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Where's my lights?"}, {"start": 214.48000000000002, "end": 216.48000000000002, "text": " There we go, ooh"}, {"start": 217.04, "end": 224.12, "text": " Reckful missing lethal. Yeah. No, man. I was watching is a simpler times, you know, I don't know where hearthstone is that now, but I"}, {"start": 225.36, "end": 229.0, "text": " Know that there's a fuck ton of weird"}, {"start": 229.0, "end": 235.54, "text": " Cards that it's I've lost the plot. I can't follow our story. What the hell did I just do?"}, {"start": 239.56, "end": 241.56, "text": " But it was very simple back then lose"}, {"start": 245.32, "end": 248.88, "text": " It's rain at playing an aggro deck"}, {"start": 249.8, "end": 251.8, "text": " simple"}, {"start": 253.72, "end": 255.72, "text": " He's got wisps and Merlux"}, {"start": 259.0, "end": 264.5, "text": " buffing up these one one attack minions. Yeah, there's a zealous initiate. You used to be cool soda. I used to be."}, {"start": 264.5, "end": 269.8, "text": " So when it dies it gives another minion plus one plus one. Do I dare hope for a hobgoblin though?"}, {"start": 269.8, "end": 278.3, "text": " So keep in mind this video is posted by someone with a slur in their name and it's from 10 years ago."}, {"start": 278.3, "end": 283.1, "text": " He needs to draw into it. Yeah, if he draws a hobgoblin that's gonna be great but it's gonna be..."}, {"start": 283.1, "end": 288.1, "text": " Almost a million views. Now you roll dice a little bit."}, {"start": 288.1, "end": 291.36, "text": " Play that that's where we're at. That's my alt"}, {"start": 309.14000000000004, "end": 312.46000000000004, "text": " Yeah, I don't know who Cranich is but I guess from"}, {"start": 312.46, "end": 314.46, "text": " Somewhere in Asia"}, {"start": 316.5, "end": 319.68, "text": " Yeah, he's just rainets playing some rush"}, {"start": 321.02, "end": 324.53999999999996, "text": " Paladin deck with a bunch of zero cost cards"}, {"start": 326.02, "end": 329.29999999999995, "text": " And of course you got to switch to the bottom right it's time traveling it's great"}, {"start": 336.38, "end": 338.38, "text": " These decks are so shit nowadays"}, {"start": 342.46, "end": 349.7, "text": " a lot of a lot of utility if I can chat use code tempo for something decks this"}, {"start": 349.7, "end": 354.9, "text": " girl retarded new meta when it's forcing versus Crip casted by Ben"}, {"start": 354.9, "end": 366.21999999999997, "text": " road I'm watching this because I want to finish this game I was I started"}, {"start": 366.21999999999997, "end": 371.58, "text": " watching before with life so I'm finishing this game and then I'll"}, {"start": 371.58, "end": 373.58, "text": " I don't know if you trade in or just die to herapala."}, {"start": 373.58, "end": 375.58, "text": " I don't know if there's a plan."}, {"start": 375.58, "end": 379.58, "text": " I don't know if he's going to come to 1-1-2-2, but it's going to go for it."}, {"start": 379.58, "end": 382.58, "text": " Okay, this could be the turn. This could be the full turn."}, {"start": 382.58, "end": 385.58, "text": " If he could use everything in his hand and divine favor."}, {"start": 385.58, "end": 387.58, "text": " This is so ridiculous."}, {"start": 387.58, "end": 389.58, "text": " He actually can play every card in his hand."}, {"start": 389.58, "end": 391.58, "text": " Yeah, let's take credit for your action."}, {"start": 391.58, "end": 393.58, "text": " Here we go. Got it."}, {"start": 394.58, "end": 396.58, "text": " He's going to draw four. That's not bad."}, {"start": 396.58, "end": 400.58, "text": " That is really good. That is probably the most number of cards you can draw off of."}, {"start": 400.58, "end": 403.14, "text": " off of Secret Paladins, huh?"}, {"start": 403.14, "end": 407.44, "text": " There is the fine favor, justifying the hold on turn one."}, {"start": 407.44, "end": 408.94, "text": " Well, see, everybody's clapping now."}, {"start": 408.94, "end": 412.06, "text": " But when Consecrate gets drawn next turn by Cranish,"}, {"start": 412.06, "end": 414.14, "text": " I mean, OK, Secret Paladins is probably not running it,"}, {"start": 414.14, "end": 415.53999999999996, "text": " but still."}, {"start": 415.53999999999996, "end": 418.09999999999997, "text": " Secret Paladins, I've got pretty greedy."}, {"start": 418.09999999999997, "end": 419.41999999999996, "text": " Dropped both at the..."}, {"start": 419.41999999999996, "end": 420.82, "text": " No Consecrate."}, {"start": 420.82, "end": 423.53999999999996, "text": " Consecration and true silver champion, in some cases."}, {"start": 426.78, "end": 428.5, "text": " Shakes out."}, {"start": 428.5, "end": 433.92, "text": " It's it's a much simpler time when it's like your board clear was consecrated as a paladin or claim strike as a mage"}, {"start": 437.26, "end": 441.34, "text": " Link soda I love old Hearthstone tournaments dude literally just type in"}, {"start": 441.94, "end": 445.7, "text": " Old Hearthstone tournament GG. He's just lucky that it didn't go into the"}, {"start": 446.14, "end": 450.3, "text": " Darken square. I was watching another one before this and he was reynad versus the maz"}, {"start": 450.3, "end": 461.46000000000004, "text": " I think every game I've seen has been reined so far and he's just playing, he's actually"}, {"start": 461.46000000000004, "end": 477.46000000000004, "text": " just going face every game this is good because try type the channel's name oh"}, {"start": 477.46000000000004, "end": 482.54, "text": " yeah go ahead see how that plays out essentially a 2-2 and a quote-unquote 2-2"}, {"start": 482.54, "end": 489.3, "text": " you know gamebods trump first frustrated by rope coach phone tap versus rain add"}, {"start": 489.3, "end": 498.18, "text": " gamevods and I've got captain philips clips ender just full-on spoiler in the"}, {"start": 498.18, "end": 502.06, "text": " this is a rain that special nothing anyone a fate worse than death Ziko"}, {"start": 502.06, "end": 511.26, "text": " of course I like clean the good that's human's meat doon guy is he not board"}, {"start": 511.26, "end": 513.26, "text": " I wasn't watching"}, {"start": 525.38, "end": 527.38, "text": " Can you translate the cards I?"}, {"start": 528.3, "end": 533.54, "text": " Mean if you don't know what these cards honestly, I actually don't know what any of those cards do I?"}, {"start": 534.7, "end": 538.1, "text": " Know a few particular cards"}, {"start": 541.26, "end": 546.02, "text": " to use the burst of kings just for some semblance of a board yeah but you're not"}, {"start": 546.02, "end": 549.02, "text": " gonna kill them really tiny thing you're I don't know any I don't know that does"}, {"start": 549.02, "end": 555.42, "text": " another one gives it plus four plus four right yep that's crazy I don't know"}, {"start": 555.42, "end": 561.02, "text": " if that's always the reason it's gonna push face damage which will get punished"}, {"start": 561.02, "end": 567.54, "text": " by blessing of kings if Rain had wants to trade well yeah yeah"}, {"start": 567.54, "end": 571.06, "text": " And they're more like tiny thin lives. I'm really happy about that. Okay"}, {"start": 579.62, "end": 581.62, "text": " Okay, we're going face now we love that"}, {"start": 581.86, "end": 585.5799999999999, "text": " You know the fact that probably isn't running consecrated hilarious"}, {"start": 585.58, "end": 586.58, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 586.58, "end": 589.58, "text": " It's just one of those times you're like, oh."}, {"start": 589.58, "end": 595.58, "text": " Spellbreaker does represent two, four less damage on the board if you use it on the shield"}, {"start": 595.58, "end": 598.58, "text": " of mini-bot, but it's something of a consecration of looking for a good one."}, {"start": 598.58, "end": 599.58, "text": " Isn't this game RNG?"}, {"start": 599.58, "end": 601.58, "text": " It wouldn't be able to play Dr. Boom this turn."}, {"start": 601.58, "end": 602.58, "text": " However, with..."}, {"start": 602.58, "end": 604.58, "text": " You could be the best in the world."}, {"start": 604.58, "end": 606.58, "text": " ...and the weapons are 15 damage represented."}, {"start": 606.58, "end": 610.58, "text": " Leroy Jenkins created a strategy that involved trying to defeat your opponent in one turn"}, {"start": 610.58, "end": 613.58, "text": " without requiring any cards on the board."}, {"start": 613.58, "end": 620.58, "text": " board. Yeah, I think there was a meta that was a thing. But people would actually use"}, {"start": 620.58, "end": 628.7, "text": " Leroy. Why are we watching 10 year old? Can I finish this one video please? Can y'all"}, {"start": 628.7, "end": 636.34, "text": " leave me alone just for a second I mean in the end it means less damage coming in"}, {"start": 636.34, "end": 643.1, "text": " Wow that's what the same action others a steward of Darkshire that doesn't like"}, {"start": 643.1, "end": 651.98, "text": " the divine show doesn't go to the here my artistic yes the value yeah value is"}, {"start": 651.98, "end": 653.98, "text": " It's real, but..."}, {"start": 653.98, "end": 654.98, "text": " Right at it?"}, {"start": 654.98, "end": 655.98, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 655.98, "end": 658.98, "text": " God, his whole fucking board is just filled with shit."}, {"start": 658.98, "end": 660.98, "text": " I mean, I would say, why didn't you trade in two of your, uh..."}, {"start": 660.98, "end": 663.98, "text": " recruits or trade in, you know, three of yours, why not?"}, {"start": 663.98, "end": 666.98, "text": " Because the, uh, abusive sergeant's going to get..."}, {"start": 666.98, "end": 670.98, "text": " the divine shield, and then the silver hand recruit that use you here..."}, {"start": 670.98, "end": 673.98, "text": " It's real, I don't do suicide, it's like, for a look, for a look."}, {"start": 673.98, "end": 674.98, "text": " It's just..."}, {"start": 674.98, "end": 675.98, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 675.98, "end": 676.98, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 676.98, "end": 677.98, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 677.98, "end": 678.98, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 678.98, "end": 679.98, "text": " Oh, maybe not now."}, {"start": 679.98, "end": 687.38, "text": " I love that they're making it. These cards interact with some of the minions that play"}, {"start": 687.38, "end": 691.1800000000001, "text": " against them. I think that makes these cards so much more usable."}, {"start": 691.1800000000001, "end": 694.78, "text": " I love that the steward of Darkshaw is making his board."}, {"start": 694.78, "end": 697.1800000000001, "text": " Tinyfin survives. One more turn."}, {"start": 697.1800000000001, "end": 700.38, "text": " Making his board more resilient to the non-existent concentration."}, {"start": 700.38, "end": 705.38, "text": " That's all that I care about, the Tinyfin staying there on the board."}, {"start": 735.38, "end": 737.38, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 746.7, "end": 753.22, "text": " Man do I keep watching our some videos to spite people now or humans meet the doom guy"}, {"start": 765.38, "end": 781.38, "text": " Can I just say that it is an honor for me personally to see you..."}, {"start": 781.38, "end": 785.38, "text": " Can you place Wardroor? No. I have zero interest in that."}, {"start": 788.38, "end": 794.38, "text": " Attention! Emergency protocols have been activated. Please exit the facility now."}, {"start": 795.38, "end": 804.38, "text": " We, uh, we don't know how to access his main cortex, it's all alien."}, {"start": 804.38, "end": 806.38, "text": " We couldn't figure it out."}, {"start": 806.38, "end": 812.38, "text": " We have to, uh, prepare for his careful extraction if we're given specific orders."}, {"start": 812.38, "end": 816.38, "text": " His life signal is barely readable."}, {"start": 816.38, "end": 817.38, "text": " Warning."}, {"start": 817.38, "end": 821.58, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 821.58, "end": 831.18, "text": " Oh, I guess now it's getting that cutscene, let's take the front one."}, {"start": 831.18, "end": 832.18, "text": " Is this all the cutscenes?"}, {"start": 832.18, "end": 833.18, "text": " Am I just getting this?"}, {"start": 833.18, "end": 834.18, "text": " It's actually him."}, {"start": 834.1800000000001, "end": 841.1800000000001, "text": " Oh my god, it's him."}, {"start": 841.1800000000001, "end": 848.1800000000001, "text": " It's actually him."}, {"start": 864.1800000000001, "end": 871.1800000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 871.1800000000001, "end": 880.1800000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 880.1800000000001, "end": 890.0600000000001, "text": " I'm serious that guy doesn't scare me. I'd like to see him try"}, {"start": 902.3000000000001, "end": 906.74, "text": " That control block contains the energy source of the BFG 10,000"}, {"start": 910.1800000000001, "end": 919.1800000000001, "text": " I need you to go out."}, {"start": 919.1800000000001, "end": 928.1800000000001, "text": " Damn, he went up real fast."}, {"start": 928.1800000000001, "end": 956.0200000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 956.02, "end": 985.42, "text": " Why did everything just crash okay I don't know why I just watched all that anyways"}, {"start": 985.4200000000001, "end": 990.6200000000001, "text": " what I was gonna do today I got"}, {"start": 990.6200000000001, "end": 994.5400000000001, "text": " messaged a bunch of games to queue"}, {"start": 994.5400000000001, "end": 999.0200000000001, "text": " through for a shit show Saturday today"}, {"start": 999.8600000000001, "end": 1007.3800000000001, "text": " sure then tomorrow maybe I get back in"}, {"start": 1007.3800000000001, "end": 1011.7400000000001, "text": " the path but today not today"}, {"start": 1011.74, "end": 1020.54, "text": " Today, it looks like I'm starting with a game called Soda Man."}, {"start": 1020.54, "end": 1024.86, "text": " I think this is the only non-horror game, by the way."}, {"start": 1024.86, "end": 1026.34, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 1026.34, "end": 1028.7, "text": " Soda Man, $8."}, {"start": 1028.7, "end": 1038.54, "text": " This is going to be horrible."}, {"start": 1038.54, "end": 1041.5, "text": " Horror Slop Day, pretty much."}, {"start": 1041.5, "end": 1053.22, "text": " is the plan as of now. You already try everything is a crab. Nope, I have not played that yet,"}, {"start": 1053.22, "end": 1058.56, "text": " Cobalt. And it's on my to-do list. But I also have dark and darker and I also have path"}, {"start": 1058.56, "end": 1066.18, "text": " of exile and I've got a horror slot. So I'm kind of cued the fuck up right now. And who"}, {"start": 1066.18, "end": 1068.18, "text": " Who knows? Probably gonna throw some other shit in there too."}, {"start": 1068.18, "end": 1070.18, "text": " Good video you should check out."}, {"start": 1072.18, "end": 1073.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1074.18, "end": 1077.18, "text": " The only 7 masterpiece's ever made."}, {"start": 1096.18, "end": 1104.18, "text": " If you had to take the thousands of masterpieces we currently have and reduce them down to the lowest possible number, just 7 games, what would those 7 games be?"}, {"start": 1104.18, "end": 1108.18, "text": " What games would you consider the 7 true masterpieces?"}, {"start": 1108.18, "end": 1109.18, "text": " Let's get some ground rules out of the way."}, {"start": 1109.18, "end": 1113.18, "text": " First off, before you say it, no, this is not just a list of my personal favorite games."}, {"start": 1113.18, "end": 1117.18, "text": " That list is on my Patreon, which you can join to help justify spending hundreds of hours on these videos."}, {"start": 1117.18, "end": 1120.18, "text": " That's not to say this is some purely objective and perfect list."}, {"start": 1120.18, "end": 1125.18, "text": " Believe me, there's plenty of personal bias in here by virtue of me being, well, a human."}, {"start": 1125.18, "end": 1128.02, "text": " but I tried to stay as true to my methodology as I could."}, {"start": 1128.02, "end": 1131.5, "text": " This task was practically impossible, and it only got more challenging the further down"}, {"start": 1131.5, "end": 1132.5, "text": " the rabbit hole I went."}, {"start": 1132.5, "end": 1136.5, "text": " Eventually, though, I was able to come up with a methodology that feels as close to accurate"}, {"start": 1136.5, "end": 1138.6200000000001, "text": " as I can make it, so let's start there."}, {"start": 1138.6200000000001, "end": 1140.5, "text": " What exactly is this methodology?"}, {"start": 1140.5, "end": 1143.46, "text": " How did these games make the list, and what am I prioritizing here?"}, {"start": 1143.46, "end": 1147.46, "text": " Well, I've done some research on masterpieces, and narrowed it down to seven essential attributes"}, {"start": 1147.46, "end": 1149.1000000000001, "text": " that make a game a true masterpiece."}, {"start": 1149.1000000000001, "end": 1153.18, "text": " Think of these less like boxes to check, and more like a single large bucket to fill."}, {"start": 1153.18, "end": 1159.74, "text": " A game doesn't necessarily require all seven attributes, it just needs enough of them together to add up and collectively reach a certain threshold."}, {"start": 1159.74, "end": 1162.2, "text": " Equally, you'll quickly see that they have a lot of overlap."}, {"start": 1162.2, "end": 1167.3200000000002, "text": " It's next to impossible for a game to max out one of these without inadvertently bleeding into another category."}, {"start": 1167.3200000000002, "end": 1168.9, "text": " Okay, the attributes are as follows."}, {"start": 1168.9, "end": 1170.54, "text": " Attribute 1. Influence."}, {"start": 1170.54, "end": 1174.18, "text": " The game needs to have some kind of a sound level if you won't agree with the list."}, {"start": 1174.18, "end": 1174.68, "text": " Probably won't."}, {"start": 1174.68, "end": 1175.76, "text": " This is often seen through direct images."}, {"start": 1175.76, "end": 1176.8400000000001, "text": " You won't agree with it, Cap?"}, {"start": 1176.8400000000001, "end": 1180.18, "text": " Like Genshin Impact, Breath of the Wild, or Wild Hearts to Monster Hunter."}, {"start": 1180.18, "end": 1184.02, "text": " I already don't like any of the games so substantial that magically removing the game"}, {"start": 1184.02, "end": 1187.9, "text": " from the timeline would dramatically alter what the medium looks like today."}, {"start": 1187.9, "end": 1188.9, "text": " Attribute 2."}, {"start": 1188.9, "end": 1189.9, "text": " Quality."}, {"start": 1189.9, "end": 1191.26, "text": " This is probably the most common use of the term."}, {"start": 1191.26, "end": 1194.3400000000001, "text": " The game needs to have outstanding quality next to its peers."}, {"start": 1194.3400000000001, "end": 1198.1000000000001, "text": " Simply put, a true masterpiece should be a very, very good game."}, {"start": 1198.1000000000001, "end": 1199.1000000000001, "text": " Attribute 3."}, {"start": 1199.1000000000001, "end": 1200.1000000000001, "text": " Uniqueness or novelty."}, {"start": 1200.1000000000001, "end": 1203.7, "text": " This is a weird one, but the importance of doing something new and exciting really can't"}, {"start": 1203.7, "end": 1204.7, "text": " be understated."}, {"start": 1204.7, "end": 1208.14, "text": " This is where we'll really start to see these attributes blend together, as often times"}, {"start": 1208.14, "end": 1212.38, "text": " the most unique games also tend to be some of the most influential if they're successful enough."}, {"start": 1212.38, "end": 1217.8200000000002, "text": " Attribute 4. Timelessness. A masterpiece shouldn't really age all that much. Sure, tech gets better,"}, {"start": 1217.8200000000002, "end": 1222.14, "text": " that's inevitable, yet a masterpiece from 30 years ago should still be a fun game today."}, {"start": 1222.14, "end": 1227.18, "text": " Attribute 5. Impact. While influence is more about copying and taking clear inspiration from"}, {"start": 1227.18, "end": 1231.66, "text": " something, impact represents some kind of paradigm shift that was directly caused by the release of"}, {"start": 1231.66, "end": 1236.22, "text": " that game. Kong for example has relatively low influence, but arguably the highest impact of"}, {"start": 1236.22, "end": 1241.5, "text": " any video game by virtue of being the first. Attribute 6. Universality. Anyone from any"}, {"start": 1241.5, "end": 1245.74, "text": " background should be able to immediately appreciate why this game is special. It's not just great"}, {"start": 1245.74, "end": 1249.66, "text": " for Jare and G-Pans- I bet he'd chat to G-P-T this. It's something that practically anyone who's"}, {"start": 1249.66, "end": 1253.74, "text": " ever touched a video game can look at and go, yeah, I can see why people would like that. It's so"}, {"start": 1253.74, "end": 1257.66, "text": " important when I show this image on screen, basically everyone knows I'm about to beg for subs"}, {"start": 1257.66, "end": 1262.54, "text": " because I want a cool slab of metal. Finally, attribute 7. Legacy. A game's story, how it was"}, {"start": 1262.54, "end": 1268.32, "text": " Remembered and how it continues to impact us decades later creates a lasting legacy that only a true masterpiece can have"}, {"start": 1268.32, "end": 1274.02, "text": " This is perhaps the most nebulous of all the attributes. Oh, I hear the fucking game has a channel a remarkable legacy"}, {"start": 1274.02, "end": 1278.76, "text": " It's probably a result of maxing out at least a few of those other categories with all of that out of the way"}, {"start": 1278.84, "end": 1283.8, "text": " Let's start with the very first game the one that stars arguably the most iconic character in gaming"}, {"start": 1283.8, "end": 1287.6599999999999, "text": " So check this out the year is 1985 and gaming is for lack of a better word"}, {"start": 1287.66, "end": 1298.3400000000001, "text": " Dragon Quest 1's future was uncertain to say the least."}, {"start": 1298.3400000000001, "end": 1301.8400000000001, "text": " Despite all the doom and gloom though, situations like these often leave the door wide open"}, {"start": 1301.8400000000001, "end": 1305.26, "text": " for a new challenger to approach and shake things up, which is exactly what a friendly"}, {"start": 1305.26, "end": 1306.42, "text": " plumber was getting ready to do."}, {"start": 1306.42, "end": 1310.5400000000002, "text": " Wouldn't Alone in the Dark have an insane fucking impact then?"}, {"start": 1310.5400000000002, "end": 1315.22, "text": " Considering it like, wasn't that the inspiration for Resident Evil?"}, {"start": 1315.22, "end": 1318.64, "text": " And this console wouldn't have done nearly as well if it wasn't for the game's spearheading"}, {"start": 1318.64, "end": 1319.64, "text": " its launch."}, {"start": 1319.64, "end": 1323.04, "text": " The first of our seven true masterpieces, Super Mario Bros."}, {"start": 1323.04, "end": 1327.2, "text": " Now if I may ask you for a moment to consider a question that I promised you was relevant,"}, {"start": 1327.2, "end": 1328.96, "text": " just give me a chance to explain."}, {"start": 1328.96, "end": 1332.44, "text": " I'd like to take a moment to analyze the conventional attractiveness of Mario."}, {"start": 1332.44, "end": 1334.6000000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, hold on, let me explain."}, {"start": 1334.6000000000001, "end": 1340.52, "text": " Mario isn't ugly by any means, but he's no Leon S. 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I'm not gonna sit here"}, {"start": 1460.92, "end": 1465.3999999999999, "text": " and claim that avatars wouldn't exist, nobody would've ever figured out invisible tutorials,"}, {"start": 1465.3999999999999, "end": 1469.2, "text": " or even that the entire medium would've fizzled out in the 80s without this one game. And"}, {"start": 1469.2, "end": 1473.24, "text": " even if that were true, there's no real way to know. What I can tell you, however, is"}, {"start": 1473.24, "end": 1477.8799999999999, "text": " that this one game from close to 50 years ago was so impactful, so world changing and"}, {"start": 1477.8799999999999, "end": 1480.8799999999999, "text": " so influential that we still clearly see it's the 80s and 80s games. And with one of the"}, {"start": 1480.8799999999999, "end": 1485.76, "text": " first video games, it had to be! 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I don't know it is great"}, {"start": 1651.3600000000001, "end": 1656.22, "text": " You're just coping claustrophobic cage. You finally make your way out and are met with this"}, {"start": 1660.54, "end": 1662.54, "text": " I mean the music is great. 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somehow they did manage to pull it off."}, {"start": 1971.1, "end": 1974.58, "text": " And it's because Elden Ring is almost like a culmination of everything we've learned"}, {"start": 1974.58, "end": 1976.46, "text": " about Open World since Zelda 1."}, {"start": 1976.46, "end": 1980.2, "text": " Elden Ring director Hidateki Miyazaki said in an interview that he learned from Breath"}, {"start": 1980.2, "end": 1982.7, "text": " of the Wild, Skyrim, Oblivion, and Witcher 3."}, {"start": 1982.7, "end": 1987.02, "text": " They studied everything that made these games great, scrutinized and addressed their shortcomings,"}, {"start": 1987.02, "end": 1990.9, "text": " and did what every great game has done over the past 15 years."}, {"start": 1990.9, "end": 1992.94, "text": " Evolved the medium and pushed it forward."}, {"start": 1992.94, "end": 1996.42, "text": " like many of the greats before it Elden Ring likely won't be the greatest open"}, {"start": 1996.42, "end": 1999.04, "text": " world game of all time I'm trying to think of how I can just agree with this"}, {"start": 1999.04, "end": 2003.52, "text": " said that Elden Ring isn't his ideal fantasy RPG it's close but he knows"}, {"start": 2003.52, "end": 2007.9, "text": " they can do better and I'm sure in time the team at From Soft will when they do"}, {"start": 2007.9, "end": 2011.3, "text": " though what does that mean for Elden Ring what does it mean for Breath of the"}, {"start": 2011.3, "end": 2014.9, "text": " Wild yeah I don't know maybe it could be a lesson I don't know what does it mean for"}, {"start": 2014.9, "end": 2019.38, "text": " any game that you don't play good games you can imagine a world in which Miyazaki"}, {"start": 2019.38, "end": 2021.7, "text": " Rocky does create his ideal fantasy RPG."}, {"start": 2021.7, "end": 2024.14, "text": " Let's say it's another open world like Elden Ring."}, {"start": 2024.14, "end": 2027.22, "text": " Is Elden Ring no longer one of the seven true 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"end": 2064.26, "text": " If you ask me, I'd say the last game is infinitely more important, especially if it was the last"}, {"start": 2064.26, "end": 2068.5, "text": " truly great game and not just some shovelware that an AI threw out at the last second before"}, {"start": 2068.5, "end": 2069.5, "text": " shutting down."}, {"start": 2069.5, "end": 2073.1, "text": " A game like that would be able to save so much through its sheer existence alone."}, {"start": 2073.1, "end": 2076.66, "text": " Every choice it makes would be a statement on what we valued at the very end, what kind"}, {"start": 2076.66, "end": 2080.18, "text": " of Mark we wanted to leave behind, what we wanted the future to know about us."}, {"start": 2080.18, "end": 2085.18, "text": " Who we were, the last we knew, the kind of who we just far and wide, we needed our civilization"}, {"start": 2085.18, "end": 2086.18, "text": " to follow."}, {"start": 2086.18, "end": 2090.62, "text": " Yet the first game is the very 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and again and again and again I'd get a finished script yet almost the very"}, {"start": 2124.7000000000003, "end": 2130.02, "text": " instant I hit enter on that last line of the seventh entry it all felt wrong I"}, {"start": 2130.02, "end": 2133.7000000000003, "text": " think I finally understand why though along with how to finally get it right"}, {"start": 2133.7, "end": 2138.5, "text": " See, there are two reasons. First off, the simple reason is the sheer complexity of the task."}, {"start": 2138.5, "end": 2140.0, "text": " This list lasts really long."}, {"start": 2140.0, "end": 2141.2999999999997, "text": " There's so much."}, {"start": 2142.0, "end": 2143.2, "text": " Let's see your list, bro."}, {"start": 2143.2, "end": 2143.7999999999997, "text": " General."}, {"start": 2143.7999999999997, "end": 2144.5, "text": " In 3..."}, {"start": 2144.5, "end": 2145.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 2145.0, "end": 2146.3999999999996, "text": " There's gotta be like, at the end."}, {"start": 2146.3999999999996, "end": 2147.6, "text": " A true masterpiece."}, {"start": 2147.6, "end": 2148.3999999999996, "text": " I feel it part."}, {"start": 2148.8999999999996, "end": 2149.7, "text": " Minecraft."}, {"start": 2149.7, "end": 2150.2, "text": " The highest..."}, {"start": 2152.2, "end": 2153.5, "text": " So this fucker put Minecraft..."}, {"start": 2153.5, "end": 2155.7, "text": " Oh, he put World of Warcraft on there?"}, {"start": 2160.1, "end": 2162.1, "text": " Okay, so hold on. We got Zelda..."}, {"start": 2162.7, "end": 2163.6, "text": " Mario..."}, {"start": 2163.7, "end": 2172.7, "text": " Pokemon, Tetris, World of Warcraft, Doom, and Minecraft, I guess is what the tree numbers are."}, {"start": 2172.7, "end": 2173.7, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 2180.7, "end": 2181.7, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 2188.7, "end": 2191.7, "text": " Didn't he have Elden Ring on here too? Where's Elden Ring?"}, {"start": 2191.7000000000003, "end": 2194.9800000000005, "text": " I thought he put that on here."}, {"start": 2194.9800000000005, "end": 2195.9800000000005, "text": " 7."}, {"start": 2195.9800000000005, "end": 2198.34, "text": " The Last Masterpiece, Minecraft."}, {"start": 2198.34, "end": 2200.0600000000004, "text": " The highest selling video game-"}, {"start": 2200.0600000000004, "end": 2201.0600000000004, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 2201.0600000000004, "end": 2212.1400000000003, "text": " Go to the Warcraft section- oh I overhear him gas up World of Warcraft?"}, {"start": 2212.1400000000003, "end": 2213.1400000000003, "text": " Shadow Colossus?"}, {"start": 2213.1400000000003, "end": 2216.4600000000005, "text": " The game independent of the context of its release, especially when works of art are"}, {"start": 2216.4600000000005, "end": 2218.5000000000005, "text": " a direct result of the world around them."}, {"start": 2218.5000000000005, "end": 2221.1000000000004, "text": " This isn't even taking into account subjectivity either."}, {"start": 2221.1, "end": 2223.2599999999998, "text": " I sincerely believe there are at least 50-"}, {"start": 2223.8199999999997, "end": 2225.22, "text": " No, no, that's not-"}, {"start": 2225.22, "end": 2226.22, "text": " We'll consider it for-"}, {"start": 2227.62, "end": 2228.8199999999997, "text": " This motherfucker's got-"}, {"start": 2229.14, "end": 2230.98, "text": " Like, he's actually has different lists!"}, {"start": 2230.98, "end": 2232.58, "text": " Fourth true masterpiece."}, {"start": 2233.2599999999998, "end": 2233.7599999999998, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 2233.94, "end": 2235.86, "text": " No, no, that's not right either."}, {"start": 2236.06, "end": 2237.58, "text": " Okay, let's- let's try this."}, {"start": 2237.66, "end": 2239.5, "text": " All three of the games we've covered so far-"}, {"start": 2239.5, "end": 2240.0, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2240.0, "end": 2240.5, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2240.9, "end": 2241.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2241.4, "end": 2241.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2241.9, "end": 2242.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2242.4, "end": 2242.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2242.9, "end": 2243.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2243.4, "end": 2243.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2243.9, "end": 2244.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2244.4, "end": 2244.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2244.9, "end": 2245.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2245.4, "end": 2245.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2245.9, "end": 2246.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2246.4, "end": 2246.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2246.9, "end": 2247.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2247.4, "end": 2247.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2247.9, "end": 2248.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2248.4, "end": 2248.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2248.9, "end": 2249.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2249.4, "end": 2249.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2249.9, "end": 2250.4, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2250.4, "end": 2250.9, "text": " We-"}, {"start": 2250.9, "end": 2254.14, "text": " Okay, so the man opening the game"}, {"start": 2258.1, "end": 2260.1, "text": " Did even talk about what I do"}, {"start": 2263.86, "end": 2271.52, "text": " But he did get to put the best motion pack of video games of all time in his title he did get to do that"}, {"start": 2278.7400000000002, "end": 2280.7400000000002, "text": " So the man"}, {"start": 2280.9, "end": 2288.6600000000003, "text": " Okay, well, I'll tapped"}, {"start": 2293.62, "end": 2295.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2302.86, "end": 2305.44, "text": " Nice maximized window love that for me"}, {"start": 2310.9, "end": 2317.9, "text": " I need to get a drink."}, {"start": 2317.9, "end": 2330.9, "text": " Boy, he's a good boy."}, {"start": 2330.9, "end": 2332.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2360.9, "end": 2375.58, "text": " Speaking their IP? Ah yes. Uh is this? What language am I in? Hello? Speel? Oh fuck,"}, {"start": 2375.58, "end": 2376.58, "text": " What did I do?"}, {"start": 2376.58, "end": 2377.58, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2377.58, "end": 2378.58, "text": " I can see it."}, {"start": 2378.58, "end": 2379.58, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 2379.58, "end": 2380.58, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 2380.58, "end": 2381.58, "text": " A schnitzel."}, {"start": 2381.58, "end": 2393.58, "text": " I'm playing a new game."}, {"start": 2393.58, "end": 2403.54, "text": " Space agents emerge as Earth's first and only line of defense against the ultimate threat."}, {"start": 2403.54, "end": 2411.12, "text": " A soda man didn't know it yet, but he was about to change the fate of the universe."}, {"start": 2411.12, "end": 2418.4, "text": " Once a cyber thief, a biker, a womanizer, but most importantly, a soda addict, he found"}, {"start": 2418.4, "end": 2422.0, "text": " himself thrust into a war unlike any other."}, {"start": 2422.0, "end": 2425.08, "text": " He had fought in countless battles in the space agents."}, {"start": 2425.08, "end": 2427.2799999999997, "text": " Why would this one be different?"}, {"start": 2427.2799999999997, "end": 2429.88, "text": " But it was."}, {"start": 2429.88, "end": 2442.2000000000003, "text": " That's where the game down just a wee bit more."}, {"start": 2442.2000000000003, "end": 2450.28, "text": " Okay, move around you can adjust your ammo since we have some options, it's fine."}, {"start": 2450.28, "end": 2452.28, "text": " Oh, those teammates."}, {"start": 2454.28, "end": 2456.28, "text": " Okay, reload with R."}, {"start": 2461.28, "end": 2465.28, "text": " Okay, you can always toggle automations, auto attack."}, {"start": 2469.28, "end": 2471.28, "text": " Eh, that's fine."}, {"start": 2472.28, "end": 2474.28, "text": " Okay, one more dash here."}, {"start": 2477.28, "end": 2479.28, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 2480.28, "end": 2482.28, "text": " Where's my dash CD?"}, {"start": 2490.8, "end": 2492.8, "text": " Oh no"}, {"start": 2510.28, "end": 2516.52, "text": " he was already the best there was now he was unstoppable a god walking among men"}, {"start": 2517.1600000000003, "end": 2523.32, "text": " under his soda-powered leadership they won a thousand battles that's crazy"}, {"start": 2525.32, "end": 2528.44, "text": " only one enemy remained the commander"}, {"start": 2533.88, "end": 2535.8, "text": " and so the man succeeded"}, {"start": 2535.8, "end": 2542.8, "text": " in the sunset of his glory with a soda in hand. He retired."}, {"start": 2565.8, "end": 2567.8, "text": " Wolf report. Oh"}, {"start": 2576.6400000000003, "end": 2581.48, "text": " Life was perfect for 15 years"}, {"start": 2586.84, "end": 2589.92, "text": " Until that damn day the soda calypse"}, {"start": 2595.8, "end": 2601.8, "text": " The sodas lost their fizz, and no more."}, {"start": 2601.8, "end": 2605.8, "text": " His world came crumbling down, blinded by vengeance."}, {"start": 2605.8, "end": 2609.8, "text": " He swore that whoever was responsible would pay."}, {"start": 2609.8, "end": 2613.8, "text": " Somewhere out there, sodas still existed."}, {"start": 2613.8, "end": 2618.8, "text": " And he would find them, and take his revenge."}, {"start": 2618.8, "end": 2621.8, "text": " Okay, let's get B."}, {"start": 2621.8, "end": 2624.8, "text": " Alright, Soda Man."}, {"start": 2625.8, "end": 2628.92, "text": " no skip you can't have that"}, {"start": 2628.92, "end": 2631.0, "text": " uh... hey buddy"}, {"start": 2631.0, "end": 2632.8, "text": " opens a soda pop nice"}, {"start": 2632.8, "end": 2637.04, "text": " develops a man as four childhood friends why because one of us managed to quit"}, {"start": 2637.04, "end": 2640.0600000000004, "text": " smoking only become addicted to soda instead"}, {"start": 2640.0600000000004, "end": 2642.5600000000004, "text": " without building a reverse around this would be cool and hilarious and here we"}, {"start": 2642.5600000000004, "end": 2647.1200000000003, "text": " are"}, {"start": 2647.1200000000003, "end": 2649.7200000000003, "text": " love that"}, {"start": 2649.7200000000003, "end": 2655.7200000000003, "text": " so once we talk with all four people"}, {"start": 2655.8, "end": 2661.6800000000003, "text": " old friend how's your new cybernetic liver holding up let me know if you need"}, {"start": 2661.6800000000003, "end": 2670.48, "text": " more upgrades like the old days huh it's been a while okay that's one of them"}, {"start": 2670.48, "end": 2675.1600000000003, "text": " Kate figured your weapons could use some improvement hope you don't mind a"}, {"start": 2675.1600000000003, "end": 2680.6000000000004, "text": " little feminine touch the FACT huh straightforward enough fully automatic"}, {"start": 2680.6, "end": 2686.52, "text": " cap thrower. It's an automatic rifle. Reliable. No frills. Good for starting out, but don't"}, {"start": 2686.52, "end": 2687.6, "text": " get too attached."}, {"start": 2687.6, "end": 2693.6, "text": " Standard and effective. It gets the job done. I'll take it."}, {"start": 2693.6, "end": 2698.6, "text": " Soda man, we learned the cause of the soda collapse."}, {"start": 2698.6, "end": 2700.6, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 2700.6, "end": 2706.6, "text": " More like what? The space agents named it Entity X. We don't know what it is yet. All we know"}, {"start": 2706.6, "end": 2712.48, "text": " He is the reason for the sodas losing the fizz and he's raising an army in the star system raising an army"}, {"start": 2712.48, "end": 2714.48, "text": " Huh the commander did the same"}, {"start": 2715.3199999999997, "end": 2719.2799999999997, "text": " I'll end this entity x or whatever the number its name is"}, {"start": 2719.68, "end": 2723.2799999999997, "text": " Just like I did to the commander and get my sodas back"}, {"start": 2723.7599999999998, "end": 2727.96, "text": " We don't know where it is yet, but I'll be searching like Admiral said first"}, {"start": 2727.96, "end": 2734.2, "text": " You need to get down to crystal heaven and collect sodas for your powers the space agents ship must have taken damage from the planet"}, {"start": 2734.2000000000003, "end": 2741.32, "text": " be prepared for anything anything comes between me and my sodas i destroy"}, {"start": 2742.92, "end": 2743.4800000000005, "text": " so cool"}, {"start": 2745.9600000000005, "end": 2752.5200000000004, "text": " who the fuck oh admiral this bitch soda man the space agents were collecting sodas after the soda"}, {"start": 2752.5200000000004, "end": 2759.6400000000003, "text": " calypse there is a planet below called crystal heaven it looks like some of the sodas they found"}, {"start": 2759.64, "end": 2768.44, "text": " are down there. The ship is in the star system somewhere, though not located yet. While you"}, {"start": 2768.44, "end": 2776.52, "text": " collect the sodas scattered all over the planet, we will find the ship. So finish crystal heaven"}, {"start": 2776.52, "end": 2783.64, "text": " and we'll proceed with the next planet with the sodas. Okay, go to admiral for operations, R."}, {"start": 2783.64, "end": 2796.68, "text": " crystal heaven risk level one I guess crystals go burr please turn the game"}, {"start": 2796.68, "end": 2799.3599999999997, "text": " up do quiet"}, {"start": 2800.04, "end": 2810.52, "text": " we'll go I was at 20 we'll go to 30 okay find the circle"}, {"start": 2813.64, "end": 2825.64, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 2825.64, "end": 2828.12, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 2828.12, "end": 2830.12, "text": " Well, I know what this game is."}, {"start": 2830.12, "end": 2832.72, "text": " Here is your soda selection panel."}, {"start": 2832.72, "end": 2836.7599999999998, "text": " You will always see this screen after leveling up or picking up a soda, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 2836.7599999999998, "end": 2840.12, "text": " There are two types of sodas, normal and ultimate."}, {"start": 2840.12, "end": 2844.8399999999997, "text": " Total sodas can be enhanced to a certain level of their rarity, or their rarity can be increased."}, {"start": 2844.8399999999997, "end": 2850.06, "text": " A soda can come with a high rarity level, but it starts at level 1 when purchased."}, {"start": 2850.06, "end": 2853.52, "text": " Ultimate sodas cannot be enhanced, but are already quite powerful."}, {"start": 2853.52, "end": 2862.62, "text": " Most ultimate sodas can be included in soda sets."}, {"start": 2862.62, "end": 2867.3599999999997, "text": " Sodas have different max levels, there are only 5 rarity levels in total."}, {"start": 2867.36, "end": 2870.88, "text": " The rarity levels are common rare, epic legendary, and artifact."}, {"start": 2873.04, "end": 2874.32, "text": " Alright, it's all pretty basic."}, {"start": 2874.52, "end": 2875.28, "text": " Let's see here."}, {"start": 2878.52, "end": 2882.2000000000003, "text": " So we can take Hop Shoe, Bubbly Plague, or Bubble Turret."}, {"start": 2882.6, "end": 2882.88, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2884.52, "end": 2888.6, "text": " So I can spread virus to enemies on hit, bullets have a chance to make enemies"}, {"start": 2888.6, "end": 2892.88, "text": " sneeze, scattering projectiles around them that deal damage and can apply"}, {"start": 2892.88, "end": 2893.88, "text": " something called virus."}, {"start": 2894.84, "end": 2896.7200000000003, "text": " And then this one also does virus."}, {"start": 2897.36, "end": 2900.36, "text": " Summon stationary turrets that blow bubbles."}, {"start": 2901.36, "end": 2903.36, "text": " Well, this one's epic."}, {"start": 2903.36, "end": 2904.36, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 2905.36, "end": 2907.36, "text": " Your attacks deal more damage and do plague."}, {"start": 2907.36, "end": 2909.36, "text": " I think it's very much like Hades. Yes, it is."}, {"start": 2909.36, "end": 2913.36, "text": " If you look on the left, you're only allowed to have one in each of these slots."}, {"start": 2913.36, "end": 2916.36, "text": " So, my auto attacks are now going to be virus."}, {"start": 2917.36, "end": 2918.36, "text": " I'm locking that in."}, {"start": 2919.36, "end": 2920.36, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 2927.36, "end": 2929.36, "text": " Let's crush him."}, {"start": 2932.4, "end": 2934.4, "text": " Find the circle."}, {"start": 2936.6400000000003, "end": 2938.6400000000003, "text": " I mean, I'm going towards this exclamation point."}, {"start": 2945.28, "end": 2947.28, "text": " I should probably be looting these guys."}, {"start": 2951.6800000000003, "end": 2953.6800000000003, "text": " Ow, fuck."}, {"start": 2957.36, "end": 2960.02, "text": " Move cam. Oh, shit. You're right. I do need to"}, {"start": 2961.36, "end": 2962.36, "text": " top left"}, {"start": 2963.6200000000003, "end": 2967.42, "text": " Okay, after making attacks for a certain amount, you call lightning"}, {"start": 2969.6600000000003, "end": 2971.6600000000003, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 2974.0, "end": 2976.0, "text": " This would be my auto attack"}, {"start": 2977.9, "end": 2979.9, "text": " Your strike steal more damage"}, {"start": 2981.7200000000003, "end": 2983.7200000000003, "text": " The passive"}, {"start": 2983.7200000000003, "end": 2989.2400000000002, "text": " could reroll yeah I just don't know what else in the game fucking let's reroll"}, {"start": 2989.2400000000002, "end": 2995.44, "text": " see what's else okay your strikes just deal more damage"}, {"start": 2995.8, "end": 3001.44, "text": " it's more spark bullshit whenever you reload call lightning strikes at random"}, {"start": 3001.44, "end": 3007.44, "text": " enemies it's all lightning reroll again"}, {"start": 3010.0400000000004, "end": 3012.84, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 3013.7200000000003, "end": 3020.44, "text": " You throw a disc of electric to the nearest enemy, dealing damage and creating a chain"}, {"start": 3020.44, "end": 3022.1200000000003, "text": " lightning with set intervals."}, {"start": 3022.1200000000003, "end": 3023.76, "text": " Fuck, I should have went lightning build."}, {"start": 3023.76, "end": 3024.76, "text": " I re-rolled again."}, {"start": 3024.76, "end": 3027.92, "text": " I should have started banishing too."}, {"start": 3027.92, "end": 3028.92, "text": " Electricuted lightning."}, {"start": 3028.92, "end": 3029.92, "text": " It's all lightning."}, {"start": 3029.92, "end": 3034.84, "text": " Am I locked into lightning then?"}, {"start": 3034.84, "end": 3039.32, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 3039.32, "end": 3064.88, "text": " I don't think it is."}, {"start": 3064.88, "end": 3065.88, "text": " I don't level up."}, {"start": 3070.76, "end": 3072.32, "text": " Okay, this is your attacks."}, {"start": 3072.32, "end": 3075.52, "text": " Knock enemies back and deal more damage and apply bleeding."}, {"start": 3076.76, "end": 3079.76, "text": " Well, I would lose my toxic, which it's wasted."}, {"start": 3079.76, "end": 3083.0, "text": " Your dash creates a Kasura Gami."}, {"start": 3083.0, "end": 3084.4, "text": " The fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 3086.12, "end": 3088.44, "text": " You can use your secret technique of Death Kick"}, {"start": 3088.44, "end": 3092.28, "text": " to kick enemies nearby, dealing damage and knocking them back."}, {"start": 3092.28, "end": 3093.12, "text": " All right, let's take this."}, {"start": 3093.12, "end": 3094.12, "text": " How do I use this?"}, {"start": 3094.88, "end": 3101.88, "text": " How do I use my kick?"}, {"start": 3101.88, "end": 3102.88, "text": " Cool down 4.4 seconds."}, {"start": 3102.88, "end": 3107.88, "text": " How do I use it?"}, {"start": 3107.88, "end": 3108.88, "text": " F-R-E?"}, {"start": 3108.88, "end": 3109.88, "text": " Z?"}, {"start": 3109.88, "end": 3120.88, "text": " I hit Z and it did something, X?"}, {"start": 3120.88, "end": 3124.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, maybe it just autos."}, {"start": 3124.7200000000003, "end": 3139.1600000000003, "text": " might be a half it just auto goes I think damn oh my god is owning okay I can upgrade my"}, {"start": 3139.1600000000003, "end": 3146.0800000000004, "text": " death kick increase your attack damage based on your missing health no I think I just upgrade"}, {"start": 3146.08, "end": 3163.52, "text": " got the cake. Okay, I got to do this quest. How do I do this?"}, {"start": 3163.52, "end": 3170.52, "text": " If they're not registered, they're unpredictable."}, {"start": 3170.52, "end": 3171.52, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 3171.52, "end": 3172.52, "text": " Unpredictable?"}, {"start": 3172.52, "end": 3173.52, "text": " That's another statement."}, {"start": 3173.52, "end": 3174.52, "text": " Look at those energy blasts."}, {"start": 3174.52, "end": 3179.52, "text": " I wonder if I can make guns out of them."}, {"start": 3179.52, "end": 3189.52, "text": " Okay, what does upgrade my virus, I guess?"}, {"start": 3189.52, "end": 3190.52, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 3190.52, "end": 3192.52, "text": " Ow, I'm actually getting owned."}, {"start": 3192.52, "end": 3214.5, "text": " actually getting owned. On hit bullets have a chance to make enemies sneeze. I don't have"}, {"start": 3214.5, "end": 3222.98, "text": " anything here do I dying enemies may drop why pops cool I was using grants"}, {"start": 3222.98, "end": 3229.14, "text": " you temporary moving speed all right fuck it we'll take my pops I guess"}, {"start": 3229.14, "end": 3236.14, "text": " Oh, they're healing soon, we love that."}, {"start": 3236.14, "end": 3244.14, "text": " Oh, ow."}, {"start": 3244.14, "end": 3254.3799999999997, "text": " Gain a damaging aura around, how do I see what I have?"}, {"start": 3254.3799999999997, "end": 3255.3799999999997, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 3255.38, "end": 3259.1, "text": " So I have a white, red, blue, and white."}, {"start": 3259.1, "end": 3263.94, "text": " So I don't have this spark, gain a damaging aura around you."}, {"start": 3263.94, "end": 3264.94, "text": " It's garlic essentially."}, {"start": 3264.94, "end": 3267.94, "text": " Either that or upgrade my lollipops."}, {"start": 3267.94, "end": 3274.94, "text": " I don't know if I want to gain a damaging aura around me, I don't think that's as fun."}, {"start": 3274.94, "end": 3277.94, "text": " I already have the depth kit."}, {"start": 3277.94, "end": 3279.94, "text": " You playing P.O.E.?"}, {"start": 3279.94, "end": 3280.94, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 3280.94, "end": 3281.94, "text": " Not today."}, {"start": 3281.94, "end": 3283.94, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 3290.7400000000002, "end": 3294.18, "text": " I still also don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing on the map here."}, {"start": 3299.86, "end": 3305.94, "text": " Find the circle and protect the circle for 30 seconds. Where is the fucking circle?"}, {"start": 3305.94, "end": 3310.94, "text": " Is this not it?"}, {"start": 3310.94, "end": 3313.94, "text": " Oh wait, enemies in area."}, {"start": 3313.94, "end": 3315.94, "text": " Oh, the timer."}, {"start": 3315.94, "end": 3317.94, "text": " The camera's fucking covering it."}, {"start": 3317.94, "end": 3318.94, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 3326.94, "end": 3327.94, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3330.94, "end": 3331.94, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 3332.94, "end": 3333.94, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3335.94, "end": 3340.94, "text": " Okay, gain a damage or around you, quote on, you release an energy that deals damage."}, {"start": 3340.94, "end": 3344.94, "text": " I already have a blue."}, {"start": 3349.94, "end": 3351.94, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 3355.94, "end": 3360.94, "text": " Killing an enemy grants you base attack damage and base health regen for a limited amount of time."}, {"start": 3360.94, "end": 3363.94, "text": " This bonus can be stacked."}, {"start": 3363.94, "end": 3370.94, "text": " I already have a passive. Upgrade death kick."}, {"start": 3387.94, "end": 3391.94, "text": " Protect the circle for 12 more seconds."}, {"start": 3393.94, "end": 3412.46, "text": " I'm back to zero now."}, {"start": 3412.46, "end": 3419.02, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3419.02, "end": 3422.02, "text": " You are resetting it. Yeah, I am. Time to fucking move!"}, {"start": 3440.74, "end": 3441.24, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 3445.8, "end": 3447.8, "text": " Your strike's doing more damage."}, {"start": 3449.02, "end": 3456.9, "text": " I really hate that it doesn't show what I do and do not have."}, {"start": 3456.9, "end": 3461.9, "text": " I mean, do I replace my basic attack and go deep into lightning?"}, {"start": 3461.9, "end": 3467.62, "text": " I feel like Bubbly Plague sucks."}, {"start": 3467.62, "end": 3472.54, "text": " Does it actually replace it?"}, {"start": 3472.54, "end": 3474.06, "text": " It absolutely does."}, {"start": 3474.06, "end": 3475.06, "text": " Press E."}, {"start": 3475.06, "end": 3483.34, "text": " alteration what did you just do"}, {"start": 3505.06, "end": 3524.22, "text": " Okay, there's something here."}, {"start": 3524.22, "end": 3526.86, "text": " Survive for 15 minutes."}, {"start": 3526.86, "end": 3530.06, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 3530.06, "end": 3531.06, "text": " This is a card chest panel."}, {"start": 3531.06, "end": 3532.06, "text": " You'll see this panel."}, {"start": 3532.06, "end": 3533.06, "text": " You can open a card chest."}, {"start": 3533.06, "end": 3535.06, "text": " Okay, I'm not reading all that"}, {"start": 3536.66, "end": 3540.22, "text": " 16% spark damage or 22% soda damage"}, {"start": 3543.18, "end": 3545.18, "text": " The fuck is soda damage"}, {"start": 3551.82, "end": 3553.82, "text": " Just passives in general"}, {"start": 3557.74, "end": 3560.7799999999997, "text": " Damage from soda, but everything is kind of soda isn't it?"}, {"start": 3563.06, "end": 3582.04, "text": " huh increase the damage from all your sodas except passive sodas which can take soda damage"}, {"start": 3582.04, "end": 3583.04, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 3583.04, "end": 3584.04, "text": " Tepik."}, {"start": 3584.04, "end": 3585.04, "text": " Shirley."}, {"start": 3585.04, "end": 3586.04, "text": " F2 apply."}, {"start": 3586.04, "end": 3587.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3587.04, "end": 3611.92, "text": " I mean right now everything just dies in literally like just one hit."}, {"start": 3611.92, "end": 3619.0, "text": " don't need a yellow and a purple. Red eyes. You're summoning a gargoyle that continuously"}, {"start": 3619.0, "end": 3623.88, "text": " deals damage to your enemy by shooting lasers from its eyes. As a gargoyle kills enemies,"}, {"start": 3623.88, "end": 3635.76, "text": " it heals you. Okay, fuck it."}, {"start": 3635.76, "end": 3657.2400000000002, "text": " this wait you're telling me this is my friend okay lose a random soda but earn a"}, {"start": 3657.2400000000002, "end": 3662.6800000000003, "text": " card with at minimum epic rarity lose a random card upgrade a random soda to"}, {"start": 3662.6800000000003, "end": 3670.0800000000004, "text": " legendary minus 10 coin earn a random car I don't even know if I have coins I"}, {"start": 3670.0800000000004, "end": 3673.84, "text": " guess I did okay"}, {"start": 3686.76, "end": 3690.0000000000005, "text": " amazing"}, {"start": 3692.6800000000003, "end": 3721.6800000000003, "text": " I don't really think I care about this gargoyle at all."}, {"start": 3721.6800000000003, "end": 3735.6800000000003, "text": " Bro is addicted to any game. I don't know how he likes playing boring stuff. Are you"}, {"start": 3735.6800000000003, "end": 3749.0000000000005, "text": " trying to continue it? I'm addicted to this game right now. Yes, I've been playing it"}, {"start": 3749.0, "end": 3763.22, "text": " for about 15 minutes so far. That's a thought. Rare cards grant 15% global damage each."}, {"start": 3763.22, "end": 3767.36, "text": " You gain 10% attack damage as bonuses multiplied by the level of soda with the highest level"}, {"start": 3767.36, "end": 3778.36, "text": " you own. Okay, sure. So I have like a level 3 soda, so shouldn't that be 30% damage?"}, {"start": 3778.36, "end": 3782.56, "text": " or 40% rather."}, {"start": 3782.56, "end": 3787.56, "text": " Okay fuck, this is a lot, how on earth?"}, {"start": 3808.36, "end": 3811.48, "text": " How is okay"}, {"start": 3825.56, "end": 3827.56, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 3835.36, "end": 3837.36, "text": " There's a boss here"}, {"start": 3838.36, "end": 3852.1400000000003, "text": " good death kick blood pack"}, {"start": 3852.1400000000003, "end": 3859.1800000000003, "text": " I still need a yellow"}, {"start": 3859.1800000000003, "end": 3863.42, "text": " I'm gonna re-roll, no yellow, sad"}, {"start": 3863.42, "end": 3870.42, "text": " That's a great death kick I guess."}, {"start": 3870.42, "end": 3886.42, "text": " I actually don't get... everything's just dying like in one hit from death kick I think."}, {"start": 3886.42, "end": 3893.14, "text": " Is there a boss loot?"}, {"start": 3893.14, "end": 3898.1800000000003, "text": " Ah fuck of course there was, not bad."}, {"start": 3898.1800000000003, "end": 3903.02, "text": " Why is it not on the map?"}, {"start": 3903.02, "end": 3916.38, "text": " Still no yellow."}, {"start": 3916.38, "end": 3935.5, "text": " Was there boss loot?"}, {"start": 3935.5, "end": 3939.1800000000003, "text": " They kinda just died by just being near my presence."}, {"start": 3939.1800000000003, "end": 3941.1800000000003, "text": " Why even shoot the gun?"}, {"start": 3952.86, "end": 3958.86, "text": " Okay, magazine size leveling up against fire rate for 40 seconds, let's do magazine size call of the day."}, {"start": 3969.1800000000003, "end": 3973.5400000000004, "text": " I don't think I could land a shot if I tried."}, {"start": 3973.5400000000004, "end": 3978.26, "text": " They died just instantly."}, {"start": 3978.26, "end": 3979.7000000000003, "text": " How much longer till I win?"}, {"start": 3979.7000000000003, "end": 3981.7000000000003, "text": " Is there a timer?"}, {"start": 3981.7000000000003, "end": 3987.4600000000005, "text": " It just says 15 minutes, but I don't know how long I've been in here for."}, {"start": 3987.4600000000005, "end": 3990.5000000000005, "text": " Uh, oh I see."}, {"start": 3990.5000000000005, "end": 3991.5000000000005, "text": " 635."}, {"start": 3991.5000000000005, "end": 3995.5000000000005, "text": " So I got, what, 8 more minutes here?"}, {"start": 3995.5, "end": 4006.9, "text": " Okay, boss?"}, {"start": 4006.9, "end": 4010.78, "text": " Might actually press buttons here."}, {"start": 4010.78, "end": 4019.58, "text": " Ooh, a magnet."}, {"start": 4019.58, "end": 4021.58, "text": " You found a blueprint."}, {"start": 4025.58, "end": 4026.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4027.58, "end": 4029.58, "text": " How do I take this magnet?"}, {"start": 4031.58, "end": 4033.58, "text": " Oh, okay, it worked."}, {"start": 4049.58, "end": 4065.5, "text": " I don't have a dash yet forming a dash creates two rods connected by chain lightning interesting"}, {"start": 4065.5, "end": 4081.68, "text": " Is there a different passives your dash charges increase, okay, I guess we'll take that"}, {"start": 4081.6800000000003, "end": 4083.6800000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4085.28, "end": 4088.84, "text": " Replaced my other passive under what whoa hold on what?"}, {"start": 4093.5600000000004, "end": 4095.5600000000004, "text": " Multiple passives"}, {"start": 4106.360000000001, "end": 4108.64, "text": " Where does this is a yellow where's yellows"}, {"start": 4111.68, "end": 4135.6, "text": " I really want to try and take more thingamajigs, but I don't want to replace stuff."}, {"start": 4135.6, "end": 4138.88, "text": " I don't think it does though."}, {"start": 4138.88, "end": 4141.400000000001, "text": " Reload ball lightning strikes randomly. Okay, we take that"}, {"start": 4144.4800000000005, "end": 4150.28, "text": " Minus review exit F8 whenever you real eight times while holding this card gain permanent point one lifesteal"}, {"start": 4151.0, "end": 4154.2, "text": " Unhit plus 50 max HP when you reroll eight times"}, {"start": 4160.92, "end": 4165.96, "text": " Okay, I'll just have to reroll a lot need two more rerolls"}, {"start": 4168.88, "end": 4181.68, "text": " How is this loot still coming? Jesus. Alright, so... but I have zero re-rolls. Yikes."}, {"start": 4198.88, "end": 4220.88, "text": " five"}, {"start": 4220.88, "end": 4221.88, "text": " Lock, okay."}, {"start": 4237.2, "end": 4240.400000000001, "text": " During the duration of your reload, you gain a damage mitigating blood shield."}, {"start": 4244.92, "end": 4248.0, "text": " Oh, okay, so I can only have one here, got it."}, {"start": 4248.76, "end": 4250.12, "text": " It warned me before I took it."}, {"start": 4250.88, "end": 4252.88, "text": " There's a pre-death kick then."}, {"start": 4263.88, "end": 4265.88, "text": " Okay, so I can have multiple strikes."}, {"start": 4274.88, "end": 4277.88, "text": " I feel like you already wanted to just here kick. Yeah."}, {"start": 4277.88, "end": 4280.28, "text": " I'm also just not really even caring that much."}, {"start": 4297.56, "end": 4301.72, "text": " Feeling addicted? Yep. You know me. Sometimes a blueprint."}, {"start": 4307.88, "end": 4327.18, "text": " 2% soda efficiency, oh wow."}, {"start": 4327.18, "end": 4334.18, "text": " 5% project, I'm just grabbing all the question marks on the map."}, {"start": 4334.18, "end": 4337.18, "text": " Never mind, map is massive, Jesus."}, {"start": 4337.18, "end": 4359.18, "text": " five minutes left"}, {"start": 4389.18, "end": 4393.9800000000005, "text": " valley after this? It is! I'm pumping it up."}, {"start": 4408.46, "end": 4414.46, "text": " Found a blueprint. Okie-dokie."}, {"start": 4414.46, "end": 4418.62, "text": " How everything is literally just dying."}, {"start": 4418.62, "end": 4425.46, "text": " It doesn't even make it onto my screen for I credit for $6700."}, {"start": 4444.46, "end": 4455.38, "text": " enemies sit with virus phase and low health suffer and a heart attack and are"}, {"start": 4455.38, "end": 4458.58, "text": " instantly executed"}, {"start": 4462.86, "end": 4473.8, "text": " I don't care. How do I? Hello? Apply. You can re-roll that? Yeah, I just don't care."}, {"start": 4473.8, "end": 4477.8, "text": " I don't give a shit, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 4477.8, "end": 4484.8, "text": " Okay, now they're all being executed."}, {"start": 4484.8, "end": 4489.24, "text": " Not much of a difference, there's just more letters on the screen now, signifying that"}, {"start": 4489.24, "end": 4499.8, "text": " they instantly died."}, {"start": 4499.8, "end": 4504.04, "text": " This game sucks. I'm not into it, but, you know, maybe it'll get good."}, {"start": 4505.96, "end": 4507.16, "text": " I'm gonna finish this run."}, {"start": 4508.4800000000005, "end": 4511.2, "text": " See if there's like a final boss or something, and then yeah, that's it."}, {"start": 4511.2, "end": 4511.68, "text": " That's game."}, {"start": 4522.12, "end": 4523.0, "text": " Three minutes to go."}, {"start": 4529.8, "end": 4533.400000000001, "text": " Hmm, is it a masterpiece? Yep"}, {"start": 4536.88, "end": 4538.88, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 4541.76, "end": 4543.76, "text": " It's happening"}, {"start": 4559.8, "end": 4575.8, "text": " If you play space backpack battles, you know, I haven't even seen that in a meeting."}, {"start": 4575.8, "end": 4576.8, "text": " Sandwich?"}, {"start": 4576.8, "end": 4581.6, "text": " Try them out, Sandwich."}, {"start": 4581.6, "end": 4584.4800000000005, "text": " They're getting closer."}, {"start": 4584.4800000000005, "end": 4589.76, "text": " You might like space backpack battles, but probably would, if the game actually had"}, {"start": 4589.76, "end": 4591.76, "text": " I have some level of depth to it."}, {"start": 4598.46, "end": 4600.46, "text": " Okay, I looped this shit up here for this hook."}, {"start": 4600.96, "end": 4601.46, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4611.76, "end": 4612.26, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 4619.76, "end": 4629.96, "text": " I don't even know if I want to be grabbing these anymore."}, {"start": 4629.96, "end": 4644.04, "text": " Ugh, just upgrades I don't need."}, {"start": 4644.04, "end": 4645.04, "text": " Down with the ship."}, {"start": 4645.04, "end": 4646.04, "text": " It's down with the ship?"}, {"start": 4646.04, "end": 4647.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4647.04, "end": 4648.04, "text": " Oh, hold on."}, {"start": 4648.04, "end": 4649.04, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 4649.04, "end": 4661.04, "text": " things are hitting me I just got hit it's a miracle final minute okay never"}, {"start": 4661.04, "end": 4663.96, "text": " mind I think it was a fluke"}, {"start": 4664.72, "end": 4667.76, "text": " come out of it a fluke"}, {"start": 4679.04, "end": 4684.04, "text": " Let's upgrade my lollipops."}, {"start": 4684.04, "end": 4691.04, "text": " Ooh, alright, boss time."}, {"start": 4691.04, "end": 4698.04, "text": " I won."}, {"start": 4698.04, "end": 4701.04, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 4701.04, "end": 4708.04, "text": " Why are we even leveling up, isn't it over?"}, {"start": 4708.04, "end": 4725.04, "text": " I guess 30 seconds left."}, {"start": 4755.04, "end": 4757.04, "text": " Five seconds."}, {"start": 4763.04, "end": 4765.04, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 4766.04, "end": 4768.04, "text": " Complete ace in a whole mission."}, {"start": 4768.04, "end": 4770.04, "text": " Defeat the final threat."}, {"start": 4771.04, "end": 4773.04, "text": " Okay, who's the final threat?"}, {"start": 4773.04, "end": 4797.62, "text": " Hello? Is it Diabetes?"}, {"start": 4797.62, "end": 4809.2, "text": " on the map. There's a bunch of red balls though, they're dying instantly. I think it's optional"}, {"start": 4809.2, "end": 4820.0199999999995, "text": " by the way. How does one defeat the final threat? What am I going to do? Top? Ooh, maybe"}, {"start": 4820.02, "end": 4837.3, "text": " actually yeah like some weird icon here I think is where I spawned but maybe"}, {"start": 4837.3, "end": 4849.0, "text": " the process no"}, {"start": 4859.0, "end": 4866.12, "text": " out of Ford okay well that was the first game on both list next one was the"}, {"start": 4866.12, "end": 4872.92, "text": " broken vow I think we're going into the whore slot so we're playing trash for the whole day"}, {"start": 4875.32, "end": 4876.2, "text": " please be on steam"}, {"start": 4880.44, "end": 4882.599999999999, "text": " it is absolutely not on steam"}, {"start": 4886.2, "end": 4888.2, "text": " really"}, {"start": 4888.2, "end": 4899.04, "text": " Maybe they have a link here."}, {"start": 4899.04, "end": 4900.36, "text": " The broken vow."}, {"start": 4900.36, "end": 4903.679999999999, "text": " Okay, it's on some random ass janky website."}, {"start": 4903.679999999999, "end": 4904.679999999999, "text": " We love that."}, {"start": 4904.679999999999, "end": 4905.679999999999, "text": " Itchio."}, {"start": 4905.679999999999, "end": 4906.679999999999, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 4906.679999999999, "end": 4907.679999999999, "text": " Download."}, {"start": 4907.679999999999, "end": 4908.679999999999, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 4908.679999999999, "end": 4909.679999999999, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 4909.68, "end": 4931.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4931.68, "end": 4952.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, the box of fear. Windows cannot open the folder. What?"}, {"start": 4952.280000000001, "end": 4959.200000000001, "text": " Is this the wrong game? Oh my god, I'm downloading the wrong fucking game, I think."}, {"start": 4959.2, "end": 4966.2, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 4966.2, "end": 4968.7, "text": " Okay, on the game website, he's like,"}, {"start": 4968.7, "end": 4970.7, "text": " check out my other games."}, {"start": 4970.7, "end": 4972.7, "text": " And it had a download now."}, {"start": 4972.7, "end": 4976.2, "text": " I'll show you all."}, {"start": 4976.2, "end": 4982.7, "text": " It kind of baited me a bit."}, {"start": 4982.7, "end": 4985.2, "text": " On the website here, I was looking for the download,"}, {"start": 4985.2, "end": 4988.2, "text": " and then, oh, download now, right here."}, {"start": 4988.2, "end": 4995.2, "text": " was his fucking his other game. Here's the download I wanted to go to."}, {"start": 4999.92, "end": 5006.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5009.04, "end": 5016.04, "text": " Alright, new folder."}, {"start": 5018.2, "end": 5048.12, "text": " All right, English, it's very quiet."}, {"start": 5048.2, "end": 5056.04, "text": " Mal since Chavity I bet I'm gonna want to lower it usually I do new game"}, {"start": 5078.2, "end": 5080.72, "text": " I miss prime soda optimus prime"}, {"start": 5087.5599999999995, "end": 5090.0, "text": " Okay with sprint with space bar"}, {"start": 5093.08, "end": 5097.58, "text": " Everything he did to me won't be forgotten he may think he got away, but he's mistaken"}, {"start": 5100.28, "end": 5102.28, "text": " But how much time passes I"}, {"start": 5102.28, "end": 5108.28, "text": " I will repay him in kind. What are you? Okay. Didn't your grandpodges die or something? What's going on?"}, {"start": 5121.36, "end": 5127.5599999999995, "text": " Just a minute dear. I'm just finishing getting dressed just a minute dear. Okay"}, {"start": 5132.28, "end": 5135.08, "text": " who big lighter"}, {"start": 5135.08, "end": 5138.8, "text": " i need to replace the circuit breaker when the power goes out she becomes more"}, {"start": 5138.8, "end": 5144.639999999999, "text": " aggressive as if she's lurking waiting for the right moment"}, {"start": 5144.639999999999, "end": 5147.639999999999, "text": " okay is grandma gonna be a"}, {"start": 5162.28, "end": 5169.719999999999, "text": " The game is extremely loud by the way."}, {"start": 5169.719999999999, "end": 5180.16, "text": " I normally play games at 20% volume, it's at 75."}, {"start": 5180.16, "end": 5184.719999999999, "text": " Too hot to handle with your hands."}, {"start": 5184.719999999999, "end": 5185.719999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5185.72, "end": 5209.320000000001, "text": " I mean, there's a lot of things I could run in an oven mitt, tongs, okay."}, {"start": 5209.32, "end": 5211.32, "text": " I'm also way faster going back."}, {"start": 5222.799999999999, "end": 5223.639999999999, "text": " Here it comes."}, {"start": 5229.88, "end": 5230.88, "text": " Okay, it wasn't bad."}, {"start": 5239.32, "end": 5241.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5243.0, "end": 5248.36, "text": " Grandma, oh fuck. I don't know why I got scared something scared me there"}, {"start": 5250.759999999999, "end": 5256.74, "text": " These medication that he gives me are slowly destroying me. I feel worse with every dose. I won't let this happen"}, {"start": 5256.96, "end": 5259.599999999999, "text": " I'll make him taste his own poison"}, {"start": 5261.0, "end": 5263.0, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 5263.2, "end": 5265.2, "text": " Don't remember grandma taking so many meds"}, {"start": 5266.36, "end": 5268.24, "text": " acquired memory one out of five"}, {"start": 5269.32, "end": 5283.9, "text": " okay that's baffling to put this in your fucking bedroom not to open well I'm"}, {"start": 5283.9, "end": 5295.36, "text": " gonna open that that's also batshit crazy okay screwdriver and crowbar"}, {"start": 5299.32, "end": 5313.719999999999, "text": " nice. Power goes out. It's going to go out while I'm in this room. Grandma had this book"}, {"start": 5313.72, "end": 5327.08, "text": " at the funeral some type of necromancy book crowbar screwdriver"}, {"start": 5327.08, "end": 5334.08, "text": " Oh, how are we going to go out?"}, {"start": 5334.08, "end": 5339.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5339.08, "end": 5341.08, "text": " And now."}, {"start": 5369.08, "end": 5392.18, "text": " It's not good, it's rather extremely unfortunate."}, {"start": 5392.18, "end": 5395.04, "text": " He locked me in here believing that I wouldn't be able to escape."}, {"start": 5395.04, "end": 5399.64, "text": " Little did he know that his own trap would turn against him."}, {"start": 5400.64, "end": 5401.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5403.14, "end": 5404.44, "text": " Press shift to run."}, {"start": 5407.74, "end": 5409.14, "text": " Why are we teaching me how to run?"}, {"start": 5420.14, "end": 5420.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5425.04, "end": 5443.0, "text": " I need to see how grandma's doing motherfucker. I have scoured every room in this house. She's not here you fucking imbecile"}, {"start": 5443.0, "end": 5463.12, "text": " What am I even looking for in here? I don't even know what I want at this point."}, {"start": 5463.12, "end": 5469.84, "text": " I keep thinking these little boxes are like shotgun ammo from Resident Evil. Oh, nice."}, {"start": 5469.84, "end": 5471.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5480.04, "end": 5482.04, "text": " Trolling"}, {"start": 5493.56, "end": 5495.56, "text": " But how do I do this"}, {"start": 5499.84, "end": 5504.84, "text": " Oh, it opened."}, {"start": 5504.84, "end": 5509.84, "text": " You fucking serial."}, {"start": 5522.84, "end": 5523.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5529.84, "end": 5547.24, "text": " I survived now get back on the generator oh my god it was her it was her it was her"}, {"start": 5547.24, "end": 5549.24, "text": " Oh my god, she killed him"}, {"start": 5562.28, "end": 5568.8, "text": " If the medications fail the plan B is in the books blue red green it's painful to think about I've come to this point"}, {"start": 5568.8, "end": 5571.8, "text": " I hope I won't need it. Okay, don't look behind the picture"}, {"start": 5571.8, "end": 5576.24, "text": " The other there's like eight six one"}, {"start": 5578.52, "end": 5584.4800000000005, "text": " Blue red green eight six one behind the picture"}, {"start": 5590.2, "end": 5596.04, "text": " They seem so happy I understand but like how do we look behind this thing?"}, {"start": 5601.8, "end": 5613.2, "text": " Maybe there's another picture somewhere... for Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 5613.2, "end": 5621.8, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 5621.8, "end": 5622.8, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 5622.8, "end": 5626.8, "text": " I mean, how on earth?"}, {"start": 5626.8, "end": 5641.360000000001, "text": " I mean how on earth I have to pull her way back we got a loop around this room"}, {"start": 5656.8, "end": 5665.6, "text": " Okay, so that's done, that's nice I guess."}, {"start": 5665.6, "end": 5669.96, "text": " What I'm doing isn't right, I know she suspects me, I can see it in her silence but there's"}, {"start": 5669.96, "end": 5671.56, "text": " no turning back."}, {"start": 5671.56, "end": 5672.56, "text": " Or is there?"}, {"start": 5672.56, "end": 5674.56, "text": " No, I can't stop now."}, {"start": 5674.56, "end": 5676.56, "text": " Insane."}, {"start": 5676.56, "end": 5695.0, "text": " Hmm. I don't know what to do. Maybe I go back to the picture, maybe I can interact with"}, {"start": 5695.0, "end": 5720.0, "text": " it now or something? Not what I expected. Okay, so it's a save combination."}, {"start": 5725.0, "end": 5751.0, "text": " So, seven left, seven, nine, three, okay, seven, seven, nine, three, seven, nine, three,"}, {"start": 5751.0, "end": 5773.96, "text": " Okay, make sure we get this before I open objective leave the house well after the box"}, {"start": 5773.96, "end": 5778.6, "text": " sent that book everything changed I tried to talk to her but it's not her anymore I"}, {"start": 5778.6, "end": 5781.6, "text": " I tried to destroy the book, but that only made her more aggressive."}, {"start": 5781.6, "end": 5784.6, "text": " I'm afraid of what she might do to our children and grandchildren."}, {"start": 5784.6, "end": 5788.6, "text": " I'll have to take action. I'll try to poison her slowly."}, {"start": 5788.6, "end": 5792.6, "text": " If nothing else works, I have a gun in the safe and I'll do whatever it takes."}, {"start": 5795.6, "end": 5798.6, "text": " Only four out of five memories. What? I'm missing one."}, {"start": 5808.6, "end": 5819.4800000000005, "text": " How did that take so long to shoot what"}, {"start": 5819.4800000000005, "end": 5820.4800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5820.4800000000005, "end": 5821.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 5821.4800000000005, "end": 5826.4800000000005, "text": " But it worked all of a sudden."}, {"start": 5826.4800000000005, "end": 5835.4800000000005, "text": " Is she gonna spam spawn?"}, {"start": 5835.4800000000005, "end": 5864.4800000000005, "text": " I don't like this."}, {"start": 5924.4800000000005, "end": 5931.4800000000005, "text": " Where did she go?"}, {"start": 5954.4800000000005, "end": 5978.360000000001, "text": " Excellent. A masterpiece, really. Alright, next game. We've got the Alley. This game"}, {"start": 5978.36, "end": 5980.36, "text": " Steam is on Steam."}, {"start": 5980.36, "end": 5982.36, "text": " 2026?"}, {"start": 5982.36, "end": 5984.36, "text": " It seems to be a demo."}, {"start": 5984.36, "end": 5986.36, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 5986.36, "end": 5988.36, "text": " We play the demo."}, {"start": 5994.36, "end": 5996.36, "text": " Time to go pee."}, {"start": 6008.36, "end": 6010.36, "text": " You"}, {"start": 6030.36, "end": 6032.92, "text": " Beach mouse beach beach mouse"}, {"start": 6032.92, "end": 6039.2, "text": " Mouse, Mouse, Beech, Beech, Mouse."}, {"start": 6039.2, "end": 6040.2, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 6040.2, "end": 6042.04, "text": " Beech, Beech, Beech, Beech, Mouse."}, {"start": 6042.04, "end": 6043.04, "text": " No, sir."}, {"start": 6043.04, "end": 6044.84, "text": " Mouse, Beech, Beech, Mouse."}, {"start": 6044.84, "end": 6045.84, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 6045.84, "end": 6046.84, "text": " Cease."}, {"start": 6046.84, "end": 6049.6, "text": " Beech, Mouse, Beech, Beech, Mouse."}, {"start": 6049.6, "end": 6050.6, "text": " Freaks, man."}, {"start": 6050.6, "end": 6052.64, "text": " This is the five dollars."}, {"start": 6052.64, "end": 6055.4800000000005, "text": " Appreciate that, wow."}, {"start": 6055.4800000000005, "end": 6059.08, "text": " Hopefully it was worth it."}, {"start": 6059.08, "end": 6084.8, "text": " I couldn't start, okay, huh."}, {"start": 6084.8, "end": 6086.48, "text": " Why is it blocking it?"}, {"start": 6086.48, "end": 6087.48, "text": " Repair it?"}, {"start": 6087.4800000000005, "end": 6110.080000000001, "text": " Uh, properties, verifying integrity, no fucking no."}, {"start": 6110.080000000001, "end": 6116.72, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6116.72, "end": 6121.72, "text": " firewall blocked the game how do I unblock that I don't know how to work"}, {"start": 6121.72, "end": 6124.52, "text": " firewall at all"}, {"start": 6128.52, "end": 6137.16, "text": " you don't why would you want to I mean I don't know it's a game on Steam"}, {"start": 6137.16, "end": 6147.44, "text": " I need to add it to the exceptions."}, {"start": 6147.44, "end": 6150.88, "text": " Go into files, run with admin rights."}, {"start": 6150.88, "end": 6152.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6152.38, "end": 6176.66, "text": " Let's call it again, the alley is to do, okay, let's see what happens here."}, {"start": 6176.66, "end": 6179.06, "text": " Oh, and it's so cooked."}, {"start": 6179.06, "end": 6196.14, "text": " Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I do not know. Well, game next, our next game is the exit eight."}, {"start": 6196.14, "end": 6207.9400000000005, "text": " The exit eight. Also on steam also cost money. Wait, this is that one movie. I saw this movie."}, {"start": 6207.9400000000005, "end": 6217.9400000000005, "text": " I think I played this game even."}, {"start": 6217.9400000000005, "end": 6228.9400000000005, "text": " Maybe I haven't."}, {"start": 6228.9400000000005, "end": 6233.9400000000005, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 6233.9400000000005, "end": 6240.580000000001, "text": " okay no way you watched Lyric play it or no way you just watched Lyric play it"}, {"start": 6240.580000000001, "end": 6245.1, "text": " because your name is I watched Lyric"}, {"start": 6246.9400000000005, "end": 6252.1, "text": " just go around is accusing everyone you just watched Lyric play didn't you"}, {"start": 6253.34, "end": 6261.4800000000005, "text": " that's funny I played there was one game I played it's very similar to the"}, {"start": 6261.4800000000005, "end": 6266.6, "text": " concept of this game, where like you're going up some stairs or something?"}, {"start": 6266.6, "end": 6273.6, "text": " Oh, and you got to like find what's wrong before you move on, but it was like a hundred floors."}, {"start": 6283.6, "end": 6291.080000000001, "text": " So if there's anything I know, the goal is to find something that is wrong in the hallway."}, {"start": 6291.08, "end": 6301.2, "text": " So we're going to move forward, move forward, and then bang, same exact hallway, but something's"}, {"start": 6301.2, "end": 6307.44, "text": " going to be different."}, {"start": 6307.44, "end": 6311.32, "text": " Or if there's nothing different, then I move forward."}, {"start": 6311.32, "end": 6315.92, "text": " If there is, I turn around."}, {"start": 6315.92, "end": 6322.92, "text": " It's usually something really obvious."}, {"start": 6322.92, "end": 6348.54, "text": " I don't think there's shit."}, {"start": 6348.54, "end": 6355.54, "text": " how do i know if i get it right or wrong? i actually don't know"}, {"start": 6360.42, "end": 6363.74, "text": " the number changes"}, {"start": 6363.74, "end": 6364.78, "text": " where? what number?"}, {"start": 6364.78, "end": 6370.46, "text": " this just says exodate this way"}, {"start": 6370.46, "end": 6377.46, "text": " when you go forward or back it'll say a new number on the wall"}, {"start": 6378.54, "end": 6394.3, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 6394.3, "end": 6399.74, "text": " Zero."}, {"start": 6399.74, "end": 6400.74, "text": " Now the game starts."}, {"start": 6400.74, "end": 6401.82, "text": " So it hasn't even started yet."}, {"start": 6401.82, "end": 6407.54, "text": " That's why."}, {"start": 6407.54, "end": 6414.54, "text": " i know he's like supposed to be standing behind me at one point"}, {"start": 6416.08, "end": 6419.42, "text": " i'm looking at door knobs i'm looking at the lights i'm looking at the eyes on"}, {"start": 6419.42, "end": 6423.94, "text": " these fuckers"}, {"start": 6423.94, "end": 6428.46, "text": " i don't think anything's wrong"}, {"start": 6428.46, "end": 6430.38, "text": " Yep, nice, there was no anomaly."}, {"start": 6439.24, "end": 6441.34, "text": " This guy's gonna be standing behind me now?"}, {"start": 6443.52, "end": 6444.36, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 6453.58, "end": 6455.3, "text": " No, nothing, okay, moving on."}, {"start": 6456.74, "end": 6458.02, "text": " Didn't count the tiles."}, {"start": 6458.02, "end": 6465.02, "text": " There was a fucking anomaly?"}, {"start": 6465.02, "end": 6470.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6470.02, "end": 6478.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6478.02, "end": 6505.860000000001, "text": " Okay, so there is no anomaly there."}, {"start": 6505.860000000001, "end": 6511.68, "text": " I wonder if it's all static. Like floor one is always the same anomaly or no anomaly."}, {"start": 6513.280000000001, "end": 6515.120000000001, "text": " Or I wonder if it's dynamic. I have no idea."}, {"start": 6519.4800000000005, "end": 6520.68, "text": " So this is where I..."}, {"start": 6522.34, "end": 6525.240000000001, "text": " Two vents, chance. Aren't there supposed to be two vents, motherfucker?"}, {"start": 6527.660000000001, "end": 6529.56, "text": " Extra door, there's already three doors."}, {"start": 6530.320000000001, "end": 6531.920000000001, "text": " Stealing is different, no it's not."}, {"start": 6535.860000000001, "end": 6546.660000000001, "text": " I don't... concourse?"}, {"start": 6546.660000000001, "end": 6550.460000000001, "text": " Exit 8?"}, {"start": 6550.460000000001, "end": 6557.700000000001, "text": " Okay, there is no anomaly."}, {"start": 6557.700000000001, "end": 6559.580000000001, "text": " We're chillin'."}, {"start": 6559.580000000001, "end": 6561.580000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6561.580000000001, "end": 6563.780000000001, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 6563.78, "end": 6571.78, "text": " obvious. So I go back, now I'm at three."}, {"start": 6593.78, "end": 6612.46, "text": " That's not normal."}, {"start": 6612.46, "end": 6614.46, "text": " Okay, exit four."}, {"start": 6626.46, "end": 6628.46, "text": " Okay, normalize pictures."}, {"start": 6629.46, "end": 6632.46, "text": " Everything's looking good there. The lights look good. The doors look..."}, {"start": 6632.46, "end": 6634.46, "text": " Where's the third door?"}, {"start": 6635.46, "end": 6637.46, "text": " Minus one door."}, {"start": 6642.46, "end": 6649.46, "text": " Wait... Did I fuck up? Am I back at zero?"}, {"start": 6672.46, "end": 6682.46, "text": " I fucked up."}, {"start": 6682.46, "end": 6697.9, "text": " Okay, floor one."}, {"start": 6697.9, "end": 6698.9, "text": " Nice floor two."}, {"start": 6698.900000000001, "end": 6701.700000000001, "text": " Damn, I got some stamina I'm owning."}, {"start": 6701.700000000001, "end": 6707.660000000001, "text": " Posters look normal, triple door, no middle door knob, bullshit, lights are fine, he's"}, {"start": 6707.660000000001, "end": 6709.34, "text": " not following me."}, {"start": 6709.34, "end": 6712.34, "text": " No anomaly, or was."}, {"start": 6712.34, "end": 6714.34, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 6714.34, "end": 6723.34, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6723.34, "end": 6752.34, "text": " No anomaly. I don't see it. Nice. Okay, I bet there's going to be an anomaly here."}, {"start": 6752.34, "end": 6777.34, "text": " Let me take my time. Three doors, two vents. There are lots of pictures, and they seem..."}, {"start": 6777.34, "end": 6779.34, "text": " Okay, that was an anomaly."}, {"start": 6781.42, "end": 6785.02, "text": " Triple door, double vent, pictures seem fine."}, {"start": 6795.34, "end": 6796.34, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6799.900000000001, "end": 6801.900000000001, "text": " Can you turn off motion blur? No."}, {"start": 6802.900000000001, "end": 6804.400000000001, "text": " I think it's fine."}, {"start": 6804.400000000001, "end": 6808.920000000001, "text": " Please don't reset me."}, {"start": 6808.920000000001, "end": 6809.920000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6809.920000000001, "end": 6817.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, I'm on four."}, {"start": 6817.4800000000005, "end": 6820.76, "text": " Pictures seem okay."}, {"start": 6820.76, "end": 6824.280000000001, "text": " Triple door, double vent."}, {"start": 6824.280000000001, "end": 6826.76, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 6826.76, "end": 6832.000000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 6832.000000000001, "end": 6833.160000000001, "text": " No anomaly again?"}, {"start": 6833.16, "end": 6846.84, "text": " Let me check the exit 8."}, {"start": 6846.84, "end": 6850.84, "text": " Seems okay."}, {"start": 6850.84, "end": 6854.0, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 6854.0, "end": 6856.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6856.36, "end": 6861.04, "text": " At 5."}, {"start": 6861.04, "end": 6879.44, "text": " vent, triple door, normal enough pictures, normal ass dude, there's no way there's no"}, {"start": 6879.4400000000005, "end": 6899.88, "text": " anomaly there's something here I don't know what"}, {"start": 6899.88, "end": 6907.4400000000005, "text": " no anomaly I don't know I don't I see nothing please God"}, {"start": 6907.4400000000005, "end": 6926.4400000000005, "text": " was it? What was it? The ceiling? No phone in his hand? No phone? Oh my god, the guy holds"}, {"start": 6926.4400000000005, "end": 6928.4400000000005, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 6947.64, "end": 6949.64, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 6954.160000000001, "end": 6956.160000000001, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 6956.4400000000005, "end": 6974.400000000001, "text": " Okay, rather obvious TBH."}, {"start": 6974.400000000001, "end": 6991.200000000001, "text": " stairs are not supposed to be there. Triple door, double vent, does he have his phone?"}, {"start": 6991.200000000001, "end": 6998.920000000001, "text": " He do. Eyes aren't following me. The lights seem okay, concourse. Make sure you got that"}, {"start": 6998.92, "end": 7006.28, "text": " phone okay all right all right all right I think there's nothing nice there was"}, {"start": 7006.28, "end": 7009.32, "text": " nothing back to four"}, {"start": 7014.28, "end": 7023.68, "text": " okay double triple door double vent got his phone got his briefcase you guys are"}, {"start": 7023.68, "end": 7024.68, "text": " You're not following me?"}, {"start": 7024.68, "end": 7025.68, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 7025.68, "end": 7048.68, "text": " Dude, what the fuck was it?"}, {"start": 7048.68, "end": 7063.68, "text": " The posters grow? One yellow tile? Wrong phone brand? It wasn't an iPhone. Of course."}, {"start": 7063.68, "end": 7072.400000000001, "text": " What brand is that huh with clone you wear sniff that motherfucker"}, {"start": 7072.400000000001, "end": 7081.400000000001, "text": " 8. Nah, there's nothing here. There's nothing here."}, {"start": 7081.400000000001, "end": 7092.400000000001, "text": " Okay, same one as nothing."}, {"start": 7092.400000000001, "end": 7099.400000000001, "text": " That hall, there's a fucker down there. No thank you."}, {"start": 7099.400000000001, "end": 7101.400000000001, "text": " T-man"}, {"start": 7101.400000000001, "end": 7131.06, "text": " I don't see nothing."}, {"start": 7131.06, "end": 7137.46, "text": " I don't see nothing."}, {"start": 7137.46, "end": 7141.360000000001, "text": " There was nothing."}, {"start": 7141.360000000001, "end": 7142.64, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 7142.64, "end": 7145.54, "text": " Floor 3."}, {"start": 7145.54, "end": 7150.700000000001, "text": " Insane Prague."}, {"start": 7150.700000000001, "end": 7154.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, we got posters. The lights seem okay. Exit 8."}, {"start": 7154.9400000000005, "end": 7157.46, "text": " Concourse."}, {"start": 7157.46, "end": 7159.54, "text": " Dude, see..."}, {"start": 7159.54, "end": 7161.78, "text": " He has a phone."}, {"start": 7161.78, "end": 7163.58, "text": " Does."}, {"start": 7163.58, "end": 7164.98, "text": " Triple door, double vent."}, {"start": 7167.7, "end": 7169.18, "text": " I'm not seeing any anomalies."}, {"start": 7183.1, "end": 7183.78, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 7187.3, "end": 7188.18, "text": " The door knob?"}, {"start": 7188.18, "end": 7188.86, "text": " Bullshit."}, {"start": 7188.860000000001, "end": 7190.3, "text": " I checked the knobs."}, {"start": 7190.3, "end": 7191.3, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 7191.3, "end": 7195.1, "text": " You can go back and check?"}, {"start": 7195.1, "end": 7198.820000000001, "text": " Oh hey, floor one, apparently it was an anomaly."}, {"start": 7198.820000000001, "end": 7199.820000000001, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 7199.820000000001, "end": 7211.820000000001, "text": " No, I cannot go back and check."}, {"start": 7211.82, "end": 7237.82, "text": " Three cameras. Okay, I'm gonna start paying attention to the cameras, I guess. Wait. No, there's three doors still."}, {"start": 7237.82, "end": 7239.82, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 7239.82, "end": 7241.82, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna assume there was no anomaly?"}, {"start": 7241.82, "end": 7243.82, "text": " I was correct."}, {"start": 7243.82, "end": 7245.82, "text": " Lovely."}, {"start": 7249.82, "end": 7251.82, "text": " Triple camera."}, {"start": 7251.82, "end": 7253.82, "text": " Double vent. Triple door."}, {"start": 7253.82, "end": 7255.82, "text": " We've got lights. Exit 8."}, {"start": 7255.82, "end": 7257.82, "text": " Concourse."}, {"start": 7257.82, "end": 7259.82, "text": " Pictures."}, {"start": 7259.82, "end": 7261.82, "text": " All seem fine."}, {"start": 7261.82, "end": 7263.82, "text": " iPhone. Briefcase."}, {"start": 7263.82, "end": 7265.82, "text": " No socks. Ugly shoes."}, {"start": 7265.82, "end": 7281.299999999999, "text": " building. Triple door knob. Is he smiling? Look at the chat. Fucking right. Didn't know"}, {"start": 7281.299999999999, "end": 7288.54, "text": " that could happen. Y'all help me. Stay mad. Don't be telling me things or I'm gonna look"}, {"start": 7288.54, "end": 7317.62, "text": " at it. Double vent, triple door, scanning. Clear. I think we're good. We were in fact"}, {"start": 7317.62, "end": 7346.86, "text": " good okay so what happens now"}, {"start": 7346.860000000001, "end": 7369.34, "text": " Does he still end up in the same spot? I have no idea. Okay, Gornobbs are fine, everything"}, {"start": 7369.34, "end": 7385.02, "text": " here's fine. Poster 4. This? What is this? Where's Waldo? There you say there's too"}, {"start": 7385.02, "end": 7398.14, "text": " many posters. Bullshit. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. You might be right. I'm gonna guess that"}, {"start": 7398.14, "end": 7409.26, "text": " you're right let's see if you are you frustratingly are no you weren't right"}, {"start": 7409.26, "end": 7415.34, "text": " that's the correct but what was what was the anomaly then what the fuck was it"}, {"start": 7415.34, "end": 7424.22, "text": " his ass was bigger could have been"}, {"start": 7433.14, "end": 7442.54, "text": " I don't know what anomalies going on here I see fucking nothing"}, {"start": 7445.34, "end": 7455.34, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 7455.34, "end": 7467.74, "text": " Dude, what?"}, {"start": 7467.74, "end": 7468.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7468.74, "end": 7470.9800000000005, "text": " I'm actually struggling so hard."}, {"start": 7470.9800000000005, "end": 7473.7, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven."}, {"start": 7473.7, "end": 7481.44, "text": " two three it's fucking fine concourse I mean there's no anomaly on level one"}, {"start": 7481.44, "end": 7490.139999999999, "text": " there's no way there's no way okay okay one two three four five six seven three"}, {"start": 7490.139999999999, "end": 7495.78, "text": " two of those three cameras we got this guy"}, {"start": 7495.78, "end": 7502.78, "text": " He seems rather tall, does he not?"}, {"start": 7502.78, "end": 7507.78, "text": " He's looking up."}, {"start": 7507.78, "end": 7521.78, "text": " I was like, I was hitting my control button, like am I crouching right now?"}, {"start": 7521.78, "end": 7522.28, "text": " That's the..."}, {"start": 7529.94, "end": 7530.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7536.9, "end": 7537.7, "text": " Simple enough."}, {"start": 7548.94, "end": 7549.82, "text": " Hard pass."}, {"start": 7551.78, "end": 7563.3, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pictures seem relatively normal."}, {"start": 7563.3, "end": 7568.42, "text": " Door door door vent vent camera camera camera"}, {"start": 7571.46, "end": 7573.46, "text": " Doing nothing weird"}, {"start": 7582.14, "end": 7584.14, "text": " Okay, no anomaly I was right"}, {"start": 7593.3, "end": 7611.860000000001, "text": " What I can die"}, {"start": 7623.3, "end": 7633.88, "text": " Great. No anomaly, fuck it, send it. Nice! Alright, I speed ran to floor 2. Now I gotta"}, {"start": 7633.88, "end": 7649.8, "text": " pay attention, there's probably an anomaly here. Camera, camera, freak, walking, no socks."}, {"start": 7649.8, "end": 7668.320000000001, "text": " I see nothing, but there has to be an anomaly."}, {"start": 7668.320000000001, "end": 7671.08, "text": " I've had two non-anomalies back to back."}, {"start": 7671.08, "end": 7677.8, "text": " There's no way it would give me a three-banger."}, {"start": 7677.8, "end": 7686.6, "text": " the tiles die I'm gonna leave no anomaly triple okay now there's an"}, {"start": 7686.6, "end": 7693.72, "text": " anomaly there's no way I have four non-anomalies in a row"}, {"start": 7701.4400000000005, "end": 7704.96, "text": " there's no way"}, {"start": 7707.8, "end": 7723.24, "text": " Dude, there's no way!"}, {"start": 7723.24, "end": 7737.12, "text": " Poster, poster, everyone saying poster."}, {"start": 7737.12, "end": 7745.0, "text": " right. I didn't think they would change just a little detail of one poster, but it looks"}, {"start": 7745.0, "end": 7750.0, "text": " like they do."}, {"start": 7750.0, "end": 7765.58, "text": " Okay, all these seem normal."}, {"start": 7765.58, "end": 7770.02, "text": " He seems normal."}, {"start": 7770.02, "end": 7772.18, "text": " Triple door."}, {"start": 7772.18, "end": 7775.46, "text": " Normal."}, {"start": 7775.46, "end": 7776.46, "text": " Ceilings normal."}, {"start": 7776.46, "end": 7778.3, "text": " I think I'm good."}, {"start": 7778.3, "end": 7781.2, "text": " I was I think I've got it now"}, {"start": 7786.1, "end": 7789.7, "text": " Now that I won't get you know swindled by these posters as much"}, {"start": 7799.860000000001, "end": 7805.08, "text": " Got his phone he's balding double vent triple door seven posters"}, {"start": 7808.3, "end": 7836.3, "text": " Yeah, I see nothing."}, {"start": 7836.3, "end": 7843.3, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 7843.3, "end": 7847.3, "text": " He had a buttplug growing, growing?"}, {"start": 7847.3, "end": 7865.3, "text": " Okay, well I'm at zero, so I'm just going to fucking W key if I get it wrong, who cares?"}, {"start": 7865.3, "end": 7874.820000000001, "text": " Jesus Christ. Give me another easy one. We love those. Yep."}, {"start": 7895.3, "end": 7919.06, "text": " I don't see it."}, {"start": 7919.06, "end": 7944.06, "text": " Now I got me stressed about these posters now."}, {"start": 7944.06, "end": 7946.06, "text": " See nothing? Wait."}, {"start": 7974.06, "end": 7981.06, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 7988.5, "end": 7991.5, "text": " Are they done growing?"}, {"start": 7991.5, "end": 7996.660000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7996.660000000001, "end": 8003.660000000001, "text": " Excuse me, five."}, {"start": 8004.06, "end": 8006.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8018.22, "end": 8020.22, "text": " Ball shouldn't be doing that"}, {"start": 8034.06, "end": 8047.26, "text": " Okay, final floor?"}, {"start": 8047.26, "end": 8061.740000000001, "text": " Alright, what do we got, what do we got, make it easy, please."}, {"start": 8061.74, "end": 8072.74, "text": " No way. Please don't be one of those complicated ones, no fucking way."}, {"start": 8072.74, "end": 8085.74, "text": " They're not growing."}, {"start": 8085.74, "end": 8087.74, "text": " Yeah, eyes aren't following me."}, {"start": 8089.74, "end": 8091.74, "text": " Y'all seem to be the right bullshit."}, {"start": 8093.74, "end": 8094.74, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 8094.74, "end": 8095.74, "text": " Vents."}, {"start": 8095.74, "end": 8096.74, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 8096.74, "end": 8097.74, "text": " Doors."}, {"start": 8097.74, "end": 8098.74, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 8098.74, "end": 8099.74, "text": " Cameras."}, {"start": 8101.74, "end": 8103.74, "text": " I think there's no anomaly here."}, {"start": 8103.74, "end": 8121.86, "text": " I didn't see the guy with his phone very well, but I didn't see anything going on."}, {"start": 8121.86, "end": 8123.86, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8123.86, "end": 8125.42, "text": " Exit 8, baby."}, {"start": 8125.42, "end": 8126.42, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 8126.42, "end": 8127.42, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8127.42, "end": 8129.42, "text": " Is it another level?"}, {"start": 8135.06, "end": 8137.06, "text": " Shit. Okay."}, {"start": 8146.38, "end": 8148.38, "text": " He's got a phone. He's fine."}, {"start": 8157.42, "end": 8160.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, right amount of pictures, they all seem okay, right?"}, {"start": 8161.5, "end": 8163.5, "text": " Triple door, double vent, triple camera."}, {"start": 8165.34, "end": 8168.14, "text": " The lights maybe? No?"}, {"start": 8169.1, "end": 8170.38, "text": " Lights seem okay."}, {"start": 8172.7, "end": 8173.82, "text": " That seems fine."}, {"start": 8175.26, "end": 8176.22, "text": " I don't think there's shit."}, {"start": 8179.66, "end": 8181.42, "text": " His credit score is lower."}, {"start": 8183.74, "end": 8185.82, "text": " I see it. I don't think you see it."}, {"start": 8187.42, "end": 8197.42, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 8197.42, "end": 8203.42, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 8203.42, "end": 8215.26, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 8215.26, "end": 8216.54, "text": " Beat the fuck out of it."}, {"start": 8216.54, "end": 8225.5, "text": " First, we got a game called, oh no."}, {"start": 8225.5, "end": 8228.1, "text": " Welcome to the game three."}, {"start": 8228.1, "end": 8241.02, "text": " Oh, it looks like it's just a demo."}, {"start": 8241.02, "end": 8245.140000000001, "text": " Okay, I think I just wait then, so I'll actually play that."}, {"start": 8245.14, "end": 8255.14, "text": " Thomas the shank engine."}, {"start": 8255.14, "end": 8257.14, "text": " Dogs are losing their shit."}, {"start": 8275.46, "end": 8277.46, "text": " Don't question the title."}, {"start": 8285.14, "end": 8292.14, "text": " Jesus fuck. Looks like I fell asleep waiting for the train."}, {"start": 8315.14, "end": 8322.14, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 8322.14, "end": 8329.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8329.14, "end": 8336.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8336.14, "end": 8338.14, "text": " What"}, {"start": 8361.22, "end": 8363.859999999999, "text": " What am I doing I'm so confused what is my goal here"}, {"start": 8366.14, "end": 8388.14, "text": " Pull the lever."}, {"start": 8388.14, "end": 8394.14, "text": " It's gonna be my passport, it's gonna be a thing, I'm gonna power up the other side."}, {"start": 8397.14, "end": 8398.14, "text": " Is this a lever?"}, {"start": 8412.64, "end": 8416.14, "text": " I don't know if I can access the case in front of the gate. I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 8418.14, "end": 8424.14, "text": " Oh, maybe this is it. Okay, well, it's labeled. Awesome."}, {"start": 8433.14, "end": 8436.14, "text": " I mean, if you don't want to get fucking- I'm gonna have a seizure."}, {"start": 8446.14, "end": 8447.14, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 8448.14, "end": 8463.14, "text": " Okay, so there's a dead end behind me. I have to walk towards it."}, {"start": 8463.14, "end": 8473.14, "text": " I see, I got a lock diagonal too."}, {"start": 8473.14, "end": 8475.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8503.14, "end": 8529.619999999999, "text": " I love you, and I miss you."}, {"start": 8529.62, "end": 8536.62, "text": " Let's E-Enter code."}, {"start": 8536.62, "end": 8559.6, "text": " Okay, I gotta find this code somewhere then."}, {"start": 8559.6, "end": 8563.6, "text": " This is so annoying. I have to walk diagonal too for that extra movement."}, {"start": 8578.6, "end": 8580.6, "text": " Where the fuck's the code at?"}, {"start": 8586.6, "end": 8587.6, "text": " Dodged."}, {"start": 8589.6, "end": 8591.84, "text": " Wait, there is a green light and a blue light."}, {"start": 8596.24, "end": 8597.52, "text": " Fucking cheese!"}, {"start": 8598.08, "end": 8600.48, "text": " Okay, I saw a green light. I gotta go to the green. I'm done."}, {"start": 8616.800000000001, "end": 8618.24, "text": " 3373."}, {"start": 8619.6, "end": 8621.6, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 8621.6, "end": 8623.6, "text": " 3, 3, 7, 3."}, {"start": 8649.6, "end": 8677.16, "text": " I can't crouch. I'm trying to hit the set. Okay. Okay, I had to enter it in backwards."}, {"start": 8677.16, "end": 8679.16, "text": " Door open"}, {"start": 8683.4, "end": 8685.56, "text": " Holy fuck that was close where am I going?"}, {"start": 8695.84, "end": 8698.3, "text": " Okay, maybe down in this row there's a door"}, {"start": 8707.16, "end": 8721.16, "text": " God. Where the fuck's the door?"}, {"start": 8721.16, "end": 8737.0, "text": " Oh my God, that was OP. Where do I go?"}, {"start": 8737.0, "end": 8744.0, "text": " I can't move, I'm dead."}, {"start": 8767.0, "end": 8769.0, "text": " I don't know how I didn't die there."}, {"start": 8770.0, "end": 8771.0, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 8797.0, "end": 8809.4, "text": " This game is ass, is it?"}, {"start": 8809.4, "end": 8815.4, "text": " Do you think so?"}, {"start": 8815.4, "end": 8821.72, "text": " I don't even see the security do- oh wait."}, {"start": 8821.72, "end": 8823.72, "text": " There it is. The blue light."}, {"start": 8832.34, "end": 8834.34, "text": " I mean, let me try 3373 again."}, {"start": 8840.8, "end": 8842.8, "text": " So it's different now."}, {"start": 8851.72, "end": 8875.72, "text": " What the fuck's the green?"}, {"start": 8875.72, "end": 8898.4, "text": " I think what happened is I had a really good seed on my first attempt where I had the blue"}, {"start": 8898.4, "end": 8905.08, "text": " basically the door code and the keypad were both next to each other just through sheer"}, {"start": 8905.08, "end": 8912.08, "text": " good RNG. And now on this one, I'm fucked."}, {"start": 8918.24, "end": 8925.24, "text": " See here's the blue again. I need the green though."}, {"start": 8925.24, "end": 8935.24, "text": " There it is. Yeah, it's way the fuck over here."}, {"start": 8935.24, "end": 8950.48, "text": " Okay, it's 7-5-4-8 now 7-5-4 fucking 8"}, {"start": 8965.24, "end": 8984.48, "text": " seven five four eight i don't think let me try counting seven five see it goes"}, {"start": 8984.48, "end": 8997.92, "text": " backwards seven five four eight so eight four five seven eight four five seven eight four"}, {"start": 9014.48, "end": 9041.08, "text": " Door open. Okay. So now the door is open, but I don't know where the open door is."}, {"start": 9041.08, "end": 9043.08, "text": " Maybe it's back at the beginning?"}, {"start": 9071.08, "end": 9081.08, "text": " Okay, I'm at the beginning again."}, {"start": 9081.08, "end": 9087.08, "text": " I don't like being here."}, {"start": 9087.08, "end": 9092.08, "text": " Oh, hold on, door randomly."}, {"start": 9092.08, "end": 9095.08, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9095.08, "end": 9099.32, "text": " Hey Jesus fuck"}, {"start": 9125.08, "end": 9148.48, "text": " So I think I just have to like somehow dodge this freak"}, {"start": 9148.48, "end": 9163.92, "text": " It's an invisible wall right now, I can't go yet."}, {"start": 9163.92, "end": 9170.119999999999, "text": " Still can't."}, {"start": 9170.119999999999, "end": 9171.119999999999, "text": " Still can't go."}, {"start": 9171.12, "end": 9174.12, "text": " Now I can."}, {"start": 9178.12, "end": 9181.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9201.12, "end": 9209.560000000001, "text": " I can't keep track of this guy with fucking two pixels on my screen"}, {"start": 9231.12, "end": 9251.7, "text": " I think he's got a very static attack pattern."}, {"start": 9251.7, "end": 9254.12, "text": " I think it's the same every time."}, {"start": 9254.12, "end": 9259.12, "text": " So I might be able to just cheese by W King past the first pattern and just get to the"}, {"start": 9259.12, "end": 9260.12, "text": " end."}, {"start": 9260.12, "end": 9262.12, "text": " I gotta watch this again."}, {"start": 9280.12, "end": 9282.12, "text": " Okay, so first he goes down the middle."}, {"start": 9290.12, "end": 9295.12, "text": " Okay, then he hooks to the right side."}, {"start": 9295.12, "end": 9298.12, "text": " Or to the left of me."}, {"start": 9298.12, "end": 9300.12, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9310.12, "end": 9313.12, "text": " Shit, I'm in the next part now."}, {"start": 9313.12, "end": 9338.12, "text": " I'm just gonna duck, I'm just ducking. I don't know. I'm right there. Train whistle."}, {"start": 9338.12, "end": 9340.12, "text": " That was it"}, {"start": 9341.36, "end": 9343.36, "text": " Miserable experience"}, {"start": 9347.2, "end": 9351.460000000001, "text": " All right out fishing is a game called out fishing"}, {"start": 9351.460000000001, "end": 9370.02, "text": " Oh my God, my orgies are killing me."}, {"start": 9370.02, "end": 9373.060000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9373.060000000001, "end": 9374.26, "text": " It is once again a demo."}, {"start": 9381.460000000001, "end": 9386.52, "text": " Welcome to the game three demo is different from the full release. It is a standalone experience. Oh"}, {"start": 9388.640000000001, "end": 9390.640000000001, "text": " And maybe I'll play it"}, {"start": 9392.2, "end": 9395.6, "text": " But I'm playing outfishing which is also a demo by the way"}, {"start": 9397.000000000002, "end": 9400.240000000002, "text": " Good job, so do you play the game you'll never play again. It's true"}, {"start": 9403.2, "end": 9405.12, "text": " Never ever"}, {"start": 9405.12, "end": 9406.6, "text": " unless"}, {"start": 9406.6, "end": 9414.960000000001, "text": " I do like a fucking steam roulette where I roulette a random game on my steam profile and play it no matter what it is"}, {"start": 9417.2, "end": 9419.2, "text": " Maybe they'll get booted up again one day"}, {"start": 9436.6, "end": 9443.6, "text": " No one can."}, {"start": 9443.6, "end": 9449.6, "text": " Your time is near death."}, {"start": 9449.6, "end": 9454.6, "text": " Unchanged."}, {"start": 9454.6, "end": 9456.6, "text": " Your time is near death."}, {"start": 9456.6, "end": 9461.6, "text": " Unchanged."}, {"start": 9461.6, "end": 9483.12, "text": " That's how it all started. After years in this place, I was being kicked out."}, {"start": 9483.12, "end": 9485.12, "text": " Someone said that this game is fully released."}, {"start": 9494.12, "end": 9496.12, "text": " Nah, it says coming soon."}, {"start": 9496.12, "end": 9497.12, "text": " Not out."}, {"start": 9497.12, "end": 9499.12, "text": " I worked slip through my fingers..."}, {"start": 9499.12, "end": 9500.12, "text": " and..."}, {"start": 9500.12, "end": 9502.12, "text": " so did the rent."}, {"start": 9505.12, "end": 9507.12, "text": " Okay, we're looking around."}, {"start": 9507.12, "end": 9509.12, "text": " I couldn't focus during the day."}, {"start": 9509.12, "end": 9512.12, "text": " Kept waking up in cold sweats at night."}, {"start": 9513.12, "end": 9542.76, "text": " I didn't know where else to go, so I just drove."}, {"start": 9542.76, "end": 9544.76, "text": " last stop"}, {"start": 9548.16, "end": 9550.16, "text": " Copy in the rain with no lid"}, {"start": 9552.16, "end": 9554.16, "text": " middle of nowhere"}, {"start": 9554.16, "end": 9556.16, "text": " no one will bother me out here"}, {"start": 9568.56, "end": 9570.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9570.56, "end": 9573.56, "text": " Well, I guess I'm more tired than I thought."}, {"start": 9574.56, "end": 9575.56, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 9585.56, "end": 9587.56, "text": " Better stop the road for now."}, {"start": 9587.56, "end": 9590.56, "text": " Let's see if this place is really abandoned."}, {"start": 9590.56, "end": 9601.96, "text": " I guess no one's been here for years, even the lock's rotting away."}, {"start": 9601.96, "end": 9605.4, "text": " If I throw something at it, it should snap."}, {"start": 9605.4, "end": 9606.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9606.4, "end": 9609.0, "text": " Uh, can I grab a rock?"}, {"start": 9609.0, "end": 9612.92, "text": " Yeah, I'm right I can."}, {"start": 9612.92, "end": 9617.24, "text": " Damn, I got a good one."}, {"start": 9617.24, "end": 9618.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9618.24, "end": 9623.24, "text": " I'm almost like I remember, but quieter."}, {"start": 9623.24, "end": 9630.24, "text": " I used to come here as a kid, but for the sake of the place offer undisclosed reasons."}, {"start": 9630.24, "end": 9632.24, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 9632.24, "end": 9637.24, "text": " I've just heard a fish, and I stay afraid off for a while."}, {"start": 9637.24, "end": 9640.24, "text": " I thought the old cabin still stayed there."}, {"start": 9640.24, "end": 9644.24, "text": " I could use a place to crash."}, {"start": 9644.24, "end": 9648.24, "text": " Home sweet home. I guess."}, {"start": 9648.24, "end": 9649.24, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 9666.24, "end": 9668.24, "text": " It's a good day to make some cash."}, {"start": 9668.24, "end": 9678.06, "text": " All right, I need to find my journal and my fishing rod first journal and fishing rod"}, {"start": 9678.06, "end": 9681.38, "text": " Well, that's my hands and the journal"}, {"start": 9681.38, "end": 9691.88, "text": " There it is, all right, let's see if these fish are worth something your journal tracks"}, {"start": 9691.88, "end": 9695.72, "text": " your current objectives and records of your collect okay open journal J"}, {"start": 9695.72, "end": 9702.72, "text": " Catch your first fish, sell a fish, turn some cash, and buy something in the old vending machine."}, {"start": 9702.72, "end": 9704.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9704.72, "end": 9707.72, "text": " Well, let's go."}, {"start": 9707.72, "end": 9713.72, "text": " This is good to get this fat one around."}, {"start": 9713.72, "end": 9718.72, "text": " Different areas of the lake host different species, each with their own rarity and attributes."}, {"start": 9718.72, "end": 9722.72, "text": " Explore the shoreline and deeper waters to discover new catches."}, {"start": 9722.72, "end": 9728.72, "text": " new catches. Fish populations shift at night, and some species only appear under specific conditions."}, {"start": 9731.72, "end": 9735.72, "text": " What the hell was that cast? Hold on, no, no, no. What was that?"}, {"start": 9736.72, "end": 9738.72, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 9738.72, "end": 9753.96, "text": " Okay, line tension is really, fish deferring strength and tougher sticks are quite enough"}, {"start": 9753.96, "end": 9756.96, "text": " to raise your gear."}, {"start": 9756.96, "end": 9763.96, "text": " Okay, I got a carp."}, {"start": 9763.960000000001, "end": 9771.44, "text": " Okay, I got a carp."}, {"start": 9771.44, "end": 9776.44, "text": " Sell fish and they pick up, they're not even the size and rare."}, {"start": 9776.44, "end": 9782.640000000001, "text": " That's one dollar."}, {"start": 9782.640000000001, "end": 9790.28, "text": " Use a vending machine to buy up and upgrade gear."}, {"start": 9790.28, "end": 9797.28, "text": " a shovel used to dig up bait and sometimes other things."}, {"start": 9806.880000000001, "end": 9811.880000000001, "text": " The re-inventory is how to get to the baits actually, Casper here, fishing on for casting."}, {"start": 9811.880000000001, "end": 9818.880000000001, "text": " Hold on, let me get a couple more here."}, {"start": 9820.28, "end": 9827.28, "text": " Okay, how do I open inventory?"}, {"start": 9827.28, "end": 9830.28, "text": " E. Bates."}, {"start": 9830.28, "end": 9840.28, "text": " Okay, we're throwing this worm on."}, {"start": 9840.28, "end": 9867.560000000001, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 9867.56, "end": 9868.56, "text": " Turn the game down."}, {"start": 9868.56, "end": 9869.56, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 9869.56, "end": 9876.56, "text": " Okay, right on top of the fish."}, {"start": 9876.56, "end": 9877.56, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 9877.56, "end": 9879.56, "text": " I think I taunted."}, {"start": 9879.56, "end": 9905.56, "text": " What exactly should I be reeling, I don't know."}, {"start": 9905.56, "end": 9919.24, "text": " I'm just looking at the color, okay, a white fish."}, {"start": 9919.24, "end": 9921.939999999999, "text": " Plus six dollars, by the way."}, {"start": 9921.939999999999, "end": 9927.619999999999, "text": " Bending machine, line strength, casting distance, real power."}, {"start": 9927.62, "end": 9934.62, "text": " Let's get line strength."}, {"start": 9934.62, "end": 9940.62, "text": " Got a big tot here."}, {"start": 9940.62, "end": 9947.62, "text": " Did I have any bait on there?"}, {"start": 9947.62, "end": 9954.62, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 9954.62, "end": 9979.300000000001, "text": " Okay, a trout. This is a strong motherfucker. $5.00. Final offer. Nice, I was right. Okay,"}, {"start": 9979.300000000001, "end": 9982.300000000001, "text": " Let's get real power, and then we'll get casting distance."}, {"start": 9986.800000000001, "end": 9988.800000000001, "text": " Okay, hold on, let me taunt this fish."}, {"start": 9992.800000000001, "end": 9994.800000000001, "text": " I think I taunted it."}, {"start": 10000.800000000001, "end": 10002.800000000001, "text": " Taunting, bang."}, {"start": 10009.300000000001, "end": 10030.140000000001, "text": " They have six bucks, right, casting distance, bye."}, {"start": 10030.140000000001, "end": 10034.580000000002, "text": " I can buy snacks coming soon, bait coming soon, construction."}, {"start": 10034.58, "end": 10051.38, "text": " All right, well, let's go over here."}, {"start": 10051.38, "end": 10052.38, "text": " Instantly got him."}, {"start": 10052.38, "end": 10053.38, "text": " What is that sound?"}, {"start": 10053.380000000001, "end": 10070.380000000001, "text": " What is that sound, why am I hearing that creaking?"}, {"start": 10070.380000000001, "end": 10087.740000000002, "text": " It's a fucking basic trout!"}, {"start": 10087.740000000002, "end": 10089.740000000002, "text": " Bigger though, I guess."}, {"start": 10089.740000000002, "end": 10093.380000000001, "text": " I got 12 dollars."}, {"start": 10093.380000000001, "end": 10097.380000000001, "text": " Uh, honestly, line strength."}, {"start": 10097.380000000001, "end": 10105.380000000001, "text": " It's feeling like this shit's about to break all the time."}, {"start": 10105.380000000001, "end": 10113.980000000001, "text": " There's a guy of asthma."}, {"start": 10113.980000000001, "end": 10115.980000000001, "text": " I guess so."}, {"start": 10115.980000000001, "end": 10122.980000000001, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 10122.98, "end": 10144.06, "text": " new best catch 41 over a kilogram wow"}, {"start": 10144.06, "end": 10145.06, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10148.9, "end": 10149.9, "text": " Nine dollars."}, {"start": 10152.38, "end": 10153.779999999999, "text": " I'm just gonna get real speed."}, {"start": 10153.779999999999, "end": 10155.5, "text": " I don't care about going farther yet."}, {"start": 10165.14, "end": 10166.98, "text": " I'm just going for, ah, maybe I'll go over here."}, {"start": 10166.98, "end": 10167.98, "text": " Let's try this area."}, {"start": 10168.98, "end": 10170.539999999999, "text": " We got some bubbles here and stuff."}, {"start": 10174.06, "end": 10196.14, "text": " I don't think I'm reaching it."}, {"start": 10196.14, "end": 10199.58, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 10199.58, "end": 10205.9, "text": " And this fish is getting fucking owned."}, {"start": 10205.9, "end": 10206.9, "text": " New fish captured."}, {"start": 10206.9, "end": 10211.9, "text": " A yellow perch, 0.2 kilograms."}, {"start": 10211.9, "end": 10214.9, "text": " Not that heavy."}, {"start": 10214.9, "end": 10221.9, "text": " $3 Yikes!"}, {"start": 10244.9, "end": 10257.82, "text": " 0.8, whitefish, okay. Is there any way I can like put these in my inventory and sell them"}, {"start": 10257.82, "end": 10263.02, "text": " all in like, bunches? It's not."}, {"start": 10263.02, "end": 10270.380000000001, "text": " Alright, I'm level two across the board."}, {"start": 10270.380000000001, "end": 10273.86, "text": " It's also, I think, turning night time, so..."}, {"start": 10273.86, "end": 10278.78, "text": " Not a bait."}, {"start": 10278.78, "end": 10297.18, "text": " What the fuck a glow worm?"}, {"start": 10297.18, "end": 10301.480000000001, "text": " When the siren sounds night has begun, danger stirs, but new catches and discoveries also"}, {"start": 10301.480000000001, "end": 10302.66, "text": " await on the lake."}, {"start": 10302.66, "end": 10307.5, "text": " You can only sleep once, true darkness falls, but beware, the deeper the night grows, the"}, {"start": 10307.5, "end": 10309.82, "text": " The more oppressive the danger becomes, what?"}, {"start": 10312.3, "end": 10313.1, "text": " I missed one."}, {"start": 10337.5, "end": 10339.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10339.5, "end": 10341.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10348.3, "end": 10350.3, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 10350.300000000001, "end": 10372.300000000001, "text": " 6.2 kilograms."}, {"start": 10372.300000000001, "end": 10389.300000000001, "text": " 6 dollars? You're fucking with me."}, {"start": 10389.300000000001, "end": 10405.04, "text": " let's try a glow worm"}, {"start": 10405.04, "end": 10412.04, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 10412.04, "end": 10429.04, "text": " What is it talking about, Beast- like, what's happening here?"}, {"start": 10429.04, "end": 10434.26, "text": " sleep but there's nothing going on like what is it talking about beast like"}, {"start": 10434.26, "end": 10437.12, "text": " what's happening here"}, {"start": 10444.720000000001, "end": 10448.400000000001, "text": " five dollars"}, {"start": 10448.4, "end": 10465.4, "text": " You don't smell that? No, I don't smell it. It's weird. What if I go in the water?"}, {"start": 10465.4, "end": 10467.4, "text": " Come on, Ami."}, {"start": 10489.9, "end": 10491.4, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 10525.4, "end": 10531.8, "text": " Okay, I don't see nothing, but it looks like a blood moon in the top left."}, {"start": 10534.359999999999, "end": 10535.64, "text": " $30 minimum."}, {"start": 10538.119999999999, "end": 10539.24, "text": " Three?"}, {"start": 10555.4, "end": 10559.92, "text": " Why does it feel like my screen is getting more..."}, {"start": 10559.92, "end": 10560.92, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10560.92, "end": 10566.84, "text": " Okay, a random picture on my screen of a scary woman."}, {"start": 10566.84, "end": 10568.84, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10568.84, "end": 10574.32, "text": " Go to bed."}, {"start": 10574.32, "end": 10576.32, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 10576.32, "end": 10583.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10583.32, "end": 10589.32, "text": " Go to bed. Why?"}, {"start": 10589.32, "end": 10595.32, "text": " Two dollars? Ugh, fine."}, {"start": 10595.32, "end": 10604.32, "text": " What is that picture doing here? I remember now."}, {"start": 10604.32, "end": 10606.32, "text": " It's too late. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10606.32, "end": 10609.32, "text": " You should probably call his parents now."}, {"start": 10609.32, "end": 10610.32, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 10612.32, "end": 10614.32, "text": " Hey kid, are you alright?"}, {"start": 10616.32, "end": 10618.32, "text": " You two were in the same camp, right?"}, {"start": 10619.32, "end": 10620.32, "text": " Did you see what happened?"}, {"start": 10634.32, "end": 10646.32, "text": " That's how it was died."}, {"start": 10646.32, "end": 10647.32, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10647.32, "end": 10661.32, "text": " Why does it feel like there's something behind me?"}, {"start": 10661.32, "end": 10662.32, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 10662.32, "end": 10670.72, "text": " Oh, is it my fishing rod?"}, {"start": 10670.72, "end": 10677.279999999999, "text": " Oh, I thought it was like some girl or something like standing behind me."}, {"start": 10677.279999999999, "end": 10682.119999999999, "text": " I need to find a way to cross the river and reach that factory."}, {"start": 10682.119999999999, "end": 10686.56, "text": " Well, wait a minute."}, {"start": 10686.56, "end": 10691.8, "text": " I've got mail?"}, {"start": 10691.800000000001, "end": 10698.920000000002, "text": " messing with me or help me. It's hard to tell. Buy the cooler in the shop."}, {"start": 10702.76, "end": 10712.44, "text": " Ten dollars. Keeps your catch fresh so you can stay out longer. Oh, okay. Love that. Need four more"}, {"start": 10712.44, "end": 10731.44, "text": " $4."}, {"start": 10731.44, "end": 10750.720000000001, "text": " card 7.6 kg. Okay, and then I can buy this. You can now catch the, or open the"}, {"start": 10750.72, "end": 10753.72, "text": " to store freshly caught fish, so we're just gonna have to be stored inside of it."}, {"start": 10757.16, "end": 10758.439999999999, "text": " Okay, let's see here."}, {"start": 10764.88, "end": 10766.199999999999, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 10774.32, "end": 10776.96, "text": " I just want to test this out. Let's catch the fish and try and put it in."}, {"start": 10777.48, "end": 10778.0, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10780.72, "end": 10806.359999999999, "text": " Okay, so we catch this, open cooler, and that's it."}, {"start": 10806.359999999999, "end": 10807.359999999999, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10807.36, "end": 10816.36, "text": " Fuck, I got some little baby."}, {"start": 10816.36, "end": 10832.480000000001, "text": " I want to try and get level 3 across the board before I go on an adventure."}, {"start": 10832.48, "end": 10843.08, "text": " a big boy it's like it's gonna rain soon oh special rain fish"}, {"start": 10846.6, "end": 10857.939999999999, "text": " jump fish there all right fuck it let's go dump this so I go here empty the"}, {"start": 10857.94, "end": 10872.58, "text": " cooler. Alright, made some money. $18. Get some line strength. Is that a fucking ghost?"}, {"start": 10872.58, "end": 10887.58, "text": " That kid? Do I- Do I know him? Maybe I could fix that old bridge."}, {"start": 10887.58, "end": 10910.64, "text": " the bridge how in the fuck okay these fish are a little stronger out here big"}, {"start": 10910.64, "end": 10920.32, "text": " trout. There is a goliath fish right there. I wonder if like the size is based on how"}, {"start": 10920.32, "end": 10932.439999999999, "text": " they look in the water. Oh, I'm getting the big one. Oh, that's the big one. It's fucking"}, {"start": 10932.44, "end": 10936.26, "text": " Huge I don't know if it like is a visual thing at all"}, {"start": 10948.32, "end": 10950.32, "text": " Oh this guy's crazy"}, {"start": 10955.6, "end": 10957.6, "text": " Okey-dokey it is a Salmon"}, {"start": 10957.6, "end": 10961.28, "text": " I'm just gonna go fucking dump him over here."}, {"start": 10961.28, "end": 10962.6, "text": " I might be upgrading right after."}, {"start": 10962.6, "end": 10963.44, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 10967.2, "end": 10968.5, "text": " $11."}, {"start": 10968.5, "end": 10969.4, "text": " That's a record."}, {"start": 10976.0, "end": 10978.2, "text": " Okay, and then we go here."}, {"start": 10978.2, "end": 10981.16, "text": " Cast Distance, Building Book,"}, {"start": 10981.16, "end": 10983.56, "text": " Build and Repair using the blueprints that you own."}, {"start": 10983.56, "end": 10985.2, "text": " Okay, so I have to buy that."}, {"start": 10987.6, "end": 11005.04, "text": " Top tabs have more stuff in the vending machine."}, {"start": 11005.04, "end": 11013.32, "text": " Alright, no I checked these, it was just a bunch of stuff that...oh you're right, there's"}, {"start": 11013.32, "end": 11023.08, "text": " do things dried fish cost a dollar construction six dollars"}, {"start": 11043.32, "end": 11044.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11044.32, "end": 11055.32, "text": " Man, it only takes up one slot?"}, {"start": 11055.32, "end": 11060.32, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 11060.32, "end": 11073.52, "text": " Six hours to fix a bridge, the economy is fixed."}, {"start": 11073.52, "end": 11075.16, "text": " Well, Legos."}, {"start": 11075.16, "end": 11080.32, "text": " They're not that expensive."}, {"start": 11080.32, "end": 11082.32, "text": " A light fish, okay."}, {"start": 11106.32, "end": 11109.32, "text": " I'm trying to time, but I'm not hitting anything."}, {"start": 11110.32, "end": 11113.02, "text": " I just gotta back it up and go on top of this guy."}, {"start": 11113.02, "end": 11113.96, "text": " Yoo-hoo, hey."}, {"start": 11115.9, "end": 11117.6, "text": " Oh, this guy, this guy, this guy."}, {"start": 11119.84, "end": 11121.3, "text": " Come on, yes."}, {"start": 11124.08, "end": 11127.08, "text": " Damn, that guy just got fucking speed ran, holy shit."}, {"start": 11140.32, "end": 11165.32, "text": " I'm just trying to make big money before I go, you know, spend."}, {"start": 11165.32, "end": 11170.32, "text": " Eat it!"}, {"start": 11170.32, "end": 11174.84, "text": " Oh, we're at night time."}, {"start": 11174.84, "end": 11176.84, "text": " Eat the food!"}, {"start": 11176.84, "end": 11187.84, "text": " Now, now you're getting fucking targeted, bro."}, {"start": 11187.84, "end": 11194.84, "text": " got him"}, {"start": 11201.8, "end": 11208.8, "text": " got him"}, {"start": 11209.64, "end": 11212.64, "text": " run as in really fast"}, {"start": 11212.64, "end": 11217.64, "text": " Big single."}, {"start": 11217.64, "end": 11224.64, "text": " Alright, nighttime's looking okay, we're fine."}, {"start": 11224.64, "end": 11250.359999999999, "text": " the fuck a black car is that new what the fuck little bendy boy let's go turn that"}, {"start": 11250.36, "end": 11252.36, "text": " I'm going to go back to the building."}, {"start": 11280.36, "end": 11292.84, "text": " you fucking kidding me right now I feel like some didn't even make it in like"}, {"start": 11292.84, "end": 11296.2, "text": " they fell out somewhere else"}, {"start": 11296.2, "end": 11303.2, "text": " No, maybe that's it."}, {"start": 11303.2, "end": 11305.2, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11305.2, "end": 11307.2, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11307.2, "end": 11311.2, "text": " Construction, need to buy that."}, {"start": 11311.2, "end": 11314.2, "text": " Tools, building book, buy that."}, {"start": 11314.2, "end": 11316.2, "text": " Twenty-two dollars left."}, {"start": 11316.2, "end": 11325.2, "text": " Let's get more line strength, level four, no problem."}, {"start": 11325.2, "end": 11328.2, "text": " Prepare the bridge section. $2."}, {"start": 11337.2, "end": 11340.2, "text": " Well, that should be the trick. Let's keep going."}, {"start": 11340.2, "end": 11342.2, "text": " One step closer."}, {"start": 11342.2, "end": 11344.2, "text": " So that's how that works, huh?"}, {"start": 11355.2, "end": 11365.12, "text": " I don't know what this fish is, but I'm struggling to bring it in, and I upgraded my line strength"}, {"start": 11365.12, "end": 11366.12, "text": " to level 4."}, {"start": 11366.12, "end": 11370.960000000001, "text": " So I don't know how I'm struggling."}, {"start": 11370.960000000001, "end": 11378.12, "text": " It's gotta be a new fish."}, {"start": 11378.12, "end": 11382.800000000001, "text": " It's fucking not."}, {"start": 11382.800000000001, "end": 11391.6, "text": " Maybe it is a giga car, we'll see."}, {"start": 11391.6, "end": 11392.6, "text": " Four dollars."}, {"start": 11392.6, "end": 11393.6, "text": " I'm going to bed."}, {"start": 11393.6, "end": 11394.6, "text": " Put the door open."}, {"start": 11394.6, "end": 11407.6, "text": " You should do wild classic hardcore fish found challenge."}, {"start": 11407.6, "end": 11408.6, "text": " What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 11408.6, "end": 11409.6, "text": " That's a good idea."}, {"start": 11409.6, "end": 11411.6, "text": " What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 11411.6, "end": 11412.6, "text": " That's a good idea."}, {"start": 11412.6, "end": 11413.6, "text": " Someone's at the door?"}, {"start": 11413.6, "end": 11414.6, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 11418.6, "end": 11419.6, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11419.6, "end": 11420.6, "text": " Matt Fragman."}, {"start": 11424.6, "end": 11427.6, "text": " I can hear people arguing."}, {"start": 11436.6, "end": 11438.6, "text": " I don't want to be seen now."}, {"start": 11439.6, "end": 11441.6, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 11446.6, "end": 11448.6, "text": " How about you sit here?"}, {"start": 11456.6, "end": 11457.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11461.6, "end": 11462.6, "text": " Gasp."}, {"start": 11462.6, "end": 11471.84, "text": " Cretace clues about the fish it is bound to."}, {"start": 11471.84, "end": 11474.04, "text": " The information is out of your fishing trap."}, {"start": 11474.04, "end": 11478.6, "text": " So, that's supposed to dig now?"}, {"start": 11478.6, "end": 11482.800000000001, "text": " Fuck it, let's go."}, {"start": 11482.800000000001, "end": 11484.800000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11484.800000000001, "end": 11489.800000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 11513.800000000001, "end": 11515.800000000001, "text": " What do I do with this?"}, {"start": 11528.800000000001, "end": 11530.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go sell it."}, {"start": 11530.800000000001, "end": 11532.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11560.800000000001, "end": 11580.800000000001, "text": " I'm going to go sell it."}, {"start": 11580.800000000001, "end": 11604.000000000002, "text": " I feel like any fish will ever come."}, {"start": 11604.000000000002, "end": 11605.220000000001, "text": " I mean, they're fuckin' bite-"}, {"start": 11605.220000000001, "end": 11608.76, "text": " Okay, yeah, let me go to sleep, that's fine."}, {"start": 11608.76, "end": 11609.76, "text": " What a wild night!"}, {"start": 11609.76, "end": 11610.76, "text": " Huh, woo!"}, {"start": 11613.32, "end": 11614.72, "text": " Huh, wacky."}, {"start": 11626.36, "end": 11627.76, "text": " I shouldn't have come back."}, {"start": 11631.76, "end": 11633.06, "text": " I didn't even look at my journal."}, {"start": 11633.06, "end": 11640.06, "text": " Let's catch two kilograms."}, {"start": 11640.06, "end": 11647.06, "text": " Okay, well..."}, {"start": 11659.06, "end": 11662.06, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 11662.06, "end": 11668.18, "text": " Well, I can try upgrading my line strength and whatnot all the way."}, {"start": 11668.18, "end": 11670.58, "text": " I also gotta build this bridge."}, {"start": 11670.58, "end": 11673.58, "text": " Let's build the bridge."}, {"start": 11673.58, "end": 11678.58, "text": " Get my date."}, {"start": 11678.58, "end": 11685.58, "text": " Okay, good one, Dave."}, {"start": 11685.58, "end": 11692.58, "text": " Plus one dollar, the fuck?"}, {"start": 11692.58, "end": 11699.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11699.58, "end": 11713.98, "text": " Okay, good enough."}, {"start": 11713.98, "end": 11722.7, "text": " But actually, it's not halfway there."}, {"start": 11722.7, "end": 11724.7, "text": " Just a few more pikes."}, {"start": 11724.7, "end": 11726.7, "text": " Almost done."}, {"start": 11744.7, "end": 11746.7, "text": " No bait. No fish."}, {"start": 11746.7, "end": 11755.380000000001, "text": " I'm not sure what the best bait is here out of the free stuff, but what's in the other"}, {"start": 11755.380000000001, "end": 11756.380000000001, "text": " house?"}, {"start": 11756.380000000001, "end": 11759.380000000001, "text": " There is none."}, {"start": 11759.380000000001, "end": 11766.380000000001, "text": " Okay, plus one."}, {"start": 11766.380000000001, "end": 11773.380000000001, "text": " Okay, plus one."}, {"start": 11773.380000000001, "end": 11786.380000000001, "text": " Plus two."}, {"start": 11786.380000000001, "end": 11804.380000000001, "text": " Eat it. Eat it. Turn around. There we go."}, {"start": 11816.380000000001, "end": 11846.220000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11846.22, "end": 11853.22, "text": " definitely there."}, {"start": 11862.019999999999, "end": 11865.9, "text": " hey last row"}, {"start": 11865.9, "end": 11869.0, "text": " surely there's a fish right there"}, {"start": 11869.0, "end": 11876.0, "text": " surely"}, {"start": 11876.22, "end": 11887.06, "text": " Nick? Soda, you? Is that all you said? Interesting."}, {"start": 11887.06, "end": 11915.08, "text": " Go away out here."}, {"start": 11915.08, "end": 11916.08, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 11916.08, "end": 11924.16, "text": " is fighting me. What is that? Another one of these bitches? Alright. This is good enough."}, {"start": 11924.16, "end": 11931.16, "text": " Let's go sell all this."}, {"start": 11946.619999999999, "end": 11953.619999999999, "text": " Okay, empty this."}, {"start": 11953.62, "end": 11959.220000000001, "text": " don't know how much money I just got. Pretty good amount. I could max out lion strength"}, {"start": 11959.220000000001, "end": 11969.94, "text": " instantly. Or I could go casting distance and real power both to level 4. Can I finish"}, {"start": 11969.94, "end": 11975.220000000001, "text": " the bridge if I do that. I think I can. I think it's literally just one tap and it's done."}, {"start": 11986.1, "end": 11988.1, "text": " A lot of massive. Let's see what's around here."}, {"start": 11993.62, "end": 11997.140000000001, "text": " An old photo. This place looks familiar."}, {"start": 11999.94, "end": 12007.62, "text": " They say there's a place beneath the lake."}, {"start": 12007.62, "end": 12008.62, "text": " Not on any map."}, {"start": 12008.62, "end": 12015.92, "text": " A red room where the world turns upside down."}, {"start": 12015.92, "end": 12019.66, "text": " They say it's where the devil lives."}, {"start": 12019.66, "end": 12022.74, "text": " That's not true, right?"}, {"start": 12022.74, "end": 12025.74, "text": " And why did the lake glow red the other night?"}, {"start": 12032.74, "end": 12034.74, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 12040.74, "end": 12043.74, "text": " Well, let me go explore this building here."}, {"start": 12043.74, "end": 12056.22, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12056.22, "end": 12059.22, "text": " There's nothing here."}, {"start": 12059.22, "end": 12065.46, "text": " It's like a slender man building, just completely empty."}, {"start": 12065.46, "end": 12069.699999999999, "text": " There's also something beeping red way over there?"}, {"start": 12069.7, "end": 12071.7, "text": " Fuck it, let's go."}, {"start": 12079.7, "end": 12081.7, "text": " Miss Paper?"}, {"start": 12099.7, "end": 12103.140000000001, "text": " It's locked, clearly."}, {"start": 12103.140000000001, "end": 12106.42, "text": " That's what we look like we could get any closer for now."}, {"start": 12106.42, "end": 12109.42, "text": " There's probably something to find nearby."}, {"start": 12109.42, "end": 12111.42, "text": " A battery."}, {"start": 12111.42, "end": 12115.86, "text": " Could be useful."}, {"start": 12115.86, "end": 12118.1, "text": " Fucking battery."}, {"start": 12118.1, "end": 12129.26, "text": " Where the fuck would I bring this?"}, {"start": 12129.26, "end": 12149.460000000001, "text": " Okay, maybe there's something way down this road."}, {"start": 12149.460000000001, "end": 12150.78, "text": " Big cans."}, {"start": 12150.78, "end": 12155.18, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 12155.18, "end": 12157.18, "text": " This looks like a weird-ass spot."}, {"start": 12160.68, "end": 12162.68, "text": " Shit, it do be nighttime now."}, {"start": 12167.68, "end": 12169.68, "text": " The power, of course."}, {"start": 12169.68, "end": 12170.68, "text": " Far matter."}, {"start": 12182.18, "end": 12184.18, "text": " Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 12185.18, "end": 12187.18, "text": " He shot the fuck off!"}, {"start": 12191.42, "end": 12193.42, "text": " I was gonna shoot the fish."}, {"start": 12194.7, "end": 12196.7, "text": " But I got no ammo."}, {"start": 12198.06, "end": 12200.06, "text": " Fuck that is funny."}, {"start": 12203.34, "end": 12205.34, "text": " Let's go fishing."}, {"start": 12209.42, "end": 12211.42, "text": " Come on, eat the fucking food."}, {"start": 12215.18, "end": 12232.720000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12232.720000000001, "end": 12241.52, "text": " Maybe they need particular bait or something, I don't know."}, {"start": 12241.52, "end": 12242.52, "text": " They must."}, {"start": 12242.52, "end": 12249.140000000001, "text": " Okay, let's put on these guys or maybe the glowworms even"}, {"start": 12263.76, "end": 12265.84, "text": " And they're ignoring it okay glowworm it is"}, {"start": 12272.52, "end": 12279.52, "text": " Maybe bait from a shop, that could be it as well."}, {"start": 12279.52, "end": 12281.52, "text": " Glowworm."}, {"start": 12281.52, "end": 12284.52, "text": " They love that."}, {"start": 12284.52, "end": 12287.52, "text": " Look out there, it's really hard to bring in though."}, {"start": 12287.52, "end": 12289.52, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 12289.52, "end": 12294.52, "text": " My rod is really struggling here."}, {"start": 12302.52, "end": 12312.52, "text": " It's a catfish, okay."}, {"start": 12312.52, "end": 12325.52, "text": " Yeah, I gotta catch more catfish."}, {"start": 12325.52, "end": 12332.52, "text": " Come on guys, get it."}, {"start": 12355.52, "end": 12360.52, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 12360.52, "end": 12367.52, "text": " Dang it."}, {"start": 12367.52, "end": 12373.52, "text": " I'm okay to keep going, right?"}, {"start": 12373.52, "end": 12375.52, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 12375.52, "end": 12394.08, "text": " I don't know what it is, but I'm not good."}, {"start": 12394.08, "end": 12402.44, "text": " I'm extremely not good."}, {"start": 12402.44, "end": 12404.44, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12410.640000000001, "end": 12412.640000000001, "text": " I'm dead. I'm like actually in Africa."}, {"start": 12424.94, "end": 12428.44, "text": " Sayon, I drains your sanity. Okay, so there's a sanity mechanic."}, {"start": 12429.44, "end": 12431.44, "text": " Oh. Do I lose everything? Oh no."}, {"start": 12432.44, "end": 12446.12, "text": " I lost everything."}, {"start": 12446.12, "end": 12447.84, "text": " Someone put something in the mailbox again?"}, {"start": 12447.84, "end": 12453.68, "text": " I can't believe it."}, {"start": 12453.68, "end": 12454.68, "text": " A walkie-talkie."}, {"start": 12454.68, "end": 12457.84, "text": " By the walkie-talkie will trigger a series of events leading to the end of the demo."}, {"start": 12457.84, "end": 12460.84, "text": " You can keep fishing and sparring if- okay."}, {"start": 12460.84, "end": 12479.72, "text": " 32 dollars no well that's the demo guys gg's maybe we'll play the game when it's actually"}, {"start": 12479.720000000001, "end": 12480.720000000001, "text": " up."}, {"start": 12489.720000000001, "end": 12491.720000000001, "text": " Obey the voice."}, {"start": 12496.720000000001, "end": 12498.720000000001, "text": " It's an eight dollar game on Steam."}, {"start": 12499.720000000001, "end": 12501.720000000001, "text": " They usually don't cost money."}, {"start": 12503.720000000001, "end": 12506.720000000001, "text": " Maybe they put more than two hours into the game."}, {"start": 12506.720000000001, "end": 12515.720000000001, "text": " It's possible, could also just be a scam, also very possible."}, {"start": 12515.720000000001, "end": 12523.720000000001, "text": " Look at that spooky monster right there."}, {"start": 12523.720000000001, "end": 12525.720000000001, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 12536.720000000001, "end": 12554.560000000001, "text": " So I was reading stuff the juicer played this game no way I guess I shouldn't bother"}, {"start": 12554.56, "end": 12583.92, "text": " Okay, rules you must always follow."}, {"start": 12583.92, "end": 12588.44, "text": " If you hear a voice other than the voice, ignore it."}, {"start": 12588.44, "end": 12594.08, "text": " If you encounter being a certain, or encounter being your certain is not human, do not look"}, {"start": 12594.08, "end": 12595.08, "text": " at it."}, {"start": 12595.08, "end": 12599.64, "text": " It may try to get your attention or simply ignore you, no matter what, do not look."}, {"start": 12599.64, "end": 12605.68, "text": " If you detect any sign of life having moved or moving, turn back immediately and press"}, {"start": 12605.68, "end": 12607.68, "text": " the red button."}, {"start": 12607.68, "end": 12612.6, "text": " Okay, we will eliminate the thread transfer duty section."}, {"start": 12612.6, "end": 12617.6, "text": " As soon as you complete the task you are given, turn back and press the blue button, do not linger."}, {"start": 12619.6, "end": 12620.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12620.6, "end": 12626.6, "text": " Hello, the consciousness transfer procedure has begun in accordance with the insurance protocol."}, {"start": 12626.6, "end": 12629.6, "text": " Your accident report has been re-"}, {"start": 12629.6, "end": 12630.6, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 12633.6, "end": 12638.6, "text": " To complete the process successfully, all you need to do is follow my instructions."}, {"start": 12638.6, "end": 12644.6, "text": " Any deviation will result in the procedure being prolonged or an indefinite amount of time."}, {"start": 12644.6, "end": 12647.6, "text": " The procedure is now in progress."}, {"start": 12647.6, "end": 12653.6, "text": " For the procedure to be completed successfully, you must obey the following rules without exception."}, {"start": 12653.6, "end": 12659.6, "text": " 1. If you hear a voice other than the voice, ignore it."}, {"start": 12659.6, "end": 12665.6, "text": " 2. If you encounter a being you are certain is not human, do not look at it."}, {"start": 12665.6, "end": 12671.18, "text": " it may try to get your attention or simply ignore you no matter what do not"}, {"start": 12671.18, "end": 12678.1, "text": " look three if you detect any side of life having moved or moving turn back"}, {"start": 12678.1, "end": 12682.78, "text": " immediately and press the red button we will eliminate the threat and transfer"}, {"start": 12682.78, "end": 12688.7, "text": " you to a new section okay four as soon as you complete the task you were given"}, {"start": 12688.7, "end": 12695.300000000001, "text": " turn back and press the blue button do not linger your first task is simple"}, {"start": 12695.300000000001, "end": 12699.300000000001, "text": " Before she finishes counting to 10, you must find her."}, {"start": 12699.300000000001, "end": 12703.300000000001, "text": " The countdown will begin the moment you step into the house."}, {"start": 12703.300000000001, "end": 12706.300000000001, "text": " Remain quick and alert."}, {"start": 12706.300000000001, "end": 12708.300000000001, "text": " Obey the rules."}, {"start": 12709.300000000001, "end": 12710.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12713.300000000001, "end": 12715.300000000001, "text": " Find her before she counts to 10."}, {"start": 12717.300000000001, "end": 12718.300000000001, "text": " One."}, {"start": 12722.300000000001, "end": 12723.300000000001, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 12725.300000000001, "end": 12728.800000000001, "text": " 3..."}, {"start": 12728.800000000001, "end": 12733.800000000001, "text": " 4..."}, {"start": 12733.800000000001, "end": 12737.800000000001, "text": " 5..."}, {"start": 12737.800000000001, "end": 12742.800000000001, "text": " 6..."}, {"start": 12742.800000000001, "end": 12747.800000000001, "text": " 7..."}, {"start": 12747.800000000001, "end": 12749.2, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 12749.2, "end": 12752.800000000001, "text": " Dude what?"}, {"start": 12752.800000000001, "end": 12754.800000000001, "text": " No, it's CG."}, {"start": 12782.800000000001, "end": 12783.800000000001, "text": " 3."}, {"start": 12783.800000000001, "end": 12784.800000000001, "text": " 4."}, {"start": 12784.800000000001, "end": 12785.800000000001, "text": " 5."}, {"start": 12785.800000000001, "end": 12786.800000000001, "text": " Hrm."}, {"start": 12786.800000000001, "end": 12787.800000000001, "text": " Hrm."}, {"start": 12787.800000000001, "end": 12800.160000000002, "text": " Patient 10, test 1."}, {"start": 12800.160000000002, "end": 12807.160000000002, "text": " The reaction was as expected."}, {"start": 12807.160000000002, "end": 12808.240000000002, "text": " Task complete."}, {"start": 12808.240000000002, "end": 12811.04, "text": " Go back and press the blue button."}, {"start": 12811.04, "end": 12812.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12812.04, "end": 12817.52, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 12817.52, "end": 12820.52, "text": " Welcome back."}, {"start": 12820.52, "end": 12821.52, "text": " Good to be back."}, {"start": 12821.52, "end": 12826.5, "text": " This time, in addition to the main rules, a new section rule has been added."}, {"start": 12826.5, "end": 12831.880000000001, "text": " You may enter each room only once, and your new task is to count how many people are in"}, {"start": 12831.880000000001, "end": 12832.880000000001, "text": " the house."}, {"start": 12832.880000000001, "end": 12837.6, "text": " Count the people, then return and press the blue button."}, {"start": 12837.6, "end": 12840.0, "text": " After that, tell me the number."}, {"start": 12840.0, "end": 12843.76, "text": " luck and obey the rules"}, {"start": 12843.76, "end": 12849.64, "text": " uh... fuck okay"}, {"start": 12849.64, "end": 12856.24, "text": " one"}, {"start": 12856.24, "end": 12857.92, "text": " two three"}, {"start": 12857.92, "end": 12865.92, "text": " four"}, {"start": 12865.92, "end": 12888.92, "text": " five six"}, {"start": 12918.92, "end": 12938.64, "text": " 10 11 I think 11 is the guy running across count maybe he was the other one I don't know"}, {"start": 12948.92, "end": 12965.04, "text": " Oh, press red button when moving."}, {"start": 12965.04, "end": 12966.28, "text": " Welcome back."}, {"start": 12966.28, "end": 12968.76, "text": " This time, we're going to play a game together."}, {"start": 12968.76, "end": 12972.16, "text": " I assume you played hot and cold when you were a kid."}, {"start": 12972.16, "end": 12975.44, "text": " It's something like that, just with an extra rule."}, {"start": 12975.44, "end": 12980.6, "text": " In the next sections, you'll need certain tools, and you'll find them somewhere in this one."}, {"start": 12980.6, "end": 12985.960000000001, "text": " As you get closer to the tool you need, I'll say Hot, and as you move away, I'll say Cold."}, {"start": 12985.960000000001, "end": 12992.12, "text": " But like I said, there's a section-specific rule, and it 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What are you even doing right now?"}, {"start": 13159.84, "end": 13164.84, "text": " He said you had an accident and now he's thrown you into another mortal danger."}, {"start": 13164.84, "end": 13167.84, "text": " What does any of this have to do with the constant-"}, {"start": 13167.84, "end": 13174.84, "text": " Remember the first rule. Ignore the other voices. Every task you do has a purpose."}, {"start": 13174.84, "end": 13176.84, "text": " I'll explain it when the time is right."}, {"start": 13176.84, "end": 13185.6, "text": " I mean he said cold like are there more tools I need I'm confused"}, {"start": 13206.84, "end": 13236.66, "text": " I'm going to go upstairs, maybe something spawned now that I picked up one objective?"}, {"start": 13236.66, "end": 13242.539999999999, "text": " I need him to say warm or cold but he's not saying shit so I'm thinking that I"}, {"start": 13242.539999999999, "end": 13248.02, "text": " be... oh okay that answers that."}, {"start": 13248.02, "end": 13250.02, "text": " hot"}, {"start": 13262.18, "end": 13264.18, "text": " Y'all see an item anywhere to loot oh"}, {"start": 13273.66, "end": 13275.66, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 13275.66, "end": 13278.66, "text": " I'm thinking it's that flashlight, yeah."}, {"start": 13297.66, "end": 13299.66, "text": " Try this again."}, {"start": 13305.66, "end": 13332.66, "text": " I seem to have fucked up and gone into the wrong room."}, {"start": 13332.66, "end": 13362.22, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 13362.220000000001, "end": 13363.220000000001, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 13363.220000000001, "end": 13369.220000000001, "text": " You're not supposed to be in here!"}, {"start": 13369.220000000001, "end": 13377.740000000002, "text": " Welcome back."}, {"start": 13377.740000000002, "end": 13382.140000000001, "text": " Due to assistive malfunction, the third rule is now out of service."}, {"start": 13382.140000000001, "end": 13385.900000000001, "text": " Once the malfunction is resolved, the rule will become active again."}, {"start": 13385.900000000001, "end": 13391.580000000002, "text": " From this moment on, your only option is to complete the task you've been given."}, {"start": 13391.58, "end": 13396.78, "text": " time there are two identical rooms inside the house right find them and then identify"}, {"start": 13396.78, "end": 13402.14, "text": " the seven differences between them shut up mark the differences in only one of the rooms"}, {"start": 13402.14, "end": 13408.7, "text": " the other will serve as your reference point after that turn and press the blue button however"}, {"start": 13408.7, "end": 13414.539999999999, "text": " this section comes with a few special rules there are numerous mannequins throughout the house"}, {"start": 13414.539999999999, "end": 13419.66, "text": " but it has been confirmed that one of them is capable of hoping as for the flashlight you're"}, {"start": 13419.66, "end": 13425.98, "text": " holding, it's a bit old. The staff told me they forgot to replace it. Each battery provides"}, {"start": 13425.98, "end": 13430.94, "text": " only about 4 minutes of light and the batteries you need are held by the mannequins. Because"}, {"start": 13430.94, "end": 13436.18, "text": " of this, be very careful which mannequin you approach for a battery. It's been reported"}, {"start": 13436.18, "end": 13441.9, "text": " that the one that can move becomes aggressive if looked at for more than 3 seconds. And"}, {"start": 13441.9, "end": 13447.34, "text": " one more thing, you cannot take any batteries unless your flashlight is flickering. If the"}, {"start": 13447.34, "end": 13452.34, "text": " flashlight is flickering it means it has only about one minute of life left be"}, {"start": 13452.34, "end": 13459.22, "text": " quick and be cautious obey the rules okay I hope you didn't leave your"}, {"start": 13459.22, "end": 13463.66, "text": " flashlight on while listening to all these rules if you did you'll be"}, {"start": 13463.66, "end": 13468.06, "text": " starting with 83 seconds already gone"}, {"start": 13477.34, "end": 13501.34, "text": " So wait, spot the seven differences?"}, {"start": 13501.34, "end": 13508.34, "text": " Why did we do this to them?"}, {"start": 13508.34, "end": 13513.34, "text": " You're not the innocent one."}, {"start": 13513.34, "end": 13517.34, "text": " That mess is your fault."}, {"start": 13517.34, "end": 13522.34, "text": " You heard the radio, didn't you?"}, {"start": 13522.34, "end": 13527.34, "text": " Something just happened?"}, {"start": 13527.34, "end": 13537.34, "text": " I have no clue what I'm doing, no I don't."}, {"start": 13537.34, "end": 13553.82, "text": " There's supposed to be two identical rooms, but like, is it these two rooms?"}, {"start": 13553.82, "end": 13570.76, "text": " Upstairs."}, {"start": 13570.76, "end": 13578.18, "text": " So this one and this one?"}, {"start": 13578.18, "end": 13579.18, "text": " That can't be right."}, {"start": 13579.18, "end": 13580.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13580.18, "end": 13606.18, "text": " The flashlight is in fact flickering at the moment."}, {"start": 13606.18, "end": 13619.98, "text": " Did you crack the ceilings?"}, {"start": 13619.98, "end": 13620.98, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13620.98, "end": 13622.78, "text": " A voice here."}, {"start": 13622.78, "end": 13624.62, "text": " Okay, different ceilings."}, {"start": 13624.62, "end": 13629.66, "text": " How do I mark these down?"}, {"start": 13629.66, "end": 13631.66, "text": " I said I can mark them in only one room."}, {"start": 13657.02, "end": 13658.02, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13658.02, "end": 13660.16, "text": " Click idiot one difference found"}, {"start": 13670.2, "end": 13672.2, "text": " Okay close rec"}, {"start": 13675.060000000001, "end": 13677.060000000001, "text": " Same how about that shelf"}, {"start": 13679.94, "end": 13682.220000000001, "text": " Same laundry and box"}, {"start": 13684.5, "end": 13686.880000000001, "text": " Same boxes shelf"}, {"start": 13688.02, "end": 13703.0, "text": " I don't like these sounds okay bed and then tissues, fat tissues."}, {"start": 13703.0, "end": 13711.52, "text": " Bed, tissues, yeah."}, {"start": 13711.52, "end": 13720.08, "text": " I don't think this painting was there one difference found it wasn't a picture okay"}, {"start": 13720.08, "end": 13721.44, "text": " let's check the desk computer desk"}, {"start": 13741.52, "end": 13747.52, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 13747.52, "end": 13749.52, "text": " What about that plant?"}, {"start": 13749.52, "end": 13754.52, "text": " Yeah, plants very different."}, {"start": 13754.52, "end": 13763.52, "text": " I also need to reload my batteries soon."}, {"start": 13763.52, "end": 13770.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13770.52, "end": 13778.12, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 13778.12, "end": 13784.6, "text": " Okay, I can't take that battery quite yet."}, {"start": 13784.6, "end": 13789.16, "text": " Oh, now I can."}, {"start": 13789.16, "end": 13790.16, "text": " T.Y."}, {"start": 13790.16, "end": 13791.16, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13821.16, "end": 13833.6, "text": " I don't even know what the fuck else to look for."}, {"start": 13833.6, "end": 13836.119999999999, "text": " The windows maybe?"}, {"start": 13836.119999999999, "end": 13839.0, "text": " Maybe the windows are slightly askew or something."}, {"start": 13839.0, "end": 13844.16, "text": " No, those are the same."}, {"start": 13844.16, "end": 13845.8, "text": " Just click everything, you were so stupid."}, {"start": 13845.800000000001, "end": 13847.800000000001, "text": " I don't know if I'm allowed to do that."}, {"start": 13852.800000000001, "end": 13854.800000000001, "text": " Did you catch the pink box?"}, {"start": 13859.800000000001, "end": 13861.800000000001, "text": " One difference found."}, {"start": 13861.800000000001, "end": 13863.800000000001, "text": " I did not. Thank you."}, {"start": 13869.800000000001, "end": 13871.800000000001, "text": " Was it different?"}, {"start": 13875.800000000001, "end": 13888.52, "text": " I feel like that picture is gonna be different."}, {"start": 13888.52, "end": 13893.28, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 13893.28, "end": 13895.68, "text": " You're useless coward."}, {"start": 13895.68, "end": 13898.160000000002, "text": " I should have been in control."}, {"start": 13898.160000000002, "end": 13899.160000000002, "text": " Disappointing."}, {"start": 13899.160000000002, "end": 13902.76, "text": " Find the seven differences between the two identical rooms."}, {"start": 13902.76, "end": 13905.560000000001, "text": " Do not let your flashlight battery run out."}, {"start": 13905.56, "end": 13919.14, "text": " The six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins."}, {"start": 13919.14, "end": 13923.72, "text": " One difference found."}, {"start": 13923.72, "end": 13925.68, "text": " One difference found."}, {"start": 13925.68, "end": 13930.359999999999, "text": " One difference found."}, {"start": 13930.359999999999, "end": 13932.359999999999, "text": " One difference found."}, {"start": 13932.36, "end": 13939.960000000001, "text": " voting one battery has been removed wrong choice one battery in the house has been removed"}, {"start": 13940.68, "end": 13946.12, "text": " each wrong choice will remove another battery make sure you don't run out of them because"}, {"start": 13946.12, "end": 13955.16, "text": " there are only six batteries in this section got it"}, {"start": 13955.16, "end": 13974.119999999999, "text": " Okay, fuck. I think I'm caught up now, but where the hell am I?"}, {"start": 13974.12, "end": 14003.640000000001, "text": " can's boxes that picture is correct I'll check this shelf lonely writer"}, {"start": 14003.64, "end": 14007.119999999999, "text": " Then it goes to some old woman never dies"}, {"start": 14013.199999999999, "end": 14017.06, "text": " Okay, Steve Queen was that there"}, {"start": 14019.68, "end": 14023.34, "text": " Yeah, that's all fine is there a book on top of the desk"}, {"start": 14025.72, "end": 14031.0, "text": " Anything I can interact with that is the computer itself different"}, {"start": 14033.64, "end": 14042.64, "text": " No? Count the cans. 1, 2, 3, 4 black, 3 white, 4 black."}, {"start": 14050.64, "end": 14052.64, "text": " One battery has been removed."}, {"start": 14056.64, "end": 14057.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14063.64, "end": 14065.64, "text": " Nope, that's it."}, {"start": 14066.96, "end": 14070.64, "text": " Wrong can, Bozo. Oh my god, it's a specific can I have to click."}, {"start": 14070.64, "end": 14072.64, "text": " One battery has been removed."}, {"start": 14091.64, "end": 14093.64, "text": " One of you needs to have a battery."}, {"start": 14095.64, "end": 14096.64, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 14096.64, "end": 14098.64, "text": " Why did we do this?"}, {"start": 14100.64, "end": 14102.64, "text": " You're not the innocent one."}, {"start": 14102.64, "end": 14105.64, "text": " That map is your fault."}, {"start": 14105.64, "end": 14108.64, "text": " You heard the radio, didn't you?"}, {"start": 14108.64, "end": 14110.64, "text": " Okay, I'm on it."}, {"start": 14124.64, "end": 14126.64, "text": " One difference found."}, {"start": 14127.64, "end": 14130.48, "text": " Okay, I mean fuck how many more things are there?"}, {"start": 14135.32, "end": 14137.32, "text": " Yes, I fucking did check the spray can"}, {"start": 14146.92, "end": 14148.92, "text": " Maybe the pile of books"}, {"start": 14156.64, "end": 14182.96, "text": " No way, it's that. There's no way. Okay, maybe it's one of these. Cat Moon. Makeout."}, {"start": 14182.960000000001, "end": 14189.960000000001, "text": " horse bird"}, {"start": 14191.000000000002, "end": 14196.400000000001, "text": " now those are correct fuck okay"}, {"start": 14196.400000000001, "end": 14198.52, "text": " dog is correct"}, {"start": 14198.52, "end": 14205.52, "text": " i don't know what the fuck it is"}, {"start": 14205.52, "end": 14216.52, "text": " I might just spam start clicking and just W key all the"}, {"start": 14216.52, "end": 14218.36, "text": " the uh..."}, {"start": 14218.36, "end": 14222.640000000001, "text": " batteries out"}, {"start": 14222.640000000001, "end": 14229.640000000001, "text": " two pillows"}, {"start": 14246.52, "end": 14262.28, "text": " A lot of people telling me things that are already there, or I've already noticed."}, {"start": 14262.28, "end": 14277.28, "text": " I'm wondering if these books are the same at the top."}, {"start": 14277.28, "end": 14278.28, "text": " Ceiling fan."}, {"start": 14278.28, "end": 14279.28, "text": " Dude, no way."}, {"start": 14279.28, "end": 14282.28, "text": " Oh, my shit's flickering."}, {"start": 14282.28, "end": 14283.28, "text": " Oh, jeez."}, {"start": 14283.28, "end": 14288.28, "text": " Ma'am, I need a battery from someone."}, {"start": 14288.28, "end": 14315.320000000002, "text": " The"}, {"start": 14315.32, "end": 14317.32, "text": " Shelf"}, {"start": 14322.92, "end": 14324.92, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 14345.32, "end": 14352.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14354.88, "end": 14359.88, "text": " she said the shelf"}, {"start": 14359.88, "end": 14364.48, "text": " disappointing on the seven differences between the two identical rooms"}, {"start": 14364.48, "end": 14367.32, "text": " do not let your flashlight battery run out"}, {"start": 14367.32, "end": 14374.119999999999, "text": " the six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins"}, {"start": 14374.12, "end": 14375.800000000001, "text": " All right, so let's see if I can remember."}, {"start": 14375.800000000001, "end": 14376.62, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 14378.720000000001, "end": 14380.220000000001, "text": " That's a difference."}, {"start": 14383.28, "end": 14384.28, "text": " Three..."}, {"start": 14385.76, "end": 14386.76, "text": " Four..."}, {"start": 14389.720000000001, "end": 14390.92, "text": " Already clicked this box?"}, {"start": 14392.92, "end": 14393.92, "text": " I already forgot."}, {"start": 14398.320000000002, "end": 14399.52, "text": " Oh yeah, the spray paint."}, {"start": 14400.92, "end": 14401.92, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 14404.12, "end": 14422.76, "text": " I forget which one it was, I already forgot."}, {"start": 14422.76, "end": 14432.44, "text": " So how many is that, five?"}, {"start": 14432.44, "end": 14435.44, "text": " They said the shelf, okay, box, box, checking."}, {"start": 14440.74, "end": 14443.76, "text": " Box, box, okay, paper, binders."}, {"start": 14448.9, "end": 14451.68, "text": " Paper, binders, okay, books, books."}, {"start": 14453.7, "end": 14456.2, "text": " Forgot the pink box, I got the pink box, didn't I?"}, {"start": 14458.44, "end": 14459.28, "text": " One difference."}, {"start": 14459.28, "end": 14461.28, "text": " I guess I didn't, okay, six out of seven."}, {"start": 14462.44, "end": 14464.44, "text": " Blind? There's no way. What?"}, {"start": 14467.12, "end": 14469.12, "text": " Oh, there's the books here on the left."}, {"start": 14469.12, "end": 14476.320000000002, "text": " that flashlight die. It would be a shame to fail after succeeding. You found all the differences."}, {"start": 14477.28, "end": 14478.960000000001, "text": " Go back and press the blue button."}, {"start": 14490.640000000001, "end": 14496.0, "text": " Fuck. Welcome back. The system error persists. Unfortunately, the blue and red"}, {"start": 14496.0, "end": 14501.56, "text": " are currently offline to engage the mechanism you must locate the three"}, {"start": 14501.56, "end": 14506.22, "text": " missing fuses for the breaker panel typical however that doesn't stop me"}, {"start": 14506.22, "end": 14512.44, "text": " from giving you tasks in this section we'll play voice says I give an order"}, {"start": 14512.44, "end": 14518.68, "text": " and you obey just like always but there are some time it says if the command"}, {"start": 14518.68, "end": 14525.6, "text": " begins with voice says you must comply if not ignore it I won't tell you how"}, {"start": 14525.6, "end": 14531.68, "text": " much time you have for each command and don't expect X command immediately. Due to the system"}, {"start": 14531.68, "end": 14538.08, "text": " error I have to log your performance manually, pen and paper. This might help things down."}, {"start": 14538.08, "end": 14543.48, "text": " You'll have to wait. And while you wait, just try not to let her catch you. Good luck, and"}, {"start": 14543.48, "end": 14549.68, "text": " No balls."}, {"start": 14549.68, "end": 14553.88, "text": " Do not fail, each mistake makes her faster."}, {"start": 14553.88, "end": 14566.8, "text": " Voice says, go to the red room."}, {"start": 14566.800000000001, "end": 14575.400000000001, "text": " Voice says touch the picture with the ship."}, {"start": 14575.400000000001, "end": 14590.36, "text": " Touch the picture with the ship."}, {"start": 14590.36, "end": 14616.32, "text": " She's fast now. Oh, she's really fast. I don't have to get the battery, didn't say"}, {"start": 14616.32, "end": 14618.32, "text": " voice says voice says and turn off the blue"}, {"start": 14618.32, "end": 14620.32, "text": " from light"}, {"start": 14630.32, "end": 14632.32, "text": " they get it"}, {"start": 14637.32, "end": 14640.32, "text": " I also got to flip those switches but I don't see them anywhere"}, {"start": 14640.32, "end": 14642.32, "text": " and says go to the yellow room"}, {"start": 14642.32, "end": 14644.32, "text": " put it in the yellow room"}, {"start": 14646.32, "end": 14653.32, "text": " and"}, {"start": 14662.8, "end": 14667.68, "text": " voice says find the double fuses in the red room"}, {"start": 14667.68, "end": 14674.68, "text": " find the double fuses in the red room"}, {"start": 14676.32, "end": 14683.32, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 14683.32, "end": 14694.32, "text": " If you still can't find it, check near the TV."}, {"start": 14694.32, "end": 14696.32, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 14696.32, "end": 14701.32, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 14701.32, "end": 14706.32, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 14706.32, "end": 14710.32, "text": " Voice says, go to the hella room and take the tonight."}, {"start": 14720.32, "end": 14721.32, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 14731.32, "end": 14742.76, "text": " Stab her in the stomach."}, {"start": 14742.76, "end": 14745.76, "text": " I will not be doing that."}, {"start": 14745.76, "end": 14747.76, "text": " Be back."}, {"start": 14749.76, "end": 14752.76, "text": " Get away from her as far as possible."}, {"start": 14762.76, "end": 14765.76, "text": " Voice says, do not move."}, {"start": 14765.76, "end": 14772.76, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14773.64, "end": 14777.72, "text": " voices as you"}, {"start": 14777.72, "end": 14780.800000000001, "text": " very simple if the sentence starts with"}, {"start": 14780.800000000001, "end": 14783.76, "text": " what it says do what I say"}, {"start": 14783.76, "end": 14788.48, "text": " if it doesn't don't and until you hear the result sound"}, {"start": 14788.48, "end": 14793.84, "text": " don't let her catch you this way collect all three puse pieces"}, {"start": 14793.84, "end": 14800.24, "text": " When the command to insert them into the fuse box is given, place them in the fuse box and activate the buttons."}, {"start": 14806.94, "end": 14809.54, "text": " I think I was fucked from there because she was already too fast."}, {"start": 14809.54, "end": 14811.44, "text": " Each mistake makes her faster."}, {"start": 14812.34, "end": 14814.34, "text": " Voice says, go to the red room."}, {"start": 14816.64, "end": 14818.64, "text": " Okay, so I need to find something with a ship on it."}, {"start": 14820.54, "end": 14821.94, "text": " This has a ship on it? Okay."}, {"start": 14823.84, "end": 14849.84, "text": " I don't know if I fucking clicked it or not."}, {"start": 14849.84, "end": 14851.84, "text": " Go to the blue room."}, {"start": 14861.92, "end": 14864.64, "text": " Find and get the battery. You can eat that."}, {"start": 14865.28, "end": 14867.28, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 14875.76, "end": 14877.76, "text": " Voice says, turn off the blue sunlight."}, {"start": 14879.84, "end": 14900.2, "text": " And says go to the yellow room"}, {"start": 14900.2, "end": 14907.060000000001, "text": " I don't know if it said voice says but all right I'm in"}, {"start": 14914.18, "end": 14916.92, "text": " Said don't well Gigi she's gonna get faster than"}, {"start": 14921.16, "end": 14924.1, "text": " Voice says find the double huses in the red room"}, {"start": 14930.2, "end": 14949.2, "text": " If you still can't find it, talk more to people."}, {"start": 14949.2, "end": 14956.2, "text": " It's a great place to get a drink."}, {"start": 14965.44, "end": 14972.44, "text": " Boys says go to the Hella Room and take the kitchen knife."}, {"start": 14979.2, "end": 15001.2, "text": " Stab her in the stomach."}, {"start": 15001.2, "end": 15004.7, "text": " Excuse me, I'm just part of the simulation."}, {"start": 15004.7, "end": 15005.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15008.2, "end": 15011.2, "text": " Get away from her as far as possible."}, {"start": 15013.2, "end": 15018.2, "text": " Okay, this is where I died last time, so I need to get max distance here, before I stop moving."}, {"start": 15019.2, "end": 15021.2, "text": " So let's get her in this corner."}, {"start": 15022.2, "end": 15024.2, "text": " Voice says, do not move."}, {"start": 15027.2, "end": 15029.2, "text": " Maybe I gotta get away now."}, {"start": 15029.2, "end": 15033.92, "text": " Oh, I fucked that up. I needed to get away before it says you can move again"}, {"start": 15037.36, "end": 15039.36, "text": " Voice says find a few sockets"}, {"start": 15052.04, "end": 15054.04, "text": " Got him"}, {"start": 15059.2, "end": 15064.2, "text": " If you still can't find it, check around the window."}, {"start": 15073.2, "end": 15075.2, "text": " Okay, well, I'm here."}, {"start": 15081.2, "end": 15084.2, "text": " Forget the camera, please. Now the media came."}, {"start": 15089.2, "end": 15096.6, "text": " Voice says turn on the radio. Where is the radio?"}, {"start": 15102.6, "end": 15109.400000000001, "text": " Fireplace. It's cooked. I have to loop her here."}, {"start": 15109.4, "end": 15123.4, "text": " The suspect had been exhibiting strange and unnecessarily aggressive behavior for a week"}, {"start": 15123.4, "end": 15125.4, "text": " prior to the incident."}, {"start": 15125.4, "end": 15130.4, "text": " On the day of the murder, the suspect reportedly entered the kitchen, stared at his family,"}, {"start": 15130.4, "end": 15133.4, "text": " grabbed the first knife he saw before shelling threats."}, {"start": 15133.4, "end": 15139.4, "text": " According to the sister, their mother spoke calmly, attempting to de-escalate the situation."}, {"start": 15139.4, "end": 15142.4, "text": " She eventually embraced her son as he appeared to calm them."}, {"start": 15142.4, "end": 15144.4, "text": " How long do I have?"}, {"start": 15144.4, "end": 15150.4, "text": " However, moments later while still in her arms, the suspect stabbed his own mother in the abdomen."}, {"start": 15152.4, "end": 15155.4, "text": " Nobody says find a bigger space than you can't open."}, {"start": 15157.4, "end": 15159.4, "text": " They find some shit in the yellow room."}, {"start": 15163.4, "end": 15165.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15179.199999999999, "end": 15181.199999999999, "text": " Check the sink"}, {"start": 15193.4, "end": 15200.4, "text": " Didn't say voice says."}, {"start": 15223.4, "end": 15238.84, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to listen to the voice."}, {"start": 15238.84, "end": 15241.84, "text": " Voice says, go to the red room."}, {"start": 15246.84, "end": 15248.84, "text": " What are you waiting for? Hurry."}, {"start": 15262.84, "end": 15263.84, "text": " Stab her in the stomach."}, {"start": 15263.84, "end": 15272.44, "text": " I wonder if it wants me it's just gonna have me like do shit forever until I die"}, {"start": 15272.44, "end": 15279.92, "text": " I wonder if there's actually a choice here either keep playing forever or you just ignore"}, {"start": 15279.92, "end": 15280.76, "text": " the voice and just leave"}, {"start": 15280.76, "end": 15281.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15281.76, "end": 15295.16, "text": " Well, isn't that a dead end there?"}, {"start": 15295.16, "end": 15301.6, "text": " My fuck, if I go that direction, I feel like I am."}, {"start": 15301.6, "end": 15310.44, "text": " Oh, fucking loop here, thank goodness."}, {"start": 15310.44, "end": 15319.24, "text": " Do I have any more spings?"}, {"start": 15319.24, "end": 15340.28, "text": " Okay, it's green now, do I win?"}, {"start": 15340.28, "end": 15349.08, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 15349.08, "end": 15350.08, "text": " Go to red button."}, {"start": 15350.08, "end": 15351.08, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 15351.08, "end": 15353.960000000001, "text": " The buttons in rule 3 are back in effect."}, {"start": 15353.960000000001, "end": 15356.880000000001, "text": " Voice says, go back and press the red button."}, {"start": 15356.880000000001, "end": 15365.560000000001, "text": " Okay, I win."}, {"start": 15365.56, "end": 15392.56, "text": " There's no rules or anything here."}, {"start": 15392.56, "end": 15394.56, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 15422.56, "end": 15443.84, "text": " I don't know if I need to stop with it. Also, what am I trying to even do?"}, {"start": 15443.84, "end": 15445.84, "text": " Are you slow?"}, {"start": 15446.34, "end": 15449.84, "text": " You don't know how many missiles were allowed to move."}, {"start": 15473.84, "end": 15475.84, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 15475.84, "end": 15476.84, "text": " That..."}, {"start": 15476.84, "end": 15480.84, "text": " It doesn't sound like something that can save us from..."}, {"start": 15480.84, "end": 15481.84, "text": " Mother."}, {"start": 15481.84, "end": 15482.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15482.84, "end": 15483.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15483.84, "end": 15484.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15484.84, "end": 15485.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15485.84, "end": 15486.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15486.84, "end": 15487.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15487.84, "end": 15488.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15488.84, "end": 15489.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15489.84, "end": 15490.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15490.84, "end": 15491.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15491.84, "end": 15492.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15492.84, "end": 15493.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15493.84, "end": 15494.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15494.84, "end": 15495.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15495.84, "end": 15496.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15496.84, "end": 15497.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15497.84, "end": 15506.84, "text": " I guess I moved?"}, {"start": 15556.84, "end": 15580.92, "text": " I don't know if it's there or not."}, {"start": 15580.92, "end": 15582.92, "text": " Oh my god, he was right there."}, {"start": 15589.24, "end": 15591.24, "text": " Minus one."}, {"start": 15610.92, "end": 15615.92, "text": " You have the key?"}, {"start": 15632.92, "end": 15634.92, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go upstairs."}, {"start": 15636.92, "end": 15638.92, "text": " Are you? Hello?"}, {"start": 15638.92, "end": 15645.92, "text": " You don't know how many mistakes were allowed to make."}, {"start": 15668.92, "end": 15675.92, "text": " Keep him stable."}, {"start": 15675.92, "end": 15680.92, "text": " I think the path in this section is behind the camera."}, {"start": 15680.92, "end": 15682.92, "text": " Track the camera sound."}, {"start": 15682.92, "end": 15684.92, "text": " Maybe..."}, {"start": 15684.92, "end": 15686.92, "text": " Kitchen?"}, {"start": 15691.92, "end": 15693.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15698.92, "end": 15703.92, "text": " He is moving very fast."}, {"start": 15719.92, "end": 15722.92, "text": " Hey, the buttons don't seem to work."}, {"start": 15728.92, "end": 15734.76, "text": " All right, well now I know to go straight fucking upstairs"}, {"start": 15755.82, "end": 15757.82, "text": " Found"}, {"start": 15758.92, "end": 15784.92, "text": " I don't have a key anymore."}, {"start": 15784.92, "end": 15805.0, "text": " that's crazy so I have to kite until I get the prompt to say that I have the key that's"}, {"start": 15805.0, "end": 15820.14, "text": " it all right whatever fuck that alt f4 holy shit idols of ash"}, {"start": 15820.140000000001, "end": 15838.140000000001, "text": " Overwhelmingly positive, okay, interesting, $3."}, {"start": 15850.140000000001, "end": 15878.62, "text": " I mean, I guess I'd just send it, it just looks like this."}, {"start": 15878.62, "end": 15884.62, "text": " I got a pee though."}, {"start": 15884.62, "end": 15891.62, "text": " I got a pee, you're back."}, {"start": 15938.62, "end": 15950.62, "text": " Pitch."}, {"start": 15980.62, "end": 15982.58, "text": " Peach, Mouse, Peach, Peach, Mouse."}, {"start": 15982.58, "end": 15987.58, "text": " Alright gamers."}, {"start": 15987.58, "end": 15989.58, "text": " Peach Peach Mouse"}, {"start": 15991.72, "end": 15994.34, "text": " Peach Mouse Pea-p Apple Mouse"}, {"start": 15997.46, "end": 15999.539999999999, "text": " Pea Mouse Peach Pea Mouse"}, {"start": 16002.84, "end": 16005.36, "text": " Peach Mouse Peach Peach Mouse"}, {"start": 16007.48, "end": 16008.52, "text": " Shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shs SHIT"}, {"start": 16008.52, "end": 16010.52, "text": " All Right Gamers"}, {"start": 16012.02, "end": 16014.56, "text": " Peach Mouse Godopedia Peach Peach Mouse"}, {"start": 16015.6, "end": 16017.24, "text": " Skipped"}, {"start": 16017.24, "end": 16019.24, "text": " Piss on what does this say?"}, {"start": 16021.0, "end": 16027.82, "text": " What are the piss on the company time again, and you're getting written up buddy you spent half your shift in the job"}, {"start": 16028.4, "end": 16030.4, "text": " He'd like three times"}, {"start": 16030.8, "end": 16034.5, "text": " All right, let's see what this game is"}, {"start": 16037.44, "end": 16043.039999999999, "text": " Do-do-do okay, I can zoom in I'm sprinting"}, {"start": 16047.24, "end": 16058.24, "text": " Okay, throw grapple claw."}, {"start": 16058.24, "end": 16062.42, "text": " Alright, that's easy enough."}, {"start": 16062.42, "end": 16065.24, "text": " Is there fall dam?"}, {"start": 16065.24, "end": 16067.16, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 16067.16, "end": 16073.08, "text": " I need to get to the bottom of this place."}, {"start": 16073.08, "end": 16077.3, "text": " okay so i'm sure there is some type of fall down here"}, {"start": 16077.3, "end": 16082.06, "text": " is that's a little absurd if i land here"}, {"start": 16082.06, "end": 16089.06, "text": " here"}, {"start": 16089.06, "end": 16113.3, "text": " Okay, it's fine."}, {"start": 16113.3, "end": 16115.619999999999, "text": " You breathe in the ancient ashes."}, {"start": 16115.62, "end": 16120.140000000001, "text": " The musty scent of stale air is replaced with pine and morning dew."}, {"start": 16120.140000000001, "end": 16124.86, "text": " You can almost see the faint outline of your village, stirring away."}, {"start": 16124.86, "end": 16127.320000000002, "text": " You remember it was the day you left for this place."}, {"start": 16127.320000000002, "end": 16131.660000000002, "text": " You don't want to remember this, it serves no purpose to you now."}, {"start": 16131.660000000002, "end": 16133.7, "text": " These ashes will remember you."}, {"start": 16133.7, "end": 16135.42, "text": " Is it on fire?"}, {"start": 16135.42, "end": 16141.820000000002, "text": " Also why are there like ghostly buildings here?"}, {"start": 16141.82, "end": 16145.66, "text": " I guess that's, I don't know, something moving on."}, {"start": 16171.82, "end": 16174.82, "text": " How far down can this go?"}, {"start": 16175.82, "end": 16178.82, "text": " Oh, it's got a little bit of a limit. Alright."}, {"start": 16196.82, "end": 16198.82, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 16201.82, "end": 16230.06, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16230.06, "end": 16233.84, "text": " Can I like, fly and then try and grab shit mid-air?"}, {"start": 16233.84, "end": 16234.84, "text": " Is that possible?"}, {"start": 16249.74, "end": 16250.24, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 16255.9, "end": 16256.9, "text": " What is that thing?"}, {"start": 16257.46, "end": 16258.46, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 16259.460000000001, "end": 16261.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god, what is that thing?"}, {"start": 16285.460000000001, "end": 16286.460000000001, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 16286.460000000001, "end": 16288.460000000001, "text": " That's horrifying!"}, {"start": 16288.460000000001, "end": 16318.380000000001, "text": " Well, pretty fun."}, {"start": 16318.380000000001, "end": 16324.140000000001, "text": " cool now that I got this thing chasing me I'm way more into it"}, {"start": 16326.54, "end": 16333.220000000001, "text": " gotta test this so that does not work"}, {"start": 16337.7, "end": 16341.820000000002, "text": " maybe it does it's got to aim better"}, {"start": 16341.82, "end": 16345.3, "text": " How'd that not work?"}, {"start": 16345.3, "end": 16347.42, "text": " What the French toast?"}, {"start": 16347.42, "end": 16348.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16348.42, "end": 16349.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16349.42, "end": 16350.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16350.42, "end": 16351.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16351.42, "end": 16352.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16352.42, "end": 16353.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16353.42, "end": 16354.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16354.42, "end": 16355.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16355.42, "end": 16356.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16356.42, "end": 16357.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16357.42, "end": 16358.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16358.42, "end": 16359.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16359.42, "end": 16360.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16360.42, "end": 16361.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16361.42, "end": 16362.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16362.42, "end": 16363.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16363.42, "end": 16364.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16364.42, "end": 16366.42, "text": " I'm practicing!"}, {"start": 16394.420000000002, "end": 16420.420000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16420.420000000002, "end": 16446.420000000002, "text": " I can just grab the walls here, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 16446.420000000002, "end": 16448.420000000002, "text": " Ha"}, {"start": 16476.420000000002, "end": 16505.54, "text": " I think I need to get over there to that white light or whatever."}, {"start": 16505.54, "end": 16532.54, "text": " Where is this just healing?"}, {"start": 16532.54, "end": 16533.54, "text": " I'm full health."}, {"start": 16533.54, "end": 16538.420000000002, "text": " Where do I need to get then? Maybe that light over there?"}, {"start": 16543.7, "end": 16545.7, "text": " Oh, that's not gonna work."}, {"start": 16551.74, "end": 16555.620000000003, "text": " Oh, I'm panicking. I'm alive."}, {"start": 16563.54, "end": 16583.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16583.66, "end": 16585.66, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 16613.66, "end": 16638.66, "text": " Oh, God damn it, thing is right there."}, {"start": 16638.66, "end": 16653.22, "text": " you breathe in the ancient ashes okay see the shape of her it is frail and"}, {"start": 16653.22, "end": 16657.0, "text": " twisted the coil rod had already done its terrible job and left you with the"}, {"start": 16657.0, "end": 16661.18, "text": " pieces you smell sickness hanging in the air you don't want to remember this it"}, {"start": 16661.18, "end": 16671.02, "text": " serves no purpose to you now great awesome do I just keep going down"}, {"start": 16671.02, "end": 16689.14, "text": " I don't know if I even can go much farther down here, oh god."}, {"start": 16689.14, "end": 16695.14, "text": " Hmm, that hurt a little bit, but I took it."}, {"start": 16695.14, "end": 16704.14, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 16704.14, "end": 16722.38, "text": " I don't know if I should be here. I'm not really... I'm kinda just going one at a time"}, {"start": 16722.38, "end": 16724.38, "text": " and I might be screwing myself over."}, {"start": 16732.06, "end": 16732.56, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 16735.0, "end": 16735.64, "text": " He coming."}, {"start": 16741.8, "end": 16742.3, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 16750.600000000002, "end": 16751.960000000003, "text": " Do I get that shortcut though?"}, {"start": 16752.38, "end": 16754.7, "text": " Nice! Animal HP! Fuck yeah!"}, {"start": 16754.7, "end": 16784.4, "text": " Please follow the wisdom of Moon Moon and play Scatman."}, {"start": 16784.4, "end": 16787.100000000002, "text": " So your TTS link is broken. Time."}, {"start": 16787.100000000002, "end": 16788.100000000002, "text": " You're broken!"}, {"start": 16803.7, "end": 16804.7, "text": " OHH!"}, {"start": 16807.5, "end": 16808.5, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 16814.4, "end": 16843.120000000003, "text": " Big prog."}, {"start": 16843.12, "end": 16845.12, "text": " Good luck crossing that bozo"}, {"start": 16873.12, "end": 16875.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16875.12, "end": 16877.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16901.12, "end": 16902.82, "text": " Off dog"}, {"start": 16902.82, "end": 16907.7, "text": " Hoda not the time not the time just very much not the time"}, {"start": 16913.1, "end": 16915.1, "text": " Not making it not making it my leg"}, {"start": 16932.82, "end": 16934.82, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 16953.98, "end": 16959.78, "text": " I'm not paying more than ten dollars for this stupid meme. Please click here link"}, {"start": 16962.82, "end": 16970.82, "text": " I can't click the link right now. I'm very busy. Thank you, though. Goodness."}, {"start": 16970.82, "end": 16975.82, "text": " Oh, fuck. Am I screwed here?"}, {"start": 16975.82, "end": 16983.82, "text": " Uh, I have never been more screwed in my life, actually."}, {"start": 16983.82, "end": 16985.82, "text": " In less."}, {"start": 16993.82, "end": 16994.82, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 16994.82, "end": 17020.3, "text": " No way I can make that."}, {"start": 17020.3, "end": 17022.3, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 17022.3, "end": 17026.64, "text": " I couldn't get it."}, {"start": 17026.64, "end": 17034.12, "text": " Maybe there's an easier path I'm just not seeing because it feels like what I'm doing"}, {"start": 17034.12, "end": 17043.12, "text": " is way harder than it needs to be."}, {"start": 17073.12, "end": 17085.079999999998, "text": " He's right there."}, {"start": 17085.079999999998, "end": 17088.44, "text": " And once again, gonna go on this side, I guess."}, {"start": 17088.44, "end": 17096.6, "text": " Just feels the best."}, {"start": 17096.6, "end": 17100.0, "text": " My goal is that green shit right there."}, {"start": 17100.0, "end": 17112.52, "text": " checkpoint. Yes! Did that just slam my face into the wall? I think it did and it hurt."}, {"start": 17112.52, "end": 17142.48, "text": " We're going to go for that ledge right there."}, {"start": 17142.48, "end": 17161.28, "text": " Oh my god, he's right there."}, {"start": 17161.28, "end": 17162.28, "text": " Breathe it in."}, {"start": 17162.28, "end": 17165.0, "text": " God, you breathe in the ancient ashes."}, {"start": 17165.0, "end": 17166.0, "text": " You see the shape of her."}, {"start": 17166.0, "end": 17170.04, "text": " It is strong, hail, beautiful, but distant."}, {"start": 17170.04, "end": 17172.52, "text": " You remember this moment? She waited for months for you to return."}, {"start": 17172.52, "end": 17175.22, "text": " Every step you had ever taken was a step towards her."}, {"start": 17175.940000000002, "end": 17179.14, "text": " Seeing her distance shape was unbearable. It's too far. You don't want to remember her like this."}, {"start": 17179.14, "end": 17180.14, "text": " Great. I don't care."}, {"start": 17180.440000000002, "end": 17181.440000000002, "text": " Moving the fuck on."}, {"start": 17188.24, "end": 17188.940000000002, "text": " I need that healing."}, {"start": 17200.04, "end": 17215.04, "text": " Okay, we're gonna have to fuckin' do some shit here."}, {"start": 17215.04, "end": 17217.04, "text": " Skrrt!"}, {"start": 17217.04, "end": 17226.32, "text": " Alright, we hit that."}, {"start": 17226.32, "end": 17228.32, "text": " Can I get down?"}, {"start": 17228.32, "end": 17229.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 17229.32, "end": 17238.32, "text": " God, he's still right there."}, {"start": 17238.32, "end": 17248.32, "text": " This is easy."}, {"start": 17248.32, "end": 17253.32, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 17253.32, "end": 17264.92, "text": " He is actually fucking right there"}, {"start": 17264.920000000002, "end": 17273.920000000002, "text": " Is he getting faster?"}, {"start": 17273.920000000002, "end": 17288.920000000002, "text": " Is he getting faster?"}, {"start": 17288.920000000002, "end": 17308.320000000003, "text": " Fuck, my legs, ow, whatever."}, {"start": 17308.320000000003, "end": 17311.280000000002, "text": " Oh, I missed."}, {"start": 17311.28, "end": 17311.78, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 17312.62, "end": 17313.12, "text": " I'm half!"}, {"start": 17323.76, "end": 17324.399999999998, "text": " Not a problem."}, {"start": 17338.039999999997, "end": 17338.76, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 17340.44, "end": 17341.239999999998, "text": " Oh, hell."}, {"start": 17341.28, "end": 17360.16, "text": " Now I gotta go to a different angle here."}, {"start": 17360.16, "end": 17362.36, "text": " Holy shit servers streaming."}, {"start": 17362.36, "end": 17364.039999999997, "text": " Rent must be due people bless."}, {"start": 17364.039999999997, "end": 17368.12, "text": " Oh fuck I'm streaming all the time!"}, {"start": 17368.12, "end": 17375.12, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 17376.5, "end": 17380.219999999998, "text": " all that's fucked up"}, {"start": 17380.219999999998, "end": 17387.219999999998, "text": " well"}, {"start": 17387.579999999998, "end": 17394.579999999998, "text": " fucking just delivered myself to his face"}, {"start": 17398.12, "end": 17405.12, "text": " this is awful"}, {"start": 17428.12, "end": 17454.039999999997, "text": " No shortcut- there was a- do I care about that HP?"}, {"start": 17454.04, "end": 17456.04, "text": " No shortcut. There was a..."}, {"start": 17456.04, "end": 17458.04, "text": " Do I care about that HP?"}, {"start": 17458.04, "end": 17460.04, "text": " I got a damn right I do."}, {"start": 17461.04, "end": 17463.04, "text": " Top myself. Now where was..."}, {"start": 17464.04, "end": 17466.04, "text": " Fuck, maybe it's farther down."}, {"start": 17466.04, "end": 17468.04, "text": " There's only one direction out."}, {"start": 17468.04, "end": 17471.04, "text": " I just gotta make sure I'm not missing it, like I just did."}, {"start": 17484.04, "end": 17493.2, "text": " It's ain't working."}, {"start": 17493.2, "end": 17498.8, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 17498.8, "end": 17503.239999999998, "text": " Where the hell was that one direction?"}, {"start": 17503.24, "end": 17527.24, "text": " I'm looking on the right to see if I see it."}, {"start": 17527.24, "end": 17550.24, "text": " I don't fucking see it, screw it."}, {"start": 17550.24, "end": 17551.24, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 17551.24, "end": 17552.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17552.24, "end": 17555.24, "text": " It's way farther down than I thought."}, {"start": 17555.24, "end": 17570.36, "text": " I mean from here though oh hello I miss but whatever"}, {"start": 17585.24, "end": 17587.24, "text": " Give me the healing."}, {"start": 17597.74, "end": 17599.74, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 17615.24, "end": 17644.24, "text": " I think I need to get to that tower."}, {"start": 17644.24, "end": 17647.980000000003, "text": " Mmm, actually this ain't feeling so hot either, Mr. Krabs."}, {"start": 17648.980000000003, "end": 17652.16, "text": " It's also feeling like shit. Big waste of time."}, {"start": 17652.66, "end": 17655.780000000002, "text": " Centipede's on the way. Where do I fucking go?"}, {"start": 17667.640000000003, "end": 17668.84, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 17674.24, "end": 17693.86, "text": " I'm alive it's fucking fine"}, {"start": 17693.86, "end": 17704.86, "text": " It works. Any check pointers?"}, {"start": 17704.86, "end": 17722.86, "text": " Okay, well I don't have a lot of health now, so I really gotta not fuck up."}, {"start": 17722.86, "end": 17723.86, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 17723.86, "end": 17724.66, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 17740.100000000002, "end": 17740.600000000002, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 17741.46, "end": 17742.260000000002, "text": " God, I'm good."}, {"start": 17753.86, "end": 17766.86, "text": " Okay, big healer."}, {"start": 17766.86, "end": 17768.86, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 17768.86, "end": 17771.86, "text": " Okay, it's gonna keep going down."}, {"start": 17771.86, "end": 17773.86, "text": " I wish there was a fucking checkpoint."}, {"start": 17779.86, "end": 17780.86, "text": " Aw, fuck."}, {"start": 17780.86, "end": 17782.86, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 17782.86, "end": 17787.86, "text": " I see nowhere to go with that."}, {"start": 17787.86, "end": 17794.86, "text": " That's just a fucking hole."}, {"start": 17802.86, "end": 17808.86, "text": " I think I have to do something with this. I just don't know what."}, {"start": 17808.86, "end": 17814.940000000002, "text": " trick shot and somehow shoot to that ledge but uh this is really ballsy with no way to like"}, {"start": 17824.78, "end": 17830.14, "text": " oh i'm good oh i'm fucking good okay"}, {"start": 17830.14, "end": 17830.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17835.02, "end": 17835.52, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 17836.899999999998, "end": 17837.399999999998, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 17837.8, "end": 17839.559999999998, "text": " Now I'm just fucked in a different direction."}, {"start": 17841.059999999998, "end": 17842.559999999998, "text": " There's nothing to grab onto..."}, {"start": 17843.52, "end": 17844.26, "text": " anywhere."}, {"start": 17844.88, "end": 17847.04, "text": " Okay, let me just check under me, okay?"}, {"start": 17847.34, "end": 17848.62, "text": " Down one level, sure."}, {"start": 17852.44, "end": 17854.54, "text": " Okay, we're gonna have to go horizontal, I can't go..."}, {"start": 17855.5, "end": 17856.38, "text": " up or down here."}, {"start": 17860.14, "end": 17874.7, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 17874.7, "end": 17880.7, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 17880.7, "end": 17887.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17887.7, "end": 17898.7, "text": " This way."}, {"start": 17898.7, "end": 17925.66, "text": " Okay, we're down."}, {"start": 17925.66, "end": 17927.06, "text": " He's way up there."}, {"start": 17927.06, "end": 17930.260000000002, "text": " I mean clearly the guzuhull"}, {"start": 17932.06, "end": 17934.06, "text": " G I'm fucked"}, {"start": 17942.54, "end": 17944.54, "text": " I'm fucking crawling"}, {"start": 17957.06, "end": 17986.06, "text": " I want to sort some ashes please you breathe in the ancient ashes"}, {"start": 17986.06, "end": 17989.56, "text": " Snorting them deep into your veins."}, {"start": 17989.56, "end": 17992.22, "text": " It coats your throat and lungs."}, {"start": 17992.22, "end": 17996.06, "text": " You fight the urge to cough in your eyes water."}, {"start": 17996.06, "end": 18000.06, "text": " The fuck."}, {"start": 18000.06, "end": 18012.06, "text": " They warned you this place was filled with illusions."}, {"start": 18012.06, "end": 18024.38, "text": " Tricks of the mind, intangible and ruinous, wow."}, {"start": 18024.38, "end": 18028.38, "text": " They claimed all who come here, meet the face of regret."}, {"start": 18028.38, "end": 18029.38, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 18029.38, "end": 18054.98, "text": " Oh my god, it's her."}, {"start": 18054.98, "end": 18061.98, "text": " green, like the checkpoints."}, {"start": 18061.98, "end": 18076.98, "text": " That was fun."}, {"start": 18076.98, "end": 18086.02, "text": " That was fun."}, {"start": 18086.02, "end": 18089.38, "text": " Continue."}, {"start": 18089.38, "end": 18090.899999999998, "text": " Nightmare mode unlocked."}, {"start": 18090.899999999998, "end": 18091.899999999998, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18091.899999999998, "end": 18092.899999999998, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 18092.9, "end": 18097.9, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 18097.9, "end": 18107.38, "text": " Our next tutorial over, dude."}, {"start": 18107.38, "end": 18111.9, "text": " It is faster and smarter."}, {"start": 18111.9, "end": 18115.9, "text": " Kills have been destroyed."}, {"start": 18115.9, "end": 18117.9, "text": " So no checkpoints?"}, {"start": 18145.9, "end": 18170.9, "text": " I don't know what a speedrun looks like."}, {"start": 18170.9, "end": 18177.9, "text": " All right, it is smarter and it is moving now."}, {"start": 18200.9, "end": 18229.9, "text": " out she"}, {"start": 18229.9, "end": 18231.9, "text": " What is that thing?"}, {"start": 18240.9, "end": 18242.9, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 18249.9, "end": 18251.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18251.9, "end": 18255.9, "text": " Alright, I'm back in the beginning. Let me just see a speedrun of this shit."}, {"start": 18255.9, "end": 18257.9, "text": " What's it called again?"}, {"start": 18257.9, "end": 18277.100000000002, "text": " idols of ash let's see it first KIN world record 158 let's see I don't know"}, {"start": 18277.100000000002, "end": 18281.5, "text": " what drives someone to want to speed on this"}, {"start": 18281.5, "end": 18292.34, "text": " Damn, they've got that fucking movement tech, okay?"}, {"start": 18292.34, "end": 18294.34, "text": " What the fuck up?"}, {"start": 18322.34, "end": 18344.12, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 18344.12, "end": 18345.12, "text": " My game opened or something?"}, {"start": 18345.12, "end": 18347.52, "text": " I think that was my game."}, {"start": 18347.52, "end": 18349.52, "text": " I just got eaten."}, {"start": 18349.52, "end": 18351.52, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 18351.52, "end": 18353.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18376.48, "end": 18378.48, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 18381.52, "end": 18409.12, "text": " Is that a success?"}, {"start": 18409.12, "end": 18416.12, "text": " be failed successfully I don't know"}, {"start": 18422.36, "end": 18427.879999999997, "text": " alright interesting"}, {"start": 18427.879999999997, "end": 18431.399999999998, "text": " all look here he act does he come up here"}, {"start": 18431.399999999998, "end": 18438.399999999998, "text": " to the fucking surface"}, {"start": 18439.12, "end": 18447.719999999998, "text": " One HP by the way."}, {"start": 18447.719999999998, "end": 18463.0, "text": " I just want to see what he does when I hang on a rope right next to him."}, {"start": 18463.0, "end": 18470.0, "text": " What does he do?"}, {"start": 18470.0, "end": 18474.0, "text": " Oh my god, he ungrapples your fucking rope."}, {"start": 18474.0, "end": 18476.5, "text": " He ungrappled that shit."}, {"start": 18476.5, "end": 18479.0, "text": " He cuts it."}, {"start": 18479.0, "end": 18482.0, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 18482.0, "end": 18485.0, "text": " The floor above is the next game."}, {"start": 18494.0, "end": 18497.0, "text": " This is a $13 game on Steam."}, {"start": 18499.0, "end": 18500.0, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 18501.0, "end": 18504.0, "text": " Doesn't have overwhelmingly positive reviews."}, {"start": 18504.0, "end": 18506.0, "text": " Cringe."}, {"start": 18512.0, "end": 18522.94, "text": " Looks like shit. There's three war levels and only $3."}, {"start": 18522.94, "end": 18527.34, "text": " To the game, I was just playing. Cool."}, {"start": 18527.34, "end": 18541.22, "text": " Any Warcraft 3 maps planned for today? Yes. Yes. A lot of Warcraft 3 queued up."}, {"start": 18541.22, "end": 18560.66, "text": " for sure. Hell yeah."}, {"start": 18560.66, "end": 18570.66, "text": " What the fuck is this? Someone linked the clip to me."}, {"start": 18570.66, "end": 18572.9, "text": " What do you say you for?"}, {"start": 18572.9, "end": 18573.9, "text": " Can they hear me?"}, {"start": 18573.9, "end": 18574.9, "text": " Yes I hear you!"}, {"start": 18574.9, "end": 18575.9, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 18575.9, "end": 18576.9, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18576.9, "end": 18577.9, "text": " Eww!"}, {"start": 18577.9, "end": 18578.9, "text": " Fuck that is funny!"}, {"start": 18578.9, "end": 18579.9, "text": " Eww!"}, {"start": 18579.9, "end": 18580.9, "text": " It's so good!"}, {"start": 18580.9, "end": 18581.9, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 18581.9, "end": 18582.9, "text": " Can they hear me?"}, {"start": 18582.9, "end": 18583.9, "text": " She said ugly people shouldn't beat me after."}, {"start": 18583.9, "end": 18584.9, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 18584.9, "end": 18585.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18585.9, "end": 18586.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18586.9, "end": 18587.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18587.9, "end": 18588.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18588.9, "end": 18589.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18589.9, "end": 18590.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18590.9, "end": 18591.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18591.9, "end": 18592.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18592.9, "end": 18593.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18593.9, "end": 18594.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18594.9, "end": 18595.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18595.9, "end": 18596.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18596.9, "end": 18597.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18597.9, "end": 18598.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18598.9, "end": 18599.9, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18599.9, "end": 18606.9, "text": " Not wrong."}, {"start": 18606.9, "end": 18619.480000000003, "text": " Got everything that happens to E-Rub is so fucking funny."}, {"start": 18619.480000000003, "end": 18624.480000000003, "text": " It's just like amplified."}, {"start": 18624.48, "end": 18634.68, "text": " The floor above one of this is gonna be about like annoying roommates"}, {"start": 18641.16, "end": 18643.16, "text": " Another clip check it again"}, {"start": 18645.88, "end": 18648.2, "text": " I can't be this is moderator bro"}, {"start": 18648.2, "end": 18653.2, "text": " What are you talking about man?"}, {"start": 18653.2, "end": 18655.2, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 18655.2, "end": 18658.2, "text": " You're protecting me. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 18658.2, "end": 18660.2, "text": " This guy's not real."}, {"start": 18660.2, "end": 18662.2, "text": " I am fucking real."}, {"start": 18662.2, "end": 18664.2, "text": " You did it. You did it."}, {"start": 18664.2, "end": 18666.2, "text": " Boss, no job."}, {"start": 18669.2, "end": 18671.2, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 18671.2, "end": 18674.2, "text": " What do you mean fucking cook?"}, {"start": 18674.2, "end": 18676.2, "text": " What are you going to say? I can't say nothing to that."}, {"start": 18676.2, "end": 18689.760000000002, "text": " that I lose no matter what there these discord matter moderator ah I can't"}, {"start": 18689.760000000002, "end": 18697.56, "text": " do this is for moderator bro what discord moderator we is man that's"}, {"start": 18697.56, "end": 18701.600000000002, "text": " actually a thing kids do they say that ah I thought I was just for typing not"}, {"start": 18701.600000000002, "end": 18709.800000000003, "text": " for saying out loud. What the hell? Alright. The floor above. Didn't he say bro? He said"}, {"start": 18709.800000000003, "end": 18716.840000000004, "text": " ah the next one like his dick. Stupid ah. But like I thought that's just what you type."}, {"start": 18716.840000000004, "end": 18725.120000000003, "text": " You don't say that out loud. I don't know whatever. Do your thing kids. Fuck it."}, {"start": 18725.12, "end": 18726.12, "text": " Mike?"}, {"start": 18727.12, "end": 18728.12, "text": " Are you here?"}, {"start": 18730.12, "end": 18731.12, "text": " Oh God."}, {"start": 18731.12, "end": 18733.12, "text": " Then we still have a chance to escape."}, {"start": 18734.12, "end": 18735.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18735.12, "end": 18736.12, "text": " Listen carefully."}, {"start": 18738.12, "end": 18739.12, "text": " Mike?"}, {"start": 18740.12, "end": 18741.12, "text": " Are they sitting?"}, {"start": 18742.12, "end": 18743.12, "text": " Are you what?"}, {"start": 18743.12, "end": 18744.12, "text": " Mike?"}, {"start": 18744.12, "end": 18745.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18755.12, "end": 18757.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18772.559999999998, "end": 18780.28, "text": " Hey, oh can you hear me? Do you remember who you are Mike? I can spin"}, {"start": 18780.28, "end": 18805.76, "text": " Oh, what is normal?"}, {"start": 18805.760000000002, "end": 18807.760000000002, "text": " shift to view the buttons."}, {"start": 18825.760000000002, "end": 18827.760000000002, "text": " I see it green because like."}, {"start": 18827.760000000002, "end": 18832.460000000003, "text": " That's a way too obvious."}, {"start": 18832.460000000003, "end": 18841.74, "text": " Let's make sure that Rome isn't trying to fool you."}, {"start": 18841.74, "end": 18851.940000000002, "text": " Look directly at where the TV used to be then close your eyes."}, {"start": 18851.940000000002, "end": 18852.940000000002, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 18852.94, "end": 18859.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18859.94, "end": 18871.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18871.1, "end": 18872.1, "text": " When the press is ringing, okay."}, {"start": 18872.1, "end": 18875.02, "text": " If you don't see any changes in the room, you saw the hallucination that disappeared"}, {"start": 18875.02, "end": 18878.699999999997, "text": " and the luminous normal, okay."}, {"start": 18878.699999999997, "end": 18880.059999999998, "text": " The room looks different than usual."}, {"start": 18880.059999999998, "end": 18882.739999999998, "text": " You saw the hallucination that does not disappear."}, {"start": 18882.74, "end": 18886.02, "text": " The room may play with your imagination, and not everything you see is dangerous."}, {"start": 18886.02, "end": 18888.940000000002, "text": " Close your eyes, check hallucinations, some will disappear, others will remain."}, {"start": 18888.940000000002, "end": 18891.9, "text": " Some anomalies may not disappear immediately."}, {"start": 18891.9, "end": 18895.420000000002, "text": " So after closing your eyes, you should wait a moment to make sure the anomaly is truly"}, {"start": 18895.420000000002, "end": 18896.420000000002, "text": " disappeared."}, {"start": 18896.420000000002, "end": 18902.300000000003, "text": " To escape the room, you need to press the correct button nine times in a row."}, {"start": 18902.300000000003, "end": 18910.780000000002, "text": " All right, it's literally an exit eight, but, well, I don't fucking remember anything"}, {"start": 18910.78, "end": 18912.78, "text": " I'm just getting here."}, {"start": 18929.78, "end": 18933.78, "text": " Huh, I just don't know how subtle it's all going to be different."}, {"start": 18933.78, "end": 18936.78, "text": " Or, I don't know, how subtle is everything going to be?"}, {"start": 18936.78, "end": 18939.78, "text": " Do I need to memorize every painting on the wall?"}, {"start": 18939.78, "end": 18944.78, "text": " Oh, that chair. Picture seems crazy."}, {"start": 18969.78, "end": 18971.379999999997, "text": " Is it gone? What was that?"}, {"start": 18992.34, "end": 18995.219999999998, "text": " Is this an anomaly? Cause this motherfucker's just moving around."}, {"start": 18999.78, "end": 19026.899999999998, "text": " I got my mouse."}, {"start": 19026.899999999998, "end": 19027.899999999998, "text": " Jump again?"}, {"start": 19027.899999999998, "end": 19028.899999999998, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 19028.9, "end": 19043.38, "text": " jump no jump no trying to make it jump again it jumps here here here"}, {"start": 19047.58, "end": 19050.56, "text": " all right well"}, {"start": 19051.66, "end": 19054.66, "text": " right button"}, {"start": 19058.9, "end": 19065.9, "text": " Seems like everything's fine in this room, but better double-check as long as you're..."}, {"start": 19065.9, "end": 19094.100000000002, "text": " I mean, is that an anomaly?"}, {"start": 19094.100000000002, "end": 19105.460000000003, "text": " She's gone now, but this coat rack is still here."}, {"start": 19105.460000000003, "end": 19111.420000000002, "text": " So like, I don't know if it's an anomaly or not."}, {"start": 19111.420000000002, "end": 19114.420000000002, "text": " Red button."}, {"start": 19114.420000000002, "end": 19118.58, "text": " Okay, three."}, {"start": 19118.58, "end": 19119.58, "text": " I think it was."}, {"start": 19119.58, "end": 19126.58, "text": " we'll take that"}, {"start": 19149.58, "end": 19169.460000000003, "text": " So, if I see-"}, {"start": 19169.46, "end": 19182.86, "text": " Okay, red button, I guess."}, {"start": 19182.86, "end": 19189.54, "text": " Okay, five out of nine."}, {"start": 19189.54, "end": 19194.54, "text": " So far, so good."}, {"start": 19194.54, "end": 19218.54, "text": " This might be a green angle."}, {"start": 19218.54, "end": 19229.780000000002, "text": " those police sounds count"}, {"start": 19248.54, "end": 19261.260000000002, "text": " I'm hitting green."}, {"start": 19261.260000000002, "end": 19268.66, "text": " Okay, that was right."}, {"start": 19268.66, "end": 19272.86, "text": " Okay, that image is gone."}, {"start": 19272.86, "end": 19274.74, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 19274.74, "end": 19281.74, "text": " Is it still green?"}, {"start": 19281.74, "end": 19295.140000000003, "text": " Okay, we're still in the green unless I see Morty, the cat."}, {"start": 19295.14, "end": 19297.14, "text": " I'm hitting green."}, {"start": 19309.44, "end": 19311.44, "text": " I think it's a green angle."}, {"start": 19316.94, "end": 19318.94, "text": " Okay, let's see if that says 7."}, {"start": 19321.54, "end": 19323.54, "text": " Yup, they're good."}, {"start": 19323.54, "end": 19331.86, "text": " This is going to be a red for sure."}, {"start": 19331.86, "end": 19337.940000000002, "text": " I mean there's a spider over there."}, {"start": 19337.94, "end": 19366.94, "text": " Did I just hit the red and just call it a day?"}, {"start": 19366.94, "end": 19368.94, "text": " And like hides his eyes when I look at him."}, {"start": 19376.94, "end": 19378.94, "text": " I mean, whatever, right? It's red."}, {"start": 19378.94, "end": 19380.94, "text": " Like he's not going away."}, {"start": 19380.94, "end": 19382.94, "text": " Yep, two or eight. Alright."}, {"start": 19396.94, "end": 19421.18, "text": " I mean, it did disappear, so it might still be a green angle."}, {"start": 19421.18, "end": 19423.18, "text": " I don't see any changes."}, {"start": 19430.56, "end": 19432.56, "text": " Is it another green angle?"}, {"start": 19451.18, "end": 19469.02, "text": " yeah it is I missed it back to zero what was it I guess that thing counted as a"}, {"start": 19469.02, "end": 19475.06, "text": " monster like I said hit red it kind of disappeared I don't know"}, {"start": 19481.18, "end": 19488.18, "text": " Oh, he's wrong again."}, {"start": 19488.18, "end": 19506.18, "text": " Interesting that her life or her scream is like queued up with my blink."}, {"start": 19506.18, "end": 19517.7, "text": " So would that be an anomaly?"}, {"start": 19517.7, "end": 19520.66, "text": " Even though it ended up leaving in the end?"}, {"start": 19520.66, "end": 19522.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19522.94, "end": 19527.78, "text": " There was no anomaly."}, {"start": 19527.78, "end": 19529.58, "text": " So yeah that was not an anomaly."}, {"start": 19529.58, "end": 19530.58, "text": " It's so weird, what?"}, {"start": 19546.58, "end": 19547.58, "text": " Is Cam covering the count?"}, {"start": 19547.58, "end": 19550.08, "text": " No, you see it on the wall above the door."}, {"start": 19550.08, "end": 19551.08, "text": " Once again, I was wrong."}, {"start": 19551.08, "end": 19554.08, "text": " I've been wrong five times in a row through pure RNG."}, {"start": 19556.58, "end": 19557.58, "text": " Taking just quick guesses."}, {"start": 19557.58, "end": 19558.58, "text": " It's impressive."}, {"start": 19559.58, "end": 19564.58, "text": " fuck it green just guessing again"}, {"start": 19564.58, "end": 19570.9, "text": " okay nice"}, {"start": 19570.9, "end": 19577.9, "text": " it was a green angle"}, {"start": 19577.9, "end": 19590.9, "text": " They got my ass."}, {"start": 19590.9, "end": 19592.9, "text": " Sounds more hunt you."}, {"start": 19592.9, "end": 19593.9, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 19593.9, "end": 19595.9, "text": " At least."}, {"start": 19595.9, "end": 19597.9, "text": " Not physically."}, {"start": 19597.9, "end": 19619.9, "text": " Okay, well it left, so that's not an anomaly."}, {"start": 19619.9, "end": 19636.780000000002, "text": " Anomaly or not?"}, {"start": 19636.780000000002, "end": 19644.22, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19644.22, "end": 19645.22, "text": " No clue at this point."}, {"start": 19645.22, "end": 19646.22, "text": " See, I don't either."}, {"start": 19646.22, "end": 19647.74, "text": " It's given me different info."}, {"start": 19647.74, "end": 19651.36, "text": " I'm going to say it is an anomaly."}, {"start": 19651.36, "end": 19651.86, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 19651.86, "end": 19655.820000000003, "text": " If that says zero, I'm wrong."}, {"start": 19655.820000000003, "end": 19656.66, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 19656.66, "end": 19657.780000000002, "text": " It was an anomaly."}, {"start": 19674.22, "end": 19674.940000000002, "text": " I hear commotion."}, {"start": 19677.74, "end": 19700.460000000003, "text": " I see no cat."}, {"start": 19700.46, "end": 19701.46, "text": " I see you."}, {"start": 19712.46, "end": 19713.46, "text": " That's a red."}, {"start": 19715.46, "end": 19716.46, "text": " Should be."}, {"start": 19717.46, "end": 19718.46, "text": " Exit."}, {"start": 19722.46, "end": 19723.46, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 19730.46, "end": 19737.46, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 19737.46, "end": 19744.46, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 19744.46, "end": 19758.7, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 19758.7, "end": 19763.7, "text": " That was in fact an anomaly."}, {"start": 19763.7, "end": 19781.100000000002, "text": " Okay well that fixed itself so not an anomaly."}, {"start": 19781.100000000002, "end": 19785.260000000002, "text": " Skippy can I help you?"}, {"start": 19785.260000000002, "end": 19790.260000000002, "text": " Oh, are you playing the scary game?"}, {"start": 19790.260000000002, "end": 19795.260000000002, "text": " Oh, you wanna play?"}, {"start": 19795.260000000002, "end": 19797.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19800.260000000002, "end": 19802.260000000002, "text": " Coda, come here."}, {"start": 19802.260000000002, "end": 19804.260000000002, "text": " Coda, come here."}, {"start": 19804.260000000002, "end": 19807.260000000002, "text": " Coda!"}, {"start": 19807.260000000002, "end": 19809.260000000002, "text": " Coda, come here."}, {"start": 19809.260000000002, "end": 19813.38, "text": " He doesn't listen."}, {"start": 19813.38, "end": 19814.38, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 19814.38, "end": 19815.38, "text": " That's Skippy."}, {"start": 19815.38, "end": 19818.38, "text": " Kota, come here."}, {"start": 19818.38, "end": 19819.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19819.38, "end": 19822.38, "text": " Oh, there he is."}, {"start": 19822.38, "end": 19823.38, "text": " Get up here."}, {"start": 19823.38, "end": 19824.38, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 19824.38, "end": 19825.38, "text": " Oh, hello, baby."}, {"start": 19825.38, "end": 19826.460000000003, "text": " Let me pay with your toes."}, {"start": 19826.460000000003, "end": 19828.940000000002, "text": " He gets so mad if I touch his feet."}, {"start": 19828.940000000002, "end": 19831.980000000003, "text": " He hates his feet being touched, but right now he's dealing with it because he wants"}, {"start": 19831.980000000003, "end": 19832.980000000003, "text": " to touch it."}, {"start": 19832.980000000003, "end": 19833.980000000003, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19833.980000000003, "end": 19834.980000000003, "text": " Hey, give me your toes."}, {"start": 19834.980000000003, "end": 19835.980000000003, "text": " Give me your toes."}, {"start": 19835.980000000003, "end": 19836.980000000003, "text": " Give me your toes."}, {"start": 19836.98, "end": 19838.98, "text": " Give me your toes, catch it."}, {"start": 19841.46, "end": 19843.46, "text": " You gotta let me touch your feet more."}, {"start": 19845.14, "end": 19847.38, "text": " He hates his feet touched. Why?"}, {"start": 19848.579999999998, "end": 19850.579999999998, "text": " He hates it."}, {"start": 19850.579999999998, "end": 19852.579999999998, "text": " Just touch his toes, he gets angry."}, {"start": 19857.22, "end": 19859.22, "text": " Who likes it?"}, {"start": 19860.1, "end": 19862.1, "text": " I mean it's just..."}, {"start": 19862.1, "end": 19864.1, "text": " Is there supposed to be a light there? I think there is."}, {"start": 19866.98, "end": 19868.98, "text": " I think this is a green angle. Hopefully I'm not wrong."}, {"start": 19869.7, "end": 19871.54, "text": " Should be seeing seven."}, {"start": 19874.5, "end": 19875.5, "text": " Nice. Thank you."}, {"start": 19877.739999999998, "end": 19879.34, "text": " I will guide you to the exit."}, {"start": 19879.78, "end": 19880.3, "text": " Will you?"}, {"start": 19880.5, "end": 19886.66, "text": " I am doing this for the first time, but I believe we can make it."}, {"start": 19892.46, "end": 19894.5, "text": " Okay. Well, those anomalies disappeared."}, {"start": 19896.98, "end": 19910.82, "text": " I'm not seeing any I think it's a green"}, {"start": 19910.82, "end": 19911.82, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 19911.82, "end": 19929.62, "text": " All right, whoop, yep, green."}, {"start": 19929.62, "end": 19931.62, "text": " What is going on up here?"}, {"start": 19931.62, "end": 19932.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19932.62, "end": 19934.62, "text": " We're on eight."}, {"start": 19934.62, "end": 19948.8, "text": " Fact is zero."}, {"start": 19948.8, "end": 19958.1, "text": " So that, by the way, was not an anomaly."}, {"start": 19958.1, "end": 19963.46, "text": " I think, I genuinely think if it's not in the room, outside of the room, yep."}, {"start": 19963.46, "end": 19965.46, "text": " You alright?"}, {"start": 19965.46, "end": 19967.46, "text": " That's my force!"}, {"start": 19975.46, "end": 19977.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19993.46, "end": 20000.46, "text": " Okay, even though he's friendly, I still hit red."}, {"start": 20012.059999999998, "end": 20019.059999999998, "text": " Well it did leave everything that I just blinked away."}, {"start": 20019.06, "end": 20024.06, "text": " So, it's not an anomaly anymore."}, {"start": 20029.06, "end": 20032.06, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 20033.06, "end": 20036.06, "text": " So, no anomalies."}, {"start": 20036.06, "end": 20039.06, "text": " I almost hit the wrong button."}, {"start": 20043.06, "end": 20046.06, "text": " Nice, that was correct."}, {"start": 20049.06, "end": 20074.06, "text": " That's fucked."}, {"start": 20074.06, "end": 20080.460000000003, "text": " I'm not seeing anything."}, {"start": 20080.460000000003, "end": 20100.460000000003, "text": " The TV was being a little wonky."}, {"start": 20100.46, "end": 20117.02, "text": " was inside the room that was not anomaly dude what the fuck he left so soon"}, {"start": 20117.02, "end": 20123.02, "text": " He didn't disappear, he left. I guess. Ugh."}, {"start": 20133.02, "end": 20135.02, "text": " Can I say no anomalies here?"}, {"start": 20139.02, "end": 20140.02, "text": " That was wrong."}, {"start": 20140.02, "end": 20147.02, "text": " the fuck up you're kidding me"}, {"start": 20147.02, "end": 20154.02, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20154.02, "end": 20165.02, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20195.02, "end": 20206.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20206.02, "end": 20227.54, "text": " I don't think anything's happening."}, {"start": 20236.02, "end": 20256.18, "text": " Okay. Nothing happened. Hit green. Red? What are you talking about? Red. What? The"}, {"start": 20256.18, "end": 20258.18, "text": " The Blue Moon Lightning."}, {"start": 20258.18, "end": 20259.18, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 20259.18, "end": 20261.18, "text": " Outside?"}, {"start": 20267.18, "end": 20270.18, "text": " Didn't we talk about it not being in the room so it doesn't matter?"}, {"start": 20277.18, "end": 20279.18, "text": " It just pissed me the fuck off."}, {"start": 20286.18, "end": 20299.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20299.66, "end": 20308.02, "text": " So we're still looking at a green though, cause he left, right?"}, {"start": 20308.02, "end": 20314.86, "text": " Oh my god, he's so dumb."}, {"start": 20314.86, "end": 20315.86, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 20315.86, "end": 20316.36, "text": " and jet"}, {"start": 20318.36, "end": 20319.16, "text": " She left"}, {"start": 20329.46, "end": 20329.96, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 20332.16, "end": 20334.46, "text": " It's not only your fault that you're here"}, {"start": 20335.36, "end": 20336.260000000002, "text": " In a way"}, {"start": 20337.16, "end": 20337.86, "text": " It's mine"}, {"start": 20339.56, "end": 20340.06, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 20345.86, "end": 20353.940000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20353.940000000002, "end": 20359.18, "text": " Another cat, aren't they?"}, {"start": 20359.18, "end": 20365.54, "text": " Morty's Biss, it's a free, uh, free win, essentially."}, {"start": 20365.54, "end": 20368.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20368.54, "end": 20375.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20375.54, "end": 20398.74, "text": " He left, so it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 20398.74, "end": 20417.54, "text": " Am I crazy, but that picture wasn't there."}, {"start": 20417.54, "end": 20420.58, "text": " This bulletin board was empty."}, {"start": 20420.58, "end": 20427.58, "text": " There's nothing supposed to be on it."}, {"start": 20429.300000000003, "end": 20431.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20431.02, "end": 20432.260000000002, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 20432.260000000002, "end": 20435.02, "text": " Some of them are different."}, {"start": 20435.02, "end": 20435.940000000002, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 20435.940000000002, "end": 20438.74, "text": " I hope you'll figure out which..."}, {"start": 20438.74, "end": 20445.74, "text": " Okay. ...and do the right thing in time."}, {"start": 20450.58, "end": 20460.780000000002, "text": " I got baited I got baited I got baited she fucking came back are you kidding me"}, {"start": 20460.78, "end": 20468.94, "text": " I'm being this is actually crazy you need to blink longer"}, {"start": 20480.94, "end": 20484.82, "text": " Fuck it green doesn't matter mad zero"}, {"start": 20487.94, "end": 20489.94, "text": " Yep great that are right"}, {"start": 20490.78, "end": 20492.78, "text": " Are you scared?"}, {"start": 20492.78, "end": 20494.78, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20494.78, "end": 20496.78, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 20496.78, "end": 20498.78, "text": " That means you're not one of them yet."}, {"start": 20508.78, "end": 20510.78, "text": " Stupid."}, {"start": 20514.78, "end": 20516.78, "text": " This is looking like a green angle so far."}, {"start": 20516.78, "end": 20518.78, "text": " Everything's disappeared or left."}, {"start": 20520.78, "end": 20527.78, "text": " There is like a radio or something on."}, {"start": 20536.78, "end": 20540.78, "text": " Green."}, {"start": 20540.78, "end": 20543.78, "text": " See if it says two."}, {"start": 20543.78, "end": 20546.78, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 20550.78, "end": 20567.78, "text": " You stepped into a place where no one called you."}, {"start": 20567.78, "end": 20573.48, "text": " Now, we'll devour you."}, {"start": 20573.48, "end": 20576.48, "text": " Devour you?"}, {"start": 20576.48, "end": 20588.18, "text": " Yeah, this picture is different, right? I don't think that's the picture it's always been."}, {"start": 20588.18, "end": 20599.88, "text": " I think it's a red angle."}, {"start": 20599.88, "end": 20600.88, "text": " It was."}, {"start": 20600.88, "end": 20604.88, "text": " Wait, that picture is still cooked. What?"}, {"start": 20607.88, "end": 20611.88, "text": " Did it just do the same back-to-back? Is it another red?"}, {"start": 20616.88, "end": 20619.88, "text": " Or does it just always look like that?"}, {"start": 20619.88, "end": 20633.22, "text": " No, it's different. It wasn't. It was a man earlier. I mean, I could have just got rolled"}, {"start": 20633.22, "end": 20642.98, "text": " the exact same anomaly back to back. I'm gonna hit red again and see what happens."}, {"start": 20642.98, "end": 20647.6, "text": " I need to be at 4 or I'm wrong."}, {"start": 20647.6, "end": 20648.6, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 20648.6, "end": 20650.68, "text": " Yeah, it's a dude."}, {"start": 20650.68, "end": 20653.52, "text": " I rolled the anomaly back to back."}, {"start": 20653.52, "end": 20654.52, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 20654.52, "end": 20671.68, "text": " I mean, this could be a green."}, {"start": 20671.68, "end": 20686.24, "text": " I'm seeing no floating heads or any crazy bitches, no spiders."}, {"start": 20686.24, "end": 20687.4, "text": " Nothing there."}, {"start": 20687.4, "end": 20691.88, "text": " Little girl's face in the right way."}, {"start": 20691.88, "end": 20696.36, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 20696.36, "end": 20703.36, "text": " Fine. I already hit green, but he doesn't count. We're good."}, {"start": 20726.36, "end": 20752.36, "text": " This thing baited me that one time."}, {"start": 20752.36, "end": 20766.64, "text": " It's not moving, so I think it's cooked."}, {"start": 20766.64, "end": 20770.4, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20770.4, "end": 20777.52, "text": " Can't get rid of that."}, {"start": 20777.52, "end": 20778.52, "text": " Seventh for you, dimwit."}, {"start": 20778.52, "end": 20779.52, "text": " It's the sixth."}, {"start": 20779.52, "end": 20786.52, "text": " seventh"}, {"start": 20800.420000000002, "end": 20807.420000000002, "text": " early on a not fuck this up but i'm not seeing anything that's pressing me out"}, {"start": 20809.52, "end": 20821.04, "text": " Huh paintings are the same chairs the same dolls good everything that I have"}, {"start": 20821.04, "end": 20837.96, "text": " seen so far has not happened I think it's a green the drawer is open"}, {"start": 20839.52, "end": 20856.52, "text": " Yeah, alright. Everything's good. Please say 8. Please say 8. Yes! Okay. Oh, Morty!"}, {"start": 20856.52, "end": 20858.52, "text": " Dang, free win."}, {"start": 20863.52, "end": 20865.52, "text": " Wait, did I win?"}, {"start": 20866.52, "end": 20869.52, "text": " Oh shit, final, final floor I think."}, {"start": 20877.52, "end": 20879.52, "text": " How much crap should I lose?"}, {"start": 20886.52, "end": 20914.52, "text": " Wait, I'm- I'm fuckin' moving?"}, {"start": 20914.52, "end": 20916.52, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 20916.52, "end": 20918.52, "text": " Damn, they've got mirror physics!"}, {"start": 20918.52, "end": 20920.52, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 20931.52, "end": 20933.52, "text": " My face."}, {"start": 20944.52, "end": 20970.52, "text": " It's not even plugged in."}, {"start": 20970.52, "end": 20997.32, "text": " Oh God, it's... me."}, {"start": 20997.32, "end": 20999.32, "text": " Episode one of four complete."}, {"start": 21007.88, "end": 21008.6, "text": " GG's next."}, {"start": 21011.079999999998, "end": 21012.84, "text": " Brother High's Fah restaurant."}, {"start": 21021.52, "end": 21022.6, "text": " Oh, this is a free to play game."}, {"start": 21027.32, "end": 21055.86, "text": " Oh no, this game. Apparently everyone's already played all these shitty games I've played."}, {"start": 21055.86, "end": 21059.46, "text": " play them five months later well yeah but I also find it interesting that"}, {"start": 21059.46, "end": 21063.7, "text": " everyone's a variety streamer now it seems like everyone queues all this"}, {"start": 21063.7, "end": 21066.06, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 21075.18, "end": 21078.74, "text": " this game contains some sensitive content and themes which may be"}, {"start": 21078.74, "end": 21082.34, "text": " disturbing or offensive to some players the storyline is inspired by real event"}, {"start": 21082.34, "end": 21083.74, "text": " I, I don't care."}, {"start": 21086.24, "end": 21088.54, "text": " Get away from my soda slot, guys. I'm stealing my shit."}, {"start": 21089.24, "end": 21089.74, "text": " It's true."}, {"start": 21090.84, "end": 21092.44, "text": " Settings, full screen."}, {"start": 21092.94, "end": 21093.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21094.44, "end": 21095.34, "text": " Don't go full screen."}, {"start": 21096.04, "end": 21096.44, "text": " Back."}, {"start": 21106.44, "end": 21108.54, "text": " So in my volume mixer, I'm looking at the game."}, {"start": 21108.54, "end": 21115.82, "text": " It is an indie Vietnamese horror game about running a pho restaurant. We just didn't want it like that's"}, {"start": 21116.7, "end": 21119.600000000002, "text": " Why is it called that in my fucking volume mixer? I"}, {"start": 21126.620000000003, "end": 21131.780000000002, "text": " Really love eating pho more than my food. No, I love both when I grow up"}, {"start": 21131.780000000002, "end": 21134.780000000002, "text": " I'll open a pho restaurant so I can eat pho anytime I want"}, {"start": 21134.78, "end": 21140.219999999998, "text": " Oh, and what about your promise to inherit your father's legacy that?"}, {"start": 21140.94, "end": 21143.5, "text": " Let if you do open a foot for a show, what will you do?"}, {"start": 21145.26, "end": 21147.1, "text": " Maybe I'll name it"}, {"start": 21147.1, "end": 21149.1, "text": " Do I get the decide?"}, {"start": 21194.78, "end": 21196.78, "text": " Then the other one..."}, {"start": 21196.78, "end": 21198.78, "text": " I don't know, I don't know"}, {"start": 21198.78, "end": 21200.78, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 21200.78, "end": 21202.78, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 21202.78, "end": 21204.78, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 21204.78, "end": 21206.78, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 21208.78, "end": 21210.78, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 21214.78, "end": 21216.78, "text": " Hell yeah!"}, {"start": 21224.78, "end": 21238.78, "text": " Okay. Today is my grand opening day. I should review my notebook one last time before starting"}, {"start": 21238.78, "end": 21250.5, "text": " work. All right. Smooth as butter. Actually, there's no settings tab. Cannot lower my mouse"}, {"start": 21250.5, "end": 21252.5, "text": " sensitivity. I will deal with it then."}, {"start": 21258.66, "end": 21263.62, "text": " Main dishes, rare beef, pre-cooked beef, beef balls, rare beef balls."}, {"start": 21264.26, "end": 21267.5, "text": " Fuh without onions, pilotless fuh."}, {"start": 21267.98, "end": 21269.78, "text": " Side dishes, cold rice, something, oh."}, {"start": 21272.78, "end": 21274.66, "text": " Cold rice and then a bowl first, place beef."}, {"start": 21280.5, "end": 21301.3, "text": " Note, if you fall out of map, that's not a bug."}, {"start": 21301.3, "end": 21303.62, "text": " That is Vietnamese thingy feature."}, {"start": 21303.62, "end": 21321.7, "text": " escape to teleport back. How do I close this space? Okay. Oh, there's a"}, {"start": 21321.7, "end": 21325.899999999998, "text": " FU restaurant here. Why didn't I know? It just opened today, sir. Oh, so I'm the"}, {"start": 21325.899999999998, "end": 21330.82, "text": " first customer today. Yes, the very first customer of the stall. Then I'll have"}, {"start": 21330.82, "end": 21337.7, "text": " have one bowl of rare beef and three to tie. Yo, yo, I don't know if it is. Okay, let me"}, {"start": 21337.7, "end": 21339.22, "text": " check my journal here."}, {"start": 21355.02, "end": 21357.98, "text": " Okay, rice noodles and bowl, then the beef."}, {"start": 21363.18, "end": 21365.14, "text": " Okay, what does he want again?"}, {"start": 21367.7, "end": 21370.7, "text": " Rare beef, uh, okay, so I take..."}, {"start": 21378.7, "end": 21379.7, "text": " Bull."}, {"start": 21380.7, "end": 21382.7, "text": " And then I take..."}, {"start": 21387.7, "end": 21388.7, "text": " Noodles."}, {"start": 21393.7, "end": 21395.7, "text": " Doesn't he take rare beef?"}, {"start": 21397.7, "end": 21401.7, "text": " Where beef fought in three at a time?"}, {"start": 21401.7, "end": 21405.7, "text": " I guess it's beef?"}, {"start": 21405.7, "end": 21409.7, "text": " And then"}, {"start": 21409.7, "end": 21413.7, "text": " plus"}, {"start": 21413.7, "end": 21417.7, "text": " three"}, {"start": 21417.7, "end": 21421.7, "text": " yo-tie. What is a yo-tie?"}, {"start": 21421.7, "end": 21442.62, "text": " Oh, one."}, {"start": 21442.62, "end": 21444.62, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 21456.059999999998, "end": 21458.059999999998, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 21472.62, "end": 21501.42, "text": " I lost I got to keep Mr. Gold how'd he get off his"}, {"start": 21501.420000000002, "end": 21503.420000000002, "text": " How do you do that?"}, {"start": 21511.420000000002, "end": 21513.420000000002, "text": " Alright, well, let's get the bowl."}, {"start": 21515.420000000002, "end": 21516.420000000002, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 21518.420000000002, "end": 21519.420000000002, "text": " Noodles."}, {"start": 21519.420000000002, "end": 21520.420000000002, "text": " Beef."}, {"start": 21520.420000000002, "end": 21521.420000000002, "text": " That shit."}, {"start": 21521.420000000002, "end": 21522.420000000002, "text": " Wrath."}, {"start": 21531.420000000002, "end": 21533.980000000003, "text": " Dog?"}, {"start": 21533.980000000003, "end": 21538.140000000003, "text": " Stay."}, {"start": 21538.140000000003, "end": 21551.84, "text": " One bowl of well done beef with lots of onions."}, {"start": 21551.84, "end": 21556.22, "text": " No rice."}, {"start": 21556.22, "end": 21567.02, "text": " got it precooked beef uh wait he says lots of onions but i think i just give him the"}, {"start": 21567.02, "end": 21571.460000000003, "text": " same fucking amount right?"}, {"start": 21571.46, "end": 21599.66, "text": " pre-cooked onions, broth, how are you gonna pay the fire is delicious thank you"}, {"start": 21599.66, "end": 21601.66, "text": " Thank you sir, this is the only photo I shot in this village."}, {"start": 21601.66, "end": 21604.66, "text": " Let's give you a look at my morning jogging routine, I'll come here often."}, {"start": 21604.66, "end": 21605.66, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 21613.66, "end": 21614.66, "text": " Can I help you?"}, {"start": 21626.66, "end": 21628.66, "text": " Do I have to like, split his money?"}, {"start": 21628.66, "end": 21630.66, "text": " Where the fuck you? Oh"}, {"start": 21642.26, "end": 21645.72, "text": " Okay, I got it nods"}, {"start": 21649.86, "end": 21654.7, "text": " I paid so his change should be 35 K right"}, {"start": 21658.66, "end": 21660.66, "text": " Dog? Dog, hey!"}, {"start": 21663.66, "end": 21665.66, "text": " How damn!"}, {"start": 21671.66, "end": 21673.66, "text": " Wanna grab a drink?"}, {"start": 21688.66, "end": 21704.36, "text": " Congratulations on the opening of your restaurant. I've come to grab a bowl. Thank you village chief. Please come in"}, {"start": 21705.78, "end": 21709.04, "text": " Before I wanted you to feel like I could only call a shipper walk outside the village"}, {"start": 21709.04, "end": 21712.76, "text": " It's great to have a pleasure in here now. I have a bowl of rare beef and five you ties"}, {"start": 21713.74, "end": 21715.74, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 21715.78, "end": 21717.78, "text": " So bowl"}, {"start": 21717.78, "end": 21719.78, "text": " Noodles."}, {"start": 21728.78, "end": 21731.78, "text": " How many fucking yo-dime? Five?"}, {"start": 21733.78, "end": 21735.78, "text": " Fatty?"}, {"start": 21741.78, "end": 21744.78, "text": " Dog? Stay."}, {"start": 21744.78, "end": 21748.5, "text": " Are those just hot dogs?"}, {"start": 21748.5, "end": 21759.1, "text": " I don't know what they are."}, {"start": 21759.1, "end": 21761.18, "text": " One rare beef, cold rice."}, {"start": 21761.18, "end": 21762.18, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 21762.18, "end": 21771.18, "text": " How does the cold rice go in?"}, {"start": 21771.18, "end": 21786.38, "text": " I guess, I think rice is served separately."}, {"start": 21786.38, "end": 21793.7, "text": " Okay, rare beef balls."}, {"start": 21793.7, "end": 21819.7, "text": " So, bang, bang, cold rice, what's it missing?"}, {"start": 21849.7, "end": 21859.7, "text": " I've got his spa how do I remake the ball I don't know how to do it"}, {"start": 21867.7, "end": 21879.62, "text": " okay so we add the noodles rare beef balls I mean beef balls I don't think"}, {"start": 21879.62, "end": 21884.579999999998, "text": " add rare beef there is no rare beef is pre-cooked there's beef it's all rare so"}, {"start": 21884.579999999998, "end": 21892.14, "text": " beef balls noodles and then I add the green onion and whatever and then I add"}, {"start": 21892.14, "end": 21895.219999999998, "text": " the fucking broth"}, {"start": 21902.219999999998, "end": 21904.899999999998, "text": " what"}, {"start": 21909.62, "end": 21931.1, "text": " is it bugged I can't add any shit here it's actually fucked up no you just suck dude I"}, {"start": 21931.100000000002, "end": 21932.600000000002, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 21932.600000000002, "end": 21934.600000000002, "text": " Buh."}, {"start": 21934.600000000002, "end": 21937.100000000002, "text": " Beef balls."}, {"start": 21937.100000000002, "end": 21939.100000000002, "text": " Onions and shit."}, {"start": 21939.100000000002, "end": 21941.100000000002, "text": " Roth. The broth doesn't get at it."}, {"start": 21945.100000000002, "end": 21947.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, it's cooked."}, {"start": 21961.100000000002, "end": 21967.780000000002, "text": " Only pre-cooked beef is cooked. Well then how the fuck do I cook? I haven't had to cook it this whole time"}, {"start": 21968.300000000003, "end": 21970.660000000003, "text": " It gets cooked in the fucking broth"}, {"start": 21971.940000000002, "end": 21973.940000000002, "text": " That's why the meat is cut so thin"}, {"start": 21991.100000000002, "end": 21998.100000000002, "text": " Pre-could-be if I'm just gonna try and see what happens, then work."}, {"start": 22021.100000000002, "end": 22027.780000000002, "text": " it's broken it's just fucking broken I don't say"}, {"start": 22039.02, "end": 22050.820000000003, "text": " okay throwing that there bowl fa he falls dang the broth works now and then"}, {"start": 22050.82, "end": 22066.02, "text": " fish you want cold rice that's it how do I deliver this to him why can't I"}, {"start": 22066.02, "end": 22077.66, "text": " deliver this forgot the beef you fucking idiot no it's beef balls"}, {"start": 22080.82, "end": 22092.82, "text": " Bull! Plus fuck it, I do beef and balls. Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm the idiot."}, {"start": 22092.82, "end": 22107.82, "text": " What I literally called beef balls. So rare beef balls. Not rare beef and beef balls. Whatever."}, {"start": 22107.82, "end": 22114.68, "text": " Rice this works. I'm gonna be so mad. I hate the game the game is wrong game is wrong not me"}, {"start": 22115.78, "end": 22118.34, "text": " Think you're fucking food dog"}, {"start": 22126.94, "end": 22130.579999999998, "text": " God damn it dog stop it stay"}, {"start": 22130.58, "end": 22131.420000000002, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 22136.820000000003, "end": 22138.06, "text": " Why are there no other pho restaurants?"}, {"start": 22138.06, "end": 22138.9, "text": " Isn't that a good thing?"}, {"start": 22138.9, "end": 22140.120000000003, "text": " Now the whole village will come to your restaurant."}, {"start": 22140.120000000003, "end": 22142.56, "text": " Also, hmm, actually you're not the first person."}, {"start": 22142.56, "end": 22143.7, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 22143.7, "end": 22146.06, "text": " I mean, there was a pho restaurant here before."}, {"start": 22147.620000000003, "end": 22149.58, "text": " I'm old, my mind doesn't remember anything anymore,"}, {"start": 22149.58, "end": 22151.480000000003, "text": " but I'm sure you don't need to worry about it."}, {"start": 22151.480000000003, "end": 22152.620000000003, "text": " Oh, that's right."}, {"start": 22152.620000000003, "end": 22154.420000000002, "text": " All right, I was just asking for fun."}, {"start": 22154.420000000002, "end": 22155.260000000002, "text": " Is that so?"}, {"start": 22155.260000000002, "end": 22156.100000000002, "text": " Well, I'm leaving now."}, {"start": 22156.100000000002, "end": 22156.940000000002, "text": " I'll come again another time."}, {"start": 22156.940000000002, "end": 22157.780000000002, "text": " Okay, bye."}, {"start": 22157.780000000002, "end": 22158.620000000003, "text": " Hey, me."}, {"start": 22158.620000000003, "end": 22159.460000000003, "text": " 50K."}, {"start": 22160.58, "end": 22173.760000000002, "text": " 30k change dog I can't I access the dog there we go place"}, {"start": 22181.760000000002, "end": 22186.84, "text": " Jesus fuck this guy paid a lot what that's 78,000 in change"}, {"start": 22190.58, "end": 22220.5, "text": " You know, he paid 22, yeah."}, {"start": 22220.5, "end": 22221.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22224.5, "end": 22225.94, "text": " This dog is ridiculous."}, {"start": 22238.82, "end": 22239.78, "text": " Oh, I like one rare beef,"}, {"start": 22239.78, "end": 22242.78, "text": " plus some cold rice and five of your two twos."}, {"start": 22242.78, "end": 22243.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22245.5, "end": 22246.34, "text": " Simple."}, {"start": 22247.54, "end": 22248.66, "text": " Rare beef."}, {"start": 22250.5, "end": 22253.5, "text": " Wait, noodles first, right?"}, {"start": 22253.5, "end": 22260.5, "text": " Bang, bang, bang, bang."}, {"start": 22260.5, "end": 22269.5, "text": " And a cold rice and a half towel."}, {"start": 22269.5, "end": 22279.5, "text": " Is that not it?"}, {"start": 22279.5, "end": 22285.82, "text": " He wanted five doesn't say that but"}, {"start": 22289.38, "end": 22291.38, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 22309.5, "end": 22316.5, "text": " All right, what do you want? Precooked beef, uh, easy."}, {"start": 22339.5, "end": 22349.02, "text": " Can I ask you something? I heard the village chief say there used to be a"}, {"start": 22349.02, "end": 22352.5, "text": " flood restaurant in the village right? That's right if I'm not mistaken that"}, {"start": 22352.5, "end": 22357.5, "text": " restaurant used to be right here. What a coincidence! Could you tell me more about"}, {"start": 22357.5, "end": 22361.54, "text": " that? It was a long time ago about 10 years I think so no one remembers or"}, {"start": 22361.54, "end": 22367.26, "text": " mentions it anymore. The former owner says or was just like you he came to the"}, {"start": 22367.260000000002, "end": 22371.340000000004, "text": " The village opened a restaurant, business was booming, then suddenly one day, the restaurant"}, {"start": 22371.340000000004, "end": 22375.100000000002, "text": " hung a closed sign and the owner vanished without a notice."}, {"start": 22375.100000000002, "end": 22379.9, "text": " No one in the village knows why, and since then, no new Fudd restaurant has ever appeared."}, {"start": 22379.9, "end": 22382.86, "text": " Yep, and the village isn't that big with a few shops."}, {"start": 22382.86, "end": 22388.620000000003, "text": " And after the incident with the old Fudd restaurant, a lot of strange rumors appeared."}, {"start": 22388.620000000003, "end": 22389.620000000003, "text": " What rumors?"}, {"start": 22389.620000000003, "end": 22392.58, "text": " Some people in the village rumored that this place is haunted, and anyone who does business"}, {"start": 22392.58, "end": 22396.460000000003, "text": " here will face misfortune, and the owner of the Fudd restaurant from back then was"}, {"start": 22396.46, "end": 22401.86, "text": " curse and died without a trace. Ha, I think those things are nonsense if we are on a"}, {"start": 22401.86, "end": 22405.62, "text": " spout business. There's nothing to worry about. Anyway, I'm heading home now. Bye."}, {"start": 22405.62, "end": 22409.42, "text": " Okay, great. Love that."}, {"start": 22409.420000000002, "end": 22415.260000000002, "text": " I think I'm done."}, {"start": 22415.260000000002, "end": 22439.34, "text": " I think that's a pretty solid first."}, {"start": 22439.34, "end": 22458.32, "text": " Sir smoking isn't allowed in my shop so what you think this dump has rules please"}, {"start": 22458.32, "end": 22463.9, "text": " put out your cigarette or smoke outside put out my ass you want me to smash your"}, {"start": 22463.9, "end": 22469.620000000003, "text": " face in don't get smart with me what would you like to eat sir eat your crap"}, {"start": 22469.620000000003, "end": 22473.22, "text": " I don't want your shitty noodles I'm here to tell you this you owe me a tax"}, {"start": 22473.22, "end": 22478.7, "text": " got it everyone in this village who wants to do business peacefully must pay"}, {"start": 22478.7, "end": 22483.460000000003, "text": " tribute to me I don't like having my patience tested but since you're new"}, {"start": 22483.460000000003, "end": 22487.58, "text": " here I'll give you some time to prepare remember that kid if you don't comply"}, {"start": 22487.58, "end": 22491.460000000003, "text": " deal with the consequences I don't want to breathe this filthy dumps air for"}, {"start": 22491.46, "end": 22509.5, "text": " another second. Interesting. Solid first day, though. Not bad. Oh, we're still on day one."}, {"start": 22509.5, "end": 22515.899999999998, "text": " Aside from that psychos afternoon, the first day went pretty well. That's what I said."}, {"start": 22515.899999999998, "end": 22519.02, "text": " Managed to observe quite a few people in the village. Hope you want to work on them tomorrow."}, {"start": 22519.02, "end": 22534.06, "text": " to clean up okay what all goes into cleaning up so why is there a picture of someone's"}, {"start": 22534.06, "end": 22541.06, "text": " Who knows what this says?"}, {"start": 22541.06, "end": 22546.06, "text": " Oh, trash."}, {"start": 22546.06, "end": 22552.06, "text": " But where does this go?"}, {"start": 22552.06, "end": 22559.06, "text": " Yeah, that's an invisible wall, so not that way."}, {"start": 22559.06, "end": 22560.06, "text": " Aha!"}, {"start": 22560.06, "end": 22561.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22561.06, "end": 22563.18, "text": " What were they doing?"}, {"start": 22563.18, "end": 22586.86, "text": " Close up and get ready to rest."}, {"start": 22586.86, "end": 22589.86, "text": " Okay, I guess that's all the cleaning there is, so..."}, {"start": 22596.86, "end": 22601.86, "text": " Oh! Hey, you little punk! The shop's closed already, sir."}, {"start": 22601.86, "end": 22606.86, "text": " I told you, I didn't come here to eat noodles. You've had plenty of time to think, now give me your answer."}, {"start": 22606.86, "end": 22609.86, "text": " Hand over the money, or die."}, {"start": 22609.86, "end": 22616.86, "text": " Refuse. Okay, I'll give you the money, but first I'll have to tell your boss, Mr. Geo."}, {"start": 22616.86, "end": 22621.86, "text": " Who? Geo Fett? Oh, I just owned him hard."}, {"start": 22633.86, "end": 22634.86, "text": " That was pretty sick."}, {"start": 22639.86, "end": 22646.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22669.86, "end": 22677.86, "text": " Today morning, the city of Hanoi has caused a serious fire in a store, causing a real disaster."}, {"start": 22677.86, "end": 22679.86, "text": " The fire was set up by the authorities."}, {"start": 22679.86, "end": 22684.86, "text": " The officials said that the fire was on fire for a long time."}, {"start": 22684.86, "end": 22689.86, "text": " The authorities said that the fire prevention police and rescue teams were at the scene"}, {"start": 22689.86, "end": 22692.86, "text": " in collaboration with the authorities and the firemen."}, {"start": 22692.86, "end": 22694.86, "text": " The fire was almost extinguished by the morning."}, {"start": 22694.86, "end": 22698.86, "text": " The source of the fire was set up because of the gas."}, {"start": 22698.86, "end": 22700.86, "text": " The fuck."}, {"start": 22702.86, "end": 22707.86, "text": " Rules and consequences. Well, that's it. GG's. Alright, I will be on tomorrow."}, {"start": 22708.86, "end": 22713.86, "text": " Tomorrow might be path. Is that a Dark and Darker or Warcraft 3? I don't know."}, {"start": 22714.86, "end": 22719.86, "text": " But GG's everyone. G fucking G's. So until then, peace out."}]}