you
Yeah, I was up late last night, so most of you guys know because I streamed it on my
But I re-roll drew it and I caught up to where I was on monk
Completely. Yeah. Yeah
Let me turn all my stuff on hang on
Yeah, what a surprise yeah, I re-roll drew it
It turned this down. Where's my fucking shit?
Pause that
Here we go.
Uh, Plant Druid, of course.
The reason I didn't reroll because I wanted to play Druid though, I rerolled because Vicky and I set up a SSF, like, we're not an SSF, a private league, so we're only able to trade with each other.
And prefers that, and so I'm like, well we gotta start over then.
And I just fuck I'm starting over so I
Want to play Druid I just kind of liked it more
Maybe I would have liked Monk if I kept going with it
But I just didn't like not having any weapon dopamine
Why not just make it normal characters and only treat each other yeah, you could do that
But I don't know she personally prefers the full on actual no bullshit limiter
so
We're in a private league, I actually fucked up.
So when you buy a, you have to pay for a private league, you gotta buy it.
Probably because it cost money to host your own private server.
So I bought it and I checked the SSF box of the private league thinking, oh we're doing
SSF, whatever.
What happened is it basically hosted a private server and only solo, solo, self-found characters
are allowed.
And I just, I fucked up, I'm retarded.
So I spent $400, whatever, was that like $40 on a server?
It was pointless.
So I have two servers actually, let me log out.
It was actually pretty cool how it works.
Oh my audio just keeps breaking whenever I loading screen in this game
As you can see I made SSF gamers
But it's an SSF server so like you can join it
But like we can't trade with each other even though we're just on one server together
So then I made the SSF server and that's the correct one
This is my druid. It's named its vegetables
That's Oracle. Isn't that Druid though? It's just a subclass. GGG customer service is like
instant and super helpful. Oh, maybe I can get a refund. Well, either way, I got exactly
where I was on my monk, essentially. I just finished my ascendancy. Yeah, I'm following
a guide I am not gonna get butt hurt by Quinn making fun of me for using a guide I'm using
a guide I just I'm too fucking retarded and it's like I can't I can't not it's not no
way yet maybe when I figure the game out and I'm doing some Oracle plant build it's the
same one I did before I leveled and I got to the end of act two with I think and then
I quit because the season was right around the corner, but now we're here
I'm not sure where to go next so I just got this sacrificial blood so
6% increased spell damage
with spells that cost life and 8% of spell mana is converted to life cost so basically
This makes all your spells cost HP, but also do more damage and then
12% increased spell damage with spells that cost life, 40% increased spell damage with spells that cost life, kind of nuts.
I thought that was cool as fuck.
And I don't- where's my fucking guide? Actually.
I'm not sure where I go next.
Uh...
What is this?
So now all these extra paths are unlocked because I'm playing the paths not taken
subclass or whatever, right?
Spells gain 12% of damage as extra chaos damage. I probably get that. Chance to poison.
Oh, this just unlocked right here. Put the build code into the game. It'll show you
where it goes. Does it? When I integrated my build on Monk, it didn't.
tell you the order of which to get things.
Alright, well let me let's integrate it. Let me do it again. There's a download
button somewhere. Hang on. Download the build file.
Okay, hang on. Let me put this in the right folder here. Build a planner. Can I
rename this it won't cause issues will it can I look at this fucking dog and he
is a little freak what is that up there what is this what's that up there what is
that what is this oh my gosh psychopath just keep the dot build suffix
I said to hang on, I fucked up my camera, that was a mess of play.
Now it's just permanently aimed down.
Okay.
Goodness.
Uh, so let's see. Rename...
To...
Oracle Druid.
And then drag that over.
Close, close.
Damn it, it's just right there. Okay. So you're telling me this tells you the order, huh?
I ain't seeing it.
not the order just the nodes okay but that's what I was saying is the annoying
part is it doesn't tell you the order all right great awesome
I get matters it kind of does you know because you traveled a very long way like
do I want to travel all the way down and get this or do I want to travel fucking
I don't even know why I'm going over here probably why am I going down there what
Is there like a part two to this?
Do I have to...
Download all the stages. Yeah, I think I have to download them all.
So this would be...
Act three.
Oh, great.
Oh, that's annoying.
Ah.
For now, this is fine.
We're just gonna go with this.
Vicky says to check the stash.
Okay, check guild stash.
Plus 115 to maximum energy shield.
Lose 5 life when you use a skill.
Cane it to him.
30% more critical damage bonus when on low life.
Huh.
And there's yellow boots.
No movement.
So here's my gear.
I have some pretty cool helmet.
These are some legendary boots I got instantly.
Uh, someone in my, what is it, alt account chat was saying that they were using these boots all the way to, like, Act 4.
Yeah, I don't think I like that helmet.
Iron Reflex is as big, yeah, I've got...
So I have zero evasion, but 46% armor.
Pretty cool.
Uh, I don't use either.
I don't use either.
Do they give up on SSC?
SSC, tell me about TBC?
As long as the boots got move speed, we happy.
They do.
They do be having that.
Aside from that, I don't really have gloves.
Here's my weapons.
I got plus one level to all spells.
36% increased spell physical.
28% critical hit chance for spells.
that and then here's my offhand still our 41% spell physical and plus one level
to all spells shitty ring trash shitty belt nothing hold on
She thought this helmet would actually help me because she was seeing me read the node
that makes me do more damage because it cost HP to cast spells.
It's like, no, it's not that it doesn't gain damage that way.
Don't your spells do more if they take life?
That is exactly what she thought.
They do, but they don't do more if they take more life.
So like this, lose five life when you use a skill.
Sure, that's fine, and I have that node, but it's like, it doesn't do more damage if it
cost more life.
It doesn't.
It's just the fact that it costs life makes it do more.
That's it.
Alright, where was I?
I was doing something.
I am... fuck.
Retrace legendary, some path, horn.
Okay, after recreate a horn of justiri, find something that can place in the altar.
Okay, I gotta go collect that bullshit.
Travel to the masted in Badlands, travel to Keff.
Okay, I think I just go to fucking locations.
Actually, before I do that, let me check the store.
Fire damage, fire.
Where's the sprinkly spell?
What's the most important stat to get on a weapon for me?
Is it just plus levels to spells?
That's the best really? That's more important than say plus like 60% spell damage
It scales better, okay, really?
You can compare the skill in DPS. I'm sure you can. It's fine that interesting.
Plus levels usually means more damage instead of increased.
I mean, I guess if you fucking showed me the formula of how damage is calculated,
I bet plus levels of spells like it increases the base damage of stuff.
So that then you start multiplying it and all that jazz I
Get it and you probably get a lot more like percentage damage increase from things like this
So that's already 40% right there on a fucking node
Things like it's just adding a percent all those percentages I can see that
Sure
All right, whatever
Let's go the Bassidon Islands.
So if you understand the difference between increased versus more...
No, actually, describe it to me like I'm a retard.
There's a huge, I mean, I understand the difference in the sentence, but put it in the context
of Path of Exile, when wording is going to fuck me up good, yeah.
All right, so let's go, let's look at the talents here.
Let's read this, 40% increased spell damage with spells that cost life.
Is this, and then give me another node to compare it to or something to compare it to.
That's the opposite of what you're referring to.
More is always multiplier, increase is additive.
Okay.
So if this said, I see, so it says 40% increased spell damage.
If that said 40% more spell damage, which one would be better?
Probably more, right?
I see.
Okay.
Where would I find more of those nodes?
increased. Let's just type in this sort more. 100% more maximum rage. I don't think I'm
they find a lot of moors in the uh in the talent tree i feel like you get this in other locations
20 percent here we go 20 more damage against heavy stunned enemies with maces
and yeah 20 it's not that big of a percentage but it's got that more in front of it
So, it's- oh, there's some over here too.
Oh, here's that holo-pom technique.
Can attack on our attacks.
I guess this is probably insane when I was playing my Monk.
Take 3% more damage over time if you haven't started taking damage in the past second.
Hard stop.
Alright, well I get it.
More is hard to come by.
You won't really find it in the passive tree unless some sort of keystones.
Maybe it's in the like oracle notes?
Copy not.
Hmm.
Whatever.
Skill gems usually, ascendancies have support gems, we'll have more, got it.
Gems. Here we go. So supported skills deal 30% more damage while you are above 90% of
your maximum mana. So this is one of those more situations. Zenith.
All right, well, I didn't know that was like a wording anything to look out for now. I understand
It's kind of subtle and kind of sneaks up on you at a talent point
So this is my guide. It's open
Where do I want to go? Actually, no, I know what I wanted to do. I wanted to get
this
start getting some poison. Can you explain this Bill? Sure, so, what a great
question though. Oh my gosh, I'm glad you asked. Basically, how do I, when you first
make this class, you kind of start by having this root, so you throw out these
vines right and they don't do that much damage but you only have four out at a
time and that's essentially your bullshit right is keeping these four vines out
but then you got this talent down here I just got it. Storm and plants deal 50%
more damage cost 50% less but also have 75% less duration so now I have this now
Now I can't keep out four vines at a time because they don't last long enough.
Essentially this is now a spammable spell, and it does a lot of damage.
Before you would put four of these vines out and you would just be waiting, because if
you put another one out it just takes the other one away, it's done.
So you put these four vines out, and then I right click, and it puts down this thunderstorm.
I have an expensive skin, it's not a big deal, it's widescreen.
with the vines, that's why they're bleared. They're actually chains, it's kind of cool.
So right click, thunderstorm, put the vines down. The thunderstorm makes plants overgrow.
I don't know what that means, but I did take some node where, or no, I took a skill gem
called Accelerated Growth, supports plant skills causing them to trigger an explosion
after they have been overgrown.
I don't have damage numbers.
I don't know what the fuck this looks like, but I do know that when I water my plants,
it's a good thing.
Okay?
For me.
All I know.
Hover over overgrown.
Plants overgrown to gain power...
Shhh.
Can't...
Okay.
Can't, okay, plants can be overgrown to gain power in ways detailed on the plant skill.
So let's hover over this.
Overgrown fissures expire 25% slower.
So they last longer.
So let's put a lightning storm down.
See, I've got all four of them out, and they're still disappearing.
So there's that.
It's really the whole build, it's plants and lightning.
The other stuff I have is just bullshit.
Like I've got this frostbomb, okay my bindings are different.
Fuck, how did I bind things upstairs when I was playing?
What's that?
Okay, this should be V.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Eight.
8, 9.
Maybe this should be E instead. Yeah, that's fine.
Save, close. Okay.
The only other thing I do on this character, I have Frostbomb. This just takes away resistances if I ever care,
but I'm probably gonna stop hitting it. And then you got this bone storm, which
it's just really OP. You charge it up and use dump insane damage.
probably gonna stop using it now that I can stem my vines and then you've got
contagion which is a dot and it just it's good for just clearing waves of
mobs probably gonna stop using it
that's it oh and then I have pounds for mobility that's just a mobility thing
That's all built. Click the arrow near the DPS on the gem for details. Well,
Bonesorm has 1400 DPS. Intangles seems to only be 300.
Is it the number is very low?
Ah.
Rune Prism.
So hold on.
One thing I'm realizing, when I played my Monk, there was like a time where I talked to some
fucker and he had me like go back to the
Gressel tree and I like went under it I
haven't done that on this guy yet I don't
know why because I missed something
important
you probably missed it those are a
compound woman a different league and I
I'm in like a thingamajig.
Yeah, maybe I should go back and figure that out.
The rune secret quest at the bottom.
Search Keth for rune stones.
So it wants me to go to Keth?
Yeah, fuck it, I should do this now.
It is a count-wide progress.
But, I'm in a private league.
Do you think that would still count?
Oh, then no, yeah, I'm in a private league, so definitely no.
So how do I get there?
Search Keth.
Where is Keth?
Oh, each act has a separate rune-seeker question.
Okay, so I need to go back to act one straight up then.
How do I do that?
Can I waypoint back there?
Act 1.
Oh!
This is it!
Overleveled.
Immensely.
So I assume I'm looking for- oh, this is literally what I'm looking for, the three big rune stone killers.
The thing is, I did this.
I did it
Okay, now I go back to the grow little fucking can you TP me bitch
There are multiple in this area
It's no loop filter intentional yes people said it didn't really matter early game I
I don't need a leap filter.
Now this is WT through this shit.
God contagion is enough to kill them by the way
God
Hello I opened you
Skill Gem 4.
Unearthed plus Contagion Fox.
I like plants.
So are you not able to do the old league bullshit where like you would fill up that red circle?
That's just like a mechanic that's thrown away and not used anymore?
Don't be wrong.
I fucking hated that.
I hated it.
I didn't like it.
But I'm as curious what they do with me.
That starts in Act 3 now.
Love that.
Great.
I keep hearing that people hate Act 3.
look at the reason it's better it's nice fucked act 3 it's just hard act 3 is
ass well be a contrarian and love it it seems like it's 5050 right now it's
better than act 2
What's that?
Hey, dude.
Best we get a move on soon, eh?
So wait, did I win?
Clapper, travel to the Clearfell encampment, okay?
I guess I just talk to him back here then?
Yep.
Man, this whole time I haven't been getting Verusium, I don't think.
No, I have been.
I've got 258.
We're good.
All right, well now I can leave and go to act two again, right?
I'm good.
Waypoint.
No, I want to be able to use the angle, fuck, okay.
Dang it.
On what?
Reforges any non-unique armor to grant a runic ward.
Okay.
Sure, whatever.
Armor?
Did it not do something?
Rope cuffs plus 15 max life plus 15% cold resist?
oh no that's the guide that's what that top left thing is well I completed the
quest who cares
it's all I give you support gem 2 man I really am sad that I haven't gotten any
like third gem slots for any of my spells are all sitting at fucking 2 man
I'm just gonna put these away.
Wait.
Oh my god, I have one right in my inventory. Am I fucking brain dead?
Bang! Okay.
Gem, I don't know when did I get that?
Oh shit, what do I get in the guide? Reading?
Does it tell you?
Accelerated growth, Zenith 2, and branching fissures.
branching fissures well that's a support gem 3
supported skills fissures branch two times support skills branch fissures
deal 40% less damage
does it mean by that
Okay, I know I see support skills which create fish on the ground causing them to create additional
secondary fishers. I understand
Okay
Hmm
Honestly, I feel like upheavals really good
Well, maybe not
Cause like, I can only have four vines out at a time.
This would make it to where I cast two at a time.
It would lower the damage, but I would get them out quicker.
Maybe prolonged duration?
Pin is good?
Yeah, fuck it.
I'll take pin.
Sure.
I guess it doesn't matter until I get what I actually want.
You have to stun somehow.
Maybe one day. Back to... I am going to...
to...
Astodian.
Oh, back here.
Did you kill the Crow-Bell bird in Act 1 for 2 Passives?
Yes.
I killed all the bosses in Act 1.
Act 1 is done.
Oh, hello.
Did I really am fucking plant, man?
I don't even know where 90% of my damage is coming from.
Damage is throwing out these vines and shit just flops.
It did look like you missed something.
Did it?
Actually, wait.
No.
Just say maybe I missed some of this missile bullshit, but the missile is here.
I got a wand.
Eh.
Okay, checking on the map.
I missed some type of box here. Does that matter though?
Oh my god.
The guy asked if I killed the crowbell and I straight up didn't kill the crowbell.
I was confident that I did too.
Alright, I'll go back after I finish this map, this is Morty here.
I lied to him.
To his face.
Whoa, what was that?
the damage that's been a cast beat in trash.
How do you like Druid?
I like it.
He loves it.
You'll fly tomorrow, maybe.
Lightless passage. I don't think I want to go through there yet. Isn't there like a...
No, I think I do want to go there.
Oh, this is the invincible shit. I gotta do this.
I'm just trying WP to the end.
Easy.
Damn, more yellows.
Okay, staff.
What weapon does the guy want me to look for?
Voltaic stabs.
Why voltaic?
Is there a reason?
Or is it just what he picked in the guide, and it doesn't actually matter?
It's more about the aphix, as I feel like.
You just got one. It does not matter? Yeah, okay.
So the type of staff doesn't actually matter.
It's all about just getting the right aphixes on it.
It does matter, sigil of power in this half.
Okay.
Alright, fine.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
I think that's good.
Is it?
I don't know if it's good or not.
Holy, I don't know if it's good. I don't know if it is either.
Right? Cause like if you look at mine, mine's plus one level to all spells.
And then my off hand is plus one level to all spells.
41% increased spell physicals. So that will buff my thorns.
And then 36. So 36 plus 41.
76.
So 77, right?
You got 77% increased ammo.
Compared DPS sheet?
Alright, let's go here.
Let's try it.
Actually, first, maybe I go home.
Salvation, clean out my inventory.
See what's going on here.
Identify my shit dog.
Okay, nothing to salvage, so it's a spam cell angle.
That's a fire wand, trash.
I think this is already 73% increased spell damage.
Okay.
So bone storm right now is 1,400 DPS.
Now it's 1,100 DPS, 243 DPS on entangle.
Now it's 297.
So maybe I should look at Thunderstorm, considering this is all some Thunderstarch shit.
Huh, yeah, I don't think it's good.
Plet Skills is 2-0-p.
Yeah, I actually don't think I care about this stuff.
Let's put it away.
Well, that's disappointing and sad.
It also cast Spark.
It did do something like that.
I just don't think I care.
in the vendor for some crazy shit. Okay, so the chiming, what the guide wants me to have
is... I thought I wanted to have Sigil of Power. What? Oh, it does. Chiming of Power
at end game. So it gives me sigil of power. Interesting. Here's the spell. Plays as a
sigil on the ground providing a spell damage buff to you and allies while standing in it.
The buff becomes more powerful, the more many you spend while standing in the sigil.
Buff grants 11% more spell damage per stage.
There's 4, so it goes up to 44% more spell damage, that's pretty crazy.
And you reach max stage in 4 seconds.
Wow.
That's crazy.
And it's more un-crazy.
Yeah, I know.
Pretty nuts.
Maybe one day.
I gotta keep finishing the abyss.
Nice, this motherfucker not taking any damage.
What is going on with this bitch?
Die motherfucker!
Coming through. Okay, another yellow. I swear my plants actually don't hurt them or something.
Like they're... and then all of a sudden they take so much damage. I don't even know...
Do they have like an immunity timer or something?
Thank you, XXGuzz?
It has an invulnerable stage.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Shield? No, I saw the shield go down.
The Well of Souls. Here we are.
of
Uhhh...
Desicrates a rare weapon or quiver. Do I want to use this on my weapon?
Forget what happens, doesn't it like remove a random affix and you get to choose what it is? So it could fuck me.
I could lose plus one level to spell 50% chance. I
Don't want to lose spell physical and I don't want to lose plus one level to spells
You have open affix oh it just adds
Okay.
Hold on.
Gained 13% damage as extra fire damage.
Not bad.
Does it have napkins I can throw on there?
Wait, now it removes.
Oh, I put this here. Oh no.
okay fuck now I'm gambling oh no I'm an idiot what I'm good am I good what do
What did they remove?
You're good.
Six is the max.
Oh.
Reveal.
That's good.
I think we take the spell damage, right?
Then gain is better, really?
Touched. Okay.
Extra damage, think of it as a more? Okay.
Okay, search cat.
I think that's it, okay?
Find something that can be placed in the altar.
Well, that's something else.
Okay.
Nothing you can have.
Total three free vixen, three foxes, hold alt and item to see it.
So you have 13 more of fire and lightning now.
yeah 30% extra fire damage 13% extra lightning damage it's a lot of
elemental bullshit honestly maybe I should w key to this node
am I crazy
what's the build say the build says to get this is just a matter of when do I
I get this. Wait, it tells me to go 20% increased physical damage? With that? Okay, no, it still
buffs the spells, I see. Interesting.
Who goes there? Brows as long as warm nights.
Hmm? Hmm? I shall warm nights.
Warm nights.
What do I put on raven and swarm? Any other thingamajigs?
Pro long duration and rapid casting.
Where's ravenous swarm?
Hello?
Does it not talk about this?
I mean, Act 2, it has corrosion, but like...
What other fucking support gems do I put in this?
Oh, wait, I think you drop it for blasphemy, that's why.
I see.
I didn't realize blast for me was like some other bullshit.
Uh...
Fuck it, magnified area, deadly poison.
Oh, give a fuck.
I see I'm shitting on everything already.
Uh, waypoint.
What the fuck, what?
Okay I think I need to find the bone pits, I think the light list.
I think there's two different paths you can take here, and I found Lightless, so I gotta find the other.
I'm like still not understanding the fucking map that well.
Take it back!
Unique Jewelry, three exalted orbs.
Oooooh.
It's gotta be a unique jewelry, right?
did I fucking gamble a unique offhand yesterday and it gave me a fucking offhand that increases
minion damage increases minion resistance increases minion attack speed and I went to
my chest to like put this fucking artifact away and there's like 20 different unique
off hands in the game and I think I rolled the lowest worst possible off hand it
could have gave me actually he actually can't get worse
so let's see what happens again worst possible one
fuck yeah plus 14 strength amber amulet
ancient secrets laid bare
better than yours mine gives 8% increased spell damage
but life lasts game 0.2 charges per second
I mean 8% is nothing true.
Ugh. Ooh, town point, no way.
Oh fuck, I still need it. I still actually have to go back to act one and kill that one boss.
Fuck.
Congrats with trash unique one of two thousand trash Unique Uniques dude even my chest piece
man. 150% bonus armor and inflict bleeding or something.
I guess inflict bleeding on head.
Is that good for me?
It actually might most spells are not hits so my plants aren't hits
By the way, that's my other unique the only unique I've gotten in Path of Exile so far
In my entire path of exile to career
of Act 1 and 2
The only uniques I've gotten that have been good have been boots and I really
only care about the fact that they give moves.
Their spells hit.
you
Here we go, I have 10 adds that I would socket to a martial weapon staffer armor.
Bang.
And then I go to my runes.
What would I want to put in?
Probably the extra physical, right?
Wanderstaff, lesser iron runes.
Wait, fuck, that's...
Is this energy shield?
Fuuuuck.
Whatever.
It's there now.
Moving on.
You can replace it, it cares.
Here's bone pits.
So I am looking for Ekbob in the bone pits, Ekbob.
Whoa, what the hell? Wait, what? Oh.
AIDS girl is now level 31. I'm level 26. How is she so fast?
I'm gonna have to
Who? That's uh, her name is AIDS girl
I don't know what I care about here
Did she get it from here?
But we're sitting there making our characters and I named my I named myself vegetable
And she's like well, I just spread like AIDS
Like I'm a I do dots like okay, maybe AIDS girl and she typed it in it's like okay
It worked you doing compagion. I don't know I
I need that roll it's great.
The class is she.
Witch I think.
The AIDS class.
I don't fucking know.
FYI, late game mapping in party is big loot.
So it's very fun to co-op.
Yeah, we heard about that.
Apparently people are like...
paying people to AFK in their dungeon,
so that they can get bonus loot.
So like, someone would pay me to join their group and just AFK.
Literally just be there!
Because now the loot gets buffed.
Sounds like something LOW players would do. They fucking would!
Absolutely!
You can't do that to your private- Yeah, no, I don't want to do that. I'm just giving an example of what I heard.
I don't know. This is like the top POE2 stuff. I don't know what goes on at the top level of this game.
It's done surprisingly.
that I just missed the one path I
Of course.
Oh, one of these whisks, okay.
Does the I was asking Viki we weren't sure is the color of the wisps matter or is it just cosmetic
Like sometimes they're yellow sometimes they're green
Yes, it does. Okay
What is it signified
Different color, different loot.
So it changes the loot.
Is it a rarity thing?
Like improve the loot or is it a, here's the type of loot.
Also affects the enemy buff.
Purple equals tanky. Yellow equals fast. Blue equals big damage.
Okay, so it's really not a big deal.
At the end of the day, you just go and you kill it.
You don't know what you're going to get still.
I thought maybe there was like legendary wisdom.
Oh, legendary wisdom. Guarantee legendary drop.
There is.
You down here?
Man, I walked right into three of those, didn't I?
Caught him off.
Jesus.
of
Oh
Tier 2, huh
I don't what is tier two mean I understand like on gear and I hold all there's like T7
T6 T4 on the right here is that what tier two has to do with like on this weapon
So basically this just has better odds.
It increases the floor.
Is that essentially what it does?
it up to the floor of every two, okay.
Anything else here I need to kill? I don't think so.
Maybe your guide will tell you?
Don't think it does, Gamer.
But I can tell you're upset I'm using a guide.
9% increased rarity, light radius.
I only care about rarity.
Support gem level 2. Eh.
Wow, Voltaic staff with 107% increased spell dam.
That do be a lot.
So okay let me ask this.
So notice that this blue wand has two affixes, right?
And then this staff only has one.
But they're both blue.
They're both the same rarity.
Can I use...uh...
Can I use an augmentation on both of them?
Magic can have up to two affixes.
Okay, so it's locked to having two. Got it. Got it. That's what I wanted to know.
Last thing, definitely not the last thing, but is there a quick way to tell when Gear
has quality on it so I know to salvage it? Sockets I can easily tell, but the only way I can tell
is to hover over and then just like look at the top hold an item I mean I'd rather
just it be there you know I'm saying
go to the bench and it lights up okay well I kind of want to know when I'm
like looting gear you know I'm saying
It's fine.
Bench first when going to town, so you just go loot filter.
It says superior in the name.
Okay.
I guess that can tell you when you're like looting stuff, it just says superior.
Alright.
why does this blue wand have four affixes I thought y'all said blue could only have
two. Oh! Hold ALT, it has, you're right. Huh. Two hybrid roles. Okay, so it's split
the roles in half
got it
she's confusing
uh... again i don't know how the fuck you figure this shit out without watching a
five-hour explanation video or something
really don't know
you just look at it so easy stupid fucking idiot
Stupid fucking streamer. So dumb. I do not get it. I get it dumb
Just not smart like me. I'm smart. I'm the genius
You just can't handle it
That's that's how y'all sounded
I need to do act one I missed a boss up here
How'd you learn WoW without a guide?
Well, to be fair, when I learned World of Warcraft, I was using the arrow keys to move.
Everyone was like playing at a sale pace and it was okay.
I got sliced nice as a waste of skill points.
Same.
No one really had like that game or brain back then, but you were kind of like almost
just role-playing.
You didn't think to bring shit out in a Google Doc, you didn't think to do none of that.
I did.
Yeah, maybe you can say that.
Information didn't really spread that well back then.
A better time
Who skills your level three wow
Shut up and check the spreadsheet again, okay like
I feel like back then my brother would cast something like he would cast fireball and it would crit for like
5,000 I'm like wow it does 5,000 damage
But now my new lens is well, it's a three second cast time. Yeah 5,000 is a big number
But you can frostbolt
Three times does like you know less damage
But obviously we do the math here and then you factor in your crit chance with frostbolt
It's gonna crit more often at the end of the day. It's gonna it's fucking
It's not hard to even put that stuff together back then. That's not how you thought about it
You just thought fireball crits really hard hit it
I don't I don't
Probably with everyone like talking online nowadays and sharing information it's like you're an idiot if you don't do that stuff
different time
I click somewhere talk about peolee. I love peolee
Where the fuck oh
here it is nice spells gain 12% of damage as extra chaos damage we love
that apply
I got one more location to go
Desert map, I need to go to Kef.
Place the relic in the altar you found, I only have one of them.
this is all in keth, right?
He's never doing crowbell.
I literally just did it.
Second one you get later?
I think you'd get it here on this map.
I don't know, wants me to go to the caravan.
Where the Warlock boss was at.
Where the fuck was that? I don't remember.
So does this map drop the other side?
I'm pretty sure it does.
So I just keep killing mobs until I get in here, some in there, okay?
There's still one more in the region, but there's still another one, all right.
The stampede?
The fuck?
Okay
Okay, so all of this says superior I see so that's the quality
Power shield. Interesting. So I guess I go home and I just salvage all this shit and
I love your bangs. Thank you. How about the shading on my upper lip?
one level to all minion skills. I like to write my rarity.
You woke up feeling sassy today, did I?
Napoleon dynamite reference is sassy?
I think I go...
Well the guide has me grab this, the 30% increase damage node.
It does minion damage, but it also does, you know, damage for me. It's just high damage.
Or maybe I start making my way to this. I think I do.
And there's some crazy- 15% increase in magnitude of bleeding you inflict.
And then 25% increase physical.
Damn.
This is a crazy fucking node.
10% increased physical damage, 10% increased critical hit chance, increased critical hit,
more critical hit, and magnitude.
Holy shit.
Alright, yeah, we'll go towards that.
That looks fun as fuck.
So these guys dropped the relics, these snake people.
More snakes? Aha! There it is. That's what I needed. Give me the fuck out of here. Bang.
I think Valley of the Titans is where I go.
I've already cleared this map.
I thought I did.
Now I have to find all this bullshit again.
You are not done in death.
Am I not?
I've already done this map.
I killed the boss.
I opened up everything.
I've already done all.
But I did not have the relic, so my order was awful.
of
I don't see a waypoint.
They're saying get the waypoint man, I don't like to see shit.
Can we spam him to get a loot filter? That and a coffee and his dopamine will explode.
Why would a loot filter give me more dopamine?
Nice sounds and color.
Oh shit, okay.
That fucking dammit!
Okay. Alright, I'll get a loot filter. Alright. Alright. Here's a fucking waypoint. Or maybe
I already fucking had it. Oh my god, I already had it. Kill me. Alright, let's put that in.
that in
I think we go left
So retrace allegedly reward path to recreate the horn of the travel to kepp it wants me to go back to kepp fucking why?
What the fuck is in kepp
You missed the next area.
Did I? Okay.
Oh, I'm smoothing.
Oh, the next zone I'm supposed to enter is from Kat.
Oh, I see.
Well, fuck me, right?
I think I've killed this boss.
Yep, I have in fact killed this bitch before.
So that was about pointless though.
The damage is nuts.
It's good.
Better than my fucking monks.
Where do I see your level? You're not max level, are you? Absolutely not.
Level 27. Do my best.
I got some trinkets. I'll ask Shumbran about this one.
That's not bad for Viki.
35% spell damage, 41% increased chaos damage.
I'll put that in the guild stash, maybe she'd like that.
Browse as long as you like. I shall put this to use.
I promise she's way ahead of me, so I'm the one that keeps looking at these fucking vendors.
I'm addicted. I'm just falling farther behind.
Damage is gigafucking to movie. I know it's really good damage. Hers is also crazy.
Just like once doing the same as me
What's the OP class this season I don't know so people talk about hurricane or something being busted or something along those lines
Twister I think
What the fuck is this room?
A looted vault owner.
Wow a new character, I didn't expect that at all.
Why do I sense sarcasm when you're typed out letters?
Watch that tone.
Haha, it's...
Aha, the Lost City.
Excellent.
So now I gotta find a rune stone down here.
Hello, old I want to go yeah
Yeah.
Oh, my HP is done.
What's I'm looking?
skill gem level 7.
I think that's good for me.
Okay, those are 7.
Thunderstorm is 7.
Frostbomb maybe?
Contagion? I guess Bonestorm.
I'll bet it's 7.
fuck it now the fuck Dr. Pepper zero sugar tastes better than regular back
pepper good for you man
coming through might actually see act three today for the first time I've
never seen it spirit gem level three or seven
okay so blast me is level eight so I might as well upgrade my swarm I guess
Have fucking damage.
Ah, shit.
Full loot.
Whoa, I'm right in here.
Okay, Abigy just linked me something. I think she's in Act 3, because I've never seen that terrain she's in.
And she got like some type of green.
A tribal map.
What is this?
She said, the green one is shit, there's zero stats on it.
Okay, so that's a loot filter highlighting her chance base.
Okay, so why is it a good base?
good about it. White base item because people want those to roll. To chance orb. I see.
So it's good because it's a high, a good item to use for a chance roll. Apparently that
item has a high probability to roll into a good unit.
Does it roll into any unique?
Uh...
Any unique tribal masks.
I don't know like how we look at what those are.
I don't know.
God, there's so much misinformation.
I don't know.
It's the base for a new unique helm that is very good.
The Vertex, okay?
The Vertex P2.
Little gyms have no attribute requirements. Wow.
Oh, Viki wanted me to show this.
Apparently my new emotes.
They're getting animated hard as fuck. Everything's getting a massive, massive rehaul.
A lot of moving emotes too.
I think all the emotes are actually done.
It's a matter of, I think the animation, that's it.
The item itself isn't worth shit.
It got a ga- er, it was a gamble to give it plus two, plus four all skill gems, but that
got removed point is it's green because of her loot filter picking up on it and
her loot filter could be outdated but some white basic fucking items are gonna
come off as like super important and rare because of that mechanic
I
Bairied shrines
What the fuck is this they built shrines
And I miss some stuff should I be going back here
Yeah, loot filters are essential, but I cannot stand it.
It's like you with add-ons.
I mean, I've had loot filters before.
They didn't seem that hard to set up once you've done it, but it is annoying.
I feel like the problem with like loot filters is if they wanted to make them simpler and
easier to use, you'll have people complaining that they can't customize their loot filter
to like these really autistic, very specific wants and needs they have.
I feel like so easy that you can't filter everything, or it's just really complicated and not intuitive.
You guys got a picture, I feel like.
of
I think I should stop picking things up.
I don't give a shit about this quiver.
Alright, how do I lead filter?
Uh, I feel like go on a website.
PoE2 filter...
or something.
Filter blade.
Okay.
So we go filter blade.
I mean...
Okay
So I sign in here
Oh
Okay, I'm signed in.
Log in successful.
I think.
Okay, I'm logged in.
Create new filter.
So auto-adjust, semi-strict.
Click auto-adjust, okay.
Campaign.
Druid.
I don't care. I guess I maybe I should keep talismans, I guess
Like why is it not gonna give me evasion or any of this gear or a focus why not once
Okay, I don't think I care about anything else.
And then...
Vendor Magix?
I guess you don't really want to Vendor Magix at this point, so no.
Fly.
Alright.
All right
And then
Now what
Check the filter in your guide, maybe I don't know like actually I think my guide might have one straight up
Now I don't think it does.
Customized strictness, auto adjust for build, that's new.
Export to PoE.
Filter name.
uh...
oracle druid
export
okay and i think that's done
so then i go options
game
oracle druid
save
I think that's it.
I mean, we'll see if it's good, I don't know.
Well, there's those sounds that we like.
Sounds are bugged. I heard an R if it's resort.
I'm going to go down here, also I leveled.
Jewel socket.
I'm going to put something in there.
Ow.
You can set custom sounds, no way.
Yeah, I'm thinking of that one car commercial or like the custom sounds.
Maybe it's like an Austin thing, because custom sounds, get your car, the custom sounds,
or whatever.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Is it commercial?
Is this thing like only Austin, Texas?
It probably was, it might have only been.
Whatever.
Elemental offering.
What the fuck?
Uh, lightning? Because I have Thunderstorm? Maybe I get...
Okay.
Hmm.
Sure.
I got a lightning rune too.
I gotta kill Azarian, I gotta kill the Galleria, whoever the fuck that is, and Guarded Sarcophagus.
Checkpoint, maybe this is it?
Guarded Sarc- oh this has to be it.
Nice.
I win.
Is it containable for sure?
Okay.
Well, the Azarian Forsaken Sun is probably important.
I just don't know if he's down here.
Top, up top.
Okay, so that's it.
That's all this whole area is for.
I cleared it all.
Now I just run out.
We're seeing up top, like, on the map.
I think I'm there. Oh boy.
And I go top. Okay, so up here.
Oh. I see.
Okay. Yes, and
the heart of
okay.
Oh, I remember this I remember I burnt that girl
I
Hello
That's your wish I'll see it. Bye
Nice, I did it.
Hey, let me...
me.
Skill Gem level 8, hold on.
That's a new fucking record for me.
Okay, skill gem 7, we're gonna go to a cult, let's upgrade contagion, why not, and then
skill gem 8, gotta be an entangle angle for sure, right?
Unless there's like, the next spell I gain is thrashing vines, but that's level 9, so
So one more level, okay.
Alright, now I gotta take the horn.
Give me that.
Search the region for more runestones.
Really?
There's more?
Or maybe I just continue?
Yeah, it's probably just ahead.
You have a loot filter?
No, I don't.
I think you blow the horn up here and now you blow the horn.
to Dishaw.
Biggie's 35.
Well, lucky for me, that bitch has to get off early.
So I get to keep playing later on, as she has to get ready.
So I'll catch up, maybe.
Probably not.
and get it.
Catch up. Mustard.
Honey, barbecue sauce.
Mayo, relish.
Nautala?
I thought it was a counter to Nautala.
Pickles? Marmite? The fuck is a Marmite?
Vegemite? Isn't that that Australian shit? It tastes just like pure salt.
It's like, disgusting.
Okay, I got some final letter here.
I feel like I should keep going. I got a lot going on out here
Forgotten hollow the watchful twins
Path of mourning
I feel like I gotta keep going
Upgrades of Magic got him to a rare, adding a guaranteed modifier.
Okay, that sounds interesting.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are they doing over there?
Shaman mantle orb exalted.
Alright, some purple shit too, what the fuck.
Oh, final letter. Wait no, that's a quest, I already have that.
I just gotta go turn it in.
I think all I need to do now is find the next zone and then get the waypoint and then port back
This act one or two
still just making my way downtown I need to put a jewel socket in that I think I have
some in my stash.
Aha! The path of mourning, found it.
Grab the waypoint.
Back to the caravan.
Okay.
Where are my emeralds and stuff?
I've got this green one.
That cannot be all I have.
Oh, here we go.
Uh, so, 14% increased amount of life leached?
Where do I see what it does when I put it in the thingamajig?
I guess it just does this.
10% critical hit chance for spells, maximum energy, elemental damage, increased magnitude
on bleeding.
I feel like this is my best, right?
10% critical hit chance for spells, triggered spells, deal 14% increased spell damage.
What are meta skills?
Let's see.
Regal it?
Oh!
I can regal these, huh?
magic item okay so it already has one
they're both tier one is tier one good
isn't T1 best
lower is better here oh T1 is only jewels
okay I see I didn't know that all right
upgrades a magic item to a rare triggered
spells
Oh, 11% more freeze buildup. Ew, gross, yuck.
This is shit, but I guess it's the best I have for now, so let's put it in.
I don't even think I wasted an Exalted Orb on that.
Okay, now I gotta go back to the Path of Mourning.
Crap, the bleed build up one with Augment Regal.
Too late.
Hold on, is there anything I gotta kill here?
oh wait no I need to go turn in the final letter whoops I didn't turn this
shit in
but turn the letter to someone on the caravan who
Nice.
Alright, plus two skill points, we love that.
And then, more intelligence.
Bang, 12% increased damage.
Alright, and I'm gonna get some fat fucking nodes in two levels.
Love that
Shit shit shit shit
plus two to all lightning shit all shit plus one level to all chaos spells
Versions will never sell good weapons not true they sell good faces every now and then
Like I'm also looking for Vicky too she wants chaos damage and chaos spell level so like
you can find like a magic item with like two insanely good rules and then try and upgrade
it like plus two to chaos spells and then plus spell damage if I saw a blue wand with
Like that, I'm buying it instantly.
For spell physical and plus levels to all spells.
I buy that instantly.
And yeah, I'll maybe upgrade it and it ends up being cheap, but that's a really good game
to do.
I don't know if things change, but it feels like the gear dopamine in this game is not
gear that drops.
I mean, kind of it is, but like a magic item could be like insane.
Like you upgrade, you start from the bottom and you like gamble it upwards, and then you
break it and then you try again.
Where am I doing her?
To reach Act 4, Induos?
Sir, I have never seen Act 3.
I am, uh, after this level,
that is officially the farthest I've ever been in Path of Exile.
I think I remember this map sucking ass
Resolve rune. Improves the quality of a wand, staff, or scepter. You skipped a perm above.
Click that statue. Okay. I'll go back.
It doesn't meet up.
I should have just kept going forward and moved for a fucking checkpoint, god.
Or just die and res at the checkpoint, okay?
Sisters of who the fuck?
Okay, where's the perma buff?
10% lightning res in chat.
chat oh vegetables has received a 10% increase to lightning res and that's
just permanent what would that pop up under when I press you
you'd think it'd be one of these like hey go do this icons but I don't see it
Oh the watchful twins they are there
Okay
There's a lot of people on here.
Nice.
You are relentless, but that's unpredictable.
But, that bitch is predictable. The time of the fighting is near.
That's a big thing.
Tier 3 coat.
Goodbye.
Skill jam 8.
Upgrade Thunderstorm.
Love that for me.
You got some wands, uh, it looks like they're all dead, so back to the caravan.
Irish in this game? I am. As all Druids are.
What do you get when you give two subs?
I'm putting in my title, money's tight.
What is it?
You get... something.
Excellent.
Some shitty pet.
Right that down.
Use those to travel the dreadnought. Use the desert.
Skull of the Titan.
Uh, does it matter which one I go to here?
I guess the rune seeker. I should do that left.
You need petwanters?
It is, thanks for the 5 bucks.
I think I just go into the cave mouth, alright, man.
Thanks for one slice as well. Nobody plays this paid free game.
Isn't POE 2, doesn't it cost money? I didn't know POE 2 was free to play, what?
it's free weekend oh that's how they do it I didn't know you could do that with a
game on steam I crazy I didn't know you can make the game free for a weekend
Oh, is it gonna be free on release?
Oh.
They gotta work on their microtransaction store, then, because this shit is not that fucking
good.
Uh, outfits aren't that great.
There's no dies.
We're gonna have to step it up.
Not wrong.
For transferring all the MTX from POE 1 to POE 2, trust me, I know, Vicky logged in to
POE 1.
And I didn't know what she was up to which is like babe babe babe babe babe babe
I can buy all the stuff from PoE one and the cosmetics transferred to PoE two
I'm like what but she's like freaking out so pumped about it
She says
So she's on Path of Exile one
Think buying skins. I just wanted the rat set
Okay
Well, she's in chat so the rat set
whatever the fuck that is. Runic knowledge, quest complete. Is that it? I guess so.
AIDS girl has sent you an invite. I think she wants to show me your cosmetics.
She also doesn't have pants. I don't know what happened. But her character bugged out
and now she doesn't have pants. So she her pussy is just out at all times. I don't know.
Good luck.
She's turning around showing her, she's very proud of her tail.
I know she's sitting there giggling to herself.
So proud.
I'm gonna grab a cheek.
She left the group already.
How is that cat still here the fuck?
How do I get it are there any cool pets like that because that that pet is actually cool the other pets are shit
Extras like these are all my pets. I got a floating book a
Bissell Phoenix. I mean that's just ridiculous a
Little pot
I don't even know what that is a beetle a gargoyle
But a beetle giant Sphinx cat, so this is the cat that I have
Fucking hideous
You got some mesmer
Uh
I got some dog it's like a forest dog
Maybe I should use this because it matches me
That's pretty cool look what he's doing
Hmm.
Guides you to the waypoint. Well, I need that, I'm fucking brain dead.
Alright, let's go to...
I guess I have to do it at the caravan here.
Alright. Okay.
New record. Never have I been here before.
Thank you Orangelices, Sayaha and a baby cheetah.
Thanks for the gift of sex.
Well, congrats on the pet.
Hope it's worth it.
No way.
Crazy.
Ten percent movement, max mana, trash.
I
Fuck whoa, I'm under attack now, okay
you can get this moving hideout pretty cool yeah I've got like five hideout skins
or maybe more than that I've never unlocked the hideout I don't even know
what the fuck. That's Act 4, I see. Well, yikes.
A yellow Topaz ring, hold on.
27% increase rarity yes fuck the fire resist God damn okay stacked up on fucking rarity
who also bang 20% increased physical damage massive node excellent even bigger
That's a double rarity ring prefix and suffix.
You're right.
Double increased rarity.
Interesting.
That's an Omega farming ring.
I was getting jealous, Niki was telling me that she has like, oh wait, colossal, that
fast.
That was mine.
So I've got plus 40% item rarity found, I'm like, bitch I'm at fucking 10%.
And I found out it's like, added it for whatever, so you can get to like 500%, probably, or
some crazy amount.
I was extremely jealous.
And then every single legendary or unique she would get I would just be like well because you have that rarity
Ow fuck
I'm God you said this
I would never say that
Yeah look at this thing the giant it's got like weird holes in the back of it
probably from being tortured
It's not holes, those are spots.
Those were not spots.
That was flesh sticking out.
Then again, maybe it's some type of evolutionary event in the path of Exile Universe.
actually I also wanted to ask has anyone here seen the movie back rooms yet
someone actually someone definitely did is it good I'm hearing bad things and I'm
like fucking so sad about it
the release yesterday yeah surely someone to go see in the units it was
really not good I'm too old for that shit why would it be good I mean I mean
it's not gonna be fucking interstellar right you know some Christopher Nolan
masterpiece but it's always shitty when you know any movie comes out based on a
video game and it doesn't do well because the odds of getting another one a
video game based movie decreases like when that Assassin's Creed movie came out
I was so sad
This is horrible
But then you know we had the exit 8 movie come out
And that was based off like this shitty indie horror game. That's fucking awesome
There was an assassin's Creed movie yeah Michael fast benders in it, which is crazy
It's a whore.
Five Knights of Freddy's, yeah that was a step in the wrong direction but maybe it did
well on sales.
I feel like that was just a farming children game.
Like just the name itself is going to take it sales for kids.
The D&D movie was good. Thank God. You're right.
Have you seen it? I haven't seen it! That's what I was asking.
Hey, I just got mixed answers. Some people said it's bad.
Some people were saying you expected it to be good. I actually did expect it to be good.
This guy's kinda tanky. Hold on.
I don't even know if I should be using a bone spike anymore.
No, I think I'm done with it.
Oh.
I thought I'd seen this before.
Did I get done this before?
Ow.
Nothing. Oriana will prevail. And the flag will rule the Vastari.
Does he just stay here like this until I wake her up?
That's crazy.
It's a lot of blood.
this is not over, not yet, do not run, I will cut you to the end. it is done.
Okay, that'll do.
The war is over.
Well, he's dead.
She got him.
15% reduced attribute requirements, plus 16 dex.
The idea, whatever.
Speak to the hooded one in the shrine northwest of the caravan.
So I can say it's TP home.
she boops he does
in the shrine northwest of the caravan oh I guess I have to get off
North-west of the camp. I can farther down. What's going on?
Ahhhh.
my worst fears have been realized the beast is beyond our means now i didn't know my past
but i wouldn't know yours you're right i have not been entirely
whoa he's got wings i am a god oh i am the thief of virgin i am seen
And I have failed once again. It was I who created the beast. A seed of corruption that
now threatens to grow anew. And it is my responsibility. As it is my creation that once again threatens
all of Raeclast. It is by my hand that it must be contained. All I can ask is that,
knowing who I am. You still see the importance of our task. The beast has grown beyond our
ability to contain it. We must search for something greater than we currently possess.
Something that can train its power and bring it back to a more manageable form. While I
slumbered under the numbing effects of corruption, there was an empire that mastered the use
of that deadly energy. We must go to the jungles that belong to Goval. Their ruins may yet
hold the secrets we need. That is where we must go, to the sunken city of Utsa.
Okay, then for my item slave.
Can I have TP here? I gotta run all the way back?
I should have sold those by back.
Salvin's pinch.
Dang.
So this veiled mask, is this essentially like really good for Vicky considering she had
that loot filter?
Or is this a bad base?
I'm trying to see like, what's the difference between this and the other one?
Oh, no, no, this is a veiled mesh. He had a tribal mask, I see.
So
Colossal
It's even better, we'll take that one.
Grand manaflash, the fucking my manaflash sucks.
It's a colossal maniflasque.
Okay, here we go.
Alright.
Well, talk to Asla.
Travel to the sandpits.
Act 3 in this economy? Right? Never thought I'd see that day.
We shall undertake a different search.
We must go to the ruins of the Val Empire.
He's searchable weapon against the cunning cataclysm.
Thanks, unusual signup.
Alright.
Utsal is close.
Nope.
So this is the place that a lot of people do not like.
A lot of people don't like Act 3.
of
minus twenty percent fire as by the way
of
a
I am a plant, that's true!
Ugh...
It's a giant tick! Look at this disgusting fucking thing!
Yuck!
Oh, there's another one.
Oh, it blows up! Ugh!
You'll ever see videos of like people finding a tick and then smushing it, and it's like
you didn't even... you had no idea there was that much fucking blood inside of it.
So much.
Ooh, massive note.
Bro, I'm eating.
My bad.
I'm eating my bad so were the ticks
Oh
Level nine hold on hold on I think it's a new spell oh
Oh! Thrashing vines. Okay, how does this work?
Spur the growth of huge vines which emerge randomly within the target area.
The vines crash to the ground and then retreat, targeting nearby enemies if possible.
Spell physical damage, I'm already kind of in that lane.
Limit one vine growth area. Okay, so just like my other thing in the jig
Obviously we take it and then
I need to queue
Damn
So I'm kind of wondering what I should be pressing now.
So here's my dilemma, right?
So these vines, they don't last forever.
So should I be just spending my vines?
Look, I can have four out at a time, but you'll see they run out of time before I even get
four of them out.
Press Q, fuck it, let's just read the guide, maybe it tells me.
In Act 3, we start using thrashing vines, oh, as soon as we get our first level 9 skill
gem.
All the build stays pretty much the same as before, just adding some more support gems
to our skills.
Uh, we are also adding Blast, we have a temporal change after we get our next 30 spear from
Lululea.
So do I, hold on.
Okay, go to how it plays, I mean I did, that is literally how it plays.
Okay, once you get your level 3 support gem, you can slot branching fissures into entangle.
I'll have that.
You want concentrated area and zenith.
Once you get thrashing vines, you can drop bone storm.
I absolutely recommend it to keep it for single target damage, okay.
Well I know I need branching fissures, I don't have any, I have pin.
Branching Fissures and Entangle and then Concentrated Area. They have 50% and less area of effect, but they do 30% more damage.
So Thrashing Vines is a single target spell.
All right, let's do something that's more important than anything I've been doing. Does it have any skins?
Grashing bombs. None, really. That's crazy. None? It's a new spell?
That's definitely a new character angle. I'm thinking about it. Don't tempt me
Like fuck think about all the different things these vines could be man
They could be lightsabers from Star Wars or
They could be
massive dildos that come up from the ground
Tentacles hentai
Absolutely.
God, there was a...
I... I... no one believed me, but I really had no idea that the word hentai was like...
basically anime porn.
When I knew there was like anime porn called hentai, but I just thought it was another like, word like anime.
I don't know. I didn't put those two together. And so there was a game called Hentai Island
on Steam. And I played it. And I remember I was talking with, I think it was Pluto. And
he's like, dude, like, you should have known what this is. It's Hentai Island. That's
what it's called. Like, dude, I thought it was just another word for anime. I really
Don't believe me!
My dad.
Hentai means more like strange, like hen strange.
I don't, I don't know. Sure. I mean now I know Hentai is full on straight up anime porn pretty much.
If you can see Hentai, it's porn.
Now I know.
Hentai means pervert in Japanese, sure. Yeah.
Either way, back to the task at hand. These lines could be Hentai Tentacles, if they care.
What am I gonna do with a fucking lead and great hammer?
Plus two level to all minion skills, plus 50 spirit, plus a hundred intelligence requirement?
What the fuck is this thing?
Increases and reductions to minion damage also affect you
Wouldn't that be really good for like this node that I'm going I guess I wouldn't be able to cast spells though, huh?
But, uh, where is it?
This one.
30% increased damage and then minions deal 30% increased damage.
So wouldn't this just be 60% increased damage?
In that case, that'd be sick.
Nothing I can do with it
Give me my loot, solar amulet.
What's going on?
What act is this?
Is this real?
Prophecy?
This is it.
The prophecy.
Where's my anvil?
How do I salvage?
Where the fuck's my anvil?
In the city?
What city?
Okay, I gotta get to town, clearly.
Okay, well.
Whoa, that's Guild Stash.
What am I doing?
Put my unique away, gonna salvage that.
Shut up bitch.
Proves the quality of a skill gem.
This I think I want to put on my plants.
Bang.
5% chance to create an additional fissure.
I think we love that.
Bang, 10% chance now.
Plus 11 spirit.
Is that a stat that I just haven't seen?
What is spirit?
For summons?
It's for your Herald, for example.
My Ravenous Swarm, Reservation 30 Spirit, I see.
So this is what those Spirit Gems mean, like you can have Auras, they don't cost mana but
that you need a certain amount of spirit to be able to use them?
You can see your spirit overlaid on your mana.
I'm looking, I'm not seeing that.
Oh, mana globe. Oh, over here.
Zero out of 30 because I'm using 30 right now for the grab this one. Okay, I get it
I mean maybe this amulet can turn into something good. I'll keep it. I
Don't know get back to work. Let's find the town
if you click off your spirit and you'll see the yellow ball are fucking right I see it
What what?
Wait, I actually didn't look at this either.
What happens when these thrashing vines become overgrown?
Overgrown vines deal 50% more damage.
Okay, that's sick.
What a cool fucking class.
Sets a skill gem to have three- OHHHHHH!
Okay.
Fuck.
What do I want to have three skill gems now?
It looks like thrashing vines, thunderstorm.
This motherfucker wants me to get all of it, but what's the Pryo here?
You got a bone storm pretty fucking early.
It's gotta be...
Thunderstorm.
Rapid casting, living lightning, prolonged duration would be ideal.
I use Thunderstorm a lot. I mean, I'm gonna get it on everything eventually.
Bonestorm? I'm not using Bonestorm now. I'm using it on bosses, but like...
Majority of the fighting is...
Not bosses.
Where I'm using Thunderstorm.
How about you stop using the guide now?
I could.
I feel pretty comfortable with what I'm doing here.
It literally tells you the prior list below of gems, doesn't it?
just tell, it doesn't tell me what
nah, not really
they're in order
yeah, but it doesn't say where they go in
I don't know, it still does the same bullshit, I guess.
Whatever man, I don't feel like they're gonna stop talking to me.
I
Try to run does live a death wish digging for treasure out here hanging tree
Don't care about that
She's either brave
Okay, am I at the town now? Is there an Anvil here?
Oh, there is. Fuck yeah.
Salad's going to cheer me up.
Ah, some pretty things, yes?
Wand. Shit. Shit.
Shit.
Trash.
Okay, enter the jungle ruins, search for some waterways, search the region for more runestones.
I guess I go jungle ruins.
Keep an eye out, the jungle has reclaimed what the vows saw to conquer.
tanky boy. I need level 3 support gems ASAP and a fuck ton of them.
I
Asked her before info about soul cores
The fuck is serving
Okay, so back to town.
Okay, find the stores with the Oroch poison, travel to the infested barons.
Alright.
Let's keep exploring, I guess.
At this point, I have no idea what's going on, so it might actually just have to be full
clears left and right.
Check out Surveys, big ass cigar.
Already left.
Fuck.
Oh, back to this Valble shit.
Oh, gross.
You don't need to do it.
Just don't do them.
But man, it's such a good way to get, like, level 3 support skills, or, like, unlocking
those sockets. Ow, I'm getting on the fuck.
I
Got that
I guess we start going down this way grabbing the magnitude and bleeding bullshit
of
Fuck
Ow.
She's almost died instantly right there.
Just not quite dodging there am I.
Fuckin' Jesus.
Nerf boss.
That guy got nerfed.
Skill jam level 9.
That's upgrade my entangle.
Twice.
This boss is the hardcore character killer.
I believe it!
Like, he comes in so hot!
He seems super basic, like, I'll be honest, I don't, if I could fight him again I'd probably
die I'm sure, but I feel like two more deaths on him and I don't know if I'd ever die to
him ever again.
But I could totally see jumping in, not being warmed up, and then pfft, dead.
like right now I get it he's got a two spin into a slam and it's like he's got
a slight delayed attack but it's not that hard once you get that then again
y'all said it got nerve so maybe it was harder before
anyway that guy fucked me up
Lightning spell skills, I use plants though, so I have plus one level to all spells.
This is really good.
Oh, but I have this fuckin' legendary neck.
How do I care about this legendary though?
12% of damage taken recouped as mana.
This would keep me above 90% mana.
And that's important because I have zen on everything.
So maybe that could be good.
Here's a clip.
Uhhhh...
Wow.
Yikes.
lost like 15 hardcore characters to this boss because he is always zero DPS and
eventually gets slammed.
697 HP. I've got 611. Okay, he's not that tanky, huh? So why is he doing no
damage if he has so little life?
He's got a bunch of armor too.
I got 38%.
I got these boots where I dump all my evasion into bonus armor.
Interesting.
Alright, well that's the monkey.
Now I've seen it.
I was wondering what y'all are referring to.
Two skill points.
Bang.
Love that for me
Telling you this Ward thing is cheese Ward thing
What Ward thing oh
The runic Ward I forgot about that new mechanic. Yeah, I don't even like noticing
Yeah, that does seem, it's like a cheat death.
That's kind of crazy for hardcore, isn't it?
Oh, maybe that, yeah, that's why I wasn't getting one shot before.
Like, I got actually survived that first initial hit.
Oh. It's not a cheat death.
You still die.
Is it just another addition?
It's like energy shield basically?
It's just an extra energy shield basically.
Okay.
Also a resource for some abilities?
Yay, I'm sure there's like unique different thingamajigs, but defensively, you can just see it as an energy shield.
It has its way of regenerating,
and it helps you survive, but if that also runs out, you die.
Like energy shield.
And it happens after you lose the Ravager of the Core.
Yeah, still, it's pretty good for hardcore.
Give a lot of institution ahead of you.
I mean dude, people keep saying like, dude I'm so excited for you to see the end game
with Pathbro, it's gonna be so crazy, it's so good, it's a bit- y'all are making my
expectations way higher than they're supposed to be I feel like, and I'm just gonna be disappointed.
barons that's important I needed that
So does Quinn post his builds online?
Any build guides from Quinn?
I mean, I'm one that's like, I can't even fucking make a build, I'm out of there yet.
Alright, let's, uh, uncut support gem.
I assume I want an uncut support gem, right?
I mean, it doesn't say what level it's gonna be, so I'm confused.
Okay, never mind. I guess it goes to your level. Level three. We'll take that.
Okay, this is big. This is extremely big.
Okay, number one.
Thunderstorm, I need prolonged duration on this plus. I'm tired of reapplying this fuck.
Number two, we want ranching fissures for entangle of the utmost priority and we'll take
Pin out
Why are you covering 90% of inventory because I accidentally moved my cam before
That was movement on there.
Okay.
forget to equip a second charm. When the fuck did I get a second charm slot?
What's my lowest resistance? Fire is negative 20%. Do I have a fire charm?
Grants immunity to ignite I currently have a how the fuck do I have a fire
charm equipped but I'm still negative what that's fucking crazy it's only
active when you get hit
Oh it doesn't give fire resist, huh? Well, I mean in that case I'm gonna put immunity to ignite
Because I'm clearly getting fucked by fire, so whatever
What else am I travel to the infested barons done activate five additional ancient beacons
I don't know if that's here and then search the area for more rune stones. I mean am I missing anything in this area?
There's a troubled camp. I don't know if I'm gonna need to get that
This must be it actually
Done
the venom crypt at the start the venom crypt at the start
where's that at
near monkey
So, near the waypoint. Here-ish.
Okay. Here's Monkey.
Maybe it's like, somewhere up here?
No, not finding shit.
Motherfucker, there is Venom Crips.
15% increased magnitude of bleeding you inflict and then 25% more physical.
So is that more physical? Hold on. That was increased.
Placial Iron Desert.
Level 9 skill gem, let's upgrade bone storm considering it's level 7.
things are getting crazy Ruby ring plus 28 fire res
I mean over the light or lightning resist I guess.
Okay.
I wish I could see how many fit like
Entangles I actually have oh wow wait a second
Holy fuck
Casting this spell a single time with this support gem. Look at this the whole fucking map gets covered
Before it was just one little line
Now the branching fishers are fucking crazy!
Jeez!
Okay, that was a full loop. That was awful. Now I get to run it again.
Let's kill Silver Pascals.
Uh-oh, there he is.
Oh
Oh.
19% attack or cast speed. 36% increased spell dam.
Oh god, here we go.
A chaos award.
So what the fuck do you use chaos awards on?
It removes a random modifier and augments a rare item with a new one, so you just pure gamble.
It's a pure chaos one might say.
Miss like when would you want to use that?
Would you want to use it on a piece of gear that has
three perfect affixes and one shitty one?
I feel like I wouldn't.
Corpse Snake Venom.
Okay
Did I clear in here a
Reprieve a side of solace beneath the jungles chaos I want to find that
You want the pluses
Okay, so not this, I don't care.
Do you actually like PoE?
No, I'm here for the drops.
Speaking of which guys, you can get a pet if you give two subs right now.
In game pet.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know if y'all care.
Go home.
Gain 30% increased elemental ailment threshold.
25% increased mana. This is a perma buff. You have to actually pick one here?
The guy tells me, I mean...
All right, checking.
Fuck, I closed it. Hold on.
Alright, so we're here, and we're in Act 3, and we got an ad, and I clicked it, what-
Oh!
Gross, all of this is disgusting.
Uh, manna hungry at times.
Okay, so 25% increased stun threshold.
Really?
Don't want me to see her cigar or something that she has?
Oh, the portrait. Oh, I do be seeing that. She's a smoker.
You have any decent uniques for other builds?
now. All I've gotten is these boots, which combines my...it converts my evasion into
armor. And then I got this chest, which 50% chance to inflict bleeding on hit. And maybe
that's good I got some hammer yeah I did get a hammer you can get a unique
Varus and Ruforging an x3 to make items under level 55 better well I don't
really have anything I want to level the fuck up
discord discord babe I got you a level 3 physical spell wand in the bank
Alright hold on hold on could this be Viki got me some gear. Oh
My fucking god it can go to plus three. Oh
My god
What the fuck
Okay.
All right, let's- let's fuck it, and she's watching, she's gonna watch me, like, buff this thing
up.
Let's see what it turns into.
All right, let's go to my shit tab.
Upgrades the normal item.
Magic item.
Yeah, that's already done, so...
Regal orb, here we go.
Not good.
good. Essence. Check essences for spell damage. What are essences? Too late. What is that?
tab oh these fucking little beetle looking things oh okay yeah guaranteed
modifier okay so I could have guaranteed critical hit chance for spells
Yeah, it's critical hit chance. No, they go on specific types of gear.
Well, yeah, focus or wand, increase critical hit chance for spells.
That's what it'd be. Alright, either way.
Uh, I mean, this is gonna be better than what I currently have, I think.
Actually, is it?
Gain 13% of damage as extra lightning, 13% extra fire,
36th and Spell Physical Damage.
Yeah, okay, let's just fucking exalt it and see what happens.
do I even job on this I don't know okay let's just see how first of all also it's level 36 so I
I can't even use it for two levels. Let's just wait, keep it in the stash. When I can equip it,
I will equip it and we will look how it affects my damage, and then I'll decide if I want to job on it.
Is this where you use the chaos orb?
I quit chaos orb.
Watch me brick the fuck out of it.
Take off the plus three levels.
You can check if the number changes.
Well again, I can't even equip it yet.
So, uh, one more level I can.
Like, I, I, it, you're right, it might still straight up be better, cause it's plus three as opposed to my weapon, which is plus one.
one. However, mine is also plus one to all spells. What is this? Body armor plus 50
to spirit. Glacial armor scrap, quality of armor. I don't know what I want here. Give
me the armor stuff I guess. Look, spells in PoE scale hard from levels. Even with the
one would be blue with only plus three would be better than your one.
Yeah, but like I said mine is all spells so it's going to buff my thunder storm and
my bone storm.
Plus three to all physical spells, again just my vines and my entangle.
Probably still better.
Oh, yeah. Thunderstorm is a good idea.
Explore the infested barons in search of the Chimero Wetlands.
Okay, maybe I want to go into Mystic Refuge?
This might just be a room that I enter and then leave.
Crossbond is useless, no.
It's not useless, but I would only use it on bosses that are going to live for a very long time.
It chips away their defenses.
Okay, search region for more rune stones, there's a scrying pull in here, whatever the
the fuck that is
Yeah, I think I just go forward this is all
Bullshit
I need to open that
Thank the giftings. Oh, yeah. Thank you maestroffi for gifting the subs. Oh my god
Novak 3 sub and are a gay 94 sub. Thank you. Wow
How do I open this door?
This doesn't seem to be opening
This zone is for later great love that for me
Love how there's no fucking checkpoint either, so I have to run back.
was through the door that I can't open.
Damn, that guy's got 1200 gold.
I could gamble one wand with that.
This guy's all glitched out, here we go.
Okay, I guess I'm still looking for that King Meryl Wetlands, they've got to be south-left,
surely.
Go back, go back.
Okay, we're going back.
Why?
Speak with him. Okay, all right
You're fucking right
Okay, that's done.
Oh, and it revealed the Chimera wetlands, way in the west.
Speak to him again.
He's a traitor.
I don't speak to traitors.
Parasy.
I have a checkpoint, let's see.
Let's go see what he has.
fire increased flammability magnitude
let's go home and let's do the thing
Okay, and then check point back over Chimera wetlands
Anyone know why he has a blue triforce symbol on his items? That is because I have a guide.
Usually like this, always.
I imported a guide, and uh, it's just the guide notification bullshit.
Tier 2 mitts, huh?
Six to nine physical damage, nice.
What gloves do I have?
Oh, the gloves I'm currently using are level two.
Iron ring.
Probably not good for me.
Plus 5% armor, wow.
Okay, we got these prisms, we love that.
We're going to use this on Entangle.
Damn, I'm almost at max quality.
Jesus.
Okay, level 9.
I did a little Thunderstorm.
I guess I'll go to my occult bullshit, and I will get
Fucking contagion I guess or maybe
Frostbomb going to level nine from five sure
Even though I'm never gonna fucking use it
The temple of chaos is over there.
Shit, I gotta come up- no, I grabbed this.
15% increased critical hit chance for spells.
Uh, do I still have that bullshit in that removes my chance to crit?
No, I don't.
We're good.
Oh, okay.
Okay, big Chimera here.
What are we doing?
I hurt you from here
Interesting.
Skill Gem level 9, we'll go ahead and get Contagion, I guess.
Completing this Ascension Trial will grant additional- ooh!
More Ascendancy skill points, okay.
I guess that's how it's done?
A Makanarian.
Wand, wand, wand, ding dong wand, what happened?
Oh, I can use that wand, that's true.
this
bucket
alright let's go home and figure things out
okay so stash
take that out
Let's go identify things.
Okay.
Check some vendors here.
Plus two to lightning spells. Man, these fucking stabs are so bad all the time.
Now, all garbage. Okay.
Well, uh, I need to get a jawbone. Fuck, do I have to go back to Act 2 to do this? To get to the well or whatever?
No, you can TP, so waypoint, I assume, where the fuck's the waypoint?
Where's the waypoint?
Oh, here we go.
So how do I go to the well?
Right side.
Ah, here we go.
Well, let me get a jaw bone out.
I only have one Nod jaw bone for weapons.
Do I want to use that here?
I don't know if I want to use that here.
Like honestly, maybe I just fucking equip it and see what happens and I don't nod job
down there, whatever.
Okay, so it is a little more damage.
Not a lot, actually.
And...
Huh.
Chaos. You want me to chaos run it or cast the imaging?
Chaos and then jaw.
Dude, that's palsy.
first
Yeah, what is my best odds here giving it another modifier
But don't I not want to exalt it because then drawing is just done. I think I chaos first
What happened light radius
It's over.
Oh, it's fucking over!
Ha ha ha!
It's gone.
Give me the fuck out of here, man.
Oh, where am I?
No, dog?
This is not celebration time.
You came in here, cause you heard me.
He just came here to celebrate.
That's what I'm talking about, baby!
Oh, that's so sad.
Save the jawbone.
Oh my gosh. Here's your brick sir. Thank you.
And it's got fire cell items, we know I need to put my go to the stash here, put that
want to back on.
Okay.
Uh, Waypoint.
Back to these fucking wetlands.
We already went into the Magnesium, right?
right? Can I not wait for it inside of that? I can.
Get the heck outta here. I'm just reading my quest. It also wants me to go back inside the Venom
crypts? What? How do I zoom out? Right side, waypoint. Ah, there we go. Thank you.
Then I'm criss.
Okay, so I must admit something in here.
You missed the rune stone thingy hence why you couldn't get past that one locked door.
I see.
I'm still looking for rune stones out here.
Oh hey, perfect, you can see it.
One more in the region.
Okay, let's go here.
It's a toxic bloom and a valve beacon and I got to do some trial or something here
We're actually way
So I just go to the trial of Sekimas this is it
No
Okay, I'm dumb
So it's Chaos Temple now.
Alright.
So I do gotta find it in this area, I guess.
Oh, here's that valve bullshit.
Nice.
that's a big boy
Easy.
Alright, so now I just gotta find that chaos temple and I full clear this area.
It's on your map at the top, you're right, it is.
I'm bad with you keying to it.
I thought he was in here with his phone.
Amulet 13% energy earth plus 13 energy shield plus
10-inch. 12% critical chance. Maybe I should do a little bit of gamble here. You know, just for some
gear? Like gloves or something?
Trash.
Who do I gamble at Oswald? Not Oswald.
Alva? Okay, so let's look at my gear. What do I want to gamble? Is a pretty shitty helmet?
Chest is whatever, belt is, honestly, it's all bad.
Maybe the gloves are fine.
25% increased armor is good.
Your amulet and chest are dog water.
But I don't know what a good chest looks like.
Like I only know what a good weapon maybe looks like.
Like what stats do I get on these things?
What am I looking for?
Armor, HP, and Resist.
Well I mean this has 150% increased armor.
And then I have these boots where all my evasion gets converted into armor.
On a bad base, okay.
Alright, well, gambling a chest then.
Because I have these boots, maybe I should go for evasion?
Converts all evasion rating into armor.
So what's going to be more valuable?
It's equivalent.
Evasion armor requires a lot of decks.
Those are boots.
What am I doing?
Why did I buy this?
Minus 1800 gold
Okay, this requires 42 decks. How much do I have? 12
Yeah, this isn't sustainable
Yeah, that's sustainable
So let's go ahead and hit up some energy shield gloves
14% fire resist 8% increase energy shield and max life increase
Reduce poison duration.
Reduce bleeding, lightening resist, plus 10 max energy shield, plus 17% energy shield.
I don't know.
No, get armor.
Eat... what?
You want armor, get armor.
But I don't have any strength.
I do.
Aw, seems like you can do it.
Okay, so we're looking for some random body armor.
15% fire resist chess piece
Maybe I want no, I want all armor here, right?
21% fire resist
You want both
Do the an armor and energy shield plus 40 to spirit plus 53 armor plus 21 to max energy
shield. Okay plus 97 armor. Maybe this could be good.
So why do I care about plus 40 spirit?
What would I even do with this?
Aren't I just, uh...
I don't do summons.
Okay, so I guess I have both?
So I would have both ravenous swarm and the other aura.
But my guy doesn't say to G-
Puppy, you are so goshdorn difficult.
Goshdorn is a guy.
Come here, out of my face!
Hmm.
Okay, well let's go ahead and fuck with this chest piece and see what we can do with it.
So, stash.
We're going to my shit.
And we're going to augment a magic item with a random modifier.
20% reduced attribute requirements.
That seems pointless.
Assets.
Armor plus maximum life.
the magic item to a rare item. Cold resist, fire resist, or max life. I guess fire res,
right? Considering I have three of them and I need it. Okay, so now it's 15% fire resist.
And then I have to exalted orb this motherfucker.
Plus 13 strength, trash.
Did I exalted it again?
a lot just happened
plus eighteen armor plus eight max energy shield
thirteen strength
this is good
so let's see my defensive so
thirty two percent armor
guy lose six percent armor
i did gain a lot of energy shield as well
fifty seven energy shield
And I went up to 117.
But I also gained an aura once I get that spirit gem.
That's pretty good stuff.
So very good.
Uh, one, two, three, four, five.
So now I can desecrate it.
Quality it.
Add sockets for more resistance.
Yep, we go here.
So I only had five traits so I didn't re-roll anything there and then how do I add sockets?
Improves the quality of an armor.
Uh...
Plus 3%.
What's the...
How much can I actually increase it?
186 armor.
192. Up to 20?
Should I... I guess I'm fucking dumping into this thing.
Hold shift.
Oh, that's how you split items, huh?
I see.
Okay, and then it doesn't go back like that.
Okay.
Uh, adds a socket to weapon staff or armor.
We'll add a socket.
How- can't you have two in chess pieces?
Ooh.
Okay, only two.
And then we go to the runes.
Armor 10% cold resist, armor maximum life, dexterity, runic ward, armor 14% increase
armor evasion and energy shield.
Unless you're Storm, Storm Rune.
Probably won't resist. I think I do.
I'm looking at
fucking garbage resist across the board. My cold lightning and fire are horrible.
So let's just get some cold resist on there, I guess.
Can I have fire resist anywhere?
I don't think I do.
I guess I just double cold.
All right.
Ah, fuck, I didn't have it.
Of course, whatever. It's- it cold is good too, it's fine.
Um...
And so that chest piece is done.
Now I gotta work on it. I'm gonna go to the well, but before I go to the well,
I should work on another piece.
I do have another, uh... bone for...
Where the fuck are my bones?
Where'd my bones be?
In one?
Do I not have a place to put them?
Okay, okay.
God, this fucking bomb is actually ridiculous.
Bone.
bone. Buy that stash. I guess I haven't bought it. Alright, whatever. So, desecrate a rare
amulet, ring, or belt. That is my last... Oh wait, no, I have a bone too. That's for
a weapon. I don't want to use that. Well, let's try and use this. So maybe a necklace.
Go gamble.
Jewelry. Eight thousand gold.
How is Skipper smelling?
I don't know, he's, where is, I think he's outside my room, just sitting there guarding.
Uhh, bang.
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
This one to level of all projectile skills, 22% increased armor, projectiles, projectiles.
I wonder if Viki uses any projectiles.
Are any of your spells...
Essence train is a projectile.
But I'm asking her. I don't know if she's here though.
Essence train? Just one.
Uh, would you...
want a neck?
I'll just send a screenshot of it.
All right.
She's thinking.
I think he already finished the game.
She might have.
Is that better than mine?
And then she linked hers.
36 spirit
Huh
No hers is better not even close she mobs you she said she likes her rarity. Oh, right I
Do have
Some necklaces in my bank here I think
Okay, so normal item into a magic, let's see what happens.
Okay, plus 11 Spirit, plus 14% increased rarity of items found.
Uh...
Critical Damage Bonus.
I think I'm actually gonna start critting pretty soon, it's not horrible.
Lightning Resist.
Okay.
Fire resist, okay. Is this good? I like resistances, right?
It has 4, I mean I can exalt it again.
Yeah I can exalt it again.
okay plus twenty two to maximum energy shield
look at your essences
i didn't look
i mean this is good should i desecrate this or no
and the other issue is how much fucking spirit do i need guys
like what's the next spell require
Where's my guide?
Hold on.
Keep closing it, some stupid...
All of it?
Well, like, Act 3...
This is when I pivot and I start using Blast for me.
Reserve 60 Spirit per Socketed Curse.
Wait, turn Socketed Curse skills into Vile Orders, applying their effect...
You just use one curse, so don't worry.
So this is going to turn into, it's going to cost 60 spirit to use this.
And then I'll need 30 more if I want to keep using the swarm.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I think it's so brave of you to do a face reveal with that haircut.
Don't let anyone take that away from you. Keep slaying Queen. Minus 5.
I'm gonna exalted it. I'm not gonna fucking bone it. Let's see.
plus 19 to max HP
okay take that
alright that's the neck
and now I gotta work on the helmet because it's low level as fuck
I'm an armor main
so maybe I should do armor and energy shield
Yeah, I would do both.
28% of armor applies to elemental damage.
How does that work?
Increase rarity, fire resist, cold resist.
This seems insane.
All right, what else do I want to replace here?
My belts?
I should definitely socket the helm.
Fix your res a little bit.
Yeah, 57% fire resist, 39 cold and 33 lighting.
That's pretty good.
Okay, one thingamajig, so then we go to the runes, uh, armor plus 30 HP, let's just do
that, whatever.
That's fine.
Put that back away.
Creepy croak.
Let's give it a go, right?
Put that back away.
That was a way.
Okay, let's go put ward on your shit as well. That's that new room ward thing or whatever
That's to create your armor. Oh, yeah, fuck. I'm an idiot. I was gonna go do that. I'll do it after this trial bullshit. It's fine
You can leave, I can't, I refuse.
What the fuck?
one out of ten. Monsters gain 20% increased skill speed. So this is a roguelike but I'm
I'm just buffing the enemies, essentially.
Well, monsters gaining 20% skill speed, it doesn't clarify.
Like, this says the challenge area contains turret, I guess, all the challenge areas.
So, I'm permanently gonna have annoying things here.
I
Do I mean fuck
I don't want to deal with a lot of bonus mechanics. I'd rather just deal with the aids moms. Let's give them some skill speed
Am I
Oh
Well, there's no honor here, so it's like, I don't really care if I get hit, just don't
die.
Who the fuck's alive, hello?
room completed and then I just go up
then back up and then back down and then up and then down
Uh, pyramid objects appear.
Monsters release deadly volatiles on death, rare monsters leave larger ones.
All of this seems miserable.
Okay, lasers that inflict corrupted blood on hit.
That doesn't sound awful, right?
We know that's the thing you said is AIDS.
I thought you were talking about the volatile fiends is what's AIDS.
Let's try three.
Oh, okay.
Is that the impending doom?
It's very large.
Is it? I can't tell.
What just happened?
Oh, you gotta stay in the same space. Did I just get lucky?
Bro, this is miserable.
That's horrifying!
the
last year guys cheese
Imagine this on bosses, bro, fuck.
Sink fucking sucks.
Ooh, 15% increased cast speed.
Wait, I just realized...
What is this wand to have plus 20% spell damage at the top?
Is that a quality thing?
Oh, it's the rune.
Why does this have 15% increased cast speed at the top then?
It's a corrupted, okay.
So what's the downside of this?
Let's see.
Certain items can be found corrupted or made corrupted using a vow or changing their properties
unpredictably.
Most methods of item crafting modification cannot be used on corrupted items or there's
no penalty for using corrupted items.
I don't know.
Uh, bosses deal more damage and take less damage.
How much more and how much less.
Uh, an invulnerable shade stalks you inflicting ruin with its melee hits.
Fail the trials on reaching seven ruin.
No.
50% less area of effect and projectile speed.
That would fuck up all my shit, wouldn't it?
I'm just gonna do less damage, I don't know how much.
The shade is slow.
Yeah, but what I'm already like fucking locked in a tiny little battle fight like round
Like this bullshit takes up the entire map man
This is not bad when I can actually move read the task. Oh fuck. What is it? What am I doing?
Okay, let's go broszo.
I'm trying to outrun this expanding red bullshit.
Fuck yeah, easy.
Give me up Scotty.
Star Wars reference.
Nice.
You're right.
I was getting something.
Fuck, I think I've actually fully unlocked the whole area.
I got a lot of critical at chance, but now I need a new heading.
And I think that heading
to be grabbing this, the damage.
Play the boss. Soul core of S- what the fuck?
Cinequalatl? Who- what? Dude.
Who came up with this name?
Monsters are protected by an energy shield, a glows of blood manifest nearby, tracking you.
When above you they will fall, dealing physical damage.
Rings and circles of doom appear on the ground.
oh impending doom level 2 fuck it let's just see what happens level 2 impending
doom
Lucky? Why am I lucky?
Oh, hello!
But I forgot I have lines, I got a summoner.
Jesus, let's relax, bro!
Aids girl was the first character to enter the molten vault.
How far is this motherfucker?
Trial rewards.
Level 43?
Ugh.
Hey, don't you gotta get off, babe, if you're listening?
Don't you got something you gotta go do?
Hello?
Are they playing private?
Because.
I'm not going to tell you.
You're going to the party too.
Yeah, but I'm not like a woman.
I don't have to get ready.
It's these two seconds.
Uuughhhhhh!
Question mark.
Click it already. Oh yeah, right.
Temple of Chaos. Alter of Ascendancy.
Maybe you should, I don't know, shower.
I did that this morning, first of all.
And I don't know if I did a whole fucking lot today.
I just applied a shower.
Oh, it's wasting water.
Uh, offer an inscribed ultimatum to undertake the trial master's challenge.
Oh no, I finished.
Okay.
And then I go here, and the game wants me to get enemy critical a chance against you
is unlucky.
Damage of enemies hitting you is unlucky.
Unlucky things are rolled twice and the worst result is used. Okay, so I gain advantage
Wow
Inevitable critical hits hits would roll potentially
The hits which could potentially be a critical hit but do not roll critical hit will re-roll
critical hit chance until they succeed.
Until they succeed?
So why not just say 100% crit chance?
Oh, I see. Second line. Hits have 30% less critical damage bonus for each time they get
re-rolled. Okay, I understand. Well, that's way down the line. I don't get that yet.
hmm fuck is this, val or modifies an item unpredictably and corrupts it
okay
uh... one thing I wanted to use it, slam it on, I don't know on what
Use it on weapon
Yeah
So can someone like just what does it actually do because it says it like corrupts it but I need a more
Is it re-roll a thing?
Change their properties unpredictably.
Corrupt- Oh, corrupted items cannot be modified again.
So you have to, it's kind of like the trans figure from Diablo.
It's like the final thing you do.
It's done afterwards.
Is that essentially what it is?
Okay, got it.
go to the well okay what do we think is the best here plus 61 armor and 18 max
shield 37% I mean what are my stats looking like here yeah the flat might be
better
Yeah, actually maybe not.
Right now I only have 200, but this chest is 217, so I'll be at 400 in like 30 armor.
37% of 400 is more than 61.
The 37, yeah, isn't it?
It's only on the item, I see.
Okay, I thought it was like crazier.
Okay, then we'll take three.
Bang. Now I'm at 40% armor. Nice. Like that.
I definitely got to fix these boots or replace them or something. And now, is when I could put this Soul Core.
No, not Soul Core. This Val Orb. Or maybe I should... It's already quality 20%.
Don't waste it are these hard to come by
There's a 25% chance it'll break your item
Oh
Val has a high chance of re-rolling all of your mods.
I see.
So I can just completely fuck it.
Use it.
It's good content.
I don't care.
I will not be doing that then.
Let's go to...
Wait, where even was I?
When I just click even hell out of here
If you find a better chest corrupt this one. Yeah? No, I feel like I want to use them after I've got like some backups, maybe.
Activate your aura.
Uh, I mean I have. I just haven't... Oh, hold on.
It sets a gem skill to have three support sockets.
What do I put this on? Bone Storm or do I save it for... ooh, Thrashing Vines?
Dude, I literally don't have any support skills in my Thrashing Vines.
I need my support skills level 3!
Like this fucker, man.
Bashing by its concentrated area.
What level is that?
You have 50 free spirit.
I'm also looking at my main monitor.
Alright, support one.
Uhhh...
Thrashing vines.
Where's all gems? Concentrated area.
Bang.
Put that on there.
Xenith 2 and prolonged duration I mean I could put Xenith 1 on there I might as
well right that's so many extras and then prolong duration
this prolong duration one bucket might as well take it all right
Bang!
Yeah.
How rare are these soul cores of Sycoptipopidibus, whatever the fuck?
Martial weapon, 30% increase elemental damage with attacks.
Is that even good for me?
I don't do attacks.
Yeah, it doesn't do anything to me.
I guess plus five all res is nice. Yeah, true
All right, let's do this level
Whoa small soul core
I can make three additional extra big inserts ready for runes, so place the small sole core
in the stone altar.
in the stone, this...
and then proceed deeper. Alright, let's get deeper.
I just don't know man, I don't know exactly where I'm going, what I'm looking for.
On Act 1 and 2, I know what I'm doing.
Shit, maybe I should start over so I can, you know, know what I'm doing.
God, those vines do so much damage.
Soulcourt?
Okay, what do we got here?
Root of Courage, helmets, 25% increase armor and evasion while on a low runic ward?
On low runic ward?
What is low?
Okay, so you are on low runic ward if you have 35% of your maximum runic ward or less.
So this is only activated essentially after you die and you're recovering.
Or you can spin runic ward, true.
Your staff's build damage penetrates 25% of elemental resistances while on low runic
ward.
Brake's armor.
Every 4 seconds, gain guard equal to 20% of maximum runic ward for 2 seconds.
Guard is above that provides a buffer against damage from hits, taking the damage for your
life.
Okay, so it would give me like extra energy shield.
okay 20% increase or any quarter armor I mean I who gives a fuck thank you
with Zara and one turtle, T1.
Yeah, I'm bad. I gotta think subs who the fuck's gonna use my new sub emotes
If I have no subs
Is new emotes yes, or oh well I'm not yet
I think there's a hundred and fifty emotes being made, but I think they've
already been made. Some of them are just being animated right now. That's it.
That's a lot.
Oh
Subtract
Okay, another Soulcour, big checkpoint.
Okay, very fun gameplay chunk, but it's time to re-roll a new character.
Could go Pathfinder or some type of archer build.
I'd be totally down for that.
Hey, how many more fucking soul cores?
of
Did I miss anything?
How do I know what room these fuckers are in?
So, Zic Hotel?
I missed a boss, permanent buff and last zone.
Whoa!
All my soul cores are here.
I guess I ought to take them out.
Oh, it's got to be over here, there's no way it's not.
What?
Aha!
The Oob, the Omelette.
Okay
Big flanking core.
Damn, 67% fire is a steal.
Take those.
Open the door, motherfucker.
Oh, great.
Why does this not look like a druid class?
Why does it not to you
There's Harry Potter I do have a wand
Generator
Chilling machine
When he grabbed all this 15% increased armor 15% of armor also applies to elemental damage
10% faster start of energy shield and recharge.
16% increased skill effect duration.
You know what?
I think I will grab some of those.
Why the fuck did we go out here though?
Oh
Yeah, maybe it's like before like act four
It's probably like the direction you're gonna end up going
Hello wand
64% Spelldam, 9% Caspid.
Okay.
No plus skills? Yep. That's all I care about is plus skills for sure.
What is this yellow dot down there?
Oh, it's important.
That is.
Okay.
What is this triangle?
Oh, it's important.
Level 10.
It's definitely a thrashing vine thing.
Oh
of
the
Oh, there's another generator.
other side meaning north right.
I can't even have this thing.
That's a dead end.
Actually, wait, let me go check over here real quick.
of
Boots 8% increase movement speed while sprinting.
Boots plus 0.3 meters to dodge roll distance.
I mean, I kinda like the 8% movement speed.
Why'd you get timed out for howling like a wolf?
Cause you deserve that.
But why?
Because you howled like a wolf.
of
Oh, support gem 3, massive, I need that, gimme.
Let me see if blast meat magnified area 2, temporal chains?
Is temporal chains a spell?
I feel like it's a spell.
It's a curse, okay.
Let's do...
Wait, what?
Gem 3.
There we go. Okay, I'm down.
Alright, for long duration, 2.
So looking for the other generator here
Aha
Where the fuck do I go now? Back here I guess.
Uh, why is only one here?
the power is traveling and I think so too I just saw the red one show up but
yes babe yes I can
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
I thought you were gonna...
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Why is it not skipping?
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude.
Beach mouse, let me close each mouse
Projects the open speech mouse speech speech mouse. There we go democracy bitch. Get back
Oh, wait, it's a boss fight.
Ooh, talk about damage. Good night.
is there anything else here to do doesn't look like it
Hmm
Where's my stash
And put a bunch of stuff away here critical a chance for 43% critical a chance for spells
Is that not insane
What's my crit chance right now
18% let me put this on.
Okay that brings it to 19%.
Oh this is 28% on it as well.
Yeah, fuck it, I don't care.
I do think I want critical chance for sure.
Gem level 10, level up my entangle.
Okay I can give something three sockets, entangle's done, contagion's done, I mean I guess I can
do bone storm?
Screw it, bone storm.
That helmet has plus one skills.
You talking about the one with minions plus one minion skills?
Yeah, trash.
Oh wait, she's way over here.
Wow!
Wait.
Is that it?
Activate two additional ancient beacons.
Search the region for more rune stones.
into the jungle ruins and activate the stone altar, I guess?
Jungle ruins.
What's the build?
Plants.
I summon plants.
Let's see if these are kind of vicious, I said.
Huh, what do I do here, I guess I have to go somewhere else and like, know where the
the water I guess?
Oh, I was misunderstanding the map entirely okay, I was just misunderstanding the map
leveled again 6% increase skill effect
Okay, I'm going to use my flash.
Uncut spirit?
Ooooooh!
Here it is!
A fucking spirit gem.
Uh, gain razor, melee hit.
Helmet, 200% increased critical chance.
Hmm.
I just died. I don't even know what the fuck I'm an idiot. If you don't have 60 spirit,
You're not going to be able to use it.
Thank you.
I'll keep that in mind.
How do I not have a fucking checkpoint here?
Okay, we try this again.
Alright, blast for me, level 10.
60 spirit I have 51 leftover something like that let's see okay so I wouldn't be
able to use raven to swarm
why is it like missing a socketed skill put a curse in it what is a what
What is considered a curse?
Is it a support gem or a curts?
Support gem or skill gem?
I guess I'll figure it out.
Here we go.
It's a skill gem?
So it is a skill gem.
So I need a skill gem 7.
So what does this spell even do?
Let me understand this.
Turn socketed curse skills into auras,
applying their effects to all nearby enemies.
I see.
Okay.
So it becomes an aura.
So let me see what temporal chains is.
Okay, so curses all enemies in an area, slowing them and making other effects on them expire
more slowly.
Okay.
So why is that good?
Don't I have some talent where I do bonus damage to hindered enemies?
I see.
And then slowing enemies is also a good defense.
Yeah.
So it's just good all around.
And this raven is swarm is damn near fucking worthless. Well, I need a skill gem then I'm not able to do this yet
So let's put this back on
I'm lucky
I
Where's my TP
Okay, well I just got an uncut skill gem level 10.
That's what I needed.
Does the level...
So now that I'm putting curses into this aura, when I turn them into gems like that, does
it matter what level they are?
So...
Where do we find this?
Yes, it does.
It's more effective.
Okay.
So here's temporal chains.
So it's level 10.
Let's take this out.
Last for me.
Then we socket a curse.
Then we turn it on.
Damn.
Okay.
I guess we put that away.
I need 9 more spirit and I'd be able to have my shit out there.
And Feeble is also a good defensive.
I mean I might be putting more curses into this aura.
Oh my god everything is super slow
Oh, you can only apply one curse I see
I understand you said by default I understand that there's probably ways to be able to inflict
multiple curses but for now.
It's a dead end.
the image
Jumping familiar about that face.
Okay, she's back.
Uh, I guess we'll take this one, mana recovery, plus 14 max mana, 21% cold resist.
th
He's just licking my hand, he's just trying to get on my lap.
Isn't this crazy?
You can now equip the charm in your inventory.
Wait, three charm slots?
What?
How do I have three?
This only gives two- Oh, that one thing that I selected.
The passive, that's right, okay.
I
Support Jam Level 3.
Hold on.
Checking the guide.
Magnified area.
Okay.
Then we get that.
Ignore that.
I
What's she here?
I really need to get magnified area for Thunderstorm, I feel like.
Does he really not take that?
Rapid casting, living, lightning, and prolonged duration.
How'd you re-roll Druid?
This crazy, crazy, crazy, big, long, drawn-out story that I won't bore you with, but it's
for a good reason.
This seems better than what I'm wearing.
It's a helmet, fire, and cold resist critical hit chance.
in 91 armor. I mean, it's way better. How much E.S. does the gloves give you? Energy shield?
Pretty good amount. Yeah, but 28% of armor applied to ally damage is pretty good. You're
right. Whatever. I don't think I care enough to like unlock this thing and make it crazy.
it doesn't matter yet.
Armor only protects against physical, so I gotta get the resist.
I talked to Alva.
Huh?
Who the fuck is Alva?
Yeah, it's gotta be down these stairs or something.
Oh.
Boris Keth, no, what's up? Which ancient city will we dredge up next?
Okay, that's still locked. Oh, let's pretty go to the drowned city
Misses over the boss upgrade. Yeah, I was just gonna go back because I saw it had like a signifier
I'm just gonna TP back I can't TP back that's crazy
easy. And now I'm thinking I should have grabbed that waypoint in the Drown City because now
I have to walk all the way back again. So that's the Drown City, the Ask Bog. So I need
to go to the waterways and find the Az-Azak bog. Go through your portal. Is that where
I was? Surely I have a checkpoint. It's right there. Can I go back? Oh, let me go back.
Are we talking about the portal or checkpoint?
Said stop, up.
Oh wait!
Oh!
I am so lost.
Damn, can you imagine being strung up like that?
the
the flameskin ritual
Oh, I gotta knock all these down, okay?
Didn't care for these rituals, but I'll turn them on the other side, all the same.
Did I win?
Gave me a buff.
You have increased fire resist and item rarity.
For how long?
The zone? Oh, just the zone, okay.
is the next station point way up here to the right I think there's something here
Oh, Rune Man.
So he wants me to go to the Mystic Refuge?
i think so
One-handed mace.
Damn.
This is awful for me.
It's impacted.
Can't even be used.
Plus 6% critical damage bonus adds 23 to 31 physical damage, 30% attack speed, breaks armor,
equal to 40% damage from hits with this weapon, fully armor broken enemies you kill with.
Shatter.
Interesting.
Ooh.
Improve the quality of a flask?
That's new.
orb, exalted orb. I don't know what I have more. Exalted always? Okay, exalted is.
skill gem level 10 upgrade thunderstorm
Where the fuck am I going here?
Hunt down Igna-Duke.
I guess I'll keep trying Southwest.
That's a dead end.
Okay, maybe down there.
Okay, maybe down there
You'll know it's her she is a hot babe
She's not there hey bottom right that little sliver there
It doesn't matter where you go, it'll always be the last place you decide to look.
I actually fucking Christopher Columbus the fuck out of this place, fully explored.
It is actually the last place.
The fuck?
I
Should have done
Ooh, plus 30 maximum spirit.
Wait, that means...
Hold on, I can have both spells now.
Both passives.
immunity to bleeding, immunity to poison, ignite, shock.
I don't fucking know.
Hold on, let's go to gyms.
Nice, now they're both activated, that's sick.
What else would I want to put with ravenous sworn?
I'm not sure immunity to freeze, fuck freeze.
I don't know.
The guide's not going to tell me because the guide doesn't expect me to have all this
spirit added to be able to have both.
because it would increase the cost. What? No it doesn't.
No, corrosion doesn't make it cost more.
30% increased spell damage while on full energy.
Your minions deal 30% increased damage while you were not on full mana.
more oh supported skills break 50% of armor it does 110 percent multiplier it
says let's just let me see it for my damn self and then didn't do anything
That one didn't. Okay, so which one does?
So I can s- oooohh, cost multiplier, 110%.
Corrosion does cost some bullshit.
So this already breaks armor.
Does armor demolisher not do anything then?
I'm confused.
Supports an attila to enemies, causing poison to blood-
I guess now it just breaks 50% faster, okay?
It's an omega armor break.
Honestly, that's fine.
Okay, well, I think that's it for the day.
I have a party to go to and I might get hungover
Sick amulet big life and strength. I sold it. It's gone. I will try and be live tomorrow
To continue. Oh, hey puppy. He heard I was ending
Yeah, Vicky and I are going um either way Gigi's
Will be on to or we'll try to be on tomorrow, but if I'm not that is exactly why
So at the very least I'll be live Monday
Hello, baby. Hello. Oh my gosh, he wants more attention. All right. GGs, everyone. See you guys later. Peace.