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Good morning, uh
Yo big dog I like that
huh well what to do today what to do today the fuck is this patty
I am I'm torn between what I want to do today
I got three options essentially hold on
Um
Four options at least on my list of what the fuck to do
path of exile
Season comes out in the six days. I know Viki wants to play right now and she's like can you go stream path of exile?
So I can play it too. We can both play. I'm like, yeah, that sounds really nice. There's path
Don't blame you're not blaming you I also want to play path
I just know my viewers don't want to see path
But I also really want to play path and then there's dark and darker
But the issue with that it's like I
Suck
I'm bad at everything else too, but fucking really bad at dark and darker
But I also want to play that
Third option Warcraft 3
Of course, I want to play that but I didn't want to anyone wants to see it
Then fourth option random game look into it. Maybe like some that crab game or whatever
Oh
Fuck another there's oaken tower. I could play more of that Xanima apparently got a big update
I'm thinking Path of Exile, I'll be honest
I am actually playing Druid on path.
And I actually like it, but I haven't gotten far
and I'm horrible.
I think I might log in.
Why not wait a week until the new Path of Exile 2 patch?
Well, that's why I'm playing now
because I don't know how to play.
and ideally
when that patch comes around
i know how to pull
not going to be good at the game but i'll at least understand what the fucks
happening
uh...
like if i compare myself now on
to uh... before i played diablo four i would have done so many things
differently
i would hope to get there
uh... with patheb exiled to as well hang on a turn should
Jesus following a build. Yes. I am following a build where I'm going to let me get the
game to is like 10 times the content of D4. I love to hear that. I just is there really
Really no damage numbers?
Like is there, is the, is the path of exile community want damage numbers or not?
I just cannot believe there's no damage numbers and people aren't begging for it.
We don't, okay?
That blows my mind.
It's split, but the devs don't.
Is it split?
Reading now, people are, who the fuck plays with damage numbers?
I can't believe you play without them.
blows my mind there are numbers on boss bars yeah fucking phenomenal why don't
we just have it everywhere I don't you look at your skills and see the numbers
so when I'm hitting for 10 damage and then we add in a 32% damage multiplier
and then we add in a 50% damage multiplier when they're vulnerable and
Then you do bonus damage when they're stunned and then you do bonus damage when they're far away
And then if you hit this spell before that spell you do another 25% increase damage
Let me just do the fucking math in my head. Why don't I just?
Open a Google Doc can stare at it there that I'll get numbers on the Google Doc
Won't I or maybe I could just cast a fucking spell a fireball
And I'm like holy shit. I amplified it with seven different modifiers. Wow it hit for 1100
That'd be pretty fucking cool. I just see it. I get what just go to a bus fight pull the boss
Fuck up, man. I just want to see it all the time and I have to go to a boss. I like damage numbers
I don't know if you figure that out I
Hate I
Hate
That this game doesn't have them
As you can see I've been making lots of druids
remaking over and over. Self found.
Trendy self found?
Is that a thing?
No, SSF sucks. Why does SSF suck?
Trading can be fun.
Layout of zones are different compared to non-SSF.
Really.
Doesn't it not matter right now, like at all?
I'm just gonna do SSF, whatever. SSF.
Druid, continue.
Hmm. Who gives a fuck at the end of the day?
Just go hardcore, especially for your first time playing the game to get the flow experience.
It's true.
Uh, if you're following a guide, you probably want to trade.
I'm not going to follow a guide to a tee.
I don't mind following a guide, getting a decent understanding of the build at some point like halfway through,
and then start pivoting and changing things to my own liking.
Um, but I am going to follow a guide. I do like...
I mean, if I can't trade, because I can't get some item, whatever, sure.
POE 2...
Druid...
Build.
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Plant Druid. A lot of Frost Wolf bullshit.
Plants Oracle League Starter. Level 1 to end game.
Oracle, huh? What is everyone else doing?
Shaman?
Surely. Battling Druid is pretty straightforward. You don't even really need a guide.
I didn't feel that straightforward. I played a bit last night. Obviously gonna start over today, but I
Did one build I followed one guide actually so there's two on here. I followed
Where is it?
This one
This plan drew a build I followed and this is how retarded I am
I'm not even me just in general
a new player. So I followed this build and I didn't understand what it wanted me to do
initially. Who cares? You're level 10, but so in Tangle you can only have two casts out at
a time. You like summon out two roots and you can only have four out every time you cast it,
you summon two. So two casts. I didn't realize there was a limit. So I was just spamming in Tangle
over and over, constantly refreshing it. And that was it. That's all I did. But apparently,
you're supposed to spam volcano so I
scrolled down I found a different guide
not only did it have me take volcano but
also see here's the plan build that
sucked as I think it sucks here we go
this is the other one this one has me
take contagion and I cannot believe the
other one didn't have me take it and then
life was great. Fatlander on its catchy stream. It's Fatlander. Oh. The fuck? I thought it
another sure fat dude shut the fuck up
no fuck that is so funny dude you look so cool you look like a true
Holy fuck.
Racist?
Stop putting it out, and fuck it in.
Oh, holy fuck.
Oh, my god.
Brutal.
I mean, it makes sense, right?
Hold on, let me enjoy being Nick Paul, a superhero.
Let me try something.
Have no fear because I am here.
Hello, I am here to help you.
I am here.
I'm like all my-
Don't even start with-
Do you feel my all my aura?
Young Midoriya!
Dude shut the fuck up!
You too can be a hero!
He's still going!
Oh my god, I'm holding!
He's holding that pose so hard.
What do you think?
It's like you're like the opposite of...
...a whole night.
All right?
Yeah!
I
Let's do your your wig first his chance here what chance say wait ever post what he said
I can't click the mouse do not post what I said. We don't need to spam all of that. That'd be bad. I don't see him
It's probably watching
What a paste dude you look so cool you look like a true racist
True why don't people dress up like superheroes more often they do no when's the last thing you saw superhero in public
Did you watch the boys finale what are your thoughts?
I think they do in Japan or something.
Yeah, do you think I could save you?
How do I word this?
If you were expecting to get disappointed
to be born through the season finale of The Voice,
OK, all right.
you will not be disappointed.
Three different ones.
So I think this is like the most biblical after it.
Horrible, horrible.
Because I can use ground gel and then make it go off.
But then these two, they might switch you more
because there's more black in them.
Why?
So it might like look better on you.
So I'll leave it up to chat.
So we have three options here.
Wow, super strength.
Okay, so this is option.
I'll let her do the thing.
Good on them.
Totally good.
Only part was to depowered homelander.
Well, okay.
You know, talk about getting the spoilers of the boys.
Dude, that show was so bad.
That shit digressed.
I remember talking with Vicky and I said that the fights of the boys is bad and it will never be good.
i was right but surprisingly it managed to get worse it was already horrible
i mean it wasn't trying to be good
like there's that uh...
couple fight scenes and it's all just shitty you know
season episode bullshit but again it's whatever
not only did the fight scenes suck but then it's like even the character
element started to suck
uh... i didn't give a shit about ninety percent of the characters i did not care
about Kimiko and Frenzy. Stop giving a fuck. Sorry. And it just kept shoving it in my face.
And let me watch GenV and they say it's gonna matter. It didn't. At all. Crazy. GenV was
better too. I actually liked it more than the boys at that time. Insane that it was
so useless. Fuck, what else? I got really bored of the sex jokes. Like it was a really
funny thing in season one it's like oh my god blood and sex jokes but eventually
it actually just got fucking annoying and I felt like a retard watching it what
else I mean you can talk about wrapping everything up instant I don't know why
they did that we actually talked about in the podcast a little bit but then
probably won't put it in because spoilers and stuff I can do that in a
my stream. Um, God. There was one thing in particular that really bothered me. I'm trying
to, I just lost it. Uh, wrapping up the boys, Homelander sucks. Fuck, I just had it. I forgot
was. The deep part, Huey, Huey was cringed, I got annoyed with him. I don't remember
what it was. Oh, chemical getting fixed and talking was awful and uncomfortable. That
was horrible was it worse than Game of Thrones yes I think it was no yeah yeah
I think it was however I don't care as much Game of Thrones being ruined really
ruined my fucking whole month the boys being ruined I forgot I even watched it
the next day but was it worse yes I just don't care as much
That's how I feel about the boys, I mean.
Were you high? Every single episode, sir.
Game of Thrones had higher peaks to fall from, sure.
I mean, again, I loved the boys season one. I thought it was so cool.
Oh, this is what real life would actually be if we had powers.
Yeah, it'd be bloody. Yeah, it'd be gory. Yeah, there'd be egos.
egos and so cool I love seeing this and downhill off that fake Texas weed though
yeah weed is illegal again in Texas we are struggling to make up our mind here
in Texas clearly fuck dude might the the guy I buy weed from or it's like a
local shop basically he just works there every time I come in I'm like yo I'm
good to see you I don't think he knows why I'm but whatever this guy is a destiny
to me I didn't know there were people that play destiny to you but he is a
destiny to me and weed is illegal this guy's life is fucked he's so he's in
Shambles I gotta go see how he's doing
What's he gonna do what a life
Check on him is I don't know that well I just go in and buy weed he's like hey the usual my gas a couple joys
That's it and he asked like hey you play anything like I told him that how we were playing divinity
And he thought that was funny he asked if I ever played Elden ring I'm like yeah, I played Elden ring
He's like did you beat it? It was so hard like
Actually, I haven't played the DLC. He's like oh, I haven't either
I'm gonna I can't kill that that what's her name again the blade girl
Plus one of the player base true I need a name here
Have you guys tried Moonrock? No.
Fatlander? Meow meow scratch.
You know what?
I'm gonna go through to Cabbage Dude. We're gonna delete Cabbage Dude.
We're gonna free up my name.
Cabbage Dude.
Lock it in.
I have not had as much fun on an ARPG yet, aside from Diablo 4.
Or nothing's beaten Diablo 4 for me.
Then again, I also only played the game for like 4 days.
And I feel like we're already at the end of the game.
Skip.
We don't know Moonrocks.
They're tree.
Trees coated in wax and Keith.
Geez, okay.
Speedrun this shit.
Wait this way.
Mmmmm.
With G4 I had an actual end game it would be good.
Yeah?
I mean, Vicky and I got to a part where we're trying to like get the uh, what is it called?
What are the divine rolls or something when like Gear can like amplify?
like looking for yellows that have three divine roles on it or whatever. Something like at
that point, I don't really know what more there is. You go for a divine role, you hope
it's good RNG, a bunch of divine roles, and then you can enchant, and then re-roll one,
and then you can transfigure it, and you just hope it's the best. Is there anything else
you can do in diablo i don't think there is gear progression wise
so
i am really curious to see
what the fuck does path do
and everyone is so gung-ho about
i've been wanting to see forgot like a year or two now
and i've never seen it cause i was quit
Hopefully I don't quit this time.
We got a week before the new huge update, yeah, one week.
Okay, you go here, bang to the bang.
I made a whirlwind barb in D4 and named him Purple Nerpel.
That's cool.
Man, thanks for sharing.
That's awesome.
Ha ha ha!
Welcome.
Should I get into my stash and just...
Wait, what?
Oh, I'm fucking solo self-found.
Well, how do I have all of these things here, then?
Frenzy, Talisman, what is this?
Hey, why do I have a stash?
From other SSF characters.
Really?
So, SSF is, like, self-account-found?
found? I was gonna say like this stash looks different than the stash on any
other character I've played the past week. Interesting, I didn't know that.
Ooh, uncut support gem, I've got magnified area. Eyes will steal these and use them.
furious slam okay well I think the priority here
chain to fiery death let me see what the fuck the build does checking
PoE 2 builds. Click off show recommended gems at the bottom. I will hang on. I think this
is the one I was using, right? Yeah, this looks what I was using. Alright, well, so the skill
general order is to
for support general order of a virgin one and zenith one
audio just about to drop a gun
Any news on when Dark is dungeon playthrough? No news.
We asked the guy who's making it and he says he's swamped with other shit right now.
So, maybe a month? I was supposed to have played it like four months ago.
So, your guess is as good as mine from there.
Yeah, I guess he's working on a new title.
He's busy, I don't know.
Just calls his arn.
He could explain PoE2 to sun glitters.
Could also play the game.
I'm wondering, it says to take Burgeon 1 and then Xenith 1 for Volcano, but I do have
a skill gem too.
So I want to see if maybe there's like a support skill too I should get instead.
In Act 1 you start off using Entangle and Contagion to clear with main single target
AAS, Spell being Volcano, Burgeon, until we get Bone Storm at which point we will drop
Volcano and give it to Bone Storm.
So what does Bone Storm have here?
Considered casting
Support spell skills that hit enemies and you cast yourself boosting damage at the cost of cast speed
I don't know I don't know fuck it
I'm just not gonna have any support gems
Ooh, wait, I can gamble right now, hang on.
Plus one all lightning spells, plus mana, 31% spell damage.
So what I don't understand, and this is actually confusing me, is there just no, like, base
damage on staffs so like what why not just get a staff at level one they have
spells instead but I don't give a shit higher level staffs become better
modifiers well I mean that's the thing I've gotten 94% increased spell damage on
a yellow staff at level one before. 62% cold damage.
Yikes.
Wow, you're welcome.
Yikes.
I can't buy anymore.
61% increased spell damage and 18% cast speed. Is this not really good?
Like why would I give a fuck about the mana regen?
Or the max mana? Or a plus one to lightning spells?
Plus skills is always OP.
I don't use any lightning spells though.
That's also level 3, I see.
You will.
I guess Thunderstorm?
The thunderstorm isn't really my damage.
All this is, is to make my entangle, or like, my roots, become overgrown.
That's all that's for.
I back the plus one to all skills.
Plus one to all cold spells.
Really?
Yeah, fuck that.
Cell. Cell.
Plus 40 max mana.
Okay, so 33 more spell damage, less max mana, increased cast speed.
Isn't this staff better?
There you go.
Whatever.
Cell.
Keep that.
Magnified area.
What do I use this on?
Fucking nothing.
Let's throw it here for now.
Take it out.
Alright, time to quest.
Wait, what the fuck?
That fells over here now?
Huh.
Always has been?
No, no.
SSF, it's on the right.
That's it?
It's weird, but okay, sure.
So what is my FPS?
What is going on here?
I'm lagging.
Something's going on.
Maybe windowed fullscreen is fucking me, I don't know.
Here's NVIDIA DLSS.
I don't know, sure.
I'll try it.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't want to look at my FPS, F1.
Just not feel not good
Hmm
Sorry, yes, that's just a game I think
Shaders, huh?
Can I fuck with shaders and get those to fuck off?
ground FPS cap, just lower that to 8. That doesn't need to be good. Number of
lights, shadows, sun quality. You play 4k resolution. Should I lower it?
Huh. The thing is I can't even lower it.
How do I lower it?
DLSS balance for 4k?
Whatever, I'm just gonna fucking play this.
It's fine.
It's all fucking fine.
Screw it.
Okay, I gotta find that stupid frost bitch.
Ooh, mudmorrow, found it.
Hello.
Ice bitch, don't day.
I already know I'm gonna get like slap long sprinting and just trip face first to die
I need to put my skins on too. I don't look very good
8% fire resist, no way.
Wow.
Alright, let me make myself look real pretty here.
Cosmetics, skills, entangle.
Thoughts on this?
Look at these vines.
I thought this was the coolest thing ever.
Pretty sick.
Hello kitty cat.
Volcano?
What are we thinking here?
Well, I'll let it load in.
Green Volcano?
With green skulls?
Or?
Let it load in. Hang on, I'm coming.
for that or all natural green I thought green to personally when I play and then dodge roll
effect. Alright, let it, let it load, let it load. Then, cosmetic-wise, make myself
look pretty. Give me a second, hang on. We go character, we go bang, we get that weapon
on. We snag this chest. We snag that helmet. I thought this looked sick. I'm going to plant
drew a theme, I am a plant. I thought it's kind of drippy. I'll be honest, everything
else, I don't know, I don't know what's going on over there, but all their armor looks
ugly. It's really hard to find any cosmetics that are actually good looking in my opinion
in this game.
What the hell is the hold on? I got a chance. What is even? What am I changing there?
Uh, how do I get- I go to the store.
No, escape.
Micro-transaction.
My cosmetics.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, so one just takes the hat off.
No, you gotta play with the hat.
The hat's so cool.
And then pants.
I'm gonna just do a full set.
There's also like- like this is- there's this.
This shit is fucking- it looks like a four-fold.
Mortnite skin.
Like, actually.
Of course I bought it.
What is this shit?
Give me my hat back, one sec.
There's also like back attachments, like clearly you can see that I've swiped.
I mean this is just ridiculous.
This is fucking ridiculous.
It's subtle, but whatever, sure.
Ridiculous.
That's fine.
I don't know what that does, it's fine, I guess.
Fine.
But it's all kind of just ugly.
It's a random guitar.
The wings are hideous. I don't know who plays with wings in this game. Look at this.
I don't even get to see the fucking floor.
Capes.
Capes.
Whatever.
But your name is Cabbage Guy. I am Cabbage Guy.
All right.
Ugh. Skills. You know, tangle, dodge roll effect, done, consumables, fuck that, extras, portal.
I like how the portals just don't load in, initially. I like that portal.
Do I want a character effect?
I don't think I do.
I think they're just too much.
They're ugly.
Apparitions don't have one.
Nothing there.
Do I care about a pet?
Abyssal Phoenix.
Ooh.
It kind of matches my shimmy, you know?
But eh, I'm gonna mistake it for an enemy.
a lot. Alright, I am good. Let's get back to work. I need to go to the mudbarrow. I
need to go kill the plant fucker. I think there's also a chest somewhere that gives
you a skill gym which I'd really like to have as I'd be needing some skill gyms
where's the grailwood need that too at this point commit to full green and use
the base vines I kind of like the blue vines blue vines are just sick they're
They're not even blind. They're chains.
Is it near the waypoint?
Near waypoint? Okay.
It's like you know Act 1 better than me.
Impressive.
Hello, am I blind?
I know the way points right here, but where's that chest at? That has the skill gem in it?
Or is it at mysterious campsite? Oh, it's at checkpoint. Okay, I didn't see that.
It's literally right here, abandoned stash.
Let's get... contagion.
What's it under? Coltust? Aha.
And I leveled. Grats me. Plus 10% Spell Dam, take that.
You should get Frostbomb. Yep, Frostbomb is on my to-do list as well, to help me with bosses.
I also need to find, wait, am I doing Val?
The little Val dungeon bullshit?
I'm pretty sure I am, right?
Pretty sure.
That was the other thing that couldn't, Viki and I could not believe it.
Have any of you guys tried the new season of Val or whatever, like in co-op?
Oh yeah, I found the boss.
Have you guys tried it at all?
It's so bad, it doesn't work.
And I couldn't believe it.
They're like you literally can't really play the season co-op
Oh
Keeps fucking dodging me.
There we go.
Two gross shield, yuck.
Skill gem two.
Let's go ahead and get Frostbomb.
Okay.
You basically need to cheese the temple layout and I think they've nerfed most of the rewards
because cheesing it was too strong.
Yeah, I don't know anything about that.
I just know that whenever we tried to do it, it would just bug out and one of us just
didn't get to do it.
And you know not understanding the game very well
For all I know the Val temple bullshit doesn't really matter. It's not a big deal
But I don't know and I'm thinking oh, so she gets to the temple. She's gonna scale away farther than me
I'm missing out on an entire big part of the game
This sucks
We actually quit like four times because the Val season mechanic pisses off so much
The temple is not important. Well, we didn't know that.
I
Do you do a volcano we want virgin like a glove
I don't think it's better though, actually.
54% increased spell damage, mine 61%...
Hmm.
Trash.
That's a big plus one.
I don't use any lighting spells.
Have you reached Act 4 before? No. I have not.
back for super great all right well you know what give me a give me a bit and
come back when I'm there that's gonna be a while I am kind of gonna be speed
running a lot speed running but for me speed running a large chunk of the game
until at what point am I gonna start paying attention and giving a fucking
again. Like some sand level I feel like.
Act 2 maybe, that's as far as I've been.
God damn it, she fucked. I'm trying to blow her ass up but she goes in viz.
Support jam.
What do I want to get again?
Attack 2.
Zenith.
Support spell skills, supported skills deal more damage while you are above 90% of your
maximum mana.
That does not modify skills used by minions.
Interesting.
So I need to make sure I'm always topped off on mana?
It's going to be annoying, really.
Right now I'm activate 5 additional- oh fuck that.
Search to grow for evidence of some bullshit.
I think I need to check that house, actually.
Oh
There's this
I've got no HP here.
Oh, fuck.
Gotta make sure I'm top-down, man. That is so obnoxious.
I'm looking for like
I want to make nails or something so I need to go to like the rust metal place called someplace
The red veil yeah, that's what it's called
So here's the Grim Tangle, I'll need that for later.
Where the fuck is the red veil?
Jesus.
There it is.
Ooh, a tattered robe.
Wow, garbage.
Level five?
Okay, well it's rarity increase.
like that. Fuck all the gear. All the gear feels so boring in this game. Nothing
actually feels good. I don't know what, like, I don't know any stat on any gear
that I care about. Besides maybe weapon. At least in the leveling phase. Maybe end
game it gets different, but like right now it's just, I'm just a Diablo freak. I
really am I like that instant satisfaction and dopamine finding
legendaries while leveling etc don't get that here
I need a belt whoops because you don't know how to use the currency that could
be it sure could be user user error
of
the
I
Got a contagion is so strong
of
a last one
No peace to be had here
There is
I don't think I give a shit about anything here.
Alright, let's go home.
Check the boots for run speed.
Nope.
Nope.
There's a wand.
Let's go here.
Make some nails.
I do want to identify everything, but I have to like buy a bunch of these scrolls first.
Maybe it's worth it.
I don't know if salvaging is worth it in this game.
No idea.
I don't know if identifying and then saving or selling is worth in this game.
I have no idea.
Okay, we got skill gems.
Level six.
Can't use that yet.
Level two.
We'll get Volcano level 2, support gem.
I want Burgeon.
Actually, Volcano is done.
So next priority is Entangle.
I want Controlled Destruction.
What does that do?
Where's control destruction?
What?
Oh, shit, I'm missing int.
So supported spells deal 25% more hit damage.
As I say, more hit damage, not just more hit, or sorry, just more damage.
Okay, any damage that isn't... Okay, so not damage over time. Got it.
So hold on. Supported spells deal 20 grams of more hit damage. Supported skills cannot
deal critical hits. Where do I see my crit chance?
It's probably low as fuck. I just wanted to see it.
G and then skill details
Or skill details, but by the skill arrow
Oh
So 10% critical a chance
So I wouldn't really be gaining I'd only be gaining 15% damage by taking that overall
Right? Because I'm losing 10% crit chance, which is I assume when you crit it's double
damage. Quite crazy? Am I understanding that wrong? Critting is only plus 50%, is it? Crit
is based off your crit multiplier. Well, what's your base crit multiplier? Obviously,
my crit multiplier is zero right now. Okay, so crit damage is 100%. So yeah, this rune
that makes it to where I cannot crit, but I hit for 25% more damage, is only a 15% damage
increase because you would subtract the 10% crit chance. That would do double. Right?
That's not how the math works.
Is it not?
It's 15% more damage, you get nothing from randomly critting once every 10 hits.
Well, if you hit...
I mean...
Do I need to fucking... am I actually wrong here?
If you hit for a hundred, and then you up it by 25%, you're now hitting for a hundred
and twenty-five, right?
Okay, hold on.
So if you hit 10 times with 125 times 10, you're going to do 1,250 damage.
If you clear that and you do 100 10 times, and then one of them crits, it comes out to
1,200.
No, it would come out to less than that.
If you hit 100 or 10 times, you do 1,000, but then one of them crits for double damage,
so plus 100.
You're doing 1,100 damage.
So we're talking 1100 to 1250.
So it is a damage increase, but is that not 15%?
It's like crazy.
I guess not.
Who cares, whatever, follow the guide,
they're smarter than me.
Control destruction.
But there is control destruction.
Oh, that's why.
I can't take any fucking intelligence.
Ahhhh.
Okay, just waiting then. Sell it all.
Don't have a belt yet.
I don't know what any of this stuff does.
I've got a gem tab, the fuck, okay.
I've got a rune tab even.
Okay, moving on.
After I gamble.
Twice.
Not fair.
Bad.
Bad.
Why can't I go to the groundwood, hello?
I don't think I got the waypoint.
I think I'm a fucking idiot.
Shit. Oh, I've just never found it yet. Okay. Oh, I already did that. Shit.
There it is.
I
Hurry the fuck up
We good, okay return to clear folk encampment you practicing for point five yes
Yes, yes I am, I'm going to be competing.
I think I can buy the thing now.
Nice.
Control destruction.
Now return to the entrance to Grimtangle and Growlwood.
Easy.
Got that.
Bang.
To the bang.
To the bang.
And then...
To the bang...
She starts singing and shit.
And then I kill that stupid druid.
Start singing.
Now I'm gonna find the druid.
The cursed...
Weird guy.
And I also gotta find the Val in here.
Ooh, hold on, yell them up!
very tanky man
Zero DPS. It really feels like that. I really don't like volcano. It is a miserable
spell to cast in like channel. I don't like it at all. But apparently it's, that's
my spammy button. I put down two roots like that. I put a dot on like that. And
then I have a frost bomb which kind of reduces their magic resist I guess. And
And then from there, it's just spamming this charged up volcano.
A lot of buttons, I feel like, for level 1.
It says I can walk through, okay.
You only use it past Act 1? Yeah, it does say I replace volcano.
Uhh... in Act 2.
Okay, reduces shit, get two vines down, charge up the volcano, and he's gone, motherfucker.
Okay, vines down, got him, reduce bullshit, charge it up.
Cheese, that was a dive there.
Okay, I'm looking for the Val shit now.
I'm saying that right, Val.
Jesus Christ, guys, it's relax.
God damn it.
I don't even know if it's worth going for him.
I can- oh here it is.
I can position like this where I've already killed the main, like, quest bullshit in the
area.
Should I keep looking for the val just to get it?
Or just fucking move on and say screw it
Move on really
Okay
Right now, I don't want to leave yet. I need to find the exit
Only speedrun skip it. Okay, so I'm gonna look for it then
It's whatever
The fuck's the exit bottom right maybe
Maybe this opens up over here. No looks like a dead. Oh, there we go. It does open here and then it goes down
Down and down and down and still going down check point cemetery excellent right here
They usually were doing co-op well what happened is we had to keep track if you look at around the red circle
There's like five different red gems and when they fill all the way up
That's when you get to go down into the temple right when we're doing co-op
We had to keep track of it and if it was at four out of five or like whatever
I would have to leave the party go find it on my own
Then do it then we have to regroup after we've both done our val solo
Because for some reason the devs decided that co-op doesn't matter which is crazy to me
This is around the time where I'd have to leave the group and go do it on my own.
Sounds like a bug? I don't know. We looked up online to see if other people were complaining about the Val mechanic not being co-op-able, and yes, everyone was complaining that it was not co-op-able.
It's not a bug. Maybe it was a bug, but I'm sure it's how it wasn't getting fixed.
And then we're looking at World Chat, or Viki was.
And in World Chat, there was like people arguing and complaining about Chinese players abusing the Val mechanic or something.
So we're under this impression that it's this crazy important mechanic.
mechanic that we're now not allowed to fucking do because we're playing co-op I
understand y'all are saying that it's not a big deal and who gives a fuck it
doesn't matter but for people that don't know what's going on in the game I
don't know what matters all I hear is there's something that's being abused
and we can't do anything with it for doing co-op feels pretty shitty really
I really fucking suck.
God, I fucking hate these reflect fucks.
Bro, he's spam-reflecting everything in the game. I can't even...
Oh!
Ridiculous.
I'm not healed by the way.
Didn't realize.
Top 1% of players play a different game.
They come up. Yeah, I guess. Usually, yeah.
There's a lot of motherfuckers out here.
God damn!
Maybe Beagie's been carrying me or something, because I don't remember it being this hectic.
He just kills everything.
I don't even realize.
I gotta learn some stuff. We will take those
How do you deal with these fucking dudes they just reflect everything right?
I don't know. I should probably kill myself. You're right. I don't need that. Kick him,
take staff. Identify it, it's trash.
But I should have kept going down that path.
Jesus
It's gone, isn't it?
This guy's yellow.
Okay, can I try this again to respawn?
No, that's just gone forever.
I've never died there before.
Right now
Dude, how do you kill the shield guys like actually
What is like?
You know, you need to get it get in melee. I can't I'll just die faster
There's no way that's it
It's behind but
Jesus Christ, I gotta go home and sell.
If they attack, they can't shield.
Mmm.
Okay, I'll call.
I'll write that down for when the leak comes out.
It's disenchanting worth.
I feel like it just doesn't matter right now.
No, just sell.
Okay.
Ooh, level three.
I mean, shouldn't I just upgrade my...
I guess I should get my entangle leveled up.
Support gem 2.
Maybe I do support gem 1.
Contagion.
Can't do magnified area.
I see a magnified area for um... Contagion.
Get Zenith 1 for entangle.
Oh, you're right.
I have fucking magnified area on it right now.
I shouldn't.
I need Zenith.
Why are you copying a shitter build, is it?
Fine
I
Peer surely
Imagine coming through
Jesus Christ, thank God to blah blah.
Let's fuck her again, man!
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
I can't... I'm dead.
Jesus Christ.
And they're everywhere.
Trying to get that contagion to spread.
Oh
There's still skills to level one some of them
Oh my god.
Massacre me
Okay, kill all the range guys. Oh my god
Okay
That's crazy
Getting owned out here.
Oh great, they're all fucking alive.
Love that for me.
Oh my Jesus Christ. Please fucking with her down and die.
What the fuck?
What is this thing?
I'm out of mana pots, by the way.
Great, Woven Focus. Increase Coal Damage, Cast Speed, Lighting, Resist, all bunch of shit
don't care about love that for me I mean all of it shit I don't care
I got stunned. I don't know what stunned me there.
crazy how do I die to that nice I lose all the loot okay
And then we do this one.
Checkpoint, forgotten riches.
How do I open this?
I swear, I vote, or Viki's opened this before.
Oh.
Max life, armor, energy shield, life regen, I mean sure I guess.
Desert rune.
I don't know what runes in this game do.
of
Right these fuckers
but I win
whoo
I hate how when I have my inventory open I have to like drag things in like this
I absolutely hate that
pretty good
then just don't open it
thank you never thought of that
of
he is like a boarded baby's what am I fighting right now?
nice
Yikes
Five deaths something along those lines
Where the hell is this shit I've done a full perimeter check damn near
There's a check- oh, here it is.
Did I kill the Val in this room?
I don't think I have.
Well, he didn't lock into that, unfortunately.
the
There you go.
Am I out of heals? Okay.
I
Think anything here matters. Yeah, fuck it all wait did I get that? I don't know if I got the valve
I don't think I did someone run and grab that really quick it's kind of
Let me get in the north area.
There it is.
Another one over there.
this one stay safe if you can
sure i don't have a ruins page i do
So I don't have a belt, that's weird, okay let's gamble.
Trash.
81% increased Veldamage, hold on.
10 more max met oh no less less 9% mana region it's less fuck his light radius
it's just worse isn't it level doesn't matter only stats yep weird but yeah
check the vendor oh yeah I forgot she just has a basic ass vendor to I mean
nothing's gonna be better than mine right now I don't think playpoint cemetery
give this guy his keys. I did it! Open. You better get a better life flask, yours
his ass. That'd be great. I will wait to find one.
I
Okay, not sure what happened there that immensely slowed
Oh, it's this little shit I can't walk in okay
of
10% move speed love that for me okay and then this way
This way the fuck
Okay, I'm lagging I've got like fucking five FPS it feels like
No, is this the whisper not
Is that the Wisp?
Two yellows at once?
I'm fucked.
It's the shaders loading, okay, well it's fucking me sideways.
I have to poop. Really bad.
Alright, let's go home really quick. Finish that quest. Got a yellow helmet.
ooo 11% critical hit chance wow I am not allowed to wear it just press escape
What's that positive game?
Any intelligence gear?
plus one level to all physical spell skills is what I do a physical spell is that worth it
see
see
i don't mean to backseat in any way
physical
plan
during that last boss fight you can cheese him by hugging his knees
learned it during a gdg speedrun of po2 link here's the link
the more you know
I'll make sure to study that on my next speedrun, so I, uh, you know...
Don't fuck it up again.
Bad news.
Have to poop. Really badly.
Gotta have it.
fucking modern
I can't get this potion down
this shit
Cable's way too short.
Oh, wait, there we go.
There we go.
Hop on up, Walter.
Oh, he's a good boy.
Good luck.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Mouse, peach, peach, mouse.
Peach, mouse, peach, peach, mouse.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Beach.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Beach.
Mouse.
Beach.
Mouse.
Bitch, Mouse, Bitch, Bitch, Mouse.
Me.
Mouse.
Peach.
Me.
Mouse.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
baby boy!
How are you still donating?
How are you?
You're kidding!
How do I get my chair back?
How am I gonna do this?
Mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Come on, listen, it's off.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Walter, off.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Come on, off.
Please.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Stop fucking donating, holy Christ, Jesus.
Actually.
Mouse, beach, beach.
God, dude.
Miles
You gotta go I gotta keep playing you gotta go walkie
Okay.
Fix that.
Shit, I gotta fix my camera now. Hang on.
Oh, fuck that.
That's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
Good enough.
Uh, where am I?
What am I doing?
Travel to the farmlands.
grounds, that's right. Let's keep going.
Okay, how do I disable the shaders, by the way, because it's actually really shitty that everywhere I go, it just lags
until everything's fucking loaded.
You don't. Okay, so that's just a deal with an angle. I've got no pots, by the way.
That should be fine.
Yeah, it should give me poth-
Uhhh...
That'd give me poth.
I don't wanna go there yet.
I wanna find that mini boss here.
Wherever he is.
And then I need to go to the...
Other direction.
all the exits are in the corners well there's also a yellow I should kill the yellows right
I guess I could just do that instantly right?
Okay, let's go do Freythorne
So I gotta find three of these altars and do them really quick.
That's one.
Actually, technically, there's four altars.
Okay, that's one.
Oh, and here's the final beacon too, okay.
I'm completely tapped.
Oh man, that's, I guess, mana pot.
Dude, what is this mana drain bullshit?
He drains mana when I'm not inside?
Interesting.
all right lets go. my damage feels so bad and worthless
Oh, uh, I think it's this ulti.
Dynamo. Construct monsters have 15% increased effectiveness.
Upgrade your skills. You have gems that you stashed away without upgrading.
Yeah, I guess they've upgraded a bit.
Commander's chamber, rare moss. Okay, how does this shit work? I forget.
So I want to put things near here.
and
this is due
Sure run temple
There's all these red lines everywhere.
This is that one thing I put down.
Regal workbench upgrades a magic equipment item to a rare item.
Uhh...
I needed like a magic item, but I actually want to upgrade
If I go back and buy a magic item, I guess
Nick
That was like a really I sure you want to leave the area. No, do I?
Look at your gear. I mean like gloves are
fucking
Transmute your neck?
Why would I transmute a 13-strength neck?
Because I can't. It's fucking blue. I don't know.
Please use some currency. I don't know how any of the currency in this game works.
Augments a magic item with a new random modifier. Upgrades a normal item.
Okay.
But why would I use this on a white necklace?
If I leave I can come back right
No, really I mean shouldn't I look for like I don't know an intelligence neck
I mean let me keep running this and maybe I'll come back
Base doesn't matter much
Really?
But I'm a caster
Okay, whatever upgrades a normal item hey now I gained maximum mana
Plus two to all attributes
Okay, so that's a lot of strength on this neck.
I just don't know what the fuck I'm gonna need strength for.
equals HP.
Okay, lots of bitches here.
Is that it?
Alchemy workbench.
Upgrades a normal or magic equipment item to a rare with four random modifiers.
So maybe I use my gloves on this?
My boots already have movement.
Let me keep clearing, maybe I'll find something else.
3 gold, dude, it's crazy how nothing drops in this game.
Allies in your presence deal 41% increased damage, other than deal 2-3 added physical damage.
Would that add physical to my plants?
Am I considered an ally?
You do not count as your own ally, okay.
But adding...
So how would this work?
Since my plants do like tick damage, right?
a flat plus three or a flat plus six? Does it just add that much to it? Assuming this did work.
Plants are not means. I understand. But it's like, what if I find gloves that says
deal one to three increased physical damage? How does the damage on plants work? Does it do...
deal 7 to 10 physical damage right? I guess I would need spell physical damage? So if
I found something to increase spell physical damage by like 3, I would just improve the
damage of every single tick by three. Every tick. Okay. As far as it doesn't like kind
of go off, plants do 20% of your physical damage per tick, right? I thought I'd see
something like that.
Ow.
a magic equipment item to a rare adding one modifier.
How do I do this?
the exalted and use it later. You can take all those benches as currency on the bottom.
Benches.
As currency here.
I feel like I'm just going to send this.
Well, this just seems dumb, though.
A magic equipment to a rare adding only one modifier.
Wouldn't this just fuck it?
So you throw that, add 1 to 3 physical damage to attacks, that's horrible for me, right?
You also need physical spell damage.
Okay 10% rarity.
It's still damage.
Damage for what though?
any physical damage, don't it?
What the fuck is going on in here?
Okay, now what I guess I go use all those benches that I've gotten I need to go this
way too. Whole room here.
It's a skill gem to have three support sockets.
Ooh, that's important.
Does the guide talk about this?
It looks like Act 2 wants me to have Bone Storm.
but bone storm is what replaces volcano but I don't have bone storm yet
maybe I just get entangled
in that case it's the only thing I have that seems to be used later
And on Act 3, he wants to put in Accelerated Growth, Zenith 2, and Branching Fizzers.
Okay.
growth is a skill gem too. I actually can get that. I have those in my inventory. Let me
just clear this place and then we'll get it. So I have checkpoints. But how do I see if
I don't think there's any more, um, thingamajigs.
On the right side, it says done, complete. Okay, so I'm done.
Oh wait, stash right here.
Gems.
I use control left click, we love that.
Okay.
Tangles level three, let's get volcano level three.
Uh, cult, we'll get contagion level three.
And then, Frostbomb level 3, sure.
Okay, spell gem level 2, what does he take, accelerated growth, zenith?
This requires 25 int.
I'm pretty sure I get a little bit very soon.
How do I see my talents?
Here we go.
Yeah, next level I get plus five int.
Is that the only reason I can't get it?
Yeah, that's it. Okay, I currently have 23 int.
All right, and the other one is Zenith 2. What is Zenith 2 under?
Support Jam 3.
Supported skills have 25% increased mana cost, but deal 30% more damage while you're above...
Wait, what?
Oh, no, increased mana cost efficiency.
Act as divisors to the stat, they modify, for example, 50% increase reservation efficiently
cause your reservations to be 60% of their base value.
Why would they throw a 6-7 there, of all things?
Sorry, I'm just distracted by that.
Reservation efficiency will cause the modified stat to grow larger instead of smaller
What I'm assuming it reduces the mana cost, but I'm trying to understand how it reduces it what?
Efficiency modifiers act as divisors, so the stat they modify for example
50% increased reservation efficiency, causes your reservations to be 67% of their base value.
What?
It just reduces mana cost. I wonder, why does it work? What?
This is for reservation skills. What the fuck is a reservation skill?
reservation skill
Your skills don't have efficiency on it so it doesn't matter
Well then why would you ever go zenith to
If it doesn't affect it because they do the exact same thing then
No, that has to matter somehow I don't get it you are retarded
I hope your day gets better you don't it's ass and the guide sucks
This seems to make the cost of spells 20% higher and this gets rid of that
I do see that cost multiplier bullshit at the top change
That's it
Okay, when I do go I'm just surprised is there nothing better than Zenith?
I guess it does more damage, but fuck is it actually so annoying keeping my mana above 90%
But all right
Yeah, maybe giving my mana, like, above 90% will get easier as time goes on, but right
now it's kind of fucking miserable.
I don't know if you were being serious or trolling.
At this point, everyone's just using words that don't make any sense to me.
Both of them are not meant to make sense, they're just fucking spewing shit.
I think that's two. I need one more altar and then it's boss.
I feel like the ritual is going to be here and the boss is going to be bottom right.
Nope.
Boss is here.
really the fuck is this last ritual but what the hell just happened
there it is that damn
Okay now boss time
of
the
I don't know how to deal with this oh god I don't know how to like not get CC'd there
Yeah, I just get fucking stunned
Regal orb, Artifice Resorb, couple things, let's take this, let's go int, apply support
Part two, we're going to entangle accelerated growth, supports plant skills causing them
to trigger an explosion after they have been overgrown.
That's worthless right now, but screw it, I think I get lightning pretty soon, and then
I can overgrow the fuck out of them.
three maximum spirit. Fuck. What do I take here? Blast for me? Thunderstorm? This is
an aura buff. Yeah, but what do I take? The guide isn't telling me things. Hello? Blast
for me requires 48 intelligence check act one do you not see the tab I'm in act
one? Where the fuck do I take? Wait, ravenous swarm, spirit gem from Freithworm.
Ravenous swarm, here we go. Well active, and enemies are present, swarms of insects
immerse from your body and pursue enemies. Swarms of retargo means that
attack and poison enemies. Okay, take that.
And now it's activated I assume, done deal.
I guess I buy a Regal Orb, Augmentation, whatever the fuck, doesn't matter.
Let's port out.
Wait no, we touched this guy.
Very interesting dialogue.
I don't think I will wait
I still don't have a belt
Pan, you know you want to, later.
Rejuice!
Oh, screw it. Hey.
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with them, but cheers.
Wow, this is a really good mall.
1 to 27 lightning damage, 55% increased physical, plus accuracy.
I was playing like a barbarian, this would be fucking nuts.
all taking off your hands.
I'm not even sure where I took that up.
I'm not sure where I'm doing with it.
I have an uncut level 6 skill gem.
Can I get anything here?
Thunderstorm requires level 18.
I am level 13.
Unfortunate, so I guess not.
Okay, so explain it, if I'm right, every single gem I add requires more and more and more intelligence.
Is that correct?
I mean, depending on which gem it is, but in this case, these gems all require support
requirement plus five int.
So this requires 25.
If I take it out, now it's 20, so it's plus five.
I see.
well if I get three more in no two more in I can get magnified area on
contagious you're feeling lucky later
What the fuck is Essence?
Okay, whatever.
What?
Did it reset?
What the fuck did it reset?
Gamble a bell from vendor?
15 minutes. I didn't know there was a timer on these things.
I can't tell what's better here.
I can't even wear that anyways.
Ritual.
Oh shit skill gym level four the fuck
Hmm so when do I get bone storm?
Bone storm level 5 so this replaces my volcano channel to conjure a swarm of
Bone spikes in the air then release, fire enemies and explode,
shrapnel impales, enemies hit.
Consumes you are power charges.
I don't know what power charges are.
Look at the video.
Select the scale to play.
I can't select it so I can't see video.
So this guy wants me to use this.
Really?
I don't take lightning storm?
No, it does also want me to take Thunderstorm, but what's more important to get?
Thunderstorm or change Volcano to Bonestorm?
I feel like Thunderstorm has to be more important, right?
Check the order.
I think they're wrong if they don't say Thunderstorm.
I think it doesn't even ha- bone storm is on act 1, I don't even see thunderstorm here.
They aren't wrong.
Well I think they're wrong because I took accelerated growth as a gem so whatever plants
get overgrown they trigger an explosion.
I can't overgrow them unless I have Thunderstorm, right?
Conestorm is the better spell.
I mean, I do want both.
I think I may have. I think I just go farmlands.
I
Didn't watching that like I did I know I didn't okay, I gotta find the boss here
Fucking Freythorn again, goddammit
is the farm lands
that's nice
Oh, here we go. This is where he runs to.
Is that areas?
Jesus, how do you get fazed?
of
That is fucking nuts.
Holy shit, 110% spell damage.
Would this affect my spells though?
Or my roots?
Cause y'all said it's like spell physical, right?
Would this still increase damage of roots?
It would, right?
Okay.
Making sure.
I gained two town points. Bang.
All right. Where do we go from here?
Checking the talent tree.
Do you do do do?
Wait.
Oh, I was supposed to kind of curve and start going this way.
Increased skill effect duration wants me to grab those
Bashing of the force plus five to strength and intelligence 15% faster start of energy shield recharge was
15% of armor also applies to elemental damage
Really? I'm not just zugging damage here
But look at this, like if I fucking get here, 10% Spell Dam, 10% Spell Dam, 20% Spell Dam,
15% Skill Effect duration, I mean, I'm going that way, we're getting that direction first.
I'll get everything they get, but I'm a damage main for sure, at least initially.
Skill Gem level 3.
Pretty sure all the shit I care about is already 3, so we're done with that.
Don't I have Magnified Area for Contagion?
Thought I did.
Skill Gem 4.
Uh, I'm an entangled main
Okay checkpoint exalt the staff
Okay, let me read exalted orb and see what that means
Augments a rare item with a new random modifier.
Rare items can have up to six random modifiers.
Oh, so I can do two more on this.
And I should just send it, right? Some solo cell found.
Or should I save these for endgame?
Slam. You'll get more. Okay, we slammed it.
Uh, 16% mana regen. Sure. Should I slam again?
I'm gonna slam again.
I didn't do anything.
What did it do?
Hold ALT.
Huh?
What is this?
Two mana mods.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Okay.
So, if I put an Exalted Orb on this bitch again, it would do nothing.
It's kinda hiding?
That's kinda dumb that it combined the plus maximum mana into one?
Unless it actually only counts as one.
No, it still counts as two?
That's weird.
Why combine it?
Man.
I mean, I understand that path is like, you know, you know how to play it, it works, and it-
if you know how, but it is so not new player-intuitive at all.
And y'all can say it's because people just don't read, but...
NOM is so like, you're so fucked!
Yes, none of it's junky.
Screw it all.
Didn't care to identify either.
Let's go.
Keeps moving.
It's so you can get two spell damage, it's for with the same stats stacking it's good.
Okay, I understand.
I don't think you understand my issue, my dilemma.
dilemma. You can have up to six affixes on an item, right? A noob, like myself, I would
look at this and I would think it only has five. So I would slam another Exalted Orb
on it and be confused. I'd have no idea. Just separate them. If you hold Alt, you have what?
plus 24 maximum mana is in there and plus 38. Just separate them. Right? Just, it's fine.
They can stay separated. Not a big deal. You can't slam it again though. Okay, whatever.
See now I know now I understand the mechanics, so I don't care anymore
Then I'll go into the farmlands where am I going? Oops waste of time
Yep, there's just a skill issue, 100%.
My fault.
Oh god, I forgot how laggy it is when I first come in here.
Oh, my frames.
So I need to find...
What do I find here again?
I have some fucking loot.
Oh, these guys are ghostly looking.
Nice. Linen belt.
I can't identify it. I don't care to go back yet.
Crop circle.
Hello, dogs.
This is also going to be a little autistic, but maybe some autist can answer this question.
So when I cast this, one time, it sends out two vines.
It should send out two.
How does it look like it's only sending one?
What?
the skill I read it last night. I swear when I was hitting it, it was sending two at a
time. And now it's only sending one. Okay, never mind. That completely negates my question.
I don't know why I thought it sent 2 every time you left clicked.
Gotta find the loop. Were you high?
I don't know anyone playing ARPGs that isn't.
You're either streaming and working or you're high and playing. You don't know.
I'm cut skill gem level 4.
You know how I even get my skill gem 5, please?
Okay, now that I know I'm- okay, I don't know why this whole time I felt like two fucking
roots get shot out with every left click.
I've been missing like half my damage.
Thinking that two was enough because it would, you know, four is the limit.
Crazy.
Okay, another skill gem level 4.
Uh, let's get Contagion level 4, I guess.
Sure, I wanna.
Give me the blue.
Let's see if I can get the waypoint really quick.
What MTX are you using? I don't know what MTX means. Maybe that answers your question.
You are thinking of two because there's this port called upheaval1 that makes you shoot
two vines instead of one. Yes! Yes, I was using something called upheaval. That is it.
you do, MTX? Micro- MTX stands for Microtransactions? Wouldn't it be like- how would you- I guess
there is no suffix you could do aside from that, sure. I didn't know that, I really didn't.
want the big damn 25% increased damage with hits against hindered enemies 15%
increased chance to hinder spell okay yeah we love that big plant build I was
gonna do something my belt sir identify this I need to make sure it's actually
a belt it in fact is a belt thing
Noice.
Right now, should I turn in the loot?
I did.
Now I gotta find some Toolbox.
I gotta find the Valve bullshit.
Toolbox, Valve bullshit.
And then there's a boss here I gotta kill.
Oop checkpoint.
What the fuck's going on here?
Lank rune.
Okay.
You don't need a tool about if you've done it before.
on other characters I've done it so is it just done I assume that was where the
toolbox would be tool belt so I'm good okay got it so now I just go to Val
now emboss
Counts to Cree.
Uh oh.
Motherfuck, really?
Alright, let's grab this.
What's the chance on hindering an enemy with entangle?
Damaging and slowing them.
It seems like they're always freezing.
Click the arrow to expand the info, okay.
Fissure length, vine attachment, fissure duration, fissure limit, other tab, vines.
Slow per vine, 15%.
What does that mean?
Like 15% chance per hit?
Or the slow effect is 15% vine bloom?
No, it just slows.
So when they're slowed is that considered hindered?
Because I'm looking at my talents here.
Uh, how do I open them? L? P? P.
25 is an increased damage against hindered enemies.
Hinder is a debuff that slows movement by 30%.
Okay, so hinder is its own slow.
How do I apply hinder then?
It gives you 15% to hinder.
You read it again.
Oh, okay.
I see.
So 15% chance to hinder with spells in general.
I'm gonna do more damage to that. Got it.
Still looking for the Val.
Oh my god, I'm gonna do a full clear out here.
Jesus
God damn okay, not there so maybe this little empty patch
I know the boss is going to be there.
Where the fuck is it?
Yeah, I'm going to start ignoring him.
If I see him, I see him.
I'm not searching for him anymore.
C, B, A.
Top.
Yeah, I mean, I assume this is the boss, though.
Maybe it's outside the boss room.
stinker
fucking here it is
worth it checkpoint and boss
big man I fucking hate shimmers dude me too chatter
Nice.
Ah, I fucking stirred him up like a monkey.
of
Huh
We get the waypoint here
Never tell anyone your password got it
You're lucky
9% increase rarity or 10% movement, it's got to be the movement just get through this shit
All right, so do I want to take Thunderstorm first?
I think I take thunderstorm or bone whatever the fuck
Bone storm
It's your build
All right, bone storm forget I've never used a spell. Let's see how it works
So this completely replaces my volcano by the way, so we're just gonna take all these out
Bring them the fuck down there, and then we're gonna put bone storm
over volcano then very important we're gonna go to cosmetics we're gonna go to
skills we're gonna go to
is there no skin for bone storm why would I even bother using this
Oh, here we go, Sanguine Bones Storm.
Hmm.
I mean, I'll be honest, it seems rather ugly.
Does there need to be an effect?
Yes.
Bone Blast.
We'll go standard like fucking peasants for the time being.
I can gamble twice.
I feel like I shouldn't right now.
My weapon's alright.
Let's see some stuff.
Contagion.
Ready to go.
Stash.
Gems.
Gems, magnified area, magnified there.
Control destruction and Zenith. Okay, that's fine.
Is there a corrosion gem or something?
Hold on, I'm confused.
So it says I also need to get corrosion on ravenous swarm.
So let's get that, I guess.
Nice.
Okay.
You must not have learned about an advanced mechanic called support gyms.
If you learn about them, you get past the loading screen.
I'm gonna put all those away. I've got these runes.
What the fuck is a blank rune?
Untouched by- oh no, this is a quest.
Goes to him.
I don't know what I care about here.
Iron rune?
Oh
Are you selling anything
Spell damage critical hit mana regen prudent greater flask of the apprentice
300 gold for this check the ring oh yeah seven decks adds one to four physical
damage to attacks this wouldn't work on my stuff right I need physical spell
damage
How do I gamble rings, can I?
Oh, I can't.
4,400?
The fuck?
About one.
another one. Eugh! Worthless. I got 2,500 gold. Not good. One more time, I can't. It's
not just the cost that limits me. He has a certain amount of charges and I'm at zero
out of a hundred now. Oh yeah, Pone Storm. Interesting.
Okay, that's pretty sick
I'm taking my way down here.
Uh oh.
Help me!
Okay, let's go this side part of the plan
Why'd you do that I got stunned
The game decided to add a sprint mechanic and so as you sprint around the map
You feel really good and you feel really fast
But if you get hit while sprinting, it knocks you down and you're stunned for like five seconds and you die
I'll be honest. I probably unbind my sprint button if I was doing a hard quarter
Just unbind it
You can pause when you get knocked down and reset.
That sounds like cheating.
So Quinn, and Quinn's a Twitter cheater.
I said it.
Hold on.
Where's that stupid talent tree?
Skill effect duration, all right.
I guess that's important.
Just a little boring.
Where the fuck was it?
It wants me to go up this way.
What does Act 2 have me do?
How does this look?
Okay, I just started expanding a little early.
Whoa.
Can I fucking zoom the fuck in a little better here?
Jeez.
30% increased damage and minions deal 30% increased damage.
Do my plants count as minions?
Checking.
Why the fuck are we taking this then?
I mean it is 30% increased damage but I guess it's still really good.
Spells gain 12% of the damage is extra chaos
Yeah, it's all just flat, big fucking percentage increases.
Okay.
I guess we take that then
Wait, where where is it hello
It's from your ascendancy you get them later. Oh, so it's just not even in the oh, I don't have it yet. Okay
When the fuck do I get a sentencing all right, and I'll just stick with the basic shit. We'll go to here
Act 2
That's a full circle going the wrong way.
That's amazing.
Thanks for the raids, Azaren.
What a misplay.
Great.
Now I get Path of Exile sweats judging me, for my fucking cluelessness.
And my guide following.
It was already pretty bad getting made fun of by people that don't play the game.
Now I get to get made fun of by people that do and don't play the game.
How exciting!
Everyone is better than you.
Leave it vague. Up to interpretation. Just across the board everyone's better. We're not even talking about path anymore.
It's a big boy. Goodness gracious.
Okay, chip away that armor.
Massive charge up on the bone storm.
I feel like going, Jeez!
Contagion dot.
Get all my plants rocking.
Chip away his armor.
Charge it up.
Charging.
He's already dead.
Wasn't even looking at himself.
Love that for me.
Skill gem five.
Thunder storm.
Big spell need this
What to bind thunderstorm to I guess Q
What skill gems do I put in this bitch
Doesn't say here back to living lightning and rapid casting
We go home and free this up
To the stash gems don't put the French toast
Okay
living
lightning
A level 2 uncut gem is required. So it's level 2. Alright, and then rapid casting.
Okay, I can get rapid casting. Really? 15% increased cast speed?
Don't I just put this down one time and it just that's it? I'm done?
It's good? Really? Wouldn't I have more value just to cast it faster? I mean, I do see the net value of it, but for something you're not spamming and you put down just every now and then, you'd be spamming that shit, do I?
I thought it lasts a long time. Okay, maybe I'm not misunderstanding here.
Conjure a thunderstorm which causes lightning strikes enemies near or drenched causing them to become shocked or frozen more easily.
Plants in the area become overgrown. My goal is to simply overgrow my plants.
How long does lightning storm last? Does it show?
Cast time 0.9 seconds total damage.
So you cast it more, it lasts 12 seconds.
So basically I'm casting it one time every 12 seconds.
I mean, I feel like I would like magnified area more, but you move a lot.
My plants are standing still, though, aren't they?
All right, whatever.
Listening to the guide, that was better than me.
My bad, I apologize.
I'll stop trying to think.
It's just for the mobility, I feel like I do.
Bravada's swarm doesn't get anything, Frostbomb doesn't get anything, alright.
I guess I don't need to support...
one bullshit.
Let's go.
Hold on.
Fucking filthy.
Honestly, gross and disgusting.
Skills.
Where is...
Thunderstorm?
That's getting in the game.
Crashes it.
Instantly.
Yeah.
Yeah, I pay to not play the game.
You take that shit.
God damn.
Oh my god, it lagged.
It logged me the fuck out.
Oh fuck, that's funny.
Oh, we're back in.
Yeah, I actually like this skin because it adds like this circle, so I actually see my
lightning storm and the perimeter is actually way better.
I'm debating. Do I want thunderstorm bound to right click or bone storm bound to right
click? What am I going to be using more often later on? I'm thinking it's going to be lightning
storm. So maybe I should put lightning storm here. I don't know. Phone storm is only for
bosses? I mean it's still a big deal though. Use mouse buttons. Damn! Am I a mouse button
Andy? I could do mouse buttons.
Well that's gonna fuck with me. Inputs.
One or more actions are not set, whatever the fuck it cares.
This might go to, this is my Q.
seven eight nine bound to my mouse then that can say as f
you can go as e
nice
Damn, this is gonna be weird.
This is gonna be really fucking weird.
Okay.
Is there a skill gem here?
Nice
Those explosions mine can't tell
of
Big level up?
Finally, holy fuck, I found it.
This MTX makes you feel Thunderstorm must do a fuck ton of damage and it just waters
your plants.
Yeah, that's all it's supposed to do.
So I know there's like a fucking lag, I don't have to.
There's like some guy I got to kill here that gets some type of buff, and then I just got
to kill the boss.
As long as they don't miss that room, I'm happy.
Hello kitty cat.
Shit, it's down south left.
Oh, this is it, nice.
This is that one boss I gotta fight.
Shut up.
Jeez!
Massacred this guy.
stairs script now I can just W key all the way down
If I can find the right way.
I found the right way.
Use that item you got.
Right.
Plus 20 max HP.
Massive chest.
And somebody dropped.
Ooh, a lesser body room.
No idea.
I feel like I want my intelligence, I lose like a whole rune
Don't don't I
Yeah, it looks like rapid casting gets deactivated so I'm not gonna wear that
Use over balcony on blue items
You all keep fucking reminding me about this bullshit.
I keep forgetting orb of alchemy.
Upgrades a normal or magic item to rare.
Wouldn't I just want to use that on a white maybe?
I also need to identify.
Jesus.
Ah
You will go to the other, go to the cave, release the beast, give me what you call it.
Okay, big boy.
Oh Jesus
A lot of damage.
from the desert from the best you yes find kill me but first please stop the
You're right, Mr. Bear, as you wish.
Big loot?
It must be cased. Let us return to Clearfell to make our preparations.
Well, hold on. Hold on, I- fuck. Fuck, how do I do this?
Uh, can I just go home, identify Cell, and come back?
Yes.
I just worry that like it's gonna disappear when I come back
There is
Okey-dokey sell sell sell sell
Increase recovery, reduce charges per use, yep, sell that.
He's fired himself.
Trash.
The Countess has a split with the Beast.
Every attempt to control it has ended in cataclysm.
We must pursue her to the plains of Bastille.
We should find the Mericath Catvan.
Only they can lead us through the harsh, unforgiving land.
Okay, big cutscene
Wait, wait, where am I?
How the fuck do I identify items and oh god, I was gonna
Can you identify still he's still back there. Oh, we still can't okay cool
73% ooooh. Hold on, am I crazy? Spell physical damage is my roots, right? And then 73% spell
damage on top of that. And 12% cast speed. Is this really good? That's what I want, right?
So I- I- I go here, and then- I don't have any Exalted Orbs here.
Maybe I can go to a stash or someone?
Need an offhand.
Oh, shit, so then I get a good offhand with this, huh?
Brance the skill, level 5 power siphon.
Instantly kill a near-death enemy to gain a power charge, the fuck, okay?
I don't know if I care about this. I'm just gonna I don't think I can wear it. No, I can't
Hmm double wand, can you double wand?
Consumes your power charges to cause much larger explosions
Maybe I put that here then.
Oh hey, there's people.
Oh, cool.
Thank God.
Hello.
Buy and sell.
Do you sell off hands?
Is energy, this is it?
Wait.
35% increased spell physical damage.
This is it.
I buy that.
Dang.
And then I sell, sell.
sell sell sell sell hold on look at this one plus one level to all physical spell
skills and 21% increased spell damage this could also roll really high I can
make things happen and it has a socket I don't know how rare those are hard to
get currency so upgrades a normal item to a magic
with a modifier. Augments a magic item with a new random modifier. I have 48 of these.
And then I have 11 Exalted Orbs. And I got Regal Orbs. Okay, so what I want to do, Augments
magic item with a new random modifier I want to use this on this we'll take that
12 in this is a guarantee fucking equip what
why is it not doing it now regal it okay
My god, it's perfect
Okay new random modifier
How is this happening
My this is crazy, right, and I don't know like is this not this is obviously early game, but like
Am I, should I go get a lottery ticket?
That's trash, okay it's about fucking time.
Maximum energy shield.
Huh.
Interesting.
Now I gotta work on the wand.
So this is a very good wand, um, spell physical, spell damage, however, maybe I can make this
one even better than that?
Okay, that doesn't work.
Do I regal orb this?
Regal it?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It is very low spell damage is the problem.
Oops, my bad, sorry about that.
Plus one level to all physical spell those.
Is that good?
Crit doesn't do anything early?
Okay.
I think I literally can't crit with my thorns.
Yeah, here we go.
Controlled destruction.
I do not have the ability to crit.
So that's not good.
So maybe I stopped wasting stuff on it.
Like it's already kind of bricked.
Maybe I should just buff this one more.
Okay, sure, whatever, one, two, three, four, five, six, what, is that seven affixes?
I mean, it's still very good.
Okay, so then I go here, buy or sell, and I just sell this, it's done, whatever.
And then go to my stash, put my things away.
I do be having some runes.
I don't know how those work yet.
I'll get there one day.
You can socket your weapon and your shield.
I don't know how do I do that?
Artificer Orb in Stash.
Okay.
So, currency.
Here we go.
adds an augment socket to a martial weapon wand staffer armor
do i just slam these i have thirteen i don't know if these are like who save
them up don't waste them
yes okay so i put that there
and i put that there
and now what do i put into these ruins
early sockets ruins
A rune, okay.
Uh...
I guess iron rune.
All equipment plus six int.
Okay.
What do I put on the offhand though? Is that considered a weapon?
Int on offhand, so a resolve rune.
Sure, okay.
And then let's drop this in there.
Alright.
Not bad.
I feel like I'm gonna start one-shotting things faster now.
I already essentially one shot, but now it's gonna be comical
Well grand life flask
Spirit gem
To the guide.
Act 2. Here we are. Alright.
Ravenous Swarm. I already have Ravenous Swarm, I guess. Swarm upgrade.
It's level 4, you're right. Okay, we upgraded to Swarm. Got it.
So find the Raiders and destroy them.
I'm just WKN out here.
Okay, Wardenbow, Talisman.
Talismans aren't stat 6, are they?
I'm pretty sure you only have the stats of the weapon you have that you're using.
So your offhand doesn't matter
It does
Thousands are kind of a druid weapon for shapeshifting well again like I don't shapeshift so do I give a fuck about the talisman at all
What if I get a talisman with spell physical damage on it does that affect anything probably not
Because it's not a statistic. No, okay, not a statistic got it
Jesus Christ.
His bone storm is fucking filthy.
I just gotta make sure their armor is shipped from Frostbomb, and make sure I'm full mana
So Zenith gets the value and they just die instantly if I don't fuck it up
Die you high enough freak. Oh wait now. I'm gonna act two talent points. I got to zoom the heck in
Enhance
Uh...
Get the fuck outta here.
Okay, it looks like it's just going way up there.
So I gotta start making my way.
I curve right, slight bend.
So I go here.
I just make it in.
I don't know who else to make it.
And then we start going upwards.
Or I mean I could start making my way for this camaraderie shit, but I don't even have
the
Ascension unlocked to do it. I need that repo shark
I need that scroll wisdom. I need an augment orb
GY
You want the keystone, what's a keystone?
This? Like the big, big thingamajig? The big talent. Okay, got it. I'm not sure what
keystone that.
If I go home now too, I'm done. Bigger? Fucking what? What the hell's bigger than that?
We're talking about this, right?
Top.
Oh, wild surging.
This was massive.
Storm and plant spells deal 50% more damage, cost 50% less.
Oh, and have 75% less duration.
Interesting.
Sacrificial blood.
Yeah, so I can only have four roots out at a time.
So, really, I can sac duration and make it to where I just spam my roots, right?
I think that's the end goal.
Level 5 some bullshit, upgrade the roots.
And then...
Enter the caravan.
What the fuck's the caravan?
Oh, here.
Wow. Imagine I was playing Werewolf. I know minions deal 5% increased damage, that's horrible.
But 47% increased elemental damage with attacks and plus 2 level to all melee skills. That's
It's really good, right?
Wolf has Pac-Manians?
Oh!
goes there you make no need to rush hmm all right
okay talk to Sakuma of the stigma
Yeah travel with some fuck to the corruption click
So now I leave the Halani gates
Okay, travel the garrons report. Okay, keep going
Okay, we talked.
He says we're gonna have to travel to the Ma Dunn something.
Is the story of Path of Exile too good?
I'm obviously not giving a shit about it, but curious if it's actually good.
No, it's dog shit.
It's okay.
It's good, yes.
I don't know.
Who knows?
It genuinely is good, is it?
I don't know.
Why are we moving?
How do I get off?
to the Mod Enquiry, whoa.
Okay, whatever, I don't know what happened.
That's her name, huh?
I
will
Uh oh, I got knocked down.
level 5.
I guess Contagion.
A woo woo is now online.
Insane.
So what do I want on a chest?
I don't really see any stats on these ever that I'm like, excited about.
So I don't know what to really even be looking for.
Life and Resists.
I mean this has Lightning and Cold Resist on it.
28 decks required, but something there, right?
Interesting.
Wait, why the fuck can I go into the Val route? Hello?
I feel like I haven't cleared any of these.
Alright, I guess I cleared these. I didn't realize.
Or maybe I didn't?
Oh, okay, here we go. I'm so confused.
Workshop.
I'm not gonna be able to make it obviously not yet at least
Sure.
I have no idea what I'm doing here, so probably.
From what I'm gathering, this shit does not really matter at all.
Exalted workbench.
Dogman's a rare equipment with a new random modifier.
Huh.
Can I add more to these wands or no?
Six is still the max.
Okay, so this is maxed out.
That's maxed out.
Neck, I guess.
Left alt shows how many you have. Makes it easier.
Yeah, I guess.
Ooh, wore my boots.
I don't know what I got, but sure.
Lots of resist on that. That's fun. Moving on.
Okay, another equipment plus 8% fire resist, sure.
Why can't I cast?
I can't cast any spells except this, what the fuck happened?
Your amulet is still in the forge.
I can't cast anything. I don't have enough strength for entangle now.
It's gone press. I'm pressing alt you fucks. I'm holding it right now. I am holding alt
Pressing it, tapping it. It's just fucking gone.
Holding Alt. Holding Alt.
When did I put it in here?
here okay it's back great select air or sets a skill gem to have three sockets
okay what does it want me to give three bone storm all right so we're gonna
press G we're gonna find bone storm we're gonna knock that bad boy to three
Sockets and what does he use in his?
Burgans and considered casting
Support spell skills that hit enemies and you cast yourself, boosting damage at the cost of cast speed
Okay
So it's chaos or removes a random modifier and augments a rare item with a new random
modifier.
Interesting.
So
So what happens in this room?
My room completed.
Okay.
Upgrades magic too rare
My helmet I guess sure
Pultist crown this could have been good
Yeah
How many does do do yeah, but it's got in time I like that
Hey, where do I see my charges?
To how many power charges can you have?
3? Let me see hang on. Didn't give me anything. Oh now I'm at 3.
Okay, there's two rooms left. Where the hell are they? This one?
Uh-oh, I fell.
Riveted Mitz, Tier 2.
What does that mean?
1-20 Lighting Damage 2 attacks.
Spells are not attacks, kay.
Interesting.
Okay, the common staff here, I guess I'll transmute this, see what happens, trash, got it.
tier, gear, and high, or roll higher modifier ranges, gotcha.
11% increased armor? I think, sure. Alright. One room left, this one.
Now I'm done.
The Swarovs bomb do anything here, only physical damage I see.
It just reduces their resistances.
I only use it on boss fights really.
That was a good armor piece.
I don't know how to tell.
I'll be honest.
I thought my armor was decent.
Has energy shield.
Is an energy shield good or something?
I feel like it's not even worth buying back.
I don't think I can buy it back
Yeah, I don't think it's a good... you leveled. Oh, that's why. And then I re-rolled the store. Got it.
That's okay.
Let's go.
Jesus Christ.
Lots of damage here.
I fell.
support gem level 2. I think I actually pivot and do different support gems for
stuff on entangle in particular. Let me see.
Accelerated growth in zenith. It wants me to get branching fissures. Branching
fissure, fissures 2. Oh that's a support gem 3, never mind.
Oh
I guess considered casting wasn't that too
Yeah, this one. Okay considered casting going on bone storm
Got it
You won't see support level 3 for a bit.
Alright, this is a big bird here.
Jesus.
Whenever I actually do a bone storm on anything, like they're super tanky, they're just not
dying.
So as soon as I do one bone storm, they die.
Every time.
Like I'm curious to see how the next boss goes.
I think I one-shot it.
Actually.
Oh, South right.
Is the boss. You have to checkpoint.
that end 50-50
Your bonus won't put spikes into the enemies so when plants hit them they proc extra damage.
What?
That true?
Strapdome pales enemies hit, causing subsequent attacks.
Or attack hits against the targets to deal extra damage.
Oh.
Interesting.
There we go. He's a tanky guy.
Got a sapphire ring. We love that.
Pull to resist on it.
I
Got no gloves
Checking?
Mine has 10% rarity, I feel like I just wore the rarity, right?
I don't need the resist, I'm killing everything.
Rarity ain't too good.
Okay, yeah, but like, do I give a fuck about anything on these gloves?
Fine, alright. We're swapping it.
I feel like with the random one-shotting everything, I'm not going to see any value
from any of these stats whatsoever.
Defenses? Dude, I'm fucking Act 2, man.
Like by the time I maybe need those defensives, I'll find different gloves.
Where the fuck am I going?
Okay, I want that node.
I don't know, let's take more of them, I guess.
Oh, this motherfucker's one-shot me before.
I remember her.
Okay, massive dam here.
It was in fact, massive damage.
Okay, we got more gloves here.
34 armor, cold, firewars is accuracy, sure.
Okay, so that's done.
Return to the caravans lead to question the defector there, okay?
Ooh, plus nine int. Fire, life regen, increase armor and energy shield. Yeah, we'll take
this helmet. Sixty-six armor, closes lightning, and stun
threshold. I mean, sure. I guess I'm an armor man now.
Okay, sell everything else
What you got hmm mana regen physical damage no good range there I
I think it's hilarious you get started ship on server problem learning PoE too you wouldn't say this shit to him at rail class
His passive tree is Jack the fuck is going on
Okay
Where's that one bullshit currency orb of alchemy
As 1 to 14 lightning damage to attacks it does mana regen, gain mana per kill and light
radius.
I mean, it's better than mine, right?
Maybe I do another one of those.
You saw any other rings here?
ring? No way. I can buy this and then slam it. Iron ring is good, isn't it bad for me,
The caster.
But I just used that on the iron ring.
Yikes.
Mine isn't a warp of alchemy.
I don't know exactly what I want on the rings.
Well, I couldn't put that on like, fuck, I need more orb of alchemies.
Level 6, what do I want to upgrade?
Bone storm, I guess?
It doesn't really matter.
Everything's dying instantly.
Check resistance character window.
i do have seventy five percent cold resist right now
negative one percent lightning
takes
that's one
Wait, no. I have a whole fucking quest in there.
Whatcha shellin'?
So I can gamble here, huh?
Brandamamulet.
So I have 9 gold left at the moment.
I don't know if I like this.
I think I need a lot of strength for some of my runes right now.
some gold you can easily respect your attributes. Alright, I could do that.
The dark hides all mana that creatures.
Ow.
I flirt.
I
Remember you have for all charge in case you get game. Oh, yeah trip. I got
You're right I just have fought. Oh my god. I missed it up north
Or it could be south.
here
lagging
Why you lousy?
Skill jam level 6.
I already got bone storms. Let's get Thunderstorm maxed out.
Yep, sure.
Wait, was this a dead end?
What the fuck it was?
Alright. This way, go south, I guess.
Lots of loot.
This map is huge!
I've been running for five years?
Are we sure there's like fucking connects up here?
Very nice.
Oh my god.
Centrator's passage to reach the top of the gates.
So now just keep going.
Found the gates.
Is there no boss down here?
Anyone know?
Is there any reason?
There is?
boss okay I feel like there was okay well at least I got the checkpoint of the ending
I bet the boss was way back at the fucking beginning I bet it's like down here
No, it's above the stairs.
Above the stairs.
I don't know where the fuck that is.
Oh, these stairs. There's actual in-game stairs. Okay.
So maybe it's over her.
It is not.
Okay, maybe over there.
Checkpoint, this has to be it.
Paper.
a massive damage to her
what the fuck
oh I have to find her oh my health
fuck
jesus christ
Let's go sell all this and broke a cell.
Identify it please.
32% increased armor and energy shields.
Is that good?
Do I want to take that yellow?
I think I do.
187 armor is better.
I don't know the value of anything.
I feel like people saying I'm rage baiting. I feel like you're rage baiting. Why the fuck would I know?
Fucking retard. Fuck. Oh, I don't know shit.
salvage the socketed items why do I get special stuff out of salvaging socketed
gear what did I get out of that artificer's shard oh sack of ten shards
This becomes an artificer's orb.
The fuck does an orb do?
I don't know the name of anything.
These.
Adds an augment socket to a marshal weapon- Oh!
Okay.
Let's see.
I gotta turn my AC on, I'm dying.
UGH!
If you salvage an item with the socket, you get currency to make sockets.
If you salvage an item with quality, you get an item to add quality.
What if you salvage an item with sockets and quality?
You get both?
Interesting.
Now I gotta run back to the checkpoint. We take this we teleport down here. We go through the gates
All right, this is about as far as I've ever gotten I've never been past this in the game
I don't think maybe I have and I don't remember it
Yeah, I think I got to here last time I streamed this game and then I started getting really
fucking sick.
It was like when I got home from some trip, I think Alaska, and yeah, I just got, I think
I think it was fucking COVID.
I got massacred.
It was the worst sickness ever.
Oh yeah, by the time I felt better, I really didn't want to continue.
I detached completely.
I'm lucky.
I think I got the kill.
I didn't.
I think I got the kill.
I think I got the kill.
Impaled quarks.
How many do I have to unimpale here?
Is it a quest or am I just looting them?
No idea.
Leaving.
that's my plan
through it, plant through it. Actually, no, I've been farther because I've ascended before.
I think you ascend or do your class bullshit after this, right? You can do it now. Okay,
maybe that's why I'm confused because I know I did some type of ascension and then I quit
before I actually got to play after.
Think?
I don't know.
But it's around here. This is around...
I've never been to Act 3, I know that.
I've never seen the monkey?
No.
I have no idea who the monkey is.
hmm shit
What's happening?
Oh, she's leaving.
Turn to the caravan, okay?
Did he Google the most OP new build for PoE2?
Yes.
I actually typed that in word for word.
Okay, level 7.
Anything new with level 7 here that I give a shit about?
this guy taking any new spells thrashing vines that looks new right
oh fuck
Ah.
Well, he doesn't take thrashing vines in Act 2.
Where is thrashing vines?
Is he just not here?
I mean, I know I may not be able to take it, but can I not look at it?
Oh, Trashing.
Okay, so that's 9.
Interesting.
Okay, well in that case...
I need level 22.
So am I underleveled right now?
Because it gave me a level 7 skill gem
that I can't even use.
Interesting, I guess that's what happens when you skip.
But truth be told, I'm like almost 22, I'm kind of on a good pace here.
When it comes to rewards and current level, not bad.
Good pace.
I
Identify this slave
Goodbye
I think I give a shit about those just to send for the massive power spike use a regal
on that amulet use a regal on that amulet okay done you think this is better
You won't have the stats. Yeah, I just don't think I care. I really don't think I care.
I don't even care about the belts. I'm one-shotting stuff. Let me just keep pumping through the
campaign. Use it as a route to travel to some shit. Use the legendary path. What the fuck is all
of these quests hello okay so it looks like I have multiple things to do the red
quest is to ascend a trial of sec suck sigma
the
head of
the
rally clocker
Hello advisor bitch.
This looks weird, sure, goodbye.
Okay, and then I just run this, so this is like, pit, I guess?
I hate this shit, okay.
Okay, I remember every time you get hit you lose like a little bit of this honor bullshit, right?
And then I want to try and take key. Okay. I remember I remember I want to get gold keys or silver keys yada yada yada
Awards a large sacred water fountain. I think sacred water is important too. I
Don't know what's more important a silver key or a ritual trial
You want to avoid bad debuffs for merchant
90% reduced light radius, 100% less sacred water found, that kind of griefs me, doesn't it?
So maybe I go north.
You and minions deal 40% less damage.
North is horrible.
You think mid?
go bottom all right I went bottom fuck it
defeat all the red monsters in the area okay oh wait I'm already in here okay
okay one down it's not dead
I'm charging my laser I got hit oh that was it and it's open nice
Silver Key. Gauntlet, Restore Honor, we're sort of grants honor burdens of
affliction. Awards of Shrine that restores honor and grants you a boon.
Affliction with Deceptive Mirror on entry. Awards of Shrine that restores honor
and grants you a boon.
Wait, I'm selected. Oh, wait a second. I'm not looking here.
Silver key or large sacred fountain, no sacred fountain
Find all right, I got a W key and click crystals
And we yellow chest
Okay, we're gonna look at that later
First legendary. I didn't know those existed in this game TBH
Fuck where the crystals I got lost I
I don't mean I didn't pay attention to where it was sending me. I have 10 seconds left okay, thank God
I need that 30 seconds left
Okay, we'll take that sacred water plus 188.
Let's hit the fucking inventory.
Male vestments.
Unfortunately I cannot identify it quite yet.
What does it require to wear?
Strengthen it.
I think that's pretty good.
So I'm currently here.
I can either go Gauntlet Trial or Ritual.
I don't know.
Boone equals positive buff?
Yeah, but like what kind of positive buff?
Like, I don't know what these rewards are.
I'm just gonna let y'all pick until I figure out what everything does
What did I do?
Okay, gain a random boon.
Let's see, where can I see what that boon is?
The next key you pick- Okay, here we go.
These boons are no joke. I thought it was gonna be like, deal 10% bonus damage.
Like, I don't give a fuck about that.
But I'll take an extra key.
That's big stuff.
stuff. Maybe I should take double silver here. It could have been 30% damage. I don't
care about, I don't see myself failing this. I really don't. I care about the biggest
reward at the end and you know following a build guide I'm pretty strong I even
have a really good weapon on top of that there's no way I could fuck it up that
bad. I mean, sure.
Oh, done. Alright, that was easy.
Choose to take on a pledge to co-
co-chai, uh, the inscrutable altering the parameters of the trial.
Gain a key when you are afflicted.
Gain a random minor affliction.
Remove low rivers.
50% more defenses.
I mean, shouldn't I just take three? I guess I'm kind of already done, right?
10% reduced honor restored. I don't think I give a shit
about my honor. I'm capped the fuck out. Is it stupid to run back and try and find
chests and stuff back here?
I got a legendary arrow in these chests.
Yes, useless.
Don't, it's stupid, it's dog shit gear, but I got a legendary.
Alright.
I was trying that Greatly Resource Honor and burdens you with an affliction.
I kinda wanna take the affliction, right?
And then get...an extra key?
Or, I go here.
It's unique, not legendary.
Your honor is maxed already, brother.
Well, this restores honor, and this restores honor.
Like they're both cooked.
But at least when I get an affliction, didn't I take the thing where I gain a key on the
And next affliction I take.
Find bottom then key whatever.
Fuck it.
useful things kept
one down
and
bronze key
Trap Steel 100% increased damage, take the key.
for chests bang bang yikes didn't think my time could be that wasted
it's not even badly literally just crazy
Are you fucking kidding me, am I being fucked with- I didn't think it could be so empty.
Goddamn!
Okay, plus one silver key.
Awesome.
The fall ahead is formidable formidable
Holy fuck
Okay, we take that loot Hello, interact to choose your ascendancy
Okay, so when I played Druid last time, I did get to here, I remember, and I remember
I wasn't following a guide and my chat was begging me to not play oracle because it'd be way too complicated for me
Thank God I've got a guide now to understand how the fuck this works
Where do I see the oh
It's in here
Okay, we go oracle I guess how do I
Okay, ascent.
Purchase items.
I don't fucking know.
I have zero gold keys, so depression.
Can't open those.
Relic locker.
So what does this do?
Grants one passive skill point.
So I go here, and then here.
Walk the paths not taken, apply.
Sooooo this just adds stuff to the overall tree right, like new nodes.
And that's when this comes in, come Rotary, 30% increased damage.
Yeah that's some crazy shit.
Got it.
Easy peasy.
So right now it's doing a whole lot of fucking nothing.
It's covering it, but storm and plant spells now do 50% more damage, cost 50% less, and
also have 75% less duration.
That is a massive power spike node.
We take that.
So now the build is kind of coming online.
Deep plant build.
Now I have to decide, do I want to go farther forward and grab this?
40% increased spell damage with spells that cost life.
My spells don't cost life though, so I don't understand why I take this.
Do they?
They will.
How?
I want to understand how.
the life tap support gem.
I don't see it in act three either.
Read the first node on the cluster, okay?
Okay, here we go.
Six percent increased spell damage
with spells that cost life.
8% of Spell mana cost converted to life cost.
Okay, so the nodes themselves make them cost life.
Got it.
I mean, honestly, because it's right there,
I should probably take it and start bang and then.
What did I just... Hold on, I wasn't done.
Whoops, apply.
There we go.
Uh...
I can't identify. What the fuck is a chance shard?
A stack of 10 shards becomes an orb of chance.
I'm famous.
Converts your leftover sacred water into keys?
Okay.
Silver Royal Cache.
Bang.
Those look kind of important, the fuck.
Unidentified, huh?
Okay, hit it again.
The hell's happening?
Why do I feel like I wanted yellow sapphires for int?
Blue is intelligence.
So I got yellows everything except red or blue.
So I got fucked.
Well I do have this.
You can alch them like gear.
Oh okay that's fun then. Love that for me.
Wait I did get a yellow sapphire. The french toast?
Okay, love that
I've got four bronze keys. I just kind of send them
Turn relics we got a coat as well
Also a skill gem seven
Wait, is there something in 7 I want, Spell Totem, Thunderstorm?
Nah, I want Thrashing Vine, so I guess we'll just upgrade.
Let's upgrade in Tangle.
It's just level 5.
Let's get that shit up.
Okay.
Okay
Not bad, okay all my keys are spent all my honor is spent I'm done put put relics in relic locker
I feel like it can this bitch identify things you worthless sack of shit
Serve you
Crazy
There's a lot of spells my goodness
I'm lagging.
Uh, Blizzard?
Oh, we're back.
Oh, we're not back.
We are back.
Excellent.
I'm looking at the lightning, so I want living lightning?
Engrave.
Nice.
So what does this do?
Support skills which cause damaging hits, living lightning minions
are created when dealing lightning damage and supported skills.
Bundles of living interest aid that target enemies with chaining attacks,
enemies will not directly engage these minions and can pass through them.
Interesting.
So I just create a bunch of little floating zaps that hurt people.
Sure.
Let me go back, identify shit, come back, put it in the relic locker, identify, vision
the, what is this, 25 strength, 29 intelligence, 38% cold resist, gain cold thorns damage
equal to 11% of your maximum mana.
I mean it's probably better than mine.
I mean, I don't even think I can I guess for the HP it gives me 50 HP
Do lose a hundred armor though, whatever sure
It's 12 to max and mana plus 8 dex, uh energy shield, 20% increase energy shield, uh energy
shield shit, hold on, look at this ashen staff, 69% increase spell damage, nice, 34% damage
as extra lightning, and 29% of damage as extra fire.
Is this good?
I don't know if it's better than mine though.
You want physical though.
But isn't it still extra damage altogether?
So hold on, I'm looking here.
And then my offhand is 27% spell damage.
So that's like 62% increased damage, 133, 161% and plus one skills.
To all spell skills is also pretty big.
All right.
Yeah.
It's gonna be a while till I replace any of this shit, just gonna sell it.
Nah, I don't give a fuck.
Hold on, 9% attack speed, would that work for me?
No, I need cast speed, don't I?
Oh shit, okay.
about this one. Okay let me go to my stash here. Take these out.
Hello?
Can I access my relic stash from here?
You have to go to hide out from Waypoint.
The fuck is hide out?
to the trial entrance. Okay let's do this.
Well shit.
What is wrong with my goddamn map? Where the fuck am I?
Okay, hitting this
Now I need to go, let me go desert map
This is giant mana flask. Okay, that's better than mine. Is it identified?
Level 23. Okay, I guess
All right, Crown of Stone, City of Seven Waters.
I mean, I'm just gonna go right to left to right.
Should I go left to right or right to left?
Does it matter here?
Left to right.
Okay.
What the fuck is this?
Also, my shaders are loading and I'm lagging.
Oh my god, I'm lagging so hard out here.
What the fuck is happening?
Shit.
What the fuck?
I just got ran over.
I'm still fucking lagging.
What is this?
Dude, it's actually unplayable.
I'm going to have to get fucked, let me see my FPS.
Not Jawbone.
What the fuck is that?
Bastercreates are a rare weapon or a sliver.
Two augment runes.
Is that it?
Okay, options, graphics, something's got to be changed here.
Like, I'm gonna go performance, I-S-C-B-A.
Go to 1440.
It won't let me fucking change the resolution.
It's not letting me
You need to be fullscreen. Oh really go to settings graphics lighting
Swap from shadows
Okay, go to settings graphics lightening
Me lighting
Oh my god guys, please.
That doesn't even matter.
Go to settings, graphics, lightning, swap from shadows and global illumination to shadows
only.
At least for shadows and global.
Here we go, this.
Lighting, found it.
To shadows only.
Holy fuck.
Eh, it's still a little iffy.
H.
And the lags are from the servers, that's a common POE problem from time to time.
Really?
I don't know if it was lag, it doesn't feel like it's from servers.
Feels like an FPS issue.
There was a shader loading, yeah, it's more so what it feels like.
Something along those lines.
Okay, what am I doing in here?
the badlands for the entrance to the bone pits. Alright, let's just WQ.
Ow.
should lock your FPS you think? lock it to like 120 or something? I feel like that'd
be fine
we're gonna lock that shit
yes
hang on
Oh shit.
Meeting healthy food right now is fucking disgusting.
Yuck. Gross.
Adamame beans.
Tastes like air.
Flavored air.
Sneak some candy in there.
I got it.
What are we doing here?
120 FPS cap?
Bang.
Alright.
Save.
save foreground FPS cap to 120
that's just when I alt tab right really
ooh ooh when I alt tab didn't save did it
Why can't I not save? There we go.
I'm massive. Okay, now I'm gonna start...
Wait.
Where was I heading towards again?
Here, I want this.
I'm just gonna randomly get some decks. I don't fucking know.
of
Okay, grand, or opaque giant maniflasque, consumes 90 mana, oh, 238, nice, 260 life,
It's already the same
All right moving on
Fossilized Memorial what the hell did I just loot?
Trash
Checkpoint. The bone pits. Here we go. Use the gem cutter that you just looted. This improves
the quality of a skill gem? What does that mean? Just makes it better? Huh. Additional
effects from quality. Chance to create an additional fissure. Interesting. Zero to 20% chance.
What is max quality? Wait, limit five fissures now. The fuck? When did that increase? Okay,
see what the others do. Okay so, increase cast speed. I kind of like cast speed on that,
TBH. Attack radius. Trench enemies receive more freeze buildup and then we have more
chance to be shocked. I don't think I care about quality there. Yeah, this might be a
bone storm angle.
How do I take shred out?
guess I can't take shred out. Yeah, alright, let's use this on... I'll put it on my plants.
I just put it on my plants, fuck it. So 5% chance to create an additional fissure. How
How many times till I make a second?
Ooh, it procs!
Look at that!
Wow.
Heh.
No way.
These plants are actually fucking people so hard.
Not even pressing other buttons.
I
Was following
You will find out that other buttons become redundant, that is how the game progresses
for some reason.
Well, because probably like you just start one-shotting everything I take it, right?
Like, why press other buttons when it's enough, not to?
Like, right now I'm not really ever pressing cross-farm anymore.
It's just not really worth it.
Nice.
Go back and pick up the quest item.
Oh!
The fucking green on the map.
You're right
What idiot
All right
Find a use for the relic sure
Search the bone pits for the mastodon tusks. So I'm looking for some tusks. I guess
When you use print you don't need WSA will follow your mouse cursor
Oh shit. Alright, fuck.
It shows just 1-2 million on gambling.
Dude, I'm gonna fucking gamble...
right now.
Craster.
I wonder how much he's down.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, I can't roll from that.
Okay.
What the fuck am I going?
I'll kill you soon.
Hmm, 52% increase energy shield.
Wowzer.
Alright, where the f- there's no way it's the fucking-
Oh my god, there's two places it could be.
It could be in the top right over there.
Or it could be over here on the left.
I'm gonna go left here first, I swear to god.
Unbelievable.
I should have known.
Okay.
I went to the wrong checkpoint.
Shit.
It's a little south of here.
I actually full cleared every fucking sliver before I found this.
Impressive really.
about chatter and I just mortgaged my house and my dog and put it all on black
day loss and everything. Now my wife is leaving me and I have more time to
go.
It's not moving.
Damn
And I leveled, okay.
Now we take this, 6% increased spell damage of spells that cost life.
Excellent.
Now my spells cost life, little spooky, but that's okay.
Okay, find a use for the relic, retrace a little path of your...
I think I'm done here, right?
How would you rate it so far?
It's okay.
I don't know, it's- I haven't really done shit.
Like, I haven't really had a lot of, uh, gear dopamine so far,
but then everyone yelled at me and said,
at me and said you're only act one you Diablo fucking loser freak Diablo players omega lol
I've had no gear dopamine yet
yeah I'll take that in a second let me go to the stash
I don't know how this stuff works
There's an air, okay.
Hmm.
This looks better.
38 energy shield, plus 6 int.
Cold and fire resist and 13% energy shield?
Surely it's better.
I went to Magic Island with a new random modifier.
Plus 11 strength.
Let's go in here, currency.
5% increased flash charges gained.
Interesting.
What?
I've got some crickets.
Yeah.
What is this useless gold?
You sound anything?
Hmm.
Ugh.
I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your podcast.
It's a blast listening to you guys talking shit on camera.
Keep it up.
Well, thanks.
I sure appreciate that.
You missed the abyss in the Macedon Badlands.
What the fuck is the abyss?
Find abyss on the map.
What the fuck is abyss?
The green area.
Didn't I clear it?
Or is there another one that I missed?
Previous zone.
Okay, so I need to go...
I'm sure they just teleported, but I need to go back to the badlands here?
So it looks like it's been 15 minutes, so the entire area got completely like reset,
so it's fucking over.
How do I know if an abyss is there?
And why is it important?
I don't like it.
It's another zone called Lightless Passage.
It's a separate zone where you unlock a mechanic. Abyss, gyms, and gear are cool.
Press U.
Okay, I pressed U.
This one?
Oh.
That's the lightless passage.
So you want me to go there?
Okay.
Oh wait, there's shit here though.
This looks a bissel, right?
All right
You
That was awful
This looks fun. Clicking.
Still running around looking for a lightless passage and I still don't know
how y'all know there's shit there. Here's the caravan.
Okay, so I go back. I don't want to go that way.
where the fuck is this shit
What? What do I need to kill here?
There we go.
Mm-mm-mm.
Okay.
Checkpoint.
where the fuck is the lightless passage you are talking about
I hear a guy, I hear a guy, I've found it.
Can't be rechilling.
Freshly dug, these abysses move quickly.
I'm downloading my shaders and I'm lagging.
Hmm.
Ouch.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
This looks scary.
that it
that it
no there's another room
Fuck, I wish I knew what my fucking objectives were, I have no idea.
The map shows.
Does it?
An endless swirling vortex of souls calls you forward.
You're unlocking a crafting mechanic right now.
Am I doing main story?
I'm clueless.
No idea what's going on.
The well of souls, that sounded like the thing I was doing calling you for.
Oh, I've seen this before, I think.
Okay, lurking creature.
Place an item with an unrevealed desecrated modifier into the slot to reveal its options.
Upgrades the magic item to a rarer, I'm adding a guaranteed modifier, 100 melee weapons or
bow as 4 to 6.
Interesting.
Okay, that jaw bone that you got before.
Yeah, I can like desecrate items.
Nod jawbone.
Okay.
And then desecrates a rare weapon or quiver.
Should I buy a weapon?
Your stash was right there, was it?
You can use it on yours.
Why would I want to desecrate my- couldn't that break it?
sounds like you fucking... only if you already have six modifiers. I do have six modifiers
on this already. It will remove one and add another. Do I get to pick which one?
Okay, fuck it, testing it.
Item is currently equipped.
So it just replaced the plus one level to all skills, right?
No, never mind.
What did it replace?
light radius. Oh yeah, it did. So I got lucky. And then I go here, reveal, uh, these kind
to suck. This might be a... 16% mana regen. Oh, and then he brought it back. Oh, that's
cute well that's kind of cringed so that was that
got it at least I didn't get unlucky I guess it kind I didn't you know lose a
a fucking good role and replace it with shit. I lost a bad role and replaced it with... shit.
Ideal. Okay, I guess I'll go here now. Use the desert map to travel to Keath.
You can teleport to the well on any waypoint. Just right icon. Okay.
But let me uh, identify and salvage all this shit, identify, but rather just sell it in
too lazy.
I can't tell what's better.
The second mana I think is better, right?
162 mana over 2.5.
Surely. I don't know. I can't math.
Hmm. All right.
Actually, this requires level 23. I don't know. Math. Cell, cell. Cell, fuck you, cell.
Okay, let's go.
Dude, I'm actually just lagging so hard!
Oh my god!
I can go full screen and then game capture it I guess. Press F1. I mean dude, I've had it on but...
It's fine now, the shader's downloading.
Oh my god, I'm never actually going to prog the fucking game.
How ruins, how exciting, how fucking damaged.
Workshop.
It's all sealed vaults.
I don't know what upgrades what.
That doesn't upgrade shit.
That doesn't upgrade shit.
Sure, run temple.
You're not forced to do these, I am.
People skip the secondary stuff in campaign unless the newest mechanic gives free instant loot. That's fine. I'm being held at gunpoint
I have to do this
You don't see it. They're off camera, but loaded a k
They're screaming at me right now
Set a skill gem to have thru- oh right.
I can upgrade my gems now.
Or again, rather.
Bonestorm and roots are already there.
The fuck do I upgrade next?
Guide?
change direct text to Vulcan in settings Monday
Thunderstorm
What would I want to put here with Thunderstorm?
I already have rapid casting, I've got this living lightning bullshit.
I don't know.
Options, graphics.
Don't want me to go on Vulcan?
This might be a misplay.
I'm stress eating right now.
Meeting a Slim Jim, some protein bullshit.
And then, edamame beans, high protein supersnack, low carb gluten free, sea salt, vegan.
Okay, what's going on here?
It's loading? Okay. My bad. I'll let it do its thing.
see Jim stream soon Nick and I and Finn talked about it soon as
Like actually, but we gotta figure out where to go, yada yada.
Plan how we're gonna do it.
Nick streams 8 to 12, I stream 12 to 6, so I might end up pushing my stream back and
start at 1 p.m. from now on. Do 1 to 7 so that Nick can make it from his
stream to mine. Things like that.
And then yeah, Jim. And then finding out again where we're gonna go. All that's
all kind of big deal too. Streaming outside nowadays is scary.
Okay, so this is Vulcan, huh? We're lagging? Still?
What the fuck? Oh, it's over here, okay.
when did Nick start streaming he will surely unless he like dies or something he might
You never know.
Then he wouldn't stream.
That would stop it.
Hey, I'm stupid.
This feels like utter shit to play.
change off of DLSS then change resolution okay really no DLSS
I'm just going to go full screen, full screen, keep, save, okay now when I alt tab it does
the whole shebang I didn't read what we said about it's loading literally everything again
because you swapped but it should be a little better maybe later it seems like it loads everything
Every single time, I fucking enter a door.
That's what it feels like.
Because it does.
But I enter so many fucking doors all the time.
It's- I'm just a door spammer.
I'm also still fucking lagging at this, I don't know why this has 120 FPS and something
else is going on here.
Oh, it's locked to 120, no, I understand.
I'm saying it feels less than 120, but it's constantly saying 120, but I feel like I'm
going down to like 15.
Literally 15 at times.
Fucking moves it.
Okay, everyone's saying turn off DLSS, okay.
And change it to what?
Because I don't know what any of these things are.
NIS?
Because it's default?
A lot of NISs.
And dynamic resolution off?
Okay, done.
See what the fuck happens, I don't know.
Holy fuck, what is this?
Okay, big money?
But how do I, oh lever.
Okay, big stuff.
You may need to up your Nvidia shader cache size for shaders to be stable.
What the fuck does that mean?
He's right too.
Okay, how do I do that?
An NVIDIA control panel.
What the fuck?
Fine.
I'm on my way.
Control Panel.
Okay, so I've got this thing here.
Guide me. Someone's got to know how this shit works. Manage 3D settings, okay?
Okay, we're in here.
We're looking for shader, shader cache size.
Driver default.
Should I just do fucking unlimited?
100GB, okay.
100GB?
Apply.
I need a restart.
Let me finish this and then I'll restart.
Upgrades match equipment to a rare item adding one modifier.
So upgrades, rare equipment.
Everything seems to be yellow except maybe my flasks and stuff.
Nineteen armor and eleven decks.
I mean I could just do the gloves.
I don't know if there's any like good rolls I can get on this.
20% increased armor.
This is 34 armor.
I don't think so.
I don't know.
Oh, room complete. Nice. Okay, how many rooms are left? Eight out of eleven.
How do I...oh, I see what I gotta do.
Okay.
It's these three rooms over here.
Okay, room is clear.
Okay, rare Ko-Boon with a new random modifier, well that's 6 out of 6, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, I just
Let's put it on my neck.
That's already six.
Yeah, I guess a neck angle.
Six percent increased spell damage.
I didn't know I could get that on a necklace.
I like that.
No.
Graves a magic equipment into a rare item.
I mean, I just don't have anything to do or to use this on.
Fucking random chest, whatever, who cares.
Okay, am I done?
Temple complete, give me up.
Belt, belt's already yellow I think.
it is. Yeah. Oh no, I gotta restart my game. Shit. It is super duper laggy. Let me find
the valley of titans and then before I prog it, install all my map to reset.
Here find the entrance to cat buried somewhere in the sands
What the fuck is that another chest?
50% reduced slowing potency of debuffs on you what the hell
What is all this thorns bullshit?
It's a superior giant flask.
Okay.
and
likes
there we go
uh...
use the prism
the what
uh... previous quality of a skill gem right
we're going to entangle here
are i getting more
entangles
So this has quality, so I should disenchant this, right?
Okay.
Wow.
70% increased physical damage, oh.
It's just...
Alright.
Not salvage.
I did that. What?
We starting my game. Let's see if this works.
God, my audio is so cooked.
There we go.
I can't tell if it's it's still feeling fucking shit
Honestly, it might be my monitor my monitor is being this crazy resolution might just be fucking me or something
You don't notice it on stream
Really y'all don't see the like the Sutter's like right there every time I fucking roll. It's over
Okay
The lost city the hell is this
You missed a boss.
under NIS change your resolution to 1440p okay so many things to do
40% increased spell damage with spells that cost life.
Love that.
Just lower that to 2560 by 1440.
uh...
which has happened
this actually feels so much better all of a sudden
holy shit
it didn't even say that another time it's the same
case you are telling me to change
this n i s to what
d l s s safe
I mean it do be feeling a thousand times better.
My FPS is not leaving 120, ever.
Oh, that feels so good.
You capped it.
I know it was capped before, but it was still choppy, and I think it's not getting fucked anymore.
I can't- I don't believe that y'all didn't see it. I'm gonna go to the vlog. There's no way.
I know y'all only see 60 FPS on stream,
But like, it was going down to 15 at times.
Now the game feels good.
Crazy.
You missed the boss, it grants you skill points.
Okay, I'll go back and get it, let me just finish this shit.
I can turn that FPS shit off now.
Barry Trines.
This looks important.
Okay, now I got a waypoint.
So, Trial of- I don't want to go to Trial of Sekimas.
I'm looking for a boss in keff.
Okay, some type of rally.
Maybe I can out my resolution again.
Maybe it was just another bullshit.
Fuck.
It reverted back, hang on.
Ah.
feeling fine so far yeah and now I'm 4k as fuck didn't change it did I not
I got it.
Chew fuck!
Chew I fucking missed!
All right, we're back where I started, we got the boss killed, we got two extra points
to spend so I'm gonna go I think I'm gonna start making my way to calm
Rotary and then bang I started getting these 15% increased damage every single
time I level love that Wow look at this fucking one-handed mace plus two level to
all melee skills, increased stun build up, critical hit chance, accuracy, 16% increase
physical damage.
Jeez.
19% increase critical hit chance, no, no.
Maybe I'll keep this amulet.
Uh, can also up something to level 7.
I don't know what.
I wanna up.
Storm and tangles already those two thunderstorms good
Sets a skill gem to have three support- oh right, I have one of these too, the fuck?
I gotta go to my uh, skill tree here.
My build guide.
It looks like...
Everything that I actually- I think I saved this.
this because I want to get thrashing vines where I want to get blast for me these
three spells I already have to have three sockets so I should save it
Okay, who goes there no need to rush what you shelling
Big hammer, stabs, yuck.
What about you?
Regal the neck.
Yup, I think you're right.
Current C. Regal orb.
Actually shouldn't I augment it first?
It's a lot of intelligence.
Mine has 9 or 6% spell damage, I don't know.
I think it's bricked.
I've got good. Bye. I will turn your tail
Essence equals focused upgrade not free that at some point
So, question for all the plant users.
When I drop this bullshit, right, these blue little vines, if I thunder right here, alright
Let me like does this affect the entire vine because a part of it is inside of it
Yes, okay, so the whole vine gets affected got it
I'm plant-maxing.
Lagging.
If you want to optimize FPS you can look up a twin build, you can turn off your monitor
and still play a stuffed adventure.
They're right.
What the fuck was Quinn's build?
I keep hearing about Quinn build, but like, no bullshit?
What was his build?
What is the story of the Quinn build like actually?
Zero DPS I understand it did no damage, but like what was the plan?
He just pressed slam and uses nothing else it's a classic style of having no damage
Thorns damage people hit you
He makes immortal characters, but they have 5,000 DPS
So he tries hardcore with like immortal characters and just does no damn
Aren't there like DPS checks though that crazy
I've judged Quinn pretty negatively ever since I saw he played a rep paladin in retail.
Just rub me the wrong way.
Who does that?
Fucking auto bubble mane.
Crazy.
,
I
A lot of them.
Ooh.
Wait, what?
Oh, she's being fucking raped in here?
Oh, she's being fucking raped in here?
What the fuck?
Ignite her.
Oh.
Sheeeess!
I mean, I could have done a little...
There's much better versions of suicide than that, but...
Interesting.
Uh, okay, return to the caravan.
But didn't you say there's like something- did I miss anything?
How do I tell if I missed stuff?
A spirit gem.
Do I care though?
though, so won't I just get a higher level spirit gem?
Fuck it.
I'm gone.
Uh, okay, find a use for the relics.
Retrace the legendary's path to recreate the horn of the bibba.
Travel to the valley of titans, I guess.
You only care for skulls with plus, got it, okay.
I'm lagging. It's back. You can't tell me y'all don't see this.
You actually don't.
That's crazy.
Alright, legendary boots checking.
Interesting boots here.
95 is an increased chance to be afflicted by ailments when hit 25 is an increase move seed while afflicted by ailment
Back let me see how this looks I'm watching my own stream here, so I just got here
I'm doing
My god y'all don't see it. It's not there. How does that make sense? Oh
My god, you haven't seen this whole time. I've actually sounded like a sky us a skit. So
Oh my god
It has to be my monitor dude. I'm about to foam cam this motherfucker. I sure so y'all can see how crazy it is
Wow check if it's on 240 Hertz. I don't know what it's on a good question now
Now I know it's a monitor problem display settings
Uh-oh, advanced display.
I'm on 240 Hertz, we're chillin'.
Change it to 60.
Ugh.
Hmm, that's crazy to do that.
G-Sync? I don't know what the fuck a G-Sync is. I've heard of it. I don't know what it does.
You won't notice after 5 minutes.
I'm gonna go to 120 Hertz.
Oh my god, my health is gone, the fuck?
Holy shit, what is happening?
and
Okay, we're gonna nod rib desecrates rare armor.
Oh, so I could take rare armor now to that bullshit.
Excellent.
Am I using an item filter?
I am.
I am using an item filter I'm gonna put those boots on too as they stop also spend a talent
point here bang plus 12% damage
Am I still lagging?
No.
I'm not.
I wish I was like smart with tech stuff, I'd be able to figure out exactly what's happening.
Instead, I've got Twitch Chat.
A close second.
and
that ends
Checkpoint.
Ancients here.
Another one of these?
What did that do?
do one more
Playpoint, and checkpoint, medallion, insert the relics, 30% increased charm, charges
gained or increased charm effect duration
okay as you have to pick one go left it's like more trinkets
Find and activate additional, okay so there's more seals to activate, where though?
Oh maybe it's these little extra paths I haven't cleared, this one?
In particular?
Oh yeah.
Enter the Titan Grotto at the Clasped Entry.
Oh.
The Titan Grotto.
I'm in.
Time for the FPS traps. Honestly, no FPS traps are happening. I'm smooth as butter right
now. I guess I'm just a 120 Hertz pussy. I can't be doing 240 yet. I'm just not good
enough for it. So it was the monitor refresh rate? Yeah, I guess, yeah. G-Sync would fix
it maybe. Life alert. Plate, that was good luck. G-Sync increases latency though, by a lot.
Interesting.
You know what I haven't seen in a long time in real life?
Number one, lightning bugs.
And number two, where are all the daddy long legs?
I swear I used to see him all the time.
Like I would lift a fucking piece of plywood, bang.
Daddy long leg, fucking nest.
I swear I'd play hide and seek and I'd see him every other day.
You gotta leave your house to see him.
It's true. You're right.
You still have me at your place? Okay.
I don't like any bugs or cooks.
I actually do not know the last time I saw one of those.
Living in Texas that is a wild thing you say that I haven't seen in a while either. Yeah, I don't know where the daddy log legs are
I remember always being scared of them, but then you know, it's like oh their mouths are too small
They're the most poisonous spider alive, but their mouths they can't bite you
Which I don't know that's true. I don't know they're actually super poisonous
They're harmless.
Yeah.
Fury Lord.
Charging my laser?
Damn, this guy survived it.
Crazy
I'm kind of getting to a point now where I'm not really one-shotting instead
I just do an insane amount of damage with my plants because I'm a plant build
45 armor increase 90% increased armor
72 accuracy plus 12 decks
Uh, I don't know what's better here.
Oh, these are gloves.
No fucking idea.
They both seem about the same.
Rez is better.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Yeah.
I'm doing, trying to do things that are smart right now.
Trying to.
Oh.
Yes!
Oh, hello.
Jeez!
Did I miss?
What am I fucking shooting here?
something's happening i don't like that
Oh
Get that shit out of here
I gotta drop some things that can fuck off massive amulet oh
Ancient secrets laid beer
52% increase mana regen rate plus 45 maximum mana, 28% increase mana regen, gain 4% of
maximum mana as extra maximum energy shield.
Okay.
Sure.
I did it.
I did it.
19 ES.
What is ES?
This will take it might
Dammit, hang on.
Brows as long as you like as you wish
That's 48 to maximum mana plus terms of these charms used
Ooh, wait a second these boots have 15% increased movement speed
wish
on regal slam
i think so
i mean i don't know like these legendary boots are kind of crazy
shouldn't i just rock these like what are these ailments
uniques better they have eighty five life on them as well
chill shock and stuff. Move speed is all only set that matters when leveling up.
I mean I guess these do have 15% base movement so...
alright.
Augmented Magic Island with a new random modifier.
Oh, it has no space for it. Okay, fine.
I guess I need a regal, do I have any?
I have two.
I have a regal there too.
Seven percent increase rarity of items found.
That's not bad.
55 max life.
Okay.
Do I have any other Exalted Orbs?
I do.
Slam it again.
If I slam it again, aid intelligence, I don't think that matters.
If I slam it again, am I still able to desecrate?
You have life and movement speed, you don't care what you get anymore.
So maybe I don't want to desecrate.
Like, I don't know what boots can roll, right?
You can get more movement, can I? So I should exalt it orb.
Or desecrate it. Alright, fuck it. We're gonna desecrate the fuck out of these boots.
Didn't work.
Item is currently equipped.
Okay, they've been desecrated.
So now I gotta go to the Hue point.
And we're gonna teleport to...
The Well of Souls.
I don't think that's correct.
That is incorrect.
Really? It's not the Well of Souls? Okay, hang on. Sorry, I don't know. I don't know.
Uh, I'll set it to the right.
Icons.
Wait, the Well of Souls is correct. Okay, let's just hit this one and see.
Oh, so I was right.
Okay.
Uh, Well of Souls.
We take these boots.
We throw them in there.
We reveal shit.
This shit kind of blows.
Not ideal.
Mana can be good because it gained 4% of Maxal Mana as extra energy shields.
So that would be plus two energy shield.
It's not that good.
nice isn't three just better I may have been but also hear me out not that
That fucking big of a deal.
Hello?
Was it the boots?
I don't know if I should keep these legendary. I'm gonna keep them. I don't know. Maybe they're important.
I have another desecration?
How do I have another one of these, the fuck?
weird
Okay.
Wait.
Did I ever loot that horn?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Did I ever loot that horn?
Or anything?
Oh right.
Okay, here's the quest for the rare, alright.
Okay.
Use the horn of some fucking shit to clear the sandstorm, but like how do I leave?
Is this open?
No?
Oh sound the horn here
Who are all these people down there are those have they been pulling this thing the whole time
Guys I support slavery
Can't believe it
I can't believe you said that, I said it, and I meant it too.
my audio broke. Voice meter. Struggling. They're zombie slaves.
Oh, zombies aren't real people they're not zombies okay x square one
It's a really easy one, man.
It's playing a build and starting to feel kind of good.
Now I don't fucking go oom and hap- I don't even think my mana can go down.
I tried.
It will later? Alright, maybe I can get like increased damage but also increased mana cost.
Uh, wait, next thing I want, I'm going down this tree.
Bang, 12% more. 15% more damage.
This amulet is OP.
Yeah, actually, 4% of Maxima mana as extra energy shield.
I got 170 energy shield.
That's crazy.
Mana cost goes up a lot when you increase the spell levels.
I see, well, I mean, I've got all my spells kinda maxed out here.
This looks crazy retching. Oh, hello
Massive damn
Am I fucked?
Am I... do I not get this now?
Let me do the fight again, please.
No!
No!
You don't need them? I don't?
Man, that shit fucked me up. I stood still thinking I could just tank things.
Golly G-Wilkers.
like how hard am I even hitting right now like what are the what are the numbers I'm
working with. I have no clue how much health these enemies have. I have no
clue how hard my ship hits, but numbers coming in. I have no idea. Press G.
DPS 432. Bones stormed as 1,880.
That cannot be right.
Yeah, you can click the arrow and break it down, but I'm just gonna keep crogging.
Chess.
Return the final letter to Shambo.
It also says Ascend Deshar.
I don't know what quest I should be doing here.
Clotter's a side quest? Alright, I'm going to turn it on then.
Hello, I got your letter.
Dang. Multiple points.
Massive.
45% increased damage.
Holy shit.
Checking the guide, what do I do now?
We find that there, direct-
I can fucking- God, it's hard to alt-tab.
Okay, here we go.
So now, the guy who is wanting me to go...
further beyond.
15% increased critical hit chance for spells.
25% increased physical damage. Okay it wants me to W key to this. But the
thing is does that mean it wants me to take out that socket that makes it to
my vines are unable to crit? It looks like it does. It wants me to pivot to
Let's act three.
Yeah.
Control destruction needs to get, you know, swapped out.
Got it. Okay.
You dare question this random guy? No, I will follow it off of a bridge
He's actually listening to Zizrin
I don't know how I ended up finding this is like on my YouTube shorts and he was just rambling about
build guides and how
There's like drama with a lot of them a lot of creators are trying to sell their guides
And he was saying like that's fine. I'll just keep in mind
It's like
All the people selling the guides are actually bad at the game
Just the shitters
All the better players are actually is giving him out for free just
that wasn't serious I don't know I can totally see that like actually being
true selling guys is crazy apparently I don't know I'm not deep into the ARPG
community but I thought it was interesting I did not know guys were
sold and I find it hilarious that he just ran to send all the guys that are
sold they're actually just right of course because I'll be looking at these
guys that I'm using for free they're fucking detailed I don't really know
what more you can add to these they've got step-by-step they've got rotation like
well I don't even know what you'd add without reaching the point of just over
information
It's a new GGG feature guides in game. I did see that in the patch they're gonna
like you can put your guide like in the game. Had them exiles gonna do that. Yeah.
Importing guides. That's right. You're backtracking. I'm retarded.
Okay, well, we got that.
Whatever that is, I need to ascend Deshar.
Yikes.
Something happened.
I heard that.
You also have a level 8 skill gem.
Alright, I fucking do.
I really want thrashing vines.
That's a big one that I want.
I also want...
There's something else.
Is it dark effigy or despair?
checking the guide. It's blast for me. Okay, but where the fuck is blast for me? That's
a spirit gem? Okay. Well, in that case, the only thing I'm really doing with this is fucking
Upgrading entangled I guess.
No pass ring.
be over here? What the hell do I go? Okay, this might be it.
Uncut. Is that a skill gym level 8? Yes it was. Okay. I'm fucking getting these now.
Storm will up that to eight. I use that spell
Travel through the path of mourning, okay?
The fuck?
This isn't a puzzle, is it?
Okay, there's enemies.
I thought there was no enemies and I was like on some weird loop.
What?
Interesting.
Oh my god! This place really is fucking miserable.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's dead ends on dead ends.
Yes!
The spires.
Oh, hello.
Shit wait, where am I going again?
I'm like going up to something
Let's fucking look at the guide agnab it
Okay, so that's the end there. I got everything there.
Wait. Spells gain troublesome damage as extra chaos damage. Averson chance to poison on
hit. I guess I want that poison. Which is... here. Okay.
Watering plants build. Farm build. It works.
Yeah, at this point I'm really just fucking plant and thunderstorm I don't need anything
else I don't even think I bone storm anymore except maybe on like an actual full-on boss
fight but don't talk to me think I missed it it's over here would you could see damage
numbers dude yeah I said I hate that you can't see damage numbers and I was met with a lot
of people disagree and I I'm baffled I baffled
there would be so many damage numbers yeah there would be it'd be a it'd be
kind of all over the screen I would love that but that's just me
It would be easier to see if some change affected your build or not, yes it would be a thousand
million times easier but I guess some people don't like that I don't know I
think this is my ignorant tank take I think it all stems from Diablo 2 not
having damage numbers and I played Diablo 2 and it was garbage
so
No, I actually hated Diablo 2, fuckin' miserable.
Not even rage baiting.
I'm not even rage baiting.
Like hitting the spells in Diablo 2, I played Druid.
It felt so fucking miserable.
I had that little light, what's that one fire spell where it's like it trails off randomly.
I fucking hated hitting that button, but that was my only button, so I just kept hitting it, and then I'm boom.
Fissure, I guess? I don't know.
I didn't like it, and I know it's like that's the most taboo thing to not like in the ARPG world, but...
I didn't play up or grow up playing it.
I got no nostalgia for it. It's ugly, and I don't like it.
The bosses were boring. I was, uh...
I also thought it didn't tell me I had no fucking idea where to go
So I looked up a guy and it was like go into the den of evil
You are going to farm
The countess over and over and you're gonna get these runes and you're gonna these runes are gonna give you a spell or something
It's fucking weird. You played the remake the I guess
You're backtracking.
You're right.
It's an acquired grind.
Maybe if I got more into it, but to me it seemed like a very deep grind for a game that
is extremely figured out.
It's like World of Warcraft, like, yeah.
Either way, I didn't like D.A.B.L.G. 2.
I like damage numbers.
I don't like bizarre damage numbers.
Personal opinion.
Sue me.
How do they kill this area? I don't know if I do.
Sisters of the...
It gave me 10 resist.
Firmly?
Okay, sure.
Oh, golly, you- okay.
I thought I was stuck.
I'll let you look, okay.
Thought I was stuck.
Here's a quality of a skill gem, I will use this on my plants.
15% chance now to spawn an additional thing, 1, 2, oh damn, second one it doubled.
Is there a way I can keep track of how many fissures I have out?
just looking is there a number somewhere hello top left of any UI
I don't know what he's doing, but...
I'm assuming she's going to be back at the boat.
the
hot
case of travel to the dread not
Oh, young one. Do not wander.
How could I?
Young one.
Ah, that's nice.
These white gloves have quality 10%.
Is it good to make these blue or rare?
Is that a thing?
Or do I salvage it?
Nah, salvage it? Okay, so I just salvaged this shit.
Lightning resist Topaz ring.
Huh.
Shhh.
Thunderstorm and entangle are already level 8.
Uh, I guess I take Contagion to the- oh, Bonestorm, I shut up, I'm done.
Alright.
Did you just drop Contagion at this point?
I think you're fucking right.
I don't use it. There's no point
Will you shoot the new update or will you get high and play offline? It's 50-50. I'm not sure but I am done today
That is it. That's my second point. I already went way longer than I should have
I'll be on tomorrow do the last zone. I'll be doing that tomorrow GG's everyone
Tomorrow I continue
So more Prague either way
Thanks for watching, guys. Appreciate it. I'll see you all tomorrow. Later.