you
Hello.
It's going to continue a 007 today, but I was browsing just the internet in general.
I was seeing Zariu is doing like hardcore Wow.
I wanted to see, I should have used YouTube this off stream.
I wanted to see how their gnome only raids were going.
gnome...
sorry you...
I feel like I need to browse the internet more off stream.
I actually don't browse it much.
So gamer, yo, terrible I'm guessing.
Well, I just checked his stream and he's alive, right?
Let me get my shit on hand camera
Agent double-o gamer. Yeah, that's me
Dark and darker arena goes live tonight. I think I don't know how many people are actually gonna be playing it
But fuck I wish I'd gear I wish I didn't I wish everything wasn't getting like fucking turbo stacked
because
the only things I'm interested in is
Is a new dark and darker arena path of exile releases legit tomorrow
I'm not really interested me I guess like story game sure, but we're talking like online. It's it
And they're both just the same fucking time did Jake respond. Oh, yeah, yes, he did so this guy from that video I
Said who is this? He said I think he's just a marketing guy
Why and I said he said he was a better juror than me in your video and he's like, oh
Yeah, probably just bait. He's some marketing dude. I don't know
Jake is probably like dude
How did that hurt chances ego so badly that he went out of his way to message me about some guy in a music
How insecure is he so I look like a fucking idiot now
That's good
I
Streamed 17 hours ago. I want someone to see how this goes. This is scolomance. How'd they do like the bosses?
Jesus fucks three hours. Hey, here we are. I died just pulled
Should be fine. You got it. Don't worry. So they do warrior double mage rogue lock
Okay, at least we cheap shot we Pauly and we Pauly
All right, and then we cheap kidney
that's pretty simple and then they just do the same thing to the guys nice shot
do I have a notepad on your lap with gaming notes not a notepad but discord
yeah actually I mean they do have a lot of DPS
makes sense okay let me skip forward I understand the trash now he
Hey, we've pulled the bus.
Let me get to the boss that like hits super these, this guy.
I guess they just shield wall, right?
And then kill him before shield wall runs out.
Zaryu and his hotel lobby background.
Dude, yeah, he really does have like a hotel lobby background.
Great.
great you do hardcore once and it's all I'm trying to keep an eye on that it is
I mean boss now I think all the big sense that you guys close theoretically I
can see how it's all done but it's so pretty cool I mean no one cares I don't
think like people are that locked into hardcore right now but I find it was
some obsessed damon you want to go in the room and stealth and kind of just
I wanna see how I do this
See if you just ban it
Let's get forward a bit
Double seconds into another note
Could probably leave him in a nova
I'd be so frustrated if I was watching this live
I couldn't arrow key, holy fuck
I mean I get it
Oh my god
I like that intercept on the internet. Don't even don't even risk it man
Maybe that power. Okay, they pull that are you a whole fucking room?
Distract the whole room, okay pull that right one sure
Still no boss. Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god another one
They're actually gonna clear the entire fucking room. I've never seen this room cleared before
I'm doing as well
Are they gonna kill X or that pull with the boss always
Damon will distract
Shut the fuck up
What happened? Yeah, we need it we diamond flask dang it. Okay
All right, let's go clear odds.
I uh, I didn't hear the distract call, so.
Yeah, I just popped it as soon as I saw it.
Would they actually like pre-pulled or whatever?
Pulled it with that ad.
Five.
Let's hope he does the pat right here.
Oh, so no one can.
What's this?
Cooled on a diamond flask, eight?
You could clear trash and come back, I mean, six minutes.
Oh my god, six minutes.
Okay, whatever.
go back to kill trash they open the store um more trash let's just kill
double go but since it's to pretty sure your lights off they are in my room it's
it's hard cuz the light on one and the other made on the other yeah you're
right yeah so that was there nice okay let's let's swap to blizzard instead
which is completely fine reanimated corpus watch out for it yeah we have this
whole room x now
Oh my god.
Zarya's being really petty.
This seems very sweaty.
Weird vibe.
I don't like this side of Zarya.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Zarya's tweaking right now.
What is this chat?
What is this?
What is he?
Didn't need to use it, but I just can they just pull the fucking boss damn say we just keep playing I mean I'm frustrated too
but God
Zara use amplify curse on Radogorne
Crazy double down. Yeah. He said it was distracted, but it was after like three seconds
But again, who cares?
Yeah, why is he being weird because he must be tired he pulled more with that blizzard
But but what happened guys? I just tuned in just send it. Why was he weird explain?
I actually get mad reading for this chat, so I don't need to...
Oh, man.
This is YouTube chat on top of that.
The rumor respawns after we kill Rallocor. No shit.
I'm gonna pull.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest it has been six minutes
No, my chat's awful too
Well, let's take cam just to crop it that much damn if they respond if they do then we just do that same pull up again
From the way she just do okay. Oh, thank you
Is it is it crops?
Oh my god.
Here we go.
Holy fuck.
I'm gonna eat now.
Okay.
Diamond Blast.
Pulling in three, two, one.
Nice.
We got him solo.
No, no, no.
Okay.
You're controlling X.
Nice.
And we're nuking.
That's looking fine for now.
Okay, the boss is stunnable.
Magic, give me a Nova on the mob right now.
Nova, Nova. Nice.
I'm stunned. Two seconds.
Keep that mob slow.
I'm burning boss.
Yep. Sighly he's coming towards you, Gary.
Yeah, I got it.
Did he shield wall?
Okay. Do you want to target him?
He's doing shield wall, it's not on cooldown, right?
He's on me, I'm fine.
Magic.
So he didn't shield wall, guys.
You got a Nova?
Do not get hit by this. Do not get hit by this.
He almost one shot my pet.
He did one shot my pet. Wow.
Don't get hit.
I have threat for some reason.
Just play it.
The voidwalker eats all the thrash stacks.
I got it. Don't worry.
I got him.
I'm good. I'm good. 100% good that he comes to me.
You guys got it.
Okay.
I'm just going to start clicking forward here.
Someone will see the boss.
the boss should be so low okay they clear the rooms yada yada yada i think the one in the
left should be easy it'll probably work and damage in i'd say gonna kill that what i mean
shouldn't as well is what the fuck do they do after this kill skill x quick because they're
at a point now they've cleared every dungeon everyone's seen it they know what it takes
it's aids but it can be done then they go to molten core they wipe or i don't know something kills
them. Then what?
Oh, I got team has still.
What's the next step?
To play World of Warcraft?
UBRS?
Okay, sure. They still have a couple of ranks.
But I'm talking like after the
Nome only
hardcore is over. Cause they will
reach that point. Then what?
Did I do Boyer only?
Like what?
Dwarf only? I don't think
I don't think there's any race that can be more difficult than gnom only.
Gnom are different.
I mean really, they don't have healers.
Get a deacrus on gnom or no?
So, race only is off the table unless they do gnome again.
He said he might do a sod challenge.
Okay, so they're gonna go to sod.
I'm gonna go.
Okay.
No, I'm just curious.
You have a gnom on you so bandage won't work.
Keep it in mind.
Get another deacrus, nice kick.
Okay.
The kiting is really bad.
I mean, keep him in position.
You shield all if you need.
Don't be afraid.
Druiid only. Druiid only.
We're target dummies. Oh my gosh.
I wonder how that would do.
We want to come to the center there, okay?
Difficult.
That was really brutal, a title like that.
Very brutal, actually.
I can't.
Rune.
Does that sound okay?
It's safe.
Oh.
We have respawns in front of us killed. I dare you to find something more difficult and wow
I'm doing right now. I'm in VR on a treadmill and I'm streaming if they do if they do we can
Just sounds miserable honestly even this what I'm looking at sounds miserable. We're gonna distract
Resist this is torture
Responds like the bottom of the stair respawn probably pretty soon here, so just keep an eye
cool let's move up to the top of the ramp this mage's name in this are you
group is and we can get on a very very close to maga card
politics in sorry you stream I can't believe it he wasn't lying all right
Let me see this shit.
Let's see this guy's self-promoting.
Shut the fuck up.
That was a reaction I was hoping to hear.
It's all the discord sounds from people joining, he's gotta ignore it.
He's Druid too, he's playing Druid, he has travel form, he's level 30, at least.
So your ass is on a mount, level 80, level 80?
You in a rash?
Yes.
I've created a video for this about a year ago, where I was not old.
I couldn't get his attention.
Someone suggested I try to contact you.
If you want to watch it, go up into the YouTube search bar and type in world of sweatcraft.
You should see it pop up.
Good for you, man.
This is good fitness promotion, I'm proud of you.
Also very autistic.
Good luck.
I'm closing this.
I don't want to hear.
conversation good luck gamer all right that looks like motion sickness I don't
know how he does that inside you're right what you're doing is harder than
this I was wrong I'm proud of you sure it shouldn't but now what's already needs
to do is are you needs to get a whole field of people like you we have we've
cleared a lot of this place Theo is dead Raz is dead rattle of course dead so they
cleared it. Oh no, they're going to the basement. Yeah, I do have tips. So all the bosses are dead
in Skullo. We're back. What the fuck? Was he running it again? So we kick, we decurse,
and then when we get poured into the room, we fight out. What? Shacks ours, we should have
waited for the mage. It's like, social. It's easier to blame someone else. The thing is,
I feel like there's actually a lot of people playing in Zaru's like race, locks, gnome, only hardcore bullshit
But there's like only 10 people who are level 60
I'm not sure the actual numbers, but I feel like just looking out here
I see all these like supporters and his guild and stuff. None of them are 60
It's not motion sickness because you're actually doing the running so it helps a ton. Okay, I'm sure it does
I got motion sickness
Playing VR games. I hate VR. I think it's awful and I think people should stop playing VR.
Give up on it.
But were you walking a little bit?
Valid opinion. I just think VR is actually so fucking far from being actually good.
I just, I hate seeing VR games with where the tech currently is, but I guess someone has to play the tech where it currently is.
I feel like the movement's fucked. I don't even know if we're ever going to get good VR.
And also, I don't feel like it's ever going to be that mainstream because not a lot of people want to actually set up VR.
And it's like a thousand something dollars? It's ridiculous. You are just lazy, but so is everyone else.
else. They are. No one likes getting in VR. I mean, shouldn't say no one, but like, I
don't see it coming mainstream. It's not. It's going to stay a very niche thing, so
niche that when you go in VR and you go in public lobbies, half the people there are
just fucking pedophiles or freaks.
I'm close, I'm close.
We're getting there.
I'm actually feeling like that lands more than Hinterland's
for Mythros, it's not bad.
All right, am I playing 007 First Light?
I was okay with it, I liked it, the game was all right.
I'm totally down to keep playing it.
I don't really have much else to do, guys, I really don't.
But if y'all don't care about it, then I don't care about it.
But if you do care about it, I'll keep playing it.
Uh, hold on, watch this.
This is a video of what Wolfs wants me to see first.
It's whatever.
Man, the thing is, before I played this, I was reading a Reddit post and God, man, people
were saying it was crazy, they hit the mark, it was the best, super good, it's okay.
That's how I feel about it, it's okay.
That's faker!
Why does this guy have time for a commercial? Get to work. Go practice.
Who are you?
What is-
I need some subtitles here.
Okay, let's go back to the beginning.
She came to me like a coincidence.
She seems to like the game.
Who are you?
Love is me, love loves my love
I don't like it
For Jimin who only played the game on mobile
Hey, don't do this
We were still going? Oh my god, this guy's spammed.
I'm going to give her my true heart, the man who says he'll do it.
I'm excited!
For Jimin, who wants to give more effects,
I'm never seen him smile like this.
For the performance of Google Playpoint, the VIP effects are more special.
Do you look like it?
Play on Play?
Do you want to do it together?
Google play
Do you like me?
So this is all mobile games, right?
From this moment on, I don't know what Google play is
It's mobile on PC
Interesting
He's gonna catch the phone. She's gonna fall. Come on, Faker.
What?
Nice.
For Jimin, who missed out on the key points.
Don't be funny!
Are you okay?
The more you play, the more special your talent is.
Hey, are you okay?
Hey, you're not even close to me!
You're not going to get caught, are you?
Play on play.
Who will play?
Hey!
I think she and I are destined to like games.
Ordered food is here.
Would you like a bite?
I'll taste it.
Yummy.
It's delicious.
I ordered and it came out.
Pc is ramen, of course.
Love it!
The unique and unique point of the game is that it's good at Google Play.
It's good from the beginning to the end.
It's even more special when it comes to Google Play.
Play on Play.
It's killing food!
I think so too.
You are still not into games?
It's not.
Why are you laughing?
I don't know what I'm saying.
It's been a while.
How have you been?
Where does laptop go?
What?
I met you in this cafe for the first time in my life.
Maybe it was the first time I saw you in the morning.
My boring days were...
I feel new.
It's getting like that.
Sunbae, you must like games.
I like to see you laugh because we can get closer to each other in the game.
Because I won, so I'm going to win.
I like to play games because I'm with you.
That's why I'm talking about Jimin.
We can do it together.
You want?
What is this?
Isn't he a faker?
A faker?
You're right, Jimin. He's a faker.
It's been a while.
What? Our team?
He's the biggest faker.
What's so important?
Why are you like this?
Hello
Oh no!
Oh!
Faker!
Stop it!
Faker
Jung Hyuk
Is it you?
Oh my god
It's me
Faker
Faker?
What about us?
No, Faker
I'm Faker
Hey
You're so good
How about me?
I'm the Faker.
Faker!
For the true self of God,
What game game are you playing?
What kind of game are you playing?
Your play must continue.
It's going to be fun!
Mobile games are also...
PC games are also...
Google Play's point is that it's a perfect pick for the top 5.
Even if it's more special, the truth about Google Play continues.
Do you want to play a game with me?
Or do you want to play a game with me?
Play or play?
Baker is a far superior duo.
It's not even a question.
Are you in are you playing PoE to your mom plan on it?
These Viki's really excited. She's like annoyed because we had nothing to do all day
And we're just sitting there like I fucking wish the season was released. There's nothing really to play
It's also a weird spot because every co-op game is you know, they're all kind of investments games that you actually care about
And so when you have something, you know two days from now, you don't want to start anything
thing. Everything is so short-turned, it's AIDS. So we're just waiting. Dark and
darker, she, I keep bringing it up and she's getting mad at me every time I
mention it. Saying, why would you mention something so fucking awful? So no, she's
never playing. I've tried in five different variations to try and get her
to log in. I even said, well babe, why don't we just play today? Because we got
nothing else to do. Like, who cares? We can enter the battle royale and it's like
you go in with no gear it doesn't matter just don't ever mention that again so we
watched an anime last night sorry my phone's blown up
fuck what's it called it's like eight episodes like magica or something there's
bunch of girls it's got some weird pito shit in it for sure but it was a small
majority. Madoka maybe? Puella? Madoka? Magica? Yeah, we watched the whole shebang. That was good.
That really narrows it down, whatever. Weird show. It was good. It was good. It was really hard to
watch, though. Slight spoiler in case you all wanted to watch it. Not the biggest, but slight
spoiler, or some would say it's huge. Dude, we had to pause multiple times because I was too high to
follow it. It was, it has time travel involved. And so as soon as you throw in time travel to any
story, it becomes extremely, usually bad. Like time travel doesn't belong in a lot of stuff. But
when it's like craft to have time travel from the beginning and like, you know, whatever,
It's a good story, but fuck it's still so hard to follow so I scratched my brain all last night
Try watching paprika whilst don't I don't even know what that is
Impressions might be able to help. Hold on
I'm falling asleep. I think my impressions might be able to help
He's doing that with his mouth?
No, that has to be fake, right?
What the fuck?
How do you even do something like that?
Oh, y'all also want to see something funny?
So the other day, Vicky and I went to Target.
And there was a thunderstorm.
It was crazy.
So bad, and it hit right as we're leaving Target.
So Vicky took some videos.
Guys, it was a bad thunderstorm.
I'm going to show y'all.
Let's download them. Fuck it.
Let me see.
I gotta find the right fucking videos here.
Maybe I can just watch them like this? Hang on.
Holy shit.
I'm just gonna download them. Yeah, download it. Here's one. There's three.
What the fuck? See that motherfucker's walking by.
What the fuck?
Okay, oh, that's me you can see me in the distance. That's me right there. Babe, that's me
I am looking for the fucking car I
Couldn't find it. I thought I could have sworn we parked over here
So but we actually like way to the fucking other well over here basically and I'm just running around up and down this way
U-turning confident that our car was there's two entrances to target
So we came out a different entrance and I didn't fucking realize and my car when you spam the lock button
It doesn't beep it doesn't beep it
Just doesn't make a sound hi. No, I'm sober. I drove. I am sober
Maybe I've lost some like fucking brain cells, but I'm getting fucked there. There's more videos
hold on look at this this is me after I'm in the car I took my shirt off because
it was completely wet I mean literally dump it in the bathtub and take it out
so I just I took it off and I threw it in the fucking back there's another video
Here we go, let's see this one.
No, hey, there it is.
I'm gonna have to take my shirt off.
I'm just gonna run and find it.
No!
I said, no!
Cause like that thing, please.
I look homeless.
I look like this man starts approaching you.
What do you do?
Fat, whatever, man.
Isn't that crazy?
Nuts.
I didn't know she was gonna film it but yeah she was just waiting under there I
said I'm gonna go grab the car and I'll bring it over yeah God that's a
billionaire oh a billionaire how you think so yeah Vicky said we should just
wait out the storm because it was scary like if you look at that one first video
I showed and look at the thunder strike
Even that guy man, dude, it was horrifying out there. Look at that
It was close and it was so loud I mean maybe you could see me in the distance, but I fucking screamed jump scared me
That's me right there I think
That little pixel moving, you can maybe-
BOOM!
Yup, I'm fucking running!
That's me!
What the fuck?
Oh, here I come again?
I'm just-
Babe!
Let's just wait it out!
Fuck!
That is so fucking funny!
Either way...
Who forgets where they park I did man was it real or was it real or was that guy making the lightning sound with his mouth, okay?
There's no way you hear her from there. No, I didn't hear shit. I
Wish she kept filming cuz I ran all the way back and then she's like babe. Let's just wait down
I like no no give me a second and I just went back out and kept running
Either way that was our target experience. It was fucking nuts
I put an air tag on my car for that exact reason. Yeah, I don't know why my fucking car when I spam
the lock button it doesn't beep it's it's really aids and I don't know how to find my car sometimes
like I don't know sometimes you park it and you don't know where the fuck you parked it I feel
are gonna high-rood me and say I'm stupid but it happens I guess air tag it
yeah it's only been two times I haven't been able to find my car that time and
another time at an airport in my old car actually I couldn't find it because I
didn't take a picture of what you know like K2 or J5 you got to take a
picture that for you leave smart I didn't do that and the battery in my
key fob died so I couldn't beep that car either use Google Maps no joke you
could be getting dementia you're right I couldn't find my car in the target
parking lot and you know what I think I should go so did you guys just not go
back into target and buy an umbrella before walking out we weren't that
smart it might be cancer could have cancer
I'm gonna play first light I'm gonna keep Q and even though I think this game
Time is mid. Whatever. We'll keep playing it.
Dementia test. Shut the fuck up.
20 questions. My loved ones forget the...
Using the key below. Answer the questions based on how strongly you agree or disagree with the statement.
My loved one forgets the words for common objects.
Not really, I'll say, I mean, my loved one becomes easily flustered by everyday problems.
So wait, this is to test Viki.
So Viki has to take this, about me.
Because someone with dementia wouldn't be able to take this.
I see.
Can we close that?
I'd lie in your test, babe. I can't do it.
I'm biased.
Oh, thanks.
Lie in what way, though?
Hmm.
I
Canceled don't ask me again ever
Practice some league bud
No, I don't think I'll be practicing league. I do have like a little tournament I'm doing I don't know if it's I don't think that's a secret
for
Tyler one or some bullshit happening I
I have no idea
T1 all-stars. Yeah, whatever that is. I told him
Like I'll do it just know that I'm horrible and then he said well
Everyone else you'll be competitive, bro. Everyone's gonna be shit. I just don't think that's gonna be true
It'll I think it's gonna be another league tournament that I go into and everyone else is fucking diamond
And they all claim to be bad
Literally nobody is shit there. They're there does not it's a 1v1 turning every player that was shit when you were shit improved
I don't improve you're not wrong I actually do not improve in League of Legends it's crazy
I don't know I fucking I can't I'm so bad at the game you have to actually care I mean I do
I do and I don't, you know.
Like I don't care long term, but I care when I'm in the game.
Do I just close this and play League?
Now y'all got me stressed out.
Oh man.
Someone said something.
Oh, what's my info?
I don't even know my info.
Okay, I do know my info.
We're good.
Uh, not now.
What account am I on?
Silver smurfer.
Excellent play.
That's me
If you spend this whole week training for the tournament both on and off stream, there's a very slight chance you won't lose first
Slight chance
Frank 2026 season 2 has begun when did this happen January 8
Why am I getting notifications like a month ago?
I am Pluto. I've got this fucking all-star tournament coming up. Apparently it's 1v1.
Is that true?
Aram mayhem. What is Aram? 10 randomly selected champions assemble on a narrow bridge. Cross
to the other side and destroy everything in your path. Huh. So, wait, what is, okay,
tell me this, what is the tournament I'm actually doing in All Stars? What is that?
actually just 1v1. 1v1 Aram, but not Mayhem. Well Mayhem just randomly selects heroes.
Right? That seems to be the difference. No, Aram is the same thing. It's first death or first to 100 CS.
Who the fuck do you play in a like what's a good champion for that look this up T1 all
All stars. Full schedule.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, upcoming week 12.
Moist critical.
XQC.
Trainwrecks.
And Jason the wean.
Uh, isn't XQC like Diamond?
I don't even know why I bother trying.
But he sucks at 1v1.
Does he?
I mean, he's better than me though, surely.
You can win.
I don't...
How good is Moist Critical?
Is Jason Ween play video games?
trainwrecks a league player? I don't know. Oh, we're the celebs by the way. Jesus Christ.
I see now. Moist is challenger. T1 has lost to Silvers and he's challenger.
Train is horrible. You beat Jason, not anyone else.
Train only plays Brand. Yeah, I know what Brand does. It's the first character I ever played in
and leak. T1 lost to Jason. I lost to T1. So, you know, what does that say? I don't know.
You like Nidalee, right? You will do amazing in 1v1. I'm not good at her, though. So, but
I guess I just got a Q ARAM. Let's just see what's up. Yay, more maps. Actually, before
I do that
A ram isn't 1v1 I
See I
Feel like I should just close this game and get back on 007
This just seems stupid as fuck
Who are the best a ram 1v1 champions in League of Legends?
Trindamere, Caitlyn, Nasus, and Aurelia.
Trindamere is banned.
Okay, so they banned Trindamere.
Darius and set. Okay.
How's Volibear?
Or, uh, who the fuck out? Lee Sin.
Is Lee Sin good at this?
Briar is good too.
Oh.
Briar's easy. Akali is really, really good.
Akali, huh?
I don't know, she got reworked.
I don't know how she works anymore.
I just remember how she used to be.
Akali is banned as well.
Olaf is your IQ level and good.
Olaf.
What do you mean by my IQ?
Let's see.
Where's the bans?
Rules.
Trinamir.
Trinamere, oh, Lisin's also banned. Renekton,
Guardianhorn is banned.
Demolish Rune is banned.
Kali is also banned.
Huh.
Let's see.
T1, all stars, high lights.
T1, what?
Okay, let's do Tyler one
Okay, let's watch this boss guy dominate the all-stars
Okay, let's see here, so Yasuo versus
Is it mirror match?
Is that like part of their whole thing is they got to play a mirror?
He's level four
Just play discipline now
There's hundreds. Yes waiting. I don't need to walk up and do anything
I can literally just let my health regen back to full.
I don't even know how Yasuo works. This seems stressful.
I've never really lain before so I'm fucked
He's level six I guess that's important they're both six
I'm dead.
Oh.
Holy fuck, holy fuck.
Oh, Jesus, just dashing it fucking everywhere.
What is this character?
Okay, there's healing.
Did they not go back and buy?
No, he has boots.
They don't go back and buy?
You can't.
So no items?
Huh.
Click this.
T1 All-Stars stats.
Oh, okay.
Baka champions
Draven is picked 49 times. I feel like that's a Tyler one thing Nidalee gangplank
Huh
Hmm Vi would be a good pick for you
I don't know who the- I don't- I don't know. This is weird.
My health is getting like cool. I'm like nervous. What am I nervous?
I guess I'll just Volibear, right? And I'll just spam heal on people with my W.
I should just let him push into me right he's gonna have the advantage now so I
just gonna play safe for 30 seconds and I should win exactly what I should do
Huh, can they ban champs?
Oh yeah, do they ban?
So there's no banning.
I just play Volibear.
You will run out of mana if you are not careful.
True.
Ugh.
Voli isn't that good. Volibear all in at 6.
No, but you lose your champ if you win.
Oh, so if I win on Volibear, I now have to play someone else.
Hmm...
Shit.
Well this isn't for like five days.
Right?
Calendar checking?
We're looking at...
Oh where's my, where's the calendar?
Hello?
Here we go.
One, two, oh it's on a fucking Tuesday?
Oh that's my day off.
The fuck?
That's crazy, well that screenshot is a guy from a Jake and Bakes video who said he was
a better druid than me.
Apparently he's just in marketing and he was rage baiting, it's not true.
I don't know how I'm going to win this.
And here he plays...
Vi?
Ooh.
That is a very scary fist.
Jesus, what is that damage? The fuck?
Does he go through minions?
No way he charged into that.
You missed the ending of the Yasuo and I don't give a shit.
Her bone plating.
Well these fuckers actually give a shit about the passives. Oh my god
Missed
I'm gonna get lower third damage I feel like
some of these
case the healing works kinda weird for us at all might just be a
so slow push and go for tower angle I feel like if
if I'm this close to her tower she can all in me you know
little scary I don't want that happening but she just refuses to push it
oh there we go now she's no pushes
He seems so scared, how does he win this? Oh, big damn there I guess?
So he plays this guy I actually need to be careful here
I'll have to find her on old intimer.
This guy's got like fucking no HP here.
Oh my god.
He died he loses
I didn't know if I should go for it or not, was it close how low was she fuck
He's saying Bob's gonna win
Oh man I just don't want to fucking play League of Legends
Oh this game is so fucking frustrating and bad and stupid.
You should play AP Xin Zhao.
He is broken.
Alright, I'm closing this.
I logged in.
I'm reopening this.
God, I'd rather just go when I just lose.
I'm just gonna go in and lose.
It's fine.
They would have made fun of you for practicing, probably.
Have you seen the cameo video I sent out of the stream yesterday?
No?
Oh, the jacksepticeye.
Apparently, he's like in the game.
I missed this dude apparently.
Yeah, the name's Jones.
Jones.
Yeah, gotcha.
Yeah.
There you go.
Enjoy yourself, mate.
Okay.
Wow.
Could've been me.
Should've been me.
Shrouds in it, too.
I saw that.
That should have been me
What the fuck was the last thing happening I
Don't even remember
Didn't someone try and blow me up in my own apartment. I
Think so someone tried to blow me up
killing me in my apartment. I fought him off. Of course I didn't catch him but I
got away. And then I called my secretary basically and said hey I know you're on a
date but uh someone tried to kill me and she's like uh fine I'll help you and
then here we are. And then we tracked their phone? Something? I don't know what
I'm doing here here in this building, but I know that just happened
Enter the web gala
This guy has an invitation, but he needs to be distracted
I got it
Thank you for no one saw that. Did you fucking move bitch Jesus?
I'm in
I don't remember why I'm at this gala, I guess yeah, I tracked someone's phone. Oh
Oh, yeah, one of the guys trying to kill me in my apartment.
I got his phone and I tracked who called him and I think it was here.
Something like that.
Find the assassin.
Signal found.
Oh shit, I've got like a radar.
hang on. It's over up in here.
I
Have
It's in here
If I should close the door so no one can leave
Okay, it's a mean to closing
I mean, can I crouch, can I check under there a little bit?
I'm checking the top, hold on, I can kind of like, peek a little bit.
There's no one in there, it's empty.
have to patch me directly into the CCTV network terminal go to the security room
it's first floor East Wing staff officers is it UK first floor I think
it's UK first floor please forgive me I'm standing up for Stephen Bright foreign
secretary I was told your entire department was suspended M has you
during events security now I'm off the clock actually an invitation fell into my
lap I see my daughter's fashion sense hasn't rubbed up on you oh this is the
dad of the girl who's in a wheelchair now so I'm very sorry about what happened
did everything I could I know I believe he did and I know who to blame
Ha!
Hey, you're back.
Hello.
I'm just trying to get past you.
I'm holding me up.
Rodney, Cruck's magazine.
No, he's not here.
That's why I'm calling you.
Actually, Mike Chaxfield from the bulletin is here, I'm told.
If Minkley doesn't appear in my next time,
let's find him, give him the excuse.
Yes, that's Rodney.
I've really been looking for you.
I've been looking for you.
I'd really rather the exclusive enter crops, but if you can't be arse turning up with no choice
until I got to Mike Albert.
I should not be able to help me here.
PR manager, get to the security room.
And you are?
Mike Chaxfield.
Oh.
I thought you'd be older.
Sorry to disappoint.
No.
You haven't.
Anyway, a good timing.
I'm giving the bulletin the best seat in the house for the show,
and an exclusive interview that's in the post right after.
Sounds great.
Go see Linda in the press room if you're past,
then take yourself and your camera upstairs to the balcony.
Security will let you through once you flash your pass.
We'll do.
Okay.
Now I've got a pass to go past here.
Coming through.
Sorry, sir.
just where's the past what did she say it was
after I where did it where the fuck did she say it was I didn't listen
Where did she say no, just saying dementia, but where?
Dementia, but no one none of you guys were listening. Where is it?
Get a pass and camera great, thank you go to the press room press room
Scores of suffering
Diplomatic relations in the fucks the press room. I can't maybe that's it
My mistake can see that
Aha
I'm
Oh, I have to go. Okay. Watch her nearby. Alright, let's go ahead and...
Good faith
Well, I have a dog good faith from a source
Okay, excuse me bathrooms on the other side of the bar
I need my camera too, don't I?
I've already looted this.
What's that?
Oh.
Let's have a look at it.
Photography can be such a negative experience.
I thought maybe I could steal her camera
But there's a camera that I need in there
Can I just zap this guy?
Alright, camera, go to the museum guards now, excellent.
That's right.
Could I help you?
I'm with the press.
I need to get upstairs for the main event.
Let's have some pics.
I don't know.
Pretty quiet up there now.
Sorry for a few of your web-spoke.
Thanks, Jess.
Hmm.
Oh, my God.
And he pushed back from his insecurity.
I had them in the car.
Sir, this area's off limits.
MI6, we have a potential security threat.
I need access to the CCTV feed, and I need it now.
Right. Sure you are.
Listen, Simon.
My name's Simon, and Simon says,
go back to the gala, have yourself a glass of bubbles,
and try not to worry that pretty little head of yours.
We've got everything under control here tonight.
You need to listen to me.
Feet or head first.
You choose.
Huh.
Well, at least they're walking away.
This is good for me.
That means I can just...
Oh no.
Okay, I need to go farm some tech
So I can zap that lock.
My laser strap on.
Alright, maybe I can steal some people's phones.
Ooh, there's gotta be some goodies in here. Move.
Slurp that up.
man
Steel that steel that
Rose lover once months after 40 years in gene stores lock needs a key card
The sky's the limit right up until they get slapped with investment charges out of my way
way. What's that? Sorry. I bet. Compliant? Yep. Hmm.
I think I need more tech.
Out of my way.
Take that.
Out of my way.
Move.
Dizzy, move.
Be that.
Holy shit, the fuck.
I'm always right. You just don't like to admit it in this case.
There's no tech in here.
I need to shoot off.
Is this your first color of in Sarah?
Maybe it's good enough.
It might be.
Let's try.
Oh, hello.
So that
It's halfway, it's gotta be it.
Fuck your picture.
Wait.
Did I walk past it?
I did.
Fuck you.
Just coming through.
I'm in.
Should get me closer to the CCTV room.
Okay, well, I could throw this at him, distract him and then knock him the fuck out and no
one hears it.
Calculating?
It works.
Not how I thought it'd play out.
Massive cleave?
I'm dead.
well I didn't expect him to fucking roll over that counter like that use your
Q lens more for what I guess I could have maybe made one of them nauseous or
something so I like I've only got one spell that I can currently cast and I'm
completely tapped. See I'd rather use my one spell on the double over here, right?
they see this so they did
fucking finish me just fucking finish me
I thought maybe I'd pull him over and like,
I wasn't sure how much the AI actually sees.
Now I know they actually see stuff, pisses me off.
Swat.
Who's on the films, is love?
How's it look, darling?
How's it look?
The party looks like it's in full swing.
You?
Nope.
A straggler's hanging around reception in the club.
CCTV room is through here.
Oh, come on.
Fuck
Not enough instinct. I can't lure him
Bingo literally check out a big brain on us, mate
easy excellent okay well can't open that
oh the Q lens gives me fucking omega vision
What?
I'll be in the office if anyone's looking for the key card for the CCT.
like the matrix that's crazy I can't take this guy down
Holy shit, where am I even trying to get to in there, right? This is...
Stop
Wait a second, mate.
Alright, that's it!
Oh, damn it!
I can see you on the other side!
Damn, damn.
I'm so fucked!
Oh, shit.
God damn it.
I'll be in the office if anyone's looking for the key card for the CCTV room.
What?
stupid damn thing I just gotta start taking people out
Done
What was that oh here we go
Damn. This printer is actually getting everybody.
uh-oh
I'll check next to this.
So why can't I take this guy out? I'm confused.
I guess he's just locked in. He does not care.
Reinforcements incoming. Uh-oh.
From where?
I got a CCTV keycard.
Hey! Come back right now!
I'm gonna keep searching.
Hey, what's happening?
Who's that?
It could be anybody. Open the door?
What happened there? What did you do?
Take it easy.
Don't.
I know this looks fine.
I'm in.
Do I even need to be in here?
I don't think I do.
I am almost full mana.
Ooh, go on.
Nice, okay.
Overload the air conditioner.
I don't know why this guy is still here and I cannot take him down.
Why is he green?
Don't get it.
Alright, how am I going to take out everyone here?
This is where I might need to actually use some resources.
I could also just W key and beat the fuck out of all of them.
This is the room I need to get in but I'm looking for where a door is.
I mean, I don't see any doors here, but this has to be it.
So Nicholas has the meaning out of the palm of his hand, especially the foreign secretary.
He's one hell of a shot.
They'd overkill all the manpower, don't you think?
They really need this many boots on the ground for a gala.
I have a bad question.
You're right.
Look.
He has a lot of fictions down there.
He has a bunch of flat-footed ransom cops.
Not a good point.
Psst. Right here.
who did I just am I fucked if I take this guy out I feel like I am
hey where do you think you're right stop ignoring me or I'll smack you mate
that's enough like I give up what
Oh
Contained Simon says don't get up
Hey
well you look a little out of place easy now anything i can do come on you need help with directions i
swear i just found him like this you're done
okay that works good enough
I mean, can I just kick it open like...
huh?
shut the fuck up
Contained?
How do you even get in there?
I just don't get it.
go back middle door
oh fuck reinforcements are coming again
he just fucking spawned in
middle door behind you
okay hang on
you talking about this?
Oh, this.
That is a door.
I didn't realize.
Money, Penny.
I'm at the terminal.
Hang on.
Just need some place quiet.
Hmm.
No loot.
Okay.
No loot. Okay.
That's...
Okay.
Okay, nothing there.
I don't know what I'm looking for okay empty
clutter desk with papers and clearly some of you with a serious caffeine dependency is
is trying and failing to stay on top of too many things at once.
Any luck? I've got a line for me. Hold on.
I mean, was there a note on there?
Employee of the year. People really should be more careful.
Password 12.
What did I tell you? Now, patch me in.
Logging in now. There, I'm in.
Okay, pulling the footage.
Here's your man.
So much for two bars, one stone. You have a location?
Basement archives. Not the worst place to lay low.
All planned and ambushed.
I'm bush not tonight. I'm headed there now, okay?
I'm not supposed to be in here am I?
Got him.
I'm hiding in the dark matter.
What the fuck is this dude?
panel looks like it unlocks remotely so I need to open this gate so follow these
wires into here staff note Gary the restoration room door locks are still
down we need to fix it so we don't lock the place up after hours then being open
all the time right now is security risk it needs to be done before the webgall
of this week. Thanks from Barry. Even the storage room is locked. Hello?
Let's go through here.
well this will look very expensive that's not touch anything dazzle from a
counting on my head
trying to recharge real quick
no one's in here sorry bass
I'm in. Well, it's all of us rather ominous. So, he's any. Oh, cut. See me.
who turns on their flashlight before shooting that's crazy
Okay, so this is a stealth boss fight, I just have to get behind him.
Hey!
Enough!
Bang!
Must be something I can use to get him.
Ow, I'm mad.
I get his cheese in here.
can't like this breaks his AI so I just spam here
Oh, he L.S. me, I'm bad.
I died, okay, I get it.
I think I have to spam, like, electrocute him but not hit the boxes.
I guess.
Think, James, think.
Must be something I can use.
of
I need my where's my cover man the thing I would duck under pizza
I
Soon mr. Bond huh
Oh, that fucked him up.
I'm gonna get you.
This is the thing you even do. Is it a fucking laser?
of
the
death
of
But he shot it.
Jesus, he's shooting everything down here.
Okay, let's use this thing, Imajig, I guess.
Where is he?
I hear him but I'll see him!
What do I feel like he's stuck?
huh
he is
huh
ow
oh
Yeah, I don't know how I'm actually softlocked I can't
Oh, hold on, melee him out?
He's free?
It's gotta heal up, I'm one tapped right now.
Shit.
I need to get to that right there.
I got a mirror.
That was from Monroe.
Interesting.
Have you ever watched any James Bond films?
I have.
Moneypenny it's web the Mato's are working for Nicholas bloody web. He's behind everything James. That's just not I know what I heard
I need to get a hold of Greenway. He's next already tried. He's off the grid James
We are in over our heads. We need to inform them no time
I'm going after him make him call off the attack. Are you out of your mind?
Nicholas web was one of the most powerful men in Britain
Let's think this through what about Mato's earpiece
How do I get out?
If I patch you in, can you trace the second attack team?
Hmm.
It does look like it's transmitting a geolocation signal to a device inside the building.
It has to be where?
He commands the assassins.
Tell me you can hack it.
From a bathroom stall at the night air int.
Oh, no!
Bart, I can use your watch as a data extraction tool.
You just get close to Web and I'll handle the rest.
I only need a few minutes to update the software.
I don't know if I'm going right away here.
didn't know who money penny was streamers
they're so stupid and dumb sorry who's the indoor inspector this one didn't
pass
I'm convenient time.
I must say you look astonishing for your age, Agent Roth.
Probably a day over 50.
What do you expect in apology?
How about an explanation?
Later.
Just play along.
Damien!
I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
You're not.
Damien meet Mr. Beach, was it?
Bond.
James Bond.
What do you do, James?
Lately?
Edlinton. Oh, dear.
I do hope you're not plotting on stealing Isola here.
I took such trouble in hiring her.
She really is rather brilliant.
Quite the catch.
I'm not making any promises.
What do you know when I'm out?
Excuse me, gentlemen.
I'd be careful with this one, James.
Dare I say, don't want your league.
You are a pleasure to meet you.
Hold this, Donnie.
Kindly make your way to the main stage.
Hello, Mark.
Welcome, all.
Tonight we celebrate the history of web industries.
But mainly looking back would be complacent.
Personally, I prefer to look ahead.
Oh, God.
All right.
The more than a century,
where the blood of the streets has pushed for a better, safer, longer future.
It's done. I've updated your watch.
The hat starts automatically within three feet of the target.
On it.
So I get it within three feet of this guy.
To aim higher.
Three feet?
Coming through.
I have a change of technology concept.
Sorry.
The cable came off.
Say you impressed me.
You deserve it.
I'm into...
James.
What's wrong?
Talk to me.
Oh my God!
What happened?
Did he just collapse?
Get out of here!
I need some extra helicopters.
I see you wasted no time.
No, she wasted mine.
Someone trained her well.
How did you allow her to get this close?
And what is he doing here?
You know I handle MI6.
They were on to us and I didn't think that we had time for your back channeling.
that is precisely the problem you don't think careful careful you know how i get
further what the fuck
Daniel.
Yes, well, the last...
I've done it back better now.
The ball is rolling.
I have a full strike team, on Greenway.
He is as good as dead.
Fine. Now...
clean up your mess.
Did I hack him though?
feet right
I just hacked his phone get no idea
Okay very well you have man
I mean dude just shoot me in the head.
I
What
No, which remark not even the old you're never gonna get away with this provoke
Tell me you like it you always bring sedatives to a party. I should count myself lucky. I didn't wake up in your hotel room
Hmm. Your profile wasn't kidding. You really are spectacularly annoying.
Ouch.
Sightings of the Beach Mouse are so rare that local timesimes joke about it being an urbanist
questioning if they really do exist because so few people have seen...
curious what did 009 have on you he must have posed quite a threat yes well
you've you've seen the t-shirt every crisis is an opportunity I had a
provoking career have you told me go about his brother's untimely end I do
hope he doesn't shoot the messenger just be grateful that I don't have his
patience or his anatomical know-how.
Ouch!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
My champagne's getting flat.
I have to ask, do you often let your father scold you like a petulant child?
Now, you're just trying to, um, get a rise out of me.
It's very good.
Well, how do you weigh it?
Got him!
Got him.
That was a great day. Thank you.
Oh
Okay
Can you walk well, let's find out
We'll have company soon. I don't suppose you have an exit strategy.
No, this wasn't exactly a planned visit.
I figured as much. Looked. Quick, check the others.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Three months. That's how long I spent infiltrating both industries.
And you managed to waste it in all of 30 seconds. It's a gift
Also locked hey there are
No way out didn't pick you for a quitter. So what do I call you? I bet easter isn't your real name either
Please it's not like yours is it James?
I
Course not what are you doing? Oh waiting for you
Am I gonna boost you or yeah gentlemen
Excellent
Don't get used to it. Now pull me up.
No time someone's coming. Hide.
Go to the half of it. Management just issued a code wipe back at the perch. All hands on deck.
And all that data wipe. Because of one guy.
The data wipe?
What are you trying to hide?
Vince no you two just about done in there. Oh, they're done. All right
Well that was fun, all right now lift me up
Hello
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god.
It's 0067 from RCI, also known as the Chuddy Intelligence Agency.
Erm, actually it's MI6.
Yeah, okay, I know.
How about I MI6 my hand off the back of your head?
I'm already on it.
According to Schematics, there's an old back lock behind the exhibits.
Chances are the hostels don't know about it.
Moneypenny, whoever this bloke is, he doesn't deserve you.
Well, thank you Alex, I'll let's bring your gun to what day?
Oh hell.
I don't have a gun.
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
I don't have a gun.
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
that was close
Where's my goal to get to?
Hmm.
That's not ideal.
Hmm.
This is bad.
This is really bad.
See if I can just like hide and maybe they lose me or something.
Where'd he go?
I just gotta get to the bottom and start, you know, fucking flanking people from behind
him and shit. Okay. How the fuck?
He's over it
It'll make him sleepy
Press X I pressed X. I pressed X. You know I pressed X. No way
Yeah, I got a gun.
Wow, I have one shot left, by the way.
Oh, they're all dead.
goodness could have went on a hell of a lot smoother
where's my pistol can I not loot my pistol need this need that big mana
how do I talk to my pit I'm confused
It won't let me swap to my pistol.
Mouse 3.
Middle mouse, I mean I'm pressing it, scrolling up, scrolling down, pressing the one key, I don't know.
Not working.
Maybe because I'm not in combat, it won't let me swap my weapon, unless I'm actually in a fight.
Weird.
Workshop key car, that seems very important.
I'll see you in a minute.
I'm jumping across.
That's crazy.
Not to alarm you, but an armed unit's just arrived from web industry's HQ.
I must have made an impression. Any advice?
Play nice.
Always.
Hmm.
Hopefully this is a good time to drop in.
I'll be needing that keycard.
Lovely.
Alright, escape the courtyard.
Lovely.
Alright.
Escape the courtyard.
Never catch the one.
Night.
All those company Christmas gifts just closed.
What?
I'll have a quick look.
Shoot!
Okay, let that little smooth the James now that's fine
You.
Where are you going?
Sir, stay focused.
I need an answer.
not what I meant to do
I hate it when my conversation with someone just abruptly ends, out of nowhere.
And I don't turn around to check on them.
is just how it is.
No one cared?
Okay.
I
Got a suspicious sound coming from over here
Right who's there look
Right I've got a body in here
You there, mate. What happened?
Shut the fuck up.
oh shit little triple stack fuck yeah
Yeah
Checked it about 20 minutes ago
Emergency cake
Just passing through how is it all red there was like a red question weird
Who the fuck has the key card? I'm looking for some dudes that have it, but all I have is their name
That doesn't do shit for me really
any news on whoever this is we're supposed to be looking for
this looks like a keycard guy right?
alright, courtyard exits are secured anyway
whoever it is they're not getting in or out of this place but I can get past one of us
yeah we're sealed up tighter than a drum oh sorry
watch out
come on you little runt
fuck he got reinforcements on the way
Bye for a minute.
This guy's actually a fucking fighter, man! God damn!
Okay, that is a very crazy courtyard.
Is there any way I could blow that up?
not do what I thought it would
I'm going to try to get to the top of the building.
That was weird.
We will, we will.
Who's here?
Alright, I'm going to try to get to the top of the building.
Alright, I'm gonna try this. Hopefully no one sees me pull him around the corner
Well, no way
That's crazy, no
Oh
No idea what happened there, huh?
Hello, oh no that one will see it won't he he's gonna see it
Can I move this body
Believe it. Go see if they're still breathing. Watch your back.
It might be far enough away where the AI won't detect, but I've... it's far enough away, maybe. Probably not.
I think we're good. This is good distance.
Okay, all right
It's a little far away from me, I don't know if I can press X on that okay
All right excellent, let's get another one here
I don't know if I can do it!
Hahahaha
Well...
No kill, now!
Nice!
It's pretty good!
I think they're all done.
Eugh!
Cleared.
Shit.
I'm going the other side.
Oh shit.
Oh, that's on you
So which one of you has a key? Oh, there's a key card in the pile over there
Wait, was there someone else?
What?
I'm not sure what's going on.
Nice. Looks better in my pocket.
He really does, doesn't it?
Wait, this guy hooks.
There's no way. I got the key card. I could have just left.
Could have played down a little smoother, James.
Seems like it's hard for a museum visit.
It's okay, they're already gone. I got the key card. We're chillin'.
But, out of sheer pettiness, I need to kill this NPC.
I guess there's a couple of them.
Weird.
Huh?
Where is the hell?
What was that?
I'm not sure what that was.
Oh my god.
That guy's crazy.
massive trolly damage really didn't want to have to do that all right we're good just move on
The Recreation Project uses an enhanced neural network algorithm to recreate damaged or uncompleted
historical artifacts with unprecedented accuracy.
The algorithm analyzes the molecular structure of the artifact and, combining this with photogrammetry
modeling, thousands of detailed data points about the artist, techniques, and practices
The AI constructs a replica of the broken or misinterpreted in its squizzed detail, which is then brought to life through 3D printing, almost any material is broken, allowing art and his work not only to recreate.
Interesting.
of
the
Hmm
Was I I guess I was okay
Jesus
Oh, where the fuck's talking?
Are we on top right now?
What the hell?
Oh, hello.
Oh, shut up.
I need a gun.
Hey, fall back.
of
five was I should have backed up more I didn't realize they could hit me on the left
I
Fuck
Squad is in position
I'm not gonna kill you.
Okay, we're going up.
High ground is ideal.
Jesus fuck.
Jesus Christ.
I was gonna camp here I feel like
get some ammo maybe
get down
Hmm.
There you are.
Hello
one bullet in this pistol, are you kidding me right now?
They need some type of rifle.
We go.
The conite.
Any other conites anywhere?
I can go up the stairs, dammit.
Shhhhhh.
Hmm.
Fifteen shots is awful
Here's what it is. Let's move on
Okay
It's not how I doubt that
James I have the coordinates transmitting now money penny you're a lifesaver
Where's your date anywhere that here his words his loss
I've got the address you'll need a ride. Hold on almost out
That's crazy
James what's happening a lot
I can't move.
What does it want me to do?
A WASD something?
Between cover?
I didn't read.
No, I did not see what it said.
Are you pressing C? Yeah, C.
Just press C. Oh, now it works.
Who wasn't working before? I swear.
Why didn't they just fucking ram my, uh, whatever?
Thanks.
It sticks in second.
It sticks in second here, okay.
Don't worry.
Don't take this.
Yeah, this thing is unstoppable.
Fuck it, we're going high ground.
Damn, this thing is unstoppable.
Fuck it, we're going high ground.
God!
Okay.
They don't even like, impede my car, even a slight amount.
Am I truckin' or something, that's...
Okay, I felt that one.
Okay.
Who are we?
Christ, half of Kensington.
Did you get a car?
Yeah, son.
Then what are you talking to me for?
Get a move on.
Yes, ma'am.
I thought I told you to go home.
You made it some fresh air.
Clearly.
And did you figure out who's been trying to kill us?
Webb.
So you understand what we need to do next?
Find a rapport?
We need to make the first move.
I
Surprised he just trust me. I asked you to make a dead drop earlier old dog old trick
That's all up. I reckon the laser would prove useful in this type of situation
Yeah
Okay. I'm good, right? Like, how do I just go?
Yeah, just good.
Off we go.
That's where the real challenge begins.
Your final destination is an impregnable, self-contained structure atop the main building known as the Perch.
I believe this is where the company stores its data.
Can't why?
For what?
Why is it deleting all the evidence?
What can you tell us about the Perch?
That's just it.
The place is an information black hole.
No blueprints, no infrastructure, nothing.
Have I mentioned that this is a terrible idea?
I need to notify M.
Negative. M is need to know only her protection, not ours.
Tuck.
Shut up, money penny. We're not leaving without answers.
Play it cool. Always.
Evening.
Perch bound, I assume.
Found in the midnight auto.
You are to the punch
Roger Finch chief legal officer and you are
Tech security security officers we've been called in to help out with the Coug White. Oh
My department works closely with the CSO's office. I
Don't recall seeing you before I grew beard. I got rid of mine. I see
You must work closely with Nick Kenzie. How's he doing? I haven't seen him in a week.
In my?
Getting by.
Really? I think he was over the moon. He's nearly married and all.
And I weren't lost. Call me a sonnac.
Who do you deal with this club or should I?
I got this all.
Say, I didn't catch your name. It's Jones. Right.
And your company ID number?
Well, you fast. If indeed you are, you say you are.
Now look here.
Uh.
Equal alright. It feels so good.
Oh my. Something you ate.
Oh dear god. Excuse me.
I
Think we've run out of elevator
Rich to the purchase only three floors up. I say we get a move on before Roger recovers and you dig yourself in even deeper
I'm under control
I guess I just keep following him or going in this.
A zipline.
Okay, that's locked.
I already noticed that looks like we're not alone
to hack the Roomba?
What?
No shit, but like...
All this defying order is making the first move.
What happened to the Greenway we all know and tolerate?
Here's what's happening now, Bond.
Webb knows his son have played his hand.
Now he's doing all in his considerable power to shut us down,
which includes calling in a favour from his friend, the fallen secretary.
Stephen Bright will force M's hand to axe us off your Paul, her funding.
I'm not sure how the fuck to do anything here.
the web lounge is there something in here
why fucking kick this thing
where's my yellow paint
what the fuck
go to the robot in the lobby
Not that one. I see. So there is another one that I didn't see.
Well actually it's telling me to go stand right here I think.
Yeah, give me a boost.
Sure, I could use a piercing stab with pain right about now.
Let's get this over with.
Okay, this works.
Okay, this is also locked.
Okay, so it does want me to leap over this and like
I see.
Thank you, game.
I feel like I could do this while standing on this ledge.
Okay, I can.
I only have the other side, that's it.
So now I got to unlock that door.
What's the hold up?
Did you stop for a coffee?
Why, you want one?
Well, now you ask.
Black, two sugars, please.
You know your age group shouldn't drink coffee after 3PM.
My age group shouldn't break into a high-security building in the middle of the night.
Can't argue with that.
Cleaning robot info.
The cleaning robots have access to every room on the floor
and may be redirected to a suitable location using controls.
Interesting.
thing. So now maybe I unlock the ability to hack robots?
I'm just checking around nothing is this door open shit the fuck up did I leave
the fridge open I'm trying but there's no room but here and all these doors are
I don't know
She was your stupid blind you can call it I can
something over here maybe papers nothing
Hmm, I actually have no idea how to open this.
How can you be so good yet so bad at games, Lamal?
What do I do?
You have to hack the back of the door via another office.
Well, everyone's calling me retarded and then telling me to do something that's not that.
I'm saying to hack the Roomba or something.
I came down from there.
It's fucking nothing I can do down here downstairs below where you drop down below where I dropped down
Oh
That's crazy, okay
Yeah, that fucked me up. I don't know how long I would have been till I found that.
Didn't realize I've never hacked a door like that in this game before, so I don't know how I would have...
I've never done that.
You did? No, no, I've never done that.
Wait, now that's...
So I hacked into this room...
And then something in here
Cleaning robot
So you call the robots with those I
See okay, I was thinking maybe I like hack them or something and make them go in locations
I'm bad for a glorified vacuum cleaner still no anyone
Can you say that now?
Still waiting for my coffee, by the way?
I know.
Service is terrible.
Coast looks clear.
This way.
That motherfucker is asleep.
I'm starting to think we're not welcome. Let's poke about. I'll check the toilets and look for some meds while you're at it
I need you focused. Don't push it. Oh
Beware the sleeping guard next. What's web's end game?
I treat it you have a theory. My six was willing to ignore the risks because web got results
We're fair. What's the stopping from rigging the next election or worse?
in my experience the motive is always simple and almost always suited
i guess we'll do nicely
okay
hang on i found a vent that's what just don't forget about the guard i'll get the drop on him
I'm up. I'm up. Hey, you can't be here, then.
I
What's web zen game
And my six was willing to ignore the risks
With their what's the stopping from rigging the next election or was
I lost half my mana.
just checking. Ugh. Is it locked still? Yep. Okay, so I got to find another thing.
thing to call a fucking Roomba please
apparently key card reader ASAP this
door only locks with a key at the moment
if any classified documents or some of
the arc areas of lambs on you Kenneth
there's an actual physical key for that
door and maybe I can call the Roomba
from in there we'll see
You have a key on you
No key in here
Like I also just zap that
Okay, what's your take Ben answer Nicholas is dark secret my yes, there's gotta be a key somewhere, right?
Can you imagine what it takes to keep Damien's criminal record clean?
I
Really no key
Or maybe I just get it later? Check in here?
Wait, I don't need a key, I just kicked the fucking door open.
Well, let's see.
Okay, I have an idea.
But first, come and join me for a minute.
Don't tell me the old pro needs a timeout.
Tactical pause.
Okay, we're leaning?
It's strange, don't you think?
So Nicholas seemed genuinely sorry about what happened tonight.
You liked you, Bong. You got in his way. That's the world you're in now.
Half this job is doing something you'd rather not.
Sooner you learn that, the better.
Huh. Never married?
Mrs. Greenway, I take it.
And why the sudden interest? Am I dying?
Mother Night is young.
Once.
She was a special liaison with the Treasury.
After nightfall, I was in a dark place, and she couldn't handle it.
She took a job overseas. Long story, not nearly short enough.
On the upside, you get a monogram fountain pen in case you fail to pay young.
True. You must take the rough with the smooth.
Would you forgive double or not?
it never have known about web if it wasn't for 009 think if things had gone differently
you would have forgiven him he was a traitor
that doesn't answer the question you don't get to wipe the slate clean
fact is Reese was a bad apple and I should have seen it
Moscow rules assume nothing trust no one
sounds like no way to live splendid way to stay alive though
okay why'd you come back
So why did you come back to the program?
Because they asked.
We're civil servants, Bond. We go where we're needed.
I'm sure.
Running out the clock behind the desk on the 8th floor, writing reports while slowly
modifying from boredom and nothing to do with it.
One doesn't exclude the other.
Well, good chat.
That's what we're doing.
According to the floor plan, that lounge next door connects to the other side.
If you can find a way in, you'll be able to double back and unlock the doors.
Sounds simple enough.
Huh?
Double back? What the fuck?
Thought I saw something in here. I'm done.
Okay, now I'm completely cooked.
I'm completely cooked. I have no idea. Reach the east wing. How?
Go east. Where is east?
Why is it?
Does he want me to climb the fucking tree?
Oh, my bad.
I
I dodged, I dodged, I dodged.
I can't see.
I'm dead.
I could have done that.
Y'know what
That does seem familiar
OH
Suah it's wasn't here last week
Hmm
Shh, I don't need this
Just put that in the middle
Hey
I thought maybe it would bring the blinds down and it's cooked.
I'm waiting for one of these fuckers to bring out a taser.
Hmm.
Fuck.
Hmm...
Okay.
That's where that's what we had last week.
SHUT UP AND GET Das
Wrong way
The lags will get sucked
The company isn't sure up to the eyeballs
Besides, we'll blame the cleaning staff
You just dump the shards and keep them
Friends, go
Hey, you're one of us
What is this?
SHUT UP!
What happened here?
He's living on top
Oh
What's going on now
I didn't take him down, whoops.
Well, that did not go as well as I thought it was gonna go.
Shit.
shit.
Okay, smooth.
So do I heard about the gay diagnosis.
Did you work at IGN at some point?
What?
I
Said donation appreciate it
Answer them. Yeah, big fan big time a IGN worker, you know me
Sorry for the wait.
I'm company.
I see.
They're not a hero of place.
Impressive.
A compliment?
How out of character.
The nosy Parker.
Love them when you've done with the police.
I believe it's what they call an extreme makeover.
My man.
He's back.
well looks like we're stuck don't be too sure excellent good RNG
you never actually planned to pack it in tonight did you
I had to tread carefully there's only a handful of operators in the world with the chops and resources to infiltrate MI6
It's someone already inside you suspected web the idea
You it couldn't be that easy hang on we need visibility
Yeah, not happening we need another way around
around well perhaps some of these offices are connected can't I just climb anyway
you're saying about web spying on us right so the idea did cross my mind how
do you know our every move in advance opens razor it'll be a simple mole human
weakness bond never underestimated got me suspects I suspect if now hold that
I don't know, I've reset like four times.
How many evil masterminds have you come up against?
Two, including you.
Trust me, when the enemy stops underestimating you, that's when you start to worry.
More piles of wisdom. Let me get a pen.
Anyway, you were saying, about suspects.
Right. Well, I suspect everyone.
Well, anyone who hasn't been shot at yet.
That's a cute dog. Bernice, whatever the fuck?
She researched documents.
PHD certificate in crisis management from Columbia University belonging to
Isola Vale, wow.
Okay well I guess I don't take your ID card.
Police report, random statue head, papers, receipt, bitch I'm fucking, I mean I was
He's looting things man, goodness.
I need to open this door somehow.
I need to access like the window of it.
I think.
Like, my goal is I want to get to that screen
so I can call the Roomba,
which means I need to get into this room.
To get into this room,
I gotta hack this thing,
which I don't have vision on.
I- That's where I'm at.
But I could just be fucking wrong.
It'll be very quick to call me retarded
and tell me to kill myself.
So, I'll try.
Damien's social count. This is Damien's on site.
Oh, there's him as a...
Fucking creepy kid.
Huh, okay, wait, I need to go back to that other office
Huh
Maybe not.
Not maybe I can reach something from here, but...
Gosh, not.
Just leave that office. Just open the door.
If it works, I'm mad.
Oh, played.
How do we ever live without a key watch?
Well, at least I had the right idea.
I just didn't know that door would simply just open,
and then I go in here, and then I call the Roomba.
Yep, I had it down.
God damn it.
I
Go to stuff the sea is treacherous. Oh, how would you say a thing like that?
This was the easy bit
We'll grab a drink
Maybe it's open. Okay. He's right upstairs. Let's find out
Oh, yeah.
Bye.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Beach mouse beach beach mouse
I want you to see this this is my like beach all my bullshit beach mouse look at my notifications
Like you can actually track when I afk
It's actually been a hot minute hasn't it goodness gracious
Huh.
Path of Exile.
Where's the next beach mouse?
There's another one.
Big moments.
Psycho individual, by the way.
This is one person.
Insanity.
There it is piss break. I must have taken a while
Crazy. Oh, we got another little fucking banger right here triple
Surely there's another one
Nope. Maybe that's it.
This is one month ago. I feel like there'd be more than that. Okay, it's not that bad.
It must not be that bad. Either way, thanks.
I have a duty. Mentally ill.
Maybe they're money launderer, true. They work for the cartel or something. They disguise
himself behind Beach Mouse.
and I noticed these lads.
They were in club colours, but they never won splints
at the game.
Amateurs.
Well, I slipped out the window in the men's room
only to find the actual kill team waiting in the alleyway.
And there's the lesson.
Never overestimate yourself.
Got a bit hairy after that.
If the sling hadn't thrown them, I might have actually
needed your help.
Yeah, don't mention it.
Oh, you want smoke up your ass, Bond.
Join the Americans.
Okay, well clearly I'm going to hop over whatever this plot, well it'd be nice if I could get
over to that, but this door won't open.
None of these doors are going to fucking open.
There's a key card right fuckin' there.
One is open, is it?
And here?
There ain't shit in here- ooooh!
acid
Hmm
Okay, is it going through that door
I'm so dumb. How'd I not see that?
Oh, God, let me know in the chat how fucking stupid I am.
How dumb and fucking worthless. God, how'd I not see this?
So bad at puzzle games. Fuck!
I heard about your house, ma'am.
Sure thing.
Sorry to hear it burned down.
Not fine.
Fires are no joke.
This must be a terribly tough time.
Banana bread.
Fuck you.
I should have known.
Oh, my goodness.
That's the Nicholas's penthouse.
Very 20th century magnate.
All he needs now is a top-hand monocle.
I'll talk about some monocles in prison top of prison. He's going to I'd say he's pretty much man this tree
How
I think I'm going to get the keycard.
Hurry up.
You may enter.
You're very kind.
You didn't seem too surprised about the bodies.
Something you're not telling me, boom.
You're not telling me.
There's that one girl it's the girl I don't know how old she is is she like 50
or something oh my god
Quite the breadcrumb trail. Not exactly subtle. Is she a friend of yours? How do you know it's her?
Ah, true.
We should really stop meeting like this.
You blew my cover. I had to advance my schedule.
I admire your commitment.
You're only as good as your last job.
Give me one reason why we shouldn't feed you to security.
First, there's only two of you.
And second, I can get you into the birch.
Hoss, one's bitten. What's the play?
I spend my time on the cover working out a loophole in security, but I'm not gonna lie, it's a bit...involved.
I could use a helping hand, or three.
go on time is of the essence James get up to the penthouse old-timer with me I'll
explain on the way
first things first James you'll need to raise the stairs to the penthouse there's
an access panel near the base it may be offline I'll figure it out I'd be so
annoyed if I live here.
I've been three places at once.
What can I say? I work well on the pressure.
Okay, turn the power back on after cleaning. Our CEO has better things to do than play around with the fuse boxes. Thank you.
Hmm.
Well...
I thought I was going to get some type of code.
I don't want to do that yet.
Do I?
What?
What the fuck?
What the French toast evil tech CEO stairs true
True!
They need sharks swimming in this water here, as well.
With lasers on their head. True!
secret button dude this is actual villain layer does this open up this is
where you like talks to people and then presses the evil villain button they
dropped down we're trolling forget it secret button
No clue what was in it, but now hold that thought okay electronic lock for digit code
Better check them out. Sorry you're saying
You were saying some bullshit
It reads diploma painting game model
Okay
Diploma painting game
Okay, so... the last digit is 3.
Wait, but there's multiple models. What?
Diploma, painting, game model.
Here's a painting for
So for x4 x3 x4 x3 I gotta find diploma and game
Almost at the mainframe. Where are we on this cameras?
Go in dark. Now. Splendid. Pardon me, fellas. I have lasers coming up.
Nine.
So X for nine three.
And now I gotta find Diploma.
I'm looking for like, paper or some shit.
Is this a Diploma?
Aha.
One.
So, one, four, nine, three?
So Nicholas I couldn't have done it without you got the safe open look for an eight letter word or number sequence
Got it the command code is basilisk you make it fine side kick chance
Now cover your tracks and get ready to move. I'm activating this now is I have nice to have that on the fucking front page
So now cover my tracks, okay?
That's crazy
Try to get closer I'll use the feed from your mic to try and record what they say
Sir, do you have any more on?
Far more blocked.
You're still too far off.
It's hard for some of you.
Move.
Closer.
I deal with threats using appropriate means and force.
He is tenacious, but he is one man.
He's not what I fear.
And what does the great Sir Nicholas Red Shear
please enlighten me?
Please.
We've no room for mistakes.
Go to the alarm and make it clean this time.
Can you handle that?
Yes, yes, I get it.
It did not.
I mean, it's a whistle.
Hang on.
It's time for my meds.
What are those?
Ace inhibitors, lowering my blood pressure.
You.
Be pit and you've gone.
Still, water's run deep.
Your colleague, the one who perished.
I take it you are close.
We fall to like might and dalances.
His brother's not taking me well.
This will get ugly.
and
go where we're on
They're there an escape passage look for a hidden switch somewhere on the web desk. Oh my god, okay
Set you
I'm out where to in the security office take the door on your right
Also locked.
Okay. Look for a vent. According to schematics, lead back to the exec floor.
On it.
You need to reach the bridge to the perch. If you're not across it when the timer runs out, you'll be stranded.
Thanks. I get the picture.
Back on the exec floor. What now?
Get out. You'll have a clear view of the gate.
It's somewhat cloudy. Just a little bit.
Don't get up
Of course it is
There's an elevator at the end of the hallway
Hurry James
The path is crawling with security
Get the door on your right and make a run for it
Door it is
Go through the vents then take the door to the left
We're moving
I'm not sure if you can see anything.
Maybe.
Don't stop now.
I'll take you down the hall.
Left or right.
Left.
I should have stopped you up here.
What's better?
I'm through.
The elevator is down the hall to your right.
You can find it all the way to the bridge.
Something.
There?
I don't know.
I'm on the alert.
Get off.
Something there.
Thank you, sir.
I'm out of time.
Get off me.
You people need to work on your communication.
Damn.
Am I good feel like I
Only have a minute and a half left
Right Captain America
I
Ever thought, mom?
Jesus!
When you're ready, Bond?
Yellow tape.
Love that.
Don't bother. The place is a giant fire day cage. Nothing goes in or out.
Now she tells us the evidence is here and we need access before they wipe the service.
Good luck with that, boys.
We should do this again sometime.
She's gonna leave us.
She does that.
Let's go where's mine I'm sure you'll think of something look in the ceiling
fire suppression system possibly still let's check carefully think about
considering
Please gather central hallway.
Ow, we're here for the code white.
You're late.
Got stuck in traffic.
Surprise we made it in at all.
Fine. You can join the DeGal community.
Come on through. Not you.
Get your uniform fast. Company policy.
It's the middle of the night.
Oh, I wasn't aware the rules only applied in daylight, sir.
I don't know where the rules only applied in daylight, sir.
You heard her.
Hurt rules.
I'll wait upstairs.
Fine.
Let's run from here to there.
I was 4.6.
I don't know.
If I'm any secret, I suspect.
The work we do, especially what comes out of R&D,
is just too valuable.
I can't allow some new bureaucrats to walk away with hundreds of millions of pounds worth of research, no matter the reason.
Say, where's your lab coat?
In the locker. I can't find the key. I had it on the ride up, so it must be around here somewhere.
As you dropped it, the cleaning robots will find it. Most things swallow anything in their paths.
Just what I'm gonna say we look about at the same size.
So, this little robot fucker, oh look at that, you see it.
So maybe I can call the robot into like a private room and then strip it.
kiss it. How do I actually do this?
It's in the fucking robot. Can I just zap it out of it or something?
No, I can't.
There's a lighter there.
cloak of dagger recall wait cleaning robot
okay in route service desk is closed I'm only here for the code lights and as
I won't bother you just passing through
Means it coming I called it
Oh
Now I gotta get back there see
No!
Something through, Dwight!
Apologies, sir. You can't leave yet.
Fletcher, operations.
We're conducting an investigation on an employee.
He's still a bail.
Turns out she's a corporate mole.
She may have gotten into the purge.
No, that would explain the lockdown.
Well, don't let me stop you.
Good man.
What's wrong?
Smoking number six.
What for, is it?
That's good.
I'm leaving thank you for understanding yep no problem got the key so now we're the fuck
Locker the lab coasts.
East corridor?
No.
Wait, don't tell me they were in there.
No, he's over here.
Okay, we're getting locked.
Okay, locker six.
What if you go for me?
Easy coat.
Most bugs fixed damn this guy's a nerd
Hey, now I'm a nerd
Okay, check-in desk. I'm here to do science.
Yep, science man.
What was that?
What could that be?
Could be anything.
All right, full mana, chillin'.
Any questions while we go to the door, honey?
Yes, uh...
Follows have taken most of the surface offline already.
Someone needs to bring them back on manually.
Lay it on me.
Well first we must work out the procedure. Oh check the control panel on the admin unit over there
See if you can't turn it back on
Said over there, but like there's a lot of theirs. Oh, okay this
Over there
How's that
something else take it back off line and look for a manual
okay manual override switch
you can't climb up the god damn it of course
how's the game it's okay you know it's fun it's just hit man
really with a you know a fun story okay
fingers crossed actually hitting in with hair yeah
I think the fighting combat is a little more fun in this game than Hitman.
Not as OP.
Oh.
Oh, wait, no, over here, I'm sorry, I was talking to chat.
What happened again?
Copy that and remember to flip me over like a switch
Or else I won't be able to access the data
About that. It's not rocket science. Well, this is server before they catch on
Relax
I take it easy come around the corner. What over here dog?
Gotcha
I was going to jump behind her, but I didn't.
I got some ash.
Oops.
Kumi, I'm going to give you a high five.
Sweet dreams.
One walk.
Ain't the manual override first.
fast
They aren't going to see all these bodies, aren't they?
That's fine.
Did it work?
Okay, 2632.
Did it work?
Okay, 2632.
Any mana or anything?
Get some green mana.
Ooh, green mana.
Big ones too.
Massive that's a sleep dart who more green man
And I use my sleep dart something to remember me by
22, 23, 2100, the big yellow one over there must be it.
What?
He's giving up so much deal on this one.
Hey! Close your business here!
I don't have any charging stations.
Only an hour in time to pull one meld through the floor.
Should avoid extra matches in the angle time.
This is gonna be bad.
Where?
Inside the area!
I'm taking this one!
fuck, I messed up, this is bad
I
Do
The fuck
Hey, looks like I'm locked into this
Massive cleave
This is ideal, okay, all right, I'm playing Batman at this point
Okay, that maybe I could aim it.
What the fuck is 20, it's 22, 2021.
I
24
26 okay here we go
of
the
of
David!
Little awkward
It's bad he's out cold
I don't like this
of
the
of
the
of
This guy looks fucking tough.
I died, what a battle.
What just going on?
Uh oh.
Taking a good look here.
Hopefully he doesn't see this I mean this lock the fuck in geez this is 32
hundred that I'm on right now
Oh
You didn't see that coming
Okay, that's over 3200 react well done
I think I killed everyone in the room right almost
What
Look at that have been better go check it out
out.
Got it.
Okay, where'd they go?
Mission reports.
How?
Marley, 2019, Karachi, 2021.
The drone strike on Sarazin, the arms deal.
I thought that was a CIA.
So does the CIA.
Well, these are all MI6 black ops based on confirmed
data.
Some of our biggest intelligence successes
in the last decade.
But if I'm reading this right, we
were working off a false intel every single time.
They are making mistakes.
They are.
Makes mistakes.
and the reason we don't know about it.
It's because Webb covers it up.
So it looks like every time Thayer gets a wires crossed,
he dispatches Damien to fix the narrative,
to alter crime scenes, plant evidence,
frame or eliminate witnesses, correcting the facts
to fit the data.
And this has been going on all the way back.
Ah!
009.
2014.
It was a lie right from the start.
There was no more.
They drew a false conclusion, so Webb made it true.
The frame 009 and the others just...
I never betrayed any of you.
You couldn't have known.
Bring me.
We're out of time.
James Bond!
Oh shit new enemies look at these guys that's ten pistol shots before that shit
pops off. Minimum. Jesus Christ.
I'm not seeing the big picture. That's not your fault. It takes a certain kind of mind.
for power?
Let's do A.
I get it.
Eggs and omelets.
Faith saves more lives than it destroys.
The real crime would be to shut it down.
You know, it...
almost sounds convincing.
Did you know that every year, 1.35 million people are killed
in car accidents worldwide?
And yet, we just accept it.
Fact of life.
But if a single driverless car malfunctions,
Clear the front page.
Fascinating.
No point.
People are short-sighted.
They have boundless patience for human stupidity,
but zero tolerance for machine error.
I'm only paving the way for a brighter future.
Actually, it makes sense.
Um...
Uh...
Of course, there is the future.
Except, Nightfall wasn't a single isolated incident.
Thayer made mistakes again and again, and you let it continue.
You failed. Your miracle machine is broken.
Thayer is the smartest mind on the planet.
It will attain perfection, and when it does, the lies will no longer matter.
But just like you and I, Thayer learns by doing.
To become perfect it must be used
But then my six would never have let me use it unless it already was perfect. You see my predicament
The end justifies the means
How I do
Until reality catches up with your lie
Everyone who gets in the way is framed discredited or killed this lie has cost me everything
We each live with the consequences of our actions.
But as you yourself said, we can't do nothing.
That's the biggest sin of all.
You're enough.
You can rationalize it anywhere you want.
You won't change your damn thing.
I change things all the time.
I changed you, John.
And as for you...
Why is he putting on a gas mask when he's not in the room and he's walking away?
nice that we just got out. Follow the red lines. Okay, I'm gonna follow them.
Then near the door.
Got it.
I can't fucking see.
How do I...
Oh.
Oh, wrong gadget.
This is out?
Jump new enemies.
They're gonna be tanky as fuck.
I need a shotgun or something to kill him. I bet
Oh
He didn't see anything
We're good.
Go check it out.
Oh wait, I want to take out the stuff.
Oh, big man, big man.
For the insta kill.
Wait, let me get the big guy.
Let me get the big guy, please.
Thank God.
I lost visual on the target.
Shut the fuck up.
You're kidding.
Fuck, that is funny.
just push through sure just push through
fire
No one's moving. Reloading!
Watch out!
He's not moving anywhere!
Nobody's there.
Three, two, one, now!
unfortunate Jesus oh how I didn't see this guy
He's not going anywhere!
Neat problem!
Dude, what the fuck is that thing?
Stay put!
Good thing
And I'm gonna do it
I'll have as a shotgun
I guess I just move up, alright.
getting this ammo
Jesus Christ
Huh.
How'd she use focus?
I keep fucking forgetting I even have it, that's why.
Use your bazooka pen.
Didn't they actually say something about that?
Wait, I just want to do a crazy good gun, fuck.
You're right, you weren't trolling.
Quick edges locked.
Oh, that locked.
Fuck.
Well done.
Bad aim.
That aim
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
He's in my sight!
Where am I even going here?
Camo. Nope. Wait. Slurp that up a little bit.
if you're there, listen carefully. It's worse than we imagine.
If you're there, listen carefully. It's worse than we imagine.
fuck is that just push through
same fucking burst fires, it's wasting so much ammo
No
Come on, I'm at the flight deck. What's your status?
What do you do as ever?
Well, hurry up. The place is crawling with nerves.
And they spot me undone for me.
I'm sorry I'm trying to not die faster.
I can't keep up with this pressure forever.
Okay, oh hello.
Where do I go from here?
Up there?
Okay.
of
Why did I, why did I leave?
I was it, I just had to wait until my health went up and they didn't have helmets and they
died.
I have a fucking sniper now the fuck
Well hurry up
Should have used all those sniper shots on helmet fuckers
They just keep on coming, don't they?
Let's go!
Careful, it's hot!
In position!
Now!
of
That's a lot of ammo, excellent.
Did I call a platform or not?
I called a platform to A-Desk. Which fucking worm?
Oh, it's behind me. Okay, that's why.
Anyway, acknowledge!
Damn it!
Gotta hurry.
Hello!
Good evening fellas.
This is the way to the rooftop bar.
No?
You hear that Lawrence?
The man's first thing.
Let's quench it for him.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus, I'm getting hurt.
Okay, I'm going to practice.
Hmm.
Do I just go through the door?
I feel like Greenway is already caught in its GGs.
I need you to draw their attention while I raise the platform.
How do I reach you?
Your only chance is to jump across from the control room, and I won't lie.
It's gonna be tight.
I don't make it go
Bond is stretch shoot the pipes to call
What pipes
That's not a pipe, but I'll shoot it.
That's red.
Does it blow up?
Yes, it does.
of
the
death of
the
death
of
Two low HP for this.
Okay, we take that.
I thought it was going to be like some jump in a helicopter as it's going up.
Where are you going? We need to finish this.
Greenway, you were right, Bond. I couldn't have known, but I didn't even try. I never
They're giving up.
We can't let them win.
There is no we.
I'm out.
Unlucky.
I
I looped the security feeds in the lobby in the elevator.
We don't have a lot of them.
No, we don't.
They're wiping everything at Web HQ.
We need to send a team over there right now.
Look, it's not that simple, James.
What?
We messed up.
Going to Web's.
You don't do a thing like that without consequence.
Consequences for Web?
He is a very powerful man.
What's wrong with everyone?
First Greenway, now you.
For Greenway, this is a whole different game.
What he learned tonight, it changes everything for him.
Oh hell, of course. Coffee machine's a secret door. No fuckin' way.
Shut the fuck up!
That's why those machines are so fuckin' complicated.
What we do is not up to us anymore, Bond.
Is this Em Stolen?
Where is she?
I'll talk some sense into her.
Be careful what you wish for.
Just through here.
Oh.
Em, thank God we've done a much time.
There's been a development.
Mr. Nicholas Warefield sent me this.
In case you're wondering, it is footage of you and Greenway
assaulting web HQ two of my agents rogue on British soil
Doesn't change the fact it changes everything
He is accusing you of terrorism
He sees these half the cabinet as we speak there are rest orders with your names on them working their way through the system
And my future is not looking much brighter. We just had to show them what we found
Oh, God, don't be so naive.
It's one thing that you broke into WebHQ.
It's another that you've got caught, but leaving without proof?
You couldn't have botched this any worse had you tried.
But you're not handing me in.
Of course I'm not.
I'm sending you on a blackout
to collect the irrefutable proof we need to bring down the webs.
Yes.
I am putting a lot of trust in you.
Don't you dare disappoint me.
Money, Penny?
Go and finish the mission brief. Bond you, go and see Q. You're dismissed.
Okay.
I told you I thought you were straight.
And what about there? It's obviously compromised.
This mission is strictly off the record, so we can't use it anyways.
MI6 needs to shut it down right now.
And then what?
them needs to play her part and aid in apprehending her rogue agents and they
will assist yes however I'm taking a few pages out of 009's playbook
meanwhile you mr. singin's smile so what billionaire playboys do best go to a
luxury resort a trip that the year ago now I'm more suspect of them
Okay.
Luxury resort, you say?
Sounds awful.
So, we know Damien is heading to Vietnam.
He's managed to figure out his destination.
The exclusive resort, the Pearl.
Pearl?
According to his social media,
St. James' mithe was really looking forward to his stay.
But unfortunately for him, he bears a striking resemblance to you.
And some odd mix up with the permit for his private jet is now delaying his takeoff
I dare say he will stay grounded until you send word it's safe to clear up this misunderstanding
That might take some time actually it might without sayer your room for some good old-fashioned spy work
Hey
Q
So to gay and ha ha ha ha ha get it because you're gay I would sniff that money penny
ass.
I'm going to get a car.
Oh, she's not ready. I do have some gadgets lined up for you though. Take a
gap. Oh and what is left of your new service pistol and a suppressor? Suppressor?
You know how it is Q. Alright. Easy come, easy go. Take a look. I'm sure you'll find
something you'll like. I did kind of like that missile pen it had its moments
for sure. But now I have a whole extra gadget slot right?
I mean, honestly, I'm kind of good with what I have. Fuck the shockwave camera.
Actually, no, shockwave camera. I feel like it'd be good
Hmm
Let's take it over.
The laser strap opens up vents and doors.
I feel like you have to have it.
We'll swap out the dart phone.
Okay.
Wonder if it's going to be like John Wick silencers or real silencers.
Coincidences that appear to liberate random events that seem meaningful.
If enough people slip on banana peels, it starts to look like banana peels are out to get us.
Spot on.
Well, I'm ready to head out.
Frug gates too risky. You'll need to take the sewer exit.
The sewer?
Can't be helped, I'm afraid. Let me get the door for you.
There. It's right through the window.
Just watch out for the vacant litter.
Just watch out for the vehicle, Lula.
Right. Good luck, Bob.
Sorry about the shoes.
Okay.
So, tell me, James.
Are you familiar with the scientist Benjamin Caw?
Hold on.
I read about him, I think.
Some kind of green energy plant here?
Little Marx.
Retrinovoltaic energy research.
Sadly, he died last month in Singapore under... ambiguous circumstances.
Three weeks later, a solar geo-engineering specialist died in Orlando, Florida.
Circumstances... equally ambiguous.
Yes, they're pardoned, not just...
Indeed.
May a flag be seemingly unconnected deaths as consistent with the MO of an elusive terrorist.
Caliban.
A rabid extinctionist who believes that mankind is a cancer on the planet that needs to be purged.
Sounds delightful.
Safe to say this caliban is not too keen on scientific progress. What's it got to do with web? Here's the kicker
According to Interpol caliban's child remains were recovered from a Mexican landfill
According to forensics. He's been dead for months. Now if this is true, it means they are made another blunder another ghost pattern
We believe Damien is in Vietnam to cover up this latest mistake
Okay, I kind of like this little concept versus AI, I kind of get it.
Makes sense.
Oh, my boat driver now.
Damn, look at this water, by the way.
Dang, aw shit.
Feels like Jurassic Park, geez.
Where is this?
Vietnam?
Vietnam? Vietnam does not look like this.
No way.
Once a year, we hop on a plane and venture somewhere to recharge our creative juices.
This year was...
Beautiful Vietnam locations. Checking?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, it looks just like it.
It's an L. I'll take it.
Time to die, Chapter 8 Vietnam.
That's fun.
How much do y'all think it caused to genuinely receive this type of treatment?
To go on this vacation?
It's gotta be like, at least $100,000 for the resort ticket.
Maybe not. That's gonna be crazier.
Maybe it's 30 pesos.
The villa is this way. We pride ourselves on exclusivity and discretion here at the pearl.
As such, we do not keep digital records of a guest stay with us.
I need you to sign the ledger and reception to confirm your arrival here.
I need eyes on the ledger.
Of course.
One more thing. There's a package waiting for you inside your villa. It arrived this morning.
Enjoy your time at the pearl, Mr. Smite.
I most certainly will.
You are a little too good at that.
At what?
Being a bit of a bell end.
Ah, what can I say?
Just seems to come naturally.
There's a bell end.
Like a rich snob or something?
Never heard bell end.
I think I'm gonna enjoy this place.
A dickhead.
Okay.
Alright, a little package. It's a bomb.
That's new.
And the glasses?
Cute glasses.
They see everything.
Recording it back here at MI6.
So you see what I see?
Yep.
I get to live vicariously through you for the next 24 hours.
But why?
Once you get eyes on the potential targets,
I can confirm it's them through the glasses.
Wonderful.
Pop them on.
We're live.
Good stuff.
Yes, I am this handsome.
Hang on. Oh, yeah. That ego of yours is fogging up the lens.
Too shame. It's making me think of like Kevin Whipplew.
I need to calibrate the glasses.
It really is.
God fucking damn it.
Compliments of the Tranquility Cave.
All organic, gluten and cruelty free.
At some next-level spa stuff great at least I smell good when Damien shows up
So that's what a thousand pound bottle of bourbon looks like he was me hoping for a bag of peanuts
Interesting inspect the hotel perks. Okay, I gotta keep who the view damn
whoa
that's
It's expensive.
Hang on, I gotta check.
Mm-mm.
IRL stream at Ha Long Bay? No. Where the fuck are the stairs?
Money, Penny? Eyes on Damien yet?
Traced him to an airport in Pharma, boarded a private plane to Singapore with five other men that I haven't been able to identify yet.
If you'd like to follow me, Mr. Smythe, reception is this way.
So, what do people do for fun at the pile?
Depends. Some guests prefer to simply just be during their time here.
We also offer a traditional healing ceremony, which is very popular with our guests.
It completely realigns the body's spiritual energy sounds intense. I won't cry. Will I?
Many do I think I'd rather repress
Huh here we are the reception is right over there my colleague will help you get signed in
I doubt you'll have too much trouble if you don't ask for the Emperor to be back.
Here we go.
Tell me you're not checking out.
I'm being upgraded actually.
Of course you are.
It must be important.
Hey.
The Emperor of Villa will be ready shortly.
Please make yourself comfortable while you wait.
I'll do that, thank you.
I didn't catch her name.
I didn't give it.
Dang!
Attractive mystery woman, one.
St. James's wife, Mill.
I don't know about James.
Right, yeah, ledger.
On it.
Afternoon.
I'd like to sign the ledger.
Make my stay official.
Mr. Smith, we've been expecting you.
Give it a flick through, so I can get a look at names.
Sign here, please.
Got what I need. Running a chat.
All done. Enjoy your stay with us, sir.
No, you don't have to tell me twice.
Okay. Got three profiles that fit Caliban's MO.
Ramon Hernandez, billionaire philanthropist.
Geneticist, Theresa Lorca, who you just met.
It's going to be the girl, obviously, who wouldn't have given her any character development.
Surely.
Or the other two are going to die and I'm going to save her and she'll be the last one.
Locate Teresa Lorca, locate Ramona, and who knows.
I mean, I don't want to go down here yet. There's got to be someone over here, surely.
Let's go this way first.
What?
That's my place, I don't want to go there.
Ooh, someone's going to be at the bar for sure.
Go on to the villagrants
Should I raise issue with hunders or not?
Yeah
Ramon stays at the hungville every time we're coming
He won't move
Doesn't like change
Fair enough
And then there's his in the hung villa
Which is very close
Just below where you are actually
Right
Let's try the quiet way in
So I need to get through here
I've been in Ramon's place
Just thinking about myself
The hung villa.
Nice.
Oh, I'm being forced into a cutscene.
He is drinking bourbon so I gotta do is get this into his drink
I feel like I don't, but I don't know if this is possible without doing that.
Those are the stairs right there behind them.
Doing spy shit.
Are we unsure of what that is?
That's not gonna do it, but you keep trying.
Oh.
Time to talk to Ramon. Ramon Hernandez! Please! Don't you move! Who the hell are you?
That's him James. Relax. I'm not here to cause trouble.
Keep your hands where we can see. Not so sure this was a good idea.
You better have a good reason to be here. I'm with him I say. We believe your life is in danger.
Wrong. It's your life that's in danger.
I didn't want to do this. I was going to sneak it into his room.
Whatever you're talking to, it's a little vice.
Tell him we know about Aguavade.
Aguavade?
We know about your connection to Aguavade.
Stand down.
You have 30 seconds.
The terrorists tell about it.
We think you're his next target.
I'm always somebody's next target.
A simple phone call would have surprised a mister.
Let me, James.
And it wouldn't have, because I wouldn't
have been able to give you this.
Swallow it.
And I'll just track you and your vitals for 24 hours.
And after 24 hours?
You piss it out. I stop the bad guys and we all go home. Give it here
That's crazy
Excuse me, I need a cigarette to call my nurse.
The house is your house, James.
Go with God, James.
Okay, now I assume I can just leave now that I've snuck in.
Who the hell are you? How's keeping me?
Enjoy your stay.
How'd you get in here?
Quite easily.
That's for a mon-track.
Where'd you go?
Damien's boarded a commercial flight how long way.
Tickets were booked under aliases.
Down to a four-hour journey.
I'm gonna find and bug the rest of our targets.
Okay?
I suppose you wanted to go with me.
To the party?
I can't.
working late and I'm trying to get the emperor villa ready for miss local she's
over at the Serenity space waiting on us to finish up no problem
hmm the emperor villa just left tonight perhaps another time Serenity space
sounds like a fancy name for bathroom let's hope not anyway it's in the center
the result
That's her Teresa Laker what's your plan get close and apply it on her skin
I'm with my six
Your hair is in danger you need to get a glass of wine or else fuck up
I'll come back later of course apologies again
All right, I see how to do this
The whole extra path over this way, maybe this works.
We'll see.
No, this is a different side with different security I think.
you know I mean I just swim over like that's where I got to get it might okay I
guess not the water is lava clearly
well that just loops me to the other side fucking mother fucker
accidentally slip and drown and maybe they will save us I could try like the
sandlot tech but she's not a lifeguard so
How can I help you, sir?
Look for a guest, Alice White, know where I might find the bar.
Yes, the American and his enthusiastic friends were overfired at Dalbit Lanting Bar last
time I saw him.
Being a handful, you could say that.
You'll find the bar right behind you and down the stairs.
Hey, well there's the other person.
Where'd he go from the other way?
Cracks Magazine's 2025 Man of the Year.
They call him Mr. Magnetic.
Developed a liquid that binds microplastic particles to separate them from water,
so that they can be safely removed.
They've him a very rich man.
Also good for the environment.
Wow, what a good find.
Alright, well, maybe I can distract these people or something or...
Bloody hell!
Oh, my eyes!
Well...
I needed to fuck with that radio, maybe.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Shit.
How do I get in here?
She's right there! Hey, bitch!
the ledge
When I can't climb up that
I don't see a single other path in here
So I have to get past these guards. There's no other way in
Maybe it's soft lock talk the other guy first, okay true. We'll try the other dude. Mr. Magnetic
It's so hot here.
A really murder beer.
Easy now.
Oh, you know what I'm gonna tell you?
I tried that yoga class this morning while I went for a run.
I thought it might be a nice stretch of it.
Clear the head.
Instead, I think I pulled something I didn't know existed.
Oh, I love this.
One of them came over when you were in the bathroom,
inviting me to come to a party at the Ocean View Bar
with his famous friend, Ellis White.
It's way over here, god damn, okay.
Mr. Smythe, lovely to see you, sir.
You can't come this way, Brue.
Brue?
My mate's throwing a bit of a jaw.
If you don't have an invite, I'll let you in.
Of course.
You'll probably have to do my sweet.
I'm going fetch it.
That was...
...futuristic.
Who makes flyers as invites for a private party?
And is white, apparently?
And one with a dissing
Speaking of which I'll go see
Maybe there's another way in I don't know
Can I hop over this
Yeah, right I can
This is your job
That's a target and it's like my life's a drink
Q-trak still wants to be swallows it right you read my mind
I don't think
My god
Private party singin smile big fan
Sounds like you've got yourself a drink problem.
I manage.
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah, the bar.
Apparently, my friends and I have been bothering some of the other guests,
so we shut us down.
Maybe I can help.
Maybe you can.
I misplaced the keys to the minibar, and...
I'm getting thirsty.
Would you mind taking a walk with my pal, Johnty, here to go fetch a new set?
He'll show you where.
Do that?
I'm all yours.
What do you say?
I'll be too.
My man, Johnty, you're up.
up can't believe I'm doing this maybe sitting the fan boy why am I stuck
walking you and those tiny shorts to the bar to get a set of keys I told them
couldn't be got just point me in my shorts in the right direction I'll do
the rest easy for you to save you I tried getting brew staff caught me made a
total scene now if I so much as breathe near that storage room they've tossed me
out on my ass
Oh, sorry, my bad, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Storage room behind the bar.
So in here.
Lot.
Any key carders?
We'll be eating what people normally have to spend months on a routine as well.
I know what we have to do.
Or I just kinda...
Apologies, sir.
You fucking ratchet bastard.
How can I CC these clowns?
Oh, I thought I was looking at something else.
That's what was going on over there, huh?
happening. Maybe I can just lie to him. I mean order something man get this guy working.
Man, let's talk to him again.
What are up with?
Help me out here.
I'm planning to propose to my girl to them.
They'll work out, the ring, the words, everything.
I just need that bottle to make it perfect.
And we make this day when she'll never forget.
All right, sir.
I'll see what I can do.
You're a lifesaver.
Lucky girl.
If she were real, of course.
Here's the culprits.
making so much noise I had so many guests asked me to do something about it
but I can't
management all makes its emphasis on so much money
the man who set the place on fire is a hundred pounds few
his money is louder than we are
at least they shut the bar now it was getting out of hand
won't do much good
I'll be back at it again later tonight
true
ok hang on
Oh no, not this way, sir.
Don't mind me. Just following a trail of bad decisions.
I'm afraid I can't help you with that. Good luck.
Alright, thanks.
Truth.
You're almost done there.
Almost. Just a few more minutes and we should be good.
I don't know.
It works.
I'm not going to lie, I really thought you'd do that.
You're a little faith, Johnty.
It wasn't no hard to get them.
Yeah, it was.
Anyway, I was wrong.
Respect.
You might just fit right in with us.
I think.
Yeah, buddy people!
The Key Masters have ripped it.
Alright folks, the bar is open.
What'll it be?
Something that kicks hard like a mule.
I'm sobering up here.
Yeah.
Tequila slammer.
I do make a mean tequila slammer.
Read my mind.
One slammer for Mr. Magnetic coming up.
Catchy, right?
Croc's quite an outweigh. I'm actually trying to copyright it at the moment.
Wasn't too keen on it at first, but my new lady friend over there, she digs it if you know what I mean.
Oh, I bet she does.
Between you and I, it's like shooting fish in a barrel here. It's like bang, bang, bang!
Then back to my villa for X-rated wrestling.
You get what I'm saying, bro. I don't need to spell it out for you.
No. Oh, I think I get the picture.
I want to punch him so hard right now.
Me too.
Me too what?
From me to you one tequila slumber
My new friends my it is true what they say this is weird all heroes
Q-truck is live you can get out of there now
Untrammied to shoot
remember
No, hold on
I gotta steal their tech easy hey two out of three
she is upstairs
i don't know i guess i have a lot of tech
again so maybe i can like
distract them with
some type of bullshit
but i know it's up more stairs
actually wait
it looks like i can climb something here
Oh my god.
I didn't think I'd be able to do this.
Okay.
Oh, no!
Thanks. You again?
She know the analysis of Marino Bacter and its role in the biosynthesis.
Yeah, I'm in genetics.
It's boring science stuff, Mr....
Our names now
John
present I
Like boring science stuff try me
Okay, then you ask for it
Well, I'll gay are inherently more efficient at carbon removal than to rest your plants their entire surface is dedicated to the act for the synthesis
They absorb as much carbon as all the plants and trees online combined.
Someone was paying attention to biology plants.
I mean to the plants that matter most.
So there's this particular strain of algae called Chlorella vulgaris
that absorbs more CO2 than any other plant on the planet.
That's why I'm here at the convention.
It's a secure funding for this super strain I'm developing,
which will be our most potent weapon against climate change.
Potentially.
That's simple, huh?
That's simple.
How about another?
Um...
The emperor will be ready for you, mom.
They've got a habit of doing that, haven't they?
I
Have no drink another time
Who do you just make her drink it man? I hope so grab her by the fucking throat and just shove it in there
Then run
GG's
All right, Romeo step out of it
That'd be harassing like a woman who experiments Jesus James really because she's a scientist all Q-tracks alive
Locker, Hernandez, and White all present in the counted form.
Hey, Moneypenny, we're a Damien and his men now.
On the ground at Halong Bay.
I'm tracking two SUVs that met his group at the airport.
They're about a three and a half hour drive out from you.
That means you have three and a half hours to prepare.
Perfect. It's a lot of time.
It's time to kill him.
Mr. Smith, we do hope you enjoy this day with us.
I can't go down that way, alright.
What color was your hair? Burnett, I think.
What's he doing?
Burning three hours?
cocktail please surprise me
James what are you playing at? I'm taking a moment. Are you serious?
Damien's en route we need to be ready. Who says I'm not?
Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be?
I'm only planning, I never get the chance to ask. How are you holding up?
Christ. Okay, let's see. Right is Gunning, France Head. The 00 program is on the verge of being
shuttered for the second time, and oh yes, almost forgot. You and Greenway terrorists, according
to Seneca as well. You love that. Other than that, I'm peachy. Right, since we're sharing,
let's do you. How are you doing? I'm waiting for my cocktail.
There you go, sir. You call it fulking chum. The perfect infusion of heritage and creativity.
Sounds delightful. Chin chin, money-penny.
James, something's wrong. It's Lorca. I think she's in trouble. Her heart rate's
spiking and her oxygen levels are falling through the floor. Get to her suite. Now.
On the way.
What?
Is it lunchtime already? I had the bar.
Out of the way
I feel like she's getting a massage or something or she's being fucked. No, it's going down
Okay.
Yikes.
You were free diving
Yeah, being a marine biologist comes in handy. Oh, what's your number?
Chasing a six at the moment
six
very impressive
People think it's all about the lungs, but it's all in the mind
My mistake easily made
So, what can I get you?
You seem the kind of guy who knows what he likes, so let me guess.
You don't like it too sweet, you don't like it too complicated, you like it straight up.
He took the glasses off, that's crazy.
She doesn't get to watch!
Oh, she does.
Audio, James, still on.
T, T, T time.
I think that's the first time James had sex in this game.
Am I crazy?
Second? Oh, it's the first one.
What the hell is he fuck? I don't even remember.
Oh, that's right, the waitress or whatever receptionist, that's right.
Okay.
Feels a bit tight. You sure Q got the measurements right?
I'll be the judge of that. The glass is on. Let me see.
No. No, very depth. No, it's off.
Tess off.
Oh, are you missing something?
The bow tie?
Looks like condoms.
I don't suppose Q included instructions.
How on earth did you make it through boarding school without tying one?
It's complicated.
Shall I get Q on the line?
Please do.
Okay, it doesn't look like condoms, but my mind went towards something else, but jeez.
Relax.
It's a bow tie, not C4.
Alright, make one end ever so slightly longer than the other.
New people in your vague measurements.
Pay attention, please.
Yes, sir.
Okay, done.
There we are.
Now, we're off to the races.
It would appear so.
Now, fold the short end to create our first bow shape.
After that, create the longer end over the center,
nice, clean, and even, please.
You know, I've disarmed bombs less complicated than this.
Nicely done.
Now you're getting it.
I look at you, saving the world one more
drobemile function at a time.
Now the second bow.
Fold that longer end to mirror the first.
You'll see a small loop forming behind the front bow.
Take the folded end, push it through the loop.
Steady now.
Don't panic, blow the whole thing.
Right, no panic.
Just a growing sense of it.
Why do I feel like I'm gonna defuse a bomb later?
This is practice for that.
I was never trained for this.
I'll let you see it.
Right?
Money coming?
Absolutely.
Silled shut.
Rooting for you here, James.
Excellent work, Bond.
Let's see if it survives content hours first.
Almost there.
Gently pull the folded parts on both sides to tighten the knot.
Once you do that, tug the loose end to even it out.
We're aiming for slight asymmetry here, more character.
Looks less like a cheap clip-on.
Which would have been easier, by the way.
Lastly, ensure the knot is nice and firm, and that's it.
You're done.
And people say field ops are stressful.
Okay, join the party. I did it.
What's your game, Tav?
Fine dining and expensive champagne.
Oh, be serious. Damien and his men are on their way.
We've got this. Once I'm in the restaurant, we'll get eyes on Ramon and Alice.
You keep tabs on my movements.
I'll watch over Lorca for the evening.
That's odd.
Lorca.
Her heart rate is...
This good body's here, gentlemen.
I feel safe for Old Winn.
It's still a bit sore, are we?
She'll be fine.
Listen, don't try and bug me.
Yes.
James, I think you need to get to the Emperor's Island.
Now.
Come on.
Gents.
Three really
That was white
Maybe they're already here
It's not Damien. I've been tracking the rest of these.
Oh, they're here.
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
Fuckin' okay.
Damien's?
Yeah.
They're here.
Be careful, James.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Let me finish my single first.
Those things are cute.
Be quick.
Batman.
What was that?
Nice.
You there?
Come out.
It looks like.
Yes, there's a way in between.
That didn't work.
I'm out of ammo.
This is not good.
How do I stealth take down?
How do I, it won't let me stealth take down?
Really?
Huh.
of
the
death of
the death of
Didn't see that coming, did you?
No, he did not.
What's this, what's the American doing here?
around looking for a boutique or didn't go the way he hoped he doesn't fit the
narrative the real caliber never allowed for collateral damage that means
perfect how many times my father is adamant that the validity of Thay's
This conclusion is not questioned.
Are you dumb?
Look at me.
Are you an idiot?
You make him disappear.
All right?
The boys in Alps will patch up the loose ends.
Go.
And Nico?
Bring Mokka to the side.
I think it's time we set things in motion.
Okay.
No, I got it all right.
Will it be enough?
It'll have to be.
Now go get the girl.
Not yet.
They'll kill Alice.
You can't save them all, James.
I'm not as sure as I'll try.
find us
Found him. He's on the lower floor. Watch this step on the full house down there. Good. I like those odds
pocket
What is this guy looking at?
Oh, that's crazy.
Insane timing, TBH.
Shortcut to the basement
Oh
Almost died that guy fucking punching me
Over. This is Indigo 1. Move your target into position now. Over.
What the hell are you doing, Spice?
You were there?
Put the bottle down. I just saved your life.
What the hell have you done with Theresa?
Ah, jeez.
That's for wasting a perfectly good bottle of wine.
Finally, James, look at all these locations up to the US.
Damn, okay, we got fireworks in Vietnam?
I'll talk about this.
I'll go first then.
Oh, shit.
Okay, we move.
Yeah, like no ammo, by the way.
Oh, shit.
Dude, did you have a gun?
Oh my god.
That's what I meant to do.
I was gonna iframe my pressing x nooo I had it
You
Well
I thought I could do a little takedown, I guess I couldn't.
Nice big ammo, we love that.
I'm close.
It's kind of scary how good you are at this.
Everybody's got a talent.
Everybody's got a toilet.
Well, I'm glad you're on our side.
Oh, big one, big one here.
Damn, okay.
This guy weaves in like fucking tackles out here.
Oh, shit.
My brother and I, to great pleasure, in the life of God, we have to...
Oh!
The new fall, I'm going to talk to the...
Paralyzer!
I love the dress.
Let's find the gift shop.
No way.
I mean it the villain getting like a burnt ugly face is typical I feel like
There it is!
I don't want to kill brother.
Get out of my way.
James?
James.
James, are you there?
What the fuck?
Down here.
You have me worried. Do you know where you are?
That means I have to party.
Listen, I'm in a bit of a bind here.
I know, I know.
Okay, I'm working on it.
Just try to buy us some time.
What is this guy fucking metal gear rising or something?
I swear, James.
Do you even have an off button?
Because you're starting to make the rest of this look bad.
Yeah, my world life balance isn't great.
Let's see if we can't find an even split okay
Isn't this like the notorious double O7 scene I guess it's not a laser this time, but oh
Oh
My six
They always settle their scores are you I'd start running
I get it
Having to compete with perfection knowing your father loves better more than you perfection
Are you kidding me? I'm the sergeant who has to get his hands dirty every time that glorified
chandelier makes a mistake. I almost wish the truth would come out. So quit! I promise
I'll do everything in my power to protect you. That's sweet James. Really? We both know
you have nothing to do with me. Damn it Damian, you can't contain this life forever! One way
or another, your father is going down. Don't let him ruin your life. Let me help you.
Nice try, James. Really.
You'll never defeat my father.
My Parian will see to that.
And we're back.
I got no more dialogue.
But we're lying down on the job again, aren't we, Bob?
You're late!
I know.
Old spills.
My name is Manamoovian and I'm not positioned.
Get to cover.
Gladly.
Nothing.
Okay, I guess we're doing this then.
Oh.
Gage!
You got a lot of company down there, still in one piece.
Right.
Okay, here's the plan.
You call them, I'll bag them in position.
Push forward through the quarry, I'll meet you at the other end of it.
Keep your head down.
I
Do you know like I
Mark something
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
It works.
Hit the... his explosives.
I see them.
That one guy can live back there.
Can you see through here?
I don't know.
Oh, the double!
Stay there.
I'm coming to you.
I'll be too.
On!
Up here.
Oh, his arm healed.
I'm not finished.
I thought you said you were out and let you have all the fun.
I don't think so. Hands.
And here. We won't be needing it.
What's the plan?
I'll take the high ground.
We push forward, corner Danian,
And then we put him down. Oh, wow
Money-penny they mean took my watch can you track it of course triangulating his position for you now I
Have him
His location has been marked on your cue lens. Thanks
Greenway, how you doing up there making lots and new friends. It's good to have you back
It's good to be back, but we're not out of the woods just yet
Damian bought a small army with him and they all make for terrific target practice always wanted to try one of those
Jesus Christ bring like what's your position right up ahead? Take it slowly. It's busy
Jesus Christ they're everywhere
ideas just the one it's our shooting at me instantly hello I haven't done anything
I'm dead.
Fuck
What's your position right up ahead? Take it slowly
Christ they're everywhere. I actually can't shoot yet
Come on, say something to me!
Let's stop!
Dude, these boxes don't fucking do anything.
It's wood. Yeah, clearly I just don't have anything to fucking hide behind.
And like, I don't even get to start the fight.
He starts it, and they immediately start blasting me!
Honestly, I might just back up.
I'm just hiding back there, it might be the play.
of
the
death of
the
death of
I
Fucking shaggun
you up again
Okay, taking all that ammo I guess, fuck it.
I'll do my best.
That was good for me.
How was it for you?
I've had better.
What on earth are you two talking about?
Oh, it's bonding.
I
Can't believe I'm behind here. What's the problem take it fire from all angles. They've got me pinned down on my way
Easy to mark green was positioned for me
Okay.
Oh, okay.
No, these boys really want to say hello.
Oh, okay.
That's the plan.
No.
I'll give you a suspect's bucket.
Oh, yeah.
Don't do much anyway.
Is this a building or a truck?
I'd rather sit and dig it as a brexit.
Then we'll stop a hundred million of my people.
Coming to you now, Benwin.
Get up on!
Ready!
Coming!
Oh, okay.
They auto-answered the blue barrel.
I died by the way how what I
Feel like I was honestly peeking for half a second. I don't know what you're doing differently there
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
cover left, that's why.
of
the fall of this guy
get back in the truck okay why doesn't he just drag I'll just snipe right
He's dead.
Thanks.
Your hit is amazing.
I'm gonna kill him.
you're here just make me I'll be fine yeah okay
James I'm here Greenway busy entertaining a few Damien's friends. I'm taking care of webdunia
You do know he's probably walking you into a trap don't you I know
Counting on it. We have the evidence so Nicholas Damien. They're finished, but I'm not okay
Please be careful. That's an order. I'll be careful
Can I not drop down here and hang or oh climb up, right
Hey, there's my watch I'm dead
That's crazy just punch me in the side alone at last
Little liquid courage for what happens next what this oh no this is so much more
It's a synthetic compound.
It floods the endocrine system, elevating physical and mental awareness.
It makes you faster, better, stronger.
Show me.
I thought you'd never ask.
Okay
You really do love the sound of your own voice, don't you?
What now?
Think James, think.
It's better.
Show me.
Something over here.
I'm pressing it.
This is the space around you James.
Under even the arch.
I need to pull your punches James.
Almost!
I need to pull your punches James.
I can't take him head off.
You think you won James?
Yes.
Enough games.
Do the same as right now.
Oh, that's not fair.
He's gonna stab his eye and die where I'm gonna do it.
He's gonna- yeah.
He's gonna be back with an eye patch and have a new
accent.
The next game.
punchline yet
Excellent
Oh, he's so dead it's crazy you bled out
Easy I'll go you
Dane, it's done. He's gone.
Okay, let me go, old man. Let's get you pieced up.
I thought you said it was just a scratch.
No, no wonders. I'm adrenaline.
Oh, stop.
We need to get you to a hospital.
Don't do James.
James.
What do I do?
I need you to tell me what to do.
Just...
just...
just sit for a bit.
Sit, man.
Enjoy the view.
I thought you hated her, Robert.
Tenzao, I was wrong about that.
You've got heart.
It's just what we need right now.
I don't know why I didn't see it before.
Because you're a miserable old bastard.
There is that.
Will you do me a favor?
Anything.
Don't let it change you.
Don't let it.
Is there anyone I should confide?
No.
Confirmed.
John.
Okay.
today, meaning that sources, assets, and even agents will be at risk.
The diplomatic hit we have already taken is irreversibly detrimental to our national
security, global interests, and Great Britain standing in the world.
Further jeopardizing that is not an option.
It has been decided to accept Wetz's demands and grant him immunity.
Wow.
Giving in is not giving up.
Quite the contrary, we do this to protect the country we all love.
It is time to stand down.
Thank you.
Bond, congratulations.
Your performance in Vietnam proved beyond a doubt you'll make an excellent double-edged.
What are you doing?
We can't let Webb get away with this.
What we do is my call.
The world's not fair, Bond.
I thought Greenway taught you that.
Don't bring Greenway into this.
Em, we have to go.
The Prime Minister's waiting.
Moneypenny will debrief you.
Then go home and get some well-deserved rest.
Uh...
Talk to Moneypenny, okay?
All I'm saying is that it could be a giant bluff.
I'm just not convinced that he's got anything more recent.
Why wouldn't he?
No doubt about your plan to stay in the first place tomorrow.
Security around the place.
Glad I'm on my hands.
Oh, right, for that matter.
The voice of an enemy went...
...based on what had not been promised.
Immunity. After all he's done.
I'm sorry about Greenway, James, but...
Well, she's not.
She's doing her job.
And she's doing it well.
And that's it. You're happy to just walk away?
No, but I also have a job to do.
I wrote some code to stress to some of their safety layers,
and I'm going down there now.
But I can see that you're not done ranting.
Come, walk with me.
There is a complete scam.
Webb lied to M26 for more than a decade.
He started out using the double O program as a scapegoat,
destroying 009 and Greenway's lives,
Cressida and the other recruits dead or maimed Monroe.
And now he's leaking top secret intel to the press,
and we're just letting him get away with it.
But how the hell has it come to this?
He's been one step ahead all along.
There's a sixth sense, I swear.
Even me, one.
He's monitoring his own tech, and we've let him.
Actually, we are certain that he hasn't.
Two full sweeps and a third one concluding as we speak.
Thayer isn't and never was compromised.
Come on, money-buddy.
We saw it at WebHQ, and Damian pretty much combined it.
Nevertheless, no breach has ever occurred.
Then explain to me how they could have a whole department
at Web Industries dedicated to sifting out Thayer's mistakes
If they didn't have a live feed of everything they are ever delivered, we didn't make that up, money penny.
What can I say?
Unless Webb has some...
...quantum entangled mirror computer, it's just not possible.
I hang on.
Hyperion.
That's gotta be it.
What?
It was something Damien said.
In Greek mythology, Hyperion is there as brother and consort, and makes perfect sense.
No.
It doesn't.
take like that is sci-fi doesn't exist probably never will but what if it did
what would you have to do to eliminate the threat if it were that simple destroy
remove the core and render the quantum cloud meaningless the data can't be run
without the core the core is the magic key
hmm wow
Oh, sorry.
Solid intel a gamble like that would be reckless beyond any sense
It go against my six is very reason to exist
It would be high treason
Say you won't do anything stupid
Course not I'm not mediate
Promise me
I'm sorry, Penny, I said it's about to rock you back.
Okay, but we're still cut scenic
Bond I just want to check in
Where is everyone I send an old home come join me
I'm doing. Dang, he knows. What? Blame yourself. Oh. I knew him for 25 years. The good years
and what came after. Operation Mindful changed and he slipped into darkness. Never could
find his way out until you came along.
The first light had more than a decade.
And he came back, more alive than ever.
And thanks to you, he went out with a bang
and not with a whimper.
And if that's not the reason to celebrate,
then I don't know what is.
The Greenway.
And to you, James.
Salute.
Don't forget to turn out the lights
Don't forget to turn out the lights when you leave
To get the hyperion on the edge you watch pistol
Whatever else Q's got lying around
steel field equipment damn well shit guys unfortunately I got to go that's the
stopping point I will be live tomorrow tomorrow path of exile season starts I
will play until then and hopefully it's not at a very important moment because
I'm closing the game at that point and I'm opening path so whenever seeing the
ending, we may not unlucky. Either way, GG's, I'll see you guys tomorrow.