringe and everyone hates it. Start of combat permanently
gain plus 4 damage per dark item. Yeah. I lose this.
And I'm farming pots.
Honestly, I'm a firm believer in taking healing weapons, just so you can elongate everything.
Let's get that upgraded.
I should level.
Open this.
Ew, these all suck.
another shield fuck man I really need a goddamn witch weapon sell this buy that
re-roll shit maybe I should buy the book just to heal right just keeps the
fight going longer and I get more pots out of it but I really need a
legendary wow that's a page there's also night bloom the shield is also kind of
healing in a way let's put the shield on the board
fuck I'd be one gold gold off I could buy a shield here do I have any gold
Oh
Plus two gold give it crit what's the crit chance of this 69% if I get this crook to level three I
Think it's already gonna be max crit chance am I crazy
Any CD reduction
Gain 12 XP, plus 3 shield, damn.
I really want this fucking other shield here, fuck it, let's just go.
I think I win.
I'm actually pretty strong ATM I think with all these shields, actually I don't do any
damage.
But maybe again the shields might do a lot of work.
They don't. I'm losing to a guy with 800 HP. He's literally level one.
Okay, big shield. Another crooked staff.
I need an actual witch staff here bad that I can dump into. I'm not seeing it either.
This is very Mucho bad-o.
Should level up.
Please, witch staff.
Another shield.
I just don't know if this can be good. I already have a fucking epic shield here. There's no way
Another one of these like
Give it plus three heal plus one damn plus crit chance game to gold I
Really think I said a dump each wait use it. I only give plus three shit
Hmm, gain some re-rolls, I need one fucking gold, how do I get that?
Just wait for the legendary.
Yeah, that'd be fucking great.
Really one gold off and I can't make it happen?
Sell the gold dagger?
Do you think that's a good idea?
Alright, I can lose one more time.
Ideally I win here, but I won't.
But I can lose one more time.
There's a res that you get.
I'm just gonna risk the miskin here at this point.
Look at his health, by the way.
It's not moving. I don't do damage.
Alright, give me my res.
Alright, goodbye this.
We finish leveling, open this chest, start of combat trigger again, trigger random bow,
Solaris.
It multi-hits and it heals.
I guess we'll take Solaris. I'm actually gonna use it, I think.
Organize everything. Reroll.
Oh my god, the legendary witch weapon.
Okay, we're back in.
We buy this.
Uh, where the f-
We put the wand on.
The run is saved.
Organize the pots.
Those are XP potions. Use it on me to give it plus one healing. We're gonna just dump into it.
Give it crit, dump into it, give it poison. Gain gold, gain gold, gain re-rolls. Give it damage,
gain re-rolls, give it shock. Plus three damage, give it shield, give it healing, give it more shield,
give it burn, give it eight shield. So this weapon currently has 33 multicast.
and it hits for 30 my other weapon hits for 24 to give you an idea so and it
also hits again 33 times also swap books why oh you want me to get this book
two on trigger game one oh no I should have buffed the book I messed up damn I
should have put some unique debuffs on this bastard actually maybe not I feel
like this thing sucks no maybe it doesn't it's plus three every time it
triggers. No, it's actually pretty good. I'm dumb. Yeah, I'm dumb as fuck.
So wait, swap books. Why?
Your book is ass. Oh, so you mean just drop this all together? Okay, that's true.
But I don't think swap it. I think I actually would rather take this extra
staff out and put both in.
Alright.
Hmm.
Okay, here's a legendary cauldron.
And there's also this witch candle shit.
On Trigger, gain one ingredient per witch item.
At 26, gain a random potion.
I mean, is it good?
I feel like, last time I played Witch, it didn't seem good.
It's ass, unless you have lots of cooldown.
I mean, I should probably still get it, you know, with my board and how it looks.
Let's freeze this, let's move on.
I should win.
I don't know how I can lose.
Sure, this guy's got a two-star fucking starter staff.
still dead on my screen. There it is. Honest, I'm just gonna gain max HP. I just can't lose.
I also only gained one potion there. Let's put shock on there. I need to bring this fucker
And I think I take this weapon out
So now I'm all witch items do I want the candle on trigger gain a wax deck potions consume a wax
To grant your other witch items plus two damage. I
Don't know if I care about this
Actually, maybe I do for the multi hit that's kind of a big deal
And I think this is when I replace this
a other book like that. This is what I think I built. Replace the debuff book. Now, I need
to get debuffs on this, but I think it's fine. Roll. Should probably buy this goblet because
it'll make money, we're gonna invest.
Hmm.
Okay, we'll freeze this.
I should have leveled, but whatever.
Fight.
My issue now is I'm gonna be killing people too quickly, I think.
I need the fight to last a while.
Like, we'll see how many pots I got out of that.
I don't think it's a lot.
Yeah, that's a low amount.
Increase luck, reduce cooldowns, or upgrade an item.
I could upgrade my shield to be level 3.
But also, CD is reeeally good.
There's also a multicast slot.
You're right.
multicast. Honestly, maybe cauldron? On trigger gain plus one ingredient per which item? So
instead of getting six, I'd be getting 12. I think cauldron. Even candle. On trigger
gain a Whackstack? How do I see my Whackstacks? I have no idea. Either way,
reduce CDs, increase luck, or upgrade an item to level 3. So if I upgrade to the
3, permanently gain plus 10 shield and plus 10 heal whenever you use a potion.
Honestly, because I want these fights to like last a long time, I think
upgrading the shield is a big deal.
Upgraded two star item to a three star in two days.
Cool down.
Quedon's also good, but if I make the fight last longer, I get more potions and potions
can reduce cooldown.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's the best.
That's big.
Big witch item.
Two big witch items.
Ooh, that's a freeze angle if I've ever seen it.
one heal gain two golds gain re-rolls give it healing this one shield all right
let's go all right I need this guy to live for quite a while and he's doing it
This is my band right here!
That's what I like to see!
Keep it going!
Excellent!
There's my potions.
Alright, let's upgrade that. Bang.
Upgrade that. Bang.
We got two chests here.
Let's open them.
This is definitely a when you gain gold during comma probably gain twice much it
We're gonna take this to sell
We're gonna take just to sell
Multicast on the crook now, I think you're right because it's got such high crit chance. You're right
It's probably gonna be a much higher potion farmer
I'm gonna level up
We got another Caldy.
You like that?
Let's see what we got.
Use on an item to give it plus one multicast.
This has to go here for potion farming.
Use on an item to gain a plain copy of it.
That's good.
I can get a second cauldron.
Don't use potions.
You can save pots for shield.
Or other one.
I don't want to get much stronger like this wand is winning right the issue
Yeah, I shouldn't use potches to save them unless you're going on other stuff
gain XP gain re-rolls
Wait, but the wax candles buffing everything
But burn on the book
Save for shield
What do you mean save for shield?
Oh, the shield's gonna upgrade tomorrow, right?
No, you guys are smart.
I'm being stupid.
I'm also just worried I'm gonna die.
Oh, okay.
Fuck.
Buff items or lucky re-rolls?
Game 5000 x3 and 3 guaranteed lucky re-rolls.
your items gain 15 damage. Giving everything 15 damage is kind of a big deal, especially
on a 37 multicast wand. No, you already have your candle. True, I guess the candle is kind
of ramping it. And also it means, yeah, potential, like, potion roll. By the cauldron. And there's
a lucky roll. Unfortunately, everything here is trash. This looks a little better. Use
Use it on the item to set its cooldown to 100 seconds.
Why?
Would that ever be good?
I don't- I don't know.
Dreamcatcher would be amazing, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to utilize that.
Okay.
Here we go.
This is a big page to have.
So...
Just to gain, okay, plus five gold, plus 10 income.
Okay, plus 10 income.
Uh, when sold gain two goblets.
These are good to have.
How do I want to go about dealing with this?
How much money do I guess it is investing you gain two goblets that's nice I think I buy it
um do I freeze this? do I just go for big fucking money here? open it and sell the casket
Yeah, I could just fucking do that, bang, bang.
Bang.
Okay, we upgrade my witch bullshit, bang.
Take this, sell that, buy another one, sell this, buy another one, open that, sell for
28 sure sell that
This is a two-star goblet by the way
Sell this double goblet. I have so much money now at least ramping
arcane trash
Near it use on an item to gain a plain copy of it
Do you think that's worth it? I don't know if that is. I think it's better to try and get a wand and then...
Wow, okay, that. I'll just buy that. Sure. Open. Okay, take the book. Sell the book.
Roll. Here's the Wicked Staff, but I don't care about this. I'm not playing Wicked Staff build.
What's the crit chance of my crooked staff?
It's well over 100, okay.
We'll buy another cauldron, I could get it level 2 at some point.
So that's psychotic.
Level up?
Eh, I didn't.
Pretty sure I have max.
Yeah, I have max percentage to gain legendaries.
Leveling up only gives me HP at this point.
Oh, and plus 5 income.
The fuck?
I'm retarded.
I didn't know that.
Alright, well.
I also don't have maxed out luck, maybe.
You have a pot to make some in crystals so pay attention to crystal procking items.
Yeah, that could be good.
Drunken Druid. I just- I need to not kill this guy quickly.
I want to drag the fight on as long as possible.
And then not lose, on top of that.
So far things are looking pretty good actually.
As long as I'm not dying.
Problem is, I think this guy beats me.
Look at his shield! He's got a 20k shield!
I'm at 10k.
So, I'm worried here.
Yup.
So, what happened?
On trigger, trigger adjacent shields twice.
That's unfortunate. I really wish I could see...
How strong do you think I got if I survived that run?
imagine fight the oak uh going all in on simple curses book is that the best I
don't know because this crits every single attack has multi-hit you gain
Four lesser potions.
Hmm.
Man, I could- fuck the oak, I don't care.
Let's Q again.
Okay.
Plus 8 damage.
And plus crit chance.
What does the game want me to play this time?
Hmm
Moon knife isn't bad
Moon knife gets pretty good later on because if you do manage to get it to level three
On trigger permanently gain damage equal to 3x your level
So if I can get this moon knife maxed out I can own I
Do there is a rare holy or healing weapon here though
If I can get the healers out to level 3, that'd be nuts.
I think I'd fucking try it.
This is the first build I ever played.
Like, it was my first run ever, and I played this weapon.
Let's see what I can do here.
Three-star is luxury.
It is, but you want to try and start getting something to two-star ASAP, because on day
nine is when you get the three-star upgrade, right?
So you got to start farming it early.
Honestly, I think I'm just going to lose here, and that's just how it's going to go.
Ooh, book freeze.
This weapon isn't good until I have healing weapons to trigger it.
Yeah, I just lose this.
I didn't even put it in a damage buff.
God, I'm stupid.
I probably could have won too.
Press the flag.
Oh, it just ends it.
Nice.
We love that.
Okay, let's get the holy book.
Uh, Trimps and Critchhands, 2.9 CD, 3 seconds CD over here.
I need more, like, holy items in general.
Every three triggers gain two gold.
Honestly, because I'm playing a healer build, this might actually farm a lot for me.
Should I start investing?
But you're poor.
I mean, just freeze it.
Let's go.
God!
What the hell?
Wait, how is he hitting so hard?
What?
Noble spear.
What?
What?
What?
Hey, how's he hitting so hard? What? Noble spear?
What? Jesus Christ
100% crit chance on this axe too. What the hell is that start? Absolutely crazy
Okay, we're gonna buy this shield we love that
that level and broke, so leave shop, fight.
There's also a really fast proc'er. Maybe I should put this here. I lose again, by the
way. Free re-rolls, cloud vials, buff weapon, gain shielding. Give a weapon 8 damage and 30% crit chance.
Honestly, upgrading my healers oath could be kind of big. Bucket. It is a weapon I plan on building
around so okay we take that there it is Solaris an epic holy weapon very nice
also another healing weapon okay we'll freeze here and we'll just go ahead and
send it let's put this here though
thing is brass shields of what is the cooldown of this 2.5 oh I see buy the hammer
things I don't even know if I want to buy the hammer it's so bad
bucket I need to we need to actually win some games now I'll take it for now
Like Paldon Hammer I think is horrible later on.
Ebu with multi it's good, cleanse 20 of each debuff.
We'll see.
This is extremely good.
Big fan of Solaris.
Okay. Now I got this weapon to level 2. We freeze that. It's also a holy sword.
What other holy items are there? I know there's a legendary mace I need to get. I don't think
buy the light blade. I need to get the legendary mace ASAP. That's super
important. Ow, the fuck just hit me.
Oh!
Okay potion shop, let's do scaling XP.
Like I know I have a missing slot here, but I'm telling you I don't think I care
Like I'd rather just farm money with this dagger than buy that sword
Hmm fuck divine axe as well on trigger gave them give the mace below one multicast
put that there hmm no I don't think I go mace build it doesn't heal at all
I have a getting multicast could be so good on healer's oath but it's not
permanent okay so if I can get mace study to level two give mace below plus
That's 4 multi-casts and 3 damage permanently.
Oh, that's pretty good to have.
Has 1 charge, but it's also permanent.
You multi-cast your other mace.
It's a 5 second CD.
Okay, I don't think you'll understand me.
So every single time another item heals, trigger this twice.
If this has multicast, every time something heals, this would not only just attack once.
Well, it'll attack twice on its own, but it'll do like four times.
I don't know.
It's good if I can level it.
And I think I do try and do that.
I think I sell...
I think I sell this and I buy this mace.
I try and level it, but we'll see.
That's important.
We freeze this.
I need to get two more of these Healer Oats before day nine.
Honestly, sell that, bang, unfreeze.
That works.
Heal can't crit.
I'm pretty sure.
Move the book.
Uh!
I think you're right.
I'm absolutely massacring people.
Uh, what is getting this level 2 do?
On trigger game plus 12 bonus heal?
I don't think healing word is actually that good.
I don't care to level that.
power to hammer GVH. These are very good. Jesus fuck these are insane. Minus 0.5 CD.
Okay, buy those. Bang, bang. What do I want to reduce the cooldown of though? I think
my legendary mace. No, there's a legendary mace that every time it attacks it like
perma-gain shit. The book? No, the book has charges. It runs out. Fuck, I really
want to buy this so I can like not freeze, right? I don't want to freeze this
just for one shitty potion, but I think it's worth it, right?
I think it's worth. Freeze. We'll see.
I'm barely winning.
Let's gain some max HP. We'll enter the shop.
Oh, it still gives me all these slots. Awesome.
I really need to level this mace up so I'm just rolling for the rare mace
Maybe leveling was better it is I should have leveled
Look I don't care about the book
Was it mace book? Oh, maybe I cared about that, but I really am trying to get this level 2
I need to get a level 2 so bad
It's all I care about
Fuck oh
Look at the legendary holy shield to
Grants immunity. This is the shield that the dev
Fucking came in and donated and said sorry. It's to OP my bad
Grants immunity to debuffs, but that's level three
But still on trigger
Cleanse 70% of your dea- I mean it's fucking ridiculous. We gotta fuck. Goddamn it. I have to freeze that.
Oh, I'm not gonna get a level 3 mace, but fine, whatever.
Freeze enemy.
Okay, freezing the enemy is too good at endgame.
Like you literally win in two seconds so you have to take that you can't play without it
Trash
Trash
I'm getting fucked out here. I really am
Just not giving me the mace that I want there's one
But it's the day is here. I need one more after buying this
Ah, sad.
Sell your entire board for it.
Well, okay, so then I buy it, right?
And then I have to re-roll and buy another one.
I'd have to sell my entire screen. That'd be 18, 20, that's 38, 51 gold, 64 gold. Yeah,
no, I can't buy two of them. I guess I have the shield I could sell. Uh, fuck Maystuddy,
I don't think I'm going to actually get to utilize this.
Well I don't need this paladin's hammer anymore because I have this shield actually cleansing
my debuffs.
2.8 seconds CD
Hmm, I just got to see guys
It's actually right there 40 gold 20
Freeze it I can't freeze it because the next day is when I get the option to upgrade it to level 3
Honestly, I think selling the legendary is even worth it.
Day 9 already pet- no, this is it.
No, you missed it. Wait, did I?
Did I already miss it?
I didn't get that option.
Oh, you're right. I got the freeze instead. Oh
Fuck you're right. You're right. You're right. I thought it was someone donated and said it's day nine. I'm like I
Guess I just freeze it then fuck
That's how it goes all right leave shop
I think I lose here actually.
I don't have a ramping dam, so if I'm not w- oh they have the legendary redemption.
Look at this fucking freak.
Ugh.
Okay, bang.
Should level up.
Okay, bang.
Should level up.
All trash.
I fucking hate the book.
There's my legendary hammer.
Excellent.
That's what I need.
And I was gonna dump all my CD reduction potions.
Okay, I think I want the multi-hit over here plus 17 damage as a multi-hit so that's better.
Shorter CD as well.
Let's go ahead and dump everything onto this weapon.
It's now a 3 second cooldown, 2.9.
So I need to heal more, whenever you heal, permanently gain plus 1 damage and plus 2 healing.
Uh...
Oh, permanently 2.
What sucks though is I'm not really able to lose and I'm now, now I'm ramping, right?
Just a little late.
When I reduce the lars for scaling.
There's an argument for that.
You're right, because this would gain more damage because this multicasts.
Let's just get the three lucky re-rolls.
On trigger, trigger the holy item to the left.
This is pretty good.
And it heals.
We definitely want this.
Uh, what is- Honestly, I kind of want to buff Solaris.
Because this attacks twice, it has multi hits, so it's more healing.
Um, but then Redemption doesn't get the crit chance.
Unless I take away the bonus damage from this, which I think is worth it.
I think that's fine.
This gets the bonus damage, that gets the crit.
This looks way better.
Oh no, that gets bonus damage.
Yeah, bonus damage on the healer's oath.
That's so much better.
What was I doing?
Give it plus one multi-cast.
That's a freeze angle.
Use it on the artifact.
You think on the holy sigil?
Or do I want to put it on the big hitter?
Putting it on the sigil would make the Solaris proc a lot more than the Solaris does healing
and then this gains more damage from the healing, right?
Or I just buff the damage.
I don't know.
What's better to do here?
I think big hitter is it's really going to be tough for me to get multicast on this
thing otherwise.
Let's level up.
Let's roll.
Excellent.
Solaris
Sigil you can always have the sigil cast legendary
Fuck you're right that would have been sought you're fucking right
I don't think I like this screen
Okay, we gained some shock shock is not that good though. I
I don't think I spend money on this
Yeah, this is not good for me at all
Sword no
Swords not worth money. I don't know what I'm gonna like once I start combining these solaris is I'm not sure what I'm gonna
want to put down honestly another shield potentially why am I rolling fucking broke
let's go the hell this guy's doing a store oh he's doing a burn build I mean
it's not maybe it'll ramp no I cleanse debuffs oh he just dies in the opener
Tonight I need someone who's gonna live a little bit longer so I can ramp more
Should I buy potion belts can you explain this game like that?
Like backpack battle. It's the same thing just less organizing
You have six slots and you upgrade like tft
I think I buy this potion because you don't need to have it equipped
You just put it in your belt and you get free pots. I think it's good no matter what you're playing
Oh
Topaz beer
Wow this guy's doing a shock build he actually got what he needs
Yeah, he actually has a full shock build. These are great items, but I don't think
it's scaled that hard. Yeah, it's not scaled enough.
Missing Zeus. Yeah, the shocking twice bullshit, I think.
Give an item 10% crit chance. See that's crazy. Hello, beautiful.
Fuck it, level up.
Hello beautiful again.
Freeze.
Fuck it. I'm just gonna go in with what I currently have. I should be fine, surely, right?
Ooh, this guy's also got my redemption, but his isn't scaled, like, at all. Mine hits
for for heals for a thousand it's 500 oh but he might still win Jesus whoo damn I
just scaled off that guy fuck yeah what is he doing on trigger game plus one
bonus damn oh my goodness this bow is scary it was oh I won all right let's go
endless this is where it really matters gain a gold excellent take that bang
bang massive shield increase hello beautiful another one of these bad boys
excellent I can get another one I'll be even happier
hmm imagine playing witch right here by the way look at this triple legendary
wand. Crazy. Alright, let's give Crypt to the big hitter. I'm rolling because I want
to see it. We'll freeze, let's go. Come on buddy, I need you to have more healing
in that. Survive!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
What would I want to give poison to? Probably my maze, the one that procs whenever I heal, right?
I feel like that's kind of insane.
Another potion belt on sale, excellent.
Uhhhhhh...
What I also need is I need to get healing on my healer's oath.
If I get a potion from this witch's belt that gives, you know, a weapon plus one heal...
Oh, that's so good.
It already has healing.
No, it doesn't.
It gets healing, does it?
When another item heals, game plus two bonus heal.
Where's the healing?
Oh, it's not perma, so in the fight after it attacks one time, it starts healing, okay.
i see
i really need another redemption that's like all i care about right now
what is that? will you shield? whenever you gain shield, deal 50 damage? nah, that's not your free
Hmm, it's an axe.
I mean, that's pretty good.
What happens when I get this to level 2?
Trigger it twice.
All right
This motherfucker
Start of combat permanently gain three damage
So he doesn't even have it to level three start of combat if this is your only item permanently gain 25 damage and plus remulticast
Does he not realize that it's like
It's not even level three
Fuckin idiot.
You probably rolled down and missed it.
You're right.
Massive.
Motherfucker.
Give me my redemption for scaling right now.
The shop only has legendary items and not a single one that I need.
that. Only contains legendary items not a single one I need. Another Solaris. Alright
one more of these and it gets to level 3. That's nice I guess. Gain some max health
use our item to give plus 3 healing throw that over there.
This guy's doing a moon build with wildfire on trigger permanently game plus one burn
Why would he permanently give your other moon items plus four damn all right this guy's a
big multi-hitter. Unfortunately, he got blown the fuck up.
Whoa.
Use on an item to increase the chance of finding it in the shop.
okay these are this is a really big page however my luck is almost maxed out I
think 15% is max but let's freeze this 10% crit chance bang three free re-rolls
bang 25% is max okay well let's leave shop and let's just go fight
So what happened there they have a level 3 protector all right hook just has a
thousand fucking things on it increase your critical strike damage from x2 to
x5 658% crit chance whenever this
crits gain two goblets huh he has a
level 3 hook he's got a level 3
protector and he has a level 3 loss
fragment how how he's level 30 how
Oh, probably because he went hook build he farmed money
Yeah, he's getting like 50 goblets per fight 16 multi hits on this thing
Cauldron gives potions
How does it have 11 multicast
Lost fragment level 3 on trigger permanently give the item above 1 multicast.
On trigger give the item below plus 3 multicast.
What the fuck?
Well, you can get the 200 gold upgrade pots from the potion.
Yeah, I mean, that's clearly what they did.
It's insane.
That's nice.
Shhh.
Jesus Christ.
do I freeze here or do I fucking roll I think I I mean I'm not gonna be able to
buy it anyway so oh can I go back to the shop oh I sure froze my bad minus
whatever that was okay this guy does have a level three check how I gained
6 random Dark or Cursed items.
Okay.
Level 45 by the way, I'm level 10.
What is this?
Start of combat trigger your Dark items 3 times, except for Dark Necklace.
of combat permanently gained 60 multicast and 30 shield. I'm dead.
I mean it's fucking ridiculous. The oak, I just won't give a fuck about DPS and the
oaks I'm not going to do shit regular bow do I try this build try and get this
This fuckered a level to max level?
Maybe I can activate it?
I feel like I don't want a level then because I just want the regular bow, right?
It's a common and I'm not fucking seeing it.
It's not in the game.
Settings, er, no, menu, end run.
Not gonna waste my time at that point.
Mmm.
Molten bow as multicast applies flame which book you think which again the thing is I'm
I'm now thinking to a point where it's like,
what are the potential broken builds?
Like, I feel like there's no broken build
with a molten bow.
Burn is just bad.
It's useless.
Dark is the most broken.
And yeah, it's like, do I even play the game?
There's gold farming.
Gold farming seems pretty crazy.
Low CD freeze.
Any level 3 infinity scale is a broken build.
You think molten bow on trigger permanently gain plus 1 burn?
Fuck it.
We're gonna go molten bow here.
Burn is meh?
Yeah.
I agree.
And this guy's got a six starter kit.
I lose.
There's a crystal, though.
trigger game plus one bonus bleed and 10% chance to apply 12 bleed.
Also there's staff of Zeus.
Definitely think I take this.
I don't think I take a crystal though.
I should level.
Arcane Cleaver.
Hmm.
Don't level if you want level 3.
Hmm.
No, leveling is good as long as it improves my chances to get rares and I think it does.
Hmm, go arcane, I could.
Yeah, I think dots are shit.
There's a legendary arcane weapon where like every time you apply a debuff, the weapon
gains damage.
It's like pretty insane.
And that has scaling.
Oops.
On trigger permanently gain four random debuffs.
Countered by one shield.
Well, again, the void, it gains damage permanently like it's physical damage is increased whenever
you apply a debuff.
So, the one shield that makes them immune to debuffs isn't a big deal.
It's just that I applied it, I guess they're become immune to debuffs so I can't apply it.
God, this game is fucking broken. I fucking hate Dev, I know you're here, I hate you.
Fix your game. Make it fun.
It's gonna save up in level.
It's fun because it's broken.
Dude, isn't Slay the Spire 2 like literally getting spam downvoted by Chinese players
because the game isn't broken anymore?
I barely won that.
I think they like playing the exact same build over and over again and breaking the
game and then the dev patched it and they're fucking furious
fuck them well it actually like review bombed it on steam and fucked it up I
think it's like negative right now
so it sucks
Here's more arcane.
Okay, molten bow.
Sure, we'll take that.
Do you ever really trust team reviews though? Usually I do, yeah.
I mean, I take it with a grain of salt, but a lot of the time...
They're pretty good representation as to what you're going to be playing.
Usually, multi-cast a shield or weapon buff or value potion.
I think I do value potion.
And I wait for something super expensive.
Hey, what are my odds for rares? 30%?
35%
I shouldn't be rolling, but I really fucking love hitting this button.
Even though I know I can't afford anything.
Ooh, hello.
What is this?
If I get to this to three, what does this do?
Burn takes 150% faster and shock triggers instantly.
Huh.
You can spin the potion.
For 35 gold, I don't think it's worth.
I'll wait for something that's like 55 gold.
I don't think I'll lose here.
I think I win.
Except this guy does have a level 2 Twilight's edge already.
So maybe not.
Ow.
the fuck.
God I was close. If I used it, I won that. That's unfortunate.
My fault.
Buy this, bang.
Roll.
Hello, beautiful.
Okay, permanently gain burn. We should buy that.
Now it's kind of scaling.
permanently give the flame item to the right plus 2 burn.
Okay, I'll take that.
5 seconds CD, this is multicast, fuck.
Hmm.
That was level 2.
You're right, it's not scaling yet, I need to get a level 2 ASAP.
This is good though, this is some part of Thingamajig.
I just hate that it's like, I'm wasting the heal slot, but what am I going to do? I guess I can go here and here?
Yeah, that's fine.
Now I need that one burn shield so I can make the fights last longer.
And then I can scale more.
Steal a potion by Tau'ri Gain Healing.
What is a vitality slot? I think it's like heal it. No, it's trash.
Let's do a potion shop
Look at that okay gain 20 XP give it plus one shock give it crit chance plus one healing
That's a big one. We'll take a time tonic
Use on an item to give it the storm tag wait a second that could be insane with my staff of Zeus
And I put it on my molten bow
Then it becomes a shock item. Maybe there's something crazy in there
Why well staff of Zeus burn takes 25% faster and shock triggers twice so
If I could do like a burn shock
Combo it just adds a tag, but maybe there's I don't know
There's something in lightning out there. That's like triggers your lightning items or something
Maybe you're not.
I think this is worth it.
We'll take the XP.
Give an item plus one shock to put it on that fucker.
I'm just going to put the storm tag on it.
These free re-rolls will come in handy.
Give an item plus one healing and crit chance.
Fuck it.
I'm buying it all.
Leave shop.
All my gold's gone, but worth.
Got another molten bow here.
We freeze that.
Go to that there, fuck it.
Now what should I reduce the CD of?
Probably the fire orb.
Crossbow is good.
On trigger, trigger another random bow.
Oh.
I can see that being good.
This is a really good page.
I'm gonna buff the fire orb. I'm gonna give some crit chance to that. Fuck it. Let's leave shop. Let's go fight.
I died fucking instantly. What the flying fuck?
I don't even know what's happening anymore.
Do I buy a launcher? You need HP? Yeah, I haven't really leveled, have I?
I'm not gonna buy the launcher. Ooh, big flame shield, that's huge. Whenever you apply burn,
gain that much bonus shield.
Hmm, he's gonna freeze it and go.
Yeah, I'm just gonna get one tapped because another money farmer.
The gaudy doesn't do damn.
Honestly, I'm just going to level up, leave shop, let's go fight.
Reduce cooldowns or increase luck. Random blessing, gain treasure.
15% luck is kinda crazy.
I think I do that.
Nah, these are all shit.
What day is it?
Oh that was my day 9 upgrade. God fucking dammit.
I have no level 3s in this game ever. Here's the Void Singer by the way. Whenever you apply a debuff, permanently gain plus 1 damage.
There's also the Stormbow. On trigger, trigger a shock stack on an enemy. It's also big.
And there's even a storm shield.
But I only have room for one thing unless I drop this fire orb.
Storm guard is huge on trigger, permanently increase shock damage by 2.
Is it huge?
I think Void Singer is better.
I think I have to rock it.
And I gotta get rid of...uh...I can't even afford it, goodness.
Man, everything here is...fuck, this sucks. I hate everything on my screen right now.
Shock build pivot. I haven't scaled it.
And...no, I would...hmm, I do have three really good shock items here.
Stormpike, Stormguard.
I see the build, get both Fire and Shock, Void Singer for scaling.
So, yeah, I think so too.
Yeah, just freeze and leave, let's just go. Maybe I win.
Man, every build just feels so fucking bad.
How am I healing the fuck
Let's go avoid singer take that out honestly fuck the storm. I don't really see it happening
She maybe
See tempest is great, but it doesn't apply any shock right it triggers the shock
I just want to be applying debuffs, which is why I don't know if I give a fuck about the fire orb anymore
My question is whenever this does apply shock like it so right now
It applies one shock when it attacks right and then it permanently gains one and then it does two and then three whatever
So my question is does void stinger?
Would it gain plus two damage when I apply to shock?
Or is it just the application is plus one only one?
damn
Hmm in that case, I don't know if I care about storm that much I
Don't know if I care about fire orb if I'm gonna be scaling my void stinger
We'll see.
For now, just roll.
When you apply burn, gain that much bonus damage.
It's a fucking crazy ass weapon.
Whenever you apply burn, gain that much bonus damage, eventually gets perma.
Fire orb the stinger.
Yeah. Start buffing that.
That axe is pretty nuts.
Yeah, we'll do that.
Uh...
Huh, fucking God.
Uh, give an item plus one shock.
good page because it applies debuffs drop Zeus actually I could since my yeah I
don't care about burn ticking faster anymore but I don't need to drop yet
We're just gonna freeze this and move on. Let's go
Oh close
Three guaranteed lucky rolls, okay
I don't think I want to upgrade shock damage, but I will take plus one shock there
I'll take plus one shock
Here, Void Singer doesn't do it.
Oh, plus three shock as well, and some shit.
Okay, Void Singer doesn't get damage from orb.
I'm confused what you mean.
I mean, it just gains- Oh, it's not gaining any burn, the fuck?
Really?
Oh, give flame item. It has to be to a flame item, you're right.
Maybe I do that.
Okay, that is shock, that is shock. I think just about everything has shock.
I'm probably gonna drop this fire orb, so I don't care to buff it. Let's re-roll.
Or no, I should buy more shock for the next item so I can give it shock.
and then let's go great a dark player never seen before
I lose one life left shock deals 20 damage a second why do you even bother I
I don't think you understand what's going on.
Well, my voicing is currently at 182 damn. That's kind of low. I'm struggling to get it activated.
Here's some lucky rolls.
Here we go.
Wow.
Holy fuck.
Alright.
Uh...
Let's upgrade this.
Start of combat permanently gain 2 burn, sure.
Do I care to be upgrading this Zeus?
I don't know if I do.
Zeus carries.
It...
I mean right now it kinda does, but later on it's gonna get outscaled cause burn doesn't
do shit for damage.
Uhhh...
Half your damage fire takes.
Yeah, right now.
But I'm gonna want to pivot, and I'll buy that just to combine and get the chest, and that's really good stuff.
Excellent.
Damn, I wish I could buy that right now.
I also need to get our Void Stinger upgraded. Alright, let's move on.
I think I can only lose one more.
Oh, this guy has the Curse Shield.
Still one, goodness.
Okay, we upgrade the fuck out of that thing, so when you apply burn, gain twice. I'm gonna do bonus damage.
Getting it to level three, when you apply burn, permanently gain that much damage. So now I'm at a point where...
I guess scaling both of these is kind of good, actually.
on trigger if you only have three unique bows trigger your other three boat if you have
only have unique bows I see it's bad for me take the moon to sell it I really want to
trying to get that upgraded. That's already two. What is it at level three?
I think I get rid of the orb and I buy this arcane sword so it starts scaling a little bit.
They also put that there.
Actually, no, this is healing. What's the shortest CD? 2.9?
2.4.
2.4 is the shortest.
Put another ax in?
Well, the reason I'm putting these in, the Void Singer scale.
Like, perma scale.
Bo has multi-cast? You're fuckin' right.
Yeah, way better.
Alright, let's go.
Do I freeze?
Yeah, I'll freeze this. Let's go. God help me.
Oh, hey! Huh.
A man of culture.
Also has Dragon, though.
Dragon's call, but I don't think it's doing that much right now.
Oh, I win! Easy.
Okay, buy that.
Roll.
Ooh.
I'm currently at 20% luck already.
Increase the odds of finding an item.
I mean fuck, I want this whole screen to be honest.
I'm thinking I buff the axe, trying to get it to 2.
Actually, but once I get it to 2 I'm done, and I might have that soon.
Luck Maxes? Yeah, that's why I don't think I care about these Luck Thingamajigs that much, maybe one of them.
23%. I don't think I should have done that, actually, because I think it levels or goes up just by leveling.
Alright, Leaf.
Oh, barely. Easy.
Alright, Endless Mode. I'm literally in the fucking cringe zone now.
Alright, I'm broke.
I just want to see what happens.
Ooh.
Oh my god.
The Crown Forge Brew makes an item level 3.
I mean, if I get two more legendary axes, that's my scaling right there, but there's
no fucking way I get it.
I bet you're missing that free atom potion.
why I lose here fucking stupid horn all right I can't lose anymore that was my
last life revive with two lives and 45 gold I'm gonna take the chest and hope I
get another axe I did not unfortunately I should have taken the gold I gambled
Damn.
Can I use potion of appearance on this thing to make it pop up more? Is that a thing?
It doesn't let me fuck. The shield is horrible.
Yeah, fuck it. I mean, I really want to get this ASAP.
Oh my god, I'm just gonna freeze them, saving up, fuck it, I'd rather just die than not
get that.
Which I think the game is gonna let me do that.
Cool, I lose.
I'm never gonna see it.
Fuck the oak, god damn it.
If only I was already level 2.
Oh wait, maybe Oak gives Unlocks.
Staff of Zeus instantly?
Thoughts?
Do I try again?
Same shit?
Or Frostbilt?
When another Frost item triggers, trigger this.
Go again?
Alright.
Going again because I'm a psychopath.
it.
I win this.
It built us trash.
I didn't have any perma scaling.
And all the perma scaling is kind of hard locked behind being level 3.
I got a level.
On trigger, give your burn items plus 1 burn.
Do I just take an L here?
Or do I buy that shit?
What does it do, level 3?
Oops.
I think I just sacked.
Oh hey, I actually might still win.
We will grab a drink.
Why do you level with one item in inventory?
Oh, I fucking lost.
Skill issue.
Another flambo.
I don't know if I care.
I leveled again.
One percent chance for legendaries now.
Uh...
Yeah, I just don't see myself winning again like I feel like I just take the L
again especially since you only lose one life for losing at the stage it just
doesn't matter
I got 15 bow maybe that would have given me a win now explain to me why this
This guy's dream catcher is here.
Permanently produce the item- oh!
I won!
Owned.
Gain a hook.
It's got to be a hook angle.
Give me some fucking money for him.
More bullshit that I don't care about.
Level up again.
Take another one of these bad boys.
Bang.
Glacier.
Whenever a frosty item triggers permanently gain plus 2% crit chance
Damn, imagine I went frostbow, huh?
But this is good let's go with that fight
Come on hook farm
Make me money!
10 gold extra, 12... 14...
More frost bullshit.
Hmm...
Level again?
Now I have 10% chance for legendaries.
Okay, we'll upgrade that to level 2.
We got a holy legendary shield.
Start of combat, game plus 2 bonus multicast.
If you have only unique item types, give your items plus 5 damage permanently.
Magic Storm Flame...Bagger.
I mean, sure, I guess.
Also, that should go down 1 for the plus damage, right?
Could go Dragonbill too. I could.
Fuckin' right, I absolutely could.
Fight.
Take your time, princess. This is great. I'm scaling here.
Farming damage. I won.
an epic upgrade and item gain healing huh honestly discovering an upgrade is
pretty good upgrade an item yeah upgrading hook seems like a play actually
I'm just gonna do that nice I'll take a goblet we want money right
hmm belt belt is good to have you're right free pots roll another hook extra
money for me. Uh, ooh, but it has to be unique. I can't have it on, otherwise it won't scale.
I wouldn't upgrade Zeus. I could have gotten that to level two, but I think hook is more
valuable just for the money itself. Uh, I need to make sure everything is like, it works,
Does it?
You're right, it has a green dot.
That's weird.
Huh.
Full work on trigger, permanently gain plus one shields.
Hmm.
I'm actually thinking about trying to do a Trigun build, right?
I'm just trying to think of what I would want in here.
So Lawrence would give me some healing, which is nice, which would make me farm more, but
shield.
Shield would honestly let me live longer too.
That's another option.
And it seems pretty overall good, but there's also a money shield I could try and get
Yeah, let's just leave. We'll see what else pops in arm build
Wow, this guy actually has items imagine that
Okay shield holy
pretty good I think I take that okay it's still working start of combat game
plus two bonus multicast per unique debuff this has
honestly I feel like this axe is insane I don't have any axes or whatever right
Meet his book. Whenever a dagger triggers, gain plus one gold. That's also good.
I think I definitely put the book in. The dragon is still working. The reason why is,
okay, so permanently gain five damage, right? And this is a deep multicast weapon.
But it also doesn't permanently scale.
I mean, again, I could probably just get like a moon weapon and have just as much multi-cast
since I have no other moon weapons on the screen.
Hmm. Shield removes debuffs. I don't think you guys understand what's going on.
Um. I just need to put debuffs on the arcane weapon.
So basically putting burn on it or getting a poison vial from my witch belt or a shock.
Hmm, unique.
Axe Arcane.
I don't have Axe or Arcane, so it would still work.
I would just have to take this dagger out and put that in, but I can't afford it quite
yet.
Hmm, let's just freeze it.
I'm gonna, I think I'm right.
I might just die, we'll see.
This guy's gonna butt-fuck me.
God, fucking bow build.
Well, two lives left basically.
Ouchie.
Gain XP.
We're gonna buy this axe, we're gonna put it right there.
Trigam is still activated.
I really need to live though.
Um...
This is rare. What are my odds for rare? It's 30%.
Still 30, alright, whatever, roll.
Put the debuff on the axe, there you go, yep.
Another witch belt, sure, put that there.
I do still have this goblet I can sell for 40, but maybe I keep letting that scale.
Okay.
Runic shield.
Fortunately it's arcane, so if I equip this, I'm cooked.
This is just teamfight tactics, save econ, don't roll.
Well, I'm pretty sure my income doesn't go up based on how much money I have, so it's
different there.
In TFT you never want to go above what, or below 20 gold?
the number is. That's not here.
It's also a shield. I can't use that. Fuck, man.
Uh, let's just keep playing. Maybe I don't die instantly. We'll see.
I die instantly. This is a shield build and they have Warbringer,
Trigger adjacent shields, whenever you gain shield, deal 50 damage. They have two of those.
It's cooked. I'm dead instantly.
Maybe not instantly, but...
I'm fucked.
Good news is my soul splitter is finally gaining some damage.
Is that 55 already?
Okay.
Got a little bit of farm there.
But that was my last life
So oh and I don't have a level 2 item so I can't use that
I am just gonna reduce reduce cooldown so I don't have to think
Oh, there's that fiery war axe hmm nothing I can really use here we'll take that
that. Another dragon would be great, but I don't think I'm going to get it. Lots of money
to spend though. The book is useless. Whenever this or a dagger triggers, gain one gold. Yeah,
It's not helping me.
Not really.
But I don't really have a lot of better stuff to put there.
Not if I want my trigam to be working.
I have a zero elven item, so this is trash permanently give the arcing item below plus
one random debuff.
Yeah, that's kind of big so I can actually the problem is I mean it's not a big deal
I just need like fucking poison and...
Whatever and remember, Trigen will not be working while this is on the screen because it's arcane and because the axe is arcane, Trigen no longer works.
I really just need a poison potion or a fucking storm potion.
And then that's all the debuffs in the game. Flame, Fire Orb, Shit, Trash.
All trash, TBH, can't use it.
Ugh.
I just want to upgrade what I currently have mostly.
Another gobby, holy artifact trash.
Okay, we'll take another soul splitter.
Maybe I can upgrade this fucker.
I don't think I'm going to get this to level 2.
I'm not going to bother.
Nah, this shit's cooked.
I'm so fucked. I've never been more fucked in my life.
Harmony of the reduced item above is cool down by 0.1 second.
That's an artifact.
That's a relic.
I mean, honestly, Dreamcatcher could be good.
And I take this book out
Artifact is not a type. Okay
Well, I'm gonna sell this gobby. I'm gonna buy this thing
Throw this up. I'm probably dead. Whatever
What am I doing? That goes there. What am I doing? Here we go
Fuck it, risk the biscuit, right?
sell that, sell that, level the fuck up, 10% crit chance, throw it there, gain max HP, leave
shop.
I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
GG.
Oh, he's missing a lot.
He doesn't have a lot of HP.
Okay, I don't do any damage at all.
Ahhhh, this game!
It's triggering the fuck out of me, man.
Fight the oak just for the fucking unlocks.
Massive damage.
You're just bad.
I mean, I can be cringe and just play the same fucking build over and over and win over
and over again.
Spam dark, spam bullshit that I'm comfortable with, but I'm trying to do different stuff.
I wanted to make the trigen work because it was offered.
Bone. Double bone.
Uh-uh-uh.
I was hoping I could get another bone. That'd be crazy.
Is it's perma-scale level 2?
No, it does not.
It perma-scales at level...
No, it does perma-scale level 2.
Plus 3 damage.
I feel like you can make bone crazy if I manage to give this multicast.
hmm this book is shit unless I put debuffs on it
hmm also axe build eh fuck it do I just go witch build again
guess I do is buy this shitty ass book and call it a day
If you have tried it yet, but full axe build is actually up if you get the book earlier enough
Yeah, if you get the book early enough
I win this this guy's dead on my screen
Okay, this bone's just gonna have to carry me for a hot minute
Okay, we'll take another one of these. I need to get debuffs. Jesus fucking Christ.
Do I go bone build? God damn it! I mean, I don't know. The game's telling you to do it now.
I'm about to sell this book and gain this shield just for the extra money early on.
Maybe that was stupid, but maybe it's not
Okay, two gold four gold
Big money
It's getting that income I need potions and bones
Okay, we're gonna buy the crook staff.
Mmm.
There's a hook and a gobby.
Lesser potions don't give debuffs.
Yeah, but can I up?
Oh, you're right.
Hmm
Yeah, I think I take a goblin call today. I really want to try and get this bone
See what happens. What's this guy doing arcane mace, huh?
Damn, this guy's a burn build. Early on. Multicast to shield. Multicast to shield could be good
here actually.
Or buff weapon.
Gain two random common weapons.
Six damage is fucking nothing.
Let's just see what I get.
What a misplay.
Hmm, may study for my bone?
I'm just gonna roll for more bones here actually.
okay another witch staff sure I guess fuck I should have got the other one okay
another may study I think I dropped the crooked staffs
this book isn't doing shit right now it's still doing some stuff let's do
that. Can't afford anything. Alright, let's go. It has no debuffs. You're right. Pointless.
Give me more bones please!
Ugh!
Yeah, there's no bones in this game anymore.
Yeah, they're gone. I think it's CG.
I mean...
How have I seen every item in the game?
Butt bones.
I mean really.
Have a spyglass giving it crick to be, yeah, sure.
Ow!
The fuck just hit me!
Jesus Christ!
Gain a bow artillery slot what is an artillery are cheaper re-rolls items on sale
Let's get discount license. I think that's insane especially how much I fucking re-roll
Okay, we upgrade the book to level whatever
Open this
Take this to sell fuck the crooked staff get off my screen deep mace build
Thank you blizzard I need one more bone just one more
I'm going to start gaining crit, I think that's important.
Motherfucker.
I guess sell the goblet buy this put it below say fuck the crooked staff fuck the
the fuck the potions tbh okay we upgrade that we'll take another goblet sure big
investments thank god all right on trigger permanently gain three damage
Ugh, so now, ideally I reduced the cooldown of this.
I would love to get, um, on trigger give the mace below plus two multicast.
That's also really good.
So it's gonna be owning.
Problem, Dreamcatcher will not be able to, actually I think Dreamcatcher below, it
buffs the item above it, right?
The Dreamcatcher would be crazy if I see it.
Use this on an item to increase the chance of finding it in the shop.
That's very good.
Use it on chest?
Use it on chest, what?
You mean the brass shield?
Another brass knife in here.
Hmm. Both are good. I do like me some money.
Anyway, let's freeze this and let's go.
Man, this guy's also doing a money build.
Here we go.
Look at that perma damage ramp, baby.
Love to see it.
Can we buy that?
I don't think I'd buy the brass knife.
I could get the mace study.
Thing is if I get mace study on trigger, give mace below plus 4 bonus multicast and
plus three damage permanently.
Yeah, it starts, the damage becomes permanent, but if I make it, but only as one charge,
if I get it maxed out...
Getting it at level 2 is actually fine.
Huh.
I just really need to get a level 2.
I'm gonna put it- I'm gonna use it on the book actually.
There's one right there.
I need two more.
Keep shot.
Let's go.
Jesus fuck, I decimated him.
Need more Mace Studies.
Another bone.
No.
No.
Your sort of combat effects trigger honestly.
Hmm.
What does this do?
20% in me.
Does going above 100% crit chance do anything?
I don't think it does, except for frost maybe.
I think it's like a niche thing, right? Only if you get the horn, right?
Which I'm not gonna get so I don't think I care about spyglass much longer
It's a lot of bones this late in the game
I should level order
Okay, gain eight free re-rolls give it plus one bleed
Give it one burn
Huh, all of these are good. I think I freeze this
I'll buy a couple let's buy all the cheap ones that way I get more rolls right
You have a goblet?
I do.
Do I sell for this?
I don't think so.
No.
Nice. Okay, another couple wins. Fuck, I didn't get the level 3 upgrade. Dude. We're
trolling out here, man. Gain treasure, random blessing. I mean, I was gonna up the luck,
Up the luck
Give it some burn give it some burn bang give it some lead
Why no CD reduction?
I don't think it's that big of a deal in comparison to luck luck will give me a bunch of like I'm likely to get
Lucky rolls that reduce cool down look at this dreamcatcher. We love that
Especially getting two of them like that. And then I get time vials reduced cool down by point two seconds
Huh
Okay, I didn't have enough money for it I see
Sell on the goblet and buy this take this dagger out bang bang bang
Drop that there I
I can't afford anything, so let's just leave.
What the hell is this?
I didn't buy this, did I?
You bought the ink when you sold the goblet?
Well, use on an item to set its cooldown to 100% in what world is this good?
What is the item that makes this good?
I mean this has to be niche, but I don't even know what.
If it's downside then it's good, no?
How do I get rid of it?
I don't know, I'm just gonna throw it the fuck over there.
One-time effects?
100 seconds though? Like what?
I think I lose because of the freeze. Yep, I do.
Crazy how busted that is.
Crazy how shitty of like upgrade options I got.
What did I get on day 9 again? I guess the luck?
You know like at this point in the game it's over so take a witch potion sure
More may study I need one more
There we go 35 gold by the way
We'll freeze it. Let's go leave shop fight witch build it hits for 50. Oh this guy's
Not that strong actually
Oh maybe he is actually. Oh shit. What the hell? What is destroying me?
I lose.
When this crits permanently gain plus one damage, what is hurting me so hard?
What the fuck me up the healing mace I guess
All right, well things have to get crazy now
They got to get absolutely fucking insane we'll take a witch belt gain 12 XP sure
Crystal, neutral, trash, trash, all trash. Sell that. Bring that up. Oh, hello. Okay.
What was in Christian's future candy I'm probably gonna have to get rid of the spy glass for something else too
Hmm all right, I don't really care that much about crit
So plus 4% amount of hundreds. We're gonna sell this eyeglass. It's trash. Fuck em.
Plus 6% crit. We'll hold it I guess.
What?
It's just a log.
I have never seen this item before.
It's a mace.
It's a pretty chunky log.
It is a massive log.
On trigger, deal 1000 bonus damage.
Get logged, sun.
Huh.
But that's level 3, I'll never see it.
Oh wow, when an item crits permanently gain plus two damn.
I'm looking for something to put on my fucking board but I'm not liking anything I'm seeing
here.
Okay, oh you can upgrade your shields.
Oh shit, 200 gold potion right there.
That's a freeze angle.
How many lives do I have left? Two?
Oh, I lose here. It's game.
Unless my bone is just a raging monster all of a sudden.
Okay, I lived.
There's no way I get that.
Sell everything.
Do you think sell everything?
Yeah, oh that's 15, that'd be 30, 135.
No, man, I don't think I can.
Oh, the witch belts as well. 13, so it's 26. 26, 30, so it's 56 gold. No, it's like 161.
not enough. Honestly, maybe I dropped the fucking mace? No, the multi-cast is kind of crazy.
I think it's another freeze angle. I don't even buy that shield yet. Freeze and pray,
I agree it's over that looks fucking scary oh I'm clobbering okay it's all
right well we'll sell one which belt we buy this level that to three I'm in the
Bone Zone now.
On Trigger, permanently gain 6 damage.
Uh...
Hmm.
Wrong item.
No, I don't think I'd want to put it on Mace Study.
Mace Study just gives all your maces permanent damage.
I only have 1, so it's stupid.
stupid. It makes multicast perma. No, I don't think it does. If that's true, then right
now it already does perma. No, y'all are wrong. This is level two. On trigger, give
mace below plus four bonus multicast and plus three damage permanently you would
think this would give you plus whatever
it removes the word bonus oh fuck wait I'm right you might be right maybe
Huh, shield level 2 just doubles the gold it gains.
It's not that big of a deal.
I don't know if that would work.
I wish I knew.
I really do.
Now you need the moon tag, the moon tag.
Oh yeah, that'd be fucking nuts if I got that.
Okay.
second CD has 18 multicast how? How did he get that?
Okay so on trigger give the item above plus one bonus multicast and he has this
multicast it so that makes this fucking insane and then he just gains an
insane amount of potions, huh. That's game. Let's see what my bone could have done. This
isn't that a thousand damage at this point is not good?
Yeah, horrible item.
Even when you get it like fully fucking ramped up, it just does not
matter.
It's a common item? I guess, yes.
Fuck.
You'd think that like the level three common items would be a little bit
better to the point where they can kind of compete?
I mean, I guess not. I don't know.
Like it doesn't even ramp up because you'd think you'd be able to get a level three common item.
Or, yeah, a level three common item way before you get a level three legendary.
And if you do do that, sure, it doesn't scale as much, but you get it earlier.
But it's just so horrible.
It's not even fucking close.
Um.
Hmm.
Crystal build never is bad.
Bull work on trigger permanently gain plus one shield.
I have an elven in dark off. I kind of want to like change things up a bit.
Fuck storm. I think storm is literally worthless in every possible way.
Which is great. Moon's great. Arcane? I think also sucks.
There's a balance patch? Good.
I restart my fucking game update
Yeah, we're the fucking patch notes. I'm just curious see what the hell the dev is like, you know what this is stupid
The hell was that food a fight and fuck your mother
It's Mother's Day.
Soon, right? When's Mother's Day?
When is Mother's Day?
Okay, next Sunday. Making sure.
Alright, anyways.
Okan Tower. Where do I see your latest fucking patch? You fuck.
Maybe it's in-game history collection Peter board. Nope
Community hub in library. What was it here?
All right, let's see here
Deep Freeze the Lyra day 9 option absolute zero was giga busted and has been reworked to something pretty unique deep freeze
This allows you to freeze individual items by dragging
I'm glad the dev realized that deep freeze was broken
And if you didn't take it you're fucked you just have to play it because it freezes your opponent for like two seconds
But by the time you get to the endgame people die in the two seconds was stupid. It was dumb
So that's good. That's complete change
Executure this time through work to the or flavor flavorful and thematic its stats have been tweaked and the ability the enemy reaches 15% HP or less execute them
That's pretty fun, but I feel like it sucks cuz you don't you just win instantly
Like at the end of game, I don't know like I feel like the scaling my bed new lucky re-roll
Shop contains one star items.
That's pretty sick.
Big lucky rolls.
Lucky rolls now say lucky roll to make it more obvious for new pl- damn.
The dev watched my stream and I was that bad at noticing, huh?
Crazy.
Balance changes.
the protector didn't the dev donate yesterday and literally said don't worry
I'll change it my bad the top fucking change it's because there's a shield that
made you immune to debuffs immune that just makes every possible debuff build
not possible. Alright the regular bow nerf. Really? I feel like every time I've
got against someone trying out regular bow they get shit on.
Huh. Regular bow is insane. It was it what it's the top 1% build is it? Okay
I've never maybe because they're like actually high rated players. I've never lost to like
single bow build
I've been scared, but it's
dusk shield
Two three star 30s or x3 shield down to 20 dust shield was overpowered. I'm glad they nerfed it
They buffed flare storm guard has been increased. Okay mood knife gives less xp at one slash two star
And then increase the cooldown, okay? Moonknife is OP.
Ink Potion can now be used to remove a Slot buff.
Ink Potion just seems like a grief.
That's the one that sets something's cooldown to 100 seconds.
And now you can remove Slot buffs?
So...
I just don't know when that's utilized.
It's for scaling?
Scaling what?
Like what?
I don't know.
Let's keep reading.
Kill slower?
So you're going to reduce it?
But 100, no, no.
I see what you're trying to say,
but that can't be it.
Navi's blade 2 slash 3 star 4 is a shield of destruction
Okay
Cauldron has reduced cooldown now so they buffed it interesting and that seems to really be it
Well, maybe not fixes fix the crash fix the bug fix the bug oh
oh bug fix you can no longer accidentally buy potions through the pouch I just did
that before I changed the immunity shield oh my god mother fucker face that
gigabusted BS and I that's the death he's fucking here I'm in thanks
appreciate it small fixes on candy descriptions visual fix carbons walk on
water can no longer make. All right. All right, let's see. Ranked.
Start with a shock slot and plus five gold day four game plus five shock dam.
I still feel like shock fucking sucks dick.
The dev also added a combat log, I'll see it when I get in, don't I?
Okay, we love multi-cast.
Throw the spear on.
Every two triggers permanently increase your shock damage by two.
I mean...
Fuck it. Let's try.
I think anything perma that you can get early on is just good.
it's perma I feel like shock isn't good unless you get the right stuff we'll see
though I guess it's every build technically
but my shocks are already doing double the damage before
hmm because this is a rare maze I think leveling up is really good value I
Think I just level and go. Oh
Looks like we got a regular boat bitch over here saw the patch notes learned it was OP thought I'd log in and try it
Hey, where's the damage logs true?
You can see
To that person in chat line there's no damage log, huh?
Spots been five people
Not sure who said it, just pick five.
Oh, pretty sure he was just asking the dev for one.
Okay, mods ban ten people.
Why did I buy this fucking spear? What am I doing?
Level up again.
Fuck, there was items there I needed to get.
There was the staff of the Zeus or whatever.
My bad, I should have bought that.
Got this dumb fucking spear.
Gain two free re-rolls and plus two re-rolls each day and it can accumulate.
I'll take that.
Uh, re-roll?
I don't- I'll upgrade it because it gives me a chest.
Nice.
Shit.
If you have only one- if you have only unique item types, permanently gain plus
five damage. Oh there's a Zeus right there too yeah see it. Conjure spear. On trigger
gain a plain copy of the spear below. Yeah maybe I try this because I also have a crystal
spear right here, right? I think I pivot. It's kind of insane. Zeus is also a spear.
Yeah, it is. But there's also some item where, I don't know, there's a legendary spear where
It literally can absorb spears.
Zeus is not a spear.
Oh, you're right, it's not.
But so basically what I want to do is I want to upgrade these spears,
spam upgrade them, get them to whatever, and then just sack them into the omega spear.
Yeah, we love that.
Called the cobalt spear, yeah.
Just have to hope that I get it.
I've always wanted to play that build, I've just never really gotten those of those things.
Excellent.
So I guess this is where, what the fuck, Storm?
Yeah, let's take another spear fuck it throw it on the board
Wait, how is this level one already like it's already one star. I don't understand
How that happened
You got two copies of it. How? Ohhhhhhhhhh
There's two fucking charges on this. What the fuck is this thing?
Hello?
I'm just gonna level.
Ooh.
Do I buy another Silver Lance just to have it?
Oh, I definitely buy the Goblet, actually, yeah, the money is huge.
Fuck the Moonspear, I mean, whatever.
What is this guy going for?
Double Elven Shield build.
on sale, cheaper re-rolls, time tonic, killed them too fast. I actually did, I didn't get
enough spears here, you're right. I already have two free re-rolls per day, so cheaper
Whatever re-rolls is not a- but I will take item discount.
Yeah, we'll take that.
That's a lot of sales, god damn.
I'm gonna level again.
Motherfucker.
Ew, yuck, all this is gross.
Do I have dark enabled?
I think I do.
Storm book on sale?
I don't think I care.
Another goblet?
I don't know which belt is also good.
These are good.
I need one gold.
I think I just sell this by that.
Am I crazy if I sell this fucking shitty mace?
Nah, that's psychotic, I think.
20 gold.
18 gold orb is nice, permanently gained through the end of this.
That is also pretty nice, yeah, just gaining a bunch of health.
It's not that much 50 is not huge
I'm gonna sell the mace. I am gonna buy the goblet. I like investing
I'm feeling pretty strong at the moment
Let's leave the shop. Let's go fight
Yeah, this guy's got a level two already. That's crazy
Oh, I didn't put the spear on the board. That's crazy.
Hmm. Warhorn. This is an insane item. The issue with it is it's 10 seconds cooldown.
I don't know.
When another item applies bleed trigger this this can't gain bleed.
I don't think this is good.
I'm not going to be bleeding enough.
Literally just one bleed spear?
Nah.
You have the spear for it.
I do.
but it's the individual applications, not the total.
I guess maybe I could try and get more bleed?
Or maybe I just keep farming spears.
Wait, you're right, this could be a system here.
Interesting.
Also, keep in mind, I need to make sure I'm not killing them too quickly.
They need to die at a decent pace.
If I kill them too quickly, my conjure spear is not going to proc, unless I can reduce
to cool down a bit. Take off the moon spear. Why? Oh, to like, not kill him? Yeah. Slow
down the damage a bit. I see your saviour. Moon spear procs bleed. Does a lot of damage,
for sure, yeah, I don't know if I care to upgrade this storm pike I don't know if I
cared upgrade any of this stuff right now I just want utility to try and buff the
system that I have let's level up let's roll again
all trash if you want to feed them into the gigaspere always buy them oh yeah I
forgot I was going gigaspere potentially I don't know if I am any more
All right, I got my two charges, excellent.
Bang, bang.
Use our 9 to give it plus one shock.
We'll throw that there.
You can have some shock, Gamer.
Look at that.
Geez
See I actually just don't do I even buy the topaz beer is that not a waste of gold
It has bleed, but I'm getting two per round since it's 40 it's not even on discount
No, I'm a psycho, but I think I skip here. I
Think I fucking level again roll. I'll take a goblet fuck. Yeah
Start of combat give your crystal items plus one bonus bleed
I think that's good. I don't know. It doesn't seem like it scales too hard. Plus two bonus
lead. Like my spears already give 40. Kinda crazy. I think I'd rather just take the money
and roll.
Okay, we'll take another book.
We can't afford anything, let's leave shop, let's go fight.
So again I want to make sure these books both proc.
I don't want to win too quickly, but I don't have any healing.
Okay that's one proc. I'm good.
Oh I have a multi-cast tile for this book too. That's pretty nuts.
Damn. When shock triggers on an enemy trigger this, this can't gain shock.
That's kind of interesting.
And I guess maybe I could put shock, but oh my god, I have shock on my shard fang.
So my shard fang procs from the bleed, and the shard fang procs the lightning.
Imagine I can get, I don't know, how can I get bleed on my skybolt?
There is a potion and it's really rare where you can put bleed on something.
Okay, level three.
Hmm, upgrade a two star item to level three.
What happens if I get to this?
i don't know if i care about a level three spear that much
first item is this year it might be
forty bleep or attack is crazy
it's up there
Discover a cursed item, let's see what I get.
Start of combat trigger your dark items except dark necklace.
Okay, trash for me.
Start of combat gain plus five bonus multicast.
Huh?
Oh, to this item itself I see.
Hmm. It does have bleed. Oh and that would proc my shard fang. A fuck ton of times because
it applies bleed and then the shard fang would proc- oh my god. That is fucking filthy.
an item plus one burn. Let's put burn on... I guess I'll throw it here. There we go.
Amulet.
This would make it multicast even more because start of combat right? But where
would I put it? I have to take this out. Let's do that actually.
That looks better to me.
The lightning spear is so bad.
It's definitely not.
Let's level up.
Let's roll.
Hopefully, I can find whatever.
Ooh.
Reduce the thing above's cool down
Yeah, reducing curse tiara could be nuts, but I don't have a lot of space. I'd have to be taking things out
And I have to take a spear book out to put that in
Is it too late every five seconds I could ramp it a bit
I'll take it.
I really want another fucking book.
Ooh.
Legendary Sky Bolt.
I don't think I care about that though.
Trigger the crystal item to the left of this.
That's pretty good.
that would make this proc again.
Dreamcatcher the Amber, I mean we have to think about what I'm doing here though.
Maybe I take the Topaz spear out
Because this is already applying the bleed, right?
This does give me a lot of bleed instantly, though.
Fuck, this is hard.
That's all your damage.
My damage is the Shard Fane.
Granted, it's kind of low right now.
I think this is my damage.
Well, this makes it do more damage
because it applies bleed, which means plus 40 to it.
Fuck.
Let's freeze this.
Um...
I need to reduce the cooldown of something. I'm thinking I do that.
And then I swap this to there.
Hopefully I get two Skybolts and I level up.
And I start Dreamcasting the Tiara.
Don't you have a goblet? I do.
120 gold. Oh, shit.
Let's keep ramping it up wrong book they're both the same are they not?
They're both level one.
They sell the axe, true.
I'm gonna buy this.
Unfreeze, roll.
Damn.
I'm really just trying to get a spear book.
Whatever, leaf shot.
Let's send it and see what happens.
It's a lot of damn.
Did I get both?
I did, nice.
I lasted long enough.
Oh, we'll take that, we're gonna sell it.
Goodbye this. That's two necklaces. Excellent.
It should be told I may not need this spear book much longer. I really fucking like my combo.
Of this procking the Skybolt.
Oh no, Wind Shock triggers on an enemy.
Trigger this twice.
Oh, I was thinking Wind Shock is applied.
Trigger this.
Maybe a Skybolt isn't good.
Stormbolt isn't here.
On trigger, trigger a shock.
So maybe I throw this in?
Make level 3 topaz, yeah that'd be big.
Skybolt needs bleed.
It does.
which I could get lucky and I could get it.
I'm gonna freeze that. Give plus one shock.
why are y'all freaking out what oh my god I should have put stock on my tiara
you're fucking right oh you're so right you're so right I'm gonna sell this
shitty spear I'm gonna show this shitty spear I'm gonna buy that and roll
That's important to have. I'd like a couple more of those. Let's freeze it. No need to get it now. Let's go. Fight.
Damn it, I almost got more procs. Two seconds CD on that now.
Let's take the lucky rolls. Let's hope I get like a bleed thingamajig.
uh fuck all that trade level 56 max chance to get legendaries do I care
about a spear book anymore but I hold on where am I I think I buy this just for
the chest if anything okay cauldron cell it's money it is money true
let's level okay this is a very big page this is good we freeze the fuck out
this pretty soon I'm gonna have to drop this dream catcher because it's just not
doing much sell the goblet oh yeah sell goblet let's get it now right you're
right okay give an item plus one shock yep throw that on the tiara that's one
shock throw that okay just buy all of it honestly what are we doing here
organize
plus three shock plus three shock put one on the spear call you don't have to give it
minus point two CD I don't need to buff Shardfey I don't need to buff this tiara I think I
save it for the Tempest. I think the dream catcher is gonna get this down to
one second, and then once I take the dream catcher out that's when the bow is
gonna go in, and I'm not gonna have the dream catcher to help me out anymore.
Either that or I drop the conjure spear book. Either way I don't think I want to
use that yet let's just save it let's roll that's important oh my god this
fucking thing producing quote of amber is also big bang holy shit
I
Wow sir
We sure
This is one star would that bump into two star
Broke.
This is fucking ridiculous what's going on on my screen.
I've never seen this before.
I don't even know how to approach this.
Like, what do I sell?
Do I just sell the level 2 topaz spear?
Right?
by that get the chest open it sell that roll
okay on trigger trigger the crystal item to the left of this three times I mean
that is oh my fucking god okay um
There's some serious changes I can make right now.
So let me fucking break this down.
So at the start of combat, this gains plus 5 multicast, and it's also a 2 second quote
on.
So every 2 seconds, this thing will attack 6 times.
It applies shock, and it applies bleed.
Every time I apply bleed, this weapon procs.
Oh, actually it procs twice.
So this will proc it like fucking 50 times, thus will a lowest fuck cooldown.
I could also put this necklace on trigger, trigger the crystal item to the left of this
three times.
So that would trigger this three more, I don't even do the math, I don't even know.
The question is, the last thing, I need to keep the spearbook in because I need one more
of the sky bolts to get it level 2, maxed out basically.
The dream catcher is permanently reducing the cooldown of the fucking thing ahead or above.
How much do I want to fucking perm a farm?
I think I just leave as is.
I don't think I want to win that quickly, because I want my spirit to proc.
There's no fucking way I lose.
I refuse to believe it's possible.
FYI, max attacks is 10 per second.
So with one second cooldown, max 10 multicast.
Is that true? What?
I did not know that. I didn't know there was a cap to it.
Huh.
I'm just gonna go as is.
Nice horn, bro.
Oh, I won.
Okay, so now we're going to Endless Mode.
This is Bullshit Zone.
Everyone here has Bullshit.
I am not special here.
Gotta remember, I always learn the hard way.
Let's get a witch belt.
Those are good to have.
Go up here.
Give it an item plus one shock, blah, blah, blah.
I don't need another crystal.
Why is my phone freaking out?
Okay, we're gonna sell this we're gonna get rid of the spear book. I think we're done with
this now. I think I dropped this in shock to the skyhook
For what?
Shock on Tempest.
It can't.
Wait, no it can.
You're fucking right.
I'm dumb.
You're right.
Hmm.
I guess we go here, maybe?
I mean, realistically, this is probably the best thing I can do.
Drop the spear for the emulet.
I don't know if I want to do that.
Skybolt can get shocked at level 2.
Nice, what are you talking about?
Oh, level 2.
I think Skybolt here?
Skybolt above spear?
I don't know.
I can't put shock on this dude.
This is a lot of things to do.
y'all are confusing the fuck out of me.
How can I scale my damage? That's what I'm worried about. It's just...
plus damage.
Skybolt can get shock at level 2 as it applies shock stacks.
I see that.
Oh yeah, it looks like it can.
For it couldn't.
Alright, yeah I need to get shocked for it.
I see that.
That's cool.
I don't have it though.
Trash.
Okay, upgrade my witch belt.
Minus point two CD probably on Tempest yeah
You all stressed me out with that limited to only 10 attacks per second.
I'm like trying to think of like how limiting that is.
That's not a thing.
What?
One second CD 10 multicast.
Exactly.
So, start of combat game plus five multicast.
I guess I'm not really quite there yet.
Hmm.
Do I level again?
I think I rolled till I see- ooh I'll take a goblet, that's for sure.
Okay, another one of these things, sure.
I'm gonna keep leveling cuz I want to get more luck. Wow. Night slot. Bro, how does he
have so many slots? The first two triggers healing here? What the fuck? Magic slot.
Six random slots perk.
One of the events gives him.
Jeez.
Oh yeah, fill your towers with random slot buffs.
I see.
That's interesting.
A lot of things happen there.
Give an item plus one shock.
Okay, let's put that on there.
Nice.
Gain 12 XP.
Give an item plus one burn.
Let's throw that here.
Gain three free re-rolls.
I should level.
We'll level up.
I'm gonna level again.
Uh, with no money though, I guess I have a goblet ready to go.
My luck is still 5%.
Ew.
Shit, yeah, I need to increase that somehow.
Unfortunately, you needed that bow.
You're right.
It's not level two yet.
My brain turned off.
You're right.
Okay.
Okay, gold.
Give it more shock.
Sure.
Game max HP.
Give shock.
Uh, fuck leveling at this point.
Trash.
Definitely take that instantly.
If I can get two more, that'd be huge.
Okay, level my witch belt. Take this to sell.
Hmm.
The potopas spear is useless at this point.
Well, the reason why I disagree is it applies 40 bleed.
So 40 bleed makes this hit for like 40 more damage.
It attacks one time.
Also start of combat.
So basically it buffs all the damage by 60 that I'm doing.
After five seconds.
I still think it's pretty good.
Maybe I'm wrong by that.
Shield could be really good.
Yeah, I don't know.
20 is, chat is dumb.
Yeah, I think so too.
Okay, another witch belt.
Sell that, sell that.
Damn, I have a fucking level 2 witch belt and a level 1 witch belt.
There's Storm.
We need two more of those.
shop excellent this is big wrath potion on use on an item to give it plus eight
damage use on to give it plus three heal what do y'all think is procking more I
I think the Shardfang procs more, right?
The Tiara? No.
I don't think so.
Because the Shardfang procs just as much as the Tiara.
Every time Tiara procs, it procs Shardfang.
Every time.
Spirit doesn't proc as much because it procs when shock triggers not when shock is applied this
When another item applies bleed it triggers this twice
Some saying is so much better. We got to put it there plus eight damage on that fucker
Minus point five CD increased shock damage. We love that gain eight gold
Minus point five CD this can go on the tiara. I'm good with that
Give an item plus three heal throw them a sharp thing
Let's roll can't need one more storm bow love that for me
You can't lose all right bet
Okay, maybe not I can you haven't seen this stupid shit in this game
There's builds where I actually will not be able to hurt them.
Okay, we got my Stormbow maxed out now, love that.
I need one more Shard Fang and then I got my Shard Fang maxed out.
I'm hoping for it.
Dev, now's the time.
Go ahead and buff the odds...
now.
All items are on sale, not what I want though.
Now, Shardfang. Thank you, Dev.
On sale too? You shouldn't have, really.
Uh, use on an item to give it plus 2 poison.
Plus 3 healing.
Let's go ahead and put poison on the Shardfang. It's having a good time.
Gain some XP, gain Max Health.
Plus one shock.
I might as well throw down this.
I mean, I'm maxed out at this point.
I just want level threes.
Swap the shard to multi.
Yeah.
Actually, I feel like this is better.
Am I crazy or maybe I'm like multi-cast capped by doing that.
No I'm crazy that should go there.
Is this not how I had it?
Sky Bolt's more damage but it doesn't proc as much.
You had fang in the top right?
Well yeah, this is better.
This is how I should have it.
Bro, what?
How many potions does this game want to give me?
Okay, we take this to sell.
We buy a goblet.
Excellent.
That sells for 70 gold.
70 gold. This is my second level 2 witch belt.
All right, let's go.
Okay.
How do I get more luck?
Like actually...
Oh wait, I got potions here.
Gain 10 income.
Hold on. Hold on.
Okay.
There are items in this game
that give...
There's a bunch of moon items that improve the overall damage permanently.
I could put moon essence with a moon tag on shard fang making it into a moon item
and then I can start buffing its damage
I guess I could drop the spear yeah mood like moon necklace I think is it
I mean these are insane. Give it poison plus one damage. Let's just immediately
want to put the moon tag there for sure. What does this do? Give it the holy tag?
I don't even know what I want to put that on.
Mmm.
Okay, here we go.
Permanently give your other moon items plus 2 damage.
Problem is it's a 6.5 second cast time.
That's never going to trigger.
Yeah, I don't know how I'm going to make that happen.
Yeah, I mean I love these tags are just impossible to actually utilize.
really are. Just level and look for 200 pot at this point. True, true gamer, base and
true.
Dev, can you give me a 200 gold pot here?
Hmm.
Well, maybe I could have used that staff.
I think that staff might have done some stuff.
If I max it out.
I see the staff again. I gotta remind myself to look
Freeze
Hold on
Guarantee lucky roll. I think I mean I have goblets to sell 85 gold 20 so it's a hundred gold
Let's just save, I think, I'm gonna throw a holy tag, fuck'em, let's go.
Like I said, so what just beat me?
A shield build.
On trigger permanently gain plus two shield.
trigger, give the item below plus two bonus multicast. He beat me with redemption. Really?
That beat me? I guess it heals an absolute fuck ton, but really? It is a one second cooldown.
It looks to me like he's got his dream catcher actually activated doing things. Healing can
do that because his fights tend to last a little bit longer than mine. Hold on. This
is it. Use on an item to give it plus one bleed. Now I have bleed on my Skybolt. So
now my Skybolt will proc my Shardfing. They'll be proc'ing each other. Wait no I'm retarded.
I think I should put it on Shardfing
I need another one
Everyone in chat spamming no?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep
I guess both kind of work
Actually, both kind of work
Actually, when another item applies Bleed
Trigger this thrice
It says another item
No, I think I did it right
No, I did it right
Fuck you guys!
Mods banned 30 people!
Oh
Oh, Vek is playing and he's sending me screenshots.
The fuck?
He said the shop I just got.
He's...
Okay, what am I looking at here?
Oh, you're doing a fucking mass bow build.
He's got the dragon bow where it's like if you have only bows that they're better.
And then he sent me another screenshot.
What's this?
He has a level 2 crystal bow and he's very happy with his 3 crystal bows in the shop.
Okay.
Look at them goblets.
Oh my god.
2 2 star goblets.
Interesting.
Alright, either way, I need to start buying some stuff here.
With 10% luck, I buy everything.
I'm broke.
Let's sell a goblet.
Gain luck.
Gain luck.
What is this? Use an item to transform it into a random item, but keeps it sorrowful, huh?
Plus 8 healing.
Gain eight gold. Guarantee a lucky roll minus 0.2 CD.
Put heal on Skybolt.
Uh, no, I think Shardfang procs a hundred times more.
A Ruby spear?
I think Bow.
What the hell is Bow? I don't know. The right answer is theirs.
They're all good answers.
Guarantee a lucky roll
Okay, uh, we'll buy that too
Hey 19% luck wow
Okay, okay
Interesting here
Let's guarantee another lucky roll. I have a goblet. Let's just fucking sell it honestly. I
Don't need more luck really 25% is max right?
Pink potion on the tiara. Would that work? It's a cursed tiara
Yes
Start of combat permanently gain plus 15 multicast that's never getting nice
Okay, fuck it I did it
Okay, I maxed out my luck.
Should I put a second one on it?
Yeah, fuck it, right?
Bang.
Okay, lots of things on my screen here.
Unfortunately, I don't need anything here.
Everything's already level 2.
No tiara.
Sad.
Okay. There's a tiara. Orbs are big. They'll never proc. And here's a copy of it as well.
And a mirror. Let's just freeze this screen. Actually, we'll buy that. I could sell some
of my potion belts.
Alright, let's go, leaf shop, fight.
Guys, it's close.
Like I'm feeling overpowered, but I'm not overpowered.
This is crazy.
Okay, it's on sale now.
buy that. Uh, gain free 8 re- or 8 re-rolls. Give an item 10% crit chance. Okay, yeah,
I don't have any crit. Fuck yeah. Plus 3 shields. Put that there. Gain XP. Give it plus 1 shock.
I can mirror it. I know I can. Just hang on.
I think I throw the shock on this necklace just cuz it does proc
Huh, oh dang okay excellent
Chidi-bo. How do I sell this thing? I don't know. Whatever.
Uh, re-roll. How many lucky rolls do I have queued up? I have no idea.
Shop contains a mimic rod.
trigger, gain a plain copy of the item above.
11 second CD by the way. Yeah, no, I can't use that.
Okay, we buy that. I'm actually gonna get this thing level two. Holy fuck.
What is that?
Start of combat gain 2 random dark items?
Oh my god, I need just one more.
Level 2?
Huh.
I mean everything's level 2 now.
Now I just need 200 gold potions.
Was there a 10 gold goblet? I didn't buy it. Increase the chance of finding it in the shop?
I don't think I want to use this anymore. I don't know what I'd use it on. It has to
be an item, but maybe like a goblet I guess? But...
Let's gain some crit chance I guess. I can't use this bony wars but just sell it.
I'll just take the guarantee reroll.
All right, let's just go fight. Let's see what happens
This guy's got a moon build
Give the boat the left plus one multicast it's at 23. It's a level one book Jesus
Permanently game plus four shield on trigger. I mean, maybe I kill them. Let's see
Did
What the fuck okay organized in 20 XP excellent gain a bunch of XP excellent plus three heal to it yes
minus point two CD I
Think I'm gonna get my tiara down to one plus one burn
My tiara doesn't apply burn yet. Oh my god. Give it to the tiara
Whatever.
Give an item plus one max charge, give an item plus eight damage, plus one burn, plus
two poison, more burn, minus cooldown, more burn.
I don't use charges.
Morph the topaz spear?
You think Morph it?
What is something, honestly, I feel like I should get another shardfang or something.
No.
I don't know what the fuck to replace Temusphere, I really don't know.
Right now it buffs all the damage by like 20, it's okay.
Yes, one with bleed.
Well it says when another item applies bleed.
Do you think another shard thing with Bleed can proc it?
Or do you think...
I don't know.
Why not?
Another item.
It might say...
It's the same item technique, right?
I don't know exactly how it works.
book that gives you gold on dagger procs? Oh imagine if I had that. Yeah I can spam
reroll for the 200 gold potions, that's actually a play. Let's increase the burn
there, let's reduce cool down there. How much poison do I have on this? I don't know a lot.
There's some more on it
Plus eight damage throw it there plus one burn sure
Roll
get that shield what the fuck really all what about I don't know would it be good at this
point the game increase shock damage I don't think I care about upping shock damage
Yeah, it's about when shock triggers.
Oh no, wait a second, my Tempest does proc it.
On trigger, trigger three shock sacks on an enemy.
Yeah, upping it could have been good, fuck.
You're right, maybe I get another Cursed Tiara.
Is that psychotic?
Trigger your other bows 4 times and give them plus 5 bonus damage.
has three charges I'm wondering if this is better actually than the tiara right
now too slow
25 gold the fuck okay here's another tiara
freeze the page
I don't know if I win this this guy has triple my HP and he's got some serious
farm he's got the lost fragment on trigger give the item above plus one
bonus multi-cast look at this thing he's also level 40 by the way like the
the fuck.
minus 0.2 cd, i guess we'll start reducing this one, plus 8 shield on it.
Give it plus three shock, we'll throw shock on this fucker.
Buy another one of those.
Alright, that's maxed out again.
Do I just level now?
It's gotta be a level angle.
Fuck, I wanna get level threes, man!
The dagger triggers gain 1 gold.
I mean...
That's trolling, right?
It's too late.
I wish I had that earlier.
Fuck it, let's go!
This guy's missing a slot altogether!
No way I lose to this, right?
Goodbye.
Let's put burn on this bad boy, gain some gold, gain max HP, fuckin' heals there I guess,
gain XP.
Okay.
Only contains items that I own.
Love that.
Dark Crystal, it's already maxed out.
You can't get it to three.
Not without the 200 gold potion, but I'm just not seeing the 200 gold potion ever.
Bro level.
It doesn't increase the odds of the potion.
It's a maxed out.
All it gives me now is HP and income.
It gives me income.
That's true.
Keep forgetting about that.
Nothing to give me a lot of HPs.
Nice.
Reduce the CD there.
Nice.
Put some poison on that.
Give an item plus two burn.
Put some burn on that bow.
Give it plus one burn. This doesn't have burn yet put it there
Guess it doesn't really matter because burns don't trigger anything do that
Use on an item to give it plus one multicast
Hmm.
I'm thinking Shardfang, but...
Or Amulet?
Oh, yeah, true.
Amulet's big.
You're right.
By the goblet, let's level up, scroll again because I'm feeling it, charge shot, worthless
Jesus Christ.
Fuck that. Shard fang, eh.
Alright, good enough.
Ow! What just happened?
Fuck! Man, I was owning him.
The wand, man, the wand.
Shouldn't have taken the chest. It was dumb of me. Should have taken the 45G.
Another shard fang. Wow.
Plus 400 max HP. We take that. 3 free re-rolls. Give it a plus 3 healing.
Just dump it there. Plus luck. Morty max 8 re-rolls. Plus shock.
I mean...
It doesn't really matter.
More health, sell this.
What does this do?
20 gold.
Ooh, roll.
Another witch belt.
Love that for me.
This sells for the most, so we sell it.
Another charge page.
I don't like that.
Here we go.
All items are on sale and I can't really use this TBH.
Find another goblet.
I think I'm out of lives, right?
I can't lose again.
Who's the witch weapon with all these potions instead of a second tiara?
I'll scale it way too slow at this point.
I guess it gains a lot of multi-casts, but isn't it capped out?
You can't attack more than 10 per second or 10 multi-casts per second.
Eh, I just need to get level three, man.
Where are my level three potions?
Ugh.
I'm really just not seeing it in here it's fucking witch belts shop contains a
mirror elixir you know I'm gonna get a plain copy of it they'll buy that just
for another fuckin' witch belt, TBH.
Yeah, what else am I gonna use it on?
Throw that back on.
Leave shop, fight.
I can't lose, I did lose.
Ow.
Motherfucker hit me for all of my life.
Oh, the Void Stinger.
6,300 damage by the way.
3 star diff. 0, 3 stars. I mean that's just...
How it goes, I guess. Uh...
Yeah, I didn't see a single one the whole time.
This might be the most damage I've ever done.
You had 16-0 once?
What was it?
Interesting.
Ooh, start with five gold and gain a random essence on day five and ten.
That's pretty sick.
Enable dark maybe.
The fuck?
Why was it disabled?
Just to say, Switch is insane.
I don't think you can ever play the game with Witch, Flame.
I don't think there's anything in Flame that I like.
Unless I'm doing a Flame build.
Oh, shit, okay.
Well, I'm gaining essences now.
Hmm.
Brash shield is good money farming early.
I mean fuck maybe I'll win with dampening. Okay
This is that I win here I win
Because my shield is perma ramping when dampening actually kicks in I win this guy's healing nothing right now
Zero value to that
Wow, I still almost died, but I won.
Hmm, well, I think I'm going to grab a holy item, because I want to elongate the fight
as long as possible.
Let's level up once, ooh, we freeze that.
Shields out of combat shield for 100.
Interesting.
This might be a stocks build.
The question is, does he out DPS my healing slash shielding?
I think he does.
Meaning I lose.
Unless Dampening kicks in and like really helps me out, I think I'm fine.
Ooh, it was close.
Hey, we grab another one of these shields.
Mmm.
Do I want a Dusk Shield?
Start of combat shield for 100.
combat and on trigger shield equal to 20% of your max HP dude if you get a dusk
shield maxed out that is insane like stupid I mean but it's so it's not good
until you get it three I'm gonna try it gives me shield I get more money I last
longer
Well I guess Poison Pierce's armor doesn't it?
Yeah.
Oh I lose.
Ouch.
Big debuff build.
Gain shielding, weapon buff potion, or a value potion?
Starage fight with Tempest and Max if you give weapon, it was a 3% crit chance.
I guess those do heavy armor but doesn't seem that good.
I feel like it's not going to scale very well.
Now I know what it is.
Ugh. I'm never selecting that guy again.
I want to level up because the things I have are rare.
Rare. Rare. 35% chance for rare right now.
On trigger trigger your items start of combat effects
That's not bad does shield plus the dark necklace
Nine second cooldown though, but if I get this early, maybe I can start ramping it to be you know
Shorter CD
Look at tier 3 Blasheal.
Damn, on trigger game 4 gold and 1 income.
Alright, who survives fatigue here?
I think I do.
Nice.
Use on an item to give it the witch tag.
Hmm. Interesting.
That's not bad.
I guess if I went cauldron.
It'd be good for cauldron.
Alright, so what I need right now
is I need the cool down reduction item perma I need to get it early I don't
know if I want to get it sure on trigger trigger adjacent shields this is
also a play take that damn all right
Let's take a goblet. Let it farm up for me.
Let's go.
What build are you going? Right now? Shield build.
God damn it. I thought I'd win.
It's basically just a time pendant gain healing vitality slot I
Feel like vitality slot could be good considering. I have the shield that I'm going for like a
On trigger shield for Trump senior max HP. So upping my max HP is kind of big right?
Gain a mending serum and a healing word
With plus one multicast I don't think I like that
Let's get a vitality slot.
It has to go there, there.
Ooh, that kind of griefs me, actually.
Fuck, it needed to go anywhere but the goddamn middle.
Because now I can't have the Warbringer procing as much as I want it to.
Start of combat deal 250 damage you'll get a healing shield later that would be big
Yeah.
Dang it. I really want to get the fucking cooldown reduction, man.
His dark necklace is horrible unless I get the fucking thingamajig. Yeah, I guess I think it's epic
So yeah, I do need to level
Yeah, a lot of healers
The Teague is my best friend.
Oh fuck that thing.
Whoa.
Uh, no, I don't think- oh there it is.
Dreamcatcher.
On trigger permanently used to quote on by 0.1.
I need that.
ASAP.
I think I sell this fucking book
And then that goes there
How do I do this?
It's awkward because this needs to be getting buff so that goes there
This might be the best I can do
If I want to ramp this
Cosmetic Vitality slot? Yeah, actually. Until I get healing on stuff.
Well I guess the hammer would actually buff my HP. That's good to have too. Fuck, man.
Let's freeze it. I'll try and get it.
Okay, look how much my Dreamcatcher's owning though.
This is some good fucking ramp.
So this was a 9 second CD, now it's 8.2.
Right, that's fucking nuts.
And it's just gonna get me stronger and stronger with this.
That's what I needed, ASAP.
Let's get max HP of course fuck the lives
And we want this on the board. I think this just goes here. I
Think that's it's what I have to do if I want to keep ramping
The lives give you one more loss
No, I don't think you can lose more than five lives in one loss.
I don't think you can.
So, but you can lose four.
So plus two would be nothing.
You lose three?
Oh.
Yeah, you're right then.
Fuck me, right?
I'm just gonna save up.
Is this thing epic?
It is.
What's the chance for epics right now?
five. This level. Let's go fight. Oh, I lose here. Oh my god, those arcane shields
fuck me sideways. Yeah, you're right. Upgrade, copy an item, increase luck, reduce
cool downs? Yeah, I'm just gonna reduce the CDs. Okay, maybe we can upgrade my dark item.
I need to start winning now.
Level again, roll.
What the fuck?
Did I miss a shield that was important?
Fuck.
Oh no, that was a neutral trigger.
I just have to hope it's not a debuff build again.
Oh, I think I lose again.
I'm fucked.
It is so cooked.
I threw.
Your sort of combat effects are triggered in extra time.
Crystal bullshit.
Solaris does healing and multi-hit
Honestly this legendary mace is not good for me. I'm not healing enough for it to be a big thing
Okay, well let's upgrade the shield now do I upgrade this legendary I don't know 68 healing per swing now
sells for the most I think it's this money
I think I take it yeah 28 gold sell that
we got a moon essence
All right fuck it leave let's go let's just pray this is my I have no more lives
after this okay that is the worst possible thing I could have fought
fuck me I don't even want to fuck that that ruined my day I don't know what
shield I skipped that y'all are talking about I bet it fucking would have
made me win
It was a cleanse shield. I bet it was I
Bet it fucking was
And thorns. Yeah, so it was our
Yeah, I need an arcane shield for damage and I need the cleanse shield. Otherwise just doesn't quite work
Arcane void spike
When you apply a debuff, gain plus 2 bonus damage, so here's what I could do.
I could once again go for that cobalt staff.
The cobalt staff, you're able to like, sack weapons into it to improve its damage.
This has good ramp damage, right?
So I could go ruby knife and immediately start ramping it.
The slots don't work?
Well, one gives terms and crit.
Oh, it's not perma.
It has to get level three to become perma.
Ooh.
Ooh, wait, I fucked up.
horrible
What a misplay bucket let's keep going it's fine
It's still a spear I can sack later, but I'm gonna need the spear book
I'm gonna need the spear book noble spear tie damage okay big spear take it
let's give it the crit this is the plus eight damage throw that there what am I doing
I lose.
Eclipse, start of combat permanently, gain plus 4 damage for Dark item, witch, frosty,
let's level up and let's just go.
Nice, dark shield.
Proud of you.
And it's got healing god damn I think I ramp quicker though surely big crit nice
Okay, so I know the shield bear is horrible honestly two random vials eight gold max HP fuck the rest
That's a mace?
Venom strike.
Boom, bow-billed pivot.
Yeah.
And there's two modern archery books, too.
It's kind of crazy.
Wait.
Okay.
Question is, do I sell everything here?
16 second cooldown by the way.
Kind of aids.
Really it blend.
Irma, I know.
16 second cooldown by the way.
Let's freeze this, let's just, I'm gonna go with everything here.
I feel like, come on, don't, oh I'm killing him too quick aren't I?
Yes I got one proc, fuck yeah.
Wow.
Okay, plus two permanently.
I feel like I should go shield here.
I do have a crit though.
I have a crit slot right here available.
But the shield would elongate the fight.
I think Hook on Crit is just too good.
I am going to sell this spear to try and not win too quickly.
Honestly, maybe I should buy the brass shield.
Freeze that.
I'm going to buy a brass shield.
Okay, hold on.
I'm about to get plus 2 multi-hit.
Hey, come on give me a second one
No way I get a second one baby come on
Well fatigue's in come on
Scaling XP or cheaper re-rolls and items on sale
I
Think items on sale you need scaling XP
Okay, we buy the shield, bang.
I think I just level.
I should level again.
Yeah, fuck this.
You're a troll.
I'm retarded.
I don't look at how much XP I need ever.
Come on.
Bang, plus two perma-multicast, and I win.
God, yes!
I'm at plus eight multicast already with four poison. That's fucking crazy
Another book. I don't know if I can
Give all your bows plus three multicast permanently
I mean I just need the CD reduction
Hmm
All bows but the problem is when you think about if you go all bows
the fight is not gonna last long right unless I can reduce this cool down to
one second it's not gonna happen
reduce it it's really aids to reduce it I hope you know
Yeah, it's that stupid thingamajig.
We should level first.
Here's another bow.
Look at that.
Wow.
Give Elven item to the right plus three damage permanently.
Now this is a play.
I can now, now that I'm ramping multi-hit on this, I can also ramp how to grow.
It really isn't, you know, I think so?
It's not Elvin, though.
How the fuck is that not Elvin?
Look at it.
What?
That's the most Elvin shit I've ever seen.
Dev?
Hello?
Oh.
Motherfucker.
I gotta go.
Motherfucker. I gotta go.
Sorry, but Elvin had too many items, Law.
The fact that I just read you in the chat, Mr. Dev, you did change it, you rat bastard.
This guy, unsubbed by the way, crazy, baffling.
How much does your game cost?
Let's roll it.
Ooh!
Mmm!
I think it's a shield angle and a freeze angle.
Take another shield.
Let's hit it.
I need this thing to proc. Come on.
Yes! Fuck, but I lost. It was close.
Minus three lives, depression.
Uh, so you guys are right.
Yeah, plus two lives would be good here.
Gives me a whole extra attempt.
Dang
Huh
Time-pended could be good. I could definitely try and ramp this book, right?
But hold on am I not
No, still stress me out. So 10 multicast is like if I were to get this bow to one second CD
At that point multicast is pointless
right no I don't know over 10 is worthless correct dev okay the dev just
said yes that is how it works man okay so now I've got to reduce the cooldown of
of my bow.
I mean the next thing I could do is maybe get another bow and start ramping, uh, you know,
multi-cast on it.
Hey look, this goes to 13 multi-casts now.
If I get level 2, when poison triggers on an enemy, permanently gain plus 1 poison.
Interesting.
That's once he gets to one second cooldown.
True.
It's at 3.8, so multicast is still helpful on this thing.
Uh.
Hmm.
I do think the time pendant's gonna have some good value if I can actually get it.
When you gain gold during combat, permanently gain twice that much damage and also get a
cutlass here.
That's a extreme pivot, but I do have a lot of gold farming items.
Let's freeze and let's just go for now.
And I can all- it's not a bow.
That's a lot of books.
The fuck is this guy a librarian?
Upgrade epic or below.
Slot buffs.
Random blessing or gain treasure.
Let's do some slot buffs I think.
upgrade an epic item or below?
Ooh.
I could upgrade Venom Strike here
to one star, and that'll make it to where it's actually kind of easy to get it to two star.
But I was gonna try the Cutlass.
Or I could upgrade the bow, true.
Fuck it.
Let's upgrade the bow let's stick with the bow build cutlass will have to wait I want to buy this thing in the jig
We're gonna go here here
This goes up here actually no bang bang fuck the crit. I don't care doesn't matter
We'll leave that there making some money I guess
I don't give all your bows doesn't that can go there now. Oh, yeah
Alright, so I'm a bow build. I am. My goal, you know what? I do want to reduce the archery book.
Wait a sec. That, that. That looks better. Yeah, that looks better. Equip the bow. I don't need to
buff more venom strike I need other bows because this venom strike will eventually
be absorbed by this right I guess it would carry the the shit over maybe I
don't know how the multi-strike would actually work it'll stack okay and I'll
drop a shield throw it in okay we got a bow here start of combat permanently
game plus your damage per unique bow.
Also got this.
I don't think cold shots good for me though.
When another frosty item triggers trigger this I don't think frosty
bows to play.
War bow.
I'm running frosty but right now it fucks but I'm not going to
have any other frosty items. I just don't I've never done a bow build so I don't
know what's in the game exactly.
Hmm. Fuck it. I'm doing a bow build. I mean that kind of makes sense. We'll see.
There's the spear book, but I'm not doing that roll need more bows. We definitely take the witch bullshit
Let's upgrade the shield love that for me
Okay on trigger if you only have unique bows trigger your other bows two times yes
I'm real low on on trigger give the above item plus one bonus multi-cast and increase
this items cooldown by four seconds.
I could put this below my archery book.
Is what I'm saying?
I know I gotta get I'm gonna get the bow.
I'm just looking at the item for later.
It's not perma.
Okay.
It is perma, because it gives modern archery multicast, and so when this procs, it will buff all my bows permanently, twice.
That parts permanently.
I'm broke, by the way, so that's that.
The start of combat permanently transform an item to the right into a random plane item?
The fuck?
Moving on.
This fucker's copying me!
It's got a level 2 Warbo?
Huh?
Oh, I'm fucked!
I've never been more fucked in my life.
Well, maybe not.
I have the archery book.
I've got a big multicast.
Let's see.
Here we go.
I did my best.
God.
That's the arcane shield.
That's good, but, well...
Use our arm to get a minus 2 CD.
Or minus 0.2.
Think I'm time-pending.
I mean, the problem is this fucking modern archery is never gonna proc.
I need it to so bad as well.
Okay, hold on.
Remove two seconds.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Excellent.
Keep snagging those.
Spyglass could be great, but, uh, oh.
What happens if I give this to three?
Well, I definitely don't need this book.
I don't know why I have it.
Uh, okay, so we upgrade this.
Take this and sell it.
Hmm.
Definitely upgrade the bow here take this sell it buy a witch thingamajig and we're
gonna freeze the screen okay okay let me see I want to slow this down a bit I need
this book to proc. Got it. Big proc there. Excellent. Give all your items plus 15 damage
or three guaranteed lucky rolls. Am I crazy to think that the 15 damage is actually...
Well, actually no, I don't want that.
I think I want Lucky Rolls, so if I can get this to level 3, it's plus tech damage every
time it procs, but Lucky Rolls can give me CD reduction.
I don't know, we'll see.
Buy both of those, no question.
Open Sesame.
Take this to sell it.
Goodbye.
I think the brass shield's gonna have to go.
Ooh, on trigger, trigger another random bow.
Excellent.
This, I think, do I sell this shield?
But do I drop here?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think I drop the shield.
Yeah.
It's level, it's roll.
I shouldn't have rolled, but I did.
Amethyst bow. Eh.
Give an item plus three heal.
Gonna throw that on there, I guess. Gain eight gold.
On trigger.
Start of combat, Paranormal League imposition for unique bow. On trigger.
Yeah, no start of combat situations for me. Alright, I'm broke. Let's roll.
Ooh, you don't see storm builds very often, but he's got everything he needs for a storm
build almost.
Does it blend?
I got a proc?
Will I get a second proc?
Oh, I got a double proc!
Oh, I'm ramping, baby.
We'll take another one of those.
Let's level scroll.
Use on an item to give it plus one bleed.
Damn.
All crystal, by the way.
Definitely need plus charges on the firebow.
Yeah, if I get the lucky, like, plus charge screen, we put that there.
Huh.
I'm not- no, I don't pivot.
This is really cool and all.
For that one build I did before, but I do not pivot, no way.
Bleed on poison build could be really good.
Uh, we also got free re-rolls, we got plus one shock, just gonna throw it over there.
Plus one burn, throw it.
I really want this how do I get that isn't a freeze angle. I think it's a freeze angle I
Have it at times one speed because I love seeing my book proc it makes me super happy
I'm not gonna get to procs is what it is
Okay, we buy this throw it there
Gain XP, uh, plus one poison, sure.
Roll?
Wow.
Give it the dark tag.
Witch tag, storm tag, witch, arcane, witch, witch.
I don't think this is...
No moon tags, dark has potential, does it?
I think only the War Bow could utilize it, but I'd have to drop stuff and I don't think
that's a play.
Nah.
Dark Bow?
Well, why would I want the Dark Tag for it then, you know?
I mean, I'll probably be dropping Modern Archery at some point, but yeah.
There's a trigger all dark at start of fight item. I know but is that really worth a slot?
Maybe for dragons call I put dark on the dragons call
Dark book oh wait you're saying put dark on the book and then get the dark item that triggers all dark items
smart and then this is I don't need this time pendant anymore
you'll drop the book though with that I don't know if I will if I can get this to
three it's kind of crazy don't you want all bows is your build no four bows is
Good. I think four and then two like utility items.
Let's roll.
Trash.
Roll.
Take this.
You have multi cap already?
No.
I mean I do. Assuming I can get everything to one second CD.
Damn.
Me and this guy fucking went at it.
It's copying me.
But I've ramped up my modern archery more kick rocks.
Endless mode.
Okay, plus three shield.
Love that for me.
Hmm.
Looking for that dark necklace launcher is propping other bows permanently.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Oh my headset's dying. I'm stuck.
Pulling this cable. Oh no.
Level 9, need 84, take it, roll, I mean at this point I think I'm going to sell this
pendant, buy that bow, on trigger replenish one charge with the item to the right, I don't
think this is good because I feel like fights are not gonna be lasting that
long later skip leave go plus I can get a charge page and this guy's gonna level
two dreamcatcher now Gigi that's it how is he have so many level twos already
How's he level 23? Like what?
He gained a hook with 30% extra crit and then he got Midas diary, which I guess he leveled which gave him insane money
Trigger the item above plus one bonus gave it multicast so it just attacked more and then he has his legendary shield
His hook cost 200, it gave him 200 gold.
That's why.
Dude, there's got to be like a limit or something, it's crazy.
Throw fucking dots everywhere.
Plus three damage.
Right there.
one shock sure. Whatever.
Nah, fuck that thing.
Another witch belt.
All my bows are level one, yeah, I gotta up those.
Here's that dream catcher.
What do I even want at this point?
I really want to get this book level 3, that's super important.
I want that dark necklace.
ASAP.
But I'm just not- oop.
No, wrong one.
Yeah, fuck whatever.
Bye.
I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but I'm sure it's a good idea.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'm sure it's a good idea.
Okay, that's big.
We need a crystal bow for damage.
Crystal bow?
Oh, because of the bleed?
That would help a lot probably.
Another one of those.
start of combat permanently game plus three multicast legendary bat wing
I feel like I've ramped up my warbo so much I can't drop it
No time to drop the book. No, it's not I
I really just need the dark necklace that I'm trying to get. That's what I just need. It's the whole shebang everything for it
Skipped two books again
Past a book what are y'all talking about?
You've rolled or sold like four books so far
Are y'all talking about the archery book? Just so you know, it's maxed out. The only
way I can get it to level 3 is with a 200 gold potion that you have to get lucky or
event. It doesn't go to three star. Aphelion. Anyways. Trash. We'll take a Venom Strike.
Try and get that to level 2.
I'm rolling c-
Oh, fuck, I want that.
And a gobby?
Holy shit.
I do be wanting these things.
Let's freeze it, let's just go.
This guy's got level 2s across the board, GG.
Alright, I got one life left.
Okay, we take that. Thank God. Okay, upgrade this to the chest. Take that. I gotta get real
strong here. I don't think I buy a goblet. I need to get the good stuff. Like now.
I'm looking for that one dark necklace it's not here you've lost the plot did I
Hmm, freeze this.
Or I guess I'll buy it, I don't need to freeze it.
Maybe I won't lose this round.
Gain max HP, gain XP, more poison on that.
Fuck it, burn on there.
That's it, you shut up.
Oh hey, I've seen this build before.
That hurts. That hurts a lot. Damn. It's gonna be horrible. Times it by two.
I just never saw that dark neck, ever.
I also needed to get this book to level 3 for the perma ramp, plus 10 damage permanently.
Never saw it.
It's a cursed item?
Is it?
Oh.
I didn't know that.
I was rolling for nothing then.
Did I unlock anything?
with plus five gold the shop contains eight items instead of seven wait that's
fucking busted what fuck this essence bullshit the hell
okay maybe I get it not again okay starting with the war bows pretty crazy
Gold build I would love to if the game the game never lets me play what I actually want
It's just random yeah normal bow as well, so it's gonna perm a ramp a little bit plus two damage
Costs 52 gold to level up. I'll just buy this bow
Uh, where's the- I guess Crit's fine.
No, damage is way better.
Leave shop, let's go.
Do-do-do-do-do
I lose
Hmm
Spyglass could be good if I got the bows and I started giving them crit.
There's also this brass knife, but the brass knife has limited amount of gold it can actually
give you.
It kind of sucks because of that.
Or I just sell the Warbow, buy the dagger and say fuck the bow build.
Mmm. I'll freeze.
No. We'll pivot.
Wow.
You have more health in this guy. Maybe I win cuz dampening might be on my team. I have more HP than him right now
Depends on the dampening DPS. Oh, I won. Nice
Hmm
There's a hook. Buy it instantly.
Save up. Leave shop fight.
Owned me.
Mmm, these are so fucking bad.
Gate 2, game 2, random vials or a homebrew with random stats.
Let me see homebrew.
How does this work?
I don't get it.
Interesting.
Well I could get it to level 2.
What the fuck is that roll?
It's a luck roll.
It's like only one item.
Pivot again?
I don't know man.
When you apply a debuff permanently gain 8 damage.
I mean I could get it to level 2 and then I could get it to level 3.
Every time I apply a debuff it's a common item.
Yeah, but this seems like it might actually scale decently.
Am I crazy?
Man, it's not permanent, not good. It is.
When you apply a debuff, permanently gain 8 damage.
I'm gonna try it. I swear to God, if I don't do well with that, that's insane to me.
at three stars. Well I'm gonna get it two stars and hopefully I get the event
that allows me to make it a three star, right?
But you have to have it two star before you can do that.
Okay, buy that. Bang, buy another. Freeze them all. Open.
Let's just take this and actually just sell it, buy another, drop these in.
So I'm applying zero debuffs right now, by the way.
Put debuffs on the bottle.
It does have a one-second CD.
Scaling XP, cheaper re-rolls.
get the scaling XP. Okay, so now it's level two. I am now arcane. On trigger gain one
random lesser potion, pre-unique debuff that this has. I feel like this could be really
good actually. Candle does a debuff. Uh, so does this.
Hmm
I care about potions because I can put debuffs on the more debuffs I apply the more ramps right
Hmm
Build more void spears another one, huh put the crooked thing in the crit slot, but then I lose money
But I guess it's fine.
I don't think this witch thing is- I don't need to buy that.
This I could buy on Trigger Gain 1 Rite and Luster Potion per unique debuff this has.
I am gonna wanna put debuffs on this.
This is good.
Right now it does nothing, but I'll take it.
fight.
Hmm.
Sort of combat permanently transform the M to the right to a random plane item.
That's weird.
Level again.
Permanently reduce the cooldown.
Okay.
I think I kind of like ramping that.
There's also a wand here.
Wand will have a lot of multi-casts, which means it could apply a fuck ton of debuffs.
This is a really good page. I should freeze this.
I do want to get this though. Dreamcatcher.
Hmm.
I think I saw that. Get the Dreamcatcher in the bit- in the board.
Let's reduce the cooldown of my hook maybe? Just for ramp? Okay, too late for dreamcatcher?
Absolutely not. I don't know how it is. Hmm. Let's do plus damage here on that.
OK.
Leave shot.
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
Plarek.
OK.
okay let's buy this wand I don't think I care about the candle maybe I do that's
too damn on my fucking wand might be nice
maybe I dropped the homebrew. Crook gained some pots. Yeah I'm gonna throw it
throw another crooked staff in here just because I want more whatever the fucks
Ooh. I can also start putting wands on this thing.
Like that.
Okay.
Interesting.
Hook out. I don't think so. I'm gonna freeze this. I want that money.
money. I lose this. Jesus Christ. Alright, well, unfortunately, random blessing gain
Nightquill or a Cursed Item.
Hmm.
Permanently give the item to the right a Random Debuff.
That's pretty good.
Start of combat trigger, dark items, except dark necklace.
Gain two random dark items, huh?
I mean, it's not that good because
I'm already going to like gain a lot of debuffs, I feel like, just through potions.
Let's upgrade that, get the hook leveled up.
When another item applies, bleed this, okay.
If I end up putting bleed on the wand, that'd be good.
You suck.
What the fuck?
Drop the hook.
No.
2.4 second CD at the moment too.
Ideally I get debuffs on it.
Probably drop the candle soon.
I just need more fucking pots
God I really need to start fucking applying some debuffs shit like badly I
Think for now. I need to start getting debuffs for this to ramp somewhat
Actually, do I care?
Because these aren't it's not permanently getting buffed yet
no it's not getting perma buff not so till it's level three and again I might
just die fucking I kind of want to die in that case
man I could add so many debuffs
I am gaining a lot of pots though.
Lots of money too.
Plus 85 gold.
Here's my life.
Epic chest.
Go to the shop.
Did I get any debuff pots?
I did not.
Crazy.
I also didn't get the day 9 event so that's unfortunate.
I'm not going to get a level 3.
Okay well my hook's fucking reduced CD already.
So let's just put in debuffs, I guess.
I'm not going to go Cutlasses too.
This is awful.
What am I...
Ooh, here we go.
Runic Shield.
Arcane.
When you apply a debuff, gain 8 damage.
Here we go.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Finally have what I should take out.
Fuck, I gotta take out this basic staff, I think.
For now, leave shop.
Oh, I have so much gold. What am I doing?
Okay, upgrade this, I guess.
Gee, I didn't realize that was money I had.
Okay, big one. Love that for me.
I really should just go all wand since this isn't going to get level 3.
I'm probably going to swap it out and call it a day.
3.8 second CD.
I think I do this.
Ugh.
That just feels so gross.
I think you put debuffs on the book.
You're right, I should start ramping that.
You're fucking right.
Do I keep my wax stacks?
Why don't they carry over?
Okay, Wands leveled up, excellent.
Take this, sell it, permanently give an Archean item below one debuff, awesome.
and this bill blows it does immensely blows there's a cauldron too
in one ingredient per which item
God
That's it do I just lose
I think I lose. I'm not scaling damn here at all. Imagine I live though. 112 gold. Yeah that was just... I don't even want to talk about that run. That was sucked. I tried so hard to do arcane.
Didn't get level 3, got a bunch of witch items, tried to pivot to witch, had a good witch set-up,
but then died before anything happened with the witch set-up.
That sucked.
I hated that.
Dark, neutral, witch, storm.
You holded too much of the candle.
I didn't really hold it.
didn't have any potions. Dark time. Ugh! I just fucking cringe whenever I see someone
playing dark so gross no crits sad why is that because it's overpowered and
broken. Dark is all of the start of combat. Permanently do this. Start of combat. Do this.
And by the time you get to the end of the game, unless you're playing like a pure deep shield
build where you're about trying to not die, you essentially one shot the other person.
So start of combat and its nature is overpowered. Just because of the pacing of the game by
the time you get to like round 50. Guys, fucking hate going against it. How much is 16 XP? That
essentially 16 gold.
Baggers free money.
It looks like it's not free, but eh.
Lunife is plus one value in total after it's sold.
Oh, because you get- you're right, you get to sell it and think about that.
Okay
We love moon knife
I have a feeling this brass knife is gonna make its money back we'll buy that
Fuck it, let's go
Damn, 15 gold.
Weapon loot or damage to weapons?
Homebrew, random vials.
Two random common weapons.
Do I just go for two twilight's edges?
Six damage permanently?
Ew.
Okay, great. What a fucking waste of everything.
Honestly, I'll take the money shield.
Uh, sell that, sell that, get off my screen.
Spyglass is a play.
Uh, if I keep using these tri-lights' edges, giving them crit can be big.
Hmm.
Let's do it.
I should've kept the Moonknife in and just taken the Goblet out.
I got addicted to leveling.
My issue is I really like getting like the only time you can really ramp stuff up is at
the beginning.
Once you get to like round 10, the fights don't last long enough unless you're like a
fuck ton of healing or something.
So oh just level, oh just level, get your epics at level 10.
Okay but now I haven't ramped and now it's like reducers cool down but I can't ever
get it to proc because the fight ends in two fucking seconds so I didn't get it
early on. What do I upgrade? Upgrade a random common or rare item. Sword maybe? If I upgrade
the shield it gives me plus one income every three triggers I feel like that's
kind of insane but shield sword is nice cuz yeah the little three event maybe
hmm it'll go to one star yeah but then it's not far away because I have an
extra one
Oh, you're right. It wouldn't be level 2 to be level 1. I see what you're saying. I was looking at 2.
Uh...
Is that for the sword? Screw it.
Well, don't think I'll ever see a dark sword ever again.
Here's a dark bow, start of combat, permanently gain plus three multicast.
That's a legendary.
Okay.
Okay, it's not bad.
Hmm.
Put it there.
Okay, I'm Batman now, and we're going to ramp Crit on it.
I feel like I swap it and go there.
Nice.
Okay.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
It's on trigger if you only have unique bows, trigger your other bow two times.
I don't know if I care too much about that.
If the enemy reaches 50% HP or less, instantly execute them.
Is that good?
Is it upgrade 20?
Okay.
Wow.
40% HP.
I feel like, again, you just kind of instantly one-shot people. I don't think it's good.
It would only be good against someone else using some shield heal build, where it's not completely... it's like actually close.
But usually...
I go against a shield build, it's like I either kill them really fast where I don't need it, or they just produce more block than I do damage. It's pointless.
Start of combat effects trigger an extra time.
Okay, that's a big thing I think.
Let's get that ramping up I think.
Let's swap it that goes there.
Hmm.
Place the shield?
With what?
Oh, I guess this sword to ramp it more often.
Let's see.
Maybe give crit to it as well.
Man, how does decay perform?
I've seen people with 100,000 HP.
This has to be horrible.
I guess maybe if you get that one- no, this just sucks.
Alright, moving on to the leaf shop.
Let's go fight.
Dead instantly.
Ah, let's gain two lives in health, sure.
Okay, more dark. Reduce cooldown permanently.
Let me know if you want to set up our legendary 1v1. If you're scared it's no
problem. I'm whenever you are, dog. But not today. It's too fucking late. I
don't know what schedule you're on, but it is 5 p.m. I've been here for five
five hours. No fucking way. But tomorrow, down for it. Next, she's been awake for 30 hours.
Some of us just aren't talented enough to do that. That's me. But yeah, I'm ready when
you are just message me at you know say 12 not 5 p.m. I'll be up at literally 1
p.m. for this don't bait me tomorrow unless you want to wait for the weekend
but I'm down tomorrow then I'll be tomorrow's Monday right not Sunday
1 p.m. CST by the way yeah I'll be on I'm ready to go so if you want to wait
So the weekend, if you wanna make it a bigger event, sure.
Or we can do it on Monday, the day that, you know,
no one's really fuckin' happy to be alive.
Your pick.
Ugh.
We're streamers, there's no Monday or weekend,
it's just stream or no stream.
Yeah, but for viewers, they have a weekend.
That's what I'm saying, you wanna make it a big event.
I mean, dude, I mentally like checked out on Mondays
if I wasn't a streamer.
May 4th? Tomorrow is May 4th. You could listen to Star Wars music. That'd be epic.
I'm gonna buy that. I'm gonna roll. Ooh.
Oh, I need to roll for swords so I can get it to level 2.
That way day 9 comes around and I could actually hit that event.
I gotta get the sword please fucking God please Jesus fuck I'll kill myself right
here front of combat shield oh dark shield is also good
Man, that sucks.
Okay, fuck that stupid thing.
Fuck this stupid thing.
Do I buy that?
Hmm, no, sword bucket.
Okay, well there's the sword.
Excellent.
Here's the next thing.
I currently have the warhorn and I have this dreamcatcher.
I could start trying to reduce the cooldown of the warhorn,
which would make me fucking insane,
but it would require two slots.
And I got a spyglass, I did just sell one, but yeah.
You'll never do it without potions.
Well, that's why I started getting some witches bell.
Fuck it, I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
We're gonna put this little...
...fuck bag right there.
And then we're gonna put this little bitch right there, like that. Look at that.
Bang.
This looks pretty goddamn good.
No, no, no! Buff the sword!
Put the crit...
...like that.
Look at the dark spear.
Start of combat permanently gained 25 damage and 15% crit chance.
Okay.
Huh.
Ah.
Uh.
Uh.
Okay.
Okay.
Huh.
Uh.
Uh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Bo is good though. They both are.
Y'all say fuck the Bo? No multi-cast, huh?
I mean, this is assuming I can even get this warhorn going.
Maybe I just benched the spyglass and call it a day.
How would I get crit chance though at that rate?
Yeah, the bow does get capped.
The multicast is not that good.
It's good now, but assuming I reduce it's cooldown, it's cooked.
Let's sell the dagger.
We'll buy the spear.
Let's leave the shop.
See if I can get the sword to level 3.
No scaling! No!
Okay, upgrade a 2 star item. I did in fact get it.
And level 3 permanently gains plus 100 damage. Yeah, we're gonna take that.
Alright
The war horn is now a 9.8 second CD also we have a witch thing that's big
If you're sure if you're still here, I spaced out just tell me if you want to do it tomorrow
It didn't upgrade it takes two days. You don't need to stop talking. We don't know how to fucking play the game
If you're here Felix, especially on discord either tomorrow or the weekend. I'm down for either. I'm sure it down
He's gone, probably.
Fuck, man, what do I do?
Your start of combat effects trigger an extra time.
Ugh.
The spear is so good in the fact that it actually gains crit chance.
Like the combo with the warhorn.
It really comes down to...
Can I get...
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Ah, it's so tough. Warhorn's dog shit. Yeah, it is until I can actually make it happen.
Let's bench the hourglass. I- oh man, fuck.
No, I think benching the hourglass is a better play for scaling,
and we'll just see if I can keep scaling this Warhorn. I may not be able to.
Fuck it. Leave shot. Fight.
I puted 9.6 seconds CD give it plus one burn kill for the multicast fuck it
okay we got another dream thingy
I can get another one that's huge take this fuck no way
No, leave shot, let's go.
Plus 15 damage on all of your items.
No, let's just take three lucky rolls.
It's level up.
Let's roll it.
contains random tailored build is it okay anvil and a bunch of swords I guess
yeah okay this is a big page this is good stuff we're gonna have to freeze
things. This gives 10% crit chance. Let's put it on the bow.
Do I have any way to like make money here? I guess I could sell stuff but I don't want
to. Increase the chance of finding an item in
the shop. I don't think I want to potion the Dreamcatcher. I almost want to potion the potion
belt because this has the actual like legit scaling no matter what your build is. I think
that's better and I'll just buy this and use it but save up and then let's put
the drink catcher back on nice
whoo this guy's a healing god damn that is a deep defense build I'm barely
getting through them. Does Horn really make a dip for you? If I can lower it, it will.
Yeah, I think it will. Bonus damage equal to twice their crit chance. Hmm.
Maybe it does suck.
Maybe y'all are fucking right.
I should really just scale them to 100% crit.
Hmm.
Yeah, second net could be good. Yeah, y'all are fucking right. Nice.
And I've been dream-catching it this whole time, so she's been wasted.
My- but do I actually just fucking sell the horn? Am I fucking crazy?
I just do. Get out of my screen. Fuck you.
Wait, this slot grants 45% crit chance.
Holy shit.
Maybe I want everything down here.
I want to be critting though.
90% everything's already like 100% crit chance so it goes there on the bow I guess.
Oh and I need this to be proccing something.
Fuck.
I guess here?
Yeah that looks good.
Okay.
You have 10% crit chance?
Let's throw it on there for sure.
Alright I'm broke.
Let's go fight.
Yeah, second Nyquil. Let's go Endless Mode. Enter the shop. Shit, across the board. Let's
level up, roll it. That's a big bow. I'd be needing that bad. How much is it? Fuck, I'd
be off by two minus point two second CD will upgrade the dreamcatcher I guess
probably I don't know hmm dark blade
oh what the fuck is this start of combat give your swords plus a hundred
percent crit chance and 20 bonus damage. Wow.
Hmm. The issue with it, I won't be able to get another one very easily. The only
way is if I get the potion that allows items to spawn more, right? And this
doesn't seem like it's perma. 200% crit chance would be good if I was still
playing with the horn but I'm not. Yeah and I also only have one other sword so
no that's a bad weapon but interesting let's freeze this let's go.
Maybe if I sell that I can't afford it let's go.
Unfortunately.
Okay, big bow upgrade. I need to get these things upgraded. That's good for me.
Take this to sell it. Ooh, plus burn.
Hmm.
Potion of appearance. See that? That would work. That would make that forged gun.
of appearance see that that would work that would make that forged weapon pop
up more but even then I still don't want it but I do want more night falls either
that or I put it on the witches belt which again it hasn't procced ever yes
yes this is good stuff we're gonna want that I can get a level three something I
I just don't know what.
Nyquil?
Yeah?
Let's use this on the Nyquil and let's freeze this shit.
200 gold, by the way. That's AIDS.
Hopefully I can, uh...
Get that.
Can you make that a few more often? No, you can't.
Wow, what is happening?
What just happened on trigger trigger items start of combat effects
Okay decay start of combat deal a thousand damage nine second cooldown. It's kind of low or slow, so it's not even probably much
There's just this Solaris shit.
That's crazy.
I mean I'm fucking broke man.
18.
I'm fucked.
I want to buy this so I can roll stuff. How many? I have two more lives.
You don't even have a two star. I have a three star.
Actually.
You're right. My weapons suck.
Freeze it again. Last attempt. Oh God, it's all shields.
It's all shields. Can I damage through that? No fucking...
I was hurting him.
Okay, we buy this.
Now what? Depression.
Oh, you're right. It's free.
That's big money.
Wait. What?
They sell for zero.
What?
I guess it calculates how much you've got them for, so you can't abuse it.
Yeah Darkneck is okay, but the cooldown is 9 seconds, y'all think I'm gonna get any
of these to ever proc. I mean Dreamcatcher also is never gonna proc to be fair. Well it
does but it's like is it that valuable? I mean I'll buy it but god I really need
I shouldn't have bought that. That was a misplay.
Oh, I'm so dead. I shouldn't have bought it. I should have rolled until I got better stuff.
Start a combat trigger your dark items, accept your dark necklace.
Oh, okay. That's good. I need that.
How do I get that?
I say fuck the dream catcher.
I need three fucking gold and I just I need it now
Sell the dreamcatcher buy it bang bang
Yeah, all right, I mean now I just gotta get something to level two
This guy has a level 3 batwing by the way.
I'm so...
Oh!
What did I just do?
Nice!
Okay, we're rolling here. Oh my fucking god. No way. Do I... Why the FUCK? Do I actually
only get these when, like, I just did a run where I got everything to level 2 and I didn't
actually see one. Alright, I didn't see one of these for, what, fucking 15 rounds? And
And now when I'm like struggling, I'm seeing too many of them.
It's cooking me.
That's bait.
I think it is.
If I could individually freeze, I would, but holy fuck.
All right, give me gold.
Plus five.
Plus five.
Use an item in the shop to trade this for that, imagine.
to give me that right after is insane.
ten percent crit chance
Those of you thinking I'm trolling by using the free item on that chest, I will not see
another 200 gold potion again.
I guarantee fucking tea it.
use on an item to give it the dark tag this could be insane i take this off and then start
combat trigger your dark items so there could be an item that I want to trigger
right I just don't know what it's gonna end up being maybe war horn yeah actually
I could put it on war horn but I need three gold I guess I could sell a Gabby
And just get it that way I'm not wasting a whole page of re-rolls
We'll see I truth be told I die so we I just I can't lose. I'm probably fucked. Let's see
Why the fuck did he not die at the end there GG
My ramping was about to get fucking nuts
Imagine that execute would have been bad.
What ramping?
You only have started battle, damn.
Yeah, I know.
But it would ramp
Try again
Okay, we got a multicast square later
Hmm
Missed a new unlock. All right checking mine is a hundred. I'm never gonna climb like this
ranked
You're right obtaining two or two two star items will combine them
Into a three star item only works once and from day seven plus unused
What?
Hold on. Does it just work later on?
Like, oh, I'm trying to understand the last part. Only works once and from- okay, no, no, only one time.
So it only works once and it has to be day seven or later. That's fine. That's insane.
I want that. Give me that. Do I just fucking reset? Like, God! I don't want to lose 100
rating. I'm trying to actually climb and go against decent players. Regular bow? Ooh,
Maybe Frost? I've never played Frost before and I feel like Frost is probably busted.
But this looks like a throw here.
Daggers? There's an elven crystal dagger with poison, that's fine.
When you level up, permanently gain plus one multicast.
That's not that great.
Hmm.
It is not this early.
Yeah, I do see a witch staff
And a spyglass witch. Let's do it. Typical.
I lose this.
I don't want to keep farming pots. I farmed two so far. Three.
Four.
Five pots. Not bad.
Hey, we buy this. Spyglass next to it.
Gain 4 XP.
use it plus one heal blah blah blah plus 3% crit chance ramp that early
roll
gain one random luster potion per unique debuff that this has
well i'll take it
simple curses is broken it is but I got to get the debuffs on it and I got a
reduced CD
yeah you can get four potions per second assuming you get it all maxed out kind
of insane trash mostly trash here
Do I want to level?
I guess I do.
Level and roll, any witch?
I'm gonna shield?
Hmm.
But I can't afford it.
We'll freeze it, let's go.
God damn it, give me some debuff potions.
Can I get debuff potions from level 1?
I think I...
Actually I don't know if I can.
Random vials, let's get random vials.
Two random vials.
Crit chance plus 3 damage, plus 1 heal, plus 1 damage, plus xp.
Nope.
Yikes.
Gained some xp.
I don't really want to use any of these.
I'll gain re-rolls.
Oh, crit damage I'll put on that.
Oh, this guy's farming.
Alright, let me go to the bathroom.
I've never had a witch run work.
Witch feels like one of the best.
You
Wow
Interesting here
We're just going to buy that.
Trigger adjacent shields on trigger.
I think I just used this for now, I have no gold.
So I don't really want to use any of these pots yet because it's like, once you use
a potion it can buff the legendary wand that which gives you so I want to wait
until I get that take the dagger and sell it later I could do that too
hmm
There's no way this guy does not fuck me sideways.
If I forfeit right now, will I not gain the potions that I would have farmed if I just
let it play out?
Nice positioning.
What's wrong with my positioning?
Oh, this needs to- right.
Whoops.
Seriously?
That goes like that.
Potion Shop.
Of course, Scaling XP.
It's gotta be a Scaling XP.
Goddammit.
I don't think I care about Spyglass anymore.
I'm at 100% quit chance.
one shot for debuffs. Okay but scaling XP is just better. Hopefully I find that shit later.
Fuck the candle. I think candle sucks.
Oh my god. Okay. Dreamcatcher?
Ugh.
Oh that's not what I wanted to buy.
My brain turned off.
Minus whatever amount of gold that was.
God fucking dammit.
And then I sold it, I could have just used it.
I'm gonna reduce the CD. I know it's not doing shit yet, but I'm investing. I have two lives left.
Nice try, Grandpa. It's over.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
All shit.
Yeah, all shit. If I don't get a really good witch item here, it's over.
Wait, I can take this, but it's not gonna do much for me.
Okay, upgrades. Maybe I get a legendary wand here?
no I do not and I'm broke
wicked staff like no way use potions yeah I'm using some it's just so fucking it
feel so gross. I have gold potions. Let's use those. Roll. Is there even a witch staff
like our legendary Q'd up? Please. Just one witch weapon. No. Free reroll. You're level
I am all right leave shop see if I win or go next
Somehow I might win this
I don't know actually it's not looking so hot
Nope
Main menu try again, maybe I'll get the new perk that I want to try nope lizard hates me
I don't see anything I want to play with here.
X. The fuckers got a bulwark on trigger permanently gain plus one shield. That is crazy. I think
I think I win though, because my healing should make me survive dampening a little bit better.
I'll take it.
Grass knife.
Holy fuck, there's another one.
Freeze it, let's go. Fight.
Another brass knife. Fucking hook. Where's the crit chance? Crit chance, hook.
I lose this, but I'm making a lot of money now.
Now you look for something to build on.
Yeah, I see it.
Gain another hook?
Yes, I will.
Alright, well I'd like another one, please.
Hooks are rare.
Let's throw it here for now.
I think I level up twice.
Yeah, fuck it. Let's go.
Skipped me this book.
Yeah, I'll kill myself later.
I deserve that if I really, I just didn't see it.
Surely I'll see another one.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Glacier.
Whenever frost item triggers, permanently gain 2% crit chance.
Or pen down, trigger, remove.
That's pretty good for my axe or whatever, right?
My hook that's quitting all the time.
It's...
Another brass knife.
knife what happens when it's maxed out gain 15 gold and for income then reduce
these values by one flip the hooks yeah you're right
Don't max it. You don't think I should max the brass knife?
Not to three, but to two, right? Because then I gain income.
Sorry, I keep it in caps lock. It's my toggle mutant discord.
All right, what do I really need?
I now need a cutlass.
Yer!
Discover or upgrade an item.
What about upgrading my hook here to level 1?
Items on sales also good.
Let's do sales.
Big fan of that.
Ew.
Gross.
15% chance for legendaries right now, it's not bad.
Okay.
Did I just get me this again?
I swear I just fucking ignore books, man.
This is good, I like this person.
And I win.
I don't even know what I want besides Mita's fucking- I want the cutlass, and I want the
diary.
The Mita's diary.
I'll take potions too, which is belt is always nice to have.
I'm gonna need a build soon, yeah.
Legendary Sapphire Amulet, there's two of them.
Increase your critical strike damage from X2 to X3.
Uhhhhhhhhh
I do crit
I'll buy it for now and we'll go ahead and lock this
Actually I was buying the other one, where am I saying?
Leave shop, let's go
I like this person this is good for us let's work together I should win too
because my health is so high that I'll survive damping the fuck if I could just
I killed the fool somehow, I don't even know how I did that.
Restoring lives is big here.
Level again?
I don't know if I want to do that.
My legendary percentage is already maxed out, isn't it?
Yeah, it doesn't get better y'all are just having me level for income, but I'm trying to get a fucking cutlass or an actual weapon
I can legitimately use
With this build
Man, oh man, oh man
Spyglass could be good considering the crit or whatever, but I will need to get a cutlass
and start ramping it.
Spear?
Drag Spear to consume them and permanently gain their damage and their crit.
I would need the spear book as well.
It's hammer bad.
I would need way too much healing.
I don't think it's a good pivot.
Go spear, you have the money for it.
Talk about my- oh, I need the fucking book.
Hmm.
What does leveling up do?
Gives me more income.
Better drop chances increase max.
Now it will only do better or max HP and income
What does level up do the spear dingus Oh?
Drag spears here to consume them and permanently gain four times their damage. Oh my god. All right fuck it. Let's try it. Oh
Oh, wow, another Cobalt spear as well.
I don't know, my hook is nice.
I don't think I care about the hook
Yeah, I don't know, ahhh!
Sell the sapphire neck?
No, sapphire neck stays for sure.
Probably time pendant.
I don't think I need this anymore.
Actually, it is also money.
Fuck.
Hook is better than daggers at this point, you think?
I do think I sell this pendant by this hook.
Swap that in.
Swap this.
Because this is 90% crit chance, right?
need the crit this can take the 30% that's better
Tendon with ink potion works.
Tendon with ink potion?
I don't know, the fuck?
Okay, lots of money there.
freeze frosty gift upgrade a two-star item oof
oh i won that last one what do i want copy item i could copy the spear but i
feel deep freeze is so good it's not the same
freeze as before they changed it now you're just allowed to freeze
individual items, which could be good for the 200 gold potion.
And again, being able to copy this spear would allow me to level it to level 1
as opposed to 0, and I can ramp it quicker.
You make 200 gold in a single round?
Yeah, but...
I won't for too much longer, I feel like I'm gonna be getting cooked.
You have a two star belt, I have a one star belt.
Damn, three star, gain ten random potions, that's crazy.
Hmm.
Yeah, alright, we're gonna copy this spear, enter the shop, and then I need
It spears to start sacking.
Like this is just 15 damage.
Here's the thing.
I don't think I sacked this yet.
i think we farm that for a bit
put it here i say fuck this amulet tbh
i'll take this on sale
this i will sack
ooh imagine i need the spearbook
spearbook asap
mace, shit, trash, all trash
No spears. Oh wait! There it is. I almost passed that motherfucker. All right.
Uh, gain a plain copy of the spear below.
Hmm. I think we just take out one of these hooks. I mean, I'll leave it here for now.
Maybe I upgrade later.
The amulet is useless. Increases your critical strike damage from X2 to X3. You think
that's useless I guess I don't need it right now but just like it's 14 damage
right there I mean I could just scale as much money as possible to just do
that call today look at that another fucking thing leveled excellent
frosty our candidate cell cauldron goodbye we'll take a goblet let it ramp
worth copy the dark spear it's more value maybe you're right actually well I
do need to get this level three or level two rather sooner than later
because what if I get it level 2 and then I get to make it level 3 I don't
know I can just get that level 3 first
it was level the cobalt spear for now wait oh no I don't have that combined to
bullshit yet roll another witch belt another spear I don't think I sacked
the spear yet I think I win without doing that and I should wait for it to
level. Another moon spear for 10 gold plus does it take the multicast as well?
No it doesn't.
Still worth it though.
Is that a spear? No. Magic 40 gold? I think I might freeze this page. That's not a spear
because it also has a sapphire amulet here. Why are you so obsessed with potions? They
do literally nothing. You're right. Minus point two cool down. Think we like that? Yeah,
Good
If I lose this I'll be upset especially if it's close
I don't have my crit book in because I'm assuming I don't need it and I'm just trying to make a little bit more gold I
Might be greedy here
But fatigue might be on my side because I have more health right now
Now I lose GG
Does he take reduced damage or something
What is going on?
Is it his dragon orb or something? I don't know. Oh, is Amethyst Bo-Healing? I don't know.
Well, my fault.
Got another one of those. I don't think I buy this crystal spear. It's not worth it. It's more of a bleed applyer, not base damage.
Okay, big things need to start happening here.
Another crystal spear, horn, ehh.
How the fuck?
I need one more cobalt spear.
God damn it.
Okay, we're gonna throw in my necklace at this point.
Trigger Jason Shields, fuck that, scroll.
Excellent.
So we're gonna take this, now it's level 2.
Now...
I'm an idiot.
I meant to swap their position, not sacrifice it.
Motherfucker.
Well now I can't make copies of it.
Fuck me.
maybe I'll find another one I don't know that sucks I mean what spear should be I
guess I'll make copies of the topaz spear you know something unless I find
another spear in here another gobby take that this one sells for 25 10 okay
barely skilled. Give the item about plus one bonus multicast increase okay. Eight copies of itself.
True actually. I'm pretty sure it has pretty high base damage so I think oh my god fucking.
I think I'd prefer to actually make copies to sack yeah it cannot eat itself.
Can it not?
You can't sac the same spear, okay, and I'll take more of those. I don't surely I find another spear. Okay, that's maxed out bang spear
Hits for 15 magic none of these are good for me meet his diary
But what the hell would I put in? I don't think this is a play.
No spears.
Where the fuck are the spears?
Silver lance.
Can sack that thing.
Fucking dammit.
I mean, surely- ooooh.
There's another nightfall.
Out fucking time.
Also Skybolt sells for, or it does 50.
This is a good page for me.
Block that.
Yeah, this is also a spear.
didn't realize. Alright, surely I win. I mean, it's hitting for 507. Sell the horn?
Oh, well, fuck me. Big hits, massive hits, bang! Boom! Pow! Oh, what? Here we go, goodness.
I win.
I'll take three lucky rerolls, enter the shop.
And it's on sale.
Dang, dang.
Open this.
Another thing to sell.
Sell, sell.
I think I just sac- oh I don't think I- how much does it- goes to 100 plus 50?
That's pretty good value. I think I sacked this get out of here. I
Think I want to keep ramping this bad boy, and then we sell this or sack it rather
Sure
Okay, Mother Spearbook.
Excellent.
Magic Flame on this.
Use on an item to gain a plain copy of it.
This could be good, and I'd do the Spearbook, right?
That's gotta be what I do here.
Dang.
On trigger gain 2 playing copies and I'll get 4.
And I'm just farming spears.
Whoa.
Contains something red.
Okay, plus 3 damage and improve future candy.
I feel like I do the improved candy.
Sorry, I've combat gained two random dark items.
Neck?
Neck over what?
Okay, so I'll just take this and I swap out.
I guess this dagger? Yeah. Sell the dagger. Let's buy this.
Okay, I'm just gonna sell that.
God, fuck.
Fuck it, buy him all.
Sell.
Plus three, damn.
Transform it into a random item of the same rarity.
Plus three shield, sure shield.
Start of combat game plus five bonus multicast.
To sell angle I think.
Sell.
Ooh, hold on.
You can give an item the crystal tag.
There is an item that triggers the crystal item to the left.
I could put the crystal tag on my spear and then take that necklace over the cursed garnet.
Pot the book?
No, I don't think I pot the book.
It has charges.
I don't think it would work.
No, I turned this spear into crystal.
Uh, gain some shields, sell this, sell that, sell that.
Let's roll.
Dig. Love that.
Dig this shield to sell.
I'm looking for that crystal amulet now.
Amongst other stuff.
Nightquail to grow the spear more?
Oh, the- yeah, that could be good too.
Both are good.
I could drop the hook, but then I don't have money, but I guess I don't need money anymore?
Hmm.
Ah, damn it.
Your start of combat effects trigger an additional time.
Maybe I buy this just for now.
Curse necklace is money.
It is, yeah.
Ahhhh, fuck it.
Hello?
Okay, use on an item to give the dark tag.
I mean, I'll just fucking throw that there. Fuck it.
Hmm.
I feel like I could take another dark essence. Isn't there a necklace that triggers all your dark items?
Now I don't need that crystal shit.
But I could also put dark on something else.
Hmm.
fuck the storm tag I don't want holy tag
I don't think I want crystal anymore
I think I just hang on to dark for now
I guess moon? I don't know I doubt it's gonna have a thing though
Like oh shit, wait a second
You know what I could do I
Could get the moon necklace that permanently gives a bunch of items multicast
And then I could put the dark essence on them. I could do some crazy shit. I could be crazy shit
It's also the shield fuck there's so many things to do I gotta keep sacking spears I need more spears
Another nightfall? I don't know if that's worth the money.
There's the Cutlass, but I don't think I care.
Mmm.
Start of combat, give your moon items, plus one bonus multicast.
Yeah, moon staff could be a play here.
But I have to get this to level 3.
Actually, I don't have to.
What do y'all think I drop here?
Do I drop the hook or do I drop the cursed garnet?
The hook?
That's crazy.
Okay.
I'm wondering if I want to go for a buy a nightfall here.
Is that worth it?
Huh.
Another cobalt spear.
I don't think I care.
No, I can't do anything with that.
That's pretty good to have.
Could be that. Might scale a little bit. Plus 50 damage.
Excellent.
You need to feed spears into your spear. I'm aware.
But you aren't buying any.
Tell me about this one, the 10 damage?
I guess it's plus 40.
Fine.
Sacked.
I'm also trying to ramp this fucker up so I can sacrifice it.
Oh, another one of these.
Not on sale, though, ouchy.
Buy this, sack it.
Missed Amber, I don't think I'm doing Amber anymore.
All right, leave, fight, dead.
Trigger, trigger your start of combat items.
Is there a trigger dark?
Huh.
That's an axe.
Is it dark orb?
Okay.
Give an item plus eight poison.
All right, sure. Sell that.
Hmm.
I think I keep farming this. I don't know. I don't really want to sack the spirit or this spirit yet at least.
Okay, Jesus Christ.
15 damn? Sure.
Okay.
Leave shop, keep going.
Whoo!
Leave shot. Keep going.
Whoo.
Alright, two shot him. I really got to reduce the cooldown of this Cobalt spear. I need the time reduction or CD reduction potions.
Give it burn. Why not?
25% crit chance. Does that do shit for me?
Oh, I'm actually not maxed out on crit chance. Okay, I mean I'll be soon.
Can you over crit? No, not unless you have the horn. The horn is the only thing that
enables over-coding. I'm thinking I actually just used Nyquil. Your start of
combat effects trigger an extra time and I take out the sapphire amulet. It doesn't
prove my crits from X2 to X5. But this helps me farm more by ramping this
This bitch. Crystal neck?
Uh...
Yeah, fuck it. I think it's crystal neck.
So over it. There's two of them. Yeah, this whole dark bullshit. I'm over it.
I'm gonna get an amber.
I'm gonna rearrange as well.
Uh, that means this has to go down here. Spear goes there.
Amber has to go up here.
That looks okay.
Yeah, that's fine.
I guess I sack.
The question, I don't know if I sack these spears, I think I keep making them, they'll
form into level 1, and then I sack this nightfall, by the time it's like level 2.
There's no way I lose, I don't see it happening.
There's no way.
Okay, he's dead.
Endless mode, enter the shop.
Oh the problem is I'm not making spears.
Shit.
Yeah they're just dying too fucking fast.
So I can't actually ramp.
Yeah I don't think I'll be able to use this dark spear shit.
At this point, I think it's just gonna have to be a farm income and just buy spears.
I think that's the only way to really do this.
Yeah, so use the neck over the book.
Yeah, I think so, actually.
Or maybe the dark neck that triggers start of battle items,
that would kind of ramp up the spear.
In that case, you can stack every spear you have pretty much.
And eat it, by the way,
is to use the vial on the pleb spear.
And then eat it.
Ooooooohh, I didn't even think about that, cause it...
Consumes the cane four times their damage, so using plus damage is...
You're fuckin' right.
Interesting.
Let me roll a bit more.
Ooh.
And a gold get one burn
Do something like that
Hey another storm spear let's freeze it and let's go
See if I one-shot this guy 24,000 HP. Yes, I do
Sorry of combats trigger an additional time
So this is what I'm thinking about bringing on because that way I can ramp up my nightfall
The bottom spears doing nothing yet it doesn't it's just gaining damage for me to sack into my cobalt spear
It would literally double the damage of it
The other one this one well, this isn't a spear give your moon items plus one multicast
that that gives my cobalt spear multicast because it has a moon tag on it
but the quote on his fake is y'all don't know what's going on gain some
re-rolls plus two burn yeah I kind of like this thing to just ramp up this one
dark spear by this book or a thingamajig nut book roll again another nightfall
I'm gonna sell this I know I'm not using that anymore honestly fuck this ah too
random maybe I get dark spears but I doubt it no I don't excellent
Oh, this is Seven Second CDs.
Oh, I thought it was Start of Battle, Make Some Trigger Again.
That's a different Dark Necklace.
There's another one of these, nice.
I like that spear.
I really like Noble Spear.
It's a passive.
Okay, so it does proc.
Okay, y'all need to shut up.
dead instantly jesus fuck
okay we buy that
rearrange things sack this plus 10 income
give something plus 3 heal poison give something plus 3 damage
I guess I'll throw it on this spear for now
gain some gold buy this spear
Sack it. Roll.
By this, now this is level one.
So...
When I get this level two, I think I swap it out.
I sack this one and I put the new one in.
Take this crystal.
Take another crystal.
Take that. Ooh.
Expensive spear. Arcane Frosty.
Ugh, I broke.
You honestly need defense more than damage you think I really need more moon veils
I'm not gonna fucking freeze that this guy dies. He's dead close
I really got to reduce this to one second cooldown I almost lost because of that
Like I one shot them almost like the wrong thing, but I attack slower
My luck is also very low
Okay, another Dark Spear.
Is Amber even Trigger?
Yeah, good point.
I don't think it does.
Bye.
That's worth it, it's on sale.
again I like this neck another spear in place of the amber that's actually a good
idea is it that I'm already one-shotting I don't know I mean it is ramp like this
thing doesn't even proc no
okay let's see your increase shock damn give something plus three dams smack it
there. Burn, whatever, XP, re-rolls, 10% crit chance. I'm not even max crit chance on this thing, geez.
This gives it the crystal tag, arcane tag, frosty tag, how many fucking...
Dreamcatcher? Well, Dreamcatcher is a five-second CD, it will never proc. But yeah, if you can get it early.
I want to buy that, so bad, fuck.
Freeze it.
Fight.
Wow.
232,000 HP, by the way.
to the right has unlimited charges. He got 56 potions out of that. So his build is basically
level 3 protector here. So he's got triple shield, this gives max HP. Yeah, I mean, I
almost won. I would have won if I sacked my spear. So I need to sack my spear now.
I'm at that point where I can't ramp it that hard.
It's at a thousand.
Right now this spear hits for twenty eight hundred.
Now it hits for seven thousand.
It's time to all in.
And we can put this spear here.
If I get another one, it's good.
Two twenty.
Wow, look at that crit chance.
You're right.
Okay, this is a good page.
Uh, this is a really good page to have.
Alright, let's rearrange.
I also have the value potion, so if I see the 200 gold potion, I'll be able to get
what I actually buy it that's nice minus point to CD which I reduce the cool
down of my amber to one second or my cobalt spear
speed so obviously it's more damage by reducing the amber but the triggers it
twice right but the fact is that three points I need to get this to one
ASAP that way I can just boom massive hit this will get there quicker so I think
I just have to zug that one
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That never procs. Wow. Okay, fuck it. Sell the gauntlet by this.
I'm not even sure what exactly I want lucky three random items are free huh well that's
a spear so we'll take that and sack it. Trash. But keep in mind they don't sell. I can't
buy them and sell them back it doesn't work. When you sell items I think it remembers how
much you bought it for. So if you buy it for zero you're selling it for zero. Sell
next round I think it actually remembers actually she's bought it to task or
whatever okay another witch belt I want to move these pots they're fucking
pissing me off. I really want a 200 gold potion. That's what I really need here. This is good.
How to get it though? Sell that for what? 10 gold? That puts me to 30. I could value
potion it surely I don't need two of these right that's got to be decent value
let's just do it
okay
No 200 gold potion, unfortunately.
Rip Curshield, it's gone.
Alright, this is my first run with my fully maxed out spear.
2.8 second CD, I wish it was 1.
But it doesn't need to be, he's dead instantly.
Shop contains a cursed item, an art crystal.
We'll take that, that gives me more multicast.
Upgrade my amber bullshit, excellent.
this to sell, sell, sell, roll, other gobbie, gain 20 gold, gain 8 gold, gain re-rolls,
10% crit chance, now it's maxed.
Leveling up gives me 2000 HP.
I don't know how worth that is.
I guess it's kind of a big deal.
but also giving up, ooh a mirror elixir.
Check your crit chance, it's maxed.
Is it?
I mean it's 100%
Oh you're right, I wasn't maxed your fuck.
Mirror elixir is good I think.
Getting more dark spears so I can sack this earlier
is kinda nice.
but also getting moon staff is nice tough leave shop let's go
i'm telling you i just need cooldown reduction that's all i need
I'm going to cry. I've never gotten to do that before. Oh, 200 gold value.
Alright, well, what do I want to upgrade here?
Trigger the crystal item to the left and permanently give it plus 1 bleed?
No, that's not that good.
Spear, it gains 8 times their damage and crit.
That's pretty big.
I will say, sort of combat, permanently give your moon items plus 4 multicast.
If I can get my moon veil to 2, which I just need 2 more moon veils, I can then permanently
give it multicast.
This gives it, instead of taking 4 times their damage and crit, it goes to 8 times
or damage a crit.
Still have money to roll. True. We'll see.
I need moon veils. Ideally.
We want to max that out too.
They're already one-shotting. If I go against a shield user, I don't one-shot them.
That's good, we want that.
Like I will find some fuck with Emilia health.
I absolutely will.
They're there.
And they're waiting and they're so pumped to find someone who does damage.
Let's see if I can DPS check them.
Alright.
Uhhh.
Still no moon veil, huh?
Man, it is just not in the game, is it?
It costs 5 gold to reroll now.
Alright, well...
Ooh, minus 0.2 CD.
That's big.
I'm now at 2.6, and 8 gold.
I'm just gonna...
I think I just knocked this to 3, right?
Knock it to three.
And do I sacrifice this fucker or do I wait until his...
Crit neck.
Uh, creature critical strike from X2 to X5.
Level three goes from X2 to X6.
X6.
That doesn't feel like crazy value, actually.
Oh, sack both spears.
These they have to ramp though.
Moon was better.
Well I'm hoping I can find another 200 gold thing.
I-
It's been a while since I've had this strong of a build.
Where I might actually take it to the like, I don't even, the fucking, to heaven.
To the moon!
Let's see here.
7,200.
7,352, it's not bad.
Yeah, right now this spear is at 613, but every single time I play, it gains 150 damage
because it procs, and then this, oh, this makes it proc 2 extra times, so it's actually...
...plus 225 damage.
Let's go leave, uh, let's just keep farming here.
I don't think I even give a shit about the topaz spears anymore.
I'd rather just roll and get more light nightfalls.
Straight up.
I get the potion where I can increase the odds of it popping up in the inventory
Give it plus four damage and 15% crit. We throw that here as I sack it later
These suck
Big goblet don't use that mirror elixir is good. We'll take that especially on sale
Yes, we want to max that out we have a chest let's open it
It's shit
sell this
Oh, I have two mirror elixirs, by the way.
Interesting.
Use mirror on the moon.
If I get one more moon, I could get this motherfucker to level two.
Mirroring it twice wouldn't be enough.
Uh, but I can roll for another one.
And I did.
I got it.
copy neck stupid like I said would be done let's keep rolling we'll see what
else I get okay there's another moon veil right there so let's do this we're
gonna buy this moon veil copy it now it's level two I don't know if I want to
copy a mirror elixir on this neck the next nothing expensive
plus eight heal sure you do well as sooner I can get this spear to level
two the sooner I can sack this spear Sam saying I feel like I'm gonna see
another night will at some point oh but you're right the necklace scales you're
fucking right I getting this sooner is a big deal whatever I see what you're
saying you gross yuck I don't think I give a shit about anything here skips
I leveled, why not?
You.
Let's leave.
Spear.
Sales Spears.
Not a big deal, guys.
They suck.
They're not a lot of damage.
It's better to save up and spam re-roll and get nightfalls.
It is so much more damage.
Hp jackass it's 8x okay, so plus 80 but like if I can set this spear right now is gaining
300 damage per turn
I mean I fine skybolt what is that
plus 400 for 40 gold or do I re-roll and try and get potions that reduce the
cooldown to one second so that I don't get one shot
imagine I go against someone with the same build and their spear is a one
second CD okay that's okay hold on well this is worth it completely worth
it best spear I can possibly get
The others are not, fuck you.
Another witch belt on sale.
Nice.
More bots, please.
More bots.
We got another little frostpot.
We got, oh, eight free re-rolls.
I should use that.
Okay, contains something special.
Hmm.
Yeah, it's bad.
I think I just take the candy just so I can improve the other candies, right?
Throw on that, whatever.
Why, I mean, fuck, what's gonna be in these?
I don't know if these are gonna be good at all.
Ooh, a spear, okay.
Ooh, cobalt spear that I can't- no.
Yeah, I can't use this.
I can't sack a cobalt spear into a cobalt spear.
So I think it's an ice spear angle.
Try it.
Well, no.
Gain a level.
Give something a crystal attack.
I think gain a level is good.
Nice.
Okay, we'll take candy.
Another cobalt spear.
What also sells for the most, let's see.
Yeah, I see it won't mess you.
Special present. I'm gonna freeze him.
Ah, a moon build.
Same level as me.
Good try.
See how he kind of attacked a little before me?
That's my problem right now.
Plus 3% luck.
If he hit a little bit harder, it'd be over.
That's why CD reduction.
Here's nice, 0.2 reduction.
Now I got this fucker to 2.4.
10% crit chance, throw it over there, fucking give an item shock, whatever, poison.
That's three damage on that guy.
present, not a spear, max HP. I'll take the max HP. Fine. Sack it, whatever. I'm just
hoping for a lucky page to give me... oh that's good. We'll take that. Take this to
Sack?
Unlucky.
Not getting anything good here.
Sack the 1.4K spear?
I'm already one tapping them.
You have 40x damage on Sack because of your crit damage.
Yeah?
Like, I'm gonna Sack it as soon as this spear right here, level 2.
Give me three more Nightfalls and we're good.
Crash.
Okay.
Here we go.
This is big.
Use on an item to increase the chance of finding it in the shop.
We use this on the nightfall.
That's a play.
Uh, but I need money.
So we freeze it.
We one shot whoever the fuck this is.
Nice shields, bro.
Okay, actually really good shield.
Ah, not good enough.
Kick rocks.
Nice defense, bro.
Doesn't matter.
Okay, we buy that potion.
Uh, give the item storm tag.
Ooh, wow, sure.
Okay, we want more of these spears to pop up because those are the ones we can sack
It's gained some crit chance. Why not some re-roll some XP plus one shot who cares?
Roll
Trash roll take a gobby roll
There's another one that was probably because we increased our odds love that
There's another one. Just need one more. And there it is, on sale. Look at that.
So currently my spear is already one-shotting. The best defense fucking build you can do.
Hitting for 8400. Now it hits for 22,398. And I have another spear to start ramping.
No problem.
1,000% crit chance.
I don't know if I can...
I don't know what that does, okay.
We'll take another nightfall.
We'll start earning another.
Leave shot.
All I care about now is CD reduction.
Nothing matters.
spear. Minus point two. We're at two point two now. Gain XP. Throw that there. Another
spear. Okay, another spear. I mean fuck. I don't even think I care about spears anymore.
I-I don't give a fuck. Damage doesn't matter anymore.
I mean, I might have- This is ridiculous.
I mean, do I just sack this?
Dude what the fuck how many are you gonna give me wait? There's no point in waiting. There's no reason to
The amber neck is useless
Yes, it is I
Don't know what would be better here though
I mean, it's insane assuming they don't get one shot, but they do.
Another spear to ramp a little bit harder, sure, but like, I'm already one-shotting them?
I mean, realistically, it's like I don't need to have level one spears on the board.
I'll freeze it.
Let's go.
3.5.
See, here's the problem.
So this weapon, start of combat, reduce cooldown to .5 seconds and gain plus 3 damage per mace.
So he's going to have a .5 second attack.
I have to survive until then.
This mace hits for 2,100, I think I'm dead.
See?
Fuck.
I'll be honest, I don't think I can beat that.
Nothing can beat that.
can go less than one attack speed in the game that I know of dark orb maybe even
I've got to one
what does dark orbs do I gotta see it dude what is up with my fucking seat it's
crazy now. How many I'm getting at these? Contains a Mirror Elixir. It will instant
cast all dark items. Really? Well, my Cobalt Spear is a dark item.
Do I need cursed orb?
Interesting.
And you skipped it?
Did I?
Did I really skip that?
I don't think I did.
use our item to transform it now gain 12 XP
sure reduced cooldown yes gain it a lot of free re-rolls yes my grant that I
can't afford it right now I'm just gonna keep sending it any dark orbs
Sshh.
Sshh.
Arcane orb.
Sshh.
On sale, by the way.
I don't know if the sale carries over.
Alright.
Uh, this guy has a 4.8.
I win.
Yeah, he's dead.
Cause he doesn't attack instantly, so...
Dead.
Fuck the sale doesn't carry over that's ridiculous the fuck
21% luck point to CD
Don't buy them. Yeah, I agree. I shouldn't fuck them
There it is thank God
Okay, this shaves off 0.5 CD my spear is now at 1.1 second cooldown
Thank God. Let's get some more re-rolls. I mean fuck it buy all this shit. Maybe not that
more re-rolls
Okay
Just build shields.
You think there's a shield that could prevent me getting one shot? I don't think there is.
Right-click. Reroll, Unk.
Roll until lucky.
Oh, shit. That's a thing? Ha!
Hmm.
No, the orb. I think the orb, y'all are saying it's a curse item? The only way I can get
it is with a lucky shot. It's not a basic item.
Candy.
I don't think I care about any of these. It's all useless. I'm one tapping. I'm at the point in the game.
Are there any other builds that can play where I'm playing?
I don't know anything that can keep up with this.
You're at a point where it's like whoever does the first hit wins.
That's it. I'll one-shot him. I don't care. No defense wins this. So, yeah, the infinite
shield builds. I think I still one-tap infinite shield builds. Maybe I'm wrong.
You lose to darks. I mean, again, if they go lower than like my attack speed, they
They have 6 billion shield?
Okay.
Alright.
Maybe you're right.
That's crazy.
That there's not a dark orb here.
is so fucked up am I being fucked with it's not in the
warp shops oh so it's only in curse okay all right all right well I just rolled
all the way down lost all my fucking money
bucket send all that leave shop what are we fighting 2.3 second cool down
dead on my screen
3.2 no yeah he's dead I do think I want to keep getting the witch belts so maybe
Maybe I shouldn't roll down until I'm lucky, because witch belts are pretty massive.
Inc, I don't know why you'd ever want- Ooh, here we go!
You wouldn't scratch my build, little bro link.
Oh, this is Cormac, by the way.
This is the literal dev.
So this is your build to solo death.
So 74, or 740,000 HP, I still one-shot you.
How would you beat me?
How's everything three-star?
What?
How did you gain 5,000 gold?
OK, so you basically have an infinite gold farm
or something with, oh, I see what you're doing.
Basically, you have an infinite potion farm with this book, and that infinite potion farm
is buffing this shield to an absurd degree.
And that's it.
Yeah, fuck you.
motherfucker made a game and then watch the only person streaming the game came in
here donated and said look I made this game and look at my build that's
baffling but thank you
Thanks!
Ah! We were gonna have a drink.
That was a surprise, by the way, that I didn't see any witch nerfs in the patchnotes.
Hmm. Weird. And then you link a witch build. That wasn't the dev? Oh, I thought his name
was Cormac. I'm retarded. Well, it's better and funnier if I think it was the dev. So,
not my narrative. Not as funny. You guys also had these. On trigger, give the item
below plus one bonus multicast, trash, trash, trash, all trash, skip. That's fucking
ridiculous. Skip. Skip. Which belt? Yes. Skip. No dark orbs. Depression. Skip. Skip.
Goblet. I'm not maxed out on look. All right, we got work to do here. Okay, let's get this
down to one second that's done now let's start reducing my amber neck I guess
A-N-X-P, whatever, shield.
I just gave it to him.
Okay.
What item do I want to see more of?
It might be a witch bullshit, actually.
Yeah.
So we put that there.
We want to see more of it.
Put this back in.
Uh...
Ew.
Yuck.
Wait for the orb.
Well, I do have mirror-lixers.
Maybe you're right.
purple present dark orbs morph vile astralis start of combat give your
swords plus one multicast use on an item to transform into a random item in
already trash fuck you man I'm taking this to sell god damn it
I'm broke let's freeze this leave
Gigi.
Thing is, I would have beaten that too.
He didn't one-shot me.
He multi-casted me.
My was beat up. You know one massive hit. I would have won if I had the dark orb
What's that shield bullshit I
Would have fucking hit right through it no problem
God man, that sucks
All right, this is probably gonna be
The best I can do
There's probably the highest damage I've ever done
Yeah, I could probably sack my spear and do even more.
All right, let me sack my spear and whatnot
Fuck I thought I could do things okay sack sack sack
Sack yep
Let's see now
Get the goblet in there, minus 1 DPS, my bad.
Can I get a 100 mil?
I think I get it.
Oh, 100 million, baby.
Steam achievement? God damn it. Well that's my best run. Not even 105, true.
Alright well that was fun. GG's everyone. Tomorrow I will be live if Felix wants to
do his hippie-dippy-do shit. 1v1, whatever the fuck they're, bro versus bro. Sure, otherwise
it'll be on the weekend and I'll be live playing something else. But GG's, I'll be
tomorrow. Peace out. You didn't lock a perk? I probably did. Alright, later.