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Where's my fucking shit?"}, {"start": 414.22, "end": 416.22, "text": " Pause that"}, {"start": 416.3, "end": 418.3, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 418.3, "end": 421.3, "text": " Uh, Plant Druid, of course."}, {"start": 421.3, "end": 436.3, "text": " The reason I didn't reroll because I wanted to play Druid though, I rerolled because Vicky and I set up a SSF, like, we're not an SSF, a private league, so we're only able to trade with each other."}, {"start": 436.3, "end": 441.3, "text": " And prefers that, and so I'm like, well we gotta start over then."}, {"start": 441.3, "end": 445.5, "text": " And I just fuck I'm starting over so I"}, {"start": 446.66, "end": 449.34000000000003, "text": " Want to play Druid I just kind of liked it more"}, {"start": 450.26, "end": 453.74, "text": " Maybe I would have liked Monk if I kept going with it"}, {"start": 453.74, "end": 457.86, "text": " But I just didn't like not having any weapon dopamine"}, {"start": 458.02, "end": 461.5, "text": " Why not just make it normal characters and only treat each other yeah, you could do that"}, {"start": 461.98, "end": 468.0, "text": " But I don't know she personally prefers the full on actual no bullshit limiter"}, {"start": 468.58000000000004, "end": 470.58000000000004, "text": " so"}, {"start": 470.58, "end": 475.34, "text": " We're in a private league, I actually fucked up."}, {"start": 475.34, "end": 479.65999999999997, "text": " So when you buy a, you have to pay for a private league, you gotta buy it."}, {"start": 479.65999999999997, "end": 483.62, "text": " Probably because it cost money to host your own private server."}, {"start": 483.62, "end": 489.29999999999995, "text": " So I bought it and I checked the SSF box of the private league thinking, oh we're doing"}, {"start": 489.29999999999995, "end": 491.09999999999997, "text": " SSF, whatever."}, {"start": 491.1, "end": 501.92, "text": " What happened is it basically hosted a private server and only solo, solo, self-found characters"}, {"start": 501.92, "end": 502.92, "text": " are allowed."}, {"start": 502.92, "end": 505.84000000000003, "text": " And I just, I fucked up, I'm retarded."}, {"start": 505.84000000000003, "end": 511.6, "text": " So I spent $400, whatever, was that like $40 on a server?"}, {"start": 511.6, "end": 513.8000000000001, "text": " It was pointless."}, {"start": 513.8000000000001, "end": 515.9200000000001, "text": " So I have two servers actually, let me log out."}, {"start": 515.9200000000001, "end": 517.8000000000001, "text": " It was actually pretty cool how it works."}, {"start": 517.8, "end": 522.3599999999999, "text": " Oh my audio just keeps breaking whenever I loading screen in this game"}, {"start": 525.0799999999999, "end": 527.9599999999999, "text": " As you can see I made SSF gamers"}, {"start": 529.16, "end": 532.3199999999999, "text": " But it's an SSF server so like you can join it"}, {"start": 532.3199999999999, "end": 535.4799999999999, "text": " But like we can't trade with each other even though we're just on one server together"}, {"start": 535.88, "end": 539.76, "text": " So then I made the SSF server and that's the correct one"}, {"start": 540.3199999999999, "end": 542.76, "text": " This is my druid. 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Actually."}, {"start": 646.26, "end": 648.26, "text": " I'm not sure where I go next."}, {"start": 650.26, "end": 651.26, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 656.26, "end": 658.26, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 658.26, "end": 663.86, "text": " So now all these extra paths are unlocked because I'm playing the paths not taken"}, {"start": 663.86, "end": 667.38, "text": " subclass or whatever, right?"}, {"start": 667.38, "end": 673.54, "text": " Spells gain 12% of damage as extra chaos damage. I probably get that. Chance to poison."}, {"start": 673.54, "end": 680.18, "text": " Oh, this just unlocked right here. Put the build code into the game. It'll show you"}, {"start": 680.18, "end": 687.74, "text": " where it goes. Does it? When I integrated my build on Monk, it didn't."}, {"start": 687.74, "end": 692.22, "text": " tell you the order of which to get things."}, {"start": 693.9, "end": 698.58, "text": " Alright, well let me let's integrate it. Let me do it again. There's a download"}, {"start": 698.58, "end": 704.38, "text": " button somewhere. Hang on. Download the build file."}, {"start": 705.82, "end": 715.5, "text": " Okay, hang on. Let me put this in the right folder here. Build a planner. Can I"}, {"start": 715.5, "end": 721.68, "text": " rename this it won't cause issues will it can I look at this fucking dog and he"}, {"start": 721.68, "end": 726.72, "text": " is a little freak what is that up there what is this what's that up there what is"}, {"start": 726.72, "end": 736.02, "text": " that what is this oh my gosh psychopath just keep the dot build suffix"}, {"start": 736.02, "end": 738.42, "text": " I said to hang on, I fucked up my camera, that was a mess of play."}, {"start": 738.42, "end": 740.42, "text": " Now it's just permanently aimed down."}, {"start": 744.18, "end": 744.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 748.66, "end": 749.16, "text": " Goodness."}, {"start": 752.74, "end": 754.74, "text": " Uh, so let's see. Rename..."}, {"start": 757.22, "end": 757.72, "text": " To..."}, {"start": 760.5, "end": 761.5, "text": " Oracle Druid."}, {"start": 763.3, "end": 764.5, "text": " And then drag that over."}, {"start": 766.02, "end": 768.02, "text": " Close, close."}, {"start": 772.42, "end": 776.6999999999999, "text": " Damn it, it's just right there. Okay. So you're telling me this tells you the order, huh?"}, {"start": 781.6999999999999, "end": 783.6999999999999, "text": " I ain't seeing it."}, {"start": 783.7, "end": 797.38, "text": " not the order just the nodes okay but that's what I was saying is the annoying"}, {"start": 797.38, "end": 802.38, "text": " part is it doesn't tell you the order all right great awesome"}, {"start": 802.38, "end": 814.9399999999999, "text": " I get matters it kind of does you know because you traveled a very long way like"}, {"start": 814.9399999999999, "end": 822.34, "text": " do I want to travel all the way down and get this or do I want to travel fucking"}, {"start": 822.34, "end": 828.62, "text": " I don't even know why I'm going over here probably why am I going down there what"}, {"start": 832.38, "end": 834.88, "text": " Is there like a part two to this?"}, {"start": 837.88, "end": 838.88, "text": " Do I have to..."}, {"start": 841.38, "end": 844.38, "text": " Download all the stages. Yeah, I think I have to download them all."}, {"start": 844.88, "end": 845.88, "text": " So this would be..."}, {"start": 847.88, "end": 849.38, "text": " Act three."}, {"start": 850.38, "end": 851.38, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 851.88, "end": 853.38, "text": " Oh, that's annoying."}, {"start": 855.38, "end": 856.38, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 858.88, "end": 860.38, "text": " For now, this is fine."}, {"start": 860.88, "end": 861.88, "text": " We're just gonna go with this."}, {"start": 862.38, "end": 867.38, "text": " Vicky says to check the stash."}, {"start": 867.38, "end": 872.38, "text": " Okay, check guild stash."}, {"start": 872.38, "end": 877.38, "text": " Plus 115 to maximum energy shield."}, {"start": 877.38, "end": 882.38, "text": " Lose 5 life when you use a skill."}, {"start": 882.38, "end": 887.38, "text": " Cane it to him."}, {"start": 887.38, "end": 894.38, "text": " 30% more critical damage bonus when on low life."}, {"start": 894.38, "end": 899.38, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 899.38, "end": 905.38, "text": " And there's yellow boots."}, {"start": 905.38, "end": 907.38, "text": " No movement."}, {"start": 907.38, "end": 909.38, "text": " So here's my gear."}, {"start": 909.38, "end": 913.38, "text": " I have some pretty cool helmet."}, {"start": 913.38, "end": 916.38, "text": " These are some legendary boots I got instantly."}, {"start": 916.38, "end": 923.58, "text": " Uh, someone in my, what is it, alt account chat was saying that they were using these boots all the way to, like, Act 4."}, {"start": 927.66, "end": 929.1, "text": " Yeah, I don't think I like that helmet."}, {"start": 930.14, "end": 932.54, "text": " Iron Reflex is as big, yeah, I've got..."}, {"start": 933.1, "end": 937.5, "text": " So I have zero evasion, but 46% armor."}, {"start": 938.7, "end": 939.58, "text": " Pretty cool."}, {"start": 942.7, "end": 944.14, "text": " Uh, I don't use either."}, {"start": 944.62, "end": 946.22, "text": " I don't use either."}, {"start": 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"end": 1086.9, "text": " Actually, before I do that, let me check the store."}, {"start": 1092.9, "end": 1095.14, "text": " Fire damage, fire."}, {"start": 1095.14, "end": 1097.14, "text": " Where's the sprinkly spell?"}, {"start": 1101.1000000000001, "end": 1105.9, "text": " What's the most important stat to get on a weapon for me?"}, {"start": 1107.8600000000001, "end": 1110.3200000000002, "text": " Is it just plus levels to spells?"}, {"start": 1111.0200000000002, "end": 1116.9, "text": " That's the best really? That's more important than say plus like 60% spell damage"}, {"start": 1125.14, "end": 1129.4, "text": " It scales better, okay, really?"}, {"start": 1130.9, "end": 1135.6000000000001, "text": " You can compare the skill in DPS. I'm sure you can. It's fine that interesting."}, {"start": 1136.9, "end": 1140.5, "text": " Plus levels usually means more damage instead of increased."}, {"start": 1142.8600000000001, "end": 1147.66, "text": " I mean, I guess if you fucking showed me the formula of how damage is calculated,"}, {"start": 1147.66, "end": 1152.1000000000001, "text": " I bet plus levels of spells like it increases the base damage of stuff."}, {"start": 1152.1000000000001, "end": 1155.5800000000002, "text": " So that then you start multiplying it and all that jazz I"}, {"start": 1159.22, "end": 1164.5000000000002, "text": " Get it and you probably get a lot more like percentage damage increase from things like this"}, {"start": 1164.94, "end": 1167.7800000000002, "text": " So that's already 40% right there on a fucking node"}, {"start": 1170.8600000000001, "end": 1174.3000000000002, "text": " Things like it's just adding a percent all those percentages I can see that"}, {"start": 1175.0200000000002, "end": 1177.0200000000002, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 1178.0600000000002, "end": 1180.42, "text": " All right, whatever"}, {"start": 1182.1000000000001, "end": 1186.5800000000002, "text": " Let's go the Bassidon Islands."}, {"start": 1205.46, "end": 1208.42, "text": " So if you understand the difference between increased versus more..."}, {"start": 1208.42, "end": 1226.04, "text": " No, actually, describe it to me like I'm a retard."}, {"start": 1226.04, "end": 1231.38, "text": " There's a huge, I mean, I understand the difference in the sentence, but put it in the context"}, {"start": 1231.38, "end": 1237.26, "text": " of Path of Exile, when wording is going to fuck me up good, yeah."}, {"start": 1237.26, "end": 1241.34, "text": " All right, so let's go, let's look at the talents here."}, {"start": 1241.34, "end": 1248.02, "text": " Let's read this, 40% increased spell damage with spells that cost life."}, {"start": 1248.02, "end": 1253.98, "text": " Is this, and then give me another node to compare it to or something to compare it to."}, {"start": 1253.98, "end": 1257.3, "text": " That's the opposite of what you're referring to."}, {"start": 1257.3, "end": 1262.3799999999999, "text": " More is always multiplier, increase is additive."}, {"start": 1262.3799999999999, "end": 1264.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1264.78, "end": 1270.18, "text": " So if this said, I see, so it says 40% increased spell damage."}, {"start": 1270.18, "end": 1277.2, "text": " If that said 40% more spell damage, which one would be better?"}, {"start": 1277.2, "end": 1284.8, "text": " Probably more, right?"}, {"start": 1284.8, "end": 1286.3, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 1286.3, "end": 1288.3999999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1288.3999999999999, "end": 1290.8799999999999, "text": " Where would I find more of those nodes?"}, {"start": 1290.88, "end": 1316.3200000000002, "text": " increased. Let's just type in this sort more. 100% more maximum rage. I don't think I'm"}, {"start": 1316.32, "end": 1325.52, "text": " they find a lot of moors in the uh in the talent tree i feel like you get this in other locations"}, {"start": 1331.9199999999998, "end": 1338.1599999999999, "text": " 20 percent here we go 20 more damage against heavy stunned enemies with maces"}, {"start": 1339.36, "end": 1344.96, "text": " and yeah 20 it's not that big of a percentage but it's got that more in front of it"}, {"start": 1346.32, "end": 1352.48, "text": " So, it's- oh, there's some over here too."}, {"start": 1352.48, "end": 1355.08, "text": " Oh, here's that holo-pom technique."}, {"start": 1355.08, "end": 1359.52, "text": " Can attack on our attacks."}, {"start": 1359.52, "end": 1364.56, "text": " I guess this is probably insane when I was playing my Monk."}, {"start": 1364.56, "end": 1368.2, "text": " Take 3% more damage over time if you haven't started taking damage in the past second."}, {"start": 1368.2, "end": 1369.2, "text": " Hard stop."}, {"start": 1369.2, "end": 1371.6, "text": " Alright, well I get it."}, {"start": 1371.6, "end": 1372.6, "text": " More is hard to come by."}, {"start": 1372.6, "end": 1376.12, "text": " You won't really find it in the passive tree unless some sort of keystones."}, {"start": 1376.1200000000001, "end": 1391.68, "text": " Maybe it's in the like oracle notes?"}, {"start": 1391.68, "end": 1393.68, "text": " Copy not."}, {"start": 1393.68, "end": 1396.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1396.68, "end": 1400.5600000000002, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 1400.5600000000002, "end": 1405.24, "text": " Skill gems usually, ascendancies have support gems, we'll have more, got it."}, {"start": 1405.24, "end": 1418.04, "text": " Gems. Here we go. So supported skills deal 30% more damage while you are above 90% of"}, {"start": 1418.04, "end": 1424.36, "text": " your maximum mana. So this is one of those more situations. Zenith."}, {"start": 1424.3600000000001, "end": 1433.72, "text": " All right, well, I didn't know that was like a wording anything to look out for now. I understand"}, {"start": 1438.7600000000002, "end": 1442.0800000000002, "text": " It's kind of subtle and kind of sneaks up on you at a talent point"}, {"start": 1442.7600000000002, "end": 1445.48, "text": " So this is my guide. It's open"}, {"start": 1446.1200000000001, "end": 1449.8400000000001, "text": " Where do I want to go? Actually, no, I know what I wanted to do. I wanted to get"}, {"start": 1450.5200000000002, "end": 1452.5200000000002, "text": " this"}, {"start": 1454.3600000000001, "end": 1466.7, "text": " start getting some poison. Can you explain this Bill? Sure, so, what a great"}, {"start": 1466.7, "end": 1475.7600000000002, "text": " question though. Oh my gosh, I'm glad you asked. Basically, how do I, when you first"}, {"start": 1475.7600000000002, "end": 1481.3200000000002, "text": " make this class, you kind of start by having this root, so you throw out these"}, {"start": 1481.32, "end": 1487.9199999999998, "text": " vines right and they don't do that much damage but you only have four out at a"}, {"start": 1487.9199999999998, "end": 1491.7, "text": " time and that's essentially your bullshit right is keeping these four vines out"}, {"start": 1491.7, "end": 1498.6, "text": " but then you got this talent down here I just got it. Storm and plants deal 50%"}, {"start": 1498.6, "end": 1508.52, "text": " more damage cost 50% less but also have 75% less duration so now I have this now"}, {"start": 1508.52, "end": 1513.28, "text": " Now I can't keep out four vines at a time because they don't last long enough."}, {"start": 1513.28, "end": 1520.36, "text": " Essentially this is now a spammable spell, and it does a lot of damage."}, {"start": 1520.36, "end": 1524.36, "text": " Before you would put four of these vines out and you would just be waiting, because if"}, {"start": 1524.36, "end": 1527.36, "text": " you put another one out it just takes the other one away, it's done."}, {"start": 1527.36, "end": 1532.6399999999999, "text": " So you put these four vines out, and then I right click, and it puts down this thunderstorm."}, {"start": 1532.6399999999999, "end": 1537.72, "text": " I have an expensive skin, it's not a big deal, it's widescreen."}, {"start": 1537.72, "end": 1541.52, "text": " with the vines, that's why they're bleared. They're actually chains, it's kind of cool."}, {"start": 1541.52, "end": 1548.72, "text": " So right click, thunderstorm, put the vines down. The thunderstorm makes plants overgrow."}, {"start": 1548.72, "end": 1557.4, "text": " I don't know what that means, but I did take some node where, or no, I took a skill gem"}, {"start": 1557.4, "end": 1562.52, "text": " called Accelerated Growth, supports plant skills causing them to trigger an explosion"}, {"start": 1562.52, "end": 1565.32, "text": " after they have been overgrown."}, {"start": 1565.32, "end": 1567.04, "text": " I don't have damage numbers."}, {"start": 1567.04, "end": 1571.56, "text": " I don't know what the fuck this looks like, but I do know that when I water my plants,"}, {"start": 1571.56, "end": 1573.72, "text": " it's a good thing."}, {"start": 1573.72, "end": 1574.72, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 1574.72, "end": 1575.72, "text": " For me."}, {"start": 1575.72, "end": 1577.8, "text": " All I know."}, {"start": 1577.8, "end": 1579.92, "text": " Hover over overgrown."}, {"start": 1579.92, "end": 1582.52, "text": " Plants overgrown to gain power..."}, {"start": 1582.52, "end": 1583.52, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 1583.52, "end": 1584.52, "text": " Can't..."}, {"start": 1584.52, "end": 1585.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1585.52, "end": 1593.84, "text": " Can't, okay, plants can be overgrown to gain power in ways detailed on the plant skill."}, {"start": 1593.84, "end": 1598.8799999999999, "text": " So let's hover over this."}, {"start": 1598.8799999999999, "end": 1602.62, "text": " Overgrown fissures expire 25% slower."}, {"start": 1602.62, "end": 1604.82, "text": " So they last longer."}, {"start": 1604.82, "end": 1606.84, "text": " So let's put a lightning storm down."}, {"start": 1606.84, "end": 1612.02, "text": " See, I've got all four of them out, and they're still disappearing."}, {"start": 1612.02, "end": 1613.8, "text": " So there's that."}, {"start": 1613.8, "end": 1617.1599999999999, "text": " It's really the whole build, it's plants and lightning."}, {"start": 1617.1599999999999, "end": 1619.24, "text": " The other stuff I have is just bullshit."}, {"start": 1619.24, "end": 1623.8799999999999, "text": " Like I've got this frostbomb, okay my bindings are different."}, {"start": 1623.8799999999999, "end": 1629.28, "text": " Fuck, how did I bind things upstairs when I was playing?"}, {"start": 1629.28, "end": 1631.28, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 1631.28, "end": 1634.24, "text": " Okay, this should be V."}, {"start": 1634.24, "end": 1636.24, "text": " Seven."}, {"start": 1636.24, "end": 1638.24, "text": " Eight."}, {"start": 1638.24, "end": 1640.24, "text": " Nine."}, {"start": 1640.24, "end": 1642.24, "text": " Eight."}, {"start": 1642.24, "end": 1644.24, "text": " 8, 9."}, {"start": 1648.44, "end": 1651.24, "text": " Maybe this should be E instead. Yeah, that's fine."}, {"start": 1652.76, "end": 1654.76, "text": " Save, close. Okay."}, {"start": 1655.2, "end": 1661.24, "text": " The only other thing I do on this character, I have Frostbomb. This just takes away resistances if I ever care,"}, {"start": 1661.24, "end": 1665.16, "text": " but I'm probably gonna stop hitting it. And then you got this bone storm, which"}, {"start": 1666.36, "end": 1670.68, "text": " it's just really OP. You charge it up and use dump insane damage."}, {"start": 1670.68, "end": 1677.3200000000002, "text": " probably gonna stop using it now that I can stem my vines and then you've got"}, {"start": 1677.3200000000002, "end": 1680.64, "text": " contagion which is a dot and it just it's good for just clearing waves of"}, {"start": 1680.64, "end": 1684.6000000000001, "text": " mobs probably gonna stop using it"}, {"start": 1688.16, "end": 1693.3600000000001, "text": " that's it oh and then I have pounds for mobility that's just a mobility thing"}, {"start": 1693.3600000000001, "end": 1702.64, "text": " That's all built. Click the arrow near the DPS on the gem for details. Well,"}, {"start": 1702.64, "end": 1709.72, "text": " Bonesorm has 1400 DPS. Intangles seems to only be 300."}, {"start": 1709.72, "end": 1720.72, "text": " Is it the number is very low?"}, {"start": 1720.72, "end": 1723.44, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1723.44, "end": 1729.1200000000001, "text": " Rune Prism."}, {"start": 1729.1200000000001, "end": 1730.1200000000001, "text": " So hold on."}, {"start": 1730.1200000000001, "end": 1736.28, "text": " One thing I'm realizing, when I played my Monk, there was like a time where I talked to some"}, {"start": 1736.28, "end": 1738.42, "text": " fucker and he had me like go back to the"}, {"start": 1738.42, "end": 1741.62, "text": " Gressel tree and I like went under it I"}, {"start": 1741.62, "end": 1745.2, "text": " haven't done that on this guy yet I don't"}, {"start": 1745.2, "end": 1749.0, "text": " know why because I missed something"}, {"start": 1749.0, "end": 1751.56, "text": " important"}, {"start": 1756.36, "end": 1760.6399999999999, "text": " you probably missed it those are a"}, {"start": 1760.6399999999999, "end": 1762.3999999999999, "text": " compound woman a different league and I"}, {"start": 1762.4, "end": 1763.9, "text": " I'm in like a thingamajig."}, {"start": 1766.9, "end": 1768.9, "text": " Yeah, maybe I should go back and figure that out."}, {"start": 1792.4, "end": 1806.4, "text": " The rune secret quest at the bottom."}, {"start": 1806.4, "end": 1808.6000000000001, "text": " Search Keth for rune stones."}, {"start": 1808.6000000000001, "end": 1822.3600000000001, "text": " So it wants me to go to Keth?"}, {"start": 1822.3600000000001, "end": 1823.7600000000002, "text": " Yeah, fuck it, I should do this now."}, {"start": 1827.5200000000002, "end": 1829.2, "text": " It is a count-wide progress."}, {"start": 1830.44, "end": 1832.2, "text": " But, I'm in a private league."}, {"start": 1833.0000000000002, "end": 1834.72, "text": " Do you think that would still count?"}, {"start": 1843.6000000000001, "end": 1845.88, "text": " Oh, then no, yeah, I'm in a private league, so definitely no."}, {"start": 1845.88, "end": 1856.16, "text": " So how do I get there?"}, {"start": 1856.16, "end": 1857.16, "text": " Search Keth."}, {"start": 1857.16, "end": 1860.16, "text": " Where is Keth?"}, {"start": 1860.16, "end": 1864.16, "text": " Oh, each act has a separate rune-seeker question."}, {"start": 1864.16, "end": 1866.72, "text": " Okay, so I need to go back to act one straight up then."}, {"start": 1866.72, "end": 1869.68, "text": " How do I do that?"}, {"start": 1869.68, "end": 1875.72, "text": " Can I waypoint back there?"}, {"start": 1875.72, "end": 1877.72, "text": " Act 1."}, {"start": 1877.72, "end": 1882.22, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1882.22, "end": 1896.28, "text": " This is it!"}, {"start": 1896.28, "end": 1897.28, "text": " Overleveled."}, {"start": 1897.28, "end": 1898.28, "text": " Immensely."}, {"start": 1898.28, "end": 1910.28, "text": " So I assume I'm looking for- oh, this is literally what I'm looking for, the three big rune stone killers."}, {"start": 1920.28, "end": 1922.28, "text": " The thing is, I did this."}, {"start": 1928.28, "end": 1930.28, "text": " I did it"}, {"start": 1934.76, "end": 1938.1399999999999, "text": " Okay, now I go back to the grow little fucking can you TP me bitch"}, {"start": 1943.8, "end": 1947.18, "text": " There are multiple in this area"}, {"start": 1947.18, "end": 1959.54, "text": " It's no loop filter intentional yes people said it didn't really matter early game I"}, {"start": 1959.54, "end": 1961.54, "text": " I don't need a leap filter."}, {"start": 1980.54, "end": 1982.54, "text": " Now this is WT through this shit."}, {"start": 1982.54, "end": 1989.6599999999999, "text": " God contagion is enough to kill them by the way"}, {"start": 1989.6599999999999, "end": 1995.6599999999999, "text": " God"}, {"start": 1995.6599999999999, "end": 2010.3799999999999, "text": " Hello I opened you"}, {"start": 2010.38, "end": 2025.46, "text": " Skill Gem 4."}, {"start": 2025.46, "end": 2028.5, "text": " Unearthed plus Contagion Fox."}, {"start": 2028.5, "end": 2040.78, "text": " I like plants."}, {"start": 2040.78, "end": 2047.74, "text": " So are you not able to do the old league bullshit where like you would fill up that red circle?"}, {"start": 2047.74, "end": 2051.86, "text": " That's just like a mechanic that's thrown away and not used anymore?"}, {"start": 2051.86, "end": 2053.98, "text": " Don't be wrong."}, {"start": 2053.98, "end": 2055.18, "text": " I fucking hated that."}, {"start": 2055.18, "end": 2056.18, "text": " I hated it."}, {"start": 2056.18, "end": 2057.18, "text": " I didn't like it."}, {"start": 2057.18, "end": 2059.18, "text": " But I'm as curious what they do with me."}, {"start": 2060.46, "end": 2062.46, "text": " That starts in Act 3 now."}, {"start": 2063.96, "end": 2064.96, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 2065.98, "end": 2066.98, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 2071.62, "end": 2074.12, "text": " I keep hearing that people hate Act 3."}, {"start": 2074.12, "end": 2088.46, "text": " look at the reason it's better it's nice fucked act 3 it's just hard act 3 is"}, {"start": 2088.46, "end": 2096.22, "text": " ass well be a contrarian and love it it seems like it's 5050 right now it's"}, {"start": 2096.22, "end": 2098.22, "text": " better than act 2"}, {"start": 2098.2200000000003, "end": 2099.34, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 2099.34, "end": 2100.34, "text": " Hey, dude."}, {"start": 2100.34, "end": 2110.0600000000004, "text": " Best we get a move on soon, eh?"}, {"start": 2110.0600000000004, "end": 2113.0600000000004, "text": " So wait, did I win?"}, {"start": 2113.0600000000004, "end": 2118.0600000000004, "text": " Clapper, travel to the Clearfell encampment, okay?"}, {"start": 2118.0600000000004, "end": 2122.0600000000004, "text": " I guess I just talk to him back here then?"}, {"start": 2122.0600000000004, "end": 2123.0600000000004, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 2123.06, "end": 2134.86, "text": " Man, this whole time I haven't been getting Verusium, I don't think."}, {"start": 2134.86, "end": 2139.82, "text": " No, I have been."}, {"start": 2139.82, "end": 2141.22, "text": " I've got 258."}, {"start": 2141.22, "end": 2144.22, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 2144.2200000000003, "end": 2153.82, "text": " All right, well now I can leave and go to act two again, right?"}, {"start": 2153.82, "end": 2154.82, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 2154.82, "end": 2155.82, "text": " Waypoint."}, {"start": 2155.82, "end": 2162.6200000000003, "text": " No, I want to be able to use the angle, fuck, okay."}, {"start": 2162.6200000000003, "end": 2169.6200000000003, "text": " Dang it."}, {"start": 2169.6200000000003, "end": 2171.6200000000003, "text": " On what?"}, {"start": 2171.62, "end": 2175.14, "text": " Reforges any non-unique armor to grant a runic ward."}, {"start": 2177.6, "end": 2178.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2186.7, "end": 2187.7799999999997, "text": " Sure, whatever."}, {"start": 2188.74, "end": 2189.58, "text": " Armor?"}, {"start": 2196.3399999999997, "end": 2197.42, "text": " Did it not do something?"}, {"start": 2197.42, "end": 2200.7, "text": " Rope cuffs plus 15 max life plus 15% cold resist?"}, {"start": 2201.62, "end": 2207.3399999999997, "text": " oh no that's the guide that's what that top left thing is well I completed the"}, {"start": 2207.3399999999997, "end": 2210.1, "text": " quest who cares"}, {"start": 2210.22, "end": 2220.62, "text": " it's all I give you support gem 2 man I really am sad that I haven't gotten any"}, {"start": 2220.62, "end": 2227.9, "text": " like third gem slots for any of my spells are all sitting at fucking 2 man"}, {"start": 2231.62, "end": 2233.62, "text": " I'm just gonna put these away."}, {"start": 2233.62, "end": 2235.62, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2235.62, "end": 2239.62, "text": " Oh my god, I have one right in my inventory. Am I fucking brain dead?"}, {"start": 2240.62, "end": 2243.62, "text": " Bang! Okay."}, {"start": 2245.62, "end": 2247.62, "text": " Gem, I don't know when did I get that?"}, {"start": 2247.62, "end": 2250.62, "text": " Oh shit, what do I get in the guide? Reading?"}, {"start": 2252.62, "end": 2254.62, "text": " Does it tell you?"}, {"start": 2254.62, "end": 2260.62, "text": " Accelerated growth, Zenith 2, and branching fissures."}, {"start": 2261.62, "end": 2270.58, "text": " branching fissures well that's a support gem 3"}, {"start": 2272.9, "end": 2279.3199999999997, "text": " supported skills fissures branch two times support skills branch fissures"}, {"start": 2279.3199999999997, "end": 2282.74, "text": " deal 40% less damage"}, {"start": 2283.8599999999997, "end": 2287.06, "text": " does it mean by that"}, {"start": 2291.62, "end": 2296.02, "text": " Okay, I know I see support skills which create fish on the ground causing them to create additional"}, {"start": 2296.7799999999997, "end": 2298.7799999999997, "text": " secondary fishers. I understand"}, {"start": 2299.18, "end": 2301.18, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 2302.06, "end": 2304.06, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 2304.14, "end": 2307.22, "text": " Honestly, I feel like upheavals really good"}, {"start": 2310.7799999999997, "end": 2312.7799999999997, "text": " Well, maybe not"}, {"start": 2312.78, "end": 2319.7000000000003, "text": " Cause like, I can only have four vines out at a time."}, {"start": 2319.7000000000003, "end": 2321.94, "text": " This would make it to where I cast two at a time."}, {"start": 2321.94, "end": 2328.46, "text": " It would lower the damage, but I would get them out quicker."}, {"start": 2328.46, "end": 2329.86, "text": " Maybe prolonged duration?"}, {"start": 2329.86, "end": 2333.6200000000003, "text": " Pin is good?"}, {"start": 2333.6200000000003, "end": 2338.02, "text": " Yeah, fuck it."}, {"start": 2338.02, "end": 2339.02, "text": " I'll take pin."}, {"start": 2339.02, "end": 2340.02, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 2340.02, "end": 2342.2599999999998, "text": " I guess it doesn't matter until I get what I actually want."}, {"start": 2350.9, "end": 2351.94, "text": " You have to stun somehow."}, {"start": 2354.1, "end": 2358.5, "text": " Maybe one day. Back to... I am going to..."}, {"start": 2358.5, "end": 2359.5, "text": " to..."}, {"start": 2359.5, "end": 2360.5, "text": " Astodian."}, {"start": 2360.5, "end": 2370.38, "text": " Oh, back here."}, {"start": 2370.38, "end": 2373.9, "text": " Did you kill the Crow-Bell bird in Act 1 for 2 Passives?"}, {"start": 2373.9, "end": 2374.9, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2374.9, "end": 2379.9, "text": " I killed all the bosses in Act 1."}, {"start": 2379.9, "end": 2382.9, "text": " Act 1 is done."}, {"start": 2382.9, "end": 2386.9, "text": " Oh, hello."}, {"start": 2386.9, "end": 2388.9, "text": " Oh, hello."}, {"start": 2397.9, "end": 2399.9, "text": " Did I really am fucking plant, man?"}, {"start": 2404.9, "end": 2406.9, "text": " I don't even know where 90% of my damage is coming from."}, {"start": 2407.9, "end": 2409.9, "text": " Damage is throwing out these vines and shit just flops."}, {"start": 2409.9, "end": 2416.9, "text": " It did look like you missed something."}, {"start": 2416.9, "end": 2419.9, "text": " Did it?"}, {"start": 2427.9, "end": 2429.9, "text": " Actually, wait."}, {"start": 2429.9, "end": 2430.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2430.9, "end": 2435.9, "text": " Just say maybe I missed some of this missile bullshit, but the missile is here."}, {"start": 2435.9, "end": 2436.9, "text": " I got a wand."}, {"start": 2441.12, "end": 2441.62, "text": " Eh."}, {"start": 2448.14, "end": 2449.34, "text": " Okay, checking on the map."}, {"start": 2453.42, "end": 2456.42, "text": " I missed some type of box here. Does that matter though?"}, {"start": 2457.38, "end": 2458.1800000000003, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2459.1800000000003, "end": 2462.62, "text": " The guy asked if I killed the crowbell and I straight up didn't kill the crowbell."}, {"start": 2465.9, "end": 2470.9, "text": " I was confident that I did too."}, {"start": 2470.9, "end": 2478.42, "text": " Alright, I'll go back after I finish this map, this is Morty here."}, {"start": 2478.42, "end": 2479.98, "text": " I lied to him."}, {"start": 2479.98, "end": 2480.98, "text": " To his face."}, {"start": 2480.98, "end": 2485.26, "text": " Whoa, what was that?"}, {"start": 2485.26, "end": 2492.26, "text": " the damage that's been a cast beat in trash."}, {"start": 2499.0600000000004, "end": 2502.86, "text": " How do you like Druid?"}, {"start": 2502.86, "end": 2509.86, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 2509.9, "end": 2512.5, "text": " He loves it."}, {"start": 2512.5, "end": 2514.5, "text": " You'll fly tomorrow, maybe."}, {"start": 2524.26, "end": 2527.38, "text": " Lightless passage. I don't think I want to go through there yet. Isn't there like a..."}, {"start": 2533.06, "end": 2535.06, "text": " No, I think I do want to go there."}, {"start": 2542.5, "end": 2545.7, "text": " Oh, this is the invincible shit. I gotta do this."}, {"start": 2547.38, "end": 2549.06, "text": " I'm just trying WP to the end."}, {"start": 2572.5, "end": 2577.5, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 2577.5, "end": 2587.5, "text": " Damn, more yellows."}, {"start": 2587.5, "end": 2592.5, "text": " Okay, staff."}, {"start": 2592.5, "end": 2597.5, "text": " What weapon does the guy want me to look for?"}, {"start": 2597.5, "end": 2598.5, "text": " Voltaic stabs."}, {"start": 2598.5, "end": 2599.5, "text": " Why voltaic?"}, {"start": 2599.5, "end": 2600.5, "text": " Is there a reason?"}, {"start": 2600.5, "end": 2604.5, "text": " Or is it just what he picked in the guide, and it doesn't actually matter?"}, {"start": 2604.5, "end": 2607.5, "text": " It's more about the aphix, as I feel like."}, {"start": 2613.5, "end": 2615.5, "text": " You just got one. It does not matter? Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 2615.5, "end": 2618.5, "text": " So the type of staff doesn't actually matter."}, {"start": 2618.5, "end": 2621.5, "text": " It's all about just getting the right aphixes on it."}, {"start": 2630.5, "end": 2637.5, "text": " It does matter, sigil of power in this half."}, {"start": 2637.5, "end": 2642.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2642.5, "end": 2649.5, "text": " Alright, fine."}, {"start": 2649.5, "end": 2675.68, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 2675.68, "end": 2676.8799999999997, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 2686.68, "end": 2688.08, "text": " I think that's good."}, {"start": 2692.58, "end": 2693.18, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 2702.48, "end": 2703.68, "text": " I don't know if it's good or not."}, {"start": 2703.68, "end": 2706.68, "text": " Holy, I don't know if it's good. I don't know if it is either."}, {"start": 2706.68, "end": 2710.68, "text": " Right? Cause like if you look at mine, mine's plus one level to all spells."}, {"start": 2710.68, "end": 2714.68, "text": " And then my off hand is plus one level to all spells."}, {"start": 2714.68, "end": 2718.68, "text": " 41% increased spell physicals. So that will buff my thorns."}, {"start": 2718.68, "end": 2722.68, "text": " And then 36. So 36 plus 41."}, {"start": 2722.68, "end": 2726.68, "text": " 76."}, {"start": 2726.68, "end": 2730.68, "text": " So 77, right?"}, {"start": 2730.68, "end": 2733.44, "text": " You got 77% increased ammo."}, {"start": 2733.44, "end": 2734.8799999999997, "text": " Compared DPS sheet?"}, {"start": 2734.8799999999997, "end": 2736.04, "text": " Alright, let's go here."}, {"start": 2736.04, "end": 2737.04, "text": " Let's try it."}, {"start": 2737.04, "end": 2741.08, "text": " Actually, first, maybe I go home."}, {"start": 2741.08, "end": 2745.44, "text": " Salvation, clean out my inventory."}, {"start": 2745.44, "end": 2747.08, "text": " See what's going on here."}, {"start": 2747.08, "end": 2752.2, "text": " Identify my shit dog."}, {"start": 2752.2, "end": 2758.3599999999997, "text": " Okay, nothing to salvage, so it's a spam cell angle."}, {"start": 2758.36, "end": 2768.36, "text": " That's a fire wand, trash."}, {"start": 2768.36, "end": 2781.84, "text": " I think this is already 73% increased spell damage."}, {"start": 2781.84, "end": 2785.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2785.56, "end": 2791.48, "text": " So bone storm right now is 1,400 DPS."}, {"start": 2791.48, "end": 2807.36, "text": " Now it's 1,100 DPS, 243 DPS on entangle."}, {"start": 2807.36, "end": 2811.64, "text": " Now it's 297."}, {"start": 2811.64, "end": 2820.0, "text": " So maybe I should look at Thunderstorm, considering this is all some Thunderstarch shit."}, {"start": 2820.0, "end": 2831.7999999999997, "text": " Huh, yeah, I don't think it's good."}, {"start": 2831.7999999999997, "end": 2834.2799999999997, "text": " Plet Skills is 2-0-p."}, {"start": 2834.2799999999997, "end": 2840.8799999999997, "text": " Yeah, I actually don't think I care about this stuff."}, {"start": 2840.88, "end": 2845.88, "text": " Let's put it away."}, {"start": 2845.88, "end": 2852.1, "text": " Well, that's disappointing and sad."}, {"start": 2852.1, "end": 2854.28, "text": " It also cast Spark."}, {"start": 2854.28, "end": 2855.44, "text": " It did do something like that."}, {"start": 2855.44, "end": 2866.8, "text": " I just don't think I care."}, {"start": 2866.8, "end": 2875.6000000000004, "text": " in the vendor for some crazy shit. Okay, so the chiming, what the guide wants me to have"}, {"start": 2875.6000000000004, "end": 2891.6000000000004, "text": " is... I thought I wanted to have Sigil of Power. What? Oh, it does. Chiming of Power"}, {"start": 2891.6, "end": 2911.48, "text": " at end game. So it gives me sigil of power. Interesting. Here's the spell. Plays as a"}, {"start": 2911.48, "end": 2916.04, "text": " sigil on the ground providing a spell damage buff to you and allies while standing in it."}, {"start": 2916.04, "end": 2922.5, "text": " The buff becomes more powerful, the more many you spend while standing in the sigil."}, {"start": 2922.5, "end": 2926.7, "text": " Buff grants 11% more spell damage per stage."}, {"start": 2926.7, "end": 2934.5, "text": " There's 4, so it goes up to 44% more spell damage, that's pretty crazy."}, {"start": 2934.5, "end": 2938.74, "text": " And you reach max stage in 4 seconds."}, {"start": 2938.74, "end": 2940.74, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2940.74, "end": 2944.2599999999998, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 2944.2599999999998, "end": 2945.2599999999998, "text": " And it's more un-crazy."}, {"start": 2945.26, "end": 2946.1000000000004, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 2949.5, "end": 2951.0, "text": " Pretty nuts."}, {"start": 2951.0, "end": 2951.84, "text": " Maybe one day."}, {"start": 2963.82, "end": 2965.32, "text": " I gotta keep finishing the abyss."}, {"start": 2975.26, "end": 2989.1400000000003, "text": " Nice, this motherfucker not taking any damage."}, {"start": 2989.1400000000003, "end": 2992.1400000000003, "text": " What is going on with this bitch?"}, {"start": 2992.1400000000003, "end": 2995.1400000000003, "text": " Die motherfucker!"}, {"start": 3025.14, "end": 3041.14, "text": " Coming through. Okay, another yellow. I swear my plants actually don't hurt them or something."}, {"start": 3041.14, "end": 3047.3399999999997, "text": " Like they're... and then all of a sudden they take so much damage. I don't even know..."}, {"start": 3047.34, "end": 3049.34, "text": " Do they have like an immunity timer or something?"}, {"start": 3051.84, "end": 3053.34, "text": " Thank you, XXGuzz?"}, {"start": 3055.04, "end": 3056.34, "text": " It has an invulnerable stage."}, {"start": 3056.84, "end": 3057.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3057.94, "end": 3058.84, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 3059.84, "end": 3062.04, "text": " Shield? No, I saw the shield go down."}, {"start": 3070.54, "end": 3072.04, "text": " The Well of Souls. Here we are."}, {"start": 3077.34, "end": 3094.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3094.34, "end": 3099.34, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 3107.34, "end": 3112.34, "text": " Desicrates a rare weapon or quiver. Do I want to use this on my weapon?"}, {"start": 3116.34, "end": 3122.34, "text": " Forget what happens, doesn't it like remove a random affix and you get to choose what it is? So it could fuck me."}, {"start": 3122.34, "end": 3126.36, "text": " I could lose plus one level to spell 50% chance. I"}, {"start": 3127.92, "end": 3132.04, "text": " Don't want to lose spell physical and I don't want to lose plus one level to spells"}, {"start": 3137.1000000000004, "end": 3140.3, "text": " You have open affix oh it just adds"}, {"start": 3152.34, "end": 3159.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3159.34, "end": 3167.34, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 3167.34, "end": 3179.9, "text": " Gained 13% damage as extra fire damage."}, {"start": 3179.9, "end": 3180.9, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 3180.9, "end": 3182.9, "text": " Does it have napkins I can throw on there?"}, {"start": 3196.34, "end": 3198.34, "text": " Wait, now it removes."}, {"start": 3204.02, "end": 3206.02, "text": " Oh, I put this here. Oh no."}, {"start": 3210.9, "end": 3228.8, "text": " okay fuck now I'm gambling oh no I'm an idiot what I'm good am I good what do"}, {"start": 3228.8, "end": 3238.92, "text": " What did they remove?"}, {"start": 3238.92, "end": 3239.92, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 3239.92, "end": 3240.92, "text": " Six is the max."}, {"start": 3240.92, "end": 3241.92, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3241.92, "end": 3242.92, "text": " Reveal."}, {"start": 3242.92, "end": 3253.28, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 3253.28, "end": 3257.6800000000003, "text": " I think we take the spell damage, right?"}, {"start": 3257.6800000000003, "end": 3262.6800000000003, "text": " Then gain is better, really?"}, {"start": 3269.6800000000003, "end": 3271.6800000000003, "text": " Touched. Okay."}, {"start": 3272.6800000000003, "end": 3275.6800000000003, "text": " Extra damage, think of it as a more? Okay."}, {"start": 3287.6800000000003, "end": 3288.6400000000003, "text": " Okay, search cat."}, {"start": 3290.5600000000004, "end": 3291.76, "text": " I think that's it, okay?"}, {"start": 3292.2400000000002, "end": 3294.4, "text": " Find something that can be placed in the altar."}, {"start": 3296.32, "end": 3297.36, "text": " Well, that's something else."}, {"start": 3297.84, "end": 3298.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3298.6400000000003, "end": 3300.2400000000002, "text": " Nothing you can have."}, {"start": 3302.88, "end": 3306.0000000000005, "text": " Total three free vixen, three foxes, hold alt and item to see it."}, {"start": 3312.4, "end": 3314.9600000000005, "text": " So you have 13 more of fire and lightning now."}, {"start": 3314.96, "end": 3321.98, "text": " yeah 30% extra fire damage 13% extra lightning damage it's a lot of"}, {"start": 3321.98, "end": 3329.62, "text": " elemental bullshit honestly maybe I should w key to this node"}, {"start": 3329.66, "end": 3332.94, "text": " am I crazy"}, {"start": 3339.02, "end": 3343.2200000000003, "text": " what's the build say the build says to get this is just a matter of when do I"}, {"start": 3343.2200000000003, "end": 3359.2200000000003, "text": " I get this. Wait, it tells me to go 20% increased physical damage? With that? Okay, no, it still"}, {"start": 3359.2200000000003, "end": 3365.0600000000004, "text": " buffs the spells, I see. Interesting."}, {"start": 3365.06, "end": 3370.06, "text": " Who goes there? Brows as long as warm nights."}, {"start": 3370.06, "end": 3380.06, "text": " Hmm? Hmm? I shall warm nights."}, {"start": 3380.06, "end": 3382.06, "text": " Warm nights."}, {"start": 3390.06, "end": 3393.06, "text": " What do I put on raven and swarm? Any other thingamajigs?"}, {"start": 3393.06, "end": 3405.7, "text": " Pro long duration and rapid casting."}, {"start": 3405.7, "end": 3407.9, "text": " Where's ravenous swarm?"}, {"start": 3407.9, "end": 3413.7799999999997, "text": " Where's ravenous swarm?"}, {"start": 3413.7799999999997, "end": 3414.7799999999997, "text": " Where's ravenous swarm?"}, {"start": 3414.7799999999997, "end": 3415.7799999999997, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3415.78, "end": 3419.78, "text": " Does it not talk about this?"}, {"start": 3427.78, "end": 3431.78, "text": " I mean, Act 2, it has corrosion, but like..."}, {"start": 3431.78, "end": 3435.78, "text": " What other fucking support gems do I put in this?"}, {"start": 3439.78, "end": 3443.78, "text": " Oh, wait, I think you drop it for blasphemy, that's why."}, {"start": 3445.78, "end": 3451.78, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 3451.78, "end": 3455.78, "text": " I didn't realize blast for me was like some other bullshit."}, {"start": 3455.78, "end": 3461.78, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 3461.78, "end": 3464.1200000000003, "text": " Fuck it, magnified area, deadly poison."}, {"start": 3476.1200000000003, "end": 3476.92, "text": " Oh, give a fuck."}, {"start": 3477.48, "end": 3479.1600000000003, "text": " I see I'm shitting on everything already."}, {"start": 3480.0400000000004, "end": 3481.0800000000004, "text": " Uh, waypoint."}, {"start": 3491.78, "end": 3515.7000000000003, "text": " What the fuck, what?"}, {"start": 3515.7000000000003, "end": 3519.46, "text": " Okay I think I need to find the bone pits, I think the light list."}, {"start": 3519.46, "end": 3525.26, "text": " I think there's two different paths you can take here, and I found Lightless, so I gotta find the other."}, {"start": 3531.2, "end": 3534.68, "text": " I'm like still not understanding the fucking map that well."}, {"start": 3534.6800000000003, "end": 3535.6800000000003, "text": " Take it back!"}, {"start": 3547.3, "end": 3551.32, "text": " Unique Jewelry, three exalted orbs."}, {"start": 3552.0800000000004, "end": 3553.0800000000004, "text": " Oooooh."}, {"start": 3554.34, "end": 3556.42, "text": " It's gotta be a unique jewelry, right?"}, {"start": 3564.6800000000003, "end": 3580.2000000000003, "text": " did I fucking gamble a unique offhand yesterday and it gave me a fucking offhand that increases"}, {"start": 3580.2000000000003, "end": 3585.6800000000003, "text": " minion damage increases minion resistance increases minion attack speed and I went to"}, {"start": 3585.6800000000003, "end": 3590.8, "text": " my chest to like put this fucking artifact away and there's like 20 different unique"}, {"start": 3590.8, "end": 3596.32, "text": " off hands in the game and I think I rolled the lowest worst possible off hand it"}, {"start": 3596.32, "end": 3603.36, "text": " could have gave me actually he actually can't get worse"}, {"start": 3606.0800000000004, "end": 3613.6000000000004, "text": " so let's see what happens again worst possible one"}, {"start": 3613.6, "end": 3619.96, "text": " fuck yeah plus 14 strength amber amulet"}, {"start": 3619.96, "end": 3625.96, "text": " ancient secrets laid bare"}, {"start": 3634.16, "end": 3637.2799999999997, "text": " better than yours mine gives 8% increased spell damage"}, {"start": 3637.2799999999997, "end": 3642.88, "text": " but life lasts game 0.2 charges per second"}, {"start": 3642.88, "end": 3648.88, "text": " I mean 8% is nothing true."}, {"start": 3651.88, "end": 3654.88, "text": " Ugh. Ooh, town point, no way."}, {"start": 3656.88, "end": 3661.88, "text": " Oh fuck, I still need it. I still actually have to go back to act one and kill that one boss."}, {"start": 3667.88, "end": 3668.88, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 3672.88, "end": 3690.1600000000003, "text": " Congrats with trash unique one of two thousand trash Unique Uniques dude even my chest piece"}, {"start": 3690.16, "end": 3697.16, "text": " man. 150% bonus armor and inflict bleeding or something."}, {"start": 3703.72, "end": 3707.22, "text": " I guess inflict bleeding on head."}, {"start": 3707.22, "end": 3714.22, "text": " Is that good for me?"}, {"start": 3720.16, "end": 3728.1, "text": " It actually might most spells are not hits so my plants aren't hits"}, {"start": 3736.56, "end": 3742.3799999999997, "text": " By the way, that's my other unique the only unique I've gotten in Path of Exile so far"}, {"start": 3743.24, "end": 3746.18, "text": " In my entire path of exile to career"}, {"start": 3746.68, "end": 3748.68, "text": " of Act 1 and 2"}, {"start": 3748.6800000000003, "end": 3754.1600000000003, "text": " The only uniques I've gotten that have been good have been boots and I really"}, {"start": 3754.1600000000003, "end": 3758.6800000000003, "text": " only care about the fact that they give moves."}, {"start": 3768.0000000000005, "end": 3771.6800000000003, "text": " Their spells hit."}, {"start": 3778.6800000000003, "end": 3780.7400000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3808.6800000000003, "end": 3810.7400000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3838.6800000000003, "end": 3840.7400000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3868.6800000000003, "end": 3870.7400000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3898.6800000000003, "end": 3900.7400000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3928.6800000000003, "end": 3930.7400000000002, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3958.6800000000003, "end": 3968.6800000000003, "text": " Here we go, I have 10 adds that I would socket to a martial weapon staffer armor."}, {"start": 3968.6800000000003, "end": 3970.6800000000003, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 3970.6800000000003, "end": 3972.6800000000003, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 3972.6800000000003, "end": 3975.6800000000003, "text": " And then I go to my runes."}, {"start": 3975.6800000000003, "end": 3977.6800000000003, "text": " What would I want to put in?"}, {"start": 3979.6800000000003, "end": 3981.6800000000003, "text": " Probably the extra physical, right?"}, {"start": 3988.6800000000003, "end": 3990.92, "text": " Wanderstaff, lesser iron runes."}, {"start": 3996.2400000000002, "end": 3997.2400000000002, "text": " Wait, fuck, that's..."}, {"start": 4002.6800000000003, "end": 4003.7200000000003, "text": " Is this energy shield?"}, {"start": 4009.6000000000004, "end": 4010.6000000000004, "text": " Fuuuuck."}, {"start": 4012.32, "end": 4012.82, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 4013.84, "end": 4014.4400000000005, "text": " It's there now."}, {"start": 4015.92, "end": 4016.42, "text": " Moving on."}, {"start": 4018.6800000000003, "end": 4026.84, "text": " You can replace it, it cares."}, {"start": 4026.84, "end": 4037.1600000000003, "text": " Here's bone pits."}, {"start": 4037.1600000000003, "end": 4046.36, "text": " So I am looking for Ekbob in the bone pits, Ekbob."}, {"start": 4046.36, "end": 4052.8, "text": " Whoa, what the hell? Wait, what? Oh."}, {"start": 4052.8, "end": 4062.28, "text": " AIDS girl is now level 31. I'm level 26. How is she so fast?"}, {"start": 4062.28, "end": 4063.28, "text": " I'm gonna have to"}, {"start": 4069.28, "end": 4071.78, "text": " Who? That's uh, her name is AIDS girl"}, {"start": 4083.78, "end": 4085.78, "text": " I don't know what I care about here"}, {"start": 4086.78, "end": 4087.78, "text": " Did she get it from here?"}, {"start": 4087.78, "end": 4092.9, "text": " But we're sitting there making our characters and I named my I named myself vegetable"}, {"start": 4094.34, "end": 4097.18, "text": " And she's like well, I just spread like AIDS"}, {"start": 4099.02, "end": 4105.12, "text": " Like I'm a I do dots like okay, maybe AIDS girl and she typed it in it's like okay"}, {"start": 4107.66, "end": 4111.66, "text": " It worked you doing compagion. I don't know I"}, {"start": 4111.66, "end": 4117.66, "text": " I need that roll it's great."}, {"start": 4117.66, "end": 4119.66, "text": " The class is she."}, {"start": 4119.66, "end": 4121.66, "text": " Witch I think."}, {"start": 4132.66, "end": 4134.66, "text": " The AIDS class."}, {"start": 4141.66, "end": 4146.82, "text": " I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 4146.82, "end": 4171.62, "text": " FYI, late game mapping in party is big loot."}, {"start": 4171.62, "end": 4172.84, "text": " So it's very fun to co-op."}, {"start": 4173.4, "end": 4174.4, "text": " Yeah, we heard about that."}, {"start": 4174.84, "end": 4176.34, "text": " Apparently people are like..."}, {"start": 4177.78, "end": 4181.12, "text": " paying people to AFK in their dungeon,"}, {"start": 4181.74, "end": 4183.34, "text": " so that they can get bonus loot."}, {"start": 4185.54, "end": 4189.68, "text": " So like, someone would pay me to join their group and just AFK."}, {"start": 4191.26, "end": 4192.34, "text": " Literally just be there!"}, {"start": 4192.82, "end": 4194.5, "text": " Because now the loot gets buffed."}, {"start": 4196.099999999999, "end": 4198.38, "text": " Sounds like something LOW players would do. They fucking would!"}, {"start": 4200.0599999999995, "end": 4200.94, "text": " Absolutely!"}, {"start": 4201.62, "end": 4210.62, "text": " You can't do that to your private- Yeah, no, I don't want to do that. I'm just giving an example of what I heard."}, {"start": 4210.62, "end": 4218.62, "text": " I don't know. This is like the top POE2 stuff. I don't know what goes on at the top level of this game."}, {"start": 4218.62, "end": 4220.62, "text": " It's done surprisingly."}, {"start": 4231.62, "end": 4246.7, "text": " that I just missed the one path I"}, {"start": 4246.7, "end": 4247.7, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 4271.7, "end": 4273.7, "text": " Oh, one of these whisks, okay."}, {"start": 4273.7, "end": 4280.98, "text": " Does the I was asking Viki we weren't sure is the color of the wisps matter or is it just cosmetic"}, {"start": 4282.22, "end": 4285.3, "text": " Like sometimes they're yellow sometimes they're green"}, {"start": 4286.7, "end": 4288.7, "text": " Yes, it does. Okay"}, {"start": 4294.62, "end": 4296.62, "text": " What is it signified"}, {"start": 4296.62, "end": 4306.099999999999, "text": " Different color, different loot."}, {"start": 4306.099999999999, "end": 4310.62, "text": " So it changes the loot."}, {"start": 4310.62, "end": 4311.82, "text": " Is it a rarity thing?"}, {"start": 4311.82, "end": 4319.0599999999995, "text": " Like improve the loot or is it a, here's the type of loot."}, {"start": 4319.0599999999995, "end": 4322.86, "text": " Also affects the enemy buff."}, {"start": 4322.86, "end": 4334.86, "text": " Purple equals tanky. Yellow equals fast. Blue equals big damage."}, {"start": 4334.86, "end": 4338.86, "text": " Okay, so it's really not a big deal."}, {"start": 4338.86, "end": 4341.86, "text": " At the end of the day, you just go and you kill it."}, {"start": 4341.86, "end": 4344.86, "text": " You don't know what you're going to get still."}, {"start": 4344.86, "end": 4348.86, "text": " I thought maybe there was like legendary wisdom."}, {"start": 4348.86, "end": 4353.86, "text": " Oh, legendary wisdom. Guarantee legendary drop."}, {"start": 4359.86, "end": 4360.86, "text": " There is."}, {"start": 4369.86, "end": 4371.86, "text": " You down here?"}, {"start": 4378.86, "end": 4396.0599999999995, "text": " Man, I walked right into three of those, didn't I?"}, {"start": 4396.0599999999995, "end": 4397.0599999999995, "text": " Caught him off."}, {"start": 4397.0599999999995, "end": 4398.0599999999995, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 4398.06, "end": 4400.06, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 4400.06, "end": 4402.06, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 4402.06, "end": 4429.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4429.06, "end": 4431.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4455.26, "end": 4457.26, "text": " Tier 2, huh"}, {"start": 4459.06, "end": 4468.660000000001, "text": " I don't what is tier two mean I understand like on gear and I hold all there's like T7"}, {"start": 4468.660000000001, "end": 4476.740000000001, "text": " T6 T4 on the right here is that what tier two has to do with like on this weapon"}, {"start": 4476.74, "end": 4493.0199999999995, "text": " So basically this just has better odds."}, {"start": 4493.0199999999995, "end": 4495.38, "text": " It increases the floor."}, {"start": 4495.38, "end": 4497.179999999999, "text": " Is that essentially what it does?"}, {"start": 4497.18, "end": 4504.18, "text": " it up to the floor of every two, okay."}, {"start": 4513.72, "end": 4519.12, "text": " Anything else here I need to kill? I don't think so."}, {"start": 4519.12, "end": 4520.84, "text": " Maybe your guide will tell you?"}, {"start": 4520.84, "end": 4526.22, "text": " Don't think it does, Gamer."}, {"start": 4526.22, "end": 4528.22, "text": " But I can tell you're upset I'm using a guide."}, {"start": 4541.42, "end": 4544.22, "text": " 9% increased rarity, light radius."}, {"start": 4545.22, "end": 4546.42, "text": " I only care about rarity."}, {"start": 4551.22, "end": 4553.22, "text": " Support gem level 2. Eh."}, {"start": 4556.22, "end": 4570.46, "text": " Wow, Voltaic staff with 107% increased spell dam."}, {"start": 4570.46, "end": 4572.7, "text": " That do be a lot."}, {"start": 4572.7, "end": 4576.9800000000005, "text": " So okay let me ask this."}, {"start": 4576.9800000000005, "end": 4582.34, "text": " So notice that this blue wand has two affixes, right?"}, {"start": 4582.34, "end": 4587.62, "text": " And then this staff only has one."}, {"start": 4587.62, "end": 4588.74, "text": " But they're both blue."}, {"start": 4588.74, "end": 4592.02, "text": " They're both the same rarity."}, {"start": 4592.02, "end": 4597.900000000001, "text": " Can I use...uh..."}, {"start": 4597.900000000001, "end": 4606.1, "text": " Can I use an augmentation on both of them?"}, {"start": 4606.1, "end": 4609.18, "text": " Magic can have up to two affixes."}, {"start": 4609.18, "end": 4619.18, "text": " Okay, so it's locked to having two. Got it. Got it. That's what I wanted to know."}, {"start": 4623.18, "end": 4629.18, "text": " Last thing, definitely not the last thing, but is there a quick way to tell when Gear"}, {"start": 4629.18, "end": 4637.18, "text": " has quality on it so I know to salvage it? Sockets I can easily tell, but the only way I can tell"}, {"start": 4637.18, "end": 4644.58, "text": " is to hover over and then just like look at the top hold an item I mean I'd rather"}, {"start": 4644.58, "end": 4649.02, "text": " just it be there you know I'm saying"}, {"start": 4654.34, "end": 4660.06, "text": " go to the bench and it lights up okay well I kind of want to know when I'm"}, {"start": 4660.06, "end": 4663.22, "text": " like looting gear you know I'm saying"}, {"start": 4667.18, "end": 4672.5, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 4672.5, "end": 4674.820000000001, "text": " Bench first when going to town, so you just go loot filter."}, {"start": 4674.820000000001, "end": 4677.780000000001, "text": " It says superior in the name."}, {"start": 4677.780000000001, "end": 4678.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4678.9400000000005, "end": 4682.9800000000005, "text": " I guess that can tell you when you're like looting stuff, it just says superior."}, {"start": 4682.9800000000005, "end": 4683.9800000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4683.9800000000005, "end": 4684.9800000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4684.9800000000005, "end": 4685.9800000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4685.9800000000005, "end": 4686.9800000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4686.9800000000005, "end": 4707.240000000001, "text": " why does this blue wand have four affixes I thought y'all said blue could only have"}, {"start": 4707.24, "end": 4736.0199999999995, "text": " two. Oh! Hold ALT, it has, you're right. Huh. Two hybrid roles. Okay, so it's split"}, {"start": 4736.02, "end": 4739.02, "text": " the roles in half"}, {"start": 4739.02, "end": 4746.02, "text": " got it"}, {"start": 4746.26, "end": 4747.34, "text": " she's confusing"}, {"start": 4747.34, "end": 4750.38, "text": " uh... again i don't know how the fuck you figure this shit out without watching a"}, {"start": 4750.38, "end": 4753.740000000001, "text": " five-hour explanation video or something"}, {"start": 4753.740000000001, "end": 4760.740000000001, "text": " really don't know"}, {"start": 4761.580000000001, "end": 4764.860000000001, "text": " you just look at it so easy stupid fucking idiot"}, {"start": 4764.86, "end": 4769.98, "text": " Stupid fucking streamer. So dumb. I do not get it. I get it dumb"}, {"start": 4771.38, "end": 4774.98, "text": " Just not smart like me. I'm smart. I'm the genius"}, {"start": 4775.74, "end": 4777.74, "text": " You just can't handle it"}, {"start": 4779.44, "end": 4782.38, "text": " That's that's how y'all sounded"}, {"start": 4785.139999999999, "end": 4789.48, "text": " I need to do act one I missed a boss up here"}, {"start": 4794.86, "end": 4798.86, "text": " How'd you learn WoW without a guide?"}, {"start": 4798.86, "end": 4808.86, "text": " Well, to be fair, when I learned World of Warcraft, I was using the arrow keys to move."}, {"start": 4808.86, "end": 4830.62, "text": " Everyone was like playing at a sale pace and it was okay."}, {"start": 4830.62, "end": 4834.259999999999, "text": " I got sliced nice as a waste of skill points."}, {"start": 4834.259999999999, "end": 4838.62, "text": " Same."}, {"start": 4838.62, "end": 4845.5, "text": " No one really had like that game or brain back then, but you were kind of like almost"}, {"start": 4845.5, "end": 4846.5, "text": " just role-playing."}, {"start": 4846.5, "end": 4853.42, "text": " You didn't think to bring shit out in a Google Doc, you didn't think to do none of that."}, {"start": 4853.42, "end": 4854.42, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 4854.42, "end": 4863.42, "text": " Yeah, maybe you can say that."}, {"start": 4863.42, "end": 4865.42, "text": " Information didn't really spread that well back then."}, {"start": 4865.42, "end": 4867.42, "text": " A better time"}, {"start": 4877.38, "end": 4880.7, "text": " Who skills your level three wow"}, {"start": 4890.86, "end": 4894.54, "text": " Shut up and check the spreadsheet again, okay like"}, {"start": 4895.42, "end": 4901.7, "text": " I feel like back then my brother would cast something like he would cast fireball and it would crit for like"}, {"start": 4902.34, "end": 4905.1, "text": " 5,000 I'm like wow it does 5,000 damage"}, {"start": 4905.62, "end": 4912.4800000000005, "text": " But now my new lens is well, it's a three second cast time. Yeah 5,000 is a big number"}, {"start": 4912.9800000000005, "end": 4914.9800000000005, "text": " But you can frostbolt"}, {"start": 4915.74, "end": 4918.38, "text": " Three times does like you know less damage"}, {"start": 4918.38, "end": 4923.22, "text": " But obviously we do the math here and then you factor in your crit chance with frostbolt"}, {"start": 4923.22, "end": 4926.92, "text": " It's gonna crit more often at the end of the day. It's gonna it's fucking"}, {"start": 4927.72, "end": 4931.22, "text": " It's not hard to even put that stuff together back then. That's not how you thought about it"}, {"start": 4931.22, "end": 4934.34, "text": " You just thought fireball crits really hard hit it"}, {"start": 4936.42, "end": 4938.42, "text": " I don't I don't"}, {"start": 4939.860000000001, "end": 4946.7, "text": " Probably with everyone like talking online nowadays and sharing information it's like you're an idiot if you don't do that stuff"}, {"start": 4947.54, "end": 4949.54, "text": " different time"}, {"start": 4953.22, "end": 4960.56, "text": " I click somewhere talk about peolee. I love peolee"}, {"start": 4978.84, "end": 4980.84, "text": " Where the fuck oh"}, {"start": 4983.22, "end": 4995.06, "text": " here it is nice spells gain 12% of damage as extra chaos damage we love"}, {"start": 4995.06, "end": 4997.7, "text": " that apply"}, {"start": 5005.06, "end": 5009.38, "text": " I got one more location to go"}, {"start": 5013.22, "end": 5023.06, "text": " Desert map, I need to go to Kef."}, {"start": 5023.06, "end": 5031.3, "text": " Place the relic in the altar you found, I only have one of them."}, {"start": 5031.3, "end": 5049.42, "text": " this is all in keth, right?"}, {"start": 5049.42, "end": 5050.62, "text": " He's never doing crowbell."}, {"start": 5050.62, "end": 5052.820000000001, "text": " I literally just did it."}, {"start": 5052.820000000001, "end": 5056.06, "text": " Second one you get later?"}, {"start": 5056.06, "end": 5058.06, "text": " I think you'd get it here on this map."}, {"start": 5066.4800000000005, "end": 5068.4800000000005, "text": " I don't know, wants me to go to the caravan."}, {"start": 5069.580000000001, "end": 5071.080000000001, "text": " Where the Warlock boss was at."}, {"start": 5071.080000000001, "end": 5073.080000000001, "text": " Where the fuck was that? I don't remember."}, {"start": 5086.06, "end": 5115.06, "text": " So does this map drop the other side?"}, {"start": 5115.06, "end": 5121.84, "text": " I'm pretty sure it does."}, {"start": 5121.84, "end": 5131.860000000001, "text": " So I just keep killing mobs until I get in here, some in there, okay?"}, {"start": 5131.86, "end": 5138.86, "text": " There's still one more in the region, but there's still another one, all right."}, {"start": 5138.86, "end": 5160.86, "text": " The stampede?"}, {"start": 5160.86, "end": 5164.86, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 5164.86, "end": 5166.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5166.86, "end": 5196.139999999999, "text": " Okay, so all of this says superior I see so that's the quality"}, {"start": 5196.14, "end": 5212.34, "text": " Power shield. Interesting. So I guess I go home and I just salvage all this shit and"}, {"start": 5212.34, "end": 5240.06, "text": " I love your bangs. Thank you. How about the shading on my upper lip?"}, {"start": 5240.06, "end": 5247.06, "text": " one level to all minion skills. I like to write my rarity."}, {"start": 5270.06, "end": 5282.02, "text": " You woke up feeling sassy today, did I?"}, {"start": 5282.02, "end": 5285.46, "text": " Napoleon dynamite reference is sassy?"}, {"start": 5285.46, "end": 5290.46, "text": " I think I go..."}, {"start": 5290.46, "end": 5297.18, "text": " Well the guide has me grab this, the 30% increase damage node."}, {"start": 5297.18, "end": 5301.18, "text": " It does minion damage, but it also does, you know, damage for me. It's just high damage."}, {"start": 5303.18, "end": 5307.18, "text": " Or maybe I start making my way to this. I think I do."}, {"start": 5308.68, "end": 5313.18, "text": " And there's some crazy- 15% increase in magnitude of bleeding you inflict."}, {"start": 5313.18, "end": 5315.68, "text": " And then 25% increase physical."}, {"start": 5318.68, "end": 5319.18, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 5320.68, "end": 5322.18, "text": " This is a crazy fucking node."}, {"start": 5322.18, "end": 5332.1, "text": " 10% increased physical damage, 10% increased critical hit chance, increased critical hit,"}, {"start": 5332.1, "end": 5334.16, "text": " more critical hit, and magnitude."}, {"start": 5334.16, "end": 5335.16, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 5335.16, "end": 5338.02, "text": " Alright, yeah, we'll go towards that."}, {"start": 5338.02, "end": 5340.02, "text": " That looks fun as fuck."}, {"start": 5340.02, "end": 5366.02, "text": " So these guys dropped the relics, these snake people."}, {"start": 5366.02, "end": 5384.02, "text": " More snakes? Aha! There it is. That's what I needed. Give me the fuck out of here. Bang."}, {"start": 5396.02, "end": 5406.700000000001, "text": " I think Valley of the Titans is where I go."}, {"start": 5406.700000000001, "end": 5412.820000000001, "text": " I've already cleared this map."}, {"start": 5412.820000000001, "end": 5415.3, "text": " I thought I did."}, {"start": 5415.3, "end": 5424.14, "text": " Now I have to find all this bullshit again."}, {"start": 5424.14, "end": 5426.14, "text": " You are not done in death."}, {"start": 5426.14, "end": 5431.14, "text": " Am I not?"}, {"start": 5431.14, "end": 5445.14, "text": " I've already done this map."}, {"start": 5445.14, "end": 5446.14, "text": " I killed the boss."}, {"start": 5446.14, "end": 5447.14, "text": " I opened up everything."}, {"start": 5447.14, "end": 5448.14, "text": " I've already done all."}, {"start": 5448.14, "end": 5455.14, "text": " But I did not have the relic, so my order was awful."}, {"start": 5478.14, "end": 5489.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5489.14, "end": 5512.320000000001, "text": " I don't see a waypoint."}, {"start": 5512.32, "end": 5517.32, "text": " They're saying get the waypoint man, I don't like to see shit."}, {"start": 5527.32, "end": 5532.32, "text": " Can we spam him to get a loot filter? That and a coffee and his dopamine will explode."}, {"start": 5538.32, "end": 5541.32, "text": " Why would a loot filter give me more dopamine?"}, {"start": 5542.32, "end": 5554.599999999999, "text": " Nice sounds and color."}, {"start": 5554.599999999999, "end": 5571.66, "text": " Oh shit, okay."}, {"start": 5571.66, "end": 5573.66, "text": " That fucking dammit!"}, {"start": 5601.66, "end": 5622.34, "text": " Okay. Alright, I'll get a loot filter. Alright. Alright. Here's a fucking waypoint. Or maybe"}, {"start": 5622.34, "end": 5628.74, "text": " I already fucking had it. Oh my god, I already had it. Kill me. Alright, let's put that in."}, {"start": 5628.74, "end": 5630.74, "text": " that in"}, {"start": 5632.9, "end": 5634.9, "text": " I think we go left"}, {"start": 5636.98, "end": 5644.0199999999995, "text": " So retrace allegedly reward path to recreate the horn of the travel to kepp it wants me to go back to kepp fucking why?"}, {"start": 5649.219999999999, "end": 5651.219999999999, "text": " What the fuck is in kepp"}, {"start": 5658.74, "end": 5663.74, "text": " You missed the next area."}, {"start": 5663.74, "end": 5668.74, "text": " Did I? Okay."}, {"start": 5668.74, "end": 5674.74, "text": " Oh, I'm smoothing."}, {"start": 5674.74, "end": 5679.74, "text": " Oh, the next zone I'm supposed to enter is from Kat."}, {"start": 5679.74, "end": 5681.74, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 5681.74, "end": 5686.74, "text": " Well, fuck me, right?"}, {"start": 5686.74, "end": 5693.74, "text": " I think I've killed this boss."}, {"start": 5716.74, "end": 5727.74, "text": " Yep, I have in fact killed this bitch before."}, {"start": 5727.74, "end": 5748.42, "text": " So that was about pointless though."}, {"start": 5748.42, "end": 5749.42, "text": " The damage is nuts."}, {"start": 5749.42, "end": 5750.42, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 5750.42, "end": 5757.42, "text": " Better than my fucking monks."}, {"start": 5780.42, "end": 5792.8, "text": " Where do I see your level? You're not max level, are you? Absolutely not."}, {"start": 5792.8, "end": 5806.34, "text": " Level 27. Do my best."}, {"start": 5806.34, "end": 5810.34, "text": " I got some trinkets. I'll ask Shumbran about this one."}, {"start": 5814.34, "end": 5816.34, "text": " That's not bad for Viki."}, {"start": 5817.34, "end": 5821.34, "text": " 35% spell damage, 41% increased chaos damage."}, {"start": 5822.34, "end": 5825.34, "text": " I'll put that in the guild stash, maybe she'd like that."}, {"start": 5829.34, "end": 5833.34, "text": " Browse as long as you like. I shall put this to use."}, {"start": 5836.34, "end": 5855.860000000001, "text": " I promise she's way ahead of me, so I'm the one that keeps looking at these fucking vendors."}, {"start": 5855.86, "end": 5862.86, "text": " I'm addicted. I'm just falling farther behind."}, {"start": 5877.46, "end": 5881.86, "text": " Damage is gigafucking to movie. I know it's really good damage. Hers is also crazy."}, {"start": 5881.86, "end": 5885.219999999999, "text": " Just like once doing the same as me"}, {"start": 5890.139999999999, "end": 5898.099999999999, "text": " What's the OP class this season I don't know so people talk about hurricane or something being busted or something along those lines"}, {"start": 5903.86, "end": 5905.86, "text": " Twister I think"}, {"start": 5911.86, "end": 5921.78, "text": " What the fuck is this room?"}, {"start": 5921.78, "end": 5929.299999999999, "text": " A looted vault owner."}, {"start": 5929.299999999999, "end": 5931.46, "text": " Wow a new character, I didn't expect that at all."}, {"start": 5931.46, "end": 5940.0199999999995, "text": " Why do I sense sarcasm when you're typed out letters?"}, {"start": 5940.02, "end": 5942.02, "text": " Watch that tone."}, {"start": 5942.02, "end": 5944.02, "text": " Haha, it's..."}, {"start": 5954.02, "end": 5956.02, "text": " Aha, the Lost City."}, {"start": 5958.02, "end": 5960.02, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 5964.02, "end": 5966.02, "text": " So now I gotta find a rune stone down here."}, {"start": 5970.02, "end": 5992.5, "text": " Hello, old I want to go yeah"}, {"start": 5992.5, "end": 5993.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6014.84, "end": 6016.88, "text": " Oh, my HP is done."}, {"start": 6018.78, "end": 6020.38, "text": " What's I'm looking?"}, {"start": 6020.38, "end": 6022.38, "text": " skill gem level 7."}, {"start": 6024.38, "end": 6026.38, "text": " I think that's good for me."}, {"start": 6030.38, "end": 6032.38, "text": " Okay, those are 7."}, {"start": 6032.38, "end": 6034.38, "text": " Thunderstorm is 7."}, {"start": 6039.38, "end": 6041.38, "text": " Frostbomb maybe?"}, {"start": 6042.38, "end": 6044.38, "text": " Contagion? I guess Bonestorm."}, {"start": 6044.38, "end": 6046.38, "text": " I'll bet it's 7."}, {"start": 6050.38, "end": 6063.78, "text": " fuck it now the fuck Dr. Pepper zero sugar tastes better than regular back"}, {"start": 6063.78, "end": 6068.06, "text": " pepper good for you man"}, {"start": 6110.38, "end": 6121.2, "text": " coming through might actually see act three today for the first time I've"}, {"start": 6121.2, "end": 6126.26, "text": " never seen it spirit gem level three or seven"}, {"start": 6128.14, "end": 6136.9400000000005, "text": " okay so blast me is level eight so I might as well upgrade my swarm I guess"}, {"start": 6170.38, "end": 6172.38, "text": " Have fucking damage."}, {"start": 6174.38, "end": 6175.38, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 6186.38, "end": 6187.38, "text": " Full loot."}, {"start": 6200.38, "end": 6202.38, "text": " Whoa, I'm right in here."}, {"start": 6211.58, "end": 6217.1, "text": " Okay, Abigy just linked me something. I think she's in Act 3, because I've never seen that terrain she's in."}, {"start": 6217.82, "end": 6219.82, "text": " And she got like some type of green."}, {"start": 6222.14, "end": 6224.14, "text": " A tribal map."}, {"start": 6230.38, "end": 6235.5, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6235.5, "end": 6241.74, "text": " She said, the green one is shit, there's zero stats on it."}, {"start": 6241.74, "end": 6251.900000000001, "text": " Okay, so that's a loot filter highlighting her chance base."}, {"start": 6251.900000000001, "end": 6257.16, "text": " Okay, so why is it a good base?"}, {"start": 6257.16, "end": 6270.92, "text": " good about it. White base item because people want those to roll. To chance orb. I see."}, {"start": 6270.92, "end": 6283.44, "text": " So it's good because it's a high, a good item to use for a chance roll. Apparently that"}, {"start": 6283.4400000000005, "end": 6301.52, "text": " item has a high probability to roll into a good unit."}, {"start": 6301.52, "end": 6310.400000000001, "text": " Does it roll into any unique?"}, {"start": 6310.400000000001, "end": 6318.240000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 6318.240000000001, "end": 6322.280000000001, "text": " Any unique tribal masks."}, {"start": 6322.280000000001, "end": 6326.56, "text": " I don't know like how we look at what those are."}, {"start": 6326.56, "end": 6327.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6327.56, "end": 6330.4400000000005, "text": " God, there's so much misinformation."}, {"start": 6330.4400000000005, "end": 6331.4400000000005, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6331.4400000000005, "end": 6334.9800000000005, "text": " It's the base for a new unique helm that is very good."}, {"start": 6334.9800000000005, "end": 6339.780000000001, "text": " The Vertex, okay?"}, {"start": 6339.780000000001, "end": 6351.4400000000005, "text": " The Vertex P2."}, {"start": 6351.4400000000005, "end": 6354.92, "text": " Little gyms have no attribute requirements. Wow."}, {"start": 6366.780000000001, "end": 6368.38, "text": " Oh, Viki wanted me to show this."}, {"start": 6369.700000000001, "end": 6371.06, "text": " Apparently my new emotes."}, {"start": 6371.9800000000005, "end": 6377.18, "text": " They're getting animated hard as fuck. Everything's getting a massive, massive rehaul."}, {"start": 6377.18, "end": 6383.18, "text": " A lot of moving emotes too."}, {"start": 6383.18, "end": 6390.1, "text": " I think all the emotes are actually done."}, {"start": 6390.1, "end": 6397.58, "text": " It's a matter of, I think the animation, that's it."}, {"start": 6397.58, "end": 6399.42, "text": " The item itself isn't worth shit."}, {"start": 6399.42, "end": 6404.14, "text": " It got a ga- er, it was a gamble to give it plus two, plus four all skill gems, but that"}, {"start": 6404.14, "end": 6412.06, "text": " got removed point is it's green because of her loot filter picking up on it and"}, {"start": 6412.06, "end": 6419.5, "text": " her loot filter could be outdated but some white basic fucking items are gonna"}, {"start": 6419.5, "end": 6425.820000000001, "text": " come off as like super important and rare because of that mechanic"}, {"start": 6425.82, "end": 6427.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6433.16, "end": 6435.16, "text": " Bairied shrines"}, {"start": 6437.7, "end": 6440.42, "text": " What the fuck is this they built shrines"}, {"start": 6448.46, "end": 6450.78, "text": " And I miss some stuff should I be going back here"}, {"start": 6455.82, "end": 6467.82, "text": " Yeah, loot filters are essential, but I cannot stand it."}, {"start": 6467.82, "end": 6472.5, "text": " It's like you with add-ons."}, {"start": 6472.5, "end": 6474.54, "text": " I mean, I've had loot filters before."}, {"start": 6474.54, "end": 6481.86, "text": " They didn't seem that hard to set up once you've done it, but it is annoying."}, {"start": 6511.860000000001, "end": 6534.26, "text": " I feel like the problem with like loot filters is if they wanted to make them simpler and"}, {"start": 6534.26, "end": 6540.660000000001, "text": " easier to use, you'll have people complaining that they can't customize their loot filter"}, {"start": 6540.66, "end": 6545.66, "text": " to like these really autistic, very specific wants and needs they have."}, {"start": 6550.66, "end": 6559.66, "text": " I feel like so easy that you can't filter everything, or it's just really complicated and not intuitive."}, {"start": 6560.66, "end": 6562.66, "text": " You guys got a picture, I feel like."}, {"start": 6570.66, "end": 6595.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6595.66, "end": 6624.18, "text": " I think I should stop picking things up."}, {"start": 6624.18, "end": 6625.58, "text": " I don't give a shit about this quiver."}, {"start": 6625.58, "end": 6626.94, "text": " Alright, how do I lead filter?"}, {"start": 6627.42, "end": 6629.34, "text": " Uh, I feel like go on a website."}, {"start": 6629.74, "end": 6631.42, "text": " PoE2 filter..."}, {"start": 6631.84, "end": 6632.64, "text": " or something."}, {"start": 6637.84, "end": 6638.84, "text": " Filter blade."}, {"start": 6639.94, "end": 6640.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6640.82, "end": 6641.94, "text": " So we go filter blade."}, {"start": 6645.68, "end": 6646.48, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 6655.58, "end": 6657.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6673.86, "end": 6675.86, "text": " So I sign in here"}, {"start": 6676.7, "end": 6678.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6685.58, "end": 6706.58, "text": " Okay, I'm signed in."}, {"start": 6706.58, "end": 6708.58, "text": " Log in successful."}, {"start": 6708.58, "end": 6712.58, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 6712.58, "end": 6717.42, "text": " Okay, I'm logged in."}, {"start": 6717.42, "end": 6720.38, "text": " Create new filter."}, {"start": 6720.38, "end": 6734.0199999999995, "text": " So auto-adjust, semi-strict."}, {"start": 6734.0199999999995, "end": 6737.38, "text": " Click auto-adjust, okay."}, {"start": 6737.38, "end": 6739.38, "text": " Campaign."}, {"start": 6739.38, "end": 6741.38, "text": " Druid."}, {"start": 6741.38, "end": 6746.22, "text": " I don't care. I guess I maybe I should keep talismans, I guess"}, {"start": 6748.82, "end": 6757.38, "text": " Like why is it not gonna give me evasion or any of this gear or a focus why not once"}, {"start": 6771.38, "end": 6774.08, "text": " Okay, I don't think I care about anything else."}, {"start": 6774.08, "end": 6775.08, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 6775.08, "end": 6776.08, "text": " Vendor Magix?"}, {"start": 6776.08, "end": 6791.4800000000005, "text": " I guess you don't really want to Vendor Magix at this point, so no."}, {"start": 6791.4800000000005, "end": 6792.4800000000005, "text": " Fly."}, {"start": 6792.4800000000005, "end": 6793.4800000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6793.4800000000005, "end": 6795.4800000000005, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 6801.76, "end": 6803.76, "text": " And then"}, {"start": 6804.72, "end": 6806.72, "text": " Now what"}, {"start": 6810.400000000001, "end": 6815.160000000001, "text": " Check the filter in your guide, maybe I don't know like actually I think my guide might have one straight up"}, {"start": 6815.16, "end": 6826.96, "text": " Now I don't think it does."}, {"start": 6826.96, "end": 6832.76, "text": " Customized strictness, auto adjust for build, that's new."}, {"start": 6832.76, "end": 6836.08, "text": " Export to PoE."}, {"start": 6836.08, "end": 6837.5199999999995, "text": " Filter name."}, {"start": 6837.52, "end": 6840.02, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 6840.02, "end": 6842.620000000001, "text": " oracle druid"}, {"start": 6842.620000000001, "end": 6849.620000000001, "text": " export"}, {"start": 6854.52, "end": 6856.860000000001, "text": " okay and i think that's done"}, {"start": 6856.860000000001, "end": 6860.72, "text": " so then i go options"}, {"start": 6860.72, "end": 6863.400000000001, "text": " game"}, {"start": 6863.400000000001, "end": 6864.4800000000005, "text": " oracle druid"}, {"start": 6864.4800000000005, "end": 6867.200000000001, "text": " save"}, {"start": 6867.2, "end": 6868.2, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 6872.36, "end": 6874.36, "text": " I mean, we'll see if it's good, I don't know."}, {"start": 6882.34, "end": 6884.34, "text": " Well, there's those sounds that we like."}, {"start": 6893.84, "end": 6895.84, "text": " Sounds are bugged. I heard an R if it's resort."}, {"start": 6897.2, "end": 6908.4, "text": " I'm going to go down here, also I leveled."}, {"start": 6908.4, "end": 6909.4, "text": " Jewel socket."}, {"start": 6909.4, "end": 6916.4, "text": " I'm going to put something in there."}, {"start": 6916.4, "end": 6917.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6917.4, "end": 6918.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6918.4, "end": 6919.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6919.4, "end": 6920.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6920.4, "end": 6921.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6921.4, "end": 6922.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6922.4, "end": 6923.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6923.4, "end": 6924.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6924.4, "end": 6925.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6925.4, "end": 6926.4, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 6926.400000000001, "end": 6952.400000000001, "text": " You can set custom sounds, no way."}, {"start": 6952.400000000001, "end": 6966.76, "text": " Yeah, I'm thinking of that one car commercial or like the custom sounds."}, {"start": 6966.76, "end": 6972.960000000001, "text": " Maybe it's like an Austin thing, because custom sounds, get your car, the custom sounds,"}, {"start": 6972.960000000001, "end": 6973.960000000001, "text": " or whatever."}, {"start": 6973.960000000001, "end": 6974.960000000001, "text": " Does anyone know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 6974.960000000001, "end": 6975.960000000001, "text": " Is it commercial?"}, {"start": 6975.960000000001, "end": 6980.160000000001, "text": " Is this thing like only Austin, Texas?"}, {"start": 6980.16, "end": 6987.16, "text": " It probably was, it might have only been."}, {"start": 6987.16, "end": 6998.16, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 6998.16, "end": 7000.16, "text": " Elemental offering."}, {"start": 7000.16, "end": 7005.16, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7005.16, "end": 7009.16, "text": " Uh, lightning? Because I have Thunderstorm? Maybe I get..."}, {"start": 7010.16, "end": 7011.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7017.16, "end": 7018.16, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 7022.16, "end": 7023.16, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 7025.16, "end": 7027.16, "text": " I got a lightning rune too."}, {"start": 7027.16, "end": 7044.28, "text": " I gotta kill Azarian, I gotta kill the Galleria, whoever the fuck that is, and Guarded Sarcophagus."}, {"start": 7044.28, "end": 7045.92, "text": " Checkpoint, maybe this is it?"}, {"start": 7045.92, "end": 7048.4, "text": " Guarded Sarc- oh this has to be it."}, {"start": 7048.4, "end": 7049.4, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7049.4, "end": 7050.4, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 7050.400000000001, "end": 7059.400000000001, "text": " Is it containable for sure?"}, {"start": 7059.400000000001, "end": 7061.400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7061.400000000001, "end": 7076.400000000001, "text": " Well, the Azarian Forsaken Sun is probably important."}, {"start": 7076.400000000001, "end": 7080.64, "text": " I just don't know if he's down here."}, {"start": 7080.64, "end": 7083.400000000001, "text": " Top, up top."}, {"start": 7083.400000000001, "end": 7093.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, so that's it."}, {"start": 7093.4800000000005, "end": 7094.8, "text": " That's all this whole area is for."}, {"start": 7094.8, "end": 7097.76, "text": " I cleared it all."}, {"start": 7097.76, "end": 7098.76, "text": " Now I just run out."}, {"start": 7098.76, "end": 7103.400000000001, "text": " We're seeing up top, like, on the map."}, {"start": 7103.400000000001, "end": 7107.400000000001, "text": " I think I'm there. Oh boy."}, {"start": 7107.400000000001, "end": 7111.400000000001, "text": " And I go top. Okay, so up here."}, {"start": 7111.400000000001, "end": 7115.400000000001, "text": " Oh. I see."}, {"start": 7115.400000000001, "end": 7119.400000000001, "text": " Okay. Yes, and"}, {"start": 7119.400000000001, "end": 7123.400000000001, "text": " the heart of"}, {"start": 7123.400000000001, "end": 7127.400000000001, "text": " the heart of"}, {"start": 7127.400000000001, "end": 7131.400000000001, "text": " okay."}, {"start": 7131.400000000001, "end": 7142.820000000001, "text": " Oh, I remember this I remember I burnt that girl"}, {"start": 7161.400000000001, "end": 7163.400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7174.320000000001, "end": 7176.320000000001, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 7179.8, "end": 7183.400000000001, "text": " That's your wish I'll see it. Bye"}, {"start": 7191.400000000001, "end": 7198.400000000001, "text": " Nice, I did it."}, {"start": 7198.400000000001, "end": 7209.400000000001, "text": " Hey, let me..."}, {"start": 7209.400000000001, "end": 7229.400000000001, "text": " me."}, {"start": 7229.400000000001, "end": 7234.4800000000005, "text": " Skill Gem level 8, hold on."}, {"start": 7234.4800000000005, "end": 7236.6, "text": " That's a new fucking record for me."}, {"start": 7236.6, "end": 7242.900000000001, "text": " Okay, skill gem 7, we're gonna go to a cult, let's upgrade contagion, why not, and then"}, {"start": 7242.900000000001, "end": 7251.0, "text": " skill gem 8, gotta be an entangle angle for sure, right?"}, {"start": 7251.0, "end": 7262.120000000001, "text": " Unless there's like, the next spell I gain is thrashing vines, but that's level 9, so"}, {"start": 7262.12, "end": 7264.12, "text": " So one more level, okay."}, {"start": 7286.12, "end": 7288.12, "text": " Alright, now I gotta take the horn."}, {"start": 7289.12, "end": 7291.12, "text": " Give me that."}, {"start": 7292.12, "end": 7294.68, "text": " Search the region for more runestones."}, {"start": 7294.68, "end": 7295.18, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 7295.18, "end": 7297.4, "text": " There's more?"}, {"start": 7297.4, "end": 7298.64, "text": " Or maybe I just continue?"}, {"start": 7307.88, "end": 7308.96, "text": " Yeah, it's probably just ahead."}, {"start": 7315.88, "end": 7317.0, "text": " You have a loot filter?"}, {"start": 7317.0, "end": 7317.68, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 7322.12, "end": 7342.68, "text": " I think you blow the horn up here and now you blow the horn."}, {"start": 7342.68, "end": 7344.68, "text": " to Dishaw."}, {"start": 7344.68, "end": 7347.68, "text": " Biggie's 35."}, {"start": 7347.68, "end": 7358.04, "text": " Well, lucky for me, that bitch has to get off early."}, {"start": 7358.04, "end": 7363.8, "text": " So I get to keep playing later on, as she has to get ready."}, {"start": 7363.8, "end": 7370.16, "text": " So I'll catch up, maybe."}, {"start": 7370.16, "end": 7372.16, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 7372.16, "end": 7373.16, "text": " and get it."}, {"start": 7387.16, "end": 7389.16, "text": " Catch up. Mustard."}, {"start": 7389.16, "end": 7404.04, "text": " Honey, barbecue sauce."}, {"start": 7404.04, "end": 7414.44, "text": " Mayo, relish."}, {"start": 7414.4400000000005, "end": 7424.4400000000005, "text": " Nautala?"}, {"start": 7424.4400000000005, "end": 7434.4400000000005, "text": " I thought it was a counter to Nautala."}, {"start": 7434.4400000000005, "end": 7458.42, "text": " Pickles? Marmite? The fuck is a Marmite?"}, {"start": 7458.42, "end": 7462.26, "text": " Vegemite? Isn't that that Australian shit? It tastes just like pure salt."}, {"start": 7463.06, "end": 7464.82, "text": " It's like, disgusting."}, {"start": 7482.58, "end": 7484.42, "text": " Okay, I got some final letter here."}, {"start": 7488.42, "end": 7491.34, "text": " I feel like I should keep going. I got a lot going on out here"}, {"start": 7494.58, "end": 7497.92, "text": " Forgotten hollow the watchful twins"}, {"start": 7500.02, "end": 7502.02, "text": " Path of mourning"}, {"start": 7503.06, "end": 7505.06, "text": " I feel like I gotta keep going"}, {"start": 7505.06, "end": 7521.54, "text": " Upgrades of Magic got him to a rare, adding a guaranteed modifier."}, {"start": 7521.54, "end": 7527.740000000001, "text": " Okay, that sounds interesting."}, {"start": 7527.74, "end": 7534.74, "text": " I don't know what you're talking about."}, {"start": 7545.8, "end": 7549.12, "text": " What are they doing over there?"}, {"start": 7549.12, "end": 7553.88, "text": " Shaman mantle orb exalted."}, {"start": 7553.88, "end": 7556.28, "text": " Alright, some purple shit too, what the fuck."}, {"start": 7572.22, "end": 7575.62, "text": " Oh, final letter. Wait no, that's a quest, I already have that."}, {"start": 7576.66, "end": 7577.78, "text": " I just gotta go turn it in."}, {"start": 7577.78, "end": 7584.259999999999, "text": " I think all I need to do now is find the next zone and then get the waypoint and then port back"}, {"start": 7600.7, "end": 7602.7, "text": " This act one or two"}, {"start": 7607.78, "end": 7637.46, "text": " still just making my way downtown I need to put a jewel socket in that I think I have"}, {"start": 7637.46, "end": 7640.46, "text": " some in my stash."}, {"start": 7651.46, "end": 7654.46, "text": " Aha! The path of mourning, found it."}, {"start": 7659.46, "end": 7661.46, "text": " Grab the waypoint."}, {"start": 7661.46, "end": 7663.46, "text": " Back to the caravan."}, {"start": 7667.46, "end": 7679.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7679.62, "end": 7685.02, "text": " Where are my emeralds and stuff?"}, {"start": 7685.02, "end": 7687.86, "text": " I've got this green one."}, {"start": 7687.86, "end": 7689.42, "text": " That cannot be all I have."}, {"start": 7689.42, "end": 7692.7, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 7692.7, "end": 7702.82, "text": " Uh, so, 14% increased amount of life leached?"}, {"start": 7702.82, "end": 7706.0199999999995, "text": " Where do I see what it does when I put it in the thingamajig?"}, {"start": 7706.0199999999995, "end": 7711.94, "text": " I guess it just does this."}, {"start": 7711.9400000000005, "end": 7731.240000000001, "text": " 10% critical hit chance for spells, maximum energy, elemental damage, increased magnitude"}, {"start": 7731.240000000001, "end": 7732.240000000001, "text": " on bleeding."}, {"start": 7732.240000000001, "end": 7734.040000000001, "text": " I feel like this is my best, right?"}, {"start": 7734.040000000001, "end": 7741.240000000001, "text": " 10% critical hit chance for spells, triggered spells, deal 14% increased spell damage."}, {"start": 7741.24, "end": 7748.24, "text": " What are meta skills?"}, {"start": 7748.24, "end": 7751.5599999999995, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 7751.5599999999995, "end": 7754.5599999999995, "text": " Regal it?"}, {"start": 7754.5599999999995, "end": 7757.8, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7757.8, "end": 7769.639999999999, "text": " I can regal these, huh?"}, {"start": 7769.64, "end": 7772.96, "text": " magic item okay so it already has one"}, {"start": 7772.96, "end": 7775.04, "text": " they're both tier one is tier one good"}, {"start": 7775.04, "end": 7779.200000000001, "text": " isn't T1 best"}, {"start": 7785.08, "end": 7789.240000000001, "text": " lower is better here oh T1 is only jewels"}, {"start": 7789.240000000001, "end": 7791.84, "text": " okay I see I didn't know that all right"}, {"start": 7791.84, "end": 7796.76, "text": " upgrades a magic item to a rare triggered"}, {"start": 7796.76, "end": 7797.6, "text": " spells"}, {"start": 7797.6, "end": 7801.6, "text": " Oh, 11% more freeze buildup. Ew, gross, yuck."}, {"start": 7803.6, "end": 7807.6, "text": " This is shit, but I guess it's the best I have for now, so let's put it in."}, {"start": 7811.6, "end": 7813.6, "text": " I don't even think I wasted an Exalted Orb on that."}, {"start": 7814.6, "end": 7816.6, "text": " Okay, now I gotta go back to the Path of Mourning."}, {"start": 7816.6, "end": 7830.76, "text": " Crap, the bleed build up one with Augment Regal."}, {"start": 7830.76, "end": 7832.88, "text": " Too late."}, {"start": 7832.88, "end": 7844.56, "text": " Hold on, is there anything I gotta kill here?"}, {"start": 7844.56, "end": 7851.46, "text": " oh wait no I need to go turn in the final letter whoops I didn't turn this"}, {"start": 7851.46, "end": 7853.780000000001, "text": " shit in"}, {"start": 7857.1, "end": 7862.860000000001, "text": " but turn the letter to someone on the caravan who"}, {"start": 7862.860000000001, "end": 7863.860000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7863.860000000001, "end": 7880.700000000001, "text": " Alright, plus two skill points, we love that."}, {"start": 7880.700000000001, "end": 7882.740000000001, "text": " And then, more intelligence."}, {"start": 7882.740000000001, "end": 7886.06, "text": " Bang, 12% increased damage."}, {"start": 7886.06, "end": 7891.22, "text": " Alright, and I'm gonna get some fat fucking nodes in two levels."}, {"start": 7891.22, "end": 7893.22, "text": " Love that"}, {"start": 7909.14, "end": 7913.820000000001, "text": " Shit shit shit shit"}, {"start": 7913.820000000001, "end": 7930.360000000001, "text": " plus two to all lightning shit all shit plus one level to all chaos spells"}, {"start": 7943.820000000001, "end": 7951.9400000000005, "text": " Versions will never sell good weapons not true they sell good faces every now and then"}, {"start": 7951.9400000000005, "end": 7961.14, "text": " Like I'm also looking for Vicky too she wants chaos damage and chaos spell level so like"}, {"start": 7961.14, "end": 7966.1, "text": " you can find like a magic item with like two insanely good rules and then try and upgrade"}, {"start": 7966.1, "end": 7972.460000000001, "text": " it like plus two to chaos spells and then plus spell damage if I saw a blue wand with"}, {"start": 7972.46, "end": 7976.26, "text": " Like that, I'm buying it instantly."}, {"start": 7976.26, "end": 7980.86, "text": " For spell physical and plus levels to all spells."}, {"start": 7980.86, "end": 7982.5, "text": " I buy that instantly."}, {"start": 7982.5, "end": 7990.74, "text": " And yeah, I'll maybe upgrade it and it ends up being cheap, but that's a really good game"}, {"start": 7990.74, "end": 7991.74, "text": " to do."}, {"start": 7991.74, "end": 7999.24, "text": " I don't know if things change, but it feels like the gear dopamine in this game is not"}, {"start": 7999.24, "end": 8000.74, "text": " gear that drops."}, {"start": 8000.74, "end": 8009.099999999999, "text": " I mean, kind of it is, but like a magic item could be like insane."}, {"start": 8009.099999999999, "end": 8014.94, "text": " Like you upgrade, you start from the bottom and you like gamble it upwards, and then you"}, {"start": 8014.9400000000005, "end": 8021.9400000000005, "text": " break it and then you try again."}, {"start": 8044.9400000000005, "end": 8070.9400000000005, "text": " Where am I doing her?"}, {"start": 8070.9400000000005, "end": 8072.9400000000005, "text": " To reach Act 4, Induos?"}, {"start": 8072.9400000000005, "end": 8074.9400000000005, "text": " Sir, I have never seen Act 3."}, {"start": 8078.9400000000005, "end": 8081.9400000000005, "text": " I am, uh, after this level,"}, {"start": 8082.9400000000005, "end": 8085.9400000000005, "text": " that is officially the farthest I've ever been in Path of Exile."}, {"start": 8102.9400000000005, "end": 8105.26, "text": " I think I remember this map sucking ass"}, {"start": 8132.9400000000005, "end": 8158.9400000000005, "text": " Resolve rune. Improves the quality of a wand, staff, or scepter. You skipped a perm above."}, {"start": 8158.9400000000005, "end": 8163.9400000000005, "text": " Click that statue. Okay. I'll go back."}, {"start": 8163.9400000000005, "end": 8187.42, "text": " It doesn't meet up."}, {"start": 8187.42, "end": 8196.02, "text": " I should have just kept going forward and moved for a fucking checkpoint, god."}, {"start": 8196.02, "end": 8201.22, "text": " Or just die and res at the checkpoint, okay?"}, {"start": 8201.22, "end": 8207.22, "text": " Sisters of who the fuck?"}, {"start": 8207.22, "end": 8225.22, "text": " Okay, where's the perma buff?"}, {"start": 8225.22, "end": 8230.939999999999, "text": " 10% lightning res in chat."}, {"start": 8230.94, "end": 8238.1, "text": " chat oh vegetables has received a 10% increase to lightning res and that's"}, {"start": 8238.1, "end": 8245.74, "text": " just permanent what would that pop up under when I press you"}, {"start": 8249.060000000001, "end": 8253.980000000001, "text": " you'd think it'd be one of these like hey go do this icons but I don't see it"}, {"start": 8253.98, "end": 8257.26, "text": " Oh the watchful twins they are there"}, {"start": 8261.98, "end": 8263.98, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8283.98, "end": 8290.98, "text": " There's a lot of people on here."}, {"start": 8290.98, "end": 8293.98, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8293.98, "end": 8303.98, "text": " You are relentless, but that's unpredictable."}, {"start": 8303.98, "end": 8309.98, "text": " But, that bitch is predictable. The time of the fighting is near."}, {"start": 8316.98, "end": 8318.98, "text": " That's a big thing."}, {"start": 8333.98, "end": 8348.06, "text": " Tier 3 coat."}, {"start": 8348.06, "end": 8357.859999999999, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 8357.859999999999, "end": 8358.859999999999, "text": " Skill jam 8."}, {"start": 8358.859999999999, "end": 8359.859999999999, "text": " Upgrade Thunderstorm."}, {"start": 8359.859999999999, "end": 8361.859999999999, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 8361.86, "end": 8377.26, "text": " You got some wands, uh, it looks like they're all dead, so back to the caravan."}, {"start": 8377.26, "end": 8384.26, "text": " Irish in this game? I am. As all Druids are."}, {"start": 8407.26, "end": 8418.34, "text": " What do you get when you give two subs?"}, {"start": 8418.34, "end": 8420.66, "text": " I'm putting in my title, money's tight."}, {"start": 8420.66, "end": 8422.16, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 8422.16, "end": 8427.18, "text": " You get... something."}, {"start": 8427.18, "end": 8434.68, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 8434.68, "end": 8435.68, "text": " Some shitty pet."}, {"start": 8435.68, "end": 8437.68, "text": " Right that down."}, {"start": 8440.68, "end": 8443.68, "text": " Use those to travel the dreadnought. Use the desert."}, {"start": 8443.68, "end": 8445.68, "text": " Skull of the Titan."}, {"start": 8451.68, "end": 8455.68, "text": " Uh, does it matter which one I go to here?"}, {"start": 8456.68, "end": 8459.68, "text": " I guess the rune seeker. I should do that left."}, {"start": 8465.68, "end": 8480.52, "text": " You need petwanters?"}, {"start": 8480.52, "end": 8489.4, "text": " It is, thanks for the 5 bucks."}, {"start": 8489.4, "end": 8496.4, "text": " I think I just go into the cave mouth, alright, man."}, {"start": 8501.96, "end": 8507.96, "text": " Thanks for one slice as well. Nobody plays this paid free game."}, {"start": 8507.96, "end": 8514.96, "text": " Isn't POE 2, doesn't it cost money? I didn't know POE 2 was free to play, what?"}, {"start": 8514.960000000001, "end": 8528.720000000001, "text": " it's free weekend oh that's how they do it I didn't know you could do that with a"}, {"start": 8528.720000000001, "end": 8535.800000000001, "text": " game on steam I crazy I didn't know you can make the game free for a weekend"}, {"start": 8535.8, "end": 8540.84, "text": " Oh, is it gonna be free on release?"}, {"start": 8540.84, "end": 8542.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8542.84, "end": 8548.439999999999, "text": " They gotta work on their microtransaction store, then, because this shit is not that fucking"}, {"start": 8548.439999999999, "end": 8549.439999999999, "text": " good."}, {"start": 8549.439999999999, "end": 8551.439999999999, "text": " Uh, outfits aren't that great."}, {"start": 8551.439999999999, "end": 8552.439999999999, "text": " There's no dies."}, {"start": 8552.439999999999, "end": 8556.439999999999, "text": " We're gonna have to step it up."}, {"start": 8556.439999999999, "end": 8558.439999999999, "text": " Not wrong."}, {"start": 8558.44, "end": 8576.44, "text": " Not wrong."}, {"start": 8576.44, "end": 8583.92, "text": " For transferring all the MTX from POE 1 to POE 2, trust me, I know, Vicky logged in to"}, {"start": 8583.92, "end": 8584.92, "text": " POE 1."}, {"start": 8584.92, "end": 8588.58, "text": " And I didn't know what she was up to which is like babe babe babe babe babe babe"}, {"start": 8588.58, "end": 8594.68, "text": " I can buy all the stuff from PoE one and the cosmetics transferred to PoE two"}, {"start": 8594.68, "end": 8597.76, "text": " I'm like what but she's like freaking out so pumped about it"}, {"start": 8598.24, "end": 8600.24, "text": " She says"}, {"start": 8600.68, "end": 8602.68, "text": " So she's on Path of Exile one"}, {"start": 8604.04, "end": 8607.26, "text": " Think buying skins. I just wanted the rat set"}, {"start": 8608.24, "end": 8610.24, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8610.28, "end": 8613.48, "text": " Well, she's in chat so the rat set"}, {"start": 8614.92, "end": 8627.92, "text": " whatever the fuck that is. Runic knowledge, quest complete. Is that it? I guess so."}, {"start": 8630.92, "end": 8636.92, "text": " AIDS girl has sent you an invite. I think she wants to show me your cosmetics."}, {"start": 8636.92, "end": 8653.32, "text": " She also doesn't have pants. I don't know what happened. But her character bugged out"}, {"start": 8653.32, "end": 8660.28, "text": " and now she doesn't have pants. So she her pussy is just out at all times. I don't know."}, {"start": 8660.28, "end": 8661.28, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 8661.28, "end": 8673.560000000001, "text": " She's turning around showing her, she's very proud of her tail."}, {"start": 8673.560000000001, "end": 8675.900000000001, "text": " I know she's sitting there giggling to herself."}, {"start": 8675.900000000001, "end": 8676.900000000001, "text": " So proud."}, {"start": 8676.9, "end": 8700.38, "text": " I'm gonna grab a cheek."}, {"start": 8700.38, "end": 8703.539999999999, "text": " She left the group already."}, {"start": 8703.539999999999, "end": 8706.14, "text": " How is that cat still here the fuck?"}, {"start": 8706.14, "end": 8714.18, "text": " How do I get it are there any cool pets like that because that that pet is actually cool the other pets are shit"}, {"start": 8722.859999999999, "end": 8727.06, "text": " Extras like these are all my pets. I got a floating book a"}, {"start": 8728.699999999999, "end": 8731.34, "text": " Bissell Phoenix. I mean that's just ridiculous a"}, {"start": 8733.859999999999, "end": 8735.859999999999, "text": " Little pot"}, {"start": 8736.14, "end": 8743.119999999999, "text": " I don't even know what that is a beetle a gargoyle"}, {"start": 8752.42, "end": 8757.58, "text": " But a beetle giant Sphinx cat, so this is the cat that I have"}, {"start": 8762.779999999999, "end": 8764.779999999999, "text": " Fucking hideous"}, {"start": 8766.939999999999, "end": 8768.939999999999, "text": " You got some mesmer"}, {"start": 8772.38, "end": 8774.38, "text": " Uh"}, {"start": 8775.099999999999, "end": 8779.019999999999, "text": " I got some dog it's like a forest dog"}, {"start": 8780.38, "end": 8782.859999999999, "text": " Maybe I should use this because it matches me"}, {"start": 8785.82, "end": 8787.82, "text": " That's pretty cool look what he's doing"}, {"start": 8797.14, "end": 8798.14, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 8801.14, "end": 8804.14, "text": " Guides you to the waypoint. Well, I need that, I'm fucking brain dead."}, {"start": 8805.14, "end": 8808.14, "text": " Alright, let's go to..."}, {"start": 8810.14, "end": 8812.14, "text": " I guess I have to do it at the caravan here."}, {"start": 8815.14, "end": 8817.14, "text": " Alright. Okay."}, {"start": 8817.14, "end": 8821.14, "text": " New record. Never have I been here before."}, {"start": 8826.14, "end": 8832.14, "text": " Thank you Orangelices, Sayaha and a baby cheetah."}, {"start": 8832.14, "end": 8833.14, "text": " Thanks for the gift of sex."}, {"start": 8833.14, "end": 8834.14, "text": " Well, congrats on the pet."}, {"start": 8834.14, "end": 8835.14, "text": " Hope it's worth it."}, {"start": 8835.14, "end": 8836.14, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 8836.14, "end": 8837.14, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 8837.14, "end": 8850.14, "text": " Ten percent movement, max mana, trash."}, {"start": 8850.14, "end": 8852.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8864.58, "end": 8870.619999999999, "text": " Fuck whoa, I'm under attack now, okay"}, {"start": 8880.14, "end": 8893.18, "text": " you can get this moving hideout pretty cool yeah I've got like five hideout skins"}, {"start": 8893.18, "end": 8900.82, "text": " or maybe more than that I've never unlocked the hideout I don't even know"}, {"start": 8900.82, "end": 8910.26, "text": " what the fuck. That's Act 4, I see. Well, yikes."}, {"start": 8920.26, "end": 8922.42, "text": " A yellow Topaz ring, hold on."}, {"start": 8922.42, "end": 8942.74, "text": " 27% increase rarity yes fuck the fire resist God damn okay stacked up on fucking rarity"}, {"start": 8942.74, "end": 8954.82, "text": " who also bang 20% increased physical damage massive node excellent even bigger"}, {"start": 8972.74, "end": 8994.699999999999, "text": " That's a double rarity ring prefix and suffix."}, {"start": 8994.699999999999, "end": 8995.699999999999, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 8995.7, "end": 8997.7, "text": " Double increased rarity."}, {"start": 9004.1, "end": 9005.1, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 9006.6, "end": 9008.6, "text": " That's an Omega farming ring."}, {"start": 9025.7, "end": 9035.02, "text": " I was getting jealous, Niki was telling me that she has like, oh wait, colossal, that"}, {"start": 9035.02, "end": 9036.02, "text": " fast."}, {"start": 9036.02, "end": 9037.02, "text": " That was mine."}, {"start": 9037.02, "end": 9043.060000000001, "text": " So I've got plus 40% item rarity found, I'm like, bitch I'm at fucking 10%."}, {"start": 9043.060000000001, "end": 9050.02, "text": " And I found out it's like, added it for whatever, so you can get to like 500%, probably, or"}, {"start": 9050.02, "end": 9051.5, "text": " some crazy amount."}, {"start": 9051.5, "end": 9054.1, "text": " I was extremely jealous."}, {"start": 9054.1, "end": 9060.7, "text": " And then every single legendary or unique she would get I would just be like well because you have that rarity"}, {"start": 9063.82, "end": 9065.82, "text": " Ow fuck"}, {"start": 9068.74, "end": 9070.74, "text": " I'm God you said this"}, {"start": 9084.1, "end": 9086.1, "text": " I would never say that"}, {"start": 9114.1, "end": 9126.220000000001, "text": " Yeah look at this thing the giant it's got like weird holes in the back of it"}, {"start": 9126.220000000001, "end": 9129.98, "text": " probably from being tortured"}, {"start": 9144.1, "end": 9149.74, "text": " It's not holes, those are spots."}, {"start": 9149.74, "end": 9151.6, "text": " Those were not spots."}, {"start": 9151.6, "end": 9154.9, "text": " That was flesh sticking out."}, {"start": 9154.9, "end": 9163.9, "text": " Then again, maybe it's some type of evolutionary event in the path of Exile Universe."}, {"start": 9174.1, "end": 9184.18, "text": " actually I also wanted to ask has anyone here seen the movie back rooms yet"}, {"start": 9184.18, "end": 9191.94, "text": " someone actually someone definitely did is it good I'm hearing bad things and I'm"}, {"start": 9191.94, "end": 9195.460000000001, "text": " like fucking so sad about it"}, {"start": 9196.42, "end": 9202.9, "text": " the release yesterday yeah surely someone to go see in the units it was"}, {"start": 9202.9, "end": 9208.539999999999, "text": " really not good I'm too old for that shit why would it be good I mean I mean"}, {"start": 9208.539999999999, "end": 9212.92, "text": " it's not gonna be fucking interstellar right you know some Christopher Nolan"}, {"start": 9212.92, "end": 9219.539999999999, "text": " masterpiece but it's always shitty when you know any movie comes out based on a"}, {"start": 9219.539999999999, "end": 9225.94, "text": " video game and it doesn't do well because the odds of getting another one a"}, {"start": 9225.94, "end": 9231.22, "text": " video game based movie decreases like when that Assassin's Creed movie came out"}, {"start": 9231.22, "end": 9233.22, "text": " I was so sad"}, {"start": 9234.5, "end": 9236.5, "text": " This is horrible"}, {"start": 9237.3, "end": 9240.14, "text": " But then you know we had the exit 8 movie come out"}, {"start": 9240.82, "end": 9245.3, "text": " And that was based off like this shitty indie horror game. That's fucking awesome"}, {"start": 9248.26, "end": 9253.019999999999, "text": " There was an assassin's Creed movie yeah Michael fast benders in it, which is crazy"}, {"start": 9253.02, "end": 9256.98, "text": " It's a whore."}, {"start": 9256.98, "end": 9260.98, "text": " Five Knights of Freddy's, yeah that was a step in the wrong direction but maybe it did"}, {"start": 9260.98, "end": 9261.98, "text": " well on sales."}, {"start": 9261.98, "end": 9266.54, "text": " I feel like that was just a farming children game."}, {"start": 9266.54, "end": 9282.460000000001, "text": " Like just the name itself is going to take it sales for kids."}, {"start": 9282.460000000001, "end": 9285.460000000001, "text": " The D&D movie was good. Thank God. You're right."}, {"start": 9289.460000000001, "end": 9292.460000000001, "text": " Have you seen it? I haven't seen it! That's what I was asking."}, {"start": 9292.460000000001, "end": 9295.460000000001, "text": " Hey, I just got mixed answers. Some people said it's bad."}, {"start": 9295.460000000001, "end": 9300.460000000001, "text": " Some people were saying you expected it to be good. I actually did expect it to be good."}, {"start": 9304.460000000001, "end": 9306.460000000001, "text": " This guy's kinda tanky. Hold on."}, {"start": 9312.460000000001, "end": 9319.460000000001, "text": " I don't even know if I should be using a bone spike anymore."}, {"start": 9319.460000000001, "end": 9328.460000000001, "text": " No, I think I'm done with it."}, {"start": 9328.460000000001, "end": 9329.460000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9329.460000000001, "end": 9329.960000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9334.26, "end": 9335.76, "text": " I thought I'd seen this before."}, {"start": 9336.76, "end": 9337.76, "text": " Did I get done this before?"}, {"start": 9343.26, "end": 9343.76, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 9389.460000000001, "end": 9396.460000000001, "text": " Nothing. Oriana will prevail. And the flag will rule the Vastari."}, {"start": 9406.960000000001, "end": 9410.460000000001, "text": " Does he just stay here like this until I wake her up?"}, {"start": 9416.460000000001, "end": 9418.460000000001, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 9419.460000000001, "end": 9426.460000000001, "text": " It's a lot of blood."}, {"start": 9426.460000000001, "end": 9454.140000000001, "text": " this is not over, not yet, do not run, I will cut you to the end. it is done."}, {"start": 9454.14, "end": 9457.779999999999, "text": " Okay, that'll do."}, {"start": 9457.779999999999, "end": 9459.939999999999, "text": " The war is over."}, {"start": 9459.939999999999, "end": 9463.939999999999, "text": " Well, he's dead."}, {"start": 9463.939999999999, "end": 9465.34, "text": " She got him."}, {"start": 9465.34, "end": 9469.38, "text": " 15% reduced attribute requirements, plus 16 dex."}, {"start": 9469.38, "end": 9471.98, "text": " The idea, whatever."}, {"start": 9471.98, "end": 9475.619999999999, "text": " Speak to the hooded one in the shrine northwest of the caravan."}, {"start": 9475.619999999999, "end": 9479.14, "text": " So I can say it's TP home."}, {"start": 9479.14, "end": 9484.14, "text": " she boops he does"}, {"start": 9494.82, "end": 9503.46, "text": " in the shrine northwest of the caravan oh I guess I have to get off"}, {"start": 9503.460000000001, "end": 9507.460000000001, "text": " North-west of the camp. I can farther down. What's going on?"}, {"start": 9512.460000000001, "end": 9513.460000000001, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 9513.460000000001, "end": 9521.060000000001, "text": " my worst fears have been realized the beast is beyond our means now i didn't know my past"}, {"start": 9521.060000000001, "end": 9527.220000000001, "text": " but i wouldn't know yours you're right i have not been entirely"}, {"start": 9531.54, "end": 9541.220000000001, "text": " whoa he's got wings i am a god oh i am the thief of virgin i am seen"}, {"start": 9541.22, "end": 9549.9, "text": " And I have failed once again. It was I who created the beast. A seed of corruption that"}, {"start": 9549.9, "end": 9558.74, "text": " now threatens to grow anew. And it is my responsibility. As it is my creation that once again threatens"}, {"start": 9558.74, "end": 9566.14, "text": " all of Raeclast. It is by my hand that it must be contained. All I can ask is that,"}, {"start": 9566.14, "end": 9572.82, "text": " knowing who I am. You still see the importance of our task. The beast has grown beyond our"}, {"start": 9572.82, "end": 9579.099999999999, "text": " ability to contain it. We must search for something greater than we currently possess."}, {"start": 9579.099999999999, "end": 9583.939999999999, "text": " Something that can train its power and bring it back to a more manageable form. While I"}, {"start": 9583.939999999999, "end": 9589.699999999999, "text": " slumbered under the numbing effects of corruption, there was an empire that mastered the use"}, {"start": 9589.7, "end": 9596.1, "text": " of that deadly energy. We must go to the jungles that belong to Goval. Their ruins may yet"}, {"start": 9596.1, "end": 9602.26, "text": " hold the secrets we need. That is where we must go, to the sunken city of Utsa."}, {"start": 9603.54, "end": 9606.1, "text": " Okay, then for my item slave."}, {"start": 9611.140000000001, "end": 9614.42, "text": " Can I have TP here? I gotta run all the way back?"}, {"start": 9619.7, "end": 9631.460000000001, "text": " I should have sold those by back."}, {"start": 9631.460000000001, "end": 9633.78, "text": " Salvin's pinch."}, {"start": 9633.78, "end": 9637.480000000001, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 9637.480000000001, "end": 9643.94, "text": " So this veiled mask, is this essentially like really good for Vicky considering she had"}, {"start": 9643.94, "end": 9647.380000000001, "text": " that loot filter?"}, {"start": 9647.380000000001, "end": 9648.380000000001, "text": " Or is this a bad base?"}, {"start": 9648.380000000001, "end": 9650.380000000001, "text": " I'm trying to see like, what's the difference between this and the other one?"}, {"start": 9653.18, "end": 9656.460000000001, "text": " Oh, no, no, this is a veiled mesh. He had a tribal mask, I see."}, {"start": 9657.980000000001, "end": 9658.480000000001, "text": " So"}, {"start": 9662.78, "end": 9663.580000000002, "text": " Colossal"}, {"start": 9666.300000000001, "end": 9668.060000000001, "text": " It's even better, we'll take that one."}, {"start": 9670.86, "end": 9673.420000000002, "text": " Grand manaflash, the fucking my manaflash sucks."}, {"start": 9673.42, "end": 9678.42, "text": " It's a colossal maniflasque."}, {"start": 9678.42, "end": 9683.42, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 9683.42, "end": 9688.42, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9688.42, "end": 9693.42, "text": " Well, talk to Asla."}, {"start": 9693.42, "end": 9698.42, "text": " Travel to the sandpits."}, {"start": 9698.42, "end": 9724.42, "text": " Act 3 in this economy? Right? Never thought I'd see that day."}, {"start": 9724.42, "end": 9726.42, "text": " We shall undertake a different search."}, {"start": 9726.42, "end": 9730.42, "text": " We must go to the ruins of the Val Empire."}, {"start": 9730.42, "end": 9733.42, "text": " He's searchable weapon against the cunning cataclysm."}, {"start": 9733.42, "end": 9735.42, "text": " Thanks, unusual signup."}, {"start": 9737.42, "end": 9738.42, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9741.42, "end": 9743.42, "text": " Utsal is close."}, {"start": 9743.42, "end": 9744.42, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 9744.42, "end": 9748.42, "text": " So this is the place that a lot of people do not like."}, {"start": 9751.42, "end": 9753.42, "text": " A lot of people don't like Act 3."}, {"start": 9754.42, "end": 9761.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9761.42, "end": 9764.42, "text": " minus twenty percent fire as by the way"}, {"start": 9764.42, "end": 9771.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9771.42, "end": 9778.42, "text": " a"}, {"start": 9778.42, "end": 9780.42, "text": " I am a plant, that's true!"}, {"start": 9784.66, "end": 9785.66, "text": " Ugh..."}, {"start": 9786.74, "end": 9791.06, "text": " It's a giant tick! Look at this disgusting fucking thing!"}, {"start": 9792.36, "end": 9793.36, "text": " Yuck!"}, {"start": 9801.86, "end": 9803.36, "text": " Oh, there's another one."}, {"start": 9804.86, "end": 9806.86, "text": " Oh, it blows up! Ugh!"}, {"start": 9806.86, "end": 9812.74, "text": " You'll ever see videos of like people finding a tick and then smushing it, and it's like"}, {"start": 9812.74, "end": 9822.26, "text": " you didn't even... you had no idea there was that much fucking blood inside of it."}, {"start": 9822.26, "end": 9823.26, "text": " So much."}, {"start": 9823.26, "end": 9824.26, "text": " Ooh, massive note."}, {"start": 9824.26, "end": 9825.26, "text": " Bro, I'm eating."}, {"start": 9825.26, "end": 9826.26, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 9826.26, "end": 9835.06, "text": " I'm eating my bad so were the ticks"}, {"start": 9856.26, "end": 9858.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9871.42, "end": 9877.34, "text": " Level nine hold on hold on I think it's a new spell oh"}, {"start": 9877.34, "end": 9884.34, "text": " Oh! Thrashing vines. Okay, how does this work?"}, {"start": 9885.34, "end": 9890.34, "text": " Spur the growth of huge vines which emerge randomly within the target area."}, {"start": 9891.34, "end": 9895.34, "text": " The vines crash to the ground and then retreat, targeting nearby enemies if possible."}, {"start": 9896.34, "end": 9899.34, "text": " Spell physical damage, I'm already kind of in that lane."}, {"start": 9899.34, "end": 9907.64, "text": " Limit one vine growth area. Okay, so just like my other thing in the jig"}, {"start": 9913.32, "end": 9915.32, "text": " Obviously we take it and then"}, {"start": 9918.7, "end": 9920.7, "text": " I need to queue"}, {"start": 9923.06, "end": 9925.06, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 9929.34, "end": 9942.74, "text": " So I'm kind of wondering what I should be pressing now."}, {"start": 9942.74, "end": 9945.58, "text": " So here's my dilemma, right?"}, {"start": 9945.58, "end": 9952.42, "text": " So these vines, they don't last forever."}, {"start": 9952.42, "end": 9955.380000000001, "text": " So should I be just spending my vines?"}, {"start": 9955.380000000001, "end": 9960.62, "text": " Look, I can have four out at a time, but you'll see they run out of time before I even get"}, {"start": 9960.62, "end": 9969.500000000002, "text": " four of them out."}, {"start": 9969.500000000002, "end": 9977.900000000001, "text": " Press Q, fuck it, let's just read the guide, maybe it tells me."}, {"start": 9977.900000000001, "end": 9981.54, "text": " In Act 3, we start using thrashing vines, oh, as soon as we get our first level 9 skill"}, {"start": 9981.54, "end": 9982.54, "text": " gem."}, {"start": 9982.54, "end": 9985.660000000002, "text": " All the build stays pretty much the same as before, just adding some more support gems"}, {"start": 9985.660000000002, "end": 9988.18, "text": " to our skills."}, {"start": 9988.18, "end": 9992.78, "text": " Uh, we are also adding Blast, we have a temporal change after we get our next 30 spear from"}, {"start": 9992.78, "end": 10004.26, "text": " Lululea."}, {"start": 10004.26, "end": 10007.78, "text": " So do I, hold on."}, {"start": 10007.78, "end": 10026.140000000001, "text": " Okay, go to how it plays, I mean I did, that is literally how it plays."}, {"start": 10026.14, "end": 10038.9, "text": " Okay, once you get your level 3 support gem, you can slot branching fissures into entangle."}, {"start": 10038.9, "end": 10042.42, "text": " I'll have that."}, {"start": 10042.42, "end": 10050.58, "text": " You want concentrated area and zenith."}, {"start": 10050.58, "end": 10052.98, "text": " Once you get thrashing vines, you can drop bone storm."}, {"start": 10052.98, "end": 10073.539999999999, "text": " I absolutely recommend it to keep it for single target damage, okay."}, {"start": 10073.539999999999, "end": 10077.859999999999, "text": " Well I know I need branching fissures, I don't have any, I have pin."}, {"start": 10077.86, "end": 10085.18, "text": " Branching Fissures and Entangle and then Concentrated Area. They have 50% and less area of effect, but they do 30% more damage."}, {"start": 10085.980000000001, "end": 10088.58, "text": " So Thrashing Vines is a single target spell."}, {"start": 10100.42, "end": 10105.94, "text": " All right, let's do something that's more important than anything I've been doing. Does it have any skins?"}, {"start": 10105.94, "end": 10123.86, "text": " Grashing bombs. None, really. That's crazy. None? It's a new spell?"}, {"start": 10135.94, "end": 10140.76, "text": " That's definitely a new character angle. I'm thinking about it. Don't tempt me"}, {"start": 10143.880000000001, "end": 10147.140000000001, "text": " Like fuck think about all the different things these vines could be man"}, {"start": 10148.220000000001, "end": 10151.42, "text": " They could be lightsabers from Star Wars or"}, {"start": 10152.140000000001, "end": 10154.140000000001, "text": " They could be"}, {"start": 10154.140000000001, "end": 10156.42, "text": " massive dildos that come up from the ground"}, {"start": 10158.42, "end": 10160.42, "text": " Tentacles hentai"}, {"start": 10165.94, "end": 10167.94, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 10174.44, "end": 10176.44, "text": " God, there was a..."}, {"start": 10176.44, "end": 10183.44, "text": " I... I... no one believed me, but I really had no idea that the word hentai was like..."}, {"start": 10183.44, "end": 10185.44, "text": " basically anime porn."}, {"start": 10185.44, "end": 10192.44, "text": " When I knew there was like anime porn called hentai, but I just thought it was another like, word like anime."}, {"start": 10192.44, "end": 10199.560000000001, "text": " I don't know. I didn't put those two together. And so there was a game called Hentai Island"}, {"start": 10199.560000000001, "end": 10205.24, "text": " on Steam. And I played it. And I remember I was talking with, I think it was Pluto. And"}, {"start": 10205.24, "end": 10211.12, "text": " he's like, dude, like, you should have known what this is. It's Hentai Island. That's"}, {"start": 10211.12, "end": 10215.880000000001, "text": " what it's called. Like, dude, I thought it was just another word for anime. I really"}, {"start": 10215.880000000001, "end": 10217.880000000001, "text": " Don't believe me!"}, {"start": 10222.880000000001, "end": 10223.880000000001, "text": " My dad."}, {"start": 10225.880000000001, "end": 10228.880000000001, "text": " Hentai means more like strange, like hen strange."}, {"start": 10229.880000000001, "end": 10235.880000000001, "text": " I don't, I don't know. Sure. I mean now I know Hentai is full on straight up anime porn pretty much."}, {"start": 10236.880000000001, "end": 10238.880000000001, "text": " If you can see Hentai, it's porn."}, {"start": 10241.880000000001, "end": 10242.880000000001, "text": " Now I know."}, {"start": 10242.880000000001, "end": 10249.880000000001, "text": " Hentai means pervert in Japanese, sure. Yeah."}, {"start": 10259.880000000001, "end": 10266.880000000001, "text": " Either way, back to the task at hand. These lines could be Hentai Tentacles, if they care."}, {"start": 10272.880000000001, "end": 10290.640000000001, "text": " What am I gonna do with a fucking lead and great hammer?"}, {"start": 10290.640000000001, "end": 10299.400000000001, "text": " Plus two level to all minion skills, plus 50 spirit, plus a hundred intelligence requirement?"}, {"start": 10299.4, "end": 10301.4, "text": " What the fuck is this thing?"}, {"start": 10303.199999999999, "end": 10307.16, "text": " Increases and reductions to minion damage also affect you"}, {"start": 10320.039999999999, "end": 10326.9, "text": " Wouldn't that be really good for like this node that I'm going I guess I wouldn't be able to cast spells though, huh?"}, {"start": 10326.9, "end": 10334.9, "text": " But, uh, where is it?"}, {"start": 10334.9, "end": 10335.9, "text": " This one."}, {"start": 10335.9, "end": 10339.3, "text": " 30% increased damage and then minions deal 30% increased damage."}, {"start": 10339.3, "end": 10344.26, "text": " So wouldn't this just be 60% increased damage?"}, {"start": 10344.26, "end": 10351.22, "text": " In that case, that'd be sick."}, {"start": 10351.22, "end": 10353.22, "text": " Nothing I can do with it"}, {"start": 10381.22, "end": 10390.859999999999, "text": " Give me my loot, solar amulet."}, {"start": 10390.859999999999, "end": 10396.619999999999, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 10396.619999999999, "end": 10397.619999999999, "text": " What act is this?"}, {"start": 10397.619999999999, "end": 10398.619999999999, "text": " Is this real?"}, {"start": 10398.619999999999, "end": 10399.619999999999, "text": " Prophecy?"}, {"start": 10399.619999999999, "end": 10403.82, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 10403.82, "end": 10407.9, "text": " The prophecy."}, {"start": 10407.9, "end": 10408.9, "text": " Where's my anvil?"}, {"start": 10408.9, "end": 10410.9, "text": " How do I salvage?"}, {"start": 10410.9, "end": 10422.66, "text": " Where the fuck's my anvil?"}, {"start": 10422.66, "end": 10423.66, "text": " In the city?"}, {"start": 10423.66, "end": 10424.66, "text": " What city?"}, {"start": 10424.66, "end": 10428.46, "text": " Okay, I gotta get to town, clearly."}, {"start": 10428.46, "end": 10430.46, "text": " Okay, well."}, {"start": 10430.46, "end": 10433.18, "text": " Whoa, that's Guild Stash."}, {"start": 10433.18, "end": 10436.14, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 10436.14, "end": 10447.06, "text": " Put my unique away, gonna salvage that."}, {"start": 10447.06, "end": 10457.74, "text": " Shut up bitch."}, {"start": 10457.74, "end": 10460.66, "text": " Proves the quality of a skill gem."}, {"start": 10460.66, "end": 10464.22, "text": " This I think I want to put on my plants."}, {"start": 10464.22, "end": 10465.06, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 10466.179999999998, "end": 10469.46, "text": " 5% chance to create an additional fissure."}, {"start": 10469.46, "end": 10470.9, "text": " I think we love that."}, {"start": 10470.9, "end": 10472.8, "text": " Bang, 10% chance now."}, {"start": 10474.3, "end": 10476.039999999999, "text": " Plus 11 spirit."}, {"start": 10479.46, "end": 10481.22, "text": " Is that a stat that I just haven't seen?"}, {"start": 10481.22, "end": 10482.22, "text": " What is spirit?"}, {"start": 10488.22, "end": 10489.22, "text": " For summons?"}, {"start": 10489.22, "end": 10496.74, "text": " It's for your Herald, for example."}, {"start": 10496.74, "end": 10508.939999999999, "text": " My Ravenous Swarm, Reservation 30 Spirit, I see."}, {"start": 10508.939999999999, "end": 10515.06, "text": " So this is what those Spirit Gems mean, like you can have Auras, they don't cost mana but"}, {"start": 10515.06, "end": 10518.56, "text": " that you need a certain amount of spirit to be able to use them?"}, {"start": 10526.06, "end": 10528.06, "text": " You can see your spirit overlaid on your mana."}, {"start": 10529.06, "end": 10531.06, "text": " I'm looking, I'm not seeing that."}, {"start": 10540.06, "end": 10542.06, "text": " Oh, mana globe. Oh, over here."}, {"start": 10542.06, "end": 10546.939999999999, "text": " Zero out of 30 because I'm using 30 right now for the grab this one. Okay, I get it"}, {"start": 10546.939999999999, "end": 10550.66, "text": " I mean maybe this amulet can turn into something good. I'll keep it. I"}, {"start": 10552.699999999999, "end": 10555.939999999999, "text": " Don't know get back to work. Let's find the town"}, {"start": 10555.94, "end": 10577.140000000001, "text": " if you click off your spirit and you'll see the yellow ball are fucking right I see it"}, {"start": 10577.14, "end": 10579.14, "text": " What what?"}, {"start": 10579.14, "end": 10606.06, "text": " Wait, I actually didn't look at this either."}, {"start": 10606.06, "end": 10610.18, "text": " What happens when these thrashing vines become overgrown?"}, {"start": 10610.18, "end": 10612.939999999999, "text": " Overgrown vines deal 50% more damage."}, {"start": 10612.939999999999, "end": 10614.859999999999, "text": " Okay, that's sick."}, {"start": 10614.859999999999, "end": 10623.5, "text": " What a cool fucking class."}, {"start": 10623.5, "end": 10626.619999999999, "text": " Sets a skill gem to have three- OHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 10626.619999999999, "end": 10627.619999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10627.619999999999, "end": 10628.619999999999, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 10628.619999999999, "end": 10634.699999999999, "text": " What do I want to have three skill gems now?"}, {"start": 10634.7, "end": 10640.820000000002, "text": " It looks like thrashing vines, thunderstorm."}, {"start": 10640.820000000002, "end": 10645.54, "text": " This motherfucker wants me to get all of it, but what's the Pryo here?"}, {"start": 10645.54, "end": 10650.02, "text": " You got a bone storm pretty fucking early."}, {"start": 10650.02, "end": 10651.740000000002, "text": " It's gotta be..."}, {"start": 10651.740000000002, "end": 10654.78, "text": " Thunderstorm."}, {"start": 10654.78, "end": 10663.54, "text": " Rapid casting, living lightning, prolonged duration would be ideal."}, {"start": 10663.54, "end": 10666.480000000001, "text": " I use Thunderstorm a lot. I mean, I'm gonna get it on everything eventually."}, {"start": 10667.78, "end": 10672.04, "text": " Bonestorm? I'm not using Bonestorm now. I'm using it on bosses, but like..."}, {"start": 10672.6, "end": 10674.52, "text": " Majority of the fighting is..."}, {"start": 10675.18, "end": 10676.220000000001, "text": " Not bosses."}, {"start": 10677.080000000002, "end": 10678.28, "text": " Where I'm using Thunderstorm."}, {"start": 10681.2, "end": 10682.7, "text": " How about you stop using the guide now?"}, {"start": 10684.740000000002, "end": 10685.240000000002, "text": " I could."}, {"start": 10686.060000000001, "end": 10688.060000000001, "text": " I feel pretty comfortable with what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 10693.54, "end": 10721.060000000001, "text": " It literally tells you the prior list below of gems, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 10723.54, "end": 10736.740000000002, "text": " just tell, it doesn't tell me what"}, {"start": 10736.740000000002, "end": 10738.86, "text": " nah, not really"}, {"start": 10738.86, "end": 10746.7, "text": " they're in order"}, {"start": 10746.7, "end": 10748.94, "text": " yeah, but it doesn't say where they go in"}, {"start": 10748.94, "end": 10760.7, "text": " I don't know, it still does the same bullshit, I guess."}, {"start": 10760.7, "end": 10766.7, "text": " Whatever man, I don't feel like they're gonna stop talking to me."}, {"start": 10766.7, "end": 10768.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10778.220000000001, "end": 10784.12, "text": " Try to run does live a death wish digging for treasure out here hanging tree"}, {"start": 10786.980000000001, "end": 10788.980000000001, "text": " Don't care about that"}, {"start": 10792.2, "end": 10794.2, "text": " She's either brave"}, {"start": 10796.7, "end": 10803.7, "text": " Okay, am I at the town now? Is there an Anvil here?"}, {"start": 10805.1, "end": 10812.1, "text": " Oh, there is. Fuck yeah."}, {"start": 10813.1, "end": 10820.1, "text": " Salad's going to cheer me up."}, {"start": 10820.1, "end": 10822.1, "text": " Ah, some pretty things, yes?"}, {"start": 10822.44, "end": 10825.140000000001, "text": " Wand. Shit. Shit."}, {"start": 10826.36, "end": 10827.1, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 10831.640000000001, "end": 10832.52, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 10834.02, "end": 10839.48, "text": " Okay, enter the jungle ruins, search for some waterways, search the region for more runestones."}, {"start": 10841.02, "end": 10842.52, "text": " I guess I go jungle ruins."}, {"start": 10850.1, "end": 10878.5, "text": " Keep an eye out, the jungle has reclaimed what the vows saw to conquer."}, {"start": 10878.5, "end": 10885.5, "text": " tanky boy. I need level 3 support gems ASAP and a fuck ton of them."}, {"start": 10885.5, "end": 10887.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10901.26, "end": 10903.42, "text": " Asked her before info about soul cores"}, {"start": 10908.78, "end": 10910.78, "text": " The fuck is serving"}, {"start": 10915.5, "end": 10922.5, "text": " Okay, so back to town."}, {"start": 10945.5, "end": 10953.86, "text": " Okay, find the stores with the Oroch poison, travel to the infested barons."}, {"start": 10953.86, "end": 10954.86, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10954.86, "end": 10961.82, "text": " Let's keep exploring, I guess."}, {"start": 10961.82, "end": 10967.3, "text": " At this point, I have no idea what's going on, so it might actually just have to be full"}, {"start": 10967.3, "end": 10970.9, "text": " clears left and right."}, {"start": 10970.9, "end": 10972.62, "text": " Check out Surveys, big ass cigar."}, {"start": 10972.62, "end": 10973.62, "text": " Already left."}, {"start": 10973.62, "end": 10974.62, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11004.62, "end": 11011.62, "text": " Oh, back to this Valble shit."}, {"start": 11011.62, "end": 11022.62, "text": " Oh, gross."}, {"start": 11022.62, "end": 11023.62, "text": " You don't need to do it."}, {"start": 11023.62, "end": 11024.62, "text": " Just don't do them."}, {"start": 11024.62, "end": 11029.980000000001, "text": " But man, it's such a good way to get, like, level 3 support skills, or, like, unlocking"}, {"start": 11029.98, "end": 11039.98, "text": " those sockets. Ow, I'm getting on the fuck."}, {"start": 11039.98, "end": 11041.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11056.06, "end": 11058.06, "text": " Got that"}, {"start": 11062.06, "end": 11066.26, "text": " I guess we start going down this way grabbing the magnitude and bleeding bullshit"}, {"start": 11069.98, "end": 11094.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11094.98, "end": 11096.98, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 11124.98, "end": 11126.98, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 11129.98, "end": 11131.98, "text": " She's almost died instantly right there."}, {"start": 11154.98, "end": 11159.98, "text": " Just not quite dodging there am I."}, {"start": 11184.98, "end": 11191.98, "text": " Fuckin' Jesus."}, {"start": 11191.98, "end": 11192.98, "text": " Nerf boss."}, {"start": 11192.98, "end": 11206.06, "text": " That guy got nerfed."}, {"start": 11206.06, "end": 11207.58, "text": " Skill jam level 9."}, {"start": 11207.58, "end": 11211.98, "text": " That's upgrade my entangle."}, {"start": 11211.98, "end": 11213.1, "text": " Twice."}, {"start": 11213.1, "end": 11217.4, "text": " This boss is the hardcore character killer."}, {"start": 11217.4, "end": 11218.4, "text": " I believe it!"}, {"start": 11218.4, "end": 11221.0, "text": " Like, he comes in so hot!"}, {"start": 11221.0, "end": 11227.56, "text": " He seems super basic, like, I'll be honest, I don't, if I could fight him again I'd probably"}, {"start": 11227.56, "end": 11233.28, "text": " die I'm sure, but I feel like two more deaths on him and I don't know if I'd ever die to"}, {"start": 11233.28, "end": 11235.28, "text": " him ever again."}, {"start": 11235.28, "end": 11242.800000000001, "text": " But I could totally see jumping in, not being warmed up, and then pfft, dead."}, {"start": 11242.800000000001, "end": 11248.480000000001, "text": " like right now I get it he's got a two spin into a slam and it's like he's got"}, {"start": 11248.480000000001, "end": 11254.320000000002, "text": " a slight delayed attack but it's not that hard once you get that then again"}, {"start": 11254.320000000002, "end": 11258.240000000002, "text": " y'all said it got nerve so maybe it was harder before"}, {"start": 11258.52, "end": 11262.04, "text": " anyway that guy fucked me up"}, {"start": 11262.04, "end": 11287.880000000001, "text": " Lightning spell skills, I use plants though, so I have plus one level to all spells."}, {"start": 11287.880000000001, "end": 11288.880000000001, "text": " This is really good."}, {"start": 11288.880000000001, "end": 11291.880000000001, "text": " Oh, but I have this fuckin' legendary neck."}, {"start": 11293.380000000001, "end": 11295.380000000001, "text": " How do I care about this legendary though?"}, {"start": 11295.880000000001, "end": 11298.880000000001, "text": " 12% of damage taken recouped as mana."}, {"start": 11298.880000000001, "end": 11302.380000000001, "text": " This would keep me above 90% mana."}, {"start": 11303.380000000001, "end": 11306.880000000001, "text": " And that's important because I have zen on everything."}, {"start": 11309.380000000001, "end": 11310.880000000001, "text": " So maybe that could be good."}, {"start": 11313.880000000001, "end": 11314.880000000001, "text": " Here's a clip."}, {"start": 11315.380000000001, "end": 11316.880000000001, "text": " Uhhhh..."}, {"start": 11318.880000000001, "end": 11327.880000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 11327.880000000001, "end": 11347.880000000001, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 11347.880000000001, "end": 11351.960000000001, "text": " lost like 15 hardcore characters to this boss because he is always zero DPS and"}, {"start": 11351.960000000001, "end": 11355.28, "text": " eventually gets slammed."}, {"start": 11355.920000000002, "end": 11366.640000000001, "text": " 697 HP. I've got 611. Okay, he's not that tanky, huh? So why is he doing no"}, {"start": 11366.640000000001, "end": 11372.080000000002, "text": " damage if he has so little life?"}, {"start": 11372.08, "end": 11382.9, "text": " He's got a bunch of armor too."}, {"start": 11382.9, "end": 11384.06, "text": " I got 38%."}, {"start": 11384.06, "end": 11390.539999999999, "text": " I got these boots where I dump all my evasion into bonus armor."}, {"start": 11390.539999999999, "end": 11391.539999999999, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 11391.539999999999, "end": 11394.42, "text": " Alright, well that's the monkey."}, {"start": 11394.42, "end": 11395.42, "text": " Now I've seen it."}, {"start": 11395.42, "end": 11398.22, "text": " I was wondering what y'all are referring to."}, {"start": 11398.22, "end": 11400.02, "text": " Two skill points."}, {"start": 11400.02, "end": 11401.02, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 11401.02, "end": 11402.02, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 11402.82, "end": 11404.82, "text": " Love that for me"}, {"start": 11408.7, "end": 11412.9, "text": " Telling you this Ward thing is cheese Ward thing"}, {"start": 11417.460000000001, "end": 11419.460000000001, "text": " What Ward thing oh"}, {"start": 11422.1, "end": 11428.460000000001, "text": " The runic Ward I forgot about that new mechanic. Yeah, I don't even like noticing"}, {"start": 11432.02, "end": 11436.02, "text": " Yeah, that does seem, it's like a cheat death."}, {"start": 11436.02, "end": 11440.02, "text": " That's kind of crazy for hardcore, isn't it?"}, {"start": 11444.02, "end": 11448.02, "text": " Oh, maybe that, yeah, that's why I wasn't getting one shot before."}, {"start": 11448.02, "end": 11452.02, "text": " Like, I got actually survived that first initial hit."}, {"start": 11452.02, "end": 11456.02, "text": " Oh. It's not a cheat death."}, {"start": 11456.02, "end": 11460.02, "text": " You still die."}, {"start": 11462.02, "end": 11465.560000000001, "text": " Is it just another addition?"}, {"start": 11465.560000000001, "end": 11471.02, "text": " It's like energy shield basically?"}, {"start": 11471.02, "end": 11481.9, "text": " It's just an extra energy shield basically."}, {"start": 11481.9, "end": 11489.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11489.5, "end": 11491.02, "text": " Also a resource for some abilities?"}, {"start": 11491.02, "end": 11497.42, "text": " Yay, I'm sure there's like unique different thingamajigs, but defensively, you can just see it as an energy shield."}, {"start": 11499.62, "end": 11501.62, "text": " It has its way of regenerating,"}, {"start": 11503.32, "end": 11506.92, "text": " and it helps you survive, but if that also runs out, you die."}, {"start": 11507.62, "end": 11508.62, "text": " Like energy shield."}, {"start": 11510.720000000001, "end": 11513.42, "text": " And it happens after you lose the Ravager of the Core."}, {"start": 11517.720000000001, "end": 11520.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, still, it's pretty good for hardcore."}, {"start": 11521.02, "end": 11534.44, "text": " Give a lot of institution ahead of you."}, {"start": 11534.44, "end": 11539.62, "text": " I mean dude, people keep saying like, dude I'm so excited for you to see the end game"}, {"start": 11539.62, "end": 11544.220000000001, "text": " with Pathbro, it's gonna be so crazy, it's so good, it's a bit- y'all are making my"}, {"start": 11544.220000000001, "end": 11550.58, "text": " expectations way higher than they're supposed to be I feel like, and I'm just gonna be disappointed."}, {"start": 11550.58, "end": 11557.58, "text": " barons that's important I needed that"}, {"start": 11580.58, "end": 11586.9, "text": " So does Quinn post his builds online?"}, {"start": 11586.9, "end": 11589.18, "text": " Any build guides from Quinn?"}, {"start": 11589.18, "end": 11605.3, "text": " I mean, I'm one that's like, I can't even fucking make a build, I'm out of there yet."}, {"start": 11605.300000000001, "end": 11611.300000000001, "text": " Alright, let's, uh, uncut support gem."}, {"start": 11611.300000000001, "end": 11614.300000000001, "text": " I assume I want an uncut support gem, right?"}, {"start": 11614.300000000001, "end": 11623.300000000001, "text": " I mean, it doesn't say what level it's gonna be, so I'm confused."}, {"start": 11623.300000000001, "end": 11638.300000000001, "text": " Okay, never mind. I guess it goes to your level. Level three. We'll take that."}, {"start": 11638.300000000001, "end": 11645.300000000001, "text": " Okay, this is big. This is extremely big."}, {"start": 11645.300000000001, "end": 11648.300000000001, "text": " Okay, number one."}, {"start": 11648.300000000001, "end": 11653.640000000001, "text": " Thunderstorm, I need prolonged duration on this plus. I'm tired of reapplying this fuck."}, {"start": 11653.640000000001, "end": 11669.02, "text": " Number two, we want ranching fissures for entangle of the utmost priority and we'll take"}, {"start": 11669.02, "end": 11671.02, "text": " Pin out"}, {"start": 11676.66, "end": 11681.66, "text": " Why are you covering 90% of inventory because I accidentally moved my cam before"}, {"start": 11699.02, "end": 11716.380000000001, "text": " That was movement on there."}, {"start": 11716.380000000001, "end": 11728.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11728.1, "end": 11735.1, "text": " forget to equip a second charm. When the fuck did I get a second charm slot?"}, {"start": 11742.380000000001, "end": 11749.380000000001, "text": " What's my lowest resistance? Fire is negative 20%. Do I have a fire charm?"}, {"start": 11749.380000000001, "end": 11761.060000000001, "text": " Grants immunity to ignite I currently have a how the fuck do I have a fire"}, {"start": 11761.060000000001, "end": 11774.78, "text": " charm equipped but I'm still negative what that's fucking crazy it's only"}, {"start": 11774.78, "end": 11777.94, "text": " active when you get hit"}, {"start": 11779.380000000001, "end": 11786.660000000002, "text": " Oh it doesn't give fire resist, huh? Well, I mean in that case I'm gonna put immunity to ignite"}, {"start": 11789.94, "end": 11793.86, "text": " Because I'm clearly getting fucked by fire, so whatever"}, {"start": 11799.820000000002, "end": 11805.6, "text": " What else am I travel to the infested barons done activate five additional ancient beacons"}, {"start": 11805.6, "end": 11811.86, "text": " I don't know if that's here and then search the area for more rune stones. I mean am I missing anything in this area?"}, {"start": 11815.2, "end": 11820.92, "text": " There's a troubled camp. I don't know if I'm gonna need to get that"}, {"start": 11824.960000000001, "end": 11826.960000000001, "text": " This must be it actually"}, {"start": 11833.36, "end": 11835.36, "text": " Done"}, {"start": 11835.6, "end": 11851.16, "text": " the venom crypt at the start the venom crypt at the start"}, {"start": 11851.84, "end": 11855.16, "text": " where's that at"}, {"start": 11861.0, "end": 11864.08, "text": " near monkey"}, {"start": 11865.6, "end": 11867.6, "text": " So, near the waypoint. Here-ish."}, {"start": 11868.4, "end": 11870.4, "text": " Okay. Here's Monkey."}, {"start": 11877.2, "end": 11879.2, "text": " Maybe it's like, somewhere up here?"}, {"start": 11885.04, "end": 11887.04, "text": " No, not finding shit."}, {"start": 11895.6, "end": 11901.800000000001, "text": " Motherfucker, there is Venom Crips."}, {"start": 11914.68, "end": 11921.84, "text": " 15% increased magnitude of bleeding you inflict and then 25% more physical."}, {"start": 11921.84, "end": 11930.72, "text": " So is that more physical? Hold on. That was increased."}, {"start": 11940.8, "end": 11945.36, "text": " Placial Iron Desert."}, {"start": 11951.84, "end": 11978.84, "text": " Level 9 skill gem, let's upgrade bone storm considering it's level 7."}, {"start": 11978.84, "end": 12005.94, "text": " things are getting crazy Ruby ring plus 28 fire res"}, {"start": 12005.94, "end": 12008.34, "text": " I mean over the light or lightning resist I guess."}, {"start": 12012.9, "end": 12013.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12035.94, "end": 12042.1, "text": " I wish I could see how many fit like"}, {"start": 12043.6, "end": 12047.58, "text": " Entangles I actually have oh wow wait a second"}, {"start": 12048.58, "end": 12050.58, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 12055.02, "end": 12061.58, "text": " Casting this spell a single time with this support gem. Look at this the whole fucking map gets covered"}, {"start": 12062.34, "end": 12064.34, "text": " Before it was just one little line"}, {"start": 12065.94, "end": 12069.94, "text": " Now the branching fishers are fucking crazy!"}, {"start": 12074.94, "end": 12076.94, "text": " Jeez!"}, {"start": 12095.94, "end": 12106.94, "text": " Okay, that was a full loop. That was awful. Now I get to run it again."}, {"start": 12106.94, "end": 12116.94, "text": " Let's kill Silver Pascals."}, {"start": 12116.94, "end": 12133.94, "text": " Uh-oh, there he is."}, {"start": 12133.94, "end": 12135.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12135.94, "end": 12136.44, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12159.720000000001, "end": 12164.380000000001, "text": " 19% attack or cast speed. 36% increased spell dam."}, {"start": 12195.94, "end": 12225.28, "text": " Oh god, here we go."}, {"start": 12225.28, "end": 12234.68, "text": " A chaos award."}, {"start": 12234.68, "end": 12246.24, "text": " So what the fuck do you use chaos awards on?"}, {"start": 12246.24, "end": 12251.24, "text": " It removes a random modifier and augments a rare item with a new one, so you just pure gamble."}, {"start": 12264.24, "end": 12266.24, "text": " It's a pure chaos one might say."}, {"start": 12266.24, "end": 12270.6, "text": " Miss like when would you want to use that?"}, {"start": 12270.6, "end": 12274.08, "text": " Would you want to use it on a piece of gear that has"}, {"start": 12274.08, "end": 12277.44, "text": " three perfect affixes and one shitty one?"}, {"start": 12277.44, "end": 12284.44, "text": " I feel like I wouldn't."}, {"start": 12289.44, "end": 12291.56, "text": " Corpse Snake Venom."}, {"start": 12292.4, "end": 12294.4, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 12297.16, "end": 12299.16, "text": " Did I clear in here a"}, {"start": 12303.199999999999, "end": 12310.4, "text": " Reprieve a side of solace beneath the jungles chaos I want to find that"}, {"start": 12314.039999999999, "end": 12316.039999999999, "text": " You want the pluses"}, {"start": 12316.04, "end": 12322.04, "text": " Okay, so not this, I don't care."}, {"start": 12322.04, "end": 12327.04, "text": " Do you actually like PoE?"}, {"start": 12327.04, "end": 12330.04, "text": " No, I'm here for the drops."}, {"start": 12330.04, "end": 12336.04, "text": " Speaking of which guys, you can get a pet if you give two subs right now."}, {"start": 12336.04, "end": 12338.04, "text": " In game pet."}, {"start": 12338.04, "end": 12341.04, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 12341.04, "end": 12345.04, "text": " I don't know if y'all care."}, {"start": 12345.04, "end": 12368.2, "text": " Go home."}, {"start": 12368.2, "end": 12372.0, "text": " Gain 30% increased elemental ailment threshold."}, {"start": 12372.0, "end": 12377.56, "text": " 25% increased mana. This is a perma buff. You have to actually pick one here?"}, {"start": 12380.88, "end": 12382.88, "text": " The guy tells me, I mean..."}, {"start": 12384.68, "end": 12386.68, "text": " All right, checking."}, {"start": 12388.88, "end": 12390.88, "text": " Fuck, I closed it. Hold on."}, {"start": 12402.0, "end": 12414.0, "text": " Alright, so we're here, and we're in Act 3, and we got an ad, and I clicked it, what-"}, {"start": 12414.0, "end": 12416.36, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12416.36, "end": 12421.72, "text": " Gross, all of this is disgusting."}, {"start": 12421.720000000001, "end": 12427.720000000001, "text": " Uh, manna hungry at times."}, {"start": 12427.720000000001, "end": 12445.720000000001, "text": " Okay, so 25% increased stun threshold."}, {"start": 12445.720000000001, "end": 12447.720000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12456.720000000001, "end": 12459.720000000001, "text": " Don't want me to see her cigar or something that she has?"}, {"start": 12459.720000000001, "end": 12479.12, "text": " Oh, the portrait. Oh, I do be seeing that. She's a smoker."}, {"start": 12489.720000000001, "end": 12517.320000000002, "text": " You have any decent uniques for other builds?"}, {"start": 12517.32, "end": 12527.36, "text": " now. All I've gotten is these boots, which combines my...it converts my evasion into"}, {"start": 12527.36, "end": 12544.76, "text": " armor. And then I got this chest, which 50% chance to inflict bleeding on hit. And maybe"}, {"start": 12544.76, "end": 12551.52, "text": " that's good I got some hammer yeah I did get a hammer you can get a unique"}, {"start": 12551.52, "end": 12559.0, "text": " Varus and Ruforging an x3 to make items under level 55 better well I don't"}, {"start": 12559.0, "end": 12562.68, "text": " really have anything I want to level the fuck up"}, {"start": 12565.92, "end": 12574.52, "text": " discord discord babe I got you a level 3 physical spell wand in the bank"}, {"start": 12574.52, "end": 12580.76, "text": " Alright hold on hold on could this be Viki got me some gear. Oh"}, {"start": 12587.18, "end": 12592.36, "text": " My fucking god it can go to plus three. Oh"}, {"start": 12595.84, "end": 12597.84, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 12600.12, "end": 12602.12, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 12604.52, "end": 12605.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12605.52, "end": 12613.92, "text": " All right, let's- let's fuck it, and she's watching, she's gonna watch me, like, buff this thing"}, {"start": 12613.92, "end": 12614.92, "text": " up."}, {"start": 12614.92, "end": 12615.92, "text": " Let's see what it turns into."}, {"start": 12615.92, "end": 12619.92, "text": " All right, let's go to my shit tab."}, {"start": 12619.92, "end": 12621.36, "text": " Upgrades the normal item."}, {"start": 12621.36, "end": 12622.36, "text": " Magic item."}, {"start": 12622.36, "end": 12624.36, "text": " Yeah, that's already done, so..."}, {"start": 12624.36, "end": 12630.16, "text": " Regal orb, here we go."}, {"start": 12630.16, "end": 12632.720000000001, "text": " Not good."}, {"start": 12632.720000000001, "end": 12656.640000000001, "text": " good. Essence. Check essences for spell damage. What are essences? Too late. What is that?"}, {"start": 12656.64, "end": 12670.64, "text": " tab oh these fucking little beetle looking things oh okay yeah guaranteed"}, {"start": 12670.64, "end": 12677.64, "text": " modifier okay so I could have guaranteed critical hit chance for spells"}, {"start": 12686.64, "end": 12690.64, "text": " Yeah, it's critical hit chance. No, they go on specific types of gear."}, {"start": 12690.64, "end": 12695.64, "text": " Well, yeah, focus or wand, increase critical hit chance for spells."}, {"start": 12695.64, "end": 12698.64, "text": " That's what it'd be. Alright, either way."}, {"start": 12698.64, "end": 12704.64, "text": " Uh, I mean, this is gonna be better than what I currently have, I think."}, {"start": 12704.64, "end": 12707.64, "text": " Actually, is it?"}, {"start": 12707.64, "end": 12712.64, "text": " Gain 13% of damage as extra lightning, 13% extra fire,"}, {"start": 12712.64, "end": 12715.64, "text": " 36th and Spell Physical Damage."}, {"start": 12718.64, "end": 12721.64, "text": " Yeah, okay, let's just fucking exalt it and see what happens."}, {"start": 12721.64, "end": 12746.76, "text": " do I even job on this I don't know okay let's just see how first of all also it's level 36 so I"}, {"start": 12746.76, "end": 12753.08, "text": " I can't even use it for two levels. Let's just wait, keep it in the stash. When I can equip it,"}, {"start": 12753.08, "end": 12759.4, "text": " I will equip it and we will look how it affects my damage, and then I'll decide if I want to job on it."}, {"start": 12759.4, "end": 12774.199999999999, "text": " Is this where you use the chaos orb?"}, {"start": 12774.199999999999, "end": 12775.68, "text": " I quit chaos orb."}, {"start": 12775.68, "end": 12778.44, "text": " Watch me brick the fuck out of it."}, {"start": 12778.44, "end": 12780.96, "text": " Take off the plus three levels."}, {"start": 12780.96, "end": 12784.96, "text": " You can check if the number changes."}, {"start": 12784.96, "end": 12789.199999999999, "text": " Well again, I can't even equip it yet."}, {"start": 12789.2, "end": 12791.2, "text": " So, uh, one more level I can."}, {"start": 12809.2, "end": 12815.2, "text": " Like, I, I, it, you're right, it might still straight up be better, cause it's plus three as opposed to my weapon, which is plus one."}, {"start": 12815.2, "end": 12828.240000000002, "text": " one. However, mine is also plus one to all spells. What is this? Body armor plus 50"}, {"start": 12828.240000000002, "end": 12836.720000000001, "text": " to spirit. Glacial armor scrap, quality of armor. I don't know what I want here. Give"}, {"start": 12836.720000000001, "end": 12841.320000000002, "text": " me the armor stuff I guess. Look, spells in PoE scale hard from levels. Even with the"}, {"start": 12841.32, "end": 12844.76, "text": " one would be blue with only plus three would be better than your one."}, {"start": 12844.76, "end": 12851.32, "text": " Yeah, but like I said mine is all spells so it's going to buff my thunder storm and"}, {"start": 12851.32, "end": 12853.199999999999, "text": " my bone storm."}, {"start": 12853.199999999999, "end": 12865.64, "text": " Plus three to all physical spells, again just my vines and my entangle."}, {"start": 12865.64, "end": 12867.64, "text": " Probably still better."}, {"start": 12867.64, "end": 12877.64, "text": " Oh, yeah. Thunderstorm is a good idea."}, {"start": 12877.64, "end": 12881.439999999999, "text": " Explore the infested barons in search of the Chimero Wetlands."}, {"start": 12881.439999999999, "end": 12884.64, "text": " Okay, maybe I want to go into Mystic Refuge?"}, {"start": 12884.64, "end": 12895.96, "text": " This might just be a room that I enter and then leave."}, {"start": 12895.960000000001, "end": 12897.960000000001, "text": " Crossbond is useless, no."}, {"start": 12897.960000000001, "end": 12904.960000000001, "text": " It's not useless, but I would only use it on bosses that are going to live for a very long time."}, {"start": 12916.960000000001, "end": 12918.960000000001, "text": " It chips away their defenses."}, {"start": 12925.960000000001, "end": 12951.6, "text": " Okay, search region for more rune stones, there's a scrying pull in here, whatever the"}, {"start": 12951.6, "end": 12953.6, "text": " the fuck that is"}, {"start": 12965.6, "end": 12967.76, "text": " Yeah, I think I just go forward this is all"}, {"start": 12970.2, "end": 12972.2, "text": " Bullshit"}, {"start": 12974.0, "end": 12975.800000000001, "text": " I need to open that"}, {"start": 12975.800000000001, "end": 12980.480000000001, "text": " Thank the giftings. Oh, yeah. Thank you maestroffi for gifting the subs. Oh my god"}, {"start": 12980.76, "end": 12985.660000000002, "text": " Novak 3 sub and are a gay 94 sub. Thank you. Wow"}, {"start": 12987.44, "end": 12989.44, "text": " How do I open this door?"}, {"start": 12991.960000000001, "end": 12993.960000000001, "text": " This doesn't seem to be opening"}, {"start": 12996.12, "end": 13001.300000000001, "text": " This zone is for later great love that for me"}, {"start": 13005.800000000001, "end": 13024.54, "text": " Love how there's no fucking checkpoint either, so I have to run back."}, {"start": 13024.54, "end": 13031.54, "text": " was through the door that I can't open."}, {"start": 13054.54, "end": 13068.560000000001, "text": " Damn, that guy's got 1200 gold."}, {"start": 13068.56, "end": 13070.56, "text": " I could gamble one wand with that."}, {"start": 13098.56, "end": 13105.56, "text": " This guy's all glitched out, here we go."}, {"start": 13105.56, "end": 13115.039999999999, "text": " Okay, I guess I'm still looking for that King Meryl Wetlands, they've got to be south-left,"}, {"start": 13115.039999999999, "end": 13121.92, "text": " surely."}, {"start": 13121.92, "end": 13123.32, "text": " Go back, go back."}, {"start": 13123.32, "end": 13125.32, "text": " Okay, we're going back."}, {"start": 13129.24, "end": 13131.24, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 13143.4, "end": 13145.64, "text": " Speak with him. Okay, all right"}, {"start": 13150.52, "end": 13152.52, "text": " You're fucking right"}, {"start": 13153.32, "end": 13158.72, "text": " Okay, that's done."}, {"start": 13158.72, "end": 13177.36, "text": " Oh, and it revealed the Chimera wetlands, way in the west."}, {"start": 13177.36, "end": 13178.36, "text": " Speak to him again."}, {"start": 13178.36, "end": 13179.36, "text": " He's a traitor."}, {"start": 13179.36, "end": 13181.36, "text": " I don't speak to traitors."}, {"start": 13188.36, "end": 13189.36, "text": " Parasy."}, {"start": 13201.36, "end": 13203.36, "text": " I have a checkpoint, let's see."}, {"start": 13204.36, "end": 13206.36, "text": " Let's go see what he has."}, {"start": 13209.36, "end": 13214.36, "text": " fire increased flammability magnitude"}, {"start": 13220.36, "end": 13225.36, "text": " let's go home and let's do the thing"}, {"start": 13239.36, "end": 13266.52, "text": " Okay, and then check point back over Chimera wetlands"}, {"start": 13269.36, "end": 13273.52, "text": " Anyone know why he has a blue triforce symbol on his items? That is because I have a guide."}, {"start": 13273.52, "end": 13275.92, "text": " Usually like this, always."}, {"start": 13275.92, "end": 13281.92, "text": " I imported a guide, and uh, it's just the guide notification bullshit."}, {"start": 13299.36, "end": 13309.76, "text": " Tier 2 mitts, huh?"}, {"start": 13309.76, "end": 13311.880000000001, "text": " Six to nine physical damage, nice."}, {"start": 13311.880000000001, "end": 13314.640000000001, "text": " What gloves do I have?"}, {"start": 13314.640000000001, "end": 13321.480000000001, "text": " Oh, the gloves I'm currently using are level two."}, {"start": 13321.480000000001, "end": 13322.980000000001, "text": " Iron ring."}, {"start": 13322.980000000001, "end": 13327.480000000001, "text": " Probably not good for me."}, {"start": 13327.48, "end": 13340.8, "text": " Plus 5% armor, wow."}, {"start": 13340.8, "end": 13355.08, "text": " Okay, we got these prisms, we love that."}, {"start": 13355.08, "end": 13357.92, "text": " We're going to use this on Entangle."}, {"start": 13357.92, "end": 13363.68, "text": " Damn, I'm almost at max quality."}, {"start": 13363.68, "end": 13365.68, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 13365.68, "end": 13380.2, "text": " Okay, level 9."}, {"start": 13380.2, "end": 13381.64, "text": " I did a little Thunderstorm."}, {"start": 13381.64, "end": 13386.16, "text": " I guess I'll go to my occult bullshit, and I will get"}, {"start": 13388.519999999999, "end": 13391.8, "text": " Fucking contagion I guess or maybe"}, {"start": 13394.08, "end": 13397.199999999999, "text": " Frostbomb going to level nine from five sure"}, {"start": 13401.72, "end": 13403.72, "text": " Even though I'm never gonna fucking use it"}, {"start": 13441.64, "end": 13445.8, "text": " The temple of chaos is over there."}, {"start": 13445.8, "end": 13449.56, "text": " Shit, I gotta come up- no, I grabbed this."}, {"start": 13449.56, "end": 13452.24, "text": " 15% increased critical hit chance for spells."}, {"start": 13452.24, "end": 13457.279999999999, "text": " Uh, do I still have that bullshit in that removes my chance to crit?"}, {"start": 13457.279999999999, "end": 13459.279999999999, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 13459.279999999999, "end": 13462.279999999999, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 13462.28, "end": 13472.28, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 13472.28, "end": 13479.28, "text": " Okay, big Chimera here."}, {"start": 13479.28, "end": 13487.28, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 13487.28, "end": 13491.44, "text": " I hurt you from here"}, {"start": 13517.28, "end": 13523.2, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 13523.2, "end": 13532.960000000001, "text": " Skill Gem level 9, we'll go ahead and get Contagion, I guess."}, {"start": 13532.960000000001, "end": 13536.720000000001, "text": " Completing this Ascension Trial will grant additional- ooh!"}, {"start": 13536.720000000001, "end": 13540.12, "text": " More Ascendancy skill points, okay."}, {"start": 13540.12, "end": 13542.12, "text": " I guess that's how it's done?"}, {"start": 13547.76, "end": 13549.76, "text": " A Makanarian."}, {"start": 13559.28, "end": 13562.68, "text": " Wand, wand, wand, ding dong wand, what happened?"}, {"start": 13562.68, "end": 13564.68, "text": " Oh, I can use that wand, that's true."}, {"start": 13564.68, "end": 13568.0, "text": " this"}, {"start": 13568.0, "end": 13568.56, "text": " bucket"}, {"start": 13568.56, "end": 13575.56, "text": " alright let's go home and figure things out"}, {"start": 13582.04, "end": 13585.720000000001, "text": " okay so stash"}, {"start": 13585.720000000001, "end": 13588.84, "text": " take that out"}, {"start": 13588.84, "end": 13590.84, "text": " Let's go identify things."}, {"start": 13606.84, "end": 13608.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13609.84, "end": 13611.84, "text": " Check some vendors here."}, {"start": 13618.84, "end": 13623.84, "text": " Plus two to lightning spells. Man, these fucking stabs are so bad all the time."}, {"start": 13630.84, "end": 13632.84, "text": " Now, all garbage. Okay."}, {"start": 13635.84, "end": 13642.84, "text": " Well, uh, I need to get a jawbone. Fuck, do I have to go back to Act 2 to do this? To get to the well or whatever?"}, {"start": 13648.84, "end": 13658.8, "text": " No, you can TP, so waypoint, I assume, where the fuck's the waypoint?"}, {"start": 13658.8, "end": 13661.32, "text": " Where's the waypoint?"}, {"start": 13661.32, "end": 13669.72, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 13669.72, "end": 13674.04, "text": " So how do I go to the well?"}, {"start": 13674.04, "end": 13675.04, "text": " Right side."}, {"start": 13675.04, "end": 13678.04, "text": " Ah, here we go."}, {"start": 13678.04, "end": 13686.68, "text": " Well, let me get a jaw bone out."}, {"start": 13686.68, "end": 13689.800000000001, "text": " I only have one Nod jaw bone for weapons."}, {"start": 13689.800000000001, "end": 13692.28, "text": " Do I want to use that here?"}, {"start": 13692.28, "end": 13701.160000000002, "text": " I don't know if I want to use that here."}, {"start": 13701.16, "end": 13710.06, "text": " Like honestly, maybe I just fucking equip it and see what happens and I don't nod job"}, {"start": 13710.06, "end": 13712.86, "text": " down there, whatever."}, {"start": 13712.86, "end": 13717.72, "text": " Okay, so it is a little more damage."}, {"start": 13717.72, "end": 13720.9, "text": " Not a lot, actually."}, {"start": 13720.9, "end": 13721.9, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 13721.9, "end": 13722.9, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 13722.9, "end": 13742.9, "text": " Chaos. You want me to chaos run it or cast the imaging?"}, {"start": 13742.9, "end": 13745.9, "text": " Chaos and then jaw."}, {"start": 13745.9, "end": 13751.9, "text": " Dude, that's palsy."}, {"start": 13751.9, "end": 13753.9, "text": " first"}, {"start": 13758.38, "end": 13762.92, "text": " Yeah, what is my best odds here giving it another modifier"}, {"start": 13764.02, "end": 13769.699999999999, "text": " But don't I not want to exalt it because then drawing is just done. I think I chaos first"}, {"start": 13769.7, "end": 13785.380000000001, "text": " What happened light radius"}, {"start": 13799.7, "end": 13800.34, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 13802.02, "end": 13803.86, "text": " Oh, it's fucking over!"}, {"start": 13803.86, "end": 13804.740000000002, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 13807.36, "end": 13808.36, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 13808.36, "end": 13809.36, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 13810.36, "end": 13812.2, "text": " Give me the fuck out of here, man."}, {"start": 13812.7, "end": 13813.6, "text": " Oh, where am I?"}, {"start": 13813.6, "end": 13814.380000000001, "text": " No, dog?"}, {"start": 13814.640000000001, "end": 13816.140000000001, "text": " This is not celebration time."}, {"start": 13817.300000000001, "end": 13818.94, "text": " You came in here, cause you heard me."}, {"start": 13818.94, "end": 13820.460000000001, "text": " He just came here to celebrate."}, {"start": 13822.7, "end": 13824.94, "text": " That's what I'm talking about, baby!"}, {"start": 13826.34, "end": 13827.300000000001, "text": " Oh, that's so sad."}, {"start": 13827.800000000001, "end": 13828.86, "text": " Save the jawbone."}, {"start": 13829.7, "end": 13839.460000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh. Here's your brick sir. Thank you."}, {"start": 13839.460000000001, "end": 13864.740000000002, "text": " And it's got fire cell items, we know I need to put my go to the stash here, put that"}, {"start": 13864.74, "end": 13871.74, "text": " want to back on."}, {"start": 13871.74, "end": 13876.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13876.74, "end": 13880.74, "text": " Uh, Waypoint."}, {"start": 13880.74, "end": 13887.74, "text": " Back to these fucking wetlands."}, {"start": 13887.74, "end": 13892.74, "text": " We already went into the Magnesium, right?"}, {"start": 13892.74, "end": 13895.3, "text": " right? Can I not wait for it inside of that? I can."}, {"start": 13906.02, "end": 13912.42, "text": " Get the heck outta here. I'm just reading my quest. It also wants me to go back inside the Venom"}, {"start": 13912.42, "end": 13941.42, "text": " crypts? What? How do I zoom out? Right side, waypoint. Ah, there we go. Thank you."}, {"start": 13941.42, "end": 13946.42, "text": " Then I'm criss."}, {"start": 13946.42, "end": 13951.42, "text": " Okay, so I must admit something in here."}, {"start": 13971.42, "end": 13980.02, "text": " You missed the rune stone thingy hence why you couldn't get past that one locked door."}, {"start": 13980.02, "end": 13982.26, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 13982.26, "end": 13996.7, "text": " I'm still looking for rune stones out here."}, {"start": 13996.7, "end": 14013.980000000001, "text": " Oh hey, perfect, you can see it."}, {"start": 14013.98, "end": 14020.98, "text": " One more in the region."}, {"start": 14020.98, "end": 14041.26, "text": " Okay, let's go here."}, {"start": 14041.26, "end": 14045.86, "text": " It's a toxic bloom and a valve beacon and I got to do some trial or something here"}, {"start": 14050.66, "end": 14051.66, "text": " We're actually way"}, {"start": 14055.66, "end": 14060.26, "text": " So I just go to the trial of Sekimas this is it"}, {"start": 14065.14, "end": 14067.14, "text": " No"}, {"start": 14069.06, "end": 14071.06, "text": " Okay, I'm dumb"}, {"start": 14071.26, "end": 14074.26, "text": " So it's Chaos Temple now."}, {"start": 14074.26, "end": 14075.26, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14076.26, "end": 14079.26, "text": " So I do gotta find it in this area, I guess."}, {"start": 14089.26, "end": 14091.26, "text": " Oh, here's that valve bullshit."}, {"start": 14091.26, "end": 14092.26, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14101.26, "end": 14108.26, "text": " that's a big boy"}, {"start": 14131.26, "end": 14136.26, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 14136.26, "end": 14156.26, "text": " Alright, so now I just gotta find that chaos temple and I full clear this area."}, {"start": 14156.26, "end": 14173.7, "text": " It's on your map at the top, you're right, it is."}, {"start": 14173.7, "end": 14186.900000000001, "text": " I'm bad with you keying to it."}, {"start": 14186.900000000001, "end": 14199.7, "text": " I thought he was in here with his phone."}, {"start": 14199.7, "end": 14229.66, "text": " Amulet 13% energy earth plus 13 energy shield plus"}, {"start": 14229.66, "end": 14236.619999999999, "text": " 10-inch. 12% critical chance. Maybe I should do a little bit of gamble here. You know, just for some"}, {"start": 14236.619999999999, "end": 14239.82, "text": " gear? Like gloves or something?"}, {"start": 14253.26, "end": 14253.74, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 14253.74, "end": 14263.74, "text": " Who do I gamble at Oswald? Not Oswald."}, {"start": 14263.74, "end": 14276.34, "text": " Alva? Okay, so let's look at my gear. What do I want to gamble? Is a pretty shitty helmet?"}, {"start": 14276.34, "end": 14279.76, "text": " Chest is whatever, belt is, honestly, it's all bad."}, {"start": 14283.82, "end": 14285.1, "text": " Maybe the gloves are fine."}, {"start": 14287.66, "end": 14289.42, "text": " 25% increased armor is good."}, {"start": 14295.5, "end": 14297.7, "text": " Your amulet and chest are dog water."}, {"start": 14299.02, "end": 14301.22, "text": " But I don't know what a good chest looks like."}, {"start": 14301.220000000001, "end": 14309.500000000002, "text": " Like I only know what a good weapon maybe looks like."}, {"start": 14309.500000000002, "end": 14311.580000000002, "text": " Like what stats do I get on these things?"}, {"start": 14311.580000000002, "end": 14312.580000000002, "text": " What am I looking for?"}, {"start": 14312.580000000002, "end": 14314.580000000002, "text": " Armor, HP, and Resist."}, {"start": 14314.580000000002, "end": 14324.820000000002, "text": " Well I mean this has 150% increased armor."}, {"start": 14324.82, "end": 14332.22, "text": " And then I have these boots where all my evasion gets converted into armor."}, {"start": 14332.22, "end": 14334.1, "text": " On a bad base, okay."}, {"start": 14334.1, "end": 14338.14, "text": " Alright, well, gambling a chest then."}, {"start": 14338.14, "end": 14350.3, "text": " Because I have these boots, maybe I should go for evasion?"}, {"start": 14350.3, "end": 14352.86, "text": " Converts all evasion rating into armor."}, {"start": 14352.86, "end": 14359.86, "text": " So what's going to be more valuable?"}, {"start": 14359.86, "end": 14370.300000000001, "text": " It's equivalent."}, {"start": 14370.300000000001, "end": 14376.86, "text": " Evasion armor requires a lot of decks."}, {"start": 14376.86, "end": 14377.86, "text": " Those are boots."}, {"start": 14377.86, "end": 14378.86, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 14378.86, "end": 14380.86, "text": " Why did I buy this?"}, {"start": 14381.62, "end": 14383.62, "text": " Minus 1800 gold"}, {"start": 14394.36, "end": 14400.12, "text": " Okay, this requires 42 decks. How much do I have? 12"}, {"start": 14406.060000000001, "end": 14408.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, this isn't sustainable"}, {"start": 14411.74, "end": 14413.74, "text": " Yeah, that's sustainable"}, {"start": 14415.78, "end": 14418.980000000001, "text": " So let's go ahead and hit up some energy shield gloves"}, {"start": 14426.060000000001, "end": 14430.7, "text": " 14% fire resist 8% increase energy shield and max life increase"}, {"start": 14430.7, "end": 14448.140000000001, "text": " Reduce poison duration."}, {"start": 14448.140000000001, "end": 14458.94, "text": " Reduce bleeding, lightening resist, plus 10 max energy shield, plus 17% energy shield."}, {"start": 14458.94, "end": 14459.94, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14462.32, "end": 14463.880000000001, "text": " No, get armor."}, {"start": 14463.880000000001, "end": 14465.12, "text": " Eat... what?"}, {"start": 14466.32, "end": 14468.36, "text": " You want armor, get armor."}, {"start": 14468.36, "end": 14470.6, "text": " But I don't have any strength."}, {"start": 14471.52, "end": 14472.36, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 14478.32, "end": 14480.52, "text": " Aw, seems like you can do it."}, {"start": 14482.04, "end": 14485.640000000001, "text": " Okay, so we're looking for some random body armor."}, {"start": 14485.64, "end": 14488.92, "text": " 15% fire resist chess piece"}, {"start": 14493.8, "end": 14496.699999999999, "text": " Maybe I want no, I want all armor here, right?"}, {"start": 14501.96, "end": 14503.96, "text": " 21% fire resist"}, {"start": 14507.76, "end": 14509.76, "text": " You want both"}, {"start": 14509.76, "end": 14526.56, "text": " Do the an armor and energy shield plus 40 to spirit plus 53 armor plus 21 to max energy"}, {"start": 14526.56, "end": 14546.84, "text": " shield. Okay plus 97 armor. Maybe this could be good."}, {"start": 14546.84, "end": 14549.04, "text": " So why do I care about plus 40 spirit?"}, {"start": 14549.04, "end": 14551.2, "text": " What would I even do with this?"}, {"start": 14551.2, "end": 14558.6, "text": " Aren't I just, uh..."}, {"start": 14558.6, "end": 14560.36, "text": " I don't do summons."}, {"start": 14560.36, "end": 14567.0, "text": " Okay, so I guess I have both?"}, {"start": 14567.0, "end": 14573.32, "text": " So I would have both ravenous swarm and the other aura."}, {"start": 14573.32, "end": 14578.8, "text": " But my guy doesn't say to G-"}, {"start": 14578.8, "end": 14583.76, "text": " Puppy, you are so goshdorn difficult."}, {"start": 14583.76, "end": 14587.76, "text": " Goshdorn is a guy."}, {"start": 14587.76, "end": 14589.76, "text": " Come here, out of my face!"}, {"start": 14598.460000000001, "end": 14598.960000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14599.76, "end": 14603.26, "text": " Okay, well let's go ahead and fuck with this chest piece and see what we can do with it."}, {"start": 14604.16, "end": 14605.16, "text": " So, stash."}, {"start": 14605.66, "end": 14606.66, "text": " We're going to my shit."}, {"start": 14607.66, "end": 14610.66, "text": " And we're going to augment a magic item with a random modifier."}, {"start": 14612.56, "end": 14615.06, "text": " 20% reduced attribute requirements."}, {"start": 14615.56, "end": 14616.86, "text": " That seems pointless."}, {"start": 14617.76, "end": 14628.2, "text": " Assets."}, {"start": 14628.2, "end": 14642.76, "text": " Armor plus maximum life."}, {"start": 14642.76, "end": 14656.76, "text": " the magic item to a rare item. Cold resist, fire resist, or max life. I guess fire res,"}, {"start": 14656.76, "end": 14671.72, "text": " right? Considering I have three of them and I need it. Okay, so now it's 15% fire resist."}, {"start": 14671.720000000001, "end": 14685.36, "text": " And then I have to exalted orb this motherfucker."}, {"start": 14685.36, "end": 14687.560000000001, "text": " Plus 13 strength, trash."}, {"start": 14687.560000000001, "end": 14700.36, "text": " Did I exalted it again?"}, {"start": 14700.36, "end": 14702.44, "text": " a lot just happened"}, {"start": 14702.44, "end": 14707.18, "text": " plus eighteen armor plus eight max energy shield"}, {"start": 14707.18, "end": 14709.720000000001, "text": " thirteen strength"}, {"start": 14709.720000000001, "end": 14713.34, "text": " this is good"}, {"start": 14713.34, "end": 14715.82, "text": " so let's see my defensive so"}, {"start": 14715.82, "end": 14718.16, "text": " thirty two percent armor"}, {"start": 14718.16, "end": 14721.58, "text": " guy lose six percent armor"}, {"start": 14721.58, "end": 14725.08, "text": " i did gain a lot of energy shield as well"}, {"start": 14725.08, "end": 14727.02, "text": " fifty seven energy shield"}, {"start": 14727.02, "end": 14729.68, "text": " And I went up to 117."}, {"start": 14733.380000000001, "end": 14736.5, "text": " But I also gained an aura once I get that spirit gem."}, {"start": 14737.26, "end": 14738.34, "text": " That's pretty good stuff."}, {"start": 14739.78, "end": 14740.66, "text": " So very good."}, {"start": 14747.78, "end": 14749.98, "text": " Uh, one, two, three, four, five."}, {"start": 14749.98, "end": 14752.060000000001, "text": " So now I can desecrate it."}, {"start": 14757.02, "end": 14764.82, "text": " Quality it."}, {"start": 14764.82, "end": 14766.300000000001, "text": " Add sockets for more resistance."}, {"start": 14766.300000000001, "end": 14768.66, "text": " Yep, we go here."}, {"start": 14768.66, "end": 14778.54, "text": " So I only had five traits so I didn't re-roll anything there and then how do I add sockets?"}, {"start": 14778.54, "end": 14782.140000000001, "text": " Improves the quality of an armor."}, {"start": 14782.14, "end": 14783.14, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 14785.519999999999, "end": 14787.019999999999, "text": " Plus 3%."}, {"start": 14790.019999999999, "end": 14791.019999999999, "text": " What's the..."}, {"start": 14792.019999999999, "end": 14793.619999999999, "text": " How much can I actually increase it?"}, {"start": 14796.76, "end": 14798.119999999999, "text": " 186 armor."}, {"start": 14798.76, "end": 14800.26, "text": " 192. Up to 20?"}, {"start": 14800.26, "end": 14803.0, "text": " Should I... I guess I'm fucking dumping into this thing."}, {"start": 14808.64, "end": 14809.439999999999, "text": " Hold shift."}, {"start": 14812.14, "end": 14822.14, "text": " Oh, that's how you split items, huh?"}, {"start": 14822.14, "end": 14824.82, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 14824.82, "end": 14832.019999999999, "text": " Okay, and then it doesn't go back like that."}, {"start": 14832.019999999999, "end": 14833.019999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14833.019999999999, "end": 14835.38, "text": " Uh, adds a socket to weapon staff or armor."}, {"start": 14835.38, "end": 14836.699999999999, "text": " We'll add a socket."}, {"start": 14836.699999999999, "end": 14839.099999999999, "text": " How- can't you have two in chess pieces?"}, {"start": 14839.099999999999, "end": 14840.099999999999, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14840.1, "end": 14843.7, "text": " Okay, only two."}, {"start": 14843.7, "end": 14850.18, "text": " And then we go to the runes."}, {"start": 14850.18, "end": 14864.62, "text": " Armor 10% cold resist, armor maximum life, dexterity, runic ward, armor 14% increase"}, {"start": 14864.62, "end": 14871.62, "text": " armor evasion and energy shield."}, {"start": 14876.04, "end": 14881.92, "text": " Unless you're Storm, Storm Rune."}, {"start": 14881.92, "end": 14885.220000000001, "text": " Probably won't resist. I think I do."}, {"start": 14885.220000000001, "end": 14887.58, "text": " I'm looking at"}, {"start": 14887.58, "end": 14893.94, "text": " fucking garbage resist across the board. My cold lightning and fire are horrible."}, {"start": 14893.94, "end": 14898.94, "text": " So let's just get some cold resist on there, I guess."}, {"start": 14907.94, "end": 14909.54, "text": " Can I have fire resist anywhere?"}, {"start": 14916.34, "end": 14917.34, "text": " I don't think I do."}, {"start": 14918.74, "end": 14920.24, "text": " I guess I just double cold."}, {"start": 14922.1, "end": 14923.66, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14923.66, "end": 14925.66, "text": " Ah, fuck, I didn't have it."}, {"start": 14925.66, "end": 14929.66, "text": " Of course, whatever. It's- it cold is good too, it's fine."}, {"start": 14929.66, "end": 14931.66, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 14931.66, "end": 14935.66, "text": " And so that chest piece is done."}, {"start": 14935.66, "end": 14939.66, "text": " Now I gotta work on it. I'm gonna go to the well, but before I go to the well,"}, {"start": 14939.66, "end": 14941.66, "text": " I should work on another piece."}, {"start": 14941.66, "end": 14948.66, "text": " I do have another, uh... bone for..."}, {"start": 14948.66, "end": 14950.66, "text": " Where the fuck are my bones?"}, {"start": 14953.66, "end": 14965.26, "text": " Where'd my bones be?"}, {"start": 14965.26, "end": 14966.26, "text": " In one?"}, {"start": 14966.26, "end": 14970.26, "text": " Do I not have a place to put them?"}, {"start": 14970.26, "end": 14972.26, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 14972.26, "end": 14978.46, "text": " God, this fucking bomb is actually ridiculous."}, {"start": 14978.46, "end": 14979.46, "text": " Bone."}, {"start": 14979.460000000001, "end": 14991.060000000001, "text": " bone. Buy that stash. I guess I haven't bought it. Alright, whatever. So, desecrate a rare"}, {"start": 14991.060000000001, "end": 14995.42, "text": " amulet, ring, or belt. That is my last... Oh wait, no, I have a bone too. That's for"}, {"start": 14995.42, "end": 15000.42, "text": " a weapon. I don't want to use that. Well, let's try and use this. So maybe a necklace."}, {"start": 15010.94, "end": 15011.54, "text": " Go gamble."}, {"start": 15017.9, "end": 15021.34, "text": " Jewelry. Eight thousand gold."}, {"start": 15025.42, "end": 15034.82, "text": " How is Skipper smelling?"}, {"start": 15034.82, "end": 15041.26, "text": " I don't know, he's, where is, I think he's outside my room, just sitting there guarding."}, {"start": 15041.26, "end": 15044.22, "text": " Uhh, bang."}, {"start": 15044.22, "end": 15047.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15047.22, "end": 15050.7, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 15050.7, "end": 15063.980000000001, "text": " This one to level of all projectile skills, 22% increased armor, projectiles, projectiles."}, {"start": 15063.980000000001, "end": 15068.820000000002, "text": " I wonder if Viki uses any projectiles."}, {"start": 15068.820000000002, "end": 15079.460000000001, "text": " Are any of your spells..."}, {"start": 15079.460000000001, "end": 15081.460000000001, "text": " Essence train is a projectile."}, {"start": 15082.460000000001, "end": 15084.460000000001, "text": " But I'm asking her. I don't know if she's here though."}, {"start": 15089.460000000001, "end": 15091.460000000001, "text": " Essence train? Just one."}, {"start": 15092.460000000001, "end": 15094.460000000001, "text": " Uh, would you..."}, {"start": 15095.460000000001, "end": 15097.460000000001, "text": " want a neck?"}, {"start": 15097.460000000001, "end": 15099.460000000001, "text": " I'll just send a screenshot of it."}, {"start": 15109.460000000001, "end": 15117.660000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 15117.660000000002, "end": 15118.660000000002, "text": " She's thinking."}, {"start": 15118.660000000002, "end": 15120.900000000001, "text": " I think he already finished the game."}, {"start": 15120.900000000001, "end": 15129.900000000001, "text": " She might have."}, {"start": 15129.900000000001, "end": 15131.380000000001, "text": " Is that better than mine?"}, {"start": 15131.380000000001, "end": 15134.86, "text": " And then she linked hers."}, {"start": 15134.86, "end": 15136.86, "text": " 36 spirit"}, {"start": 15142.78, "end": 15144.78, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 15146.94, "end": 15154.140000000001, "text": " No hers is better not even close she mobs you she said she likes her rarity. Oh, right I"}, {"start": 15156.78, "end": 15158.78, "text": " Do have"}, {"start": 15159.94, "end": 15163.1, "text": " Some necklaces in my bank here I think"}, {"start": 15164.86, "end": 15190.140000000001, "text": " Okay, so normal item into a magic, let's see what happens."}, {"start": 15190.14, "end": 15197.14, "text": " Okay, plus 11 Spirit, plus 14% increased rarity of items found."}, {"start": 15197.14, "end": 15201.06, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 15201.06, "end": 15203.64, "text": " Critical Damage Bonus."}, {"start": 15203.64, "end": 15215.619999999999, "text": " I think I'm actually gonna start critting pretty soon, it's not horrible."}, {"start": 15215.619999999999, "end": 15216.619999999999, "text": " Lightning Resist."}, {"start": 15216.619999999999, "end": 15217.619999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15217.62, "end": 15231.300000000001, "text": " Fire resist, okay. Is this good? I like resistances, right?"}, {"start": 15231.300000000001, "end": 15253.000000000002, "text": " It has 4, I mean I can exalt it again."}, {"start": 15253.000000000002, "end": 15260.04, "text": " Yeah I can exalt it again."}, {"start": 15260.04, "end": 15264.720000000001, "text": " okay plus twenty two to maximum energy shield"}, {"start": 15264.720000000001, "end": 15268.560000000001, "text": " look at your essences"}, {"start": 15268.560000000001, "end": 15271.12, "text": " i didn't look"}, {"start": 15271.12, "end": 15278.12, "text": " i mean this is good should i desecrate this or no"}, {"start": 15280.160000000002, "end": 15285.080000000002, "text": " and the other issue is how much fucking spirit do i need guys"}, {"start": 15285.080000000002, "end": 15288.080000000002, "text": " like what's the next spell require"}, {"start": 15288.08, "end": 15288.88, "text": " Where's my guide?"}, {"start": 15290.72, "end": 15291.22, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 15291.52, "end": 15292.96, "text": " Keep closing it, some stupid..."}, {"start": 15298.84, "end": 15299.48, "text": " All of it?"}, {"start": 15301.56, "end": 15302.92, "text": " Well, like, Act 3..."}, {"start": 15303.44, "end": 15305.96, "text": " This is when I pivot and I start using Blast for me."}, {"start": 15307.16, "end": 15310.48, "text": " Reserve 60 Spirit per Socketed Curse."}, {"start": 15313.88, "end": 15317.72, "text": " Wait, turn Socketed Curse skills into Vile Orders, applying their effect..."}, {"start": 15318.08, "end": 15333.6, "text": " You just use one curse, so don't worry."}, {"start": 15333.6, "end": 15342.6, "text": " So this is going to turn into, it's going to cost 60 spirit to use this."}, {"start": 15342.6, "end": 15347.6, "text": " And then I'll need 30 more if I want to keep using the swarm."}, {"start": 15349.6, "end": 15355.6, "text": " Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I think it's so brave of you to do a face reveal with that haircut."}, {"start": 15355.6, "end": 15361.6, "text": " Don't let anyone take that away from you. Keep slaying Queen. Minus 5."}, {"start": 15362.6, "end": 15366.6, "text": " I'm gonna exalted it. I'm not gonna fucking bone it. Let's see."}, {"start": 15366.6, "end": 15372.02, "text": " plus 19 to max HP"}, {"start": 15372.02, "end": 15376.460000000001, "text": " okay take that"}, {"start": 15376.460000000001, "end": 15380.26, "text": " alright that's the neck"}, {"start": 15380.26, "end": 15384.460000000001, "text": " and now I gotta work on the helmet because it's low level as fuck"}, {"start": 15384.460000000001, "end": 15388.66, "text": " I'm an armor main"}, {"start": 15388.66, "end": 15392.98, "text": " so maybe I should do armor and energy shield"}, {"start": 15392.98, "end": 15394.98, "text": " Yeah, I would do both."}, {"start": 15403.98, "end": 15407.98, "text": " 28% of armor applies to elemental damage."}, {"start": 15410.98, "end": 15412.98, "text": " How does that work?"}, {"start": 15412.98, "end": 15416.98, "text": " Increase rarity, fire resist, cold resist."}, {"start": 15416.98, "end": 15418.98, "text": " This seems insane."}, {"start": 15422.98, "end": 15436.06, "text": " All right, what else do I want to replace here?"}, {"start": 15436.06, "end": 15439.42, "text": " My belts?"}, {"start": 15439.42, "end": 15443.699999999999, "text": " I should definitely socket the helm."}, {"start": 15443.699999999999, "end": 15444.9, "text": " Fix your res a little bit."}, {"start": 15444.9, "end": 15448.82, "text": " Yeah, 57% fire resist, 39 cold and 33 lighting."}, {"start": 15448.82, "end": 15451.82, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 15451.82, "end": 15465.34, "text": " Okay, one thingamajig, so then we go to the runes, uh, armor plus 30 HP, let's just do"}, {"start": 15465.34, "end": 15466.34, "text": " that, whatever."}, {"start": 15466.34, "end": 15467.34, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 15467.34, "end": 15468.34, "text": " Put that back away."}, {"start": 15468.34, "end": 15469.34, "text": " Creepy croak."}, {"start": 15469.34, "end": 15470.34, "text": " Let's give it a go, right?"}, {"start": 15470.34, "end": 15477.34, "text": " Put that back away."}, {"start": 15497.34, "end": 15498.34, "text": " That was a way."}, {"start": 15498.34, "end": 15505.72, "text": " Okay, let's go put ward on your shit as well. That's that new room ward thing or whatever"}, {"start": 15517.2, "end": 15525.36, "text": " That's to create your armor. Oh, yeah, fuck. I'm an idiot. I was gonna go do that. I'll do it after this trial bullshit. It's fine"}, {"start": 15528.34, "end": 15540.3, "text": " You can leave, I can't, I refuse."}, {"start": 15540.3, "end": 15546.86, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15546.86, "end": 15566.7, "text": " one out of ten. Monsters gain 20% increased skill speed. So this is a roguelike but I'm"}, {"start": 15566.7, "end": 15568.7, "text": " I'm just buffing the enemies, essentially."}, {"start": 15575.0, "end": 15578.5, "text": " Well, monsters gaining 20% skill speed, it doesn't clarify."}, {"start": 15580.0, "end": 15584.6, "text": " Like, this says the challenge area contains turret, I guess, all the challenge areas."}, {"start": 15584.6, "end": 15586.900000000001, "text": " So, I'm permanently gonna have annoying things here."}, {"start": 15586.9, "end": 15588.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15594.02, "end": 15597.46, "text": " Do I mean fuck"}, {"start": 15601.82, "end": 15607.359999999999, "text": " I don't want to deal with a lot of bonus mechanics. I'd rather just deal with the aids moms. Let's give them some skill speed"}, {"start": 15614.22, "end": 15616.22, "text": " Am I"}, {"start": 15616.9, "end": 15618.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15646.9, "end": 15658.32, "text": " Well, there's no honor here, so it's like, I don't really care if I get hit, just don't"}, {"start": 15658.32, "end": 15659.32, "text": " die."}, {"start": 15659.32, "end": 15671.22, "text": " Who the fuck's alive, hello?"}, {"start": 15671.220000000001, "end": 15679.380000000001, "text": " room completed and then I just go up"}, {"start": 15689.94, "end": 15695.62, "text": " then back up and then back down and then up and then down"}, {"start": 15695.62, "end": 15711.5, "text": " Uh, pyramid objects appear."}, {"start": 15711.5, "end": 15719.1, "text": " Monsters release deadly volatiles on death, rare monsters leave larger ones."}, {"start": 15719.1, "end": 15722.26, "text": " All of this seems miserable."}, {"start": 15722.26, "end": 15730.18, "text": " Okay, lasers that inflict corrupted blood on hit."}, {"start": 15730.18, "end": 15733.02, "text": " That doesn't sound awful, right?"}, {"start": 15733.02, "end": 15736.94, "text": " We know that's the thing you said is AIDS."}, {"start": 15736.94, "end": 15747.94, "text": " I thought you were talking about the volatile fiends is what's AIDS."}, {"start": 15747.94, "end": 15754.94, "text": " Let's try three."}, {"start": 15762.140000000001, "end": 15764.02, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 15764.02, "end": 15766.5, "text": " Is that the impending doom?"}, {"start": 15766.5, "end": 15769.82, "text": " It's very large."}, {"start": 15769.82, "end": 15776.82, "text": " Is it? I can't tell."}, {"start": 15777.94, "end": 15780.94, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 15785.94, "end": 15790.94, "text": " Oh, you gotta stay in the same space. Did I just get lucky?"}, {"start": 15799.94, "end": 15802.94, "text": " Bro, this is miserable."}, {"start": 15807.94, "end": 15814.94, "text": " That's horrifying!"}, {"start": 15837.94, "end": 15844.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15852.74, "end": 15859.74, "text": " last year guys cheese"}, {"start": 15859.74, "end": 15874.02, "text": " Imagine this on bosses, bro, fuck."}, {"start": 15874.02, "end": 15876.02, "text": " Sink fucking sucks."}, {"start": 15876.02, "end": 15880.3, "text": " Ooh, 15% increased cast speed."}, {"start": 15880.3, "end": 15888.699999999999, "text": " Wait, I just realized..."}, {"start": 15888.7, "end": 15891.980000000001, "text": " What is this wand to have plus 20% spell damage at the top?"}, {"start": 15894.54, "end": 15895.900000000001, "text": " Is that a quality thing?"}, {"start": 15899.5, "end": 15901.1, "text": " Oh, it's the rune."}, {"start": 15902.18, "end": 15905.54, "text": " Why does this have 15% increased cast speed at the top then?"}, {"start": 15913.740000000002, "end": 15915.7, "text": " It's a corrupted, okay."}, {"start": 15915.7, "end": 15917.140000000001, "text": " So what's the downside of this?"}, {"start": 15917.140000000001, "end": 15918.54, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 15918.54, "end": 15923.18, "text": " Certain items can be found corrupted or made corrupted using a vow or changing their properties"}, {"start": 15923.18, "end": 15926.94, "text": " unpredictably."}, {"start": 15926.94, "end": 15930.02, "text": " Most methods of item crafting modification cannot be used on corrupted items or there's"}, {"start": 15930.02, "end": 15931.980000000001, "text": " no penalty for using corrupted items."}, {"start": 15931.980000000001, "end": 15934.380000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 15934.380000000001, "end": 15937.900000000001, "text": " Uh, bosses deal more damage and take less damage."}, {"start": 15937.900000000001, "end": 15940.220000000001, "text": " How much more and how much less."}, {"start": 15940.220000000001, "end": 15946.1, "text": " Uh, an invulnerable shade stalks you inflicting ruin with its melee hits."}, {"start": 15946.1, "end": 15948.380000000001, "text": " Fail the trials on reaching seven ruin."}, {"start": 15948.380000000001, "end": 15949.380000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15949.380000000001, "end": 15960.04, "text": " 50% less area of effect and projectile speed."}, {"start": 15960.04, "end": 15979.12, "text": " That would fuck up all my shit, wouldn't it?"}, {"start": 15979.12, "end": 15983.68, "text": " I'm just gonna do less damage, I don't know how much."}, {"start": 15983.68, "end": 15985.560000000001, "text": " The shade is slow."}, {"start": 15985.56, "end": 15990.92, "text": " Yeah, but what I'm already like fucking locked in a tiny little battle fight like round"}, {"start": 15993.16, "end": 15997.4, "text": " Like this bullshit takes up the entire map man"}, {"start": 16009.199999999999, "end": 16014.96, "text": " This is not bad when I can actually move read the task. Oh fuck. What is it? What am I doing?"}, {"start": 16015.56, "end": 16022.56, "text": " Okay, let's go broszo."}, {"start": 16045.56, "end": 16063.0, "text": " I'm trying to outrun this expanding red bullshit."}, {"start": 16063.0, "end": 16068.6, "text": " Fuck yeah, easy."}, {"start": 16068.6, "end": 16087.68, "text": " Give me up Scotty."}, {"start": 16087.68, "end": 16088.68, "text": " Star Wars reference."}, {"start": 16088.68, "end": 16089.68, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 16089.68, "end": 16092.2, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 16092.2, "end": 16096.04, "text": " I was getting something."}, {"start": 16096.04, "end": 16101.400000000001, "text": " Fuck, I think I've actually fully unlocked the whole area."}, {"start": 16101.400000000001, "end": 16106.2, "text": " I got a lot of critical at chance, but now I need a new heading."}, {"start": 16106.2, "end": 16116.400000000001, "text": " And I think that heading"}, {"start": 16116.4, "end": 16140.1, "text": " to be grabbing this, the damage."}, {"start": 16140.1, "end": 16144.1, "text": " Play the boss. Soul core of S- what the fuck?"}, {"start": 16145.1, "end": 16148.1, "text": " Cinequalatl? Who- what? Dude."}, {"start": 16150.1, "end": 16152.1, "text": " Who came up with this name?"}, {"start": 16157.1, "end": 16163.1, "text": " Monsters are protected by an energy shield, a glows of blood manifest nearby, tracking you."}, {"start": 16163.1, "end": 16166.1, "text": " When above you they will fall, dealing physical damage."}, {"start": 16166.1, "end": 16169.1, "text": " Rings and circles of doom appear on the ground."}, {"start": 16170.1, "end": 16181.880000000001, "text": " oh impending doom level 2 fuck it let's just see what happens level 2 impending"}, {"start": 16181.880000000001, "end": 16183.56, "text": " doom"}, {"start": 16200.1, "end": 16205.1, "text": " Lucky? Why am I lucky?"}, {"start": 16205.1, "end": 16208.1, "text": " Oh, hello!"}, {"start": 16222.1, "end": 16224.1, "text": " But I forgot I have lines, I got a summoner."}, {"start": 16230.1, "end": 16237.1, "text": " Jesus, let's relax, bro!"}, {"start": 16260.1, "end": 16268.1, "text": " Aids girl was the first character to enter the molten vault."}, {"start": 16268.1, "end": 16271.74, "text": " How far is this motherfucker?"}, {"start": 16271.74, "end": 16279.98, "text": " Trial rewards."}, {"start": 16279.98, "end": 16280.98, "text": " Level 43?"}, {"start": 16280.98, "end": 16281.98, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 16281.98, "end": 16289.94, "text": " Hey, don't you gotta get off, babe, if you're listening?"}, {"start": 16289.94, "end": 16294.94, "text": " Don't you got something you gotta go do?"}, {"start": 16294.94, "end": 16297.460000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 16297.460000000001, "end": 16299.02, "text": " Are they playing private?"}, {"start": 16299.02, "end": 16300.02, "text": " Because."}, {"start": 16300.02, "end": 16301.86, "text": " I'm not going to tell you."}, {"start": 16301.86, "end": 16303.26, "text": " You're going to the party too."}, {"start": 16303.26, "end": 16306.74, "text": " Yeah, but I'm not like a woman."}, {"start": 16306.74, "end": 16309.74, "text": " I don't have to get ready."}, {"start": 16309.74, "end": 16314.220000000001, "text": " It's these two seconds."}, {"start": 16314.220000000001, "end": 16316.220000000001, "text": " Uuughhhhhh!"}, {"start": 16316.220000000001, "end": 16318.220000000001, "text": " Question mark."}, {"start": 16322.220000000001, "end": 16323.220000000001, "text": " Click it already. Oh yeah, right."}, {"start": 16323.220000000001, "end": 16326.220000000001, "text": " Temple of Chaos. Alter of Ascendancy."}, {"start": 16329.220000000001, "end": 16331.220000000001, "text": " Maybe you should, I don't know, shower."}, {"start": 16334.220000000001, "end": 16336.220000000001, "text": " I did that this morning, first of all."}, {"start": 16336.220000000001, "end": 16340.220000000001, "text": " And I don't know if I did a whole fucking lot today."}, {"start": 16340.220000000001, "end": 16342.220000000001, "text": " I just applied a shower."}, {"start": 16344.220000000001, "end": 16354.62, "text": " Oh, it's wasting water."}, {"start": 16354.62, "end": 16358.300000000001, "text": " Uh, offer an inscribed ultimatum to undertake the trial master's challenge."}, {"start": 16358.300000000001, "end": 16359.300000000001, "text": " Oh no, I finished."}, {"start": 16359.300000000001, "end": 16360.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16360.300000000001, "end": 16367.02, "text": " And then I go here, and the game wants me to get enemy critical a chance against you"}, {"start": 16367.02, "end": 16368.18, "text": " is unlucky."}, {"start": 16368.18, "end": 16370.62, "text": " Damage of enemies hitting you is unlucky."}, {"start": 16370.62, "end": 16378.160000000002, "text": " Unlucky things are rolled twice and the worst result is used. Okay, so I gain advantage"}, {"start": 16381.660000000002, "end": 16383.660000000002, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 16390.24, "end": 16394.260000000002, "text": " Inevitable critical hits hits would roll potentially"}, {"start": 16394.260000000002, "end": 16400.86, "text": " The hits which could potentially be a critical hit but do not roll critical hit will re-roll"}, {"start": 16400.86, "end": 16408.38, "text": " critical hit chance until they succeed."}, {"start": 16408.38, "end": 16412.22, "text": " Until they succeed?"}, {"start": 16412.22, "end": 16419.54, "text": " So why not just say 100% crit chance?"}, {"start": 16419.54, "end": 16428.96, "text": " Oh, I see. Second line. Hits have 30% less critical damage bonus for each time they get"}, {"start": 16428.96, "end": 16434.96, "text": " re-rolled. Okay, I understand. Well, that's way down the line. I don't get that yet."}, {"start": 16449.54, "end": 16460.54, "text": " hmm fuck is this, val or modifies an item unpredictably and corrupts it"}, {"start": 16460.54, "end": 16469.54, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 16469.54, "end": 16476.54, "text": " uh... one thing I wanted to use it, slam it on, I don't know on what"}, {"start": 16476.54, "end": 16478.54, "text": " Use it on weapon"}, {"start": 16486.780000000002, "end": 16488.780000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16490.7, "end": 16496.34, "text": " So can someone like just what does it actually do because it says it like corrupts it but I need a more"}, {"start": 16497.7, "end": 16501.54, "text": " Is it re-roll a thing?"}, {"start": 16501.54, "end": 16519.620000000003, "text": " Change their properties unpredictably."}, {"start": 16519.620000000003, "end": 16524.14, "text": " Corrupt- Oh, corrupted items cannot be modified again."}, {"start": 16524.14, "end": 16531.78, "text": " So you have to, it's kind of like the trans figure from Diablo."}, {"start": 16531.78, "end": 16534.14, "text": " It's like the final thing you do."}, {"start": 16534.14, "end": 16535.739999999998, "text": " It's done afterwards."}, {"start": 16535.739999999998, "end": 16538.94, "text": " Is that essentially what it is?"}, {"start": 16538.94, "end": 16547.26, "text": " Okay, got it."}, {"start": 16547.260000000002, "end": 16570.54, "text": " go to the well okay what do we think is the best here plus 61 armor and 18 max"}, {"start": 16570.54, "end": 16583.74, "text": " shield 37% I mean what are my stats looking like here yeah the flat might be"}, {"start": 16583.74, "end": 16586.100000000002, "text": " better"}, {"start": 16586.1, "end": 16603.1, "text": " Yeah, actually maybe not."}, {"start": 16603.1, "end": 16609.18, "text": " Right now I only have 200, but this chest is 217, so I'll be at 400 in like 30 armor."}, {"start": 16609.18, "end": 16615.96, "text": " 37% of 400 is more than 61."}, {"start": 16618.46, "end": 16619.7, "text": " The 37, yeah, isn't it?"}, {"start": 16621.74, "end": 16623.94, "text": " It's only on the item, I see."}, {"start": 16623.98, "end": 16625.98, "text": " Okay, I thought it was like crazier."}, {"start": 16626.78, "end": 16627.78, "text": " Okay, then we'll take three."}, {"start": 16639.18, "end": 16646.46, "text": " Bang. Now I'm at 40% armor. Nice. Like that."}, {"start": 16650.46, "end": 16657.24, "text": " I definitely got to fix these boots or replace them or something. And now, is when I could put this Soul Core."}, {"start": 16659.02, "end": 16665.82, "text": " No, not Soul Core. This Val Orb. Or maybe I should... It's already quality 20%."}, {"start": 16665.82, "end": 16670.26, "text": " Don't waste it are these hard to come by"}, {"start": 16684.34, "end": 16687.3, "text": " There's a 25% chance it'll break your item"}, {"start": 16690.06, "end": 16692.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16692.06, "end": 16699.460000000003, "text": " Val has a high chance of re-rolling all of your mods."}, {"start": 16699.460000000003, "end": 16700.460000000003, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 16700.460000000003, "end": 16704.0, "text": " So I can just completely fuck it."}, {"start": 16704.0, "end": 16705.0, "text": " Use it."}, {"start": 16705.0, "end": 16706.0, "text": " It's good content."}, {"start": 16706.0, "end": 16707.32, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 16707.32, "end": 16710.24, "text": " I will not be doing that then."}, {"start": 16710.24, "end": 16714.24, "text": " Let's go to..."}, {"start": 16714.24, "end": 16719.56, "text": " Wait, where even was I?"}, {"start": 16719.56, "end": 16723.16, "text": " When I just click even hell out of here"}, {"start": 16749.56, "end": 16758.56, "text": " If you find a better chest corrupt this one. Yeah? No, I feel like I want to use them after I've got like some backups, maybe."}, {"start": 16761.56, "end": 16763.56, "text": " Activate your aura."}, {"start": 16765.56, "end": 16768.56, "text": " Uh, I mean I have. I just haven't... Oh, hold on."}, {"start": 16769.56, "end": 16772.56, "text": " It sets a gem skill to have three support sockets."}, {"start": 16772.56, "end": 16780.56, "text": " What do I put this on? Bone Storm or do I save it for... ooh, Thrashing Vines?"}, {"start": 16780.56, "end": 16784.56, "text": " Dude, I literally don't have any support skills in my Thrashing Vines."}, {"start": 16784.56, "end": 16786.56, "text": " I need my support skills level 3!"}, {"start": 16786.56, "end": 16800.280000000002, "text": " Like this fucker, man."}, {"start": 16800.280000000002, "end": 16802.960000000003, "text": " Bashing by its concentrated area."}, {"start": 16802.960000000003, "end": 16809.56, "text": " What level is that?"}, {"start": 16809.56, "end": 16811.16, "text": " You have 50 free spirit."}, {"start": 16811.16, "end": 16813.16, "text": " I'm also looking at my main monitor."}, {"start": 16823.6, "end": 16825.6, "text": " Alright, support one."}, {"start": 16828.52, "end": 16829.72, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 16830.16, "end": 16831.16, "text": " Thrashing vines."}, {"start": 16834.48, "end": 16836.48, "text": " Where's all gems? Concentrated area."}, {"start": 16837.28, "end": 16837.78, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 16840.079999999998, "end": 16841.079999999998, "text": " Put that on there."}, {"start": 16841.16, "end": 16856.84, "text": " Xenith 2 and prolonged duration I mean I could put Xenith 1 on there I might as"}, {"start": 16856.84, "end": 16867.44, "text": " well right that's so many extras and then prolong duration"}, {"start": 16867.44, "end": 16881.6, "text": " this prolong duration one bucket might as well take it all right"}, {"start": 16881.6, "end": 16883.6, "text": " Bang!"}, {"start": 16911.6, "end": 16912.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16918.219999999998, "end": 16921.899999999998, "text": " How rare are these soul cores of Sycoptipopidibus, whatever the fuck?"}, {"start": 16922.78, "end": 16926.379999999997, "text": " Martial weapon, 30% increase elemental damage with attacks."}, {"start": 16927.899999999998, "end": 16929.019999999997, "text": " Is that even good for me?"}, {"start": 16931.579999999998, "end": 16932.739999999998, "text": " I don't do attacks."}, {"start": 16935.899999999998, "end": 16937.62, "text": " Yeah, it doesn't do anything to me."}, {"start": 16941.6, "end": 16947.96, "text": " I guess plus five all res is nice. Yeah, true"}, {"start": 16949.719999999998, "end": 16951.719999999998, "text": " All right, let's do this level"}, {"start": 16955.1, "end": 16958.519999999997, "text": " Whoa small soul core"}, {"start": 16958.52, "end": 16973.08, "text": " I can make three additional extra big inserts ready for runes, so place the small sole core"}, {"start": 16973.08, "end": 16978.12, "text": " in the stone altar."}, {"start": 16978.12, "end": 16980.12, "text": " in the stone, this..."}, {"start": 16998.6, "end": 17000.6, "text": " and then proceed deeper. Alright, let's get deeper."}, {"start": 17000.6, "end": 17010.48, "text": " I just don't know man, I don't know exactly where I'm going, what I'm looking for."}, {"start": 17010.48, "end": 17015.079999999998, "text": " On Act 1 and 2, I know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 17015.079999999998, "end": 17026.6, "text": " Shit, maybe I should start over so I can, you know, know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 17026.6, "end": 17055.719999999998, "text": " God, those vines do so much damage."}, {"start": 17055.72, "end": 17057.72, "text": " Soulcourt?"}, {"start": 17085.72, "end": 17092.72, "text": " Okay, what do we got here?"}, {"start": 17092.72, "end": 17104.48, "text": " Root of Courage, helmets, 25% increase armor and evasion while on a low runic ward?"}, {"start": 17104.48, "end": 17106.48, "text": " On low runic ward?"}, {"start": 17106.48, "end": 17109.48, "text": " What is low?"}, {"start": 17109.48, "end": 17119.26, "text": " Okay, so you are on low runic ward if you have 35% of your maximum runic ward or less."}, {"start": 17119.26, "end": 17130.36, "text": " So this is only activated essentially after you die and you're recovering."}, {"start": 17130.36, "end": 17136.66, "text": " Or you can spin runic ward, true."}, {"start": 17136.66, "end": 17140.18, "text": " Your staff's build damage penetrates 25% of elemental resistances while on low runic"}, {"start": 17140.18, "end": 17143.98, "text": " ward."}, {"start": 17143.98, "end": 17148.66, "text": " Brake's armor."}, {"start": 17148.66, "end": 17155.18, "text": " Every 4 seconds, gain guard equal to 20% of maximum runic ward for 2 seconds."}, {"start": 17155.18, "end": 17158.3, "text": " Guard is above that provides a buffer against damage from hits, taking the damage for your"}, {"start": 17158.3, "end": 17159.3, "text": " life."}, {"start": 17159.3, "end": 17164.38, "text": " Okay, so it would give me like extra energy shield."}, {"start": 17164.38, "end": 17178.440000000002, "text": " okay 20% increase or any quarter armor I mean I who gives a fuck thank you"}, {"start": 17178.44, "end": 17180.44, "text": " with Zara and one turtle, T1."}, {"start": 17208.44, "end": 17213.64, "text": " Yeah, I'm bad. I gotta think subs who the fuck's gonna use my new sub emotes"}, {"start": 17215.96, "end": 17217.96, "text": " If I have no subs"}, {"start": 17230.399999999998, "end": 17234.52, "text": " Is new emotes yes, or oh well I'm not yet"}, {"start": 17234.52, "end": 17243.96, "text": " I think there's a hundred and fifty emotes being made, but I think they've"}, {"start": 17243.96, "end": 17249.4, "text": " already been made. Some of them are just being animated right now. That's it."}, {"start": 17256.2, "end": 17258.760000000002, "text": " That's a lot."}, {"start": 17258.760000000002, "end": 17260.760000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17273.440000000002, "end": 17275.440000000002, "text": " Subtract"}, {"start": 17288.760000000002, "end": 17295.760000000002, "text": " Okay, another Soulcour, big checkpoint."}, {"start": 17318.760000000002, "end": 17327.160000000003, "text": " Okay, very fun gameplay chunk, but it's time to re-roll a new character."}, {"start": 17327.160000000003, "end": 17330.52, "text": " Could go Pathfinder or some type of archer build."}, {"start": 17330.52, "end": 17332.52, "text": " I'd be totally down for that."}, {"start": 17356.52, "end": 17358.52, "text": " Hey, how many more fucking soul cores?"}, {"start": 17360.52, "end": 17380.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17380.52, "end": 17400.56, "text": " Did I miss anything?"}, {"start": 17400.56, "end": 17402.86, "text": " How do I know what room these fuckers are in?"}, {"start": 17402.86, "end": 17405.02, "text": " So, Zic Hotel?"}, {"start": 17405.02, "end": 17412.02, "text": " I missed a boss, permanent buff and last zone."}, {"start": 17412.02, "end": 17413.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 17413.02, "end": 17415.02, "text": " All my soul cores are here."}, {"start": 17415.02, "end": 17425.02, "text": " I guess I ought to take them out."}, {"start": 17425.02, "end": 17439.62, "text": " Oh, it's got to be over here, there's no way it's not."}, {"start": 17439.62, "end": 17441.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17441.62, "end": 17443.62, "text": " Aha!"}, {"start": 17443.62, "end": 17459.66, "text": " Aha!"}, {"start": 17459.66, "end": 17462.3, "text": " The Oob, the Omelette."}, {"start": 17462.3, "end": 17464.3, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 17492.3, "end": 17504.66, "text": " Big flanking core."}, {"start": 17504.66, "end": 17516.54, "text": " Damn, 67% fire is a steal."}, {"start": 17516.54, "end": 17541.7, "text": " Take those."}, {"start": 17541.7, "end": 17543.7, "text": " Open the door, motherfucker."}, {"start": 17543.7, "end": 17545.7, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 17573.7, "end": 17602.18, "text": " Why does this not look like a druid class?"}, {"start": 17602.9, "end": 17604.9, "text": " Why does it not to you"}, {"start": 17615.06, "end": 17617.06, "text": " There's Harry Potter I do have a wand"}, {"start": 17629.420000000002, "end": 17631.420000000002, "text": " Generator"}, {"start": 17632.18, "end": 17634.18, "text": " Chilling machine"}, {"start": 17650.08, "end": 17657.18, "text": " When he grabbed all this 15% increased armor 15% of armor also applies to elemental damage"}, {"start": 17657.18, "end": 17663.760000000002, "text": " 10% faster start of energy shield and recharge."}, {"start": 17663.760000000002, "end": 17670.1, "text": " 16% increased skill effect duration."}, {"start": 17670.1, "end": 17671.1, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 17671.1, "end": 17672.74, "text": " I think I will grab some of those."}, {"start": 17672.74, "end": 17683.22, "text": " Why the fuck did we go out here though?"}, {"start": 17683.22, "end": 17685.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17696.06, "end": 17699.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, maybe it's like before like act four"}, {"start": 17700.780000000002, "end": 17703.100000000002, "text": " It's probably like the direction you're gonna end up going"}, {"start": 17707.620000000003, "end": 17709.620000000003, "text": " Hello wand"}, {"start": 17709.62, "end": 17714.62, "text": " 64% Spelldam, 9% Caspid."}, {"start": 17714.62, "end": 17715.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17729.62, "end": 17734.62, "text": " No plus skills? Yep. That's all I care about is plus skills for sure."}, {"start": 17734.62, "end": 17740.62, "text": " What is this yellow dot down there?"}, {"start": 17740.62, "end": 17742.62, "text": " Oh, it's important."}, {"start": 17742.62, "end": 17743.62, "text": " That is."}, {"start": 17743.62, "end": 17744.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17744.62, "end": 17746.62, "text": " What is this triangle?"}, {"start": 17746.62, "end": 17752.62, "text": " Oh, it's important."}, {"start": 17752.62, "end": 17754.62, "text": " Level 10."}, {"start": 17754.62, "end": 17760.62, "text": " It's definitely a thrashing vine thing."}, {"start": 17760.62, "end": 17762.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17762.62, "end": 17772.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17772.62, "end": 17791.62, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17791.62, "end": 17806.879999999997, "text": " Oh, there's another generator."}, {"start": 17806.88, "end": 17813.88, "text": " other side meaning north right."}, {"start": 17813.88, "end": 17820.88, "text": " I can't even have this thing."}, {"start": 17843.88, "end": 17850.88, "text": " That's a dead end."}, {"start": 17850.88, "end": 17863.88, "text": " Actually, wait, let me go check over here real quick."}, {"start": 17863.88, "end": 17874.88, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17904.88, "end": 17921.84, "text": " Boots 8% increase movement speed while sprinting."}, {"start": 17921.84, "end": 17929.68, "text": " Boots plus 0.3 meters to dodge roll distance."}, {"start": 17929.68, "end": 17932.24, "text": " I mean, I kinda like the 8% movement speed."}, {"start": 17935.64, "end": 17938.12, "text": " Why'd you get timed out for howling like a wolf?"}, {"start": 17938.12, "end": 17939.12, "text": " Cause you deserve that."}, {"start": 17956.08, "end": 17957.08, "text": " But why?"}, {"start": 17957.08, "end": 17958.58, "text": " Because you howled like a wolf."}, {"start": 17959.68, "end": 17983.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17983.68, "end": 17997.16, "text": " Oh, support gem 3, massive, I need that, gimme."}, {"start": 17997.16, "end": 18006.36, "text": " Let me see if blast meat magnified area 2, temporal chains?"}, {"start": 18006.36, "end": 18008.36, "text": " Is temporal chains a spell?"}, {"start": 18008.36, "end": 18020.88, "text": " I feel like it's a spell."}, {"start": 18020.88, "end": 18024.84, "text": " It's a curse, okay."}, {"start": 18024.84, "end": 18027.68, "text": " Let's do..."}, {"start": 18027.68, "end": 18033.32, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 18033.32, "end": 18040.32, "text": " Gem 3."}, {"start": 18049.239999999998, "end": 18052.239999999998, "text": " There we go. Okay, I'm down."}, {"start": 18052.239999999998, "end": 18059.239999999998, "text": " Alright, for long duration, 2."}, {"start": 18060.18, "end": 18062.18, "text": " So looking for the other generator here"}, {"start": 18074.08, "end": 18076.08, "text": " Aha"}, {"start": 18089.24, "end": 18096.24, "text": " Where the fuck do I go now? Back here I guess."}, {"start": 18104.16, "end": 18111.16, "text": " Uh, why is only one here?"}, {"start": 18111.16, "end": 18119.32, "text": " the power is traveling and I think so too I just saw the red one show up but"}, {"start": 18119.32, "end": 18123.44, "text": " yes babe yes I can"}, {"start": 18171.16, "end": 18175.16, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 18175.16, "end": 18180.16, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 18180.16, "end": 18182.16, "text": " I thought you were gonna..."}, {"start": 18182.16, "end": 18186.16, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 18186.16, "end": 18189.16, "text": " Why is it not skipping?"}, {"start": 18189.16, "end": 18192.16, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 18192.16, "end": 18195.16, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 18195.16, "end": 18198.16, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 18198.16, "end": 18200.72, "text": " Beach mouse, let me close each mouse"}, {"start": 18202.16, "end": 18210.16, "text": " Projects the open speech mouse speech speech mouse. There we go democracy bitch. Get back"}, {"start": 18228.16, "end": 18233.16, "text": " Oh, wait, it's a boss fight."}, {"start": 18243.16, "end": 18248.16, "text": " Ooh, talk about damage. Good night."}, {"start": 18258.16, "end": 18276.48, "text": " is there anything else here to do doesn't look like it"}, {"start": 18306.48, "end": 18308.48, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 18311.32, "end": 18313.32, "text": " Where's my stash"}, {"start": 18314.64, "end": 18320.92, "text": " And put a bunch of stuff away here critical a chance for 43% critical a chance for spells"}, {"start": 18323.36, "end": 18325.239999999998, "text": " Is that not insane"}, {"start": 18332.239999999998, "end": 18334.239999999998, "text": " What's my crit chance right now"}, {"start": 18336.48, "end": 18352.88, "text": " 18% let me put this on."}, {"start": 18352.88, "end": 18355.76, "text": " Okay that brings it to 19%."}, {"start": 18355.76, "end": 18361.16, "text": " Oh this is 28% on it as well."}, {"start": 18361.16, "end": 18366.4, "text": " Yeah, fuck it, I don't care."}, {"start": 18366.4, "end": 18388.82, "text": " I do think I want critical chance for sure."}, {"start": 18388.82, "end": 18394.86, "text": " Gem level 10, level up my entangle."}, {"start": 18394.86, "end": 18402.42, "text": " Okay I can give something three sockets, entangle's done, contagion's done, I mean I guess I can"}, {"start": 18402.42, "end": 18405.9, "text": " do bone storm?"}, {"start": 18405.9, "end": 18408.82, "text": " Screw it, bone storm."}, {"start": 18408.82, "end": 18411.82, "text": " That helmet has plus one skills."}, {"start": 18411.82, "end": 18417.82, "text": " You talking about the one with minions plus one minion skills?"}, {"start": 18419.82, "end": 18421.82, "text": " Yeah, trash."}, {"start": 18441.82, "end": 18448.82, "text": " Oh wait, she's way over here."}, {"start": 18448.82, "end": 18451.82, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 18451.82, "end": 18453.82, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 18453.82, "end": 18460.32, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 18460.32, "end": 18463.34, "text": " Activate two additional ancient beacons."}, {"start": 18463.34, "end": 18468.14, "text": " Search the region for more rune stones."}, {"start": 18468.14, "end": 18475.14, "text": " into the jungle ruins and activate the stone altar, I guess?"}, {"start": 18478.54, "end": 18485.54, "text": " Jungle ruins."}, {"start": 18498.14, "end": 18508.02, "text": " What's the build?"}, {"start": 18508.02, "end": 18509.02, "text": " Plants."}, {"start": 18509.02, "end": 18511.02, "text": " I summon plants."}, {"start": 18511.02, "end": 18526.02, "text": " Let's see if these are kind of vicious, I said."}, {"start": 18526.02, "end": 18549.100000000002, "text": " Huh, what do I do here, I guess I have to go somewhere else and like, know where the"}, {"start": 18549.100000000002, "end": 18556.100000000002, "text": " the water I guess?"}, {"start": 18556.100000000002, "end": 18583.100000000002, "text": " Oh, I was misunderstanding the map entirely okay, I was just misunderstanding the map"}, {"start": 18616.100000000002, "end": 18636.02, "text": " leveled again 6% increase skill effect"}, {"start": 18636.02, "end": 18638.02, "text": " Okay, I'm going to use my flash."}, {"start": 18647.02, "end": 18648.02, "text": " Uncut spirit?"}, {"start": 18648.02, "end": 18649.02, "text": " Ooooooh!"}, {"start": 18649.02, "end": 18651.02, "text": " Here it is!"}, {"start": 18651.02, "end": 18653.02, "text": " A fucking spirit gem."}, {"start": 18653.02, "end": 18656.02, "text": " Uh, gain razor, melee hit."}, {"start": 18656.02, "end": 18659.02, "text": " Helmet, 200% increased critical chance."}, {"start": 18662.02, "end": 18663.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18666.02, "end": 18695.3, "text": " I just died. I don't even know what the fuck I'm an idiot. If you don't have 60 spirit,"}, {"start": 18695.3, "end": 18697.7, "text": " You're not going to be able to use it."}, {"start": 18697.7, "end": 18698.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 18698.7, "end": 18702.899999999998, "text": " I'll keep that in mind."}, {"start": 18702.899999999998, "end": 18718.899999999998, "text": " How do I not have a fucking checkpoint here?"}, {"start": 18748.9, "end": 18773.9, "text": " Okay, we try this again."}, {"start": 18773.9, "end": 18803.38, "text": " Alright, blast for me, level 10."}, {"start": 18803.38, "end": 18813.88, "text": " 60 spirit I have 51 leftover something like that let's see okay so I wouldn't be"}, {"start": 18813.88, "end": 18817.16, "text": " able to use raven to swarm"}, {"start": 18818.960000000003, "end": 18833.36, "text": " why is it like missing a socketed skill put a curse in it what is a what"}, {"start": 18833.36, "end": 18840.36, "text": " What is considered a curse?"}, {"start": 18863.36, "end": 18873.260000000002, "text": " Is it a support gem or a curts?"}, {"start": 18873.260000000002, "end": 18874.98, "text": " Support gem or skill gem?"}, {"start": 18874.98, "end": 18880.62, "text": " I guess I'll figure it out."}, {"start": 18880.62, "end": 18888.46, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 18888.46, "end": 18889.46, "text": " It's a skill gem?"}, {"start": 18889.46, "end": 18890.46, "text": " So it is a skill gem."}, {"start": 18895.399999999998, "end": 18897.14, "text": " So I need a skill gem 7."}, {"start": 18901.379999999997, "end": 18902.94, "text": " So what does this spell even do?"}, {"start": 18902.94, "end": 18904.059999999998, "text": " Let me understand this."}, {"start": 18905.219999999998, "end": 18907.68, "text": " Turn socketed curse skills into auras,"}, {"start": 18907.68, "end": 18910.219999999998, "text": " applying their effects to all nearby enemies."}, {"start": 18910.219999999998, "end": 18910.78, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 18911.54, "end": 18912.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18913.14, "end": 18914.3, "text": " So it becomes an aura."}, {"start": 18914.739999999998, "end": 18916.78, "text": " So let me see what temporal chains is."}, {"start": 18919.46, "end": 18929.98, "text": " Okay, so curses all enemies in an area, slowing them and making other effects on them expire"}, {"start": 18929.98, "end": 18932.86, "text": " more slowly."}, {"start": 18932.86, "end": 18938.579999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18938.579999999998, "end": 18942.219999999998, "text": " So why is that good?"}, {"start": 18942.22, "end": 18949.22, "text": " Don't I have some talent where I do bonus damage to hindered enemies?"}, {"start": 18958.22, "end": 18960.22, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 18960.22, "end": 18964.22, "text": " And then slowing enemies is also a good defense."}, {"start": 18964.22, "end": 18965.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18965.22, "end": 18969.22, "text": " So it's just good all around."}, {"start": 18969.22, "end": 18976.14, "text": " And this raven is swarm is damn near fucking worthless. Well, I need a skill gem then I'm not able to do this yet"}, {"start": 18978.300000000003, "end": 18980.300000000003, "text": " So let's put this back on"}, {"start": 18987.22, "end": 18989.22, "text": " I'm lucky"}, {"start": 18989.22, "end": 18991.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18998.98, "end": 19000.98, "text": " Where's my TP"}, {"start": 19019.22, "end": 19048.5, "text": " Okay, well I just got an uncut skill gem level 10."}, {"start": 19048.5, "end": 19052.42, "text": " That's what I needed."}, {"start": 19052.42, "end": 19053.42, "text": " Does the level..."}, {"start": 19053.42, "end": 19059.34, "text": " So now that I'm putting curses into this aura, when I turn them into gems like that, does"}, {"start": 19059.34, "end": 19062.98, "text": " it matter what level they are?"}, {"start": 19062.98, "end": 19063.98, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 19063.98, "end": 19068.42, "text": " Where do we find this?"}, {"start": 19068.42, "end": 19069.42, "text": " Yes, it does."}, {"start": 19069.42, "end": 19070.42, "text": " It's more effective."}, {"start": 19070.42, "end": 19071.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19071.42, "end": 19074.78, "text": " So here's temporal chains."}, {"start": 19074.78, "end": 19078.06, "text": " So it's level 10."}, {"start": 19078.06, "end": 19089.98, "text": " Let's take this out."}, {"start": 19089.98, "end": 19090.98, "text": " Last for me."}, {"start": 19090.98, "end": 19094.02, "text": " Then we socket a curse."}, {"start": 19094.02, "end": 19096.780000000002, "text": " Then we turn it on."}, {"start": 19096.780000000002, "end": 19099.300000000003, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 19099.300000000003, "end": 19101.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19101.5, "end": 19102.620000000003, "text": " I guess we put that away."}, {"start": 19102.62, "end": 19106.78, "text": " I need 9 more spirit and I'd be able to have my shit out there."}, {"start": 19117.26, "end": 19119.26, "text": " And Feeble is also a good defensive."}, {"start": 19120.94, "end": 19123.94, "text": " I mean I might be putting more curses into this aura."}, {"start": 19123.94, "end": 19134.48, "text": " Oh my god everything is super slow"}, {"start": 19134.48, "end": 19147.26, "text": " Oh, you can only apply one curse I see"}, {"start": 19147.260000000002, "end": 19165.38, "text": " I understand you said by default I understand that there's probably ways to be able to inflict"}, {"start": 19165.38, "end": 19175.74, "text": " multiple curses but for now."}, {"start": 19175.74, "end": 19188.940000000002, "text": " It's a dead end."}, {"start": 19188.94, "end": 19195.94, "text": " the image"}, {"start": 19218.94, "end": 19224.94, "text": " Jumping familiar about that face."}, {"start": 19224.94, "end": 19231.94, "text": " Okay, she's back."}, {"start": 19231.94, "end": 19247.94, "text": " Uh, I guess we'll take this one, mana recovery, plus 14 max mana, 21% cold resist."}, {"start": 19247.94, "end": 19258.239999999998, "text": " th"}, {"start": 19258.239999999998, "end": 19262.239999999998, "text": " th"}, {"start": 19262.24, "end": 19281.120000000003, "text": " He's just licking my hand, he's just trying to get on my lap."}, {"start": 19281.120000000003, "end": 19283.620000000003, "text": " Isn't this crazy?"}, {"start": 19283.620000000003, "end": 19287.320000000003, "text": " You can now equip the charm in your inventory."}, {"start": 19287.32, "end": 19292.32, "text": " Wait, three charm slots?"}, {"start": 19292.32, "end": 19293.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19293.32, "end": 19296.68, "text": " How do I have three?"}, {"start": 19296.68, "end": 19301.68, "text": " This only gives two- Oh, that one thing that I selected."}, {"start": 19301.68, "end": 19306.68, "text": " The passive, that's right, okay."}, {"start": 19306.68, "end": 19308.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19336.68, "end": 19346.68, "text": " Support Jam Level 3."}, {"start": 19346.68, "end": 19349.68, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 19349.68, "end": 19351.68, "text": " Checking the guide."}, {"start": 19351.68, "end": 19353.68, "text": " Magnified area."}, {"start": 19353.68, "end": 19355.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19355.68, "end": 19360.68, "text": " Then we get that."}, {"start": 19360.68, "end": 19365.68, "text": " Ignore that."}, {"start": 19395.68, "end": 19397.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19425.68, "end": 19427.68, "text": " What's she here?"}, {"start": 19455.68, "end": 19471.0, "text": " I really need to get magnified area for Thunderstorm, I feel like."}, {"start": 19471.0, "end": 19475.88, "text": " Does he really not take that?"}, {"start": 19475.88, "end": 19481.64, "text": " Rapid casting, living, lightning, and prolonged duration."}, {"start": 19481.64, "end": 19486.34, "text": " How'd you re-roll Druid?"}, {"start": 19486.34, "end": 19493.42, "text": " This crazy, crazy, crazy, big, long, drawn-out story that I won't bore you with, but it's"}, {"start": 19493.42, "end": 19494.42, "text": " for a good reason."}, {"start": 19524.420000000002, "end": 19545.420000000002, "text": " This seems better than what I'm wearing."}, {"start": 19545.420000000002, "end": 19575.38, "text": " It's a helmet, fire, and cold resist critical hit chance."}, {"start": 19575.38, "end": 19586.82, "text": " in 91 armor. I mean, it's way better. How much E.S. does the gloves give you? Energy shield?"}, {"start": 19586.82, "end": 19595.86, "text": " Pretty good amount. Yeah, but 28% of armor applied to ally damage is pretty good. You're"}, {"start": 19595.86, "end": 19602.66, "text": " right. Whatever. I don't think I care enough to like unlock this thing and make it crazy."}, {"start": 19602.66, "end": 19625.46, "text": " it doesn't matter yet."}, {"start": 19625.46, "end": 19644.42, "text": " Armor only protects against physical, so I gotta get the resist."}, {"start": 19644.42, "end": 19646.219999999998, "text": " I talked to Alva."}, {"start": 19646.219999999998, "end": 19648.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 19648.02, "end": 19654.3, "text": " Who the fuck is Alva?"}, {"start": 19654.3, "end": 19663.1, "text": " Yeah, it's gotta be down these stairs or something."}, {"start": 19663.1, "end": 19664.1, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19664.100000000002, "end": 19670.340000000004, "text": " Boris Keth, no, what's up? Which ancient city will we dredge up next?"}, {"start": 19685.9, "end": 19688.840000000004, "text": " Okay, that's still locked. Oh, let's pretty go to the drowned city"}, {"start": 19688.84, "end": 19695.7, "text": " Misses over the boss upgrade. Yeah, I was just gonna go back because I saw it had like a signifier"}, {"start": 19699.94, "end": 19704.46, "text": " I'm just gonna TP back I can't TP back that's crazy"}, {"start": 19704.46, "end": 19720.54, "text": " easy. And now I'm thinking I should have grabbed that waypoint in the Drown City because now"}, {"start": 19720.54, "end": 19728.26, "text": " I have to walk all the way back again. So that's the Drown City, the Ask Bog. So I need"}, {"start": 19728.260000000002, "end": 19738.420000000002, "text": " to go to the waterways and find the Az-Azak bog. Go through your portal. Is that where"}, {"start": 19738.420000000002, "end": 19757.38, "text": " I was? Surely I have a checkpoint. It's right there. Can I go back? Oh, let me go back."}, {"start": 19757.38, "end": 19765.5, "text": " Are we talking about the portal or checkpoint?"}, {"start": 19765.5, "end": 19767.5, "text": " Said stop, up."}, {"start": 19767.5, "end": 19770.58, "text": " Oh wait!"}, {"start": 19770.58, "end": 19773.940000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 19773.940000000002, "end": 19776.18, "text": " I am so lost."}, {"start": 19776.18, "end": 19785.18, "text": " Damn, can you imagine being strung up like that?"}, {"start": 19845.18, "end": 19869.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 19869.94, "end": 19871.74, "text": " the flameskin ritual"}, {"start": 19871.74, "end": 19877.34, "text": " Oh, I gotta knock all these down, okay?"}, {"start": 19877.34, "end": 19891.420000000002, "text": " Didn't care for these rituals, but I'll turn them on the other side, all the same."}, {"start": 19891.420000000002, "end": 19894.420000000002, "text": " Did I win?"}, {"start": 19894.420000000002, "end": 19916.420000000002, "text": " Gave me a buff."}, {"start": 19916.420000000002, "end": 19919.34, "text": " You have increased fire resist and item rarity."}, {"start": 19919.34, "end": 19921.34, "text": " For how long?"}, {"start": 19921.34, "end": 19924.34, "text": " The zone? Oh, just the zone, okay."}, {"start": 19951.34, "end": 19967.34, "text": " is the next station point way up here to the right I think there's something here"}, {"start": 19967.34, "end": 19990.54, "text": " Oh, Rune Man."}, {"start": 19990.54, "end": 19996.1, "text": " So he wants me to go to the Mystic Refuge?"}, {"start": 19996.100000000002, "end": 20003.100000000002, "text": " i think so"}, {"start": 20026.100000000002, "end": 20032.140000000003, "text": " One-handed mace."}, {"start": 20032.140000000003, "end": 20034.260000000002, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 20034.260000000002, "end": 20035.780000000002, "text": " This is awful for me."}, {"start": 20035.780000000002, "end": 20037.800000000003, "text": " It's impacted."}, {"start": 20037.800000000003, "end": 20041.140000000003, "text": " Can't even be used."}, {"start": 20041.140000000003, "end": 20046.620000000003, "text": " Plus 6% critical damage bonus adds 23 to 31 physical damage, 30% attack speed, breaks armor,"}, {"start": 20046.620000000003, "end": 20051.22, "text": " equal to 40% damage from hits with this weapon, fully armor broken enemies you kill with."}, {"start": 20051.22, "end": 20054.22, "text": " Shatter."}, {"start": 20054.22, "end": 20064.22, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 20064.22, "end": 20074.86, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 20074.86, "end": 20077.86, "text": " Improve the quality of a flask?"}, {"start": 20077.86, "end": 20079.66, "text": " That's new."}, {"start": 20079.66, "end": 20090.66, "text": " orb, exalted orb. I don't know what I have more. Exalted always? Okay, exalted is."}, {"start": 20109.66, "end": 20123.16, "text": " skill gem level 10 upgrade thunderstorm"}, {"start": 20139.66, "end": 20166.34, "text": " Where the fuck am I going here?"}, {"start": 20166.34, "end": 20171.34, "text": " Hunt down Igna-Duke."}, {"start": 20171.34, "end": 20178.34, "text": " I guess I'll keep trying Southwest."}, {"start": 20178.34, "end": 20184.34, "text": " That's a dead end."}, {"start": 20184.34, "end": 20190.34, "text": " Okay, maybe down there."}, {"start": 20190.34, "end": 20192.34, "text": " Okay, maybe down there"}, {"start": 20203.36, "end": 20205.52, "text": " You'll know it's her she is a hot babe"}, {"start": 20209.9, "end": 20215.26, "text": " She's not there hey bottom right that little sliver there"}, {"start": 20215.260000000002, "end": 20221.88, "text": " It doesn't matter where you go, it'll always be the last place you decide to look."}, {"start": 20221.88, "end": 20228.660000000003, "text": " I actually fucking Christopher Columbus the fuck out of this place, fully explored."}, {"start": 20228.660000000003, "end": 20233.660000000003, "text": " It is actually the last place."}, {"start": 20233.660000000003, "end": 20240.660000000003, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 20240.66, "end": 20242.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20265.86, "end": 20267.86, "text": " Should have done"}, {"start": 20270.66, "end": 20276.34, "text": " Ooh, plus 30 maximum spirit."}, {"start": 20276.34, "end": 20279.26, "text": " Wait, that means..."}, {"start": 20279.26, "end": 20281.54, "text": " Hold on, I can have both spells now."}, {"start": 20281.54, "end": 20294.62, "text": " Both passives."}, {"start": 20294.62, "end": 20301.62, "text": " immunity to bleeding, immunity to poison, ignite, shock."}, {"start": 20301.62, "end": 20309.62, "text": " I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 20309.62, "end": 20323.62, "text": " Hold on, let's go to gyms."}, {"start": 20323.62, "end": 20337.96, "text": " Nice, now they're both activated, that's sick."}, {"start": 20337.96, "end": 20343.6, "text": " What else would I want to put with ravenous sworn?"}, {"start": 20343.6, "end": 20356.719999999998, "text": " I'm not sure immunity to freeze, fuck freeze."}, {"start": 20356.719999999998, "end": 20357.719999999998, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20357.719999999998, "end": 20360.68, "text": " The guide's not going to tell me because the guide doesn't expect me to have all this"}, {"start": 20360.68, "end": 20365.239999999998, "text": " spirit added to be able to have both."}, {"start": 20365.24, "end": 20369.4, "text": " because it would increase the cost. What? No it doesn't."}, {"start": 20373.4, "end": 20375.4, "text": " No, corrosion doesn't make it cost more."}, {"start": 20386.920000000002, "end": 20389.480000000003, "text": " 30% increased spell damage while on full energy."}, {"start": 20390.4, "end": 20393.640000000003, "text": " Your minions deal 30% increased damage while you were not on full mana."}, {"start": 20395.24, "end": 20407.24, "text": " more oh supported skills break 50% of armor it does 110 percent multiplier it"}, {"start": 20407.24, "end": 20420.88, "text": " says let's just let me see it for my damn self and then didn't do anything"}, {"start": 20425.24, "end": 20427.72, "text": " That one didn't. Okay, so which one does?"}, {"start": 20428.68, "end": 20432.38, "text": " So I can s- oooohh, cost multiplier, 110%."}, {"start": 20433.24, "end": 20434.920000000002, "text": " Corrosion does cost some bullshit."}, {"start": 20445.36, "end": 20446.88, "text": " So this already breaks armor."}, {"start": 20447.640000000003, "end": 20449.760000000002, "text": " Does armor demolisher not do anything then?"}, {"start": 20450.84, "end": 20451.68, "text": " I'm confused."}, {"start": 20452.760000000002, "end": 20454.84, "text": " Supports an attila to enemies, causing poison to blood-"}, {"start": 20455.24, "end": 20463.920000000002, "text": " I guess now it just breaks 50% faster, okay?"}, {"start": 20463.920000000002, "end": 20465.760000000002, "text": " It's an omega armor break."}, {"start": 20465.760000000002, "end": 20467.760000000002, "text": " Honestly, that's fine."}, {"start": 20485.24, "end": 20513.52, "text": " Okay, well, I think that's it for the day."}, {"start": 20513.52, "end": 20516.96, "text": " I have a party to go to and I might get hungover"}, {"start": 20517.8, "end": 20523.2, "text": " Sick amulet big life and strength. I sold it. It's gone. I will try and be live tomorrow"}, {"start": 20523.96, "end": 20526.84, "text": " To continue. Oh, hey puppy. He heard I was ending"}, {"start": 20529.84, "end": 20532.98, "text": " Yeah, Vicky and I are going um either way Gigi's"}, {"start": 20533.760000000002, "end": 20538.36, "text": " Will be on to or we'll try to be on tomorrow, but if I'm not that is exactly why"}, {"start": 20539.36, "end": 20541.36, "text": " So at the very least I'll be live Monday"}, {"start": 20541.36, "end": 20550.36, "text": " Hello, baby. Hello. Oh my gosh, he wants more attention. All right. GGs, everyone. See you guys later. Peace."}]}