WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.060 you 01:30.000 --> 01:59.520 Where am I unmuted? 01:59.520 --> 02:01.520 Oh my god, I am. 02:01.720 --> 02:04.280 I was sitting here browsing. 02:04.480 --> 02:08.640 I was sniffing and you all can hear my mouse clicks. 02:08.920 --> 02:11.200 What the fuck? 02:11.400 --> 02:13.680 It's creepy. 02:17.760 --> 02:19.120 All right, well, I'm here. 02:19.320 --> 02:21.040 Hey. 02:22.320 --> 02:23.800 We clean my desk a bit. 02:24.000 --> 02:25.680 Goodness gracious. 02:25.880 --> 02:27.400 Yo. 02:29.520 --> 02:31.520 That was a short song, didn't it? 02:40.520 --> 02:45.280 So the past two days, I have gotten into path and then I got into dark and darker 02:46.960 --> 02:48.960 for just one day. 02:48.960 --> 02:51.380 And now I'm going to do just Saturday and play trash. 02:51.820 --> 02:54.520 Just never quite staying in one lane. 02:56.260 --> 02:57.260 Hey, pepper. 02:59.520 --> 03:12.720 I need this and I need to do the lights. 03:12.720 --> 03:16.760 I was watching old Hearthstone videos. 03:16.760 --> 03:22.120 I don't know why, but it was nice and I enjoyed it. 03:22.120 --> 03:24.440 Felt like I time traveled. Where's my lights? 03:34.480 --> 03:36.480 There we go, ooh 03:37.040 --> 03:44.120 Reckful missing lethal. Yeah. No, man. I was watching is a simpler times, you know, I don't know where hearthstone is that now, but I 03:45.360 --> 03:49.000 Know that there's a fuck ton of weird 03:49.000 --> 03:55.540 Cards that it's I've lost the plot. I can't follow our story. What the hell did I just do? 03:59.560 --> 04:01.560 But it was very simple back then lose 04:05.320 --> 04:08.880 It's rain at playing an aggro deck 04:09.800 --> 04:11.800 simple 04:13.720 --> 04:15.720 He's got wisps and Merlux 04:19.000 --> 04:24.500 buffing up these one one attack minions. Yeah, there's a zealous initiate. You used to be cool soda. I used to be. 04:24.500 --> 04:29.800 So when it dies it gives another minion plus one plus one. Do I dare hope for a hobgoblin though? 04:29.800 --> 04:38.300 So keep in mind this video is posted by someone with a slur in their name and it's from 10 years ago. 04:38.300 --> 04:43.100 He needs to draw into it. Yeah, if he draws a hobgoblin that's gonna be great but it's gonna be... 04:43.100 --> 04:48.100 Almost a million views. Now you roll dice a little bit. 04:48.100 --> 04:51.360 Play that that's where we're at. That's my alt 05:09.140 --> 05:12.460 Yeah, I don't know who Cranich is but I guess from 05:12.460 --> 05:14.460 Somewhere in Asia 05:16.500 --> 05:19.680 Yeah, he's just rainets playing some rush 05:21.020 --> 05:24.540 Paladin deck with a bunch of zero cost cards 05:26.020 --> 05:29.300 And of course you got to switch to the bottom right it's time traveling it's great 05:36.380 --> 05:38.380 These decks are so shit nowadays 05:42.460 --> 05:49.700 a lot of a lot of utility if I can chat use code tempo for something decks this 05:49.700 --> 05:54.900 girl retarded new meta when it's forcing versus Crip casted by Ben 05:54.900 --> 06:06.220 road I'm watching this because I want to finish this game I was I started 06:06.220 --> 06:11.580 watching before with life so I'm finishing this game and then I'll 06:11.580 --> 06:13.580 I don't know if you trade in or just die to herapala. 06:13.580 --> 06:15.580 I don't know if there's a plan. 06:15.580 --> 06:19.580 I don't know if he's going to come to 1-1-2-2, but it's going to go for it. 06:19.580 --> 06:22.580 Okay, this could be the turn. This could be the full turn. 06:22.580 --> 06:25.580 If he could use everything in his hand and divine favor. 06:25.580 --> 06:27.580 This is so ridiculous. 06:27.580 --> 06:29.580 He actually can play every card in his hand. 06:29.580 --> 06:31.580 Yeah, let's take credit for your action. 06:31.580 --> 06:33.580 Here we go. Got it. 06:34.580 --> 06:36.580 He's going to draw four. That's not bad. 06:36.580 --> 06:40.580 That is really good. That is probably the most number of cards you can draw off of. 06:40.580 --> 06:43.140 off of Secret Paladins, huh? 06:43.140 --> 06:47.440 There is the fine favor, justifying the hold on turn one. 06:47.440 --> 06:48.940 Well, see, everybody's clapping now. 06:48.940 --> 06:52.060 But when Consecrate gets drawn next turn by Cranish, 06:52.060 --> 06:54.140 I mean, OK, Secret Paladins is probably not running it, 06:54.140 --> 06:55.540 but still. 06:55.540 --> 06:58.100 Secret Paladins, I've got pretty greedy. 06:58.100 --> 06:59.420 Dropped both at the... 06:59.420 --> 07:00.820 No Consecrate. 07:00.820 --> 07:03.540 Consecration and true silver champion, in some cases. 07:06.780 --> 07:08.500 Shakes out. 07:08.500 --> 07:13.920 It's it's a much simpler time when it's like your board clear was consecrated as a paladin or claim strike as a mage 07:17.260 --> 07:21.340 Link soda I love old Hearthstone tournaments dude literally just type in 07:21.940 --> 07:25.700 Old Hearthstone tournament GG. He's just lucky that it didn't go into the 07:26.140 --> 07:30.300 Darken square. I was watching another one before this and he was reynad versus the maz 07:30.300 --> 07:41.460 I think every game I've seen has been reined so far and he's just playing, he's actually 07:41.460 --> 07:57.460 just going face every game this is good because try type the channel's name oh 07:57.460 --> 08:02.540 yeah go ahead see how that plays out essentially a 2-2 and a quote-unquote 2-2 08:02.540 --> 08:09.300 you know gamebods trump first frustrated by rope coach phone tap versus rain add 08:09.300 --> 08:18.180 gamevods and I've got captain philips clips ender just full-on spoiler in the 08:18.180 --> 08:22.060 this is a rain that special nothing anyone a fate worse than death Ziko 08:22.060 --> 08:31.260 of course I like clean the good that's human's meat doon guy is he not board 08:31.260 --> 08:33.260 I wasn't watching 08:45.380 --> 08:47.380 Can you translate the cards I? 08:48.300 --> 08:53.540 Mean if you don't know what these cards honestly, I actually don't know what any of those cards do I? 08:54.700 --> 08:58.100 Know a few particular cards 09:01.260 --> 09:06.020 to use the burst of kings just for some semblance of a board yeah but you're not 09:06.020 --> 09:09.020 gonna kill them really tiny thing you're I don't know any I don't know that does 09:09.020 --> 09:15.420 another one gives it plus four plus four right yep that's crazy I don't know 09:15.420 --> 09:21.020 if that's always the reason it's gonna push face damage which will get punished 09:21.020 --> 09:27.540 by blessing of kings if Rain had wants to trade well yeah yeah 09:27.540 --> 09:31.060 And they're more like tiny thin lives. I'm really happy about that. Okay 09:39.620 --> 09:41.620 Okay, we're going face now we love that 09:41.860 --> 09:45.580 You know the fact that probably isn't running consecrated hilarious 09:45.580 --> 09:46.580 I know. 09:46.580 --> 09:49.580 It's just one of those times you're like, oh. 09:49.580 --> 09:55.580 Spellbreaker does represent two, four less damage on the board if you use it on the shield 09:55.580 --> 09:58.580 of mini-bot, but it's something of a consecration of looking for a good one. 09:58.580 --> 09:59.580 Isn't this game RNG? 09:59.580 --> 10:01.580 It wouldn't be able to play Dr. Boom this turn. 10:01.580 --> 10:02.580 However, with... 10:02.580 --> 10:04.580 You could be the best in the world. 10:04.580 --> 10:06.580 ...and the weapons are 15 damage represented. 10:06.580 --> 10:10.580 Leroy Jenkins created a strategy that involved trying to defeat your opponent in one turn 10:10.580 --> 10:13.580 without requiring any cards on the board. 10:13.580 --> 10:20.580 board. Yeah, I think there was a meta that was a thing. But people would actually use 10:20.580 --> 10:28.700 Leroy. Why are we watching 10 year old? Can I finish this one video please? Can y'all 10:28.700 --> 10:36.340 leave me alone just for a second I mean in the end it means less damage coming in 10:36.340 --> 10:43.100 Wow that's what the same action others a steward of Darkshire that doesn't like 10:43.100 --> 10:51.980 the divine show doesn't go to the here my artistic yes the value yeah value is 10:51.980 --> 10:53.980 It's real, but... 10:53.980 --> 10:54.980 Right at it? 10:54.980 --> 10:55.980 So... 10:55.980 --> 10:58.980 God, his whole fucking board is just filled with shit. 10:58.980 --> 11:00.980 I mean, I would say, why didn't you trade in two of your, uh... 11:00.980 --> 11:03.980 recruits or trade in, you know, three of yours, why not? 11:03.980 --> 11:06.980 Because the, uh, abusive sergeant's going to get... 11:06.980 --> 11:10.980 the divine shield, and then the silver hand recruit that use you here... 11:10.980 --> 11:13.980 It's real, I don't do suicide, it's like, for a look, for a look. 11:13.980 --> 11:14.980 It's just... 11:14.980 --> 11:15.980 Oh, yes. 11:15.980 --> 11:16.980 It's time. 11:16.980 --> 11:17.980 It's time. 11:17.980 --> 11:18.980 It's time. 11:18.980 --> 11:19.980 Oh, maybe not now. 11:19.980 --> 11:27.380 I love that they're making it. These cards interact with some of the minions that play 11:27.380 --> 11:31.180 against them. I think that makes these cards so much more usable. 11:31.180 --> 11:34.780 I love that the steward of Darkshaw is making his board. 11:34.780 --> 11:37.180 Tinyfin survives. One more turn. 11:37.180 --> 11:40.380 Making his board more resilient to the non-existent concentration. 11:40.380 --> 11:45.380 That's all that I care about, the Tinyfin staying there on the board. 12:15.380 --> 12:17.380 Oh 12:26.700 --> 12:33.220 Man do I keep watching our some videos to spite people now or humans meet the doom guy 12:45.380 --> 13:01.380 Can I just say that it is an honor for me personally to see you... 13:01.380 --> 13:05.380 Can you place Wardroor? No. I have zero interest in that. 13:08.380 --> 13:14.380 Attention! Emergency protocols have been activated. Please exit the facility now. 13:15.380 --> 13:24.380 We, uh, we don't know how to access his main cortex, it's all alien. 13:24.380 --> 13:26.380 We couldn't figure it out. 13:26.380 --> 13:32.380 We have to, uh, prepare for his careful extraction if we're given specific orders. 13:32.380 --> 13:36.380 His life signal is barely readable. 13:36.380 --> 13:37.380 Warning. 13:37.380 --> 13:41.580 The fuck? 13:41.580 --> 13:51.180 Oh, I guess now it's getting that cutscene, let's take the front one. 13:51.180 --> 13:52.180 Is this all the cutscenes? 13:52.180 --> 13:53.180 Am I just getting this? 13:53.180 --> 13:54.180 It's actually him. 13:54.180 --> 14:01.180 Oh my god, it's him. 14:01.180 --> 14:08.180 It's actually him. 14:24.180 --> 14:31.180 of 14:31.180 --> 14:40.180 the 14:40.180 --> 14:50.060 I'm serious that guy doesn't scare me. I'd like to see him try 15:02.300 --> 15:06.740 That control block contains the energy source of the BFG 10,000 15:10.180 --> 15:19.180 I need you to go out. 15:19.180 --> 15:28.180 Damn, he went up real fast. 15:28.180 --> 15:56.020 Oh my god. 15:56.020 --> 16:25.420 Why did everything just crash okay I don't know why I just watched all that anyways 16:25.420 --> 16:30.620 what I was gonna do today I got 16:30.620 --> 16:34.540 messaged a bunch of games to queue 16:34.540 --> 16:39.020 through for a shit show Saturday today 16:39.860 --> 16:47.380 sure then tomorrow maybe I get back in 16:47.380 --> 16:51.740 the path but today not today 16:51.740 --> 17:00.540 Today, it looks like I'm starting with a game called Soda Man. 17:00.540 --> 17:04.860 I think this is the only non-horror game, by the way. 17:04.860 --> 17:06.340 Fuck it. 17:06.340 --> 17:08.700 Soda Man, $8. 17:08.700 --> 17:18.540 This is going to be horrible. 17:18.540 --> 17:21.500 Horror Slop Day, pretty much. 17:21.500 --> 17:33.220 is the plan as of now. You already try everything is a crab. Nope, I have not played that yet, 17:33.220 --> 17:38.560 Cobalt. And it's on my to-do list. But I also have dark and darker and I also have path 17:38.560 --> 17:46.180 of exile and I've got a horror slot. So I'm kind of cued the fuck up right now. And who 17:46.180 --> 17:48.180 Who knows? Probably gonna throw some other shit in there too. 17:48.180 --> 17:50.180 Good video you should check out. 17:52.180 --> 17:53.180 Okay. 17:54.180 --> 17:57.180 The only 7 masterpiece's ever made. 18:16.180 --> 18:24.180 If you had to take the thousands of masterpieces we currently have and reduce them down to the lowest possible number, just 7 games, what would those 7 games be? 18:24.180 --> 18:28.180 What games would you consider the 7 true masterpieces? 18:28.180 --> 18:29.180 Let's get some ground rules out of the way. 18:29.180 --> 18:33.180 First off, before you say it, no, this is not just a list of my personal favorite games. 18:33.180 --> 18:37.180 That list is on my Patreon, which you can join to help justify spending hundreds of hours on these videos. 18:37.180 --> 18:40.180 That's not to say this is some purely objective and perfect list. 18:40.180 --> 18:45.180 Believe me, there's plenty of personal bias in here by virtue of me being, well, a human. 18:45.180 --> 18:48.020 but I tried to stay as true to my methodology as I could. 18:48.020 --> 18:51.500 This task was practically impossible, and it only got more challenging the further down 18:51.500 --> 18:52.500 the rabbit hole I went. 18:52.500 --> 18:56.500 Eventually, though, I was able to come up with a methodology that feels as close to accurate 18:56.500 --> 18:58.620 as I can make it, so let's start there. 18:58.620 --> 19:00.500 What exactly is this methodology? 19:00.500 --> 19:03.460 How did these games make the list, and what am I prioritizing here? 19:03.460 --> 19:07.460 Well, I've done some research on masterpieces, and narrowed it down to seven essential attributes 19:07.460 --> 19:09.100 that make a game a true masterpiece. 19:09.100 --> 19:13.180 Think of these less like boxes to check, and more like a single large bucket to fill. 19:13.180 --> 19:19.740 A game doesn't necessarily require all seven attributes, it just needs enough of them together to add up and collectively reach a certain threshold. 19:19.740 --> 19:22.200 Equally, you'll quickly see that they have a lot of overlap. 19:22.200 --> 19:27.320 It's next to impossible for a game to max out one of these without inadvertently bleeding into another category. 19:27.320 --> 19:28.900 Okay, the attributes are as follows. 19:28.900 --> 19:30.540 Attribute 1. Influence. 19:30.540 --> 19:34.180 The game needs to have some kind of a sound level if you won't agree with the list. 19:34.180 --> 19:34.680 Probably won't. 19:34.680 --> 19:35.760 This is often seen through direct images. 19:35.760 --> 19:36.840 You won't agree with it, Cap? 19:36.840 --> 19:40.180 Like Genshin Impact, Breath of the Wild, or Wild Hearts to Monster Hunter. 19:40.180 --> 19:44.020 I already don't like any of the games so substantial that magically removing the game 19:44.020 --> 19:47.900 from the timeline would dramatically alter what the medium looks like today. 19:47.900 --> 19:48.900 Attribute 2. 19:48.900 --> 19:49.900 Quality. 19:49.900 --> 19:51.260 This is probably the most common use of the term. 19:51.260 --> 19:54.340 The game needs to have outstanding quality next to its peers. 19:54.340 --> 19:58.100 Simply put, a true masterpiece should be a very, very good game. 19:58.100 --> 19:59.100 Attribute 3. 19:59.100 --> 20:00.100 Uniqueness or novelty. 20:00.100 --> 20:03.700 This is a weird one, but the importance of doing something new and exciting really can't 20:03.700 --> 20:04.700 be understated. 20:04.700 --> 20:08.140 This is where we'll really start to see these attributes blend together, as often times 20:08.140 --> 20:12.380 the most unique games also tend to be some of the most influential if they're successful enough. 20:12.380 --> 20:17.820 Attribute 4. Timelessness. A masterpiece shouldn't really age all that much. Sure, tech gets better, 20:17.820 --> 20:22.140 that's inevitable, yet a masterpiece from 30 years ago should still be a fun game today. 20:22.140 --> 20:27.180 Attribute 5. Impact. While influence is more about copying and taking clear inspiration from 20:27.180 --> 20:31.660 something, impact represents some kind of paradigm shift that was directly caused by the release of 20:31.660 --> 20:36.220 that game. Kong for example has relatively low influence, but arguably the highest impact of 20:36.220 --> 20:41.500 any video game by virtue of being the first. Attribute 6. Universality. Anyone from any 20:41.500 --> 20:45.740 background should be able to immediately appreciate why this game is special. It's not just great 20:45.740 --> 20:49.660 for Jare and G-Pans- I bet he'd chat to G-P-T this. It's something that practically anyone who's 20:49.660 --> 20:53.740 ever touched a video game can look at and go, yeah, I can see why people would like that. It's so 20:53.740 --> 20:57.660 important when I show this image on screen, basically everyone knows I'm about to beg for subs 20:57.660 --> 21:02.540 because I want a cool slab of metal. Finally, attribute 7. Legacy. A game's story, how it was 21:02.540 --> 21:08.320 Remembered and how it continues to impact us decades later creates a lasting legacy that only a true masterpiece can have 21:08.320 --> 21:14.020 This is perhaps the most nebulous of all the attributes. Oh, I hear the fucking game has a channel a remarkable legacy 21:14.020 --> 21:18.760 It's probably a result of maxing out at least a few of those other categories with all of that out of the way 21:18.840 --> 21:23.800 Let's start with the very first game the one that stars arguably the most iconic character in gaming 21:23.800 --> 21:27.660 So check this out the year is 1985 and gaming is for lack of a better word 21:27.660 --> 21:38.340 Dragon Quest 1's future was uncertain to say the least. 21:38.340 --> 21:41.840 Despite all the doom and gloom though, situations like these often leave the door wide open 21:41.840 --> 21:45.260 for a new challenger to approach and shake things up, which is exactly what a friendly 21:45.260 --> 21:46.420 plumber was getting ready to do. 21:46.420 --> 21:50.540 Wouldn't Alone in the Dark have an insane fucking impact then? 21:50.540 --> 21:55.220 Considering it like, wasn't that the inspiration for Resident Evil? 21:55.220 --> 21:58.640 And this console wouldn't have done nearly as well if it wasn't for the game's spearheading 21:58.640 --> 21:59.640 its launch. 21:59.640 --> 22:03.040 The first of our seven true masterpieces, Super Mario Bros. 22:03.040 --> 22:07.200 Now if I may ask you for a moment to consider a question that I promised you was relevant, 22:07.200 --> 22:08.960 just give me a chance to explain. 22:08.960 --> 22:12.440 I'd like to take a moment to analyze the conventional attractiveness of Mario. 22:12.440 --> 22:14.600 Wait, wait, hold on, let me explain. 22:14.600 --> 22:20.520 Mario isn't ugly by any means, but he's no Leon S. Kennedy or Samus Iran or Izan Bruteli 22:20.520 --> 22:21.520 Major Hulkenberg. 22:21.520 --> 22:22.760 He's kinda just a guy. 22:22.760 --> 22:25.080 I mean, he's even shorter than his own younger brother. 22:25.080 --> 22:28.800 While he may be THE jump man, he doesn't exactly look like he's been working out in 22:28.800 --> 22:29.800 the same gym as Leon. 22:29.800 --> 22:30.800 That's exactly it though. 22:30.800 --> 22:35.240 In an article from 2015, the writer Will Parton brings up this brilliant idea that 22:35.240 --> 22:39.400 I think is extremely important when discussing the impact of both this game and especially 22:39.400 --> 22:41.120 its main character. 22:41.120 --> 22:42.480 Mario is just a guy. 22:42.480 --> 22:46.160 The average person might struggle to relate to the walking Greek statue that is Leon S. 22:46.160 --> 22:48.760 Kennedy, but Mario is short and a little round. 22:48.760 --> 22:51.960 A figure that I'd imagine isn't exactly difficult to measure up to. 22:51.960 --> 22:56.360 Equally, he lacked some more complex backstory or deepened intricate motivations and goals. 22:56.360 --> 22:59.680 He simply wants to get to the castle and save his partner from an evil villain. 22:59.680 --> 23:03.280 All of this creates something profoundly significant that would shape one of the most important 23:03.280 --> 23:06.600 parts of gaming even 40 years later, an avatar. 23:06.600 --> 23:10.200 The original Mario Bros showed us that it's possible to take the player on an adventure 23:10.200 --> 23:13.320 where they had a character that acted as their avatar in this world. 23:13.320 --> 23:17.760 This idea would be expanded upon in the following decades with iconic heroes like Master Chief. 23:17.760 --> 23:21.840 You never see the face behind the mask, perhaps because that face is meant to be your own. 23:21.840 --> 23:25.640 What I believe was the greatest strength of this game, however, was its genius game design. 23:25.640 --> 23:29.760 The first level has been dissected and worked closely with the character for years, but 23:29.760 --> 23:30.840 there's good reason for that. 23:30.840 --> 23:32.600 The first Goomba teaches you how to jump. 23:32.600 --> 23:35.880 These blocks show you that there's a difference between normal blocks and question blocks. 23:35.880 --> 23:39.520 They also teach you that small Mario can't break the blocks, but super Mario can. 23:39.520 --> 23:42.600 This pipe is positioned in such a way that the mushroom will bounce off of it, teaching 23:42.600 --> 23:45.760 you the physics of this power-up and giving newer players a chance to grab it without 23:45.760 --> 23:47.000 having to chase it down. 23:47.000 --> 23:49.080 I could keep going, but you'll probably get it. 23:49.080 --> 23:53.320 His ability to teach the player without tutorials or guidebooks was so innovative and effective 23:53.320 --> 23:56.040 that it's still a crucial part of most great games today. 23:56.040 --> 24:00.360 For example, Elden Ring doesn't have a tutorial telling you not to fight every boss you encounter, 24:00.360 --> 24:04.160 yet it does have a crazy powerful boss right outside of the starting area, along with a 24:04.160 --> 24:06.040 safe spot within running distance. 24:06.040 --> 24:09.900 This acts like a way to teach the player that if a boss seems too powerful, they can simply 24:09.900 --> 24:10.900 run away. 24:10.900 --> 24:13.480 That type of game design comes directly from Mario 1. 24:13.480 --> 24:17.040 It was breaking the mold and doing things no one had ever thought to do, and for that 24:17.040 --> 24:20.920 reason, it's probably the most influential game on this list. I'm not gonna sit here 24:20.920 --> 24:25.400 and claim that avatars wouldn't exist, nobody would've ever figured out invisible tutorials, 24:25.400 --> 24:29.200 or even that the entire medium would've fizzled out in the 80s without this one game. And 24:29.200 --> 24:33.240 even if that were true, there's no real way to know. What I can tell you, however, is 24:33.240 --> 24:37.880 that this one game from close to 50 years ago was so impactful, so world changing and 24:37.880 --> 24:40.880 so influential that we still clearly see it's the 80s and 80s games. And with one of the 24:40.880 --> 24:45.760 first video games, it had to be! Mario is, at worst, the second or third most iconic 24:45.760 --> 24:52.780 And this was his debut title Nintendo has been one of the largest gaming companies on the planet since the 80s and still remains 24:52.780 --> 24:55.280 I mean it's really getting clear that it's gonna be Mario, but which Mario? 24:55.280 --> 24:56.280 This one? 24:58.440 --> 25:00.440 Are we just gonna fucking spam like 25:03.040 --> 25:03.540 Hello? 25:03.540 --> 25:05.940 That probably doesn't happen without Mario 1 25:06.440 --> 25:10.680 Let's rewind about 18 months to find our second masterpiece before we leave the 80s 25:10.680 --> 25:13.400 So Mario 1, we're just gonna be in the 80s 25:13.400 --> 25:19.920 Pure fuck it. Put tetris on there. Wolfenstein Zelda all seven of those attributes fucking. I don't know what else 25:19.920 --> 25:25.880 Well, it's all Pokemon fire falling block puzzle genre, which is called a day popular mobile games like candy pack man 25:25.880 --> 25:31.360 And on top of that it's pause timeless games ever made. They did it releasing in 19 for the game was so 25:31.360 --> 25:34.240 Actually, what was first do more often aged a while? 25:34.240 --> 25:37.080 It wasn't the very first video game ever made its level of 25:37.200 --> 25:41.440 Exciting the ceiling for skill in such a simple package do I was against from the modern era 25:41.440 --> 25:45.960 Crucially, that simple package allows it to be understood, appreciated, and understand 25:45.960 --> 25:48.640 that you could know what else could be. 25:48.640 --> 25:49.640 He actually chose- 25:49.640 --> 25:52.500 Next, let's move on to one that might be a p*** successfully today. 25:52.500 --> 25:56.720 Fortnite just had a generational run down over eight years of global dominance. 25:56.720 --> 25:59.480 People have been playing Tetris for over 40. 25:59.480 --> 26:04.980 If that's not timeless, I'm honestly not sure what else could be. 26:04.980 --> 26:07.400 Next let's move on to one that might be a bit more controversial. 26:07.400 --> 26:11.420 However, I think as we delve deeper into this game, you'll start to see just how monumentally 26:11.420 --> 26:15.580 It was and really still is if you were born between here and here 26:15.580 --> 26:21.400 I'm willing to bet that one of the first video games you ever played was the first generation of Pokemon red and blue 26:21.400 --> 26:28.600 If Mario show had video games and cells you knew it, Pokemon demonstrated this median's ability to expand far beyond its home in addition to- 26:28.600 --> 26:29.600 I didn't play this shit! 26:29.600 --> 26:33.600 You guys were novel and revolutionary and never played Pokemon related, didn't get into it. 26:33.600 --> 26:35.600 What was all the fouchin' sinky people? 26:35.600 --> 26:38.100 Okay, skip board, don't care, great. 26:38.100 --> 26:43.100 Well the first were the ones that revolutionized NEARLY the first ones to do it. 26:43.100 --> 26:44.200 It would instead be more hack- 26:44.200 --> 26:45.100 Oh, what, maybe not? 26:45.100 --> 26:46.400 I'm letting innovation on display here. 26:46.400 --> 26:50.100 It popularized Z-Targeting, a camera system that we still use today. 26:50.100 --> 26:52.980 It's really hard to appreciate just how incredible that is. 26:52.980 --> 26:54.300 Okay, so Ocarina of Time. 26:54.300 --> 26:56.620 The timeless tools, techniques, despite TV games, 26:56.620 --> 27:00.180 and this going from nearly, arguably, even more impressive. 27:00.180 --> 27:02.620 The game is basically the quintessential hero's journey. 27:02.620 --> 27:05.700 It takes this weird outcast kid who acts like a bit of a blank slate. 27:05.700 --> 27:07.660 Is this game timeless, though? 27:09.020 --> 27:10.380 I don't know if it is. 27:11.220 --> 27:13.900 Like, sure, nostalgia, I'll go back and play it. 27:13.900 --> 27:16.460 People have been speedrunning it, but if you took all that away... 27:17.540 --> 27:18.700 I don't know. 27:18.700 --> 27:23.540 I don't think it'd be fun much like Mario from the 80s sends him into a tree 27:23.540 --> 27:27.180 I've gone back and played all the style to games so many times and Morris 27:27.180 --> 27:31.360 He's called home for his whole life and I start taking the style to it. I don't know it is great 27:31.360 --> 27:36.220 You're just coping claustrophobic cage. You finally make your way out and are met with this 27:40.540 --> 27:42.540 I mean the music is great. I 27:43.060 --> 27:46.100 Cannot begin to imagine how this must have felt at the time 27:46.100 --> 27:50.080 I'm sure you remember your first moment like this from a video game if you're around my age 27:50.080 --> 27:53.040 Maybe it was Skyrim you exited that cave at the start of the game 27:53.240 --> 27:59.920 Adrenaline finally leaving your system after the dragon attack and in front of you lay a scene straight out of a painting endless peaks dotting the horizon 28:00.320 --> 28:07.080 Never cared about skyrim of those distant locales that you could barely make out may hide an adventure exactly like the one that you just escaped 28:07.080 --> 28:11.540 It was nothing short of breathtaking all inspiring even overwhelming 28:11.540 --> 28:14.660 Maybe it should have been Skyrim yet 28:14.660 --> 28:20.460 I can't help but wonder what it must have been like for those players back in the 90s players who had grown so accustomed to games 28:20.460 --> 28:26.800 That looked like this this or this we want that it comes to the games flashes of what a 3D world could look like at a time 28:26.800 --> 28:32.700 Where worlds like these were practically non-existent ocarina of time might have been the very best more than anything 28:32.700 --> 28:37.480 Everything was new out difference between what was then and what is now the 28:37.480 --> 28:54.480 And is a large reason why it's as popular as it is today, it's a fantastic west, the brilliance of both 3D models and pre-rendered backgrounds to display these larger-than-life vistas made out of a world that felt more grandiose and extraordinary than anything anyone had ever seen before. 28:54.480 --> 28:56.480 Holy shit, it looks awful, wait. 28:56.480 --> 29:03.280 is this like the actual hub I see these fuckers like walking way it actually 29:03.280 --> 29:08.680 looks like the was like the one punch man modeling where the guy just slides 29:08.680 --> 29:13.720 down I'm talking about it was extraordinary than anything anyone had 29:13.720 --> 29:17.160 ever seen before and I guess how do you do it showed the industry that with the 29:17.160 --> 29:21.120 right technology games didn't have to be mere pixels on the screen they could 29:21.120 --> 29:25.360 look and feel like movies are larger more cinematic productions simply 29:25.360 --> 29:29.700 We compared this to the Mario games from barely over a decade prior, and you can really start 29:29.700 --> 29:31.300 to get a sense of the scale here. 29:31.300 --> 29:35.460 To put this gap into perspective, if you were born in 1980, you could have played Super 29:35.460 --> 29:38.980 Mario Bros. in elementary school, and this in college. 29:38.980 --> 29:41.620 It wasn't merely reinventing the medium as a whole, though. 29:41.620 --> 29:46.300 On a smaller level, it was totally changing JRPGs, and of course, its own series. 29:46.300 --> 29:51.020 It was the first fully 3D Final Fantasy game with these unbelievable animations and cutscenes, 29:51.020 --> 29:54.900 both of which it utilized for their fullest potential to tell one of the most iconic stories 29:54.900 --> 29:57.940 in gaming, one that still feels relevant even today. 29:57.940 --> 30:02.060 While games like Prono Trigger and Final Fantasy 6 effectively mastered the genre and what 30:02.060 --> 30:06.260 it could offer with the technology available back then, the Final Fantasy 7 acted as that 30:06.260 --> 30:10.460 next major step, a generational leap that gave us a window into what the future could 30:10.460 --> 30:11.940 look like for this medium. 30:11.940 --> 30:15.780 Perhaps directly because of all of this, Final Fantasy 7 and the characters from it 30:15.780 --> 30:18.780 remain the most recognizable in the series by far. 30:18.780 --> 30:22.420 Cloud is effectively the poster boy of Final Fantasy, even going as far as representing 30:22.420 --> 30:26.100 it in Smash Bros. And when they thought to add another Final Fantasy character to that 30:26.100 --> 30:28.760 series, did they add the main character of 10? 30:28.760 --> 30:29.760 Final Fantasy 6? 30:29.760 --> 30:30.760 Maybe one? 30:30.760 --> 30:31.760 Nope. 30:31.760 --> 30:34.820 They added Sephiroth, a second Final Fantasy 7 character. 30:34.820 --> 30:39.020 Despite being created nearly two decades ago, these remain the most iconic characters 30:39.020 --> 30:42.740 in the series, and it's all because of Final Fantasy 7's success. 30:42.740 --> 30:49.020 This game is the very definition of- Dude, I was watching Love on the Spectrum or whatever, 30:49.020 --> 30:53.940 And there was this one guy and he was like trying to find a girlfriend or whatever. 30:53.940 --> 30:59.540 And his family was giving him shit because he had a fake girlfriend or whatever. 30:59.540 --> 31:02.660 His current girlfriend was Tifa. 31:02.660 --> 31:04.220 Tifa from Final Fantasy? 31:04.220 --> 31:08.980 You know what I'm talking about? 31:08.980 --> 31:10.100 It was like, don't talk about her. 31:10.100 --> 31:11.500 We don't talk about her anymore. 31:11.500 --> 31:12.500 She's not real. 31:12.500 --> 31:16.220 But before that, before he went on the show, this is his girlfriend. 31:16.220 --> 31:18.140 He's got good taste. 31:18.140 --> 31:19.140 You know, TBH. 31:19.140 --> 31:27.420 Out of all the selections online, it's not a bad pick, or that reason we'll consider 31:27.420 --> 31:29.580 it our fourth true masterpiece. 31:29.580 --> 31:32.820 No, that's not right either. 31:32.820 --> 31:34.700 Okay, let's try this. 31:34.700 --> 31:38.660 All three of the games we've covered so far have prioritized impact and influence over 31:38.660 --> 31:40.300 practically anything else. 31:40.300 --> 31:43.460 So for number four on our list, I wanted to take a look at a game that acts like the 31:43.460 --> 31:46.940 pinnacle of the genre, a game that stands at the absolute peak of quality. 31:46.940 --> 31:51.920 I'm not saying this game is perfect, but as of today, it might be the best open world 31:51.920 --> 31:53.420 game of all time. 31:53.420 --> 31:57.100 Okay, I was going to say, no, Celeste is not- 31:57.100 --> 32:01.420 I don't know how the world gets this feeling, but sometimes, rarely, I'll be playing a game 32:01.420 --> 32:03.860 and almost start excitedly laughing like a child. 32:03.860 --> 32:07.820 That excitement comes from the conflict actively occurring in my head as I play the game. 32:07.820 --> 32:09.740 One half of me, the pragmatic half, is going to be- 32:09.740 --> 32:10.740 Does Elden Ring the beat? 32:10.740 --> 32:14.020 Because, to be honest, it deserves to be on the list more than half of us, so at some 32:14.020 --> 32:15.020 point. 32:15.020 --> 32:20.060 Alien games do exist, but statistically speaking, this probably isn't one of them, so just enjoy 32:20.060 --> 32:22.820 it for what it is and keep your expectations in check. 32:22.820 --> 32:25.820 While the other half is going, okay, yeah, no, you're right. 32:25.820 --> 32:29.860 I mean, Lim Grave is probably just 40-50% of the map and... 32:29.860 --> 32:35.220 Holy shit, it's this feeling of there's no possible way the game can keep doing this. 32:35.220 --> 32:36.460 It doesn't make sense. 32:36.460 --> 32:40.600 How does a game have an open world this big while still keeping it as dense as it is, 32:40.600 --> 32:44.260 with massive dungeons, some of which you don't even have to complete to beat the game, and 32:44.260 --> 32:46.980 combat that's also some of the best in the industry. 32:46.980 --> 32:51.100 That's not supposed to be possible, yet somehow they did manage to pull it off. 32:51.100 --> 32:54.580 And it's because Elden Ring is almost like a culmination of everything we've learned 32:54.580 --> 32:56.460 about Open World since Zelda 1. 32:56.460 --> 33:00.200 Elden Ring director Hidateki Miyazaki said in an interview that he learned from Breath 33:00.200 --> 33:02.700 of the Wild, Skyrim, Oblivion, and Witcher 3. 33:02.700 --> 33:07.020 They studied everything that made these games great, scrutinized and addressed their shortcomings, 33:07.020 --> 33:10.900 and did what every great game has done over the past 15 years. 33:10.900 --> 33:12.940 Evolved the medium and pushed it forward. 33:12.940 --> 33:16.420 like many of the greats before it Elden Ring likely won't be the greatest open 33:16.420 --> 33:19.040 world game of all time I'm trying to think of how I can just agree with this 33:19.040 --> 33:23.520 said that Elden Ring isn't his ideal fantasy RPG it's close but he knows 33:23.520 --> 33:27.900 they can do better and I'm sure in time the team at From Soft will when they do 33:27.900 --> 33:31.300 though what does that mean for Elden Ring what does it mean for Breath of the 33:31.300 --> 33:34.900 Wild yeah I don't know maybe it could be a lesson I don't know what does it mean for 33:34.900 --> 33:39.380 any game that you don't play good games you can imagine a world in which Miyazaki 33:39.380 --> 33:41.700 Rocky does create his ideal fantasy RPG. 33:41.700 --> 33:44.140 Let's say it's another open world like Elden Ring. 33:44.140 --> 33:47.220 Is Elden Ring no longer one of the seven true masterpieces? 33:47.220 --> 33:51.660 By that logic, should Mario 1 be on this list when Mario World exists? 33:51.660 --> 33:58.500 I'm honestly not sure. 33:58.500 --> 34:01.860 Can I ask you a seemingly straightforward question that has no real answer? 34:01.860 --> 34:05.980 When humanity is long gone and aliens stumble across our planet, they'll likely categorize 34:05.980 --> 34:08.940 all of our trinkets, odds and ends, those sorts of things. 34:08.940 --> 34:13.580 So when they reach the video game section, what do you think they'll consider more important? 34:13.580 --> 34:15.900 The very first game humanity made? 34:15.900 --> 34:17.780 Or the very last? 34:17.780 --> 34:19.980 This question is almost a bit of a paradox. 34:19.980 --> 34:24.260 If you ask me, I'd say the last game is infinitely more important, especially if it was the last 34:24.260 --> 34:28.500 truly great game and not just some shovelware that an AI threw out at the last second before 34:28.500 --> 34:29.500 shutting down. 34:29.500 --> 34:33.100 A game like that would be able to save so much through its sheer existence alone. 34:33.100 --> 34:36.660 Every choice it makes would be a statement on what we valued at the very end, what kind 34:36.660 --> 34:40.180 of Mark we wanted to leave behind, what we wanted the future to know about us. 34:40.180 --> 34:45.180 Who we were, the last we knew, the kind of who we just far and wide, we needed our civilization 34:45.180 --> 34:46.180 to follow. 34:46.180 --> 34:50.620 Yet the first game is the very reason the last game is even able to exist. 34:50.620 --> 34:55.700 Sure, Pong isn't some grand, boss-office-adventurous species in their final moments, but it is 34:55.700 --> 34:59.860 the starting point, the necessary first domino that had to fall. 34:59.860 --> 35:03.780 To be honest with you, this paradox drove me crazy when trying to put together this 35:03.780 --> 35:04.780 list. 35:04.780 --> 35:08.340 legacy and quality feels next to impossible I'd go to bed one night with my 35:08.340 --> 35:15.380 completed list of seven week was losing sleep up the next day look at it and go 35:15.380 --> 35:18.580 yeah no at least half of this is wrong we have to go back to the drawing board 35:18.580 --> 35:24.700 and again and again and again I'd get a finished script yet almost the very 35:24.700 --> 35:30.020 instant I hit enter on that last line of the seventh entry it all felt wrong I 35:30.020 --> 35:33.700 think I finally understand why though along with how to finally get it right 35:33.700 --> 35:38.500 See, there are two reasons. First off, the simple reason is the sheer complexity of the task. 35:38.500 --> 35:40.000 This list lasts really long. 35:40.000 --> 35:41.300 There's so much. 35:42.000 --> 35:43.200 Let's see your list, bro. 35:43.200 --> 35:43.800 General. 35:43.800 --> 35:44.500 In 3... 35:44.500 --> 35:45.000 Come on. 35:45.000 --> 35:46.400 There's gotta be like, at the end. 35:46.400 --> 35:47.600 A true masterpiece. 35:47.600 --> 35:48.400 I feel it part. 35:48.900 --> 35:49.700 Minecraft. 35:49.700 --> 35:50.200 The highest... 35:52.200 --> 35:53.500 So this fucker put Minecraft... 35:53.500 --> 35:55.700 Oh, he put World of Warcraft on there? 36:00.100 --> 36:02.100 Okay, so hold on. We got Zelda... 36:02.700 --> 36:03.600 Mario... 36:03.700 --> 36:12.700 Pokemon, Tetris, World of Warcraft, Doom, and Minecraft, I guess is what the tree numbers are. 36:12.700 --> 36:13.700 Here we go. 36:20.700 --> 36:21.700 Huh. 36:28.700 --> 36:31.700 Didn't he have Elden Ring on here too? Where's Elden Ring? 36:31.700 --> 36:34.980 I thought he put that on here. 36:34.980 --> 36:35.980 7. 36:35.980 --> 36:38.340 The Last Masterpiece, Minecraft. 36:38.340 --> 36:40.060 The highest selling video game- 36:40.060 --> 36:41.060 Huh. 36:41.060 --> 36:52.140 Go to the Warcraft section- oh I overhear him gas up World of Warcraft? 36:52.140 --> 36:53.140 Shadow Colossus? 36:53.140 --> 36:56.460 The game independent of the context of its release, especially when works of art are 36:56.460 --> 36:58.500 a direct result of the world around them. 36:58.500 --> 37:01.100 This isn't even taking into account subjectivity either. 37:01.100 --> 37:03.260 I sincerely believe there are at least 50- 37:03.820 --> 37:05.220 No, no, that's not- 37:05.220 --> 37:06.220 We'll consider it for- 37:07.620 --> 37:08.820 This motherfucker's got- 37:09.140 --> 37:10.980 Like, he's actually has different lists! 37:10.980 --> 37:12.580 Fourth true masterpiece. 37:13.260 --> 37:13.760 What?! 37:13.940 --> 37:15.860 No, no, that's not right either. 37:16.060 --> 37:17.580 Okay, let's- let's try this. 37:17.660 --> 37:19.500 All three of the games we've covered so far- 37:19.500 --> 37:20.000 We- 37:20.000 --> 37:20.500 We- 37:20.900 --> 37:21.400 We- 37:21.400 --> 37:21.900 We- 37:21.900 --> 37:22.400 We- 37:22.400 --> 37:22.900 We- 37:22.900 --> 37:23.400 We- 37:23.400 --> 37:23.900 We- 37:23.900 --> 37:24.400 We- 37:24.400 --> 37:24.900 We- 37:24.900 --> 37:25.400 We- 37:25.400 --> 37:25.900 We- 37:25.900 --> 37:26.400 We- 37:26.400 --> 37:26.900 We- 37:26.900 --> 37:27.400 We- 37:27.400 --> 37:27.900 We- 37:27.900 --> 37:28.400 We- 37:28.400 --> 37:28.900 We- 37:28.900 --> 37:29.400 We- 37:29.400 --> 37:29.900 We- 37:29.900 --> 37:30.400 We- 37:30.400 --> 37:30.900 We- 37:30.900 --> 37:34.140 Okay, so the man opening the game 37:38.100 --> 37:40.100 Did even talk about what I do 37:43.860 --> 37:51.520 But he did get to put the best motion pack of video games of all time in his title he did get to do that 37:58.740 --> 38:00.740 So the man 38:00.900 --> 38:08.660 Okay, well, I'll tapped 38:13.620 --> 38:15.620 Oh 38:22.860 --> 38:25.440 Nice maximized window love that for me 38:30.900 --> 38:37.900 I need to get a drink. 38:37.900 --> 38:50.900 Boy, he's a good boy. 38:50.900 --> 38:52.900 I 39:20.900 --> 39:35.580 Speaking their IP? Ah yes. Uh is this? What language am I in? Hello? Speel? Oh fuck, 39:35.580 --> 39:36.580 What did I do? 39:36.580 --> 39:37.580 Wait. 39:37.580 --> 39:38.580 I can see it. 39:38.580 --> 39:39.580 Again. 39:39.580 --> 39:40.580 Whoa. 39:40.580 --> 39:41.580 A schnitzel. 39:41.580 --> 39:53.580 I'm playing a new game. 39:53.580 --> 40:03.540 Space agents emerge as Earth's first and only line of defense against the ultimate threat. 40:03.540 --> 40:11.120 A soda man didn't know it yet, but he was about to change the fate of the universe. 40:11.120 --> 40:18.400 Once a cyber thief, a biker, a womanizer, but most importantly, a soda addict, he found 40:18.400 --> 40:22.000 himself thrust into a war unlike any other. 40:22.000 --> 40:25.080 He had fought in countless battles in the space agents. 40:25.080 --> 40:27.280 Why would this one be different? 40:27.280 --> 40:29.880 But it was. 40:29.880 --> 40:42.200 That's where the game down just a wee bit more. 40:42.200 --> 40:50.280 Okay, move around you can adjust your ammo since we have some options, it's fine. 40:50.280 --> 40:52.280 Oh, those teammates. 40:54.280 --> 40:56.280 Okay, reload with R. 41:01.280 --> 41:05.280 Okay, you can always toggle automations, auto attack. 41:09.280 --> 41:11.280 Eh, that's fine. 41:12.280 --> 41:14.280 Okay, one more dash here. 41:17.280 --> 41:19.280 Here we go. 41:20.280 --> 41:22.280 Where's my dash CD? 41:30.800 --> 41:32.800 Oh no 41:50.280 --> 41:56.520 he was already the best there was now he was unstoppable a god walking among men 41:57.160 --> 42:03.320 under his soda-powered leadership they won a thousand battles that's crazy 42:05.320 --> 42:08.440 only one enemy remained the commander 42:13.880 --> 42:15.800 and so the man succeeded 42:15.800 --> 42:22.800 in the sunset of his glory with a soda in hand. He retired. 42:45.800 --> 42:47.800 Wolf report. Oh 42:56.640 --> 43:01.480 Life was perfect for 15 years 43:06.840 --> 43:09.920 Until that damn day the soda calypse 43:15.800 --> 43:21.800 The sodas lost their fizz, and no more. 43:21.800 --> 43:25.800 His world came crumbling down, blinded by vengeance. 43:25.800 --> 43:29.800 He swore that whoever was responsible would pay. 43:29.800 --> 43:33.800 Somewhere out there, sodas still existed. 43:33.800 --> 43:38.800 And he would find them, and take his revenge. 43:38.800 --> 43:41.800 Okay, let's get B. 43:41.800 --> 43:44.800 Alright, Soda Man. 43:45.800 --> 43:48.920 no skip you can't have that 43:48.920 --> 43:51.000 uh... hey buddy 43:51.000 --> 43:52.800 opens a soda pop nice 43:52.800 --> 43:57.040 develops a man as four childhood friends why because one of us managed to quit 43:57.040 --> 44:00.060 smoking only become addicted to soda instead 44:00.060 --> 44:02.560 without building a reverse around this would be cool and hilarious and here we 44:02.560 --> 44:07.120 are 44:07.120 --> 44:09.720 love that 44:09.720 --> 44:15.720 so once we talk with all four people 44:15.800 --> 44:21.680 old friend how's your new cybernetic liver holding up let me know if you need 44:21.680 --> 44:30.480 more upgrades like the old days huh it's been a while okay that's one of them 44:30.480 --> 44:35.160 Kate figured your weapons could use some improvement hope you don't mind a 44:35.160 --> 44:40.600 little feminine touch the FACT huh straightforward enough fully automatic 44:40.600 --> 44:46.520 cap thrower. It's an automatic rifle. Reliable. No frills. Good for starting out, but don't 44:46.520 --> 44:47.600 get too attached. 44:47.600 --> 44:53.600 Standard and effective. It gets the job done. I'll take it. 44:53.600 --> 44:58.600 Soda man, we learned the cause of the soda collapse. 44:58.600 --> 45:00.600 Who? 45:00.600 --> 45:06.600 More like what? The space agents named it Entity X. We don't know what it is yet. All we know 45:06.600 --> 45:12.480 He is the reason for the sodas losing the fizz and he's raising an army in the star system raising an army 45:12.480 --> 45:14.480 Huh the commander did the same 45:15.320 --> 45:19.280 I'll end this entity x or whatever the number its name is 45:19.680 --> 45:23.280 Just like I did to the commander and get my sodas back 45:23.760 --> 45:27.960 We don't know where it is yet, but I'll be searching like Admiral said first 45:27.960 --> 45:34.200 You need to get down to crystal heaven and collect sodas for your powers the space agents ship must have taken damage from the planet 45:34.200 --> 45:41.320 be prepared for anything anything comes between me and my sodas i destroy 45:42.920 --> 45:43.480 so cool 45:45.960 --> 45:52.520 who the fuck oh admiral this bitch soda man the space agents were collecting sodas after the soda 45:52.520 --> 45:59.640 calypse there is a planet below called crystal heaven it looks like some of the sodas they found 45:59.640 --> 46:08.440 are down there. The ship is in the star system somewhere, though not located yet. While you 46:08.440 --> 46:16.520 collect the sodas scattered all over the planet, we will find the ship. So finish crystal heaven 46:16.520 --> 46:23.640 and we'll proceed with the next planet with the sodas. Okay, go to admiral for operations, R. 46:23.640 --> 46:36.680 crystal heaven risk level one I guess crystals go burr please turn the game 46:36.680 --> 46:39.360 up do quiet 46:40.040 --> 46:50.520 we'll go I was at 20 we'll go to 30 okay find the circle 46:53.640 --> 47:05.640 What is happening? 47:05.640 --> 47:08.120 Oh, okay. 47:08.120 --> 47:10.120 Well, I know what this game is. 47:10.120 --> 47:12.720 Here is your soda selection panel. 47:12.720 --> 47:16.760 You will always see this screen after leveling up or picking up a soda, blah, blah, blah. 47:16.760 --> 47:20.120 There are two types of sodas, normal and ultimate. 47:20.120 --> 47:24.840 Total sodas can be enhanced to a certain level of their rarity, or their rarity can be increased. 47:24.840 --> 47:30.060 A soda can come with a high rarity level, but it starts at level 1 when purchased. 47:30.060 --> 47:33.520 Ultimate sodas cannot be enhanced, but are already quite powerful. 47:33.520 --> 47:42.620 Most ultimate sodas can be included in soda sets. 47:42.620 --> 47:47.360 Sodas have different max levels, there are only 5 rarity levels in total. 47:47.360 --> 47:50.880 The rarity levels are common rare, epic legendary, and artifact. 47:53.040 --> 47:54.320 Alright, it's all pretty basic. 47:54.520 --> 47:55.280 Let's see here. 47:58.520 --> 48:02.200 So we can take Hop Shoe, Bubbly Plague, or Bubble Turret. 48:02.600 --> 48:02.880 Hmm. 48:04.520 --> 48:08.600 So I can spread virus to enemies on hit, bullets have a chance to make enemies 48:08.600 --> 48:12.880 sneeze, scattering projectiles around them that deal damage and can apply 48:12.880 --> 48:13.880 something called virus. 48:14.840 --> 48:16.720 And then this one also does virus. 48:17.360 --> 48:20.360 Summon stationary turrets that blow bubbles. 48:21.360 --> 48:23.360 Well, this one's epic. 48:23.360 --> 48:24.360 So... 48:25.360 --> 48:27.360 Your attacks deal more damage and do plague. 48:27.360 --> 48:29.360 I think it's very much like Hades. Yes, it is. 48:29.360 --> 48:33.360 If you look on the left, you're only allowed to have one in each of these slots. 48:33.360 --> 48:36.360 So, my auto attacks are now going to be virus. 48:37.360 --> 48:38.360 I'm locking that in. 48:39.360 --> 48:40.360 So... 48:47.360 --> 48:49.360 Let's crush him. 48:52.400 --> 48:54.400 Find the circle. 48:56.640 --> 48:58.640 I mean, I'm going towards this exclamation point. 49:05.280 --> 49:07.280 I should probably be looting these guys. 49:11.680 --> 49:13.680 Ow, fuck. 49:17.360 --> 49:20.020 Move cam. Oh, shit. You're right. I do need to 49:21.360 --> 49:22.360 top left 49:23.620 --> 49:27.420 Okay, after making attacks for a certain amount, you call lightning 49:29.660 --> 49:31.660 Hmm 49:34.000 --> 49:36.000 This would be my auto attack 49:37.900 --> 49:39.900 Your strike steal more damage 49:41.720 --> 49:43.720 The passive 49:43.720 --> 49:49.240 could reroll yeah I just don't know what else in the game fucking let's reroll 49:49.240 --> 49:55.440 see what's else okay your strikes just deal more damage 49:55.800 --> 50:01.440 it's more spark bullshit whenever you reload call lightning strikes at random 50:01.440 --> 50:07.440 enemies it's all lightning reroll again 50:10.040 --> 50:12.840 shit 50:13.720 --> 50:20.440 You throw a disc of electric to the nearest enemy, dealing damage and creating a chain 50:20.440 --> 50:22.120 lightning with set intervals. 50:22.120 --> 50:23.760 Fuck, I should have went lightning build. 50:23.760 --> 50:24.760 I re-rolled again. 50:24.760 --> 50:27.920 I should have started banishing too. 50:27.920 --> 50:28.920 Electricuted lightning. 50:28.920 --> 50:29.920 It's all lightning. 50:29.920 --> 50:34.840 Am I locked into lightning then? 50:34.840 --> 50:39.320 Whatever. 50:39.320 --> 51:04.880 I don't think it is. 51:04.880 --> 51:05.880 I don't level up. 51:10.760 --> 51:12.320 Okay, this is your attacks. 51:12.320 --> 51:15.520 Knock enemies back and deal more damage and apply bleeding. 51:16.760 --> 51:19.760 Well, I would lose my toxic, which it's wasted. 51:19.760 --> 51:23.000 Your dash creates a Kasura Gami. 51:23.000 --> 51:24.400 The fuck does that mean? 51:26.120 --> 51:28.440 You can use your secret technique of Death Kick 51:28.440 --> 51:32.280 to kick enemies nearby, dealing damage and knocking them back. 51:32.280 --> 51:33.120 All right, let's take this. 51:33.120 --> 51:34.120 How do I use this? 51:34.880 --> 51:41.880 How do I use my kick? 51:41.880 --> 51:42.880 Cool down 4.4 seconds. 51:42.880 --> 51:47.880 How do I use it? 51:47.880 --> 51:48.880 F-R-E? 51:48.880 --> 51:49.880 Z? 51:49.880 --> 52:00.880 I hit Z and it did something, X? 52:00.880 --> 52:04.720 Oh, maybe it just autos. 52:04.720 --> 52:19.160 might be a half it just auto goes I think damn oh my god is owning okay I can upgrade my 52:19.160 --> 52:26.080 death kick increase your attack damage based on your missing health no I think I just upgrade 52:26.080 --> 52:43.520 got the cake. Okay, I got to do this quest. How do I do this? 52:43.520 --> 52:50.520 If they're not registered, they're unpredictable. 52:50.520 --> 52:51.520 Ow. 52:51.520 --> 52:52.520 Unpredictable? 52:52.520 --> 52:53.520 That's another statement. 52:53.520 --> 52:54.520 Look at those energy blasts. 52:54.520 --> 52:59.520 I wonder if I can make guns out of them. 52:59.520 --> 53:09.520 Okay, what does upgrade my virus, I guess? 53:09.520 --> 53:10.520 Ow. 53:10.520 --> 53:12.520 Ow, I'm actually getting owned. 53:12.520 --> 53:34.500 actually getting owned. On hit bullets have a chance to make enemies sneeze. I don't have 53:34.500 --> 53:42.980 anything here do I dying enemies may drop why pops cool I was using grants 53:42.980 --> 53:49.140 you temporary moving speed all right fuck it we'll take my pops I guess 53:49.140 --> 53:56.140 Oh, they're healing soon, we love that. 53:56.140 --> 54:04.140 Oh, ow. 54:04.140 --> 54:14.380 Gain a damaging aura around, how do I see what I have? 54:14.380 --> 54:15.380 Oh, here we go. 54:15.380 --> 54:19.100 So I have a white, red, blue, and white. 54:19.100 --> 54:23.940 So I don't have this spark, gain a damaging aura around you. 54:23.940 --> 54:24.940 It's garlic essentially. 54:24.940 --> 54:27.940 Either that or upgrade my lollipops. 54:27.940 --> 54:34.940 I don't know if I want to gain a damaging aura around me, I don't think that's as fun. 54:34.940 --> 54:37.940 I already have the depth kit. 54:37.940 --> 54:39.940 You playing P.O.E.? 54:39.940 --> 54:40.940 Nope. 54:40.940 --> 54:41.940 Not today. 54:41.940 --> 54:43.940 What the fuck is that? 54:50.740 --> 54:54.180 I still also don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing on the map here. 54:59.860 --> 55:05.940 Find the circle and protect the circle for 30 seconds. Where is the fucking circle? 55:05.940 --> 55:10.940 Is this not it? 55:10.940 --> 55:13.940 Oh wait, enemies in area. 55:13.940 --> 55:15.940 Oh, the timer. 55:15.940 --> 55:17.940 The camera's fucking covering it. 55:17.940 --> 55:18.940 Look. 55:26.940 --> 55:27.940 There we go. 55:30.940 --> 55:31.940 Ow. 55:32.940 --> 55:33.940 Oh my god. 55:35.940 --> 55:40.940 Okay, gain a damage or around you, quote on, you release an energy that deals damage. 55:40.940 --> 55:44.940 I already have a blue. 55:49.940 --> 55:51.940 Jesus. 55:55.940 --> 56:00.940 Killing an enemy grants you base attack damage and base health regen for a limited amount of time. 56:00.940 --> 56:03.940 This bonus can be stacked. 56:03.940 --> 56:10.940 I already have a passive. Upgrade death kick. 56:27.940 --> 56:31.940 Protect the circle for 12 more seconds. 56:33.940 --> 56:52.460 I'm back to zero now. 56:52.460 --> 56:59.020 Oh my god. 56:59.020 --> 57:02.020 You are resetting it. Yeah, I am. Time to fucking move! 57:20.740 --> 57:21.240 I did it. 57:25.800 --> 57:27.800 Your strike's doing more damage. 57:29.020 --> 57:36.900 I really hate that it doesn't show what I do and do not have. 57:36.900 --> 57:41.900 I mean, do I replace my basic attack and go deep into lightning? 57:41.900 --> 57:47.620 I feel like Bubbly Plague sucks. 57:47.620 --> 57:52.540 Does it actually replace it? 57:52.540 --> 57:54.060 It absolutely does. 57:54.060 --> 57:55.060 Press E. 57:55.060 --> 58:03.340 alteration what did you just do 58:25.060 --> 58:44.220 Okay, there's something here. 58:44.220 --> 58:46.860 Survive for 15 minutes. 58:46.860 --> 58:50.060 No? 58:50.060 --> 58:51.060 This is a card chest panel. 58:51.060 --> 58:52.060 You'll see this panel. 58:52.060 --> 58:53.060 You can open a card chest. 58:53.060 --> 58:55.060 Okay, I'm not reading all that 58:56.660 --> 59:00.220 16% spark damage or 22% soda damage 59:03.180 --> 59:05.180 The fuck is soda damage 59:11.820 --> 59:13.820 Just passives in general 59:17.740 --> 59:20.780 Damage from soda, but everything is kind of soda isn't it? 59:23.060 --> 59:42.040 huh increase the damage from all your sodas except passive sodas which can take soda damage 59:42.040 --> 59:43.040 I guess. 59:43.040 --> 59:44.040 Tepik. 59:44.040 --> 59:45.040 Shirley. 59:45.040 --> 59:46.040 F2 apply. 59:46.040 --> 59:47.040 Okay. 59:47.040 --> 01:00:11.920 I mean right now everything just dies in literally like just one hit. 01:00:11.920 --> 01:00:19.000 don't need a yellow and a purple. Red eyes. You're summoning a gargoyle that continuously 01:00:19.000 --> 01:00:23.880 deals damage to your enemy by shooting lasers from its eyes. As a gargoyle kills enemies, 01:00:23.880 --> 01:00:35.760 it heals you. Okay, fuck it. 01:00:35.760 --> 01:00:57.240 this wait you're telling me this is my friend okay lose a random soda but earn a 01:00:57.240 --> 01:01:02.680 card with at minimum epic rarity lose a random card upgrade a random soda to 01:01:02.680 --> 01:01:10.080 legendary minus 10 coin earn a random car I don't even know if I have coins I 01:01:10.080 --> 01:01:13.840 guess I did okay 01:01:26.760 --> 01:01:30.000 amazing 01:01:32.680 --> 01:02:01.680 I don't really think I care about this gargoyle at all. 01:02:01.680 --> 01:02:15.680 Bro is addicted to any game. I don't know how he likes playing boring stuff. Are you 01:02:15.680 --> 01:02:29.000 trying to continue it? I'm addicted to this game right now. Yes, I've been playing it 01:02:29.000 --> 01:02:43.220 for about 15 minutes so far. That's a thought. Rare cards grant 15% global damage each. 01:02:43.220 --> 01:02:47.360 You gain 10% attack damage as bonuses multiplied by the level of soda with the highest level 01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:58.360 you own. Okay, sure. So I have like a level 3 soda, so shouldn't that be 30% damage? 01:02:58.360 --> 01:03:02.560 or 40% rather. 01:03:02.560 --> 01:03:07.560 Okay fuck, this is a lot, how on earth? 01:03:28.360 --> 01:03:31.480 How is okay 01:03:45.560 --> 01:03:47.560 Well 01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:57.360 There's a boss here 01:03:58.360 --> 01:04:12.140 good death kick blood pack 01:04:12.140 --> 01:04:19.180 I still need a yellow 01:04:19.180 --> 01:04:23.420 I'm gonna re-roll, no yellow, sad 01:04:23.420 --> 01:04:30.420 That's a great death kick I guess. 01:04:30.420 --> 01:04:46.420 I actually don't get... everything's just dying like in one hit from death kick I think. 01:04:46.420 --> 01:04:53.140 Is there a boss loot? 01:04:53.140 --> 01:04:58.180 Ah fuck of course there was, not bad. 01:04:58.180 --> 01:05:03.020 Why is it not on the map? 01:05:03.020 --> 01:05:16.380 Still no yellow. 01:05:16.380 --> 01:05:35.500 Was there boss loot? 01:05:35.500 --> 01:05:39.180 They kinda just died by just being near my presence. 01:05:39.180 --> 01:05:41.180 Why even shoot the gun? 01:05:52.860 --> 01:05:58.860 Okay, magazine size leveling up against fire rate for 40 seconds, let's do magazine size call of the day. 01:06:09.180 --> 01:06:13.540 I don't think I could land a shot if I tried. 01:06:13.540 --> 01:06:18.260 They died just instantly. 01:06:18.260 --> 01:06:19.700 How much longer till I win? 01:06:19.700 --> 01:06:21.700 Is there a timer? 01:06:21.700 --> 01:06:27.460 It just says 15 minutes, but I don't know how long I've been in here for. 01:06:27.460 --> 01:06:30.500 Uh, oh I see. 01:06:30.500 --> 01:06:31.500 635. 01:06:31.500 --> 01:06:35.500 So I got, what, 8 more minutes here? 01:06:35.500 --> 01:06:46.900 Okay, boss? 01:06:46.900 --> 01:06:50.780 Might actually press buttons here. 01:06:50.780 --> 01:06:59.580 Ooh, a magnet. 01:06:59.580 --> 01:07:01.580 You found a blueprint. 01:07:05.580 --> 01:07:06.580 Okay. 01:07:07.580 --> 01:07:09.580 How do I take this magnet? 01:07:11.580 --> 01:07:13.580 Oh, okay, it worked. 01:07:29.580 --> 01:07:45.500 I don't have a dash yet forming a dash creates two rods connected by chain lightning interesting 01:07:45.500 --> 01:08:01.680 Is there a different passives your dash charges increase, okay, I guess we'll take that 01:08:01.680 --> 01:08:03.680 I 01:08:05.280 --> 01:08:08.840 Replaced my other passive under what whoa hold on what? 01:08:13.560 --> 01:08:15.560 Multiple passives 01:08:26.360 --> 01:08:28.640 Where does this is a yellow where's yellows 01:08:31.680 --> 01:08:55.600 I really want to try and take more thingamajigs, but I don't want to replace stuff. 01:08:55.600 --> 01:08:58.880 I don't think it does though. 01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:01.400 Reload ball lightning strikes randomly. Okay, we take that 01:09:04.480 --> 01:09:10.280 Minus review exit F8 whenever you real eight times while holding this card gain permanent point one lifesteal 01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:14.200 Unhit plus 50 max HP when you reroll eight times 01:09:20.920 --> 01:09:25.960 Okay, I'll just have to reroll a lot need two more rerolls 01:09:28.880 --> 01:09:41.680 How is this loot still coming? Jesus. Alright, so... but I have zero re-rolls. Yikes. 01:09:58.880 --> 01:10:20.880 five 01:10:20.880 --> 01:10:21.880 Lock, okay. 01:10:37.200 --> 01:10:40.400 During the duration of your reload, you gain a damage mitigating blood shield. 01:10:44.920 --> 01:10:48.000 Oh, okay, so I can only have one here, got it. 01:10:48.760 --> 01:10:50.120 It warned me before I took it. 01:10:50.880 --> 01:10:52.880 There's a pre-death kick then. 01:11:03.880 --> 01:11:05.880 Okay, so I can have multiple strikes. 01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:17.880 I feel like you already wanted to just here kick. Yeah. 01:11:17.880 --> 01:11:20.280 I'm also just not really even caring that much. 01:11:37.560 --> 01:11:41.720 Feeling addicted? Yep. You know me. Sometimes a blueprint. 01:11:47.880 --> 01:12:07.180 2% soda efficiency, oh wow. 01:12:07.180 --> 01:12:14.180 5% project, I'm just grabbing all the question marks on the map. 01:12:14.180 --> 01:12:17.180 Never mind, map is massive, Jesus. 01:12:17.180 --> 01:12:39.180 five minutes left 01:13:09.180 --> 01:13:13.980 valley after this? It is! I'm pumping it up. 01:13:28.460 --> 01:13:34.460 Found a blueprint. Okie-dokie. 01:13:34.460 --> 01:13:38.620 How everything is literally just dying. 01:13:38.620 --> 01:13:45.460 It doesn't even make it onto my screen for I credit for $6700. 01:14:04.460 --> 01:14:15.380 enemies sit with virus phase and low health suffer and a heart attack and are 01:14:15.380 --> 01:14:18.580 instantly executed 01:14:22.860 --> 01:14:33.800 I don't care. How do I? Hello? Apply. You can re-roll that? Yeah, I just don't care. 01:14:33.800 --> 01:14:37.800 I don't give a shit, it doesn't matter. 01:14:37.800 --> 01:14:44.800 Okay, now they're all being executed. 01:14:44.800 --> 01:14:49.240 Not much of a difference, there's just more letters on the screen now, signifying that 01:14:49.240 --> 01:14:59.800 they instantly died. 01:14:59.800 --> 01:15:04.040 This game sucks. I'm not into it, but, you know, maybe it'll get good. 01:15:05.960 --> 01:15:07.160 I'm gonna finish this run. 01:15:08.480 --> 01:15:11.200 See if there's like a final boss or something, and then yeah, that's it. 01:15:11.200 --> 01:15:11.680 That's game. 01:15:22.120 --> 01:15:23.000 Three minutes to go. 01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:33.400 Hmm, is it a masterpiece? Yep 01:15:36.880 --> 01:15:38.880 Whoa 01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:43.760 It's happening 01:15:59.800 --> 01:16:15.800 If you play space backpack battles, you know, I haven't even seen that in a meeting. 01:16:15.800 --> 01:16:16.800 Sandwich? 01:16:16.800 --> 01:16:21.600 Try them out, Sandwich. 01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:24.480 They're getting closer. 01:16:24.480 --> 01:16:29.760 You might like space backpack battles, but probably would, if the game actually had 01:16:29.760 --> 01:16:31.760 I have some level of depth to it. 01:16:38.460 --> 01:16:40.460 Okay, I looped this shit up here for this hook. 01:16:40.960 --> 01:16:41.460 Wow. 01:16:51.760 --> 01:16:52.260 Oh shit. 01:16:59.760 --> 01:17:09.960 I don't even know if I want to be grabbing these anymore. 01:17:09.960 --> 01:17:24.040 Ugh, just upgrades I don't need. 01:17:24.040 --> 01:17:25.040 Down with the ship. 01:17:25.040 --> 01:17:26.040 It's down with the ship? 01:17:26.040 --> 01:17:27.040 Okay. 01:17:27.040 --> 01:17:28.040 Oh, hold on. 01:17:28.040 --> 01:17:29.040 Hold on. 01:17:29.040 --> 01:17:41.040 things are hitting me I just got hit it's a miracle final minute okay never 01:17:41.040 --> 01:17:43.960 mind I think it was a fluke 01:17:44.720 --> 01:17:47.760 come out of it a fluke 01:17:59.040 --> 01:18:04.040 Let's upgrade my lollipops. 01:18:04.040 --> 01:18:11.040 Ooh, alright, boss time. 01:18:11.040 --> 01:18:18.040 I won. 01:18:18.040 --> 01:18:21.040 Why? 01:18:21.040 --> 01:18:28.040 Why are we even leveling up, isn't it over? 01:18:28.040 --> 01:18:45.040 I guess 30 seconds left. 01:19:15.040 --> 01:19:17.040 Five seconds. 01:19:23.040 --> 01:19:25.040 I did it. 01:19:26.040 --> 01:19:28.040 Complete ace in a whole mission. 01:19:28.040 --> 01:19:30.040 Defeat the final threat. 01:19:31.040 --> 01:19:33.040 Okay, who's the final threat? 01:19:33.040 --> 01:19:57.620 Hello? Is it Diabetes? 01:19:57.620 --> 01:20:09.200 on the map. There's a bunch of red balls though, they're dying instantly. I think it's optional 01:20:09.200 --> 01:20:20.020 by the way. How does one defeat the final threat? What am I going to do? Top? Ooh, maybe 01:20:20.020 --> 01:20:37.300 actually yeah like some weird icon here I think is where I spawned but maybe 01:20:37.300 --> 01:20:49.000 the process no 01:20:59.000 --> 01:21:06.120 out of Ford okay well that was the first game on both list next one was the 01:21:06.120 --> 01:21:12.920 broken vow I think we're going into the whore slot so we're playing trash for the whole day 01:21:15.320 --> 01:21:16.200 please be on steam 01:21:20.440 --> 01:21:22.600 it is absolutely not on steam 01:21:26.200 --> 01:21:28.200 really 01:21:28.200 --> 01:21:39.040 Maybe they have a link here. 01:21:39.040 --> 01:21:40.360 The broken vow. 01:21:40.360 --> 01:21:43.680 Okay, it's on some random ass janky website. 01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:44.680 We love that. 01:21:44.680 --> 01:21:45.680 Itchio. 01:21:45.680 --> 01:21:46.680 Sure. 01:21:46.680 --> 01:21:47.680 Download. 01:21:47.680 --> 01:21:48.680 Ah. 01:21:48.680 --> 01:21:49.680 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 01:21:49.680 --> 01:22:11.680 Hmm. 01:22:11.680 --> 01:22:32.280 Yeah, the box of fear. Windows cannot open the folder. What? 01:22:32.280 --> 01:22:39.200 Is this the wrong game? Oh my god, I'm downloading the wrong fucking game, I think. 01:22:39.200 --> 01:22:46.200 Here we go. 01:22:46.200 --> 01:22:48.700 Okay, on the game website, he's like, 01:22:48.700 --> 01:22:50.700 check out my other games. 01:22:50.700 --> 01:22:52.700 And it had a download now. 01:22:52.700 --> 01:22:56.200 I'll show you all. 01:22:56.200 --> 01:23:02.700 It kind of baited me a bit. 01:23:02.700 --> 01:23:05.200 On the website here, I was looking for the download, 01:23:05.200 --> 01:23:08.200 and then, oh, download now, right here. 01:23:08.200 --> 01:23:15.200 was his fucking his other game. Here's the download I wanted to go to. 01:23:19.920 --> 01:23:26.920 Okay. 01:23:29.040 --> 01:23:36.040 Alright, new folder. 01:23:38.200 --> 01:24:08.120 All right, English, it's very quiet. 01:24:08.200 --> 01:24:16.040 Mal since Chavity I bet I'm gonna want to lower it usually I do new game 01:24:38.200 --> 01:24:40.720 I miss prime soda optimus prime 01:24:47.560 --> 01:24:50.000 Okay with sprint with space bar 01:24:53.080 --> 01:24:57.580 Everything he did to me won't be forgotten he may think he got away, but he's mistaken 01:25:00.280 --> 01:25:02.280 But how much time passes I 01:25:02.280 --> 01:25:08.280 I will repay him in kind. What are you? Okay. Didn't your grandpodges die or something? What's going on? 01:25:21.360 --> 01:25:27.560 Just a minute dear. I'm just finishing getting dressed just a minute dear. Okay 01:25:32.280 --> 01:25:35.080 who big lighter 01:25:35.080 --> 01:25:38.800 i need to replace the circuit breaker when the power goes out she becomes more 01:25:38.800 --> 01:25:44.640 aggressive as if she's lurking waiting for the right moment 01:25:44.640 --> 01:25:47.640 okay is grandma gonna be a 01:26:02.280 --> 01:26:09.720 The game is extremely loud by the way. 01:26:09.720 --> 01:26:20.160 I normally play games at 20% volume, it's at 75. 01:26:20.160 --> 01:26:24.720 Too hot to handle with your hands. 01:26:24.720 --> 01:26:25.720 Okay. 01:26:25.720 --> 01:26:49.320 I mean, there's a lot of things I could run in an oven mitt, tongs, okay. 01:26:49.320 --> 01:26:51.320 I'm also way faster going back. 01:27:02.800 --> 01:27:03.640 Here it comes. 01:27:09.880 --> 01:27:10.880 Okay, it wasn't bad. 01:27:19.320 --> 01:27:21.320 Hello? 01:27:23.000 --> 01:27:28.360 Grandma, oh fuck. I don't know why I got scared something scared me there 01:27:30.760 --> 01:27:36.740 These medication that he gives me are slowly destroying me. I feel worse with every dose. I won't let this happen 01:27:36.960 --> 01:27:39.600 I'll make him taste his own poison 01:27:41.000 --> 01:27:43.000 Okay, I 01:27:43.200 --> 01:27:45.200 Don't remember grandma taking so many meds 01:27:46.360 --> 01:27:48.240 acquired memory one out of five 01:27:49.320 --> 01:28:03.900 okay that's baffling to put this in your fucking bedroom not to open well I'm 01:28:03.900 --> 01:28:15.360 gonna open that that's also batshit crazy okay screwdriver and crowbar 01:28:19.320 --> 01:28:33.720 nice. Power goes out. It's going to go out while I'm in this room. Grandma had this book 01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:47.080 at the funeral some type of necromancy book crowbar screwdriver 01:28:47.080 --> 01:28:54.080 Oh, how are we going to go out? 01:28:54.080 --> 01:28:59.080 No. 01:28:59.080 --> 01:29:01.080 And now. 01:29:29.080 --> 01:29:52.180 It's not good, it's rather extremely unfortunate. 01:29:52.180 --> 01:29:55.040 He locked me in here believing that I wouldn't be able to escape. 01:29:55.040 --> 01:29:59.640 Little did he know that his own trap would turn against him. 01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:01.140 Okay. 01:30:03.140 --> 01:30:04.440 Press shift to run. 01:30:07.740 --> 01:30:09.140 Why are we teaching me how to run? 01:30:20.140 --> 01:30:20.640 Oh. 01:30:25.040 --> 01:30:43.000 I need to see how grandma's doing motherfucker. I have scoured every room in this house. She's not here you fucking imbecile 01:30:43.000 --> 01:31:03.120 What am I even looking for in here? I don't even know what I want at this point. 01:31:03.120 --> 01:31:09.840 I keep thinking these little boxes are like shotgun ammo from Resident Evil. Oh, nice. 01:31:09.840 --> 01:31:11.840 Oh 01:31:20.040 --> 01:31:22.040 Trolling 01:31:33.560 --> 01:31:35.560 But how do I do this 01:31:39.840 --> 01:31:44.840 Oh, it opened. 01:31:44.840 --> 01:31:49.840 You fucking serial. 01:32:02.840 --> 01:32:03.840 Okay. 01:32:09.840 --> 01:32:27.240 I survived now get back on the generator oh my god it was her it was her it was her 01:32:27.240 --> 01:32:29.240 Oh my god, she killed him 01:32:42.280 --> 01:32:48.800 If the medications fail the plan B is in the books blue red green it's painful to think about I've come to this point 01:32:48.800 --> 01:32:51.800 I hope I won't need it. Okay, don't look behind the picture 01:32:51.800 --> 01:32:56.240 The other there's like eight six one 01:32:58.520 --> 01:33:04.480 Blue red green eight six one behind the picture 01:33:10.200 --> 01:33:16.040 They seem so happy I understand but like how do we look behind this thing? 01:33:21.800 --> 01:33:33.200 Maybe there's another picture somewhere... for Jesus Christ. 01:33:33.200 --> 01:33:41.800 I'm dead. 01:33:41.800 --> 01:33:42.800 That's crazy. 01:33:42.800 --> 01:33:46.800 I mean, how on earth? 01:33:46.800 --> 01:34:01.360 I mean how on earth I have to pull her way back we got a loop around this room 01:34:16.800 --> 01:34:25.600 Okay, so that's done, that's nice I guess. 01:34:25.600 --> 01:34:29.960 What I'm doing isn't right, I know she suspects me, I can see it in her silence but there's 01:34:29.960 --> 01:34:31.560 no turning back. 01:34:31.560 --> 01:34:32.560 Or is there? 01:34:32.560 --> 01:34:34.560 No, I can't stop now. 01:34:34.560 --> 01:34:36.560 Insane. 01:34:36.560 --> 01:34:55.000 Hmm. I don't know what to do. Maybe I go back to the picture, maybe I can interact with 01:34:55.000 --> 01:35:20.000 it now or something? Not what I expected. Okay, so it's a save combination. 01:35:25.000 --> 01:35:51.000 So, seven left, seven, nine, three, okay, seven, seven, nine, three, seven, nine, three, 01:35:51.000 --> 01:36:13.960 Okay, make sure we get this before I open objective leave the house well after the box 01:36:13.960 --> 01:36:18.600 sent that book everything changed I tried to talk to her but it's not her anymore I 01:36:18.600 --> 01:36:21.600 I tried to destroy the book, but that only made her more aggressive. 01:36:21.600 --> 01:36:24.600 I'm afraid of what she might do to our children and grandchildren. 01:36:24.600 --> 01:36:28.600 I'll have to take action. I'll try to poison her slowly. 01:36:28.600 --> 01:36:32.600 If nothing else works, I have a gun in the safe and I'll do whatever it takes. 01:36:35.600 --> 01:36:38.600 Only four out of five memories. What? I'm missing one. 01:36:48.600 --> 01:36:59.480 How did that take so long to shoot what 01:36:59.480 --> 01:37:00.480 What? 01:37:00.480 --> 01:37:01.480 Oh, fuck. 01:37:01.480 --> 01:37:06.480 But it worked all of a sudden. 01:37:06.480 --> 01:37:15.480 Is she gonna spam spawn? 01:37:15.480 --> 01:37:44.480 I don't like this. 01:38:44.480 --> 01:38:51.480 Where did she go? 01:39:14.480 --> 01:39:38.360 Excellent. A masterpiece, really. Alright, next game. We've got the Alley. This game 01:39:38.360 --> 01:39:40.360 Steam is on Steam. 01:39:40.360 --> 01:39:42.360 2026? 01:39:42.360 --> 01:39:44.360 It seems to be a demo. 01:39:44.360 --> 01:39:46.360 Fuck it. 01:39:46.360 --> 01:39:48.360 We play the demo. 01:39:54.360 --> 01:39:56.360 Time to go pee. 01:40:08.360 --> 01:40:10.360 You 01:40:30.360 --> 01:40:32.920 Beach mouse beach beach mouse 01:40:32.920 --> 01:40:39.200 Mouse, Mouse, Beech, Beech, Mouse. 01:40:39.200 --> 01:40:40.200 Uh-oh. 01:40:40.200 --> 01:40:42.040 Beech, Beech, Beech, Beech, Mouse. 01:40:42.040 --> 01:40:43.040 No, sir. 01:40:43.040 --> 01:40:44.840 Mouse, Beech, Beech, Mouse. 01:40:44.840 --> 01:40:45.840 Skip. 01:40:45.840 --> 01:40:46.840 Cease. 01:40:46.840 --> 01:40:49.600 Beech, Mouse, Beech, Beech, Mouse. 01:40:49.600 --> 01:40:50.600 Freaks, man. 01:40:50.600 --> 01:40:52.640 This is the five dollars. 01:40:52.640 --> 01:40:55.480 Appreciate that, wow. 01:40:55.480 --> 01:40:59.080 Hopefully it was worth it. 01:40:59.080 --> 01:41:24.800 I couldn't start, okay, huh. 01:41:24.800 --> 01:41:26.480 Why is it blocking it? 01:41:26.480 --> 01:41:27.480 Repair it? 01:41:27.480 --> 01:41:50.080 Uh, properties, verifying integrity, no fucking no. 01:41:50.080 --> 01:41:56.720 What is this? 01:41:56.720 --> 01:42:01.720 firewall blocked the game how do I unblock that I don't know how to work 01:42:01.720 --> 01:42:04.520 firewall at all 01:42:08.520 --> 01:42:17.160 you don't why would you want to I mean I don't know it's a game on Steam 01:42:17.160 --> 01:42:27.440 I need to add it to the exceptions. 01:42:27.440 --> 01:42:30.880 Go into files, run with admin rights. 01:42:30.880 --> 01:42:32.380 Okay. 01:42:32.380 --> 01:42:56.660 Let's call it again, the alley is to do, okay, let's see what happens here. 01:42:56.660 --> 01:42:59.060 Oh, and it's so cooked. 01:42:59.060 --> 01:43:16.140 Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I do not know. Well, game next, our next game is the exit eight. 01:43:16.140 --> 01:43:27.940 The exit eight. Also on steam also cost money. Wait, this is that one movie. I saw this movie. 01:43:27.940 --> 01:43:37.940 I think I played this game even. 01:43:37.940 --> 01:43:48.940 Maybe I haven't. 01:43:48.940 --> 01:43:53.940 Huh. 01:43:53.940 --> 01:44:00.580 okay no way you watched Lyric play it or no way you just watched Lyric play it 01:44:00.580 --> 01:44:05.100 because your name is I watched Lyric 01:44:06.940 --> 01:44:12.100 just go around is accusing everyone you just watched Lyric play didn't you 01:44:13.340 --> 01:44:21.480 that's funny I played there was one game I played it's very similar to the 01:44:21.480 --> 01:44:26.600 concept of this game, where like you're going up some stairs or something? 01:44:26.600 --> 01:44:33.600 Oh, and you got to like find what's wrong before you move on, but it was like a hundred floors. 01:44:43.600 --> 01:44:51.080 So if there's anything I know, the goal is to find something that is wrong in the hallway. 01:44:51.080 --> 01:45:01.200 So we're going to move forward, move forward, and then bang, same exact hallway, but something's 01:45:01.200 --> 01:45:07.440 going to be different. 01:45:07.440 --> 01:45:11.320 Or if there's nothing different, then I move forward. 01:45:11.320 --> 01:45:15.920 If there is, I turn around. 01:45:15.920 --> 01:45:22.920 It's usually something really obvious. 01:45:22.920 --> 01:45:48.540 I don't think there's shit. 01:45:48.540 --> 01:45:55.540 how do i know if i get it right or wrong? i actually don't know 01:46:00.420 --> 01:46:03.740 the number changes 01:46:03.740 --> 01:46:04.780 where? what number? 01:46:04.780 --> 01:46:10.460 this just says exodate this way 01:46:10.460 --> 01:46:17.460 when you go forward or back it'll say a new number on the wall 01:46:18.540 --> 01:46:34.300 Oh, here we go. 01:46:34.300 --> 01:46:39.740 Zero. 01:46:39.740 --> 01:46:40.740 Now the game starts. 01:46:40.740 --> 01:46:41.820 So it hasn't even started yet. 01:46:41.820 --> 01:46:47.540 That's why. 01:46:47.540 --> 01:46:54.540 i know he's like supposed to be standing behind me at one point 01:46:56.080 --> 01:46:59.420 i'm looking at door knobs i'm looking at the lights i'm looking at the eyes on 01:46:59.420 --> 01:47:03.940 these fuckers 01:47:03.940 --> 01:47:08.460 i don't think anything's wrong 01:47:08.460 --> 01:47:10.380 Yep, nice, there was no anomaly. 01:47:19.240 --> 01:47:21.340 This guy's gonna be standing behind me now? 01:47:23.520 --> 01:47:24.360 No? 01:47:33.580 --> 01:47:35.300 No, nothing, okay, moving on. 01:47:36.740 --> 01:47:38.020 Didn't count the tiles. 01:47:38.020 --> 01:47:45.020 There was a fucking anomaly? 01:47:45.020 --> 01:47:50.020 What? 01:47:50.020 --> 01:47:58.020 Okay. 01:47:58.020 --> 01:48:25.860 Okay, so there is no anomaly there. 01:48:25.860 --> 01:48:31.680 I wonder if it's all static. Like floor one is always the same anomaly or no anomaly. 01:48:33.280 --> 01:48:35.120 Or I wonder if it's dynamic. I have no idea. 01:48:39.480 --> 01:48:40.680 So this is where I... 01:48:42.340 --> 01:48:45.240 Two vents, chance. Aren't there supposed to be two vents, motherfucker? 01:48:47.660 --> 01:48:49.560 Extra door, there's already three doors. 01:48:50.320 --> 01:48:51.920 Stealing is different, no it's not. 01:48:55.860 --> 01:49:06.660 I don't... concourse? 01:49:06.660 --> 01:49:10.460 Exit 8? 01:49:10.460 --> 01:49:17.700 Okay, there is no anomaly. 01:49:17.700 --> 01:49:19.580 We're chillin'. 01:49:19.580 --> 01:49:21.580 Okay. 01:49:21.580 --> 01:49:23.780 I mean... 01:49:23.780 --> 01:49:31.780 obvious. So I go back, now I'm at three. 01:49:53.780 --> 01:50:12.460 That's not normal. 01:50:12.460 --> 01:50:14.460 Okay, exit four. 01:50:26.460 --> 01:50:28.460 Okay, normalize pictures. 01:50:29.460 --> 01:50:32.460 Everything's looking good there. The lights look good. The doors look... 01:50:32.460 --> 01:50:34.460 Where's the third door? 01:50:35.460 --> 01:50:37.460 Minus one door. 01:50:42.460 --> 01:50:49.460 Wait... Did I fuck up? Am I back at zero? 01:51:12.460 --> 01:51:22.460 I fucked up. 01:51:22.460 --> 01:51:37.900 Okay, floor one. 01:51:37.900 --> 01:51:38.900 Nice floor two. 01:51:38.900 --> 01:51:41.700 Damn, I got some stamina I'm owning. 01:51:41.700 --> 01:51:47.660 Posters look normal, triple door, no middle door knob, bullshit, lights are fine, he's 01:51:47.660 --> 01:51:49.340 not following me. 01:51:49.340 --> 01:51:52.340 No anomaly, or was. 01:51:52.340 --> 01:51:54.340 Damn. 01:51:54.340 --> 01:52:03.340 Thank you. 01:52:03.340 --> 01:52:32.340 No anomaly. I don't see it. Nice. Okay, I bet there's going to be an anomaly here. 01:52:32.340 --> 01:52:57.340 Let me take my time. Three doors, two vents. There are lots of pictures, and they seem... 01:52:57.340 --> 01:52:59.340 Okay, that was an anomaly. 01:53:01.420 --> 01:53:05.020 Triple door, double vent, pictures seem fine. 01:53:15.340 --> 01:53:16.340 Hmm. 01:53:19.900 --> 01:53:21.900 Can you turn off motion blur? No. 01:53:22.900 --> 01:53:24.400 I think it's fine. 01:53:24.400 --> 01:53:28.920 Please don't reset me. 01:53:28.920 --> 01:53:29.920 Yes. 01:53:29.920 --> 01:53:37.480 Okay, I'm on four. 01:53:37.480 --> 01:53:40.760 Pictures seem okay. 01:53:40.760 --> 01:53:44.280 Triple door, double vent. 01:53:44.280 --> 01:53:46.760 Dude. 01:53:46.760 --> 01:53:52.000 Really? 01:53:52.000 --> 01:53:53.160 No anomaly again? 01:53:53.160 --> 01:54:06.840 Let me check the exit 8. 01:54:06.840 --> 01:54:10.840 Seems okay. 01:54:10.840 --> 01:54:14.000 Yes! 01:54:14.000 --> 01:54:16.360 Okay. 01:54:16.360 --> 01:54:21.040 At 5. 01:54:21.040 --> 01:54:39.440 vent, triple door, normal enough pictures, normal ass dude, there's no way there's no 01:54:39.440 --> 01:54:59.880 anomaly there's something here I don't know what 01:54:59.880 --> 01:55:07.440 no anomaly I don't know I don't I see nothing please God 01:55:07.440 --> 01:55:26.440 was it? What was it? The ceiling? No phone in his hand? No phone? Oh my god, the guy holds 01:55:26.440 --> 01:55:28.440 Really? 01:55:47.640 --> 01:55:49.640 Crazy 01:55:54.160 --> 01:55:56.160 All right 01:55:56.440 --> 01:56:14.400 Okay, rather obvious TBH. 01:56:14.400 --> 01:56:31.200 stairs are not supposed to be there. Triple door, double vent, does he have his phone? 01:56:31.200 --> 01:56:38.920 He do. Eyes aren't following me. The lights seem okay, concourse. Make sure you got that 01:56:38.920 --> 01:56:46.280 phone okay all right all right all right I think there's nothing nice there was 01:56:46.280 --> 01:56:49.320 nothing back to four 01:56:54.280 --> 01:57:03.680 okay double triple door double vent got his phone got his briefcase you guys are 01:57:03.680 --> 01:57:04.680 You're not following me? 01:57:04.680 --> 01:57:05.680 Good. 01:57:05.680 --> 01:57:28.680 Dude, what the fuck was it? 01:57:28.680 --> 01:57:43.680 The posters grow? One yellow tile? Wrong phone brand? It wasn't an iPhone. Of course. 01:57:43.680 --> 01:57:52.400 What brand is that huh with clone you wear sniff that motherfucker 01:57:52.400 --> 01:58:01.400 8. Nah, there's nothing here. There's nothing here. 01:58:01.400 --> 01:58:12.400 Okay, same one as nothing. 01:58:12.400 --> 01:58:19.400 That hall, there's a fucker down there. No thank you. 01:58:19.400 --> 01:58:21.400 T-man 01:58:21.400 --> 01:58:51.060 I don't see nothing. 01:58:51.060 --> 01:58:57.460 I don't see nothing. 01:58:57.460 --> 01:59:01.360 There was nothing. 01:59:01.360 --> 01:59:02.640 Excellent. 01:59:02.640 --> 01:59:05.540 Floor 3. 01:59:05.540 --> 01:59:10.700 Insane Prague. 01:59:10.700 --> 01:59:14.940 Okay, we got posters. The lights seem okay. Exit 8. 01:59:14.940 --> 01:59:17.460 Concourse. 01:59:17.460 --> 01:59:19.540 Dude, see... 01:59:19.540 --> 01:59:21.780 He has a phone. 01:59:21.780 --> 01:59:23.580 Does. 01:59:23.580 --> 01:59:24.980 Triple door, double vent. 01:59:27.700 --> 01:59:29.180 I'm not seeing any anomalies. 01:59:43.100 --> 01:59:43.780 What was it? 01:59:47.300 --> 01:59:48.180 The door knob? 01:59:48.180 --> 01:59:48.860 Bullshit. 01:59:48.860 --> 01:59:50.300 I checked the knobs. 01:59:50.300 --> 01:59:51.300 Shhh. 01:59:51.300 --> 01:59:55.100 You can go back and check? 01:59:55.100 --> 01:59:58.820 Oh hey, floor one, apparently it was an anomaly. 01:59:58.820 --> 01:59:59.820 We're good. 01:59:59.820 --> 02:00:11.820 No, I cannot go back and check. 02:00:11.820 --> 02:00:37.820 Three cameras. Okay, I'm gonna start paying attention to the cameras, I guess. Wait. No, there's three doors still. 02:00:37.820 --> 02:00:39.820 Damn it. 02:00:39.820 --> 02:00:41.820 Okay, I'm gonna assume there was no anomaly? 02:00:41.820 --> 02:00:43.820 I was correct. 02:00:43.820 --> 02:00:45.820 Lovely. 02:00:49.820 --> 02:00:51.820 Triple camera. 02:00:51.820 --> 02:00:53.820 Double vent. Triple door. 02:00:53.820 --> 02:00:55.820 We've got lights. Exit 8. 02:00:55.820 --> 02:00:57.820 Concourse. 02:00:57.820 --> 02:00:59.820 Pictures. 02:00:59.820 --> 02:01:01.820 All seem fine. 02:01:01.820 --> 02:01:03.820 iPhone. Briefcase. 02:01:03.820 --> 02:01:05.820 No socks. Ugly shoes. 02:01:05.820 --> 02:01:21.300 building. Triple door knob. Is he smiling? Look at the chat. Fucking right. Didn't know 02:01:21.300 --> 02:01:28.540 that could happen. Y'all help me. Stay mad. Don't be telling me things or I'm gonna look 02:01:28.540 --> 02:01:57.620 at it. Double vent, triple door, scanning. Clear. I think we're good. We were in fact 02:01:57.620 --> 02:02:26.860 good okay so what happens now 02:02:26.860 --> 02:02:49.340 Does he still end up in the same spot? I have no idea. Okay, Gornobbs are fine, everything 02:02:49.340 --> 02:03:05.020 here's fine. Poster 4. This? What is this? Where's Waldo? There you say there's too 02:03:05.020 --> 02:03:18.140 many posters. Bullshit. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. You might be right. I'm gonna guess that 02:03:18.140 --> 02:03:29.260 you're right let's see if you are you frustratingly are no you weren't right 02:03:29.260 --> 02:03:35.340 that's the correct but what was what was the anomaly then what the fuck was it 02:03:35.340 --> 02:03:44.220 his ass was bigger could have been 02:03:53.140 --> 02:04:02.540 I don't know what anomalies going on here I see fucking nothing 02:04:05.340 --> 02:04:15.340 Motherfucker. 02:04:15.340 --> 02:04:27.740 Dude, what? 02:04:27.740 --> 02:04:28.740 Okay. 02:04:28.740 --> 02:04:30.980 I'm actually struggling so hard. 02:04:30.980 --> 02:04:33.700 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 02:04:33.700 --> 02:04:41.440 two three it's fucking fine concourse I mean there's no anomaly on level one 02:04:41.440 --> 02:04:50.140 there's no way there's no way okay okay one two three four five six seven three 02:04:50.140 --> 02:04:55.780 two of those three cameras we got this guy 02:04:55.780 --> 02:05:02.780 He seems rather tall, does he not? 02:05:02.780 --> 02:05:07.780 He's looking up. 02:05:07.780 --> 02:05:21.780 I was like, I was hitting my control button, like am I crouching right now? 02:05:21.780 --> 02:05:22.280 That's the... 02:05:29.940 --> 02:05:30.440 Okay. 02:05:36.900 --> 02:05:37.700 Simple enough. 02:05:48.940 --> 02:05:49.820 Hard pass. 02:05:51.780 --> 02:06:03.300 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pictures seem relatively normal. 02:06:03.300 --> 02:06:08.420 Door door door vent vent camera camera camera 02:06:11.460 --> 02:06:13.460 Doing nothing weird 02:06:22.140 --> 02:06:24.140 Okay, no anomaly I was right 02:06:33.300 --> 02:06:51.860 What I can die 02:07:03.300 --> 02:07:13.880 Great. No anomaly, fuck it, send it. Nice! Alright, I speed ran to floor 2. Now I gotta 02:07:13.880 --> 02:07:29.800 pay attention, there's probably an anomaly here. Camera, camera, freak, walking, no socks. 02:07:29.800 --> 02:07:48.320 I see nothing, but there has to be an anomaly. 02:07:48.320 --> 02:07:51.080 I've had two non-anomalies back to back. 02:07:51.080 --> 02:07:57.800 There's no way it would give me a three-banger. 02:07:57.800 --> 02:08:06.600 the tiles die I'm gonna leave no anomaly triple okay now there's an 02:08:06.600 --> 02:08:13.720 anomaly there's no way I have four non-anomalies in a row 02:08:21.440 --> 02:08:24.960 there's no way 02:08:27.800 --> 02:08:43.240 Dude, there's no way! 02:08:43.240 --> 02:08:57.120 Poster, poster, everyone saying poster. 02:08:57.120 --> 02:09:05.000 right. I didn't think they would change just a little detail of one poster, but it looks 02:09:05.000 --> 02:09:10.000 like they do. 02:09:10.000 --> 02:09:25.580 Okay, all these seem normal. 02:09:25.580 --> 02:09:30.020 He seems normal. 02:09:30.020 --> 02:09:32.180 Triple door. 02:09:32.180 --> 02:09:35.460 Normal. 02:09:35.460 --> 02:09:36.460 Ceilings normal. 02:09:36.460 --> 02:09:38.300 I think I'm good. 02:09:38.300 --> 02:09:41.200 I was I think I've got it now 02:09:46.100 --> 02:09:49.700 Now that I won't get you know swindled by these posters as much 02:09:59.860 --> 02:10:05.080 Got his phone he's balding double vent triple door seven posters 02:10:08.300 --> 02:10:36.300 Yeah, I see nothing. 02:10:36.300 --> 02:10:43.300 What was it? 02:10:43.300 --> 02:10:47.300 He had a buttplug growing, growing? 02:10:47.300 --> 02:11:05.300 Okay, well I'm at zero, so I'm just going to fucking W key if I get it wrong, who cares? 02:11:05.300 --> 02:11:14.820 Jesus Christ. Give me another easy one. We love those. Yep. 02:11:35.300 --> 02:11:59.060 I don't see it. 02:11:59.060 --> 02:12:24.060 Now I got me stressed about these posters now. 02:12:24.060 --> 02:12:26.060 See nothing? Wait. 02:12:54.060 --> 02:13:01.060 Huh. 02:13:08.500 --> 02:13:11.500 Are they done growing? 02:13:11.500 --> 02:13:16.660 Okay. 02:13:16.660 --> 02:13:23.660 Excuse me, five. 02:13:24.060 --> 02:13:26.060 I 02:13:38.220 --> 02:13:40.220 Ball shouldn't be doing that 02:13:54.060 --> 02:14:07.260 Okay, final floor? 02:14:07.260 --> 02:14:21.740 Alright, what do we got, what do we got, make it easy, please. 02:14:21.740 --> 02:14:32.740 No way. Please don't be one of those complicated ones, no fucking way. 02:14:32.740 --> 02:14:45.740 They're not growing. 02:14:45.740 --> 02:14:47.740 Yeah, eyes aren't following me. 02:14:49.740 --> 02:14:51.740 Y'all seem to be the right bullshit. 02:14:53.740 --> 02:14:54.740 Two. 02:14:54.740 --> 02:14:55.740 Vents. 02:14:55.740 --> 02:14:56.740 Three. 02:14:56.740 --> 02:14:57.740 Doors. 02:14:57.740 --> 02:14:58.740 Three. 02:14:58.740 --> 02:14:59.740 Cameras. 02:15:01.740 --> 02:15:03.740 I think there's no anomaly here. 02:15:03.740 --> 02:15:21.860 I didn't see the guy with his phone very well, but I didn't see anything going on. 02:15:21.860 --> 02:15:23.860 Nice. 02:15:23.860 --> 02:15:25.420 Exit 8, baby. 02:15:25.420 --> 02:15:26.420 Done. 02:15:26.420 --> 02:15:27.420 Wait. 02:15:27.420 --> 02:15:29.420 Is it another level? 02:15:35.060 --> 02:15:37.060 Shit. Okay. 02:15:46.380 --> 02:15:48.380 He's got a phone. He's fine. 02:15:57.420 --> 02:16:00.940 Okay, right amount of pictures, they all seem okay, right? 02:16:01.500 --> 02:16:03.500 Triple door, double vent, triple camera. 02:16:05.340 --> 02:16:08.140 The lights maybe? No? 02:16:09.100 --> 02:16:10.380 Lights seem okay. 02:16:12.700 --> 02:16:13.820 That seems fine. 02:16:15.260 --> 02:16:16.220 I don't think there's shit. 02:16:19.660 --> 02:16:21.420 His credit score is lower. 02:16:23.740 --> 02:16:25.820 I see it. I don't think you see it. 02:16:27.420 --> 02:16:37.420 Yes! 02:16:37.420 --> 02:16:43.420 GG! 02:16:43.420 --> 02:16:55.260 Easy. 02:16:55.260 --> 02:16:56.540 Beat the fuck out of it. 02:16:56.540 --> 02:17:05.500 First, we got a game called, oh no. 02:17:05.500 --> 02:17:08.100 Welcome to the game three. 02:17:08.100 --> 02:17:21.020 Oh, it looks like it's just a demo. 02:17:21.020 --> 02:17:25.140 Okay, I think I just wait then, so I'll actually play that. 02:17:25.140 --> 02:17:35.140 Thomas the shank engine. 02:17:35.140 --> 02:17:37.140 Dogs are losing their shit. 02:17:55.460 --> 02:17:57.460 Don't question the title. 02:18:05.140 --> 02:18:12.140 Jesus fuck. Looks like I fell asleep waiting for the train. 02:18:35.140 --> 02:18:42.140 What am I doing? 02:18:42.140 --> 02:18:49.140 Okay. 02:18:49.140 --> 02:18:56.140 What? 02:18:56.140 --> 02:18:58.140 What 02:19:21.220 --> 02:19:23.860 What am I doing I'm so confused what is my goal here 02:19:26.140 --> 02:19:48.140 Pull the lever. 02:19:48.140 --> 02:19:54.140 It's gonna be my passport, it's gonna be a thing, I'm gonna power up the other side. 02:19:57.140 --> 02:19:58.140 Is this a lever? 02:20:12.640 --> 02:20:16.140 I don't know if I can access the case in front of the gate. I don't fucking know. 02:20:18.140 --> 02:20:24.140 Oh, maybe this is it. Okay, well, it's labeled. Awesome. 02:20:33.140 --> 02:20:36.140 I mean, if you don't want to get fucking- I'm gonna have a seizure. 02:20:46.140 --> 02:20:47.140 Bro, what? 02:20:48.140 --> 02:21:03.140 Okay, so there's a dead end behind me. I have to walk towards it. 02:21:03.140 --> 02:21:13.140 I see, I got a lock diagonal too. 02:21:13.140 --> 02:21:15.140 Oh 02:21:43.140 --> 02:22:09.620 I love you, and I miss you. 02:22:09.620 --> 02:22:16.620 Let's E-Enter code. 02:22:16.620 --> 02:22:39.600 Okay, I gotta find this code somewhere then. 02:22:39.600 --> 02:22:43.600 This is so annoying. I have to walk diagonal too for that extra movement. 02:22:58.600 --> 02:23:00.600 Where the fuck's the code at? 02:23:06.600 --> 02:23:07.600 Dodged. 02:23:09.600 --> 02:23:11.840 Wait, there is a green light and a blue light. 02:23:16.240 --> 02:23:17.520 Fucking cheese! 02:23:18.080 --> 02:23:20.480 Okay, I saw a green light. I gotta go to the green. I'm done. 02:23:36.800 --> 02:23:38.240 3373. 02:23:39.600 --> 02:23:41.600 Close. 02:23:41.600 --> 02:23:43.600 3, 3, 7, 3. 02:24:09.600 --> 02:24:37.160 I can't crouch. I'm trying to hit the set. Okay. Okay, I had to enter it in backwards. 02:24:37.160 --> 02:24:39.160 Door open 02:24:43.400 --> 02:24:45.560 Holy fuck that was close where am I going? 02:24:55.840 --> 02:24:58.300 Okay, maybe down in this row there's a door 02:25:07.160 --> 02:25:21.160 God. Where the fuck's the door? 02:25:21.160 --> 02:25:37.000 Oh my God, that was OP. Where do I go? 02:25:37.000 --> 02:25:44.000 I can't move, I'm dead. 02:26:07.000 --> 02:26:09.000 I don't know how I didn't die there. 02:26:10.000 --> 02:26:11.000 Sure. 02:26:37.000 --> 02:26:49.400 This game is ass, is it? 02:26:49.400 --> 02:26:55.400 Do you think so? 02:26:55.400 --> 02:27:01.720 I don't even see the security do- oh wait. 02:27:01.720 --> 02:27:03.720 There it is. The blue light. 02:27:12.340 --> 02:27:14.340 I mean, let me try 3373 again. 02:27:20.800 --> 02:27:22.800 So it's different now. 02:27:31.720 --> 02:27:55.720 What the fuck's the green? 02:27:55.720 --> 02:28:18.400 I think what happened is I had a really good seed on my first attempt where I had the blue 02:28:18.400 --> 02:28:25.080 basically the door code and the keypad were both next to each other just through sheer 02:28:25.080 --> 02:28:32.080 good RNG. And now on this one, I'm fucked. 02:28:38.240 --> 02:28:45.240 See here's the blue again. I need the green though. 02:28:45.240 --> 02:28:55.240 There it is. Yeah, it's way the fuck over here. 02:28:55.240 --> 02:29:10.480 Okay, it's 7-5-4-8 now 7-5-4 fucking 8 02:29:25.240 --> 02:29:44.480 seven five four eight i don't think let me try counting seven five see it goes 02:29:44.480 --> 02:29:57.920 backwards seven five four eight so eight four five seven eight four five seven eight four 02:30:14.480 --> 02:30:41.080 Door open. Okay. So now the door is open, but I don't know where the open door is. 02:30:41.080 --> 02:30:43.080 Maybe it's back at the beginning? 02:31:11.080 --> 02:31:21.080 Okay, I'm at the beginning again. 02:31:21.080 --> 02:31:27.080 I don't like being here. 02:31:27.080 --> 02:31:32.080 Oh, hold on, door randomly. 02:31:32.080 --> 02:31:35.080 Oh! 02:31:35.080 --> 02:31:39.320 Hey Jesus fuck 02:32:05.080 --> 02:32:28.480 So I think I just have to like somehow dodge this freak 02:32:28.480 --> 02:32:43.920 It's an invisible wall right now, I can't go yet. 02:32:43.920 --> 02:32:50.120 Still can't. 02:32:50.120 --> 02:32:51.120 Still can't go. 02:32:51.120 --> 02:32:54.120 Now I can. 02:32:58.120 --> 02:33:01.120 Okay. 02:33:21.120 --> 02:33:29.560 I can't keep track of this guy with fucking two pixels on my screen 02:33:51.120 --> 02:34:11.700 I think he's got a very static attack pattern. 02:34:11.700 --> 02:34:14.120 I think it's the same every time. 02:34:14.120 --> 02:34:19.120 So I might be able to just cheese by W King past the first pattern and just get to the 02:34:19.120 --> 02:34:20.120 end. 02:34:20.120 --> 02:34:22.120 I gotta watch this again. 02:34:40.120 --> 02:34:42.120 Okay, so first he goes down the middle. 02:34:50.120 --> 02:34:55.120 Okay, then he hooks to the right side. 02:34:55.120 --> 02:34:58.120 Or to the left of me. 02:34:58.120 --> 02:35:00.120 Nice. 02:35:10.120 --> 02:35:13.120 Shit, I'm in the next part now. 02:35:13.120 --> 02:35:38.120 I'm just gonna duck, I'm just ducking. I don't know. I'm right there. Train whistle. 02:35:38.120 --> 02:35:40.120 That was it 02:35:41.360 --> 02:35:43.360 Miserable experience 02:35:47.200 --> 02:35:51.460 All right out fishing is a game called out fishing 02:35:51.460 --> 02:36:10.020 Oh my God, my orgies are killing me. 02:36:10.020 --> 02:36:13.060 Here we go. 02:36:13.060 --> 02:36:14.260 It is once again a demo. 02:36:21.460 --> 02:36:26.520 Welcome to the game three demo is different from the full release. It is a standalone experience. Oh 02:36:28.640 --> 02:36:30.640 And maybe I'll play it 02:36:32.200 --> 02:36:35.600 But I'm playing outfishing which is also a demo by the way 02:36:37.000 --> 02:36:40.240 Good job, so do you play the game you'll never play again. It's true 02:36:43.200 --> 02:36:45.120 Never ever 02:36:45.120 --> 02:36:46.600 unless 02:36:46.600 --> 02:36:54.960 I do like a fucking steam roulette where I roulette a random game on my steam profile and play it no matter what it is 02:36:57.200 --> 02:36:59.200 Maybe they'll get booted up again one day 02:37:16.600 --> 02:37:23.600 No one can. 02:37:23.600 --> 02:37:29.600 Your time is near death. 02:37:29.600 --> 02:37:34.600 Unchanged. 02:37:34.600 --> 02:37:36.600 Your time is near death. 02:37:36.600 --> 02:37:41.600 Unchanged. 02:37:41.600 --> 02:38:03.120 That's how it all started. After years in this place, I was being kicked out. 02:38:03.120 --> 02:38:05.120 Someone said that this game is fully released. 02:38:14.120 --> 02:38:16.120 Nah, it says coming soon. 02:38:16.120 --> 02:38:17.120 Not out. 02:38:17.120 --> 02:38:19.120 I worked slip through my fingers... 02:38:19.120 --> 02:38:20.120 and... 02:38:20.120 --> 02:38:22.120 so did the rent. 02:38:25.120 --> 02:38:27.120 Okay, we're looking around. 02:38:27.120 --> 02:38:29.120 I couldn't focus during the day. 02:38:29.120 --> 02:38:32.120 Kept waking up in cold sweats at night. 02:38:33.120 --> 02:39:02.760 I didn't know where else to go, so I just drove. 02:39:02.760 --> 02:39:04.760 last stop 02:39:08.160 --> 02:39:10.160 Copy in the rain with no lid 02:39:12.160 --> 02:39:14.160 middle of nowhere 02:39:14.160 --> 02:39:16.160 no one will bother me out here 02:39:28.560 --> 02:39:30.560 What? 02:39:30.560 --> 02:39:33.560 Well, I guess I'm more tired than I thought. 02:39:34.560 --> 02:39:35.560 Yep. 02:39:45.560 --> 02:39:47.560 Better stop the road for now. 02:39:47.560 --> 02:39:50.560 Let's see if this place is really abandoned. 02:39:50.560 --> 02:40:01.960 I guess no one's been here for years, even the lock's rotting away. 02:40:01.960 --> 02:40:05.400 If I throw something at it, it should snap. 02:40:05.400 --> 02:40:06.400 Okay. 02:40:06.400 --> 02:40:09.000 Uh, can I grab a rock? 02:40:09.000 --> 02:40:12.920 Yeah, I'm right I can. 02:40:12.920 --> 02:40:17.240 Damn, I got a good one. 02:40:17.240 --> 02:40:18.240 Okay. 02:40:18.240 --> 02:40:23.240 I'm almost like I remember, but quieter. 02:40:23.240 --> 02:40:30.240 I used to come here as a kid, but for the sake of the place offer undisclosed reasons. 02:40:30.240 --> 02:40:32.240 It doesn't matter. 02:40:32.240 --> 02:40:37.240 I've just heard a fish, and I stay afraid off for a while. 02:40:37.240 --> 02:40:40.240 I thought the old cabin still stayed there. 02:40:40.240 --> 02:40:44.240 I could use a place to crash. 02:40:44.240 --> 02:40:48.240 Home sweet home. I guess. 02:40:48.240 --> 02:40:49.240 Excellent. 02:41:06.240 --> 02:41:08.240 It's a good day to make some cash. 02:41:08.240 --> 02:41:18.060 All right, I need to find my journal and my fishing rod first journal and fishing rod 02:41:18.060 --> 02:41:21.380 Well, that's my hands and the journal 02:41:21.380 --> 02:41:31.880 There it is, all right, let's see if these fish are worth something your journal tracks 02:41:31.880 --> 02:41:35.720 your current objectives and records of your collect okay open journal J 02:41:35.720 --> 02:41:42.720 Catch your first fish, sell a fish, turn some cash, and buy something in the old vending machine. 02:41:42.720 --> 02:41:44.720 Okay. 02:41:44.720 --> 02:41:47.720 Well, let's go. 02:41:47.720 --> 02:41:53.720 This is good to get this fat one around. 02:41:53.720 --> 02:41:58.720 Different areas of the lake host different species, each with their own rarity and attributes. 02:41:58.720 --> 02:42:02.720 Explore the shoreline and deeper waters to discover new catches. 02:42:02.720 --> 02:42:08.720 new catches. Fish populations shift at night, and some species only appear under specific conditions. 02:42:11.720 --> 02:42:15.720 What the hell was that cast? Hold on, no, no, no. What was that? 02:42:16.720 --> 02:42:18.720 Oh, what? 02:42:18.720 --> 02:42:33.960 Okay, line tension is really, fish deferring strength and tougher sticks are quite enough 02:42:33.960 --> 02:42:36.960 to raise your gear. 02:42:36.960 --> 02:42:43.960 Okay, I got a carp. 02:42:43.960 --> 02:42:51.440 Okay, I got a carp. 02:42:51.440 --> 02:42:56.440 Sell fish and they pick up, they're not even the size and rare. 02:42:56.440 --> 02:43:02.640 That's one dollar. 02:43:02.640 --> 02:43:10.280 Use a vending machine to buy up and upgrade gear. 02:43:10.280 --> 02:43:17.280 a shovel used to dig up bait and sometimes other things. 02:43:26.880 --> 02:43:31.880 The re-inventory is how to get to the baits actually, Casper here, fishing on for casting. 02:43:31.880 --> 02:43:38.880 Hold on, let me get a couple more here. 02:43:40.280 --> 02:43:47.280 Okay, how do I open inventory? 02:43:47.280 --> 02:43:50.280 E. Bates. 02:43:50.280 --> 02:44:00.280 Okay, we're throwing this worm on. 02:44:00.280 --> 02:44:27.560 Hello! 02:44:27.560 --> 02:44:28.560 Turn the game down. 02:44:28.560 --> 02:44:29.560 Ugh. 02:44:29.560 --> 02:44:36.560 Okay, right on top of the fish. 02:44:36.560 --> 02:44:37.560 Bang. 02:44:37.560 --> 02:44:39.560 I think I taunted. 02:44:39.560 --> 02:45:05.560 What exactly should I be reeling, I don't know. 02:45:05.560 --> 02:45:19.240 I'm just looking at the color, okay, a white fish. 02:45:19.240 --> 02:45:21.940 Plus six dollars, by the way. 02:45:21.940 --> 02:45:27.620 Bending machine, line strength, casting distance, real power. 02:45:27.620 --> 02:45:34.620 Let's get line strength. 02:45:34.620 --> 02:45:40.620 Got a big tot here. 02:45:40.620 --> 02:45:47.620 Did I have any bait on there? 02:45:47.620 --> 02:45:54.620 I do. 02:45:54.620 --> 02:46:19.300 Okay, a trout. This is a strong motherfucker. $5.00. Final offer. Nice, I was right. Okay, 02:46:19.300 --> 02:46:22.300 Let's get real power, and then we'll get casting distance. 02:46:26.800 --> 02:46:28.800 Okay, hold on, let me taunt this fish. 02:46:32.800 --> 02:46:34.800 I think I taunted it. 02:46:40.800 --> 02:46:42.800 Taunting, bang. 02:46:49.300 --> 02:47:10.140 They have six bucks, right, casting distance, bye. 02:47:10.140 --> 02:47:14.580 I can buy snacks coming soon, bait coming soon, construction. 02:47:14.580 --> 02:47:31.380 All right, well, let's go over here. 02:47:31.380 --> 02:47:32.380 Instantly got him. 02:47:32.380 --> 02:47:33.380 What is that sound? 02:47:33.380 --> 02:47:50.380 What is that sound, why am I hearing that creaking? 02:47:50.380 --> 02:48:07.740 It's a fucking basic trout! 02:48:07.740 --> 02:48:09.740 Bigger though, I guess. 02:48:09.740 --> 02:48:13.380 I got 12 dollars. 02:48:13.380 --> 02:48:17.380 Uh, honestly, line strength. 02:48:17.380 --> 02:48:25.380 It's feeling like this shit's about to break all the time. 02:48:25.380 --> 02:48:33.980 There's a guy of asthma. 02:48:33.980 --> 02:48:35.980 I guess so. 02:48:35.980 --> 02:48:42.980 Oh shit. 02:48:42.980 --> 02:49:04.060 new best catch 41 over a kilogram wow 02:49:04.060 --> 02:49:05.060 Wow. 02:49:08.900 --> 02:49:09.900 Nine dollars. 02:49:12.380 --> 02:49:13.780 I'm just gonna get real speed. 02:49:13.780 --> 02:49:15.500 I don't care about going farther yet. 02:49:25.140 --> 02:49:26.980 I'm just going for, ah, maybe I'll go over here. 02:49:26.980 --> 02:49:27.980 Let's try this area. 02:49:28.980 --> 02:49:30.540 We got some bubbles here and stuff. 02:49:34.060 --> 02:49:56.140 I don't think I'm reaching it. 02:49:56.140 --> 02:49:59.580 Dang. 02:49:59.580 --> 02:50:05.900 And this fish is getting fucking owned. 02:50:05.900 --> 02:50:06.900 New fish captured. 02:50:06.900 --> 02:50:11.900 A yellow perch, 0.2 kilograms. 02:50:11.900 --> 02:50:14.900 Not that heavy. 02:50:14.900 --> 02:50:21.900 $3 Yikes! 02:50:44.900 --> 02:50:57.820 0.8, whitefish, okay. Is there any way I can like put these in my inventory and sell them 02:50:57.820 --> 02:51:03.020 all in like, bunches? It's not. 02:51:03.020 --> 02:51:10.380 Alright, I'm level two across the board. 02:51:10.380 --> 02:51:13.860 It's also, I think, turning night time, so... 02:51:13.860 --> 02:51:18.780 Not a bait. 02:51:18.780 --> 02:51:37.180 What the fuck a glow worm? 02:51:37.180 --> 02:51:41.480 When the siren sounds night has begun, danger stirs, but new catches and discoveries also 02:51:41.480 --> 02:51:42.660 await on the lake. 02:51:42.660 --> 02:51:47.500 You can only sleep once, true darkness falls, but beware, the deeper the night grows, the 02:51:47.500 --> 02:51:49.820 The more oppressive the danger becomes, what? 02:51:52.300 --> 02:51:53.100 I missed one. 02:52:17.500 --> 02:52:19.500 Oh 02:52:19.500 --> 02:52:21.500 I 02:52:28.300 --> 02:52:30.300 Huh 02:52:30.300 --> 02:52:52.300 6.2 kilograms. 02:52:52.300 --> 02:53:09.300 6 dollars? You're fucking with me. 02:53:09.300 --> 02:53:25.040 let's try a glow worm 02:53:25.040 --> 02:53:32.040 What's going on? 02:53:32.040 --> 02:53:49.040 What is it talking about, Beast- like, what's happening here? 02:53:49.040 --> 02:53:54.260 sleep but there's nothing going on like what is it talking about beast like 02:53:54.260 --> 02:53:57.120 what's happening here 02:54:04.720 --> 02:54:08.400 five dollars 02:54:08.400 --> 02:54:25.400 You don't smell that? No, I don't smell it. It's weird. What if I go in the water? 02:54:25.400 --> 02:54:27.400 Come on, Ami. 02:54:49.900 --> 02:54:51.400 Huh. 02:55:25.400 --> 02:55:31.800 Okay, I don't see nothing, but it looks like a blood moon in the top left. 02:55:34.360 --> 02:55:35.640 $30 minimum. 02:55:38.120 --> 02:55:39.240 Three? 02:55:55.400 --> 02:55:59.920 Why does it feel like my screen is getting more... 02:55:59.920 --> 02:56:00.920 Oh! 02:56:00.920 --> 02:56:06.840 Okay, a random picture on my screen of a scary woman. 02:56:06.840 --> 02:56:08.840 Nice. 02:56:08.840 --> 02:56:14.320 Go to bed. 02:56:14.320 --> 02:56:16.320 Why? 02:56:16.320 --> 02:56:23.320 Nice. 02:56:23.320 --> 02:56:29.320 Go to bed. Why? 02:56:29.320 --> 02:56:35.320 Two dollars? Ugh, fine. 02:56:35.320 --> 02:56:44.320 What is that picture doing here? I remember now. 02:56:44.320 --> 02:56:46.320 It's too late. I'm sorry. 02:56:46.320 --> 02:56:49.320 You should probably call his parents now. 02:56:49.320 --> 02:56:50.320 Fuck. 02:56:52.320 --> 02:56:54.320 Hey kid, are you alright? 02:56:56.320 --> 02:56:58.320 You two were in the same camp, right? 02:56:59.320 --> 02:57:00.320 Did you see what happened? 02:57:14.320 --> 02:57:26.320 That's how it was died. 02:57:26.320 --> 02:57:27.320 Huh? 02:57:27.320 --> 02:57:41.320 Why does it feel like there's something behind me? 02:57:41.320 --> 02:57:42.320 Huh. 02:57:42.320 --> 02:57:50.720 Oh, is it my fishing rod? 02:57:50.720 --> 02:57:57.280 Oh, I thought it was like some girl or something like standing behind me. 02:57:57.280 --> 02:58:02.120 I need to find a way to cross the river and reach that factory. 02:58:02.120 --> 02:58:06.560 Well, wait a minute. 02:58:06.560 --> 02:58:11.800 I've got mail? 02:58:11.800 --> 02:58:18.920 messing with me or help me. It's hard to tell. Buy the cooler in the shop. 02:58:22.760 --> 02:58:32.440 Ten dollars. Keeps your catch fresh so you can stay out longer. Oh, okay. Love that. Need four more 02:58:32.440 --> 02:58:51.440 $4. 02:58:51.440 --> 02:59:10.720 card 7.6 kg. Okay, and then I can buy this. You can now catch the, or open the 02:59:10.720 --> 02:59:13.720 to store freshly caught fish, so we're just gonna have to be stored inside of it. 02:59:17.160 --> 02:59:18.440 Okay, let's see here. 02:59:24.880 --> 02:59:26.200 Oh, okay. 02:59:34.320 --> 02:59:36.960 I just want to test this out. Let's catch the fish and try and put it in. 02:59:37.480 --> 02:59:38.000 Come on! 02:59:40.720 --> 03:00:06.360 Okay, so we catch this, open cooler, and that's it. 03:00:06.360 --> 03:00:07.360 Come on! 03:00:07.360 --> 03:00:16.360 Fuck, I got some little baby. 03:00:16.360 --> 03:00:32.480 I want to try and get level 3 across the board before I go on an adventure. 03:00:32.480 --> 03:00:43.080 a big boy it's like it's gonna rain soon oh special rain fish 03:00:46.600 --> 03:00:57.940 jump fish there all right fuck it let's go dump this so I go here empty the 03:00:57.940 --> 03:01:12.580 cooler. Alright, made some money. $18. Get some line strength. Is that a fucking ghost? 03:01:12.580 --> 03:01:27.580 That kid? Do I- Do I know him? Maybe I could fix that old bridge. 03:01:27.580 --> 03:01:50.640 the bridge how in the fuck okay these fish are a little stronger out here big 03:01:50.640 --> 03:02:00.320 trout. There is a goliath fish right there. I wonder if like the size is based on how 03:02:00.320 --> 03:02:12.440 they look in the water. Oh, I'm getting the big one. Oh, that's the big one. It's fucking 03:02:12.440 --> 03:02:16.260 Huge I don't know if it like is a visual thing at all 03:02:28.320 --> 03:02:30.320 Oh this guy's crazy 03:02:35.600 --> 03:02:37.600 Okey-dokey it is a Salmon 03:02:37.600 --> 03:02:41.280 I'm just gonna go fucking dump him over here. 03:02:41.280 --> 03:02:42.600 I might be upgrading right after. 03:02:42.600 --> 03:02:43.440 We'll see. 03:02:47.200 --> 03:02:48.500 $11. 03:02:48.500 --> 03:02:49.400 That's a record. 03:02:56.000 --> 03:02:58.200 Okay, and then we go here. 03:02:58.200 --> 03:03:01.160 Cast Distance, Building Book, 03:03:01.160 --> 03:03:03.560 Build and Repair using the blueprints that you own. 03:03:03.560 --> 03:03:05.200 Okay, so I have to buy that. 03:03:07.600 --> 03:03:25.040 Top tabs have more stuff in the vending machine. 03:03:25.040 --> 03:03:33.320 Alright, no I checked these, it was just a bunch of stuff that...oh you're right, there's 03:03:33.320 --> 03:03:43.080 do things dried fish cost a dollar construction six dollars 03:04:03.320 --> 03:04:04.320 Nice. 03:04:04.320 --> 03:04:15.320 Man, it only takes up one slot? 03:04:15.320 --> 03:04:20.320 That's crazy. 03:04:20.320 --> 03:04:33.520 Six hours to fix a bridge, the economy is fixed. 03:04:33.520 --> 03:04:35.160 Well, Legos. 03:04:35.160 --> 03:04:40.320 They're not that expensive. 03:04:40.320 --> 03:04:42.320 A light fish, okay. 03:05:06.320 --> 03:05:09.320 I'm trying to time, but I'm not hitting anything. 03:05:10.320 --> 03:05:13.020 I just gotta back it up and go on top of this guy. 03:05:13.020 --> 03:05:13.960 Yoo-hoo, hey. 03:05:15.900 --> 03:05:17.600 Oh, this guy, this guy, this guy. 03:05:19.840 --> 03:05:21.300 Come on, yes. 03:05:24.080 --> 03:05:27.080 Damn, that guy just got fucking speed ran, holy shit. 03:05:40.320 --> 03:06:05.320 I'm just trying to make big money before I go, you know, spend. 03:06:05.320 --> 03:06:10.320 Eat it! 03:06:10.320 --> 03:06:14.840 Oh, we're at night time. 03:06:14.840 --> 03:06:16.840 Eat the food! 03:06:16.840 --> 03:06:27.840 Now, now you're getting fucking targeted, bro. 03:06:27.840 --> 03:06:34.840 got him 03:06:41.800 --> 03:06:48.800 got him 03:06:49.640 --> 03:06:52.640 run as in really fast 03:06:52.640 --> 03:06:57.640 Big single. 03:06:57.640 --> 03:07:04.640 Alright, nighttime's looking okay, we're fine. 03:07:04.640 --> 03:07:30.360 the fuck a black car is that new what the fuck little bendy boy let's go turn that 03:07:30.360 --> 03:07:32.360 I'm going to go back to the building. 03:08:00.360 --> 03:08:12.840 you fucking kidding me right now I feel like some didn't even make it in like 03:08:12.840 --> 03:08:16.200 they fell out somewhere else 03:08:16.200 --> 03:08:23.200 No, maybe that's it. 03:08:23.200 --> 03:08:25.200 Alright. 03:08:25.200 --> 03:08:27.200 Alright. 03:08:27.200 --> 03:08:31.200 Construction, need to buy that. 03:08:31.200 --> 03:08:34.200 Tools, building book, buy that. 03:08:34.200 --> 03:08:36.200 Twenty-two dollars left. 03:08:36.200 --> 03:08:45.200 Let's get more line strength, level four, no problem. 03:08:45.200 --> 03:08:48.200 Prepare the bridge section. $2. 03:08:57.200 --> 03:09:00.200 Well, that should be the trick. Let's keep going. 03:09:00.200 --> 03:09:02.200 One step closer. 03:09:02.200 --> 03:09:04.200 So that's how that works, huh? 03:09:15.200 --> 03:09:25.120 I don't know what this fish is, but I'm struggling to bring it in, and I upgraded my line strength 03:09:25.120 --> 03:09:26.120 to level 4. 03:09:26.120 --> 03:09:30.960 So I don't know how I'm struggling. 03:09:30.960 --> 03:09:38.120 It's gotta be a new fish. 03:09:38.120 --> 03:09:42.800 It's fucking not. 03:09:42.800 --> 03:09:51.600 Maybe it is a giga car, we'll see. 03:09:51.600 --> 03:09:52.600 Four dollars. 03:09:52.600 --> 03:09:53.600 I'm going to bed. 03:09:53.600 --> 03:09:54.600 Put the door open. 03:09:54.600 --> 03:10:07.600 You should do wild classic hardcore fish found challenge. 03:10:07.600 --> 03:10:08.600 What the hell is that? 03:10:08.600 --> 03:10:09.600 That's a good idea. 03:10:09.600 --> 03:10:11.600 What the hell is that? 03:10:11.600 --> 03:10:12.600 That's a good idea. 03:10:12.600 --> 03:10:13.600 Someone's at the door? 03:10:13.600 --> 03:10:14.600 Who's there? 03:10:18.600 --> 03:10:19.600 Hello? 03:10:19.600 --> 03:10:20.600 Matt Fragman. 03:10:24.600 --> 03:10:27.600 I can hear people arguing. 03:10:36.600 --> 03:10:38.600 I don't want to be seen now. 03:10:39.600 --> 03:10:41.600 Really? 03:10:46.600 --> 03:10:48.600 How about you sit here? 03:10:56.600 --> 03:10:57.600 What? 03:11:01.600 --> 03:11:02.600 Gasp. 03:11:02.600 --> 03:11:11.840 Cretace clues about the fish it is bound to. 03:11:11.840 --> 03:11:14.040 The information is out of your fishing trap. 03:11:14.040 --> 03:11:18.600 So, that's supposed to dig now? 03:11:18.600 --> 03:11:22.800 Fuck it, let's go. 03:11:22.800 --> 03:11:24.800 What is that? 03:11:24.800 --> 03:11:29.800 Oh my gosh. 03:11:53.800 --> 03:11:55.800 What do I do with this? 03:12:08.800 --> 03:12:10.800 I'm gonna go sell it. 03:12:10.800 --> 03:12:12.800 Okay. 03:12:40.800 --> 03:13:00.800 I'm going to go sell it. 03:13:00.800 --> 03:13:24.000 I feel like any fish will ever come. 03:13:24.000 --> 03:13:25.220 I mean, they're fuckin' bite- 03:13:25.220 --> 03:13:28.760 Okay, yeah, let me go to sleep, that's fine. 03:13:28.760 --> 03:13:29.760 What a wild night! 03:13:29.760 --> 03:13:30.760 Huh, woo! 03:13:33.320 --> 03:13:34.720 Huh, wacky. 03:13:46.360 --> 03:13:47.760 I shouldn't have come back. 03:13:51.760 --> 03:13:53.060 I didn't even look at my journal. 03:13:53.060 --> 03:14:00.060 Let's catch two kilograms. 03:14:00.060 --> 03:14:07.060 Okay, well... 03:14:19.060 --> 03:14:22.060 Interesting. 03:14:22.060 --> 03:14:28.180 Well, I can try upgrading my line strength and whatnot all the way. 03:14:28.180 --> 03:14:30.580 I also gotta build this bridge. 03:14:30.580 --> 03:14:33.580 Let's build the bridge. 03:14:33.580 --> 03:14:38.580 Get my date. 03:14:38.580 --> 03:14:45.580 Okay, good one, Dave. 03:14:45.580 --> 03:14:52.580 Plus one dollar, the fuck? 03:14:52.580 --> 03:14:59.580 Okay. 03:14:59.580 --> 03:15:13.980 Okay, good enough. 03:15:13.980 --> 03:15:22.700 But actually, it's not halfway there. 03:15:22.700 --> 03:15:24.700 Just a few more pikes. 03:15:24.700 --> 03:15:26.700 Almost done. 03:15:44.700 --> 03:15:46.700 No bait. No fish. 03:15:46.700 --> 03:15:55.380 I'm not sure what the best bait is here out of the free stuff, but what's in the other 03:15:55.380 --> 03:15:56.380 house? 03:15:56.380 --> 03:15:59.380 There is none. 03:15:59.380 --> 03:16:06.380 Okay, plus one. 03:16:06.380 --> 03:16:13.380 Okay, plus one. 03:16:13.380 --> 03:16:26.380 Plus two. 03:16:26.380 --> 03:16:44.380 Eat it. Eat it. Turn around. There we go. 03:16:56.380 --> 03:17:26.220 Oh my god. 03:17:26.220 --> 03:17:33.220 definitely there. 03:17:42.020 --> 03:17:45.900 hey last row 03:17:45.900 --> 03:17:49.000 surely there's a fish right there 03:17:49.000 --> 03:17:56.000 surely 03:17:56.220 --> 03:18:07.060 Nick? Soda, you? Is that all you said? Interesting. 03:18:07.060 --> 03:18:35.080 Go away out here. 03:18:35.080 --> 03:18:36.080 Jesus. 03:18:36.080 --> 03:18:44.160 is fighting me. What is that? Another one of these bitches? Alright. This is good enough. 03:18:44.160 --> 03:18:51.160 Let's go sell all this. 03:19:06.620 --> 03:19:13.620 Okay, empty this. 03:19:13.620 --> 03:19:19.220 don't know how much money I just got. Pretty good amount. I could max out lion strength 03:19:19.220 --> 03:19:29.940 instantly. Or I could go casting distance and real power both to level 4. Can I finish 03:19:29.940 --> 03:19:35.220 the bridge if I do that. I think I can. I think it's literally just one tap and it's done. 03:19:46.100 --> 03:19:48.100 A lot of massive. Let's see what's around here. 03:19:53.620 --> 03:19:57.140 An old photo. This place looks familiar. 03:19:59.940 --> 03:20:07.620 They say there's a place beneath the lake. 03:20:07.620 --> 03:20:08.620 Not on any map. 03:20:08.620 --> 03:20:15.920 A red room where the world turns upside down. 03:20:15.920 --> 03:20:19.660 They say it's where the devil lives. 03:20:19.660 --> 03:20:22.740 That's not true, right? 03:20:22.740 --> 03:20:25.740 And why did the lake glow red the other night? 03:20:32.740 --> 03:20:34.740 Well... 03:20:40.740 --> 03:20:43.740 Well, let me go explore this building here. 03:20:43.740 --> 03:20:56.220 What the fuck? 03:20:56.220 --> 03:20:59.220 There's nothing here. 03:20:59.220 --> 03:21:05.460 It's like a slender man building, just completely empty. 03:21:05.460 --> 03:21:09.700 There's also something beeping red way over there? 03:21:09.700 --> 03:21:11.700 Fuck it, let's go. 03:21:19.700 --> 03:21:21.700 Miss Paper? 03:21:39.700 --> 03:21:43.140 It's locked, clearly. 03:21:43.140 --> 03:21:46.420 That's what we look like we could get any closer for now. 03:21:46.420 --> 03:21:49.420 There's probably something to find nearby. 03:21:49.420 --> 03:21:51.420 A battery. 03:21:51.420 --> 03:21:55.860 Could be useful. 03:21:55.860 --> 03:21:58.100 Fucking battery. 03:21:58.100 --> 03:22:09.260 Where the fuck would I bring this? 03:22:09.260 --> 03:22:29.460 Okay, maybe there's something way down this road. 03:22:29.460 --> 03:22:30.780 Big cans. 03:22:30.780 --> 03:22:35.180 Love that for me. 03:22:35.180 --> 03:22:37.180 This looks like a weird-ass spot. 03:22:40.680 --> 03:22:42.680 Shit, it do be nighttime now. 03:22:47.680 --> 03:22:49.680 The power, of course. 03:22:49.680 --> 03:22:50.680 Far matter. 03:23:02.180 --> 03:23:04.180 Shut the fuck up. 03:23:05.180 --> 03:23:07.180 He shot the fuck off! 03:23:11.420 --> 03:23:13.420 I was gonna shoot the fish. 03:23:14.700 --> 03:23:16.700 But I got no ammo. 03:23:18.060 --> 03:23:20.060 Fuck that is funny. 03:23:23.340 --> 03:23:25.340 Let's go fishing. 03:23:29.420 --> 03:23:31.420 Come on, eat the fucking food. 03:23:35.180 --> 03:23:52.720 Really? 03:23:52.720 --> 03:24:01.520 Maybe they need particular bait or something, I don't know. 03:24:01.520 --> 03:24:02.520 They must. 03:24:02.520 --> 03:24:09.140 Okay, let's put on these guys or maybe the glowworms even 03:24:23.760 --> 03:24:25.840 And they're ignoring it okay glowworm it is 03:24:32.520 --> 03:24:39.520 Maybe bait from a shop, that could be it as well. 03:24:39.520 --> 03:24:41.520 Glowworm. 03:24:41.520 --> 03:24:44.520 They love that. 03:24:44.520 --> 03:24:47.520 Look out there, it's really hard to bring in though. 03:24:47.520 --> 03:24:49.520 Jesus. 03:24:49.520 --> 03:24:54.520 My rod is really struggling here. 03:25:02.520 --> 03:25:12.520 It's a catfish, okay. 03:25:12.520 --> 03:25:25.520 Yeah, I gotta catch more catfish. 03:25:25.520 --> 03:25:32.520 Come on guys, get it. 03:25:55.520 --> 03:26:00.520 Got him. 03:26:00.520 --> 03:26:07.520 Dang it. 03:26:07.520 --> 03:26:13.520 I'm okay to keep going, right? 03:26:13.520 --> 03:26:15.520 One more. 03:26:15.520 --> 03:26:34.080 I don't know what it is, but I'm not good. 03:26:34.080 --> 03:26:42.440 I'm extremely not good. 03:26:42.440 --> 03:26:44.440 What the fuck? 03:26:50.640 --> 03:26:52.640 I'm dead. I'm like actually in Africa. 03:27:04.940 --> 03:27:08.440 Sayon, I drains your sanity. Okay, so there's a sanity mechanic. 03:27:09.440 --> 03:27:11.440 Oh. Do I lose everything? Oh no. 03:27:12.440 --> 03:27:26.120 I lost everything. 03:27:26.120 --> 03:27:27.840 Someone put something in the mailbox again? 03:27:27.840 --> 03:27:33.680 I can't believe it. 03:27:33.680 --> 03:27:34.680 A walkie-talkie. 03:27:34.680 --> 03:27:37.840 By the walkie-talkie will trigger a series of events leading to the end of the demo. 03:27:37.840 --> 03:27:40.840 You can keep fishing and sparring if- okay. 03:27:40.840 --> 03:27:59.720 32 dollars no well that's the demo guys gg's maybe we'll play the game when it's actually 03:27:59.720 --> 03:28:00.720 up. 03:28:09.720 --> 03:28:11.720 Obey the voice. 03:28:16.720 --> 03:28:18.720 It's an eight dollar game on Steam. 03:28:19.720 --> 03:28:21.720 They usually don't cost money. 03:28:23.720 --> 03:28:26.720 Maybe they put more than two hours into the game. 03:28:26.720 --> 03:28:35.720 It's possible, could also just be a scam, also very possible. 03:28:35.720 --> 03:28:43.720 Look at that spooky monster right there. 03:28:43.720 --> 03:28:45.720 That's crazy. 03:28:56.720 --> 03:29:14.560 So I was reading stuff the juicer played this game no way I guess I shouldn't bother 03:29:14.560 --> 03:29:43.920 Okay, rules you must always follow. 03:29:43.920 --> 03:29:48.440 If you hear a voice other than the voice, ignore it. 03:29:48.440 --> 03:29:54.080 If you encounter being a certain, or encounter being your certain is not human, do not look 03:29:54.080 --> 03:29:55.080 at it. 03:29:55.080 --> 03:29:59.640 It may try to get your attention or simply ignore you, no matter what, do not look. 03:29:59.640 --> 03:30:05.680 If you detect any sign of life having moved or moving, turn back immediately and press 03:30:05.680 --> 03:30:07.680 the red button. 03:30:07.680 --> 03:30:12.600 Okay, we will eliminate the thread transfer duty section. 03:30:12.600 --> 03:30:17.600 As soon as you complete the task you are given, turn back and press the blue button, do not linger. 03:30:19.600 --> 03:30:20.600 Okay. 03:30:20.600 --> 03:30:26.600 Hello, the consciousness transfer procedure has begun in accordance with the insurance protocol. 03:30:26.600 --> 03:30:29.600 Your accident report has been re- 03:30:29.600 --> 03:30:30.600 Oops. 03:30:33.600 --> 03:30:38.600 To complete the process successfully, all you need to do is follow my instructions. 03:30:38.600 --> 03:30:44.600 Any deviation will result in the procedure being prolonged or an indefinite amount of time. 03:30:44.600 --> 03:30:47.600 The procedure is now in progress. 03:30:47.600 --> 03:30:53.600 For the procedure to be completed successfully, you must obey the following rules without exception. 03:30:53.600 --> 03:30:59.600 1. If you hear a voice other than the voice, ignore it. 03:30:59.600 --> 03:31:05.600 2. If you encounter a being you are certain is not human, do not look at it. 03:31:05.600 --> 03:31:11.180 it may try to get your attention or simply ignore you no matter what do not 03:31:11.180 --> 03:31:18.100 look three if you detect any side of life having moved or moving turn back 03:31:18.100 --> 03:31:22.780 immediately and press the red button we will eliminate the threat and transfer 03:31:22.780 --> 03:31:28.700 you to a new section okay four as soon as you complete the task you were given 03:31:28.700 --> 03:31:35.300 turn back and press the blue button do not linger your first task is simple 03:31:35.300 --> 03:31:39.300 Before she finishes counting to 10, you must find her. 03:31:39.300 --> 03:31:43.300 The countdown will begin the moment you step into the house. 03:31:43.300 --> 03:31:46.300 Remain quick and alert. 03:31:46.300 --> 03:31:48.300 Obey the rules. 03:31:49.300 --> 03:31:50.300 Okay. 03:31:53.300 --> 03:31:55.300 Find her before she counts to 10. 03:31:57.300 --> 03:31:58.300 One. 03:32:02.300 --> 03:32:03.300 Two. 03:32:05.300 --> 03:32:08.800 3... 03:32:08.800 --> 03:32:13.800 4... 03:32:13.800 --> 03:32:17.800 5... 03:32:17.800 --> 03:32:22.800 6... 03:32:22.800 --> 03:32:27.800 7... 03:32:27.800 --> 03:32:29.200 ... 03:32:29.200 --> 03:32:32.800 Dude what? 03:32:32.800 --> 03:32:34.800 No, it's CG. 03:33:02.800 --> 03:33:03.800 3. 03:33:03.800 --> 03:33:04.800 4. 03:33:04.800 --> 03:33:05.800 5. 03:33:05.800 --> 03:33:06.800 Hrm. 03:33:06.800 --> 03:33:07.800 Hrm. 03:33:07.800 --> 03:33:20.160 Patient 10, test 1. 03:33:20.160 --> 03:33:27.160 The reaction was as expected. 03:33:27.160 --> 03:33:28.240 Task complete. 03:33:28.240 --> 03:33:31.040 Go back and press the blue button. 03:33:31.040 --> 03:33:32.040 Okay. 03:33:32.040 --> 03:33:37.520 Easy. 03:33:37.520 --> 03:33:40.520 Welcome back. 03:33:40.520 --> 03:33:41.520 Good to be back. 03:33:41.520 --> 03:33:46.500 This time, in addition to the main rules, a new section rule has been added. 03:33:46.500 --> 03:33:51.880 You may enter each room only once, and your new task is to count how many people are in 03:33:51.880 --> 03:33:52.880 the house. 03:33:52.880 --> 03:33:57.600 Count the people, then return and press the blue button. 03:33:57.600 --> 03:34:00.000 After that, tell me the number. 03:34:00.000 --> 03:34:03.760 luck and obey the rules 03:34:03.760 --> 03:34:09.640 uh... fuck okay 03:34:09.640 --> 03:34:16.240 one 03:34:16.240 --> 03:34:17.920 two three 03:34:17.920 --> 03:34:25.920 four 03:34:25.920 --> 03:34:48.920 five six 03:35:18.920 --> 03:35:38.640 10 11 I think 11 is the guy running across count maybe he was the other one I don't know 03:35:48.920 --> 03:36:05.040 Oh, press red button when moving. 03:36:05.040 --> 03:36:06.280 Welcome back. 03:36:06.280 --> 03:36:08.760 This time, we're going to play a game together. 03:36:08.760 --> 03:36:12.160 I assume you played hot and cold when you were a kid. 03:36:12.160 --> 03:36:15.440 It's something like that, just with an extra rule. 03:36:15.440 --> 03:36:20.600 In the next sections, you'll need certain tools, and you'll find them somewhere in this one. 03:36:20.600 --> 03:36:25.960 As you get closer to the tool you need, I'll say Hot, and as you move away, I'll say Cold. 03:36:25.960 --> 03:36:32.120 But like I said, there's a section-specific rule, and it contradicts Rule 3. 03:36:32.120 --> 03:36:34.520 But you still need those tools. 03:36:34.520 --> 03:36:39.520 The counting one has returned, and this time, just don't take your eyes off her. 03:36:39.520 --> 03:36:42.720 Good luck, and obey the rules. 03:36:42.720 --> 03:36:44.720 What? 03:36:44.720 --> 03:36:46.720 What? 03:36:51.720 --> 03:36:53.720 Cool. 03:37:02.720 --> 03:37:04.720 Cool. 03:37:12.720 --> 03:37:15.720 The examination revealed that two individuals were still alive. 03:37:15.720 --> 03:37:18.720 And the teenage girl, her older brother. 03:37:18.720 --> 03:37:22.720 However, the only fingerprints found on her brother... 03:37:42.720 --> 03:37:49.720 He's not saying warm or anything. 03:38:12.720 --> 03:38:19.720 I'm not sure what this is about. 03:38:30.640 --> 03:38:37.640 Oh, this might be a game. 03:38:42.720 --> 03:38:52.720 Here we go, here we go. 03:38:52.720 --> 03:39:02.560 Hot. 03:39:02.560 --> 03:39:04.560 hot 03:39:09.760 --> 03:39:11.760 Is it that thing on the left here? 03:39:13.840 --> 03:39:15.840 Is that it? 03:39:15.840 --> 03:39:19.840 What's the point of all this? What are you even doing right now? 03:39:19.840 --> 03:39:24.840 He said you had an accident and now he's thrown you into another mortal danger. 03:39:24.840 --> 03:39:27.840 What does any of this have to do with the constant- 03:39:27.840 --> 03:39:34.840 Remember the first rule. Ignore the other voices. Every task you do has a purpose. 03:39:34.840 --> 03:39:36.840 I'll explain it when the time is right. 03:39:36.840 --> 03:39:45.600 I mean he said cold like are there more tools I need I'm confused 03:40:06.840 --> 03:40:36.660 I'm going to go upstairs, maybe something spawned now that I picked up one objective? 03:40:36.660 --> 03:40:42.540 I need him to say warm or cold but he's not saying shit so I'm thinking that I 03:40:42.540 --> 03:40:48.020 be... oh okay that answers that. 03:40:48.020 --> 03:40:50.020 hot 03:41:02.180 --> 03:41:04.180 Y'all see an item anywhere to loot oh 03:41:13.660 --> 03:41:15.660 Huh 03:41:15.660 --> 03:41:18.660 I'm thinking it's that flashlight, yeah. 03:41:37.660 --> 03:41:39.660 Try this again. 03:41:45.660 --> 03:42:12.660 I seem to have fucked up and gone into the wrong room. 03:42:12.660 --> 03:42:42.220 That's crazy. 03:42:42.220 --> 03:42:43.220 That's crazy. 03:42:43.220 --> 03:42:49.220 You're not supposed to be in here! 03:42:49.220 --> 03:42:57.740 Welcome back. 03:42:57.740 --> 03:43:02.140 Due to assistive malfunction, the third rule is now out of service. 03:43:02.140 --> 03:43:05.900 Once the malfunction is resolved, the rule will become active again. 03:43:05.900 --> 03:43:11.580 From this moment on, your only option is to complete the task you've been given. 03:43:11.580 --> 03:43:16.780 time there are two identical rooms inside the house right find them and then identify 03:43:16.780 --> 03:43:22.140 the seven differences between them shut up mark the differences in only one of the rooms 03:43:22.140 --> 03:43:28.700 the other will serve as your reference point after that turn and press the blue button however 03:43:28.700 --> 03:43:34.540 this section comes with a few special rules there are numerous mannequins throughout the house 03:43:34.540 --> 03:43:39.660 but it has been confirmed that one of them is capable of hoping as for the flashlight you're 03:43:39.660 --> 03:43:45.980 holding, it's a bit old. The staff told me they forgot to replace it. Each battery provides 03:43:45.980 --> 03:43:50.940 only about 4 minutes of light and the batteries you need are held by the mannequins. Because 03:43:50.940 --> 03:43:56.180 of this, be very careful which mannequin you approach for a battery. It's been reported 03:43:56.180 --> 03:44:01.900 that the one that can move becomes aggressive if looked at for more than 3 seconds. And 03:44:01.900 --> 03:44:07.340 one more thing, you cannot take any batteries unless your flashlight is flickering. If the 03:44:07.340 --> 03:44:12.340 flashlight is flickering it means it has only about one minute of life left be 03:44:12.340 --> 03:44:19.220 quick and be cautious obey the rules okay I hope you didn't leave your 03:44:19.220 --> 03:44:23.660 flashlight on while listening to all these rules if you did you'll be 03:44:23.660 --> 03:44:28.060 starting with 83 seconds already gone 03:44:37.340 --> 03:45:01.340 So wait, spot the seven differences? 03:45:01.340 --> 03:45:08.340 Why did we do this to them? 03:45:08.340 --> 03:45:13.340 You're not the innocent one. 03:45:13.340 --> 03:45:17.340 That mess is your fault. 03:45:17.340 --> 03:45:22.340 You heard the radio, didn't you? 03:45:22.340 --> 03:45:27.340 Something just happened? 03:45:27.340 --> 03:45:37.340 I have no clue what I'm doing, no I don't. 03:45:37.340 --> 03:45:53.820 There's supposed to be two identical rooms, but like, is it these two rooms? 03:45:53.820 --> 03:46:10.760 Upstairs. 03:46:10.760 --> 03:46:18.180 So this one and this one? 03:46:18.180 --> 03:46:19.180 That can't be right. 03:46:19.180 --> 03:46:20.180 No. 03:46:20.180 --> 03:46:46.180 The flashlight is in fact flickering at the moment. 03:46:46.180 --> 03:46:59.980 Did you crack the ceilings? 03:46:59.980 --> 03:47:00.980 Hold on. 03:47:00.980 --> 03:47:02.780 A voice here. 03:47:02.780 --> 03:47:04.620 Okay, different ceilings. 03:47:04.620 --> 03:47:09.660 How do I mark these down? 03:47:09.660 --> 03:47:11.660 I said I can mark them in only one room. 03:47:37.020 --> 03:47:38.020 I don't know. 03:47:38.020 --> 03:47:40.160 Click idiot one difference found 03:47:50.200 --> 03:47:52.200 Okay close rec 03:47:55.060 --> 03:47:57.060 Same how about that shelf 03:47:59.940 --> 03:48:02.220 Same laundry and box 03:48:04.500 --> 03:48:06.880 Same boxes shelf 03:48:08.020 --> 03:48:23.000 I don't like these sounds okay bed and then tissues, fat tissues. 03:48:23.000 --> 03:48:31.520 Bed, tissues, yeah. 03:48:31.520 --> 03:48:40.080 I don't think this painting was there one difference found it wasn't a picture okay 03:48:40.080 --> 03:48:41.440 let's check the desk computer desk 03:49:01.520 --> 03:49:07.520 My bad. 03:49:07.520 --> 03:49:09.520 What about that plant? 03:49:09.520 --> 03:49:14.520 Yeah, plants very different. 03:49:14.520 --> 03:49:23.520 I also need to reload my batteries soon. 03:49:23.520 --> 03:49:30.520 Okay. 03:49:30.520 --> 03:49:38.120 What the fuck is that? 03:49:38.120 --> 03:49:44.600 Okay, I can't take that battery quite yet. 03:49:44.600 --> 03:49:49.160 Oh, now I can. 03:49:49.160 --> 03:49:50.160 T.Y. 03:49:50.160 --> 03:49:51.160 Hmm. 03:50:21.160 --> 03:50:33.600 I don't even know what the fuck else to look for. 03:50:33.600 --> 03:50:36.120 The windows maybe? 03:50:36.120 --> 03:50:39.000 Maybe the windows are slightly askew or something. 03:50:39.000 --> 03:50:44.160 No, those are the same. 03:50:44.160 --> 03:50:45.800 Just click everything, you were so stupid. 03:50:45.800 --> 03:50:47.800 I don't know if I'm allowed to do that. 03:50:52.800 --> 03:50:54.800 Did you catch the pink box? 03:50:59.800 --> 03:51:01.800 One difference found. 03:51:01.800 --> 03:51:03.800 I did not. Thank you. 03:51:09.800 --> 03:51:11.800 Was it different? 03:51:15.800 --> 03:51:28.520 I feel like that picture is gonna be different. 03:51:28.520 --> 03:51:33.280 Are you fucking kidding me? 03:51:33.280 --> 03:51:35.680 You're useless coward. 03:51:35.680 --> 03:51:38.160 I should have been in control. 03:51:38.160 --> 03:51:39.160 Disappointing. 03:51:39.160 --> 03:51:42.760 Find the seven differences between the two identical rooms. 03:51:42.760 --> 03:51:45.560 Do not let your flashlight battery run out. 03:51:45.560 --> 03:51:59.140 The six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins. 03:51:59.140 --> 03:52:03.720 One difference found. 03:52:03.720 --> 03:52:05.680 One difference found. 03:52:05.680 --> 03:52:10.360 One difference found. 03:52:10.360 --> 03:52:12.360 One difference found. 03:52:12.360 --> 03:52:19.960 voting one battery has been removed wrong choice one battery in the house has been removed 03:52:20.680 --> 03:52:26.120 each wrong choice will remove another battery make sure you don't run out of them because 03:52:26.120 --> 03:52:35.160 there are only six batteries in this section got it 03:52:35.160 --> 03:52:54.120 Okay, fuck. I think I'm caught up now, but where the hell am I? 03:52:54.120 --> 03:53:23.640 can's boxes that picture is correct I'll check this shelf lonely writer 03:53:23.640 --> 03:53:27.120 Then it goes to some old woman never dies 03:53:33.200 --> 03:53:37.060 Okay, Steve Queen was that there 03:53:39.680 --> 03:53:43.340 Yeah, that's all fine is there a book on top of the desk 03:53:45.720 --> 03:53:51.000 Anything I can interact with that is the computer itself different 03:53:53.640 --> 03:54:02.640 No? Count the cans. 1, 2, 3, 4 black, 3 white, 4 black. 03:54:10.640 --> 03:54:12.640 One battery has been removed. 03:54:16.640 --> 03:54:17.640 What? 03:54:23.640 --> 03:54:25.640 Nope, that's it. 03:54:26.960 --> 03:54:30.640 Wrong can, Bozo. Oh my god, it's a specific can I have to click. 03:54:30.640 --> 03:54:32.640 One battery has been removed. 03:54:51.640 --> 03:54:53.640 One of you needs to have a battery. 03:54:55.640 --> 03:54:56.640 Please. 03:54:56.640 --> 03:54:58.640 Why did we do this? 03:55:00.640 --> 03:55:02.640 You're not the innocent one. 03:55:02.640 --> 03:55:05.640 That map is your fault. 03:55:05.640 --> 03:55:08.640 You heard the radio, didn't you? 03:55:08.640 --> 03:55:10.640 Okay, I'm on it. 03:55:24.640 --> 03:55:26.640 One difference found. 03:55:27.640 --> 03:55:30.480 Okay, I mean fuck how many more things are there? 03:55:35.320 --> 03:55:37.320 Yes, I fucking did check the spray can 03:55:46.920 --> 03:55:48.920 Maybe the pile of books 03:55:56.640 --> 03:56:22.960 No way, it's that. There's no way. Okay, maybe it's one of these. Cat Moon. Makeout. 03:56:22.960 --> 03:56:29.960 horse bird 03:56:31.000 --> 03:56:36.400 now those are correct fuck okay 03:56:36.400 --> 03:56:38.520 dog is correct 03:56:38.520 --> 03:56:45.520 i don't know what the fuck it is 03:56:45.520 --> 03:56:56.520 I might just spam start clicking and just W key all the 03:56:56.520 --> 03:56:58.360 the uh... 03:56:58.360 --> 03:57:02.640 batteries out 03:57:02.640 --> 03:57:09.640 two pillows 03:57:26.520 --> 03:57:42.280 A lot of people telling me things that are already there, or I've already noticed. 03:57:42.280 --> 03:57:57.280 I'm wondering if these books are the same at the top. 03:57:57.280 --> 03:57:58.280 Ceiling fan. 03:57:58.280 --> 03:57:59.280 Dude, no way. 03:57:59.280 --> 03:58:02.280 Oh, my shit's flickering. 03:58:02.280 --> 03:58:03.280 Oh, jeez. 03:58:03.280 --> 03:58:08.280 Ma'am, I need a battery from someone. 03:58:08.280 --> 03:58:35.320 The 03:58:35.320 --> 03:58:37.320 Shelf 03:58:42.920 --> 03:58:44.920 I'm dead 03:59:05.320 --> 03:59:12.320 the 03:59:14.880 --> 03:59:19.880 she said the shelf 03:59:19.880 --> 03:59:24.480 disappointing on the seven differences between the two identical rooms 03:59:24.480 --> 03:59:27.320 do not let your flashlight battery run out 03:59:27.320 --> 03:59:34.120 the six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins 03:59:34.120 --> 03:59:35.800 All right, so let's see if I can remember. 03:59:35.800 --> 03:59:36.620 Uh... 03:59:38.720 --> 03:59:40.220 That's a difference. 03:59:43.280 --> 03:59:44.280 Three... 03:59:45.760 --> 03:59:46.760 Four... 03:59:49.720 --> 03:59:50.920 Already clicked this box? 03:59:52.920 --> 03:59:53.920 I already forgot. 03:59:58.320 --> 03:59:59.520 Oh yeah, the spray paint. 04:00:00.920 --> 04:00:01.920 It's... 04:00:04.120 --> 04:00:22.760 I forget which one it was, I already forgot. 04:00:22.760 --> 04:00:32.440 So how many is that, five? 04:00:32.440 --> 04:00:35.440 They said the shelf, okay, box, box, checking. 04:00:40.740 --> 04:00:43.760 Box, box, okay, paper, binders. 04:00:48.900 --> 04:00:51.680 Paper, binders, okay, books, books. 04:00:53.700 --> 04:00:56.200 Forgot the pink box, I got the pink box, didn't I? 04:00:58.440 --> 04:00:59.280 One difference. 04:00:59.280 --> 04:01:01.280 I guess I didn't, okay, six out of seven. 04:01:02.440 --> 04:01:04.440 Blind? There's no way. What? 04:01:07.120 --> 04:01:09.120 Oh, there's the books here on the left. 04:01:09.120 --> 04:01:16.320 that flashlight die. It would be a shame to fail after succeeding. You found all the differences. 04:01:17.280 --> 04:01:18.960 Go back and press the blue button. 04:01:30.640 --> 04:01:36.000 Fuck. Welcome back. The system error persists. Unfortunately, the blue and red 04:01:36.000 --> 04:01:41.560 are currently offline to engage the mechanism you must locate the three 04:01:41.560 --> 04:01:46.220 missing fuses for the breaker panel typical however that doesn't stop me 04:01:46.220 --> 04:01:52.440 from giving you tasks in this section we'll play voice says I give an order 04:01:52.440 --> 04:01:58.680 and you obey just like always but there are some time it says if the command 04:01:58.680 --> 04:02:05.600 begins with voice says you must comply if not ignore it I won't tell you how 04:02:05.600 --> 04:02:11.680 much time you have for each command and don't expect X command immediately. Due to the system 04:02:11.680 --> 04:02:18.080 error I have to log your performance manually, pen and paper. This might help things down. 04:02:18.080 --> 04:02:23.480 You'll have to wait. And while you wait, just try not to let her catch you. Good luck, and 04:02:23.480 --> 04:02:29.680 No balls. 04:02:29.680 --> 04:02:33.880 Do not fail, each mistake makes her faster. 04:02:33.880 --> 04:02:46.800 Voice says, go to the red room. 04:02:46.800 --> 04:02:55.400 Voice says touch the picture with the ship. 04:02:55.400 --> 04:03:10.360 Touch the picture with the ship. 04:03:10.360 --> 04:03:36.320 She's fast now. Oh, she's really fast. I don't have to get the battery, didn't say 04:03:36.320 --> 04:03:38.320 voice says voice says and turn off the blue 04:03:38.320 --> 04:03:40.320 from light 04:03:50.320 --> 04:03:52.320 they get it 04:03:57.320 --> 04:04:00.320 I also got to flip those switches but I don't see them anywhere 04:04:00.320 --> 04:04:02.320 and says go to the yellow room 04:04:02.320 --> 04:04:04.320 put it in the yellow room 04:04:06.320 --> 04:04:13.320 and 04:04:22.800 --> 04:04:27.680 voice says find the double fuses in the red room 04:04:27.680 --> 04:04:34.680 find the double fuses in the red room 04:04:36.320 --> 04:04:43.320 Oh my God. 04:04:43.320 --> 04:04:54.320 If you still can't find it, check near the TV. 04:04:54.320 --> 04:04:56.320 Fuck. 04:04:56.320 --> 04:05:01.320 Got him. 04:05:01.320 --> 04:05:06.320 Got him. 04:05:06.320 --> 04:05:10.320 Voice says, go to the hella room and take the tonight. 04:05:20.320 --> 04:05:21.320 Fuck. 04:05:31.320 --> 04:05:42.760 Stab her in the stomach. 04:05:42.760 --> 04:05:45.760 I will not be doing that. 04:05:45.760 --> 04:05:47.760 Be back. 04:05:49.760 --> 04:05:52.760 Get away from her as far as possible. 04:06:02.760 --> 04:06:05.760 Voice says, do not move. 04:06:05.760 --> 04:06:12.760 you 04:06:13.640 --> 04:06:17.720 voices as you 04:06:17.720 --> 04:06:20.800 very simple if the sentence starts with 04:06:20.800 --> 04:06:23.760 what it says do what I say 04:06:23.760 --> 04:06:28.480 if it doesn't don't and until you hear the result sound 04:06:28.480 --> 04:06:33.840 don't let her catch you this way collect all three puse pieces 04:06:33.840 --> 04:06:40.240 When the command to insert them into the fuse box is given, place them in the fuse box and activate the buttons. 04:06:46.940 --> 04:06:49.540 I think I was fucked from there because she was already too fast. 04:06:49.540 --> 04:06:51.440 Each mistake makes her faster. 04:06:52.340 --> 04:06:54.340 Voice says, go to the red room. 04:06:56.640 --> 04:06:58.640 Okay, so I need to find something with a ship on it. 04:07:00.540 --> 04:07:01.940 This has a ship on it? Okay. 04:07:03.840 --> 04:07:29.840 I don't know if I fucking clicked it or not. 04:07:29.840 --> 04:07:31.840 Go to the blue room. 04:07:41.920 --> 04:07:44.640 Find and get the battery. You can eat that. 04:07:45.280 --> 04:07:47.280 No, I don't. 04:07:55.760 --> 04:07:57.760 Voice says, turn off the blue sunlight. 04:07:59.840 --> 04:08:20.200 And says go to the yellow room 04:08:20.200 --> 04:08:27.060 I don't know if it said voice says but all right I'm in 04:08:34.180 --> 04:08:36.920 Said don't well Gigi she's gonna get faster than 04:08:41.160 --> 04:08:44.100 Voice says find the double huses in the red room 04:08:50.200 --> 04:09:09.200 If you still can't find it, talk more to people. 04:09:09.200 --> 04:09:16.200 It's a great place to get a drink. 04:09:25.440 --> 04:09:32.440 Boys says go to the Hella Room and take the kitchen knife. 04:09:39.200 --> 04:10:01.200 Stab her in the stomach. 04:10:01.200 --> 04:10:04.700 Excuse me, I'm just part of the simulation. 04:10:04.700 --> 04:10:05.700 Thank you. 04:10:08.200 --> 04:10:11.200 Get away from her as far as possible. 04:10:13.200 --> 04:10:18.200 Okay, this is where I died last time, so I need to get max distance here, before I stop moving. 04:10:19.200 --> 04:10:21.200 So let's get her in this corner. 04:10:22.200 --> 04:10:24.200 Voice says, do not move. 04:10:27.200 --> 04:10:29.200 Maybe I gotta get away now. 04:10:29.200 --> 04:10:33.920 Oh, I fucked that up. I needed to get away before it says you can move again 04:10:37.360 --> 04:10:39.360 Voice says find a few sockets 04:10:52.040 --> 04:10:54.040 Got him 04:10:59.200 --> 04:11:04.200 If you still can't find it, check around the window. 04:11:13.200 --> 04:11:15.200 Okay, well, I'm here. 04:11:21.200 --> 04:11:24.200 Forget the camera, please. Now the media came. 04:11:29.200 --> 04:11:36.600 Voice says turn on the radio. Where is the radio? 04:11:42.600 --> 04:11:49.400 Fireplace. It's cooked. I have to loop her here. 04:11:49.400 --> 04:12:03.400 The suspect had been exhibiting strange and unnecessarily aggressive behavior for a week 04:12:03.400 --> 04:12:05.400 prior to the incident. 04:12:05.400 --> 04:12:10.400 On the day of the murder, the suspect reportedly entered the kitchen, stared at his family, 04:12:10.400 --> 04:12:13.400 grabbed the first knife he saw before shelling threats. 04:12:13.400 --> 04:12:19.400 According to the sister, their mother spoke calmly, attempting to de-escalate the situation. 04:12:19.400 --> 04:12:22.400 She eventually embraced her son as he appeared to calm them. 04:12:22.400 --> 04:12:24.400 How long do I have? 04:12:24.400 --> 04:12:30.400 However, moments later while still in her arms, the suspect stabbed his own mother in the abdomen. 04:12:32.400 --> 04:12:35.400 Nobody says find a bigger space than you can't open. 04:12:37.400 --> 04:12:39.400 They find some shit in the yellow room. 04:12:43.400 --> 04:12:45.400 I 04:12:59.200 --> 04:13:01.200 Check the sink 04:13:13.400 --> 04:13:20.400 Didn't say voice says. 04:13:43.400 --> 04:13:58.840 I don't know if I'm going to listen to the voice. 04:13:58.840 --> 04:14:01.840 Voice says, go to the red room. 04:14:06.840 --> 04:14:08.840 What are you waiting for? Hurry. 04:14:22.840 --> 04:14:23.840 Stab her in the stomach. 04:14:23.840 --> 04:14:32.440 I wonder if it wants me it's just gonna have me like do shit forever until I die 04:14:32.440 --> 04:14:39.920 I wonder if there's actually a choice here either keep playing forever or you just ignore 04:14:39.920 --> 04:14:40.760 the voice and just leave 04:14:40.760 --> 04:14:41.760 Okay. 04:14:41.760 --> 04:14:55.160 Well, isn't that a dead end there? 04:14:55.160 --> 04:15:01.600 My fuck, if I go that direction, I feel like I am. 04:15:01.600 --> 04:15:10.440 Oh, fucking loop here, thank goodness. 04:15:10.440 --> 04:15:19.240 Do I have any more spings? 04:15:19.240 --> 04:15:40.280 Okay, it's green now, do I win? 04:15:40.280 --> 04:15:49.080 I don't know. 04:15:49.080 --> 04:15:50.080 Go to red button. 04:15:50.080 --> 04:15:51.080 Good. 04:15:51.080 --> 04:15:53.960 The buttons in rule 3 are back in effect. 04:15:53.960 --> 04:15:56.880 Voice says, go back and press the red button. 04:15:56.880 --> 04:16:05.560 Okay, I win. 04:16:05.560 --> 04:16:32.560 There's no rules or anything here. 04:16:32.560 --> 04:16:34.560 No, no, no, no, no. 04:17:02.560 --> 04:17:23.840 I don't know if I need to stop with it. Also, what am I trying to even do? 04:17:23.840 --> 04:17:25.840 Are you slow? 04:17:26.340 --> 04:17:29.840 You don't know how many missiles were allowed to move. 04:17:53.840 --> 04:17:55.840 What was that? 04:17:55.840 --> 04:17:56.840 That... 04:17:56.840 --> 04:18:00.840 It doesn't sound like something that can save us from... 04:18:00.840 --> 04:18:01.840 Mother. 04:18:01.840 --> 04:18:02.840 What? 04:18:02.840 --> 04:18:03.840 What? 04:18:03.840 --> 04:18:04.840 What? 04:18:04.840 --> 04:18:05.840 What? 04:18:05.840 --> 04:18:06.840 What? 04:18:06.840 --> 04:18:07.840 What? 04:18:07.840 --> 04:18:08.840 What? 04:18:08.840 --> 04:18:09.840 What? 04:18:09.840 --> 04:18:10.840 What? 04:18:10.840 --> 04:18:11.840 What? 04:18:11.840 --> 04:18:12.840 What? 04:18:12.840 --> 04:18:13.840 What? 04:18:13.840 --> 04:18:14.840 What? 04:18:14.840 --> 04:18:15.840 What? 04:18:15.840 --> 04:18:16.840 What? 04:18:16.840 --> 04:18:17.840 What? 04:18:17.840 --> 04:18:26.840 I guess I moved? 04:19:16.840 --> 04:19:40.920 I don't know if it's there or not. 04:19:40.920 --> 04:19:42.920 Oh my god, he was right there. 04:19:49.240 --> 04:19:51.240 Minus one. 04:20:10.920 --> 04:20:15.920 You have the key? 04:20:32.920 --> 04:20:34.920 Yeah, I'm gonna go upstairs. 04:20:36.920 --> 04:20:38.920 Are you? Hello? 04:20:38.920 --> 04:20:45.920 You don't know how many mistakes were allowed to make. 04:21:08.920 --> 04:21:15.920 Keep him stable. 04:21:15.920 --> 04:21:20.920 I think the path in this section is behind the camera. 04:21:20.920 --> 04:21:22.920 Track the camera sound. 04:21:22.920 --> 04:21:24.920 Maybe... 04:21:24.920 --> 04:21:26.920 Kitchen? 04:21:31.920 --> 04:21:33.920 Okay. 04:21:38.920 --> 04:21:43.920 He is moving very fast. 04:21:59.920 --> 04:22:02.920 Hey, the buttons don't seem to work. 04:22:08.920 --> 04:22:14.760 All right, well now I know to go straight fucking upstairs 04:22:35.820 --> 04:22:37.820 Found 04:22:38.920 --> 04:23:04.920 I don't have a key anymore. 04:23:04.920 --> 04:23:25.000 that's crazy so I have to kite until I get the prompt to say that I have the key that's 04:23:25.000 --> 04:23:40.140 it all right whatever fuck that alt f4 holy shit idols of ash 04:23:40.140 --> 04:23:58.140 Overwhelmingly positive, okay, interesting, $3. 04:24:10.140 --> 04:24:38.620 I mean, I guess I'd just send it, it just looks like this. 04:24:38.620 --> 04:24:44.620 I got a pee though. 04:24:44.620 --> 04:24:51.620 I got a pee, you're back. 04:25:38.620 --> 04:25:50.620 Pitch. 04:26:20.620 --> 04:26:22.580 Peach, Mouse, Peach, Peach, Mouse. 04:26:22.580 --> 04:26:27.580 Alright gamers. 04:26:27.580 --> 04:26:29.580 Peach Peach Mouse 04:26:31.720 --> 04:26:34.340 Peach Mouse Pea-p Apple Mouse 04:26:37.460 --> 04:26:39.540 Pea Mouse Peach Pea Mouse 04:26:42.840 --> 04:26:45.360 Peach Mouse Peach Peach Mouse 04:26:47.480 --> 04:26:48.520 Shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shs SHIT 04:26:48.520 --> 04:26:50.520 All Right Gamers 04:26:52.020 --> 04:26:54.560 Peach Mouse Godopedia Peach Peach Mouse 04:26:55.600 --> 04:26:57.240 Skipped 04:26:57.240 --> 04:26:59.240 Piss on what does this say? 04:27:01.000 --> 04:27:07.820 What are the piss on the company time again, and you're getting written up buddy you spent half your shift in the job 04:27:08.400 --> 04:27:10.400 He'd like three times 04:27:10.800 --> 04:27:14.500 All right, let's see what this game is 04:27:17.440 --> 04:27:23.040 Do-do-do okay, I can zoom in I'm sprinting 04:27:27.240 --> 04:27:38.240 Okay, throw grapple claw. 04:27:38.240 --> 04:27:42.420 Alright, that's easy enough. 04:27:42.420 --> 04:27:45.240 Is there fall dam? 04:27:45.240 --> 04:27:47.160 Nope. 04:27:47.160 --> 04:27:53.080 I need to get to the bottom of this place. 04:27:53.080 --> 04:27:57.300 okay so i'm sure there is some type of fall down here 04:27:57.300 --> 04:28:02.060 is that's a little absurd if i land here 04:28:02.060 --> 04:28:09.060 here 04:28:09.060 --> 04:28:33.300 Okay, it's fine. 04:28:33.300 --> 04:28:35.620 You breathe in the ancient ashes. 04:28:35.620 --> 04:28:40.140 The musty scent of stale air is replaced with pine and morning dew. 04:28:40.140 --> 04:28:44.860 You can almost see the faint outline of your village, stirring away. 04:28:44.860 --> 04:28:47.320 You remember it was the day you left for this place. 04:28:47.320 --> 04:28:51.660 You don't want to remember this, it serves no purpose to you now. 04:28:51.660 --> 04:28:53.700 These ashes will remember you. 04:28:53.700 --> 04:28:55.420 Is it on fire? 04:28:55.420 --> 04:29:01.820 Also why are there like ghostly buildings here? 04:29:01.820 --> 04:29:05.660 I guess that's, I don't know, something moving on. 04:29:31.820 --> 04:29:34.820 How far down can this go? 04:29:35.820 --> 04:29:38.820 Oh, it's got a little bit of a limit. Alright. 04:29:56.820 --> 04:29:58.820 Close. 04:30:01.820 --> 04:30:30.060 Hmm. 04:30:30.060 --> 04:30:33.840 Can I like, fly and then try and grab shit mid-air? 04:30:33.840 --> 04:30:34.840 Is that possible? 04:30:49.740 --> 04:30:50.240 Huh? 04:30:55.900 --> 04:30:56.900 What is that thing? 04:30:57.460 --> 04:30:58.460 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 04:30:59.460 --> 04:31:01.460 Oh my god, what is that thing? 04:31:25.460 --> 04:31:26.460 Holy fuck. 04:31:26.460 --> 04:31:28.460 That's horrifying! 04:31:28.460 --> 04:31:58.380 Well, pretty fun. 04:31:58.380 --> 04:32:04.140 cool now that I got this thing chasing me I'm way more into it 04:32:06.540 --> 04:32:13.220 gotta test this so that does not work 04:32:17.700 --> 04:32:21.820 maybe it does it's got to aim better 04:32:21.820 --> 04:32:25.300 How'd that not work? 04:32:25.300 --> 04:32:27.420 What the French toast? 04:32:27.420 --> 04:32:28.420 Oh. 04:32:28.420 --> 04:32:29.420 Oh. 04:32:29.420 --> 04:32:30.420 Oh. 04:32:30.420 --> 04:32:31.420 Oh. 04:32:31.420 --> 04:32:32.420 Oh. 04:32:32.420 --> 04:32:33.420 Oh. 04:32:33.420 --> 04:32:34.420 Oh. 04:32:34.420 --> 04:32:35.420 Oh. 04:32:35.420 --> 04:32:36.420 Oh. 04:32:36.420 --> 04:32:37.420 Oh. 04:32:37.420 --> 04:32:38.420 Oh. 04:32:38.420 --> 04:32:39.420 Oh. 04:32:39.420 --> 04:32:40.420 Oh. 04:32:40.420 --> 04:32:41.420 Oh. 04:32:41.420 --> 04:32:42.420 Oh. 04:32:42.420 --> 04:32:43.420 Oh. 04:32:43.420 --> 04:32:44.420 Oh. 04:32:44.420 --> 04:32:46.420 I'm practicing! 04:33:14.420 --> 04:33:40.420 of 04:33:40.420 --> 04:34:06.420 I can just grab the walls here, what the fuck? 04:34:06.420 --> 04:34:08.420 Ha 04:34:36.420 --> 04:35:05.540 I think I need to get over there to that white light or whatever. 04:35:05.540 --> 04:35:32.540 Where is this just healing? 04:35:32.540 --> 04:35:33.540 I'm full health. 04:35:33.540 --> 04:35:38.420 Where do I need to get then? Maybe that light over there? 04:35:43.700 --> 04:35:45.700 Oh, that's not gonna work. 04:35:51.740 --> 04:35:55.620 Oh, I'm panicking. I'm alive. 04:36:03.540 --> 04:36:23.660 of 04:36:23.660 --> 04:36:25.660 I got it. 04:36:53.660 --> 04:37:18.660 Oh, God damn it, thing is right there. 04:37:18.660 --> 04:37:33.220 you breathe in the ancient ashes okay see the shape of her it is frail and 04:37:33.220 --> 04:37:37.000 twisted the coil rod had already done its terrible job and left you with the 04:37:37.000 --> 04:37:41.180 pieces you smell sickness hanging in the air you don't want to remember this it 04:37:41.180 --> 04:37:51.020 serves no purpose to you now great awesome do I just keep going down 04:37:51.020 --> 04:38:09.140 I don't know if I even can go much farther down here, oh god. 04:38:09.140 --> 04:38:15.140 Hmm, that hurt a little bit, but I took it. 04:38:15.140 --> 04:38:24.140 Oh my fucking god. 04:38:24.140 --> 04:38:42.380 I don't know if I should be here. I'm not really... I'm kinda just going one at a time 04:38:42.380 --> 04:38:44.380 and I might be screwing myself over. 04:38:52.060 --> 04:38:52.560 Jesus. 04:38:55.000 --> 04:38:55.640 He coming. 04:39:01.800 --> 04:39:02.300 Oh no! 04:39:10.600 --> 04:39:11.960 Do I get that shortcut though? 04:39:12.380 --> 04:39:14.700 Nice! Animal HP! Fuck yeah! 04:39:14.700 --> 04:39:44.400 Please follow the wisdom of Moon Moon and play Scatman. 04:39:44.400 --> 04:39:47.100 So your TTS link is broken. Time. 04:39:47.100 --> 04:39:48.100 You're broken! 04:40:03.700 --> 04:40:04.700 OHH! 04:40:07.500 --> 04:40:08.500 Crazy. 04:40:14.400 --> 04:40:43.120 Big prog. 04:40:43.120 --> 04:40:45.120 Good luck crossing that bozo 04:41:13.120 --> 04:41:15.120 Oh 04:41:15.120 --> 04:41:17.120 Oh 04:41:41.120 --> 04:41:42.820 Off dog 04:41:42.820 --> 04:41:47.700 Hoda not the time not the time just very much not the time 04:41:53.100 --> 04:41:55.100 Not making it not making it my leg 04:42:12.820 --> 04:42:14.820 Hey 04:42:33.980 --> 04:42:39.780 I'm not paying more than ten dollars for this stupid meme. Please click here link 04:42:42.820 --> 04:42:50.820 I can't click the link right now. I'm very busy. Thank you, though. Goodness. 04:42:50.820 --> 04:42:55.820 Oh, fuck. Am I screwed here? 04:42:55.820 --> 04:43:03.820 Uh, I have never been more screwed in my life, actually. 04:43:03.820 --> 04:43:05.820 In less. 04:43:13.820 --> 04:43:14.820 Oh fuck. 04:43:14.820 --> 04:43:40.300 No way I can make that. 04:43:40.300 --> 04:43:42.300 I missed. 04:43:42.300 --> 04:43:46.640 I couldn't get it. 04:43:46.640 --> 04:43:54.120 Maybe there's an easier path I'm just not seeing because it feels like what I'm doing 04:43:54.120 --> 04:44:03.120 is way harder than it needs to be. 04:44:33.120 --> 04:44:45.080 He's right there. 04:44:45.080 --> 04:44:48.440 And once again, gonna go on this side, I guess. 04:44:48.440 --> 04:44:56.600 Just feels the best. 04:44:56.600 --> 04:45:00.000 My goal is that green shit right there. 04:45:00.000 --> 04:45:12.520 checkpoint. Yes! Did that just slam my face into the wall? I think it did and it hurt. 04:45:12.520 --> 04:45:42.480 We're going to go for that ledge right there. 04:45:42.480 --> 04:46:01.280 Oh my god, he's right there. 04:46:01.280 --> 04:46:02.280 Breathe it in. 04:46:02.280 --> 04:46:05.000 God, you breathe in the ancient ashes. 04:46:05.000 --> 04:46:06.000 You see the shape of her. 04:46:06.000 --> 04:46:10.040 It is strong, hail, beautiful, but distant. 04:46:10.040 --> 04:46:12.520 You remember this moment? She waited for months for you to return. 04:46:12.520 --> 04:46:15.220 Every step you had ever taken was a step towards her. 04:46:15.940 --> 04:46:19.140 Seeing her distance shape was unbearable. It's too far. You don't want to remember her like this. 04:46:19.140 --> 04:46:20.140 Great. I don't care. 04:46:20.440 --> 04:46:21.440 Moving the fuck on. 04:46:28.240 --> 04:46:28.940 I need that healing. 04:46:40.040 --> 04:46:55.040 Okay, we're gonna have to fuckin' do some shit here. 04:46:55.040 --> 04:46:57.040 Skrrt! 04:46:57.040 --> 04:47:06.320 Alright, we hit that. 04:47:06.320 --> 04:47:08.320 Can I get down? 04:47:08.320 --> 04:47:09.320 Nice. 04:47:09.320 --> 04:47:18.320 God, he's still right there. 04:47:18.320 --> 04:47:28.320 This is easy. 04:47:28.320 --> 04:47:33.320 Close. 04:47:33.320 --> 04:47:44.920 He is actually fucking right there 04:47:44.920 --> 04:47:53.920 Is he getting faster? 04:47:53.920 --> 04:48:08.920 Is he getting faster? 04:48:08.920 --> 04:48:28.320 Fuck, my legs, ow, whatever. 04:48:28.320 --> 04:48:31.280 Oh, I missed. 04:48:31.280 --> 04:48:31.780 I'm an idiot. 04:48:32.620 --> 04:48:33.120 I'm half! 04:48:43.760 --> 04:48:44.400 Not a problem. 04:48:58.040 --> 04:48:58.760 Like what? 04:49:00.440 --> 04:49:01.240 Oh, hell. 04:49:01.280 --> 04:49:20.160 Now I gotta go to a different angle here. 04:49:20.160 --> 04:49:22.360 Holy shit servers streaming. 04:49:22.360 --> 04:49:24.040 Rent must be due people bless. 04:49:24.040 --> 04:49:28.120 Oh fuck I'm streaming all the time! 04:49:28.120 --> 04:49:35.120 uh... 04:49:36.500 --> 04:49:40.220 all that's fucked up 04:49:40.220 --> 04:49:47.220 well 04:49:47.580 --> 04:49:54.580 fucking just delivered myself to his face 04:49:58.120 --> 04:50:05.120 this is awful 04:50:28.120 --> 04:50:54.040 No shortcut- there was a- do I care about that HP? 04:50:54.040 --> 04:50:56.040 No shortcut. There was a... 04:50:56.040 --> 04:50:58.040 Do I care about that HP? 04:50:58.040 --> 04:51:00.040 I got a damn right I do. 04:51:01.040 --> 04:51:03.040 Top myself. Now where was... 04:51:04.040 --> 04:51:06.040 Fuck, maybe it's farther down. 04:51:06.040 --> 04:51:08.040 There's only one direction out. 04:51:08.040 --> 04:51:11.040 I just gotta make sure I'm not missing it, like I just did. 04:51:24.040 --> 04:51:33.200 It's ain't working. 04:51:33.200 --> 04:51:38.800 Fuck it. 04:51:38.800 --> 04:51:43.240 Where the hell was that one direction? 04:51:43.240 --> 04:52:07.240 I'm looking on the right to see if I see it. 04:52:07.240 --> 04:52:30.240 I don't fucking see it, screw it. 04:52:30.240 --> 04:52:31.240 There it is. 04:52:31.240 --> 04:52:32.240 Okay. 04:52:32.240 --> 04:52:35.240 It's way farther down than I thought. 04:52:35.240 --> 04:52:50.360 I mean from here though oh hello I miss but whatever 04:53:05.240 --> 04:53:07.240 Give me the healing. 04:53:17.740 --> 04:53:19.740 Jesus. 04:53:35.240 --> 04:54:04.240 I think I need to get to that tower. 04:54:04.240 --> 04:54:07.980 Mmm, actually this ain't feeling so hot either, Mr. Krabs. 04:54:08.980 --> 04:54:12.160 It's also feeling like shit. Big waste of time. 04:54:12.660 --> 04:54:15.780 Centipede's on the way. Where do I fucking go? 04:54:27.640 --> 04:54:28.840 Oh god. 04:54:34.240 --> 04:54:53.860 I'm alive it's fucking fine 04:54:53.860 --> 04:55:04.860 It works. Any check pointers? 04:55:04.860 --> 04:55:22.860 Okay, well I don't have a lot of health now, so I really gotta not fuck up. 04:55:22.860 --> 04:55:23.860 Uh. 04:55:23.860 --> 04:55:24.660 Uh... 04:55:40.100 --> 04:55:40.600 Oof. 04:55:41.460 --> 04:55:42.260 God, I'm good. 04:55:53.860 --> 04:56:06.860 Okay, big healer. 04:56:06.860 --> 04:56:08.860 Uh... 04:56:08.860 --> 04:56:11.860 Okay, it's gonna keep going down. 04:56:11.860 --> 04:56:13.860 I wish there was a fucking checkpoint. 04:56:19.860 --> 04:56:20.860 Aw, fuck. 04:56:20.860 --> 04:56:22.860 No, no, no, no, no, no. 04:56:22.860 --> 04:56:27.860 I see nowhere to go with that. 04:56:27.860 --> 04:56:34.860 That's just a fucking hole. 04:56:42.860 --> 04:56:48.860 I think I have to do something with this. I just don't know what. 04:56:48.860 --> 04:56:54.940 trick shot and somehow shoot to that ledge but uh this is really ballsy with no way to like 04:57:04.780 --> 04:57:10.140 oh i'm good oh i'm fucking good okay 04:57:10.140 --> 04:57:10.640 Okay. 04:57:15.020 --> 04:57:15.520 Shit. 04:57:16.900 --> 04:57:17.400 Shit. 04:57:17.800 --> 04:57:19.560 Now I'm just fucked in a different direction. 04:57:21.060 --> 04:57:22.560 There's nothing to grab onto... 04:57:23.520 --> 04:57:24.260 anywhere. 04:57:24.880 --> 04:57:27.040 Okay, let me just check under me, okay? 04:57:27.340 --> 04:57:28.620 Down one level, sure. 04:57:32.440 --> 04:57:34.540 Okay, we're gonna have to go horizontal, I can't go... 04:57:35.500 --> 04:57:36.380 up or down here. 04:57:40.140 --> 04:57:54.700 I mean... 04:57:54.700 --> 04:58:00.700 I missed. 04:58:00.700 --> 04:58:07.700 Okay. 04:58:07.700 --> 04:58:18.700 This way. 04:58:18.700 --> 04:58:45.660 Okay, we're down. 04:58:45.660 --> 04:58:47.060 He's way up there. 04:58:47.060 --> 04:58:50.260 I mean clearly the guzuhull 04:58:52.060 --> 04:58:54.060 G I'm fucked 04:59:02.540 --> 04:59:04.540 I'm fucking crawling 04:59:17.060 --> 04:59:46.060 I want to sort some ashes please you breathe in the ancient ashes 04:59:46.060 --> 04:59:49.560 Snorting them deep into your veins. 04:59:49.560 --> 04:59:52.220 It coats your throat and lungs. 04:59:52.220 --> 04:59:56.060 You fight the urge to cough in your eyes water. 04:59:56.060 --> 05:00:00.060 The fuck. 05:00:00.060 --> 05:00:12.060 They warned you this place was filled with illusions. 05:00:12.060 --> 05:00:24.380 Tricks of the mind, intangible and ruinous, wow. 05:00:24.380 --> 05:00:28.380 They claimed all who come here, meet the face of regret. 05:00:28.380 --> 05:00:29.380 Wow. 05:00:29.380 --> 05:00:54.980 Oh my god, it's her. 05:00:54.980 --> 05:01:01.980 green, like the checkpoints. 05:01:01.980 --> 05:01:16.980 That was fun. 05:01:16.980 --> 05:01:26.020 That was fun. 05:01:26.020 --> 05:01:29.380 Continue. 05:01:29.380 --> 05:01:30.900 Nightmare mode unlocked. 05:01:30.900 --> 05:01:31.900 What? 05:01:31.900 --> 05:01:32.900 That's crazy. 05:01:32.900 --> 05:01:37.900 That's crazy. 05:01:37.900 --> 05:01:47.380 Our next tutorial over, dude. 05:01:47.380 --> 05:01:51.900 It is faster and smarter. 05:01:51.900 --> 05:01:55.900 Kills have been destroyed. 05:01:55.900 --> 05:01:57.900 So no checkpoints? 05:02:25.900 --> 05:02:50.900 I don't know what a speedrun looks like. 05:02:50.900 --> 05:02:57.900 All right, it is smarter and it is moving now. 05:03:20.900 --> 05:03:49.900 out she 05:03:49.900 --> 05:03:51.900 What is that thing? 05:04:00.900 --> 05:04:02.900 I missed. 05:04:09.900 --> 05:04:11.900 Okay. 05:04:11.900 --> 05:04:15.900 Alright, I'm back in the beginning. Let me just see a speedrun of this shit. 05:04:15.900 --> 05:04:17.900 What's it called again? 05:04:17.900 --> 05:04:37.100 idols of ash let's see it first KIN world record 158 let's see I don't know 05:04:37.100 --> 05:04:41.500 what drives someone to want to speed on this 05:04:41.500 --> 05:04:52.340 Damn, they've got that fucking movement tech, okay? 05:04:52.340 --> 05:04:54.340 What the fuck up? 05:05:22.340 --> 05:05:44.120 Wait, what? 05:05:44.120 --> 05:05:45.120 My game opened or something? 05:05:45.120 --> 05:05:47.520 I think that was my game. 05:05:47.520 --> 05:05:49.520 I just got eaten. 05:05:49.520 --> 05:05:51.520 Maybe? 05:05:51.520 --> 05:05:53.520 Oh 05:06:16.480 --> 05:06:18.480 Wow 05:06:21.520 --> 05:06:49.120 Is that a success? 05:06:49.120 --> 05:06:56.120 be failed successfully I don't know 05:07:02.360 --> 05:07:07.880 alright interesting 05:07:07.880 --> 05:07:11.400 all look here he act does he come up here 05:07:11.400 --> 05:07:18.400 to the fucking surface 05:07:19.120 --> 05:07:27.720 One HP by the way. 05:07:27.720 --> 05:07:43.000 I just want to see what he does when I hang on a rope right next to him. 05:07:43.000 --> 05:07:50.000 What does he do? 05:07:50.000 --> 05:07:54.000 Oh my god, he ungrapples your fucking rope. 05:07:54.000 --> 05:07:56.500 He ungrappled that shit. 05:07:56.500 --> 05:07:59.000 He cuts it. 05:07:59.000 --> 05:08:02.000 Alright. 05:08:02.000 --> 05:08:05.000 The floor above is the next game. 05:08:14.000 --> 05:08:17.000 This is a $13 game on Steam. 05:08:19.000 --> 05:08:20.000 All right. 05:08:21.000 --> 05:08:24.000 Doesn't have overwhelmingly positive reviews. 05:08:24.000 --> 05:08:26.000 Cringe. 05:08:32.000 --> 05:08:42.940 Looks like shit. There's three war levels and only $3. 05:08:42.940 --> 05:08:47.340 To the game, I was just playing. Cool. 05:08:47.340 --> 05:09:01.220 Any Warcraft 3 maps planned for today? Yes. Yes. A lot of Warcraft 3 queued up. 05:09:01.220 --> 05:09:20.660 for sure. Hell yeah. 05:09:20.660 --> 05:09:30.660 What the fuck is this? Someone linked the clip to me. 05:09:30.660 --> 05:09:32.900 What do you say you for? 05:09:32.900 --> 05:09:33.900 Can they hear me? 05:09:33.900 --> 05:09:34.900 Yes I hear you! 05:09:34.900 --> 05:09:35.900 Hello? 05:09:35.900 --> 05:09:36.900 Oh! 05:09:36.900 --> 05:09:37.900 Eww! 05:09:37.900 --> 05:09:38.900 Fuck that is funny! 05:09:38.900 --> 05:09:39.900 Eww! 05:09:39.900 --> 05:09:40.900 It's so good! 05:09:40.900 --> 05:09:41.900 Oh shit! 05:09:41.900 --> 05:09:42.900 Can they hear me? 05:09:42.900 --> 05:09:43.900 She said ugly people shouldn't beat me after. 05:09:43.900 --> 05:09:44.900 Oh shit! 05:09:44.900 --> 05:09:45.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:45.900 --> 05:09:46.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:46.900 --> 05:09:47.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:47.900 --> 05:09:48.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:48.900 --> 05:09:49.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:49.900 --> 05:09:50.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:50.900 --> 05:09:51.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:51.900 --> 05:09:52.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:52.900 --> 05:09:53.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:53.900 --> 05:09:54.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:54.900 --> 05:09:55.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:55.900 --> 05:09:56.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:56.900 --> 05:09:57.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:57.900 --> 05:09:58.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:58.900 --> 05:09:59.900 I'm sorry. 05:09:59.900 --> 05:10:06.900 Not wrong. 05:10:06.900 --> 05:10:19.480 Got everything that happens to E-Rub is so fucking funny. 05:10:19.480 --> 05:10:24.480 It's just like amplified. 05:10:24.480 --> 05:10:34.680 The floor above one of this is gonna be about like annoying roommates 05:10:41.160 --> 05:10:43.160 Another clip check it again 05:10:45.880 --> 05:10:48.200 I can't be this is moderator bro 05:10:48.200 --> 05:10:53.200 What are you talking about man? 05:10:53.200 --> 05:10:55.200 What are you talking about? 05:10:55.200 --> 05:10:58.200 You're protecting me. Are you kidding me? 05:10:58.200 --> 05:11:00.200 This guy's not real. 05:11:00.200 --> 05:11:02.200 I am fucking real. 05:11:02.200 --> 05:11:04.200 You did it. You did it. 05:11:04.200 --> 05:11:06.200 Boss, no job. 05:11:09.200 --> 05:11:11.200 Dude. 05:11:11.200 --> 05:11:14.200 What do you mean fucking cook? 05:11:14.200 --> 05:11:16.200 What are you going to say? I can't say nothing to that. 05:11:16.200 --> 05:11:29.760 that I lose no matter what there these discord matter moderator ah I can't 05:11:29.760 --> 05:11:37.560 do this is for moderator bro what discord moderator we is man that's 05:11:37.560 --> 05:11:41.600 actually a thing kids do they say that ah I thought I was just for typing not 05:11:41.600 --> 05:11:49.800 for saying out loud. What the hell? Alright. The floor above. Didn't he say bro? He said 05:11:49.800 --> 05:11:56.840 ah the next one like his dick. Stupid ah. But like I thought that's just what you type. 05:11:56.840 --> 05:12:05.120 You don't say that out loud. I don't know whatever. Do your thing kids. Fuck it. 05:12:05.120 --> 05:12:06.120 Mike? 05:12:07.120 --> 05:12:08.120 Are you here? 05:12:10.120 --> 05:12:11.120 Oh God. 05:12:11.120 --> 05:12:13.120 Then we still have a chance to escape. 05:12:14.120 --> 05:12:15.120 Okay. 05:12:15.120 --> 05:12:16.120 Listen carefully. 05:12:18.120 --> 05:12:19.120 Mike? 05:12:20.120 --> 05:12:21.120 Are they sitting? 05:12:22.120 --> 05:12:23.120 Are you what? 05:12:23.120 --> 05:12:24.120 Mike? 05:12:24.120 --> 05:12:25.120 What? 05:12:35.120 --> 05:12:37.120 Oh 05:12:52.560 --> 05:13:00.280 Hey, oh can you hear me? Do you remember who you are Mike? I can spin 05:13:00.280 --> 05:13:25.760 Oh, what is normal? 05:13:25.760 --> 05:13:27.760 shift to view the buttons. 05:13:45.760 --> 05:13:47.760 I see it green because like. 05:13:47.760 --> 05:13:52.460 That's a way too obvious. 05:13:52.460 --> 05:14:01.740 Let's make sure that Rome isn't trying to fool you. 05:14:01.740 --> 05:14:11.940 Look directly at where the TV used to be then close your eyes. 05:14:11.940 --> 05:14:12.940 How? 05:14:12.940 --> 05:14:19.940 Okay. 05:14:19.940 --> 05:14:31.100 Okay. 05:14:31.100 --> 05:14:32.100 When the press is ringing, okay. 05:14:32.100 --> 05:14:35.020 If you don't see any changes in the room, you saw the hallucination that disappeared 05:14:35.020 --> 05:14:38.700 and the luminous normal, okay. 05:14:38.700 --> 05:14:40.060 The room looks different than usual. 05:14:40.060 --> 05:14:42.740 You saw the hallucination that does not disappear. 05:14:42.740 --> 05:14:46.020 The room may play with your imagination, and not everything you see is dangerous. 05:14:46.020 --> 05:14:48.940 Close your eyes, check hallucinations, some will disappear, others will remain. 05:14:48.940 --> 05:14:51.900 Some anomalies may not disappear immediately. 05:14:51.900 --> 05:14:55.420 So after closing your eyes, you should wait a moment to make sure the anomaly is truly 05:14:55.420 --> 05:14:56.420 disappeared. 05:14:56.420 --> 05:15:02.300 To escape the room, you need to press the correct button nine times in a row. 05:15:02.300 --> 05:15:10.780 All right, it's literally an exit eight, but, well, I don't fucking remember anything 05:15:10.780 --> 05:15:12.780 I'm just getting here. 05:15:29.780 --> 05:15:33.780 Huh, I just don't know how subtle it's all going to be different. 05:15:33.780 --> 05:15:36.780 Or, I don't know, how subtle is everything going to be? 05:15:36.780 --> 05:15:39.780 Do I need to memorize every painting on the wall? 05:15:39.780 --> 05:15:44.780 Oh, that chair. Picture seems crazy. 05:16:09.780 --> 05:16:11.380 Is it gone? What was that? 05:16:32.340 --> 05:16:35.220 Is this an anomaly? Cause this motherfucker's just moving around. 05:16:39.780 --> 05:17:06.900 I got my mouse. 05:17:06.900 --> 05:17:07.900 Jump again? 05:17:07.900 --> 05:17:08.900 No? 05:17:08.900 --> 05:17:23.380 jump no jump no trying to make it jump again it jumps here here here 05:17:27.580 --> 05:17:30.560 all right well 05:17:31.660 --> 05:17:34.660 right button 05:17:38.900 --> 05:17:45.900 Seems like everything's fine in this room, but better double-check as long as you're... 05:17:45.900 --> 05:18:14.100 I mean, is that an anomaly? 05:18:14.100 --> 05:18:25.460 She's gone now, but this coat rack is still here. 05:18:25.460 --> 05:18:31.420 So like, I don't know if it's an anomaly or not. 05:18:31.420 --> 05:18:34.420 Red button. 05:18:34.420 --> 05:18:38.580 Okay, three. 05:18:38.580 --> 05:18:39.580 I think it was. 05:18:39.580 --> 05:18:46.580 we'll take that 05:19:09.580 --> 05:19:29.460 So, if I see- 05:19:29.460 --> 05:19:42.860 Okay, red button, I guess. 05:19:42.860 --> 05:19:49.540 Okay, five out of nine. 05:19:49.540 --> 05:19:54.540 So far, so good. 05:19:54.540 --> 05:20:18.540 This might be a green angle. 05:20:18.540 --> 05:20:29.780 those police sounds count 05:20:48.540 --> 05:21:01.260 I'm hitting green. 05:21:01.260 --> 05:21:08.660 Okay, that was right. 05:21:08.660 --> 05:21:12.860 Okay, that image is gone. 05:21:12.860 --> 05:21:14.740 Love that. 05:21:14.740 --> 05:21:21.740 Is it still green? 05:21:21.740 --> 05:21:35.140 Okay, we're still in the green unless I see Morty, the cat. 05:21:35.140 --> 05:21:37.140 I'm hitting green. 05:21:49.440 --> 05:21:51.440 I think it's a green angle. 05:21:56.940 --> 05:21:58.940 Okay, let's see if that says 7. 05:22:01.540 --> 05:22:03.540 Yup, they're good. 05:22:03.540 --> 05:22:11.860 This is going to be a red for sure. 05:22:11.860 --> 05:22:17.940 I mean there's a spider over there. 05:22:17.940 --> 05:22:46.940 Did I just hit the red and just call it a day? 05:22:46.940 --> 05:22:48.940 And like hides his eyes when I look at him. 05:22:56.940 --> 05:22:58.940 I mean, whatever, right? It's red. 05:22:58.940 --> 05:23:00.940 Like he's not going away. 05:23:00.940 --> 05:23:02.940 Yep, two or eight. Alright. 05:23:16.940 --> 05:23:41.180 I mean, it did disappear, so it might still be a green angle. 05:23:41.180 --> 05:23:43.180 I don't see any changes. 05:23:50.560 --> 05:23:52.560 Is it another green angle? 05:24:11.180 --> 05:24:29.020 yeah it is I missed it back to zero what was it I guess that thing counted as a 05:24:29.020 --> 05:24:35.060 monster like I said hit red it kind of disappeared I don't know 05:24:41.180 --> 05:24:48.180 Oh, he's wrong again. 05:24:48.180 --> 05:25:06.180 Interesting that her life or her scream is like queued up with my blink. 05:25:06.180 --> 05:25:17.700 So would that be an anomaly? 05:25:17.700 --> 05:25:20.660 Even though it ended up leaving in the end? 05:25:20.660 --> 05:25:22.940 No. 05:25:22.940 --> 05:25:27.780 There was no anomaly. 05:25:27.780 --> 05:25:29.580 So yeah that was not an anomaly. 05:25:29.580 --> 05:25:30.580 It's so weird, what? 05:25:46.580 --> 05:25:47.580 Is Cam covering the count? 05:25:47.580 --> 05:25:50.080 No, you see it on the wall above the door. 05:25:50.080 --> 05:25:51.080 Once again, I was wrong. 05:25:51.080 --> 05:25:54.080 I've been wrong five times in a row through pure RNG. 05:25:56.580 --> 05:25:57.580 Taking just quick guesses. 05:25:57.580 --> 05:25:58.580 It's impressive. 05:25:59.580 --> 05:26:04.580 fuck it green just guessing again 05:26:04.580 --> 05:26:10.900 okay nice 05:26:10.900 --> 05:26:17.900 it was a green angle 05:26:17.900 --> 05:26:30.900 They got my ass. 05:26:30.900 --> 05:26:32.900 Sounds more hunt you. 05:26:32.900 --> 05:26:33.900 Really? 05:26:33.900 --> 05:26:35.900 At least. 05:26:35.900 --> 05:26:37.900 Not physically. 05:26:37.900 --> 05:26:59.900 Okay, well it left, so that's not an anomaly. 05:26:59.900 --> 05:27:16.780 Anomaly or not? 05:27:16.780 --> 05:27:24.220 I don't know. 05:27:24.220 --> 05:27:25.220 No clue at this point. 05:27:25.220 --> 05:27:26.220 See, I don't either. 05:27:26.220 --> 05:27:27.740 It's given me different info. 05:27:27.740 --> 05:27:31.360 I'm going to say it is an anomaly. 05:27:31.360 --> 05:27:31.860 Let's see. 05:27:31.860 --> 05:27:35.820 If that says zero, I'm wrong. 05:27:35.820 --> 05:27:36.660 OK. 05:27:36.660 --> 05:27:37.780 It was an anomaly. 05:27:54.220 --> 05:27:54.940 I hear commotion. 05:27:57.740 --> 05:28:20.460 I see no cat. 05:28:20.460 --> 05:28:21.460 I see you. 05:28:32.460 --> 05:28:33.460 That's a red. 05:28:35.460 --> 05:28:36.460 Should be. 05:28:37.460 --> 05:28:38.460 Exit. 05:28:42.460 --> 05:28:43.460 Hi. 05:28:50.460 --> 05:28:57.460 Huh. 05:28:57.460 --> 05:29:04.460 You know. 05:29:04.460 --> 05:29:18.700 Huh. 05:29:18.700 --> 05:29:23.700 That was in fact an anomaly. 05:29:23.700 --> 05:29:41.100 Okay well that fixed itself so not an anomaly. 05:29:41.100 --> 05:29:45.260 Skippy can I help you? 05:29:45.260 --> 05:29:50.260 Oh, are you playing the scary game? 05:29:50.260 --> 05:29:55.260 Oh, you wanna play? 05:29:55.260 --> 05:29:57.260 Okay. 05:30:00.260 --> 05:30:02.260 Coda, come here. 05:30:02.260 --> 05:30:04.260 Coda, come here. 05:30:04.260 --> 05:30:07.260 Coda! 05:30:07.260 --> 05:30:09.260 Coda, come here. 05:30:09.260 --> 05:30:13.380 He doesn't listen. 05:30:13.380 --> 05:30:14.380 Oh! 05:30:14.380 --> 05:30:15.380 That's Skippy. 05:30:15.380 --> 05:30:18.380 Kota, come here. 05:30:18.380 --> 05:30:19.380 Okay. 05:30:19.380 --> 05:30:22.380 Oh, there he is. 05:30:22.380 --> 05:30:23.380 Get up here. 05:30:23.380 --> 05:30:24.380 Come here. 05:30:24.380 --> 05:30:25.380 Oh, hello, baby. 05:30:25.380 --> 05:30:26.460 Let me pay with your toes. 05:30:26.460 --> 05:30:28.940 He gets so mad if I touch his feet. 05:30:28.940 --> 05:30:31.980 He hates his feet being touched, but right now he's dealing with it because he wants 05:30:31.980 --> 05:30:32.980 to touch it. 05:30:32.980 --> 05:30:33.980 Oh. 05:30:33.980 --> 05:30:34.980 Hey, give me your toes. 05:30:34.980 --> 05:30:35.980 Give me your toes. 05:30:35.980 --> 05:30:36.980 Give me your toes. 05:30:36.980 --> 05:30:38.980 Give me your toes, catch it. 05:30:41.460 --> 05:30:43.460 You gotta let me touch your feet more. 05:30:45.140 --> 05:30:47.380 He hates his feet touched. Why? 05:30:48.580 --> 05:30:50.580 He hates it. 05:30:50.580 --> 05:30:52.580 Just touch his toes, he gets angry. 05:30:57.220 --> 05:30:59.220 Who likes it? 05:31:00.100 --> 05:31:02.100 I mean it's just... 05:31:02.100 --> 05:31:04.100 Is there supposed to be a light there? I think there is. 05:31:06.980 --> 05:31:08.980 I think this is a green angle. Hopefully I'm not wrong. 05:31:09.700 --> 05:31:11.540 Should be seeing seven. 05:31:14.500 --> 05:31:15.500 Nice. Thank you. 05:31:17.740 --> 05:31:19.340 I will guide you to the exit. 05:31:19.780 --> 05:31:20.300 Will you? 05:31:20.500 --> 05:31:26.660 I am doing this for the first time, but I believe we can make it. 05:31:32.460 --> 05:31:34.500 Okay. Well, those anomalies disappeared. 05:31:36.980 --> 05:31:50.820 I'm not seeing any I think it's a green 05:31:50.820 --> 05:31:51.820 Green. 05:31:51.820 --> 05:32:09.620 All right, whoop, yep, green. 05:32:09.620 --> 05:32:11.620 What is going on up here? 05:32:11.620 --> 05:32:12.620 Oh. 05:32:12.620 --> 05:32:14.620 We're on eight. 05:32:14.620 --> 05:32:28.800 Fact is zero. 05:32:28.800 --> 05:32:38.100 So that, by the way, was not an anomaly. 05:32:38.100 --> 05:32:43.460 I think, I genuinely think if it's not in the room, outside of the room, yep. 05:32:43.460 --> 05:32:45.460 You alright? 05:32:45.460 --> 05:32:47.460 That's my force! 05:32:55.460 --> 05:32:57.460 Okay. 05:33:13.460 --> 05:33:20.460 Okay, even though he's friendly, I still hit red. 05:33:32.060 --> 05:33:39.060 Well it did leave everything that I just blinked away. 05:33:39.060 --> 05:33:44.060 So, it's not an anomaly anymore. 05:33:49.060 --> 05:33:52.060 Interesting. 05:33:53.060 --> 05:33:56.060 So, no anomalies. 05:33:56.060 --> 05:33:59.060 I almost hit the wrong button. 05:34:03.060 --> 05:34:06.060 Nice, that was correct. 05:34:09.060 --> 05:34:34.060 That's fucked. 05:34:34.060 --> 05:34:40.460 I'm not seeing anything. 05:34:40.460 --> 05:35:00.460 The TV was being a little wonky. 05:35:00.460 --> 05:35:17.020 was inside the room that was not anomaly dude what the fuck he left so soon 05:35:17.020 --> 05:35:23.020 He didn't disappear, he left. I guess. Ugh. 05:35:33.020 --> 05:35:35.020 Can I say no anomalies here? 05:35:39.020 --> 05:35:40.020 That was wrong. 05:35:40.020 --> 05:35:47.020 the fuck up you're kidding me 05:35:47.020 --> 05:35:54.020 the 05:35:54.020 --> 05:36:05.020 the 05:36:35.020 --> 05:36:46.020 Okay. 05:36:46.020 --> 05:37:07.540 I don't think anything's happening. 05:37:16.020 --> 05:37:36.180 Okay. Nothing happened. Hit green. Red? What are you talking about? Red. What? The 05:37:36.180 --> 05:37:38.180 The Blue Moon Lightning. 05:37:38.180 --> 05:37:39.180 Where? 05:37:39.180 --> 05:37:41.180 Outside? 05:37:47.180 --> 05:37:50.180 Didn't we talk about it not being in the room so it doesn't matter? 05:37:57.180 --> 05:37:59.180 It just pissed me the fuck off. 05:38:06.180 --> 05:38:19.660 Okay. 05:38:19.660 --> 05:38:28.020 So we're still looking at a green though, cause he left, right? 05:38:28.020 --> 05:38:34.860 Oh my god, he's so dumb. 05:38:34.860 --> 05:38:35.860 Are you? 05:38:35.860 --> 05:38:36.360 and jet 05:38:38.360 --> 05:38:39.160 She left 05:38:49.460 --> 05:38:49.960 Alright 05:38:52.160 --> 05:38:54.460 It's not only your fault that you're here 05:38:55.360 --> 05:38:56.260 In a way 05:38:57.160 --> 05:38:57.860 It's mine 05:38:59.560 --> 05:39:00.060 Okay 05:39:05.860 --> 05:39:13.940 What? 05:39:13.940 --> 05:39:19.180 Another cat, aren't they? 05:39:19.180 --> 05:39:25.540 Morty's Biss, it's a free, uh, free win, essentially. 05:39:25.540 --> 05:39:28.540 Okay. 05:39:28.540 --> 05:39:35.540 Okay. 05:39:35.540 --> 05:39:58.740 He left, so it doesn't matter. 05:39:58.740 --> 05:40:17.540 Am I crazy, but that picture wasn't there. 05:40:17.540 --> 05:40:20.580 This bulletin board was empty. 05:40:20.580 --> 05:40:27.580 There's nothing supposed to be on it. 05:40:29.300 --> 05:40:31.020 Yeah. 05:40:31.020 --> 05:40:32.260 Five. 05:40:32.260 --> 05:40:35.020 Some of them are different. 05:40:35.020 --> 05:40:35.940 Really? 05:40:35.940 --> 05:40:38.740 I hope you'll figure out which... 05:40:38.740 --> 05:40:45.740 Okay. ...and do the right thing in time. 05:40:50.580 --> 05:41:00.780 I got baited I got baited I got baited she fucking came back are you kidding me 05:41:00.780 --> 05:41:08.940 I'm being this is actually crazy you need to blink longer 05:41:20.940 --> 05:41:24.820 Fuck it green doesn't matter mad zero 05:41:27.940 --> 05:41:29.940 Yep great that are right 05:41:30.780 --> 05:41:32.780 Are you scared? 05:41:32.780 --> 05:41:34.780 No. 05:41:34.780 --> 05:41:36.780 That's good. 05:41:36.780 --> 05:41:38.780 That means you're not one of them yet. 05:41:48.780 --> 05:41:50.780 Stupid. 05:41:54.780 --> 05:41:56.780 This is looking like a green angle so far. 05:41:56.780 --> 05:41:58.780 Everything's disappeared or left. 05:42:00.780 --> 05:42:07.780 There is like a radio or something on. 05:42:16.780 --> 05:42:20.780 Green. 05:42:20.780 --> 05:42:23.780 See if it says two. 05:42:23.780 --> 05:42:26.780 Yep. 05:42:30.780 --> 05:42:47.780 You stepped into a place where no one called you. 05:42:47.780 --> 05:42:53.480 Now, we'll devour you. 05:42:53.480 --> 05:42:56.480 Devour you? 05:42:56.480 --> 05:43:08.180 Yeah, this picture is different, right? I don't think that's the picture it's always been. 05:43:08.180 --> 05:43:19.880 I think it's a red angle. 05:43:19.880 --> 05:43:20.880 It was. 05:43:20.880 --> 05:43:24.880 Wait, that picture is still cooked. What? 05:43:27.880 --> 05:43:31.880 Did it just do the same back-to-back? Is it another red? 05:43:36.880 --> 05:43:39.880 Or does it just always look like that? 05:43:39.880 --> 05:43:53.220 No, it's different. It wasn't. It was a man earlier. I mean, I could have just got rolled 05:43:53.220 --> 05:44:02.980 the exact same anomaly back to back. I'm gonna hit red again and see what happens. 05:44:02.980 --> 05:44:07.600 I need to be at 4 or I'm wrong. 05:44:07.600 --> 05:44:08.600 Wow. 05:44:08.600 --> 05:44:10.680 Yeah, it's a dude. 05:44:10.680 --> 05:44:13.520 I rolled the anomaly back to back. 05:44:13.520 --> 05:44:14.520 That's crazy. 05:44:14.520 --> 05:44:31.680 I mean, this could be a green. 05:44:31.680 --> 05:44:46.240 I'm seeing no floating heads or any crazy bitches, no spiders. 05:44:46.240 --> 05:44:47.400 Nothing there. 05:44:47.400 --> 05:44:51.880 Little girl's face in the right way. 05:44:51.880 --> 05:44:56.360 It's fine. 05:44:56.360 --> 05:45:03.360 Fine. I already hit green, but he doesn't count. We're good. 05:45:26.360 --> 05:45:52.360 This thing baited me that one time. 05:45:52.360 --> 05:46:06.640 It's not moving, so I think it's cooked. 05:46:06.640 --> 05:46:10.400 Nice. 05:46:10.400 --> 05:46:17.520 Can't get rid of that. 05:46:17.520 --> 05:46:18.520 Seventh for you, dimwit. 05:46:18.520 --> 05:46:19.520 It's the sixth. 05:46:19.520 --> 05:46:26.520 seventh 05:46:40.420 --> 05:46:47.420 early on a not fuck this up but i'm not seeing anything that's pressing me out 05:46:49.520 --> 05:47:01.040 Huh paintings are the same chairs the same dolls good everything that I have 05:47:01.040 --> 05:47:17.960 seen so far has not happened I think it's a green the drawer is open 05:47:19.520 --> 05:47:36.520 Yeah, alright. Everything's good. Please say 8. Please say 8. Yes! Okay. Oh, Morty! 05:47:36.520 --> 05:47:38.520 Dang, free win. 05:47:43.520 --> 05:47:45.520 Wait, did I win? 05:47:46.520 --> 05:47:49.520 Oh shit, final, final floor I think. 05:47:57.520 --> 05:47:59.520 How much crap should I lose? 05:48:06.520 --> 05:48:34.520 Wait, I'm- I'm fuckin' moving? 05:48:34.520 --> 05:48:36.520 What the hell? 05:48:36.520 --> 05:48:38.520 Damn, they've got mirror physics! 05:48:38.520 --> 05:48:40.520 Hey! 05:48:51.520 --> 05:48:53.520 My face. 05:49:04.520 --> 05:49:30.520 It's not even plugged in. 05:49:30.520 --> 05:49:57.320 Oh God, it's... me. 05:49:57.320 --> 05:49:59.320 Episode one of four complete. 05:50:07.880 --> 05:50:08.600 GG's next. 05:50:11.080 --> 05:50:12.840 Brother High's Fah restaurant. 05:50:21.520 --> 05:50:22.600 Oh, this is a free to play game. 05:50:27.320 --> 05:50:55.860 Oh no, this game. Apparently everyone's already played all these shitty games I've played. 05:50:55.860 --> 05:50:59.460 play them five months later well yeah but I also find it interesting that 05:50:59.460 --> 05:51:03.700 everyone's a variety streamer now it seems like everyone queues all this 05:51:03.700 --> 05:51:06.060 shit 05:51:15.180 --> 05:51:18.740 this game contains some sensitive content and themes which may be 05:51:18.740 --> 05:51:22.340 disturbing or offensive to some players the storyline is inspired by real event 05:51:22.340 --> 05:51:23.740 I, I don't care. 05:51:26.240 --> 05:51:28.540 Get away from my soda slot, guys. I'm stealing my shit. 05:51:29.240 --> 05:51:29.740 It's true. 05:51:30.840 --> 05:51:32.440 Settings, full screen. 05:51:32.940 --> 05:51:33.840 Okay. 05:51:34.440 --> 05:51:35.340 Don't go full screen. 05:51:36.040 --> 05:51:36.440 Back. 05:51:46.440 --> 05:51:48.540 So in my volume mixer, I'm looking at the game. 05:51:48.540 --> 05:51:55.820 It is an indie Vietnamese horror game about running a pho restaurant. We just didn't want it like that's 05:51:56.700 --> 05:51:59.600 Why is it called that in my fucking volume mixer? I 05:52:06.620 --> 05:52:11.780 Really love eating pho more than my food. No, I love both when I grow up 05:52:11.780 --> 05:52:14.780 I'll open a pho restaurant so I can eat pho anytime I want 05:52:14.780 --> 05:52:20.220 Oh, and what about your promise to inherit your father's legacy that? 05:52:20.940 --> 05:52:23.500 Let if you do open a foot for a show, what will you do? 05:52:25.260 --> 05:52:27.100 Maybe I'll name it 05:52:27.100 --> 05:52:29.100 Do I get the decide? 05:53:14.780 --> 05:53:16.780 Then the other one... 05:53:16.780 --> 05:53:18.780 I don't know, I don't know 05:53:18.780 --> 05:53:20.780 I don't know 05:53:20.780 --> 05:53:22.780 I don't know 05:53:22.780 --> 05:53:24.780 I don't know 05:53:24.780 --> 05:53:26.780 I don't know 05:53:28.780 --> 05:53:30.780 I don't know 05:53:34.780 --> 05:53:36.780 Hell yeah! 05:53:44.780 --> 05:53:58.780 Okay. Today is my grand opening day. I should review my notebook one last time before starting 05:53:58.780 --> 05:54:10.500 work. All right. Smooth as butter. Actually, there's no settings tab. Cannot lower my mouse 05:54:10.500 --> 05:54:12.500 sensitivity. I will deal with it then. 05:54:18.660 --> 05:54:23.620 Main dishes, rare beef, pre-cooked beef, beef balls, rare beef balls. 05:54:24.260 --> 05:54:27.500 Fuh without onions, pilotless fuh. 05:54:27.980 --> 05:54:29.780 Side dishes, cold rice, something, oh. 05:54:32.780 --> 05:54:34.660 Cold rice and then a bowl first, place beef. 05:54:40.500 --> 05:55:01.300 Note, if you fall out of map, that's not a bug. 05:55:01.300 --> 05:55:03.620 That is Vietnamese thingy feature. 05:55:03.620 --> 05:55:21.700 escape to teleport back. How do I close this space? Okay. Oh, there's a 05:55:21.700 --> 05:55:25.900 FU restaurant here. Why didn't I know? It just opened today, sir. Oh, so I'm the 05:55:25.900 --> 05:55:30.820 first customer today. Yes, the very first customer of the stall. Then I'll have 05:55:30.820 --> 05:55:37.700 have one bowl of rare beef and three to tie. Yo, yo, I don't know if it is. Okay, let me 05:55:37.700 --> 05:55:39.220 check my journal here. 05:55:55.020 --> 05:55:57.980 Okay, rice noodles and bowl, then the beef. 05:56:03.180 --> 05:56:05.140 Okay, what does he want again? 05:56:07.700 --> 05:56:10.700 Rare beef, uh, okay, so I take... 05:56:18.700 --> 05:56:19.700 Bull. 05:56:20.700 --> 05:56:22.700 And then I take... 05:56:27.700 --> 05:56:28.700 Noodles. 05:56:33.700 --> 05:56:35.700 Doesn't he take rare beef? 05:56:37.700 --> 05:56:41.700 Where beef fought in three at a time? 05:56:41.700 --> 05:56:45.700 I guess it's beef? 05:56:45.700 --> 05:56:49.700 And then 05:56:49.700 --> 05:56:53.700 plus 05:56:53.700 --> 05:56:57.700 three 05:56:57.700 --> 05:57:01.700 yo-tie. What is a yo-tie? 05:57:01.700 --> 05:57:22.620 Oh, one. 05:57:22.620 --> 05:57:24.620 I think that's it. 05:57:36.060 --> 05:57:38.060 Huh? 05:57:52.620 --> 05:58:21.420 I lost I got to keep Mr. Gold how'd he get off his 05:58:21.420 --> 05:58:23.420 How do you do that? 05:58:31.420 --> 05:58:33.420 Alright, well, let's get the bowl. 05:58:35.420 --> 05:58:36.420 Bang. 05:58:38.420 --> 05:58:39.420 Noodles. 05:58:39.420 --> 05:58:40.420 Beef. 05:58:40.420 --> 05:58:41.420 That shit. 05:58:41.420 --> 05:58:42.420 Wrath. 05:58:51.420 --> 05:58:53.980 Dog? 05:58:53.980 --> 05:58:58.140 Stay. 05:58:58.140 --> 05:59:11.840 One bowl of well done beef with lots of onions. 05:59:11.840 --> 05:59:16.220 No rice. 05:59:16.220 --> 05:59:27.020 got it precooked beef uh wait he says lots of onions but i think i just give him the 05:59:27.020 --> 05:59:31.460 same fucking amount right? 05:59:31.460 --> 05:59:59.660 pre-cooked onions, broth, how are you gonna pay the fire is delicious thank you 05:59:59.660 --> 06:00:01.660 Thank you sir, this is the only photo I shot in this village. 06:00:01.660 --> 06:00:04.660 Let's give you a look at my morning jogging routine, I'll come here often. 06:00:04.660 --> 06:00:05.660 Great. 06:00:13.660 --> 06:00:14.660 Can I help you? 06:00:26.660 --> 06:00:28.660 Do I have to like, split his money? 06:00:28.660 --> 06:00:30.660 Where the fuck you? Oh 06:00:42.260 --> 06:00:45.720 Okay, I got it nods 06:00:49.860 --> 06:00:54.700 I paid so his change should be 35 K right 06:00:58.660 --> 06:01:00.660 Dog? Dog, hey! 06:01:03.660 --> 06:01:05.660 How damn! 06:01:11.660 --> 06:01:13.660 Wanna grab a drink? 06:01:28.660 --> 06:01:44.360 Congratulations on the opening of your restaurant. I've come to grab a bowl. Thank you village chief. Please come in 06:01:45.780 --> 06:01:49.040 Before I wanted you to feel like I could only call a shipper walk outside the village 06:01:49.040 --> 06:01:52.760 It's great to have a pleasure in here now. I have a bowl of rare beef and five you ties 06:01:53.740 --> 06:01:55.740 Okay 06:01:55.780 --> 06:01:57.780 So bowl 06:01:57.780 --> 06:01:59.780 Noodles. 06:02:08.780 --> 06:02:11.780 How many fucking yo-dime? Five? 06:02:13.780 --> 06:02:15.780 Fatty? 06:02:21.780 --> 06:02:24.780 Dog? Stay. 06:02:24.780 --> 06:02:28.500 Are those just hot dogs? 06:02:28.500 --> 06:02:39.100 I don't know what they are. 06:02:39.100 --> 06:02:41.180 One rare beef, cold rice. 06:02:41.180 --> 06:02:42.180 Alright. 06:02:42.180 --> 06:02:51.180 How does the cold rice go in? 06:02:51.180 --> 06:03:06.380 I guess, I think rice is served separately. 06:03:06.380 --> 06:03:13.700 Okay, rare beef balls. 06:03:13.700 --> 06:03:39.700 So, bang, bang, cold rice, what's it missing? 06:04:09.700 --> 06:04:19.700 I've got his spa how do I remake the ball I don't know how to do it 06:04:27.700 --> 06:04:39.620 okay so we add the noodles rare beef balls I mean beef balls I don't think 06:04:39.620 --> 06:04:44.580 add rare beef there is no rare beef is pre-cooked there's beef it's all rare so 06:04:44.580 --> 06:04:52.140 beef balls noodles and then I add the green onion and whatever and then I add 06:04:52.140 --> 06:04:55.220 the fucking broth 06:05:02.220 --> 06:05:04.900 what 06:05:09.620 --> 06:05:31.100 is it bugged I can't add any shit here it's actually fucked up no you just suck dude I 06:05:31.100 --> 06:05:32.600 I don't think so. 06:05:32.600 --> 06:05:34.600 Buh. 06:05:34.600 --> 06:05:37.100 Beef balls. 06:05:37.100 --> 06:05:39.100 Onions and shit. 06:05:39.100 --> 06:05:41.100 Roth. The broth doesn't get at it. 06:05:45.100 --> 06:05:47.100 Yeah, it's cooked. 06:06:01.100 --> 06:06:07.780 Only pre-cooked beef is cooked. Well then how the fuck do I cook? I haven't had to cook it this whole time 06:06:08.300 --> 06:06:10.660 It gets cooked in the fucking broth 06:06:11.940 --> 06:06:13.940 That's why the meat is cut so thin 06:06:31.100 --> 06:06:38.100 Pre-could-be if I'm just gonna try and see what happens, then work. 06:07:01.100 --> 06:07:07.780 it's broken it's just fucking broken I don't say 06:07:19.020 --> 06:07:30.820 okay throwing that there bowl fa he falls dang the broth works now and then 06:07:30.820 --> 06:07:46.020 fish you want cold rice that's it how do I deliver this to him why can't I 06:07:46.020 --> 06:07:57.660 deliver this forgot the beef you fucking idiot no it's beef balls 06:08:00.820 --> 06:08:12.820 Bull! Plus fuck it, I do beef and balls. Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm the idiot. 06:08:12.820 --> 06:08:27.820 What I literally called beef balls. So rare beef balls. Not rare beef and beef balls. Whatever. 06:08:27.820 --> 06:08:34.680 Rice this works. I'm gonna be so mad. I hate the game the game is wrong game is wrong not me 06:08:35.780 --> 06:08:38.340 Think you're fucking food dog 06:08:46.940 --> 06:08:50.580 God damn it dog stop it stay 06:08:50.580 --> 06:08:51.420 Hey. 06:08:56.820 --> 06:08:58.060 Why are there no other pho restaurants? 06:08:58.060 --> 06:08:58.900 Isn't that a good thing? 06:08:58.900 --> 06:09:00.120 Now the whole village will come to your restaurant. 06:09:00.120 --> 06:09:02.560 Also, hmm, actually you're not the first person. 06:09:02.560 --> 06:09:03.700 What do you mean? 06:09:03.700 --> 06:09:06.060 I mean, there was a pho restaurant here before. 06:09:07.620 --> 06:09:09.580 I'm old, my mind doesn't remember anything anymore, 06:09:09.580 --> 06:09:11.480 but I'm sure you don't need to worry about it. 06:09:11.480 --> 06:09:12.620 Oh, that's right. 06:09:12.620 --> 06:09:14.420 All right, I was just asking for fun. 06:09:14.420 --> 06:09:15.260 Is that so? 06:09:15.260 --> 06:09:16.100 Well, I'm leaving now. 06:09:16.100 --> 06:09:16.940 I'll come again another time. 06:09:16.940 --> 06:09:17.780 Okay, bye. 06:09:17.780 --> 06:09:18.620 Hey, me. 06:09:18.620 --> 06:09:19.460 50K. 06:09:20.580 --> 06:09:33.760 30k change dog I can't I access the dog there we go place 06:09:41.760 --> 06:09:46.840 Jesus fuck this guy paid a lot what that's 78,000 in change 06:09:50.580 --> 06:10:20.500 You know, he paid 22, yeah. 06:10:20.500 --> 06:10:21.340 Okay. 06:10:24.500 --> 06:10:25.940 This dog is ridiculous. 06:10:38.820 --> 06:10:39.780 Oh, I like one rare beef, 06:10:39.780 --> 06:10:42.780 plus some cold rice and five of your two twos. 06:10:42.780 --> 06:10:43.620 Okay. 06:10:45.500 --> 06:10:46.340 Simple. 06:10:47.540 --> 06:10:48.660 Rare beef. 06:10:50.500 --> 06:10:53.500 Wait, noodles first, right? 06:10:53.500 --> 06:11:00.500 Bang, bang, bang, bang. 06:11:00.500 --> 06:11:09.500 And a cold rice and a half towel. 06:11:09.500 --> 06:11:19.500 Is that not it? 06:11:19.500 --> 06:11:25.820 He wanted five doesn't say that but 06:11:29.380 --> 06:11:31.380 Okay 06:11:49.500 --> 06:11:56.500 All right, what do you want? Precooked beef, uh, easy. 06:12:19.500 --> 06:12:29.020 Can I ask you something? I heard the village chief say there used to be a 06:12:29.020 --> 06:12:32.500 flood restaurant in the village right? That's right if I'm not mistaken that 06:12:32.500 --> 06:12:37.500 restaurant used to be right here. What a coincidence! Could you tell me more about 06:12:37.500 --> 06:12:41.540 that? It was a long time ago about 10 years I think so no one remembers or 06:12:41.540 --> 06:12:47.260 mentions it anymore. The former owner says or was just like you he came to the 06:12:47.260 --> 06:12:51.340 The village opened a restaurant, business was booming, then suddenly one day, the restaurant 06:12:51.340 --> 06:12:55.100 hung a closed sign and the owner vanished without a notice. 06:12:55.100 --> 06:12:59.900 No one in the village knows why, and since then, no new Fudd restaurant has ever appeared. 06:12:59.900 --> 06:13:02.860 Yep, and the village isn't that big with a few shops. 06:13:02.860 --> 06:13:08.620 And after the incident with the old Fudd restaurant, a lot of strange rumors appeared. 06:13:08.620 --> 06:13:09.620 What rumors? 06:13:09.620 --> 06:13:12.580 Some people in the village rumored that this place is haunted, and anyone who does business 06:13:12.580 --> 06:13:16.460 here will face misfortune, and the owner of the Fudd restaurant from back then was 06:13:16.460 --> 06:13:21.860 curse and died without a trace. Ha, I think those things are nonsense if we are on a 06:13:21.860 --> 06:13:25.620 spout business. There's nothing to worry about. Anyway, I'm heading home now. Bye. 06:13:25.620 --> 06:13:29.420 Okay, great. Love that. 06:13:29.420 --> 06:13:35.260 I think I'm done. 06:13:35.260 --> 06:13:59.340 I think that's a pretty solid first. 06:13:59.340 --> 06:14:18.320 Sir smoking isn't allowed in my shop so what you think this dump has rules please 06:14:18.320 --> 06:14:23.900 put out your cigarette or smoke outside put out my ass you want me to smash your 06:14:23.900 --> 06:14:29.620 face in don't get smart with me what would you like to eat sir eat your crap 06:14:29.620 --> 06:14:33.220 I don't want your shitty noodles I'm here to tell you this you owe me a tax 06:14:33.220 --> 06:14:38.700 got it everyone in this village who wants to do business peacefully must pay 06:14:38.700 --> 06:14:43.460 tribute to me I don't like having my patience tested but since you're new 06:14:43.460 --> 06:14:47.580 here I'll give you some time to prepare remember that kid if you don't comply 06:14:47.580 --> 06:14:51.460 deal with the consequences I don't want to breathe this filthy dumps air for 06:14:51.460 --> 06:15:09.500 another second. Interesting. Solid first day, though. Not bad. Oh, we're still on day one. 06:15:09.500 --> 06:15:15.900 Aside from that psychos afternoon, the first day went pretty well. That's what I said. 06:15:15.900 --> 06:15:19.020 Managed to observe quite a few people in the village. Hope you want to work on them tomorrow. 06:15:19.020 --> 06:15:34.060 to clean up okay what all goes into cleaning up so why is there a picture of someone's 06:15:34.060 --> 06:15:41.060 Who knows what this says? 06:15:41.060 --> 06:15:46.060 Oh, trash. 06:15:46.060 --> 06:15:52.060 But where does this go? 06:15:52.060 --> 06:15:59.060 Yeah, that's an invisible wall, so not that way. 06:15:59.060 --> 06:16:00.060 Aha! 06:16:00.060 --> 06:16:01.060 What? 06:16:01.060 --> 06:16:03.180 What were they doing? 06:16:03.180 --> 06:16:26.860 Close up and get ready to rest. 06:16:26.860 --> 06:16:29.860 Okay, I guess that's all the cleaning there is, so... 06:16:36.860 --> 06:16:41.860 Oh! Hey, you little punk! The shop's closed already, sir. 06:16:41.860 --> 06:16:46.860 I told you, I didn't come here to eat noodles. You've had plenty of time to think, now give me your answer. 06:16:46.860 --> 06:16:49.860 Hand over the money, or die. 06:16:49.860 --> 06:16:56.860 Refuse. Okay, I'll give you the money, but first I'll have to tell your boss, Mr. Geo. 06:16:56.860 --> 06:17:01.860 Who? Geo Fett? Oh, I just owned him hard. 06:17:13.860 --> 06:17:14.860 That was pretty sick. 06:17:19.860 --> 06:17:26.860 Okay. 06:17:49.860 --> 06:17:57.860 Today morning, the city of Hanoi has caused a serious fire in a store, causing a real disaster. 06:17:57.860 --> 06:17:59.860 The fire was set up by the authorities. 06:17:59.860 --> 06:18:04.860 The officials said that the fire was on fire for a long time. 06:18:04.860 --> 06:18:09.860 The authorities said that the fire prevention police and rescue teams were at the scene 06:18:09.860 --> 06:18:12.860 in collaboration with the authorities and the firemen. 06:18:12.860 --> 06:18:14.860 The fire was almost extinguished by the morning. 06:18:14.860 --> 06:18:18.860 The source of the fire was set up because of the gas. 06:18:18.860 --> 06:18:20.860 The fuck. 06:18:22.860 --> 06:18:27.860 Rules and consequences. Well, that's it. GG's. Alright, I will be on tomorrow. 06:18:28.860 --> 06:18:33.860 Tomorrow might be path. Is that a Dark and Darker or Warcraft 3? I don't know. 06:18:34.860 --> 06:18:39.860 But GG's everyone. G fucking G's. So until then, peace out.