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ex-execute is not sure if that one of the one
it's not today anyways i don't think uh... i'm fucked i i messed up
so i have a sponsor today
it was actually yesterday
but i realized i had a sponsor that day
thirty minutes after i turned my stream off
so i panic messages like flock flock flock my bad i'm sorry spaced out my
bad
as i was fine to do it the next day okay
So, here we are on the next day.
I have a sponsor today, later on.
I also, tomorrow, or not tomorrow,
in the next couple days, I'm leaving.
I will be gone for like three or four days, probably.
So I'm pretty much gonna be CC'd for a while.
The sponsor is,
the fuck is,
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Me open the fucking document NTE
What it what is the full name
The gotcha game hell yeah, you know me listen, I will say this
Sponsors are dead
There are no sponsors going out for streamers nowadays, very few at least.
And I'll be honest, probably the view-bottling issue.
They're not doing that anymore.
We got people behind the scenes freaking out like, what are we gonna do?
It's actually cooked.
is so very happy I have a sponsor I've got one today nice we'll see if I ever
get another one in the foreseeable future I don't know good fuck streamers yeah you
know there there's that mindset oh shit that is loud so that's essentially we're
You're just a brand risk who doesn't stream maybe that's it.
Maybe it's because I don't stream anymore.
Um, but I don't know about that.
I think it's actually pretty quickly behind the scenes.
Yeah, I am going to the Blizzard offices in like a couple days.
I'm not going to give the exact date and all that jazz.
So I will be gone for like three days.
Uh, I'm hoping to see a couple of friends of mine who I know work at Blizzard,
I know work at Blizzard, which is cool
But I'm not sure what to do today
I don't know if I want to get involved in like this big long game
When this is my last stream for a while. I will not be live. Oh my god
So Okan tower
go classic I
Got fucking three of my friends spam messaging me screenshots of the let me show you all this fucking
Fuckin' Vek is messin' me.
I'm gonna bring y'all every screenshot that they've sent me.
Since yesterday.
And I'll be honest, I haven't responded.
They're just sending me pictures constantly of their build.
Okay, here we go.
Just got another one.
Five minutes ago. This is Vek.
He's like, look at this. Look at my build, bro.
Number one.
Number two.
Same build, I think.
Number three. Different build. This guy's a bow, Andy.
bow Andy number four number five number six number seven just sent me another
one I said hey chat do you want a crown forage brew and you sent me this wow
that is crazy well fuckers got an entire shop here and then SMG has also
been nesting me about their builds. Look at this.
The fuck is this screen? Day 13 by the way.
Uh, send me another screenshot. I think this is probably their best build. All
triple star here.
Wowzer
Level 94 yep crazy stuff
So I'll probably do a couple of these casually gold abusing I mean that's what you got to do man
Let's she here which you have to play which there's no fucking in and out about it
I want to try and get, like, the ultimate build of just one-shotting, but that means I, like,
I want to do the run I had yesterday where I had my weapon to the lowest possible attack speed
that it can be, and that is one second, uh, attack speed. You can't get lower than one,
it doesn't let you. So essentially, if you go against someone else who has 1.5, you just
You get the first hit off and they die, but there's an item that at the start of battle
triggers all of your dark items
so
Even though everyone else is gonna have one attack speed at that point as long as you get the item that instantly
Attacks boom right at the beginning which bypasses that one second cooldown. I don't know if it's beatable
And I want to see how far that can go
maybe I'm autistic I just want to see what happens dark plus your spear is
probably the best but I I really don't know how it can get beaten what can I
guess the same build could beat it but then what happens let's say you both
have start of battle you attack and you both one shot each other in the
first frame who wins the higher damn it might be whoever crits harder infinite
shield can beat you maybe infinite shield can beat me and maybe I should try
that instead is there a ladder can I see like the builds that have gone the
farthest if I can see that I may not even want to play I don't care I've seen
it now leaderboard here we go top rating 20,000 that's I think that's rating
right I don't see rating I want to see like the top run this dev is getting
easy advertising. They made a fun game. Grats. I got Clover Pit to like deadline
E plus 20 zeros but after unlocking the compounding multipliers. The fuck is
Clover Pit?
I had your build with more damage and dark sphere but I was obliterated by
1 billion shield andes with no chance. So shield andes are the best. Well
Maybe I try shield build.
Start with a shield slot passive your shielding can crit for 2x shield.
Maybe I put that on.
There we go. Let's do that.
I don't know.
Yeah, this looks good.
Yeah.
Actually, no, no, no.
That looks better.
Hmm.
Start with plus five gold and the shop contains eight items instead of seven.
That's fine. Surely.
So shield build, huh?
So what you want to do is permanently gain plus one shield whenever you use a potion.
You want the witch shield.
This is your main bread and butter, right?
And then I also want a crook.
This helps farm some potions, but ideally you get, there's a rare.
Every second it crafts four potions.
You can make it do that if you were to get it massively upgraded.
And then you elongate each match because your shield build, it lasts fucking forever.
And your potions, like fucking crazy.
That's the concept of the build.
Move cam?
No, my cam's covering anything.
I'm good.
There's an item that copies items.
The cap per battle is a thousand.
So naturally you can use it on the potion belt.
An item that copies items, okay?
So you don't want to kill your enemy?
No, you don't.
Like you're not 1D wanting someone's live bullshit, right?
You want to elongate the fight and scale as much as possible.
Shields let you do that.
This is a shitty book.
care about that. Let's level up. I'll just go with that I think. Leap shop. The book
is good. Yeah maybe because it guarantees some potions early on. I lose this.
Iron 3 pots that round. Let's go ahead and get some income and some HP.
Ugh, these are some gross offerings. Um, give an item plus one healing. Let's roll that.
What are these rolls? Where's my witch shit that I actually want? Hello?
Maybe some more shields?
Fuck it, we're gonna buy this book and call it a day.
Mmmmm.
Nice.
This is a good page, but I have no money.
Do I want to use these potions now?
I don't think I do.
Hmm.
Do you accept duels for golden coins?
No crook, no build. I've got a crook.
Hogan Towers vs backpack battles. Backpack battles has a lot more build variety. Like,
a fuck ton more. I mean, just look at the game. This has six slots, it's already limiting.
But, there's no annoying backpack management. Backpack management and backpack battles
is actually insufferable. Not fun.
Random vials gain a home, bro.
We'll go ahead and game a home some vials here.
The other issue with backpack battles.
I guess I'm not good enough at the game to know, but there's a lot of issues
with this game, too, like the fucking builds that everyone uses are
There's really not a lot of good variety. There is a clear best build.
So I think at this point in the game you kinda have to take the endless mode with a grain of salt.
Cause it's just stupid strong. I don't know how you're gonna balance that. I really have no idea.
Good fucking luck.
Let's get some re-rolls.
Minus point two CD. Let's gain some crit chance too.
Bang. Bang. Fort Crit Chance.
Hmm. Minus cooldown. Sure, I like this crook actually attacking and farming for me.
Okay, whatever. Whatever, use it all.
leave shop. You can see how many potions these crooks are farming for me right now. I've
gotten me three, four, five. I lose this. This guy's healing is off the charts.
Alright now I gotta start actually winning here. Thank goodness. Dang,
Which upgrade needed that? Dreamcatcher.
Mmm, Dreamcatcher's really fucking good to get this early.
Ink is used for multicast weapon of your build as mostly a shield loop.
Build to survive until you're procced so you do damage numbers you can't explain. What?
Ink is used for a multicast weapon like the wand.
So you can roll, you can proc all multi-casts and the rest of your build is mostly a shield loot build to survive until you proc so your damage ever...
Okay, so you want to make a weapon one-shot them after a hundred seconds?
You see, you're basically nerfing your weapon because you're going to win, and you want
to farm as much as possible.
If you have a thousand multi on it.
I feel like after a hundred seconds wouldn't dampening just fuck you?
Well, uh, what should I dreamcatcher?
Well, let me actually buy something here.
Take this and then sell it.
Buy another shield.
Let's dreamcatcher the shield for sure.
Gain some free re-rolls.
or shield for it gain some XP gain some XP gain some gold all right throw that
shield right there uh fuck it let's level up and this guy already has simple
curses and this guy's copying me he's got wicked staff too but his shield is
level zero mines level one this is big dreamcatcher value look at this I'm
shaving away cool down on this
we could step blows it does it's horrible
items on sale cheaper re-rolls vitality gain healing let's go ahead and get items on sale
okay that's a big upgrade excellent
doesn't matter meet his diary is on sale and there's also a definitely by the goblin not
Not even a question.
That's just buy that instantly.
Man, this dire would be so good if I had a hook or something, right?
For some good old gold farm.
Gain some re-rolls, more re-rolls, XP.
Let's get some crit chance on here.
It's at 86% pretty much up there.
Give an item plus one shock.
Damn, I need the right book.
I don't want to use that yet.
another one of those I'm broke I don't know why I'm swiping oh wait sell that damn
which belt dust shield sort of combat you know about the point one multicast
limit aka one second trigger equals 10 max multicast yes i'm aware
good shot let's go you need a wand asap i don't know if i do
like I'm trying to go for a potion or not a potion a dampening build I guess
maybe I'll need healing because this poison is no I need to be immune to
debuffs. I need to get that shield that removes debuffs.
Yeah, this guy's also a deep shield build. He beats me. Same build as me. Just better.
Alright, well now my shield is damn near a one-second cooldown. I farmed a thousand-
A thousand, a thousand potions there.
This is all shit.
Okay, we now have a level 2 Crooked Staff.
Uh, that's gonna farm.
Hard for me, we buy a goblet.
Like, I don't want a Wicked Staff.
Where's the good stuff here?
Gain gold.
Give something burn minus point two CD
The guy should upgrade my dreamcatcher
Use my chest
Arcane arm
Permanently give the arcane item below whatever
No
You all shit take the rod and sell it
Use a wicked staff until you get good shit
No.
Ass.
I'll put another shield on the board though.
Interesting, look at that.
Hmm.
I guess I'll sell a goblet.
And I got simple curses.
Fuck, this is a really important page.
Hmm, but I don't want to take another loss. How can I- I guess double- hold on.
Hmm, I'm gonna be three gold off.
Shit.
Sell the charge book. Oh, yeah, I am gonna sell this. You're fucking right. We sell that. I bet. Bang.
Open. Take this weapon. Sell that. Buy another goblet. Open. I don't have any
staves. Contrigger gain a plain copy of the spear below. Huh. Do I have any daggers?
I do not shield gives you chest you're talking about get the book and put buffs
on it I plan on it I'm just thinking about yeah I take this whatever just sell
it bang bang okay now I need to start dream-catching this and reducing its
cool down. Gain one random lesser potion per unique debuff that this has. So let's give
it some debuffs. Burn. Let's give it shock. I don't have any others, but let's go ahead
can roll all those. Nice. Okay. Pretty good. Make the shield crit too. Can you? I feel
feel like shields can't crit. Remember Mini Healer? I love Mini Healer but I never really
got to the good part of the game. Dude it's actually everyone playing Witch Build. And
And that's it.
Which build cringe and boring?
Also the best.
I currently have 4500 shield. Pretty gross, let's times 2 this.
I've also earned myself...
uh, 62 potions.
Yeah, okay.
Restore some lives.
Oh, I don't know. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Finish leveling, gives an item plus one poison.
Alright, now this thing has all the debuffs in the world.
Ideally, I just start upgrading it though and like, you know, get some actually good
rolls here, but I'm getting trash.
What is this maxed out?
Cleanse 30 of each debuff.
Dusk shield? Gain shield equal to percentage of your max HP. Don't you have cheaper re-roll
pots? I do. Can the shield crit? I don't know if it can. I just gave it crit chance,
but like, does this actually work? My crooked is 100% crit chance, 150%. Now without the
Look in the top right
Pre-percent for times two damage. I mean it gets a damage
That's it yeah gain some XP gain some gold
I guess I'll give it some crit, fuck it. 48% crit chance now.
On trigger, trigger item start of combat effects.
I feel like this dark or dusk shield and this dark necklace is really good to have, especially
because I have the dreamcatcher and I can start with like shaving away its cool down.
Max out, dusk shield, start of combat and on trigger.
Shield equal to 20% of your max HP.
Kind of insane.
And maybe I'll get some dark tags too.
I think dark necklace is huge
Yeah, but two sorry isn't great
Yeah
How do I prevent myself from getting one shot from like a fucking dark orb? I don't know if I can
We'll see fight
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
Dragon Orb?
Yeah, I need to start Dragon Orbing, you're probably right.
Do I lose this?
Oh, this guy's got some debuffs going, god damn!
Blessing. Pay the King 20 gold to receive two random blessings.
Gain 10% luck and 3 guaranteed lucky rolls. Gain a goblet. They are much more likely to appear and gain damage equal to their sell value each day.
I feel like Bonk Blessing is crazy.
Crazy.
Luck is also good.
Yeah, they both go good.
Here's a hook on sale.
Hmm.
Goddammit.
It's another goblet.
We buy that.
It sells for 90 right now.
It's going up.
We'll take this.
That's also big.
Gain XP.
Gain Gold.
Buy this book.
I don't think I need this on the board right now.
I think I'd rather just double dreamcatcher some shit.
What should I reduce the cooldown of?
It's 1.5, I'll probably get that down at some point.
Maybe my crook?
Dreamcatcher the dreamcatcher?
Oh my god, you're a genius. What?
What's my crit chance right now about that I guess all right
There's nothing in here I really want to buy.
I need the anti-poison shield.
I do.
Whenever you gain shield, deal 100 damage.
I don't...
Hmm, I don't know if Warrior Shield's actually the play.
Whoa, we got a storm build user.
Unfortunately, I think my shield is outpacing his damage.
Oh, maybe not.
Come on, bro.
Oh, shit, he might win.
Oh, I lose.
All right, well, I only have one life left.
Crazy, I'm getting owned here.
Mmmmm.
Okay, what's the cooldown now?
2.8.
What the fuck?
An epic goblet.
I really gotta start dumping.
I gotta get some crazy things.
Give the item a plus one bonus multicast and increase this item's cooldown.
I think lost fragments really good to have and I just lost fragment below here
Cain orb can't use that can't use really anything on this screen roll upgrade the witch belt sure
Protector here we go. This is a really good shield to have I need this fuck the dust shield
Cleanse 20% of your debuffs
We're gonna buy this goblet, roll another witch belt, sell this shield, fuck.
again another protector it's a little bit of gold in gold by the protector
excellent give it item crit chance IV XP sword the moon is that worth it
It's free XP. It was on sale, but it's not now.
I leveled.
Okay, interesting screen. What I really fucking need is another simple curses.
Cuz then I can upgrade my simple curses
God fucking damn it another goblet I guess
Dark spear hmm
Wow more gobbies
Should I sell this level to goblet for 170 gold
Equip that goblet, it's bonk time. Each day increased cell value by 60, so the
comet gained damage equal to its cell value. It actually does damage the fuck.
You're gonna die? I don't know if I will.
I think I'm actually pretty strong now surely
I'm gonna sell this actually what is it
Yeah, let's sell this, let's buy both of those.
Buy that book to sell, keep rolling, thank god, that's what I wanted to happen.
Holy fuck.
On trigger game plus one gradient per which item at 20 sacks gain a random potion.
I don't know if I care about this cauldron.
I really need to shave off some CD.
Uh, bullshit. It's by the gobby.
Uh, hole again. Another witch belt.
Upgrade my holy shield. Excellent.
Okay, we'll take another one of those. Maybe our cane shield is also crazy.
Also, there's a witch wand.
Hmm...
I should probably buy the wand to start farming it.
I feel like Runic Shield is also insane.
Am I crazy?
Wand is greater than the cane.
I feel like this crane or crook is farming a lot of pots though.
And then again, maybe this is where the real farming should be coming from.
Not the crook.
I can't believe we're not gonna go bonk goblet.
I don't think it's good.
I just don't know if I want our cane shield.
You don't?
Alright, well.
Put the wand in.
No, I'm gonna risk the biscuit here.
I'm gonna try and farm.
Ooh, hello, another wand.
Let's freeze that, let's go.
This guy's a money farmer.
My shield is going up faster than he's doing damage, so I win this, and I farm really
hard.
So this book, oh wait, he's getting quicker, isn't he?
Can you relax how's he getting so fast?
Okay, we organize that
Okay, we buy this wand
Mmm
give an item plus eight poison that's probably pretty good right
poison on the wand is pretty nice fuck I need money broke if I spin stuff now
would it upgrade the wand I don't know
Let's get these the fuck out of here.
Okay.
Mmm.
Fuck it, we'll sell a goblet.
And then we'll buy this.
Massive sale, love that.
Okay, take this, sell it. Buy that. Take this. Excellent. My god, yes. Alright. Glad I didn't
use these pots yet, so here's the dealio. How did all these pots come up here the
Fuck.
Uh...
Here's the wand.
If I use a potion, hold on.
Okay, it does not buff the wand.
If it's not equipped, so we're gonna throw this here.
Gain some go- what?
Oh my god, no.
I just wasted like 10 potions, fuck.
That goes there.
Okay, now I right click.
There we go.
Gain XP.
went to the shield again no that was uh so the shield permanently gain three shield and
one heal whenever you use a potion so that's just in general look I'll put this on the
wand and the shield will still proc see so when I use an item to gain gold you can't
use that on the wand. I did fuck some things up. Okay 78% crit chance. I don't need to
gain any more debuffs on this do I? No I don't. So let's put it on the wand here.
Give it shield, gain eight gold, bleed, you need bleed still.
True but I don't have bleed so that's how that goes.
You're right.
And then gain eight poison.
Okay.
So the wand is on the board. Here's an arcane orb, but this is an arcane, is it? It is.
Mmm, do I go for that? I feel like I keep doing CD- oh wait.
This is already one second CD. This is maxed out, I'm done with that.
I think I take the crook out.
I think I'm done with the crook?
1.5 second CD. I mean, what do I want to lower at this point? I don't even know.
The crew gave you 44 pots last round. Yeah, it gave me a decent amount, but this is going
to be way better now.
The shield is currently 1.5 second CDR. I can probably find a potion of point, a time
Potion to remove that point five. I don't need to spin an entire match buffing that that's done
Dream catcher. I guess my wand
Actually, I should lower the wand
Just get it there
The other shield that's yeah, the other shields also apply. All right buff the shield. It's a lot of money here. Okay
Start of combat gained two random dark items. Interesting.
Hmm.
Multicast the potion book.
Oooooh.
You're right.
You're fucking right.
Good call.
Uh, Arcane Orb I'll leave here, I'm not doing that, I'm trying to get cooldowns down.
Game plus one cheaper rules improve your future candy.
Or Moonknife.
Take the Moonknife, XP and Gold, yes please.
Have an item plus 2 poison? Alright, sure.
Give an item the Arcane tag or gain a level.
Ah, is there anything good to having the Arcane tag?
I don't think so. I think it's just a level angle, yeah.
It's a lot of XP, we take that with the orb.
I mean, gaining a one random deba- it's already arcane.
I don't think I use arcane shield we sell.
We take a goblet.
Let that ramp up.
Okay, epic goblet into another chest.
Another trigen, sell it, roll, another witch wand, another goblet, another witch belt.
okay epic wand I don't have any potions right now so I don't actually think I
give a fuck about upgrading my wand yet I'll just freeze and go
cauldron I don't think I use cauldron either make no sell the items they were
sell on the crook will buy the wand fine got it oh buy this unfreeze sell roll
again
find other dreamcatcher roll again
Hmm
Permanently give an item below plus one debuff. I don't think I care about that
This is a fun page
Big fan of this page here, I think I sell this neck for 23 gold fire goblet another one
Let's freeze it
I'm just going to sell the Arcane. Oh, it sells for zero, right.
Alright, leave shop. Surely I don't die.
Okay, I'm looking at my shield. It's steadily going up.
How much did I farm?
150 potions excellent another goblet
I wish that person lasted a little bit longer we upgrade that excellent take
another one of those. Use again a guaranteed lucky roll. Gain XP. Gain Gold. Give an item
crit chance. Alright. 130 gold to use. Crystal tag, I don't know how to use that. Give it
shock, plus an income, uh fuck the arcane orb roll. I don't think I care about charges.
Another book, excellent roll again. When the hell can I, god damn. I need some 200 goldfuckers,
Nice. One more of those books. It's level three.
Very important to have that. Another gobby.
Witch Belt.
Huh.
Shop contains a cursed item.
Start of combat. Permanently give the item to the right a random debuff.
I
Bleed I guess
Hmm
Yeah getting bleed would be nice, but I just I think it's wait for the potion
Another gobbly dragon orb
I do want to farm max HP
I'm kind of just waiting for everything to get to one second CDR. It's too late. Is it
Dreamcatcher the multicast
I feel like the value is not as much there because it gains 2 seconds CD every time it goes
Maybe it's good
Oh I'm broke anyways. Oh look at that
Hmm I think I sell gobbies here
Buy that gobby take this
Spear, sell it, roll again, give me my fucking book!
Another gobby, roll again, thank you, there's the book, Jesus Christ, five years later.
Now what do I want?
I guess another dream catcher would be fun.
Oh, wand.
No, Wanda's already maxed, I don't care about that.
Six gold to re-roll, I should not use these anymore.
Alright, fuck it, let's go.
Shoulda leveled.
Alright, let's see how much I can farm here.
126 potions.
I wish they lasted longer, gain 400 max HP, yes gain income, minus 0.2 CD.
Okay, one, two, three, max that out, I should probably use it on my Dreamcatcher, huh?
I'm going to finish off the shield so I don't have to spend a whole day dream-catching it.
Alright and then I'll put the wand tier so let's lower the wand up now.
Alright, 2.9 seconds CD, do it on multi-strike.
I just don't see the value on the lost fragment.
the item above plus one bonus multicast but increase this items cooldown by two seconds
regardless it's gonna ramp up a lot of time four second CD isn't really if I get it to
level three permanently give the item above plus one multicast you're right
that could be good if I get there give an item burn I think I just gave burn
Turn to my dream cat, yup, it's a waste.
fucking full crit chance jesus
Okay, 100% crit chance on that.
Throw some crit on that shield I guess.
Bang shock.
All right, roll
Hmm
Dark
What should I put dark on I don't even know
Wand
Yeah, actually
Okay, we'll take another one of those, 60 gold, another witch belt, excellent, now it's
level two.
If I can ever get that level three, I'll be very happy.
Hmm.
Another goblet. Excellent.
Cursed. Ooh.
Shop contains only amulets.
Start of combat game tier and dark items, crystal, trash, trash, all trash.
Except maybe the sapphire amulet.
Hmm.
Sell the arcane orb so it doesn't appear in the lucky shop that sells you copies.
Oh yeah, good call.
Take another one of these shields love that for me roll roll another shield
If 20 fucking rerolls another witch belt
Which belt which belt
Caldy sell it roll again another goblet another goblet Jesus Christ
huh
Nice.
Do I want to try and upgrade my Dreamcatcher anymore?
I don't think so.
Cuz I'm gonna have to swap the dream catcher out at some point
All right, let's go I hope this person lives for a while
They don't damn it barely farmed off them
Oh, and crew, shock damage, okay.
Gain XP, gain 8 re-rolls, gain max HP, give an item plus 3 healing, plus 3 dam, give
Give it burn, give it shock, minus 0.2 CD, 2.6 second CD now.
In gold, give it shield, just put the crit chance on the wand, alright.
Yeah, reducing the CD of Lost Fragment definitely seems like a play now.
For now.
And then I swap the Dreamcatcher out.
Make Cam smaller to show numbers on items.
Oh, you wanna see my big items?
Oh, you like looking at them?
I'm getting a little autistic in the channel.
Excellent.
Big shield upgrade.
Love that for me.
Uh, this sells for the most.
Dude, how many fucking goblins is this game about to give me?
What is this?
Dude.
He is retard.
You should have multi-casted the multi-cast item.
I didn't multi-cast anything.
What are you talking about?
They're saying the fragment.
They're saying fragment the fragment.
Oh, you mean like half of...
Oh, I see what you're saying.
yeah maybe I should get a second one of these fucks it's a call I even think
about that type of fism
another goblet
I'm basically is looking for witch belts and goblets and I guess another loss
fragment or 200 gold potion to upgrade something to level 3.
Probably just sell my thing. Ooh, hello.
All items are on sale. Unfortunately, I don't need any of those items.
Goddamn.
200 gold potion, please.
I guess I only have 5% luck, but like, geez.
Wow.
Look at that.
Sell the goblet for levels?
Why though?
Here's another one of these things lost fragments should I keep it any good
level threes no I think I keep investing
It's actually rather close.
Minus 0.2 CD.
Okay, it's 1.8 now.
6, 4, 2.
Alright, nice.
Wand is maxed out.
Give it poison, gain XP.
Sell this.
Your wand is only hitting 10 times per second.
I know, guess. Use our eye to increase the chance of finding it in the shop.
Uh... huh. Do I use that on the goblet? Is that... what else would I want?
I think it's a witch belt angle.
Now a goblet can be worked. Eh, fuck.
Dark orb?
Yeah, maybe I wait for a dark orb to spawn or something. I don't know.
I don't know what to put- I don't know.
The 200 gold potion, you can't use it on that.
Otherwise that'd be fucking crazy.
My shield, my shield double two.
Okay, another one of these.
Hmm.
Luck is still just 5%.
I need to get like a luck store or something here.
That's a good sale.
I should probably just sell a goblet.
Just buy that
never lucky just one lucky page some potions okay another witch belt sure I
guess
Shop only contains or contains one star items okay we buy that goblet.
Just a belt and a porch.
Jesus.
Alright, well...
Nice.
Sell a dream catcher by the goblet.
Looking pretty good!
Alright, last time with this dream catcher I sell it.
This guy is similar to my build, but I win.
Fuck these fights don't last long enough anymore. I'm not farming as hard as I want. I need another shield user
Give it on a trigger chance give it plus two burn minus point five CD
Let's go ahead and use that here bang
2.7 cd nice nice game max hp given i am plus 2 burn i don't even know what to fucking put
it on the one multi i mean i would put things on the one but it's like pointless cuz it's
It's at a... It's capped out.
It can't attack faster, no matter what I do. The multicast is pointless.
Putting it on Protector? Yeah.
I don't want to put it on this shield, cause this...
I mean, I guess I could.
They're both fine.
But it can heal more?
I guess improving the heal is good, sure.
Improving the burn's probably good. Giving it shock is fine.
Yeah, I should fuck it. Damage crit chance max HP
Don't throw crit there fuck it whatever
Now I'm gonna put something else fuck I wish I had my little fucking three bullshit man. Give me a fucking potion
Two hundred gold potion just one please God
I'm gonna fucking skip it on accident, I already know.
Level up.
It doesn't give me luck.
It doesn't matter.
It just gives me a little bit of HP, but who cares?
Another one of those, I guess.
Another gobby.
It did give you luck, but it did.
Fuck up.
Stop talking to me.
Is it actually?
It was 5%.
How did I gain 5?
Was it actually 5 and not 10?
It gave you 5.
else it was 10% already luck okay all right well fuck all you all y'all in
your stupid fucking words
Wow what a screen bang bang bang boom how sell it roll again
sell a goblet bye bye bye yes babe you know what oh yeah of course let's say after you
offer
This name sucks, we don't see Walter.
Walter's not in this room.
Anyways, open, trash, cell, roll, goblet, wait, why am I banned in your chest?
I didn't even type anything.
I can smell you in your bitch-ness.
That was minus three gold.
All right, it's fucking too much to do shit now. Goblet, goblet.
Chew, fuck!
So goblets in roll you think how much they all sell for five goats cheap 90 305 225 115 40 35
multi-cast over the dream
oh you mean like multi but it's not perma-multicasting
same saying before I level this to level 3 I hope I get there I want to lower the
quote out of my lost fragment you're saying put my second one in oh but this
would give me potions you're right so a multicast for multicast which gives you
potions which gives me CDR.
Ohhhh.
So this is kinda, yeah, you're right.
Put the faster one on the bottom.
You're right.
You're fucking right.
Genius.
Alright, let's go fight.
Another shield user.
level 3 by the way nice protector jackass
however he has not scaled himself with potions very well this all is gonna come
down to how many debuffs he does we'll see I cleanse a lot of them though I
I
Farmed a hundred and ninety-two pots
Endless mode alright we won
But now we're going to fuck town
Absolute peak bullshittery is an endless mode
No one here is playing anything that's not stupid and the devs shouldn't be
looking at it. So here we are minus 0.2 CD potions. I don't want to over fuck it all
the way. Nice 1.4 second cooldown now. Lowered that. Fuck I should have used on
this one. This one's 2.5. I put on the wrong one. I'm an idiot. Give item plus
to burn. Just swap them. I mean ideally I get... I guess I can have two level 3s? Oh, two
level 3s would be nice, so it's not wasted entirely. The game doesn't let you
overdo the CD reduction pots, it stops using them once you get one second. I'm
I'm aware. It's the limit.
Beaky and I bought a coffee machine.
And this is the first coffee I've had from it.
It's so good.
But also, coffee machines are a bitch to deal with.
I don't know where to put burn.
Max HP, poison, healing.
uh shield xp give an item crit chance damage burn gain gold gain shield
i was watching the vaude and now i wanted to skip him yapping but it's live okay that's crazy
One star items plus all that which belt upgrade still no level 3 potion I
Mean this is kind of crazy. I haven't seen a single one
It's fucking nuts actually
Is it yeah kind of is crazy
Give an item crit chance.
Not really.
You need to level.
So you're telling me, leveling will increase the chance that I, uh, that I get those?
Yes?
Oh, you are saying that.
crazy that you think that a forged blade and another sort triggers triggers it
trash all trash trash joblet joblet
It's gonna level more, fuck it.
Other witch belts.
Goblet, goblet.
Do I go dragon orb?
No, everyone's saying I don't.
It's bad though.
Hover over level and you can see your luck increase by level.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't know.
Weird, it's not saying these things.
Like you're saying that it's going to.
Let's fight. Go on a roll.
I care about this page. I do freeze it. Let's go fight
And they're dead instantly. I only got 60 pots out of it
Ink potion?
Hmm.
Plus 4 damage and 15% crit.
Ooh, give an item bleed.
Excellent.
Nice, it's more pots for me.
Been a while since I've gotten that.
Gain max HP, plus re-healing gain re-rolls.
What's even the use of Ink Potion?
So someone said, I think they're right, the only use for Ink Potion I can possibly think
of is in a situation like I'm in right now, but I want the fight to last longer so that
I farm more potions.
But like, that just seems stupid.
Hundreds, yeah, you're exactly a hundred second cooldown though, is a death sentence.
Like you'll just die to dampening, I don't care who you are.
Alright, everything is a one-second cooldown now.
Interesting.
You have a huge fan in chat.
Who is it?
Would you classify them as a massive bitch?
I think I know who it is.
Trash.
Hmm.
Wasted all your potions.
Yeah, I'm gonna start putting in another stuff.
Fucking right.
I'm gonna start putting crit chance on these things.
Fuck it, max out the crit on it.
Put it there too, 70% crit chance, nice.
Cause these things still attack.
This thing's already maxed crit chance.
Max attack speed.
Yeah.
Trash.
Give me a fucking level three.
Actually, Zev needs to work on this. There's gotta be like ways you consistently
can get level 3. Sure there's gotta be RNG into it, but this is fucking stupid. Fuck
you, Chrono Fuck. Give me my potion. Ugh! And I don't want to right click and do enroll
down into- thank you. Thank you, God. I appreciate it. Finally. Alright. So, what do I want
to upgrade here to level 3.
So if I get this, permanently give the above item plus 1 multicast.
This goes level 3.
On trigger gain 2 random potions per unique debuff this has.
The book can give that potion.
Oh.
And we just lock that in.
That's busted!
You better not be lying, or I'll fucking find you.
Are you buying pots?
It's not a psychopath.
would refer to me as an alcoholic.
I like how I still haven't used my potion of appearance.
I should have done this forever ago.
Fuck it, I'm just gonna potion appearance the gobby.
Cause I'm just gobby spamming.
they're on sale too forgot the orb fuck the orb make another giga book no
because I don't I would have to reduce it's good I guess I get the potions
Just cd
Alright well good enough
One more roll, and one more, and there's just one more.
One more, and a moss.
Have a look.
Thank God.
Yes.
Huh!
Finally!
All right.
Now I've got, I've doubled my luck.
Honest, I'm just gonna sell another goblet here.
Bang, bang, bang.
And fuck it, sell another one.
Bang.
Fuck it, increase the odds of the goblet too.
Bang.
Don't sell those.
Kick rocks, I wanted it.
Alvin build hmm all right let's see if I get any 200 gold potions from this
book start of combat permanently game plus three multicast and plus eight poison
interesting
I don't think- I got a hundred potions out of that.
Do you see what I see in here?
It looks like it's fucking layered.
Or I can't even fucking organize this.
Okay.
Alright. Oh my god. I can't even grab it. There we go.
What do I want to make level three?
Honestly, my lost fragments, because at level 3, permanently give the item above plus 1 multi-cast.
So we're gonna go here, and we're gonna go here.
And now, it's stupid.
Shield.
Shield will also be good.
It's crazy. Wow.
Yeah, next round though, right?
Should I even use these pots?
You think it's psychotic if I save up here?
Get another 200 gold potion and drop it here. If I lose, I will fucking freak out.
Okay, we got a mace build. I think I beat this.
Oh shit, I don't see any 200 gold potions in there.
Damn, did I just get that lucky?
Okay, uh...
Huh.
This is difficult to navigate, I'll be honest here.
Whoa, like I'm hitting control to try and organize but
Gain a level okay, I right-click that give an item plus three shock
Okay, I'm just gonna throw on that book more shock
Okay, I
I don't know what I was right clicked minus 0.2 cd
Hmm
Hmm.
Give an item the dark tag.
Go there, sure.
This is actually like fucking infuriating.
I need to get this- that's already crit maxed out.
It has plus 9 multi-casts.
Yeah, it's already damaged, Cap.
Dude, I've sort- what do you want?
I can only organize potions.
Look, move potions?
I guess it's actually- there's more room up top, you're fuckin' right.
I didn't think about there being more room.
plus eight gold max hp I mean reduce cooldown I actually cannot use the time
tonic because I have nothing to reduce it won't it won't let me
oh maybe I should roll for a tier three first maybe I find a potion in here I've
I've got luck now.
It's maxed out.
Do I have any guaranteed luck rolls?
Maybe I do.
Gain XP.
Gain free re-rolls.
Gain XP.
I don't see luck anywhere.
Oh, I do.
Guaranteed luck rolls.
Roll? Roll?
That sucks. No good luck rolls.
Only contains amulet.
And it's on sale.
Okay.
This has to go on the shield surely.
Dang.
Alright.
Now I should start doing things. Use our Nine of a Transformant. It keeps its
star level. Huh.
Wrong shield. You think I should have went on this one where it does 80% of
debuffs? They're both fine. Hold on, here's the thing. So this simple curses currently
has times 10 multicast. I don't think it can go any higher than that, can it? So maybe
Maybe I should put the shield here.
And start ramping this.
For now.
Also swap the fragments.
Yeah, you're right. I should start ramping both of them.
Wait, I'm just gonna be capped out soon.
Oh my god. Use on an item to give it one multicast. What the fuck?
It doesn't really matter. Gain gold, crystal tag, storm tag, fuck it, storm, storm.
Fucking crystal, crystal, crystal, crystal, and just crystal'd up, whatever.
He's out of the shop to trade this for that item. I can save the hundred gold
Max crit chance max crit
Any crit on these things because they also attack give it the holy tag sure why the fuck not plus two poison
Sure
Plus eight poison
K85% crit chance, gain max HP, max HP, plus 1 healing, the witch tag, witch witch, witch
witch witch, I actually cannot use these time tonics, give it the moon tag, okay I'm mooned
up plus 8 damage sure. Buy an item and use them. Could do that. Use on an item to transform
it into a random item and it keeps its star level. Huh. We'll do that. Another gobby.
Yeah, I could just buy an item and just spam the CD reduction just to like, you know, proc my shield.
Right? Let me upgrade something.
I'll get a free item.
Then I'll upgrade that and then sell it.
Holy fuck.
Okay.
Buy this.
Okay, and then we're gonna throw, it doesn't matter this bow here, sure, excellent.
Throw my gobby up here, sell this, sell that.
Can use the other pot too.
Oh yeah, I could use this.
Or this too, Morph Potions.
Fuck!
Okay, let me just get another one.
Ooh, candy!
God fucking dammit.
Use on an item to gain a copy of it.
I don't think that's good.
It was nothing I'd buy.
More time tonic trash.
Ink pot?
No.
No, I don't think ink pot is a thing.
We're going on here and I'm using this.
And then this again, and then that again,
and again, and again.
And then I'm selling it.
this back on. What a psychotic setup I have. 300 gold, by the way. I mean, I should just level.
Level twice.
Gorge is lucky roll.
I could also sell my goblets in lucky roll.
Once I have three 200 gold potions, I see two more.
Then what?
Like, now- now what?
I guess Dark Orb?
Yeah, I have to get a Dark Orb, true.
Why did I sell that one?
Oh my god.
Okay, if I were gold I'm gonna right click this, roll until lucky.
uh no dark orb
The Eleven tag, whatever, sure.
Okay.
Roll till lucky.
Shop only contains 1 star items, trash.
Okay, more presents for me, plus 10 income.
Now just do potions, I don't feel like dealing with the other shit.
I will I have to go one round though 40 gold present geez
I'm just fucking over. I'm just gonna throw shit on random things. I don't care enough
any more
okay roll nice how much is the cost
upgrade or level? A lot. Leave shop. This guy has a curse shield. That's scary.
He doesn't have a dark orb though, so I think I can win.
Plus four multicast, whatever. It's not a big deal. I think I'm fine.
Alright. 184 potions. We're gonna swap this up to there now.
Okay, let's do this again. This is honestly worse than backpack battles when it comes to organizing.
Alright. No level 3 potions. Damn, I can't believe I got two of them that last time.
Well, I'm just gonna start right clicking at this point.
Considering all my shields and stuff are maxed out, is that crit?
100%, basically 100, 100, 100, yep, done.
Put it all on book, it doesn't matter.
So you cannot attack more than 10 times per second, so everything is multi-capped.
Getting this thing more multi-cast is pointless.
The damage and debuff stacks still scale.
True.
Well, yeah, okay, so debuff, you're right.
Debuff should absolutely be going on, like, I guess my wand?
Actually, no, it doesn't matter because they're all attacking.
Like, my shield's still attack.
It doesn't matter what applies it.
Like, shields can do damage.
No matter.
Give an item plus one multi-cast.
Throw it there I guess.
Oh my god.
It's gained a charge, I don't know how.
Is everything dark yet? Not dark. I do need dark.
Okay, any one more dark and I have full dark. And then I couldn't get that one amulet or whatever.
Okay, the orb equals gg dark orb so dark orb at the start of battle triggers triggers triggers
all of my dark items so and it's sort of combat it's in the first second that's what you need
Cause yeah, I'm at the point of the game where it's like you can die instantly.
You'll just have absurd numbers.
Contains a mere lixir trash.
Fuck you.
Goblet.
You can copy a dark orb.
You're right.
I should be buying those.
You're right.
Didn't think about that.
Hey, another goblet.
Still no Dark Orb.
Fucking Christ.
Give an item plus on multicast, I don't think that's worth.
Just give me a fucking dark orb, holy shit.
I'll take the another one of those.
I'm gonna roll till I'm lucky.
Eww.
How many CD reductions do I have?
I should probably buy CD reductions.
How many of these do I have?
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
Fuck yeah, that's 2.8.
I think I have enough to shave all of the CDR off of a Dark Orb.
I think.
Actually, it doesn't matter. It doesn't need CDR.
Yeah, what do I give a fuck?
It's the beginning of battle.
No Dark.
Excellent.
There it is.
Wish I could copy.
All right, so here's the dealio Dark essence do I oh shit and there's a dark
essence okay well I don't know if I actually need it cuz I think everything's
actually already darked up pretty hard I guess this one has 14 multicast so I
should put dark on that. Let's put a dark orb here. Let's pink potion the fuck out of
it. Everything's already above 10 multicast, except my shield, but I think I get it to
10 without this lost fragment I think I could just take this out this only needs
to proc a single time and it also procs at the very beginning cuz it's dark yeah
on trigger the other ones yeah I think I'm good more fat bitch just sell it
Sells for the most
No, no lost three stars
Oh, it could have become it's fine
It's okay, I'm not that upset ooh gain a copy excellent we'll take one of those
Alright, there we go, another.
And then I can make it level 3 as well.
I have a potion to get that for free.
So plus 200 gold.
Excellent, let's roll again.
17 gold to re-roll right now.
Not the best.
When I get this to 3, what happens?
Trigger your dark items 4 times.
Hmm.
CD.
I mean, there's no- I guess I should just fucking throw it, why not?
Dang.
There we go.
God, it's so expensive to fucking re-roll right now.
Ugh!
Should I re-roll?
Or should I just go try and win really quick? Multi-cast the orb?
But I want to get this shield to X-10.
First.
Little bit sketch, but I'm okay.
Alright now the shield's maxed out so we're going to swap it.
It's going to take a bit.
Alright bang bang, buy those, roll.
Excellent.
Excellent. Alright, level 2 Dark Orbs, buy that, buy that, don't need another.
Uh, let's put the potions here.
Items down here.
Whatever.
Okay.
Uh, ooh, also level 3, uh, 200 Gold Potion. Love that for me.
Uh, what do I want to get level 3? Probably my Protector.
Just to like cleanse 80% of debuffs
Am I crazy to think I don't even need this legendary wand anymore?
The orb did nothing. Well, I guess
No, I need the wand to potentially one-shot people in the opener
but I need to start scaling damage on it so I can actually just you know one massive hit in the first second I
Don't know how to scale damage on the wand though
Or anything really she's to hit instantly
Oh, yeah level three would give it a no level three would make it scale tons of damage. You're right. I should level three it
Um, gain XP.
I need to start using potions on my wand.
So now gains 15 damage when using a potion on this.
Fucking god.
Okay, now it hits for 1400, give it Shock, Frost Tag, Arcane, plus 8, give it Bleed,
give it Burn, can't use those, give an item Multicast, Crystal Tag, give it Heal, 2 Rerolls,
moon tag, gold, income, CDR, shock, re-rolls, re-rolls, poison. Definitely don't want to
be using those. Dark, shock, armor, lots of poison, dam, shield, healing, poison, plus
Max HP, Gold, XP, Luck, Gold, Red.
Okay. Sell that.
Hmm.
CDR the orb?
Well, it's sort of combat.
It doesn't actually have any triggering abilities.
Uh, there you go.
I've maxed it down to 1 second just cause.
Excellent.
I mean, fuck, now what?
You need the neck for the orb 3.
Oh yeah, that would trigger on trigger, but what would I take out?
I guess I would take out the multicaster, since I don't need this anymore.
as to trash the bad potions.
I'll keep those I guess, I don't know.
Yeah, I guess the dark neck could be alright.
I mean really all I want are 200 gold potions, level, hmm, cuz yeah when this gets level
three it says trigger all your dark items three times, except for your dark necklace.
Your dark necklace is like, triggers all of your dark, it's something weird.
Whoa that's a crazy weapon to fuck.
Oh, here we go. Dark necklace. On trigger, trigger your items, start of combat, items, effects.
On trigger, trigger your items, start of combat, effects, twice. See how crazy that could be?
But what would I remove?
This is... I guess I would remove the lost fragment, right? But I need to buff this.
It's gonna take me two rounds because I need to give this multicast 10, right?
But I also need to give this multicast 10.
I guess potions could do it.
Yeah, maybe I get some multicast potions over time.
time. Could be nice. Let's put this in. Let's go ahead and do that. Thingamajig. Do that.
do it again we'll keep two extras that should be enough surely it's enough
right
ooh
i think dark necklace is better your start of combat effects trigger and an extra time
Oh, this goes up to six.
I think Darknecked goes up to four on Triggers.
It triggers instantly with the orb.
Yeah.
Nightclaw is much better. I don't think it is.
This doesn't have a tick. This actually has longevity.
I think Dark Necklace.
Um...
Oh my god, I almost just sold my shield.
Imagine that.
Sell this.
Let's do some CDR there.
Put this back on, keep rolling, goblet, goblet, open, there we go, dark necklace, 8 second
I'm almost at a point where I really am kind of actually done.
Getting there.
Once everything is three star, which is only two things left, or three, whatever, everything's
CDR reduced.
Oh, here we go.
Give an item plus one multicast.
I'll need that for later.
Another dark neckie.
Another dark necklace.
This is on sale.
I need to use these more often.
So now I can get something to level 3.
What should I put to level 3?
Probably the shield.
Yeah, for the debuff cleanse so I can live.
Alright, shields level 3.
That's level 2.
Now I just need to bang bang.
There's a lot of dark orbs.
Jesus Christ.
You need the orb for the neck, man.
Oh, it is really important that I get that.
Well, let me just roll another one real quick, TBH.
I'm not fucking damn.
the neck. Why? The neck is maxed out. The only way I can get it to three is with the potion.
I guess a lot of people, they always get confused. They think you can level it to three just by
combining twos together. No, it didn't work that way.
Should I sell my goblets?
I don't even know how many I have in here.
Like I could sell them and level like a thousand times.
Sell the expensive ones, it doesn't matter which ones I sell, it's the same value regardless.
I'm still going, Jesus fuck.
I just want to...
Let's say damage is nice, put that there.
I think these are actually worth it to go on the wand.
Alright, I'm fucking over it. Here we go.
Mmm, they're dead.
Yeah, they're fucking dead.
Alright, how much multi-cast? The Dark Orb is now done.
That's multicasted to 14.
Uh, the question is...
Okay, let's see how much multicast I actually gained here. Hold on.
All right, potions here.
Oh, nice, I got a dark thingamajig. Let's dark orb that to level 3.
Uh, let's bring this in. I don't need that anymore, and then we'll go ahead and drop.
This on it, now that's level 3.
The only downside is this does not have multicast.
I only have one multicast potion.
So...
Oh, hey kitty cat.
It doesn't matter.
But how I, I mean, I'd like to ramp it. I need to get it to 10.
I could sac one round.
I put this here, and I put this here.
it doesn't matter why would it not matter to risky you think all right
Right well, a little bit of CDR, why not?
It's already dark, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm done.
Lucky shops, what am I even looking for in the lucky shops? Really?
It's gonna level
Fuck it, we're going all in selling all my goblets
Okay.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I mean...
Level 3 belts?
Level 3 belts, actually, you're right, that's definitely a play.
I'm honestly just gonna farm the potion, so I don't know why I care.
Nice.
Shit.
I can't afford this stuff now.
I think it's worth freezing this page.
Alright, leave shop. Here we go.
Ah, a man of culture.
A fellow witch user using this?
With charges? Omega low?
Zero level threes?
How are you even in the same fucking vicinity as me?
Okay.
I really am scared of these like morph potions, I feel like I'm going to fuck myself somehow.
Can I like...
There we go.
Morph your fragment.
How would I morphe it though? What would I potentially gain out of that?
Like is there anything I'd trade? I guess a belt?
You're right. Level 3 witch belt would be a play.
Eh, I gotta keep a shield. I don't need that many potions.
I don't think that's better.
No, I can't.
Moon Veil, permanently give your moon items plus 4 multicast.
Everything is moon here, but again, I'm already multicast it up.
Dark Necklace would enjoy it, but again, I'll just take the multicast pots when I
Did I get him?
Trash.
Alright, three stages shit.
I'll just keep re-rolling it.
Wait, there's another one.
Okay, all right, these are gonna make it a three star.
I guess I can upgrade one of my witch belts, right?
I should do that.
Bang.
All right.
Okay, items up here.
No.
Items down here.
Potions here.
Okay.
Okay, items up here. No. Items down here. Potions here. Okay, let's make sure CDR there. Put
this back on. Let's make sure everything's going onto the wand. The wand gains base
damage when I put potions on it.
Okay, uh, how many of these do I have?
One, two, three, fourth it I guess.
Nice.
Just gonna roll till I- fuck, do I just level?
Do I even care to level this thing up?
It contains eight goblets.
Mmm, the problem is, my goblets aren't scaling until they're outside of the chest, you
I'm saying maybe I'll get another chest here I don't think I care about having a
plain copy of anything either. I guess maybe.
Ooh.
Crazy.
Belts getting belts to level two.
Maybe that would be a play. But I didn't do that.
Wowzers. All right.
Okay. Another belt go into level three here.
Level 3 chest, what happens then?
Wins sold, gain 8 goblets, 40 gold and 40 income.
Nah, nah nah, we go belts, level 3.
At this point, I'm just gonna get so many Witch Belts to dump all of those there.
Okay level 2 chest.
Now I sell this.
Ah, no, level 3 it.
World first level 3 chest.
Nope.
Shit.
Uh, where's my shield?
Put that back on before I forget.
this. Items appear. At this point I don't want a lucky roll. I wish I could adjust it where
I can right click and it will roll until I see certain items. But I can't do that, which
is kind of cringe. And now I have odds of getting, you know, witches bullshit all the
the time so I don't want to lucky. Look at this. I can't lucky roll this.
I'm skipping all these.
Okay, here's everything, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell, cell,
Let's take a thingamajig here.
Take that down and grab this another level 3 witch belt.
Okay, keep going.
Another witch belt.
Witch belt, witch belt, witch belt.
Bang, bang, bang.
Hello, bang bang bang bang. I don't need luck. We'll go with this though.
Control.
Oh my god.
Another level 3, which bell.
Okay.
300 gold?
Like, do I keep going?
Hey this is really AIDS do I?
This is kind of miserable to be honest with you.
Go for the world record? I mean...
There's not a lot that can be much better.
I don't know what would win.
The build I had yesterday where I had like insane crit chance in the first second.
Assuming I had the Dark Orb, let's say I had the Cursed Orb with that build.
What would win? This build?
Or my other one shot with the Spear Sack? I don't know.
Infinite Shield clears?
Maybe. I don't know what applies first.
So if both sides have a cursed orb, start of combat trigger your dark items, right?
One side has a really massive hit that does insane damage.
And the other side has a really big shield that blocks a lot.
What goes off first?
A shield, right?
Same server tick, so it would block it?
Dev is probably watching, just like, holy fuck, this guy's a fucking loser.
The game is not supposed to be played like this.
Alright, well I've got, like, as much money as I'm gonna get.
Here's what we'll do.
I don't have a re-roll item, never mind.
put my shield back on okay potions up here
oh potions can go down here actually sell this 100 gold not quite enough to
level yeah fuck it let's just sell the ball 160 gold let's level up all right
This person is playing void stinger 1.7 second CDR. Huh
Does he have a cursed orb? No, he doesn't he's playing a forge build. So this has one second CDR
1.8 5 1.7 1.9 Anvil 4.8 trash level 13 trash
This guy's dead
How exciting this is more aides than backpack battles I was I mean it really is oh
My god
Okay, potions up here weapons down there
Let's organize it and let's just spam right click. I just don't want to right click the wrong fucking potion
That's one multi-cast
Fuck I'm putting things on the wrong thing
See, this is the po- Use on an item to transform it.
I think if I right click this, it will transform my wha- my wand.
My wind and I lose.
I don't know if it would work.
But the dev better not- You better fucking take that out.
You cannot right-click a morph potion.
That'd be awful.
You can't.
No, you have to drag.
Thank God.
I could test it.
Let's test it.
Give an item plus one heal.
So the last thing I put a potion on was this bow.
Oh, good job, Dev.
Dev probably fucked that up and changed himself and patched the next day.
Okay, can I get my wand back?
All right.
Which means, we can probably just spam right click and call it a day.
That's not right clickable.
Yeah, I'm good.
Nice.
Zero risk.
Let's level up.
Roll up, roll, one second CDR, and roll till lucky.
Huh.
Plus one multicast, I need these because there, what are you rolling for?
on dark necklace and level three potions to level up my witch belts.
That's it.
Goblets and witch belts.
I have extremely high odds of getting a witch belt as well, so skip rolling is a misplay.
See, there's that.
So then I take this, use that, you put a witch belt, sell that, sell that.
Take a witch belt, put it on, level it to three, put the shield back on, organize.
which belt. Another one goblet.
I'm acting up. Yeah, sorry, I'm getting very
autistic here. At some point, I'm just
gonna have to run it down and see like
how long until I lose. Fuck it. Just
spam level and then go. Spam level and
then go.
Goodness gracious.
Now, I do have a lot of goblets up here, uh, I'm not sure how many, but a lot.
Sell those too.
Don't forget to mirror the belts.
You could also mirror the belts.
More potions, you're right.
Almost out of money.
All right.
Pretty good.
Here we go.
I'm going against someone that knows culture.
playing simple curses just like me. They have level 2 items but they do have level
it's the same build except they don't have a dark necklace and they don't have as
many level 3s. Their shield currently blocks 4,100. Mine blocks 15,900. It's a
little bit of a difference here. High level 64 and they're dead. Listen all this
optimizing, you know, retard shit that I'm doing right now. I'm seeing the diff,
all right? These people just don't have the patience. They don't have what it
takes. Not like me. Oh, nice. All right, excellent. Let's get myself another witch
Well, boom.
Nice.
Mirror the chests.
Good call.
Plus one multicast, got X5 now.
I think I have dark across the board.
Yeah, skip all that.
How is the dev going to fix this game by the way?
How do you make it to where dark is an- can you imagine playing this game without dark
selected?
The fact that you can't play the game without it is a problem.
How do you fix that?
I don't even know what direction you would attempt to go.
It's like the whole concept of start of battle, do this.
It's just too overpowered when the game's ending in two seconds every time.
How do you fix that?
Endless just doesn't matter.
Alright, well...
It's been a hell of a lot more time at Endless than I do anywhere else.
Not my job.
probably got it huh what her babe
probably got to get rid of these free
re-rolls like this is kind of insane
are y'all hot and bothered y'all want me to just go next
this is bothersome for you my optimizing
Ooh, wait, those are two one-stars.
One-star gobs.
Excellent.
Nice.
Ooh.
It's too lazy.
You don't have to transform into a randomized with the same rarity, eh.
I'm rarity, eh.
Wow.
Interesting.
Can I get some level 3 pots?
Please?
Nice.
Double 1 star?
Holy fuck.
Yes.
All right, sell, sell, sell, sell.
Let's put this in here, actually.
Drop all those, drop that, drop that, bang, re-roll it, I should have used my charge item
on it.
Wait I can buy this!
Here we go.
Oh, I just transformed to a goblet.
Could have kept that.
Hold S when clicking the red chest.
I don't know if I want to do that because then it deletes it, doesn't it?
It gives 25 gold?
Does it?
Okay.
I'll do that from now on.
Hold S and then right-click it, alright.
Sometimes, though, I can get items itself for 30, so...
I don't know. Doesn't seem very optimal to me.
Just saying.
Yeah, holy shit, that actually speeds it up immensely.
All right. Well, I think I'm good. Uh, here we go. Can you spend less time in the battle?
I like to shop more. I'll work on it. Let's see how quick this is. Another fight.
Why am I going against all these fucking losers I'll never lose to this
Woo! Back to the shop!
Close it again, how do I...
How do I do that again? Hold shift, hold right...
What?
Wait, no, no, I want to go back to the shop. Oh, no.
S. Right-click. Thank you. Too late. Fuck.
Here we go.
I cannot believe I have one.
Where's my multi-cast?
The multi-cast?
Nice.
I need more of those.
Fuck.
Wait.
Right there.
It's a lot of level 3s I can get.
Enter the shop.
Let's go ahead and start putting some witch belts.
Two star witch belt, two star witch belt, three star witch belt, three star witch belt,
three star witch belt.
put my shield back on dark or back on buy that get the 6x crit damage item over
the second shield cleansing is useless I feel like crits fucking useless too
thank god we're back home I was scared out there not being in my shop I do
feel at home here you don't one shot I don't I hit for 12,000 so in the first
second I hit for a hundred thousand I guess if I can create that would up into
600,000.
Yeah, maybe I'm at a point where it's like, these debuffs...
If I went against another shield build and they had an arcane shield and they ramped up debuffs, I don't know.
I don't know, what's better here?
replace the tome you think sack the tome no more pots that's a hundred pots a day
I'd be losing but maybe you're right because I have so many witch belts it
doesn't really matter
Hang on.
Oh, damn it.
Okay. Open this. I need something with charges on it. Okay, fuck it, whatever. I'm just trying
to get rid of my CDR potions just because it buffs my shield, right? So I need to buff
something. So that, put that back on. Gain 20 gold. Put that there. One multi-cast.
That's at time seven, so that's almost done.
Uh...
Well, now I gotta roll for some witch belts, huh?
Nice.
Witch belts.
And...
Level three pots.
Love that for me.
Goblet's two, I guess.
Sounds like I'm playing Aim Labs.
Someone might point out that it's more effective to have the weapon in the middle of the right
side because the way you're losing 0.1 second.
You think having the weapon here reduces the travel time to fly across, you think
that'll make the diff? Is that actually a fucking thing? We're at that point now? It genuinely
does. Shut the fuck up. Which autistic motherfucker googled up that shit? That's crazy. I thought
But I was ridiculous.
I almost want to not do it to see if I lose to that, right, because that's the only way
I lose now is someone having like the damn near same build.
That tiny little advantage.
Okay, level 3 witch belt coming at ya.
Hang?
Nice.
Okay, another witch belt.
Shit.
Oh, there we go.
Where's my shield?
My orb how much can you get selling all the goblets? You want to find out I?
Just sold all my presents by the way whoops R to reroll store. Oh shit
Damn.
Damn, you just fucking up my gameplay immensely.
I do need to get something with charges on it though.
Ooh, I like that bitch.
Okay, I'm broke. Let's see if I can get like, uh, some of the charges again. Okay, we're
gonna sell that. Fuck, I need like that legendary bow or whatever. Dammit.
Damn it. No charges, huh? Okay. Uh, sell, sell, sell.
Give me that fire bow.
There we go.
This has charges on it.
Perfect.
Okay, so let's put this in and then put all those onto it.
Is that all I had?
Alright, let's throw that onto it.
That, that, that.
Excellent.
Excellent. Let's put the witch belt in, drop all these on witch belts, excellent big fucking percentage now.
Okay, uh, should I keep rolling for chest?
See if I get the chest to level 2.
Damn, everything here is tier 1. That's crazy.
Oh, I'm broke.
Alright.
Nice. You got tier 3.
But was that a tier 3 score?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
You had a tier 3 goblet.
I mean, I don't see... what are you talking about? That doesn't happen.
Yeah, I do have been a visual bug or something, because that doesn't happen.
Alright.
Ooh.
We'll sell this goblet, all right, ten minutes.
10 minute shop. What are you talking about?
Look at your stream.
What about it?
Who put that there?
mod span that person
Nice, nice.
a level excellent sure about the other gobby whoops all right I think this
pretty oh let me sell that gives me some money bang by that a couple more
re-rolls. A little more money. Last free re-roll. BANG.
Ooh, I need that. That's huge. Okay, five.
Ooh, I need that. Just use this. BANG. BANG.
All right.
Whoo!
Not bad.
Oh, I'm a kitty cat.
Y'all think I'm gonna win?
Change book with Critneck.
Fuck you, man.
I like my potions.
Let me see how many potions the book actually gives me here, because it might be over.
56 potions is all it gave me
Is it a dark item it is dark
Well let's put the items up here potions no potions up here items down there organize it
Not bad!
1400 gold, by the way.
Ooh! Witch belts!
Oops, I'm out.
Oh, whoops, I rolled.
All right. All right. Y'all are some whiny bitches you need to get to fuck off my shit. All right.
But I will speedrun here. Let's level a couple times.
All right, I'm out of gold. That's how that goes
I do want one item if I can get it let's sell that
Okay, bang
Prefer it to have charges
Doesn't that's okay. We're gonna throw that on
Get some CDR on it. Fuck. It's already done sell it
Roll again. Buy this. Another item. Sure. Sell it. Put this back on. Okay. Let's hit
You can see the are your belts true. I could just do that. Oh
Here we go this guy's got a curse shield I don't have that
Huh
This is interesting. He has three curse shields.
This is a lot of potions. Winning this would be great for me.
The dampening's got to... I think I lose. Look at his shield compared to mine. I think
It's GG.
Let's go ahead and speed it up a little bit.
Oh, I'm capped out at only getting a thousand potions.
I can't get more than that, it seems.
So car shield is overpowered. Interesting.
Well let's go ahead and do some stuff really quick.
All right, I'm doing a lot more damn now.
That's nice, I guess.
your goblets I can't I don't I have so many goblets I could I don't even know
how much it'd be if I sold them all I can't even sound it sucks yeah not much
true first time you decided to skip through optimizing true instantly lost
fight the oak I don't know how much damage I'm gonna do we'll see
I feel like I've done more before.
You had to crit that.
I know, I did.
You're right.
That damage was way higher.
This was like a defense build.
I just got out defense'd by the optimal, most busted defense build.
I know what you can do.
Ugh.
Hold on.
Not even 150. Yeah, I'm a fucking loser.
Damn, I wish I could see how much I'd sell all that for.
Go again?
Yeah, I can go again.
tradingly addicting, even though I've seen like what the end of the game is.
I don't really know if I care to go that far because that's the best build.
Is there anything better than the build I just fought against?
If so, what is it?
Recharge, Icicle, maybe nothing beats a hundred trillion shield.
You'd think.
Freeze wand, freeze wand.
The common sword level three beats that.
OK, the common sword level three.
What fucking what are you talking about?
Oh, because common sword doesn't it like go through shield?
You're right. It's a shield. It removes 80. I think it probably does percentage based at max level.
Poison bypasses shield. Yeah, but they have 80% poison removal.
And then you're just gonna get, I mean it's rock, paper, scissors, right?
Okay, so anyway, I guess, imagine if I had the build I was literally just playing, but
instead I took out the potion farming book for a max level, like common sword just to
chip away armor exactly the witch belts are all the potions you need yeah that's
what I was thinking and I could have made it that's the way it'll be unbeatable
What would beat it?
The Critneck would it?
The Critneck I don't think would.
Huh.
Freeze plus one shot?
There's no freeze in the game.
You can't freeze people.
Hmm.
build is pretty strong they nerfed it yesterday but you can icicle freeze day
nine event oh there is a freeze wand the frozen gift interesting what are these
new perks I got start with five gold on day three eight and 11 most items will be
on sale trash trash start let's just see what I get here multicast alright
Throw a spear on oh man, it's gonna be weird being level one here
How do I want to get things activated
There's two which things right away. I could sell this open to 65. I cannot buy both
Do I really go witch build again?
It's so strong.
I feel like I can't play anything else.
Fuck the witch build. I'll just buy potion belts, they're too good.
But everything- I'm not g- no.
Buy roll? I think I just level.
I think I just level and leave shop.
I'm gonna lose but whatever.
I definitely lose to burn
Okay, I can see it. I lose this that's fine
We got an epic
Topaz spear
This could actually go pretty far do a forge build. I don't know a forge build is good
Gold shield is big here too. Just for some income. Yeah. Alright, we take gold shield
Just save up. Let's go. This guy's got double heals here, huh?
Oh, and he's poisoning me? GG. Unless dampening just decimates this guy and I block all of it.
It was close, closer than I thought it'd be.
Healing is a play, just to get more money.
Bucket, double healing book.
Leave shop, let's fight.
When's your sponsor?
Uh, in like, fucking two and a half hours.
So one more endless run. Exactly.
Buff the weapon, free re-rolls or cloud vials.
And shielding buff weapon it's gotta be a in two free re-rolls and plus two each day that accumulate
Yeah, let's do that
Double up
Okay, let's just go fight
This guy's gonna ramp really hard. I'm so fucked here. I guess I kind of ramp healing, but I don't know if it's enough
Because he's ramping damage
Yeah, GG.
Okay, level the book up.
Mmmmm!
Oh, there's a legendary Protector!
Cleanse 20% of your debuffs.
The war horn, imagine if I manage to bring this cooldown to 1 second and then I get the
crit thing.
Shield build is definitely I think better though.
This is worthless right now.
Never works.
You have to get it at the end of the game when you're like done basically.
You have a thousand gold.
Oh, I can't afford a hook.
And there's an anvil right there, too.
Let's freeze it. Let's try anvil. I've never done it before.
Damn, this guy's farming off me. He's getting multi-capped.
I feel like I have to upgrade my brass shield.
Let's upgrade that.
Give me some more money.
Buy the anvil, buy the hook, put this in, put that in.
I'm broke.
But here we go.
Damn, this guy's got rune shields and shit.
Luckily, I have protector, which cleanses debuffs.
I have zero swords I just realized so the anvil's doing nothing
okay there goes my res this is not a good start this is horrible actually
What does this do?
Give an item below plus one bonus multicast.
On trigger.
Huh.
Are there any swords in the game?
I mean, really.
It's any in the game.
Here's one.
Light blade, holy fuck.
Great, that's one.
Let's drop, I guess a hook.
Dude, what the fuck?
Sharp steel.
Where's the common sword
that can actually break through armor?
Okay, but I put another sword in, I don't think I can use hooks.
That's a dagger?
Oh!
You're right, it is.
Here's a dark sword.
Two darkswords.
I feel like a f**k.
Yeah, I'm just dead here.
Just f**king end me.
Get me out of here.
Okay, let's try that again.
Ranked.
Same shit, apparently.
Uhhhh.
Guess we'll start with a Darksword.
I win this.
I mean, I should win this 1.3 second cool. Oh, maybe not
No, I don't win this
Get a level on me up here's a noble spear
Warbinder trigger adjacent shields interesting that's the epic that I get huh love that for me
Okay double dark sword
Damn. Do I win this? I think I do. Yeah, I do. Excellent.
You get Witch Shield plus that staff, X2 plus 3, X Potion Book. Okay, this is a lot of words.
too many. Can I get an anvil please. That gives me gold. I do like me some income. Navisblade
here it is on trigger destroy 80% of enemy shield
i'm gonna rock it fuck it buy the sword
sure we'll upgrade that too
gain one random lesser potion per unique buff debuff that this has
pretty unique bow permanently gain 2% crit chance icy spear
have you ever tried wizard 101 i don't know if it's something you'll ever try but it seems
ends up your alley. Nope.
Ugh, am I not?
We're gonna take this and sell it,
and then save up, so I can level tomorrow.
Nice, this guy's just a farmer.
Free win.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Buff weapon?
Hmm.
But shoo.
The secure crit scale by 100%.
The only way to make crit scale above 100% is to have the horn.
Horn is a good item, but it needs a lot to activate.
I kind of want to do a horn crit build, and I want to see how much damage I can do to
the oak.
Because that's going to be the highest optimal DPS.
Let's go throw that here because I think I'm going to take this novice blade to the
end of the game maybe.
Oh another sword for me excellent.
Need my anvil please, should level.
I gobbled throat there all right leave shop scope Wow this guy's got a lot of weapons here
Fuck.
More weapons than me.
Hmm.
Okay, another sword?
Noice. Crystal spear.
Bleed could go pretty hard.
We'll take a crystal spear.
Here's the legendary Warhorn, by the way.
So, on trigger, give adjacent items bonus damage equal to their crit chance, right?
This is an insane item.
This is gonna give me the highest DPS on the oak.
This needs to be on my board.
This and the critical necklace.
The issue with it is it's 10 second cooldown so you need to start lowering it early, which I can't I
Hate the war horn sound it does sound like a fart and I'm not sure how it's gonna sound if I do manage to get it
To one second CDR. It's gonna sound extra dumb
Or give it dark yeah
I mean, you gotta get dark and then you get the, you know, start a combat ship, Proxigan.
Or Dark Items trigger.
Discover an epic.
Upgrade an item.
Hmm...
I can't upgrade the horn, I don't have the horn.
I guess I upgrade my Twilight's Edge.
Or my Novice Blade.
Upgrade item.
To a two star.
Alright, we'll take my common.
Now it destroys 40% of their shield.
Love that for me.
If we buy a war horn, we put it right here.
Like that.
Now it's going to give crit to all of my weapons.
Love that.
Now a dream catcher would be really good because the dream catcher can start chipping
away at its CDR.
I should level.
Shiznit.
Hmm.
It gives zero crit.
What?
First you need crit on weapons.
Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
I should get that.
but ideally I get weapons that just scale critical chance.
Or I get potions so I can ramp even higher.
Maybe frost weapons.
Frost weapons tend to scale insane crit chance.
So maybe I should pivot.
I do need this.
This is for armor chipping.
The other two, I don't care about these weapons.
I really don't.
I have no money, let's go.
Unforged.
Here's an ICX.
You need sword book.
Sword book could be good.
Not sure what it gives, but here's a cutlass.
When you gain gold during combat, permanently gain twice that much damage.
Could be good.
Hmm.
Dragon orb has crit means it gets damage from horn.
I guess it gets damage from horn.
I'll take it, I guess. Fuck it. Buy a goblet just to farm.
Oh, got him.
Barely.
Restoring lives, I think, is pointless here, because you lose three lives when you lose,
it doesn't matter legendary cobalt spear okay hold on hold on hold on drag
spears to consume them permanently gaining their damage and their crit so
now I could scale my crit which would be really good with my war horn right
That's big. I think I take this and I sack this spear. I just lost a lot of bleed
which kind of sucks. That was making me do more damage but it's not permanent
though. What, the war horn? Sure. I definitely do want this spear book.
Okay, here's a spyglass.
Um...
Getting the spyglass going could be really good.
I think I do want that.
I think I buy this. I get an item.
We'll see what it is.
Oh my god.
It's the fucking spearbook.
Okay.
Hang on.
We take this out.
How do I want to go about this?
I need to be making copies of this spear uh there was a witch belt I saw it but you
know gotta get this book first I really want this crit chance actually do I
I'm trying to think of like an end game build.
What would I want on my screen?
So I'm gonna need the Dark Orb.
Dark Orb has to be on.
There's no playing without it, so I can one tap instantly.
And I'll need obviously a bunch of dark shit.
I'll need witch belts for potions.
I have a war horn.
That leaves one square available.
Hmm.
Warhornly dark essence? It will. I need dark across everything.
So I'm gonna need a f- I'm thinking end-end-end game.
I need an insane amount of witch bells.
And I need a crit necklace. Good call. Yeah.
Hmm.
And goblets, yep.
I mean I could sell this for 95 gold right now.
Hmm. I don't think spyglass is a thing. I don't think I can actually use that.
15 I'm looking for a high damage spear I could just sack instantly that way I'm
like gonna actually clobber this thing is spear currently has zero crit chance so
I don't need another novice blade damn sword technique on trigger give sword
below plus redamaged 5% crit chance permanently
Hmm. Oh, there's the crit-neck right there. Holy fuck.
Did I sell my goblet already? Fuck, man, these are tough decisions out here.
I think I take the twilight's edge out I don't see myself utilizing it
Oof moon spears not that good
There it is noble spear. This is very good
Also ice spear on trigger permanently gain 2% crit chance. This could start farming crit.
This could be sacked instantly for damage, so we sacked that. I think we take the icy spear
and I put that in instead just to start farming crit for my cobalt spear.
Okay, hopefully I'm strong enough to start winning. This is good. This guy's a dream catcher farmer
He's trying to get CDR. However, I think I lose still
Fuck yeah, I get owned by this fucking burn ex Jesus
Not ideal
Make an item frosty and gain a frozen orb
This is the bullshit
hmm you have whore that do zero pivot from horn you shut the fuck up I just
don't know what Frosty does. Take it and find out. It's just Frosty tag. That's it.
Frosty trigger on orb trip. Okay, so this goes here and then on trigger trigger your
other frosty items. I see. I think I take this sword out for now. That goes here. Now
I'm gonna have 16% crit chance on this Spear.
Wish it was higher, TBH.
But the Spear also gains twice their damage in crit.
I mean, plus 40, it's not bad.
Let's roll, see what I get.
No Spears.
No Spears again.
Where are my spears at?
Oh, spear book.
Oh, that's a spear.
18 damage, that's it.
Hmm.
Dreamcatcher is also good to farm up, but...
Yeah, let's do this.
I'm gonna start doing some CDR on my cobalt spear.
Sell this, uh, sell that, let's level, I should have done that earlier.
Okay, your build is cooked.
I think I'm gonna own now.
I really think I'm going to start owning.
Uh-oh.
Okay, I thought I was.
Well, that was the last defeat I can have.
But maybe I'm going to be activated now?
One can hope.
Pick a spear, just a sack. Enter shop.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Fuck it. We ball.
Mmmkay.
Fuck, I've got so many good things right now, holy shit.
Okay, that needs to go-
Not what I meant to do.
Well, I hit for 500 now, which is good. That's big damage.
Uh, I meant to put that spear to like start ramping so I can sack it later after it's ramped and gotten some crit chance, etc.
But I fucked it.
I need a spear to start making copies of.
Because I don't need more copies of a Cobalt spear. I can't sack Cobalt spears into Cobalt spears.
So maybe I should have just taken that moon spear.
Uh, Skybolt does pretty big high base damage.
Cost 40 though.
If you only have any item types permanently gain plus 10 damage.
Okay. Artifact. Amulet Frosty. Ooh, too much Frosty.
Hmm.
I guess I'll just get the spears to sell leave shop let's go screw it
I'm dead. That might be game. Unless I just do insane damage that I don't know about.
Fucking hit him! Why'd my spear not go off? Fuck. I swear I was right there. I was so close to
activating man. Here's a sword technique. Okay, we'll take a sword book and I guess
This is shitty axe.
What is this?
This lot grants plus 10 shield?
If I can meet a sword.
Surely the game will give me a sword, right?
Yes.
Okay, here's Novice Blade.
I guess we'll take this.
Bang.
Um...
A lot of spears and daggers.
Another axe, I guess?
No.
Fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
All right, leave shop fight
Allergic to leveling yeah, well, I don't mind novice blades
I kind of want to fill my whole screen first
That's unbelievable.
Okay, fuck it, let's go.
Yeah, that's a free win.
I'm extremely strong right now,
especially with instantly getting perma ramp.
Big stuff.
Weapon buff potion.
I think weapon buff or gain of value potion.
Get a random weapon buff potion.
I mean I'm just a big fan of novice blade because it destroys shield.
It completely fucks a lot of people's builds.
Value potion to be crazy.
Value equals 55 gold.
Pretty fucking good.
I'm going to take it.
16 XP.
How much?
What's the transfer rate like?
Is it 1 gold equals 1 XP?
I think it is.
Pretty good value.
We'll take that, sure.
Control, big novice blade.
Another book.
Should I use my value potion on this book?
I guess I'll sell the dagger by the book, what am I saying?
And we'll start buffing this one
Or no, we'll buff that one. There we go
Excellent leave shop fight
Oh
I'm not a fan of this dark sword. I don't think it's gonna be I'm doing it
I'm trying to do anvil and I'm pretty sure the only weapon and I may not even keep the novice blade to be honest by
Time I get to an anvil situation. Here we go sword upgrades love that for me
Book upgrades excellent
I'm gonna take this shield just uh
Yeah, farm some money.
I might even take this brass knife just to farm money.
It pays for itself and then level and fight.
Put it in the shield spot.
I should have, you're right.
Artillery shot.
time tonic minus 0.5 CD I think 0.5 CD is really good here yeah put that on my
book
okay upgrade the dagger make a little bit more money ooh dreamcatcher is big
here reducing cooldown of shit is very nice I'll take a dream catcher let's move
this up let's scooch all it over put that there put the shield here 2.5 CDR
Nice. Okay. Roll once a... I could sell the dark sword and get more money. Oh no, I'll
be too gold off. Buck them, let's go. Ooh, we've got a hooker. Nice. 30 extra gold. Very
Very nice.
Feather Novice Blade.
Arcane Shield, blah blah blah.
If I could buy that too, roll.
Hmm.
Oh my god.
Should have.
Uh, it's 10 gold.
I think I sell this and I buy the book
Wait, remove one second cooldown from the item below
Time Pendant could be really good on this book actually, I just realized
Kinda crazy, cause it actually goes above it
Temporary, sure I understand it's temporary
But it reduced the cooldown of sword techniques
which is a permanent buff so freeze that fight let's go then you can't dream
catcher well I don't need to dream catcher the sword necessarily my dead
hello shit my first L two lives is pointless give me the max HP
Nobis Blade is currently 2 CD or 2 second CDR.
Mmm
Nah fuck dependent as CBA it's level up scroll
Big sales all right take that it's all free why not roll again excellent okay got my novice
blade to level two high blade permanent whoa it's a sword sort of combat permanently reduced
Quota by 0.2 seconds per moon item.
That is a very good sword.
Uh...
Buy a goblet as well.
Hmm.
What sword should I be leveling though?
It's mid, it's too late, you think?
You don't have any moon items. Yeah, but I'm just looking at the fact that it has multi-cast.
Like having one is super big with my plus six damage and crit chance. At least for now,
I'll sell it later, but for now I feel like it's gonna give me some good wins, right?
Like I'm still going for the Anvil. I've never done it before, so...
Damn, this guy's got moon shit. Moon and storms? Okay.
I lose.
Upgrade a two star item, okay?
We're gonna upgrade that sword.
Where the fuck is my anvil?
Shoulda leveled.
Other fucker.
Anvil's legendary.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Sad.
So we're didn't upgrade it takes two days before it happens
All right. Well, I can lose three more times still. I think I beat this person
Well, maybe not they're ramping hard
They're ramping very hard that poison is fucking me God it was close to
Hmm.
Do I get a moonblade to get another multicast?
It makes me way stronger, the fact that it attacks three times.
Uggh.
Ooh, Goblin upgrade, ooh.
No way.
And Bill.
Give the item above plus one multi-cast.
This is a good item to have, I guess.
Well, that's a sword.
When you apply a debuff, permanently gain 1 damage, or cutlass, when you gain gold during combat, permanently gain twice that much damage.
I don't know.
These are actually 3 big options.
cut this over the dagger well the dagger earns gold you have no debuffers the
voice singer itself is a debuffer I think I go arcane sword I swap out the
brass knife I think I swap these just go there
brass knife is good though I think brass knife here I think I sell the
shield. There's the horn that will fucking never in its life ever proc. Let's use this
on it let's get it let's take out the brass dagger I think I think something
like that
yeah I'm I need to start reducing CD even though I'm probably gonna lose and
he just has to start happening the moon is shit yeah but it's strong right now
Okay, maybe I swap and up selling the moon later. Give me a fucking anvil
Or some crate oh, hey, there's a cobalt spear well, ooh, there's a dark spear. Wow, we level up
There's an anvil
That put me to 44 gold. I guess I could sell a dream catcher.
Sell the goblet, yeah. It's a lot of my income gone, but it is what it is.
Nah, it's cooked. Alright.
It's expensive. Oh, there's a sapphire neck, but I can't take that yet. It's a later angle.
Alright, let's go.
Okay. I win.
Dog shit horn. It's shit right now, but I'm chipping away at it, uh, at its CDR.
Everything gains 15 damage or guaranteed 3 lucky rolls.
We'll take the lucky rolls.
That's crazy.
I can't do that.
Yes.
Unfortunate.
Interesting.
Huh.
I could get my book to level three.
I only need two more sword books and then bang.
For now we'll take this, uh these are all shit, take that to sell it.
Level 3 Anvil.
On trigger, gain a random forge blade.
That'd be kinda crazy.
That's an insane money printer.
Dreamcatcher's cool permanently set item buffs cool down to one second. No, no, I don't think so.
I mean, I gotta freeze this and hope to get it tomorrow, right?
Hopefully I make that much money and then I'm broke. I gotta be really strong.
Whoo close
It's...
198 gold and you're trolling me.
That's crazy.
Sell the spirit, sell it for zero gold, because I bought it for zero gold.
I should fucking get rid of it.
I could sell the sword book,
but is that worth one free re-roll? I think I just freeze it again and go.
God help me.
I win.
Okay, we buy this, nothing can really go level 3 yet, but my goal is to W key something
to level 2, a book and whatever.
Right now my legendary percentage chance is at max, so leveling up does not improve my
chance for legendaries.
Y'all want a level but it's like, eh.
I care to get another Dreamcatcher level 2, and then to level 3.
That would give me really early power.
It would save a lot of time of throwing runs.
I'd be able to basically take this Dreamcatcher out so fast.
Um, I should buy it.
Damn, all shit.
No, I think I saved money. I should just go for level 2s. I gotta get that done ASAP.
God, this guy's level 2 across the board. Level 18? What is this fucking matchmaking?
What?!
I guess he's got fuck tons of money. Yeah.
He went money farming early.
That's crazy.
Okay.
All my money gone.
Yikes.
This guy's level 7 like me, thank god.
GG.
Okay, obtaining two two-star items will combine them into a three-star only works once and
after day seven.
Sure.
I mean, do I try Anvil build again?
Do I just level and throw a win or throw it fuck it level throw a game
Minus one whatever
Maybe frost build cold shots are really good item
that could be good another frosty item triggers trigger this twice mace no I
think frost let's go I've never done frost before oh I the problem is this
bow is shit early on I need other frost items so it procs itself
Okay, Icy spear. Okay, two rare frost weapons is not bad. I'm not gonna level them. Here
we go. Alright, leave. Mr. Frostbook? That's not ideal, is it? I think I still lose. I
do. Okay, L again. Gain a goblet. Free rolls, cloud vials. We'll gain a hook with extra
crit chance. Put that in. I need money. Another Frostbow.
And a book
This motherfucker already has a level 2 oh what how
I think I barely win this.
This guy's a veteran.
I'm an Oakling?
Apparently, I barely played this game.
Early game Frost is not it.
I'm realizing that.
That it's horrible.
Early game.
Fuck, it's upgraded the bow.
Hello.
When a Frosty item triggers, permanently gain 2% crit chance.
This is an extremely good weapon to have.
I'll take that.
And we got a belt.
quite afford to level. Let's just go.
What the fuck just hit me?
Oh my god!
Kill it!
Oh!
Winter's Embrace, when you create game plus one bonus multi-cast.
Hmm, I don't know how good that actually is.
I want a goblet. Let's level up.
Drop that there.
I feel like this doesn't scale that great.
It's fantastic.
Again, you can't do more than 10 attacks per second, so eventually that multicast is legitimately pointless.
I gotta see what the tier 3 version of it is.
Legendary Lost Fragment, give the item a plus one bonus multi-cast.
Those seem like a really good item to have.
I think I lock it, let's go.
Okay, we buy this, um, I think the hook just has to go, whatever, all right, okay,
level give it plus three shield okay we'll throw that there we're good worst
item to put it on I don't think so Wow this guy has a lot of HP I will say my
Glacier, I'm trying to look at my crit chance on my glacier, but it's upgrading crit chance so much. It's covering it. I won, barely
So right now my dagger has 1500 crit chance
Upgrade an epic item or below
I think I upgrade my dagger
Or a cursed item, ooh, yeah, I need to get horn
Upgrading my dagger.
Increase your critical strike damage.
Okay, we'll take this as well.
I don't think I care about this book.
No, I don't.
Give it to that.
Goodbye.
Ice spear. Oh man, I could probably sack that too.
This level.
Alright, well, let's see.
Cutting it close here.
Dead.
Alright, that big bow.
Of course I get a fucking anvil when I'm doing this.
God.
Hmm.
On Trigger, Trigger, or other frosty items, that's really good to have.
Uh...
I kinda want to...
Dreamcatcher it.
Yep.
Fragment the orb?
Yeah, but I'm also dreamcatchering it. I think I'm fine. I don't think- I don't see myself losing here.
Let's see, do you are the dreamcatcher?
Surely I won't, right?
Okay, that's one dreamcatcher proc- Oh my god!
The fuck!
Plus 15 damage.
Honestly?
I think the 15 damage is good.
Fuck the three lucky rolls.
Legendary Frostwood and item crits permanently gain 2 damage.
Okay.
This is also very good.
Uh...
Whenever an item crits, permanently give all your items plus 8 damage. Oh, wow.
But do I take out though?
This triggers a lot.
I think I take out the amulet for now.
Or maybe I do something like this to try and ramp.
So this gives Dreamcatcher multi-cast and the Dreamcatcher permanently reduces CD
Yeah, this is ramp. I don't need to up my crits to x3. All right, let's go. Uh, give 10% crit chance to
fucking what what's not max 200% 60%
throw it there all right
Okay, so now my frozen orb is 3.6 second cooldown, that's good.
As opposed to what it was before.
Another embrace, we'll take that, we'll level, let's roll, roll again, frosty
or freeze it let's go again that was a different book oh shit you're right it was
I didn't even I gotta read it then oh oh this guy hits hard oh all right not
telling you what to do or anything but to econ shield and the poison shield make
for an insane build well you know that's how it goes when you crit gain plus one bonus
multicast okay it's the winter's embrace shit man
I feel like this is gonna be really really good when I take out my dream catcher and
when I take out my Lost Fragment, right?
These are my two scalars right now.
But what should I actually keep in right now?
I don't know.
Frozen Orb is out 2.9 second CD.
It's not done yet.
Your book is pretty high up there, yeah.
Read your starting perk.
What is it again?
Oh yeah, no, I can make a level three.
I just need to get two level two.
So I can make a level three bow.
If I get another...
...proxy bow.
I just haven't gotten the options for it.
Shit.
Let's buy the frozen orblet's roll.
It's a big screen right there. Let's freeze that.
You need horn.
You're right, I also need horn.
Fuck, man!
Yeah, maybe I drop this because it's like this doesn't scale all that well.
Sure it gets to 10 multi-cat, I don't think it scales that well.
I think I still freeze all that legendary fragment.
leaf shop. Uh-oh. Do I win? I do. Alright, what's my CD up to 2.7? Is the frozen orb
getting slower? What's happening? There's the fucking legendary horn. You
kill too quickly. UGH! Buy it. Yeah, I gotta sell something though. The fuck do I sell?
Don't horn for the love of God. I want it. I do want to reduce the cooldown of this thing
So badly it is insane
But yeah, maybe I wait for late game
Yeah, we just do it late game. I'm not even gonna freeze it leave
And this guy beat me boop
Like I don't know how much I can scale anymore like not having my crit necklaces
definitely griefing me.
Trash.
It's a different book.
God damn it, another winter's embrace.
Yeah, I'm just a chance of legendaries.
It didn't change, right?
belt. Ugh. Another winter's embrace. There's a fucking crit neck. Let's keep... let's just
freeze this let's just go there's no way I lose this is good this is a healer I
think this is good for me it's not good for me
Okay, that's my last life.
I can't fuck around anymore, I gotta get disgusting.
Okay, yeah.
No more scaling with this bullshit.
We're gonna take out the multicaster, we're putting in the necklace.
Actually, I'll leave the multicaster in, let's put that there.
Dreamcatcher has to go.
I can't Dreamcatcher anymore.
Big, another emulate.
Uh...
Finally, a Frostbound, okay.
Another bow, I can't afford it.
Sell this book, grab that.
Roll.
Another Frostbound, let's sell a goblet.
Excellent.
That sells for 30.
Okay, big orb.
Another witch bolt, or belt.
Excellent.
Give an item plus three heal, put that on the bow, roll again, upgrade this.
multi-casting love that for me take this boat of cell roll again another frozen
orb can't afford it it's freeze it's good enough all right I'm pretty unlocked my
damage should be absurd now we'll see though
yeah they just die love that okay now we're going in this mode why the
second bow. I have a perk where I can only one time I can combine two two stars to make a three star.
So that's why I got the bow.
But I gotta get another two star bow so it's kind of iffy. Ooh, hello.
Hmm.
I really want this to, actually I don't need it now. It's freeze.
All right, Leaf Shot, fight. Moon Dagger, ooh, Deep Dagger build. Sorry, comment, if you have at least three daggers, gain 16 multi-cast.
All right, well, let's see how this plays out.
Okay, good game. How much crit does your dagger have? Currently 5,000%.
Another frozen orb.
Okay, leave shop, fight.
gives 10% crit chance 200% 130 I always want to get everything to 100%
Oh, drag those up there.
Horn time?
Not quite yet.
Freeze.
Alright, Leaf Shop, go again.
If I lose one time, it is over.
So I gotta be a fuckin' monster.
There's a horn.
There is a horn rot-der.
10 seconds though it ain't happening?
Yeah, you're right.
Uh...
I should wait till I get a Frosty Pot.
Maybe I'll get one one day.
Ooh...
Damn, if I get to the level 3, whenever an item crits, permanently give all your items plus 8 damage.
Wow.
But I gotta get that level 3.
Right now, whenever item crits, gain 8 damage.
Okay.
Okay, level 2 frozen orb.
Another frosty necklace.
Let's freeze that as well.
Leave.
He started hurting me.
Let's find this pot, reduce cooldown.
So 1.9 second city, let's reduce that.
Okay.
Okay, I might get a level 3 bow, we'll see.
Winter's Embrace, that's not the book I use, but it sells for the most, so.
60 gold for another lost fragment, what happens at level 2?
I do want to get it to level 3, so I can start getting everything to 10 multicast.
cast. Alright, leave. Damn, this guy's got 2's across the board. That was close. By this...
Oh my god, yes.
Okay.
I could start trying to go for a lost fragment at level three.
Or I guess I can multicast my lost fragment,
which could be crazy.
The dagger is useless.
I mean, yeah, it's not really doing that much, but it's ramping, which is nice.
One more dagger and it gets level 2 and then it gains 5 damage and crit.
Need a potion for the frost tag to get multi-cast?
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
If I get that, let's freeze this.
Let's go.
instantly buy that roll nice epic taggy
interesting okay we buy that buy that buy that buy that buy that sell give me the
income gives you the holy tag gain XP that's not what I needed hmm
as by the goblet do I freeze these you think it's worth freezing those probably
right let's freeze those two
They're attacking quicker than me, so if they hit hard enough, it is over.
Okay, plus eight gold.
Fucking holy tag, who cares?
Plus eight damage.
Throw it on the bow.
Okay, that's lots of gobbies.
Okay, another Frostbow. Two more and I get a level 3 Frostbow. What does level 3 do anyways?
Gains a lot of bow- it ramps pretty hard. Every single time anything triggers. Oh, should
I even try- I'm- no, the dagger I'm not gonna buy. Not gonna buy frozen orbs.
Not perma though.
Is it not?
Oh, you're right, it's not perma.
I don't know if I waste my shit on that then.
Or maybe I do, because I'm so close. Fuck.
Still not bad?
I think it is because, again, the game's gonna be ending in like one second.
I guess if I'm going for DPS on a target, dummy.
Yeah, book for sure.
I just have to get more of them.
I mean, do I?
It's fucking right there.
I don't know.
It means if I do it.
I'll probably see a 200 gold potion before I level a frostbound to level 2, right?
Surely.
Um...
God fucking dammit.
Alright, fight.
Took a second, see what I'm saying, I guess the only benefit is trigger this five times.
I wonder how that goes though, when another frosty item triggers, trigger this five times
and gain five bonus damage, but you're not allowed to attack more than 10 times per
second, right?
I wonder if this bypasses it.
Probably doesn't so I feel like it's almost pointless.
Ooh, I got a frost tag. Okay, this is big. So now I gotta get the horn.
Damn. Damn, it's on sale. Legendary Cranamulet. Take that. No horn. Sad.
This is a big CDR reduction. I actually need this by both of those. Currently this is at
a 1.5 seconds, so let's knock that to zero. Um, gain XP, gain max health. What else do
So I want to reduce the cooldown of...
Huh.
Frosthag the Fragment?
Ooh, you think I used that?
Oh, what if I don't get another one, though?
Yeah, I gotta save that for the horn.
I don't think y'all, it's stupid how strong it is.
Horn is bait.
It's not.
It's really not.
It's gonna start throwing CDR randomly.
Everything needs it.
Frostbound?
Ooh.
Okay.
Okay, why did I buy two more Frostbound?
What am I doing? I can't...
Oh my god, fuck.
I'm an idiot.
I just fucking sacked 50 gold to nothing.
Everything's two-star. Okay, so I'm at a po-ooh.
Duplicate an item. That is really good to have. I'll take that, freeze it, leave, fight.
Oh, a man of culture.
Very similar build to me.
However, my frozen orb is a one second cooldown.
So I should win this.
Okay, we buy that, bro.
What am I taking out of here?
I guess I'm taking out the Lost Fragment.
It's gotta be.
Uh, roll.
No horn.
The game just doesn't want me to have that.
You're offering plenty before.
Another witch belt.
All right.
It's too expensive to roll now.
I can sell this fragment, yeah.
Actually, no.
I'm trying to keep this...
No, I can sell this, yeah.
I'm trying to keep this fragment in.
I need to start giving things multicast.
Maybe I should have kept that fragment to multicast...
No, no, no, I can't.
I can't.
I'll lose.
Another man of culture. Goodbye.
Gain 20 gold. Use an iron to give it plus a healing shock.
Horn please.
My multicast potions. Yeah, those do exist, but I feel like you don't get as many
me as you want okay there goes all the money
All right, well, hey, now I'm starting to become a store user.
I've got goblets.
I should level.
I've got goblets and I've got witch belts.
Love that for me.
Please put something else in that amulet literally does nothing.
Wrong.
wrong I died mr. Goldberg level 120 how do they wait hold on how am I going
against someone this progressed
He had 27 turns. Really? Just that lucky, huh?
Hmm. Stupid. Mr. Goldberg equals Pirated Game. Huh. The fuck is that shield value?
this thing is dumb. Start of combat permanently gain shield equal to two times this item's multicast.
Yeah, and then you just ramp multicast on it. Start of combat permanently give your
mood items plus four multicast, and then trigger your start of combat items four times.
Trigger your start of combat effect four times. Your start of combat effects trigger an extra
six times. Start of combat. Trigger your dark items four times. And then curse shield
with 239,000 multicast. So that's the build.
Yeah, that's dumb. He has every tag in the game. Yeah, no, they had infinite money.
I don't know what kind of start this guy got but
gain luck
Extra two lives permanent buff gain extra xp. He okay here we go
So he started out with a hook build he gained a hook with 30 extra crit and he just farmed money
All money farming all it was
And just did shield and money farm
I don't know if he cheated how does he do damage you don't need to if you live
But this is the fucking dumbest shit. I hate this absolutely hate this
Still cheating he has a cursed three-star. Well, you can get pink potions which increase the odds of finding stuff
And then you can start finding it like crazy
Shield also had damage yet. She probably had a thousand witch belts because he has a thousand gold a thousand million gold
It's infinite
Fight the yoke.
Yeah, that's horrible.
Fuck that.
Last run.
No horn.
Nope.
Start with random 15 gold item.
Day 3 and 8 gain 2% luck.
Hmm
Start with a time slot each day reduce items cooldown by 5% permanently
But these are all just so much better than the others
Hmm
You know what I'm gonna try I want to try a common bow build I got the luck one
There's a common bow where it's like at level three someone said it's insane if you can actually get it there and ramp it
It has to be your only item though. Here's a bow neutral
So here it is.
Try to combat if it's your only item permanently gained plus 20 damage and plus 3 multicast.
It was nerfed.
Surely it's still great.
Common bows please.
Thank you!
I might lose because the poison ramp's higher than me.
Yup.
Wow.
That's a little unlucky.
Excellent.
Another bow.
Excellent, another bow.
Oh, it's a fucking bow book.
Freeze these. 18 gold, 8 of each 20.
Now we gotta freeze it.
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do допdo-do доп-do доп-do
do-dop-do-drop
dding
oh wait, swap it, there we go
wish I got by the other one
Jaan-forge, freeze it
zzzzzz
ck
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ck
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16 second CD on the book is disgusting.
Well, it's plus one multicast, so...
You're lucky to get two procs, and I did just get two procs.
And I won. I'll take that.
Free re-rolls, random vials.
I'll be accumulating free re-rolls.
Buy this book, roll...
I don't want to level because I want basic bows.
Oh, there it is.
Fuck, I want that gobby too, but life's hard.
Let's go.
One more bone at level 2.
a lot of multi-casts here. Oh that's crazy. At least. Pose please. Pose please. Please.
Excellent.
Now I should start ramping crit on it.
Freeze that.
Let's go.
should probably get in or should be getting money too
time-tonic time-pendent instant XP scaling XP take the scaling we do want
money so I'm gonna buy this put it there sell that by the gobb
Should have bought the shield, huh?
Oof.
Fuck, Lavelline.
Celeboy.
You're right, I should have-
I don't have the combined bullshit, so I don't think I care about regular bros.
I should level.
At this point I should.
Fuck, level again, god damn.
Ooh.
Yeah, I gotta sell a book.
I don't need more multicast, I'm gonna reach the peak.
I shink.
Bistaboo, doesn't matter.
Hmm.
I'm already capped on multicast, I mean it's still value right now, but once I get the
CDR down to 1 it's worthless.
I'm barely fucking winning.
Okay, we'll get this.
Now I can reduce its cooldown, hopefully.
Move that up.
Move that there.
Wait.
What am I doing?
Wait, what am I doing?
That looks better.
Yeah, I should level up.
Fuck, what am I doing?
So what's its crit chance? 30%?
Yeah, I need more.
A lot of dark.
This guy's got to fucking execute.
I don't think I kill him.
Maybe I do
I didn't mean to take that
Fuck make an item frosty and gain a frozen orb. It is not what I wanted to do fuck
Fuck fuck. I think I had a level three option to
was it you had King okay I thank God it wasn't actually I guess I still don't get
it and that sucks make an item frosty and gain a frozen orb you can drag
Fuck it, this is free shit.
Another archery book.
What does this do at max?
level, leave, fight, show.
So now I'm at a point now where I'm kinda just fucked, until I can upgrade this boat
to level 3. Which I don't think is gonna happen. I'm basically 100% crit chance, warrior shield.
Increase the chance of finding this item in the shop. I guess I'll wait for like a witch
or something I guess. Maybe they gobble it.
Okay big gobby.
I guess we'll take this neck just for now, just so I'm a little strong, buy another
gobby.
Where's my gobby at?
Didn't I combine a gobby?
Oh, it equipped right.
So confused.
Another gobby.
How do I freeze?
Let's freeze the gobby leave shop increase the odds of getting it. Maybe I just keep some gobbies locked down
Okay by that I have three lucky rolls bang gain a copy of an item all right
I mean fuck it, I guess.
Leap shop, fight.
probably is I feel like I'm not scaling a lot of damage here
okay epic gobby
I think I might need to pivot soon, I don't know I'm all over 100% crit chance so I think
sell that will go that the guys keep
playing I'm gonna get 10 wins no problem
that's nice get the curse neck that'd be
great I don't know if I just saw it or
not but another goblet
fuck it put the brass knife in over the
gobby
I lose. There's no way I win this.
Okay, I won this.
See now I go endless mode, but I don't have the scaling that everyone else does.
I just skipped a witch belt. What a misplay.
Oh, Warhorn.
Maybe I take this book out.
Maybe I start trying to ramp this warhorn.
Who knows?
Maybe it gets crazy.
Okay, 9.6 seconds CD.
shield like I'm at a point where I'm not going to go that far
and I fucking know it. Upgrade the horn, the witch belt, candy
All right, let's go, hold brass knife in.
Oh, that was close.
I'd love to get my bow max level.
Really fucking would.
cool and epic goblet.
I'm gonna sell that 400 gold scroll.
Maybe I can get something
like an extra, another warhorn.
Or maybe another time thing in the jig
I guess I can copy the one yeah, what if I don't need to
Okay, we'll upgrade that nice
Okay.
Send it.
I need my Dreamcatcher to proc here.
Big procs.
I lose.
Yeah, I just fucking send it. Let's go. Hi, lose again. This guy's gonna fucking blast
me to oblivion. Oh, maybe not. How is this damage so bad?
Nine seconds CD on the war horn now. Still shit.
I'm rolling all the way down trying to get the CD reduction of Warhorn.
That's where my head's at and I'm not gonna fucking leave it.
Bowser's.
Look at that.
Okay, couple warhorns here and there. Sell that, bang bang, roll.
Other witch belt, sure. Okay, epic.
Upgrade that neck. Okay, upgrade the warhorn. Jesus Christ.
Uh, sells for the most. Sell it.
sell it. Now will it actually matter? I don't think my scaling damage is horrible. It's really bad.
It's seven gold to roll at this point.
I have two lives.
A Dreamcatcher procged one time.
One single time.
I really gotta reduce the quote on a Dreamcatcher.
But I am not getting potions that help me.
Here's where I am to increase the chance of finding it.
I'll put that on a witch belt.
Nice, maybe I can start ramping now
Trash
Excellent, okay, we want that bucket 50g bang
By another 10 reduce CDR bang
All right, let's go I can only take two losses, okay, and wait I'm doing damage now
Guess I got through a shield. Oh
Nice fell ah fuck my bad. Oh my I just briefed so hard
Stupid fucking mistakes
Fuck it, bronze knife I guess.
It's already maxed out, but sells for the most.
already maxed out two. Another gobby. Okay, excellent. Okay, looking good. Hopefully I
get someone who just lives forever and doesn't one-tap me. Sir, can you please
event is a little bit longer here also don't win that's important whoo 7.6
second CD it's definitely getting trimmed
I didn't mean to roll there. That was a mistake. That was a fat finger. Sell the dagger? Yeah,
I could, but I rolled like I said, I'm an idiot.
Okay.
Okay, Epic Necklace, big crit.
That's already maxed, but sells for the most.
How do you, here we go.
Keybindings are a little awkward.
You're gonna have to sell the goblets, big bro.
Yeah?
Yeah, I probably am gonna have to do that, aren't I?
Why did I buy that? What am I doing?
These are one-stars. These are actually huge for me.
You need to replace the dagger. Yeah, but with what? I have no idea.
I guess I can try and go for a two- yeah two-star shield, sell that.
buy all. really? you think buy it? why?
because you get chests. oh, you're right.
I didn't know I'd get chest for all those.
Okay, big income.
Ooh!
The fucker got activated hard.
Warhorn is now at 6.8 seconds.
Go down.
Still going down.
Love that.
Introduce, go down to that.
Bang.
Give an item a storm tag.
Sure, whatever.
I don't know why I gave a fuck about even doing that. I don't have any witch stuff
other witchbell
Gonna fucking sell those what should I put I fucking press shield? I don't know
Is this it the cleanse legendary shield I mean I guess
pretty soon up here's the thing I do have this legendary war horn pretty fucking
do I don't care this build has no scaling as none
The only thing I can think of is like getting the warhorn maxed out, selling this item,
selling this item, basically pivoting, getting the regular bow and getting a new bow in,
like a frost build.
Plus three is pretty good.
Start of combat permanently gain three damage.
It is so worthless.
Frost Dagger?
He needs Byglass?
I don't think so.
No.
There's a Frost, though.
I just, I actually have no idea how I'm winning at all.
i really don't know
Man, triple flame book. I'm trying to think of like what if I managed to put like dark
on these and they all proc in the opener? But no, I just lose the shield, who cares?
Like who gives a fuck? Everything just loses to that one build.
level 3 dreamcatcher?
oh yeah that'd be cool if I can get level 3
I need a pot shesher bought the books and done that.
Okay, keep rolling here.
I now can buy a 200 gold potion if I see it.
Pretty much instantly, which I like.
Alright, send it.
I think I could have leveled for whatever.
Do I lose here?
Yes.
Oh, my horn activated.
Okay, double dark tag.
That's a big deal.
Instantly procs now.
dark on the lost fragment could be good here. That way it just goes instantly. I need to
buy orbs and shit. Dark tag.
tag is also very good.
I need a dark necklace ASAP.
Motherfucker.
Yeah, sell the gobbies.
Fuck them all.
Bang bang.
Not what I want.
Trigger your start of combat effects. That's not what I needed.
Actually, it could be good. No, I think I can utilize that. I think.
There's one with the curse neck. I need Dark Orb. Yeah, I do need Dark Orb. That's true.
It's a lot of thick. God fucking dammit.
I can't believe I'm actually putting so much fucking effort into this shit trash dumbass fucking bills.
Waste of time.
Trigger your other frost items.
Well, it's not frosty.
Need a cursed orb.
Cursed orb.
No way I ever get it either.
Ooh.
No.
Fucking god.
13 gold to re-roll right now by the way.
Fuck it, let's see if I win. Just gonna send it again.
Oh!
How fucking cool!
Ugh!
Guy fucking playing what I wish I was playing.
One item.
Only contains spell books.
damn
thing is if I could get all books here
if I could put dark on all of these it would make them proc
instantly blow up but
shield just beats me in 2000 isn't a ton
16k isn't even a ton
Okay, let's sell this.
Oh my god, there's a lot.
Let's do potions up here.
Double dark.
Damn, I actually have two dark things, too.
Look at that! A frost dagger!
F**k this level up for the goddamn chest
I'm just rolling for a dark orb.
going to get it. Contains one star items. Okay well I now have a level two dagger so
I could throw that onto the board. What's the CD on legendary horn? Whenever a frosty
Adam Triggers permanently gain whatever. Well, I don't really have any frosty fucking shit, do I?
5
Yeah, it's just fucking over.
Oh, hey, my horn did a little bit there.
3.6 second CD horn.
That was just awful. What a shit fucking run.
Alright. Oh, that was such a waste of time.
Got a sponsor today.
Shield nerf incoming. Thank God.
Climb raiding instead of this shit endless.
Maybe I should, but sponsor for now.
Hang the heck on, team.
Moon Momento.
I need to, oh fuck, I need to download the game.
Uh-oh.
I haven't done that.
I spaced out.
Alright, download on Windows.
Call NT!
What the fuck is going on?
Hello?
Uh...
Okay, I think it's the website.
Blasting music.
Start install.
Agree!
Nice.
Casting couch.
It's kind of a bad music, isn't it?
Install.
Download now.
Oh, my music.
What the French toast?
But why is it taking me to NVIDIADUK, my drivers?
Oh.
closing music my bad my bad should have downloaded this beforehand. Whoops. I have
have no idea what I'm doing in this game. Truly have zero clue what's happening, but
I'm going to find out. I'm pumped.
Wifus, okay. And we do that.
Let the chatters that know help you so you can bandwave after.
I could make a list.
It's true.
I feel like I shouldn't be having this cat next to my chair, I'm going to accidentally
roll him over or something.
Walter, come here.
Oh, you can't be here.
Who's a big boy?
Who's sleeping on the floor?
It's you. Oh, he was so tired. I woke him up.
He's hoping.
Yeah.
Look at this baby.
Oh, a little scout massage. Wow.
Look at that. Everybody under the chin. Oh, your neck massage. Oh, he's drooling, gross. Yuck. Get out of here.
Not done.
Oh, TBC season is ending soon.
Ziko messaged me and said that apparently the team that
i haven't queued on in like months
apparently i'm gonna get gladiator
haven't logged in and fucking god knows how long
then again i don't think anyone's playing it's dead
that's why i'm getting glad without even playing
don't you need at least ten games
uh... that's for points every week
pretty sure i still get gladiator
also people are playing warcraft three
they're doing another grubby tournament that's cool
so i hate post about you
getting some good item drop and then not logging in on that character
afterwards
uh... all where i made a group for girls and then i took
dst
and i haven't logged in since
i did do that
bummer
i mean
shouldn't have gone to my rate where i reserved it
make your own rate
What kind of hate post is that?
It's a World of Warcraft Reddit post.
Streamer is bad, streamer bad.
It works, it farms.
All right, sponsor time.
Let's go.
You are bad for that though, I am?
It's weird
Wow that's beautiful. I'm gonna grab a drink.
Look at these fuckers.
Is he teddy on the floor?
Teddy!
Psst, psst, psst!
You're candy!
Psst, psst, psst!
Now they don't want to.
All right.
My favorite gotcha streamer?
That's me.
Big time gotcha man.
Are they dead?
Yes.
Login with Facebook?
Yeah.
All right.
Let me log in.
Uh...
Can Google log in?
That's fine.
Surely.
Oh, great.
Uh...
What the fuck's my password?
Hmm.
Got it.
Took me a bit. I gotta grab my phone.
Okay.
Yes, it's me.
Excellent.
Continue.
Enter your birthday. Surely I can show my screen now, right?
To...
Oh, this is month. This is day. Oh.
15... 2...
Yeah.
you
You
Maybe not solid
Voluntary.
Relax.
This music is quite loud over the audio or dialogue.
What's going on streamer?
Well this is a sponsorship from NTE.
free to play game she's got a Capri so that's all I know excellent
how shit turns me into a bat
hold on we're gonna go to some settings here my FPS is cooked right now is
Is there borderless fullscreen? Frame rate 60. Yeah, we're going to go to 120.
B sync off. Motion blur already off. Nice. Aced. I don't know what anything else does.
DSL all right surely that fix everything oh much smoother excellent
Press E to redirect skill. To redirect. Like parry? Right click to dodge.
Okay I'm pressing Q I'm sure it does something. Okay it does something. E does
or something.
Oh, should I play as this guy now? Okay.
Damn.
Damn. He didn't even look.
I gotta work on my ult, holding, surely in one shot to everything.
Nice.
Love that for us.
Jesus Christ, she's heavy.
I feel like I only have a dodge, I don't know, okay, ulting, nice, okay, okay, okay,
Imagine just like finding a giant stone cross and being like you know what I'm gonna carry
this around and that's what I'm gonna do that's me and a man
The work-limber index and central new helios is right. Natural nullification is in effect.
Continue the search for the Nexus. Do not act rashly.
Something's up.
Someone from the Circle! What are you doing here?
Oh, that's me
How'd you find such a prime viewpoint?
Nullification of the hyperbortex is such a huge discovery. I need to know what.
Found the Nexus.
I guess the more you stare at its core, the faster the nullification, the anomaly that you can't look at.
Surprisingly fragile.
I mean, it's really just throwing you into it, I'm so... okay.
0
nullified
part of a search
ooo well
looks like
you're coming with me
The Proph Island, aka the Sonic Dimension Lord.
Sonic Dimension Lord.
Alright, here comes some more freestyle.
It's been over a dozen songs. Can't you switch to a quieter channel?
Quiet!
I am the destiny nemesis of silence.
The bringer of cacophony!
Oh, fine, fine.
Since I won't be able to keep you company for much longer,
I'll let it slide this time.
Oh, could it be possible that the supernatural abilities of experts
had the same origin as anomalies?
Hmm.
The homology theory is one of the existing hypotheses
in academia.
Simply put, it suggests that the aspirabilities of what
powers derived from human functions
were whether powers were entered into humans.
As for whether these abilities share the same source
So we are in a position to replace Stamble.
So wait, life is just going on even after that?
That was normal?
Oh, how time flies, we're already here.
Once you get out, I'll have one less fan.
Nevermind, SipTide, let's go hungry, man.
Next trajectory, quantum print.
I can't let those uptight folks look down on you!
All right.
I guess I'm here now.
Hello Nelly.
The director is in the office right now. Please follow me.
Okay.
Fuck.
Phone booth?
Oh.
Alright.
This is your reception hall.
It usually handles scheduled low-threat anomaly cases.
Alright.
I can't skip the cutscenes because then I won't know what's going on.
And I do care.
So cool.
Yo.
go. Good one. Hold all to call the cursor for pressing many interface. Oh, I see. Okay.
We're in the south left, I guess.
It's good.
Okay.
I'll take it tomorrow
Okay, I mean so spirited mint puts my mind at ease
Is this an anomaly for temporary containment?
The trouble someone sent of her by a senior colleague. They haven't found a way to nullify it yet
The high reps told me to put it in tech fun for now
Hey, are you the newcomer? Hello?
She's got cannons of anomaly control
I think there's got to be an autoplay oh skip the story of course not
Not.
Ugh!
What is happening?
of
the
of
So I don't get to pick my name, I'm just Coco.
It's hard to move my cam up and down, it's like low mouse sense that way.
The escortor from Groth Island has finally learned to be punctual.
This should be our first official meeting.
Let's skip the boring pleasantries and get straight to the point.
Okay.
Seven weeks ago, New Helios experienced a Class 7 anomaly disaster.
That was seven weeks ago?
You appeared with an unknown anomaly, both undetectable by the Wertheimer Index.
We have never seen anything like this.
The hyper vortex was nullified you who were brought back from the scene have no memory of anything before your appearance
During your education on grove Island. Did you recall anything anime protag wakes up with no memories?
I've never seen it done before
I still have no memory of anything before
After the hyper vortex incident the code zero were you having faced it at the scene should understand
It's difficult due to your unique connection and keen perception of anomaly nexuses
We hope we could join efforts and contain this contract is both a shackle and an opportunity for you
All right
Perhaps through pursuing code zero you may uncover your path once the contract is sealed
Can break its binding
All right
Contract sign
Is this going to be my name?
Ooh, maybe no stars.
Uh!
Lock it in!
Since code zero is undetectable by the worthheimer index, we cannot predict when or where it will
appear. What we can speculate is that it is highly likely to be drawn to anomalies of class seven
or above. When it reappears, you will need to handle it. In the meantime, you can settle in
and work here. Alright. Hey, bone and tea shop. Well, being an antique shop, it's actually
besides the bureau. I don't need to stay here for further observation. Consider it a thank you
Alright, so I signed up to something and something's going on and now I'm leaving and I did something.
My name's Cannon's. Now something is happening.
This is response protocol. Contain it. I do the unit for containment breach.
Containment breach!
I'm not leaving!
So do that long to see it?
In breach!
I knew it. Recontain it as soon as possible. Sorry, Director! I want it!
Though it's a low-threat anomaly, underestimating it will still lead to consequences.
Okay, investigate that.
Okay, I'm interesting.
Sick moves.
I'm going to go get him.
Coco?
Are you here to help?
Yes, I've seen trouble earlier.
Oh, you're the best.
Once we deal with this thing, let me treat you to a feast.
Nice.
The anomaly has strong spatial abilities.
Nexus.
The key to contain or nullifying an anomaly is called a nexus.
It's usually...
I must have destroyed the Hypervore Texas nexus at that time.
You're here.
Cocoa and I will complete the mission.
Okay.
She has never worked in our organization before.
Right away.
These things are called, don't worry Cocoa.
Help protects you.
Leave it to me.
Alright.
Level one, huh?
Where's my HP?
Do you remember his joint presence?
I don't remember.
Okay, he remembers to join press 2 to switch characters.
Oh, for comboing?
Right, loot this or...
I don't know.
That's per cycle h
That's a damn, I've got my ult, but I'll save it for the next fight. I've got double ult.
Let's try to see if there's a reaction with the container.
What?
Ugh, no reaction.
How did you know?
Hmm...
Just intuition.
The atmosphere here...
Coco, you have amazing intuition!
You have not even half of that?
I wouldn't always be at the bottom in exams!
You're such a loser.
i could even become an anomaly hunter earning maybe three times no five times more than here
focus on the task and stop fooling around okay yes director
it's so dark in this tunnel don't be scared
interesting
Interesting.
Can't see down.
Oh, swap to and look down.
Yep, there it is.
For gaming
Relax I
Will say I don't like the
What is it split mouse sensitivity? How can I get to that?
UI
Display, or damage display that's enabled. How do I vertical and horizontal? Really?
That's a lie. They are not the same.
Put it up horizontal. No, that's... I need vertical sense. Fuck it to the opposite. Whoops. I made it worse.
what the heck how to fix this is this controller maybe did you click default
No?
Huh.
Change vertical to double of horizontal.
Okay, but it's done. It's literally like done.
I guess maybe because I'm first person I have to adjust that yeah that's why first person
vertical needs to be double change that to three okay let's go with that that feels
a little bit better. I can work with this. Does it?
Osphite? Use dodge before an enemy attacks, successfully evade it. Dodging consumes. Stam.
When the Stam is insufficient, you cannot dodge. Stam only covers over time.
A successful dodge triggers a critical dodge and grants brief invincibility.
I didn't read the second part, whatever.
Ow.
Holding.
What?
I
Got
What's your status the oddities are getting tougher, but still no much process. That's right closer to the nexus if you still can't nullify the anomaly after projects
Hello.
Doing a lot of damage.
I can feel it's different than this must be it imagine if I know a fine anomaly even
the seniors couldn't wouldn't that be more impressive than them i won't be called a goofball
and yes i'll assist you fully thanks in advance you're as warm as a cup of hot cocoa in a winter
day what did you just say to me interesting
Level 9 picture frame.
Ah yes.
Hey how do I hit this thing?
Press busy attack when warning ring is completely overlapped.
Now I can attack, it was letting me before.
Press E to cast redirect skill or press 2 to cast support skill and then hit to immediately
trigger a parry attack.
Huh.
Let's finish this.
Leave it to me, man.
I
Parried
Where'd you go
What the fuck
H enemies lose break when damage their break shows under their HP when break reaches zero
they become broken cannot act and take break damage because the team they recover from
broken up in a short period, okay?
Holding.
Bad.
Carried.
I win.
What's last it was the super duper ultra 360 slot pretty sick. I won't lie
I
Okay
Thank you mr. Picture frame
Let's go compliment some anomalies and cleanse the world of this field handle the situation with love mint take her to abone later
Coco is going to work at Hattori Senpai shop. Um, can someone else go with her?
If Hattori Senpai catches me again, I'll die.
All right, the miscontainment breach will count towards your performance.
Please allow me to take Coco to A-Bone. Coco, no time to waste. Let's go.
All right, take this we'll use it to contact you. Thank you for your help
Mint, let's go
Okay
Level two her instincts with anomalies is even we'll leave it to you nice hope that won't cause us any trouble solid firm
Director is still as rigid as ever
Excellent.
We're here, wow.
Where am I going?
Wait, what?
This is bridge crossing the old town area with many famous old shops
Is a bone in this neighborhood yes, it's on the street here follow me
Can I get ice cream nope may have cake waiting for a train
This is my favorite scent when I'm out on duty.
Very immersive.
Press F3.
That's crazy.
Oh, shit.
I'd like some ice cream, and I like this fucker you get off my screen, too.
cost 480 I have I've got 60 K
Barry
Fruity creamy vanilla tiramisu. Give me the berry fuck all this other shit
He was the current character for a thousand health and resources, so it's actually a heal
You can choose any place you like
The Oracle store pass
No first person I actually don't know how
Control makes me walk see
Z nice
They're in function.
Oh, you mean the wartimer tower?
Yeah, you don't know about the wartimer tower?
Strange.
I'd love to get a blizzy ice cream and munchers egg roll.
Well, I wander around in the castle in a month's roll here.
Of course, we run lunch break.
Sync.
area unlocked the rooftop boxer what what the flying hell
Oh, I'm first person AF. Damn! Wait, we got like phone? Physics.
There are lots of fun shops attracting many tourists.
Does look lively. Is Able busy as well?
Oh, I'm done.
Can I beat the hell out of people?
Unfortunately, I could.
you
We have a visitor.
we have a visitor excuse you a male the fuck welcome to able are you here to buy
antiques or discuss a commission
neither really Coco I'm here mint reporting back
okay what a mr. Adler and Togido have you been putting on wait
It's been a while if our guest is with you, then
Yep, here's the new member my apologies
You must be the appraiser our lady requested from the director appraiser. I
Do have some perception of anomalies, but I'm not familiar with antiques
Then that must be it
Allow me to introduce myself formally
I'm Adler Abel's caretaker and this is our Restore Togido
Okay
Since we thought you would arrive later Togido and I were organizing the storage room. I apologize. No problem
I just rocks many of the items Abel sells are anomaly artifacts not just
Nice to meet you
interesting ability. It took us a long time to understand Taggedo, but now he won't be
lonely. Okay. Please go and inform...
Taggedo!
Huh?
Please feel free. You have a long dream. I'll prepare you for it.
Thank you, Adler.
Fun cutscenes. Wow.
I'm sorry, Mr. Adler!
It was my mistake for not placing the hospitable house properly.
Mint, please don't hurt yourself.
Adler, is there a way to undo our current system?
No, I don't think so.
I'm sorry, Mr. Adler!
It was my mistake for not placing the hospitable house properly.
Is there a way to undo our current state-
Okay, so we shrunk.
The hospitable house shrinks those entering through the door for convenient indoor tours.
We'll return to normal in seven minutes.
Looks like it's a friendly anomaly.
Since we're here, it's hospitality deserves a tour.
Mr. Adler?
May we?
I'd be happy to accompany you.
We have a slight problem... when shrunken.
We appear as rather unwelcome things to others.
Taikido seems to think we're cockroaches.
I don't wanna be a cockroach!
I'm not talking to owls!
Mint, our strength is also reduced.
So we can only endure 390 minutes under both spammy!
So I have to survive.
Or beat the hell out of him.
How I died.
Holding.
Countered.
I thought I dodged that.
That's the Voltee?
I dodged that.
Actually, I did.
Alright, beat the show.
Surely he doesn't still think we're cockroaches when I'm like eating his
ass like this.
to insane sleep attack
this is our new appraiser a bonus antique evaluations depend on her
I'll do my best the fuck these other people
Allow me to properly introduce
I
Hello
The child team
Mm-hmm
Pass.
No.
They do not.
Out of my way, please.
I'm going to teach this little one a lesson.
The
Taggidon take good care of Coco
You worked all night meant please rest well when you get back. I still have to work overtime
I'll head off now
Yes, thank you for accompanying me. No, no, no, no, no
Your accommodation has been arranged
Oh, great! Ugh! Yuck! Gross!
Can I get down here?
The backyard has two staff dormitories where everyone from the shi-
Excellent.
From now on, this will be your room.
Tagi tagi!
Thank you, Adler, and thank you Tagi.
Skip.
When you use the weather tower, a foam booth, or the bed in your room,
injured or unconscious characters will automatically recover.
Okay, well...
Rest.
Press F3, well, alright, big tutorial coming at ya.
Press to select the strange encounters board.
Alright, here we go, start.
This is Mario Party?
What the consume fabricated dice or solid dice to gain movement points, then move to the corresponding
tile to obtain items.
Depending on a journey together tile guarantees the character shown on that tile.
When moving your character to a chest tile, you have a chance to immediately obtain S-class
characters from current board depending on the chest type.
Okay, press and spin your pepper gate dice to roll once.
I rolled a 1.
I don't know.
I got an A tier.
Excellent.
Nice. Well, I'm out of tokens. I don't see any S-tears on the board, actually.
Damn, there's none on here. What? Check mail for some more.
Let me back out of here.
Oh, equip the newly obtained characters with the arc.
Okay.
So, arc shop, tiger special, featured arcs, arc exchange.
I'm so bad at this kind of stuff.
Back out.
Now where's the mailbox?
Do I have to physically go to it?
Oh, here we go.
Claim.
Massive.
Plus 1600.
And I just claimed something else.
S Class Standard Character Selection Box.
It allows you to invite some people to join your team.
Okay.
Well, now let's go to F3.
Actually let me go to my inventory and use the thing I just got, but how?
E?
Oh, and then here's this, use.
Maybe I shouldn't use this yet.
I should see if I actually get one, and then I'll use it on the one I can't get,
right?
F3 again. And then the itchy daimy guaranteed one additional A class with a
guaranteed S class character within 90 rolls. That's fucking nuts. Damn this
girl these two girls are powerful
cannons roll ten times confirm okay extra or big chest I got something be
happy. Look at these letters, man. Whoa. Whoa! The secret, or the secret fare can only be
reached through Rainbow Bridge, or what's your greater within the secret fare? I need
I need a 1. I need a 1 for that S.
FUCK!
Damn, that 5 was horrible.
Oh, now I roll a 1. Great.
Well that was shit. Let me get more tokens.
Hold on.
Seed to purchase. Here we go.
Okay.
Oh man, this just brought up a ton of info. Jesus.
Oh, I guess it's not on Steam. I can't use my Steam info.
You should pull the red banner, not this one. The blue characters in the red... blue are in the red too.
Okay. Let me buy some thingamajigs first. One sec.
So.
Excellent. Alright, let's find a little bit more. Might as well just, now that I'm logged
in I might as well hit this a couple times. Just a couple.
Excellent. Okay, a couple more times. Sponsored money. It's fine.
Let me also see if there's any like special deals right now, so there's like a fair exchange
Fashion shop arc shop
Hmm
Mode shop rift crystal extract that's the basic hot picks I
Guess I buy all these hang on
these look important hi oh my gosh all my info again
Okay, done, and then this one as well.
value payment complete all right where else do I go fair exchange gift center maybe what
the hell. Super Sonic Pack, what is this, a car?
diversified. There are cars, huh? How much is this cost? 68,000 something. How much is
this insufficient currency. I think that's in-game money. I don't think I can get
that. This is just $26. Press T while running. All right, well, I don't see any car. Hmm.
Alright, let's go to the blue one. Strange and count. No, you said this one has all of
them? Roll the blue. Blue doesn't actually, but red is limited. So I should do red.
I mean, I'll end up doing it all, start.
six. What the hell is this? Oh, I need to roll a one so I can get there. Roll a one,
Roll a one.
Fuck!
Now I roll a one.
You can speed it up at the top.
We'll do times two.
Whoa!
Okay, I guess I got another mint roll 10 again confirm confirm
Come on, roll a 1, roll a 1.
Ooh, wait, what does that red dice do?
Roll again.
Probably a roll refund.
Yeah, probably just plus one.
Oh, I'm in!
Roll one!
God, I fucking almost got the car, dude!
What is this?
What?
Teleport.
There are resting guardians on the board.
When you move to their tile, you awaken the dormant guardian who will flee forward nine
tiles with the treasure.
You need to catch up to the guardian within three dice rolls.
After each dice roll, the guardian will move forward two tiles.
Successfully cashing the Guardian rewards 30 warp pieces.
I need some fat rolls.
I'll take a 5.
Hello?
Oh.
Again?
I'm getting tired of this bitch.
Fuck you. Stupid bitch. Roll again. Got him. Snatched. I don't know what I gained out of it, but
I win another don't be hurrying I swear to fuck oh okay
but you like to join us right now good one
I need some low rolls here. I want a one a two. I'd love a three
Okay, roll a two
Roll a one again. Yes. I'm in
Oh, give me the shirt roll a one fuck
All right, try again.
I fucking passed it, god damn it.
Oh, okay, skip fucking mint.
great another mint skipped it get on fuck roll a one give me in there give me
in there a tear somebody who the hell is this oh great a man yuck
Alois V. Adler.
At your service.
Fuck you, dude.
Another man?
But I think this got me into fucking gold zone, though.
What was that look like a new section all three when past it
Hit it again.
Actually awful luck so far.
Yeah, another mint!
Ooh, how many characters are there?
So far I've only seen three.
Mint, the dude, which I already have both of them, and then some Aqua Girl.
Three A's and one S on this board.
So I've seen all the A's, there's just the S that I haven't gotten.
Who is it?
A deer, deer, deer, deer, deer.
Excellent.
Did I just see an S pop up?
The fuck?
Oh, great. Rolling ones.
What just happened?
Oh my god, this fucking guy!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on here?
When obtaining non-S-class items through dice rolls on the currently board, you will gain
one trace.
When you accumulate 70 traces, the board modification will be triggered, the board will
change, and the execution rates for rares and characters with certain tiles will increase.
Okay, so it's a pity roll.
The whole board is S-tiered.
I've spent that much.
I mean, let's just roll one.
Got it.
I beat this one, I don't know if you can like combine them.
We're gonna go blue banner now. We're gonna fart start farming some s's here
Instant s god is real
It's the cannonball too, I think
Elite courier of Stereo express excellent service
B. B. Something's happening.
Holy fuck!
Another S.
Ew.
Eugh.
What is that fucking bishop thing?
Oh, I don't mind it, so I don't know what the bishop does.
Got an A tier?
Who is it?
Great.
No.
Roll a one. Roll a one! Yes! I'm in! I'll hit it! Ah fuck.
I needed that character.
Unbelievable.
Hit it again.
Un-believe-able.
Okay, extra dice with the stupid thing I can chase.
Oh shit, yeah, I think I'd get a nest if I catch it.
I just gotta roll fours or above.
I'll take that.
Roll a six.
That's crazy.
Missed it.
Roll a 4.
Or a 3.
1, 2, 3. Roll a 3.
Fuck.
Overshot it.
Maybe I should get a random mess.
this might be a skip oh it's not who is it dog man here to do my job down
I'm in. West side. Oh, plus five rolls. Wait. Oh, fuck off. Really? I'm in the hot zone.
I gotta keep going. I'm out of the hog zone.
I have something that was S-tier. I don't know what that was.
Don't be the fucking guy walking. I swear to God.
It's not. Oh, it's in.
It's like a mid.
Roller one. Roller fucking one. Yeah.
There's only one S that I still need. And I think that's all there is. Unless I'm wrong.
You're missing like four S characters.
Okay, well I'll go ahead and catch them all.
Plus one free dice and this little shift's running from me.
Roll some high numbers.
That's not what I wanted.
Now I can't catch up to that.
I got a roll of six here.
That's crazy.
Off again
Love that
Dogman here to do my job
Oh, how exciting.
Alright, three rolls.
That's a terrible start.
That's a good one, but I don't think I can catch up to it.
Skip.
Yeah, let's go.
check the end
roll a 2
fuck off
Oh, I messed up. Wait. Oh, no, not. Oh, it's a pity. Yes. Great. I guess it is still
an S. Excellent. Oh, it's the cross girl. That's an angle. That's an angle. Anyways,
On this screen we've got some great talking points here.
This is the first anime style urban open world RPG, packed with immersive urban gameplays,
40 plus original anomaly stages, and 15 plus playable characters at launch.
Like this bitch, girl.
Great character.
Unlock S tier characters, uh, wait, unlock S tier character Chiz by leveling up, get eight
character outfits at no cost, and up to 400 plus free pools.
You see that?
There's five massive city districts to explore, uh, rendered in stunning detail from the
downtown CBD, uh, and amusement parks to school campuses, mountain trails, and
countryside landscapes every corner of the city feels alive.
Right? There's no grind by design, full transparency on
pull rates. There's 99% pull single pull or per what the
fuck? Full transparent, full transparency on the pool rates.
So 99% or 0.99% per pull single pull.
Fuck.
Not .99% per single pull, no off banner, 50-50 characters in featured pools.
Get a guaranteed feature character within 90 pools.
Outfits and other awards come straight from the pool.
There's tons of vehicles, which I haven't gotten a single one yet.
9 character themed atashi rides, plus scooters, go-carts and luxury sports cars, all with
customizable looks and performance upgrades. Excellent. I'll go ahead and keep
pulling before I do more talking points but hopefully you guys are sold on this
game.
Got an S out of fucking nowhere? I'll do more ad reads if you keep this up, Devs.
All day. Solid!
with a human heart are often harder to measure than the price of a transaction.
Damn, I got a double S in one fucking go.
Let me test this one.
Uh, major collab, there's ongoing updates.
Right now there's a Porsche...
collab.
Alonged, wait, along with a racing suit and a Porsche building for making their grand debut. What the fuck?
There's a Porsche
Okay, let's see if I get in this
They got me
Cringe water
I also have the free S tier token, true.
I'm almost ready to start playing the game.
I'm getting there. I need one.
Just some in.
Hit that fucking S!
A fucking...
Jesus Christ. Okay, I'm already out. That's crazy.
That was awful.
You have two free S's okay well this might be it then I might just get the free S's
and call it a day oh my god skip A's oh cringe all right we're backing out hitting escape
We're going to go to the mail.
No, we're going to go to the inventory, which is B.
And then we're going to use my S standard thingamajig.
I don't think I have this character data.
Daffodil open.
I don't get the cutscene.
What the frick?
The other ass is in F3 menu and right side.
F3 menu, right side.
The event, flame.
No I can't be it.
other one the blue so blue banner oh are you kidding me claim it I get the
Cut scene from this one. Yup.
Yes.
Solid.
Alright, let's go ahead and make a squad really quick. We're gonna hit escape.
Characters.
This is the main I'm an absolute daffodil main no doubt. I don't do they or I could be
Yo, I don't know how to say her name you want you on s1 for the healing this she's a healer
Anima chaos incantation confirmed
she's a lock Shawna
damage damage damage clarity I don't do vague requests that's a work again
hmm clarity obsession how do I equip console arc awaken as per ability life
skills huh escape formation here we go
greetings to you swapped hey did you need me this pain you're sharing with me
Young
Okay, we'll swap
I can leave go ahead and put her in
Solid. I don't want this to be a wasted trip
Hey, the winds picking clarity obsession
Recipient confirmed it will bring an angel full as to S tier team
cannons. Alright, now I can level them up I think. Solid. Solid. Solid. Solid. Across
the board bangers go left
well this one's supposed to go V oh this work
here I am good evening Adler good evening how was your rest the room was
Was that ketchup?
Skip.
Okay, Adler, new bond, a bunch of new bonds, sup.
Yeah.
We noticed that something was off when we opened the ship this morning.
Skip.
Alright, character framer thingamajig.
Here we go.
Console.
Open the console and if it's equipped.
the cartridge to here. Select the module to view your own modules. Ok. Auto equip. I'm
Tetris-ing. Interesting. Enhance. Enhance. Select at least one material. I don't know.
add no material selected I have none all right well that's how it goes I guess
press to rewind and extract modules rewind what
huh cannons
Insufficient currency okay
my hands is dead all right hey it's me times two damn this girl's crazy that's
sick checking my e
all right i'll provide back
Jesus Christ
What about this e massive aoe okay hit me other girl
massive slams but I'm beating the hell out of cops hello there's two cops now
Huh my bad my bad my bad wait I have stars
Oh, you cannot switch feet. Oh shit
They got flying cars now what is this?
I'll provide that.
I died.
I
Huh
This is your cell
According to the heath road detention center code of conduct it is now lights out
Your priority tonight settle in and follow the rules
I'm actually in jail wait that's actually a thing you're trolling you're
detained at the prison you'll be released only after this period ends all
fines are paid during detention follow the daily schedule and take part in
activities shut the fuck up
so I sleep wait it's not trolling it's actually a thing oh my god six day for
What? Dude!
Haha!
Oh, shit!
Call the guard.
What do you need?
I'd like to do some work.
Oh.
What?
Watch tower clean it.
Shut up!
Dude, no way.
Oh, it's a bit of a mess here, but it's still a bit of a mess, so I'm going to try to get
Did I win?
Okay, massive A are we here?
Okay, that's one down, baby!
Hell yeah!
If you do this, or if you don't do this in 15 minutes, you get another day.
What?
That is the most unexpected thing ever huh, I'll take it. I think it's funny, but
I'm baffled there's this much depth to this nice. That's three down
I guess I'll just hit these smaller ones right
I mean, there we go.
Job completed.
Oh my god.
What?
Dude.
What?
There's escape routes?
Are there?
Is that soap?
What's that?
I don't know.
escape routes are there that's soap nice plus one so
Don't you dare get greedy.
Look at you all getting so worked up.
If I catch anyone cutting in line, your scrubbing dish is for a woman.
Line up, people.
One serving each.
Don't you dare get greedy.
Look at you all getting cut.
Okay, I don't know what I just took but a spoon
Where do you think you're going have a good day
playing cards okay stole those and lunch okay here we go and now I'm here damn
Pushups solid form. There's got to be more I can do in here
Cyclone
I don't think there's any loot plus one soap need that
You can park where to prison from this place
Can I? Alright. Let's see if I can try.
Ooh. Chips.
Okay.
Damn.
Fuck, I think I can get it.
I get it. I have to get on top of that and then bang bang.
Double jump.
Shit.
Fuck, I keep hitting shit and it's like dashing.
Can you jump up, motherfucker?
It's very hard parkour and it's not intentional. I saw it on a TikTok.
Interesting.
Okay, let's see here.
YouTube.
N-T-E.
Prison.
Parkour.
Escape.
Okay, let's get out.
Oh shit.
What?
Damn, pause chat.
Damn, damn!
There's an achievement for this.
Okay, I'm achievement farming.
Let's get it.
So I was here to this gate.
I'm stupid and fat.
What?
Oh my god, I think they patched it!
You're kidding me!
Can I stand on these people?
It's not patched, keep trying.
Okay, well it's like I'm sliding off when I hit it.
Oh, I had it!
right it's not passed. It's a little late so I have to like go out a bit. I can't just
jump straight or I'll hit my head like that. So I have to go out a bit, then in, then land.
I had it.
What was next?
Okay, well I'm a speedrunner now, now I get it, it's easy.
Depression. Got impatient.
Okay, I'm zooming, I'm zooming.
So do I jump on that like light to my right?
I think that's it, right?
How did he do it?
No fucking way.
I don't know what I just hit.
But something cocked me
I'm out.
Bang.
I'm out.
Bang.
My security jackass.
Is this some guy just here?
Excellent.
Enjoy the ride. It's seven minutes. Are you kidding me?
I got some talking points here. You're right. Let's see it.
Guys, there's immersive details in this game. We've got NPC interactions, dynamic weather, and time of day cycles.
vehicles, a working public transit system, and a fully and fully explorable buildings.
We got multiple playing modes, we got a solo story mission, we've got online multiplayer
racing, haven't seen that yet, and seamless first slash third person switching for open
World Exploration.
Dang.
That's all there is. Actually all there is.
Talking point-wise.
I have not seen the multiplayer racing yet. I think I'm still in the tutorial.
So.
Eating cookies.
That's all of my fucking currency.
What?
No.
Drive to the boat. I can wait.
Is there any way we can speed this up besides paying?
You're still considered in jail because you glitched out.
out. When does that stop, you know, doing that? And what happens if I fall in the water at this point?
Oh no.
My stamina's going down.
Now I have to pay the fine. Okay, let's just...
Let's just see what happens, let's let it play out.
Watch it.
Pour me back to jail, dude.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm taking damage.
Alright, well you don't insta-die from Stam loss
Resurrect, don't put me in jail
Oh no, there's no boat here!
Oh fuck!
It's crazy
Let me go tell the guards like, hey, oh, god, no.
You're kidding me.
What happens if I didn't have enough currency?
Maybe I can break back in.
You could have right there, I don't think so.
That's crazy man, look at this wall.
Maybe knock on the front door.
You got to use unstuck on the three dots on your phone to go back in the three
dots on my phone okay
there's the three dots oh top right unstuck
I'm back in hell yeah I fucking love jail I do still have a spoon though right nice
Maybe I can dig out?
I'm not feeling well
Nice
I have to distract the doctor before making a move. What if I just like fucking stab this person?
okay they're gonna distract the doctor for me and then I go in here and I take
stuff concentrated disinfectant cool hello
great how do I go back to my cell and start digging crocodile got any spare
soap. Okay sure here's some soap. You want five? Greedy.
Plus one bed sheet. And the yard time. Nice.
Refreshing Glacier.
Alright, where's my cell?
I don't think this is my cell.
Is this my cell? This has to be it.
Sleep until tomorrow view
Nice
What is this there's actually a hole it's too early with my hands should I cover this up? Okay? I
Have a spoon start digging
I got caught. Extended by three days. Do I still have my spoon? I still have my spoon.
The cards right nearby
Better not try anything tonight
Are you kidding me?
of
My spoon is damaged
What do you need
How do I just leave and go to lunch or something I have to work okay
Alright, let's watch some dishes.
Damn, how many do I have to get?
Damn, absolutely farmed that shit.
Alright, we're here.
Uh...
Okay.
And lunch in 15 seconds.
Oh yeah, spoon! I need a spoon! Spoon! Spoon!
I forgot.
I fuckin' put it back.
Damn, I hit the wrong goddamn button.
Cutting in line your scrubbing dishes
Go ponder over there. Thank you
Nice plus one spoon and lunch
How do I end this
And just go to sleep or whatever
Hmm the boat is back. Yeah, but I want to dig out and see what happens
Go back in and then walk to the gate back in walk to the gate
this gate and yard time all right
I just gotta avoid the guard.
And where is- where's my shit?
Here it is.
She just left.
It's game time.
Start digging.
Ah
Chilling
How many more
The spoon is damaged can I not leave oh escape
I'm out
Dodge their patrol so the lights
I'm not sure what to do with that.
Freedom.
Watch me get on the fucking boat again.
I didn't mean to, god.
So now maybe I can fast travel for free?
Excellent.
What is that?
Let me go unlock Kars, ASAP.
I don't know if I can, I guess I can try.
Freeze!
Requisition.
When an appraiser temporarily roars because it means it will provide assistance, however
not all drivers will comply.
Get out!
Damn, she's got cannons too, they're all cannon-ed up.
Kurt, Kurt.
Out of my way, people.
Ooh.
Ooh, transparent.
Kurt.
Damn, I might as well go to the quest.
I
Excuse me officer
Who knows? Tell us more about the anomaly. Sure, sure. You must help me. Then, right in front of me, the table turned into a photo.
I don't see anything like it. And then...
Skip.
Well, GGs everyone. I think that's it for the day.
I think it's the whole level if you guys want to check it out yourself you guys can links in the chat slash description
But that's it for me today guys. I will not be live tomorrow tomorrow's Tuesday, and I am leaving
I will not be live again probably until this weekend
I also have a podcast episode for tomorrow, so
G to the G's everyone. Thank you very very much NTE for sponsoring this segment awesome game
I will see you guys this weekend. I'm not sure what day but either way peace everyone