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Team Alusia, Team Brooks."}, {"start": 392.46, "end": 393.96, "text": " I hadn't do it. I didn't hear any of this."}, {"start": 393.96, "end": 395.46, "text": " I'd never seen anything like this before."}, {"start": 395.46, "end": 396.04, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 396.04, "end": 397.76, "text": " So the way this works is it's not like we're going to go off."}, {"start": 397.76, "end": 399.84, "text": " You're playing for points, and the highest score"}, {"start": 399.84, "end": 400.84, "text": " at the end of the game wins."}, {"start": 400.84, "end": 401.76, "text": " They're super tubes."}, {"start": 401.76, "end": 403.4, "text": " Hole in one to give you more points."}, {"start": 403.4, "end": 404.84, "text": " You guys will figure it out as we go."}, {"start": 404.84, "end": 405.64, "text": " Look at this shit."}, {"start": 405.64, "end": 406.72, "text": " We had those in Boston."}, {"start": 406.72, "end": 407.28, "text": " It was fun."}, {"start": 407.28, "end": 410.16, "text": " This looks nuts."}, {"start": 410.16, "end": 411.08, "text": " Can she get a super tube?"}, {"start": 413.8, "end": 415.08, "text": " There is also a hat."}, {"start": 415.08, "end": 417.48, "text": " And then the fucking, I saw the shickets"}, {"start": 417.48, "end": 418.90000000000003, "text": " Tracked on the TV."}, {"start": 422.14000000000004, "end": 423.44, "text": " Fuck it, look at this."}, {"start": 423.44, "end": 425.72, "text": " So because of that, you lost 10 points."}, {"start": 425.72, "end": 427.24, "text": " How does it know?"}, {"start": 427.24, "end": 428.56, "text": " Well, I'm doing fantastic."}, {"start": 430.56, "end": 431.52000000000004, "text": " Are those power-ups?"}, {"start": 431.52000000000004, "end": 433.08000000000004, "text": " They actually might have power-ups."}, {"start": 433.08000000000004, "end": 435.28000000000003, "text": " You guys can kind of see how the scoring works."}, {"start": 437.32, "end": 439.04, "text": " And then after this one, we won't spend as much time."}, {"start": 439.04, "end": 439.88, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 439.88, "end": 440.76, "text": " You guys can see a show."}, {"start": 440.76, "end": 444.16, "text": " She had 35 points for a three,"}, {"start": 444.16, "end": 446.12, "text": " and then lost 10 points for the hazard."}, {"start": 446.12, "end": 449.24, "text": " cool is all of your points are tied to your golf ball so you'll see it light up green"}, {"start": 449.8, "end": 453.8, "text": " and then it knows it's my ball. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 456.04, "end": 458.76, "text": " Oh I'm going to have to. Hey at least we're even."}, {"start": 462.04, "end": 463.8, "text": " That sound effect really hits you hard doesn't it?"}, {"start": 465.24, "end": 470.04, "text": " LED detection TVH is kind of neat. I thought it was cool. It's got to be something inside the"}, {"start": 470.04, "end": 475.88, "text": " golf ball that like gets detected. I thought that was going to go around. I thought it was just me."}, {"start": 476.12, "end": 480.36, "text": " That's 35 points, minus 10 points because of the hazard."}, {"start": 480.36, "end": 483.04, "text": " Now for hole two, there's a hole in this building."}, {"start": 483.04, "end": 484.88, "text": " You have to jump through the hoop, which is awesome."}, {"start": 484.88, "end": 488.08, "text": " There's the super tube over there with the final hole down there."}, {"start": 488.08, "end": 489.08, "text": " The only ones here."}, {"start": 489.08, "end": 491.08, "text": " I'll take a look at how tiny this side of the ramp is."}, {"start": 491.08, "end": 493.08, "text": " It's not even the width of the putter head."}, {"start": 493.08, "end": 498.88, "text": " But I would imagine if you get it in that, it's going to go into the super tube down there."}, {"start": 498.88, "end": 499.88, "text": " Or just wait."}, {"start": 499.88, "end": 501.38, "text": " Well, I mean..."}, {"start": 501.38, "end": 502.88, "text": " Okay, that almost worked."}, {"start": 502.88, "end": 505.04, "text": " That was an accidental almost working."}, {"start": 505.04, "end": 510.68, "text": " I think this will be 40 points for two just so we know for sure. Yep 40 points. Okay"}, {"start": 512.44, "end": 517.88, "text": " Am I crazy or but how does he not add I don't know some like DMCA free like"}, {"start": 520.16, "end": 522.16, "text": " Upbeat music"}, {"start": 523.5600000000001, "end": 525.5600000000001, "text": " My crazy"}, {"start": 527.64, "end": 531.52, "text": " The silence is deafening his top comment. This is better"}, {"start": 535.04, "end": 536.92, "text": " I thought for a second I was gonna go around."}, {"start": 536.92, "end": 538.0799999999999, "text": " Maybe hole three will be it."}, {"start": 538.0799999999999, "end": 538.92, "text": " It could be."}, {"start": 538.92, "end": 540.0799999999999, "text": " And that was actually a five for Alicia"}, {"start": 540.0799999999999, "end": 541.5999999999999, "text": " because she accidentally moved her ball."}, {"start": 541.5999999999999, "end": 544.52, "text": " It feels like the intro to like the back room or something."}, {"start": 544.52, "end": 546.5999999999999, "text": " So that's why I said that she had five strokes on that one."}, {"start": 546.5999999999999, "end": 549.4399999999999, "text": " Only 15 points behind though, so not too bad."}, {"start": 549.4399999999999, "end": 550.28, "text": " It might be."}, {"start": 550.28, "end": 551.12, "text": " This might be my hole."}, {"start": 551.12, "end": 552.5999999999999, "text": " It's got hearts all over it."}, {"start": 552.5999999999999, "end": 553.76, "text": " Hey, that could be it."}, {"start": 553.76, "end": 555.76, "text": " I mean, you see all the crazy holes in the background."}, {"start": 555.76, "end": 557.8, "text": " There's a lot of point potential on some of these."}, {"start": 557.8, "end": 559.28, "text": " And this one's just cool looking."}, {"start": 559.28, "end": 563.48, "text": " So somehow there's the super tube in the half pipe"}, {"start": 563.48, "end": 564.76, "text": " and the final hole."}, {"start": 564.76, "end": 568.64, "text": " That's not even possible to get up in the middle with lots of no man's land on each side."}, {"start": 568.64, "end": 570.6, "text": " I have no idea how you would make it in that."}, {"start": 575.72, "end": 576.96, "text": " Oh, that's still really good."}, {"start": 577.68, "end": 579.0, "text": " Okay, that went a lot better than I thought."}, {"start": 579.0, "end": 579.5, "text": " That's great."}, {"start": 581.24, "end": 581.74, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 581.74, "end": 583.0, "text": " See, this hole, we were getting it all together."}, {"start": 583.12, "end": 585.24, "text": " Okay, well, just don't pay attention to my first two holes."}, {"start": 586.52, "end": 589.16, "text": " Yeah, I feel like you have to try to half pipe it back and forth."}, {"start": 589.16, "end": 590.64, "text": " I don't know how you would go straight at it."}, {"start": 592.92, "end": 593.88, "text": " Maybe, aww."}, {"start": 594.04, "end": 594.54, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 594.76, "end": 596.76, "text": " Clear it"}, {"start": 597.68, "end": 599.68, "text": " We might get some rollback steel"}, {"start": 601.36, "end": 605.6, "text": " And hey the fact that neither one of us went in the hazard or into either of those I felt like it's pretty good for us"}, {"start": 608.3199999999999, "end": 611.64, "text": " And that should be a 40 for me as well, okay, this is awesome, so"}, {"start": 612.04, "end": 614.66, "text": " It's I'm assuming isn't gonna pick up once it resets"}, {"start": 615.04, "end": 618.66, "text": " Yeah, so you put it up and around when it goes underneath the sensor right there"}, {"start": 618.76, "end": 624.0, "text": " What extra points depending on what it's on rides all the way around to the bottom and then you have to putt for your strokes"}, {"start": 624.76, "end": 628.76, "text": " That's really cool. There is a 25 on there. I'm gonna see if I can try to time it."}, {"start": 628.76, "end": 629.76, "text": " No, you can't."}, {"start": 629.76, "end": 632.76, "text": " I'm too early. Oh, I got it!"}, {"start": 632.76, "end": 633.76, "text": " Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 633.76, "end": 636.76, "text": " Oh, you get to get a hole in one after this to win it."}, {"start": 636.76, "end": 638.76, "text": " So it's not even guaranteed getting it."}, {"start": 638.76, "end": 640.76, "text": " And I guess this is where it counts, like..."}, {"start": 640.76, "end": 643.76, "text": " So that doesn't count as a stroke, and now this will be stroke one."}, {"start": 643.76, "end": 645.76, "text": " That's a lot more pressure now."}, {"start": 647.76, "end": 649.76, "text": " No, no, I just missed it."}, {"start": 650.76, "end": 652.76, "text": " No 25 points for a hole in one."}, {"start": 654.76, "end": 656.76, "text": " My knees were weak and my arms were heavy on that one."}, {"start": 656.76, "end": 660.16, "text": " You could take a giant lead if you get that and get the whole in one."}, {"start": 660.16, "end": 662.76, "text": " Cause I'm assuming the whole in one is 50 points, but it could be more."}, {"start": 665.76, "end": 666.76, "text": " What'd she get?"}, {"start": 666.76, "end": 667.76, "text": " It's still fine."}, {"start": 667.76, "end": 670.76, "text": " If you get the five plus the whole in one, you're gonna get a lot of points."}, {"start": 670.76, "end": 672.76, "text": " Okay, I can't listen to him talk anymore."}, {"start": 672.76, "end": 673.76, "text": " Jesus fuck."}, {"start": 676.76, "end": 680.76, "text": " That's a cool thing though, I don't know. I've never seen a futuristic golf course like that."}, {"start": 684.76, "end": 688.86, "text": " it's one o'clock"}, {"start": 688.86, "end": 690.14, "text": " made that's you"}, {"start": 690.14, "end": 696.14, "text": " isn't"}, {"start": 696.14, "end": 697.8199999999999, "text": " so"}, {"start": 697.8199999999999, "end": 700.6, "text": " three options today"}, {"start": 700.6, "end": 703.8199999999999, "text": " actually for truly message me some dumb ass fucking game that i'm not going to"}, {"start": 703.8199999999999, "end": 705.76, "text": " play so fuck that option"}, {"start": 705.76, "end": 707.78, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 707.78, "end": 712.7, "text": " but warcraft three i want to try and beat that one uh..."}, {"start": 712.7, "end": 719.0200000000001, "text": " I actually played it a bit last night, and we killed- we never killed the third boss."}, {"start": 720.0200000000001, "end": 723.5400000000001, "text": " And then there's Darker and Darker, and then there's Path of Exile."}, {"start": 725.38, "end": 727.62, "text": " Pfft. Those are the options."}, {"start": 729.1, "end": 731.7, "text": " Anyways, let's play Warcraft 3, custom games."}, {"start": 733.0600000000001, "end": 733.6600000000001, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 735.6600000000001, "end": 736.82, "text": " Backpack battles."}, {"start": 738.0600000000001, "end": 739.1800000000001, "text": " Oh, there's that dude."}, {"start": 742.7, "end": 748.44, "text": " Oh, I feel like I need to get good players in my lobbies"}, {"start": 750.1, "end": 752.1, "text": " Trying to win"}, {"start": 753.1800000000001, "end": 755.1800000000001, "text": " Which might title be"}, {"start": 755.3000000000001, "end": 757.3000000000001, "text": " Please be good"}, {"start": 757.82, "end": 759.82, "text": " V8 I"}, {"start": 761.0600000000001, "end": 766.58, "text": " Did like probably six or five attempts last night four of those attempts"}, {"start": 767.34, "end": 770.94, "text": " Completely failed because people didn't restart their game beforehand"}, {"start": 770.94, "end": 780.94, "text": " Oh wow, SMG is on. Did y'all reset your game for joining?"}, {"start": 780.94, "end": 794.94, "text": " Oh shit, her fucking stars want to send. Just launched, guaranteed crash."}, {"start": 794.94, "end": 799.94, "text": " Oh, sorry Slidar, go ahead Stars."}, {"start": 803.94, "end": 806.94, "text": " Oof, sorry Dream, I got a lot of Stars in."}, {"start": 806.94, "end": 810.94, "text": " Okay guys, you gotta calm down here."}, {"start": 810.94, "end": 812.94, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 812.94, "end": 817.94, "text": " Ah, okay, I can tank, that's fine, you do that."}, {"start": 817.94, "end": 820.94, "text": " I don't even know what I'm gonna play."}, {"start": 820.94, "end": 826.48, "text": " Also, I owe stars is gonna play shaman because he can't fucking play anything else and honestly that might be"}, {"start": 826.94, "end": 831.1800000000001, "text": " This is a hard map. I spent all day trying to beat it and I just couldn't do it"}, {"start": 832.74, "end": 835.6, "text": " Even last night so fucking difficult"}, {"start": 836.4200000000001, "end": 843.3800000000001, "text": " Try to see which I saw SMG play see which last night and all you do is funnel mana to your teammates"}, {"start": 843.3800000000001, "end": 845.3800000000001, "text": " You're a base. You're basically a mana battery"}, {"start": 846.5400000000001, "end": 848.5400000000001, "text": " Pass"}, {"start": 848.54, "end": 857.54, "text": " Okay, we got a priest, we got a shaman, Gareth Hose is tanking on Pali, we got a mage, I mean..."}, {"start": 858.54, "end": 860.54, "text": " Do I just go assassin again?"}, {"start": 864.54, "end": 866.54, "text": " I also really like Shadowhunter."}, {"start": 868.54, "end": 870.54, "text": " Nah, don't play as mana battery, Sea Witch is also top..."}, {"start": 872.54, "end": 875.54, "text": " Sea Witch is also top DPS, is it?"}, {"start": 876.54, "end": 877.54, "text": " Fuck it, let's try it."}, {"start": 878.54, "end": 896.78, "text": " Unless they want me to go assassin or something."}, {"start": 896.78, "end": 901.18, "text": " What are my spells?"}, {"start": 901.1800000000001, "end": 914.0600000000001, "text": " blast I guess let's play see which bucket all right increase intelligence by"}, {"start": 914.0600000000001, "end": 919.1, "text": " one max amount of damage let's get intelligence so what do I do here aqua"}, {"start": 919.1, "end": 925.4200000000001, "text": " wave there's 200% intelligence to units in a wave venomous strike what are my"}, {"start": 925.4200000000001, "end": 929.46, "text": " auto attacks the damage tell the tax and cold spells apply chill effects which"}, {"start": 929.46, "end": 930.96, "text": " she was moving at attack speed."}, {"start": 937.0600000000001, "end": 939.5600000000001, "text": " Also chance to apply Pierce reducing their armor available"}, {"start": 939.5600000000001, "end": 940.96, "text": " after using a cold spell."}, {"start": 943.36, "end": 943.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 948.5600000000001, "end": 950.5600000000001, "text": " Ice form versus dot form."}, {"start": 951.36, "end": 952.46, "text": " Toxic spray."}, {"start": 954.96, "end": 958.26, "text": " Okay, so now I'm poison damage dealt with attacks and poison"}, {"start": 958.26, "end": 966.78, "text": " spells have a chance to apply venom dealing assist. Interesting. What do you"}, {"start": 966.78, "end": 971.86, "text": " think's gonna be more damage? Poison or frost?"}, {"start": 978.1, "end": 982.74, "text": " Honestly poison seems like it's gonna be really crazy damage but it's gonna be"}, {"start": 982.74, "end": 986.3, "text": " really annoying to manage because like every auto attack needs to go on"}, {"start": 986.3000000000001, "end": 1001.7, "text": " someone else so that I'm not over stacking the dots poison poison"}, {"start": 1001.7, "end": 1008.7, "text": " More int."}, {"start": 1008.7, "end": 1022.0200000000001, "text": " Yeah, I guess I'll go poison down here, alright, fuck it."}, {"start": 1022.0200000000001, "end": 1028.46, "text": " I'm doing 14 DPS, that is it."}, {"start": 1028.46, "end": 1034.46, "text": " Damn, how the 22 damage on Lilmy Wink, that's crazy."}, {"start": 1034.46, "end": 1037.46, "text": " There's my cam, we're good."}, {"start": 1037.46, "end": 1048.46, "text": " You do not want to pull the boss yet?"}, {"start": 1048.46, "end": 1049.46, "text": " You scale?"}, {"start": 1049.46, "end": 1053.46, "text": " Maybe I do?"}, {"start": 1053.46, "end": 1062.42, "text": " Uh, is anyone gonna get Brilliance Aura?"}, {"start": 1062.42, "end": 1063.42, "text": " The item?"}, {"start": 1063.42, "end": 1066.9, "text": " Okay, let my winks get it, alright."}, {"start": 1066.9, "end": 1072.54, "text": " Uh, I think I know what I want to get then."}, {"start": 1072.54, "end": 1077.02, "text": " I think I'm actually gonna go Big Pumper Caster DPS."}, {"start": 1077.02, "end": 1087.82, "text": " I'll do good damage. But there's an item that increases your intelligence by a"}, {"start": 1087.82, "end": 1092.82, "text": " percentage of your mana. So you grab that, which gives you like, honestly, 30"}, {"start": 1092.82, "end": 1097.02, "text": " intelligence. It's fucking nuts. And then you just get other items that give you a"}, {"start": 1097.02, "end": 1101.46, "text": " lot of mana, making that first item that gives you intelligence based on your"}, {"start": 1101.46, "end": 1108.46, "text": " total mana even better. We got a wave? We do. We got to back the f**k up."}, {"start": 1120.66, "end": 1127.66, "text": " Boonga Boonga build. I don't know where the Boonga Boonga came in but sure."}, {"start": 1131.46, "end": 1139.14, "text": " Actually getting owned out of here, help!"}, {"start": 1139.14, "end": 1143.94, "text": " Ooh, ooh, fuck."}, {"start": 1143.94, "end": 1146.14, "text": " New spell, poison arrow."}, {"start": 1146.14, "end": 1150.8600000000001, "text": " Add bonus damage, you go to 1% of Maxmanana."}, {"start": 1150.8600000000001, "end": 1151.8600000000001, "text": " Oh, that's huge!"}, {"start": 1151.8600000000001, "end": 1154.3400000000001, "text": " Wait, I'm actually a Maxmana Andy!"}, {"start": 1154.3400000000001, "end": 1157.66, "text": " This is perfect for me, for what I literally was just describing."}, {"start": 1157.66, "end": 1175.42, "text": " Okay, there's bonus damage around the target."}, {"start": 1175.42, "end": 1190.3400000000001, "text": " It's a lot of mana though, god dang."}, {"start": 1190.3400000000001, "end": 1192.8200000000002, "text": " That's a lot of money, I gotta go buy."}, {"start": 1192.8200000000002, "end": 1197.5800000000002, "text": " So the thing I need to buy is this item, the wizardy rod."}, {"start": 1197.5800000000002, "end": 1200.8600000000001, "text": " So I need an ancient figurine and a pen and a mana, ancient figurine."}, {"start": 1200.8600000000001, "end": 1204.8400000000001, "text": " To make an ancient figurine you need a pen and a mana or a mantle."}, {"start": 1204.84, "end": 1216.6799999999998, "text": " need a pendant of energy and something else fuck you need a sobie mask I"}, {"start": 1216.6799999999998, "end": 1221.8799999999999, "text": " should have bought a sobie mask first oh what a misplay that would actually be"}, {"start": 1221.8799999999999, "end": 1224.48, "text": " so useful right now"}, {"start": 1224.48, "end": 1247.96, "text": " It's over. Thank you to Antics for the subs."}, {"start": 1247.96, "end": 1249.96, "text": " They're all level four"}, {"start": 1266.04, "end": 1268.04, "text": " Is this soda or an imposter"}, {"start": 1270.32, "end": 1272.32, "text": " Imposter"}, {"start": 1272.32, "end": 1283.36, "text": " Okay, that one movie, Mickey 17, I wonder how things would play out if it was the same"}, {"start": 1283.36, "end": 1285.72, "text": " bullshit except they were a streamer."}, {"start": 1285.72, "end": 1291.32, "text": " And every day they would do like most insane content, so much so that like they had a risk"}, {"start": 1291.32, "end": 1295.36, "text": " of fucking dying every single day, most of the time they would, but they would just replace"}, {"start": 1295.3600000000001, "end": 1309.46, "text": " the streamer with like the new copy are you getting a little fat I am I am gaining weight"}, {"start": 1309.46, "end": 1320.16, "text": " I am dieting as well yesterday I ate once in three weeks Nick and I are going to be"}, {"start": 1320.16, "end": 1332.3600000000001, "text": " going to the gym ish say three weeks ish I think Nick wants to be streaming again"}, {"start": 1332.3600000000001, "end": 1341.2, "text": " ooh 250 gold so be mask Nick wants to be streaming again and we still got to"}, {"start": 1341.2, "end": 1346.72, "text": " figure out all the other bullshit like where we go and how we do it and there's"}, {"start": 1346.72, "end": 1352.6200000000001, "text": " There's a lot of bullshit to figure out."}, {"start": 1352.6200000000001, "end": 1353.92, "text": " One meal per day is not a diet."}, {"start": 1353.92, "end": 1355.52, "text": " You can eat four meals and lose weight."}, {"start": 1355.52, "end": 1359.48, "text": " Sure, I can have four grains of rice a day and lose weight."}, {"start": 1359.48, "end": 1360.48, "text": " You're correct."}, {"start": 1360.48, "end": 1365.1200000000001, "text": " That's four meals."}, {"start": 1365.1200000000001, "end": 1377.1200000000001, "text": " But no, I have a premade meal as I'm doing the whole shebang."}, {"start": 1377.1200000000001, "end": 1378.1200000000001, "text": " Both Viki and I."}, {"start": 1378.1200000000001, "end": 1385.72, "text": " I shouldn't even need to lose weight."}, {"start": 1385.72, "end": 1391.1200000000001, "text": " I'm the one who actually fattest fuck, it's a problem."}, {"start": 1391.1200000000001, "end": 1405.3600000000001, "text": " All those sodas ruin your dieting effort."}, {"start": 1405.3600000000001, "end": 1407.7600000000002, "text": " I get one soda a day."}, {"start": 1407.7600000000002, "end": 1410.24, "text": " This is my one soda I get per day."}, {"start": 1410.24, "end": 1417.6000000000001, "text": " Also we are running out of sugar sodas and I'm not allowed to order anymore, so they're"}, {"start": 1417.6000000000001, "end": 1434.18, "text": " running out hold on mana drain damn look at this okay wait that is sick wait a"}, {"start": 1434.18, "end": 1439.22, "text": " fucking mana drain for my almost selfish bastard fuck you guys"}, {"start": 1439.22, "end": 1443.26, "text": " Oh, I'm spending my own goddamn mana here. Hell yeah"}, {"start": 1448.6200000000001, "end": 1453.6200000000001, "text": " You give mana I mean or I steal it and I keep it I"}, {"start": 1454.1000000000001, "end": 1456.7, "text": " Can also use it on someone else"}, {"start": 1457.46, "end": 1462.26, "text": " To give my mana to someone else fuck that keep it if my damn stuff though for sure"}, {"start": 1463.54, "end": 1465.8600000000001, "text": " Intervate not happening"}, {"start": 1469.22, "end": 1476.22, "text": " A, A, A, A, A, A. A, A, A, A. A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A. A, A, A, A, A, A, A. A, A, A, A, A, A."}, {"start": 1484.22, "end": 1493.22, "text": " Massive managerrains. Holy shit."}, {"start": 1493.22, "end": 1496.22, "text": " Okay I am actually pumping now."}, {"start": 1503.22, "end": 1505.22, "text": " Oh one HP I'm dead."}, {"start": 1505.22, "end": 1507.22, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1507.22, "end": 1509.22, "text": " I was about to own."}, {"start": 1523.22, "end": 1536.34, "text": " Fuck. Here we go. Anxion figurine plus 250."}, {"start": 1540.22, "end": 1546.5, "text": " Okay so now I need, let me see, a pendant of mana and a pendant of energy."}, {"start": 1546.5, "end": 1548.5, "text": " So I need both of these."}, {"start": 1556.5, "end": 1561.5, "text": " So I need a lot of fucking money before I actually finish that item off. That's fine."}, {"start": 1564.5, "end": 1569.5, "text": " Let's push the fuck up so we can actually get the fountain and get that gold."}, {"start": 1569.5, "end": 1578.14, "text": " Is this PvE League of Legends?"}, {"start": 1578.14, "end": 1580.34, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 1580.34, "end": 1586.3, "text": " The whole concept is, you're in this room, if Uther dies, this guy, you lose."}, {"start": 1586.3, "end": 1592.38, "text": " The enemies push up, as you can see we're like fighting back and there's boss waves"}, {"start": 1592.38, "end": 1596.66, "text": " and they push all the way down and then we push all the way back."}, {"start": 1596.66, "end": 1603.44, "text": " If we kill this well, this red thingy, we get a bunch of income."}, {"start": 1603.44, "end": 1607.3000000000002, "text": " So right now, while the boss is dead and the waves aren't that strong, we're trying to"}, {"start": 1607.3000000000002, "end": 1609.14, "text": " put- yup, here we go."}, {"start": 1609.14, "end": 1610.94, "text": " Kill this shit."}, {"start": 1610.94, "end": 1616.7, "text": " And we got a boss in five seconds, so we push that back, we get that money."}, {"start": 1616.7, "end": 1624.22, "text": " And yeah, you build items like League, they combine and make other items."}, {"start": 1624.22, "end": 1629.22, "text": " I will say, playing last night, there was like a lot of people hosting this."}, {"start": 1630.16, "end": 1633.82, "text": " So this seems to be the custom game a lot of people are queuing right now."}, {"start": 1636.38, "end": 1636.88, "text": " Which is cool."}, {"start": 1638.94, "end": 1640.04, "text": " There's a lot of classes."}, {"start": 1640.34, "end": 1643.52, "text": " Um, can't see them now, but I'd say there's probably about 20."}, {"start": 1645.8600000000001, "end": 1646.54, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 1648.38, "end": 1650.52, "text": " And I kind of like the way the dev did this."}, {"start": 1650.52, "end": 1657.52, "text": " So typically in Warcraft 3, like you have all your grid, all these buttons here are kind of griefing, right?"}, {"start": 1657.52, "end": 1665.02, "text": " Stop, hold position, R to attack, there's Pointless, they're there, I guess maybe they're used."}, {"start": 1665.02, "end": 1673.52, "text": " But the dev decided to put all your abilities in this little like folder, now giving you all these abilities."}, {"start": 1675.52, "end": 1678.52, "text": " I need to start pumping more by the way, my damage is horrible."}, {"start": 1680.52, "end": 1685.16, "text": " And the scaling is pretty good too."}, {"start": 1685.16, "end": 1689.54, "text": " Usually Warcraft 3 scaling is cooked, and it's best to just build passives."}, {"start": 1689.54, "end": 1691.0, "text": " The scaling in this game mode is pretty good."}, {"start": 1691.0, "end": 1692.28, "text": " All the classes are valuable."}, {"start": 1692.28, "end": 1700.2, "text": " You have tanks, you need healers, uh, I don't know, it's a really fun custom game."}, {"start": 1700.2, "end": 1710.2, "text": " See, this is a boss right here, he's scary as fuck."}, {"start": 1710.2, "end": 1717.8, "text": " as our tank. We have a priest healing purple. Here comes Uther. If Uther dies we lose, but"}, {"start": 1717.8, "end": 1733.52, "text": " he does help you. He owns and tanks a bit. Helps you early gain a lot. I need more of"}, {"start": 1733.52, "end": 1738.8400000000001, "text": " a- or I need more of a mana spender. Like I'm generating more mana than I know what to"}, {"start": 1738.8400000000001, "end": 1749.64, "text": " do with right now. I don't want to use Hydroblast because I'm like Poison Affinity. If I use"}, {"start": 1749.64, "end": 1762.6000000000001, "text": " a poison it swaps to Cold Mastery. I don't want that. Share with your mage. I guess I"}, {"start": 1762.6000000000001, "end": 1765.2600000000002, "text": " I could start pressing R on teammates, yeah."}, {"start": 1766.94, "end": 1768.3000000000002, "text": " That's true, I could do that."}, {"start": 1772.5400000000002, "end": 1773.5400000000002, "text": " I think I'm supposed to."}, {"start": 1774.66, "end": 1775.16, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1781.3200000000002, "end": 1782.5200000000002, "text": " Give some mana to the mage."}, {"start": 1782.5200000000002, "end": 1783.96, "text": " Share with your healer."}, {"start": 1787.4800000000002, "end": 1787.9800000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1790.1000000000001, "end": 1792.3400000000001, "text": " Little mana for you, little mana for you."}, {"start": 1792.6000000000001, "end": 1797.66, "text": " Alright, see which is fucking strong, by the way."}, {"start": 1797.66, "end": 1800.22, "text": " What a strong fucking class."}, {"start": 1800.22, "end": 1803.72, "text": " Mage gives everyone brilliance, or obviously healers are good."}, {"start": 1803.72, "end": 1806.22, "text": " Where's our healer?"}, {"start": 1806.22, "end": 1818.3000000000002, "text": " Let's pump this guy up."}, {"start": 1818.3, "end": 1829.1, "text": " now I'm mooned."}, {"start": 1829.1, "end": 1832.86, "text": " Star still hasn't gotten a buff."}, {"start": 1832.86, "end": 1834.4199999999998, "text": " How you give a mana?"}, {"start": 1834.42, "end": 1837.42, "text": " by using Siphon mana on a teammate. It gives him my own."}, {"start": 1849.42, "end": 1853.42, "text": " Okay, now we get this well back. We get our one gold every five seconds."}, {"start": 1853.42, "end": 1856.42, "text": " Try and hold it as long as we can."}, {"start": 1864.42, "end": 1882.02, "text": " Okay, we should be good on mana here."}, {"start": 1882.02, "end": 1885.5800000000002, "text": " I really need venomous right deal 100% damage to enemy units, select the area, reduce your"}, {"start": 1885.5800000000002, "end": 1886.5800000000002, "text": " movement speed."}, {"start": 1886.5800000000002, "end": 1893.8600000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's what I need is that."}, {"start": 1893.8600000000001, "end": 1895.2400000000002, "text": " Maybe I pivot to water."}, {"start": 1897.64, "end": 1899.3200000000002, "text": " Oh shit. Okay, so here's the boss."}, {"start": 1900.0400000000002, "end": 1902.68, "text": " It's really hard to kill him on one attempt."}, {"start": 1902.92, "end": 1905.68, "text": " Uh, the goal is to get him as low as possible."}, {"start": 1906.3600000000001, "end": 1909.2, "text": " And then the next time we come in, hopefully he's like half HP."}, {"start": 1910.0000000000002, "end": 1911.2, "text": " You can just walk away."}, {"start": 1911.5200000000002, "end": 1916.88, "text": " Uh, and the boss does regenerate at an accelerated rate when he's not in combat, but it's not horrible."}, {"start": 1917.2, "end": 1919.16, "text": " You can walk away, recover, then come back."}, {"start": 1923.8600000000001, "end": 1935.38, "text": " RIP. Okay, that was a fat storm bolt."}, {"start": 1935.38, "end": 1940.0200000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna give Siphon mana to stars."}, {"start": 1940.0200000000002, "end": 1941.0200000000002, "text": " Our shaman is..."}, {"start": 1941.0200000000002, "end": 1943.0200000000002, "text": " Oom, as fuck."}, {"start": 1943.0200000000002, "end": 1945.3400000000001, "text": " Gotcha, dawg."}, {"start": 1945.3400000000001, "end": 1948.0600000000002, "text": " OH!"}, {"start": 1948.0600000000002, "end": 1949.5800000000002, "text": " This guy fucking..."}, {"start": 1949.5800000000002, "end": 1950.5800000000002, "text": " Picture perfect!"}, {"start": 1950.58, "end": 1951.4199999999998, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 1955.98, "end": 1957.1799999999998, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 1957.1799999999998, "end": 1959.12, "text": " Stunned as soon as I hit the button."}, {"start": 1961.62, "end": 1964.62, "text": " Did he just stormbolt the only innervate I'm gonna get?"}, {"start": 1964.62, "end": 1965.86, "text": " Yeah, you're a good kid."}, {"start": 1967.0, "end": 1967.84, "text": " Take another one."}, {"start": 1970.8999999999999, "end": 1971.74, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 1977.58, "end": 1978.4199999999998, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 1980.5800000000002, "end": 1985.5800000000002, "text": " Alright, I'm tanking. I can't be tanking all this ouchie."}, {"start": 1985.5800000000002, "end": 2010.8600000000001, "text": " Man, it's annoying how this Toxic Spray sometimes hits like 8 people."}, {"start": 2010.8600000000001, "end": 2014.3000000000002, "text": " the time it's only hitting three."}, {"start": 2014.3000000000002, "end": 2018.5000000000002, "text": " Damn, SMG is doing 48 DPS."}, {"start": 2018.5000000000002, "end": 2019.5000000000002, "text": " That is nuts."}, {"start": 2019.5000000000002, "end": 2039.9, "text": " I'm gonna give some mana to our healer, because it's a specific range, yeah, I think so, and"}, {"start": 2039.9, "end": 2041.9, "text": " I understand that still aids"}, {"start": 2043.38, "end": 2045.38, "text": " Okay, let's train some Anna"}, {"start": 2059.2200000000003, "end": 2064.7200000000003, "text": " Nine Kings has ranked PvP mode, but is nine Kings that one game"}, {"start": 2066.02, "end": 2068.02, "text": " We're like you select the squares"}, {"start": 2069.9, "end": 2077.9, "text": " I guess it's not a very descriptive..."}, {"start": 2081.9, "end": 2087.9, "text": " Oh shit. I think I remember there's like druid and there's like thorns and you do plants and stuff."}, {"start": 2090.9, "end": 2092.9, "text": " It's async multiplayer."}, {"start": 2093.9, "end": 2095.9, "text": " It's like backpack battles."}, {"start": 2096.7000000000003, "end": 2099.98, "text": " Never heard async multiplayer, but that sounds like that's what that is"}, {"start": 2101.7000000000003, "end": 2106.88, "text": " Okay, so I have Aqua wave now, maybe I should pivot to frosty ps. I think I do"}, {"start": 2106.88, "end": 2126.84, "text": " I need to give mana to somebody. I'm not sure who... I want to give it to our priest."}, {"start": 2126.84, "end": 2133.48, "text": " Multiplayer came out today. I might play that then. You know, especially if we can just"}, {"start": 2133.48, "end": 2140.48, "text": " beat this custom game I'll be very happy"}, {"start": 2140.48, "end": 2164.92, "text": " Okay, no, Aqua sucks, fuck it, I'm going back to poison."}, {"start": 2164.92, "end": 2177.2400000000002, "text": " Actually wait let me see something here hold on oh and it pivots to frost arrow I see"}, {"start": 2177.2400000000002, "end": 2185.28, "text": " okay never mind."}, {"start": 2185.28, "end": 2209.96, "text": " Let's do our best, get him to half and we're good."}, {"start": 2209.96, "end": 2211.96, "text": " Custom Abysses, it's called Dalaran Siege."}, {"start": 2229.7200000000003, "end": 2233.12, "text": " Go ahead and give some mana to Thrall here."}, {"start": 2233.46, "end": 2235.96, "text": " I think Starz is off healing and doing damage, so..."}, {"start": 2237.08, "end": 2239.08, "text": " Pretty... Everyone here is fucking valuable."}, {"start": 2239.08, "end": 2241.72, "text": " I don't think there's anyone not doing shit here."}, {"start": 2252.84, "end": 2257.7999999999997, "text": " Surely not the Naga. Of course not. Naga is extremely valuable."}, {"start": 2257.8, "end": 2266.76, "text": " 1080 gold so the next thing I need to buy is pen and mana it's 1,1,2,5"}, {"start": 2269.48, "end": 2271.32, "text": " it's actually very useful on this character"}, {"start": 2277.7200000000003, "end": 2279.7200000000003, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 2287.8, "end": 2295.1000000000004, "text": " Okay, another push."}, {"start": 2295.1000000000004, "end": 2299.6400000000003, "text": " I think when we kill this guy we get 1,250 gold too, so that's gonna just complete my"}, {"start": 2299.6400000000003, "end": 2305.48, "text": " item, essentially."}, {"start": 2305.48, "end": 2315.1200000000003, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 2315.12, "end": 2322.02, "text": " who do I who needs man a fuck I feel like everyone does a priest is good"}, {"start": 2322.02, "end": 2329.46, "text": " thralls good wait for now I just keep getting manner for myself I can dump it"}, {"start": 2329.46, "end": 2337.5, "text": " when y'all are tapped what does aqua even do it does a wave of damage that"}, {"start": 2337.5, "end": 2341.7599999999998, "text": " doesn't feel like it hits a lot of people I tried it out the problem is the"}, {"start": 2341.76, "end": 2347.36, "text": " way this character works you need to try and stay with your affinity so right now I'm poison affinity"}, {"start": 2353.1200000000003, "end": 2357.0400000000004, "text": " uh damage dealt with attacks and poison spells have a chance to apply venom"}, {"start": 2357.76, "end": 2362.5600000000004, "text": " but this is only applied after using a venom spell so if I do a frost spell into a venom"}, {"start": 2362.5600000000004, "end": 2364.5600000000004, "text": " spell I'll essentially never have a passive"}, {"start": 2368.32, "end": 2370.32, "text": " ever"}, {"start": 2371.76, "end": 2382.2000000000003, "text": " no it works on spell cast what so I can be using both if I've been wrong this"}, {"start": 2382.2000000000003, "end": 2384.6000000000004, "text": " whole time"}, {"start": 2387.96, "end": 2397.36, "text": " well fuck me okay casting wave casting poison okay good luck I'm not giving"}, {"start": 2397.36, "end": 2400.36, "text": " I don't want to be on man anymore. I have buttons to press. Have fun."}, {"start": 2427.36, "end": 2451.1200000000003, "text": " Maybe I should give some mana to someone else."}, {"start": 2451.12, "end": 2453.12, "text": " Now I know why my damage has been so bad."}, {"start": 2481.12, "end": 2491.12, "text": " Massive dam."}, {"start": 2491.12, "end": 2498.48, "text": " Can you just keep farming small waves for XP?"}, {"start": 2498.48, "end": 2499.96, "text": " Are we allowed to just sit here and farm?"}, {"start": 2499.96, "end": 2502.48, "text": " I actually don't know."}, {"start": 2502.48, "end": 2505.16, "text": " I don't see any timers."}, {"start": 2505.16, "end": 2508.96, "text": " Oh, we're capped on XP."}, {"start": 2508.96, "end": 2513.96, "text": " But aren't we farming gold by holding onto this gold mine?"}, {"start": 2523.96, "end": 2526.96, "text": " The longer you hold, the longer you risk the map crashing."}, {"start": 2526.96, "end": 2531.96, "text": " Oh, okay. So that's our limiter, is the map crashing."}, {"start": 2536.96, "end": 2537.96, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 2538.96, "end": 2545.96, "text": " It's part of the game."}, {"start": 2568.96, "end": 2580.26, "text": " All right first boss is down"}, {"start": 2580.26, "end": 2592.88, "text": " 2600 gold by the way"}, {"start": 2592.88, "end": 2598.52, "text": " that was the first there are a lot so that's number one and then it goes to number two"}, {"start": 2598.52, "end": 2603.12, "text": " And then it goes, I've never killed number three, and I don't even know if it goes past that. I've never been."}, {"start": 2606.72, "end": 2609.62, "text": " But I gotta buy a pen and a mana, and then I gotta buy..."}, {"start": 2610.72, "end": 2614.42, "text": " The Wizardy Rod, and then I need to buy another Stobie Mask."}, {"start": 2616.22, "end": 2618.92, "text": " So the next item I'm gonna buy is Cadgar's Spellbook."}, {"start": 2620.62, "end": 2623.32, "text": " I need a pen and a mana, Ancient Figure, and Crown of Kings."}, {"start": 2625.02, "end": 2626.72, "text": " It's a pen and the bigger small one."}, {"start": 2626.7200000000003, "end": 2636.2000000000003, "text": " Big one, okay, I get another spell at level 11 to"}, {"start": 2656.7200000000003, "end": 2669.36, "text": " Okay special wave coming in"}, {"start": 2669.36, "end": 2686.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2686.06, "end": 2707.42, "text": " I really need fucking venomous strikes, super bad."}, {"start": 2707.42, "end": 2711.98, "text": " Oswars realized a lot- oop, hello."}, {"start": 2711.98, "end": 2714.18, "text": " These all share a cooldown, oop."}, {"start": 2714.18, "end": 2721.18, "text": " holy fuck okay they're all here"}, {"start": 2725.64, "end": 2732.64, "text": " give some money to our mage"}, {"start": 2744.18, "end": 2749.18, "text": " He said care, care. Why, why are we care?"}, {"start": 2754.18, "end": 2757.18, "text": " Oh, he died. Oh, let's give some mana to Thrall."}, {"start": 2774.18, "end": 2781.18, "text": " So some manner from this guy, 500 gold."}, {"start": 2781.18, "end": 2785.7, "text": " Yeah, I could buy a pendant of energy."}, {"start": 2785.7, "end": 2787.7, "text": " Parts of my figurine."}, {"start": 2787.7, "end": 2789.8199999999997, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 2789.8199999999997, "end": 2793.06, "text": " Fuck the boots."}, {"start": 2793.06, "end": 2796.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2796.74, "end": 2800.22, "text": " And then next I need to buy a mantle of intelligence."}, {"start": 2800.22, "end": 2803.02, "text": " Ooh, level 11?"}, {"start": 2803.02, "end": 2805.02, "text": " Oh fuck yes"}, {"start": 2805.1, "end": 2811.2599999999998, "text": " All right, how does this work? He was wondering if we're gonna tell the two enemy at selected area and reduces their movement speed. Oh"}, {"start": 2811.74, "end": 2813.74, "text": " Look at that. Oh"}, {"start": 2814.22, "end": 2816.22, "text": " Look at that"}, {"start": 2817.82, "end": 2819.82, "text": " Massive a we"}, {"start": 2826.3, "end": 2831.2599999999998, "text": " Oh now I can fucking double pivot I can do poison poison into frost frost"}, {"start": 2833.02, "end": 2835.02, "text": " Oh my damage just got crazy."}, {"start": 2854.18, "end": 2856.18, "text": " I do be scaling."}, {"start": 2856.18, "end": 2863.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2863.18, "end": 2870.06, "text": " the skip top of my man off here"}, {"start": 2870.06, "end": 2895.54, "text": " Surely you'll share some with your shaman."}, {"start": 2895.54, "end": 2909.58, "text": " They're fine."}, {"start": 2909.58, "end": 2910.7799999999997, "text": " Special wave coming in."}, {"start": 2910.7799999999997, "end": 2914.82, "text": " It's the boat."}, {"start": 2914.82, "end": 2920.18, "text": " Don't run away from my..."}, {"start": 2920.18, "end": 2922.22, "text": " Are you fucking blind?"}, {"start": 2922.94, "end": 2926.7000000000003, "text": " Did you not see the giant blue beam? Oh, fine. Fuck the air. You don't need it"}, {"start": 2937.5000000000005, "end": 2940.1000000000004, "text": " God we actually use so much fucking damage"}, {"start": 2941.7400000000002, "end": 2946.6600000000003, "text": " This is definitely the strongest group I've ever been in it should as filthy we might win"}, {"start": 2952.2200000000003, "end": 2959.0200000000004, "text": " And then I can play that nine kings games game or whatever"}, {"start": 2963.46, "end": 2965.9800000000005, "text": " Now we've never killed this boat at this point"}, {"start": 2967.42, "end": 2970.7400000000002, "text": " We've always like gotten overrun by mobs and had to back up"}, {"start": 2971.46, "end": 2976.5800000000004, "text": " If we kill this boat and then clear this wave and hang on to this well never done it"}, {"start": 2982.2200000000003, "end": 3004.82, "text": " by level twice yikes yikes there goes my siphon mana i gotta be a little closer"}, {"start": 3004.82, "end": 3006.82, "text": " That was my fault."}, {"start": 3034.82, "end": 3041.82, "text": " 58 DPS? God, SMG's doing 67. What a crazy psycho."}, {"start": 3041.82, "end": 3069.54, "text": " I should be able to buy a Mantle of Intellit honestly, I think I can buy my full Ancient"}, {"start": 3069.54, "end": 3089.22, "text": " figurine here. Nice. Hey, full ancient figurine. Sugar-free energy drink. Love that."}, {"start": 3099.54, "end": 3121.34, "text": " Now we're getting massacred out of here by this thing oh give our healer some mana don't"}, {"start": 3121.34, "end": 3123.34, "text": " I'll run from this."}, {"start": 3139.34, "end": 3141.34, "text": " Oh my god, that blasted me."}, {"start": 3147.34, "end": 3150.34, "text": " Jesus Christ, this fucker is massacring us."}, {"start": 3151.34, "end": 3157.9, "text": " You look unwell, do I?"}, {"start": 3157.9, "end": 3160.3, "text": " This water wave bug, it does zero damage."}, {"start": 3160.3, "end": 3165.1800000000003, "text": " It seems like it doesn't do very good AoE."}, {"start": 3165.1800000000003, "end": 3168.34, "text": " It does seem a little difficult to manage."}, {"start": 3168.34, "end": 3172.42, "text": " Increased liquid poison arrow range, movement speed, attack speed, and chance to evade."}, {"start": 3172.42, "end": 3175.1800000000003, "text": " Okay, that's fun."}, {"start": 3175.1800000000003, "end": 3177.6600000000003, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 3177.6600000000003, "end": 3180.5, "text": " I just fucking got here!"}, {"start": 3180.5, "end": 3187.5, "text": " I'm silenced by the way."}, {"start": 3187.5, "end": 3204.5, "text": " Holy fuck, we gotta get this guy down."}, {"start": 3204.5, "end": 3207.5, "text": " I think someone banished him or something, I can't..."}, {"start": 3224.18, "end": 3226.4, "text": " Oh, we're killing Skelly King first, cause he has an aura."}, {"start": 3226.8, "end": 3228.3, "text": " Yep, that makes sense."}, {"start": 3231.1, "end": 3232.1, "text": " Oh god!"}, {"start": 3234.5, "end": 3252.62, "text": " I'm dying at the worst time."}, {"start": 3252.62, "end": 3259.18, "text": " I'm dying as soon as I'm able to give mana to other people."}, {"start": 3259.1800000000003, "end": 3261.1800000000003, "text": " I think we got it though, we're stabilizing."}, {"start": 3276.7000000000003, "end": 3277.5000000000005, "text": " Silenced."}, {"start": 3282.26, "end": 3283.6200000000003, "text": " How an annoying freak."}, {"start": 3286.7400000000002, "end": 3288.7400000000002, "text": " You see this, what all where's CatGar's book?"}, {"start": 3289.9400000000005, "end": 3295.3, "text": " Crown of Kings pendant of mana. Okay the items I need are a thousand gold each so"}, {"start": 3302.9400000000005, "end": 3306.4600000000005, "text": " Anyone getting voodoo? What is voodoo?"}, {"start": 3319.1800000000003, "end": 3348.6600000000003, "text": " Okay, A bomb."}, {"start": 3348.66, "end": 3349.66, "text": " These guys are scary."}, {"start": 3351.66, "end": 3353.66, "text": " Oh, he put his ass to sleep. Fuck. Okay."}, {"start": 3360.66, "end": 3363.66, "text": " They're worth 250 gold though if we can kill him."}, {"start": 3364.66, "end": 3366.66, "text": " We're just- Who's putting him to sleep?"}, {"start": 3367.66, "end": 3369.66, "text": " I don't think that's a good play."}, {"start": 3378.66, "end": 3384.7799999999997, "text": " I'm gonna mana up our tank."}, {"start": 3384.7799999999997, "end": 3386.98, "text": " Gareth those I got you dog."}, {"start": 3386.98, "end": 3387.98, "text": " She's one!"}, {"start": 3387.98, "end": 3402.22, "text": " Bro, you're a full mana, have fun."}, {"start": 3402.22, "end": 3403.58, "text": " We got a Zeppelin on the way too."}, {"start": 3403.58, "end": 3410.58, "text": " we gotta kill this shit"}, {"start": 3415.7799999999997, "end": 3422.7799999999997, "text": " give some manner to our priest i guess"}, {"start": 3423.1, "end": 3426.6, "text": " uh... jeez here we go this is a really tough part in the game"}, {"start": 3426.6, "end": 3445.6, "text": " We got Evil Forces and an A-bomb at the same time."}, {"start": 3445.6, "end": 3448.7599999999998, "text": " Oh my god, yep, it's cooked."}, {"start": 3448.7599999999998, "end": 3451.12, "text": " This is tough, let's kill the king."}, {"start": 3451.12, "end": 3480.44, "text": " try to at least a bomb is also almost dead they're all almost dead"}, {"start": 3480.44, "end": 3482.34, "text": " I died, but the A-bomb died."}, {"start": 3482.34, "end": 3484.38, "text": " Guys, heal Uther."}, {"start": 3484.38, "end": 3486.26, "text": " Heal Uther."}, {"start": 3486.26, "end": 3487.3, "text": " All big heals."}, {"start": 3493.3, "end": 3495.38, "text": " Yeah, fuck, I should have given him the healer."}, {"start": 3495.38, "end": 3499.7000000000003, "text": " I know it was Oom, but I really wanted the W key, the ad down."}, {"start": 3510.44, "end": 3514.96, "text": " Okay, I need to give healer to our priest."}, {"start": 3514.96, "end": 3523.92, "text": " Oh god, I'm just gonna die, aren't I?"}, {"start": 3523.92, "end": 3531.48, "text": " That might be game."}, {"start": 3531.48, "end": 3535.04, "text": " That might be it."}, {"start": 3535.04, "end": 3537.52, "text": " Unless Garethos and Spiritju can do it."}, {"start": 3537.52, "end": 3539.2000000000003, "text": " We gotta kill the king."}, {"start": 3539.2000000000003, "end": 3548.4, "text": " giving all of them an aura. I instantly need a life drain. I need to give Manator"}, {"start": 3548.4, "end": 3553.6800000000003, "text": " Healer ASAP as soon as it's back off CD."}, {"start": 3553.6800000000003, "end": 3564.6800000000003, "text": " I think we got him."}, {"start": 3564.6800000000003, "end": 3566.6800000000003, "text": " I think we're okay."}, {"start": 3566.6800000000003, "end": 3571.6400000000003, "text": " And to the healer."}, {"start": 3571.6400000000003, "end": 3575.84, "text": " Increase lipid poison range, move and speed."}, {"start": 3575.84, "end": 3576.84, "text": " See."}, {"start": 3576.84, "end": 3602.6800000000003, "text": " That was really good."}, {"start": 3602.6800000000003, "end": 3606.56, "text": " That was crazy."}, {"start": 3606.56, "end": 3608.56, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 3629.88, "end": 3633.36, "text": " Okay now we got special forces coming in we're kind of recovered-ish."}, {"start": 3636.56, "end": 3662.56, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3662.56, "end": 3669.56, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 3692.56, "end": 3695.86, "text": " 67 DPS love that for me"}, {"start": 3703.86, "end": 3707.88, "text": " And I just don't know what buttons to be pressing it feels like all the cold damage is bad"}, {"start": 3707.88, "end": 3710.44, "text": " But they like share a cool down some was awkward"}, {"start": 3713.6, "end": 3715.6, "text": " Man a shield was on the chicken man"}, {"start": 3722.56, "end": 3743.2, "text": " This is basically mage but worse."}, {"start": 3743.2, "end": 3747.2799999999997, "text": " Well mage also wants to stay in like one spell or whatever I think."}, {"start": 3747.2799999999997, "end": 3749.92, "text": " Fire or frost."}, {"start": 3749.92, "end": 3752.92, "text": " I think his character is insane, actually."}, {"start": 3768.92, "end": 3771.92, "text": " I'm gonna top my man off, I gotta give someone else mana here."}, {"start": 3779.92, "end": 3789.36, "text": " All right, who zoom let's give it to the shaman take it"}, {"start": 3789.36, "end": 3791.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3804.48, "end": 3806.48, "text": " Now"}, {"start": 3813.28, "end": 3817.76, "text": " Okay, it's fucking more shaman to our bent it to our shaman all right"}, {"start": 3817.76, "end": 3844.6600000000003, "text": " Alright, our healer just died, it's up to you stars, you're the only healer."}, {"start": 3844.66, "end": 3846.66, "text": " 700 gold"}, {"start": 3860.06, "end": 3862.06, "text": " That fucking black hole"}, {"start": 3874.66, "end": 3879.2599999999998, "text": " So, this boss I've killed before, but I've never killed any boss after him."}, {"start": 3879.8599999999997, "end": 3880.8599999999997, "text": " As far as I've ever been."}, {"start": 3902.8599999999997, "end": 3903.56, "text": " God."}, {"start": 3903.56, "end": 3907.56, "text": " Okay guys, we're getting manned by teammates."}, {"start": 3925.56, "end": 3928.56, "text": " Give it to my priests."}, {"start": 3933.56, "end": 3943.56, "text": " There we go boss resets no problem oh god I'm getting meleeed I'm so fucked"}, {"start": 3943.56, "end": 3945.56, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 3955.36, "end": 3957.36, "text": " Ouch"}, {"start": 3973.56, "end": 3976.12, "text": " 900 gold. I could buy a Kings."}, {"start": 3977.12, "end": 3979.12, "text": " I could almost get my item. Categor's Spellbook."}, {"start": 3983.32, "end": 3986.32, "text": " That Spellbook is super good. It actually has an on use."}, {"start": 3986.32, "end": 4012.32, "text": " Let me give mana to SMG, I feel like he's got good use for it, his damage is insane."}, {"start": 4012.32, "end": 4039.98, "text": " I think the value per mana on the warrior is actually impaled into because they don't"}, {"start": 4039.98, "end": 4044.98, "text": " I don't have a large mana pool, but the value they get for the mana I give them is pretty good."}, {"start": 4047.48, "end": 4048.48, "text": " Surely."}, {"start": 4049.98, "end": 4051.48, "text": " Never played their class, but..."}, {"start": 4053.48, "end": 4055.98, "text": " Alright, let's go buy an item. I think I get CatGar's Spellbook."}, {"start": 4057.48, "end": 4058.48, "text": " In fact, I know I can."}, {"start": 4069.98, "end": 4074.98, "text": " Hmm, hmm, hmm."}, {"start": 4074.98, "end": 4079.5, "text": " Okay, Chronic Kings."}, {"start": 4079.5, "end": 4080.66, "text": " Hadgar Spellbook."}, {"start": 4080.66, "end": 4082.86, "text": " Move that there."}, {"start": 4082.86, "end": 4085.34, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4085.34, "end": 4086.34, "text": " Boots?"}, {"start": 4086.34, "end": 4096.78, "text": " Could be a, could be a really good idea."}, {"start": 4096.78, "end": 4105.179999999999, "text": " healers and DPS oblivion orb increase intelligence by amount of point four"}, {"start": 4105.179999999999, "end": 4119.46, "text": " percent of maximum HP hmm we got a boat here I don't know max HP I feel like my"}, {"start": 4119.46, "end": 4124.34, "text": " health is kind of low that's why I don't know if that's good"}, {"start": 4126.78, "end": 4139.98, "text": " Okay, these guys hit very, very hard by the way."}, {"start": 4139.98, "end": 4146.139999999999, "text": " Like, if you're not a tank, you just die."}, {"start": 4146.139999999999, "end": 4150.9, "text": " We gotta kill that boss."}, {"start": 4150.9, "end": 4155.98, "text": " He's shock-waving all of us and it's destroying our HP."}, {"start": 4155.9800000000005, "end": 4182.9800000000005, "text": " There's the boss."}, {"start": 4182.9800000000005, "end": 4192.540000000001, "text": " him nice who are towers defend the towers"}, {"start": 4192.54, "end": 4205.74, "text": " Damn, the factor towers are still up, it's crazy."}, {"start": 4205.74, "end": 4219.38, "text": " We're gonna get the fucking well back too, oh we gotta kill that boat, we gotta get that"}, {"start": 4219.38, "end": 4220.38, "text": " well as well."}, {"start": 4220.38, "end": 4222.38, "text": " Team we got to get this well"}, {"start": 4227.7, "end": 4230.54, "text": " I mean boats important, but our income"}, {"start": 4237.34, "end": 4242.7, "text": " Hell okay, well guess that boats even more important holy fuck"}, {"start": 4250.38, "end": 4277.38, "text": " and"}, {"start": 4277.38, "end": 4305.26, "text": " Wait, I forgot about my cadgar's book."}, {"start": 4305.26, "end": 4306.26, "text": " Ugh, I spaced out."}, {"start": 4306.26, "end": 4307.56, "text": " Could have been so much damage."}, {"start": 4309.16, "end": 4312.06, "text": " Damn, SARS is doing 98 DPS now."}, {"start": 4312.76, "end": 4314.26, "text": " How the fuck?"}, {"start": 4320.96, "end": 4322.06, "text": " This guy's crazy."}, {"start": 4334.66, "end": 4336.16, "text": " Oh, he built the same thing as me."}, {"start": 4336.26, "end": 4347.860000000001, "text": " So what the fuck do I build now?"}, {"start": 4347.860000000001, "end": 4351.1, "text": " We already have double brilliance, Aura."}, {"start": 4351.1, "end": 4381.02, "text": " I actually have no idea."}, {"start": 4381.02, "end": 4395.740000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm about to start pumping here"}, {"start": 4395.740000000001, "end": 4408.14, "text": " Okay, a cadgar spellbook, put it down, damage, more damage, I'm blasting that area now"}, {"start": 4408.14, "end": 4424.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4424.14, "end": 4444.14, "text": " No, I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 4444.14, "end": 4467.320000000001, "text": " Oh, looks like our shaman is oom. Don't worry gamer, I've got you. Don't run away from this,"}, {"start": 4467.32, "end": 4469.32, "text": " Freak"}, {"start": 4498.08, "end": 4503.24, "text": " Okay, 1,000 gold fuck. I don't know what to buy actually"}, {"start": 4504.599999999999, "end": 4508.799999999999, "text": " Damn, I'm Anna regions crazy. He's eating burst of mana back. Yeah crazy. What the fuck do I buy?"}, {"start": 4520.96, "end": 4523.679999999999, "text": " Those were terms and damage taken draining many go to I"}, {"start": 4523.68, "end": 4529.200000000001, "text": " I don't know oblivion orb shut up"}, {"start": 4535.52, "end": 4537.52, "text": " Oh wait, I'm like surrounded hold on"}, {"start": 4553.68, "end": 4565.34, "text": " Jesus SMG cannot tank this god"}, {"start": 4583.68, "end": 4595.46, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna start giving mana to my teammates."}, {"start": 4595.46, "end": 4597.46, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 4597.46, "end": 4599.46, "text": " Ow"}, {"start": 4612.84, "end": 4615.66, "text": " Big poison damage on that back line maybe it kills stuff"}, {"start": 4615.66, "end": 4628.78, "text": " Okay, now they have an aura. We got to kill it. We have a evil forces. Oh god fuck"}, {"start": 4630.86, "end": 4634.38, "text": " Yeah, he's giving command aura and all sorts of other shit. We got to get him out"}, {"start": 4634.46, "end": 4636.9, "text": " We also got to kill the boss all of it needs to die"}, {"start": 4645.66, "end": 4649.76, "text": " Holy fuck kill the boss"}, {"start": 4664.0599999999995, "end": 4666.0599999999995, "text": " Okay bosses down"}, {"start": 4668.139999999999, "end": 4670.139999999999, "text": " Oh hell"}, {"start": 4675.66, "end": 4680.36, "text": " Let's give healer to the mana."}, {"start": 4680.36, "end": 4710.08, "text": " it to the healer oh no our tower"}, {"start": 4710.08, "end": 4719.64, "text": " hours we lost them that sucks saving gold for next game I mean fuck I don't know"}, {"start": 4719.64, "end": 4728.5599999999995, "text": " what the fuck to buy I don't have any summons I guess arc made staff"}, {"start": 4728.5599999999995, "end": 4732.24, "text": " figuring out the magic"}, {"start": 4732.24, "end": 4739.84, "text": " Or maybe I'd buy this, robe of the magi, pendant of energy."}, {"start": 4739.84, "end": 4741.44, "text": " Sapphire could be big too."}, {"start": 4741.44, "end": 4745.44, "text": " I could just start stacking these."}, {"start": 4745.44, "end": 4746.44, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 4746.44, "end": 4754.599999999999, "text": " Wait, I was going to buy the boots, uh, ancient figurine, so..."}, {"start": 4754.599999999999, "end": 4756.92, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4756.92, "end": 4762.0, "text": " Wait, I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 4762.0, "end": 4769.0, "text": " Fucked up."}, {"start": 4769.0, "end": 4774.0, "text": " Antel, pendant."}, {"start": 4774.0, "end": 4783.0, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 4783.0, "end": 4794.88, "text": " I have a Sea Giant very soon. Oh shit, they all have their level 21 spell. I'm behind"}, {"start": 4794.88, "end": 4799.08, "text": " the next P a little bit."}, {"start": 4799.08, "end": 4824.08, "text": " Okay, big scary boss here, he hits for 1,000 per attack, get him sea giant."}, {"start": 4824.08, "end": 4826.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4837.36, "end": 4839.36, "text": " Uh-oh"}, {"start": 4854.08, "end": 4856.08, "text": " Oh, I just got fucking war stumps"}, {"start": 4871.6, "end": 4874.28, "text": " Okay, see giant and I'm blast"}, {"start": 4881.5599999999995, "end": 4883.5599999999995, "text": " Everyone's got mana it seems"}, {"start": 4884.08, "end": 4896.5599999999995, "text": " Okay, boss is down."}, {"start": 4896.5599999999995, "end": 4900.2, "text": " Boothers, survive."}, {"start": 4900.2, "end": 4901.2, "text": " Survive Boother."}, {"start": 4901.2, "end": 4903.2, "text": " Giving mana to our healer."}, {"start": 4914.08, "end": 4917.36, "text": " Massive taunt. Pulling off Uther."}, {"start": 4927.599999999999, "end": 4929.599999999999, "text": " Giving mana to our mage."}, {"start": 4931.2, "end": 4956.2, "text": " I'm completely tapped. I sacked all my mana there."}, {"start": 4956.2, "end": 4972.599999999999, "text": " Kill yourself. I mean, I'll try and pay Pensioner mana. If you're completely tapped, yeah,"}, {"start": 4972.6, "end": 4975.0, "text": " I can literally fill you all the way up"}, {"start": 5002.6, "end": 5007.34, "text": " Okay, let me go buy my boots arcane boots"}, {"start": 5011.64, "end": 5014.9800000000005, "text": " Bang and then I was gonna buy"}, {"start": 5020.6, "end": 5026.400000000001, "text": " Can you a thousand gold for the next thing let's kill the boats. Yeah, that'd be great"}, {"start": 5032.6, "end": 5058.6, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5058.6, "end": 5060.6, "text": " Liquid boys an arrow range"}, {"start": 5061.84, "end": 5063.84, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5068.76, "end": 5070.76, "text": " And that's in visa here trying to get this shit"}, {"start": 5085.120000000001, "end": 5087.120000000001, "text": " Got it"}, {"start": 5088.6, "end": 5109.0, "text": " Give man an SMG here, top him off."}, {"start": 5109.0, "end": 5110.4800000000005, "text": " Can I summon two at once?"}, {"start": 5110.4800000000005, "end": 5113.4800000000005, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 5113.4800000000005, "end": 5134.820000000001, "text": " Whoa, who's casting Hurricane?"}, {"start": 5134.82, "end": 5137.46, "text": " 144 DPS this guy's crazy"}, {"start": 5160.679999999999, "end": 5162.679999999999, "text": " Let's get more mana"}, {"start": 5194.82, "end": 5197.82, "text": " Give mana, dude. Stop giving yourself mana when you have a thousand."}, {"start": 5198.219999999999, "end": 5202.62, "text": " Well, I'm topping myself off, because the only way I give mana is by sacking my own."}, {"start": 5205.82, "end": 5209.42, "text": " So me farming myself up to a hundred is not pointless, plus they're all fine."}, {"start": 5224.82, "end": 5228.34, "text": " I've never been this far. New record"}, {"start": 5231.66, "end": 5233.66, "text": " Trying to go by"}, {"start": 5234.54, "end": 5238.58, "text": " She know not yet. Fuck actually yes. No, I do need to go by I can buy a"}, {"start": 5240.219999999999, "end": 5242.759999999999, "text": " robe of the Magi also"}, {"start": 5244.0199999999995, "end": 5246.0199999999995, "text": " TP home"}, {"start": 5249.62, "end": 5252.94, "text": " By that running back"}, {"start": 5254.82, "end": 5259.04, "text": " So what are the spells I'm missing next level I get verulent field"}, {"start": 5261.54, "end": 5263.54, "text": " Freeze damage of the"}, {"start": 5265.94, "end": 5270.219999999999, "text": " Interesting deals 75% intelligent damage to nearby enemies"}, {"start": 5271.62, "end": 5280.099999999999, "text": " Operation 18 seconds. Ooh, that sounds fun. Next boss is a pain in the ass. Maybe you guys have already been here"}, {"start": 5280.1, "end": 5287.1, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 5310.1, "end": 5320.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, actually, attack speed could be really good for me, considering I actually hit super"}, {"start": 5320.360000000001, "end": 5325.84, "text": " hard with my auto attacks, since it's based off my mana."}, {"start": 5325.84, "end": 5332.84, "text": " could be a play. Straight up."}, {"start": 5335.32, "end": 5341.82, "text": " I'm auto-ing for ninety-one, ninety-five."}, {"start": 5341.82, "end": 5346.96, "text": " Oh, I should be lusting you. You haven't been?"}, {"start": 5346.96, "end": 5350.72, "text": " So every class brings something very important. I'm a mana battery. The"}, {"start": 5350.72, "end": 5355.32, "text": " assassin brings life steal. The mage brings brilliance aura, healers or healers."}, {"start": 5355.32, "end": 5358.719999999999, "text": " You bring bloodlust. It also gives stats."}, {"start": 5360.32, "end": 5362.42, "text": " You should be auto-casting lust."}, {"start": 5370.42, "end": 5373.62, "text": " Like Druid brings fucking Agi and Inked and Armor."}, {"start": 5375.92, "end": 5378.0199999999995, "text": " I think Priest also brings Inner Fire."}, {"start": 5382.32, "end": 5383.32, "text": " This guy's trolling."}, {"start": 5384.08, "end": 5390.58, "text": " It's a 75 second buff. Yeah, exactly. You can auto-cast it on healers too or on people"}, {"start": 5396.24, "end": 5400.639999999999, "text": " Crazy make sure my summons down. Holy fuck this guy is scary"}, {"start": 5413.32, "end": 5417.32, "text": " Am I draining the mana of a tornado? I am."}, {"start": 5417.32, "end": 5421.32, "text": " He mates down."}, {"start": 5435.32, "end": 5439.32, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5443.32, "end": 5446.759999999999, "text": " Did he say his 84% damage reduction?"}, {"start": 5446.759999999999, "end": 5448.719999999999, "text": " Yeah, he fuckin' might."}, {"start": 5448.719999999999, "end": 5450.219999999999, "text": " Boss hits for..."}, {"start": 5450.219999999999, "end": 5451.219999999999, "text": " 800."}, {"start": 5451.219999999999, "end": 5452.219999999999, "text": " So."}, {"start": 5452.219999999999, "end": 5462.2, "text": " Yeah, I didn't use mana shield."}, {"start": 5462.2, "end": 5468.08, "text": " A lot of fuckups there."}, {"start": 5498.08, "end": 5511.22, "text": " a lot of poison"}, {"start": 5511.22, "end": 5532.5, "text": " I am um and need to buy I see that I'm trying to get mana so I can give it to you"}, {"start": 5532.5, "end": 5540.5, "text": " If you need to buy, go back."}, {"start": 5540.5, "end": 5549.54, "text": " Here's some manners."}, {"start": 5549.54, "end": 5556.54, "text": " Maybe I should be leveling max mana as opposed to intelligence at this point."}, {"start": 5570.54, "end": 5577.54, "text": " Vape voice, weed voice, what?"}, {"start": 5609.54, "end": 5619.54, "text": " Nice, we have bloodlust. It's about fucking time."}, {"start": 5619.54, "end": 5633.54, "text": " Alright, are we all back? Are we ready for the boss fight? Spirit Jew is coming back."}, {"start": 5663.54, "end": 5669.24, "text": " Everyone's full mana. Got all my buttons off CD. There he is. He's fucking full HP."}, {"start": 5669.24, "end": 5673.54, "text": " Of course he is. God!"}, {"start": 5679.54, "end": 5681.54, "text": " SMG's about to just get one shot here."}, {"start": 5681.54, "end": 5694.82, "text": " This fucking tornado is the only thing I can target"}, {"start": 5711.54, "end": 5738.1, "text": " I gotta make sure I stay topped off on mana so I can give mana to other people."}, {"start": 5738.1, "end": 5739.94, "text": " I hear the fuck- who needs mana here?"}, {"start": 5740.700000000001, "end": 5742.820000000001, "text": " I'm gonna give it to SMG for now"}, {"start": 5747.9800000000005, "end": 5749.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, full mana for you"}, {"start": 5752.780000000001, "end": 5754.780000000001, "text": " God"}, {"start": 5765.740000000001, "end": 5767.740000000001, "text": " Well, we didn't wipe"}, {"start": 5769.9400000000005, "end": 5799.740000000001, "text": " Almost 1k, what's your next buy?"}, {"start": 5800.54, "end": 5802.98, "text": " It's a pendant of mana cost 1125"}, {"start": 5807.42, "end": 5809.42, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 5829.74, "end": 5854.58, "text": " how do we kill this thing oh my god I'm getting melted"}, {"start": 5854.58, "end": 5883.98, "text": " Jesus fuck."}, {"start": 5883.9800000000005, "end": 5890.860000000001, "text": " man at SMG. Need to turn him sideways. Yeah, we need to not be getting hit with the shock"}, {"start": 5890.860000000001, "end": 5904.740000000001, "text": " wave. Like we gotta stand behind him or something. So maybe tank him like left side and we stand"}, {"start": 5904.740000000001, "end": 5909.38, "text": " right side. Just have him face to the left. But then again, can you even tank him with"}, {"start": 5909.38, "end": 5915.3, "text": " your health? I feel like you can't. He's gonna have to, you know, shimmy around a little"}, {"start": 5915.3, "end": 5927.9400000000005, "text": " bit. If everyone heals me, I can. Have to kite during whirlwind. Alright, so what we'll"}, {"start": 5927.9400000000005, "end": 5933.14, "text": " do is we'll stand on me on the right side, even though it's streamed early. I'll stay"}, {"start": 5933.14, "end": 5936.46, "text": " here so you saw where I'm talking. And then you stand on the opposite side and just face"}, {"start": 5936.46, "end": 5945.9800000000005, "text": " them away. Actually, no. No, no, no. Take that back. Tank him in the middle, because"}, {"start": 5945.9800000000005, "end": 5950.06, "text": " the adds come from the left and the right. So, tank him in the middle and just face"}, {"start": 5950.06, "end": 5955.9, "text": " him, like, upwards, and we'll stay in the back in this funnel. And then kite during"}, {"start": 5955.900000000001, "end": 5957.900000000001, "text": " We're all wind and then reposition afterwards"}, {"start": 5962.860000000001, "end": 5968.160000000001, "text": " Okay, Al holy fuck turn him around turn him around"}, {"start": 5968.16, "end": 5992.599999999999, "text": " Okay, SMG died. There's the whirlwind. It's all cooked. I mean, he's kind of just facing"}, {"start": 5992.6, "end": 6012.4400000000005, "text": " every direction he wants to is the problem oh god"}, {"start": 6022.6, "end": 6032.360000000001, "text": " I mean like CIA is actually is fucking us"}, {"start": 6036.360000000001, "end": 6041.64, "text": " Here comes a shockwave probably dude the tornado I literally can't even target the boss"}, {"start": 6052.6, "end": 6069.72, "text": " dude I the fucking tornado is so annoying it's gone thank Jesus"}, {"start": 6069.72, "end": 6089.9800000000005, "text": " If they're all Samanna, ow."}, {"start": 6089.9800000000005, "end": 6114.900000000001, "text": " I gotta get some mana for myself so I can give it to our healer."}, {"start": 6114.900000000001, "end": 6127.34, "text": " this fucking tornado please. Okay, we lost somebody. Did we lose our healer? Oh, we"}, {"start": 6127.34, "end": 6142.820000000001, "text": " did. Okay, the only healer now. Stars. Giving you mana. That might be a reset, TBH. I also"}, {"start": 6142.82, "end": 6149.38, "text": " don't have bloodlust just pointing that out. It's weird. It's a 75 second buff. You'd"}, {"start": 6149.38, "end": 6156.38, "text": " I think I'd have that, but it's whatever."}, {"start": 6173.26, "end": 6176.6, "text": " Damn, Archimage staff. Alright."}, {"start": 6176.6, "end": 6180.360000000001, "text": " Unfortunately, I don't think this staff actually stacks with anything."}, {"start": 6183.96, "end": 6186.6, "text": " I think someone already has this, it gives Brilliant Sora."}, {"start": 6187.72, "end": 6190.92, "text": " And we already have a Maid of the... Yeah, it doesn't stack, it's a pointless item."}, {"start": 6190.92, "end": 6191.96, "text": " It's just stat stick."}, {"start": 6192.76, "end": 6193.56, "text": " It's good stats though."}, {"start": 6201.88, "end": 6203.4800000000005, "text": " So why'd you get it? Because I'm bad?"}, {"start": 6205.08, "end": 6206.200000000001, "text": " I don't know what else to buy."}, {"start": 6206.6, "end": 6208.6, "text": " Truthfully, I really don't know."}, {"start": 6232.6, "end": 6234.6, "text": " Didn't the devs say they stack?"}, {"start": 6234.6, "end": 6243.6, "text": " They stack like so the mage has their own brilliance aura and then there's an item brilliance aura, right?"}, {"start": 6244.6, "end": 6249.6, "text": " We already have a mage with the arc mage staff, so you can see two brilliance auras."}, {"start": 6250.6, "end": 6255.6, "text": " You don't see three for a reason. That's what doesn't stack. We both have the item that gives it."}, {"start": 6259.6, "end": 6262.6, "text": " Brought by the brilliance aura dagger."}, {"start": 6262.6, "end": 6282.72, "text": " This one yeah, I could do killing stagger actually yeah"}, {"start": 6282.72, "end": 6298.92, "text": " No buy and I could also stack these gems. Where are they these sapphires 18 int 120 max mana"}, {"start": 6298.92, "end": 6309.400000000001, "text": " I'm gonna stack those true shot bow. I don't know true shot bow would be good for me"}, {"start": 6309.400000000001, "end": 6316.02, "text": " That increases your range damage by a percentage of your base damage. My base damage is horrible"}, {"start": 6316.02, "end": 6318.52, "text": " All my damage comes from maximum mana"}, {"start": 6323.52, "end": 6327.400000000001, "text": " There's just the store just isn't really there's not a lot of options"}, {"start": 6332.64, "end": 6336.72, "text": " My remember to use the book I am yes, I am"}, {"start": 6339.400000000001, "end": 6350.9800000000005, "text": " At least I'm big AoE fools."}, {"start": 6350.9800000000005, "end": 6356.76, "text": " Sars just sent his wolf into there?"}, {"start": 6356.76, "end": 6360.280000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6360.280000000001, "end": 6362.160000000001, "text": " Read last talent."}, {"start": 6362.160000000001, "end": 6363.8, "text": " It's good with bow."}, {"start": 6363.8, "end": 6367.6, "text": " Increase damage on all the attacks and casting range."}, {"start": 6367.6, "end": 6369.6, "text": " dealt plus 20%"}, {"start": 6380.8, "end": 6388.8, "text": " Attack speed and int. I mean what's gonna give me fucking attack speed? I don't know. I mean yeah the dagger. I'll buy the dagger"}, {"start": 6389.64, "end": 6395.06, "text": " Fuck it. Buy the dagger and it gives endurance or which is gonna attack speed and it buffs the whole team"}, {"start": 6397.6, "end": 6423.6, "text": " This tornado is actually a bitch and a half, we gotta kill it."}, {"start": 6423.6, "end": 6432.200000000001, "text": " Well, that snitch has made me real dizzy."}, {"start": 6432.200000000001, "end": 6440.8, "text": " Let's give SMG some mana."}, {"start": 6440.8, "end": 6466.64, "text": " in there gamer. Start draining his mana. Okay. Didn't know the Toronto did that much damage"}, {"start": 6466.64, "end": 6474.320000000001, "text": " when you're standing inside of it. I thought I did like a little bit. Wow, okay. You blind?"}, {"start": 6474.320000000001, "end": 6478.4800000000005, "text": " I just didn't think I'd do that much because I'd been near it before and it did like a"}, {"start": 6478.4800000000005, "end": 6483.240000000001, "text": " little bit of tick damage. I didn't know it got amplified when it was straight up on top"}, {"start": 6483.24, "end": 6504.36, "text": " of you. I actually just didn't know."}, {"start": 6504.360000000001, "end": 6506.360000000001, "text": " I'm coming back."}, {"start": 6534.360000000001, "end": 6535.160000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6536.160000000001, "end": 6537.660000000001, "text": " Uh, who's Oom?"}, {"start": 6538.660000000001, "end": 6540.06, "text": " Fucking damn near everyone."}, {"start": 6540.06, "end": 6542.160000000001, "text": " Spirit Jew is just standing in the tornado."}, {"start": 6542.960000000001, "end": 6545.26, "text": " Let's give mana to our shaman, I guess."}, {"start": 6559.76, "end": 6560.56, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6560.56, "end": 6565.56, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6595.56, "end": 6602.56, "text": " Keep mad at your shum."}, {"start": 6602.56, "end": 6609.56, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 6609.56, "end": 6616.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6616.56, "end": 6645.280000000001, "text": " I could maybe go by level 24 right now, okay."}, {"start": 6645.28, "end": 6657.28, "text": " Yeah, I mean really dagger"}, {"start": 6657.28, "end": 6671.5599999999995, "text": " He said speed"}, {"start": 6671.56, "end": 6683.0, "text": " buy a sapphire. I'm buying a sapphire. Oh, I actually can't even afford it. I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 6683.0, "end": 6698.56, "text": " Yeah, double robe with a magi and a pendant of energy. Could have bought a pendant."}, {"start": 6698.56, "end": 6717.4400000000005, "text": " see a giant pool, okay"}, {"start": 6717.4400000000005, "end": 6733.860000000001, "text": " fan seagine is dead had a good run"}, {"start": 6733.860000000001, "end": 6758.080000000001, "text": " Pop off SMG's mana here SMG just got crit, died instantly, glad I gave him mana"}, {"start": 6758.08, "end": 6759.08, "text": " He's back."}, {"start": 6759.08, "end": 6764.76, "text": " He got resed."}, {"start": 6764.76, "end": 6778.24, "text": " Still tapped."}, {"start": 6778.24, "end": 6785.24, "text": " Give our healer some mana."}, {"start": 6785.24, "end": 6801.0, "text": " I don't like being stacked."}, {"start": 6801.0, "end": 6802.0, "text": " Give her shaman some mana."}, {"start": 6802.0, "end": 6806.0, "text": " Oh, okay, right when I decide to cross back over."}, {"start": 6806.0, "end": 6809.0, "text": " Oh god!"}, {"start": 6816.0, "end": 6822.0, "text": " Alright, keep moving. I don't want to be stacked for the shockwave, but yeah, that's what I don't want to be stacked for, ideally."}, {"start": 6822.0, "end": 6824.0, "text": " But maybe I just stack with him."}, {"start": 6826.0, "end": 6827.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6832.0, "end": 6833.0, "text": " Okay, by the robe."}, {"start": 6836.0, "end": 6843.0, "text": " I'm coming back."}, {"start": 6843.0, "end": 6855.92, "text": " Okay, we got him to half HP."}, {"start": 6855.92, "end": 6859.52, "text": " Uh, he's regen-ing a bit, but it's fine."}, {"start": 6859.52, "end": 6861.52, "text": " Can recover."}, {"start": 6861.52, "end": 6864.92, "text": " Then go back in."}, {"start": 6864.92, "end": 6869.76, "text": " fucking doom so I'm just gonna try and save mana and basically give everyone"}, {"start": 6869.76, "end": 6872.24, "text": " mana back"}, {"start": 6887.2, "end": 6891.12, "text": " okay little mana for you"}, {"start": 6894.92, "end": 6908.6, "text": " a little bit of mana for you. Please kill these guys on me as I'm just getting fucking"}, {"start": 6908.6, "end": 6923.88, "text": " annihilated while giving mana. Give us some G some mana, top him off. Hopefully he doesn't"}, {"start": 6923.88, "end": 6925.4400000000005, "text": " to die in one second again."}, {"start": 6929.400000000001, "end": 6930.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6936.4800000000005, "end": 6938.64, "text": " Damn, it starts doing 203 DPS."}, {"start": 6938.64, "end": 6939.4800000000005, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 6939.4800000000005, "end": 6940.92, "text": " I also don't have Bloodlust."}, {"start": 6942.16, "end": 6944.52, "text": " It's a 75 second buff that can be auto cast"}, {"start": 6944.52, "end": 6945.4800000000005, "text": " if he turns it on."}, {"start": 6950.52, "end": 6952.62, "text": " Cost 25 mana, not really a big deal."}, {"start": 6953.88, "end": 6958.04, "text": " Well, I'm lusted all of a sudden. Weird."}, {"start": 6969.76, "end": 6973.6, "text": " Alright, Sea Giant, pulling it down."}, {"start": 6983.88, "end": 6998.12, "text": " See giant is still alive love that for me"}, {"start": 7013.88, "end": 7037.4800000000005, "text": " Oops, I didn't mean to summon him."}, {"start": 7037.4800000000005, "end": 7041.84, "text": " God my health is gone."}, {"start": 7041.84, "end": 7043.84, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 7050.2, "end": 7052.2, "text": " Scary tornado"}, {"start": 7071.84, "end": 7084.84, "text": " Starz needs mana soon. Oh wow, really?"}, {"start": 7084.84, "end": 7087.84, "text": " I'm cranking. Here you go."}, {"start": 7087.84, "end": 7090.84, "text": " Mana-thirsty fucking freak."}, {"start": 7090.84, "end": 7095.84, "text": " My lust is falling off soon. Make sure you don't have any fucking downtime."}, {"start": 7095.84, "end": 7108.360000000001, "text": " It was F2, it's my mana shield, it's a defensive."}, {"start": 7108.360000000001, "end": 7119.04, "text": " Big scary tornado, it's fucking us up."}, {"start": 7119.04, "end": 7120.360000000001, "text": " That was a terrible mana drain."}, {"start": 7120.360000000001, "end": 7123.16, "text": " God, it's so impossible to target anything but the nato."}, {"start": 7123.16, "end": 7125.16, "text": " 3 summon"}, {"start": 7133.8, "end": 7135.8, "text": " Ow"}, {"start": 7153.16, "end": 7166.16, "text": " Hmm, who to give mana to."}, {"start": 7166.16, "end": 7171.16, "text": " Our healer's fine, I'm gonna give it to stars."}, {"start": 7171.16, "end": 7173.16, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7173.16, "end": 7176.16, "text": " 1250 gold."}, {"start": 7176.16, "end": 7178.16, "text": " Third boss down."}, {"start": 7178.16, "end": 7180.16, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 7180.16, "end": 7183.48, "text": " Things are about to get real scary here."}, {"start": 7183.48, "end": 7189.68, "text": " What is this dude?"}, {"start": 7189.68, "end": 7193.28, "text": " Oh, should I get poisoned or right now?"}, {"start": 7193.28, "end": 7197.599999999999, "text": " Fuck yeah."}, {"start": 7197.599999999999, "end": 7203.24, "text": " Are we still pushing?"}, {"start": 7203.24, "end": 7204.4, "text": " Are we don't want to go home?"}, {"start": 7204.4, "end": 7205.88, "text": " Are we crazy?"}, {"start": 7205.88, "end": 7208.68, "text": " Oh my god, it's a second man."}, {"start": 7208.68, "end": 7217.700000000001, "text": " holy fucking income all right dude what do I buy I got no idea what to get here I"}, {"start": 7217.700000000001, "end": 7221.88, "text": " guess I'm gonna get a sapphire gem poison or for a range you know is I go in"}, {"start": 7221.88, "end": 7224.240000000001, "text": " with dive"}, {"start": 7228.56, "end": 7233.04, "text": " rabbit on yeah that'd be great if that was in the game"}, {"start": 7238.68, "end": 7242.68, "text": " Boots upgrade available at 30."}, {"start": 7242.68, "end": 7250.68, "text": " I don't see the..."}, {"start": 7250.68, "end": 7254.68, "text": " Oh shit, okay, hang on, let's do this."}, {"start": 7254.68, "end": 7258.68, "text": " Bang. I don't take my rod."}, {"start": 7258.68, "end": 7262.68, "text": " Put that down."}, {"start": 7262.68, "end": 7266.68, "text": " End of energy."}, {"start": 7266.68, "end": 7269.320000000001, "text": " Okay, now I got this sapphire, lots of ints."}, {"start": 7269.88, "end": 7271.400000000001, "text": " Uh, it's on the boots?"}, {"start": 7276.68, "end": 7280.280000000001, "text": " Oh, I see it used by the recipe, so at level 30, okay."}, {"start": 7283.08, "end": 7284.12, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 7287.08, "end": 7291.08, "text": " Yeah, I guess I go dagger for endurance aura since we don't have it, okay."}, {"start": 7296.68, "end": 7308.06, "text": " I have cans of hyperbracers."}, {"start": 7308.06, "end": 7310.62, "text": " Spider ring too, okay."}, {"start": 7310.62, "end": 7312.62, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 7312.62, "end": 7317.62, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 7317.62, "end": 7339.62, "text": " Ok."}, {"start": 7339.62, "end": 7345.62, "text": " A lot of mobs."}, {"start": 7345.62, "end": 7347.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7347.62, "end": 7349.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7370.98, "end": 7375.96, "text": " Wait our towers I didn't know they could fucking rebuild"}, {"start": 7377.62, "end": 7397.98, "text": " each boss they come back okay interesting"}, {"start": 7397.9800000000005, "end": 7406.3, "text": " Holy shit, I'm poisoning it all."}, {"start": 7406.3, "end": 7407.3, "text": " I died."}, {"start": 7407.3, "end": 7408.3, "text": " I went in."}, {"start": 7408.3, "end": 7413.780000000001, "text": " Oh, I got Insta-Rez, thank goodness."}, {"start": 7413.780000000001, "end": 7419.02, "text": " I wanted to hit dive and like go in with Verlint Field or whatever and just own."}, {"start": 7419.02, "end": 7426.700000000001, "text": " It's crazy damage, but I gotta get used to using it."}, {"start": 7426.7, "end": 7433.7, "text": " And maybe a little mana shield, that would have helped."}, {"start": 7456.7, "end": 7477.86, "text": " Okay, killed as well, let's get some mana back."}, {"start": 7477.86, "end": 7479.7, "text": " Holy shit, my shit."}, {"start": 7479.7, "end": 7483.38, "text": " Increase attack damage by 1 and attack speed by 1%."}, {"start": 7483.38, "end": 7490.38, "text": " Oh, man, I really could have went like an auto attack build."}, {"start": 7490.38, "end": 7506.5, "text": " It seems I get bow mastery."}, {"start": 7506.5, "end": 7516.62, "text": " forces are spawning in town? Okay, great. Okay. Then we're kidding when they said in"}, {"start": 7516.62, "end": 7519.06, "text": " town. Oh my god."}, {"start": 7536.5, "end": 7546.78, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 7546.78, "end": 7547.78, "text": " Got you."}, {"start": 7547.78, "end": 7549.78, "text": " for you"}, {"start": 7573.5599999999995, "end": 7575.5599999999995, "text": " Not bad"}, {"start": 7577.78, "end": 7580.78, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 7580.78, "end": 7591.9, "text": " Hey, we've got mechanics."}, {"start": 7591.9, "end": 7601.82, "text": " We've got mechanics."}, {"start": 7601.82, "end": 7617.74, "text": " lots of them."}, {"start": 7617.74, "end": 7619.74, "text": " Give mana to our Shum."}, {"start": 7619.74, "end": 7648.219999999999, "text": " All right, I'm tapped."}, {"start": 7648.22, "end": 7650.22, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 7662.22, "end": 7664.22, "text": " No, our tower."}, {"start": 7666.22, "end": 7668.22, "text": " Count that one off."}, {"start": 7668.22, "end": 7670.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7670.22, "end": 7672.22, "text": " Okay, boss time."}, {"start": 7678.22, "end": 7680.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7708.22, "end": 7727.9400000000005, "text": " Okay boss down 400 gold."}, {"start": 7727.9400000000005, "end": 7732.9800000000005, "text": " It's a lot of money to go spend."}, {"start": 7732.9800000000005, "end": 7734.54, "text": " So I want to buy a spider ring."}, {"start": 7734.54, "end": 7735.54, "text": " That's a good item to have."}, {"start": 7735.54, "end": 7736.54, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 7736.54, "end": 7737.54, "text": " Let's put this down."}, {"start": 7737.54, "end": 7742.0199999999995, "text": " Let's put this down. Spider ring requires Slippers, Claws, and Gloves."}, {"start": 7742.0199999999995, "end": 7748.42, "text": " Slippers, Claws, Gloves, Spider ring, Bang."}, {"start": 7749.42, "end": 7751.62, "text": " Pick that up, pick that up."}, {"start": 7751.62, "end": 7754.06, "text": " And then from here, I'm going to need a lot of money."}, {"start": 7767.54, "end": 7770.82, "text": " You can use the sash for making shit?"}, {"start": 7770.82, "end": 7778.26, "text": " I think you can, but I haven't figured out how to do that yet, so I just put on the floor."}, {"start": 7778.26, "end": 7779.7, "text": " We gotta push."}, {"start": 7779.7, "end": 7786.98, "text": " Wait, what is even the last boss, the fuck?"}, {"start": 7786.98, "end": 7791.74, "text": " We killed one, two, three."}, {"start": 7791.74, "end": 7793.22, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 7793.22, "end": 7794.22, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 7794.22, "end": 7798.14, "text": " How long does this take?"}, {"start": 7798.14, "end": 7803.860000000001, "text": " How long does this go for?"}, {"start": 7803.860000000001, "end": 7807.360000000001, "text": " The next boss will one-shot you."}, {"start": 7807.360000000001, "end": 7807.860000000001, "text": " Lovely."}, {"start": 7833.860000000001, "end": 7851.460000000001, "text": " C-gine is just not doing anything. Come on, bro."}, {"start": 7851.46, "end": 7854.96, "text": " Thanks, I'm Janice deal intelligence damage to enemy around a casik cleave"}, {"start": 7873.06, "end": 7878.24, "text": " Now it's really just about farming and leveling okay and farm with the fuck up"}, {"start": 7881.46, "end": 7908.9, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7908.900000000001, "end": 7929.740000000001, "text": " There are tomes to the right town I didn't know there's tomes"}, {"start": 7929.74, "end": 7945.5, "text": " There are."}, {"start": 7945.5, "end": 7948.74, "text": " As long as you're not in range, you'll be using your box inventory so you can prep items"}, {"start": 7948.74, "end": 7949.74, "text": " for later."}, {"start": 7949.74, "end": 7950.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7950.74, "end": 7958.74, "text": " Well, uh, next thing I need to buy for that dagger, which is here."}, {"start": 7958.74, "end": 7967.099999999999, "text": " yes you made me a sandwich okay hang on coming"}, {"start": 8018.74, "end": 8022.94, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 8022.94, "end": 8028.5, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 8028.5, "end": 8031.179999999999, "text": " Is that okay?"}, {"start": 8031.179999999999, "end": 8032.82, "text": " She alive?"}, {"start": 8032.82, "end": 8036.34, "text": " Oh my god, fuck, where am I?"}, {"start": 8036.34, "end": 8038.179999999999, "text": " Back."}, {"start": 8038.179999999999, "end": 8041.179999999999, "text": " Skip. Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 8041.18, "end": 8055.860000000001, "text": " I need to get through these mobs."}, {"start": 8055.860000000001, "end": 8064.26, "text": " I don't have my lights on either."}, {"start": 8064.26, "end": 8066.06, "text": " Everything's fucked."}, {"start": 8066.06, "end": 8073.06, "text": " i just noticed"}, {"start": 8074.34, "end": 8077.780000000001, "text": " show the sandwich"}, {"start": 8077.780000000001, "end": 8080.34, "text": " there it is"}, {"start": 8080.34, "end": 8082.820000000001, "text": " bang, look at that"}, {"start": 8082.820000000001, "end": 8089.820000000001, "text": " lights in the room"}, {"start": 8089.820000000001, "end": 8100.740000000001, "text": " You can see she took a test fight to make sure it's good."}, {"start": 8100.740000000001, "end": 8107.380000000001, "text": " Still some more sandwich."}, {"start": 8107.380000000001, "end": 8117.9400000000005, "text": " Oh fuck yeah."}, {"start": 8117.9400000000005, "end": 8132.080000000001, "text": " I think that spicy mustard fuck that is so good."}, {"start": 8132.080000000001, "end": 8138.120000000001, "text": " I don't know what happens, but as soon as you turn to like the age of 30, maybe even"}, {"start": 8138.120000000001, "end": 8142.360000000001, "text": " younger, you just start liking different shit."}, {"start": 8142.360000000001, "end": 8147.64, "text": " I never really was a mustard man, but now as I'm older, I'm a fucking mustard man."}, {"start": 8147.64, "end": 8153.780000000001, "text": " spicy mustard all these I could catch up"}, {"start": 8153.780000000001, "end": 8156.320000000001, "text": " basic"}, {"start": 8156.320000000001, "end": 8160.660000000001, "text": " southeastern beach mouse is a subspecies of the small old field mouse that has a"}, {"start": 8160.660000000001, "end": 8166.3, "text": " life-threatening gorge dorsal side like brown forehead and white belly adult"}, {"start": 8166.3, "end": 8177.46, "text": " man's average a length of 5.3 inches okay thank you wasabi oh so good big fan"}, {"start": 8177.46, "end": 8184.46, "text": " Thanks for the donation, Higador, wow."}, {"start": 8207.460000000001, "end": 8229.460000000001, "text": " Our tank literally cannot get in there, poor guy."}, {"start": 8229.460000000001, "end": 8247.42, "text": " Well, we're almost level 30."}, {"start": 8247.42, "end": 8252.900000000001, "text": " I think we're probably at our XP cap here."}, {"start": 8252.900000000001, "end": 8258.94, "text": " Yeah, maybe we one-shot the boss here, that'd be great."}, {"start": 8258.94, "end": 8259.94, "text": " I'd love that."}, {"start": 8271.300000000001, "end": 8273.94, "text": " Uh, where is the boss anyways, like?"}, {"start": 8280.94, "end": 8283.300000000001, "text": " The boss is going to one-shot us."}, {"start": 8284.1, "end": 8285.54, "text": " Not with my mana shield."}, {"start": 8288.94, "end": 8314.94, "text": " Quite the army."}, {"start": 8314.94, "end": 8337.42, "text": " Okay, we just pulled some like elite general, I think, on an accident."}, {"start": 8337.42, "end": 8344.42, "text": " i saw him start running over here"}, {"start": 8357.78, "end": 8362.26, "text": " how are we doing on mana? everyone seems to be good. Grats to me i hit 250, cool!"}, {"start": 8362.26, "end": 8364.32, "text": " i do have bloodlust, i'm proud of you!"}, {"start": 8364.32, "end": 8365.32, "text": " Yellow doesn't."}, {"start": 8368.52, "end": 8369.52, "text": " Alright, whatever."}, {"start": 8394.32, "end": 8397.32, "text": " Oh, it's fucking Manoroth."}, {"start": 8397.32, "end": 8400.32, "text": " Jeez."}, {"start": 8400.32, "end": 8403.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8408.32, "end": 8412.32, "text": " It's goddamn pit board."}, {"start": 8424.32, "end": 8430.279999999999, "text": " So, I don't know what mechanics are about to happen, but it's gonna be really tough to"}, {"start": 8430.279999999999, "end": 8434.44, "text": " do them when you can't move, because we have so many units."}, {"start": 8454.32, "end": 8465.36, "text": " Okie dokie, all our units are dead by the way."}, {"start": 8465.36, "end": 8473.6, "text": " Not sure how, but should we start breaking this evil fortress?"}, {"start": 8473.6, "end": 8476.44, "text": " Is that crazy?"}, {"start": 8476.44, "end": 8483.84, "text": " Because we can do it without pulling them."}, {"start": 8483.84, "end": 8488.34, "text": " and leash the boy okay so if we kill him he spawns a boss"}, {"start": 8488.34, "end": 8495.34, "text": " so we don't want to do that"}, {"start": 8513.84, "end": 8536.68, "text": " I mean, should we go back here?"}, {"start": 8536.68, "end": 8539.6, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 8539.6, "end": 8543.08, "text": " I think we go since we're here."}, {"start": 8543.08, "end": 8545.08, "text": " Fuck it. Pull him."}, {"start": 8546.76, "end": 8548.76, "text": " Like we can get him to half HP."}, {"start": 8549.32, "end": 8551.32, "text": " Oh, hell."}, {"start": 8553.32, "end": 8555.32, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 8567.8, "end": 8569.8, "text": " Apparently this guy one shot, so..."}, {"start": 8570.44, "end": 8572.44, "text": " Watch out."}, {"start": 8573.08, "end": 8593.2, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 8593.2, "end": 8600.2, "text": " So far so good."}, {"start": 8600.2, "end": 8611.2, "text": " Oh, I'm stunned."}, {"start": 8611.2, "end": 8616.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8616.68, "end": 8641.32, "text": " at most okay what's the dagger cost 800 any 9 gold that's crazy hold on couple"}, {"start": 8641.32, "end": 8648.32, "text": " six here"}, {"start": 8659.24, "end": 8666.24, "text": " house to do this"}, {"start": 8671.32, "end": 8700.16, "text": " guys I sold my cadgar spellbook I'm just saying okay okay it's not good"}, {"start": 8700.16, "end": 8703.76, "text": " It's extremely bad."}, {"start": 8703.76, "end": 8710.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8710.4, "end": 8714.92, "text": " Ancient figurine."}, {"start": 8714.92, "end": 8719.16, "text": " Sad."}, {"start": 8719.16, "end": 8723.28, "text": " So sad."}, {"start": 8723.28, "end": 8728.8, "text": " God fucking damn it."}, {"start": 8728.8, "end": 8730.8, "text": " out of King's Pendant of Mana."}, {"start": 8737.8, "end": 8740.8, "text": " And then my dagger. Oh my god, okay."}, {"start": 8746.8, "end": 8747.8, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 8758.800000000001, "end": 8788.000000000002, "text": " I got weaker, but I literally just got weaker going back, yeah, because I accidentally sold"}, {"start": 8788.0, "end": 8817.12, "text": " my item. We can pull him to the boat. Yeah, maybe. So what do I need next? I got the pendant."}, {"start": 8817.12, "end": 8817.62, "text": " I got that."}, {"start": 8818.62, "end": 8822.12, "text": " I actually need a crown of kings and then the item itself, so I need..."}, {"start": 8823.12, "end": 8824.320000000002, "text": " I don't know, about a thousand gold."}, {"start": 8825.720000000001, "end": 8827.320000000002, "text": " And then I have a full kit."}, {"start": 8829.12, "end": 8830.92, "text": " I guess I'll also need to upgrade my boots."}, {"start": 8837.52, "end": 8839.92, "text": " Let's start casting bloodlustars. What's going on?"}, {"start": 8842.02, "end": 8843.12, "text": " Start casting that shit."}, {"start": 8847.12, "end": 8867.640000000001, "text": " I want to stand away so we don't get AoE impaled here"}, {"start": 8867.64, "end": 8892.64, "text": " I said don't auto if you're a caster he has thorns"}, {"start": 8892.64, "end": 8912.88, "text": " Oh, well, okay, my autos actually do damage, so."}, {"start": 8912.880000000001, "end": 8919.880000000001, "text": " some mana to SMG."}, {"start": 8919.880000000001, "end": 8943.140000000001, "text": " I'm gonna need to start giving man out other people here"}, {"start": 8943.14, "end": 8950.099999999999, "text": " Jeez, train manna completely fucks me."}, {"start": 8950.099999999999, "end": 8956.3, "text": " How am I taking so much damage without even attacking?"}, {"start": 8956.3, "end": 8962.3, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 8992.300000000001, "end": 8994.300000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8997.820000000002, "end": 9002.000000000002, "text": " It's got fucking it for a thousand there give our healers some more mana"}, {"start": 9022.300000000001, "end": 9024.300000000001, "text": " Let's give our mage some mana"}, {"start": 9046.86, "end": 9048.86, "text": " Let's drain his mana"}, {"start": 9048.86, "end": 9065.94, "text": " Got a few impales here, I just die."}, {"start": 9065.94, "end": 9072.94, "text": " Using these adds, so much damage to him."}, {"start": 9083.94, "end": 9086.94, "text": " Ow, fuck, I dipped in there."}, {"start": 9088.94, "end": 9089.94, "text": " Okay, who zoom?"}, {"start": 9089.94, "end": 9091.94, "text": " Our mage is pretty tapped."}, {"start": 9091.94, "end": 9092.94, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 9092.94, "end": 9101.220000000001, "text": " Let's go give him an answer, the mage healers are okay."}, {"start": 9101.220000000001, "end": 9105.060000000001, "text": " I just canceled it on accident."}, {"start": 9105.060000000001, "end": 9109.060000000001, "text": " That's on me."}, {"start": 9109.060000000001, "end": 9114.02, "text": " SMG is in the room."}, {"start": 9114.02, "end": 9118.7, "text": " Yeah, SMG is extremely tapped, you're right."}, {"start": 9118.7, "end": 9119.9, "text": " Everyone's kind of tapped at this point."}, {"start": 9119.9, "end": 9123.3, "text": " Let's top off SMG here. Let him have some fun"}, {"start": 9123.300000000001, "end": 9151.500000000002, "text": " Don't impale me."}, {"start": 9151.5, "end": 9169.94, "text": " I have a feeling it's coming here."}, {"start": 9169.94, "end": 9188.74, "text": " to the healer."}, {"start": 9188.74, "end": 9190.54, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 9190.54, "end": 9195.980000000001, "text": " Click the cubes, please offhand, okay."}, {"start": 9195.98, "end": 9201.14, "text": " Nice 1250 gold"}, {"start": 9205.039999999999, "end": 9211.779999999999, "text": " Did we win oh my god, I think there's more other all going home, okay"}, {"start": 9221.82, "end": 9223.82, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9225.98, "end": 9253.24, "text": " I need this and I need a crown of kings and then I got to buy caggar spell book"}, {"start": 9253.24, "end": 9267.8, "text": " I need these boots, those away, I'm great, I just want to get Robo Magi Pen of Energy,"}, {"start": 9267.8, "end": 9270.0, "text": " Robo Magi Pen of Energy."}, {"start": 9270.0, "end": 9276.08, "text": " I got it, but I'm not the wrong one."}, {"start": 9276.08, "end": 9283.44, "text": " I can't quite make it yet."}, {"start": 9283.44, "end": 9284.44, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9284.44, "end": 9288.76, "text": " Nice, back in action."}, {"start": 9288.76, "end": 9291.12, "text": " Got my cadgar spellbook back."}, {"start": 9291.12, "end": 9292.12, "text": " Wrong robe."}, {"start": 9292.12, "end": 9293.12, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9293.12, "end": 9297.0, "text": " You're fucking right."}, {"start": 9297.0, "end": 9299.56, "text": " No, you're right."}, {"start": 9299.56, "end": 9301.56, "text": " Over the magi is a thousand gold."}, {"start": 9309.32, "end": 9311.32, "text": " Oh my god, we had a close run this whole time."}, {"start": 9313.64, "end": 9315.64, "text": " I hate myself."}, {"start": 9329.56, "end": 9336.56, "text": " and"}, {"start": 9349.439999999999, "end": 9356.439999999999, "text": " coffee energy drink"}, {"start": 9359.56, "end": 9363.56, "text": " Oh, hey, Sarge, you gonna do auto bloodlust? No way."}, {"start": 9383.56, "end": 9385.56, "text": " Have you ever played Dragon Age Origins? Nope."}, {"start": 9385.56, "end": 9392.26, "text": " My auto attacks are doing a lot of damage now damage dealt plus 20% attack range plus 75"}, {"start": 9415.56, "end": 9425.18, "text": " These guys hit for 1,000 that is absurd"}, {"start": 9428.18, "end": 9430.18, "text": " Okay, I killed as well"}, {"start": 9445.92, "end": 9447.92, "text": " Big"}, {"start": 9461.92, "end": 9463.92, "text": " All right water level"}, {"start": 9505.56, "end": 9507.56, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 9507.56, "end": 9532.56, "text": " What the fuck, I just got chain lightning zapped out of existence."}, {"start": 9532.56, "end": 9544.4, "text": " Let's see if I can steal some mana here."}, {"start": 9544.4, "end": 9552.4, "text": " Just a little bit."}, {"start": 9552.4, "end": 9568.84, "text": " He's fucking silence."}, {"start": 9568.84, "end": 9593.3, "text": " These fuckers silence."}, {"start": 9593.3, "end": 9594.6, "text": " Are there no more special events?"}, {"start": 9594.6, "end": 9597.76, "text": " I guess of course we're so far away from base it'd be ridiculous."}, {"start": 9597.76, "end": 9599.76, "text": " I have to go all the way home"}, {"start": 9606.16, "end": 9608.16, "text": " Tank"}, {"start": 9620.6, "end": 9622.6, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 9627.76, "end": 9656.24, "text": " Alright, I can go upgrade my gear now."}, {"start": 9656.24, "end": 9661.24, "text": " I probably should, too."}, {"start": 9661.24, "end": 9676.24, "text": " Like I'm behind in gear at this point because of my fuck up in selling my item."}, {"start": 9676.24, "end": 9677.24, "text": " How do we push?"}, {"start": 9677.24, "end": 9678.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9678.24, "end": 9679.24, "text": " I'm getting silenced."}, {"start": 9679.24, "end": 9686.24, "text": " give manna to people."}, {"start": 9698.24, "end": 9705.24, "text": " Don't stop coming."}, {"start": 9709.24, "end": 9726.68, "text": " Oh, one HP, banishielded late, but whatever."}, {"start": 9756.68, "end": 9763.68, "text": " Yeah, I gotta go home."}, {"start": 9763.68, "end": 9782.68, "text": " I did, in fact, Roach, hold on, where are those boots?"}, {"start": 9782.68, "end": 9785.84, "text": " Robe of the Magi, okay, and then"}, {"start": 9793.6, "end": 9799.720000000001, "text": " Okay, now I got the boots now, I've got all that everything's done, okay, they all just died"}, {"start": 9803.6, "end": 9809.1, "text": " When you buy tomes here, I guess I have tome of intelligence, okay, I"}, {"start": 9809.1, "end": 9823.02, "text": " I can TP in 10 seconds."}, {"start": 9823.02, "end": 9824.02, "text": " You can also upgrade the boots."}, {"start": 9824.02, "end": 9825.02, "text": " I did!"}, {"start": 9825.02, "end": 9826.02, "text": " That's exactly what I did."}, {"start": 9826.02, "end": 9830.62, "text": " I just upgraded them."}, {"start": 9830.62, "end": 9831.62, "text": " Maybe I shouldn't have left."}, {"start": 9831.62, "end": 9832.62, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 9832.62, "end": 9849.58, "text": " the truthfully selling this archmage staff isn't the worst idea and just getting actually"}, {"start": 9849.58, "end": 9859.300000000001, "text": " now it's a bad this is better stacking archmage staffs is not bad and I can also just stack"}, {"start": 9859.300000000001, "end": 9862.94, "text": " Sapphires and then just by tomes like that's probably even more valuable"}, {"start": 9865.140000000001, "end": 9871.18, "text": " Silenced oh my god, I got soul burned and then frost Nova"}, {"start": 9877.12, "end": 9879.12, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 9879.12, "end": 9886.28, "text": " How do you make the boots?"}, {"start": 9886.28, "end": 9897.28, "text": " Uh, well, if you look at your boots, okay, he's got it."}, {"start": 9897.28, "end": 9927.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9927.12, "end": 9931.2, "text": " It's crazy!"}, {"start": 9931.2, "end": 9935.36, "text": " I got one shot, rest, and one shot again instantly!"}, {"start": 9935.36, "end": 9939.84, "text": " Mana Shield, I was tapped, I was dead, I was rest- oh my god."}, {"start": 9939.84, "end": 9946.12, "text": " Is there like, something I can do here?"}, {"start": 9946.12, "end": 9950.68, "text": " I guess I could buy this item, absorb 20% damage taken, draining mana equal to 50% of"}, {"start": 9950.68, "end": 9952.560000000001, "text": " the damage absorbed."}, {"start": 9952.56, "end": 9961.88, "text": " yeah that's probably what I need I think I got to swap out swap out the Sapphire"}, {"start": 9963.039999999999, "end": 9971.16, "text": " at this point just press your mana shield give me it doesn't last forever"}, {"start": 9971.16, "end": 9978.6, "text": " it's got a 30 second cooldown in the last 15 seconds so that shit can still"}, {"start": 9978.6, "end": 9986.24, "text": " Well, a mana shield isn't just the perfect answer for that."}, {"start": 9986.24, "end": 9987.52, "text": " Need spell damage reduction."}, {"start": 9987.52, "end": 9989.12, "text": " I don't know if that exists."}, {"start": 9989.12, "end": 10018.400000000001, "text": " There's not a lot of options in this store."}, {"start": 10018.4, "end": 10025.4, "text": " Like mana shield is off now, so I'm a little spooked out."}, {"start": 10048.4, "end": 10058.359999999999, "text": " I'm going to start saving mana."}, {"start": 10058.36, "end": 10065.36, "text": " seem to be a ok"}, {"start": 10088.36, "end": 10104.28, "text": " Okay, more mana for stars, because you're such a mana-hungry, fucking freak."}, {"start": 10104.28, "end": 10111.380000000001, "text": " I was gonna get mana to little..."}, {"start": 10111.380000000001, "end": 10112.380000000001, "text": " Lim- Lim- Limi-wing?"}, {"start": 10112.380000000001, "end": 10113.880000000001, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 10113.880000000001, "end": 10114.880000000001, "text": " Silence."}, {"start": 10114.880000000001, "end": 10129.640000000001, "text": " burned. Your sea giant is doing big AoE DPS. Yeah, you clover's. This guy fucking owns."}, {"start": 10129.64, "end": 10152.66, "text": " God I'm just always so burned."}, {"start": 10152.66, "end": 10166.88, "text": " that's the"}, {"start": 10166.88, "end": 10174.32, "text": " it's a man of four healer"}, {"start": 10174.32, "end": 10204.279999999999, "text": " I also have a really good single target DPS how can we not playing"}, {"start": 10204.28, "end": 10219.44, "text": " druid. Druid is just either tank or healer, I don't know. I wanted to do some damage."}, {"start": 10219.44, "end": 10226.720000000001, "text": " I actually bet I do more single target than stars. Cause my fucking arrow is just blasting."}, {"start": 10226.72, "end": 10228.84, "text": " All his spells are A, E, and bitch-made."}, {"start": 10240.64, "end": 10241.14, "text": " Cope?"}, {"start": 10241.64, "end": 10244.48, "text": " Oh fuck, hurricane the single target boss. Let's see how it plays out."}, {"start": 10250.279999999999, "end": 10251.8, "text": " I have wand of deathlord."}, {"start": 10256.72, "end": 10271.199999999999, "text": " Wait voodoo doll is crazy why didn't I get this interesting he said it's kind of Giga"}, {"start": 10271.2, "end": 10272.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10272.2, "end": 10279.0, "text": " It's really, really seven minutes."}, {"start": 10279.0, "end": 10280.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10280.0, "end": 10286.6, "text": " Okay, I need to get that."}, {"start": 10286.6, "end": 10297.44, "text": " Am I here buying the wrong fucking items all day?"}, {"start": 10297.44, "end": 10325.44, "text": " I mean, that's fucking ridiculous."}, {"start": 10325.44, "end": 10351.1, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10351.1, "end": 10354.2, "text": " guys can be pushed up I had to stay way back"}, {"start": 10354.2, "end": 10356.2, "text": " Let's go with it."}, {"start": 10367.2, "end": 10370.2, "text": " Not sure what our plan is up there, SMG, but you do you."}, {"start": 10373.2, "end": 10375.2, "text": " Give me some mana."}, {"start": 10376.2, "end": 10378.2, "text": " Fine, run out of range of my mana."}, {"start": 10378.2, "end": 10380.2, "text": " Oh, he wants this."}, {"start": 10380.2, "end": 10382.2, "text": " Okay, I'm going with you, Doug."}, {"start": 10384.2, "end": 10397.54, "text": " Why did my summon not pop out?"}, {"start": 10397.54, "end": 10408.84, "text": " I think I got silenced as I pressed the button so I just walked into him."}, {"start": 10408.84, "end": 10411.54, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 10411.54, "end": 10416.34, "text": " I was going to put a summon down and have him tank and save SMG."}, {"start": 10418.54, "end": 10419.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10419.94, "end": 10424.240000000002, "text": " I think at this point it's too late to get the finger of death, it's worth to just buy tomes."}, {"start": 10424.740000000002, "end": 10426.740000000002, "text": " Tomes and tomes and nothing but tomes."}, {"start": 10433.640000000001, "end": 10435.54, "text": " As soon as they kill this well, I'm just going to port to it."}, {"start": 10438.240000000002, "end": 10440.240000000002, "text": " Hit the fucking well, you freaks!"}, {"start": 10440.24, "end": 10442.24, "text": " Stop padding!"}, {"start": 10456.24, "end": 10461.24, "text": " Oh hell I'm gonna get no, but I'm so dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead."}, {"start": 10461.24, "end": 10463.24, "text": " Not dead."}, {"start": 10470.24, "end": 10478.32, "text": " All right, we're back."}, {"start": 10478.32, "end": 10485.32, "text": " I guess we are."}, {"start": 10508.32, "end": 10523.0, "text": " Stars is zoom and complaining about it."}, {"start": 10523.0, "end": 10525.199999999999, "text": " I guess they all kind of are."}, {"start": 10525.199999999999, "end": 10531.16, "text": " Oh, back to being a man of battery."}, {"start": 10531.16, "end": 10547.28, "text": " I swear I can pop off and do so much damage, but I'll just help y'all do damage and then"}, {"start": 10547.28, "end": 10568.94, "text": " get made fun of for not doing damage."}, {"start": 10568.94, "end": 10570.62, "text": " Finger resets, off kill."}, {"start": 10570.62, "end": 10571.62, "text": " That's really good."}, {"start": 10571.62, "end": 10576.28, "text": " I wonder how it's going to perform on a boss fight, considering it won't reset on a boss"}, {"start": 10576.28, "end": 10592.28, "text": " boss fight"}, {"start": 10592.28, "end": 10596.28, "text": " lost fine has ads you don't know that"}, {"start": 10596.28, "end": 10599.28, "text": " might not"}, {"start": 10599.28, "end": 10628.28, "text": " Surely this is the last boss. I gotta go. I got things to do today. I'm a busy guy."}, {"start": 10628.28, "end": 10645.640000000001, "text": " What do you have to go do, play nine kings?"}, {"start": 10645.640000000001, "end": 10646.640000000001, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 10646.640000000001, "end": 10650.6, "text": " Actually, that's exactly what I gotta go do!"}, {"start": 10650.6, "end": 10656.36, "text": " That work, man!"}, {"start": 10686.36, "end": 10690.16, "text": " Oh shit. Oh fuck. I'm I'm throwing"}, {"start": 10697.640000000001, "end": 10702.16, "text": " Okay, I've got full mana ready to dump into new people take my load"}, {"start": 10716.36, "end": 10729.560000000001, "text": " I mean, to walk away from my mana is baffling, it's a choice."}, {"start": 10729.560000000001, "end": 10736.560000000001, "text": " Oh shit's it."}, {"start": 10736.56, "end": 10758.039999999999, "text": " Okay, it feels like a lot's happening I'm dead instantly"}, {"start": 10758.04, "end": 10760.04, "text": " Lee"}, {"start": 10761.480000000001, "end": 10763.480000000001, "text": " Back"}, {"start": 10788.04, "end": 10808.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10808.04, "end": 10833.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10833.04, "end": 10843.04, "text": " We did it so"}, {"start": 10843.04, "end": 10850.04, "text": " So, huh."}, {"start": 10850.04, "end": 10864.36, "text": " Okay, I guess we go home."}, {"start": 10864.36, "end": 10871.080000000002, "text": " Buy some fucking tomes."}, {"start": 10871.08, "end": 10878.0, "text": " 1 base all stats maximum mana 250 interesting plus one damage for 200 gold"}, {"start": 10879.52, "end": 10881.52, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 10886.2, "end": 10890.76, "text": " It's the first one that you win is it yeah, no this is I've never been everything here is new for me"}, {"start": 10890.76, "end": 10892.76, "text": " I have no idea what's going on anymore"}, {"start": 10894.8, "end": 10896.8, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 10901.88, "end": 10903.88, "text": " He says hide in cave"}, {"start": 10909.58, "end": 10911.58, "text": " Okay, we're trolling"}, {"start": 10919.56, "end": 10921.56, "text": " It will make sense"}, {"start": 10931.08, "end": 10938.34, "text": " All the timers are gone. I think all the mobs are gone. It really is just a boss fight"}, {"start": 10938.34, "end": 10962.66, "text": " Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit didn't mean to do that that's on me"}, {"start": 10968.34, "end": 10972.62, "text": " Not the best pull of my life"}, {"start": 10982.9, "end": 10986.78, "text": " We're kind of getting it crazy he's almost dead, but"}, {"start": 10986.78, "end": 10998.54, "text": " it. Beach mouse, beach, beach mouse. Bitch, in the middle, you thought this was a bigger"}, {"start": 10998.54, "end": 11011.02, "text": " boss fight than it was. Okay, we go through the cave? Okay, my summon can't follow me,"}, {"start": 11011.02, "end": 11013.02, "text": " So I gotta resummon."}, {"start": 11016.02, "end": 11017.82, "text": " Oh, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 11017.82, "end": 11019.82, "text": " What's happening here?"}, {"start": 11027.82, "end": 11029.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11034.82, "end": 11036.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11041.66, "end": 11044.7, "text": " There's gotta be a way out of here. Are we supposed to walk through the caves?"}, {"start": 11049.94, "end": 11051.94, "text": " Hold on these look like"}, {"start": 11055.1, "end": 11059.18, "text": " Event has started what event"}, {"start": 11062.58, "end": 11064.58, "text": " He says hide"}, {"start": 11064.58, "end": 11073.94, "text": " What we can't hide from just kill it right just kill what are we talking about"}, {"start": 11082.94, "end": 11085.22, "text": " Are we just gonna back up? Oh god, let me in"}, {"start": 11094.58, "end": 11101.58, "text": " Okay, I'm back in the hell up."}, {"start": 11124.58, "end": 11134.42, "text": " There are eight subspecies of beech mice, five of which live along the Gulf Coast."}, {"start": 11134.42, "end": 11135.42, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 11135.42, "end": 11141.42, "text": " They're adido-key beech mice of small bodies, pair of tails, large ears and big eyes."}, {"start": 11141.42, "end": 11147.06, "text": " Their bodies are grayish-formed for wood-brown with a very pale yellow hue."}, {"start": 11147.06, "end": 11149.06, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 11149.06, "end": 11151.06, "text": " This changes everything."}, {"start": 11167.06, "end": 11169.06, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna start giving people mana."}, {"start": 11173.06, "end": 11175.06, "text": " Two minutes left. This is easy."}, {"start": 11179.06, "end": 11203.06, "text": " Let's give SMG full mana."}, {"start": 11203.06, "end": 11224.18, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck just killed me"}, {"start": 11224.18, "end": 11252.58, "text": " taunt him you fucking idiot there's something I'm standing in"}, {"start": 11252.58, "end": 11254.58, "text": " You were in melee, WAS I?"}, {"start": 11255.08, "end": 11257.08, "text": " Man, I guess I kinda was, alright."}, {"start": 11257.78, "end": 11261.28, "text": " Thought I was back far enough to not be getting clobbered that hard."}, {"start": 11263.08, "end": 11264.08, "text": " Ope."}, {"start": 11282.58, "end": 11300.3, "text": " All right, we did it."}, {"start": 11300.3, "end": 11301.3, "text": " Event complete."}, {"start": 11301.3, "end": 11304.3, "text": " Oh, my health."}, {"start": 11304.3, "end": 11310.539999999999, "text": " Uh, is that a ghost?"}, {"start": 11310.539999999999, "end": 11311.539999999999, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 11311.54, "end": 11336.04, "text": " I'll get that one."}, {"start": 11336.04, "end": 11337.04, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11337.04, "end": 11339.54, "text": " Why are they over there?"}, {"start": 11339.54, "end": 11340.54, "text": " God."}, {"start": 11340.54, "end": 11346.54, "text": " Guys, we're supposed to go in."}, {"start": 11346.54, "end": 11350.54, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11350.54, "end": 11366.54, "text": " He's fucking boarding out."}, {"start": 11366.54, "end": 11370.26, "text": " Maybe Wink doesn't want to move, because as soon as he moves, he's probably gonna TP him in."}, {"start": 11373.54, "end": 11374.04, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 11375.900000000001, "end": 11376.7, "text": " Sounds about right."}, {"start": 11379.42, "end": 11381.26, "text": " Bro, port back, man. Just use your port."}, {"start": 11396.54, "end": 11403.54, "text": " Why don't I summon this guy? What am I doing?"}, {"start": 11412.02, "end": 11417.580000000002, "text": " Alrighty, we're here. What's your level 30 spell? It's a passive. Increase damage"}, {"start": 11417.580000000002, "end": 11422.26, "text": " dealt with the tax attack and casting range."}, {"start": 11422.26, "end": 11423.26, "text": " It's a fun passive."}, {"start": 11423.26, "end": 11445.06, "text": " Let's get to my auto attacks, which is really good single target damage."}, {"start": 11445.06, "end": 11449.06, "text": " Put on your juke shoes for this."}, {"start": 11449.06, "end": 11456.06, "text": " Sarge is about to flex his level 30 spell, whatever it is."}, {"start": 11456.06, "end": 11459.58, "text": " It's probably that dumb healing Tide Totem or something."}, {"start": 11459.58, "end": 11466.5, "text": " Mine is a full team Warp plus 500 EPS, but that one is pretty cool too."}, {"start": 11466.5, "end": 11469.34, "text": " There."}, {"start": 11469.34, "end": 11471.34, "text": " Sick."}, {"start": 11471.34, "end": 11477.779999999999, "text": " Who the fuck are we waiting for?"}, {"start": 11477.78, "end": 11482.84, "text": " My summon can't get through. Why did I just summon again? It can't go through the fucking caves."}, {"start": 11483.7, "end": 11485.7, "text": " Now I don't have a summon."}, {"start": 11491.86, "end": 11493.86, "text": " Wait 30 seconds."}, {"start": 11498.7, "end": 11500.7, "text": " Unbelievable."}, {"start": 11507.78, "end": 11514.78, "text": " It takes 140% bonus damage from Chaos."}, {"start": 11537.78, "end": 11560.18, "text": " All right, we're going."}, {"start": 11560.18, "end": 11561.18, "text": " Illidan."}, {"start": 11561.18, "end": 11562.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11562.68, "end": 11568.52, "text": " Is this lore accurate?"}, {"start": 11568.52, "end": 11575.24, "text": " Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 11575.24, "end": 11577.36, "text": " Couldn't dodge, huh?"}, {"start": 11577.36, "end": 11586.720000000001, "text": " Shaman just died."}, {"start": 11586.72, "end": 11588.72, "text": " have our juke shoes, clearly."}, {"start": 11604.32, "end": 11606.32, "text": " Damn, Sir Gregory is owning."}, {"start": 11606.32, "end": 11608.32, "text": " This guy does not take damage."}, {"start": 11610.0, "end": 11612.0, "text": " Ha ha, he died."}, {"start": 11612.56, "end": 11614.56, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 11614.56, "end": 11616.4, "text": " Did you touch him? No."}, {"start": 11616.4, "end": 11623.4, "text": " and we all died instantly"}, {"start": 11633.84, "end": 11635.96, "text": " lost to a disabled guy"}, {"start": 11635.96, "end": 11637.44, "text": " technically"}, {"start": 11637.44, "end": 11644.44, "text": " true"}, {"start": 11646.4, "end": 11651.4, "text": " Hey puppy. Oh hey Coda. Hello. Hello."}, {"start": 11656.4, "end": 11658.4, "text": " Oh, forgets a skewed. Hang on."}, {"start": 11658.4, "end": 11661.4, "text": " Hang on, Coda. This shit's all fucked up."}, {"start": 11662.4, "end": 11664.4, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 11666.4, "end": 11668.4, "text": " Everything's fucked up right now."}, {"start": 11670.4, "end": 11673.4, "text": " What is this camera stand? Why is it so off-site?"}, {"start": 11676.4, "end": 11691.4, "text": " Oh no, how do I tighten this?"}, {"start": 11691.4, "end": 11694.4, "text": " Now it's loose as fuck."}, {"start": 11694.4, "end": 11700.4, "text": " How do I tighten this?"}, {"start": 11700.4, "end": 11702.4, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 11702.4, "end": 11708.88, "text": " There's like a thousand knobs, I don't know which one does what I need it to."}, {"start": 11708.88, "end": 11712.68, "text": " Oh, it's aimed so down because it's..."}, {"start": 11712.68, "end": 11718.68, "text": " Are we good?"}, {"start": 11718.68, "end": 11725.6, "text": " Alright, go."}, {"start": 11725.6, "end": 11731.039999999999, "text": " We gotta kill these adds."}, {"start": 11731.04, "end": 11733.04, "text": " Zad actually one shot us."}, {"start": 11747.2, "end": 11749.2, "text": " Uh, they want to pull Ilden."}, {"start": 11753.12, "end": 11755.12, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 11761.04, "end": 11768.04, "text": " team, team, stars, what happened?"}, {"start": 11791.04, "end": 11800.52, "text": " I taunted everything and I died instantly holy fuck"}, {"start": 11821.04, "end": 11834.160000000002, "text": " Let's give Star some mana cause he fucking died and just came back."}, {"start": 11834.160000000002, "end": 11835.160000000002, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11835.160000000002, "end": 11836.160000000002, "text": " Skulls?"}, {"start": 11836.160000000002, "end": 11837.160000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11837.160000000002, "end": 11843.68, "text": " Two people died now."}, {"start": 11843.68, "end": 11845.160000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11845.160000000002, "end": 11849.36, "text": " I mean how are we, what are we struggling with here?"}, {"start": 11849.36, "end": 11850.6, "text": " Man?"}, {"start": 11850.6, "end": 11852.6, "text": " This ain't that bad!"}, {"start": 11859.6, "end": 11866.6, "text": " I'm about to start throwing my summon in to tank a skull or something just to make this easier for us."}, {"start": 11871.6, "end": 11877.6, "text": " We can do 20%. I mean, yeah. He doesn't have that much HP. He really doesn't."}, {"start": 11877.6, "end": 11879.6, "text": " He dies fast."}, {"start": 11880.6, "end": 11885.2, "text": " We probably only need to dodge skulls like 4 times, unless there's a phase 2."}, {"start": 11885.7, "end": 11887.7, "text": " In which case, Rottrow."}, {"start": 11902.800000000001, "end": 11904.800000000001, "text": " After he dies, you go to Northrend."}, {"start": 11904.800000000001, "end": 11907.800000000001, "text": " It actually logs you into World of Warcraft."}, {"start": 11910.6, "end": 11924.1, "text": " the horror it's it starts downloading week or is brings you back which king is"}, {"start": 11924.1, "end": 11926.220000000001, "text": " there"}, {"start": 11926.22, "end": 11929.98, "text": " Shit's crazy."}, {"start": 11929.98, "end": 11936.22, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, we're all here."}, {"start": 11936.22, "end": 11940.619999999999, "text": " Um, who's-oom."}, {"start": 11940.619999999999, "end": 11945.619999999999, "text": " Go ahead and give Star Simana."}, {"start": 11945.619999999999, "end": 11947.619999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11947.62, "end": 11952.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11952.62, "end": 11967.62, "text": " Alright, get ready to start spreading and pull on the boss."}, {"start": 11967.62, "end": 11978.980000000001, "text": " All right, get ready to start spreading and pulling the boss run through your life."}, {"start": 11978.980000000001, "end": 11985.060000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11985.060000000001, "end": 11994.5, "text": " Oh, are we all alive?"}, {"start": 11994.5, "end": 11996.5, "text": " spooky, but we did it."}, {"start": 12024.5, "end": 12039.26, "text": " It's more mani here."}, {"start": 12039.26, "end": 12049.26, "text": " Beach mouse, beach, beach mouse, parried."}, {"start": 12049.26, "end": 12058.34, "text": " I need to get myself some out of here- oh fuck, other side."}, {"start": 12058.34, "end": 12064.5, "text": " Okay, we lost someone."}, {"start": 12064.5, "end": 12068.22, "text": " Okay, we lost two."}, {"start": 12068.22, "end": 12070.22, "text": " Run back."}, {"start": 12070.22, "end": 12074.7, "text": " Do we have a tank still?"}, {"start": 12074.7, "end": 12075.7, "text": " We do."}, {"start": 12075.7, "end": 12076.7, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 12076.7, "end": 12077.7, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12077.7, "end": 12079.7, "text": " I'm dead guys"}, {"start": 12082.66, "end": 12085.58, "text": " We'll be here all day all day"}, {"start": 12094.54, "end": 12096.54, "text": " Got a lock in"}, {"start": 12096.54, "end": 12115.84, "text": " Maybe get some strength, maybe a little bit of HP."}, {"start": 12115.84, "end": 12126.36, "text": " Make sure you buy some tomes before you go."}, {"start": 12126.36, "end": 12129.060000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, HP tomes are a play, I should be getting those too."}, {"start": 12130.76, "end": 12131.66, "text": " Actually, I don't know."}, {"start": 12132.26, "end": 12134.26, "text": " I feel like HP tomes are worthless on me."}, {"start": 12135.76, "end": 12140.66, "text": " Because right now I'm in 2 shot range, and I don't know how much HP I need"}, {"start": 12141.060000000001, "end": 12143.960000000001, "text": " until I become 3 shot range. It's a lot."}, {"start": 12143.960000000001, "end": 12145.960000000001, "text": " So I feel like it's almost pointless."}, {"start": 12151.460000000001, "end": 12152.86, "text": " The skull's 1 shot, yeah."}, {"start": 12153.66, "end": 12154.76, "text": " I think you just die."}, {"start": 12156.36, "end": 12166.86, "text": " Alright, everyone get here, everyone try and get full mana, buff us the fuck up."}, {"start": 12166.86, "end": 12170.62, "text": " The skulls do 3, 750."}, {"start": 12170.62, "end": 12175.6, "text": " 5k for me."}, {"start": 12175.6, "end": 12177.54, "text": " They do 0 if you don't get hit."}, {"start": 12177.54, "end": 12178.54, "text": " True."}, {"start": 12178.54, "end": 12182.34, "text": " Alright, ready?"}, {"start": 12182.34, "end": 12208.06, "text": " Go tank, you go first, nice."}, {"start": 12208.06, "end": 12218.06, "text": " the ads don't spawn as I pull. They did not. But he's still missing health by the way."}, {"start": 12218.06, "end": 12237.26, "text": " Okay. That was some crazy orange. Dude, every single skull was in the top right. That was"}, {"start": 12237.26, "end": 12239.7, "text": " Nuts shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 12267.26, "end": 12293.26, "text": " If I click here, no, it does not go there, okay."}, {"start": 12293.26, "end": 12312.6, "text": " No utility items here, like Cyclone or Blink."}, {"start": 12312.6, "end": 12318.0, "text": " Blink would be sick, but I don't think so, no."}, {"start": 12318.0, "end": 12320.84, "text": " There's healing items and debuff items."}, {"start": 12320.84, "end": 12323.84, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 12329.4, "end": 12334.84, "text": " oh shit he's already here oh we're going instantly"}, {"start": 12337.6, "end": 12340.6, "text": " oh never mind"}, {"start": 12340.6, "end": 12346.48, "text": " I said run for your life."}, {"start": 12346.48, "end": 12349.2, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 12349.2, "end": 12352.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12352.12, "end": 12355.92, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 12355.92, "end": 12358.48, "text": " Alrighty."}, {"start": 12358.48, "end": 12369.24, "text": " Lost a couple people there."}, {"start": 12369.24, "end": 12379.4, "text": " I joined in the show because we don't have vision on the whole map if we had vision it'd be a little better, but we don't"}, {"start": 12399.24, "end": 12422.52, "text": " Give some mana to our Shum Alright our Mage is back"}, {"start": 12422.52, "end": 12424.52, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 12440.36, "end": 12445.800000000001, "text": " Didn't know that was coming in and it also spawned damn near on me and then I think I clicked a mob"}, {"start": 12445.800000000001, "end": 12474.04, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 12474.04, "end": 12477.04, "text": " Is it a true victory? No, it's fucking not. This is miserable."}, {"start": 12494.54, "end": 12498.04, "text": " Soda has 1600 HP. Is that not a lot?"}, {"start": 12498.04, "end": 12507.04, "text": " Huh, everyone seems to have a lot more than me."}, {"start": 12507.04, "end": 12521.400000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 12521.4, "end": 12528.82, "text": " We need to inner fire."}, {"start": 12528.82, "end": 12530.32, "text": " Let him buff us."}, {"start": 12530.32, "end": 12533.4, "text": " Okay, fuck it, just go."}, {"start": 12533.4, "end": 12541.4, "text": " Oh my god, he just ran in."}, {"start": 12541.4, "end": 12556.0, "text": " Okay, we're sending in spirit wolves."}, {"start": 12556.0, "end": 12561.08, "text": " I'll have this guy off me, jeez."}, {"start": 12561.08, "end": 12563.08, "text": " Oh no, I'm dead."}, {"start": 12563.08, "end": 12564.08, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12564.08, "end": 12565.08, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12565.08, "end": 12566.08, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12566.08, "end": 12567.08, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12567.08, "end": 12568.08, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12568.08, "end": 12569.08, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12569.08, "end": 12570.08, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 12570.08, "end": 12575.08, "text": " I'm back. Help!"}, {"start": 12585.08, "end": 12590.08, "text": " I mean, we're just struggling to recover now. We don't have a tank, but we do, but we ain't tanking much."}, {"start": 12600.08, "end": 12602.08, "text": " And my ad's dead"}, {"start": 12612.16, "end": 12614.16, "text": " Fuck I tried"}, {"start": 12617.76, "end": 12622.0, "text": " Oh, that was quick to the very fucking beginning. Please don't stand in the fire. Okay. Oh"}, {"start": 12624.32, "end": 12627.539999999999, "text": " That landed right in the fucking middle of me"}, {"start": 12630.08, "end": 12637.08, "text": " I got it this time. I gotta stop giving a fuck about my ad, honestly."}, {"start": 12637.08, "end": 12648.08, "text": " Cause what keeps happening is I'm like targeting my ad to try and taunt, but then I target Lady Vash again, right?"}, {"start": 12648.08, "end": 12658.08, "text": " And because of the way this game is, when I target her, I then have to hit V to open my abilities, and then I have to press D for dive."}, {"start": 12658.08, "end": 12662.5, "text": " And I keep just hitting D, which is, like, just griefs. Just griefs."}, {"start": 12662.5, "end": 12666.5, "text": " The fact the spells are, like, in their own section or whatever."}, {"start": 12667.78, "end": 12669.78, "text": " Fuck it, I don't care. Take agility."}, {"start": 12676.46, "end": 12678.46, "text": " Use a control group. I do."}, {"start": 12678.96, "end": 12680.46, "text": " Are you saying, like..."}, {"start": 12682.7, "end": 12684.2, "text": " Nah, fuck that."}, {"start": 12684.2, "end": 12690.2, "text": " Have both my Seagine and me in a control group? That would be awful."}, {"start": 12702.2, "end": 12703.2, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12705.2, "end": 12706.2, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 12714.2, "end": 12730.800000000001, "text": " Okay, it's gotta focus on my fucking character, I swear."}, {"start": 12730.800000000001, "end": 12733.880000000001, "text": " Run for your life, here we go."}, {"start": 12733.880000000001, "end": 12734.880000000001, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 12734.880000000001, "end": 12737.880000000001, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 12746.880000000001, "end": 12750.880000000001, "text": " Okay, I got killed by ads, that's unfortunate."}, {"start": 12750.880000000001, "end": 12754.880000000001, "text": " I pressed dive, I guess mana shield would've done a lot more."}, {"start": 12764.880000000001, "end": 12779.880000000001, "text": " I don't want to stand on the edge. I gotta stand in the middle of the room. Oh my god."}, {"start": 12794.880000000001, "end": 12819.920000000002, "text": " It's immune to damage."}, {"start": 12819.920000000002, "end": 12820.920000000002, "text": " Find the opening."}, {"start": 12820.92, "end": 12837.92, "text": " got it? Oh my god. Oh, fuck I lived."}, {"start": 12850.92, "end": 12861.92, "text": " Healer just died. That's not ideal. SMG, you're the healer. Keep us up."}, {"start": 12880.92, "end": 12893.84, "text": " Okay, this is a safe space right here- oop."}, {"start": 12893.84, "end": 12897.44, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 12897.44, "end": 12905.960000000001, "text": " It seems we've all died."}, {"start": 12905.960000000001, "end": 12933.000000000002, "text": " I guess just feels gross like the fact that his health doesn't really heal it's a fake"}, {"start": 12933.0, "end": 12940.0, "text": " victory"}, {"start": 12958.44, "end": 12962.4, "text": " just take uther with you that'd be fucking phenomenal"}, {"start": 12962.4, "end": 12963.4, "text": " That's a bold."}, {"start": 12969.4, "end": 12971.4, "text": " Summon all pets to tank the skulls."}, {"start": 12972.4, "end": 12977.4, "text": " So, yeah, I can try summoning my little fucker and putting them in like..."}, {"start": 12977.4, "end": 12980.4, "text": " You just don't know what direction the skulls are coming from."}, {"start": 12983.4, "end": 12985.4, "text": " It was the issue. No idea."}, {"start": 12992.4, "end": 12998.16, "text": " Oh great, we're starting instantly, huh?"}, {"start": 12998.16, "end": 13000.68, "text": " I'm bad."}, {"start": 13000.68, "end": 13002.32, "text": " Oh I made it out!"}, {"start": 13002.32, "end": 13012.8, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 13012.8, "end": 13020.42, "text": " I think I evaded, yeah."}, {"start": 13020.42, "end": 13022.42, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13030.18, "end": 13032.18, "text": " Shaman's dead."}, {"start": 13037.86, "end": 13044.02, "text": " Skulls inbound in five four three two one."}, {"start": 13046.58, "end": 13049.14, "text": " Not yet. No, your timing was off. You fucked that one up."}, {"start": 13049.14, "end": 13053.14, "text": " embarrassing really"}, {"start": 13079.14, "end": 13081.98, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 13081.98, "end": 13088.58, "text": " Fuck I had to take a lot, I'm just dead."}, {"start": 13088.58, "end": 13096.58, "text": " God, I died at the dot."}, {"start": 13109.14, "end": 13129.98, "text": " by some health TP back in press mana shield you're right now keep in mind I'm the one"}, {"start": 13129.98, "end": 13137.26, "text": " actually pressing fucking buttons so my bandwidth is stretched out a little bit more than you"}, {"start": 13137.26, "end": 13143.26, "text": " eating Cheetos, watching and critiquing. Just so you know."}, {"start": 13156.26, "end": 13163.26, "text": " I was eating goldfish. Flavor? If it's basic and original flavor."}, {"start": 13163.26, "end": 13170.1, "text": " Yikes, zero taste."}, {"start": 13170.1, "end": 13175.460000000001, "text": " They were out of rainbow."}, {"start": 13175.460000000001, "end": 13176.86, "text": " Rainbow is just coloring."}, {"start": 13176.86, "end": 13179.380000000001, "text": " It doesn't taste any different."}, {"start": 13179.380000000001, "end": 13182.82, "text": " That's for like children in preschool."}, {"start": 13182.82, "end": 13188.66, "text": " Like white cheddar, I don't know, jalapeno."}, {"start": 13188.66, "end": 13193.06, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 13193.06, "end": 13198.42, "text": " original anything is gross I said it and I'll stand by it"}, {"start": 13199.019999999999, "end": 13206.34, "text": " original fucking funny of funnings are good original cheat honestly basic"}, {"start": 13206.34, "end": 13214.66, "text": " cheetos are gross flaming hot's way better Pringles original yuck"}, {"start": 13214.66, "end": 13218.38, "text": " oh shit we started by the way"}, {"start": 13223.06, "end": 13230.06, "text": " Oh, wait, we're starting instantly."}, {"start": 13230.06, "end": 13235.06, "text": " Oh, shiznit."}, {"start": 13235.06, "end": 13242.06, "text": " Okay, we're back."}, {"start": 13242.06, "end": 13249.06, "text": " Okay, we're back."}, {"start": 13249.06, "end": 13258.74, "text": " You were dodging with giants and a hero."}, {"start": 13258.74, "end": 13263.14, "text": " No, I was putting the giant in front of him because I wanted to test and see if he can"}, {"start": 13263.14, "end": 13266.5, "text": " actually absorb the hits."}, {"start": 13266.5, "end": 13273.82, "text": " I don't think minions can absorb the hits."}, {"start": 13273.82, "end": 13274.82, "text": " Minions can."}, {"start": 13274.82, "end": 13277.46, "text": " Didn't seem like it."}, {"start": 13277.460000000001, "end": 13281.1, "text": " That shit went right through him."}, {"start": 13281.1, "end": 13294.1, "text": " Good news is, we get to try again, don't we?"}, {"start": 13294.1, "end": 13298.62, "text": " More dots."}, {"start": 13298.62, "end": 13307.5, "text": " And these ads are having way too much fun right now"}, {"start": 13319.740000000002, "end": 13321.740000000002, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 13325.26, "end": 13327.26, "text": " Roodle"}, {"start": 13328.62, "end": 13334.62, "text": " Garethose is getting slow poisoned. That sounds miserable."}, {"start": 13348.62, "end": 13353.62, "text": " I see the problem chance you need to invert the covariant hyperdimensional"}, {"start": 13353.62, "end": 13359.78, "text": " tachyonic pseudo-Riemannian tensor field matrix, which causes an asynchronous bionural-optronic"}, {"start": 13359.78, "end": 13365.220000000001, "text": " spatiotemporal probability cascade. And dubs the skulls. Shut up."}, {"start": 13383.62, "end": 13397.380000000001, "text": " All right, he dies here let's go"}, {"start": 13397.380000000001, "end": 13399.380000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13410.580000000002, "end": 13412.960000000001, "text": " Fucking instantly doing the skulls, that's crazy"}, {"start": 13416.86, "end": 13418.86, "text": " Oh god, oh"}, {"start": 13422.460000000001, "end": 13425.34, "text": " Bro, what is this get off me?"}, {"start": 13427.380000000001, "end": 13451.380000000001, "text": " This guy's still trying to hit me!"}, {"start": 13451.380000000001, "end": 13464.62, "text": " All right, just dodge. Please don't cast that thing. Oh! Thank you for playing. Hope you"}, {"start": 13464.62, "end": 13475.54, "text": " enjoyed. You won. First try. I mean, we won. Didn't do a good job, but we fucking beat it."}, {"start": 13475.54, "end": 13478.7, "text": " God. That was a three hour map."}, {"start": 13481.660000000002, "end": 13482.660000000002, "text": " God."}, {"start": 13487.300000000001, "end": 13490.02, "text": " What? You have chat disabled?"}, {"start": 13493.1, "end": 13495.78, "text": " Crawled across the finish line. GGs."}, {"start": 13496.220000000001, "end": 13497.220000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13498.62, "end": 13499.62, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13501.220000000001, "end": 13503.140000000001, "text": " So there's a new nine kings update."}, {"start": 13504.02, "end": 13505.02, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 13505.54, "end": 13517.54, "text": " Apparently it has PVP now."}, {"start": 13517.54, "end": 13528.140000000001, "text": " It's solid, oh we'll see it."}, {"start": 13528.14, "end": 13538.14, "text": " It's a fun little animation. They got the budget, huh?"}, {"start": 13538.14, "end": 13545.939999999999, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna have to remember how to play the game."}, {"start": 13545.939999999999, "end": 13546.939999999999, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 13546.939999999999, "end": 13551.22, "text": " Fuck it, do I just go- Fuck it, multiplayer, let's just go."}, {"start": 13551.22, "end": 13557.859999999999, "text": " Welcome to Nine Kings Royale, an async multiplayer battle, nine real kings, and one crown."}, {"start": 13557.86, "end": 13563.060000000001, "text": " Whose kingdom will stand the longest climb the crown ladder complete the daily missions customize your king and put your skills"}, {"start": 13564.060000000001, "end": 13566.7, "text": " The full Royale experience is still being forged"}, {"start": 13567.060000000001, "end": 13570.12, "text": " Prague metals and items earned during the beta will"}, {"start": 13570.76, "end": 13572.76, "text": " Reset when it ends, okay"}, {"start": 13587.86, "end": 13591.86, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 13591.86, "end": 13599.86, "text": " I don't have any options here."}, {"start": 13611.86, "end": 13615.86, "text": " Alright, play. Place one of your perks in this slot."}, {"start": 13617.86, "end": 13622.460000000001, "text": " Unlock new perks by leveling up. This perk is not available in multiplayer mode"}, {"start": 13624.18, "end": 13626.18, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 13627.02, "end": 13629.02, "text": " Do I need to go unlock perks"}, {"start": 13630.380000000001, "end": 13634.2, "text": " Am I fucked playing this without this shit just play all right"}, {"start": 13641.44, "end": 13643.7, "text": " These are your enemies, okay"}, {"start": 13643.7, "end": 13644.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13644.7, "end": 13648.66, "text": " Creates a field on the ground that heals enemies."}, {"start": 13648.66, "end": 13649.66, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 13649.66, "end": 13654.18, "text": " Uh, I think you throw that there."}, {"start": 13654.18, "end": 13659.34, "text": " I'm out of time, damn I."}, {"start": 13659.34, "end": 13661.060000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13661.060000000001, "end": 13664.42, "text": " Units attack, apply one poison stack to the enemy."}, {"start": 13664.42, "end": 13669.58, "text": " Can be mounted by adjacent troops."}, {"start": 13669.58, "end": 13676.0, "text": " a fighting spore every nine seconds in each battle spores accumulate okay so this I can"}, {"start": 13676.0, "end": 13683.0, "text": " can start getting ramped up. Can I play everything? Creates roots."}, {"start": 13706.0, "end": 13709.0, "text": " I'm going to slow it down so I see what the fuck's happening. Did I win?"}, {"start": 13718.0, "end": 13720.0, "text": " Dude, what is this range?"}, {"start": 13730.0, "end": 13734.0, "text": " You can shoot your castle if you take it off auto. How do I do that?"}, {"start": 13736.0, "end": 13743.22, "text": " Okay, now it's filled up and I can just drop it here."}, {"start": 13743.22, "end": 13744.72, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 13744.72, "end": 13750.46, "text": " Okay, destroys your target plot, gives you 30 gold of each level it had."}, {"start": 13750.46, "end": 13760.22, "text": " Each here adds 2% attack speed."}, {"start": 13760.22, "end": 13763.34, "text": " Single target tower gains 0.5% attack speed for each gold you earn."}, {"start": 13763.34, "end": 13764.86, "text": " I mean, beacon is nice."}, {"start": 13764.86, "end": 13769.86, "text": " Let's put Beacon... hmm..."}, {"start": 13769.86, "end": 13777.34, "text": " But I guess here?"}, {"start": 13777.34, "end": 13789.34, "text": " So now it's buffing my my sell- sellium shrooms and my archers."}, {"start": 13789.34, "end": 13819.3, "text": " Okay, I win, Elf every year adds 2% HP to adjacent plots, units attack supply 1 poison,"}, {"start": 13819.300000000001, "end": 13826.86, "text": " stack to the enemy. Let's just get more elves I guess. If you have a troop"}, {"start": 13826.86, "end": 13832.500000000002, "text": " card on the target plots by the year the prophecy doubles the number of units."}, {"start": 13839.140000000001, "end": 13844.380000000001, "text": " I should probably level that up. I want them next to the beacon."}, {"start": 13844.380000000001, "end": 13851.380000000001, "text": " Dude, what is this? They just die before they get to me."}, {"start": 13859.900000000001, "end": 13866.900000000001, "text": " Jeez!"}, {"start": 13866.9, "end": 13873.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13873.9, "end": 13882.98, "text": " Okay, we leveled up the beacon."}, {"start": 13882.98, "end": 13887.539999999999, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 13887.539999999999, "end": 13893.14, "text": " This seems like a lot more is going on here."}, {"start": 13893.14, "end": 13900.14, "text": " Do your fucking bows!"}, {"start": 13903.58, "end": 13904.98, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13904.98, "end": 13909.5, "text": " Trebuchet, multi-projectile tower, shoots one extra reptile per construction,"}, {"start": 13909.5, "end": 13912.98, "text": " builds defensive walls. Okay, let's do some walls I guess."}, {"start": 13912.98, "end": 13917.3, "text": " Whenever any unit is added to a plot, add one extra unit."}, {"start": 13917.3, "end": 13922.42, "text": " All troops in the field now have the same damage as your strongest troops, current damage."}, {"start": 13922.42, "end": 13924.42, "text": " Receive nine free re-rolls."}, {"start": 13927.06, "end": 13928.66, "text": " I guess populate is good."}, {"start": 13935.94, "end": 13936.98, "text": " Can't have a wall now."}, {"start": 13939.86, "end": 13940.74, "text": " Wait, am I fucked?"}, {"start": 13949.62, "end": 13951.62, "text": " Seems fucking ridiculous. What the hell?"}, {"start": 13952.42, "end": 13974.82, "text": " Okay, I killed all the adds, so now I just kill his base, I guess."}, {"start": 13974.82, "end": 13977.06, "text": " Why is he 1 HP?"}, {"start": 13977.06, "end": 13979.06, "text": " Why's he not dying?"}, {"start": 13984.5, "end": 13986.5, "text": " What am I supposed to kill here?"}, {"start": 14001.779999999999, "end": 14003.779999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14003.78, "end": 14010.34, "text": " Someone's melee units that inherit half its stats creates a field on the ground. I can upgrade my main, dude."}, {"start": 14019.18, "end": 14021.68, "text": " I don't know if I like any of these things. I don't know."}, {"start": 14031.220000000001, "end": 14033.220000000001, "text": " I guess I'll start rooting stuff."}, {"start": 14033.78, "end": 14046.900000000001, "text": " It seems rather stupid."}, {"start": 14046.900000000001, "end": 14054.980000000001, "text": " Rain troops that shoot huge bolts, adjacent plots now deal plus one."}, {"start": 14054.98, "end": 14061.98, "text": " nice adjacent plots."}, {"start": 14084.98, "end": 14090.98, "text": " When this building reaches level 3, your kingdom travels 2 years back in time."}, {"start": 14090.98, "end": 14094.98, "text": " I don't know, I'm gonna take beacon I guess."}, {"start": 14094.98, "end": 14096.98, "text": " I have a lot of money."}, {"start": 14096.98, "end": 14098.98, "text": " Spire?"}, {"start": 14108.98, "end": 14110.98, "text": " I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 14114.98, "end": 14122.76, "text": " Get that up. Oh my god. I just it clears the plot. Oh, no, I just got rid of my units"}, {"start": 14125.38, "end": 14127.38, "text": " But I got him back"}, {"start": 14131.779999999999, "end": 14133.779999999999, "text": " But that's okay"}, {"start": 14138.06, "end": 14142.56, "text": " Wrong spot though was it I kind of like them next to the beacon adds 2% attack speed to Jason troops"}, {"start": 14142.56, "end": 14146.48, "text": " But it resets any bonuses it got, yeah."}, {"start": 14146.48, "end": 14150.64, "text": " But it's a lot more units, so there is that."}, {"start": 14150.64, "end": 14154.8, "text": " Okay, this fucker's level three now."}, {"start": 14154.8, "end": 14158.0, "text": " So now I need some units here in this middle plot, getting this beacon bonus, and then"}, {"start": 14158.0, "end": 14172.0, "text": " getting the board bonus too."}, {"start": 14172.0, "end": 14174.0, "text": " I'm Mortgage Mercenary."}, {"start": 14175.6, "end": 14177.6, "text": " Ah, I don't like any of these."}, {"start": 14183.6, "end": 14185.12, "text": " I guess we'll go with that. I don't know."}, {"start": 14185.12, "end": 14187.92, "text": " Fuckin' upgrade my base here."}, {"start": 14202.0, "end": 14211.0, "text": " Adds 9 units to the target troop."}, {"start": 14211.0, "end": 14212.0, "text": " Honestly?"}, {"start": 14212.0, "end": 14217.0, "text": " I think I'm okay with Procreate."}, {"start": 14217.0, "end": 14222.76, "text": " Let's get more of these elves, fuck em."}, {"start": 14222.76, "end": 14223.76, "text": " More bores?"}, {"start": 14223.76, "end": 14225.6, "text": " Yeah, bores can be good too."}, {"start": 14225.6, "end": 14228.04, "text": " So that I think keep getting like mounted, but dude."}, {"start": 14228.04, "end": 14231.16, "text": " I'm actually just on a fucking shooting squad."}, {"start": 14231.16, "end": 14233.16, "text": " My first arrow, just one shot's everything."}, {"start": 14242.56, "end": 14244.06, "text": " Another beacon, I guess?"}, {"start": 14253.26, "end": 14256.06, "text": " Okay, double beacon on my elves. They are crazy."}, {"start": 14261.16, "end": 14273.14, "text": " Wait, that's the...whoops, I got the wrong thing."}, {"start": 14273.14, "end": 14275.38, "text": " Every year adds 2% HP to adjacent plots."}, {"start": 14275.38, "end": 14277.78, "text": " I think Forest is also really good."}, {"start": 14277.78, "end": 14280.02, "text": " My lord, our enemy king has been defeated."}, {"start": 14280.02, "end": 14282.98, "text": " We must wage war against another king."}, {"start": 14282.98, "end": 14289.6, "text": " Okay, so I remember, whoever you wage war against, you start getting their cards."}, {"start": 14289.6, "end": 14293.76, "text": " I don't know which class I want to collect from."}, {"start": 14293.76, "end": 14305.2, "text": " I think I remember this guy being important."}, {"start": 14305.2, "end": 14309.7, "text": " For every 1 HP it has, it increases the rider stats by 1%."}, {"start": 14309.7, "end": 14313.960000000001, "text": " So let's start amplifying the HP on my boars."}, {"start": 14313.960000000001, "end": 14327.6, "text": " If they just die, I think I win."}, {"start": 14327.6, "end": 14330.92, "text": " Add two as an Amateur Towers base, build straps on the battlefield that inflict the current"}, {"start": 14330.92, "end": 14337.04, "text": " resets."}, {"start": 14337.04, "end": 14338.04, "text": " Let's re-roll."}, {"start": 14338.04, "end": 14345.04, "text": " I guess Lawmaker level 2?"}, {"start": 14345.04, "end": 14352.04, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 14352.04, "end": 14360.04, "text": " Oh, that's a lot of motherfuckers."}, {"start": 14360.04, "end": 14372.6, "text": " Wait, holy fuck."}, {"start": 14372.6, "end": 14379.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14379.880000000001, "end": 14381.320000000002, "text": " Where's my base's HP anyways?"}, {"start": 14381.320000000002, "end": 14382.320000000002, "text": " I don't even..."}, {"start": 14382.320000000002, "end": 14384.320000000002, "text": " It says one."}, {"start": 14384.320000000002, "end": 14388.04, "text": " Jeez, okay."}, {"start": 14388.04, "end": 14404.0, "text": " attacks now heal allies beyond max HP, doubles the max HP of all troops, I think feast."}, {"start": 14404.0, "end": 14408.84, "text": " And now the 2% that Forrest is giving is to amplify even more."}, {"start": 14408.84, "end": 14427.88, "text": " I need more floors."}, {"start": 14427.88, "end": 14431.56, "text": " When this troop kills none of these creatures, we're going to go..."}, {"start": 14431.56, "end": 14455.48, "text": " Okay, more beacon."}, {"start": 14455.48, "end": 14456.98, "text": " I think Bors."}, {"start": 14456.98, "end": 14460.26, "text": " My lord, our enemy king has been defeated."}, {"start": 14460.26, "end": 14461.779999999999, "text": " We won't switch war against another king."}, {"start": 14461.779999999999, "end": 14464.66, "text": " We'll go him."}, {"start": 14464.66, "end": 14470.98, "text": " How the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 14470.98, "end": 14479.38, "text": " Oh wait, we like Omega expanded."}, {"start": 14479.380000000001, "end": 14488.740000000002, "text": " Do I get loot if I take these chests?"}, {"start": 14488.740000000002, "end": 14499.18, "text": " I think I did, but I really want to buff up my boars."}, {"start": 14499.18, "end": 14503.500000000002, "text": " So like right now my boars do bonus damage, or they gain bonus stats based on their max"}, {"start": 14503.500000000002, "end": 14504.78, "text": " HP, right?"}, {"start": 14504.78, "end": 14511.560000000001, "text": " also my archers mount the boars and they gain a bonus as well. So right now can be"}, {"start": 14511.560000000001, "end": 14515.74, "text": " mounted by adjacent troops for one HP or for each one HP it has increases the"}, {"start": 14515.74, "end": 14520.820000000002, "text": " ridershots by 1%. And when they get mounted I think the archers get way"}, {"start": 14520.820000000002, "end": 14523.460000000001, "text": " stronger too."}, {"start": 14527.5, "end": 14534.380000000001, "text": " So I need more boars. It's clear there's not enough. Oh god this looks hard. Why am I"}, {"start": 14534.380000000001, "end": 14536.380000000001, "text": " I'm hitting them for fucking zeros."}, {"start": 14546.380000000001, "end": 14548.380000000001, "text": " Another dead. I win."}, {"start": 14552.380000000001, "end": 14557.380000000001, "text": " Archer, balanced melee troop, they gain 1% damage per new unit."}, {"start": 14557.380000000001, "end": 14559.380000000001, "text": " I could stack soldiers."}, {"start": 14559.380000000001, "end": 14564.300000000001, "text": " Soldiers don't seem bad."}, {"start": 14564.300000000001, "end": 14568.900000000001, "text": " Reroll for farm."}, {"start": 14568.900000000001, "end": 14571.140000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, every year adds one adjacent."}, {"start": 14571.140000000001, "end": 14572.140000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14572.140000000001, "end": 14573.140000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 14573.140000000001, "end": 14576.54, "text": " The Jack of Rainbows offers you a gift."}, {"start": 14576.54, "end": 14578.420000000002, "text": " Passive backline unit."}, {"start": 14578.420000000002, "end": 14582.060000000001, "text": " If killed in battle, generates 3 gold per level."}, {"start": 14582.060000000001, "end": 14587.86, "text": " All plots of the same card as the target plot gets 10 plus terms and all stats."}, {"start": 14587.86, "end": 14602.02, "text": " Destroys the target plot forever, automatically triggers a Royal Council event."}, {"start": 14602.02, "end": 14603.02, "text": " How does this work?"}, {"start": 14603.02, "end": 14614.62, "text": " All plots of the same card as the target get plus 10% All Stats."}, {"start": 14614.62, "end": 14617.82, "text": " Osmosis on your Elf plot."}, {"start": 14617.82, "end": 14623.1, "text": " wouldn't really work would it because I only have one elf plot or one boar plot"}, {"start": 14623.1, "end": 14629.3, "text": " wouldn't this only be good if I had two elf plots"}, {"start": 14633.18, "end": 14637.94, "text": " I'm gonna reroll maybe there's something here a magic tanker any tome used on it"}, {"start": 14637.94, "end": 14644.619999999999, "text": " has double the effect a melee troop that gains nine units every year"}, {"start": 14647.82, "end": 14652.44, "text": " I mean, I could just try this raising, yeah?"}, {"start": 14652.44, "end": 14655.08, "text": " Let's just see what a royal event is."}, {"start": 14655.08, "end": 14659.24, "text": " Our enemy has been defeated in this wage war again, so I guess this guy, all right."}, {"start": 14659.24, "end": 14664.279999999999, "text": " Okay, I have to destroy something here."}, {"start": 14664.279999999999, "end": 14670.16, "text": " I don't know what, the roots?"}, {"start": 14670.16, "end": 14682.36, "text": " I don't know what, the roots?"}, {"start": 14682.36, "end": 14685.36, "text": " Or destroy an empty plot, but where?"}, {"start": 14685.36, "end": 14690.48, "text": " Both of these plots are important because they can- they- they have good- my fucking"}, {"start": 14690.48, "end": 14692.76, "text": " center plot?"}, {"start": 14692.76, "end": 14696.0, "text": " That just seems stupid."}, {"start": 14696.0, "end": 14708.32, "text": " I mean right now it's the strongest, but that's tough."}, {"start": 14708.32, "end": 14711.0, "text": " I'm gonna get rid of the roots."}, {"start": 14711.0, "end": 14714.16, "text": " Whenever any unit is added, any plot, gain one extra unit, doubles movement speed allows"}, {"start": 14714.16, "end": 14722.0, "text": " you to pick three new plots to unlock."}, {"start": 14722.0, "end": 14723.0, "text": " Exploration could be good."}, {"start": 14723.0, "end": 14729.68, "text": " But then again, I do have farm, so populate's pretty fucking good, yeah, we'll do populate."}, {"start": 14729.68, "end": 14730.68, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 14730.68, "end": 14737.68, "text": " I'm gonna put a farm here."}, {"start": 14737.68, "end": 14748.56, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 14748.56, "end": 14752.32, "text": " I'm just trying to W key the base right now."}, {"start": 14752.32, "end": 14755.279999999999, "text": " I'm dead. Dude, what was that?"}, {"start": 14760.64, "end": 14762.24, "text": " Okay, level three boars."}, {"start": 14782.32, "end": 14789.52, "text": " I lack tanks you're fucking right paladin. I think I got to take the pallies"}, {"start": 14795.199999999999, "end": 14802.4, "text": " Disposal melee troop magnetic bore my bores are level three now"}, {"start": 14812.32, "end": 14819.279999999999, "text": " Lab rats is full of melee troop levels up whenever a Jason plots level up with no max level."}, {"start": 14819.279999999999, "end": 14821.32, "text": " I mean lab rats."}, {"start": 14821.32, "end": 14828.16, "text": " I don't know where I'd put it though."}, {"start": 14828.16, "end": 14831.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14831.8, "end": 14833.199999999999, "text": " I think it's a leave angle."}, {"start": 14833.199999999999, "end": 14837.199999999999, "text": " Alright, paladins are gonna go here."}, {"start": 14837.2, "end": 14853.560000000001, "text": " Okay, now I've got paladins and archers and boars."}, {"start": 14853.560000000001, "end": 14854.560000000001, "text": " Not near the farm?"}, {"start": 14854.560000000001, "end": 14859.12, "text": " Well, I want them to get on the boars."}, {"start": 14859.12, "end": 14861.320000000002, "text": " Forced."}, {"start": 14861.32, "end": 14868.32, "text": " We'll level that up."}, {"start": 14868.32, "end": 14876.24, "text": " Here, bro."}, {"start": 14876.24, "end": 14880.76, "text": " What are these fucking demons?"}, {"start": 14880.76, "end": 14886.119999999999, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14886.12, "end": 14888.12, "text": " I got fucking fourth?"}, {"start": 14900.12, "end": 14902.12, "text": " Oh, I didn't have any perks, by the way."}, {"start": 14902.12, "end": 14904.12, "text": " Look at all these perks I'm getting."}, {"start": 14906.62, "end": 14908.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14910.62, "end": 14912.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14916.12, "end": 14937.960000000001, "text": " is there a skip thank you hmm let's keep it simple I'm gonna play the same class"}, {"start": 14937.960000000001, "end": 14944.44, "text": " Trends attacks are 10% stronger, elves steal 10% damage, boars have 10% more HP."}, {"start": 14944.44, "end": 14948.28, "text": " Start with one forest card in your hand."}, {"start": 14948.28, "end": 14949.28, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 14949.28, "end": 14954.28, "text": " Dude, the amount of perks is absurd."}, {"start": 14954.28, "end": 14956.44, "text": " Start with one random unlocked plot."}, {"start": 14956.44, "end": 14958.44, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 14958.44, "end": 14979.92, "text": " Class 1 Royal Decree Option, all troops deal 5% more damage."}, {"start": 14979.92, "end": 14984.36, "text": " Bases 10% more stats, all troops have 5% attack speed."}, {"start": 14984.36, "end": 14987.4, "text": " All troops deal 5% more damage."}, {"start": 14987.4, "end": 15005.96, "text": " one Royal Decree option. Double's Blessing Effect. What is the Blessing Effect?"}, {"start": 15005.96, "end": 15011.24, "text": " Those on the Titties. Why are you not taking Rainbow? I mean, what would you take instead?"}, {"start": 15011.24, "end": 15013.24, "text": " Did we drop the 5% attack speed?"}, {"start": 15016.24, "end": 15017.24, "text": " Rainbow cards."}, {"start": 15019.24, "end": 15020.24, "text": " We'll take that out."}, {"start": 15020.24, "end": 15022.24, "text": " Double's blessing effect."}, {"start": 15022.24, "end": 15025.24, "text": " So I believe Blessings is like the attack speed tower before."}, {"start": 15026.24, "end": 15027.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15029.24, "end": 15032.24, "text": " Like when you do shit after a few years."}, {"start": 15033.24, "end": 15034.24, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 15035.24, "end": 15037.24, "text": " Double's the effect of it?"}, {"start": 15037.24, "end": 15039.24, "text": " So like one blessing was..."}, {"start": 15039.24, "end": 15046.56, "text": " Whenever you create a new unit, create one extra unit, right?"}, {"start": 15046.56, "end": 15052.4, "text": " So it would double that and I would make two extra units?"}, {"start": 15052.4, "end": 15054.88, "text": " That seems absurd."}, {"start": 15054.88, "end": 15057.86, "text": " No, okay."}, {"start": 15057.86, "end": 15060.72, "text": " So what's a blessing then?"}, {"start": 15060.72, "end": 15069.039999999999, "text": " Can someone give me a random blessing after X amount of years?"}, {"start": 15069.04, "end": 15073.400000000001, "text": " Let's just rock it. Let's just we'll find out when I get there. Hey puppy. Oh, hello"}, {"start": 15074.6, "end": 15076.6, "text": " Hello, you want some love? Okay?"}, {"start": 15077.320000000002, "end": 15079.320000000002, "text": " baby boy"}, {"start": 15086.240000000002, "end": 15088.240000000002, "text": " All right like"}, {"start": 15090.0, "end": 15097.52, "text": " Each run will contain a blessing event the prophet will reveal the blessing in year six and its effect will take place on year 16, okay?"}, {"start": 15099.04, "end": 15102.480000000001, "text": " Well, let's go ahead and put my fucker in here."}, {"start": 15102.480000000001, "end": 15105.640000000001, "text": " Uh, we'll put him in the back corner."}, {"start": 15105.640000000001, "end": 15106.640000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15106.640000000001, "end": 15111.640000000001, "text": " He's such a baby."}, {"start": 15111.640000000001, "end": 15114.640000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15114.640000000001, "end": 15126.28, "text": " Uh, I think this mycelium is really fucking good to get going early."}, {"start": 15126.28, "end": 15128.52, "text": " When does it- when does it start the game?"}, {"start": 15128.52, "end": 15130.52, "text": " Doesn't it, like, start?"}, {"start": 15130.52, "end": 15134.52, "text": " Uh, when- how many cards does it start?"}, {"start": 15134.52, "end": 15137.52, "text": " Like, when you're down to two or down to three, I think?"}, {"start": 15137.52, "end": 15140.52, "text": " So it's when you're down to two cards."}, {"start": 15140.52, "end": 15142.52, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 15142.52, "end": 15146.52, "text": " Uh, choose the- hmm."}, {"start": 15146.52, "end": 15149.52, "text": " I wish I started with my boars."}, {"start": 15149.52, "end": 15152.52, "text": " Because I have forests, like, look at this shit."}, {"start": 15159.52, "end": 15162.26, "text": " You have the one more forest so three cards"}, {"start": 15167.800000000001, "end": 15172.98, "text": " Phone the shrooms I actually think you're right. I think you're fucking right"}, {"start": 15174.460000000001, "end": 15181.9, "text": " Now the question is should I double my cellium or should I just level to this bitch?"}, {"start": 15188.52, "end": 15200.04, "text": " like double level one I'm gonna do it double level one my selium my elves I"}, {"start": 15200.04, "end": 15206.0, "text": " guess we'll put right in the smack dab middle they'll have a good time there and"}, {"start": 15206.0, "end": 15209.880000000001, "text": " honestly my forest I'm thinking about putting my forest here where it's"}, {"start": 15209.880000000001, "end": 15215.2, "text": " actually gonna be buffing nothing for now but once I get my bores they'll go"}, {"start": 15215.2, "end": 15225.0, "text": " here and they'll combo with the elves, just like last game."}, {"start": 15225.0, "end": 15227.36, "text": " I'm so fucked round one, it is over."}, {"start": 15227.36, "end": 15228.36, "text": " That makes no sense."}, {"start": 15228.36, "end": 15238.800000000001, "text": " It actually makes a lot of sense."}, {"start": 15238.800000000001, "end": 15245.04, "text": " I'm gonna start racking up damage, hold on, I could still win this, no way, it's over."}, {"start": 15245.04, "end": 15252.44, "text": " I just started killing the mobs too."}, {"start": 15252.44, "end": 15255.44, "text": " Another micellium?"}, {"start": 15255.44, "end": 15257.640000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15257.640000000001, "end": 15263.720000000001, "text": " I need bores."}, {"start": 15263.720000000001, "end": 15267.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15267.52, "end": 15274.52, "text": " Okay, ads are dead, now I just pump this shit, castle."}, {"start": 15298.460000000001, "end": 15303.86, "text": " Do it slow so you spawn more mushrooms actually you're right. Maybe I should be ramping more"}, {"start": 15305.380000000001, "end": 15310.380000000001, "text": " You can put the second force on the front square for mega late game boards could do that"}, {"start": 15313.380000000001, "end": 15315.380000000001, "text": " We'll take a farm"}, {"start": 15315.380000000001, "end": 15322.080000000002, "text": " Wait, what's that?"}, {"start": 15322.080000000002, "end": 15324.000000000002, "text": " Oh, that's the blessing!"}, {"start": 15324.000000000002, "end": 15325.1, "text": " That's what it is."}, {"start": 15325.1, "end": 15326.720000000001, "text": " And what was it again?"}, {"start": 15326.720000000001, "end": 15329.880000000001, "text": " Doubles the damage of the card as- okay."}, {"start": 15329.880000000001, "end": 15330.880000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 15330.880000000001, "end": 15331.880000000001, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 15331.880000000001, "end": 15344.960000000001, "text": " I gotta put my farm down."}, {"start": 15344.960000000001, "end": 15357.52, "text": " I'm just debating where so my boars have to go either here or here or I could put"}, {"start": 15357.52, "end": 15367.880000000001, "text": " them like here if I get like paladins or something I can put a forest there and"}, {"start": 15367.880000000001, "end": 15374.060000000001, "text": " the boars go there but then I don't have a front liner really actually that's"}, {"start": 15374.06, "end": 15377.619999999999, "text": " fine and then I could unlock this plot and I could put like paladins or something here."}, {"start": 15377.619999999999, "end": 15394.98, "text": " No, that's stupid. I'm dumb. Let's just start getting more archers. I'm dead here. These"}, {"start": 15394.98, "end": 15398.98, "text": " guys are so early game. It's disgusting. They're so strong."}, {"start": 15398.98, "end": 15405.18, "text": " Fuck, can I just get silenced or something?"}, {"start": 15405.18, "end": 15409.66, "text": " Oh wait, maybe I can win?"}, {"start": 15409.66, "end": 15412.82, "text": " Bro, what is that?"}, {"start": 15412.82, "end": 15418.34, "text": " It one shot me!"}, {"start": 15418.34, "end": 15423.34, "text": " Clones the card of the target plot."}, {"start": 15423.34, "end": 15436.5, "text": " I mean, honestly, I guess I fucking clone my Mycelium and just get that bitch level 3."}, {"start": 15436.5, "end": 15441.380000000001, "text": " I'm shroomed out of my mind now."}, {"start": 15441.380000000001, "end": 15459.12, "text": " I already see how much gold you have, well I'm covering it because I'm a bitch."}, {"start": 15459.12, "end": 15461.800000000001, "text": " Levels up target plot."}, {"start": 15461.800000000001, "end": 15465.920000000002, "text": " Every year adds 2% attack damage to adjacent troops and constructions, I think we'll just"}, {"start": 15465.920000000002, "end": 15467.240000000002, "text": " level a bitch up."}, {"start": 15467.24, "end": 15470.4, "text": " Infuses all your current mycelium spores into a giga"}, {"start": 15471.92, "end": 15474.3, "text": " Gigamushroom with double stats"}, {"start": 15478.08, "end": 15480.16, "text": " Gigafungi holy fuck"}, {"start": 15483.88, "end": 15486.52, "text": " Increased damage of all your units and towers by 30%"}, {"start": 15493.199999999999, "end": 15495.0, "text": " I mean this doesn't"}, {"start": 15495.0, "end": 15497.58, "text": " With double stats, okay, maybe we did fuck it"}, {"start": 15505.28, "end": 15509.08, "text": " Guess we'll level that plot up damn"}, {"start": 15513.8, "end": 15516.04, "text": " Okay, wait, but there's fucking ghosts man"}, {"start": 15519.08, "end": 15521.38, "text": " Wait, I can't hit the ghost they just win"}, {"start": 15525.0, "end": 15530.0, "text": " I lose."}, {"start": 15530.0, "end": 15543.0, "text": " I'm alive."}, {"start": 15543.0, "end": 15544.0, "text": " Weaker."}, {"start": 15544.0, "end": 15547.76, "text": " Hit fucking, I mean, dude, maybe, yeah."}, {"start": 15547.76, "end": 15549.44, "text": " Clone it, it just doesn't matter."}, {"start": 15549.44, "end": 15551.44, "text": " Clone it or just play, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 15551.44, "end": 15557.0, "text": " Oh yeah, I got two level three of my cellium now, and they're ramping."}, {"start": 15557.0, "end": 15560.0, "text": " Every single day they get stronger."}, {"start": 15560.0, "end": 15562.0, "text": " So that's good."}, {"start": 15562.0, "end": 15566.08, "text": " I'm gonna re-roll this."}, {"start": 15566.08, "end": 15571.560000000001, "text": " Archer."}, {"start": 15571.560000000001, "end": 15573.92, "text": " I guess we'll take Soldier."}, {"start": 15573.92, "end": 15577.24, "text": " Uh, fuck, I spent all my money."}, {"start": 15577.24, "end": 15580.44, "text": " Oh my god, I'm re-rolling, I'm so fucked."}, {"start": 15580.44, "end": 15585.44, "text": " Would blacksmith work on the mycelium?"}, {"start": 15585.44, "end": 15588.44, "text": " Yeah, probably would have."}, {"start": 15588.44, "end": 15592.44, "text": " Yeah, I fucking would have."}, {"start": 15596.44, "end": 15600.44, "text": " I'm just gonna drop my soldiers here."}, {"start": 15610.44, "end": 15640.24, "text": " I don't know what his tower is. Castle? This one? Oh, that instantly."}, {"start": 15640.24, "end": 15651.68, "text": " Of course they get Paladin now."}, {"start": 15651.68, "end": 15655.36, "text": " Paladins are really tanky."}, {"start": 15655.36, "end": 15658.0, "text": " Damage buffs also increase its HP."}, {"start": 15658.0, "end": 15660.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, Smith between shrooms."}, {"start": 15660.119999999999, "end": 15667.119999999999, "text": " Alright, fuck it."}, {"start": 15667.12, "end": 15677.480000000001, "text": " Okay, here's some boars."}, {"start": 15677.480000000001, "end": 15679.400000000001, "text": " That's nice, I guess."}, {"start": 15679.400000000001, "end": 15682.44, "text": " Uh, I guess the boars go here."}, {"start": 15682.44, "end": 15684.480000000001, "text": " Now I'm ramping their health."}, {"start": 15684.480000000001, "end": 15692.400000000001, "text": " What the fuck?!"}, {"start": 15692.4, "end": 15705.039999999999, "text": " I still win."}, {"start": 15705.039999999999, "end": 15708.279999999999, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 15708.279999999999, "end": 15712.199999999999, "text": " Adds 5% damage or 5% damage to the target, whichever is higher."}, {"start": 15712.199999999999, "end": 15715.72, "text": " Plus 5 damage or plus 5% damage."}, {"start": 15715.72, "end": 15718.48, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 15718.48, "end": 15720.8, "text": " Moves target to an empty adjacent plot."}, {"start": 15720.800000000001, "end": 15739.400000000001, "text": " card gains 10% HP and damage. Whoa. That's plus an HP or plus an HP charge. Ooh, shields"}, {"start": 15739.4, "end": 15747.64, "text": " It's on bores is big here actually."}, {"start": 15747.64, "end": 15751.6, "text": " Damage 12.6, damage 26."}, {"start": 15751.6, "end": 15762.6, "text": " Damn, plus 10 HP is big."}, {"start": 15762.6, "end": 15778.48, "text": " It's got to be another bore angle Upgrade blacksmith"}, {"start": 15778.48, "end": 15786.84, "text": " I also clicked wrong there Hold on I'm scared of the ghosts"}, {"start": 15786.84, "end": 15800.92, "text": " Where's the fucking altar for the demon altar?"}, {"start": 15800.92, "end": 15820.2, "text": " Eww."}, {"start": 15820.2, "end": 15825.2, "text": " Summons 1 demon per level for each dead ally grows permanently 0.5% stronger."}, {"start": 15825.2, "end": 15830.8, "text": " I think it's too low or too late."}, {"start": 15830.800000000001, "end": 15833.6, "text": " None of these are good. Yeah, I'm gonna re-roll again. Ugh."}, {"start": 15837.920000000002, "end": 15838.800000000001, "text": " Fuck it, Trent."}, {"start": 15839.720000000001, "end": 15842.320000000002, "text": " Trent attacks now heal allies beyond max HP."}, {"start": 15842.320000000002, "end": 15845.68, "text": " Discard your current hand, give you one copy of each of your king's cards."}, {"start": 15852.640000000001, "end": 15854.320000000002, "text": " All your pots get plus runes and raw."}, {"start": 15854.320000000002, "end": 15858.320000000002, "text": " To deal critical damage, frozen stun or poison units take 50% more damage."}, {"start": 15858.32, "end": 15871.6, "text": " weak spot could be good and then I could try and grab poison one is nine"}, {"start": 15871.6, "end": 15876.6, "text": " cards checking oh my god you're fucking right"}, {"start": 15876.6, "end": 15885.6, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15885.6, "end": 15896.12, "text": " Holy shit, okay."}, {"start": 15896.12, "end": 15896.62, "text": " 13"}, {"start": 15899.36, "end": 15899.86, "text": " 18"}, {"start": 15901.6, "end": 15902.1, "text": " 9"}, {"start": 15911.6, "end": 15913.6, "text": " I think I put poison on my archers"}, {"start": 15914.36, "end": 15915.960000000001, "text": " What level are my archers? Level 2?"}, {"start": 15915.960000000001, "end": 15917.160000000002, "text": " Let's give him to 3"}, {"start": 15918.6, "end": 15919.6, "text": " Uhhhh"}, {"start": 15924.92, "end": 15926.04, "text": " Fuck it, more archers"}, {"start": 15926.12, "end": 15951.12, "text": " I am much stronger now."}, {"start": 15951.12, "end": 15960.12, "text": " Poison your mycelium."}, {"start": 15960.12, "end": 15963.480000000001, "text": " Well mycelium is single target now, that's kind of annoying."}, {"start": 15963.480000000001, "end": 15964.480000000001, "text": " Who do I want to go against?"}, {"start": 15964.480000000001, "end": 15970.84, "text": " This is the greed guy, this is, I don't fucking know what I want to go against."}, {"start": 15970.84, "end": 15972.08, "text": " Add a forest here."}, {"start": 15972.08, "end": 15976.240000000002, "text": " Alright, my boars are getting a lot of health now."}, {"start": 15976.24, "end": 15981.24, "text": " Oh, Greed would have inspired the tax feed."}, {"start": 15981.24, "end": 15986.24, "text": " Yeah, that could have been really good."}, {"start": 15993.24, "end": 15997.24, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 15997.24, "end": 16002.24, "text": " Paladin."}, {"start": 16002.24, "end": 16007.44, "text": " Farm also is a thing"}, {"start": 16020.28, "end": 16022.28, "text": " Oh an expansion"}, {"start": 16029.119999999999, "end": 16031.119999999999, "text": " I think I go here"}, {"start": 16032.24, "end": 16036.56, "text": " Take your loot."}, {"start": 16036.56, "end": 16043.08, "text": " Archers are maxed out, forest is maxed out, I sell him."}, {"start": 16043.08, "end": 16045.76, "text": " I guess I can make another one."}, {"start": 16045.76, "end": 16053.8, "text": " Is that crazy?"}, {"start": 16053.8, "end": 16054.8, "text": " Are you trolling?"}, {"start": 16054.8, "end": 16056.8, "text": " Am I?"}, {"start": 16056.8, "end": 16061.84, "text": " Money's gone."}, {"start": 16061.84, "end": 16086.6, "text": " it. Upgrade that fucker. Farm. Upgrade that fucker. It's cloned. Cloned the blacksmith."}, {"start": 16086.6, "end": 16095.68, "text": " it. Blacksmith is now maxed out. How hard do these things hit for now? 18.3? My god,"}, {"start": 16095.68, "end": 16101.36, "text": " he died instantly. Attack plots now deal plus one, or deal poison damage, plus one poison"}, {"start": 16101.36, "end": 16110.800000000001, "text": " stack per level. I don't know if I want to waste a plot for the poison. I don't think"}, {"start": 16110.800000000001, "end": 16117.800000000001, "text": " that's worth it because I can just take the elf poison of application"}, {"start": 16122.000000000002, "end": 16130.740000000002, "text": " wall maker fucking I guess wall make up increased targets move you by 200% a"}, {"start": 16130.740000000002, "end": 16136.900000000001, "text": " magic tanker any tome used on it has double the effect how many tomes plot"}, {"start": 16136.9, "end": 16151.06, "text": " That becomes any other card of the same type doubling its current stats."}, {"start": 16151.06, "end": 16154.1, "text": " Maybe I gamble here."}, {"start": 16154.1, "end": 16164.3, "text": " Yeah, on soldiers."}, {"start": 16164.300000000001, "end": 16170.62, "text": " turned into shamans buff allies attack damage based on its own damage honestly"}, {"start": 16170.62, "end": 16174.300000000001, "text": " not bad"}, {"start": 16181.380000000001, "end": 16187.86, "text": " lost your tanks they weren't tanking shit anyways man look at me I'm fucking I'm"}, {"start": 16187.86, "end": 16189.86, "text": " I'm a firing squad!"}, {"start": 16199.1, "end": 16202.1, "text": " Okay, beacon. This would give attack speed."}, {"start": 16202.1, "end": 16205.6, "text": " But I obviously can't really use it yet."}, {"start": 16205.6, "end": 16208.6, "text": " I need to unlock more plots."}, {"start": 16213.66, "end": 16216.66, "text": " I don't even know where I'd want to put beacon, actually."}, {"start": 16217.86, "end": 16230.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, I can just sell."}, {"start": 16230.060000000001, "end": 16231.060000000001, "text": " Fucking Massacre."}, {"start": 16231.060000000001, "end": 16243.060000000001, "text": " Earthworks, here we go, unlock adjacent plots, targets, guards, okay."}, {"start": 16243.06, "end": 16255.699999999999, "text": " life steal, destroy target plot, level up adjacent, what would I want to destroy, level"}, {"start": 16255.699999999999, "end": 16266.82, "text": " up adjacent, destroy, ugh."}, {"start": 16266.82, "end": 16273.019999999999, "text": " Combustion on shroom, enemies killed by the bear explode, yeah, goodbye that."}, {"start": 16273.02, "end": 16282.78, "text": " Throw this into the pit to replace your current hand with copies of your last played cards."}, {"start": 16282.78, "end": 16286.86, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 16286.86, "end": 16290.220000000001, "text": " Steelcoat is also really good."}, {"start": 16290.220000000001, "end": 16293.1, "text": " Just to block the first hit."}, {"start": 16293.1, "end": 16296.58, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16296.58, "end": 16300.66, "text": " So let's put Steelcoat here."}, {"start": 16300.66, "end": 16304.38, "text": " Even enemies killed by the bear explode dealing terms of his damage to your bifoes."}, {"start": 16304.38, "end": 16308.18, "text": " Should I put this on my archers or my selium?"}, {"start": 16308.18, "end": 16317.46, "text": " I think my archers."}, {"start": 16317.46, "end": 16318.86, "text": " Shroom hits harder?"}, {"start": 16318.86, "end": 16320.98, "text": " Yeah, damage 20.7."}, {"start": 16320.98, "end": 16330.98, "text": " These guys hit for 43.6."}, {"start": 16330.98, "end": 16332.46, "text": " How much damage does it do when it starts though?"}, {"start": 16332.46, "end": 16336.22, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16336.22, "end": 16337.42, "text": " This also does 20.7."}, {"start": 16337.42, "end": 16345.46, "text": " I don't know, like the gigafungi, I feel like is not really..."}, {"start": 16345.460000000001, "end": 16359.42, "text": " not calculating it until the game starts. Oh, I can't even put it on there anyways, okay,"}, {"start": 16359.42, "end": 16382.62, "text": " goes to archers. Unlocks targets adjacent plots. Wouldn't this fuck me? How does this"}, {"start": 16382.62, "end": 16389.86, "text": " work unlocks targets adjacent plots target cards return to your hand up to"}, {"start": 16389.86, "end": 16397.02, "text": " three copies no you get them back so what I get three forests"}, {"start": 16397.02, "end": 16409.22, "text": " Okay, let's get that back on nice plus two plots of that"}, {"start": 16409.22, "end": 16424.36, "text": " God, massacre!"}, {"start": 16424.36, "end": 16427.4, "text": " These all suck."}, {"start": 16427.4, "end": 16429.920000000002, "text": " Let's just take Mita's touch."}, {"start": 16429.920000000002, "end": 16439.0, "text": " Now I can gain gold off killing things."}, {"start": 16439.0, "end": 16444.5, "text": " One shot him."}, {"start": 16444.5, "end": 16448.76, "text": " Poison vile."}, {"start": 16448.76, "end": 16453.7, "text": " Forest now gives plus 1% HP."}, {"start": 16453.7, "end": 16457.42, "text": " Every plot with troops now gains plus 1 unit every year."}, {"start": 16457.42, "end": 16458.42, "text": " Nine free re-rolls."}, {"start": 16458.42, "end": 16461.78, "text": " Your support buildings apply their effects one more time."}, {"start": 16461.78, "end": 16466.74, "text": " Well right now my forest does 2% health."}, {"start": 16466.74, "end": 16468.1, "text": " So does 6% health."}, {"start": 16468.1, "end": 16472.28, "text": " So that would up it to 8%."}, {"start": 16472.28, "end": 16474.579999999998, "text": " Also it would buff my blacksmith on top of that."}, {"start": 16474.579999999998, "end": 16480.579999999998, "text": " That's pretty big."}, {"start": 16480.579999999998, "end": 16484.379999999997, "text": " But this would buff the forest even more than overwork."}, {"start": 16484.379999999997, "end": 16486.019999999997, "text": " Fuck it, it's too overwork."}, {"start": 16486.019999999997, "end": 16488.5, "text": " Cause I also want to buff the blacksmith."}, {"start": 16488.5, "end": 16489.5, "text": " Beacon?"}, {"start": 16489.5, "end": 16492.62, "text": " I don't really have any way to beacon a motherfucker, do I?"}, {"start": 16492.62, "end": 16494.5, "text": " That's poison vile, my fuckers there."}, {"start": 16494.5, "end": 16511.04, "text": " I don't know how to beacon anything."}, {"start": 16511.04, "end": 16517.08, "text": " Add SuperZen damage to all towers and base every year."}, {"start": 16517.08, "end": 16527.52, "text": " That's not bad."}, {"start": 16527.52, "end": 16528.52, "text": " You don't have towers."}, {"start": 16528.52, "end": 16529.52, "text": " My Selom are towers."}, {"start": 16529.52, "end": 16533.56, "text": " You fucking stupid swine."}, {"start": 16533.56, "end": 16540.440000000002, "text": " Okay, these guys are very tanky."}, {"start": 16540.440000000002, "end": 16544.08, "text": " I don't know how much health they have, but it ain't going down."}, {"start": 16544.08, "end": 16547.36, "text": " Uh, sirs, please."}, {"start": 16558.0, "end": 16558.68, "text": " Are they dying?"}, {"start": 16571.480000000003, "end": 16571.800000000003, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 16574.08, "end": 16579.08, "text": " Let's upgrade my farm."}, {"start": 16579.08, "end": 16582.08, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 16582.08, "end": 16591.08, "text": " Okay, that's just an Insta-Clear."}, {"start": 16591.08, "end": 16597.08, "text": " Destroy the target plot to give you 30 gold for each level it had."}, {"start": 16597.08, "end": 16598.08, "text": " Reroll that."}, {"start": 16598.08, "end": 16600.08, "text": " More money."}, {"start": 16600.08, "end": 16629.52, "text": " This guy's got the list of- I think I win."}, {"start": 16629.52, "end": 16633.84, "text": " this plot could be big. The chest is also big. Okay, let's just see what I get."}, {"start": 16634.96, "end": 16636.32, "text": " Plone. Plone's huge."}, {"start": 16640.32, "end": 16642.64, "text": " Is anything not level three? I guess my shamans?"}, {"start": 16644.16, "end": 16645.44, "text": " Shamans getting leveled is nice."}, {"start": 16647.84, "end": 16649.600000000002, "text": " We like that. Upgrade the quarry too."}, {"start": 16654.08, "end": 16657.600000000002, "text": " And then yeah, I can drop my beacon up there now. Oh, this guy again. Fuck, I gotta actually"}, {"start": 16657.6, "end": 16671.28, "text": " see, do things. Where the hell's his castle? Should I just fucking start dotting his castle?"}, {"start": 16671.28, "end": 16684.719999999998, "text": " I don't know. Are those Paladins? They are. With a fucking healing spire. Look at your"}, {"start": 16684.72, "end": 16693.24, "text": " damage oh my god my shrooms are insane I didn't know you could look at this"}, {"start": 16694.04, "end": 16704.2, "text": " my camera got that I guess I go here wait pay attention chance why is there a"}, {"start": 16704.2, "end": 16708.2, "text": " guy that's fucking 20 feet tall"}, {"start": 16714.72, "end": 16741.84, "text": " Slow, strong tanker."}, {"start": 16741.84, "end": 16748.04, "text": " Every year increases all stats by 5% for each adjacent MT plot."}, {"start": 16748.04, "end": 16758.08, "text": " Increased targets move in speed."}, {"start": 16758.08, "end": 16760.44, "text": " I don't think it would be very good right now."}, {"start": 16760.44, "end": 16766.24, "text": " I don't have enough MT plots for it, it's a re-roll."}, {"start": 16766.24, "end": 16768.84, "text": " Sacrifices all troops adjacent to the target."}, {"start": 16768.84, "end": 16773.04, "text": " Every plot gains the number of units sacrificed."}, {"start": 16773.04, "end": 16786.16, "text": " Huh, destroy a target plot forever automatically triggers a royal council event?"}, {"start": 16786.16, "end": 16794.88, "text": " I think destroying the plot forever is fine."}, {"start": 16794.88, "end": 16796.88, "text": " Fuck the wall."}, {"start": 16796.88, "end": 16801.0, "text": " Fuses all your kermazone to a gigashroom with double stats."}, {"start": 16801.0, "end": 16807.760000000002, "text": " What happens if I get this twice?"}, {"start": 16807.760000000002, "end": 16809.04, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16809.04, "end": 16811.4, "text": " Is it double double?"}, {"start": 16811.4, "end": 16813.52, "text": " Oh my god, 2x?"}, {"start": 16813.52, "end": 16817.72, "text": " It fuckin' might double double."}, {"start": 16817.72, "end": 16818.72, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 16818.72, "end": 16837.920000000002, "text": " Wait, there's four micellum on the board now."}, {"start": 16837.920000000002, "end": 16839.920000000002, "text": " I see"}, {"start": 16867.920000000002, "end": 16880.36, "text": " Hmm, farms maxed out, archer I don't care about, soldier, blacksmith."}, {"start": 16880.36, "end": 16888.600000000002, "text": " And I guess I'll take another blacksmith, maybe I can put it somewhere useful at some"}, {"start": 16888.600000000002, "end": 16889.960000000003, "text": " point."}, {"start": 16889.960000000003, "end": 16890.960000000003, "text": " But for now..."}, {"start": 16890.96, "end": 16898.0, "text": " Did I just put another micellum down?"}, {"start": 16898.0, "end": 16905.2, "text": " If I could unlock this plot, I'd be in really good shape."}, {"start": 16905.2, "end": 16908.64, "text": " Screw it."}, {"start": 16908.64, "end": 16920.64, "text": " I'm gonna level up the shaman."}, {"start": 16920.64, "end": 16923.98, "text": " So when do I win, by the way?"}, {"start": 16923.98, "end": 16926.18, "text": " How do I win?"}, {"start": 16926.18, "end": 16927.899999999998, "text": " Another beacon?"}, {"start": 16927.899999999998, "end": 16932.899999999998, "text": " Never any unit is added, plus one every time there's a double- double critical strike damage,"}, {"start": 16932.899999999998, "end": 16936.98, "text": " increasing attack speed of your towers by 50%."}, {"start": 16936.98, "end": 16944.14, "text": " Bunker."}, {"start": 16944.14, "end": 16967.14, "text": " That's pretty good stuff."}, {"start": 16967.14, "end": 16969.14, "text": " This guy is this deep tank heal build."}, {"start": 16969.14, "end": 16971.14, "text": " He's actually so hard to kill."}, {"start": 16984.14, "end": 16986.14, "text": " I might actually die here by the way."}, {"start": 16991.14, "end": 16993.14, "text": " I'm struggling to kill him."}, {"start": 16994.14, "end": 16996.14, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 16997.14, "end": 17001.02, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 17001.02, "end": 17005.62, "text": " The fucking heels, man!"}, {"start": 17005.62, "end": 17007.98, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 17007.98, "end": 17022.02, "text": " Fuck, I really need to unlock this plot, man."}, {"start": 17022.02, "end": 17023.46, "text": " You gotta destroy the heel tower."}, {"start": 17023.46, "end": 17024.46, "text": " I don't..."}, {"start": 17024.46, "end": 17026.22, "text": " I mean, can I?"}, {"start": 17026.22, "end": 17033.18, "text": " I target the spire I don't think you can buildings don't die you just can only"}, {"start": 17033.18, "end": 17038.18, "text": " kill their main base and maybe I could just put things on it"}, {"start": 17038.18, "end": 17055.1, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17055.1, "end": 17056.22, "text": " Level 3 spire I guess."}, {"start": 17056.22, "end": 17065.98, "text": " I really need an extra plot right here."}, {"start": 17065.98, "end": 17068.14, "text": " I mean this guy's a joke."}, {"start": 17068.14, "end": 17075.14, "text": " Another beacon, vault destroys your plot, gives you 30 gold, gives you 30 gold."}, {"start": 17081.86, "end": 17086.86, "text": " Mortgage destroys plot, gives 30 gold. Yeah, maybe I just destroy the farm at this point."}, {"start": 17086.86, "end": 17093.86, "text": " And I just put up my cellam down and call it a day."}, {"start": 17098.14, "end": 17103.7, "text": " Ooh, we got a shop too, thank god."}, {"start": 17103.7, "end": 17107.14, "text": " Defender, Tangerine, it doesn't attack but reflects all damage taken."}, {"start": 17107.14, "end": 17108.14, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 17108.14, "end": 17118.94, "text": " These are all bad for mazes or re-roll I think."}, {"start": 17118.94, "end": 17125.94, "text": " Mounted by adjacent units, sums of its stats with Ryder and pierces through the front line."}, {"start": 17125.94, "end": 17135.62, "text": " I'm trying to get earthworks. Yeah, I am and I'm just not quite getting it"}, {"start": 17137.219999999998, "end": 17139.219999999998, "text": " I'm fucked"}, {"start": 17141.66, "end": 17143.66, "text": " You can only get units here. Oh"}, {"start": 17146.899999999998, "end": 17148.899999999998, "text": " Jack of arms"}, {"start": 17148.9, "end": 17162.640000000003, "text": " Why is it? What is this? Oh my god, it re-rolls the type of store here. Oh, and now I probably"}, {"start": 17162.640000000003, "end": 17177.08, "text": " could have gotten it. Son of a bitch, I didn't know that."}, {"start": 17177.08, "end": 17178.08, "text": " I'm so cucked."}, {"start": 17180.08, "end": 17182.08, "text": " I'm so fucking cucked."}, {"start": 17183.58, "end": 17186.08, "text": " I just- I just wanted to see... whatever."}, {"start": 17186.08, "end": 17187.08, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 17195.08, "end": 17197.08, "text": " I'm gonna beat this guy, no problem."}, {"start": 17197.08, "end": 17198.08, "text": " He dies instantly."}, {"start": 17204.08, "end": 17206.08, "text": " Okay, adjacent plots now have poison damage."}, {"start": 17207.08, "end": 17207.960000000003, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 17209.960000000003, "end": 17213.4, "text": " I can imagine if I had fucking any- I guess I'll throw cauldron here."}, {"start": 17214.52, "end": 17216.600000000002, "text": " Gift poison to this, mycelium."}, {"start": 17231.960000000003, "end": 17236.36, "text": " Random fucking dispenser, I guess. Final battles upon us, we must play all of our cards."}, {"start": 17237.08, "end": 17242.08, "text": " Okay, well, love that for me."}, {"start": 17254.08, "end": 17257.08, "text": " What the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 17267.08, "end": 17275.7, "text": " I got second."}, {"start": 17275.7, "end": 17280.18, "text": " So it seems the final round is who can last the longest."}, {"start": 17280.18, "end": 17286.780000000002, "text": " There's no way I can outlast a pure tank slash healer build."}, {"start": 17286.780000000002, "end": 17293.620000000003, "text": " Oh, a new perk."}, {"start": 17293.620000000003, "end": 17295.460000000003, "text": " I think it's who can kill more."}, {"start": 17295.46, "end": 17297.46, "text": " Oh, maybe that's it."}, {"start": 17307.46, "end": 17310.46, "text": " Allows you to pick a king to banish from the next run."}, {"start": 17315.46, "end": 17318.46, "text": " Your base can now level up three more times."}, {"start": 17318.46, "end": 17320.46, "text": " Start with three free re-rolls."}, {"start": 17321.46, "end": 17324.46, "text": " Three free re-rolls is kind of big."}, {"start": 17325.46, "end": 17329.46, "text": " Fuck the 5% damage, honestly. 3 re-rolls I prefer."}, {"start": 17339.46, "end": 17341.46, "text": " Yeah, plus 3 level ups are also really nice."}, {"start": 17343.46, "end": 17348.46, "text": " Start with 1 more force in your hand, that's really good. I'll still attempt some more damage, check that out."}, {"start": 17355.46, "end": 17363.86, "text": " All right, try again, plus three base level for ultra giga AOE damage with poison if you"}, {"start": 17363.86, "end": 17365.34, "text": " can get it."}, {"start": 17365.34, "end": 17369.7, "text": " Yeah, I could put the poison on my- you're fucking right."}, {"start": 17369.7, "end": 17374.42, "text": " Throw him in the corner."}, {"start": 17374.42, "end": 17376.34, "text": " This is a really good start, holy shit."}, {"start": 17376.34, "end": 17382.18, "text": " Uh, I wish I had poison, but that's okay."}, {"start": 17382.18, "end": 17385.18, "text": " Cam, you're covering your health."}, {"start": 17389.18, "end": 17390.18, "text": " Am I?"}, {"start": 17400.18, "end": 17401.18, "text": " Well, same build."}, {"start": 17401.18, "end": 17404.18, "text": " I'm trying to keep things simple and just play the one class."}, {"start": 17404.18, "end": 17414.9, "text": " Should I double my selium again?"}, {"start": 17414.9, "end": 17416.22, "text": " That seemed really strong."}, {"start": 17416.22, "end": 17422.52, "text": " I just need to like be stronger elsewhere."}, {"start": 17422.52, "end": 17424.02, "text": " A little up."}, {"start": 17424.02, "end": 17430.54, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 17430.54, "end": 17431.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17437.38, "end": 17439.88, "text": " Here's what I'm thinkin'."}, {"start": 17439.88, "end": 17443.38, "text": " I sell him here, clone it."}, {"start": 17443.38, "end": 17445.18, "text": " I sell him here."}, {"start": 17445.18, "end": 17447.86, "text": " Now I'm gonna put poison right here whenever I get it."}, {"start": 17447.86, "end": 17450.46, "text": " It's gonna buff my main Trent face"}, {"start": 17450.46, "end": 17452.22, "text": " and it'll buff both my sell him."}, {"start": 17453.100000000002, "end": 17454.54, "text": " And then up in the top right,"}, {"start": 17454.54, "end": 17456.14, "text": " we're gonna have the elves here."}, {"start": 17458.940000000002, "end": 17459.780000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17460.54, "end": 17474.06, "text": " I really don't want to fuck with my micellium."}, {"start": 17474.06, "end": 17480.38, "text": " I want them to be strong and happy."}, {"start": 17480.38, "end": 17481.38, "text": " I can put..."}, {"start": 17481.38, "end": 17482.38, "text": " Oh, boars don't care."}, {"start": 17482.38, "end": 17483.38, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 17483.38, "end": 17503.460000000003, "text": " care about forest at all the middle is for a buff I guess for us can go here"}, {"start": 17503.46, "end": 17510.82, "text": " Yeah, fuck it. Forest here, pours there. Oh, great. At least I'm ramping them."}, {"start": 17510.82, "end": 17516.1, "text": " Question is, do I die around one? Probably."}, {"start": 17516.100000000002, "end": 17534.500000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17534.500000000004, "end": 17539.300000000003, "text": " Adds 9 units or clone."}, {"start": 17539.300000000003, "end": 17543.9, "text": " Procreate's kinda crazy to get early on, but clone's also insane so I get my mycelium"}, {"start": 17543.9, "end": 17557.34, "text": " to level up. Bucket reclone. High salium. Send it. I'm just starting to- I'm ramping"}, {"start": 17557.34, "end": 17565.54, "text": " him nice beat one"}, {"start": 17587.34, "end": 17600.78, "text": " This is actually taking quite a bit here."}, {"start": 17600.78, "end": 17608.86, "text": " Vault, meet his touch, dispenser."}, {"start": 17608.86, "end": 17611.420000000002, "text": " Beacon."}, {"start": 17611.420000000002, "end": 17621.940000000002, "text": " Now the question is, the turner plot is empty in the year the blessing get plus one card"}, {"start": 17621.940000000002, "end": 17624.34, "text": " of your king?"}, {"start": 17624.34, "end": 17632.260000000002, "text": " Interesting, those are really important plots."}, {"start": 17632.260000000002, "end": 17641.640000000003, "text": " Hmm, so beacon every year adds 2% attack speed."}, {"start": 17641.640000000003, "end": 17649.56, "text": " I could buff both of my mycelium right now."}, {"start": 17649.56, "end": 17650.68, "text": " Or I could play it safe."}, {"start": 17650.68, "end": 17654.480000000003, "text": " I think I play it safe, because all those extra cards would be great."}, {"start": 17654.480000000003, "end": 17657.52, "text": " 8% attack speed is not that big of a deal."}, {"start": 17657.52, "end": 17658.52, "text": " I think it's worth."}, {"start": 17658.52, "end": 17661.160000000003, "text": " I think taking an extra card is nice."}, {"start": 17661.16, "end": 17663.88, "text": " I need to get, I need to start working on my units anyways."}, {"start": 17663.88, "end": 17667.92, "text": " I think that's important to do."}, {"start": 17667.92, "end": 17669.92, "text": " Let's get the elves down."}, {"start": 17691.16, "end": 17697.1, "text": " combustion's really good to have enemies killed by the bear explode no no I'm"}, {"start": 17697.1, "end": 17702.0, "text": " doing my silly and fuck that level this guy up"}, {"start": 17706.76, "end": 17711.28, "text": " dude the ghosts are so dumb"}, {"start": 17711.28, "end": 17723.199999999997, "text": " Oh, thank God. I still win. Uh, re-roll. Carnage unit explodes when killed. Destroy target"}, {"start": 17723.199999999997, "end": 17737.559999999998, "text": " plot to level up adjacent plots. Should I destroy my boars? Am I crazy? I think that's"}, {"start": 17737.56, "end": 17738.56, "text": " It's worth it."}, {"start": 17738.56, "end": 17742.56, "text": " Give it a fun guy."}, {"start": 17742.56, "end": 17747.56, "text": " And fuck it."}, {"start": 17747.56, "end": 17761.56, "text": " Okay, we'll take another beak in here."}, {"start": 17761.56, "end": 17767.06, "text": " Uh, I guess we'll procreate a couple more days until the feudalism."}, {"start": 17767.06, "end": 17769.06, "text": " If the target plots are empty."}, {"start": 17776.260000000002, "end": 17778.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17785.460000000003, "end": 17787.460000000003, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 17787.460000000003, "end": 17789.460000000003, "text": " You gotta start your beacon ramp."}, {"start": 17790.82, "end": 17792.82, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 17797.06, "end": 17806.06, "text": " You're probably right, that's a lot of beacons to be pressing down, you're fucking right."}, {"start": 17806.06, "end": 17807.06, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 17807.06, "end": 17810.260000000002, "text": " I hate that you're right, it annoys me."}, {"start": 17810.260000000002, "end": 17813.5, "text": " Honestly, maybe I should double beacon, is that?"}, {"start": 17813.5, "end": 17816.260000000002, "text": " No, oh wait, I put it in the wrong spot, now I can't poison."}, {"start": 17816.260000000002, "end": 17826.02, "text": " Oh no, I can still put poison here, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 17826.02, "end": 17829.02, "text": " Roy's target plot gives you 3-in-1 crates of field."}, {"start": 17829.02, "end": 17833.02, "text": " We'll do that."}, {"start": 17833.02, "end": 17837.02, "text": " Honestly, should I put another beacon here?"}, {"start": 17837.02, "end": 17840.02, "text": " Fuck it. Double beacon. Poison can go here."}, {"start": 17840.02, "end": 17843.02, "text": " Oh, but then I don't poison this. Whatever. Fuck it."}, {"start": 17856.02, "end": 17856.52, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 17858.98, "end": 17859.94, "text": " Oh, an idiot."}, {"start": 17859.94, "end": 17864.420000000002, "text": " I thought as soon as I put one thing down on the plot, all of it's fucked."}, {"start": 17865.420000000002, "end": 17866.56, "text": " But no, I could've just..."}, {"start": 17867.34, "end": 17869.98, "text": " Oh, that's why y'all are saying the beacon was worth it."}, {"start": 17870.420000000002, "end": 17874.62, "text": " I thought it got completely grieved if you put one item on any- er,"}, {"start": 17874.98, "end": 17877.46, "text": " building, on any of these three plots."}, {"start": 17877.82, "end": 17878.32, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 17880.14, "end": 17880.78, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 17886.02, "end": 17899.36, "text": " Fuck it, another beacon I guess."}, {"start": 17899.36, "end": 17902.100000000002, "text": " My lord, our enemy has been defeated."}, {"start": 17902.100000000002, "end": 17904.74, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 17904.74, "end": 17909.58, "text": " This guy gives farm, he also gives blacksmith."}, {"start": 17909.58, "end": 17912.7, "text": " I don't know how to get poison, I don't know what this guy gives."}, {"start": 17912.7, "end": 17935.54, "text": " I mean shit, I guess I'll upgrade my beacon again."}, {"start": 17935.54, "end": 17938.38, "text": " Does attack speed do anything to my main base?"}, {"start": 17938.38, "end": 17939.38, "text": " Does it reduce the..."}, {"start": 17939.38, "end": 17940.38, "text": " Why is it not attacking?"}, {"start": 17940.38, "end": 17941.38, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17941.38, "end": 17942.38, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 17942.38, "end": 17946.7, "text": " I don't know if it does."}, {"start": 17946.7, "end": 17950.38, "text": " Elf, my Cilium, my Tic, my Cilium again."}, {"start": 17950.38, "end": 17951.38, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 17951.38, "end": 17956.38, "text": " Reduces the cooldown, increases the Tic."}, {"start": 17956.38, "end": 17972.14, "text": " Alright, two level three my Ciliums, love that."}, {"start": 17972.14, "end": 17991.1, "text": " three archers. Blacksmith instead of a second beacon would be big. Yeah. Or Aquari, isn't"}, {"start": 17991.1, "end": 17996.66, "text": " there the damage from all towers, no matter where it is? Shields, when a card is placed"}, {"start": 17996.66, "end": 18006.54, "text": " an empty plot camps adjacent plots game plus 2% to all stats. I think I take shields for"}, {"start": 18006.54, "end": 18014.22, "text": " the boars."}, {"start": 18014.22, "end": 18021.22, "text": " I'm going to wait for the next one."}, {"start": 18021.22, "end": 18030.14, "text": " I'm going to wait for the next one."}, {"start": 18030.14, "end": 18032.14, "text": " Bound."}, {"start": 18032.14, "end": 18034.780000000002, "text": " Fuck those."}, {"start": 18034.780000000002, "end": 18036.54, "text": " Doubles every heal effect you receive."}, {"start": 18036.54, "end": 18039.18, "text": " Range troops every time your enemy is in units."}, {"start": 18039.18, "end": 18042.22, "text": " Increase damage of all your units in towers by 30%."}, {"start": 18042.22, "end": 18052.22, "text": " I don't think I like much of this gig of fun guy."}, {"start": 18052.22, "end": 18074.22, "text": " Yep, we do love that."}, {"start": 18074.22, "end": 18075.82, "text": " You can see all the damage done."}, {"start": 18075.82, "end": 18078.7, "text": " My main base is actually all my damage."}, {"start": 18078.7, "end": 18079.7, "text": " Procreate."}, {"start": 18079.7, "end": 18086.7, "text": " Let's get 4, start leveling that up."}, {"start": 18109.7, "end": 18134.82, "text": " I don't think I want blacksmith no I'm just going to take that level this fucker up honestly"}, {"start": 18134.82, "end": 18138.579999999998, "text": " Yeah, the elves are shit. I don't really care about them. I just want tanks."}, {"start": 18139.46, "end": 18140.82, "text": " Tanks are all I care about."}, {"start": 18143.38, "end": 18145.94, "text": " Ooh, wait, hold on. What do I want to upgrade here?"}, {"start": 18150.579999999998, "end": 18153.78, "text": " I want to buff my micellum. These fucks."}, {"start": 18157.22, "end": 18159.46, "text": " I'm not sure what the best... Honestly, if I go here..."}, {"start": 18160.579999999998, "end": 18164.66, "text": " If I go here and I get an earthworks, I can bang and blow it up and get both"}, {"start": 18164.66, "end": 18181.14, "text": " of these plots as well, which is huge. Or if I go here, feels even better. Earthworks"}, {"start": 18181.14, "end": 18192.26, "text": " is dead. Is it? Is there no one playing that in here? Maybe not. Oh yeah, he is dead. Snacks."}, {"start": 18192.260000000002, "end": 18193.260000000002, "text": " Can I not get it then?"}, {"start": 18193.260000000002, "end": 18198.22, "text": " Fuck it, we'll go here for this chest."}, {"start": 18198.22, "end": 18201.22, "text": " We gained a clone."}, {"start": 18201.22, "end": 18210.340000000004, "text": " Okay, my- my fucking- let's just max that out, whatever."}, {"start": 18210.340000000004, "end": 18211.340000000004, "text": " Maxed out Trent."}, {"start": 18211.340000000004, "end": 18212.340000000004, "text": " Or main building."}, {"start": 18212.340000000004, "end": 18213.340000000004, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 18213.34, "end": 18220.34, "text": " Look at that fucking main building damage!"}, {"start": 18232.5, "end": 18236.3, "text": " I mean, beacon I guess?"}, {"start": 18236.3, "end": 18239.8, "text": " I have two beacons."}, {"start": 18239.8, "end": 18261.2, "text": " Those are units buffs allies all trash wizard static units attacks for your lightning melee"}, {"start": 18261.2, "end": 18264.84, "text": " tank that deals area damage gains HP for each tome use."}, {"start": 18264.84, "end": 18271.88, "text": " I don't use tomes, so I don't see scaling these guys look at the giga shrooms damage 3k versus 300 for main base"}, {"start": 18272.28, "end": 18274.52, "text": " I'm I know I see"}, {"start": 18275.16, "end": 18277.16, "text": " The shrooms did a lot there"}, {"start": 18277.920000000002, "end": 18279.920000000002, "text": " And I'm thinking re-rolling again"}, {"start": 18286.2, "end": 18289.54, "text": " Clone is a tome is it"}, {"start": 18294.84, "end": 18306.18, "text": " Static on elves is good. Elves have like extremely slow attack speeds, so I don't think it's"}, {"start": 18306.18, "end": 18315.9, "text": " good. My elves did 90 damage. I really do not care at all about my boars or my elves."}, {"start": 18315.9, "end": 18323.140000000003, "text": " I guess bores are good if I want, if I have tanks, to scale them."}, {"start": 18323.140000000003, "end": 18326.7, "text": " But I think I sack my elves."}, {"start": 18326.7, "end": 18330.86, "text": " And so if I'm going to sack them, I don't want any of that, destroy his target plot"}, {"start": 18330.86, "end": 18334.300000000003, "text": " and gives you three random tome cards."}, {"start": 18334.300000000003, "end": 18337.82, "text": " Like that's what I'm saying, I think I take offering."}, {"start": 18337.82, "end": 18344.9, "text": " All plots of the same card as the target get 10% to all stats."}, {"start": 18344.9, "end": 18352.7, "text": " Maybe I do this on my Selim."}, {"start": 18352.7, "end": 18360.74, "text": " Increase 9% of a random stat of a random plot."}, {"start": 18360.74, "end": 18365.74, "text": " Or?"}, {"start": 18365.74, "end": 18372.18, "text": " Um, thinking maybe I could do Ogre?"}, {"start": 18372.18, "end": 18387.62, "text": " Like, actually Ogre run?"}, {"start": 18387.62, "end": 18392.86, "text": " I think this might be an actual sack, the fuckers there."}, {"start": 18392.86, "end": 18394.74, "text": " Giga Ogre."}, {"start": 18394.74, "end": 18396.74, "text": " I need to sack my bores next."}, {"start": 18403.24, "end": 18405.24, "text": " Move target to an empty adjacent plot."}, {"start": 18408.640000000003, "end": 18409.54, "text": " Ogre at the top."}, {"start": 18410.04, "end": 18411.940000000002, "text": " I don't think those are empty plots, guys."}, {"start": 18413.84, "end": 18415.04, "text": " I don't think they're empty plots."}, {"start": 18418.24, "end": 18419.34, "text": " Because they're not unlocked."}, {"start": 18419.940000000002, "end": 18420.84, "text": " It's just a corner."}, {"start": 18424.74, "end": 18429.74, "text": " Can put him in the middle?"}, {"start": 18429.74, "end": 18438.06, "text": " Well, yeah, it would have been better right now, sure, that's, yeah, that's fair, I'm"}, {"start": 18438.06, "end": 18440.02, "text": " probably retarded in that sense."}, {"start": 18440.02, "end": 18445.260000000002, "text": " But I do need to get rid of the boars."}, {"start": 18445.260000000002, "end": 18447.260000000002, "text": " Migrate them?"}, {"start": 18447.260000000002, "end": 18451.58, "text": " Oh yeah, gains 10% HP and damage."}, {"start": 18451.58, "end": 18456.460000000003, "text": " Problem is I'm never gonna get rid of this micellum, but maybe that's fine"}, {"start": 18459.660000000003, "end": 18465.160000000003, "text": " Okay level ups a plot clone it I guess we clone it here"}, {"start": 18469.54, "end": 18471.54, "text": " Okay, is everything level three that I care about"}, {"start": 18481.58, "end": 18485.08, "text": " Fuck it, that's max amount."}, {"start": 18485.08, "end": 18488.600000000002, "text": " Alright, big ogres."}, {"start": 18488.600000000002, "end": 18492.08, "text": " They died pretty quick."}, {"start": 18492.08, "end": 18494.600000000002, "text": " Oh wait, try putting stuff down."}, {"start": 18494.600000000002, "end": 18499.600000000002, "text": " Um, did I lose here to this tower?"}, {"start": 18499.600000000002, "end": 18504.160000000003, "text": " Oh, I fucking lost because I wasn't paying attention."}, {"start": 18504.16, "end": 18505.16, "text": " I'm bad."}, {"start": 18515.96, "end": 18517.44, "text": " The force is already maxed out."}, {"start": 18517.44, "end": 18518.44, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 18534.16, "end": 18548.24, "text": " adds nine troops oh here we go all right all right jack of arms I don't think I"}, {"start": 18548.24, "end": 18562.28, "text": " want units re-roll that go on another mycelium actually kind of yes I could"}, {"start": 18562.28, "end": 18567.0, "text": " throw it up here in the corner and then I could start I don't know maybe unlock"}, {"start": 18567.0, "end": 18574.6, "text": " this plot and start buffing both of them. Another mycelium is pretty good."}, {"start": 18574.600000000002, "end": 18592.600000000002, "text": " There's a temple. Increase 9% of a random saplot by... I could just take that."}, {"start": 18592.600000000002, "end": 18604.100000000002, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 18604.100000000002, "end": 18605.800000000003, "text": " Oh my god, it's every single day."}, {"start": 18606.800000000003, "end": 18608.300000000003, "text": " Wait, it's a fucking building."}, {"start": 18608.300000000003, "end": 18611.000000000004, "text": " I thought it was like a random buff that you just throw out."}, {"start": 18611.000000000004, "end": 18612.4, "text": " Oh my god, I hate myself."}, {"start": 18613.600000000002, "end": 18615.4, "text": " Oh, I just nerfed my overs immensely."}, {"start": 18619.4, "end": 18620.800000000003, "text": " He just turned my monitor off."}, {"start": 18621.800000000003, "end": 18622.4, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 18628.800000000003, "end": 18629.7, "text": " Skippy?"}, {"start": 18634.100000000002, "end": 18639.100000000002, "text": " Okay, more ogres."}, {"start": 18639.100000000002, "end": 18642.100000000002, "text": " You are in Jack of Structures."}, {"start": 18642.100000000002, "end": 18643.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 18643.100000000002, "end": 18645.100000000002, "text": " You know, in hindsight, I am an idiot."}, {"start": 18645.100000000002, "end": 18647.100000000002, "text": " I lose here, by the way."}, {"start": 18647.100000000002, "end": 18650.100000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18653.100000000002, "end": 18654.100000000002, "text": " I fucking suck."}, {"start": 18654.100000000002, "end": 18658.100000000002, "text": " That's... man, I feel like I could have won that, too, if I wasn't bad."}, {"start": 18664.100000000002, "end": 18676.100000000002, "text": " Power start with 10% more damn."}, {"start": 18676.100000000002, "end": 18686.7, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18686.7, "end": 18688.74, "text": " Well now I know what I'm going for."}, {"start": 18688.74, "end": 18689.74, "text": " Same build."}, {"start": 18689.74, "end": 18702.74, "text": " my time on the fucking elves."}, {"start": 18702.74, "end": 18704.420000000002, "text": " I started with Zero, my cellam."}, {"start": 18704.420000000002, "end": 18708.18, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 18708.18, "end": 18709.18, "text": " No bores either."}, {"start": 18709.18, "end": 18711.18, "text": " What the fuck is this start?"}, {"start": 18711.18, "end": 18716.18, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 18716.18, "end": 18728.5, "text": " You're cooked. Feels like it."}, {"start": 18728.5, "end": 18738.7, "text": " Alright, let's try something new here. We're gonna double forest. Forest into forest. Hear"}, {"start": 18738.7, "end": 18744.78, "text": " me out. I'm not buffing the elves, I know that. But it has to be done. I'll be cloning"}, {"start": 18744.78, "end": 18751.78, "text": " some bitches. More elves. Just wait till I get the bores. Surely I get it tomorrow."}, {"start": 18756.379999999997, "end": 18763.379999999997, "text": " Look at their attack speed by the way. Also my fucking shit keeps bugging. For what?"}, {"start": 18767.26, "end": 18770.26, "text": " Why can't..."}, {"start": 18774.78, "end": 18778.78, "text": " Where's my attack cooldown?"}, {"start": 18784.78, "end": 18788.78, "text": " My attack city isn't over my mouse."}, {"start": 18788.78, "end": 18792.78, "text": " Am I even attacking the mothership?"}, {"start": 18792.78, "end": 18799.78, "text": " I don't know which one I'm supposed to be attacking."}, {"start": 18822.78, "end": 18832.78, "text": " I have no idea. Okay, here's Bors. Okay."}, {"start": 18832.78, "end": 18849.78, "text": " Oh, I don't attack those."}, {"start": 18849.78, "end": 18854.219999999998, "text": " Oh, I don't attack those."}, {"start": 18854.219999999998, "end": 18857.02, "text": " Attack his base, maybe?"}, {"start": 18857.02, "end": 18859.02, "text": " Archers?"}, {"start": 18859.02, "end": 18861.52, "text": " Archers."}, {"start": 18861.52, "end": 18863.699999999997, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 18863.699999999997, "end": 18867.42, "text": " That's their attack speed, by the way."}, {"start": 18867.42, "end": 18871.84, "text": " And I hate that my attack cooldown isn't showing under my mouse anymore, like, bugged out."}, {"start": 18871.84, "end": 18878.579999999998, "text": " I should see a little bar under my cursor, but I don't."}, {"start": 18878.58, "end": 18880.58, "text": " You know your A-Aution heals your units, right?"}, {"start": 18880.58, "end": 18882.58, "text": " Yes, let me heal them from being one shot."}, {"start": 18900.58, "end": 18902.58, "text": " I don't know if I go Mycelium here."}, {"start": 18902.58, "end": 18916.06, "text": " here. I feel like I commit to the forest build. I just try and get omega tanky. If a target"}, {"start": 18916.06, "end": 18921.34, "text": " plot is empty in the year, the blessing get plus one card of your king. You know what?"}, {"start": 18921.34, "end": 18931.620000000003, "text": " I can actually just not touch those. That's fine. What I really need is I need to dump"}, {"start": 18931.62, "end": 18941.62, "text": " the archers and get like, I don't know, something to mount these bores."}, {"start": 18941.62, "end": 18947.28, "text": " I don't know what unit I want though."}, {"start": 18947.28, "end": 18955.92, "text": " Paladins, but will paladins do damage?"}, {"start": 18955.92, "end": 18957.92, "text": " So why did you put it in the middle again?"}, {"start": 18957.920000000002, "end": 18959.920000000002, "text": " My archers? Cause..."}, {"start": 18959.920000000002, "end": 18961.920000000002, "text": " I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 18976.920000000002, "end": 18978.920000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18978.920000000002, "end": 18981.920000000002, "text": " Earthworks is really fucking good here."}, {"start": 18987.920000000002, "end": 19000.52, "text": " targets okay so destroy the targets plot adjacent plots returns cards to your"}, {"start": 19000.52, "end": 19002.72, "text": " hand"}, {"start": 19005.760000000002, "end": 19015.480000000003, "text": " yeah bottom forest I guess bang then we put this back two plots unlock it's not"}, {"start": 19015.48, "end": 19039.8, "text": " bad. I think you use earthworks on an empty plot. Didn't seem like I could."}, {"start": 19075.48, "end": 19078.44, "text": " Fuck it, more forests."}, {"start": 19078.44, "end": 19087.079999999998, "text": " Unlock three random plots with level 3 forests on each of them."}, {"start": 19087.079999999998, "end": 19088.079999999998, "text": " Was that good?"}, {"start": 19088.079999999998, "end": 19089.079999999998, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 19089.079999999998, "end": 19096.56, "text": " Oh my god, boars right there is insane."}, {"start": 19096.56, "end": 19098.28, "text": " That's fuck."}, {"start": 19098.28, "end": 19105.28, "text": " We are level three."}, {"start": 19110.28, "end": 19111.28, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19112.28, "end": 19113.28, "text": " Wait for a tank?"}, {"start": 19113.28, "end": 19114.28, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 19114.28, "end": 19132.28, "text": " Yeah, but who's gonna ride... I guess fuck the... Who's gonna ride these boars? I guess these elves just keep riding them?"}, {"start": 19132.28, "end": 19158.199999999997, "text": " him. Oh, they just died. God! Well, I don't know what I do to that. Procreate? Uh, fuck"}, {"start": 19158.2, "end": 19163.48, "text": " Okay, procreate, sure."}, {"start": 19163.48, "end": 19169.64, "text": " More borers, I guess."}, {"start": 19169.64, "end": 19184.16, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19184.16, "end": 19186.6, "text": " Range spell cast here, here's powder, and defensive melee troop."}, {"start": 19186.6, "end": 19189.16, "text": " Damage buffs also increase its HP."}, {"start": 19193.04, "end": 19197.24, "text": " Yeah, or Defender, tank unit doesn't attack but reflects all damage taken."}, {"start": 19198.28, "end": 19199.76, "text": " Yeah, I think we take Defender."}, {"start": 19204.92, "end": 19205.76, "text": " That's it, alright."}, {"start": 19210.68, "end": 19211.68, "text": " Fuck it, we throw him here."}, {"start": 19211.68, "end": 19227.68, "text": " We procrate their ass too."}, {"start": 19227.68, "end": 19231.64, "text": " Wallmaker, Ballista, Earthworks."}, {"start": 19231.64, "end": 19232.68, "text": " More plots unlocked."}, {"start": 19232.68, "end": 19235.68, "text": " Love that for us."}, {"start": 19235.68, "end": 19260.84, "text": " I can put my orchard down here and then I'll Earthworks it next turn."}, {"start": 19260.84, "end": 19265.48, "text": " Or I guess... Earthworks that bitch. Forest, Tramp, Poison Bile."}, {"start": 19265.48, "end": 19268.2, "text": " Uh, we'll get another Trent, sure."}, {"start": 19268.2, "end": 19271.96, "text": " Bang. Upgrade boars. Maxed out."}, {"start": 19273.32, "end": 19277.0, "text": " Do the defenders even mount the boars? I don't think they do."}, {"start": 19277.0, "end": 19281.0, "text": " Well, I mean they can, but if they were next to it would they? I don't... I don't know."}, {"start": 19281.0, "end": 19283.0, "text": " Cauldron!"}, {"start": 19283.0, "end": 19286.52, "text": " Actually, I don't think I care about Cauldron."}, {"start": 19290.84, "end": 19297.3, "text": " Mmmm."}, {"start": 19297.3, "end": 19298.48, "text": " Ballista the boar."}, {"start": 19298.48, "end": 19300.18, "text": " I fucked up."}, {"start": 19300.18, "end": 19302.02, "text": " Um, I hate myself."}, {"start": 19302.02, "end": 19303.12, "text": " Could I ballista the boar?"}, {"start": 19303.12, "end": 19305.4, "text": " Is it going to give me plus one unit?"}, {"start": 19305.4, "end": 19307.2, "text": " It would also give me a blacksmith."}, {"start": 19307.2, "end": 19308.2, "text": " That could be good."}, {"start": 19308.2, "end": 19311.26, "text": " Blacksmith can be nice."}, {"start": 19311.26, "end": 19312.32, "text": " I don't know what this gives."}, {"start": 19312.32, "end": 19313.32, "text": " I forget."}, {"start": 19313.32, "end": 19314.32, "text": " I remember."}, {"start": 19314.32, "end": 19315.32, "text": " I remember."}, {"start": 19315.32, "end": 19325.48, "text": " Level is this thing now?"}, {"start": 19325.48, "end": 19328.48, "text": " Three?"}, {"start": 19328.48, "end": 19336.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19336.92, "end": 19339.88, "text": " Summons melee units that inherit half its stats."}, {"start": 19339.88, "end": 19346.86, "text": " battle troop gains 1% attack speed per second."}, {"start": 19346.86, "end": 19351.86, "text": " Maybe this would be really good with my tanks."}, {"start": 19351.86, "end": 19366.58, "text": " Gives every buff it gains to a Jason plot amplifies one extra plot per level."}, {"start": 19366.58, "end": 19374.9, "text": " don't attack but oh wait no I'm sorry I thought I dream I thought these were"}, {"start": 19374.9, "end": 19380.940000000002, "text": " units themselves sorry I thought they were units as defenders would tank for a"}, {"start": 19380.940000000002, "end": 19388.7, "text": " long time so they would just ramp up permanently I see yeah not good how does"}, {"start": 19388.7, "end": 19399.7, "text": " How would it work? If I put the amplifier like here, does it just throw the buff somewhere?"}, {"start": 19399.7, "end": 19404.7, "text": " Like would it potentially give these guys more health?"}, {"start": 19404.7, "end": 19417.0, "text": " Two elf. It would give them to archers. Give every buff it gains. Oh, I see. So if I put"}, {"start": 19417.0, "end": 19427.0, "text": " it here, I see. So the forest would then be getting applied to the elf. Interesting."}, {"start": 19427.0, "end": 19441.76, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 19441.76, "end": 19446.4, "text": " When this building reaches level 3, your kingdom travels 2 years back in time."}, {"start": 19446.4, "end": 19447.4, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 19447.4, "end": 19451.56, "text": " Brings plot back one level, but retains all its current stats and effects."}, {"start": 19461.08, "end": 19462.24, "text": " Seems complicated."}, {"start": 19468.84, "end": 19470.08, "text": " Regression sounds OP."}, {"start": 19477.4, "end": 19483.34, "text": " Yeah, it's level four. I mean at some point. I need clones so I can level my fucking defenders. Oh my plots. Oh"}, {"start": 19483.86, "end": 19485.86, "text": " They finished. Okay"}, {"start": 19485.86, "end": 19490.74, "text": " Level that up. We got pro create. How do I have no clones? Hello?"}, {"start": 19501.9, "end": 19503.9, "text": " I could regress the boars"}, {"start": 19503.9, "end": 19508.9, "text": " Fuck it, I guess, and then level him again, I guess."}, {"start": 19508.9, "end": 19513.9, "text": " Tortured creates roots that trap enemies? I mean, fuck it, sure."}, {"start": 19517.9, "end": 19519.9, "text": " Level my forest, sure."}, {"start": 19527.9, "end": 19529.9, "text": " Earthworks, yes."}, {"start": 19529.9, "end": 19537.58, "text": " I guess I earthed."}, {"start": 19537.58, "end": 19540.74, "text": " Can we stop turning my monitors off guys?"}, {"start": 19540.74, "end": 19544.420000000002, "text": " I fucking get the wrong thing!"}, {"start": 19544.420000000002, "end": 19545.940000000002, "text": " Because my monitor turned off!"}, {"start": 19545.940000000002, "end": 19546.940000000002, "text": " Dogs!"}, {"start": 19546.940000000002, "end": 19548.980000000003, "text": " Oh my, my elves!"}, {"start": 19548.980000000003, "end": 19549.980000000003, "text": " It's over!"}, {"start": 19549.980000000003, "end": 19558.58, "text": " Hey, excuse me, come here, come on, come on, I love you, I love you, come here, let me"}, {"start": 19558.58, "end": 19580.760000000002, "text": " Well, there goes my fucking archer."}, {"start": 19580.760000000002, "end": 19582.640000000003, "text": " At least they weren't scaling, actually."}, {"start": 19582.64, "end": 19602.88, "text": " Well, I guess I lost all my fucking recruits, so that sucks, it- it- whatever."}, {"start": 19602.88, "end": 19605.16, "text": " I mean none of this matters."}, {"start": 19605.16, "end": 19608.8, "text": " Whenever any unit is added to a plot, gain one extra unit."}, {"start": 19608.8, "end": 19610.76, "text": " Every poison effect is now applied twice."}, {"start": 19610.760000000002, "end": 19628.88, "text": " You can now choose between plus three loot cards, get loot from all enemy kings."}, {"start": 19628.88, "end": 19638.160000000003, "text": " I'm trying to roll for whenever I get attacked it applies poison."}, {"start": 19638.16, "end": 19640.56, "text": " It allows you to pick three new plots to unlock."}, {"start": 19643.44, "end": 19644.56, "text": " Fuck it, I guess overwork."}, {"start": 19645.52, "end": 19646.079999999998, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 19647.2, "end": 19647.7, "text": " Safe."}, {"start": 19649.76, "end": 19651.0, "text": " How much help do these guys have?"}, {"start": 19652.2, "end": 19653.72, "text": " 104? Is that really it?"}, {"start": 19661.12, "end": 19662.72, "text": " There's a lot of thunder right now."}, {"start": 19663.0, "end": 19663.92, "text": " The dogs are scared."}, {"start": 19663.920000000002, "end": 19675.36, "text": " All right, well here's another amplifier."}, {"start": 19675.36, "end": 19685.440000000002, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 19685.44, "end": 19709.12, "text": " I should have saved that."}, {"start": 19709.12, "end": 19712.12, "text": " melee troop, damage buff also increases its HP."}, {"start": 19719.62, "end": 19723.62, "text": " Paladins could be good, so what I want to do is I need to..."}, {"start": 19725.42, "end": 19732.32, "text": " like, move this forest over. I don't know where you get it, but remember that, like, moves a plot over, or whatever."}, {"start": 19732.719999999998, "end": 19734.62, "text": " I need to scooch these fuckers over?"}, {"start": 19736.219999999998, "end": 19736.719999999998, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19739.12, "end": 19747.76, "text": " That's not what I want to do. Maybe Paladins to mount my boars?"}, {"start": 19747.76, "end": 19753.039999999997, "text": " Wild card the defenders? Yeah leveling them up is also a play."}, {"start": 19753.96, "end": 19758.92, "text": " I'm just gonna take Paladins, I'm putting him in front of the boars."}, {"start": 19769.12, "end": 19778.2, "text": " Paladin's there."}, {"start": 19778.2, "end": 19779.2, "text": " Massacre'd them."}, {"start": 19779.2, "end": 19781.239999999998, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 19781.239999999998, "end": 19783.2, "text": " Cauldron, Earthworks."}, {"start": 19783.2, "end": 19790.12, "text": " Earthworks is also very good to have."}, {"start": 19790.12, "end": 19792.12, "text": " Unlock that shit screw it"}, {"start": 19810.239999999998, "end": 19812.239999999998, "text": " Screw it"}, {"start": 19820.12, "end": 19840.079999999998, "text": " Raptor... hmm... plus 10% HP is kind of a big deal, I think."}, {"start": 19840.079999999998, "end": 19843.239999999998, "text": " Oh, hey, there's Ogre."}, {"start": 19843.239999999998, "end": 19848.2, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19848.2, "end": 19851.280000000002, "text": " I'm not kidding, I think Ogre could be a play here."}, {"start": 19851.280000000002, "end": 19854.08, "text": " Considering I've got all that empty space up there."}, {"start": 19857.04, "end": 19857.88, "text": " Screw it."}, {"start": 19857.88, "end": 19878.64, "text": " They don't need to hit all of it."}, {"start": 19878.64, "end": 19879.64, "text": " It's fine right there."}, {"start": 19879.64, "end": 19880.64, "text": " Shields."}, {"start": 19880.64, "end": 19883.16, "text": " How much health do they have?"}, {"start": 19883.16, "end": 19886.44, "text": " Plus 10 HP on these guys is kind of a big deal."}, {"start": 19888.44, "end": 19890.68, "text": " Yeah, cause they start ramping quicker. Look at it there."}, {"start": 19899.32, "end": 19902.36, "text": " Arrange troop that shoots huge bolts with piercing damage."}, {"start": 19904.16, "end": 19905.36, "text": " I don't think I care. Reroll."}, {"start": 19907.52, "end": 19908.32, "text": " Cauldron?"}, {"start": 19909.24, "end": 19910.72, "text": " I don't think I care about that either."}, {"start": 19910.72, "end": 19912.88, "text": " And as I put cauldron on my main base"}, {"start": 19914.84, "end": 19921.800000000003, "text": " Need a spire a spire would be fucking great, but I don't think you get that from here. What is it called? I think it is a spire"}, {"start": 19933.24, "end": 19935.24, "text": " Sprit out there"}, {"start": 19940.72, "end": 19957.600000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is where you can get the heal."}, {"start": 19957.600000000002, "end": 19959.800000000003, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 19959.800000000003, "end": 19962.08, "text": " Is this where you get the healing from?"}, {"start": 19962.08, "end": 19963.08, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 19963.08, "end": 19964.08, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 19964.08, "end": 19965.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19965.08, "end": 19966.08, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19966.08, "end": 19971.08, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19971.08, "end": 19982.0, "text": " Why just destroy the target plot?"}, {"start": 19982.0, "end": 19988.4, "text": " Like fuck it?"}, {"start": 19988.4, "end": 19989.88, "text": " He can seem shit."}, {"start": 19989.88, "end": 19993.280000000002, "text": " Single target tower gains 0.5% attack speed for each gold you earn."}, {"start": 19993.28, "end": 19996.28, "text": " I think I'm Mortgage."}, {"start": 20006.28, "end": 20011.28, "text": " Swish are about two random plots. Each use, one more plot is leveled up."}, {"start": 20015.28, "end": 20018.28, "text": " Adrenaline and Powldowns can be good too. I have 40 gold."}, {"start": 20023.28, "end": 20036.48, "text": " Okay, I leveled up some random shit."}, {"start": 20036.48, "end": 20037.48, "text": " My cauldron?"}, {"start": 20037.48, "end": 20039.6, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 20039.6, "end": 20043.239999999998, "text": " My archers did do the most damage that game."}, {"start": 20043.239999999998, "end": 20045.8, "text": " I guess that makes sense, but..."}, {"start": 20045.8, "end": 20047.559999999998, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 20047.559999999998, "end": 20052.039999999997, "text": " I really need Procreate ASAP."}, {"start": 20052.04, "end": 20058.96, "text": " okay so I can get more ogres because they are scaled I just only have three of"}, {"start": 20058.96, "end": 20069.600000000002, "text": " them there it is skippy come on come on you can't be going under the desk anymore"}, {"start": 20069.600000000002, "end": 20073.320000000003, "text": " I don't know why these cables are so loose, but this is a problem"}, {"start": 20094.280000000002, "end": 20096.280000000002, "text": " He's gonna stay right there"}, {"start": 20096.28, "end": 20101.28, "text": " He's scared. Yeah, it's really loud thunder right now."}, {"start": 20101.28, "end": 20104.28, "text": " Alright, that's a lot of ogres."}, {"start": 20104.28, "end": 20109.28, "text": " They just died instantly. What the flying fuck just happened."}, {"start": 20109.28, "end": 20113.28, "text": " Okay, clone."}, {"start": 20113.28, "end": 20117.28, "text": " Doubles healing on you invisibility register."}, {"start": 20120.28, "end": 20122.28, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 20126.28, "end": 20145.8, "text": " Forrest now gives another 1% HP."}, {"start": 20145.8, "end": 20149.239999999998, "text": " I mean that's actually pretty valuable."}, {"start": 20149.239999999998, "end": 20154.0, "text": " Considering this does 6% an hour, it'll actually do 9%."}, {"start": 20154.0, "end": 20161.0, "text": " And then there's this one as well, and they're all level 3, so they give 2% 3 times, so now it's 3% 3 times."}, {"start": 20163.22, "end": 20164.58, "text": " Let's get these defenders leveled up."}, {"start": 20166.46, "end": 20167.5, "text": " They're level fucking 2."}, {"start": 20167.96, "end": 20169.32, "text": " They've got 800 HP now."}, {"start": 20180.64, "end": 20182.08, "text": " I'll take it pro-create, thank god."}, {"start": 20182.08, "end": 20186.160000000003, "text": " Uh, Damage 6."}, {"start": 20186.160000000003, "end": 20193.84, "text": " And these ogres are just not doing that great, let's get more of them, I guess."}, {"start": 20193.84, "end": 20200.760000000002, "text": " Dude, this guy's actually just shooting me."}, {"start": 20200.760000000002, "end": 20208.24, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20208.24, "end": 20216.16, "text": " Scaling on ogre is too late sadly seems like it really seems like it"}, {"start": 20217.600000000002, "end": 20219.600000000002, "text": " Try again"}, {"start": 20228.16, "end": 20234.08, "text": " Try other classes, I don't really want to right now because I'm just trying to remember the game all together"}, {"start": 20238.24, "end": 20243.24, "text": " Where do I want to put my tr- Honestly, back there's not bad."}, {"start": 20243.24, "end": 20247.24, "text": " Yeah, that's fine."}, {"start": 20247.24, "end": 20253.24, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 20253.24, "end": 20258.24, "text": " I do remember I think Druid was the hardest character for me to win on in the campaign."}, {"start": 20258.24, "end": 20263.24, "text": " I couldn't fucking do it."}, {"start": 20268.24, "end": 20270.24, "text": " No shrooms, yep."}, {"start": 20275.440000000002, "end": 20280.960000000003, "text": " I don't like elves. I think elves are horrible. In fact, I think all the units of Druid is bad."}, {"start": 20282.16, "end": 20284.16, "text": " They're all bad."}, {"start": 20287.2, "end": 20292.0, "text": " Elves, boars, forests is an instant win. Is it? Okay. Elves, boars, forests,"}, {"start": 20292.72, "end": 20294.320000000003, "text": " instant win."}, {"start": 20294.32, "end": 20299.68, "text": " I hear that. Elves in the middle. Sure. We'll put boars right here and we'll start foresting them."}, {"start": 20306.88, "end": 20308.72, "text": " I don't want to touch my clone. Fuck these guys."}, {"start": 20314.56, "end": 20316.48, "text": " I don't understand how he has so many units."}, {"start": 20320.48, "end": 20320.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20354.32, "end": 20360.84, "text": " Hi, Luce."}, {"start": 20360.84, "end": 20367.2, "text": " Let's do more procreating, I guess."}, {"start": 20367.2, "end": 20370.92, "text": " The carves and the plots will level up in the year of the prophecy."}, {"start": 20370.92, "end": 20372.92, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 20372.92, "end": 20378.64, "text": " Okay, more procreation."}, {"start": 20378.64, "end": 20379.64, "text": " Lots of elves."}, {"start": 20379.64, "end": 20384.16, "text": " Oh, I went against another druid and I won instantly."}, {"start": 20384.16, "end": 20410.16, "text": " What is this, I swear it's bugging out."}, {"start": 20410.16, "end": 20424.72, "text": " Just do auto. If I remember correctly, auto is horrible."}, {"start": 20424.72, "end": 20431.16, "text": " Melee tank that deals area damage gains HP for each tome used."}, {"start": 20431.16, "end": 20438.16, "text": " allies attack damage based on its own damage."}, {"start": 20442.2, "end": 20445.04, "text": " This king is absolutely trash, literally anyone is better."}, {"start": 20445.04, "end": 20446.04, "text": " Excellent sentence."}, {"start": 20446.04, "end": 20450.92, "text": " Need more forest now, only need forest, get boar HP super high, want shields from nomad,"}, {"start": 20450.92, "end": 20454.24, "text": " all other cards are trash."}, {"start": 20454.24, "end": 20455.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20455.84, "end": 20467.34, "text": " sentences coming in."}, {"start": 20467.34, "end": 20471.84, "text": " There's the heel."}, {"start": 20471.84, "end": 20472.84, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 20472.84, "end": 20477.84, "text": " Adds five procreate cards to your hand."}, {"start": 20477.84, "end": 20480.98, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 20480.98, "end": 20483.420000000002, "text": " How many units does a spire heal?"}, {"start": 20483.420000000002, "end": 20485.54, "text": " Heals your units that are closest to death?"}, {"start": 20485.54, "end": 20497.7, "text": " many though? Because like I feel like this might not be good in that case. Okay, how"}, {"start": 20497.7, "end": 20500.02, "text": " How many do we have here?"}, {"start": 20500.02, "end": 20504.940000000002, "text": " 15, 21."}, {"start": 20504.940000000002, "end": 20520.9, "text": " Well, looks like I'm committed to elf bores."}, {"start": 20520.9, "end": 20541.02, "text": " Scaling the boards here."}, {"start": 20541.02, "end": 20544.9, "text": " Farm could be good here."}, {"start": 20544.9, "end": 20550.140000000003, "text": " Yeah, we'll take farm."}, {"start": 20550.14, "end": 20554.14, "text": " 42 boars, 39 archers, put a farm..."}, {"start": 20557.14, "end": 20559.14, "text": " ...here, I guess?"}, {"start": 20581.02, "end": 20586.92, "text": " Every year has a 50% chance of duplicating an enchantment of one adjacent troop"}, {"start": 20591.239999999998, "end": 20593.239999999998, "text": " What enchantments do I even have?"}, {"start": 20599.1, "end": 20607.72, "text": " Okay farm can be good because I could put farm next to my boars, but then I'll have two level two farms"}, {"start": 20610.14, "end": 20613.14, "text": " Yeah, screw it. Let's do that."}, {"start": 20618.14, "end": 20619.14, "text": " And no level."}, {"start": 20621.14, "end": 20622.14, "text": " Static here."}, {"start": 20623.14, "end": 20624.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20633.14, "end": 20635.14, "text": " God, auto is so fucking bad."}, {"start": 20640.14, "end": 20650.739999999998, "text": " Guys, what is the attack cooldown?"}, {"start": 20650.739999999998, "end": 20652.42, "text": " I need attack speed so bad."}, {"start": 20652.42, "end": 20657.38, "text": " It's insane."}, {"start": 20657.38, "end": 20659.5, "text": " I also probably want a spire."}, {"start": 20659.5, "end": 20678.58, "text": " Let's put the spire down."}, {"start": 20678.58, "end": 20680.26, "text": " Snacks out the forest."}, {"start": 20680.26, "end": 20681.26, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 20681.26, "end": 20683.22, "text": " Oh my god, I already had a forest."}, {"start": 20683.22, "end": 20684.22, "text": " That was wasted."}, {"start": 20684.22, "end": 20685.22, "text": " That's dumb."}, {"start": 20685.22, "end": 20707.22, "text": " I guess maybe I'll get another force up there eventually."}, {"start": 20707.22, "end": 20731.100000000002, "text": " I don't think I'm able to hurt his base until I kill the wall."}, {"start": 20731.100000000002, "end": 20732.100000000002, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 20732.100000000002, "end": 20741.02, "text": " Excellent, two level two farms now."}, {"start": 20741.02, "end": 20748.02, "text": " my elves to two?"}, {"start": 20748.02, "end": 20772.14, "text": " It's time to throw in units, gain a unit whenever an adjacent card gains one."}, {"start": 20772.14, "end": 20776.02, "text": " Gain a unit whenever an adjacent card gains one, okay?"}, {"start": 20776.02, "end": 20780.02, "text": " Slow the enemy's movement and attack speed. Okay, we take that."}, {"start": 20780.02, "end": 20781.02, "text": " Frost."}, {"start": 20781.02, "end": 20800.58, "text": " 4's are level 2, so we'll level that."}, {"start": 20800.58, "end": 20802.34, "text": " Fuse Zyre myself, I don't need that."}, {"start": 20802.34, "end": 20807.58, "text": " Doubles critical damage, increase the damage of all your units and towers by 9 free re-rolls."}, {"start": 20807.58, "end": 20815.02, "text": " I'm going to reroll, gain 5, procreate, eh."}, {"start": 20815.02, "end": 20828.140000000003, "text": " Doubles the maximum HP of all troops."}, {"start": 20828.140000000003, "end": 20835.260000000002, "text": " Three random plots, those are probably the worst locations that could have gone."}, {"start": 20835.260000000002, "end": 20860.38, "text": " I mean, I guess maybe if I get Earthworks, it'll be fine."}, {"start": 20860.38, "end": 20864.120000000003, "text": " Dragons and some of the powerful single strike dragons gets one of them stronger each time"}, {"start": 20864.12, "end": 20881.719999999998, "text": " a plot is destroyed. Interesting. Adds 5 damage or plus 5% damage. We'll take the plus 5 dam."}, {"start": 20884.6, "end": 20890.36, "text": " I need attack speed, so I think I go here. I might be able to get a spire for my archers,"}, {"start": 20890.36, "end": 20892.36, "text": " I can only hope plus five bam"}, {"start": 20902.0, "end": 20908.04, "text": " I fucking lost oh, I just straight up lose completely"}, {"start": 20908.04, "end": 20920.440000000002, "text": " Huh, I don't know that one guy said it was a free win as long as I just keep leveling"}, {"start": 20920.440000000002, "end": 20930.48, "text": " forests and get boars and I don't know how'd I lose?"}, {"start": 20930.48, "end": 20933.04, "text": " tower build is bullshit. It really seems like it, huh?"}, {"start": 20954.16, "end": 20956.64, "text": " Don't know what character to play. I guess I'll try the basic dude."}, {"start": 20956.64, "end": 20959.64, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20959.64, "end": 20961.92, "text": " Okay, we'll take some rainbow cards."}, {"start": 20961.92, "end": 20965.16, "text": " All troops, frozen attack speed base is 10% increased stats."}, {"start": 20965.16, "end": 20967.76, "text": " Plus one royal decree option."}, {"start": 20967.76, "end": 20972.92, "text": " Scout towers shoot one extra arrow."}, {"start": 20972.92, "end": 20974.52, "text": " Towers start with plus 10% damage."}, {"start": 20974.52, "end": 20975.52, "text": " Let's just towers."}, {"start": 20975.52, "end": 20978.04, "text": " There's tower sweating."}, {"start": 20978.04, "end": 20985.04, "text": " You spam towers and you win with that."}, {"start": 20985.04, "end": 20997.16, "text": " Let's try it."}, {"start": 20997.16, "end": 21012.68, "text": " I don't have a lot of perks, but whatever."}, {"start": 21012.68, "end": 21016.68, "text": " What does my base do? I forget. I don't know. Play."}, {"start": 21023.68, "end": 21027.68, "text": " Pearl's a stone projectile at your enemies."}, {"start": 21027.68, "end": 21030.68, "text": " I'm gonna throw this bitch in the fucking corner."}, {"start": 21030.68, "end": 21034.68, "text": " Soldier, farm, steelcoat. Okay, not a single tower."}, {"start": 21034.68, "end": 21037.68, "text": " Just start out. Love that for me."}, {"start": 21042.68, "end": 21045.74, "text": " If you're going to do board build, you have to hard commit to force and procreates."}, {"start": 21045.74, "end": 21047.9, "text": " Level plots around- shh, stop talking."}, {"start": 21053.5, "end": 21054.86, "text": " Put a soldier down."}, {"start": 21057.7, "end": 21058.82, "text": " Farm, sure."}, {"start": 21061.46, "end": 21062.82, "text": " Blacksmith, sure."}, {"start": 21068.94, "end": 21070.78, "text": " Like, my fucking thing isn't working."}, {"start": 21070.78, "end": 21073.18, "text": " Oh wait, I'm not through it anymore."}, {"start": 21073.18, "end": 21075.78, "text": " Alright, fuck this, you can go on auto."}, {"start": 21075.78, "end": 21077.78, "text": " I ain't aiming that."}, {"start": 21100.78, "end": 21113.379999999997, "text": " Single target tower gains 0.5% attack speed for each gold that you earn."}, {"start": 21113.379999999997, "end": 21116.46, "text": " I'm gonna get it a fucking dispenser."}, {"start": 21116.46, "end": 21117.46, "text": " Screw it."}, {"start": 21117.46, "end": 21141.98, "text": " I don't see how I'll throw it right here."}, {"start": 21141.98, "end": 21143.5, "text": " How much do they pay you to look emo?"}, {"start": 21143.5, "end": 21144.5, "text": " A lot."}, {"start": 21149.0, "end": 21150.5, "text": " Dude, what are your messages?"}, {"start": 21152.84, "end": 21154.28, "text": " He has a touch grass icon."}, {"start": 21154.28, "end": 21156.42, "text": " Why is your offline chat cooler than your raffle?"}, {"start": 21156.42, "end": 21158.38, "text": " Man's can't spell."}, {"start": 21158.38, "end": 21160.18, "text": " How much do they pay you to look emo?"}, {"start": 21160.18, "end": 21161.1, "text": " Are you a human?"}, {"start": 21167.98, "end": 21169.18, "text": " Should we start a plot?"}, {"start": 21169.18, "end": 21174.18, "text": " 3 random tome cards."}, {"start": 21174.18, "end": 21177.18, "text": " Uhh..."}, {"start": 21177.18, "end": 21181.18, "text": " I think I re-roll this."}, {"start": 21181.18, "end": 21185.18, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 21199.18, "end": 21202.02, "text": " I don't like any of these."}, {"start": 21202.02, "end": 21204.02, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 21204.02, "end": 21207.06, "text": " Destroy is a random plot."}, {"start": 21207.06, "end": 21211.66, "text": " Okay, I need to leave these plots empty."}, {"start": 21211.66, "end": 21212.66, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 21212.66, "end": 21213.66, "text": " What do I want to destroy?"}, {"start": 21213.66, "end": 21216.260000000002, "text": " Do I destroy my fucking farm?"}, {"start": 21216.260000000002, "end": 21217.260000000002, "text": " Screw it."}, {"start": 21217.260000000002, "end": 21222.5, "text": " Fuck the farm."}, {"start": 21222.5, "end": 21225.22, "text": " Destroy's target plot to level up two random other plots."}, {"start": 21225.22, "end": 21226.7, "text": " Jesus, fuck."}, {"start": 21226.7, "end": 21227.7, "text": " Shields."}, {"start": 21227.7, "end": 21234.12, "text": " I don't really like any of these things here."}, {"start": 21234.12, "end": 21238.74, "text": " I want gold."}, {"start": 21238.74, "end": 21239.74, "text": " It's buffing your soldiers."}, {"start": 21239.74, "end": 21242.66, "text": " I'm aware, but I don't care about my soldiers long term."}, {"start": 21242.66, "end": 21251.100000000002, "text": " I don't even want to put shields on them because I'm going to get rid of them."}, {"start": 21251.100000000002, "end": 21252.58, "text": " Maybe I shouldn't though because they're scaling."}, {"start": 21252.58, "end": 21256.38, "text": " They do three damage."}, {"start": 21256.38, "end": 21258.38, "text": " That's a whole lot of fuckin' nothing."}, {"start": 21267.38, "end": 21270.38, "text": " Alright, looks like I'm committed. We're gonna keep him steelcoat."}, {"start": 21270.38, "end": 21272.38, "text": " Have all that. Level this guy up."}, {"start": 21286.38, "end": 21298.14, "text": " This could be good, but they won't really, oh no, they won't do anything, gives you three"}, {"start": 21298.14, "end": 21299.74, "text": " gold at the end of every year."}, {"start": 21299.74, "end": 21304.18, "text": " I think I want vault."}, {"start": 21304.18, "end": 21307.5, "text": " I think I vault here."}, {"start": 21307.5, "end": 21314.22, "text": " No, I think I vault here."}, {"start": 21314.22, "end": 21321.22, "text": " And then I'm gonna Earthworks it and I'll put it back down again."}, {"start": 21321.22, "end": 21327.74, "text": " Oh shit, I'm dead."}, {"start": 21327.74, "end": 21329.940000000002, "text": " Scout Tower?"}, {"start": 21329.940000000002, "end": 21333.54, "text": " Eh."}, {"start": 21333.54, "end": 21338.98, "text": " Actually Scout Tower could possibly be good here."}, {"start": 21338.98, "end": 21344.579999999998, "text": " I do have that one perk."}, {"start": 21344.579999999998, "end": 21347.7, "text": " Castle hits now, leave a trail of fire on the ground until when it was particular stores"}, {"start": 21347.7, "end": 21349.02, "text": " all your lost lives."}, {"start": 21349.02, "end": 21354.94, "text": " All troops in the field now have the same damage as your strongest troops' current damage."}, {"start": 21354.94, "end": 21357.94, "text": " Your support buildings apply their effect one additional time."}, {"start": 21357.94, "end": 21360.54, "text": " That'd be my blacksmith."}, {"start": 21360.54, "end": 21372.84, "text": " I kind of want to roll just to see what the fuck else I might just blacksmith again first"}, {"start": 21372.84, "end": 21379.84, "text": " of all let's do this first works bang paladin would have been great like that's I would"}, {"start": 21379.84, "end": 21383.98, "text": " have loved to get rid of these soldiers and take the paladin considering I have blacksmith"}, {"start": 21383.98, "end": 21407.94, "text": " here right? Or actually, how it in here? Wait, that's wrong. How do I undo? How do I undo?"}, {"start": 21407.94, "end": 21409.94, "text": " I wanted to put the powder in here in the middle. Oh my god."}, {"start": 21437.94, "end": 21466.18, "text": " I don't even know where my lives are castle, archer, level up a target plot, or just level"}, {"start": 21466.18, "end": 21484.54, "text": " up. Okay we're gonna buy the paladin here. Honestly, leave. And then paladin goes there."}, {"start": 21484.54, "end": 21493.98, "text": " Blacksmith goes there. Okay now I've got a pretty decent setup. Yeah I don't know how"}, {"start": 21493.98, "end": 21497.02, "text": " How many lives I have left like to lose or whatever?"}, {"start": 21501.66, "end": 21503.98, "text": " Those are units that are closest to death during battle."}, {"start": 21503.98, "end": 21504.98, "text": " I have one?"}, {"start": 21504.98, "end": 21505.98, "text": " Where do y'all see it?"}, {"start": 21506.98, "end": 21508.98, "text": " It's top left of the base."}, {"start": 21508.98, "end": 21510.98, "text": " Oh, it's this shit. Okay."}, {"start": 21513.98, "end": 21514.98, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21518.98, "end": 21519.98, "text": " Yeah, fuck."}, {"start": 21519.98, "end": 21530.98, "text": " I'm gonna level my blacksmith, I guess."}, {"start": 21530.98, "end": 21545.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21545.3, "end": 21546.3, "text": " Steel coat."}, {"start": 21546.3, "end": 21551.38, "text": " Honestly, I'm just going to level up my Black Slip again."}, {"start": 21551.38, "end": 21565.62, "text": " I'm just ramping these guys."}, {"start": 21565.62, "end": 21567.78, "text": " Beacon or Vault?"}, {"start": 21567.78, "end": 21568.78, "text": " Beacon could go."}, {"start": 21568.78, "end": 21569.78, "text": " Oh man, where would I..."}, {"start": 21569.78, "end": 21572.98, "text": " I wouldn't be able to buff its attack speed quite yet."}, {"start": 21572.98, "end": 21590.94, "text": " Yeah, another vault could be good, just make some fucking money, I'm not gonna level it"}, {"start": 21590.94, "end": 21596.899999999998, "text": " up, I'm just gonna fucking double vault back there, because whenever I make gold this gains"}, {"start": 21596.9, "end": 21606.38, "text": " attack speed. So it's got attack speed handled. It's got damage handled too. That gun is ramping"}, {"start": 21606.38, "end": 21626.5, "text": " hard. Fuck it. I'm just gonna steelcoat these guys considering they're not that tanky. Farm."}, {"start": 21626.5, "end": 21631.82, "text": " We'll get more of these guys."}, {"start": 21631.82, "end": 21660.02, "text": " Inspire to heal these dudes could be nice."}, {"start": 21660.02, "end": 21662.72, "text": " Destroy his target plot and gives you three random tome cards."}, {"start": 21662.72, "end": 21664.22, "text": " Destroy the target plot."}, {"start": 21664.22, "end": 21675.02, "text": " Honestly, I think I'm just going to play these archers and then I'll destroy it later."}, {"start": 21675.02, "end": 21685.22, "text": " I think I lose, GG."}, {"start": 21685.22, "end": 21690.98, "text": " I got, like, dead fucking last."}, {"start": 21690.98, "end": 21697.74, "text": " God, that wall was just impossible to get through, and you just die."}, {"start": 21697.74, "end": 21703.58, "text": " I'll try one more, but, God."}, {"start": 21703.58, "end": 21728.260000000002, "text": " start with plus one steel coat."}, {"start": 21728.260000000002, "end": 21729.260000000002, "text": " He passed on two scout towers."}, {"start": 21729.260000000002, "end": 21730.86, "text": " Yeah, I didn't care about him."}, {"start": 21730.86, "end": 21738.940000000002, "text": " They didn't really scale as well as I wanted them to."}, {"start": 21738.940000000002, "end": 21740.66, "text": " Once again, soldier start cringe."}, {"start": 21740.66, "end": 21766.579999999998, "text": " Well, gamer, since you're so locked in and watching, I would expect you to have noticed"}, {"start": 21766.58, "end": 21773.58, "text": " that I just took that perk out, that one single scout tower perk that I had."}, {"start": 21784.58, "end": 21787.58, "text": " I mean, do I fucking try this bullshit again?"}, {"start": 21787.58, "end": 21789.58, "text": " This Spencer?"}, {"start": 21792.58, "end": 21795.58, "text": " I mean, it's asking me to do it."}, {"start": 21796.58, "end": 21798.58, "text": " Throw it there."}, {"start": 21806.58, "end": 21810.58, "text": " I really don't think there's any good perks I can get from this guy."}, {"start": 21816.58, "end": 21822.58, "text": " Area damage turret every year. Sacrifice an adjacent unit per level to gain plus two damage."}, {"start": 21822.58, "end": 21827.820000000003, "text": " Runs towards them and it explodes."}, {"start": 21827.820000000003, "end": 21832.58, "text": " If an adjacent unit dies, all these are bad."}, {"start": 21832.58, "end": 21837.940000000002, "text": " I'm just going to take Castle and level it up."}, {"start": 21837.940000000002, "end": 21844.06, "text": " If you have a troop card on the target plots by the year, the double is the number of units."}, {"start": 21844.06, "end": 21846.940000000002, "text": " Okay, so I should put some units here."}, {"start": 21846.94, "end": 21864.94, "text": " If I get like a Paladin or something, I don't know."}, {"start": 21864.94, "end": 21869.42, "text": " Day 18, I have 1 million HP and 56,000 HP Paladins."}, {"start": 21869.42, "end": 21870.94, "text": " Are you playing online?"}, {"start": 21870.94, "end": 21871.94, "text": " Day 18?"}, {"start": 21900.94, "end": 21921.84, "text": " Okay, doubles all stats of all level 1 troops, every poison is played twice, discard your"}, {"start": 21921.84, "end": 21928.66, "text": " current hand, gives you one copy of each of your king's cards."}, {"start": 21928.66, "end": 21934.66, "text": " of my Kings cards? I don't give a fuck about my Kings cards. Maybe I'd get Paladin though?"}, {"start": 21941.66, "end": 21943.66, "text": " I think I'd get Paladin. Yeah, fuck yeah I do."}, {"start": 21944.66, "end": 21945.66, "text": " Okay, bang."}, {"start": 21947.66, "end": 21948.66, "text": " Okay, level up farm."}, {"start": 21948.66, "end": 21960.3, "text": " So, on this, if you have a troop card on the target plot, it doubles their units, so I"}, {"start": 21960.3, "end": 21967.34, "text": " want to get as many paladins on this as I can ASAP."}, {"start": 21967.34, "end": 21969.22, "text": " Something that I leveled this again, actually."}, {"start": 21969.22, "end": 21976.66, "text": " I might even put a blacksmith right here as well."}, {"start": 21976.66, "end": 21992.46, "text": " there archers cringe level that soldier sure level that too they're ramping"}, {"start": 21992.46, "end": 22001.7, "text": " archer top right you mean here I'm thinking I put do I want archers there"}, {"start": 22001.7, "end": 22003.7, "text": " I feel like they just fucking die"}, {"start": 22010.66, "end": 22012.86, "text": " Scout tower I'm looking to just sacrifice"}, {"start": 22016.100000000002, "end": 22018.100000000002, "text": " I guess it does double there"}, {"start": 22018.98, "end": 22021.98, "text": " But it's like is it gonna be that valuable for the archers"}, {"start": 22023.260000000002, "end": 22025.260000000002, "text": " Fuck it fine"}, {"start": 22026.420000000002, "end": 22028.420000000002, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 22028.420000000002, "end": 22037.100000000002, "text": " I've actually got tanks, melee DPS, and ranged DPS now."}, {"start": 22037.100000000002, "end": 22038.100000000002, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 22038.100000000002, "end": 22041.100000000002, "text": " Okay, another vault."}, {"start": 22041.100000000002, "end": 22047.02, "text": " Just level this guy up."}, {"start": 22047.02, "end": 22052.02, "text": " More money."}, {"start": 22052.02, "end": 22057.02, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 22057.02, "end": 22062.02, "text": " So wait, this is where the mothership is by the way."}, {"start": 22062.02, "end": 22065.02, "text": " Okay, I do attack it there."}, {"start": 22065.02, "end": 22069.02, "text": " Castle, when this building reaches level 3, level up all your plots."}, {"start": 22069.02, "end": 22074.02, "text": " Ooh, concubator could be really good, let's take it."}, {"start": 22074.02, "end": 22080.02, "text": " Unit gains 1% damage whenever any plot levels up, okay."}, {"start": 22080.02, "end": 22085.02, "text": " Move target plot, destroy the plot, level up adjacent."}, {"start": 22085.02, "end": 22089.66, "text": " This is also really good."}, {"start": 22089.66, "end": 22092.7, "text": " We want sacrifice."}, {"start": 22092.7, "end": 22095.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22095.62, "end": 22106.9, "text": " So, scout tower here."}, {"start": 22106.9, "end": 22128.780000000002, "text": " it. Wasted, wasted. Oh no. This doesn't do anything yet. Powdons are currently level"}, {"start": 22128.78, "end": 22147.02, "text": " one so doesn't do shit, just level the castle."}, {"start": 22147.02, "end": 22149.94, "text": " Take a wild card."}, {"start": 22149.94, "end": 22173.26, "text": " that down, start leveling this fucker. Meet his touch on 31.7 DPS, 30, or no, 8.7. 5.6,"}, {"start": 22173.260000000002, "end": 22176.460000000003, "text": " I see. Who's getting all the killing blows here?"}, {"start": 22179.500000000004, "end": 22182.22, "text": " I feel like my Paladins are going to be really good once I get them."}, {"start": 22197.100000000002, "end": 22199.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I may as such I'm Paladins. I think it's going to be better."}, {"start": 22203.260000000002, "end": 22209.260000000002, "text": " Oh, they're so fucking slow, though."}, {"start": 22209.260000000002, "end": 22212.260000000002, "text": " Carnage."}, {"start": 22212.260000000002, "end": 22216.260000000002, "text": " Unit explodes when killed, dealing 10% area damage, okay?"}, {"start": 22216.260000000002, "end": 22226.260000000002, "text": " But that impalids."}, {"start": 22226.260000000002, "end": 22228.260000000002, "text": " So far I'm kind of owning"}, {"start": 22233.22, "end": 22236.300000000003, "text": " I guess to Spencer well fuck wait is it already maxed out"}, {"start": 22237.18, "end": 22239.38, "text": " Please don't be maxed out. Oh my god. It isn't okay"}, {"start": 22239.88, "end": 22244.36, "text": " It'll be wasted because I'm gonna level this fucker up and then it'll be three. Oh"}, {"start": 22246.660000000003, "end": 22248.660000000003, "text": " I'm an idiot"}, {"start": 22253.22, "end": 22255.22, "text": " I think I just sell it make money"}, {"start": 22256.260000000002, "end": 22260.920000000002, "text": " You could regress it."}, {"start": 22260.920000000002, "end": 22263.500000000004, "text": " I could, but selling it also just ramps it."}, {"start": 22263.500000000004, "end": 22265.920000000002, "text": " You're probably right, I should have done that."}, {"start": 22265.920000000002, "end": 22267.420000000002, "text": " Unit heals for 20 hours and damage dealt."}, {"start": 22267.420000000002, "end": 22276.18, "text": " If it just dies in battle, summons an amp."}, {"start": 22276.18, "end": 22279.500000000004, "text": " If an adjacent unit dies in battle, summons an imp to fight."}, {"start": 22279.500000000004, "end": 22280.500000000004, "text": " Oh, it's a building."}, {"start": 22280.500000000004, "end": 22281.500000000004, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 22281.5, "end": 22286.5, "text": " Do vampirism on the paladins."}, {"start": 22290.5, "end": 22295.5, "text": " Paladins are having a really good time now that I got the baby boom or whatever."}, {"start": 22297.5, "end": 22299.5, "text": " Vault over invests."}, {"start": 22300.5, "end": 22302.5, "text": " It's level three already."}, {"start": 22302.5, "end": 22304.5, "text": " Reroll it."}, {"start": 22311.5, "end": 22330.92, "text": " I need more."}, {"start": 22330.92, "end": 22333.24, "text": " When do I get a new plot?"}, {"start": 22333.24, "end": 22338.56, "text": " Okay, I expand my kingdom here."}, {"start": 22338.56, "end": 22343.32, "text": " So I'm thinking I take Vault just to put it there when the time comes."}, {"start": 22343.32, "end": 22346.280000000002, "text": " Double the stats of all level 1 troops, no."}, {"start": 22346.280000000002, "end": 22347.4, "text": " Discards your current hand."}, {"start": 22347.4, "end": 22357.2, "text": " Your first reroll in every encounter gives you plus 10 gold instead of taking it."}, {"start": 22357.2, "end": 22359.440000000002, "text": " This is plus 10 gold per day, is it not?"}, {"start": 22359.440000000002, "end": 22362.04, "text": " Wouldn't that be huge for my turret?"}, {"start": 22362.04, "end": 22366.16, "text": " Aren't your pallies level 1?"}, {"start": 22366.16, "end": 22372.7, "text": " Oh my god, they are so are my archers"}, {"start": 22378.52, "end": 22380.52, "text": " That's pretty good"}, {"start": 22383.92, "end": 22386.8, "text": " But they're gonna level eventually yeah, but it doubles the stats and"}, {"start": 22387.64, "end": 22392.16, "text": " This gives 2% attack damage to a Jason troops. So like it would just start ramping up"}, {"start": 22392.16, "end": 22400.16, "text": " Actually, I don't know how it works. Does it do 2% attack damage of its base or 2% increase attack damage of where it's currently?"}, {"start": 22400.16, "end": 22402.16, "text": " So it's like, multiplicative or whatever."}, {"start": 22407.16, "end": 22409.16, "text": " Current. So..."}, {"start": 22411.16, "end": 22413.16, "text": " Yeah, that's kind of insane."}, {"start": 22413.16, "end": 22417.16, "text": " Doubling them up right now just ramps them so much faster."}, {"start": 22418.16, "end": 22420.16, "text": " That's so good right now, actually."}, {"start": 22422.16, "end": 22432.44, "text": " I guess I level the blacksmith, or do I level up this?"}, {"start": 22432.44, "end": 22434.56, "text": " Let's level up the concubator."}, {"start": 22434.56, "end": 22441.84, "text": " I need one more of those fuckers, and then all my shit levels up once, which is huge."}, {"start": 22441.84, "end": 22448.4, "text": " Uh, vampirism, I guess."}, {"start": 22448.4, "end": 22473.2, "text": " I need to re-roll and get that level up bullshit here we go thank god"}, {"start": 22478.4, "end": 22486.480000000003, "text": " Where do I want to unlock? I'm thinking here."}, {"start": 22486.48, "end": 22512.3, "text": " Okay, well, all right, uh, so now I need to level this fucker up, dang."}, {"start": 22512.3, "end": 22516.059999999998, "text": " Now I need to destroy this at some point."}, {"start": 22516.059999999998, "end": 22524.34, "text": " Wait, brings plot 1 level but retains all its current stats and effects."}, {"start": 22524.34, "end": 22530.42, "text": " If I regress it and then level it again, would that work?"}, {"start": 22530.42, "end": 22533.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22533.62, "end": 22534.62, "text": " It's broken."}, {"start": 22534.62, "end": 22535.62, "text": " That's what I'm looking at."}, {"start": 22535.62, "end": 22536.62, "text": " It's fucking broken now."}, {"start": 22536.62, "end": 22537.62, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 22537.62, "end": 22541.219999999998, "text": " So I need to destroy this with an Earthworks, ideally."}, {"start": 22541.22, "end": 22544.22, "text": " For now, I guess I just put down a fucking vault."}, {"start": 22549.920000000002, "end": 22551.920000000002, "text": " I think I win. I'm very strong."}, {"start": 22557.22, "end": 22559.22, "text": " I don't know who I want here. I'll take you, sure."}, {"start": 22571.22, "end": 22585.64, "text": " This reaches level three or build it your go back two years in time merchant in two"}, {"start": 22585.64, "end": 22610.32, "text": " days that's gonna be big"}, {"start": 22610.32, "end": 22617.76, "text": " increase targets movement speed by 200% I think haste on my paladins is also"}, {"start": 22617.76, "end": 22620.32, "text": " really big"}, {"start": 22623.96, "end": 22630.079999999998, "text": " so we're gonna adrenaline or as a paladins adrenaline paladins and haste"}, {"start": 22630.08, "end": 22643.56, "text": " the paladins. So they should be zooming. They're zooming. I want Mita's touch now."}, {"start": 22643.56, "end": 22651.320000000003, "text": " My paladins. Now they make a lot of money, they get the fuck in there fast as hell."}, {"start": 22651.32, "end": 22659.0, "text": " Look at that money they're making."}, {"start": 22659.0, "end": 22662.76, "text": " I guess I'll still coat my paladins."}, {"start": 22662.76, "end": 22663.76, "text": " Wallmaker..."}, {"start": 22663.76, "end": 22664.76, "text": " What did you do?"}, {"start": 22664.76, "end": 22666.88, "text": " I need to sacrifice some shit."}, {"start": 22666.88, "end": 22669.239999999998, "text": " So I need to get rid of this fucker."}, {"start": 22669.239999999998, "end": 22674.84, "text": " I don't need another concubator."}, {"start": 22674.84, "end": 22676.36, "text": " Build defensive walls in my kingdom."}, {"start": 22676.36, "end": 22678.52, "text": " I don't know if I care about that either."}, {"start": 22678.52, "end": 22691.920000000002, "text": " reroll? I think I want to roll that because I want magic. Earthworks. There we go. Bang."}, {"start": 22691.920000000002, "end": 22698.32, "text": " Destroy a target plot to level up two random plots. That's worth it. I should do that."}, {"start": 22698.32, "end": 22707.600000000002, "text": " Overhaul is good. 5 damage or 5% damage. Spin 30 gold to increase every stat of a plot"}, {"start": 22707.600000000002, "end": 22726.600000000002, "text": " pipe. That's big. And then leave. That's enough. Alright. Let's see here. What order"}, {"start": 22726.600000000002, "end": 22736.24, "text": " do I do? Unlocks target adjacent plots, targets, cards return to your hand up to three copies."}, {"start": 22736.24, "end": 22739.260000000002, "text": " I think if I Earthworks this, I get it back, right?"}, {"start": 22739.260000000002, "end": 22740.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I do."}, {"start": 22740.100000000002, "end": 22743.74, "text": " And then I can bang, bang, bang."}, {"start": 22745.24, "end": 22746.08, "text": " Oh, it's broken."}, {"start": 22747.24, "end": 22749.5, "text": " But now I can wild card it, bang."}, {"start": 22752.460000000003, "end": 22753.760000000002, "text": " This I just sell."}, {"start": 22755.88, "end": 22758.480000000003, "text": " And then I bang, which levels more shit up."}, {"start": 22759.640000000003, "end": 22760.88, "text": " And then on my Paladins,"}, {"start": 22760.88, "end": 22762.920000000002, "text": " I over invest them to make them stronger."}, {"start": 22766.24, "end": 22768.24, "text": " Interesting. Okay."}, {"start": 22779.480000000003, "end": 22781.960000000003, "text": " Deals your units that are closest to death. I mean..."}, {"start": 22784.440000000002, "end": 22786.960000000003, "text": " Enemies killed by the explode, dealing 20%."}, {"start": 22789.800000000003, "end": 22793.24, "text": " They'll kill by the bear. Okay, combustion I guess for my paladins."}, {"start": 22796.24, "end": 22802.24, "text": " Dude, they're so fast. They're level one. Two, by the way."}, {"start": 22802.24, "end": 22806.24, "text": " Okay, they're level three. I'm done. I forgot I leveled everything up."}, {"start": 22806.24, "end": 22808.24, "text": " What do I want now?"}, {"start": 22814.24, "end": 22816.24, "text": " Yeah, I guess I'll regress them and then level them again."}, {"start": 22816.24, "end": 22819.24, "text": " Increase the damaging range of area attacks. God Tower is bullshit."}, {"start": 22819.24, "end": 22821.24, "text": " Gives you 99 gold."}, {"start": 22821.24, "end": 22836.66, "text": " Hmm. Do I care about gold anymore? I feel like my tower doesn't matter. More plots and then"}, {"start": 22836.66, "end": 22849.54, "text": " I can buff my paladins maybe, right? So I go bang. Uh, shit. Now fucking what, actually?"}, {"start": 22849.54, "end": 22856.54, "text": " It's actually so funny just watching him zip-zoop every time he does that, he's like,"}, {"start": 22879.54, "end": 22882.72, "text": " All right, more combustion, I guess."}, {"start": 22882.72, "end": 22886.920000000002, "text": " I'm just leveling the paladins, like that's the build."}, {"start": 22886.920000000002, "end": 22892.420000000002, "text": " There's no pivoting at this point."}, {"start": 22892.420000000002, "end": 22894.0, "text": " My blacksmiths are kind of maxed out."}, {"start": 22894.0, "end": 22896.0, "text": " I guess I put another blacksmith down."}, {"start": 22924.0, "end": 22939.32, "text": " I mean, so what I'm thinking about doing is there's that one thing where like you can"}, {"start": 22939.32, "end": 22942.04, "text": " make the buffs."}, {"start": 22942.04, "end": 22944.4, "text": " You can do some weird buff shit to it."}, {"start": 22944.4, "end": 22947.4, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 22947.4, "end": 22948.4, "text": " I guess vault?"}, {"start": 22948.4, "end": 22950.96, "text": " I mean, because it's not affecting anyone?"}, {"start": 22950.96, "end": 22951.96, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 22951.96, "end": 22957.399999999998, "text": " I can destroy this blacksmith with the amplifier here and then I could double blacksmith"}, {"start": 22958.04, "end": 22961.559999999998, "text": " But I have to get that every year's duplicating champion on an adjacent troop"}, {"start": 22963.079999999998, "end": 22965.079999999998, "text": " It'd be good too"}, {"start": 22969.48, "end": 22973.16, "text": " Targets HP and damage are now equal to whichever is higher"}, {"start": 22973.16, "end": 22981.52, "text": " so"}, {"start": 22981.52, "end": 22994.66, "text": " let's see if it works how we think"}, {"start": 22994.66, "end": 23011.8, "text": " It works even better than how I thought."}, {"start": 23011.8, "end": 23021.1, "text": " So I equaled the, let me think of what happened, so I brought the damage up to the health,"}, {"start": 23021.100000000002, "end": 23029.02, "text": " which was 3000. But the way Paladin works is when it gains damage, it also gains health."}, {"start": 23029.02, "end": 23038.500000000004, "text": " So I guess that happened afterwards, so instead of being 3000, 3000, I'm now 3000, 60,000."}, {"start": 23038.5, "end": 23048.9, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 23048.9, "end": 23054.62, "text": " I don't see balance in the buffs, I don't think I can library that to happen again."}, {"start": 23054.62, "end": 23081.82, "text": " That's just a really lucky card."}, {"start": 23081.82, "end": 23082.82, "text": " No overinvesting?"}, {"start": 23082.82, "end": 23083.82, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 23083.82, "end": 23085.82, "text": " I don't think I need to care anymore"}, {"start": 23087.34, "end": 23089.579999999998, "text": " Doubles all stats of level one troops"}, {"start": 23090.64, "end": 23096.06, "text": " Unfortunately, my paladins are level three and I cannot regress them so that it's not gonna be good. I"}, {"start": 23098.5, "end": 23101.98, "text": " Mean for just for like a flat 30% increase every plot"}, {"start": 23103.26, "end": 23109.3, "text": " Gains a trip every year. I mean just plus 30% sure 90,000 HP whatever"}, {"start": 23110.34, "end": 23112.34, "text": " next"}, {"start": 23113.82, "end": 23142.82, "text": " What do I even get here like?"}, {"start": 23142.82, "end": 23157.9, "text": " Uh, plus 10% HP."}, {"start": 23157.9, "end": 23165.42, "text": " I'd love an Earthworks regression, uh, whoops."}, {"start": 23165.42, "end": 23172.579999999998, "text": " Units first hit is always critical, okay."}, {"start": 23172.58, "end": 23174.58, "text": " I just don't procreate, it's not that good."}, {"start": 23179.18, "end": 23182.38, "text": " I really want Earthworks."}, {"start": 23183.980000000003, "end": 23185.480000000003, "text": " And I will take Frost, sure."}, {"start": 23191.38, "end": 23194.38, "text": " So I just take offering to three random tome cards."}, {"start": 23194.38, "end": 23205.9, "text": " Okay, whatever, over invest, frost buff, precision buff, shields, plus Temerson health, vampirism"}, {"start": 23205.9, "end": 23223.9, "text": " buff."}, {"start": 23223.9, "end": 23229.18, "text": " the battle I can't believe I won there. The final battle, you must play all of your cards."}, {"start": 23229.18, "end": 23232.22, "text": " Okay. Sure."}, {"start": 23245.100000000002, "end": 23245.58, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 23245.58, "end": 23252.58, "text": " It's whoever kills the most."}, {"start": 23252.58, "end": 23265.58, "text": " I'm at a thousand right now."}, {"start": 23265.58, "end": 23271.58, "text": " Oh, they killed one."}, {"start": 23271.58, "end": 23273.58, "text": " I'm gonna kill him"}, {"start": 23273.58, "end": 23275.58, "text": " I'm gonna kill him"}, {"start": 23301.58, "end": 23308.58, "text": " Oh, they got me."}, {"start": 23309.58, "end": 23313.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23313.58, "end": 23319.58, "text": " I think I got first."}, {"start": 23319.58, "end": 23321.58, "text": " Oh shit, that's pretty fun."}, {"start": 23321.58, "end": 23325.58, "text": " Cool idea, Dev. I'm sure you're listening."}, {"start": 23325.58, "end": 23327.58, "text": " Well shit, that's pretty fun."}, {"start": 23327.58, "end": 23329.58, "text": " Cool idea, Dev. I'm sure you're listening."}, {"start": 23331.58, "end": 23332.58, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 23332.58, "end": 23334.58, "text": " Either way, GGs."}, {"start": 23334.58, "end": 23336.58, "text": " Alright, I will be on tomorrow."}, {"start": 23336.58, "end": 23337.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23338.58, "end": 23340.58, "text": " I don't think I will be."}, {"start": 23341.58, "end": 23343.58, "text": " No, I will not be live tomorrow, everyone."}, {"start": 23343.58, "end": 23345.58, "text": " But I will be live on Wednesday."}, {"start": 23346.58, "end": 23347.58, "text": " So, today,"}, {"start": 23348.58, "end": 23349.58, "text": " three kings,"}, {"start": 23349.58, "end": 23350.58, "text": " or nine kings,"}, {"start": 23350.58, "end": 23352.58, "text": " beat that Warcraft 3 map."}, {"start": 23352.58, "end": 23355.58, "text": " Not sure what I'll do Wednesday."}, {"start": 23355.58, "end": 23357.58, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 23357.58, "end": 23359.58, "text": " Anyway, podcast episode."}, {"start": 23359.58, "end": 23360.58, "text": " Ooh, no way."}, {"start": 23360.58, "end": 23362.58, "text": " Why not, Daddy X?"}, {"start": 23362.58, "end": 23365.58, "text": " I don't know, but that's a great sentence to end on."}, {"start": 23365.58, "end": 23366.58, "text": " Have a great night."}, {"start": 23366.58, "end": 23367.58, "text": " I'll see you guys on Wednesday."}, {"start": 23367.58, "end": 23368.58, "text": " Peace."}]}