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Maybe like some that crab game or whatever"}, {"start": 587.12, "end": 589.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 589.7, "end": 594.96, "text": " Fuck another there's oaken tower. I could play more of that Xanima apparently got a big update"}, {"start": 600.24, "end": 602.44, "text": " I'm thinking Path of Exile, I'll be honest"}, {"start": 605.36, "end": 608.16, "text": " I am actually playing Druid on path."}, {"start": 609.36, "end": 611.82, "text": " And I actually like it, but I haven't gotten far"}, {"start": 611.82, "end": 613.04, "text": " and I'm horrible."}, {"start": 616.22, "end": 617.6, "text": " I think I might log in."}, {"start": 625.4, "end": 628.2, "text": " Why not wait a week until the new Path of Exile 2 patch?"}, {"start": 628.2, "end": 629.9200000000001, "text": " Well, that's why I'm playing now"}, {"start": 629.9200000000001, "end": 631.96, "text": " because I don't know how to play."}, {"start": 631.96, "end": 633.48, "text": " and ideally"}, {"start": 633.48, "end": 635.4000000000001, "text": " when that patch comes around"}, {"start": 635.4000000000001, "end": 637.1600000000001, "text": " i know how to pull"}, {"start": 637.1600000000001, "end": 640.9200000000001, "text": " not going to be good at the game but i'll at least understand what the fucks"}, {"start": 640.9200000000001, "end": 642.12, "text": " happening"}, {"start": 642.12, "end": 643.0, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 643.0, "end": 646.32, "text": " like if i compare myself now on"}, {"start": 646.32, "end": 650.1600000000001, "text": " to uh... before i played diablo four i would have done so many things"}, {"start": 650.1600000000001, "end": 651.08, "text": " differently"}, {"start": 651.08, "end": 653.4200000000001, "text": " i would hope to get there"}, {"start": 653.4200000000001, "end": 658.4200000000001, "text": " uh... with patheb exiled to as well hang on a turn should"}, {"start": 661.96, "end": 680.88, "text": " Jesus following a build. Yes. I am following a build where I'm going to let me get the"}, {"start": 680.88, "end": 687.9200000000001, "text": " game to is like 10 times the content of D4. I love to hear that. 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I like damage numbers"}, {"start": 784.72, "end": 786.72, "text": " I don't know if you figure that out I"}, {"start": 787.96, "end": 789.72, "text": " Hate I"}, {"start": 789.72, "end": 791.08, "text": " Hate"}, {"start": 791.08, "end": 793.08, "text": " That this game doesn't have them"}, {"start": 794.44, "end": 796.8000000000001, "text": " As you can see I've been making lots of druids"}, {"start": 796.8000000000001, "end": 801.8000000000001, "text": " remaking over and over. Self found."}, {"start": 801.8000000000001, "end": 808.8000000000001, "text": " Trendy self found?"}, {"start": 808.8000000000001, "end": 811.8000000000001, "text": " Is that a thing?"}, {"start": 811.8000000000001, "end": 824.8000000000001, "text": " No, SSF sucks. 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Who gives a fuck at the end of the day?"}, {"start": 863.22, "end": 867.44, "text": " Just go hardcore, especially for your first time playing the game to get the flow experience."}, {"start": 867.44, "end": 869.22, "text": " It's true."}, {"start": 869.22, "end": 874.48, "text": " Uh, if you're following a guide, you probably want to trade."}, {"start": 874.48, "end": 877.6, "text": " I'm not going to follow a guide to a tee."}, {"start": 877.6, "end": 884.1, "text": " I don't mind following a guide, getting a decent understanding of the build at some point like halfway through,"}, {"start": 884.1, "end": 888.4, "text": " and then start pivoting and changing things to my own liking."}, {"start": 888.4, "end": 893.0, "text": " Um, but I am going to follow a guide. I do like..."}, {"start": 893.0, "end": 896.7, "text": " I mean, if I can't trade, because I can't get some item, whatever, sure."}, {"start": 896.7, "end": 898.9, "text": " POE 2..."}, {"start": 898.9, "end": 899.8000000000001, "text": " Druid..."}, {"start": 899.8000000000001, "end": 900.8000000000001, "text": " Build."}, {"start": 907.6, "end": 909.6, "text": " Uh-uh-uh-uh."}, {"start": 910.96, "end": 915.48, "text": " Plant Druid. A lot of Frost Wolf bullshit."}, {"start": 917.8000000000001, "end": 922.6800000000001, "text": " Plants Oracle League Starter. Level 1 to end game."}, {"start": 925.12, "end": 927.12, "text": " Oracle, huh? What is everyone else doing?"}, {"start": 928.48, "end": 930.48, "text": " Shaman?"}, {"start": 931.5600000000001, "end": 934.88, "text": " Surely. Battling Druid is pretty straightforward. You don't even really need a guide."}, {"start": 934.88, "end": 942.2, "text": " I didn't feel that straightforward. I played a bit last night. Obviously gonna start over today, but I"}, {"start": 943.48, "end": 949.42, "text": " Did one build I followed one guide actually so there's two on here. I followed"}, {"start": 950.4399999999999, "end": 952.4399999999999, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 955.2, "end": 956.84, "text": " This one"}, {"start": 956.84, "end": 960.72, "text": " This plan drew a build I followed and this is how retarded I am"}, {"start": 961.4, "end": 963.88, "text": " I'm not even me just in general"}, {"start": 964.88, "end": 971.72, "text": " a new player. So I followed this build and I didn't understand what it wanted me to do"}, {"start": 971.72, "end": 978.0, "text": " initially. Who cares? You're level 10, but so in Tangle you can only have two casts out at"}, {"start": 978.0, "end": 982.4, "text": " a time. You like summon out two roots and you can only have four out every time you cast it,"}, {"start": 982.4, "end": 988.64, "text": " you summon two. So two casts. I didn't realize there was a limit. So I was just spamming in Tangle"}, {"start": 988.64, "end": 994.32, "text": " over and over, constantly refreshing it. And that was it. That's all I did. But apparently,"}, {"start": 994.32, "end": 999.32, "text": " you're supposed to spam volcano so I"}, {"start": 999.32, "end": 1000.9200000000001, "text": " scrolled down I found a different guide"}, {"start": 1000.9200000000001, "end": 1004.96, "text": " not only did it have me take volcano but"}, {"start": 1004.96, "end": 1006.48, "text": " also see here's the plan build that"}, {"start": 1006.48, "end": 1011.36, "text": " sucked as I think it sucks here we go"}, {"start": 1011.36, "end": 1013.6, "text": " this is the other one this one has me"}, {"start": 1013.6, "end": 1018.0400000000001, "text": " take contagion and I cannot believe the"}, {"start": 1018.0400000000001, "end": 1021.7600000000001, "text": " other one didn't have me take it and then"}, {"start": 1021.76, "end": 1040.76, "text": " life was great. Fatlander on its catchy stream. It's Fatlander. Oh. The fuck? I thought it"}, {"start": 1040.76, "end": 1047.64, "text": " another sure fat dude shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 1057.08, "end": 1069.96, "text": " no fuck that is so funny dude you look so cool you look like a true"}, {"start": 1069.96, "end": 1071.88, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 1071.88, "end": 1072.88, "text": " Racist?"}, {"start": 1072.88, "end": 1076.88, "text": " Stop putting it out, and fuck it in."}, {"start": 1076.88, "end": 1079.88, "text": " Oh, holy fuck."}, {"start": 1079.88, "end": 1082.92, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 1082.92, "end": 1083.88, "text": " Brutal."}, {"start": 1083.88, "end": 1085.44, "text": " I mean, it makes sense, right?"}, {"start": 1085.44, "end": 1090.16, "text": " Hold on, let me enjoy being Nick Paul, a superhero."}, {"start": 1090.16, "end": 1092.08, "text": " Let me try something."}, {"start": 1092.08, "end": 1096.4, "text": " Have no fear because I am here."}, {"start": 1099.96, "end": 1107.52, "text": " Hello, I am here to help you."}, {"start": 1107.52, "end": 1110.52, "text": " I am here."}, {"start": 1110.52, "end": 1111.52, "text": " I'm like all my-"}, {"start": 1111.52, "end": 1113.72, "text": " Don't even start with-"}, {"start": 1113.72, "end": 1118.76, "text": " Do you feel my all my aura?"}, {"start": 1118.76, "end": 1119.76, "text": " Young Midoriya!"}, {"start": 1119.76, "end": 1123.3600000000001, "text": " Dude shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 1123.3600000000001, "end": 1127.16, "text": " You too can be a hero!"}, {"start": 1127.16, "end": 1129.16, "text": " He's still going!"}, {"start": 1129.16, "end": 1131.16, "text": " Oh my god, I'm holding!"}, {"start": 1131.16, "end": 1133.16, "text": " He's holding that pose so hard."}, {"start": 1142.16, "end": 1143.16, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 1143.16, "end": 1145.16, "text": " It's like you're like the opposite of..."}, {"start": 1146.16, "end": 1147.16, "text": " ...a whole night."}, {"start": 1148.16, "end": 1149.16, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 1153.16, "end": 1154.16, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 1154.16, "end": 1156.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1167.3600000000001, "end": 1173.0800000000002, "text": " Let's do your your wig first his chance here what chance say wait ever post what he said"}, {"start": 1173.0800000000002, "end": 1179.16, "text": " I can't click the mouse do not post what I said. We don't need to spam all of that. That'd be bad. I don't see him"}, {"start": 1179.96, "end": 1181.96, "text": " It's probably watching"}, {"start": 1184.16, "end": 1189.76, "text": " What a paste dude you look so cool you look like a true racist"}, {"start": 1201.68, "end": 1209.44, "text": " True why don't people dress up like superheroes more often they do no when's the last thing you saw superhero in public"}, {"start": 1209.6000000000001, "end": 1211.6000000000001, "text": " Did you watch the boys finale what are your thoughts?"}, {"start": 1214.16, "end": 1215.8000000000002, "text": " I think they do in Japan or something."}, {"start": 1215.8000000000002, "end": 1216.8400000000001, "text": " Yeah, do you think I could save you?"}, {"start": 1216.8400000000001, "end": 1218.88, "text": " How do I word this?"}, {"start": 1218.88, "end": 1222.72, "text": " If you were expecting to get disappointed"}, {"start": 1222.72, "end": 1225.24, "text": " to be born through the season finale of The Voice,"}, {"start": 1225.24, "end": 1226.0800000000002, "text": " OK, all right."}, {"start": 1226.0800000000002, "end": 1227.0800000000002, "text": " you will not be disappointed."}, {"start": 1227.0800000000002, "end": 1228.68, "text": " Three different ones."}, {"start": 1228.68, "end": 1231.24, "text": " So I think this is like the most biblical after it."}, {"start": 1231.24, "end": 1232.5600000000002, "text": " Horrible, horrible."}, {"start": 1232.5600000000002, "end": 1234.76, "text": " Because I can use ground gel and then make it go off."}, {"start": 1234.76, "end": 1236.8400000000001, "text": " But then these two, they might switch you more"}, {"start": 1236.8400000000001, "end": 1239.24, "text": " because there's more black in them."}, {"start": 1239.24, "end": 1239.8000000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 1239.8000000000002, "end": 1241.5600000000002, "text": " So it might like look better on you."}, {"start": 1241.5600000000002, "end": 1243.3600000000001, "text": " So I'll leave it up to chat."}, {"start": 1243.3600000000001, "end": 1244.7800000000002, "text": " So we have three options here."}, {"start": 1247.5800000000002, "end": 1248.66, "text": " Wow, super strength."}, {"start": 1248.66, "end": 1249.98, "text": " Okay, so this is option."}, {"start": 1249.98, "end": 1250.98, "text": " I'll let her do the thing."}, {"start": 1251.66, "end": 1252.16, "text": " Good on them."}, {"start": 1253.0600000000002, "end": 1253.7600000000002, "text": " Totally good."}, {"start": 1254.0600000000002, "end": 1256.8600000000001, "text": " Only part was to depowered homelander."}, {"start": 1256.8600000000001, "end": 1257.66, "text": " Well, okay."}, {"start": 1257.66, "end": 1260.0600000000002, "text": " You know, talk about getting the spoilers of the boys."}, {"start": 1260.16, "end": 1262.16, "text": " Dude, that show was so bad."}, {"start": 1263.3600000000001, "end": 1264.46, "text": " That shit digressed."}, {"start": 1264.46, "end": 1271.66, "text": " I remember talking with Vicky and I said that the fights of the boys is bad and it will never be good."}, {"start": 1273.3600000000001, "end": 1279.16, "text": " i was right but surprisingly it managed to get worse it was already horrible"}, {"start": 1279.16, "end": 1281.48, "text": " i mean it wasn't trying to be good"}, {"start": 1281.48, "end": 1284.42, "text": " like there's that uh..."}, {"start": 1284.42, "end": 1287.16, "text": " couple fight scenes and it's all just shitty you know"}, {"start": 1287.16, "end": 1292.3600000000001, "text": " season episode bullshit but again it's whatever"}, {"start": 1292.3600000000001, "end": 1295.48, "text": " not only did the fight scenes suck but then it's like even the character"}, {"start": 1295.48, "end": 1296.8200000000002, "text": " element started to suck"}, {"start": 1296.8200000000002, "end": 1300.14, "text": " uh... i didn't give a shit about ninety percent of the characters i did not care"}, {"start": 1300.14, "end": 1307.14, "text": " about Kimiko and Frenzy. Stop giving a fuck. Sorry. And it just kept shoving it in my face."}, {"start": 1307.14, "end": 1313.38, "text": " And let me watch GenV and they say it's gonna matter. It didn't. At all. Crazy. GenV was"}, {"start": 1313.38, "end": 1318.76, "text": " better too. I actually liked it more than the boys at that time. Insane that it was"}, {"start": 1318.76, "end": 1328.26, "text": " so useless. Fuck, what else? I got really bored of the sex jokes. Like it was a really"}, {"start": 1328.26, "end": 1333.24, "text": " funny thing in season one it's like oh my god blood and sex jokes but eventually"}, {"start": 1333.24, "end": 1338.16, "text": " it actually just got fucking annoying and I felt like a retard watching it what"}, {"start": 1338.16, "end": 1346.34, "text": " else I mean you can talk about wrapping everything up instant I don't know why"}, {"start": 1346.34, "end": 1349.3799999999999, "text": " they did that we actually talked about in the podcast a little bit but then"}, {"start": 1349.3799999999999, "end": 1352.78, "text": " probably won't put it in because spoilers and stuff I can do that in a"}, {"start": 1352.78, "end": 1364.78, "text": " my stream. Um, God. There was one thing in particular that really bothered me. I'm trying"}, {"start": 1364.78, "end": 1377.42, "text": " to, I just lost it. Uh, wrapping up the boys, Homelander sucks. Fuck, I just had it. I forgot"}, {"start": 1377.42, "end": 1390.3000000000002, "text": " was. The deep part, Huey, Huey was cringed, I got annoyed with him. I don't remember"}, {"start": 1390.3000000000002, "end": 1396.78, "text": " what it was. Oh, chemical getting fixed and talking was awful and uncomfortable. That"}, {"start": 1396.78, "end": 1407.58, "text": " was horrible was it worse than Game of Thrones yes I think it was no yeah yeah"}, {"start": 1407.58, "end": 1412.7, "text": " I think it was however I don't care as much Game of Thrones being ruined really"}, {"start": 1412.7, "end": 1418.8999999999999, "text": " ruined my fucking whole month the boys being ruined I forgot I even watched it"}, {"start": 1418.8999999999999, "end": 1426.54, "text": " the next day but was it worse yes I just don't care as much"}, {"start": 1426.78, "end": 1429.78, "text": " That's how I feel about the boys, I mean."}, {"start": 1434.78, "end": 1437.78, "text": " Were you high? Every single episode, sir."}, {"start": 1439.78, "end": 1441.78, "text": " Game of Thrones had higher peaks to fall from, sure."}, {"start": 1441.78, "end": 1444.78, "text": " I mean, again, I loved the boys season one. I thought it was so cool."}, {"start": 1444.78, "end": 1448.78, "text": " Oh, this is what real life would actually be if we had powers."}, {"start": 1448.78, "end": 1452.78, "text": " Yeah, it'd be bloody. Yeah, it'd be gory. Yeah, there'd be egos."}, {"start": 1452.78, "end": 1460.8799999999999, "text": " egos and so cool I love seeing this and downhill off that fake Texas weed though"}, {"start": 1460.8799999999999, "end": 1467.42, "text": " yeah weed is illegal again in Texas we are struggling to make up our mind here"}, {"start": 1467.42, "end": 1474.54, "text": " in Texas clearly fuck dude might the the guy I buy weed from or it's like a"}, {"start": 1474.54, "end": 1478.5, "text": " local shop basically he just works there every time I come in I'm like yo I'm"}, {"start": 1478.5, "end": 1482.66, "text": " good to see you I don't think he knows why I'm but whatever this guy is a destiny"}, {"start": 1482.66, "end": 1486.82, "text": " to me I didn't know there were people that play destiny to you but he is a"}, {"start": 1486.82, "end": 1494.26, "text": " destiny to me and weed is illegal this guy's life is fucked he's so he's in"}, {"start": 1494.26, "end": 1497.7, "text": " Shambles I gotta go see how he's doing"}, {"start": 1502.26, "end": 1504.78, "text": " What's he gonna do what a life"}, {"start": 1514.62, "end": 1520.1, "text": " Check on him is I don't know that well I just go in and buy weed he's like hey the usual my gas a couple joys"}, {"start": 1520.1000000000001, "end": 1524.94, "text": " That's it and he asked like hey you play anything like I told him that how we were playing divinity"}, {"start": 1527.22, "end": 1532.16, "text": " And he thought that was funny he asked if I ever played Elden ring I'm like yeah, I played Elden ring"}, {"start": 1532.16, "end": 1534.4, "text": " He's like did you beat it? It was so hard like"}, {"start": 1535.5800000000002, "end": 1537.8200000000002, "text": " Actually, I haven't played the DLC. He's like oh, I haven't either"}, {"start": 1538.3400000000001, "end": 1543.0600000000002, "text": " I'm gonna I can't kill that that what's her name again the blade girl"}, {"start": 1545.14, "end": 1548.14, "text": " Plus one of the player base true I need a name here"}, {"start": 1550.1000000000001, "end": 1556.1000000000001, "text": " Have you guys tried Moonrock? No."}, {"start": 1556.1000000000001, "end": 1560.1000000000001, "text": " Fatlander? Meow meow scratch."}, {"start": 1560.1000000000001, "end": 1564.1000000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 1564.1000000000001, "end": 1568.1000000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go through to Cabbage Dude. We're gonna delete Cabbage Dude."}, {"start": 1568.1000000000001, "end": 1572.1000000000001, "text": " We're gonna free up my name."}, {"start": 1572.1000000000001, "end": 1576.1000000000001, "text": " Cabbage Dude."}, {"start": 1576.1000000000001, "end": 1579.1000000000001, "text": " Lock it in."}, {"start": 1580.1000000000001, "end": 1594.5800000000002, "text": " I have not had as much fun on an ARPG yet, aside from Diablo 4."}, {"start": 1594.5800000000002, "end": 1596.42, "text": " Or nothing's beaten Diablo 4 for me."}, {"start": 1596.42, "end": 1600.3000000000002, "text": " Then again, I also only played the game for like 4 days."}, {"start": 1600.3000000000002, "end": 1610.0600000000002, "text": " And I feel like we're already at the end of the game."}, {"start": 1610.06, "end": 1610.56, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 1614.76, "end": 1615.96, "text": " We don't know Moonrocks."}, {"start": 1615.96, "end": 1617.06, "text": " They're tree."}, {"start": 1617.76, "end": 1619.76, "text": " Trees coated in wax and Keith."}, {"start": 1619.76, "end": 1621.36, "text": " Geez, okay."}, {"start": 1629.06, "end": 1630.26, "text": " Speedrun this shit."}, {"start": 1640.06, "end": 1647.06, "text": " Wait this way."}, {"start": 1647.06, "end": 1649.06, "text": " Mmmmm."}, {"start": 1649.06, "end": 1654.1399999999999, "text": " With G4 I had an actual end game it would be good."}, {"start": 1654.1399999999999, "end": 1655.1399999999999, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 1655.1399999999999, "end": 1663.8999999999999, "text": " I mean, Vicky and I got to a part where we're trying to like get the uh, what is it called?"}, {"start": 1663.8999999999999, "end": 1667.94, "text": " What are the divine rolls or something when like Gear can like amplify?"}, {"start": 1667.94, "end": 1672.5, "text": " like looking for yellows that have three divine roles on it or whatever. Something like at"}, {"start": 1672.5, "end": 1677.44, "text": " that point, I don't really know what more there is. You go for a divine role, you hope"}, {"start": 1677.44, "end": 1684.22, "text": " it's good RNG, a bunch of divine roles, and then you can enchant, and then re-roll one,"}, {"start": 1684.22, "end": 1689.02, "text": " and then you can transfigure it, and you just hope it's the best. Is there anything else"}, {"start": 1689.02, "end": 1696.02, "text": " you can do in diablo i don't think there is gear progression wise"}, {"start": 1697.78, "end": 1698.6, "text": " so"}, {"start": 1698.6, "end": 1701.58, "text": " i am really curious to see"}, {"start": 1701.58, "end": 1704.48, "text": " what the fuck does path do"}, {"start": 1704.48, "end": 1707.68, "text": " and everyone is so gung-ho about"}, {"start": 1707.68, "end": 1711.08, "text": " i've been wanting to see forgot like a year or two now"}, {"start": 1711.08, "end": 1714.34, "text": " and i've never seen it cause i was quit"}, {"start": 1714.3400000000001, "end": 1716.3400000000001, "text": " Hopefully I don't quit this time."}, {"start": 1744.3400000000001, "end": 1754.3400000000001, "text": " We got a week before the new huge update, yeah, one week."}, {"start": 1774.3400000000001, "end": 1783.5800000000002, "text": " Okay, you go here, bang to the bang."}, {"start": 1783.5800000000002, "end": 1791.1000000000001, "text": " I made a whirlwind barb in D4 and named him Purple Nerpel."}, {"start": 1791.1000000000001, "end": 1792.1000000000001, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 1792.1000000000001, "end": 1793.94, "text": " Man, thanks for sharing."}, {"start": 1793.94, "end": 1794.94, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 1794.94, "end": 1795.44, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 1814.66, "end": 1815.16, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 1818.28, "end": 1819.96, "text": " Should I get into my stash and just..."}, {"start": 1819.96, "end": 1820.6200000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1820.6200000000001, "end": 1825.14, "text": " Oh, I'm fucking solo self-found."}, {"start": 1825.14, "end": 1828.18, "text": " Well, how do I have all of these things here, then?"}, {"start": 1828.18, "end": 1831.7, "text": " Frenzy, Talisman, what is this?"}, {"start": 1831.7, "end": 1840.18, "text": " Hey, why do I have a stash?"}, {"start": 1840.18, "end": 1842.5400000000002, "text": " From other SSF characters."}, {"start": 1842.5400000000002, "end": 1843.5400000000002, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1843.5400000000002, "end": 1847.18, "text": " So, SSF is, like, self-account-found?"}, {"start": 1847.18, "end": 1853.5800000000002, "text": " found? I was gonna say like this stash looks different than the stash on any"}, {"start": 1853.5800000000002, "end": 1861.0600000000002, "text": " other character I've played the past week. Interesting, I didn't know that."}, {"start": 1867.0600000000002, "end": 1875.5800000000002, "text": " Ooh, uncut support gem, I've got magnified area. Eyes will steal these and use them."}, {"start": 1875.58, "end": 1886.1799999999998, "text": " furious slam okay well I think the priority here"}, {"start": 1888.46, "end": 1894.08, "text": " chain to fiery death let me see what the fuck the build does checking"}, {"start": 1894.08, "end": 1909.08, "text": " PoE 2 builds. Click off show recommended gems at the bottom. I will hang on. I think this"}, {"start": 1909.08, "end": 1923.3799999999999, "text": " is the one I was using, right? Yeah, this looks what I was using. Alright, well, so the skill"}, {"start": 1923.38, "end": 1926.3000000000002, "text": " general order is to"}, {"start": 1926.3000000000002, "end": 1933.3000000000002, "text": " for support general order of a virgin one and zenith one"}, {"start": 1940.8600000000001, "end": 1947.8600000000001, "text": " audio just about to drop a gun"}, {"start": 1947.8600000000001, "end": 1952.66, "text": " Any news on when Dark is dungeon playthrough? No news."}, {"start": 1952.66, "end": 1957.5800000000002, "text": " We asked the guy who's making it and he says he's swamped with other shit right now."}, {"start": 1957.5800000000002, "end": 1963.2600000000002, "text": " So, maybe a month? I was supposed to have played it like four months ago."}, {"start": 1963.2600000000002, "end": 1966.2600000000002, "text": " So, your guess is as good as mine from there."}, {"start": 1966.2600000000002, "end": 1971.22, "text": " Yeah, I guess he's working on a new title."}, {"start": 1971.22, "end": 1978.88, "text": " He's busy, I don't know."}, {"start": 1978.88, "end": 1979.88, "text": " Just calls his arn."}, {"start": 1979.88, "end": 1982.4, "text": " He could explain PoE2 to sun glitters."}, {"start": 1982.4, "end": 1985.92, "text": " Could also play the game."}, {"start": 1985.92, "end": 1992.24, "text": " I'm wondering, it says to take Burgeon 1 and then Xenith 1 for Volcano, but I do have"}, {"start": 1992.24, "end": 1993.88, "text": " a skill gem too."}, {"start": 1993.88, "end": 2005.38, "text": " So I want to see if maybe there's like a support skill too I should get instead."}, {"start": 2005.38, "end": 2008.8000000000002, "text": " In Act 1 you start off using Entangle and Contagion to clear with main single target"}, {"start": 2008.8000000000002, "end": 2014.0, "text": " AAS, Spell being Volcano, Burgeon, until we get Bone Storm at which point we will drop"}, {"start": 2014.0, "end": 2016.24, "text": " Volcano and give it to Bone Storm."}, {"start": 2016.24, "end": 2019.24, "text": " So what does Bone Storm have here?"}, {"start": 2019.24, "end": 2021.24, "text": " Considered casting"}, {"start": 2023.84, "end": 2029.96, "text": " Support spell skills that hit enemies and you cast yourself boosting damage at the cost of cast speed"}, {"start": 2037.24, "end": 2039.24, "text": " I don't know I don't know fuck it"}, {"start": 2042.32, "end": 2044.32, "text": " I'm just not gonna have any support gems"}, {"start": 2044.32, "end": 2055.48, "text": " Ooh, wait, I can gamble right now, hang on."}, {"start": 2055.48, "end": 2063.0, "text": " Plus one all lightning spells, plus mana, 31% spell damage."}, {"start": 2063.0, "end": 2071.4, "text": " So what I don't understand, and this is actually confusing me, is there just no, like, base"}, {"start": 2071.4, "end": 2087.92, "text": " damage on staffs so like what why not just get a staff at level one they have"}, {"start": 2087.92, "end": 2097.1600000000003, "text": " spells instead but I don't give a shit higher level staffs become better"}, {"start": 2097.16, "end": 2101.7799999999997, "text": " modifiers well I mean that's the thing I've gotten 94% increased spell damage on"}, {"start": 2101.7799999999997, "end": 2107.7799999999997, "text": " a yellow staff at level one before. 62% cold damage."}, {"start": 2114.7799999999997, "end": 2115.7799999999997, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 2127.16, "end": 2129.16, "text": " Wow, you're welcome."}, {"start": 2129.64, "end": 2131.64, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 2132.3599999999997, "end": 2134.3599999999997, "text": " I can't buy anymore."}, {"start": 2140.08, "end": 2146.56, "text": " 61% increased spell damage and 18% cast speed. Is this not really good?"}, {"start": 2147.3999999999996, "end": 2149.8399999999997, "text": " Like why would I give a fuck about the mana regen?"}, {"start": 2151.2, "end": 2155.12, "text": " Or the max mana? Or a plus one to lightning spells?"}, {"start": 2157.16, "end": 2168.58, "text": " Plus skills is always OP."}, {"start": 2168.58, "end": 2175.92, "text": " I don't use any lightning spells though."}, {"start": 2175.92, "end": 2177.6, "text": " That's also level 3, I see."}, {"start": 2177.6, "end": 2182.92, "text": " You will."}, {"start": 2182.92, "end": 2186.44, "text": " I guess Thunderstorm?"}, {"start": 2186.44, "end": 2188.2200000000003, "text": " The thunderstorm isn't really my damage."}, {"start": 2188.2200000000003, "end": 2192.7200000000003, "text": " All this is, is to make my entangle, or like, my roots, become overgrown."}, {"start": 2192.7200000000003, "end": 2195.2200000000003, "text": " That's all that's for."}, {"start": 2195.2200000000003, "end": 2205.66, "text": " I back the plus one to all skills."}, {"start": 2205.66, "end": 2211.16, "text": " Plus one to all cold spells."}, {"start": 2211.16, "end": 2211.66, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 2218.16, "end": 2219.16, "text": " Yeah, fuck that."}, {"start": 2219.96, "end": 2221.66, "text": " Cell. Cell."}, {"start": 2229.16, "end": 2230.66, "text": " Plus 40 max mana."}, {"start": 2232.8599999999997, "end": 2237.46, "text": " Okay, so 33 more spell damage, less max mana, increased cast speed."}, {"start": 2237.46, "end": 2242.46, "text": " Isn't this staff better?"}, {"start": 2242.46, "end": 2250.46, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 2250.46, "end": 2251.46, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 2251.46, "end": 2252.46, "text": " Cell."}, {"start": 2252.46, "end": 2255.46, "text": " Keep that."}, {"start": 2255.46, "end": 2256.46, "text": " Magnified area."}, {"start": 2256.46, "end": 2261.46, "text": " What do I use this on?"}, {"start": 2261.46, "end": 2265.46, "text": " Fucking nothing."}, {"start": 2265.46, "end": 2269.54, "text": " Let's throw it here for now."}, {"start": 2269.54, "end": 2274.54, "text": " Take it out."}, {"start": 2274.54, "end": 2288.7, "text": " Alright, time to quest."}, {"start": 2288.7, "end": 2294.78, "text": " Wait, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 2294.78, "end": 2296.78, "text": " That fells over here now?"}, {"start": 2305.28, "end": 2305.78, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 2306.28, "end": 2307.28, "text": " Always has been?"}, {"start": 2307.28, "end": 2308.28, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 2309.0800000000004, "end": 2310.78, "text": " SSF, it's on the right."}, {"start": 2311.28, "end": 2311.78, "text": " That's it?"}, {"start": 2311.78, "end": 2313.78, "text": " It's weird, but okay, sure."}, {"start": 2318.5800000000004, "end": 2319.78, "text": " So what is my FPS?"}, {"start": 2319.78, "end": 2320.78, "text": " What is going on here?"}, {"start": 2320.78, "end": 2321.78, "text": " I'm lagging."}, {"start": 2324.78, "end": 2337.98, "text": " Something's going on."}, {"start": 2337.98, "end": 2350.4, "text": " Maybe windowed fullscreen is fucking me, I don't know."}, {"start": 2350.4, "end": 2351.4, "text": " Here's NVIDIA DLSS."}, {"start": 2351.4, "end": 2352.4, "text": " I don't know, sure."}, {"start": 2352.4, "end": 2353.4, "text": " I'll try it."}, {"start": 2353.4, "end": 2354.4, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 2354.4, "end": 2355.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2355.4, "end": 2356.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2356.4, "end": 2357.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2357.4, "end": 2358.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2358.4, "end": 2359.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2359.4, "end": 2385.4, "text": " I don't want to look at my FPS, F1."}, {"start": 2385.4, "end": 2394.44, "text": " Just not feel not good"}, {"start": 2402.84, "end": 2404.84, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 2407.8, "end": 2410.8, "text": " Sorry, yes, that's just a game I think"}, {"start": 2410.8, "end": 2415.4, "text": " Shaders, huh?"}, {"start": 2415.4, "end": 2440.6000000000004, "text": " Can I fuck with shaders and get those to fuck off?"}, {"start": 2440.6, "end": 2446.14, "text": " ground FPS cap, just lower that to 8. That doesn't need to be good. Number of"}, {"start": 2446.14, "end": 2454.8399999999997, "text": " lights, shadows, sun quality. You play 4k resolution. Should I lower it?"}, {"start": 2461.3199999999997, "end": 2468.04, "text": " Huh. The thing is I can't even lower it."}, {"start": 2470.6, "end": 2477.6, "text": " How do I lower it?"}, {"start": 2477.6, "end": 2483.36, "text": " DLSS balance for 4k?"}, {"start": 2483.36, "end": 2486.64, "text": " Whatever, I'm just gonna fucking play this."}, {"start": 2486.64, "end": 2487.64, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 2487.64, "end": 2488.64, "text": " It's all fucking fine."}, {"start": 2488.64, "end": 2489.64, "text": " Screw it."}, {"start": 2489.64, "end": 2494.2, "text": " Okay, I gotta find that stupid frost bitch."}, {"start": 2494.2, "end": 2500.2, "text": " Ooh, mudmorrow, found it."}, {"start": 2500.2000000000003, "end": 2507.2000000000003, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 2507.2000000000003, "end": 2518.2000000000003, "text": " Ice bitch, don't day."}, {"start": 2518.2000000000003, "end": 2540.76, "text": " I already know I'm gonna get like slap long sprinting and just trip face first to die"}, {"start": 2540.76, "end": 2544.0600000000004, "text": " I need to put my skins on too. I don't look very good"}, {"start": 2570.76, "end": 2580.76, "text": " 8% fire resist, no way."}, {"start": 2580.76, "end": 2581.76, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2581.76, "end": 2588.76, "text": " Alright, let me make myself look real pretty here."}, {"start": 2588.76, "end": 2593.5200000000004, "text": " Cosmetics, skills, entangle."}, {"start": 2593.5200000000004, "end": 2594.5200000000004, "text": " Thoughts on this?"}, {"start": 2594.5200000000004, "end": 2597.38, "text": " Look at these vines."}, {"start": 2597.38, "end": 2599.38, "text": " I thought this was the coolest thing ever."}, {"start": 2603.38, "end": 2604.38, "text": " Pretty sick."}, {"start": 2605.38, "end": 2606.38, "text": " Hello kitty cat."}, {"start": 2607.38, "end": 2608.38, "text": " Volcano?"}, {"start": 2608.38, "end": 2609.38, "text": " What are we thinking here?"}, {"start": 2612.38, "end": 2613.38, "text": " Well, I'll let it load in."}, {"start": 2615.38, "end": 2616.38, "text": " Green Volcano?"}, {"start": 2617.38, "end": 2618.38, "text": " With green skulls?"}, {"start": 2619.38, "end": 2620.38, "text": " Or?"}, {"start": 2624.38, "end": 2626.38, "text": " Let it load in. Hang on, I'm coming."}, {"start": 2627.38, "end": 2651.1600000000003, "text": " for that or all natural green I thought green to personally when I play and then dodge roll"}, {"start": 2651.16, "end": 2664.1, "text": " effect. Alright, let it, let it load, let it load. Then, cosmetic-wise, make myself"}, {"start": 2664.1, "end": 2668.5, "text": " look pretty. Give me a second, hang on. We go character, we go bang, we get that weapon"}, {"start": 2668.5, "end": 2676.04, "text": " on. We snag this chest. We snag that helmet. I thought this looked sick. I'm going to plant"}, {"start": 2676.04, "end": 2692.2, "text": " drew a theme, I am a plant. I thought it's kind of drippy. I'll be honest, everything"}, {"start": 2692.2, "end": 2698.12, "text": " else, I don't know, I don't know what's going on over there, but all their armor looks"}, {"start": 2698.12, "end": 2706.08, "text": " ugly. It's really hard to find any cosmetics that are actually good looking in my opinion"}, {"start": 2706.08, "end": 2707.08, "text": " in this game."}, {"start": 2707.08, "end": 2718.08, "text": " What the hell is the hold on? I got a chance. What is even? What am I changing there?"}, {"start": 2718.08, "end": 2723.58, "text": " Uh, how do I get- I go to the store."}, {"start": 2723.58, "end": 2725.2599999999998, "text": " No, escape."}, {"start": 2725.2599999999998, "end": 2726.7599999999998, "text": " Micro-transaction."}, {"start": 2726.7599999999998, "end": 2727.7599999999998, "text": " My cosmetics."}, {"start": 2727.7599999999998, "end": 2729.7599999999998, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 2729.7599999999998, "end": 2734.0, "text": " Oh, so one just takes the hat off."}, {"start": 2734.0, "end": 2735.72, "text": " No, you gotta play with the hat."}, {"start": 2735.72, "end": 2737.92, "text": " The hat's so cool."}, {"start": 2737.92, "end": 2740.92, "text": " And then pants."}, {"start": 2740.92, "end": 2743.64, "text": " I'm gonna just do a full set."}, {"start": 2743.64, "end": 2746.68, "text": " There's also like- like this is- there's this."}, {"start": 2746.68, "end": 2748.04, "text": " This shit is fucking- it looks like a four-fold."}, {"start": 2748.04, "end": 2749.04, "text": " Mortnite skin."}, {"start": 2750.64, "end": 2751.64, "text": " Like, actually."}, {"start": 2752.94, "end": 2753.94, "text": " Of course I bought it."}, {"start": 2756.74, "end": 2757.74, "text": " What is this shit?"}, {"start": 2767.64, "end": 2768.94, "text": " Give me my hat back, one sec."}, {"start": 2778.04, "end": 2786.56, "text": " There's also like back attachments, like clearly you can see that I've swiped."}, {"start": 2786.56, "end": 2789.82, "text": " I mean this is just ridiculous."}, {"start": 2789.82, "end": 2791.96, "text": " This is fucking ridiculous."}, {"start": 2791.96, "end": 2798.7599999999998, "text": " It's subtle, but whatever, sure."}, {"start": 2798.7599999999998, "end": 2799.7599999999998, "text": " Ridiculous."}, {"start": 2799.7599999999998, "end": 2800.7599999999998, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 2800.7599999999998, "end": 2806.7599999999998, "text": " I don't know what that does, it's fine, I guess."}, {"start": 2806.76, "end": 2807.26, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 2808.46, "end": 2809.96, "text": " But it's all kind of just ugly."}, {"start": 2810.26, "end": 2811.46, "text": " It's a random guitar."}, {"start": 2812.1600000000003, "end": 2815.36, "text": " The wings are hideous. I don't know who plays with wings in this game. Look at this."}, {"start": 2816.86, "end": 2818.6600000000003, "text": " I don't even get to see the fucking floor."}, {"start": 2820.5600000000004, "end": 2821.26, "text": " Capes."}, {"start": 2821.6600000000003, "end": 2822.36, "text": " Capes."}, {"start": 2823.76, "end": 2824.36, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 2831.26, "end": 2834.26, "text": " But your name is Cabbage Guy. I am Cabbage Guy."}, {"start": 2834.76, "end": 2835.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2836.76, "end": 2845.76, "text": " Ugh. Skills. You know, tangle, dodge roll effect, done, consumables, fuck that, extras, portal."}, {"start": 2850.76, "end": 2856.76, "text": " I like how the portals just don't load in, initially. I like that portal."}, {"start": 2859.76, "end": 2862.76, "text": " Do I want a character effect?"}, {"start": 2862.76, "end": 2871.28, "text": " I don't think I do."}, {"start": 2871.28, "end": 2872.6800000000003, "text": " I think they're just too much."}, {"start": 2872.6800000000003, "end": 2875.32, "text": " They're ugly."}, {"start": 2875.32, "end": 2877.4, "text": " Apparitions don't have one."}, {"start": 2877.4, "end": 2878.4, "text": " Nothing there."}, {"start": 2878.4, "end": 2881.0, "text": " Do I care about a pet?"}, {"start": 2881.0, "end": 2882.48, "text": " Abyssal Phoenix."}, {"start": 2882.48, "end": 2883.48, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 2883.48, "end": 2889.0, "text": " It kind of matches my shimmy, you know?"}, {"start": 2889.0, "end": 2906.08, "text": " But eh, I'm gonna mistake it for an enemy."}, {"start": 2906.08, "end": 2928.6, "text": " a lot. Alright, I am good. Let's get back to work. I need to go to the mudbarrow. I"}, {"start": 2928.6, "end": 2933.52, "text": " need to go kill the plant fucker. I think there's also a chest somewhere that gives"}, {"start": 2933.52, "end": 2942.34, "text": " you a skill gym which I'd really like to have as I'd be needing some skill gyms"}, {"start": 2942.34, "end": 2949.66, "text": " where's the grailwood need that too at this point commit to full green and use"}, {"start": 2949.66, "end": 2957.54, "text": " the base vines I kind of like the blue vines blue vines are just sick they're"}, {"start": 2957.54, "end": 2959.54, "text": " They're not even blind. They're chains."}, {"start": 2963.54, "end": 2965.54, "text": " Is it near the waypoint?"}, {"start": 2965.54, "end": 2967.54, "text": " Near waypoint? Okay."}, {"start": 2967.54, "end": 2969.54, "text": " It's like you know Act 1 better than me."}, {"start": 2970.54, "end": 2972.54, "text": " Impressive."}, {"start": 2982.54, "end": 2984.54, "text": " Hello, am I blind?"}, {"start": 2984.54, "end": 2989.94, "text": " I know the way points right here, but where's that chest at? That has the skill gem in it?"}, {"start": 2994.7, "end": 3002.54, "text": " Or is it at mysterious campsite? Oh, it's at checkpoint. Okay, I didn't see that."}, {"start": 3003.54, "end": 3005.54, "text": " It's literally right here, abandoned stash."}, {"start": 3009.38, "end": 3012.42, "text": " Let's get... contagion."}, {"start": 3014.54, "end": 3019.54, "text": " What's it under? Coltust? Aha."}, {"start": 3025.54, "end": 3032.54, "text": " And I leveled. Grats me. Plus 10% Spell Dam, take that."}, {"start": 3035.54, "end": 3042.54, "text": " You should get Frostbomb. Yep, Frostbomb is on my to-do list as well, to help me with bosses."}, {"start": 3044.54, "end": 3056.42, "text": " I also need to find, wait, am I doing Val?"}, {"start": 3056.42, "end": 3058.38, "text": " The little Val dungeon bullshit?"}, {"start": 3058.38, "end": 3066.86, "text": " I'm pretty sure I am, right?"}, {"start": 3066.86, "end": 3070.38, "text": " Pretty sure."}, {"start": 3070.38, "end": 3074.5, "text": " That was the other thing that couldn't, Viki and I could not believe it."}, {"start": 3074.5, "end": 3080.9, "text": " Have any of you guys tried the new season of Val or whatever, like in co-op?"}, {"start": 3080.9, "end": 3082.58, "text": " Oh yeah, I found the boss."}, {"start": 3082.58, "end": 3085.46, "text": " Have you guys tried it at all?"}, {"start": 3085.46, "end": 3088.14, "text": " It's so bad, it doesn't work."}, {"start": 3088.14, "end": 3091.22, "text": " And I couldn't believe it."}, {"start": 3091.2200000000003, "end": 3095.1400000000003, "text": " They're like you literally can't really play the season co-op"}, {"start": 3112.1800000000003, "end": 3114.1800000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3121.2200000000003, "end": 3140.9, "text": " Keeps fucking dodging me."}, {"start": 3140.9, "end": 3144.7400000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3144.7400000000002, "end": 3148.5800000000004, "text": " Two gross shield, yuck."}, {"start": 3148.5800000000004, "end": 3149.5800000000004, "text": " Skill gem two."}, {"start": 3149.58, "end": 3156.58, "text": " Let's go ahead and get Frostbomb."}, {"start": 3156.58, "end": 3162.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3162.7, "end": 3166.5, "text": " You basically need to cheese the temple layout and I think they've nerfed most of the rewards"}, {"start": 3166.5, "end": 3168.02, "text": " because cheesing it was too strong."}, {"start": 3168.02, "end": 3169.86, "text": " Yeah, I don't know anything about that."}, {"start": 3169.86, "end": 3175.22, "text": " I just know that whenever we tried to do it, it would just bug out and one of us just"}, {"start": 3175.22, "end": 3178.06, "text": " didn't get to do it."}, {"start": 3178.06, "end": 3180.56, "text": " And you know not understanding the game very well"}, {"start": 3181.34, "end": 3185.4, "text": " For all I know the Val temple bullshit doesn't really matter. It's not a big deal"}, {"start": 3185.48, "end": 3191.02, "text": " But I don't know and I'm thinking oh, so she gets to the temple. She's gonna scale away farther than me"}, {"start": 3191.02, "end": 3193.52, "text": " I'm missing out on an entire big part of the game"}, {"start": 3194.46, "end": 3196.16, "text": " This sucks"}, {"start": 3196.16, "end": 3200.9, "text": " We actually quit like four times because the Val season mechanic pisses off so much"}, {"start": 3200.9, "end": 3210.9, "text": " The temple is not important. Well, we didn't know that."}, {"start": 3210.9, "end": 3212.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3225.26, "end": 3233.78, "text": " Do you do a volcano we want virgin like a glove"}, {"start": 3240.9, "end": 3255.9, "text": " I don't think it's better though, actually."}, {"start": 3255.9, "end": 3259.9, "text": " 54% increased spell damage, mine 61%..."}, {"start": 3259.9, "end": 3262.9, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3262.9, "end": 3266.9, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 3266.9, "end": 3268.9, "text": " That's a big plus one."}, {"start": 3268.9, "end": 3270.9, "text": " I don't use any lighting spells."}, {"start": 3284.9, "end": 3289.9, "text": " Have you reached Act 4 before? No. I have not."}, {"start": 3298.9, "end": 3306.7400000000002, "text": " back for super great all right well you know what give me a give me a bit and"}, {"start": 3306.7400000000002, "end": 3313.2200000000003, "text": " come back when I'm there that's gonna be a while I am kind of gonna be speed"}, {"start": 3313.2200000000003, "end": 3319.26, "text": " running a lot speed running but for me speed running a large chunk of the game"}, {"start": 3319.26, "end": 3324.5, "text": " until at what point am I gonna start paying attention and giving a fucking"}, {"start": 3324.5, "end": 3331.5, "text": " again. Like some sand level I feel like."}, {"start": 3337.7, "end": 3344.7, "text": " Act 2 maybe, that's as far as I've been."}, {"start": 3354.5, "end": 3358.5, "text": " God damn it, she fucked. I'm trying to blow her ass up but she goes in viz."}, {"start": 3374.5, "end": 3376.5, "text": " Support jam."}, {"start": 3378.5, "end": 3380.5, "text": " What do I want to get again?"}, {"start": 3380.5, "end": 3383.68, "text": " Attack 2."}, {"start": 3383.68, "end": 3384.68, "text": " Zenith."}, {"start": 3384.68, "end": 3390.12, "text": " Support spell skills, supported skills deal more damage while you are above 90% of your"}, {"start": 3390.12, "end": 3392.2, "text": " maximum mana."}, {"start": 3392.2, "end": 3395.72, "text": " That does not modify skills used by minions."}, {"start": 3395.72, "end": 3396.72, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 3396.72, "end": 3400.4, "text": " So I need to make sure I'm always topped off on mana?"}, {"start": 3400.4, "end": 3413.88, "text": " It's going to be annoying, really."}, {"start": 3413.88, "end": 3416.6800000000003, "text": " Right now I'm activate 5 additional- oh fuck that."}, {"start": 3416.6800000000003, "end": 3419.08, "text": " Search to grow for evidence of some bullshit."}, {"start": 3419.08, "end": 3429.08, "text": " I think I need to check that house, actually."}, {"start": 3429.08, "end": 3431.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3440.68, "end": 3442.68, "text": " There's this"}, {"start": 3442.6800000000003, "end": 3466.9600000000005, "text": " I've got no HP here."}, {"start": 3466.96, "end": 3467.76, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 3480.32, "end": 3482.96, "text": " Gotta make sure I'm top-down, man. That is so obnoxious."}, {"start": 3496.96, "end": 3526.16, "text": " I'm looking for like"}, {"start": 3526.16, "end": 3533.64, "text": " I want to make nails or something so I need to go to like the rust metal place called someplace"}, {"start": 3552.0, "end": 3554.2799999999997, "text": " The red veil yeah, that's what it's called"}, {"start": 3556.16, "end": 3569.8399999999997, "text": " So here's the Grim Tangle, I'll need that for later."}, {"start": 3569.8399999999997, "end": 3576.3599999999997, "text": " Where the fuck is the red veil?"}, {"start": 3576.3599999999997, "end": 3581.44, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 3581.44, "end": 3590.88, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3590.88, "end": 3600.36, "text": " Ooh, a tattered robe."}, {"start": 3600.36, "end": 3606.6, "text": " Wow, garbage."}, {"start": 3606.6, "end": 3607.6, "text": " Level five?"}, {"start": 3607.6, "end": 3608.8, "text": " Okay, well it's rarity increase."}, {"start": 3608.8, "end": 3619.6400000000003, "text": " like that. Fuck all the gear. All the gear feels so boring in this game. Nothing"}, {"start": 3619.6400000000003, "end": 3625.36, "text": " actually feels good. I don't know what, like, I don't know any stat on any gear"}, {"start": 3625.36, "end": 3632.7400000000002, "text": " that I care about. Besides maybe weapon. At least in the leveling phase. Maybe end"}, {"start": 3632.7400000000002, "end": 3637.4, "text": " game it gets different, but like right now it's just, I'm just a Diablo freak. I"}, {"start": 3637.4, "end": 3643.1, "text": " really am I like that instant satisfaction and dopamine finding"}, {"start": 3643.1, "end": 3647.8, "text": " legendaries while leveling etc don't get that here"}, {"start": 3650.8, "end": 3657.56, "text": " I need a belt whoops because you don't know how to use the currency that could"}, {"start": 3657.56, "end": 3663.32, "text": " be it sure could be user user error"}, {"start": 3667.4, "end": 3674.4, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3674.4, "end": 3680.4, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3680.4, "end": 3682.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3704.56, "end": 3706.8, "text": " Got a contagion is so strong"}, {"start": 3710.4, "end": 3736.4, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3736.4, "end": 3738.4, "text": " a last one"}, {"start": 3738.4, "end": 3740.4, "text": " No peace to be had here"}, {"start": 3751.92, "end": 3753.92, "text": " There is"}, {"start": 3798.4, "end": 3823.36, "text": " I don't think I give a shit about anything here."}, {"start": 3823.36, "end": 3833.1200000000003, "text": " Alright, let's go home."}, {"start": 3833.1200000000003, "end": 3836.56, "text": " Check the boots for run speed."}, {"start": 3836.56, "end": 3837.56, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 3837.56, "end": 3838.56, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 3838.56, "end": 3843.56, "text": " There's a wand."}, {"start": 3843.56, "end": 3848.48, "text": " Let's go here."}, {"start": 3848.48, "end": 3850.48, "text": " Make some nails."}, {"start": 3850.48, "end": 3857.96, "text": " I do want to identify everything, but I have to like buy a bunch of these scrolls first."}, {"start": 3857.96, "end": 3860.36, "text": " Maybe it's worth it."}, {"start": 3860.36, "end": 3862.8, "text": " I don't know if salvaging is worth it in this game."}, {"start": 3862.8, "end": 3863.8, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 3863.8, "end": 3867.0, "text": " I don't know if identifying and then saving or selling is worth in this game."}, {"start": 3867.0, "end": 3868.0, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 3868.0, "end": 3872.0, "text": " Okay, we got skill gems."}, {"start": 3872.0, "end": 3874.68, "text": " Level six."}, {"start": 3874.68, "end": 3876.8, "text": " Can't use that yet."}, {"start": 3876.8, "end": 3877.8, "text": " Level two."}, {"start": 3877.8, "end": 3882.0, "text": " We'll get Volcano level 2, support gem."}, {"start": 3884.52, "end": 3885.52, "text": " I want Burgeon."}, {"start": 3886.96, "end": 3890.48, "text": " Actually, Volcano is done."}, {"start": 3891.2400000000002, "end": 3895.88, "text": " So next priority is Entangle."}, {"start": 3901.44, "end": 3903.52, "text": " I want Controlled Destruction."}, {"start": 3906.2400000000002, "end": 3907.2400000000002, "text": " What does that do?"}, {"start": 3907.8, "end": 3916.8, "text": " Where's control destruction?"}, {"start": 3916.8, "end": 3918.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3918.8, "end": 3922.36, "text": " Oh, shit, I'm missing int."}, {"start": 3922.36, "end": 3927.04, "text": " So supported spells deal 25% more hit damage."}, {"start": 3927.04, "end": 3932.8, "text": " As I say, more hit damage, not just more hit, or sorry, just more damage."}, {"start": 3932.8, "end": 3939.8, "text": " Okay, any damage that isn't... Okay, so not damage over time. Got it."}, {"start": 3941.84, "end": 3946.1800000000003, "text": " So hold on. Supported spells deal 20 grams of more hit damage. Supported skills cannot"}, {"start": 3946.1800000000003, "end": 3953.1800000000003, "text": " deal critical hits. Where do I see my crit chance?"}, {"start": 3953.2000000000003, "end": 3960.2000000000003, "text": " It's probably low as fuck. I just wanted to see it."}, {"start": 3962.8, "end": 3965.0, "text": " G and then skill details"}, {"start": 3969.0, "end": 3973.04, "text": " Or skill details, but by the skill arrow"}, {"start": 3978.6800000000003, "end": 3980.6800000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3981.52, "end": 3983.52, "text": " So 10% critical a chance"}, {"start": 3985.04, "end": 3990.76, "text": " So I wouldn't really be gaining I'd only be gaining 15% damage by taking that overall"}, {"start": 3990.76, "end": 3998.48, "text": " Right? Because I'm losing 10% crit chance, which is I assume when you crit it's double"}, {"start": 3998.48, "end": 4019.0, "text": " damage. Quite crazy? Am I understanding that wrong? Critting is only plus 50%, is it? Crit"}, {"start": 4019.0, "end": 4022.84, "text": " is based off your crit multiplier. Well, what's your base crit multiplier? Obviously,"}, {"start": 4022.84, "end": 4031.76, "text": " my crit multiplier is zero right now. Okay, so crit damage is 100%. So yeah, this rune"}, {"start": 4031.76, "end": 4037.36, "text": " that makes it to where I cannot crit, but I hit for 25% more damage, is only a 15% damage"}, {"start": 4037.36, "end": 4045.36, "text": " increase because you would subtract the 10% crit chance. That would do double. Right?"}, {"start": 4045.36, "end": 4053.4, "text": " That's not how the math works."}, {"start": 4053.4, "end": 4061.4, "text": " Is it not?"}, {"start": 4061.4, "end": 4066.36, "text": " It's 15% more damage, you get nothing from randomly critting once every 10 hits."}, {"start": 4066.36, "end": 4068.36, "text": " Well, if you hit..."}, {"start": 4068.36, "end": 4069.36, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 4069.36, "end": 4082.08, "text": " Do I need to fucking... am I actually wrong here?"}, {"start": 4082.08, "end": 4086.4, "text": " If you hit for a hundred, and then you up it by 25%, you're now hitting for a hundred"}, {"start": 4086.4, "end": 4089.1200000000003, "text": " and twenty-five, right?"}, {"start": 4089.1200000000003, "end": 4092.52, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 4092.52, "end": 4099.58, "text": " So if you hit 10 times with 125 times 10, you're going to do 1,250 damage."}, {"start": 4099.58, "end": 4107.48, "text": " If you clear that and you do 100 10 times, and then one of them crits, it comes out to"}, {"start": 4107.48, "end": 4108.48, "text": " 1,200."}, {"start": 4108.48, "end": 4114.06, "text": " No, it would come out to less than that."}, {"start": 4114.06, "end": 4118.48, "text": " If you hit 100 or 10 times, you do 1,000, but then one of them crits for double damage,"}, {"start": 4118.48, "end": 4119.48, "text": " so plus 100."}, {"start": 4119.48, "end": 4121.92, "text": " You're doing 1,100 damage."}, {"start": 4121.92, "end": 4124.16, "text": " So we're talking 1100 to 1250."}, {"start": 4127.16, "end": 4130.4, "text": " So it is a damage increase, but is that not 15%?"}, {"start": 4130.4, "end": 4131.32, "text": " It's like crazy."}, {"start": 4131.32, "end": 4132.16, "text": " I guess not."}, {"start": 4133.2, "end": 4134.96, "text": " Who cares, whatever, follow the guide,"}, {"start": 4134.96, "end": 4136.36, "text": " they're smarter than me."}, {"start": 4137.8, "end": 4139.02, "text": " Control destruction."}, {"start": 4147.08, "end": 4148.76, "text": " But there is control destruction."}, {"start": 4150.2, "end": 4151.04, "text": " Oh, that's why."}, {"start": 4151.04, "end": 4153.04, "text": " I can't take any fucking intelligence."}, {"start": 4154.84, "end": 4155.64, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 4157.24, "end": 4159.24, "text": " Okay, just waiting then. Sell it all."}, {"start": 4168.44, "end": 4169.44, "text": " Don't have a belt yet."}, {"start": 4177.64, "end": 4179.14, "text": " I don't know what any of this stuff does."}, {"start": 4181.04, "end": 4197.12, "text": " I've got a gem tab, the fuck, okay."}, {"start": 4197.12, "end": 4213.72, "text": " I've got a rune tab even."}, {"start": 4213.72, "end": 4221.8, "text": " Okay, moving on."}, {"start": 4221.8, "end": 4223.36, "text": " After I gamble."}, {"start": 4223.36, "end": 4224.36, "text": " Twice."}, {"start": 4224.36, "end": 4226.36, "text": " Not fair."}, {"start": 4226.36, "end": 4228.36, "text": " Bad."}, {"start": 4228.36, "end": 4230.36, "text": " Bad."}, {"start": 4236.36, "end": 4238.36, "text": " Why can't I go to the groundwood, hello?"}, {"start": 4247.36, "end": 4249.36, "text": " I don't think I got the waypoint."}, {"start": 4249.36, "end": 4251.36, "text": " I think I'm a fucking idiot."}, {"start": 4254.36, "end": 4263.04, "text": " Shit. Oh, I've just never found it yet. Okay. Oh, I already did that. Shit."}, {"start": 4263.04, "end": 4272.32, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4284.36, "end": 4286.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4294.92, "end": 4296.92, "text": " Hurry the fuck up"}, {"start": 4304.92, "end": 4311.599999999999, "text": " We good, okay return to clear folk encampment you practicing for point five yes"}, {"start": 4311.6, "end": 4332.96, "text": " Yes, yes I am, I'm going to be competing."}, {"start": 4332.96, "end": 4342.96, "text": " I think I can buy the thing now."}, {"start": 4342.96, "end": 4343.96, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4343.96, "end": 4346.96, "text": " Control destruction."}, {"start": 4346.96, "end": 4349.96, "text": " Now return to the entrance to Grimtangle and Growlwood."}, {"start": 4349.96, "end": 4351.96, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 4351.96, "end": 4352.96, "text": " Got that."}, {"start": 4352.96, "end": 4353.96, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 4353.96, "end": 4356.96, "text": " To the bang."}, {"start": 4356.96, "end": 4359.96, "text": " To the bang."}, {"start": 4359.96, "end": 4360.68, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 4361.6, "end": 4362.4800000000005, "text": " To the bang..."}, {"start": 4362.84, "end": 4364.28, "text": " She starts singing and shit."}, {"start": 4364.96, "end": 4366.68, "text": " And then I kill that stupid druid."}, {"start": 4368.6, "end": 4369.36, "text": " Start singing."}, {"start": 4378.64, "end": 4380.08, "text": " Now I'm gonna find the druid."}, {"start": 4380.72, "end": 4381.44, "text": " The cursed..."}, {"start": 4382.44, "end": 4383.32, "text": " Weird guy."}, {"start": 4386.6, "end": 4388.24, "text": " And I also gotta find the Val in here."}, {"start": 4388.24, "end": 4389.44, "text": " Ooh, hold on, yell them up!"}, {"start": 4389.96, "end": 4400.76, "text": " very tanky man"}, {"start": 4419.96, "end": 4426.68, "text": " Zero DPS. It really feels like that. I really don't like volcano. It is a miserable"}, {"start": 4426.68, "end": 4433.04, "text": " spell to cast in like channel. I don't like it at all. But apparently it's, that's"}, {"start": 4433.04, "end": 4440.88, "text": " my spammy button. I put down two roots like that. I put a dot on like that. And"}, {"start": 4440.88, "end": 4447.44, "text": " then I have a frost bomb which kind of reduces their magic resist I guess. And"}, {"start": 4447.4400000000005, "end": 4451.320000000001, "text": " And then from there, it's just spamming this charged up volcano."}, {"start": 4453.820000000001, "end": 4455.9800000000005, "text": " A lot of buttons, I feel like, for level 1."}, {"start": 4466.820000000001, "end": 4468.580000000001, "text": " It says I can walk through, okay."}, {"start": 4469.18, "end": 4472.52, "text": " You only use it past Act 1? Yeah, it does say I replace volcano."}, {"start": 4473.02, "end": 4474.700000000001, "text": " Uhh... in Act 2."}, {"start": 4477.4400000000005, "end": 4486.240000000001, "text": " Okay, reduces shit, get two vines down, charge up the volcano, and he's gone, motherfucker."}, {"start": 4486.240000000001, "end": 4493.160000000001, "text": " Okay, vines down, got him, reduce bullshit, charge it up."}, {"start": 4493.16, "end": 4518.16, "text": " Cheese, that was a dive there."}, {"start": 4518.16, "end": 4520.46, "text": " Okay, I'm looking for the Val shit now."}, {"start": 4523.46, "end": 4524.66, "text": " I'm saying that right, Val."}, {"start": 4526.96, "end": 4528.66, "text": " Jesus Christ, guys, it's relax."}, {"start": 4530.0599999999995, "end": 4530.86, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 4548.16, "end": 4565.16, "text": " I don't even know if it's worth going for him."}, {"start": 4565.16, "end": 4566.16, "text": " I can- oh here it is."}, {"start": 4566.16, "end": 4570.68, "text": " I can position like this where I've already killed the main, like, quest bullshit in the"}, {"start": 4570.68, "end": 4571.68, "text": " area."}, {"start": 4571.68, "end": 4574.0, "text": " Should I keep looking for the val just to get it?"}, {"start": 4574.0, "end": 4576.0, "text": " Or just fucking move on and say screw it"}, {"start": 4582.36, "end": 4584.36, "text": " Move on really"}, {"start": 4585.52, "end": 4587.52, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4590.72, "end": 4593.24, "text": " Right now, I don't want to leave yet. I need to find the exit"}, {"start": 4597.64, "end": 4602.08, "text": " Only speedrun skip it. Okay, so I'm gonna look for it then"}, {"start": 4604.0, "end": 4606.0, "text": " It's whatever"}, {"start": 4617.96, "end": 4619.96, "text": " The fuck's the exit bottom right maybe"}, {"start": 4622.28, "end": 4629.38, "text": " Maybe this opens up over here. No looks like a dead. Oh, there we go. It does open here and then it goes down"}, {"start": 4629.38, "end": 4637.7, "text": " Down and down and down and still going down check point cemetery excellent right here"}, {"start": 4648.38, "end": 4653.9400000000005, "text": " They usually were doing co-op well what happened is we had to keep track if you look at around the red circle"}, {"start": 4653.9400000000005, "end": 4657.02, "text": " There's like five different red gems and when they fill all the way up"}, {"start": 4657.02, "end": 4661.06, "text": " That's when you get to go down into the temple right when we're doing co-op"}, {"start": 4661.06, "end": 4665.700000000001, "text": " We had to keep track of it and if it was at four out of five or like whatever"}, {"start": 4665.700000000001, "end": 4669.46, "text": " I would have to leave the party go find it on my own"}, {"start": 4670.02, "end": 4674.860000000001, "text": " Then do it then we have to regroup after we've both done our val solo"}, {"start": 4676.26, "end": 4681.820000000001, "text": " Because for some reason the devs decided that co-op doesn't matter which is crazy to me"}, {"start": 4681.82, "end": 4689.82, "text": " This is around the time where I'd have to leave the group and go do it on my own."}, {"start": 4689.82, "end": 4704.82, "text": " Sounds like a bug? I don't know. We looked up online to see if other people were complaining about the Val mechanic not being co-op-able, and yes, everyone was complaining that it was not co-op-able."}, {"start": 4704.82, "end": 4708.82, "text": " It's not a bug. Maybe it was a bug, but I'm sure it's how it wasn't getting fixed."}, {"start": 4719.82, "end": 4722.82, "text": " And then we're looking at World Chat, or Viki was."}, {"start": 4722.82, "end": 4729.82, "text": " And in World Chat, there was like people arguing and complaining about Chinese players abusing the Val mechanic or something."}, {"start": 4729.82, "end": 4733.82, "text": " So we're under this impression that it's this crazy important mechanic."}, {"start": 4733.82, "end": 4741.54, "text": " mechanic that we're now not allowed to fucking do because we're playing co-op I"}, {"start": 4741.54, "end": 4748.0199999999995, "text": " understand y'all are saying that it's not a big deal and who gives a fuck it"}, {"start": 4748.0199999999995, "end": 4751.94, "text": " doesn't matter but for people that don't know what's going on in the game I"}, {"start": 4751.94, "end": 4756.94, "text": " don't know what matters all I hear is there's something that's being abused"}, {"start": 4756.94, "end": 4761.86, "text": " and we can't do anything with it for doing co-op feels pretty shitty really"}, {"start": 4761.86, "end": 4763.86, "text": " I really fucking suck."}, {"start": 4766.86, "end": 4768.86, "text": " God, I fucking hate these reflect fucks."}, {"start": 4773.86, "end": 4777.86, "text": " Bro, he's spam-reflecting everything in the game. I can't even..."}, {"start": 4781.86, "end": 4782.86, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4791.86, "end": 4794.86, "text": " Ridiculous."}, {"start": 4803.86, "end": 4804.86, "text": " I'm not healed by the way."}, {"start": 4807.86, "end": 4808.86, "text": " Didn't realize."}, {"start": 4811.86, "end": 4813.86, "text": " Top 1% of players play a different game."}, {"start": 4816.86, "end": 4818.86, "text": " They come up. Yeah, I guess. Usually, yeah."}, {"start": 4821.86, "end": 4846.86, "text": " There's a lot of motherfuckers out here."}, {"start": 4846.86, "end": 4863.66, "text": " God damn!"}, {"start": 4863.66, "end": 4866.98, "text": " Maybe Beagie's been carrying me or something, because I don't remember it being this hectic."}, {"start": 4866.98, "end": 4867.98, "text": " He just kills everything."}, {"start": 4867.98, "end": 4869.48, "text": " I don't even realize."}, {"start": 4869.4800000000005, "end": 4873.200000000001, "text": " I gotta learn some stuff. We will take those"}, {"start": 4878.4800000000005, "end": 4883.040000000001, "text": " How do you deal with these fucking dudes they just reflect everything right?"}, {"start": 4899.4800000000005, "end": 4910.84, "text": " I don't know. I should probably kill myself. You're right. I don't need that. Kick him,"}, {"start": 4910.84, "end": 4912.84, "text": " take staff. Identify it, it's trash."}, {"start": 4934.84, "end": 4936.84, "text": " But I should have kept going down that path."}, {"start": 4940.84, "end": 4954.84, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 4954.84, "end": 4961.84, "text": " It's gone, isn't it?"}, {"start": 4984.84, "end": 4986.84, "text": " This guy's yellow."}, {"start": 5014.84, "end": 5032.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, can I try this again to respawn?"}, {"start": 5032.4400000000005, "end": 5034.4800000000005, "text": " No, that's just gone forever."}, {"start": 5034.4800000000005, "end": 5036.0, "text": " I've never died there before."}, {"start": 5036.66, "end": 5038.66, "text": " Right now"}, {"start": 5050.82, "end": 5053.5, "text": " Dude, how do you kill the shield guys like actually"}, {"start": 5054.7, "end": 5056.08, "text": " What is like?"}, {"start": 5056.08, "end": 5060.16, "text": " You know, you need to get it get in melee. I can't I'll just die faster"}, {"start": 5061.12, "end": 5063.12, "text": " There's no way that's it"}, {"start": 5063.84, "end": 5065.84, "text": " It's behind but"}, {"start": 5066.0, "end": 5086.36, "text": " Jesus Christ, I gotta go home and sell."}, {"start": 5086.36, "end": 5089.08, "text": " If they attack, they can't shield."}, {"start": 5089.08, "end": 5090.08, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 5090.08, "end": 5092.48, "text": " Okay, I'll call."}, {"start": 5092.4800000000005, "end": 5094.4800000000005, "text": " I'll write that down for when the leak comes out."}, {"start": 5098.56, "end": 5099.76, "text": " It's disenchanting worth."}, {"start": 5101.160000000001, "end": 5102.56, "text": " I feel like it just doesn't matter right now."}, {"start": 5109.72, "end": 5110.4400000000005, "text": " No, just sell."}, {"start": 5110.4800000000005, "end": 5110.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5119.68, "end": 5121.88, "text": " Ooh, level three."}, {"start": 5122.4800000000005, "end": 5128.72, "text": " I mean, shouldn't I just upgrade my..."}, {"start": 5128.72, "end": 5135.8, "text": " I guess I should get my entangle leveled up."}, {"start": 5135.8, "end": 5138.4800000000005, "text": " Support gem 2."}, {"start": 5138.4800000000005, "end": 5140.000000000001, "text": " Maybe I do support gem 1."}, {"start": 5140.000000000001, "end": 5141.000000000001, "text": " Contagion."}, {"start": 5141.000000000001, "end": 5145.84, "text": " Can't do magnified area."}, {"start": 5145.84, "end": 5163.0, "text": " I see a magnified area for um... Contagion."}, {"start": 5163.0, "end": 5165.08, "text": " Get Zenith 1 for entangle."}, {"start": 5165.08, "end": 5168.360000000001, "text": " Oh, you're right."}, {"start": 5168.360000000001, "end": 5170.400000000001, "text": " I have fucking magnified area on it right now."}, {"start": 5170.400000000001, "end": 5171.400000000001, "text": " I shouldn't."}, {"start": 5171.400000000001, "end": 5174.56, "text": " I need Zenith."}, {"start": 5174.56, "end": 5180.96, "text": " Why are you copying a shitter build, is it?"}, {"start": 5180.96, "end": 5182.96, "text": " Fine"}, {"start": 5210.96, "end": 5212.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5219.52, "end": 5221.52, "text": " Peer surely"}, {"start": 5226.0, "end": 5228.88, "text": " Imagine coming through"}, {"start": 5228.88, "end": 5245.04, "text": " Jesus Christ, thank God to blah blah."}, {"start": 5245.04, "end": 5247.04, "text": " Let's fuck her again, man!"}, {"start": 5266.56, "end": 5268.56, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5269.84, "end": 5271.84, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 5275.04, "end": 5287.88, "text": " I can't... I'm dead."}, {"start": 5287.88, "end": 5288.88, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 5288.88, "end": 5290.88, "text": " And they're everywhere."}, {"start": 5305.88, "end": 5307.88, "text": " Trying to get that contagion to spread."}, {"start": 5318.88, "end": 5320.88, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5325.24, "end": 5328.46, "text": " There's still skills to level one some of them"}, {"start": 5348.88, "end": 5372.8, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5372.8, "end": 5374.8, "text": " Massacre me"}, {"start": 5382.320000000001, "end": 5386.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, kill all the range guys. Oh my god"}, {"start": 5390.4800000000005, "end": 5392.4800000000005, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5397.16, "end": 5399.16, "text": " That's crazy"}, {"start": 5402.8, "end": 5404.8, "text": " Getting owned out here."}, {"start": 5427.8, "end": 5429.8, "text": " Oh great, they're all fucking alive."}, {"start": 5430.8, "end": 5431.8, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 5432.8, "end": 5440.72, "text": " Oh my Jesus Christ. Please fucking with her down and die."}, {"start": 5448.24, "end": 5451.6, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5451.6, "end": 5458.6, "text": " What is this thing?"}, {"start": 5511.6, "end": 5518.6, "text": " I'm out of mana pots, by the way."}, {"start": 5541.6, "end": 5555.52, "text": " Great, Woven Focus. Increase Coal Damage, Cast Speed, Lighting, Resist, all bunch of shit"}, {"start": 5555.52, "end": 5566.52, "text": " don't care about love that for me I mean all of it shit I don't care"}, {"start": 5615.52, "end": 5643.120000000001, "text": " I got stunned. I don't know what stunned me there."}, {"start": 5643.12, "end": 5651.4, "text": " crazy how do I die to that nice I lose all the loot okay"}, {"start": 5651.400000000001, "end": 5679.000000000001, "text": " And then we do this one."}, {"start": 5679.0, "end": 5691.52, "text": " Checkpoint, forgotten riches."}, {"start": 5691.52, "end": 5696.96, "text": " How do I open this?"}, {"start": 5696.96, "end": 5710.64, "text": " I swear, I vote, or Viki's opened this before."}, {"start": 5710.64, "end": 5721.92, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5721.92, "end": 5731.22, "text": " Max life, armor, energy shield, life regen, I mean sure I guess."}, {"start": 5731.22, "end": 5732.22, "text": " Desert rune."}, {"start": 5732.22, "end": 5739.68, "text": " I don't know what runes in this game do."}, {"start": 5739.68, "end": 5749.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5779.68, "end": 5785.8, "text": " Right these fuckers"}, {"start": 5809.68, "end": 5819.68, "text": " but I win"}, {"start": 5819.68, "end": 5824.68, "text": " whoo"}, {"start": 5824.68, "end": 5829.68, "text": " I hate how when I have my inventory open I have to like drag things in like this"}, {"start": 5829.68, "end": 5838.68, "text": " I absolutely hate that"}, {"start": 5838.68, "end": 5845.68, "text": " pretty good"}, {"start": 5847.1, "end": 5854.6, "text": " then just don't open it"}, {"start": 5854.76, "end": 5861.76, "text": " thank you never thought of that"}, {"start": 5868.68, "end": 5888.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5888.68, "end": 5916.52, "text": " he is like a boarded baby's what am I fighting right now?"}, {"start": 5916.52, "end": 5919.52, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 5947.240000000001, "end": 5949.240000000001, "text": " Yikes"}, {"start": 5952.0, "end": 5955.18, "text": " Five deaths something along those lines"}, {"start": 5971.240000000001, "end": 5974.46, "text": " Where the hell is this shit I've done a full perimeter check damn near"}, {"start": 5974.46, "end": 5978.66, "text": " There's a check- oh, here it is."}, {"start": 5978.66, "end": 5982.02, "text": " Did I kill the Val in this room?"}, {"start": 5982.02, "end": 5985.02, "text": " I don't think I have."}, {"start": 5985.02, "end": 6000.02, "text": " Well, he didn't lock into that, unfortunately."}, {"start": 6030.02, "end": 6056.240000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6056.24, "end": 6058.24, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 6061.719999999999, "end": 6063.44, "text": " Am I out of heals? Okay."}, {"start": 6063.4400000000005, "end": 6065.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6084.52, "end": 6091.620000000001, "text": " Think anything here matters. Yeah, fuck it all wait did I get that? I don't know if I got the valve"}, {"start": 6093.4400000000005, "end": 6099.18, "text": " I don't think I did someone run and grab that really quick it's kind of"}, {"start": 6099.18, "end": 6109.58, "text": " Let me get in the north area."}, {"start": 6109.58, "end": 6111.58, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 6111.58, "end": 6125.58, "text": " Another one over there."}, {"start": 6155.58, "end": 6158.94, "text": " this one stay safe if you can"}, {"start": 6165.42, "end": 6169.42, "text": " sure i don't have a ruins page i do"}, {"start": 6169.42, "end": 6189.14, "text": " So I don't have a belt, that's weird, okay let's gamble."}, {"start": 6189.14, "end": 6190.14, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 6190.14, "end": 6198.34, "text": " 81% increased Veldamage, hold on."}, {"start": 6198.34, "end": 6207.7, "text": " 10 more max met oh no less less 9% mana region it's less fuck his light radius"}, {"start": 6207.7, "end": 6216.860000000001, "text": " it's just worse isn't it level doesn't matter only stats yep weird but yeah"}, {"start": 6216.860000000001, "end": 6239.700000000001, "text": " check the vendor oh yeah I forgot she just has a basic ass vendor to I mean"}, {"start": 6239.700000000001, "end": 6244.9800000000005, "text": " nothing's gonna be better than mine right now I don't think playpoint cemetery"}, {"start": 6244.9800000000005, "end": 6257.92, "text": " give this guy his keys. I did it! Open. You better get a better life flask, yours"}, {"start": 6257.92, "end": 6264.92, "text": " his ass. That'd be great. I will wait to find one."}, {"start": 6287.92, "end": 6289.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6304.68, "end": 6309.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, not sure what happened there that immensely slowed"}, {"start": 6317.92, "end": 6329.88, "text": " Oh, it's this little shit I can't walk in okay"}, {"start": 6407.92, "end": 6433.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6433.92, "end": 6450.88, "text": " 10% move speed love that for me okay and then this way"}, {"start": 6463.92, "end": 6467.4400000000005, "text": " This way the fuck"}, {"start": 6478.8, "end": 6483.08, "text": " Okay, I'm lagging I've got like fucking five FPS it feels like"}, {"start": 6490.4400000000005, "end": 6492.4400000000005, "text": " No, is this the whisper not"}, {"start": 6493.92, "end": 6498.36, "text": " Is that the Wisp?"}, {"start": 6498.36, "end": 6499.36, "text": " Two yellows at once?"}, {"start": 6499.36, "end": 6500.36, "text": " I'm fucked."}, {"start": 6500.36, "end": 6507.6, "text": " It's the shaders loading, okay, well it's fucking me sideways."}, {"start": 6507.6, "end": 6509.6, "text": " I have to poop. Really bad."}, {"start": 6531.280000000001, "end": 6535.4400000000005, "text": " Alright, let's go home really quick. Finish that quest. Got a yellow helmet."}, {"start": 6537.6, "end": 6549.84, "text": " ooo 11% critical hit chance wow I am not allowed to wear it just press escape"}, {"start": 6549.84, "end": 6551.84, "text": " What's that positive game?"}, {"start": 6567.84, "end": 6569.84, "text": " Any intelligence gear?"}, {"start": 6579.84, "end": 6597.92, "text": " plus one level to all physical spell skills is what I do a physical spell is that worth it"}, {"start": 6597.92, "end": 6604.92, "text": " see"}, {"start": 6606.9400000000005, "end": 6610.9800000000005, "text": " see"}, {"start": 6610.9800000000005, "end": 6612.88, "text": " i don't mean to backseat in any way"}, {"start": 6612.88, "end": 6613.86, "text": " physical"}, {"start": 6613.86, "end": 6614.38, "text": " plan"}, {"start": 6614.38, "end": 6618.3, "text": " during that last boss fight you can cheese him by hugging his knees"}, {"start": 6618.3, "end": 6623.76, "text": " learned it during a gdg speedrun of po2 link here's the link"}, {"start": 6623.76, "end": 6626.9, "text": " the more you know"}, {"start": 6626.900000000001, "end": 6631.18, "text": " I'll make sure to study that on my next speedrun, so I, uh, you know..."}, {"start": 6633.080000000001, "end": 6634.120000000001, "text": " Don't fuck it up again."}, {"start": 6643.06, "end": 6643.780000000001, "text": " Bad news."}, {"start": 6644.200000000001, "end": 6645.860000000001, "text": " Have to poop. Really badly."}, {"start": 6646.4400000000005, "end": 6647.080000000001, "text": " Gotta have it."}, {"start": 6656.900000000001, "end": 6663.900000000001, "text": " fucking modern"}, {"start": 6670.660000000001, "end": 6677.660000000001, "text": " I can't get this potion down"}, {"start": 6680.02, "end": 6683.26, "text": " this shit"}, {"start": 6683.26, "end": 6684.76, "text": " Cable's way too short."}, {"start": 6684.76, "end": 6685.76, "text": " Oh, wait, there we go."}, {"start": 6691.56, "end": 6692.400000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6693.96, "end": 6694.96, "text": " Hop on up, Walter."}, {"start": 6696.2, "end": 6697.52, "text": " Oh, he's a good boy."}, {"start": 6699.24, "end": 6700.08, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 6700.08, "end": 6716.24, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 6776.24, "end": 6781.679999999999, "text": " Mouse, peach, peach, mouse."}, {"start": 6781.679999999999, "end": 6790.0, "text": " Peach, mouse, peach, peach, mouse."}, {"start": 6820.0, "end": 6821.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6821.0, "end": 6822.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6822.0, "end": 6823.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6823.0, "end": 6824.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6824.0, "end": 6825.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6825.0, "end": 6826.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6826.0, "end": 6827.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6827.0, "end": 6828.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6828.0, "end": 6829.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6829.0, "end": 6830.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6830.0, "end": 6831.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6831.0, "end": 6832.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6832.0, "end": 6833.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6833.0, "end": 6834.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6834.0, "end": 6835.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6835.0, "end": 6836.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6836.0, "end": 6837.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6837.0, "end": 6838.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6838.0, "end": 6839.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6839.0, "end": 6840.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6840.0, "end": 6841.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6841.0, "end": 6842.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6842.0, "end": 6843.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6843.0, "end": 6844.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6844.0, "end": 6845.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6845.0, "end": 6846.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6846.0, "end": 6847.0, "text": " Beach."}, {"start": 6847.0, "end": 6848.0, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6908.0, "end": 6932.9, "text": " Bitch, Mouse, Bitch, Bitch, Mouse."}, {"start": 6962.900000000001, "end": 6964.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6964.900000000001, "end": 6966.900000000001, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6966.900000000001, "end": 6968.900000000001, "text": " Peach."}, {"start": 6968.900000000001, "end": 6970.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6970.900000000001, "end": 6972.900000000001, "text": " Mouse."}, {"start": 6972.900000000001, "end": 6974.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6974.900000000001, "end": 6976.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6976.900000000001, "end": 6978.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6978.900000000001, "end": 6980.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6980.900000000001, "end": 6982.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6982.900000000001, "end": 6984.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6984.900000000001, "end": 6986.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6986.900000000001, "end": 6988.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 6988.900000000001, "end": 6990.900000000001, "text": " Me."}, {"start": 7110.900000000001, "end": 7112.900000000001, "text": " baby boy!"}, {"start": 7112.900000000001, "end": 7116.900000000001, "text": " How are you still donating?"}, {"start": 7116.900000000001, "end": 7120.900000000001, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 7120.900000000001, "end": 7122.900000000001, "text": " You're kidding!"}, {"start": 7122.900000000001, "end": 7136.900000000001, "text": " How do I get my chair back?"}, {"start": 7136.900000000001, "end": 7137.900000000001, "text": " How am I gonna do this?"}, {"start": 7137.900000000001, "end": 7139.56, "text": " Mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 7139.56, "end": 7142.400000000001, "text": " Come on, listen, it's off."}, {"start": 7142.400000000001, "end": 7144.920000000001, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 7144.920000000001, "end": 7145.920000000001, "text": " Walter, off."}, {"start": 7145.920000000001, "end": 7150.920000000001, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 7150.920000000001, "end": 7153.920000000001, "text": " Come on, off."}, {"start": 7153.920000000001, "end": 7154.920000000001, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 7154.920000000001, "end": 7158.64, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 7158.64, "end": 7161.400000000001, "text": " Stop fucking donating, holy Christ, Jesus."}, {"start": 7161.400000000001, "end": 7162.400000000001, "text": " Actually."}, {"start": 7162.400000000001, "end": 7163.400000000001, "text": " Mouse, beach, beach."}, {"start": 7163.400000000001, "end": 7165.400000000001, "text": " God, dude."}, {"start": 7165.400000000001, "end": 7167.400000000001, "text": " Miles"}, {"start": 7171.360000000001, "end": 7176.1, "text": " You gotta go I gotta keep playing you gotta go walkie"}, {"start": 7195.400000000001, "end": 7197.400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7204.400000000001, "end": 7206.400000000001, "text": " Fix that."}, {"start": 7207.400000000001, "end": 7210.400000000001, "text": " Shit, I gotta fix my camera now. Hang on."}, {"start": 7210.400000000001, "end": 7212.400000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck that."}, {"start": 7212.400000000001, "end": 7217.400000000001, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 7217.400000000001, "end": 7222.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's fine."}, {"start": 7222.400000000001, "end": 7227.400000000001, "text": " Good enough."}, {"start": 7227.400000000001, "end": 7232.400000000001, "text": " Uh, where am I?"}, {"start": 7232.400000000001, "end": 7236.400000000001, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 7236.400000000001, "end": 7240.400000000001, "text": " Travel to the farmlands."}, {"start": 7240.400000000001, "end": 7242.400000000001, "text": " grounds, that's right. Let's keep going."}, {"start": 7248.8, "end": 7254.8, "text": " Okay, how do I disable the shaders, by the way, because it's actually really shitty that everywhere I go, it just lags"}, {"start": 7256.080000000001, "end": 7258.080000000001, "text": " until everything's fucking loaded."}, {"start": 7260.160000000001, "end": 7264.4800000000005, "text": " You don't. Okay, so that's just a deal with an angle. I've got no pots, by the way."}, {"start": 7267.280000000001, "end": 7269.280000000001, "text": " That should be fine."}, {"start": 7270.400000000001, "end": 7271.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, it should give me poth-"}, {"start": 7271.9400000000005, "end": 7272.64, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 7273.64, "end": 7274.6, "text": " That'd give me poth."}, {"start": 7275.4400000000005, "end": 7276.64, "text": " I don't wanna go there yet."}, {"start": 7278.040000000001, "end": 7280.200000000001, "text": " I wanna find that mini boss here."}, {"start": 7282.14, "end": 7283.18, "text": " Wherever he is."}, {"start": 7283.900000000001, "end": 7286.540000000001, "text": " And then I need to go to the..."}, {"start": 7287.500000000001, "end": 7288.700000000001, "text": " Other direction."}, {"start": 7300.400000000001, "end": 7329.52, "text": " all the exits are in the corners well there's also a yellow I should kill the yellows right"}, {"start": 7359.52, "end": 7369.52, "text": " I guess I could just do that instantly right?"}, {"start": 7369.52, "end": 7374.52, "text": " Okay, let's go do Freythorne"}, {"start": 7399.52, "end": 7404.52, "text": " So I gotta find three of these altars and do them really quick."}, {"start": 7404.52, "end": 7406.52, "text": " That's one."}, {"start": 7406.52, "end": 7409.52, "text": " Actually, technically, there's four altars."}, {"start": 7416.52, "end": 7418.52, "text": " Okay, that's one."}, {"start": 7418.52, "end": 7440.52, "text": " Oh, and here's the final beacon too, okay."}, {"start": 7470.52, "end": 7480.52, "text": " I'm completely tapped."}, {"start": 7480.52, "end": 7483.8, "text": " Oh man, that's, I guess, mana pot."}, {"start": 7483.8, "end": 7487.64, "text": " Dude, what is this mana drain bullshit?"}, {"start": 7487.64, "end": 7492.280000000001, "text": " He drains mana when I'm not inside?"}, {"start": 7492.280000000001, "end": 7497.280000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 7497.28, "end": 7525.259999999999, "text": " all right lets go. my damage feels so bad and worthless"}, {"start": 7525.26, "end": 7529.26, "text": " Oh, uh, I think it's this ulti."}, {"start": 7529.26, "end": 7533.26, "text": " Dynamo. Construct monsters have 15% increased effectiveness."}, {"start": 7533.26, "end": 7538.26, "text": " Upgrade your skills. You have gems that you stashed away without upgrading."}, {"start": 7538.26, "end": 7541.26, "text": " Yeah, I guess they've upgraded a bit."}, {"start": 7541.26, "end": 7546.26, "text": " Commander's chamber, rare moss. Okay, how does this shit work? I forget."}, {"start": 7546.26, "end": 7550.26, "text": " So I want to put things near here."}, {"start": 7555.26, "end": 7573.26, "text": " and"}, {"start": 7573.26, "end": 7580.26, "text": " this is due"}, {"start": 7580.26, "end": 7589.46, "text": " Sure run temple"}, {"start": 7589.46, "end": 7609.900000000001, "text": " There's all these red lines everywhere."}, {"start": 7609.900000000001, "end": 7611.900000000001, "text": " This is that one thing I put down."}, {"start": 7631.26, "end": 7635.580000000001, "text": " Regal workbench upgrades a magic equipment item to a rare item."}, {"start": 7637.660000000001, "end": 7638.660000000001, "text": " Uhh..."}, {"start": 7639.900000000001, "end": 7644.420000000001, "text": " I needed like a magic item, but I actually want to upgrade"}, {"start": 7648.820000000001, "end": 7651.14, "text": " If I go back and buy a magic item, I guess"}, {"start": 7656.780000000001, "end": 7658.26, "text": " Nick"}, {"start": 7658.26, "end": 7661.860000000001, "text": " That was like a really I sure you want to leave the area. No, do I?"}, {"start": 7662.9800000000005, "end": 7664.9800000000005, "text": " Look at your gear. I mean like gloves are"}, {"start": 7665.9400000000005, "end": 7667.9400000000005, "text": " fucking"}, {"start": 7670.900000000001, "end": 7672.900000000001, "text": " Transmute your neck?"}, {"start": 7672.900000000001, "end": 7675.900000000001, "text": " Why would I transmute a 13-strength neck?"}, {"start": 7677.900000000001, "end": 7680.900000000001, "text": " Because I can't. It's fucking blue. I don't know."}, {"start": 7680.900000000001, "end": 7685.900000000001, "text": " Please use some currency. I don't know how any of the currency in this game works."}, {"start": 7687.900000000001, "end": 7691.900000000001, "text": " Augments a magic item with a new random modifier. Upgrades a normal item."}, {"start": 7692.900000000001, "end": 7693.900000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7694.900000000001, "end": 7697.900000000001, "text": " But why would I use this on a white necklace?"}, {"start": 7700.580000000001, "end": 7702.580000000001, "text": " If I leave I can come back right"}, {"start": 7710.820000000001, "end": 7716.780000000001, "text": " No, really I mean shouldn't I look for like I don't know an intelligence neck"}, {"start": 7718.740000000001, "end": 7721.18, "text": " I mean let me keep running this and maybe I'll come back"}, {"start": 7725.620000000001, "end": 7727.780000000001, "text": " Base doesn't matter much"}, {"start": 7729.900000000001, "end": 7731.900000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 7733.460000000001, "end": 7735.460000000001, "text": " But I'm a caster"}, {"start": 7739.900000000001, "end": 7746.960000000001, "text": " Okay, whatever upgrades a normal item hey now I gained maximum mana"}, {"start": 7752.580000000001, "end": 7754.580000000001, "text": " Plus two to all attributes"}, {"start": 7754.58, "end": 7767.18, "text": " Okay, so that's a lot of strength on this neck."}, {"start": 7767.18, "end": 7772.14, "text": " I just don't know what the fuck I'm gonna need strength for."}, {"start": 7772.14, "end": 7774.14, "text": " equals HP."}, {"start": 7802.14, "end": 7808.14, "text": " Okay, lots of bitches here."}, {"start": 7818.14, "end": 7822.14, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 7826.14, "end": 7828.14, "text": " Alchemy workbench."}, {"start": 7828.14, "end": 7835.14, "text": " Upgrades a normal or magic equipment item to a rare with four random modifiers."}, {"start": 7835.14, "end": 7840.14, "text": " So maybe I use my gloves on this?"}, {"start": 7844.14, "end": 7847.14, "text": " My boots already have movement."}, {"start": 7852.14, "end": 7855.14, "text": " Let me keep clearing, maybe I'll find something else."}, {"start": 7858.14, "end": 7865.14, "text": " 3 gold, dude, it's crazy how nothing drops in this game."}, {"start": 7888.14, "end": 7897.740000000001, "text": " Allies in your presence deal 41% increased damage, other than deal 2-3 added physical damage."}, {"start": 7897.740000000001, "end": 7900.3, "text": " Would that add physical to my plants?"}, {"start": 7900.3, "end": 7906.02, "text": " Am I considered an ally?"}, {"start": 7906.02, "end": 7908.9400000000005, "text": " You do not count as your own ally, okay."}, {"start": 7908.9400000000005, "end": 7909.9400000000005, "text": " But adding..."}, {"start": 7909.9400000000005, "end": 7911.820000000001, "text": " So how would this work?"}, {"start": 7911.820000000001, "end": 7915.14, "text": " Since my plants do like tick damage, right?"}, {"start": 7915.14, "end": 7922.18, "text": " a flat plus three or a flat plus six? Does it just add that much to it? Assuming this did work."}, {"start": 7926.820000000001, "end": 7931.06, "text": " Plants are not means. I understand. But it's like, what if I find gloves that says"}, {"start": 7931.06, "end": 7936.5, "text": " deal one to three increased physical damage? How does the damage on plants work? Does it do..."}, {"start": 7936.5, "end": 7954.18, "text": " deal 7 to 10 physical damage right? I guess I would need spell physical damage? So if"}, {"start": 7954.18, "end": 7959.26, "text": " I found something to increase spell physical damage by like 3, I would just improve the"}, {"start": 7959.26, "end": 7976.18, "text": " damage of every single tick by three. Every tick. Okay. As far as it doesn't like kind"}, {"start": 7976.18, "end": 7984.820000000001, "text": " of go off, plants do 20% of your physical damage per tick, right? I thought I'd see"}, {"start": 7984.820000000001, "end": 7991.820000000001, "text": " something like that."}, {"start": 8014.820000000001, "end": 8034.02, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 8034.02, "end": 8061.46, "text": " a magic equipment item to a rare adding one modifier."}, {"start": 8061.46, "end": 8062.46, "text": " How do I do this?"}, {"start": 8062.46, "end": 8067.26, "text": " the exalted and use it later. You can take all those benches as currency on the bottom."}, {"start": 8070.78, "end": 8071.34, "text": " Benches."}, {"start": 8075.9, "end": 8077.18, "text": " As currency here."}, {"start": 8077.18, "end": 8093.66, "text": " I feel like I'm just going to send this."}, {"start": 8093.66, "end": 8095.9800000000005, "text": " Well, this just seems dumb, though."}, {"start": 8095.9800000000005, "end": 8100.14, "text": " A magic equipment to a rare adding only one modifier."}, {"start": 8100.14, "end": 8104.860000000001, "text": " Wouldn't this just fuck it?"}, {"start": 8104.860000000001, "end": 8115.380000000001, "text": " So you throw that, add 1 to 3 physical damage to attacks, that's horrible for me, right?"}, {"start": 8115.380000000001, "end": 8122.9800000000005, "text": " You also need physical spell damage."}, {"start": 8122.9800000000005, "end": 8126.860000000001, "text": " Okay 10% rarity."}, {"start": 8126.860000000001, "end": 8127.860000000001, "text": " It's still damage."}, {"start": 8127.860000000001, "end": 8128.860000000001, "text": " Damage for what though?"}, {"start": 8128.860000000001, "end": 8130.860000000001, "text": " any physical damage, don't it?"}, {"start": 8138.860000000001, "end": 8140.860000000001, "text": " What the fuck is going on in here?"}, {"start": 8158.860000000001, "end": 8181.14, "text": " Okay, now what I guess I go use all those benches that I've gotten I need to go this"}, {"start": 8181.14, "end": 8207.9, "text": " way too. Whole room here."}, {"start": 8207.9, "end": 8210.699999999999, "text": " It's a skill gem to have three support sockets."}, {"start": 8210.699999999999, "end": 8212.779999999999, "text": " Ooh, that's important."}, {"start": 8217.98, "end": 8219.74, "text": " Does the guide talk about this?"}, {"start": 8230.699999999999, "end": 8233.3, "text": " It looks like Act 2 wants me to have Bone Storm."}, {"start": 8233.3, "end": 8239.539999999999, "text": " but bone storm is what replaces volcano but I don't have bone storm yet"}, {"start": 8239.539999999999, "end": 8242.74, "text": " maybe I just get entangled"}, {"start": 8242.74, "end": 8249.06, "text": " in that case it's the only thing I have that seems to be used later"}, {"start": 8263.3, "end": 8277.699999999999, "text": " And on Act 3, he wants to put in Accelerated Growth, Zenith 2, and Branching Fizzers."}, {"start": 8277.699999999999, "end": 8290.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8290.82, "end": 8295.74, "text": " growth is a skill gem too. I actually can get that. I have those in my inventory. Let me"}, {"start": 8295.74, "end": 8310.26, "text": " just clear this place and then we'll get it. So I have checkpoints. But how do I see if"}, {"start": 8310.26, "end": 8315.26, "text": " I don't think there's any more, um, thingamajigs."}, {"start": 8321.26, "end": 8324.26, "text": " On the right side, it says done, complete. Okay, so I'm done."}, {"start": 8330.26, "end": 8332.26, "text": " Oh wait, stash right here."}, {"start": 8334.26, "end": 8335.26, "text": " Gems."}, {"start": 8340.26, "end": 8350.26, "text": " I use control left click, we love that."}, {"start": 8350.26, "end": 8360.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8360.86, "end": 8364.26, "text": " Tangles level three, let's get volcano level three."}, {"start": 8364.26, "end": 8369.74, "text": " Uh, cult, we'll get contagion level three."}, {"start": 8369.74, "end": 8377.22, "text": " And then, Frostbomb level 3, sure."}, {"start": 8377.22, "end": 8385.38, "text": " Okay, spell gem level 2, what does he take, accelerated growth, zenith?"}, {"start": 8385.38, "end": 8388.98, "text": " This requires 25 int."}, {"start": 8388.98, "end": 8392.38, "text": " I'm pretty sure I get a little bit very soon."}, {"start": 8392.38, "end": 8395.1, "text": " How do I see my talents?"}, {"start": 8395.1, "end": 8396.619999999999, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 8396.62, "end": 8401.12, "text": " Yeah, next level I get plus five int."}, {"start": 8403.12, "end": 8406.92, "text": " Is that the only reason I can't get it?"}, {"start": 8408.2, "end": 8417.92, "text": " Yeah, that's it. Okay, I currently have 23 int."}, {"start": 8418.36, "end": 8425.36, "text": " All right, and the other one is Zenith 2. What is Zenith 2 under?"}, {"start": 8426.62, "end": 8429.62, "text": " Support Jam 3."}, {"start": 8437.62, "end": 8445.62, "text": " Supported skills have 25% increased mana cost, but deal 30% more damage while you're above..."}, {"start": 8446.62, "end": 8448.62, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 8448.62, "end": 8452.62, "text": " Oh, no, increased mana cost efficiency."}, {"start": 8452.62, "end": 8460.42, "text": " Act as divisors to the stat, they modify, for example, 50% increase reservation efficiently"}, {"start": 8460.42, "end": 8465.380000000001, "text": " cause your reservations to be 60% of their base value."}, {"start": 8465.380000000001, "end": 8477.1, "text": " Why would they throw a 6-7 there, of all things?"}, {"start": 8477.1, "end": 8481.7, "text": " Sorry, I'm just distracted by that."}, {"start": 8481.7, "end": 8486.18, "text": " Reservation efficiency will cause the modified stat to grow larger instead of smaller"}, {"start": 8492.5, "end": 8499.54, "text": " What I'm assuming it reduces the mana cost, but I'm trying to understand how it reduces it what?"}, {"start": 8501.26, "end": 8506.26, "text": " Efficiency modifiers act as divisors, so the stat they modify for example"}, {"start": 8506.26, "end": 8516.26, "text": " 50% increased reservation efficiency, causes your reservations to be 67% of their base value."}, {"start": 8519.26, "end": 8520.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8522.26, "end": 8525.26, "text": " It just reduces mana cost. I wonder, why does it work? What?"}, {"start": 8526.26, "end": 8529.26, "text": " This is for reservation skills. What the fuck is a reservation skill?"}, {"start": 8529.26, "end": 8531.26, "text": " reservation skill"}, {"start": 8533.42, "end": 8536.380000000001, "text": " Your skills don't have efficiency on it so it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 8542.78, "end": 8545.34, "text": " Well then why would you ever go zenith to"}, {"start": 8547.62, "end": 8551.74, "text": " If it doesn't affect it because they do the exact same thing then"}, {"start": 8554.460000000001, "end": 8558.42, "text": " No, that has to matter somehow I don't get it you are retarded"}, {"start": 8558.42, "end": 8563.02, "text": " I hope your day gets better you don't it's ass and the guide sucks"}, {"start": 8578.7, "end": 8584.42, "text": " This seems to make the cost of spells 20% higher and this gets rid of that"}, {"start": 8584.42, "end": 8588.3, "text": " I do see that cost multiplier bullshit at the top change"}, {"start": 8589.82, "end": 8591.82, "text": " That's it"}, {"start": 8596.74, "end": 8602.18, "text": " Okay, when I do go I'm just surprised is there nothing better than Zenith?"}, {"start": 8602.18, "end": 8608.98, "text": " I guess it does more damage, but fuck is it actually so annoying keeping my mana above 90%"}, {"start": 8612.02, "end": 8614.02, "text": " But all right"}, {"start": 8614.42, "end": 8631.24, "text": " Yeah, maybe giving my mana, like, above 90% will get easier as time goes on, but right"}, {"start": 8631.24, "end": 8633.24, "text": " now it's kind of fucking miserable."}, {"start": 8633.24, "end": 8655.36, "text": " I don't know if you were being serious or trolling."}, {"start": 8655.36, "end": 8661.68, "text": " At this point, everyone's just using words that don't make any sense to me."}, {"start": 8661.68, "end": 8666.68, "text": " Both of them are not meant to make sense, they're just fucking spewing shit."}, {"start": 8666.68, "end": 8692.68, "text": " I think that's two. I need one more altar and then it's boss."}, {"start": 8692.68, "end": 8720.04, "text": " I feel like the ritual is going to be here and the boss is going to be bottom right."}, {"start": 8720.04, "end": 8721.04, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 8721.04, "end": 8722.04, "text": " Boss is here."}, {"start": 8752.04, "end": 8764.04, "text": " really the fuck is this last ritual but what the hell just happened"}, {"start": 8774.800000000001, "end": 8778.6, "text": " there it is that damn"}, {"start": 8812.04, "end": 8816.720000000001, "text": " Okay now boss time"}, {"start": 8842.04, "end": 8860.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8860.04, "end": 8869.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8899.04, "end": 8910.6, "text": " I don't know how to deal with this oh god I don't know how to like not get CC'd there"}, {"start": 8929.04, "end": 8939.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, I just get fucking stunned"}, {"start": 8939.72, "end": 8968.98, "text": " Regal orb, Artifice Resorb, couple things, let's take this, let's go int, apply support"}, {"start": 8968.98, "end": 8975.939999999999, "text": " Part two, we're going to entangle accelerated growth, supports plant skills causing them"}, {"start": 8975.939999999999, "end": 8979.539999999999, "text": " to trigger an explosion after they have been overgrown."}, {"start": 8979.539999999999, "end": 8983.98, "text": " That's worthless right now, but screw it, I think I get lightning pretty soon, and then"}, {"start": 8983.98, "end": 8989.699999999999, "text": " I can overgrow the fuck out of them."}, {"start": 8989.7, "end": 9006.980000000001, "text": " three maximum spirit. Fuck. What do I take here? Blast for me? Thunderstorm? This is"}, {"start": 9006.980000000001, "end": 9017.26, "text": " an aura buff. Yeah, but what do I take? The guide isn't telling me things. Hello? Blast"}, {"start": 9017.26, "end": 9038.86, "text": " for me requires 48 intelligence check act one do you not see the tab I'm in act"}, {"start": 9038.86, "end": 9048.800000000001, "text": " one? Where the fuck do I take? Wait, ravenous swarm, spirit gem from Freithworm."}, {"start": 9048.800000000001, "end": 9055.400000000001, "text": " Ravenous swarm, here we go. Well active, and enemies are present, swarms of insects"}, {"start": 9055.400000000001, "end": 9058.08, "text": " immerse from your body and pursue enemies. Swarms of retargo means that"}, {"start": 9058.08, "end": 9066.32, "text": " attack and poison enemies. Okay, take that."}, {"start": 9068.86, "end": 9077.220000000001, "text": " And now it's activated I assume, done deal."}, {"start": 9077.220000000001, "end": 9081.980000000001, "text": " I guess I buy a Regal Orb, Augmentation, whatever the fuck, doesn't matter."}, {"start": 9081.980000000001, "end": 9082.980000000001, "text": " Let's port out."}, {"start": 9082.980000000001, "end": 9088.18, "text": " Wait no, we touched this guy."}, {"start": 9088.18, "end": 9090.7, "text": " Very interesting dialogue."}, {"start": 9090.7, "end": 9095.34, "text": " I don't think I will wait"}, {"start": 9103.34, "end": 9105.34, "text": " I still don't have a belt"}, {"start": 9105.34, "end": 9108.08, "text": " Pan, you know you want to, later."}, {"start": 9109.58, "end": 9110.380000000001, "text": " Rejuice!"}, {"start": 9111.58, "end": 9112.78, "text": " Oh, screw it. Hey."}, {"start": 9115.380000000001, "end": 9117.380000000001, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with them, but cheers."}, {"start": 9120.34, "end": 9122.18, "text": " Wow, this is a really good mall."}, {"start": 9124.18, "end": 9129.18, "text": " 1 to 27 lightning damage, 55% increased physical, plus accuracy."}, {"start": 9130.14, "end": 9132.380000000001, "text": " I was playing like a barbarian, this would be fucking nuts."}, {"start": 9132.380000000001, "end": 9139.26, "text": " all taking off your hands."}, {"start": 9139.26, "end": 9151.28, "text": " I'm not even sure where I took that up."}, {"start": 9151.28, "end": 9156.28, "text": " I'm not sure where I'm doing with it."}, {"start": 9156.28, "end": 9172.880000000001, "text": " I have an uncut level 6 skill gem."}, {"start": 9172.880000000001, "end": 9176.400000000001, "text": " Can I get anything here?"}, {"start": 9176.400000000001, "end": 9179.04, "text": " Thunderstorm requires level 18."}, {"start": 9179.04, "end": 9180.800000000001, "text": " I am level 13."}, {"start": 9180.800000000001, "end": 9183.2, "text": " Unfortunate, so I guess not."}, {"start": 9198.480000000001, "end": 9207.44, "text": " Okay, so explain it, if I'm right, every single gem I add requires more and more and more intelligence."}, {"start": 9207.840000000002, "end": 9208.880000000001, "text": " Is that correct?"}, {"start": 9210.800000000001, "end": 9218.820000000002, "text": " I mean, depending on which gem it is, but in this case, these gems all require support"}, {"start": 9218.820000000002, "end": 9220.320000000002, "text": " requirement plus five int."}, {"start": 9220.320000000002, "end": 9221.740000000002, "text": " So this requires 25."}, {"start": 9221.740000000002, "end": 9227.2, "text": " If I take it out, now it's 20, so it's plus five."}, {"start": 9227.2, "end": 9231.2, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 9231.2, "end": 9244.980000000001, "text": " well if I get three more in no two more in I can get magnified area on"}, {"start": 9244.980000000001, "end": 9250.36, "text": " contagious you're feeling lucky later"}, {"start": 9250.36, "end": 9255.36, "text": " What the fuck is Essence?"}, {"start": 9255.36, "end": 9260.36, "text": " Okay, whatever."}, {"start": 9260.36, "end": 9265.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9265.36, "end": 9270.36, "text": " Did it reset?"}, {"start": 9270.36, "end": 9275.36, "text": " What the fuck did it reset?"}, {"start": 9275.36, "end": 9277.36, "text": " Gamble a bell from vendor?"}, {"start": 9277.36, "end": 9288.36, "text": " 15 minutes. I didn't know there was a timer on these things."}, {"start": 9307.36, "end": 9316.58, "text": " I can't tell what's better here."}, {"start": 9316.58, "end": 9320.0, "text": " I can't even wear that anyways."}, {"start": 9320.0, "end": 9322.800000000001, "text": " Ritual."}, {"start": 9322.800000000001, "end": 9335.720000000001, "text": " Oh shit skill gym level four the fuck"}, {"start": 9335.720000000001, "end": 9345.12, "text": " Hmm so when do I get bone storm?"}, {"start": 9345.12, "end": 9352.560000000001, "text": " Bone storm level 5 so this replaces my volcano channel to conjure a swarm of"}, {"start": 9352.56, "end": 9356.26, "text": " Bone spikes in the air then release, fire enemies and explode,"}, {"start": 9356.26, "end": 9357.72, "text": " shrapnel impales, enemies hit."}, {"start": 9360.6, "end": 9362.92, "text": " Consumes you are power charges."}, {"start": 9364.1, "end": 9365.46, "text": " I don't know what power charges are."}, {"start": 9366.5, "end": 9367.5, "text": " Look at the video."}, {"start": 9370.64, "end": 9371.779999999999, "text": " Select the scale to play."}, {"start": 9371.779999999999, "end": 9373.439999999999, "text": " I can't select it so I can't see video."}, {"start": 9375.699999999999, "end": 9377.279999999999, "text": " So this guy wants me to use this."}, {"start": 9377.5, "end": 9377.92, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9377.92, "end": 9379.32, "text": " I don't take lightning storm?"}, {"start": 9382.56, "end": 9387.56, "text": " No, it does also want me to take Thunderstorm, but what's more important to get?"}, {"start": 9387.56, "end": 9390.359999999999, "text": " Thunderstorm or change Volcano to Bonestorm?"}, {"start": 9390.359999999999, "end": 9400.32, "text": " I feel like Thunderstorm has to be more important, right?"}, {"start": 9400.32, "end": 9401.32, "text": " Check the order."}, {"start": 9401.32, "end": 9405.24, "text": " I think they're wrong if they don't say Thunderstorm."}, {"start": 9405.24, "end": 9415.14, "text": " I think it doesn't even ha- bone storm is on act 1, I don't even see thunderstorm here."}, {"start": 9415.14, "end": 9417.14, "text": " They aren't wrong."}, {"start": 9417.14, "end": 9423.6, "text": " Well I think they're wrong because I took accelerated growth as a gem so whatever plants"}, {"start": 9423.6, "end": 9427.02, "text": " get overgrown they trigger an explosion."}, {"start": 9427.02, "end": 9434.02, "text": " I can't overgrow them unless I have Thunderstorm, right?"}, {"start": 9441.060000000001, "end": 9444.060000000001, "text": " Conestorm is the better spell."}, {"start": 9444.060000000001, "end": 9451.060000000001, "text": " I mean, I do want both."}, {"start": 9457.02, "end": 9473.66, "text": " I think I may have. I think I just go farmlands."}, {"start": 9473.66, "end": 9475.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9476.7, "end": 9482.539999999999, "text": " Didn't watching that like I did I know I didn't okay, I gotta find the boss here"}, {"start": 9490.38, "end": 9492.38, "text": " Fucking Freythorn again, goddammit"}, {"start": 9503.66, "end": 9510.66, "text": " is the farm lands"}, {"start": 9510.66, "end": 9523.66, "text": " that's nice"}, {"start": 9523.66, "end": 9538.66, "text": " Oh, here we go. This is where he runs to."}, {"start": 9538.66, "end": 9540.66, "text": " Is that areas?"}, {"start": 9568.66, "end": 9588.66, "text": " Jesus, how do you get fazed?"}, {"start": 9598.66, "end": 9626.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9626.66, "end": 9634.24, "text": " That is fucking nuts."}, {"start": 9634.24, "end": 9638.78, "text": " Holy shit, 110% spell damage."}, {"start": 9638.78, "end": 9641.5, "text": " Would this affect my spells though?"}, {"start": 9641.5, "end": 9642.5, "text": " Or my roots?"}, {"start": 9642.5, "end": 9647.46, "text": " Cause y'all said it's like spell physical, right?"}, {"start": 9647.46, "end": 9649.22, "text": " Would this still increase damage of roots?"}, {"start": 9649.22, "end": 9651.22, "text": " It would, right?"}, {"start": 9651.22, "end": 9653.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9653.22, "end": 9656.26, "text": " Making sure."}, {"start": 9656.26, "end": 9658.06, "text": " I gained two town points. Bang."}, {"start": 9659.9, "end": 9661.300000000001, "text": " All right. Where do we go from here?"}, {"start": 9663.02, "end": 9666.34, "text": " Checking the talent tree."}, {"start": 9669.300000000001, "end": 9670.42, "text": " Do you do do do?"}, {"start": 9675.300000000001, "end": 9676.14, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9679.66, "end": 9681.98, "text": " Oh, I was supposed to kind of curve and start going this way."}, {"start": 9686.26, "end": 9690.78, "text": " Increased skill effect duration wants me to grab those"}, {"start": 9695.06, "end": 9699.98, "text": " Bashing of the force plus five to strength and intelligence 15% faster start of energy shield recharge was"}, {"start": 9701.18, "end": 9703.800000000001, "text": " 15% of armor also applies to elemental damage"}, {"start": 9704.9, "end": 9706.9, "text": " Really? I'm not just zugging damage here"}, {"start": 9716.26, "end": 9730.24, "text": " But look at this, like if I fucking get here, 10% Spell Dam, 10% Spell Dam, 20% Spell Dam,"}, {"start": 9730.24, "end": 9737.16, "text": " 15% Skill Effect duration, I mean, I'm going that way, we're getting that direction first."}, {"start": 9737.16, "end": 9743.52, "text": " I'll get everything they get, but I'm a damage main for sure, at least initially."}, {"start": 9743.52, "end": 9748.92, "text": " Skill Gem level 3."}, {"start": 9748.92, "end": 9754.08, "text": " Pretty sure all the shit I care about is already 3, so we're done with that."}, {"start": 9754.08, "end": 9763.76, "text": " Don't I have Magnified Area for Contagion?"}, {"start": 9763.76, "end": 9768.6, "text": " Thought I did."}, {"start": 9768.6, "end": 9769.6, "text": " Skill Gem 4."}, {"start": 9769.6, "end": 9772.0, "text": " Uh, I'm an entangled main"}, {"start": 9778.6, "end": 9782.32, "text": " Okay checkpoint exalt the staff"}, {"start": 9784.720000000001, "end": 9787.44, "text": " Okay, let me read exalted orb and see what that means"}, {"start": 9799.6, "end": 9805.6, "text": " Augments a rare item with a new random modifier."}, {"start": 9805.6, "end": 9811.6, "text": " Rare items can have up to six random modifiers."}, {"start": 9811.6, "end": 9815.6, "text": " Oh, so I can do two more on this."}, {"start": 9815.6, "end": 9819.6, "text": " And I should just send it, right? Some solo cell found."}, {"start": 9819.6, "end": 9823.6, "text": " Or should I save these for endgame?"}, {"start": 9829.6, "end": 9835.08, "text": " Slam. You'll get more. Okay, we slammed it."}, {"start": 9835.08, "end": 9840.12, "text": " Uh, 16% mana regen. Sure. Should I slam again?"}, {"start": 9840.12, "end": 9842.36, "text": " I'm gonna slam again."}, {"start": 9842.36, "end": 9848.6, "text": " I didn't do anything."}, {"start": 9848.6, "end": 9861.36, "text": " What did it do?"}, {"start": 9861.36, "end": 9866.36, "text": " Hold ALT."}, {"start": 9866.36, "end": 9873.720000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9873.720000000001, "end": 9877.48, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9877.48, "end": 9878.76, "text": " Two mana mods."}, {"start": 9880.279999999999, "end": 9882.4, "text": " Oh, I see what you're saying."}, {"start": 9882.4, "end": 9882.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9883.42, "end": 9887.18, "text": " So, if I put an Exalted Orb on this bitch again, it would do nothing."}, {"start": 9887.56, "end": 9888.699999999999, "text": " It's kinda hiding?"}, {"start": 9888.96, "end": 9892.34, "text": " That's kinda dumb that it combined the plus maximum mana into one?"}, {"start": 9893.06, "end": 9894.98, "text": " Unless it actually only counts as one."}, {"start": 9896.64, "end": 9897.88, "text": " No, it still counts as two?"}, {"start": 9897.88, "end": 9898.539999999999, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 9898.539999999999, "end": 9899.6, "text": " Why combine it?"}, {"start": 9900.48, "end": 9900.98, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 9901.699999999999, "end": 9906.18, "text": " I mean, I understand that path is like, you know, you know how to play it, it works, and it-"}, {"start": 9906.18, "end": 9911.52, "text": " if you know how, but it is so not new player-intuitive at all."}, {"start": 9911.52, "end": 9914.36, "text": " And y'all can say it's because people just don't read, but..."}, {"start": 9916.42, "end": 9919.6, "text": " NOM is so like, you're so fucked!"}, {"start": 9936.18, "end": 9941.18, "text": " Yes, none of it's junky."}, {"start": 9941.18, "end": 9946.18, "text": " Screw it all."}, {"start": 9946.18, "end": 9949.18, "text": " Didn't care to identify either."}, {"start": 9949.18, "end": 9950.18, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9950.18, "end": 9952.18, "text": " Keeps moving."}, {"start": 9952.18, "end": 9960.18, "text": " It's so you can get two spell damage, it's for with the same stats stacking it's good."}, {"start": 9960.18, "end": 9962.18, "text": " Okay, I understand."}, {"start": 9962.18, "end": 9965.18, "text": " I don't think you understand my issue, my dilemma."}, {"start": 9965.18, "end": 9972.380000000001, "text": " dilemma. You can have up to six affixes on an item, right? A noob, like myself, I would"}, {"start": 9972.380000000001, "end": 9979.300000000001, "text": " look at this and I would think it only has five. So I would slam another Exalted Orb"}, {"start": 9979.300000000001, "end": 9987.26, "text": " on it and be confused. I'd have no idea. Just separate them. If you hold Alt, you have what?"}, {"start": 9987.26, "end": 9995.82, "text": " plus 24 maximum mana is in there and plus 38. Just separate them. Right? Just, it's fine."}, {"start": 9995.82, "end": 10008.82, "text": " They can stay separated. Not a big deal. You can't slam it again though. Okay, whatever."}, {"start": 10008.82, "end": 10019.06, "text": " See now I know now I understand the mechanics, so I don't care anymore"}, {"start": 10029.74, "end": 10033.38, "text": " Then I'll go into the farmlands where am I going? Oops waste of time"}, {"start": 10038.82, "end": 10045.82, "text": " Yep, there's just a skill issue, 100%."}, {"start": 10045.82, "end": 10050.82, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 10050.82, "end": 10064.82, "text": " Oh god, I forgot how laggy it is when I first come in here."}, {"start": 10064.82, "end": 10076.039999999999, "text": " Oh, my frames."}, {"start": 10076.039999999999, "end": 10077.039999999999, "text": " So I need to find..."}, {"start": 10077.039999999999, "end": 10079.88, "text": " What do I find here again?"}, {"start": 10079.88, "end": 10081.64, "text": " I have some fucking loot."}, {"start": 10081.64, "end": 10083.64, "text": " Oh, these guys are ghostly looking."}, {"start": 10103.64, "end": 10105.64, "text": " Nice. Linen belt."}, {"start": 10106.64, "end": 10108.64, "text": " I can't identify it. I don't care to go back yet."}, {"start": 10111.64, "end": 10121.64, "text": " Crop circle."}, {"start": 10121.64, "end": 10135.56, "text": " Hello, dogs."}, {"start": 10135.56, "end": 10140.4, "text": " This is also going to be a little autistic, but maybe some autist can answer this question."}, {"start": 10140.4, "end": 10146.279999999999, "text": " So when I cast this, one time, it sends out two vines."}, {"start": 10146.279999999999, "end": 10147.279999999999, "text": " It should send out two."}, {"start": 10147.279999999999, "end": 10158.88, "text": " How does it look like it's only sending one?"}, {"start": 10158.88, "end": 10168.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10168.960000000001, "end": 10178.960000000001, "text": " the skill I read it last night. I swear when I was hitting it, it was sending two at a"}, {"start": 10178.960000000001, "end": 10193.84, "text": " time. And now it's only sending one. Okay, never mind. That completely negates my question."}, {"start": 10193.84, "end": 10196.68, "text": " I don't know why I thought it sent 2 every time you left clicked."}, {"start": 10210.24, "end": 10212.24, "text": " Gotta find the loop. Were you high?"}, {"start": 10213.6, "end": 10215.76, "text": " I don't know anyone playing ARPGs that isn't."}, {"start": 10216.4, "end": 10221.0, "text": " You're either streaming and working or you're high and playing. You don't know."}, {"start": 10223.84, "end": 10240.24, "text": " I'm cut skill gem level 4."}, {"start": 10240.24, "end": 10250.24, "text": " You know how I even get my skill gem 5, please?"}, {"start": 10270.24, "end": 10279.64, "text": " Okay, now that I know I'm- okay, I don't know why this whole time I felt like two fucking"}, {"start": 10279.64, "end": 10281.72, "text": " roots get shot out with every left click."}, {"start": 10281.72, "end": 10284.72, "text": " I've been missing like half my damage."}, {"start": 10284.72, "end": 10292.72, "text": " Thinking that two was enough because it would, you know, four is the limit."}, {"start": 10292.72, "end": 10295.72, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 10295.72, "end": 10301.46, "text": " Okay, another skill gem level 4."}, {"start": 10301.46, "end": 10305.46, "text": " Uh, let's get Contagion level 4, I guess."}, {"start": 10305.46, "end": 10308.46, "text": " Sure, I wanna."}, {"start": 10308.46, "end": 10313.46, "text": " Give me the blue."}, {"start": 10313.46, "end": 10325.539999999999, "text": " Let's see if I can get the waypoint really quick."}, {"start": 10325.54, "end": 10335.54, "text": " What MTX are you using? I don't know what MTX means. Maybe that answers your question."}, {"start": 10335.54, "end": 10339.240000000002, "text": " You are thinking of two because there's this port called upheaval1 that makes you shoot"}, {"start": 10339.240000000002, "end": 10351.660000000002, "text": " two vines instead of one. Yes! Yes, I was using something called upheaval. That is it."}, {"start": 10351.66, "end": 10368.46, "text": " you do, MTX? Micro- MTX stands for Microtransactions? Wouldn't it be like- how would you- I guess"}, {"start": 10368.46, "end": 10380.02, "text": " there is no suffix you could do aside from that, sure. I didn't know that, I really didn't."}, {"start": 10380.02, "end": 10387.460000000001, "text": " want the big damn 25% increased damage with hits against hindered enemies 15%"}, {"start": 10387.460000000001, "end": 10392.26, "text": " increased chance to hinder spell okay yeah we love that big plant build I was"}, {"start": 10392.26, "end": 10399.82, "text": " gonna do something my belt sir identify this I need to make sure it's actually"}, {"start": 10399.82, "end": 10406.86, "text": " a belt it in fact is a belt thing"}, {"start": 10410.02, "end": 10418.460000000001, "text": " Noice."}, {"start": 10418.460000000001, "end": 10421.5, "text": " Right now, should I turn in the loot?"}, {"start": 10421.5, "end": 10422.5, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 10422.5, "end": 10425.02, "text": " Now I gotta find some Toolbox."}, {"start": 10425.02, "end": 10427.86, "text": " I gotta find the Valve bullshit."}, {"start": 10427.86, "end": 10431.42, "text": " Toolbox, Valve bullshit."}, {"start": 10431.42, "end": 10434.7, "text": " And then there's a boss here I gotta kill."}, {"start": 10434.7, "end": 10435.66, "text": " Oop checkpoint."}, {"start": 10440.060000000001, "end": 10441.1, "text": " What the fuck's going on here?"}, {"start": 10447.18, "end": 10448.140000000001, "text": " Lank rune."}, {"start": 10448.62, "end": 10449.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10461.980000000001, "end": 10463.980000000001, "text": " You don't need a tool about if you've done it before."}, {"start": 10464.7, "end": 10476.58, "text": " on other characters I've done it so is it just done I assume that was where the"}, {"start": 10476.58, "end": 10487.76, "text": " toolbox would be tool belt so I'm good okay got it so now I just go to Val"}, {"start": 10487.76, "end": 10489.76, "text": " now emboss"}, {"start": 10517.76, "end": 10539.76, "text": " Counts to Cree."}, {"start": 10539.76, "end": 10556.08, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 10556.08, "end": 10557.56, "text": " Motherfuck, really?"}, {"start": 10557.56, "end": 10562.84, "text": " Alright, let's grab this."}, {"start": 10562.84, "end": 10573.84, "text": " What's the chance on hindering an enemy with entangle?"}, {"start": 10573.84, "end": 10586.52, "text": " Damaging and slowing them."}, {"start": 10586.52, "end": 10590.52, "text": " It seems like they're always freezing."}, {"start": 10590.52, "end": 10592.52, "text": " Click the arrow to expand the info, okay."}, {"start": 10606.52, "end": 10611.52, "text": " Fissure length, vine attachment, fissure duration, fissure limit, other tab, vines."}, {"start": 10615.52, "end": 10618.52, "text": " Slow per vine, 15%."}, {"start": 10620.52, "end": 10626.720000000001, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 10626.720000000001, "end": 10630.28, "text": " Like 15% chance per hit?"}, {"start": 10630.28, "end": 10635.92, "text": " Or the slow effect is 15% vine bloom?"}, {"start": 10635.92, "end": 10639.92, "text": " No, it just slows."}, {"start": 10639.92, "end": 10642.84, "text": " So when they're slowed is that considered hindered?"}, {"start": 10642.84, "end": 10646.32, "text": " Because I'm looking at my talents here."}, {"start": 10646.32, "end": 10651.96, "text": " Uh, how do I open them? L? P? P."}, {"start": 10651.96, "end": 10658.32, "text": " 25 is an increased damage against hindered enemies."}, {"start": 10658.32, "end": 10660.76, "text": " Hinder is a debuff that slows movement by 30%."}, {"start": 10660.76, "end": 10664.5, "text": " Okay, so hinder is its own slow."}, {"start": 10664.5, "end": 10671.5, "text": " How do I apply hinder then?"}, {"start": 10671.5, "end": 10683.02, "text": " It gives you 15% to hinder."}, {"start": 10683.02, "end": 10685.74, "text": " You read it again."}, {"start": 10685.74, "end": 10689.5, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 10689.5, "end": 10693.06, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 10693.06, "end": 10695.54, "text": " So 15% chance to hinder with spells in general."}, {"start": 10695.54, "end": 10697.54, "text": " I'm gonna do more damage to that. Got it."}, {"start": 10718.740000000002, "end": 10720.740000000002, "text": " Still looking for the Val."}, {"start": 10722.660000000002, "end": 10724.660000000002, "text": " Oh my god, I'm gonna do a full clear out here."}, {"start": 10725.54, "end": 10727.54, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 10743.660000000002, "end": 10748.02, "text": " God damn okay, not there so maybe this little empty patch"}, {"start": 10748.02, "end": 10767.02, "text": " I know the boss is going to be there."}, {"start": 10767.02, "end": 10770.02, "text": " Where the fuck is it?"}, {"start": 10770.02, "end": 10775.66, "text": " Yeah, I'm going to start ignoring him."}, {"start": 10775.66, "end": 10777.02, "text": " If I see him, I see him."}, {"start": 10777.02, "end": 10778.5, "text": " I'm not searching for him anymore."}, {"start": 10778.5, "end": 10779.5, "text": " C, B, A."}, {"start": 10782.5, "end": 10783.0, "text": " Top."}, {"start": 10785.78, "end": 10787.78, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I assume this is the boss, though."}, {"start": 10797.14, "end": 10799.14, "text": " Maybe it's outside the boss room."}, {"start": 10805.66, "end": 10812.66, "text": " stinker"}, {"start": 10822.94, "end": 10829.94, "text": " fucking here it is"}, {"start": 10829.94, "end": 10839.02, "text": " worth it checkpoint and boss"}, {"start": 10846.86, "end": 10852.82, "text": " big man I fucking hate shimmers dude me too chatter"}, {"start": 10859.94, "end": 10861.94, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10861.94, "end": 10888.94, "text": " Ah, I fucking stirred him up like a monkey."}, {"start": 10888.94, "end": 10913.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10913.94, "end": 10915.94, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 10924.460000000001, "end": 10926.460000000001, "text": " We get the waypoint here"}, {"start": 10929.66, "end": 10932.300000000001, "text": " Never tell anyone your password got it"}, {"start": 10943.94, "end": 10945.94, "text": " You're lucky"}, {"start": 10952.26, "end": 10958.36, "text": " 9% increase rarity or 10% movement, it's got to be the movement just get through this shit"}, {"start": 10968.66, "end": 10973.300000000001, "text": " All right, so do I want to take Thunderstorm first?"}, {"start": 10973.94, "end": 10980.42, "text": " I think I take thunderstorm or bone whatever the fuck"}, {"start": 10982.460000000001, "end": 10984.460000000001, "text": " Bone storm"}, {"start": 10987.26, "end": 10989.26, "text": " It's your build"}, {"start": 10989.86, "end": 10993.140000000001, "text": " All right, bone storm forget I've never used a spell. Let's see how it works"}, {"start": 10993.7, "end": 10999.18, "text": " So this completely replaces my volcano by the way, so we're just gonna take all these out"}, {"start": 10999.82, "end": 11003.42, "text": " Bring them the fuck down there, and then we're gonna put bone storm"}, {"start": 11003.94, "end": 11011.380000000001, "text": " over volcano then very important we're gonna go to cosmetics we're gonna go to"}, {"start": 11011.380000000001, "end": 11014.78, "text": " skills we're gonna go to"}, {"start": 11019.18, "end": 11027.58, "text": " is there no skin for bone storm why would I even bother using this"}, {"start": 11033.94, "end": 11043.94, "text": " Oh, here we go, Sanguine Bones Storm."}, {"start": 11043.94, "end": 11046.380000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11046.380000000001, "end": 11054.54, "text": " I mean, I'll be honest, it seems rather ugly."}, {"start": 11054.54, "end": 11057.54, "text": " Does there need to be an effect?"}, {"start": 11057.54, "end": 11059.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11059.54, "end": 11062.54, "text": " Bone Blast."}, {"start": 11062.54, "end": 11075.460000000001, "text": " We'll go standard like fucking peasants for the time being."}, {"start": 11075.460000000001, "end": 11076.460000000001, "text": " I can gamble twice."}, {"start": 11076.460000000001, "end": 11077.7, "text": " I feel like I shouldn't right now."}, {"start": 11077.7, "end": 11084.42, "text": " My weapon's alright."}, {"start": 11084.42, "end": 11085.42, "text": " Let's see some stuff."}, {"start": 11085.42, "end": 11086.42, "text": " Contagion."}, {"start": 11086.42, "end": 11087.42, "text": " Ready to go."}, {"start": 11087.42, "end": 11088.42, "text": " Stash."}, {"start": 11088.42, "end": 11089.42, "text": " Gems."}, {"start": 11089.42, "end": 11097.58, "text": " Gems, magnified area, magnified there."}, {"start": 11104.22, "end": 11111.42, "text": " Control destruction and Zenith. Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 11119.42, "end": 11133.84, "text": " Is there a corrosion gem or something?"}, {"start": 11133.84, "end": 11142.7, "text": " Hold on, I'm confused."}, {"start": 11142.7, "end": 11147.32, "text": " So it says I also need to get corrosion on ravenous swarm."}, {"start": 11147.32, "end": 11152.32, "text": " So let's get that, I guess."}, {"start": 11152.32, "end": 11153.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11153.32, "end": 11154.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11154.32, "end": 11166.72, "text": " You must not have learned about an advanced mechanic called support gyms."}, {"start": 11166.72, "end": 11169.72, "text": " If you learn about them, you get past the loading screen."}, {"start": 11169.72, "end": 11192.199999999999, "text": " I'm gonna put all those away. I've got these runes."}, {"start": 11192.2, "end": 11193.34, "text": " What the fuck is a blank rune?"}, {"start": 11193.34, "end": 11195.34, "text": " Untouched by- oh no, this is a quest."}, {"start": 11201.02, "end": 11202.02, "text": " Goes to him."}, {"start": 11204.34, "end": 11206.34, "text": " I don't know what I care about here."}, {"start": 11211.820000000002, "end": 11212.820000000002, "text": " Iron rune?"}, {"start": 11212.82, "end": 11214.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11220.82, "end": 11222.82, "text": " Are you selling anything"}, {"start": 11230.82, "end": 11237.14, "text": " Spell damage critical hit mana regen prudent greater flask of the apprentice"}, {"start": 11242.82, "end": 11254.5, "text": " 300 gold for this check the ring oh yeah seven decks adds one to four physical"}, {"start": 11254.5, "end": 11259.779999999999, "text": " damage to attacks this wouldn't work on my stuff right I need physical spell"}, {"start": 11259.779999999999, "end": 11262.06, "text": " damage"}, {"start": 11262.06, "end": 11271.06, "text": " How do I gamble rings, can I?"}, {"start": 11271.06, "end": 11275.74, "text": " Oh, I can't."}, {"start": 11275.74, "end": 11278.22, "text": " 4,400?"}, {"start": 11278.22, "end": 11285.34, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 11285.34, "end": 11290.34, "text": " About one."}, {"start": 11290.34, "end": 11307.26, "text": " another one. Eugh! Worthless. I got 2,500 gold. Not good. One more time, I can't. It's"}, {"start": 11307.26, "end": 11311.42, "text": " not just the cost that limits me. He has a certain amount of charges and I'm at zero"}, {"start": 11311.42, "end": 11326.42, "text": " out of a hundred now. Oh yeah, Pone Storm. Interesting."}, {"start": 11341.42, "end": 11359.86, "text": " Okay, that's pretty sick"}, {"start": 11371.42, "end": 11395.02, "text": " I'm taking my way down here."}, {"start": 11395.02, "end": 11397.82, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 11397.82, "end": 11399.82, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 11402.02, "end": 11404.74, "text": " Okay, let's go this side part of the plan"}, {"start": 11411.26, "end": 11413.58, "text": " Why'd you do that I got stunned"}, {"start": 11415.02, "end": 11419.92, "text": " The game decided to add a sprint mechanic and so as you sprint around the map"}, {"start": 11420.02, "end": 11422.22, "text": " You feel really good and you feel really fast"}, {"start": 11422.22, "end": 11427.939999999999, "text": " But if you get hit while sprinting, it knocks you down and you're stunned for like five seconds and you die"}, {"start": 11428.9, "end": 11434.22, "text": " I'll be honest. I probably unbind my sprint button if I was doing a hard quarter"}, {"start": 11437.82, "end": 11439.82, "text": " Just unbind it"}, {"start": 11439.82, "end": 11454.46, "text": " You can pause when you get knocked down and reset."}, {"start": 11454.46, "end": 11467.66, "text": " That sounds like cheating."}, {"start": 11467.66, "end": 11470.02, "text": " So Quinn, and Quinn's a Twitter cheater."}, {"start": 11470.02, "end": 11470.86, "text": " I said it."}, {"start": 11472.539999999999, "end": 11473.7, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11473.7, "end": 11475.34, "text": " Where's that stupid talent tree?"}, {"start": 11492.22, "end": 11494.5, "text": " Skill effect duration, all right."}, {"start": 11494.5, "end": 11495.7, "text": " I guess that's important."}, {"start": 11497.66, "end": 11500.66, "text": " Just a little boring."}, {"start": 11502.66, "end": 11503.66, "text": " Where the fuck was it?"}, {"start": 11504.66, "end": 11506.66, "text": " It wants me to go up this way."}, {"start": 11508.66, "end": 11510.66, "text": " What does Act 2 have me do?"}, {"start": 11511.66, "end": 11512.66, "text": " How does this look?"}, {"start": 11515.66, "end": 11517.66, "text": " Okay, I just started expanding a little early."}, {"start": 11518.66, "end": 11519.66, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11522.66, "end": 11524.66, "text": " Can I fucking zoom the fuck in a little better here?"}, {"start": 11525.66, "end": 11526.66, "text": " Jeez."}, {"start": 11527.66, "end": 11536.26, "text": " 30% increased damage and minions deal 30% increased damage."}, {"start": 11536.26, "end": 11538.66, "text": " Do my plants count as minions?"}, {"start": 11538.66, "end": 11543.66, "text": " Checking."}, {"start": 11543.66, "end": 11550.1, "text": " Why the fuck are we taking this then?"}, {"start": 11550.1, "end": 11556.66, "text": " I mean it is 30% increased damage but I guess it's still really good."}, {"start": 11556.66, "end": 11563.94, "text": " Spells gain 12% of the damage is extra chaos"}, {"start": 11563.94, "end": 11587.54, "text": " Yeah, it's all just flat, big fucking percentage increases."}, {"start": 11587.54, "end": 11588.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11588.54, "end": 11590.54, "text": " I guess we take that then"}, {"start": 11598.880000000001, "end": 11600.880000000001, "text": " Wait, where where is it hello"}, {"start": 11606.580000000002, "end": 11614.060000000001, "text": " It's from your ascendancy you get them later. Oh, so it's just not even in the oh, I don't have it yet. Okay"}, {"start": 11619.52, "end": 11626.740000000002, "text": " When the fuck do I get a sentencing all right, and I'll just stick with the basic shit. We'll go to here"}, {"start": 11630.740000000002, "end": 11632.740000000002, "text": " Act 2"}, {"start": 11648.54, "end": 11657.62, "text": " That's a full circle going the wrong way."}, {"start": 11657.62, "end": 11661.34, "text": " That's amazing."}, {"start": 11661.34, "end": 11663.740000000002, "text": " Thanks for the raids, Azaren."}, {"start": 11663.740000000002, "end": 11668.740000000002, "text": " What a misplay."}, {"start": 11668.740000000002, "end": 11677.740000000002, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 11677.74, "end": 11686.619999999999, "text": " Now I get Path of Exile sweats judging me, for my fucking cluelessness."}, {"start": 11686.619999999999, "end": 11693.98, "text": " And my guide following."}, {"start": 11693.98, "end": 11698.26, "text": " It was already pretty bad getting made fun of by people that don't play the game."}, {"start": 11698.26, "end": 11702.06, "text": " Now I get to get made fun of by people that do and don't play the game."}, {"start": 11702.06, "end": 11704.06, "text": " How exciting!"}, {"start": 11710.939999999999, "end": 11712.939999999999, "text": " Everyone is better than you."}, {"start": 11717.1, "end": 11723.98, "text": " Leave it vague. Up to interpretation. Just across the board everyone's better. We're not even talking about path anymore."}, {"start": 11726.14, "end": 11728.3, "text": " It's a big boy. Goodness gracious."}, {"start": 11728.300000000001, "end": 11733.500000000002, "text": " Okay, chip away that armor."}, {"start": 11733.500000000002, "end": 11736.060000000001, "text": " Massive charge up on the bone storm."}, {"start": 11736.060000000001, "end": 11741.160000000002, "text": " I feel like going, Jeez!"}, {"start": 11741.160000000002, "end": 11742.160000000002, "text": " Contagion dot."}, {"start": 11742.160000000002, "end": 11743.86, "text": " Get all my plants rocking."}, {"start": 11743.86, "end": 11745.500000000002, "text": " Chip away his armor."}, {"start": 11745.500000000002, "end": 11748.220000000001, "text": " Charge it up."}, {"start": 11748.220000000001, "end": 11749.220000000001, "text": " Charging."}, {"start": 11749.220000000001, "end": 11750.62, "text": " He's already dead."}, {"start": 11750.62, "end": 11753.000000000002, "text": " Wasn't even looking at himself."}, {"start": 11753.000000000002, "end": 11755.640000000001, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 11755.640000000001, "end": 11756.640000000001, "text": " Skill gem five."}, {"start": 11756.640000000001, "end": 11757.640000000001, "text": " Thunder storm."}, {"start": 11757.64, "end": 11759.64, "text": " Big spell need this"}, {"start": 11767.48, "end": 11770.56, "text": " What to bind thunderstorm to I guess Q"}, {"start": 11774.119999999999, "end": 11776.119999999999, "text": " What skill gems do I put in this bitch"}, {"start": 11780.039999999999, "end": 11784.96, "text": " Doesn't say here back to living lightning and rapid casting"}, {"start": 11787.64, "end": 11790.439999999999, "text": " We go home and free this up"}, {"start": 11800.06, "end": 11805.68, "text": " To the stash gems don't put the French toast"}, {"start": 11810.279999999999, "end": 11812.279999999999, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11812.32, "end": 11814.32, "text": " living"}, {"start": 11814.32, "end": 11816.32, "text": " lightning"}, {"start": 11816.32, "end": 11822.119999999999, "text": " A level 2 uncut gem is required. So it's level 2. Alright, and then rapid casting."}, {"start": 11830.52, "end": 11835.1, "text": " Okay, I can get rapid casting. Really? 15% increased cast speed?"}, {"start": 11837.68, "end": 11841.94, "text": " Don't I just put this down one time and it just that's it? I'm done?"}, {"start": 11846.32, "end": 11868.32, "text": " It's good? Really? Wouldn't I have more value just to cast it faster? I mean, I do see the net value of it, but for something you're not spamming and you put down just every now and then, you'd be spamming that shit, do I?"}, {"start": 11868.32, "end": 11872.32, "text": " I thought it lasts a long time. Okay, maybe I'm not misunderstanding here."}, {"start": 11872.32, "end": 11879.32, "text": " Conjure a thunderstorm which causes lightning strikes enemies near or drenched causing them to become shocked or frozen more easily."}, {"start": 11879.32, "end": 11887.32, "text": " Plants in the area become overgrown. My goal is to simply overgrow my plants."}, {"start": 11887.32, "end": 11891.32, "text": " How long does lightning storm last? Does it show?"}, {"start": 11891.32, "end": 11905.48, "text": " Cast time 0.9 seconds total damage."}, {"start": 11905.48, "end": 11907.72, "text": " So you cast it more, it lasts 12 seconds."}, {"start": 11907.72, "end": 11912.32, "text": " So basically I'm casting it one time every 12 seconds."}, {"start": 11912.32, "end": 11924.52, "text": " I mean, I feel like I would like magnified area more, but you move a lot."}, {"start": 11924.52, "end": 11927.4, "text": " My plants are standing still, though, aren't they?"}, {"start": 11927.4, "end": 11929.96, "text": " All right, whatever."}, {"start": 11929.96, "end": 11936.199999999999, "text": " Listening to the guide, that was better than me."}, {"start": 11936.199999999999, "end": 11937.199999999999, "text": " My bad, I apologize."}, {"start": 11937.2, "end": 11939.2, "text": " I'll stop trying to think."}, {"start": 11969.2, "end": 11971.2, "text": " It's just for the mobility, I feel like I do."}, {"start": 11987.92, "end": 11990.92, "text": " Bravada's swarm doesn't get anything, Frostbomb doesn't get anything, alright."}, {"start": 11992.2, "end": 11994.2, "text": " I guess I don't need to support..."}, {"start": 11994.2, "end": 11996.2, "text": " one bullshit."}, {"start": 11996.2, "end": 11997.2, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11999.2, "end": 12009.480000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12009.480000000001, "end": 12010.480000000001, "text": " Fucking filthy."}, {"start": 12010.480000000001, "end": 12012.2, "text": " Honestly, gross and disgusting."}, {"start": 12012.2, "end": 12013.2, "text": " Skills."}, {"start": 12013.2, "end": 12014.2, "text": " Where is..."}, {"start": 12014.2, "end": 12015.2, "text": " Thunderstorm?"}, {"start": 12015.2, "end": 12023.720000000001, "text": " That's getting in the game."}, {"start": 12023.720000000001, "end": 12024.720000000001, "text": " Crashes it."}, {"start": 12024.720000000001, "end": 12025.720000000001, "text": " Instantly."}, {"start": 12025.720000000001, "end": 12026.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12026.72, "end": 12030.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, I pay to not play the game."}, {"start": 12030.119999999999, "end": 12032.119999999999, "text": " You take that shit."}, {"start": 12032.119999999999, "end": 12034.119999999999, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 12034.119999999999, "end": 12037.16, "text": " Oh my god, it lagged."}, {"start": 12037.16, "end": 12039.96, "text": " It logged me the fuck out."}, {"start": 12039.96, "end": 12046.92, "text": " Oh fuck, that's funny."}, {"start": 12046.92, "end": 12052.439999999999, "text": " Oh, we're back in."}, {"start": 12052.44, "end": 12057.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, I actually like this skin because it adds like this circle, so I actually see my"}, {"start": 12057.960000000001, "end": 12069.800000000001, "text": " lightning storm and the perimeter is actually way better."}, {"start": 12069.800000000001, "end": 12091.220000000001, "text": " I'm debating. Do I want thunderstorm bound to right click or bone storm bound to right"}, {"start": 12091.220000000001, "end": 12096.320000000002, "text": " click? What am I going to be using more often later on? I'm thinking it's going to be lightning"}, {"start": 12096.32, "end": 12111.92, "text": " storm. So maybe I should put lightning storm here. I don't know. Phone storm is only for"}, {"start": 12111.92, "end": 12120.68, "text": " bosses? I mean it's still a big deal though. Use mouse buttons. Damn! Am I a mouse button"}, {"start": 12120.68, "end": 12127.68, "text": " Andy? I could do mouse buttons."}, {"start": 12132.84, "end": 12139.84, "text": " Well that's gonna fuck with me. Inputs."}, {"start": 12141.36, "end": 12145.0, "text": " One or more actions are not set, whatever the fuck it cares."}, {"start": 12145.0, "end": 12149.2, "text": " This might go to, this is my Q."}, {"start": 12149.2, "end": 12157.12, "text": " seven eight nine bound to my mouse then that can say as f"}, {"start": 12162.480000000001, "end": 12163.2, "text": " you can go as e"}, {"start": 12166.480000000001, "end": 12166.800000000001, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 12166.800000000001, "end": 12176.800000000001, "text": " Damn, this is gonna be weird."}, {"start": 12176.800000000001, "end": 12183.800000000001, "text": " This is gonna be really fucking weird."}, {"start": 12183.800000000001, "end": 12190.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12190.6, "end": 12193.800000000001, "text": " Is there a skill gem here?"}, {"start": 12193.800000000001, "end": 12195.800000000001, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 12209.880000000001, "end": 12213.320000000002, "text": " Those explosions mine can't tell"}, {"start": 12223.800000000001, "end": 12233.800000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12263.800000000001, "end": 12270.800000000001, "text": " Big level up?"}, {"start": 12270.800000000001, "end": 12281.000000000002, "text": " Finally, holy fuck, I found it."}, {"start": 12281.000000000002, "end": 12289.000000000002, "text": " This MTX makes you feel Thunderstorm must do a fuck ton of damage and it just waters"}, {"start": 12289.000000000002, "end": 12290.000000000002, "text": " your plants."}, {"start": 12290.000000000002, "end": 12293.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's all it's supposed to do."}, {"start": 12293.0, "end": 12322.0, "text": " So I know there's like a fucking lag, I don't have to."}, {"start": 12322.0, "end": 12328.96, "text": " There's like some guy I got to kill here that gets some type of buff, and then I just got"}, {"start": 12328.96, "end": 12329.96, "text": " to kill the boss."}, {"start": 12329.960000000001, "end": 12354.320000000002, "text": " As long as they don't miss that room, I'm happy."}, {"start": 12354.320000000002, "end": 12356.000000000002, "text": " Hello kitty cat."}, {"start": 12356.000000000002, "end": 12359.2, "text": " Shit, it's down south left."}, {"start": 12359.2, "end": 12384.76, "text": " Oh, this is it, nice."}, {"start": 12384.76, "end": 12387.68, "text": " This is that one boss I gotta fight."}, {"start": 12387.68, "end": 12388.68, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 12404.68, "end": 12405.68, "text": " Jeez!"}, {"start": 12408.18, "end": 12409.68, "text": " Massacred this guy."}, {"start": 12417.68, "end": 12442.720000000001, "text": " stairs script now I can just W key all the way down"}, {"start": 12442.720000000001, "end": 12450.720000000001, "text": " If I can find the right way."}, {"start": 12450.720000000001, "end": 12453.800000000001, "text": " I found the right way."}, {"start": 12453.800000000001, "end": 12456.800000000001, "text": " Use that item you got."}, {"start": 12456.800000000001, "end": 12458.800000000001, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 12458.800000000001, "end": 12464.560000000001, "text": " Plus 20 max HP."}, {"start": 12464.560000000001, "end": 12465.560000000001, "text": " Massive chest."}, {"start": 12495.56, "end": 12500.56, "text": " And somebody dropped."}, {"start": 12500.56, "end": 12503.56, "text": " Ooh, a lesser body room."}, {"start": 12503.56, "end": 12505.56, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 12525.56, "end": 12552.56, "text": " I feel like I want my intelligence, I lose like a whole rune"}, {"start": 12552.56, "end": 12557.14, "text": " Don't don't I"}, {"start": 12564.08, "end": 12568.92, "text": " Yeah, it looks like rapid casting gets deactivated so I'm not gonna wear that"}, {"start": 12575.96, "end": 12578.24, "text": " Use over balcony on blue items"}, {"start": 12578.24, "end": 12582.86, "text": " You all keep fucking reminding me about this bullshit."}, {"start": 12582.86, "end": 12585.92, "text": " I keep forgetting orb of alchemy."}, {"start": 12585.92, "end": 12589.6, "text": " Upgrades a normal or magic item to rare."}, {"start": 12589.6, "end": 12601.08, "text": " Wouldn't I just want to use that on a white maybe?"}, {"start": 12601.08, "end": 12603.08, "text": " I also need to identify."}, {"start": 12619.08, "end": 12621.08, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 12661.08, "end": 12663.08, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 12691.08, "end": 12708.08, "text": " You will go to the other, go to the cave, release the beast, give me what you call it."}, {"start": 12708.08, "end": 12734.48, "text": " Okay, big boy."}, {"start": 12734.48, "end": 12740.8, "text": " Oh Jesus"}, {"start": 12764.48, "end": 12771.48, "text": " A lot of damage."}, {"start": 12794.48, "end": 12810.4, "text": " from the desert from the best you yes find kill me but first please stop the"}, {"start": 12810.4, "end": 12813.4, "text": " You're right, Mr. Bear, as you wish."}, {"start": 12815.4, "end": 12816.4, "text": " Big loot?"}, {"start": 12818.4, "end": 12823.4, "text": " It must be cased. Let us return to Clearfell to make our preparations."}, {"start": 12823.4, "end": 12828.4, "text": " Well, hold on. Hold on, I- fuck. Fuck, how do I do this?"}, {"start": 12829.4, "end": 12832.4, "text": " Uh, can I just go home, identify Cell, and come back?"}, {"start": 12836.4, "end": 12837.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12837.4, "end": 12842.52, "text": " I just worry that like it's gonna disappear when I come back"}, {"start": 12847.88, "end": 12849.88, "text": " There is"}, {"start": 12858.279999999999, "end": 12862.48, "text": " Okey-dokey sell sell sell sell"}, {"start": 12862.48, "end": 12869.08, "text": " Increase recovery, reduce charges per use, yep, sell that."}, {"start": 12869.08, "end": 12871.08, "text": " He's fired himself."}, {"start": 12871.08, "end": 12873.08, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 12899.08, "end": 12902.08, "text": " The Countess has a split with the Beast."}, {"start": 12905.08, "end": 12909.08, "text": " Every attempt to control it has ended in cataclysm."}, {"start": 12910.08, "end": 12914.08, "text": " We must pursue her to the plains of Bastille."}, {"start": 12916.08, "end": 12919.08, "text": " We should find the Mericath Catvan."}, {"start": 12921.08, "end": 12926.08, "text": " Only they can lead us through the harsh, unforgiving land."}, {"start": 12929.4, "end": 12931.8, "text": " Okay, big cutscene"}, {"start": 12934.6, "end": 12938.48, "text": " Wait, wait, where am I?"}, {"start": 12943.88, "end": 12947.4, "text": " How the fuck do I identify items and oh god, I was gonna"}, {"start": 12949.92, "end": 12956.039999999999, "text": " Can you identify still he's still back there. Oh, we still can't okay cool"}, {"start": 12956.04, "end": 12968.400000000001, "text": " 73% ooooh. Hold on, am I crazy? Spell physical damage is my roots, right? And then 73% spell"}, {"start": 12968.400000000001, "end": 12980.720000000001, "text": " damage on top of that. And 12% cast speed. Is this really good? That's what I want, right?"}, {"start": 12980.720000000001, "end": 12988.6, "text": " So I- I- I go here, and then- I don't have any Exalted Orbs here."}, {"start": 12988.6, "end": 12991.000000000002, "text": " Maybe I can go to a stash or someone?"}, {"start": 12991.000000000002, "end": 12992.000000000002, "text": " Need an offhand."}, {"start": 12992.000000000002, "end": 12999.080000000002, "text": " Oh, shit, so then I get a good offhand with this, huh?"}, {"start": 12999.080000000002, "end": 13003.800000000001, "text": " Brance the skill, level 5 power siphon."}, {"start": 13003.800000000001, "end": 13008.760000000002, "text": " Instantly kill a near-death enemy to gain a power charge, the fuck, okay?"}, {"start": 13008.76, "end": 13017.48, "text": " I don't know if I care about this. I'm just gonna I don't think I can wear it. No, I can't"}, {"start": 13019.48, "end": 13023.4, "text": " Hmm double wand, can you double wand?"}, {"start": 13032.36, "end": 13035.4, "text": " Consumes your power charges to cause much larger explosions"}, {"start": 13038.76, "end": 13040.16, "text": " Maybe I put that here then."}, {"start": 13042.960000000001, "end": 13043.800000000001, "text": " Oh hey, there's people."}, {"start": 13043.800000000001, "end": 13045.12, "text": " Oh, cool."}, {"start": 13045.12, "end": 13045.960000000001, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 13046.960000000001, "end": 13048.28, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 13048.28, "end": 13050.32, "text": " Buy and sell."}, {"start": 13050.32, "end": 13052.68, "text": " Do you sell off hands?"}, {"start": 13052.68, "end": 13054.62, "text": " Is energy, this is it?"}, {"start": 13054.62, "end": 13055.460000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13057.72, "end": 13059.880000000001, "text": " 35% increased spell physical damage."}, {"start": 13059.880000000001, "end": 13060.72, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 13062.76, "end": 13063.6, "text": " I buy that."}, {"start": 13064.36, "end": 13065.4, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 13065.4, "end": 13067.2, "text": " And then I sell, sell."}, {"start": 13067.2, "end": 13077.36, "text": " sell sell sell sell hold on look at this one plus one level to all physical spell"}, {"start": 13077.36, "end": 13085.76, "text": " skills and 21% increased spell damage this could also roll really high I can"}, {"start": 13085.76, "end": 13090.12, "text": " make things happen and it has a socket I don't know how rare those are hard to"}, {"start": 13090.12, "end": 13095.92, "text": " get currency so upgrades a normal item to a magic"}, {"start": 13095.92, "end": 13104.68, "text": " with a modifier. Augments a magic item with a new random modifier. I have 48 of these."}, {"start": 13104.68, "end": 13120.12, "text": " And then I have 11 Exalted Orbs. And I got Regal Orbs. Okay, so what I want to do, Augments"}, {"start": 13120.12, "end": 13126.44, "text": " magic item with a new random modifier I want to use this on this we'll take that"}, {"start": 13126.44, "end": 13133.300000000001, "text": " 12 in this is a guarantee fucking equip what"}, {"start": 13135.960000000001, "end": 13146.52, "text": " why is it not doing it now regal it okay"}, {"start": 13150.12, "end": 13154.1, "text": " My god, it's perfect"}, {"start": 13159.44, "end": 13161.44, "text": " Okay new random modifier"}, {"start": 13166.84, "end": 13168.84, "text": " How is this happening"}, {"start": 13173.68, "end": 13177.960000000001, "text": " My this is crazy, right, and I don't know like is this not this is obviously early game, but like"}, {"start": 13177.960000000001, "end": 13183.480000000001, "text": " Am I, should I go get a lottery ticket?"}, {"start": 13183.480000000001, "end": 13193.28, "text": " That's trash, okay it's about fucking time."}, {"start": 13193.28, "end": 13196.320000000002, "text": " Maximum energy shield."}, {"start": 13196.320000000002, "end": 13199.720000000001, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 13199.720000000001, "end": 13203.400000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 13203.400000000001, "end": 13205.740000000002, "text": " Now I gotta work on the wand."}, {"start": 13205.74, "end": 13211.86, "text": " So this is a very good wand, um, spell physical, spell damage, however, maybe I can make this"}, {"start": 13211.86, "end": 13214.26, "text": " one even better than that?"}, {"start": 13214.26, "end": 13218.38, "text": " Okay, that doesn't work."}, {"start": 13218.38, "end": 13219.78, "text": " Do I regal orb this?"}, {"start": 13219.78, "end": 13220.78, "text": " Regal it?"}, {"start": 13220.78, "end": 13221.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13221.78, "end": 13222.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13222.78, "end": 13233.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13233.78, "end": 13236.460000000001, "text": " It is very low spell damage is the problem."}, {"start": 13236.460000000001, "end": 13239.58, "text": " Oops, my bad, sorry about that."}, {"start": 13239.58, "end": 13242.62, "text": " Plus one level to all physical spell those."}, {"start": 13242.62, "end": 13243.62, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 13243.62, "end": 13245.62, "text": " Crit doesn't do anything early?"}, {"start": 13245.62, "end": 13250.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13250.62, "end": 13253.380000000001, "text": " I think I literally can't crit with my thorns."}, {"start": 13260.52, "end": 13261.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, here we go."}, {"start": 13261.220000000001, "end": 13262.320000000002, "text": " Controlled destruction."}, {"start": 13262.320000000002, "end": 13264.92, "text": " I do not have the ability to crit."}, {"start": 13265.320000000002, "end": 13266.62, "text": " So that's not good."}, {"start": 13267.42, "end": 13269.220000000001, "text": " So maybe I stopped wasting stuff on it."}, {"start": 13269.220000000001, "end": 13270.52, "text": " Like it's already kind of bricked."}, {"start": 13273.220000000001, "end": 13274.720000000001, "text": " Maybe I should just buff this one more."}, {"start": 13280.62, "end": 13296.6, "text": " Okay, sure, whatever, one, two, three, four, five, six, what, is that seven affixes?"}, {"start": 13296.6, "end": 13299.92, "text": " I mean, it's still very good."}, {"start": 13299.92, "end": 13307.960000000001, "text": " Okay, so then I go here, buy or sell, and I just sell this, it's done, whatever."}, {"start": 13307.960000000001, "end": 13316.880000000001, "text": " And then go to my stash, put my things away."}, {"start": 13316.880000000001, "end": 13319.720000000001, "text": " I do be having some runes."}, {"start": 13319.720000000001, "end": 13321.04, "text": " I don't know how those work yet."}, {"start": 13321.04, "end": 13326.28, "text": " I'll get there one day."}, {"start": 13326.28, "end": 13329.84, "text": " You can socket your weapon and your shield."}, {"start": 13329.84, "end": 13331.32, "text": " I don't know how do I do that?"}, {"start": 13339.52, "end": 13341.76, "text": " Artificer Orb in Stash."}, {"start": 13341.76, "end": 13342.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13343.880000000001, "end": 13346.52, "text": " So, currency."}, {"start": 13357.2, "end": 13358.2, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 13358.2, "end": 13363.44, "text": " adds an augment socket to a martial weapon wand staffer armor"}, {"start": 13363.44, "end": 13367.08, "text": " do i just slam these i have thirteen i don't know if these are like who save"}, {"start": 13367.08, "end": 13370.92, "text": " them up don't waste them"}, {"start": 13370.92, "end": 13375.16, "text": " yes okay so i put that there"}, {"start": 13375.16, "end": 13377.6, "text": " and i put that there"}, {"start": 13377.6, "end": 13381.960000000001, "text": " and now what do i put into these ruins"}, {"start": 13381.960000000001, "end": 13385.820000000002, "text": " early sockets ruins"}, {"start": 13385.82, "end": 13386.82, "text": " A rune, okay."}, {"start": 13388.3, "end": 13389.3, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 13393.38, "end": 13394.539999999999, "text": " I guess iron rune."}, {"start": 13396.66, "end": 13398.42, "text": " All equipment plus six int."}, {"start": 13404.02, "end": 13404.619999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13408.3, "end": 13410.98, "text": " What do I put on the offhand though? Is that considered a weapon?"}, {"start": 13415.82, "end": 13418.3, "text": " Int on offhand, so a resolve rune."}, {"start": 13428.3, "end": 13429.8, "text": " Sure, okay."}, {"start": 13430.8, "end": 13432.8, "text": " And then let's drop this in there."}, {"start": 13433.42, "end": 13434.16, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13436.46, "end": 13437.46, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 13437.46, "end": 13440.96, "text": " I feel like I'm gonna start one-shotting things faster now."}, {"start": 13440.960000000001, "end": 13448.12, "text": " I already essentially one shot, but now it's gonna be comical"}, {"start": 13457.36, "end": 13460.34, "text": " Well grand life flask"}, {"start": 13463.28, "end": 13465.28, "text": " Spirit gem"}, {"start": 13470.960000000001, "end": 13472.960000000001, "text": " To the guide."}, {"start": 13476.320000000002, "end": 13478.320000000002, "text": " Act 2. Here we are. Alright."}, {"start": 13480.480000000001, "end": 13484.640000000001, "text": " Ravenous Swarm. I already have Ravenous Swarm, I guess. Swarm upgrade."}, {"start": 13488.480000000001, "end": 13490.960000000001, "text": " It's level 4, you're right. Okay, we upgraded to Swarm. Got it."}, {"start": 13490.960000000001, "end": 13505.6, "text": " So find the Raiders and destroy them."}, {"start": 13505.6, "end": 13507.6, "text": " I'm just WKN out here."}, {"start": 13535.6, "end": 13556.18, "text": " Okay, Wardenbow, Talisman."}, {"start": 13556.18, "end": 13560.78, "text": " Talismans aren't stat 6, are they?"}, {"start": 13560.78, "end": 13564.380000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure you only have the stats of the weapon you have that you're using."}, {"start": 13564.380000000001, "end": 13566.380000000001, "text": " So your offhand doesn't matter"}, {"start": 13572.580000000002, "end": 13574.580000000002, "text": " It does"}, {"start": 13575.060000000001, "end": 13581.240000000002, "text": " Thousands are kind of a druid weapon for shapeshifting well again like I don't shapeshift so do I give a fuck about the talisman at all"}, {"start": 13581.740000000002, "end": 13586.560000000001, "text": " What if I get a talisman with spell physical damage on it does that affect anything probably not"}, {"start": 13587.660000000002, "end": 13592.78, "text": " Because it's not a statistic. No, okay, not a statistic got it"}, {"start": 13594.380000000001, "end": 13614.820000000002, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 13614.820000000002, "end": 13616.94, "text": " His bone storm is fucking filthy."}, {"start": 13616.94, "end": 13621.62, "text": " I just gotta make sure their armor is shipped from Frostbomb, and make sure I'm full mana"}, {"start": 13621.62, "end": 13624.94, "text": " So Zenith gets the value and they just die instantly if I don't fuck it up"}, {"start": 13640.060000000001, "end": 13647.52, "text": " Die you high enough freak. Oh wait now. I'm gonna act two talent points. I got to zoom the heck in"}, {"start": 13649.400000000001, "end": 13651.400000000001, "text": " Enhance"}, {"start": 13651.62, "end": 13652.62, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 13654.62, "end": 13655.62, "text": " Get the fuck outta here."}, {"start": 13661.62, "end": 13664.62, "text": " Okay, it looks like it's just going way up there."}, {"start": 13664.62, "end": 13666.62, "text": " So I gotta start making my way."}, {"start": 13666.62, "end": 13668.62, "text": " I curve right, slight bend."}, {"start": 13675.62, "end": 13676.62, "text": " So I go here."}, {"start": 13676.62, "end": 13677.62, "text": " I just make it in."}, {"start": 13677.62, "end": 13678.62, "text": " I don't know who else to make it."}, {"start": 13678.62, "end": 13679.62, "text": " And then we start going upwards."}, {"start": 13681.62, "end": 13687.980000000001, "text": " Or I mean I could start making my way for this camaraderie shit, but I don't even have"}, {"start": 13689.12, "end": 13690.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13690.44, "end": 13693.68, "text": " Ascension unlocked to do it. I need that repo shark"}, {"start": 13694.6, "end": 13697.28, "text": " I need that scroll wisdom. I need an augment orb"}, {"start": 13698.960000000001, "end": 13700.960000000001, "text": " GY"}, {"start": 13701.480000000001, "end": 13704.880000000001, "text": " You want the keystone, what's a keystone?"}, {"start": 13704.880000000001, "end": 13717.080000000002, "text": " This? Like the big, big thingamajig? The big talent. Okay, got it. I'm not sure what"}, {"start": 13717.080000000002, "end": 13718.080000000002, "text": " keystone that."}, {"start": 13718.080000000002, "end": 13729.44, "text": " If I go home now too, I'm done. Bigger? Fucking what? What the hell's bigger than that?"}, {"start": 13729.44, "end": 13736.44, "text": " We're talking about this, right?"}, {"start": 13736.44, "end": 13738.44, "text": " Top."}, {"start": 13738.44, "end": 13740.44, "text": " Oh, wild surging."}, {"start": 13740.44, "end": 13741.44, "text": " This was massive."}, {"start": 13741.44, "end": 13746.44, "text": " Storm and plant spells deal 50% more damage, cost 50% less."}, {"start": 13746.44, "end": 13753.44, "text": " Oh, and have 75% less duration."}, {"start": 13753.44, "end": 13758.44, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 13758.44, "end": 13763.44, "text": " Sacrificial blood."}, {"start": 13763.44, "end": 13768.44, "text": " Yeah, so I can only have four roots out at a time."}, {"start": 13768.44, "end": 13774.44, "text": " So, really, I can sac duration and make it to where I just spam my roots, right?"}, {"start": 13774.44, "end": 13778.44, "text": " I think that's the end goal."}, {"start": 13788.44, "end": 13793.44, "text": " Level 5 some bullshit, upgrade the roots."}, {"start": 13798.44, "end": 13800.44, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 13800.44, "end": 13803.44, "text": " Enter the caravan."}, {"start": 13804.44, "end": 13807.44, "text": " What the fuck's the caravan?"}, {"start": 13808.44, "end": 13810.44, "text": " Oh, here."}, {"start": 13818.44, "end": 13832.44, "text": " Wow. Imagine I was playing Werewolf. I know minions deal 5% increased damage, that's horrible."}, {"start": 13832.44, "end": 13837.44, "text": " But 47% increased elemental damage with attacks and plus 2 level to all melee skills. That's"}, {"start": 13837.44, "end": 13847.640000000001, "text": " It's really good, right?"}, {"start": 13847.640000000001, "end": 13848.640000000001, "text": " Wolf has Pac-Manians?"}, {"start": 13848.640000000001, "end": 13849.640000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13849.64, "end": 13857.24, "text": " goes there you make no need to rush hmm all right"}, {"start": 13868.039999999999, "end": 13873.88, "text": " okay talk to Sakuma of the stigma"}, {"start": 13879.64, "end": 13885.66, "text": " Yeah travel with some fuck to the corruption click"}, {"start": 13893.98, "end": 13898.22, "text": " So now I leave the Halani gates"}, {"start": 13902.019999999999, "end": 13904.92, "text": " Okay, travel the garrons report. Okay, keep going"}, {"start": 13904.92, "end": 13908.32, "text": " Okay, we talked."}, {"start": 13908.32, "end": 13916.4, "text": " He says we're gonna have to travel to the Ma Dunn something."}, {"start": 13916.4, "end": 13919.76, "text": " Is the story of Path of Exile too good?"}, {"start": 13919.76, "end": 13925.24, "text": " I'm obviously not giving a shit about it, but curious if it's actually good."}, {"start": 13925.24, "end": 13930.08, "text": " No, it's dog shit."}, {"start": 13930.08, "end": 13931.08, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 13931.08, "end": 13932.08, "text": " It's good, yes."}, {"start": 13932.08, "end": 13933.08, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13933.08, "end": 13934.08, "text": " Who knows?"}, {"start": 13934.08, "end": 13936.08, "text": " It genuinely is good, is it?"}, {"start": 13937.08, "end": 13938.08, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13938.08, "end": 13963.56, "text": " Why are we moving?"}, {"start": 13963.56, "end": 13965.72, "text": " How do I get off?"}, {"start": 13965.720000000001, "end": 13967.720000000001, "text": " to the Mod Enquiry, whoa."}, {"start": 13985.720000000001, "end": 13987.720000000001, "text": " Okay, whatever, I don't know what happened."}, {"start": 13991.720000000001, "end": 13993.720000000001, "text": " That's her name, huh?"}, {"start": 13993.720000000001, "end": 13995.720000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13995.720000000001, "end": 13997.720000000001, "text": " will"}, {"start": 14023.720000000001, "end": 14045.420000000002, "text": " Uh oh, I got knocked down."}, {"start": 14045.42, "end": 14054.7, "text": " level 5."}, {"start": 14054.7, "end": 14081.980000000001, "text": " I guess Contagion."}, {"start": 14081.98, "end": 14083.98, "text": " A woo woo is now online."}, {"start": 14087.98, "end": 14088.98, "text": " Insane."}, {"start": 14111.98, "end": 14118.98, "text": " So what do I want on a chest?"}, {"start": 14118.98, "end": 14124.38, "text": " I don't really see any stats on these ever that I'm like, excited about."}, {"start": 14124.38, "end": 14128.26, "text": " So I don't know what to really even be looking for."}, {"start": 14128.26, "end": 14131.34, "text": " Life and Resists."}, {"start": 14131.34, "end": 14134.14, "text": " I mean this has Lightning and Cold Resist on it."}, {"start": 14134.14, "end": 14137.14, "text": " 28 decks required, but something there, right?"}, {"start": 14143.82, "end": 14144.82, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 14157.14, "end": 14160.14, "text": " Wait, why the fuck can I go into the Val route? Hello?"}, {"start": 14164.14, "end": 14166.14, "text": " I feel like I haven't cleared any of these."}, {"start": 14167.74, "end": 14169.74, "text": " Alright, I guess I cleared these. I didn't realize."}, {"start": 14173.019999999999, "end": 14175.019999999999, "text": " Or maybe I didn't?"}, {"start": 14180.06, "end": 14182.619999999999, "text": " Oh, okay, here we go. I'm so confused."}, {"start": 14184.619999999999, "end": 14186.619999999999, "text": " Workshop."}, {"start": 14194.14, "end": 14216.22, "text": " I'm not gonna be able to make it obviously not yet at least"}, {"start": 14216.220000000001, "end": 14245.02, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 14245.02, "end": 14248.02, "text": " I have no idea what I'm doing here, so probably."}, {"start": 14254.52, "end": 14257.52, "text": " From what I'm gathering, this shit does not really matter at all."}, {"start": 14270.52, "end": 14272.02, "text": " Exalted workbench."}, {"start": 14272.02, "end": 14277.02, "text": " Dogman's a rare equipment with a new random modifier."}, {"start": 14279.4, "end": 14280.24, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 14281.640000000001, "end": 14285.0, "text": " Can I add more to these wands or no?"}, {"start": 14290.12, "end": 14291.42, "text": " Six is still the max."}, {"start": 14291.42, "end": 14293.800000000001, "text": " Okay, so this is maxed out."}, {"start": 14293.800000000001, "end": 14294.94, "text": " That's maxed out."}, {"start": 14299.24, "end": 14300.74, "text": " Neck, I guess."}, {"start": 14302.02, "end": 14306.02, "text": " Left alt shows how many you have. Makes it easier."}, {"start": 14306.02, "end": 14310.02, "text": " Yeah, I guess."}, {"start": 14310.02, "end": 14314.02, "text": " Ooh, wore my boots."}, {"start": 14314.02, "end": 14320.02, "text": " I don't know what I got, but sure."}, {"start": 14320.02, "end": 14324.02, "text": " Lots of resist on that. That's fun. Moving on."}, {"start": 14332.02, "end": 14360.42, "text": " Okay, another equipment plus 8% fire resist, sure."}, {"start": 14360.42, "end": 14375.26, "text": " Why can't I cast?"}, {"start": 14375.26, "end": 14403.26, "text": " I can't cast any spells except this, what the fuck happened?"}, {"start": 14403.26, "end": 14414.460000000001, "text": " Your amulet is still in the forge."}, {"start": 14414.460000000001, "end": 14442.78, "text": " I can't cast anything. I don't have enough strength for entangle now."}, {"start": 14442.78, "end": 14466.18, "text": " It's gone press. I'm pressing alt you fucks. I'm holding it right now. I am holding alt"}, {"start": 14466.18, "end": 14471.18, "text": " Pressing it, tapping it. It's just fucking gone."}, {"start": 14481.18, "end": 14484.18, "text": " Holding Alt. Holding Alt."}, {"start": 14489.18, "end": 14490.18, "text": " When did I put it in here?"}, {"start": 14490.18, "end": 14503.86, "text": " here okay it's back great select air or sets a skill gem to have three sockets"}, {"start": 14503.86, "end": 14510.16, "text": " okay what does it want me to give three bone storm all right so we're gonna"}, {"start": 14510.16, "end": 14519.460000000001, "text": " press G we're gonna find bone storm we're gonna knock that bad boy to three"}, {"start": 14519.460000000001, "end": 14525.460000000001, "text": " Sockets and what does he use in his?"}, {"start": 14525.460000000001, "end": 14530.460000000001, "text": " Burgans and considered casting"}, {"start": 14530.460000000001, "end": 14537.460000000001, "text": " Support spell skills that hit enemies and you cast yourself, boosting damage at the cost of cast speed"}, {"start": 14541.460000000001, "end": 14542.460000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 14542.460000000001, "end": 14552.380000000001, "text": " So it's chaos or removes a random modifier and augments a rare item with a new random"}, {"start": 14552.380000000001, "end": 14554.380000000001, "text": " modifier."}, {"start": 14554.380000000001, "end": 14555.380000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 14555.380000000001, "end": 14584.500000000002, "text": " So"}, {"start": 14584.5, "end": 14586.5, "text": " So what happens in this room?"}, {"start": 14586.5, "end": 14588.5, "text": " My room completed."}, {"start": 14589.5, "end": 14591.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14614.5, "end": 14623.62, "text": " Upgrades magic too rare"}, {"start": 14629.7, "end": 14632.5, "text": " My helmet I guess sure"}, {"start": 14636.82, "end": 14638.82, "text": " Pultist crown this could have been good"}, {"start": 14638.82, "end": 14640.82, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14643.58, "end": 14647.4, "text": " How many does do do yeah, but it's got in time I like that"}, {"start": 14660.1, "end": 14662.1, "text": " Hey, where do I see my charges?"}, {"start": 14663.96, "end": 14667.88, "text": " To how many power charges can you have?"}, {"start": 14668.82, "end": 14694.82, "text": " 3? Let me see hang on. Didn't give me anything. Oh now I'm at 3."}, {"start": 14694.82, "end": 14706.82, "text": " Okay, there's two rooms left. Where the hell are they? This one?"}, {"start": 14706.82, "end": 14718.82, "text": " Uh-oh, I fell."}, {"start": 14718.82, "end": 14731.06, "text": " Riveted Mitz, Tier 2."}, {"start": 14731.06, "end": 14734.14, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 14734.14, "end": 14744.3, "text": " 1-20 Lighting Damage 2 attacks."}, {"start": 14744.3, "end": 14746.9, "text": " Spells are not attacks, kay."}, {"start": 14746.9, "end": 14748.699999999999, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 14748.7, "end": 14776.820000000002, "text": " Okay, the common staff here, I guess I'll transmute this, see what happens, trash, got it."}, {"start": 14776.82, "end": 14783.82, "text": " tier, gear, and high, or roll higher modifier ranges, gotcha."}, {"start": 14783.82, "end": 14812.82, "text": " 11% increased armor? I think, sure. Alright. One room left, this one."}, {"start": 14812.82, "end": 14824.82, "text": " Now I'm done."}, {"start": 14824.82, "end": 14827.9, "text": " The Swarovs bomb do anything here, only physical damage I see."}, {"start": 14827.9, "end": 14830.5, "text": " It just reduces their resistances."}, {"start": 14830.5, "end": 14832.5, "text": " I only use it on boss fights really."}, {"start": 14860.5, "end": 14866.62, "text": " That was a good armor piece."}, {"start": 14866.62, "end": 14868.54, "text": " I don't know how to tell."}, {"start": 14868.54, "end": 14869.54, "text": " I'll be honest."}, {"start": 14869.54, "end": 14873.5, "text": " I thought my armor was decent."}, {"start": 14873.5, "end": 14874.5, "text": " Has energy shield."}, {"start": 14874.5, "end": 14886.5, "text": " Is an energy shield good or something?"}, {"start": 14886.5, "end": 14912.5, "text": " I feel like it's not even worth buying back."}, {"start": 14912.5, "end": 14920.14, "text": " I don't think I can buy it back"}, {"start": 14942.5, "end": 14949.5, "text": " Yeah, I don't think it's a good... you leveled. Oh, that's why. And then I re-rolled the store. Got it."}, {"start": 14950.5, "end": 14951.5, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 14955.5, "end": 14956.5, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 14972.5, "end": 14979.5, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 15002.5, "end": 15005.5, "text": " Lots of damage here."}, {"start": 15014.5, "end": 15017.5, "text": " I fell."}, {"start": 15062.5, "end": 15067.18, "text": " support gem level 2. I think I actually pivot and do different support gems for"}, {"start": 15067.18, "end": 15073.36, "text": " stuff on entangle in particular. Let me see."}, {"start": 15073.36, "end": 15080.52, "text": " Accelerated growth in zenith. It wants me to get branching fissures. Branching"}, {"start": 15080.52, "end": 15087.64, "text": " fissure, fissures 2. Oh that's a support gem 3, never mind."}, {"start": 15087.64, "end": 15089.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15096.08, "end": 15098.859999999999, "text": " I guess considered casting wasn't that too"}, {"start": 15100.16, "end": 15104.16, "text": " Yeah, this one. Okay considered casting going on bone storm"}, {"start": 15105.199999999999, "end": 15107.199999999999, "text": " Got it"}, {"start": 15117.64, "end": 15123.96, "text": " You won't see support level 3 for a bit."}, {"start": 15123.96, "end": 15128.48, "text": " Alright, this is a big bird here."}, {"start": 15128.48, "end": 15132.359999999999, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 15132.359999999999, "end": 15138.279999999999, "text": " Whenever I actually do a bone storm on anything, like they're super tanky, they're just not"}, {"start": 15138.279999999999, "end": 15139.279999999999, "text": " dying."}, {"start": 15139.279999999999, "end": 15141.8, "text": " So as soon as I do one bone storm, they die."}, {"start": 15141.8, "end": 15142.8, "text": " Every time."}, {"start": 15142.8, "end": 15145.199999999999, "text": " Like I'm curious to see how the next boss goes."}, {"start": 15145.2, "end": 15147.2, "text": " I think I one-shot it."}, {"start": 15147.2, "end": 15149.2, "text": " Actually."}, {"start": 15161.2, "end": 15163.2, "text": " Oh, South right."}, {"start": 15163.2, "end": 15165.2, "text": " Is the boss. You have to checkpoint."}, {"start": 15175.2, "end": 15182.2, "text": " that end 50-50"}, {"start": 15205.2, "end": 15212.2, "text": " Your bonus won't put spikes into the enemies so when plants hit them they proc extra damage."}, {"start": 15212.2, "end": 15214.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15214.2, "end": 15217.2, "text": " That true?"}, {"start": 15217.2, "end": 15221.2, "text": " Strapdome pales enemies hit, causing subsequent attacks."}, {"start": 15221.2, "end": 15224.2, "text": " Or attack hits against the targets to deal extra damage."}, {"start": 15224.2, "end": 15228.2, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15228.2, "end": 15230.2, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 15235.2, "end": 15241.2, "text": " There we go. He's a tanky guy."}, {"start": 15241.2, "end": 15247.2, "text": " Got a sapphire ring. We love that."}, {"start": 15247.2, "end": 15251.2, "text": " Pull to resist on it."}, {"start": 15295.2, "end": 15297.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15319.880000000001, "end": 15321.880000000001, "text": " Got no gloves"}, {"start": 15325.2, "end": 15328.2, "text": " Checking?"}, {"start": 15328.2, "end": 15343.400000000001, "text": " Mine has 10% rarity, I feel like I just wore the rarity, right?"}, {"start": 15343.400000000001, "end": 15348.36, "text": " I don't need the resist, I'm killing everything."}, {"start": 15348.36, "end": 15349.36, "text": " Rarity ain't too good."}, {"start": 15349.36, "end": 15354.480000000001, "text": " Okay, yeah, but like, do I give a fuck about anything on these gloves?"}, {"start": 15354.48, "end": 15361.48, "text": " Fine, alright. We're swapping it."}, {"start": 15361.48, "end": 15367.4, "text": " I feel like with the random one-shotting everything, I'm not going to see any value"}, {"start": 15367.4, "end": 15372.4, "text": " from any of these stats whatsoever."}, {"start": 15372.4, "end": 15381.4, "text": " Defenses? Dude, I'm fucking Act 2, man."}, {"start": 15381.4, "end": 15388.4, "text": " Like by the time I maybe need those defensives, I'll find different gloves."}, {"start": 15411.4, "end": 15424.72, "text": " Where the fuck am I going?"}, {"start": 15424.72, "end": 15437.32, "text": " Okay, I want that node."}, {"start": 15437.32, "end": 15442.44, "text": " I don't know, let's take more of them, I guess."}, {"start": 15442.44, "end": 15446.119999999999, "text": " Oh, this motherfucker's one-shot me before."}, {"start": 15446.119999999999, "end": 15448.32, "text": " I remember her."}, {"start": 15448.32, "end": 15464.84, "text": " Okay, massive dam here."}, {"start": 15464.84, "end": 15467.84, "text": " It was in fact, massive damage."}, {"start": 15478.84, "end": 15480.84, "text": " Okay, we got more gloves here."}, {"start": 15483.84, "end": 15487.84, "text": " 34 armor, cold, firewars is accuracy, sure."}, {"start": 15487.84, "end": 15499.28, "text": " Okay, so that's done."}, {"start": 15499.28, "end": 15505.72, "text": " Return to the caravans lead to question the defector there, okay?"}, {"start": 15505.720000000001, "end": 15519.560000000001, "text": " Ooh, plus nine int. Fire, life regen, increase armor and energy shield. Yeah, we'll take"}, {"start": 15519.560000000001, "end": 15523.640000000001, "text": " this helmet. Sixty-six armor, closes lightning, and stun"}, {"start": 15523.640000000001, "end": 15529.400000000001, "text": " threshold. I mean, sure. I guess I'm an armor man now."}, {"start": 15530.119999999999, "end": 15532.119999999999, "text": " Okay, sell everything else"}, {"start": 15549.199999999999, "end": 15556.6, "text": " What you got hmm mana regen physical damage no good range there I"}, {"start": 15556.6, "end": 15563.2, "text": " I think it's hilarious you get started ship on server problem learning PoE too you wouldn't say this shit to him at rail class"}, {"start": 15563.52, "end": 15566.34, "text": " His passive tree is Jack the fuck is going on"}, {"start": 15571.4, "end": 15573.4, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 15576.800000000001, "end": 15582.18, "text": " Where's that one bullshit currency orb of alchemy"}, {"start": 15586.6, "end": 15598.58, "text": " As 1 to 14 lightning damage to attacks it does mana regen, gain mana per kill and light"}, {"start": 15598.58, "end": 15600.08, "text": " radius."}, {"start": 15600.08, "end": 15608.2, "text": " I mean, it's better than mine, right?"}, {"start": 15608.2, "end": 15609.2, "text": " Maybe I do another one of those."}, {"start": 15609.2, "end": 15612.56, "text": " You saw any other rings here?"}, {"start": 15612.56, "end": 15627.32, "text": " ring? No way. I can buy this and then slam it. Iron ring is good, isn't it bad for me,"}, {"start": 15627.32, "end": 15628.32, "text": " The caster."}, {"start": 15631.76, "end": 15632.96, "text": " But I just used that on the iron ring."}, {"start": 15635.4, "end": 15636.24, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 15639.56, "end": 15640.76, "text": " Mine isn't a warp of alchemy."}, {"start": 15653.8, "end": 15655.92, "text": " I don't know exactly what I want on the rings."}, {"start": 15655.92, "end": 15677.7, "text": " Well, I couldn't put that on like, fuck, I need more orb of alchemies."}, {"start": 15677.7, "end": 15688.86, "text": " Level 6, what do I want to upgrade?"}, {"start": 15688.86, "end": 15691.02, "text": " Bone storm, I guess?"}, {"start": 15691.02, "end": 15694.140000000001, "text": " It doesn't really matter."}, {"start": 15694.140000000001, "end": 15703.060000000001, "text": " Everything's dying instantly."}, {"start": 15703.060000000001, "end": 15706.460000000001, "text": " Check resistance character window."}, {"start": 15706.460000000001, "end": 15711.54, "text": " i do have seventy five percent cold resist right now"}, {"start": 15711.54, "end": 15715.18, "text": " negative one percent lightning"}, {"start": 15715.18, "end": 15721.68, "text": " takes"}, {"start": 15721.68, "end": 15724.980000000001, "text": " that's one"}, {"start": 15724.98, "end": 15726.98, "text": " Wait, no. I have a whole fucking quest in there."}, {"start": 15747.199999999999, "end": 15748.199999999999, "text": " Whatcha shellin'?"}, {"start": 15751.16, "end": 15752.66, "text": " So I can gamble here, huh?"}, {"start": 15752.66, "end": 15770.74, "text": " Brandamamulet."}, {"start": 15770.74, "end": 15772.74, "text": " So I have 9 gold left at the moment."}, {"start": 15772.74, "end": 15774.58, "text": " I don't know if I like this."}, {"start": 15774.58, "end": 15795.42, "text": " I think I need a lot of strength for some of my runes right now."}, {"start": 15795.42, "end": 15800.42, "text": " some gold you can easily respect your attributes. Alright, I could do that."}, {"start": 15800.42, "end": 15804.42, "text": " The dark hides all mana that creatures."}, {"start": 15804.42, "end": 15807.42, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 15807.42, "end": 15811.42, "text": " I flirt."}, {"start": 15825.42, "end": 15827.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15837.94, "end": 15840.64, "text": " Remember you have for all charge in case you get game. Oh, yeah trip. I got"}, {"start": 15842.54, "end": 15847.38, "text": " You're right I just have fought. Oh my god. I missed it up north"}, {"start": 15855.42, "end": 15857.42, "text": " Or it could be south."}, {"start": 15885.42, "end": 15892.42, "text": " here"}, {"start": 15905.18, "end": 15912.18, "text": " lagging"}, {"start": 15915.42, "end": 15917.42, "text": " Why you lousy?"}, {"start": 15923.42, "end": 15925.42, "text": " Skill jam level 6."}, {"start": 15927.42, "end": 15930.42, "text": " I already got bone storms. Let's get Thunderstorm maxed out."}, {"start": 15932.42, "end": 15934.42, "text": " Yep, sure."}, {"start": 15939.42, "end": 15941.42, "text": " Wait, was this a dead end?"}, {"start": 15941.42, "end": 15943.42, "text": " What the fuck it was?"}, {"start": 15945.42, "end": 15948.42, "text": " Alright. This way, go south, I guess."}, {"start": 15975.42, "end": 15996.78, "text": " Lots of loot."}, {"start": 15996.78, "end": 15998.78, "text": " This map is huge!"}, {"start": 15998.78, "end": 16001.7, "text": " I've been running for five years?"}, {"start": 16001.7, "end": 16026.380000000001, "text": " Are we sure there's like fucking connects up here?"}, {"start": 16026.380000000001, "end": 16027.380000000001, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 16027.380000000001, "end": 16035.02, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16035.02, "end": 16037.54, "text": " Centrator's passage to reach the top of the gates."}, {"start": 16037.54, "end": 16042.34, "text": " So now just keep going."}, {"start": 16042.34, "end": 16047.460000000001, "text": " Found the gates."}, {"start": 16047.460000000001, "end": 16050.26, "text": " Is there no boss down here?"}, {"start": 16050.26, "end": 16054.460000000001, "text": " Anyone know?"}, {"start": 16054.460000000001, "end": 16055.460000000001, "text": " Is there any reason?"}, {"start": 16055.460000000001, "end": 16056.460000000001, "text": " There is?"}, {"start": 16056.460000000001, "end": 16062.400000000001, "text": " boss okay I feel like there was okay well at least I got the checkpoint of the ending"}, {"start": 16062.400000000001, "end": 16085.460000000001, "text": " I bet the boss was way back at the fucking beginning I bet it's like down here"}, {"start": 16085.460000000001, "end": 16087.220000000001, "text": " No, it's above the stairs."}, {"start": 16089.220000000001, "end": 16090.820000000002, "text": " Above the stairs."}, {"start": 16097.220000000001, "end": 16098.580000000002, "text": " I don't know where the fuck that is."}, {"start": 16109.060000000001, "end": 16111.86, "text": " Oh, these stairs. There's actual in-game stairs. Okay."}, {"start": 16115.460000000001, "end": 16132.78, "text": " So maybe it's over her."}, {"start": 16132.78, "end": 16138.7, "text": " It is not."}, {"start": 16138.7, "end": 16140.7, "text": " Okay, maybe over there."}, {"start": 16147.58, "end": 16149.58, "text": " Checkpoint, this has to be it."}, {"start": 16150.78, "end": 16152.78, "text": " Paper."}, {"start": 16168.7, "end": 16177.28, "text": " a massive damage to her"}, {"start": 16177.28, "end": 16184.58, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 16184.58, "end": 16194.820000000002, "text": " oh I have to find her oh my health"}, {"start": 16194.82, "end": 16196.82, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 16203.36, "end": 16205.36, "text": " jesus christ"}, {"start": 16224.82, "end": 16236.9, "text": " Let's go sell all this and broke a cell."}, {"start": 16236.9, "end": 16238.9, "text": " Identify it please."}, {"start": 16238.9, "end": 16251.82, "text": " 32% increased armor and energy shields."}, {"start": 16251.82, "end": 16254.06, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 16254.06, "end": 16256.66, "text": " Do I want to take that yellow?"}, {"start": 16256.66, "end": 16259.9, "text": " I think I do."}, {"start": 16259.9, "end": 16272.38, "text": " 187 armor is better."}, {"start": 16272.380000000001, "end": 16274.380000000001, "text": " I don't know the value of anything."}, {"start": 16286.86, "end": 16290.660000000002, "text": " I feel like people saying I'm rage baiting. I feel like you're rage baiting. Why the fuck would I know?"}, {"start": 16291.980000000001, "end": 16295.1, "text": " Fucking retard. Fuck. Oh, I don't know shit."}, {"start": 16302.380000000001, "end": 16311.480000000001, "text": " salvage the socketed items why do I get special stuff out of salvaging socketed"}, {"start": 16311.480000000001, "end": 16327.04, "text": " gear what did I get out of that artificer's shard oh sack of ten shards"}, {"start": 16327.04, "end": 16331.2, "text": " This becomes an artificer's orb."}, {"start": 16331.2, "end": 16332.2, "text": " The fuck does an orb do?"}, {"start": 16332.2, "end": 16341.36, "text": " I don't know the name of anything."}, {"start": 16341.36, "end": 16342.36, "text": " These."}, {"start": 16342.36, "end": 16346.04, "text": " Adds an augment socket to a marshal weapon- Oh!"}, {"start": 16346.04, "end": 16347.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16347.04, "end": 16348.04, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 16348.04, "end": 16376.44, "text": " I gotta turn my AC on, I'm dying."}, {"start": 16376.44, "end": 16376.94, "text": " UGH!"}, {"start": 16380.74, "end": 16383.24, "text": " If you salvage an item with the socket, you get currency to make sockets."}, {"start": 16383.24, "end": 16386.74, "text": " If you salvage an item with quality, you get an item to add quality."}, {"start": 16387.24, "end": 16391.14, "text": " What if you salvage an item with sockets and quality?"}, {"start": 16391.74, "end": 16392.24, "text": " You get both?"}, {"start": 16398.34, "end": 16399.04, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 16406.44, "end": 16412.68, "text": " Now I gotta run back to the checkpoint. We take this we teleport down here. We go through the gates"}, {"start": 16420.28, "end": 16426.26, "text": " All right, this is about as far as I've ever gotten I've never been past this in the game"}, {"start": 16426.26, "end": 16429.199999999997, "text": " I don't think maybe I have and I don't remember it"}, {"start": 16436.44, "end": 16458.359999999997, "text": " Yeah, I think I got to here last time I streamed this game and then I started getting really"}, {"start": 16458.359999999997, "end": 16459.359999999997, "text": " fucking sick."}, {"start": 16459.359999999997, "end": 16466.16, "text": " It was like when I got home from some trip, I think Alaska, and yeah, I just got, I think"}, {"start": 16466.16, "end": 16468.16, "text": " I think it was fucking COVID."}, {"start": 16468.16, "end": 16470.16, "text": " I got massacred."}, {"start": 16470.16, "end": 16472.16, "text": " It was the worst sickness ever."}, {"start": 16473.16, "end": 16477.16, "text": " Oh yeah, by the time I felt better, I really didn't want to continue."}, {"start": 16477.16, "end": 16479.16, "text": " I detached completely."}, {"start": 16480.16, "end": 16482.16, "text": " I'm lucky."}, {"start": 16496.16, "end": 16503.16, "text": " I think I got the kill."}, {"start": 16503.16, "end": 16508.16, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 16508.16, "end": 16515.16, "text": " I think I got the kill."}, {"start": 16515.16, "end": 16520.16, "text": " I think I got the kill."}, {"start": 16520.16, "end": 16529.48, "text": " Impaled quarks."}, {"start": 16529.48, "end": 16531.28, "text": " How many do I have to unimpale here?"}, {"start": 16531.28, "end": 16539.079999999998, "text": " Is it a quest or am I just looting them?"}, {"start": 16539.079999999998, "end": 16540.079999999998, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 16540.079999999998, "end": 16541.079999999998, "text": " Leaving."}, {"start": 16541.08, "end": 16568.100000000002, "text": " that's my plan"}, {"start": 16568.1, "end": 16576.26, "text": " through it, plant through it. Actually, no, I've been farther because I've ascended before."}, {"start": 16576.26, "end": 16589.1, "text": " I think you ascend or do your class bullshit after this, right? You can do it now. Okay,"}, {"start": 16589.1, "end": 16594.34, "text": " maybe that's why I'm confused because I know I did some type of ascension and then I quit"}, {"start": 16594.34, "end": 16596.34, "text": " before I actually got to play after."}, {"start": 16598.34, "end": 16599.34, "text": " Think?"}, {"start": 16603.34, "end": 16604.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16606.34, "end": 16608.34, "text": " But it's around here. This is around..."}, {"start": 16608.34, "end": 16610.34, "text": " I've never been to Act 3, I know that."}, {"start": 16624.34, "end": 16634.34, "text": " I've never seen the monkey?"}, {"start": 16634.34, "end": 16635.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16635.34, "end": 16637.34, "text": " I have no idea who the monkey is."}, {"start": 16665.34, "end": 16668.98, "text": " hmm shit"}, {"start": 16695.34, "end": 16697.34, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 16709.34, "end": 16711.34, "text": " Oh, she's leaving."}, {"start": 16725.34, "end": 16733.86, "text": " Turn to the caravan, okay?"}, {"start": 16733.86, "end": 16736.74, "text": " Did he Google the most OP new build for PoE2?"}, {"start": 16736.74, "end": 16737.82, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16737.82, "end": 16742.7, "text": " I actually typed that in word for word."}, {"start": 16742.7, "end": 16750.58, "text": " Okay, level 7."}, {"start": 16750.58, "end": 16753.34, "text": " Anything new with level 7 here that I give a shit about?"}, {"start": 16753.34, "end": 16763.02, "text": " this guy taking any new spells thrashing vines that looks new right"}, {"start": 16763.02, "end": 16765.74, "text": " oh fuck"}, {"start": 16765.74, "end": 16766.24, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 16778.86, "end": 16781.260000000002, "text": " Well, he doesn't take thrashing vines in Act 2."}, {"start": 16781.9, "end": 16783.260000000002, "text": " Where is thrashing vines?"}, {"start": 16788.7, "end": 16789.9, "text": " Is he just not here?"}, {"start": 16791.66, "end": 16794.54, "text": " I mean, I know I may not be able to take it, but can I not look at it?"}, {"start": 16795.74, "end": 16799.74, "text": " Oh, Trashing."}, {"start": 16799.74, "end": 16804.74, "text": " Okay, so that's 9."}, {"start": 16804.74, "end": 16807.74, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 16807.74, "end": 16813.74, "text": " Okay, well in that case..."}, {"start": 16813.74, "end": 16819.74, "text": " I need level 22."}, {"start": 16819.74, "end": 16821.74, "text": " So am I underleveled right now?"}, {"start": 16821.74, "end": 16823.74, "text": " Because it gave me a level 7 skill gem"}, {"start": 16823.74, "end": 16825.100000000002, "text": " that I can't even use."}, {"start": 16829.980000000003, "end": 16832.38, "text": " Interesting, I guess that's what happens when you skip."}, {"start": 16832.38, "end": 16837.5, "text": " But truth be told, I'm like almost 22, I'm kind of on a good pace here."}, {"start": 16837.5, "end": 16842.54, "text": " When it comes to rewards and current level, not bad."}, {"start": 16846.7, "end": 16847.58, "text": " Good pace."}, {"start": 16847.58, "end": 16849.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16852.7, "end": 16854.7, "text": " Identify this slave"}, {"start": 16873.38, "end": 16875.38, "text": " Goodbye"}, {"start": 16877.58, "end": 16893.18, "text": " I think I give a shit about those just to send for the massive power spike use a regal"}, {"start": 16893.18, "end": 16905.06, "text": " on that amulet use a regal on that amulet okay done you think this is better"}, {"start": 16905.06, "end": 16921.100000000002, "text": " You won't have the stats. Yeah, I just don't think I care. I really don't think I care."}, {"start": 16921.100000000002, "end": 16927.7, "text": " I don't even care about the belts. I'm one-shotting stuff. Let me just keep pumping through the"}, {"start": 16927.7, "end": 16934.34, "text": " campaign. Use it as a route to travel to some shit. Use the legendary path. What the fuck is all"}, {"start": 16934.34, "end": 16947.66, "text": " of these quests hello okay so it looks like I have multiple things to do the red"}, {"start": 16947.66, "end": 16958.78, "text": " quest is to ascend a trial of sec suck sigma"}, {"start": 16958.78, "end": 16968.219999999998, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16968.219999999998, "end": 16973.059999999998, "text": " head of"}, {"start": 16973.059999999998, "end": 16980.5, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16980.5, "end": 16986.78, "text": " rally clocker"}, {"start": 16986.78, "end": 16991.699999999997, "text": " Hello advisor bitch."}, {"start": 16991.699999999997, "end": 16996.42, "text": " This looks weird, sure, goodbye."}, {"start": 16996.42, "end": 17011.82, "text": " Okay, and then I just run this, so this is like, pit, I guess?"}, {"start": 17011.82, "end": 17013.82, "text": " I hate this shit, okay."}, {"start": 17041.82, "end": 17067.52, "text": " Okay, I remember every time you get hit you lose like a little bit of this honor bullshit, right?"}, {"start": 17067.52, "end": 17076.12, "text": " And then I want to try and take key. Okay. I remember I remember I want to get gold keys or silver keys yada yada yada"}, {"start": 17080.32, "end": 17084.04, "text": " Awards a large sacred water fountain. I think sacred water is important too. I"}, {"start": 17087.56, "end": 17091.0, "text": " Don't know what's more important a silver key or a ritual trial"}, {"start": 17092.56, "end": 17095.02, "text": " You want to avoid bad debuffs for merchant"}, {"start": 17095.02, "end": 17101.02, "text": " 90% reduced light radius, 100% less sacred water found, that kind of griefs me, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 17101.02, "end": 17103.02, "text": " So maybe I go north."}, {"start": 17104.02, "end": 17107.02, "text": " You and minions deal 40% less damage."}, {"start": 17112.02, "end": 17114.02, "text": " North is horrible."}, {"start": 17121.02, "end": 17123.02, "text": " You think mid?"}, {"start": 17123.02, "end": 17127.18, "text": " go bottom all right I went bottom fuck it"}, {"start": 17129.74, "end": 17138.86, "text": " defeat all the red monsters in the area okay oh wait I'm already in here okay"}, {"start": 17146.5, "end": 17151.260000000002, "text": " okay one down it's not dead"}, {"start": 17153.02, "end": 17180.7, "text": " I'm charging my laser I got hit oh that was it and it's open nice"}, {"start": 17180.7, "end": 17186.96, "text": " Silver Key. Gauntlet, Restore Honor, we're sort of grants honor burdens of"}, {"start": 17186.96, "end": 17192.58, "text": " affliction. Awards of Shrine that restores honor and grants you a boon."}, {"start": 17192.58, "end": 17200.46, "text": " Affliction with Deceptive Mirror on entry. Awards of Shrine that restores honor"}, {"start": 17200.46, "end": 17203.46, "text": " and grants you a boon."}, {"start": 17205.420000000002, "end": 17210.54, "text": " Wait, I'm selected. Oh, wait a second. I'm not looking here."}, {"start": 17210.7, "end": 17214.760000000002, "text": " Silver key or large sacred fountain, no sacred fountain"}, {"start": 17218.22, "end": 17220.920000000002, "text": " Find all right, I got a W key and click crystals"}, {"start": 17223.64, "end": 17225.64, "text": " And we yellow chest"}, {"start": 17226.32, "end": 17228.32, "text": " Okay, we're gonna look at that later"}, {"start": 17228.88, "end": 17233.46, "text": " First legendary. I didn't know those existed in this game TBH"}, {"start": 17235.82, "end": 17237.82, "text": " Fuck where the crystals I got lost I"}, {"start": 17237.82, "end": 17244.14, "text": " I don't mean I didn't pay attention to where it was sending me. I have 10 seconds left okay, thank God"}, {"start": 17258.5, "end": 17261.72, "text": " I need that 30 seconds left"}, {"start": 17267.82, "end": 17282.02, "text": " Okay, we'll take that sacred water plus 188."}, {"start": 17282.02, "end": 17284.46, "text": " Let's hit the fucking inventory."}, {"start": 17284.46, "end": 17286.02, "text": " Male vestments."}, {"start": 17286.02, "end": 17291.62, "text": " Unfortunately I cannot identify it quite yet."}, {"start": 17291.62, "end": 17293.9, "text": " What does it require to wear?"}, {"start": 17293.9, "end": 17295.46, "text": " Strengthen it."}, {"start": 17295.46, "end": 17299.78, "text": " I think that's pretty good."}, {"start": 17299.78, "end": 17300.78, "text": " So I'm currently here."}, {"start": 17300.78, "end": 17311.04, "text": " I can either go Gauntlet Trial or Ritual."}, {"start": 17311.04, "end": 17312.04, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17312.04, "end": 17313.82, "text": " Boone equals positive buff?"}, {"start": 17313.82, "end": 17316.42, "text": " Yeah, but like what kind of positive buff?"}, {"start": 17316.42, "end": 17320.82, "text": " Like, I don't know what these rewards are."}, {"start": 17320.82, "end": 17325.1, "text": " I'm just gonna let y'all pick until I figure out what everything does"}, {"start": 17350.82, "end": 17352.82, "text": " What did I do?"}, {"start": 17359.82, "end": 17361.82, "text": " Okay, gain a random boon."}, {"start": 17362.82, "end": 17364.82, "text": " Let's see, where can I see what that boon is?"}, {"start": 17365.82, "end": 17367.82, "text": " The next key you pick- Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 17368.82, "end": 17371.82, "text": " These boons are no joke. I thought it was gonna be like, deal 10% bonus damage."}, {"start": 17371.82, "end": 17373.82, "text": " Like, I don't give a fuck about that."}, {"start": 17373.82, "end": 17375.82, "text": " But I'll take an extra key."}, {"start": 17376.82, "end": 17377.82, "text": " That's big stuff."}, {"start": 17377.82, "end": 17388.94, "text": " stuff. Maybe I should take double silver here. It could have been 30% damage. I don't"}, {"start": 17388.94, "end": 17394.78, "text": " care about, I don't see myself failing this. I really don't. I care about the biggest"}, {"start": 17394.78, "end": 17411.64, "text": " reward at the end and you know following a build guide I'm pretty strong I even"}, {"start": 17411.64, "end": 17415.96, "text": " have a really good weapon on top of that there's no way I could fuck it up that"}, {"start": 17415.96, "end": 17422.96, "text": " bad. I mean, sure."}, {"start": 17438.64, "end": 17443.64, "text": " Oh, done. Alright, that was easy."}, {"start": 17443.64, "end": 17446.04, "text": " Choose to take on a pledge to co-"}, {"start": 17447.48, "end": 17452.68, "text": " co-chai, uh, the inscrutable altering the parameters of the trial."}, {"start": 17465.52, "end": 17467.36, "text": " Gain a key when you are afflicted."}, {"start": 17468.36, "end": 17470.44, "text": " Gain a random minor affliction."}, {"start": 17470.88, "end": 17472.52, "text": " Remove low rivers."}, {"start": 17473.64, "end": 17477.079999999998, "text": " 50% more defenses."}, {"start": 17477.079999999998, "end": 17481.68, "text": " I mean, shouldn't I just take three? I guess I'm kind of already done, right?"}, {"start": 17481.68, "end": 17487.04, "text": " 10% reduced honor restored. I don't think I give a shit"}, {"start": 17487.04, "end": 17492.48, "text": " about my honor. I'm capped the fuck out. Is it stupid to run back and try and find"}, {"start": 17492.48, "end": 17493.88, "text": " chests and stuff back here?"}, {"start": 17493.88, "end": 17498.559999999998, "text": " I got a legendary arrow in these chests."}, {"start": 17498.559999999998, "end": 17502.239999999998, "text": " Yes, useless."}, {"start": 17502.24, "end": 17505.84, "text": " Don't, it's stupid, it's dog shit gear, but I got a legendary."}, {"start": 17509.440000000002, "end": 17510.24, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 17516.640000000003, "end": 17519.84, "text": " I was trying that Greatly Resource Honor and burdens you with an affliction."}, {"start": 17522.04, "end": 17524.04, "text": " I kinda wanna take the affliction, right?"}, {"start": 17525.04, "end": 17527.24, "text": " And then get...an extra key?"}, {"start": 17527.24, "end": 17538.120000000003, "text": " Or, I go here."}, {"start": 17538.120000000003, "end": 17542.08, "text": " It's unique, not legendary."}, {"start": 17542.08, "end": 17544.52, "text": " Your honor is maxed already, brother."}, {"start": 17544.52, "end": 17548.320000000003, "text": " Well, this restores honor, and this restores honor."}, {"start": 17548.320000000003, "end": 17552.16, "text": " Like they're both cooked."}, {"start": 17552.16, "end": 17555.36, "text": " But at least when I get an affliction, didn't I take the thing where I gain a key on the"}, {"start": 17555.36, "end": 17570.24, "text": " And next affliction I take."}, {"start": 17570.24, "end": 17571.96, "text": " Find bottom then key whatever."}, {"start": 17571.96, "end": 17573.96, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 17573.96, "end": 17592.96, "text": " useful things kept"}, {"start": 17592.96, "end": 17600.96, "text": " one down"}, {"start": 17600.96, "end": 17617.44, "text": " and"}, {"start": 17617.44, "end": 17621.28, "text": " bronze key"}, {"start": 17621.28, "end": 17650.92, "text": " Trap Steel 100% increased damage, take the key."}, {"start": 17650.920000000002, "end": 17659.800000000003, "text": " for chests bang bang yikes didn't think my time could be that wasted"}, {"start": 17666.800000000003, "end": 17671.36, "text": " it's not even badly literally just crazy"}, {"start": 17680.920000000002, "end": 17695.4, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me, am I being fucked with- I didn't think it could be so empty."}, {"start": 17695.4, "end": 17697.4, "text": " Goddamn!"}, {"start": 17697.4, "end": 17704.04, "text": " Okay, plus one silver key."}, {"start": 17704.04, "end": 17706.960000000003, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 17706.96, "end": 17710.96, "text": " The fall ahead is formidable formidable"}, {"start": 17717.8, "end": 17719.8, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 17736.96, "end": 17757.079999999998, "text": " Okay, we take that loot Hello, interact to choose your ascendancy"}, {"start": 17757.079999999998, "end": 17764.32, "text": " Okay, so when I played Druid last time, I did get to here, I remember, and I remember"}, {"start": 17764.32, "end": 17771.86, "text": " I wasn't following a guide and my chat was begging me to not play oracle because it'd be way too complicated for me"}, {"start": 17773.36, "end": 17776.7, "text": " Thank God I've got a guide now to understand how the fuck this works"}, {"start": 17782.48, "end": 17784.48, "text": " Where do I see the oh"}, {"start": 17786.3, "end": 17788.3, "text": " It's in here"}, {"start": 17788.98, "end": 17791.3, "text": " Okay, we go oracle I guess how do I"}, {"start": 17791.3, "end": 17804.1, "text": " Okay, ascent."}, {"start": 17804.1, "end": 17805.1, "text": " Purchase items."}, {"start": 17805.1, "end": 17808.1, "text": " I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 17808.1, "end": 17813.739999999998, "text": " I have zero gold keys, so depression."}, {"start": 17813.739999999998, "end": 17816.02, "text": " Can't open those."}, {"start": 17816.02, "end": 17818.02, "text": " Relic locker."}, {"start": 17818.02, "end": 17829.260000000002, "text": " So what does this do?"}, {"start": 17829.260000000002, "end": 17831.100000000002, "text": " Grants one passive skill point."}, {"start": 17831.100000000002, "end": 17837.7, "text": " So I go here, and then here."}, {"start": 17837.7, "end": 17842.7, "text": " Walk the paths not taken, apply."}, {"start": 17842.7, "end": 17851.38, "text": " Sooooo this just adds stuff to the overall tree right, like new nodes."}, {"start": 17851.38, "end": 17855.46, "text": " And that's when this comes in, come Rotary, 30% increased damage."}, {"start": 17855.46, "end": 17857.74, "text": " Yeah that's some crazy shit."}, {"start": 17857.74, "end": 17858.74, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 17858.74, "end": 17864.3, "text": " Easy peasy."}, {"start": 17864.3, "end": 17867.66, "text": " So right now it's doing a whole lot of fucking nothing."}, {"start": 17867.66, "end": 17880.5, "text": " It's covering it, but storm and plant spells now do 50% more damage, cost 50% less, and"}, {"start": 17880.5, "end": 17882.76, "text": " also have 75% less duration."}, {"start": 17882.76, "end": 17885.74, "text": " That is a massive power spike node."}, {"start": 17885.74, "end": 17889.92, "text": " We take that."}, {"start": 17889.92, "end": 17892.48, "text": " So now the build is kind of coming online."}, {"start": 17892.48, "end": 17896.28, "text": " Deep plant build."}, {"start": 17896.28, "end": 17900.68, "text": " Now I have to decide, do I want to go farther forward and grab this?"}, {"start": 17900.68, "end": 17907.36, "text": " 40% increased spell damage with spells that cost life."}, {"start": 17907.36, "end": 17917.0, "text": " My spells don't cost life though, so I don't understand why I take this."}, {"start": 17917.0, "end": 17918.92, "text": " Do they?"}, {"start": 17918.92, "end": 17919.92, "text": " They will."}, {"start": 17919.92, "end": 17920.92, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 17920.92, "end": 17923.46, "text": " I want to understand how."}, {"start": 17923.46, "end": 17925.76, "text": " the life tap support gem."}, {"start": 17933.54, "end": 17935.44, "text": " I don't see it in act three either."}, {"start": 17936.739999999998, "end": 17939.059999999998, "text": " Read the first node on the cluster, okay?"}, {"start": 17946.379999999997, "end": 17947.42, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 17947.42, "end": 17949.02, "text": " Six percent increased spell damage"}, {"start": 17949.02, "end": 17950.7, "text": " with spells that cost life."}, {"start": 17950.7, "end": 17953.940000000002, "text": " 8% of Spell mana cost converted to life cost."}, {"start": 17953.940000000002, "end": 17957.22, "text": " Okay, so the nodes themselves make them cost life."}, {"start": 17957.22, "end": 17958.06, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 17965.760000000002, "end": 17967.86, "text": " I mean, honestly, because it's right there,"}, {"start": 17967.86, "end": 17971.600000000002, "text": " I should probably take it and start bang and then."}, {"start": 17980.7, "end": 17982.7, "text": " What did I just... Hold on, I wasn't done."}, {"start": 17983.7, "end": 17984.7, "text": " Whoops, apply."}, {"start": 17985.2, "end": 17986.2, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 17988.5, "end": 17989.5, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 17991.100000000002, "end": 17993.7, "text": " I can't identify. What the fuck is a chance shard?"}, {"start": 17994.8, "end": 17997.4, "text": " A stack of 10 shards becomes an orb of chance."}, {"start": 17998.100000000002, "end": 17999.100000000002, "text": " I'm famous."}, {"start": 17999.9, "end": 18002.5, "text": " Converts your leftover sacred water into keys?"}, {"start": 18004.9, "end": 18005.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18008.5, "end": 18010.100000000002, "text": " Silver Royal Cache."}, {"start": 18010.100000000002, "end": 18010.600000000002, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 18012.600000000002, "end": 18014.4, "text": " Those look kind of important, the fuck."}, {"start": 18015.300000000003, "end": 18016.600000000002, "text": " Unidentified, huh?"}, {"start": 18017.600000000002, "end": 18018.600000000002, "text": " Okay, hit it again."}, {"start": 18020.7, "end": 18021.9, "text": " The hell's happening?"}, {"start": 18031.600000000002, "end": 18034.600000000002, "text": " Why do I feel like I wanted yellow sapphires for int?"}, {"start": 18035.7, "end": 18037.2, "text": " Blue is intelligence."}, {"start": 18037.2, "end": 18041.8, "text": " So I got yellows everything except red or blue."}, {"start": 18041.8, "end": 18044.2, "text": " So I got fucked."}, {"start": 18052.2, "end": 18054.2, "text": " Well I do have this."}, {"start": 18056.2, "end": 18059.2, "text": " You can alch them like gear."}, {"start": 18059.2, "end": 18063.2, "text": " Oh okay that's fun then. Love that for me."}, {"start": 18063.2, "end": 18066.2, "text": " Wait I did get a yellow sapphire. The french toast?"}, {"start": 18066.84, "end": 18068.84, "text": " Okay, love that"}, {"start": 18071.52, "end": 18074.7, "text": " I've got four bronze keys. I just kind of send them"}, {"start": 18079.72, "end": 18085.18, "text": " Turn relics we got a coat as well"}, {"start": 18089.24, "end": 18091.24, "text": " Also a skill gem seven"}, {"start": 18091.24, "end": 18096.52, "text": " Wait, is there something in 7 I want, Spell Totem, Thunderstorm?"}, {"start": 18096.52, "end": 18101.480000000003, "text": " Nah, I want Thrashing Vine, so I guess we'll just upgrade."}, {"start": 18101.480000000003, "end": 18102.480000000003, "text": " Let's upgrade in Tangle."}, {"start": 18102.480000000003, "end": 18103.920000000002, "text": " It's just level 5."}, {"start": 18103.920000000002, "end": 18109.920000000002, "text": " Let's get that shit up."}, {"start": 18109.920000000002, "end": 18114.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18114.920000000002, "end": 18116.920000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18128.500000000004, "end": 18135.72, "text": " Not bad, okay all my keys are spent all my honor is spent I'm done put put relics in relic locker"}, {"start": 18139.52, "end": 18144.120000000003, "text": " I feel like it can this bitch identify things you worthless sack of shit"}, {"start": 18144.920000000002, "end": 18146.920000000002, "text": " Serve you"}, {"start": 18150.120000000003, "end": 18152.120000000003, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 18168.960000000003, "end": 18171.06, "text": " There's a lot of spells my goodness"}, {"start": 18174.920000000002, "end": 18186.920000000002, "text": " I'm lagging."}, {"start": 18186.920000000002, "end": 18192.920000000002, "text": " Uh, Blizzard?"}, {"start": 18192.920000000002, "end": 18197.920000000002, "text": " Oh, we're back."}, {"start": 18197.920000000002, "end": 18202.920000000002, "text": " Oh, we're not back."}, {"start": 18202.920000000002, "end": 18208.920000000002, "text": " We are back."}, {"start": 18208.920000000002, "end": 18210.920000000002, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 18210.920000000002, "end": 18215.920000000002, "text": " I'm looking at the lightning, so I want living lightning?"}, {"start": 18223.920000000002, "end": 18225.920000000002, "text": " Engrave."}, {"start": 18225.920000000002, "end": 18226.920000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18226.920000000002, "end": 18228.920000000002, "text": " So what does this do?"}, {"start": 18228.920000000002, "end": 18231.920000000002, "text": " Support skills which cause damaging hits, living lightning minions"}, {"start": 18231.920000000002, "end": 18234.940000000002, "text": " are created when dealing lightning damage and supported skills."}, {"start": 18234.940000000002, "end": 18238.940000000002, "text": " Bundles of living interest aid that target enemies with chaining attacks,"}, {"start": 18238.940000000002, "end": 18241.940000000002, "text": " enemies will not directly engage these minions and can pass through them."}, {"start": 18244.940000000002, "end": 18245.940000000002, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 18251.940000000002, "end": 18254.940000000002, "text": " So I just create a bunch of little floating zaps that hurt people."}, {"start": 18256.940000000002, "end": 18257.940000000002, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 18257.94, "end": 18270.579999999998, "text": " Let me go back, identify shit, come back, put it in the relic locker, identify, vision"}, {"start": 18270.579999999998, "end": 18280.539999999997, "text": " the, what is this, 25 strength, 29 intelligence, 38% cold resist, gain cold thorns damage"}, {"start": 18280.54, "end": 18287.54, "text": " equal to 11% of your maximum mana."}, {"start": 18299.5, "end": 18306.5, "text": " I mean it's probably better than mine."}, {"start": 18310.54, "end": 18317.18, "text": " I mean, I don't even think I can I guess for the HP it gives me 50 HP"}, {"start": 18319.7, "end": 18324.38, "text": " Do lose a hundred armor though, whatever sure"}, {"start": 18324.38, "end": 18342.0, "text": " It's 12 to max and mana plus 8 dex, uh energy shield, 20% increase energy shield, uh energy"}, {"start": 18342.0, "end": 18352.7, "text": " shield shit, hold on, look at this ashen staff, 69% increase spell damage, nice, 34% damage"}, {"start": 18352.7, "end": 18357.34, "text": " as extra lightning, and 29% of damage as extra fire."}, {"start": 18357.34, "end": 18358.34, "text": " Is this good?"}, {"start": 18358.34, "end": 18367.38, "text": " I don't know if it's better than mine though."}, {"start": 18367.38, "end": 18369.780000000002, "text": " You want physical though."}, {"start": 18369.78, "end": 18389.18, "text": " But isn't it still extra damage altogether?"}, {"start": 18389.18, "end": 18392.1, "text": " So hold on, I'm looking here."}, {"start": 18392.1, "end": 18396.94, "text": " And then my offhand is 27% spell damage."}, {"start": 18396.94, "end": 18419.579999999998, "text": " So that's like 62% increased damage, 133, 161% and plus one skills."}, {"start": 18419.579999999998, "end": 18422.3, "text": " To all spell skills is also pretty big."}, {"start": 18422.3, "end": 18424.3, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 18424.3, "end": 18426.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18426.3, "end": 18429.579999999998, "text": " It's gonna be a while till I replace any of this shit, just gonna sell it."}, {"start": 18432.579999999998, "end": 18433.78, "text": " Nah, I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 18436.18, "end": 18439.7, "text": " Hold on, 9% attack speed, would that work for me?"}, {"start": 18443.54, "end": 18445.54, "text": " No, I need cast speed, don't I?"}, {"start": 18446.98, "end": 18447.94, "text": " Oh shit, okay."}, {"start": 18447.94, "end": 18461.379999999997, "text": " about this one. Okay let me go to my stash here. Take these out."}, {"start": 18473.1, "end": 18476.1, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 18477.94, "end": 18493.48, "text": " Can I access my relic stash from here?"}, {"start": 18493.48, "end": 18501.6, "text": " You have to go to hide out from Waypoint."}, {"start": 18501.6, "end": 18507.32, "text": " The fuck is hide out?"}, {"start": 18507.32, "end": 18514.32, "text": " to the trial entrance. Okay let's do this."}, {"start": 18525.96, "end": 18532.96, "text": " Well shit."}, {"start": 18537.32, "end": 18542.32, "text": " What is wrong with my goddamn map? Where the fuck am I?"}, {"start": 18547.38, "end": 18549.38, "text": " Okay, hitting this"}, {"start": 18549.92, "end": 18552.88, "text": " Now I need to go, let me go desert map"}, {"start": 18553.72, "end": 18558.44, "text": " This is giant mana flask. Okay, that's better than mine. Is it identified?"}, {"start": 18559.0, "end": 18561.2, "text": " Level 23. Okay, I guess"}, {"start": 18561.2, "end": 18570.36, "text": " All right, Crown of Stone, City of Seven Waters."}, {"start": 18570.36, "end": 18574.52, "text": " I mean, I'm just gonna go right to left to right."}, {"start": 18574.52, "end": 18579.56, "text": " Should I go left to right or right to left?"}, {"start": 18579.56, "end": 18587.760000000002, "text": " Does it matter here?"}, {"start": 18587.760000000002, "end": 18588.760000000002, "text": " Left to right."}, {"start": 18588.760000000002, "end": 18589.760000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18589.760000000002, "end": 18607.04, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 18607.04, "end": 18610.24, "text": " Also, my shaders are loading and I'm lagging."}, {"start": 18610.24, "end": 18618.600000000002, "text": " Oh my god, I'm lagging so hard out here."}, {"start": 18618.600000000002, "end": 18620.600000000002, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 18622.08, "end": 18622.58, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 18626.320000000003, "end": 18628.320000000003, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18629.600000000002, "end": 18631.600000000002, "text": " I just got ran over."}, {"start": 18635.56, "end": 18637.56, "text": " I'm still fucking lagging."}, {"start": 18644.88, "end": 18646.88, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 18648.600000000002, "end": 18656.600000000002, "text": " Dude, it's actually unplayable."}, {"start": 18656.600000000002, "end": 18681.600000000002, "text": " I'm going to have to get fucked, let me see my FPS."}, {"start": 18681.600000000002, "end": 18691.08, "text": " Not Jawbone."}, {"start": 18691.08, "end": 18694.800000000003, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 18694.800000000003, "end": 18699.4, "text": " Bastercreates are a rare weapon or a sliver."}, {"start": 18699.4, "end": 18701.800000000003, "text": " Two augment runes."}, {"start": 18701.800000000003, "end": 18707.840000000004, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 18707.84, "end": 18720.4, "text": " Okay, options, graphics, something's got to be changed here."}, {"start": 18720.4, "end": 18733.44, "text": " Like, I'm gonna go performance, I-S-C-B-A."}, {"start": 18733.44, "end": 18734.44, "text": " Go to 1440."}, {"start": 18734.44, "end": 18736.72, "text": " It won't let me fucking change the resolution."}, {"start": 18737.440000000002, "end": 18739.440000000002, "text": " It's not letting me"}, {"start": 18746.920000000002, "end": 18752.780000000002, "text": " You need to be fullscreen. Oh really go to settings graphics lighting"}, {"start": 18753.52, "end": 18755.52, "text": " Swap from shadows"}, {"start": 18755.68, "end": 18758.9, "text": " Okay, go to settings graphics lightening"}, {"start": 18763.48, "end": 18765.48, "text": " Me lighting"}, {"start": 18766.72, "end": 18786.600000000002, "text": " Oh my god guys, please."}, {"start": 18786.600000000002, "end": 18793.600000000002, "text": " That doesn't even matter."}, {"start": 18793.600000000002, "end": 18802.120000000003, "text": " Go to settings, graphics, lightning, swap from shadows and global illumination to shadows"}, {"start": 18802.120000000003, "end": 18803.120000000003, "text": " only."}, {"start": 18803.120000000003, "end": 18804.480000000003, "text": " At least for shadows and global."}, {"start": 18804.480000000003, "end": 18805.680000000004, "text": " Here we go, this."}, {"start": 18805.680000000004, "end": 18807.4, "text": " Lighting, found it."}, {"start": 18807.4, "end": 18811.2, "text": " To shadows only."}, {"start": 18811.2, "end": 18816.120000000003, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 18816.120000000003, "end": 18822.840000000004, "text": " Eh, it's still a little iffy."}, {"start": 18822.84, "end": 18851.72, "text": " H."}, {"start": 18851.72, "end": 18856.16, "text": " And the lags are from the servers, that's a common POE problem from time to time."}, {"start": 18856.16, "end": 18857.16, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 18857.16, "end": 18861.48, "text": " I don't know if it was lag, it doesn't feel like it's from servers."}, {"start": 18861.48, "end": 18870.920000000002, "text": " Feels like an FPS issue."}, {"start": 18870.920000000002, "end": 18874.68, "text": " There was a shader loading, yeah, it's more so what it feels like."}, {"start": 18874.68, "end": 18876.4, "text": " Something along those lines."}, {"start": 18876.4, "end": 18879.4, "text": " Okay, what am I doing in here?"}, {"start": 18879.4, "end": 18886.4, "text": " the badlands for the entrance to the bone pits. Alright, let's just WQ."}, {"start": 18904.04, "end": 18906.04, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 18909.4, "end": 18930.04, "text": " should lock your FPS you think? lock it to like 120 or something? I feel like that'd"}, {"start": 18930.04, "end": 18937.04, "text": " be fine"}, {"start": 18941.32, "end": 18943.8, "text": " we're gonna lock that shit"}, {"start": 18943.8, "end": 18945.8, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 18945.8, "end": 18952.8, "text": " hang on"}, {"start": 19020.04, "end": 19022.04, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 19031.04, "end": 19033.04, "text": " Meeting healthy food right now is fucking disgusting."}, {"start": 19034.04, "end": 19036.04, "text": " Yuck. Gross."}, {"start": 19039.04, "end": 19041.04, "text": " Adamame beans."}, {"start": 19043.04, "end": 19045.04, "text": " Tastes like air."}, {"start": 19046.04, "end": 19048.04, "text": " Flavored air."}, {"start": 19050.04, "end": 19068.72, "text": " Sneak some candy in there."}, {"start": 19068.72, "end": 19069.72, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 19069.72, "end": 19070.72, "text": " What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 19070.72, "end": 19072.22, "text": " 120 FPS cap?"}, {"start": 19072.22, "end": 19073.22, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 19073.22, "end": 19074.22, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19074.22, "end": 19075.22, "text": " Save."}, {"start": 19075.22, "end": 19081.9, "text": " save foreground FPS cap to 120"}, {"start": 19084.86, "end": 19092.100000000002, "text": " that's just when I alt tab right really"}, {"start": 19093.100000000002, "end": 19100.14, "text": " ooh ooh when I alt tab didn't save did it"}, {"start": 19100.14, "end": 19104.14, "text": " Why can't I not save? There we go."}, {"start": 19104.14, "end": 19108.14, "text": " I'm massive. Okay, now I'm gonna start..."}, {"start": 19108.14, "end": 19112.14, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 19112.14, "end": 19116.14, "text": " Where was I heading towards again?"}, {"start": 19116.14, "end": 19120.14, "text": " Here, I want this."}, {"start": 19120.14, "end": 19124.14, "text": " I'm just gonna randomly get some decks. I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 19130.14, "end": 19152.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19152.14, "end": 19175.66, "text": " Okay, grand, or opaque giant maniflasque, consumes 90 mana, oh, 238, nice, 260 life,"}, {"start": 19175.66, "end": 19177.66, "text": " It's already the same"}, {"start": 19177.78, "end": 19179.78, "text": " All right moving on"}, {"start": 19180.3, "end": 19184.82, "text": " Fossilized Memorial what the hell did I just loot?"}, {"start": 19189.26, "end": 19191.26, "text": " Trash"}, {"start": 19205.66, "end": 19224.579999999998, "text": " Checkpoint. The bone pits. Here we go. Use the gem cutter that you just looted. This improves"}, {"start": 19224.58, "end": 19249.06, "text": " the quality of a skill gem? What does that mean? Just makes it better? Huh. Additional"}, {"start": 19249.06, "end": 19261.280000000002, "text": " effects from quality. Chance to create an additional fissure. Interesting. Zero to 20% chance."}, {"start": 19261.280000000002, "end": 19275.88, "text": " What is max quality? Wait, limit five fissures now. The fuck? When did that increase? Okay,"}, {"start": 19275.88, "end": 19285.32, "text": " see what the others do. Okay so, increase cast speed. I kind of like cast speed on that,"}, {"start": 19285.32, "end": 19294.36, "text": " TBH. Attack radius. Trench enemies receive more freeze buildup and then we have more"}, {"start": 19294.36, "end": 19298.32, "text": " chance to be shocked. I don't think I care about quality there. Yeah, this might be a"}, {"start": 19298.32, "end": 19319.8, "text": " bone storm angle."}, {"start": 19319.8, "end": 19320.8, "text": " How do I take shred out?"}, {"start": 19320.8, "end": 19338.239999999998, "text": " guess I can't take shred out. Yeah, alright, let's use this on... I'll put it on my plants."}, {"start": 19338.239999999998, "end": 19350.48, "text": " I just put it on my plants, fuck it. So 5% chance to create an additional fissure. How"}, {"start": 19350.48, "end": 19356.48, "text": " How many times till I make a second?"}, {"start": 19356.48, "end": 19360.98, "text": " Ooh, it procs!"}, {"start": 19360.98, "end": 19363.98, "text": " Look at that!"}, {"start": 19363.98, "end": 19365.98, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 19365.98, "end": 19369.48, "text": " Heh."}, {"start": 19369.48, "end": 19374.48, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 19374.48, "end": 19383.72, "text": " These plants are actually fucking people so hard."}, {"start": 19383.72, "end": 19391.36, "text": " Not even pressing other buttons."}, {"start": 19391.36, "end": 19393.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19394.5, "end": 19396.5, "text": " Was following"}, {"start": 19421.36, "end": 19436.52, "text": " You will find out that other buttons become redundant, that is how the game progresses"}, {"start": 19436.52, "end": 19437.52, "text": " for some reason."}, {"start": 19437.52, "end": 19441.36, "text": " Well, because probably like you just start one-shotting everything I take it, right?"}, {"start": 19441.36, "end": 19446.16, "text": " Like, why press other buttons when it's enough, not to?"}, {"start": 19446.16, "end": 19449.8, "text": " Like, right now I'm not really ever pressing cross-farm anymore."}, {"start": 19449.8, "end": 19451.8, "text": " It's just not really worth it."}, {"start": 19479.8, "end": 19504.2, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 19504.2, "end": 19505.84, "text": " Go back and pick up the quest item."}, {"start": 19505.84, "end": 19506.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 19506.84, "end": 19508.64, "text": " The fucking green on the map."}, {"start": 19508.64, "end": 19510.64, "text": " You're right"}, {"start": 19514.96, "end": 19516.96, "text": " What idiot"}, {"start": 19519.44, "end": 19521.44, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 19521.44, "end": 19524.12, "text": " Find a use for the relic sure"}, {"start": 19524.92, "end": 19529.42, "text": " Search the bone pits for the mastodon tusks. So I'm looking for some tusks. I guess"}, {"start": 19533.44, "end": 19537.04, "text": " When you use print you don't need WSA will follow your mouse cursor"}, {"start": 19538.64, "end": 19540.64, "text": " Oh shit. Alright, fuck."}, {"start": 19560.64, "end": 19562.64, "text": " It shows just 1-2 million on gambling."}, {"start": 19562.64, "end": 19564.64, "text": " Dude, I'm gonna fucking gamble..."}, {"start": 19564.64, "end": 19566.64, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 19568.64, "end": 19570.64, "text": " Craster."}, {"start": 19572.64, "end": 19574.64, "text": " I wonder how much he's down."}, {"start": 19576.64, "end": 19578.64, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 19578.64, "end": 19580.64, "text": " Oh my god, I can't roll from that."}, {"start": 19628.64, "end": 19633.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19633.64, "end": 19655.32, "text": " What the fuck am I going?"}, {"start": 19655.32, "end": 19662.32, "text": " I'll kill you soon."}, {"start": 19685.32, "end": 19687.94, "text": " Hmm, 52% increase energy shield."}, {"start": 19688.96, "end": 19689.6, "text": " Wowzer."}, {"start": 19693.48, "end": 19696.16, "text": " Alright, where the f- there's no way it's the fucking-"}, {"start": 19696.44, "end": 19698.12, "text": " Oh my god, there's two places it could be."}, {"start": 19698.88, "end": 19700.8, "text": " It could be in the top right over there."}, {"start": 19701.6, "end": 19703.079999999998, "text": " Or it could be over here on the left."}, {"start": 19705.72, "end": 19707.64, "text": " I'm gonna go left here first, I swear to god."}, {"start": 19713.28, "end": 19714.12, "text": " Unbelievable."}, {"start": 19714.12, "end": 19721.239999999998, "text": " I should have known."}, {"start": 19721.239999999998, "end": 19722.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19722.64, "end": 19727.8, "text": " I went to the wrong checkpoint."}, {"start": 19727.8, "end": 19728.8, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 19728.8, "end": 19735.48, "text": " It's a little south of here."}, {"start": 19735.48, "end": 19740.36, "text": " I actually full cleared every fucking sliver before I found this."}, {"start": 19740.36, "end": 19741.36, "text": " Impressive really."}, {"start": 19741.36, "end": 19745.56, "text": " about chatter and I just mortgaged my house and my dog and put it all on black"}, {"start": 19745.56, "end": 19750.04, "text": " day loss and everything. Now my wife is leaving me and I have more time to"}, {"start": 19750.04, "end": 19752.04, "text": " go."}, {"start": 19752.04, "end": 19769.88, "text": " It's not moving."}, {"start": 19769.88, "end": 19771.88, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 19799.88, "end": 19801.88, "text": " And I leveled, okay."}, {"start": 19801.88, "end": 19805.88, "text": " Now we take this, 6% increased spell damage of spells that cost life."}, {"start": 19806.88, "end": 19807.88, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 19807.88, "end": 19811.88, "text": " Now my spells cost life, little spooky, but that's okay."}, {"start": 19822.88, "end": 19825.88, "text": " Okay, find a use for the relic, retrace a little path of your..."}, {"start": 19826.88, "end": 19828.88, "text": " I think I'm done here, right?"}, {"start": 19829.88, "end": 19832.88, "text": " How would you rate it so far?"}, {"start": 19832.88, "end": 19835.88, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 19835.88, "end": 19838.88, "text": " I don't know, it's- I haven't really done shit."}, {"start": 19846.88, "end": 19850.88, "text": " Like, I haven't really had a lot of, uh, gear dopamine so far,"}, {"start": 19850.88, "end": 19851.88, "text": " but then everyone yelled at me and said,"}, {"start": 19851.88, "end": 19859.32, "text": " at me and said you're only act one you Diablo fucking loser freak Diablo players omega lol"}, {"start": 19861.16, "end": 19862.68, "text": " I've had no gear dopamine yet"}, {"start": 19865.64, "end": 19867.48, "text": " yeah I'll take that in a second let me go to the stash"}, {"start": 19876.2, "end": 19877.4, "text": " I don't know how this stuff works"}, {"start": 19881.88, "end": 19883.88, "text": " There's an air, okay."}, {"start": 19909.88, "end": 19910.88, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19911.88, "end": 19916.88, "text": " This looks better."}, {"start": 19916.88, "end": 19921.58, "text": " 38 energy shield, plus 6 int."}, {"start": 19921.58, "end": 19924.66, "text": " Cold and fire resist and 13% energy shield?"}, {"start": 19924.66, "end": 19933.98, "text": " Surely it's better."}, {"start": 19933.98, "end": 19937.98, "text": " I went to Magic Island with a new random modifier."}, {"start": 19937.98, "end": 19941.38, "text": " Plus 11 strength."}, {"start": 19941.38, "end": 19943.38, "text": " Let's go in here, currency."}, {"start": 19947.920000000002, "end": 19949.920000000002, "text": " 5% increased flash charges gained."}, {"start": 19951.2, "end": 19952.2, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 19952.2, "end": 19954.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19954.2, "end": 19957.2, "text": " I've got some crickets."}, {"start": 19957.2, "end": 19959.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19959.2, "end": 19961.2, "text": " What is this useless gold?"}, {"start": 19970.2, "end": 19972.2, "text": " You sound anything?"}, {"start": 19972.2, "end": 19974.2, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19974.2, "end": 19976.2, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 19982.2, "end": 20003.96, "text": " I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your podcast."}, {"start": 20003.96, "end": 20007.8, "text": " It's a blast listening to you guys talking shit on camera."}, {"start": 20007.8, "end": 20008.8, "text": " Keep it up."}, {"start": 20008.8, "end": 20009.8, "text": " Well, thanks."}, {"start": 20009.8, "end": 20010.8, "text": " I sure appreciate that."}, {"start": 20010.8, "end": 20013.579999999998, "text": " You missed the abyss in the Macedon Badlands."}, {"start": 20013.579999999998, "end": 20015.46, "text": " What the fuck is the abyss?"}, {"start": 20015.46, "end": 20016.899999999998, "text": " Find abyss on the map."}, {"start": 20016.899999999998, "end": 20020.54, "text": " What the fuck is abyss?"}, {"start": 20020.54, "end": 20034.5, "text": " The green area."}, {"start": 20034.5, "end": 20035.5, "text": " Didn't I clear it?"}, {"start": 20035.5, "end": 20050.06, "text": " Or is there another one that I missed?"}, {"start": 20050.06, "end": 20051.06, "text": " Previous zone."}, {"start": 20051.06, "end": 20052.06, "text": " Okay, so I need to go..."}, {"start": 20052.06, "end": 20062.06, "text": " I'm sure they just teleported, but I need to go back to the badlands here?"}, {"start": 20062.06, "end": 20084.38, "text": " So it looks like it's been 15 minutes, so the entire area got completely like reset,"}, {"start": 20084.38, "end": 20085.98, "text": " so it's fucking over."}, {"start": 20085.98, "end": 20088.54, "text": " How do I know if an abyss is there?"}, {"start": 20088.54, "end": 20091.58, "text": " And why is it important?"}, {"start": 20091.58, "end": 20098.58, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 20105.100000000002, "end": 20112.100000000002, "text": " It's another zone called Lightless Passage."}, {"start": 20113.620000000003, "end": 20116.620000000003, "text": " It's a separate zone where you unlock a mechanic. Abyss, gyms, and gear are cool."}, {"start": 20116.620000000003, "end": 20118.940000000002, "text": " Press U."}, {"start": 20118.94, "end": 20119.94, "text": " Okay, I pressed U."}, {"start": 20126.539999999997, "end": 20127.039999999997, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 20128.039999999997, "end": 20129.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20133.84, "end": 20135.14, "text": " That's the lightless passage."}, {"start": 20136.539999999997, "end": 20137.739999999998, "text": " So you want me to go there?"}, {"start": 20146.34, "end": 20146.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20148.94, "end": 20156.98, "text": " Oh wait, there's shit here though."}, {"start": 20156.98, "end": 20166.98, "text": " This looks a bissel, right?"}, {"start": 20196.98, "end": 20198.98, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 20226.98, "end": 20228.98, "text": " You"}, {"start": 20238.54, "end": 20240.54, "text": " That was awful"}, {"start": 20256.98, "end": 20260.98, "text": " This looks fun. Clicking."}, {"start": 20266.98, "end": 20271.98, "text": " Still running around looking for a lightless passage and I still don't know"}, {"start": 20271.98, "end": 20275.98, "text": " how y'all know there's shit there. Here's the caravan."}, {"start": 20275.98, "end": 20279.98, "text": " Okay, so I go back. I don't want to go that way."}, {"start": 20286.98, "end": 20308.98, "text": " where the fuck is this shit"}, {"start": 20308.98, "end": 20333.98, "text": " What? What do I need to kill here?"}, {"start": 20333.98, "end": 20340.98, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 20340.98, "end": 20345.98, "text": " Mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 20345.98, "end": 20351.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20351.98, "end": 20357.98, "text": " Checkpoint."}, {"start": 20357.98, "end": 20386.98, "text": " where the fuck is the lightless passage you are talking about"}, {"start": 20386.98, "end": 20388.98, "text": " I hear a guy, I hear a guy, I've found it."}, {"start": 20388.98, "end": 20389.98, "text": " Can't be rechilling."}, {"start": 20400.78, "end": 20403.98, "text": " Freshly dug, these abysses move quickly."}, {"start": 20416.98, "end": 20418.98, "text": " I'm downloading my shaders and I'm lagging."}, {"start": 20446.98, "end": 20453.98, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 20453.98, "end": 20462.98, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 20462.98, "end": 20467.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20467.98, "end": 20474.98, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 20474.98, "end": 20476.98, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 20479.98, "end": 20481.98, "text": " This looks scary."}, {"start": 20504.98, "end": 20511.98, "text": " that it"}, {"start": 20517.36, "end": 20524.36, "text": " that it"}, {"start": 20526.0, "end": 20528.6, "text": " no there's another room"}, {"start": 20528.600000000002, "end": 20531.600000000002, "text": " Fuck, I wish I knew what my fucking objectives were, I have no idea."}, {"start": 20547.100000000002, "end": 20548.600000000002, "text": " The map shows."}, {"start": 20550.600000000002, "end": 20551.600000000002, "text": " Does it?"}, {"start": 20552.600000000002, "end": 20555.600000000002, "text": " An endless swirling vortex of souls calls you forward."}, {"start": 20558.600000000002, "end": 20570.000000000004, "text": " You're unlocking a crafting mechanic right now."}, {"start": 20570.000000000004, "end": 20574.88, "text": " Am I doing main story?"}, {"start": 20574.88, "end": 20582.2, "text": " I'm clueless."}, {"start": 20582.2, "end": 20591.18, "text": " No idea what's going on."}, {"start": 20591.18, "end": 20610.58, "text": " The well of souls, that sounded like the thing I was doing calling you for."}, {"start": 20610.58, "end": 20619.260000000002, "text": " Oh, I've seen this before, I think."}, {"start": 20619.260000000002, "end": 20628.02, "text": " Okay, lurking creature."}, {"start": 20628.02, "end": 20650.5, "text": " Place an item with an unrevealed desecrated modifier into the slot to reveal its options."}, {"start": 20650.5, "end": 20665.5, "text": " Upgrades the magic item to a rarer, I'm adding a guaranteed modifier, 100 melee weapons or"}, {"start": 20665.5, "end": 20668.9, "text": " bow as 4 to 6."}, {"start": 20668.9, "end": 20670.9, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 20670.9, "end": 20676.22, "text": " Okay, that jaw bone that you got before."}, {"start": 20676.22, "end": 20679.22, "text": " Yeah, I can like desecrate items."}, {"start": 20693.22, "end": 20695.22, "text": " Nod jawbone."}, {"start": 20695.22, "end": 20697.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20697.22, "end": 20701.22, "text": " And then desecrates a rare weapon or quiver."}, {"start": 20701.22, "end": 20711.98, "text": " Should I buy a weapon?"}, {"start": 20711.98, "end": 20714.74, "text": " Your stash was right there, was it?"}, {"start": 20714.74, "end": 20716.38, "text": " You can use it on yours."}, {"start": 20716.38, "end": 20723.18, "text": " Why would I want to desecrate my- couldn't that break it?"}, {"start": 20723.18, "end": 20734.62, "text": " sounds like you fucking... only if you already have six modifiers. I do have six modifiers"}, {"start": 20734.62, "end": 20752.94, "text": " on this already. It will remove one and add another. Do I get to pick which one?"}, {"start": 20752.94, "end": 20762.64, "text": " Okay, fuck it, testing it."}, {"start": 20762.64, "end": 20771.14, "text": " Item is currently equipped."}, {"start": 20771.14, "end": 20774.42, "text": " So it just replaced the plus one level to all skills, right?"}, {"start": 20774.42, "end": 20775.42, "text": " No, never mind."}, {"start": 20775.42, "end": 20782.579999999998, "text": " What did it replace?"}, {"start": 20782.58, "end": 20800.260000000002, "text": " light radius. Oh yeah, it did. So I got lucky. And then I go here, reveal, uh, these kind"}, {"start": 20800.260000000002, "end": 20822.38, "text": " to suck. This might be a... 16% mana regen. Oh, and then he brought it back. Oh, that's"}, {"start": 20822.38, "end": 20837.260000000002, "text": " cute well that's kind of cringed so that was that"}, {"start": 20843.620000000003, "end": 20848.74, "text": " got it at least I didn't get unlucky I guess it kind I didn't you know lose a"}, {"start": 20848.74, "end": 20854.100000000002, "text": " a fucking good role and replace it with shit. I lost a bad role and replaced it with... shit."}, {"start": 20857.140000000003, "end": 20862.66, "text": " Ideal. Okay, I guess I'll go here now. Use the desert map to travel to Keath."}, {"start": 20868.66, "end": 20871.620000000003, "text": " You can teleport to the well on any waypoint. Just right icon. Okay."}, {"start": 20871.62, "end": 20884.379999999997, "text": " But let me uh, identify and salvage all this shit, identify, but rather just sell it in"}, {"start": 20884.379999999997, "end": 20892.62, "text": " too lazy."}, {"start": 20892.62, "end": 20900.059999999998, "text": " I can't tell what's better."}, {"start": 20900.06, "end": 20905.260000000002, "text": " The second mana I think is better, right?"}, {"start": 20905.260000000002, "end": 20910.780000000002, "text": " 162 mana over 2.5."}, {"start": 20910.780000000002, "end": 20918.780000000002, "text": " Surely. I don't know. I can't math."}, {"start": 20918.780000000002, "end": 20924.780000000002, "text": " Hmm. All right."}, {"start": 20924.78, "end": 20932.3, "text": " Actually, this requires level 23. I don't know. Math. Cell, cell. Cell, fuck you, cell."}, {"start": 20938.3, "end": 20940.3, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 20954.78, "end": 20969.78, "text": " Dude, I'm actually just lagging so hard!"}, {"start": 20969.78, "end": 20971.219999999998, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 20989.539999999997, "end": 20994.18, "text": " I can go full screen and then game capture it I guess. Press F1. I mean dude, I've had it on but..."}, {"start": 20995.699999999997, "end": 20997.86, "text": " It's fine now, the shader's downloading."}, {"start": 20999.78, "end": 21026.059999999998, "text": " Oh my god, I'm never actually going to prog the fucking game."}, {"start": 21026.06, "end": 21039.06, "text": " How ruins, how exciting, how fucking damaged."}, {"start": 21039.06, "end": 21040.06, "text": " Workshop."}, {"start": 21040.06, "end": 21045.74, "text": " It's all sealed vaults."}, {"start": 21045.74, "end": 21052.06, "text": " I don't know what upgrades what."}, {"start": 21052.06, "end": 21059.18, "text": " That doesn't upgrade shit."}, {"start": 21059.18, "end": 21061.82, "text": " That doesn't upgrade shit."}, {"start": 21061.82, "end": 21075.18, "text": " Sure, run temple."}, {"start": 21075.18, "end": 21079.780000000002, "text": " You're not forced to do these, I am."}, {"start": 21079.78, "end": 21086.699999999997, "text": " People skip the secondary stuff in campaign unless the newest mechanic gives free instant loot. That's fine. I'm being held at gunpoint"}, {"start": 21086.699999999997, "end": 21088.199999999997, "text": " I have to do this"}, {"start": 21088.199999999997, "end": 21091.48, "text": " You don't see it. They're off camera, but loaded a k"}, {"start": 21092.26, "end": 21094.26, "text": " They're screaming at me right now"}, {"start": 21109.78, "end": 21123.66, "text": " Set a skill gem to have thru- oh right."}, {"start": 21123.66, "end": 21126.62, "text": " I can upgrade my gems now."}, {"start": 21126.62, "end": 21128.14, "text": " Or again, rather."}, {"start": 21128.14, "end": 21129.78, "text": " Bonestorm and roots are already there."}, {"start": 21129.78, "end": 21132.219999999998, "text": " The fuck do I upgrade next?"}, {"start": 21132.219999999998, "end": 21133.219999999998, "text": " Guide?"}, {"start": 21133.22, "end": 21146.22, "text": " change direct text to Vulcan in settings Monday"}, {"start": 21146.22, "end": 21147.22, "text": " Thunderstorm"}, {"start": 21147.22, "end": 21162.86, "text": " What would I want to put here with Thunderstorm?"}, {"start": 21162.86, "end": 21166.66, "text": " I already have rapid casting, I've got this living lightning bullshit."}, {"start": 21166.66, "end": 21171.74, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21171.74, "end": 21173.18, "text": " Options, graphics."}, {"start": 21173.18, "end": 21181.46, "text": " Don't want me to go on Vulcan?"}, {"start": 21181.46, "end": 21182.46, "text": " This might be a misplay."}, {"start": 21212.46, "end": 21219.46, "text": " I'm stress eating right now."}, {"start": 21242.46, "end": 21251.78, "text": " Meeting a Slim Jim, some protein bullshit."}, {"start": 21251.78, "end": 21260.579999999998, "text": " And then, edamame beans, high protein supersnack, low carb gluten free, sea salt, vegan."}, {"start": 21260.579999999998, "end": 21267.26, "text": " Okay, what's going on here?"}, {"start": 21267.260000000002, "end": 21281.260000000002, "text": " It's loading? Okay. My bad. I'll let it do its thing."}, {"start": 21281.260000000002, "end": 21298.02, "text": " see Jim stream soon Nick and I and Finn talked about it soon as"}, {"start": 21298.02, "end": 21312.54, "text": " Like actually, but we gotta figure out where to go, yada yada."}, {"start": 21312.54, "end": 21317.38, "text": " Plan how we're gonna do it."}, {"start": 21317.38, "end": 21323.94, "text": " Nick streams 8 to 12, I stream 12 to 6, so I might end up pushing my stream back and"}, {"start": 21323.94, "end": 21331.92, "text": " start at 1 p.m. from now on. Do 1 to 7 so that Nick can make it from his"}, {"start": 21331.92, "end": 21336.48, "text": " stream to mine. Things like that."}, {"start": 21339.559999999998, "end": 21345.42, "text": " And then yeah, Jim. And then finding out again where we're gonna go. All that's"}, {"start": 21345.42, "end": 21351.76, "text": " all kind of big deal too. Streaming outside nowadays is scary."}, {"start": 21353.94, "end": 21359.379999999997, "text": " Okay, so this is Vulcan, huh? We're lagging? Still?"}, {"start": 21362.059999999998, "end": 21367.46, "text": " What the fuck? Oh, it's over here, okay."}, {"start": 21367.46, "end": 21385.82, "text": " when did Nick start streaming he will surely unless he like dies or something he might"}, {"start": 21385.82, "end": 21387.62, "text": " You never know."}, {"start": 21387.62, "end": 21390.62, "text": " Then he wouldn't stream."}, {"start": 21390.62, "end": 21391.62, "text": " That would stop it."}, {"start": 21401.82, "end": 21402.82, "text": " Hey, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 21410.32, "end": 21412.32, "text": " This feels like utter shit to play."}, {"start": 21415.82, "end": 21436.62, "text": " change off of DLSS then change resolution okay really no DLSS"}, {"start": 21436.62, "end": 21452.559999999998, "text": " I'm just going to go full screen, full screen, keep, save, okay now when I alt tab it does"}, {"start": 21452.56, "end": 21471.140000000003, "text": " the whole shebang I didn't read what we said about it's loading literally everything again"}, {"start": 21471.140000000003, "end": 21480.02, "text": " because you swapped but it should be a little better maybe later it seems like it loads everything"}, {"start": 21480.02, "end": 21484.34, "text": " Every single time, I fucking enter a door."}, {"start": 21484.34, "end": 21494.46, "text": " That's what it feels like."}, {"start": 21494.46, "end": 21496.14, "text": " Because it does."}, {"start": 21496.14, "end": 21500.38, "text": " But I enter so many fucking doors all the time."}, {"start": 21500.38, "end": 21503.14, "text": " It's- I'm just a door spammer."}, {"start": 21503.14, "end": 21515.059999999998, "text": " I'm also still fucking lagging at this, I don't know why this has 120 FPS and something"}, {"start": 21515.059999999998, "end": 21522.059999999998, "text": " else is going on here."}, {"start": 21522.059999999998, "end": 21531.1, "text": " Oh, it's locked to 120, no, I understand."}, {"start": 21531.100000000002, "end": 21535.940000000002, "text": " I'm saying it feels less than 120, but it's constantly saying 120, but I feel like I'm"}, {"start": 21535.940000000002, "end": 21539.06, "text": " going down to like 15."}, {"start": 21539.06, "end": 21542.06, "text": " Literally 15 at times."}, {"start": 21542.06, "end": 21554.86, "text": " Fucking moves it."}, {"start": 21554.86, "end": 21556.86, "text": " Okay, everyone's saying turn off DLSS, okay."}, {"start": 21559.86, "end": 21560.86, "text": " And change it to what?"}, {"start": 21563.86, "end": 21565.86, "text": " Because I don't know what any of these things are."}, {"start": 21565.86, "end": 21566.86, "text": " NIS?"}, {"start": 21566.86, "end": 21567.86, "text": " Because it's default?"}, {"start": 21574.86, "end": 21575.86, "text": " A lot of NISs."}, {"start": 21575.86, "end": 21577.86, "text": " And dynamic resolution off?"}, {"start": 21577.86, "end": 21578.86, "text": " Okay, done."}, {"start": 21580.86, "end": 21582.86, "text": " See what the fuck happens, I don't know."}, {"start": 21584.86, "end": 21608.78, "text": " Holy fuck, what is this?"}, {"start": 21608.78, "end": 21612.66, "text": " Okay, big money?"}, {"start": 21612.66, "end": 21619.66, "text": " But how do I, oh lever."}, {"start": 21626.06, "end": 21633.06, "text": " Okay, big stuff."}, {"start": 21672.66, "end": 21699.52, "text": " You may need to up your Nvidia shader cache size for shaders to be stable."}, {"start": 21699.52, "end": 21713.0, "text": " What the fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 21713.0, "end": 21714.0, "text": " He's right too."}, {"start": 21714.0, "end": 21715.28, "text": " Okay, how do I do that?"}, {"start": 21715.28, "end": 21716.920000000002, "text": " An NVIDIA control panel."}, {"start": 21716.920000000002, "end": 21717.920000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 21717.920000000002, "end": 21718.920000000002, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 21718.920000000002, "end": 21720.44, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 21720.44, "end": 21722.44, "text": " Control Panel."}, {"start": 21732.239999999998, "end": 21734.48, "text": " Okay, so I've got this thing here."}, {"start": 21736.96, "end": 21741.359999999997, "text": " Guide me. Someone's got to know how this shit works. Manage 3D settings, okay?"}, {"start": 21743.52, "end": 21745.52, "text": " Okay, we're in here."}, {"start": 21745.52, "end": 21755.920000000002, "text": " We're looking for shader, shader cache size."}, {"start": 21755.920000000002, "end": 21756.920000000002, "text": " Driver default."}, {"start": 21756.920000000002, "end": 21760.36, "text": " Should I just do fucking unlimited?"}, {"start": 21760.36, "end": 21763.4, "text": " 100GB, okay."}, {"start": 21763.4, "end": 21765.04, "text": " 100GB?"}, {"start": 21765.04, "end": 21766.04, "text": " Apply."}, {"start": 21766.04, "end": 21786.58, "text": " I need a restart."}, {"start": 21786.58, "end": 21790.780000000002, "text": " Let me finish this and then I'll restart."}, {"start": 21790.780000000002, "end": 21793.48, "text": " Upgrades match equipment to a rare item adding one modifier."}, {"start": 21793.48, "end": 21798.06, "text": " So upgrades, rare equipment."}, {"start": 21798.06, "end": 21811.68, "text": " Everything seems to be yellow except maybe my flasks and stuff."}, {"start": 21811.68, "end": 21814.8, "text": " Nineteen armor and eleven decks."}, {"start": 21814.8, "end": 21815.96, "text": " I mean I could just do the gloves."}, {"start": 21815.96, "end": 21818.28, "text": " I don't know if there's any like good rolls I can get on this."}, {"start": 21823.48, "end": 21825.12, "text": " 20% increased armor."}, {"start": 21831.04, "end": 21832.2, "text": " This is 34 armor."}, {"start": 21835.0, "end": 21836.2, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 21836.2, "end": 21836.92, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21845.96, "end": 21855.96, "text": " Oh, room complete. Nice. Okay, how many rooms are left? Eight out of eleven."}, {"start": 21875.96, "end": 21881.84, "text": " How do I...oh, I see what I gotta do."}, {"start": 21881.84, "end": 21884.079999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21884.079999999998, "end": 21893.32, "text": " It's these three rooms over here."}, {"start": 21893.32, "end": 21912.8, "text": " Okay, room is clear."}, {"start": 21912.8, "end": 21941.68, "text": " Okay, rare Ko-Boon with a new random modifier, well that's 6 out of 6, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, I just"}, {"start": 21941.68, "end": 21948.68, "text": " Let's put it on my neck."}, {"start": 21948.68, "end": 21949.68, "text": " That's already six."}, {"start": 21949.68, "end": 21953.38, "text": " Yeah, I guess a neck angle."}, {"start": 21953.38, "end": 21956.88, "text": " Six percent increased spell damage."}, {"start": 21956.88, "end": 21960.02, "text": " I didn't know I could get that on a necklace."}, {"start": 21960.02, "end": 21969.02, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 21969.02, "end": 21969.52, "text": " No."}, {"start": 21999.02, "end": 22004.62, "text": " Graves a magic equipment into a rare item."}, {"start": 22004.62, "end": 22013.260000000002, "text": " I mean, I just don't have anything to do or to use this on."}, {"start": 22013.260000000002, "end": 22015.78, "text": " Fucking random chest, whatever, who cares."}, {"start": 22015.78, "end": 22018.58, "text": " Okay, am I done?"}, {"start": 22018.58, "end": 22020.78, "text": " Temple complete, give me up."}, {"start": 22020.78, "end": 22027.3, "text": " Belt, belt's already yellow I think."}, {"start": 22027.3, "end": 22057.1, "text": " it is. Yeah. Oh no, I gotta restart my game. Shit. It is super duper laggy. Let me find"}, {"start": 22057.100000000002, "end": 22075.300000000003, "text": " the valley of titans and then before I prog it, install all my map to reset."}, {"start": 22075.3, "end": 22078.54, "text": " Here find the entrance to cat buried somewhere in the sands"}, {"start": 22088.38, "end": 22090.88, "text": " What the fuck is that another chest?"}, {"start": 22098.5, "end": 22103.26, "text": " 50% reduced slowing potency of debuffs on you what the hell"}, {"start": 22105.3, "end": 22112.3, "text": " What is all this thorns bullshit?"}, {"start": 22135.3, "end": 22142.3, "text": " It's a superior giant flask."}, {"start": 22142.3, "end": 22149.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22149.3, "end": 22156.3, "text": " and"}, {"start": 22158.739999999998, "end": 22165.739999999998, "text": " likes"}, {"start": 22170.54, "end": 22173.54, "text": " there we go"}, {"start": 22173.54, "end": 22180.54, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 22184.46, "end": 22185.66, "text": " use the prism"}, {"start": 22185.66, "end": 22188.06, "text": " the what"}, {"start": 22188.06, "end": 22191.68, "text": " uh... previous quality of a skill gem right"}, {"start": 22191.68, "end": 22193.82, "text": " we're going to entangle here"}, {"start": 22193.82, "end": 22195.2, "text": " are i getting more"}, {"start": 22195.2, "end": 22202.2, "text": " entangles"}, {"start": 22202.2, "end": 22205.72, "text": " So this has quality, so I should disenchant this, right?"}, {"start": 22215.4, "end": 22215.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22220.04, "end": 22220.54, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 22221.08, "end": 22223.08, "text": " 70% increased physical damage, oh."}, {"start": 22232.2, "end": 22234.2, "text": " It's just..."}, {"start": 22241.2, "end": 22242.2, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 22243.2, "end": 22245.2, "text": " Not salvage."}, {"start": 22245.2, "end": 22247.2, "text": " I did that. What?"}, {"start": 22248.2, "end": 22251.2, "text": " We starting my game. Let's see if this works."}, {"start": 22262.2, "end": 22277.2, "text": " God, my audio is so cooked."}, {"start": 22277.2, "end": 22288.2, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 22288.2, "end": 22296.12, "text": " I can't tell if it's it's still feeling fucking shit"}, {"start": 22298.12, "end": 22305.2, "text": " Honestly, it might be my monitor my monitor is being this crazy resolution might just be fucking me or something"}, {"start": 22312.56, "end": 22314.56, "text": " You don't notice it on stream"}, {"start": 22314.56, "end": 22321.68, "text": " Really y'all don't see the like the Sutter's like right there every time I fucking roll. It's over"}, {"start": 22334.640000000003, "end": 22336.640000000003, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 22337.68, "end": 22341.84, "text": " The lost city the hell is this"}, {"start": 22344.56, "end": 22362.0, "text": " You missed a boss."}, {"start": 22422.0, "end": 22451.08, "text": " under NIS change your resolution to 1440p okay so many things to do"}, {"start": 22451.08, "end": 22458.760000000002, "text": " 40% increased spell damage with spells that cost life."}, {"start": 22458.760000000002, "end": 22461.920000000002, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 22461.920000000002, "end": 22480.68, "text": " Just lower that to 2560 by 1440."}, {"start": 22480.68, "end": 22487.68, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 22487.68, "end": 22494.68, "text": " which has happened"}, {"start": 22494.68, "end": 22502.68, "text": " this actually feels so much better all of a sudden"}, {"start": 22502.68, "end": 22505.68, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 22505.68, "end": 22512.68, "text": " it didn't even say that another time it's the same"}, {"start": 22517.34, "end": 22520.46, "text": " case you are telling me to change"}, {"start": 22520.46, "end": 22527.46, "text": " this n i s to what"}, {"start": 22529.28, "end": 22532.28, "text": " d l s s safe"}, {"start": 22535.68, "end": 22553.48, "text": " I mean it do be feeling a thousand times better."}, {"start": 22553.48, "end": 22556.68, "text": " My FPS is not leaving 120, ever."}, {"start": 22565.88, "end": 22567.079999999998, "text": " Oh, that feels so good."}, {"start": 22569.68, "end": 22570.38, "text": " You capped it."}, {"start": 22570.38, "end": 22574.48, "text": " I know it was capped before, but it was still choppy, and I think it's not getting fucked anymore."}, {"start": 22575.78, "end": 22578.88, "text": " I can't- I don't believe that y'all didn't see it. I'm gonna go to the vlog. There's no way."}, {"start": 22579.079999999998, "end": 22581.48, "text": " I know y'all only see 60 FPS on stream,"}, {"start": 22581.48, "end": 22589.48, "text": " But like, it was going down to 15 at times."}, {"start": 22589.48, "end": 22590.48, "text": " Now the game feels good."}, {"start": 22590.48, "end": 22591.48, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 22591.48, "end": 22599.48, "text": " You missed the boss, it grants you skill points."}, {"start": 22599.48, "end": 22607.48, "text": " Okay, I'll go back and get it, let me just finish this shit."}, {"start": 22607.48, "end": 22617.02, "text": " I can turn that FPS shit off now."}, {"start": 22617.02, "end": 22618.02, "text": " Barry Trines."}, {"start": 22618.02, "end": 22621.72, "text": " This looks important."}, {"start": 22621.72, "end": 22627.12, "text": " Okay, now I got a waypoint."}, {"start": 22627.12, "end": 22635.56, "text": " So, Trial of- I don't want to go to Trial of Sekimas."}, {"start": 22635.56, "end": 22659.56, "text": " I'm looking for a boss in keff."}, {"start": 22659.56, "end": 22683.72, "text": " Okay, some type of rally."}, {"start": 22683.72, "end": 22686.24, "text": " Maybe I can out my resolution again."}, {"start": 22686.24, "end": 22688.24, "text": " Maybe it was just another bullshit."}, {"start": 22694.640000000003, "end": 22695.140000000003, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22696.440000000002, "end": 22698.440000000002, "text": " It reverted back, hang on."}, {"start": 22700.640000000003, "end": 22701.140000000003, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 22716.24, "end": 22730.960000000003, "text": " feeling fine so far yeah and now I'm 4k as fuck didn't change it did I not"}, {"start": 22730.96, "end": 22732.96, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 22735.96, "end": 22737.96, "text": " Chew fuck!"}, {"start": 22740.96, "end": 22742.96, "text": " Chew I fucking missed!"}, {"start": 22760.96, "end": 22788.92, "text": " All right, we're back where I started, we got the boss killed, we got two extra points"}, {"start": 22788.920000000002, "end": 22794.84, "text": " to spend so I'm gonna go I think I'm gonna start making my way to calm"}, {"start": 22794.84, "end": 22806.2, "text": " Rotary and then bang I started getting these 15% increased damage every single"}, {"start": 22806.2, "end": 22818.04, "text": " time I level love that Wow look at this fucking one-handed mace plus two level to"}, {"start": 22818.04, "end": 22823.36, "text": " all melee skills, increased stun build up, critical hit chance, accuracy, 16% increase"}, {"start": 22823.36, "end": 22825.52, "text": " physical damage."}, {"start": 22825.52, "end": 22827.16, "text": " Jeez."}, {"start": 22827.16, "end": 22835.760000000002, "text": " 19% increase critical hit chance, no, no."}, {"start": 22835.760000000002, "end": 22837.600000000002, "text": " Maybe I'll keep this amulet."}, {"start": 22837.600000000002, "end": 22840.64, "text": " Uh, can also up something to level 7."}, {"start": 22840.64, "end": 22842.04, "text": " I don't know what."}, {"start": 22842.04, "end": 22846.08, "text": " I wanna up."}, {"start": 22846.08, "end": 22853.2, "text": " Storm and tangles already those two thunderstorms good"}, {"start": 22876.08, "end": 22880.08, "text": " Sets a skill gem to have three support- oh right, I have one of these too, the fuck?"}, {"start": 22885.08, "end": 22887.08, "text": " I gotta go to my uh, skill tree here."}, {"start": 22889.08, "end": 22890.08, "text": " My build guide."}, {"start": 22897.08, "end": 22898.08, "text": " It looks like..."}, {"start": 22899.08, "end": 22902.08, "text": " Everything that I actually- I think I saved this."}, {"start": 22902.08, "end": 22907.7, "text": " this because I want to get thrashing vines where I want to get blast for me these"}, {"start": 22907.7, "end": 22912.74, "text": " three spells I already have to have three sockets so I should save it"}, {"start": 22912.74, "end": 22931.320000000003, "text": " Okay, who goes there no need to rush what you shelling"}, {"start": 22931.32, "end": 22936.32, "text": " Big hammer, stabs, yuck."}, {"start": 22936.32, "end": 22946.32, "text": " What about you?"}, {"start": 22946.32, "end": 22947.32, "text": " Regal the neck."}, {"start": 22947.32, "end": 22949.32, "text": " Yup, I think you're right."}, {"start": 22949.32, "end": 22952.32, "text": " Current C. Regal orb."}, {"start": 22952.32, "end": 22959.32, "text": " Actually shouldn't I augment it first?"}, {"start": 22966.32, "end": 22968.32, "text": " It's a lot of intelligence."}, {"start": 22972.32, "end": 22975.32, "text": " Mine has 9 or 6% spell damage, I don't know."}, {"start": 22979.32, "end": 22981.32, "text": " I think it's bricked."}, {"start": 22982.32, "end": 22985.52, "text": " I've got good. Bye. I will turn your tail"}, {"start": 22989.28, "end": 22993.92, "text": " Essence equals focused upgrade not free that at some point"}, {"start": 23012.32, "end": 23025.3, "text": " So, question for all the plant users."}, {"start": 23025.3, "end": 23034.079999999998, "text": " When I drop this bullshit, right, these blue little vines, if I thunder right here, alright"}, {"start": 23034.08, "end": 23041.800000000003, "text": " Let me like does this affect the entire vine because a part of it is inside of it"}, {"start": 23050.280000000002, "end": 23053.72, "text": " Yes, okay, so the whole vine gets affected got it"}, {"start": 23064.08, "end": 23069.08, "text": " I'm plant-maxing."}, {"start": 23069.08, "end": 23074.08, "text": " Lagging."}, {"start": 23094.08, "end": 23101.08, "text": " If you want to optimize FPS you can look up a twin build, you can turn off your monitor"}, {"start": 23105.08, "end": 23109.08, "text": " and still play a stuffed adventure."}, {"start": 23109.08, "end": 23112.08, "text": " They're right."}, {"start": 23112.08, "end": 23115.08, "text": " What the fuck was Quinn's build?"}, {"start": 23115.08, "end": 23119.08, "text": " I keep hearing about Quinn build, but like, no bullshit?"}, {"start": 23119.08, "end": 23121.08, "text": " What was his build?"}, {"start": 23121.08, "end": 23125.04, "text": " What is the story of the Quinn build like actually?"}, {"start": 23127.480000000003, "end": 23131.480000000003, "text": " Zero DPS I understand it did no damage, but like what was the plan?"}, {"start": 23137.88, "end": 23143.08, "text": " He just pressed slam and uses nothing else it's a classic style of having no damage"}, {"start": 23146.480000000003, "end": 23148.480000000003, "text": " Thorns damage people hit you"}, {"start": 23148.48, "end": 23153.3, "text": " He makes immortal characters, but they have 5,000 DPS"}, {"start": 23155.32, "end": 23159.2, "text": " So he tries hardcore with like immortal characters and just does no damn"}, {"start": 23161.52, "end": 23165.14, "text": " Aren't there like DPS checks though that crazy"}, {"start": 23178.48, "end": 23189.2, "text": " I've judged Quinn pretty negatively ever since I saw he played a rep paladin in retail."}, {"start": 23189.2, "end": 23193.079999999998, "text": " Just rub me the wrong way."}, {"start": 23193.079999999998, "end": 23199.399999999998, "text": " Who does that?"}, {"start": 23199.399999999998, "end": 23201.16, "text": " Fucking auto bubble mane."}, {"start": 23201.16, "end": 23202.16, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 23202.16, "end": 23211.6, "text": " ,"}, {"start": 23211.600000000002, "end": 23213.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23241.600000000002, "end": 23246.600000000002, "text": " A lot of them."}, {"start": 23246.600000000002, "end": 23247.600000000002, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 23247.600000000002, "end": 23249.600000000002, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 23249.600000000002, "end": 23263.600000000002, "text": " Oh, she's being fucking raped in here?"}, {"start": 23263.600000000002, "end": 23270.480000000003, "text": " Oh, she's being fucking raped in here?"}, {"start": 23270.480000000003, "end": 23275.02, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 23275.02, "end": 23276.02, "text": " Ignite her."}, {"start": 23276.02, "end": 23277.02, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23277.02, "end": 23278.02, "text": " Sheeeess!"}, {"start": 23278.02, "end": 23287.100000000002, "text": " I mean, I could have done a little..."}, {"start": 23287.100000000002, "end": 23293.02, "text": " There's much better versions of suicide than that, but..."}, {"start": 23293.02, "end": 23298.02, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 23298.02, "end": 23303.02, "text": " Uh, okay, return to the caravan."}, {"start": 23303.02, "end": 23307.02, "text": " But didn't you say there's like something- did I miss anything?"}, {"start": 23307.02, "end": 23315.02, "text": " How do I tell if I missed stuff?"}, {"start": 23315.02, "end": 23316.02, "text": " A spirit gem."}, {"start": 23316.02, "end": 23317.02, "text": " Do I care though?"}, {"start": 23317.02, "end": 23323.02, "text": " though, so won't I just get a higher level spirit gem?"}, {"start": 23327.02, "end": 23333.02, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 23333.02, "end": 23337.02, "text": " I'm gone."}, {"start": 23337.02, "end": 23348.14, "text": " Uh, okay, find a use for the relics."}, {"start": 23348.14, "end": 23352.44, "text": " Retrace the legendary's path to recreate the horn of the bibba."}, {"start": 23352.44, "end": 23359.18, "text": " Travel to the valley of titans, I guess."}, {"start": 23359.18, "end": 23364.86, "text": " You only care for skulls with plus, got it, okay."}, {"start": 23364.86, "end": 23389.86, "text": " I'm lagging. It's back. You can't tell me y'all don't see this."}, {"start": 23389.86, "end": 23400.38, "text": " You actually don't."}, {"start": 23400.38, "end": 23401.38, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 23401.38, "end": 23414.46, "text": " Alright, legendary boots checking."}, {"start": 23414.46, "end": 23415.940000000002, "text": " Interesting boots here."}, {"start": 23415.94, "end": 23422.94, "text": " 95 is an increased chance to be afflicted by ailments when hit 25 is an increase move seed while afflicted by ailment"}, {"start": 23429.379999999997, "end": 23434.18, "text": " Back let me see how this looks I'm watching my own stream here, so I just got here"}, {"start": 23443.62, "end": 23445.62, "text": " I'm doing"}, {"start": 23445.94, "end": 23451.239999999998, "text": " My god y'all don't see it. It's not there. How does that make sense? Oh"}, {"start": 23454.239999999998, "end": 23459.359999999997, "text": " My god, you haven't seen this whole time. I've actually sounded like a sky us a skit. So"}, {"start": 23464.199999999997, "end": 23466.199999999997, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 23466.2, "end": 23477.98, "text": " It has to be my monitor dude. I'm about to foam cam this motherfucker. I sure so y'all can see how crazy it is"}, {"start": 23481.72, "end": 23487.08, "text": " Wow check if it's on 240 Hertz. I don't know what it's on a good question now"}, {"start": 23488.440000000002, "end": 23491.02, "text": " Now I know it's a monitor problem display settings"}, {"start": 23491.02, "end": 23496.66, "text": " Uh-oh, advanced display."}, {"start": 23496.66, "end": 23507.7, "text": " I'm on 240 Hertz, we're chillin'."}, {"start": 23507.7, "end": 23510.98, "text": " Change it to 60."}, {"start": 23510.98, "end": 23513.46, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 23513.46, "end": 23515.46, "text": " Hmm, that's crazy to do that."}, {"start": 23521.46, "end": 23525.46, "text": " G-Sync? I don't know what the fuck a G-Sync is. I've heard of it. I don't know what it does."}, {"start": 23525.46, "end": 23527.46, "text": " You won't notice after 5 minutes."}, {"start": 23529.46, "end": 23531.46, "text": " I'm gonna go to 120 Hertz."}, {"start": 23543.46, "end": 23548.46, "text": " Oh my god, my health is gone, the fuck?"}, {"start": 23548.46, "end": 23553.46, "text": " Holy shit, what is happening?"}, {"start": 23573.46, "end": 23599.46, "text": " and"}, {"start": 23599.46, "end": 23617.82, "text": " Okay, we're gonna nod rib desecrates rare armor."}, {"start": 23617.82, "end": 23623.14, "text": " Oh, so I could take rare armor now to that bullshit."}, {"start": 23623.14, "end": 23624.14, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 23624.14, "end": 23626.46, "text": " Am I using an item filter?"}, {"start": 23626.46, "end": 23627.46, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 23627.46, "end": 23643.46, "text": " I am using an item filter I'm gonna put those boots on too as they stop also spend a talent"}, {"start": 23643.46, "end": 23648.78, "text": " point here bang plus 12% damage"}, {"start": 23648.78, "end": 23673.86, "text": " Am I still lagging?"}, {"start": 23673.86, "end": 23674.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23674.86, "end": 23678.36, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 23678.36, "end": 23682.88, "text": " I wish I was like smart with tech stuff, I'd be able to figure out exactly what's happening."}, {"start": 23682.88, "end": 23687.2, "text": " Instead, I've got Twitch Chat."}, {"start": 23687.2, "end": 23690.2, "text": " A close second."}, {"start": 23690.2, "end": 23710.2, "text": " and"}, {"start": 23710.2, "end": 23718.2, "text": " that ends"}, {"start": 23718.2, "end": 23737.2, "text": " Checkpoint."}, {"start": 23737.2, "end": 23738.2, "text": " Ancients here."}, {"start": 23738.2, "end": 23739.2, "text": " Another one of these?"}, {"start": 23739.2, "end": 23744.2, "text": " What did that do?"}, {"start": 23744.2, "end": 23753.32, "text": " do one more"}, {"start": 23774.2, "end": 23794.98, "text": " Playpoint, and checkpoint, medallion, insert the relics, 30% increased charm, charges"}, {"start": 23794.98, "end": 23800.98, "text": " gained or increased charm effect duration"}, {"start": 23808.46, "end": 23814.94, "text": " okay as you have to pick one go left it's like more trinkets"}, {"start": 23814.94, "end": 23824.82, "text": " Find and activate additional, okay so there's more seals to activate, where though?"}, {"start": 23824.82, "end": 23831.699999999997, "text": " Oh maybe it's these little extra paths I haven't cleared, this one?"}, {"start": 23831.699999999997, "end": 23833.699999999997, "text": " In particular?"}, {"start": 23833.699999999997, "end": 23841.739999999998, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 23841.74, "end": 23852.74, "text": " Enter the Titan Grotto at the Clasped Entry."}, {"start": 23852.74, "end": 23861.420000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23861.420000000002, "end": 23867.34, "text": " The Titan Grotto."}, {"start": 23867.34, "end": 23868.34, "text": " I'm in."}, {"start": 23868.34, "end": 23880.420000000002, "text": " Time for the FPS traps. Honestly, no FPS traps are happening. I'm smooth as butter right"}, {"start": 23880.420000000002, "end": 23891.420000000002, "text": " now. I guess I'm just a 120 Hertz pussy. I can't be doing 240 yet. I'm just not good"}, {"start": 23891.420000000002, "end": 23912.06, "text": " enough for it. So it was the monitor refresh rate? Yeah, I guess, yeah. G-Sync would fix"}, {"start": 23912.06, "end": 23939.54, "text": " it maybe. Life alert. Plate, that was good luck. G-Sync increases latency though, by a lot."}, {"start": 23939.54, "end": 23941.54, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 23954.54, "end": 23957.54, "text": " You know what I haven't seen in a long time in real life?"}, {"start": 23957.54, "end": 23959.54, "text": " Number one, lightning bugs."}, {"start": 23959.54, "end": 23963.54, "text": " And number two, where are all the daddy long legs?"}, {"start": 23963.54, "end": 23970.54, "text": " I swear I used to see him all the time."}, {"start": 23970.54, "end": 23977.54, "text": " Like I would lift a fucking piece of plywood, bang."}, {"start": 23977.54, "end": 23983.54, "text": " Daddy long leg, fucking nest."}, {"start": 23983.54, "end": 23989.54, "text": " I swear I'd play hide and seek and I'd see him every other day."}, {"start": 23989.54, "end": 23991.54, "text": " You gotta leave your house to see him."}, {"start": 23991.54, "end": 23995.54, "text": " It's true. You're right."}, {"start": 23999.54, "end": 24003.54, "text": " You still have me at your place? Okay."}, {"start": 24005.54, "end": 24009.54, "text": " I don't like any bugs or cooks."}, {"start": 24009.54, "end": 24013.54, "text": " I actually do not know the last time I saw one of those."}, {"start": 24021.54, "end": 24027.940000000002, "text": " Living in Texas that is a wild thing you say that I haven't seen in a while either. Yeah, I don't know where the daddy log legs are"}, {"start": 24031.780000000002, "end": 24035.46, "text": " I remember always being scared of them, but then you know, it's like oh their mouths are too small"}, {"start": 24035.7, "end": 24039.46, "text": " They're the most poisonous spider alive, but their mouths they can't bite you"}, {"start": 24047.86, "end": 24050.5, "text": " Which I don't know that's true. I don't know they're actually super poisonous"}, {"start": 24051.54, "end": 24058.54, "text": " They're harmless."}, {"start": 24058.54, "end": 24061.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24061.54, "end": 24073.54, "text": " Fury Lord."}, {"start": 24073.54, "end": 24075.54, "text": " Charging my laser?"}, {"start": 24075.54, "end": 24078.54, "text": " Damn, this guy survived it."}, {"start": 24078.54, "end": 24080.54, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 24086.22, "end": 24089.780000000002, "text": " I'm kind of getting to a point now where I'm not really one-shotting instead"}, {"start": 24089.780000000002, "end": 24094.56, "text": " I just do an insane amount of damage with my plants because I'm a plant build"}, {"start": 24095.9, "end": 24098.46, "text": " 45 armor increase 90% increased armor"}, {"start": 24100.34, "end": 24102.4, "text": " 72 accuracy plus 12 decks"}, {"start": 24102.4, "end": 24107.640000000003, "text": " Uh, I don't know what's better here."}, {"start": 24107.640000000003, "end": 24110.920000000002, "text": " Oh, these are gloves."}, {"start": 24110.920000000002, "end": 24111.920000000002, "text": " No fucking idea."}, {"start": 24111.920000000002, "end": 24119.920000000002, "text": " They both seem about the same."}, {"start": 24119.920000000002, "end": 24121.920000000002, "text": " Rez is better."}, {"start": 24121.920000000002, "end": 24122.920000000002, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 24122.920000000002, "end": 24123.920000000002, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 24123.920000000002, "end": 24125.920000000002, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 24145.920000000002, "end": 24147.920000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24147.920000000002, "end": 24150.920000000002, "text": " I'm doing, trying to do things that are smart right now."}, {"start": 24150.920000000002, "end": 24152.920000000002, "text": " Trying to."}, {"start": 24153.920000000002, "end": 24155.920000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 24167.920000000002, "end": 24169.920000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 24183.920000000002, "end": 24187.000000000004, "text": " Oh, hello."}, {"start": 24187.000000000004, "end": 24190.000000000004, "text": " Jeez!"}, {"start": 24190.000000000004, "end": 24201.000000000004, "text": " Did I miss?"}, {"start": 24201.000000000004, "end": 24208.000000000004, "text": " What am I fucking shooting here?"}, {"start": 24208.0, "end": 24215.0, "text": " something's happening i don't like that"}, {"start": 24238.0, "end": 24240.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 24242.96, "end": 24244.96, "text": " Get that shit out of here"}, {"start": 24251.44, "end": 24256.34, "text": " I gotta drop some things that can fuck off massive amulet oh"}, {"start": 24263.88, "end": 24265.88, "text": " Ancient secrets laid beer"}, {"start": 24265.88, "end": 24273.280000000002, "text": " 52% increase mana regen rate plus 45 maximum mana, 28% increase mana regen, gain 4% of"}, {"start": 24273.280000000002, "end": 24279.0, "text": " maximum mana as extra maximum energy shield."}, {"start": 24279.0, "end": 24281.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24281.32, "end": 24283.8, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 24283.8, "end": 24288.52, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 24288.52, "end": 24295.52, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 24295.52, "end": 24297.52, "text": " 19 ES."}, {"start": 24297.52, "end": 24304.52, "text": " What is ES?"}, {"start": 24304.52, "end": 24314.52, "text": " This will take it might"}, {"start": 24314.52, "end": 24324.52, "text": " Dammit, hang on."}, {"start": 24324.52, "end": 24328.600000000002, "text": " Brows as long as you like as you wish"}, {"start": 24335.16, "end": 24338.58, "text": " That's 48 to maximum mana plus terms of these charms used"}, {"start": 24345.4, "end": 24349.56, "text": " Ooh, wait a second these boots have 15% increased movement speed"}, {"start": 24354.52, "end": 24361.52, "text": " wish"}, {"start": 24373.64, "end": 24375.600000000002, "text": " on regal slam"}, {"start": 24375.600000000002, "end": 24379.2, "text": " i think so"}, {"start": 24379.2, "end": 24386.2, "text": " i mean i don't know like these legendary boots are kind of crazy"}, {"start": 24388.9, "end": 24395.9, "text": " shouldn't i just rock these like what are these ailments"}, {"start": 24398.14, "end": 24405.46, "text": " uniques better they have eighty five life on them as well"}, {"start": 24405.46, "end": 24408.579999999998, "text": " chill shock and stuff. Move speed is all only set that matters when leveling up."}, {"start": 24408.579999999998, "end": 24412.82, "text": " I mean I guess these do have 15% base movement so..."}, {"start": 24412.82, "end": 24418.1, "text": " alright."}, {"start": 24418.1, "end": 24423.82, "text": " Augmented Magic Island with a new random modifier."}, {"start": 24423.82, "end": 24430.82, "text": " Oh, it has no space for it. Okay, fine."}, {"start": 24435.46, "end": 24443.26, "text": " I guess I need a regal, do I have any?"}, {"start": 24443.26, "end": 24444.34, "text": " I have two."}, {"start": 24444.34, "end": 24452.66, "text": " I have a regal there too."}, {"start": 24452.66, "end": 24454.98, "text": " Seven percent increase rarity of items found."}, {"start": 24454.98, "end": 24459.3, "text": " That's not bad."}, {"start": 24459.3, "end": 24474.66, "text": " 55 max life."}, {"start": 24474.66, "end": 24475.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24475.66, "end": 24480.66, "text": " Do I have any other Exalted Orbs?"}, {"start": 24480.66, "end": 24482.82, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 24482.82, "end": 24483.82, "text": " Slam it again."}, {"start": 24483.82, "end": 24496.26, "text": " If I slam it again, aid intelligence, I don't think that matters."}, {"start": 24496.26, "end": 24507.18, "text": " If I slam it again, am I still able to desecrate?"}, {"start": 24507.18, "end": 24510.38, "text": " You have life and movement speed, you don't care what you get anymore."}, {"start": 24510.38, "end": 24511.94, "text": " So maybe I don't want to desecrate."}, {"start": 24511.940000000002, "end": 24515.440000000002, "text": " Like, I don't know what boots can roll, right?"}, {"start": 24523.74, "end": 24526.940000000002, "text": " You can get more movement, can I? So I should exalt it orb."}, {"start": 24531.74, "end": 24534.940000000002, "text": " Or desecrate it. Alright, fuck it. We're gonna desecrate the fuck out of these boots."}, {"start": 24538.640000000003, "end": 24539.340000000004, "text": " Didn't work."}, {"start": 24539.34, "end": 24541.34, "text": " Item is currently equipped."}, {"start": 24543.34, "end": 24545.34, "text": " Okay, they've been desecrated."}, {"start": 24545.34, "end": 24548.34, "text": " So now I gotta go to the Hue point."}, {"start": 24551.34, "end": 24553.34, "text": " And we're gonna teleport to..."}, {"start": 24556.34, "end": 24558.34, "text": " The Well of Souls."}, {"start": 24561.34, "end": 24563.34, "text": " I don't think that's correct."}, {"start": 24566.34, "end": 24567.34, "text": " That is incorrect."}, {"start": 24567.34, "end": 24572.34, "text": " Really? It's not the Well of Souls? Okay, hang on. Sorry, I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 24572.34, "end": 24575.34, "text": " Uh, I'll set it to the right."}, {"start": 24586.34, "end": 24587.34, "text": " Icons."}, {"start": 24591.34, "end": 24594.34, "text": " Wait, the Well of Souls is correct. Okay, let's just hit this one and see."}, {"start": 24594.34, "end": 24597.82, "text": " Oh, so I was right."}, {"start": 24597.82, "end": 24598.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24598.82, "end": 24601.3, "text": " Uh, Well of Souls."}, {"start": 24601.3, "end": 24603.14, "text": " We take these boots."}, {"start": 24603.14, "end": 24605.34, "text": " We throw them in there."}, {"start": 24605.34, "end": 24607.66, "text": " We reveal shit."}, {"start": 24607.66, "end": 24613.34, "text": " This shit kind of blows."}, {"start": 24613.34, "end": 24617.98, "text": " Not ideal."}, {"start": 24617.98, "end": 24622.78, "text": " Mana can be good because it gained 4% of Maxal Mana as extra energy shields."}, {"start": 24622.78, "end": 24628.78, "text": " So that would be plus two energy shield."}, {"start": 24628.78, "end": 24629.78, "text": " It's not that good."}, {"start": 24652.78, "end": 24673.539999999997, "text": " nice isn't three just better I may have been but also hear me out not that"}, {"start": 24673.54, "end": 24675.54, "text": " That fucking big of a deal."}, {"start": 24689.54, "end": 24690.54, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 24692.54, "end": 24693.54, "text": " Was it the boots?"}, {"start": 24703.54, "end": 24708.18, "text": " I don't know if I should keep these legendary. I'm gonna keep them. I don't know. Maybe they're important."}, {"start": 24718.46, "end": 24720.46, "text": " I have another desecration?"}, {"start": 24724.9, "end": 24726.9, "text": " How do I have another one of these, the fuck?"}, {"start": 24726.9, "end": 24733.9, "text": " weird"}, {"start": 24733.9, "end": 24735.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24735.9, "end": 24737.9, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 24737.9, "end": 24740.9, "text": " Did I ever loot that horn?"}, {"start": 24740.9, "end": 24743.9, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 24743.9, "end": 24745.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24745.9, "end": 24747.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24747.9, "end": 24749.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24749.9, "end": 24751.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24751.9, "end": 24753.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24753.9, "end": 24755.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24755.9, "end": 24757.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24757.9, "end": 24759.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24759.9, "end": 24761.9, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 24761.9, "end": 24763.18, "text": " Did I ever loot that horn?"}, {"start": 24764.34, "end": 24765.140000000003, "text": " Or anything?"}, {"start": 24775.18, "end": 24775.88, "text": " Oh right."}, {"start": 24776.04, "end": 24778.04, "text": " Okay, here's the quest for the rare, alright."}, {"start": 24791.9, "end": 24801.780000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24801.780000000002, "end": 24809.74, "text": " Use the horn of some fucking shit to clear the sandstorm, but like how do I leave?"}, {"start": 24809.74, "end": 24811.74, "text": " Is this open?"}, {"start": 24811.74, "end": 24812.74, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 24812.74, "end": 24820.100000000002, "text": " Oh sound the horn here"}, {"start": 24829.86, "end": 24836.02, "text": " Who are all these people down there are those have they been pulling this thing the whole time"}, {"start": 24836.02, "end": 24840.7, "text": " Guys I support slavery"}, {"start": 24853.9, "end": 24855.9, "text": " Can't believe it"}, {"start": 24855.9, "end": 24880.620000000003, "text": " I can't believe you said that, I said it, and I meant it too."}, {"start": 24880.62, "end": 24895.02, "text": " my audio broke. Voice meter. Struggling. They're zombie slaves."}, {"start": 24895.02, "end": 24909.2, "text": " Oh, zombies aren't real people they're not zombies okay x square one"}, {"start": 24925.02, "end": 24927.02, "text": " It's a really easy one, man."}, {"start": 24948.02, "end": 24950.02, "text": " It's playing a build and starting to feel kind of good."}, {"start": 24955.02, "end": 24959.02, "text": " Now I don't fucking go oom and hap- I don't even think my mana can go down."}, {"start": 24960.02, "end": 24961.02, "text": " I tried."}, {"start": 24969.02, "end": 24974.02, "text": " It will later? Alright, maybe I can get like increased damage but also increased mana cost."}, {"start": 24975.02, "end": 24979.02, "text": " Uh, wait, next thing I want, I'm going down this tree."}, {"start": 24979.02, "end": 24981.02, "text": " Bang, 12% more. 15% more damage."}, {"start": 24982.02, "end": 24984.02, "text": " This amulet is OP."}, {"start": 24985.02, "end": 24991.02, "text": " Yeah, actually, 4% of Maxima mana as extra energy shield."}, {"start": 24991.02, "end": 24994.02, "text": " I got 170 energy shield."}, {"start": 24994.02, "end": 24996.02, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 24996.02, "end": 25001.02, "text": " Mana cost goes up a lot when you increase the spell levels."}, {"start": 25001.02, "end": 25006.02, "text": " I see, well, I mean, I've got all my spells kinda maxed out here."}, {"start": 25045.02, "end": 25052.22, "text": " This looks crazy retching. Oh, hello"}, {"start": 25062.98, "end": 25064.98, "text": " Massive damn"}, {"start": 25064.98, "end": 25074.98, "text": " Am I fucked?"}, {"start": 25074.98, "end": 25086.98, "text": " Am I... do I not get this now?"}, {"start": 25086.98, "end": 25089.98, "text": " Let me do the fight again, please."}, {"start": 25089.98, "end": 25091.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 25091.98, "end": 25093.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 25093.98, "end": 25095.98, "text": " You don't need them? I don't?"}, {"start": 25100.98, "end": 25104.98, "text": " Man, that shit fucked me up. I stood still thinking I could just tank things."}, {"start": 25105.98, "end": 25107.98, "text": " Golly G-Wilkers."}, {"start": 25123.98, "end": 25148.739999999998, "text": " like how hard am I even hitting right now like what are the what are the numbers I'm"}, {"start": 25148.74, "end": 25153.420000000002, "text": " working with. I have no clue how much health these enemies have. I have no"}, {"start": 25153.420000000002, "end": 25159.74, "text": " clue how hard my ship hits, but numbers coming in. I have no idea. Press G."}, {"start": 25162.74, "end": 25171.02, "text": " DPS 432. Bones stormed as 1,880."}, {"start": 25174.02, "end": 25177.58, "text": " That cannot be right."}, {"start": 25178.74, "end": 25192.820000000003, "text": " Yeah, you can click the arrow and break it down, but I'm just gonna keep crogging."}, {"start": 25194.5, "end": 25194.980000000003, "text": " Chess."}, {"start": 25208.74, "end": 25217.2, "text": " Return the final letter to Shambo."}, {"start": 25217.2, "end": 25221.2, "text": " It also says Ascend Deshar."}, {"start": 25221.2, "end": 25223.2, "text": " I don't know what quest I should be doing here."}, {"start": 25240.780000000002, "end": 25242.780000000002, "text": " Clotter's a side quest? Alright, I'm going to turn it on then."}, {"start": 25248.08, "end": 25249.58, "text": " Hello, I got your letter."}, {"start": 25251.2, "end": 25253.2, "text": " Dang. Multiple points."}, {"start": 25253.82, "end": 25254.7, "text": " Massive."}, {"start": 25255.24, "end": 25257.24, "text": " 45% increased damage."}, {"start": 25258.4, "end": 25259.84, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 25259.84, "end": 25261.2, "text": " Checking the guide, what do I do now?"}, {"start": 25266.4, "end": 25267.440000000002, "text": " We find that there, direct-"}, {"start": 25267.440000000002, "end": 25269.440000000002, "text": " I can fucking- God, it's hard to alt-tab."}, {"start": 25270.440000000002, "end": 25271.24, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 25274.84, "end": 25278.56, "text": " So now, the guy who is wanting me to go..."}, {"start": 25279.2, "end": 25280.280000000002, "text": " further beyond."}, {"start": 25281.2, "end": 25286.96, "text": " 15% increased critical hit chance for spells."}, {"start": 25289.84, "end": 25297.36, "text": " 25% increased physical damage. Okay it wants me to W key to this. But the"}, {"start": 25297.36, "end": 25301.08, "text": " thing is does that mean it wants me to take out that socket that makes it to"}, {"start": 25301.08, "end": 25308.2, "text": " my vines are unable to crit? It looks like it does. It wants me to pivot to"}, {"start": 25308.2, "end": 25310.2, "text": " Let's act three."}, {"start": 25313.2, "end": 25314.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 25316.2, "end": 25320.2, "text": " Control destruction needs to get, you know, swapped out."}, {"start": 25323.2, "end": 25325.2, "text": " Got it. Okay."}, {"start": 25338.2, "end": 25343.56, "text": " You dare question this random guy? No, I will follow it off of a bridge"}, {"start": 25354.36, "end": 25356.36, "text": " He's actually listening to Zizrin"}, {"start": 25356.84, "end": 25361.74, "text": " I don't know how I ended up finding this is like on my YouTube shorts and he was just rambling about"}, {"start": 25362.52, "end": 25364.52, "text": " build guides and how"}, {"start": 25364.52, "end": 25371.72, "text": " There's like drama with a lot of them a lot of creators are trying to sell their guides"}, {"start": 25371.72, "end": 25375.52, "text": " And he was saying like that's fine. I'll just keep in mind"}, {"start": 25377.12, "end": 25379.12, "text": " It's like"}, {"start": 25379.28, "end": 25383.260000000002, "text": " All the people selling the guides are actually bad at the game"}, {"start": 25385.64, "end": 25387.64, "text": " Just the shitters"}, {"start": 25388.64, "end": 25391.48, "text": " All the better players are actually is giving him out for free just"}, {"start": 25391.48, "end": 25400.7, "text": " that wasn't serious I don't know I can totally see that like actually being"}, {"start": 25400.7, "end": 25408.2, "text": " true selling guys is crazy apparently I don't know I'm not deep into the ARPG"}, {"start": 25408.2, "end": 25412.56, "text": " community but I thought it was interesting I did not know guys were"}, {"start": 25412.56, "end": 25416.8, "text": " sold and I find it hilarious that he just ran to send all the guys that are"}, {"start": 25416.8, "end": 25423.48, "text": " sold they're actually just right of course because I'll be looking at these"}, {"start": 25423.48, "end": 25427.88, "text": " guys that I'm using for free they're fucking detailed I don't really know"}, {"start": 25427.88, "end": 25434.28, "text": " what more you can add to these they've got step-by-step they've got rotation like"}, {"start": 25434.28, "end": 25438.88, "text": " well I don't even know what you'd add without reaching the point of just over"}, {"start": 25438.88, "end": 25441.48, "text": " information"}, {"start": 25446.8, "end": 25453.3, "text": " It's a new GGG feature guides in game. I did see that in the patch they're gonna"}, {"start": 25453.3, "end": 25461.52, "text": " like you can put your guide like in the game. Had them exiles gonna do that. Yeah."}, {"start": 25464.64, "end": 25472.8, "text": " Importing guides. That's right. You're backtracking. I'm retarded."}, {"start": 25476.8, "end": 25484.94, "text": " Okay, well, we got that."}, {"start": 25484.94, "end": 25491.44, "text": " Whatever that is, I need to ascend Deshar."}, {"start": 25491.44, "end": 25500.239999999998, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 25500.239999999998, "end": 25501.239999999998, "text": " Something happened."}, {"start": 25501.239999999998, "end": 25503.04, "text": " I heard that."}, {"start": 25503.04, "end": 25507.56, "text": " You also have a level 8 skill gem."}, {"start": 25507.56, "end": 25512.24, "text": " Alright, I fucking do."}, {"start": 25512.24, "end": 25514.16, "text": " I really want thrashing vines."}, {"start": 25514.16, "end": 25516.16, "text": " That's a big one that I want."}, {"start": 25516.16, "end": 25518.52, "text": " I also want..."}, {"start": 25518.52, "end": 25522.120000000003, "text": " There's something else."}, {"start": 25522.120000000003, "end": 25529.2, "text": " Is it dark effigy or despair?"}, {"start": 25529.2, "end": 25544.04, "text": " checking the guide. It's blast for me. Okay, but where the fuck is blast for me? That's"}, {"start": 25544.04, "end": 25549.52, "text": " a spirit gem? Okay. Well, in that case, the only thing I'm really doing with this is fucking"}, {"start": 25549.52, "end": 25551.52, "text": " Upgrading entangled I guess."}, {"start": 25561.600000000002, "end": 25563.600000000002, "text": " No pass ring."}, {"start": 25563.600000000002, "end": 25581.04, "text": " be over here? What the hell do I go? Okay, this might be it."}, {"start": 25593.600000000002, "end": 25605.640000000003, "text": " Uncut. Is that a skill gym level 8? Yes it was. Okay. I'm fucking getting these now."}, {"start": 25605.64, "end": 25608.12, "text": " Storm will up that to eight. I use that spell"}, {"start": 25635.64, "end": 25640.64, "text": " Travel through the path of mourning, okay?"}, {"start": 25640.64, "end": 25642.64, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 25665.64, "end": 25681.04, "text": " This isn't a puzzle, is it?"}, {"start": 25681.04, "end": 25685.079999999998, "text": " Okay, there's enemies."}, {"start": 25685.079999999998, "end": 25690.16, "text": " I thought there was no enemies and I was like on some weird loop."}, {"start": 25690.16, "end": 25692.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 25692.04, "end": 25699.04, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 25722.04, "end": 25726.280000000002, "text": " Oh my god! This place really is fucking miserable."}, {"start": 25747.56, "end": 25748.36, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25748.36, "end": 25757.36, "text": " Oh my god, it's dead ends on dead ends."}, {"start": 25757.36, "end": 25764.36, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 25764.36, "end": 25774.36, "text": " The spires."}, {"start": 25774.36, "end": 25801.8, "text": " Oh, hello."}, {"start": 25801.8, "end": 25803.8, "text": " Shit wait, where am I going again?"}, {"start": 25803.8, "end": 25808.02, "text": " I'm like going up to something"}, {"start": 25816.84, "end": 25819.98, "text": " Let's fucking look at the guide agnab it"}, {"start": 25819.98, "end": 25833.899999999998, "text": " Okay, so that's the end there. I got everything there."}, {"start": 25833.9, "end": 25850.620000000003, "text": " Wait. Spells gain troublesome damage as extra chaos damage. Averson chance to poison on"}, {"start": 25850.62, "end": 25861.62, "text": " hit. I guess I want that poison. Which is... here. Okay."}, {"start": 25880.62, "end": 25893.62, "text": " Watering plants build. Farm build. It works."}, {"start": 25910.62, "end": 25928.98, "text": " Yeah, at this point I'm really just fucking plant and thunderstorm I don't need anything"}, {"start": 25928.98, "end": 25934.7, "text": " else I don't even think I bone storm anymore except maybe on like an actual full-on boss"}, {"start": 25934.7, "end": 25949.82, "text": " fight but don't talk to me think I missed it it's over here would you could see damage"}, {"start": 25949.82, "end": 25956.18, "text": " numbers dude yeah I said I hate that you can't see damage numbers and I was met with a lot"}, {"start": 25956.18, "end": 25963.02, "text": " of people disagree and I I'm baffled I baffled"}, {"start": 25970.1, "end": 25975.62, "text": " there would be so many damage numbers yeah there would be it'd be a it'd be"}, {"start": 25975.62, "end": 25983.86, "text": " kind of all over the screen I would love that but that's just me"}, {"start": 25986.18, "end": 26012.88, "text": " It would be easier to see if some change affected your build or not, yes it would be a thousand"}, {"start": 26012.88, "end": 26018.100000000002, "text": " million times easier but I guess some people don't like that I don't know I"}, {"start": 26018.100000000002, "end": 26025.74, "text": " think this is my ignorant tank take I think it all stems from Diablo 2 not"}, {"start": 26025.74, "end": 26031.940000000002, "text": " having damage numbers and I played Diablo 2 and it was garbage"}, {"start": 26031.940000000002, "end": 26034.54, "text": " so"}, {"start": 26042.88, "end": 26052.88, "text": " No, I actually hated Diablo 2, fuckin' miserable."}, {"start": 26052.88, "end": 26062.88, "text": " Not even rage baiting."}, {"start": 26062.88, "end": 26075.2, "text": " I'm not even rage baiting."}, {"start": 26075.2, "end": 26080.24, "text": " Like hitting the spells in Diablo 2, I played Druid."}, {"start": 26080.24, "end": 26083.08, "text": " It felt so fucking miserable."}, {"start": 26083.08, "end": 26089.16, "text": " I had that little light, what's that one fire spell where it's like it trails off randomly."}, {"start": 26089.16, "end": 26095.74, "text": " I fucking hated hitting that button, but that was my only button, so I just kept hitting it, and then I'm boom."}, {"start": 26096.3, "end": 26098.3, "text": " Fissure, I guess? I don't know."}, {"start": 26098.7, "end": 26104.98, "text": " I didn't like it, and I know it's like that's the most taboo thing to not like in the ARPG world, but..."}, {"start": 26105.42, "end": 26107.92, "text": " I didn't play up or grow up playing it."}, {"start": 26108.32, "end": 26111.76, "text": " I got no nostalgia for it. It's ugly, and I don't like it."}, {"start": 26115.12, "end": 26117.62, "text": " The bosses were boring. I was, uh..."}, {"start": 26117.62, "end": 26122.18, "text": " I also thought it didn't tell me I had no fucking idea where to go"}, {"start": 26122.18, "end": 26124.82, "text": " So I looked up a guy and it was like go into the den of evil"}, {"start": 26125.42, "end": 26127.42, "text": " You are going to farm"}, {"start": 26127.82, "end": 26135.16, "text": " The countess over and over and you're gonna get these runes and you're gonna these runes are gonna give you a spell or something"}, {"start": 26135.16, "end": 26139.0, "text": " It's fucking weird. You played the remake the I guess"}, {"start": 26139.0, "end": 26158.0, "text": " You're backtracking."}, {"start": 26158.0, "end": 26163.04, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 26163.04, "end": 26164.36, "text": " It's an acquired grind."}, {"start": 26164.36, "end": 26171.84, "text": " Maybe if I got more into it, but to me it seemed like a very deep grind for a game that"}, {"start": 26171.84, "end": 26173.56, "text": " is extremely figured out."}, {"start": 26173.56, "end": 26180.16, "text": " It's like World of Warcraft, like, yeah."}, {"start": 26180.16, "end": 26192.52, "text": " Either way, I didn't like D.A.B.L.G. 2."}, {"start": 26192.52, "end": 26193.52, "text": " I like damage numbers."}, {"start": 26193.52, "end": 26195.52, "text": " I don't like bizarre damage numbers."}, {"start": 26195.52, "end": 26197.02, "text": " Personal opinion."}, {"start": 26197.02, "end": 26198.02, "text": " Sue me."}, {"start": 26201.52, "end": 26204.52, "text": " How do they kill this area? I don't know if I do."}, {"start": 26207.52, "end": 26209.52, "text": " Sisters of the..."}, {"start": 26223.52, "end": 26230.52, "text": " It gave me 10 resist."}, {"start": 26230.52, "end": 26233.52, "text": " Firmly?"}, {"start": 26233.52, "end": 26240.52, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 26240.52, "end": 26243.52, "text": " Oh, golly, you- okay."}, {"start": 26243.52, "end": 26249.52, "text": " I thought I was stuck."}, {"start": 26249.52, "end": 26251.38, "text": " I'll let you look, okay."}, {"start": 26251.38, "end": 26252.88, "text": " Thought I was stuck."}, {"start": 26252.88, "end": 26279.280000000002, "text": " Here's a quality of a skill gem, I will use this on my plants."}, {"start": 26279.28, "end": 26295.28, "text": " 15% chance now to spawn an additional thing, 1, 2, oh damn, second one it doubled."}, {"start": 26295.28, "end": 26306.16, "text": " Is there a way I can keep track of how many fissures I have out?"}, {"start": 26306.16, "end": 26318.12, "text": " just looking is there a number somewhere hello top left of any UI"}, {"start": 26336.16, "end": 26356.16, "text": " I don't know what he's doing, but..."}, {"start": 26356.16, "end": 26382.16, "text": " I'm assuming she's going to be back at the boat."}, {"start": 26382.16, "end": 26389.16, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26390.16, "end": 26396.16, "text": " hot"}, {"start": 26396.16, "end": 26402.16, "text": " case of travel to the dread not"}, {"start": 26402.16, "end": 26404.88, "text": " Oh, young one. Do not wander."}, {"start": 26404.88, "end": 26406.88, "text": " How could I?"}, {"start": 26413.28, "end": 26415.28, "text": " Young one."}, {"start": 26416.4, "end": 26418.4, "text": " Ah, that's nice."}, {"start": 26418.4, "end": 26435.04, "text": " These white gloves have quality 10%."}, {"start": 26435.04, "end": 26438.24, "text": " Is it good to make these blue or rare?"}, {"start": 26438.24, "end": 26440.24, "text": " Is that a thing?"}, {"start": 26440.24, "end": 26445.24, "text": " Or do I salvage it?"}, {"start": 26445.24, "end": 26471.02, "text": " Nah, salvage it? Okay, so I just salvaged this shit."}, {"start": 26471.02, "end": 26473.02, "text": " Lightning resist Topaz ring."}, {"start": 26475.02, "end": 26476.02, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 26497.02, "end": 26498.02, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 26498.02, "end": 26503.9, "text": " Thunderstorm and entangle are already level 8."}, {"start": 26503.9, "end": 26514.9, "text": " Uh, I guess I take Contagion to the- oh, Bonestorm, I shut up, I'm done."}, {"start": 26514.9, "end": 26518.38, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 26518.38, "end": 26524.58, "text": " Did you just drop Contagion at this point?"}, {"start": 26524.58, "end": 26525.58, "text": " I think you're fucking right."}, {"start": 26525.58, "end": 26527.58, "text": " I don't use it. There's no point"}, {"start": 26528.5, "end": 26535.06, "text": " Will you shoot the new update or will you get high and play offline? It's 50-50. I'm not sure but I am done today"}, {"start": 26535.22, "end": 26538.660000000003, "text": " That is it. That's my second point. I already went way longer than I should have"}, {"start": 26541.260000000002, "end": 26547.7, "text": " I'll be on tomorrow do the last zone. I'll be doing that tomorrow GG's everyone"}, {"start": 26549.140000000003, "end": 26551.140000000003, "text": " Tomorrow I continue"}, {"start": 26551.86, "end": 26554.820000000003, "text": " So more Prague either way"}, {"start": 26555.58, "end": 26559.58, "text": " Thanks for watching, guys. Appreciate it. I'll see you all tomorrow. Later."}]}