you
You know, oh shit fix this hang on I just realized about shit it's fucked up yo
Hopefully I didn't fuck my camera too hard. Hang on, I think that's fine.
Ugh, my face is so sticky right now. I put like, face wash and shit on it. It's just
sticky. I'm about to go wash it off. I don't know what the fuck this is. Like my eyes whenever
I close them, they're like sticking together the eyelids. Oh, I hate that. Yeah, I'm gonna
wash this off. This feels weird.
You
Beach mouse beach beach mouse
Mouse, mouse, beech, beech, mouse, mouse, beech, beech, mouse, beech, mouse, beech,
mouse.
During my intro?
Who was that?
It's the same motherfucker that always don't eat speechmouth.
This oscillid diente guy.
That's the rules.
Dude, I just went live.
I've been live nine minutes.
I've been talking for 30 seconds and I, he made sure to not miss the moment that I went
to go watch my face for a second.
morning you freak. Is that a hammer? Hammer. Can't be grateful. I'm so grateful.
Hmm so POE 2 is not today. Sorry everyone. I'm waiting on Biki to catch up.
And we didn't get to play last night. So she's probably logging in right now and
she's probably trying to get caught up. So I'm waiting till then.
Uh, do solo, I am, but I also want to stay like in the same pace where she is because
we might play together later, we'll see, uh, but I could play something else.
And that something else could be Warcraft 3.
Didn't you say in another stream that she won't play PoE?
I don't know if she, what she is.
Why not Warcraft 1?
Ew, gross.
Or Okan Tower, but I don't, have there been big updates to Okan Tower?
big worth checking out updates. Oh my god my face is still sticky. Death's training
Wukong. I'm not into that. I'm good.
Backpack battles. I'm actually down to backpack battles. Seems a little more
competitive and like more build variety rather than this is the best build by the way.
But then again it was fun to go against viewers and now it's a I got 99 wins in endless
Okan towers with what build?
Was just that curse shield bullshit.
Oh, 99 is a limit. I didn't know there was a limit. I thought you just keep going until
you essentially have the most wins in endless mode. You're number one. Interesting. At least
play good Warcraft 3 customs. Well, I'm gonna need SMG to send some. Need Warcraft 3 custom
games. He did say there was a lot that I should check out. There's like a Wrath of the Lich
King. I don't know what that. I'm scrolling up trying to find the last message that, here
Here we go.
Poker Strike, Pig Farm Survival, Soul Wars, Test of Balance, Tower Survivors, Fort Gladiators
and Kodotag.
Also sent me something called Dalaran Siege.
They're typing.
They're here.
Cool.
So they're going to send me whatever.
Test of Balance is pretty cool.
Direct Strike is good.
Play them.
Yeah, I'm down to play again.
play normals no no I don't think so I'm not playing the bait I don't like the
base game he said Dalaran siege will keep you busy for a while anything okay
Dalaran siege then
look at my folders
Warcraft 3... maps... the shit.
Okay, Dalaran Siege got it.
Alright, I don't know what the fuck is Dalaran Siege?
Your new war chief needs you.
For what?
We time out.
Valorant Siege 1.17
Huh, alright. Did you ever play Legion TD? I don't like it.
Gaming. Pre-8.
Okay, we're not gaming. We're... idiots. 1-3-3-7.
Okay, please play Diablo 2, pass.
That filled up instantly.
Alright, here we go.
Do it up.
You ever think about trying to climb the Warcraft 3 ladder?
No, I have not.
Base RTS games are too stressful for me. I don't really have fun.
Please... please say this is a hero select.
Oh, it fucking is.
Ooh, what are these graphics by the way? Guys, I might need to remake.
I think I gotta remake, sorry. I don't even know if I'm on grid keybindings.
Let me get everything set up. I don't know. Well, I think my PC's fucked since I haven't played Warcraft 3 on this.
Gameplay, am I on grid?
It's gonna be under input. I am on grid.
Okay, now how do I change the graphics?
Reforged?
Wait, everything's off?
Oh no, it's not.
There we go.
Safe.
So now I'm good, right?
Surely.
I remember the WoW Warcraft 3 map you used to play.
The World of Warcraft 4?
You talking about that TBC one?
I don't know.
I didn't stop playing it.
Okay, I made another map, by bad.
Plans on BG1 or BG2.
None.
No interest.
Any plans at all? No. No plans. Here we go. This looks a little more... my speed.
Let's see... Ranger, Assassin, Healer, Spell Damage. Maybe I play Priest? Oh, Druid. Healer,
Spell damage dealer tank melee damage dealer I mean I feel like I'd like Ranger
more but what is everyone else selecting can I see
Tarn Sheafton
Death Knight is this one of what Blade Master
See which shaman someone's gonna have to heal I already fucking know it
Oh, someone chose Priest. Okay, maybe not.
I clicked Ranger.
Okay.
Increase attacking and casting range by 10 per level, agility by 1 per level.
Increases damage and attacks speed by 1% per level.
What the fuck?
Ranger a build? What the fuck? It multi-shot?
Arcane shower? Dude, what? I guess agility by one per level. I guess it's
that's actually worthless considering I only have one agility. I thought it would
like be a perma ramp up thing okay well this all cost hundred gold can I zoom
out I can kill maim 450 gold recipe oh okay they're all recipes so I need to
like
shit where the where do the mobs come from like where do we defend from
God, there's tomes over here, there's a target dummy, there's a mall of strength, so I almost
require another recipe.
Garlets of ogre strength, three claws of attack.
Which claws of attack?
Hang on.
Claws of Attack plus three so you need three of those and then vitality okay
interesting all right well I'm gonna have to find out what exactly I want to
spend my money on don't you want agility items not strength yes but I was just
kind of understanding all stats this is probably don't want eagle eye so
spider ring crown of kings and a claws of attack eight
there's a clock crown of kings here we go
it's expensive
but we have a paladin we've got a priest melee DPS I guess Tar and Chieftains
or tank. Maybe it doesn't even matter. Here we go. Do we push up? Attacks and abilities
have a chance to deal multiple times normal damage. Okay, so 20% chance to crit. Sure.
I actually don't do damage.
I guess I can press these buttons, huh?
What a multi-shotting right now.
Really?
So like I have a whole spellbook that I open and I leave this open like this.
See like I have all these passives here, but then I open the spellbook and now these are
the buttons I actually press.
Weird.
Okay, so allows to attack multiple targets or with reduced damage dealt.
This makes me target 3 people, but I do 40% less, so it's a 20% damage increase overall.
That costs mana.
Interesting.
DPS, I'm doing 11.
to be fair I am chipping way armor though
okay 13
okay but how do we actually do this
this feels like we're just not winning right
Ooh, ooh, big level up.
If you say what you're wanting to take per level, attack range.
I don't think I care about range, right?
What do I care about agi- what do y'all think?
Agility by one per level, so plus one agility or one damage and one percent attack speed.
It's got to be attack speed and damage, right?
because it doesn't even look like agility is increasing my damage otherwise I'd
see a plus one next to my damn right
I'll take a soul now I see a plus one we love that does agility already give you
attack speed in this game I don't know I don't know this is clearly a very very
edited version of Warcraft 3, where things are playing out very differently.
The fact that all my spells are in, like, its own category,
and not just like, you know, up here. It's a spell within a spell. That's already kind of nuts to me.
Oh, purple. Purple almost died.
Okay, 500 gold? I should go buy stuff? I don't know what. Uh, my goal is to buy that one
this bullshit. I need a Crown of Kings spider ring. Slippers of Agility, Claws of Attack
Slippers of Agility, Claws of Attack 3.
I need this.
I need a Claws of Attack 3, 375. Okay, let's remember that.
Okay, we're level 3 now.
I'll take more damage and more attack speed, sure.
This seems impossible. Are we doing something wrong?
Ooh, I got damage bonus, true shot aura.
Wait, if I have true shot aura, do I even need this bow?
I don't think I even need that, because I already have true shot aura.
didn't take the fountain it will say if it stacks
where it says on the ability on the ability increased
Dear my friendly rangers stacks. Oh my god. It says stacks with eagle eye. Okay. You're right. We're good
Let me go buy a claws of attack now
Ow, I just got damn near one tap the fuck was that the sorcerer just one shot me almost
I'm just blasting the sork pure single target here who big heels love that
so there's many bosses we lost our left tower we're about we just lost we lost both towers
Okay, so spider ring I need gloves of haste now those cost
300 gold
Guys get some aoe
Maybe I go up to the high ground and I start blasting these range guys.
Ooh, but I'm owning.
How do we get more mana? Good quest, no idea.
Oh, and I can go buy a gloves and then I can almost get my spider ring
Okay, and then the recipe for spider ring is 350
Maybe I don't buy that yet though.
I still need Crown of Kings and Claws of Attack 8, 1,200 gold, save up for that.
In less, 5 damage.
Now Spider Ring is worth it, we buy that.
get stronger when you combine them.
What is this?
Searing arrows adds bonus damage to attacks equal to 40% of your agility.
interesting so if I rack up agility with agility you get more crit too do I oh
my god you're right chance to avoid an attack increased by agility oh maybe
not actually dodging or agility get does give me dodge but I don't see my crit
going up with agility. Does it say if Seriero's adds base damage, base on agility or total agility?
Oh, hold on, it's on. Wait, can I AoE Seriero?
I actually can AoE Seriero, I think.
We're so fucked. I don't know what's going on, but I don't see us winning this.
This guy's healing.
Let me go up here and just blast this sork.
I'm just trying to single target him down.
Two of our teammates just died.
Jesus fuck.
I'm actually, I'm fucking dead!
Kind of back.
Wait, I should buy the spider ring.
Maybe this'll...
Give me the strength I need.
It looks like I'm hitting for 15-15 and then 25 because the Searing Arrows still gives
a flat plus 11 to one of my Arrows, which is pretty nice.
Yeah, we lost, GG.
This is hard!
I kinda like that, you know?
I like that there's like a tank healer expectation, and it's fucking tough!
That's awesome!
That's fucking awesome!
Let's try that again, now we kinda know!
Uh, Pee Pee Poo Poo.
Uh, Go Healer. I think I'm gonna go Healer. Yeah, actually.
I'm gonna go Druid. Who would it guess?
Dix1337. Solid game name. Walk it in.
Gamers only.
Dream Miss, I know you want in.
Go ahead, Dream.
Okay, it's not dream. Okay dream keep trying. Keep trying dream
Okay SMG sorry free man
God a garroth those was fun. Hey, sorry
There he is all right scope
SMG is cheating
Lasamjee gets to show the ropes
Do you know the difference between banning and kicking banning them from this lobby is good
It means they can't try and rejoin and when I make another custom map. They're no longer banned
That's a different custom map
All right, I went druid
Interesting. So night elf form, if any healing spell heals a unit, it has a chance to restore an additional 50% of my intelligence plus 5% of missing health.
Okay. Spirit increase healing by 3, increase intelligence, increase maximum mana, increase strength, and maximum health.
Okay, so I have druid form and I have bear form.
Uh, we have a priest.
We have a warlock.
I think I need to heal.
We generally need two tanks and two healers.
Or two healers if we have one tank.
I can heal.
Okay, so let's go back in cast reform and let's just get increased healing by three,
I think.
Now, item-wise, let me see what I want to start working towards.
All stats, I do want intelligence.
About 16 agility, ooh, that would have been crazy for my, uh, Hunter.
Okay, that's summoning.
Sora seems really good. Archmage staff.
Well, here we go. Increase healing generated through spells and abilities, and items by 40% except regenerations. What does regenerations mean?
Like, heal over time stuff?
Tangling roots, I've got rejuve.
Pots.
I mean real so this wouldn't buff rejuve
okay so not regen from strength okay so I
want separate purification so I need
an ancient figurine pair of health and
a sobie mask really it's that cheap
Half of health, of health.
Oh, here it is, 1200, okay, 1200.
And an ancient figurine.
Here we go, H-figure, Mantle of Intelligence, Sobe Mask, Pen of Energy.
Okay, work on this first, Mantle of Int, Pendant of Energy, I want a Sobe Mask.
of int. Where's Mantle of Intel? There it is. Okay. Alright y'all, I'm healing. Good
luck. I'll do my utmost. SMG went marksman. We have a paladin. Fountain of blood. We didn't
killed this last time by the way. Is this fucking like healing them? Oh and now it's
ours! Shut the fuck up! And it's a vendor? Duke! Duke! What were we doing? Shut the fuck up!
Alright, let's see how much healing this Rejuve does.
Oh my god, it's fucking filthy.
Okay, it restores 1200% intelligence over time to friendly targets, starting with 120
weapons intelligence per tick, reduced by 8% per consecutive tick.
Okay, so it heals 242 over 12 seconds.
Wait, I can like top people off entirely.
Guys, if you get kinda low, don't worry.
It's because I heal for 200 and fucking 42.
With one fucking cast.
Okay, someone else is healing too, it seems.
Bless you.
God bless me.
Get it right, heathen.
Okay, I'm about to level up.
One intelligence per level or maximum. Honestly, I'm about to go more healing.
Oh!
More healing. So now, 291. Wait.
Should I try roots?
Damn, it actually AoE roots too.
Maybe I should be getting intelligence so I can like be a little more versatile here.
Look at this.
That's a lot of damage.
I definitely need mana regen.
I gotta go buy a Sobi mask.
Which, maybe I can buy it here?
No.
Buy mantle of intelligence I do need that
Sure
Any mana pots
Okay, mana potted
Yellow you're struggling here. Oh my god, we're all struggling here
damn do we have any aoe
god damn
Oh my god, I just realized I have the fucking frames right here.
I can see everyone's health.
Oh, fuck, that's so much better to heal in.
Purple?
Excellent. Big level up. Let's get... intelligence.
All right, so be mask 325 no one
Name of the map it's called Dalaran siege
Okay purple
when do the tank buys by whatever the fuck you want her oh I got cyclone oh
hold on oh please I haunted you motherfucker don't die on me
so then we did okay so I can see see someone I'm CCing the boss get him the
the fuck out of here let's get some ads down
now i'm gonna keep cc the boss we don't need to put up with him yet
kill the ads
and now maybe we kill boss
Let's hot this guy up. Hot that guy up. Hot this guy up. Let's go buy a Sobi mask.
Bang, big man in a region.
I now heal 364. That is more than half my HP.
Okay big push coming in uh-oh. I should have bought more mana pots they're going straight
towards our tower. Okay we lost someone. It seems difficult. We need AoE. Like this is
a mage angle, right? Okay, hot it up dream. Oh, let me heal up our priest. I'm tapped,
by the way. Are we fucking dead again?
Uther's Pryo? Yeah, let me heal Uther. But I don't... he still dies. Yikes.
Wow. Okay, that's a wipe.
All my friends are dead.
PP, please play well.
One tank to heal, rest EPS.
I mean we definitely need to meet damage checks, like that is a thing.
Damn.
I'll let Garethers play, sorry.
Okay, we try again.
Tough map.
Apparently it's three hours.
All right, I will fill y'all play whatever you want. I don't mind tanking. I don't mind healing. I
Don't mind. I don't care what I play
So you guys pick whatever the fuck you want have fun
Just don't get too many tanks and don't get too many healers. That's the only thing
Get AOE. Yeah, someone do it. I'll do it, but I'll wait and I'll make sure we don't over stack other stuff.
So today's druid day, it might be. We'll see.
Alright, six players.
I'm looking at what y'all pick here.
Okay, SMG, we got a Taran chieftain, I guess.
Are those both tanks?
Sylvanas is good damage.
single target. I don't know about AoE. Okay, melee DPS, SMG. Got it. What does Monk do?
See which is probably good AoE. Okay, it's looking like I am healing here. Which is fine.
I kind of wanted to lock in Druid and see what happens.
I can re-pick up comp as bad. I think it's fine.
I don't know what monk does.
Monk seems like a tank, seems like it, but I have AOE.
Bitch.
Okay.
Well, let's hope we get some.
How do we start?
Oh, I think you pulled that lever.
Go ahead.
All right, W key to building here
I think I buy mana pots just right away.
Maybe I save up for a Sobi Mask actually.
I need what, 350 I think?
Can I see?
325.
The 200 gold item isn't bad for your main stat.
Sells 150.
The cloak?
Oh, this one.
It sells for 150, huh?
I think that's valuable, right?
Minus 50 gold for these stats.
For a pretty good amount of time.
Yeah, that's worth it
Keep owning guys massive damn Gareth those is there 20,000 HP what the fuck
Does last hitting matter for gold
I'm not sure
Guys there's no way we got a pullback we cannot be fighting Gareth us there is no way we do this
My worry is all of our mobs are going to be pushed up to Garethos now and Garethos is
going to basically mop the floor with all of our units and we're going to lose our whole
army get overwhelmed almost by a sobie mask I should buy ASAP for that man in
region. I need one gold.
Got it.
Nature's blessing increase units armor strength and intelligence armor for 75 seconds
Okay, let me heal SMG here big hot's on you, bro
Lady Vash, get the fuck out of there, Jesus Christ.
Okay, I'm hotting everyone up. Everyone's getting fucked now, by the way.
SMG, you are in Africa, and I pulled back, so...
You're dead.
Don't you L healer me don't even start with me
I can't even reach you guys, man.
alright I just hoted everyone up
I'm CC'ing this clown for now
Okay, everyone's hot it up Jesus Christ
All right SMG is tanking.
I'm behind an XP the fuck I need to go uh buy an item here everyone's getting fucked
I'm the only healer I can't leave wait how do you up and leaving good luck man
Mantle of Intelligence.
Dang, got it.
I wish I had mana potions.
More healing.
You have gold for mask.
I already bought, I guess I could buy another mask actually?
Cause I do need two.
For the item I'm trying to make. SMG you're dead, I'm tapped.
Good luck.
Can almost rejuve a single time? Got it.
Last rejuve, good luck.
Okay, I gotta start healing Uther here in a bit.
I wish I had mana potions.
Do I fucking run by everyone for him?
I think I do.
Good luck, I have to go buy these.
I'm going for it.
Oh my god, we lost a shot.
I didn't know we'd fucking re-lose it.
Oh my god.
Okay, well...
Okay, fuck, I gotta look at items here. Is everyone okay? Yeah.
Ancient figurine, pair of health, Stobie mask. Okay, let's go buy another Stobie mask.
Actually, no. I should buy the ancient figurine. I should finish that off.
pendant of energy mail a pendant of energy 350 for that thing but you got it
I will say me healing best we've ever done so far just throwing it out there
Let's probably start getting some intelligence, I guess.
What does intelligence do?
Does it give mana regen?
Let's see.
Yes, it does.
Okay, I need more int.
Oh
Hold on
Yeah, I'm buffing everybody right now
Off yourself probably should yeah plus four strength three intelligence wait
that's gonna give me manner reach oh gotta heal us and G I wish I had like a
I need a weak aura to tell me when people are and are not buffed
You have to keep it active. I don't know if I want to auto do it though. Maybe I do
Use dash switch. Oh
Oh
Okay, does it work now?
Plus four strength plus four strength. Oh
I think it's working now. No it might not be
Oh, I just casted it on someone.
I think it is working.
Oh.
Guys, I'm going home here.
Okay, I gotta go buy stuff.
Good luck.
I'm completely home.
Okay, so I can buy this bullshit, Ancient Figuring combined.
Excellent.
And then another Sobi mask.
So what else do I need?
it. This 1,100 gold item, and then I can get my Omega healing item.
Ah, fucking hell.
Honestly, I think I'm about...
Do I want to keep auto-buffing everybody? I think I do, right?
I think it's worth it.
Even on myself it gives me like mana regen.
Three int, four strength, two armor.
Oh damn, SMD is going for it.
I'm coming, dawg.
Nice.
Okay, I'm buying some mana pots for sure.
I CC the boss.
Kill the adds.
Stop CC'ing the boss.
Why?
When there's a lot of ads to be pumping why not?
Me root his ass I can do damage now. I've got extra mana that doesn't have to go towards healing
Okay, we're getting surrounded out of here we got to be a little little scared
guys guys guys guys oh my god gareth those is one hp
I mean, I already have a rejuven.
I'm putting the hots up.
He's way the fuck back here.
Okay, 500 gold. I need...
No, I need 600 more. The next item I buy is super fucking expensive.
Alright, alright, we're good.
Big shockwave from Dream. I saw that. Yep.
Honestly, we'll take more int.
Next time, focus the boss.
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
lend aid to our allies good job you should get mana not int the next item I'm
buying is like 1200 mana increase it's massive actually hey why don't you guys
use your fucking talent points by the way huh not enough APM available for you
guys wasn't a pair of health not mana shit you're fucking right really huh
Yeah, you're fucking- I mean, I'll suddenly start working on the next item here.
Oh, shit.
Okay, big boss here.
seem to have pulled.
I mean I can do nothing but keep healing on you here sir.
He is extremely tanky.
I'm not feeling so good about this fight.
Okay, I gotta CC the healer for the boss.
Everyone's just dying here.
Okay, everyone's hot at the fuck up.
Bro.
They're actually putting me through hell right now.
Buy some mana pots before we lose it.
He does Diagro, he has Accelerated Region.
What? Okay.
So like he's gonna Diagro and all the damage we just did to him is pointless?
Yeah, it is. Okay, got it.
SodaStreams feel like a YouTube video. This one doesn't read as big a supporters in chat.
I've been here paying him for 15 years, I'm out.
It's true I'll see you tomorrow
Same time tomorrow, bro. Oh, I love him. Let me get plus healing increase
The atom you were trying won't boost your rejuve. Check the description. I saw that.
It said it doesn't impact regen. I think what it meant by regen was your passive health regen.
It doesn't increase that healing. This is rejuvenation, not regen.
what's up poke hold on regrowth resource oh massive I got regrowth now
It's fucking sick.
Hey, big heals.
It's an AoE heal, is it?
Oh, you're right in the selected area. What the fuck?
Oh, that is fucking sick.
Oh I love that!
Little Rejuve there, little Rejuve there, little Mana Pot.
I'm currently getting completely drained on Mana.
Okay I'm tapped by the way.
I also have 800 fucking gold, Jesus.
Alright, we lost for DPS. They died very quickly.
Okay, a mana potted.
We'll read you over here on SMG in the back.
Gotcha dog.
Okay, SMG is just way the fuck up here, but is what it is.
Quad stack massive regrowth SMG, please
The boss reset yeah now he's regening a lot it's true it's
But look at me keep us the fuck up man, holy shit
Need to buy the next item I buy is like over a thousand G's so I'm good
In fact, it doesn't even really matter. I'm mainly just buying it so I can complete the
item because it gives a passive of 40% bonus healing.
uh basically i'm buying a bunch of hp for myself
how much does the pattern cost i don't even see it's
850 so i need 850 plus 1200 i need like 2000 gold before i finish my item that's rough
okay we pulled the boss
get a big regrowth on all of us here
Hots on SMG? Oh, he's so hot at the fuck up right now.
I wish I could see how long my Hots are left on people.
Okay, Garethosis down, I think.
Okay, we got him here.
Damn!
Holy fuck wait I just
Wait I can buy my item let's go get it
Sorry guys, I may have cake give me give me a second here
Okay, off of health
Bang massive Skeptor next item. I don't know what I played in fencing eternity
Teleports to a friendly structure six seconds to be a pair of
I guess I like this
Upgradable to invigorated arcane boots eternity
I don't know I don't know which one goes to like more of a healer direction
Brilliant Sora arcane. Where do you see brilliant Sora? Okay arcane boots
Mantle of intelligence is by that for now.
Oh, get the brilliance or a staff.
Oh.
It's also a thing I should get. Yeah, you're right.
A fucking boat?
Okay.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell, everyone's dying.
SMG died so fast.
Oh my god.
Wait, we just got fucking mopped.
Guys, we're getting owned.
Oh hell, I can't get back behind us, uh oh.
Barely kept orange up there.
Hey, let's get blasting.
Jesus, SMG, you just flop instantly.
Going to Oom out of here.
force of nature is a hundred and
thousand
okay
all i got fucking units now
she's and i'm gonna get tornado and it's
actually crazy how we spell hold on
smg's dead again
big hot on you
Fuck it, double-hot your ass, cause you die so goddamn fast.
Okay, we're gaming.
Summon more trints.
Put a hot on SMG, I am tapped, by the way.
Completely boom. Good luck.
Oh, one hop for SMG. All I can do, Gamer. Good luck.
Maybe SMG is gonna come online at some point, but the damage that he's doing is
Is not much higher than the ranged
He's just dying instantly and going in
I'm cleave with zerker stance, okay, I mean I'll try and keep you up, bro
Our allies channel needs help.
Pendant of mana I want to buy next.
Oh.
Okay, 1100 mana.
Or gold.
What? What did he say?
We have no tanks.
For two tanks who thought would be our front line who I thought would be our front line. He says help. Oh
Shit
All right, how did you the fuck up you have both hots on you?
Everyone's hot it up, and you're all dead. It doesn't even matter.
I'm trying.
I think you lost. We might have this. Things can still happen here.
I'm moving. I can't read you view. Just got it.
I take this off.
7 some trance
Oh, hell.
Your comp fucking sucks.
You think?
You think it's a comp issue?
Definitely not a healer issue.
that in. This healer is crazy and we all know it. A-bomb incoming. Oh god. It's actually
a fucking massive a bomb yikes okay well I'm half mana she's we almost just
lost a ranged EPS
big regrowth on everybody
Get that A bomb down.
Holy fuck.
Okay, I have both hots on orange.
Literally, I can't heal you more.
I can't do anything for you.
I can't do anything for you get that a bomb down please thank god
Well I can buy my pendant now
Wait, wait, I just bought someone- where'd my pendant of mana go?
Wait, it's gone.
Guys, someone has a pendant- a stash?
How do I access stash?
Said box.
Okay, we're good.
Fuck.
Okay, I'm back.
I'm healing.
God, I leave for two seconds. Everyone's just flopped.
My bad.
I can't heal through that SMG, you died too quick.
I mean, we're getting fucked.
I'm gonna keep healing Uther. Uther's tanking hard for us, thank God.
Hotty got SMG, maybe he can cleave things down.
We need big damage here.
Fuck it.
Trance as well.
Okay, rehab. SMG. I'm tapped, by the way. Good luck.
I got nothing for you, son.
Another age robe of the Magi 1000 gold for over the magi okay
Okay.
Ooh.
250 mana.
Thurms into it.
Yeah, suck to everybody because they're moving speeded.
Okay.
It requires channeling.
Interesting.
Okay.
interesting but I've got tornado
wondering if I should send this you know
let's do this let's get a big regrowth on everybody let's get a rejuven here on
SMG let's get my trance down tornadoing fuck it right here on this big
fucker. Okay we just lost somebody. Okay I have to heal. Had to cancel it. Okay SMG
He died instantly, everyone's dying instantly.
We got the boat?
Yes we did.
Okay, regrowth us.
Let's go ahead and rejuvenate her.
Probably another fat regrowth here.
Massive.
Jesus, Uther's getting owned.
Gotta keep Uther up.
Ugh, an SMG.
And Sylvanas.
And Algo's returning Chieftain.
Guys, damage please, fuck.
I'm so oom.
Ugh!
Uther no!
Boothers down, there's no way.
Is that it?
Are we fuck Jesus, these way I can't heal through this.
Guys, I'm trying.
I cannot heal through it.
An ally champion has fallen.
We're kiting? Ah, gg's. Man! No bullshit? I played great. Maybe one time I went to go
by and I came back and one person died, but we recovered. Ah, it was not a healer issue.
I don't know what issue was going on, but it was not heals.
Restart Warcraft 3, why?
I mean I might play a healer if that tornado was priceless, but the tornado was rough.
I never really got to use it.
You need to rush the boots if you're going to be the only healer.
Why?
So I can TP back or whatever?
Again, that was not really the problem.
was getting overrun, and I think it was a damage issue.
Motherfuckers were dying in half a second.
Alright, I mean again, I'll heal again, but if someone else wants to do it, go right
for it. Okay, let's go ahead and kick some people, get some, get some of the classic
people in here. Got some G's in, Dream Mrs in. Kind of like having Garethos in. Surely
we can get Garethos back in. Spirit G's fine. Poke might want it. Poke wants to play
Fuck it.
Yeah, maybe Brilliance Aura would be a better pick early on as the healer.
You're right.
Brilliance Aura probably wouldn't really far.
Again, I will fill.
If someone else wants to heal, just pick healer and I'll see it.
Shadow hunter.
Shadow hunter, heal.
Okay.
Healing is good.
Do we have a tank?
SMG is healing.
Uh...
You can bear druid or whatever you want. Oh, I could try a bear druid.
Goddamn right, I fucking will. Hell yeah.
Okay, perma bear formed.
Maximum health, maximum mana, one strength.
We'll start getting some strength here.
Spells.
We got Lacerate.
Okay, it reduces their armor.
Absorbs damage taken from attacks by about 2% of Maximum Health.
Cancels Berserk.
Well, Berserk is level 21, so.
Should I swap? We already have a tar and chieftain.
Okay, SMG is getting off.
I can repig if you want, but I don't necessarily want bear. I don't really care. Okay, I guess
some fucking tanking okay we've got a mage and a warlock
someone's got to get brilliant Sora now we only have one melee yeah that might be
a little rough only having one melee
I don't think Bear is a great tank, he's not even a strength hero.
Is Bear even good?
You're right.
It said bear works works or is good. I guess I have to check the
The Google doc to see
He was my main tank for my best run
All right
Well, what do I want to buy hold on?
shield of honor
Increases nearby friendly units are my two
I guess shield of honor, races of fraud, ring of protection.
Yeah, Kraken Pryo, you think?
You think Thorns, initially?
Heavy Boots into Shield of Honor, where's Heavy Boots?
Take Strength, Max Health, plus 20 move.
Minus three damage.
Alright, fuck it, I'll get Boots first.
Lots of ogre strength and parapherfitality.
It's plus 3 damage?
Okay, well.
Oh, we gotta move up.
Yikes.
My bad.
Hang on.
I'm taking this much more damage than I thought I would.
I'm taking as much as I fucking can here I guess.
Pressing buttons.
seems good it does right I was trying to stay at the front at all time so like all
the hits are hitting me or purple I'm also go to fast jeez
I don't know if you want to cue much, I think it's mostly W. I think you're right, I think
I should know my role and just spam the defensive spell not the offensive
Why leveled plus one strength per level I'm gonna get max HP. It's probably needed
Man, it's tight, fucking is, isn't it?
I hate Q, I'm crazy.
Alright, well, I'm now running on fumes.
to buy this on 200 gold also buy a mana pot
a lot's happening here we're all umus fuck did we buy mana potions we didn't neither of
our healers have mana pots, okay. That's how that goes I guess. I'm lacerating. Just need
things to start dying. Oh, hello. Help me! I'm dead.
Let me see, heavy boots are what I'm going for. So, gauntlets of ogre strength and
pair of vitality. Okay, it's by the vitality, look at that.
Big level ups.
4-0 oh I have a taunt now.
Let's get more HP.
I'm just trying to get tankier.
Go in.
Massive AoE taunt.
Elacerate.
Alright.
I like having a taunt.
Another taunt.
Okay, we're a little spooked out here.
I'll be honest, y'all's healing sucks.
I felt like my druid did so much more healing output.
Like one rejuve would damn near top me.
I don't know what's going on.
Hey, are we taunted?
Sorry, sir, I'll do better.
I expect better.
Uh-oh, shiznit.
Help me!
Alright, taunting.
every button I have on this boss. Please kill him. Woo! Excellent. I've had a retonted
again? Fark skinning? Chipping armor? I need to go by. More max health. Another AoE taunt.
Okay.
Push!
She wants to push.
Yeah, I would love to get that fucking well.
Okay, I'm pushing up.
I'm pushing up.
Haunting him.
Come on, team.
Let's go.
Okay.
Come on team, let's go!
Buy some mana pot and we gotta kill this first. Kill the evil force thing, Majiggy.
Excellent. We love that.
Oh, I should have bought the Buckler.
Oh, there's the boss.
Big Garethos, man.
Uh-oh.
We lost a man. That's a health pot
Okay, where are we taunting
Oh God, I cannot take care of those
Roar increase your weight armor strength and intelligence okay you're all roared the fuck up
Said wave we got 500 gold
Where are the heavy boots heavy boots I need gauntlets of ogre strength 300 gold
More HP
Guys, I think I'm fucked I
I seem to be stuck up here and I can't I can't move so good luck
I'm dead
Good luck gamers
Fuck.
Plated boots.
Heavy boots or plated boots?
Fuck, I don't know.
here. I think I like plated boots. But I'm not the wrong thing, I got gauntlet strength,
Yeah, the plus three armor plated, so I need two rings of protection, 350 each, alright.
I have once again taunted.
I am once again stuck out here.
Okay, so let's get it.
Read top right for game mode.
oh yeah I see that
okay I got two rings of protection now
24 gold and I can buy my boots
I just left there for my accident okay
Okay, eight weeks haunted, everything.
This mage needs to die over here, yeah, I'm blasting him.
Okay, lots of heals on me, love that.
Alright, I'm completely tapped.
Haunting, arc skinning.
Boss is almost dead.
250 gold added. Love that.
We got to push up.
I also got to buy my plate boots now.
Okay, got my plate boots
taunting let's go we're pushing up
Surely y'all can finish that off nice. We got that back. We're chillin
We'll buy one man
Everyone buy mana potions
Kill the ranged guys, not my job.
My job is to sit here and tank melee, I guess.
Maybe if I brought the melee to the range they would double stack.
I can't fucking move.
Isn't there two fountains?
Well, there's also a boss guarding here.
And then there's another boss guarding there.
It just keeps going, man. This is hard.
I don't know what's over here on the left.
Or there. I guess it's where the mobs come from.
More HP.
Cat haunted everybody.
Boss, whenever we're ready.
Okay.
Well, here we go.
I'm trying to spam taunt the boss and make him run around everyone.
I just got stunned.
Oh, is this guy not tauntable or something?
What is happening?
Oh god.
I cannot taunt him.
God, it's hard.
Okay, we put the boss to sleep.
I actually don't think we have any single target damage or something something's just missing here
We just lost a teammate.
Oh.
Oh man.
I think this feels kind of cooked, right?
You think?
I think I know.
You guys don't pick agility heroes, which get natural armor.
Tell me about the tanks.
All that matter for a tank is the armor type.
He has solid ergo tank.
I don't know what the fuck that means, this is wards beyond me.
Well yellow is doing 58 DPS, like they are pumping.
SMG is doing 43.
Two healers, two casters, and then two tanks is what we have.
Our single target I think blows
All right, I got the boss here
We barely hurt him. It is crazy how little damage we do.
Swipe. Okay, that's a pretty fun button. Maybe this helps a lot.
I'm just stunned for five years, there we go.
Hey man, Swipe is actually doing a lot of damage, it does like 40 to everyone around
me.
lots of healing. Looks like our mage just died.
Okay, poppin' more buttons here, got mana and health regenerating, taunting again, buffing
us again, swiping.
He's halfway there!
Oh my god, I'm so fucked.
Said let him reset, okay?
Hey, we taunted
300 gold was I gonna buy again? What's my next item?
Honestly, because we need damage, I think I should probably get Crack and Shell, Spike
Carapace, so I need Brace Protection, lots of armor.
Uh, Ring of Protection 5 and 2.
Okay.
Yellow's pumping, damn.
Yeah, yellow is pumping.
A lot of AoE damage going on. Again, our single target's what's lacking though.
I wish we had that Ranger or something. I already have a plus two. You're right. I do
indeed. So I need to buy a plus five. It's a thousand gold.
It's been a lot of mana on pots too. I don't know if I should be. I'm pretty
which only seal target. I mean your only AOE yeah, I was gonna say. Alright, the healers
have buffs too or they just heal slots they've got buffs my druid did
Oh boy.
I'm taking damage.
I'm taking lots of damage here.
Oh, I'm taking too much damage.
Holy fuck.
Another taunt.
Chip his armor.
Swipe.
Oh, I'm so dead.
Oh, I'm stunned.
Fuck it, stay in.
Okay, our healers are tapped.
fuck we got him to 6k hp
guys we gotta get this dude down he's gotta go down
5k HP, oh my god.
Taunting again.
Stunned.
4,400 HP, oh jeez.
Oh god, solo.
3,000 HP.
Okay, another one down. Unforged.
2,900?
2,500?
He's almost regen-ing as much as we're hitting him for.
Fuck, why is he running from me?
are we stunning SMG 1600 someone just died oh SMG did typical I'm dead too he
He is 1000 health.
Less than a 1k.
He's so close to being dead. 50 health, 30. Nice. We fucking did it. God!
What a fucking mental workout survival and things increase actually like 40% cancels berserk
Oh, okay, it's a big defense. I gotta go buy I'm buying the expensive ring of protection
here. I'm trying to buy the... so any bracers of protection next? Bracers of protection.
Here we go, circlet of nobility, ring of protection 2, parent for vitality.
Okay, so we need this.
Ring of protection 2, I have that, circlet of nobility.
350.
Fuck it, we buy it.
Holy fuck wait there's things down here at Helm of Valor enchanted shield holy shit
There's some crazy items here too. I didn't see these
Geez
Special air forces from the east I'm going for Kraken shell
Okay, 300 gold and I can buy that.
I'm just swipe spamming.
Do a big damage too. Oh!
Shit. Okay, I think I stay up here.
Is it crazy to do a split?
I died.
Both tanks died.
That was the wrong spot. I should have pulled back
And maybe I can get up here and tank all these archers
Okay, we're good
Shit, wait, I gotta go buy the thingy.
Okay, buy this.
And now I need to buy a Ring of Protection 2, and then I get my Kraken Shell.
Damn, Swipe is actually hitting really hard, 150% of my strength.
Which is Ailee, so right now it's 57 damage.
It's kind of crazy, actually.
But I move.
I think your Q is more valuable.
I think you're right.
i think i should stop hitting swipe
i'm also kind of just spamming bark skin and stuff
oh golly gee i'm dead
any healers
armor reduction is so good if only you had a physical dps in team
yeah i was thinking about that maybe a comp would be better to just stack all melee
and just have a lot of armor chip
Special in 30 so special is just coming from the left to right I guess
350
That sunshine's a bit absurd. Why? The lens flares or whatever?
It does look a little fucking ridiculous. Okay, we got evil forces coming in on a Zeppelin
So I'm heading back. Good luck y'all one healer needs to stay one tank needs to stay
Okay, I buffed my max HP here.
I'm holding him in place.
Come on team, blast him.
Team please.
Any healers?
Oh
Todd does not work on these bosses
Okay, he's tanking it. He's good. It should be fine without me.
Okay, now Kraken Armor costs 1,050, okay?
Well, I can combine all my items in 1,000 gold.
It's gonna be a bit.
Little AoE taunt.
Little survival instincts.
Help me!
TPing the fuck out? This is ridiculous.
Another taunt.
Let's go try and taunt all the range now
Boss where who
Archer back throwing your base on the right.
I see it.
You're fucking right.
Blast him he's done
A we taunt, Barkskin, should I have one stinks?
me in special in 20 get the boss down working on it I'm standing here
Oh god, special from the west and we gotta get this guy down.
Otherwise we're gonna run out of time.
Kbomb is dead, thank god, 250 gold by the way.
Okay, this is fine. They're all grouped up here. A little spooky, I'll say, but might
be alright. Oh, okay, I'm dead instantly. Wow! Get in there, Uther. Yeah, we gotta kill
the aura guy. He's giving everyone vampiric aura. Not ideal.
Yeah, AoE taunted.
I'm just trying to tank the ranged.
Oh my god, I can't fucking get back.
Man, I go out there and I just fucking died to all these archers.
He's almost dead. Okay, we killed the aura guy.
Now maybe we can AOE the archers in the back because they are fucking us
Okay, I'm AOE taunting I'm as tanky as I can get do we have healers
With a healer
She's fucking Christ I'm staying in just just gonna die again
I'm gonna last right over here we need damage
Give me some damage over here
Another Lacerate right there.
Okay, now they're starting to die.
We're chillin'.
Thank God.
Let's get more strength.
Special in one minute.
Orlacrez, boss.
A bomb incoming, okay.
Get your mana.
And we have special coming. Jesus fuck.
Kill the A bomb.
Yeah, this is cooked. I'm not I'm not feeling so hot
not.
Thorns will save us, almost.
And I'll actually do so much
I need how much more do I need?
150 gold so if this a bomb dies we get it also
Yep evil forces coming from the east we gotta get this a bomb down. We can't take on all of it
Holy shit, we are fucked we've never been more fucked
We've got an aura guy, and we've got an A bomb up. All need to be dead.
We gotta get something down here. I say kill the A bomb because it's low.
A bomb. Kill the A bomb.
I mean, I can't even fucking get to him. It's a problem. Jesus.
I just died, I couldn't get out.
He's low, he's so low.
1000 HP, 900, 500, 3?
Okay, he's dead.
I'm coming in, I'm the Omega tank now.
I reflect.
Haunting.
Okay, it only reflects physical or from melee, but it's something, right?
Archers are still going to be pumping.
Oh my god.
I can't even, I can't push up.
Uther's gonna die.
I need to push past Uther so I can taunt so he doesn't fucking die, but I can't get past
him.
These fucking minions!
Awee taunt.
Holy fuck, finally.
Kill the aura guy.
Oh no.
Okay, he is now 2000 HP.
One thousand.
Big last rate, I'm zugging.
He's dead.
We got him.
Now kill all these other fuckers.
What is this spell?
Paralyzing stuns, nearby enemies.
Oh wow.
That's fun. We like that button.
I'm gonna get Archimage Sat staff next. Okay.
I'm very low on HP here. That's the survival instinct angle.
What do I buy next?
Shield of honor maybe?
Damage taken by bearer have 20% to increase ours
Maybe shield wall vanguard
Oh, I can move your minions. Okay, nice. We love that. I don't know
You'll want both by full build same item that TC has
Should I go for a Sarathil? 16 strength, 5 damage, 500 max health, reduced physical damage taken by 8%.
That's pretty good, Sarathil, sure.
Where the fuck is it? Top left.
MALL OF STRENGTH, BELT OF GIANT STRENGTH, MALL OF STRENGTH, BELT OF GIANT STRENGTH.
It's a thousand gold for a belt of giant strength.
Okay, we'll stay for that.
Vanguard is better, no?
Vanguard?
Belt of giant strength, regardless.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna go Vanguard.
I care about damage reduction and not dying.
I don't care about my damage.
I think Vanguard's a little tankier.
Oh wait, I need to come back and tank these mobs. Holy shit.
Here we taunt.
Damn, look at all these numbers popping up now, like the little 2, the 14, the 15.
All of that is when a melee fucker hits me, and I reflect it.
That damage is adding up.
Here we go, they're surrounding me.
Look at all these numbers.
It doesn't show up in the DPS meter?
Does it not?
That's ridiculous.
Your DPS before buying it was the same.
Yeah, so it's not showing up, whatever.
fine. Everyone just thinks I'm a fucking loser. Little bitch, you can't do damage. It's fine,
whatever, don't bother me.
Okay, well we got the well back. That's nice. Is there anything in here I want to buy?
Not really.
Something with a bit of mana regen could be useful. Like a tank item with mana regen on it.
I don't know what that be though.
the left bottom shop had a shield looking item this one
Drop 20% damage taken, draining mana equal to 50%- okay this is like a mana shield.
Lot of mana.
Hmm, Kha'Gar spellbook.
Nah, I don't think so.
I think I just go tanky.
And that's just how it is, whatever.
Just tank, or gonna be a lot of the time.
I gotta pee.
Surely I can pee right now.
We're waiting I bet they fucking walk shit shit
Beach mouse beach beat pull the boss
Mouse ah geez mouse bro. I
Bet they fucking look at what I'm drinking and they pay attention to how much I've drank
You ever try to race the toilet flush?
Yeah.
I always flush the toilet while I'm pissing, but I usually am not done pissing before the
toilet's done flushing, so I usually lose and then I gotta flush it again.
But I did try to optimize my pisses.
Not bad.
to push it out as hard. I do. But once you get to the end, you can't really push it.
You have to like, Omega relax. I don't know. Too many times I've been playing games and
it's an online game that you can't pause and I gotta actually piss fast as fuck. Or, you
No, your Q could pop at any point, right?
So my whole life I've pissed very quickly or tried to.
Still haven't gotten that good at it.
Okay, we've got the boss here.
He has 50,000 HP.
We love that.
All right, Archimonde.
I don't know if this is doable.
This is feeling very not doable.
He has life drain.
Need to stun him when he does it.
Alright, I have a stun.
I have to be alive, you know what I'm saying?
I missed my stun.
He was too far away.
Shit.
That's your life train.
I'm saving my son for his live stream, it's not seen it.
I'm still waiting for it.
See that live train?
Like, where are we?
What are we talking about here?
the
M.A. retorting again
Randomly stun, fuck it.
Ow.
This boss is easy.
I'm gonna feel that easy.
Jesus, fuck my health.
Another A OE taunt.
Another Lacerate.
Couple swipes here and there.
A little AoE stun
So with this much gold
Hopefully I don't die while I look at stuff. I fucking might
I'm buying
This shield belt ring
Both rings and a pair of health
Okay, 1,200, that's a very expensive item.
Okay, we stun, armor chip, swipe.
Attacks reduce the target's enemies, damage, attack speed, and movement speed.
Interesting.
Okay, we lost a mage.
Fucker keeps moving back.
Guys we actually need some AWP damn here.
This is a lot of ads we're dealing with.
I'm swiping.
Yeah, get these fuckers down that are low.
They are so one-shotable.
Okay, 4,000 HP.
Should be dead. I think we got him.
Not much health he's gonna give.
I was going to 2700 all right. I mean we do love that but I'm gonna have to go home really fast
Okay, so I want to buy the shield so belt of giant strength the ringer protection five okay, so we'll buy this and a belt of giant strength that
and you have ring of protection to
get a pair of health as well where's that
1200 gold okay
such a fucking pricey item
Yeah, ring of protection 2, pair up of health.
2 is only 350, the health is 1550 gold needed.
And then 500, so I need 2000 gold.
And I can buy the item. Holy shit, I'm by myself.
Let's go back and deal with the special. Should have bought the ring.
The two armor, I don't think I want to buy that yet. I think I'd rather save up for the HP
Since I only have one inventory slot available
Hey, are we taunted massive stuns
Hey, these guys hurt a lot
Damn, look at the damage I'm doing with the Reflect!
I'm gonna die, but...
Cheese!
Backline's compromised. Is it though? Oh, I'm fucking compromised. I'm dead as fuck.
We got that res?
Nice.
Big res.
Okay, 200 more gold, I'd buy a big item.
Is this a new custom game? Or has this been out for a while? Because this is actually sick.
It's gotta be new.
It's been out for a while, really. Never heard of it.
You got a new skill.
It's a passive.
It's the infected wounds.
The Zerg comes up, increased damage by 100% of strength, causes attacks to damage your
by units around target, but reduces my armor.
I see.
i lose all of my armor
and then i get thorns
that's based off my uh... my max hp
70 more gold, should probably try and push up even farther actually.
Gotta keep taunting, let's move up.
Come on, let's get to this well.
20 seconds, yep, we have another special coming in.
Shit
And maybe we can finish that well there it'd be great
You go by my item plus 300 max HP
All right, 800 gold and then I get my next big combo item.
Okay, they're all staying there, that's fine.
God, I fucking hate how the boss is untontable.
He really is.
He's untie- look at him just fucking go.
I'm taunting you freak.
Hit me.
Jeez.
All right, we're going
Trying to kill this ogre he hits really hard
And he's got auras
Nice
Uh-oh. Our towers are going down here. That's not ideal. That's very bad. Oh my god. There
There are so many mobs.
I mean, I pushed up and I taunted, but uh, I'm just, oooh, I'm alive.
I'm out.
Okay.
Killed a bunch there
Spellcaster boss incoming
Who oh fuck
36,000 HP spellcaster
All right
Here he is the fellow orc warlock God he just fucking
killed half our units. Big taunt, big stun.
He silences. Ooh, I'm assuming that red circle's bad. Yep.
All right, there's mechanics don't stand in them
Don't stand in the red nice
Yeah, taunted again, but dude, I'm actually being massacred by the ranged.
everything. Vanguard shield after the boss? I think so. I'll probably have the money.
This is my third big item.
They're taunted.
I'm dead here.
It's fine.
I think they get him though.
1400 HP guys.
1300, 12.
I'll let him, he's one shot, he's regen-ing.
Oh no.
He's under 1000 HP now.
I resin 3.
Oh no, oh no.
Haunting maybe we can get some uptime he's 72 HP now
Oh, no, I'm dead we got him Warlock is dead
Now we just got to clear all these fuckers who's there's gonna go down
If we lose you third we just lose
No, I guess not, okay.
So we lost.
Yeah, I don't rez anymore.
Damn.
Alright, we'll try again.
Tanked if I'll be honest. I did not enjoy tanking that's suck. That's the one thing I don't want to do
Hold on.
Alright, sorry I was reading something.
Want me to host the newest version?
Uh, yeah, sure, actually, if there's a new version, can someone host it and I just join?
Download it and then I'll host my own.
SMG can you send it?
1.19 is a new one. That is the dev. Oh shit. Hello dev man
What's it called?
join what's it called I don't know what's called
Oh Dalaran seed she fucking called it soda poppin
hang on so Lamer that's the dev huh
alright I got it okay let me create my own now
61337
there we go, Daler and Siege 1.19
okay
what the French toast?
winning team
Nice.
Alright, I mean, the Dev wants to play.
Dev can join.
Go ahead, Gamer.
Uh, sorry, Sharp Shryker.
That actually stars?
Let's let stars play.
Sorry.
Uh, Fulpan Pada-Doh.
SMG's in.
Uh, sorry, Daniel.
Why'd you kick me?
Because you're not the dev.
Oh shit, it's actually Duck.
God damn it, sorry Kev.
Oh no.
Who do I kick out of this list here?
There he is, alright.
I'm not tanking. That is the one thing I will not do. He said finally God
Shit, that's funny
Now tanking suck it was so frustrating trying to like running into a thousand mobs trying to get all of them on me
I'll heal I'd prefer it I just prefer range I don't want to play melee
he's no melee see what everyone else picks RMK 1 DC remake who the fuck DC'd
stars did oh oh what a fucking loser man oh he's messing me on discord now you
better feel bad he said the new version break to my PC fucking suck idiots
one three three seven do not join unless you were in the last game I'm just
gonna be kicking everyone sorry Gareth those are cool but it's not happening
No. No. Uh-uh.
Let's go, Lamer.
Take your time.
Oh. Who the fuck just left? Why'd you leave, Stars? What are you? Place back.
Have you tried twilight eve no I haven't
Does this work
All right, only Lamer can join now.
Excellent.
All right, if you do see, uh, you die in real life.
This isn't Test of Balance with the Flip.
I know right with the Frick playing something weird and different who would do such a thing
All right again, I'll play anything but tank. I have no problem healing
I don't mind doing single target. I don't mind doing any way smg went death knight
What does death knight do?
intelligence mana
Shaman spell damage healer
Okay, we got a DK tank.
Romash, melee DPS, Huntress.
Damn, Huntress would be a sick fucking class to play.
Huh.
Okay, Lamer went Priest.
What do I play actually?
Sea Witch maybe?
Okay, we got Stars on Thrall.
We have Shaman, we got a tank-ish, two melee, what am I, assassin?
Assassin actually heals.
Are we sure about that? I don't know, riflemen need a solid tank?
Fuck you.
I don't know what to play.
I don't want to play warlock. I don't want to summon. I guess mage. Yeah, I'm gonna go mage.
I fuck it.
Lizard and fireball. Okay, increase maximum mana, attack and casting range. We're gonna get intelligence.
What do I want to build towards?
30 Rod, mana regen, increase intelligence by 0.5% of max mana, increase intelligence
I'm on a point for max health it reduces armor by a hundred percent huh
Oblivion orb could be insane damage, but I would just die if I get hit it sounds like a mage thing
Arc mage staff is anyone else gonna get arc mage staff like I don't want to stack brilliance ores
They stack, bro. Oh, wow.
Hi, bruh, bruh.
It is Blizzard a channel?
Oh, it requires channeling. Okay, I gotta not cancel that.
Okay, six waves, got it.
Hmm.
I feel like it's just Blizzard, right?
fireball is huge single target yeah damage to the two enemies around it and stuns it
325% single, yeah I see it.
buy this charm for some mana regen.
Okay, I'm hitting for 11 per Blizzard Tech now.
It's not bad.
76 mana for Blizzard too.
Q only. He says 30 second wave and save mana. Oh shit. Lamer's got stress. I don't even
look at the top man. I'm still looking at my spells. I don't know. I gotta do a Google
doc. So this does 84. Then AoE's fit. I think you're right. I think fireball's better to
be spamming.
Jeez!
Okay, here comes special.
For extra wave, uh-oh.
This might definitely be a back-to-fuck-up angle.
Okay, I'm gonna blizzard that that's a high no you moved oh no I just don't know
what's best to be pressing? Blizzard or Fireball? This is 66 total. This is 84 and then 52 to
everyone. I just don't know how big the blast range of Firebolt is. I guess we'll find out.
People are dying
Hmm mana shield, I will not be using that
It does also cost less mana too
Sorcer incoming, uh-oh.
Okay, I need to buy items.
What the fuck am I buying again?
Archmage staff.
Uh, so I need Ancient Figurine, Robe of Magi, Ancient Figurine, let's go for that first.
Mantle Pendant, Sobi Mask.
Okay, blood items.
Okay, I'm absolutely blasting now.
Fuck it, send in the Blizzard.
14 per tick now.
That's him, he's dead.
We do be having a...
Oooooookay, I got stunned into a blizzard.
That's fucking nuts.
Hit the range, bro. Yep. I'm going. I should have bought mana pots. I think I grieved by not.
Oh, I got bodyblocked and I'm dead. Bro, what the fuck just finished me off there?
It's like a mana burn or something.
Alright I'm back.
Problem is I need mana potions. I grief not buying any so I can't do dick for damage.
We're immensely struggling to kill this Archmage.
Who I am auto attacking?
Maybe Blizzard is good here.
I really just got to kill these adds.
All of it.
I don't know.
Do I have any better single target spells later on?
Conflusion, it's more AoE, Frostwave, AoE, Frost Armor, mana.
I guess I'm an AoE specialist.
It froze me on my Blizzard. That's fucking crazy.
Excellent. 250 gold.
Okay, Pendant of Energy is 1,100 mana. That's expensive. That's the next piece I go for though.
I know what oh
It's the other pendant. Oh, fuck. Thank God. Okay. I can buy it now then
Right fucking right
And then I need 350 gold for that item to combine
Then after I have that I need a robe and then a pendant I do need a pendant later
I got stunned I was stunned up there I'm 1 HP oh I'm 1 HP I'm alive
Yeah, we need regen ASAP. This is brutal.
Okay, tanks are dead again.
Shoo!
Okay, blizzarding.
I'm stunned on my blizzard.
I can't even reach this fucking guy down there.
I'm hitting the caster oh he stunned me he's gonna blizzard on me nexus me he didn't
I'm going to get attack and casting range, I feel like I could use that.
He's dead, blasted him, all right.
Can you buy this?
What else do I need?
Robo the Magi and Pendant.
A thousand gold, okay.
expensive great bosses here bandit Lord
fuck they're walking out of my blizzard
I'm putting all my damage on the boss for the most part.
Even fireballing him.
SMG's cooking.
He's in there.
Jesus, I'm 1 HP.
I'm dead.
Fuck that spear at the end.
Rut-Row.
Duck, you are doing zero damage.
Stars? I don't know what you're doing.
Oh, I got Brilliant Sora.
He is off-heal. Okay, well if he's off-healing, maybe he should do more than 10 damage.
That's not off-healing.
Maybe we do need all the healers, I don't know.
Okay, I use mana for damage.
I don't know.
Why do I feel like I'm about to learn that we needed his heals?
Your soul is so ugly when you're playing Warcraft 3.
Is it?
Ugly soul?
Hmm.
Hmm don't know what that means
Holy shit, that's a high-value blizzard
Our ally town is being attacked.
Okay, fat blizzard right there.
massive 18's across the board.
You need a drink of soda to become the Soda Man.
That's a fat blizzard angle.
Nice and racked up for me.
Okay, I'm buying a mana potion.
It's 150 plus 10% max mana over 30 seconds.
Okay.
I'm saving mana here.
I feel like this is easy.
And nothing's really going on.
I don't get what the point is of the boats right and left.
I don't either, gamer.
I don't either.
I mean, we've got quite the army.
I'm feeling real strong.
time? Oh it is. Okay we're bossing.
Damn SMG's is kiting. How does he make sure the boss attacks him? I would
taunt and it wouldn't do shit to bosses.
Ouch.
Action Q, Bullsh- Ow!
It's got bolted.
Oh my god, I'm actually just a fucking bolt target.
That's a damn.
I'm about to get bolted, I can feel it.
God damn it, I gotta start blizzarding these adds.
So what I think I do is I just blizzard as much as I can, but then I single target fire bolt the boss.
Oh
Okay, we're fucking tapped now um that's a bolt to the face Al
I'm coming fuck I need to buy mana pots before we lose it. Oh no. Oh no
Got him
Okay big blizzard here holy fucking value SMG massive damn
I'm just oh no he ported nah my blizzard
We got to get back to that boss before he regents too much. What's he at now? It's back to half HP already
Star says to pull him gold why are you trying to buy the same thing as me?
I'm getting archer age that arc mage staff
I need a thousand more gold ish
Why me man? I swear I'm a fucking bolt angle or a bolt magnet.
Oh my god!
I got flame strike. Things are happening here.
How does it work? Deal with it?
Okay, yeah, it's just big fire damn.
There's a lot of mana.
A hundred and...
Yeah, I don't think I use Implosion.
It's too mana intensive for the damage.
It's just no...
No channeling, big massive hit for more mana than the entirety of Blizzard.
Yeah, I don't think I use Implosion much.
Oh my god.
Stunned for five years.
What does the mage passive do, the one that changes?
the mage passive. I didn't see.
I need 10 gold.
Oh, this one, deal damage to the tax and fire spells, deal additional increases over time.
Available after using any fire spell wait you're right it does change
So wait do I want to spam only fire spells then or either only frost
Oh my god, I didn't realize this whole fucking time.
I sent gold soda.
Send the remaining back.
You didn't, did you?
I need to buy this and then we'll see other thing pendant of mana. I need another 1000 gold
He did he actually okay here
immediately storm bolted
Lasted him, 1250.
Thank god, alright.
So now I buy a pendant of mana, and then...
How much does the Archmage staff cost?
550 itself.
Okay.
Did you get the boss item? There was none. It's just a fuck ton of gold.
So after I buy the Archmage Staff, I don't care about summoned units.
I guess our cane boots maybe? Plus 20 move speed, minus 20. Yeah, I guess our cane boots.
Pendant and Mantle.
a lot of damage. Okay, I'm actually pumping now. The fire damage is nuts.
I'm taking base.
Why?
Special from East Lobro.
You're fucking right.
We have a healer and a tank here and no one else.
I'll go pump it.
I'm here.
massive damn ouch
Okay, guys dead fuck I need a hundred more gold
How are we still pushed up by the way, I guess we lost all of our units
Okay, massive burn on all of them
She's
Oh my god.
What?
What happened?
Dev?
Deforged?
What happened?
You didn't reset.
I did reset.
Oh my god, I didn't reset Warcraft 3.
That's why you wanted me to reset Warcraft 3.
Oh my god.
Every time I play a new custom game, I have to do that?
Dude, what?
If you get past the first boss, yes.
What?
That was the best run so far, yeah, I felt like we were fucking owning.
That is so...
It's disappointing. Disappointed. It warns you like 30 times? Where? I don't see any warnings,
Am I blind?
Finally.
Oh
We're good
Ugh!
Trying again.
To avoid random desings, restart Warcraft 3 before joining Dalaran Siege.
Sorry, I should have read the fucking loading screen tips, by the way.
I mean, should I play something else?
Or I feel like I was starting to understand Mage, and it was owning.
Well, but now what do I do?
I try Ranger again?
I don't know.
Try DK.
No.
I don't think I will.
I win Assassin.
God help me.
Immolation.
You'll have 50% of agility to damage enemies around.
I see.
Increase attack speed, increase agility.
It gives the humberseness to avoid any physical damage taken, chances are 100% for 0.5 seconds
and then its equal evasion chance has a 6 second cooldown.
What I'm reading spells here.
Shadowstab Empiricora.
Ambush.
Where's Backstab?
attack? Oh, attacks from behind have a choice to deal hundreds. I see. These are all just
passives. Attacks restore two mana per hit. Reduces spell damage taken by 15%. Makes assassin
invisible when I vanish oh if not attacking I see now he can weave like a
boss what they say four melee's is kind of troll oh shit Lamers on Druid fuck I
love Druid we're actually a melee comp this is stupid we're fucked what a dumb
I should re-pick and go assassin, or a ranger.
Aw, it's too late.
I guess Vampiricora might be valuable in my guy.
You work ghost pretty much and should auto attack from behind? Yep.
I'm not really using emulate much because it's kind of hard to get them all to group
up around me and stuff okay maybe now it's good to emulate
Okay, am I doing a lot of damage?
No, I don't think I am.
Okay, Imolate is fucking massacring, actually.
I know I gained two mana per auto attack, but...
I'm still going um.
Okay, two agility.
Buy this. Worth.
She'll probably back up, huh? I'm back in the fuck up.
Alright, massive emulate.
Shit.
Okay, we're gonna buy some mana potions.
Because we need to get an emulate going here.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Okay, maybe we gotta kill some ranged people.
We both emulate the ranged.
Yeah, I went in biz, but I'm probably still fucked here.
How on earth.
Hey, a little bit of healing.
All right, big kills on me, increase moves in a chance to... okay, big evades, I'm tapped.
Shit.
Got to kill these ranged.
That's a caster by the way.
Very upset about this.
I'm beating the shit out of the boss.
I don't know what to say, but I think we're just dying.
Okay, we gotta back up.
Ah, what to buy, what to buy, I don't know.
Isn't there a crazy agility item?
That Hyper Bracers boots of cloth loss and a steel sword.
Thousand gold for that.
Jesus.
Okay.
look at this imelay damn
Oh shit, man, fuck.
Assassin feels tough.
And maybe I can get in here and go for this guy.
Like I just get instantly melted here.
Still hitting this boss.
31 HP.
Our healers are tapped.
They can't even cast a heal on me here.
Ooh, big rejuven.
Okay.
She really started getting some more attack speed, because every time I attack, I gain
to mana, right? So attack speed is really fucking good. Yeah. Alright. Now I'll buy boots
of Qwelfloss. I am trying to buy... Where the fuck is it, the thing I'm trying to buy?
This, the heart of Saranox, okay.
Boots.
So now I need a steel sword.
Steel sword requires...
Sorry.
Oop.
Gotta focus up.
Okay, I'm blasting right now.
Look at this emulate, damn.
Okay, I gotta go to this.
Jesus.
It feels good to be in there and be pumping, but it's so hard to be in there and pumping.
Ooh, Vampiric Aura?
Oh, that's big.
For Source Health, nearby friendly units, when they hit enemies, also sure there's not
through assassin stacks with Kill Mame, 70% of damage ideal I heal now.
Oh my god.
And then everyone else gets 40%.
That's huge.
That's way higher than I thought it was going to be.
We're dead.
I think the melee cleave is coming online soon though.
I really do.
It's our Clip, Clause of Attack 3, and Clause of Haste.
Okay.
Let's get more attack speed.
out of mana.
Loves of haste, yep, I think so.
Nice.
Now I need a Claws of Attack or a Circlit.
Okay this should give me a lot of mana back here.
Okay, I'm behind the boss, pumping 30 DPS.
I do think I'm a like a super scaler when it comes to damn though.
We'll see.
one HP coming in for those heels love that
God, I heal so much with this lifesteal.
It's crazy, my sustain now.
I'm just in the back trying to kill ranged guys, and it's owning.
Oh, I might die now.
Too much.
Oh, I died of that.
Dead.
not dead.
Can we go buy this, Circlip?
Plus two all stats.
What else did I need for the short sword?
Circlip, Claws of Attack 3.
375 gold.
attack speed. So I get ambush at 8, turn invisible as they're using the next
attack deals 1,200% bonus damage to the target and increases backstab chance.
Okay, that's big damn.
Mr. Assassin, can you kill the boss? I don't have a lot of good single target
damage I really don't not yet once I get ambush maybe but I guess life steal and
I have citizen strike and it's it's for a hundred auto attacking the back is a
lot didn't seem like it's that much attacks from the back have a 20% chance
to do 100 damage basically. So it's like plus 20 damage to my auto attacks. So I'm auto
attacking for 46 on the back. Oh and it reduces their armor. Interesting, okay. Maybe I'm
done goodbye the item right now yeah I'll head back
Okay another 375 gold needed and then hyperbracers we're hyperbracers 900
Okay
Yeah, it does minus five armor.
That's a pretty fucking big deal.
Problem is these fuckers turn around as soon as I attack them.
Okay, boss time, here we go.
I am blasting the boss here.
I am stunned.
I'm just getting stun locked.
Trying to stay on his back.
God!
I'm going to get stunned again.
Okay, a little bit of healing.
Someone just died.
I don't think we're going to be able to kill this first try.
This might be a back the fuck up kind of angle.
God, I'm one HP.
I'm trying to kill some of the range back here stunned
I'm a man of potion
Okay, looks like he's gonna probably recover.
He's resetting.
Unfortunate.
I'm bad.
Should've left earlier.
Honestly, Assassin was fun as a melee DPS since you can at least, like, when walker
pass shit.
It doesn't you don't become able to walk through enemies, but you do become invisible as soon as you stop attacking basically
Like me dying most of the time is that was a skill issue, but you can't you're still body block like crazy
So it's a little aid still
And look I'm in biz but look at my guy just struggling to get where I want him to go
Where are POTS sold? The fountain. Click the fountain, it's a store.
Alright, I got ambushed now. Turn invisible, insert some movement speed and allow the next act to yield 1,200% agility bonus damage to target.
Increases backstab chance. Oh my god, I spam backstab
But it disables me for 2.88 seconds
All right, well I'm disabled let's go try and hit this guy then
Okay 376 crit
Oh
Okay, another ambush coming in maybe
Took away all of his armor I
I think? Is he backstabbed? How long does backstabbed last for? I feel like it's impossible to get it going.
Okay, ambushing.
Dude. Okay, I can't fucking hit him. There's too many melee, man! I literally can't attack
I give up hitting other things
Okay, blasting this guy again.
Die, Gareth, oh, you freak.
Maxi backstabbing.
I need more.
Oh, there's one.
Whoa.
Oh, there's one.
Oh, we got it.
Okay, it's a definitely go home angle.
Let's get my first big item here.
Boots gotta come in next for sure.
Okay, put those down, those are mine, don't touch them.
Okay, we got the sword.
And then...
I have a recent boot. Okay all of it. Oh fuck, I'm 350 gold off.
I'm healing a lot.
Damn 579 crit on my ambush there.
Okay.
Wait, base is cooked.
I'm at I'm coming home
Okay, ambushing this guy
I'm trying to masquer the bosses, that's like my job, I feel like, if anything.
Okay, cool, he's dead.
fan of knives oh hold on oh shit oh and I can reset the cool down of it every auto attack
to where is it how does it work attacks have a 10% chance to reset center strength and
fan of knives ulcers manacoss your next has my 50% okay that's pretty fucking
good damn I might be a fan of knives main
I can go buy that item in 50 gold too, which gives me 10% bonus agility and this entirely
scales off agility.
God, that's satisfying.
Alright, I gotta go home and buy.
Buy in the heart of Sirenox.
Ten Agility, plus 4 All stats, plus 5 damage.
Yeah, increase Agility by 10% produces Strength by 8%.
That is A-OK with me.
Done.
Massive item.
Next I need Boots for sure.
uh... i want
these so i need light boots
no boots and parapher vitality
case of more boots thousand gold for next item
eighty three damage on my fan now
oh shit
We got a boat.
Massive 548 crit.
Massacred.
So I'm just going to go even attack speed and agility.
It just seems like a good even split.
Okay boats down that is a lot of motherfuckers out here
Fanna knives and knives
Fanna knives again
Excuse the manapot let's get emulate going
So every time I attack is a 10% chance to reduce the Qlana fan and reduce his mana cost by 50%.
Yeah.
It's getting mana back over here.
Okay, we got a boss.
Going in viz.
Trying to massacre 651 crit by the way.
Trying to take away his armor.
Backstab proc.
There it is.
I keep silencing me
And ambushing again 828 crit
Uh-oh, I gotta stop attacking, going viz.
And he is just a spam silencer.
Oh god, I'm dead instantly.
Fuck.
Ugh, full to zero on that.
I might be able to just assassinate this guy since I can crit for like 900.
When I rez I might be able to get that back there and just blast him.
I think it's gotta be me.
Kamen Stealth.
Oh, I'm gonna die so fast.
Kamen Visigun.
I mean, he's 2500, I'm trying.
This motherfucker's about to heal it back up.
Why? I mean I really want to try and save our towers.
Alright, I'm gonna go for it again.
Fuck all the mobs are coming in, I gotta go so fast.
Okay, I blasted them.
I'm getting the fuck out of there.
in fifteen seconds i can go again
get some manna back through auto-attacking
and it should finish him
Okay he's dead, we got him.
Alright gamers, we need big damn here.
Big fans.
Kill the aura guy. Is there an aura guy? Oh my god, they're fucking is. I'm an idiot.
I didn't even notice that. My bad.
Okay, bought more boots, more agi for me.
No, our towers are one.
No!
You've lost a tower.
I'm actually just perma crippled and slight silenced oh my god I don't know what the fuck
just killed me
I'm trying to burn this guy down ASAP.
Link teleports to his ass in a short distance.
That's pretty fucking fun.
Fuck yeah.
Okay, he's dead. Excellent.
My boots, Paraph of Vitality.
Okay, we need that. How much did the boots cost? Fuck, I didn't see.
Now I'm healing so hot.
I'm very um.
I would love to kill these guys back here, but big heals love that.
massive get the archers down kill the aura dude now fuck my health
I'm gonna assassinate the ore guy, massive.
Almost died.
Okay, I'm gonna go and viz, assassinate him again.
Fuck, he is so low.
Okay, now we kill all the fucking easy guys.
Now I start fanning.
I think I can buy my boots too.
Okay, let's go.
What?
Slippers of Agility?
My boots- boots of Quelthalos.
Paraphera of Vitality?
Why can't I buy this?
Oh my god, slippers and pair of... I don't...
I'm an idiot.
Fuck.
I think I fucked up. I was looking at the upgraded boots.
Use Boots of Claw Floss for Talisman of Evasion.
Talisman of Evasion.
Oh, you're fucking right.
That's insane for me.
Okay, I do want that.
Spider Ring Hyper Bracers.
Good call.
944 crit, I'm almost in the 1k's.
It's almost like this guy made the game, he's like the dev or something, it's weird.
Knows the builds.
I do need to finish my light boots, but then yeah, I'll pivot and I'll start getting the
the other thing a magic.
I don't know if we're able to handle this yet.
I'll do a little ambush and see if his health moves at all.
It kinda did, alright.
Health did just disappear.
Do we have any stuns?
I do.
My signature strike can stun.
I'll start studying when I see it.
Ow.
I mean, if I can see it, I can't see shit!
Okay, we gotta add a really fat, massive, green glow- oh, I'm dead. Wow.
Okay, 400 gold for that item.
I think I can get him now actually.
Yeah, if I sell this cloak, alright, I got light boots.
of four mana pots, of course I can't.
Fuck it, we've all...
Stunned him.
It's done that.
It's hard to tell when he's doin' it.
Jeez!
I'm getting one tap. Do we have a tank?
Killman has got life steal, Mask of Death, our hero has been killed.
Happened again
Okay, I mean I'm able to tank all the archers. What's my dodge chance? 30% that's pretty
crazy.
If Arc one reset, he does and he slowly regenerates, so little aids.
them you gotta bring the melee to the range gamer range doesn't move
Honestly, I feel like immolation is a hell of a lot more damage than Fan of Knives.
I feel like I should be using it way, way more.
Yeah, it's massive damage, not fan.
You can block boss by the ads.
Block the boss.
Oh hell, I can't stop that.
Alright, someone else did.
Thank god.
I don't know why he keeps attacking me, but I'm trying to stay in the back so I can backstab
and produce armor for you guys.
Oh, one HP.
Stun that.
Should you be W keying agility? Absolutely. Everything scales with agility for me.
Okay, let's turn on emulate. He is on me, which is annoying.
Not to zoom in to see if he's draining life.
Okay, I'm gonna go and visit ambush him.
Oh god, that grieved everything.
Where is he fucking going?
What is this?
on that.
I'm waiting for that life steal.
Why not do it?
Oh!
Fucking Jesus!
Don't let him regen, keep him in combat.
Deleted me, yeah right, I don't even know what the fuck happened.
His over-aggro a thing, I actually don't know how the AI in this game works when it comes
to who they decided to target, I have no idea.
He's gonna die, we're about to get a lot of money, they don't need me.
Nice, 1250 gold, I already have boots, I was buying this, so I need a spider ring, those
the phase, cause of attack.
Okay, got a spider ring, uh, spider ring boots, hyper bracers are next, so 900 gold,
go base all right special seaforce is coming from the west so we're gonna wait
here for him I guess okay we'll go ahead and pop ambush okay big hits coming in
here. Oh never mind if I use shadow step it breaks it awesome. No ambush then.
Wait I just got a cheat death.
But that's huge
I'm dead
Yeah, we got a backup and group up this is aids I resin eight seconds
Don't let the towers die or we lose the achievement true
So there is a guy here with aura, so I am W keying him, I am going to ambush this guy,
hit that hard. Okay, I'm just gonna evasion tank him.
So while I have emulator, I'm looking at my mana overall with emulator.
It seems to say pretty consistent as long as I keep auto attacking so I gain mana off auto attacks, right?
It's slowly going down. Obviously if I press any buttons, it's fucking cooked zero mana
I'm gonna go right here and activate emulate now I'm parsing
Where's ArcMate staff?
Bro, you're the DEV.
It's in Alliance, or the fucking Rot Golem.
Like you put that there by the way.
Oh, he meant.
I see.
So you didn't get Archmage Staff.
No one's gotten Brilliance Aura.
I was wondering why I'm constantly oom.
No one got Brilliance Aura?
Really?
Oh, we gotta assassinate this shit.
I am blasting it.
Got it, it's dead.
Oh, shit isn't it?
Okay, try and kill the war a guy.
This is gonna be tough.
We all gotta lock in here.
Our tank's gonna die stay alive SMG stay alive
I'm actually beating the fuck out of this dude
Shit, what was the next item I'm buying again?
Oh yeah, right.
I'm actually so close to getting another Talisman.
Huge item for me.
All right, Aura bitch is dead, now we fuckin' AoE.
I got a blink out Hyperbracers, how much are the 650 gold and I ascend?
Alright, let me see if I can kill these range dudes.
These guys are fucking us.
Yeah, reducing base taxity is good.
Four attacks mean more mana.
Shadow strike.
He'll 900% agility over time to target, reduces its movement speed, and prevents spell casting.
Damage and ability of resource health.
Oh, I'm 1 HP.
I'm dead.
We got a boss in here, Fel Orc Raider.
He hits for 1,000 per auto before armor does its job, but just saying.
I mean, I'm just emulating and auto attacking.
Ooh, I'm dead.
God!
Let's get melted!
Fuck, I need that talisman so badly.
We got to kill this orc raider.
I'm trying to evasion tank him.
Light curse you, we're dead.
So do we ever get a brilliant sort of that game?
Oh, the misery.
damage was sick though, but it wasn't. So, stars ruined that. We all agree.
Tbh Mage was better. I feel like Assassin, like if I had Brilliant Sora, the amount of damage,
I was limited by my mana, when I really was.
I could have been spamming so much AoE.
I could have had emulation aura, 24-7.
If I had enough mana, I could emulation aura, I could sinister strike off CD, fan of knives
to spam.
I've got so many buttons to press.
Brilliant Sword doesn't give that much, but it's probably a lot more value to give, because
that's just me.
It's probably the same situation for everyone else on the team.
It has to be.
So do I. Hey man.
Hello.
I know that you are not a big fan of Warcraft 3 1v1 ladder games.
Uh huh.
Did you try 2v2 or 4v4 format?
A lot of people say that it is much more chilling than 1v1.
I feel like-
Also, I'm giving you a hug.
Thank you.
Wow.
Um...
It'd be just as stressful
Truth be told stars get back in here
And if you didn't restart your game restart your game
Boy, this is the wrong version
Yeah, it's the wrong version, my bad.
Remaking and winning, okay.
One, four, five.
Crazy name.
I play with viewers who are only pre-mades.
I mean, it's not really a pre-made, I just
know most of these people. So, I mean, I
fuck honestly every motherfucker in this game that's joining.
I recognize their name, I don't know Fufu, I don't know who the fuck this is.
What the dev wants to join? Duckbro,
fucking stars, Dream, SMG,
I'm just gonna let him in. So it's kind of a pre-made.
It's a pre-made.
Lame on a scale of 1 to 10 of all the shamans you've seen, rate me.
This guy is-
Oh fuck.
So what are we doing in this game?
I won't play SS in this time, but I'll try something else.
Luckily the game doesn't start until you pull the lever, so all the time in the world.
The fuck is a low raid leader select the comp I don't fucking know man one healer
how many healers do we have last game because that's how many healers we should have
Okay, Stars is a one-trick shaman. It's fine, do your thing.
Honestly, I'm thinking Ranger. I kind of want to see Ranger actually get unlocked.
Increase damage by one and attacks me by one per level, okay.
So I'm going to save up for Eagles I
actually maybe not I feel like true
short or won't be that true shot or it
won't be that good like maybe see
hearing blade would be better. Do we have a healer by the way?
Okay looks like duck chose priest. Alright, I was about to swap to druid.
I don't know why that's so funny.
This is the comp?
Or is this the comp Raid Leader?
You should, you should, I'm high on ping.
Okay.
I'll go Heels.
Whoops.
Alright. Increase healing by 3 per level. Lock it in. DPS is more fun to watch. It absolutely
is so everyone can hate duck.
Alright, I'm gonna get the Brilliance Aura.
I am literally in bitch duty.
No problem.
Hit it.
So good.
Now you need Purification Staff for big heals.
start archmage okay I'll get the big healing item then unless my DPS it's
not gonna be cracked stars we saw it last game it was not cracked it was
Subpart average
90 DPS as a healer
You are 96 as a sin I was single target
90 DPS you're parsing AOE killing mobs that don't matter. I'm single targeting
Killing the main guy that mattered. I saw you play dark and darker stay healer
Make sure you guys buy that 200 gold item, I think it's extreme value
I'm gonna grab a drink all right
He didn't play D&D Wipe this time?
Played a bit.
I actually really like Dark and Darker.
I just don't want to play with anyone from my stream and Vicky doesn't want to play
the game.
I mean, I'd probably have fun on Dark and Darker if I just stopped playing Druid and
I stopped playing Cleric.
If I just played Fighter or something, I'd probably have way more fun.
Okay, we do not want to pull the boss.
We don't want to do that, okay?
Fuck it, Duck.
Just...
Why are you standing there?
Aren't you ranged?
even do. He literally can't auto attack if he is too close. Okay. Well, it's worse than
I thought. It's fine. Tristana. You think I know what Tristana does?
Okay, level three coming in.
It's gonna go more int.
That's because you're a bitch, Stars, and you decided to fucking walk out and walk away
and leave all of us to fight. I can't heal through this by the way, SMG, just let you know.
I got rejuven, that's all I have, so if it's not keeping you up, not much I can do for you.
This is definitely a back-to-fuck-up angle.
I'm oooom.
Got some mana pots.
Duck, you have two level ups, by the way.
I mean I can't do anything for you
of
I
Let's go buy some items I need to buy this I need ancient figurine so be mask
Bring me my pendant okay
Fucking idiot.
I will say, in the time of me bringing that pendant, we lost both melee.
Just saying.
They're back.
Okay, Uther is getting fucked out here.
We gotta protect Uther, we literally lose the game!
Jesus fucking Christ, we need damage.
I have rejuvenation, I don't know what else I can do.
I'm literally like checking your character to see exactly when it falls off, and then
reapplying it mid-fight, and I cannot be doing more.
Okay, Uther bubbled.
Team, we need them.
I'm dead, I'm bad.
I
Antel pendant so we mask
Oh we lose GG Wow
Wow that was fucking horrible
All right, remade make sure you restart duck that was bad there was you're doing like 12 DPS I
I don't know what else is doing.
My heals sure we can pick apart every little misplay I made, but overall I don't think that
was a healer issue.
Why do you have to quit the game and rejoin every time?
Lizard decided to remaster Warcraft 3 and after remastering it, they've created more
issues.
Genuine issues that make the game crash all the time.
So, people aren't memeing when they say it's deforged.
It's completely fucked.
They didn't even remaster the outsourced the remaster.
Alright, stars is in.
My game is bugged.
Okay, we're starting out strong. Love to hear it, stars.
It de-synced to me, so do I need a remake?
Again.
Make sure you restart your game again.
These issues are not new for Reforged?
Uh, yeah, I know.
Reforged caused a lot of issues.
Sorry, Daniel.
Okay, we're waiting on Duck if Duck wants in.
Loading, maybe get a new computer, okay, take ruffles.
Okay, we're AFK.
What is this Oh ducks it nice drone crashes while trying to fly through rings at the
the RLCS Paris Major.
Sick music.
It was dude, it wasn't even close.
I respect the attempt.
I tried.
Alright.
Ready?
That's funny.
It's like he thought of doing it too late.
He saw it, man.
He decided to just go for it.
I don't think it was part of the plan.
Once in a lifetime chance, yep.
Uh, I mean, I really don't want to fucking, Stars is on shaman again, okay?
I just don't want a tank.
I mean, I don't even want to heal.
I need a DPS.
It's more fun.
yes thank god SMG ceiling someone else has to tank though I'm walking in Ranger
they should be good damage you know I'll be chipping away armor this is good
stuff do mage for AOE duck Rose on mage you've got this right duck
This time for sure I'm walking in alright well you do understand the exciting realizes
when I played it but you know the fire and mage like passive right you just spam fire
or you spam frost I mean you can do both but make sure you read it and kind of understand
Try to stand together since chain heals until AoE mob's gone.
Yep.
How do I flip this thing?
What is going on?
Oh, you have to attack it.
I think I want to go for another Heart of Sirenux.
I remember the Lord of the Rings siege maps.
I do.
I remember always trying to get dark green because that was Legolas.
And Legolas was the only fun character to play on that map, and everyone else was just
bored and sad.
And no one really knew what was going on on Orcs.
I remember.
I just wanted to find all the secret staffs.
Gimli is my boy.
Let's see.
They have a lot of attacking for sixes and sevens.
What's better to get?
Assault?
Or Agility?
I feel like Assault is just better.
One percent attack speed plus one damage as well.
Range I don't know if I care too much.
I do need to get range at some point, for sure.
How much is 10?
I'm pretty sure someone told me, like, when I'm playing tower defenses,
10 range is, like, one block.
I forget how much is like one tower or whatever a hundred oh that's a hundred
huh
it's also 10 per level so if I was level 10 that would be plus 100 it's not bad
We gotta back the fuck out team.
Doing massive armor chips out here.
I'm tapped.
Okay, I got to go by see
So if I'm gonna buy the what was I buying again?
This I need a steel sword boots and hyperbracers
Steel sword we're still sword claws of attack three circle it
Then Gloves of Haste next.
Whoa, big blizzard, ouchie.
Okay, I'm just going to single target the boss here.
I'm dead.
Didn't bring Stars and Sobi Mast.
Did he ask me, can you click the trigger?
oh fuck well he got it
all right
and
Dang it.
300 gold.
And I'm frozen.
God, he hits so fucking hard, too.
Maybe I can blast the hero or boss from up here?
Oh fuck yeah. Ehhhhh. He's gonna melee me, I feel like.
Oh god.
One HP.
Big.
I'm auto-ing for 21, that's what I can do, nice plus one damage, reduces armor, damn
and 58 crit.
Nice.
Okay, now I can go by as well.
Need to buy these gloves.
And then the sword.
Fuck I need 20 more gold
Wait, there's another one of these guys
I can't hit him because he's on that little fucking weird lip
But why I actually can't hit this guy. Is he bugged?
But now I can
Dream is actually doing so much fucking damage.
Ooh, searing arrows.
Uh-oh.
i'm so dead
plus 3 allsads plus 5 damage my space cooldown
that's good
Okay, I'm auto-attacking for...
Ooh, adds bonus damage to attacks equal to the amount of agility.
Probably have a lot of agility.
I've been spamming the other thing in magic.
Still hit hard as fuck though
Okay, now I need
Boots
So a thousand gold for my next item searing is draining my mana it is I don't know if it's worth it considering
I mean, plus 9 damage per attack.
That's probably worth it, yeah.
I shoot 3 arrows per attack, too.
So 19 plus 19.
And then 1's 27.
Am I getting Brillstaff? I'm not sure who's getting it.
It's reducing your Cero Arrow damage to... I don't think it is.
Cause like I'm hitting for 16, 14, 13, but then I do this.
Yeah, they're all just increased.
Oh, he means your W. Yeah, I understand.
Makes you do 40% or 35% less damage, but you hit three targets.
of
I'm still just shooting the night single target oh god oh god I got meleeed one time thank
You're
I'm stuck with her move. Oh, sir. Yeah, he's dead
Ooh, we got Brilliant Sora.
Nice.
I regen mana faster than I spend it with Searing Arrows now, so I can permanently have it
that.
i swear my class is a scalar
just wait
cute is more damage
those thirty seven also chips away their armor which is really fucking good
it helps all of our melee or physical damage dealers
i'm just kinda
save manner right now
Press Q. Ah, we're fine. Why would I spend mana when we're fine?
I guess pushing is fine. It's good.
Alright, fine. I'll press Q.
All right, fountain of health, now we get 1 gold every 5 seconds, love that.
Jeez.
So wait, shouldn't I have got increased agility by one per level?
Shouldn't have given me like seven agility?
Oh, it's per level of... I see what you mean. I'm done. Of the skill. Okay, I'm chipping
armor. I'm doing pure single target on Garethos here. I'm ignoring everyone else. Chipping
armor, flame arrow, single target, damn. I just crit him for 386 I think. Fuck, I can
go buy my boots.
SMG says back, alright.
I'm going back, and I'm going to go buy boots.
Of Quailphalos.
your command
and then what was the next thing I need
hyperbracers
should we be should I be hitting gareth those feel like I should be lasting gareth those
I would use multi-shot on Gara.
You think?
Oh, if you go Agi build, you should scale Agi.
I mean, what other fucking build is there?
Should I start leveling Agi instead?
Uh-oh.
That looks good.
Damn.
Spider rain, claws of attack, increase attack range by 75 and damage dealt by 10%.
There's a lot of things that look good.
Oh, here we go.
Model attack in the boss.
have multi-shot and so I am cleaving the ads but yeah I should turn that off I
feel like my team already has the cleave for the ads I don't need to be doing
it. Ow.
just spam stunning me.
Summon pets. Someone's a bear, which deals 75% of average damage to enemies.
Okay.
Oh shit, I have a fucking taunt on this thing too!
Here's the physical damage taken, 35% of my Agility.
The attacks have 100% Agility bonus damage to target an enemy.
What the fuck?
Hey, my bear has buttons!
Hey, that's sick!
my bear died some of the bear back
Damn!
Yeah, I gotta go home.
fuck I need 50 gold anyone got 49 gold actually I need less than that okay
that's enough okay hundred from stars hundred from Lamer we buy this allies
100 back to Lamer and stars can have 69.
TY!
of
them up there slow
can I summon multiple bears no I can't all right well tested
oh shiznit
I await your command, let's get going.
I await your command.
Pure single target.
102 auto attack crit that's pretty good stuff
What does this do?
Increase attack speed?
Oh, for 5 seconds.
Interesting.
I am I'm looking at it
Guys we gotta back the fuck up I will say
Oh my bear died
What am I buying next boots
I feel like boots never actually get shit done.
Get the weapon, the gun.
Oh yeah, there is that one gun.
True.
Spider ring and claws of attack.
Okay.
Boots lower your damage.
Only if you get the wrong ones.
I'm pretty sure they increase or more agi stuff. Yeah
Plus 40 man, I got rapid fire
Hey, rapid fire is kinda crazy.
If I use it with the armor chip, you need mana as well.
Maybe there's a Gain mana on attack?
I don't know.
i see one item to buy
i wanna buy
this
plus five dams six all stats eight agi and it gives endurance aura
gives twelve percent attack speed so i need a spider ring crown of kings and
hyperbracers crown of kings
spider ring
loves to face cause of tech three case will buy
Okay, got it.
Holy shit.
Massive taunt?
All right, my bear just died.
Damage dealt with attacks and abilities have a chance to deal a bonus damage over time.
That's pretty fucking big.
That's a good passive.
Okay, I'm a umus fuck.
I'll turn off fire arrow.
Okay, big bear into big taunt.
More agility here.
Alright here comes the A-bomb.
I'm blasting this A-bomb as hard as I can.
That was everything.
Founted with my bear.
Get high ground. Do you do bonus damage if you have high ground in this game? I don't
know if you do. Oh, you do... Okay, I'm dead, by the way. Oh, I'm dead. You miss on low ground.
I didn't know that.
Interesting. Okay, I'm done.
I'm buying a spider ring, so gloves of hay, slippers of agility.
Okay.
Get the A bomb down.
Fuck it, single target.
Nice, plus 250 gold.
That's a spider ring.
And then I need Crown of Kings and Hyperbracers.
shit I should probably start getting some range getting a little crowded in here
Oh god.
Okay, Misha's gonna die, that's fine.
You got a good run?
Alright, how much damage am I doing? 51, they're doing 62 and 60 and 63. Man, I fucking suck.
What am I doing wrong here? Whereas my class, I actually just like a late game scaler, alright?
Maybe it's because I took all this Assault and not pure Agi early on.
Bad items.
Yeah, they may be some little split.
I put seven levels into the wrong thing, I think.
Going for the late game items rather than the early game.
Are these late game?
Yeah, I think you're right.
The agi plus 10%.
I don't know how much it's actually doing, maybe that is like one of the last items you
get.
We got an A bomb in here by the way
Honestly this level 14 pierce seems kind of crazy
25% chance to essentially do double damage over time. I lose 30% movement? Oh, hello.
I wonder if it's like I decide between that? No, it's the pure passive.
Massive, okay.
We got to finish that A bomb holy fuck nice
I almost killed the aura fuck I am pumping him more agi
nice he's dead 900 gold for hyperbracers there two oom maybe I turn steering
No, Searing Arrows is too good. I gotta leave that on.
Yeah, I'm just spamming Rapid Fire off CD.
Especially now that I got Pierce.
Let me go by.
Or keep a bear around as a roar bot.
That's a smart idea, yeah?
Just summon him and just don't let him die.
Because he does last forever.
So yeah, actually.
It's going to keep my bear up.
Damn stars is doing 80 DPS. I am catching up. I swear. I'm starting to scale
And he's healing whatever man
And he got brilliant brilliant Sora stars is high value
That's crazy. Hey, boss time. Do we have interrupts? That is the question.
our torrent does okay
We also have zero armor chip. I mean I don't have the mana to use it.
I'm hitting this guy for 50 on a good day.
Ah.
Oh fuck.
Nooooo my bear.
Someone bandaged my bear.
He died.
It's on another one.
Yeah, I gotta keep on my cleave.
Which is so much better.
drawer.
God!
Hey little armor chip.
of
god
Oh
This guy fingered
Uh-oh, we lost somebody.
getting shot by the archers now.
reset. It is so absurd how much damage that does.
Ah.
One fucking HP again.
Nice stun.
I think I'm good here, right?
Yeah, I can shoot through this pillar.
We love that.
Boss is afk, now he resets but whenever he does this he regens really fast so we probably
should pull the boss back in which I'm going to.
Ship is armor, no pure single target, attack speed, buff my damage with roar.
I was out of range of war, sad.
So low.
Excellent.
Woo!
Second boss down.
What was I buying?
I'm going for this thing.
The Kellen's Dagger.
Which means I have spider ring.
I've got that.
I need a Crown of Kings.
Nice, I got the dagger.
Endurance aura.
Oh, that's good stuff.
That's really good stuff.
Ah, 18 agility.
And Max HP and Emerald.
Huh.
Maybe Eagle Eye? You already had endurance. Did we?
So it doesn't stack.
He said no, mine is different. The dev is spoken.
Wait, my bear. Nooo! You idiot, my fault.
Channels to increase attack range, next attack deals bonus damage to target enemy around stuns.
Wait, what?
oh god oh my god I barely lived
Alright, so I'm ramping it up 150, 450, 600, 750, and I just blast all of them, I guess.
Maybe I should go up here?
It doesn't scale with Agility really.
I don't think this is something I actually give a fuck about, considering I'm doing an
Agility stacking build.
Also, I don't know, like, if it's actually like a DPS increase to use that off CD.
I don't think it is.
I think it's best to just Auto Attack.
Or it's a stun for bosses. Yeah. Maybe it's good here. I don't know. Look how grouped
up they are.
I think it's good for AoE, I don't know. It's a lot.
Also gives me time to like, mana regen a bit.
Okay, what the fuck am I buying next?
Now I think I want this gun. So, spider ring, claws of attack.
She was way better, Ailee.
Couldn't I do both?
I mean light boots are also a play.
of attack it is, whatever.
I think the minus 4 damage is a tooltip bug.
this boat. I want to single target it. Oh god. I don't think we can kill the boat yet.
I'm just trying to kill this guy with a fucking aura.
He's giving everyone endurance and devotional, I think.
So he's gotta go.
Almost got him.
Okay, he's dead.
Ranger would be OP for taking out the boat.
Yeah, range seems like a sleeper stat for sure.
Let's get more of it.
I
Fucker just silenced me
Fuck I cannot kill that boat
there we go it's done how am I still silence by the way
How?
Okay, I'm going home.
Okay, claws of attack, 8.
Okay, that's 1200 gold.
I've got a ways to go.
I'll just wait for that.
Okay, I'm going home.
Okay, claws of attack, 8.
Okay, that's 1200 gold.
I've got a ways to go.
I'll just wait for that
I'm just single targeting this boss
Oh god.
God, and a special wave? Oh my god, we gotta kill that boss.
Okay, I'm trying to blast him here.
Oh my god, and our tower.
Shit.
Oh my god he's fucking one but I still have Misha get in there Misha fuck
him up he's so low 3,000 HP
Uther is also 50%
Nooooo way he's so low
Uther bubble
Please
He bubbled, he bubbled, he bubbled
We gotta kill him
I don't want HP I'm dead
Oh my god
GG.
Motherfucker!
Yeah, I coulda charged shot him.
I don't know if that woulda killed him.
I'd be alive.
I gotta just play a character I'm actually comfortable on.
And I know what to build immediately without looking and wondering the whole time
What ink attacks increased by five percent that looked like an insane item
All right last one assassin assassin was good, but last one
Last attempt, well I gotta restart my game.
Actually, I'm at the 6 hour mark guys, I think that might be a wrap.
I think that's gonna be a wrap here guys.
Unfortunate, not enough time.
G to the Gs, I will be live tomorrow.
tomorrow it's either gonna be that map kind of exile or dark and darker and
you thought you need more maps I played that shit all day that was actually
super fun makes a playing dev fun game keep it up everyone else thank you so
much appreciate y'all watching I'll see you guys tomorrow hopefully you have a
great day peace out stay safe