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there's that mindset oh shit that is loud so that's essentially we're"}, {"start": 666.8000000000001, "end": 670.8000000000001, "text": " You're just a brand risk who doesn't stream maybe that's it."}, {"start": 670.8000000000001, "end": 672.8000000000001, "text": " Maybe it's because I don't stream anymore."}, {"start": 672.8000000000001, "end": 676.8000000000001, "text": " Um, but I don't know about that."}, {"start": 676.8000000000001, "end": 679.8000000000001, "text": " I think it's actually pretty quickly behind the scenes."}, {"start": 681.8000000000001, "end": 685.8000000000001, "text": " Yeah, I am going to the Blizzard offices in like a couple days."}, {"start": 685.8000000000001, "end": 687.8000000000001, "text": " I'm not going to give the exact date and all that jazz."}, {"start": 687.8000000000001, "end": 690.8000000000001, "text": " So I will be gone for like three days."}, {"start": 690.8000000000001, "end": 694.8000000000001, "text": " Uh, I'm hoping to see a couple of 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I will not be live. Oh my god"}, {"start": 709.9200000000001, "end": 711.9200000000001, "text": " So Okan tower"}, {"start": 712.1200000000001, "end": 713.96, "text": " go classic I"}, {"start": 713.96, "end": 719.3000000000001, "text": " Got fucking three of my friends spam messaging me screenshots of the let me show you all this fucking"}, {"start": 719.3000000000001, "end": 721.3000000000001, "text": " Fuckin' Vek is messin' me."}, {"start": 721.3000000000001, "end": 725.3000000000001, "text": " I'm gonna bring y'all every screenshot that they've sent me."}, {"start": 725.3000000000001, "end": 727.3000000000001, "text": " Since yesterday."}, {"start": 727.3000000000001, "end": 729.3000000000001, "text": " And I'll be honest, I haven't responded."}, {"start": 729.3000000000001, "end": 732.3000000000001, "text": " They're just sending me pictures constantly of their build."}, {"start": 732.3000000000001, "end": 734.3000000000001, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 734.3000000000001, "end": 736.3000000000001, "text": " Just got another one."}, {"start": 736.3000000000001, "end": 738.3000000000001, "text": " Five minutes ago. This is Vek."}, {"start": 738.3000000000001, "end": 741.3000000000001, "text": " He's like, look at this. Look at my build, bro."}, {"start": 741.3000000000001, "end": 743.3000000000001, "text": " Number one."}, {"start": 743.3000000000001, "end": 745.3000000000001, "text": " Number two."}, {"start": 745.3000000000001, "end": 746.3000000000001, "text": " Same build, I think."}, {"start": 746.3000000000001, "end": 748.3000000000001, "text": " Number three. Different build. This guy's a bow, Andy."}, {"start": 748.3000000000001, "end": 757.72, "text": " bow Andy number four number five number six number seven just sent me another"}, {"start": 757.72, "end": 765.58, "text": " one I said hey chat do you want a crown forage brew and you sent me this wow"}, {"start": 766.7, "end": 775.5400000000001, "text": " that is crazy well fuckers got an entire shop here and then SMG has also"}, {"start": 775.54, "end": 781.2199999999999, "text": " been nesting me about their builds. Look at this."}, {"start": 785.42, "end": 790.8199999999999, "text": " The fuck is this screen? Day 13 by the way."}, {"start": 790.8199999999999, "end": 795.86, "text": " Uh, send me another screenshot. I think this is probably their best build. All"}, {"start": 795.86, "end": 798.9399999999999, "text": " triple star here."}, {"start": 799.94, "end": 801.94, "text": " Wowzer"}, {"start": 806.6600000000001, "end": 810.62, "text": " Level 94 yep crazy stuff"}, {"start": 812.46, "end": 817.62, "text": " So I'll probably do a couple of these casually gold abusing I mean that's what you got to do man"}, {"start": 822.46, "end": 828.1400000000001, "text": " Let's she here which you have to play which there's no fucking in and out about it"}, {"start": 828.94, "end": 836.1400000000001, "text": " I want to try and get, like, the ultimate build of just one-shotting, but that means I, like,"}, {"start": 836.1400000000001, "end": 843.34, "text": " I want to do the run I had yesterday where I had my weapon to the lowest possible attack speed"}, {"start": 843.34, "end": 850.7800000000001, "text": " that it can be, and that is one second, uh, attack speed. You can't get lower than one,"}, {"start": 850.7800000000001, "end": 856.62, "text": " it doesn't let you. So essentially, if you go against someone else who has 1.5, you just"}, {"start": 856.62, "end": 862.4, "text": " You get the first hit off and they die, but there's an item that at the start of battle"}, {"start": 862.98, "end": 864.98, "text": " triggers all of your dark items"}, {"start": 865.3, "end": 866.62, "text": " so"}, {"start": 866.62, "end": 871.98, "text": " Even though everyone else is gonna have one attack speed at that point as long as you get the item that instantly"}, {"start": 872.42, "end": 879.34, "text": " Attacks boom right at the beginning which bypasses that one second cooldown. I don't know if it's beatable"}, {"start": 881.02, "end": 883.02, "text": " And I want to see how far that can go"}, {"start": 883.02, "end": 891.24, "text": " maybe I'm autistic I just want to see what happens dark plus your spear is"}, {"start": 891.24, "end": 895.92, "text": " probably the best but I I really don't know how it can get beaten what can I"}, {"start": 895.92, "end": 900.06, "text": " guess the same build could beat it but then what happens let's say you both"}, {"start": 900.06, "end": 904.3, "text": " have start of battle you attack and you both one shot each other in the"}, {"start": 904.3000000000001, "end": 919.6200000000001, "text": " first frame who wins the higher damn it might be whoever crits harder infinite"}, {"start": 919.6200000000001, "end": 924.8800000000001, "text": " shield can beat you maybe infinite shield can beat me and maybe I should try"}, {"start": 924.8800000000001, "end": 931.2400000000001, "text": " that instead is there a ladder can I see like the builds that have gone the"}, {"start": 931.24, "end": 936.3, "text": " farthest if I can see that I may not even want to play I don't care I've seen"}, {"start": 936.3, "end": 950.0600000000001, "text": " it now leaderboard here we go top rating 20,000 that's I think that's rating"}, {"start": 950.0600000000001, "end": 958.48, "text": " right I don't see rating I want to see like the top run this dev is getting"}, {"start": 958.48, "end": 963.34, "text": " easy advertising. They made a fun game. Grats. I got Clover Pit to like deadline"}, {"start": 963.34, "end": 969.46, "text": " E plus 20 zeros but after unlocking the compounding multipliers. The fuck is"}, {"start": 969.46, "end": 971.98, "text": " Clover Pit?"}, {"start": 976.0600000000001, "end": 980.62, "text": " I had your build with more damage and dark sphere but I was obliterated by"}, {"start": 980.62, "end": 987.78, "text": " 1 billion shield andes with no chance. So shield andes are the best. Well"}, {"start": 987.78, "end": 989.78, "text": " Maybe I try shield build."}, {"start": 995.4599999999999, "end": 1000.78, "text": " Start with a shield slot passive your shielding can crit for 2x shield."}, {"start": 1000.78, "end": 1002.78, "text": " Maybe I put that on."}, {"start": 1012.14, "end": 1014.14, "text": " There we go. Let's do that."}, {"start": 1014.14, "end": 1017.14, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1017.14, "end": 1020.14, "text": " Yeah, this looks good."}, {"start": 1020.14, "end": 1022.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1022.14, "end": 1025.1399999999999, "text": " Actually, no, no, no."}, {"start": 1025.1399999999999, "end": 1028.1399999999999, "text": " That looks better."}, {"start": 1028.1399999999999, "end": 1031.1399999999999, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1031.1399999999999, "end": 1036.1399999999999, "text": " Start with plus five gold and the shop contains eight items instead of seven."}, {"start": 1036.1399999999999, "end": 1040.1399999999999, "text": " That's fine. Surely."}, {"start": 1040.1399999999999, "end": 1043.1399999999999, "text": " So shield build, huh?"}, {"start": 1043.14, "end": 1053.64, "text": " So what you want to do is permanently gain plus one shield whenever you use a potion."}, {"start": 1053.64, "end": 1054.64, "text": " You want the witch shield."}, {"start": 1054.64, "end": 1058.9, "text": " This is your main bread and butter, right?"}, {"start": 1058.9, "end": 1061.1000000000001, "text": " And then I also want a crook."}, {"start": 1061.1000000000001, "end": 1066.94, "text": " This helps farm some potions, but ideally you get, there's a rare."}, {"start": 1066.94, "end": 1069.76, "text": " Every second it crafts four potions."}, {"start": 1069.76, "end": 1073.22, "text": " You can make it do that if you were to get it massively upgraded."}, {"start": 1073.22, "end": 1078.06, "text": " And then you elongate each match because your shield build, it lasts fucking forever."}, {"start": 1078.06, "end": 1082.58, "text": " And your potions, like fucking crazy."}, {"start": 1082.58, "end": 1085.58, "text": " That's the concept of the build."}, {"start": 1085.58, "end": 1086.58, "text": " Move cam?"}, {"start": 1086.58, "end": 1088.14, "text": " No, my cam's covering anything."}, {"start": 1088.14, "end": 1092.82, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 1092.82, "end": 1094.7, "text": " There's an item that copies items."}, {"start": 1094.7, "end": 1096.1, "text": " The cap per battle is a thousand."}, {"start": 1096.1000000000001, "end": 1101.66, "text": " So naturally you can use it on the potion belt."}, {"start": 1101.66, "end": 1106.42, "text": " An item that copies items, okay?"}, {"start": 1106.42, "end": 1107.7800000000002, "text": " So you don't want to kill your enemy?"}, {"start": 1107.7800000000002, "end": 1111.38, "text": " No, you don't."}, {"start": 1111.38, "end": 1114.5800000000002, "text": " Like you're not 1D wanting someone's live bullshit, right?"}, {"start": 1114.5800000000002, "end": 1121.7, "text": " You want to elongate the fight and scale as much as possible."}, {"start": 1121.7, "end": 1124.6200000000001, "text": " Shields let you do that."}, {"start": 1124.6200000000001, "end": 1125.6200000000001, "text": " This is a shitty book."}, {"start": 1125.6200000000001, "end": 1141.94, "text": " care about that. Let's level up. I'll just go with that I think. Leap shop. The book"}, {"start": 1141.94, "end": 1155.5000000000002, "text": " is good. Yeah maybe because it guarantees some potions early on. I lose this."}, {"start": 1155.5, "end": 1164.5, "text": " Iron 3 pots that round. Let's go ahead and get some income and some HP."}, {"start": 1164.5, "end": 1173.5, "text": " Ugh, these are some gross offerings. Um, give an item plus one healing. Let's roll that."}, {"start": 1173.5, "end": 1180.5, "text": " What are these rolls? Where's my witch shit that I actually want? Hello?"}, {"start": 1180.5, "end": 1183.98, "text": " Maybe some more shields?"}, {"start": 1183.98, "end": 1189.1, "text": " Fuck it, we're gonna buy this book and call it a day."}, {"start": 1189.1, "end": 1190.1, "text": " Mmmmm."}, {"start": 1190.1, "end": 1191.1, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1191.1, "end": 1198.02, "text": " This is a good page, but I have no money."}, {"start": 1198.02, "end": 1200.78, "text": " Do I want to use these potions now?"}, {"start": 1200.78, "end": 1203.58, "text": " I don't think I do."}, {"start": 1203.58, "end": 1205.06, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1205.06, "end": 1208.62, "text": " Do you accept duels for golden coins?"}, {"start": 1208.6200000000001, "end": 1215.6200000000001, "text": " No crook, no build. I've got a crook."}, {"start": 1221.74, "end": 1227.42, "text": " Hogan Towers vs backpack battles. Backpack battles has a lot more build variety. Like,"}, {"start": 1227.42, "end": 1232.8600000000001, "text": " a fuck ton more. I mean, just look at the game. This has six slots, it's already limiting."}, {"start": 1232.8600000000001, "end": 1237.8600000000001, "text": " But, there's no annoying backpack management. Backpack management and backpack battles"}, {"start": 1237.8600000000001, "end": 1240.46, "text": " is actually insufferable. Not fun."}, {"start": 1244.18, "end": 1246.1000000000001, "text": " Random vials gain a home, bro."}, {"start": 1246.1000000000001, "end": 1248.7, "text": " We'll go ahead and game a home some vials here."}, {"start": 1251.6200000000001, "end": 1253.46, "text": " The other issue with backpack battles."}, {"start": 1259.9, "end": 1262.5400000000002, "text": " I guess I'm not good enough at the game to know, but there's a lot of issues"}, {"start": 1262.5400000000002, "end": 1265.7400000000002, "text": " with this game, too, like the fucking builds that everyone uses are"}, {"start": 1265.74, "end": 1270.54, "text": " There's really not a lot of good variety. There is a clear best build."}, {"start": 1273.14, "end": 1278.34, "text": " So I think at this point in the game you kinda have to take the endless mode with a grain of salt."}, {"start": 1278.84, "end": 1283.14, "text": " Cause it's just stupid strong. I don't know how you're gonna balance that. I really have no idea."}, {"start": 1284.54, "end": 1285.64, "text": " Good fucking luck."}, {"start": 1286.14, "end": 1287.74, "text": " Let's get some re-rolls."}, {"start": 1288.24, "end": 1291.34, "text": " Minus point two CD. Let's gain some crit chance too."}, {"start": 1291.34, "end": 1298.34, "text": " Bang. Bang. Fort Crit Chance."}, {"start": 1298.34, "end": 1309.34, "text": " Hmm. Minus cooldown. Sure, I like this crook actually attacking and farming for me."}, {"start": 1309.34, "end": 1317.34, "text": " Okay, whatever. Whatever, use it all."}, {"start": 1317.34, "end": 1326.78, "text": " leave shop. You can see how many potions these crooks are farming for me right now. I've"}, {"start": 1326.78, "end": 1335.6599999999999, "text": " gotten me three, four, five. I lose this. This guy's healing is off the charts."}, {"start": 1340.6599999999999, "end": 1344.6999999999998, "text": " Alright now I gotta start actually winning here. Thank goodness. Dang,"}, {"start": 1344.7, "end": 1347.7, "text": " Which upgrade needed that? Dreamcatcher."}, {"start": 1350.7, "end": 1353.7, "text": " Mmm, Dreamcatcher's really fucking good to get this early."}, {"start": 1357.7, "end": 1361.7, "text": " Ink is used for multicast weapon of your build as mostly a shield loop."}, {"start": 1361.7, "end": 1366.7, "text": " Build to survive until you're procced so you do damage numbers you can't explain. What?"}, {"start": 1366.7, "end": 1370.7, "text": " Ink is used for a multicast weapon like the wand."}, {"start": 1370.7, "end": 1380.7, "text": " So you can roll, you can proc all multi-casts and the rest of your build is mostly a shield loot build to survive until you proc so your damage ever..."}, {"start": 1383.5, "end": 1390.7, "text": " Okay, so you want to make a weapon one-shot them after a hundred seconds?"}, {"start": 1390.7, "end": 1402.82, "text": " You see, you're basically nerfing your weapon because you're going to win, and you want"}, {"start": 1402.82, "end": 1405.54, "text": " to farm as much as possible."}, {"start": 1405.54, "end": 1411.8600000000001, "text": " If you have a thousand multi on it."}, {"start": 1411.8600000000001, "end": 1415.46, "text": " I feel like after a hundred seconds wouldn't dampening just fuck you?"}, {"start": 1422.5400000000002, "end": 1424.5400000000002, "text": " Well, uh, what should I dreamcatcher?"}, {"start": 1427.7400000000002, "end": 1429.5000000000002, "text": " Well, let me actually buy something here."}, {"start": 1429.5000000000002, "end": 1430.6200000000001, "text": " Take this and then sell it."}, {"start": 1431.8200000000002, "end": 1432.7400000000002, "text": " Buy another shield."}, {"start": 1433.8600000000001, "end": 1435.5400000000002, "text": " Let's dreamcatcher the shield for sure."}, {"start": 1436.66, "end": 1438.0600000000002, "text": " Gain some free re-rolls."}, {"start": 1441.8600000000001, "end": 1453.5400000000002, "text": " or shield for it gain some XP gain some XP gain some gold all right throw that"}, {"start": 1453.5400000000002, "end": 1460.5400000000002, "text": " shield right there uh fuck it let's level up and this guy already has simple"}, {"start": 1460.5400000000002, "end": 1469.7, "text": " curses and this guy's copying me he's got wicked staff too but his shield is"}, {"start": 1469.7, "end": 1475.42, "text": " level zero mines level one this is big dreamcatcher value look at this I'm"}, {"start": 1475.42, "end": 1479.38, "text": " shaving away cool down on this"}, {"start": 1482.6200000000001, "end": 1489.5800000000002, "text": " we could step blows it does it's horrible"}, {"start": 1489.58, "end": 1500.74, "text": " items on sale cheaper re-rolls vitality gain healing let's go ahead and get items on sale"}, {"start": 1500.74, "end": 1508.1, "text": " okay that's a big upgrade excellent"}, {"start": 1508.1, "end": 1517.9399999999998, "text": " doesn't matter meet his diary is on sale and there's also a definitely by the goblin not"}, {"start": 1517.94, "end": 1519.06, "text": " Not even a question."}, {"start": 1519.06, "end": 1520.94, "text": " That's just buy that instantly."}, {"start": 1520.94, "end": 1525.22, "text": " Man, this dire would be so good if I had a hook or something, right?"}, {"start": 1525.22, "end": 1529.5800000000002, "text": " For some good old gold farm."}, {"start": 1529.5800000000002, "end": 1532.6200000000001, "text": " Gain some re-rolls, more re-rolls, XP."}, {"start": 1532.6200000000001, "end": 1534.18, "text": " Let's get some crit chance on here."}, {"start": 1534.18, "end": 1538.94, "text": " It's at 86% pretty much up there."}, {"start": 1538.94, "end": 1540.94, "text": " Give an item plus one shock."}, {"start": 1540.94, "end": 1543.3400000000001, "text": " Damn, I need the right book."}, {"start": 1543.3400000000001, "end": 1546.94, "text": " I don't want to use that yet."}, {"start": 1546.94, "end": 1563.02, "text": " another one of those I'm broke I don't know why I'm swiping oh wait sell that damn"}, {"start": 1563.02, "end": 1574.0, "text": " which belt dust shield sort of combat you know about the point one multicast"}, {"start": 1574.0, "end": 1578.56, "text": " limit aka one second trigger equals 10 max multicast yes i'm aware"}, {"start": 1583.12, "end": 1589.92, "text": " good shot let's go you need a wand asap i don't know if i do"}, {"start": 1589.92, "end": 1608.74, "text": " like I'm trying to go for a potion or not a potion a dampening build I guess"}, {"start": 1608.74, "end": 1612.5, "text": " maybe I'll need healing because this poison is no I need to be immune to"}, {"start": 1612.5, "end": 1617.5, "text": " debuffs. I need to get that shield that removes debuffs."}, {"start": 1620.5, "end": 1628.5, "text": " Yeah, this guy's also a deep shield build. He beats me. Same build as me. Just better."}, {"start": 1632.5, "end": 1636.5, "text": " Alright, well now my shield is damn near a one-second cooldown. I farmed a thousand-"}, {"start": 1636.5, "end": 1639.26, "text": " A thousand, a thousand potions there."}, {"start": 1640.94, "end": 1641.74, "text": " This is all shit."}, {"start": 1644.5, "end": 1646.5, "text": " Okay, we now have a level 2 Crooked Staff."}, {"start": 1647.38, "end": 1648.5, "text": " Uh, that's gonna farm."}, {"start": 1648.5, "end": 1649.9, "text": " Hard for me, we buy a goblet."}, {"start": 1653.62, "end": 1655.12, "text": " Like, I don't want a Wicked Staff."}, {"start": 1655.9, "end": 1656.98, "text": " Where's the good stuff here?"}, {"start": 1659.86, "end": 1660.58, "text": " Gain gold."}, {"start": 1660.58, "end": 1667.1999999999998, "text": " Give something burn minus point two CD"}, {"start": 1668.56, "end": 1670.56, "text": " The guy should upgrade my dreamcatcher"}, {"start": 1672.72, "end": 1674.72, "text": " Use my chest"}, {"start": 1675.1999999999998, "end": 1677.1999999999998, "text": " Arcane arm"}, {"start": 1677.3999999999999, "end": 1679.84, "text": " Permanently give the arcane item below whatever"}, {"start": 1681.1999999999998, "end": 1683.04, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1683.04, "end": 1685.6399999999999, "text": " You all shit take the rod and sell it"}, {"start": 1687.36, "end": 1689.52, "text": " Use a wicked staff until you get good shit"}, {"start": 1690.58, "end": 1691.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1692.3799999999999, "end": 1692.8799999999999, "text": " Ass."}, {"start": 1693.78, "end": 1695.1799999999998, "text": " I'll put another shield on the board though."}, {"start": 1700.1799999999998, "end": 1701.3799999999999, "text": " Interesting, look at that."}, {"start": 1702.78, "end": 1703.48, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1705.6799999999998, "end": 1707.6799999999998, "text": " I guess I'll sell a goblet."}, {"start": 1712.8799999999999, "end": 1714.3799999999999, "text": " And I got simple curses."}, {"start": 1714.3799999999999, "end": 1716.1799999999998, "text": " Fuck, this is a really important page."}, {"start": 1720.58, "end": 1724.1399999999999, "text": " Hmm, but I don't want to take another loss. How can I- I guess double- hold on."}, {"start": 1728.46, "end": 1731.26, "text": " Hmm, I'm gonna be three gold off."}, {"start": 1738.3799999999999, "end": 1740.3799999999999, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 1741.9399999999998, "end": 1749.26, "text": " Sell the charge book. Oh, yeah, I am gonna sell this. You're fucking right. We sell that. I bet. Bang."}, {"start": 1750.58, "end": 1762.4199999999998, "text": " Open. Take this weapon. Sell that. Buy another goblet. Open. I don't have any"}, {"start": 1762.4199999999998, "end": 1774.1, "text": " staves. Contrigger gain a plain copy of the spear below. Huh. Do I have any daggers?"}, {"start": 1774.1000000000001, "end": 1788.68, "text": " I do not shield gives you chest you're talking about get the book and put buffs"}, {"start": 1788.68, "end": 1794.6200000000001, "text": " on it I plan on it I'm just thinking about yeah I take this whatever just sell"}, {"start": 1794.6200000000001, "end": 1801.6000000000001, "text": " it bang bang okay now I need to start dream-catching this and reducing its"}, {"start": 1801.6000000000001, "end": 1806.88, "text": " cool down. Gain one random lesser potion per unique debuff that this has. So let's give"}, {"start": 1806.88, "end": 1813.7600000000002, "text": " it some debuffs. Burn. Let's give it shock. I don't have any others, but let's go ahead"}, {"start": 1813.76, "end": 1839.72, "text": " can roll all those. Nice. Okay. Pretty good. Make the shield crit too. Can you? I feel"}, {"start": 1839.72, "end": 1844.16, "text": " feel like shields can't crit. Remember Mini Healer? I love Mini Healer but I never really"}, {"start": 1844.16, "end": 1851.64, "text": " got to the good part of the game. Dude it's actually everyone playing Witch Build. And"}, {"start": 1851.64, "end": 1867.3200000000002, "text": " And that's it."}, {"start": 1867.3200000000002, "end": 1869.8400000000001, "text": " Which build cringe and boring?"}, {"start": 1869.8400000000001, "end": 1878.2800000000002, "text": " Also the best."}, {"start": 1878.28, "end": 1881.48, "text": " I currently have 4500 shield. Pretty gross, let's times 2 this."}, {"start": 1883.16, "end": 1884.76, "text": " I've also earned myself..."}, {"start": 1886.28, "end": 1888.28, "text": " uh, 62 potions."}, {"start": 1890.52, "end": 1891.52, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 1895.3999999999999, "end": 1896.28, "text": " Restore some lives."}, {"start": 1899.56, "end": 1901.96, "text": " Oh, I don't know. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 1902.8, "end": 1905.6399999999999, "text": " Finish leveling, gives an item plus one poison."}, {"start": 1905.64, "end": 1909.88, "text": " Alright, now this thing has all the debuffs in the world."}, {"start": 1909.88, "end": 1918.44, "text": " Ideally, I just start upgrading it though and like, you know, get some actually good"}, {"start": 1918.44, "end": 1925.38, "text": " rolls here, but I'm getting trash."}, {"start": 1925.38, "end": 1927.5200000000002, "text": " What is this maxed out?"}, {"start": 1927.5200000000002, "end": 1931.4, "text": " Cleanse 30 of each debuff."}, {"start": 1931.4, "end": 1943.1200000000001, "text": " Dusk shield? Gain shield equal to percentage of your max HP. Don't you have cheaper re-roll"}, {"start": 1943.1200000000001, "end": 1953.0800000000002, "text": " pots? I do. Can the shield crit? I don't know if it can. I just gave it crit chance,"}, {"start": 1953.0800000000002, "end": 1960.64, "text": " but like, does this actually work? My crooked is 100% crit chance, 150%. Now without the"}, {"start": 1960.64, "end": 1962.64, "text": " Look in the top right"}, {"start": 1968.1200000000001, "end": 1973.4, "text": " Pre-percent for times two damage. I mean it gets a damage"}, {"start": 1975.2800000000002, "end": 1979.8600000000001, "text": " That's it yeah gain some XP gain some gold"}, {"start": 1979.8600000000001, "end": 1995.7800000000002, "text": " I guess I'll give it some crit, fuck it. 48% crit chance now."}, {"start": 1995.7800000000002, "end": 2002.8600000000001, "text": " On trigger, trigger item start of combat effects."}, {"start": 2002.8600000000001, "end": 2007.9, "text": " I feel like this dark or dusk shield and this dark necklace is really good to have, especially"}, {"start": 2007.9, "end": 2016.14, "text": " because I have the dreamcatcher and I can start with like shaving away its cool down."}, {"start": 2016.14, "end": 2020.7800000000002, "text": " Max out, dusk shield, start of combat and on trigger."}, {"start": 2020.7800000000002, "end": 2024.7800000000002, "text": " Shield equal to 20% of your max HP."}, {"start": 2024.7800000000002, "end": 2031.9, "text": " Kind of insane."}, {"start": 2031.9, "end": 2033.42, "text": " And maybe I'll get some dark tags too."}, {"start": 2033.42, "end": 2035.42, "text": " I think dark necklace is huge"}, {"start": 2044.14, "end": 2046.14, "text": " Yeah, but two sorry isn't great"}, {"start": 2049.66, "end": 2051.66, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2052.46, "end": 2057.06, "text": " How do I prevent myself from getting one shot from like a fucking dark orb? I don't know if I can"}, {"start": 2058.2200000000003, "end": 2060.2200000000003, "text": " We'll see fight"}, {"start": 2063.42, "end": 2068.0, "text": " Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!"}, {"start": 2068.0, "end": 2072.3, "text": " Dragon Orb?"}, {"start": 2072.3, "end": 2077.92, "text": " Yeah, I need to start Dragon Orbing, you're probably right."}, {"start": 2077.92, "end": 2079.76, "text": " Do I lose this?"}, {"start": 2079.76, "end": 2086.84, "text": " Oh, this guy's got some debuffs going, god damn!"}, {"start": 2086.84, "end": 2092.84, "text": " Blessing. Pay the King 20 gold to receive two random blessings."}, {"start": 2094.84, "end": 2101.84, "text": " Gain 10% luck and 3 guaranteed lucky rolls. Gain a goblet. They are much more likely to appear and gain damage equal to their sell value each day."}, {"start": 2106.84, "end": 2108.84, "text": " I feel like Bonk Blessing is crazy."}, {"start": 2108.84, "end": 2109.84, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 2114.84, "end": 2115.84, "text": " Luck is also good."}, {"start": 2116.84, "end": 2117.84, "text": " Yeah, they both go good."}, {"start": 2120.84, "end": 2121.84, "text": " Here's a hook on sale."}, {"start": 2123.84, "end": 2124.84, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2134.84, "end": 2135.84, "text": " Goddammit."}, {"start": 2135.84, "end": 2139.96, "text": " It's another goblet."}, {"start": 2139.96, "end": 2141.1200000000003, "text": " We buy that."}, {"start": 2141.1200000000003, "end": 2143.6000000000004, "text": " It sells for 90 right now."}, {"start": 2143.6000000000004, "end": 2145.8, "text": " It's going up."}, {"start": 2145.8, "end": 2151.1200000000003, "text": " We'll take this."}, {"start": 2151.1200000000003, "end": 2154.1600000000003, "text": " That's also big."}, {"start": 2154.1600000000003, "end": 2156.04, "text": " Gain XP."}, {"start": 2156.04, "end": 2157.04, "text": " Gain Gold."}, {"start": 2157.04, "end": 2162.04, "text": " Buy this book."}, {"start": 2162.04, "end": 2173.36, "text": " I don't think I need this on the board right now."}, {"start": 2173.36, "end": 2176.6, "text": " I think I'd rather just double dreamcatcher some shit."}, {"start": 2176.6, "end": 2178.84, "text": " What should I reduce the cooldown of?"}, {"start": 2178.84, "end": 2182.36, "text": " It's 1.5, I'll probably get that down at some point."}, {"start": 2182.36, "end": 2189.6, "text": " Maybe my crook?"}, {"start": 2189.6, "end": 2191.2799999999997, "text": " Dreamcatcher the dreamcatcher?"}, {"start": 2191.28, "end": 2194.0400000000004, "text": " Oh my god, you're a genius. What?"}, {"start": 2211.84, "end": 2219.1200000000003, "text": " What's my crit chance right now about that I guess all right"}, {"start": 2221.28, "end": 2225.0800000000004, "text": " There's nothing in here I really want to buy."}, {"start": 2225.0800000000004, "end": 2227.6000000000004, "text": " I need the anti-poison shield."}, {"start": 2227.6000000000004, "end": 2230.0, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 2230.0, "end": 2232.84, "text": " Whenever you gain shield, deal 100 damage."}, {"start": 2232.84, "end": 2233.84, "text": " I don't..."}, {"start": 2233.84, "end": 2246.0400000000004, "text": " Hmm, I don't know if Warrior Shield's actually the play."}, {"start": 2246.04, "end": 2251.72, "text": " Whoa, we got a storm build user."}, {"start": 2251.72, "end": 2258.56, "text": " Unfortunately, I think my shield is outpacing his damage."}, {"start": 2258.56, "end": 2260.52, "text": " Oh, maybe not."}, {"start": 2260.52, "end": 2262.64, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 2262.64, "end": 2266.6, "text": " Oh, shit, he might win."}, {"start": 2266.6, "end": 2269.04, "text": " Oh, I lose."}, {"start": 2269.04, "end": 2274.4, "text": " All right, well, I only have one life left."}, {"start": 2274.4, "end": 2277.4, "text": " Crazy, I'm getting owned here."}, {"start": 2277.4, "end": 2278.4, "text": " Mmmmm."}, {"start": 2278.4, "end": 2283.4, "text": " Okay, what's the cooldown now?"}, {"start": 2283.4, "end": 2284.4, "text": " 2.8."}, {"start": 2284.4, "end": 2287.4, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2287.4, "end": 2292.4, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2292.4, "end": 2293.4, "text": " An epic goblet."}, {"start": 2293.4, "end": 2295.4, "text": " I really gotta start dumping."}, {"start": 2295.4, "end": 2297.4, "text": " I gotta get some crazy things."}, {"start": 2297.4, "end": 2303.4, "text": " Give the item a plus one bonus multicast and increase this item's cooldown."}, {"start": 2303.4, "end": 2308.5, "text": " I think lost fragments really good to have and I just lost fragment below here"}, {"start": 2311.26, "end": 2317.62, "text": " Cain orb can't use that can't use really anything on this screen roll upgrade the witch belt sure"}, {"start": 2322.34, "end": 2327.6, "text": " Protector here we go. This is a really good shield to have I need this fuck the dust shield"}, {"start": 2328.78, "end": 2330.78, "text": " Cleanse 20% of your debuffs"}, {"start": 2330.78, "end": 2357.78, "text": " We're gonna buy this goblet, roll another witch belt, sell this shield, fuck."}, {"start": 2357.78, "end": 2365.5800000000004, "text": " again another protector it's a little bit of gold in gold by the protector"}, {"start": 2365.5800000000004, "end": 2382.46, "text": " excellent give it item crit chance IV XP sword the moon is that worth it"}, {"start": 2382.46, "end": 2392.46, "text": " It's free XP. It was on sale, but it's not now."}, {"start": 2392.46, "end": 2404.46, "text": " I leveled."}, {"start": 2404.46, "end": 2411.46, "text": " Okay, interesting screen. What I really fucking need is another simple curses."}, {"start": 2411.46, "end": 2413.46, "text": " Cuz then I can upgrade my simple curses"}, {"start": 2417.7400000000002, "end": 2419.82, "text": " God fucking damn it another goblet I guess"}, {"start": 2423.5, "end": 2426.54, "text": " Dark spear hmm"}, {"start": 2429.78, "end": 2432.42, "text": " Wow more gobbies"}, {"start": 2436.42, "end": 2440.5, "text": " Should I sell this level to goblet for 170 gold"}, {"start": 2441.46, "end": 2446.66, "text": " Equip that goblet, it's bonk time. Each day increased cell value by 60, so the"}, {"start": 2446.66, "end": 2454.7, "text": " comet gained damage equal to its cell value. It actually does damage the fuck."}, {"start": 2461.14, "end": 2465.9, "text": " You're gonna die? I don't know if I will."}, {"start": 2465.9, "end": 2472.9, "text": " I think I'm actually pretty strong now surely"}, {"start": 2480.9, "end": 2482.9, "text": " I'm gonna sell this actually what is it"}, {"start": 2495.9, "end": 2506.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah, let's sell this, let's buy both of those."}, {"start": 2506.6800000000003, "end": 2512.2000000000003, "text": " Buy that book to sell, keep rolling, thank god, that's what I wanted to happen."}, {"start": 2512.2000000000003, "end": 2513.8, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 2513.8, "end": 2519.08, "text": " On trigger game plus one gradient per which item at 20 sacks gain a random potion."}, {"start": 2519.08, "end": 2524.48, "text": " I don't know if I care about this cauldron."}, {"start": 2524.48, "end": 2527.2, "text": " I really need to shave off some CD."}, {"start": 2527.2, "end": 2530.76, "text": " Uh, bullshit. It's by the gobby."}, {"start": 2530.76, "end": 2537.56, "text": " Uh, hole again. Another witch belt."}, {"start": 2537.56, "end": 2544.56, "text": " Upgrade my holy shield. Excellent."}, {"start": 2547.28, "end": 2552.16, "text": " Okay, we'll take another one of those. Maybe our cane shield is also crazy."}, {"start": 2552.16, "end": 2559.16, "text": " Also, there's a witch wand."}, {"start": 2559.16, "end": 2564.16, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 2564.16, "end": 2569.8399999999997, "text": " I should probably buy the wand to start farming it."}, {"start": 2569.8399999999997, "end": 2573.24, "text": " I feel like Runic Shield is also insane."}, {"start": 2573.24, "end": 2575.24, "text": " Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 2575.24, "end": 2578.48, "text": " Wand is greater than the cane."}, {"start": 2578.48, "end": 2581.8399999999997, "text": " I feel like this crane or crook is farming a lot of pots though."}, {"start": 2581.84, "end": 2585.04, "text": " And then again, maybe this is where the real farming should be coming from."}, {"start": 2585.04, "end": 2586.04, "text": " Not the crook."}, {"start": 2588.84, "end": 2590.54, "text": " I can't believe we're not gonna go bonk goblet."}, {"start": 2590.54, "end": 2591.54, "text": " I don't think it's good."}, {"start": 2598.54, "end": 2600.04, "text": " I just don't know if I want our cane shield."}, {"start": 2605.44, "end": 2605.94, "text": " You don't?"}, {"start": 2605.94, "end": 2606.54, "text": " Alright, well."}, {"start": 2606.94, "end": 2607.94, "text": " Put the wand in."}, {"start": 2608.34, "end": 2610.1400000000003, "text": " No, I'm gonna risk the biscuit here."}, {"start": 2610.1400000000003, "end": 2611.1400000000003, "text": " I'm gonna try and farm."}, {"start": 2611.84, "end": 2615.06, "text": " Ooh, hello, another wand."}, {"start": 2615.06, "end": 2619.06, "text": " Let's freeze that, let's go."}, {"start": 2619.06, "end": 2625.26, "text": " This guy's a money farmer."}, {"start": 2625.26, "end": 2629.42, "text": " My shield is going up faster than he's doing damage, so I win this, and I farm really"}, {"start": 2629.42, "end": 2632.02, "text": " hard."}, {"start": 2632.02, "end": 2635.94, "text": " So this book, oh wait, he's getting quicker, isn't he?"}, {"start": 2636.7400000000002, "end": 2638.7400000000002, "text": " Can you relax how's he getting so fast?"}, {"start": 2649.1, "end": 2651.1, "text": " Okay, we organize that"}, {"start": 2658.66, "end": 2660.66, "text": " Okay, we buy this wand"}, {"start": 2662.2200000000003, "end": 2664.2200000000003, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 2664.2200000000003, "end": 2674.7200000000003, "text": " give an item plus eight poison that's probably pretty good right"}, {"start": 2675.1000000000004, "end": 2684.6200000000003, "text": " poison on the wand is pretty nice fuck I need money broke if I spin stuff now"}, {"start": 2684.6200000000003, "end": 2687.9800000000005, "text": " would it upgrade the wand I don't know"}, {"start": 2694.2200000000003, "end": 2701.9, "text": " Let's get these the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 2701.9, "end": 2703.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2703.9, "end": 2704.9, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 2704.9, "end": 2713.38, "text": " Fuck it, we'll sell a goblet."}, {"start": 2713.38, "end": 2717.78, "text": " And then we'll buy this."}, {"start": 2717.78, "end": 2721.0600000000004, "text": " Massive sale, love that."}, {"start": 2721.06, "end": 2733.84, "text": " Okay, take this, sell it. Buy that. Take this. Excellent. My god, yes. Alright. Glad I didn't"}, {"start": 2733.84, "end": 2737.96, "text": " use these pots yet, so here's the dealio. How did all these pots come up here the"}, {"start": 2737.96, "end": 2738.46, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 2740.2, "end": 2740.7, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 2742.28, "end": 2743.32, "text": " Here's the wand."}, {"start": 2747.94, "end": 2749.2200000000003, "text": " If I use a potion, hold on."}, {"start": 2751.56, "end": 2753.08, "text": " Okay, it does not buff the wand."}, {"start": 2753.66, "end": 2755.48, "text": " If it's not equipped, so we're gonna throw this here."}, {"start": 2757.7400000000002, "end": 2758.78, "text": " Gain some go- what?"}, {"start": 2760.1, "end": 2760.78, "text": " Oh my god, no."}, {"start": 2760.94, "end": 2762.7, "text": " I just wasted like 10 potions, fuck."}, {"start": 2764.06, "end": 2764.7400000000002, "text": " That goes there."}, {"start": 2764.7400000000002, "end": 2765.96, "text": " Okay, now I right click."}, {"start": 2765.96, "end": 2766.64, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 2766.64, "end": 2767.42, "text": " Gain XP."}, {"start": 2767.96, "end": 2781.8, "text": " went to the shield again no that was uh so the shield permanently gain three shield and"}, {"start": 2781.8, "end": 2785.76, "text": " one heal whenever you use a potion so that's just in general look I'll put this on the"}, {"start": 2785.76, "end": 2791.8, "text": " wand and the shield will still proc see so when I use an item to gain gold you can't"}, {"start": 2791.8, "end": 2805.1800000000003, "text": " use that on the wand. I did fuck some things up. Okay 78% crit chance. I don't need to"}, {"start": 2805.1800000000003, "end": 2810.7000000000003, "text": " gain any more debuffs on this do I? No I don't. So let's put it on the wand here."}, {"start": 2810.7000000000003, "end": 2818.7000000000003, "text": " Give it shield, gain eight gold, bleed, you need bleed still."}, {"start": 2818.7000000000003, "end": 2822.7000000000003, "text": " True but I don't have bleed so that's how that goes."}, {"start": 2831.7000000000003, "end": 2832.7000000000003, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 2832.7000000000003, "end": 2834.7000000000003, "text": " And then gain eight poison."}, {"start": 2834.7000000000003, "end": 2835.7000000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2835.7000000000003, "end": 2841.7000000000003, "text": " So the wand is on the board. Here's an arcane orb, but this is an arcane, is it? It is."}, {"start": 2843.7000000000003, "end": 2848.7000000000003, "text": " Mmm, do I go for that? I feel like I keep doing CD- oh wait."}, {"start": 2848.7000000000003, "end": 2852.7000000000003, "text": " This is already one second CD. This is maxed out, I'm done with that."}, {"start": 2852.7000000000003, "end": 2854.7000000000003, "text": " I think I take the crook out."}, {"start": 2856.7000000000003, "end": 2858.7000000000003, "text": " I think I'm done with the crook?"}, {"start": 2865.7000000000003, "end": 2874.34, "text": " 1.5 second CD. I mean, what do I want to lower at this point? I don't even know."}, {"start": 2874.34, "end": 2878.0400000000004, "text": " The crew gave you 44 pots last round. Yeah, it gave me a decent amount, but this is going"}, {"start": 2878.0400000000004, "end": 2886.3, "text": " to be way better now."}, {"start": 2886.3, "end": 2892.1600000000003, "text": " The shield is currently 1.5 second CDR. I can probably find a potion of point, a time"}, {"start": 2892.16, "end": 2897.66, "text": " Potion to remove that point five. I don't need to spin an entire match buffing that that's done"}, {"start": 2898.3799999999997, "end": 2900.3799999999997, "text": " Dream catcher. I guess my wand"}, {"start": 2902.1, "end": 2904.1, "text": " Actually, I should lower the wand"}, {"start": 2905.5, "end": 2907.5, "text": " Just get it there"}, {"start": 2908.5, "end": 2916.5, "text": " The other shield that's yeah, the other shields also apply. All right buff the shield. It's a lot of money here. Okay"}, {"start": 2922.16, "end": 2927.16, "text": " Start of combat gained two random dark items. Interesting."}, {"start": 2932.16, "end": 2933.16, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2934.16, "end": 2936.16, "text": " Multicast the potion book."}, {"start": 2938.16, "end": 2939.16, "text": " Oooooh."}, {"start": 2943.16, "end": 2944.16, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 2946.16, "end": 2947.16, "text": " You're fucking right."}, {"start": 2948.16, "end": 2949.16, "text": " Good call."}, {"start": 2952.16, "end": 2963.2799999999997, "text": " Uh, Arcane Orb I'll leave here, I'm not doing that, I'm trying to get cooldowns down."}, {"start": 2963.2799999999997, "end": 2966.52, "text": " Game plus one cheaper rules improve your future candy."}, {"start": 2966.52, "end": 2967.52, "text": " Or Moonknife."}, {"start": 2967.52, "end": 2975.8399999999997, "text": " Take the Moonknife, XP and Gold, yes please."}, {"start": 2975.84, "end": 2984.96, "text": " Have an item plus 2 poison? Alright, sure."}, {"start": 2984.96, "end": 2988.32, "text": " Give an item the Arcane tag or gain a level."}, {"start": 2988.32, "end": 2994.56, "text": " Ah, is there anything good to having the Arcane tag?"}, {"start": 2994.56, "end": 2999.56, "text": " I don't think so. I think it's just a level angle, yeah."}, {"start": 2999.56, "end": 3005.06, "text": " It's a lot of XP, we take that with the orb."}, {"start": 3005.06, "end": 3008.94, "text": " I mean, gaining a one random deba- it's already arcane."}, {"start": 3008.94, "end": 3021.7599999999998, "text": " I don't think I use arcane shield we sell."}, {"start": 3021.7599999999998, "end": 3023.2599999999998, "text": " We take a goblet."}, {"start": 3023.26, "end": 3030.26, "text": " Let that ramp up."}, {"start": 3030.26, "end": 3041.38, "text": " Okay, epic goblet into another chest."}, {"start": 3041.38, "end": 3053.1400000000003, "text": " Another trigen, sell it, roll, another witch wand, another goblet, another witch belt."}, {"start": 3053.14, "end": 3061.1, "text": " okay epic wand I don't have any potions right now so I don't actually think I"}, {"start": 3061.1, "end": 3067.68, "text": " give a fuck about upgrading my wand yet I'll just freeze and go"}, {"start": 3068.7, "end": 3081.7799999999997, "text": " cauldron I don't think I use cauldron either make no sell the items they were"}, {"start": 3081.78, "end": 3089.46, "text": " sell on the crook will buy the wand fine got it oh buy this unfreeze sell roll"}, {"start": 3089.46, "end": 3091.86, "text": " again"}, {"start": 3098.6600000000003, "end": 3103.1000000000004, "text": " find other dreamcatcher roll again"}, {"start": 3103.1, "end": 3105.1, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 3107.46, "end": 3110.8399999999997, "text": " Permanently give an item below plus one debuff. I don't think I care about that"}, {"start": 3113.24, "end": 3115.24, "text": " This is a fun page"}, {"start": 3116.44, "end": 3123.8199999999997, "text": " Big fan of this page here, I think I sell this neck for 23 gold fire goblet another one"}, {"start": 3126.2999999999997, "end": 3128.2999999999997, "text": " Let's freeze it"}, {"start": 3128.3, "end": 3133.3, "text": " I'm just going to sell the Arcane. Oh, it sells for zero, right."}, {"start": 3133.3, "end": 3139.3, "text": " Alright, leave shop. Surely I don't die."}, {"start": 3139.3, "end": 3146.3, "text": " Okay, I'm looking at my shield. It's steadily going up."}, {"start": 3146.3, "end": 3152.3, "text": " How much did I farm?"}, {"start": 3152.3, "end": 3161.6200000000003, "text": " 150 potions excellent another goblet"}, {"start": 3168.3, "end": 3174.7000000000003, "text": " I wish that person lasted a little bit longer we upgrade that excellent take"}, {"start": 3174.7000000000003, "end": 3187.34, "text": " another one of those. Use again a guaranteed lucky roll. Gain XP. Gain Gold. Give an item"}, {"start": 3187.34, "end": 3199.78, "text": " crit chance. Alright. 130 gold to use. Crystal tag, I don't know how to use that. Give it"}, {"start": 3199.78, "end": 3211.94, "text": " shock, plus an income, uh fuck the arcane orb roll. I don't think I care about charges."}, {"start": 3211.94, "end": 3222.9, "text": " Another book, excellent roll again. When the hell can I, god damn. I need some 200 goldfuckers,"}, {"start": 3222.9, "end": 3225.1600000000003, "text": " Nice. One more of those books. It's level three."}, {"start": 3227.64, "end": 3229.48, "text": " Very important to have that. Another gobby."}, {"start": 3230.94, "end": 3231.64, "text": " Witch Belt."}, {"start": 3243.44, "end": 3243.94, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 3245.04, "end": 3247.14, "text": " Shop contains a cursed item."}, {"start": 3247.84, "end": 3251.8, "text": " Start of combat. Permanently give the item to the right a random debuff."}, {"start": 3252.9, "end": 3254.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3261.62, "end": 3263.62, "text": " Bleed I guess"}, {"start": 3268.78, "end": 3270.78, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 3271.82, "end": 3275.1, "text": " Yeah getting bleed would be nice, but I just I think it's wait for the potion"}, {"start": 3276.82, "end": 3278.82, "text": " Another gobbly dragon orb"}, {"start": 3278.82, "end": 3283.6800000000003, "text": " I do want to farm max HP"}, {"start": 3287.6400000000003, "end": 3293.5, "text": " I'm kind of just waiting for everything to get to one second CDR. It's too late. Is it"}, {"start": 3305.82, "end": 3307.82, "text": " Dreamcatcher the multicast"}, {"start": 3308.82, "end": 3312.26, "text": " I feel like the value is not as much there because it gains 2 seconds CD every time it goes"}, {"start": 3314.7400000000002, "end": 3316.7400000000002, "text": " Maybe it's good"}, {"start": 3321.6200000000003, "end": 3323.6200000000003, "text": " Oh I'm broke anyways. Oh look at that"}, {"start": 3326.54, "end": 3330.06, "text": " Hmm I think I sell gobbies here"}, {"start": 3332.5, "end": 3334.56, "text": " Buy that gobby take this"}, {"start": 3334.56, "end": 3343.7999999999997, "text": " Spear, sell it, roll again, give me my fucking book!"}, {"start": 3343.7999999999997, "end": 3355.4, "text": " Another gobby, roll again, thank you, there's the book, Jesus Christ, five years later."}, {"start": 3355.4, "end": 3356.88, "text": " Now what do I want?"}, {"start": 3356.88, "end": 3361.12, "text": " I guess another dream catcher would be fun."}, {"start": 3361.12, "end": 3362.68, "text": " Oh, wand."}, {"start": 3362.6800000000003, "end": 3365.6000000000004, "text": " No, Wanda's already maxed, I don't care about that."}, {"start": 3365.6000000000004, "end": 3368.1000000000004, "text": " Six gold to re-roll, I should not use these anymore."}, {"start": 3370.6800000000003, "end": 3372.6800000000003, "text": " Alright, fuck it, let's go."}, {"start": 3373.9400000000005, "end": 3374.9400000000005, "text": " Shoulda leveled."}, {"start": 3376.28, "end": 3378.28, "text": " Alright, let's see how much I can farm here."}, {"start": 3387.0000000000005, "end": 3389.0000000000005, "text": " 126 potions."}, {"start": 3392.6800000000003, "end": 3404.3, "text": " I wish they lasted longer, gain 400 max HP, yes gain income, minus 0.2 CD."}, {"start": 3404.3, "end": 3418.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, one, two, three, max that out, I should probably use it on my Dreamcatcher, huh?"}, {"start": 3418.7200000000003, "end": 3432.8, "text": " I'm going to finish off the shield so I don't have to spend a whole day dream-catching it."}, {"start": 3432.8, "end": 3438.2000000000003, "text": " Alright and then I'll put the wand tier so let's lower the wand up now."}, {"start": 3438.2000000000003, "end": 3445.4, "text": " Alright, 2.9 seconds CD, do it on multi-strike."}, {"start": 3445.4, "end": 3448.6800000000003, "text": " I just don't see the value on the lost fragment."}, {"start": 3448.6800000000003, "end": 3452.6000000000004, "text": " the item above plus one bonus multicast but increase this items cooldown by two seconds"}, {"start": 3452.6000000000004, "end": 3462.1200000000003, "text": " regardless it's gonna ramp up a lot of time four second CD isn't really if I get it to"}, {"start": 3462.1200000000003, "end": 3466.0800000000004, "text": " level three permanently give the item above plus one multicast you're right"}, {"start": 3466.0800000000004, "end": 3474.32, "text": " that could be good if I get there give an item burn I think I just gave burn"}, {"start": 3474.32, "end": 3484.32, "text": " Turn to my dream cat, yup, it's a waste."}, {"start": 3484.32, "end": 3491.32, "text": " fucking full crit chance jesus"}, {"start": 3491.32, "end": 3513.44, "text": " Okay, 100% crit chance on that."}, {"start": 3513.44, "end": 3517.0800000000004, "text": " Throw some crit on that shield I guess."}, {"start": 3517.0800000000004, "end": 3518.0800000000004, "text": " Bang shock."}, {"start": 3518.08, "end": 3520.08, "text": " All right, roll"}, {"start": 3521.4, "end": 3523.4, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 3528.7599999999998, "end": 3530.7599999999998, "text": " Dark"}, {"start": 3532.64, "end": 3534.98, "text": " What should I put dark on I don't even know"}, {"start": 3540.92, "end": 3542.92, "text": " Wand"}, {"start": 3545.08, "end": 3547.08, "text": " Yeah, actually"}, {"start": 3548.08, "end": 3561.38, "text": " Okay, we'll take another one of those, 60 gold, another witch belt, excellent, now it's"}, {"start": 3561.38, "end": 3562.38, "text": " level two."}, {"start": 3562.38, "end": 3569.8199999999997, "text": " If I can ever get that level three, I'll be very happy."}, {"start": 3569.82, "end": 3570.82, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3573.32, "end": 3574.82, "text": " Another goblet. Excellent."}, {"start": 3581.82, "end": 3582.82, "text": " Cursed. Ooh."}, {"start": 3582.82, "end": 3584.82, "text": " Shop contains only amulets."}, {"start": 3584.82, "end": 3588.82, "text": " Start of combat game tier and dark items, crystal, trash, trash, all trash."}, {"start": 3588.82, "end": 3590.82, "text": " Except maybe the sapphire amulet."}, {"start": 3591.82, "end": 3592.82, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3592.82, "end": 3595.82, "text": " Sell the arcane orb so it doesn't appear in the lucky shop that sells you copies."}, {"start": 3596.82, "end": 3597.82, "text": " Oh yeah, good call."}, {"start": 3599.82, "end": 3608.78, "text": " Take another one of these shields love that for me roll roll another shield"}, {"start": 3617.1800000000003, "end": 3622.2200000000003, "text": " If 20 fucking rerolls another witch belt"}, {"start": 3624.86, "end": 3626.86, "text": " Which belt which belt"}, {"start": 3626.86, "end": 3641.02, "text": " Caldy sell it roll again another goblet another goblet Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 3642.46, "end": 3645.46, "text": " huh"}, {"start": 3645.46, "end": 3656.96, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 3656.96, "end": 3661.26, "text": " Do I want to try and upgrade my Dreamcatcher anymore?"}, {"start": 3661.26, "end": 3666.5, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 3667.3, "end": 3671.82, "text": " Cuz I'm gonna have to swap the dream catcher out at some point"}, {"start": 3678.38, "end": 3683.74, "text": " All right, let's go I hope this person lives for a while"}, {"start": 3690.22, "end": 3694.7, "text": " They don't damn it barely farmed off them"}, {"start": 3696.5, "end": 3713.7, "text": " Oh, and crew, shock damage, okay."}, {"start": 3713.7, "end": 3723.46, "text": " Gain XP, gain 8 re-rolls, gain max HP, give an item plus 3 healing, plus 3 dam, give"}, {"start": 3723.46, "end": 3742.16, "text": " Give it burn, give it shock, minus 0.2 CD, 2.6 second CD now."}, {"start": 3742.16, "end": 3750.42, "text": " In gold, give it shield, just put the crit chance on the wand, alright."}, {"start": 3750.42, "end": 3754.42, "text": " Yeah, reducing the CD of Lost Fragment definitely seems like a play now."}, {"start": 3759.82, "end": 3760.32, "text": " For now."}, {"start": 3760.52, "end": 3762.7200000000003, "text": " And then I swap the Dreamcatcher out."}, {"start": 3763.32, "end": 3766.32, "text": " Make Cam smaller to show numbers on items."}, {"start": 3766.42, "end": 3767.82, "text": " Oh, you wanna see my big items?"}, {"start": 3767.82, "end": 3769.12, "text": " Oh, you like looking at them?"}, {"start": 3772.52, "end": 3774.42, "text": " I'm getting a little autistic in the channel."}, {"start": 3777.02, "end": 3777.52, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 3777.52, "end": 3778.42, "text": " Big shield upgrade."}, {"start": 3779.12, "end": 3779.92, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 3780.42, "end": 3787.42, "text": " Uh, this sells for the most."}, {"start": 3787.42, "end": 3792.7400000000002, "text": " Dude, how many fucking goblins is this game about to give me?"}, {"start": 3792.7400000000002, "end": 3797.7400000000002, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3797.7400000000002, "end": 3802.78, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 3802.78, "end": 3803.78, "text": " He is retard."}, {"start": 3803.78, "end": 3807.26, "text": " You should have multi-casted the multi-cast item."}, {"start": 3807.26, "end": 3811.5800000000004, "text": " I didn't multi-cast anything."}, {"start": 3811.5800000000004, "end": 3824.5400000000004, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 3824.5400000000004, "end": 3826.1800000000003, "text": " They're saying the fragment."}, {"start": 3826.1800000000003, "end": 3828.6200000000003, "text": " They're saying fragment the fragment."}, {"start": 3828.6200000000003, "end": 3831.94, "text": " Oh, you mean like half of..."}, {"start": 3831.94, "end": 3834.94, "text": " Oh, I see what you're saying."}, {"start": 3834.94, "end": 3840.0, "text": " yeah maybe I should get a second one of these fucks it's a call I even think"}, {"start": 3840.0, "end": 3843.5, "text": " about that type of fism"}, {"start": 3846.42, "end": 3850.02, "text": " another goblet"}, {"start": 3856.34, "end": 3863.5, "text": " I'm basically is looking for witch belts and goblets and I guess another loss"}, {"start": 3863.5, "end": 3870.5, "text": " fragment or 200 gold potion to upgrade something to level 3."}, {"start": 3876.98, "end": 3879.78, "text": " Probably just sell my thing. Ooh, hello."}, {"start": 3879.78, "end": 3886.78, "text": " All items are on sale. Unfortunately, I don't need any of those items."}, {"start": 3890.46, "end": 3892.94, "text": " Goddamn."}, {"start": 3892.94, "end": 3895.16, "text": " 200 gold potion, please."}, {"start": 3895.16, "end": 3898.36, "text": " I guess I only have 5% luck, but like, geez."}, {"start": 3910.68, "end": 3911.52, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 3916.32, "end": 3917.16, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 3919.4, "end": 3920.92, "text": " Sell the goblet for levels?"}, {"start": 3922.08, "end": 3922.92, "text": " Why though?"}, {"start": 3922.94, "end": 3931.78, "text": " Here's another one of these things lost fragments should I keep it any good"}, {"start": 3931.78, "end": 3941.38, "text": " level threes no I think I keep investing"}, {"start": 3952.94, "end": 3959.94, "text": " It's actually rather close."}, {"start": 3982.94, "end": 3989.94, "text": " Minus 0.2 CD."}, {"start": 3989.94, "end": 3996.94, "text": " Okay, it's 1.8 now."}, {"start": 3996.94, "end": 4000.94, "text": " 6, 4, 2."}, {"start": 4000.94, "end": 4001.94, "text": " Alright, nice."}, {"start": 4001.94, "end": 4003.94, "text": " Wand is maxed out."}, {"start": 4003.94, "end": 4005.94, "text": " Give it poison, gain XP."}, {"start": 4005.94, "end": 4007.94, "text": " Sell this."}, {"start": 4007.94, "end": 4010.94, "text": " Your wand is only hitting 10 times per second."}, {"start": 4010.94, "end": 4021.94, "text": " I know, guess. Use our eye to increase the chance of finding it in the shop."}, {"start": 4021.94, "end": 4034.94, "text": " Uh... huh. Do I use that on the goblet? Is that... what else would I want?"}, {"start": 4034.94, "end": 4038.94, "text": " I think it's a witch belt angle."}, {"start": 4038.94, "end": 4040.94, "text": " Now a goblet can be worked. Eh, fuck."}, {"start": 4045.2400000000002, "end": 4047.2400000000002, "text": " Dark orb?"}, {"start": 4047.94, "end": 4050.94, "text": " Yeah, maybe I wait for a dark orb to spawn or something. I don't know."}, {"start": 4059.54, "end": 4061.54, "text": " I don't know what to put- I don't know."}, {"start": 4062.04, "end": 4064.34, "text": " The 200 gold potion, you can't use it on that."}, {"start": 4065.2200000000003, "end": 4067.2200000000003, "text": " Otherwise that'd be fucking crazy."}, {"start": 4068.94, "end": 4078.94, "text": " My shield, my shield double two."}, {"start": 4078.94, "end": 4088.94, "text": " Okay, another one of these."}, {"start": 4088.94, "end": 4100.58, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4100.58, "end": 4102.08, "text": " Luck is still just 5%."}, {"start": 4102.08, "end": 4106.5, "text": " I need to get like a luck store or something here."}, {"start": 4106.5, "end": 4108.5, "text": " That's a good sale."}, {"start": 4108.5, "end": 4113.9400000000005, "text": " I should probably just sell a goblet."}, {"start": 4113.9400000000005, "end": 4115.9400000000005, "text": " Just buy that"}, {"start": 4143.9400000000005, "end": 4155.14, "text": " never lucky just one lucky page some potions okay another witch belt sure I"}, {"start": 4155.14, "end": 4157.500000000001, "text": " guess"}, {"start": 4157.5, "end": 4179.52, "text": " Shop only contains or contains one star items okay we buy that goblet."}, {"start": 4179.52, "end": 4189.52, "text": " Just a belt and a porch."}, {"start": 4189.52, "end": 4194.52, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 4194.52, "end": 4199.52, "text": " Alright, well..."}, {"start": 4199.52, "end": 4204.52, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4204.52, "end": 4206.64, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4206.64, "end": 4213.280000000001, "text": " Sell a dream catcher by the goblet."}, {"start": 4213.280000000001, "end": 4217.200000000001, "text": " Looking pretty good!"}, {"start": 4217.200000000001, "end": 4223.56, "text": " Alright, last time with this dream catcher I sell it."}, {"start": 4223.56, "end": 4231.8, "text": " This guy is similar to my build, but I win."}, {"start": 4232.5, "end": 4239.320000000001, "text": " Fuck these fights don't last long enough anymore. I'm not farming as hard as I want. I need another shield user"}, {"start": 4243.56, "end": 4248.14, "text": " Give it on a trigger chance give it plus two burn minus point five CD"}, {"start": 4252.400000000001, "end": 4255.0, "text": " Let's go ahead and use that here bang"}, {"start": 4255.0, "end": 4267.24, "text": " 2.7 cd nice nice game max hp given i am plus 2 burn i don't even know what to fucking put"}, {"start": 4267.24, "end": 4280.92, "text": " it on the one multi i mean i would put things on the one but it's like pointless cuz it's"}, {"start": 4280.92, "end": 4282.92, "text": " It's at a... It's capped out."}, {"start": 4283.92, "end": 4287.42, "text": " It can't attack faster, no matter what I do. The multicast is pointless."}, {"start": 4288.12, "end": 4289.62, "text": " Putting it on Protector? Yeah."}, {"start": 4289.82, "end": 4291.82, "text": " I don't want to put it on this shield, cause this..."}, {"start": 4292.92, "end": 4293.92, "text": " I mean, I guess I could."}, {"start": 4294.32, "end": 4295.12, "text": " They're both fine."}, {"start": 4297.02, "end": 4298.12, "text": " But it can heal more?"}, {"start": 4300.12, "end": 4302.92, "text": " I guess improving the heal is good, sure."}, {"start": 4304.52, "end": 4307.42, "text": " Improving the burn's probably good. Giving it shock is fine."}, {"start": 4307.42, "end": 4312.38, "text": " Yeah, I should fuck it. Damage crit chance max HP"}, {"start": 4313.9800000000005, "end": 4316.14, "text": " Don't throw crit there fuck it whatever"}, {"start": 4321.82, "end": 4328.7, "text": " Now I'm gonna put something else fuck I wish I had my little fucking three bullshit man. Give me a fucking potion"}, {"start": 4332.14, "end": 4334.8, "text": " Two hundred gold potion just one please God"}, {"start": 4337.42, "end": 4353.0, "text": " I'm gonna fucking skip it on accident, I already know."}, {"start": 4353.0, "end": 4354.0, "text": " Level up."}, {"start": 4354.0, "end": 4355.0, "text": " It doesn't give me luck."}, {"start": 4355.0, "end": 4356.0, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 4356.0, "end": 4359.28, "text": " It just gives me a little bit of HP, but who cares?"}, {"start": 4359.28, "end": 4362.16, "text": " Another one of those, I guess."}, {"start": 4362.16, "end": 4365.16, "text": " Another gobby."}, {"start": 4365.16, "end": 4376.12, "text": " It did give you luck, but it did."}, {"start": 4376.12, "end": 4377.12, "text": " Fuck up."}, {"start": 4377.12, "end": 4378.12, "text": " Stop talking to me."}, {"start": 4378.12, "end": 4387.72, "text": " Is it actually?"}, {"start": 4387.72, "end": 4388.72, "text": " It was 5%."}, {"start": 4388.72, "end": 4391.36, "text": " How did I gain 5?"}, {"start": 4391.36, "end": 4392.72, "text": " Was it actually 5 and not 10?"}, {"start": 4392.72, "end": 4393.72, "text": " It gave you 5."}, {"start": 4393.72, "end": 4407.04, "text": " else it was 10% already luck okay all right well fuck all you all y'all in"}, {"start": 4407.04, "end": 4410.2, "text": " your stupid fucking words"}, {"start": 4410.2, "end": 4427.0, "text": " Wow what a screen bang bang bang boom how sell it roll again"}, {"start": 4427.0, "end": 4441.58, "text": " sell a goblet bye bye bye yes babe you know what oh yeah of course let's say after you"}, {"start": 4441.58, "end": 4442.58, "text": " offer"}, {"start": 4562.58, "end": 4575.78, "text": " This name sucks, we don't see Walter."}, {"start": 4575.78, "end": 4577.26, "text": " Walter's not in this room."}, {"start": 4577.26, "end": 4588.82, "text": " Anyways, open, trash, cell, roll, goblet, wait, why am I banned in your chest?"}, {"start": 4588.82, "end": 4590.82, "text": " I didn't even type anything."}, {"start": 4592.16, "end": 4594.66, "text": " I can smell you in your bitch-ness."}, {"start": 4595.96, "end": 4597.96, "text": " That was minus three gold."}, {"start": 4606.66, "end": 4611.46, "text": " All right, it's fucking too much to do shit now. Goblet, goblet."}, {"start": 4613.88, "end": 4615.88, "text": " Chew, fuck!"}, {"start": 4615.88, "end": 4632.88, "text": " So goblets in roll you think how much they all sell for five goats cheap 90 305 225 115 40 35"}, {"start": 4632.88, "end": 4637.04, "text": " multi-cast over the dream"}, {"start": 4637.04, "end": 4646.08, "text": " oh you mean like multi but it's not perma-multicasting"}, {"start": 4646.08, "end": 4653.32, "text": " same saying before I level this to level 3 I hope I get there I want to lower the"}, {"start": 4653.32, "end": 4658.28, "text": " quote out of my lost fragment you're saying put my second one in oh but this"}, {"start": 4658.28, "end": 4661.92, "text": " would give me potions you're right so a multicast for multicast which gives you"}, {"start": 4661.92, "end": 4663.92, "text": " potions which gives me CDR."}, {"start": 4663.92, "end": 4665.92, "text": " Ohhhh."}, {"start": 4670.92, "end": 4672.92, "text": " So this is kinda, yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 4673.92, "end": 4675.92, "text": " Put the faster one on the bottom."}, {"start": 4679.92, "end": 4681.92, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 4681.92, "end": 4682.92, "text": " You're fucking right."}, {"start": 4682.92, "end": 4684.92, "text": " Genius."}, {"start": 4685.92, "end": 4687.92, "text": " Alright, let's go fight."}, {"start": 4688.92, "end": 4689.92, "text": " Another shield user."}, {"start": 4689.92, "end": 4696.04, "text": " level 3 by the way nice protector jackass"}, {"start": 4697.12, "end": 4705.4400000000005, "text": " however he has not scaled himself with potions very well this all is gonna come"}, {"start": 4705.4400000000005, "end": 4713.36, "text": " down to how many debuffs he does we'll see I cleanse a lot of them though I"}, {"start": 4713.36, "end": 4715.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4720.299999999999, "end": 4722.299999999999, "text": " Farmed a hundred and ninety-two pots"}, {"start": 4726.82, "end": 4729.259999999999, "text": " Endless mode alright we won"}, {"start": 4730.36, "end": 4732.36, "text": " But now we're going to fuck town"}, {"start": 4733.799999999999, "end": 4737.42, "text": " Absolute peak bullshittery is an endless mode"}, {"start": 4737.42, "end": 4743.06, "text": " No one here is playing anything that's not stupid and the devs shouldn't be"}, {"start": 4743.06, "end": 4751.5, "text": " looking at it. So here we are minus 0.2 CD potions. I don't want to over fuck it all"}, {"start": 4751.5, "end": 4757.9, "text": " the way. Nice 1.4 second cooldown now. Lowered that. Fuck I should have used on"}, {"start": 4757.9, "end": 4764.22, "text": " this one. This one's 2.5. I put on the wrong one. I'm an idiot. Give item plus"}, {"start": 4764.22, "end": 4775.860000000001, "text": " to burn. Just swap them. I mean ideally I get... I guess I can have two level 3s? Oh, two"}, {"start": 4775.860000000001, "end": 4785.02, "text": " level 3s would be nice, so it's not wasted entirely. The game doesn't let you"}, {"start": 4785.02, "end": 4788.38, "text": " overdo the CD reduction pots, it stops using them once you get one second. I'm"}, {"start": 4788.38, "end": 4790.38, "text": " I'm aware. It's the limit."}, {"start": 4795.38, "end": 4797.38, "text": " Beaky and I bought a coffee machine."}, {"start": 4797.38, "end": 4801.38, "text": " And this is the first coffee I've had from it."}, {"start": 4805.38, "end": 4807.38, "text": " It's so good."}, {"start": 4807.38, "end": 4810.38, "text": " But also, coffee machines are a bitch to deal with."}, {"start": 4810.38, "end": 4812.38, "text": " I don't know where to put burn."}, {"start": 4813.38, "end": 4817.38, "text": " Max HP, poison, healing."}, {"start": 4817.38, "end": 4826.02, "text": " uh shield xp give an item crit chance damage burn gain gold gain shield"}, {"start": 4831.7, "end": 4838.9800000000005, "text": " i was watching the vaude and now i wanted to skip him yapping but it's live okay that's crazy"}, {"start": 4838.9800000000005, "end": 4847.500000000001, "text": " One star items plus all that which belt upgrade still no level 3 potion I"}, {"start": 4849.42, "end": 4852.1, "text": " Mean this is kind of crazy. I haven't seen a single one"}, {"start": 4853.540000000001, "end": 4856.06, "text": " It's fucking nuts actually"}, {"start": 4862.42, "end": 4864.700000000001, "text": " Is it yeah kind of is crazy"}, {"start": 4868.9800000000005, "end": 4878.780000000001, "text": " Give an item crit chance."}, {"start": 4878.780000000001, "end": 4879.780000000001, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 4879.780000000001, "end": 4880.780000000001, "text": " You need to level."}, {"start": 4880.780000000001, "end": 4889.26, "text": " So you're telling me, leveling will increase the chance that I, uh, that I get those?"}, {"start": 4889.26, "end": 4890.780000000001, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 4890.780000000001, "end": 4895.860000000001, "text": " Oh, you are saying that."}, {"start": 4895.86, "end": 4905.799999999999, "text": " crazy that you think that a forged blade and another sort triggers triggers it"}, {"start": 4905.799999999999, "end": 4915.48, "text": " trash all trash trash joblet joblet"}, {"start": 4915.4800000000005, "end": 4920.4800000000005, "text": " It's gonna level more, fuck it."}, {"start": 4920.4800000000005, "end": 4922.4800000000005, "text": " Other witch belts."}, {"start": 4922.4800000000005, "end": 4927.4800000000005, "text": " Goblet, goblet."}, {"start": 4927.4800000000005, "end": 4939.4800000000005, "text": " Do I go dragon orb?"}, {"start": 4939.4800000000005, "end": 4940.4800000000005, "text": " No, everyone's saying I don't."}, {"start": 4940.4800000000005, "end": 4941.4800000000005, "text": " It's bad though."}, {"start": 4941.4800000000005, "end": 4944.4800000000005, "text": " Hover over level and you can see your luck increase by level."}, {"start": 4944.4800000000005, "end": 4945.4800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4952.4800000000005, "end": 4953.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 4954.4800000000005, "end": 4956.4800000000005, "text": " Weird, it's not saying these things."}, {"start": 4957.4800000000005, "end": 4959.4800000000005, "text": " Like you're saying that it's going to."}, {"start": 4970.4800000000005, "end": 4972.4800000000005, "text": " Let's fight. Go on a roll."}, {"start": 4972.4800000000005, "end": 4986.120000000001, "text": " I care about this page. I do freeze it. Let's go fight"}, {"start": 4991.120000000001, "end": 4994.72, "text": " And they're dead instantly. I only got 60 pots out of it"}, {"start": 4994.72, "end": 5001.72, "text": " Ink potion?"}, {"start": 5001.72, "end": 5008.240000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5008.240000000001, "end": 5011.2, "text": " Plus 4 damage and 15% crit."}, {"start": 5011.2, "end": 5014.400000000001, "text": " Ooh, give an item bleed."}, {"start": 5014.400000000001, "end": 5015.400000000001, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 5015.400000000001, "end": 5017.04, "text": " Nice, it's more pots for me."}, {"start": 5017.04, "end": 5020.4400000000005, "text": " Been a while since I've gotten that."}, {"start": 5020.4400000000005, "end": 5028.120000000001, "text": " Gain max HP, plus re-healing gain re-rolls."}, {"start": 5028.120000000001, "end": 5029.8, "text": " What's even the use of Ink Potion?"}, {"start": 5029.8, "end": 5037.84, "text": " So someone said, I think they're right, the only use for Ink Potion I can possibly think"}, {"start": 5037.84, "end": 5044.52, "text": " of is in a situation like I'm in right now, but I want the fight to last longer so that"}, {"start": 5044.52, "end": 5049.88, "text": " I farm more potions."}, {"start": 5049.88, "end": 5052.36, "text": " But like, that just seems stupid."}, {"start": 5057.24, "end": 5063.0, "text": " Hundreds, yeah, you're exactly a hundred second cooldown though, is a death sentence."}, {"start": 5065.96, "end": 5068.2, "text": " Like you'll just die to dampening, I don't care who you are."}, {"start": 5068.2, "end": 5082.599999999999, "text": " Alright, everything is a one-second cooldown now."}, {"start": 5082.599999999999, "end": 5086.9, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 5086.9, "end": 5088.16, "text": " You have a huge fan in chat."}, {"start": 5088.16, "end": 5089.16, "text": " Who is it?"}, {"start": 5089.16, "end": 5094.24, "text": " Would you classify them as a massive bitch?"}, {"start": 5094.24, "end": 5096.24, "text": " I think I know who it is."}, {"start": 5109.24, "end": 5110.24, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 5120.24, "end": 5121.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5121.24, "end": 5126.24, "text": " Wasted all your potions."}, {"start": 5126.24, "end": 5130.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna start putting in another stuff."}, {"start": 5130.24, "end": 5132.24, "text": " Fucking right."}, {"start": 5132.24, "end": 5136.24, "text": " I'm gonna start putting crit chance on these things."}, {"start": 5136.24, "end": 5139.24, "text": " Fuck it, max out the crit on it."}, {"start": 5139.24, "end": 5143.24, "text": " Put it there too, 70% crit chance, nice."}, {"start": 5143.24, "end": 5147.24, "text": " Cause these things still attack."}, {"start": 5147.24, "end": 5150.24, "text": " This thing's already maxed crit chance."}, {"start": 5150.24, "end": 5152.24, "text": " Max attack speed."}, {"start": 5155.92, "end": 5157.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5170.2, "end": 5171.599999999999, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 5171.599999999999, "end": 5174.099999999999, "text": " Give me a fucking level three."}, {"start": 5174.099999999999, "end": 5178.96, "text": " Actually, Zev needs to work on this. There's gotta be like ways you consistently"}, {"start": 5178.96, "end": 5184.8, "text": " can get level 3. Sure there's gotta be RNG into it, but this is fucking stupid. Fuck"}, {"start": 5184.8, "end": 5196.72, "text": " you, Chrono Fuck. Give me my potion. Ugh! And I don't want to right click and do enroll"}, {"start": 5196.72, "end": 5208.8, "text": " down into- thank you. Thank you, God. I appreciate it. Finally. Alright. So, what do I want"}, {"start": 5208.8, "end": 5211.8, "text": " to upgrade here to level 3."}, {"start": 5211.8, "end": 5218.8, "text": " So if I get this, permanently give the above item plus 1 multicast."}, {"start": 5218.8, "end": 5221.8, "text": " This goes level 3."}, {"start": 5221.8, "end": 5227.8, "text": " On trigger gain 2 random potions per unique debuff this has."}, {"start": 5227.8, "end": 5230.8, "text": " The book can give that potion."}, {"start": 5230.8, "end": 5232.8, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5232.8, "end": 5235.8, "text": " And we just lock that in."}, {"start": 5235.8, "end": 5237.8, "text": " That's busted!"}, {"start": 5237.8, "end": 5266.56, "text": " You better not be lying, or I'll fucking find you."}, {"start": 5266.56, "end": 5267.56, "text": " Are you buying pots?"}, {"start": 5267.56, "end": 5284.04, "text": " It's not a psychopath."}, {"start": 5284.04, "end": 5291.04, "text": " would refer to me as an alcoholic."}, {"start": 5314.04, "end": 5326.88, "text": " I like how I still haven't used my potion of appearance."}, {"start": 5326.88, "end": 5328.32, "text": " I should have done this forever ago."}, {"start": 5328.32, "end": 5331.56, "text": " Fuck it, I'm just gonna potion appearance the gobby."}, {"start": 5331.56, "end": 5343.88, "text": " Cause I'm just gobby spamming."}, {"start": 5343.88, "end": 5353.24, "text": " they're on sale too forgot the orb fuck the orb make another giga book no"}, {"start": 5353.24, "end": 5357.62, "text": " because I don't I would have to reduce it's good I guess I get the potions"}, {"start": 5357.62, "end": 5359.62, "text": " Just cd"}, {"start": 5384.16, "end": 5386.54, "text": " Alright well good enough"}, {"start": 5387.62, "end": 5392.62, "text": " One more roll, and one more, and there's just one more."}, {"start": 5392.62, "end": 5395.62, "text": " One more, and a moss."}, {"start": 5403.62, "end": 5405.62, "text": " Have a look."}, {"start": 5405.62, "end": 5407.62, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 5407.62, "end": 5409.62, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5409.62, "end": 5411.62, "text": " Huh!"}, {"start": 5411.62, "end": 5413.62, "text": " Finally!"}, {"start": 5417.62, "end": 5418.46, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5419.58, "end": 5422.46, "text": " Now I've got, I've doubled my luck."}, {"start": 5424.3, "end": 5427.48, "text": " Honest, I'm just gonna sell another goblet here."}, {"start": 5427.48, "end": 5428.84, "text": " Bang, bang, bang."}, {"start": 5430.62, "end": 5432.32, "text": " And fuck it, sell another one."}, {"start": 5432.32, "end": 5433.16, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 5434.74, "end": 5437.26, "text": " Fuck it, increase the odds of the goblet too."}, {"start": 5437.26, "end": 5438.099999999999, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 5443.38, "end": 5444.66, "text": " Don't sell those."}, {"start": 5444.66, "end": 5446.0599999999995, "text": " Kick rocks, I wanted it."}, {"start": 5447.62, "end": 5462.3, "text": " Alvin build hmm all right let's see if I get any 200 gold potions from this"}, {"start": 5462.3, "end": 5468.22, "text": " book start of combat permanently game plus three multicast and plus eight poison"}, {"start": 5468.22, "end": 5471.7, "text": " interesting"}, {"start": 5477.62, "end": 5480.62, "text": " I don't think- I got a hundred potions out of that."}, {"start": 5486.62, "end": 5488.62, "text": " Do you see what I see in here?"}, {"start": 5488.62, "end": 5491.62, "text": " It looks like it's fucking layered."}, {"start": 5491.62, "end": 5494.62, "text": " Or I can't even fucking organize this."}, {"start": 5495.62, "end": 5496.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5500.62, "end": 5503.62, "text": " Alright. Oh my god. I can't even grab it. There we go."}, {"start": 5503.62, "end": 5506.62, "text": " What do I want to make level three?"}, {"start": 5507.62, "end": 5516.12, "text": " Honestly, my lost fragments, because at level 3, permanently give the item above plus 1 multi-cast."}, {"start": 5516.12, "end": 5520.12, "text": " So we're gonna go here, and we're gonna go here."}, {"start": 5520.12, "end": 5524.12, "text": " And now, it's stupid."}, {"start": 5526.12, "end": 5527.12, "text": " Shield."}, {"start": 5529.12, "end": 5531.12, "text": " Shield will also be good."}, {"start": 5537.62, "end": 5539.099999999999, "text": " It's crazy. Wow."}, {"start": 5539.099999999999, "end": 5541.099999999999, "text": " Yeah, next round though, right?"}, {"start": 5541.9, "end": 5543.9, "text": " Should I even use these pots?"}, {"start": 5543.9, "end": 5546.14, "text": " You think it's psychotic if I save up here?"}, {"start": 5550.94, "end": 5556.34, "text": " Get another 200 gold potion and drop it here. If I lose, I will fucking freak out."}, {"start": 5559.62, "end": 5562.0199999999995, "text": " Okay, we got a mace build. I think I beat this."}, {"start": 5567.62, "end": 5575.7, "text": " Oh shit, I don't see any 200 gold potions in there."}, {"start": 5575.7, "end": 5579.46, "text": " Damn, did I just get that lucky?"}, {"start": 5579.46, "end": 5582.46, "text": " Okay, uh..."}, {"start": 5582.46, "end": 5584.46, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 5584.46, "end": 5589.0599999999995, "text": " This is difficult to navigate, I'll be honest here."}, {"start": 5589.06, "end": 5592.9400000000005, "text": " Whoa, like I'm hitting control to try and organize but"}, {"start": 5597.580000000001, "end": 5602.580000000001, "text": " Gain a level okay, I right-click that give an item plus three shock"}, {"start": 5607.26, "end": 5610.240000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm just gonna throw on that book more shock"}, {"start": 5612.620000000001, "end": 5614.620000000001, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 5614.62, "end": 5618.82, "text": " I don't know what I was right clicked minus 0.2 cd"}, {"start": 5630.34, "end": 5632.34, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 5644.62, "end": 5653.099999999999, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5653.099999999999, "end": 5655.46, "text": " Give an item the dark tag."}, {"start": 5655.46, "end": 5665.5, "text": " Go there, sure."}, {"start": 5665.5, "end": 5667.58, "text": " This is actually like fucking infuriating."}, {"start": 5667.58, "end": 5672.54, "text": " I need to get this- that's already crit maxed out."}, {"start": 5672.54, "end": 5673.74, "text": " It has plus 9 multi-casts."}, {"start": 5673.74, "end": 5675.74, "text": " Yeah, it's already damaged, Cap."}, {"start": 5682.179999999999, "end": 5683.679999999999, "text": " Dude, I've sort- what do you want?"}, {"start": 5683.679999999999, "end": 5685.679999999999, "text": " I can only organize potions."}, {"start": 5685.679999999999, "end": 5687.679999999999, "text": " Look, move potions?"}, {"start": 5687.679999999999, "end": 5691.679999999999, "text": " I guess it's actually- there's more room up top, you're fuckin' right."}, {"start": 5691.679999999999, "end": 5694.679999999999, "text": " I didn't think about there being more room."}, {"start": 5694.68, "end": 5710.34, "text": " plus eight gold max hp I mean reduce cooldown I actually cannot use the time"}, {"start": 5710.34, "end": 5715.68, "text": " tonic because I have nothing to reduce it won't it won't let me"}, {"start": 5715.9800000000005, "end": 5723.22, "text": " oh maybe I should roll for a tier three first maybe I find a potion in here I've"}, {"start": 5723.22, "end": 5724.820000000001, "text": " I've got luck now."}, {"start": 5724.820000000001, "end": 5725.66, "text": " It's maxed out."}, {"start": 5728.06, "end": 5729.820000000001, "text": " Do I have any guaranteed luck rolls?"}, {"start": 5729.820000000001, "end": 5730.66, "text": " Maybe I do."}, {"start": 5735.740000000001, "end": 5736.9800000000005, "text": " Gain XP."}, {"start": 5738.26, "end": 5739.9400000000005, "text": " Gain free re-rolls."}, {"start": 5745.14, "end": 5746.22, "text": " Gain XP."}, {"start": 5747.58, "end": 5749.38, "text": " I don't see luck anywhere."}, {"start": 5749.38, "end": 5750.46, "text": " Oh, I do."}, {"start": 5750.46, "end": 5752.42, "text": " Guaranteed luck rolls."}, {"start": 5752.42, "end": 5754.42, "text": " Roll? Roll?"}, {"start": 5765.42, "end": 5767.42, "text": " That sucks. No good luck rolls."}, {"start": 5771.42, "end": 5773.42, "text": " Only contains amulet."}, {"start": 5773.42, "end": 5775.42, "text": " And it's on sale."}, {"start": 5775.42, "end": 5776.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5776.42, "end": 5778.42, "text": " This has to go on the shield surely."}, {"start": 5778.42, "end": 5779.42, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 5779.42, "end": 5780.42, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5780.42, "end": 5785.04, "text": " Now I should start doing things. Use our Nine of a Transformant. It keeps its"}, {"start": 5785.04, "end": 5789.04, "text": " star level. Huh."}, {"start": 5800.8, "end": 5805.74, "text": " Wrong shield. You think I should have went on this one where it does 80% of"}, {"start": 5805.74, "end": 5818.0199999999995, "text": " debuffs? They're both fine. Hold on, here's the thing. So this simple curses currently"}, {"start": 5818.0199999999995, "end": 5825.9, "text": " has times 10 multicast. I don't think it can go any higher than that, can it? So maybe"}, {"start": 5825.900000000001, "end": 5831.860000000001, "text": " Maybe I should put the shield here."}, {"start": 5831.860000000001, "end": 5845.9400000000005, "text": " And start ramping this."}, {"start": 5845.9400000000005, "end": 5849.700000000001, "text": " For now."}, {"start": 5849.700000000001, "end": 5851.18, "text": " Also swap the fragments."}, {"start": 5851.18, "end": 5854.18, "text": " Yeah, you're right. I should start ramping both of them."}, {"start": 5856.18, "end": 5858.18, "text": " Wait, I'm just gonna be capped out soon."}, {"start": 5859.18, "end": 5864.18, "text": " Oh my god. Use on an item to give it one multicast. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5869.18, "end": 5875.18, "text": " It doesn't really matter. Gain gold, crystal tag, storm tag, fuck it, storm, storm."}, {"start": 5875.18, "end": 5880.18, "text": " Fucking crystal, crystal, crystal, crystal, and just crystal'd up, whatever."}, {"start": 5881.18, "end": 5884.34, "text": " He's out of the shop to trade this for that item. I can save the hundred gold"}, {"start": 5888.62, "end": 5890.62, "text": " Max crit chance max crit"}, {"start": 5893.02, "end": 5900.06, "text": " Any crit on these things because they also attack give it the holy tag sure why the fuck not plus two poison"}, {"start": 5901.06, "end": 5903.06, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 5904.5, "end": 5906.5, "text": " Plus eight poison"}, {"start": 5911.18, "end": 5923.360000000001, "text": " K85% crit chance, gain max HP, max HP, plus 1 healing, the witch tag, witch witch, witch"}, {"start": 5923.360000000001, "end": 5933.66, "text": " witch witch, I actually cannot use these time tonics, give it the moon tag, okay I'm mooned"}, {"start": 5933.66, "end": 5948.78, "text": " up plus 8 damage sure. Buy an item and use them. Could do that. Use on an item to transform"}, {"start": 5948.78, "end": 5959.58, "text": " it into a random item and it keeps its star level. Huh. We'll do that. Another gobby."}, {"start": 5959.58, "end": 5968.58, "text": " Yeah, I could just buy an item and just spam the CD reduction just to like, you know, proc my shield."}, {"start": 5968.58, "end": 5971.58, "text": " Right? Let me upgrade something."}, {"start": 5973.58, "end": 5975.58, "text": " I'll get a free item."}, {"start": 5976.58, "end": 5978.58, "text": " Then I'll upgrade that and then sell it."}, {"start": 5979.58, "end": 5980.58, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 5983.58, "end": 5984.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5986.58, "end": 5987.58, "text": " Buy this."}, {"start": 5989.58, "end": 6009.7, "text": " Okay, and then we're gonna throw, it doesn't matter this bow here, sure, excellent."}, {"start": 6009.7, "end": 6018.0599999999995, "text": " Throw my gobby up here, sell this, sell that."}, {"start": 6018.06, "end": 6022.14, "text": " Can use the other pot too."}, {"start": 6022.14, "end": 6025.06, "text": " Oh yeah, I could use this."}, {"start": 6025.06, "end": 6026.620000000001, "text": " Or this too, Morph Potions."}, {"start": 6026.620000000001, "end": 6027.620000000001, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 6027.620000000001, "end": 6028.620000000001, "text": " Okay, let me just get another one."}, {"start": 6028.620000000001, "end": 6029.620000000001, "text": " Ooh, candy!"}, {"start": 6029.62, "end": 6059.599999999999, "text": " God fucking dammit."}, {"start": 6059.6, "end": 6062.0, "text": " Use on an item to gain a copy of it."}, {"start": 6062.0, "end": 6063.200000000001, "text": " I don't think that's good."}, {"start": 6064.240000000001, "end": 6066.200000000001, "text": " It was nothing I'd buy."}, {"start": 6066.200000000001, "end": 6067.88, "text": " More time tonic trash."}, {"start": 6070.56, "end": 6071.400000000001, "text": " Ink pot?"}, {"start": 6071.400000000001, "end": 6072.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6072.4800000000005, "end": 6074.620000000001, "text": " No, I don't think ink pot is a thing."}, {"start": 6076.160000000001, "end": 6080.160000000001, "text": " We're going on here and I'm using this."}, {"start": 6081.160000000001, "end": 6083.200000000001, "text": " And then this again, and then that again,"}, {"start": 6083.200000000001, "end": 6084.92, "text": " and again, and again."}, {"start": 6087.120000000001, "end": 6089.200000000001, "text": " And then I'm selling it."}, {"start": 6089.2, "end": 6106.48, "text": " this back on. What a psychotic setup I have. 300 gold, by the way. I mean, I should just level."}, {"start": 6106.4800000000005, "end": 6116.8, "text": " Level twice."}, {"start": 6116.8, "end": 6117.8, "text": " Gorge is lucky roll."}, {"start": 6117.8, "end": 6121.52, "text": " I could also sell my goblets in lucky roll."}, {"start": 6121.52, "end": 6126.72, "text": " Once I have three 200 gold potions, I see two more."}, {"start": 6126.72, "end": 6128.72, "text": " Then what?"}, {"start": 6128.72, "end": 6141.56, "text": " Like, now- now what?"}, {"start": 6141.56, "end": 6142.56, "text": " I guess Dark Orb?"}, {"start": 6142.56, "end": 6145.76, "text": " Yeah, I have to get a Dark Orb, true."}, {"start": 6145.76, "end": 6150.0, "text": " Why did I sell that one?"}, {"start": 6150.0, "end": 6151.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6151.0, "end": 6155.8, "text": " Okay, if I were gold I'm gonna right click this, roll until lucky."}, {"start": 6155.8, "end": 6165.56, "text": " uh no dark orb"}, {"start": 6185.8, "end": 6192.8, "text": " The Eleven tag, whatever, sure."}, {"start": 6192.8, "end": 6194.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6194.8, "end": 6198.8, "text": " Roll till lucky."}, {"start": 6198.8, "end": 6202.8, "text": " Shop only contains 1 star items, trash."}, {"start": 6202.8, "end": 6206.8, "text": " Okay, more presents for me, plus 10 income."}, {"start": 6206.8, "end": 6211.8, "text": " Now just do potions, I don't feel like dealing with the other shit."}, {"start": 6215.8, "end": 6233.28, "text": " I will I have to go one round though 40 gold present geez"}, {"start": 6245.8, "end": 6265.8, "text": " I'm just fucking over. I'm just gonna throw shit on random things. I don't care enough"}, {"start": 6265.8, "end": 6267.8, "text": " any more"}, {"start": 6285.04, "end": 6295.400000000001, "text": " okay roll nice how much is the cost"}, {"start": 6295.400000000001, "end": 6302.52, "text": " upgrade or level? A lot. Leave shop. This guy has a curse shield. That's scary."}, {"start": 6305.000000000001, "end": 6308.4400000000005, "text": " He doesn't have a dark orb though, so I think I can win."}, {"start": 6310.68, "end": 6314.84, "text": " Plus four multicast, whatever. It's not a big deal. I think I'm fine."}, {"start": 6314.84, "end": 6325.12, "text": " Alright. 184 potions. We're gonna swap this up to there now."}, {"start": 6325.12, "end": 6333.52, "text": " Okay, let's do this again. This is honestly worse than backpack battles when it comes to organizing."}, {"start": 6333.52, "end": 6343.52, "text": " Alright. No level 3 potions. Damn, I can't believe I got two of them that last time."}, {"start": 6343.52, "end": 6351.280000000001, "text": " Well, I'm just gonna start right clicking at this point."}, {"start": 6351.280000000001, "end": 6355.200000000001, "text": " Considering all my shields and stuff are maxed out, is that crit?"}, {"start": 6355.200000000001, "end": 6368.8, "text": " 100%, basically 100, 100, 100, yep, done."}, {"start": 6368.8, "end": 6371.040000000001, "text": " Put it all on book, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 6371.04, "end": 6378.76, "text": " So you cannot attack more than 10 times per second, so everything is multi-capped."}, {"start": 6378.76, "end": 6395.28, "text": " Getting this thing more multi-cast is pointless."}, {"start": 6395.28, "end": 6397.92, "text": " The damage and debuff stacks still scale."}, {"start": 6397.92, "end": 6398.92, "text": " True."}, {"start": 6398.92, "end": 6399.92, "text": " True."}, {"start": 6399.92, "end": 6402.72, "text": " Well, yeah, okay, so debuff, you're right."}, {"start": 6402.72, "end": 6406.56, "text": " Debuff should absolutely be going on, like, I guess my wand?"}, {"start": 6406.56, "end": 6408.56, "text": " Actually, no, it doesn't matter because they're all attacking."}, {"start": 6408.56, "end": 6410.88, "text": " Like, my shield's still attack."}, {"start": 6410.88, "end": 6412.56, "text": " It doesn't matter what applies it."}, {"start": 6425.12, "end": 6427.28, "text": " Like, shields can do damage."}, {"start": 6427.28, "end": 6428.12, "text": " No matter."}, {"start": 6429.92, "end": 6436.0, "text": " Give an item plus one multi-cast."}, {"start": 6436.0, "end": 6438.92, "text": " Throw it there I guess."}, {"start": 6438.92, "end": 6445.92, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6445.92, "end": 6458.92, "text": " It's gained a charge, I don't know how."}, {"start": 6458.92, "end": 6471.18, "text": " Is everything dark yet? Not dark. I do need dark."}, {"start": 6471.18, "end": 6486.28, "text": " Okay, any one more dark and I have full dark. And then I couldn't get that one amulet or whatever."}, {"start": 6486.28, "end": 6504.16, "text": " Okay, the orb equals gg dark orb so dark orb at the start of battle triggers triggers triggers"}, {"start": 6504.16, "end": 6511.04, "text": " all of my dark items so and it's sort of combat it's in the first second that's what you need"}, {"start": 6516.28, "end": 6522.5599999999995, "text": " Cause yeah, I'm at the point of the game where it's like you can die instantly."}, {"start": 6522.5599999999995, "end": 6525.88, "text": " You'll just have absurd numbers."}, {"start": 6525.88, "end": 6527.4, "text": " Contains a mere lixir trash."}, {"start": 6527.4, "end": 6528.4, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 6528.4, "end": 6529.4, "text": " Goblet."}, {"start": 6529.4, "end": 6530.4, "text": " Goblet."}, {"start": 6530.4, "end": 6531.4, "text": " Goblet."}, {"start": 6531.4, "end": 6532.4, "text": " Goblet."}, {"start": 6532.4, "end": 6533.4, "text": " Goblet."}, {"start": 6533.400000000001, "end": 6558.320000000001, "text": " You can copy a dark orb."}, {"start": 6558.320000000001, "end": 6559.320000000001, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 6559.320000000001, "end": 6562.320000000001, "text": " I should be buying those."}, {"start": 6562.32, "end": 6565.5599999999995, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 6565.5599999999995, "end": 6570.679999999999, "text": " Didn't think about that."}, {"start": 6570.679999999999, "end": 6575.5199999999995, "text": " Hey, another goblet."}, {"start": 6575.5199999999995, "end": 6580.08, "text": " Still no Dark Orb."}, {"start": 6580.08, "end": 6587.5599999999995, "text": " Fucking Christ."}, {"start": 6587.56, "end": 6603.72, "text": " Give an item plus on multicast, I don't think that's worth."}, {"start": 6603.72, "end": 6609.72, "text": " Just give me a fucking dark orb, holy shit."}, {"start": 6609.72, "end": 6614.76, "text": " I'll take the another one of those."}, {"start": 6614.76, "end": 6621.76, "text": " I'm gonna roll till I'm lucky."}, {"start": 6621.76, "end": 6631.76, "text": " Eww."}, {"start": 6631.76, "end": 6634.76, "text": " How many CD reductions do I have?"}, {"start": 6634.76, "end": 6636.76, "text": " I should probably buy CD reductions."}, {"start": 6636.76, "end": 6637.76, "text": " How many of these do I have?"}, {"start": 6637.76, "end": 6643.76, "text": " 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14."}, {"start": 6643.76, "end": 6645.76, "text": " Fuck yeah, that's 2.8."}, {"start": 6645.76, "end": 6650.26, "text": " I think I have enough to shave all of the CDR off of a Dark Orb."}, {"start": 6650.26, "end": 6651.76, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 6651.76, "end": 6654.26, "text": " Actually, it doesn't matter. It doesn't need CDR."}, {"start": 6654.26, "end": 6656.26, "text": " Yeah, what do I give a fuck?"}, {"start": 6656.26, "end": 6658.26, "text": " It's the beginning of battle."}, {"start": 6663.76, "end": 6665.26, "text": " No Dark."}, {"start": 6673.76, "end": 6692.84, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 6692.84, "end": 6695.280000000001, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6695.280000000001, "end": 6696.76, "text": " Wish I could copy."}, {"start": 6696.76, "end": 6712.320000000001, "text": " All right, so here's the dealio Dark essence do I oh shit and there's a dark"}, {"start": 6712.320000000001, "end": 6718.4800000000005, "text": " essence okay well I don't know if I actually need it cuz I think everything's"}, {"start": 6718.4800000000005, "end": 6723.88, "text": " actually already darked up pretty hard I guess this one has 14 multicast so I"}, {"start": 6723.88, "end": 6730.56, "text": " should put dark on that. Let's put a dark orb here. Let's pink potion the fuck out of"}, {"start": 6730.56, "end": 6743.68, "text": " it. Everything's already above 10 multicast, except my shield, but I think I get it to"}, {"start": 6743.68, "end": 6756.360000000001, "text": " 10 without this lost fragment I think I could just take this out this only needs"}, {"start": 6756.360000000001, "end": 6761.740000000001, "text": " to proc a single time and it also procs at the very beginning cuz it's dark yeah"}, {"start": 6761.740000000001, "end": 6769.88, "text": " on trigger the other ones yeah I think I'm good more fat bitch just sell it"}, {"start": 6769.88, "end": 6771.88, "text": " Sells for the most"}, {"start": 6776.16, "end": 6778.4400000000005, "text": " No, no lost three stars"}, {"start": 6783.76, "end": 6788.76, "text": " Oh, it could have become it's fine"}, {"start": 6791.68, "end": 6796.14, "text": " It's okay, I'm not that upset ooh gain a copy excellent we'll take one of those"}, {"start": 6799.88, "end": 6802.82, "text": " Alright, there we go, another."}, {"start": 6802.82, "end": 6808.76, "text": " And then I can make it level 3 as well."}, {"start": 6808.76, "end": 6812.26, "text": " I have a potion to get that for free."}, {"start": 6812.26, "end": 6814.68, "text": " So plus 200 gold."}, {"start": 6814.68, "end": 6818.68, "text": " Excellent, let's roll again."}, {"start": 6818.68, "end": 6821.4400000000005, "text": " 17 gold to re-roll right now."}, {"start": 6821.4400000000005, "end": 6824.76, "text": " Not the best."}, {"start": 6824.76, "end": 6826.24, "text": " When I get this to 3, what happens?"}, {"start": 6826.24, "end": 6828.8, "text": " Trigger your dark items 4 times."}, {"start": 6828.8, "end": 6830.8, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6838.8, "end": 6840.8, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6854.8, "end": 6855.8, "text": " CD."}, {"start": 6855.8, "end": 6858.68, "text": " I mean, there's no- I guess I should just fucking throw it, why not?"}, {"start": 6858.68, "end": 6859.42, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 6860.26, "end": 6861.06, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6865.84, "end": 6868.320000000001, "text": " God, it's so expensive to fucking re-roll right now."}, {"start": 6870.02, "end": 6870.68, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 6872.84, "end": 6874.12, "text": " Should I re-roll?"}, {"start": 6874.64, "end": 6877.84, "text": " Or should I just go try and win really quick? Multi-cast the orb?"}, {"start": 6878.64, "end": 6880.72, "text": " But I want to get this shield to X-10."}, {"start": 6881.38, "end": 6882.14, "text": " First."}, {"start": 6885.8, "end": 6898.92, "text": " Little bit sketch, but I'm okay."}, {"start": 6898.92, "end": 6904.4400000000005, "text": " Alright now the shield's maxed out so we're going to swap it."}, {"start": 6904.4400000000005, "end": 6907.8, "text": " It's going to take a bit."}, {"start": 6907.8, "end": 6912.16, "text": " Alright bang bang, buy those, roll."}, {"start": 6912.16, "end": 6913.16, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 6913.16, "end": 6917.8, "text": " Excellent. Alright, level 2 Dark Orbs, buy that, buy that, don't need another."}, {"start": 6918.8, "end": 6921.28, "text": " Uh, let's put the potions here."}, {"start": 6923.36, "end": 6924.639999999999, "text": " Items down here."}, {"start": 6926.88, "end": 6927.5199999999995, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 6932.04, "end": 6932.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6933.24, "end": 6937.4, "text": " Uh, ooh, also level 3, uh, 200 Gold Potion. Love that for me."}, {"start": 6938.84, "end": 6942.5199999999995, "text": " Uh, what do I want to get level 3? Probably my Protector."}, {"start": 6943.16, "end": 6945.48, "text": " Just to like cleanse 80% of debuffs"}, {"start": 6951.24, "end": 6954.68, "text": " Am I crazy to think I don't even need this legendary wand anymore?"}, {"start": 6962.08, "end": 6964.42, "text": " The orb did nothing. Well, I guess"}, {"start": 6966.68, "end": 6970.4, "text": " No, I need the wand to potentially one-shot people in the opener"}, {"start": 6970.400000000001, "end": 6977.18, "text": " but I need to start scaling damage on it so I can actually just you know one massive hit in the first second I"}, {"start": 6978.080000000001, "end": 6980.320000000001, "text": " Don't know how to scale damage on the wand though"}, {"start": 6981.76, "end": 6984.120000000001, "text": " Or anything really she's to hit instantly"}, {"start": 6988.88, "end": 6995.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah level three would give it a no level three would make it scale tons of damage. You're right. I should level three it"}, {"start": 6995.4800000000005, "end": 7001.46, "text": " Um, gain XP."}, {"start": 7001.46, "end": 7007.34, "text": " I need to start using potions on my wand."}, {"start": 7007.34, "end": 7014.46, "text": " So now gains 15 damage when using a potion on this."}, {"start": 7014.46, "end": 7021.18, "text": " Fucking god."}, {"start": 7021.18, "end": 7029.72, "text": " Okay, now it hits for 1400, give it Shock, Frost Tag, Arcane, plus 8, give it Bleed,"}, {"start": 7029.72, "end": 7039.04, "text": " give it Burn, can't use those, give an item Multicast, Crystal Tag, give it Heal, 2 Rerolls,"}, {"start": 7039.04, "end": 7048.54, "text": " moon tag, gold, income, CDR, shock, re-rolls, re-rolls, poison. Definitely don't want to"}, {"start": 7048.54, "end": 7060.64, "text": " be using those. Dark, shock, armor, lots of poison, dam, shield, healing, poison, plus"}, {"start": 7060.64, "end": 7068.240000000001, "text": " Max HP, Gold, XP, Luck, Gold, Red."}, {"start": 7072.240000000001, "end": 7075.200000000001, "text": " Okay. Sell that."}, {"start": 7075.2, "end": 7086.639999999999, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 7086.639999999999, "end": 7088.08, "text": " CDR the orb?"}, {"start": 7088.08, "end": 7090.08, "text": " Well, it's sort of combat."}, {"start": 7090.08, "end": 7093.08, "text": " It doesn't actually have any triggering abilities."}, {"start": 7093.08, "end": 7094.679999999999, "text": " Uh, there you go."}, {"start": 7094.679999999999, "end": 7099.2, "text": " I've maxed it down to 1 second just cause."}, {"start": 7099.2, "end": 7100.2, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 7100.2, "end": 7106.16, "text": " I mean, fuck, now what?"}, {"start": 7106.16, "end": 7108.84, "text": " You need the neck for the orb 3."}, {"start": 7108.84, "end": 7112.5599999999995, "text": " Oh yeah, that would trigger on trigger, but what would I take out?"}, {"start": 7112.5599999999995, "end": 7120.84, "text": " I guess I would take out the multicaster, since I don't need this anymore."}, {"start": 7120.84, "end": 7127.84, "text": " as to trash the bad potions."}, {"start": 7132.12, "end": 7137.360000000001, "text": " I'll keep those I guess, I don't know."}, {"start": 7137.360000000001, "end": 7144.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, I guess the dark neck could be alright."}, {"start": 7144.360000000001, "end": 7156.6, "text": " I mean really all I want are 200 gold potions, level, hmm, cuz yeah when this gets level"}, {"start": 7156.6, "end": 7161.460000000001, "text": " three it says trigger all your dark items three times, except for your dark necklace."}, {"start": 7161.460000000001, "end": 7167.040000000001, "text": " Your dark necklace is like, triggers all of your dark, it's something weird."}, {"start": 7167.040000000001, "end": 7170.400000000001, "text": " Whoa that's a crazy weapon to fuck."}, {"start": 7170.400000000001, "end": 7176.400000000001, "text": " Oh, here we go. Dark necklace. On trigger, trigger your items, start of combat, items, effects."}, {"start": 7176.400000000001, "end": 7181.400000000001, "text": " On trigger, trigger your items, start of combat, effects, twice. See how crazy that could be?"}, {"start": 7181.400000000001, "end": 7183.400000000001, "text": " But what would I remove?"}, {"start": 7188.400000000001, "end": 7194.400000000001, "text": " This is... I guess I would remove the lost fragment, right? But I need to buff this."}, {"start": 7194.400000000001, "end": 7205.4800000000005, "text": " It's gonna take me two rounds because I need to give this multicast 10, right?"}, {"start": 7205.4800000000005, "end": 7212.040000000001, "text": " But I also need to give this multicast 10."}, {"start": 7212.040000000001, "end": 7214.52, "text": " I guess potions could do it."}, {"start": 7214.52, "end": 7219.88, "text": " Yeah, maybe I get some multicast potions over time."}, {"start": 7219.88, "end": 7234.88, "text": " time. Could be nice. Let's put this in. Let's go ahead and do that. Thingamajig. Do that."}, {"start": 7234.88, "end": 7242.400000000001, "text": " do it again we'll keep two extras that should be enough surely it's enough"}, {"start": 7242.400000000001, "end": 7244.400000000001, "text": " right"}, {"start": 7252.4800000000005, "end": 7254.4800000000005, "text": " ooh"}, {"start": 7261.4400000000005, "end": 7267.68, "text": " i think dark necklace is better your start of combat effects trigger and an extra time"}, {"start": 7267.68, "end": 7283.22, "text": " Oh, this goes up to six."}, {"start": 7283.22, "end": 7288.22, "text": " I think Darknecked goes up to four on Triggers."}, {"start": 7288.22, "end": 7291.58, "text": " It triggers instantly with the orb."}, {"start": 7291.58, "end": 7293.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7293.06, "end": 7295.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7295.42, "end": 7297.42, "text": " Nightclaw is much better. I don't think it is."}, {"start": 7299.1, "end": 7301.34, "text": " This doesn't have a tick. This actually has longevity."}, {"start": 7302.86, "end": 7303.86, "text": " I think Dark Necklace."}, {"start": 7305.9800000000005, "end": 7306.4800000000005, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 7309.0, "end": 7310.36, "text": " Oh my god, I almost just sold my shield."}, {"start": 7311.6, "end": 7312.1, "text": " Imagine that."}, {"start": 7312.88, "end": 7313.54, "text": " Sell this."}, {"start": 7321.0, "end": 7322.04, "text": " Let's do some CDR there."}, {"start": 7322.04, "end": 7346.64, "text": " Put this back on, keep rolling, goblet, goblet, open, there we go, dark necklace, 8 second"}, {"start": 7346.64, "end": 7355.52, "text": " I'm almost at a point where I really am kind of actually done."}, {"start": 7355.52, "end": 7362.160000000001, "text": " Getting there."}, {"start": 7362.160000000001, "end": 7369.0, "text": " Once everything is three star, which is only two things left, or three, whatever, everything's"}, {"start": 7369.0, "end": 7370.0, "text": " CDR reduced."}, {"start": 7370.0, "end": 7371.76, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 7371.76, "end": 7373.12, "text": " Give an item plus one multicast."}, {"start": 7373.12, "end": 7375.84, "text": " I'll need that for later."}, {"start": 7375.84, "end": 7380.34, "text": " Another dark neckie."}, {"start": 7380.34, "end": 7381.34, "text": " Another dark necklace."}, {"start": 7381.34, "end": 7382.34, "text": " This is on sale."}, {"start": 7382.34, "end": 7386.18, "text": " I need to use these more often."}, {"start": 7386.18, "end": 7392.38, "text": " So now I can get something to level 3."}, {"start": 7392.38, "end": 7395.06, "text": " What should I put to level 3?"}, {"start": 7395.06, "end": 7396.06, "text": " Probably the shield."}, {"start": 7396.06, "end": 7397.78, "text": " Yeah, for the debuff cleanse so I can live."}, {"start": 7397.78, "end": 7402.34, "text": " Alright, shields level 3."}, {"start": 7402.34, "end": 7403.34, "text": " That's level 2."}, {"start": 7403.34, "end": 7406.4800000000005, "text": " Now I just need to bang bang."}, {"start": 7406.4800000000005, "end": 7414.400000000001, "text": " There's a lot of dark orbs."}, {"start": 7414.400000000001, "end": 7417.16, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 7417.16, "end": 7420.2, "text": " You need the orb for the neck, man."}, {"start": 7420.2, "end": 7424.16, "text": " Oh, it is really important that I get that."}, {"start": 7424.16, "end": 7427.16, "text": " Well, let me just roll another one real quick, TBH."}, {"start": 7454.16, "end": 7479.44, "text": " I'm not fucking damn."}, {"start": 7479.4400000000005, "end": 7493.02, "text": " the neck. Why? The neck is maxed out. The only way I can get it to three is with the potion."}, {"start": 7493.02, "end": 7498.8, "text": " I guess a lot of people, they always get confused. They think you can level it to three just by"}, {"start": 7498.8, "end": 7502.8, "text": " combining twos together. No, it didn't work that way."}, {"start": 7532.8, "end": 7541.68, "text": " Should I sell my goblets?"}, {"start": 7541.68, "end": 7547.16, "text": " I don't even know how many I have in here."}, {"start": 7547.16, "end": 7552.24, "text": " Like I could sell them and level like a thousand times."}, {"start": 7552.24, "end": 7559.360000000001, "text": " Sell the expensive ones, it doesn't matter which ones I sell, it's the same value regardless."}, {"start": 7589.360000000001, "end": 7618.240000000001, "text": " I'm still going, Jesus fuck."}, {"start": 7618.24, "end": 7619.24, "text": " I just want to..."}, {"start": 7623.12, "end": 7625.12, "text": " Let's say damage is nice, put that there."}, {"start": 7627.98, "end": 7630.48, "text": " I think these are actually worth it to go on the wand."}, {"start": 7631.38, "end": 7633.38, "text": " Alright, I'm fucking over it. Here we go."}, {"start": 7636.48, "end": 7637.98, "text": " Mmm, they're dead."}, {"start": 7639.92, "end": 7641.42, "text": " Yeah, they're fucking dead."}, {"start": 7644.86, "end": 7647.86, "text": " Alright, how much multi-cast? The Dark Orb is now done."}, {"start": 7648.24, "end": 7650.24, "text": " That's multicasted to 14."}, {"start": 7651.74, "end": 7653.74, "text": " Uh, the question is..."}, {"start": 7654.74, "end": 7657.74, "text": " Okay, let's see how much multicast I actually gained here. Hold on."}, {"start": 7661.04, "end": 7662.54, "text": " All right, potions here."}, {"start": 7669.34, "end": 7672.94, "text": " Oh, nice, I got a dark thingamajig. Let's dark orb that to level 3."}, {"start": 7673.639999999999, "end": 7677.54, "text": " Uh, let's bring this in. I don't need that anymore, and then we'll go ahead and drop."}, {"start": 7678.24, "end": 7680.639999999999, "text": " This on it, now that's level 3."}, {"start": 7681.639999999999, "end": 7684.84, "text": " The only downside is this does not have multicast."}, {"start": 7685.44, "end": 7687.84, "text": " I only have one multicast potion."}, {"start": 7688.54, "end": 7689.34, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 7689.34, "end": 7690.44, "text": " Oh, hey kitty cat."}, {"start": 7693.639999999999, "end": 7694.74, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 7695.639999999999, "end": 7698.94, "text": " But how I, I mean, I'd like to ramp it. I need to get it to 10."}, {"start": 7699.04, "end": 7701.74, "text": " I could sac one round."}, {"start": 7701.74, "end": 7704.74, "text": " I put this here, and I put this here."}, {"start": 7708.24, "end": 7720.719999999999, "text": " it doesn't matter why would it not matter to risky you think all right"}, {"start": 7720.72, "end": 7743.780000000001, "text": " Right well, a little bit of CDR, why not?"}, {"start": 7743.78, "end": 7745.78, "text": " It's already dark, right?"}, {"start": 7745.78, "end": 7747.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7761.78, "end": 7763.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7768.78, "end": 7770.78, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 7774.58, "end": 7779.139999999999, "text": " Lucky shops, what am I even looking for in the lucky shops? Really?"}, {"start": 7782.099999999999, "end": 7784.099999999999, "text": " It's gonna level"}, {"start": 7791.099999999999, "end": 7795.7, "text": " Fuck it, we're going all in selling all my goblets"}, {"start": 7803.78, "end": 7810.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7810.78, "end": 7823.219999999999, "text": " Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope."}, {"start": 7823.219999999999, "end": 7828.219999999999, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 7828.22, "end": 7839.1, "text": " Level 3 belts?"}, {"start": 7839.1, "end": 7849.3, "text": " Level 3 belts, actually, you're right, that's definitely a play."}, {"start": 7849.3, "end": 7861.3, "text": " I'm honestly just gonna farm the potion, so I don't know why I care."}, {"start": 7861.3, "end": 7863.3, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7863.3, "end": 7865.3, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 7865.3, "end": 7876.900000000001, "text": " I can't afford this stuff now."}, {"start": 7876.900000000001, "end": 7878.52, "text": " I think it's worth freezing this page."}, {"start": 7880.4400000000005, "end": 7881.740000000001, "text": " Alright, leave shop. Here we go."}, {"start": 7883.9400000000005, "end": 7885.120000000001, "text": " Ah, a man of culture."}, {"start": 7885.120000000001, "end": 7887.660000000001, "text": " A fellow witch user using this?"}, {"start": 7888.02, "end": 7890.02, "text": " With charges? Omega low?"}, {"start": 7890.240000000001, "end": 7892.080000000001, "text": " Zero level threes?"}, {"start": 7892.9400000000005, "end": 7896.200000000001, "text": " How are you even in the same fucking vicinity as me?"}, {"start": 7906.900000000001, "end": 7913.900000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7913.900000000001, "end": 7926.780000000001, "text": " I really am scared of these like morph potions, I feel like I'm going to fuck myself somehow."}, {"start": 7926.780000000001, "end": 7927.780000000001, "text": " Can I like..."}, {"start": 7927.780000000001, "end": 7933.500000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7933.500000000001, "end": 7935.780000000001, "text": " Morph your fragment."}, {"start": 7935.78, "end": 7938.9, "text": " How would I morphe it though? What would I potentially gain out of that?"}, {"start": 7944.0599999999995, "end": 7947.54, "text": " Like is there anything I'd trade? I guess a belt?"}, {"start": 7948.42, "end": 7950.62, "text": " You're right. Level 3 witch belt would be a play."}, {"start": 7957.5, "end": 7959.78, "text": " Eh, I gotta keep a shield. I don't need that many potions."}, {"start": 7962.139999999999, "end": 7963.099999999999, "text": " I don't think that's better."}, {"start": 7965.78, "end": 7971.38, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 7971.38, "end": 7975.679999999999, "text": " Moon Veil, permanently give your moon items plus 4 multicast."}, {"start": 7975.679999999999, "end": 7979.259999999999, "text": " Everything is moon here, but again, I'm already multicast it up."}, {"start": 7979.259999999999, "end": 7982.759999999999, "text": " Dark Necklace would enjoy it, but again, I'll just take the multicast pots when I"}, {"start": 7982.76, "end": 7984.76, "text": " Did I get him?"}, {"start": 7984.76, "end": 7986.76, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 7986.76, "end": 7988.76, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 8002.76, "end": 8004.76, "text": " Alright, three stages shit."}, {"start": 8004.76, "end": 8006.76, "text": " I'll just keep re-rolling it."}, {"start": 8006.76, "end": 8008.76, "text": " Wait, there's another one."}, {"start": 8008.76, "end": 8019.04, "text": " Okay, all right, these are gonna make it a three star."}, {"start": 8019.04, "end": 8021.72, "text": " I guess I can upgrade one of my witch belts, right?"}, {"start": 8021.72, "end": 8022.92, "text": " I should do that."}, {"start": 8022.92, "end": 8023.92, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 8023.92, "end": 8024.92, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 8024.92, "end": 8025.92, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8025.92, "end": 8027.92, "text": " Okay, items up here."}, {"start": 8027.92, "end": 8028.92, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8028.92, "end": 8029.92, "text": " Items down here."}, {"start": 8029.92, "end": 8030.92, "text": " Potions here."}, {"start": 8030.92, "end": 8031.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8031.92, "end": 8047.68, "text": " Okay, items up here. No. Items down here. Potions here. Okay, let's make sure CDR there. Put"}, {"start": 8047.68, "end": 8053.4800000000005, "text": " this back on. Let's make sure everything's going onto the wand. The wand gains base"}, {"start": 8053.4800000000005, "end": 8060.4800000000005, "text": " damage when I put potions on it."}, {"start": 8083.4800000000005, "end": 8090.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, uh, how many of these do I have?"}, {"start": 8090.4800000000005, "end": 8101.4800000000005, "text": " One, two, three, fourth it I guess."}, {"start": 8101.4800000000005, "end": 8103.4800000000005, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8103.4800000000005, "end": 8104.4800000000005, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8104.4800000000005, "end": 8117.120000000001, "text": " Just gonna roll till I- fuck, do I just level?"}, {"start": 8117.120000000001, "end": 8121.240000000001, "text": " Do I even care to level this thing up?"}, {"start": 8121.240000000001, "end": 8124.84, "text": " It contains eight goblets."}, {"start": 8124.84, "end": 8133.120000000001, "text": " Mmm, the problem is, my goblets aren't scaling until they're outside of the chest, you"}, {"start": 8133.12, "end": 8154.0199999999995, "text": " I'm saying maybe I'll get another chest here I don't think I care about having a"}, {"start": 8154.02, "end": 8156.900000000001, "text": " plain copy of anything either. I guess maybe."}, {"start": 8160.34, "end": 8161.22, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 8166.38, "end": 8166.900000000001, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 8168.26, "end": 8170.780000000001, "text": " Belts getting belts to level two."}, {"start": 8171.46, "end": 8173.700000000001, "text": " Maybe that would be a play. But I didn't do that."}, {"start": 8174.9400000000005, "end": 8176.660000000001, "text": " Wowzers. All right."}, {"start": 8179.26, "end": 8182.860000000001, "text": " Okay. Another belt go into level three here."}, {"start": 8184.02, "end": 8191.580000000001, "text": " Level 3 chest, what happens then?"}, {"start": 8191.580000000001, "end": 8198.26, "text": " Wins sold, gain 8 goblets, 40 gold and 40 income."}, {"start": 8198.26, "end": 8206.86, "text": " Nah, nah nah, we go belts, level 3."}, {"start": 8206.86, "end": 8232.78, "text": " At this point, I'm just gonna get so many Witch Belts to dump all of those there."}, {"start": 8232.78, "end": 8247.980000000001, "text": " Okay level 2 chest."}, {"start": 8247.98, "end": 8252.98, "text": " Now I sell this."}, {"start": 8252.98, "end": 8266.38, "text": " Ah, no, level 3 it."}, {"start": 8266.38, "end": 8267.859999999999, "text": " World first level 3 chest."}, {"start": 8267.859999999999, "end": 8268.859999999999, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 8268.859999999999, "end": 8269.859999999999, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 8269.859999999999, "end": 8271.539999999999, "text": " Uh, where's my shield?"}, {"start": 8271.539999999999, "end": 8273.26, "text": " Put that back on before I forget."}, {"start": 8273.26, "end": 8286.98, "text": " this. Items appear. At this point I don't want a lucky roll. I wish I could adjust it where"}, {"start": 8286.98, "end": 8292.62, "text": " I can right click and it will roll until I see certain items. But I can't do that, which"}, {"start": 8292.62, "end": 8297.42, "text": " is kind of cringe. And now I have odds of getting, you know, witches bullshit all the"}, {"start": 8297.42, "end": 8304.42, "text": " the time so I don't want to lucky. Look at this. I can't lucky roll this."}, {"start": 8311.78, "end": 8318.78, "text": " I'm skipping all these."}, {"start": 8327.42, "end": 8353.42, "text": " Okay, here's everything, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell,"}, {"start": 8353.42, "end": 8363.34, "text": " Let's take a thingamajig here."}, {"start": 8363.34, "end": 8369.5, "text": " Take that down and grab this another level 3 witch belt."}, {"start": 8369.5, "end": 8373.86, "text": " Okay, keep going."}, {"start": 8373.86, "end": 8376.14, "text": " Another witch belt."}, {"start": 8376.14, "end": 8379.78, "text": " Witch belt, witch belt, witch belt."}, {"start": 8379.78, "end": 8381.5, "text": " Bang, bang, bang."}, {"start": 8381.5, "end": 8387.1, "text": " Hello, bang bang bang bang. I don't need luck. We'll go with this though."}, {"start": 8387.1, "end": 8389.1, "text": " Control."}, {"start": 8396.1, "end": 8398.1, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8411.5, "end": 8431.38, "text": " Another level 3, which bell."}, {"start": 8431.38, "end": 8432.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8432.78, "end": 8434.18, "text": " 300 gold?"}, {"start": 8434.18, "end": 8439.54, "text": " Like, do I keep going?"}, {"start": 8439.54, "end": 8443.7, "text": " Hey this is really AIDS do I?"}, {"start": 8449.42, "end": 8454.02, "text": " This is kind of miserable to be honest with you."}, {"start": 8461.62, "end": 8465.740000000002, "text": " Go for the world record? I mean..."}, {"start": 8466.58, "end": 8468.86, "text": " There's not a lot that can be much better."}, {"start": 8468.86, "end": 8470.86, "text": " I don't know what would win."}, {"start": 8470.86, "end": 8475.1, "text": " The build I had yesterday where I had like insane crit chance in the first second."}, {"start": 8475.1, "end": 8478.619999999999, "text": " Assuming I had the Dark Orb, let's say I had the Cursed Orb with that build."}, {"start": 8478.619999999999, "end": 8480.619999999999, "text": " What would win? This build?"}, {"start": 8480.619999999999, "end": 8483.58, "text": " Or my other one shot with the Spear Sack? I don't know."}, {"start": 8486.9, "end": 8488.9, "text": " Infinite Shield clears?"}, {"start": 8491.86, "end": 8494.06, "text": " Maybe. I don't know what applies first."}, {"start": 8494.06, "end": 8499.56, "text": " So if both sides have a cursed orb, start of combat trigger your dark items, right?"}, {"start": 8499.56, "end": 8504.56, "text": " One side has a really massive hit that does insane damage."}, {"start": 8504.56, "end": 8508.56, "text": " And the other side has a really big shield that blocks a lot."}, {"start": 8508.56, "end": 8511.56, "text": " What goes off first?"}, {"start": 8511.56, "end": 8513.56, "text": " A shield, right?"}, {"start": 8513.56, "end": 8516.56, "text": " Same server tick, so it would block it?"}, {"start": 8524.06, "end": 8536.06, "text": " Dev is probably watching, just like, holy fuck, this guy's a fucking loser."}, {"start": 8536.06, "end": 8541.06, "text": " The game is not supposed to be played like this."}, {"start": 8541.06, "end": 8547.06, "text": " Alright, well I've got, like, as much money as I'm gonna get."}, {"start": 8547.06, "end": 8550.06, "text": " Here's what we'll do."}, {"start": 8550.06, "end": 8553.06, "text": " I don't have a re-roll item, never mind."}, {"start": 8553.06, "end": 8559.939999999999, "text": " put my shield back on okay potions up here"}, {"start": 8559.939999999999, "end": 8570.26, "text": " oh potions can go down here actually sell this 100 gold not quite enough to"}, {"start": 8570.26, "end": 8581.14, "text": " level yeah fuck it let's just sell the ball 160 gold let's level up all right"}, {"start": 8583.06, "end": 8588.699999999999, "text": " This person is playing void stinger 1.7 second CDR. Huh"}, {"start": 8589.779999999999, "end": 8595.26, "text": " Does he have a cursed orb? No, he doesn't he's playing a forge build. So this has one second CDR"}, {"start": 8596.06, "end": 8604.019999999999, "text": " 1.8 5 1.7 1.9 Anvil 4.8 trash level 13 trash"}, {"start": 8604.74, "end": 8606.74, "text": " This guy's dead"}, {"start": 8613.06, "end": 8619.539999999999, "text": " How exciting this is more aides than backpack battles I was I mean it really is oh"}, {"start": 8622.779999999999, "end": 8624.779999999999, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 8625.26, "end": 8628.22, "text": " Okay, potions up here weapons down there"}, {"start": 8628.9, "end": 8634.199999999999, "text": " Let's organize it and let's just spam right click. I just don't want to right click the wrong fucking potion"}, {"start": 8634.939999999999, "end": 8636.939999999999, "text": " That's one multi-cast"}, {"start": 8637.939999999999, "end": 8639.939999999999, "text": " Fuck I'm putting things on the wrong thing"}, {"start": 8643.06, "end": 8659.18, "text": " See, this is the po- Use on an item to transform it."}, {"start": 8659.18, "end": 8663.9, "text": " I think if I right click this, it will transform my wha- my wand."}, {"start": 8663.9, "end": 8666.66, "text": " My wind and I lose."}, {"start": 8666.66, "end": 8668.14, "text": " I don't know if it would work."}, {"start": 8668.14, "end": 8671.26, "text": " But the dev better not- You better fucking take that out."}, {"start": 8671.26, "end": 8673.58, "text": " You cannot right-click a morph potion."}, {"start": 8673.58, "end": 8677.02, "text": " That'd be awful."}, {"start": 8677.02, "end": 8678.02, "text": " You can't."}, {"start": 8678.02, "end": 8680.02, "text": " No, you have to drag."}, {"start": 8680.02, "end": 8681.02, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 8681.02, "end": 8682.02, "text": " I could test it."}, {"start": 8682.02, "end": 8683.02, "text": " Let's test it."}, {"start": 8683.02, "end": 8685.26, "text": " Give an item plus one heal."}, {"start": 8685.26, "end": 8688.26, "text": " So the last thing I put a potion on was this bow."}, {"start": 8688.26, "end": 8695.34, "text": " Oh, good job, Dev."}, {"start": 8695.34, "end": 8698.42, "text": " Dev probably fucked that up and changed himself and patched the next day."}, {"start": 8698.42, "end": 8700.460000000001, "text": " Okay, can I get my wand back?"}, {"start": 8700.460000000001, "end": 8706.820000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8706.820000000002, "end": 8715.02, "text": " Which means, we can probably just spam right click and call it a day."}, {"start": 8715.02, "end": 8717.26, "text": " That's not right clickable."}, {"start": 8717.26, "end": 8718.26, "text": " That's not right clickable."}, {"start": 8718.26, "end": 8720.26, "text": " Yeah, I'm good."}, {"start": 8720.26, "end": 8722.26, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8722.26, "end": 8725.500000000002, "text": " Zero risk."}, {"start": 8725.500000000002, "end": 8727.02, "text": " Let's level up."}, {"start": 8727.02, "end": 8734.02, "text": " Roll up, roll, one second CDR, and roll till lucky."}, {"start": 8734.02, "end": 8735.02, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 8735.02, "end": 8762.94, "text": " Plus one multicast, I need these because there, what are you rolling for?"}, {"start": 8762.94, "end": 8773.78, "text": " on dark necklace and level three potions to level up my witch belts."}, {"start": 8773.78, "end": 8777.66, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 8777.66, "end": 8782.58, "text": " Goblets and witch belts."}, {"start": 8782.58, "end": 8789.060000000001, "text": " I have extremely high odds of getting a witch belt as well, so skip rolling is a misplay."}, {"start": 8789.06, "end": 8799.56, "text": " See, there's that."}, {"start": 8799.56, "end": 8807.06, "text": " So then I take this, use that, you put a witch belt, sell that, sell that."}, {"start": 8807.06, "end": 8814.279999999999, "text": " Take a witch belt, put it on, level it to three, put the shield back on, organize."}, {"start": 8814.28, "end": 8821.28, "text": " which belt. Another one goblet."}, {"start": 8874.28, "end": 8877.400000000001, "text": " I'm acting up. Yeah, sorry, I'm getting very"}, {"start": 8877.400000000001, "end": 8880.28, "text": " autistic here. At some point, I'm just"}, {"start": 8880.28, "end": 8882.28, "text": " gonna have to run it down and see like"}, {"start": 8882.28, "end": 8886.800000000001, "text": " how long until I lose. Fuck it. Just"}, {"start": 8886.800000000001, "end": 8888.800000000001, "text": " spam level and then go. Spam level and"}, {"start": 8888.800000000001, "end": 8891.0, "text": " then go."}, {"start": 8893.400000000001, "end": 8897.04, "text": " Goodness gracious."}, {"start": 8897.04, "end": 8912.36, "text": " Now, I do have a lot of goblets up here, uh, I'm not sure how many, but a lot."}, {"start": 8912.36, "end": 8925.400000000001, "text": " Sell those too."}, {"start": 8925.4, "end": 8926.4, "text": " Don't forget to mirror the belts."}, {"start": 8926.4, "end": 8927.76, "text": " You could also mirror the belts."}, {"start": 8927.76, "end": 8943.199999999999, "text": " More potions, you're right."}, {"start": 8943.199999999999, "end": 8944.199999999999, "text": " Almost out of money."}, {"start": 8944.199999999999, "end": 8946.0, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8946.0, "end": 8947.0, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 8947.0, "end": 8951.0, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 8951.0, "end": 8955.32, "text": " I'm going against someone that knows culture."}, {"start": 8955.32, "end": 8960.6, "text": " playing simple curses just like me. They have level 2 items but they do have level"}, {"start": 8960.6, "end": 8967.279999999999, "text": " it's the same build except they don't have a dark necklace and they don't have as"}, {"start": 8967.279999999999, "end": 8975.56, "text": " many level 3s. Their shield currently blocks 4,100. Mine blocks 15,900. It's a"}, {"start": 8975.56, "end": 8989.06, "text": " little bit of a difference here. High level 64 and they're dead. Listen all this"}, {"start": 8989.06, "end": 8994.34, "text": " optimizing, you know, retard shit that I'm doing right now. I'm seeing the diff,"}, {"start": 8994.34, "end": 8997.18, "text": " all right? These people just don't have the patience. They don't have what it"}, {"start": 8997.18, "end": 9025.14, "text": " takes. Not like me. Oh, nice. All right, excellent. Let's get myself another witch"}, {"start": 9025.14, "end": 9027.14, "text": " Well, boom."}, {"start": 9049.72, "end": 9051.519999999999, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9051.519999999999, "end": 9053.519999999999, "text": " Mirror the chests."}, {"start": 9055.14, "end": 9057.14, "text": " Good call."}, {"start": 9071.58, "end": 9074.58, "text": " Plus one multicast, got X5 now."}, {"start": 9077.22, "end": 9079.22, "text": " I think I have dark across the board."}, {"start": 9081.859999999999, "end": 9083.859999999999, "text": " Yeah, skip all that."}, {"start": 9085.14, "end": 9095.58, "text": " How is the dev going to fix this game by the way?"}, {"start": 9095.58, "end": 9100.42, "text": " How do you make it to where dark is an- can you imagine playing this game without dark"}, {"start": 9100.42, "end": 9101.9, "text": " selected?"}, {"start": 9101.9, "end": 9108.619999999999, "text": " The fact that you can't play the game without it is a problem."}, {"start": 9108.619999999999, "end": 9109.619999999999, "text": " How do you fix that?"}, {"start": 9109.619999999999, "end": 9113.66, "text": " I don't even know what direction you would attempt to go."}, {"start": 9113.66, "end": 9117.039999999999, "text": " It's like the whole concept of start of battle, do this."}, {"start": 9117.039999999999, "end": 9120.74, "text": " It's just too overpowered when the game's ending in two seconds every time."}, {"start": 9120.74, "end": 9124.06, "text": " How do you fix that?"}, {"start": 9124.06, "end": 9125.06, "text": " Endless just doesn't matter."}, {"start": 9125.06, "end": 9126.06, "text": " Alright, well..."}, {"start": 9126.06, "end": 9139.74, "text": " It's been a hell of a lot more time at Endless than I do anywhere else."}, {"start": 9139.74, "end": 9141.74, "text": " Not my job."}, {"start": 9141.74, "end": 9157.52, "text": " probably got it huh what her babe"}, {"start": 9157.52, "end": 9160.36, "text": " probably got to get rid of these free"}, {"start": 9160.36, "end": 9164.04, "text": " re-rolls like this is kind of insane"}, {"start": 9178.28, "end": 9183.2, "text": " are y'all hot and bothered y'all want me to just go next"}, {"start": 9183.36, "end": 9189.0, "text": " this is bothersome for you my optimizing"}, {"start": 9190.36, "end": 9200.12, "text": " Ooh, wait, those are two one-stars."}, {"start": 9200.12, "end": 9202.12, "text": " One-star gobs."}, {"start": 9202.12, "end": 9204.12, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 9204.12, "end": 9206.12, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9206.12, "end": 9208.12, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 9208.12, "end": 9211.92, "text": " It's too lazy."}, {"start": 9211.92, "end": 9233.740000000002, "text": " You don't have to transform into a randomized with the same rarity, eh."}, {"start": 9233.74, "end": 9235.74, "text": " I'm rarity, eh."}, {"start": 9250.74, "end": 9252.74, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 9263.74, "end": 9283.42, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 9283.42, "end": 9285.66, "text": " Can I get some level 3 pots?"}, {"start": 9285.66, "end": 9288.66, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 9288.66, "end": 9289.66, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9289.66, "end": 9290.66, "text": " Double 1 star?"}, {"start": 9290.66, "end": 9291.66, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 9291.66, "end": 9292.66, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9292.66, "end": 9308.48, "text": " All right, sell, sell, sell, sell."}, {"start": 9308.48, "end": 9310.9, "text": " Let's put this in here, actually."}, {"start": 9310.9, "end": 9318.92, "text": " Drop all those, drop that, drop that, bang, re-roll it, I should have used my charge item"}, {"start": 9318.92, "end": 9319.92, "text": " on it."}, {"start": 9319.92, "end": 9321.92, "text": " Wait I can buy this!"}, {"start": 9324.68, "end": 9326.68, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9349.92, "end": 9367.12, "text": " Oh, I just transformed to a goblet."}, {"start": 9367.12, "end": 9373.2, "text": " Could have kept that."}, {"start": 9373.2, "end": 9375.0, "text": " Hold S when clicking the red chest."}, {"start": 9375.0, "end": 9390.86, "text": " I don't know if I want to do that because then it deletes it, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 9390.86, "end": 9393.94, "text": " It gives 25 gold?"}, {"start": 9393.94, "end": 9394.94, "text": " Does it?"}, {"start": 9394.94, "end": 9395.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9395.94, "end": 9404.06, "text": " I'll do that from now on."}, {"start": 9404.06, "end": 9407.06, "text": " Hold S and then right-click it, alright."}, {"start": 9409.06, "end": 9412.06, "text": " Sometimes, though, I can get items itself for 30, so..."}, {"start": 9413.06, "end": 9417.06, "text": " I don't know. Doesn't seem very optimal to me."}, {"start": 9426.06, "end": 9427.06, "text": " Just saying."}, {"start": 9430.06, "end": 9433.06, "text": " Yeah, holy shit, that actually speeds it up immensely."}, {"start": 9434.06, "end": 9451.82, "text": " All right. Well, I think I'm good. Uh, here we go. Can you spend less time in the battle?"}, {"start": 9451.82, "end": 9456.22, "text": " I like to shop more. I'll work on it. Let's see how quick this is. Another fight."}, {"start": 9456.22, "end": 9467.66, "text": " Why am I going against all these fucking losers I'll never lose to this"}, {"start": 9486.22, "end": 9489.22, "text": " Woo! Back to the shop!"}, {"start": 9500.22, "end": 9502.22, "text": " Close it again, how do I..."}, {"start": 9502.22, "end": 9504.22, "text": " How do I do that again? Hold shift, hold right..."}, {"start": 9504.22, "end": 9505.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9505.22, "end": 9508.22, "text": " Wait, no, no, I want to go back to the shop. Oh, no."}, {"start": 9510.22, "end": 9513.22, "text": " S. Right-click. Thank you. Too late. Fuck."}, {"start": 9514.22, "end": 9515.22, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9516.22, "end": 9534.22, "text": " I cannot believe I have one."}, {"start": 9534.22, "end": 9535.22, "text": " Where's my multi-cast?"}, {"start": 9535.22, "end": 9536.22, "text": " The multi-cast?"}, {"start": 9536.22, "end": 9537.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9537.22, "end": 9538.22, "text": " I need more of those."}, {"start": 9538.22, "end": 9539.22, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 9539.22, "end": 9540.22, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9540.22, "end": 9541.22, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 9541.22, "end": 9542.22, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 9542.22, "end": 9553.779999999999, "text": " It's a lot of level 3s I can get."}, {"start": 9553.779999999999, "end": 9554.779999999999, "text": " Enter the shop."}, {"start": 9554.779999999999, "end": 9558.26, "text": " Let's go ahead and start putting some witch belts."}, {"start": 9558.26, "end": 9566.3, "text": " Two star witch belt, two star witch belt, three star witch belt, three star witch belt,"}, {"start": 9566.3, "end": 9567.779999999999, "text": " three star witch belt."}, {"start": 9567.78, "end": 9579.34, "text": " put my shield back on dark or back on buy that get the 6x crit damage item over"}, {"start": 9579.34, "end": 9589.460000000001, "text": " the second shield cleansing is useless I feel like crits fucking useless too"}, {"start": 9589.460000000001, "end": 9595.52, "text": " thank god we're back home I was scared out there not being in my shop I do"}, {"start": 9595.52, "end": 9610.220000000001, "text": " feel at home here you don't one shot I don't I hit for 12,000 so in the first"}, {"start": 9610.220000000001, "end": 9614.66, "text": " second I hit for a hundred thousand I guess if I can create that would up into"}, {"start": 9614.66, "end": 9615.66, "text": " 600,000."}, {"start": 9624.66, "end": 9627.66, "text": " Yeah, maybe I'm at a point where it's like, these debuffs..."}, {"start": 9628.66, "end": 9633.66, "text": " If I went against another shield build and they had an arcane shield and they ramped up debuffs, I don't know."}, {"start": 9639.66, "end": 9640.66, "text": " I don't know, what's better here?"}, {"start": 9644.66, "end": 9651.02, "text": " replace the tome you think sack the tome no more pots that's a hundred pots a day"}, {"start": 9651.02, "end": 9655.02, "text": " I'd be losing but maybe you're right because I have so many witch belts it"}, {"start": 9655.02, "end": 9657.9, "text": " doesn't really matter"}, {"start": 9657.9, "end": 9659.9, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 9667.9, "end": 9669.9, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 9674.9, "end": 9676.9, "text": " Oh, damn it."}, {"start": 9687.9, "end": 9698.98, "text": " Okay. Open this. I need something with charges on it. Okay, fuck it, whatever. I'm just trying"}, {"start": 9698.98, "end": 9703.539999999999, "text": " to get rid of my CDR potions just because it buffs my shield, right? So I need to buff"}, {"start": 9703.539999999999, "end": 9716.5, "text": " something. So that, put that back on. Gain 20 gold. Put that there. One multi-cast."}, {"start": 9716.5, "end": 9719.3, "text": " That's at time seven, so that's almost done."}, {"start": 9720.3, "end": 9721.3, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 9722.9, "end": 9725.1, "text": " Well, now I gotta roll for some witch belts, huh?"}, {"start": 9725.3, "end": 9726.1, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9726.6, "end": 9727.7, "text": " Witch belts."}, {"start": 9728.4, "end": 9729.8, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 9730.2, "end": 9731.4, "text": " Level three pots."}, {"start": 9732.3, "end": 9733.3, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 9739.8, "end": 9741.4, "text": " Goblet's two, I guess."}, {"start": 9776.5, "end": 9791.08, "text": " Sounds like I'm playing Aim Labs."}, {"start": 9791.08, "end": 9794.1, "text": " Someone might point out that it's more effective to have the weapon in the middle of the right"}, {"start": 9794.1, "end": 9799.78, "text": " side because the way you're losing 0.1 second."}, {"start": 9799.78, "end": 9803.74, "text": " You think having the weapon here reduces the travel time to fly across, you think"}, {"start": 9803.74, "end": 9814.4, "text": " that'll make the diff? Is that actually a fucking thing? We're at that point now? It genuinely"}, {"start": 9814.4, "end": 9823.18, "text": " does. Shut the fuck up. Which autistic motherfucker googled up that shit? That's crazy. I thought"}, {"start": 9823.18, "end": 9824.18, "text": " But I was ridiculous."}, {"start": 9824.18, "end": 9835.26, "text": " I almost want to not do it to see if I lose to that, right, because that's the only way"}, {"start": 9835.26, "end": 9840.34, "text": " I lose now is someone having like the damn near same build."}, {"start": 9840.34, "end": 9843.300000000001, "text": " That tiny little advantage."}, {"start": 9843.300000000001, "end": 9851.5, "text": " Okay, level 3 witch belt coming at ya."}, {"start": 9851.5, "end": 9853.5, "text": " Hang?"}, {"start": 9853.5, "end": 9855.5, "text": " Hang?"}, {"start": 9881.5, "end": 9891.5, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9891.5, "end": 9900.98, "text": " Okay, another witch belt."}, {"start": 9900.98, "end": 9901.98, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 9901.98, "end": 9905.98, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 9905.98, "end": 9910.26, "text": " Where's my shield?"}, {"start": 9910.26, "end": 9915.66, "text": " My orb how much can you get selling all the goblets? You want to find out I?"}, {"start": 9919.66, "end": 9926.98, "text": " Just sold all my presents by the way whoops R to reroll store. Oh shit"}, {"start": 9926.98, "end": 9928.98, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 9938.98, "end": 9941.98, "text": " Damn, you just fucking up my gameplay immensely."}, {"start": 9943.98, "end": 9946.98, "text": " I do need to get something with charges on it though."}, {"start": 9946.98, "end": 9948.98, "text": " Ooh, I like that bitch."}, {"start": 9948.98, "end": 9962.3, "text": " Okay, I'm broke. Let's see if I can get like, uh, some of the charges again. Okay, we're"}, {"start": 9962.3, "end": 9974.1, "text": " gonna sell that. Fuck, I need like that legendary bow or whatever. Dammit."}, {"start": 9974.1, "end": 9991.54, "text": " Damn it. No charges, huh? Okay. Uh, sell, sell, sell."}, {"start": 9991.54, "end": 10001.54, "text": " Give me that fire bow."}, {"start": 10001.54, "end": 10002.54, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 10002.54, "end": 10003.54, "text": " This has charges on it."}, {"start": 10003.54, "end": 10004.54, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 10004.54, "end": 10009.54, "text": " Okay, so let's put this in and then put all those onto it."}, {"start": 10009.54, "end": 10012.54, "text": " Is that all I had?"}, {"start": 10012.54, "end": 10015.54, "text": " Alright, let's throw that onto it."}, {"start": 10015.54, "end": 10018.54, "text": " That, that, that."}, {"start": 10018.54, "end": 10019.54, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 10019.54, "end": 10029.54, "text": " Excellent. Let's put the witch belt in, drop all these on witch belts, excellent big fucking percentage now."}, {"start": 10032.54, "end": 10041.54, "text": " Okay, uh, should I keep rolling for chest?"}, {"start": 10046.54, "end": 10048.54, "text": " See if I get the chest to level 2."}, {"start": 10049.54, "end": 10056.54, "text": " Damn, everything here is tier 1. That's crazy."}, {"start": 10056.54, "end": 10059.54, "text": " Oh, I'm broke."}, {"start": 10065.54, "end": 10067.54, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10069.54, "end": 10072.54, "text": " Nice. You got tier 3."}, {"start": 10073.54, "end": 10076.54, "text": " But was that a tier 3 score?"}, {"start": 10076.54, "end": 10078.54, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10078.54, "end": 10080.54, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10085.54, "end": 10087.54, "text": " You had a tier 3 goblet."}, {"start": 10088.54, "end": 10090.54, "text": " I mean, I don't see... what are you talking about? That doesn't happen."}, {"start": 10090.54, "end": 10093.54, "text": " Yeah, I do have been a visual bug or something, because that doesn't happen."}, {"start": 10094.54, "end": 10095.54, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10097.54, "end": 10098.54, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 10108.54, "end": 10138.34, "text": " We'll sell this goblet, all right, ten minutes."}, {"start": 10138.34, "end": 10145.34, "text": " 10 minute shop. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10149.460000000001, "end": 10152.68, "text": " Look at your stream."}, {"start": 10152.68, "end": 10155.960000000001, "text": " What about it?"}, {"start": 10155.960000000001, "end": 10158.82, "text": " Who put that there?"}, {"start": 10158.82, "end": 10165.82, "text": " mod span that person"}, {"start": 10165.82, "end": 10191.94, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 10191.94, "end": 10207.060000000001, "text": " a level excellent sure about the other gobby whoops all right I think this"}, {"start": 10207.060000000001, "end": 10212.74, "text": " pretty oh let me sell that gives me some money bang by that a couple more"}, {"start": 10212.74, "end": 10218.34, "text": " re-rolls. A little more money. Last free re-roll. BANG."}, {"start": 10221.78, "end": 10225.86, "text": " Ooh, I need that. That's huge. Okay, five."}, {"start": 10230.26, "end": 10234.66, "text": " Ooh, I need that. Just use this. BANG. BANG."}, {"start": 10234.66, "end": 10242.539999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10242.539999999999, "end": 10245.82, "text": " Whoo!"}, {"start": 10245.82, "end": 10246.82, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 10246.82, "end": 10249.26, "text": " Oh, I'm a kitty cat."}, {"start": 10249.26, "end": 10253.34, "text": " Y'all think I'm gonna win?"}, {"start": 10253.34, "end": 10254.94, "text": " Change book with Critneck."}, {"start": 10254.94, "end": 10255.94, "text": " Fuck you, man."}, {"start": 10255.94, "end": 10256.94, "text": " I like my potions."}, {"start": 10256.94, "end": 10263.94, "text": " Let me see how many potions the book actually gives me here, because it might be over."}, {"start": 10263.94, "end": 10265.94, "text": " 56 potions is all it gave me"}, {"start": 10269.82, "end": 10271.82, "text": " Is it a dark item it is dark"}, {"start": 10280.92, "end": 10286.62, "text": " Well let's put the items up here potions no potions up here items down there organize it"}, {"start": 10293.94, "end": 10303.94, "text": " Not bad!"}, {"start": 10303.94, "end": 10311.94, "text": " 1400 gold, by the way."}, {"start": 10311.94, "end": 10313.94, "text": " Ooh! Witch belts!"}, {"start": 10316.82, "end": 10318.82, "text": " Oops, I'm out."}, {"start": 10325.300000000001, "end": 10327.300000000001, "text": " Oh, whoops, I rolled."}, {"start": 10330.82, "end": 10336.42, "text": " All right. All right. Y'all are some whiny bitches you need to get to fuck off my shit. All right."}, {"start": 10338.5, "end": 10341.140000000001, "text": " But I will speedrun here. Let's level a couple times."}, {"start": 10341.94, "end": 10344.58, "text": " All right, I'm out of gold. That's how that goes"}, {"start": 10348.02, "end": 10354.140000000001, "text": " I do want one item if I can get it let's sell that"}, {"start": 10356.560000000001, "end": 10358.560000000001, "text": " Okay, bang"}, {"start": 10358.62, "end": 10360.62, "text": " Prefer it to have charges"}, {"start": 10361.140000000001, "end": 10363.52, "text": " Doesn't that's okay. We're gonna throw that on"}, {"start": 10364.58, "end": 10368.300000000001, "text": " Get some CDR on it. Fuck. It's already done sell it"}, {"start": 10368.300000000001, "end": 10392.380000000001, "text": " Roll again. Buy this. Another item. Sure. Sell it. Put this back on. Okay. Let's hit"}, {"start": 10392.380000000001, "end": 10398.980000000001, "text": " You can see the are your belts true. I could just do that. Oh"}, {"start": 10403.7, "end": 10409.320000000002, "text": " Here we go this guy's got a curse shield I don't have that"}, {"start": 10417.660000000002, "end": 10419.660000000002, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 10419.66, "end": 10428.66, "text": " This is interesting. He has three curse shields."}, {"start": 10433.66, "end": 10438.66, "text": " This is a lot of potions. Winning this would be great for me."}, {"start": 10438.66, "end": 10453.5, "text": " The dampening's got to... I think I lose. Look at his shield compared to mine. I think"}, {"start": 10453.5, "end": 10454.5, "text": " It's GG."}, {"start": 10467.0, "end": 10469.0, "text": " Let's go ahead and speed it up a little bit."}, {"start": 10475.5, "end": 10478.5, "text": " Oh, I'm capped out at only getting a thousand potions."}, {"start": 10478.5, "end": 10480.5, "text": " I can't get more than that, it seems."}, {"start": 10483.5, "end": 10508.5, "text": " So car shield is overpowered. Interesting."}, {"start": 10508.5, "end": 10510.5, "text": " Well let's go ahead and do some stuff really quick."}, {"start": 10510.5, "end": 10525.98, "text": " All right, I'm doing a lot more damn now."}, {"start": 10525.98, "end": 10540.02, "text": " That's nice, I guess."}, {"start": 10540.02, "end": 10545.02, "text": " your goblets I can't I don't I have so many goblets I could I don't even know"}, {"start": 10545.02, "end": 10555.140000000001, "text": " how much it'd be if I sold them all I can't even sound it sucks yeah not much"}, {"start": 10555.140000000001, "end": 10562.78, "text": " true first time you decided to skip through optimizing true instantly lost"}, {"start": 10562.78, "end": 10568.02, "text": " fight the oak I don't know how much damage I'm gonna do we'll see"}, {"start": 10570.02, "end": 10587.84, "text": " I feel like I've done more before."}, {"start": 10587.84, "end": 10588.84, "text": " You had to crit that."}, {"start": 10588.84, "end": 10589.84, "text": " I know, I did."}, {"start": 10589.84, "end": 10590.84, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 10590.84, "end": 10592.74, "text": " That damage was way higher."}, {"start": 10592.74, "end": 10594.42, "text": " This was like a defense build."}, {"start": 10594.42, "end": 10599.98, "text": " I just got out defense'd by the optimal, most busted defense build."}, {"start": 10599.98, "end": 10602.98, "text": " I know what you can do."}, {"start": 10602.98, "end": 10604.98, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 10609.98, "end": 10611.98, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 10613.98, "end": 10617.98, "text": " Not even 150. Yeah, I'm a fucking loser."}, {"start": 10617.98, "end": 10620.98, "text": " Damn, I wish I could see how much I'd sell all that for."}, {"start": 10620.98, "end": 10622.98, "text": " Go again?"}, {"start": 10622.98, "end": 10624.98, "text": " Yeah, I can go again."}, {"start": 10624.98, "end": 10629.14, "text": " tradingly addicting, even though I've seen like what the end of the game is."}, {"start": 10630.9, "end": 10634.14, "text": " I don't really know if I care to go that far because that's the best build."}, {"start": 10634.66, "end": 10637.46, "text": " Is there anything better than the build I just fought against?"}, {"start": 10643.3, "end": 10644.18, "text": " If so, what is it?"}, {"start": 10648.699999999999, "end": 10652.66, "text": " Recharge, Icicle, maybe nothing beats a hundred trillion shield."}, {"start": 10653.3, "end": 10654.1, "text": " You'd think."}, {"start": 10659.06, "end": 10662.06, "text": " Freeze wand, freeze wand."}, {"start": 10667.3, "end": 10670.64, "text": " The common sword level three beats that."}, {"start": 10671.36, "end": 10675.7, "text": " OK, the common sword level three."}, {"start": 10676.66, "end": 10678.84, "text": " What fucking what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10678.84, "end": 10684.84, "text": " Oh, because common sword doesn't it like go through shield?"}, {"start": 10687.84, "end": 10693.84, "text": " You're right. It's a shield. It removes 80. I think it probably does percentage based at max level."}, {"start": 10697.84, "end": 10701.84, "text": " Poison bypasses shield. Yeah, but they have 80% poison removal."}, {"start": 10701.84, "end": 10704.84, "text": " And then you're just gonna get, I mean it's rock, paper, scissors, right?"}, {"start": 10704.84, "end": 10714.24, "text": " Okay, so anyway, I guess, imagine if I had the build I was literally just playing, but"}, {"start": 10714.24, "end": 10721.72, "text": " instead I took out the potion farming book for a max level, like common sword just to"}, {"start": 10721.72, "end": 10738.64, "text": " chip away armor exactly the witch belts are all the potions you need yeah that's"}, {"start": 10738.64, "end": 10745.359999999999, "text": " what I was thinking and I could have made it that's the way it'll be unbeatable"}, {"start": 10745.36, "end": 10755.800000000001, "text": " What would beat it?"}, {"start": 10755.800000000001, "end": 10758.0, "text": " The Critneck would it?"}, {"start": 10758.0, "end": 10763.04, "text": " The Critneck I don't think would."}, {"start": 10763.04, "end": 10768.76, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 10768.76, "end": 10769.76, "text": " Freeze plus one shot?"}, {"start": 10769.76, "end": 10770.76, "text": " There's no freeze in the game."}, {"start": 10770.76, "end": 10772.720000000001, "text": " You can't freeze people."}, {"start": 10772.720000000001, "end": 10775.08, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10775.08, "end": 10780.94, "text": " build is pretty strong they nerfed it yesterday but you can icicle freeze day"}, {"start": 10780.94, "end": 10795.58, "text": " nine event oh there is a freeze wand the frozen gift interesting what are these"}, {"start": 10795.58, "end": 10801.82, "text": " new perks I got start with five gold on day three eight and 11 most items will be"}, {"start": 10801.82, "end": 10829.42, "text": " on sale trash trash start let's just see what I get here multicast alright"}, {"start": 10829.42, "end": 10834.66, "text": " Throw a spear on oh man, it's gonna be weird being level one here"}, {"start": 10846.06, "end": 10848.06, "text": " How do I want to get things activated"}, {"start": 10849.62, "end": 10855.88, "text": " There's two which things right away. I could sell this open to 65. I cannot buy both"}, {"start": 10859.42, "end": 10861.42, "text": " Do I really go witch build again?"}, {"start": 10861.42, "end": 10863.42, "text": " It's so strong."}, {"start": 10864.42, "end": 10866.42, "text": " I feel like I can't play anything else."}, {"start": 10877.42, "end": 10880.42, "text": " Fuck the witch build. I'll just buy potion belts, they're too good."}, {"start": 10880.42, "end": 10882.42, "text": " But everything- I'm not g- no."}, {"start": 10882.42, "end": 10884.42, "text": " Buy roll? I think I just level."}, {"start": 10884.42, "end": 10886.42, "text": " I think I just level and leave shop."}, {"start": 10886.42, "end": 10887.42, "text": " I'm gonna lose but whatever."}, {"start": 10887.42, "end": 10889.42, "text": " I definitely lose to burn"}, {"start": 10891.62, "end": 10895.98, "text": " Okay, I can see it. I lose this that's fine"}, {"start": 10899.54, "end": 10901.54, "text": " We got an epic"}, {"start": 10902.9, "end": 10904.9, "text": " Topaz spear"}, {"start": 10907.3, "end": 10912.62, "text": " This could actually go pretty far do a forge build. I don't know a forge build is good"}, {"start": 10912.62, "end": 10919.5, "text": " Gold shield is big here too. Just for some income. Yeah. Alright, we take gold shield"}, {"start": 10923.5, "end": 10928.86, "text": " Just save up. Let's go. This guy's got double heals here, huh?"}, {"start": 10931.26, "end": 10939.1, "text": " Oh, and he's poisoning me? GG. Unless dampening just decimates this guy and I block all of it."}, {"start": 10942.62, "end": 10949.62, "text": " It was close, closer than I thought it'd be."}, {"start": 10957.62, "end": 10960.62, "text": " Healing is a play, just to get more money."}, {"start": 10960.62, "end": 10965.62, "text": " Bucket, double healing book."}, {"start": 10965.62, "end": 10968.62, "text": " Leave shop, let's fight."}, {"start": 10968.62, "end": 10970.62, "text": " When's your sponsor?"}, {"start": 10970.62, "end": 10973.18, "text": " Uh, in like, fucking two and a half hours."}, {"start": 10986.78, "end": 10989.58, "text": " So one more endless run. Exactly."}, {"start": 10991.660000000002, "end": 10995.26, "text": " Buff the weapon, free re-rolls or cloud vials."}, {"start": 10995.26, "end": 11002.66, "text": " And shielding buff weapon it's gotta be a in two free re-rolls and plus two each day that accumulate"}, {"start": 11004.460000000001, "end": 11006.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, let's do that"}, {"start": 11011.94, "end": 11013.94, "text": " Double up"}, {"start": 11019.26, "end": 11021.26, "text": " Okay, let's just go fight"}, {"start": 11021.26, "end": 11031.42, "text": " This guy's gonna ramp really hard. I'm so fucked here. I guess I kind of ramp healing, but I don't know if it's enough"}, {"start": 11032.62, "end": 11034.62, "text": " Because he's ramping damage"}, {"start": 11034.62, "end": 11041.62, "text": " Yeah, GG."}, {"start": 11050.62, "end": 11053.62, "text": " Okay, level the book up."}, {"start": 11053.62, "end": 11054.62, "text": " Mmmmm!"}, {"start": 11054.62, "end": 11057.62, "text": " Oh, there's a legendary Protector!"}, {"start": 11057.62, "end": 11059.62, "text": " Cleanse 20% of your debuffs."}, {"start": 11064.62, "end": 11075.660000000002, "text": " The war horn, imagine if I manage to bring this cooldown to 1 second and then I get the"}, {"start": 11075.660000000002, "end": 11082.86, "text": " crit thing."}, {"start": 11082.86, "end": 11085.140000000001, "text": " Shield build is definitely I think better though."}, {"start": 11085.140000000001, "end": 11087.1, "text": " This is worthless right now."}, {"start": 11087.1, "end": 11088.1, "text": " Never works."}, {"start": 11088.1, "end": 11090.380000000001, "text": " You have to get it at the end of the game when you're like done basically."}, {"start": 11090.380000000001, "end": 11094.58, "text": " You have a thousand gold."}, {"start": 11094.58, "end": 11096.58, "text": " Oh, I can't afford a hook."}, {"start": 11097.58, "end": 11099.58, "text": " And there's an anvil right there, too."}, {"start": 11105.58, "end": 11108.58, "text": " Let's freeze it. Let's try anvil. I've never done it before."}, {"start": 11120.58, "end": 11123.58, "text": " Damn, this guy's farming off me. He's getting multi-capped."}, {"start": 11124.58, "end": 11153.7, "text": " I feel like I have to upgrade my brass shield."}, {"start": 11153.7, "end": 11154.900000000001, "text": " Let's upgrade that."}, {"start": 11154.900000000001, "end": 11156.26, "text": " Give me some more money."}, {"start": 11156.26, "end": 11160.58, "text": " Buy the anvil, buy the hook, put this in, put that in."}, {"start": 11162.94, "end": 11163.78, "text": " I'm broke."}, {"start": 11164.740000000002, "end": 11167.880000000001, "text": " But here we go."}, {"start": 11170.820000000002, "end": 11172.78, "text": " Damn, this guy's got rune shields and shit."}, {"start": 11172.78, "end": 11175.58, "text": " Luckily, I have protector, which cleanses debuffs."}, {"start": 11183.7, "end": 11192.58, "text": " I have zero swords I just realized so the anvil's doing nothing"}, {"start": 11192.58, "end": 11204.060000000001, "text": " okay there goes my res this is not a good start this is horrible actually"}, {"start": 11204.06, "end": 11211.06, "text": " What does this do?"}, {"start": 11211.06, "end": 11215.14, "text": " Give an item below plus one bonus multicast."}, {"start": 11215.14, "end": 11216.14, "text": " On trigger."}, {"start": 11216.14, "end": 11217.14, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 11217.14, "end": 11244.34, "text": " Are there any swords in the game?"}, {"start": 11244.34, "end": 11245.3, "text": " I mean, really."}, {"start": 11249.62, "end": 11250.94, "text": " It's any in the game."}, {"start": 11252.02, "end": 11252.86, "text": " Here's one."}, {"start": 11252.86, "end": 11255.02, "text": " Light blade, holy fuck."}, {"start": 11255.02, "end": 11256.26, "text": " Great, that's one."}, {"start": 11257.98, "end": 11261.36, "text": " Let's drop, I guess a hook."}, {"start": 11264.1, "end": 11265.34, "text": " Dude, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 11266.9, "end": 11267.86, "text": " Sharp steel."}, {"start": 11270.1, "end": 11271.16, "text": " Where's the common sword"}, {"start": 11271.16, "end": 11273.06, "text": " that can actually break through armor?"}, {"start": 11274.34, "end": 11287.66, "text": " Okay, but I put another sword in, I don't think I can use hooks."}, {"start": 11287.66, "end": 11288.66, "text": " That's a dagger?"}, {"start": 11288.66, "end": 11289.66, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11289.66, "end": 11295.3, "text": " You're right, it is."}, {"start": 11295.3, "end": 11299.82, "text": " Here's a dark sword."}, {"start": 11299.82, "end": 11300.82, "text": " Two darkswords."}, {"start": 11300.82, "end": 11313.02, "text": " I feel like a f**k."}, {"start": 11313.02, "end": 11319.98, "text": " Yeah, I'm just dead here."}, {"start": 11319.98, "end": 11320.98, "text": " Just f**king end me."}, {"start": 11320.98, "end": 11323.9, "text": " Get me out of here."}, {"start": 11323.9, "end": 11327.9, "text": " Okay, let's try that again."}, {"start": 11327.9, "end": 11328.9, "text": " Ranked."}, {"start": 11328.9, "end": 11334.58, "text": " Same shit, apparently."}, {"start": 11334.58, "end": 11339.94, "text": " Uhhhh."}, {"start": 11339.94, "end": 11351.66, "text": " Guess we'll start with a Darksword."}, {"start": 11351.66, "end": 11354.42, "text": " I win this."}, {"start": 11354.42, "end": 11361.7, "text": " I mean, I should win this 1.3 second cool. Oh, maybe not"}, {"start": 11366.34, "end": 11368.34, "text": " No, I don't win this"}, {"start": 11371.3, "end": 11375.7, "text": " Get a level on me up here's a noble spear"}, {"start": 11384.42, "end": 11394.94, "text": " Warbinder trigger adjacent shields interesting that's the epic that I get huh love that for me"}, {"start": 11408.86, "end": 11410.86, "text": " Okay double dark sword"}, {"start": 11414.42, "end": 11431.66, "text": " Damn. Do I win this? I think I do. Yeah, I do. Excellent."}, {"start": 11431.66, "end": 11438.16, "text": " You get Witch Shield plus that staff, X2 plus 3, X Potion Book. Okay, this is a lot of words."}, {"start": 11438.16, "end": 11466.039999999999, "text": " too many. Can I get an anvil please. That gives me gold. I do like me some income. Navisblade"}, {"start": 11466.04, "end": 11470.6, "text": " here it is on trigger destroy 80% of enemy shield"}, {"start": 11473.080000000002, "end": 11475.0, "text": " i'm gonna rock it fuck it buy the sword"}, {"start": 11480.04, "end": 11481.400000000001, "text": " sure we'll upgrade that too"}, {"start": 11484.12, "end": 11487.160000000002, "text": " gain one random lesser potion per unique buff debuff that this has"}, {"start": 11488.04, "end": 11492.6, "text": " pretty unique bow permanently gain 2% crit chance icy spear"}, {"start": 11492.6, "end": 11495.480000000001, "text": " have you ever tried wizard 101 i don't know if it's something you'll ever try but it seems"}, {"start": 11495.48, "end": 11497.48, "text": " ends up your alley. Nope."}, {"start": 11497.48, "end": 11499.48, "text": " Ugh, am I not?"}, {"start": 11501.48, "end": 11503.48, "text": " We're gonna take this and sell it,"}, {"start": 11503.48, "end": 11506.48, "text": " and then save up, so I can level tomorrow."}, {"start": 11507.48, "end": 11509.48, "text": " Nice, this guy's just a farmer."}, {"start": 11509.48, "end": 11511.48, "text": " Free win."}, {"start": 11525.48, "end": 11527.48, "text": " Na na na na na na na na na na na na."}, {"start": 11535.06, "end": 11536.06, "text": " Buff weapon?"}, {"start": 11538.68, "end": 11539.18, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11544.6, "end": 11545.619999999999, "text": " But shoo."}, {"start": 11549.699999999999, "end": 11551.699999999999, "text": " The secure crit scale by 100%."}, {"start": 11551.7, "end": 11557.94, "text": " The only way to make crit scale above 100% is to have the horn."}, {"start": 11557.94, "end": 11562.34, "text": " Horn is a good item, but it needs a lot to activate."}, {"start": 11562.34, "end": 11568.380000000001, "text": " I kind of want to do a horn crit build, and I want to see how much damage I can do to"}, {"start": 11568.380000000001, "end": 11569.380000000001, "text": " the oak."}, {"start": 11569.380000000001, "end": 11573.26, "text": " Because that's going to be the highest optimal DPS."}, {"start": 11573.26, "end": 11583.6, "text": " Let's go throw that here because I think I'm going to take this novice blade to the"}, {"start": 11583.6, "end": 11584.6, "text": " end of the game maybe."}, {"start": 11584.6, "end": 11588.52, "text": " Oh another sword for me excellent."}, {"start": 11588.52, "end": 11596.0, "text": " Need my anvil please, should level."}, {"start": 11596.0, "end": 11605.92, "text": " I gobbled throat there all right leave shop scope Wow this guy's got a lot of weapons here"}, {"start": 11605.92, "end": 11617.28, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11617.28, "end": 11623.28, "text": " More weapons than me."}, {"start": 11623.28, "end": 11628.6, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11628.6, "end": 11635.68, "text": " Okay, another sword?"}, {"start": 11635.68, "end": 11638.18, "text": " Noice. Crystal spear."}, {"start": 11638.18, "end": 11640.18, "text": " Bleed could go pretty hard."}, {"start": 11641.68, "end": 11644.68, "text": " We'll take a crystal spear."}, {"start": 11644.68, "end": 11647.18, "text": " Here's the legendary Warhorn, by the way."}, {"start": 11650.18, "end": 11655.68, "text": " So, on trigger, give adjacent items bonus damage equal to their crit chance, right?"}, {"start": 11655.68, "end": 11657.68, "text": " This is an insane item."}, {"start": 11659.18, "end": 11661.68, "text": " This is gonna give me the highest DPS on the oak."}, {"start": 11661.68, "end": 11663.18, "text": " This needs to be on my board."}, {"start": 11663.18, "end": 11665.18, "text": " This and the critical necklace."}, {"start": 11665.68, "end": 11672.48, "text": " The issue with it is it's 10 second cooldown so you need to start lowering it early, which I can't I"}, {"start": 11675.52, "end": 11681.12, "text": " Hate the war horn sound it does sound like a fart and I'm not sure how it's gonna sound if I do manage to get it"}, {"start": 11681.12, "end": 11684.16, "text": " To one second CDR. It's gonna sound extra dumb"}, {"start": 11693.18, "end": 11695.18, "text": " Or give it dark yeah"}, {"start": 11695.68, "end": 11699.82, "text": " I mean, you gotta get dark and then you get the, you know, start a combat ship, Proxigan."}, {"start": 11700.6, "end": 11701.7, "text": " Or Dark Items trigger."}, {"start": 11702.24, "end": 11702.94, "text": " Discover an epic."}, {"start": 11703.08, "end": 11704.08, "text": " Upgrade an item."}, {"start": 11706.48, "end": 11707.14, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 11707.68, "end": 11709.6, "text": " I can't upgrade the horn, I don't have the horn."}, {"start": 11711.44, "end": 11713.0, "text": " I guess I upgrade my Twilight's Edge."}, {"start": 11713.68, "end": 11715.0, "text": " Or my Novice Blade."}, {"start": 11715.84, "end": 11716.800000000001, "text": " Upgrade item."}, {"start": 11719.32, "end": 11720.0, "text": " To a two star."}, {"start": 11720.52, "end": 11721.56, "text": " Alright, we'll take my common."}, {"start": 11721.960000000001, "end": 11723.58, "text": " Now it destroys 40% of their shield."}, {"start": 11723.7, "end": 11724.52, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 11724.52, "end": 11731.16, "text": " If we buy a war horn, we put it right here."}, {"start": 11731.16, "end": 11732.16, "text": " Like that."}, {"start": 11732.16, "end": 11735.36, "text": " Now it's going to give crit to all of my weapons."}, {"start": 11735.36, "end": 11739.720000000001, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 11739.720000000001, "end": 11743.08, "text": " Now a dream catcher would be really good because the dream catcher can start chipping"}, {"start": 11743.08, "end": 11746.04, "text": " away at its CDR."}, {"start": 11746.04, "end": 11753.04, "text": " I should level."}, {"start": 11753.04, "end": 11758.04, "text": " Shiznit."}, {"start": 11758.04, "end": 11759.04, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11759.04, "end": 11763.04, "text": " It gives zero crit."}, {"start": 11763.04, "end": 11765.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11765.04, "end": 11767.04, "text": " First you need crit on weapons."}, {"start": 11767.04, "end": 11770.04, "text": " Yeah, I'm sure you're right."}, {"start": 11770.04, "end": 11772.04, "text": " I should get that."}, {"start": 11772.04, "end": 11776.2, "text": " but ideally I get weapons that just scale critical chance."}, {"start": 11776.2, "end": 11778.560000000001, "text": " Or I get potions so I can ramp even higher."}, {"start": 11779.900000000001, "end": 11782.18, "text": " Maybe frost weapons."}, {"start": 11782.18, "end": 11784.880000000001, "text": " Frost weapons tend to scale insane crit chance."}, {"start": 11786.320000000002, "end": 11788.160000000002, "text": " So maybe I should pivot."}, {"start": 11788.160000000002, "end": 11789.0, "text": " I do need this."}, {"start": 11789.0, "end": 11789.960000000001, "text": " This is for armor chipping."}, {"start": 11789.960000000001, "end": 11791.960000000001, "text": " The other two, I don't care about these weapons."}, {"start": 11791.960000000001, "end": 11792.800000000001, "text": " I really don't."}, {"start": 11797.640000000001, "end": 11799.0, "text": " I have no money, let's go."}, {"start": 11802.04, "end": 11809.04, "text": " Unforged."}, {"start": 11809.04, "end": 11815.720000000001, "text": " Here's an ICX."}, {"start": 11815.720000000001, "end": 11817.560000000001, "text": " You need sword book."}, {"start": 11817.560000000001, "end": 11818.92, "text": " Sword book could be good."}, {"start": 11818.92, "end": 11822.6, "text": " Not sure what it gives, but here's a cutlass."}, {"start": 11822.6, "end": 11827.080000000002, "text": " When you gain gold during combat, permanently gain twice that much damage."}, {"start": 11827.08, "end": 11834.08, "text": " Could be good."}, {"start": 11834.08, "end": 11850.64, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11850.64, "end": 11853.76, "text": " Dragon orb has crit means it gets damage from horn."}, {"start": 11853.76, "end": 11855.76, "text": " I guess it gets damage from horn."}, {"start": 11855.76, "end": 11860.76, "text": " I'll take it, I guess. Fuck it. Buy a goblet just to farm."}, {"start": 11860.76, "end": 11879.960000000001, "text": " Oh, got him."}, {"start": 11879.960000000001, "end": 11883.16, "text": " Barely."}, {"start": 11883.16, "end": 11890.0, "text": " Restoring lives, I think, is pointless here, because you lose three lives when you lose,"}, {"start": 11890.0, "end": 11905.48, "text": " it doesn't matter legendary cobalt spear okay hold on hold on hold on drag"}, {"start": 11905.48, "end": 11912.04, "text": " spears to consume them permanently gaining their damage and their crit so"}, {"start": 11912.04, "end": 11919.36, "text": " now I could scale my crit which would be really good with my war horn right"}, {"start": 11920.0, "end": 11928.0, "text": " That's big. I think I take this and I sack this spear. I just lost a lot of bleed"}, {"start": 11928.0, "end": 11933.36, "text": " which kind of sucks. That was making me do more damage but it's not permanent"}, {"start": 11933.36, "end": 11945.36, "text": " though. What, the war horn? Sure. I definitely do want this spear book."}, {"start": 11945.36, "end": 11947.36, "text": " Okay, here's a spyglass."}, {"start": 11947.36, "end": 11948.36, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 11950.36, "end": 11952.36, "text": " Getting the spyglass going could be really good."}, {"start": 11952.36, "end": 11954.36, "text": " I think I do want that."}, {"start": 11954.36, "end": 11956.36, "text": " I think I buy this. I get an item."}, {"start": 11956.36, "end": 11958.36, "text": " We'll see what it is."}, {"start": 11958.36, "end": 11959.36, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11959.36, "end": 11961.36, "text": " It's the fucking spearbook."}, {"start": 11961.36, "end": 11962.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11963.36, "end": 11964.36, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 11964.36, "end": 11965.36, "text": " We take this out."}, {"start": 11967.36, "end": 11969.36, "text": " How do I want to go about this?"}, {"start": 11969.36, "end": 11980.92, "text": " I need to be making copies of this spear uh there was a witch belt I saw it but you"}, {"start": 11980.92, "end": 11989.720000000001, "text": " know gotta get this book first I really want this crit chance actually do I"}, {"start": 11989.72, "end": 11998.72, "text": " I'm trying to think of like an end game build."}, {"start": 11998.72, "end": 12000.92, "text": " What would I want on my screen?"}, {"start": 12000.92, "end": 12004.22, "text": " So I'm gonna need the Dark Orb."}, {"start": 12004.22, "end": 12006.56, "text": " Dark Orb has to be on."}, {"start": 12006.56, "end": 12010.88, "text": " There's no playing without it, so I can one tap instantly."}, {"start": 12010.88, "end": 12012.359999999999, "text": " And I'll need obviously a bunch of dark shit."}, {"start": 12012.359999999999, "end": 12014.279999999999, "text": " I'll need witch belts for potions."}, {"start": 12014.279999999999, "end": 12017.56, "text": " I have a war horn."}, {"start": 12017.56, "end": 12019.56, "text": " That leaves one square available."}, {"start": 12024.56, "end": 12025.56, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12025.56, "end": 12028.56, "text": " Warhornly dark essence? It will. I need dark across everything."}, {"start": 12028.56, "end": 12031.56, "text": " So I'm gonna need a f- I'm thinking end-end-end game."}, {"start": 12032.56, "end": 12034.56, "text": " I need an insane amount of witch bells."}, {"start": 12042.56, "end": 12044.56, "text": " And I need a crit necklace. Good call. Yeah."}, {"start": 12045.56, "end": 12046.56, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12047.56, "end": 12049.56, "text": " And goblets, yep."}, {"start": 12054.5, "end": 12057.18, "text": " I mean I could sell this for 95 gold right now."}, {"start": 12066.88, "end": 12071.699999999999, "text": " Hmm. I don't think spyglass is a thing. I don't think I can actually use that."}, {"start": 12071.7, "end": 12079.86, "text": " 15 I'm looking for a high damage spear I could just sack instantly that way I'm"}, {"start": 12079.86, "end": 12084.34, "text": " like gonna actually clobber this thing is spear currently has zero crit chance so"}, {"start": 12084.34, "end": 12094.060000000001, "text": " I don't need another novice blade damn sword technique on trigger give sword"}, {"start": 12094.060000000001, "end": 12098.5, "text": " below plus redamaged 5% crit chance permanently"}, {"start": 12101.7, "end": 12113.460000000001, "text": " Hmm. Oh, there's the crit-neck right there. Holy fuck."}, {"start": 12113.460000000001, "end": 12119.460000000001, "text": " Did I sell my goblet already? Fuck, man, these are tough decisions out here."}, {"start": 12131.7, "end": 12137.78, "text": " I think I take the twilight's edge out I don't see myself utilizing it"}, {"start": 12147.62, "end": 12152.94, "text": " Oof moon spears not that good"}, {"start": 12154.300000000001, "end": 12157.02, "text": " There it is noble spear. This is very good"}, {"start": 12157.02, "end": 12164.060000000001, "text": " Also ice spear on trigger permanently gain 2% crit chance. This could start farming crit."}, {"start": 12164.060000000001, "end": 12172.26, "text": " This could be sacked instantly for damage, so we sacked that. I think we take the icy spear"}, {"start": 12172.26, "end": 12180.460000000001, "text": " and I put that in instead just to start farming crit for my cobalt spear."}, {"start": 12187.78, "end": 12193.08, "text": " Okay, hopefully I'm strong enough to start winning. This is good. This guy's a dream catcher farmer"}, {"start": 12193.44, "end": 12196.04, "text": " He's trying to get CDR. However, I think I lose still"}, {"start": 12197.62, "end": 12201.66, "text": " Fuck yeah, I get owned by this fucking burn ex Jesus"}, {"start": 12203.460000000001, "end": 12205.460000000001, "text": " Not ideal"}, {"start": 12208.32, "end": 12211.460000000001, "text": " Make an item frosty and gain a frozen orb"}, {"start": 12213.140000000001, "end": 12215.140000000001, "text": " This is the bullshit"}, {"start": 12217.02, "end": 12233.460000000001, "text": " hmm you have whore that do zero pivot from horn you shut the fuck up I just"}, {"start": 12233.460000000001, "end": 12251.1, "text": " don't know what Frosty does. Take it and find out. It's just Frosty tag. That's it."}, {"start": 12263.460000000001, "end": 12273.220000000001, "text": " Frosty trigger on orb trip. Okay, so this goes here and then on trigger trigger your"}, {"start": 12273.220000000001, "end": 12288.94, "text": " other frosty items. I see. I think I take this sword out for now. That goes here. Now"}, {"start": 12288.94, "end": 12291.66, "text": " I'm gonna have 16% crit chance on this Spear."}, {"start": 12293.7, "end": 12295.5, "text": " Wish it was higher, TBH."}, {"start": 12295.5, "end": 12299.300000000001, "text": " But the Spear also gains twice their damage in crit."}, {"start": 12303.9, "end": 12305.62, "text": " I mean, plus 40, it's not bad."}, {"start": 12306.66, "end": 12308.1, "text": " Let's roll, see what I get."}, {"start": 12309.42, "end": 12310.26, "text": " No Spears."}, {"start": 12312.86, "end": 12313.7, "text": " No Spears."}, {"start": 12315.060000000001, "end": 12316.220000000001, "text": " No Spears again."}, {"start": 12316.220000000001, "end": 12320.260000000002, "text": " Where are my spears at?"}, {"start": 12320.260000000002, "end": 12323.580000000002, "text": " Oh, spear book."}, {"start": 12323.580000000002, "end": 12327.380000000001, "text": " Oh, that's a spear."}, {"start": 12327.380000000001, "end": 12331.660000000002, "text": " 18 damage, that's it."}, {"start": 12331.660000000002, "end": 12332.900000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12332.900000000001, "end": 12339.02, "text": " Dreamcatcher is also good to farm up, but..."}, {"start": 12339.02, "end": 12341.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, let's do this."}, {"start": 12341.380000000001, "end": 12346.86, "text": " I'm gonna start doing some CDR on my cobalt spear."}, {"start": 12346.86, "end": 12352.900000000001, "text": " Sell this, uh, sell that, let's level, I should have done that earlier."}, {"start": 12352.900000000001, "end": 12355.86, "text": " Okay, your build is cooked."}, {"start": 12355.86, "end": 12362.380000000001, "text": " I think I'm gonna own now."}, {"start": 12362.380000000001, "end": 12364.380000000001, "text": " I really think I'm going to start owning."}, {"start": 12371.980000000001, "end": 12372.980000000001, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 12374.380000000001, "end": 12375.380000000001, "text": " Okay, I thought I was."}, {"start": 12375.380000000001, "end": 12377.380000000001, "text": " Well, that was the last defeat I can have."}, {"start": 12380.380000000001, "end": 12382.380000000001, "text": " But maybe I'm going to be activated now?"}, {"start": 12382.380000000001, "end": 12383.380000000001, "text": " One can hope."}, {"start": 12383.380000000001, "end": 12392.380000000001, "text": " Pick a spear, just a sack. Enter shop."}, {"start": 12392.380000000001, "end": 12399.380000000001, "text": " Dude, dude, dude, dude."}, {"start": 12399.380000000001, "end": 12405.380000000001, "text": " Fuck it. We ball."}, {"start": 12405.380000000001, "end": 12408.380000000001, "text": " Mmmkay."}, {"start": 12408.380000000001, "end": 12411.380000000001, "text": " Fuck, I've got so many good things right now, holy shit."}, {"start": 12415.78, "end": 12416.78, "text": " Okay, that needs to go-"}, {"start": 12417.78, "end": 12418.78, "text": " Not what I meant to do."}, {"start": 12421.28, "end": 12422.28, "text": " Not what I meant to do."}, {"start": 12429.980000000001, "end": 12433.68, "text": " Well, I hit for 500 now, which is good. That's big damage."}, {"start": 12433.68, "end": 12442.68, "text": " Uh, I meant to put that spear to like start ramping so I can sack it later after it's ramped and gotten some crit chance, etc."}, {"start": 12442.68, "end": 12444.68, "text": " But I fucked it."}, {"start": 12454.68, "end": 12456.68, "text": " I need a spear to start making copies of."}, {"start": 12457.68, "end": 12462.68, "text": " Because I don't need more copies of a Cobalt spear. I can't sack Cobalt spears into Cobalt spears."}, {"start": 12462.68, "end": 12469.68, "text": " So maybe I should have just taken that moon spear."}, {"start": 12469.68, "end": 12477.12, "text": " Uh, Skybolt does pretty big high base damage."}, {"start": 12477.12, "end": 12488.04, "text": " Cost 40 though."}, {"start": 12488.04, "end": 12491.960000000001, "text": " If you only have any item types permanently gain plus 10 damage."}, {"start": 12491.960000000001, "end": 12496.960000000001, "text": " Okay. Artifact. Amulet Frosty. Ooh, too much Frosty."}, {"start": 12501.960000000001, "end": 12502.960000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12502.960000000001, "end": 12529.2, "text": " I guess I'll just get the spears to sell leave shop let's go screw it"}, {"start": 12529.2, "end": 12535.52, "text": " I'm dead. That might be game. Unless I just do insane damage that I don't know about."}, {"start": 12535.52, "end": 12546.880000000001, "text": " Fucking hit him! Why'd my spear not go off? Fuck. I swear I was right there. I was so close to"}, {"start": 12546.880000000001, "end": 12568.720000000001, "text": " activating man. Here's a sword technique. Okay, we'll take a sword book and I guess"}, {"start": 12568.720000000001, "end": 12570.720000000001, "text": " This is shitty axe."}, {"start": 12570.720000000001, "end": 12572.220000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 12572.220000000001, "end": 12574.720000000001, "text": " This lot grants plus 10 shield?"}, {"start": 12578.720000000001, "end": 12580.720000000001, "text": " If I can meet a sword."}, {"start": 12598.720000000001, "end": 12604.720000000001, "text": " Surely the game will give me a sword, right?"}, {"start": 12604.720000000001, "end": 12605.720000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12605.720000000001, "end": 12608.560000000001, "text": " Okay, here's Novice Blade."}, {"start": 12608.560000000001, "end": 12610.720000000001, "text": " I guess we'll take this."}, {"start": 12610.720000000001, "end": 12612.720000000001, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 12612.720000000001, "end": 12614.720000000001, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 12614.720000000001, "end": 12619.6, "text": " A lot of spears and daggers."}, {"start": 12619.6, "end": 12621.720000000001, "text": " Another axe, I guess?"}, {"start": 12621.720000000001, "end": 12623.720000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12623.720000000001, "end": 12625.720000000001, "text": " Fuck off."}, {"start": 12625.720000000001, "end": 12626.720000000001, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 12626.720000000001, "end": 12628.720000000001, "text": " All right, leave shop fight"}, {"start": 12630.740000000002, "end": 12635.6, "text": " Allergic to leveling yeah, well, I don't mind novice blades"}, {"start": 12648.920000000002, "end": 12651.560000000001, "text": " I kind of want to fill my whole screen first"}, {"start": 12656.720000000001, "end": 12658.960000000001, "text": " That's unbelievable."}, {"start": 12661.460000000001, "end": 12662.760000000002, "text": " Okay, fuck it, let's go."}, {"start": 12663.960000000001, "end": 12665.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's a free win."}, {"start": 12665.260000000002, "end": 12667.640000000001, "text": " I'm extremely strong right now,"}, {"start": 12667.640000000001, "end": 12671.04, "text": " especially with instantly getting perma ramp."}, {"start": 12671.04, "end": 12671.880000000001, "text": " Big stuff."}, {"start": 12671.880000000001, "end": 12689.000000000002, "text": " Weapon buff potion."}, {"start": 12689.000000000002, "end": 12692.640000000001, "text": " I think weapon buff or gain of value potion."}, {"start": 12692.640000000001, "end": 12695.68, "text": " Get a random weapon buff potion."}, {"start": 12695.68, "end": 12700.44, "text": " I mean I'm just a big fan of novice blade because it destroys shield."}, {"start": 12700.44, "end": 12712.12, "text": " It completely fucks a lot of people's builds."}, {"start": 12712.12, "end": 12713.62, "text": " Value potion to be crazy."}, {"start": 12713.62, "end": 12715.880000000001, "text": " Value equals 55 gold."}, {"start": 12715.880000000001, "end": 12716.880000000001, "text": " Pretty fucking good."}, {"start": 12716.880000000001, "end": 12724.880000000001, "text": " I'm going to take it."}, {"start": 12724.880000000001, "end": 12728.560000000001, "text": " 16 XP."}, {"start": 12728.560000000001, "end": 12729.800000000001, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 12729.800000000001, "end": 12731.140000000001, "text": " What's the transfer rate like?"}, {"start": 12731.140000000001, "end": 12734.000000000002, "text": " Is it 1 gold equals 1 XP?"}, {"start": 12734.000000000002, "end": 12739.62, "text": " I think it is."}, {"start": 12739.62, "end": 12740.62, "text": " Pretty good value."}, {"start": 12740.62, "end": 12741.62, "text": " We'll take that, sure."}, {"start": 12741.62, "end": 12748.660000000002, "text": " Control, big novice blade."}, {"start": 12748.660000000002, "end": 12752.140000000001, "text": " Another book."}, {"start": 12752.140000000001, "end": 12754.54, "text": " Should I use my value potion on this book?"}, {"start": 12754.54, "end": 12758.26, "text": " I guess I'll sell the dagger by the book, what am I saying?"}, {"start": 12758.26, "end": 12760.26, "text": " And we'll start buffing this one"}, {"start": 12761.18, "end": 12763.18, "text": " Or no, we'll buff that one. There we go"}, {"start": 12764.6, "end": 12766.6, "text": " Excellent leave shop fight"}, {"start": 12780.54, "end": 12782.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12782.54, "end": 12787.300000000001, "text": " I'm not a fan of this dark sword. I don't think it's gonna be I'm doing it"}, {"start": 12787.300000000001, "end": 12792.300000000001, "text": " I'm trying to do anvil and I'm pretty sure the only weapon and I may not even keep the novice blade to be honest by"}, {"start": 12792.300000000001, "end": 12797.2, "text": " Time I get to an anvil situation. Here we go sword upgrades love that for me"}, {"start": 12801.400000000001, "end": 12804.240000000002, "text": " Book upgrades excellent"}, {"start": 12809.44, "end": 12811.44, "text": " I'm gonna take this shield just uh"}, {"start": 12811.44, "end": 12814.76, "text": " Yeah, farm some money."}, {"start": 12814.76, "end": 12818.880000000001, "text": " I might even take this brass knife just to farm money."}, {"start": 12818.880000000001, "end": 12826.44, "text": " It pays for itself and then level and fight."}, {"start": 12826.44, "end": 12829.12, "text": " Put it in the shield spot."}, {"start": 12829.12, "end": 12839.560000000001, "text": " I should have, you're right."}, {"start": 12839.560000000001, "end": 12840.560000000001, "text": " Artillery shot."}, {"start": 12840.56, "end": 12853.4, "text": " time tonic minus 0.5 CD I think 0.5 CD is really good here yeah put that on my"}, {"start": 12853.4, "end": 12855.68, "text": " book"}, {"start": 12861.72, "end": 12867.0, "text": " okay upgrade the dagger make a little bit more money ooh dreamcatcher is big"}, {"start": 12867.0, "end": 12876.84, "text": " here reducing cooldown of shit is very nice I'll take a dream catcher let's move"}, {"start": 12876.84, "end": 12884.2, "text": " this up let's scooch all it over put that there put the shield here 2.5 CDR"}, {"start": 12884.2, "end": 12900.400000000001, "text": " Nice. Okay. Roll once a... I could sell the dark sword and get more money. Oh no, I'll"}, {"start": 12900.4, "end": 12919.0, "text": " be too gold off. Buck them, let's go. Ooh, we've got a hooker. Nice. 30 extra gold. Very"}, {"start": 12919.0, "end": 12920.88, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 12920.88, "end": 12922.44, "text": " Feather Novice Blade."}, {"start": 12922.44, "end": 12924.56, "text": " Arcane Shield, blah blah blah."}, {"start": 12924.56, "end": 12930.76, "text": " If I could buy that too, roll."}, {"start": 12930.76, "end": 12933.12, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12933.12, "end": 12943.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12943.08, "end": 12944.08, "text": " Should have."}, {"start": 12944.08, "end": 12945.96, "text": " Uh, it's 10 gold."}, {"start": 12946.960000000001, "end": 12948.960000000001, "text": " I think I sell this and I buy the book"}, {"start": 12951.960000000001, "end": 12955.960000000001, "text": " Wait, remove one second cooldown from the item below"}, {"start": 12955.960000000001, "end": 12959.960000000001, "text": " Time Pendant could be really good on this book actually, I just realized"}, {"start": 12960.960000000001, "end": 12963.960000000001, "text": " Kinda crazy, cause it actually goes above it"}, {"start": 12969.960000000001, "end": 12971.960000000001, "text": " Temporary, sure I understand it's temporary"}, {"start": 12971.960000000001, "end": 12974.960000000001, "text": " But it reduced the cooldown of sword techniques"}, {"start": 12975.960000000001, "end": 12982.76, "text": " which is a permanent buff so freeze that fight let's go then you can't dream"}, {"start": 12982.76, "end": 12987.68, "text": " catcher well I don't need to dream catcher the sword necessarily my dead"}, {"start": 12987.68, "end": 13000.2, "text": " hello shit my first L two lives is pointless give me the max HP"}, {"start": 13000.2, "end": 13010.2, "text": " Nobis Blade is currently 2 CD or 2 second CDR."}, {"start": 13010.2, "end": 13012.2, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 13020.2, "end": 13025.04, "text": " Nah fuck dependent as CBA it's level up scroll"}, {"start": 13025.04, "end": 13045.04, "text": " Big sales all right take that it's all free why not roll again excellent okay got my novice"}, {"start": 13045.04, "end": 13053.0, "text": " blade to level two high blade permanent whoa it's a sword sort of combat permanently reduced"}, {"start": 13053.0, "end": 13056.6, "text": " Quota by 0.2 seconds per moon item."}, {"start": 13056.6, "end": 13059.2, "text": " That is a very good sword."}, {"start": 13059.2, "end": 13061.8, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 13061.8, "end": 13064.6, "text": " Buy a goblet as well."}, {"start": 13064.6, "end": 13071.6, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13071.6, "end": 13074.4, "text": " What sword should I be leveling though?"}, {"start": 13074.4, "end": 13079.4, "text": " It's mid, it's too late, you think?"}, {"start": 13083.0, "end": 13101.68, "text": " You don't have any moon items. Yeah, but I'm just looking at the fact that it has multi-cast."}, {"start": 13101.68, "end": 13105.96, "text": " Like having one is super big with my plus six damage and crit chance. At least for now,"}, {"start": 13105.960000000001, "end": 13109.480000000001, "text": " I'll sell it later, but for now I feel like it's gonna give me some good wins, right?"}, {"start": 13119.28, "end": 13125.94, "text": " Like I'm still going for the Anvil. I've never done it before, so..."}, {"start": 13130.320000000002, "end": 13134.880000000001, "text": " Damn, this guy's got moon shit. Moon and storms? Okay."}, {"start": 13135.960000000001, "end": 13146.740000000002, "text": " I lose."}, {"start": 13146.740000000002, "end": 13148.34, "text": " Upgrade a two star item, okay?"}, {"start": 13148.34, "end": 13151.42, "text": " We're gonna upgrade that sword."}, {"start": 13151.42, "end": 13155.26, "text": " Where the fuck is my anvil?"}, {"start": 13155.26, "end": 13161.26, "text": " Shoulda leveled."}, {"start": 13161.26, "end": 13165.26, "text": " Other fucker."}, {"start": 13165.26, "end": 13169.26, "text": " Anvil's legendary."}, {"start": 13169.26, "end": 13173.26, "text": " Yeah, it is, isn't it?"}, {"start": 13181.26, "end": 13185.26, "text": " Sad."}, {"start": 13185.26, "end": 13191.74, "text": " So we're didn't upgrade it takes two days before it happens"}, {"start": 13192.380000000001, "end": 13196.06, "text": " All right. Well, I can lose three more times still. I think I beat this person"}, {"start": 13201.460000000001, "end": 13203.460000000001, "text": " Well, maybe not they're ramping hard"}, {"start": 13208.9, "end": 13212.62, "text": " They're ramping very hard that poison is fucking me God it was close to"}, {"start": 13215.26, "end": 13216.26, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13231.7, "end": 13234.26, "text": " Do I get a moonblade to get another multicast?"}, {"start": 13234.26, "end": 13237.26, "text": " It makes me way stronger, the fact that it attacks three times."}, {"start": 13237.26, "end": 13238.26, "text": " Uggh."}, {"start": 13238.26, "end": 13247.26, "text": " Ooh, Goblin upgrade, ooh."}, {"start": 13247.26, "end": 13250.26, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 13250.26, "end": 13251.26, "text": " And Bill."}, {"start": 13251.26, "end": 13260.06, "text": " Give the item above plus one multi-cast."}, {"start": 13260.06, "end": 13262.1, "text": " This is a good item to have, I guess."}, {"start": 13262.1, "end": 13263.9, "text": " Well, that's a sword."}, {"start": 13263.9, "end": 13271.9, "text": " When you apply a debuff, permanently gain 1 damage, or cutlass, when you gain gold during combat, permanently gain twice that much damage."}, {"start": 13288.9, "end": 13289.9, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13289.9, "end": 13291.9, "text": " These are actually 3 big options."}, {"start": 13291.9, "end": 13299.859999999999, "text": " cut this over the dagger well the dagger earns gold you have no debuffers the"}, {"start": 13299.859999999999, "end": 13310.94, "text": " voice singer itself is a debuffer I think I go arcane sword I swap out the"}, {"start": 13310.94, "end": 13314.34, "text": " brass knife I think I swap these just go there"}, {"start": 13314.34, "end": 13319.14, "text": " brass knife is good though I think brass knife here I think I sell the"}, {"start": 13319.14, "end": 13339.84, "text": " shield. There's the horn that will fucking never in its life ever proc. Let's use this"}, {"start": 13339.84, "end": 13348.48, "text": " on it let's get it let's take out the brass dagger I think I think something"}, {"start": 13348.48, "end": 13350.92, "text": " like that"}, {"start": 13354.880000000001, "end": 13359.52, "text": " yeah I'm I need to start reducing CD even though I'm probably gonna lose and"}, {"start": 13359.52, "end": 13366.48, "text": " he just has to start happening the moon is shit yeah but it's strong right now"}, {"start": 13366.48, "end": 13372.039999999999, "text": " Okay, maybe I swap and up selling the moon later. Give me a fucking anvil"}, {"start": 13377.4, "end": 13384.539999999999, "text": " Or some crate oh, hey, there's a cobalt spear well, ooh, there's a dark spear. Wow, we level up"}, {"start": 13386.439999999999, "end": 13388.439999999999, "text": " There's an anvil"}, {"start": 13396.48, "end": 13403.96, "text": " That put me to 44 gold. I guess I could sell a dream catcher."}, {"start": 13407.279999999999, "end": 13414.24, "text": " Sell the goblet, yeah. It's a lot of my income gone, but it is what it is."}, {"start": 13426.48, "end": 13428.48, "text": " Nah, it's cooked. Alright."}, {"start": 13428.48, "end": 13432.48, "text": " It's expensive. Oh, there's a sapphire neck, but I can't take that yet. It's a later angle."}, {"start": 13433.48, "end": 13434.48, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 13444.48, "end": 13446.48, "text": " Okay. I win."}, {"start": 13447.48, "end": 13453.48, "text": " Dog shit horn. It's shit right now, but I'm chipping away at it, uh, at its CDR."}, {"start": 13453.48, "end": 13458.88, "text": " Everything gains 15 damage or guaranteed 3 lucky rolls."}, {"start": 13458.88, "end": 13467.0, "text": " We'll take the lucky rolls."}, {"start": 13467.0, "end": 13476.56, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 13476.56, "end": 13477.68, "text": " I can't do that."}, {"start": 13477.68, "end": 13478.68, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13478.68, "end": 13479.68, "text": " Unfortunate."}, {"start": 13479.68, "end": 13480.68, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 13480.68, "end": 13481.68, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 13481.68, "end": 13502.56, "text": " I could get my book to level three."}, {"start": 13502.56, "end": 13505.36, "text": " I only need two more sword books and then bang."}, {"start": 13505.36, "end": 13511.84, "text": " For now we'll take this, uh these are all shit, take that to sell it."}, {"start": 13511.84, "end": 13514.86, "text": " Level 3 Anvil."}, {"start": 13514.86, "end": 13524.060000000001, "text": " On trigger, gain a random forge blade."}, {"start": 13524.060000000001, "end": 13530.32, "text": " That'd be kinda crazy."}, {"start": 13530.32, "end": 13533.560000000001, "text": " That's an insane money printer."}, {"start": 13533.56, "end": 13539.16, "text": " Dreamcatcher's cool permanently set item buffs cool down to one second. No, no, I don't think so."}, {"start": 13540.6, "end": 13543.9, "text": " I mean, I gotta freeze this and hope to get it tomorrow, right?"}, {"start": 13544.64, "end": 13547.98, "text": " Hopefully I make that much money and then I'm broke. I gotta be really strong."}, {"start": 13557.08, "end": 13559.08, "text": " Whoo close"}, {"start": 13563.56, "end": 13564.56, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 13565.16, "end": 13568.16, "text": " 198 gold and you're trolling me."}, {"start": 13570.46, "end": 13571.96, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 13572.26, "end": 13576.46, "text": " Sell the spirit, sell it for zero gold, because I bought it for zero gold."}, {"start": 13576.859999999999, "end": 13578.46, "text": " I should fucking get rid of it."}, {"start": 13579.56, "end": 13581.46, "text": " I could sell the sword book,"}, {"start": 13581.96, "end": 13585.96, "text": " but is that worth one free re-roll? I think I just freeze it again and go."}, {"start": 13587.56, "end": 13588.56, "text": " God help me."}, {"start": 13591.96, "end": 13592.96, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 13593.56, "end": 13611.539999999999, "text": " Okay, we buy this, nothing can really go level 3 yet, but my goal is to W key something"}, {"start": 13611.539999999999, "end": 13615.38, "text": " to level 2, a book and whatever."}, {"start": 13615.38, "end": 13619.42, "text": " Right now my legendary percentage chance is at max, so leveling up does not improve my"}, {"start": 13619.42, "end": 13626.42, "text": " chance for legendaries."}, {"start": 13626.42, "end": 13630.86, "text": " Y'all want a level but it's like, eh."}, {"start": 13630.86, "end": 13644.02, "text": " I care to get another Dreamcatcher level 2, and then to level 3."}, {"start": 13644.02, "end": 13649.82, "text": " That would give me really early power."}, {"start": 13649.82, "end": 13652.220000000001, "text": " It would save a lot of time of throwing runs."}, {"start": 13652.220000000001, "end": 13656.220000000001, "text": " I'd be able to basically take this Dreamcatcher out so fast."}, {"start": 13656.220000000001, "end": 13661.220000000001, "text": " Um, I should buy it."}, {"start": 13661.220000000001, "end": 13668.220000000001, "text": " Damn, all shit."}, {"start": 13668.220000000001, "end": 13683.580000000002, "text": " No, I think I saved money. I should just go for level 2s. I gotta get that done ASAP."}, {"start": 13683.580000000002, "end": 13691.94, "text": " God, this guy's level 2 across the board. Level 18? What is this fucking matchmaking?"}, {"start": 13691.94, "end": 13692.66, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 13694.62, "end": 13696.7, "text": " I guess he's got fuck tons of money. Yeah."}, {"start": 13697.140000000001, "end": 13699.300000000001, "text": " He went money farming early."}, {"start": 13705.300000000001, "end": 13706.18, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 13708.5, "end": 13709.220000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13714.58, "end": 13715.66, "text": " All my money gone."}, {"start": 13717.26, "end": 13717.94, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 13721.94, "end": 13731.94, "text": " This guy's level 7 like me, thank god."}, {"start": 13731.94, "end": 13737.94, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 13737.94, "end": 13756.62, "text": " Okay, obtaining two two-star items will combine them into a three-star only works once and"}, {"start": 13756.62, "end": 13758.94, "text": " after day seven."}, {"start": 13758.94, "end": 13759.94, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 13759.94, "end": 13763.62, "text": " I mean, do I try Anvil build again?"}, {"start": 13763.62, "end": 13770.6, "text": " Do I just level and throw a win or throw it fuck it level throw a game"}, {"start": 13778.12, "end": 13780.12, "text": " Minus one whatever"}, {"start": 13783.640000000001, "end": 13786.480000000001, "text": " Maybe frost build cold shots are really good item"}, {"start": 13793.62, "end": 13799.740000000002, "text": " that could be good another frosty item triggers trigger this twice mace no I"}, {"start": 13799.740000000002, "end": 13807.5, "text": " think frost let's go I've never done frost before oh I the problem is this"}, {"start": 13807.5, "end": 13813.300000000001, "text": " bow is shit early on I need other frost items so it procs itself"}, {"start": 13813.300000000001, "end": 13834.02, "text": " Okay, Icy spear. Okay, two rare frost weapons is not bad. I'm not gonna level them. Here"}, {"start": 13834.02, "end": 13849.460000000001, "text": " we go. Alright, leave. Mr. Frostbook? That's not ideal, is it? I think I still lose. I"}, {"start": 13849.460000000001, "end": 13856.62, "text": " do. Okay, L again. Gain a goblet. Free rolls, cloud vials. We'll gain a hook with extra"}, {"start": 13856.62, "end": 13860.34, "text": " crit chance. Put that in. I need money. Another Frostbow."}, {"start": 13864.02, "end": 13866.02, "text": " And a book"}, {"start": 13869.62, "end": 13873.220000000001, "text": " This motherfucker already has a level 2 oh what how"}, {"start": 13894.02, "end": 13917.5, "text": " I think I barely win this."}, {"start": 13917.5, "end": 13918.5, "text": " This guy's a veteran."}, {"start": 13918.5, "end": 13919.5, "text": " I'm an Oakling?"}, {"start": 13919.5, "end": 13923.6, "text": " Apparently, I barely played this game."}, {"start": 13923.6, "end": 13924.6, "text": " Early game Frost is not it."}, {"start": 13924.6, "end": 13925.6, "text": " I'm realizing that."}, {"start": 13925.6, "end": 13926.6, "text": " That it's horrible."}, {"start": 13926.6, "end": 13927.6, "text": " Early game."}, {"start": 13927.6, "end": 13938.6, "text": " Fuck, it's upgraded the bow."}, {"start": 13938.6, "end": 13939.6, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 13939.6, "end": 13945.4, "text": " When a Frosty item triggers, permanently gain 2% crit chance."}, {"start": 13945.4, "end": 13947.04, "text": " This is an extremely good weapon to have."}, {"start": 13947.04, "end": 13950.68, "text": " I'll take that."}, {"start": 13950.68, "end": 13952.960000000001, "text": " And we got a belt."}, {"start": 13952.960000000001, "end": 13954.960000000001, "text": " quite afford to level. Let's just go."}, {"start": 13965.960000000001, "end": 13967.960000000001, "text": " What the fuck just hit me?"}, {"start": 13967.960000000001, "end": 13969.960000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 13969.960000000001, "end": 13970.960000000001, "text": " Kill it!"}, {"start": 13970.960000000001, "end": 13971.960000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13972.960000000001, "end": 13976.960000000001, "text": " Winter's Embrace, when you create game plus one bonus multi-cast."}, {"start": 13978.960000000001, "end": 13980.960000000001, "text": " Hmm, I don't know how good that actually is."}, {"start": 13982.960000000001, "end": 13984.960000000001, "text": " I want a goblet. Let's level up."}, {"start": 13984.960000000001, "end": 13986.960000000001, "text": " Drop that there."}, {"start": 13986.960000000001, "end": 13988.960000000001, "text": " I feel like this doesn't scale that great."}, {"start": 14000.960000000001, "end": 14002.960000000001, "text": " It's fantastic."}, {"start": 14002.960000000001, "end": 14008.960000000001, "text": " Again, you can't do more than 10 attacks per second, so eventually that multicast is legitimately pointless."}, {"start": 14008.960000000001, "end": 14010.960000000001, "text": " I gotta see what the tier 3 version of it is."}, {"start": 14010.960000000001, "end": 14014.960000000001, "text": " Legendary Lost Fragment, give the item a plus one bonus multi-cast."}, {"start": 14028.960000000001, "end": 14031.960000000001, "text": " Those seem like a really good item to have."}, {"start": 14031.960000000001, "end": 14033.960000000001, "text": " I think I lock it, let's go."}, {"start": 14040.960000000001, "end": 14069.960000000001, "text": " Okay, we buy this, um, I think the hook just has to go, whatever, all right, okay,"}, {"start": 14069.960000000001, "end": 14079.52, "text": " level give it plus three shield okay we'll throw that there we're good worst"}, {"start": 14079.52, "end": 14095.720000000001, "text": " item to put it on I don't think so Wow this guy has a lot of HP I will say my"}, {"start": 14095.720000000001, "end": 14102.94, "text": " Glacier, I'm trying to look at my crit chance on my glacier, but it's upgrading crit chance so much. It's covering it. I won, barely"}, {"start": 14104.400000000001, "end": 14107.52, "text": " So right now my dagger has 1500 crit chance"}, {"start": 14109.560000000001, "end": 14111.560000000001, "text": " Upgrade an epic item or below"}, {"start": 14115.2, "end": 14117.640000000001, "text": " I think I upgrade my dagger"}, {"start": 14120.760000000002, "end": 14124.28, "text": " Or a cursed item, ooh, yeah, I need to get horn"}, {"start": 14125.720000000001, "end": 14137.28, "text": " Upgrading my dagger."}, {"start": 14137.28, "end": 14139.640000000001, "text": " Increase your critical strike damage."}, {"start": 14139.640000000001, "end": 14144.000000000002, "text": " Okay, we'll take this as well."}, {"start": 14144.000000000002, "end": 14146.36, "text": " I don't think I care about this book."}, {"start": 14146.36, "end": 14147.36, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 14147.36, "end": 14148.36, "text": " Give it to that."}, {"start": 14148.36, "end": 14149.36, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 14149.36, "end": 14161.12, "text": " Ice spear. Oh man, I could probably sack that too."}, {"start": 14161.12, "end": 14165.12, "text": " This level."}, {"start": 14165.12, "end": 14172.32, "text": " Alright, well, let's see."}, {"start": 14172.32, "end": 14175.32, "text": " Cutting it close here."}, {"start": 14175.32, "end": 14175.82, "text": " Dead."}, {"start": 14180.98, "end": 14182.42, "text": " Alright, that big bow."}, {"start": 14183.94, "end": 14186.5, "text": " Of course I get a fucking anvil when I'm doing this."}, {"start": 14187.56, "end": 14188.06, "text": " God."}, {"start": 14196.119999999999, "end": 14196.82, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14196.82, "end": 14209.02, "text": " On Trigger, Trigger, or other frosty items, that's really good to have."}, {"start": 14209.02, "end": 14210.02, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 14210.02, "end": 14216.56, "text": " I kinda want to..."}, {"start": 14216.56, "end": 14218.56, "text": " Dreamcatcher it."}, {"start": 14218.56, "end": 14219.06, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14227.939999999999, "end": 14228.9, "text": " Fragment the orb?"}, {"start": 14229.38, "end": 14233.439999999999, "text": " Yeah, but I'm also dreamcatchering it. I think I'm fine. I don't think- I don't see myself losing here."}, {"start": 14234.439999999999, "end": 14235.96, "text": " Let's see, do you are the dreamcatcher?"}, {"start": 14237.6, "end": 14238.68, "text": " Surely I won't, right?"}, {"start": 14240.779999999999, "end": 14243.019999999999, "text": " Okay, that's one dreamcatcher proc- Oh my god!"}, {"start": 14245.68, "end": 14246.56, "text": " The fuck!"}, {"start": 14248.56, "end": 14250.06, "text": " Plus 15 damage."}, {"start": 14251.16, "end": 14252.26, "text": " Honestly?"}, {"start": 14255.96, "end": 14257.66, "text": " I think the 15 damage is good."}, {"start": 14257.66, "end": 14258.96, "text": " Fuck the three lucky rolls."}, {"start": 14261.16, "end": 14264.16, "text": " Legendary Frostwood and item crits permanently gain 2 damage."}, {"start": 14265.56, "end": 14266.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14266.66, "end": 14267.96, "text": " This is also very good."}, {"start": 14269.16, "end": 14269.96, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 14278.56, "end": 14283.26, "text": " Whenever an item crits, permanently give all your items plus 8 damage. Oh, wow."}, {"start": 14284.519999999999, "end": 14286.519999999999, "text": " But do I take out though?"}, {"start": 14289.24, "end": 14291.24, "text": " This triggers a lot."}, {"start": 14295.24, "end": 14297.48, "text": " I think I take out the amulet for now."}, {"start": 14300.119999999999, "end": 14303.6, "text": " Or maybe I do something like this to try and ramp."}, {"start": 14303.6, "end": 14312.74, "text": " So this gives Dreamcatcher multi-cast and the Dreamcatcher permanently reduces CD"}, {"start": 14312.74, "end": 14321.08, "text": " Yeah, this is ramp. I don't need to up my crits to x3. All right, let's go. Uh, give 10% crit chance to"}, {"start": 14321.08, "end": 14327.32, "text": " fucking what what's not max 200% 60%"}, {"start": 14327.32, "end": 14332.08, "text": " throw it there all right"}, {"start": 14332.08, "end": 14353.42, "text": " Okay, so now my frozen orb is 3.6 second cooldown, that's good."}, {"start": 14353.42, "end": 14355.32, "text": " As opposed to what it was before."}, {"start": 14355.32, "end": 14361.62, "text": " Another embrace, we'll take that, we'll level, let's roll, roll again, frosty"}, {"start": 14361.62, "end": 14369.900000000001, "text": " or freeze it let's go again that was a different book oh shit you're right it was"}, {"start": 14369.900000000001, "end": 14382.460000000001, "text": " I didn't even I gotta read it then oh oh this guy hits hard oh all right not"}, {"start": 14382.460000000001, "end": 14386.660000000002, "text": " telling you what to do or anything but to econ shield and the poison shield make"}, {"start": 14386.66, "end": 14393.38, "text": " for an insane build well you know that's how it goes when you crit gain plus one bonus"}, {"start": 14393.38, "end": 14405.539999999999, "text": " multicast okay it's the winter's embrace shit man"}, {"start": 14405.539999999999, "end": 14412.38, "text": " I feel like this is gonna be really really good when I take out my dream catcher and"}, {"start": 14412.380000000001, "end": 14415.000000000002, "text": " when I take out my Lost Fragment, right?"}, {"start": 14415.000000000002, "end": 14416.84, "text": " These are my two scalars right now."}, {"start": 14417.84, "end": 14420.2, "text": " But what should I actually keep in right now?"}, {"start": 14420.2, "end": 14421.04, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14422.44, "end": 14425.36, "text": " Frozen Orb is out 2.9 second CD."}, {"start": 14425.36, "end": 14426.36, "text": " It's not done yet."}, {"start": 14431.160000000002, "end": 14433.560000000001, "text": " Your book is pretty high up there, yeah."}, {"start": 14433.560000000001, "end": 14434.86, "text": " Read your starting perk."}, {"start": 14436.240000000002, "end": 14437.080000000002, "text": " What is it again?"}, {"start": 14438.000000000002, "end": 14439.52, "text": " Oh yeah, no, I can make a level three."}, {"start": 14439.52, "end": 14440.6, "text": " I just need to get two level two."}, {"start": 14440.6, "end": 14442.320000000002, "text": " So I can make a level three bow."}, {"start": 14442.32, "end": 14443.42, "text": " If I get another..."}, {"start": 14443.92, "end": 14444.52, "text": " ...proxy bow."}, {"start": 14446.619999999999, "end": 14448.42, "text": " I just haven't gotten the options for it."}, {"start": 14451.32, "end": 14451.82, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 14452.82, "end": 14454.619999999999, "text": " Let's buy the frozen orblet's roll."}, {"start": 14460.32, "end": 14462.22, "text": " It's a big screen right there. Let's freeze that."}, {"start": 14463.92, "end": 14464.619999999999, "text": " You need horn."}, {"start": 14465.02, "end": 14466.119999999999, "text": " You're right, I also need horn."}, {"start": 14466.32, "end": 14467.32, "text": " Fuck, man!"}, {"start": 14472.32, "end": 14486.279999999999, "text": " Yeah, maybe I drop this because it's like this doesn't scale all that well."}, {"start": 14486.279999999999, "end": 14493.44, "text": " Sure it gets to 10 multi-cat, I don't think it scales that well."}, {"start": 14493.44, "end": 14500.8, "text": " I think I still freeze all that legendary fragment."}, {"start": 14500.800000000001, "end": 14513.04, "text": " leaf shop. Uh-oh. Do I win? I do. Alright, what's my CD up to 2.7? Is the frozen orb"}, {"start": 14513.04, "end": 14525.640000000001, "text": " getting slower? What's happening? There's the fucking legendary horn. You"}, {"start": 14525.64, "end": 14542.58, "text": " kill too quickly. UGH! Buy it. Yeah, I gotta sell something though. The fuck do I sell?"}, {"start": 14542.58, "end": 14554.22, "text": " Don't horn for the love of God. I want it. I do want to reduce the cooldown of this thing"}, {"start": 14554.220000000001, "end": 14556.220000000001, "text": " So badly it is insane"}, {"start": 14560.220000000001, "end": 14562.220000000001, "text": " But yeah, maybe I wait for late game"}, {"start": 14568.380000000001, "end": 14571.480000000001, "text": " Yeah, we just do it late game. I'm not even gonna freeze it leave"}, {"start": 14578.02, "end": 14581.340000000002, "text": " And this guy beat me boop"}, {"start": 14584.220000000001, "end": 14595.220000000001, "text": " Like I don't know how much I can scale anymore like not having my crit necklaces"}, {"start": 14595.220000000001, "end": 14598.220000000001, "text": " definitely griefing me."}, {"start": 14606.220000000001, "end": 14608.220000000001, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 14608.220000000001, "end": 14613.500000000002, "text": " It's a different book."}, {"start": 14613.500000000002, "end": 14619.660000000002, "text": " God damn it, another winter's embrace."}, {"start": 14619.660000000002, "end": 14626.740000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm just a chance of legendaries."}, {"start": 14626.740000000002, "end": 14630.18, "text": " It didn't change, right?"}, {"start": 14630.18, "end": 14658.86, "text": " belt. Ugh. Another winter's embrace. There's a fucking crit neck. Let's keep... let's just"}, {"start": 14658.86, "end": 14665.86, "text": " freeze this let's just go there's no way I lose this is good this is a healer I"}, {"start": 14665.86, "end": 14671.58, "text": " think this is good for me it's not good for me"}, {"start": 14671.58, "end": 14684.22, "text": " Okay, that's my last life."}, {"start": 14684.22, "end": 14689.34, "text": " I can't fuck around anymore, I gotta get disgusting."}, {"start": 14689.34, "end": 14691.78, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 14691.78, "end": 14693.86, "text": " No more scaling with this bullshit."}, {"start": 14693.86, "end": 14696.34, "text": " We're gonna take out the multicaster, we're putting in the necklace."}, {"start": 14696.34, "end": 14699.46, "text": " Actually, I'll leave the multicaster in, let's put that there."}, {"start": 14699.46, "end": 14701.14, "text": " Dreamcatcher has to go."}, {"start": 14701.14, "end": 14702.48, "text": " I can't Dreamcatcher anymore."}, {"start": 14704.98, "end": 14705.98, "text": " Big, another emulate."}, {"start": 14707.14, "end": 14707.939999999999, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 14717.38, "end": 14718.98, "text": " Finally, a Frostbound, okay."}, {"start": 14719.34, "end": 14720.939999999999, "text": " Another bow, I can't afford it."}, {"start": 14721.539999999999, "end": 14722.939999999999, "text": " Sell this book, grab that."}, {"start": 14723.539999999999, "end": 14724.039999999999, "text": " Roll."}, {"start": 14726.14, "end": 14727.939999999999, "text": " Another Frostbound, let's sell a goblet."}, {"start": 14730.24, "end": 14730.84, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 14731.14, "end": 14736.14, "text": " That sells for 30."}, {"start": 14736.14, "end": 14747.14, "text": " Okay, big orb."}, {"start": 14747.14, "end": 14749.14, "text": " Another witch bolt, or belt."}, {"start": 14749.14, "end": 14750.14, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 14750.14, "end": 14758.019999999999, "text": " Give an item plus three heal, put that on the bow, roll again, upgrade this."}, {"start": 14758.02, "end": 14767.32, "text": " multi-casting love that for me take this boat of cell roll again another frozen"}, {"start": 14767.32, "end": 14773.48, "text": " orb can't afford it it's freeze it's good enough all right I'm pretty unlocked my"}, {"start": 14773.48, "end": 14779.76, "text": " damage should be absurd now we'll see though"}, {"start": 14781.04, "end": 14787.24, "text": " yeah they just die love that okay now we're going in this mode why the"}, {"start": 14787.24, "end": 14792.84, "text": " second bow. I have a perk where I can only one time I can combine two two stars to make a three star."}, {"start": 14793.48, "end": 14795.08, "text": " So that's why I got the bow."}, {"start": 14800.36, "end": 14803.16, "text": " But I gotta get another two star bow so it's kind of iffy. Ooh, hello."}, {"start": 14808.199999999999, "end": 14808.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14813.16, "end": 14816.119999999999, "text": " I really want this to, actually I don't need it now. It's freeze."}, {"start": 14817.24, "end": 14825.24, "text": " All right, Leaf Shot, fight. Moon Dagger, ooh, Deep Dagger build. Sorry, comment, if you have at least three daggers, gain 16 multi-cast."}, {"start": 14826.24, "end": 14828.24, "text": " All right, well, let's see how this plays out."}, {"start": 14831.24, "end": 14838.24, "text": " Okay, good game. How much crit does your dagger have? Currently 5,000%."}, {"start": 14843.24, "end": 14845.24, "text": " Another frozen orb."}, {"start": 14847.24, "end": 14876.24, "text": " Okay, leave shop, fight."}, {"start": 14876.24, "end": 14888.84, "text": " gives 10% crit chance 200% 130 I always want to get everything to 100%"}, {"start": 14888.84, "end": 14904.64, "text": " Oh, drag those up there."}, {"start": 14904.64, "end": 14905.64, "text": " Horn time?"}, {"start": 14905.64, "end": 14907.28, "text": " Not quite yet."}, {"start": 14907.28, "end": 14908.28, "text": " Freeze."}, {"start": 14908.28, "end": 14910.64, "text": " Alright, Leaf Shop, go again."}, {"start": 14910.64, "end": 14914.68, "text": " If I lose one time, it is over."}, {"start": 14914.68, "end": 14922.76, "text": " So I gotta be a fuckin' monster."}, {"start": 14922.76, "end": 14927.16, "text": " There's a horn."}, {"start": 14927.16, "end": 14933.32, "text": " There is a horn rot-der."}, {"start": 14933.32, "end": 14943.24, "text": " 10 seconds though it ain't happening?"}, {"start": 14943.24, "end": 14944.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 14944.6, "end": 14945.1, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 14945.619999999999, "end": 14947.22, "text": " I should wait till I get a Frosty Pot."}, {"start": 14947.94, "end": 14948.98, "text": " Maybe I'll get one one day."}, {"start": 14950.84, "end": 14951.64, "text": " Ooh..."}, {"start": 14956.34, "end": 14962.039999999999, "text": " Damn, if I get to the level 3, whenever an item crits, permanently give all your items plus 8 damage."}, {"start": 14963.16, "end": 14963.66, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14967.539999999999, "end": 14968.84, "text": " But I gotta get that level 3."}, {"start": 14973.24, "end": 14977.44, "text": " Right now, whenever item crits, gain 8 damage."}, {"start": 14978.039999999999, "end": 14978.539999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14981.34, "end": 14982.94, "text": " Okay, level 2 frozen orb."}, {"start": 14989.44, "end": 14991.14, "text": " Another frosty necklace."}, {"start": 14993.039999999999, "end": 14994.34, "text": " Let's freeze that as well."}, {"start": 14994.84, "end": 14995.34, "text": " Leave."}, {"start": 15000.039999999999, "end": 15001.039999999999, "text": " He started hurting me."}, {"start": 15003.24, "end": 15019.4, "text": " Let's find this pot, reduce cooldown."}, {"start": 15019.4, "end": 15029.28, "text": " So 1.9 second city, let's reduce that."}, {"start": 15029.28, "end": 15031.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15037.28, "end": 15040.28, "text": " Okay, I might get a level 3 bow, we'll see."}, {"start": 15040.28, "end": 15044.28, "text": " Winter's Embrace, that's not the book I use, but it sells for the most, so."}, {"start": 15046.28, "end": 15049.28, "text": " 60 gold for another lost fragment, what happens at level 2?"}, {"start": 15050.28, "end": 15054.28, "text": " I do want to get it to level 3, so I can start getting everything to 10 multicast."}, {"start": 15054.28, "end": 15077.960000000001, "text": " cast. Alright, leave. Damn, this guy's got 2's across the board. That was close. By this..."}, {"start": 15077.960000000001, "end": 15079.52, "text": " Oh my god, yes."}, {"start": 15080.960000000001, "end": 15081.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15088.6, "end": 15091.400000000001, "text": " I could start trying to go for a lost fragment at level three."}, {"start": 15093.240000000002, "end": 15095.640000000001, "text": " Or I guess I can multicast my lost fragment,"}, {"start": 15096.7, "end": 15097.76, "text": " which could be crazy."}, {"start": 15102.960000000001, "end": 15104.980000000001, "text": " The dagger is useless."}, {"start": 15104.98, "end": 15112.1, "text": " I mean, yeah, it's not really doing that much, but it's ramping, which is nice."}, {"start": 15112.1, "end": 15116.46, "text": " One more dagger and it gets level 2 and then it gains 5 damage and crit."}, {"start": 15116.46, "end": 15119.06, "text": " Need a potion for the frost tag to get multi-cast?"}, {"start": 15119.06, "end": 15122.42, "text": " Oh yeah, that'd be great."}, {"start": 15122.42, "end": 15126.5, "text": " If I get that, let's freeze this."}, {"start": 15126.5, "end": 15133.939999999999, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 15133.94, "end": 15144.02, "text": " instantly buy that roll nice epic taggy"}, {"start": 15152.380000000001, "end": 15160.58, "text": " interesting okay we buy that buy that buy that buy that buy that sell give me the"}, {"start": 15160.58, "end": 15172.86, "text": " income gives you the holy tag gain XP that's not what I needed hmm"}, {"start": 15175.14, "end": 15183.539999999999, "text": " as by the goblet do I freeze these you think it's worth freezing those probably"}, {"start": 15183.539999999999, "end": 15187.74, "text": " right let's freeze those two"}, {"start": 15190.58, "end": 15197.7, "text": " They're attacking quicker than me, so if they hit hard enough, it is over."}, {"start": 15197.7, "end": 15200.94, "text": " Okay, plus eight gold."}, {"start": 15200.94, "end": 15203.26, "text": " Fucking holy tag, who cares?"}, {"start": 15203.26, "end": 15204.26, "text": " Plus eight damage."}, {"start": 15204.26, "end": 15210.26, "text": " Throw it on the bow."}, {"start": 15210.26, "end": 15236.26, "text": " Okay, that's lots of gobbies."}, {"start": 15236.26, "end": 15250.98, "text": " Okay, another Frostbow. Two more and I get a level 3 Frostbow. What does level 3 do anyways?"}, {"start": 15250.98, "end": 15257.86, "text": " Gains a lot of bow- it ramps pretty hard. Every single time anything triggers. Oh, should"}, {"start": 15257.86, "end": 15261.86, "text": " I even try- I'm- no, the dagger I'm not gonna buy. Not gonna buy frozen orbs."}, {"start": 15266.66, "end": 15267.66, "text": " Not perma though."}, {"start": 15268.36, "end": 15268.86, "text": " Is it not?"}, {"start": 15270.36, "end": 15272.36, "text": " Oh, you're right, it's not perma."}, {"start": 15272.36, "end": 15274.36, "text": " I don't know if I waste my shit on that then."}, {"start": 15275.36, "end": 15277.36, "text": " Or maybe I do, because I'm so close. Fuck."}, {"start": 15286.36, "end": 15287.36, "text": " Still not bad?"}, {"start": 15287.86, "end": 15292.380000000001, "text": " I think it is because, again, the game's gonna be ending in like one second."}, {"start": 15292.380000000001, "end": 15294.58, "text": " I guess if I'm going for DPS on a target, dummy."}, {"start": 15299.18, "end": 15300.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, book for sure."}, {"start": 15300.220000000001, "end": 15301.26, "text": " I just have to get more of them."}, {"start": 15302.380000000001, "end": 15303.02, "text": " I mean, do I?"}, {"start": 15303.02, "end": 15303.980000000001, "text": " It's fucking right there."}, {"start": 15303.980000000001, "end": 15304.62, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 15310.94, "end": 15312.26, "text": " It means if I do it."}, {"start": 15312.26, "end": 15320.26, "text": " I'll probably see a 200 gold potion before I level a frostbound to level 2, right?"}, {"start": 15320.26, "end": 15323.26, "text": " Surely."}, {"start": 15323.26, "end": 15326.26, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 15332.26, "end": 15335.26, "text": " God fucking dammit."}, {"start": 15336.26, "end": 15338.26, "text": " Alright, fight."}, {"start": 15342.26, "end": 15352.800000000001, "text": " Took a second, see what I'm saying, I guess the only benefit is trigger this five times."}, {"start": 15352.800000000001, "end": 15356.86, "text": " I wonder how that goes though, when another frosty item triggers, trigger this five times"}, {"start": 15356.86, "end": 15361.5, "text": " and gain five bonus damage, but you're not allowed to attack more than 10 times per"}, {"start": 15361.5, "end": 15363.300000000001, "text": " second, right?"}, {"start": 15363.300000000001, "end": 15366.54, "text": " I wonder if this bypasses it."}, {"start": 15366.54, "end": 15368.54, "text": " Probably doesn't so I feel like it's almost pointless."}, {"start": 15372.7, "end": 15377.26, "text": " Ooh, I got a frost tag. Okay, this is big. So now I gotta get the horn."}, {"start": 15386.460000000001, "end": 15392.86, "text": " Damn. Damn, it's on sale. Legendary Cranamulet. Take that. No horn. Sad."}, {"start": 15392.86, "end": 15407.560000000001, "text": " This is a big CDR reduction. I actually need this by both of those. Currently this is at"}, {"start": 15407.560000000001, "end": 15415.6, "text": " a 1.5 seconds, so let's knock that to zero. Um, gain XP, gain max health. What else do"}, {"start": 15415.6, "end": 15417.800000000001, "text": " So I want to reduce the cooldown of..."}, {"start": 15417.800000000001, "end": 15419.800000000001, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 15419.800000000001, "end": 15425.48, "text": " Frosthag the Fragment?"}, {"start": 15425.48, "end": 15428.76, "text": " Ooh, you think I used that?"}, {"start": 15428.76, "end": 15434.2, "text": " Oh, what if I don't get another one, though?"}, {"start": 15434.2, "end": 15439.44, "text": " Yeah, I gotta save that for the horn."}, {"start": 15439.44, "end": 15441.76, "text": " I don't think y'all, it's stupid how strong it is."}, {"start": 15445.6, "end": 15446.6, "text": " Horn is bait."}, {"start": 15448.0, "end": 15449.44, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 15449.44, "end": 15450.44, "text": " It's really not."}, {"start": 15463.94, "end": 15465.68, "text": " It's gonna start throwing CDR randomly."}, {"start": 15465.68, "end": 15466.68, "text": " Everything needs it."}, {"start": 15466.68, "end": 15468.68, "text": " Frostbound?"}, {"start": 15468.68, "end": 15470.68, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 15470.68, "end": 15472.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15472.68, "end": 15474.68, "text": " Okay, why did I buy two more Frostbound?"}, {"start": 15474.68, "end": 15476.68, "text": " What am I doing? I can't..."}, {"start": 15476.68, "end": 15478.68, "text": " Oh my god, fuck."}, {"start": 15478.68, "end": 15480.68, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 15480.68, "end": 15482.68, "text": " I just fucking sacked 50 gold to nothing."}, {"start": 15496.68, "end": 15507.92, "text": " Everything's two-star. Okay, so I'm at a po-ooh."}, {"start": 15507.92, "end": 15517.92, "text": " Duplicate an item. That is really good to have. I'll take that, freeze it, leave, fight."}, {"start": 15517.92, "end": 15523.960000000001, "text": " Oh, a man of culture."}, {"start": 15523.960000000001, "end": 15526.52, "text": " Very similar build to me."}, {"start": 15526.52, "end": 15532.12, "text": " However, my frozen orb is a one second cooldown."}, {"start": 15532.12, "end": 15537.72, "text": " So I should win this."}, {"start": 15537.72, "end": 15544.76, "text": " Okay, we buy that, bro."}, {"start": 15544.76, "end": 15572.08, "text": " What am I taking out of here?"}, {"start": 15572.08, "end": 15573.76, "text": " I guess I'm taking out the Lost Fragment."}, {"start": 15576.56, "end": 15577.16, "text": " It's gotta be."}, {"start": 15578.6, "end": 15579.64, "text": " Uh, roll."}, {"start": 15580.12, "end": 15580.8, "text": " No horn."}, {"start": 15582.56, "end": 15584.52, "text": " The game just doesn't want me to have that."}, {"start": 15586.64, "end": 15588.12, "text": " You're offering plenty before."}, {"start": 15588.92, "end": 15589.68, "text": " Another witch belt."}, {"start": 15589.72, "end": 15590.12, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 15594.76, "end": 15595.88, "text": " It's too expensive to roll now."}, {"start": 15602.08, "end": 15613.08, "text": " I can sell this fragment, yeah."}, {"start": 15613.08, "end": 15615.08, "text": " Actually, no."}, {"start": 15615.08, "end": 15616.08, "text": " I'm trying to keep this..."}, {"start": 15616.08, "end": 15617.08, "text": " No, I can sell this, yeah."}, {"start": 15617.08, "end": 15620.08, "text": " I'm trying to keep this fragment in."}, {"start": 15620.08, "end": 15625.08, "text": " I need to start giving things multicast."}, {"start": 15625.08, "end": 15627.08, "text": " Maybe I should have kept that fragment to multicast..."}, {"start": 15627.08, "end": 15629.08, "text": " No, no, no, I can't."}, {"start": 15629.08, "end": 15630.08, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 15630.08, "end": 15631.08, "text": " I'll lose."}, {"start": 15631.08, "end": 15633.96, "text": " Another man of culture. Goodbye."}, {"start": 15640.12, "end": 15643.48, "text": " Gain 20 gold. Use an iron to give it plus a healing shock."}, {"start": 15649.56, "end": 15650.28, "text": " Horn please."}, {"start": 15654.28, "end": 15658.52, "text": " My multicast potions. Yeah, those do exist, but I feel like you don't get as many"}, {"start": 15658.52, "end": 15671.28, "text": " me as you want okay there goes all the money"}, {"start": 15671.28, "end": 15687.04, "text": " All right, well, hey, now I'm starting to become a store user."}, {"start": 15687.04, "end": 15688.04, "text": " I've got goblets."}, {"start": 15688.04, "end": 15691.36, "text": " I should level."}, {"start": 15691.36, "end": 15693.320000000002, "text": " I've got goblets and I've got witch belts."}, {"start": 15693.320000000002, "end": 15694.400000000001, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 15694.400000000001, "end": 15698.400000000001, "text": " Please put something else in that amulet literally does nothing."}, {"start": 15698.400000000001, "end": 15699.400000000001, "text": " Wrong."}, {"start": 15699.4, "end": 15715.18, "text": " wrong I died mr. Goldberg level 120 how do they wait hold on how am I going"}, {"start": 15715.18, "end": 15721.68, "text": " against someone this progressed"}, {"start": 15729.4, "end": 15740.68, "text": " He had 27 turns. Really? Just that lucky, huh?"}, {"start": 15745.56, "end": 15756.0, "text": " Hmm. Stupid. Mr. Goldberg equals Pirated Game. Huh. The fuck is that shield value?"}, {"start": 15756.0, "end": 15761.76, "text": " this thing is dumb. Start of combat permanently gain shield equal to two times this item's multicast."}, {"start": 15763.04, "end": 15769.04, "text": " Yeah, and then you just ramp multicast on it. Start of combat permanently give your"}, {"start": 15769.04, "end": 15776.48, "text": " mood items plus four multicast, and then trigger your start of combat items four times."}, {"start": 15777.76, "end": 15783.44, "text": " Trigger your start of combat effect four times. Your start of combat effects trigger an extra"}, {"start": 15783.44, "end": 15791.12, "text": " six times. Start of combat. Trigger your dark items four times. And then curse shield"}, {"start": 15793.12, "end": 15799.12, "text": " with 239,000 multicast. So that's the build."}, {"start": 15804.640000000001, "end": 15812.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's dumb. He has every tag in the game. Yeah, no, they had infinite money."}, {"start": 15812.56, "end": 15814.96, "text": " I don't know what kind of start this guy got but"}, {"start": 15816.56, "end": 15818.16, "text": " gain luck"}, {"start": 15818.16, "end": 15821.84, "text": " Extra two lives permanent buff gain extra xp. He okay here we go"}, {"start": 15822.24, "end": 15827.68, "text": " So he started out with a hook build he gained a hook with 30 extra crit and he just farmed money"}, {"start": 15828.4, "end": 15830.4, "text": " All money farming all it was"}, {"start": 15831.039999999999, "end": 15833.039999999999, "text": " And just did shield and money farm"}, {"start": 15834.56, "end": 15838.4, "text": " I don't know if he cheated how does he do damage you don't need to if you live"}, {"start": 15838.4, "end": 15845.279999999999, "text": " But this is the fucking dumbest shit. I hate this absolutely hate this"}, {"start": 15847.199999999999, "end": 15852.76, "text": " Still cheating he has a cursed three-star. Well, you can get pink potions which increase the odds of finding stuff"}, {"start": 15852.76, "end": 15854.76, "text": " And then you can start finding it like crazy"}, {"start": 15855.72, "end": 15862.539999999999, "text": " Shield also had damage yet. She probably had a thousand witch belts because he has a thousand gold a thousand million gold"}, {"start": 15862.72, "end": 15864.72, "text": " It's infinite"}, {"start": 15864.720000000001, "end": 15871.720000000001, "text": " Fight the yoke."}, {"start": 15871.720000000001, "end": 15877.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's horrible."}, {"start": 15877.560000000001, "end": 15881.900000000001, "text": " Fuck that."}, {"start": 15881.900000000001, "end": 15885.36, "text": " Last run."}, {"start": 15885.36, "end": 15886.36, "text": " No horn."}, {"start": 15886.36, "end": 15887.36, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 15887.36, "end": 15888.36, "text": " Start with random 15 gold item."}, {"start": 15888.36, "end": 15891.36, "text": " Day 3 and 8 gain 2% luck."}, {"start": 15891.36, "end": 15893.36, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 15904.28, "end": 15911.400000000001, "text": " Start with a time slot each day reduce items cooldown by 5% permanently"}, {"start": 15913.92, "end": 15916.1, "text": " But these are all just so much better than the others"}, {"start": 15922.08, "end": 15924.08, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 15927.28, "end": 15934.140000000001, "text": " You know what I'm gonna try I want to try a common bow build I got the luck one"}, {"start": 15938.2, "end": 15943.28, "text": " There's a common bow where it's like at level three someone said it's insane if you can actually get it there and ramp it"}, {"start": 15944.2, "end": 15947.36, "text": " It has to be your only item though. Here's a bow neutral"}, {"start": 15947.36, "end": 15948.36, "text": " So here it is."}, {"start": 15948.36, "end": 15952.84, "text": " Try to combat if it's your only item permanently gained plus 20 damage and plus 3 multicast."}, {"start": 15952.84, "end": 15956.400000000001, "text": " It was nerfed."}, {"start": 15956.400000000001, "end": 15963.16, "text": " Surely it's still great."}, {"start": 15963.16, "end": 15964.16, "text": " Common bows please."}, {"start": 15964.16, "end": 15965.16, "text": " Common bows please."}, {"start": 15965.16, "end": 15966.16, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 15983.92, "end": 15986.16, "text": " I might lose because the poison ramp's higher than me."}, {"start": 15986.16, "end": 15987.16, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 15987.16, "end": 15988.16, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15988.16, "end": 15990.16, "text": " That's a little unlucky."}, {"start": 15992.16, "end": 15993.16, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 15993.16, "end": 15994.16, "text": " Another bow."}, {"start": 15994.16, "end": 15996.16, "text": " Excellent, another bow."}, {"start": 16007.74, "end": 16010.24, "text": " Oh, it's a fucking bow book."}, {"start": 16010.24, "end": 16014.74, "text": " Freeze these. 18 gold, 8 of each 20."}, {"start": 16014.74, "end": 16016.74, "text": " Now we gotta freeze it."}, {"start": 16024.16, "end": 16026.16, "text": " zzzzzz"}, {"start": 16026.16, "end": 16027.66, "text": " do \u0434\u043e\u043fdo-do \u0434\u043e\u043f-do \u0434\u043e\u043f-do"}, {"start": 16027.66, "end": 16028.66, "text": " do-dop-do-drop"}, {"start": 16028.66, "end": 16029.16, "text": " dding"}, {"start": 16029.16, "end": 16030.16, "text": " dding"}, {"start": 16036.16, "end": 16038.16, "text": " oh wait, swap it, there we go"}, {"start": 16038.16, "end": 16039.66, "text": " wish I got by the other one"}, {"start": 16041.66, "end": 16043.66, "text": " Jaan-forge, freeze it"}, {"start": 16043.66, "end": 16045.66, "text": " zzzzzz"}, {"start": 16045.66, "end": 16046.16, "text": " ck"}, {"start": 16046.16, "end": 16046.66, "text": " oop"}, {"start": 16046.66, "end": 16047.16, "text": " oop"}, {"start": 16047.16, "end": 16047.66, "text": " ck"}, {"start": 16047.66, "end": 16048.16, "text": " oop"}, {"start": 16048.16, "end": 16049.66, "text": " oop"}, {"start": 16049.66, "end": 16050.16, "text": " oop"}, {"start": 16050.16, "end": 16050.66, "text": " oop"}, {"start": 16050.66, "end": 16051.66, "text": " oop"}, {"start": 16051.66, "end": 16052.16, "text": " ck"}, {"start": 16052.16, "end": 16052.66, "text": " oop"}, {"start": 16052.66, "end": 16053.16, "text": " ck"}, {"start": 16053.16, "end": 16056.24, "text": " 16 second CD on the book is disgusting."}, {"start": 16056.24, "end": 16058.96, "text": " Well, it's plus one multicast, so..."}, {"start": 16058.96, "end": 16063.039999999999, "text": " You're lucky to get two procs, and I did just get two procs."}, {"start": 16063.039999999999, "end": 16066.6, "text": " And I won. I'll take that."}, {"start": 16066.6, "end": 16069.84, "text": " Free re-rolls, random vials."}, {"start": 16069.84, "end": 16073.44, "text": " I'll be accumulating free re-rolls."}, {"start": 16073.44, "end": 16077.36, "text": " Buy this book, roll..."}, {"start": 16077.36, "end": 16080.64, "text": " I don't want to level because I want basic bows."}, {"start": 16080.640000000001, "end": 16088.04, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 16088.04, "end": 16094.680000000002, "text": " Fuck, I want that gobby too, but life's hard."}, {"start": 16094.680000000002, "end": 16095.840000000002, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 16095.840000000002, "end": 16110.000000000002, "text": " One more bone at level 2."}, {"start": 16110.0, "end": 16130.0, "text": " a lot of multi-casts here. Oh that's crazy. At least. Pose please. Pose please. Please."}, {"start": 16130.0, "end": 16141.0, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 16141.0, "end": 16146.44, "text": " Now I should start ramping crit on it."}, {"start": 16146.44, "end": 16151.64, "text": " Freeze that."}, {"start": 16151.64, "end": 16152.64, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 16152.640000000001, "end": 16157.44, "text": " should probably get in or should be getting money too"}, {"start": 16164.12, "end": 16171.740000000002, "text": " time-tonic time-pendent instant XP scaling XP take the scaling we do want"}, {"start": 16171.740000000002, "end": 16179.28, "text": " money so I'm gonna buy this put it there sell that by the gobb"}, {"start": 16179.28, "end": 16185.140000000001, "text": " Should have bought the shield, huh?"}, {"start": 16185.140000000001, "end": 16186.76, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 16186.76, "end": 16191.86, "text": " Fuck, Lavelline."}, {"start": 16191.86, "end": 16192.86, "text": " Celeboy."}, {"start": 16192.86, "end": 16203.16, "text": " You're right, I should have-"}, {"start": 16203.16, "end": 16206.54, "text": " I don't have the combined bullshit, so I don't think I care about regular bros."}, {"start": 16206.54, "end": 16207.54, "text": " I should level."}, {"start": 16207.54, "end": 16208.960000000001, "text": " At this point I should."}, {"start": 16210.140000000001, "end": 16211.820000000002, "text": " Fuck, level again, god damn."}, {"start": 16212.140000000001, "end": 16213.140000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 16218.220000000001, "end": 16219.54, "text": " Yeah, I gotta sell a book."}, {"start": 16221.660000000002, "end": 16224.140000000001, "text": " I don't need more multicast, I'm gonna reach the peak."}, {"start": 16225.660000000002, "end": 16226.660000000002, "text": " I shink."}, {"start": 16229.740000000002, "end": 16231.26, "text": " Bistaboo, doesn't matter."}, {"start": 16236.02, "end": 16237.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16237.02, "end": 16246.1, "text": " I'm already capped on multicast, I mean it's still value right now, but once I get the"}, {"start": 16246.1, "end": 16254.7, "text": " CDR down to 1 it's worthless."}, {"start": 16254.7, "end": 16266.140000000001, "text": " I'm barely fucking winning."}, {"start": 16266.140000000001, "end": 16273.66, "text": " Okay, we'll get this."}, {"start": 16273.66, "end": 16276.140000000001, "text": " Now I can reduce its cooldown, hopefully."}, {"start": 16276.140000000001, "end": 16277.140000000001, "text": " Move that up."}, {"start": 16277.140000000001, "end": 16278.140000000001, "text": " Move that there."}, {"start": 16278.140000000001, "end": 16279.140000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 16279.140000000001, "end": 16280.140000000001, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 16280.140000000001, "end": 16285.140000000001, "text": " Wait, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 16285.140000000001, "end": 16288.140000000001, "text": " That looks better."}, {"start": 16288.140000000001, "end": 16294.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, I should level up."}, {"start": 16294.140000000001, "end": 16296.140000000001, "text": " Fuck, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 16296.140000000001, "end": 16298.140000000001, "text": " So what's its crit chance? 30%?"}, {"start": 16298.140000000001, "end": 16300.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, I need more."}, {"start": 16300.140000000001, "end": 16301.140000000001, "text": " A lot of dark."}, {"start": 16301.140000000001, "end": 16303.140000000001, "text": " This guy's got to fucking execute."}, {"start": 16303.140000000001, "end": 16305.140000000001, "text": " I don't think I kill him."}, {"start": 16310.140000000001, "end": 16312.140000000001, "text": " Maybe I do"}, {"start": 16315.02, "end": 16317.02, "text": " I didn't mean to take that"}, {"start": 16318.6, "end": 16325.140000000001, "text": " Fuck make an item frosty and gain a frozen orb. It is not what I wanted to do fuck"}, {"start": 16326.740000000002, "end": 16330.500000000002, "text": " Fuck fuck. I think I had a level three option to"}, {"start": 16330.5, "end": 16344.02, "text": " was it you had King okay I thank God it wasn't actually I guess I still don't get"}, {"start": 16344.02, "end": 16351.62, "text": " it and that sucks make an item frosty and gain a frozen orb you can drag"}, {"start": 16351.62, "end": 16361.26, "text": " Fuck it, this is free shit."}, {"start": 16361.26, "end": 16362.26, "text": " Another archery book."}, {"start": 16362.26, "end": 16369.26, "text": " What does this do at max?"}, {"start": 16369.26, "end": 16393.14, "text": " level, leave, fight, show."}, {"start": 16393.14, "end": 16397.14, "text": " So now I'm at a point now where I'm kinda just fucked, until I can upgrade this boat"}, {"start": 16397.14, "end": 16406.079999999998, "text": " to level 3. Which I don't think is gonna happen. I'm basically 100% crit chance, warrior shield."}, {"start": 16406.079999999998, "end": 16413.52, "text": " Increase the chance of finding this item in the shop. I guess I'll wait for like a witch"}, {"start": 16413.52, "end": 16424.52, "text": " or something I guess. Maybe they gobble it."}, {"start": 16432.52, "end": 16435.52, "text": " Okay big gobby."}, {"start": 16435.52, "end": 16441.96, "text": " I guess we'll take this neck just for now, just so I'm a little strong, buy another"}, {"start": 16441.96, "end": 16442.96, "text": " gobby."}, {"start": 16442.96, "end": 16449.16, "text": " Where's my gobby at?"}, {"start": 16449.16, "end": 16452.4, "text": " Didn't I combine a gobby?"}, {"start": 16452.4, "end": 16458.68, "text": " Oh, it equipped right."}, {"start": 16458.68, "end": 16461.36, "text": " So confused."}, {"start": 16461.36, "end": 16462.36, "text": " Another gobby."}, {"start": 16462.36, "end": 16465.36, "text": " How do I freeze?"}, {"start": 16465.36, "end": 16471.8, "text": " Let's freeze the gobby leave shop increase the odds of getting it. Maybe I just keep some gobbies locked down"}, {"start": 16481.84, "end": 16488.22, "text": " Okay by that I have three lucky rolls bang gain a copy of an item all right"}, {"start": 16495.36, "end": 16515.32, "text": " I mean fuck it, I guess."}, {"start": 16515.32, "end": 16517.36, "text": " Leap shop, fight."}, {"start": 16517.36, "end": 16524.36, "text": " probably is I feel like I'm not scaling a lot of damage here"}, {"start": 16524.36, "end": 16535.0, "text": " okay epic gobby"}, {"start": 16535.0, "end": 16560.12, "text": " I think I might need to pivot soon, I don't know I'm all over 100% crit chance so I think"}, {"start": 16560.12, "end": 16564.48, "text": " sell that will go that the guys keep"}, {"start": 16564.48, "end": 16566.48, "text": " playing I'm gonna get 10 wins no problem"}, {"start": 16566.48, "end": 16568.6, "text": " that's nice get the curse neck that'd be"}, {"start": 16568.6, "end": 16570.28, "text": " great I don't know if I just saw it or"}, {"start": 16570.28, "end": 16573.879999999997, "text": " not but another goblet"}, {"start": 16576.399999999998, "end": 16578.92, "text": " fuck it put the brass knife in over the"}, {"start": 16578.92, "end": 16581.28, "text": " gobby"}, {"start": 16581.28, "end": 16591.28, "text": " I lose. There's no way I win this."}, {"start": 16591.28, "end": 16597.92, "text": " Okay, I won this."}, {"start": 16597.92, "end": 16601.64, "text": " See now I go endless mode, but I don't have the scaling that everyone else does."}, {"start": 16601.64, "end": 16607.64, "text": " I just skipped a witch belt. What a misplay."}, {"start": 16607.64, "end": 16634.92, "text": " Oh, Warhorn."}, {"start": 16634.92, "end": 16637.62, "text": " Maybe I take this book out."}, {"start": 16637.62, "end": 16644.62, "text": " Maybe I start trying to ramp this warhorn."}, {"start": 16644.62, "end": 16646.3, "text": " Who knows?"}, {"start": 16646.3, "end": 16651.3, "text": " Maybe it gets crazy."}, {"start": 16651.3, "end": 16662.059999999998, "text": " Okay, 9.6 seconds CD."}, {"start": 16662.06, "end": 16667.06, "text": " shield like I'm at a point where I'm not going to go that far"}, {"start": 16673.06, "end": 16682.06, "text": " and I fucking know it. Upgrade the horn, the witch belt, candy"}, {"start": 16692.06, "end": 16699.06, "text": " All right, let's go, hold brass knife in."}, {"start": 16699.06, "end": 16708.5, "text": " Oh, that was close."}, {"start": 16708.5, "end": 16714.02, "text": " I'd love to get my bow max level."}, {"start": 16714.02, "end": 16718.100000000002, "text": " Really fucking would."}, {"start": 16718.1, "end": 16725.1, "text": " cool and epic goblet."}, {"start": 16733.1, "end": 16736.1, "text": " I'm gonna sell that 400 gold scroll."}, {"start": 16736.1, "end": 16742.1, "text": " Maybe I can get something"}, {"start": 16742.1, "end": 16746.1, "text": " like an extra, another warhorn."}, {"start": 16746.1, "end": 16748.219999999998, "text": " Or maybe another time thing in the jig"}, {"start": 16755.699999999997, "end": 16758.78, "text": " I guess I can copy the one yeah, what if I don't need to"}, {"start": 16767.5, "end": 16769.5, "text": " Okay, we'll upgrade that nice"}, {"start": 16776.1, "end": 16788.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16788.1, "end": 16805.94, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 16805.94, "end": 16807.94, "text": " I need my Dreamcatcher to proc here."}, {"start": 16809.539999999997, "end": 16810.539999999997, "text": " Big procs."}, {"start": 16813.539999999997, "end": 16814.539999999997, "text": " I lose."}, {"start": 16814.54, "end": 16840.18, "text": " Yeah, I just fucking send it. Let's go. Hi, lose again. This guy's gonna fucking blast"}, {"start": 16840.18, "end": 16844.98, "text": " me to oblivion. Oh, maybe not. How is this damage so bad?"}, {"start": 16850.74, "end": 16854.260000000002, "text": " Nine seconds CD on the war horn now. Still shit."}, {"start": 16854.260000000002, "end": 16878.340000000004, "text": " I'm rolling all the way down trying to get the CD reduction of Warhorn."}, {"start": 16878.340000000004, "end": 16881.18, "text": " That's where my head's at and I'm not gonna fucking leave it."}, {"start": 16881.18, "end": 16882.18, "text": " Bowser's."}, {"start": 16882.18, "end": 16883.18, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 16883.18, "end": 16888.18, "text": " Okay, couple warhorns here and there. Sell that, bang bang, roll."}, {"start": 16893.18, "end": 16896.18, "text": " Other witch belt, sure. Okay, epic."}, {"start": 16900.18, "end": 16905.18, "text": " Upgrade that neck. Okay, upgrade the warhorn. Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 16906.18, "end": 16908.18, "text": " Uh, sells for the most. Sell it."}, {"start": 16908.18, "end": 16916.9, "text": " sell it. Now will it actually matter? I don't think my scaling damage is horrible. It's really bad."}, {"start": 16920.74, "end": 16922.420000000002, "text": " It's seven gold to roll at this point."}, {"start": 16925.62, "end": 16926.58, "text": " I have two lives."}, {"start": 16926.58, "end": 16936.940000000002, "text": " A Dreamcatcher procged one time."}, {"start": 16936.940000000002, "end": 16939.780000000002, "text": " One single time."}, {"start": 16939.780000000002, "end": 16945.140000000003, "text": " I really gotta reduce the quote on a Dreamcatcher."}, {"start": 16945.14, "end": 16952.14, "text": " But I am not getting potions that help me."}, {"start": 16966.14, "end": 16970.14, "text": " Here's where I am to increase the chance of finding it."}, {"start": 16970.14, "end": 16974.14, "text": " I'll put that on a witch belt."}, {"start": 16974.14, "end": 16976.14, "text": " Nice, maybe I can start ramping now"}, {"start": 16979.02, "end": 16981.02, "text": " Trash"}, {"start": 16987.18, "end": 16990.62, "text": " Excellent, okay, we want that bucket 50g bang"}, {"start": 16995.02, "end": 17000.059999999998, "text": " By another 10 reduce CDR bang"}, {"start": 17004.14, "end": 17013.16, "text": " All right, let's go I can only take two losses, okay, and wait I'm doing damage now"}, {"start": 17014.78, "end": 17016.78, "text": " Guess I got through a shield. Oh"}, {"start": 17020.14, "end": 17026.239999999998, "text": " Nice fell ah fuck my bad. Oh my I just briefed so hard"}, {"start": 17031.7, "end": 17033.7, "text": " Stupid fucking mistakes"}, {"start": 17034.14, "end": 17047.02, "text": " Fuck it, bronze knife I guess."}, {"start": 17047.02, "end": 17057.1, "text": " It's already maxed out, but sells for the most."}, {"start": 17057.1, "end": 17077.94, "text": " already maxed out two. Another gobby. Okay, excellent. Okay, looking good. Hopefully I"}, {"start": 17077.94, "end": 17083.46, "text": " get someone who just lives forever and doesn't one-tap me. Sir, can you please"}, {"start": 17083.46, "end": 17091.7, "text": " event is a little bit longer here also don't win that's important whoo 7.6"}, {"start": 17091.7, "end": 17097.059999999998, "text": " second CD it's definitely getting trimmed"}, {"start": 17113.46, "end": 17130.46, "text": " I didn't mean to roll there. That was a mistake. That was a fat finger. Sell the dagger? Yeah,"}, {"start": 17130.46, "end": 17134.46, "text": " I could, but I rolled like I said, I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 17138.14, "end": 17138.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17144.18, "end": 17146.379999999997, "text": " Okay, Epic Necklace, big crit."}, {"start": 17146.379999999997, "end": 17148.739999999998, "text": " That's already maxed, but sells for the most."}, {"start": 17150.579999999998, "end": 17152.02, "text": " How do you, here we go."}, {"start": 17153.02, "end": 17155.02, "text": " Keybindings are a little awkward."}, {"start": 17155.02, "end": 17157.3, "text": " You're gonna have to sell the goblets, big bro."}, {"start": 17157.3, "end": 17157.8, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 17159.3, "end": 17161.3, "text": " Yeah, I probably am gonna have to do that, aren't I?"}, {"start": 17174.1, "end": 17175.6, "text": " Why did I buy that? What am I doing?"}, {"start": 17187.3, "end": 17190.3, "text": " These are one-stars. These are actually huge for me."}, {"start": 17194.8, "end": 17198.8, "text": " You need to replace the dagger. Yeah, but with what? I have no idea."}, {"start": 17198.8, "end": 17223.8, "text": " I guess I can try and go for a two- yeah two-star shield, sell that."}, {"start": 17223.8, "end": 17238.52, "text": " buy all. really? you think buy it? why?"}, {"start": 17238.52, "end": 17245.28, "text": " because you get chests. oh, you're right."}, {"start": 17245.28, "end": 17271.28, "text": " I didn't know I'd get chest for all those."}, {"start": 17271.28, "end": 17278.28, "text": " Okay, big income."}, {"start": 17278.28, "end": 17279.28, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 17279.28, "end": 17287.28, "text": " The fucker got activated hard."}, {"start": 17287.28, "end": 17289.28, "text": " Warhorn is now at 6.8 seconds."}, {"start": 17289.28, "end": 17290.28, "text": " Go down."}, {"start": 17290.28, "end": 17291.28, "text": " Still going down."}, {"start": 17291.28, "end": 17292.28, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 17292.28, "end": 17294.28, "text": " Introduce, go down to that."}, {"start": 17294.28, "end": 17295.28, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 17295.28, "end": 17297.28, "text": " Give an item a storm tag."}, {"start": 17297.28, "end": 17300.28, "text": " Sure, whatever."}, {"start": 17330.28, "end": 17333.48, "text": " I don't know why I gave a fuck about even doing that. I don't have any witch stuff"}, {"start": 17334.6, "end": 17336.6, "text": " other witchbell"}, {"start": 17339.48, "end": 17343.28, "text": " Gonna fucking sell those what should I put I fucking press shield? I don't know"}, {"start": 17347.8, "end": 17355.079999999998, "text": " Is this it the cleanse legendary shield I mean I guess"}, {"start": 17355.08, "end": 17367.34, "text": " pretty soon up here's the thing I do have this legendary war horn pretty fucking"}, {"start": 17367.34, "end": 17375.54, "text": " do I don't care this build has no scaling as none"}, {"start": 17375.54, "end": 17387.86, "text": " The only thing I can think of is like getting the warhorn maxed out, selling this item,"}, {"start": 17387.86, "end": 17392.940000000002, "text": " selling this item, basically pivoting, getting the regular bow and getting a new bow in,"}, {"start": 17392.940000000002, "end": 17395.260000000002, "text": " like a frost build."}, {"start": 17395.260000000002, "end": 17398.7, "text": " Plus three is pretty good."}, {"start": 17398.7, "end": 17403.02, "text": " Start of combat permanently gain three damage."}, {"start": 17403.02, "end": 17409.66, "text": " It is so worthless."}, {"start": 17409.66, "end": 17410.66, "text": " Frost Dagger?"}, {"start": 17410.66, "end": 17411.66, "text": " He needs Byglass?"}, {"start": 17411.66, "end": 17412.66, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 17412.66, "end": 17413.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17413.66, "end": 17425.66, "text": " There's a Frost, though."}, {"start": 17425.66, "end": 17443.02, "text": " I just, I actually have no idea how I'm winning at all."}, {"start": 17443.02, "end": 17450.02, "text": " i really don't know"}, {"start": 17473.02, "end": 17485.72, "text": " Man, triple flame book. I'm trying to think of like what if I managed to put like dark"}, {"start": 17485.72, "end": 17490.14, "text": " on these and they all proc in the opener? But no, I just lose the shield, who cares?"}, {"start": 17490.14, "end": 17502.74, "text": " Like who gives a fuck? Everything just loses to that one build."}, {"start": 17502.74, "end": 17503.74, "text": " level 3 dreamcatcher?"}, {"start": 17503.74, "end": 17509.74, "text": " oh yeah that'd be cool if I can get level 3"}, {"start": 17509.74, "end": 17512.74, "text": " I need a pot shesher bought the books and done that."}, {"start": 17539.74, "end": 17552.06, "text": " Okay, keep rolling here."}, {"start": 17552.06, "end": 17555.820000000003, "text": " I now can buy a 200 gold potion if I see it."}, {"start": 17555.820000000003, "end": 17561.02, "text": " Pretty much instantly, which I like."}, {"start": 17561.02, "end": 17566.66, "text": " Alright, send it."}, {"start": 17566.66, "end": 17568.66, "text": " I think I could have leveled for whatever."}, {"start": 17569.66, "end": 17571.66, "text": " Do I lose here?"}, {"start": 17571.66, "end": 17573.66, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 17575.66, "end": 17577.66, "text": " Oh, my horn activated."}, {"start": 17596.66, "end": 17613.94, "text": " Okay, double dark tag."}, {"start": 17613.94, "end": 17617.66, "text": " That's a big deal."}, {"start": 17617.66, "end": 17625.14, "text": " Instantly procs now."}, {"start": 17625.14, "end": 17634.02, "text": " dark on the lost fragment could be good here. That way it just goes instantly. I need to"}, {"start": 17634.02, "end": 17645.48, "text": " buy orbs and shit. Dark tag."}, {"start": 17645.48, "end": 17652.48, "text": " tag is also very good."}, {"start": 17675.48, "end": 17685.68, "text": " I need a dark necklace ASAP."}, {"start": 17685.68, "end": 17686.68, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 17686.68, "end": 17692.84, "text": " Yeah, sell the gobbies."}, {"start": 17692.84, "end": 17694.72, "text": " Fuck them all."}, {"start": 17694.72, "end": 17698.12, "text": " Bang bang."}, {"start": 17698.12, "end": 17703.12, "text": " Not what I want."}, {"start": 17703.12, "end": 17710.12, "text": " Trigger your start of combat effects. That's not what I needed."}, {"start": 17716.12, "end": 17722.12, "text": " Actually, it could be good. No, I think I can utilize that. I think."}, {"start": 17723.12, "end": 17728.12, "text": " There's one with the curse neck. I need Dark Orb. Yeah, I do need Dark Orb. That's true."}, {"start": 17728.12, "end": 17730.52, "text": " It's a lot of thick. God fucking dammit."}, {"start": 17730.52, "end": 17735.52, "text": " I can't believe I'm actually putting so much fucking effort into this shit trash dumbass fucking bills."}, {"start": 17736.02, "end": 17737.02, "text": " Waste of time."}, {"start": 17750.719999999998, "end": 17752.719999999998, "text": " Trigger your other frost items."}, {"start": 17753.719999999998, "end": 17755.02, "text": " Well, it's not frosty."}, {"start": 17755.02, "end": 17761.02, "text": " Need a cursed orb."}, {"start": 17761.02, "end": 17774.54, "text": " Cursed orb."}, {"start": 17774.54, "end": 17778.02, "text": " No way I ever get it either."}, {"start": 17778.02, "end": 17779.02, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 17779.02, "end": 17780.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17780.02, "end": 17781.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17781.02, "end": 17782.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17782.02, "end": 17783.02, "text": " Fucking god."}, {"start": 17783.02, "end": 17784.02, "text": " Fucking god."}, {"start": 17784.02, "end": 17786.02, "text": " 13 gold to re-roll right now by the way."}, {"start": 17791.52, "end": 17793.52, "text": " Fuck it, let's see if I win. Just gonna send it again."}, {"start": 17793.52, "end": 17794.02, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 17795.02, "end": 17796.02, "text": " How fucking cool!"}, {"start": 17803.02, "end": 17803.52, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 17807.02, "end": 17809.02, "text": " Guy fucking playing what I wish I was playing."}, {"start": 17810.02, "end": 17811.02, "text": " One item."}, {"start": 17812.02, "end": 17813.52, "text": " Only contains spell books."}, {"start": 17814.02, "end": 17819.02, "text": " damn"}, {"start": 17819.02, "end": 17822.7, "text": " thing is if I could get all books here"}, {"start": 17822.7, "end": 17827.9, "text": " if I could put dark on all of these it would make them proc"}, {"start": 17827.9, "end": 17830.82, "text": " instantly blow up but"}, {"start": 17830.82, "end": 17834.3, "text": " shield just beats me in 2000 isn't a ton"}, {"start": 17834.3, "end": 17841.3, "text": " 16k isn't even a ton"}, {"start": 17844.02, "end": 17848.7, "text": " Okay, let's sell this."}, {"start": 17848.7, "end": 17850.98, "text": " Oh my god, there's a lot."}, {"start": 17850.98, "end": 17854.18, "text": " Let's do potions up here."}, {"start": 17854.18, "end": 17855.18, "text": " Double dark."}, {"start": 17855.18, "end": 17864.18, "text": " Damn, I actually have two dark things, too."}, {"start": 17864.18, "end": 17886.66, "text": " Look at that! A frost dagger!"}, {"start": 17886.66, "end": 17888.66, "text": " F**k this level up for the goddamn chest"}, {"start": 17916.66, "end": 17937.3, "text": " I'm just rolling for a dark orb."}, {"start": 17937.3, "end": 17956.3, "text": " going to get it. Contains one star items. Okay well I now have a level two dagger so"}, {"start": 17956.3, "end": 17962.78, "text": " I could throw that onto the board. What's the CD on legendary horn? Whenever a frosty"}, {"start": 17962.78, "end": 17968.78, "text": " Adam Triggers permanently gain whatever. Well, I don't really have any frosty fucking shit, do I?"}, {"start": 18022.78, "end": 18029.78, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 18029.78, "end": 18031.78, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 18031.78, "end": 18036.78, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 18036.78, "end": 18042.78, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 18042.78, "end": 18046.78, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 18046.78, "end": 18050.78, "text": " 5"}, {"start": 18050.78, "end": 18055.78, "text": " Yeah, it's just fucking over."}, {"start": 18055.78, "end": 18059.78, "text": " Oh, hey, my horn did a little bit there."}, {"start": 18059.78, "end": 18061.78, "text": " 3.6 second CD horn."}, {"start": 18061.78, "end": 18064.78, "text": " That was just awful. What a shit fucking run."}, {"start": 18064.78, "end": 18067.78, "text": " Alright. Oh, that was such a waste of time."}, {"start": 18067.78, "end": 18070.78, "text": " Got a sponsor today."}, {"start": 18070.78, "end": 18074.78, "text": " Shield nerf incoming. Thank God."}, {"start": 18074.78, "end": 18077.78, "text": " Climb raiding instead of this shit endless."}, {"start": 18077.78, "end": 18080.86, "text": " Maybe I should, but sponsor for now."}, {"start": 18080.86, "end": 18082.36, "text": " Hang the heck on, team."}, {"start": 18083.34, "end": 18084.46, "text": " Moon Momento."}, {"start": 18092.18, "end": 18094.379999999997, "text": " I need to, oh fuck, I need to download the game."}, {"start": 18094.379999999997, "end": 18095.219999999998, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 18100.82, "end": 18101.739999999998, "text": " I haven't done that."}, {"start": 18101.739999999998, "end": 18102.579999999998, "text": " I spaced out."}, {"start": 18107.78, "end": 18109.78, "text": " Alright, download on Windows."}, {"start": 18109.78, "end": 18111.78, "text": " Call NT!"}, {"start": 18111.78, "end": 18113.78, "text": " What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 18113.78, "end": 18115.78, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 18115.78, "end": 18117.78, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 18119.78, "end": 18121.78, "text": " Okay, I think it's the website."}, {"start": 18121.78, "end": 18122.78, "text": " Blasting music."}, {"start": 18122.78, "end": 18123.78, "text": " Start install."}, {"start": 18123.78, "end": 18125.78, "text": " Agree!"}, {"start": 18137.78, "end": 18138.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18138.78, "end": 18139.78, "text": " Casting couch."}, {"start": 18139.78, "end": 18144.78, "text": " It's kind of a bad music, isn't it?"}, {"start": 18144.78, "end": 18145.78, "text": " Install."}, {"start": 18145.78, "end": 18146.78, "text": " Download now."}, {"start": 18146.78, "end": 18147.78, "text": " Oh, my music."}, {"start": 18147.78, "end": 18148.78, "text": " What the French toast?"}, {"start": 18148.78, "end": 18160.78, "text": " But why is it taking me to NVIDIADUK, my drivers?"}, {"start": 18160.78, "end": 18165.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18165.78, "end": 18192.34, "text": " closing music my bad my bad should have downloaded this beforehand. Whoops. I have"}, {"start": 18192.34, "end": 18199.58, "text": " have no idea what I'm doing in this game. Truly have zero clue what's happening, but"}, {"start": 18199.58, "end": 18206.58, "text": " I'm going to find out. I'm pumped."}, {"start": 18206.74, "end": 18213.74, "text": " Wifus, okay. And we do that."}, {"start": 18213.74, "end": 18231.74, "text": " Let the chatters that know help you so you can bandwave after."}, {"start": 18231.74, "end": 18233.74, "text": " I could make a list."}, {"start": 18233.74, "end": 18240.74, "text": " It's true."}, {"start": 18240.74, "end": 18255.940000000002, "text": " I feel like I shouldn't be having this cat next to my chair, I'm going to accidentally"}, {"start": 18255.940000000002, "end": 18258.7, "text": " roll him over or something."}, {"start": 18258.7, "end": 18263.86, "text": " Walter, come here."}, {"start": 18263.86, "end": 18266.86, "text": " Oh, you can't be here."}, {"start": 18266.86, "end": 18268.54, "text": " Who's a big boy?"}, {"start": 18268.54, "end": 18270.02, "text": " Who's sleeping on the floor?"}, {"start": 18270.02, "end": 18275.420000000002, "text": " It's you. Oh, he was so tired. I woke him up."}, {"start": 18276.420000000002, "end": 18277.22, "text": " He's hoping."}, {"start": 18283.72, "end": 18284.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18287.52, "end": 18287.920000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18290.02, "end": 18291.82, "text": " Look at this baby."}, {"start": 18291.82, "end": 18298.78, "text": " Oh, a little scout massage. Wow."}, {"start": 18307.34, "end": 18316.38, "text": " Look at that. Everybody under the chin. Oh, your neck massage. Oh, he's drooling, gross. Yuck. Get out of here."}, {"start": 18321.82, "end": 18330.82, "text": " Not done."}, {"start": 18330.82, "end": 18347.26, "text": " Oh, TBC season is ending soon."}, {"start": 18347.260000000002, "end": 18350.620000000003, "text": " Ziko messaged me and said that apparently the team that"}, {"start": 18350.620000000003, "end": 18353.460000000003, "text": " i haven't queued on in like months"}, {"start": 18353.460000000003, "end": 18359.58, "text": " apparently i'm gonna get gladiator"}, {"start": 18359.58, "end": 18363.960000000003, "text": " haven't logged in and fucking god knows how long"}, {"start": 18363.960000000003, "end": 18366.620000000003, "text": " then again i don't think anyone's playing it's dead"}, {"start": 18366.620000000003, "end": 18370.640000000003, "text": " that's why i'm getting glad without even playing"}, {"start": 18370.640000000003, "end": 18372.460000000003, "text": " don't you need at least ten games"}, {"start": 18372.460000000003, "end": 18374.500000000004, "text": " uh... that's for points every week"}, {"start": 18374.5, "end": 18381.5, "text": " pretty sure i still get gladiator"}, {"start": 18389.14, "end": 18392.14, "text": " also people are playing warcraft three"}, {"start": 18392.14, "end": 18396.42, "text": " they're doing another grubby tournament that's cool"}, {"start": 18396.42, "end": 18398.16, "text": " so i hate post about you"}, {"start": 18398.16, "end": 18401.48, "text": " getting some good item drop and then not logging in on that character"}, {"start": 18401.48, "end": 18402.74, "text": " afterwards"}, {"start": 18402.74, "end": 18406.66, "text": " uh... all where i made a group for girls and then i took"}, {"start": 18406.66, "end": 18408.100000000002, "text": " dst"}, {"start": 18408.100000000002, "end": 18415.100000000002, "text": " and i haven't logged in since"}, {"start": 18417.620000000003, "end": 18421.54, "text": " i did do that"}, {"start": 18421.54, "end": 18422.54, "text": " bummer"}, {"start": 18422.54, "end": 18424.420000000002, "text": " i mean"}, {"start": 18424.420000000002, "end": 18429.22, "text": " shouldn't have gone to my rate where i reserved it"}, {"start": 18429.22, "end": 18432.460000000003, "text": " make your own rate"}, {"start": 18432.46, "end": 18434.86, "text": " What kind of hate post is that?"}, {"start": 18434.86, "end": 18437.7, "text": " It's a World of Warcraft Reddit post."}, {"start": 18437.7, "end": 18439.98, "text": " Streamer is bad, streamer bad."}, {"start": 18439.98, "end": 18441.7, "text": " It works, it farms."}, {"start": 18446.98, "end": 18448.54, "text": " All right, sponsor time."}, {"start": 18451.18, "end": 18452.02, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 18458.46, "end": 18460.54, "text": " You are bad for that though, I am?"}, {"start": 18462.46, "end": 18464.46, "text": " It's weird"}, {"start": 18492.46, "end": 18499.46, "text": " Wow that's beautiful. I'm gonna grab a drink."}, {"start": 18552.46, "end": 18577.379999999997, "text": " Look at these fuckers."}, {"start": 18577.38, "end": 18578.440000000002, "text": " Is he teddy on the floor?"}, {"start": 18578.440000000002, "end": 18578.940000000002, "text": " Teddy!"}, {"start": 18578.940000000002, "end": 18580.620000000003, "text": " Psst, psst, psst!"}, {"start": 18580.620000000003, "end": 18581.280000000002, "text": " You're candy!"}, {"start": 18581.280000000002, "end": 18584.4, "text": " Psst, psst, psst!"}, {"start": 18584.4, "end": 18585.2, "text": " Now they don't want to."}, {"start": 18588.04, "end": 18590.84, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 18590.84, "end": 18592.06, "text": " My favorite gotcha streamer?"}, {"start": 18592.06, "end": 18592.960000000003, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 18592.960000000003, "end": 18594.06, "text": " Big time gotcha man."}, {"start": 18597.24, "end": 18597.9, "text": " Are they dead?"}, {"start": 18597.9, "end": 18598.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 18602.2, "end": 18604.08, "text": " Login with Facebook?"}, {"start": 18604.08, "end": 18605.280000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18605.280000000002, "end": 18605.760000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 18605.760000000002, "end": 18606.760000000002, "text": " Let me log in."}, {"start": 18606.760000000002, "end": 18607.760000000002, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 18607.760000000002, "end": 18611.160000000003, "text": " Can Google log in?"}, {"start": 18611.160000000003, "end": 18612.160000000003, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 18612.160000000003, "end": 18613.160000000003, "text": " Surely."}, {"start": 18613.160000000003, "end": 18614.160000000003, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 18614.160000000003, "end": 18615.160000000003, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 18615.160000000003, "end": 18628.160000000003, "text": " What the fuck's my password?"}, {"start": 18628.16, "end": 18638.16, "text": " What the fuck's my password?"}, {"start": 18638.16, "end": 18662.04, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18662.04, "end": 18663.04, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 18663.04, "end": 18665.04, "text": " Took me a bit. I gotta grab my phone."}, {"start": 18673.68, "end": 18674.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18680.88, "end": 18681.88, "text": " Yes, it's me."}, {"start": 18685.100000000002, "end": 18686.100000000002, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 18687.2, "end": 18688.2, "text": " Continue."}, {"start": 18693.04, "end": 18698.74, "text": " Enter your birthday. Surely I can show my screen now, right?"}, {"start": 18700.600000000002, "end": 18702.600000000002, "text": " To..."}, {"start": 18704.0, "end": 18706.2, "text": " Oh, this is month. This is day. Oh."}, {"start": 18708.84, "end": 18710.84, "text": " 15... 2..."}, {"start": 18718.120000000003, "end": 18720.120000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18723.04, "end": 18725.100000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18753.04, "end": 18755.100000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18783.04, "end": 18785.100000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18813.04, "end": 18815.100000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18843.04, "end": 18845.100000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18873.04, "end": 18875.04, "text": " You"}, {"start": 18875.04, "end": 18877.04, "text": " You"}, {"start": 18900.120000000003, "end": 18902.120000000003, "text": " Maybe not solid"}, {"start": 18902.12, "end": 18909.12, "text": " Voluntary."}, {"start": 18909.12, "end": 18918.12, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 18918.12, "end": 18943.6, "text": " This music is quite loud over the audio or dialogue."}, {"start": 18943.6, "end": 18944.6, "text": " What's going on streamer?"}, {"start": 18944.6, "end": 18947.84, "text": " Well this is a sponsorship from NTE."}, {"start": 18947.84, "end": 18959.8, "text": " free to play game she's got a Capri so that's all I know excellent"}, {"start": 18961.28, "end": 18965.84, "text": " how shit turns me into a bat"}, {"start": 18968.12, "end": 18974.920000000002, "text": " hold on we're gonna go to some settings here my FPS is cooked right now is"}, {"start": 18974.920000000002, "end": 18982.4, "text": " Is there borderless fullscreen? Frame rate 60. Yeah, we're going to go to 120."}, {"start": 18982.4, "end": 18997.52, "text": " B sync off. Motion blur already off. Nice. Aced. I don't know what anything else does."}, {"start": 18997.52, "end": 19018.0, "text": " DSL all right surely that fix everything oh much smoother excellent"}, {"start": 19018.0, "end": 19031.08, "text": " Press E to redirect skill. To redirect. Like parry? Right click to dodge."}, {"start": 19037.96, "end": 19045.4, "text": " Okay I'm pressing Q I'm sure it does something. Okay it does something. E does"}, {"start": 19045.4, "end": 19047.4, "text": " or something."}, {"start": 19060.4, "end": 19062.4, "text": " Oh, should I play as this guy now? Okay."}, {"start": 19065.4, "end": 19066.4, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 19070.4, "end": 19072.4, "text": " Damn. He didn't even look."}, {"start": 19075.4, "end": 19105.2, "text": " I gotta work on my ult, holding, surely in one shot to everything."}, {"start": 19105.2, "end": 19112.280000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 19112.280000000002, "end": 19122.56, "text": " Love that for us."}, {"start": 19122.56, "end": 19127.88, "text": " Jesus Christ, she's heavy."}, {"start": 19127.88, "end": 19149.88, "text": " I feel like I only have a dodge, I don't know, okay, ulting, nice, okay, okay, okay,"}, {"start": 19149.88, "end": 19165.38, "text": " Imagine just like finding a giant stone cross and being like you know what I'm gonna carry"}, {"start": 19165.38, "end": 19176.420000000002, "text": " this around and that's what I'm gonna do that's me and a man"}, {"start": 19176.420000000002, "end": 19180.620000000003, "text": " The work-limber index and central new helios is right. Natural nullification is in effect."}, {"start": 19181.02, "end": 19183.420000000002, "text": " Continue the search for the Nexus. Do not act rashly."}, {"start": 19190.320000000003, "end": 19191.02, "text": " Something's up."}, {"start": 19202.820000000003, "end": 19205.420000000002, "text": " Someone from the Circle! What are you doing here?"}, {"start": 19206.420000000002, "end": 19208.420000000002, "text": " Oh, that's me"}, {"start": 19236.420000000002, "end": 19239.22, "text": " How'd you find such a prime viewpoint?"}, {"start": 19239.22, "end": 19243.420000000002, "text": " Nullification of the hyperbortex is such a huge discovery. I need to know what."}, {"start": 19244.420000000002, "end": 19245.420000000002, "text": " Found the Nexus."}, {"start": 19247.420000000002, "end": 19254.420000000002, "text": " I guess the more you stare at its core, the faster the nullification, the anomaly that you can't look at."}, {"start": 19254.420000000002, "end": 19255.420000000002, "text": " Surprisingly fragile."}, {"start": 19266.420000000002, "end": 19295.420000000002, "text": " I mean, it's really just throwing you into it, I'm so... okay."}, {"start": 19325.420000000002, "end": 19332.420000000002, "text": " 0"}, {"start": 19332.7, "end": 19334.2, "text": " nullified"}, {"start": 19334.2, "end": 19335.760000000002, "text": " part of a search"}, {"start": 19335.760000000002, "end": 19339.800000000003, "text": " ooo well"}, {"start": 19339.800000000003, "end": 19342.56, "text": " looks like"}, {"start": 19342.56, "end": 19351.960000000003, "text": " you're coming with me"}, {"start": 19351.96, "end": 19355.96, "text": " The Proph Island, aka the Sonic Dimension Lord."}, {"start": 19356.96, "end": 19358.96, "text": " Sonic Dimension Lord."}, {"start": 19359.96, "end": 19362.96, "text": " Alright, here comes some more freestyle."}, {"start": 19363.96, "end": 19368.96, "text": " It's been over a dozen songs. Can't you switch to a quieter channel?"}, {"start": 19370.96, "end": 19371.96, "text": " Quiet!"}, {"start": 19372.96, "end": 19375.96, "text": " I am the destiny nemesis of silence."}, {"start": 19376.96, "end": 19379.96, "text": " The bringer of cacophony!"}, {"start": 19381.96, "end": 19383.239999999998, "text": " Oh, fine, fine."}, {"start": 19383.239999999998, "end": 19385.64, "text": " Since I won't be able to keep you company for much longer,"}, {"start": 19385.64, "end": 19387.0, "text": " I'll let it slide this time."}, {"start": 19390.0, "end": 19392.84, "text": " Oh, could it be possible that the supernatural abilities of experts"}, {"start": 19392.84, "end": 19394.64, "text": " had the same origin as anomalies?"}, {"start": 19394.64, "end": 19396.079999999998, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19396.079999999998, "end": 19399.04, "text": " The homology theory is one of the existing hypotheses"}, {"start": 19399.04, "end": 19400.32, "text": " in academia."}, {"start": 19400.32, "end": 19403.28, "text": " Simply put, it suggests that the aspirabilities of what"}, {"start": 19403.28, "end": 19405.96, "text": " powers derived from human functions"}, {"start": 19405.96, "end": 19408.64, "text": " were whether powers were entered into humans."}, {"start": 19408.64, "end": 19411.44, "text": " As for whether these abilities share the same source"}, {"start": 19411.44, "end": 19415.44, "text": " So we are in a position to replace Stamble."}, {"start": 19415.44, "end": 19418.34, "text": " So wait, life is just going on even after that?"}, {"start": 19418.34, "end": 19419.18, "text": " That was normal?"}, {"start": 19424.96, "end": 19428.68, "text": " Oh, how time flies, we're already here."}, {"start": 19428.68, "end": 19432.16, "text": " Once you get out, I'll have one less fan."}, {"start": 19432.16, "end": 19435.92, "text": " Nevermind, SipTide, let's go hungry, man."}, {"start": 19435.92, "end": 19438.559999999998, "text": " Next trajectory, quantum print."}, {"start": 19438.56, "end": 19441.56, "text": " I can't let those uptight folks look down on you!"}, {"start": 19459.06, "end": 19460.06, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 19461.06, "end": 19462.56, "text": " I guess I'm here now."}, {"start": 19467.06, "end": 19468.06, "text": " Hello Nelly."}, {"start": 19468.56, "end": 19471.56, "text": " The director is in the office right now. Please follow me."}, {"start": 19471.56, "end": 19472.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19474.56, "end": 19475.56, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 19476.56, "end": 19477.56, "text": " Phone booth?"}, {"start": 19479.56, "end": 19480.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19480.56, "end": 19481.56, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19487.56, "end": 19488.56, "text": " This is your reception hall."}, {"start": 19488.56, "end": 19492.56, "text": " It usually handles scheduled low-threat anomaly cases."}, {"start": 19492.56, "end": 19493.56, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19493.56, "end": 19520.0, "text": " I can't skip the cutscenes because then I won't know what's going on."}, {"start": 19520.0, "end": 19536.08, "text": " And I do care."}, {"start": 19536.08, "end": 19538.68, "text": " So cool."}, {"start": 19538.68, "end": 19541.88, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 19541.88, "end": 19562.52, "text": " go. Good one. Hold all to call the cursor for pressing many interface. Oh, I see. Okay."}, {"start": 19562.52, "end": 19569.52, "text": " We're in the south left, I guess."}, {"start": 19569.52, "end": 19576.52, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 19576.52, "end": 19583.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19583.52, "end": 19585.52, "text": " I'll take it tomorrow"}, {"start": 19587.98, "end": 19590.84, "text": " Okay, I mean so spirited mint puts my mind at ease"}, {"start": 19591.600000000002, "end": 19594.38, "text": " Is this an anomaly for temporary containment?"}, {"start": 19594.56, "end": 19599.84, "text": " The trouble someone sent of her by a senior colleague. They haven't found a way to nullify it yet"}, {"start": 19602.4, "end": 19605.08, "text": " The high reps told me to put it in tech fun for now"}, {"start": 19606.04, "end": 19608.24, "text": " Hey, are you the newcomer? Hello?"}, {"start": 19609.08, "end": 19611.4, "text": " She's got cannons of anomaly control"}, {"start": 19611.4, "end": 19635.800000000003, "text": " I think there's got to be an autoplay oh skip the story of course not"}, {"start": 19635.8, "end": 19636.8, "text": " Not."}, {"start": 19636.8, "end": 19637.8, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 19665.8, "end": 19686.8, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 19686.8, "end": 19693.8, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19693.8, "end": 19698.8, "text": " the"}, {"start": 19698.8, "end": 19714.8, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19714.8, "end": 19728.38, "text": " So I don't get to pick my name, I'm just Coco."}, {"start": 19728.38, "end": 19741.7, "text": " It's hard to move my cam up and down, it's like low mouse sense that way."}, {"start": 19741.7, "end": 19745.66, "text": " The escortor from Groth Island has finally learned to be punctual."}, {"start": 19746.66, "end": 19748.9, "text": " This should be our first official meeting."}, {"start": 19749.4, "end": 19752.7, "text": " Let's skip the boring pleasantries and get straight to the point."}, {"start": 19753.0, "end": 19753.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19755.4, "end": 19760.2, "text": " Seven weeks ago, New Helios experienced a Class 7 anomaly disaster."}, {"start": 19760.2, "end": 19761.7, "text": " That was seven weeks ago?"}, {"start": 19762.100000000002, "end": 19767.0, "text": " You appeared with an unknown anomaly, both undetectable by the Wertheimer Index."}, {"start": 19767.5, "end": 19769.5, "text": " We have never seen anything like this."}, {"start": 19769.5, "end": 19777.46, "text": " The hyper vortex was nullified you who were brought back from the scene have no memory of anything before your appearance"}, {"start": 19778.06, "end": 19784.06, "text": " During your education on grove Island. Did you recall anything anime protag wakes up with no memories?"}, {"start": 19784.06, "end": 19786.06, "text": " I've never seen it done before"}, {"start": 19786.22, "end": 19788.22, "text": " I still have no memory of anything before"}, {"start": 19788.94, "end": 19795.28, "text": " After the hyper vortex incident the code zero were you having faced it at the scene should understand"}, {"start": 19795.28, "end": 19800.16, "text": " It's difficult due to your unique connection and keen perception of anomaly nexuses"}, {"start": 19800.5, "end": 19806.559999999998, "text": " We hope we could join efforts and contain this contract is both a shackle and an opportunity for you"}, {"start": 19806.559999999998, "end": 19807.559999999998, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 19807.559999999998, "end": 19813.48, "text": " Perhaps through pursuing code zero you may uncover your path once the contract is sealed"}, {"start": 19814.48, "end": 19816.48, "text": " Can break its binding"}, {"start": 19817.039999999997, "end": 19819.039999999997, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 19820.64, "end": 19822.64, "text": " Contract sign"}, {"start": 19825.28, "end": 19832.28, "text": " Is this going to be my name?"}, {"start": 19832.28, "end": 19841.28, "text": " Ooh, maybe no stars."}, {"start": 19841.28, "end": 19846.28, "text": " Uh!"}, {"start": 19846.28, "end": 19851.28, "text": " Lock it in!"}, {"start": 19851.28, "end": 19857.199999999997, "text": " Since code zero is undetectable by the worthheimer index, we cannot predict when or where it will"}, {"start": 19857.199999999997, "end": 19863.6, "text": " appear. What we can speculate is that it is highly likely to be drawn to anomalies of class seven"}, {"start": 19863.6, "end": 19869.52, "text": " or above. When it reappears, you will need to handle it. In the meantime, you can settle in"}, {"start": 19869.52, "end": 19876.32, "text": " and work here. Alright. Hey, bone and tea shop. Well, being an antique shop, it's actually"}, {"start": 19876.32, "end": 19880.8, "text": " besides the bureau. I don't need to stay here for further observation. Consider it a thank you"}, {"start": 19880.8, "end": 19889.8, "text": " Alright, so I signed up to something and something's going on and now I'm leaving and I did something."}, {"start": 19889.8, "end": 19893.8, "text": " My name's Cannon's. Now something is happening."}, {"start": 19893.8, "end": 19898.8, "text": " This is response protocol. Contain it. I do the unit for containment breach."}, {"start": 19905.8, "end": 19906.8, "text": " Containment breach!"}, {"start": 19908.8, "end": 19909.8, "text": " I'm not leaving!"}, {"start": 19910.8, "end": 19911.8, "text": " So do that long to see it?"}, {"start": 19911.8, "end": 19912.8, "text": " In breach!"}, {"start": 19912.8, "end": 19930.8, "text": " I knew it. Recontain it as soon as possible. Sorry, Director! I want it!"}, {"start": 19930.8, "end": 19940.8, "text": " Though it's a low-threat anomaly, underestimating it will still lead to consequences."}, {"start": 19940.8, "end": 19950.8, "text": " Okay, investigate that."}, {"start": 19950.8, "end": 19960.32, "text": " Okay, I'm interesting."}, {"start": 19960.32, "end": 19961.32, "text": " Sick moves."}, {"start": 19961.32, "end": 19968.32, "text": " I'm going to go get him."}, {"start": 19968.32, "end": 19969.32, "text": " Coco?"}, {"start": 19969.32, "end": 19970.32, "text": " Are you here to help?"}, {"start": 19970.32, "end": 19971.32, "text": " Yes, I've seen trouble earlier."}, {"start": 19971.32, "end": 19972.32, "text": " Oh, you're the best."}, {"start": 19972.32, "end": 19975.32, "text": " Once we deal with this thing, let me treat you to a feast."}, {"start": 19975.32, "end": 19976.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 19976.32, "end": 19978.32, "text": " The anomaly has strong spatial abilities."}, {"start": 19978.32, "end": 19979.32, "text": " Nexus."}, {"start": 19979.32, "end": 19983.32, "text": " The key to contain or nullifying an anomaly is called a nexus."}, {"start": 19983.32, "end": 19984.32, "text": " It's usually..."}, {"start": 19984.32, "end": 19989.32, "text": " I must have destroyed the Hypervore Texas nexus at that time."}, {"start": 19989.32, "end": 19990.32, "text": " You're here."}, {"start": 19990.32, "end": 19993.32, "text": " Cocoa and I will complete the mission."}, {"start": 19993.32, "end": 19994.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19994.32, "end": 19997.32, "text": " She has never worked in our organization before."}, {"start": 19997.32, "end": 19998.32, "text": " Right away."}, {"start": 19998.32, "end": 20004.32, "text": " These things are called, don't worry Cocoa."}, {"start": 20004.32, "end": 20005.32, "text": " Help protects you."}, {"start": 20005.32, "end": 20006.32, "text": " Leave it to me."}, {"start": 20006.32, "end": 20007.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20007.32, "end": 20008.32, "text": " Level one, huh?"}, {"start": 20008.32, "end": 20009.32, "text": " Where's my HP?"}, {"start": 20009.32, "end": 20010.32, "text": " Do you remember his joint presence?"}, {"start": 20010.32, "end": 20011.32, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 20011.32, "end": 20012.32, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 20012.32, "end": 20013.32, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 20013.32, "end": 20014.32, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 20014.32, "end": 20015.32, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 20015.32, "end": 20016.32, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 20016.32, "end": 20017.32, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 20017.32, "end": 20021.0, "text": " Okay, he remembers to join press 2 to switch characters."}, {"start": 20022.6, "end": 20023.96, "text": " Oh, for comboing?"}, {"start": 20033.239999999998, "end": 20034.6, "text": " Right, loot this or..."}, {"start": 20037.72, "end": 20038.44, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20047.32, "end": 20052.32, "text": " That's per cycle h"}, {"start": 20066.32, "end": 20071.32, "text": " That's a damn, I've got my ult, but I'll save it for the next fight. I've got double ult."}, {"start": 20077.32, "end": 20079.72, "text": " Let's try to see if there's a reaction with the container."}, {"start": 20082.82, "end": 20083.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20086.12, "end": 20087.72, "text": " Ugh, no reaction."}, {"start": 20088.32, "end": 20089.52, "text": " How did you know?"}, {"start": 20093.32, "end": 20094.12, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 20094.62, "end": 20095.72, "text": " Just intuition."}, {"start": 20096.32, "end": 20097.52, "text": " The atmosphere here..."}, {"start": 20097.52, "end": 20100.12, "text": " Coco, you have amazing intuition!"}, {"start": 20100.22, "end": 20101.92, "text": " You have not even half of that?"}, {"start": 20102.12, "end": 20104.32, "text": " I wouldn't always be at the bottom in exams!"}, {"start": 20104.42, "end": 20105.42, "text": " You're such a loser."}, {"start": 20105.420000000002, "end": 20111.100000000002, "text": " i could even become an anomaly hunter earning maybe three times no five times more than here"}, {"start": 20114.780000000002, "end": 20119.34, "text": " focus on the task and stop fooling around okay yes director"}, {"start": 20121.100000000002, "end": 20124.38, "text": " it's so dark in this tunnel don't be scared"}, {"start": 20130.54, "end": 20131.100000000002, "text": " interesting"}, {"start": 20131.100000000002, "end": 20134.100000000002, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 20134.100000000002, "end": 20143.100000000002, "text": " Can't see down."}, {"start": 20143.100000000002, "end": 20157.100000000002, "text": " Oh, swap to and look down."}, {"start": 20157.100000000002, "end": 20159.100000000002, "text": " Yep, there it is."}, {"start": 20159.100000000002, "end": 20161.100000000002, "text": " For gaming"}, {"start": 20168.100000000002, "end": 20170.100000000002, "text": " Relax I"}, {"start": 20173.620000000003, "end": 20176.500000000004, "text": " Will say I don't like the"}, {"start": 20177.660000000003, "end": 20182.74, "text": " What is it split mouse sensitivity? How can I get to that?"}, {"start": 20185.22, "end": 20187.22, "text": " UI"}, {"start": 20187.22, "end": 20192.260000000002, "text": " Display, or damage display that's enabled. How do I vertical and horizontal? Really?"}, {"start": 20192.74, "end": 20195.34, "text": " That's a lie. They are not the same."}, {"start": 20197.5, "end": 20203.02, "text": " Put it up horizontal. No, that's... I need vertical sense. Fuck it to the opposite. Whoops. I made it worse."}, {"start": 20217.22, "end": 20234.22, "text": " what the heck how to fix this is this controller maybe did you click default"}, {"start": 20234.22, "end": 20236.22, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 20249.7, "end": 20251.7, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 20253.54, "end": 20256.16, "text": " Change vertical to double of horizontal."}, {"start": 20257.86, "end": 20260.7, "text": " Okay, but it's done. It's literally like done."}, {"start": 20260.7, "end": 20272.58, "text": " I guess maybe because I'm first person I have to adjust that yeah that's why first person"}, {"start": 20272.58, "end": 20282.22, "text": " vertical needs to be double change that to three okay let's go with that that feels"}, {"start": 20282.22, "end": 20303.260000000002, "text": " a little bit better. I can work with this. Does it?"}, {"start": 20303.260000000002, "end": 20309.02, "text": " Osphite? Use dodge before an enemy attacks, successfully evade it. Dodging consumes. Stam."}, {"start": 20309.02, "end": 20312.72, "text": " When the Stam is insufficient, you cannot dodge. Stam only covers over time."}, {"start": 20312.72, "end": 20317.48, "text": " A successful dodge triggers a critical dodge and grants brief invincibility."}, {"start": 20317.48, "end": 20320.8, "text": " I didn't read the second part, whatever."}, {"start": 20320.8, "end": 20321.8, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 20321.8, "end": 20328.8, "text": " Holding."}, {"start": 20328.8, "end": 20337.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20337.8, "end": 20339.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20348.84, "end": 20350.84, "text": " Got"}, {"start": 20353.32, "end": 20364.14, "text": " What's your status the oddities are getting tougher, but still no much process. That's right closer to the nexus if you still can't nullify the anomaly after projects"}, {"start": 20367.8, "end": 20377.8, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 20377.8, "end": 20380.8, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 20400.8, "end": 20402.8, "text": " Doing a lot of damage."}, {"start": 20407.8, "end": 20431.28, "text": " I can feel it's different than this must be it imagine if I know a fine anomaly even"}, {"start": 20431.28, "end": 20436.399999999998, "text": " the seniors couldn't wouldn't that be more impressive than them i won't be called a goofball"}, {"start": 20436.399999999998, "end": 20442.719999999998, "text": " and yes i'll assist you fully thanks in advance you're as warm as a cup of hot cocoa in a winter"}, {"start": 20442.719999999998, "end": 20447.68, "text": " day what did you just say to me interesting"}, {"start": 20447.68, "end": 20460.16, "text": " Level 9 picture frame."}, {"start": 20460.16, "end": 20461.760000000002, "text": " Ah yes."}, {"start": 20461.760000000002, "end": 20465.68, "text": " Hey how do I hit this thing?"}, {"start": 20465.68, "end": 20473.16, "text": " Press busy attack when warning ring is completely overlapped."}, {"start": 20473.16, "end": 20480.8, "text": " Now I can attack, it was letting me before."}, {"start": 20480.8, "end": 20485.48, "text": " Press E to cast redirect skill or press 2 to cast support skill and then hit to immediately"}, {"start": 20485.48, "end": 20490.48, "text": " trigger a parry attack."}, {"start": 20490.48, "end": 20494.48, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 20494.48, "end": 20501.48, "text": " Let's finish this."}, {"start": 20501.48, "end": 20514.48, "text": " Leave it to me, man."}, {"start": 20514.48, "end": 20516.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20522.64, "end": 20524.64, "text": " Parried"}, {"start": 20529.04, "end": 20531.04, "text": " Where'd you go"}, {"start": 20539.84, "end": 20541.84, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 20544.48, "end": 20556.78, "text": " H enemies lose break when damage their break shows under their HP when break reaches zero"}, {"start": 20556.78, "end": 20559.78, "text": " they become broken cannot act and take break damage because the team they recover from"}, {"start": 20559.78, "end": 20562.78, "text": " broken up in a short period, okay?"}, {"start": 20572.78, "end": 20574.78, "text": " Holding."}, {"start": 20580.78, "end": 20582.78, "text": " Bad."}, {"start": 20582.78, "end": 20584.78, "text": " Carried."}, {"start": 20589.78, "end": 20611.86, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 20671.86, "end": 20683.420000000002, "text": " What's last it was the super duper ultra 360 slot pretty sick. I won't lie"}, {"start": 20701.86, "end": 20703.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20712.18, "end": 20714.18, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 20717.54, "end": 20720.420000000002, "text": " Thank you mr. Picture frame"}, {"start": 20722.7, "end": 20730.34, "text": " Let's go compliment some anomalies and cleanse the world of this field handle the situation with love mint take her to abone later"}, {"start": 20731.86, "end": 20738.420000000002, "text": " Coco is going to work at Hattori Senpai shop. Um, can someone else go with her?"}, {"start": 20740.02, "end": 20743.66, "text": " If Hattori Senpai catches me again, I'll die."}, {"start": 20747.06, "end": 20750.58, "text": " All right, the miscontainment breach will count towards your performance."}, {"start": 20752.86, "end": 20757.54, "text": " Please allow me to take Coco to A-Bone. Coco, no time to waste. Let's go."}, {"start": 20757.54, "end": 20763.86, "text": " All right, take this we'll use it to contact you. Thank you for your help"}, {"start": 20764.38, "end": 20766.38, "text": " Mint, let's go"}, {"start": 20768.9, "end": 20770.9, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 20773.82, "end": 20780.7, "text": " Level two her instincts with anomalies is even we'll leave it to you nice hope that won't cause us any trouble solid firm"}, {"start": 20780.940000000002, "end": 20784.06, "text": " Director is still as rigid as ever"}, {"start": 20784.06, "end": 20786.06, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 20844.06, "end": 20853.06, "text": " We're here, wow."}, {"start": 20853.06, "end": 20865.06, "text": " Where am I going?"}, {"start": 20865.06, "end": 20867.06, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 20867.06, "end": 20871.260000000002, "text": " This is bridge crossing the old town area with many famous old shops"}, {"start": 20880.38, "end": 20885.420000000002, "text": " Is a bone in this neighborhood yes, it's on the street here follow me"}, {"start": 20889.920000000002, "end": 20894.2, "text": " Can I get ice cream nope may have cake waiting for a train"}, {"start": 20897.06, "end": 20905.66, "text": " This is my favorite scent when I'm out on duty."}, {"start": 20905.66, "end": 20907.66, "text": " Very immersive."}, {"start": 20907.66, "end": 20908.66, "text": " Press F3."}, {"start": 20908.66, "end": 20909.66, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 20909.66, "end": 20910.66, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 20910.66, "end": 20926.66, "text": " I'd like some ice cream, and I like this fucker you get off my screen, too."}, {"start": 20926.66, "end": 20931.8, "text": " cost 480 I have I've got 60 K"}, {"start": 20934.8, "end": 20936.48, "text": " Barry"}, {"start": 20936.48, "end": 20942.36, "text": " Fruity creamy vanilla tiramisu. Give me the berry fuck all this other shit"}, {"start": 20945.24, "end": 20949.96, "text": " He was the current character for a thousand health and resources, so it's actually a heal"}, {"start": 20956.66, "end": 20958.66, "text": " You can choose any place you like"}, {"start": 20962.22, "end": 20964.22, "text": " The Oracle store pass"}, {"start": 20969.34, "end": 20971.5, "text": " No first person I actually don't know how"}, {"start": 20974.86, "end": 20976.86, "text": " Control makes me walk see"}, {"start": 20979.42, "end": 20981.42, "text": " Z nice"}, {"start": 20986.66, "end": 20988.66, "text": " They're in function."}, {"start": 20988.66, "end": 20990.66, "text": " Oh, you mean the wartimer tower?"}, {"start": 20990.66, "end": 20993.66, "text": " Yeah, you don't know about the wartimer tower?"}, {"start": 20993.66, "end": 20995.66, "text": " Strange."}, {"start": 20995.66, "end": 20998.66, "text": " I'd love to get a blizzy ice cream and munchers egg roll."}, {"start": 20998.66, "end": 21001.66, "text": " Well, I wander around in the castle in a month's roll here."}, {"start": 21001.66, "end": 21003.66, "text": " Of course, we run lunch break."}, {"start": 21003.66, "end": 21005.66, "text": " Sync."}, {"start": 21016.66, "end": 21036.94, "text": " area unlocked the rooftop boxer what what the flying hell"}, {"start": 21036.94, "end": 21044.94, "text": " Oh, I'm first person AF. Damn! Wait, we got like phone? Physics."}, {"start": 21044.94, "end": 21048.94, "text": " There are lots of fun shops attracting many tourists."}, {"start": 21048.94, "end": 21052.94, "text": " Does look lively. Is Able busy as well?"}, {"start": 21052.94, "end": 21054.94, "text": " Oh, I'm done."}, {"start": 21054.94, "end": 21056.94, "text": " Can I beat the hell out of people?"}, {"start": 21056.94, "end": 21058.94, "text": " Unfortunately, I could."}, {"start": 21066.94, "end": 21069.0, "text": " you"}, {"start": 21096.94, "end": 21099.0, "text": " you"}, {"start": 21126.94, "end": 21129.0, "text": " you"}, {"start": 21156.94, "end": 21159.0, "text": " you"}, {"start": 21186.94, "end": 21189.0, "text": " you"}, {"start": 21216.94, "end": 21246.16, "text": " We have a visitor."}, {"start": 21246.16, "end": 21254.12, "text": " we have a visitor excuse you a male the fuck welcome to able are you here to buy"}, {"start": 21254.12, "end": 21256.98, "text": " antiques or discuss a commission"}, {"start": 21256.98, "end": 21262.24, "text": " neither really Coco I'm here mint reporting back"}, {"start": 21262.24, "end": 21269.88, "text": " okay what a mr. Adler and Togido have you been putting on wait"}, {"start": 21269.88, "end": 21276.32, "text": " It's been a while if our guest is with you, then"}, {"start": 21276.74, "end": 21280.36, "text": " Yep, here's the new member my apologies"}, {"start": 21280.88, "end": 21286.0, "text": " You must be the appraiser our lady requested from the director appraiser. I"}, {"start": 21286.84, "end": 21291.24, "text": " Do have some perception of anomalies, but I'm not familiar with antiques"}, {"start": 21292.760000000002, "end": 21294.760000000002, "text": " Then that must be it"}, {"start": 21295.280000000002, "end": 21297.780000000002, "text": " Allow me to introduce myself formally"}, {"start": 21297.78, "end": 21304.579999999998, "text": " I'm Adler Abel's caretaker and this is our Restore Togido"}, {"start": 21305.14, "end": 21306.239999999998, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 21306.239999999998, "end": 21313.32, "text": " Since we thought you would arrive later Togido and I were organizing the storage room. I apologize. No problem"}, {"start": 21313.32, "end": 21320.379999999997, "text": " I just rocks many of the items Abel sells are anomaly artifacts not just"}, {"start": 21325.5, "end": 21327.5, "text": " Nice to meet you"}, {"start": 21327.78, "end": 21334.66, "text": " interesting ability. It took us a long time to understand Taggedo, but now he won't be"}, {"start": 21334.66, "end": 21337.78, "text": " lonely. Okay. Please go and inform..."}, {"start": 21337.78, "end": 21338.78, "text": " Taggedo!"}, {"start": 21338.78, "end": 21339.78, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 21339.78, "end": 21350.78, "text": " Please feel free. You have a long dream. I'll prepare you for it."}, {"start": 21350.78, "end": 21351.78, "text": " Thank you, Adler."}, {"start": 21351.78, "end": 21354.78, "text": " Fun cutscenes. Wow."}, {"start": 21354.78, "end": 21356.78, "text": " I'm sorry, Mr. Adler!"}, {"start": 21356.78, "end": 21361.78, "text": " It was my mistake for not placing the hospitable house properly."}, {"start": 21361.78, "end": 21364.78, "text": " Mint, please don't hurt yourself."}, {"start": 21364.78, "end": 21368.78, "text": " Adler, is there a way to undo our current system?"}, {"start": 21368.78, "end": 21371.78, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 21371.78, "end": 21374.78, "text": " I'm sorry, Mr. Adler!"}, {"start": 21374.78, "end": 21376.78, "text": " I'm sorry, Mr. Adler!"}, {"start": 21376.78, "end": 21378.78, "text": " I'm sorry, Mr. Adler!"}, {"start": 21378.78, "end": 21382.78, "text": " It was my mistake for not placing the hospitable house properly."}, {"start": 21382.78, "end": 21384.78, "text": " Is there a way to undo our current state-"}, {"start": 21384.78, "end": 21386.78, "text": " Okay, so we shrunk."}, {"start": 21386.78, "end": 21392.78, "text": " The hospitable house shrinks those entering through the door for convenient indoor tours."}, {"start": 21392.78, "end": 21396.78, "text": " We'll return to normal in seven minutes."}, {"start": 21397.78, "end": 21399.78, "text": " Looks like it's a friendly anomaly."}, {"start": 21399.78, "end": 21403.78, "text": " Since we're here, it's hospitality deserves a tour."}, {"start": 21403.78, "end": 21404.78, "text": " Mr. Adler?"}, {"start": 21404.78, "end": 21406.78, "text": " May we?"}, {"start": 21407.78, "end": 21409.78, "text": " I'd be happy to accompany you."}, {"start": 21412.78, "end": 21435.1, "text": " We have a slight problem... when shrunken."}, {"start": 21435.1, "end": 21439.579999999998, "text": " We appear as rather unwelcome things to others."}, {"start": 21439.58, "end": 21442.02, "text": " Taikido seems to think we're cockroaches."}, {"start": 21442.02, "end": 21444.58, "text": " I don't wanna be a cockroach!"}, {"start": 21444.58, "end": 21446.780000000002, "text": " I'm not talking to owls!"}, {"start": 21446.780000000002, "end": 21450.58, "text": " Mint, our strength is also reduced."}, {"start": 21453.58, "end": 21457.58, "text": " So we can only endure 390 minutes under both spammy!"}, {"start": 21461.58, "end": 21462.58, "text": " So I have to survive."}, {"start": 21467.58, "end": 21468.58, "text": " Or beat the hell out of him."}, {"start": 21468.58, "end": 21470.58, "text": " How I died."}, {"start": 21470.58, "end": 21472.58, "text": " Holding."}, {"start": 21476.58, "end": 21478.58, "text": " Countered."}, {"start": 21498.58, "end": 21525.86, "text": " I thought I dodged that."}, {"start": 21525.86, "end": 21527.86, "text": " That's the Voltee?"}, {"start": 21551.86, "end": 21553.86, "text": " I dodged that."}, {"start": 21553.86, "end": 21555.86, "text": " Actually, I did."}, {"start": 21579.86, "end": 21581.86, "text": " Alright, beat the show."}, {"start": 21581.86, "end": 21587.06, "text": " Surely he doesn't still think we're cockroaches when I'm like eating his"}, {"start": 21587.06, "end": 21589.86, "text": " ass like this."}, {"start": 21611.86, "end": 21617.18, "text": " to insane sleep attack"}, {"start": 21630.260000000002, "end": 21636.940000000002, "text": " this is our new appraiser a bonus antique evaluations depend on her"}, {"start": 21636.94, "end": 21640.1, "text": " I'll do my best the fuck these other people"}, {"start": 21651.379999999997, "end": 21653.379999999997, "text": " Allow me to properly introduce"}, {"start": 21653.38, "end": 21655.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21665.54, "end": 21667.54, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 21674.34, "end": 21676.34, "text": " The child team"}, {"start": 21680.02, "end": 21682.02, "text": " Mm-hmm"}, {"start": 21682.02, "end": 21684.02, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 21690.02, "end": 21691.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21694.02, "end": 21695.02, "text": " They do not."}, {"start": 21699.02, "end": 21700.02, "text": " Out of my way, please."}, {"start": 21712.02, "end": 21719.02, "text": " I'm going to teach this little one a lesson."}, {"start": 21742.02, "end": 21744.02, "text": " The"}, {"start": 21748.420000000002, "end": 21750.420000000002, "text": " Taggidon take good care of Coco"}, {"start": 21752.5, "end": 21758.66, "text": " You worked all night meant please rest well when you get back. I still have to work overtime"}, {"start": 21760.02, "end": 21762.02, "text": " I'll head off now"}, {"start": 21762.18, "end": 21766.100000000002, "text": " Yes, thank you for accompanying me. No, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 21767.54, "end": 21769.54, "text": " Your accommodation has been arranged"}, {"start": 21772.02, "end": 21776.260000000002, "text": " Oh, great! Ugh! Yuck! Gross!"}, {"start": 21789.46, "end": 21790.74, "text": " Can I get down here?"}, {"start": 21802.02, "end": 21807.02, "text": " The backyard has two staff dormitories where everyone from the shi-"}, {"start": 21808.02, "end": 21809.02, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 21809.02, "end": 21811.02, "text": " From now on, this will be your room."}, {"start": 21811.02, "end": 21813.02, "text": " Tagi tagi!"}, {"start": 21813.02, "end": 21815.02, "text": " Thank you, Adler, and thank you Tagi."}, {"start": 21815.02, "end": 21816.02, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 21818.02, "end": 21823.02, "text": " When you use the weather tower, a foam booth, or the bed in your room,"}, {"start": 21823.02, "end": 21826.02, "text": " injured or unconscious characters will automatically recover."}, {"start": 21826.02, "end": 21827.02, "text": " Okay, well..."}, {"start": 21828.02, "end": 21829.02, "text": " Rest."}, {"start": 21832.02, "end": 21849.36, "text": " Press F3, well, alright, big tutorial coming at ya."}, {"start": 21849.36, "end": 21851.84, "text": " Press to select the strange encounters board."}, {"start": 21851.84, "end": 21854.84, "text": " Alright, here we go, start."}, {"start": 21854.84, "end": 21874.0, "text": " This is Mario Party?"}, {"start": 21874.0, "end": 21879.56, "text": " What the consume fabricated dice or solid dice to gain movement points, then move to the corresponding"}, {"start": 21879.56, "end": 21882.88, "text": " tile to obtain items."}, {"start": 21882.88, "end": 21887.0, "text": " Depending on a journey together tile guarantees the character shown on that tile."}, {"start": 21887.0, "end": 21891.24, "text": " When moving your character to a chest tile, you have a chance to immediately obtain S-class"}, {"start": 21891.24, "end": 21894.72, "text": " characters from current board depending on the chest type."}, {"start": 21894.72, "end": 21902.56, "text": " Okay, press and spin your pepper gate dice to roll once."}, {"start": 21902.56, "end": 21903.56, "text": " I rolled a 1."}, {"start": 21903.56, "end": 21904.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21904.56, "end": 21924.24, "text": " I got an A tier."}, {"start": 21924.24, "end": 21926.72, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 21926.72, "end": 21940.800000000003, "text": " Nice. Well, I'm out of tokens. I don't see any S-tears on the board, actually."}, {"start": 21940.800000000003, "end": 21949.84, "text": " Damn, there's none on here. What? Check mail for some more."}, {"start": 21949.84, "end": 21953.32, "text": " Let me back out of here."}, {"start": 21953.32, "end": 21956.96, "text": " Oh, equip the newly obtained characters with the arc."}, {"start": 21956.96, "end": 21957.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21957.96, "end": 21966.08, "text": " So, arc shop, tiger special, featured arcs, arc exchange."}, {"start": 21966.08, "end": 21971.16, "text": " I'm so bad at this kind of stuff."}, {"start": 21971.16, "end": 21972.16, "text": " Back out."}, {"start": 21972.16, "end": 21975.16, "text": " Now where's the mailbox?"}, {"start": 21975.16, "end": 21979.12, "text": " Do I have to physically go to it?"}, {"start": 21979.12, "end": 21985.039999999997, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 21985.039999999997, "end": 21986.039999999997, "text": " Claim."}, {"start": 21986.039999999997, "end": 21987.039999999997, "text": " Massive."}, {"start": 21987.039999999997, "end": 21988.039999999997, "text": " Plus 1600."}, {"start": 21988.039999999997, "end": 21993.719999999998, "text": " And I just claimed something else."}, {"start": 21993.719999999998, "end": 21996.2, "text": " S Class Standard Character Selection Box."}, {"start": 21996.2, "end": 22001.079999999998, "text": " It allows you to invite some people to join your team."}, {"start": 22001.079999999998, "end": 22003.079999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22003.079999999998, "end": 22007.48, "text": " Well, now let's go to F3."}, {"start": 22007.48, "end": 22022.079999999998, "text": " Actually let me go to my inventory and use the thing I just got, but how?"}, {"start": 22022.079999999998, "end": 22023.56, "text": " E?"}, {"start": 22023.56, "end": 22032.079999999998, "text": " Oh, and then here's this, use."}, {"start": 22032.079999999998, "end": 22033.079999999998, "text": " Maybe I shouldn't use this yet."}, {"start": 22033.079999999998, "end": 22036.16, "text": " I should see if I actually get one, and then I'll use it on the one I can't get,"}, {"start": 22036.16, "end": 22037.16, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 22037.16, "end": 22051.44, "text": " F3 again. And then the itchy daimy guaranteed one additional A class with a"}, {"start": 22051.44, "end": 22061.8, "text": " guaranteed S class character within 90 rolls. That's fucking nuts. Damn this"}, {"start": 22061.8, "end": 22065.719999999998, "text": " girl these two girls are powerful"}, {"start": 22067.0, "end": 22091.14, "text": " cannons roll ten times confirm okay extra or big chest I got something be"}, {"start": 22091.14, "end": 22110.84, "text": " happy. Look at these letters, man. Whoa. Whoa! The secret, or the secret fare can only be"}, {"start": 22110.84, "end": 22114.48, "text": " reached through Rainbow Bridge, or what's your greater within the secret fare? I need"}, {"start": 22114.48, "end": 22116.48, "text": " I need a 1. I need a 1 for that S."}, {"start": 22116.48, "end": 22118.48, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 22128.48, "end": 22130.48, "text": " Damn, that 5 was horrible."}, {"start": 22131.48, "end": 22133.48, "text": " Oh, now I roll a 1. Great."}, {"start": 22144.48, "end": 22150.48, "text": " Well that was shit. Let me get more tokens."}, {"start": 22168.48, "end": 22169.48, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 22169.48, "end": 22173.48, "text": " Seed to purchase. Here we go."}, {"start": 22173.48, "end": 22177.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22177.48, "end": 22181.48, "text": " Oh man, this just brought up a ton of info. Jesus."}, {"start": 22181.48, "end": 22187.48, "text": " Oh, I guess it's not on Steam. I can't use my Steam info."}, {"start": 22187.48, "end": 22191.48, "text": " You should pull the red banner, not this one. The blue characters in the red... blue are in the red too."}, {"start": 22191.48, "end": 22195.48, "text": " Okay. Let me buy some thingamajigs first. One sec."}, {"start": 22199.48, "end": 22224.48, "text": " So."}, {"start": 22224.48, "end": 22237.48, "text": " Excellent. Alright, let's find a little bit more. Might as well just, now that I'm logged"}, {"start": 22237.48, "end": 22250.48, "text": " in I might as well hit this a couple times. Just a couple."}, {"start": 22250.48, "end": 22268.48, "text": " Excellent. Okay, a couple more times. Sponsored money. It's fine."}, {"start": 22268.48, "end": 22292.26, "text": " Let me also see if there's any like special deals right now, so there's like a fair exchange"}, {"start": 22292.260000000002, "end": 22294.260000000002, "text": " Fashion shop arc shop"}, {"start": 22297.980000000003, "end": 22299.980000000003, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 22300.9, "end": 22307.18, "text": " Mode shop rift crystal extract that's the basic hot picks I"}, {"start": 22314.22, "end": 22316.22, "text": " Guess I buy all these hang on"}, {"start": 22316.22, "end": 22329.5, "text": " these look important hi oh my gosh all my info again"}, {"start": 22329.5, "end": 22354.5, "text": " Okay, done, and then this one as well."}, {"start": 22354.5, "end": 22381.34, "text": " value payment complete all right where else do I go fair exchange gift center maybe what"}, {"start": 22381.34, "end": 22389.34, "text": " the hell. Super Sonic Pack, what is this, a car?"}, {"start": 22389.34, "end": 22418.62, "text": " diversified. There are cars, huh? How much is this cost? 68,000 something. How much is"}, {"start": 22418.62, "end": 22429.42, "text": " this insufficient currency. I think that's in-game money. I don't think I can get"}, {"start": 22429.420000000002, "end": 22451.84, "text": " that. This is just $26. Press T while running. All right, well, I don't see any car. Hmm."}, {"start": 22451.84, "end": 22460.2, "text": " Alright, let's go to the blue one. Strange and count. No, you said this one has all of"}, {"start": 22460.2, "end": 22478.68, "text": " them? Roll the blue. Blue doesn't actually, but red is limited. So I should do red."}, {"start": 22478.68, "end": 22501.8, "text": " I mean, I'll end up doing it all, start."}, {"start": 22501.8, "end": 22523.559999999998, "text": " six. What the hell is this? Oh, I need to roll a one so I can get there. Roll a one,"}, {"start": 22523.56, "end": 22524.56, "text": " Roll a one."}, {"start": 22524.56, "end": 22525.56, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 22525.56, "end": 22534.56, "text": " Now I roll a one."}, {"start": 22534.56, "end": 22536.56, "text": " You can speed it up at the top."}, {"start": 22536.56, "end": 22543.56, "text": " We'll do times two."}, {"start": 22543.56, "end": 22552.56, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 22552.56, "end": 22571.300000000003, "text": " Okay, I guess I got another mint roll 10 again confirm confirm"}, {"start": 22571.3, "end": 22583.98, "text": " Come on, roll a 1, roll a 1."}, {"start": 22583.98, "end": 22593.98, "text": " Ooh, wait, what does that red dice do?"}, {"start": 22593.98, "end": 22606.2, "text": " Roll again."}, {"start": 22606.2, "end": 22607.2, "text": " Probably a roll refund."}, {"start": 22607.2, "end": 22608.7, "text": " Yeah, probably just plus one."}, {"start": 22608.7, "end": 22610.7, "text": " Oh, I'm in!"}, {"start": 22610.7, "end": 22612.7, "text": " Roll one!"}, {"start": 22612.7, "end": 22620.22, "text": " God, I fucking almost got the car, dude!"}, {"start": 22620.22, "end": 22626.34, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 22626.34, "end": 22627.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22627.34, "end": 22629.460000000003, "text": " Teleport."}, {"start": 22629.460000000003, "end": 22631.38, "text": " There are resting guardians on the board."}, {"start": 22631.38, "end": 22636.22, "text": " When you move to their tile, you awaken the dormant guardian who will flee forward nine"}, {"start": 22636.22, "end": 22637.54, "text": " tiles with the treasure."}, {"start": 22637.54, "end": 22639.940000000002, "text": " You need to catch up to the guardian within three dice rolls."}, {"start": 22639.940000000002, "end": 22643.06, "text": " After each dice roll, the guardian will move forward two tiles."}, {"start": 22643.06, "end": 22653.06, "text": " Successfully cashing the Guardian rewards 30 warp pieces."}, {"start": 22653.06, "end": 22654.06, "text": " I need some fat rolls."}, {"start": 22654.06, "end": 22655.06, "text": " I'll take a 5."}, {"start": 22655.06, "end": 22656.06, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 22656.06, "end": 22657.06, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22657.06, "end": 22658.06, "text": " Again?"}, {"start": 22658.06, "end": 22669.06, "text": " I'm getting tired of this bitch."}, {"start": 22669.06, "end": 22684.7, "text": " Fuck you. Stupid bitch. Roll again. Got him. Snatched. I don't know what I gained out of it, but"}, {"start": 22684.7, "end": 22694.5, "text": " I win another don't be hurrying I swear to fuck oh okay"}, {"start": 22694.5, "end": 22709.14, "text": " but you like to join us right now good one"}, {"start": 22709.14, "end": 22713.579999999998, "text": " I need some low rolls here. I want a one a two. I'd love a three"}, {"start": 22715.739999999998, "end": 22717.739999999998, "text": " Okay, roll a two"}, {"start": 22718.1, "end": 22721.739999999998, "text": " Roll a one again. Yes. I'm in"}, {"start": 22724.3, "end": 22726.82, "text": " Oh, give me the shirt roll a one fuck"}, {"start": 22739.14, "end": 22753.66, "text": " All right, try again."}, {"start": 22753.66, "end": 22760.62, "text": " I fucking passed it, god damn it."}, {"start": 22760.62, "end": 22766.82, "text": " Oh, okay, skip fucking mint."}, {"start": 22766.82, "end": 22774.56, "text": " great another mint skipped it get on fuck roll a one give me in there give me"}, {"start": 22774.56, "end": 22784.98, "text": " in there a tear somebody who the hell is this oh great a man yuck"}, {"start": 22784.98, "end": 22786.98, "text": " Alois V. Adler."}, {"start": 22787.98, "end": 22788.98, "text": " At your service."}, {"start": 22788.98, "end": 22789.98, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 22808.98, "end": 22809.98, "text": " Another man?"}, {"start": 22810.98, "end": 22812.98, "text": " But I think this got me into fucking gold zone, though."}, {"start": 22814.98, "end": 22832.36, "text": " What was that look like a new section all three when past it"}, {"start": 22844.98, "end": 22856.1, "text": " Hit it again."}, {"start": 22856.1, "end": 22857.86, "text": " Actually awful luck so far."}, {"start": 22857.86, "end": 22859.82, "text": " Yeah, another mint!"}, {"start": 22859.82, "end": 22862.98, "text": " Ooh, how many characters are there?"}, {"start": 22862.98, "end": 22865.14, "text": " So far I've only seen three."}, {"start": 22865.14, "end": 22871.54, "text": " Mint, the dude, which I already have both of them, and then some Aqua Girl."}, {"start": 22871.54, "end": 22881.14, "text": " Three A's and one S on this board."}, {"start": 22881.14, "end": 22885.86, "text": " So I've seen all the A's, there's just the S that I haven't gotten."}, {"start": 22885.86, "end": 22886.86, "text": " Who is it?"}, {"start": 22886.86, "end": 22891.74, "text": " A deer, deer, deer, deer, deer."}, {"start": 22891.74, "end": 22892.74, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 22892.74, "end": 22898.5, "text": " Did I just see an S pop up?"}, {"start": 22898.5, "end": 22899.5, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 22899.5, "end": 22902.5, "text": " Oh, great. Rolling ones."}, {"start": 22909.5, "end": 22910.5, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 22918.5, "end": 22920.5, "text": " Oh my god, this fucking guy!"}, {"start": 22922.5, "end": 22924.5, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 22925.5, "end": 22926.5, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 22926.5, "end": 22932.94, "text": " When obtaining non-S-class items through dice rolls on the currently board, you will gain"}, {"start": 22932.94, "end": 22933.94, "text": " one trace."}, {"start": 22933.94, "end": 22936.94, "text": " When you accumulate 70 traces, the board modification will be triggered, the board will"}, {"start": 22936.94, "end": 22941.34, "text": " change, and the execution rates for rares and characters with certain tiles will increase."}, {"start": 22941.34, "end": 22944.3, "text": " Okay, so it's a pity roll."}, {"start": 22944.3, "end": 22945.66, "text": " The whole board is S-tiered."}, {"start": 22945.66, "end": 22949.1, "text": " I've spent that much."}, {"start": 22949.1, "end": 22951.9, "text": " I mean, let's just roll one."}, {"start": 22951.9, "end": 22954.9, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 22954.9, "end": 22984.74, "text": " I beat this one, I don't know if you can like combine them."}, {"start": 22984.74, "end": 22988.0, "text": " We're gonna go blue banner now. We're gonna fart start farming some s's here"}, {"start": 22999.66, "end": 23002.2, "text": " Instant s god is real"}, {"start": 23003.54, "end": 23005.54, "text": " It's the cannonball too, I think"}, {"start": 23006.300000000003, "end": 23009.36, "text": " Elite courier of Stereo express excellent service"}, {"start": 23014.74, "end": 23027.18, "text": " B. B. Something's happening."}, {"start": 23027.18, "end": 23030.34, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 23030.34, "end": 23032.34, "text": " Another S."}, {"start": 23032.34, "end": 23033.34, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 23033.34, "end": 23034.34, "text": " Eugh."}, {"start": 23034.34, "end": 23051.7, "text": " What is that fucking bishop thing?"}, {"start": 23051.7, "end": 23056.5, "text": " Oh, I don't mind it, so I don't know what the bishop does."}, {"start": 23056.5, "end": 23057.5, "text": " Got an A tier?"}, {"start": 23057.5, "end": 23058.5, "text": " Who is it?"}, {"start": 23058.5, "end": 23059.5, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 23059.5, "end": 23061.5, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 23067.5, "end": 23069.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23078.5, "end": 23083.5, "text": " Roll a one. Roll a one! Yes! I'm in! I'll hit it! Ah fuck."}, {"start": 23084.5, "end": 23086.5, "text": " I needed that character."}, {"start": 23089.5, "end": 23091.5, "text": " Unbelievable."}, {"start": 23108.5, "end": 23110.5, "text": " Hit it again."}, {"start": 23110.5, "end": 23120.5, "text": " Un-believe-able."}, {"start": 23120.5, "end": 23127.5, "text": " Okay, extra dice with the stupid thing I can chase."}, {"start": 23127.5, "end": 23130.5, "text": " Oh shit, yeah, I think I'd get a nest if I catch it."}, {"start": 23130.5, "end": 23132.5, "text": " I just gotta roll fours or above."}, {"start": 23132.5, "end": 23134.5, "text": " I'll take that."}, {"start": 23134.5, "end": 23136.5, "text": " Roll a six."}, {"start": 23136.5, "end": 23138.5, "text": " Roll a six."}, {"start": 23138.5, "end": 23140.5, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 23144.58, "end": 23146.34, "text": " Missed it."}, {"start": 23146.34, "end": 23148.18, "text": " Roll a 4."}, {"start": 23148.18, "end": 23149.86, "text": " Or a 3."}, {"start": 23149.86, "end": 23151.86, "text": " 1, 2, 3. Roll a 3."}, {"start": 23155.22, "end": 23156.42, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 23156.42, "end": 23158.42, "text": " Overshot it."}, {"start": 23159.38, "end": 23161.38, "text": " Maybe I should get a random mess."}, {"start": 23161.38, "end": 23177.620000000003, "text": " this might be a skip oh it's not who is it dog man here to do my job down"}, {"start": 23177.62, "end": 23206.02, "text": " I'm in. West side. Oh, plus five rolls. Wait. Oh, fuck off. Really? I'm in the hot zone."}, {"start": 23206.02, "end": 23209.02, "text": " I gotta keep going. I'm out of the hog zone."}, {"start": 23223.02, "end": 23226.02, "text": " I have something that was S-tier. I don't know what that was."}, {"start": 23226.02, "end": 23229.02, "text": " Don't be the fucking guy walking. I swear to God."}, {"start": 23229.02, "end": 23231.02, "text": " It's not. Oh, it's in."}, {"start": 23232.02, "end": 23234.02, "text": " It's like a mid."}, {"start": 23236.02, "end": 23248.02, "text": " Roller one. Roller fucking one. Yeah."}, {"start": 23257.46, "end": 23261.94, "text": " There's only one S that I still need. And I think that's all there is. Unless I'm wrong."}, {"start": 23266.02, "end": 23274.58, "text": " You're missing like four S characters."}, {"start": 23274.58, "end": 23276.64, "text": " Okay, well I'll go ahead and catch them all."}, {"start": 23276.64, "end": 23279.7, "text": " Plus one free dice and this little shift's running from me."}, {"start": 23279.7, "end": 23281.58, "text": " Roll some high numbers."}, {"start": 23281.58, "end": 23287.22, "text": " That's not what I wanted."}, {"start": 23287.22, "end": 23288.22, "text": " Now I can't catch up to that."}, {"start": 23288.22, "end": 23291.14, "text": " I got a roll of six here."}, {"start": 23291.14, "end": 23293.260000000002, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 23293.260000000002, "end": 23295.260000000002, "text": " Off again"}, {"start": 23305.780000000002, "end": 23307.780000000002, "text": " Love that"}, {"start": 23311.86, "end": 23315.440000000002, "text": " Dogman here to do my job"}, {"start": 23323.260000000002, "end": 23326.340000000004, "text": " Oh, how exciting."}, {"start": 23326.340000000004, "end": 23329.140000000003, "text": " Alright, three rolls."}, {"start": 23329.140000000003, "end": 23332.780000000002, "text": " That's a terrible start."}, {"start": 23332.780000000002, "end": 23340.940000000002, "text": " That's a good one, but I don't think I can catch up to it."}, {"start": 23340.940000000002, "end": 23341.940000000002, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 23341.940000000002, "end": 23350.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, let's go."}, {"start": 23350.94, "end": 23357.94, "text": " check the end"}, {"start": 23365.18, "end": 23372.18, "text": " roll a 2"}, {"start": 23372.18, "end": 23379.18, "text": " fuck off"}, {"start": 23380.94, "end": 23394.6, "text": " Oh, I messed up. Wait. Oh, no, not. Oh, it's a pity. Yes. Great. I guess it is still"}, {"start": 23394.6, "end": 23409.98, "text": " an S. Excellent. Oh, it's the cross girl. That's an angle. That's an angle. Anyways,"}, {"start": 23409.98, "end": 23414.28, "text": " On this screen we've got some great talking points here."}, {"start": 23414.28, "end": 23422.38, "text": " This is the first anime style urban open world RPG, packed with immersive urban gameplays,"}, {"start": 23422.38, "end": 23430.82, "text": " 40 plus original anomaly stages, and 15 plus playable characters at launch."}, {"start": 23430.82, "end": 23432.7, "text": " Like this bitch, girl."}, {"start": 23432.7, "end": 23434.38, "text": " Great character."}, {"start": 23434.38, "end": 23440.940000000002, "text": " Unlock S tier characters, uh, wait, unlock S tier character Chiz by leveling up, get eight"}, {"start": 23440.940000000002, "end": 23446.82, "text": " character outfits at no cost, and up to 400 plus free pools."}, {"start": 23446.82, "end": 23449.780000000002, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 23449.780000000002, "end": 23454.780000000002, "text": " There's five massive city districts to explore, uh, rendered in stunning detail from the"}, {"start": 23454.780000000002, "end": 23462.18, "text": " downtown CBD, uh, and amusement parks to school campuses, mountain trails, and"}, {"start": 23462.18, "end": 23466.46, "text": " countryside landscapes every corner of the city feels alive."}, {"start": 23467.1, "end": 23470.3, "text": " Right? There's no grind by design, full transparency on"}, {"start": 23470.3, "end": 23474.62, "text": " pull rates. There's 99% pull single pull or per what the"}, {"start": 23474.62, "end": 23479.54, "text": " fuck? Full transparent, full transparency on the pool rates."}, {"start": 23479.98, "end": 23484.14, "text": " So 99% or 0.99% per pull single pull."}, {"start": 23484.14, "end": 23486.88, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 23486.88, "end": 23494.82, "text": " Not .99% per single pull, no off banner, 50-50 characters in featured pools."}, {"start": 23494.82, "end": 23498.1, "text": " Get a guaranteed feature character within 90 pools."}, {"start": 23498.1, "end": 23501.46, "text": " Outfits and other awards come straight from the pool."}, {"start": 23501.46, "end": 23505.62, "text": " There's tons of vehicles, which I haven't gotten a single one yet."}, {"start": 23505.62, "end": 23511.66, "text": " 9 character themed atashi rides, plus scooters, go-carts and luxury sports cars, all with"}, {"start": 23511.66, "end": 23517.24, "text": " customizable looks and performance upgrades. Excellent. I'll go ahead and keep"}, {"start": 23517.24, "end": 23520.3, "text": " pulling before I do more talking points but hopefully you guys are sold on this"}, {"start": 23520.3, "end": 23522.5, "text": " game."}, {"start": 23525.94, "end": 23533.3, "text": " Got an S out of fucking nowhere? I'll do more ad reads if you keep this up, Devs."}, {"start": 23533.3, "end": 23536.579999999998, "text": " All day. Solid!"}, {"start": 23536.58, "end": 23541.34, "text": " with a human heart are often harder to measure than the price of a transaction."}, {"start": 23552.34, "end": 23555.54, "text": " Damn, I got a double S in one fucking go."}, {"start": 23556.86, "end": 23558.140000000003, "text": " Let me test this one."}, {"start": 23559.420000000002, "end": 23561.980000000003, "text": " Uh, major collab, there's ongoing updates."}, {"start": 23561.980000000003, "end": 23563.620000000003, "text": " Right now there's a Porsche..."}, {"start": 23564.660000000003, "end": 23565.420000000002, "text": " collab."}, {"start": 23566.08, "end": 23573.420000000002, "text": " Alonged, wait, along with a racing suit and a Porsche building for making their grand debut. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 23574.54, "end": 23576.54, "text": " There's a Porsche"}, {"start": 23578.760000000002, "end": 23580.760000000002, "text": " Okay, let's see if I get in this"}, {"start": 23583.18, "end": 23585.18, "text": " They got me"}, {"start": 23589.420000000002, "end": 23591.420000000002, "text": " Cringe water"}, {"start": 23595.420000000002, "end": 23597.420000000002, "text": " I also have the free S tier token, true."}, {"start": 23601.02, "end": 23603.02, "text": " I'm almost ready to start playing the game."}, {"start": 23603.02, "end": 23604.52, "text": " I'm getting there. I need one."}, {"start": 23604.52, "end": 23605.88, "text": " Just some in."}, {"start": 23605.88, "end": 23607.88, "text": " Hit that fucking S!"}, {"start": 23609.320000000003, "end": 23610.920000000002, "text": " A fucking..."}, {"start": 23610.920000000002, "end": 23613.420000000002, "text": " Jesus Christ. Okay, I'm already out. That's crazy."}, {"start": 23615.820000000003, "end": 23617.820000000003, "text": " That was awful."}, {"start": 23625.420000000002, "end": 23640.06, "text": " You have two free S's okay well this might be it then I might just get the free S's"}, {"start": 23640.06, "end": 23653.460000000003, "text": " and call it a day oh my god skip A's oh cringe all right we're backing out hitting escape"}, {"start": 23653.46, "end": 23654.86, "text": " We're going to go to the mail."}, {"start": 23655.42, "end": 23658.059999999998, "text": " No, we're going to go to the inventory, which is B."}, {"start": 23658.899999999998, "end": 23662.42, "text": " And then we're going to use my S standard thingamajig."}, {"start": 23665.3, "end": 23666.98, "text": " I don't think I have this character data."}, {"start": 23667.86, "end": 23669.059999999998, "text": " Daffodil open."}, {"start": 23673.14, "end": 23674.14, "text": " I don't get the cutscene."}, {"start": 23683.46, "end": 23689.42, "text": " What the frick?"}, {"start": 23689.42, "end": 23692.26, "text": " The other ass is in F3 menu and right side."}, {"start": 23692.26, "end": 23696.66, "text": " F3 menu, right side."}, {"start": 23696.66, "end": 23702.78, "text": " The event, flame."}, {"start": 23702.78, "end": 23710.34, "text": " No I can't be it."}, {"start": 23710.34, "end": 23727.08, "text": " other one the blue so blue banner oh are you kidding me claim it I get the"}, {"start": 23727.08, "end": 23729.08, "text": " Cut scene from this one. Yup."}, {"start": 23742.08, "end": 23743.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 23744.58, "end": 23745.58, "text": " Solid."}, {"start": 23748.08, "end": 23751.58, "text": " Alright, let's go ahead and make a squad really quick. We're gonna hit escape."}, {"start": 23752.08, "end": 23753.58, "text": " Characters."}, {"start": 23757.08, "end": 23767.68, "text": " This is the main I'm an absolute daffodil main no doubt. I don't do they or I could be"}, {"start": 23769.84, "end": 23777.36, "text": " Yo, I don't know how to say her name you want you on s1 for the healing this she's a healer"}, {"start": 23777.36, "end": 23788.100000000002, "text": " Anima chaos incantation confirmed"}, {"start": 23788.100000000002, "end": 23793.36, "text": " she's a lock Shawna"}, {"start": 23793.36, "end": 23801.0, "text": " damage damage damage clarity I don't do vague requests that's a work again"}, {"start": 23801.0, "end": 23812.4, "text": " hmm clarity obsession how do I equip console arc awaken as per ability life"}, {"start": 23812.4, "end": 23823.02, "text": " skills huh escape formation here we go"}, {"start": 23823.02, "end": 23833.600000000002, "text": " greetings to you swapped hey did you need me this pain you're sharing with me"}, {"start": 23833.600000000002, "end": 23835.600000000002, "text": " Young"}, {"start": 23836.4, "end": 23838.4, "text": " Okay, we'll swap"}, {"start": 23841.04, "end": 23843.04, "text": " I can leave go ahead and put her in"}, {"start": 23843.800000000003, "end": 23846.680000000004, "text": " Solid. I don't want this to be a wasted trip"}, {"start": 23847.440000000002, "end": 23851.04, "text": " Hey, the winds picking clarity obsession"}, {"start": 23853.680000000004, "end": 23858.72, "text": " Recipient confirmed it will bring an angel full as to S tier team"}, {"start": 23863.600000000002, "end": 23884.960000000003, "text": " cannons. Alright, now I can level them up I think. Solid. Solid. Solid. Solid. Across"}, {"start": 23884.96, "end": 23890.079999999998, "text": " the board bangers go left"}, {"start": 23892.96, "end": 23898.0, "text": " well this one's supposed to go V oh this work"}, {"start": 23902.8, "end": 23911.04, "text": " here I am good evening Adler good evening how was your rest the room was"}, {"start": 23911.04, "end": 23918.04, "text": " Was that ketchup?"}, {"start": 23918.04, "end": 23929.04, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 23929.04, "end": 23958.52, "text": " Okay, Adler, new bond, a bunch of new bonds, sup."}, {"start": 23958.52, "end": 23959.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23959.52, "end": 23974.52, "text": " We noticed that something was off when we opened the ship this morning."}, {"start": 23974.52, "end": 23976.52, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 23976.52, "end": 23981.32, "text": " Alright, character framer thingamajig."}, {"start": 23981.32, "end": 23982.32, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 23982.32, "end": 23983.32, "text": " Console."}, {"start": 23983.32, "end": 23987.48, "text": " Open the console and if it's equipped."}, {"start": 23987.48, "end": 23998.48, "text": " the cartridge to here. Select the module to view your own modules. Ok. Auto equip. I'm"}, {"start": 23998.48, "end": 24008.38, "text": " Tetris-ing. Interesting. Enhance. Enhance. Select at least one material. I don't know."}, {"start": 24008.38, "end": 24016.420000000002, "text": " add no material selected I have none all right well that's how it goes I guess"}, {"start": 24022.9, "end": 24029.100000000002, "text": " press to rewind and extract modules rewind what"}, {"start": 24032.58, "end": 24036.620000000003, "text": " huh cannons"}, {"start": 24038.38, "end": 24047.260000000002, "text": " Insufficient currency okay"}, {"start": 24068.38, "end": 24088.120000000003, "text": " my hands is dead all right hey it's me times two damn this girl's crazy that's"}, {"start": 24088.12, "end": 24092.12, "text": " sick checking my e"}, {"start": 24095.96, "end": 24097.96, "text": " all right i'll provide back"}, {"start": 24102.12, "end": 24104.12, "text": " Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 24106.84, "end": 24111.32, "text": " What about this e massive aoe okay hit me other girl"}, {"start": 24111.32, "end": 24133.36, "text": " massive slams but I'm beating the hell out of cops hello there's two cops now"}, {"start": 24133.84, "end": 24140.56, "text": " Huh my bad my bad my bad wait I have stars"}, {"start": 24147.04, "end": 24152.04, "text": " Oh, you cannot switch feet. Oh shit"}, {"start": 24152.04, "end": 24169.4, "text": " They got flying cars now what is this?"}, {"start": 24169.4, "end": 24176.4, "text": " I'll provide that."}, {"start": 24176.4, "end": 24189.4, "text": " I died."}, {"start": 24189.4, "end": 24191.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24201.04, "end": 24203.04, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 24206.960000000003, "end": 24208.960000000003, "text": " This is your cell"}, {"start": 24209.52, "end": 24214.5, "text": " According to the heath road detention center code of conduct it is now lights out"}, {"start": 24215.24, "end": 24219.18, "text": " Your priority tonight settle in and follow the rules"}, {"start": 24219.4, "end": 24236.760000000002, "text": " I'm actually in jail wait that's actually a thing you're trolling you're"}, {"start": 24236.760000000002, "end": 24240.120000000003, "text": " detained at the prison you'll be released only after this period ends all"}, {"start": 24240.120000000003, "end": 24243.120000000003, "text": " fines are paid during detention follow the daily schedule and take part in"}, {"start": 24243.120000000003, "end": 24247.52, "text": " activities shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 24249.4, "end": 24263.280000000002, "text": " so I sleep wait it's not trolling it's actually a thing oh my god six day for"}, {"start": 24263.28, "end": 24265.28, "text": " What? Dude!"}, {"start": 24265.28, "end": 24267.28, "text": " Haha!"}, {"start": 24268.28, "end": 24270.28, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 24273.28, "end": 24275.28, "text": " Call the guard."}, {"start": 24284.28, "end": 24286.28, "text": " What do you need?"}, {"start": 24286.28, "end": 24288.28, "text": " I'd like to do some work."}, {"start": 24288.28, "end": 24290.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 24290.28, "end": 24294.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24294.76, "end": 24296.8, "text": " Watch tower clean it."}, {"start": 24296.8, "end": 24299.8, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 24299.8, "end": 24308.8, "text": " Dude, no way."}, {"start": 24308.8, "end": 24333.8, "text": " Oh, it's a bit of a mess here, but it's still a bit of a mess, so I'm going to try to get"}, {"start": 24333.8, "end": 24361.079999999998, "text": " Did I win?"}, {"start": 24361.08, "end": 24363.08, "text": " Okay, massive A are we here?"}, {"start": 24370.08, "end": 24372.08, "text": " Okay, that's one down, baby!"}, {"start": 24372.08, "end": 24374.08, "text": " Hell yeah!"}, {"start": 24382.08, "end": 24386.08, "text": " If you do this, or if you don't do this in 15 minutes, you get another day."}, {"start": 24387.08, "end": 24389.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24389.800000000003, "end": 24396.06, "text": " That is the most unexpected thing ever huh, I'll take it. I think it's funny, but"}, {"start": 24397.960000000003, "end": 24402.56, "text": " I'm baffled there's this much depth to this nice. That's three down"}, {"start": 24409.56, "end": 24411.88, "text": " I guess I'll just hit these smaller ones right"}, {"start": 24419.08, "end": 24429.24, "text": " I mean, there we go."}, {"start": 24429.24, "end": 24430.24, "text": " Job completed."}, {"start": 24430.24, "end": 24431.24, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 24431.24, "end": 24432.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24432.24, "end": 24433.24, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 24433.24, "end": 24434.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24434.24, "end": 24435.24, "text": " There's escape routes?"}, {"start": 24435.24, "end": 24436.24, "text": " Are there?"}, {"start": 24436.24, "end": 24437.24, "text": " Is that soap?"}, {"start": 24437.24, "end": 24438.24, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 24438.24, "end": 24439.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 24439.24, "end": 24440.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 24440.24, "end": 24453.100000000002, "text": " escape routes are there that's soap nice plus one so"}, {"start": 24453.100000000002, "end": 24458.100000000002, "text": " Don't you dare get greedy."}, {"start": 24458.100000000002, "end": 24462.100000000002, "text": " Look at you all getting so worked up."}, {"start": 24462.100000000002, "end": 24467.100000000002, "text": " If I catch anyone cutting in line, your scrubbing dish is for a woman."}, {"start": 24467.100000000002, "end": 24469.100000000002, "text": " Line up, people."}, {"start": 24469.100000000002, "end": 24471.100000000002, "text": " One serving each."}, {"start": 24471.100000000002, "end": 24476.100000000002, "text": " Don't you dare get greedy."}, {"start": 24476.100000000002, "end": 24480.100000000002, "text": " Look at you all getting cut."}, {"start": 24480.100000000002, "end": 24488.340000000004, "text": " Okay, I don't know what I just took but a spoon"}, {"start": 24503.9, "end": 24508.180000000004, "text": " Where do you think you're going have a good day"}, {"start": 24510.100000000002, "end": 24533.54, "text": " playing cards okay stole those and lunch okay here we go and now I'm here damn"}, {"start": 24540.100000000002, "end": 24544.140000000003, "text": " Pushups solid form. There's got to be more I can do in here"}, {"start": 24549.7, "end": 24551.7, "text": " Cyclone"}, {"start": 24558.660000000003, "end": 24561.820000000003, "text": " I don't think there's any loot plus one soap need that"}, {"start": 24564.420000000002, "end": 24566.300000000003, "text": " You can park where to prison from this place"}, {"start": 24566.3, "end": 24573.3, "text": " Can I? Alright. Let's see if I can try."}, {"start": 24578.14, "end": 24585.14, "text": " Ooh. Chips."}, {"start": 24587.86, "end": 24594.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24596.3, "end": 24596.8, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 24618.3, "end": 24619.3, "text": " Fuck, I think I can get it."}, {"start": 24619.8, "end": 24622.3, "text": " I get it. I have to get on top of that and then bang bang."}, {"start": 24622.8, "end": 24623.8, "text": " Double jump."}, {"start": 24623.8, "end": 24625.8, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 24635.8, "end": 24638.8, "text": " Fuck, I keep hitting shit and it's like dashing."}, {"start": 24641.8, "end": 24643.8, "text": " Can you jump up, motherfucker?"}, {"start": 24644.8, "end": 24648.8, "text": " It's very hard parkour and it's not intentional. I saw it on a TikTok."}, {"start": 24649.8, "end": 24651.8, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 24653.8, "end": 24658.8, "text": " Okay, let's see here."}, {"start": 24658.8, "end": 24661.8, "text": " YouTube."}, {"start": 24661.8, "end": 24664.8, "text": " N-T-E."}, {"start": 24664.8, "end": 24665.8, "text": " Prison."}, {"start": 24665.8, "end": 24666.8, "text": " Parkour."}, {"start": 24666.8, "end": 24669.8, "text": " Escape."}, {"start": 24669.8, "end": 24674.8, "text": " Okay, let's get out."}, {"start": 24674.8, "end": 24679.8, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 24679.8, "end": 24682.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24682.8, "end": 24698.8, "text": " Damn, pause chat."}, {"start": 24698.8, "end": 24702.8, "text": " Damn, damn!"}, {"start": 24702.8, "end": 24706.8, "text": " There's an achievement for this."}, {"start": 24706.8, "end": 24708.8, "text": " Okay, I'm achievement farming."}, {"start": 24708.8, "end": 24711.8, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 24711.8, "end": 24716.8, "text": " So I was here to this gate."}, {"start": 24722.8, "end": 24724.8, "text": " I'm stupid and fat."}, {"start": 24725.8, "end": 24726.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24729.8, "end": 24731.8, "text": " Oh my god, I think they patched it!"}, {"start": 24731.8, "end": 24733.8, "text": " You're kidding me!"}, {"start": 24741.8, "end": 24754.26, "text": " Can I stand on these people?"}, {"start": 24754.26, "end": 24755.88, "text": " It's not patched, keep trying."}, {"start": 24755.88, "end": 24762.04, "text": " Okay, well it's like I'm sliding off when I hit it."}, {"start": 24762.04, "end": 24767.48, "text": " Oh, I had it!"}, {"start": 24767.48, "end": 24775.64, "text": " right it's not passed. It's a little late so I have to like go out a bit. I can't just"}, {"start": 24775.64, "end": 24780.68, "text": " jump straight or I'll hit my head like that. So I have to go out a bit, then in, then land."}, {"start": 24780.68, "end": 24795.68, "text": " I had it."}, {"start": 24795.68, "end": 24824.2, "text": " What was next?"}, {"start": 24824.2, "end": 24842.600000000002, "text": " Okay, well I'm a speedrunner now, now I get it, it's easy."}, {"start": 24842.600000000002, "end": 24849.600000000002, "text": " Depression. Got impatient."}, {"start": 24849.600000000002, "end": 24872.24, "text": " Okay, I'm zooming, I'm zooming."}, {"start": 24872.24, "end": 24886.440000000002, "text": " So do I jump on that like light to my right?"}, {"start": 24886.440000000002, "end": 24889.84, "text": " I think that's it, right?"}, {"start": 24889.84, "end": 24895.68, "text": " How did he do it?"}, {"start": 24895.68, "end": 24896.68, "text": " No fucking way."}, {"start": 24896.68, "end": 24899.24, "text": " I don't know what I just hit."}, {"start": 24899.640000000003, "end": 24901.640000000003, "text": " But something cocked me"}, {"start": 24901.64, "end": 24908.64, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 24908.64, "end": 24912.64, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 24912.64, "end": 24919.64, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 24919.64, "end": 24927.64, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 24927.64, "end": 24928.64, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 24929.64, "end": 24930.64, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 24934.44, "end": 24936.64, "text": " My security jackass."}, {"start": 24947.84, "end": 24949.64, "text": " Is this some guy just here?"}, {"start": 24956.44, "end": 24957.44, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 24957.64, "end": 24964.64, "text": " Enjoy the ride. It's seven minutes. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 24964.64, "end": 24972.64, "text": " I got some talking points here. You're right. Let's see it."}, {"start": 24972.64, "end": 24980.64, "text": " Guys, there's immersive details in this game. We've got NPC interactions, dynamic weather, and time of day cycles."}, {"start": 24980.64, "end": 24989.44, "text": " vehicles, a working public transit system, and a fully and fully explorable buildings."}, {"start": 24989.44, "end": 24993.84, "text": " We got multiple playing modes, we got a solo story mission, we've got online multiplayer"}, {"start": 24993.84, "end": 25000.52, "text": " racing, haven't seen that yet, and seamless first slash third person switching for open"}, {"start": 25000.52, "end": 25003.52, "text": " World Exploration."}, {"start": 25003.52, "end": 25006.52, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 25006.52, "end": 25009.52, "text": " That's all there is. Actually all there is."}, {"start": 25009.52, "end": 25012.52, "text": " Talking point-wise."}, {"start": 25012.52, "end": 25016.52, "text": " I have not seen the multiplayer racing yet. I think I'm still in the tutorial."}, {"start": 25016.52, "end": 25019.52, "text": " So."}, {"start": 25019.52, "end": 25042.28, "text": " Eating cookies."}, {"start": 25042.28, "end": 25045.0, "text": " That's all of my fucking currency."}, {"start": 25045.0, "end": 25046.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 25046.0, "end": 25047.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 25047.0, "end": 25051.0, "text": " Drive to the boat. I can wait."}, {"start": 25068.0, "end": 25071.0, "text": " Is there any way we can speed this up besides paying?"}, {"start": 25071.0, "end": 25074.0, "text": " You're still considered in jail because you glitched out."}, {"start": 25074.0, "end": 25080.0, "text": " out. When does that stop, you know, doing that? And what happens if I fall in the water at this point?"}, {"start": 25086.0, "end": 25087.0, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 25093.0, "end": 25095.0, "text": " My stamina's going down."}, {"start": 25098.0, "end": 25100.0, "text": " Now I have to pay the fine. Okay, let's just..."}, {"start": 25100.0, "end": 25115.72, "text": " Let's just see what happens, let's let it play out."}, {"start": 25115.72, "end": 25116.72, "text": " Watch it."}, {"start": 25116.72, "end": 25120.72, "text": " Pour me back to jail, dude."}, {"start": 25120.72, "end": 25124.4, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 25124.4, "end": 25129.76, "text": " Oh, I'm taking damage."}, {"start": 25129.760000000002, "end": 25133.06, "text": " Alright, well you don't insta-die from Stam loss"}, {"start": 25138.38, "end": 25140.88, "text": " Resurrect, don't put me in jail"}, {"start": 25147.88, "end": 25150.04, "text": " Oh no, there's no boat here!"}, {"start": 25154.120000000003, "end": 25155.120000000003, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 25157.4, "end": 25158.600000000002, "text": " It's crazy"}, {"start": 25159.760000000002, "end": 25166.480000000003, "text": " Let me go tell the guards like, hey, oh, god, no."}, {"start": 25166.480000000003, "end": 25169.640000000003, "text": " You're kidding me."}, {"start": 25169.640000000003, "end": 25171.56, "text": " What happens if I didn't have enough currency?"}, {"start": 25183.480000000003, "end": 25184.72, "text": " Maybe I can break back in."}, {"start": 25189.760000000002, "end": 25210.88, "text": " You could have right there, I don't think so."}, {"start": 25210.88, "end": 25215.72, "text": " That's crazy man, look at this wall."}, {"start": 25215.72, "end": 25217.52, "text": " Maybe knock on the front door."}, {"start": 25217.52, "end": 25223.46, "text": " You got to use unstuck on the three dots on your phone to go back in the three"}, {"start": 25223.46, "end": 25227.18, "text": " dots on my phone okay"}, {"start": 25230.3, "end": 25237.420000000002, "text": " there's the three dots oh top right unstuck"}, {"start": 25237.420000000002, "end": 25256.500000000004, "text": " I'm back in hell yeah I fucking love jail I do still have a spoon though right nice"}, {"start": 25256.5, "end": 25258.5, "text": " Maybe I can dig out?"}, {"start": 25263.78, "end": 25265.78, "text": " I'm not feeling well"}, {"start": 25271.68, "end": 25273.68, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 25277.74, "end": 25283.58, "text": " I have to distract the doctor before making a move. What if I just like fucking stab this person?"}, {"start": 25286.5, "end": 25294.3, "text": " okay they're gonna distract the doctor for me and then I go in here and I take"}, {"start": 25294.3, "end": 25302.3, "text": " stuff concentrated disinfectant cool hello"}, {"start": 25308.74, "end": 25316.06, "text": " great how do I go back to my cell and start digging crocodile got any spare"}, {"start": 25316.06, "end": 25325.780000000002, "text": " soap. Okay sure here's some soap. You want five? Greedy."}, {"start": 25332.58, "end": 25340.66, "text": " Plus one bed sheet. And the yard time. Nice."}, {"start": 25340.66, "end": 25343.66, "text": " Refreshing Glacier."}, {"start": 25349.66, "end": 25350.66, "text": " Alright, where's my cell?"}, {"start": 25355.66, "end": 25357.66, "text": " I don't think this is my cell."}, {"start": 25367.66, "end": 25369.66, "text": " Is this my cell? This has to be it."}, {"start": 25369.66, "end": 25371.66, "text": " Sleep until tomorrow view"}, {"start": 25373.82, "end": 25375.82, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 25376.02, "end": 25380.96, "text": " What is this there's actually a hole it's too early with my hands should I cover this up? Okay? I"}, {"start": 25382.02, "end": 25384.02, "text": " Have a spoon start digging"}, {"start": 25399.66, "end": 25417.06, "text": " I got caught. Extended by three days. Do I still have my spoon? I still have my spoon."}, {"start": 25417.06, "end": 25419.06, "text": " The cards right nearby"}, {"start": 25419.06, "end": 25421.06, "text": " Better not try anything tonight"}, {"start": 25421.460000000003, "end": 25423.460000000003, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 25423.46, "end": 25448.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25448.46, "end": 25458.5, "text": " My spoon is damaged"}, {"start": 25470.98, "end": 25472.98, "text": " What do you need"}, {"start": 25472.98, "end": 25488.42, "text": " How do I just leave and go to lunch or something I have to work okay"}, {"start": 25502.98, "end": 25512.98, "text": " Alright, let's watch some dishes."}, {"start": 25512.98, "end": 25530.98, "text": " Damn, how many do I have to get?"}, {"start": 25530.98, "end": 25539.82, "text": " Damn, absolutely farmed that shit."}, {"start": 25539.82, "end": 25542.82, "text": " Alright, we're here."}, {"start": 25542.82, "end": 25544.82, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 25548.82, "end": 25550.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 25550.82, "end": 25553.82, "text": " And lunch in 15 seconds."}, {"start": 25553.82, "end": 25555.82, "text": " Oh yeah, spoon! I need a spoon! Spoon! Spoon!"}, {"start": 25555.82, "end": 25557.82, "text": " I forgot."}, {"start": 25564.82, "end": 25566.82, "text": " I fuckin' put it back."}, {"start": 25566.82, "end": 25568.82, "text": " Damn, I hit the wrong goddamn button."}, {"start": 25569.82, "end": 25572.22, "text": " Cutting in line your scrubbing dishes"}, {"start": 25578.739999999998, "end": 25580.739999999998, "text": " Go ponder over there. Thank you"}, {"start": 25588.06, "end": 25592.46, "text": " Nice plus one spoon and lunch"}, {"start": 25596.34, "end": 25598.34, "text": " How do I end this"}, {"start": 25600.5, "end": 25602.5, "text": " And just go to sleep or whatever"}, {"start": 25611.22, "end": 25614.78, "text": " Hmm the boat is back. Yeah, but I want to dig out and see what happens"}, {"start": 25625.62, "end": 25629.16, "text": " Go back in and then walk to the gate back in walk to the gate"}, {"start": 25629.82, "end": 25646.86, "text": " this gate and yard time all right"}, {"start": 25646.86, "end": 25653.86, "text": " I just gotta avoid the guard."}, {"start": 25653.86, "end": 25662.86, "text": " And where is- where's my shit?"}, {"start": 25662.86, "end": 25667.66, "text": " Here it is."}, {"start": 25667.66, "end": 25668.66, "text": " She just left."}, {"start": 25668.66, "end": 25669.66, "text": " It's game time."}, {"start": 25669.66, "end": 25670.66, "text": " Start digging."}, {"start": 25670.66, "end": 25672.66, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 25683.52, "end": 25685.52, "text": " Chilling"}, {"start": 25697.44, "end": 25699.44, "text": " How many more"}, {"start": 25700.66, "end": 25707.7, "text": " The spoon is damaged can I not leave oh escape"}, {"start": 25715.3, "end": 25717.3, "text": " I'm out"}, {"start": 25723.9, "end": 25725.98, "text": " Dodge their patrol so the lights"}, {"start": 25730.66, "end": 25737.66, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with that."}, {"start": 25748.66, "end": 25752.66, "text": " Freedom."}, {"start": 25752.66, "end": 25758.66, "text": " Watch me get on the fucking boat again."}, {"start": 25758.66, "end": 25771.34, "text": " I didn't mean to, god."}, {"start": 25771.34, "end": 25778.34, "text": " So now maybe I can fast travel for free?"}, {"start": 25778.34, "end": 25784.34, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 25784.34, "end": 25791.34, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 25791.34, "end": 25805.34, "text": " Let me go unlock Kars, ASAP."}, {"start": 25805.34, "end": 25833.82, "text": " I don't know if I can, I guess I can try."}, {"start": 25833.82, "end": 25840.82, "text": " Freeze!"}, {"start": 25840.82, "end": 25845.34, "text": " Requisition."}, {"start": 25845.34, "end": 25848.5, "text": " When an appraiser temporarily roars because it means it will provide assistance, however"}, {"start": 25848.5, "end": 25851.86, "text": " not all drivers will comply."}, {"start": 25851.86, "end": 25852.86, "text": " Get out!"}, {"start": 25852.86, "end": 25858.54, "text": " Damn, she's got cannons too, they're all cannon-ed up."}, {"start": 25858.54, "end": 25864.54, "text": " Kurt, Kurt."}, {"start": 25864.54, "end": 25868.100000000002, "text": " Out of my way, people."}, {"start": 25868.100000000002, "end": 25869.100000000002, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 25869.100000000002, "end": 25872.68, "text": " Ooh, transparent."}, {"start": 25872.68, "end": 25874.7, "text": " Kurt."}, {"start": 25874.7, "end": 25884.7, "text": " Damn, I might as well go to the quest."}, {"start": 25884.7, "end": 25886.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25896.36, "end": 25898.36, "text": " Excuse me officer"}, {"start": 25914.7, "end": 25927.7, "text": " Who knows? Tell us more about the anomaly. Sure, sure. You must help me. Then, right in front of me, the table turned into a photo."}, {"start": 25927.7, "end": 25931.7, "text": " I don't see anything like it. And then..."}, {"start": 25931.7, "end": 25932.7, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 25940.7, "end": 25943.7, "text": " Well, GGs everyone. I think that's it for the day."}, {"start": 25943.7, "end": 25952.74, "text": " I think it's the whole level if you guys want to check it out yourself you guys can links in the chat slash description"}, {"start": 25953.600000000002, "end": 25959.36, "text": " But that's it for me today guys. I will not be live tomorrow tomorrow's Tuesday, and I am leaving"}, {"start": 25959.36, "end": 25962.780000000002, "text": " I will not be live again probably until this weekend"}, {"start": 25964.100000000002, "end": 25966.100000000002, "text": " I also have a podcast episode for tomorrow, so"}, {"start": 25966.58, "end": 25972.62, "text": " G to the G's everyone. Thank you very very much NTE for sponsoring this segment awesome game"}, {"start": 25972.62, "end": 25978.46, "text": " I will see you guys this weekend. I'm not sure what day but either way peace everyone"}]}