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Oh"}, {"start": 355.88, "end": 357.88, "text": " Fucking I need my phone one sec"}, {"start": 360.0, "end": 365.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 390.0, "end": 418.76, "text": " I don't think you got too much longer if you still have that long until POE 2."}, {"start": 418.76, "end": 422.44, "text": " you think I feel like I've got a while man."}, {"start": 423.71999999999997, "end": 425.8, "text": " Path releases in what, two hours?"}, {"start": 429.24, "end": 430.59999999999997, "text": " I don't think I have time."}, {"start": 431.59999999999997, "end": 434.48, "text": " But a couple other things, Jesus Christ,"}, {"start": 434.48, "end": 436.92, "text": " I'm getting hit with a lot of things to do."}, {"start": 436.92, "end": 438.71999999999997, "text": " Volb sent me like eight videos."}, {"start": 438.71999999999997, "end": 440.92, "text": " I had a different video I wanted to watch."}, {"start": 442.36, "end": 444.44, "text": " Finn showed this to me on our podcast last night"}, {"start": 444.44, "end": 446.71999999999997, "text": " and he's like, we're not gonna watch the pod bro."}, {"start": 446.71999999999997, "end": 447.96, "text": " Like when the fuck am I gonna watch it?"}, {"start": 447.96000000000004, "end": 450.40000000000003, "text": " You watch it when you're home."}, {"start": 450.40000000000003, "end": 451.16, "text": " I wanted to see this."}, {"start": 451.16, "end": 451.52000000000004, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 451.52000000000004, "end": 453.52000000000004, "text": " There's a Yu-Gi-Oh!"}, {"start": 453.52000000000004, "end": 455.76000000000005, "text": " Yu-Gi-Oh!"}, {"start": 455.76000000000005, "end": 459.84000000000003, "text": " Winner."}, {"start": 459.84000000000003, "end": 464.12000000000006, "text": " How this player won Yu-Gi-Oh!"}, {"start": 464.12000000000006, "end": 464.72, "text": " Something."}, {"start": 469.48, "end": 470.20000000000005, "text": " This might be it."}, {"start": 470.20000000000005, "end": 471.48, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 471.48, "end": 474.16, "text": " So this video was posted eight days ago."}, {"start": 474.16, "end": 480.48, "text": " Apparently this guy made some Yu-Gi-Oh! deck and he went to a tournament. Apparently he's not even that good"}, {"start": 482.6, "end": 489.24, "text": " But he won the entire fucking tournament because he made some crazy deck that just countered everyone"}, {"start": 489.24, "end": 496.36, "text": " I don't know any other details. I have no idea, but a lot of like Yu-Gi-Oh! sweats are pissed"}, {"start": 497.28000000000003, "end": 500.44000000000005, "text": " So I wanted to see it. That's all I know. I don't know anything else. I've not seen this"}, {"start": 504.16, "end": 510.82000000000005, "text": " This is Marquis Henderson, a 16-year-old boy who has just performed the greatest upset"}, {"start": 510.82000000000005, "end": 516.32, "text": " in trading card game history, because he just won a 1400-man Yu-Gi-Oh Championship out of"}, {"start": 516.32, "end": 517.32, "text": " nowhere."}, {"start": 517.32, "end": 521.36, "text": " Even more surprising was the fact that this was the first large Yu-Gi-Oh event he had"}, {"start": 521.36, "end": 522.36, "text": " ever attended."}, {"start": 522.36, "end": 526.72, "text": " A random kid who had never even won a local tournament would somehow embrace the heart"}, {"start": 526.72, "end": 529.4, "text": " of the cards and breeze through the top tables."}, {"start": 529.4, "end": 533.88, "text": " Humiliating pro players along the way, some of whom were so salty that they refused to"}, {"start": 533.88, "end": 538.6, "text": " shake the boys hand after the match was over. You see, while his opponents used decks that"}, {"start": 538.6, "end": 543.8, "text": " cost thousands of dollars, Marquis instead scrounged together a deck using only cards"}, {"start": 543.8, "end": 548.6, "text": " that he could afford, but he would still somehow assemble a strategy that would completely counter"}, {"start": 548.6, "end": 553.72, "text": " the best decks in the meta. 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It would go toe-to-toe with the wind-ups, a combo deck that could set up an"}, {"start": 712.94, "end": 717.98, "text": " army of toys and rip away the opponent's hand on the first turn with a loop that involved recycling"}, {"start": 717.98, "end": 723.1800000000001, "text": " the wound-up hunter over and over again. But they made these decks really hard to put together."}, {"start": 723.1800000000001, "end": 727.4200000000001, "text": " Their signature cards were printed in the highest rarity, Secret Rare, which meant you would be"}, {"start": 727.42, "end": 732.6999999999999, "text": " lucky to even pull one out of a box of 36 booster packs. To give you an example, Rescue Rabbit and"}, {"start": 732.6999999999999, "end": 738.6999999999999, "text": " Evolver Doka were both $80 each and cards like one of Xen-Mains were $150. 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whose potential he recognized"}, {"start": 1168.22, "end": 1169.22, "text": " early on."}, {"start": 1169.22, "end": 1177.32, "text": " King Ryle, I gotta read the skill drain activate by paying a thousand life points the effects of all face-up monsters on the field are"}, {"start": 1177.48, "end": 1182.18, "text": " Negated while those monsters are face-up on the field, but their effects can still be activated. So"}, {"start": 1182.78, "end": 1188.8, "text": " This seems to be like his big counter is this essentially makes all their like infinite loop"}, {"start": 1189.6200000000001, "end": 1191.96, "text": " busted effect cards just broken"}, {"start": 1192.66, "end": 1195.22, "text": " But it says all monsters on the field"}, {"start": 1195.22, "end": 1201.68, "text": " So then his deck doesn't actually have anything that's negatively affected. So his deck is kind of built around this"}, {"start": 1203.82, "end": 1208.98, "text": " Something like that or his apparently his mock monsters activate from like the graveyard"}, {"start": 1209.64, "end": 1215.28, "text": " Okay, that's it. That's a deal skill drain a card whose potential he recognized no one cares nerd. How about a shower?"}, {"start": 1216.26, "end": 1218.26, "text": " Early on"}, {"start": 1218.74, "end": 1222.18, "text": " The opponent from searching the deck cards while horn of the phantom beast"}, {"start": 1222.18, "end": 1226.42, "text": " He's boosted his beast monsters, and let him draw a card each time the monster trampled"}, {"start": 1226.42, "end": 1227.42, "text": " over an opposing one."}, {"start": 1227.42, "end": 1230.14, "text": " Well, I gotta hear what he's saying, because this seems important, one sec."}, {"start": 1230.14, "end": 1234.26, "text": " King Ryle would stun the opponent from searching the card whose potential he recognized early"}, {"start": 1234.26, "end": 1235.26, "text": " on."}, {"start": 1235.26, "end": 1238.9, "text": " Gunner King Ryle would stun the opponent from searching their deck for cards, while Horn"}, {"start": 1238.9, "end": 1240.5, "text": " of the Phantom Beast boosts their card."}, {"start": 1240.5, "end": 1241.5, "text": " Now, read this."}, {"start": 1241.5, "end": 1246.02, "text": " Neither player can add cards from their deck to their hand, except by drawing them."}, {"start": 1246.02, "end": 1249.94, "text": " You can send this face-up card to the graveyard to negate the special summon of one of your"}, {"start": 1249.94, "end": 1252.14, "text": " opponent's monsters and destroy it, okay?"}, {"start": 1252.14, "end": 1256.5, "text": " King Ryle would stun the opponent from searching their deck for cards, while Horn of the Phantom"}, {"start": 1256.5, "end": 1260.98, "text": " Beast boosted his beast monsters and let him draw a card each time the monster trampled"}, {"start": 1260.98, "end": 1262.8200000000002, "text": " over an opposing one by battle."}, {"start": 1262.8200000000002, "end": 1266.78, "text": " And last but not least, Roborn Tegu was a pesky beast warrior who could be powered up"}, {"start": 1266.78, "end": 1270.26, "text": " by the horn and also replaced itself when it was removed from the field."}, {"start": 1270.26, "end": 1274.8200000000002, "text": " In total, his deck would cost just over $100, and most of the players in the hall would"}, {"start": 1274.8200000000002, "end": 1278.74, "text": " scoff at the idea of this deck being remotely competitive."}, {"start": 1278.74, "end": 1282.52, "text": " Day 1 of the tournament kicked off, which would start off extremely well for Marquis"}, {"start": 1282.52, "end": 1286.98, "text": " Henderson, who jump-started his event with 6 wins and 0 losses."}, {"start": 1286.98, "end": 1293.78, "text": " With his friends shocked beyond belief, Marquis was completely locked in."}, {"start": 1293.78, "end": 1298.42, "text": " He would only drop his first match in Round 7 to an empty jar deck, another rogue strategy"}, {"start": 1298.42, "end": 1302.78, "text": " that relied on decking out the opponent by looping the morphing jar over and over again."}, {"start": 1302.78, "end": 1325.22, "text": " But outside of this, all of his other opponents had utilized powerful metadex, and some of"}, {"start": 1325.22, "end": 1329.66, "text": " these opponents became perturbed for Marquis would have to read a lot of their cards, which"}, {"start": 1329.66, "end": 1334.6200000000001, "text": " agitated them even further, because this dude was going around playing a frustrating rogue deck,"}, {"start": 1334.6200000000001, "end": 1338.7, "text": " but also reading the popular cards that they would have expected him to know"}, {"start": 1338.7, "end": 1341.5800000000002, "text": " with a 6-0 record at a major tournament like this."}, {"start": 1341.5800000000002, "end": 1349.66, "text": " And both his opponents and the judges were especially shocked to find that Marquis wasn't familiar with the combos and rulings that they thought were-"}, {"start": 1349.98, "end": 1350.94, "text": " Okay, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 1351.3000000000002, "end": 1351.98, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 1352.7, "end": 1357.74, "text": " 23%, I have gotten 3% of my download de- 4%"}, {"start": 1358.18, "end": 1359.6200000000001, "text": " of my download so far."}, {"start": 1359.66, "end": 1362.8600000000001, "text": " through this entire video."}, {"start": 1362.8600000000001, "end": 1367.8600000000001, "text": " That cannot be right."}, {"start": 1367.8600000000001, "end": 1370.8600000000001, "text": " The servers are fucked. I mean, should I change my Steam server?"}, {"start": 1370.8600000000001, "end": 1375.5600000000002, "text": " Am I just fucked?"}, {"start": 1375.5600000000002, "end": 1378.76, "text": " It's the biggest patch. No, I have great download speed."}, {"start": 1378.76, "end": 1382.66, "text": " Change your download region."}, {"start": 1382.66, "end": 1385.8600000000001, "text": " Would that actually do anything here? You're saying..."}, {"start": 1385.8600000000001, "end": 1389.8600000000001, "text": " Okay, I'll do that might as well try"}, {"start": 1392.5800000000002, "end": 1397.3000000000002, "text": " Like I feel like the issue isn't the region it's the game"}, {"start": 1399.22, "end": 1403.5400000000002, "text": " Download region. Okay, so apparently Austin is not doing that. Well"}, {"start": 1407.7800000000002, "end": 1412.1000000000001, "text": " Okay, here's a place restart to take effect okay restarting steam"}, {"start": 1415.8600000000001, "end": 1425.0200000000002, "text": " Any second now hello steam logging in"}, {"start": 1434.7, "end": 1438.88, "text": " All right dark and darker 28 20 damn"}, {"start": 1440.98, "end": 1444.5400000000002, "text": " Damn, I'm speed running now. Okay. We're at 30 nice solid"}, {"start": 1444.54, "end": 1469.78, "text": " It also pissed him off even further that he was flipping cards like Skilldrain that nullified"}, {"start": 1469.78, "end": 1483.22, "text": " their expensive cards. These fires were completely shocked, and Ward of Mal spread pretty quickly."}, {"start": 1483.22, "end": 1488.26, "text": " Online, Cheddar slowly begun, with rumors of an unknown duelist who was playing in his first-ever"}, {"start": 1488.26, "end": 1494.18, "text": " YCS with a budget version of an outdated deck idea that pissed off the pro players at the top"}, {"start": 1494.18, "end": 1499.22, "text": " tables. While many reveled in the chaos and cheered Marquis on, others were less and optimistic."}, {"start": 1499.22, "end": 1503.3, "text": " Some of the pro players at the event even refused to shake his hand after the match,"}, {"start": 1503.3, "end": 1507.06, "text": " as they were extremely salty about the prospect of losing to such a player,"}, {"start": 1507.06, "end": 1508.98, "text": " and a deck that locked them down from playing."}, {"start": 1508.98, "end": 1512.5, "text": " Never mind one that was full of cheap, low rarity cards."}, {"start": 1512.5, "end": 1515.46, "text": " I don't know if he appreciated, like, you know, I kept drawing skill drain."}, {"start": 1515.46, "end": 1516.82, "text": " I kept drawing freaking skill drain,"}, {"start": 1516.82, "end": 1519.94, "text": " and he actually MST'd when I flipped another one in response."}, {"start": 1519.94, "end": 1521.46, "text": " I just have freaking two skill drain."}, {"start": 1521.46, "end": 1522.5, "text": " What is MST?"}, {"start": 1522.5, "end": 1524.5, "text": " He's skill drain, and he actually MST'd when I-"}, {"start": 1524.5, "end": 1528.66, "text": " Target one, spell and trap on the field and destroy it."}, {"start": 1528.66, "end": 1533.78, "text": " Okay, so he, yes, and he destroyed it, then he put another skill drain."}, {"start": 1533.78, "end": 1538.3, "text": " I put, like, flip another one in response, I just have, like, two skill drains, he killed"}, {"start": 1538.3, "end": 1540.18, "text": " mine, I just have another one, so he was mad about that."}, {"start": 1540.18, "end": 1543.94, "text": " Markies would play against several opponents utilizing the Dino Rabbit deck, a matchup"}, {"start": 1543.94, "end": 1546.82, "text": " that he found to be favorable midway throughout the tournament."}, {"start": 1546.82, "end": 1551.1, "text": " He would send as many trap cards as possible, and then use skill drain to lock out their"}, {"start": 1551.1, "end": 1553.34, "text": " 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choice."}, {"start": 1573.94, "end": 1576.9800000000002, "text": " And at this point, you're probably wondering how he did so well."}, {"start": 1576.9800000000002, "end": 1580.7800000000002, "text": " I mean, it's his first major tournament, he's picking up cards to read them, his opponents"}, {"start": 1580.78, "end": 1585.16, "text": " are frustrated, what was the secret sauce that Marquise had implemented?"}, {"start": 1585.16, "end": 1588.8799999999999, "text": " Well for starters, none of his opponents were really prepared, and many of their decks would"}, {"start": 1588.8799999999999, "end": 1592.3, "text": " lack adequate trap removal or ways to counter skill drain."}, {"start": 1592.3, "end": 1596.42, "text": " You see, a lot of these players weren't even playing Mystical Space Typhoon, which was a"}, {"start": 1596.42, "end": 1599.3, "text": " classic way to destroy a spell and trap card."}, {"start": 1599.3, "end": 1603.62, "text": " In its place, they instead elected to play high impact hand disruption cards that could"}, {"start": 1603.62, "end": 1608.06, "text": " be used on the first turn to try and stop the opponent from comboing, like Effect Valor"}, {"start": 1608.06, "end": 1609.8999999999999, "text": " to negate the windup combo."}, {"start": 1609.9, "end": 1614.66, "text": " Ironically, these cards happen to be absolutely useless against Marquis's TG Stun deck, which"}, {"start": 1614.66, "end": 1618.18, "text": " neither summoned a lot of monsters nor utilized their effects."}, {"start": 1618.18, "end": 1634.7800000000002, "text": " Since no one was prepared for it, this meant that Skildrain was there to stay on Marquis's"}, {"start": 1634.7800000000002, "end": 1639.6200000000001, "text": " field, allowing him to ultimately finish with an impressive 9-2 final record."}, {"start": 1639.6200000000001, "end": 1655.38, "text": " Also, if you guys are enjoying this video, don't forget to subscribe to the channel"}, {"start": 1655.38, "end": 1657.7800000000002, "text": " and touch that like button."}, {"start": 1657.7800000000002, "end": 1662.1000000000001, "text": " After the 11 Swiss rounds, the final standings were announced before the top 32 players would"}, {"start": 1662.1000000000001, "end": 1666.6200000000001, "text": " face off in a sudden death playoff racket to ultimately decide the winner of the tournament."}, {"start": 1666.6200000000001, "end": 1669.9, "text": " And in 12th place was none other than Marquis Henderson."}, {"start": 1669.9, "end": 1671.8200000000002, "text": " His friends erupted in cheers."}, {"start": 1671.8200000000002, "end": 1674.0600000000002, "text": " Marquis had done the impossible."}, {"start": 1674.0600000000002, "end": 1679.1200000000001, "text": " He had made the top cut of a tournament with almost 1400 players, and defeated multiple"}, {"start": 1679.1200000000001, "end": 1682.6200000000001, "text": " pro players along the way, with his own unique strategy."}, {"start": 1682.6200000000001, "end": 1684.46, "text": " But his job wasn't done yet."}, {"start": 1684.46, "end": 1686.38, "text": " He still had more yugioh to play."}, {"start": 1686.38, "end": 1692.0600000000002, "text": " His top 32 and top 16 matches would be against Alistair Albains and Michael Lux, two pro players"}, {"start": 1692.0600000000002, "end": 1693.8600000000001, "text": " with dozens of prior accolades."}, {"start": 1693.8600000000001, "end": 1698.3400000000001, "text": " The former with the 2nd place championship finished, and the latter a 1st place champion."}, {"start": 1698.3400000000001, "end": 1702.48, "text": " Both players were using down a rabbit, which Skildrain and a plethora of traps would take"}, {"start": 1702.48, "end": 1718.48, "text": " care of."}, {"start": 1718.48, "end": 1723.3000000000002, "text": " On an empty stomach, Top 8 would be an uphill battle, for his opponent, Jon Oxundine, would"}, {"start": 1723.3, "end": 1728.08, "text": " and utilize a windup strategy that could spell Doom from Arquese if he went second."}, {"start": 1728.08, "end": 1732.9199999999998, "text": " Like I mentioned earlier, the deck had a signature turn 1 combo that could discard nearly every"}, {"start": 1732.9199999999998, "end": 1738.08, "text": " single card in Arquese's hand before he even had a turn to play, especially because his"}, {"start": 1738.08, "end": 1743.24, "text": " deck lacked the one defensive card that could refill his hand to prevent this, Max C."}, {"start": 1743.24, "end": 1747.6399999999999, "text": " But luckily for Arquese, he would win the DiRow and go first, setting up Skill Drain,"}, {"start": 1747.64, "end": 1756.3600000000001, "text": " Which was more than enough to stop the wind-ups from, well, winding up."}, {"start": 1756.3600000000001, "end": 1760.72, "text": " Nearly winning Zaskir, thanks to a little bit of luck with the Dice Roll, the semi-final"}, {"start": 1760.72, "end": 1763.44, "text": " match would once again test his fortune."}, {"start": 1763.44, "end": 1767.2800000000002, "text": " It was another wind-up upon it, a pro player by the name of Anthony Pascarello."}, {"start": 1767.2800000000002, "end": 1771.96, "text": " Now, Anthony's deck actually played two copies of Mystical Space Typhoon, and though Markies"}, {"start": 1771.96, "end": 1775.8000000000002, "text": " would open the Dice Roll once again with a set skill drain, Anthony would open with both"}, {"start": 1775.8, "end": 1780.52, "text": " copies of Mystical Space Typhoon. But the rest of his hand didn't contain any monsters,"}, {"start": 1780.52, "end": 1785.08, "text": " allowing Marquis to simply beat him down. Even more interesting was the fact that Anthony had"}, {"start": 1785.08, "end": 1790.04, "text": " anticipated the existence of rogue trap decks. And to account for this even further, he would also"}, {"start": 1790.04, "end": 1795.24, "text": " side deck copies of Royal Decree, a continuous trap card that needed the effects of all other"}, {"start": 1795.24, "end": 1800.2, "text": " trap cards. And in the second game, he would open with a copy of Royal Decree and Mystical Space"}, {"start": 1800.2, "end": 1805.0, "text": " Typhoon, the perfect cards to counter Marquis' strategy. But just like in the first game,"}, {"start": 1805.0, "end": 1809.96, "text": " the rest of his hand was rather weak, with a lone windup rabbit as his only line of offense,"}, {"start": 1809.96, "end": 1813.32, "text": " which wasn't the card he needed to initiate the windup hand loop combo."}, {"start": 1813.32, "end": 1819.08, "text": " And not only this, but Marquis would top deck his own copy of Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy"}, {"start": 1819.08, "end": 1824.36, "text": " the Royal Decree, along with him to set up his army of trap cards and ultimately win the match."}, {"start": 1824.36, "end": 1829.48, "text": " Marquis' guardian angel was evidently working overtime. Ironically, Hansei of Rero,"}, {"start": 1829.48, "end": 1833.32, "text": " the winner of Nationals a year prior, and the pioneer of the TG Stun deck,"}, {"start": 1833.32, "end": 1838.78, "text": " Yes, the very man whom Marquis got his idea from in the first place would also make the top cut with Dino Rabbit."}, {"start": 1838.78, "end": 1842.84, "text": " But he would be knocked out early by another player so the two wouldn't cross paths."}, {"start": 1842.84, "end": 1848.34, "text": " But he would give Marquis a few motivational words for what would be the most important match in his entire life."}, {"start": 1848.34, "end": 1849.46, "text": " The Finals."}, {"start": 1849.46, "end": 1855.06, "text": " His opponent would be the last remaining Dino Rabbit player in the tournament, and the stakes were higher than ever."}, {"start": 1855.06, "end": 1857.78, "text": " The guy in the finals, his name was Roman Rodriguez."}, {"start": 1857.78, "end": 1858.78, "text": " I still keep remembering him."}, {"start": 1858.78, "end": 1860.1799999999998, "text": " Great opponent, it was a great duel."}, {"start": 1860.18, "end": 1863.38, "text": " He actually said in the news, oh, uh, uh, don't take my picture."}, {"start": 1863.38, "end": 1865.42, "text": " And the staff was like, why don't we need a picture?"}, {"start": 1865.66, "end": 1868.8200000000002, "text": " So I don't know, I don't think I'm gonna be so like, you won't find a picture of him anywhere."}, {"start": 1868.9, "end": 1870.26, "text": " So has he come in first?"}, {"start": 1870.3400000000001, "end": 1872.74, "text": " You actually wouldn't have a picture of the like of the winner at all."}, {"start": 1872.8200000000002, "end": 1878.02, "text": " Miraculously, Marquis would go first yet again and set up the death's most optimal opening"}, {"start": 1878.02, "end": 1883.46, "text": " play, Beast King Barbaros back behind four powerful trap cards with, you guessed it,"}, {"start": 1883.46, "end": 1885.18, "text": " one of them being skill drain."}, {"start": 1885.22, "end": 1889.0600000000002, "text": " But the icing on top was a starlight road that would protect its field from being wiped"}, {"start": 1889.06, "end": 1891.1, "text": " away by Roman's heavy storm."}, {"start": 1891.1, "end": 1894.74, "text": " In the second game, with his back against the wall, staring down his worst nightmare"}, {"start": 1894.74, "end": 1899.7, "text": " in the form of two of Alzar Lagia's, he would somehow top-deck a pot of duality, revealing"}, {"start": 1899.7, "end": 1913.3799999999999, "text": " the top three cards of his deck to add one to his hand."}, {"start": 1913.38, "end": 1918.8200000000002, "text": " the last revealed card, miraculously being the dark hole that he needed to wipe away"}, {"start": 1918.8200000000002, "end": 1920.66, "text": " his opponents entire board."}, {"start": 1920.66, "end": 1924.3000000000002, "text": " This was a game-winning move that would raise the trophy and the Blood Mephist into the"}, {"start": 1924.3000000000002, "end": 1929.18, "text": " air by the newly crowned champion of YC's Atlanta, Marquis Henderson."}, {"start": 1929.18, "end": 1943.78, "text": " I didn't even realize after I won, I was still locked in at the end of the day, I was like,"}, {"start": 1943.78, "end": 1949.3, "text": " at the end of the finals, I was like, I didn't know what to do, I was still no more dueling,"}, {"start": 1949.3, "end": 1951.46, "text": " I actually was in the thick of it."}, {"start": 1951.46, "end": 1953.78, "text": " Now I called my dad, I ended up winning."}, {"start": 1953.78, "end": 1957.1000000000001, "text": " With word of his victory, the entire Yu-Gi-Net erupted."}, {"start": 1957.1000000000001, "end": 1986.4, "text": " While the reaction was generally positive, many people couldn't fathom that a nobody had once such a prestigious tournament, especially a first-timer."}, {"start": 1986.4, "end": 1989.42, "text": " And of course with the strategy that no one felt was playable."}, {"start": 1989.42, "end": 1991.8000000000002, "text": " Now, funny enough, there would be another TG Stun..."}, {"start": 1991.8000000000002, "end": 1993.8000000000002, "text": " Oh, I gotta read these as actual stats."}, {"start": 1993.8000000000002, "end": 1998.3000000000002, "text": " I think it's funny that people can automatically tell if his win was from luck or not,"}, {"start": 1998.3000000000002, "end": 2003.4, "text": " just by sitting behind their computers, bouncing between this forum and the Konami website."}, {"start": 2003.4, "end": 2008.3000000000002, "text": " I find it funny that we directly assume that a 14-year-old with no YCS experience playing TG"}, {"start": 2008.3000000000002, "end": 2012.3000000000002, "text": " with no hand traps to keep the current meta and check won the whole thing by skill."}, {"start": 2012.3, "end": 2017.7, "text": " Because you can set skill drain when your opponent goes first?"}, {"start": 2017.7, "end": 2018.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2018.7, "end": 2024.98, "text": " I see that no one felt was playable."}, {"start": 2024.98, "end": 2028.6599999999999, "text": " Now funny enough, there would be another tg stun deck in the top 32 alone."}, {"start": 2028.6599999999999, "end": 2033.7, "text": " I just, I don't know where you're at when you're on the Yu-Gi-Oh forms in 2026."}, {"start": 2033.7, "end": 2036.06, "text": " It's, I don't know."}, {"start": 2036.06, "end": 2037.06, "text": " Side marquise."}, {"start": 2037.06, "end": 2039.26, "text": " Propelling the deck to finally be respected once more."}, {"start": 2039.26, "end": 2040.26, "text": " I'd be scared to be in a discord clock."}, {"start": 2040.26, "end": 2041.26, "text": " But the pros were angry."}, {"start": 2041.26, "end": 2043.8799999999999, "text": " They thought that Marquis' deckbuilding was sub-optimal."}, {"start": 2043.8799999999999, "end": 2048.34, "text": " He had played a budget-friendly alternative to the optimal build for going important"}, {"start": 2048.34, "end": 2052.38, "text": " metagame cards like Maxi that, in their opinion, was a non-negotiable."}, {"start": 2052.38, "end": 2055.78, "text": " It was the only way of winning against wind-ups when going second."}, {"start": 2055.78, "end": 2060.46, "text": " Beyond that, they also said his ratios were incorrect, like playing one lone copy of Sala"}, {"start": 2060.46, "end": 2064.86, "text": " Morning was one of the most powerful trap cards in the game that could negate any summon."}, {"start": 2064.86, "end": 2069.3, "text": " Then they malmitted the fact that Marquis had side-deck three copies of Deswombat, a"}, {"start": 2069.3, "end": 2072.88, "text": " a card that was played for the sole purpose of countering Burn Decks."}, {"start": 2072.88, "end": 2074.88, "text": " Alright, nobody probably knows what this card is, but..."}, {"start": 2074.88, "end": 2075.88, "text": " What the hell is this man?"}, {"start": 2075.88, "end": 2076.88, "text": " I mean, please, guys, continue."}, {"start": 2076.88, "end": 2077.88, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 2077.88, "end": 2078.88, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 2078.88, "end": 2079.88, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 2079.88, "end": 2080.88, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 2080.88, "end": 2081.88, "text": " No back."}, {"start": 2081.88, "end": 2082.88, "text": " No effect, man."}, {"start": 2082.88, "end": 2083.88, "text": " I never signed him, because I never played changes."}, {"start": 2083.88, "end": 2084.88, "text": " I'm so happy about it."}, {"start": 2084.88, "end": 2085.88, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 2085.88, "end": 2086.88, "text": " Can I do it for you, then?"}, {"start": 2086.88, "end": 2090.2400000000002, "text": " Except that Burn Decks were rogue in particular, and it was highly unlikely that anyone had"}, {"start": 2090.2400000000002, "end": 2094.88, "text": " entered a championship tournament with one, meaning Marcisa effectively wasted three critical"}, {"start": 2094.88, "end": 2099.76, "text": " slots in his 15-card side deck to account for a non-competitive deck that he'd encountered"}, {"start": 2099.76, "end": 2101.44, "text": " once or twice at locals."}, {"start": 2101.44, "end": 2102.44, "text": " But it gets even worse."}, {"start": 2102.44, "end": 2107.92, "text": " One popular rumor would spread online saying that Marquis was autistic, which wasn't true"}, {"start": 2107.92, "end": 2108.92, "text": " at all."}, {"start": 2108.92, "end": 2109.92, "text": " But, uh, okay."}, {"start": 2109.92, "end": 2113.92, "text": " It's actually funny, during the tournament they did start a rumor that I was autistic."}, {"start": 2113.92, "end": 2117.92, "text": " And I was like, oh, this autistic kid, one day the man was like, hey, hold on, I thought"}, {"start": 2117.92, "end": 2118.92, "text": " it was funny."}, {"start": 2118.92, "end": 2119.92, "text": " But no, I'm not autistic anyway."}, {"start": 2119.92, "end": 2121.92, "text": " But he starts that rumor."}, {"start": 2121.92, "end": 2126.56, "text": " But the only way of rationalizing that Marquis had won was the possibility of him being a"}, {"start": 2126.56, "end": 2130.48, "text": " savant, someone who had become a yugio-genius overnight."}, {"start": 2130.48, "end": 2134.48, "text": " Some would accuse him of cheating, saying that the only plausible explanation was sleight"}, {"start": 2134.48, "end": 2137.64, "text": " of hand or rigging up the game and not talent."}, {"start": 2137.64, "end": 2141.44, "text": " After all, he had completely shaken up the expectations of what should have won."}, {"start": 2141.44, "end": 2142.44, "text": " In their eyes..."}, {"start": 2142.44, "end": 2144.56, "text": " Oh, I gotta pause, I think my game's gonna be done."}, {"start": 2144.56, "end": 2148.56, "text": " So y'all saying I can log in now and like get in queue before I finish the video?"}, {"start": 2151.16, "end": 2153.16, "text": " Let's see..."}, {"start": 2156.16, "end": 2160.16, "text": " Well my audio just sort of broke. Holy shit, hang on."}, {"start": 2169.56, "end": 2170.56, "text": " Jeez."}, {"start": 2171.7599999999998, "end": 2172.7599999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2174.56, "end": 2175.68, "text": " Okay, log in."}, {"start": 2180.7999999999997, "end": 2183.52, "text": " How many people are allowed in the game?"}, {"start": 2185.12, "end": 2186.16, "text": " Like, at a time."}, {"start": 2188.64, "end": 2191.7599999999998, "text": " I'd imagine more than 8,000, right?"}, {"start": 2192.08, "end": 2198.24, "text": " So, like, being, yeah, just everyone just goes right in, probably."}, {"start": 2198.2400000000002, "end": 2212.2000000000003, "text": " I think a 20 second queue? Okay, chill. Well, I'm all tapped, so... actually..."}, {"start": 2212.2000000000003, "end": 2217.84, "text": " I just closed the game by hitting my escape key. I was trying to hit escape so I could"}, {"start": 2217.84, "end": 2222.7200000000003, "text": " make the game windowed mode so I can like do other stuff easier."}, {"start": 2222.7200000000003, "end": 2223.2200000000003, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2224.32, "end": 2224.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2225.1200000000003, "end": 2227.42, "text": " Cogwheel, full screen. We're going windowed."}, {"start": 2227.5200000000004, "end": 2228.5200000000004, "text": " Keep changes."}, {"start": 2228.6200000000003, "end": 2229.32, "text": " Log in."}, {"start": 2233.82, "end": 2234.6200000000003, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 2236.5200000000004, "end": 2237.5200000000004, "text": " And then I'm gonna mute it."}, {"start": 2246.7200000000003, "end": 2248.32, "text": " Okay, muted it. Back to my video."}, {"start": 2248.32, "end": 2253.28, "text": " It's only a pro player should have been able to win, and using a deck that costs thousands"}, {"start": 2253.28, "end": 2254.28, "text": " of dollars."}, {"start": 2254.28, "end": 2260.32, "text": " A lot of players online would complain about Marquis getting extremely lucky, almost uncharacteristically."}, {"start": 2260.32, "end": 2263.6800000000003, "text": " One commenter would say, just gonna throw this out there, but the two feature matches"}, {"start": 2263.6800000000003, "end": 2268.88, "text": " they put up, his opponent had pretty bad hands, and he had outs to everything."}, {"start": 2268.88, "end": 2270.7200000000003, "text": " Dude has Yu-Gi level luck."}, {"start": 2270.7200000000003, "end": 2274.36, "text": " He would frequently win the dice roll and go first, which was the crucial way of winning"}, {"start": 2274.36, "end": 2278.44, "text": " with a trap deck that could set up an army of defensive options before the opponent got"}, {"start": 2278.44, "end": 2279.52, "text": " a chance to play."}, {"start": 2279.52, "end": 2285.08, "text": " They explored every possible angle to discredit Marquis' victory, but at the same time, others"}, {"start": 2285.08, "end": 2286.08, "text": " would defend him."}, {"start": 2286.08, "end": 2290.28, "text": " Excited that a rogue strategy had won the event, piloted by a new player who had put"}, {"start": 2290.28, "end": 2294.52, "text": " the rich and the mighty in their place, showing everyone that Yu-Gi-Oh wasn't just about activating"}, {"start": 2294.52, "end": 2295.52, "text": " the credit card."}, {"start": 2295.52, "end": 2301.88, "text": " I think way more people were just like, hey, listen, this is a cool deck, getting an expect to win, this is a nice thing that happened."}, {"start": 2301.88, "end": 2303.78, "text": " So, honestly, it was way more positive than negative."}, {"start": 2303.78, "end": 2307.16, "text": " People came up after it was like, oh, I really want to play this deck, I think this deck is cool."}, {"start": 2307.16, "end": 2312.42, "text": " Ironically, after his victory, many players even adapted and would begin playing the TG Stun Deck."}, {"start": 2312.42, "end": 2317.7, "text": " If a 16-year-old kid who had never entered a championship could win with an incomplete build,"}, {"start": 2317.7, "end": 2320.6, "text": " then the deck had certainly outperformed in some capacity."}, {"start": 2320.6, "end": 2324.44, "text": " This was short-lived, however, as the deck was almost immediately hit on the ban list,"}, {"start": 2324.44, "end": 2329.52, "text": " with both TG Stryker and Reborn Tengu, two of the deck's main monsters, being restricted."}, {"start": 2329.52, "end": 2332.2, "text": " Though not necessarily due to the TG Stun deck,"}, {"start": 2332.2, "end": 2337.3199999999997, "text": " for both of these cards were also abused in other decks around the same time, catching it in the crossfire."}, {"start": 2337.3199999999997, "end": 2339.56, "text": " Uh, but yeah, that was like, really, my first big event."}, {"start": 2339.56, "end": 2345.0, "text": " The Star's Align, that's all right. The Star's Align, I tried to play well, but it was a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh going on."}, {"start": 2345.0, "end": 2346.2, "text": " A lot of Yu-Gi-Oh moments."}, {"start": 2346.2, "end": 2348.56, "text": " But that was the only YCS I ever entered, and I ended up winning."}, {"start": 2348.56, "end": 2354.74, "text": " At the end of the day, it seems that all the stars would align for Marquista to win the championship on that fateful weekend."}, {"start": 2354.74, "end": 2360.7999999999997, "text": " A combination of fortune, his opponents being unprepared, and the power of skill drain were all factors that played into this."}, {"start": 2360.7999999999997, "end": 2363.86, "text": " But regardless, his skill was what mattered the most."}, {"start": 2363.86, "end": 2370.02, "text": " No matter how lucky you get, you still have to be extremely good at the game to win a championship of 1400 players."}, {"start": 2370.02, "end": 2376.86, "text": " But all of this would come together perfectly to allow him to achieve the greatest monumental feat in competitive Yu-Gi-Oh! history."}, {"start": 2376.86, "end": 2381.42, "text": " Nevertheless, this would seemingly be the most fortuitous weekend for Marquis Henderson,"}, {"start": 2381.42, "end": 2384.34, "text": " as he would never again perform at a major Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament."}, {"start": 2384.34, "end": 2386.46, "text": " To this day, actually, I was the only YCS I ever entered."}, {"start": 2386.46, "end": 2388.78, "text": " If I was the only YCS I ever entered, I ended up winning."}, {"start": 2388.78, "end": 2393.06, "text": " Instead retiring from play and starting his own trading card-bending booth in Atlanta,"}, {"start": 2393.06, "end": 2395.6600000000003, "text": " at the popular card show, Charlie's Collectible Show."}, {"start": 2395.6600000000003, "end": 2398.34, "text": " I ended up just vending mostly just Yu-Gi-Oh!"}, {"start": 2398.34, "end": 2399.78, "text": " But it just became more and more."}, {"start": 2399.78, "end": 2402.82, "text": " Well, I have a booth in Charlie's Collectible Show,"}, {"start": 2402.82, "end": 2405.7400000000002, "text": " both in the Atlanta and the Houston locations."}, {"start": 2405.7400000000002, "end": 2409.34, "text": " I can't say enough about Transfabricio. They're insane. The owner's done a lot for me."}, {"start": 2409.34, "end": 2414.0600000000004, "text": " Maybe 60 or 70 card vendors, anime, sports, video games."}, {"start": 2414.0600000000004, "end": 2418.46, "text": " With a booth called Trading Cards LLC, so if you're in the Atlanta or Houston area,"}, {"start": 2418.46, "end": 2421.82, "text": " definitely go check out the show. Who knows? You might even see the legend in person."}, {"start": 2421.82, "end": 2424.46, "text": " And what happened to the prize Blood Mephist you might ask?"}, {"start": 2424.46, "end": 2428.3, "text": " So, because I was 16, I was kind of broke. When I realized that card was actually worth money,"}, {"start": 2428.3, "end": 2431.82, "text": " I sold it on eBay. Somebody told me it was $1,000. I'm like, I'll just list it for $600."}, {"start": 2431.82, "end": 2435.34, "text": " Someone had bought it that day. And I was like, somebody got a good deal. There you go."}, {"start": 2435.34, "end": 2438.2400000000002, "text": " Hopefully somebody still hasn't taken care of that, but I still have the trophy of course."}, {"start": 2438.2400000000002, "end": 2440.94, "text": " Regardless, his accomplishment would forever be..."}, {"start": 2448.6400000000003, "end": 2450.2400000000002, "text": " That ruined my whole day."}, {"start": 2454.04, "end": 2455.6400000000003, "text": " That actually just ruined..."}, {"start": 2456.1400000000003, "end": 2460.1400000000003, "text": " All of it. I was so happy this college kid was about to get like, $10,000."}, {"start": 2460.1400000000003, "end": 2463.34, "text": " Maybe he is fucking autistic or something. Like, what is happening?"}, {"start": 2463.34, "end": 2464.04, "text": " How do you..."}, {"start": 2464.04, "end": 2469.32, "text": " How do you not get told by someone there, the value?"}, {"start": 2469.32, "end": 2472.52, "text": " It's a $20,000 card."}, {"start": 2472.52, "end": 2478.88, "text": " It's the first grand prize fucking winning, $16,000, but how did nobody tell him?"}, {"start": 2478.88, "end": 2481.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm actually certain it's won."}, {"start": 2481.24, "end": 2485.52, "text": " It's one of the greatest miracles in Yu-Gi-Oh history, with the community recognizing that"}, {"start": 2485.52, "end": 2490.92, "text": " Marquis had overcome every possible adversity to embrace the heart of the cards and achieve"}, {"start": 2490.92, "end": 2493.96, "text": " the impossible."}, {"start": 2493.96, "end": 2497.68, "text": " This is 2012, now it's 20k dummy."}, {"start": 2497.68, "end": 2503.1, "text": " So it was 20k today, it was 1k at the time, oh."}, {"start": 2503.1, "end": 2504.1, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 2504.1, "end": 2506.7400000000002, "text": " It's gone up times 20?"}, {"start": 2506.7400000000002, "end": 2507.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2507.7400000000002, "end": 2515.82, "text": " Okay, thank you Christy."}, {"start": 2515.82, "end": 2523.66, "text": " How do I make it, oh, okay, here you go, nice."}, {"start": 2523.66, "end": 2530.66, "text": " Okay, that was my sister."}, {"start": 2530.66, "end": 2537.66, "text": " And then Volp sent me like five things to watch."}, {"start": 2537.66, "end": 2539.16, "text": " Okay, well I've seen this."}, {"start": 2539.16, "end": 2541.66, "text": " The kid has like really good burn."}, {"start": 2541.66, "end": 2546.66, "text": " The first one is the creepy, creepy sound of the common loon."}, {"start": 2546.66, "end": 2547.66, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 2547.66, "end": 2549.66, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 2549.66, "end": 2551.66, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 2553.66, "end": 2554.66, "text": " Oh, look at that."}, {"start": 2554.66, "end": 2555.66, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 2557.66, "end": 2558.66, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2558.66, "end": 2560.66, "text": " I'm going to do two species of crab."}, {"start": 2560.66, "end": 2563.66, "text": " American crab or a fish crab?"}, {"start": 2563.66, "end": 2564.66, "text": " Prepare it."}, {"start": 2564.66, "end": 2566.66, "text": " In America, this one's black."}, {"start": 2566.66, "end": 2567.66, "text": " Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 2567.66, "end": 2569.66, "text": " Ah! Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 2569.66, "end": 2576.66, "text": " And then, a fish friend."}, {"start": 2576.66, "end": 2581.66, "text": " Just let this kid's crazy."}, {"start": 2581.66, "end": 2586.66, "text": " Then he's done the river."}, {"start": 2586.66, "end": 2591.66, "text": " That's not funny."}, {"start": 2591.66, "end": 2598.66, "text": " And then the Indian people."}, {"start": 2628.66, "end": 2631.66, "text": " Look at his basket on his side."}, {"start": 2634.66, "end": 2638.66, "text": " This is what a company's got like. So many more to go through."}, {"start": 2640.66, "end": 2642.66, "text": " That's a great ball. A little hot."}, {"start": 2642.66, "end": 2647.66, "text": " I don't know what a ball you could sound like, but you can ride too."}, {"start": 2647.66, "end": 2651.66, "text": " This is what I think the Reds got a hot sound."}, {"start": 2651.66, "end": 2653.66, "text": " And this is what a sound like."}, {"start": 2658.66, "end": 2661.74, "text": " BANG!"}, {"start": 2661.74, "end": 2664.8199999999997, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2664.8199999999997, "end": 2668.22, "text": " I don't think it's cool round here."}, {"start": 2668.22, "end": 2669.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2669.22, "end": 2670.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2670.22, "end": 2671.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2671.22, "end": 2672.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2672.22, "end": 2673.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2673.22, "end": 2674.22, "text": " How did you do it?"}, {"start": 2674.22, "end": 2675.22, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2675.22, "end": 2676.22, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 2676.22, "end": 2677.22, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 2677.22, "end": 2678.22, "text": " This, this is the one."}, {"start": 2678.22, "end": 2679.22, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 2679.22, "end": 2680.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2680.22, "end": 2681.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2681.22, "end": 2682.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2682.22, "end": 2683.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2683.22, "end": 2684.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2684.22, "end": 2685.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2685.22, "end": 2686.22, "text": " BOOING!"}, {"start": 2686.22, "end": 2687.22, "text": " Why are we shaking?"}, {"start": 2687.22, "end": 2688.22, "text": " What has happened?"}, {"start": 2688.2200000000003, "end": 2690.2200000000003, "text": " Is this normal?"}, {"start": 2690.2200000000003, "end": 2693.2200000000003, "text": " Johnny Morris' favorite, San Diego Prane."}, {"start": 2696.2200000000003, "end": 2697.2200000000003, "text": " But this is part of it."}, 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2771.58, "end": 2775.9, "text": " All right, buddy, you ready?"}, {"start": 2775.9, "end": 2778.74, "text": " You can run free, but you know the boundaries, okay?"}, {"start": 2778.74, "end": 2780.7799999999997, "text": " I'll call you when it's time to come back."}, {"start": 2780.7799999999997, "end": 2782.18, "text": " Go, go, go play."}, {"start": 2782.18, "end": 2788.38, "text": " All right, so when I bring him to the park, I can set up a virtual fence, pretty much."}, {"start": 2788.38, "end": 2793.38, "text": " So I'll add a fence."}, {"start": 2793.38, "end": 2798.2999999999997, "text": " And then when he approaches the boundary asset, it will alert him."}, {"start": 2798.3, "end": 2803.26, "text": " And then when he hits the boundary asset, it will call me so that I can keep my dog safe"}, {"start": 2803.26, "end": 2805.54, "text": " all the time."}, {"start": 2805.54, "end": 2806.54, "text": " It's still fucked."}, {"start": 2806.54, "end": 2807.54, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 2807.54, "end": 2809.1400000000003, "text": " Your dog should be on a leash out in public."}, {"start": 2809.1400000000003, "end": 2810.1400000000003, "text": " There he goes."}, {"start": 2810.1400000000003, "end": 2813.1400000000003, "text": " Alright buddy, it's time to come back."}, {"start": 2813.1400000000003, "end": 2818.94, "text": " I have a family member who's like, deathly scared of dogs."}, {"start": 2818.94, "end": 2820.34, "text": " Come on back buddy."}, {"start": 2820.34, "end": 2821.34, "text": " You've gone too far."}, {"start": 2821.34, "end": 2822.34, "text": " We're deathly afraid."}, {"start": 2822.34, "end": 2824.26, "text": " Here you come."}, {"start": 2824.26, "end": 2828.2200000000003, "text": " So if a dog is running around on a leash or off a leash, they're horrified."}, {"start": 2828.2200000000003, "end": 2829.2200000000003, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 2829.2200000000003, "end": 2835.26, "text": " And it's like 99% of the time you're fine, but like they have an irrational fear of"}, {"start": 2835.26, "end": 2836.26, "text": " dogs."}, {"start": 2836.26, "end": 2837.26, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 2837.26, "end": 2838.26, "text": " Let's keep your dog leached."}, {"start": 2838.26, "end": 2839.26, "text": " Good boy."}, {"start": 2839.26, "end": 2840.26, "text": " Welcome back."}, {"start": 2840.26, "end": 2841.26, "text": " I miss you."}, {"start": 2841.26, "end": 2846.0600000000004, "text": " Maybe this could be used like on some private property in some way, but this looks like"}, {"start": 2846.0600000000004, "end": 2849.5, "text": " it's public either way."}, {"start": 2849.5, "end": 2852.34, "text": " My opinion."}, {"start": 2852.34, "end": 2854.34, "text": " What is Scrandle.com?"}, {"start": 2856.34, "end": 2865.34, "text": " The fuck is this? Scrandle 2, the thrilling daily game of food comparison. New feature for supporters this month, league tables."}, {"start": 2866.34, "end": 2868.34, "text": " The fuck is this?"}, {"start": 2869.34, "end": 2874.34, "text": " For sure, if it's not my dog, it's always scary. I don't know why you're talking about this. Click daily."}, {"start": 2876.34, "end": 2878.34, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 2879.34, "end": 2881.34, "text": " What do I do here?"}, {"start": 2882.34, "end": 2898.26, "text": " You check food and price. You pick on pick which one is more popular. You pick the food"}, {"start": 2898.26, "end": 2901.94, "text": " you think everyone else think looks better. Okay, so basically everyone's playing this"}, {"start": 2901.94, "end": 2906.94, "text": " game and you're picking the one that you think has the most votes. There's no way people"}, {"start": 2906.94, "end": 2923.02, "text": " aren't going left. Oh, the price also, I didn't even look at that. Oh. Are these not the same"}, {"start": 2923.02, "end": 2941.9, "text": " thing? It's a fucking MRE. US government property commercial resale is unlawful. Mexican style"}, {"start": 2941.9, "end": 2948.74, "text": " rice and bean bowl or a chicken burrito bowl. Oh, yeah, I guess the title is what you should"}, {"start": 2948.7400000000002, "end": 2963.42, "text": " look at, because both of them could be described as slop. Not even kidding. Can you even, honestly,"}, {"start": 2963.42, "end": 2970.82, "text": " the left looks like everything is a little more, like I can tell there's corn in here."}, {"start": 2970.82, "end": 2979.2200000000003, "text": " I guess I can kind of tell there's corn right there, maybe, but like, I'm going left, okay?"}, {"start": 2979.2200000000003, "end": 2982.1800000000003, "text": " I'm in line with everyone."}, {"start": 2982.1800000000003, "end": 2992.38, "text": " MREs are fine when you are out in the field, okay?"}, {"start": 2992.38, "end": 2998.02, "text": " Smoked Almond's or Jalapeno cash use?"}, {"start": 2998.02, "end": 3009.62, "text": " Honestly, left. I'm gonna go Jalapeno. Nice. People have taste. I like that. What the"}, {"start": 3009.62, "end": 3018.3, "text": " fuck? Well, one's not even in English. What is that a fucking brick? What is this from"}, {"start": 3018.3, "end": 3021.46, "text": " like Snowpiercer? What is this thing?"}, {"start": 3026.7400000000002, "end": 3031.02, "text": " Or a caffeinated apple pie? I mean, that doesn't look good either."}, {"start": 3031.2200000000003, "end": 3032.0600000000004, "text": " In a tube?"}, {"start": 3034.42, "end": 3036.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, this has to be a food challenge."}, {"start": 3043.6600000000003, "end": 3047.78, "text": " Honestly, I'd probably, oh, man, gross."}, {"start": 3048.3, "end": 3054.98, "text": " I'm gonna go with the caffeinated meal ready to suck nice"}, {"start": 3058.42, "end": 3060.42, "text": " Dude what is this"}, {"start": 3060.42, "end": 3062.42, "text": " Why is all of this shit?"}, {"start": 3062.78, "end": 3069.2000000000003, "text": " MREs am I in the MRE section or is the daily challenge MREs? I think it actually is"}, {"start": 3070.82, "end": 3072.82, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3073.1800000000003, "end": 3075.42, "text": " Beef taco filling"}, {"start": 3075.42, "end": 3097.2200000000003, "text": " There's beef in this or white chicken chunks. Oh. This, this, this actually is like, neutral,"}, {"start": 3098.1400000000003, "end": 3103.6600000000003, "text": " Dead serious not even trying to be funny dog food versus cat food"}, {"start": 3107.3, "end": 3109.3, "text": " That's how this looks"}, {"start": 3114.3, "end": 3118.9800000000005, "text": " I mean, I'll probably go dog food here, okay, all right"}, {"start": 3118.98, "end": 3130.94, "text": " Is this the cursed starburst that I've heard about?"}, {"start": 3130.94, "end": 3136.42, "text": " Through the ages, the forbidden candy."}, {"start": 3136.42, "end": 3137.42, "text": " Freeze dried strawberry."}, {"start": 3137.42, "end": 3139.62, "text": " Actually, that's probably good."}, {"start": 3139.62, "end": 3142.58, "text": " Or sausage, gravy, and biscuit."}, {"start": 3142.58, "end": 3145.18, "text": " Honestly, freeze dried strawberries?"}, {"start": 3145.18, "end": 3146.18, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 3146.18, "end": 3147.18, "text": " Take that."}, {"start": 3147.1800000000003, "end": 3160.1800000000003, "text": " Pizza slice, cheese, yuck, that is criminal, so is this, but I'm still going to go right."}, {"start": 3160.1800000000003, "end": 3165.1800000000003, "text": " Maybe it's some shitty chicken noodle, I don't know."}, {"start": 3165.1800000000003, "end": 3170.1800000000003, "text": " Oh, honey mustard onion pretzels?"}, {"start": 3170.1800000000003, "end": 3174.1800000000003, "text": " Fuck, I love honey mustard pretzels, they're so good."}, {"start": 3174.1800000000003, "end": 3178.1800000000003, "text": " good, but how do they hold up in an MRE?"}, {"start": 3180.0200000000004, "end": 3185.3, "text": " Probably not as well as the fruit energy bar, but I'm still going to go left."}, {"start": 3185.3, "end": 3188.5800000000004, "text": " Nice. Let me take that."}, {"start": 3193.38, "end": 3199.0600000000004, "text": " That's not fair. One side has a bowl. That is an unfair advantage."}, {"start": 3199.0600000000004, "end": 3203.78, "text": " Elbow macaroni in tomato sauce or chili and macaroni."}, {"start": 3203.78, "end": 3205.78, "text": " I mean, I prefer having meat."}, {"start": 3207.1400000000003, "end": 3208.7400000000002, "text": " TBH."}, {"start": 3208.7400000000002, "end": 3211.94, "text": " I'm gonna go right, but I know it's about to lose. Oh my god, it won."}, {"start": 3213.94, "end": 3215.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3220.6600000000003, "end": 3223.3, "text": " White bread or cheese and veggie omelet?"}, {"start": 3228.1000000000004, "end": 3230.5800000000004, "text": " What am I even looking at on the right?"}, {"start": 3233.78, "end": 3235.78, "text": " Where's the"}, {"start": 3238.0600000000004, "end": 3240.0600000000004, "text": " Where's the egg"}, {"start": 3241.98, "end": 3250.94, "text": " Like it looks like there's something here and it has skin and it's peeling off like this looks"}, {"start": 3252.6200000000003, "end": 3256.7400000000002, "text": " Like the special effects from the alien movie in 1986"}, {"start": 3259.3, "end": 3262.7000000000003, "text": " That's what I think they're going for here I'm going left. Yeah, okay"}, {"start": 3263.78, "end": 3268.78, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 3268.78, "end": 3272.86, "text": " Oh, of course."}, {"start": 3272.86, "end": 3274.7000000000003, "text": " The cigarettes."}, {"start": 3274.7000000000003, "end": 3276.7000000000003, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 3276.7000000000003, "end": 3284.46, "text": " I don't know what the fuck I should be putting here."}, {"start": 3284.46, "end": 3287.3, "text": " I feel like I've heard Camel gets praised."}, {"start": 3287.3, "end": 3288.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3288.3, "end": 3290.3, "text": " I've never heard of the right C ration."}, {"start": 3290.3, "end": 3293.5800000000004, "text": " All right, tonight it's in."}, {"start": 3293.58, "end": 3318.7, "text": " I won. Did I win? Fuck yeah. Do an old one. Practice. Left. Ooh I didn't see that sandwich"}, {"start": 3318.7000000000003, "end": 3324.6600000000003, "text": " people are still going right. Wait, that, how do, wait, what the fuck 140% are we, how"}, {"start": 3324.6600000000003, "end": 3332.7000000000003, "text": " does that even make sense? Huh? Oh, now the price is involved. It includes with a beer."}, {"start": 3332.7000000000003, "end": 3342.4600000000005, "text": " Ew, gross, yuck. Chicken, curry and chips. I mean, it's a left angle. It's even cheaper."}, {"start": 3342.46, "end": 3345.18, "text": " What are these percentages?"}, {"start": 3345.18, "end": 3346.18, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 3346.18, "end": 3347.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3347.18, "end": 3357.62, "text": " A cheesy bacon hot dog or a corn dog with a mega pint."}, {"start": 3357.62, "end": 3366.1, "text": " I mean, I don't give a fuck about the beer, but it's cheaper and it has a drink."}, {"start": 3366.1, "end": 3367.5, "text": " People are going to pick the right one."}, {"start": 3367.5, "end": 3368.5, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 3368.5, "end": 3369.5, "text": " I lose again."}, {"start": 3369.5, "end": 3371.0, "text": " is so much better looking, but..."}, {"start": 3379.26, "end": 3381.26, "text": " People are gonna, poor people are gonna be upset"}, {"start": 3381.26, "end": 3383.06, "text": " and pick the right one, yeah, okay."}, {"start": 3383.06, "end": 3385.46, "text": " So they're not wrong, that's $24, it's crazy."}, {"start": 3390.06, "end": 3392.9, "text": " I mean, people are gonna pick that one, it's two pounds."}, {"start": 3392.9, "end": 3401.78, "text": " Like I prefer the left one, but it doesn't have a beer. Okay. Thank God"}, {"start": 3406.62, "end": 3412.12, "text": " Thank you for the gifted subs anonymous gifter. Wow, thanks dizzy night holding green appreciate it"}, {"start": 3415.98, "end": 3421.78, "text": " Okay, $8 and 50 no price data, okay, just go right side. I don't know what the fuck that is"}, {"start": 3422.9, "end": 3429.46, "text": " I mean damn we're looking at sports food here, huh ice cream sandwich"}, {"start": 3430.58, "end": 3433.78, "text": " Okay, we're trolling though with that bread"}, {"start": 3436.52, "end": 3439.06, "text": " Like I'll pay the money for the left one it's fine"}, {"start": 3443.38, "end": 3445.38, "text": " 20 pounds"}, {"start": 3445.38, "end": 3462.38, "text": " I mean, I'm honestly left right doesn't even see. Okay, seven out of 10, man. I guess I'm just disconnected as soon as money's involved. I'm out of touch."}, {"start": 3462.38, "end": 3477.2000000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3477.2000000000003, "end": 3478.2000000000003, "text": " Left."}, {"start": 3478.2000000000003, "end": 3479.2000000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3479.2000000000003, "end": 3480.2000000000003, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 3480.2000000000003, "end": 3481.2000000000003, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 3481.2000000000003, "end": 3482.2000000000003, "text": " Check DMs."}, {"start": 3482.2000000000003, "end": 3491.8, "text": " That's crazy. Check DMs. Do yesterday's Scrandle by the way. It's not Emory. Click history"}, {"start": 3491.8, "end": 3505.0000000000005, "text": " on the main page and select a different date. Okay. Select history. So we're on the 29th."}, {"start": 3505.0, "end": 3506.64, "text": " So we go here."}, {"start": 3506.64, "end": 3508.08, "text": " Okay, so this is yesterday's."}, {"start": 3509.72, "end": 3513.76, "text": " $5 bacon cheeseburger or this pizza dog."}, {"start": 3515.22, "end": 3519.32, "text": " I'll be honest, this looks like really good."}, {"start": 3519.32, "end": 3521.96, "text": " Like this dough came straight out"}, {"start": 3521.96, "end": 3524.34, "text": " of one of those like crazy fucking ovens."}, {"start": 3525.52, "end": 3527.8, "text": " This looks legit as fuck."}, {"start": 3527.8, "end": 3530.0, "text": " Thank God people understand and have taste."}, {"start": 3530.0, "end": 3532.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3533.52, "end": 3535.52, "text": " Stone oven, yep"}, {"start": 3540.08, "end": 3546.76, "text": " Duck loaded fries or a fucking savapi rule. I don't the fuck that is"}, {"start": 3547.48, "end": 3554.26, "text": " I'll try some duck loaded fries. Okay people have taste a little more expensive. It's worth it duck. You don't get ducked that often"}, {"start": 3554.26, "end": 3567.98, "text": " This looks like shit on both sides Cobb with chips and a sausage or a pepperoni pizza fries"}, {"start": 3567.98, "end": 3569.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3570.38, "end": 3572.94, "text": " Know to both TBH"}, {"start": 3577.06, "end": 3581.5, "text": " Like how are you gonna fucking put fries in bread"}, {"start": 3584.42, "end": 3587.4, "text": " Just feel like it's I guess it's potatoes. I don't know it's weird"}, {"start": 3587.4, "end": 3599.4, "text": " It's just to hold this is some UK shit. Okay, that's what this is"}, {"start": 3603.4, "end": 3610.6, "text": " Fuck I guess I go left right looks like a gamble with my life. Oh, I lose"}, {"start": 3617.4, "end": 3632.1600000000003, "text": " oh god oh god oh god this isn't even funny what the fuck is that I'm gonna go"}, {"start": 3632.1600000000003, "end": 3641.04, "text": " left yeah no like they're both awful but that just looked like cursed the fuck"}, {"start": 3641.04, "end": 3652.64, "text": " Okay, swarm bomb Sunday cost $13 or 13 pounds or sausage bread in a pickle."}, {"start": 3652.64, "end": 3670.64, "text": " This is Polish typical Polish people in their fucking pickles."}, {"start": 3670.64, "end": 3674.4, "text": " Left looks better. I'm just it honestly this is like are you poor or not?"}, {"start": 3675.04, "end": 3678.48, "text": " That's really what's gonna determine what people hit here. I feel like or"}, {"start": 3680.3199999999997, "end": 3687.56, "text": " I'm gonna go right. Let's just see what happens. I lost people for $13 for that really"}, {"start": 3687.56, "end": 3701.88, "text": " Double bacon cheeseburger for 10 pounds. I mean, it's not even showing the fucking burger"}, {"start": 3701.88, "end": 3705.56, "text": " We're just looking at the fries with come on it or"}, {"start": 3707.6, "end": 3713.84, "text": " Chicken and halloumi Slovakie. I mean left looks so much better. Okay"}, {"start": 3717.56, "end": 3729.88, "text": " That's syrup. That's not syrup. Pie and mash with gravy. What is this glistening coming"}, {"start": 3729.88, "end": 3741.6, "text": " from? It's the gravy, but that's... alright, it's a lot. It's literally inside of a lake"}, {"start": 3741.6, "end": 3745.14, "text": " Right now, left side looks a little dry."}, {"start": 3746.18, "end": 3747.98, "text": " Could use some sauce or something."}, {"start": 3749.46, "end": 3750.1, "text": " Let me go left."}, {"start": 3750.1, "end": 3750.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3757.98, "end": 3758.2599999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3758.38, "end": 3761.02, "text": " Fish, mushy peas and tartar sauce."}, {"start": 3761.42, "end": 3761.9, "text": " Yuck."}, {"start": 3762.86, "end": 3764.52, "text": " Or pulled pork barbecue."}, {"start": 3764.52, "end": 3765.46, "text": " Sam, I'm going right."}, {"start": 3765.66, "end": 3765.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3768.02, "end": 3770.18, "text": " I don't know that green drink was, but I look refreshing."}, {"start": 3771.6, "end": 3781.04, "text": " So, the cheese has clearly hardened."}, {"start": 3781.04, "end": 3783.68, "text": " I don't know if there's any meat here."}, {"start": 3783.68, "end": 3791.56, "text": " I feel like this is where you just get bites of skin and that's it."}, {"start": 3791.56, "end": 3798.04, "text": " Are you dumb?"}, {"start": 3798.04, "end": 3799.04, "text": " You tell me."}, {"start": 3799.04, "end": 3800.04, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3800.04, "end": 3801.04, "text": " This looks iffy."}, {"start": 3801.04, "end": 3805.8, "text": " meat on it maybe like you can find some bites but I feel like I'd be working"}, {"start": 3805.8, "end": 3812.7599999999998, "text": " hard then again looks better than this they're both shit"}, {"start": 3820.2799999999997, "end": 3829.24, "text": " oh I actually love chimichurri steak but that's basically steak with your"}, {"start": 3829.2400000000002, "end": 3838.0400000000004, "text": " chimichurri. Wow. What's going on? I mean, right just looks basic. Sausage and bread."}, {"start": 3838.0400000000004, "end": 3851.2000000000003, "text": " I'll fuck. Really? Really? The right looked like poverty. Dude, sausage and sauce? I'm"}, {"start": 3851.2000000000003, "end": 3865.4800000000005, "text": " all for it. That's fine. Choose the sausage, bread and a turd. Okay. The mustard looked"}, {"start": 3865.4800000000005, "end": 3874.1600000000003, "text": " questionable. Did it? Let's do history. Let's go to my birthday. February 15th, man, level"}, {"start": 3874.16, "end": 3876.16, "text": " Okay, I"}, {"start": 3877.8799999999997, "end": 3882.02, "text": " Would go with the left one nice it looks gross, but that's a bad angle"}, {"start": 3884.04, "end": 3890.2, "text": " I'm going left. I'm just gonna fucking go instant on a whim. What is my first gut response, right?"}, {"start": 3895.96, "end": 3898.3599999999997, "text": " Right I lose"}, {"start": 3902.12, "end": 3904.12, "text": " Left"}, {"start": 3904.16, "end": 3909.8799999999997, "text": " I'm not even looking at price anymore."}, {"start": 3909.8799999999997, "end": 3917.44, "text": " These both look awful, left."}, {"start": 3917.44, "end": 3918.44, "text": " That's a tough one."}, {"start": 3918.44, "end": 3919.8799999999997, "text": " These are both looking pretty fucking good."}, {"start": 3919.8799999999997, "end": 3921.8799999999997, "text": " Buffalo chicken, pass, left."}, {"start": 3921.8799999999997, "end": 3925.72, "text": " Ugh, I lose."}, {"start": 3925.72, "end": 3928.8799999999997, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 3928.8799999999997, "end": 3931.48, "text": " I mean everyone goes left here."}, {"start": 3931.48, "end": 3938.2, "text": " Beer equals when you fucking alcoholic freaks"}, {"start": 3942.32, "end": 3944.32, "text": " Steak sandwich I fuck with that"}, {"start": 3952.48, "end": 3954.48, "text": " I don't like chocolate"}, {"start": 3955.92, "end": 3958.96, "text": " Huh you are so white am I"}, {"start": 3961.48, "end": 3964.48, "text": " Pay more or less"}, {"start": 3967.48, "end": 3974.68, "text": " Nutella on chips chips Nutella the fuck are they doing in German at dude? I don't know a lot of it doesn't make sense to me"}, {"start": 3974.68, "end": 3980.84, "text": " You don't like chocolate. I don't dislike chocolate, but I'm not a big chocolate Craver. I'm really not"}, {"start": 3982.76, "end": 3984.76, "text": " You're right"}, {"start": 3984.8, "end": 3988.64, "text": " Well, I was gonna play nine Kings until the league goes live"}, {"start": 3988.64, "end": 3997.64, "text": " and it doesn't go live for what another hour I think. Keep scrolling shorts. Ah, you want more shorts?"}, {"start": 3997.64, "end": 4005.64, "text": " How's it going? Good, how are you? Good. Somebody just called to complain that you were cleaning up the yard, I'm assuming? Yes."}, {"start": 4005.64, "end": 4009.64, "text": " Okay. And so he came over and approached me."}, {"start": 4009.64, "end": 4013.7599999999998, "text": " Somebody just called to complain that you were cleaning up the yard, I'm assuming?"}, {"start": 4013.7599999999998, "end": 4020.24, "text": " Yes, yes. Okay, and so he came over and approached me and fine, but the city"}, {"start": 4020.24, "end": 4025.56, "text": " told me it was okay to come and help them out with abandoned properties."}, {"start": 4025.56, "end": 4032.6, "text": " I don't know, there are two others in DM, Mon. Hi Mon, hang on."}, {"start": 4032.6, "end": 4037.6, "text": " Oh shit, truly, apparently it's your birthday."}, {"start": 4037.6, "end": 4038.6, "text": " Have a birthday, doc."}, {"start": 4038.6, "end": 4040.6, "text": " I just saw your message."}, {"start": 4040.6, "end": 4043.6, "text": " Guys, got told."}, {"start": 4043.6, "end": 4045.6, "text": " Dialed.gg sound."}, {"start": 4045.6, "end": 4046.6, "text": " Turn on your sound."}, {"start": 4046.6, "end": 4048.6, "text": " Put on your headphones."}, {"start": 4048.6, "end": 4050.6, "text": " Okay, I'm getting ads."}, {"start": 4050.6, "end": 4066.0, "text": " Am I playing right now? Most people think they have good ear. Some people are wrong,"}, {"start": 4066.0, "end": 4072.48, "text": " will play five tones, and then you'll recreate them from memory? Okay, I think this is just"}, {"start": 4072.48, "end": 4079.48, "text": " the sound I'm hearing from starting."}, {"start": 4102.4800000000005, "end": 4115.360000000001, "text": " Is it just going up and down, and you don't go left or right?"}, {"start": 4115.360000000001, "end": 4125.160000000001, "text": " None of this feels right."}, {"start": 4125.160000000001, "end": 4131.88, "text": " Fuck it, I don't know."}, {"start": 4131.88, "end": 4137.72, "text": " was 630. Okay, let's just try this again."}, {"start": 4147.08, "end": 4155.12, "text": " Okay, I get it now. Easy. Room for improvement, keep listening."}, {"start": 4161.88, "end": 4168.88, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 4168.88, "end": 4185.88, "text": " Easy, super sharp ear there, champ, how's your eyesight, I don't know."}, {"start": 4185.88, "end": 4188.88, "text": " Super sharp ear there. Champ, how's your eyesight? I don't know."}, {"start": 4201.88, "end": 4202.88, "text": " That was off by a bit."}, {"start": 4203.88, "end": 4205.88, "text": " Way off. Maybe try again. Really?"}, {"start": 4208.88, "end": 4211.88, "text": " 30 out of 50. Okay, I fucked up my first one to be fair."}, {"start": 4212.88, "end": 4213.88, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 4215.88, "end": 4220.88, "text": " Let's crush your friends, do color and time to you, oh okay."}, {"start": 4220.88, "end": 4225.88, "text": " And then there's ToonTone, what is this?"}, {"start": 4225.88, "end": 4227.88, "text": " ToonTone.app."}, {"start": 4227.88, "end": 4232.88, "text": " Why are we getting SpongeBob?"}, {"start": 4232.88, "end": 4236.88, "text": " A free color guessing game for cartoon fans."}, {"start": 4236.88, "end": 4239.88, "text": " Guess the hue from memory."}, {"start": 4239.88, "end": 4266.76, "text": " Okay, 7.92, that's not bad."}, {"start": 4266.76, "end": 4270.9400000000005, "text": " i have no idea what color his pants are"}, {"start": 4270.9400000000005, "end": 4277.9400000000005, "text": " they fucking red"}, {"start": 4281.22, "end": 4284.46, "text": " i have no idea if it's like a light red or a dark red i don't know"}, {"start": 4284.46, "end": 4285.66, "text": " guessing"}, {"start": 4285.66, "end": 4290.280000000001, "text": " and even better 8.43 i think"}, {"start": 4290.280000000001, "end": 4291.9800000000005, "text": " oh fuck what are"}, {"start": 4291.9800000000005, "end": 4294.34, "text": " Yeah, I know he has a black shirt. What color are his pants?"}, {"start": 4297.6, "end": 4298.400000000001, "text": " Green, maybe?"}, {"start": 4307.6, "end": 4308.1, "text": " Blue."}, {"start": 4308.56, "end": 4310.320000000001, "text": " It's so ill-liked, Eric Jeans."}, {"start": 4311.22, "end": 4312.320000000001, "text": " I think they're a light blue."}, {"start": 4313.780000000001, "end": 4314.4800000000005, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 4315.56, "end": 4316.06, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 4317.620000000001, "end": 4318.56, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 4319.4800000000005, "end": 4320.4400000000005, "text": " Red, probably."}, {"start": 4321.9800000000005, "end": 4331.700000000001, "text": " I'm gonna guess it's one of those like dark red like deep red things not wow"}, {"start": 4331.700000000001, "end": 4345.02, "text": " it's 9-11 I don't know what color it green I think green yeah green I was"}, {"start": 4345.02, "end": 4350.9400000000005, "text": " fucking yellow I thought it was green oh shit I don't fucking remember I mean"}, {"start": 4350.9400000000005, "end": 4369.02, "text": " SpongeBob is yellow. That's an easy one. All right. What is this? HBD.GG.GENOMS. Ethnogasser."}, {"start": 4372.860000000001, "end": 4380.06, "text": " Uh-oh. Study the Faces. Each round shows photos of people from specific ancestry. Click any photos"}, {"start": 4380.06, "end": 4386.54, "text": " to enlarge it. Look for distinguishing features to inform your guests."}, {"start": 4386.54, "end": 4393.18, "text": " Oh, fuck. Use the sliders to assign ancestry percentages to each marker."}, {"start": 4393.18, "end": 4396.9400000000005, "text": " Your percentages must total exactly the number you can confirm. Once your"}, {"start": 4396.9400000000005, "end": 4402.22, "text": " markers are placed and percentages add up to 100% to hit confirm."}, {"start": 4402.22, "end": 4410.1, "text": " Okay, let's start with the white person."}, {"start": 4410.1, "end": 4416.9800000000005, "text": " I mean, I mean, he's white."}, {"start": 4416.9800000000005, "end": 4421.66, "text": " So like Europe, probably, right?"}, {"start": 4421.66, "end": 4422.66, "text": " Somewhere in here."}, {"start": 4422.66, "end": 4423.66, "text": " I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 4423.66, "end": 4427.66, "text": " Like, how do I remove?"}, {"start": 4427.66, "end": 4440.38, "text": " It's probably got some fucking Sweden in him. So you got three locations you got to pick."}, {"start": 4440.38, "end": 4442.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4450.06, "end": 4452.06, "text": " Don't know anything"}, {"start": 4452.62, "end": 4455.9400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna go Belgium. We're going a little bit of German"}, {"start": 4457.5, "end": 4463.4400000000005, "text": " Brown hair so not Swedish or Finnish they're blonde as fuck, right?"}, {"start": 4463.4400000000005, "end": 4473.400000000001, "text": " Norway too am I crazy I feel like y'all are just blonde over there they have brown I mean yeah but"}, {"start": 4473.400000000001, "end": 4481.6, "text": " like dude I'm just I'm not gonna go I'm going my thoughts my thoughts and I will accept that I'm"}, {"start": 4481.6, "end": 4487.320000000001, "text": " an idiot we can go with that we're gonna do I feel like Germans have a lot of brown hair there I"}, {"start": 4487.32, "end": 4495.0, "text": " I don't know. We're gonna go 70% and then these percentages make no sense, but here we go"}, {"start": 4497.719999999999, "end": 4499.719999999999, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 4503.16, "end": 4505.16, "text": " Wait, we're going here, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 4512.639999999999, "end": 4514.639999999999, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4515.240000000001, "end": 4521.160000000001, "text": " Germany and someone fuck it confirmed. Let's see what happens. How in the flying actual fuck?"}, {"start": 4524.160000000001, "end": 4528.42, "text": " We got 7% Scotland 3% Ireland"}, {"start": 4530.0, "end": 4532.0, "text": " 5% German"}, {"start": 4532.280000000001, "end": 4537.68, "text": " 30% Norway 21% Denmark. I mean fucking all over but it's definitely a Europe angle next round"}, {"start": 4537.68, "end": 4546.16, "text": " I'm seeing a little less white, but we're overall white"}, {"start": 4557.200000000001, "end": 4562.56, "text": " This is dangerous this is this is dangerous I need to grab a drink"}, {"start": 4567.68, "end": 4590.64, "text": " So I'm getting like some Persian vibes or something, you know, maybe it's the beard."}, {"start": 4590.64, "end": 4593.8, "text": " It's very full and flowy."}, {"start": 4593.8, "end": 4600.12, "text": " well-taking care of or something. God. We're gonna, where, I don't even know where that is."}, {"start": 4602.84, "end": 4606.12, "text": " Turkey. Looks good. We're gonna go Turkey."}, {"start": 4612.12, "end": 4617.8, "text": " I don't know, I, I, there's a lot of things happening in this area, and I'll be honest,"}, {"start": 4617.8, "end": 4619.8, "text": " I have no clue what any of it is"}, {"start": 4628.12, "end": 4632.04, "text": " Egypt sounds good. I like Egypt. We'll throw some of that in there"}, {"start": 4633.400000000001, "end": 4637.320000000001, "text": " But we definitely have some whiteness. So we're gonna throw a little bit of"}, {"start": 4639.56, "end": 4641.56, "text": " A little bit of Germany it's there"}, {"start": 4643.0, "end": 4645.0, "text": " Okay, we got 10 percent German"}, {"start": 4645.0, "end": 4656.84, "text": " Egypt we're going 30% and then we're going to be 50% Turkish and then he looks like a"}, {"start": 4656.84, "end": 4661.7, "text": " Chad so we're throwing that into you're gonna have 12% confirm it lock it in we're off by"}, {"start": 4661.7, "end": 4672.98, "text": " miles had zero Chad in him by the way so we're looking at Spain Portugal Northern Africa"}, {"start": 4672.9800000000005, "end": 4679.9800000000005, "text": " the one percent"}, {"start": 4680.820000000001, "end": 4684.9800000000005, "text": " two percent i mean where's the per where's the it's is mainly just spain"}, {"start": 4684.9800000000005, "end": 4687.160000000001, "text": " holy fuck i'm miles off"}, {"start": 4687.160000000001, "end": 4694.160000000001, "text": " i'm i'm so off next round"}, {"start": 4702.9800000000005, "end": 4727.740000000001, "text": " All right. We're darker toned here. So maybe somewhere in the south here."}, {"start": 4732.9800000000005, "end": 4737.14, "text": " Mali Algeria maybe a little bit of"}, {"start": 4745.38, "end": 4750.64, "text": " I'm just gonna see what we get I'm just gonna confirm it. Okay, so I wasn't that far off I"}, {"start": 4752.580000000001, "end": 4754.580000000001, "text": " Wasn't that far off. This is it"}, {"start": 4754.9800000000005, "end": 4757.46, "text": " We're looking at southern Bantu"}, {"start": 4758.780000000001, "end": 4759.9800000000005, "text": " Cameroon"}, {"start": 4759.9800000000005, "end": 4761.9800000000005, "text": " lot of Cameroon"}, {"start": 4761.9800000000005, "end": 4767.860000000001, "text": " 23% we got 32% in Nigeria, okay"}, {"start": 4769.3, "end": 4771.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4771.540000000001, "end": 4774.660000000001, "text": " Almost put the flag there. I did but I"}, {"start": 4776.540000000001, "end": 4778.540000000001, "text": " Didn't"}, {"start": 4778.9800000000005, "end": 4780.9800000000005, "text": " Next round. All right"}, {"start": 4791.9800000000005, "end": 4801.02, "text": " hmm there's got to be some agent in here"}, {"start": 4807.740000000001, "end": 4815.9400000000005, "text": " maybe like Philippines something like that was the Philippines Madagascar"}, {"start": 4815.9400000000005, "end": 4820.42, "text": " I don't even know other people Madagascar is it just a fucking zoom movie. I have no idea"}, {"start": 4830.820000000001, "end": 4836.3, "text": " There's the Philippines I couldn't find it goodness. Hey, we're gonna go Philippines and maybe we're gonna do a little bit of"}, {"start": 4836.820000000001, "end": 4839.360000000001, "text": " Get some Vietnam in there. Yeah"}, {"start": 4840.06, "end": 4842.06, "text": " bucket some Taiwan to"}, {"start": 4842.9400000000005, "end": 4844.9400000000005, "text": " and"}, {"start": 4844.9400000000005, "end": 4846.9400000000005, "text": " And we'll, we'll, we'll divvy these percentages."}, {"start": 4848.3, "end": 4850.3, "text": " It's looking good. Confirm it. Lock it in."}, {"start": 4853.9800000000005, "end": 4854.9800000000005, "text": " Way off."}, {"start": 4858.3, "end": 4861.26, "text": " Way off. We're looking at Mexico, 48%."}, {"start": 4862.460000000001, "end": 4865.02, "text": " No, I can't do this. Uh, moving on."}, {"start": 4866.620000000001, "end": 4868.620000000001, "text": " Different game. Bandle.app."}, {"start": 4870.38, "end": 4872.38, "text": " DailyBandle."}, {"start": 4874.9400000000005, "end": 4878.9400000000005, "text": " Guess the song played by the band. This is the drums?"}, {"start": 4889.9400000000005, "end": 4891.9400000000005, "text": " Actually have no idea."}, {"start": 4898.9400000000005, "end": 4901.9400000000005, "text": " I don't know. Guess? Fuckin..."}, {"start": 4901.9400000000005, "end": 4903.9400000000005, "text": " Green Day?"}, {"start": 4903.9400000000005, "end": 4905.9400000000005, "text": " Americanity, I was just guessing."}, {"start": 4905.9400000000005, "end": 4907.9400000000005, "text": " It ain't Green Day."}, {"start": 4927.9400000000005, "end": 4929.9400000000005, "text": " I have no fucking idea."}, {"start": 4929.9400000000005, "end": 4931.9400000000005, "text": " I have no fucking idea."}, {"start": 4933.820000000001, "end": 4934.820000000001, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 4937.820000000001, "end": 4939.820000000001, "text": " I don't think I've heard this song."}, {"start": 4949.820000000001, "end": 4951.820000000001, "text": " I actually don't know what this song is."}, {"start": 4953.820000000001, "end": 4955.820000000001, "text": " Melon Sweeter's."}, {"start": 4956.820000000001, "end": 4958.820000000001, "text": " I've never heard this."}, {"start": 4959.139999999999, "end": 4961.139999999999, "text": " Watermelon sugar"}, {"start": 4964.179999999999, "end": 4968.58, "text": " Look at the top it get oh it gives clues released in 2019"}, {"start": 4969.46, "end": 4972.74, "text": " You two views 420 mil I've never heard this"}, {"start": 4973.62, "end": 4975.62, "text": " Yeah, I don't know I"}, {"start": 4975.86, "end": 4979.179999999999, "text": " Don't know this is so that's not fair next skip"}, {"start": 4981.42, "end": 4983.42, "text": " Play again"}, {"start": 4984.099999999999, "end": 4986.099999999999, "text": " Play more songs what huh"}, {"start": 4986.1, "end": 4989.1, "text": " You have? No, I..."}, {"start": 4999.1, "end": 5000.1, "text": " Have something to eat."}, {"start": 5000.1, "end": 5002.1, "text": " Boiled Tastane."}, {"start": 5002.1, "end": 5003.1, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 5011.1, "end": 5013.1, "text": " Harry Styles, six years ago."}, {"start": 5013.1, "end": 5032.38, "text": " ago no I've never heard this yeah not fair give me a different one that I've"}, {"start": 5032.38, "end": 5040.46, "text": " heard how do I read redo daily bandel already fucking lost quick play no"}, {"start": 5040.46, "end": 5047.46, "text": " No thanks."}, {"start": 5047.46, "end": 5049.36, "text": " Purchasing song packs."}, {"start": 5049.36, "end": 5050.36, "text": " Past seven days."}, {"start": 5050.36, "end": 5054.4, "text": " Okay, let's try this one."}, {"start": 5054.4, "end": 5055.4, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 5055.4, "end": 5068.06, "text": " I gotta buy song packs to do Yes or Free Pack."}, {"start": 5068.06, "end": 5070.5, "text": " It's in 1969."}, {"start": 5070.5, "end": 5088.38, "text": " I'm not going to know this."}, {"start": 5088.38, "end": 5091.82, "text": " Okay, guess. Uh, fucking swing."}, {"start": 5093.82, "end": 5095.900000000001, "text": " Something, Alvin and the Chipmunks."}, {"start": 5101.02, "end": 5102.14, "text": " It's a kids song?"}, {"start": 5115.02, "end": 5117.26, "text": " This has to be like preschool music."}, {"start": 5117.26, "end": 5125.780000000001, "text": " wait that going down was trick triggered something in my brain but I don't know"}, {"start": 5125.78, "end": 5127.78, "text": " what"}, {"start": 5135.46, "end": 5139.0599999999995, "text": " hmm skip I don't know"}, {"start": 5143.86, "end": 5144.82, "text": " still don't know skip"}, {"start": 5148.98, "end": 5150.98, "text": " I mean I still don't know it"}, {"start": 5155.78, "end": 5162.78, "text": " I don't know the name of the song, but I recognize the song."}, {"start": 5162.78, "end": 5164.78, "text": " What is it called?"}, {"start": 5164.78, "end": 5165.78, "text": " Lovely Cat."}, {"start": 5165.78, "end": 5168.78, "text": " I never would have known that."}, {"start": 5168.78, "end": 5172.78, "text": " I don't know the name."}, {"start": 5172.78, "end": 5175.78, "text": " Brother, the main lyric."}, {"start": 5175.78, "end": 5179.78, "text": " Do you think I know the words when I fucking sing along to songs?"}, {"start": 5179.78, "end": 5182.78, "text": " All right, when I sing along, all I do..."}, {"start": 5182.78, "end": 5184.78, "text": " I don't even know what words I'm saying."}, {"start": 5184.78, "end": 5188.78, "text": " I sound like this, actually."}, {"start": 5195.78, "end": 5198.78, "text": " I don't know the words in most songs."}, {"start": 5202.78, "end": 5206.78, "text": " Do the characters color. There's more characters. Ugh."}, {"start": 5206.78, "end": 5207.62, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 5213.139999999999, "end": 5216.0599999999995, "text": " God, I fucking hate navigating this ad-written website."}, {"start": 5216.0599999999995, "end": 5218.54, "text": " I guess it's how they make money, but ugh."}, {"start": 5218.54, "end": 5220.219999999999, "text": " View all characters."}, {"start": 5222.7, "end": 5224.259999999999, "text": " I mean, that's a lot of cheating."}, {"start": 5226.94, "end": 5228.38, "text": " Play now."}, {"start": 5228.38, "end": 5229.42, "text": " I already did this one."}, {"start": 5235.78, "end": 5236.62, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 5236.78, "end": 5240.42, "text": " Fuck, what color shirt does he-"}, {"start": 5240.42, "end": 5245.46, "text": " What color shirt does Lewis have?"}, {"start": 5245.46, "end": 5247.98, "text": " It's not green."}, {"start": 5247.98, "end": 5252.42, "text": " Let me make it a little brighter. Maybe it'll click as I like"}, {"start": 5252.42, "end": 5256.7, "text": " approach it. I think it's like a"}, {"start": 5256.7, "end": 5263.7, "text": " teal, right? Like a bright teal?"}, {"start": 5263.7, "end": 5274.7, "text": " That looks right. Nice. Okay. Easy. His hat? Fuck if I know. I don't care enough. Next."}, {"start": 5274.7, "end": 5282.7, "text": " Uh, is it Stitch we're fucking with here? Yeah, it is. Okay. He's a dark blue. He's actually already kind of there."}, {"start": 5282.7, "end": 5287.7, "text": " Well, I think he's a little brighter than that."}, {"start": 5287.7, "end": 5297.7, "text": " That looks pretty good right there, right?"}, {"start": 5297.7, "end": 5304.099999999999, "text": " I don't remember how dark he is."}, {"start": 5304.099999999999, "end": 5306.22, "text": " I'm gonna guess here."}, {"start": 5306.22, "end": 5309.22, "text": " 9.18, not bad."}, {"start": 5309.22, "end": 5314.0599999999995, "text": " I don't remember the color of his hat."}, {"start": 5314.06, "end": 5317.14, "text": " I'm just like playing around until it just feels right."}, {"start": 5321.06, "end": 5321.740000000001, "text": " It's not a great."}, {"start": 5321.740000000001, "end": 5322.34, "text": " Is it blue?"}, {"start": 5322.34, "end": 5323.18, "text": " No, it's not blue."}, {"start": 5325.700000000001, "end": 5326.5, "text": " Like, how do I not?"}, {"start": 5326.660000000001, "end": 5328.1, "text": " Oh, that look that felt right."}, {"start": 5329.42, "end": 5329.9800000000005, "text": " It is blue."}, {"start": 5329.9800000000005, "end": 5333.620000000001, "text": " It's like a kind of default almost, right?"}, {"start": 5338.26, "end": 5338.900000000001, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 5339.660000000001, "end": 5341.620000000001, "text": " Is it like, is it bright teal like this?"}, {"start": 5341.620000000001, "end": 5342.38, "text": " Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 5344.06, "end": 5351.46, "text": " Okay, I was in the right original. Oh, wow. It was way darker blue. Okay"}, {"start": 5352.46, "end": 5354.46, "text": " interesting"}, {"start": 5355.9400000000005, "end": 5358.06, "text": " All right next how do I go again?"}, {"start": 5359.26, "end": 5365.5, "text": " Play again, play again. You watch 20 seasons of that. I know and it's crazy that I don't know at the top of my head"}, {"start": 5365.900000000001, "end": 5372.860000000001, "text": " Try this movie DLE net today's challenge man. It's a lot of these daily challenge websites"}, {"start": 5374.06, "end": 5388.5, "text": " ever since was it wordle are they the first oh god what the fuck the nl"}, {"start": 5388.5, "end": 5395.46, "text": " movement this is now a northern lion stream is this actually what he does"}, {"start": 5395.46, "end": 5401.96, "text": " my god how do I play again I feel like everything I click is gonna be a fucking"}, {"start": 5401.96, "end": 5427.08, "text": " add. I don't know. What if I just play Nine Kings or something? Are you a normie? Yes."}, {"start": 5427.08, "end": 5441.8, "text": " Fetal.com. Welcome to Fetal. Can you recognize League of Legends champions by their feet?"}, {"start": 5441.8, "end": 5452.12, "text": " Test your knowledge in this unique guessing game. A human being has made this. Okay, nice"}, {"start": 5452.12, "end": 5461.32, "text": " background my cams covering the fucking boobs but um my crazy this might be who's"}, {"start": 5461.32, "end": 5467.92, "text": " the spider girl this might be one of her like claws or something"}, {"start": 5468.88, "end": 5472.2, "text": " fuck what's her name"}, {"start": 5475.36, "end": 5479.92, "text": " Elise oh nice it pops up oh it could be Evelyn I'm gonna go Elise fuck it that's"}, {"start": 5479.92, "end": 5497.28, "text": " my gut. What was it? What? Wrong? Why is it green? That's Diana. Okay, let's see what"}, {"start": 5497.28, "end": 5516.2, "text": " happens when you get it right. Oh, it just goes to the next one. Okay. Kaisa? No. Vayne?"}, {"start": 5516.2, "end": 5518.88, "text": " Senna, Senna? Okay, Senna maybe."}, {"start": 5521.2, "end": 5523.08, "text": " Ooh, there's some blue bitch here."}, {"start": 5523.08, "end": 5525.099999999999, "text": " No way that's Ash, there's a tear."}, {"start": 5528.16, "end": 5530.46, "text": " It's that one item, who the fuck would use this?"}, {"start": 5530.46, "end": 5531.88, "text": " Some guy knows this, right?"}, {"start": 5533.16, "end": 5536.86, "text": " Garan, D gens are self-reporting Jaina, okay."}, {"start": 5538.12, "end": 5538.96, "text": " Locking it in."}, {"start": 5540.679999999999, "end": 5541.96, "text": " It's not Jaina."}, {"start": 5541.96, "end": 5543.46, "text": " Quinn?"}, {"start": 5543.46, "end": 5546.0, "text": " I'm just going to chat with this one, I can't."}, {"start": 5546.0, "end": 5549.2, "text": " Okay, y'all have gotten it wrong a lot."}, {"start": 5549.2, "end": 5551.12, "text": " Honestly, this is good."}, {"start": 5552.4, "end": 5553.24, "text": " LeBlanc."}, {"start": 5558.64, "end": 5559.48, "text": " Camille."}, {"start": 5562.0, "end": 5562.92, "text": " Not Camille."}, {"start": 5563.92, "end": 5564.76, "text": " Ziya."}, {"start": 5567.6, "end": 5568.64, "text": " It was Ziya."}, {"start": 5568.64, "end": 5570.24, "text": " Who's the first one to do that?"}, {"start": 5573.56, "end": 5575.08, "text": " It has a hint under."}, {"start": 5576.0, "end": 5578.12, "text": " Oh, is that what those stars are?"}, {"start": 5578.12, "end": 5579.12, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 5581.62, "end": 5582.62, "text": " Lux."}, {"start": 5585.64, "end": 5588.08, "text": " So it's five letters, the name?"}, {"start": 5591.66, "end": 5593.42, "text": " Who the fuck wears shoes?"}, {"start": 5595.94, "end": 5598.24, "text": " Sonic, Timo, Yumi,"}, {"start": 5598.56, "end": 5602.02, "text": " Lilia, Bowling. This guy says Lilia, Bowling."}, {"start": 5602.66, "end": 5605.04, "text": " That can't make sense though. Lilia's got fucking hooves."}, {"start": 5605.04, "end": 5607.04, "text": " Annie"}, {"start": 5607.22, "end": 5610.04, "text": " Bada Annie's it was Annie"}, {"start": 5613.14, "end": 5619.66, "text": " White boots Caitlin Zoe. Oh instantly everyone's saying Zoe"}, {"start": 5628.0, "end": 5632.06, "text": " Holy shit everyone self-reported who the fuck"}, {"start": 5632.06, "end": 5635.18, "text": " Who's the first one that like"}, {"start": 5639.46, "end": 5644.1, "text": " Who the fuck was it God this guy caps"}, {"start": 5646.740000000001, "end": 5648.740000000001, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 5649.22, "end": 5653.22, "text": " All right, it was jadis X number one that's crazy"}, {"start": 5656.06, "end": 5658.06, "text": " Y'all got to be embarrassed"}, {"start": 5658.06, "end": 5662.820000000001, "text": " All right, who is this this is oh, this is Briar"}, {"start": 5665.06, "end": 5667.06, "text": " Shirley right oh"}, {"start": 5668.02, "end": 5670.38, "text": " Who the fuck is this is this release?"}, {"start": 5671.900000000001, "end": 5673.900000000001, "text": " Shit it was"}, {"start": 5675.22, "end": 5678.740000000001, "text": " Okay, we got some steel to steel-toed boots here"}, {"start": 5680.02, "end": 5685.4400000000005, "text": " Little some wrappings around the legs. Oh, I know this go ahead bogus"}, {"start": 5685.4400000000005, "end": 5688.4400000000005, "text": " Sinced?"}, {"start": 5688.4400000000005, "end": 5692.4400000000005, "text": " It ain't cinched."}, {"start": 5692.4400000000005, "end": 5701.4400000000005, "text": " Vi?"}, {"start": 5701.4400000000005, "end": 5703.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, it's two letters."}, {"start": 5703.4400000000005, "end": 5705.4400000000005, "text": " That's easy."}, {"start": 5705.4400000000005, "end": 5707.4400000000005, "text": " Uh, okay, she's black?"}, {"start": 5707.4400000000005, "end": 5711.4400000000005, "text": " Who's that one girl?"}, {"start": 5711.4400000000005, "end": 5713.4400000000005, "text": " Uh, from the fucking show."}, {"start": 5713.4400000000005, "end": 5715.8, "text": " And she has that stupid reflect. What's her spell?"}, {"start": 5718.400000000001, "end": 5718.960000000001, "text": " Mal."}, {"start": 5722.56, "end": 5723.040000000001, "text": " I was wrong."}, {"start": 5724.68, "end": 5725.000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5728.52, "end": 5732.4800000000005, "text": " It's misfortune. It couldn't be. It's four letters. Is it not jinx?"}, {"start": 5735.6, "end": 5736.160000000001, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 5737.76, "end": 5738.56, "text": " Not. Okay."}, {"start": 5738.56, "end": 5743.84, "text": " We got toast"}, {"start": 5747.200000000001, "end": 5755.280000000001, "text": " Leason I think it's all female characters. I'll be honest Keana, Nidalee for sure"}, {"start": 5758.56, "end": 5760.56, "text": " It was not Nidalee"}, {"start": 5760.64, "end": 5762.400000000001, "text": " What's that one key?"}, {"start": 5762.400000000001, "end": 5764.400000000001, "text": " Keana, Keana"}, {"start": 5765.360000000001, "end": 5767.360000000001, "text": " It's not Keana either"}, {"start": 5768.56, "end": 5779.400000000001, "text": " It's Kalista trust. Oh, we got a letter a could be it was"}, {"start": 5782.8, "end": 5784.8, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 5787.6, "end": 5789.6, "text": " It looks like snow shoes Quinn"}, {"start": 5793.240000000001, "end": 5794.96, "text": " Was not Quinn"}, {"start": 5794.96, "end": 5800.04, "text": " It's a relia says whani everyone's confident on a says whani it was"}, {"start": 5801.44, "end": 5803.44, "text": " Are those hooves?"}, {"start": 5808.4, "end": 5810.4, "text": " My bad"}, {"start": 5813.84, "end": 5815.84, "text": " Caitlyn, oh, I think I've seen this skin"}, {"start": 5817.92, "end": 5819.92, "text": " Wait, I know this one we just did it"}, {"start": 5820.84, "end": 5822.84, "text": " Fuck literally don't remember"}, {"start": 5824.96, "end": 5828.96, "text": " Uh, Kaisa? Was it Kaisa? No."}, {"start": 5828.96, "end": 5832.96, "text": " Something, Kalista? Kalista."}, {"start": 5832.96, "end": 5836.96, "text": " Yep. And, oh my god, wait, I'm a fucking feet pro now, says Juanee?"}, {"start": 5836.96, "end": 5840.96, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5844.96, "end": 5848.96, "text": " What are we looking at here? Luxe?"}, {"start": 5848.96, "end": 5852.96, "text": " We got sparkles. It was not Luxe. Rel."}, {"start": 5852.96, "end": 5856.96, "text": " Four letters make sense."}, {"start": 5856.96, "end": 5859.36, "text": " I suspect we get this one instantly."}, {"start": 5859.36, "end": 5863.8, "text": " This looks like one of those beach skins that you're all going to know."}, {"start": 5863.8, "end": 5865.6, "text": " Leona."}, {"start": 5865.6, "end": 5867.4800000000005, "text": " It was indeed."}, {"start": 5867.4800000000005, "end": 5872.6, "text": " Are those even feet?"}, {"start": 5872.6, "end": 5875.92, "text": " This is a dagger."}, {"start": 5875.92, "end": 5878.24, "text": " So Camille?"}, {"start": 5878.24, "end": 5880.24, "text": " Indeed."}, {"start": 5880.24, "end": 5884.42, "text": " We got some thick boots here"}, {"start": 5888.12, "end": 5892.92, "text": " The lowy that looks like it fits the it was a lowy"}, {"start": 5896.8, "end": 5898.8, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 5899.32, "end": 5902.2, "text": " Thoughts on this one Samira"}, {"start": 5904.84, "end": 5906.84, "text": " You're damn right okay"}, {"start": 5906.84, "end": 5909.84, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 5909.84, "end": 5913.84, "text": " Who are looking out here?"}, {"start": 5913.84, "end": 5917.84, "text": " Shyvana. Man. Now y'all are fast."}, {"start": 5917.84, "end": 5921.84, "text": " Oh, no, you're wrong. It's five letters."}, {"start": 5921.84, "end": 5925.84, "text": " Irelia."}, {"start": 5925.84, "end": 5929.84, "text": " Or Syndra."}, {"start": 5929.84, "end": 5934.84, "text": " Wait. That's too many letters."}, {"start": 5934.84, "end": 5936.84, "text": " There's an eye"}, {"start": 5940.96, "end": 5942.96, "text": " Riven"}, {"start": 5944.2, "end": 5947.04, "text": " It not Riven"}, {"start": 5951.32, "end": 5953.32, "text": " Fiora"}, {"start": 5955.8, "end": 5963.16, "text": " It was oh, I know this one this is uh, this is Caitlyn yep got it"}, {"start": 5964.84, "end": 5968.88, "text": " Recognize those toes anywhere. I don't know what this is"}, {"start": 5973.04, "end": 5979.08, "text": " Vane not vain it's double two words wait"}, {"start": 5984.76, "end": 5987.92, "text": " Miss fortune yeah, that kind of that's easy"}, {"start": 5987.92, "end": 5995.84, "text": " You mean okay, that's easy"}, {"start": 6001.6, "end": 6006.2, "text": " What the fuck is that looks like a motorcycle seat"}, {"start": 6008.32, "end": 6010.52, "text": " Camille Eve"}, {"start": 6010.52, "end": 6011.88, "text": " Evelyn"}, {"start": 6011.88, "end": 6013.6, "text": " It was Evelyn"}, {"start": 6013.6, "end": 6018.240000000001, "text": " Crazy this might be Evelyn again. Who the fuck's got these high heels"}, {"start": 6021.04, "end": 6029.58, "text": " Gwyn a Moo Moo Jinx Eve Orianna, ooh Orianna I could see it. It looks like a metal feet damn right it was"}, {"start": 6034.400000000001, "end": 6039.0, "text": " The way it's curving like that almost seems like canine legs or something"}, {"start": 6039.0, "end": 6047.48, "text": " Kindred goat feet no"}, {"start": 6047.48, "end": 6055.96, "text": " two three four five six letters I don't know"}, {"start": 6055.96, "end": 6057.96, "text": " Oh, Soraka."}, {"start": 6063.96, "end": 6064.96, "text": " It was Soraka."}, {"start": 6068.96, "end": 6069.96, "text": " We love that."}, {"start": 6073.96, "end": 6076.96, "text": " Zaya, Evelyn, Kindred."}, {"start": 6080.96, "end": 6082.96, "text": " What is that fucking weapon?"}, {"start": 6085.96, "end": 6092.28, "text": " It was I up this is Leona easy"}, {"start": 6094.52, "end": 6096.52, "text": " This is"}, {"start": 6100.44, "end": 6107.28, "text": " Hmm I feel like I don't play enough to know what this could be Kalista"}, {"start": 6109.64, "end": 6111.64, "text": " It's not Kalista"}, {"start": 6113.36, "end": 6115.36, "text": " Teemo cast"}, {"start": 6116.88, "end": 6121.04, "text": " Kiwana all right, man, we're just Leona spanners"}, {"start": 6127.16, "end": 6129.16, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 6132.52, "end": 6139.12, "text": " Ash it was Caitlyn it wasn't"}, {"start": 6139.12, "end": 6156.28, "text": " That's I either Kaisa no, uh, no, Kali no, it couldn't be so the K"}, {"start": 6156.28, "end": 6167.08, "text": " Hmm Karma no"}, {"start": 6167.08, "end": 6179.2, "text": " KDA Kaisa, did I not say Kaisa, but guys it's not Kaisa"}, {"start": 6179.2, "end": 6196.96, "text": " Okay, it was Kaisa. It's bugged out, okay. Y'all are confident."}, {"start": 6209.2, "end": 6223.139999999999, "text": " not Caitlyn there's it can't be Talia okay you can select Talon but there's no dudes"}, {"start": 6223.139999999999, "end": 6229.74, "text": " here have you noticed the background image yes I have Briar last one it was not Briar"}, {"start": 6229.74, "end": 6241.44, "text": " Karma. It was. Alright, well I'm still in Q. Waiting on this shit game to launch. Uggghhh."}, {"start": 6241.44, "end": 6254.84, "text": " So nine kings until then. I can do a couple runs. I got 30 minutes, if even that. What"}, {"start": 6254.84, "end": 6256.74, "text": " What build are you doing?"}, {"start": 6256.74, "end": 6260.28, "text": " I could also look at, I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 6260.28, "end": 6263.5, "text": " Actually, I don't even know what's new in the game."}, {"start": 6263.5, "end": 6267.18, "text": " I didn't get to play nearly as much as I wanted to before."}, {"start": 6267.18, "end": 6268.42, "text": " Look at the Ascendancies."}, {"start": 6271.38, "end": 6274.08, "text": " Honestly, maybe I should not play and I should look."}, {"start": 6280.66, "end": 6281.76, "text": " How would I do that?"}, {"start": 6282.82, "end": 6284.32, "text": " Don't copy Quinn, I will not."}, {"start": 6284.32, "end": 6286.2, "text": " I'll see if I can make my own shit."}, {"start": 6287.88, "end": 6291.36, "text": " PUE to build planner."}, {"start": 6292.84, "end": 6295.5599999999995, "text": " Max roll, path of exile to planner."}, {"start": 6295.5599999999995, "end": 6296.599999999999, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 6297.599999999999, "end": 6299.34, "text": " I don't know anything."}, {"start": 6299.34, "end": 6300.5, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 6302.799999999999, "end": 6304.84, "text": " Okay, let's just look at like spec."}, {"start": 6311.5199999999995, "end": 6312.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6312.96, "end": 6315.64, "text": " well first things first"}, {"start": 6315.64, "end": 6322.88, "text": " do i want to play druid or do i want to play monk and play the new ascendancy"}, {"start": 6322.88, "end": 6328.68, "text": " a oracle shaman druid didn't really get much"}, {"start": 6328.68, "end": 6334.22, "text": " martial artist seems fucking awesome month i gotta try it"}, {"start": 6334.22, "end": 6336.02, "text": " there's gonna be so many months"}, {"start": 6336.02, "end": 6341.22, "text": " yeah i mean it's the new fucking ascendancy isn't it"}, {"start": 6341.22, "end": 6344.72, "text": " Casual making a bill for the first time 28 minutes before League start."}, {"start": 6344.72, "end": 6346.02, "text": " Hey, I'm here."}, {"start": 6347.42, "end": 6349.320000000001, "text": " Try play the new Huntress ascendancy."}, {"start": 6354.320000000001, "end": 6355.52, "text": " Spirit Walker."}, {"start": 6361.12, "end": 6361.52, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 6366.52, "end": 6368.12, "text": " Let's kind of just see what's going on with it."}, {"start": 6368.12, "end": 6376.8, "text": " Tame bosses, spirit beasts, ew, I don't want to do a summon build."}, {"start": 6376.8, "end": 6385.64, "text": " What other new ascendancies are there?"}, {"start": 6385.64, "end": 6386.64, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 6386.64, "end": 6388.76, "text": " Okay, so that and martial artists."}, {"start": 6388.76, "end": 6393.32, "text": " I mean, are there any other like items?"}, {"start": 6393.32, "end": 6395.88, "text": " Can I look at the new Uniques anywhere?"}, {"start": 6395.88, "end": 6401.04, "text": " scrolling through maybe I kind of want to build off of a unique you know find out"}, {"start": 6401.04, "end": 6406.16, "text": " what my foundation is the PoE2 channel is there no other just website where I"}, {"start": 6406.16, "end": 6412.72, "text": " can scroll through PoE2 DB PoE"}, {"start": 6418.64, "end": 6422.6, "text": " okay what"}, {"start": 6425.88, "end": 6430.64, "text": " It's down. Okay, so it doesn't work right now."}, {"start": 6433.64, "end": 6437.08, "text": " God fucking damn it. This works too. Okay, checking."}, {"start": 6438.68, "end": 6439.32, "text": " My man."}, {"start": 6442.4800000000005, "end": 6445.76, "text": " Let's see. Return of ancient launch blah blah blah."}, {"start": 6445.76, "end": 6449.08, "text": " Ascendancy classes blah blah blah. Where would the items be?"}, {"start": 6449.08, "end": 6450.400000000001, "text": " Offhand weapons?"}, {"start": 6451.56, "end": 6452.88, "text": " Equally could be..."}, {"start": 6455.88, "end": 6464.36, "text": " Okay, Unix."}, {"start": 6464.36, "end": 6472.36, "text": " Training unique items."}, {"start": 6472.36, "end": 6474.6, "text": " How hard is it to get Unix?"}, {"start": 6474.6, "end": 6479.46, "text": " Like, let's say I wanted to do some type of fist weapon monk, right?"}, {"start": 6479.46, "end": 6483.76, "text": " And there's this fist weapon I have to get."}, {"start": 6483.76, "end": 6486.8, "text": " I have to get it or I cannot play the build, right?"}, {"start": 6487.76, "end": 6489.24, "text": " Can you force get it?"}, {"start": 6491.04, "end": 6492.68, "text": " It depends on the unique."}, {"start": 6492.68, "end": 6494.56, "text": " If SSF, it's very hard."}, {"start": 6494.56, "end": 6496.0, "text": " Should I play SSF?"}, {"start": 6499.08, "end": 6500.56, "text": " Is that what everyone's doing?"}, {"start": 6501.64, "end": 6503.84, "text": " I'm totally down, but I remember when I played before,"}, {"start": 6503.84, "end": 6505.34, "text": " you're all saying don't do it."}, {"start": 6505.34, "end": 6515.34, "text": " People like trading."}, {"start": 6515.34, "end": 6520.34, "text": " No, you won't have fun. Are you playing with a? No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 6520.34, "end": 6525.34, "text": " I mean, we might group up at some point. I guess if."}, {"start": 6525.34, "end": 6529.34, "text": " PoE vet here. Don't do SSF first time."}, {"start": 6529.34, "end": 6534.34, "text": " SSF is kind of dumb in PoE too. Is it?"}, {"start": 6534.34, "end": 6539.34, "text": " SSF is boring, it's way more enjoyable being able to trade with friends."}, {"start": 6539.34, "end": 6544.34, "text": " Okay, then I will do SSF."}, {"start": 6544.34, "end": 6548.34, "text": " Watch the Crip video about SSF, okay?"}, {"start": 6548.34, "end": 6552.34, "text": " Crip, SSF, PUE 2."}, {"start": 6552.34, "end": 6555.34, "text": " Oh, three days ago. 30 minutes! I don't have time for this!"}, {"start": 6555.34, "end": 6558.34, "text": " Hey guys, how's it going? Preparing in here. Today..."}, {"start": 6558.34, "end": 6561.34, "text": " Oh, I missed that intro."}, {"start": 6561.34, "end": 6566.34, "text": " Holy fuck this guy. Where have you been?"}, {"start": 6566.34, "end": 6571.34, "text": " I had a promised video for you guys, we're gonna talk about Solo Self-Hound. Why would you even bother playing it?"}, {"start": 6571.34, "end": 6576.34, "text": " And it's a pretty interesting topic, it is one that I think people will have their own personal view of, and I will give you guys my personal view of it."}, {"start": 6576.34, "end": 6580.34, "text": " I think you play video games however you wish, however results in you having the most fun."}, {"start": 6580.34, "end": 6586.34, "text": " I am not one to judge, but for me, the idea of Solo Self-Hound in Action RPGs has really revolutionized my appeal, my love for this type of game,"}, {"start": 6586.34, "end": 6590.34, "text": " game, and I kind of want to preach about it in a way because I kind of went through that conversion,"}, {"start": 6590.34, "end": 6594.34, "text": " and I think a lot of people haven't yet because they haven't really understood the advantages."}, {"start": 6594.34, "end": 6597.34, "text": " So let's talk about them. Let's talk about the differences of playing just a normal PoE2 League,"}, {"start": 6597.34, "end": 6601.34, "text": " or whatever RPG versus solo cell found. And today I'll go over that and also give you guys a few tips"}, {"start": 6601.34, "end": 6604.34, "text": " if you do want to play solo cell found in the upcoming PoE2 League, or whatever, really."}, {"start": 6604.34, "end": 6607.34, "text": " So ultimately it kind of came down to I'm really good at trading in video games."}, {"start": 6607.34, "end": 6611.34, "text": " You guys might know from videos well over a decade ago how I was making crazy amounts of gold"}, {"start": 6611.34, "end": 6614.34, "text": " in World of Warcraft. It was not just a World of Warcraft thing. You know, I've learned to realize"}, {"start": 6614.34, "end": 6616.78, "text": " and realize how a lot of game systems and their marketplaces work."}, {"start": 6616.78, "end": 6618.22, "text": " And yeah, it's pretty easy to exploit."}, {"start": 6618.22, "end": 6621.18, "text": " Some of the richest players in Path of Exile, Path of Exile 1 especially,"}, {"start": 6621.18, "end": 6622.34, "text": " they don't even really play the game."}, {"start": 6622.34, "end": 6624.4400000000005, "text": " They just trade items or they offer mirror services"}, {"start": 6624.4400000000005, "end": 6626.84, "text": " and that really results in the highest accumulation of wealth."}, {"start": 6626.84, "end": 6630.64, "text": " It is an extreme case, but it does offer an understanding of how it works for most people."}, {"start": 6630.64, "end": 6632.4400000000005, "text": " Because most people, yes, they still go and play the game,"}, {"start": 6632.4400000000005, "end": 6635.24, "text": " but they also spend a lot of time looking at what items are available,"}, {"start": 6635.24, "end": 6638.14, "text": " you know, for sale online, what kind of items they can sell, the prices."}, {"start": 6638.14, "end": 6640.74, "text": " They're basically playing a part of the game that isn't so much gameplay"}, {"start": 6640.74, "end": 6642.34, "text": " as it is kind of like playing markets."}, {"start": 6642.34, "end": 6644.860000000001, "text": " and you know for someone like me i've played so many games and you know even"}, {"start": 6644.860000000001, "end": 6646.3, "text": " by our markets i know a few things"}, {"start": 6646.3, "end": 6649.74, "text": " it's at a point where it is a bit same that experience i get from from doing it"}, {"start": 6649.74, "end": 6653.46, "text": " in pedo excel 2 is hardly different doing in any game"}, {"start": 6653.46, "end": 6655.58, "text": " so in the gist he's basically saying"}, {"start": 6655.58, "end": 6661.06, "text": " that he knows how to manipulate the market and make money in the game"}, {"start": 6661.06, "end": 6665.28, "text": " that actually equates to him not even playing the game"}, {"start": 6665.28, "end": 6669.82, "text": " so he doesn't like that"}, {"start": 6669.82, "end": 6672.42, "text": " i understand i actually get what he's saying"}, {"start": 6672.42, "end": 6674.34, "text": " but i don't think i'm in that situation"}, {"start": 6674.34, "end": 6676.7, "text": " that's one point there's more"}, {"start": 6676.7, "end": 6680.38, "text": " that i've played in the past and that is a big a big problem for me it also is a"}, {"start": 6680.38, "end": 6681.98, "text": " big problem at that uh..."}, {"start": 6681.98, "end": 6682.82, "text": " how should i say this"}, {"start": 6682.82, "end": 6685.139999999999, "text": " it's a bit of problem again because i'll do because there's a huge focus on the"}, {"start": 6685.139999999999, "end": 6686.34, "text": " new season or delete"}, {"start": 6686.34, "end": 6689.66, "text": " you look at a lot of work that there's kind of like the old quarters of gold"}, {"start": 6689.66, "end": 6692.139999999999, "text": " so because there's people that just have hordes of gold in playing for a long"}, {"start": 6692.139999999999, "end": 6692.54, "text": " time"}, {"start": 6692.54, "end": 6695.299999999999, "text": " any kind of activity that you do kind of like siphons off of them so it doesn't"}, {"start": 6695.299999999999, "end": 6698.219999999999, "text": " have so much like cutthroat you know rat race type of situation as kind of"}, {"start": 6698.22, "end": 6701.02, "text": " exile does because anything you do generates gold because there's just like gold line"}, {"start": 6701.02, "end": 6704.06, "text": " around. Now when there is a new seasonal reset in Path of Exile 2, it's certainly exciting,"}, {"start": 6704.06, "end": 6707.1, "text": " it's exciting to play, and trust me, it's plenty exciting to play even if you don't"}, {"start": 6707.1, "end": 6709.54, "text": " engage with the markets, it just is exciting to play because there's lots of new stuff"}, {"start": 6709.54, "end": 6713.5, "text": " to do and experience. But because there is this economy reset, the entire game, if you"}, {"start": 6713.5, "end": 6717.08, "text": " wish to play optimally, becomes one enormous rat race because this happens every single"}, {"start": 6717.08, "end": 6720.18, "text": " league. There becomes activities that you do that are crazy profitable and having really"}, {"start": 6720.18, "end": 6723.3, "text": " strong characters really early and getting into that often before it's nerfed results"}, {"start": 6723.3, "end": 6727.26, "text": " in incredible amount of wealth gain. So this results in a few things. The first is there"}, {"start": 6727.26, "end": 6729.9800000000005, "text": " is an incredible pressure on playing a very overpowered build."}, {"start": 6729.9800000000005, "end": 6733.38, "text": " I see this as a downside because you often don't get to tailor what you actually want"}, {"start": 6733.38, "end": 6734.38, "text": " to play."}, {"start": 6734.38, "end": 6737.14, "text": " Like, if you are a minion enjoyer, for example, and minions do not seem to be very good next"}, {"start": 6737.14, "end": 6740.38, "text": " season, and by the way, they don't, well, you know, you are going to shoot yourself"}, {"start": 6740.38, "end": 6743.42, "text": " in foot if you try to play a type of build that you like, because you're going to have"}, {"start": 6743.42, "end": 6746.42, "text": " to play the really OP stuff if you want to be, you know, kind of top tier if you really"}, {"start": 6746.42, "end": 6748.42, "text": " want to play optimally."}, {"start": 6748.42, "end": 6755.42, "text": " Man, I didn't think gold was so important in, like, Path of Exile or anything."}, {"start": 6755.42, "end": 6756.42, "text": " I thought gold was whatever."}, {"start": 6756.42, "end": 6763.22, "text": " Am I crazy it is I thought like the important thing was like these"}, {"start": 6764.1, "end": 6768.74, "text": " Again, I'm so new and I know it. I have no idea what I've never even beaten ac3"}, {"start": 6770.5, "end": 6774.42, "text": " But it's see that I thought it was like the orbs and the other currency"}, {"start": 6777.9400000000005, "end": 6781.74, "text": " It's currency not gold so he's talking about currency you're such a boomer"}, {"start": 6781.74, "end": 6787.0199999999995, "text": " is also a huge pressure on profitable farming. Now this might be a bit of an"}, {"start": 6787.0199999999995, "end": 6789.0199999999995, "text": " alien concept to those that haven't played solo cell phone but for now let's"}, {"start": 6789.0199999999995, "end": 6791.5, "text": " just leave it with the example that we had in a previous. I don't need to hear"}, {"start": 6791.5, "end": 6796.38, "text": " that. I'm just not gonna do solo cell phone. I'm sold or convinced that it's"}, {"start": 6796.38, "end": 6800.219999999999, "text": " not for me yet and that's fine. Because what if I get something that Viki wants?"}, {"start": 6800.219999999999, "end": 6803.0599999999995, "text": " I want to be able to give it to her. I don't want to get free stuff from viewers"}, {"start": 6803.06, "end": 6805.900000000001, "text": " So I just won't take stuff from viewers. But yeah"}, {"start": 6808.860000000001, "end": 6810.860000000001, "text": " So do SSF"}, {"start": 6811.9400000000005, "end": 6814.14, "text": " Then I would never be able to give something to Vicky"}, {"start": 6815.14, "end": 6818.620000000001, "text": " Now if she does SSF, I'll do she's doing SSF though. Oh"}, {"start": 6824.9400000000005, "end": 6826.9400000000005, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 6827.700000000001, "end": 6829.700000000001, "text": " Okay, then maybe I'll just do fucking SSF"}, {"start": 6833.900000000001, "end": 6835.900000000001, "text": " Never mind"}, {"start": 6837.620000000001, "end": 6843.72, "text": " All right, well stat priority equipment, I don't dude it's either monk or druid I think"}, {"start": 6845.42, "end": 6849.22, "text": " Everyone's gonna fucking play martial artists, but it looks kind of fucking cool"}, {"start": 6853.780000000001, "end": 6857.22, "text": " It do be looking cool as fuck go druid it's so fun I"}, {"start": 6857.22, "end": 6867.780000000001, "text": " I don't like shape-shifting in this game. I'm really not much of a fan. I feel maybe I'm"}, {"start": 6867.780000000001, "end": 6873.26, "text": " crazy. Well, I don't think I'm crazy, but I like shape-shifting when you're like shifting"}, {"start": 6873.26, "end": 6879.42, "text": " in and out and using lots of different forms. In this, you're basically just playing werewolf"}, {"start": 6879.42, "end": 6886.78, "text": " spec or you're playing bear spec and you are a bear you are aware wolf that's it"}, {"start": 6886.78, "end": 6896.58, "text": " I don't care about that not a big fan that's why I played plangered you can"}, {"start": 6896.58, "end": 6901.9400000000005, "text": " though you can mix what the fuck can you I have not seen anything like that like"}, {"start": 6901.9400000000005, "end": 6904.58, "text": " I'm not gonna try and play the best build in the game but I do want to play"}, {"start": 6904.58, "end": 6911.58, "text": " optimally and it didn't seem like it was really a thing."}, {"start": 6911.58, "end": 6924.58, "text": " People in chat there's a way to do duo in SSF. Is there a way to duo SSF?"}, {"start": 6924.58, "end": 6932.58, "text": " How do you do that? No. Private League?"}, {"start": 6932.58, "end": 6933.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6936.7, "end": 6938.5199999999995, "text": " Private League cost money."}, {"start": 6942.9, "end": 6945.66, "text": " Private League, but you shouldn't fuck with that, huh?"}, {"start": 6948.18, "end": 6950.34, "text": " But if you do that, people won't type based."}, {"start": 6950.34, "end": 6951.88, "text": " Yeah, I don't care."}, {"start": 6955.0199999999995, "end": 6958.38, "text": " But no one can join in your League unless you invite."}, {"start": 6958.38, "end": 6960.58, "text": " Well, I just wanna be able to trade with Vicky."}, {"start": 6960.58, "end": 6964.18, "text": " Like if I find something, or if she finds something that we can give each other."}, {"start": 6969.38, "end": 6970.68, "text": " Why don't you just not play SSF?"}, {"start": 6972.18, "end": 6973.18, "text": " Just not play SSF."}, {"start": 6975.48, "end": 6976.88, "text": " If she plays SSF, so be it."}, {"start": 6978.98, "end": 6981.98, "text": " She can always just check out of that if she needs to."}, {"start": 6984.68, "end": 6985.98, "text": " Okay, let's look at Monk."}, {"start": 6986.28, "end": 6987.18, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 6989.08, "end": 6990.48, "text": " Skill speed."}, {"start": 6990.58, "end": 6992.58, "text": " Surely everyone starts here, right?"}, {"start": 6994.16, "end": 6996.16, "text": " Critical damage bonus"}, {"start": 6996.94, "end": 6999.88, "text": " Increased attack damage surely goes straight down"}, {"start": 7000.84, "end": 7004.64, "text": " 8% attack and cast speed plus 5 decks and int, okay?"}, {"start": 7007.62, "end": 7009.7, "text": " Skill speed critical hit chance"}, {"start": 7010.6, "end": 7012.6, "text": " What is your base critical hit again?"}, {"start": 7013.0, "end": 7017.16, "text": " So no, it's not 10% critical chance. It's like 10% of your base. What is your base?"}, {"start": 7020.58, "end": 7029.7, "text": " It depends on weapon oh shit you're right fist weapons"}, {"start": 7036.7, "end": 7038.82, "text": " Is it martial artist just this weapon?"}, {"start": 7042.82, "end": 7048.14, "text": " Great is like him okay, so I don't give a fuck about that skill speed probably is the best"}, {"start": 7050.58, "end": 7053.38, "text": " Chance to shock. Okay, okay, skill speed."}, {"start": 7055.08, "end": 7056.48, "text": " And then we end up here."}, {"start": 7058.28, "end": 7059.58, "text": " That is what it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 7066.78, "end": 7071.68, "text": " 25% attack damage, 5% chance to daze on hit. Accuracy."}, {"start": 7076.88, "end": 7079.28, "text": " Did I just close it? Oh, thank God, I thought I closed it."}, {"start": 7079.28, "end": 7083.28, "text": " Let me fullscreen this fucker."}, {"start": 7085.28, "end": 7091.28, "text": " Man, I feel like if I was a path like freak, I have this whole thing memorized."}, {"start": 7091.28, "end": 7095.28, "text": " Right? I have no idea what's going on in here."}, {"start": 7100.28, "end": 7105.28, "text": " Search. Well, I also didn't know what spells are in the game, and what does my ascendancy do?"}, {"start": 7105.28, "end": 7121.28, "text": " 4% attack speed when you gain combo, gain an additional combo, minus 0.2 seconds to current energy shield recharge delay per combo expended when using skills."}, {"start": 7121.28, "end": 7125.28, "text": " Evasion skills can build up and retain combo regardless of weapon set."}, {"start": 7125.28, "end": 7129.28, "text": " How does combo work?"}, {"start": 7135.28, "end": 7143.5599999999995, "text": " Do you just gain a combo every hit?"}, {"start": 7143.5599999999995, "end": 7147.12, "text": " If you hit, plus one combo, okay."}, {"start": 7147.12, "end": 7150.24, "text": " Increase AoE, grants the skill hollow focus?"}, {"start": 7150.24, "end": 7153.8, "text": " Dude, what is hollow focus?"}, {"start": 7153.8, "end": 7163.08, "text": " Yeah, fuck."}, {"start": 7163.08, "end": 7164.08, "text": " and link the video."}, {"start": 7166.08, "end": 7168.08, "text": " Hollow Resonance."}, {"start": 7170.08, "end": 7172.08, "text": " Speaking Combo."}, {"start": 7172.08, "end": 7177.08, "text": " Gloves you equip have their base type transformed to Fist of Stone when equipped."}, {"start": 7177.08, "end": 7182.08, "text": " And their explicit modifiers are transformed into more powerful related modifiers."}, {"start": 7182.08, "end": 7185.08, "text": " Ignore attribute requirements to equip gloves."}, {"start": 7185.08, "end": 7197.24, "text": " I remember seeing in the videos like all gloves have a very unique stat stack, stat, set specifically"}, {"start": 7197.24, "end": 7207.76, "text": " for this ascendancy, right?"}, {"start": 7207.76, "end": 7211.08, "text": " So you'd probably want to get that."}, {"start": 7211.08, "end": 7216.44, "text": " of the mountain 100% surpassing chance per enemy power to gain mountains teaching on"}, {"start": 7216.44, "end": 7221.2, "text": " a mobilizing enemy up to a maximum of 30 lose a mountain's teaching when you are hit or"}, {"start": 7221.2, "end": 7228.2, "text": " when you use a sustain and attack that benefits from mountain's teachings."}, {"start": 7241.88, "end": 7248.88, "text": " Caspid, if you've used a Maniflask recently."}, {"start": 7248.88, "end": 7252.52, "text": " 32% increased spell damage while wielding a melee weapon."}, {"start": 7252.52, "end": 7256.52, "text": " I don't think I want to go like an elemental damage pop."}, {"start": 7264.92, "end": 7267.400000000001, "text": " 15% damage is extra cold damage."}, {"start": 7271.68, "end": 7273.92, "text": " That's a bunch of huntress bullshit."}, {"start": 7273.92, "end": 7282.92, "text": " So wait, how does this work? When a new class gets introduced to PoE, what happens? Do they"}, {"start": 7282.92, "end": 7287.6, "text": " just like shift everything around in this circle? Because like they have to put a new class like"}, {"start": 7287.6, "end": 7288.6, "text": " here, right?"}, {"start": 7294.92, "end": 7296.400000000001, "text": " They got to scoot everyone over."}, {"start": 7299.0, "end": 7300.320000000001, "text": " No, they share a start."}, {"start": 7304.400000000001, "end": 7305.400000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 7313.52, "end": 7315.76, "text": " There are two classes per starting selection, plus each"}, {"start": 7315.76, "end": 7317.360000000001, "text": " class has three ascendancies, I see."}, {"start": 7347.6, "end": 7356.120000000001, "text": " Oh, nope, I don't want that."}, {"start": 7356.120000000001, "end": 7357.120000000001, "text": " Power charges?"}, {"start": 7357.120000000001, "end": 7358.120000000001, "text": " Are they frenzy charges?"}, {"start": 7358.120000000001, "end": 7363.240000000001, "text": " I gotta follow a guy."}, {"start": 7363.240000000001, "end": 7365.240000000001, "text": " Search holo-pom."}, {"start": 7365.240000000001, "end": 7367.240000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7367.240000000001, "end": 7370.240000000001, "text": " This?"}, {"start": 7370.240000000001, "end": 7373.04, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 7373.04, "end": 7377.4400000000005, "text": " That can't be it."}, {"start": 7377.4400000000005, "end": 7384.4400000000005, "text": " Hollow Palm. Here we go."}, {"start": 7384.4400000000005, "end": 7389.4400000000005, "text": " An attack as though using a quarter staff while both your hand slots are empty."}, {"start": 7389.4400000000005, "end": 7397.4400000000005, "text": " Unarmed attacks that would use an equipped quarter staff damage have base unarmed physical damage replaced with damage based on their skill level."}, {"start": 7397.4400000000005, "end": 7403.4400000000005, "text": " 1% more attack speed per 75 item evasion on equipped armor items."}, {"start": 7403.4400000000005, "end": 7410.4400000000005, "text": " plus 0.1% to critical hit chance per 10 item energy shield on equipped armor items."}, {"start": 7418.4400000000005, "end": 7422.4400000000005, "text": " Huh, higher level skill gem equals more damage."}, {"start": 7433.4400000000005, "end": 7443.26, "text": " I mean, that seems like the most important thing is to get this."}, {"start": 7443.26, "end": 7450.06, "text": " If you're doing an unarmed martial artist build."}, {"start": 7450.06, "end": 7455.38, "text": " I assume every single PoE2 streamer and their fucking mother is playing this."}, {"start": 7455.38, "end": 7468.34, "text": " That almost makes me not want to play it."}, {"start": 7468.34, "end": 7470.7, "text": " A lot are playing Spirit Walker."}, {"start": 7470.7, "end": 7475.9800000000005, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 7475.9800000000005, "end": 7477.22, "text": " It's Twister and Ice Shot."}, {"start": 7477.22, "end": 7484.22, "text": " okay so they're like optimizing and maxing"}, {"start": 7486.9400000000005, "end": 7490.240000000001, "text": " basically when you get sixteen points you respect into that"}, {"start": 7490.240000000001, "end": 7493.320000000001, "text": " now it seems like it"}, {"start": 7493.320000000001, "end": 7499.04, "text": " you contain bosses as spirit walker"}, {"start": 7499.04, "end": 7502.42, "text": " interesting"}, {"start": 7502.42, "end": 7503.9800000000005, "text": " well i'm not gonna play that"}, {"start": 7503.9800000000005, "end": 7508.34, "text": " uh... i guess i'll play fucking the fissure"}, {"start": 7508.34, "end": 7509.26, "text": " so"}, {"start": 7509.26, "end": 7512.3, "text": " for now i'd w key hollow palm technique"}, {"start": 7512.3, "end": 7515.22, "text": " which then allows me to be a fissure"}, {"start": 7515.22, "end": 7517.4800000000005, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 7517.4800000000005, "end": 7521.740000000001, "text": " creased on build up twenty and i guess i go to here"}, {"start": 7521.740000000001, "end": 7522.820000000001, "text": " p u e"}, {"start": 7522.820000000001, "end": 7523.700000000001, "text": " to"}, {"start": 7523.700000000001, "end": 7529.26, "text": " fist monk"}, {"start": 7529.26, "end": 7532.360000000001, "text": " bell shatter martial artist"}, {"start": 7532.360000000001, "end": 7538.02, "text": " 110 favorites. So who are these people? Like how do I know which build here is overall the best?"}, {"start": 7539.040000000001, "end": 7541.040000000001, "text": " Or made from someone trustworthy?"}, {"start": 7542.4400000000005, "end": 7544.4400000000005, "text": " Is just knowing the name"}, {"start": 7547.920000000001, "end": 7550.76, "text": " You're all saying Jungrone is the goat. Jung"}, {"start": 7551.4400000000005, "end": 7557.080000000001, "text": " Roan, but he only has 112 favorites. Why does this one have 1.7 thousand?"}, {"start": 7558.960000000001, "end": 7560.960000000001, "text": " Why are all you guys"}, {"start": 7560.96, "end": 7562.96, "text": " Jung is 50-50 bait or goat"}, {"start": 7565.52, "end": 7571.66, "text": " Jungrone is not a new player friendly build. Okay, so this is like deep your artist"}, {"start": 7575.2, "end": 7577.2, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7578.36, "end": 7581.4, "text": " Let's just see this why is there only four fucking spells"}, {"start": 7581.400000000001, "end": 7603.3, "text": " 1 through 5, 6 through 12, level 13 you get holopom, level 22, my god this motherfucker"}, {"start": 7603.3, "end": 7621.6, "text": " is just pivoting builds the whole way through whirling slash rain swap there's no items"}, {"start": 7621.6, "end": 7623.6, "text": " Yeah, cuz you don't know what the fuck you're gonna have"}, {"start": 7639.64, "end": 7642.92, "text": " I say keep fucking going back to this bullshit. Can I go back here?"}, {"start": 7649.22, "end": 7651.22, "text": " Oh my god, Jesus"}, {"start": 7651.6, "end": 7665.56, "text": " So what are these spells, Charged Staff, Mantra of Destruction, build combo by successfully"}, {"start": 7665.56, "end": 7669.92, "text": " striking enemies and other skills, ever reaching max combo, use this skill to empower your"}, {"start": 7669.92, "end": 7677.52, "text": " next quarter staff attack, causing it to deal additional chaos damage."}, {"start": 7677.52, "end": 7683.120000000001, "text": " On the right of a build, you can download it so it gets loaded into the game."}, {"start": 7683.120000000001, "end": 7684.72, "text": " Mmmmm."}, {"start": 7684.72, "end": 7690.4400000000005, "text": " Bully's Marshall Breaker."}, {"start": 7690.4400000000005, "end": 7695.52, "text": " Isn't this a risk of rain too, guy?"}, {"start": 7695.52, "end": 7701.200000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 7701.2, "end": 7729.0, "text": " A lot of people do in Frost."}, {"start": 7729.0, "end": 7733.56, "text": " Fucking mall? Shape-shipped into a bear and rake enemies with your claws?"}, {"start": 7734.28, "end": 7736.12, "text": " So is this guy just playing Druid?"}, {"start": 7737.5, "end": 7738.7, "text": " And entangle?"}, {"start": 7739.26, "end": 7739.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7740.5, "end": 7743.94, "text": " Contagion? Wait, he's actually just leveling his plant Druid."}, {"start": 7748.74, "end": 7750.1, "text": " Is it actually a thing?"}, {"start": 7755.64, "end": 7757.8, "text": " Monkstart is really shit, it's meta."}, {"start": 7757.8, "end": 7763.84, "text": " I mean, dude, I remember Contagion was busted when I was leveling it's insanely fast"}, {"start": 7765.52, "end": 7767.68, "text": " Druid auto attack mall generates rage"}, {"start": 7773.08, "end": 7778.34, "text": " Maybe check YouTube Zizarin Zizarin don't we only have we have like four minutes"}, {"start": 7787.8, "end": 7795.2, "text": " The build we always wanted, Spark Totem Caster."}, {"start": 7795.2, "end": 7802.400000000001, "text": " Hi, this is Ren here with a build guide collab with Steel Mage, and this is actually a totem"}, {"start": 7802.400000000001, "end": 7810.360000000001, "text": " build for Shaman, but it is later going to become an oracle, a lot of it will pass."}, {"start": 7810.360000000001, "end": 7817.400000000001, "text": " One of the strongest and safest league starters for the new season."}, {"start": 7817.400000000001, "end": 7824.400000000001, "text": " Comet Oracle, my preliminary starter build for 0.5, what is this guy playing now?"}, {"start": 7824.400000000001, "end": 7831.4400000000005, "text": " AW for minion with things like picking these nodes and just a porch and cougar from now"}, {"start": 7831.4400000000005, "end": 7836.080000000001, "text": " and I think the money is really fun, I don't necessarily know if it's going to be the best"}, {"start": 7836.080000000001, "end": 7837.080000000001, "text": " thing ever, but..."}, {"start": 7837.080000000001, "end": 7840.080000000001, "text": " Okay, he's playing a zookeeper, got it."}, {"start": 7847.400000000001, "end": 7857.8, "text": " plant druid launch new ascendancy looks incredibly cool but did he make a build"}, {"start": 7857.8, "end": 7862.88, "text": " alright fuck this now I'm just gonna follow a build here I'm okay with being"}, {"start": 7862.88, "end": 7868.120000000001, "text": " shit too it seems like a lot of these builds are for speedrunning past the"}, {"start": 7868.120000000001, "end": 7874.280000000001, "text": " first couple of acts I don't care about speedrunning it you're not in the path"}, {"start": 7874.28, "end": 7885.16, "text": " category am I not the fuck oh my god I'm fucking not"}, {"start": 7896.5599999999995, "end": 7901.04, "text": " this is a mature rated game that may not be suitable some viewers oh my gosh"}, {"start": 7901.04, "end": 7903.04, "text": " No way"}, {"start": 7910.82, "end": 7913.9, "text": " Have you looked at Max role builds no I haven't I'm new to this"}, {"start": 7923.66, "end": 7925.66, "text": " This looks pretty regular"}, {"start": 7925.66, "end": 7942.66, "text": " Maxroll, PoE2 Guides. Is it the same people? Helmbreaker. I don't recognize any- Havoc."}, {"start": 7942.66, "end": 7952.42, "text": " interesting so is there like guide website pvp these guys get paid"}, {"start": 7957.5, "end": 7960.5, "text": " interesting"}, {"start": 7960.5, "end": 7977.38, "text": " it's time it fucking is isn't it oh it's dropping down look at that okay I'm"}, {"start": 7977.38, "end": 7980.18, "text": " I'm gonna go pee right now."}, {"start": 7980.18, "end": 7982.18, "text": " Hopefully I'll figure it out."}, {"start": 8007.38, "end": 8019.66, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 8019.66, "end": 8022.86, "text": " Ah, ah, speak, Harry."}, {"start": 8040.22, "end": 8043.74, "text": " OK, well, how do I put these builds?"}, {"start": 8043.74, "end": 8045.54, "text": " Mouse, right, speech, mouse."}, {"start": 8045.54, "end": 8046.18, "text": " Harry again."}, {"start": 8049.66, "end": 8051.66, "text": " Goodness."}, {"start": 8051.66, "end": 8053.66, "text": " Thanks for the money."}, {"start": 8060.66, "end": 8062.66, "text": " Track build."}, {"start": 8062.66, "end": 8064.66, "text": " Play more connect my account."}, {"start": 8069.66, "end": 8071.66, "text": " How does this happen? Waiting?"}, {"start": 8071.66, "end": 8073.66, "text": " No, not that. Okay, so not that."}, {"start": 8073.66, "end": 8075.66, "text": " Ah, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 8075.66, "end": 8085.139999999999, "text": " Now I lost it."}, {"start": 8085.139999999999, "end": 8087.86, "text": " You can download the build file."}, {"start": 8087.86, "end": 8092.0599999999995, "text": " Oh now I can't load the website by the way."}, {"start": 8092.0599999999995, "end": 8095.5, "text": " Oh, GG."}, {"start": 8095.5, "end": 8101.86, "text": " Oh, fucking GG."}, {"start": 8101.860000000001, "end": 8115.860000000001, "text": " way. Oh it's over. How am I supposed to play the game if I can't follow a build? I'm in."}, {"start": 8115.860000000001, "end": 8122.860000000001, "text": " Alright, create. So I'm doing solo cell found. Might change it, we'll see, but for now we'll"}, {"start": 8122.860000000001, "end": 8132.860000000001, "text": " do this. I can always change it after. Monk? Do I play Monk? Oh god, I actually don't know."}, {"start": 8132.860000000001, "end": 8150.860000000001, "text": " I'm going to do it. The Piss Fister?"}, {"start": 8150.860000000001, "end": 8164.06, "text": " But I get reported for this."}, {"start": 8164.06, "end": 8168.620000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8168.620000000001, "end": 8170.580000000001, "text": " Hold on, let me go full screen."}, {"start": 8170.580000000001, "end": 8171.580000000001, "text": " Keep changes."}, {"start": 8171.580000000001, "end": 8172.580000000001, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 8172.580000000001, "end": 8174.580000000001, "text": " You don't think so?"}, {"start": 8174.580000000001, "end": 8177.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm pissed, Vistur."}, {"start": 8177.860000000001, "end": 8178.860000000001, "text": " Let's take him."}, {"start": 8178.860000000001, "end": 8185.860000000001, "text": " Oh man, people out there with good taste, unfortunate."}, {"start": 8185.860000000001, "end": 8190.860000000001, "text": " Gay fist?"}, {"start": 8190.860000000001, "end": 8195.86, "text": " Nope, it's already taken."}, {"start": 8195.86, "end": 8197.86, "text": " Gamer fister?"}, {"start": 8197.86, "end": 8199.86, "text": " Gamer fister."}, {"start": 8199.86, "end": 8214.5, "text": " I guess bro. Yeah, it's your G."}, {"start": 8219.380000000001, "end": 8225.86, "text": " Where do you even put a camera in this game? South-left, I guess? Move, close, Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 8229.86, "end": 8233.62, "text": " Ooh, hold on, I loaded it."}, {"start": 8233.62, "end": 8239.86, "text": " PoE2 build, PoE2 build monk."}, {"start": 8239.86, "end": 8246.62, "text": " Okay, I got one open."}, {"start": 8246.62, "end": 8250.060000000001, "text": " Now how do I incorporate this shit into the game?"}, {"start": 8250.060000000001, "end": 8256.380000000001, "text": " Escape, and move it like people typing."}, {"start": 8256.380000000001, "end": 8257.380000000001, "text": " Options?"}, {"start": 8257.380000000001, "end": 8258.380000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8258.380000000001, "end": 8277.26, "text": " anything new surely with 0.5 they've got new deals in here 25% off"}, {"start": 8280.980000000001, "end": 8283.980000000001, "text": " featured"}, {"start": 8288.380000000001, "end": 8296.04, "text": " What an audio just broke."}, {"start": 8296.04, "end": 8297.54, "text": " Packs left side."}, {"start": 8297.54, "end": 8300.400000000001, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 8300.400000000001, "end": 8303.220000000001, "text": " 13 new supporter packs added."}, {"start": 8303.220000000001, "end": 8310.880000000001, "text": " The iron incarcerator, are these new?"}, {"start": 8310.880000000001, "end": 8326.880000000001, "text": " frosty. Divinity, Blood Rape Reaver, Iron Kaboomah. Interesting. They added new cosmetic"}, {"start": 8326.880000000001, "end": 8340.080000000002, "text": " loot boxes a few days after launch. I definitely did some thema jigs, some cosmetic things."}, {"start": 8340.08, "end": 8342.62, "text": " a lot of the last of the Druids bundle for sure."}, {"start": 8345.12, "end": 8347.44, "text": " Ah, fuck it, I don't need to do this right now. Let's move on."}, {"start": 8359.32, "end": 8361.08, "text": " Okay, Warped Quarterstaff, bang!"}, {"start": 8370.08, "end": 8377.08, "text": " You can press escape to skip all dialogue, got it."}, {"start": 8377.08, "end": 8390.08, "text": " Double speedrunners here and there, love that."}, {"start": 8390.08, "end": 8396.52, "text": " Power but at what cost the house is dialogue"}, {"start": 8400.28, "end": 8402.28, "text": " Effective"}, {"start": 8405.8, "end": 8407.8, "text": " Coming through"}, {"start": 8413.28, "end": 8415.28, "text": " Big checkpoint"}, {"start": 8420.08, "end": 8425.6, "text": " I don't know what's better DPS. I feel like my left click is"}, {"start": 8437.12, "end": 8439.12, "text": " In for a leave it"}, {"start": 8450.08, "end": 8457.08, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 8461.08, "end": 8464.08, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 8464.08, "end": 8470.08, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 8470.08, "end": 8475.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8475.08, "end": 8482.08, "text": " Okay, it's got to be skill speed every build's gonna be grabbing that"}, {"start": 8482.08, "end": 8492.3, "text": " crossbow spear 46% increased physical damage grants the skill spear"}, {"start": 8505.08, "end": 8515.84, "text": " Okay, here's where I have no fucking idea what I'm doing."}, {"start": 8515.84, "end": 8519.68, "text": " I know this doesn't really matter, because I'll get a bunch of level 1 skill gems, but"}, {"start": 8519.68, "end": 8527.14, "text": " like should I do the OP like Druid build that's just stronger and then pivot later?"}, {"start": 8527.14, "end": 8531.86, "text": " Or should I just play Monk and just accept that I'm weak as fuck at the beginning?"}, {"start": 8531.86, "end": 8535.36, "text": " I think I just played Monk, and I just be weak as fuck at the beginning."}, {"start": 8542.800000000001, "end": 8546.140000000001, "text": " If you're only weak until level 14, it's not bad. Exactly. It's not a big deal."}, {"start": 8548.480000000001, "end": 8552.42, "text": " To be truly told, I'll just fucking- I'll just do my own shit. Like, it's not a big deal."}, {"start": 8554.16, "end": 8555.52, "text": " This isn't hard. Uh..."}, {"start": 8556.220000000001, "end": 8557.060000000001, "text": " Skill Gym."}, {"start": 8557.720000000001, "end": 8558.62, "text": " Killing Palm."}, {"start": 8558.62, "end": 8563.18, "text": " Supercores outwards releasing icy fizzle which shows damage in a series, frozen lotus, lead"}, {"start": 8563.18, "end": 8565.820000000002, "text": " baggots and crack through under your staff to come forth an ice crystal which can be"}, {"start": 8565.820000000002, "end": 8568.820000000002, "text": " damaged by enemies."}, {"start": 8568.820000000002, "end": 8574.820000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure frozen whatever the fuck this is important."}, {"start": 8574.820000000002, "end": 8587.820000000002, "text": " Well I'm fucking broke as shit."}, {"start": 8587.82, "end": 8610.779999999999, "text": " Okay. Alright, travel through Clearfell to the Grelwood. We're going east. Monk is"}, {"start": 8610.78, "end": 8619.400000000001, "text": " fun but haven't played it uber endgame I haven't played endgame I've died here"}, {"start": 8619.400000000001, "end": 8626.08, "text": " so much just tripping on like I don't know fucking pebble and then I fall face"}, {"start": 8626.08, "end": 8635.880000000001, "text": " first into some witch like red a we just die so I gotta find the frost bitch"}, {"start": 8635.880000000001, "end": 8642.740000000002, "text": " kill her and then I also need to find that one skill gym there's one laying"}, {"start": 8642.740000000002, "end": 8648.1, "text": " around things gonna be south"}, {"start": 8650.420000000002, "end": 8657.1, "text": " okay maybe not the hell really everything's across the bridge all right"}, {"start": 8657.220000000001, "end": 8664.820000000002, "text": " move it on wait what is this thing hold on"}, {"start": 8665.880000000001, "end": 8681.720000000001, "text": " new league mechanic yeah how does it work oh speak to Faro"}, {"start": 8681.72, "end": 8709.24, "text": " I take it you need better but you'll also reap rewards from speaking of let's investigate"}, {"start": 8709.24, "end": 8716.24, "text": " Okay, so this thing."}, {"start": 8718.24, "end": 8723.24, "text": " Okay, press Rune Shape Combinations."}, {"start": 8723.24, "end": 8728.24, "text": " Upgrades a normal item to a magic item with one modifier."}, {"start": 8728.24, "end": 8734.24, "text": " Augments a magic item with a new random modifier."}, {"start": 8734.24, "end": 8736.24, "text": " Combine these runes"}, {"start": 8738.92, "end": 8740.92, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8744.88, "end": 8746.88, "text": " Oh my god, my health is gone fuck"}, {"start": 8757.08, "end": 8759.08, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 8759.08, "end": 8766.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8766.08, "end": 8777.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8777.52, "end": 8780.16, "text": " So I got two orbs."}, {"start": 8780.16, "end": 8781.16, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 8781.16, "end": 8782.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8782.16, "end": 8786.84, "text": " I've troubled some as of my history's about me and sicker for good. Okay"}, {"start": 8789.08, "end": 8794.119999999999, "text": " So it gave me an orb of augmentation and transportation sure"}, {"start": 8794.12, "end": 8812.28, "text": " Don't do any damage holy fuck what a struggle"}, {"start": 8812.28, "end": 8828.86, "text": " Here's Frostbitch, I bet I die here Somehow I lived, couldn't tell you how"}, {"start": 8842.28, "end": 8847.28, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 8847.28, "end": 8852.28, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 8852.28, "end": 8857.28, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 8857.28, "end": 8873.6, "text": " I win, huh?"}, {"start": 8873.6, "end": 8878.68, "text": " Try using your spells, but my right click does less damage and my E is just fucking whatever."}, {"start": 8878.68, "end": 8887.6, "text": " gloves. Ooh energy shield no way. Ooh a belt no way. Alright that's done and now I"}, {"start": 8887.6, "end": 8895.76, "text": " need to find... I don't think I want the grill wood. I want to find the mud burrow"}, {"start": 8895.76, "end": 8902.44, "text": " first. Maybe I should go get that checkpoint though."}, {"start": 8908.68, "end": 8913.68, "text": " Dude, in your friends list is casting Reg X spells. I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 8917.68, "end": 8920.68, "text": " Abandoned Stash. Nice. Uncut Skill Gym. We take that."}, {"start": 8931.68, "end": 8933.68, "text": " Actually, just auto-attack."}, {"start": 8938.68, "end": 8940.68, "text": " Big waypoint. Mud borough?"}, {"start": 8950.84, "end": 8955.16, "text": " Okay, now I gotta find that big mud boss. The Devourer."}, {"start": 8956.12, "end": 8958.68, "text": " Oh, Hatchery's over here. I think that's just..."}, {"start": 8960.04, "end": 8961.0, "text": " Why is it named?"}, {"start": 8963.32, "end": 8966.84, "text": " Like, why does this make me feel like this is actually a big deal in here?"}, {"start": 8968.68, "end": 8981.64, "text": " to bait you the eggs you know the eggs don't do anything"}, {"start": 8981.64, "end": 8998.039999999999, "text": " Okay, big tattered rope."}, {"start": 8998.039999999999, "end": 8999.039999999999, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 8999.039999999999, "end": 9000.039999999999, "text": " Wow, so good."}, {"start": 9000.04, "end": 9007.04, "text": " so good"}, {"start": 9011.560000000001, "end": 9015.960000000001, "text": " checkpoint boss"}, {"start": 9015.960000000001, "end": 9022.460000000001, "text": " I bet it was fucking left up here"}, {"start": 9022.460000000001, "end": 9026.2, "text": " fucking is"}, {"start": 9026.2, "end": 9029.480000000001, "text": " I wouldn't play this game if there were no easy builds."}, {"start": 9033.480000000001, "end": 9035.960000000001, "text": " I wouldn't play it if there were no easy builds."}, {"start": 9039.16, "end": 9039.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9054.2, "end": 9055.08, "text": " Go ahead, go under."}, {"start": 9055.58, "end": 9056.08, "text": " Or don't."}, {"start": 9056.2, "end": 9061.560000000001, "text": " there we go start blowing up this thing maybe I can use some spell there now he's"}, {"start": 9061.560000000001, "end": 9063.76, "text": " gone"}, {"start": 9116.2, "end": 9119.2, "text": " Are you dead?"}, {"start": 9119.2, "end": 9121.7, "text": " Is right click got you damage?"}, {"start": 9121.7, "end": 9124.2, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 9124.2, "end": 9135.0, "text": " Okay, quest completed, let's go back to town."}, {"start": 9135.0, "end": 9139.740000000002, "text": " Turn in some quests."}, {"start": 9139.740000000002, "end": 9142.76, "text": " Take a support gem, excellent."}, {"start": 9142.76, "end": 9152.76, "text": " All right, uncut skill gem one. Frozen Cascade I guess, I don't know."}, {"start": 9156.76, "end": 9162.76, "text": " Pretty sure this is going to be a good right click, right? Yeah."}, {"start": 9163.76, "end": 9167.76, "text": " Just load the build. How do I do that?"}, {"start": 9173.64, "end": 9174.64, "text": " P"}, {"start": 9176.36, "end": 9178.28, "text": " Skill points mana"}, {"start": 9182.4, "end": 9184.74, "text": " How do you do that? Top left"}, {"start": 9185.32, "end": 9187.04, "text": " There's fucking nothing up here"}, {"start": 9192.06, "end": 9194.08, "text": " Top left, there's nothing there"}, {"start": 9194.86, "end": 9197.300000000001, "text": " It's just my cam like fuck I'll move"}, {"start": 9197.300000000001, "end": 9202.54, "text": " You have to turn that on, it's off by default."}, {"start": 9202.54, "end": 9223.380000000001, "text": " Okay so options, UI, who would that be, game?"}, {"start": 9223.380000000001, "end": 9226.660000000002, "text": " Oh fuck I have an item filter on too, I didn't even realize."}, {"start": 9226.66, "end": 9229.66, "text": " I think this is for Druid. I need to change this to Monk."}, {"start": 9239.06, "end": 9241.06, "text": " It's probably under game. I mean, I'm looking."}, {"start": 9250.46, "end": 9254.06, "text": " Okay. Where the input? Where would that be? UI?"}, {"start": 9256.66, "end": 9266.9, "text": " Hmm, put it in Documents POE2 builds."}, {"start": 9266.9, "end": 9271.98, "text": " You have to download a file and put the folder to activate it."}, {"start": 9271.98, "end": 9273.98, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9273.98, "end": 9276.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9276.98, "end": 9278.98, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 9278.98, "end": 9295.46, "text": " Uh, it's falling this Alk, Alkalizer or something."}, {"start": 9295.46, "end": 9301.42, "text": " Does this eventually go to like, this is not what I think it is."}, {"start": 9301.42, "end": 9307.22, "text": " Is this, this is Marshall Artist."}, {"start": 9307.22, "end": 9315.3, "text": " Orange button top. Well, no, I'm still looking at my build. Is it do I even want to follow"}, {"start": 9315.3, "end": 9325.9, "text": " this? That's what I'm looking at right now. Okay, he does take hollow palm technique."}, {"start": 9325.9, "end": 9334.38, "text": " Okay, I feel like he didn't for a second. Increase energy shield. How about making your"}, {"start": 9334.380000000001, "end": 9339.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, maybe if I knew the game better, I would, but I don't."}, {"start": 9339.380000000001, "end": 9344.380000000001, "text": " Alright, this looks good, so how do I download this then?"}, {"start": 9348.380000000001, "end": 9352.380000000001, "text": " Track build."}, {"start": 9352.380000000001, "end": 9355.380000000001, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 9355.380000000001, "end": 9359.380000000001, "text": " Yellow button top right of page."}, {"start": 9359.380000000001, "end": 9362.380000000001, "text": " Oh, download build file."}, {"start": 9362.380000000001, "end": 9366.480000000001, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 9366.480000000001, "end": 9367.960000000001, "text": " so"}, {"start": 9367.960000000001, "end": 9374.960000000001, "text": " where do i put this"}, {"start": 9375.12, "end": 9382.12, "text": " we go to my steam folder i guess"}, {"start": 9383.36, "end": 9385.76, "text": " oh how it works"}, {"start": 9385.76, "end": 9390.32, "text": " out of the page save it to your pc folder document oh documents my games pad of"}, {"start": 9390.32, "end": 9393.44, "text": " exit okay"}, {"start": 9393.44, "end": 9396.42, "text": " so"}, {"start": 9396.42, "end": 9403.42, "text": " documents"}, {"start": 9404.0, "end": 9407.52, "text": " my games"}, {"start": 9407.52, "end": 9409.18, "text": " pad of exile two"}, {"start": 9409.18, "end": 9412.1, "text": " build planner"}, {"start": 9412.1, "end": 9414.02, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 9414.02, "end": 9415.5, "text": " and then drag this into here."}, {"start": 9419.02, "end": 9419.66, "text": " That's done."}, {"start": 9421.34, "end": 9422.9, "text": " Now do I need to restart my game?"}, {"start": 9428.42, "end": 9432.26, "text": " Okay, now there's a button in the top left, build planner, monk leveling."}, {"start": 9433.380000000001, "end": 9439.1, "text": " Oh, interesting."}, {"start": 9444.02, "end": 9450.02, "text": " All right, and then now I need to get a"}, {"start": 9451.5, "end": 9455.82, "text": " Monk leveling like item filter. Does this have one?"}, {"start": 9459.26, "end": 9461.26, "text": " Or I guess I gotta make one"}, {"start": 9464.86, "end": 9468.220000000001, "text": " But isn't it gonna be weird because I want to actually collect all gloves"}, {"start": 9471.34, "end": 9473.34, "text": " You don't need filters as early"}, {"start": 9474.02, "end": 9480.02, "text": " You don't need filters until late game. Alright, so I just won't do a filter then. Options."}, {"start": 9480.02, "end": 9485.02, "text": " Uh, game. None. Safe."}, {"start": 9485.02, "end": 9486.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9486.02, "end": 9489.02, "text": " Oops, sorry, I just scored."}, {"start": 9489.02, "end": 9493.02, "text": " Is it worth identifying everything?"}, {"start": 9493.02, "end": 9495.02, "text": " Just to sell it? Ooh!"}, {"start": 9495.02, "end": 9499.02, "text": " No movement speed. Sad."}, {"start": 9499.02, "end": 9502.02, "text": " Wait, why can't I wear these?"}, {"start": 9502.02, "end": 9529.140000000001, "text": " level 5 only rares and boots okay what spells do I take I hate that I can't"}, {"start": 9529.14, "end": 9536.619999999999, "text": " fucking alt tab it just read full screens at Jesus there we go"}, {"start": 9539.38, "end": 9551.06, "text": " it tells you click the build top skill menu does it show me what I don't think"}, {"start": 9551.06, "end": 9558.98, "text": " it shows me here use window to put on borderless I I I put it on borderless"}, {"start": 9558.98, "end": 9565.98, "text": " when I was playing before and it was really, really fucking laggy."}, {"start": 9565.98, "end": 9575.98, "text": " Okay, uncut skill gem."}, {"start": 9575.98, "end": 9582.98, "text": " Where does it tell me what to get?"}, {"start": 9582.98, "end": 9602.46, "text": " I guess we just upgrade Glacial Cascade and then Support Gems."}, {"start": 9602.46, "end": 9605.34, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 9605.34, "end": 9607.34, "text": " Cold Attunement."}, {"start": 9607.34, "end": 9612.34, "text": " Okay, engrave."}, {"start": 9612.34, "end": 9615.26, "text": " Alright, simple enough."}, {"start": 9615.26, "end": 9627.74, "text": " Then I go to the stash."}, {"start": 9627.74, "end": 9629.34, "text": " Then we go back to Una."}, {"start": 9629.34, "end": 9632.22, "text": " Buy a bunch of those."}, {"start": 9632.22, "end": 9634.62, "text": " See if these give movement."}, {"start": 9634.62, "end": 9635.460000000001, "text": " They don't."}, {"start": 9639.0, "end": 9641.52, "text": " Fuck it. Sell it for now."}, {"start": 9641.52, "end": 9642.36, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9644.640000000001, "end": 9645.480000000001, "text": " Now I'm fucked."}, {"start": 9645.480000000001, "end": 9647.660000000002, "text": " Oh no, the map saved. Good."}, {"start": 9649.44, "end": 9650.36, "text": " To the grail wood."}, {"start": 9656.12, "end": 9658.28, "text": " Sort of move your cam to the right spot now,"}, {"start": 9658.28, "end": 9659.92, "text": " next to Potser skills."}, {"start": 9664.62, "end": 9669.42, "text": " A lot of demands coming in."}, {"start": 9669.42, "end": 9674.62, "text": " I'm gonna try Boralus."}, {"start": 9674.62, "end": 9682.300000000001, "text": " Maybe it's fixed all of a sudden."}, {"start": 9682.300000000001, "end": 9693.62, "text": " Okay, one can hope."}, {"start": 9693.62, "end": 9699.12, "text": " I've never known much about that."}, {"start": 9699.12, "end": 9700.12, "text": " I've never known much about that."}, {"start": 9700.12, "end": 9701.12, "text": " I've never known much about that."}, {"start": 9701.12, "end": 9702.12, "text": " I've never known much about that."}, {"start": 9702.12, "end": 9703.12, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 9703.12, "end": 9704.12, "text": " I've never known much about that."}, {"start": 9704.12, "end": 9705.12, "text": " But I'm like ranged now, okay?"}, {"start": 9705.12, "end": 9706.12, "text": " Fuck the Grim Tangle."}, {"start": 9706.12, "end": 9707.12, "text": " Don't care about that."}, {"start": 9707.12, "end": 9732.12, "text": " Oh, another rune thingy."}, {"start": 9732.12, "end": 9753.04, "text": " This is better than mine, I'll take that."}, {"start": 9753.04, "end": 9754.04, "text": " That's not..."}, {"start": 9754.04, "end": 9756.44, "text": " Okay, that's white."}, {"start": 9756.44, "end": 9776.6, "text": " Okay, can I do this yet, or...?"}, {"start": 9776.6, "end": 9779.12, "text": " How do I do the extra cold damage?"}, {"start": 9779.12, "end": 9781.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9787.12, "end": 9792.62, "text": " So monsters gain extra cold a cold rune"}, {"start": 9801.36, "end": 9804.140000000001, "text": " I guess a lesser racial I don't I don't know"}, {"start": 9809.12, "end": 9814.12, "text": " The way I take this is I'm basically just picking what I want as a reward."}, {"start": 9835.12, "end": 9836.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9839.12, "end": 9845.640000000001, "text": " Thanks to the 5 gifted subs, Shadow and 2 gifted my last day and Michael and Hollowed"}, {"start": 9845.640000000001, "end": 9847.68, "text": " Sons and I don't know what name."}, {"start": 9847.68, "end": 9850.36, "text": " This gifted subs is a lot of good players."}, {"start": 9850.36, "end": 9854.320000000002, "text": " For Monk, play really safe leveling build if you want to go late."}, {"start": 9854.32, "end": 9857.02, "text": " I'm not doing hardcore if I die, who gives a fuck, right?"}, {"start": 9885.279999999999, "end": 9887.279999999999, "text": " Okay, death number one."}, {"start": 9889.039999999999, "end": 9891.76, "text": " Wow, that fucking one tapped me."}, {"start": 9900.56, "end": 9902.56, "text": " I feel like these little frostbones aren't even worth hitting."}, {"start": 9906.08, "end": 9910.88, "text": " I'm also doing zero cold buildup, which makes no sense. Jeez!"}, {"start": 9944.32, "end": 9946.32, "text": " trees"}, {"start": 9949.68, "end": 9953.68, "text": " Hmm one thing I don't like is it doesn't really show the order at which I do things"}, {"start": 9956.08, "end": 9960.88, "text": " Like I guess I just w key to holo pop technique"}, {"start": 9974.32, "end": 9976.32, "text": " Oh, hello."}, {"start": 9994.539999999999, "end": 10001.94, "text": " So hold on. Does frozen locust not blow up from frozen cascade? It does, right?"}, {"start": 10004.32, "end": 10010.76, "text": " Leave bass creating a chilling damageable ice crystal. So there it is and then I cascaded it. It looked like it blew up"}, {"start": 10012.8, "end": 10015.52, "text": " Felt like I was hitting it during that boss and it wasn't happening"}, {"start": 10018.24, "end": 10024.32, "text": " On the tip, yeah, maybe I wasn't hitting on the tip red veil. Yes, actually, I think I want to go red veil"}, {"start": 10029.68, "end": 10031.68, "text": " Generations of senses"}, {"start": 10034.32, "end": 10058.32, "text": " God, imagine if I had a contagion, everything here just dies instantly."}, {"start": 10058.32, "end": 10077.0, "text": " You still can I fucking should"}, {"start": 10077.0, "end": 10087.52, "text": " Here we go there's one I need two more of these"}, {"start": 10087.52, "end": 10089.52, "text": " I'm stuck"}, {"start": 10117.52, "end": 10126.52, "text": " Fuckin' shield."}, {"start": 10126.52, "end": 10133.52, "text": " Oh god!"}, {"start": 10133.52, "end": 10143.52, "text": " Oh, lag, the fuck?"}, {"start": 10143.52, "end": 10153.02, "text": " What do you think of the ending of 007, Last Light?"}, {"start": 10153.02, "end": 10154.02, "text": " It was crazy."}, {"start": 10154.02, "end": 10155.02, "text": " I just died."}, {"start": 10155.02, "end": 10156.02, "text": " Bandit guy."}, {"start": 10156.02, "end": 10172.66, "text": " The old ways still hold something up."}, {"start": 10172.66, "end": 10176.66, "text": " Ooh a blue long quarterstaff when he did that."}, {"start": 10176.66, "end": 10183.66, "text": " My weapon is fucking Omega bad right now."}, {"start": 10189.1, "end": 10194.6, "text": " Give me this shit."}, {"start": 10194.6, "end": 10199.14, "text": " 16% increased melee strike range with this weapon? Yeah."}, {"start": 10199.14, "end": 10202.42, "text": " And plus 1 to 8 lightning? Yes."}, {"start": 10202.42, "end": 10203.86, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 10203.86, "end": 10209.58, "text": " But doesn't cold-embeutement reduce, like, fire and lightning damage as a support gem?"}, {"start": 10209.58, "end": 10211.18, "text": " So it kind of fucks me."}, {"start": 10221.7, "end": 10222.5, "text": " Augment it."}, {"start": 10222.5, "end": 10225.78, "text": " I could. Uncut skill gem 2. We'll go ahead and upgrade this."}, {"start": 10234.86, "end": 10236.86, "text": " What are these things?"}, {"start": 10247.78, "end": 10249.78, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10249.78, "end": 10262.560000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10262.56, "end": 10285.64, "text": " right now cannot be shocked or chilled all damage can shock"}, {"start": 10285.64, "end": 10290.76, "text": " Hang on. Yeah, I really, I don't know what I'm supposed to take in these rooms. I'm not"}, {"start": 10292.279999999999, "end": 10299.34, "text": " good enough. Upgrades a normal item to a magic item or an orb of augmentation."}, {"start": 10300.359999999999, "end": 10302.359999999999, "text": " The augmentation."}, {"start": 10307.76, "end": 10312.98, "text": " A milkshake, milkshake is too thick to drink. What does it bring the boys?"}, {"start": 10315.64, "end": 10325.64, "text": " To the yard."}, {"start": 10325.64, "end": 10344.64, "text": " Ow, fucking hell, I don't think it matters- ooh, gloves!"}, {"start": 10344.64, "end": 10350.24, "text": " Also probably doesn't matter. Plus one to three fire damage to attacks. We take that, which it was cold."}, {"start": 10350.939999999999, "end": 10352.939999999999, "text": " Ow, the fuck?"}, {"start": 10354.24, "end": 10356.24, "text": " This guy's blasting the shit out of me."}, {"start": 10374.64, "end": 10381.64, "text": " God, we're in explosion."}, {"start": 10381.64, "end": 10395.64, "text": " A malicious prison sling is here."}, {"start": 10395.64, "end": 10401.64, "text": " Okay, put this ugly ass helmet on, sure."}, {"start": 10401.64, "end": 10403.64, "text": " We'll take staff"}, {"start": 10409.14, "end": 10411.14, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 10414.84, "end": 10416.84, "text": " Let's get frostbomb"}, {"start": 10419.099999999999, "end": 10421.26, "text": " What do I even want to bind frostbomb to"}, {"start": 10425.279999999999, "end": 10427.279999999999, "text": " Eight"}, {"start": 10427.28, "end": 10437.960000000001, "text": " armor plus 15 to maximum runic ward. I don't know how that works. Throw that away. Throw"}, {"start": 10437.960000000001, "end": 10455.52, "text": " this away. Am I playing a frost mage? Yes. Get iron rings ASAP. You're right. I'm a physical"}, {"start": 10455.52, "end": 10466.68, "text": " damage made now right? I do be wanting those. I know they're gonna be fucking"}, {"start": 10466.68, "end": 10469.44, "text": " pricey too."}, {"start": 10471.640000000001, "end": 10474.640000000001, "text": " Alright boss time."}, {"start": 10485.52, "end": 10489.52, "text": " Sir, can you stay like range five? I'm just gonna melee you"}, {"start": 10515.52, "end": 10527.52, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 10527.52, "end": 10532.92, "text": " Ooh, it's a big node."}, {"start": 10532.92, "end": 10535.84, "text": " Alright, 8% attack speed and all that jazz."}, {"start": 10535.84, "end": 10536.84, "text": " Getting there."}, {"start": 10536.84, "end": 10538.16, "text": " Level 3 skill gem."}, {"start": 10538.16, "end": 10543.560000000001, "text": " I'm obviously spamming frozen locusts or cascades, so we upgrade that first."}, {"start": 10543.56, "end": 10550.56, "text": " i don't even know what the fuck"}, {"start": 10554.68, "end": 10561.119999999999, "text": " what do i even get next do i care"}, {"start": 10561.119999999999, "end": 10564.18, "text": " contagion just to have a dot"}, {"start": 10564.18, "end": 10571.18, "text": " is that crazy?"}, {"start": 10571.18, "end": 10573.18, "text": " Contagion, I guess."}, {"start": 10573.98, "end": 10575.98, "text": " Thor on 7, sure."}, {"start": 10578.32, "end": 10582.300000000001, "text": " Just dash it, you don't need it? Yeah, I mean I will at the end."}, {"start": 10584.06, "end": 10589.960000000001, "text": " Perfectly if I search the region for more runestones, the Rune Seeker. But I'm done, aren't I?"}, {"start": 10593.62, "end": 10595.62, "text": " Pretty sure I'm done."}, {"start": 10601.18, "end": 10615.36, "text": " Yeah, I'm leaving, going home."}, {"start": 10615.36, "end": 10618.2, "text": " Keymines on 7, 8, and 9 is mental."}, {"start": 10618.2, "end": 10622.48, "text": " Well, I have really long fingers."}, {"start": 10622.48, "end": 10632.16, "text": " have we been spiel? who knows what prize is away by then. not surprised. here he is,"}, {"start": 10632.16, "end": 10645.48, "text": " I would have. till next time. friendly spiel. these are just some odds and ends of mine."}, {"start": 10645.48, "end": 10648.02, "text": " Exalted orb, okay, let's identify this damn"}, {"start": 10649.84, "end": 10652.74, "text": " So if I use this spear, am I just fucked out of spells?"}, {"start": 10655.76, "end": 10658.76, "text": " But can I use frozen cascade and everything still or no"}, {"start": 10669.32, "end": 10671.6, "text": " So a lot of spells require a certain weapon"}, {"start": 10671.6, "end": 10679.34, "text": " Use it on two loadout for auto attacking."}, {"start": 10679.34, "end": 10680.34, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 10680.34, "end": 10693.0, "text": " But I'm an optimizer."}, {"start": 10693.0, "end": 10695.0, "text": " How do I make things auto-go to the stash?"}, {"start": 10701.64, "end": 10702.8, "text": " Okay, assigned stash?"}, {"start": 10702.8, "end": 10704.8, "text": " Oh, I gotta turn that on, I see."}, {"start": 10713.28, "end": 10714.52, "text": " Okay, well, now it just works."}, {"start": 10714.52, "end": 10715.52, "text": " Where's the rune page?"}, {"start": 10715.52, "end": 10725.12, "text": " I swear there's a rune page or something."}, {"start": 10725.12, "end": 10736.52, "text": " Oh here it is."}, {"start": 10736.52, "end": 10743.52, "text": " Uh... room."}, {"start": 10743.52, "end": 10748.52, "text": " Rename this to... shit."}, {"start": 10748.52, "end": 10754.52, "text": " Alright, quest item, we got nails."}, {"start": 10754.52, "end": 10760.52, "text": " So now I go back to... waypoint."}, {"start": 10760.52, "end": 10763.52, "text": " The grailwood. Did I not get the fucking waypoint?"}, {"start": 10763.52, "end": 10765.52, "text": " Am I fucking dumb?"}, {"start": 10765.52, "end": 10770.98, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 10770.98, "end": 10774.9, "text": " I don't think I did."}, {"start": 10774.9, "end": 10775.9, "text": " Yikers."}, {"start": 10775.9, "end": 10784.42, "text": " Luckily, I can checkpoint to here."}, {"start": 10784.42, "end": 10785.42, "text": " Go through Grailwood."}, {"start": 10785.42, "end": 10794.7, "text": " Now I gotta find a tree."}, {"start": 10794.7, "end": 10798.0, "text": " There's the Grim Tangle."}, {"start": 10798.0, "end": 10802.76, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 10802.76, "end": 10810.16, "text": " Not sure where it's gonna be."}, {"start": 10810.16, "end": 10811.66, "text": " In middle?"}, {"start": 10811.66, "end": 10812.66, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 10812.66, "end": 10813.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10813.66, "end": 10814.66, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 10814.66, "end": 10815.66, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 10815.66, "end": 10839.74, "text": " No, it's got to be up here."}, {"start": 10839.74, "end": 10840.94, "text": " Oh, I suddenly do this too."}, {"start": 10849.82, "end": 10852.46, "text": " Jeez, wait, she's getting melted, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 10854.34, "end": 10855.98, "text": " She's got massacred."}, {"start": 10861.22, "end": 10862.06, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 10868.18, "end": 10869.3, "text": " This is just better."}, {"start": 10869.74, "end": 10881.22, "text": " love that for me and then another support gem it's got to be a cascade"}, {"start": 10881.22, "end": 10884.38, "text": " concentrate area support skills are in effect causing that area to be smaller"}, {"start": 10884.38, "end": 10888.58, "text": " but any area damage be higher"}, {"start": 10891.3, "end": 10894.699999999999, "text": " for the skills lose combo if they generate no combo for second sports"}, {"start": 10894.7, "end": 10899.76, "text": " We're damaged require three combo to use"}, {"start": 10903.5, "end": 10908.060000000001, "text": " Okay, munk guy wants me to get concentrated area. I was gonna say no way I take that yet"}, {"start": 10912.7, "end": 10916.02, "text": " So it's better single target my aoe is horrible"}, {"start": 10917.58, "end": 10921.300000000001, "text": " It's got to be a contingent contagion angle. That's the only way aoe"}, {"start": 10924.7, "end": 10949.7, "text": " What the fuck is this tree?"}, {"start": 10979.7, "end": 11001.34, "text": " what was that blue glowing one? not sure."}, {"start": 11001.34, "end": 11002.34, "text": " That's the checkpoint."}, {"start": 11010.64, "end": 11013.84, "text": " Oh, here we are. God, it took me five years to find this."}, {"start": 11018.14, "end": 11018.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11031.34, "end": 11052.460000000001, "text": " Don't import builds it's it crashes the game okay I'll keep that in mind"}, {"start": 11052.460000000001, "end": 11071.500000000002, "text": " Okay, Dr. Renly."}, {"start": 11071.500000000002, "end": 11073.580000000002, "text": " Now I gotta go to Ogham Village."}, {"start": 11073.58, "end": 11088.42, "text": " I'll turn to the entrance of the Grim Tangle, okay?"}, {"start": 11088.42, "end": 11091.58, "text": " Pretty sure I go through here, right?"}, {"start": 11091.58, "end": 11093.58, "text": " On Cam Village is after this?"}, {"start": 11104.38, "end": 11105.58, "text": " It's after the cemetery?"}, {"start": 11106.58, "end": 11107.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11109.38, "end": 11111.78, "text": " Pretty sure this goes to the cemetery after."}, {"start": 11121.58, "end": 11148.58, "text": " I just didn't want to heal, did I?"}, {"start": 11148.58, "end": 11161.3, "text": " So, I'm not used to my heal being bound to one."}, {"start": 11161.3, "end": 11169.14, "text": " I'm still used to Diablo where it's bound to Q."}, {"start": 11169.14, "end": 11172.66, "text": " I could change it, but I feel like binding it to one is fine."}, {"start": 11172.66, "end": 11182.66, "text": " I should get used to that."}, {"start": 11182.66, "end": 11200.42, "text": " Okay, for Regal Orb, I feel like those are fun."}, {"start": 11200.42, "end": 11204.76, "text": " You can put some support gems on normal attack as well, okay? Thank you gamer"}, {"start": 11206.28, "end": 11208.28, "text": " Pull your fuck"}, {"start": 11208.28, "end": 11237.0, "text": " skill gem level 3, uh, frozen locused, skill gem level 3, uh, frozen locused, skill gem"}, {"start": 11237.88, "end": 11241.94, "text": " Skill gem to I do I don't think there's anything I give a shit about anymore"}, {"start": 11246.28, "end": 11251.78, "text": " Killing palm just for the mobility jet that should enemy killing palm"}, {"start": 11259.36, "end": 11263.7, "text": " Frostbomb already have frostbomb and contagion"}, {"start": 11263.7, "end": 11270.7, "text": " Hello boss man."}, {"start": 11293.7, "end": 11296.86, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 11296.86, "end": 11305.86, "text": " That's got blasted!"}, {"start": 11305.86, "end": 11318.86, "text": " Okay, boss done."}, {"start": 11348.86, "end": 11371.980000000001, "text": " Jesus Christ, bye bro."}, {"start": 11371.980000000001, "end": 11374.58, "text": " And I love that for me."}, {"start": 11374.58, "end": 11375.58, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 11375.58, "end": 11385.38, "text": " But uh, right, we're W Keying to Holodpom, which is here."}, {"start": 11385.38, "end": 11394.26, "text": " So my best method of getting there is to grab 3% skill speed."}, {"start": 11394.26, "end": 11407.300000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11407.300000000001, "end": 11427.900000000001, "text": " Where the fuck am I?"}, {"start": 11427.9, "end": 11429.9, "text": " Where's the goddamn exit?"}, {"start": 11438.3, "end": 11440.3, "text": " Well, love a dead end."}, {"start": 11451.26, "end": 11453.26, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11453.26, "end": 11460.74, "text": " Yeah, it's gotta be top right, uh-oh."}, {"start": 11460.74, "end": 11464.58, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11464.58, "end": 11477.380000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11477.380000000001, "end": 11480.380000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11480.380000000001, "end": 11489.380000000001, "text": " This is new?"}, {"start": 11489.380000000001, "end": 11497.380000000001, "text": " Rune stones, yeah, but bigger."}, {"start": 11497.380000000001, "end": 11502.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11502.380000000001, "end": 11515.7, "text": " You just want me to find more?"}, {"start": 11515.7, "end": 11516.7, "text": " New League mechanic?"}, {"start": 11516.7, "end": 11521.94, "text": " I mean clearly, but I still don't know how it works."}, {"start": 11521.94, "end": 11526.500000000002, "text": " Does anyone know how it works or is that a secret?"}, {"start": 11526.500000000002, "end": 11529.460000000001, "text": " These runes change everything."}, {"start": 11529.460000000001, "end": 11530.460000000001, "text": " No one knows?"}, {"start": 11530.460000000001, "end": 11532.580000000002, "text": " so they didn't talk about that"}, {"start": 11532.580000000002, "end": 11534.92, "text": " this is all new"}, {"start": 11534.92, "end": 11536.02, "text": " i love that"}, {"start": 11536.02, "end": 11541.380000000001, "text": " that's true"}, {"start": 11541.380000000001, "end": 11543.380000000001, "text": " they did it was in the reveal"}, {"start": 11543.380000000001, "end": 11550.380000000001, "text": " okay so"}, {"start": 11560.460000000001, "end": 11561.460000000001, "text": " Uh-oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 11583.94, "end": 11584.94, "text": " Lag?"}, {"start": 11587.34, "end": 11589.460000000001, "text": " Oh, an iron ring! Yes!"}, {"start": 11589.460000000001, "end": 11591.460000000001, "text": " HUGE!"}, {"start": 11593.980000000001, "end": 11597.820000000002, "text": " Maybe I can use my shit upgrades normal item to a magic."}, {"start": 11600.240000000002, "end": 11603.880000000001, "text": " I could make that ring sick. And I got a necklace? When the fuck did that happen?"}, {"start": 11604.380000000001, "end": 11606.380000000001, "text": " And a support gem?"}, {"start": 11608.54, "end": 11612.140000000001, "text": " Frostbomb, I guess? Magnified area?"}, {"start": 11612.14, "end": 11619.76, "text": " The squirted skills has increased more effect duration."}, {"start": 11619.76, "end": 11620.76, "text": " Why do they take that?"}, {"start": 11620.76, "end": 11621.76, "text": " Let me read this."}, {"start": 11621.76, "end": 11624.74, "text": " Create a pulsing orb of frost, which for the element of..."}, {"start": 11624.74, "end": 11625.74, "text": " Let's frost bomb."}, {"start": 11625.74, "end": 11628.939999999999, "text": " Okay, what about..."}, {"start": 11628.939999999999, "end": 11629.939999999999, "text": " Frozen locus."}, {"start": 11629.939999999999, "end": 11630.939999999999, "text": " Cold achievement."}, {"start": 11630.939999999999, "end": 11631.939999999999, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 11631.94, "end": 11659.720000000001, "text": " identify this cold resist neck yuck boring gross ugly have they added"}, {"start": 11659.72, "end": 11668.46, "text": " swords. I guess they haven't. I'm not a big PoE2 guy, but I do find it insane that out"}, {"start": 11668.46, "end": 11675.599999999999, "text": " of all the weapons that they haven't added yet, it's swords. Am I crazy to think that's"}, {"start": 11675.6, "end": 11678.6, "text": " Looks like the most default, like, fantasy-driven weapon."}, {"start": 11678.6, "end": 11701.56, "text": " Gonna be some badass swords."}, {"start": 11701.56, "end": 11705.16, "text": " Stabs are best, they will make it giga though with time spent making it? No, I'm sure."}, {"start": 11705.8, "end": 11710.8, "text": " But I just find it interesting that it's like when they have their priority list of what they want to do first, right?"}, {"start": 11711.14, "end": 11713.939999999999, "text": " Swords have still not made it to the top of that."}, {"start": 11731.56, "end": 11753.96, "text": " I'm confused oh wait quarter-step tricks with all your salsa weapon I see"}, {"start": 11753.960000000001, "end": 11763.960000000001, "text": " So this is if I'm just meleeing, I should do this."}, {"start": 11763.960000000001, "end": 11771.240000000002, "text": " That's actually really good, damn."}, {"start": 11771.240000000002, "end": 11775.320000000002, "text": " Quarter staff."}, {"start": 11775.320000000002, "end": 11776.320000000002, "text": " Identify."}, {"start": 11776.320000000002, "end": 11779.080000000002, "text": " Adds 3 to 5 physical damage."}, {"start": 11779.080000000002, "end": 11782.12, "text": " Better than the lightning, I think."}, {"start": 11782.12, "end": 11785.12, "text": " it's higher yeah we take that"}, {"start": 11785.12, "end": 11815.08, "text": " I can augment and regal some stuff like my iron ring, but I just don't care to you"}, {"start": 11815.08, "end": 11842.92, "text": " yet. I'm surprised I haven't found a single cemetery. Oh, Tomb of the Consul was south"}, {"start": 11842.92, "end": 11844.92, "text": " I did find one. I'm done."}, {"start": 11846.7, "end": 11848.7, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11856.3, "end": 11861.22, "text": " No skins? Nope. I'm a free to play player right now."}, {"start": 11872.92, "end": 11883.56, "text": " So let's see, I've got a white iron ring, where is it?"}, {"start": 11883.56, "end": 11890.92, "text": " I need upgrades in normal item to a magic item with a random modifier."}, {"start": 11890.92, "end": 11891.92, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 11891.92, "end": 11892.92, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 11892.92, "end": 11894.72, "text": " Didn't want to get 12 mana."}, {"start": 11894.72, "end": 11897.4, "text": " I went to magic item with a new random modifier."}, {"start": 11897.4, "end": 11898.4, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 11898.4, "end": 11899.4, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 11899.4, "end": 11900.4, "text": " Mana regen."}, {"start": 11900.4, "end": 11901.4, "text": " Didn't like that."}, {"start": 11901.4, "end": 11912.84, "text": " that. How many times can I do this? Once, okay. Upgrades of magic got him too rare. Dexterity,"}, {"start": 11912.84, "end": 11931.119999999999, "text": " I mean I guess. Do I exalt it or this? I don't think I do. Alright, let's go. Or, how much"}, {"start": 11931.12, "end": 11933.12, "text": " How much money do I have? 900 gold."}, {"start": 11935.12, "end": 11937.12, "text": " Maybe I check some vendors?"}, {"start": 11940.12, "end": 11942.12, "text": " What you selling, huh?"}, {"start": 11948.12, "end": 11950.12, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 11957.12, "end": 11959.12, "text": " Pharaohs?"}, {"start": 11959.12, "end": 11961.12, "text": " Random rune. Okay, you see."}, {"start": 11962.160000000002, "end": 11966.68, "text": " Save regal for items that have two good stats that you want already. Yeah, that sounds good."}, {"start": 11966.68, "end": 11971.240000000002, "text": " I'll use the regal orb if it like actually had something good on it, but you're right. I have a lot of those."}, {"start": 11975.92, "end": 11977.92, "text": " So who the fuck sells rings?"}, {"start": 11982.12, "end": 11985.2, "text": " Do I have to gamble in order to get a random ring?"}, {"start": 11989.12, "end": 11994.12, "text": " Watch yourself out there."}, {"start": 11994.12, "end": 11997.12, "text": " Oona from time to time? Okay, so Oona just doesn't have one."}, {"start": 11997.12, "end": 12000.12, "text": " Got it. Let's move on then."}, {"start": 12014.12, "end": 12017.12, "text": " Wait, these guys fucked me on my plant bill."}, {"start": 12017.12, "end": 12022.220000000001, "text": " Oh wait now I destroy them. Oh they get fucked by me. We love this"}, {"start": 12028.02, "end": 12030.02, "text": " They're having a terrible time"}, {"start": 12030.02, "end": 12037.02, "text": " I'm gonna take the first one."}, {"start": 12037.02, "end": 12044.02, "text": " I'm gonna take the second one."}, {"start": 12044.02, "end": 12051.02, "text": " I'm gonna take the second one."}, {"start": 12081.02, "end": 12097.94, "text": " I don't know what I'd do without contagion I feel like it's actually like the"}, {"start": 12097.94, "end": 12100.94, "text": " a worry of my damn for sure."}, {"start": 12107.94, "end": 12112.94, "text": " I'm already here. Alright."}, {"start": 12117.94, "end": 12122.94, "text": " If only you could see numbers. True."}, {"start": 12122.94, "end": 12129.94, "text": " I feel like you can hit G but it's like, about the same."}, {"start": 12152.94, "end": 12168.54, "text": " Already?"}, {"start": 12168.54, "end": 12170.82, "text": " A quarter staff?"}, {"start": 12170.82, "end": 12173.66, "text": " For me?"}, {"start": 12173.66, "end": 12181.18, "text": " Holy shit, it's some type of plant thing."}, {"start": 12181.18, "end": 12182.18, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 12182.18, "end": 12185.66, "text": " I don't think I saw like a legendary till level 20 last time"}, {"start": 12189.0, "end": 12191.0, "text": " Dude what is up with thorns?"}, {"start": 12191.84, "end": 12199.5, "text": " Why is thorns constantly existing and trying to make me do it the bloodthorn wrapped quarterstaff?"}, {"start": 12199.5, "end": 12203.880000000001, "text": " I mean, I'll still take it look at that fucking physical damage on it 15 to 29"}, {"start": 12204.9, "end": 12206.74, "text": " Okay, it's like plus three"}, {"start": 12206.74, "end": 12208.74, "text": " It's actually not that great"}, {"start": 12209.539999999999, "end": 12212.14, "text": " Causes bleeding on hit hold on maybe that's big"}, {"start": 12213.18, "end": 12220.539999999999, "text": " How does bleeding work ailment that deals physical damage over time last five seconds by default damage bleeding pass bypasses energy shield"}, {"start": 12221.22, "end": 12224.64, "text": " Bleeding deals the next armors and damage while the target is moving or if the bleed"}, {"start": 12224.64, "end": 12228.34, "text": " Okay, so it's one of those you take damage when you move kind of bleed things"}, {"start": 12230.42, "end": 12237.3, "text": " Physical damage from hits contributes to bleeding magnitude damage does not contribute to bleeding chance so it cannot be inflicted without"}, {"start": 12238.74, "end": 12249.74, "text": " The base magnitude of bleeding is physical damage per second, equal to 15% of the pre-mitigation physical damage of the hit that inflicted it."}, {"start": 12249.74, "end": 12259.74, "text": " Okay, so pre-mitigation. So before armor comes in. So if I hit them for 100, the bleed will do 15 damage."}, {"start": 12259.74, "end": 12269.74, "text": " Or if I do hit for a hundred, it'll do 15 damage. So even if they have like 50% armor and I only hit for 50, it'll still do 15."}, {"start": 12269.74, "end": 12276.74, "text": " This magnitude is no fur- not further than my modifiers for the damage you deal."}, {"start": 12276.74, "end": 12285.74, "text": " Modifiers and debuffs that affect the enemy's ability to mitigate damage. It's a shot, can affect the damage."}, {"start": 12285.74, "end": 12292.38, "text": " Alright, I mean cool, awesome, I'll fucking take it."}, {"start": 12292.38, "end": 12303.06, "text": " Ooh, yellow armor with thorns, by the way."}, {"start": 12303.06, "end": 12306.14, "text": " I mean, what the fuck."}, {"start": 12306.14, "end": 12319.619999999999, "text": " I should just put a shield on and just stand there."}, {"start": 12319.619999999999, "end": 12321.06, "text": " Upgrade that."}, {"start": 12321.06, "end": 12322.3, "text": " How do you upgrade?"}, {"start": 12322.3, "end": 12324.939999999999, "text": " Like, would I be able to level this staff up?"}, {"start": 12324.939999999999, "end": 12327.66, "text": " I don't think I can."}, {"start": 12327.66, "end": 12332.939999999999, "text": " Like, I'm pretty sure this legendary is replaced as soon as I get a weapon with higher base"}, {"start": 12332.94, "end": 12337.34, "text": " damn right not much you can really do about it"}, {"start": 12341.1, "end": 12347.18, "text": " what are we going anything take your fancy do you"}, {"start": 12348.5, "end": 12354.86, "text": " no you can upgrade it later new mechanic I think does you need some kind of"}, {"start": 12354.86, "end": 12358.82, "text": " orb okay so there's a new thing in point five that allows you to upgrade"}, {"start": 12358.82, "end": 12364.66, "text": " legendaries. So I shouldn't get rid of this staff. I should keep it."}, {"start": 12368.46, "end": 12380.5, "text": " Cool. Alright. Your SSF, keep all your uniques. Yeah. Mausoleum."}, {"start": 12388.82, "end": 12406.02, "text": " Damn, you can see that bleeding happening."}, {"start": 12406.02, "end": 12413.699999999999, "text": " But, oh my god."}, {"start": 12413.699999999999, "end": 12418.26, "text": " Two Exalted Orbs, three Regal, upgrades a magic item to a rare."}, {"start": 12418.26, "end": 12430.460000000001, "text": " rare item. Interesting. Three Regal Orbs sounds pretty good. What is a lesser"}, {"start": 12430.460000000001, "end": 12438.7, "text": " jeweler's orb? Sets a skill gem to have... Okay, I can get three support gems"}, {"start": 12438.7, "end": 12443.58, "text": " already. I mean I need to start taking these."}, {"start": 12448.26, "end": 12462.22, "text": " you got drops maybe I'm dead by the way holy fuck"}, {"start": 12462.220000000001, "end": 12470.140000000001, "text": " Oh my god my I'm so fucking slow"}, {"start": 12473.140000000001, "end": 12478.62, "text": " Yeah, what is this? I just got knocked down. I'm dead"}, {"start": 12481.7, "end": 12484.420000000002, "text": " I don't even know how I got knocked down there. I was what the fuck"}, {"start": 12486.980000000001, "end": 12488.980000000001, "text": " That makes sense"}, {"start": 12492.220000000001, "end": 12497.220000000001, "text": " So do I lose the loot? Let's find out. I don't know."}, {"start": 12500.220000000001, "end": 12505.220000000001, "text": " Root is still here. But can I try again?"}, {"start": 12517.220000000001, "end": 12519.220000000001, "text": " I can. Alright, we go again."}, {"start": 12522.220000000001, "end": 12549.660000000002, "text": " Oh, fuck off!"}, {"start": 12549.66, "end": 12560.5, "text": " I can't move."}, {"start": 12560.5, "end": 12562.5, "text": " I'm out of heals."}, {"start": 12590.5, "end": 12597.5, "text": " Am I even hurting this guy?"}, {"start": 12597.5, "end": 12612.5, "text": " Okay, I'm blasting him for a second."}, {"start": 12612.5, "end": 12624.46, "text": " Okay, I'm blasting him for a second."}, {"start": 12624.46, "end": 12626.46, "text": " Passive dam."}, {"start": 12626.46, "end": 12628.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12628.460000000001, "end": 12637.060000000001, "text": " The dick dude shut the fuck up if it's thorns I kill myself"}, {"start": 12644.560000000001, "end": 12652.980000000001, "text": " Grants a skill ray shield intimidate enemies on block for eight seconds plus 13 strength the wolf's been painted tower shield"}, {"start": 12652.98, "end": 12667.3, "text": " armor 33 26 and block chance I guess I just keep it put it in offhand I mean for what"}, {"start": 12682.98, "end": 12687.98, "text": " Uh, looks like the spear is not a one-hander."}, {"start": 12687.98, "end": 12689.98, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 12692.98, "end": 12694.98, "text": " Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 12706.98, "end": 12710.98, "text": " Oh, it's because it requires 11 strength and I can't equip it."}, {"start": 12710.98, "end": 12716.84, "text": " The only reason I can equip it is because I get the strength from this staff that puts"}, {"start": 12716.84, "end": 12719.279999999999, "text": " me in the threshold."}, {"start": 12719.279999999999, "end": 12720.279999999999, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 12720.279999999999, "end": 12723.88, "text": " Or maybe, actually wait, maybe this..."}, {"start": 12723.88, "end": 12736.88, "text": " Okay, no, it does work because this also gives strength."}, {"start": 12736.880000000001, "end": 12752.52, "text": " I think I still want that there, I'm not even going to be using this, so I don't know if"}, {"start": 12752.52, "end": 12759.52, "text": " if I give a fuck."}, {"start": 12767.04, "end": 12769.560000000001, "text": " Alright, uh, Lesser Jewelers Orb."}, {"start": 12769.560000000001, "end": 12773.28, "text": " Do I want to use..."}, {"start": 12773.28, "end": 12777.68, "text": " What do I use a Jewelers Orb on?"}, {"start": 12777.68, "end": 12781.08, "text": " Does my guide tell me anything?"}, {"start": 12781.08, "end": 12789.88, "text": " I don't think you can see this from here."}, {"start": 12789.88, "end": 12796.48, "text": " Supports attacks, causing them to deal more damage from farther away."}, {"start": 12796.48, "end": 12805.36, "text": " There might be a priority."}, {"start": 12805.36, "end": 12807.52, "text": " Frozen Locusts."}, {"start": 12807.52, "end": 12808.52, "text": " Elemental Armament."}, {"start": 12808.52, "end": 12809.52, "text": " Ice Bite too."}, {"start": 12809.52, "end": 12818.52, "text": " have support gem level two skills so I think I just get just go here throw this"}, {"start": 12818.52, "end": 12821.0, "text": " on"}, {"start": 12821.0, "end": 12850.0, "text": " Glacial Cascade and then I need to support Jim so we'll wait till I get that."}, {"start": 12850.0, "end": 12852.0, "text": " At this point, I'm just looking for the boss."}, {"start": 12855.84, "end": 12857.84, "text": " So far, how are you liking it compared to Diablo?"}, {"start": 12858.64, "end": 12860.88, "text": " Uh, I don't really have a strong opinion."}, {"start": 12865.2, "end": 12869.12, "text": " I do think Diablo gives you dopamine way faster."}, {"start": 12880.0, "end": 12894.36, "text": " I also do prefer having damage numbers. I absolutely hate that you don't. I've talked about it on"}, {"start": 12894.36, "end": 12901.0, "text": " stream and I was met with a lot of disagreements when I said that. Okay, well this is why there's"}, {"start": 12901.0, "end": 12908.0, "text": " There's no damage numbers in POE too."}, {"start": 12911.76, "end": 12913.16, "text": " POE endgame is when it hits."}, {"start": 12913.16, "end": 12915.28, "text": " Okay, well I'm not there yet."}, {"start": 12915.28, "end": 12919.0, "text": " Never been there, so..."}, {"start": 12919.0, "end": 12926.0, "text": " Ask me when I get to the endgame of POE too, what I think. I'm just not there yet."}, {"start": 12931.0, "end": 12934.0, "text": " Where the fuck is this boss? Bottom left, maybe?"}, {"start": 12934.0, "end": 12935.0, "text": " Or south?"}, {"start": 12945.5, "end": 12947.0, "text": " It's gonna be down here."}, {"start": 12948.5, "end": 12952.0, "text": " I hate how I can't roll through stuff sometimes, but then sometimes I can."}, {"start": 12952.0, "end": 12954.0, "text": " It feels so inconsistent."}, {"start": 12961.0, "end": 12984.32, "text": " Ooh, big man."}, {"start": 12984.32, "end": 12991.32, "text": " Regal Orb, Talisman, yada yada."}, {"start": 12999.279999999999, "end": 13002.08, "text": " Okay, support gem 2."}, {"start": 13002.08, "end": 13005.6, "text": " Maybe Rapid Attacks is actually better"}, {"start": 13005.6, "end": 13009.8, "text": " for Frozen Locusts, so I can start off for"}, {"start": 13009.8, "end": 13013.34, "text": " Cascade."}, {"start": 13013.34, "end": 13015.54, "text": " Yeah, the guy doesn't even know what the fuck to tell me to get here."}, {"start": 13024.02, "end": 13024.9, "text": " Long shot."}, {"start": 13027.56, "end": 13029.24, "text": " Yeah, long shot too is not for a while."}, {"start": 13029.34, "end": 13031.66, "text": " He had level three uncut gem."}, {"start": 13038.78, "end": 13040.14, "text": " Now I'll let the arm mint, nope."}, {"start": 13040.14, "end": 13044.14, "text": " The guide creator is already in Act 3. I'm sure they are."}, {"start": 13044.14, "end": 13048.14, "text": " Good for them."}, {"start": 13052.14, "end": 13056.14, "text": " Yeah, I think I was gonna go fucking..."}, {"start": 13056.14, "end": 13060.14, "text": " Not combo finisher."}, {"start": 13060.14, "end": 13064.14, "text": " Where's rapid, whatever? Just attack speed, right?"}, {"start": 13064.14, "end": 13089.3, "text": " Where the fuck is it? Hello? That's why. Okay. Where is the boss? I've done a full fucking"}, {"start": 13089.300000000001, "end": 13098.02, "text": " clear almost it's got to be like here I have to go all the way around"}, {"start": 13098.02, "end": 13121.02, "text": " Oh wait, no this works."}, {"start": 13121.02, "end": 13122.02, "text": " Here it is."}, {"start": 13122.02, "end": 13130.86, "text": " Oh, no, this is something else, Forgotten Riches, and they're like a lever here."}, {"start": 13130.86, "end": 13132.86, "text": " Switch."}, {"start": 13132.86, "end": 13142.66, "text": " Big one here, Legendary."}, {"start": 13142.66, "end": 13147.78, "text": " A Nettle Talisman, Cringe."}, {"start": 13147.78, "end": 13166.380000000001, "text": " I have another support gem, frozen locus, elemental armament, it tells me I should just get cold"}, {"start": 13166.380000000001, "end": 13169.86, "text": " achievement but I already have that so"}, {"start": 13175.740000000002, "end": 13183.220000000001, "text": " fuck it just has all these support gems that are okay okay armament"}, {"start": 13196.380000000001, "end": 13213.380000000001, "text": " Boss? What? Wait. What? It's got to be in the middle of the map? I thought it was always on like the corners."}, {"start": 13213.380000000001, "end": 13227.660000000002, "text": " I didn't know it even could be right there I didn't even know that was okay I'm done"}, {"start": 13227.66, "end": 13234.66, "text": " That's crazy, I've fulcred the entire map."}, {"start": 13234.66, "end": 13249.66, "text": " I'm blasting."}, {"start": 13279.66, "end": 13287.14, "text": " Let the Ezermites bury here, finally no peace."}, {"start": 13287.14, "end": 13297.539999999999, "text": " Level 10 can't wear it, you got gloves, trash, no boots, stone charm, cannot be stunned."}, {"start": 13297.539999999999, "end": 13305.7, "text": " Uh, sure, we'll throw that on."}, {"start": 13305.7, "end": 13312.7, "text": " I feel like there might be something over here, I don't know why."}, {"start": 13335.7, "end": 13345.18, "text": " I did do it let's go gamer"}, {"start": 13365.7, "end": 13372.7, "text": " I must make them beg!"}, {"start": 13372.7, "end": 13377.7, "text": " I must make them beg!"}, {"start": 13377.7, "end": 13386.7, "text": " This fucker can one-shot me."}, {"start": 13386.7, "end": 13389.7, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 13389.7, "end": 13394.7, "text": " Oh my god, okay."}, {"start": 13394.7, "end": 13412.460000000001, "text": " Just as I can, please."}, {"start": 13412.460000000001, "end": 13422.34, "text": " Okay, we got some boots."}, {"start": 13422.34, "end": 13424.44, "text": " We identify those."}, {"start": 13424.44, "end": 13431.44, "text": " No movement. Yikes. Skeptor, shitty helmet, shitty everything. Don't care."}, {"start": 13431.44, "end": 13434.44, "text": " Okay, we go home."}, {"start": 13441.44, "end": 13443.44, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 13446.44, "end": 13448.44, "text": " Okay, this guy comes alive now."}, {"start": 13454.44, "end": 13468.880000000001, "text": " Okay, upgrade it all. Hello. Talk, talk, accept. Wow. Stash. Let's dump. Bang, bang,"}, {"start": 13468.880000000001, "end": 13469.720000000001, "text": " Bang, bang."}, {"start": 13472.080000000002, "end": 13474.480000000001, "text": " Now travel to Aukheim Village, Clear Fell."}, {"start": 13481.76, "end": 13482.68, "text": " Ghost Cemetery."}, {"start": 13487.52, "end": 13488.480000000001, "text": " Hunting grounds."}, {"start": 13490.84, "end": 13492.36, "text": " Viggie said, I don't know why people said"}, {"start": 13492.36, "end": 13493.6, "text": " we aren't flying together."}, {"start": 13493.6, "end": 13494.800000000001, "text": " She said you're right here."}, {"start": 13498.880000000001, "end": 13520.18, "text": " to the village why is that on your back that's crazy good one oh there's no"}, {"start": 13520.18, "end": 13525.900000000001, "text": " hunting guy here anymore really the little fairy that you chase you know"}, {"start": 13525.9, "end": 13527.9, "text": " Oh, there's a rune stone here."}, {"start": 13532.5, "end": 13533.5, "text": " P-p-p-ow."}, {"start": 13535.0, "end": 13535.5, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 13545.199999999999, "end": 13545.699999999999, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 13550.3, "end": 13552.699999999999, "text": " I'm getting fuckin' owned out here, man!"}, {"start": 13555.9, "end": 13557.58, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 13557.58, "end": 13565.34, "text": " What creature is capable of such violence?"}, {"start": 13565.34, "end": 13575.38, "text": " I actually do want to do Freythorn."}, {"start": 13575.38, "end": 13582.859999999999, "text": " I sense the surreal presence."}, {"start": 13582.86, "end": 13589.86, "text": " So I'm looking for three rituals on this map."}, {"start": 13612.86, "end": 13642.62, "text": " It sucks as like all my damage has to be like this very specific range that I"}, {"start": 13642.62, "end": 13645.18, "text": " I can't really accomplish very easily."}, {"start": 13646.800000000001, "end": 13647.94, "text": " Like on this guy, I can do it."}, {"start": 13648.58, "end": 13649.28, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 13649.980000000001, "end": 13651.220000000001, "text": " He's gotta be at that tip."}, {"start": 13652.980000000001, "end": 13654.18, "text": " This is A's dealing with it."}, {"start": 13654.18, "end": 13655.7, "text": " Luzuli ring? That's not what I want."}, {"start": 13655.7, "end": 13656.560000000001, "text": " I need iron rings."}, {"start": 13656.560000000001, "end": 13657.26, "text": " I also leveled."}, {"start": 13659.220000000001, "end": 13660.86, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 13663.460000000001, "end": 13668.560000000001, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight more level ups."}, {"start": 13669.660000000002, "end": 13670.400000000001, "text": " And then I'm gaming."}, {"start": 13702.62, "end": 13708.86, "text": " Okay, I found the final place."}, {"start": 13708.86, "end": 13714.86, "text": " That's where I go after I get all three rituals done."}, {"start": 13714.86, "end": 13721.86, "text": " Crap, what is this?"}, {"start": 13721.86, "end": 13726.86, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 13726.86, "end": 13728.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13786.86, "end": 13788.86, "text": " One down, couldn't be."}, {"start": 13791.86, "end": 13793.86, "text": " Two more."}, {"start": 13816.86, "end": 13823.86, "text": " Oh, this is the rune thing."}, {"start": 13846.86, "end": 13847.7, "text": " Alright, here we go."}, {"start": 13849.400000000001, "end": 13851.400000000001, "text": " I can get an uncut support gem."}, {"start": 13851.400000000001, "end": 13852.6, "text": " That's a bonus reward."}, {"start": 13852.86, "end": 13855.900000000001, "text": " Improve the quality of a martial weapon."}, {"start": 13855.900000000001, "end": 13857.5, "text": " Two blacksmith wetstones."}, {"start": 13857.5, "end": 13860.220000000001, "text": " I don't know how good those are."}, {"start": 13862.66, "end": 13864.34, "text": " Lesser, robust rune."}, {"start": 13866.140000000001, "end": 13867.400000000001, "text": " I guess wetstones?"}, {"start": 13867.400000000001, "end": 13868.300000000001, "text": " Are these good?"}, {"start": 13869.78, "end": 13871.1, "text": " They seem good."}, {"start": 13874.380000000001, "end": 13875.58, "text": " It's more damn, alright."}, {"start": 13876.86, "end": 13900.62, "text": " And a support gem level 1."}, {"start": 13900.62, "end": 13904.94, "text": " Okay frozen locus is maxed out, glacial cascades kind of maxed out."}, {"start": 13904.94, "end": 13911.2, "text": " bomb I guess prolonged duration on it sure for bosses"}, {"start": 13911.2, "end": 13935.2, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13935.2, "end": 13944.12, "text": " Level 4?"}, {"start": 13944.12, "end": 13947.400000000001, "text": " Like new spell maybe?"}, {"start": 13947.400000000001, "end": 13952.400000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13952.400000000001, "end": 13955.720000000001, "text": " Really it wants me to just level this shit up?"}, {"start": 13955.720000000001, "end": 13962.28, "text": " When do I get new spells?"}, {"start": 13962.28, "end": 13963.880000000001, "text": " I guess I get herald of ice soon."}, {"start": 13963.880000000001, "end": 13965.880000000001, "text": " He wants me to take pounce?"}, {"start": 13971.980000000001, "end": 13973.980000000001, "text": " And take freezing mark."}, {"start": 13980.480000000001, "end": 13982.980000000001, "text": " Pounce is level 4, incorrect weapon type."}, {"start": 13983.78, "end": 13986.980000000001, "text": " So I need to have a talisman on my offhand."}, {"start": 13988.580000000002, "end": 13989.080000000002, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 13991.18, "end": 13993.18, "text": " So maybe I'll save that? No, I'll probably find..."}, {"start": 13993.18, "end": 13996.7, "text": " I'll take the frozen glacial cascade for now."}, {"start": 13998.2, "end": 13999.2, "text": " Glacial cascade?"}, {"start": 14001.2, "end": 14002.2, "text": " I'll find one, surely."}, {"start": 14023.18, "end": 14044.98, "text": " Okay, uno m\u00e1s."}, {"start": 14044.98, "end": 14048.26, "text": " Also leveled."}, {"start": 14048.26, "end": 14049.26, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 14049.26, "end": 14051.94, "text": " I'm not even getting Concussive Attack."}, {"start": 14051.94, "end": 14054.94, "text": " I guess I could respec later, but... whatever."}, {"start": 14062.62, "end": 14064.380000000001, "text": " Chloe means you can press F."}, {"start": 14064.380000000001, "end": 14065.380000000001, "text": " I'm aware."}, {"start": 14068.82, "end": 14070.32, "text": " I just don't care too."}, {"start": 14071.880000000001, "end": 14074.380000000001, "text": " I don't really have any power charge spinners or nothing."}, {"start": 14075.220000000001, "end": 14076.720000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm probably dead here."}, {"start": 14081.94, "end": 14088.94, "text": " You beat James Bond? I did, I loved it. So good."}, {"start": 14103.460000000001, "end": 14110.460000000001, "text": " Close your ending. I didn't sleep with any women, and so I got the gay ending. Who knew?"}, {"start": 14111.94, "end": 14136.220000000001, "text": " All right, boss time."}, {"start": 14136.220000000001, "end": 14138.5, "text": " Yeah, James Bond went low."}, {"start": 14138.5, "end": 14140.34, "text": " People on Fox News were fucking upset."}, {"start": 14140.34, "end": 14159.460000000001, "text": " couldn't believe that James Bond had the ability to be gay. 2026 man. Can't believe it. Also"}, {"start": 14159.460000000001, "end": 14161.460000000001, "text": " The drill is crazy. It's true."}, {"start": 14164.960000000001, "end": 14166.960000000001, "text": " Who the fuck's the boss? Hello?"}, {"start": 14172.960000000001, "end": 14173.960000000001, "text": " There he is."}, {"start": 14178.460000000001, "end": 14180.960000000001, "text": " They know my elemental bomb. He walked out of it."}, {"start": 14189.460000000001, "end": 14196.460000000001, "text": " I don't really get how to deal with this cage."}, {"start": 14219.460000000001, "end": 14241.460000000001, "text": " I'm pumping."}, {"start": 14241.460000000001, "end": 14243.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14250.060000000001, "end": 14252.060000000001, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 14260.660000000002, "end": 14262.660000000002, "text": " So the coaches"}, {"start": 14267.380000000001, "end": 14269.380000000001, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 14271.460000000001, "end": 14282.300000000001, "text": " Harold of ice love this for me bang and shutter they shall okay I'm done let's go"}, {"start": 14282.300000000001, "end": 14284.34, "text": " home"}, {"start": 14284.34, "end": 14301.78, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it, but cheers."}, {"start": 14301.78, "end": 14303.78, "text": " See you."}, {"start": 14303.78, "end": 14310.78, "text": " Oh, put that away."}, {"start": 14310.78, "end": 14323.18, "text": " Okay, are you selling anything?"}, {"start": 14323.18, "end": 14326.980000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14326.980000000001, "end": 14328.380000000001, "text": " Is this a ring worth buying?"}, {"start": 14328.380000000001, "end": 14329.78, "text": " I feel like it is."}, {"start": 14329.78, "end": 14333.78, "text": " 1 to 4 physical damage to attacks and 10% increased rarity."}, {"start": 14334.78, "end": 14340.28, "text": " That's not bad. Take a thousand, it's not a big deal. I just need that for the leap. The leap is literally just mobility."}, {"start": 14341.28, "end": 14344.28, "text": " It's half your gold. But don't you think that's worth?"}, {"start": 14350.78, "end": 14358.28, "text": " Rarity is additive? Additive. Fuck. I hate when we start bringing up additive and multiplicative."}, {"start": 14358.28, "end": 14366.400000000001, "text": " what does that mean if you have a base 10% rarity found that's your base does"}, {"start": 14366.400000000001, "end": 14370.84, "text": " this add 1% or would this add 10%"}, {"start": 14372.08, "end": 14380.0, "text": " it adds so this would turn into 20% then I mean that's fine I bought it let's go"}, {"start": 14380.0, "end": 14387.24, "text": " And then let's go to my shit"}, {"start": 14392.52, "end": 14401.4, "text": " Okay, you can't add an extra modifier do I want to turn this into a rare fuck yeah, I do life regen whatever"}, {"start": 14410.0, "end": 14419.26, "text": " Okay, now we go hunting grounds and we're looking for..."}, {"start": 14419.26, "end": 14422.46, "text": " There's a boss on this map I need to kill."}, {"start": 14422.46, "end": 14426.66, "text": " And I need to find Ogham Farmlands."}, {"start": 14426.66, "end": 14430.1, "text": " Those are my two things to find."}, {"start": 14430.1, "end": 14436.3, "text": " Oh, Ogham Village is that way, got it."}, {"start": 14436.300000000001, "end": 14439.300000000001, "text": " I need to find that boss first."}, {"start": 14439.300000000001, "end": 14442.300000000001, "text": " Oh, this guy's yellow."}, {"start": 14448.300000000001, "end": 14451.300000000001, "text": " Massive damage, jeez."}, {"start": 14451.300000000001, "end": 14470.380000000001, "text": " I think this is where the boss is. That might be the arena down there. Yes, this is the arena."}, {"start": 14470.380000000001, "end": 14473.380000000001, "text": " He flees to this location."}, {"start": 14473.380000000001, "end": 14492.380000000001, "text": " He's up here."}, {"start": 14492.380000000001, "end": 14495.380000000001, "text": " What happens when these guys break my frostmines?"}, {"start": 14495.380000000001, "end": 14497.380000000001, "text": " Are we already fleeing?"}, {"start": 14497.380000000001, "end": 14504.26, "text": " they were already out of here what"}, {"start": 14522.980000000001, "end": 14525.980000000001, "text": " now"}, {"start": 14527.380000000001, "end": 14538.380000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14538.380000000001, "end": 14555.380000000001, "text": " his getting bled"}, {"start": 14555.380000000001, "end": 14558.380000000001, "text": " Create strange pieces indeed."}, {"start": 14562.380000000001, "end": 14563.380000000001, "text": " That looks new."}, {"start": 14563.880000000001, "end": 14567.380000000001, "text": " Plus 10 int. Ooh, plus 9% rarity. Wait."}, {"start": 14568.380000000001, "end": 14570.380000000001, "text": " I'm fucking rarity build."}, {"start": 14570.380000000001, "end": 14572.380000000001, "text": " Can 8% rarity on boots?"}, {"start": 14573.380000000001, "end": 14575.380000000001, "text": " 9% on helm?"}, {"start": 14576.380000000001, "end": 14578.380000000001, "text": " 10% on ring?"}, {"start": 14579.380000000001, "end": 14581.380000000001, "text": " Ooh, plus two weapon- oh fuck yeah."}, {"start": 14581.380000000001, "end": 14584.380000000001, "text": " Gets me closer to my actual build here."}, {"start": 14585.380000000001, "end": 14594.380000000001, "text": " Jool socket. I don't know how that works. My goal is here."}, {"start": 14594.380000000001, "end": 14599.380000000001, "text": " Can attack as though using a quarter staff while both your hand slots are empty."}, {"start": 14599.380000000001, "end": 14603.380000000001, "text": " So you don't have a weapon. And then unarmed attacks basically..."}, {"start": 14603.380000000001, "end": 14607.380000000001, "text": " Basically that's how it becomes unarmed. Is that node?"}, {"start": 14607.380000000001, "end": 14610.380000000001, "text": " I'll have another one. What am I doing?"}, {"start": 14610.380000000001, "end": 14615.94, "text": " None of that matters."}, {"start": 14615.94, "end": 14618.94, "text": " You are the weapon."}, {"start": 14618.94, "end": 14622.62, "text": " Alright, well that's everything here."}, {"start": 14622.62, "end": 14625.220000000001, "text": " Unless I want to find the runes."}, {"start": 14625.220000000001, "end": 14631.300000000001, "text": " Uh, should I look for the runes?"}, {"start": 14631.300000000001, "end": 14635.060000000001, "text": " Like do the seasonal bullshit or no?"}, {"start": 14635.060000000001, "end": 14638.980000000001, "text": " Oh, I found that one."}, {"start": 14638.98, "end": 14640.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14640.98, "end": 14642.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14642.98, "end": 14644.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14644.98, "end": 14646.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14646.98, "end": 14648.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14648.98, "end": 14650.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14650.98, "end": 14652.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14652.98, "end": 14654.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14654.98, "end": 14656.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14656.98, "end": 14658.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14658.98, "end": 14660.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14660.98, "end": 14662.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14662.98, "end": 14664.98, "text": " death"}, {"start": 14664.98, "end": 14666.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14666.98, "end": 14679.5, "text": " I'm confused, she said go on then, so..."}, {"start": 14679.5, "end": 14684.66, "text": " Where's the little fairy that I follow?"}, {"start": 14684.66, "end": 14694.66, "text": " Brick, did I break it?"}, {"start": 14694.66, "end": 14711.66, "text": " Yeah, it's a dead end."}, {"start": 14711.66, "end": 14738.34, "text": " Ooh, hello, big runes."}, {"start": 14738.34, "end": 14739.34, "text": " Jewel socket."}, {"start": 14739.34, "end": 14740.74, "text": " How the fuck does that work?"}, {"start": 14740.74, "end": 14746.539999999999, "text": " I don't have any jewels do I so I'm just can't do shit there I guess"}, {"start": 14752.58, "end": 14758.92, "text": " search the region for more runestones okay you put jewels in there thank you I"}, {"start": 14758.92, "end": 14765.48, "text": " didn't know that where do you get jewels from"}, {"start": 14765.48, "end": 14782.48, "text": " drops enemies ground whoa who the fuck is this okay you're a little miniboss"}, {"start": 14782.48, "end": 14789.48, "text": " It's very tanky, my goodness."}, {"start": 14812.48, "end": 14817.88, "text": " So this does 16 to 26 base damage."}, {"start": 14817.88, "end": 14820.52, "text": " 2% increased critical chance."}, {"start": 14820.52, "end": 14823.279999999999, "text": " I mean it's level 11."}, {"start": 14823.279999999999, "end": 14826.4, "text": " My staff is like level fucking what, 1?"}, {"start": 14826.4, "end": 14832.52, "text": " That's kind of just how it goes. You could transmute it."}, {"start": 14832.52, "end": 14837.279999999999, "text": " You mean like..."}, {"start": 14837.279999999999, "end": 14842.439999999999, "text": " Yeah I could add to it, but do I care?"}, {"start": 14842.44, "end": 14846.28, "text": " I don't think I use this still. I think my legendary is still better"}, {"start": 14850.52, "end": 14852.52, "text": " Fairly, but I think it is"}, {"start": 14861.800000000001, "end": 14863.800000000001, "text": " Another yellow"}, {"start": 14872.44, "end": 14879.44, "text": " Got him. Farm lands."}, {"start": 14879.44, "end": 14895.68, "text": " Press the skill tab and see the DPS on your skill so you can compare."}, {"start": 14895.68, "end": 14902.28, "text": " I mean I see it. Like DPS 46."}, {"start": 14902.28, "end": 14904.16, "text": " I understand, I get that."}, {"start": 14905.640000000001, "end": 14907.24, "text": " Wow, spear throat is 80."}, {"start": 14907.24, "end": 14909.68, "text": " My quarter staff does 88."}, {"start": 14909.68, "end": 14913.08, "text": " The problem is, there's a lot of unique things."}, {"start": 14913.08, "end": 14916.74, "text": " For example, what's the DPS if I'm actually hitting"}, {"start": 14916.74, "end": 14919.66, "text": " the right point on my right click here?"}, {"start": 14928.5, "end": 14929.54, "text": " Where would I see that?"}, {"start": 14932.28, "end": 14943.58, "text": " have final burst oh here we go so this is doing 138 dps assuming I'm landing the"}, {"start": 14943.58, "end": 14946.92, "text": " actual point of damage"}, {"start": 14946.92, "end": 14956.92, "text": " I should have identified first, whoops."}, {"start": 14956.92, "end": 14962.92, "text": " Did I just sell boots?"}, {"start": 14962.92, "end": 14965.92, "text": " Is there a buyback?"}, {"start": 14965.92, "end": 14967.92, "text": " Oh, buyback."}, {"start": 14967.92, "end": 14969.92, "text": " Ah, that sucks."}, {"start": 14969.92, "end": 14971.92, "text": " Get rid of him."}, {"start": 14971.92, "end": 14973.92, "text": " Adds 1 to 10 lightning damage."}, {"start": 14973.92, "end": 14974.92, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14974.92, "end": 14979.92, "text": " Fortunately I'm not doing lightning damage."}, {"start": 14982.92, "end": 14989.92, "text": " Support gem, uh, Herald of Ice?"}, {"start": 14990.92, "end": 14994.92, "text": " Cold Attunement. Okay."}, {"start": 15004.92, "end": 15009.12, "text": " Equip that. That's crazy. Equip what?"}, {"start": 15009.12, "end": 15013.6, "text": " Maybe you should read your new skills, Mr. Poppin."}, {"start": 15013.6, "end": 15016.24, "text": " Uh, well, Mr."}, {"start": 15016.24, "end": 15023.24, "text": " Ithlonix. I'm fully aware of all my skills right now."}, {"start": 15029.44, "end": 15032.04, "text": " Adds one to ten. Oh, the one to ten damage ring?"}, {"start": 15032.04, "end": 15037.720000000001, "text": " Well, I have two iron rings that add one to four physical damage."}, {"start": 15037.720000000001, "end": 15043.560000000001, "text": " I feel like that's better considering all of my attacks are physical, and I have cold"}, {"start": 15043.560000000001, "end": 15049.160000000002, "text": " attunement on everything, and cold attunement reduces damage of all lightning."}, {"start": 15049.160000000002, "end": 15052.6, "text": " Am I correct?"}, {"start": 15052.6, "end": 15054.76, "text": " Any path freaks?"}, {"start": 15054.76, "end": 15074.64, "text": " Or my misunderstanding."}, {"start": 15074.64, "end": 15075.64, "text": " Damage equals damage."}, {"start": 15075.64, "end": 15080.32, "text": " Yeah, but it's reduced."}, {"start": 15080.32, "end": 15084.4, "text": " Oh, hello."}, {"start": 15084.4, "end": 15091.4, "text": " for these."}, {"start": 15101.68, "end": 15104.68, "text": " He said the last one. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 15104.68, "end": 15107.68, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15107.68, "end": 15113.2, "text": " What? That's what it's like. The Grailwood calls me home once more."}, {"start": 15113.76, "end": 15115.12, "text": " Back to the Grailwood?"}, {"start": 15120.56, "end": 15121.84, "text": " I wish I visited this town."}, {"start": 15126.4, "end": 15134.16, "text": " You can tell it's that way because of the way it is. True. So I should probably go do that, huh?"}, {"start": 15137.68, "end": 15152.32, "text": " find out what the fuck this is okay summoning this guy look at the inscriptions of the"}, {"start": 15152.32, "end": 15159.32, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 15159.32, "end": 15169.32, "text": " Okay, lost catacombs, I'm in."}, {"start": 15169.32, "end": 15176.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 15206.32, "end": 15213.32, "text": " So once we do explore, I'm just gonna fucking pull clear I guess."}, {"start": 15236.32, "end": 15248.92, "text": " Okay, this doesn't seem that big, I guess there's, we'll see how far this path over"}, {"start": 15248.92, "end": 15253.68, "text": " here goes, let's get that dead end."}, {"start": 15253.68, "end": 15259.92, "text": " Okay, it's very linear."}, {"start": 15259.92, "end": 15266.92, "text": " Oh, extremely linear."}, {"start": 15319.92, "end": 15331.16, "text": " I got him actually at a point where I'm still kind of just auto attacking."}, {"start": 15331.16, "end": 15333.16, "text": " Runic Vault."}, {"start": 15333.16, "end": 15335.16, "text": " Dead end."}, {"start": 15335.16, "end": 15336.16, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 15336.16, "end": 15337.16, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 15337.16, "end": 15340.16, "text": " Click it."}, {"start": 15340.16, "end": 15346.68, "text": " It's Cam Locus."}, {"start": 15346.68, "end": 15351.68, "text": " No, because there are a lot of times suck in melee and I can't get them off, so it's better just to left click."}, {"start": 15376.68, "end": 15389.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15419.68, "end": 15425.720000000001, "text": " We'll throw that on instead of this bullshit and then spirit gem. Let's get pounce and"}, {"start": 15427.84, "end": 15429.84, "text": " Honestly"}, {"start": 15429.84, "end": 15453.28, "text": " I can't I use this now requires 13 strength oh so I don't have enough strength I see"}, {"start": 15453.28, "end": 15459.28, "text": " All right, well, that's a nerd."}, {"start": 15459.28, "end": 15462.28, "text": " What is this place?"}, {"start": 15462.28, "end": 15465.28, "text": " Doesn't look as am I."}, {"start": 15465.28, "end": 15467.28, "text": " You're down to turn off."}, {"start": 15467.28, "end": 15470.28, "text": " And this liquid one is that?"}, {"start": 15470.28, "end": 15472.28, "text": " It's a..."}, {"start": 15472.28, "end": 15475.28, "text": " Well, no, I got yellows in here and stuff."}, {"start": 15475.28, "end": 15480.28, "text": " I hope we all get that out of it."}, {"start": 15480.28, "end": 15489.16, "text": " What's this this tone volume one the rooms of out within the war meeting"}, {"start": 15489.16, "end": 15495.6, "text": " What does the best we're gonna move on soon? Hey, hmm. Well, we got some yellows. We got a mall"}, {"start": 15495.6, "end": 15498.960000000001, "text": " Greater man a flask okay that on"}, {"start": 15501.800000000001, "end": 15504.560000000001, "text": " Wonder if I can go home and come back. I hope I can"}, {"start": 15504.56, "end": 15505.56, "text": " time."}, {"start": 15505.56, "end": 15511.56, "text": " What's up, human?"}, {"start": 15511.56, "end": 15512.56, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 15512.56, "end": 15513.56, "text": " Take a pun."}, {"start": 15513.56, "end": 15516.56, "text": " No, I'll take it off you right now."}, {"start": 15516.56, "end": 15517.56, "text": " See you."}, {"start": 15517.56, "end": 15518.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15518.56, "end": 15519.56, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 15519.56, "end": 15520.56, "text": " She ain't so bad."}, {"start": 15520.56, "end": 15521.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15521.56, "end": 15522.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15522.56, "end": 15523.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15523.56, "end": 15524.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15524.56, "end": 15525.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15525.56, "end": 15526.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15526.56, "end": 15527.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15527.56, "end": 15528.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15528.56, "end": 15529.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15529.56, "end": 15530.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15530.56, "end": 15531.56, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15531.56, "end": 15536.24, "text": " She ain't selling nothing."}, {"start": 15536.24, "end": 15540.48, "text": " Oh, Priest Armor, wow."}, {"start": 15540.48, "end": 15544.439999999999, "text": " Another ring with rarity on it."}, {"start": 15544.439999999999, "end": 15546.439999999999, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 15546.44, "end": 15553.44, "text": " Let's see what I can make with that liquid verisium."}, {"start": 15553.44, "end": 15560.44, "text": " You can do something quite powerful with this outfit."}, {"start": 15560.44, "end": 15562.44, "text": " A sort of rune forging."}, {"start": 15562.44, "end": 15566.44, "text": " Let's give it a try, eh?"}, {"start": 15566.44, "end": 15571.44, "text": " Okay, reforges any non-unique armor to grant Runic Ward."}, {"start": 15571.44, "end": 15576.720000000001, "text": " Runic Ward is a last line of protection absorbing fatal damage instead of your life"}, {"start": 15577.12, "end": 15580.480000000001, "text": " If you take damage that would cause your life to reach zero while you have runic ward"}, {"start": 15580.480000000001, "end": 15584.800000000001, "text": " You will drop to one life and your runic ward will take the remaining damage"}, {"start": 15585.0, "end": 15590.4, "text": " You will still die if you do not have enough runic ward to absorb the remaining damage runic ward does not protect against life loss"}, {"start": 15590.4, "end": 15592.720000000001, "text": " It is not caused by damage"}, {"start": 15594.08, "end": 15597.480000000001, "text": " Runic Ward constantly regenerates at a default rate of 5% per second"}, {"start": 15597.48, "end": 15607.1, "text": " a non unique armor okay let's just I don't want to fucking do it on this"}, {"start": 15607.1, "end": 15613.46, "text": " I'm a how much Varricium am I getting here fuck it let's just do it maybe it's a"}, {"start": 15613.46, "end": 15625.3, "text": " quest I have to runic ward at 29 interesting"}, {"start": 15627.48, "end": 15634.48, "text": " Where the hell does my runic ward go, huh?"}, {"start": 15634.48, "end": 15645.48, "text": " Where do I put this fucking resource?"}, {"start": 15645.48, "end": 15663.039999999999, "text": " Let's go in there, that's nice."}, {"start": 15663.039999999999, "end": 15665.039999999999, "text": " Uh, Gems."}, {"start": 15665.039999999999, "end": 15668.52, "text": " Hmm, look at your health bar."}, {"start": 15668.52, "end": 15670.119999999999, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 15670.119999999999, "end": 15672.119999999999, "text": " Pretty cool."}, {"start": 15672.12, "end": 15679.92, "text": " But where does Virisium go?"}, {"start": 15679.92, "end": 15685.660000000002, "text": " Or do I need to fucking swipe in the store for a new goddamn fucking tab?"}, {"start": 15685.660000000002, "end": 15687.900000000001, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 15687.900000000001, "end": 15701.04, "text": " If he wants to swipe so badly?"}, {"start": 15701.04, "end": 15702.960000000001, "text": " I've already swiped."}, {"start": 15702.960000000001, "end": 15706.560000000001, "text": " Dang, look at this guy's weapon."}, {"start": 15706.560000000001, "end": 15708.960000000001, "text": " Jesus, this guy's a swiper."}, {"start": 15708.960000000001, "end": 15710.640000000001, "text": " He's got the stars, kit, and everything."}, {"start": 15719.92, "end": 15720.800000000001, "text": " He swiped even more."}, {"start": 15720.800000000001, "end": 15722.0, "text": " No, I've swiped more than him."}, {"start": 15722.0, "end": 15724.28, "text": " I have that outfit, and I have that glow."}, {"start": 15724.28, "end": 15726.04, "text": " I don't know about the weapon, though."}, {"start": 15726.04, "end": 15727.400000000001, "text": " But I've got that plus change."}, {"start": 15727.400000000001, "end": 15728.480000000001, "text": " I bet he's got nothing left."}, {"start": 15731.04, "end": 15740.7, "text": " let me go ahead how do I do this I cosmetics helmet I do be having a lot"}, {"start": 15740.7, "end": 15751.220000000001, "text": " of skins on here swipe some loot boxes I could"}, {"start": 15751.220000000001, "end": 15760.340000000002, "text": " Being rich is your only personality trait."}, {"start": 15760.340000000002, "end": 15771.54, "text": " That is a good personality trait to have though."}, {"start": 15771.54, "end": 15782.220000000001, "text": " I mean, the only helmet that I actually like that I have is this witch hat."}, {"start": 15782.220000000001, "end": 15788.140000000001, "text": " I just feel like there's not a lot of good ha- ooh."}, {"start": 15788.140000000001, "end": 15789.34, "text": " The Nether Mansor."}, {"start": 15789.34, "end": 15794.86, "text": " That's a pretty fucking cool ass helmet."}, {"start": 15794.86, "end": 15795.86, "text": " Crab people."}, {"start": 15795.86, "end": 15797.800000000001, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 15797.800000000001, "end": 15798.800000000001, "text": " This looks like..."}, {"start": 15798.800000000001, "end": 15807.12, "text": " I don't even know what that looks like."}, {"start": 15807.12, "end": 15809.800000000001, "text": " Also pretty cool."}, {"start": 15809.800000000001, "end": 15811.800000000001, "text": " Armor pack."}, {"start": 15811.800000000001, "end": 15813.800000000001, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 15813.800000000001, "end": 15818.800000000001, "text": " Oh shit, it's like Sporey."}, {"start": 15818.800000000001, "end": 15823.04, "text": " That's pretty fucking cool too."}, {"start": 15823.04, "end": 15824.04, "text": " Also cool."}, {"start": 15824.04, "end": 15828.04, "text": " Shit, what the French toast?"}, {"start": 15828.04, "end": 15839.68, "text": " You gross duck"}, {"start": 15858.04, "end": 15872.880000000001, "text": " 25% off. See, already owned by the way. You can't see my cams all up in the way here."}, {"start": 15872.880000000001, "end": 15875.720000000001, "text": " Already owned the star skin."}, {"start": 15875.720000000001, "end": 15880.720000000001, "text": " Oooooooh."}, {"start": 15880.720000000001, "end": 15886.920000000002, "text": " Oooooooh!"}, {"start": 15886.920000000002, "end": 15888.240000000002, "text": " Snowcaller."}, {"start": 15888.240000000002, "end": 15890.52, "text": " Gamble?"}, {"start": 15890.52, "end": 15894.920000000002, "text": " Okay, mystery boxes."}, {"start": 15894.920000000002, "end": 15900.400000000001, "text": " The return of the ancient mystery box contains many micro-transactions, most with several"}, {"start": 15900.400000000001, "end": 15901.400000000001, "text": " variations."}, {"start": 15901.4, "end": 15904.6, "text": " As always, these microtransactions are purely cosmetic."}, {"start": 15910.6, "end": 15914.52, "text": " The corpse bearer back attachment. Is that the fucking one Viki had on?"}, {"start": 15916.359999999999, "end": 15920.119999999999, "text": " Okay. Rare finisher effect."}, {"start": 15920.12, "end": 15933.2, "text": " Detonator map device. Volcanic cave hideout. I don't know if that is either."}, {"start": 15933.2, "end": 15943.640000000001, "text": " Okay, hang on. Let me, let me swipe second here. I gotta rejuice. Kind of crazy. I'm"}, {"start": 15943.640000000001, "end": 15965.140000000001, "text": " I'm only allowed to spend $20 at a time."}, {"start": 15965.140000000001, "end": 15972.140000000001, "text": " packs up"}, {"start": 15973.86, "end": 15980.740000000002, "text": " as for the back says the same amount of points plus mtx was mtx"}, {"start": 15980.740000000002, "end": 15987.740000000002, "text": " where do you get that"}, {"start": 15987.74, "end": 15994.74, "text": " micro transactions"}, {"start": 16000.02, "end": 16002.86, "text": " the fuck supporter packs"}, {"start": 16002.86, "end": 16005.24, "text": " tax"}, {"start": 16005.24, "end": 16012.24, "text": " these"}, {"start": 16012.24, "end": 16013.24, "text": " Ohhhh."}, {"start": 16014.24, "end": 16015.24, "text": " Okay, hang on."}, {"start": 16015.24, "end": 16020.24, "text": " The Iron Incarcerator pack also contains six exclusive micro-transactions."}, {"start": 16023.24, "end": 16025.24, "text": " The Incarcerator's res-"}, {"start": 16029.24, "end": 16030.24, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 16031.24, "end": 16036.24, "text": " The Curator of Wisdom series of supporter packs contains seven exclusive micro-transactions."}, {"start": 16036.24, "end": 16043.24, "text": " You're right, I'm getting 900 of whatever the fuck this shit is as I swipe."}, {"start": 16066.24, "end": 16073.36, "text": " As you sprint actual divine lightning wings will form out of your back leaving a trail of radiance as you engage"}, {"start": 16073.36, "end": 16075.36, "text": " I have to sign in my PayPal"}, {"start": 16075.68, "end": 16077.68, "text": " Actually, I don't need to do this. Fuck this"}, {"start": 16079.08, "end": 16081.08, "text": " Cancel the transaction"}, {"start": 16081.56, "end": 16086.44, "text": " All right, I got plenty enough. I don't feel like going to get my wallet right now"}, {"start": 16086.44, "end": 16089.36, "text": " I spent everything that was in my steam profile"}, {"start": 16091.4, "end": 16093.4, "text": " So"}, {"start": 16093.92, "end": 16095.92, "text": " cosmetics"}, {"start": 16096.24, "end": 16101.24, "text": " How do I open this door?"}, {"start": 16101.24, "end": 16113.68, "text": " M. Fuckin' Jesus."}, {"start": 16113.68, "end": 16115.4, "text": " Mystery boxes."}, {"start": 16115.4, "end": 16121.0, "text": " The return of the ancient mystery box."}, {"start": 16121.0, "end": 16135.24, "text": " I've got 10 now."}, {"start": 16135.24, "end": 16139.28, "text": " Windigo weapon skin, okay."}, {"start": 16139.28, "end": 16142.28, "text": " Jungle clearing hideout."}, {"start": 16142.28, "end": 16147.6, "text": " Shady merchant, creates an object in your- okay."}, {"start": 16147.6, "end": 16150.44, "text": " Windigo weapon skin."}, {"start": 16150.44, "end": 16170.02, "text": " gloves. Feathered windigo bag attachment. Assassin, is that tentacled armor? Not fucking"}, {"start": 16170.02, "end": 16186.300000000001, "text": " damn it. Overgrown Apex, alright. Did I not buy like 10? I'm confused. I did, it's just"}, {"start": 16186.300000000001, "end": 16188.300000000001, "text": " It's not updating, I see."}, {"start": 16188.300000000001, "end": 16209.420000000002, "text": " Deathbloom, boots, assassin helmet, back attachment, assassin gloves, dodge roll, the"}, {"start": 16209.42, "end": 16216.42, "text": " as miri dodge roll effect"}, {"start": 16222.66, "end": 16226.42, "text": " that windigo body armor actually looks super cool"}, {"start": 16226.42, "end": 16229.18, "text": " i got some type of hideout, let me look at this"}, {"start": 16229.18, "end": 16231.1, "text": " so character"}, {"start": 16231.1, "end": 16234.66, "text": " armor"}, {"start": 16234.66, "end": 16237.78, "text": " windigo"}, {"start": 16237.78, "end": 16238.78, "text": " I kinda like that."}, {"start": 16242.2, "end": 16243.2, "text": " That's pretty sick."}, {"start": 16250.5, "end": 16252.0, "text": " I don't know what helmet to go with it, though."}, {"start": 16253.02, "end": 16254.2, "text": " Put the back attachment on."}, {"start": 16256.16, "end": 16258.2, "text": " Ah, we'll see if I even like it."}, {"start": 16259.2, "end": 16260.800000000001, "text": " I don't like back attachments, man."}, {"start": 16260.800000000001, "end": 16262.400000000001, "text": " I think they're just too fucking much."}, {"start": 16266.1, "end": 16267.6, "text": " I'll take this. This is kinda cool."}, {"start": 16267.78, "end": 16272.5, "text": " The Elite Blood Reaver back attachment, it's so like minor, it's there."}, {"start": 16273.5, "end": 16276.380000000001, "text": " Keep gambling so you get the bird when to go ahead."}, {"start": 16276.380000000001, "end": 16278.380000000001, "text": " Of course, babe."}, {"start": 16283.880000000001, "end": 16285.380000000001, "text": " Like this is absurd."}, {"start": 16285.380000000001, "end": 16287.380000000001, "text": " That's crazy to me."}, {"start": 16291.78, "end": 16293.78, "text": " What the hell, did I see like..."}, {"start": 16293.78, "end": 16298.26, "text": " So we just- Oh!"}, {"start": 16298.26, "end": 16301.86, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16301.86, "end": 16306.74, "text": " Kind of chains me to the ground. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16306.74, "end": 16310.5, "text": " Now we'll do this little wing."}, {"start": 16310.5, "end": 16314.060000000001, "text": " Let him know I do have a bag attachment. I'm not poor, but I don't want to see it."}, {"start": 16314.060000000001, "end": 16318.220000000001, "text": " No belt skin."}, {"start": 16318.220000000001, "end": 16323.300000000001, "text": " bucket let's get back to swiping until i get the helmet that i want"}, {"start": 16323.300000000001, "end": 16325.220000000001, "text": " uh... mystery boxes"}, {"start": 16325.220000000001, "end": 16332.220000000001, "text": " the return of the ancients mister"}, {"start": 16333.7, "end": 16337.02, "text": " they got twenty now open"}, {"start": 16337.02, "end": 16339.960000000001, "text": " map device"}, {"start": 16339.960000000001, "end": 16345.580000000002, "text": " oh wait i got the helmet oh that's sick!"}, {"start": 16345.580000000002, "end": 16348.18, "text": " another window helmet"}, {"start": 16348.18, "end": 16353.18, "text": " Runic charges effect. What does that even mean? Has Mary charges?"}, {"start": 16355.26, "end": 16357.26, "text": " Crystal stash"}, {"start": 16357.66, "end": 16359.94, "text": " Black hole unique finisher that's sick"}, {"start": 16361.42, "end": 16363.800000000001, "text": " Summons your pet. I don't know if I want a pet a"}, {"start": 16364.86, "end": 16368.12, "text": " Bissell weapon effect to any equipped weapon"}, {"start": 16370.58, "end": 16372.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16378.18, "end": 16391.18, "text": " Reflection map device, Windigo body armor, clasped hand stash, Runic weapon effect, okay."}, {"start": 16393.18, "end": 16399.18, "text": " Runic dodge roll, Abyssal charges, I don't know what that does."}, {"start": 16400.18, "end": 16405.18, "text": " Runestone stash, wait, Runestone stash."}, {"start": 16408.18, "end": 16414.420000000002, "text": " I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 16414.420000000002, "end": 16422.02, "text": " Alright, either way, let me just make myself look pretty."}, {"start": 16422.02, "end": 16423.02, "text": " It's for your hideout."}, {"start": 16423.02, "end": 16424.02, "text": " I've never had a hideout."}, {"start": 16424.02, "end": 16429.02, "text": " I don't think I've ever gotten that far in the game."}, {"start": 16429.02, "end": 16438.260000000002, "text": " I don't like that helmet very much."}, {"start": 16438.260000000002, "end": 16443.54, "text": " Dude, maybe I just, I honestly think I'm gonna be a bird mane."}, {"start": 16443.54, "end": 16444.86, "text": " A fisting bird mane."}, {"start": 16444.86, "end": 16446.3, "text": " That is so cool."}, {"start": 16446.3, "end": 16450.420000000002, "text": " I have no cool weapon skins."}, {"start": 16450.420000000002, "end": 16451.420000000002, "text": " Weapon effect."}, {"start": 16451.420000000002, "end": 16469.9, "text": " I've never even seen this."}, {"start": 16469.9, "end": 16471.300000000003, "text": " Go back in the game and look at it."}, {"start": 16471.300000000003, "end": 16473.300000000003, "text": " I guess yeah, in-game."}, {"start": 16473.3, "end": 16475.3, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16482.739999999998, "end": 16484.82, "text": " This adds like a green hue to it."}, {"start": 16497.26, "end": 16501.079999999998, "text": " This adds a runic like blue move around."}, {"start": 16503.3, "end": 16511.46, "text": " I think it's a green angle for sure if I'm going to be wearing this outfit."}, {"start": 16511.46, "end": 16512.66, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16512.66, "end": 16514.38, "text": " Amulet skin."}, {"start": 16514.38, "end": 16518.62, "text": " I think there's like ring skins I got to equip this, yes."}, {"start": 16518.62, "end": 16538.42, "text": " Okay, double ring skin so I can track stuff."}, {"start": 16538.420000000002, "end": 16540.420000000002, "text": " normal ass boots on."}, {"start": 16540.420000000002, "end": 16554.420000000002, "text": " Extras, portal, wisdom scroll, water gin, marble, user random, random variations, fuck"}, {"start": 16554.420000000002, "end": 16555.420000000002, "text": " it."}, {"start": 16555.420000000002, "end": 16557.7, "text": " See what we get every time."}, {"start": 16557.7, "end": 16563.18, "text": " See I could take this, but this again is too much."}, {"start": 16563.18, "end": 16564.24, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 16564.24, "end": 16567.980000000003, "text": " This is too much."}, {"start": 16567.98, "end": 16572.2, "text": " Even this to me is too much."}, {"start": 16572.2, "end": 16577.62, "text": " There's rising ash, was this?"}, {"start": 16577.62, "end": 16578.62, "text": " Eh."}, {"start": 16578.62, "end": 16581.66, "text": " It's going to unequip it."}, {"start": 16581.66, "end": 16582.66, "text": " I don't need it."}, {"start": 16582.66, "end": 16583.66, "text": " Aspiration."}, {"start": 16583.66, "end": 16584.66, "text": " I don't have anything."}, {"start": 16584.66, "end": 16587.06, "text": " I don't know what this is."}, {"start": 16587.06, "end": 16588.06, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 16588.06, "end": 16589.7, "text": " I don't like pets in the game."}, {"start": 16589.7, "end": 16591.5, "text": " Footprints are too much."}, {"start": 16591.5, "end": 16600.9, "text": " We'll take a hip attachment, sure."}, {"start": 16600.9, "end": 16604.62, "text": " I don't know if that was even changing anything."}, {"start": 16604.62, "end": 16607.26, "text": " Social frame."}, {"start": 16607.26, "end": 16612.34, "text": " Supreme."}, {"start": 16612.34, "end": 16621.14, "text": " Wait, there's apparently a new quarterstaff skill bundle."}, {"start": 16621.14, "end": 16622.54, "text": " Vicky just linked me."}, {"start": 16622.54, "end": 16630.82, "text": " Ooh, new cursor, the fuck?"}, {"start": 16630.82, "end": 16640.02, "text": " Uh, skill effects."}, {"start": 16640.02, "end": 16643.02, "text": " the Aurora Quarterstaff Skill Bundle."}, {"start": 16649.02, "end": 16651.02, "text": " Killing Palm."}, {"start": 16651.02, "end": 16654.02, "text": " Storm Wave."}, {"start": 16654.02, "end": 16656.02, "text": " Aurora Flicker Strike."}, {"start": 16656.02, "end": 16658.02, "text": " Tempest Bell."}, {"start": 16661.02, "end": 16663.02, "text": " Let me do this."}, {"start": 16663.02, "end": 16666.02, "text": " Let me look at my skills."}, {"start": 16666.02, "end": 16668.02, "text": " How do I do that?"}, {"start": 16668.02, "end": 16670.02, "text": " Yes, skills."}, {"start": 16681.02, "end": 16683.02, "text": " I don't think there's anything for Cascade, empty."}, {"start": 16690.02, "end": 16691.02, "text": " Empty."}, {"start": 16693.02, "end": 16695.02, "text": " Am I looking at this correct?"}, {"start": 16695.02, "end": 16697.02, "text": " There's just no skill art for..."}, {"start": 16698.02, "end": 16700.02, "text": " Skill art for these things"}, {"start": 16702.9, "end": 16709.88, "text": " Your board all board already, isn't he I am I hope that fits your narrative if it shows you're on the right you don't have to check oh"}, {"start": 16710.8, "end": 16712.48, "text": " You're right"}, {"start": 16712.48, "end": 16717.260000000002, "text": " So there is one for killing palm there is one for pounce dodge roll effects hold on"}, {"start": 16719.3, "end": 16721.3, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 16723.78, "end": 16726.04, "text": " Oh, that's ridiculous what the fuck"}, {"start": 16728.02, "end": 16757.02, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 16757.02, "end": 16765.58, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16765.58, "end": 16768.260000000002, "text": " Okay, that's weird."}, {"start": 16768.260000000002, "end": 16771.9, "text": " So it's not just a dodge roll effect, it's also the sprint roll effect."}, {"start": 16771.9, "end": 16776.58, "text": " Okay, let's try this is new."}, {"start": 16776.58, "end": 16785.94, "text": " Why do I- is it gonna get really fucking annoying?"}, {"start": 16785.94, "end": 16786.94, "text": " It has tears?"}, {"start": 16786.94, "end": 16795.68, "text": " What do you mean by that?"}, {"start": 16795.68, "end": 16801.699999999997, "text": " Use the tears to choose between wild, vivid, primal."}, {"start": 16801.699999999997, "end": 16802.699999999997, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 16802.699999999997, "end": 16806.579999999998, "text": " Wait, I can be pink."}, {"start": 16806.579999999998, "end": 16810.34, "text": " Okay, primal."}, {"start": 16810.34, "end": 16811.859999999997, "text": " Is that the one I was on?"}, {"start": 16811.859999999997, "end": 16814.34, "text": " Okay, that's blue."}, {"start": 16814.34, "end": 16817.34, "text": " Vivid?"}, {"start": 16817.34, "end": 16821.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16821.34, "end": 16824.34, "text": " Sacred."}, {"start": 16824.34, "end": 16828.34, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 16828.34, "end": 16830.34, "text": " I don't like any of them."}, {"start": 16830.34, "end": 16844.9, "text": " fuck it abyssal"}, {"start": 16844.9, "end": 16849.46, "text": " alright well I'm ready let's get back to it"}, {"start": 16849.46, "end": 16856.46, "text": " I gotta work to do"}, {"start": 16860.34, "end": 16877.7, "text": " I don't know if I still need to clear this whole place."}, {"start": 16877.7, "end": 16900.66, "text": " I think I'm done, right?"}, {"start": 16900.66, "end": 16903.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I think I'm done."}, {"start": 16903.1, "end": 16911.1, "text": " This is the, uh, rune bullshit that I think I already cleared, so I just leave."}, {"start": 16911.1, "end": 16922.699999999997, "text": " What the fuck, gimme outta here."}, {"start": 16922.699999999997, "end": 16923.699999999997, "text": " Okie dokie."}, {"start": 16923.7, "end": 16931.7, "text": " So now I'm going back to..."}, {"start": 16931.7, "end": 16938.7, "text": " cam farm lands."}, {"start": 16961.7, "end": 16964.7, "text": " Oh, hey, Luna's home. I need that loot box."}, {"start": 16980.7, "end": 16981.7, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 16991.7, "end": 16998.7, "text": " I don't want to dodge roll effect, it's ugly."}, {"start": 17021.7, "end": 17037.98, "text": " Should I return the loot?"}, {"start": 17037.98, "end": 17057.78, "text": " not yet."}, {"start": 17057.78, "end": 17058.78, "text": " Thanks Ninja on crack."}, {"start": 17058.78, "end": 17059.78, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 17059.78, "end": 17060.78, "text": " Don't fuck."}, {"start": 17060.78, "end": 17078.26, "text": " The meta cam spot is actually here?"}, {"start": 17078.26, "end": 17083.02, "text": " Oh, am I being fucked with?"}, {"start": 17083.02, "end": 17085.26, "text": " That's the meta cam spot?"}, {"start": 17085.26, "end": 17087.26, "text": " Thank you gamer."}, {"start": 17087.26, "end": 17090.46, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 17090.46, "end": 17093.46, "text": " Two more levels and I become an actual fist monk."}, {"start": 17095.059999999998, "end": 17096.059999999998, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 17100.26, "end": 17101.66, "text": " I'm gonna try to do this loot really quick."}, {"start": 17112.059999999998, "end": 17112.559999999998, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 17113.26, "end": 17114.46, "text": " Oh shit, I got it!"}, {"start": 17114.66, "end": 17115.46, "text": " Wait, I'm there."}, {"start": 17115.46, "end": 17123.98, "text": " Okay, you can attack as though using a quarter-centre while both your hand slots are empty."}, {"start": 17123.98, "end": 17128.579999999998, "text": " Alright, so now I'm fucking playing the shit."}, {"start": 17128.579999999998, "end": 17131.1, "text": " Now I can just take this weapon off, right?"}, {"start": 17131.1, "end": 17134.0, "text": " I don't need a weapon anymore."}, {"start": 17134.0, "end": 17135.5, "text": " Check your DPS now."}, {"start": 17135.5, "end": 17136.5, "text": " True."}, {"start": 17136.5, "end": 17138.5, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 17138.5, "end": 17140.5, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 17140.5, "end": 17148.74, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 17148.74, "end": 17158.18, "text": " So I went from 88 with the weapon on to 180."}, {"start": 17158.18, "end": 17160.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17160.14, "end": 17164.34, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 17164.34, "end": 17169.06, "text": " Oh, maybe I'm playing the game now."}, {"start": 17169.06, "end": 17183.18, "text": " see. Okay now I need to like... where do I go now for X-Bois?"}, {"start": 17183.18, "end": 17201.8, "text": " So boss here is there I don't remember there being a boss here maybe it's this crop circle"}, {"start": 17201.8, "end": 17212.12, "text": " Or is that it?"}, {"start": 17212.12, "end": 17214.219999999998, "text": " Unkitski."}, {"start": 17214.219999999998, "end": 17219.6, "text": " Level 4 skill gem."}, {"start": 17219.6, "end": 17221.26, "text": " Are there fist skins?"}, {"start": 17221.26, "end": 17230.88, "text": " You would think they're just quarter staff skins, right?"}, {"start": 17230.88, "end": 17234.4, "text": " So now I need to get, uh, I think gloves."}, {"start": 17235.920000000002, "end": 17236.920000000002, "text": " Fuck, I can't roll."}, {"start": 17238.120000000003, "end": 17239.120000000003, "text": " I'm looking at stuff."}, {"start": 17256.32, "end": 17259.68, "text": " What? I thought my gloves get crazy once I have that talent."}, {"start": 17260.88, "end": 17269.72, "text": " Oh, that's ascendancy, isn't it?"}, {"start": 17269.72, "end": 17270.72, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 17270.72, "end": 17271.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17271.72, "end": 17281.72, "text": " I got him combined on accident."}, {"start": 17281.72, "end": 17286.72, "text": " Ooh, big man."}, {"start": 17286.72, "end": 17302.260000000002, "text": " Okay, I gotta find the fucker's tools and then I gotta find the boss."}, {"start": 17302.260000000002, "end": 17307.260000000002, "text": " And I'd like to find the runes here too, but... whatever."}, {"start": 17313.260000000002, "end": 17314.260000000002, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 17314.260000000002, "end": 17316.260000000002, "text": " Oh, spitting tools, I found them."}, {"start": 17321.260000000002, "end": 17323.260000000002, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 17332.260000000002, "end": 17334.260000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17342.980000000003, "end": 17346.420000000002, "text": " You found the girls at every time take a look"}, {"start": 17348.820000000003, "end": 17350.820000000003, "text": " That'll be useful"}, {"start": 17353.940000000002, "end": 17355.940000000002, "text": " If you find a fun"}, {"start": 17357.140000000003, "end": 17359.140000000003, "text": " It's good to see you"}, {"start": 17359.14, "end": 17362.14, "text": " No iron rings being sold, sad."}, {"start": 17367.14, "end": 17368.14, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 17379.14, "end": 17381.14, "text": " Ooh, and here's the rune, okay."}, {"start": 17389.14, "end": 17397.92, "text": " So I can get an uncut spirit gem, I don't care about that DUI because I already have"}, {"start": 17397.92, "end": 17402.44, "text": " Herald of Ice."}, {"start": 17402.44, "end": 17405.92, "text": " Orbs of Augmentation, Transmutation, Normal Item to Magic."}, {"start": 17405.92, "end": 17410.559999999998, "text": " I think I want Orbs of Augmentation."}, {"start": 17410.559999999998, "end": 17413.62, "text": " What a build is this?"}, {"start": 17413.62, "end": 17423.14, "text": " 13 builds."}, {"start": 17423.14, "end": 17439.1, "text": " Phyrojens are hard to get, aren't they, but I don't- what the fuck's happening in my health?"}, {"start": 17439.1, "end": 17446.539999999997, "text": " Use a random modifier and augment a rare item with a new guaranteed modifier."}, {"start": 17446.539999999997, "end": 17450.26, "text": " Rings it guarantees to give maximum runic ward."}, {"start": 17450.26, "end": 17453.379999999997, "text": " Amulet increased- okay so it's runic bullshit."}, {"start": 17453.379999999997, "end": 17455.1, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 17455.1, "end": 17472.039999999997, "text": " So I guess the higher the runic ward the more like the bigger the cheat death health pool"}, {"start": 17472.04, "end": 17474.620000000003, "text": " is or something."}, {"start": 17474.620000000003, "end": 17488.440000000002, "text": " Carol device is turned off by the way."}, {"start": 17488.440000000002, "end": 17498.440000000002, "text": " Okay, oh you got me."}, {"start": 17528.44, "end": 17530.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17546.079999999998, "end": 17548.079999999998, "text": " Where are you"}, {"start": 17558.44, "end": 17570.68, "text": " I don't know if I'm going the right way."}, {"start": 17570.68, "end": 17571.68, "text": " Is it a no kill run?"}, {"start": 17571.68, "end": 17572.68, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 17572.68, "end": 17573.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17573.68, "end": 17574.68, "text": " Just not killing anything."}, {"start": 17604.68, "end": 17627.6, "text": " I got it keep coming"}, {"start": 17627.600000000002, "end": 17637.600000000002, "text": " Are they spawning in?"}, {"start": 17637.600000000002, "end": 17645.52, "text": " Hello, you're free."}, {"start": 17645.52, "end": 17647.52, "text": " Her husband's dead, but you're free"}, {"start": 17667.08, "end": 17669.16, "text": " So it told me what do I take now"}, {"start": 17675.52, "end": 17677.52, "text": " quarterstaff at this point, like..."}, {"start": 17679.14, "end": 17681.14, "text": " another somethings impounce it once we take"}, {"start": 17682.600000000002, "end": 17684.100000000002, "text": " new patch, you should re-log"}, {"start": 17684.100000000002, "end": 17684.600000000002, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 17686.04, "end": 17688.04, "text": " yeah, the guy doesn't tell me fucking anything at this point"}, {"start": 17688.86, "end": 17690.86, "text": " maybe I should click act 2?"}, {"start": 17695.48, "end": 17700.98, "text": " frozen locust and glacial cascade, first two gems, preferably I have both before you do anything"}, {"start": 17705.52, "end": 17730.2, "text": " Elemental Armament 1."}, {"start": 17730.2, "end": 17733.2, "text": " I don't think I can get that though."}, {"start": 17733.2, "end": 17736.2, "text": " Well, I can. Oh, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 17749.2, "end": 17752.2, "text": " Huh. I guess I should be taking that over rapid attacks."}, {"start": 17754.2, "end": 17757.2, "text": " Oh no, this is level 2 uncut gem required. Ugh."}, {"start": 17757.2, "end": 17761.600000000002, "text": " Uh, an herald of ice?"}, {"start": 17761.600000000002, "end": 17762.8, "text": " Magnified area."}, {"start": 17762.8, "end": 17764.600000000002, "text": " Okay, we'll take the magnified area."}, {"start": 17787.2, "end": 17797.2, "text": " That's a damn Jesus."}, {"start": 17797.2, "end": 17798.2, "text": " God dang."}, {"start": 17798.2, "end": 17803.2, "text": " Oh, what the hell."}, {"start": 17803.2, "end": 17811.2, "text": " His e skill blows up like crazy."}, {"start": 17811.2, "end": 17816.2, "text": " Ow, my health is gone."}, {"start": 17816.2, "end": 17837.48, "text": " Alright, now I think it's at a point where I sort of start free-balling."}, {"start": 17837.48, "end": 17841.0, "text": " Oh, I don't even have a jewel socket."}, {"start": 17841.0, "end": 17842.4, "text": " What do I go for next?"}, {"start": 17842.4, "end": 17844.4, "text": " I mean, I want damage."}, {"start": 17844.4, "end": 17852.4, "text": " 40% increased attack damage while on full life, and 60% increased attack damage while on low life."}, {"start": 17852.4, "end": 17854.4, "text": " Maybe killer instinct?"}, {"start": 17858.4, "end": 17860.4, "text": " That seems solid."}, {"start": 17860.4, "end": 17862.4, "text": " What does this build do?"}, {"start": 17862.4, "end": 17864.4, "text": " Not that, actually."}, {"start": 17864.4, "end": 17869.4, "text": " It goes for 30% increased area or attack area damage."}, {"start": 17869.4, "end": 17871.4, "text": " I should be careful."}, {"start": 17873.7, "end": 17875.7, "text": " Interesting, he also grabs this."}, {"start": 17878.7, "end": 17881.7, "text": " Okay, start grabbing this. Concussive attack."}, {"start": 17885.800000000003, "end": 17887.800000000003, "text": " Someone linked to Quinn clip."}, {"start": 17889.7, "end": 17893.0, "text": " I wouldn't be surprised as well if you've got people as well."}, {"start": 17893.0, "end": 17894.9, "text": " Like for example, we saw a study bubble playing the game."}, {"start": 17894.9, "end": 17898.7, "text": " He was playing like full build guys, most powerful build in the game type shit."}, {"start": 17898.7, "end": 17904.7, "text": " So I wouldn't be surprised to see people, uh, you know, doing that with respect, you know, with respect, fair enough."}, {"start": 17906.4, "end": 17908.7, "text": " If you need a crutch, you need a crutch, you need another day."}, {"start": 17909.2, "end": 17912.7, "text": " This motherfucker's been playing the game for, like, 30 years!"}, {"start": 17917.0, "end": 17920.0, "text": " What kind of fucking ego-"}, {"start": 17920.7, "end": 17923.5, "text": " fucking dry motherfu- you s- motherfucker."}, {"start": 17923.5, "end": 17925.7, "text": " He also copied someone else's build, by the way."}, {"start": 17926.0, "end": 17926.9, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 17959.46, "end": 17963.24, "text": " How do I turn a fucking guide off how do I turn it off?"}, {"start": 17964.34, "end": 17965.56, "text": " P"}, {"start": 17965.56, "end": 17969.940000000002, "text": " Turn this off. None ridiculous from here. It's fine"}, {"start": 17974.62, "end": 17978.82, "text": " No guide god fucking help me no clue what's going on"}, {"start": 17985.3, "end": 17987.3, "text": " Free ball"}, {"start": 17988.7, "end": 17990.7, "text": " Oh, and I get a thing that you care, like"}, {"start": 18018.7, "end": 18024.98, "text": " And I should keep that."}, {"start": 18024.98, "end": 18035.38, "text": " Drop this, grab the tower shield, and then killing gem 4 for skill gem."}, {"start": 18035.38, "end": 18037.100000000002, "text": " Tempest Bell."}, {"start": 18037.100000000002, "end": 18039.98, "text": " Build combo by just striking enemies with other skills."}, {"start": 18039.98, "end": 18044.74, "text": " After reaching maximum combo, use this skill to the belt to grow to massive size as you"}, {"start": 18044.74, "end": 18059.06, "text": " drop it on the ground. You should do a shameless title and include drops in it. It's two subs"}, {"start": 18059.06, "end": 18069.260000000002, "text": " for a pet. Is that why I'm getting a ton of subs? Oh! I didn't know there was fucking"}, {"start": 18069.260000000002, "end": 18078.38, "text": " drops we had to sub for it I guess it's typical you change my title sure I"}, {"start": 18078.38, "end": 18086.06, "text": " really didn't know oh my god everyone's playing POE to even Lyric the fuck"}, {"start": 18086.06, "end": 18096.56, "text": " Shroud, Quinn, Azmin, G, what?"}, {"start": 18096.56, "end": 18098.36, "text": " Massive patch, everyone's on."}, {"start": 18098.36, "end": 18099.36, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 18099.36, "end": 18100.460000000003, "text": " I don't know what I want here."}, {"start": 18100.460000000003, "end": 18104.84, "text": " I'm not doing a guide, so I have no idea."}, {"start": 18104.84, "end": 18108.16, "text": " Badder enemies at range by generating a gust of wind as you swing."}, {"start": 18108.16, "end": 18117.44, "text": " These will be days in knockback based on how close they are to you."}, {"start": 18117.44, "end": 18121.68, "text": " Wind Blast Tempest Bell built combo by successfully striking"}, {"start": 18121.68, "end": 18125.44, "text": " enemies with other skills after reaching max combo."}, {"start": 18125.44, "end": 18130.48, "text": " Use this skill to cause the bell on your staff to grow to massive size as you drop it on"}, {"start": 18130.48, "end": 18133.0, "text": " the ground."}, {"start": 18133.0, "end": 18137.04, "text": " The bell damages enemies on impact and can be hit by your spells, creating a damaging"}, {"start": 18137.04, "end": 18140.8, "text": " shockwave. Elemental ailments applied to the bell cause the shockwave to deal extra damage."}, {"start": 18141.440000000002, "end": 18145.120000000003, "text": " Of course, one in type. Requires four combos to use."}, {"start": 18146.4, "end": 18149.760000000002, "text": " How do I earn combo points? Is it just killing POM?"}, {"start": 18149.760000000002, "end": 18156.760000000002, "text": " time"}, {"start": 18179.760000000002, "end": 18184.260000000002, "text": " to add extra damage of that element. Tempest Bell must be ch-"}, {"start": 18184.260000000002, "end": 18186.760000000002, "text": " Okay, we'll take that, sure."}, {"start": 18186.760000000002, "end": 18190.760000000002, "text": " Uh, Tempest Bell, let's replace..."}, {"start": 18190.760000000002, "end": 18192.760000000002, "text": " Honestly, fuck Contagion. Get out of here."}, {"start": 18199.260000000002, "end": 18200.760000000002, "text": " Support Gym..."}, {"start": 18200.760000000002, "end": 18203.760000000002, "text": " Probably want magnified area for that."}, {"start": 18203.760000000002, "end": 18205.760000000002, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 18209.760000000002, "end": 18218.320000000003, "text": " Where's Tempest Bell?"}, {"start": 18218.320000000003, "end": 18219.320000000003, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 18219.320000000003, "end": 18220.320000000003, "text": " I couldn't scroll..."}, {"start": 18220.320000000003, "end": 18222.320000000003, "text": " Okay, Tempest Bell."}, {"start": 18222.320000000003, "end": 18229.320000000003, "text": " Okay, so I need five more intelligence before I can put Magnified Area on that thing."}, {"start": 18229.320000000003, "end": 18232.320000000003, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 18232.32, "end": 18234.32, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 18262.32, "end": 18267.32, "text": " Unsocky Contagion? I don't think Contagion had shit on it."}, {"start": 18269.32, "end": 18270.32, "text": " Okay, this guy's yellow."}, {"start": 18270.32, "end": 18273.32, "text": " Gray claws. Ow, my health is gone."}, {"start": 18273.32, "end": 18293.34, "text": " Wait, so I'm not earning combo points by right-clicking."}, {"start": 18293.34, "end": 18297.4, "text": " I only earn combo points by left-clicking."}, {"start": 18297.4, "end": 18299.4, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 18299.4, "end": 18300.4, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 18300.4, "end": 18306.4, "text": " What the fuck will I ever earn a bell then?"}, {"start": 18306.4, "end": 18309.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18309.4, "end": 18326.4, "text": " It doesn't even feel like it's worth using it."}, {"start": 18356.4, "end": 18367.4, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 18367.4, "end": 18373.4, "text": " What's going on here?"}, {"start": 18373.4, "end": 18375.4, "text": " God fuck."}, {"start": 18375.4, "end": 18381.4, "text": " What the hell is this thing?"}, {"start": 18381.4, "end": 18391.4, "text": " that's some sort of electricity okay"}, {"start": 18399.4, "end": 18403.4, "text": " that's insurance I've never seen that"}, {"start": 18411.4, "end": 18432.760000000002, "text": " Okay, skill gem level 5. Ooh, ice strike. Form a fast icy strike using this attack 3 times"}, {"start": 18432.760000000002, "end": 18440.56, "text": " in quick succession. Wait, this could earn combo points. Right? So I don't have to do"}, {"start": 18440.56, "end": 18442.86, "text": " Do the shitty fuckin' melee trash anymore?"}, {"start": 18444.960000000003, "end": 18445.960000000003, "text": " Oh, that's huge."}, {"start": 18445.960000000003, "end": 18447.36, "text": " So I put I-Strike on."}, {"start": 18449.960000000003, "end": 18451.86, "text": " Uhhh, but where..."}, {"start": 18452.460000000003, "end": 18453.260000000002, "text": " Is it my inventory?"}, {"start": 18460.16, "end": 18462.36, "text": " Probably take Contagion to fuck out, honestly."}, {"start": 18465.86, "end": 18466.36, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 18466.960000000003, "end": 18467.460000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18467.46, "end": 18480.3, "text": " Ah, definitely I'm gonna want cold attunement, so maybe I should grab that now."}, {"start": 18480.3, "end": 18483.26, "text": " Fucking neat intelligence, gosh dang it."}, {"start": 18483.260000000002, "end": 18490.260000000002, "text": " uh... i could just go respectfully but let's do that"}, {"start": 18498.840000000004, "end": 18501.640000000003, "text": " change that to n change that to n"}, {"start": 18501.640000000003, "end": 18503.52, "text": " surely that's enough"}, {"start": 18503.52, "end": 18505.480000000003, "text": " and then i go here"}, {"start": 18505.480000000003, "end": 18512.480000000003, "text": " we go to ice strike we add cold attunement bang"}, {"start": 18513.260000000002, "end": 18524.22, "text": " No support gems, unfortunately, contain it in."}, {"start": 18524.22, "end": 18531.22, "text": " After Essence of Electricity."}, {"start": 18554.22, "end": 18556.22, "text": " Great"}, {"start": 18557.260000000002, "end": 18559.260000000002, "text": " Trash"}, {"start": 18560.04, "end": 18562.04, "text": " Okay, everything here is trash we sell it all"}, {"start": 18568.620000000003, "end": 18573.2, "text": " The fuck is what is going on? Who are you? Oh, she's the bitch I saved. That's right"}, {"start": 18575.440000000002, "end": 18577.440000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18577.44, "end": 18587.719999999998, "text": " But do I want now wave of frost flip backwards and send forth a freezing wave in front of you"}, {"start": 18587.719999999998, "end": 18588.719999999998, "text": " him?"}, {"start": 18588.719999999998, "end": 18598.32, "text": " Geez, I'm really deep in the whole freeze bullshit."}, {"start": 18598.32, "end": 18607.32, "text": " I don't know if I want to stay this way either."}, {"start": 18607.32, "end": 18622.32, "text": " Hey, Tempest Flurry is for Shock Monk."}, {"start": 18652.32, "end": 18661.16, "text": " here and not know what I'm doing. I guess I'll upgrade Glacial Cascade. I use that a"}, {"start": 18661.16, "end": 18668.16, "text": " a lot."}, {"start": 18683.22, "end": 18687.32, "text": " I gotta look for things."}, {"start": 18687.32, "end": 18690.82, "text": " Who number one on the POE community? Never listen to Quinn. Using a guide is what you should do."}, {"start": 18690.82, "end": 18692.82, "text": " No, I refuse"}, {"start": 18695.7, "end": 18699.14, "text": " Our fuse blame Quinn"}, {"start": 18714.66, "end": 18716.66, "text": " We're gonna put on icy strike hang on"}, {"start": 18716.66, "end": 18720.1, "text": " You try this out."}, {"start": 18720.1, "end": 18724.18, "text": " Get the fuck away from me."}, {"start": 18724.18, "end": 18725.54, "text": " Where is Icy Strike?"}, {"start": 18725.54, "end": 18728.34, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 18728.34, "end": 18732.34, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 18732.34, "end": 18741.9, "text": " Attack three times to perform a powerful Icy Sweep that is sick."}, {"start": 18741.9, "end": 18742.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18742.9, "end": 18743.9, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 18743.9, "end": 18744.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18744.9, "end": 18755.38, "text": " damn what the fuck wait I'm teleporting holy shit oh I'm gonna die"}, {"start": 18763.260000000002, "end": 18767.54, "text": " oh then I drop a fucking bell ah geez"}, {"start": 18767.54, "end": 18781.02, "text": " Okay, nice life-lask. It's doing its best. Uncut spirit gem. So what, what do these do"}, {"start": 18781.02, "end": 18793.98, "text": " again? Don't I already have herald of ice? Isn't that just it?"}, {"start": 18793.98, "end": 18795.739999999998, "text": " You can upgrade it."}, {"start": 18795.739999999998, "end": 18799.34, "text": " You level them up."}, {"start": 18799.34, "end": 18804.32, "text": " So like, going from level 4, Herald device to level 5, but this doesn't even say what"}, {"start": 18804.32, "end": 18806.82, "text": " level it is."}, {"start": 18806.82, "end": 18826.66, "text": " And I'll just grab it just to see what the fuck's going on here."}, {"start": 18826.66, "end": 18828.66, "text": " Got slowed there."}, {"start": 18828.66, "end": 18830.66, "text": " I'm forks"}, {"start": 18830.66, "end": 18859.78, "text": " Okay, my damage seems to be horrible here."}, {"start": 18859.78, "end": 18867.16, "text": " Okay, let me see something."}, {"start": 18867.16, "end": 18877.44, "text": " So Glacial Cascade, the DPS, the Final Burst goes up to 458 DPS, okay, and can I move I-Strike"}, {"start": 18877.44, "end": 18879.44, "text": " to like here?"}, {"start": 18879.44, "end": 18881.76, "text": " Thank goodness."}, {"start": 18881.76, "end": 18886.28, "text": " I-Strike is doing 291."}, {"start": 18886.28, "end": 18888.28, "text": " So I guess it's better to right click if I can."}, {"start": 18912.28, "end": 18913.28, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18913.28, "end": 18920.28, "text": " I didn't even get a chance to play the game."}, {"start": 18943.28, "end": 18959.48, "text": " I'm- I'm back."}, {"start": 18959.48, "end": 18965.96, "text": " I'm not dead."}, {"start": 18965.96, "end": 18983.0, "text": " Okay, we'll try this again, another spirit gem."}, {"start": 18983.0, "end": 18985.0, "text": " I'm just fucking slow to shit."}, {"start": 19007.22, "end": 19009.54, "text": " Okay, level five, Herald of Ice, upgrade it."}, {"start": 19013.0, "end": 19024.0, "text": " Yeah, I think I need to unbind my fucking sprint at this point."}, {"start": 19043.0, "end": 19068.0, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19068.0, "end": 19080.72, "text": " I know there's a boss on one of these floors that I need to kill, I don't think this is"}, {"start": 19080.72, "end": 19081.72, "text": " him."}, {"start": 19081.72, "end": 19083.72, "text": " It's like in some library or something"}, {"start": 19106.36, "end": 19108.72, "text": " The voice of the man I must face"}, {"start": 19111.72, "end": 19118.72, "text": " Okay, two directions. Oh, here it is. Nice. This is the boss you're supposed to kill."}, {"start": 19141.72, "end": 19148.72, "text": " And now I can rush the boss."}, {"start": 19171.72, "end": 19196.0, "text": " As soon as I go in melee, I just die."}, {"start": 19196.0, "end": 19198.0, "text": " I actually cannot IC strike for my life."}, {"start": 19206.0, "end": 19208.0, "text": " You need tank items, clearly."}, {"start": 19256.0, "end": 19257.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19257.0, "end": 19258.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19258.0, "end": 19259.0, "text": " Let's go back."}, {"start": 19259.0, "end": 19285.96, "text": " This reminds me of an old, die-able Bonespear Necro I had."}, {"start": 19285.96, "end": 19289.079999999998, "text": " Haha. Okay, never again."}, {"start": 19289.079999999998, "end": 19291.079999999998, "text": " You're feeling lucky."}, {"start": 19291.079999999998, "end": 19293.079999999998, "text": " Where's Identify?"}, {"start": 19293.079999999998, "end": 19295.079999999998, "text": " Is that as unbeaky? I don't know."}, {"start": 19295.079999999998, "end": 19297.079999999998, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 19299.079999999998, "end": 19301.079999999998, "text": " Plus 20 max life."}, {"start": 19303.079999999998, "end": 19305.079999999998, "text": " I think I just sell over the year."}, {"start": 19305.079999999998, "end": 19307.079999999998, "text": " Who knows? I'm not sure what I'm gonna do."}, {"start": 19307.079999999998, "end": 19309.079999999998, "text": " Good chance."}, {"start": 19315.96, "end": 19342.2, "text": " That's a lot of motherfuckers."}, {"start": 19342.2, "end": 19364.58, "text": " My E button just straight up one-shots anything that's not a boss so much damage"}, {"start": 19364.58, "end": 19368.58, "text": " God."}, {"start": 19386.58, "end": 19390.58, "text": " Last time."}, {"start": 19484.58, "end": 19491.58, "text": " Oh, I don't know how I just lived there, I should be dead."}, {"start": 19514.58, "end": 19517.34, "text": " It consumed my how did I just get a portal?"}, {"start": 19519.86, "end": 19521.86, "text": " You see it against me"}, {"start": 19522.38, "end": 19526.460000000003, "text": " Where has she taken the least I found messages"}, {"start": 19527.420000000002, "end": 19529.420000000002, "text": " from the desert"}, {"start": 19530.780000000002, "end": 19533.940000000002, "text": " The challenges you just got in-game milestone"}, {"start": 19544.58, "end": 19545.58, "text": " as you wish."}, {"start": 19545.58, "end": 19556.02, "text": " We must make haste and let us return to Cleofel to make our preparatory."}, {"start": 19556.02, "end": 19557.02, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 19557.02, "end": 19558.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19558.02, "end": 19559.02, "text": " Easy quest completion."}, {"start": 19559.02, "end": 19560.02, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 19560.02, "end": 19561.02, "text": " Quest completion."}, {"start": 19561.02, "end": 19562.02, "text": " A lot of motherfuckers here."}, {"start": 19562.02, "end": 19563.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19563.02, "end": 19564.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19564.02, "end": 19569.96, "text": " Okay easy quest completion bang quest completion a lot of motherfuckers here"}, {"start": 19572.0, "end": 19574.0, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19585.3, "end": 19587.3, "text": " Travel east how do I do that?"}, {"start": 19591.58, "end": 19593.58, "text": " I'll just do that okay"}, {"start": 19594.02, "end": 19612.88, "text": " This outpost seems to be part of treatment."}, {"start": 19612.88, "end": 19615.48, "text": " So these are the Marikath."}, {"start": 19615.48, "end": 19616.48, "text": " Life's..."}, {"start": 19616.48, "end": 19617.48, "text": " You are seeking pipe."}, {"start": 19617.48, "end": 19619.48, "text": " Worth is measured by actions."}, {"start": 19619.48, "end": 19621.48, "text": " I must prove myself"}, {"start": 19630.72, "end": 19635.16, "text": " Okay, search the region for more runestones find the hyonic raiders and destroy them"}, {"start": 19636.0, "end": 19638.0, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 19649.48, "end": 19656.48, "text": " Jesus Christ, what a fucking run."}, {"start": 19709.48, "end": 19710.48, "text": " They're leader."}, {"start": 19737.06, "end": 19738.06, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 19739.48, "end": 19761.02, "text": " I really should just cascade everything is so dumb nothing else nothing's"}, {"start": 19761.02, "end": 19769.78, "text": " really worth pressing I guess for mobility like I see track to me good maybe"}, {"start": 19769.78, "end": 19775.78, "text": " it's missing a support gem maybe that's what's holding it back a little bit"}, {"start": 19775.78, "end": 19793.379999999997, "text": " No, I like rarity, fuck em."}, {"start": 19793.379999999997, "end": 19801.14, "text": " Okay, I got increased attack damage."}, {"start": 19801.14, "end": 19830.62, "text": " Maybe I should start getting some fucking defensives."}, {"start": 19830.62, "end": 19841.14, "text": " level five skill gem um I guess Bell sure"}, {"start": 19843.18, "end": 19847.379999999997, "text": " so this is how it be stupid"}, {"start": 19851.5, "end": 19859.059999999998, "text": " I am a seller all right now I can go get my ascendancy right"}, {"start": 19859.06, "end": 19869.940000000002, "text": " the trail of corruption or maybe not yet I think I still have to do a bunch of"}, {"start": 19869.940000000002, "end": 19873.54, "text": " bullshit first investigate areas"}, {"start": 19873.54, "end": 19893.14, "text": " Gotta kill Balbala. Balbala? Okay well I'm on my way. Just quarry some other bullshit"}, {"start": 19893.14, "end": 19895.14, "text": " Then I think I get to pick my Ascension."}, {"start": 19912.02, "end": 19914.02, "text": " Grand Maniflasque."}, {"start": 19916.34, "end": 19920.26, "text": " Oh, that. Actually, wait. Yeah, we only have Grand, I think."}, {"start": 19923.14, "end": 19938.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19938.14, "end": 19944.14, "text": " a greater life fast"}, {"start": 20064.14, "end": 20084.76, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20085.760000000002, "end": 20087.760000000002, "text": " I want that chest"}, {"start": 20095.08, "end": 20100.800000000003, "text": " Okay glacial rune at six to ten cold damage that's fun iron rune"}, {"start": 20102.36, "end": 20104.36, "text": " Desert storm I"}, {"start": 20105.320000000003, "end": 20109.000000000004, "text": " Don't know if I want to be doing cold damage by the end of the game"}, {"start": 20109.000000000004, "end": 20114.08, "text": " I feel like I want to go iron, but I feel like glacial right now considering I am doing cold damage, right?"}, {"start": 20114.760000000002, "end": 20120.320000000003, "text": " He ain't got a weapon. Oh, yeah, I can't even put weapons on"}, {"start": 20123.4, "end": 20125.4, "text": " That's crazy"}, {"start": 20144.760000000002, "end": 20163.4, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20163.4, "end": 20168.4, "text": " So how do you build defensively in this game?"}, {"start": 20168.4, "end": 20171.52, "text": " What do you do?"}, {"start": 20171.52, "end": 20172.52, "text": " Just evasion?"}, {"start": 20172.52, "end": 20176.760000000002, "text": " I guess do you just pick one type of defensive and like omega stack it?"}, {"start": 20181.08, "end": 20182.28, "text": " Life and resistances."}, {"start": 20185.64, "end": 20191.0, "text": " You get defenses from items and the tree. Well I'm at the tree am I not? For gear you get evasion and"}, {"start": 20191.0, "end": 20201.72, "text": " HP and get percent increase on tree. Okay. So what don't what defensives do you build as a monk?"}, {"start": 20202.52, "end": 20204.760000000002, "text": " Or is it kind of whatever you want?"}, {"start": 20208.2, "end": 20213.16, "text": " You don't pick one hollow palm scales from evasion and energy shield"}, {"start": 20216.2, "end": 20222.38, "text": " Gain 1% more attack speed per 75 item evasion white was item evasion"}, {"start": 20232.52, "end": 20251.64, "text": " Okay, so armor and life is really it well the thing is like if that's the case do I"}, {"start": 20251.64, "end": 20258.56, "text": " just not fucking build def I just do damage right damage is all I care about for now."}, {"start": 20258.56, "end": 20261.120000000003, "text": " I don't really stun"}, {"start": 20261.120000000003, "end": 20267.120000000003, "text": " mana regen, cause of the evasion rating and cast speed"}, {"start": 20267.120000000003, "end": 20271.52, "text": " What does cast speed go towards?"}, {"start": 20271.52, "end": 20278.52, "text": " I don't cast, do I?"}, {"start": 20288.56, "end": 20312.74, "text": " huh 25 is an increased physical damage a lot of crit I don't care about that"}, {"start": 20312.74, "end": 20324.74, "text": " I don't know what this does. Resonance."}, {"start": 20324.74, "end": 20330.74, "text": " Okay, attack."}, {"start": 20330.74, "end": 20333.74, "text": " Increase attack area damage."}, {"start": 20333.74, "end": 20346.620000000003, "text": " That seems important, but are considered attacks."}, {"start": 20346.620000000003, "end": 20350.5, "text": " I think that is good."}, {"start": 20350.5, "end": 20357.5, "text": " I think I want to get this."}, {"start": 20357.5, "end": 20369.18, "text": " You have no defenses."}, {"start": 20369.18, "end": 20370.68, "text": " I'm level 15."}, {"start": 20370.68, "end": 20377.58, "text": " I don't think that matters yet."}, {"start": 20377.58, "end": 20378.58, "text": " Where's your guide?"}, {"start": 20378.58, "end": 20379.58, "text": " I quit."}, {"start": 20379.58, "end": 20381.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20409.58, "end": 20424.7, "text": " I actually fucking hate this spell, this right click I'm using is miserable to play."}, {"start": 20424.7, "end": 20430.34, "text": " I just feel like I'm con- I need a fucking ruler on my monitor at all times to see when"}, {"start": 20430.34, "end": 20433.22, "text": " when they're actually at the, you know, precise distance."}, {"start": 20434.420000000002, "end": 20435.94, "text": " Pull out a fuckin' protractor."}, {"start": 20452.62, "end": 20454.98, "text": " They died cloning for escape."}, {"start": 20456.14, "end": 20457.1, "text": " This place is a-"}, {"start": 20457.1, "end": 20458.14, "text": " Try Windblast."}, {"start": 20460.34, "end": 20464.74, "text": " I can't try- how would I try Windblast?"}, {"start": 20464.74, "end": 20468.38, "text": " I feel like I need extra gems to do that."}, {"start": 20468.38, "end": 20485.14, "text": " I don't have any."}, {"start": 20485.14, "end": 20487.02, "text": " Why can't I hit this guy the fuck?"}, {"start": 20487.02, "end": 20493.02, "text": " Is he not taking damage from the health?"}, {"start": 20493.02, "end": 20494.7, "text": " You can swap it out just to try."}, {"start": 20494.7, "end": 20495.7, "text": " No I can't."}, {"start": 20495.7, "end": 20501.02, "text": " Don't I need to put a skill gem into it?"}, {"start": 20501.02, "end": 20507.02, "text": " Okay, I actually can't."}, {"start": 20507.02, "end": 20520.600000000002, "text": " And then again, I'm kind of aware that literally nothing here matters."}, {"start": 20520.600000000002, "end": 20530.18, "text": " All of this is just bullshit that does not matter at all."}, {"start": 20530.18, "end": 20532.68, "text": " I don't know when the game starts like, mattering."}, {"start": 20533.88, "end": 20535.68, "text": " Probably after the campaign."}, {"start": 20543.98, "end": 20545.48, "text": " Uniques matter, okay."}, {"start": 20560.18, "end": 20578.58, "text": " Okay, that area is really nice."}, {"start": 20578.58, "end": 20580.58, "text": " I'm starting to like I strike"}, {"start": 20596.780000000002, "end": 20598.780000000002, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 20608.58, "end": 20610.58, "text": " Oh, it is done."}, {"start": 20616.260000000002, "end": 20616.760000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20620.820000000003, "end": 20626.58, "text": " Getting crafting mats early helps a lot late game, but not crazy important yet. Like you said, most things matter after the campaign."}, {"start": 20627.460000000003, "end": 20629.7, "text": " I mean, I don't know that. I just figure."}, {"start": 20633.54, "end": 20635.54, "text": " So if there's something that's like, oh, that's good."}, {"start": 20636.34, "end": 20638.34, "text": " Save that for late game. I'm not gonna know."}, {"start": 20638.58, "end": 20647.120000000003, "text": " I feel like again, they wouldn't really want to put that in an ARPG early game because then people are just too scared to use things"}, {"start": 20668.58, "end": 20690.58, "text": " this bitch can one shot you"}, {"start": 20690.58, "end": 20692.58, "text": " shut your mouth traitor"}, {"start": 20708.260000000002, "end": 20711.140000000003, "text": " didn't think she had that reach in her but she does"}, {"start": 20750.58, "end": 20759.9, "text": " Okay, uncut skill gem 6."}, {"start": 20759.9, "end": 20763.22, "text": " See y'all think wind blast would be better?"}, {"start": 20763.22, "end": 20765.980000000003, "text": " Stun build up, knocks back enemies."}, {"start": 20765.980000000003, "end": 20768.780000000002, "text": " Maybe I would like wind more than frost."}, {"start": 20768.780000000002, "end": 20770.940000000002, "text": " I feel like this does more stun, right?"}, {"start": 20770.940000000002, "end": 20777.300000000003, "text": " Stun seems cool as fuck."}, {"start": 20777.3, "end": 20789.14, "text": " forward and slam the ground, sending out a shockwave. Nah, ice strike is better. Yeah,"}, {"start": 20789.14, "end": 20817.02, "text": " it like who cares? How does this work? So this is to replace my right click essentially."}, {"start": 20817.02, "end": 20821.58, "text": " is I it's gonna be like frustratingly worse for a while because I don't have"}, {"start": 20821.58, "end": 20828.02, "text": " any rooms you'll care it end game will I"}, {"start": 20829.34, "end": 20834.14, "text": " combine it with wind blast to explode the stun"}, {"start": 20835.9, "end": 20838.86, "text": " what"}, {"start": 20839.7, "end": 20843.260000000002, "text": " better enemies are ranged by generating you guess a winnage swing enemies will be"}, {"start": 20843.260000000002, "end": 20850.260000000002, "text": " days and I'm back basing how close they are to you."}, {"start": 20861.9, "end": 20864.02, "text": " It actually seems annoying."}, {"start": 20864.02, "end": 20871.02, "text": " So this is like for ranged monk gameplay I feel like."}, {"start": 20873.260000000002, "end": 20875.260000000002, "text": " That ever"}, {"start": 20885.54, "end": 20892.06, "text": " But am I done here or is there a boss I miss fuck I mean how to talk"}, {"start": 20892.06, "end": 20894.06, "text": " Ooh, hold on, I did this, this."}, {"start": 20902.460000000003, "end": 20906.06, "text": " Improve the quality of a wand, staff, or scepter."}, {"start": 20906.06, "end": 20907.98, "text": " Quality, okay, let's do quality of armor,"}, {"start": 20907.98, "end": 20910.100000000002, "text": " considering I'm not doing weapons, right?"}, {"start": 20910.100000000002, "end": 20915.100000000002, "text": " I also leveled, increase area, or attack area damage."}, {"start": 20922.06, "end": 20924.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20952.06, "end": 20973.54, "text": " How do I tell if I miss anything?"}, {"start": 20973.54, "end": 20977.300000000003, "text": " I think it's like maybe..."}, {"start": 20977.300000000003, "end": 20978.300000000003, "text": " How do I check?"}, {"start": 20978.300000000003, "end": 20979.54, "text": " I need like a map or whatever?"}, {"start": 20979.54, "end": 20980.54, "text": " You?"}, {"start": 20980.54, "end": 20988.64, "text": " I think that's it, right? You check these. So there's nothing left. I'm done."}, {"start": 20988.64, "end": 20994.72, "text": " Say thank you. Thank you. Wow. So am I done?"}, {"start": 20994.72, "end": 20999.72, "text": " Yes, think so? Okay."}, {"start": 20999.72, "end": 21006.72, "text": " You can also press ALT on a waypoint to see a list."}, {"start": 21006.72, "end": 21011.72, "text": " What you're saying?"}, {"start": 21011.72, "end": 21021.72, "text": " Oh, you're right."}, {"start": 21021.72, "end": 21022.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21022.72, "end": 21029.72, "text": " The flow of trade is gone, but the gates remain?"}, {"start": 21029.72, "end": 21034.72, "text": " Okay, it's weird."}, {"start": 21034.72, "end": 21060.18, "text": " 29% increased evasion plus 15 max hp, gain 3 life per enemy hit with attacks."}, {"start": 21060.18, "end": 21067.18, "text": " pretty good fucking gloves. I think I like those."}, {"start": 21077.06, "end": 21084.06, "text": " Evasion, yep. What supporter package you buy? All of them."}, {"start": 21090.18, "end": 21097.66, "text": " Okay, what's she selling?"}, {"start": 21097.66, "end": 21101.98, "text": " Cold Resist, Fire Resist, Trash, okay."}, {"start": 21101.98, "end": 21109.420000000002, "text": " Nothing good on her."}, {"start": 21109.420000000002, "end": 21110.420000000002, "text": " Nothing there."}, {"start": 21110.420000000002, "end": 21113.54, "text": " I mean, should I just gamble with 11k gold?"}, {"start": 21113.54, "end": 21115.46, "text": " Or should I save my gold for something else?"}, {"start": 21115.46, "end": 21117.46, "text": " like I don't know what it actually gets used for."}, {"start": 21126.46, "end": 21129.46, "text": " Save or peel it through, put it all in black."}, {"start": 21129.46, "end": 21132.46, "text": " Respecking, gamble if you have a really low level item."}, {"start": 21132.46, "end": 21134.46, "text": " So it is okay to gamble."}, {"start": 21139.46, "end": 21141.46, "text": " I mean I basically don't have a neck."}, {"start": 21145.46, "end": 21152.46, "text": " but i feel like that's expensive"}, {"start": 21152.78, "end": 21156.78, "text": " who i gamble at"}, {"start": 21156.78, "end": 21157.78, "text": " the hood and one"}, {"start": 21157.78, "end": 21159.7, "text": " pharaoh"}, {"start": 21159.7, "end": 21166.7, "text": " zarka who i gamble at"}, {"start": 21171.02, "end": 21173.739999999998, "text": " here we go"}, {"start": 21173.739999999998, "end": 21175.18, "text": " jewelry"}, {"start": 21175.18, "end": 21181.0, "text": " Random amulet it is half of my money to gamble one fucking time"}, {"start": 21183.98, "end": 21186.9, "text": " No way now that's stupid"}, {"start": 21190.62, "end": 21194.98, "text": " It's worth it it's fucking not I did it I didn't do it I did it"}, {"start": 21205.18, "end": 21208.420000000002, "text": " It's horrible."}, {"start": 21208.420000000002, "end": 21232.8, "text": " Okay, mine is 5k gold."}, {"start": 21232.8, "end": 21233.8, "text": " The next one will be good."}, {"start": 21233.8, "end": 21235.8, "text": " I'm sure it would be."}, {"start": 21247.28, "end": 21254.82, "text": " So we're here at a kill ball balla and there's a bell chest the ancient bell"}, {"start": 21254.82, "end": 21256.82, "text": " chest chimes whispering echoes."}, {"start": 21260.66, "end": 21262.66, "text": " What the fuck is this thing?"}, {"start": 21263.8, "end": 21265.8, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21274.48, "end": 21276.48, "text": " It went down to one HP"}, {"start": 21284.079999999998, "end": 21286.079999999998, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21286.08, "end": 21293.160000000003, "text": " Is this a running build?"}, {"start": 21293.160000000003, "end": 21298.760000000002, "text": " What does other people do other than just skip everything by running by it?"}, {"start": 21298.760000000002, "end": 21301.72, "text": " This has to be how everyone plays."}, {"start": 21301.72, "end": 21310.320000000003, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 21310.320000000003, "end": 21312.320000000003, "text": " Unless you're a hardcore."}, {"start": 21312.32, "end": 21315.32, "text": " Spare"}, {"start": 21342.32, "end": 21362.64, "text": " Level 6."}, {"start": 21362.64, "end": 21367.239999999998, "text": " Nah I think I stick with Ice Strike and stuff."}, {"start": 21367.24, "end": 21369.640000000003, "text": " I actually did not like Wind Blast at all when I used it."}, {"start": 21373.480000000003, "end": 21374.480000000003, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 21397.24, "end": 21399.24, "text": " uh oh"}, {"start": 21427.24, "end": 21443.84, "text": " For Bust Rune, plus 9 Strength Rune, add up through 9 Decks, 9 Int, 2 Artificer Orbs."}, {"start": 21443.84, "end": 21447.56, "text": " Adds an Augment Socket to a Martial Weapon, 1 Staff, or Armor."}, {"start": 21447.56, "end": 21470.100000000002, "text": " I guess I'll take Artificer Orbs for the armor."}, {"start": 21470.100000000002, "end": 21473.9, "text": " Is it so hard to level a monk at the start?"}, {"start": 21473.9, "end": 21476.2, "text": " I don't know. Didn't seem that bad."}, {"start": 21478.0, "end": 21483.600000000002, "text": " I don't know if hard is the right word I'd use, but slower than other stuff? Maybe?"}, {"start": 21486.600000000002, "end": 21488.4, "text": " What works of wonder?"}, {"start": 21492.2, "end": 21494.0, "text": " I suck, so I suck more."}, {"start": 21495.4, "end": 21496.600000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm fucking brand new."}, {"start": 21498.5, "end": 21502.4, "text": " Uh, where the fuck am I going next? I was doing something."}, {"start": 21503.9, "end": 21507.9, "text": " Some area of attack. Oh yeah, here we go."}, {"start": 21507.9, "end": 21511.9, "text": " They're appartments all along."}, {"start": 21511.9, "end": 21534.7, "text": " I'm gonna use my bell more often"}, {"start": 21564.7, "end": 21576.84, "text": " Wait, this is this motherfucker. Oh god, I hate her."}, {"start": 21576.84, "end": 21579.58, "text": " And killing palm? I don't think I need to use killing palm. It seems like it doesn't"}, {"start": 21579.58, "end": 21594.34, "text": " do shit."}, {"start": 21594.34, "end": 21596.34, "text": " okay my health is gone the fuck"}, {"start": 21624.34, "end": 21654.3, "text": " Jade amulet nice lots of things here well identify the amulet 11"}, {"start": 21654.3, "end": 21668.18, "text": " Dex I think I prefer the maximum energy shield I actually do skill gem level six upgrade the"}, {"start": 21668.18, "end": 21682.18, "text": " bell. Where the fuck are my support gems? Like what the fuck? I still have no I'm done."}, {"start": 21682.18, "end": 21693.88, "text": " That's it. Do the rune league thingies. You have 20 ES my dude. Energy shield? I mean"}, {"start": 21693.88, "end": 21695.88, "text": " Yeah, but like"}, {"start": 21699.34, "end": 21701.34, "text": " Yeah, I'll take the max like"}, {"start": 21723.88, "end": 21728.280000000002, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 21728.280000000002, "end": 21751.08, "text": " Identify now."}, {"start": 21751.08, "end": 21752.800000000003, "text": " My crazy that Thomas is better, right?"}, {"start": 21752.800000000003, "end": 21755.460000000003, "text": " I think the game is too complicated for WoW players."}, {"start": 21755.460000000003, "end": 21756.460000000003, "text": " You're right, Kebab."}, {"start": 21756.460000000003, "end": 21761.54, "text": " I should quit and kill myself."}, {"start": 21761.54, "end": 21766.38, "text": " Where is the Stash?"}, {"start": 21766.38, "end": 21767.86, "text": " Completing this trial light is huge or something?"}, {"start": 21767.86, "end": 21768.86, "text": " Okay, that's good."}, {"start": 21768.86, "end": 21769.86, "text": " I need that."}, {"start": 21769.86, "end": 21770.86, "text": " We got that."}, {"start": 21770.86, "end": 21771.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21771.86, "end": 21778.86, "text": " And now I can go do my Ascendancy."}, {"start": 21778.86, "end": 21786.86, "text": " Which is...is it Trader's Passage?"}, {"start": 21786.86, "end": 21796.34, "text": " Or no, I think I gotta go here first and then maybe I can do it."}, {"start": 21796.34, "end": 21799.260000000002, "text": " Find a way to open the gates."}, {"start": 21799.260000000002, "end": 21804.260000000002, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 21804.260000000002, "end": 21811.260000000002, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 21811.260000000002, "end": 21821.620000000003, "text": " Am I in the right area?"}, {"start": 21821.620000000003, "end": 21829.06, "text": " I've been here before, so I don't think I am."}, {"start": 21829.06, "end": 21834.06, "text": " Okay, Desert Map."}, {"start": 21834.06, "end": 21841.06, "text": " Yeah, it has to be actually."}, {"start": 21841.06, "end": 21845.06, "text": " Alright, weird."}, {"start": 21845.06, "end": 21851.06, "text": " Traitor's Passage. Yeah, this is correct. I've just been here before, so I'm confused."}, {"start": 21859.06, "end": 21869.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21869.06, "end": 21876.06, "text": " I'm afraid I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 21899.06, "end": 21901.06, "text": " Where the fuck am I going?"}, {"start": 21913.66, "end": 21915.66, "text": " Hey, maybe over here?"}, {"start": 21918.5, "end": 21920.5, "text": " Nope, dead end."}, {"start": 21929.06, "end": 21936.06, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21936.06, "end": 21943.06, "text": " shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 21943.06, "end": 21961.460000000003, "text": " That looks like some type of roleplay shit, but I guess not."}, {"start": 21961.46, "end": 21989.059999999998, "text": " Can I go farther up?"}, {"start": 21989.06, "end": 21991.36, "text": " This is the final area. It has to be this way."}, {"start": 21992.56, "end": 21993.56, "text": " Lag. Weird."}, {"start": 21996.56, "end": 21998.06, "text": " There it is. Halani Gates."}, {"start": 22002.36, "end": 22003.56, "text": " Ask Elon for tips."}, {"start": 22004.760000000002, "end": 22006.06, "text": " Good idea. I'll mess it up."}, {"start": 22049.06, "end": 22075.300000000003, "text": " I wanted to like POE too, but man, POE 1 is better."}, {"start": 22075.3, "end": 22078.3, "text": " Why do people find PoE one better?"}, {"start": 22082.3, "end": 22084.3, "text": " I actually have no idea."}, {"start": 22086.3, "end": 22088.3, "text": " Is it because it's done?"}, {"start": 22088.3, "end": 22091.3, "text": " More stuff to do, so basically because it's finished."}, {"start": 22098.3, "end": 22101.3, "text": " It is better, but two is still good. Why is it better?"}, {"start": 22101.3, "end": 22109.8, "text": " I'm asking for the reason, POE 1 is a lot, lot, lot faster than POE 2."}, {"start": 22109.8, "end": 22110.8, "text": " Faster in what way?"}, {"start": 22110.8, "end": 22121.399999999998, "text": " Like, your spells are faster, you get stronger faster, POE 1 has faster play style, and POE"}, {"start": 22121.399999999998, "end": 22127.2, "text": " 2 is slower with less mob density, I see."}, {"start": 22127.2, "end": 22134.280000000002, "text": " The POE-1 is like, you AOE a hundred mobs over and over and over again."}, {"start": 22134.280000000002, "end": 22140.600000000002, "text": " POE-2 is, you fight ten mobs and you have like a dodge and stuff like that."}, {"start": 22140.600000000002, "end": 22141.8, "text": " And you teleport around."}, {"start": 22141.8, "end": 22142.8, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 22172.8, "end": 22178.239999999998, "text": " P.O.E.2, they want combat to be meaningful rather than clicking or one-click solutions. They are somewhat succeeding."}, {"start": 22178.8, "end": 22179.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22179.92, "end": 22184.48, "text": " Man, I just don't want to sound like I'm insulting P.O.E.1 or whatever, but it sounds from what I gather"}, {"start": 22184.96, "end": 22190.64, "text": " It's like P.O.E.1. You're teleporting around. You're one-shotting everyone with like one button"}, {"start": 22192.28, "end": 22196.96, "text": " Your zip-zoop all over the place. You're getting like basically godhood levels"}, {"start": 22196.96, "end": 22202.879999999997, "text": " And they don't want that. They want their spacebar or your spacebar to mean something."}, {"start": 22202.879999999997, "end": 22207.28, "text": " And people don't like that because it is a very different game."}, {"start": 22207.28, "end": 22210.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22210.16, "end": 22218.0, "text": " I understand."}, {"start": 22256.96, "end": 22263.16, "text": " It's gotta run past all this."}, {"start": 22263.16, "end": 22266.0, "text": " Actually, is this good, Ex-Pito?"}, {"start": 22266.0, "end": 22268.0, "text": " It's not that great"}, {"start": 22296.0, "end": 22316.8, "text": " Oh my god, my fucking ice strike is just dashing me in there, gotta be more careful, oh my god."}, {"start": 22316.8, "end": 22324.2, "text": " There's a room in Blacksworth, quality of martial weapon, I don't use weapons, I mean,"}, {"start": 22324.2, "end": 22331.2, "text": " all these are. Man, not using weapons is really fucking annoying."}, {"start": 22337.72, "end": 22341.8, "text": " Holy fuck, I'm so tired of whatever that slow is, I don't understand why"}, {"start": 22341.8, "end": 22344.24, "text": " I turn into a snail."}, {"start": 22344.24, "end": 22351.24, "text": " Where was I?"}, {"start": 22354.2, "end": 22361.2, "text": " I'm not gonna do that."}, {"start": 22361.2, "end": 22368.2, "text": " I'm not gonna do that."}, {"start": 22368.2, "end": 22375.2, "text": " I'm not gonna do that."}, {"start": 22375.2, "end": 22378.2, "text": " Here it is."}, {"start": 22378.2, "end": 22380.2, "text": " Okay, we try again."}, {"start": 22380.2, "end": 22381.2, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 22381.2, "end": 22383.2, "text": " Don't care what you try again."}, {"start": 22383.2, "end": 22387.2, "text": " Maybe they just have like a slow aura or something?"}, {"start": 22387.2, "end": 22415.08, "text": " Improves the quality of a skill gem."}, {"start": 22415.08, "end": 22416.36, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 22420.72, "end": 22423.0, "text": " Fuck, I don't know what spells are in the game."}, {"start": 22424.480000000003, "end": 22425.920000000002, "text": " Will I get a lot of these?"}, {"start": 22429.72, "end": 22430.88, "text": " I just don't want to waste them."}, {"start": 22431.480000000003, "end": 22433.440000000002, "text": " I don't even know what I'm going to be playing in the future."}, {"start": 22439.52, "end": 22441.320000000003, "text": " They are rare, if you play enough."}, {"start": 22442.24, "end": 22443.56, "text": " I mean, I just don't know what I'm playing."}, {"start": 22443.56, "end": 22445.56, "text": " Just using our eye strike, okay"}, {"start": 22449.2, "end": 22455.0, "text": " That feels like a commitment to like ice build I guess alright, what is the"}, {"start": 22457.36, "end": 22459.72, "text": " 5% attack speed on ice strike, okay"}, {"start": 22473.56, "end": 22475.56, "text": " I'll kill you!"}, {"start": 22492.940000000002, "end": 22494.940000000002, "text": " Nonsense!"}, {"start": 22499.06, "end": 22502.06, "text": " He dashed out of my fucking frostbomb, rat fuck!"}, {"start": 22503.56, "end": 22512.84, "text": " Yeah, my chicken hang on to make those boss"}, {"start": 22653.56, "end": 22677.56, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22677.56, "end": 22689.48, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 22689.48, "end": 22690.48, "text": " My going martial artist?"}, {"start": 22690.48, "end": 22701.48, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 22701.48, "end": 22703.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22707.7, "end": 22709.7, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 22713.12, "end": 22715.62, "text": " Whoa skill gem level seven"}, {"start": 22718.56, "end": 22721.16, "text": " But what I can't even use it what the fuck"}, {"start": 22722.28, "end": 22724.88, "text": " Choir is level 22. What level am I?"}, {"start": 22726.52, "end": 22728.52, "text": " 21 mother fucker"}, {"start": 22728.52, "end": 22731.4, "text": " Of course Vicky. She's exactly where I'm at. I was just talking with her."}, {"start": 22732.14, "end": 22737.04, "text": " She said pretty much exactly where you are. So now I can go get my Ascension, right?"}, {"start": 22739.22, "end": 22741.420000000002, "text": " Yep, use the Desert Map to travel. Yep."}, {"start": 22747.06, "end": 22749.06, "text": " Minus Res? I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 22758.52, "end": 22765.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22769.52, "end": 22771.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 22771.52, "end": 22776.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22776.52, "end": 22778.52, "text": " the"}, {"start": 22778.52, "end": 22780.52, "text": " Puppy?"}, {"start": 22780.52, "end": 22782.52, "text": " Puppy?"}, {"start": 22789.52, "end": 22791.52, "text": " You are free."}, {"start": 22791.52, "end": 22793.52, "text": " And you know it."}, {"start": 22793.52, "end": 22796.52, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 22796.52, "end": 22798.52, "text": " As soon as I get food in here, huh?"}, {"start": 22798.52, "end": 22800.52, "text": " Your gear give elemental resist."}, {"start": 22800.52, "end": 22802.52, "text": " Minus for us means enemies do more damage."}, {"start": 22802.52, "end": 22804.52, "text": " Okay, I understand that, but like,"}, {"start": 22804.52, "end": 22806.52, "text": " why would I have negative?"}, {"start": 22806.52, "end": 22820.0, "text": " Does that matter while I'm level 21?"}, {"start": 22820.0, "end": 22824.8, "text": " Like why am I negative?"}, {"start": 22824.8, "end": 22828.04, "text": " You get a rez debuff the more you advance."}, {"start": 22828.04, "end": 22834.96, "text": " Every act you lose more and more resistance to make it, gaining more resistance relevant."}, {"start": 22834.96, "end": 22835.8, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 22837.239999999998, "end": 22838.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22838.52, "end": 22841.64, "text": " So what is like when you're done progging the game,"}, {"start": 22841.64, "end": 22844.0, "text": " what's your base negative resistance at?"}, {"start": 22850.48, "end": 22851.32, "text": " 75?"}, {"start": 22853.64, "end": 22854.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22864.96, "end": 22866.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22870.44, "end": 22876.1, "text": " Assume yeah, you still want a max that I assume you try to so you need to get a hundred and fifty percent resist"}, {"start": 22876.719999999998, "end": 22878.2, "text": " to be"}, {"start": 22878.2, "end": 22880.28, "text": " Endgame resist capped"}, {"start": 22886.6, "end": 22889.719999999998, "text": " We're actually don't know where I got the can you have more than 75"}, {"start": 22891.96, "end": 22893.96, "text": " I mean I didn't ask that"}, {"start": 22894.96, "end": 22901.96, "text": " yes there's also an overcap so you don't get screwed by the debuff"}, {"start": 22924.96, "end": 22926.96, "text": " Alright, see if I can do this right."}, {"start": 22931.96, "end": 22933.96, "text": " Okay, I don't know where the fuck that told me to go."}, {"start": 22934.96, "end": 22935.96, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 22954.96, "end": 22961.96, "text": " She's Christ, these dogs."}, {"start": 22961.96, "end": 22962.96, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 22962.96, "end": 22968.96, "text": " They're barging into my room fighting each other."}, {"start": 22968.96, "end": 22974.96, "text": " This camera zoomed in or something."}, {"start": 22974.96, "end": 22981.96, "text": " I feel like absolute crazy."}, {"start": 22981.96, "end": 22990.96, "text": " I don't know what I just talked about."}, {"start": 22990.96, "end": 22995.96, "text": " Maybe it's not. I don't know."}, {"start": 22995.96, "end": 22999.96, "text": " Silver key, very nice."}, {"start": 22999.96, "end": 23004.96, "text": " A large sacred water fountain, bronze key."}, {"start": 23004.96, "end": 23010.96, "text": " Afflicts you with spiked exit on entry. Take 19 physical damage on room completion. That's whatever."}, {"start": 23010.96, "end": 23020.76, "text": " I guess we'll just take, let's go mid."}, {"start": 23020.76, "end": 23029.64, "text": " Defeat all the rare monsters to fill the channels."}, {"start": 23029.64, "end": 23058.64, "text": " one"}, {"start": 23058.64, "end": 23059.64, "text": " I got hit."}, {"start": 23059.64, "end": 23068.64, "text": " A great challenge overcome."}, {"start": 23068.64, "end": 23081.6, "text": " Ah, Shredder stores honor and grants you a boon."}, {"start": 23081.6, "end": 23083.6, "text": " Boons can be good."}, {"start": 23083.600000000002, "end": 23093.2, "text": " I'd have to take a bronze key, afflict you with red smoke."}, {"start": 23093.2, "end": 23095.600000000002, "text": " Room types are unknown on the trial map."}, {"start": 23095.600000000002, "end": 23097.800000000003, "text": " I don't think I can do that."}, {"start": 23097.800000000003, "end": 23101.88, "text": " Let's go silver key."}, {"start": 23101.88, "end": 23107.320000000003, "text": " Ah, fuck me."}, {"start": 23107.320000000003, "end": 23113.280000000002, "text": " How the- okay, I got hit."}, {"start": 23113.28, "end": 23118.28, "text": " What am I doing in here?"}, {"start": 23118.28, "end": 23123.28, "text": " Lever?"}, {"start": 23123.28, "end": 23128.28, "text": " Oop."}, {"start": 23128.28, "end": 23133.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23133.28, "end": 23138.28, "text": " Oop."}, {"start": 23168.28, "end": 23170.28, "text": " Bad fucking idiot"}, {"start": 23181.239999999998, "end": 23186.12, "text": " Oh god, oh god lever again"}, {"start": 23188.879999999997, "end": 23190.879999999997, "text": " I don't think I cared about that you"}, {"start": 23192.84, "end": 23194.84, "text": " Maybe I did"}, {"start": 23196.12, "end": 23198.12, "text": " The fuck is happening"}, {"start": 23198.28, "end": 23223.399999999998, "text": " Restart. Can you go to town during this? No, I don't think you can."}, {"start": 23223.4, "end": 23230.640000000003, "text": " Restores honor, awards a large sacred fountain, awards a pledge which can be accepted to change"}, {"start": 23230.640000000003, "end": 23232.84, "text": " the trials parameters."}, {"start": 23236.84, "end": 23237.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23283.4, "end": 23284.4, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 23284.4, "end": 23297.440000000002, "text": " Turn up to increase critical damage if you've gained a power charge recently."}, {"start": 23297.440000000002, "end": 23311.04, "text": " I don't do power charges, do I?"}, {"start": 23311.04, "end": 23314.04, "text": " I don't know what direction to go anymore."}, {"start": 23314.04, "end": 23318.88, "text": " Life recovery plus 10 int."}, {"start": 23318.88, "end": 23335.88, "text": " Days on hit."}, {"start": 23335.88, "end": 23338.64, "text": " I guess maybe I'll just go here, discipline training."}, {"start": 23338.64, "end": 23341.64, "text": " That's pretty close too."}, {"start": 23341.64, "end": 23344.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23344.64, "end": 23350.64, "text": " Ah, Jesus fuck dog."}, {"start": 23357.64, "end": 23359.64, "text": " Can I help you puppy?"}, {"start": 23359.64, "end": 23361.64, "text": " Oh my god, hello."}, {"start": 23361.64, "end": 23364.64, "text": " He is just wild right now."}, {"start": 23364.64, "end": 23366.64, "text": " I think he just came back from the dog park."}, {"start": 23366.64, "end": 23367.64, "text": " He's a little wet."}, {"start": 23367.64, "end": 23369.64, "text": " Oh my gosh, did you go swimming?"}, {"start": 23375.64, "end": 23377.64, "text": " Alright, get out of here. Cheat, get out of here."}, {"start": 23381.64, "end": 23382.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23397.64, "end": 23408.32, "text": " Wait, that's his quarterstaff."}, {"start": 23408.32, "end": 23410.32, "text": " I want that."}, {"start": 23410.32, "end": 23412.32, "text": " I should know I don't care about that."}, {"start": 23412.32, "end": 23415.32, "text": " I forgot I'm not using weapons anymore."}, {"start": 23415.32, "end": 23419.16, "text": " Ow, I've been hit."}, {"start": 23419.16, "end": 23422.399999999998, "text": " I'm already kind of low on honor here."}, {"start": 23422.399999999998, "end": 23427.12, "text": " And I remember this last boss is like, very melee fucky-wucky."}, {"start": 23427.12, "end": 23429.12, "text": " I'm melee. I just got hit at the end."}, {"start": 23457.12, "end": 23472.559999999998, "text": " way I don't know where it is maybe that was it okay I'm good, hopefully"}, {"start": 23472.56, "end": 23485.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23485.56, "end": 23494.960000000003, "text": " Okay, I definitely missed that one."}, {"start": 23494.96, "end": 23496.96, "text": " And it had me path back I see"}, {"start": 23524.96, "end": 23545.66, "text": " I don't know what I like."}, {"start": 23545.66, "end": 23546.86, "text": " You can just skip."}, {"start": 23546.86, "end": 23547.86, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 23547.86, "end": 23553.399999999998, "text": " I mean, couldn't I just take this, take 64 physical damage on opening a key chest without"}, {"start": 23553.4, "end": 23562.0, "text": " using a key. I don't know what that is. How is one not free? I mean I think because I"}, {"start": 23562.0, "end": 23568.24, "text": " lose a bunch of honor and if your honor or something fills all the way up you lose. 192"}, {"start": 23568.24, "end": 23580.800000000003, "text": " is kind of a lot. Gain death toll. Three minor boons. After completing eight rooms so this"}, {"start": 23580.8, "end": 23585.239999999998, "text": " This one's free, because I'll never actually complete eight rooms."}, {"start": 23585.239999999998, "end": 23589.32, "text": " Maybe three minor boons."}, {"start": 23589.32, "end": 23600.44, "text": " Okay, you have 25% more honor, 50% more sacred water found, and the next minor boon you gain"}, {"start": 23600.44, "end": 23603.48, "text": " is converted into a random major boon."}, {"start": 23603.48, "end": 23604.48, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 23604.48, "end": 23609.04, "text": " I need to gain a minor boon."}, {"start": 23609.04, "end": 23616.96, "text": " I'm not going to get it though."}, {"start": 23616.96, "end": 23630.16, "text": " Escape trial contains a merchant."}, {"start": 23630.16, "end": 23631.48, "text": " Wards are trying to restore honor."}, {"start": 23631.48, "end": 23632.48, "text": " Affix you with dark pit."}, {"start": 23632.48, "end": 23633.48, "text": " Is this sacred fountain?"}, {"start": 23633.48, "end": 23635.24, "text": " Let's go sacred fountain."}, {"start": 23635.24, "end": 23636.72, "text": " The merch has boons?"}, {"start": 23636.72, "end": 23637.72, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23637.72, "end": 23638.22, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 23667.72, "end": 23674.72, "text": " Well, I can't get the Merchant anymore."}, {"start": 23674.72, "end": 23677.72, "text": " Unforged."}, {"start": 23697.72, "end": 23704.72, "text": " Can't loot that, really?"}, {"start": 23704.72, "end": 23707.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23707.72, "end": 23713.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23713.72, "end": 23718.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23718.72, "end": 23728.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23728.16, "end": 23755.079999999998, "text": " The next 10 non-boss monsters you hit are killed instantly, gain honor, and increase honor"}, {"start": 23755.08, "end": 23767.0, "text": " restored I guess losing affliction"}, {"start": 23767.0, "end": 23780.4, "text": " assassin's blade will upgrade no would it I don't think this is a boon yes it"}, {"start": 23780.4, "end": 23800.120000000003, "text": " would okay so turn into a major and it'll just be completely random you have"}, {"start": 23800.12, "end": 23822.5, "text": " no evasion. Okay, but did it not upgrade? It didn't upgrade. Huh. Well, luckily I one"}, {"start": 23822.5, "end": 23837.22, "text": " shot the next 10 mobs. That'll be really valuable when, you know, someday. I don't know how"}, {"start": 23837.22, "end": 23844.22, "text": " of not getting hit by this guy."}, {"start": 23867.22, "end": 23876.82, "text": " Crackling quarter staff 1 to 35 lightning damage and then 5 to 22."}, {"start": 23876.82, "end": 23879.14, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 23879.14, "end": 23882.22, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 23882.22, "end": 23883.620000000003, "text": " Skill gem 6."}, {"start": 23883.620000000003, "end": 23886.06, "text": " Glacial cascade I guess."}, {"start": 23886.06, "end": 23890.82, "text": " No, let's get Lucas."}, {"start": 23890.82, "end": 23892.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23901.32, "end": 23909.3, "text": " Didn't get any gold glove stash imagine I did choose your sentencing martial artists send"}, {"start": 23920.82, "end": 23943.04, "text": " get"}, {"start": 23943.04, "end": 23944.239999999998, "text": " there we go way of the stone fist"}, {"start": 23944.24, "end": 23953.56, "text": " Okay, gloves you equip have their base type transformed into a fist of stone while equipped"}, {"start": 23953.56, "end": 23957.04, "text": " and their explicit modifiers are transformed to more powerful related modifiers."}, {"start": 23957.04, "end": 23959.04, "text": " Ignore attribute requirements to equip gloves."}, {"start": 23959.04, "end": 23960.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23960.04, "end": 23961.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23961.04, "end": 23974.08, "text": " Oh yeah, level 7 as well."}, {"start": 23974.08, "end": 23976.08, "text": " Hold on"}, {"start": 23977.4, "end": 23980.7, "text": " What do I want here these are new spells freezing mark"}, {"start": 23981.36, "end": 23986.84, "text": " Mark a target making them more susceptible to being frozen when the mark target is frozen the mark activates granting you a buff"}, {"start": 23986.84, "end": 23988.84, "text": " Which gives you cold damage?"}, {"start": 23999.84, "end": 24004.04, "text": " I don't know what I want play the video yeah freezing mark makes an enemy more"}, {"start": 24004.08, "end": 24009.280000000002, "text": " vulnerable to being frozen. If the enemy dies, they will explode with ice."}, {"start": 24012.800000000003, "end": 24019.36, "text": " Use Wave of Frost to dodge backwards and launch a cold area attack that is very effective at"}, {"start": 24019.36, "end": 24027.04, "text": " freezing enemies. Enemies who are close to being frozen will display this indicator and be instantly"}, {"start": 24027.04, "end": 24034.04, "text": " frozen when hit by waves of frost."}, {"start": 24034.04, "end": 24035.04, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 24035.04, "end": 24039.04, "text": " The storm wave is a lightning area attack."}, {"start": 24039.04, "end": 24044.04, "text": " Yeah, it's just got to be a freezing mark angle, I think."}, {"start": 24044.04, "end": 24050.04, "text": " But can't you combine freezing mark, like, with the leap or something?"}, {"start": 24050.04, "end": 24052.04, "text": " Burge Ruids"}, {"start": 24071.280000000002, "end": 24073.280000000002, "text": " So now it's like freezing pounce"}, {"start": 24080.04, "end": 24085.56, "text": " you can wind blast until the stone icon appears and then wing blast to burst it"}, {"start": 24085.56, "end": 24089.24, "text": " wing blast fuck"}, {"start": 24092.760000000002, "end": 24096.4, "text": " I don't even have this on my fucking bar"}, {"start": 24096.4, "end": 24105.4, "text": " Windblast can suck my nut sack."}, {"start": 24105.4, "end": 24112.32, "text": " Okay, let me see my gloves."}, {"start": 24112.32, "end": 24115.32, "text": " Plus 3 to evasion rating per player level."}, {"start": 24115.32, "end": 24116.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24116.32, "end": 24121.920000000002, "text": " Plus 1 to maximum energy yield per player level."}, {"start": 24121.920000000002, "end": 24123.920000000002, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 24123.920000000002, "end": 24131.36, "text": " 10% more global evasion and energy shield 5% less damage taken while on the life cover up some max life on kill"}, {"start": 24132.920000000002, "end": 24134.920000000002, "text": " unmodifiable"}, {"start": 24147.640000000003, "end": 24151.500000000004, "text": " Need more support gems, okay stash"}, {"start": 24153.920000000002, "end": 24170.24, "text": " 25% increased freeze threshold and 7% increased damage plant skills."}, {"start": 24170.24, "end": 24173.24, "text": " I mean, I might as well put this in my talents, right?"}, {"start": 24184.24, "end": 24188.24, "text": " I guess I can change that whenever I want. Alright. Sure."}, {"start": 24195.24, "end": 24196.24, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 24200.24, "end": 24206.36, "text": " Converts your leftover sacred water into keys. I do this right? There's no reason not to"}, {"start": 24214.800000000003, "end": 24217.38, "text": " Oh shit, I got a golden key"}, {"start": 24219.600000000002, "end": 24220.800000000003, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 24220.800000000003, "end": 24223.920000000002, "text": " Warriors cash or helmet cash. I feel like I should do helmet"}, {"start": 24224.68, "end": 24227.980000000003, "text": " Considering warriors might be weapons shit. I don't use weapons, right? I"}, {"start": 24227.98, "end": 24231.5, "text": " I don't know what's in a warrior's tash y'all tell me"}, {"start": 24236.42, "end": 24241.82, "text": " Warrior might have gloves true does it does anyone here know I"}, {"start": 24245.7, "end": 24247.7, "text": " Don't know either"}, {"start": 24248.86, "end": 24250.86, "text": " Worthless"}, {"start": 24253.22, "end": 24255.22, "text": " Again"}, {"start": 24255.22, "end": 24264.98, "text": " it's all weapons literally all weapons"}, {"start": 24264.98, "end": 24290.98, "text": " Well, I've got four silvers, I can just fucking hit this shit then I guess."}, {"start": 24290.98, "end": 24300.899999999998, "text": " Eww."}, {"start": 24300.899999999998, "end": 24306.06, "text": " So how would I take all of this back to home, identify it, and then sell it?"}, {"start": 24306.06, "end": 24308.3, "text": " How would I do that?"}, {"start": 24308.3, "end": 24312.46, "text": " I can't port out and come back, can I?"}, {"start": 24312.46, "end": 24315.34, "text": " I guess put everything in my stash?"}, {"start": 24315.34, "end": 24322.26, "text": " Well that's gross but you're probably right."}, {"start": 24322.26, "end": 24339.58, "text": " Okay, I don't care about the rest, GG's."}, {"start": 24339.58, "end": 24361.58, "text": " I put relics in the locker but I haven't identified them yet so I'll wait."}, {"start": 24361.58, "end": 24363.58, "text": " Maybe I should have sold first, shit."}, {"start": 24391.58, "end": 24417.58, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 24417.58, "end": 24437.940000000002, "text": " You can control click the shade to instantly identify all items"}, {"start": 24437.94, "end": 24461.62, "text": " Interesting. Well, let's sell. You can order that."}, {"start": 24461.62, "end": 24463.42, "text": " I mean, I could gamble gloves."}, {"start": 24473.42, "end": 24474.82, "text": " They're probably not even that expensive."}, {"start": 24476.82, "end": 24477.62, "text": " Considering."}, {"start": 24481.02, "end": 24481.92, "text": " Where the fuck are you?"}, {"start": 24487.12, "end": 24487.92, "text": " Who am I gamble at?"}, {"start": 24491.62, "end": 24496.62, "text": " Re-suit maybe?"}, {"start": 24496.62, "end": 24499.86, "text": " It is re-suit."}, {"start": 24499.86, "end": 24501.86, "text": " Okay, armor."}, {"start": 24501.86, "end": 24504.539999999997, "text": " Uhhh."}, {"start": 24504.539999999997, "end": 24517.46, "text": " So wait."}, {"start": 24517.46, "end": 24518.94, "text": " What do I want in club-wise?"}, {"start": 24518.94, "end": 24520.7, "text": " Do you have movement speed on your boots?"}, {"start": 24520.7, "end": 24524.9, "text": " I don't the armor ones you think I"}, {"start": 24525.82, "end": 24532.66, "text": " Feel like evasion energy shield is better because of my passive right and my talents the"}, {"start": 24534.420000000002, "end": 24538.780000000002, "text": " 1% more attack speed per 75 item evasion on equipped armor items"}, {"start": 24542.46, "end": 24547.46, "text": " And then plus critical a chance per 10 item energy on equipped armor items"}, {"start": 24547.46, "end": 24554.98, "text": " It doesn't matter, it gets converted anyways."}, {"start": 24554.98, "end": 24560.12, "text": " So it doesn't matter what armor I buy, it says energy shield on these."}, {"start": 24560.12, "end": 24565.54, "text": " And then it says evasion on these, armor evasion, armor energy shield."}, {"start": 24565.54, "end": 24568.94, "text": " I would think I'd want to buy these."}, {"start": 24568.94, "end": 24575.82, "text": " Okay, I got yellow gloves."}, {"start": 24575.82, "end": 24583.3, "text": " Ooh, 9% attack speed, increased critical damage bonus, increased evasion, and energy shield."}, {"start": 24583.3, "end": 24591.06, "text": " When I equip it, it completely changes."}, {"start": 24591.06, "end": 24593.739999999998, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 24593.739999999998, "end": 24596.9, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 24596.9, "end": 24600.5, "text": " 17% chance to gain an onslaught."}, {"start": 24600.5, "end": 24603.5, "text": " What is onslaught?"}, {"start": 24603.5, "end": 24605.5, "text": " Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 24605.5, "end": 24613.82, "text": " On-slot grants 20% skill speed and 10% moving speed in less specified on-slot last four seconds"}, {"start": 24614.9, "end": 24616.9, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 24621.5, "end": 24626.66, "text": " That's kind of crazy. Do I even try in 1.2% base crit?"}, {"start": 24629.3, "end": 24631.3, "text": " Wait, what is my crit chance? I"}, {"start": 24631.3, "end": 24636.54, "text": " I don't know what it is on this on my weapon or gloves"}, {"start": 24649.98, "end": 24651.98, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 24654.14, "end": 24656.14, "text": " Gee and look at skill"}, {"start": 24661.3, "end": 24677.7, "text": " Okay, main hand critical chance is 6%."}, {"start": 24677.7, "end": 24681.7, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 24681.7, "end": 24683.219999999998, "text": " So that's 6.6%."}, {"start": 24683.219999999998, "end": 24684.899999999998, "text": " That's my crit chance, really?"}, {"start": 24684.9, "end": 24685.9, "text": " It's horrible."}, {"start": 24685.9, "end": 24695.0, "text": " Yeah, I guess 5% base."}, {"start": 24695.0, "end": 24696.0, "text": " That's gotta be it."}, {"start": 24696.0, "end": 24704.18, "text": " And the reason it's over 5 is because of that energy talent bullshit that I have."}, {"start": 24704.18, "end": 24710.18, "text": " You need to increase crit percent, then it's multiplied by the base, yeah."}, {"start": 24710.18, "end": 24717.38, "text": " Okay, um, do I even bother going for more gloves?"}, {"start": 24717.38, "end": 24721.98, "text": " I feel like that's a max win."}, {"start": 24721.98, "end": 24726.260000000002, "text": " I wonder if legendary gloves would work."}, {"start": 24726.260000000002, "end": 24738.22, "text": " Should I gamble and try and get legendary?"}, {"start": 24738.22, "end": 24745.9, "text": " gain 12% of damage as extra physical damage. Unmodifiable. Why is it unmodifiable?"}, {"start": 24756.54, "end": 24759.18, "text": " Oh, because they're equipped, I see. Okay."}, {"start": 24759.18, "end": 24781.420000000002, "text": " attack gain 10% of damage is extra fire damage okay I need to roll that bullshit I need to"}, {"start": 24781.420000000002, "end": 24783.420000000002, "text": " They're all like plus cold damage basically."}, {"start": 24783.420000000002, "end": 24784.420000000002, "text": " I am fond of that."}, {"start": 24788.420000000002, "end": 24792.420000000002, "text": " Adds 2 to 7 physical damage to attacks. That's pretty nuts."}, {"start": 24793.420000000002, "end": 24797.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, attacks gain 12% of damage as extra physical damage."}, {"start": 24797.420000000002, "end": 24798.420000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 24800.420000000002, "end": 24802.420000000002, "text": " I will take this."}, {"start": 24811.420000000002, "end": 24813.420000000002, "text": " and we'll take this"}, {"start": 24818.420000000002, "end": 24820.420000000002, "text": " I am fond of that"}, {"start": 24821.420000000002, "end": 24822.420000000002, "text": " I wanna go broke"}, {"start": 24825.420000000002, "end": 24827.420000000002, "text": " Can I get one fucking yellow?"}, {"start": 24828.420000000002, "end": 24830.420000000002, "text": " I'm broke! Where the fuck are the yellows?"}, {"start": 24832.420000000002, "end": 24834.420000000002, "text": " The deal is done"}, {"start": 24841.420000000002, "end": 24856.38, "text": " Alright, let's see my currency here."}, {"start": 24856.38, "end": 24867.34, "text": " Okay, I only care about these gloves on the right."}, {"start": 24867.34, "end": 24872.46, "text": " Augments are rare item with a new modifier. Maybe I get lucky."}, {"start": 24872.9, "end": 24881.22, "text": " Fuck. Adds two to three fire damage to attacks. So now attacks gain 10% of damage"}, {"start": 24881.22, "end": 24888.7, "text": " is extra fire damage. I mean it's something. I wish it wasn't fire."}, {"start": 24888.7, "end": 24896.5, "text": " 10% but it's gonna be less."}, {"start": 24896.5, "end": 24897.5, "text": " Whatever I think."}, {"start": 24897.5, "end": 24906.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I just take that."}, {"start": 24906.100000000002, "end": 24907.100000000002, "text": " Augmented gloves."}, {"start": 24907.100000000002, "end": 24911.100000000002, "text": " I got rid of them."}, {"start": 24911.100000000002, "end": 24913.9, "text": " Okie dokie."}, {"start": 24913.9, "end": 24914.9, "text": " Crimson amulet."}, {"start": 24914.9, "end": 24934.420000000002, "text": " I don't know what I can roll on necklaces like do I want to make this into a magic item?"}, {"start": 24934.420000000002, "end": 24956.780000000002, "text": " way. Plus three all attributes. Plus 14 energy shield. I think that's good, right?"}, {"start": 24956.780000000002, "end": 24964.4, "text": " I really want bonus energy shield here. Well this, hold on. This necklace has plus 28 max"}, {"start": 24964.4, "end": 24971.4, "text": " maximum energy shield and plus 24 maximum energy shield. Isn't that way better?"}, {"start": 24973.800000000003, "end": 24979.68, "text": " Because I really care about energy shield. Life regen is best, but for me, it's damage"}, {"start": 24979.68, "end": 24986.68, "text": " as well. Regal it, right? That's really good. Okay, it smacks out. Slam it. Plus accuracy"}, {"start": 24986.68, "end": 24988.68, "text": " Okay, it's maxed out."}, {"start": 24990.68, "end": 24993.68, "text": " Slam it. Plus accuracy rating."}, {"start": 24994.68, "end": 24997.68, "text": " I don't- like, do I miss in this game? I feel like I don't."}, {"start": 25003.68, "end": 25006.68, "text": " Now exalted it. You think?"}, {"start": 25008.68, "end": 25011.68, "text": " No, the amulet is not an armor item."}, {"start": 25012.68, "end": 25014.68, "text": " Is it not?"}, {"start": 25016.68, "end": 25029.68, "text": " You're fucking right. Okay, it's not considered an armor item. You're right. You're right."}, {"start": 25030.4, "end": 25033.12, "text": " Yeah, I'm okay, so I don't care about the energy shield that much"}, {"start": 25053.64, "end": 25055.64, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 25059.68, "end": 25066.24, "text": " Well, let's get back to work."}, {"start": 25066.24, "end": 25072.56, "text": " I need to go, I guess I'll go left to right."}, {"start": 25072.56, "end": 25075.760000000002, "text": " So a theft of ivory."}, {"start": 25075.760000000002, "end": 25082.760000000002, "text": " Oh right."}, {"start": 25082.760000000002, "end": 25100.760000000002, "text": " Death shelters life in an unforgiving land."}, {"start": 25100.760000000002, "end": 25105.760000000002, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 25105.760000000002, "end": 25116.840000000004, "text": " Something's going on here."}, {"start": 25116.840000000004, "end": 25118.840000000004, "text": " Thanks for the gift of subs, Anonymous."}, {"start": 25118.84, "end": 25120.84, "text": " Oh, hey, Enga, fuck man."}, {"start": 25148.84, "end": 25158.84, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25188.84, "end": 25190.84, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 25199.84, "end": 25201.84, "text": " I'm slow as fuck."}, {"start": 25207.84, "end": 25209.84, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 25218.84, "end": 25247.84, "text": " and"}, {"start": 25277.84, "end": 25301.84, "text": " Why am I so slow all the time?"}, {"start": 25301.84, "end": 25319.84, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25319.84, "end": 25325.84, "text": " the spirit is called modifiers mom's"}, {"start": 25325.84, "end": 25352.920000000002, "text": " All right, there's something else I wanted to do."}, {"start": 25352.920000000002, "end": 25360.36, "text": " I want to move this bell to here, I want to take that off, I want to re-bind that as"}, {"start": 25360.36, "end": 25362.38, "text": " well."}, {"start": 25362.38, "end": 25368.24, "text": " Options, game, input."}, {"start": 25368.24, "end": 25373.2, "text": " hmm change that to q save"}, {"start": 25383.52, "end": 25387.04, "text": " i don't know what the fuck i want to bind to middle mouse button"}, {"start": 25393.36, "end": 25395.84, "text": " okay i should rebind that i shouldn't use middle mouse on anything"}, {"start": 25395.84, "end": 25402.84, "text": " Little mouse is trash."}, {"start": 25402.84, "end": 25405.84, "text": " That can be R."}, {"start": 25408.84, "end": 25412.84, "text": " Okay, that works."}, {"start": 25415.84, "end": 25419.84, "text": " Yeah, that works."}, {"start": 25419.84, "end": 25426.76, "text": " Little mouse button is a go-to key-bind."}, {"start": 25426.76, "end": 25427.920000000002, "text": " It is absolutely not."}, {"start": 25427.920000000002, "end": 25430.920000000002, "text": " I think it's awful."}, {"start": 25430.920000000002, "end": 25434.2, "text": " Are you actually pressing it down?"}, {"start": 25434.2, "end": 25437.2, "text": " I hate it."}, {"start": 25437.2, "end": 25440.2, "text": " Keep an eye out round here, eh?"}, {"start": 25440.2, "end": 25443.2, "text": " A wasteland without end."}, {"start": 25450.2, "end": 25453.2, "text": " Search the bone pits for mastodon tusks."}, {"start": 25467.2, "end": 25469.2, "text": " How do I need that?"}, {"start": 25497.2, "end": 25508.12, "text": " I already got all that fuck, what was I getting?"}, {"start": 25508.12, "end": 25512.600000000002, "text": " That's right, I'm getting this."}, {"start": 25512.600000000002, "end": 25523.600000000002, "text": " Area of effect for attacks, 5% chance to build an additional combo, I like that."}, {"start": 25553.600000000002, "end": 25579.120000000003, "text": " Is there a way I can see my convo points like on my character or do I have to look to the"}, {"start": 25579.12, "end": 25586.12, "text": " the bottom right to see how many I have."}, {"start": 25589.28, "end": 25594.28, "text": " No, sadly. Okay, so I just gotta look the fuck down there. That's crazy."}, {"start": 25594.28, "end": 25599.48, "text": " Improves the quality of an armor."}, {"start": 25599.48, "end": 25606.48, "text": " Yeah, I think I want the armor shit, right?"}, {"start": 25609.12, "end": 25616.12, "text": " Oh, and monsters. Okay. So this is going to be a more difficult one."}, {"start": 25639.12, "end": 25645.879999999997, "text": " Okay, I understand those runes now."}, {"start": 25645.879999999997, "end": 25653.68, "text": " The runes just buff the enemies, but the more you buff them, the better you get, that's"}, {"start": 25653.68, "end": 25656.36, "text": " it."}, {"start": 25656.36, "end": 25662.16, "text": " Bag of Bond armor."}, {"start": 25662.16, "end": 25676.16, "text": " 17% increase armor and evasion okay sure"}, {"start": 25676.16, "end": 25690.16, "text": " this is just way better okay"}, {"start": 25690.16, "end": 25697.74, "text": " Soda, can you give me your TBC gold? Nope. Is Viggy playing? Yes, she is. She is around"}, {"start": 25697.74, "end": 25699.24, "text": " the same spot I'm in."}, {"start": 25720.16, "end": 25722.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25734.72, "end": 25736.72, "text": " God"}, {"start": 25750.16, "end": 25771.16, "text": " I have to go home."}, {"start": 25771.16, "end": 25774.44, "text": " Someone said you can control left click and it auto identifies."}, {"start": 25774.44, "end": 25777.04, "text": " Oh my god it does."}, {"start": 25777.04, "end": 25779.44, "text": " Okay, cool."}, {"start": 25809.440000000002, "end": 25818.72, "text": " yeah I should be salvaging I forgot you only want to salvage quality and like"}, {"start": 25818.72, "end": 25825.280000000002, "text": " like I want to salvage this gun because it has two sockets right"}, {"start": 25828.800000000003, "end": 25832.88, "text": " okay yeah sockets and quality"}, {"start": 25832.88, "end": 25839.88, "text": " You're absolutely right."}, {"start": 25862.88, "end": 25873.88, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25873.88, "end": 25898.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 25898.4, "end": 25900.280000000002, "text": " Like I kinda have to be in there."}, {"start": 25900.280000000002, "end": 25903.120000000003, "text": " I've never had to be in there before."}, {"start": 25903.12, "end": 25909.12, "text": " Now that I have to be in there, I'm not sure what exactly, like, I actually can take damage-wise."}, {"start": 25933.12, "end": 25952.42, "text": " I don't know what to do with this."}, {"start": 25952.42, "end": 25957.52, "text": " What the fuck did I miss out here, huh?"}, {"start": 25957.52, "end": 25960.68, "text": " Search the bone pits for the Mastodon tusks."}, {"start": 25960.68, "end": 25963.68, "text": " It's got to be southeast."}, {"start": 25963.68, "end": 25968.32, "text": " I didn't search very far."}, {"start": 25968.32, "end": 25970.68, "text": " Slow and big equals bad."}, {"start": 25970.68, "end": 25972.68, "text": " Oh, hello."}, {"start": 25972.68, "end": 25974.68, "text": " You"}, {"start": 25984.84, "end": 25986.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26002.68, "end": 26006.68, "text": " This trap will only be your food."}, {"start": 26009.68, "end": 26010.68, "text": " It's a chill!"}, {"start": 26019.68, "end": 26021.68, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 26021.68, "end": 26022.68, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 26032.68, "end": 26061.68, "text": " Okay, we take some tasks, husks."}, {"start": 26061.68, "end": 26070.56, "text": " Chainmail, evasion and armor."}, {"start": 26070.56, "end": 26071.56, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 26071.56, "end": 26074.920000000002, "text": " Okay, done here."}, {"start": 26074.920000000002, "end": 26076.24, "text": " Still have that freezing mark?"}, {"start": 26076.24, "end": 26089.04, "text": " Oh yeah, I do and I haven't used it."}, {"start": 26089.04, "end": 26096.04, "text": " i put it like here"}, {"start": 26104.56, "end": 26108.32, "text": " if a mark jim is starting to skill that mark will be triggered instead"}, {"start": 26108.32, "end": 26115.32, "text": " using the skill allows any wolf minions to leap immediately"}, {"start": 26119.04, "end": 26126.84, "text": " Okay, so you combo pounce."}, {"start": 26126.84, "end": 26136.440000000002, "text": " I just gotta use this, I guess, my Q."}, {"start": 26136.440000000002, "end": 26137.440000000002, "text": " Thanks CrazyTree."}, {"start": 26137.440000000002, "end": 26144.24, "text": " Oh, and okay, a fucking support too."}, {"start": 26144.24, "end": 26145.24, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 26145.24, "end": 26148.52, "text": " Oh, but what the hell do I want?"}, {"start": 26148.52, "end": 26157.88, "text": " Right now, Ice Strike actually only has one fucking attunement to it, I just realized."}, {"start": 26157.88, "end": 26159.8, "text": " Elemental something?"}, {"start": 26159.8, "end": 26167.0, "text": " 50% more freeze buildup?"}, {"start": 26167.0, "end": 26170.04, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 26170.04, "end": 26186.920000000002, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 26186.920000000002, "end": 26190.120000000003, "text": " My game just froze."}, {"start": 26190.120000000003, "end": 26195.4, "text": " Let me read this while it's crashed and it's gone."}, {"start": 26195.4, "end": 26205.800000000003, "text": " crash"}, {"start": 26205.800000000003, "end": 26206.800000000003, "text": " update"}, {"start": 26206.8, "end": 26208.8, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 26236.8, "end": 26240.64, "text": " How's the build?"}, {"start": 26240.64, "end": 26242.239999999998, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 26242.239999999998, "end": 26247.92, "text": " I mean, it's not, but I'm doing okay."}, {"start": 26247.92, "end": 26251.36, "text": " Build is, I have no direction whatsoever."}, {"start": 26251.36, "end": 26254.16, "text": " So I'm just buying things that are good."}, {"start": 26254.16, "end": 26255.16, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 26255.16, "end": 26257.16, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 26257.16, "end": 26266.16, "text": " I'm just an ice monk with a druid cosmetic store."}, {"start": 26266.16, "end": 26271.56, "text": " He's just such a lover right now."}, {"start": 26271.56, "end": 26275.2, "text": " Well, either way, GGs, I think that's it for today."}, {"start": 26275.2, "end": 26276.2, "text": " I'll be on tomorrow."}, {"start": 26276.2, "end": 26277.2, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 26277.2, "end": 26278.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 26278.2, "end": 26279.2, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 26279.2, "end": 26288.2, "text": " You want to stream Coda huh?"}, {"start": 26288.2, "end": 26289.2, "text": " Wanna stream?"}, {"start": 26289.2, "end": 26290.2, "text": " Eat the mic."}, {"start": 26290.2, "end": 26291.2, "text": " Eat the mic."}, {"start": 26291.2, "end": 26296.2, "text": " Alright, I'll be on tomorrow."}, {"start": 26296.2, "end": 26299.2, "text": " Uh, what is tomorrow anyways?"}, {"start": 26299.2, "end": 26301.2, "text": " Where's my phone?"}, {"start": 26301.2, "end": 26303.2, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 26303.2, "end": 26304.2, "text": " How does it smell?"}, {"start": 26304.2, "end": 26306.2, "text": " It's like shit, actually."}, {"start": 26306.2, "end": 26308.920000000002, "text": " You're a disgusting little freak, aren't you?"}, {"start": 26308.920000000002, "end": 26310.920000000002, "text": " Yes you are!"}, {"start": 26310.920000000002, "end": 26312.920000000002, "text": " Look at this freak."}, {"start": 26312.920000000002, "end": 26315.920000000002, "text": " Oh, look at this freak!"}, {"start": 26315.920000000002, "end": 26316.920000000002, "text": " He's a psycho!"}, {"start": 26316.920000000002, "end": 26317.920000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 26317.920000000002, "end": 26318.920000000002, "text": " But weren't you a psycho?"}, {"start": 26318.920000000002, "end": 26319.920000000002, "text": " Yes you are!"}, {"start": 26319.920000000002, "end": 26328.32, "text": " I don't know why he does that with his tongue."}, {"start": 26328.32, "end": 26329.32, "text": " Look at this guy."}, {"start": 26329.32, "end": 26334.12, "text": " He just can't help but just constantly stick that fucker out."}, {"start": 26334.12, "end": 26335.12, "text": " Here it comes."}, {"start": 26335.12, "end": 26337.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26341.44, "end": 26347.62, "text": " Constantly looking get out of this. All right, I'll be here tomorrow. There you guys"}]}