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I have never seen that."}, {"start": 1776.54, "end": 1778.54, "text": " You got all the things here."}, {"start": 1778.54, "end": 1780.54, "text": " Ever."}, {"start": 1780.54, "end": 1784.54, "text": " That's true. It's a nice ass car. This is the best car I've ever owned."}, {"start": 1784.54, "end": 1787.54, "text": " And it has extra cup holders. You've got four cup holders back here."}, {"start": 1787.54, "end": 1792.54, "text": " In the back. Even the back is banging. Only downside, there's no TVs back there."}, {"start": 1792.54, "end": 1795.54, "text": " But then again, we never use the TV in my, uh..."}, {"start": 1795.54, "end": 1798.54, "text": " I can watch crunchy roll in my armor, though."}, {"start": 1798.54, "end": 1800.54, "text": " You can have a TV right here."}, {"start": 1800.54, "end": 1803.54, "text": " That screen yourself can watch crunchy roll."}, {"start": 1803.54, "end": 1804.54, "text": " Only crunchy roll?"}, {"start": 1804.54, "end": 1805.54, "text": " No, YouTube, you name it."}, {"start": 1805.54, "end": 1806.54, "text": " That's dangerous."}, {"start": 1806.54, "end": 1808.54, "text": " If something ever happens to you, can I have this car?"}, {"start": 1808.54, "end": 1810.54, "text": " Like, this is nice."}, {"start": 1810.54, "end": 1812.54, "text": " Yeah, well..."}, {"start": 1812.54, "end": 1814.54, "text": " You can have something. You can have this car."}, {"start": 1814.54, "end": 1815.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1815.54, "end": 1817.54, "text": " Wait, can I have the one dog I like?"}, {"start": 1817.54, "end": 1818.54, "text": " You can."}, {"start": 1818.54, "end": 1819.54, "text": " You can have Kota?"}, {"start": 1819.54, "end": 1820.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1820.54, "end": 1823.04, "text": " If both Vicky and I die, you're gonna have Kota."}, {"start": 1823.04, "end": 1824.54, "text": " Does she even like Kota?"}, {"start": 1824.54, "end": 1828.54, "text": " She loves Kota. She also hates Kota, but it's a love-hate relationship."}, {"start": 1828.54, "end": 1831.54, "text": " Even I hate Kota sometimes. He punched me in the eye yesterday."}, {"start": 1831.54, "end": 1833.54, "text": " Dude, he punched Ashley in the face. She started eating."}, {"start": 1833.54, "end": 1835.54, "text": " Yeah, he gave her a nosebleed. Yeah, I was just laying on the couch"}, {"start": 1835.54, "end": 1837.54, "text": " and then Kota started doing this like, crawl thing,"}, {"start": 1837.54, "end": 1839.54, "text": " where he was like, crawling up my chest."}, {"start": 1839.54, "end": 1842.54, "text": " And then one of his paws just fucking hit me right in the eye"}, {"start": 1842.54, "end": 1844.54, "text": " and he just pulled it all the way down."}, {"start": 1844.54, "end": 1846.54, "text": " Is Kota the one that's afraid of me?"}, {"start": 1846.54, "end": 1847.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1847.54, "end": 1849.54, "text": " He'll warm up to you."}, {"start": 1849.54, "end": 1851.54, "text": " It's a zoo in my house"}, {"start": 1851.94, "end": 1856.6599999999999, "text": " Okay, you have three dogs two cats and a lizard. So how's the lizard?"}, {"start": 1856.98, "end": 1863.46, "text": " He's chill Nelson. His name's Nelson. His name's Nelson. He's a poor man. He's chill. He sleeps a lot"}, {"start": 1863.7, "end": 1870.5, "text": " I really wanted to feed him today on stream, but we it's found him yesterday. Give him a fuck ton of lettuce and"}, {"start": 1872.1, "end": 1876.06, "text": " He ate like five roaches, but he wouldn't need any more and then Vicky was like"}, {"start": 1876.06, "end": 1878.48, "text": " Because we got six roaches, so we're like,"}, {"start": 1878.48, "end": 1881.44, "text": " when we take six roaches out, we want to give them all to them, right?"}, {"start": 1881.44, "end": 1883.2, "text": " We don't want to put them back in the roach den."}, {"start": 1883.2, "end": 1888.12, "text": " But he wouldn't eat it, so the roach scurried off and just hid under like a rock."}, {"start": 1888.12, "end": 1889.72, "text": " And now he's still there."}, {"start": 1889.72, "end": 1893.76, "text": " And I think that's like, there's probably a Disney movie based off that roach,"}, {"start": 1893.76, "end": 1897.32, "text": " escaping and living, and starting a family and living inside Nelson's cage."}, {"start": 1898.9199999999998, "end": 1902.04, "text": " Does he like get 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"text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1925.16, "end": 1926.16, "text": " Yeah, I remember that."}, {"start": 1926.16, "end": 1930.6000000000001, "text": " Um, no, we all brought in like a secret Santa gift and I got some undercity cockroaches."}, {"start": 1930.6000000000001, "end": 1933.2, "text": " They're still in my room, but they're dead."}, {"start": 1933.2, "end": 1935.7, "text": " I got a monitor."}, {"start": 1935.7, "end": 1936.5, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 1936.5, "end": 1936.8400000000001, "text": " You got a good-"}, {"start": 1936.8400000000001, "end": 1940.32, "text": " Alex stole it."}, {"start": 1940.32, "end": 1942.3600000000001, "text": " They're called Madagascar roaches."}, {"start": 1942.3600000000001, "end": 1943.92, "text": " And they're still in my room."}, {"start": 1943.92, "end": 1945.52, "text": " They're still on that desk."}, {"start": 1945.52, "end": 1946.8, "text": " They're dead."}, {"start": 1946.8, "end": 1948.24, "text": " You just have dead 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wigs."}, {"start": 1972.8799999999999, "end": 1974.08, "text": " I think they're invasive."}, {"start": 1976.8799999999999, "end": 1979.4, "text": " How can you ever be sad when you just have a massage"}, {"start": 1979.4, "end": 1980.6, "text": " everywhere you go?"}, {"start": 1980.6, "end": 1982.84, "text": " Like, I would want to drive if I had this car."}, {"start": 1982.84, "end": 1983.6, "text": " Isn't it crazy?"}, {"start": 1983.6, "end": 1984.6399999999999, "text": " This is awesome."}, {"start": 1984.6399999999999, "end": 1985.28, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1985.28, "end": 1987.76, "text": " Constantly have a massage going."}, {"start": 1987.76, "end": 1990.76, "text": " And the seats are getting cooled in 100 degree weather."}, {"start": 1990.76, "end": 1995.76, "text": " By the way, High Stream, we're live, it's spaced out, actually."}, {"start": 1995.76, "end": 2000.76, "text": " I don't need to do an intro though, I guess it's just Nick's stream."}, {"start": 2000.76, "end": 2003.76, "text": " There's new people, I can notice. There's new people in the chat."}, {"start": 2003.76, "end": 2007.76, "text": " There are people who will refuse to click My Stream."}, {"start": 2007.76, "end": 2010.76, "text": " Why? Because it's My Stream."}, {"start": 2010.76, "end": 2013.76, "text": " Type 1 in chat if you don't watch NMP on the Wall Stream."}, {"start": 2013.76, "end": 2016.76, "text": " You'll see them flying in a second, or not?"}, {"start": 2016.76, "end": 2018.76, "text": " Okay, but that doesn't mean anything."}, {"start": 2018.76, "end": 2019.76, "text": " That's a lie."}, {"start": 2019.76, "end": 2020.76, "text": " That's a lie."}, {"start": 2020.76, "end": 2022.76, "text": " I know what we are now."}, {"start": 2022.76, "end": 2024.76, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 2024.76, "end": 2025.76, "text": " I can't look at that."}, {"start": 2025.76, "end": 2027.76, "text": " Okay, but don't just type one to anything you say, right?"}, {"start": 2027.76, "end": 2031.76, "text": " Type one in chat if you do watch MMP LWL stream."}, {"start": 2031.76, "end": 2034.76, "text": " Give me a lot of twos, man."}, {"start": 2034.76, "end": 2038.76, "text": " It's gonna be more twos than you've probably ever seen before in your life."}, {"start": 2038.76, "end": 2040.76, "text": " Okay, I..."}, {"start": 2040.76, "end": 2041.76, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2041.76, "end": 2045.76, "text": " I'm telling you, Rob, I have a personality defect and I have to work on it."}, {"start": 2045.76, "end": 2047.76, "text": " What is your personality defect?"}, {"start": 2047.76, "end": 2049.76, "text": " I'm an asshole too."}, {"start": 2049.76, "end": 2051.76, "text": " I still don't think you're an asshole."}, {"start": 2051.76, "end": 2053.76, "text": " I think he is. I think I am."}, {"start": 2054.76, "end": 2058.76, "text": " Okay, but Chance is a bigger asshole than you but he's funnier about it."}, {"start": 2058.76, "end": 2060.76, "text": " So you don't need to learn how to not be an asshole."}, {"start": 2060.76, "end": 2062.76, "text": " You just need to learn how to be funnier with it."}, {"start": 2062.76, "end": 2065.76, "text": " But I was trying to be funny and I know it was laughing at me."}, {"start": 2068.76, "end": 2070.76, "text": " I'm not even trying to be funny."}, {"start": 2070.76, "end": 2072.76, "text": " That's funny. That's like funny."}, {"start": 2072.76, "end": 2079.76, "text": " I was driving in the car, remember with the screen, you know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 2079.76, "end": 2084.76, "text": " But that's like legit funny that no one laughed."}, {"start": 2084.76, "end": 2089.76, "text": " I fucking love things like that, it's so funny."}, {"start": 2089.76, "end": 2093.76, "text": " Someone says Nick's a narcissist."}, {"start": 2093.76, "end": 2096.76, "text": " Thoughts?"}, {"start": 2096.76, "end": 2099.76, "text": " I'm a narcissist too, remember what my dad said to me in the car?"}, {"start": 2099.76, "end": 2101.76, "text": " Dude that was so funny."}, {"start": 2101.76, "end": 2104.7200000000003, "text": " dad was just like you know there's other people other than yourself in the world"}, {"start": 2104.7200000000003, "end": 2108.88, "text": " or something like that yeah and my dad like it was random to use a chance you"}, {"start": 2108.88, "end": 2113.0400000000004, "text": " know what you saw you kind of sound like a narcissist yeah something like that like"}, {"start": 2113.0400000000004, "end": 2116.4, "text": " it was out of the blue too and the thing is I was talking about like you're"}, {"start": 2116.4, "end": 2120.88, "text": " in my life yeah you're no one but no one else was talking how did it make you"}, {"start": 2120.88, "end": 2127.2000000000003, "text": " feel I mean I get I get it but at the same time it was like no one else is"}, {"start": 2127.2000000000003, "end": 2130.6800000000003, "text": " saying anything and I'm just trying to talk as no one else is so yeah I'm"}, {"start": 2130.68, "end": 2132.9199999999996, "text": " to talk, how did y'all's day go?"}, {"start": 2132.9199999999996, "end": 2136.3999999999996, "text": " And then y'all don't say anything, so I'll talk about my day, and oh yeah."}, {"start": 2136.3999999999996, "end": 2143.44, "text": " Well keep in mind, I've always been kind of quiet around your dad a little bit."}, {"start": 2143.44, "end": 2144.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2144.44, "end": 2147.0, "text": " So whose responsibility is it to talk?"}, {"start": 2147.0, "end": 2151.12, "text": " And now my analysis is because the first thing I thought about talking about was my day,"}, {"start": 2151.12, "end": 2153.56, "text": " you know, and the things that I'm thinking about."}, {"start": 2153.56, "end": 2157.48, "text": " It was like this in the car, Rob, like you were chance, and chances is that dad"}, {"start": 2157.48, "end": 2158.48, "text": " was in the bag."}, {"start": 2158.48, "end": 2159.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2159.48, "end": 2162.6, "text": " You know just because you're a narcissist doesn't mean you're not a good person"}, {"start": 2162.6, "end": 2165.92, "text": " It just means you have to like find a different way to look like for example"}, {"start": 2166.16, "end": 2171.16, "text": " When I asked you for a birthday gift you said no and then I said what are you poor?"}, {"start": 2171.16, "end": 2177.48, "text": " And then you bought me a watch because I questioned how much money right so you can like work around the narcissism"}, {"start": 2177.6, "end": 2183.02, "text": " To make them a nice rule you got to figure out how to get them put a little extra effort in there. Yeah"}, {"start": 2183.84, "end": 2185.84, "text": " It's like a challenge. Yeah"}, {"start": 2185.84, "end": 2190.84, "text": " See, I actually have told that like back in the day when we used to like hang out a lot more"}, {"start": 2190.84, "end": 2193.42, "text": " I would tell my chat like when it comes to chance"}, {"start": 2194.26, "end": 2198.28, "text": " He'll do anything as long as you convince him. It's his idea that he's doing it, right?"}, {"start": 2198.44, "end": 2201.04, "text": " Like so like when I would ask you to play something"}, {"start": 2201.04, "end": 2205.36, "text": " I wouldn't say like hey you want to play this game. I'd be like yeah, there's this game"}, {"start": 2205.36, "end": 2207.6800000000003, "text": " But I don't know if I want to play it or not. I mean"}, {"start": 2208.6800000000003, "end": 2210.6800000000003, "text": " Of course we're gonna play this game"}, {"start": 2213.1600000000003, "end": 2215.1600000000003, "text": " Maybe I'm a psychopath"}, {"start": 2215.16, "end": 2218.8799999999997, "text": " I'm so tired of these glasses. I'm so set out of context"}, {"start": 2219.8799999999997, "end": 2223.04, "text": " They're miserable. They're also super dirty. We have dirty those are"}, {"start": 2224.16, "end": 2229.22, "text": " Your finger are you a skin sure? I'm a skint you are it's really bad man. That's bad"}, {"start": 2229.22, "end": 2235.04, "text": " I know it's not good. I've been a skin sure and I can't stop. I needed to constantly put lotion on my hands"}, {"start": 2235.04, "end": 2240.56, "text": " An anxiety or something. No, it's well, maybe at one point I did but now it's just habit and I get frustrated"}, {"start": 2240.56, "end": 2247.24, "text": " Restraided when and my because I eat my fingers they get really dry. Yeah, so then I get these like scabs"}, {"start": 2247.24, "end": 2252.88, "text": " And it's one of the I have to rip it off. It's like hanging off, and it's dry and hard"}, {"start": 2253.4, "end": 2257.54, "text": " It has to come off. And so now I'm in this constant up like"}, {"start": 2258.56, "end": 2261.02, "text": " Circle of endless cycle endless cycle. Yeah"}, {"start": 2261.92, "end": 2266.32, "text": " Damn, but maybe initially it was anxiety. I don't remember though. I've done it my whole life"}, {"start": 2266.32, "end": 2269.64, "text": " I used to do it and then like it would start hurting and then I stopped"}, {"start": 2270.56, "end": 2272.56, "text": " Yeah, I'm going through this light"}, {"start": 2275.04, "end": 2278.2, "text": " You almost made it like you made it did I though"}, {"start": 2279.4, "end": 2282.6, "text": " That shit was yellow as fuck if twitch asked me I'd say you made it"}, {"start": 2284.64, "end": 2288.18, "text": " Yeah, there's cars are just not moving I'm not missing that light I"}, {"start": 2291.08, "end": 2294.96, "text": " Just realized the stream can't even see the front of the car so then it just sounded like I just ran a red light"}, {"start": 2294.96, "end": 2296.96, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2298.0, "end": 2304.16, "text": " Here in the soda poppin TV we take the driving very seriously we drive very carefully on the road we abide by all the rules"}, {"start": 2304.6, "end": 2308.64, "text": " Nick I've never gotten a hate thread for driving and looking at chat. No, I'm actually the one of the future"}, {"start": 2308.64, "end": 2311.46, "text": " Mr.. You've never gotten it. Yeah, we get that'll do it"}, {"start": 2317.2, "end": 2319.2, "text": " That's cute what he thinks about that I'm curious"}, {"start": 2319.46, "end": 2322.76, "text": " Dude the only in this and chat will worry people were part one agree with it"}, {"start": 2322.76, "end": 2327.1200000000003, "text": " And the only time I feel like you can ever look at chat and drive is West Texas because"}, {"start": 2327.1200000000003, "end": 2329.28, "text": " it's eight hours straight of just a single similar."}, {"start": 2329.28, "end": 2331.0800000000004, "text": " This is literally just tumbleweeds."}, {"start": 2331.0800000000004, "end": 2332.0800000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2332.0800000000004, "end": 2333.0800000000004, "text": " Maybe you'll have to squirrel it."}, {"start": 2333.0800000000004, "end": 2340.28, "text": " It's really not weird that like, yeah, people weren't TTSing today because they just hate"}, {"start": 2340.28, "end": 2342.6400000000003, "text": " me."}, {"start": 2342.6400000000003, "end": 2345.4, "text": " But they know how to do it."}, {"start": 2345.4, "end": 2347.5200000000004, "text": " You know, they just didn't want to do it."}, {"start": 2347.5200000000004, "end": 2351.0, "text": " They don't TTS for me either man, I don't get donations except Beach Mouse when I,"}, {"start": 2351.0, "end": 2352.76, "text": " I literally get more money when I walk away."}, {"start": 2352.76, "end": 2354.52, "text": " I was getting a whole bunch of DTS this morning"}, {"start": 2354.52, "end": 2355.64, "text": " before you guys showed up."}, {"start": 2355.64, "end": 2356.92, "text": " Oh, so it's us?"}, {"start": 2356.92, "end": 2357.76, "text": " We're the problem."}, {"start": 2361.52, "end": 2363.08, "text": " Who car is that to the right, Nick?"}, {"start": 2363.08, "end": 2366.72, "text": " The BMW."}, {"start": 2366.72, "end": 2368.96, "text": " Like that army-grade green."}, {"start": 2368.96, "end": 2370.52, "text": " Oh, that's just a Chevrolet Blazer."}, {"start": 2370.52, "end": 2371.88, "text": " It's a Blazer?"}, {"start": 2371.88, "end": 2373.0, "text": " Looks nice."}, {"start": 2373.0, "end": 2374.0, "text": " I actually bought one of those once."}, {"start": 2374.0, "end": 2375.88, "text": " It turned out to be a limiter."}, {"start": 2375.88, "end": 2376.48, "text": " To be a what?"}, {"start": 2376.48, "end": 2377.28, "text": " A limiter."}, {"start": 2377.28, "end": 2378.72, "text": " I got a return."}, {"start": 2378.72, "end": 2380.72, "text": " Oh, sure."}, {"start": 2380.7200000000003, "end": 2382.7200000000003, "text": " We're in a park where I heard..."}, {"start": 2382.7200000000003, "end": 2383.7200000000003, "text": " Where's Knuth?"}, {"start": 2383.7200000000003, "end": 2385.7200000000003, "text": " Knuth's never here, man."}, {"start": 2385.7200000000003, "end": 2386.7200000000003, "text": " If you're here..."}, {"start": 2386.7200000000003, "end": 2387.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, can you get out?"}, {"start": 2387.7200000000003, "end": 2388.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, I can get out."}, {"start": 2388.7200000000003, "end": 2390.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, I got plenty of space."}, {"start": 2390.7200000000003, "end": 2393.7200000000003, "text": " Fucking ID, that's all I'm standing for."}, {"start": 2393.7200000000003, "end": 2395.7200000000003, "text": " I got a donation."}, {"start": 2395.7200000000003, "end": 2396.7200000000003, "text": " That's as much as we can."}, {"start": 2396.7200000000003, "end": 2397.7200000000003, "text": " W don't know."}, {"start": 2397.7200000000003, "end": 2398.7200000000003, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 2399.7200000000003, "end": 2400.7200000000003, "text": " Uggghhh!"}, {"start": 2401.7200000000003, "end": 2402.7200000000003, "text": " Uggghhh!"}, {"start": 2402.7200000000003, "end": 2405.7200000000003, "text": " I don't know if Knuth has a good system today to work out."}, {"start": 2405.7200000000003, "end": 2406.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, we're in part..."}, {"start": 2406.7200000000003, "end": 2407.7200000000003, "text": " So we're doing back today?"}, {"start": 2407.7200000000003, "end": 2409.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, Nick says we're doing back,"}, {"start": 2409.7200000000003, "end": 2411.7200000000003, "text": " The real person to ask is Canute."}, {"start": 2411.7200000000003, "end": 2413.7200000000003, "text": " No, because Canute told me back in Texas."}, {"start": 2413.7200000000003, "end": 2414.7200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2414.7200000000003, "end": 2415.7200000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2415.7200000000003, "end": 2416.7200000000003, "text": " Of course, still on a little bit."}, {"start": 2416.7200000000003, "end": 2417.7200000000003, "text": " I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 2417.7200000000003, "end": 2419.7200000000003, "text": " Where is Canute though?"}, {"start": 2421.7200000000003, "end": 2422.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 2433.7200000000003, "end": 2434.7200000000003, "text": " I've never been here."}, {"start": 2434.7200000000003, "end": 2435.7200000000003, "text": " Never been here?"}, {"start": 2435.7200000000003, "end": 2436.7200000000003, "text": " I didn't even know this place existed."}, {"start": 2436.7200000000003, "end": 2437.7200000000003, "text": " It's pretty good."}, {"start": 2437.7200000000003, "end": 2438.7200000000003, "text": " God damn you're tall."}, {"start": 2438.7200000000003, "end": 2440.2000000000003, "text": " Damn you're tall, fuck."}, {"start": 2440.2000000000003, "end": 2441.1600000000003, "text": " Did you forget?"}, {"start": 2441.1600000000003, "end": 2443.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah, it's actually, we gotta get inside."}, {"start": 2443.2000000000003, "end": 2444.7000000000003, "text": " Well, let me go grab the phone."}, {"start": 2445.8, "end": 2447.92, "text": " What's the temperature today?"}, {"start": 2447.92, "end": 2449.76, "text": " It honestly might be over 100."}, {"start": 2449.76, "end": 2451.6400000000003, "text": " I'm pretty sure I just saw like a bird melt."}, {"start": 2451.6400000000003, "end": 2452.4800000000005, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 2452.4800000000005, "end": 2453.8, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 2453.8, "end": 2455.4800000000005, "text": " I swear to fuck."}, {"start": 2455.4800000000005, "end": 2456.5200000000004, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2456.5200000000004, "end": 2458.7200000000003, "text": " Them burgers, hopefully we don't touch legs today"}, {"start": 2458.7200000000003, "end": 2460.0000000000005, "text": " because them burgers with legs are bad."}, {"start": 2460.0000000000005, "end": 2460.84, "text": " Are there some?"}, {"start": 2460.84, "end": 2462.1600000000003, "text": " No, when I get legs, dude, on leg days,"}, {"start": 2462.1600000000003, "end": 2464.1200000000003, "text": " I throw up, like that shit sometimes."}, {"start": 2464.1200000000003, "end": 2466.2000000000003, "text": " Chance, cute little bitch last time we were here."}, {"start": 2466.2000000000003, "end": 2467.0400000000004, "text": " Where's your time to go?"}, {"start": 2467.04, "end": 2469.04, "text": " I'm gonna throw up if you do legs"}, {"start": 2472.38, "end": 2475.14, "text": " Can't is just seeing anything I can't tell if it's sees anything"}, {"start": 2476.42, "end": 2482.84, "text": " Sees anything because like my transition lens. I'm looking at my phone. You driver coming in crazy driver. Oh, it's cool"}, {"start": 2484.56, "end": 2486.56, "text": " crazy driver"}, {"start": 2488.12, "end": 2490.12, "text": " Heard the fuck up you look good man"}, {"start": 2491.52, "end": 2493.52, "text": " Please here"}, {"start": 2493.52, "end": 2495.2599999999998, "text": " Hey, you never told me I looked good."}, {"start": 2495.2599999999998, "end": 2495.7599999999998, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 2495.7599999999998, "end": 2496.96, "text": " You never told me I looked good, like that."}, {"start": 2496.96, "end": 2497.96, "text": " Didn't I?"}, {"start": 2497.96, "end": 2498.7599999999998, "text": " You know what's funny?"}, {"start": 2498.7599999999998, "end": 2501.8, "text": " Downstairs where I saw your shoes, I complimented them in my head,"}, {"start": 2501.8, "end": 2503.08, "text": " and I didn't say how good they looked."}, {"start": 2503.08, "end": 2503.96, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2503.96, "end": 2505.08, "text": " Wait, are we on the street?"}, {"start": 2505.08, "end": 2505.7599999999998, "text": " Yes, yeah."}, {"start": 2505.7599999999998, "end": 2506.2, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 2506.2, "end": 2507.7599999999998, "text": " I'm not going to say I was necessary."}, {"start": 2507.7599999999998, "end": 2510.52, "text": " There was somebody whose girlfriend"}, {"start": 2510.52, "end": 2512.6, "text": " said that these shoes were ugly as hell."}, {"start": 2512.6, "end": 2514.4, "text": " And I was so offended."}, {"start": 2514.4, "end": 2515.96, "text": " I was so offended."}, {"start": 2515.96, "end": 2516.6, "text": " Well, who was it?"}, {"start": 2516.6, "end": 2519.64, "text": " You were trying pretty hard."}, {"start": 2519.64, "end": 2524.64, "text": " It was someone you've been very associated with lately."}, {"start": 2526.6, "end": 2527.72, "text": " Is this like the gesture?"}, {"start": 2527.72, "end": 2528.56, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2528.56, "end": 2530.52, "text": " Yeah, I bet they would say something like that."}, {"start": 2530.52, "end": 2531.6, "text": " You have to sign in."}, {"start": 2533.6, "end": 2534.44, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 2534.44, "end": 2536.0, "text": " This is a big day pass."}, {"start": 2536.0, "end": 2536.8399999999997, "text": " Day pass?"}, {"start": 2536.8399999999997, "end": 2538.4, "text": " Yeah, you can meet your mic, too."}, {"start": 2538.4, "end": 2540.6, "text": " Hi, they're telling me to get a day pass."}, {"start": 2540.6, "end": 2542.3199999999997, "text": " Yeah, you gotta get a day pass."}, {"start": 2542.3199999999997, "end": 2545.24, "text": " Yep, day pass today is $30."}, {"start": 2545.24, "end": 2546.3599999999997, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2546.3599999999997, "end": 2547.2, "text": " You got a 30 bucks for that?"}, {"start": 2547.2, "end": 2548.04, "text": " Yeah, I got a 30."}, {"start": 2549.64, "end": 2552.64, "text": " Oh, no, it was my first time."}, {"start": 2552.64, "end": 2554.64, "text": " Do you need my driver's license?"}, {"start": 2554.64, "end": 2555.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2557.64, "end": 2558.64, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2558.64, "end": 2560.64, "text": " And we're here."}, {"start": 2560.64, "end": 2563.64, "text": " Hopefully my glasses stop being transition lenses"}, {"start": 2563.64, "end": 2565.64, "text": " because I hate how this looks."}, {"start": 2569.64, "end": 2570.64, "text": " Take it out."}, {"start": 2570.64, "end": 2571.64, "text": " A white Gittery?"}, {"start": 2571.64, "end": 2572.64, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 2573.64, "end": 2575.64, "text": " This is an expensive gym."}, {"start": 2579.64, "end": 2582.64, "text": " Uh, access card number?"}, {"start": 2582.64, "end": 2583.64, "text": " It's up."}, {"start": 2583.64, "end": 2584.64, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 2584.64, "end": 2585.64, "text": " It's up."}, {"start": 2585.64, "end": 2586.64, "text": " They're all making fun of how expensive this is."}, {"start": 2586.64, "end": 2587.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2587.64, "end": 2588.64, "text": " The gym."}, {"start": 2588.64, "end": 2592.64, "text": " It's three bucks a day, but it's like 40 bucks a month."}, {"start": 2592.64, "end": 2593.64, "text": " 40 bucks?"}, {"start": 2593.64, "end": 2595.64, "text": " I thought it was 60 bucks a month."}, {"start": 2595.64, "end": 2596.64, "text": " This is expensive, Jim."}, {"start": 2596.64, "end": 2597.64, "text": " It's no joke."}, {"start": 2597.64, "end": 2598.64, "text": " Oh, yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 2598.64, "end": 2600.64, "text": " Just the required parts, right?"}, {"start": 2600.64, "end": 2601.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2601.64, "end": 2602.64, "text": " I know how to do it."}, {"start": 2602.64, "end": 2603.64, "text": " You brought a mic."}, {"start": 2603.64, "end": 2604.64, "text": " Nick, your mic is unmuted."}, {"start": 2604.64, "end": 2605.64, "text": " You know that, right?"}, {"start": 2605.64, "end": 2606.64, "text": " I'm not saying anything."}, {"start": 2606.64, "end": 2607.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2607.64, "end": 2608.64, "text": " How long does he know?"}, {"start": 2617.64, "end": 2618.64, "text": " Gas pink."}, {"start": 2618.64, "end": 2619.64, "text": " 89."}, {"start": 2620.64, "end": 2625.64, "text": " Dude, I actually signed up for that Gold's Gin and never went back."}, {"start": 2625.64, "end": 2626.64, "text": " You still signed up?"}, {"start": 2626.64, "end": 2627.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2628.64, "end": 2630.64, "text": " I'm so embarrassed to get out there and cancel it."}, {"start": 2630.64, "end": 2631.64, "text": " You know who I miss?"}, {"start": 2631.64, "end": 2632.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 2632.64, "end": 2633.64, "text": " Finn."}, {"start": 2633.64, "end": 2634.64, "text": " He's supposed to be up there running right now."}, {"start": 2634.64, "end": 2635.64, "text": " Oh, no one's there."}, {"start": 2635.64, "end": 2636.64, "text": " Oh, there's nobody's there."}, {"start": 2636.64, "end": 2638.64, "text": " There's a laser."}, {"start": 2638.64, "end": 2640.64, "text": " Unforged."}, {"start": 2640.64, "end": 2643.64, "text": " Can you get us a drink each?"}, {"start": 2643.64, "end": 2645.64, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 2645.64, "end": 2647.64, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 2647.64, "end": 2649.64, "text": " We're gonna wait on the canoes."}, {"start": 2660.64, "end": 2662.64, "text": " Where's Canoes? Not here yet."}, {"start": 2662.64, "end": 2665.64, "text": " I don't want to talk too much because we're all in different locations."}, {"start": 2666.64, "end": 2668.64, "text": " What flavor drink do you want?"}, {"start": 2671.92, "end": 2673.42, "text": " Hello, canoes."}, {"start": 2673.42, "end": 2675.42, "text": " I'll just say like a..."}, {"start": 2675.42, "end": 2677.42, "text": " Yeah, you too."}, {"start": 2677.42, "end": 2679.42, "text": " Good, actually. No, my neck is fine."}, {"start": 2679.42, "end": 2681.42, "text": " I shouldn't say fine. It's not worse."}, {"start": 2681.42, "end": 2682.42, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 2682.42, "end": 2683.42, "text": " It's not worse."}, {"start": 2683.42, "end": 2685.42, "text": " Yeah, I was worried it'd be like every time we worked out."}, {"start": 2685.42, "end": 2688.42, "text": " My neck gets messed up. It's horrible the next day."}, {"start": 2688.42, "end": 2689.42, "text": " And I'm good."}, {"start": 2689.42, "end": 2691.42, "text": " I was good yesterday. I'm good today."}, {"start": 2691.42, "end": 2692.92, "text": " Out of the way, left one."}, {"start": 2692.92, "end": 2694.92, "text": " Exactly. So I'm chilling."}, {"start": 2694.92, "end": 2696.92, "text": " I don't like artificial stuff."}, {"start": 2696.92, "end": 2697.92, "text": " Let's take it."}, {"start": 2697.92, "end": 2698.92, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 2698.92, "end": 2699.92, "text": " OK, let's get this guy."}, {"start": 2699.92, "end": 2702.92, "text": " Hey, so Nick said back."}, {"start": 2702.92, "end": 2703.92, "text": " He posted up."}, {"start": 2703.92, "end": 2705.92, "text": " He said it, Knut said in text that we're doing back."}, {"start": 2705.92, "end": 2706.92, "text": " I said, oh, really?"}, {"start": 2706.92, "end": 2707.92, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 2707.92, "end": 2709.92, "text": " That's what it's about, dude."}, {"start": 2709.92, "end": 2714.92, "text": " I will now show Chad's me and the Nick's games through."}, {"start": 2714.92, "end": 2715.92, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2715.92, "end": 2719.92, "text": " Well, I'm down to look at that."}, {"start": 2719.92, "end": 2720.92, "text": " OK, can I show this?"}, {"start": 2720.92, "end": 2727.92, "text": " It's just about this, um, I guess we're okay."}, {"start": 2727.92, "end": 2729.92, "text": " So there you go."}, {"start": 2729.92, "end": 2730.92, "text": " Hey, yes, sir?"}, {"start": 2730.92, "end": 2732.92, "text": " Can we go to the gym today at 1.30?"}, {"start": 2732.92, "end": 2733.92, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2733.92, "end": 2735.92, "text": " Want to do legs or back as main?"}, {"start": 2735.92, "end": 2737.92, "text": " Nick said back."}, {"start": 2737.92, "end": 2739.92, "text": " So it's not Canute saying we're doing back."}, {"start": 2739.92, "end": 2742.92, "text": " It's you, Nick, saying that we're doing back."}, {"start": 2742.92, "end": 2743.92, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 2743.92, "end": 2744.92, "text": " Thank you, Nick."}, {"start": 2744.92, "end": 2745.92, "text": " You can say that to me."}, {"start": 2745.92, "end": 2747.92, "text": " How do you mean the legs?"}, {"start": 2747.92, "end": 2748.92, "text": " I mean, no one wants to do legs."}, {"start": 2748.92, "end": 2749.92, "text": " We're going to skip leg day."}, {"start": 2749.92, "end": 2753.92, "text": " I'm in the intro there dancing a lot around in that VR."}, {"start": 2753.92, "end": 2755.92, "text": " Hi, I'm Dan."}, {"start": 2755.92, "end": 2756.92, "text": " He thinks I live in VR."}, {"start": 2756.92, "end": 2758.92, "text": " This is one of the other things I live in VR."}, {"start": 2758.92, "end": 2759.92, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 2759.92, "end": 2760.92, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 2760.92, "end": 2762.92, "text": " A little bit of VR here and there."}, {"start": 2762.92, "end": 2763.92, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 2763.92, "end": 2764.92, "text": " That's because that's the only time I stream."}, {"start": 2764.92, "end": 2765.92, "text": " I mean, that's okay, man."}, {"start": 2765.92, "end": 2766.92, "text": " Listen, I'm going in a variety."}, {"start": 2766.92, "end": 2771.92, "text": " Everything you do off-stream in VR is not at least two hours of flying the day."}, {"start": 2771.92, "end": 2773.92, "text": " Two hours of not offline."}, {"start": 2773.92, "end": 2775.92, "text": " I'm streaming two hours a day."}, {"start": 2775.92, "end": 2776.92, "text": " All right, well..."}, {"start": 2776.92, "end": 2777.92, "text": " I'm becoming a variety streamer."}, {"start": 2777.92, "end": 2778.92, "text": " We're doing back."}, {"start": 2778.92, "end": 2784.48, "text": " Knut, lead the way, and Rob has not worked out in a long time, so this will be funny."}, {"start": 2784.48, "end": 2786.48, "text": " I'm going to kill it."}, {"start": 2786.48, "end": 2788.92, "text": " I'm not the only novice here now."}, {"start": 2788.92, "end": 2793.92, "text": " So Rob, since damn I'm training more of your legs, they will be less sore than yours."}, {"start": 2793.92, "end": 2799.92, "text": " So when they go like insanely hard on the set, you can hold back like the last 10 or 15 minutes."}, {"start": 2799.92, "end": 2802.92, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, I did not hold back my first day. I did not."}, {"start": 2802.92, "end": 2803.92, "text": " Oh, let's just see how it goes."}, {"start": 2803.92, "end": 2804.92, "text": " Just take the chain."}, {"start": 2804.92, "end": 2805.92, "text": " I'm sure it'll be fine."}, {"start": 2805.92, "end": 2806.92, "text": " Be sore. It's good for you."}, {"start": 2806.92, "end": 2807.92, "text": " Yeah, I have to be more talking about the soreness after."}, {"start": 2807.92, "end": 2813.64, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just take the shortest man. It's fine. Hey, you gotta get a little swan life. Exactly"}, {"start": 2816.0, "end": 2818.48, "text": " Listen, I got a burger in my system. I got this game"}, {"start": 2818.96, "end": 2825.12, "text": " Five guys and in and out. Yeah, I swear by can use Nick does not care. I had one bite"}, {"start": 2825.12, "end": 2828.96, "text": " I had a whole burger more than one bite and you know you did what four bites"}, {"start": 2829.6800000000003, "end": 2833.2000000000003, "text": " The burgers are mad and then you had one did you ate half my burger in one bite?"}, {"start": 2833.2000000000003, "end": 2835.6800000000003, "text": " I did not you ate half my burger you had a bigger bite"}, {"start": 2835.68, "end": 2838.58, "text": " You had more of my burger than me and you had one bite of it."}, {"start": 2838.58, "end": 2840.18, "text": " You're a kind-ticking fucking lie."}, {"start": 2840.18, "end": 2841.18, "text": " That's racist."}, {"start": 2841.18, "end": 2845.18, "text": " Today we start with high roasts."}, {"start": 2845.18, "end": 2847.18, "text": " High roasts?"}, {"start": 2847.18, "end": 2848.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2848.18, "end": 2850.18, "text": " I can't wait."}, {"start": 2850.18, "end": 2855.18, "text": " Yo, we get stronger every day, child."}, {"start": 2855.18, "end": 2856.18, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 2856.18, "end": 2857.68, "text": " Have you seen how much burger he is?"}, {"start": 2857.68, "end": 2858.68, "text": " Oh, you don't have a mic."}, {"start": 2858.68, "end": 2859.68, "text": " Oh my God, hold this."}, {"start": 2859.68, "end": 2860.68, "text": " Space out."}, {"start": 2860.68, "end": 2864.18, "text": " So, Dave won when he was doing chest press on the machine."}, {"start": 2864.18, "end": 2869.18, "text": " This isn't really like directly to bench press for example that it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 2869.18, "end": 2874.18, "text": " He could do one rep with 25 pounds place on"}, {"start": 2875.18, "end": 2877.18, "text": " That's how many did sweat"}, {"start": 2877.18, "end": 2879.18, "text": " Yeah we're getting stronger, the novice gains"}, {"start": 2879.18, "end": 2881.18, "text": " Some things are a piece of another thing"}, {"start": 2881.18, "end": 2883.18, "text": " Have you ever gone to the gym for a long period of time?"}, {"start": 2883.18, "end": 2884.18, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2884.18, "end": 2885.18, "text": " And like really gotten stronger?"}, {"start": 2885.18, "end": 2888.18, "text": " Yeah me and Alex we did like a year ago"}, {"start": 2888.18, "end": 2889.18, "text": " Like a year and a half"}, {"start": 2889.18, "end": 2890.18, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 2890.18, "end": 2891.18, "text": " I've never done this, it's my first time"}, {"start": 2891.18, "end": 2892.18, "text": " So"}, {"start": 2892.18, "end": 2899.18, "text": " All right, my weight that I'm pushing and moving is going up really fast."}, {"start": 2899.18, "end": 2904.18, "text": " We can do this row instead first since he was always finished."}, {"start": 2904.18, "end": 2906.18, "text": " Now we do this."}, {"start": 2906.18, "end": 2909.18, "text": " He was putting it away for us."}, {"start": 2911.18, "end": 2915.18, "text": " It's a pro show in Atlanta going on right now."}, {"start": 2915.18, "end": 2917.18, "text": " Atlanta pro."}, {"start": 2917.18, "end": 2920.18, "text": " It's kind of crazy because you think about it."}, {"start": 2920.18, "end": 2922.7999999999997, "text": " I've only done each of these machines a couple of times."}, {"start": 2922.7999999999997, "end": 2925.54, "text": " So at the end of the day, like I do this machine,"}, {"start": 2925.54, "end": 2927.22, "text": " the next time I come to this machine,"}, {"start": 2927.22, "end": 2929.3399999999997, "text": " I'm actually increasing the weight."}, {"start": 2929.3399999999997, "end": 2932.66, "text": " Sure, it's a week later, but literally,"}, {"start": 2932.66, "end": 2936.2999999999997, "text": " just one set of recovery, more weight."}, {"start": 2936.2999999999997, "end": 2938.2999999999997, "text": " One set of recovery, more weight."}, {"start": 2938.2999999999997, "end": 2942.02, "text": " Yeah, after the gaming, it is like that, that's insane."}, {"start": 2942.02, "end": 2945.8599999999997, "text": " Is you doing protein, are you taking protein and stuff?"}, {"start": 2945.8599999999997, "end": 2948.8599999999997, "text": " No, well, I think I'm creating this part."}, {"start": 2948.86, "end": 2950.86, "text": " I drink some protein shakes afterwards."}, {"start": 2950.86, "end": 2953.86, "text": " I mean, it depends on how much it eats."}, {"start": 2953.86, "end": 2955.86, "text": " You can get it through for that's why."}, {"start": 2955.86, "end": 2956.86, "text": " In and out."}, {"start": 2956.86, "end": 2957.86, "text": " We have a burger, yeah."}, {"start": 2957.86, "end": 2958.86, "text": " Five guys."}, {"start": 2958.86, "end": 2959.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2959.86, "end": 2960.86, "text": " Who's gonna show us?"}, {"start": 2960.86, "end": 2963.86, "text": " I'm gonna do a warm up first."}, {"start": 2963.86, "end": 2964.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2964.86, "end": 2968.86, "text": " Today I have this coach."}, {"start": 2968.86, "end": 2972.86, "text": " He swears of doing something called FST7 sets."}, {"start": 2972.86, "end": 2976.86, "text": " So we're going to do one of that in the end of the workout."}, {"start": 2976.86, "end": 2978.86, "text": " so I can really burn it out."}, {"start": 2978.86, "end": 2980.86, "text": " Okay. FST?"}, {"start": 2980.86, "end": 2981.86, "text": " Seven."}, {"start": 2981.86, "end": 2983.86, "text": " Oh, this is nice."}, {"start": 2983.86, "end": 2988.86, "text": " This one you let it go a little bit forward, stretch up."}, {"start": 2988.86, "end": 2990.86, "text": " Squeeze."}, {"start": 2990.86, "end": 2992.86, "text": " It's the simplest thing to do."}, {"start": 2992.86, "end": 2995.86, "text": " So let it stretch all the way up."}, {"start": 2995.86, "end": 2998.86, "text": " Almost as you're relaxing and letting it stretch your..."}, {"start": 2998.86, "end": 3001.86, "text": " because then you'll feel that it's stretching your..."}, {"start": 3001.86, "end": 3005.86, "text": " I think I'm going to like this machine."}, {"start": 3005.86, "end": 3013.3, "text": " Don't feel it from chest to same my flaps are feeling it. I did yesterday. I did shoulder"}, {"start": 3016.7400000000002, "end": 3019.2200000000003, "text": " Shoulders absent one more thing total six"}, {"start": 3021.54, "end": 3023.54, "text": " Shoulders you did abs. Yeah"}, {"start": 3024.5, "end": 3026.5, "text": " That was fucking suck. Yeah"}, {"start": 3027.26, "end": 3030.52, "text": " My abs are so weak like I can barely like you sit ups in bed"}, {"start": 3030.52, "end": 3033.1200000000003, "text": " We can add one exercise of absent them"}, {"start": 3033.12, "end": 3039.06, "text": " I will show you a really good one today. How much weight should I add or do this? This is nothing I feel like okay"}, {"start": 3043.06, "end": 3047.06, "text": " That I will give you a little bit better camera angle for this exercise"}, {"start": 3047.74, "end": 3053.0, "text": " This guy aren't good nerds. He's only nice and slow. Nice and slow as well"}, {"start": 3053.62, "end": 3058.7599999999998, "text": " How many such weight? Seven? Seven or eight? Seven or seven? Six. Is this a little bit better view?"}, {"start": 3058.76, "end": 3062.92, "text": " You mean how many reps?"}, {"start": 3062.92, "end": 3064.92, "text": " As many as you can do."}, {"start": 3064.92, "end": 3066.92, "text": " It's like 10."}, {"start": 3066.92, "end": 3070.92, "text": " Yeah, you want to do 10 so you adjust the weight."}, {"start": 3070.92, "end": 3072.92, "text": " It's just a warm-up anyways."}, {"start": 3072.92, "end": 3074.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3074.92, "end": 3076.92, "text": " If my form's bad, can you go correct it?"}, {"start": 3076.92, "end": 3082.92, "text": " I mean, it would look good to me, too."}, {"start": 3082.92, "end": 3084.92, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3084.92, "end": 3089.92, "text": " Nice, uh, tanked up neck."}, {"start": 3089.92, "end": 3090.92, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 3090.92, "end": 3092.92, "text": " Gas paint."}, {"start": 3092.92, "end": 3093.92, "text": " I'm like you, Knud."}, {"start": 3093.92, "end": 3094.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3094.92, "end": 3095.92, "text": " Same level of strength."}, {"start": 3095.92, "end": 3098.92, "text": " Both of them, I gave them, uh, both of them, they're clothing."}, {"start": 3098.92, "end": 3099.92, "text": " Oh yeah?"}, {"start": 3099.92, "end": 3102.92, "text": " Oh, they look good."}, {"start": 3102.92, "end": 3106.92, "text": " So he's had horrendous shoulders and he wonders why his neck hurts."}, {"start": 3106.92, "end": 3109.92, "text": " Knud, everyone says my form is horrible."}, {"start": 3109.92, "end": 3110.92, "text": " Oh, look at it."}, {"start": 3110.92, "end": 3111.92, "text": " I don't feel it."}, {"start": 3111.92, "end": 3112.92, "text": " How horrible can it be?"}, {"start": 3112.92, "end": 3115.12, "text": " In general, not talking about this machine, it's in general."}, {"start": 3116.62, "end": 3117.12, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 3117.12, "end": 3118.62, "text": " It hasn't been that bad."}, {"start": 3118.62, "end": 3120.12, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 3120.12, "end": 3123.52, "text": " So as I told them, so this isn't just going to be boring."}, {"start": 3123.52, "end": 3127.7200000000003, "text": " We're going to need to pick on every, like, small things."}, {"start": 3127.7200000000003, "end": 3131.2200000000003, "text": " So the general rule is control it when you go back, right?"}, {"start": 3131.2200000000003, "end": 3133.42, "text": " You're just dropping it."}, {"start": 3133.42, "end": 3136.02, "text": " Have control all the way when you go back."}, {"start": 3136.02, "end": 3139.82, "text": " And you can go like, explosive if you want when you're doing the move."}, {"start": 3139.82, "end": 3142.82, "text": " If you do that, you're fine in most things."}, {"start": 3142.92, "end": 3144.92, "text": " I'm trying to explode."}, {"start": 3144.92, "end": 3146.92, "text": " You're probably going to do more weight than both Nick and myself."}, {"start": 3146.92, "end": 3148.92, "text": " I don't know. I don't know what this could be."}, {"start": 3148.92, "end": 3150.92, "text": " Oh, I don't know."}, {"start": 3150.92, "end": 3152.92, "text": " I'm sure it'll be fine."}, {"start": 3152.92, "end": 3154.92, "text": " Oh, this is not good."}, {"start": 3154.92, "end": 3156.92, "text": " Did he do it on purpose?"}, {"start": 3156.92, "end": 3158.92, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3158.92, "end": 3160.92, "text": " For sure."}, {"start": 3160.92, "end": 3162.92, "text": " I don't think you meant to actually injure you."}, {"start": 3162.92, "end": 3164.92, "text": " No shit."}, {"start": 3164.92, "end": 3166.92, "text": " I mean, he slide-packed with me like three seconds after I kicked."}, {"start": 3166.92, "end": 3168.92, "text": " I'm like Parkinson's."}, {"start": 3168.92, "end": 3170.92, "text": " I shake."}, {"start": 3170.92, "end": 3173.92, "text": " I mean I think you just tried to attack me, I don't think you've tried to see me off the floor."}, {"start": 3173.92, "end": 3174.92, "text": " You have Parkinson's?"}, {"start": 3174.92, "end": 3177.92, "text": " No, I don't actually have Parkinson's, but my hands are very shaky usually."}, {"start": 3181.92, "end": 3183.92, "text": " You ever see that Super Smash Bros guy?"}, {"start": 3183.92, "end": 3187.92, "text": " He's like a 32 year old doctor and he got first place in the world championships."}, {"start": 3187.92, "end": 3188.92, "text": " This one really?"}, {"start": 3188.92, "end": 3189.92, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3189.92, "end": 3190.92, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 3190.92, "end": 3192.92, "text": " Whenever it's your old chance at Super Smash Bros."}, {"start": 3192.92, "end": 3194.92, "text": " We have no excuse, isn't that good something?"}, {"start": 3194.92, "end": 3202.66, "text": " Okay, and again, maybe he has more experience playing that you know old 25 year old games. So what your elbow is"}, {"start": 3203.38, "end": 3205.38, "text": " I know I can actually"}, {"start": 3205.54, "end": 3207.38, "text": " Um, it is permafucked now"}, {"start": 3207.38, "end": 3213.5, "text": " I could I could theoretically have the metal removed and have star tissue cleared out and have it forcibly straightened"}, {"start": 3213.58, "end": 3216.1, "text": " But then I have to go through six more months of physical therapy"}, {"start": 3216.7000000000003, "end": 3219.34, "text": " So I feel like debate when I want to do that"}, {"start": 3220.32, "end": 3223.76, "text": " Dude game day was supposed to be this fun event where I came to get it."}, {"start": 3223.76, "end": 3226.26, "text": " Listen, are you working out today or not?"}, {"start": 3226.26, "end": 3227.26, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3227.26, "end": 3228.26, "text": " Are you working out today?"}, {"start": 3228.26, "end": 3229.26, "text": " Alright, you're up."}, {"start": 3229.26, "end": 3234.1000000000004, "text": " I'm sorry to have you here, I was too weak."}, {"start": 3234.1000000000004, "end": 3235.1000000000004, "text": " I should have gone to the fight."}, {"start": 3235.1000000000004, "end": 3238.86, "text": " I should have gotten stronger and side-tracked a little mis-skip instead."}, {"start": 3238.86, "end": 3240.82, "text": " The wrong person fell."}, {"start": 3249.34, "end": 3251.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3279.34, "end": 3281.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3309.34, "end": 3311.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3339.34, "end": 3341.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3369.34, "end": 3371.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3399.34, "end": 3401.4, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3429.34, "end": 3435.34, "text": " I don't remember which string is mine. Mine's over here, right?"}, {"start": 3435.34, "end": 3438.34, "text": " I'm so sorry, Rob. Goddamn it, bro."}, {"start": 3438.34, "end": 3441.34, "text": " I'm fine. Guys, I'm fine. Honestly, don't pity me. I'm fine."}, {"start": 3441.34, "end": 3443.34, "text": " Nah, I can't. I hate being pity."}, {"start": 3443.34, "end": 3445.34, "text": " Is that pity?"}, {"start": 3445.34, "end": 3448.34, "text": " Since we're not pitying you, go ahead and lift some weights."}, {"start": 3448.34, "end": 3450.34, "text": " Two plates for my band now."}, {"start": 3450.34, "end": 3453.34, "text": " Yeah, probably he can lift two. Hold on, Rob. You're not done."}, {"start": 3453.34, "end": 3454.34, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3454.34, "end": 3457.34, "text": " It must be super light for you, right?"}, {"start": 3457.34, "end": 3459.34, "text": " 45 or 25? Can you left one and throw it?"}, {"start": 3459.34, "end": 3461.34, "text": " Ah that's fine, 25."}, {"start": 3461.34, "end": 3463.34, "text": " He's a big man."}, {"start": 3463.34, "end": 3465.34, "text": " What the fuck guys? Like hello?"}, {"start": 3465.34, "end": 3467.34, "text": " Big man? We're not pinning you man."}, {"start": 3467.34, "end": 3469.34, "text": " Stop asking for pinning, you got this."}, {"start": 3469.34, "end": 3471.34, "text": " Don't be such a..."}, {"start": 3471.34, "end": 3473.34, "text": " There you go, 10 reps."}, {"start": 3473.34, "end": 3475.34, "text": " There you go, 10 reps is what you should be struggling with."}, {"start": 3475.34, "end": 3477.34, "text": " Don't pin him in that much."}, {"start": 3479.34, "end": 3481.34, "text": " Guys, I can't be... I can't do it."}, {"start": 3481.34, "end": 3483.34, "text": " Look at him go! Slow down!"}, {"start": 3483.34, "end": 3485.34, "text": " Damn Rob, you're whipping it like an old slowdown."}, {"start": 3485.34, "end": 3487.34, "text": " I can't go slow."}, {"start": 3487.34, "end": 3489.34, "text": " I can't go slow."}, {"start": 3489.34, "end": 3493.34, "text": " Seven, eight."}, {"start": 3493.34, "end": 3495.34, "text": " I can't do more. Not on my left."}, {"start": 3495.34, "end": 3497.34, "text": " I mean, I can do my right, but I can't do my left."}, {"start": 3497.34, "end": 3499.34, "text": " I mean, this is it, man."}, {"start": 3499.34, "end": 3501.34, "text": " I'll tell you."}, {"start": 3501.34, "end": 3503.34, "text": " That's just where it goes."}, {"start": 3503.34, "end": 3507.34, "text": " When you're in the VR shot and you see this big animal girl,"}, {"start": 3507.34, "end": 3509.34, "text": " this is how much they live."}, {"start": 3509.34, "end": 3511.34, "text": " I'm an e-boy in the VR shot now."}, {"start": 3511.34, "end": 3513.34, "text": " It's an e-boy meta."}, {"start": 3513.34, "end": 3514.7400000000002, "text": " I have an e-boy avatar now."}, {"start": 3514.7400000000002, "end": 3515.94, "text": " There's no e-boy meta."}, {"start": 3515.94, "end": 3516.7400000000002, "text": " No, there is."}, {"start": 3516.7400000000002, "end": 3518.1400000000003, "text": " Okay, so everyone's just gay now."}, {"start": 3518.1400000000003, "end": 3519.7400000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 3519.7400000000002, "end": 3522.7400000000002, "text": " The guys wear e-boy avatars, and the girls wear big titty avatars."}, {"start": 3522.7400000000002, "end": 3524.6400000000003, "text": " Have you ever put on a 45? That's enough then."}, {"start": 3524.6400000000003, "end": 3528.1400000000003, "text": " I thought it was everyone was just like girl animates."}, {"start": 3528.1400000000003, "end": 3530.54, "text": " No, but now they have good male avatars."}, {"start": 3530.54, "end": 3531.04, "text": " Do they?"}, {"start": 3531.04, "end": 3532.94, "text": " Yeah, and the women love them."}, {"start": 3532.94, "end": 3534.44, "text": " Okay, how many women are there?"}, {"start": 3534.44, "end": 3535.7400000000002, "text": " Probably like two, if we're not..."}, {"start": 3535.7400000000002, "end": 3536.94, "text": " Yeah? Okay."}, {"start": 3536.94, "end": 3541.6400000000003, "text": " So I'm saying it's like, it sounds to me like there's a lot of gay guys, which is fine."}, {"start": 3541.64, "end": 3544.58, "text": " But that's why you wear the e-boy outfits for the gay guys."}, {"start": 3544.58, "end": 3547.2799999999997, "text": " So I could do like that cool e-boy squat, you know?"}, {"start": 3547.2799999999997, "end": 3548.96, "text": " Yeah, for the gay guys."}, {"start": 3548.96, "end": 3550.52, "text": " The gay guys like that."}, {"start": 3550.52, "end": 3552.0, "text": " Everyone likes it."}, {"start": 3552.0, "end": 3553.4, "text": " No, not everyone likes it."}, {"start": 3553.4, "end": 3557.4, "text": " They do not."}, {"start": 3557.4, "end": 3558.4, "text": " That's a lot of weight."}, {"start": 3568.0, "end": 3569.0, "text": " How much weight were you doing?"}, {"start": 3569.0, "end": 3570.0, "text": " 45 and 25?"}, {"start": 3570.0, "end": 3570.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3570.56, "end": 3571.3599999999997, "text": " Goodness gracious."}, {"start": 3571.64, "end": 3572.64, "text": " It's not a weight."}, {"start": 3572.64, "end": 3573.64, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 3573.64, "end": 3574.64, "text": " More than me, if I'm a lot."}, {"start": 3574.64, "end": 3575.64, "text": " Love you."}, {"start": 3575.64, "end": 3579.64, "text": " But then again, I'm a bitch."}, {"start": 3579.64, "end": 3580.64, "text": " Nick."}, {"start": 3580.64, "end": 3581.64, "text": " Two blacks."}, {"start": 3581.64, "end": 3583.64, "text": " Uh, it's chances turn."}, {"start": 3583.64, "end": 3584.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3584.64, "end": 3585.64, "text": " It's moving my turn."}, {"start": 3585.64, "end": 3587.64, "text": " 45 is enough for you."}, {"start": 3587.64, "end": 3588.64, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3588.64, "end": 3590.64, "text": " I think it was a good weight for me."}, {"start": 3590.64, "end": 3594.64, "text": " I mean it felt good for me too, but maybe I'm being lazy."}, {"start": 3594.64, "end": 3596.64, "text": " I don't think Chats could do 45 sides."}, {"start": 3596.64, "end": 3597.64, "text": " They're in the beginning."}, {"start": 3597.64, "end": 3598.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3598.64, "end": 3599.64, "text": " Dude, he's like strong now."}, {"start": 3599.64, "end": 3600.48, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 3600.48, "end": 3601.7999999999997, "text": " I don't think strong is working."}, {"start": 3601.7999999999997, "end": 3605.2, "text": " I remember, I think you were doing 25s."}, {"start": 3605.2, "end": 3606.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3606.04, "end": 3607.52, "text": " Am I remembering correct?"}, {"start": 3607.52, "end": 3609.4, "text": " I don't think you understand how much stronger"}, {"start": 3609.4, "end": 3610.72, "text": " you are now, James."}, {"start": 3610.72, "end": 3614.12, "text": " Is it better for me to do what I did last time"}, {"start": 3614.12, "end": 3617.48, "text": " so failure or do less weight, but I do all the reps?"}, {"start": 3618.72, "end": 3620.3199999999997, "text": " How many reps did you do?"}, {"start": 3620.3199999999997, "end": 3621.48, "text": " I did eight."}, {"start": 3621.48, "end": 3622.3199999999997, "text": " Seven or eight?"}, {"start": 3622.3199999999997, "end": 3623.16, "text": " Seven or eight."}, {"start": 3623.16, "end": 3625.0, "text": " I mean, you can do about the same weight."}, {"start": 3625.0, "end": 3628.3199999999997, "text": " The thing is, they have allowed them science on this."}, {"start": 3628.32, "end": 3637.32, "text": " You're pretty seen as a humble muscle-bro, it doesn't matter that much how many reps you are, as long as you're between 6 and 30."}, {"start": 3637.32, "end": 3638.32, "text": " As long as you're, okay."}, {"start": 3638.32, "end": 3642.32, "text": " So it's a pretty wide range, but I wouldn't aim towards 30."}, {"start": 3642.32, "end": 3645.32, "text": " You did 8, that's a fine range."}, {"start": 3645.32, "end": 3647.32, "text": " As long as I'm doing a lot of weight and I can feel it."}, {"start": 3647.32, "end": 3648.32, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 3648.32, "end": 3649.32, "text": " That is a range."}, {"start": 3649.32, "end": 3650.32, "text": " Right in front."}, {"start": 3650.32, "end": 3651.32, "text": " Right in front."}, {"start": 3651.32, "end": 3652.32, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 3652.32, "end": 3653.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3653.32, "end": 3654.32, "text": " We gotta go to the gym with Ryan at some point."}, {"start": 3654.32, "end": 3655.32, "text": " Yeah, I'll go to the next one, leave me around."}, {"start": 3655.32, "end": 3656.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3656.32, "end": 3658.96, "text": " He goes to the gym regularly."}, {"start": 3658.96, "end": 3659.96, "text": " I try 25."}, {"start": 3659.96, "end": 3660.96, "text": " You have a chance?"}, {"start": 3660.96, "end": 3667.8, "text": " I'm pretty sure that you were not doing more than 25s on this one at least."}, {"start": 3667.8, "end": 3669.1200000000003, "text": " There's no way I went up that much."}, {"start": 3669.1200000000003, "end": 3670.1200000000003, "text": " That's ridiculous."}, {"start": 3670.1200000000003, "end": 3671.76, "text": " That's 40 pounds more."}, {"start": 3671.76, "end": 3673.6400000000003, "text": " And I've only ever used this machine a single time."}, {"start": 3673.6400000000003, "end": 3677.8, "text": " You're telling me one use of this machine and coming back after recovery is going to"}, {"start": 3677.8, "end": 3679.4, "text": " knock me to do 40 pounds more."}, {"start": 3679.4, "end": 3681.6000000000004, "text": " Well, you have done more about kick exercises, right?"}, {"start": 3681.6000000000004, "end": 3682.6000000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3682.6000000000004, "end": 3683.6000000000004, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3683.6000000000004, "end": 3684.6000000000004, "text": " I guess that's the right size carry."}, {"start": 3684.6000000000004, "end": 3685.6000000000004, "text": " But still, really?"}, {"start": 3685.6, "end": 3687.6, "text": " Is that makes sense to you?"}, {"start": 3687.6, "end": 3688.6, "text": " I mean in the beginning, yeah."}, {"start": 3688.6, "end": 3690.6, "text": " I understand the beginning is crazy, but that's absurd."}, {"start": 3690.6, "end": 3694.6, "text": " But it's not only the muscle there growing to make you stronger."}, {"start": 3694.6, "end": 3699.6, "text": " It's also like central nervous system activating and my body is more into it now."}, {"start": 3699.6, "end": 3700.6, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 3700.6, "end": 3703.6, "text": " Okay, there's multiple factors that comes into play."}, {"start": 3703.6, "end": 3706.6, "text": " That's why I have the extreme games in the beginning."}, {"start": 3706.6, "end": 3708.6, "text": " You're not wrong, okay?"}, {"start": 3708.6, "end": 3709.6, "text": " All right, I'll try this one."}, {"start": 3709.6, "end": 3711.6, "text": " I mean we take that, we love that, that's good."}, {"start": 3711.6, "end": 3720.16, "text": " I don't even know I think I did about nine two come on Rob ten"}, {"start": 3726.16, "end": 3731.4, "text": " I don't like seeing it that it can't straighten I had like a bow where I walked in but the next is Armageddon"}, {"start": 3731.4, "end": 3741.4, "text": " I will read your brother's message, I will read your brother's message."}, {"start": 3741.4, "end": 3742.4, "text": " What do you say?"}, {"start": 3742.4, "end": 3745.4, "text": " I will forever be stronger than you."}, {"start": 3745.4, "end": 3746.4, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 3746.4, "end": 3748.4, "text": " I'm actually impressed."}, {"start": 3748.4, "end": 3749.4, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 3749.4, "end": 3750.4, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 3750.4, "end": 3752.4, "text": " If Dustin saw me working out."}, {"start": 3752.4, "end": 3754.4, "text": " How about Dustin or the BJ?"}, {"start": 3754.4, "end": 3759.4, "text": " Dustin's someone else, but if he saw me, if I got stronger than Dustin, Dustin would lose his mind."}, {"start": 3759.4, "end": 3762.4, "text": " Dustin has never been weaker than me. Ever."}, {"start": 3762.4, "end": 3764.4, "text": " And you get to add more to the queue."}, {"start": 3764.4, "end": 3766.4, "text": " So if that's what you think about it, what do girls think when they see it?"}, {"start": 3766.4, "end": 3768.4, "text": " They're probably like, this guy is like fucking gross."}, {"start": 3768.4, "end": 3770.4, "text": " Yeah, can you sign me?"}, {"start": 3770.4, "end": 3772.4, "text": " Don't leave me, Jack."}, {"start": 3772.4, "end": 3774.4, "text": " Yeah, come here. I don't want to say it too loud."}, {"start": 3774.4, "end": 3775.4, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 3775.4, "end": 3776.4, "text": " I added who's turn is it?"}, {"start": 3776.4, "end": 3777.4, "text": " You're a..."}, {"start": 3777.4, "end": 3778.4, "text": " I added 45 to it."}, {"start": 3778.4, "end": 3780.4, "text": " Take 3, 45s."}, {"start": 3780.4, "end": 3782.4, "text": " So take the 25 off?"}, {"start": 3782.4, "end": 3783.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3783.4, "end": 3784.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3784.4, "end": 3786.4, "text": " Just do the surgery now and get it out of the way."}, {"start": 3786.4, "end": 3788.4, "text": " Unless you have an important shit coming up."}, {"start": 3788.4, "end": 3794.04, "text": " coming up. Yeah I'm a cripple. How many times have you hit your head on these"}, {"start": 3794.04, "end": 3800.6, "text": " bars? It has happened before. Yeah it's no way like I'm gonna hit my head at one"}, {"start": 3800.6, "end": 3809.48, "text": " point. You're gonna do that? You have permanent soy pos. Oh he dies. Go like this, go like this."}, {"start": 3809.48, "end": 3814.76, "text": " Is that comfortable? No. Yes it is. Really? Me and Chester was on time. It's a good pose."}, {"start": 3814.76, "end": 3818.26, "text": " look, look, look just a second."}, {"start": 3818.26, "end": 3819.26, "text": " look."}, {"start": 3819.26, "end": 3820.26, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 3820.26, "end": 3823.26, "text": " you put your arm on your fat."}, {"start": 3823.26, "end": 3826.76, "text": " how's that?"}, {"start": 3826.76, "end": 3827.76, "text": " he doesn't know."}, {"start": 3827.76, "end": 3828.76, "text": " he doesn't know."}, {"start": 3828.76, "end": 3829.76, "text": " how do I stand?"}, {"start": 3829.76, "end": 3830.76, "text": " I think the form is incorrect."}, {"start": 3830.76, "end": 3832.26, "text": " that's how I mean to stand."}, {"start": 3832.26, "end": 3834.26, "text": " you don't like it?"}, {"start": 3834.26, "end": 3835.76, "text": " I'll do the hand on the head."}, {"start": 3835.76, "end": 3837.26, "text": " that looks good."}, {"start": 3837.26, "end": 3838.26, "text": " no..."}, {"start": 3838.26, "end": 3839.26, "text": " trying way too hard."}, {"start": 3839.26, "end": 3842.26, "text": " trying way too hard."}, {"start": 3842.26, "end": 3847.26, "text": " You just can't do the pose man, it's fine, you have no game."}, {"start": 3847.26, "end": 3851.26, "text": " But it only looks like I'm trying hard because you're like conscious of it."}, {"start": 3851.26, "end": 3856.26, "text": " If someone didn't know me, they'd be like, that guy seems alright, right?"}, {"start": 3856.26, "end": 3858.26, "text": " With your arms, with your hands on your hips?"}, {"start": 3858.26, "end": 3862.26, "text": " You look like you're exhausted."}, {"start": 3862.26, "end": 3864.26, "text": " Life's hard."}, {"start": 3864.26, "end": 3866.26, "text": " And when you cross your arms, it's like you're a bouncer."}, {"start": 3866.26, "end": 3869.26, "text": " I don't want to be a bouncer, damn."}, {"start": 3869.26, "end": 3870.5800000000004, "text": " Yeah, cute ghost."}, {"start": 3870.5800000000004, "end": 3873.0600000000004, "text": " I feel like I'm being stronger just looking at this."}, {"start": 3873.0600000000004, "end": 3875.0600000000004, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3895.0600000000004, "end": 3897.26, "text": " Dude, I'm like seeing things in like his body"}, {"start": 3897.26, "end": 3899.76, "text": " that I didn't know existed on a human body."}, {"start": 3899.76, "end": 3901.1400000000003, "text": " You have muscles that can actually grow?"}, {"start": 3901.1400000000003, "end": 3902.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3902.76, "end": 3908.1800000000003, "text": " So I got asked by Eugene to sponsor him in fighting."}, {"start": 3908.1800000000003, "end": 3909.1000000000004, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3909.1000000000004, "end": 3909.5400000000004, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3909.5400000000004, "end": 3912.0200000000004, "text": " He just called me and said, hey, dude."}, {"start": 3912.0200000000004, "end": 3913.7400000000002, "text": " What up, man?"}, {"start": 3913.7400000000002, "end": 3915.6200000000003, "text": " So you know Aiden Ross's boxing tournament,"}, {"start": 3915.6200000000003, "end": 3916.94, "text": " how it's proceed?"}, {"start": 3916.94, "end": 3918.98, "text": " I want to be a fighter, but for you."}, {"start": 3918.98, "end": 3919.98, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3919.98, "end": 3922.86, "text": " But like, do you know anything about that?"}, {"start": 3922.86, "end": 3925.9, "text": " Yeah, I watched some of his fights, Brandon."}, {"start": 3925.9, "end": 3927.0600000000004, "text": " What am I looking at?"}, {"start": 3927.06, "end": 3928.06, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 3928.06, "end": 3930.9, "text": " It's just a stream of fucking people fighting men."}, {"start": 3930.9, "end": 3933.1, "text": " Is this shit streams?"}, {"start": 3933.1, "end": 3934.82, "text": " I mean, isn't every stream now this kind of shit?"}, {"start": 3934.82, "end": 3939.18, "text": " Yes, but like, it's absolutely not the worst of that."}, {"start": 3939.18, "end": 3941.86, "text": " I mean, look, is the question, is it entertaining?"}, {"start": 3941.86, "end": 3942.94, "text": " Yes, it is."}, {"start": 3942.94, "end": 3943.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3943.98, "end": 3946.34, "text": " I do watch it in my free time."}, {"start": 3946.34, "end": 3948.2599999999998, "text": " But it's not like it's some super professional thing,"}, {"start": 3948.2599999999998, "end": 3950.14, "text": " it's just Aiden Ross doing his boss."}, {"start": 3952.02, "end": 3953.46, "text": " Any crypto involved?"}, {"start": 3953.46, "end": 3954.82, "text": " There's always crypto everywhere, baby."}, {"start": 3954.82, "end": 3956.2999999999997, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3956.3, "end": 3958.3, "text": " There's absolutely crypto involved."}, {"start": 3961.3, "end": 3962.3, "text": " We love crypto."}, {"start": 3966.3, "end": 3968.3, "text": " Who's even fighting? Isn't he like a little kid?"}, {"start": 3969.3, "end": 3970.3, "text": " He's 19."}, {"start": 3970.3, "end": 3971.3, "text": " Who's he gonna fight?"}, {"start": 3971.3, "end": 3972.3, "text": " He's 5'7\"."}, {"start": 3972.3, "end": 3973.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3973.3, "end": 3974.3, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 3975.3, "end": 3979.3, "text": " His life is pretty much going to be the best thing going forward."}, {"start": 3979.3, "end": 3980.3, "text": " I'd be careful what I say."}, {"start": 3980.3, "end": 3985.3, "text": " But what is that sponsorship?"}, {"start": 3985.3, "end": 3990.3, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 3990.3, "end": 3992.3, "text": " What do you have to do?"}, {"start": 3992.3, "end": 3993.3, "text": " I don't know. That's what I'm asking."}, {"start": 3993.3, "end": 3995.3, "text": " What is the lift on my end? How does this work?"}, {"start": 3995.3, "end": 3998.3, "text": " Do I even do this? I don't know if I do."}, {"start": 3998.3, "end": 4000.3, "text": " I'm sending in some guys from Dark and Darker."}, {"start": 4000.3, "end": 4002.3, "text": " I barely know that Spokes a Lot of Pots 19"}, {"start": 4002.3, "end": 4004.3, "text": " going into a big brand risk event to fight people."}, {"start": 4004.3, "end": 4006.3, "text": " Do you think you can knock them to the back of the head?"}, {"start": 4006.3, "end": 4007.3, "text": " He might."}, {"start": 4007.3, "end": 4013.94, "text": " He might I don't know the context of anything it's just it's just fighting but I think that different creators like"}, {"start": 4013.94, "end": 4016.5, "text": " Ex-GC wasn't being involved sponsoring my guy"}, {"start": 4016.9, "end": 4017.54, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4017.54, "end": 4019.0600000000004, "text": " The Ex-GC was in..."}, {"start": 4019.0600000000004, "end": 4024.0600000000004, "text": " Yes, that's he brought up Felix. He's like Felix sending a guy. You did the same thing. I'm like, I don't even know what ate him"}, {"start": 4024.0600000000004, "end": 4027.02, "text": " I don't know this event. What event are we even talking about here?"}, {"start": 4027.54, "end": 4029.54, "text": " so I said I'd look into it and"}, {"start": 4030.6600000000003, "end": 4034.26, "text": " He messaged me today. He's like any news. I'm like this was yesterday, man"}, {"start": 4034.26, "end": 4037.86, "text": " Give me a... So now I'm asking, what the fuck is this even thing, what is it?"}, {"start": 4037.86, "end": 4040.46, "text": " The question is, is it like you're paying something?"}, {"start": 4040.46, "end": 4043.0600000000004, "text": " I don't think I pay anything. I don't know. Do I?"}, {"start": 4043.0600000000004, "end": 4044.86, "text": " But ask him. He probably knows."}, {"start": 4044.86, "end": 4046.86, "text": " He doesn't."}, {"start": 4046.86, "end": 4050.86, "text": " I think he's just looking for an opportunity. He streams at ten viewers."}, {"start": 4050.86, "end": 4052.86, "text": " I mean, it could be fun to do it."}, {"start": 4052.86, "end": 4059.86, "text": " Right? Yeah, I mean, again, does it cost me anything? I don't know if it does."}, {"start": 4059.86, "end": 4061.86, "text": " We could go to my admin watch the show."}, {"start": 4061.86, "end": 4064.52, "text": " Fuck that, I'm not getting it. See, that cost me a flight."}, {"start": 4064.52, "end": 4068.02, "text": " Even if the flight's free, I have to sit on a flight. I gotta sit on a flight back."}, {"start": 4068.02, "end": 4069.1600000000003, "text": " I could just stay home."}, {"start": 4069.1600000000003, "end": 4070.6200000000003, "text": " I'm gonna go 45 for my left."}, {"start": 4070.6200000000003, "end": 4072.02, "text": " Now, if I can just open the stream."}, {"start": 4072.02, "end": 4073.02, "text": " Do the same on both."}, {"start": 4073.02, "end": 4074.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4074.02, "end": 4078.02, "text": " If I could just wash the stream from home, you know what, sure, man."}, {"start": 4078.02, "end": 4079.02, "text": " Man in my day."}, {"start": 4079.02, "end": 4080.82, "text": " You can't, you think Felix went down there?"}, {"start": 4080.82, "end": 4081.82, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 4081.82, "end": 4082.82, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 4082.82, "end": 4091.82, "text": " Oh, that might be a bit too heavy for me."}, {"start": 4091.82, "end": 4095.26, "text": " But then again, it's like, do you even think they would let me into that event?"}, {"start": 4095.26, "end": 4096.26, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 4096.26, "end": 4097.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4097.26, "end": 4098.26, "text": " I don't know if they would."}, {"start": 4098.26, "end": 4100.18, "text": " I don't think I'm with that crew at all."}, {"start": 4100.18, "end": 4101.9800000000005, "text": " Bro, Aiden's not a bad dude."}, {"start": 4101.9800000000005, "end": 4104.58, "text": " Like, if you weren't doing it, it would get worse."}, {"start": 4104.58, "end": 4108.66, "text": " It's not about being a bad dude, it's a matter of, does anyone in that circle, I'm"}, {"start": 4108.66, "end": 4110.26, "text": " a who in that circle?"}, {"start": 4110.26, "end": 4112.66, "text": " He doesn't know who you are."}, {"start": 4112.66, "end": 4114.900000000001, "text": " He knows, but that's not what matters."}, {"start": 4114.900000000001, "end": 4118.9400000000005, "text": " What matters is, would these viewers that I have know?"}, {"start": 4118.9400000000005, "end": 4120.46, "text": " I think I'm a who in that circle."}, {"start": 4120.46, "end": 4121.46, "text": " Genuinely."}, {"start": 4121.46, "end": 4124.22, "text": " And that's fine, but it's like, do I have that's way"}, {"start": 4124.22, "end": 4126.3, "text": " to get someone else in that gets 10 viewers?"}, {"start": 4126.3, "end": 4127.14, "text": " I don't think I do."}, {"start": 4128.3, "end": 4129.86, "text": " I also have no way to message him."}, {"start": 4129.86, "end": 4131.02, "text": " I can message him."}, {"start": 4131.02, "end": 4131.86, "text": " I can message him."}, {"start": 4131.86, "end": 4132.7, "text": " Can I have a big scope?"}, {"start": 4132.7, "end": 4133.7, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 4133.7, "end": 4134.82, "text": " Genuinely."}, {"start": 4134.82, "end": 4136.3, "text": " Wait, Aiden, I might get hooded."}, {"start": 4136.3, "end": 4139.18, "text": " Yo, I got Aiden contacted, but I got him on VRChat."}, {"start": 4139.18, "end": 4140.02, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 4141.18, "end": 4143.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna give you a message in three."}, {"start": 4147.5, "end": 4151.14, "text": " Did you know that Aiden did a VRChat dating show?"}, {"start": 4151.14, "end": 4155.5, "text": " Yeah, it was really funny actually. I remember that. That's the one. You actually did really good"}, {"start": 4157.900000000001, "end": 4160.42, "text": " Yeah, that was really funny. I remember that you'd piss me the fuck off"}, {"start": 4162.740000000001, "end": 4167.280000000001, "text": " So what are those what is what is this stuff on your hand for just don't make the hole to get"}, {"start": 4167.280000000001, "end": 4170.660000000001, "text": " You just don't think about the great. Okay. You can try"}, {"start": 4171.54, "end": 4173.54, "text": " Okay, what do you leave a message in?"}, {"start": 4174.5, "end": 4176.5, "text": " He's got like plus stats like bracers"}, {"start": 4176.5, "end": 4182.5, "text": " Just gonna say there's a guy that I can sponsor him and figure out about and throw up to it that uh..."}, {"start": 4182.5, "end": 4185.5, "text": " Okay, we might need to go the long way. Let's go to XGC first."}, {"start": 4185.5, "end": 4187.5, "text": " Okay, so I have to message Felix to message Aiden."}, {"start": 4187.5, "end": 4188.5, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 4188.5, "end": 4189.5, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4189.5, "end": 4192.5, "text": " I mean, it's like, do I care this much? I don't know if I care that much."}, {"start": 4192.5, "end": 4196.5, "text": " Someone says, do you want to get eagle at 34 years old and then they're hazing into you?"}, {"start": 4196.5, "end": 4198.5, "text": " Where does this guy live?"}, {"start": 4198.5, "end": 4200.5, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4200.5, "end": 4203.5, "text": " Dude, I've talked to this man one time. I played to talk to him."}, {"start": 4203.5, "end": 4205.5, "text": " He's a very nice kid."}, {"start": 4205.5, "end": 4211.46, "text": " nice kid. That's the extent of which I know him. One disc one call. This guy is a very"}, {"start": 4211.46, "end": 4216.98, "text": " nice kid and you want to send him to the boxing ring? No. But I told him this. Listen, I sat"}, {"start": 4216.98, "end": 4222.98, "text": " in the call with him. He's on stream and he got annoyed with me because I had doubts."}, {"start": 4222.98, "end": 4225.82, "text": " I'm like dude, are you sure you want to do this? Let him live the dream. That could"}, {"start": 4225.82, "end": 4230.14, "text": " be the change in time. Let me live my dream dude. Let me do me. Let me do me's dream."}, {"start": 4230.14, "end": 4232.14, "text": " Hey, God bless dude, God bless, come on."}, {"start": 4232.14, "end": 4234.14, "text": " And he took a giant Vong rip."}, {"start": 4234.14, "end": 4236.14, "text": " Hey, so just let me in, bro."}, {"start": 4236.14, "end": 4238.14, "text": " Yeah, he is. He is in shape."}, {"start": 4238.14, "end": 4240.14, "text": " That's pretty strong."}, {"start": 4240.14, "end": 4242.14, "text": " But I don't know what like..."}, {"start": 4242.14, "end": 4244.14, "text": " You know, a bunch of people smoke weed. He's got this."}, {"start": 4244.14, "end": 4246.14, "text": " You know? Big athletes."}, {"start": 4246.14, "end": 4248.14, "text": " Yeah, he lifts."}, {"start": 4248.14, "end": 4250.14, "text": " I don't know how strong these other people are."}, {"start": 4250.14, "end": 4252.14, "text": " Like, he might be going to get his 5'7\"."}, {"start": 4252.14, "end": 4255.14, "text": " There's an insane amount of different levels there."}, {"start": 4255.14, "end": 4256.14, "text": " Yeah, right?"}, {"start": 4256.14, "end": 4258.14, "text": " They are complete idiots."}, {"start": 4258.14, "end": 4261.22, "text": " They could find him enough, a poleman."}, {"start": 4261.22, "end": 4263.72, "text": " Some are more decent."}, {"start": 4263.72, "end": 4265.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4265.02, "end": 4265.9400000000005, "text": " We'll have to wait and see."}, {"start": 4269.5, "end": 4270.660000000001, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 4270.660000000001, "end": 4272.34, "text": " I think it's me."}, {"start": 4272.34, "end": 4273.58, "text": " That's three sets, right?"}, {"start": 4273.58, "end": 4274.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, that is three."}, {"start": 4274.740000000001, "end": 4277.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, we're done."}, {"start": 4277.9800000000005, "end": 4279.820000000001, "text": " I like this machine."}, {"start": 4279.820000000001, "end": 4282.42, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 4282.42, "end": 4284.38, "text": " Yeah, I'm starting to like the real easy machines that"}, {"start": 4284.38, "end": 4286.18, "text": " are just plug and go."}, {"start": 4286.18, "end": 4293.18, "text": " The thing that I like about Aiden's fights is he'll put people in the ring that I would never watch."}, {"start": 4293.18, "end": 4298.68, "text": " I know who they are from Instagram and stuff, but I've never actually watched their content."}, {"start": 4298.68, "end": 4301.68, "text": " So I do know Gypsy Crusaderies. Never heard the name in my life."}, {"start": 4301.68, "end": 4304.68, "text": " He's the most racist person you can ever find."}, {"start": 4304.68, "end": 4307.68, "text": " Like hateful racists or funny racists?"}, {"start": 4307.68, "end": 4311.68, "text": " Well, yeah, he's horrible."}, {"start": 4311.68, "end": 4312.68, "text": " He has a criminal record."}, {"start": 4312.68, "end": 4313.68, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 4313.68, "end": 4319.4800000000005, "text": " You know he's absolutely just one of the worst people on the planet. Yeah, and they and Aiden had him fight against"}, {"start": 4320.280000000001, "end": 4327.360000000001, "text": " Superhot fire remember that guy, but you're not a rapper. Yes, right. So super hot fire was fighting gypsy crusader in the ring"}, {"start": 4328.56, "end": 4330.88, "text": " I was like, oh my god. It was a battle of racism"}, {"start": 4331.84, "end": 4334.0, "text": " The race is one. Did he win? Yes"}, {"start": 4336.0, "end": 4339.16, "text": " Man, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I was pissed"}, {"start": 4339.16, "end": 4345.34, "text": " I was I wanted to see because I really hate this guy yeah crusader you know"}, {"start": 4345.34, "end": 4349.7, "text": " and I was hoping you just get his shit pushed in buddy one no yeah he won"}, {"start": 4349.7, "end": 4357.48, "text": " I was so mad all right we're going to do the role-exercise someone's wanting"}, {"start": 4357.48, "end": 4363.099999999999, "text": " from there and stuff that's my where my phone go I don't know I put in your"}, {"start": 4363.099999999999, "end": 4364.5599999999995, "text": " backpack you did okay thank you that works"}, {"start": 4364.56, "end": 4367.160000000001, "text": " Chance, I have a better idea."}, {"start": 4367.160000000001, "end": 4368.160000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4368.160000000001, "end": 4371.160000000001, "text": " Why don't we sponsor NMP into this event?"}, {"start": 4371.160000000001, "end": 4372.660000000001, "text": " True, you wanna go fight?"}, {"start": 4372.660000000001, "end": 4375.160000000001, "text": " That we can do, we will stand behind NMP."}, {"start": 4375.160000000001, "end": 4377.96, "text": " Remember how you were talking about that Crusader guy or whatever?"}, {"start": 4377.96, "end": 4378.96, "text": " Jipsy Crusader?"}, {"start": 4378.96, "end": 4380.96, "text": " A lot of people feel the same way about you."}, {"start": 4382.160000000001, "end": 4383.160000000001, "text": " So get your ass in the water."}, {"start": 4383.160000000001, "end": 4385.160000000001, "text": " I'm as bad as Paul Miller, the racist."}, {"start": 4385.160000000001, "end": 4386.160000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4388.160000000001, "end": 4389.360000000001, "text": " Ah, that's fucked up. Let's go."}, {"start": 4389.360000000001, "end": 4390.360000000001, "text": " Who would I even fight Chance?"}, {"start": 4390.360000000001, "end": 4391.160000000001, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 4391.160000000001, "end": 4392.160000000001, "text": " Like the Racist guy."}, {"start": 4392.160000000001, "end": 4393.160000000001, "text": " I didn't even know."}, {"start": 4393.16, "end": 4395.4, "text": " Get sicker, say it, Nick, you hate this!"}, {"start": 4395.4, "end": 4397.66, "text": " Dude, he'd beat the fuck out of me, bro. He's like 6'7\"."}, {"start": 4397.66, "end": 4398.66, "text": " Gah!"}, {"start": 4398.66, "end": 4399.66, "text": " He's huge!"}, {"start": 4399.66, "end": 4401.66, "text": " Who races for so strong?"}, {"start": 4401.66, "end": 4402.66, "text": " Nick."}, {"start": 4402.66, "end": 4403.66, "text": " He's a criminal."}, {"start": 4405.66, "end": 4407.66, "text": " Are you saying he has a stat bonus because he's a criminal?"}, {"start": 4407.66, "end": 4411.16, "text": " Yes, if you're a criminal, it means you're willing to do things others or not."}, {"start": 4411.16, "end": 4413.16, "text": " Do you think they like to gouge your eyes out?"}, {"start": 4413.16, "end": 4414.16, "text": " Some shit."}, {"start": 4414.16, "end": 4417.66, "text": " I mean, if you've got any prison time, prison motherfuckers, they work out."}, {"start": 4417.66, "end": 4419.66, "text": " They have nothing else to do."}, {"start": 4419.66, "end": 4421.16, "text": " Well, chance starts off."}, {"start": 4421.16, "end": 4422.16, "text": " Me? All right."}, {"start": 4423.16, "end": 4425.16, "text": " Ah, okay, getting in the sink's a bitch."}, {"start": 4425.16, "end": 4426.599999999999, "text": " Do you remember this well?"}, {"start": 4426.599999999999, "end": 4427.599999999999, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4427.599999999999, "end": 4430.599999999999, "text": " Was it, uh, but no, it shouldn't be much left."}, {"start": 4430.599999999999, "end": 4433.099999999999, "text": " It's just a pure flexing it."}, {"start": 4433.099999999999, "end": 4434.34, "text": " Oh, someone need to have the pill."}, {"start": 4434.34, "end": 4439.44, "text": " This won't put her up, so you can't reach down."}, {"start": 4439.44, "end": 4442.24, "text": " Someone said he was poked."}, {"start": 4442.24, "end": 4443.24, "text": " How's that?"}, {"start": 4443.24, "end": 4444.24, "text": " What do you think about that?"}, {"start": 4444.24, "end": 4446.16, "text": " I don't even want to, like, say who would win that."}, {"start": 4446.16, "end": 4447.5599999999995, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4447.5599999999995, "end": 4448.36, "text": " Clippy, guys."}, {"start": 4448.36, "end": 4449.96, "text": " Clippy."}, {"start": 4449.96, "end": 4451.639999999999, "text": " NMP wants to fight Pogue."}, {"start": 4451.64, "end": 4459.92, "text": " I don't know where my elbow should be going."}, {"start": 4459.92, "end": 4463.84, "text": " The thing is you look slightly retarded if you do it again."}, {"start": 4463.84, "end": 4470.04, "text": " But if you do it correctly as well, it just looks like you're doing it."}, {"start": 4470.04, "end": 4477.84, "text": " Okay, we gotta add weight to it for me."}, {"start": 4477.84, "end": 4479.84, "text": " I'll just try."}, {"start": 4479.84, "end": 4482.84, "text": " Yeah, it's just to get the feeling."}, {"start": 4487.84, "end": 4489.84, "text": " I don't know what to do with my mic while I'm doing this."}, {"start": 4489.84, "end": 4491.84, "text": " I think I got to move this to the outside like you."}, {"start": 4491.84, "end": 4493.84, "text": " It doesn't really work otherwise."}, {"start": 4493.84, "end": 4495.84, "text": " Okay, what do you want to do?"}, {"start": 4495.84, "end": 4497.84, "text": " You can stand there as well."}, {"start": 4498.84, "end": 4501.84, "text": " Because I think you were standing so far down."}, {"start": 4502.84, "end": 4504.84, "text": " That you're really like this."}, {"start": 4504.84, "end": 4505.84, "text": " You see?"}, {"start": 4505.84, "end": 4506.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4506.84, "end": 4508.84, "text": " The arms are now almost like biceps curl."}, {"start": 4508.84, "end": 4512.1, "text": " So you don't want that you want to be more there"}, {"start": 4516.08, "end": 4524.0, "text": " So Nico Nico Senpai says of course he wants to fight social mouth why not fight someone you could actually lose to like Rob"}, {"start": 4525.400000000001, "end": 4528.56, "text": " True why don't you fight Rob dick because I I could never hit him"}, {"start": 4529.4800000000005, "end": 4534.52, "text": " Ever well, I heard he doesn't even have a working elbow man. That's true. I have one arm"}, {"start": 4534.52, "end": 4539.52, "text": " But think about it, if I beat your ass with one arm, it's a lose-lose."}, {"start": 4539.52, "end": 4541.52, "text": " You know what, in the Disney movie, if y'all had a fight,"}, {"start": 4541.52, "end": 4545.52, "text": " Nick would start punching the elbow and targeting your weak spot."}, {"start": 4545.52, "end": 4547.52, "text": " But the fight would be a lose-lose."}, {"start": 4547.52, "end": 4549.52, "text": " The loose-to-me lose-to could lose."}, {"start": 4549.52, "end": 4551.52, "text": " The loose-to-me would be the first throw."}, {"start": 4551.52, "end": 4552.52, "text": " Could y'all sort of call it?"}, {"start": 4552.52, "end": 4553.52, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4553.52, "end": 4554.52, "text": " And bigger in general."}, {"start": 4554.52, "end": 4557.52, "text": " But I'll cheat to win. I like punching the balls or something."}, {"start": 4557.52, "end": 4559.52, "text": " Drive elbows to more tapes."}, {"start": 4559.52, "end": 4561.52, "text": " If that's possible."}, {"start": 4561.52, "end": 4562.52, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4564.52, "end": 4565.52, "text": " This looks good."}, {"start": 4569.52, "end": 4573.52, "text": " So I had a thought the other day, and I was wondering if we're at that point, but..."}, {"start": 4573.52, "end": 4574.52, "text": " Yeah, let's do about it."}, {"start": 4574.52, "end": 4575.52, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 4577.52, "end": 4581.52, "text": " Okay, it seems like Aiden Ross community is an example, or even Kaisa that community, whatever."}, {"start": 4581.52, "end": 4587.52, "text": " If I were to play, say, like, Lincoln Park and Rise Against, would it make that as boomer music?"}, {"start": 4587.52, "end": 4588.52, "text": " Yes, 100%."}, {"start": 4588.52, "end": 4589.52, "text": " 100%."}, {"start": 4589.52, "end": 4590.52, "text": " That's boomer music?"}, {"start": 4590.52, "end": 4591.52, "text": " It is, yeah."}, {"start": 4591.52, "end": 4592.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4592.52, "end": 4593.52, "text": " It is, yeah."}, {"start": 4593.52, "end": 4598.52, "text": " Okay, on YouTube now they have Gen Z reacts to Linkin Park."}, {"start": 4598.52, "end": 4599.72, "text": " None of them have ever heard it."}, {"start": 4599.72, "end": 4602.56, "text": " And they're like, okay, this is pretty good."}, {"start": 4602.56, "end": 4604.280000000001, "text": " I've never heard this before."}, {"start": 4604.280000000001, "end": 4606.280000000001, "text": " Shut the fuck up, are you serious?"}, {"start": 4606.280000000001, "end": 4609.0, "text": " I didn't, do I have to adjust this?"}, {"start": 4609.0, "end": 4611.0, "text": " That's old person music though?"}, {"start": 4611.0, "end": 4612.280000000001, "text": " Um, is it just like that?"}, {"start": 4612.280000000001, "end": 4613.120000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4613.120000000001, "end": 4613.96, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 4613.96, "end": 4614.68, "text": " It is, it is."}, {"start": 4614.68, "end": 4615.52, "text": " It is not."}, {"start": 4619.200000000001, "end": 4621.320000000001, "text": " Like, no, like Swing Low Sweet Chariot,"}, {"start": 4621.320000000001, "end": 4622.88, "text": " like from the fucking 60s."}, {"start": 4622.88, "end": 4624.88, "text": " That's old person music. You think that's from the 60s?"}, {"start": 4624.88, "end": 4626.88, "text": " From the 30s."}, {"start": 4626.88, "end": 4628.88, "text": " From the 1600s."}, {"start": 4628.88, "end": 4630.88, "text": " That's the slave song."}, {"start": 4630.88, "end": 4632.88, "text": " Yeah, yeah. So that's old."}, {"start": 4632.88, "end": 4634.88, "text": " Or I don't know, Tom Jones."}, {"start": 4634.88, "end": 4636.88, "text": " We can take that. I mean, it's a classic."}, {"start": 4636.88, "end": 4638.88, "text": " You know Tom Jones? You know about him."}, {"start": 4638.88, "end": 4640.88, "text": " You know, he's part of my family."}, {"start": 4640.88, "end": 4642.88, "text": " What? My aunt is Mary J's son."}, {"start": 4642.88, "end": 4644.88, "text": " Wait, no way."}, {"start": 4644.88, "end": 4646.88, "text": " Did Carlton dance? Yeah, Tom Jones?"}, {"start": 4646.88, "end": 4648.88, "text": " My aunt on my dance side is Mary J's son."}, {"start": 4648.88, "end": 4650.88, "text": " Okay, we're talking about Tom Jones, not Carlton, right?"}, {"start": 4650.88, "end": 4655.88, "text": " The White Tom Jones. Well, you said the Carlton dance, but that's the song."}, {"start": 4655.88, "end": 4659.88, "text": " It is. Yeah. Wait. That's part of my family."}, {"start": 4659.88, "end": 4663.88, "text": " Yeah. So think about it this way."}, {"start": 4663.88, "end": 4669.88, "text": " When we were in like the early 2000s, 1980s music was oldie station."}, {"start": 4669.88, "end": 4674.88, "text": " ACDC's not old. No, no, but the thing I'm saying is like, theoretically, like..."}, {"start": 4674.88, "end": 4679.6, "text": " the weights yeah where are the weights this is we're talking like this is 90s"}, {"start": 4679.6, "end": 4685.76, "text": " get that was like 2000s I think you need a 45 yeah the 2000s in retrospect is"}, {"start": 4685.76, "end": 4693.96, "text": " like oldies no it's not yes it is no it's not it's 30 years old it's not it's"}, {"start": 4693.96, "end": 4697.6, "text": " not okay for it to be old because it's like you walk away motherfucking tin get"}, {"start": 4697.6, "end": 4703.72, "text": " that tin off the fucking fine fuck it's 10 pounds gonna do but I must say the"}, {"start": 4703.72, "end": 4708.88, "text": " taste kids as in music today that is worse than what we were listening to"}, {"start": 4708.88, "end": 4712.780000000001, "text": " I mean I'm saying like what are the what is their songs what are their songs it's"}, {"start": 4712.780000000001, "end": 4716.38, "text": " it's fun I was I don't know I don't know I'm rapping"}, {"start": 4716.38, "end": 4721.4400000000005, "text": " this is the better music from today"}, {"start": 4721.4400000000005, "end": 4725.18, "text": " exactly they don't have anything so you can't call Lincoln Park old because"}, {"start": 4725.18, "end": 4727.96, "text": " it's like the only one of the good things left"}, {"start": 4727.96, "end": 4728.96, "text": " They could be good and old."}, {"start": 4728.96, "end": 4729.96, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4729.96, "end": 4730.96, "text": " They could be good and old."}, {"start": 4730.96, "end": 4731.96, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 4731.96, "end": 4732.96, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4732.96, "end": 4733.96, "text": " They sound like the old soul music."}, {"start": 4733.96, "end": 4734.96, "text": " Dude, those songs are babies."}, {"start": 4734.96, "end": 4737.64, "text": " Do they say like an old song from Drake?"}, {"start": 4737.64, "end": 4738.64, "text": " They call that old?"}, {"start": 4738.64, "end": 4739.64, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4739.64, "end": 4740.64, "text": " God's plan is old."}, {"start": 4740.64, "end": 4742.14, "text": " God's plan is old?"}, {"start": 4742.14, "end": 4743.14, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4743.14, "end": 4744.14, "text": " That was last week."}, {"start": 4744.14, "end": 4745.14, "text": " Hell no, it wasn't."}, {"start": 4745.14, "end": 4746.14, "text": " Was it not?"}, {"start": 4746.14, "end": 4747.14, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 4747.14, "end": 4748.14, "text": " That's 2000 fucking years old."}, {"start": 4748.14, "end": 4749.14, "text": " I don't even like that song."}, {"start": 4749.14, "end": 4750.14, "text": " That song sucked ass."}, {"start": 4750.14, "end": 4751.14, "text": " Let's ask Juliana."}, {"start": 4751.14, "end": 4752.14, "text": " They were five years old."}, {"start": 4752.14, "end": 4753.64, "text": " What was God's plan earlier this time, Drake?"}, {"start": 4753.64, "end": 4754.64, "text": " I hate it."}, {"start": 4754.64, "end": 4755.64, "text": " I hate perspective."}, {"start": 4755.64, "end": 4756.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4756.64, "end": 4757.64, "text": " Ghost time."}, {"start": 4757.64, "end": 4762.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, hold on what we do am I in my next yes, I can't do that. You can try it try it try it. I"}, {"start": 4764.4400000000005, "end": 4766.4400000000005, "text": " Really don't know if I can do this"}, {"start": 4768.360000000001, "end": 4773.320000000001, "text": " I was feeling it with no weight. Oh you got this bro. When you listen to today's music"}, {"start": 4773.64, "end": 4777.96, "text": " It's so garbage that even fuck for both God's plans 2018 guys"}, {"start": 4777.96, "end": 4781.320000000001, "text": " We got to take these off and put on 25. I cannot be 40 hot"}, {"start": 4781.320000000001, "end": 4785.8, "text": " I'll go after chance because I feel like it's like chance to me than you than him"}, {"start": 4785.8, "end": 4790.64, "text": " All right, so we'll just do that order. All right, we need a 25"}, {"start": 4791.56, "end": 4793.56, "text": " You need a 20-step bitchin"}, {"start": 4794.72, "end": 4797.52, "text": " We're 25s. I see 25s there. Wee"}, {"start": 4798.64, "end": 4801.4400000000005, "text": " Probably at 25. I got one canoe. I mean"}, {"start": 4802.92, "end": 4804.92, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 4804.92, "end": 4806.92, "text": " Oh, you got him. We got him. We got him"}, {"start": 4809.8, "end": 4815.4400000000005, "text": " Do you think every day at the end of like when the gym is closing someone has to go around and fix all the weights?"}, {"start": 4815.8, "end": 4817.8, "text": " and put them in their appropriate places"}, {"start": 4817.8, "end": 4819.8, "text": " They're probably doing multiple rounds per day"}, {"start": 4819.8, "end": 4821.8, "text": " Yeah, I can see that"}, {"start": 4825.8, "end": 4827.8, "text": " I mean, this isn't even the worst they're making today"}, {"start": 4827.8, "end": 4829.8, "text": " It is far off the work"}, {"start": 4829.8, "end": 4831.8, "text": " So should I like the mirror on the floor?"}, {"start": 4831.8, "end": 4833.8, "text": " What's the point of that thing?"}, {"start": 4833.8, "end": 4835.8, "text": " You're too tall"}, {"start": 4835.8, "end": 4837.8, "text": " You can also re-move the chest"}, {"start": 4837.8, "end": 4839.8, "text": " Place and just sit"}, {"start": 4839.8, "end": 4841.8, "text": " without that one"}, {"start": 4841.8, "end": 4843.8, "text": " Or grab your legs there"}, {"start": 4845.8, "end": 4850.8, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 4850.8, "end": 4854.8, "text": " We should have a chance to do the grilling today."}, {"start": 4854.8, "end": 4856.8, "text": " We're teaching you how to become a man, dude."}, {"start": 4856.8, "end": 4857.8, "text": " Kill yourself, I'm not doing shit."}, {"start": 4857.8, "end": 4858.8, "text": " I'll watch."}, {"start": 4858.8, "end": 4859.8, "text": " I don't know how you're doing it."}, {"start": 4859.8, "end": 4860.8, "text": " You have to learn."}, {"start": 4860.8, "end": 4861.8, "text": " I can watch."}, {"start": 4861.8, "end": 4862.8, "text": " What time do you see that?"}, {"start": 4862.8, "end": 4863.8, "text": " Uh, six."}, {"start": 4863.8, "end": 4864.8, "text": " We have six."}, {"start": 4864.8, "end": 4866.8, "text": " We're doing the steak."}, {"start": 4866.8, "end": 4867.8, "text": " Ninety, man."}, {"start": 4867.8, "end": 4869.8, "text": " See, this isn't that old of a song."}, {"start": 4869.8, "end": 4870.8, "text": " This is 50 Cent, bro."}, {"start": 4870.8, "end": 4872.8, "text": " Yeah, 50 Cent's great."}, {"start": 4872.8, "end": 4873.8, "text": " He's still pumping this stuff up."}, {"start": 4873.8, "end": 4874.8, "text": " There's a line from the sauce."}, {"start": 4874.8, "end": 4876.8, "text": " It's 50 cents."}, {"start": 4876.8, "end": 4878.8, "text": " 50 cents? No, it's 50."}, {"start": 4878.8, "end": 4880.8, "text": " You can say that. I can't."}, {"start": 4882.8, "end": 4884.8, "text": " This isn't real."}, {"start": 4884.8, "end": 4886.8, "text": " This is the best."}, {"start": 4886.8, "end": 4888.8, "text": " Rob, you are ripping the fuck out of that one."}, {"start": 4888.8, "end": 4890.8, "text": " Read a page of a Harry Potter book."}, {"start": 4890.8, "end": 4892.8, "text": " You want to see it in red?"}, {"start": 4892.8, "end": 4894.8, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 4896.8, "end": 4898.8, "text": " Two times since the start with Jim."}, {"start": 4898.8, "end": 4900.8, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 4900.8, "end": 4902.8, "text": " This is in his nature."}, {"start": 4904.8, "end": 4907.68, "text": " Oh fuck I'm dead"}, {"start": 4909.18, "end": 4915.88, "text": " Rob that was so easy for you. No, it wasn't really I larked it. I made it look easy. Let me try I suffered I"}, {"start": 4917.04, "end": 4922.02, "text": " Think you can just put it up okay, but it makes this run. I mean, it's tasty. Let me taste it"}, {"start": 4927.320000000001, "end": 4929.320000000001, "text": " Moves your head I"}, {"start": 4929.32, "end": 4932.4, "text": " I think it's actually one of the best reps."}, {"start": 4932.4, "end": 4934.5599999999995, "text": " This is the most insane paragraph."}, {"start": 4934.5599999999995, "end": 4935.5599999999995, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4935.5599999999995, "end": 4936.5599999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4936.5599999999995, "end": 4937.5599999999995, "text": " And he said ask Knut."}, {"start": 4937.5599999999995, "end": 4938.5599999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4938.5599999999995, "end": 4940.5599999999995, "text": " I don't know if I'm about to say something."}, {"start": 4940.5599999999995, "end": 4941.5599999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4941.5599999999995, "end": 4942.5599999999995, "text": " Read this Knut."}, {"start": 4942.5599999999995, "end": 4943.5599999999995, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 4943.5599999999995, "end": 4948.5599999999995, "text": " I was just told that the young black woman found his mother."}, {"start": 4948.5599999999995, "end": 4951.04, "text": " Do you know what he said?"}, {"start": 4951.04, "end": 4952.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4952.04, "end": 4958.08, "text": " So this kid said ask Knut what his thoughts are on the young black woman they found"}, {"start": 4958.08, "end": 4963.62, "text": " Hanging from a tree behind an abandoned house in Mississippi making headlines"}, {"start": 4976.72, "end": 4981.78, "text": " I don't know I had my phone I was like why are they saying ask Canute about this this"}, {"start": 4988.08, "end": 4990.08, "text": " That is insane."}, {"start": 4990.08, "end": 4995.08, "text": " What are you doing in your free time?"}, {"start": 4995.08, "end": 5000.08, "text": " Hanging around, man."}, {"start": 5000.08, "end": 5005.08, "text": " You still play hockey, Nick?"}, {"start": 5005.08, "end": 5006.08, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5006.08, "end": 5007.08, "text": " Every day?"}, {"start": 5007.08, "end": 5008.08, "text": " Every Sunday."}, {"start": 5008.08, "end": 5009.08, "text": " Is your team win?"}, {"start": 5009.08, "end": 5010.08, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5010.08, "end": 5012.08, "text": " What do you mean by yep?"}, {"start": 5012.08, "end": 5013.08, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5013.08, "end": 5014.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5014.08, "end": 5015.08, "text": " Very good."}, {"start": 5015.08, "end": 5016.08, "text": " What do you mean by yes?"}, {"start": 5016.08, "end": 5017.08, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 5017.08, "end": 5018.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5018.08, "end": 5019.08, "text": " Very different."}, {"start": 5019.08, "end": 5021.08, "text": " I got inspired by your play the horse game."}, {"start": 5021.08, "end": 5022.08, "text": " Oh you played that tower defense?"}, {"start": 5022.08, "end": 5025.08, "text": " How far did you get?"}, {"start": 5025.08, "end": 5027.08, "text": " I don't know the name of the..."}, {"start": 5027.08, "end": 5029.08, "text": " You described the match."}, {"start": 5029.08, "end": 5032.08, "text": " I finished the one that looks like a roater coming in."}, {"start": 5032.08, "end": 5033.08, "text": " I think I know."}, {"start": 5033.08, "end": 5035.08, "text": " So you did like four levels?"}, {"start": 5035.08, "end": 5036.08, "text": " Not more."}, {"start": 5036.08, "end": 5037.08, "text": " Oh you might be farther."}, {"start": 5037.08, "end": 5038.08, "text": " I didn't get that one."}, {"start": 5038.08, "end": 5040.08, "text": " You were about the same as me."}, {"start": 5040.08, "end": 5044.08, "text": " What was your favorite tower?"}, {"start": 5044.08, "end": 5048.88, "text": " The gunner probably because it's busted it's early tower so it gets the strongest"}, {"start": 5048.88, "end": 5055.16, "text": " I wanted to play it yesterday, but I got distracted by something. Oh my gosh. Same. It's actually a point. I'm gonna become a gameplay streamer"}, {"start": 5055.36, "end": 5061.68, "text": " You are yeah, why I want to do that now. I mean, okay, so what are you okay?"}, {"start": 5061.88, "end": 5065.5199999999995, "text": " You are on stream right now. Yeah, you need to boot up a game. Yeah, what is it?"}, {"start": 5066.12, "end": 5068.94, "text": " PUBG's like you'll this ah your channel's dead"}, {"start": 5070.36, "end": 5072.72, "text": " You just killed your channel for the day. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 5072.72, "end": 5084.4400000000005, "text": " I think people are kind of getting in tune with the fact that no game is going to last"}, {"start": 5084.4400000000005, "end": 5086.8, "text": " more than a week so why bother?"}, {"start": 5086.8, "end": 5087.8, "text": " True."}, {"start": 5087.8, "end": 5092.360000000001, "text": " I mean we were playing Miss Fall Hunters and Vicky and I were like autistically bragging"}, {"start": 5092.360000000001, "end": 5094.76, "text": " like top 20 in the world but I'm not even good."}, {"start": 5094.76, "end": 5097.4400000000005, "text": " That's how much we played."}, {"start": 5097.4400000000005, "end": 5101.16, "text": " And yeah I'm sitting here like this I'm checking Steam player count and I'm watching"}, {"start": 5101.16, "end": 5106.099999999999, "text": " it drop and I'm like it's happening again no game lasts longer than we are"}, {"start": 5106.099999999999, "end": 5113.84, "text": " creators our creators lasted a while that's true but is it dead now yeah okay"}, {"start": 5113.84, "end": 5117.28, "text": " see the normie fan base hasn't really caught up with the fact that games"}, {"start": 5117.28, "end": 5122.2, "text": " inevitably just fucking die now well that will last it for a while wow yeah"}, {"start": 5122.2, "end": 5123.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5123.2, "end": 5134.46, "text": " And I kinda like that when like new versions of games came out, like, I feel like Riot games"}, {"start": 5134.46, "end": 5139.0, "text": " like killed new games because they basically made it so you just release karma updates"}, {"start": 5139.0, "end": 5141.12, "text": " and just make money off microtransactions."}, {"start": 5141.12, "end": 5147.12, "text": " Yeah, but like that fucked up a lot, like, they'll never be another mobile game, right?"}, {"start": 5147.12, "end": 5149.12, "text": " It's just how it works."}, {"start": 5149.12, "end": 5151.32, "text": " They're gonna do that and they're smart to do that."}, {"start": 5151.32, "end": 5152.28, "text": " I hate that, though."}, {"start": 5152.28, "end": 5153.759999999999, "text": " I feel like that makes me suck."}, {"start": 5153.759999999999, "end": 5155.679999999999, "text": " Missful 100 and I'd still have 30k."}, {"start": 5155.679999999999, "end": 5158.12, "text": " They're all Chinese bots."}, {"start": 5158.12, "end": 5160.48, "text": " Like, I queue up and every other team"}, {"start": 5160.48, "end": 5163.08, "text": " is a Chinese bot trying to feed their family."}, {"start": 5163.08, "end": 5164.12, "text": " I think you're on 55."}, {"start": 5164.12, "end": 5166.32, "text": " And it's frustrating, because they don't even play the game."}, {"start": 5166.32, "end": 5168.759999999999, "text": " They just run from you."}, {"start": 5168.759999999999, "end": 5172.08, "text": " Like, their whole build is smoke bomb and invisibility."}, {"start": 5172.08, "end": 5173.88, "text": " Zero combat spells."}, {"start": 5173.88, "end": 5175.48, "text": " They don't even kill PvE."}, {"start": 5175.48, "end": 5177.799999999999, "text": " They just loot things and then hide and sell."}, {"start": 5177.799999999999, "end": 5178.679999999999, "text": " You're up."}, {"start": 5178.68, "end": 5182.26, "text": " If you don't feel that good time, you should play through Souls game."}, {"start": 5182.26, "end": 5183.26, "text": " Dark Souls?"}, {"start": 5183.26, "end": 5189.68, "text": " I mean, women too haven't done them yet, because they're so old that might be a little..."}, {"start": 5189.68, "end": 5193.06, "text": " I do mechanics, so the games aren't as good as the newer ones."}, {"start": 5193.06, "end": 5194.06, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 5194.06, "end": 5196.56, "text": " Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne..."}, {"start": 5196.56, "end": 5200.76, "text": " You wanna hear my strategy for me being a gameplay streamer?"}, {"start": 5200.76, "end": 5204.88, "text": " Okay, so this is Instagram that I made with Patchy a while ago?"}, {"start": 5204.88, "end": 5206.68, "text": " Oh god, it bad start."}, {"start": 5206.68, "end": 5207.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5207.68, "end": 5211.6, "text": " gameplay streamer instagram hold on hold on chance stay with me now okay damn it"}, {"start": 5211.6, "end": 5215.4400000000005, "text": " some the little bit more up towards me some the little bit up from the dare"}, {"start": 5215.4400000000005, "end": 5222.16, "text": " yeah okay all right so this is what I want to do let's"}, {"start": 5222.16, "end": 5227.84, "text": " say I'm playing an arc raiders every time I get a kill an arc raiders this is"}, {"start": 5227.84, "end": 5231.200000000001, "text": " what would happen a camera would flip the heart of like this"}, {"start": 5231.2, "end": 5233.2, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 5235.96, "end": 5238.32, "text": " You just do that over and over again. Sorry sorry sorry"}, {"start": 5239.72, "end": 5241.88, "text": " Every time we I got a kill you just do this"}, {"start": 5243.88, "end": 5245.88, "text": " You wouldn't tell me I want to get a lot of views doing that"}, {"start": 5246.639999999999, "end": 5250.54, "text": " They're gonna get a lot of you the people that don't give a fuck about your gameplay"}, {"start": 5251.48, "end": 5253.48, "text": " Every time I get a kill shoot us do this"}, {"start": 5255.24, "end": 5257.24, "text": " Every kill I"}, {"start": 5257.8, "end": 5260.92, "text": " Mean no no your channel is dead. Why?"}, {"start": 5261.2, "end": 5266.599999999999, "text": " Because you're only gonna farm gooners. Remember ninja? Yeah, that was for kids"}, {"start": 5267.96, "end": 5270.92, "text": " That's true for gaming you got to get the kids"}, {"start": 5272.32, "end": 5275.76, "text": " So you're gonna have catchy do like a sexy dance to farm children"}, {"start": 5277.24, "end": 5280.16, "text": " Hey, man, they come they come in one way"}, {"start": 5281.24, "end": 5285.639999999999, "text": " the channel the channel to the channel guys oh"}, {"start": 5287.44, "end": 5289.44, "text": " My they got a million by my Instagram"}, {"start": 5291.2, "end": 5296.2, "text": " I'm telling you Nick, if you want viewers to view, just farm this."}, {"start": 5296.2, "end": 5298.2, "text": " What do you mean farm this?"}, {"start": 5298.2, "end": 5299.2, "text": " Because they're fast."}, {"start": 5299.2, "end": 5301.2, "text": " And that is so right."}, {"start": 5301.2, "end": 5303.2, "text": " So, they're commuting to your path faster than mine."}, {"start": 5303.2, "end": 5304.2, "text": " It's insane."}, {"start": 5304.2, "end": 5305.2, "text": " But it's lost."}, {"start": 5305.2, "end": 5306.2, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 5306.2, "end": 5309.2, "text": " If you want to be a gameplay streamer and you want to do the Instagram route,"}, {"start": 5309.2, "end": 5311.2, "text": " you need to log in to NBA2K."}, {"start": 5311.2, "end": 5313.2, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 5313.2, "end": 5314.2, "text": " Maybe burn peanut."}, {"start": 5314.2, "end": 5316.2, "text": " Get like an annoying orange avatar."}, {"start": 5316.2, "end": 5318.2, "text": " When you turn off your stream."}, {"start": 5318.2, "end": 5319.2, "text": " I can do that."}, {"start": 5319.2, "end": 5320.2, "text": " How do you do that?"}, {"start": 5320.2, "end": 5321.76, "text": " They're all going to leave."}, {"start": 5321.76, "end": 5322.96, "text": " Why would they leave?"}, {"start": 5322.96, "end": 5325.44, "text": " Because you're not playing any games."}, {"start": 5325.44, "end": 5326.44, "text": " I'm going to play a game."}, {"start": 5326.44, "end": 5330.72, "text": " Yeah, but you're going to be having catch you do a sexy dance whole time."}, {"start": 5330.72, "end": 5333.04, "text": " Your community is going to be like, I don't want to be around this."}, {"start": 5333.04, "end": 5336.04, "text": " I get a bunch of gooners like, whoa, show catch you do this."}, {"start": 5336.04, "end": 5338.88, "text": " You get like a five kill streak and no one will even know what's going on."}, {"start": 5338.88, "end": 5341.5599999999995, "text": " What's the goal for your gaming channel?"}, {"start": 5341.5599999999995, "end": 5342.5599999999995, "text": " You try to be funny?"}, {"start": 5342.5599999999995, "end": 5343.5599999999995, "text": " Are you trying to be pro?"}, {"start": 5343.5599999999995, "end": 5344.5599999999995, "text": " I want to make money."}, {"start": 5344.5599999999995, "end": 5345.5599999999995, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5345.5599999999995, "end": 5346.5599999999995, "text": " What's money?"}, {"start": 5346.56, "end": 5348.56, "text": " What's next?"}, {"start": 5348.56, "end": 5350.56, "text": " I mean, it's how it goes."}, {"start": 5350.56, "end": 5352.56, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 5352.56, "end": 5354.56, "text": " You just win, right?"}, {"start": 5354.56, "end": 5356.56, "text": " Find the game that you subbed."}, {"start": 5356.56, "end": 5358.56, "text": " You can't find the pro to coach you in it"}, {"start": 5358.56, "end": 5360.56, "text": " and go from bottom to top."}, {"start": 5360.56, "end": 5362.56, "text": " Oh my god, you're an idiot."}, {"start": 5362.56, "end": 5364.56, "text": " There is a game that you can play."}, {"start": 5364.56, "end": 5366.56, "text": " What? Star Citizen."}, {"start": 5366.56, "end": 5368.56, "text": " I mean, go ahead, Nick."}, {"start": 5368.56, "end": 5370.56, "text": " Okay, I'll do Star Citizen."}, {"start": 5370.56, "end": 5372.56, "text": " What do you do in Star Citizen?"}, {"start": 5372.56, "end": 5374.56, "text": " What is dumb question?"}, {"start": 5374.56, "end": 5379.02, "text": " like don't you just sit there and like that's such a dumb question what do you"}, {"start": 5379.02, "end": 5385.3, "text": " do you I'm not gonna you spend 50 grand on a ship you sit on it and then the game"}, {"start": 5385.3, "end": 5389.820000000001, "text": " crashes Nick will not answer that dumb question because you can't because the"}, {"start": 5389.820000000001, "end": 5393.5, "text": " game is bad you're right you know you start this is you are amongst the stars"}, {"start": 5393.5, "end": 5401.06, "text": " and that's all you need to know it's not all you know maybe for you what do"}, {"start": 5401.06, "end": 5404.06, "text": " What do you do in Star... What a question!"}, {"start": 5404.06, "end": 5406.06, "text": " What do you do in World of Warcraft?"}, {"start": 5406.06, "end": 5408.06, "text": " You kill raid bots, you farm a little..."}, {"start": 5408.06, "end": 5410.06, "text": " Well we don't have that in Star Citizen."}, {"start": 5410.06, "end": 5413.06, "text": " Yeah, I know you don't. You buy boats and you call it a day."}, {"start": 5413.06, "end": 5416.06, "text": " They're ships, but yeah, it's the same fucking thing."}, {"start": 5416.06, "end": 5418.06, "text": " Yeah, I bet it drives like a boat."}, {"start": 5418.06, "end": 5420.06, "text": " Do you know what zero gravity feels like?"}, {"start": 5420.06, "end": 5422.06, "text": " No, I don't, neither do you."}, {"start": 5422.06, "end": 5424.06, "text": " No, you don't. You know what? I would make a sub-boat."}, {"start": 5424.06, "end": 5426.06, "text": " Chance and Nick Star Citizen."}, {"start": 5426.06, "end": 5429.06, "text": " You know what? How about I just jump in a pool and tell you what zero gravity feels like?"}, {"start": 5429.06, "end": 5432.5, "text": " It's just about the same. There's a reason why astronauts train underwater."}, {"start": 5432.5, "end": 5435.3, "text": " Do they? Yes, they do."}, {"start": 5435.3, "end": 5439.1, "text": " Wouldn't you say there's more water pressure on the wires to grab these more?"}, {"start": 5439.1, "end": 5443.1, "text": " What are you saying right now? The more down you go the more water pressure is to grab these little bit heavier."}, {"start": 5443.1, "end": 5446.700000000001, "text": " Yes, but that's why I don't go that deep. So then we try that hard to do that."}, {"start": 5446.700000000001, "end": 5449.700000000001, "text": " You should do that."}, {"start": 5449.700000000001, "end": 5453.06, "text": " Yeah, look at my 14mm."}, {"start": 5453.06, "end": 5456.700000000001, "text": " Wait, see me that's like we're posting a mountain channel."}, {"start": 5456.7, "end": 5459.78, "text": " Yo, we comparing clip farming and some pairing?"}, {"start": 5459.78, "end": 5461.7, "text": " Dude, these guys are like watching clip farming."}, {"start": 5461.7, "end": 5463.2, "text": " I actually wanted to get you here and study."}, {"start": 5463.2, "end": 5463.7, "text": " Did I, Jesse?"}, {"start": 5463.7, "end": 5464.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5464.7, "end": 5466.7, "text": " We're having a Jesse."}, {"start": 5466.7, "end": 5469.7, "text": " And then I actually want to lose him."}, {"start": 5469.7, "end": 5473.7, "text": " Just because I need to help you, I remember last time I got my blood pressure back."}, {"start": 5473.7, "end": 5475.7, "text": " Me too, Jesse."}, {"start": 5475.7, "end": 5477.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5477.7, "end": 5479.7, "text": " Okay, I have an idea."}, {"start": 5479.7, "end": 5481.7, "text": " Is that your plan to hit lurking here?"}, {"start": 5481.7, "end": 5482.7, "text": " Off six years?"}, {"start": 5482.7, "end": 5483.7, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5483.7, "end": 5485.7, "text": " I thought that was yours."}, {"start": 5485.7, "end": 5487.7, "text": " I can't think of the bottom of this here without a grub."}, {"start": 5487.7, "end": 5489.7, "text": " I want to remember the feeling."}, {"start": 5489.7, "end": 5491.7, "text": " You have that side music."}, {"start": 5491.7, "end": 5493.7, "text": " Nick, you have a waste of lift."}, {"start": 5493.7, "end": 5494.7, "text": " Watch and lift."}, {"start": 5494.7, "end": 5495.7, "text": " That's how it works."}, {"start": 5495.7, "end": 5496.7, "text": " It is how it works."}, {"start": 5496.7, "end": 5497.7, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 5497.7, "end": 5498.7, "text": " We've got cooking to do."}, {"start": 5498.7, "end": 5501.7, "text": " Hey, Nick, can we be respectful to Mr. Chance's..."}, {"start": 5501.7, "end": 5503.7, "text": " You're ruling us, by the way."}, {"start": 5503.7, "end": 5504.7, "text": " I saw the..."}, {"start": 5504.7, "end": 5506.7, "text": " I saw the cooking."}, {"start": 5506.7, "end": 5508.7, "text": " Especially on this machine."}, {"start": 5508.7, "end": 5509.7, "text": " That's a good video."}, {"start": 5509.7, "end": 5510.7, "text": " This is the machine?"}, {"start": 5510.7, "end": 5511.7, "text": " Hey, man."}, {"start": 5511.7, "end": 5512.7, "text": " That's a good video."}, {"start": 5512.7, "end": 5523.7, "text": " Who's your favorite rapper, Nick?"}, {"start": 5523.7, "end": 5524.7, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 5524.7, "end": 5526.7, "text": " Who's your favorite rapper?"}, {"start": 5526.7, "end": 5527.7, "text": " He said shut up."}, {"start": 5527.7, "end": 5528.7, "text": " I don't know that guy."}, {"start": 5528.7, "end": 5534.7, "text": " The only rapper I know is like Eminem and 50 Cent."}, {"start": 5534.7, "end": 5535.7, "text": " Same."}, {"start": 5535.7, "end": 5536.7, "text": " I'm old school."}, {"start": 5536.7, "end": 5537.7, "text": " Is Drake a rapper?"}, {"start": 5537.7, "end": 5538.7, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 5538.7, "end": 5539.7, "text": " Is he like Alice Gambino?"}, {"start": 5539.7, "end": 5540.7, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5540.7, "end": 5549.86, "text": " Vanilla ice and the best rap album is the Chrome x 2001."}, {"start": 5549.86, "end": 5550.86, "text": " No doubt."}, {"start": 5550.86, "end": 5551.86, "text": " Is that Lil Wayne?"}, {"start": 5551.86, "end": 5552.86, "text": " Dr. Dre."}, {"start": 5552.86, "end": 5553.86, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 5553.86, "end": 5554.86, "text": " Dr. Dre."}, {"start": 5554.86, "end": 5555.86, "text": " All Dr. Dre songs are the best."}, {"start": 5555.86, "end": 5556.86, "text": " Wait, you like rap?"}, {"start": 5556.86, "end": 5557.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5557.86, "end": 5558.86, "text": " I thought you were racist."}, {"start": 5558.86, "end": 5559.86, "text": " Can I be at both?"}, {"start": 5559.86, "end": 5560.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5560.86, "end": 5561.86, "text": " I'm still in the culture and still in the way."}, {"start": 5561.86, "end": 5562.86, "text": " Where is your that one a little bit later on the forums?"}, {"start": 5562.86, "end": 5563.86, "text": " Here, you're up next."}, {"start": 5563.86, "end": 5564.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5564.86, "end": 5567.259999999999, "text": " We'll turn and steal your legs."}, {"start": 5567.259999999999, "end": 5569.46, "text": " We'll use you that one a little bit later on the forums."}, {"start": 5569.46, "end": 5570.66, "text": " Here, you're up next."}, {"start": 5570.66, "end": 5572.86, "text": " Oh, does your chat say base?"}, {"start": 5572.86, "end": 5573.86, "text": " Would people say stuff like that?"}, {"start": 5573.86, "end": 5574.86, "text": " Yeah, well, let's go look."}, {"start": 5574.86, "end": 5575.86, "text": " Do what they're saying."}, {"start": 5575.86, "end": 5577.86, "text": " No, no, no, no, just lol."}, {"start": 5577.86, "end": 5578.86, "text": " Are you doing this?"}, {"start": 5578.86, "end": 5579.86, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 5579.86, "end": 5580.86, "text": " Anything racist I was on my stream,"}, {"start": 5580.86, "end": 5581.86, "text": " my chat always spam is base."}, {"start": 5581.86, "end": 5584.86, "text": " I'm like, bro, it looks so bad."}, {"start": 5584.86, "end": 5585.86, "text": " Look bad to who, man?"}, {"start": 5585.86, "end": 5586.86, "text": " We're not getting any new viewers."}, {"start": 5586.86, "end": 5587.86, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 5587.86, "end": 5588.86, "text": " That's not true."}, {"start": 5588.86, "end": 5589.86, "text": " That's not true."}, {"start": 5589.86, "end": 5590.86, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 5590.86, "end": 5591.86, "text": " I was plus 85 followers today, actually,"}, {"start": 5591.86, "end": 5592.86, "text": " and they were all Rob viewers,"}, {"start": 5592.86, "end": 5594.86, "text": " Thank you Rob for the followers."}, {"start": 5594.86, "end": 5595.86, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 5595.86, "end": 5596.86, "text": " Transaction."}, {"start": 5596.86, "end": 5597.86, "text": " Complete."}, {"start": 5597.86, "end": 5598.86, "text": " That's been nice."}, {"start": 5598.86, "end": 5599.86, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 5599.86, "end": 5602.86, "text": " Not without the Dray."}, {"start": 5602.86, "end": 5603.86, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 5603.86, "end": 5604.86, "text": " I love Dray."}, {"start": 5604.86, "end": 5605.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5605.86, "end": 5610.259999999999, "text": " Everything, like, I like the Wu-Tang songs, or Wu-Tang fan songs are great."}, {"start": 5610.259999999999, "end": 5614.0199999999995, "text": " I love the Eminem songs too, they're always good."}, {"start": 5614.0199999999995, "end": 5615.5, "text": " I don't like modern rap."}, {"start": 5615.5, "end": 5617.86, "text": " Modern rap is horrible, and I can't believe it still."}, {"start": 5617.86, "end": 5621.86, "text": " Like, I thought it would kind of die off at the same rate as Dubstep or The Fortified."}, {"start": 5621.86, "end": 5629.299999999999, "text": " The dubstep is kind of iffy now, but mumble rap is still kicking hard, and it makes no"}, {"start": 5629.299999999999, "end": 5630.299999999999, "text": " sense to me."}, {"start": 5630.299999999999, "end": 5636.66, "text": " You don't have to listen to big L, the ending, that's a good one."}, {"start": 5636.66, "end": 5637.66, "text": " What's like your main genre?"}, {"start": 5637.66, "end": 5638.66, "text": " I guess it's like new metal, huh?"}, {"start": 5638.66, "end": 5640.66, "text": " Like you're a new metal guy."}, {"start": 5640.66, "end": 5641.66, "text": " Am I?"}, {"start": 5641.66, "end": 5642.66, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5642.66, "end": 5643.66, "text": " I have moments."}, {"start": 5643.66, "end": 5647.66, "text": " Have you ever listened to modern day metal?"}, {"start": 5647.66, "end": 5648.66, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 5648.66, "end": 5654.98, "text": " Maybe like you would like it with the music piece that you have modern day metal is really good actually I might I did my time"}, {"start": 5654.98, "end": 5657.3, "text": " And I went out so abusive"}, {"start": 5657.94, "end": 5661.84, "text": " It doesn't cut it's a great song so vibrant the record name"}, {"start": 5665.7, "end": 5668.98, "text": " Modern metal is like pop music with a heavy metal breakdown in the middle"}, {"start": 5668.98, "end": 5674.66, "text": " I might cringe out of the bit it sounds really good. I bet some of it is I just"}, {"start": 5674.66, "end": 5677.18, "text": " I mean, I don't dip my toes in new music anymore."}, {"start": 5677.18, "end": 5678.94, "text": " I'm completely turned off your toes in, bro."}, {"start": 5678.94, "end": 5682.3, "text": " Nothing, my playlist and 101X radio."}, {"start": 5683.5, "end": 5684.34, "text": " 96.7."}, {"start": 5684.34, "end": 5686.98, "text": " When was the last time you even had an orgasm?"}, {"start": 5686.98, "end": 5688.099999999999, "text": " Last night?"}, {"start": 5688.099999999999, "end": 5688.94, "text": " Hey, don't."}, {"start": 5690.38, "end": 5691.22, "text": " Big W."}, {"start": 5693.58, "end": 5695.0599999999995, "text": " So is that why you missed the meeting?"}, {"start": 5695.0599999999995, "end": 5698.3, "text": " Maybe a little bit."}, {"start": 5698.3, "end": 5699.7, "text": " They were sad not to see you."}, {"start": 5700.98, "end": 5702.82, "text": " Yeah, it's not going on the drive."}, {"start": 5702.82, "end": 5703.66, "text": " I was tired."}, {"start": 5703.66, "end": 5704.66, "text": " You have to do it later about it."}, {"start": 5704.66, "end": 5705.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5705.66, "end": 5706.66, "text": " How many are we doing?"}, {"start": 5706.66, "end": 5707.66, "text": " Is this more?"}, {"start": 5707.66, "end": 5708.66, "text": " One more rep."}, {"start": 5708.66, "end": 5709.66, "text": " One more rep."}, {"start": 5709.66, "end": 5710.66, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5710.66, "end": 5711.66, "text": " How much was I doing again?"}, {"start": 5711.66, "end": 5712.66, "text": " 25?"}, {"start": 5712.66, "end": 5713.66, "text": " 25, yeah."}, {"start": 5713.66, "end": 5715.66, "text": " And you just buried your 25 under that 45?"}, {"start": 5715.66, "end": 5716.66, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 5716.66, "end": 5717.66, "text": " What a mistake."}, {"start": 5717.66, "end": 5718.66, "text": " You got it?"}, {"start": 5718.66, "end": 5719.66, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5719.66, "end": 5720.66, "text": " What are these?"}, {"start": 5720.66, "end": 5721.66, "text": " It's actually good because this is like the one thing that's the hardest for me is"}, {"start": 5721.66, "end": 5722.66, "text": " these workouts."}, {"start": 5722.66, "end": 5723.66, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 5723.66, "end": 5724.66, "text": " I'm glad we're doing this."}, {"start": 5724.66, "end": 5725.66, "text": " Don't hurt yourself if it's too much."}, {"start": 5725.66, "end": 5726.66, "text": " No, no, I'm not hurting myself."}, {"start": 5726.66, "end": 5728.76, "text": " I think that's the hardest for me is these workouts."}, {"start": 5728.76, "end": 5729.76, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 5729.76, "end": 5730.76, "text": " I'm glad we're doing this."}, {"start": 5730.76, "end": 5731.76, "text": " Don't hurt yourself if it's too much."}, {"start": 5731.76, "end": 5732.76, "text": " No, no, I'm not hurting myself."}, {"start": 5732.76, "end": 5735.0599999999995, "text": " So what do you do in physical therapy?"}, {"start": 5735.0599999999995, "end": 5736.5599999999995, "text": " Like what do they do to you?"}, {"start": 5736.5599999999995, "end": 5737.5599999999995, "text": " Um, their therapy's great."}, {"start": 5737.5599999999995, "end": 5738.5599999999995, "text": " I've never been."}, {"start": 5738.5599999999995, "end": 5740.96, "text": " So I would go there and do a bunch of exercises."}, {"start": 5740.96, "end": 5741.96, "text": " Like?"}, {"start": 5741.96, "end": 5742.96, "text": " I actually lost a lot of weight."}, {"start": 5742.96, "end": 5747.76, "text": " Like wall push-ups, like these little like light weights and stuff, and like things"}, {"start": 5747.76, "end": 5749.16, "text": " with like rubber bands."}, {"start": 5749.16, "end": 5753.08, "text": " And then there was this guy named Gary Bees and he would like massage my arm."}, {"start": 5753.08, "end": 5757.92, "text": " And then I'd be like, man, like, does anyone like ever do these nuts joke with your name?"}, {"start": 5757.92, "end": 5760.48, "text": " And he was like, I've never heard that before."}, {"start": 5760.48, "end": 5761.48, "text": " And the nuts funny."}, {"start": 5761.48, "end": 5762.48, "text": " I was like, oh, interesting."}, {"start": 5762.48, "end": 5763.48, "text": " Was he being sarcastic?"}, {"start": 5763.48, "end": 5764.48, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5764.48, "end": 5765.48, "text": " I think he was being deadass."}, {"start": 5765.48, "end": 5769.48, "text": " But he would massage my arm and I'd sit there and be like, well, don't pop a bone."}, {"start": 5769.48, "end": 5771.48, "text": " This is like a dude touching your arm."}, {"start": 5771.48, "end": 5772.48, "text": " Like, this is weird."}, {"start": 5772.48, "end": 5773.48, "text": " You're talking to yourself?"}, {"start": 5773.48, "end": 5774.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5774.48, "end": 5775.48, "text": " Anyway."}, {"start": 5775.48, "end": 5776.48, "text": " Yeah, let's do some workouts."}, {"start": 5776.48, "end": 5777.48, "text": " Come on, guys."}, {"start": 5777.48, "end": 5778.48, "text": " Come on, what?"}, {"start": 5778.48, "end": 5780.48, "text": " Wait, you fucked him?"}, {"start": 5780.48, "end": 5782.48, "text": " No, not yet."}, {"start": 5782.4800000000005, "end": 5784.120000000001, "text": " Maybe next time."}, {"start": 5785.26, "end": 5786.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5786.1, "end": 5787.000000000001, "text": " I was joking."}, {"start": 5787.000000000001, "end": 5788.52, "text": " I actually don't like."}, {"start": 5788.52, "end": 5789.68, "text": " So you really just do workouts?"}, {"start": 5789.68, "end": 5790.52, "text": " I think you do a little bit."}, {"start": 5790.52, "end": 5792.040000000001, "text": " No, I hate men, actually."}, {"start": 5792.040000000001, "end": 5792.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5792.88, "end": 5793.92, "text": " So you just do workouts,"}, {"start": 5793.92, "end": 5795.200000000001, "text": " just whatever you do, Spanley?"}, {"start": 5795.200000000001, "end": 5796.84, "text": " You do like light workouts"}, {"start": 5796.84, "end": 5797.8, "text": " and like different things"}, {"start": 5797.8, "end": 5799.68, "text": " and then they like massage your arm."}, {"start": 5799.68, "end": 5800.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5800.52, "end": 5802.000000000001, "text": " Like some like butter, oil, shit."}, {"start": 5803.96, "end": 5804.8, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 5804.8, "end": 5805.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5805.88, "end": 5807.280000000001, "text": " And then I figured as much."}, {"start": 5807.280000000001, "end": 5808.84, "text": " You need something to pool?"}, {"start": 5808.84, "end": 5809.88, "text": " You ever go in the pool?"}, {"start": 5809.88, "end": 5810.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5810.72, "end": 5811.56, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 5811.56, "end": 5812.400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5812.400000000001, "end": 5814.4800000000005, "text": " This one's really light for it."}, {"start": 5814.4800000000005, "end": 5815.280000000001, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 5815.280000000001, "end": 5815.84, "text": " But do it slower."}, {"start": 5815.84, "end": 5816.72, "text": " The lip one is hard."}, {"start": 5816.72, "end": 5817.52, "text": " The lip one is hard."}, {"start": 5817.52, "end": 5818.6, "text": " Slower on the way down."}, {"start": 5818.6, "end": 5819.4800000000005, "text": " Hold back a little bit."}, {"start": 5819.4800000000005, "end": 5819.9800000000005, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5819.9800000000005, "end": 5821.72, "text": " Dan, your arms are so uneven and awkward."}, {"start": 5821.72, "end": 5822.72, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 5822.72, "end": 5823.68, "text": " It sucks."}, {"start": 5823.68, "end": 5824.8, "text": " It's not even sucks."}, {"start": 5824.8, "end": 5826.360000000001, "text": " So I can do about it."}, {"start": 5826.360000000001, "end": 5828.200000000001, "text": " I mean, if I can work it up."}, {"start": 5828.200000000001, "end": 5828.700000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5828.700000000001, "end": 5830.68, "text": " You just have to show him some fit in that forearm."}, {"start": 5830.68, "end": 5831.68, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 5831.68, "end": 5832.18, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5832.18, "end": 5832.8, "text": " Don't pity me."}, {"start": 5832.8, "end": 5833.56, "text": " Don't pity me."}, {"start": 5833.56, "end": 5835.400000000001, "text": " OK, I'm finishing up."}, {"start": 5835.400000000001, "end": 5836.000000000001, "text": " That was it."}, {"start": 5836.000000000001, "end": 5838.160000000001, "text": " I'm so sad, I'm so sad."}, {"start": 5838.160000000001, "end": 5840.64, "text": " I mean, you've got to cook later."}, {"start": 5840.64, "end": 5842.200000000001, "text": " For us."}, {"start": 5842.2, "end": 5843.9, "text": " Yeah, that's it."}, {"start": 5843.9, "end": 5845.22, "text": " I can't, this guy's dead."}, {"start": 5845.22, "end": 5846.0599999999995, "text": " Yeah, Nick."}, {"start": 5846.0599999999995, "end": 5846.9, "text": " Dead fish."}, {"start": 5847.74, "end": 5848.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5848.58, "end": 5849.42, "text": " Get in there."}, {"start": 5851.0599999999995, "end": 5852.0599999999995, "text": " And then we can move to the next machine."}, {"start": 5852.0599999999995, "end": 5854.22, "text": " This is our second machine today, that's it."}, {"start": 5854.22, "end": 5855.0599999999995, "text": " We're moving slow with that one."}, {"start": 5855.0599999999995, "end": 5856.46, "text": " We haven't been there for that long now,"}, {"start": 5856.46, "end": 5858.7, "text": " but since we stopped in training."}, {"start": 5858.7, "end": 5860.4, "text": " Feels like you've been here for a while, am I crazy?"}, {"start": 5860.4, "end": 5862.94, "text": " I mean, we stole a bit before."}, {"start": 5862.94, "end": 5866.34, "text": " Well, the problem is we have to put the weights"}, {"start": 5866.34, "end": 5868.099999999999, "text": " on myself and stick to the wall."}, {"start": 5868.099999999999, "end": 5868.94, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 5868.94, "end": 5869.78, "text": " 45?"}, {"start": 5869.78, "end": 5871.179999999999, "text": " Yeah, have you watched the VOD there?"}, {"start": 5871.18, "end": 5873.14, "text": " You see that most of the guys did it myself."}, {"start": 5873.14, "end": 5875.34, "text": " Well, Nick, whenever you get any credit."}, {"start": 5877.34, "end": 5879.42, "text": " Can we get help out a little bit too though?"}, {"start": 5879.42, "end": 5880.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't do shit."}, {"start": 5880.740000000001, "end": 5881.58, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 5884.58, "end": 5885.42, "text": " I mean, well."}, {"start": 5886.900000000001, "end": 5888.58, "text": " So who is this singing right now?"}, {"start": 5889.66, "end": 5890.740000000001, "text": " Sounds like Drake to me."}, {"start": 5890.740000000001, "end": 5891.58, "text": " Greg?"}, {"start": 5891.58, "end": 5892.9400000000005, "text": " Holy fuck, I'm laughing at this government."}, {"start": 5892.9400000000005, "end": 5894.26, "text": " The Jack, what?"}, {"start": 5894.26, "end": 5896.18, "text": " The Sajimo."}, {"start": 5896.18, "end": 5900.66, "text": " And that's Rob, no mute, broken, elbow, alpha."}, {"start": 5900.66, "end": 5903.98, "text": " Oh he doesn't have any of them anymore."}, {"start": 5903.98, "end": 5904.98, "text": " Do you not?"}, {"start": 5904.98, "end": 5905.98, "text": " The meta is dead."}, {"start": 5905.98, "end": 5907.139999999999, "text": " I kind of ended it."}, {"start": 5907.139999999999, "end": 5910.78, "text": " So when you play games, do you have like some random like hoe just in the corner?"}, {"start": 5910.78, "end": 5911.86, "text": " No I don't do that anymore."}, {"start": 5911.86, "end": 5912.86, "text": " You don't?"}, {"start": 5912.86, "end": 5913.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5913.86, "end": 5914.86, "text": " Oh he did not help yous anymore?"}, {"start": 5914.86, "end": 5915.86, "text": " I mean I'm sure he could."}, {"start": 5915.86, "end": 5916.86, "text": " I just don't want to do it anymore."}, {"start": 5916.86, "end": 5917.86, "text": " Fair."}, {"start": 5917.86, "end": 5919.86, "text": " I want to eventually branch out some more variety."}, {"start": 5919.86, "end": 5920.86, "text": " Fair."}, {"start": 5920.86, "end": 5922.42, "text": " I had no juice left."}, {"start": 5922.42, "end": 5924.42, "text": " We do one more back exercise."}, {"start": 5924.42, "end": 5925.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5925.42, "end": 5928.9, "text": " And that, and we're doing two sets."}, {"start": 5928.900000000001, "end": 5933.38, "text": " and then a FST 7 sets the way more."}, {"start": 5933.38, "end": 5933.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5933.88, "end": 5935.320000000001, "text": " And that's it, pull it back."}, {"start": 5935.320000000001, "end": 5937.000000000001, "text": " All right, let's go."}, {"start": 5937.000000000001, "end": 5938.6, "text": " I'm working up a sweat, baby."}, {"start": 5938.6, "end": 5939.1, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 5939.1, "end": 5941.8, "text": " You should be sweating at this point."}, {"start": 5941.8, "end": 5944.000000000001, "text": " Can you grab that 45 on the floor?"}, {"start": 5944.000000000001, "end": 5947.200000000001, "text": " Yeah, I got it."}, {"start": 5947.200000000001, "end": 5950.360000000001, "text": " Let me just think what we can do."}, {"start": 5950.360000000001, "end": 5952.160000000001, "text": " Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh."}, {"start": 5952.160000000001, "end": 5953.88, "text": " I've done high row."}, {"start": 5953.88, "end": 5956.88, "text": " This is kind of mid-fad row."}, {"start": 5956.88, "end": 5961.68, "text": " We can do a pull-down and since they're doing F-tab"}, {"start": 5961.68, "end": 5965.12, "text": " anyone in chat that knows what FST7 and set this"}, {"start": 5965.12, "end": 5967.76, "text": " FST7"}, {"start": 5967.76, "end": 5969.92, "text": " Yeah, this sounds like a concoction"}, {"start": 5969.92, "end": 5973.3, "text": " it just gets extra blood into the muscle, that's what it is"}, {"start": 5973.3, "end": 5976.3, "text": " Are we doing drugs?"}, {"start": 5976.3, "end": 5978.2, "text": " Excuse me, excuse me, toilet"}, {"start": 5978.2, "end": 5979.54, "text": " I love the song"}, {"start": 5979.54, "end": 5980.68, "text": " Makes me wanna poop"}, {"start": 5980.68, "end": 5981.9400000000005, "text": " In the song"}, {"start": 5981.9400000000005, "end": 5983.9400000000005, "text": " Let's go get a buck."}, {"start": 5983.9400000000005, "end": 5984.9400000000005, "text": " What's up next?"}, {"start": 5984.9400000000005, "end": 5986.9400000000005, "text": " Fs."}, {"start": 5986.9400000000005, "end": 5987.4400000000005, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 5987.4400000000005, "end": 5987.9400000000005, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5987.9400000000005, "end": 5988.9400000000005, "text": " We're doing drugs, apparently."}, {"start": 5988.9400000000005, "end": 5990.9400000000005, "text": " Well, when we first say, I won't be the last time, do you?"}, {"start": 5990.9400000000005, "end": 5992.9400000000005, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 5992.9400000000005, "end": 5993.9400000000005, "text": " So when is the next pod episode?"}, {"start": 5993.9400000000005, "end": 5994.9400000000005, "text": " We're going to drugs."}, {"start": 5994.9400000000005, "end": 5996.9400000000005, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5996.9400000000005, "end": 5997.9400000000005, "text": " I've been training myself."}, {"start": 5997.9400000000005, "end": 5998.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 5998.9400000000005, "end": 5999.4400000000005, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 5999.4400000000005, "end": 6004.9400000000005, "text": " See, Ben was also so tight, we can do it pull down."}, {"start": 6004.9400000000005, "end": 6008.9400000000005, "text": " So do one, not warm up, but more Peter set."}, {"start": 6008.9400000000005, "end": 6010.9400000000005, "text": " Just get used to the movement."}, {"start": 6010.9400000000005, "end": 6011.9400000000005, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 6011.9400000000005, "end": 6012.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6012.9400000000005, "end": 6019.38, "text": " So there's actually people in your church, so there's no bodybuilding, I saw one."}, {"start": 6019.38, "end": 6020.38, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 6020.38, "end": 6023.860000000001, "text": " There's in Nals, there's Siemens Kultus, Chris Bumstead."}, {"start": 6023.860000000001, "end": 6025.660000000001, "text": " So they know stuff?"}, {"start": 6025.660000000001, "end": 6030.1, "text": " Chris Bumstead is the most famous person in Christmas in the Hanse Valley."}, {"start": 6030.1, "end": 6031.1, "text": " Over Arnold Schwarzenegger?"}, {"start": 6031.1, "end": 6032.1, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6032.1, "end": 6033.900000000001, "text": " Maybe not over Arnold?"}, {"start": 6033.900000000001, "end": 6034.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, not over Arnold."}, {"start": 6034.900000000001, "end": 6038.42, "text": " But that's because Arnold has done other things, Siemens has only done fitness"}, {"start": 6038.42, "end": 6039.42, "text": " or..."}, {"start": 6039.42, "end": 6041.42, "text": " Why was he so famous for..."}, {"start": 6041.42, "end": 6042.42, "text": " I'm sure."}, {"start": 6042.42, "end": 6043.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6043.42, "end": 6044.42, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6044.42, "end": 6045.42, "text": " I was so ominous."}, {"start": 6045.42, "end": 6046.42, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 6046.42, "end": 6047.42, "text": " I'm sure."}, {"start": 6047.42, "end": 6049.42, "text": " What are we about to do here?"}, {"start": 6052.42, "end": 6054.42, "text": " Dude, do you know who Mario's put you down, Steve?"}, {"start": 6054.42, "end": 6055.42, "text": " He's bringing up Instagram."}, {"start": 6055.42, "end": 6056.42, "text": " I don't even have a name."}, {"start": 6056.42, "end": 6058.42, "text": " I don't even have a website."}, {"start": 6059.42, "end": 6062.42, "text": " Dude, that has to be the most morbid platform besides Facebook."}, {"start": 6062.42, "end": 6064.42, "text": " Yeah, it is."}, {"start": 6065.42, "end": 6068.42, "text": " This is why I was the most famous."}, {"start": 6068.42, "end": 6070.82, "text": " So everyone thinks it's the most handsome one."}, {"start": 6070.82, "end": 6073.3, "text": " Okay, so we've got a gigachat face, that's why."}, {"start": 6073.3, "end": 6074.3, "text": " Show the stream."}, {"start": 6074.3, "end": 6075.3, "text": " I'll show them."}, {"start": 6075.3, "end": 6077.3, "text": " I just see the Roblox gigachat face."}, {"start": 6077.3, "end": 6078.3, "text": " True, same."}, {"start": 6078.3, "end": 6079.3, "text": " I'm so great, man."}, {"start": 6079.3, "end": 6082.3, "text": " So that's why he's famous, is his gigachat face?"}, {"start": 6082.3, "end": 6084.8, "text": " He's Canadian, it's relatable."}, {"start": 6084.8, "end": 6085.8, "text": " He's Indian?"}, {"start": 6085.8, "end": 6086.8, "text": " Canadian."}, {"start": 6086.8, "end": 6088.3, "text": " Canadian, I see."}, {"start": 6088.3, "end": 6093.8, "text": " Like he's down, he's chill, he's not like, oh my god, he's not the type of, oh my god, I'm the best."}, {"start": 6093.8, "end": 6098.0, "text": " He's like humble dude, he has everything that makes him a likeable person."}, {"start": 6098.0, "end": 6101.36, "text": " But I feel like that has to be... it can't be that uncommon."}, {"start": 6102.4, "end": 6105.52, "text": " That's that uncommon, yes, in this circle. Holy fuck."}, {"start": 6106.16, "end": 6106.64, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 6106.64, "end": 6108.8, "text": " 40s, come on, 40s."}, {"start": 6108.8, "end": 6109.28, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6109.28, "end": 6110.4, "text": " Thank you for doing it."}, {"start": 6110.4, "end": 6111.6, "text": " How much weight am I doing here?"}, {"start": 6111.6, "end": 6111.92, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6113.2, "end": 6114.8, "text": " You can start with..."}, {"start": 6117.12, "end": 6118.24, "text": " 25."}, {"start": 6118.24, "end": 6118.72, "text": " 25."}, {"start": 6118.72, "end": 6119.6, "text": " Can you put a 25 on that?"}, {"start": 6119.6, "end": 6120.0, "text": " Yes, just..."}, {"start": 6121.84, "end": 6122.88, "text": " Have I done this machine before?"}, {"start": 6122.88, "end": 6125.12, "text": " If you see this, well, you would think this is..."}, {"start": 6125.12, "end": 6126.64, "text": " He looks like a great guy."}, {"start": 6126.64, "end": 6127.52, "text": " Yeah, he seems chill."}, {"start": 6127.52, "end": 6129.52, "text": " Again, that has to be more common there."}, {"start": 6129.52, "end": 6135.52, "text": " No, he's probably marketing and networking and posting and algorithming."}, {"start": 6135.52, "end": 6136.52, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 6136.52, "end": 6138.52, "text": " And then how many followers does that have?"}, {"start": 6138.52, "end": 6140.52, "text": " What do I do here? Just pull it down?"}, {"start": 6140.52, "end": 6144.52, "text": " Yes, just 25.7 million followers."}, {"start": 6144.52, "end": 6146.52, "text": " Am I doing this right?"}, {"start": 6146.52, "end": 6147.52, "text": " Well, it's good to know."}, {"start": 6147.52, "end": 6148.52, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 6148.52, "end": 6150.52, "text": " Just do something to get used to the momentum."}, {"start": 6150.52, "end": 6151.52, "text": " Like that? Is this it?"}, {"start": 6151.52, "end": 6156.52, "text": " But when you just pull it straight down."}, {"start": 6156.52, "end": 6163.52, "text": " You should go a little bit forward with your upper body, okay? Lean a little forward."}, {"start": 6163.52, "end": 6166.52, "text": " Lean forward and just pull straight down."}, {"start": 6166.52, "end": 6167.52, "text": " Like that?"}, {"start": 6167.52, "end": 6168.52, "text": " A little bit more, yes."}, {"start": 6168.52, "end": 6169.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6170.52, "end": 6171.52, "text": " Let me do one."}, {"start": 6171.52, "end": 6173.52, "text": " I feel like I'm going down."}, {"start": 6173.52, "end": 6175.52, "text": " I think you're swinging your arms out."}, {"start": 6175.52, "end": 6177.52, "text": " Yeah, you shouldn't go this way."}, {"start": 6177.52, "end": 6178.52, "text": " Move a little bit out."}, {"start": 6178.52, "end": 6180.52, "text": " You're doing this?"}, {"start": 6180.52, "end": 6181.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6181.52, "end": 6183.52, "text": " But the machine does that though."}, {"start": 6186.52, "end": 6191.52, "text": " is it his arms are doing it are they not? no no no it's just not"}, {"start": 6191.52, "end": 6194.52, "text": " how's it different? it's just his arms are swinging like this"}, {"start": 6194.52, "end": 6198.52, "text": " oh so never swing like that? just straight down and up"}, {"start": 6198.52, "end": 6200.52, "text": " ok"}, {"start": 6200.52, "end": 6202.52, "text": " up"}, {"start": 6204.52, "end": 6206.52, "text": " let me get this"}, {"start": 6207.52, "end": 6210.52, "text": " this is my reps, my reps, still my reps"}, {"start": 6211.52, "end": 6213.52, "text": " stay in your game"}, {"start": 6213.52, "end": 6215.52, "text": " I don't have to do it it's important"}, {"start": 6216.52, "end": 6218.52, "text": " try to hold wider"}, {"start": 6218.52, "end": 6220.52, "text": " correct?"}, {"start": 6220.52, "end": 6222.52, "text": " you're still a little little bit, you see?"}, {"start": 6222.52, "end": 6224.52, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 6224.52, "end": 6226.52, "text": " maybe it needs to..."}, {"start": 6226.52, "end": 6228.52, "text": " hahahaha"}, {"start": 6228.52, "end": 6230.52, "text": " hahahaha"}, {"start": 6230.52, "end": 6232.52, "text": " okay, sorry"}, {"start": 6232.52, "end": 6234.52, "text": " fine, let me read you just"}, {"start": 6234.52, "end": 6236.52, "text": " it was a step to the Islam"}, {"start": 6236.52, "end": 6238.52, "text": " so tell me if it's wrong"}, {"start": 6238.52, "end": 6240.52, "text": " I don't know why you're doing this"}, {"start": 6240.52, "end": 6242.52, "text": " I don't know why you're doing this"}, {"start": 6242.52, "end": 6244.52, "text": " I don't know why you're doing this"}, {"start": 6244.52, "end": 6249.52, "text": " I don't know why they're doing that guys, what is it that is doing different from me?"}, {"start": 6249.52, "end": 6251.52, "text": " It's better?"}, {"start": 6252.52, "end": 6254.52, "text": " Try to keep your elbows and shoulders."}, {"start": 6254.52, "end": 6255.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6255.52, "end": 6257.52, "text": " Yeah, there you go."}, {"start": 6257.52, "end": 6259.52, "text": " I think like that."}, {"start": 6259.52, "end": 6260.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6260.52, "end": 6262.52, "text": " You're still saying a little bit but it's not."}, {"start": 6262.52, "end": 6263.52, "text": " It's way better."}, {"start": 6263.52, "end": 6264.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6269.52, "end": 6270.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6271.52, "end": 6273.52, "text": " That's what it is there was fine."}, {"start": 6273.52, "end": 6276.96, "text": " Okay, maybe I have long fucking arms man. I don't know."}, {"start": 6277.52, "end": 6280.080000000001, "text": " You're gonna have to wait until I make you faster."}, {"start": 6280.88, "end": 6283.84, "text": " You can lower the seat possibly."}, {"start": 6284.400000000001, "end": 6285.68, "text": " I'm good, right?"}, {"start": 6288.400000000001, "end": 6290.4800000000005, "text": " So I do not flip them in."}, {"start": 6290.96, "end": 6291.76, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 6293.280000000001, "end": 6297.6, "text": " You do the chest up a little bit."}, {"start": 6297.6, "end": 6298.080000000001, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 6298.080000000001, "end": 6298.72, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 6299.360000000001, "end": 6300.72, "text": " I couldn't tie him in."}, {"start": 6300.72, "end": 6302.72, "text": " Yes, that's good."}, {"start": 6302.72, "end": 6304.72, "text": " Do you want to hear a comforting feeling?"}, {"start": 6304.72, "end": 6305.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6305.72, "end": 6309.72, "text": " The world is so big and so many people are doing so many different things."}, {"start": 6309.72, "end": 6314.72, "text": " If you ever feel like what you're doing is like a big deal it is it?"}, {"start": 6314.72, "end": 6316.72, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 6316.72, "end": 6317.72, "text": " How's that comforting?"}, {"start": 6317.72, "end": 6320.72, "text": " If you ever get like a hate threat, you can literally say to me,"}, {"start": 6320.72, "end": 6323.72, "text": " nothing you does or nothing you do matters."}, {"start": 6323.72, "end": 6325.72, "text": " That's not necessarily true because it matters to you."}, {"start": 6325.72, "end": 6328.72, "text": " But if you ever feel like everyone hates you, they don't."}, {"start": 6328.72, "end": 6329.72, "text": " Because they don't really know you."}, {"start": 6329.72, "end": 6333.0, "text": " Sure. Do you have a hate thread on you already?"}, {"start": 6333.0, "end": 6334.16, "text": " No, for what? What do I do?"}, {"start": 6334.16, "end": 6336.64, "text": " I'm asking you, are you venting about a hate thread you have right now?"}, {"start": 6336.64, "end": 6337.84, "text": " No, I'm trying to make you feel better."}, {"start": 6337.84, "end": 6340.8, "text": " No, I feel fine. I get great threads."}, {"start": 6340.8, "end": 6343.8, "text": " Nick, you can't change the way that people look at you."}, {"start": 6343.8, "end": 6344.68, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 6344.68, "end": 6346.68, "text": " You can actually."}, {"start": 6346.68, "end": 6347.88, "text": " I mean, you can try."}, {"start": 6347.88, "end": 6350.12, "text": " I hold a gun to your head and say, love me. It might happen."}, {"start": 6350.12, "end": 6353.72, "text": " This can't be it. Is this it?"}, {"start": 6353.72, "end": 6357.4400000000005, "text": " I would maybe put your arms up."}, {"start": 6357.4400000000005, "end": 6363.6, "text": " chest up more what do you mean more this is how you live in it I'm stretching it"}, {"start": 6363.6, "end": 6370.240000000001, "text": " you're doing this like this my chest doesn't move"}, {"start": 6370.240000000001, "end": 6380.56, "text": " well this is a good yes I look like I'm sucking it bro"}, {"start": 6380.56, "end": 6383.580000000001, "text": " This thing really is kind of just"}, {"start": 6383.580000000001, "end": 6386.580000000001, "text": " I won't stop thinking about that next one"}, {"start": 6386.580000000001, "end": 6389.580000000001, "text": " That could be a gift for sure"}, {"start": 6393.580000000001, "end": 6395.580000000001, "text": " This is really nice"}, {"start": 6395.580000000001, "end": 6397.580000000001, "text": " See, we got a nice smooth tip"}, {"start": 6400.580000000001, "end": 6402.580000000001, "text": " This is a little harder with water"}, {"start": 6402.580000000001, "end": 6404.580000000001, "text": " It goes forward"}, {"start": 6404.580000000001, "end": 6406.580000000001, "text": " Enough to mark, let's try it now"}, {"start": 6406.58, "end": 6415.58, "text": " It's crazy how little actual like control I have over my own body."}, {"start": 6415.58, "end": 6416.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6416.58, "end": 6417.58, "text": " Like move your arms back."}, {"start": 6417.58, "end": 6418.58, "text": " I'm like what?"}, {"start": 6418.58, "end": 6419.58, "text": " What do you mean by that?"}, {"start": 6419.58, "end": 6420.58, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 6420.58, "end": 6421.58, "text": " How can I move my arms back from here?"}, {"start": 6421.58, "end": 6422.58, "text": " Can you hear us?"}, {"start": 6422.58, "end": 6423.58, "text": " But um uh..."}, {"start": 6423.58, "end": 6428.58, "text": " Yeah we need to put some weight on that motherfucker."}, {"start": 6428.58, "end": 6429.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6429.58, "end": 6430.58, "text": " No we don't."}, {"start": 6430.58, "end": 6431.58, "text": " Not for me."}, {"start": 6431.58, "end": 6433.58, "text": " I just need to find the better uh..."}, {"start": 6433.58, "end": 6436.58, "text": " Well, I guess myself learning how to do proper form."}, {"start": 6436.58, "end": 6438.58, "text": " How much? Can you?"}, {"start": 6438.58, "end": 6441.58, "text": " Uh, two forty-five semifinals, thirty-five."}, {"start": 6441.58, "end": 6442.58, "text": " Three forty-five semifinals?"}, {"start": 6442.58, "end": 6444.58, "text": " No, he said two."}, {"start": 6444.58, "end": 6446.58, "text": " He said two forty-five, man."}, {"start": 6446.58, "end": 6447.58, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6447.58, "end": 6449.58, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 6451.58, "end": 6455.58, "text": " Well, fucking workout is getting the plates on the thing for you."}, {"start": 6458.58, "end": 6462.58, "text": " I get more of a workout from moving these weights to anything."}, {"start": 6462.58, "end": 6466.26, "text": " I just have to find the, these are easier to put on the machine."}, {"start": 6466.9, "end": 6467.4, "text": " Third."}, {"start": 6468.3, "end": 6470.54, "text": " Third, I knew we haven't seen him for ever fucking wake wild over all."}, {"start": 6470.98, "end": 6472.14, "text": " Where is Wake? What is he up to?"}, {"start": 6472.14, "end": 6473.74, "text": " Well, he's just doing his own thing, man."}, {"start": 6473.74, "end": 6474.24, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 6475.0199999999995, "end": 6475.78, "text": " Just fucking..."}, {"start": 6475.78, "end": 6477.14, "text": " What is his own thing? What is he doing?"}, {"start": 6477.9, "end": 6479.3, "text": " He streams at 10 hours a day."}, {"start": 6479.5, "end": 6480.2, "text": " 10?"}, {"start": 6480.2, "end": 6480.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6480.82, "end": 6481.5, "text": " Doing what?"}, {"start": 6481.62, "end": 6482.82, "text": " Just watching everything."}, {"start": 6483.14, "end": 6483.94, "text": " Watching things?"}, {"start": 6483.94, "end": 6485.7, "text": " Videos, talking to a reactor."}, {"start": 6492.58, "end": 6494.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6522.58, "end": 6524.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6552.58, "end": 6554.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6582.58, "end": 6584.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6612.58, "end": 6614.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6642.58, "end": 6644.58, "text": " You"}, {"start": 6667.7, "end": 6669.7, "text": " That's pretty even"}, {"start": 6669.7, "end": 6674.7, "text": " Oh, it's definitely nicer."}, {"start": 6674.7, "end": 6676.7, "text": " When it comes to hold it."}, {"start": 6676.7, "end": 6679.7, "text": " Chest up."}, {"start": 6679.7, "end": 6681.7, "text": " Got it?"}, {"start": 6683.7, "end": 6685.7, "text": " I think you can do that."}, {"start": 6685.7, "end": 6687.7, "text": " I can't get in that corner"}, {"start": 6687.7, "end": 6689.7, "text": " But you have to do it right"}, {"start": 6697.7, "end": 6699.7, "text": " If this is correct for him, maybe I can probably up the weight next time"}, {"start": 6699.7, "end": 6701.7, "text": " I'll just do more reps"}, {"start": 6701.7, "end": 6703.7, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 6703.7, "end": 6705.7, "text": " Next step for pushing him on"}, {"start": 6705.7, "end": 6707.7, "text": " If this is going to do it, head bend around"}, {"start": 6707.7, "end": 6709.7, "text": " This is currently second break"}, {"start": 6709.7, "end": 6713.7, "text": " I...with my left arm, that's probably the highest I could go"}, {"start": 6713.7, "end": 6718.7, "text": " Now if you just do what you have to do with that injury, right?"}, {"start": 6721.7, "end": 6724.7, "text": " But try not to go down."}, {"start": 6724.7, "end": 6725.7, "text": " Stop there."}, {"start": 6725.7, "end": 6726.7, "text": " Just go there."}, {"start": 6726.7, "end": 6730.7, "text": " Because you're almost starting to push."}, {"start": 6730.7, "end": 6731.7, "text": " You see?"}, {"start": 6731.7, "end": 6734.7, "text": " When it goes past, it's almost like pushing it down."}, {"start": 6734.7, "end": 6735.7, "text": " Nice, yeah."}, {"start": 6735.7, "end": 6738.7, "text": " And then it's not involving back."}, {"start": 6738.7, "end": 6741.7, "text": " But you can go more forward, up with the chest."}, {"start": 6741.7, "end": 6749.7, "text": " I think we can solve it by lifting a seat. Maybe with a shoulder."}, {"start": 6749.7, "end": 6752.7, "text": " So when the machine swings it goes back in."}, {"start": 6752.7, "end": 6754.7, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 6755.7, "end": 6757.7, "text": " Alright, how much weight for them?"}, {"start": 6758.7, "end": 6760.7, "text": " He's doing 45. I'm doing this."}, {"start": 6760.7, "end": 6765.7, "text": " Okay. I like those bands they're just eight to put on. I don't think it's necessary for me yet."}, {"start": 6765.7, "end": 6767.7, "text": " But you will get used to putting them on."}, {"start": 6767.7, "end": 6775.7, "text": " Yeah, it's definitely easier to lift that shit, it's definitely more drippin' out of it."}, {"start": 6775.7, "end": 6779.7, "text": " Interesting, it's about to break, you can just, you can just stop it like this and it's stuck."}, {"start": 6779.7, "end": 6781.7, "text": " Ooh, we get to see your doggies."}, {"start": 6781.7, "end": 6783.7, "text": " Yeah, you do get to see the doggies."}, {"start": 6783.7, "end": 6784.7, "text": " I'm so excited."}, {"start": 6784.7, "end": 6785.7, "text": " Yeah, Louis, Louis is a cutie pie."}, {"start": 6785.7, "end": 6787.7, "text": " Oh, I don't care about that one."}, {"start": 6787.7, "end": 6788.7, "text": " You like Kota."}, {"start": 6788.7, "end": 6789.7, "text": " Oh, give me some Kota, man."}, {"start": 6789.7, "end": 6790.7, "text": " Kota's great."}, {"start": 6790.7, "end": 6791.7, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 6791.7, "end": 6793.7, "text": " Kota's the only one allowed to sleep in our bedroom."}, {"start": 6793.7, "end": 6796.7, "text": " Kota reminds me of Kevin, so Kota's a good boy, yeah."}, {"start": 6796.7, "end": 6798.04, "text": " Actually, Kevin didn't die, bro."}, {"start": 6798.04, "end": 6799.04, "text": " That fucking sucked."}, {"start": 6799.04, "end": 6802.36, "text": " You know, I think a lot of people feel that way about dogs, Nick."}, {"start": 6802.36, "end": 6807.04, "text": " Well, there's a couple of dogs that we were just trying to back in the day."}, {"start": 6807.04, "end": 6810.5599999999995, "text": " But Kevin, he was one that I was hoping Kevin would..."}, {"start": 6810.5599999999995, "end": 6812.92, "text": " He'd be there with my children when we were born."}, {"start": 6812.92, "end": 6813.679999999999, "text": " That's sad."}, {"start": 6813.679999999999, "end": 6814.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6814.12, "end": 6816.36, "text": " No, Kevin was a good boy. He's a lover. He licks you."}, {"start": 6816.36, "end": 6818.0, "text": " He crawls onto your lap."}, {"start": 6818.0, "end": 6818.88, "text": " Cody was the same thing."}, {"start": 6818.88, "end": 6820.5199999999995, "text": " How is Buddy still alive?"}, {"start": 6820.5199999999995, "end": 6823.16, "text": " I saw him today? I don't know."}, {"start": 6823.16, "end": 6824.2, "text": " I'll be honest. I don't know."}, {"start": 6824.2, "end": 6825.76, "text": " You know what's funny? He's still happy."}, {"start": 6825.76, "end": 6826.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6826.400000000001, "end": 6829.1, "text": " I don't know. It makes no sense. I don't know how much he's alive."}, {"start": 6829.1, "end": 6830.400000000001, "text": " I don't get it either."}, {"start": 6831.400000000001, "end": 6832.1, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 6832.1, "end": 6833.1, "text": " 45."}, {"start": 6834.6, "end": 6836.1, "text": " Have you done along 45?"}, {"start": 6836.1, "end": 6836.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6836.6, "end": 6838.6, "text": " Okay, so you have two sets left."}, {"start": 6842.6, "end": 6844.1, "text": " Someone said he's an audicius dog."}, {"start": 6844.1, "end": 6845.1, "text": " I saw that."}, {"start": 6845.1, "end": 6845.6, "text": " Audicius."}, {"start": 6845.6, "end": 6846.6, "text": " How old is he?"}, {"start": 6846.6, "end": 6847.6, "text": " 13."}, {"start": 6847.6, "end": 6848.6, "text": " Think about the movie, Nick."}, {"start": 6848.6, "end": 6849.6, "text": " I saw the last one."}, {"start": 6849.6, "end": 6850.6, "text": " The dog."}, {"start": 6850.6, "end": 6852.1, "text": " Oh, the one in December gave up?"}, {"start": 6852.1, "end": 6852.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6853.6, "end": 6854.6, "text": " Bro, keep that vet."}, {"start": 6854.6, "end": 6856.72, "text": " Whatever that vet is, like keep that vet."}, {"start": 6856.72, "end": 6857.56, "text": " It's not the vet, bro."}, {"start": 6857.56, "end": 6859.240000000001, "text": " It's me and Aether fucking keeping the cat,"}, {"start": 6859.240000000001, "end": 6860.160000000001, "text": " you're keeping him alive."}, {"start": 6860.160000000001, "end": 6861.4800000000005, "text": " The vet is actually your vet."}, {"start": 6861.4800000000005, "end": 6862.320000000001, "text": " He sucks."}, {"start": 6863.320000000001, "end": 6864.160000000001, "text": " I believe it."}, {"start": 6865.64, "end": 6868.160000000001, "text": " I try, what kind of medicine does buddy take right now?"}, {"start": 6868.160000000001, "end": 6869.76, "text": " Oh, so many different medicines."}, {"start": 6869.76, "end": 6870.6, "text": " How many?"}, {"start": 6870.6, "end": 6873.76, "text": " He has at least three and a cream."}, {"start": 6873.76, "end": 6874.6, "text": " What, cream?"}, {"start": 6874.6, "end": 6875.96, "text": " A cream, because the problem is,"}, {"start": 6875.96, "end": 6876.8, "text": " you want the truth?"}, {"start": 6876.8, "end": 6877.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6877.64, "end": 6878.76, "text": " So the problem is he always lays,"}, {"start": 6878.76, "end": 6880.200000000001, "text": " every time he sits down,"}, {"start": 6880.200000000001, "end": 6881.68, "text": " he sits down on the same side,"}, {"start": 6881.68, "end": 6883.160000000001, "text": " over and over and over again."}, {"start": 6883.160000000001, "end": 6884.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6884.0, "end": 6889.0, "text": " done there is he's actually worn down his skin to the point where it's just like a gaping wound."}, {"start": 6889.0, "end": 6890.0, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 6890.0, "end": 6894.0, "text": " So what I do is, I call the doctor over three or four different times, like guys we sold"}, {"start": 6894.0, "end": 6896.0, "text": " this stuff, blah blah, and they couldn't do it."}, {"start": 6896.0, "end": 6902.0, "text": " So what I do is I put a band-aid on it, and I literally, it's so hard to like, any"}, {"start": 6902.0, "end": 6904.0, "text": " like little sleeve I put on, he like takes off."}, {"start": 6904.0, "end": 6907.0, "text": " So I literally duct tape this band-aid on it."}, {"start": 6907.0, "end": 6910.0, "text": " Can you just put a pillow underneath him that keeps him off the wound?"}, {"start": 6910.0, "end": 6916.6, "text": " So I have towels there as well, but the problem is like it's just non-stop, but we fixed it now"}, {"start": 6916.92, "end": 6918.92, "text": " So it's starting to heal and close up the cream"}, {"start": 6919.24, "end": 6923.2, "text": " So the cream and deductive so the point is like the vet came over and wrapped them up"}, {"start": 6923.48, "end": 6926.94, "text": " You know, I'm like, oh, thank God. I finally a good rap. You know, I don't have to do it. Yeah stuff away"}, {"start": 6927.32, "end": 6929.32, "text": " The second buddy fell off and all fell off"}, {"start": 6930.12, "end": 6936.8, "text": " And the vet was there wrapping it fucking suck man. That sounds crazy. So he takes he's got the cream and how many pills"}, {"start": 6936.8, "end": 6939.6, "text": " Uh, I know he's got three different ones."}, {"start": 6939.6, "end": 6941.92, "text": " Season one's pain and antibiotics."}, {"start": 6941.92, "end": 6945.16, "text": " Because his butthole is camera run."}, {"start": 6945.16, "end": 6950.12, "text": " Again, Bunny is still over insanity."}, {"start": 6950.12, "end": 6953.24, "text": " Did we do three sets on this?"}, {"start": 6953.24, "end": 6954.24, "text": " Test stop?"}, {"start": 6954.24, "end": 6955.24, "text": " No, this is going to be..."}, {"start": 6955.24, "end": 6956.24, "text": " Oh, this is about to be..."}, {"start": 6956.24, "end": 6957.24, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6957.24, "end": 6958.24, "text": " Look up."}, {"start": 6958.24, "end": 6959.24, "text": " We have one more."}, {"start": 6959.24, "end": 6960.24, "text": " Hit threat."}, {"start": 6960.24, "end": 6961.24, "text": " Better."}, {"start": 6961.24, "end": 6972.36, "text": " Squeeze the back. Squeeze, Nick, on the bottom."}, {"start": 6972.36, "end": 6975.2, "text": " Squeeze! Squeeze it!"}, {"start": 6975.2, "end": 6980.04, "text": " Yep. Squeeze! Don't burst the arms, let's fall down."}, {"start": 6980.04, "end": 6984.32, "text": " Just squeeze the back, yep!"}, {"start": 6984.32, "end": 6994.32, "text": " I'm a Spider-Man scene with a train, was it faking you off?"}, {"start": 6994.32, "end": 6995.32, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 6995.32, "end": 6996.32, "text": " I was not."}, {"start": 6996.32, "end": 6999.32, "text": " We're the two weeks in the next round."}, {"start": 6999.32, "end": 7000.32, "text": " And he winked at me."}, {"start": 7000.32, "end": 7002.32, "text": " I winked at Jess for the one and the other."}, {"start": 7002.32, "end": 7003.32, "text": " I'm trying my best."}, {"start": 7003.32, "end": 7004.32, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 7004.32, "end": 7005.32, "text": " Is it me?"}, {"start": 7005.32, "end": 7006.32, "text": " It's me."}, {"start": 7006.32, "end": 7007.32, "text": " Oh, it's me?"}, {"start": 7007.32, "end": 7008.32, "text": " No, it's me."}, {"start": 7008.32, "end": 7009.32, "text": " Oh, no, canoe."}, {"start": 7009.32, "end": 7010.32, "text": " It is canoe."}, {"start": 7010.32, "end": 7011.32, "text": " Okay, Mike."}, {"start": 7011.32, "end": 7012.32, "text": " So I will put him away."}, {"start": 7012.32, "end": 7013.32, "text": " Now?"}, {"start": 7013.32, "end": 7014.4, "text": " No, just take it."}, {"start": 7014.4, "end": 7019.08, "text": " Where I do 8 to 12 reps, then you stand with a timer."}, {"start": 7019.08, "end": 7024.08, "text": " When I'm finished, you time 35 seconds."}, {"start": 7024.66, "end": 7029.04, "text": " I break 45 seconds ago, and I do it seven times."}, {"start": 7029.04, "end": 7029.86, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 7029.86, "end": 7030.92, "text": " That's the whole thing."}, {"start": 7030.92, "end": 7031.759999999999, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 7033.24, "end": 7034.08, "text": " How much weight?"}, {"start": 7034.08, "end": 7036.5199999999995, "text": " Put it on 25."}, {"start": 7036.5199999999995, "end": 7037.5199999999995, "text": " 25?"}, {"start": 7037.5199999999995, "end": 7038.36, "text": " Yeah, 40, okay."}, {"start": 7038.36, "end": 7040.0, "text": " You wanna do some silly funny chants?"}, {"start": 7040.0, "end": 7040.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7040.84, "end": 7042.639999999999, "text": " But it always lays the same way."}, {"start": 7042.64, "end": 7045.02, "text": " I tried to make him lay the other way and he got mad at me."}, {"start": 7045.02, "end": 7045.860000000001, "text": " I believe it."}, {"start": 7045.860000000001, "end": 7048.14, "text": " It's not comfortable, not what he's used to his whole life."}, {"start": 7048.14, "end": 7051.06, "text": " But the thing is, I realized if I trip him,"}, {"start": 7051.06, "end": 7053.14, "text": " I'm not a trip him, but like make him fall on the other side"}, {"start": 7053.14, "end": 7054.780000000001, "text": " and lay like this, he'll be okay."}, {"start": 7054.780000000001, "end": 7057.02, "text": " So that's the way we got to work on him."}, {"start": 7057.02, "end": 7060.38, "text": " So I kind of like made him fall over"}, {"start": 7060.38, "end": 7063.14, "text": " and then the doc could work on him."}, {"start": 7063.14, "end": 7064.18, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 7064.18, "end": 7066.780000000001, "text": " Like everything I try to do to make him to heal him,"}, {"start": 7066.780000000001, "end": 7068.06, "text": " he fights me on it."}, {"start": 7068.06, "end": 7068.900000000001, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 7068.900000000001, "end": 7071.14, "text": " Everything, everything."}, {"start": 7071.14, "end": 7074.14, "text": " I'll be honest, that sounds like actual nursery work."}, {"start": 7074.14, "end": 7075.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's why I'm eighther."}, {"start": 7075.700000000001, "end": 7076.820000000001, "text": " That's why he's always there."}, {"start": 7076.820000000001, "end": 7078.06, "text": " Cause I can't do it all day."}, {"start": 7078.06, "end": 7079.740000000001, "text": " It basically is nursery work."}, {"start": 7079.740000000001, "end": 7081.9400000000005, "text": " That's what people, like people go through that too"}, {"start": 7081.9400000000005, "end": 7083.54, "text": " when they're like bedridden."}, {"start": 7085.06, "end": 7086.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, but the thing is, I'm telling you,"}, {"start": 7086.9400000000005, "end": 7088.9400000000005, "text": " he's still super happy."}, {"start": 7088.9400000000005, "end": 7091.26, "text": " Like he'll run towards the door still."}, {"start": 7091.26, "end": 7093.18, "text": " That's like, he'll run towards it."}, {"start": 7093.18, "end": 7094.780000000001, "text": " I'm like, why are you running?"}, {"start": 7096.58, "end": 7097.42, "text": " That's funny."}, {"start": 7097.42, "end": 7099.3, "text": " Yeah, and the thing is, everyone's like,"}, {"start": 7099.3, "end": 7100.3, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 7100.3, "end": 7103.66, "text": " And my mom asked me, she's like, how's Buddy doing that Kevin's died?"}, {"start": 7103.66, "end": 7104.66, "text": " Do you want the answer?"}, {"start": 7104.66, "end": 7105.66, "text": " He's better."}, {"start": 7105.66, "end": 7106.66, "text": " Fairer than ever."}, {"start": 7106.66, "end": 7111.5, "text": " He shed not one tear over Kevin dying."}, {"start": 7111.5, "end": 7113.46, "text": " He probably hasn't noticed yet."}, {"start": 7113.46, "end": 7118.1, "text": " The thing is, I bet if Kevin just came back, I think he wouldn't even get up."}, {"start": 7118.1, "end": 7119.5, "text": " All right, ready?"}, {"start": 7119.5, "end": 7120.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7120.5, "end": 7121.5, "text": " 35 seconds."}, {"start": 7121.5, "end": 7122.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7122.5, "end": 7123.5, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7123.5, "end": 7125.5, "text": " He hated Kevin, oh my God."}, {"start": 7125.5, "end": 7127.5, "text": " He did."}, {"start": 7127.5, "end": 7130.5, "text": " Tell me when it's 30 seconds if that'll..."}, {"start": 7130.5, "end": 7131.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7132.5, "end": 7133.5, "text": " 15."}, {"start": 7133.5, "end": 7135.5, "text": " So how many reps did you do, can you?"}, {"start": 7135.5, "end": 7137.5, "text": " 30 or something."}, {"start": 7137.5, "end": 7138.5, "text": " Okay, now you're doing 7."}, {"start": 7138.5, "end": 7140.5, "text": " Now I'm doing max."}, {"start": 7140.5, "end": 7143.5, "text": " Is this like a just failure thing?"}, {"start": 7144.5, "end": 7146.5, "text": " You don't have to do it."}, {"start": 7146.5, "end": 7147.5, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 7147.5, "end": 7148.5, "text": " Yeah, I'm not gonna do it."}, {"start": 7148.5, "end": 7149.5, "text": " 30."}, {"start": 7153.5, "end": 7154.5, "text": " Perfect go."}, {"start": 7157.5, "end": 7159.5, "text": " Can you come out of the barbecue?"}, {"start": 7160.5, "end": 7161.5, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7161.5, "end": 7162.5, "text": " Is he coming out of the barbecue?"}, {"start": 7162.5, "end": 7163.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7163.5, "end": 7164.5, "text": " I ain't shot three."}, {"start": 7164.5, "end": 7165.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7173.5, "end": 7175.5, "text": " Can I swim?"}, {"start": 7175.5, "end": 7176.5, "text": " You can swim."}, {"start": 7176.5, "end": 7178.5, "text": " It's hot as fuck outside."}, {"start": 7180.5, "end": 7181.5, "text": " You can absolutely jump again."}, {"start": 7181.5, "end": 7183.5, "text": " I'm sorry about some swimming."}, {"start": 7183.5, "end": 7185.5, "text": " I mean, you can just swim and out."}, {"start": 7185.5, "end": 7187.5, "text": " It was literally basketball fans."}, {"start": 7187.5, "end": 7191.5, "text": " Yeah, I remember when we hopped in our underwear in that fucking mansion,"}, {"start": 7191.5, "end": 7193.5, "text": " and like Mr. Beeson all in there."}, {"start": 7193.5, "end": 7195.5, "text": " Yes, I do remember that."}, {"start": 7195.5, "end": 7197.5, "text": " Everyone was just sort of hopping in their underwear and all the time."}, {"start": 7197.5, "end": 7199.5, "text": " Yeah, everyone was doing shit."}, {"start": 7199.5, "end": 7201.5, "text": " We tried to set it."}, {"start": 7201.5, "end": 7203.5, "text": " Then people started getting the full fuck."}, {"start": 7203.5, "end": 7205.5, "text": " It was getting your underwear."}, {"start": 7205.5, "end": 7207.5, "text": " Like I think the only thing they had was,"}, {"start": 7207.5, "end": 7209.5, "text": " I think they were playing with Jenga,"}, {"start": 7209.5, "end": 7211.5, "text": " and betting money on it."}, {"start": 7211.5, "end": 7213.5, "text": " But it was only three people that got to play,"}, {"start": 7213.5, "end": 7215.5, "text": " We were all just sitting there with nothing to do."}, {"start": 7215.5, "end": 7218.5, "text": " Now we were playing, me, even our phones got taken away."}, {"start": 7218.5, "end": 7221.5, "text": " Me and someone else were playing the ball cup game."}, {"start": 7221.5, "end": 7223.5, "text": " The ball cup game."}, {"start": 7223.5, "end": 7227.5, "text": " We had that little thing with the, with the, with the, with the, with the song."}, {"start": 7227.5, "end": 7229.5, "text": " Oh yeah, the song."}, {"start": 7229.5, "end": 7231.5, "text": " And we had that little like, uh, with the string."}, {"start": 7231.5, "end": 7233.5, "text": " You got to catch the cup in the cone."}, {"start": 7233.5, "end": 7237.5, "text": " So we're like a bunch of like 30 year old men in like a zoomer party with like YouTubers,"}, {"start": 7237.5, "end": 7240.5, "text": " and my type of YouTubers playing with the ball in the cup."}, {"start": 7240.5, "end": 7242.5, "text": " Yep, yep."}, {"start": 7242.5, "end": 7243.5, "text": " We had the most fun."}, {"start": 7243.5, "end": 7244.5, "text": " We did."}, {"start": 7244.5, "end": 7256.98, "text": " You ever see a game of thrones?"}, {"start": 7256.98, "end": 7259.22, "text": " You see the Q of the canuda."}, {"start": 7259.22, "end": 7260.22, "text": " Another?"}, {"start": 7260.22, "end": 7261.22, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7261.22, "end": 7264.42, "text": " I think we're doing this too, Nick."}, {"start": 7264.42, "end": 7265.42, "text": " Are we?"}, {"start": 7265.42, "end": 7266.42, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7266.42, "end": 7267.42, "text": " We are."}, {"start": 7267.42, "end": 7268.42, "text": " Yes, we're doing this."}, {"start": 7268.42, "end": 7269.42, "text": " This is the last exercise, right?"}, {"start": 7269.42, "end": 7271.42, "text": " The longer he goes, the more we get to rest."}, {"start": 7271.42, "end": 7273.54, "text": " We're back, you mean it's a mob?"}, {"start": 7273.54, "end": 7274.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7276.14, "end": 7278.38, "text": " Well, I'm like, seriously, that's perfect."}, {"start": 7278.38, "end": 7279.26, "text": " Not four outs."}, {"start": 7279.26, "end": 7281.2, "text": " All right, 20 seconds."}, {"start": 7282.42, "end": 7284.02, "text": " So what's the cutest thing?"}, {"start": 7284.02, "end": 7286.34, "text": " Okay, well, I want to, it's gonna have to tell you."}, {"start": 7286.34, "end": 7287.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7287.18, "end": 7288.02, "text": " 25 seconds."}, {"start": 7290.16, "end": 7291.06, "text": " 30 seconds."}, {"start": 7294.9400000000005, "end": 7295.78, "text": " 35."}, {"start": 7298.42, "end": 7300.9400000000005, "text": " All right, you ever seen Game of Thrones?"}, {"start": 7300.9400000000005, "end": 7301.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, of course."}, {"start": 7301.9400000000005, "end": 7303.06, "text": " Do you know who the mountain is?"}, {"start": 7303.06, "end": 7304.26, "text": " Yeah, of course."}, {"start": 7304.26, "end": 7306.06, "text": " You know we've met him, right?"}, {"start": 7306.06, "end": 7306.820000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7306.820000000001, "end": 7307.700000000001, "text": " He's a very nice guy."}, {"start": 7307.700000000001, "end": 7309.460000000001, "text": " Look at what he is."}, {"start": 7309.460000000001, "end": 7311.18, "text": " You know what he calls Knuth?"}, {"start": 7311.18, "end": 7312.02, "text": " Small man?"}, {"start": 7312.02, "end": 7312.500000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7312.500000000001, "end": 7313.42, "text": " Knuth."}, {"start": 7313.42, "end": 7314.02, "text": " Knuth?"}, {"start": 7314.02, "end": 7314.740000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7314.740000000001, "end": 7316.9400000000005, "text": " When I saw his name, I thought it was Knuth, too."}, {"start": 7316.9400000000005, "end": 7317.900000000001, "text": " I was terrified."}, {"start": 7317.900000000001, "end": 7321.02, "text": " Well, because KN makes a..."}, {"start": 7321.02, "end": 7322.700000000001, "text": " When I got in the call with Eugene yesterday,"}, {"start": 7322.700000000001, "end": 7323.700000000001, "text": " he was like, yeah, man."}, {"start": 7323.700000000001, "end": 7325.42, "text": " It was talking about the boxing."}, {"start": 7325.42, "end": 7326.860000000001, "text": " I saw your gym team with nuts."}, {"start": 7326.860000000001, "end": 7333.9400000000005, "text": " You didn't even know that he wasn't trying to be funny. He really thought your name was not the first time"}, {"start": 7333.9400000000005, "end": 7334.500000000001, "text": " I saw your stream"}, {"start": 7334.500000000001, "end": 7339.700000000001, "text": " I thought it was a new and people like who the fuck is new and I'm like oh is it not like what's it like"}, {"start": 7341.580000000001, "end": 7349.1, "text": " You have another rep or set have it to me 25 bro what seven oh my god 30"}, {"start": 7353.620000000001, "end": 7355.620000000001, "text": " 35"}, {"start": 7356.860000000001, "end": 7361.860000000001, "text": " This is like what I call suicide to the hockey."}, {"start": 7361.860000000001, "end": 7366.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, this is ridiculous."}, {"start": 7366.860000000001, "end": 7379.860000000001, "text": " Do you see Arthur is doing a canoe race versus E-Rob?"}, {"start": 7379.860000000001, "end": 7380.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's cool."}, {"start": 7380.860000000001, "end": 7385.860000000001, "text": " All I can think about is I remember, I got in a canoe and I was like, what?"}, {"start": 7385.860000000001, "end": 7387.620000000001, "text": " I got in a canoe and I was trying to like,"}, {"start": 7387.620000000001, "end": 7390.160000000001, "text": " or kayak in downtown Austin."}, {"start": 7390.160000000001, "end": 7392.56, "text": " I think it was a wreck full, it was a long time ago."}, {"start": 7392.56, "end": 7396.18, "text": " And within five minutes my phone overheated and shut off"}, {"start": 7396.18, "end": 7398.660000000001, "text": " in the middle of Lake Travis."}, {"start": 7398.660000000001, "end": 7401.380000000001, "text": " And so I just had to paddle off stream back to shore"}, {"start": 7401.380000000001, "end": 7402.9800000000005, "text": " and then sit in the shade for an hour"}, {"start": 7402.9800000000005, "end": 7405.3, "text": " until it cooled off and the train turned back on."}, {"start": 7405.3, "end": 7406.660000000001, "text": " So I don't know how they're doing it in this weather."}, {"start": 7406.660000000001, "end": 7407.860000000001, "text": " They must have fans with them"}, {"start": 7407.860000000001, "end": 7409.780000000001, "text": " or maybe the phones are just better."}, {"start": 7409.780000000001, "end": 7411.9400000000005, "text": " Cause it was a long time ago."}, {"start": 7411.9400000000005, "end": 7413.900000000001, "text": " They have a drone too, it's pretty cool."}, {"start": 7413.900000000001, "end": 7415.540000000001, "text": " They have a drone."}, {"start": 7415.54, "end": 7416.46, "text": " That's pretty sick."}, {"start": 7416.46, "end": 7418.18, "text": " 35."}, {"start": 7418.18, "end": 7419.0199999999995, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 7423.46, "end": 7424.3, "text": " It's so funny because people are like,"}, {"start": 7424.3, "end": 7425.22, "text": " who's gonna win?"}, {"start": 7425.22, "end": 7426.06, "text": " E-Rob or Arthur?"}, {"start": 7426.06, "end": 7427.5, "text": " I'm like, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 7427.5, "end": 7428.42, "text": " Both of them."}, {"start": 7428.42, "end": 7429.46, "text": " No, Arthur."}, {"start": 7429.46, "end": 7430.94, "text": " The guys are fucking machine."}, {"start": 7432.26, "end": 7433.98, "text": " But with muscle?"}, {"start": 7433.98, "end": 7434.82, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7434.82, "end": 7435.7, "text": " He works out?"}, {"start": 7435.7, "end": 7436.54, "text": " Well, I don't know if he does now,"}, {"start": 7436.54, "end": 7438.86, "text": " but the thing about Arthur is he will never lose."}, {"start": 7440.5, "end": 7441.42, "text": " Done?"}, {"start": 7441.42, "end": 7442.26, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 7442.26, "end": 7443.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7443.1, "end": 7444.0199999999995, "text": " E-Rob is good at losing."}, {"start": 7444.02, "end": 7449.02, "text": " But I feel like E-Rob is in maybe 90 more, but I've seen him play basketball, he was in shape."}, {"start": 7449.02, "end": 7453.02, "text": " It's not about that, because Arthur has the ability to push himself beyond."}, {"start": 7453.02, "end": 7457.02, "text": " Like for example, we did his ice bucket challenge, he never got out."}, {"start": 7457.02, "end": 7459.02, "text": " Like Colt up, he never got out."}, {"start": 7459.02, "end": 7461.02, "text": " Like European grab."}, {"start": 7461.02, "end": 7464.02, "text": " That's, I think that's Slab Bloods."}, {"start": 7464.02, "end": 7465.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7465.02, "end": 7466.02, "text": " Or Slab Jeans."}, {"start": 7466.02, "end": 7467.02, "text": " He's German, man."}, {"start": 7467.02, "end": 7468.02, "text": " Or whatever."}, {"start": 7468.02, "end": 7471.02, "text": " There's a reason why Germany was able to like 1v9, bro."}, {"start": 7501.02, "end": 7502.02, "text": " Yeah, is that Jiu Jitsu?"}, {"start": 7502.02, "end": 7503.02, "text": " That was it?"}, {"start": 7503.02, "end": 7504.02, "text": " Jiu Jitsu."}, {"start": 7504.02, "end": 7505.02, "text": " Nothing more."}, {"start": 7505.02, "end": 7506.02, "text": " There's nothing left in those muscles."}, {"start": 7506.02, "end": 7508.02, "text": " Then the back gets down."}, {"start": 7508.02, "end": 7510.02, "text": " You want chances at seven times?"}, {"start": 7510.02, "end": 7512.02, "text": " I mean, let's wait, but yes."}, {"start": 7512.02, "end": 7513.02, "text": " With what?"}, {"start": 7513.02, "end": 7514.02, "text": " 25?"}, {"start": 7514.02, "end": 7515.02, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 7515.02, "end": 7516.02, "text": " That's what I would do."}, {"start": 7516.02, "end": 7517.02, "text": " How many did you do with 25?"}, {"start": 7517.02, "end": 7519.02, "text": " I probably did like 15."}, {"start": 7519.02, "end": 7520.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7520.02, "end": 7521.02, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 7521.02, "end": 7522.02, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 7522.02, "end": 7528.02, "text": " Wait, so it gives insane pump."}, {"start": 7528.02, "end": 7529.02, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7529.02, "end": 7531.02, "text": " Insane, bump."}, {"start": 7531.02, "end": 7533.02, "text": " Do you want straps?"}, {"start": 7533.02, "end": 7535.02, "text": " You know what, yes I do."}, {"start": 7535.02, "end": 7537.02, "text": " If I'm going to be here for a while, yes."}, {"start": 7539.02, "end": 7541.02, "text": " I did like them once they're actually on."}, {"start": 7541.02, "end": 7543.02, "text": " Chance wins the next game play meta bro."}, {"start": 7543.02, "end": 7545.02, "text": " Good question."}, {"start": 7545.02, "end": 7547.02, "text": " I think I had it right."}, {"start": 7547.02, "end": 7549.02, "text": " You know what I think would be fun?"}, {"start": 7549.02, "end": 7553.02, "text": " Gaining a group of like five friends to play like league ranks."}, {"start": 7553.02, "end": 7556.02, "text": " But having like a professional coach, coach them to be as good as possible."}, {"start": 7556.02, "end": 7558.02, "text": " That'd be fun."}, {"start": 7558.02, "end": 7564.0, "text": " Yeah, you don't know before it's finished with the folks and see if they get a challenger remember at that league team"}, {"start": 7564.18, "end": 7566.18, "text": " Yeah, they ever got canceled"}, {"start": 7567.26, "end": 7569.26, "text": " Everyone's always getting canceled man. Oh"}, {"start": 7572.3, "end": 7575.4800000000005, "text": " My fucking god, that's like pump this insane good"}, {"start": 7576.02, "end": 7580.02, "text": " People that say like stuff like league I'll let me know like what game like any game you mentioned"}, {"start": 7580.02, "end": 7582.02, "text": " Someone's gonna say I'll let me know or boring or something"}, {"start": 7582.02, "end": 7587.9400000000005, "text": " What is like the one game that you think the least amount of people would hate?"}, {"start": 7587.9400000000005, "end": 7588.9400000000005, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7588.9400000000005, "end": 7589.9400000000005, "text": " Enchanted jet for sure."}, {"start": 7589.9400000000005, "end": 7590.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7590.9400000000005, "end": 7592.9400000000005, "text": " I mean mech and chameleon wasn't a thing for a while."}, {"start": 7592.9400000000005, "end": 7593.9400000000005, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7593.9400000000005, "end": 7594.9400000000005, "text": " So what do I do?"}, {"start": 7594.9400000000005, "end": 7595.9400000000005, "text": " I don't know if I have these on, right?"}, {"start": 7595.9400000000005, "end": 7596.9400000000005, "text": " Maybe it's time to..."}, {"start": 7596.9400000000005, "end": 7600.9400000000005, "text": " I don't know if I can do 15 lefts of this, by the way."}, {"start": 7600.9400000000005, "end": 7607.9400000000005, "text": " What am I doing wrong?"}, {"start": 7607.9400000000005, "end": 7615.9400000000005, "text": " All right, hopefully I have that right ready."}, {"start": 7615.9400000000005, "end": 7618.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7618.9400000000005, "end": 7647.780000000001, "text": " Three, four, five, six, eight, nine, ten, eleven, ten, fourteen, fifteen, fifteen,"}, {"start": 7647.78, "end": 7648.78, "text": " 11"}, {"start": 7651.4, "end": 7652.4, "text": " 10"}, {"start": 7652.9, "end": 7653.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7654.28, "end": 7656.4, "text": " No, 12, 13"}, {"start": 7657.9, "end": 7659.9, "text": " Did you go from 11 to 10 to 13?"}, {"start": 7660.54, "end": 7662.04, "text": " I was getting close to him"}, {"start": 7662.54, "end": 7664.54, "text": " I was reading 6, 7 inches"}, {"start": 7665.62, "end": 7667.12, "text": " No, come on, push the boy"}, {"start": 7667.12, "end": 7667.94, "text": " Should I keep going?"}, {"start": 7667.94, "end": 7668.94, "text": " One more"}, {"start": 7669.82, "end": 7671.08, "text": " 35 or 30?"}, {"start": 7671.78, "end": 7673.44, "text": " Stand, don't go sideways"}, {"start": 7673.44, "end": 7674.94, "text": " But I couldn't finish it otherwise"}, {"start": 7674.9400000000005, "end": 7677.9400000000005, "text": " I'm done now, right?"}, {"start": 7677.9400000000005, "end": 7680.9400000000005, "text": " 30 seconds, the timer's going."}, {"start": 7680.9400000000005, "end": 7684.9400000000005, "text": " You could stand up and get some blood back in your hands."}, {"start": 7684.9400000000005, "end": 7686.9400000000005, "text": " My hands are locked in here."}, {"start": 7686.9400000000005, "end": 7690.9400000000005, "text": " But I don't want to do it again. That's why I have 10 Ts in the first place."}, {"start": 7690.9400000000005, "end": 7692.9400000000005, "text": " I can help."}, {"start": 7692.9400000000005, "end": 7698.9400000000005, "text": " Sir, you have about 10 seconds for me to begin going again."}, {"start": 7698.9400000000005, "end": 7700.9400000000005, "text": " There's no weight on this."}, {"start": 7700.9400000000005, "end": 7702.9400000000005, "text": " Alright, 30 seconds big guy."}, {"start": 7702.9400000000005, "end": 7703.9400000000005, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7703.9400000000005, "end": 7705.9400000000005, "text": " And you, all right, the burly, burry."}, {"start": 7705.9400000000005, "end": 7711.9400000000005, "text": " One, two, don't flip them down."}, {"start": 7711.9400000000005, "end": 7712.9400000000005, "text": " All right, sorry."}, {"start": 7712.9400000000005, "end": 7713.9400000000005, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7713.9400000000005, "end": 7714.9400000000005, "text": " Rob, you got a lot of putes."}, {"start": 7714.9400000000005, "end": 7716.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, my neck hurts right now."}, {"start": 7716.9400000000005, "end": 7718.9400000000005, "text": " Go straight down."}, {"start": 7718.9400000000005, "end": 7719.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, straight down."}, {"start": 7719.9400000000005, "end": 7720.9400000000005, "text": " I have so many."}, {"start": 7720.9400000000005, "end": 7721.9400000000005, "text": " My gosh, we're done."}, {"start": 7721.9400000000005, "end": 7722.9400000000005, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7722.9400000000005, "end": 7724.9400000000005, "text": " Some women like, you know, really."}, {"start": 7724.9400000000005, "end": 7725.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7725.9400000000005, "end": 7726.9400000000005, "text": " You need a break."}, {"start": 7726.9400000000005, "end": 7727.9400000000005, "text": " Start the timer."}, {"start": 7727.9400000000005, "end": 7728.9400000000005, "text": " Don't stock it."}, {"start": 7728.9400000000005, "end": 7729.9400000000005, "text": " Twisting and doing this."}, {"start": 7729.9400000000005, "end": 7731.9400000000005, "text": " But that's the only way I get it down."}, {"start": 7731.9400000000005, "end": 7733.620000000001, "text": " but then you don't get it down."}, {"start": 7733.620000000001, "end": 7734.860000000001, "text": " Send the muscle, it's done."}, {"start": 7734.860000000001, "end": 7737.460000000001, "text": " They're actually starting to clog the drain in the shower."}, {"start": 7737.460000000001, "end": 7738.780000000001, "text": " So I have a toilet plunger in there,"}, {"start": 7738.780000000001, "end": 7741.460000000001, "text": " and then I just push it down."}, {"start": 7744.900000000001, "end": 7747.580000000001, "text": " My point is already so bad on this thing."}, {"start": 7747.580000000001, "end": 7748.42, "text": " 15 seconds?"}, {"start": 7748.42, "end": 7751.780000000001, "text": " I mean, you have 30 more, or 20, 15 more."}, {"start": 7751.780000000001, "end": 7753.780000000001, "text": " 30 divided by two, wee!"}, {"start": 7755.280000000001, "end": 7756.120000000001, "text": " What about it?"}, {"start": 7757.820000000001, "end": 7758.820000000001, "text": " 30."}, {"start": 7758.820000000001, "end": 7759.820000000001, "text": " Yep, that did."}, {"start": 7759.820000000001, "end": 7761.38, "text": " Oh, really a bit more now."}, {"start": 7761.38, "end": 7762.22, "text": " And go."}, {"start": 7765.02, "end": 7765.86, "text": " Better."}, {"start": 7767.02, "end": 7767.86, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 7767.86, "end": 7768.7, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 7770.58, "end": 7771.42, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 7779.42, "end": 7781.26, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 7781.26, "end": 7782.1, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 7784.9800000000005, "end": 7788.18, "text": " So we're just going till failure and then 30, and okay."}, {"start": 7788.18, "end": 7791.5, "text": " We're just buttfucking the corpse."}, {"start": 7791.5, "end": 7793.5, "text": " I'll do my best."}, {"start": 7793.5, "end": 7794.5, "text": " Seven times."}, {"start": 7794.5, "end": 7795.5, "text": " I'll push it."}, {"start": 7795.5, "end": 7796.5, "text": " I can do it."}, {"start": 7796.5, "end": 7799.5, "text": " You want to see a picture of my family?"}, {"start": 7799.5, "end": 7805.5, "text": " I bet you've never seen what your family looks like."}, {"start": 7805.5, "end": 7806.5, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 7806.5, "end": 7810.1, "text": " Is that an AI picture?"}, {"start": 7810.1, "end": 7811.1, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7811.1, "end": 7813.1, "text": " That's gonna happen."}, {"start": 7813.1, "end": 7815.1, "text": " 30 seconds."}, {"start": 7815.1, "end": 7817.1, "text": " All right, we're done."}, {"start": 7817.1, "end": 7818.1, "text": " In two seconds."}, {"start": 7818.1, "end": 7819.1, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7819.1, "end": 7820.1, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 7820.1, "end": 7826.1, "text": " Yeah, you wanna see my family?"}, {"start": 7826.1, "end": 7833.1, "text": " Here's your fancy eye."}, {"start": 7833.1, "end": 7835.1, "text": " Strip pulled back?"}, {"start": 7835.1, "end": 7836.1, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 7836.1, "end": 7839.1, "text": " Maybe my arms are too long."}, {"start": 7839.1, "end": 7841.1, "text": " Is that another clap?"}, {"start": 7841.1, "end": 7842.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7842.1, "end": 7846.1, "text": " Like, you know what my arms like clapping up?"}, {"start": 7846.1, "end": 7848.1, "text": " What exactly are you trying to get my arms to not do?"}, {"start": 7848.1, "end": 7849.1, "text": " Like go up like this?"}, {"start": 7849.1, "end": 7850.1, "text": " No. To go like this."}, {"start": 7850.1, "end": 7852.1, "text": " Which is just go to lift stuff."}, {"start": 7852.1, "end": 7853.1, "text": " But if like there's..."}, {"start": 7853.1, "end": 7855.1, "text": " My arms are too far in."}, {"start": 7855.1, "end": 7857.1, "text": " Guys, I didn't make that image."}, {"start": 7857.1, "end": 7859.1, "text": " You see, I made that."}, {"start": 7859.1, "end": 7860.1, "text": " The bars were out here."}, {"start": 7860.1, "end": 7861.1, "text": " You didn't make that?"}, {"start": 7861.1, "end": 7863.1, "text": " No, someone cheated at me."}, {"start": 7863.1, "end": 7864.1, "text": " No, you made that."}, {"start": 7864.1, "end": 7865.1, "text": " I made that?"}, {"start": 7865.1, "end": 7866.1, "text": " You think I made that?"}, {"start": 7866.1, "end": 7871.1, "text": " ChatCBG, can you please make two beautiful children with this lovely girl?"}, {"start": 7871.1, "end": 7872.1, "text": " One of them."}, {"start": 7872.1, "end": 7873.1, "text": " 30 seconds, man."}, {"start": 7876.1, "end": 7878.1, "text": " Go"}, {"start": 7882.02, "end": 7888.3, "text": " I wonder if my sperm doesn't work can I use my cousin yeah, why not the question is how do you get it in there?"}, {"start": 7891.9400000000005, "end": 7893.9400000000005, "text": " How many"}, {"start": 7894.1, "end": 7896.96, "text": " After a break was it like three I did"}, {"start": 7900.54, "end": 7904.34, "text": " Yeah, I don't know how to fucking just squeeze more than three reps at this point"}, {"start": 7904.34, "end": 7906.34, "text": " How does he done four breaks?"}, {"start": 7907.34, "end": 7908.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7908.34, "end": 7910.34, "text": " I think that was my fourth break."}, {"start": 7911.34, "end": 7912.34, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 7913.34, "end": 7915.34, "text": " Oh, okay, we'll do that."}, {"start": 7915.34, "end": 7916.34, "text": " Nice meeting you, man."}, {"start": 7919.34, "end": 7920.34, "text": " Most people know I'm from way back."}, {"start": 7920.34, "end": 7922.34, "text": " Yeah, no one knows me if some today."}, {"start": 7923.34, "end": 7924.34, "text": " Wait a second."}, {"start": 7934.34, "end": 7936.400000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7964.34, "end": 7966.400000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7994.34, "end": 7996.400000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8024.34, "end": 8026.400000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8054.34, "end": 8056.400000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8084.34, "end": 8109.34, "text": " Okay, I'll aim for 12, and we'll see."}, {"start": 8109.34, "end": 8112.34, "text": " Oh, this is kind of low."}, {"start": 8112.34, "end": 8114.88, "text": " Put the seat down. You're tall."}, {"start": 8116.38, "end": 8118.38, "text": " You need to put the seat to the left."}, {"start": 8118.38, "end": 8119.58, "text": " Where's the thing for it?"}, {"start": 8119.58, "end": 8120.58, "text": " It's on the back."}, {"start": 8123.58, "end": 8127.08, "text": " Just push it a little bit, use some force down while you're pushing that one up."}, {"start": 8132.88, "end": 8133.88, "text": " Oh, I went through my phone again."}, {"start": 8133.88, "end": 8135.68, "text": " You should be feeling it here now."}, {"start": 8135.68, "end": 8136.68, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 8136.68, "end": 8138.88, "text": " I do be feeling it right there."}, {"start": 8142.34, "end": 8147.34, "text": " You're my phone background."}, {"start": 8147.34, "end": 8149.34, "text": " No, I know what they mean."}, {"start": 8149.34, "end": 8151.34, "text": " Phone background."}, {"start": 8151.34, "end": 8153.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8153.34, "end": 8156.34, "text": " You see how it looks too tall for the machine almost?"}, {"start": 8156.34, "end": 8159.34, "text": " You really are tall, tall torso man."}, {"start": 8163.34, "end": 8166.34, "text": " Beast Titan right there, yeah it's big."}, {"start": 8169.34, "end": 8171.34, "text": " So how are you getting your Dragon Lord back?"}, {"start": 8171.34, "end": 8176.8, "text": " from from Melana yeah I don't know Nick how am I gonna get that dragon lord back"}, {"start": 8176.8, "end": 8181.360000000001, "text": " huh how much is that thing worth right now I think it I think it was in the"}, {"start": 8181.360000000001, "end": 8186.0, "text": " court like 20 grand yeah I do more is gone"}, {"start": 8186.52, "end": 8191.4800000000005, "text": " I wonder if legally hers now I am I actually do it maybe I'll use it that"}, {"start": 8191.4800000000005, "end": 8195.64, "text": " then it actually went through the court I didn't even know my G Lord was in her"}, {"start": 8195.64, "end": 8198.64, "text": " fucking inventory I didn't know until the screenshot you gave it to her I"}, {"start": 8198.64, "end": 8200.64, "text": " I lent it to her."}, {"start": 8200.64, "end": 8201.64, "text": " I lent it to her."}, {"start": 8201.64, "end": 8202.64, "text": " I go to failure."}, {"start": 8202.64, "end": 8203.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8203.64, "end": 8204.64, "text": " Close to her defense."}, {"start": 8204.64, "end": 8207.64, "text": " Do you want me to do the timer, Rob?"}, {"start": 8207.64, "end": 8209.64, "text": " Let's say it's 20 seconds now."}, {"start": 8209.64, "end": 8210.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8214.64, "end": 8216.64, "text": " So, Nick, can you do that?"}, {"start": 8216.64, "end": 8217.64, "text": " Just go."}, {"start": 8217.64, "end": 8219.64, "text": " It doesn't matter that's on the second."}, {"start": 8219.64, "end": 8221.64, "text": " Didn't you have a second Dragon Lord?"}, {"start": 8221.64, "end": 8224.64, "text": " Uh, I don't know where I went."}, {"start": 8224.64, "end": 8226.64, "text": " I don't know where my CS going before I went."}, {"start": 8226.64, "end": 8227.84, "text": " I don't have a fancy word."}, {"start": 8227.84, "end": 8228.34, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8228.34, "end": 8229.74, "text": " Here's some of her fancy words."}, {"start": 8229.74, "end": 8231.64, "text": " Oh, hell yeah."}, {"start": 8231.64, "end": 8233.3, "text": " He did it right, bro."}, {"start": 8233.3, "end": 8235.039999999999, "text": " He made a whole bunch of money, scammed everyone,"}, {"start": 8235.039999999999, "end": 8236.24, "text": " left, and never came back."}, {"start": 8236.24, "end": 8237.34, "text": " I wonder how he's doing."}, {"start": 8237.34, "end": 8239.34, "text": " Did he have a twitch lawsuit and won?"}, {"start": 8239.34, "end": 8242.939999999999, "text": " Well, he liked to say he won one part of it,"}, {"start": 8242.939999999999, "end": 8245.439999999999, "text": " and he's parading around like he won the whole thing."}, {"start": 8245.439999999999, "end": 8246.439999999999, "text": " What do you mind, though?"}, {"start": 8246.439999999999, "end": 8247.439999999999, "text": " Yeah, I don't know either."}, {"start": 8247.439999999999, "end": 8250.14, "text": " I think he spent a couple hundred thousand,"}, {"start": 8250.14, "end": 8251.439999999999, "text": " one like 10,000."}, {"start": 8251.439999999999, "end": 8251.939999999999, "text": " For some reason."}, {"start": 8251.939999999999, "end": 8252.939999999999, "text": " Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 8252.939999999999, "end": 8255.34, "text": " It's a win, but it's like, bro."}, {"start": 8255.34, "end": 8258.78, "text": " But that being said, I do think he's still made out like a bandit."}, {"start": 8258.78, "end": 8259.78, "text": " He got money."}, {"start": 8260.78, "end": 8262.42, "text": " Do you play a couple of sister accounts?"}, {"start": 8263.02, "end": 8264.78, "text": " I mean, I have, but I don't."}, {"start": 8265.34, "end": 8267.42, "text": " Like, a Rush B, I know Rush B."}, {"start": 8267.78, "end": 8268.98, "text": " I know Just Map."}, {"start": 8268.98, "end": 8270.18, "text": " And then I can barrage."}, {"start": 8272.380000000001, "end": 8273.18, "text": " But am I good?"}, {"start": 8273.460000000001, "end": 8274.06, "text": " Fuck no."}, {"start": 8276.18, "end": 8276.98, "text": " Let's see, let's go."}, {"start": 8276.98, "end": 8277.74, "text": " It's the best..."}, {"start": 8277.74, "end": 8278.58, "text": " You're a 30, right?"}, {"start": 8278.58, "end": 8279.18, "text": " ...of the game?"}, {"start": 8279.34, "end": 8279.94, "text": " No, we aren't."}, {"start": 8279.94, "end": 8280.54, "text": " I'm sure it's a game after."}, {"start": 8280.54, "end": 8281.18, "text": " I agree with that."}, {"start": 8281.18, "end": 8282.54, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 8282.54, "end": 8284.22, "text": " I do agree with that, and I think it is."}, {"start": 8285.34, "end": 8288.34, "text": " in that test, more or less."}, {"start": 8288.34, "end": 8292.34, "text": " I mean, there's really only two games in that category, though."}, {"start": 8292.34, "end": 8295.34, "text": " Like, where you really need to stand still while you're shooting."}, {"start": 8295.34, "end": 8298.34, "text": " I think it's just Valorant and CSGO. No other game does that."}, {"start": 8298.34, "end": 8300.34, "text": " I mean, you have some out there that is more like..."}, {"start": 8300.34, "end": 8302.34, "text": " Maybe TARP, or..."}, {"start": 8302.34, "end": 8304.34, "text": " Yeah, but that's like, that's an extraction."}, {"start": 8304.34, "end": 8306.34, "text": " It's not a competitive 5v5 angle."}, {"start": 8306.34, "end": 8307.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8307.34, "end": 8309.34, "text": " Different game, but I guess same shooting."}, {"start": 8309.34, "end": 8311.34, "text": " I like faster pace."}, {"start": 8311.34, "end": 8314.34, "text": " I like zero recoil and movement, like bunny hop."}, {"start": 8314.34, "end": 8315.8, "text": " Like Apex and Overwatch."}, {"start": 8315.8, "end": 8317.78, "text": " They removed money-hopping from Apex."}, {"start": 8317.78, "end": 8319.28, "text": " Rainbow Six, you're saying?"}, {"start": 8319.28, "end": 8320.78, "text": " Yeah, that's true."}, {"start": 8320.78, "end": 8322.78, "text": " They're right. Rainbow Six is kind of in that."}, {"start": 8322.78, "end": 8323.94, "text": " I forgot about that game."}, {"start": 8323.94, "end": 8325.94, "text": " Rainbow Six to me is just like safe space simulator."}, {"start": 8325.94, "end": 8327.94, "text": " You're just like hiding in a house."}, {"start": 8327.94, "end": 8330.74, "text": " But there's a lot going on I think when you really get in depth to it."}, {"start": 8330.74, "end": 8332.34, "text": " I think it is a pretty crazy game."}, {"start": 8332.34, "end": 8333.94, "text": " I think I haven't played it enough."}, {"start": 8333.94, "end": 8334.94, "text": " No, you haven't."}, {"start": 8334.94, "end": 8335.94, "text": " I haven't either."}, {"start": 8335.94, "end": 8338.34, "text": " We played a tournament with some pro players."}, {"start": 8338.34, "end": 8339.34, "text": " 30 seconds."}, {"start": 8339.34, "end": 8340.34, "text": " We had some nice team."}, {"start": 8340.34, "end": 8342.34, "text": " I was there. Were you in that?"}, {"start": 8342.34, "end": 8343.94, "text": " I was there with like a bunch of wild players."}, {"start": 8343.94, "end": 8344.94, "text": " We were awful."}, {"start": 8344.94, "end": 8347.94, "text": " Oh my, we played, we played both 6th and 4th."}, {"start": 8347.94, "end": 8349.94, "text": " We were being coached by Shroud."}, {"start": 8349.94, "end": 8353.94, "text": " Versus another team, I don't know who was on it, I don't remember."}, {"start": 8353.94, "end": 8356.94, "text": " But we were shitting on everyone."}, {"start": 8356.94, "end": 8357.94, "text": " I think we won."}, {"start": 8357.94, "end": 8359.94, "text": " Yeah, we were on it."}, {"start": 8359.94, "end": 8361.94, "text": " And I think the way we won was we just cheesed."}, {"start": 8361.94, "end": 8363.94, "text": " They gave me like a P90 and I just ran around."}, {"start": 8363.94, "end": 8367.94, "text": " So the way they said you shouldn't play it, is how we played it and we won."}, {"start": 8367.94, "end": 8368.94, "text": " I just ran around."}, {"start": 8368.94, "end": 8370.94, "text": " I ran in one tournament without ever playing the game."}, {"start": 8370.94, "end": 8371.94, "text": " I did the same exact thing."}, {"start": 8371.94, "end": 8372.94, "text": " Just rushed with P90."}, {"start": 8372.94, "end": 8376.94, "text": " It's the noob shomper. Yeah, everyone in the chart was bad."}, {"start": 8376.94, "end": 8379.94, "text": " I mean, if you played against good players, they would just sit in the corner."}, {"start": 8379.94, "end": 8381.94, "text": " They'd probably say, can you come around?"}, {"start": 8381.94, "end": 8383.94, "text": " Because again, here, you're bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum."}, {"start": 8383.94, "end": 8385.94, "text": " They were shit."}, {"start": 8392.94, "end": 8393.94, "text": " 25."}, {"start": 8393.94, "end": 8394.94, "text": " So I'm giving myself a..."}, {"start": 8394.94, "end": 8399.94, "text": " If anyone wants to duel in Quake Live or Quake Chimpy, I'll be happy to reinstall it."}, {"start": 8399.94, "end": 8404.12, "text": " They just said that in my chat and said someone here needs to one-by-one me and go right now"}, {"start": 8404.12, "end": 8406.12, "text": " I have a really funny story"}, {"start": 8407.12, "end": 8409.12, "text": " Kind of your old quake players"}, {"start": 8410.74, "end": 8412.74, "text": " You can't be talking right now"}, {"start": 8415.74, "end": 8420.300000000001, "text": " Feel like we've gotten nothing done aside from this we've done three machines"}, {"start": 8420.82, "end": 8423.58, "text": " We have gone come all the time on the plate"}, {"start": 8423.58, "end": 8424.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8424.58, "end": 8426.58, "text": " How many have we been yapping a little bit?"}, {"start": 8426.58, "end": 8427.58, "text": " Why are we so slow today?"}, {"start": 8427.58, "end": 8428.58, "text": " Is it number four?"}, {"start": 8428.58, "end": 8431.58, "text": " These are also slow machines, but yes, we're number four."}, {"start": 8431.58, "end": 8433.58, "text": " This was a crazy story."}, {"start": 8433.58, "end": 8434.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8434.58, "end": 8436.58, "text": " You can step on the machine while we're doing this."}, {"start": 8436.58, "end": 8437.58, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8437.58, "end": 8438.58, "text": " Are you doing the thingamajig?"}, {"start": 8438.58, "end": 8439.58, "text": " How many am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 8439.58, "end": 8440.58, "text": " Step them."}, {"start": 8440.58, "end": 8441.58, "text": " How many have I done?"}, {"start": 8441.58, "end": 8442.58, "text": " Probably three."}, {"start": 8442.58, "end": 8444.58, "text": " No, I've done more than five."}, {"start": 8444.58, "end": 8446.58, "text": " I think it's only five."}, {"start": 8446.58, "end": 8447.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8447.58, "end": 8450.58, "text": " It doesn't matter because you don't need to do that Monday today."}, {"start": 8450.58, "end": 8451.58, "text": " It's the first day."}, {"start": 8451.58, "end": 8453.58, "text": " Okay, then I'll skip. I'm good."}, {"start": 8453.58, "end": 8455.58, "text": " I don't want to fuck on my arm."}, {"start": 8455.58, "end": 8457.58, "text": " Nick made 35."}, {"start": 8460.58, "end": 8463.58, "text": " In early Overwatch, I made a team of European players."}, {"start": 8463.58, "end": 8465.58, "text": " Like, Craig Champions, okay?"}, {"start": 8465.58, "end": 8467.58, "text": " Like, really, really good players."}, {"start": 8467.58, "end": 8469.58, "text": " So, insane aim."}, {"start": 8469.58, "end": 8471.58, "text": " Insane aim, okay?"}, {"start": 8471.58, "end": 8474.58, "text": " I got in a call with a..."}, {"start": 8474.58, "end": 8476.58, "text": " Who's that..."}, {"start": 8476.58, "end": 8479.58, "text": " Who's that musician guy that like, throws cakes in the crowd?"}, {"start": 8479.58, "end": 8485.58, "text": " Steve Aoki wanted to sponsor a team with me."}, {"start": 8485.58, "end": 8488.58, "text": " He's doing my arm thing."}, {"start": 8488.58, "end": 8490.58, "text": " Ow, come on."}, {"start": 8490.58, "end": 8498.58, "text": " I had this org be like, we want to watch how your team plays and how your team comes."}, {"start": 8498.58, "end": 8502.58, "text": " So we want you to show your streams against the top team, but don't tell them we're watching."}, {"start": 8502.58, "end": 8505.58, "text": " I was like, all right, I'll do it."}, {"start": 8505.58, "end": 8508.58, "text": " I'm not going to mention any names."}, {"start": 8508.58, "end": 8515.26, "text": " But on this specific day they decided that they were going to come up with a new name for Lucio which was a swore"}, {"start": 8515.68, "end": 8517.68, "text": " Okay. Oh, sorry"}, {"start": 8518.08, "end": 8519.12, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8519.12, "end": 8523.5, "text": " I'm streaming to like investors and teams"}, {"start": 8524.22, "end": 8530.56, "text": " Without them knowing that I'm streaming to them and they just decided on this day that they were just gonna straight up call Lucio a"}, {"start": 8530.56, "end": 8532.56, "text": " swore in the middle of scrims"}, {"start": 8533.84, "end": 8535.68, "text": " Hey guys"}, {"start": 8535.68, "end": 8538.64, "text": " Let's go on that. I mean like why do you think it's just a pussy good?"}, {"start": 8539.64, "end": 8542.800000000001, "text": " I was just like you can't tell them I can't follow cuz I'm like"}, {"start": 8543.52, "end": 8547.68, "text": " Streaming this to like you know and they're like do they always talk like this. I'm like no no no"}, {"start": 8547.68, "end": 8553.4, "text": " This isn't normal. This isn't normal. They still ended up picking up the team, but it was like they're okay. Yeah"}, {"start": 8555.12, "end": 8557.68, "text": " Dude that is crazy. It was so embarrassing"}, {"start": 8558.2, "end": 8560.2, "text": " You can get through it"}, {"start": 8560.2, "end": 8569.2, "text": " I can't fathom being that comfortable with that many people, I mean just to call them a slur."}, {"start": 8569.2, "end": 8572.2, "text": " They don't know each other that well."}, {"start": 8572.2, "end": 8574.2, "text": " Like three of them did."}, {"start": 8574.2, "end": 8579.2, "text": " We had three French players and three Swedish players."}, {"start": 8579.2, "end": 8583.2, "text": " So it was like two friend groups coming together."}, {"start": 8583.2, "end": 8590.6, "text": " And then there's this guy named wins who's a quake champion like one like like one of us quake players in a row"}, {"start": 8590.6, "end": 8596.960000000001, "text": " And we we ended up facing sure for the scrim and he like lashed out. He's like this short for guy"}, {"start": 8596.960000000001, "end": 8601.880000000001, "text": " I'm a fucking did the best players in the world and fucking quick nobody aims like this guy"}, {"start": 8601.880000000001, "end": 8606.320000000002, "text": " Fuck these guys are fucking aim bother. This guy is fucking if he is legit"}, {"start": 8606.320000000002, "end": 8610.04, "text": " Then then I fucking quit this game like it was so funny. Yeah"}, {"start": 8610.04, "end": 8614.02, "text": " Sure for it is the built-in aimbox. These are real deal. I mean he is"}, {"start": 8615.52, "end": 8621.92, "text": " What's he even doing these days playing rogue like a bitch in this paul hunters my my roblox name is Lane sure for"}, {"start": 8621.92, "end": 8624.04, "text": " Roberts, so when I play like the FPS games"}, {"start": 8625.04, "end": 8627.04, "text": " I do this sure for safe. Yeah"}, {"start": 8627.960000000001, "end": 8629.960000000001, "text": " Go whenever you read it"}, {"start": 8631.68, "end": 8636.080000000002, "text": " He's playing deadlock. I think a lot of the gamers are on deadlock right now I"}, {"start": 8636.08, "end": 8646.52, "text": " I hit rake one in a meta versus game as tpv soda poppin."}, {"start": 8666.08, "end": 8668.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8696.08, "end": 8698.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8726.08, "end": 8728.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8756.08, "end": 8758.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8786.08, "end": 8788.14, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8816.08, "end": 8818.08, "text": " You"}, {"start": 8831.2, "end": 8835.46, "text": " My arms physically cannot do it I stop when I cannot do anymore"}, {"start": 8838.1, "end": 8840.64, "text": " Like even lifting my arms up to put it on this machine"}, {"start": 8840.64, "end": 8841.48, "text": " He hurts."}, {"start": 8843.279999999999, "end": 8844.24, "text": " That's rough man."}, {"start": 8844.24, "end": 8845.48, "text": " This is the last set."}, {"start": 8845.48, "end": 8846.32, "text": " Now we go."}, {"start": 8847.96, "end": 8849.359999999999, "text": " Squeeze."}, {"start": 8849.359999999999, "end": 8850.439999999999, "text": " Yes, perfect."}, {"start": 8852.0, "end": 8852.84, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 8854.199999999999, "end": 8856.199999999999, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 8859.359999999999, "end": 8860.199999999999, "text": " Four."}, {"start": 8861.92, "end": 8862.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8864.199999999999, "end": 8865.039999999999, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 8868.8, "end": 8869.64, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 8870.64, "end": 8875.64, "text": " Come on, Nick, it's seven."}, {"start": 8875.64, "end": 8876.64, "text": " Slow off."}, {"start": 8876.64, "end": 8877.64, "text": " Six to seven."}, {"start": 8877.64, "end": 8878.64, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 8878.64, "end": 8879.64, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8879.64, "end": 8880.64, "text": " Slow off."}, {"start": 8880.64, "end": 8881.64, "text": " Slow off."}, {"start": 8881.64, "end": 8882.64, "text": " Good job, Nick."}, {"start": 8882.64, "end": 8883.64, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 8883.64, "end": 8884.64, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8884.64, "end": 8885.64, "text": " What's next?"}, {"start": 8885.64, "end": 8886.64, "text": " Abs and quenish."}, {"start": 8886.64, "end": 8887.64, "text": " We're done, done?"}, {"start": 8887.64, "end": 8888.64, "text": " We're quenish on the back, we're doing that."}, {"start": 8888.64, "end": 8889.64, "text": " Yeah, so where are we going now?"}, {"start": 8889.64, "end": 8890.64, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 8890.64, "end": 8891.64, "text": " We need a bench."}, {"start": 8891.64, "end": 8892.64, "text": " We can take that floor."}, {"start": 8892.64, "end": 8893.64, "text": " If they're not using it."}, {"start": 8893.64, "end": 8894.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8894.64, "end": 8895.64, "text": " We need a bench."}, {"start": 8895.64, "end": 8896.64, "text": " We need a bench."}, {"start": 8896.64, "end": 8897.64, "text": " We need a bench."}, {"start": 8897.64, "end": 8898.64, "text": " We need a bench."}, {"start": 8898.64, "end": 8900.64, "text": " We can take that one if they're not using it."}, {"start": 8900.64, "end": 8901.64, "text": " And then we go over there."}, {"start": 8901.64, "end": 8903.64, "text": " I will show you a good ab exercise."}, {"start": 8903.64, "end": 8904.64, "text": " Ab exercise."}, {"start": 8904.64, "end": 8905.64, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 8905.64, "end": 8906.64, "text": " That's fun."}, {"start": 8906.64, "end": 8909.64, "text": " I don't think we've done an ab exercise."}, {"start": 8909.64, "end": 8911.64, "text": " Oh my arms dude."}, {"start": 8911.64, "end": 8912.64, "text": " I can take it up."}, {"start": 8912.64, "end": 8913.64, "text": " Just take this."}, {"start": 8913.64, "end": 8914.64, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8914.64, "end": 8915.64, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 8915.64, "end": 8916.64, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 8916.64, "end": 8917.64, "text": " That machine."}, {"start": 8917.64, "end": 8918.64, "text": " You got that rough?"}, {"start": 8918.64, "end": 8920.64, "text": " You're getting it out of your hands."}, {"start": 8920.64, "end": 8921.64, "text": " You're getting it out of your hands."}, {"start": 8921.64, "end": 8922.64, "text": " I'm getting it too."}, {"start": 8922.64, "end": 8923.64, "text": " It's my bad."}, {"start": 8923.64, "end": 8924.64, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8924.64, "end": 8925.64, "text": " Some of the hands."}, {"start": 8925.64, "end": 8926.64, "text": " Yeah, right there."}, {"start": 8926.64, "end": 8929.64, "text": " the next gym session. Look at that. Cal is right there."}, {"start": 8929.64, "end": 8931.64, "text": " I'm gonna film this off of you."}, {"start": 8931.64, "end": 8934.64, "text": " I'll throw it off."}, {"start": 8934.64, "end": 8936.64, "text": " So we got a while. We got a little rest time."}, {"start": 8936.64, "end": 8942.64, "text": " This is an exercise I have now found the most effective."}, {"start": 8942.64, "end": 8947.64, "text": " I found it in 6.45 Mr. Linkton."}, {"start": 8947.64, "end": 8951.64, "text": " I think it is Dorian Yates' program."}, {"start": 8951.64, "end": 8953.64, "text": " I know what you just said."}, {"start": 8956.64, "end": 8964.64, "text": " Oh jeez. Well first time we've seen this sort of part of our gym is new to us. Okay."}, {"start": 8964.64, "end": 8966.64, "text": " Is the basketball court?"}, {"start": 8970.64, "end": 8974.64, "text": " First 245's on the bar. What? I thought we were doing abs."}, {"start": 8974.64, "end": 8979.64, "text": " Here we are. This is just for support because we are heavyweights so we need a lot of support."}, {"start": 8979.64, "end": 8981.64, "text": " Oh I can't really even carry this."}, {"start": 8981.64, "end": 8997.72, "text": " 2.45? Oh my God. This is not lifting the bar. That is just for support. Okay. I feel"}, {"start": 8997.72, "end": 9005.519999999999, "text": " rub. I feel good. Not lifting the bar. I'm lifting just to move it. Okay, how does this"}, {"start": 9005.519999999999, "end": 9009.8, "text": " work? You're going to have camera on the side. This is the best. So, you're sitting"}, {"start": 9009.800000000001, "end": 9015.080000000002, "text": " on the bench with your ass like a little bit over edge okay this is for support"}, {"start": 9016.12, "end": 9022.04, "text": " you go down impossible say like you're stretching out oh man and then you're just"}, {"start": 9025.400000000001, "end": 9027.880000000001, "text": " im fucking usable it's gg"}, {"start": 9031.080000000002, "end": 9035.800000000001, "text": " everyone there's lots of abs and everyone in the cat is like oh hell no there's a lot of"}, {"start": 9035.800000000001, "end": 9037.800000000001, "text": " I'm a machine, I'm a machine."}, {"start": 9037.800000000001, "end": 9039.800000000001, "text": " Everyone's typing GG."}, {"start": 9039.800000000001, "end": 9041.800000000001, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 9041.800000000001, "end": 9043.800000000001, "text": " Sir Pop."}, {"start": 9043.800000000001, "end": 9045.800000000001, "text": " Minus one, Nick."}, {"start": 9045.800000000001, "end": 9047.800000000001, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 9047.800000000001, "end": 9049.800000000001, "text": " Well, I'll go first because I've had the break, so I'll do it."}, {"start": 9049.800000000001, "end": 9051.800000000001, "text": " You got this champ?"}, {"start": 9051.800000000001, "end": 9053.800000000001, "text": " Yep. This is impossible."}, {"start": 9053.800000000001, "end": 9055.800000000001, "text": " Put it in there, champ."}, {"start": 9055.800000000001, "end": 9057.800000000001, "text": " Don't fuck up your neck."}, {"start": 9057.800000000001, "end": 9059.800000000001, "text": " I have a little bit of over edge."}, {"start": 9059.800000000001, "end": 9061.800000000001, "text": " Over the edge? You mean like the bones?"}, {"start": 9061.800000000001, "end": 9063.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, the bones are off."}, {"start": 9063.800000000001, "end": 9068.36, "text": " have your legs there, you won't fall. This one you can't move, it's heavier than you."}, {"start": 9068.36, "end": 9072.920000000002, "text": " And then you go all the way till you feel the abs stretching right."}, {"start": 9072.920000000002, "end": 9084.800000000001, "text": " You can go deeper. And when you get up, don't start the movement there. Just do the crunch."}, {"start": 9084.800000000001, "end": 9089.920000000002, "text": " You can hold your arms here and just feel that the abs are stretching. You see now"}, {"start": 9089.92, "end": 9090.92, "text": " I don't know if you're gonna do this."}, {"start": 9090.92, "end": 9091.92, "text": " You're gonna go straight up."}, {"start": 9091.92, "end": 9092.92, "text": " I'm not even talking with you."}, {"start": 9092.92, "end": 9094.92, "text": " Like, you're gonna do this."}, {"start": 9094.92, "end": 9095.92, "text": " Imagine that."}, {"start": 9095.92, "end": 9096.92, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 9096.92, "end": 9097.92, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 9097.92, "end": 9098.92, "text": " I will show you."}, {"start": 9098.92, "end": 9099.92, "text": " Okay, I will guide you."}, {"start": 9099.92, "end": 9100.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9100.92, "end": 9101.92, "text": " Now you're holding it."}, {"start": 9101.92, "end": 9102.92, "text": " Put it back a little bit."}, {"start": 9102.92, "end": 9105.92, "text": " So you're rounding it."}, {"start": 9105.92, "end": 9106.92, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9106.92, "end": 9108.92, "text": " You just crunch up."}, {"start": 9108.92, "end": 9110.92, "text": " Hold it down and there."}, {"start": 9110.92, "end": 9111.92, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9111.92, "end": 9112.92, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9112.92, "end": 9113.92, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 9113.92, "end": 9115.92, "text": " Now you're using it flexor."}, {"start": 9115.92, "end": 9116.92, "text": " Fuck you, man."}, {"start": 9116.92, "end": 9117.92, "text": " What are you saying?"}, {"start": 9117.92, "end": 9124.36, "text": " oh my god my legs you're not even trying bro you're not even thinking to do it"}, {"start": 9124.36, "end": 9126.98, "text": " right chance stupid ass motherfucker I'm gonna start saying"}, {"start": 9126.98, "end": 9132.14, "text": " get out of my face you will I cannot wait until your turn okay so you don't"}, {"start": 9132.14, "end": 9136.52, "text": " want me to use oh my goodness just popped"}, {"start": 9136.52, "end": 9143.06, "text": " 60 years old you're 232 yeah it was a good pop I like it but it's it didn't"}, {"start": 9143.06, "end": 9145.06, "text": " I know it could."}, {"start": 9145.06, "end": 9148.06, "text": " Oh, hip-hopping."}, {"start": 9148.06, "end": 9152.06, "text": " Imagine you're just crunching the abs up."}, {"start": 9152.06, "end": 9154.06, "text": " Stretch."}, {"start": 9154.06, "end": 9156.06, "text": " Oh, it kills my back, man."}, {"start": 9156.06, "end": 9158.06, "text": " It's just because you're a little bit weak."}, {"start": 9158.06, "end": 9159.06, "text": " Yeah, no shit."}, {"start": 9159.06, "end": 9161.06, "text": " I'll show you one more time the difference."}, {"start": 9161.06, "end": 9162.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9162.06, "end": 9163.06, "text": " Look at the difference."}, {"start": 9163.06, "end": 9164.06, "text": " I mean, I can't see myself as the problem."}, {"start": 9164.06, "end": 9165.06, "text": " Well, we'll see it here on the camera."}, {"start": 9165.06, "end": 9166.06, "text": " You look like a bitch."}, {"start": 9166.06, "end": 9168.06, "text": " But if we're too weak to do without using our back,"}, {"start": 9168.06, "end": 9169.06, "text": " does that count as show you the same time?"}, {"start": 9169.06, "end": 9170.06, "text": " He pushed me!"}, {"start": 9170.06, "end": 9171.06, "text": " He pushed me!"}, {"start": 9171.06, "end": 9177.859999999999, "text": " deserve it so instead of because you were doing this right you were there and"}, {"start": 9177.859999999999, "end": 9184.539999999999, "text": " then you just like this that's what I did yeah that's what you did"}, {"start": 9184.539999999999, "end": 9188.3, "text": " oh yeah"}, {"start": 9201.06, "end": 9203.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9231.06, "end": 9233.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9261.06, "end": 9263.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9291.06, "end": 9293.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9321.06, "end": 9323.119999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9351.06, "end": 9353.06, "text": " You"}, {"start": 9366.779999999999, "end": 9370.22, "text": " Oh my god, my mom's calling me fuck up. Hey mom"}, {"start": 9373.9, "end": 9379.96, "text": " Like my grandma my grandma died I have to go she didn't yeah grandma peas day. Yeah, Nick yep"}, {"start": 9379.960000000001, "end": 9384.28, "text": " Dude, she fell down the stairs and she shit herself on the way down."}, {"start": 9384.28, "end": 9386.92, "text": " Life alert motherfucker, sit down."}, {"start": 9386.92, "end": 9390.320000000002, "text": " There's nothing you can do about it, now just try."}, {"start": 9390.320000000002, "end": 9392.320000000002, "text": " She's already dead, go ahead."}, {"start": 9392.320000000002, "end": 9396.000000000002, "text": " If this was real, I would have horrible friends."}, {"start": 9396.000000000002, "end": 9397.000000000002, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 9397.000000000002, "end": 9399.080000000002, "text": " You know, even sitting down would be tiring."}, {"start": 9399.080000000002, "end": 9401.880000000001, "text": " Yep, get your ass off the side."}, {"start": 9401.880000000001, "end": 9403.84, "text": " Wait, I'm not going to sit."}, {"start": 9403.84, "end": 9406.240000000002, "text": " I'll squat at a point."}, {"start": 9406.240000000002, "end": 9407.160000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9407.160000000002, "end": 9408.28, "text": " All the way down."}, {"start": 9408.28, "end": 9414.16, "text": " Stretching your abs up. Oh, he's gonna cramp again. Oh, he's already"}, {"start": 9415.6, "end": 9417.6, "text": " There it is all the way"}, {"start": 9417.6, "end": 9419.6, "text": " It's a good stretcher."}, {"start": 9419.6, "end": 9421.6, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 9421.6, "end": 9423.6, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 9427.6, "end": 9429.6, "text": " I think it's better than me."}, {"start": 9429.6, "end": 9431.6, "text": " This should be easy."}, {"start": 9431.6, "end": 9433.6, "text": " 35, 35."}, {"start": 9433.6, "end": 9437.6, "text": " That was a demonic scream."}, {"start": 9437.6, "end": 9439.6, "text": " There were demons leaving your body."}, {"start": 9439.6, "end": 9441.6, "text": " Was that right form at least?"}, {"start": 9441.6, "end": 9443.6, "text": " It was pretty close."}, {"start": 9443.6, "end": 9445.6, "text": " Imagine this stretch."}, {"start": 9445.6, "end": 9447.6, "text": " Why are we doing this?"}, {"start": 9447.6, "end": 9449.6, "text": " Because you want abs."}, {"start": 9449.6, "end": 9451.6, "text": " Women don't like abs."}, {"start": 9451.6, "end": 9453.6, "text": " It's good to do this."}, {"start": 9453.6, "end": 9455.6, "text": " We haven't done that workout."}, {"start": 9455.6, "end": 9457.6, "text": " Every time you get naked,"}, {"start": 9457.6, "end": 9459.6, "text": " can't she look disgusted in your face?"}, {"start": 9459.6, "end": 9461.6, "text": " Just think about that."}, {"start": 9461.6, "end": 9463.6, "text": " If you had a six back,"}, {"start": 9463.6, "end": 9465.6, "text": " she would actually look a little bit happy for once."}, {"start": 9465.6, "end": 9467.6, "text": " I've seen her face."}, {"start": 9467.6, "end": 9469.6, "text": " Get the fuck down and do those rubs."}, {"start": 9469.6, "end": 9471.6, "text": " Good one, Knut."}, {"start": 9471.6, "end": 9473.6, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 9473.6, "end": 9474.1, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 9474.1, "end": 9475.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9475.6, "end": 9477.6, "text": " I hope no slips there."}, {"start": 9485.6, "end": 9487.6, "text": " How far am I supposed to go up?"}, {"start": 9487.6, "end": 9490.6, "text": " You don't need to go more than when you have done up."}, {"start": 9490.6, "end": 9492.6, "text": " So you're a little perpendicular."}, {"start": 9492.6, "end": 9496.6, "text": " So you're trying to do this movement right around your back."}, {"start": 9496.6, "end": 9499.6, "text": " Once you get to the point where it doesn't hurt, I think you don't need to go there."}, {"start": 9499.6, "end": 9501.6, "text": " You can just lift your head over."}, {"start": 9501.6, "end": 9503.6, "text": " Imagine everything is spinning."}, {"start": 9503.6, "end": 9506.6, "text": " Okay, but when you get vertical, right?"}, {"start": 9506.6, "end": 9507.6, "text": " It's getting worse."}, {"start": 9507.6, "end": 9510.6, "text": " How do you prevent the blood from going into the brain?"}, {"start": 9510.6, "end": 9512.6, "text": " What am I doing wrong?"}, {"start": 9512.6, "end": 9514.6, "text": " You're not doing it completely wrong."}, {"start": 9514.6, "end": 9515.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9515.6, "end": 9518.6, "text": " But you use more hip flexors,"}, {"start": 9518.6, "end": 9521.6, "text": " like lifting the whole upper body up,"}, {"start": 9521.6, "end": 9524.6, "text": " compared to just what you want to use."}, {"start": 9524.6, "end": 9526.6, "text": " You can do that a little bit as well."}, {"start": 9526.6, "end": 9530.6, "text": " But imagine that you're just lifting the head up towards your..."}, {"start": 9530.6, "end": 9532.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9535.6, "end": 9541.04, "text": " Will have I will buy a dearly. Oh, give me a second hold there. I got you one more revenue for any second"}, {"start": 9541.04, "end": 9545.140000000001, "text": " How many do you even do you do one? No, I didn't I didn't like a couple but my form is awful"}, {"start": 9545.140000000001, "end": 9550.68, "text": " I'm gonna fix it for sure. I got me guy. Okay. Yep. Yeah, when you go backwards, just hold your hand"}, {"start": 9550.68, "end": 9555.720000000001, "text": " It's easier if you hold your hand straight because I have less weight, right? Okay, so you can just have them there"}, {"start": 9555.72, "end": 9563.199999999999, "text": " Man, you go round, round, round, round, round, round, round, then you stop all the way there,"}, {"start": 9563.199999999999, "end": 9572.199999999999, "text": " then you quarter down, and now, you just flip your upper up, there, that's enough,"}, {"start": 9572.199999999999, "end": 9575.32, "text": " and then down, he's pushing it in, he's pushing it in."}, {"start": 9575.32, "end": 9578.119999999999, "text": " And then, oh you motherfucker!"}, {"start": 9578.119999999999, "end": 9579.119999999999, "text": " Do you see?"}, {"start": 9579.119999999999, "end": 9580.119999999999, "text": " I feel the movement."}, {"start": 9580.119999999999, "end": 9581.119999999999, "text": " I felt Jesus."}, {"start": 9581.119999999999, "end": 9584.64, "text": " It was almost Jesus touching it."}, {"start": 9584.64, "end": 9586.34, "text": " Oh, that was really good, Nick."}, {"start": 9586.34, "end": 9586.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9586.84, "end": 9587.439999999999, "text": " Really good."}, {"start": 9587.439999999999, "end": 9589.199999999999, "text": " But you felt the difference, right?"}, {"start": 9589.199999999999, "end": 9590.599999999999, "text": " Dude, this is a full body workout."}, {"start": 9590.599999999999, "end": 9591.72, "text": " Can you move your legs hurt?"}, {"start": 9591.72, "end": 9593.199999999999, "text": " Yeah, no, my legs aren't hurting too."}, {"start": 9593.199999999999, "end": 9594.199999999999, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 9594.199999999999, "end": 9596.279999999999, "text": " Come on, trunk."}, {"start": 9596.279999999999, "end": 9597.96, "text": " Can you do it on a set?"}, {"start": 9597.96, "end": 9598.8, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 9598.8, "end": 9600.0, "text": " Can you do this, you go, then I go."}, {"start": 9600.0, "end": 9600.88, "text": " Is there water?"}, {"start": 9600.88, "end": 9601.88, "text": " Anyone have water?"}, {"start": 9601.88, "end": 9603.72, "text": " I downed all my Gatorade."}, {"start": 9603.72, "end": 9607.72, "text": " I should just like, I get so dizzy doing this."}, {"start": 9607.72, "end": 9610.0, "text": " Yeah, don't do it then."}, {"start": 9610.0, "end": 9612.64, "text": " It's because we're so scared of going down."}, {"start": 9612.64, "end": 9614.599999999999, "text": " We're taking five years to go down."}, {"start": 9614.599999999999, "end": 9615.439999999999, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 9616.72, "end": 9619.039999999999, "text": " Did I have a nice like penis bulge?"}, {"start": 9619.96, "end": 9622.4, "text": " You had a bulge but I wanted a penis."}, {"start": 9622.4, "end": 9623.24, "text": " I zoomed in."}, {"start": 9623.24, "end": 9624.08, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 9624.08, "end": 9626.08, "text": " Okay, everyone's gonna call me a pussy and hate me."}, {"start": 9626.08, "end": 9626.92, "text": " Who is?"}, {"start": 9626.92, "end": 9627.76, "text": " I'm an ugly."}, {"start": 9627.76, "end": 9628.72, "text": " I'm here, they won't hate you Rob."}, {"start": 9628.72, "end": 9630.519999999999, "text": " No, Nick, Nick actually, AOE time."}, {"start": 9630.519999999999, "end": 9631.599999999999, "text": " I have to all hate."}, {"start": 9631.599999999999, "end": 9633.0, "text": " That's true actually."}, {"start": 9633.0, "end": 9633.92, "text": " Yeah, I think it was Russell."}, {"start": 9633.92, "end": 9636.8, "text": " Russell was like, Nick, your superpower on Twitch"}, {"start": 9636.8, "end": 9638.519999999999, "text": " is that everyone around you looks better."}, {"start": 9638.519999999999, "end": 9639.359999999999, "text": " True."}, {"start": 9642.64, "end": 9652.64, "text": " God, how many is he gonna do?"}, {"start": 9652.64, "end": 9654.64, "text": " So is that E-Rob's better than you with that?"}, {"start": 9654.64, "end": 9655.64, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 9655.64, "end": 9656.64, "text": " I don't know if that's true though."}, {"start": 9656.64, "end": 9658.64, "text": " I don't think E-Rob's actually as better."}, {"start": 9658.64, "end": 9662.64, "text": " I mean, E-Rob's making art look pretty good today, so I say so."}, {"start": 9662.64, "end": 9668.64, "text": " He really had no shot anyways."}, {"start": 9668.64, "end": 9679.039999999999, "text": " Someone said Sosa said be a Nordigan."}, {"start": 9679.039999999999, "end": 9680.039999999999, "text": " Who's Sosa?"}, {"start": 9680.039999999999, "end": 9681.039999999999, "text": " Sammy Sosa."}, {"start": 9681.039999999999, "end": 9682.039999999999, "text": " Simon Sammy."}, {"start": 9682.039999999999, "end": 9683.039999999999, "text": " Alright Soda Poppin."}, {"start": 9683.039999999999, "end": 9684.039999999999, "text": " Soda Poppin."}, {"start": 9684.039999999999, "end": 9685.039999999999, "text": " How about you pop these fucking abs?"}, {"start": 9685.039999999999, "end": 9686.039999999999, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 9686.039999999999, "end": 9687.039999999999, "text": " Oh you're doing it."}, {"start": 9687.039999999999, "end": 9688.039999999999, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 9688.04, "end": 9690.04, "text": " How about you pop these fucking abs?"}, {"start": 9694.04, "end": 9695.04, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 9696.04, "end": 9697.04, "text": " Oh, you're doing it!"}, {"start": 9697.04, "end": 9698.04, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 9698.04, "end": 9699.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9699.04, "end": 9700.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9700.04, "end": 9701.04, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 9702.04, "end": 9703.04, "text": " That's not bad actually."}, {"start": 9703.04, "end": 9705.04, "text": " What is actually doing it?"}, {"start": 9706.04, "end": 9708.04, "text": " I want to put my ass right in front of his head"}, {"start": 9708.04, "end": 9710.04, "text": " so he comes up and just pull the fucking..."}, {"start": 9710.04, "end": 9711.04, "text": " in and peen."}, {"start": 9711.04, "end": 9712.04, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 9715.04, "end": 9717.04, "text": " It kills my back."}, {"start": 9718.04, "end": 9721.04, "text": " This guy is not walking."}, {"start": 9721.04, "end": 9724.04, "text": " Okay, I'm good with that."}, {"start": 9724.04, "end": 9727.04, "text": " If it's hurting his back, isn't he doing the wrong motion then?"}, {"start": 9727.04, "end": 9729.04, "text": " Shouldn't he be doing this then?"}, {"start": 9729.04, "end": 9731.04, "text": " It doesn't hurt my back, but it doesn't feel comfortable."}, {"start": 9731.04, "end": 9733.04, "text": " It's probably just muscle strength."}, {"start": 9733.04, "end": 9736.04, "text": " Because I'm a tall boy and I've never been activated once in my life."}, {"start": 9736.04, "end": 9740.04, "text": " I think it is more that he has been sitting a lot, not doing anything."}, {"start": 9740.04, "end": 9741.04, "text": " I agree with Knut."}, {"start": 9741.04, "end": 9742.04, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 9742.04, "end": 9743.04, "text": " It doesn't feel like it's..."}, {"start": 9743.04, "end": 9745.04, "text": " Because there's no weight on his own body."}, {"start": 9745.04, "end": 9747.04, "text": " I mean you can't fuck yourself."}, {"start": 9747.04, "end": 9749.04, "text": " I think we're good to go, man."}, {"start": 9749.04, "end": 9751.04, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 9751.04, "end": 9752.04, "text": " Rob?"}, {"start": 9752.04, "end": 9753.04, "text": " That was pretty good."}, {"start": 9753.04, "end": 9755.04, "text": " I mean, should I? I don't know. I get really bad vertigo."}, {"start": 9755.04, "end": 9756.04, "text": " Don't do it, Rob."}, {"start": 9756.04, "end": 9757.04, "text": " I don't want to, like, die."}, {"start": 9757.04, "end": 9758.04, "text": " No, no, don't die, then."}, {"start": 9758.04, "end": 9759.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9759.04, "end": 9761.04, "text": " If it was to pray, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 9761.04, "end": 9763.04, "text": " All right, Nick, go ahead."}, {"start": 9763.04, "end": 9765.04, "text": " But Nick, it's a hockey player."}, {"start": 9765.04, "end": 9766.04, "text": " There ain't no way."}, {"start": 9766.04, "end": 9768.04, "text": " I don't think if I die on stream, that's all it's up, right?"}, {"start": 9768.04, "end": 9769.04, "text": " I think he can't handle this."}, {"start": 9769.04, "end": 9770.04, "text": " All it's up people can't go anywhere."}, {"start": 9770.04, "end": 9771.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9771.04, "end": 9772.04, "text": " You won't ever go anywhere."}, {"start": 9772.04, "end": 9774.04, "text": " No, but I was saying, like, if I die on stream,"}, {"start": 9774.04, "end": 9776.04, "text": " that's a big clip for you, you know?"}, {"start": 9776.04, "end": 9781.640000000001, "text": " The only thing on the weight grows with you but sorry. Oh, he said it"}, {"start": 9783.04, "end": 9786.2, "text": " Okay days without mentioning the body zero"}, {"start": 9789.2, "end": 9791.2, "text": " These are not the right shoes for this"}, {"start": 9799.960000000001, "end": 9801.640000000001, "text": " Who know"}, {"start": 9801.64, "end": 9805.359999999999, "text": " So how many of you guys think you could do this workout on your first try you can you do 10 Nick?"}, {"start": 9805.92, "end": 9810.279999999999, "text": " That's three. It isn't bad. This is pretty good. That's four"}, {"start": 9813.519999999999, "end": 9818.88, "text": " That's five giga 10 you can get 10 six"}, {"start": 9822.96, "end": 9828.68, "text": " Seven two more or three more eight now two more"}, {"start": 9831.64, "end": 9833.64, "text": " Uno."}, {"start": 9835.64, "end": 9837.64, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 9837.64, "end": 9838.64, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 9838.64, "end": 9840.64, "text": " Can you feel it there now?"}, {"start": 9840.64, "end": 9841.64, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 9841.64, "end": 9843.64, "text": " Do you feel it Mr. Kraus?"}, {"start": 9843.64, "end": 9845.64, "text": " Alright, can you figure it out?"}, {"start": 9845.64, "end": 9848.64, "text": " Oh, this is not going to be good dude."}, {"start": 9848.64, "end": 9849.64, "text": " It's going to be sore."}, {"start": 9849.64, "end": 9851.64, "text": " This is not going to be good bro."}, {"start": 9851.64, "end": 9853.64, "text": " I mean, I think I can push myself more in my next set."}, {"start": 9853.64, "end": 9856.64, "text": " Bro, I got a hoppy tomorrow bro."}, {"start": 9856.64, "end": 9860.64, "text": " Why are you, hold on, you're actually like playing a full contact sport."}, {"start": 9860.64, "end": 9863.4, "text": " Yeah, why are you gonna get sore in the abs?"}, {"start": 9863.4, "end": 9864.8, "text": " Because of this."}, {"start": 9864.8, "end": 9866.92, "text": " Do you not get, like, we use your whole body in hockey?"}, {"start": 9866.92, "end": 9867.96, "text": " No, really."}, {"start": 9867.96, "end": 9868.96, "text": " It's like swimming."}, {"start": 9868.96, "end": 9870.0, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9870.0, "end": 9871.92, "text": " It's not full contact, either."}, {"start": 9871.92, "end": 9872.92, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 9872.92, "end": 9874.68, "text": " You can't check somebody."}, {"start": 9874.68, "end": 9875.68, "text": " What does check mean?"}, {"start": 9876.72, "end": 9878.24, "text": " This thing of the puck, okay?"}, {"start": 9879.599999999999, "end": 9882.4, "text": " So you can't just, no, hit me."}, {"start": 9882.4, "end": 9883.9, "text": " Even though some guy tried to,"}, {"start": 9883.9, "end": 9885.56, "text": " I was shooting a shot,"}, {"start": 9885.56, "end": 9887.279999999999, "text": " he, like, just came straight at me last game,"}, {"start": 9887.279999999999, "end": 9889.4, "text": " and he hit me as hard as he could,"}, {"start": 9889.4, "end": 9893.8, "text": " he fell over so there was no penalty but if you fell over it'd be a penalty yeah"}, {"start": 9895.0, "end": 9902.119999999999, "text": " wow so in regular hardy can you check people yeah wow dude like actually it was like I was like"}, {"start": 9902.119999999999, "end": 9908.039999999999, "text": " stunned when he hit me but I didn't fall over because people I'm like 230 pounds bro I'm with"}, {"start": 9908.039999999999, "end": 9915.88, "text": " my hockey gear on how much is this guy not that probably like me 170 180 maybe like 200 pounds"}, {"start": 9915.880000000001, "end": 9916.880000000001, "text": " It's a little bigger than me."}, {"start": 9916.880000000001, "end": 9918.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, a little bit bigger."}, {"start": 9918.380000000001, "end": 9921.380000000001, "text": " But people underestimate me hockey all the time."}, {"start": 9923.380000000001, "end": 9924.380000000001, "text": " It's that cute."}, {"start": 9927.380000000001, "end": 9928.380000000001, "text": " We're gonna do a third set spot."}, {"start": 9931.380000000001, "end": 9932.880000000001, "text": " I don't even have the six pack anymore."}, {"start": 9932.880000000001, "end": 9933.880000000001, "text": " This isn't up to good."}, {"start": 9933.880000000001, "end": 9934.880000000001, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 9934.880000000001, "end": 9936.880000000001, "text": " One, ooh, it's a two pack."}, {"start": 9938.380000000001, "end": 9939.880000000001, "text": " I'm too much fat."}, {"start": 9939.880000000001, "end": 9941.380000000001, "text": " We changed that today."}, {"start": 9941.380000000001, "end": 9942.380000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9945.380000000001, "end": 9946.380000000001, "text": " Okay, no."}, {"start": 9946.380000000001, "end": 9948.380000000001, "text": " No, we're not doing that."}, {"start": 9949.380000000001, "end": 9951.380000000001, "text": " We'll just go full chief."}, {"start": 9951.380000000001, "end": 9953.380000000001, "text": " I know, right?"}, {"start": 9957.380000000001, "end": 9958.380000000001, "text": " I'll turn the camera on."}, {"start": 9958.380000000001, "end": 9960.380000000001, "text": " Nick, you're sold out in the pubs."}, {"start": 9960.380000000001, "end": 9961.380000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9963.380000000001, "end": 9965.380000000001, "text": " That's a T-bag."}, {"start": 9965.380000000001, "end": 9967.380000000001, "text": " T-Bag butt stretch."}, {"start": 9967.380000000001, "end": 9972.380000000001, "text": " How many are you doing so far so far?"}, {"start": 9972.380000000001, "end": 9973.380000000001, "text": " Six."}, {"start": 9973.380000000001, "end": 9974.380000000001, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 9974.380000000001, "end": 9977.380000000001, "text": " Look again, Mr. Morris."}, {"start": 9977.380000000001, "end": 9982.380000000001, "text": " There are two wolves up there."}, {"start": 9982.380000000001, "end": 9983.380000000001, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 9983.380000000001, "end": 9987.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, my lower back kills from that."}, {"start": 9987.380000000001, "end": 9988.380000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9988.380000000001, "end": 9989.380000000001, "text": " Finished."}, {"start": 9989.380000000001, "end": 9990.380000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9990.380000000001, "end": 9993.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, my lower back kills from that."}, {"start": 9993.820000000002, "end": 9994.820000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9994.820000000002, "end": 9995.820000000002, "text": " Finished."}, {"start": 9995.820000000002, "end": 9996.820000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9996.820000000002, "end": 10004.78, "text": " Tomorrow, when they wake up from bed and they try to go up chest, try to do this, they're"}, {"start": 10004.78, "end": 10006.500000000002, "text": " not going to stand up."}, {"start": 10006.500000000002, "end": 10007.500000000002, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 10007.500000000002, "end": 10008.500000000002, "text": " Good work."}, {"start": 10008.500000000002, "end": 10009.500000000002, "text": " Good work."}, {"start": 10009.500000000002, "end": 10010.500000000002, "text": " I'll put it back."}, {"start": 10010.500000000002, "end": 10011.500000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10011.500000000002, "end": 10012.500000000002, "text": " Relatives."}, {"start": 10012.5, "end": 10020.62, "text": " Alright, let's go have some fun now."}, {"start": 10020.62, "end": 10021.9, "text": " Wait, are we done working out?"}, {"start": 10021.9, "end": 10022.9, "text": " Yeah, that was it."}, {"start": 10022.9, "end": 10023.9, "text": " Oh, that was interesting."}, {"start": 10023.9, "end": 10026.02, "text": " Okay, let's go have some fucking fun, baby."}, {"start": 10026.02, "end": 10028.82, "text": " Oh, well, we gotta go make the food."}, {"start": 10028.82, "end": 10031.06, "text": " Now you gotta make the food, bitch."}, {"start": 10031.06, "end": 10032.06, "text": " You gotta make the food."}, {"start": 10032.06, "end": 10034.7, "text": " I want you to learn how to use the grill, man."}, {"start": 10034.7, "end": 10035.7, "text": " I'll watch it, man."}, {"start": 10035.7, "end": 10036.7, "text": " I'll watch."}, {"start": 10036.7, "end": 10037.7, "text": " Hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 10037.7, "end": 10038.7, "text": " How do we set the grill on fire?"}, {"start": 10038.7, "end": 10039.7, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 10039.7, "end": 10040.7, "text": " Do we need anything?"}, {"start": 10040.7, "end": 10041.7, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10041.7, "end": 10043.94, "text": " car cool and like lighter fluid?"}, {"start": 10043.94, "end": 10047.54, "text": " I think you have a gas, it's a gas."}, {"start": 10047.54, "end": 10049.1, "text": " You have a propane."}, {"start": 10049.1, "end": 10050.78, "text": " Do we have propane though?"}, {"start": 10050.78, "end": 10051.78, "text": " I mean, do you ever use it?"}, {"start": 10051.78, "end": 10052.78, "text": " It's built into your house."}, {"start": 10052.78, "end": 10053.380000000001, "text": " Oh, it is?"}, {"start": 10053.380000000001, "end": 10053.980000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10053.980000000001, "end": 10055.140000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10055.140000000001, "end": 10056.58, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 10056.58, "end": 10057.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10057.18, "end": 10059.300000000001, "text": " It's time to party."}, {"start": 10059.300000000001, "end": 10062.02, "text": " Wait, so Nick, you have to drive your car, don't you?"}, {"start": 10062.02, "end": 10062.86, "text": " Wait, no, you came with us."}, {"start": 10062.86, "end": 10063.5, "text": " Pull me out to bring it."}, {"start": 10063.5, "end": 10064.140000000001, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 10064.140000000001, "end": 10065.26, "text": " Was that the big dam?"}, {"start": 10065.26, "end": 10066.460000000001, "text": " I think he does, yeah."}, {"start": 10066.460000000001, "end": 10068.42, "text": " I could be wrong, but last time I checked for propane,"}, {"start": 10068.42, "end": 10069.66, "text": " there was."}, {"start": 10069.66, "end": 10070.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10070.18, "end": 10071.300000000001, "text": " Canute."}, {"start": 10071.300000000001, "end": 10073.420000000002, "text": " Until next time, oh right, you made that microphone."}, {"start": 10073.420000000002, "end": 10074.6, "text": " What is next time?"}, {"start": 10074.6, "end": 10075.500000000002, "text": " Next time Thursday."}, {"start": 10075.500000000002, "end": 10076.340000000002, "text": " Thursday."}, {"start": 10076.340000000002, "end": 10078.94, "text": " I think we need to do next time."}, {"start": 10078.94, "end": 10080.060000000001, "text": " I agree, thank you."}, {"start": 10080.060000000001, "end": 10080.900000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 10080.900000000001, "end": 10081.740000000002, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 10081.740000000002, "end": 10083.740000000002, "text": " Are you coming back Monday?"}, {"start": 10083.740000000002, "end": 10085.220000000001, "text": " When's your next workout?"}, {"start": 10085.220000000001, "end": 10086.78, "text": " Or every day?"}, {"start": 10086.78, "end": 10089.62, "text": " Maybe I'll come a different day, like in between."}, {"start": 10089.62, "end": 10091.580000000002, "text": " Okay, that sounds like a deal."}, {"start": 10091.580000000002, "end": 10092.980000000001, "text": " Until next time, can you?"}, {"start": 10092.980000000001, "end": 10094.18, "text": " Gigi's canoeing gamer."}, {"start": 10094.18, "end": 10095.1, "text": " Shout out to new."}, {"start": 10095.1, "end": 10095.94, "text": " Later."}, {"start": 10095.94, "end": 10096.900000000001, "text": " Thank you brother."}, {"start": 10096.900000000001, "end": 10097.740000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10097.740000000002, "end": 10099.500000000002, "text": " This was a good day."}, {"start": 10099.500000000002, "end": 10100.340000000002, "text": " It was good."}, {"start": 10100.34, "end": 10102.34, "text": " Oh my chest is gonna fucking hurt."}, {"start": 10102.34, "end": 10104.34, "text": " Handle these every car on now so we're not howling in there."}, {"start": 10104.34, "end": 10106.34, "text": " Oh wait, you can't do it because it's German engineering."}, {"start": 10106.34, "end": 10107.34, "text": " They're gonna have an all-star."}, {"start": 10107.34, "end": 10109.34, "text": " Man, their car is so bad, Nick."}, {"start": 10109.34, "end": 10110.34, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 10110.34, "end": 10111.34, "text": " Heard."}, {"start": 10111.34, "end": 10112.34, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10112.34, "end": 10114.34, "text": " Rob, let's go eat, baby."}, {"start": 10114.34, "end": 10116.34, "text": " Let's go weep."}, {"start": 10116.34, "end": 10118.34, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 10118.34, "end": 10120.34, "text": " Let's go see some delgis."}, {"start": 10122.34, "end": 10124.34, "text": " Okay, we can come over next time."}, {"start": 10124.34, "end": 10126.34, "text": " We'll get them next time."}, {"start": 10126.34, "end": 10128.34, "text": " I don't have enough food for..."}, {"start": 10128.34, "end": 10132.02, "text": " That man, I did not get that much food"}, {"start": 10136.1, "end": 10141.02, "text": " Next like I don't know if I have enough food to just feed him"}, {"start": 10149.74, "end": 10151.74, "text": " How's your neck good"}, {"start": 10152.18, "end": 10157.94, "text": " Everyone with me. Yeah here. All right, my neck. Are you doing princess? I miss you so much"}, {"start": 10158.34, "end": 10160.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10160.34, "end": 10162.34, "text": " You talking to me, Nick?"}, {"start": 10162.34, "end": 10164.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10164.34, "end": 10166.34, "text": " He's talking to his friend."}, {"start": 10166.34, "end": 10168.34, "text": " I thought he was talking to his friend."}, {"start": 10168.34, "end": 10170.34, "text": " I'm sorry, Rob."}, {"start": 10170.34, "end": 10172.34, "text": " I got kind of excited."}, {"start": 10172.34, "end": 10174.34, "text": " I'm gonna call Vicky."}, {"start": 10174.34, "end": 10176.34, "text": " Actually, let her know we're on our way home."}, {"start": 10176.34, "end": 10178.34, "text": " Someone smells good."}, {"start": 10178.34, "end": 10180.34, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 10180.34, "end": 10182.34, "text": " It do."}, {"start": 10182.34, "end": 10184.34, "text": " I'm hungry. He's cocked, man."}, {"start": 10184.34, "end": 10186.34, "text": " I'm so fucking hungry."}, {"start": 10186.34, "end": 10198.5, "text": " Sam where did I park over here I think so yeah yeah I'm right here my hands hurt"}, {"start": 10198.5, "end": 10201.06, "text": " so much"}, {"start": 10201.66, "end": 10206.94, "text": " that's not my car yes it is is this my car it's this one it looks expensive so"}, {"start": 10206.94, "end": 10212.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go on this one hey babe we're on our way home so let you know all right"}, {"start": 10212.380000000001, "end": 10214.380000000001, "text": " I love you. We'll be home in a bit. Bye"}, {"start": 10217.500000000002, "end": 10224.04, "text": " Okay, oh this car is hot as cock. Oh my god, Rob. Can you take this? Yeah. Whoo"}, {"start": 10225.18, "end": 10231.660000000002, "text": " It's not even by a Texas chance. I'm sorry, bro. Dude. This is pain. Yeah, this is no joke in this fucking heat"}, {"start": 10232.460000000001, "end": 10234.460000000001, "text": " All right, let me try this car on holy shit"}, {"start": 10242.380000000001, "end": 10243.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10243.380000000001, "end": 10244.380000000001, "text": " Take this, Rump."}, {"start": 10244.380000000001, "end": 10245.380000000001, "text": " Hold on to it."}, {"start": 10245.380000000001, "end": 10246.380000000001, "text": " We'll need to get home."}, {"start": 10246.380000000001, "end": 10247.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10247.380000000001, "end": 10248.380000000001, "text": " See, I got a bunch of food."}, {"start": 10248.380000000001, "end": 10249.380000000001, "text": " I put it in the fridge."}, {"start": 10249.380000000001, "end": 10250.380000000001, "text": " That thing's going to read it real quick."}, {"start": 10250.380000000001, "end": 10251.380000000001, "text": " I got the AC blasting."}, {"start": 10251.380000000001, "end": 10253.380000000001, "text": " But yeah, it is so hot in here."}, {"start": 10253.380000000001, "end": 10255.380000000001, "text": " Like, touch this, Rump."}, {"start": 10255.380000000001, "end": 10256.380000000001, "text": " Just touch that plastic."}, {"start": 10256.380000000001, "end": 10257.380000000001, "text": " That's really hot."}, {"start": 10257.380000000001, "end": 10258.380000000001, "text": " It burns."}, {"start": 10258.380000000001, "end": 10262.380000000001, "text": " That would actually burn your skin if you let it there for a while."}, {"start": 10262.380000000001, "end": 10263.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10263.380000000001, "end": 10264.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10264.380000000001, "end": 10265.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to put it in the fridge."}, {"start": 10265.380000000001, "end": 10266.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to put it in the fridge."}, {"start": 10266.380000000001, "end": 10267.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to put it in the fridge."}, {"start": 10267.380000000001, "end": 10268.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to put it in the fridge."}, {"start": 10268.380000000001, "end": 10269.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to put it in the fridge."}, {"start": 10269.380000000001, "end": 10270.380000000001, "text": " I'm going to put it in the fridge."}, {"start": 10270.380000000001, "end": 10271.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10271.380000000001, "end": 10276.500000000002, "text": " If you're there for like dude, I was trying to put my phone on this one day and like I burnt myself"}, {"start": 10276.500000000002, "end": 10282.04, "text": " I was gonna call me a pussy. I'm like, yeah, that would melt your skin. It's it's painfully hot"}, {"start": 10285.7, "end": 10290.18, "text": " Like I want to grab like a piece of me and hold it against that so you could like you can grill food on my car"}, {"start": 10290.18, "end": 10296.7, "text": " Yes, you can straight up not even meeting fuck it. Fuck the grill. Let's just turn the AC off"}, {"start": 10301.380000000001, "end": 10304.820000000002, "text": " See, I just listened to 101X."}, {"start": 10304.820000000002, "end": 10306.140000000001, "text": " You listened to FM Radio?"}, {"start": 10306.140000000001, "end": 10307.140000000001, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"start": 10307.140000000001, "end": 10309.220000000001, "text": " You were so old."}, {"start": 10309.220000000001, "end": 10310.220000000001, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 10310.220000000001, "end": 10311.220000000001, "text": " Where the fuck is Spotify?"}, {"start": 10311.220000000001, "end": 10316.7, "text": " Dude, yeah, I know it's Spotify, but I like the radio, man."}, {"start": 10316.7, "end": 10321.060000000001, "text": " Like the songs sound better when you're not in control of what's going on."}, {"start": 10321.060000000001, "end": 10322.060000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10322.060000000001, "end": 10323.060000000001, "text": " They do."}, {"start": 10323.060000000001, "end": 10326.420000000002, "text": " Do you like being tied down and fucked?"}, {"start": 10326.420000000002, "end": 10328.26, "text": " You know the movie, the Avengers movie?"}, {"start": 10328.26, "end": 10329.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10329.26, "end": 10330.76, "text": " Loki was onto something."}, {"start": 10330.76, "end": 10335.84, "text": " And he was talking about how people actually kind of like not being in control."}, {"start": 10335.84, "end": 10341.04, "text": " When it comes to shows and movies, I'm in music, I'm in belief."}, {"start": 10341.04, "end": 10342.6, "text": " You're a bit of a sub."}, {"start": 10342.6, "end": 10348.12, "text": " I just like it when you go to channel 43 and we're all in unison, we're all watching the"}, {"start": 10348.12, "end": 10349.12, "text": " same show."}, {"start": 10349.12, "end": 10351.6, "text": " Yo, did you watch a Family Guy last night?"}, {"start": 10351.6, "end": 10354.76, "text": " We already know what episode it was."}, {"start": 10354.76, "end": 10357.6, "text": " It was the Family Guy, it was the episode that day."}, {"start": 10357.6, "end": 10359.92, "text": " And then the radio, same thing."}, {"start": 10359.92, "end": 10363.82, "text": " I like I feel connected to the world. I don't know what I was going on about that"}, {"start": 10363.82, "end": 10368.8, "text": " Loki man. That was weird, but I like the fucking FM radio, but he did nothing wrong."}, {"start": 10368.8, "end": 10373.52, "text": " Huh? Yeah, you can like it. Listen, I'm not telling you not to like it, man. Okay?"}, {"start": 10373.52, "end": 10380.2, "text": " You're an old wrinkly ballsack having so much pop dance. I think young people agree with me."}, {"start": 10380.2, "end": 10384.72, "text": " Young people don't have cars to get into because I would not play this song on the"}, {"start": 10384.72, "end": 10386.72, "text": " I like Spotify, but I love it being done."}, {"start": 10390.22, "end": 10391.22, "text": " This song sucks."}, {"start": 10392.72, "end": 10393.72, "text": " Don't say that."}, {"start": 10393.72, "end": 10394.72, "text": " Are we there yet?"}, {"start": 10394.72, "end": 10395.72, "text": " No, we're not going to be there."}, {"start": 10395.72, "end": 10398.72, "text": " You're saying if you loaded up that song on Spotify, you'd be like, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 10398.72, "end": 10399.72, "text": " Yes, I'd skip it."}, {"start": 10399.72, "end": 10400.72, "text": " Yes, I'd skip it."}, {"start": 10400.72, "end": 10401.72, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10401.72, "end": 10403.72, "text": " I would skip this song."}, {"start": 10403.72, "end": 10406.72, "text": " And I would always end up on the same like eight songs probably."}, {"start": 10406.72, "end": 10408.72, "text": " You like Korean barbecue?"}, {"start": 10408.72, "end": 10409.72, "text": " Fuck, I love Korean barbecue."}, {"start": 10409.72, "end": 10410.72, "text": " You ever know any pop?"}, {"start": 10410.72, "end": 10411.72, "text": " I have."}, {"start": 10411.72, "end": 10413.72, "text": " I'm trying to figure it out over there."}, {"start": 10413.72, "end": 10415.72, "text": " I love it there. It's so good."}, {"start": 10417.72, "end": 10419.72, "text": " When was the last time you saw Marco?"}, {"start": 10419.72, "end": 10421.72, "text": " Dude, I haven't seen Marco in a while."}, {"start": 10421.72, "end": 10423.72, "text": " Do you want to get food with him?"}, {"start": 10423.72, "end": 10425.72, "text": " When? At some point in the future."}, {"start": 10425.72, "end": 10427.72, "text": " Yeah, I would love that. Yeah, absolutely."}, {"start": 10429.72, "end": 10430.72, "text": " Why, is he coming to town?"}, {"start": 10430.72, "end": 10431.72, "text": " Where he lives here."}, {"start": 10431.72, "end": 10433.72, "text": " What? Yep."}, {"start": 10433.72, "end": 10435.72, "text": " Since fucking when?"}, {"start": 10435.72, "end": 10436.72, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 10436.72, "end": 10438.72, "text": " Why are you saying exactly like you didn't know?"}, {"start": 10438.72, "end": 10440.72, "text": " I didn't know, but I never told you."}, {"start": 10440.72, "end": 10448.72, "text": " I did not know Marco lived here. I've not seen him in probably, probably Dreamhack at some point. Maybe eight years ago?"}, {"start": 10448.72, "end": 10451.72, "text": " Yeah, I messaged him. Maybe the next week or two."}, {"start": 10451.72, "end": 10453.72, "text": " Sure. Who's Marco?"}, {"start": 10453.72, "end": 10458.72, "text": " Nick, he's just like one of my really good buddies from a long time ago. I met him because he did ask me."}, {"start": 10458.72, "end": 10460.72, "text": " Us. Us, yeah."}, {"start": 10460.72, "end": 10461.72, "text": " This is pretty wild."}, {"start": 10461.72, "end": 10464.72, "text": " Actually, it was you. He did ask you. Why say us? Why say me?"}, {"start": 10464.72, "end": 10466.72, "text": " It was you."}, {"start": 10466.72, "end": 10477.519999999999, "text": " So he was like, hey, by the way, I got your IP this way, so maybe plug that hole."}, {"start": 10477.519999999999, "end": 10479.08, "text": " And then they get him to start talking more."}, {"start": 10479.08, "end": 10480.08, "text": " I responded to him."}, {"start": 10480.08, "end": 10483.32, "text": " I said, I don't negotiate with terrorists, but they become like one of my best friends."}, {"start": 10483.32, "end": 10484.84, "text": " We used to travel the world together."}, {"start": 10484.84, "end": 10491.439999999999, "text": " He lived, like he stayed with us for a long time, Chance, huh?"}, {"start": 10491.439999999999, "end": 10492.439999999999, "text": " Did he stay with us for longer?"}, {"start": 10492.439999999999, "end": 10493.439999999999, "text": " He would come visit sometimes."}, {"start": 10493.439999999999, "end": 10495.439999999999, "text": " He would come visit, but he never lived with us."}, {"start": 10495.44, "end": 10497.84, "text": " Remember he stayed in the attic and his legs got bit by those bugs?"}, {"start": 10497.84, "end": 10498.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10498.84, "end": 10500.84, "text": " You didn't get to rash?"}, {"start": 10500.84, "end": 10503.24, "text": " I think that's because you talked."}, {"start": 10503.24, "end": 10505.0, "text": " I didn't have the time to talk to him."}, {"start": 10505.0, "end": 10506.0, "text": " True."}, {"start": 10506.0, "end": 10507.0, "text": " Because you were paying for everything at the time."}, {"start": 10507.0, "end": 10508.0, "text": " Well, I was streaming all the time."}, {"start": 10508.0, "end": 10509.0, "text": " It was a good life, man."}, {"start": 10509.0, "end": 10510.0, "text": " I missed that."}, {"start": 10510.0, "end": 10512.880000000001, "text": " It was like streaming and then getting yelled at as soon as the stream goes offline."}, {"start": 10512.880000000001, "end": 10514.880000000001, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 10514.880000000001, "end": 10515.880000000001, "text": " Bring it back in."}, {"start": 10515.880000000001, "end": 10518.36, "text": " Positive, positive, positive, positive."}, {"start": 10518.36, "end": 10524.44, "text": " If you had to have a car that was like a weird color like lime green or yellow"}, {"start": 10524.44, "end": 10529.720000000001, "text": " Orange. You would go orange? Really? I see that lime green car. What would you love?"}, {"start": 10532.52, "end": 10536.52, "text": " You have to have like one of those colors. I kind of like that lime green. You don't like"}, {"start": 10536.52, "end": 10539.16, "text": " lime green? I think I actually think that one was kind of hard."}, {"start": 10542.28, "end": 10549.32, "text": " I'd probably go like... A lot like a golden car. Is that a thing? Like actual gold"}, {"start": 10549.32, "end": 10552.32, "text": " It's like a gold shaded car."}, {"start": 10555.32, "end": 10559.32, "text": " I mean, you can't make out an actual car because people will just unsteal it."}, {"start": 10559.32, "end": 10561.32, "text": " I mean, it's gold paint."}, {"start": 10561.32, "end": 10563.32, "text": " Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 10564.32, "end": 10567.32, "text": " Yeah, you could probably do that. I don't know how that would age."}, {"start": 10567.32, "end": 10573.32, "text": " There's one kid at my school, an high school, and everyone's getting their first car."}, {"start": 10573.32, "end": 10578.32, "text": " He was broke, he was so poor, his family, but he still wanted a sports car."}, {"start": 10578.32, "end": 10586.24, "text": " So he went to like some huge car dealership and got a convertible like POS garbage car that had like this gold"}, {"start": 10587.199999999999, "end": 10588.72, "text": " brown"}, {"start": 10588.72, "end": 10590.72, "text": " paint and it was falling apart is from like"}, {"start": 10591.96, "end": 10593.039999999999, "text": " 1974"}, {"start": 10593.039999999999, "end": 10597.199999999999, "text": " The biggest shittiest car I've ever seen in my life. That's the only gold car I've ever seen. Yeah"}, {"start": 10597.64, "end": 10599.64, "text": " He wore Oak Lease"}, {"start": 10599.68, "end": 10603.039999999999, "text": " That makes sense and he had a backwards hat on and he was overweight"}, {"start": 10603.04, "end": 10608.34, "text": " I actually like perfectly imagine what it looks like. Yeah, it's pretty good a script. You probably can"}, {"start": 10609.04, "end": 10611.2, "text": " Digest his personality just off of that. Yeah, no"}, {"start": 10613.240000000002, "end": 10618.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, you've never met Louis have you Rob? No, I'm not Louis. I don't know anyone"}, {"start": 10619.080000000002, "end": 10621.080000000002, "text": " You met Cody and Skippy. They just don't like you"}, {"start": 10622.640000000001, "end": 10624.640000000001, "text": " One of them like me the other one doesn't"}, {"start": 10625.880000000001, "end": 10628.320000000002, "text": " Skippy likes everyone, but as long as I'm just gonna throw the ball"}, {"start": 10628.480000000001, "end": 10632.240000000002, "text": " Skippy has a ball problem. The last time I was there. They kind of like warmed up to me"}, {"start": 10633.04, "end": 10635.04, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 10635.04, "end": 10636.04, "text": " They're gonna bark."}, {"start": 10636.04, "end": 10638.04, "text": " That's absolutely gonna bark."}, {"start": 10638.04, "end": 10640.04, "text": " As long as they don't bite."}, {"start": 10640.04, "end": 10641.04, "text": " They don't bite."}, {"start": 10641.04, "end": 10642.04, "text": " They punch."}, {"start": 10642.04, "end": 10643.04, "text": " Kota will punch you in the face."}, {"start": 10643.04, "end": 10644.04, "text": " Dogs usually like..."}, {"start": 10644.04, "end": 10647.04, "text": " I'm the weird guy at the party that plays with the dogs."}, {"start": 10647.04, "end": 10649.04, "text": " They usually like me."}, {"start": 10649.04, "end": 10651.04, "text": " I'm not used to this."}, {"start": 10651.04, "end": 10652.04, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10652.04, "end": 10654.04, "text": " I mean they're just..."}, {"start": 10655.04, "end": 10656.04, "text": " Oh, bad."}, {"start": 10656.04, "end": 10657.04, "text": " I'm gassed."}, {"start": 10657.04, "end": 10658.04, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 10658.04, "end": 10659.04, "text": " They just..."}, {"start": 10659.04, "end": 10661.04, "text": " Yeah, they take a bit to warm up."}, {"start": 10661.04, "end": 10670.880000000001, "text": " to new people what's a guner I what I said I'm gonna rise I don't know I can't"}, {"start": 10670.880000000001, "end": 10672.92, "text": " read my chat right now you gotta tell me what they say I don't know what's"}, {"start": 10672.92, "end": 10677.6, "text": " gonna rise I'll tell you if I read anything interesting like like not only"}, {"start": 10677.6, "end": 10681.68, "text": " do I not read whichever I'm driving I can't read it with these glasses because"}, {"start": 10681.68, "end": 10685.560000000001, "text": " chance winning so fast that I can't tell like my transition lenses turn"}, {"start": 10685.560000000001, "end": 10690.92, "text": " these into sunglasses and I can't see my screen like you know about a"}, {"start": 10690.92, "end": 10696.28, "text": " look at it I don't know what they're saying. I fucking hate these glasses so"}, {"start": 10696.28, "end": 10703.28, "text": " much. It's a picture of me with my douchebag glasses."}, {"start": 10703.28, "end": 10708.92, "text": " Why'd you get another pair? Well I have an eye doctor appointment next week."}, {"start": 10708.92, "end": 10714.62, "text": " Why we don't just go to like a basic-ass lens crafters though. It's because Vicky"}, {"start": 10714.62, "end": 10720.0, "text": " and I have gone into it and the prescription she's getting she's"}, {"start": 10720.0, "end": 10724.2, "text": " She's convinced it's wrong because she gets like blurry vision and her head starts hurting."}, {"start": 10724.2, "end": 10725.2, "text": " She has bad eyes too."}, {"start": 10725.2, "end": 10726.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10726.2, "end": 10727.2, "text": " She does."}, {"start": 10727.2, "end": 10728.8, "text": " Your kids are gonna be fucking blind."}, {"start": 10728.8, "end": 10729.8, "text": " Not as bad as me."}, {"start": 10729.8, "end": 10730.8, "text": " You'll be a bitch."}, {"start": 10730.8, "end": 10733.2, "text": " Like she can, like she functions without glasses."}, {"start": 10733.2, "end": 10737.4, "text": " But she prefers having glasses when we watch TV or anything but like she doesn't need"}, {"start": 10737.4, "end": 10738.9, "text": " glasses on when she's on her computer."}, {"start": 10738.9, "end": 10742.4, "text": " She didn't chat and said, no I don't, what the fuck."}, {"start": 10742.4, "end": 10747.2, "text": " Again, as I'm clarifying, her vision's not even close to as bad as me."}, {"start": 10747.2, "end": 10749.2, "text": " Are you lying, bro?"}, {"start": 10749.2, "end": 10751.2, "text": " No, I'm being very honest, bro."}, {"start": 10751.2, "end": 10753.2, "text": " Are you trying to slander her eyes, bro?"}, {"start": 10753.2, "end": 10757.2, "text": " Well, either way, so we're going to a different eye doctor, and we had an appointment."}, {"start": 10757.2, "end": 10761.2, "text": " We actually drove 40 minutes there, 40 minutes back, for no reason."}, {"start": 10761.2, "end": 10765.2, "text": " Would you say you're scared of a..."}, {"start": 10765.2, "end": 10766.2, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 10766.2, "end": 10768.2, "text": " I'm just curious."}, {"start": 10768.2, "end": 10774.2, "text": " I mean, any man in love is terrified of upsetting his woman."}, {"start": 10774.2, "end": 10778.2, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 10778.2, "end": 10781.2, "text": " So, if I do something wrong, yes I'm scared."}, {"start": 10783.2, "end": 10786.2, "text": " But that's because I'm in love with it. That's how it works."}, {"start": 10786.2, "end": 10787.2, "text": " That's cute."}, {"start": 10790.2, "end": 10792.2, "text": " Nick, you can change my scenes, can't you?"}, {"start": 10792.2, "end": 10793.2, "text": " Yeah, we're doing what we do."}, {"start": 10793.2, "end": 10796.2, "text": " Well, not yet. In a way, a pretty good amount actually."}, {"start": 10799.2, "end": 10802.2, "text": " But we could jump in the pool if you're feeling real retarded."}, {"start": 10802.2, "end": 10805.2, "text": " She said, what the fuck, flushed. That was W-Riz."}, {"start": 10805.2, "end": 10806.2, "text": " You like that, Riz?"}, {"start": 10806.2, "end": 10807.2, "text": " Yeah, that was good."}, {"start": 10808.2, "end": 10810.2, "text": " Someone's getting lucky later"}, {"start": 10813.08, "end": 10819.08, "text": " I say I drew it I do you know leave them up for you. Yeah, is there basketball happening right now Nick? No"}, {"start": 10819.2, "end": 10823.480000000001, "text": " Why not? Because it's the summer break. It's coming back soon though. How long are their breaks?"}, {"start": 10823.640000000001, "end": 10829.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, so that's was a winter sport. It's like the summer. That's insane that the indoor sport is a winter sport"}, {"start": 10831.04, "end": 10836.960000000001, "text": " Bro, you why that's literally that ball is gonna fucking fly everywhere. Huh? Imagine shooting a ball with like wind"}, {"start": 10838.2, "end": 10845.480000000001, "text": " Imagine like a gusty breeze. I know but shouldn't they like spread their cooldowns ESPN? They should have football be during the winter"}, {"start": 10845.52, "end": 10850.52, "text": " So have you had a nice ball? I want them to play in the snow. It's not even about that. It's not in the snow"}, {"start": 10850.52, "end": 10854.92, "text": " It's just not 100 degrees out there. It's about numbers. You want me to get step fuckery for a little bit?"}, {"start": 10854.92, "end": 10858.28, "text": " Go ahead. Check your twitch history over the years. Your lowest numbers are in the summer"}, {"start": 10858.28, "end": 10863.92, "text": " It's the same thing with all sports. When people are inside, it's cold. That's when they watch things on TV. It's all about numbers"}, {"start": 10864.800000000001, "end": 10866.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, that makes sense"}, {"start": 10866.800000000001, "end": 10871.400000000001, "text": " just kind of crazy like so there's no sports there's no sports during the"}, {"start": 10871.400000000001, "end": 10876.240000000002, "text": " summer baseball but no one watches baseball games"}, {"start": 10876.240000000002, "end": 10881.6, "text": " baseball plays like 180 games a year or something is that a lot yes why do they"}, {"start": 10881.6, "end": 10884.800000000001, "text": " spam so much because the games are because they're not like physically"}, {"start": 10884.800000000001, "end": 10890.44, "text": " exhausting except for for pictures pictures I won't look I I'm just reading"}, {"start": 10890.44, "end": 10894.44, "text": " to chat like I'm not trying to like it would be like the stair emoji."}, {"start": 10894.44, "end": 10895.44, "text": " Oh, haha."}, {"start": 10895.44, "end": 10896.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10896.44, "end": 10898.44, "text": " They also have women's sports in the summer too."}, {"start": 10898.44, "end": 10901.44, "text": " They try and get what little viewership they can."}, {"start": 10901.44, "end": 10903.44, "text": " They put women's in summer?"}, {"start": 10903.44, "end": 10904.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10904.44, "end": 10906.44, "text": " It's actually a thing."}, {"start": 10906.44, "end": 10908.44, "text": " I hate looking at my chat."}, {"start": 10908.44, "end": 10912.44, "text": " When I watch a stream and I see someone looking at their phone,"}, {"start": 10912.44, "end": 10914.44, "text": " I just want to close it."}, {"start": 10914.44, "end": 10915.44, "text": " Stop looking at your phone."}, {"start": 10915.44, "end": 10919.44, "text": " But it's like that's how you read the chat."}, {"start": 10919.44, "end": 10924.44, "text": " I don't think people even myself understand how much a streamer just stares at chat."}, {"start": 10924.44, "end": 10925.44, "text": " I'm gonna read my balls, Chance."}, {"start": 10925.44, "end": 10927.44, "text": " Oh, she sucked my balls."}, {"start": 10931.44, "end": 10934.44, "text": " She looked at my balls. I just want to fit in. Sorry."}, {"start": 10939.44, "end": 10942.44, "text": " Oro said, will do scenes, don't touch. That's what she told me."}, {"start": 10942.44, "end": 10944.44, "text": " She's the best mob, bro."}, {"start": 10944.44, "end": 10946.44, "text": " Please, for me."}, {"start": 10946.44, "end": 10949.44, "text": " It is. She's coming to visit."}, {"start": 10949.44, "end": 10952.44, "text": " Really? Yeah, Oral's gonna come visit."}, {"start": 10952.44, "end": 10954.44, "text": " You want to meet her? I would love to."}, {"start": 10954.44, "end": 10956.44, "text": " Absolutely. We should go to Honeypot."}, {"start": 10956.44, "end": 10959.44, "text": " Honeypot, baby? Honeypot."}, {"start": 10959.44, "end": 10962.44, "text": " That or Roaring Fork or..."}, {"start": 10962.44, "end": 10964.44, "text": " I'm gonna take her everywhere, bro."}, {"start": 10964.44, "end": 10967.44, "text": " She's just so wonderful to me."}, {"start": 10967.44, "end": 10970.44, "text": " It's crazy because I don't really get along with women, but..."}, {"start": 10970.44, "end": 10972.44, "text": " Where's she from?"}, {"start": 10972.44, "end": 10975.44, "text": " The Europe. She's in Europe. She's European."}, {"start": 10975.44, "end": 10976.76, "text": " Wow, you're dangerous, man."}, {"start": 10976.76, "end": 10977.76, "text": " Yo, W, Europe."}, {"start": 10977.76, "end": 10979.52, "text": " I think he's doing well."}, {"start": 10979.52, "end": 10980.2, "text": " It's just me."}, {"start": 10980.2, "end": 10982.04, "text": " I swear there's more chronically online people"}, {"start": 10982.04, "end": 10983.4, "text": " from Europe than America."}, {"start": 10983.4, "end": 10985.12, "text": " But America has more mental illness."}, {"start": 10985.12, "end": 10986.28, "text": " Oh, yes, no."}, {"start": 10986.28, "end": 10987.4, "text": " Does it?"}, {"start": 10987.4, "end": 10989.4, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 10989.4, "end": 10991.08, "text": " Rob, you're online a lot."}, {"start": 10991.08, "end": 10992.32, "text": " What's more mentally ill?"}, {"start": 10992.32, "end": 10993.68, "text": " EU or NAC?"}, {"start": 10993.68, "end": 10994.6, "text": " NAC."}, {"start": 10994.6, "end": 10995.4, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10995.4, "end": 10996.480000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, for sure."}, {"start": 10996.480000000001, "end": 10998.44, "text": " I mean, EU's more racist and stuff like that."}, {"start": 10998.44, "end": 10999.68, "text": " Yeah, EU."}, {"start": 10999.68, "end": 11000.44, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 11000.44, "end": 11002.640000000001, "text": " Like, if you ever play Counter-Strike late at night,"}, {"start": 11002.64, "end": 11008.599999999999, "text": " the discussions they have about like don't get them started on any religions or 9-11"}, {"start": 11008.599999999999, "end": 11017.58, "text": " or or or any races yeah no no I think like take the average American there's"}, {"start": 11017.58, "end": 11025.519999999999, "text": " their pent-up rage they're angry they're or extremely lonely and depressed or more"}, {"start": 11025.519999999999, "end": 11029.22, "text": " things like that but what comes to Europeans are just like racist which I"}, {"start": 11029.22, "end": 11032.099999999999, "text": " I guess it comes from hatefulness, maybe."}, {"start": 11032.099999999999, "end": 11034.019999999999, "text": " I mean, we're talking about the worst of the worst"}, {"start": 11034.019999999999, "end": 11034.98, "text": " of each side, right?"}, {"start": 11037.939999999999, "end": 11040.22, "text": " Americans are pretty bad, man."}, {"start": 11040.22, "end": 11041.06, "text": " No, I think."}, {"start": 11041.06, "end": 11042.14, "text": " How's it going?"}, {"start": 11042.14, "end": 11043.98, "text": " I'm telling you, man, maybe pop it off, bro."}, {"start": 11043.98, "end": 11046.42, "text": " Just getting guns and shooting people out in and out, bro."}, {"start": 11046.42, "end": 11046.859999999999, "text": " That's the thing."}, {"start": 11046.859999999999, "end": 11048.5, "text": " I mean, that's because our stupidized gun laws,"}, {"start": 11048.5, "end": 11049.66, "text": " I bet if Europeans could get guns,"}, {"start": 11049.66, "end": 11053.38, "text": " they'd be shooting up their fucking schools, too."}, {"start": 11053.38, "end": 11054.14, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 11054.14, "end": 11055.06, "text": " Because they're mentally ill."}, {"start": 11055.06, "end": 11057.06, "text": " There's just mentally ill people everywhere."}, {"start": 11059.22, "end": 11062.099999999999, "text": " It's I think it's a social media problem. Hi, okay"}, {"start": 11062.099999999999, "end": 11068.74, "text": " Like I'm not usually like the politics frog or whatever, but I agree that it's like that social media definitely is making people mentally ill"}, {"start": 11068.74, "end": 11075.14, "text": " Yeah, and I'm and I base this off of no experience, but I don't know. I think it's just"}, {"start": 11076.539999999999, "end": 11078.46, "text": " Everyone wants to fit in in a group"}, {"start": 11078.46, "end": 11084.58, "text": " So there's a lot of like just people like backing each other up over just stupid shit, but also like"}, {"start": 11084.58, "end": 11093.7, "text": " people are just way too sensitive. It's just so bad. Yeah, you can't act like you did back in the"}, {"start": 11093.7, "end": 11098.22, "text": " day. You can't have those passwords you had back in the day. You know my passwords back in the"}, {"start": 11098.22, "end": 11105.98, "text": " day? Stop, stop, stop. Hasn't he just got a hatred for that? He did get a hatred for that. I got a shave."}, {"start": 11105.98, "end": 11113.74, "text": " I have so much hair on my face and my head is taller. But yeah, I know everyone's on their phone 24"}, {"start": 11113.74, "end": 11117.78, "text": " And if you're not on your phone you get insecure about not being on your phone because you know everyone else is on their phone"}, {"start": 11117.78, "end": 11119.78, "text": " So you feel disconnected I"}, {"start": 11120.18, "end": 11125.44, "text": " And we're only getting deeper you think as a result. We appreciate things less because everything is so easy to get yes"}, {"start": 11125.44, "end": 11127.44, "text": " It's the same thing with the radio"}, {"start": 11127.699999999999, "end": 11129.699999999999, "text": " That's why I have to manually"}, {"start": 11130.02, "end": 11132.42, "text": " debilitate myself in some ways to enjoy things again"}, {"start": 11132.42, "end": 11140.5, "text": " I'm not telling the Sarah story again."}, {"start": 11140.5, "end": 11143.02, "text": " I can't believe we're listening to ads on radio."}, {"start": 11143.02, "end": 11145.5, "text": " It's a Roblox story I told on the stream earlier."}, {"start": 11145.5, "end": 11148.7, "text": " I grieved someone in Roblox."}, {"start": 11148.7, "end": 11149.7, "text": " Were they a child?"}, {"start": 11149.7, "end": 11150.7, "text": " Do you want me to tell you the story?"}, {"start": 11150.7, "end": 11151.7, "text": " You go ahead."}, {"start": 11151.7, "end": 11152.7, "text": " Just kill the idea."}, {"start": 11152.7, "end": 11153.7, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 11153.7, "end": 11156.26, "text": " It has to be told in completion."}, {"start": 11156.26, "end": 11157.26, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11157.26, "end": 11164.02, "text": " I was playing Roblox. There's an IQ game where you challenge someone with a puzzle and the winner gets elo."}, {"start": 11164.02, "end": 11168.26, "text": " You get between you get IQ you get between 10 to 100 IQ, okay?"}, {"start": 11168.9, "end": 11170.06, "text": " and"}, {"start": 11170.06, "end": 11173.94, "text": " There was this girl named Sarah on there who had 10 million IQ, okay?"}, {"start": 11173.94, "end": 11177.82, "text": " So think about it farming a hundred at a time, right?"}, {"start": 11179.380000000001, "end": 11186.12, "text": " You can pay 250 Roblox to steal half of someone's IQ and it reduces their IQ number and gives it to you"}, {"start": 11186.12, "end": 11194.84, "text": " So I decided to try it on Sarah. I took half of her IQ. She then pauses stops us. Oh my god"}, {"start": 11194.84, "end": 11199.880000000001, "text": " What happened? I can't believe this just happened that took me over a month to farm. I"}, {"start": 11199.880000000001, "end": 11205.240000000002, "text": " was streaming and I got caught up in the moment so I did it again. So she had 10"}, {"start": 11205.240000000002, "end": 11211.44, "text": " million and I stole 7.5 million because it was half and half again. Yeah, so now"}, {"start": 11211.44, "end": 11216.12, "text": " you're like tripler so she was 50 years and yeah so she was like I can't believe"}, {"start": 11216.12, "end": 11221.76, "text": " this just happened like I lost everything like everything in life I guess so kill"}, {"start": 11221.76, "end": 11225.92, "text": " yourself she didn't kill herself so what happened was I climbed on top of a"}, {"start": 11225.92, "end": 11229.08, "text": " little pillar and I said guys I'm at seven point five million like I'm not"}, {"start": 11229.08, "end": 11234.0, "text": " gonna waste my time in the server anymore yeah and then she commented and"}, {"start": 11234.0, "end": 11237.560000000001, "text": " said those weren't even your points you stole them from me I worked really"}, {"start": 11237.56, "end": 11239.8, "text": " That was real life's work, it was everything there."}, {"start": 11239.8, "end": 11242.0, "text": " So I didn't care about it at the moment,"}, {"start": 11242.0, "end": 11245.16, "text": " but then my chat kept saying like,"}, {"start": 11245.16, "end": 11246.519999999999, "text": " they made like a story up for her"}, {"start": 11246.519999999999, "end": 11248.56, "text": " that she was like in the hospital,"}, {"start": 11248.56, "end": 11251.72, "text": " that she had cancer, that like she had one arm,"}, {"start": 11251.72, "end": 11253.119999999999, "text": " and they just kept making it worse and worse,"}, {"start": 11253.119999999999, "end": 11255.24, "text": " and they made like a fucking Sarah Amo."}, {"start": 11255.24, "end": 11257.199999999999, "text": " And they keep bringing up Sarah every fucking day"}, {"start": 11257.199999999999, "end": 11259.32, "text": " to make me try to feel like shit now."}, {"start": 11259.32, "end": 11260.519999999999, "text": " But realistically, I feel like"}, {"start": 11260.519999999999, "end": 11262.0, "text": " I taught her a lesson in life."}, {"start": 11262.0, "end": 11264.519999999999, "text": " That is the funniest fucking thing."}, {"start": 11264.519999999999, "end": 11265.359999999999, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 11265.36, "end": 11271.28, "text": " The worst thing about it is so then I decided I was gonna go to random servers and try to hunt people that have like a"}, {"start": 11271.28, "end": 11274.52, "text": " Fuck ton of points so I could hit rank one in the game"}, {"start": 11275.2, "end": 11281.960000000001, "text": " But who's farming and giving a fuck about their IQ points in a random Sarah roadblocks?"}, {"start": 11281.960000000001, "end": 11284.36, "text": " Yeah, no get off so something else"}, {"start": 11284.36, "end": 11290.28, "text": " But here's the shitty part I kept running into Sarah when I'm looking for servers and she would see me"}, {"start": 11290.28, "end": 11294.16, "text": " And then she would leave the server instantly so she thought I was stalking her. Oh, wow"}, {"start": 11294.16, "end": 11300.78, "text": " Yeah, I actually don't blame her for that part. Yeah, it was really awkward. How much do you have to pay to steal $200 and 50 cents?"}, {"start": 11300.78, "end": 11308.08, "text": " Oh my god, it's nothing. Yeah, there's a 250 no turn. I'm like, you know, like that's like $200 and 50 cents. Wow"}, {"start": 11308.84, "end": 11310.84, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11310.98, "end": 11315.48, "text": " You know that is a life lesson that's insane. Hey chance. What do you know me black now now?"}, {"start": 11316.9, "end": 11322.52, "text": " Well, it's black black that motherfucker black out. Yeah, we had the screen. Oh"}, {"start": 11322.52, "end": 11324.52, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11324.52, "end": 11326.52, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 11326.52, "end": 11328.52, "text": " They can still hear us."}, {"start": 11328.52, "end": 11330.52, "text": " Is it a beer on the back street?"}, {"start": 11330.52, "end": 11332.52, "text": " Yeah, they can still hear us."}, {"start": 11332.52, "end": 11334.52, "text": " I mean, I'll say that word you always say."}, {"start": 11334.52, "end": 11336.52, "text": " I know. You mean, in my crazy racism."}, {"start": 11336.52, "end": 11338.52, "text": " Look at that bird. It's barely moving."}, {"start": 11338.52, "end": 11340.52, "text": " But it's working its ass off."}, {"start": 11340.52, "end": 11342.52, "text": " It's probably hot as fuck. It's probably melting."}, {"start": 11342.52, "end": 11344.52, "text": " Yeah, right?"}, {"start": 11344.52, "end": 11346.52, "text": " How many steaks did you get? Did you get enough for Rob?"}, {"start": 11346.52, "end": 11348.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11348.52, "end": 11350.52, "text": " So how many steaks?"}, {"start": 11350.52, "end": 11355.18, "text": " Not enough steaks. You you are like the same that I would be the excluded one. Yeah"}, {"start": 11356.26, "end": 11361.16, "text": " Well to me can I explain why yeah, we had this idea like three weeks ago. We used to never get it"}, {"start": 11362.16, "end": 11364.16, "text": " And I was like, oh, we should invite Rob"}, {"start": 11365.16, "end": 11369.26, "text": " Does that make sense? Okay, so he actually bought stinks in the in the past and we never use them"}, {"start": 11370.300000000001, "end": 11371.800000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11371.800000000001, "end": 11378.16, "text": " I don't know. I guess Vicky. She ordered it. I can insta card another I'm really good at taking steaks"}, {"start": 11378.16, "end": 11382.22, "text": " out of the pan I don't know I don't I've never I can go I can go I might the"}, {"start": 11382.22, "end": 11385.86, "text": " grow master but I want chance to learn I'll watch man I'm a look I'm a look and"}, {"start": 11385.86, "end": 11392.22, "text": " see what you do so you have a gogi bogey I don't know the bogey that last time"}, {"start": 11392.22, "end": 11397.66, "text": " was really good whatever you go she ordered it all I was driving home from"}, {"start": 11397.66, "end": 11400.78, "text": " the eye doctor I told you about the appointment and I said I baby can you"}, {"start": 11400.78, "end": 11405.58, "text": " in secar this list of stuff it's a guy I got it that's crazy because your"}, {"start": 11405.58, "end": 11409.02, "text": " Your excuse to miss the meeting was that you had to go grocery shopping, so which one is it?"}, {"start": 11409.02, "end": 11410.02, "text": " Complete lie."}, {"start": 11410.02, "end": 11411.36, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 11411.36, "end": 11412.86, "text": " I knew it!"}, {"start": 11412.86, "end": 11414.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11414.36, "end": 11415.74, "text": " I was really just not feeling it."}, {"start": 11415.74, "end": 11418.86, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 11418.86, "end": 11421.22, "text": " They missed you too."}, {"start": 11421.22, "end": 11423.86, "text": " It's unfortunate."}, {"start": 11423.86, "end": 11425.34, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 11425.34, "end": 11430.14, "text": " Clip that. Let me send out the fucking tips, man."}, {"start": 11430.14, "end": 11432.94, "text": " The two of you really miss much. You're gonna be awesome."}, {"start": 11432.94, "end": 11433.94, "text": " I figured."}, {"start": 11436.94, "end": 11438.94, "text": " Well, some good mad mushroom games come out so well."}, {"start": 11438.94, "end": 11439.94, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 11439.94, "end": 11440.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11440.94, "end": 11441.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11441.94, "end": 11442.94, "text": " Love to hear that."}, {"start": 11442.94, "end": 11445.94, "text": " And there's like a sick play test that I really want to try out."}, {"start": 11446.94, "end": 11448.94, "text": " I guess you can't really talk about what games."}, {"start": 11448.94, "end": 11449.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11449.94, "end": 11451.94, "text": " I do like doing play testing for my mushroom."}, {"start": 11451.94, "end": 11452.94, "text": " It's pretty fun to-"}, {"start": 11452.94, "end": 11454.94, "text": " Does he know if I'm looking forward to it, it's going to be a good game."}, {"start": 11454.94, "end": 11455.94, "text": " Not true."}, {"start": 11455.94, "end": 11457.94, "text": " I have never picked a wrong game in my life."}, {"start": 11458.94, "end": 11460.94, "text": " The two games that I picked are actually amazing."}, {"start": 11462.94, "end": 11467.94, "text": " Well, the one game."}, {"start": 11467.94, "end": 11473.94, "text": " Yeah, I think I have extreme doubts in my ability to pick games I think would actually be fun."}, {"start": 11473.94, "end": 11476.94, "text": " Well, you made that game."}, {"start": 11476.94, "end": 11485.94, "text": " Yeah, but it's recognizing when a game is going to be good when it's done, and you play it in these extreme early stages, right?"}, {"start": 11485.94, "end": 11488.94, "text": " It's tough because you don't know the dev."}, {"start": 11488.94, "end": 11494.060000000001, "text": " The dev is like we're gonna add this we're gonna add that this is gonna be textured all these things"}, {"start": 11494.060000000001, "end": 11499.36, "text": " It's like you're kind of trusting the dev to do all these things and all you get to do is play what they have now"}, {"start": 11499.36, "end": 11501.36, "text": " And then go up there word of mouth"}, {"start": 11502.300000000001, "end": 11504.300000000001, "text": " And you just don't know"}, {"start": 11505.54, "end": 11507.54, "text": " It's a tough process"}, {"start": 11508.82, "end": 11510.82, "text": " And I don't think I'm that good at it"}, {"start": 11510.82, "end": 11515.46, "text": " There's been a couple of games we passed on her."}, {"start": 11515.46, "end": 11520.46, "text": " I was very avid on her, and I don't think so, and then the game kills her, that's extremely"}, {"start": 11520.46, "end": 11521.46, "text": " well."}, {"start": 11521.46, "end": 11522.46, "text": " But it's okay."}, {"start": 11522.46, "end": 11531.14, "text": " I mean, I think like any of those friend slot games can be really good if you have"}, {"start": 11531.14, "end": 11533.14, "text": " the right curve."}, {"start": 11533.14, "end": 11537.5, "text": " Yeah, but then you also have to factor in, like if we were to do a friend slot"}, {"start": 11537.5, "end": 11541.02, "text": " game like it's immediately already debubbed because it's a friend slot game"}, {"start": 11541.02, "end": 11544.54, "text": " that's gonna get sick talked by all of our fan base because it's friend slot"}, {"start": 11544.54, "end": 11549.34, "text": " even though like if we didn't publish that friend slot a friend slot game it"}, {"start": 11549.34, "end": 11554.58, "text": " might actually own what I actually think when we publish it it's now tainted"}, {"start": 11554.58, "end": 11560.7, "text": " and the narrative is bad on the game something sense yeah like that it's"}, {"start": 11560.7, "end": 11565.9, "text": " actually a thing wait we're blacked out right yeah why are they standing"}, {"start": 11565.9, "end": 11568.9, "text": " Stare for me. They can't even see me."}, {"start": 11570.9, "end": 11571.9, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11573.9, "end": 11574.9, "text": " Hey, here."}, {"start": 11576.9, "end": 11577.9, "text": " Stare?"}, {"start": 11577.9, "end": 11579.9, "text": " You guys can't even see me!"}, {"start": 11582.9, "end": 11583.9, "text": " I feel like I can hear you."}, {"start": 11583.9, "end": 11584.9, "text": " Wow, put your cock away."}, {"start": 11585.9, "end": 11586.9, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 11586.9, "end": 11588.9, "text": " He's just curious and masturbating."}, {"start": 11588.9, "end": 11590.9, "text": " I just can't help it."}, {"start": 11595.9, "end": 11605.9, "text": " So what is something gay people do?"}, {"start": 11605.9, "end": 11606.9, "text": " Suck dick."}, {"start": 11606.9, "end": 11608.9, "text": " Okay, where do I get that?"}, {"start": 11608.9, "end": 11609.9, "text": " Where do you get dick?"}, {"start": 11609.9, "end": 11610.9, "text": " Where do I go to?"}, {"start": 11610.9, "end": 11611.9, "text": " Where do I go, chat?"}, {"start": 11611.9, "end": 11612.9, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 11612.9, "end": 11615.9, "text": " So what type of sides did you get?"}, {"start": 11615.9, "end": 11622.9, "text": " Oh man, so what time of side did you get?"}, {"start": 11622.9, "end": 11624.9, "text": " About everything on your list."}, {"start": 11624.9, "end": 11626.9, "text": " That's where we're making tacos then."}, {"start": 11626.9, "end": 11629.9, "text": " Yeah, we're making tacos. Steak tacos."}, {"start": 11629.9, "end": 11632.9, "text": " You have fries?"}, {"start": 11632.9, "end": 11634.9, "text": " I don't know if we do."}, {"start": 11634.9, "end": 11637.9, "text": " Fuck. All right, I said nuggets is fine."}, {"start": 11637.9, "end": 11640.9, "text": " See, I would never play this song ever."}, {"start": 11640.9, "end": 11642.9, "text": " Hey, do it."}, {"start": 11642.9, "end": 11647.9, "text": " The song's fine, but for some reason it just pisses me off."}, {"start": 11647.9, "end": 11649.9, "text": " Sam, but I'll listen to it on the road."}, {"start": 11649.9, "end": 11652.9, "text": " And it's from the radio, it's different."}, {"start": 11652.9, "end": 11654.9, "text": " I have no control of the music."}, {"start": 11662.9, "end": 11664.9, "text": " I agree, fries for tacos is kinda weird."}, {"start": 11664.9, "end": 11666.9, "text": " Yeah, yeah, we're not doing fries."}, {"start": 11666.9, "end": 11668.9, "text": " Well, I didn't know we're not doing fries."}, {"start": 11668.9, "end": 11670.9, "text": " I forgot we were doing tacos."}, {"start": 11670.9, "end": 11672.9, "text": " What's a good side for tacos? Beans, rice?"}, {"start": 11676.9, "end": 11678.9, "text": " Oh, no! So, sides."}, {"start": 11678.9, "end": 11680.9, "text": " Just eat another taco."}, {"start": 11681.9, "end": 11684.9, "text": " I mean, the taco, you know, the side is in the taco."}, {"start": 11684.9, "end": 11686.9, "text": " Yeah, it's a package deal."}, {"start": 11686.9, "end": 11687.9, "text": " The cheese."}, {"start": 11688.9, "end": 11690.9, "text": " Rubbers in there. No cilantro for me, boys."}, {"start": 11690.9, "end": 11692.9, "text": " Oh, agreed. Holy fuck, cilantro."}, {"start": 11692.9, "end": 11693.9, "text": " You also have it?"}, {"start": 11693.9, "end": 11694.9, "text": " Yes, it's syrup."}, {"start": 11694.9, "end": 11697.9, "text": " You're both un-evolved and pathetic."}, {"start": 11698.9, "end": 11699.9, "text": " Maybe we are evolved."}, {"start": 11700.9, "end": 11702.42, "text": " You are. You're unevolved."}, {"start": 11702.42, "end": 11702.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11702.92, "end": 11703.92, "text": " You're letting me fall."}, {"start": 11705.199999999999, "end": 11705.699999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11705.699999999999, "end": 11708.42, "text": " We're probably gonna have hard as fuck in my garage."}, {"start": 11709.699999999999, "end": 11710.9, "text": " But that's okay."}, {"start": 11710.9, "end": 11711.9, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11730.9, "end": 11732.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11740.619999999999, "end": 11742.619999999999, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 11743.34, "end": 11747.02, "text": " It is not who you thought it was it is not who you thought it was"}, {"start": 11747.58, "end": 11752.46, "text": " It was something very different. I can swap it up. It's very oh"}, {"start": 11754.5, "end": 11756.5, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 11756.5, "end": 11762.5, "text": " Oh, this one likes me. Oh, he's just kicking the balls. Oh my God, he's just kicking the balls really hard."}, {"start": 11762.5, "end": 11767.5, "text": " Yeah, he's dangerous. Yeah, but he's so cute. Oh my God. That's a baby."}, {"start": 11767.5, "end": 11772.5, "text": " Little kicker. Oh my goodness. Hi. What a good boy."}, {"start": 11772.5, "end": 11777.5, "text": " Give my arms a kind of bed. Huh? My arms are kind of bed. I'm scared he's going to kick me in the balls again."}, {"start": 11777.5, "end": 11782.5, "text": " You can leave your shoes on if you're going outside. Oh, well, I'm fine."}, {"start": 11782.5, "end": 11786.1, "text": " He said the dogs are in the sun room, so they don't kill you Rob."}, {"start": 11786.1, "end": 11787.5, "text": " I love this dog."}, {"start": 11787.5, "end": 11789.38, "text": " Yeah, Louis is a cutie."}, {"start": 11789.38, "end": 11792.02, "text": " There's Kota."}, {"start": 11792.02, "end": 11793.7, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 11793.7, "end": 11796.74, "text": " You know, dude, look at the look he's getting."}, {"start": 11796.74, "end": 11799.18, "text": " They actually get it."}, {"start": 11799.18, "end": 11802.02, "text": " Hey, off."}, {"start": 11802.02, "end": 11804.5, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 11804.5, "end": 11806.5, "text": " I'm swapping shirt."}, {"start": 11806.5, "end": 11808.7, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11808.7, "end": 11810.3, "text": " I'm being attacked."}, {"start": 11810.3, "end": 11812.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11812.14, "end": 11813.14, "text": " Get it off."}, {"start": 11813.14, "end": 11814.14, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 11814.14, "end": 11815.14, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 11815.14, "end": 11816.14, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 11816.14, "end": 11817.14, "text": " Let them bark."}, {"start": 11817.14, "end": 11822.14, "text": " God, I hate that they do that."}, {"start": 11822.14, "end": 11823.14, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11823.14, "end": 11824.14, "text": " You all done?"}, {"start": 11824.14, "end": 11825.14, "text": " Are you good?"}, {"start": 11825.14, "end": 11826.14, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 11826.14, "end": 11827.14, "text": " Ball."}, {"start": 11827.14, "end": 11829.14, "text": " You've alerted me that there's strangers here?"}, {"start": 11829.14, "end": 11830.14, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 11830.14, "end": 11831.14, "text": " Go get a ball."}, {"start": 11831.14, "end": 11833.14, "text": " Oh, you're scratching the shit out of my car."}, {"start": 11833.14, "end": 11834.14, "text": " Yeah, I'm swapping shirt."}, {"start": 11834.14, "end": 11835.14, "text": " Ball."}, {"start": 11835.14, "end": 11836.14, "text": " Get a ball."}, {"start": 11836.14, "end": 11838.14, "text": " Oh, no one's taking my mic."}, {"start": 11838.14, "end": 11839.14, "text": " Sit."}, {"start": 11839.14, "end": 11840.14, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 11840.14, "end": 11841.14, "text": " Good boy."}, {"start": 11841.14, "end": 11850.18, "text": " boy hello what are you doing huh he's just in between the legs it is mouth"}, {"start": 11850.18, "end": 11861.539999999999, "text": " wet yeah you're the best attack Kona stop no it's good you don't trust this"}, {"start": 11861.539999999999, "end": 11865.14, "text": " guy you just be our kid but I give them attention what the hell now see"}, {"start": 11865.14, "end": 11867.14, "text": " Maybe they're just confused, I don't know."}, {"start": 11867.14, "end": 11873.14, "text": " Well, well, come on, give it, give it, give it."}, {"start": 11873.14, "end": 11875.14, "text": " Alright, well let's go outside."}, {"start": 11875.14, "end": 11877.14, "text": " Come on dogs, let's go."}, {"start": 11877.14, "end": 11879.14, "text": " Okay, I'll put my shirt here."}, {"start": 11879.14, "end": 11880.14, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 11880.14, "end": 11881.14, "text": " Yep, we're going out, we're going out."}, {"start": 11881.14, "end": 11883.14, "text": " Kevin has never had that sort of energy."}, {"start": 11883.14, "end": 11885.14, "text": " Now he has none because he died."}, {"start": 11885.14, "end": 11886.14, "text": " Oh, the water's outside too."}, {"start": 11886.14, "end": 11889.14, "text": " Oh, they are thirsty."}, {"start": 11889.14, "end": 11891.14, "text": " Jesus fuck."}, {"start": 11891.14, "end": 11893.14, "text": " Did you close that door over there?"}, {"start": 11893.14, "end": 11894.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11894.14, "end": 11895.14, "text": " I'll close it."}, {"start": 11895.14, "end": 11896.14, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11896.14, "end": 11899.939999999999, "text": " Well, here's El Grillo."}, {"start": 11899.939999999999, "end": 11902.66, "text": " The thing is, they ran right by their water, not giving a fuck about it."}, {"start": 11902.66, "end": 11903.66, "text": " Even they're not thirsty."}, {"start": 11903.66, "end": 11910.34, "text": " I mean, they have other bowls throughout the house, but this is their big bowl."}, {"start": 11910.34, "end": 11911.34, "text": " And straight to the water."}, {"start": 11911.34, "end": 11912.34, "text": " And he's in."}, {"start": 11912.34, "end": 11913.34, "text": " Shoot."}, {"start": 11913.34, "end": 11914.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11914.34, "end": 11915.34, "text": " Well, here's the grill."}, {"start": 11915.34, "end": 11918.14, "text": " Let me go get all the food and stuff here."}, {"start": 11918.14, "end": 11919.14, "text": " Someone take this."}, {"start": 11919.14, "end": 11920.14, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 11920.14, "end": 11921.14, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 11921.14, "end": 11922.14, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 11922.14, "end": 11923.14, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 11923.14, "end": 11923.939999999999, "text": " No sir."}, {"start": 11923.939999999999, "end": 11924.439999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11924.439999999999, "end": 11924.939999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11924.939999999999, "end": 11926.539999999999, "text": " I don't know these things."}, {"start": 11926.539999999999, "end": 11927.24, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11927.24, "end": 11929.039999999999, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11929.039999999999, "end": 11929.539999999999, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 11929.539999999999, "end": 11930.039999999999, "text": " They're all wet."}, {"start": 11930.039999999999, "end": 11930.539999999999, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11930.539999999999, "end": 11931.64, "text": " Cody can stay out."}, {"start": 11931.64, "end": 11932.939999999999, "text": " Louie."}, {"start": 11932.939999999999, "end": 11935.14, "text": " Let's get Louie in, because Louie's not good out here."}, {"start": 11935.14, "end": 11936.74, "text": " Dogs can stay out."}, {"start": 11936.74, "end": 11938.64, "text": " And let's go season the food and do all that."}, {"start": 11938.64, "end": 11940.539999999999, "text": " Come on, Louie."}, {"start": 11940.539999999999, "end": 11941.539999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11941.539999999999, "end": 11943.24, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11943.24, "end": 11943.84, "text": " Let Louie in."}, {"start": 11943.84, "end": 11944.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11944.14, "end": 11945.74, "text": " Only Louie though."}, {"start": 11945.74, "end": 11946.439999999999, "text": " Close that door."}, {"start": 11946.439999999999, "end": 11946.939999999999, "text": " Oh, and he's in."}, {"start": 11946.939999999999, "end": 11947.939999999999, "text": " Oh my bad."}, {"start": 11947.939999999999, "end": 11948.939999999999, "text": " Cody, hey, out."}, {"start": 11948.939999999999, "end": 11949.64, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 11949.64, "end": 11950.439999999999, "text": " That's a stag."}, {"start": 11950.439999999999, "end": 11950.939999999999, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 11950.939999999999, "end": 11951.439999999999, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 11951.439999999999, "end": 11952.939999999999, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 11952.94, "end": 11953.94, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11955.220000000001, "end": 11956.9, "text": " Help me dry it on my pants."}, {"start": 11956.9, "end": 11958.220000000001, "text": " Well, let him back in five minutes."}, {"start": 11958.220000000001, "end": 11959.060000000001, "text": " Let me dry it."}, {"start": 11959.060000000001, "end": 11961.9, "text": " Louie, Louie, oh my goodness, Louie, oh yeah."}, {"start": 11961.9, "end": 11963.94, "text": " What a cute dog, come on Louie."}, {"start": 11963.94, "end": 11965.02, "text": " Well, let me get everything out."}, {"start": 11965.02, "end": 11967.18, "text": " Let's finger this."}, {"start": 11967.18, "end": 11968.02, "text": " I like Louie."}, {"start": 11968.02, "end": 11970.060000000001, "text": " Rob, have you ever seen a cat that looks like that before?"}, {"start": 11970.060000000001, "end": 11971.02, "text": " It's a cute cat."}, {"start": 11971.02, "end": 11972.54, "text": " What, where are we?"}, {"start": 11972.54, "end": 11973.78, "text": " Drawing of a cat on the fridge."}, {"start": 11973.78, "end": 11974.980000000001, "text": " I never drew that."}, {"start": 11974.980000000001, "end": 11976.42, "text": " Oh, he could drew that."}, {"start": 11976.42, "end": 11977.62, "text": " That's beautiful."}, {"start": 11977.62, "end": 11978.78, "text": " Such a nice cat."}, {"start": 11979.74, "end": 11981.18, "text": " Guys, I think we should wash our hands."}, {"start": 11981.18, "end": 11982.02, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 11982.02, "end": 11983.02, "text": " Yep we should."}, {"start": 11983.02, "end": 11984.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11984.02, "end": 11987.02, "text": " This dog always eats both my nuts."}, {"start": 11987.02, "end": 11988.02, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11988.02, "end": 11990.02, "text": " Yeah, he's a nut puncher."}, {"start": 11990.02, "end": 11991.02, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11991.02, "end": 11993.02, "text": " Just like his father."}, {"start": 11993.02, "end": 11994.02, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11994.02, "end": 11996.02, "text": " How do you love..."}, {"start": 11996.02, "end": 11997.02, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11997.02, "end": 11998.02, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11998.02, "end": 11999.02, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11999.02, "end": 12000.02, "text": " You're the best."}, {"start": 12000.02, "end": 12001.02, "text": " You're the best."}, {"start": 12001.02, "end": 12002.02, "text": " Did you pull out the George Foreman?"}, {"start": 12002.02, "end": 12003.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 12003.02, "end": 12004.02, "text": " Did you pull out the George Foreman?"}, {"start": 12004.02, "end": 12006.02, "text": " Uh, Vicky made me a sandwich yesterday."}, {"start": 12006.02, "end": 12008.02, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 12008.02, "end": 12011.02, "text": " But today, the taco day."}, {"start": 12011.02, "end": 12016.02, "text": " Okay, so let me get everything out. Let me get that fridge open here."}, {"start": 12016.02, "end": 12018.02, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12018.02, "end": 12020.02, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 12020.02, "end": 12026.02, "text": " Everything, so those are, there's all the tortillas."}, {"start": 12026.02, "end": 12027.02, "text": " You can let us, right?"}, {"start": 12027.02, "end": 12028.02, "text": " Here's some onions."}, {"start": 12028.02, "end": 12029.02, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 12029.02, "end": 12033.02, "text": " Let me move this can back a bit."}, {"start": 12033.02, "end": 12035.02, "text": " We're making Nick's famous taco."}, {"start": 12035.02, "end": 12037.02, "text": " We've got, I don't know what this is."}, {"start": 12037.02, "end": 12040.02, "text": " We've got like ham, I guess, and stuff."}, {"start": 12040.02, "end": 12041.04, "text": " Where are the steaks?"}, {"start": 12041.04, "end": 12042.2, "text": " Oh, God, Chance, where are the steaks?"}, {"start": 12042.2, "end": 12043.04, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12043.04, "end": 12044.2, "text": " They're here somewhere, you know they are."}, {"start": 12044.2, "end": 12045.04, "text": " Oh, right."}, {"start": 12046.640000000001, "end": 12047.48, "text": " A lot of something."}, {"start": 12047.48, "end": 12048.98, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 12048.98, "end": 12050.32, "text": " Yeah, I think that's enough."}, {"start": 12050.32, "end": 12051.4, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 12051.4, "end": 12052.4, "text": " Yeah, I didn't know we got so much."}, {"start": 12052.4, "end": 12053.24, "text": " I thought it was only one of these."}, {"start": 12053.24, "end": 12055.880000000001, "text": " No, this is exactly what, sick."}, {"start": 12055.880000000001, "end": 12058.84, "text": " I am, thank you."}, {"start": 12058.84, "end": 12059.68, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 12059.68, "end": 12061.800000000001, "text": " Because this is not me breaking my diet,"}, {"start": 12061.800000000001, "end": 12062.84, "text": " and I need this."}, {"start": 12063.800000000001, "end": 12064.960000000001, "text": " I need this right now."}, {"start": 12064.960000000001, "end": 12067.6, "text": " I think me and your dog are best friends, though."}, {"start": 12067.6, "end": 12068.68, "text": " Who, Louis?"}, {"start": 12068.68, "end": 12069.52, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 12069.52, "end": 12072.52, "text": " He is very young. He's massive."}, {"start": 12072.52, "end": 12074.52, "text": " Feel his paws. Feel his paws."}, {"start": 12074.52, "end": 12075.52, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 12075.52, "end": 12076.52, "text": " Did you get the lettuce?"}, {"start": 12076.52, "end": 12078.52, "text": " His paws are massive."}, {"start": 12078.52, "end": 12079.52, "text": " He's so cute."}, {"start": 12079.52, "end": 12080.52, "text": " And he's got to grow into them."}, {"start": 12080.52, "end": 12082.52, "text": " Oh my god, he does have big paws."}, {"start": 12082.52, "end": 12084.52, "text": " He's such a good boy."}, {"start": 12084.52, "end": 12085.52, "text": " You get the lettuce in there?"}, {"start": 12085.52, "end": 12086.52, "text": " You're such a good boy."}, {"start": 12086.52, "end": 12087.52, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 12087.52, "end": 12090.52, "text": " Oh my god, you smell like dog."}, {"start": 12090.52, "end": 12093.52, "text": " Oh dude, this is going to be so good bro."}, {"start": 12093.52, "end": 12096.52, "text": " Yeah, Knuth's coming outside. You kiddin' came?"}, {"start": 12096.52, "end": 12098.52, "text": " That's unfortunate."}, {"start": 12098.52, "end": 12099.720000000001, "text": " Do you want light salt?"}, {"start": 12099.720000000001, "end": 12100.92, "text": " I can try to get salt."}, {"start": 12100.92, "end": 12101.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12101.92, "end": 12102.68, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12102.68, "end": 12103.68, "text": " So how do we season this?"}, {"start": 12103.68, "end": 12104.36, "text": " What's that one?"}, {"start": 12104.36, "end": 12104.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12104.86, "end": 12106.880000000001, "text": " Do you have salt and pepper?"}, {"start": 12106.880000000001, "end": 12107.52, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 12107.52, "end": 12108.880000000001, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 12108.880000000001, "end": 12111.0, "text": " It's in here somewhere."}, {"start": 12111.0, "end": 12111.6, "text": " You're biting me."}, {"start": 12111.6, "end": 12112.4, "text": " Salt and pepper."}, {"start": 12112.4, "end": 12114.68, "text": " It's going to be a pantry."}, {"start": 12114.68, "end": 12117.16, "text": " Well, how old is this dog?"}, {"start": 12117.16, "end": 12117.68, "text": " Not old."}, {"start": 12117.68, "end": 12118.560000000001, "text": " We got sea salt."}, {"start": 12118.560000000001, "end": 12119.28, "text": " Does that work?"}, {"start": 12119.28, "end": 12120.800000000001, "text": " I'm trying to teat on me."}, {"start": 12120.800000000001, "end": 12121.960000000001, "text": " You trying to teat on me?"}, {"start": 12121.960000000001, "end": 12122.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12122.460000000001, "end": 12123.84, "text": " He's like, oh my god."}, {"start": 12123.84, "end": 12124.800000000001, "text": " How old is he?"}, {"start": 12124.800000000001, "end": 12126.36, "text": " Two months?"}, {"start": 12126.36, "end": 12127.2, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 12132.04, "end": 12133.04, "text": " Where's our pepper?"}, {"start": 12134.28, "end": 12135.44, "text": " It's so cute."}, {"start": 12138.08, "end": 12141.2, "text": " Do you have any non-diet drinks by any chance?"}, {"start": 12141.2, "end": 12142.76, "text": " We have regular Sprite."}, {"start": 12142.76, "end": 12144.44, "text": " Oh, that's W. Can I get some?"}, {"start": 12144.44, "end": 12145.28, "text": " Yes, I'll grab it."}, {"start": 12145.28, "end": 12146.12, "text": " Thank you, sir."}, {"start": 12146.12, "end": 12147.16, "text": " Hang on, let me find the pepper."}, {"start": 12147.16, "end": 12148.28, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 12148.28, "end": 12149.12, "text": " You got it."}, {"start": 12152.480000000001, "end": 12154.68, "text": " Fuck, I can't find the pepper."}, {"start": 12154.68, "end": 12156.68, "text": " You're so fucking cute."}, {"start": 12156.68, "end": 12158.68, "text": " Looking."}, {"start": 12158.68, "end": 12160.68, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 12160.68, "end": 12162.68, "text": " Thank you, Nick."}, {"start": 12162.68, "end": 12164.68, "text": " We'll do it."}, {"start": 12164.68, "end": 12166.68, "text": " Here, Rob, you want to play with Louie?"}, {"start": 12166.68, "end": 12168.68, "text": " So, while I look for this pepper?"}, {"start": 12168.68, "end": 12170.68, "text": " Yeah, I could do that."}, {"start": 12170.68, "end": 12172.68, "text": " What do you mean, look for the pepper?"}, {"start": 12172.68, "end": 12174.68, "text": " I think you got bored of me."}, {"start": 12174.68, "end": 12176.68, "text": " Is that pepper?"}, {"start": 12176.68, "end": 12178.68, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 12178.68, "end": 12180.68, "text": " Oh, well, here's the pepper."}, {"start": 12180.68, "end": 12182.68, "text": " Louie, get out of the pantry."}, {"start": 12182.68, "end": 12186.28, "text": " Alright, so we got salt, we got pepper, now what?"}, {"start": 12186.28, "end": 12188.24, "text": " Oh my god, can you show chat?"}, {"start": 12188.24, "end": 12189.24, "text": " Get a little garlic powder."}, {"start": 12189.24, "end": 12191.48, "text": " Can you show chat these fucking steaks?"}, {"start": 12191.48, "end": 12195.08, "text": " I haven't had a steak like this in so long, because I've been on a healthy diet."}, {"start": 12195.08, "end": 12196.08, "text": " I'm on a feast right now."}, {"start": 12196.08, "end": 12197.56, "text": " I'm not gifting any subs."}, {"start": 12197.56, "end": 12198.56, "text": " Fucking shit."}, {"start": 12198.56, "end": 12199.56, "text": " I'm hungry."}, {"start": 12199.56, "end": 12204.68, "text": " Why is it like, why is it, it's so weird, why is it coloring off all the time?"}, {"start": 12204.68, "end": 12207.32, "text": " See it's like super bright, look at the table, it's like heaven."}, {"start": 12207.32, "end": 12208.32, "text": " What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 12208.32, "end": 12210.32, "text": " See it keeps happening in my shit, man."}, {"start": 12210.32, "end": 12211.32, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 12211.32, "end": 12213.16, "text": " I don't know, why does it happen?"}, {"start": 12213.16, "end": 12214.16, "text": " ISO?"}, {"start": 12214.16, "end": 12216.16, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 12216.16, "end": 12220.039999999999, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 12220.039999999999, "end": 12222.039999999999, "text": " This is nuts, uh."}, {"start": 12222.039999999999, "end": 12224.039999999999, "text": " What the fuck, uh."}, {"start": 12224.039999999999, "end": 12225.039999999999, "text": " He's fixing it, I think."}, {"start": 12225.039999999999, "end": 12226.039999999999, "text": " I mean, trying to do that."}, {"start": 12226.039999999999, "end": 12228.24, "text": " Oh, not uh."}, {"start": 12228.24, "end": 12231.32, "text": " Light boost, LLB, turned it off, or turned it on."}, {"start": 12231.32, "end": 12233.0, "text": " Did that fix it, uh?"}, {"start": 12233.0, "end": 12234.0, "text": " It did fix it, uh."}, {"start": 12234.0, "end": 12235.0, "text": " Stop doing that, uh."}, {"start": 12235.0, "end": 12236.0, "text": " Oh, my God, uh."}, {"start": 12236.0, "end": 12237.0, "text": " Maybe next time."}, {"start": 12237.0, "end": 12238.0, "text": " Add some garlic powder."}, {"start": 12238.0, "end": 12239.0, "text": " Garlic powder, I'm down, baby."}, {"start": 12239.0, "end": 12240.0, "text": " Garlic powder, Chance."}, {"start": 12240.0, "end": 12241.0, "text": " I'm looking for it."}, {"start": 12241.0, "end": 12244.0, "text": " I think we do be having that."}, {"start": 12244.0, "end": 12247.0, "text": " Garlic powder somewhere."}, {"start": 12247.0, "end": 12249.0, "text": " What about onion burger?"}, {"start": 12249.0, "end": 12250.0, "text": " Onion powder is not bad."}, {"start": 12250.0, "end": 12252.0, "text": " I mean, it's not bad."}, {"start": 12252.0, "end": 12255.0, "text": " Chance, do you have a tong?"}, {"start": 12255.0, "end": 12257.0, "text": " Hey, this is my cable."}, {"start": 12257.0, "end": 12259.0, "text": " Do you have a tong?"}, {"start": 12259.0, "end": 12260.0, "text": " Do you have tongs?"}, {"start": 12260.0, "end": 12261.0, "text": " Chance, do you have tongs?"}, {"start": 12261.0, "end": 12263.0, "text": " We might, but hang the fuck on, man!"}, {"start": 12263.0, "end": 12265.0, "text": " Dude, you're getting frustrated, man."}, {"start": 12265.0, "end": 12266.0, "text": " It's just cooking."}, {"start": 12266.0, "end": 12268.0, "text": " Women do this all the time."}, {"start": 12268.0, "end": 12270.0, "text": " Garlic powder."}, {"start": 12270.0, "end": 12272.0, "text": " Oh, hey, I found it."}, {"start": 12272.0, "end": 12274.0, "text": " This is kind of a shit."}, {"start": 12274.0, "end": 12275.0, "text": " Yes, it is."}, {"start": 12275.0, "end": 12280.0, "text": " Okay, so we got garlic powder, I got salt, and I got pepper."}, {"start": 12280.0, "end": 12282.0, "text": " And you need tongs?"}, {"start": 12282.0, "end": 12283.0, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12283.0, "end": 12284.0, "text": " Okay, I don't know where those are."}, {"start": 12284.0, "end": 12285.0, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 12285.0, "end": 12286.0, "text": " Wait, maybe I do."}, {"start": 12286.0, "end": 12288.0, "text": " Oh, tongs."}, {"start": 12288.0, "end": 12289.0, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 12289.0, "end": 12290.0, "text": " So I got tongs."}, {"start": 12290.0, "end": 12291.0, "text": " So what do you need, baby?"}, {"start": 12291.0, "end": 12292.0, "text": " A knife."}, {"start": 12292.0, "end": 12294.0, "text": " How good of a knife?"}, {"start": 12294.0, "end": 12296.0, "text": " I mean, can I cut the meat?"}, {"start": 12296.0, "end": 12297.0, "text": " Okay, so a steak knife."}, {"start": 12297.0, "end": 12299.0, "text": " Oh, you know what I need from you?"}, {"start": 12299.0, "end": 12303.44, "text": " From who here steak knife who here is good enough at cutting up onions?"}, {"start": 12303.44, "end": 12309.48, "text": " I can't do that. I don't follow the onions. Huh? I don't follow the onions. Okay. You want me to do it then?"}, {"start": 12309.48, "end": 12314.12, "text": " Yeah, okay. What are you doing with the onions? The onions are pretty much what makes these tacos so good."}, {"start": 12314.64, "end": 12320.76, "text": " So I need a knife that's better than that steak knife. Actually, I see one right here. You got knifes. Yep, that works"}, {"start": 12320.76, "end": 12329.76, "text": " works. It's perfect. So what we can do is do you want to season them Chance? I'll do"}, {"start": 12329.76, "end": 12339.0, "text": " whatever you tell me to do. Alright, let's see if you can season it man. Alright, let"}, {"start": 12339.0, "end": 12348.52, "text": " me scooch over George Foreman. Alright, I did wash my hands. I did as well, but"}, {"start": 12348.52, "end": 12351.6, "text": " Oh look, eat it."}, {"start": 12351.6, "end": 12356.2, "text": " Look at this fucking guy, how is he able to, hey, off."}, {"start": 12356.2, "end": 12357.2, "text": " We're not doing that."}, {"start": 12357.2, "end": 12358.2, "text": " We're not doing that, Louis."}, {"start": 12358.2, "end": 12361.2, "text": " No, he's just for you, big baby."}, {"start": 12361.2, "end": 12363.2, "text": " I think he should take a meat."}, {"start": 12363.2, "end": 12364.92, "text": " No, he should not be taking any meat."}, {"start": 12364.92, "end": 12365.92, "text": " This is not for them."}, {"start": 12365.92, "end": 12373.52, "text": " All right, so I just opened this, do we need like a pad that I put this on?"}, {"start": 12373.52, "end": 12375.12, "text": " You can just cut it open."}, {"start": 12375.12, "end": 12377.08, "text": " You want to use a knife to cut it open?"}, {"start": 12377.08, "end": 12378.08, "text": " Where's the other knife I had?"}, {"start": 12378.08, "end": 12379.539999999999, "text": " I'll put it right there."}, {"start": 12379.539999999999, "end": 12380.36, "text": " His bowl's empty."}, {"start": 12380.36, "end": 12381.88, "text": " I'm going to give him some water."}, {"start": 12381.88, "end": 12383.56, "text": " Let me flip this so I can see what they see."}, {"start": 12383.56, "end": 12384.06, "text": " Goodness."}, {"start": 12389.06, "end": 12389.76, "text": " I forgot how to cut it."}, {"start": 12389.76, "end": 12392.039999999999, "text": " It's been so long."}, {"start": 12392.039999999999, "end": 12394.6, "text": " Man, like, why is it so gosh darn zoomed in on everything?"}, {"start": 12394.6, "end": 12395.68, "text": " They don't see anything."}, {"start": 12395.68, "end": 12396.68, "text": " Hit 0.5, Brett."}, {"start": 12396.68, "end": 12397.8, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 12397.8, "end": 12400.76, "text": " I'm on 0.5."}, {"start": 12400.76, "end": 12402.68, "text": " This knife is duller than my cock, by the way."}, {"start": 12402.68, "end": 12404.92, "text": " Was that something you guys use?"}, {"start": 12404.92, "end": 12406.36, "text": " Do you sharpen your knives?"}, {"start": 12406.36, "end": 12407.76, "text": " I just buy new ones."}, {"start": 12407.76, "end": 12410.84, "text": " I'm gonna wash my hands again, everyone's mad at me."}, {"start": 12410.84, "end": 12412.76, "text": " Okay, second time I've washed my hands."}, {"start": 12415.1, "end": 12416.56, "text": " Deep, deep, deep wash."}, {"start": 12423.84, "end": 12425.04, "text": " So what are we putting in these tacos?"}, {"start": 12425.04, "end": 12426.64, "text": " We got lettuce, we got cheese."}, {"start": 12428.16, "end": 12429.74, "text": " Maybe we have cheese in there."}, {"start": 12431.52, "end": 12432.36, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 12432.36, "end": 12434.68, "text": " And then we got some like dressings."}, {"start": 12434.68, "end": 12435.94, "text": " Do we have salsa?"}, {"start": 12435.94, "end": 12437.56, "text": " Why am I asking?"}, {"start": 12437.56, "end": 12438.84, "text": " i think we have salsa"}, {"start": 12438.84, "end": 12440.88, "text": " i hope we do"}, {"start": 12440.88, "end": 12443.96, "text": " you guys don't know nix tacos"}, {"start": 12443.96, "end": 12445.4, "text": " nooo"}, {"start": 12445.4, "end": 12446.4, "text": " we do have salsa"}, {"start": 12446.4, "end": 12448.56, "text": " nix tacos don't have cheese or salsa"}, {"start": 12448.56, "end": 12451.92, "text": " what are you having on it?"}, {"start": 12451.92, "end": 12453.4, "text": " onions?"}, {"start": 12453.4, "end": 12454.56, "text": " yes we have onions"}, {"start": 12454.56, "end": 12455.32, "text": " frog fat"}, {"start": 12455.32, "end": 12458.199999999999, "text": " you don't have to put them in if you don't want them"}, {"start": 12458.199999999999, "end": 12461.119999999999, "text": " i'm gonna ask vp to instacart some stuff what do y'all want?"}, {"start": 12461.119999999999, "end": 12462.8, "text": " nothing because they're perfect the way they are"}, {"start": 12462.8, "end": 12464.24, "text": " rob do you want anything?"}, {"start": 12464.24, "end": 12465.84, "text": " cheese"}, {"start": 12465.84, "end": 12467.76, "text": " Can we go ask her?"}, {"start": 12467.76, "end": 12472.04, "text": " You guys understand it's just, you guys are just missing out."}, {"start": 12472.04, "end": 12473.880000000001, "text": " Hey babe."}, {"start": 12473.880000000001, "end": 12476.16, "text": " Babe?"}, {"start": 12476.16, "end": 12478.6, "text": " Can you insert some cheese over there?"}, {"start": 12478.6, "end": 12481.08, "text": " How big is this house?"}, {"start": 12481.08, "end": 12482.12, "text": " Is it two hours?"}, {"start": 12482.12, "end": 12482.62, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 12482.62, "end": 12483.12, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12483.12, "end": 12483.62, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 12483.62, "end": 12485.960000000001, "text": " I love the smell of onions."}, {"start": 12485.960000000001, "end": 12487.16, "text": " I don't mind the smell of them."}, {"start": 12487.16, "end": 12488.8, "text": " It's just the taste of them."}, {"start": 12488.8, "end": 12489.28, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 12489.28, "end": 12491.28, "text": " You just leave this over here."}, {"start": 12491.28, "end": 12492.960000000001, "text": " So food won't be here for two hours."}, {"start": 12492.960000000001, "end": 12494.68, "text": " So we can't, it's, we have over here."}, {"start": 12494.68, "end": 12497.34, "text": " You guys are eating Nick's tacos and you're not going to complain about it."}, {"start": 12497.34, "end": 12497.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12497.84, "end": 12499.44, "text": " Well, you always had salsa with your tacos."}, {"start": 12499.44, "end": 12500.04, "text": " Ever did?"}, {"start": 12500.04, "end": 12500.6, "text": " Yes, you did."}, {"start": 12500.6, "end": 12502.28, "text": " I had thousand-dollar dressing, sir."}, {"start": 12502.28, "end": 12504.48, "text": " Yeah, but for me, you would always put salsa on them."}, {"start": 12504.48, "end": 12505.68, "text": " Because we had it in the house."}, {"start": 12505.68, "end": 12506.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12506.48, "end": 12507.68, "text": " These are better, I promise."}, {"start": 12507.68, "end": 12508.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12508.2, "end": 12509.720000000001, "text": " Have I ever steered you guys the wrong way?"}, {"start": 12509.720000000001, "end": 12510.2, "text": " So, hold on."}, {"start": 12510.2, "end": 12512.08, "text": " How do I season this, then?"}, {"start": 12512.08, "end": 12515.52, "text": " I guess you do one thing at a time, because we only have one camera."}, {"start": 12515.52, "end": 12516.720000000001, "text": " Well, I'm just cutting the money in."}, {"start": 12516.720000000001, "end": 12519.68, "text": " So, let's just..."}, {"start": 12519.68, "end": 12524.04, "text": " Should we put on some like ambient cooking music?"}, {"start": 12525.28, "end": 12527.08, "text": " I could play it for my phone."}, {"start": 12527.08, "end": 12527.92, "text": " They have speakers."}, {"start": 12527.92, "end": 12531.44, "text": " Hey Alexa, can you play some Arabic cooking music?"}, {"start": 12531.44, "end": 12532.28, "text": " Arabic."}, {"start": 12532.28, "end": 12533.12, "text": " Isn't that what you said?"}, {"start": 12533.12, "end": 12533.960000000001, "text": " Italian."}, {"start": 12533.960000000001, "end": 12536.960000000001, "text": " Or like steak, you know, just like."}, {"start": 12536.960000000001, "end": 12538.92, "text": " I think, hey Alexa, are you here?"}, {"start": 12541.76, "end": 12543.28, "text": " I don't think, I think we moved Alexa."}, {"start": 12543.28, "end": 12544.42, "text": " I don't see her."}, {"start": 12546.28, "end": 12548.08, "text": " Yeah, we don't have that anymore."}, {"start": 12548.08, "end": 12550.72, "text": " But I have Spotify I can play through the speakers."}, {"start": 12550.72, "end": 12552.0, "text": " Oh, it's so good."}, {"start": 12552.0, "end": 12554.32, "text": " Chad, do we let chance to season this himself,"}, {"start": 12554.32, "end": 12555.68, "text": " or do we help him out?"}, {"start": 12556.96, "end": 12558.8, "text": " All right, let's see here."}, {"start": 12558.8, "end": 12560.52, "text": " I've seen him season before."}, {"start": 12560.52, "end": 12561.36, "text": " Is it good?"}, {"start": 12561.36, "end": 12563.08, "text": " So what's wrong?"}, {"start": 12563.08, "end": 12564.84, "text": " I don't know, just look up like..."}, {"start": 12564.84, "end": 12565.8, "text": " Cooking."}, {"start": 12565.8, "end": 12567.72, "text": " Cooking restaurant music."}, {"start": 12567.72, "end": 12568.56, "text": " Cooking music."}, {"start": 12568.56, "end": 12570.6, "text": " Feel good cooking mix."}, {"start": 12576.28, "end": 12577.96, "text": " It's playing a lot."}, {"start": 12577.960000000001, "end": 12579.240000000002, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 12579.240000000002, "end": 12580.240000000002, "text": " What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 12582.740000000002, "end": 12583.240000000002, "text": " Like that?"}, {"start": 12583.240000000002, "end": 12584.240000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's a mood."}, {"start": 12585.740000000002, "end": 12586.240000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12586.240000000002, "end": 12587.34, "text": " You just ate the raw onions?"}, {"start": 12588.28, "end": 12589.28, "text": " It's so good."}, {"start": 12590.740000000002, "end": 12591.740000000002, "text": " Well, try it."}, {"start": 12591.740000000002, "end": 12593.28, "text": " I did before."}, {"start": 12593.28, "end": 12598.62, "text": " I took a bite out of the raw onion on my stream and I gagged."}, {"start": 12598.62, "end": 12599.720000000001, "text": " I almost threw up."}, {"start": 12599.720000000001, "end": 12600.92, "text": " No, sir. No, sir."}, {"start": 12601.42, "end": 12602.92, "text": " This is the best fruit ever."}, {"start": 12603.820000000002, "end": 12604.820000000002, "text": " What's a fruit?"}, {"start": 12605.42, "end": 12606.42, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 12606.42, "end": 12607.42, "text": " I actually don't know."}, {"start": 12607.960000000001, "end": 12610.960000000001, "text": " All right, so how do I season?"}, {"start": 12610.960000000001, "end": 12613.960000000001, "text": " Do I just pour it on here?"}, {"start": 12613.960000000001, "end": 12616.960000000001, "text": " Which one first? Salt?"}, {"start": 12616.960000000001, "end": 12619.960000000001, "text": " Pepper, this dog will not stop licking my fucking leg."}, {"start": 12619.960000000001, "end": 12621.960000000001, "text": " Or garlic powder."}, {"start": 12621.960000000001, "end": 12623.960000000001, "text": " Doesn't matter which way you put it on."}, {"start": 12623.960000000001, "end": 12625.960000000001, "text": " It doesn't matter, but I'll do salt first."}, {"start": 12625.960000000001, "end": 12627.960000000001, "text": " Okay, so I salt first."}, {"start": 12627.960000000001, "end": 12629.960000000001, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 12629.960000000001, "end": 12631.960000000001, "text": " Just enough to cover it all."}, {"start": 12631.960000000001, "end": 12633.960000000001, "text": " You want to salt both sides."}, {"start": 12633.960000000001, "end": 12635.960000000001, "text": " Those are some big fucking pieces."}, {"start": 12635.960000000001, "end": 12640.68, "text": " Yeah, it's fine despite that. They're not it's usually not too salty"}, {"start": 12641.12, "end": 12645.44, "text": " But you want to make sure you get both sides. That's a lot actually I would suck that out a little bit, okay?"}, {"start": 12646.44, "end": 12648.44, "text": " I mean it's already kind of spread. I'll be honest"}, {"start": 12649.240000000002, "end": 12654.04, "text": " I'm not really doing anything. I would okay. Don't look out now. Now pepper. Yep"}, {"start": 12661.000000000002, "end": 12663.000000000002, "text": " Like peppers not really coming out here"}, {"start": 12665.960000000001, "end": 12668.26, "text": " I don't know, it's the pepper you found, man."}, {"start": 12668.26, "end": 12669.460000000001, "text": " I mean, this is your house."}, {"start": 12669.460000000001, "end": 12670.460000000001, "text": " I just found one."}, {"start": 12670.460000000001, "end": 12672.86, "text": " Oh my God, you're so much stuff in here, Chance."}, {"start": 12672.86, "end": 12675.86, "text": " Yeah, but I can't find anything."}, {"start": 12675.86, "end": 12676.86, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12681.36, "end": 12682.86, "text": " You have so much."}, {"start": 12684.86, "end": 12686.86, "text": " Is this steaks, isn't it?"}, {"start": 12686.86, "end": 12687.86, "text": " Might be steaks."}, {"start": 12687.86, "end": 12688.86, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 12688.86, "end": 12690.86, "text": " Yeah, there's a lot of stuff here."}, {"start": 12690.86, "end": 12692.86, "text": " This is just for steak."}, {"start": 12692.86, "end": 12694.86, "text": " Yeah, Vicky does a lot of cooking."}, {"start": 12695.960000000001, "end": 12701.92, "text": " Yeah, but at this point we've already pretty much season we got just do the other side now garlic it now garlic powder. Yeah"}, {"start": 12706.84, "end": 12708.84, "text": " Oh my bro"}, {"start": 12708.86, "end": 12710.86, "text": " How much garlic powder are you? Oh?"}, {"start": 12711.640000000001, "end": 12713.640000000001, "text": " I'd say that's about it. Look at this one"}, {"start": 12714.720000000001, "end": 12716.720000000001, "text": " prime garlic"}, {"start": 12716.740000000002, "end": 12724.000000000002, "text": " With black garlic and truffle. This is God seasoning like that. I mean we could put it on the other side"}, {"start": 12724.0, "end": 12729.12, "text": " can we yeah why not fuck it I mean it's got everything that's it there in it"}, {"start": 12729.12, "end": 12735.16, "text": " look at all pepper you trust this guy to fucking season your shit look at this"}, {"start": 12735.16, "end": 12743.48, "text": " guy fucking chance okay let me sure it's not old wait what's what's today's day"}, {"start": 12743.48, "end": 12750.04, "text": " I don't know what year we in this is this is best by 611 is that this month who"}, {"start": 12750.04, "end": 12751.04, "text": " Who cares?"}, {"start": 12751.04, "end": 12752.04, "text": " That shit doesn't exist here."}, {"start": 12752.04, "end": 12753.04, "text": " That shit doesn't exist here."}, {"start": 12753.04, "end": 12754.04, "text": " Please excuse me baby."}, {"start": 12754.04, "end": 12759.04, "text": " Are you sure it's not too much salt?"}, {"start": 12759.04, "end": 12764.04, "text": " Wait, this is two months ago."}, {"start": 12764.04, "end": 12765.04, "text": " We're in August."}, {"start": 12765.04, "end": 12766.04, "text": " It's eight."}, {"start": 12766.04, "end": 12767.04, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 12767.04, "end": 12768.04, "text": " Dude, it's fine."}, {"start": 12768.04, "end": 12769.04, "text": " It's honestly fine."}, {"start": 12769.04, "end": 12770.04, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 12770.04, "end": 12771.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12771.04, "end": 12772.04, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12772.04, "end": 12773.04, "text": " But this one looks good too."}, {"start": 12773.04, "end": 12774.04, "text": " It's gross."}, {"start": 12774.04, "end": 12776.04, "text": " That meat is gross touching it."}, {"start": 12776.04, "end": 12777.04, "text": " Now what do I do?"}, {"start": 12777.04, "end": 12779.44, "text": " If that's gross, you must say probably bubbles, too, huh?"}, {"start": 12780.84, "end": 12782.04, "text": " Do I just put this on?"}, {"start": 12785.54, "end": 12786.54, "text": " Yeah, go ahead."}, {"start": 12786.54, "end": 12787.54, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 12787.54, "end": 12788.740000000002, "text": " Salt? First?"}, {"start": 12788.740000000002, "end": 12790.54, "text": " No, just- we'll just use this one."}, {"start": 12790.54, "end": 12792.04, "text": " Okay, so I'll use this."}, {"start": 12793.04, "end": 12794.54, "text": " Oh, I'll have to open it full on."}, {"start": 12796.04, "end": 12798.04, "text": " Oh, it's never open. There's no way it's bad, right?"}, {"start": 12799.04, "end": 12800.54, "text": " I-I'm pretty sure it's fine."}, {"start": 12801.04, "end": 12801.84, "text": " What's that noise?"}, {"start": 12801.84, "end": 12803.04, "text": " Mr. Blue Sky?"}, {"start": 12803.04, "end": 12808.04, "text": " Do I have two s- I have music playing in the loft and here."}, {"start": 12808.04, "end": 12811.04, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12811.04, "end": 12813.04, "text": " Okay, hang on."}, {"start": 12813.04, "end": 12815.04, "text": " I think Vicky's playing the songs for us."}, {"start": 12815.04, "end": 12817.04, "text": " And I'm playing bullshit."}, {"start": 12819.04, "end": 12821.04, "text": " Who's singing?"}, {"start": 12825.04, "end": 12827.04, "text": " Did you put this on?"}, {"start": 12827.04, "end": 12829.04, "text": " I think Vicky did. I think she's hooking us up."}, {"start": 12829.04, "end": 12836.04, "text": " This is a theme."}, {"start": 12836.04, "end": 12843.04, "text": " This is a ratatouille, no?"}, {"start": 12843.04, "end": 12848.04, "text": " Oh, shit, a rat."}, {"start": 12848.04, "end": 12849.04, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12849.04, "end": 12850.04, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12850.04, "end": 12851.04, "text": " Don, get out."}, {"start": 12851.04, "end": 12853.04, "text": " Hey, can you close that pantry door?"}, {"start": 12853.04, "end": 12855.04, "text": " Hey, wait!"}, {"start": 12855.04, "end": 12856.04, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 12856.04, "end": 12858.04, "text": " Where are your cats?"}, {"start": 12858.04, "end": 12859.04, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha"}, {"start": 12859.04, "end": 12860.04, "text": " Somewhere"}, {"start": 12860.04, "end": 12862.04, "text": " They still climb up on that thing?"}, {"start": 12862.04, "end": 12864.04, "text": " Yeah they climb up on everything"}, {"start": 12864.04, "end": 12866.04, "text": " Oh, be careful with this one"}, {"start": 12868.04, "end": 12870.04, "text": " No no no, that looks good"}, {"start": 12870.04, "end": 12873.04, "text": " But I would, so you don't want the season to fall off as soon as we go on the grill"}, {"start": 12873.04, "end": 12875.04, "text": " So you want to pad it into it a little bit"}, {"start": 12876.04, "end": 12878.04, "text": " Chance, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 12878.04, "end": 12880.04, "text": " Okay, more than that man"}, {"start": 12885.04, "end": 12886.04, "text": " With that?"}, {"start": 12886.04, "end": 12889.2, "text": " You want to pad it into it so it doesn't fall off when you put it on the grill."}, {"start": 12889.2, "end": 12890.2, "text": " Nick, thoughts?"}, {"start": 12890.2, "end": 12893.52, "text": " How do I pad it in?"}, {"start": 12893.52, "end": 12894.52, "text": " You touch it."}, {"start": 12894.52, "end": 12895.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12895.52, "end": 12900.28, "text": " And then those fibers extract the seasoning."}, {"start": 12900.28, "end": 12902.28, "text": " They absorb it in."}, {"start": 12902.28, "end": 12905.28, "text": " Is this right?"}, {"start": 12905.28, "end": 12906.28, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 12906.28, "end": 12907.28, "text": " That's a nice chance."}, {"start": 12907.28, "end": 12908.800000000001, "text": " You got a good form there."}, {"start": 12908.800000000001, "end": 12910.800000000001, "text": " I'm just two fingering it."}, {"start": 12910.800000000001, "end": 12912.640000000001, "text": " Oh, that's great."}, {"start": 12912.64, "end": 12917.039999999999, "text": " move everyone but i think we are being watched"}, {"start": 12920.32, "end": 12923.599999999999, "text": " i'm not sure but i'm getting this feeling like they know"}, {"start": 12927.84, "end": 12931.76, "text": " did i put more on it seems like it all disappeared as i rubbed it it's fine that's all"}, {"start": 12932.56, "end": 12937.439999999999, "text": " all right we're good okay but shouldn't i get salt and pepper on this side"}, {"start": 12937.44, "end": 12940.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, it comes with salt and pepper."}, {"start": 12940.880000000001, "end": 12941.880000000001, "text": " Oh, it do?"}, {"start": 12941.880000000001, "end": 12944.92, "text": " Yeah, it adds some salt and pepper."}, {"start": 12944.92, "end": 12946.92, "text": " Okay, salt and pepper?"}, {"start": 12946.92, "end": 12948.4, "text": " Yeah, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12948.4, "end": 12951.560000000001, "text": " I think that that seasoning is going to have salt and pepper in it already."}, {"start": 12951.560000000001, "end": 12953.060000000001, "text": " Well, it does, too."}, {"start": 12953.060000000001, "end": 12954.060000000001, "text": " I wouldn't add a lot of salt."}, {"start": 12954.060000000001, "end": 12955.060000000001, "text": " I added rock."}, {"start": 12955.060000000001, "end": 12956.060000000001, "text": " I think it's going to be over-salted."}, {"start": 12956.060000000001, "end": 12957.560000000001, "text": " Okay, well, most of it's in the form."}, {"start": 12957.560000000001, "end": 12958.560000000001, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 12958.560000000001, "end": 12959.560000000001, "text": " Don't add pepper."}, {"start": 12959.560000000001, "end": 12960.560000000001, "text": " Don't add pepper."}, {"start": 12960.560000000001, "end": 12961.560000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12961.560000000001, "end": 12962.560000000001, "text": " That's where you got pepper in it."}, {"start": 12962.560000000001, "end": 12963.560000000001, "text": " Garlic?"}, {"start": 12963.560000000001, "end": 12964.560000000001, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 12964.560000000001, "end": 12965.560000000001, "text": " We're done."}, {"start": 12965.560000000001, "end": 12966.560000000001, "text": " We're done."}, {"start": 12966.56, "end": 12967.519999999999, "text": " I'm going to see."}, {"start": 12967.519999999999, "end": 12969.519999999999, "text": " So I think it's seasoned to fuck."}, {"start": 12969.519999999999, "end": 12971.359999999999, "text": " Can we try this one for the next one?"}, {"start": 12971.359999999999, "end": 12972.48, "text": " Let's just try this one."}, {"start": 12972.48, "end": 12974.0, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 12974.0, "end": 12975.96, "text": " So I'm seasoning this one as well."}, {"start": 12975.96, "end": 12977.48, "text": " Unless you want to eat it without seasoning."}, {"start": 12977.48, "end": 12981.16, "text": " OK, we're seasoning that one as well."}, {"start": 12981.16, "end": 12982.92, "text": " OK, you want to season this one, Nick?"}, {"start": 12982.92, "end": 12983.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12983.42, "end": 12984.519999999999, "text": " I want to watch you do it."}, {"start": 12986.84, "end": 12990.4, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm just going to eat those."}, {"start": 12990.4, "end": 12993.039999999999, "text": " God dang."}, {"start": 12993.039999999999, "end": 12994.4, "text": " You got to rub it in there."}, {"start": 12994.4, "end": 12995.279999999999, "text": " That's all right."}, {"start": 12995.279999999999, "end": 12995.8, "text": " So flip."}, {"start": 12995.800000000001, "end": 13000.080000000002, "text": " If you don't you can rub it in you have to fall off. Oh, yeah. No, he's just knocking it off"}, {"start": 13000.080000000002, "end": 13006.44, "text": " Yeah, that's how it feels like it just leaves. He's just knocking it out. You press I am pressing. Yeah, he knocked it off"}, {"start": 13007.960000000001, "end": 13009.960000000001, "text": " We have that"}, {"start": 13010.6, "end": 13012.6, "text": " We may have more. Yeah"}, {"start": 13013.160000000002, "end": 13015.160000000002, "text": " They impressed that in"}, {"start": 13015.800000000001, "end": 13017.800000000001, "text": " You went trick little bit over I'll show you"}, {"start": 13018.52, "end": 13024.560000000001, "text": " Okay, I think they didn't see me face don't don't see me. Let me show you what you're supposed to do you can um"}, {"start": 13024.56, "end": 13028.56, "text": " You can put some on the sides as well."}, {"start": 13028.56, "end": 13032.56, "text": " Alright, so this is the idea I used to do growing up."}, {"start": 13032.56, "end": 13036.56, "text": " Before he would viciously assault me. So you go like this?"}, {"start": 13036.56, "end": 13040.56, "text": " Stabbing holes into it? Yeah, so it goes inside. He didn't assault me. He's actually a great father."}, {"start": 13040.56, "end": 13044.56, "text": " He just happened to chat and said, I never did that."}, {"start": 13044.56, "end": 13048.56, "text": " Yeah, my dad was good."}, {"start": 13048.56, "end": 13052.56, "text": " Everyone says you're ruin, ruin, caps off."}, {"start": 13052.56, "end": 13055.68, "text": " ruined ruin caps on but they didn't grow up with food because they're up for so"}, {"start": 13055.68, "end": 13056.34, "text": " my listen to them"}, {"start": 13056.34, "end": 13060.64, "text": " okay so now what now you want me to use"}, {"start": 13060.64, "end": 13064.32, "text": " this one no the only the only thing you can use it"}, {"start": 13064.32, "end": 13071.32, "text": " it's under it's under his elbow"}, {"start": 13074.8, "end": 13078.08, "text": " I'm even pushing if you want but it's gonna be here"}, {"start": 13078.08, "end": 13080.92, "text": " chat most of you are European you don't even have meat like this"}, {"start": 13080.92, "end": 13083.88, "text": " Like, holy fuck."}, {"start": 13083.88, "end": 13088.08, "text": " I was in Norway and the only times I spent to even find a piece of meat that looked like"}, {"start": 13088.08, "end": 13089.68, "text": " this, it was impossible."}, {"start": 13089.68, "end": 13092.68, "text": " Don't fucking tell me that shit, Europe."}, {"start": 13092.68, "end": 13094.88, "text": " Alright, it's all done."}, {"start": 13094.88, "end": 13096.36, "text": " So it's seasoned, now what?"}, {"start": 13096.36, "end": 13098.36, "text": " Now we cook it."}, {"start": 13098.36, "end": 13099.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13099.36, "end": 13100.36, "text": " So, okay."}, {"start": 13100.36, "end": 13102.16, "text": " Are we sure though?"}, {"start": 13102.16, "end": 13103.16, "text": " Are we sure?"}, {"start": 13103.16, "end": 13104.16, "text": " Yeah, I think."}, {"start": 13104.16, "end": 13107.12, "text": " Do we have to like cut the fat off maybe?"}, {"start": 13107.12, "end": 13108.6, "text": " Are you fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 13108.6, "end": 13109.6, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 13109.6, "end": 13112.04, "text": " You know, I should not have got that angry."}, {"start": 13112.04, "end": 13114.24, "text": " I take it back."}, {"start": 13114.24, "end": 13115.74, "text": " This is a rib eye."}, {"start": 13115.74, "end": 13120.36, "text": " It's the fattiest cut of meat and that's what makes it tasty."}, {"start": 13120.36, "end": 13121.36, "text": " And that helps add flavor."}, {"start": 13121.36, "end": 13123.16, "text": " So you cut the fat off afterwards?"}, {"start": 13123.16, "end": 13124.44, "text": " If you're that big of a pussy, yeah."}, {"start": 13124.44, "end": 13128.04, "text": " I think fat's disgusting and chewy and gross."}, {"start": 13128.04, "end": 13131.44, "text": " You could cut the fat cap off afterwards, but that's too much for you."}, {"start": 13131.44, "end": 13132.44, "text": " Let's go outside."}, {"start": 13132.44, "end": 13134.44, "text": " Alright, Rob, can you help me carry one of these?"}, {"start": 13134.44, "end": 13136.44, "text": " Yeah, I got you."}, {"start": 13137.44, "end": 13143.0, "text": " Where's your fucking phone charger? Oh need that battery pack. Yeah, I hang on"}, {"start": 13144.32, "end": 13147.36, "text": " I'm gonna be honest. This one looks a little on under Susan. Yeah"}, {"start": 13155.28, "end": 13158.2, "text": " It's even a grill it well the girls not even on yet"}, {"start": 13158.84, "end": 13161.32, "text": " So we can actually kind of wait with the wing leave the food"}, {"start": 13161.32, "end": 13164.92, "text": " I don't know if like a base it's about flies. We just leave it in here until we go outside"}, {"start": 13164.92, "end": 13166.92, "text": " I don't know the fly situation over here"}, {"start": 13171.14, "end": 13176.76, "text": " Nick I don't know where that battery pack went. I can't hear you bro. I don't know where that battery pack went"}, {"start": 13177.16, "end": 13179.16, "text": " You know a battery pack?"}, {"start": 13184.1, "end": 13186.1, "text": " That smells really good"}, {"start": 13188.4, "end": 13190.4, "text": " Let me go see if it's in the bedroom"}, {"start": 13190.4, "end": 13197.48, "text": " So are we just leaving him to grow yeah we do without him we should write"}, {"start": 13197.48, "end": 13202.52, "text": " teaching how to do it fuck this guy oh shit I'm gonna tell you the back no no"}, {"start": 13202.52, "end": 13210.68, "text": " ah don't do it we do it no no ah what's happening he's so"}, {"start": 13210.68, "end": 13214.68, "text": " Oh my god, don't do it to me."}, {"start": 13214.68, "end": 13215.68, "text": " Someone stop this guy."}, {"start": 13215.68, "end": 13216.68, "text": " Someone stop this guy."}, {"start": 13216.68, "end": 13217.68, "text": " He's evil."}, {"start": 13217.68, "end": 13219.68, "text": " Okay, I got it."}, {"start": 13219.68, "end": 13221.68, "text": " All right, Chance, where do you get that grill going?"}, {"start": 13221.68, "end": 13223.68, "text": " Uh, I am ready."}, {"start": 13223.68, "end": 13227.68, "text": " So we're going to have to carry this thing with it."}, {"start": 13227.68, "end": 13228.68, "text": " From all times?"}, {"start": 13228.68, "end": 13230.68, "text": " That's the longest cable I've ever seen."}, {"start": 13230.68, "end": 13232.68, "text": " Yeah, but it doesn't need to be."}, {"start": 13232.68, "end": 13233.68, "text": " That's a good thing."}, {"start": 13233.68, "end": 13234.68, "text": " Yeah, all right."}, {"start": 13234.68, "end": 13235.68, "text": " Oh, hey, hello, baby."}, {"start": 13235.68, "end": 13237.68, "text": " You ready to go outside?"}, {"start": 13237.68, "end": 13239.68, "text": " Did you get the snakes, Rob?"}, {"start": 13239.68, "end": 13246.02, "text": " Little green mellow. Well, we're gonna run up the grill first. I see yeah close that door behind you. I got you"}, {"start": 13248.82, "end": 13252.300000000001, "text": " All right soda pop turn it on baby. Well, let me"}, {"start": 13253.1, "end": 13259.02, "text": " Do some tech look at these guys grilled you built into his house all those years of you know"}, {"start": 13259.02, "end": 13262.6, "text": " St. Piaw and screaming this has to go plugged into it, right? Yeah"}, {"start": 13263.880000000001, "end": 13265.880000000001, "text": " Still remember the rain"}, {"start": 13265.880000000001, "end": 13267.400000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 13267.400000000001, "end": 13269.04, "text": " So as y'all can see, there was like,"}, {"start": 13269.04, "end": 13271.400000000001, "text": " this grill is slightly just not under the roof."}, {"start": 13271.400000000001, "end": 13273.320000000002, "text": " So we're all sitting here on this couch,"}, {"start": 13273.320000000002, "end": 13276.36, "text": " and Rob is sitting here just flipping food in the rain."}, {"start": 13276.36, "end": 13277.68, "text": " Just soaked, just soaked."}, {"start": 13277.68, "end": 13278.6, "text": " Yeah, it was great."}, {"start": 13278.6, "end": 13279.44, "text": " Funniest thing ever."}, {"start": 13279.44, "end": 13280.28, "text": " It was a great night."}, {"start": 13280.28, "end": 13281.560000000001, "text": " Chats, do you ever think I'll be able to afford a house"}, {"start": 13281.560000000001, "end": 13283.560000000001, "text": " like this for myself?"}, {"start": 13283.560000000001, "end": 13284.640000000001, "text": " Yes, really?"}, {"start": 13284.640000000001, "end": 13285.52, "text": " I think you can."}, {"start": 13285.52, "end": 13286.52, "text": " Now, what do I do here?"}, {"start": 13286.52, "end": 13287.36, "text": " Turn it on."}, {"start": 13287.36, "end": 13289.400000000001, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 13289.400000000001, "end": 13290.04, "text": " Well, which one?"}, {"start": 13290.04, "end": 13291.76, "text": " There's like a bunch of different ons."}, {"start": 13291.76, "end": 13292.6, "text": " Does it matter?"}, {"start": 13292.6, "end": 13295.480000000001, "text": " Is it just section-based, like an oven?"}, {"start": 13295.48, "end": 13296.56, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 13296.56, "end": 13297.56, "text": " Did you use all of them?"}, {"start": 13301.84, "end": 13303.84, "text": " Why is this one different?"}, {"start": 13303.84, "end": 13305.32, "text": " It's a rear burner."}, {"start": 13305.32, "end": 13307.439999999999, "text": " Rear burner."}, {"start": 13307.439999999999, "end": 13309.119999999999, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 13309.119999999999, "end": 13310.199999999999, "text": " I can smell the gas."}, {"start": 13310.199999999999, "end": 13311.199999999999, "text": " OK, it's all on, right?"}, {"start": 13311.199999999999, "end": 13313.08, "text": " Wow, it actually just turned on like that."}, {"start": 13313.08, "end": 13314.439999999999, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 13314.439999999999, "end": 13315.16, "text": " It's a nice grill."}, {"start": 13315.16, "end": 13316.72, "text": " That's not how my grill works."}, {"start": 13316.72, "end": 13319.24, "text": " I got to twist this knob with the propane tank"}, {"start": 13319.24, "end": 13319.88, "text": " and press the button."}, {"start": 13319.88, "end": 13321.52, "text": " Do you have a propane tank?"}, {"start": 13321.52, "end": 13322.52, "text": " Yes, your house."}, {"start": 13322.52, "end": 13323.16, "text": " So what do we do?"}, {"start": 13323.16, "end": 13324.0, "text": " We just wait now?"}, {"start": 13324.0, "end": 13324.96, "text": " We have some stuff."}, {"start": 13324.960000000001, "end": 13329.92, "text": " there's a temperature gauge so what do we want it to be at? 400"}, {"start": 13329.92, "end": 13331.44, "text": " it's not even moving"}, {"start": 13331.44, "end": 13333.720000000001, "text": " bro what? it just turned out to be a gesture"}, {"start": 13333.720000000001, "end": 13336.960000000001, "text": " isn't it kind of like wouldn't it go quick at the beginning?"}, {"start": 13336.960000000001, "end": 13338.960000000001, "text": " no"}, {"start": 13338.960000000001, "end": 13340.240000000002, "text": " it usually takes like a second"}, {"start": 13340.240000000002, "end": 13341.84, "text": " but the fire is on"}, {"start": 13341.84, "end": 13344.320000000002, "text": " because it needs to like fill up heat into this whole thing"}, {"start": 13344.320000000002, "end": 13345.080000000002, "text": " I understand"}, {"start": 13345.080000000002, "end": 13347.000000000002, "text": " do you have a bottle of water?"}, {"start": 13347.000000000002, "end": 13348.12, "text": " would you like one?"}, {"start": 13348.12, "end": 13349.2, "text": " it's for the grill"}, {"start": 13349.2, "end": 13351.28, "text": " because ribeyes like to catch fire"}, {"start": 13351.28, "end": 13353.400000000001, "text": " and when I cook it it's really weird so"}, {"start": 13353.4, "end": 13355.0, "text": " Okay, let me get a bottle of water for you then."}, {"start": 13355.0, "end": 13355.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13355.84, "end": 13357.56, "text": " Doesn't that take about 30 minutes?"}, {"start": 13358.6, "end": 13361.56, "text": " This thing's gonna be hot as fuck and like super good."}, {"start": 13365.8, "end": 13366.96, "text": " No question marks, guys."}, {"start": 13368.64, "end": 13371.6, "text": " Guys, guys, if you didn't grow up in the 90s,"}, {"start": 13371.6, "end": 13374.279999999999, "text": " okay, on a six-figure income, I don't wanna hear it."}, {"start": 13375.84, "end": 13378.039999999999, "text": " This is different life, guys, it's different life."}, {"start": 13380.24, "end": 13381.16, "text": " Just don't wanna hear it, guys."}, {"start": 13381.16, "end": 13382.44, "text": " No question marks, guys."}, {"start": 13383.4, "end": 13392.4, "text": " I don't want to hear it, man."}, {"start": 13392.4, "end": 13393.4, "text": " Explosion?"}, {"start": 13393.4, "end": 13395.4, "text": " Rob, lift up the grill, just in case?"}, {"start": 13395.4, "end": 13396.4, "text": " Oh, yeah, sure."}, {"start": 13396.4, "end": 13397.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13397.4, "end": 13398.4, "text": " Is it getting warm?"}, {"start": 13398.4, "end": 13399.4, "text": " No, it's fucking hot."}, {"start": 13399.4, "end": 13400.4, "text": " How do we turn it down?"}, {"start": 13400.4, "end": 13401.4, "text": " With the knobs?"}, {"start": 13401.4, "end": 13402.4, "text": " How come?"}, {"start": 13402.4, "end": 13403.4, "text": " Because we have it all set on high."}, {"start": 13403.4, "end": 13404.4, "text": " How do we know if this gauge even works?"}, {"start": 13404.4, "end": 13405.4, "text": " It's not moving."}, {"start": 13405.4, "end": 13406.4, "text": " No, it's moved a little bit."}, {"start": 13406.4, "end": 13407.4, "text": " It's not moving."}, {"start": 13407.4, "end": 13409.4, "text": " How do we know if this gauge even works?"}, {"start": 13411.6, "end": 13414.08, "text": " No, it's moved a little bit has it yeah"}, {"start": 13419.039999999999, "end": 13422.08, "text": " Now it's moving it's moving you could clearly see a moment"}, {"start": 13422.76, "end": 13427.4, "text": " I feel like Nick is really in his element right now. What do you mean? This is your element man. This is it"}, {"start": 13428.52, "end": 13430.52, "text": " Grilling some steaks. Grilling some steaks, baby"}, {"start": 13431.16, "end": 13435.06, "text": " All right, I got a bottle of water and I brought the steaks up. We can just leave the steaks outside"}, {"start": 13435.06, "end": 13441.22, "text": " I feel like they'll cook it's that fucking hot out here. It's pretty hot. This is miserable. I need to get a fucking towel"}, {"start": 13442.18, "end": 13445.619999999999, "text": " Yeah, you can get one. There's some inside you want me to go get one for you? No, it's all right"}, {"start": 13446.34, "end": 13453.34, "text": " I'm allergic to your dog and he licks the back of my legs. What's okay? Hey, Cody. Hello, baby. Aren't you a cutie sip?"}, {"start": 13454.42, "end": 13459.939999999999, "text": " Good boy. Good dog. You want to see something crazy? Sure. All right. Let's see if I can get Louis to do it"}, {"start": 13459.94, "end": 13464.94, "text": " Oh my goodness, he's still stuffing."}, {"start": 13464.94, "end": 13468.94, "text": " Yeah, Louie, oh he's gonna be super distracted."}, {"start": 13468.94, "end": 13472.94, "text": " Louie, hey, Louie, come here, sit."}, {"start": 13472.94, "end": 13474.94, "text": " Geez, that tail's like a monster."}, {"start": 13474.94, "end": 13476.94, "text": " Yeah, his tail's monstrous. Sit."}, {"start": 13476.94, "end": 13479.94, "text": " Louie, sit, sit."}, {"start": 13479.94, "end": 13481.94, "text": " There's no way. Sit."}, {"start": 13481.94, "end": 13483.94, "text": " Louie, sit."}, {"start": 13483.94, "end": 13485.94, "text": " Oh my god, there's no way right now."}, {"start": 13485.94, "end": 13487.94, "text": " Kota, you are not who I'm talking to."}, {"start": 13487.94, "end": 13495.94, "text": " Louie, sit, colon capital D. Louie, sit, Louie, sit, colon capital D is a"}, {"start": 13495.94, "end": 13502.94, "text": " high five. He knows high five, I swear. It's not happening."}, {"start": 13502.94, "end": 13506.94, "text": " I'm just gonna embarrass myself. Oh, they're all, chat's smiling now I'm retarded."}, {"start": 13506.94, "end": 13510.94, "text": " So, Chance, you don't have like towels out here for your guests, bro? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13510.94, "end": 13512.94, "text": " You want a towel for what? So you're sweating. It's crazy, bro."}, {"start": 13512.94, "end": 13514.94, "text": " I was like, we're gonna swim, I'll go get you a towel."}, {"start": 13514.94, "end": 13516.94, "text": " It should be out here already, man."}, {"start": 13516.94, "end": 13519.94, "text": " Well actually, I think they're in this little container over here."}, {"start": 13519.94, "end": 13521.94, "text": " Yeah, come on, rich guy."}, {"start": 13523.94, "end": 13529.94, "text": " Guys, isn't it crazy that Chance done left me in the poor house over there with, you know, by myself?"}, {"start": 13529.94, "end": 13534.94, "text": " And he moved out to this great ass house with all these dogs and just left me."}, {"start": 13534.94, "end": 13536.94, "text": " The poor old Nick behind."}, {"start": 13536.94, "end": 13538.94, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 13538.94, "end": 13540.94, "text": " Okay, the towels are not in there."}, {"start": 13540.94, "end": 13542.94, "text": " So I will go get you a towel."}, {"start": 13542.94, "end": 13543.94, "text": " Yeah, I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 13543.94, "end": 13545.94, "text": " They're gonna hurt those balls"}, {"start": 13548.0, "end": 13553.4, "text": " Chey you guys prefer dog pool cam or grill with nothing else cam"}, {"start": 13560.16, "end": 13562.16, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 13562.800000000001, "end": 13569.52, "text": " What they say dog pool I could just put it here"}, {"start": 13569.52, "end": 13574.4, "text": " Hey, this is one that you'd never get in California, bro."}, {"start": 13574.4, "end": 13575.4, "text": " All this space."}, {"start": 13575.4, "end": 13581.800000000001, "text": " Well, if you had this in California, it would cost a fuck ton more."}, {"start": 13581.800000000001, "end": 13583.6, "text": " How much thing would cost like $30 million?"}, {"start": 13583.6, "end": 13585.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, stupid amount."}, {"start": 13585.720000000001, "end": 13587.720000000001, "text": " Who even has that sort of money, bro?"}, {"start": 13587.720000000001, "end": 13589.720000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13589.720000000001, "end": 13592.6, "text": " Like, how do you even accumulate that much money?"}, {"start": 13592.6, "end": 13595.880000000001, "text": " Like, how many people do you have to screw over to get that money?"}, {"start": 13595.880000000001, "end": 13599.04, "text": " Excuse me, that's true."}, {"start": 13599.04, "end": 13602.92, "text": " I got a house."}, {"start": 13602.92, "end": 13603.92, "text": " Amazing."}, {"start": 13603.92, "end": 13604.92, "text": " What did they say?"}, {"start": 13604.92, "end": 13605.92, "text": " Steaks or their dogs?"}, {"start": 13605.92, "end": 13606.92, "text": " They like the dogs."}, {"start": 13606.92, "end": 13609.6, "text": " Yeah, they just tell me they just love watching the dogs."}, {"start": 13609.6, "end": 13612.92, "text": " See, I can't even see my screen, man, because of my stupid glasses."}, {"start": 13612.92, "end": 13615.800000000001, "text": " Bring it out of the sun so it doesn't overheat."}, {"start": 13615.800000000001, "end": 13616.800000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13616.800000000001, "end": 13618.800000000001, "text": " Is this their ball?"}, {"start": 13618.800000000001, "end": 13621.400000000001, "text": " Are they going to break this ball if I throw it?"}, {"start": 13621.400000000001, "end": 13622.400000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 13622.400000000001, "end": 13624.400000000001, "text": " Are they going to break this ball if I throw it?"}, {"start": 13624.400000000001, "end": 13625.400000000001, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 13625.400000000001, "end": 13626.400000000001, "text": " That's a herding ball."}, {"start": 13626.400000000001, "end": 13627.400000000001, "text": " Throw it in."}, {"start": 13627.400000000001, "end": 13628.400000000001, "text": " They're supposed to chew and play with it."}, {"start": 13628.4, "end": 13630.4, "text": " So big."}, {"start": 13630.4, "end": 13632.4, "text": " In the water? Yeah."}, {"start": 13632.4, "end": 13634.4, "text": " That was a cute noise."}, {"start": 13634.4, "end": 13636.4, "text": " That was a cute noise."}, {"start": 13636.4, "end": 13638.4, "text": " See Kota has to go from the shallowing because he's a huge pussy."}, {"start": 13638.4, "end": 13640.4, "text": " Go get your ball Kota! Go get it!"}, {"start": 13640.4, "end": 13642.4, "text": " He ain't going to be able to go in from there."}, {"start": 13642.4, "end": 13644.4, "text": " Come on Kota!"}, {"start": 13644.4, "end": 13646.4, "text": " All the way back around. Come on Kota, go get it!"}, {"start": 13646.4, "end": 13648.4, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13648.4, "end": 13652.4, "text": " You got to enjoy it while you can because the ventures will be 13 and can't walk."}, {"start": 13652.4, "end": 13654.4, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 13654.4, "end": 13656.4, "text": " If the buddy jumped in this pool he would just die."}, {"start": 13656.4, "end": 13661.4, "text": " Get your ball Kota! Get your ball! Skippy is just out there with a different ball"}, {"start": 13661.4, "end": 13666.84, "text": " playing with it. He's having so much fun. Yeah, it's their herding ball. It's actually"}, {"start": 13666.84, "end": 13669.4, "text": " for horses."}, {"start": 13674.96, "end": 13679.279999999999, "text": " Get your ball Kota! Go get it! Go get it!"}, {"start": 13679.84, "end": 13683.199999999999, "text": " Good boy."}, {"start": 13686.4, "end": 13689.4, "text": " How long does it take for this grill to heat up?"}, {"start": 13689.4, "end": 13692.039999999999, "text": " It's probably almost heated up to be honest."}, {"start": 13692.039999999999, "end": 13694.6, "text": " I can't believe you're choosing to sit in the sun, Rob."}, {"start": 13694.6, "end": 13695.6, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 13695.6, "end": 13696.6, "text": " Get a little sun."}, {"start": 13696.6, "end": 13699.199999999999, "text": " Nice little tan."}, {"start": 13699.199999999999, "end": 13700.199999999999, "text": " Get your ball, Kota."}, {"start": 13700.199999999999, "end": 13701.199999999999, "text": " Kota, get your ball."}, {"start": 13701.199999999999, "end": 13702.6, "text": " What type of dog is that?"}, {"start": 13702.6, "end": 13703.6, "text": " Border Collies."}, {"start": 13703.6, "end": 13704.6, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 13704.6, "end": 13706.52, "text": " Wasn't Kevin a Border Collie?"}, {"start": 13706.52, "end": 13712.6, "text": " Kevin is, or was a retreat, he had some retriever in him."}, {"start": 13712.6, "end": 13713.6, "text": " Definitely a good one, a retriever."}, {"start": 13713.6, "end": 13714.6, "text": " Yeah, he had some retriever in him."}, {"start": 13714.6, "end": 13716.6, "text": " I'm so fucked up because it's a little bit of everything"}, {"start": 13716.6, "end": 13718.6, "text": " This is almost at 400"}, {"start": 13718.6, "end": 13720.6, "text": " I'm going to bring out the stakes"}, {"start": 13720.6, "end": 13722.6, "text": " Oh you took them out already?"}, {"start": 13722.6, "end": 13724.6, "text": " I think we're pretty much good to put them in"}, {"start": 13724.6, "end": 13726.6, "text": " Let's do it"}, {"start": 13726.6, "end": 13728.6, "text": " Do you know how long it is?"}, {"start": 13728.6, "end": 13730.6, "text": " Well that's the question"}, {"start": 13730.6, "end": 13732.6, "text": " What"}, {"start": 13732.6, "end": 13734.6, "text": " What"}, {"start": 13734.6, "end": 13736.6, "text": " Cook do you guys want?"}, {"start": 13736.6, "end": 13738.6, "text": " I like medium rare"}, {"start": 13738.6, "end": 13740.6, "text": " Okay so like bloody"}, {"start": 13740.6, "end": 13742.6, "text": " Yeah medium rare"}, {"start": 13742.6, "end": 13745.68, "text": " Not rare, medium rare. Can you do that, Nick?"}, {"start": 13745.68, "end": 13746.6, "text": " Yeah, easy."}, {"start": 13747.6, "end": 13749.4, "text": " One minute on each side and done."}, {"start": 13749.4, "end": 13751.28, "text": " Are you sure? I don't think that's right."}, {"start": 13751.28, "end": 13752.36, "text": " That doesn't sound right."}, {"start": 13752.36, "end": 13753.800000000001, "text": " Guys, come on."}, {"start": 13753.800000000001, "end": 13757.0, "text": " On a medium-high pan, it takes four minutes on each side."}, {"start": 13757.0, "end": 13757.960000000001, "text": " Guys."}, {"start": 13757.960000000001, "end": 13760.720000000001, "text": " I don't think you're right."}, {"start": 13760.720000000001, "end": 13763.48, "text": " Dude, it's just one minute, two minutes done, bro."}, {"start": 13763.48, "end": 13764.4, "text": " I think it's gonna be at least..."}, {"start": 13764.4, "end": 13767.28, "text": " Okay, one or two minutes is a very stark difference."}, {"start": 13767.28, "end": 13769.880000000001, "text": " It's like double the time."}, {"start": 13769.880000000001, "end": 13772.76, "text": " I think it's going to be at least three to four minutes on each side."}, {"start": 13772.76, "end": 13774.04, "text": " Bro, that's crazy."}, {"start": 13774.04, "end": 13775.54, "text": " Maybe six, seven?"}, {"start": 13775.54, "end": 13776.54, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13776.54, "end": 13777.54, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 13777.54, "end": 13778.54, "text": " I'm so sick."}, {"start": 13778.54, "end": 13779.54, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 13779.54, "end": 13780.54, "text": " And that's it."}, {"start": 13780.54, "end": 13781.54, "text": " I was going to film it."}, {"start": 13781.54, "end": 13782.54, "text": " That smells really good though."}, {"start": 13782.54, "end": 13783.54, "text": " You can't film it, Ash."}, {"start": 13783.54, "end": 13784.54, "text": " Wait, are we going to eat out here or inside?"}, {"start": 13784.54, "end": 13785.54, "text": " Inside."}, {"start": 13785.54, "end": 13786.54, "text": " Inside."}, {"start": 13786.54, "end": 13787.54, "text": " Hug this hole."}, {"start": 13787.54, "end": 13788.54, "text": " Hey, hey, hey."}, {"start": 13788.54, "end": 13789.54, "text": " Fuck the outside."}, {"start": 13789.54, "end": 13790.54, "text": " Hey, fuck me."}, {"start": 13790.54, "end": 13791.54, "text": " Okay, sorry."}, {"start": 13791.54, "end": 13792.54, "text": " That's pretty nice out here, Loki."}, {"start": 13792.54, "end": 13793.54, "text": " That's psychotic."}, {"start": 13793.54, "end": 13794.54, "text": " You think it's that hot?"}, {"start": 13794.54, "end": 13796.54, "text": " Dude, I know it's..."}, {"start": 13796.54, "end": 13797.54, "text": " Where do you..."}, {"start": 13797.54, "end": 13799.34, "text": " But, okay, should we get a cutting board"}, {"start": 13799.34, "end": 13800.26, "text": " or something to put them on?"}, {"start": 13800.26, "end": 13801.380000000001, "text": " Like, we don't have anything to put them on."}, {"start": 13801.380000000001, "end": 13802.54, "text": " Dude, you just put it back on the same piece"}, {"start": 13802.54, "end": 13803.380000000001, "text": " to think you took it off?"}, {"start": 13803.380000000001, "end": 13804.220000000001, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 13804.220000000001, "end": 13805.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13805.04, "end": 13805.880000000001, "text": " You're in circles."}, {"start": 13805.880000000001, "end": 13806.720000000001, "text": " You're crazy."}, {"start": 13806.720000000001, "end": 13807.62, "text": " You want to put it on that?"}, {"start": 13807.62, "end": 13808.78, "text": " Yeah, extra seasoning."}, {"start": 13808.78, "end": 13811.460000000001, "text": " Bro, I'll get a cutting board."}, {"start": 13811.460000000001, "end": 13812.300000000001, "text": " Rob?"}, {"start": 13814.220000000001, "end": 13815.820000000002, "text": " How do I open this fucking door?"}, {"start": 13817.980000000001, "end": 13820.220000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck, it's already..."}, {"start": 13820.220000000001, "end": 13821.640000000001, "text": " Good boy, Bippy."}, {"start": 13823.740000000002, "end": 13825.78, "text": " Are you learning how to grow, motherfucker?"}, {"start": 13825.78, "end": 13829.62, "text": " I mean, dude, I watched you just fucking rub shit on it and then leave it in there for a year."}, {"start": 13829.62, "end": 13831.78, "text": " Here's AFK, this shit's a joke."}, {"start": 13831.78, "end": 13834.900000000001, "text": " I thought you were gonna Gordon Ramsay flip things, but no, you don't do anything."}, {"start": 13834.900000000001, "end": 13836.1, "text": " So I'm watching the dogs. Look at them go,"}, {"start": 13836.1, "end": 13837.7, "text": " I'm a little baby."}, {"start": 13837.7, "end": 13838.900000000001, "text": " I wish it's..."}, {"start": 13844.02, "end": 13845.380000000001, "text": " There's technique to this, Jans."}, {"start": 13845.380000000001, "end": 13847.42, "text": " Why don't you get in the pool, huh?"}, {"start": 13847.42, "end": 13848.140000000001, "text": " Because I'm grilling."}, {"start": 13848.140000000001, "end": 13849.62, "text": " I can feel it, feel me useful, man."}, {"start": 13849.62, "end": 13852.18, "text": " You have to wash the thing because some of the girl catches fire."}, {"start": 13852.18, "end": 13852.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13852.86, "end": 13854.18, "text": " How do you know if it's on fire?"}, {"start": 13854.18, "end": 13857.42, "text": " because this thing will shoot up really fast."}, {"start": 13857.42, "end": 13857.92, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 13857.92, "end": 13860.66, "text": " But how does that make sense?"}, {"start": 13860.66, "end": 13862.02, "text": " Wouldn't the heat stay the same?"}, {"start": 13862.02, "end": 13863.58, "text": " Because there's already a fire in there?"}, {"start": 13863.58, "end": 13865.1, "text": " No, because it's actual flames."}, {"start": 13865.1, "end": 13866.66, "text": " But there is actual flames below it."}, {"start": 13866.66, "end": 13867.220000000001, "text": " Did you not see them?"}, {"start": 13867.220000000001, "end": 13868.06, "text": " Yeah, but it's on top."}, {"start": 13868.06, "end": 13869.26, "text": " It will touch the top."}, {"start": 13869.26, "end": 13870.26, "text": " The growth edge is flat."}, {"start": 13870.26, "end": 13872.86, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 13872.86, "end": 13875.94, "text": " Well, I mean, this is really not that interesting."}, {"start": 13875.94, "end": 13878.220000000001, "text": " You guys want to look at this heat gauge?"}, {"start": 13881.54, "end": 13882.06, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 13882.06, "end": 13884.06, "text": " This is what Nick wants me to stare at."}, {"start": 13884.06, "end": 13886.06, "text": " No, I'm not sure about that."}, {"start": 13887.4, "end": 13888.6, "text": " That's how it's supposed to be."}, {"start": 13888.6, "end": 13890.6, "text": " I don't even know the temperature on this thing."}, {"start": 13891.74, "end": 13892.74, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 13892.74, "end": 13895.74, "text": " I mean, the thing is the dogs are pretty consistently the same fucking thing too."}, {"start": 13899.74, "end": 13902.24, "text": " Oh, look at his tongue. He's so gassed."}, {"start": 13903.439999999999, "end": 13904.779999999999, "text": " I turned it up a bit."}, {"start": 13904.779999999999, "end": 13905.64, "text": " The grill?"}, {"start": 13905.64, "end": 13906.64, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 13906.64, "end": 13907.439999999999, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 13907.439999999999, "end": 13911.279999999999, "text": " Well, what I did was, I turned it on high."}, {"start": 13911.279999999999, "end": 13912.279999999999, "text": " On the other side?"}, {"start": 13912.28, "end": 13914.68, "text": " And then I don't know how hot your grill gets."}, {"start": 13914.68, "end": 13916.400000000001, "text": " So I turned it down a little bit lower"}, {"start": 13916.400000000001, "end": 13919.400000000001, "text": " because I didn't want it to get too hot too quickly."}, {"start": 13919.400000000001, "end": 13920.480000000001, "text": " How do you do that, though?"}, {"start": 13920.480000000001, "end": 13921.04, "text": " What knobs?"}, {"start": 13921.04, "end": 13922.36, "text": " This one, this is high, low."}, {"start": 13922.36, "end": 13924.28, "text": " But aren't there, well, there's a lot of knobs, though."}, {"start": 13924.28, "end": 13924.84, "text": " It twists all of them."}, {"start": 13924.84, "end": 13927.400000000001, "text": " Your dog is suffering, so I'm going to keep him inside."}, {"start": 13927.400000000001, "end": 13928.12, "text": " He's panicking."}, {"start": 13928.12, "end": 13929.68, "text": " Yeah, he struggles out here."}, {"start": 13929.68, "end": 13930.6, "text": " That's a good call."}, {"start": 13930.6, "end": 13931.92, "text": " Was this what was in the sink?"}, {"start": 13931.92, "end": 13933.08, "text": " Yeah, but I washed it."}, {"start": 13933.08, "end": 13934.28, "text": " I washed it with soap."}, {"start": 13934.28, "end": 13934.6, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 13934.6, "end": 13936.52, "text": " Because when I came here, I came on it."}, {"start": 13936.52, "end": 13937.480000000001, "text": " Well, that's fine."}, {"start": 13937.480000000001, "end": 13939.24, "text": " I mean, I washed it with soap."}, {"start": 13939.24, "end": 13940.800000000001, "text": " There could be all the calm you want on it."}, {"start": 13940.800000000001, "end": 13942.24, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 13942.24, "end": 13947.24, "text": " Oh my god, they're going to fall down the stairs."}, {"start": 13947.24, "end": 13948.24, "text": " Yeah, there you go."}, {"start": 13948.24, "end": 13951.24, "text": " They'll do it."}, {"start": 13951.24, "end": 13953.24, "text": " They each have their ball."}, {"start": 13953.24, "end": 13954.24, "text": " Skippy!"}, {"start": 13954.24, "end": 13958.24, "text": " Get your ball!"}, {"start": 13958.24, "end": 13960.24, "text": " What is he doing over there?"}, {"start": 13960.24, "end": 13964.24, "text": " There he goes."}, {"start": 13964.24, "end": 13965.24, "text": " See, look."}, {"start": 13965.24, "end": 13967.24, "text": " Hey, this is important."}, {"start": 13967.24, "end": 13968.24, "text": " Okay, watching."}, {"start": 13968.24, "end": 13970.24, "text": " You see how that one's kind of catching fire in the back?"}, {"start": 13970.24, "end": 13971.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13971.24, "end": 13975.56, "text": " the water bro you see that sketching fire yeah I do be seeing that yeah so how"}, {"start": 13975.56, "end": 13981.24, "text": " do you fix that what I do is I pour water on it okay is that weird"}, {"start": 13981.24, "end": 13987.28, "text": " these are gonna freak out though that's fine what are you doing for water is not"}, {"start": 13987.28, "end": 13992.28, "text": " the big flame yet see they hate it why do they hate it but how much has I"}, {"start": 13992.28, "end": 13995.72, "text": " cooked your steaks they're delicious they're delicious they are yeah the"}, {"start": 13995.72, "end": 13999.76, "text": " chat's not gonna like it so yeah what would you guys do with the flame when"}, {"start": 13999.76, "end": 14007.68, "text": " how would you fix it guys so as I just move it okay but what happens when the"}, {"start": 14007.68, "end": 14013.0, "text": " flame gets massive it if you cause some fire some some piece of fat some fire"}, {"start": 14015.32, "end": 14019.72, "text": " yeah he like drowns while he's going for it"}, {"start": 14023.52, "end": 14027.800000000001, "text": " isn't that crazy you ever seen this this is dedication yeah I'm telling you"}, {"start": 14027.800000000001, "end": 14029.800000000001, "text": " Okay, this is it, all day."}, {"start": 14034.800000000001, "end": 14037.800000000001, "text": " We have to take the ball away from the second half of the day."}, {"start": 14037.800000000001, "end": 14040.800000000001, "text": " Not yet, but look, it's gonna flame up already."}, {"start": 14040.800000000001, "end": 14042.800000000001, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 14042.800000000001, "end": 14046.800000000001, "text": " So what I would do is I would normally pour water on it and get rid of a fine."}, {"start": 14046.800000000001, "end": 14047.800000000001, "text": " Well, do it then."}, {"start": 14047.800000000001, "end": 14048.800000000001, "text": " Why don't you have the question mark?"}, {"start": 14048.800000000001, "end": 14049.800000000001, "text": " But they're going to."}, {"start": 14049.800000000001, "end": 14050.800000000001, "text": " So things are gonna be fine."}, {"start": 14050.800000000001, "end": 14052.800000000001, "text": " How do you do things on your stream, Nick?"}, {"start": 14052.800000000001, "end": 14054.800000000001, "text": " Why don't we take the camera outside?"}, {"start": 14054.800000000001, "end": 14056.800000000001, "text": " Oh, so they don't see this."}, {"start": 14056.800000000001, "end": 14060.240000000002, "text": " I kind of like when the flame like kisses the meat a little bit, you know?"}, {"start": 14060.240000000002, "end": 14065.12, "text": " The problem is with my growth, I never clean it, so it just massively burns all the old shit."}, {"start": 14065.12, "end": 14067.12, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 14067.12, "end": 14069.62, "text": " So it's harder to control it."}, {"start": 14069.62, "end": 14073.28, "text": " Who is a good boy, Koda?"}, {"start": 14073.28, "end": 14075.78, "text": " I mean like, I hate that I only have one camera."}, {"start": 14075.78, "end": 14077.78, "text": " It kind of aids, I have to go back and forth."}, {"start": 14077.78, "end": 14081.52, "text": " You should get like some pre-set up cameras that you can swap through."}, {"start": 14081.52, "end": 14082.52, "text": " A what?"}, {"start": 14082.52, "end": 14084.640000000001, "text": " Like a pre-set up camera."}, {"start": 14084.640000000001, "end": 14086.640000000001, "text": " Like that hangs up that you can swap through."}, {"start": 14086.64, "end": 14087.64, "text": " That's a lot of effort."}, {"start": 14087.64, "end": 14090.64, "text": " Let's make someone else pay someone else to do it."}, {"start": 14090.64, "end": 14091.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 14091.64, "end": 14092.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14092.64, "end": 14093.64, "text": " I don't have someone like that."}, {"start": 14093.64, "end": 14094.64, "text": " You used to."}, {"start": 14094.64, "end": 14097.64, "text": " You left a mind in the house to rot."}, {"start": 14097.64, "end": 14100.64, "text": " I don't know where we're going."}, {"start": 14100.64, "end": 14104.64, "text": " Tech guys going in, charging for our..."}, {"start": 14104.64, "end": 14107.4, "text": " He actually will just chase it forever."}, {"start": 14107.4, "end": 14108.64, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 14108.64, "end": 14110.64, "text": " See Chance, look."}, {"start": 14110.64, "end": 14111.64, "text": " You're not learning."}, {"start": 14111.64, "end": 14112.64, "text": " I am learning, dude."}, {"start": 14112.64, "end": 14114.64, "text": " Did you see the flame?"}, {"start": 14114.64, "end": 14115.64, "text": " No, I didn't because you didn't tell me to look."}, {"start": 14115.64, "end": 14117.64, "text": " Look at the smoke!"}, {"start": 14117.64, "end": 14119.64, "text": " What do you think is happening on the inside?"}, {"start": 14119.64, "end": 14121.64, "text": " A little bit of fire. See?"}, {"start": 14121.64, "end": 14123.64, "text": " See how it's fire?"}, {"start": 14123.64, "end": 14125.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14125.64, "end": 14127.64, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 14127.64, "end": 14129.64, "text": " You gotta be careful because it's gonna spark it up."}, {"start": 14129.64, "end": 14131.64, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 14133.64, "end": 14135.64, "text": " There's so much."}, {"start": 14135.64, "end": 14137.64, "text": " You okay?"}, {"start": 14137.64, "end": 14139.64, "text": " I think you should keep moving them."}, {"start": 14139.64, "end": 14141.64, "text": " They might get stuck if you don't."}, {"start": 14141.64, "end": 14143.64, "text": " Because we didn't put oil on them or anything."}, {"start": 14143.64, "end": 14145.039999999999, "text": " Why aren't you flipping them?"}, {"start": 14145.039999999999, "end": 14146.92, "text": " There's not time to flip them, you know."}, {"start": 14146.92, "end": 14148.68, "text": " I thought you said only one minute in there."}, {"start": 14148.68, "end": 14149.92, "text": " That was a fucking lie."}, {"start": 14149.92, "end": 14150.76, "text": " Oh, so you were."}, {"start": 14150.76, "end": 14152.119999999999, "text": " Okay, that was rage bait."}, {"start": 14152.119999999999, "end": 14153.32, "text": " It's what people can't tell me."}, {"start": 14153.32, "end": 14154.16, "text": " It's suspicious."}, {"start": 14154.16, "end": 14155.0, "text": " But obviously, stop fucking with it."}, {"start": 14155.0, "end": 14156.32, "text": " You suck at it."}, {"start": 14156.32, "end": 14158.08, "text": " Don't say, obviously, why would I know?"}, {"start": 14158.08, "end": 14159.16, "text": " You suck at sarcasm."}, {"start": 14159.16, "end": 14160.84, "text": " Oh, I suck?"}, {"start": 14160.84, "end": 14162.199999999999, "text": " So I should kill myself, huh?"}, {"start": 14162.199999999999, "end": 14162.76, "text": " Yeah, maybe."}, {"start": 14162.76, "end": 14163.32, "text": " Jump on the fire."}, {"start": 14163.32, "end": 14164.64, "text": " No, baby, you're so hot, please."}, {"start": 14164.64, "end": 14165.359999999999, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14165.359999999999, "end": 14166.16, "text": " You're so sucks."}, {"start": 14166.16, "end": 14169.16, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 14169.16, "end": 14170.039999999999, "text": " That's a timer."}, {"start": 14170.039999999999, "end": 14170.88, "text": " It's time to flip."}, {"start": 14170.88, "end": 14172.119999999999, "text": " It's time to flip."}, {"start": 14172.119999999999, "end": 14173.08, "text": " Well, I think the grill was too low."}, {"start": 14173.08, "end": 14174.8, "text": " Put that one first."}, {"start": 14174.8, "end": 14176.28, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 14176.28, "end": 14178.12, "text": " You do your fucking job and film how good it looks."}, {"start": 14178.12, "end": 14178.92, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 14178.92, "end": 14179.56, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 14179.56, "end": 14180.2, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14180.2, "end": 14180.68, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14180.68, "end": 14181.6, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14181.6, "end": 14182.56, "text": " You're only your fucking phone."}, {"start": 14182.56, "end": 14184.68, "text": " See, that one's burnt because of the flames."}, {"start": 14184.68, "end": 14186.039999999999, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14186.039999999999, "end": 14186.88, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14186.88, "end": 14190.56, "text": " That one's weird with the white stuff on it."}, {"start": 14190.56, "end": 14192.64, "text": " Man, it's just a salt."}, {"start": 14192.64, "end": 14193.56, "text": " Oh, it's just a salt."}, {"start": 14193.56, "end": 14196.32, "text": " Yeah, it's just a salt."}, {"start": 14196.32, "end": 14197.96, "text": " Your device is hot and may overheat."}, {"start": 14197.96, "end": 14198.96, "text": " I got to get out of the smoke."}, {"start": 14198.96, "end": 14200.8, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 14200.800000000001, "end": 14203.340000000002, "text": " Alright, looks like the only tube that's cooking well."}, {"start": 14204.560000000001, "end": 14206.220000000001, "text": " Ooh, interesting."}, {"start": 14206.220000000001, "end": 14208.62, "text": " Look, the seasoning is cooking differently."}, {"start": 14208.62, "end": 14212.380000000001, "text": " It's because this side of the grill has higher flames."}, {"start": 14212.380000000001, "end": 14213.220000000001, "text": " I wonder why."}, {"start": 14213.220000000001, "end": 14215.980000000001, "text": " Because they're not, this one's still set on high"}, {"start": 14215.980000000001, "end": 14218.54, "text": " and you turn those to like lower, I think."}, {"start": 14218.54, "end": 14220.380000000001, "text": " I think it's just on fucking higher, bro."}, {"start": 14220.380000000001, "end": 14222.380000000001, "text": " It's because of that grease."}, {"start": 14222.380000000001, "end": 14223.820000000002, "text": " Why don't you pour water on it?"}, {"start": 14223.820000000002, "end": 14224.960000000001, "text": " Want me to?"}, {"start": 14224.960000000001, "end": 14226.300000000001, "text": " I don't care what you do, Nick."}, {"start": 14226.300000000001, "end": 14227.140000000001, "text": " You want to see what happens?"}, {"start": 14227.140000000001, "end": 14227.980000000001, "text": " It's made of good things."}, {"start": 14227.980000000001, "end": 14229.1, "text": " You want to see how much you pour water on it?"}, {"start": 14229.1, "end": 14229.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14229.94, "end": 14234.720000000001, "text": " Water is actually an accelerant. Yeah, you can't put it on oil. It's bad, but there's no oil here"}, {"start": 14234.720000000001, "end": 14240.24, "text": " So I'm talking about so for a second there when you put water on just to be so pissed me by the flames are gonna get bigger"}, {"start": 14240.24, "end": 14242.24, "text": " We're gonna shop"}, {"start": 14242.36, "end": 14244.36, "text": " See how it's bigger for a second. It's gone"}, {"start": 14245.76, "end": 14251.52, "text": " See I'm saying huh. Yeah, the chance for you sure. You know it works"}, {"start": 14251.52, "end": 14259.560000000001, "text": " They're question marking, reguard, I can't, fat is oil,"}, {"start": 14259.560000000001, "end": 14263.12, "text": " gauge bait, I can't, I'm so furious, R&B."}, {"start": 14263.12, "end": 14264.12, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 14264.12, "end": 14265.12, "text": " You know it worked, right?"}, {"start": 14265.12, "end": 14266.12, "text": " Use a spray, idiot."}, {"start": 14266.12, "end": 14267.12, "text": " See, this worked."}, {"start": 14267.12, "end": 14269.720000000001, "text": " Bro, question mark."}, {"start": 14269.720000000001, "end": 14273.0, "text": " I'm telling you, you want to know why, there's no like, like back in the day there was"}, {"start": 14273.0, "end": 14282.0, "text": " was that a lot of, a lot of like new, like newton, like figured out the laws of physics,"}, {"start": 14282.0, "end": 14286.2, "text": " like all these new things going on. But nowadays, if you come up with something a little bit"}, {"start": 14286.2, "end": 14289.52, "text": " different, everyone calls you retarded. So no one's actually learning anymore."}, {"start": 14289.52, "end": 14291.92, "text": " Yeah. Holy fuck."}, {"start": 14291.92, "end": 14293.92, "text": " I'm listening."}, {"start": 14293.92, "end": 14295.92, "text": " Really girl."}, {"start": 14295.92, "end": 14300.92, "text": " What are they saying?"}, {"start": 14300.92, "end": 14306.68, "text": " they're saying that's crazy you want to try now i'll do it what am i doing can the grill"}, {"start": 14306.68, "end": 14309.8, "text": " tend it okay okay yo chef morris"}, {"start": 14317.24, "end": 14321.4, "text": " i'm tending to grill sorry you look really cool thank you"}, {"start": 14324.6, "end": 14329.8, "text": " can you trust me at your barbecue yeah so if i if you lift up i bet you there's massive flames"}, {"start": 14329.800000000001, "end": 14335.220000000001, "text": " right now my eyes hurt hey oh are you this road got in my eye all right I'll"}, {"start": 14335.220000000001, "end": 14339.94, "text": " do it oh look like I said it's on fire chance why aren't you taking the grill"}, {"start": 14339.94, "end": 14344.78, "text": " okay we get the water then that's burning turn down the grill chance how"}, {"start": 14344.78, "end": 14352.02, "text": " it's on fire like I said it was is it which one's it which way's off down"}, {"start": 14353.580000000002, "end": 14357.500000000002, "text": " they're all down it's gonna be big flames now don't pick up the water"}, {"start": 14357.5, "end": 14365.46, "text": " chance because that will make a little you if you do that but no what do we do"}, {"start": 14366.54, "end": 14370.64, "text": " does it ever go away no because it's fucking those things should be ready"}, {"start": 14370.64, "end": 14376.34, "text": " soon I wouldn't I wouldn't bring the thing back down oh and look you kind of"}, {"start": 14376.34, "end": 14381.26, "text": " worked in there probably still a couple minutes maybe okay yeah yeah I"}, {"start": 14381.26, "end": 14383.26, "text": " I got water on this thing."}, {"start": 14393.26, "end": 14396.26, "text": " Dude, the wind is just blowing it straight in your eyes."}, {"start": 14396.26, "end": 14398.26, "text": " Yeah, that gas is getting right in my fucking eyeballs."}, {"start": 14398.26, "end": 14399.26, "text": " Kota, hey!"}, {"start": 14399.26, "end": 14401.26, "text": " Oh, make sure he doesn't jump up there because he will burn himself."}, {"start": 14401.26, "end": 14403.26, "text": " Yeah, I bet he will."}, {"start": 14403.26, "end": 14405.26, "text": " Kota, get out of here."}, {"start": 14405.26, "end": 14407.26, "text": " Can I put these guys inside?"}, {"start": 14407.26, "end": 14409.26, "text": " This is very interesting how they're cooking differently."}, {"start": 14409.26, "end": 14410.26, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 14411.26, "end": 14414.26, "text": " That's a cartwheel."}, {"start": 14414.26, "end": 14418.26, "text": " I think it just means that he is not even going to distribute it."}, {"start": 14418.26, "end": 14420.26, "text": " Are you sure you want to close it?"}, {"start": 14420.26, "end": 14421.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14421.26, "end": 14422.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14422.26, "end": 14423.26, "text": " Listen, I'm going to trust you."}, {"start": 14423.26, "end": 14425.26, "text": " Chance says you have the best stakes."}, {"start": 14425.26, "end": 14427.26, "text": " So, I'm telling you, they're cooking differently because of the seasonings."}, {"start": 14427.26, "end": 14429.26, "text": " I think these stakes are better though."}, {"start": 14429.26, "end": 14432.26, "text": " Because they're made with love and they taste better."}, {"start": 14432.26, "end": 14434.26, "text": " Mine didn't come."}, {"start": 14434.26, "end": 14440.26, "text": " She also cooks filets and you got ribeye because you're a fat bitch."}, {"start": 14440.26, "end": 14442.26, "text": " In fact, six together."}, {"start": 14444.76, "end": 14446.76, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14456.76, "end": 14460.26, "text": " Moron has no idea what he's doing. Oh, I'm being bothered."}, {"start": 14460.76, "end": 14461.76, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 14461.76, "end": 14463.26, "text": " I have 77,000 viewers. I'm being bothered."}, {"start": 14463.26, "end": 14464.26, "text": " This is 12k for me."}, {"start": 14464.26, "end": 14465.26, "text": " Dude, I'm making it."}, {"start": 14465.26, "end": 14466.76, "text": " Let's go, baby!"}, {"start": 14466.76, "end": 14468.26, "text": " I should try. Maybe Twitch will treat me."}, {"start": 14468.26, "end": 14469.76, "text": " Hey, fake it till you make it."}, {"start": 14469.76, "end": 14475.380000000001, "text": " I'm famous. I'm the biggest streamer ever. I have 77,000 viewers. Everyone loves me."}, {"start": 14476.18, "end": 14478.18, "text": " Guys, this is where it's happening."}, {"start": 14479.44, "end": 14482.6, "text": " It's happening here. There's no reason not to send it."}, {"start": 14484.960000000001, "end": 14490.44, "text": " Am I actually being bothered to be open this? Can you repeat it? For me it says 12k on the mobile app, but I don't know."}, {"start": 14491.04, "end": 14493.04, "text": " Let me open."}, {"start": 14493.44, "end": 14495.44, "text": " No, I'm bothered to shit."}, {"start": 14495.44, "end": 14498.52, "text": " 74k straight up. Damn, let's go, baby."}, {"start": 14498.52, "end": 14502.52, "text": " I think we're fucking famous, bro. We're fucking famous!"}, {"start": 14502.52, "end": 14504.52, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 14504.52, "end": 14507.52, "text": " LTK is back! The other day, whose stream was I on?"}, {"start": 14507.52, "end": 14510.52, "text": " Where did I say? I said, if I'm, if I get bodied, just know it was yours!"}, {"start": 14510.52, "end": 14514.52, "text": " I was making a joke. I said, if I get bodied, just know it was, it's me doing it."}, {"start": 14514.52, "end": 14517.52, "text": " Yo, I sent out who though? I sent out who? Come on."}, {"start": 14517.52, "end": 14520.52, "text": " True. I'm back."}, {"start": 14520.52, "end": 14524.52, "text": " They're like crazy. Ran people can just send your view account to the moon."}, {"start": 14524.52, "end": 14528.6, "text": " Moon. Yeah, send it to a million. Fuck it. To the moon. I'm that famous. Everyone in"}, {"start": 14528.6, "end": 14533.52, "text": " India is watching me. All right. They're pretty much ready. Are they? Yep. Ready?"}, {"start": 14533.52, "end": 14539.0, "text": " Take them off. Quick. So, off. Turn these off. Off. How do I go off? Push it down and go up."}, {"start": 14539.0, "end": 14548.16, "text": " I got that one. And surprise! Whoo! I can't wait to see the inside. They're on fire, Nick."}, {"start": 14548.16, "end": 14552.4, "text": " I even pour water on it. Oh, do you want the cutting board? I have it. I got it."}, {"start": 14552.4, "end": 14558.4, "text": " Uno. Jesus Christ. I'll say watch out."}, {"start": 14558.4, "end": 14562.4, "text": " You can film the fish."}, {"start": 14562.4, "end": 14568.4, "text": " You're perfect. Someone said well done. Yeah they can well done my fucking black cock."}, {"start": 14568.4, "end": 14572.4, "text": " I don't know how, I think these are medium. They're a medium for sure."}, {"start": 14572.4, "end": 14576.4, "text": " And they're pretty thick. Let's give it a try."}, {"start": 14576.4, "end": 14580.4, "text": " Take one side and cut before they get to the cover. Yes sir. I need someone to open the door for me."}, {"start": 14580.4, "end": 14584.4, "text": " the door for me. Oh my god that's a lot of meat to balance."}, {"start": 14584.4, "end": 14588.4, "text": " I will give it a 10 out of 10 on the smell."}, {"start": 14588.4, "end": 14592.4, "text": " It smells good. Look at those guys stacking steaks."}, {"start": 14592.4, "end": 14596.4, "text": " So I said no resting LOL."}, {"start": 14596.4, "end": 14600.4, "text": " Yep, no resting. You close the grill Nick?"}, {"start": 14600.4, "end": 14604.4, "text": " Yes. They typically let it, what, 10 minutes? Nope. No resting."}, {"start": 14604.4, "end": 14608.4, "text": " Fuck resting. Keep the grease. Keep the grease baby."}, {"start": 14608.4, "end": 14610.0, "text": " For me, what for you guys?"}, {"start": 14612.3, "end": 14613.1, "text": " Alright, so tell me..."}, {"start": 14613.699999999999, "end": 14614.199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14614.6, "end": 14615.8, "text": " Tell me about the process."}, {"start": 14616.3, "end": 14617.3, "text": " No, we just do it."}, {"start": 14618.0, "end": 14618.5, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14618.8, "end": 14619.9, "text": " We just go straight in."}, {"start": 14620.0, "end": 14621.5, "text": " Nick is genuinely done."}, {"start": 14622.0, "end": 14622.5, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14627.5, "end": 14628.3, "text": " What are you looking for?"}, {"start": 14628.9, "end": 14629.8, "text": " Another cutting board."}, {"start": 14630.3, "end": 14631.699999999999, "text": " I can find another one."}, {"start": 14631.8, "end": 14632.8, "text": " There, they have my tier."}, {"start": 14632.8, "end": 14633.5, "text": " Oh, there they are."}, {"start": 14635.3, "end": 14636.1, "text": " Trying to clean."}, {"start": 14636.1, "end": 14642.140000000001, "text": " Now is there any turn down the music a little bit? Yes. Okay bring over the"}, {"start": 14642.140000000001, "end": 14644.74, "text": " other camera."}, {"start": 14653.18, "end": 14660.1, "text": " Okay perfect. I think you got it. Thank you babe I love you. All right Chance? Yes"}, {"start": 14660.1, "end": 14666.58, "text": " sure. Let's see if I did a good job. Let's cut into that piece of meat right there."}, {"start": 14666.58, "end": 14671.140000000001, "text": " Go ahead. You cut it right in the head. You know how to cut against the brain."}, {"start": 14671.140000000001, "end": 14673.58, "text": " Give me a frock."}, {"start": 14674.58, "end": 14682.140000000001, "text": " Frock me. What? Are you seeing a fork? Yes, to the left. Same bag now, y'all."}, {"start": 14682.140000000001, "end": 14689.02, "text": " Two options, Tom. Slide to the left. We were in the same wave. Yeah, it was pretty good."}, {"start": 14689.02, "end": 14692.02, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 14692.02, "end": 14694.02, "text": " That's green."}, {"start": 14694.02, "end": 14697.02, "text": " Like I said I would."}, {"start": 14697.02, "end": 14700.02, "text": " Like I said I would."}, {"start": 14700.02, "end": 14703.02, "text": " I think we owe Nicholas an apology."}, {"start": 14703.02, "end": 14705.02, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 14705.02, "end": 14707.02, "text": " That right there Rob is my entire Twitch career."}, {"start": 14707.02, "end": 14709.02, "text": " So it's a medium, medium, it is medium."}, {"start": 14709.02, "end": 14710.02, "text": " That is not medium rare."}, {"start": 14710.02, "end": 14711.02, "text": " It's pretty good though."}, {"start": 14711.02, "end": 14714.02, "text": " I would say that is a fair stake."}, {"start": 14714.02, "end": 14715.02, "text": " Where are those drinks at?"}, {"start": 14715.02, "end": 14716.02, "text": " Is there like a fridge back here?"}, {"start": 14716.02, "end": 14717.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14717.02, "end": 14718.02, "text": " Yeah, you got it."}, {"start": 14718.02, "end": 14720.300000000001, "text": " I've actually never cooked a medium-rare steak."}, {"start": 14720.300000000001, "end": 14722.460000000001, "text": " So now we start cutting the steak up like crazy."}, {"start": 14722.460000000001, "end": 14724.66, "text": " Because it's taco steak, right?"}, {"start": 14724.66, "end": 14726.34, "text": " This is a rich person taco steak I've ever seen."}, {"start": 14726.34, "end": 14728.460000000001, "text": " How small the bites are thin?"}, {"start": 14728.460000000001, "end": 14729.300000000001, "text": " I'll be like this."}, {"start": 14729.300000000001, "end": 14730.58, "text": " Half an inch maybe."}, {"start": 14730.58, "end": 14731.34, "text": " Like this?"}, {"start": 14731.34, "end": 14732.140000000001, "text": " Pretty thin?"}, {"start": 14732.140000000001, "end": 14736.220000000001, "text": " Well, what are we going to do actually is cook these 30 years."}, {"start": 14736.220000000001, "end": 14738.78, "text": " That's definitely better than a steak."}, {"start": 14738.78, "end": 14739.78, "text": " OK, half an inch."}, {"start": 14739.78, "end": 14740.78, "text": " Give a plate."}, {"start": 14740.78, "end": 14741.460000000001, "text": " Replace that."}, {"start": 14741.460000000001, "end": 14742.060000000001, "text": " I'll give you some."}, {"start": 14742.060000000001, "end": 14742.560000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 14742.560000000001, "end": 14745.140000000001, "text": " Oh, bro."}, {"start": 14745.140000000001, "end": 14746.7, "text": " Can I do a sample bite?"}, {"start": 14746.7, "end": 14747.300000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14747.300000000001, "end": 14749.300000000001, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 14749.300000000001, "end": 14751.300000000001, "text": " Where do you keep your plates, Janice?"}, {"start": 14751.300000000001, "end": 14753.300000000001, "text": " Uh, to the north right."}, {"start": 14753.300000000001, "end": 14755.300000000001, "text": " This?"}, {"start": 14755.300000000001, "end": 14757.300000000001, "text": " Are they in there?"}, {"start": 14757.300000000001, "end": 14759.300000000001, "text": " Well, there's some plates in there."}, {"start": 14759.300000000001, "end": 14761.300000000001, "text": " Which I will use."}, {"start": 14761.300000000001, "end": 14765.300000000001, "text": " Wait, you gotta take plates of me."}, {"start": 14765.300000000001, "end": 14769.300000000001, "text": " I will. I'm gonna fucking stylize that shit and everything."}, {"start": 14769.300000000001, "end": 14773.300000000001, "text": " She's not a big steak person, but she'll fucking love this regardless."}, {"start": 14773.300000000001, "end": 14775.300000000001, "text": " Where I'll hit her."}, {"start": 14775.300000000001, "end": 14777.300000000001, "text": " Give it a try."}, {"start": 14777.300000000001, "end": 14780.300000000001, "text": " I don't even know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 14780.300000000001, "end": 14785.300000000001, "text": " Okay, go ahead."}, {"start": 14785.300000000001, "end": 14787.300000000001, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 14787.300000000001, "end": 14789.300000000001, "text": " This is really good."}, {"start": 14789.300000000001, "end": 14790.300000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14790.300000000001, "end": 14791.300000000001, "text": " I'm trying one."}, {"start": 14791.300000000001, "end": 14793.300000000001, "text": " Nick, I never saw that in you."}, {"start": 14793.300000000001, "end": 14795.300000000001, "text": " It's fucking delicious."}, {"start": 14795.300000000001, "end": 14797.300000000001, "text": " What's up, Ben?"}, {"start": 14797.300000000001, "end": 14799.300000000001, "text": " I don't know what to do with this."}, {"start": 14799.300000000001, "end": 14801.300000000001, "text": " I don't like these parts."}, {"start": 14801.300000000001, "end": 14803.300000000001, "text": " It's all just a piece of shit."}, {"start": 14803.300000000001, "end": 14806.300000000001, "text": " I don't like these parts, it's all just fat and gross."}, {"start": 14806.300000000001, "end": 14807.300000000001, "text": " Leave it to me, leave it to me, leave it to me."}, {"start": 14807.300000000001, "end": 14808.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14808.300000000001, "end": 14809.300000000001, "text": " Cut these up as a normal person would."}, {"start": 14809.300000000001, "end": 14811.300000000001, "text": " Okay, well I'm going to cut the parts that I like."}, {"start": 14811.300000000001, "end": 14812.300000000001, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 14812.300000000001, "end": 14813.300000000001, "text": " Just cut them up and take the ones you want."}, {"start": 14813.300000000001, "end": 14815.300000000001, "text": " Unless that one's just for you."}, {"start": 14815.300000000001, "end": 14818.300000000001, "text": " I don't have the next steak for you."}, {"start": 14818.300000000001, "end": 14822.300000000001, "text": " I just don't like the fat from everybody."}, {"start": 14822.300000000001, "end": 14823.300000000001, "text": " It's fucking gross."}, {"start": 14823.300000000001, "end": 14825.300000000001, "text": " No, I don't like the chewy fat."}, {"start": 14825.300000000001, "end": 14831.300000000001, "text": " Like, it adds flavor, sure, but once it's done and it's cooked and the flavors have soaked in, get this fat out of my face."}, {"start": 14831.300000000001, "end": 14832.300000000001, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 14832.300000000001, "end": 14834.300000000001, "text": " How do I open this door?"}, {"start": 14834.300000000001, "end": 14837.300000000001, "text": " I think I can probably get some out of that left side here."}, {"start": 14837.300000000001, "end": 14839.300000000001, "text": " Oh, there's some foul going on to your table."}, {"start": 14839.300000000001, "end": 14841.300000000001, "text": " Put a towel on it."}, {"start": 14841.300000000001, "end": 14842.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, some good bites in there."}, {"start": 14842.300000000001, "end": 14843.300000000001, "text": " On the counter."}, {"start": 14843.300000000001, "end": 14845.300000000001, "text": " I need a bigger cutting board."}, {"start": 14845.300000000001, "end": 14847.300000000001, "text": " This is not going to be cut in here."}, {"start": 14847.300000000001, "end": 14849.300000000001, "text": " I'll just grab me another one."}, {"start": 14849.300000000001, "end": 14851.300000000001, "text": " Please, and thank you."}, {"start": 14853.300000000001, "end": 14854.300000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14862.300000000001, "end": 14864.300000000001, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 14867.300000000001, "end": 14869.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's a fat."}, {"start": 14869.300000000001, "end": 14870.300000000001, "text": " It's fat for Nick."}, {"start": 14870.300000000001, "end": 14871.300000000001, "text": " Call fat for Nick."}, {"start": 14871.300000000001, "end": 14873.300000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna put a whole bunch of fat in my taco."}, {"start": 14873.300000000001, "end": 14874.300000000001, "text": " Where's the fat?"}, {"start": 14874.300000000001, "end": 14875.300000000001, "text": " This?"}, {"start": 14875.300000000001, "end": 14876.300000000001, "text": " I think it's all fat there."}, {"start": 14876.300000000001, "end": 14878.300000000001, "text": " Oh my god, this is perfect."}, {"start": 14878.300000000001, "end": 14881.300000000001, "text": " Chat, look at this piece of meat that he doesn't want to eat."}, {"start": 14881.300000000001, "end": 14883.300000000001, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 14883.300000000001, "end": 14887.300000000001, "text": " I mean, I eat it, but when I have this much steak,"}, {"start": 14887.300000000001, "end": 14889.300000000001, "text": " it's like..."}, {"start": 14889.300000000001, "end": 14890.580000000002, "text": " No, we're not gonna eat all of this."}, {"start": 14890.580000000002, "end": 14891.420000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14893.340000000002, "end": 14894.78, "text": " We should have invited Kenu."}, {"start": 14895.960000000001, "end": 14896.960000000001, "text": " What a mess, buddy."}, {"start": 14902.380000000001, "end": 14904.580000000002, "text": " Oh my God, with the fat, it's even better."}, {"start": 14906.78, "end": 14909.500000000002, "text": " I can't believe 80,000 people are watching me cut steak."}, {"start": 14909.500000000002, "end": 14910.78, "text": " They must have really liked this content."}, {"start": 14910.78, "end": 14911.62, "text": " You made it."}, {"start": 14911.62, "end": 14913.1, "text": " I made it."}, {"start": 14913.1, "end": 14914.380000000001, "text": " Isn't Twitch easy, dude?"}, {"start": 14914.380000000001, "end": 14915.220000000001, "text": " Holy shit, it's a joke."}, {"start": 14915.220000000001, "end": 14916.54, "text": " Clearly, I need some vitamin more on it."}, {"start": 14916.54, "end": 14917.380000000001, "text": " Who needs streamer, you?"}, {"start": 14917.380000000001, "end": 14918.380000000001, "text": " What a waste of time."}, {"start": 14919.300000000001, "end": 14921.300000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 14921.300000000001, "end": 14924.300000000001, "text": " So true."}, {"start": 14924.300000000001, "end": 14925.300000000001, "text": " No use in the wind."}, {"start": 14925.300000000001, "end": 14926.300000000001, "text": " Oh, smokey."}, {"start": 14926.300000000001, "end": 14927.300000000001, "text": " So bad at cutting."}, {"start": 14927.300000000001, "end": 14930.300000000001, "text": " Everyone's probably making fun of my pork grip."}, {"start": 14930.300000000001, "end": 14932.300000000001, "text": " Okay, we're gonna just fucking start doing the proper grip here."}, {"start": 14932.300000000001, "end": 14935.300000000001, "text": " I've had enough."}, {"start": 14935.300000000001, "end": 14937.300000000001, "text": " What happened to the tongs here?"}, {"start": 14937.300000000001, "end": 14939.300000000001, "text": " So can we start taking this meat and putting it somewhere else?"}, {"start": 14939.300000000001, "end": 14940.300000000001, "text": " Like the actual cut?"}, {"start": 14940.300000000001, "end": 14941.300000000001, "text": " Take this and put it over there."}, {"start": 14941.300000000001, "end": 14944.300000000001, "text": " Why don't you just swap the cutting board?"}, {"start": 14944.300000000001, "end": 14946.300000000001, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 14946.300000000001, "end": 14948.300000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14948.300000000001, "end": 14952.300000000001, "text": " It's literally, luckily the kitchen counter's been cleaned, but I'm just getting all of the counter."}, {"start": 14952.300000000001, "end": 14954.300000000001, "text": " I gotta wipe that down after you know."}, {"start": 14954.300000000001, "end": 14956.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, there's fat everywhere."}, {"start": 14959.300000000001, "end": 14961.300000000001, "text": " Here, if I could get another knife, I could help you cut it."}, {"start": 14961.300000000001, "end": 14963.300000000001, "text": " I don't know if we have another knife like this one."}, {"start": 14963.300000000001, "end": 14964.300000000001, "text": " I'll look."}, {"start": 14964.300000000001, "end": 14965.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14965.300000000001, "end": 14966.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna search."}, {"start": 14973.300000000001, "end": 14974.300000000001, "text": " Where are the frocks?"}, {"start": 14974.300000000001, "end": 14976.300000000001, "text": " Uh, to the left."}, {"start": 14976.300000000001, "end": 14977.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14977.300000000001, "end": 14989.300000000001, "text": " I think there's a third cutting board, so I'll grab that."}, {"start": 14989.300000000001, "end": 14990.300000000001, "text": " Okay, this is fat for me."}, {"start": 14990.300000000001, "end": 14991.300000000001, "text": " Fuck it, just use all of them."}, {"start": 14991.300000000001, "end": 14995.300000000001, "text": " There's some good bites, and everybody can have that."}, {"start": 14995.300000000001, "end": 14997.300000000001, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14997.300000000001, "end": 14998.300000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14998.300000000001, "end": 15000.300000000001, "text": " But it made it."}, {"start": 15000.300000000001, "end": 15001.300000000001, "text": " No, it did."}, {"start": 15001.300000000001, "end": 15003.300000000001, "text": " What are we even filming right now?"}, {"start": 15003.300000000001, "end": 15005.300000000001, "text": " What does it even look like?"}, {"start": 15005.300000000001, "end": 15007.300000000001, "text": " What are we even filming right now? What does it even look like?"}, {"start": 15007.300000000001, "end": 15009.300000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 15010.300000000001, "end": 15013.300000000001, "text": " No, my bots! They left! No!"}, {"start": 15013.300000000001, "end": 15015.300000000001, "text": " Come on guys."}, {"start": 15015.300000000001, "end": 15017.300000000001, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 15018.300000000001, "end": 15021.300000000001, "text": " So what do you think the story is on that bot? Who do you think did it?"}, {"start": 15021.300000000001, "end": 15026.300000000001, "text": " And what do you think, like, do you think they ran out of money and they only paid for like 10 minutes as a joke?"}, {"start": 15026.300000000001, "end": 15030.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think some random guy was like, oh my god, let's see how Mr. Poppin reacts."}, {"start": 15030.300000000001, "end": 15032.300000000001, "text": " If I put 80,000 viewers in his chat."}, {"start": 15032.300000000001, "end": 15035.300000000001, "text": " So basically they were just like they didn't want to afford more than that."}, {"start": 15035.300000000001, "end": 15036.300000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15037.300000000001, "end": 15041.300000000001, "text": " Do you think it was a viewer that spiked or hates me or loves me or is it about Nick?"}, {"start": 15041.300000000001, "end": 15042.300000000001, "text": " Maybe a little bit of both."}, {"start": 15042.300000000001, "end": 15043.300000000001, "text": " I think it's Nick."}, {"start": 15043.300000000001, "end": 15045.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think the person just hates Nick."}, {"start": 15045.300000000001, "end": 15046.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think so."}, {"start": 15047.300000000001, "end": 15048.300000000001, "text": " I'm going to viewbot this guy."}, {"start": 15048.300000000001, "end": 15054.300000000001, "text": " This random dude that nicks on the stream and they're going to stop collabing with them"}, {"start": 15054.300000000001, "end": 15056.300000000001, "text": " because they'll find out that they just get bodied."}, {"start": 15056.300000000001, "end": 15058.300000000001, "text": " I'm never collabing with Nick again after that."}, {"start": 15058.300000000001, "end": 15059.300000000001, "text": " Stay away from that guy."}, {"start": 15059.300000000001, "end": 15061.300000000001, "text": " I like that guy."}, {"start": 15062.300000000001, "end": 15064.6, "text": " You cannot, no Louie, don't be begging."}, {"start": 15068.2, "end": 15071.6, "text": " I might put some steak in their dog food bowl."}, {"start": 15071.6, "end": 15073.1, "text": " There's just gonna be some fucking extra."}, {"start": 15073.1, "end": 15074.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'd reward them a little bit."}, {"start": 15074.800000000001, "end": 15076.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, but it's gonna go in their dog food bowl."}, {"start": 15076.800000000001, "end": 15077.800000000001, "text": " Don't give them any."}, {"start": 15077.800000000001, "end": 15079.300000000001, "text": " I don't want, I don't want begging dogs."}, {"start": 15088.300000000001, "end": 15089.800000000001, "text": " Holy fuck, I don't know."}, {"start": 15089.800000000001, "end": 15091.800000000001, "text": " This is manual labor."}, {"start": 15092.300000000001, "end": 15096.300000000001, "text": " This fucking sucks. I want to eat right now. I hate this."}, {"start": 15109.300000000001, "end": 15111.300000000001, "text": " Who knows this."}, {"start": 15115.300000000001, "end": 15117.300000000001, "text": " Ah, Louis. Back."}, {"start": 15122.300000000001, "end": 15125.1, "text": " Oh, this is fat at this point. Perfect for Nick."}, {"start": 15125.1, "end": 15126.94, "text": " Yeah, I'm just putting the fat back on here."}, {"start": 15126.94, "end": 15130.380000000001, "text": " No, there's some good non-fat in there, but you know, Nick can have that."}, {"start": 15130.380000000001, "end": 15132.54, "text": " He's gonna have some non-fat, too."}, {"start": 15133.660000000002, "end": 15136.86, "text": " All right, last steak. Yours and this one."}, {"start": 15136.86, "end": 15139.420000000002, "text": " That's it. God, that is juicy as fuck."}, {"start": 15139.420000000002, "end": 15140.62, "text": " That looks really good."}, {"start": 15140.62, "end": 15154.300000000001, "text": " That actually looks like, that looks like a feast, it's really good."}, {"start": 15154.300000000001, "end": 15159.980000000001, "text": " God damn, look at this stream, I don't know, it might be too much, this is a lot to dig,"}, {"start": 15159.980000000001, "end": 15163.18, "text": " holy fuck, yeah I gotta wipe this counter down after."}, {"start": 15163.18, "end": 15165.18, "text": " Whatever, it's not a big deal."}, {"start": 15168.62, "end": 15174.06, "text": " Actually, the ones that you seasoned are a little bit better, in my opinion."}, {"start": 15174.62, "end": 15176.460000000001, "text": " I can't tell which are which. I could."}, {"start": 15178.220000000001, "end": 15180.7, "text": " These ones were just, these ones were the ones that were just"}, {"start": 15181.66, "end": 15184.220000000001, "text": " the thing, like not the ones that you seasoned originally."}, {"start": 15186.220000000001, "end": 15188.220000000001, "text": " Actually, those are better."}, {"start": 15188.78, "end": 15192.220000000001, "text": " So you're doing like the $100 steak sauce or steaks, whatever? It's okay."}, {"start": 15193.18, "end": 15195.18, "text": " It's not as good."}, {"start": 15195.18, "end": 15197.18, "text": " This is a real fatty piece of meat."}, {"start": 15197.18, "end": 15199.18, "text": " Give it to me."}, {"start": 15199.18, "end": 15201.18, "text": " So how we doing boys?"}, {"start": 15201.18, "end": 15203.18, "text": " I mean, we're getting there."}, {"start": 15203.18, "end": 15205.18, "text": " So this is not cooked. These are cooked tortillas."}, {"start": 15205.18, "end": 15207.18, "text": " So what you guys can do now"}, {"start": 15207.18, "end": 15209.18, "text": " is you can start building your tacos."}, {"start": 15209.18, "end": 15211.18, "text": " Well, hold on. We're still cutting steaks, man."}, {"start": 15211.18, "end": 15213.18, "text": " Yeah, that's enough."}, {"start": 15213.18, "end": 15215.18, "text": " He is right. It is enough."}, {"start": 15215.18, "end": 15217.18, "text": " I mean, look at that. Look at that fatness."}, {"start": 15217.18, "end": 15219.18, "text": " That's a ribeye. You sound retarded."}, {"start": 15219.18, "end": 15221.18, "text": " Yeah. Why do I sound retarded?"}, {"start": 15221.18, "end": 15225.98, "text": " Yeah, why do I sound like hard? I understand that it's a rib eye and I understand that rib eye is a fat."}, {"start": 15225.98, "end": 15227.48, "text": " So are you just giving me pure fat?"}, {"start": 15227.48, "end": 15229.48, "text": " No, I'm not. I'm giving you the..."}, {"start": 15229.48, "end": 15231.48, "text": " Well, that is out here and you can choose to use as much as you want."}, {"start": 15231.48, "end": 15234.98, "text": " When I get to the sections that it's like marbled, I just give that to you."}, {"start": 15234.98, "end": 15236.48, "text": " Yeah, the fat tastes better."}, {"start": 15236.48, "end": 15237.98, "text": " Yeah, it's like this right here."}, {"start": 15237.98, "end": 15238.48, "text": " So enjoy."}, {"start": 15238.48, "end": 15238.98, "text": " It can be yours."}, {"start": 15238.98, "end": 15240.48, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!"}, {"start": 15240.48, "end": 15241.48, "text": " Louie!"}, {"start": 15242.98, "end": 15243.98, "text": " Didn't even notice."}, {"start": 15244.48, "end": 15245.48, "text": " This is yours."}, {"start": 15245.48, "end": 15246.48, "text": " It's stuck up there."}, {"start": 15248.48, "end": 15250.98, "text": " God, he just fucking jumped up and just started munching."}, {"start": 15250.98, "end": 15252.74, "text": " All of that, here's Nick."}, {"start": 15252.74, "end": 15254.06, "text": " That piece was in his mouth."}, {"start": 15254.06, "end": 15255.66, "text": " Yeah, he's going to take it."}, {"start": 15255.66, "end": 15258.22, "text": " I'm going to cut this up to the dogs and split it."}, {"start": 15258.22, "end": 15260.98, "text": " Anyways, yeah, that's just cooked."}, {"start": 15264.42, "end": 15266.859999999999, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 15266.859999999999, "end": 15269.3, "text": " I'm going to."}, {"start": 15269.3, "end": 15271.38, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 15271.38, "end": 15272.619999999999, "text": " Wait, can I say how to work?"}, {"start": 15272.619999999999, "end": 15274.42, "text": " Or is she going to like?"}, {"start": 15274.42, "end": 15275.18, "text": " You can scream high."}, {"start": 15275.18, "end": 15277.02, "text": " She's going to come out here and scream into it."}, {"start": 15277.02, "end": 15278.859999999999, "text": " Well, I was going to like it."}, {"start": 15278.86, "end": 15283.02, "text": " Well, yeah, one of the shrimp's off probably."}, {"start": 15283.02, "end": 15283.52, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 15288.300000000001, "end": 15289.02, "text": " OK, let me go."}, {"start": 15289.02, "end": 15290.26, "text": " Are we self-loading?"}, {"start": 15290.26, "end": 15291.140000000001, "text": " Come on, Louie."}, {"start": 15291.140000000001, "end": 15292.140000000001, "text": " Louie."}, {"start": 15292.140000000001, "end": 15292.640000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 15292.640000000001, "end": 15295.900000000001, "text": " The better not cooked, the easier cooked."}, {"start": 15295.900000000001, "end": 15296.7, "text": " Come here, Louie."}, {"start": 15296.7, "end": 15299.18, "text": " Where are the plates for, like, me, you know?"}, {"start": 15299.18, "end": 15299.74, "text": " You're right there."}, {"start": 15299.74, "end": 15300.94, "text": " Louie."}, {"start": 15300.94, "end": 15303.060000000001, "text": " Come here, Louie."}, {"start": 15303.060000000001, "end": 15304.58, "text": " Give me a rub."}, {"start": 15304.58, "end": 15306.5, "text": " Thank you, sir."}, {"start": 15306.5, "end": 15307.140000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 15307.140000000001, "end": 15308.5, "text": " Louie."}, {"start": 15308.5, "end": 15309.98, "text": " Did you get jalapenos?"}, {"start": 15309.98, "end": 15310.82, "text": " I don't think I did."}, {"start": 15310.82, "end": 15311.66, "text": " He is not coming."}, {"start": 15311.66, "end": 15312.5, "text": " He's in that bedroom."}, {"start": 15313.74, "end": 15316.5, "text": " So you didn't, did you actually order stuff or not?"}, {"start": 15318.82, "end": 15321.38, "text": " Uh, I did, but not now."}, {"start": 15324.86, "end": 15325.7, "text": " Oh, don't."}, {"start": 15329.54, "end": 15330.38, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 15332.26, "end": 15333.1, "text": " Put this down."}, {"start": 15333.1, "end": 15333.94, "text": " I got Louis here."}, {"start": 15333.94, "end": 15348.62, "text": " Come here Louis, come here baby, let's go, come on, come on, come on, do you want this"}, {"start": 15348.62, "end": 15349.62, "text": " steak or not?"}, {"start": 15349.62, "end": 15357.74, "text": " Come on, good boy, don't load this bad boy up with steak, there we go, I've never met"}, {"start": 15357.74, "end": 15362.460000000001, "text": " two men who do that stuff, I'm personally offended, the fat is fine, I just don't"}, {"start": 15362.460000000001, "end": 15363.460000000001, "text": " like it when it's chewy."}, {"start": 15363.460000000001, "end": 15365.460000000001, "text": " Come on, how can you not be?"}, {"start": 15365.460000000001, "end": 15367.460000000001, "text": " Excuse me, get your ball, come on."}, {"start": 15367.460000000001, "end": 15369.460000000001, "text": " Look at this, good boy."}, {"start": 15369.460000000001, "end": 15371.460000000001, "text": " Like on a wagyu steak?"}, {"start": 15371.460000000001, "end": 15373.460000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 15373.460000000001, "end": 15375.460000000001, "text": " I actually don't like wagyu steak."}, {"start": 15375.460000000001, "end": 15377.460000000001, "text": " Maybe I'm the problem."}, {"start": 15377.460000000001, "end": 15379.460000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 15381.460000000001, "end": 15383.460000000001, "text": " Damn, you've stalled an island and that motherfucker like crazy."}, {"start": 15383.460000000001, "end": 15385.460000000001, "text": " So is this yours, Rob?"}, {"start": 15385.460000000001, "end": 15387.460000000001, "text": " That's mine, yeah."}, {"start": 15387.460000000001, "end": 15389.460000000001, "text": " Wait, do you want me to get you a plate?"}, {"start": 15389.460000000001, "end": 15391.460000000001, "text": " Uh, yes, please."}, {"start": 15391.460000000001, "end": 15392.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15392.460000000001, "end": 15394.460000000001, "text": " Those are cooked and it's done."}, {"start": 15394.460000000001, "end": 15395.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15395.460000000001, "end": 15399.460000000001, "text": " Give me two plates if you can."}, {"start": 15399.460000000001, "end": 15401.460000000001, "text": " You guys feeling that worked out?"}, {"start": 15401.460000000001, "end": 15402.460000000001, "text": " Actually, yes."}, {"start": 15402.460000000001, "end": 15403.460000000001, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 15403.460000000001, "end": 15404.460000000001, "text": " T.Y.?"}, {"start": 15404.460000000001, "end": 15405.460000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 15405.460000000001, "end": 15406.460000000001, "text": " It's done."}, {"start": 15406.460000000001, "end": 15409.460000000001, "text": " Oh, we need jalapenos, but I guess we don't have any."}, {"start": 15409.460000000001, "end": 15410.460000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15410.460000000001, "end": 15412.460000000001, "text": " You know, it's crazy."}, {"start": 15412.460000000001, "end": 15415.460000000001, "text": " Everyone question marks me all the time, but if you had this, you'd probably think"}, {"start": 15415.460000000001, "end": 15416.460000000001, "text": " this was the best food ever."}, {"start": 15416.460000000001, "end": 15417.460000000001, "text": " You're not going to get it."}, {"start": 15417.460000000001, "end": 15418.460000000001, "text": " You're not going to get it."}, {"start": 15418.460000000001, "end": 15419.460000000001, "text": " You're pretty much screwed."}, {"start": 15419.460000000001, "end": 15422.300000000001, "text": " Well, I'm gonna see what the very house in the fridge. Let's see"}, {"start": 15426.300000000001, "end": 15430.300000000001, "text": " Thousand-dollar on steak. Yeah, you put ketchup on steak, too"}, {"start": 15433.580000000002, "end": 15435.580000000002, "text": " So look at this check"}, {"start": 15435.58, "end": 15445.02, "text": " Colby jack and turkey sticks."}, {"start": 15445.02, "end": 15447.78, "text": " There is like a shredded cheese in here."}, {"start": 15447.78, "end": 15448.78, "text": " Where's that lettuce?"}, {"start": 15448.78, "end": 15449.78, "text": " There is a shredded cheese in here."}, {"start": 15449.78, "end": 15450.78, "text": " Oh, then get it."}, {"start": 15450.78, "end": 15451.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15451.78, "end": 15452.78, "text": " Triple cheddar blend."}, {"start": 15452.78, "end": 15456.78, "text": " The best of use by August 25th, 2026."}, {"start": 15456.78, "end": 15458.78, "text": " It looks good."}, {"start": 15458.78, "end": 15459.78, "text": " I think that's good."}, {"start": 15459.78, "end": 15460.78, "text": " Sounds good to me."}, {"start": 15460.78, "end": 15461.78, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 15461.78, "end": 15462.78, "text": " I'm not sure but no."}, {"start": 15462.78, "end": 15463.78, "text": " Where's that onion at?"}, {"start": 15463.78, "end": 15464.78, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 15464.78, "end": 15466.78, "text": " We'll just sprinkle onion on him."}, {"start": 15466.78, "end": 15468.78, "text": " Bring a couple more for you."}, {"start": 15471.78, "end": 15473.78, "text": " I don't want you to bring this to me."}, {"start": 15474.78, "end": 15475.78, "text": " Let's see if she wants anything else."}, {"start": 15475.78, "end": 15477.78, "text": " I'm not sure how it's going to taste with cheese rub."}, {"start": 15477.78, "end": 15478.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15478.78, "end": 15479.78, "text": " Hopefully better."}, {"start": 15479.78, "end": 15481.78, "text": " I'll be fine."}, {"start": 15482.78, "end": 15483.78, "text": " I don't need much."}, {"start": 15483.78, "end": 15484.78, "text": " Hey babe!"}, {"start": 15485.78, "end": 15487.78, "text": " We have this much extra meat."}, {"start": 15487.78, "end": 15488.78, "text": " Yeah, it's a lot."}, {"start": 15488.78, "end": 15489.78, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15489.78, "end": 15490.78, "text": " Brought you a taco."}, {"start": 15490.78, "end": 15492.78, "text": " Should I bring them to Miss Ganshee?"}, {"start": 15492.78, "end": 15493.78, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 15493.78, "end": 15499.78, "text": " That's fine here. I get big. I literally gave him a bite. They have a bite."}, {"start": 15499.78, "end": 15503.78, "text": " You want the Thousand Island?"}, {"start": 15503.78, "end": 15507.78, "text": " You want Thousand Island? Okay Thousand Island. Let me go get some for you."}, {"start": 15510.78, "end": 15513.78, "text": " She wants Thousand Island dressing."}, {"start": 15516.78, "end": 15519.78, "text": " You put no dressing on it? Well I wasn't sure if she wanted to go. Rob?"}, {"start": 15519.78, "end": 15524.78, "text": " Yeah, I'm not much of a dressing guy, I'm like, I'm, I'm weird."}, {"start": 15524.78, "end": 15528.78, "text": " You ever eat a Big Mac? Do you have the sauce on or off?"}, {"start": 15528.78, "end": 15530.78, "text": " To be fair, that's a Big Mac."}, {"start": 15530.78, "end": 15534.78, "text": " You don't get it. This is a Big Mac sandwich. That's all that it is."}, {"start": 15534.78, "end": 15536.78, "text": " I mean, you know..."}, {"start": 15536.78, "end": 15538.78, "text": " Just give it a little tip, just dip it in, dip it in, dip it in."}, {"start": 15538.78, "end": 15540.78, "text": " Just let me go dry a little bit."}, {"start": 15540.78, "end": 15542.78, "text": " Just let me go dry a little bit, you know?"}, {"start": 15542.78, "end": 15543.78, "text": " It tastes like a Big Mac."}, {"start": 15543.78, "end": 15545.78, "text": " I believe it."}, {"start": 15545.78, "end": 15549.94, "text": " Okay, we'll bring the short out and I'll make mine. I'm so fucking hungry"}, {"start": 15554.58, "end": 15558.02, "text": " So what chapter 85 k views I don't know"}, {"start": 15560.78, "end": 15562.78, "text": " I haven't yet"}, {"start": 15563.78, "end": 15565.78, "text": " Who bought that?"}, {"start": 15566.300000000001, "end": 15570.58, "text": " Someone like this first it would Nick's tacos count is autism. Good. All right"}, {"start": 15572.34, "end": 15574.34, "text": " Yeah, whoo. Is it good"}, {"start": 15574.34, "end": 15576.34, "text": " That's really good."}, {"start": 15576.34, "end": 15578.34, "text": " I wish I could fucking eat very well."}, {"start": 15578.34, "end": 15579.34, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 15579.34, "end": 15580.34, "text": " Now I gotta make mine."}, {"start": 15585.34, "end": 15587.34, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna overload this motherfucker with meat."}, {"start": 15588.34, "end": 15589.34, "text": " She loves it."}, {"start": 15589.34, "end": 15590.34, "text": " She fucking loves it."}, {"start": 15590.34, "end": 15591.34, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15594.34, "end": 15595.34, "text": " Yeah, this tastes like a burger."}, {"start": 15595.34, "end": 15597.34, "text": " That's not really a compliment, is it?"}, {"start": 15597.34, "end": 15599.34, "text": " Yeah, she's supposed to eat food for it to taste."}, {"start": 15599.34, "end": 15600.34, "text": " Give me this one."}, {"start": 15600.34, "end": 15601.34, "text": " Let me have a win."}, {"start": 15601.34, "end": 15602.34, "text": " Have I won anything to it?"}, {"start": 15602.34, "end": 15603.34, "text": " I've been getting shit on all day."}, {"start": 15603.34, "end": 15607.18, "text": " Okay, Canoone says that Kaffee's disgusting which looks like my naked body."}, {"start": 15607.18, "end": 15608.18, "text": " There's a thread on it."}, {"start": 15608.18, "end": 15609.18, "text": " It's up-boated."}, {"start": 15609.18, "end": 15610.18, "text": " There's a thread?"}, {"start": 15610.18, "end": 15611.18, "text": " It's up-boated."}, {"start": 15611.18, "end": 15612.18, "text": " No it's not."}, {"start": 15612.18, "end": 15614.18, "text": " I haven't gotten to open it, I don't say that for anything."}, {"start": 15614.18, "end": 15615.18, "text": " So let me have this."}, {"start": 15615.18, "end": 15616.18, "text": " Okay, you're gonna have that man."}, {"start": 15616.18, "end": 15617.18, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 15617.18, "end": 15618.18, "text": " Everyone's proud of you."}, {"start": 15618.18, "end": 15619.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15619.18, "end": 15620.18, "text": " That being said, I'm gonna fucking make it."}, {"start": 15620.18, "end": 15622.78, "text": " Guys, Nick saved the day with these steak tacos."}, {"start": 15622.78, "end": 15625.78, "text": " They're really good though."}, {"start": 15625.78, "end": 15626.78, "text": " Delicious."}, {"start": 15626.78, "end": 15628.28, "text": " Yeah, I did make it."}, {"start": 15628.28, "end": 15629.28, "text": " No, these are gonna be..."}, {"start": 15629.28, "end": 15630.28, "text": " I wish I had salsa."}, {"start": 15630.28, "end": 15631.28, "text": " It'd be like pure nostalgia."}, {"start": 15631.28, "end": 15633.140000000001, "text": " I mean, I fucking love your snake tacos."}, {"start": 15637.640000000001, "end": 15639.36, "text": " I've had these for so long."}, {"start": 15639.36, "end": 15641.800000000001, "text": " During COVID, I cook these every day."}, {"start": 15641.800000000001, "end": 15642.640000000001, "text": " Where's that lettuce?"}, {"start": 15642.640000000001, "end": 15643.560000000001, "text": " Can we get a bag of lettuce and cheese?"}, {"start": 15643.560000000001, "end": 15644.400000000001, "text": " Which one?"}, {"start": 15644.400000000001, "end": 15645.220000000001, "text": " Both."}, {"start": 15647.720000000001, "end": 15649.44, "text": " I think we have too much meat though."}, {"start": 15650.640000000001, "end": 15652.28, "text": " I mean, dude, I'll just eat the steak"}, {"start": 15652.28, "end": 15654.480000000001, "text": " with my hands and be happy straight up."}, {"start": 15654.48, "end": 15663.16, "text": " Only thing that can make it better, I square it salsa."}, {"start": 15663.16, "end": 15665.0, "text": " Salsas are a little hard."}, {"start": 15665.0, "end": 15666.0, "text": " Red salsa?"}, {"start": 15666.0, "end": 15667.0, "text": " Yes, exactly."}, {"start": 15667.0, "end": 15675.039999999999, "text": " So what do you have for the rest of the day, Nick?"}, {"start": 15675.039999999999, "end": 15676.039999999999, "text": " Rob?"}, {"start": 15676.039999999999, "end": 15678.8, "text": " Plan tomorrow, or Lash?"}, {"start": 15678.8, "end": 15679.8, "text": " Plan tomorrow."}, {"start": 15679.8, "end": 15680.8, "text": " Nick, or Rob, what about you?"}, {"start": 15680.8, "end": 15683.199999999999, "text": " Yeah, I got to plan this week of streams."}, {"start": 15683.199999999999, "end": 15684.199999999999, "text": " The what streams?"}, {"start": 15684.2, "end": 15687.720000000001, "text": " rest a week of streams like because I'm taking tonight all that's crazy off the"}, {"start": 15687.720000000001, "end": 15691.640000000001, "text": " plan so far ahead I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow and I don't really care"}, {"start": 15691.640000000001, "end": 15699.0, "text": " we'll see thousand island in a thousand island at it okay I mean it's"}, {"start": 15699.0, "end": 15705.320000000002, "text": " whatever it's just it's tastes like a big back to me you know"}, {"start": 15714.2, "end": 15715.04, "text": " Okay, all right."}, {"start": 15718.640000000001, "end": 15721.220000000001, "text": " Damn, that is a thick ass taco."}, {"start": 15721.220000000001, "end": 15722.060000000001, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 15726.36, "end": 15729.44, "text": " I can't wait for you guys to have a quick finish."}, {"start": 15729.44, "end": 15730.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15732.720000000001, "end": 15734.720000000001, "text": " You guys don't have to shit after this."}, {"start": 15734.720000000001, "end": 15735.84, "text": " Mm-hmm, why?"}, {"start": 15738.68, "end": 15740.18, "text": " Well, it's very walk-in-aid."}, {"start": 15742.68, "end": 15744.04, "text": " Where is my phone?"}, {"start": 15744.04, "end": 15745.640000000001, "text": " Oh, it's over there."}, {"start": 15745.640000000001, "end": 15747.52, "text": " Yeah, I haven't looked at my phone all day."}, {"start": 15747.52, "end": 15749.0, "text": " I tried looking at it and you got mad at me"}, {"start": 15749.0, "end": 15751.28, "text": " and it said, pay attention while you were grilling."}, {"start": 15751.28, "end": 15752.12, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 15752.12, "end": 15753.160000000002, "text": " That was the first time I,"}, {"start": 15753.160000000002, "end": 15754.660000000002, "text": " dude, I've been driving."}, {"start": 15754.660000000002, "end": 15757.560000000001, "text": " Like I drove in the car on your screen"}, {"start": 15757.560000000001, "end": 15758.960000000001, "text": " and then I drove us to the gym."}, {"start": 15758.960000000001, "end": 15760.28, "text": " I'm working out at the gym."}, {"start": 15760.28, "end": 15762.320000000002, "text": " I drove us here and then we,"}, {"start": 15762.320000000002, "end": 15764.800000000001, "text": " I have not looked at my phone."}, {"start": 15764.800000000001, "end": 15766.720000000001, "text": " What's gonna be on there though?"}, {"start": 15766.720000000001, "end": 15768.2, "text": " I don't know, but I get like,"}, {"start": 15768.2, "end": 15770.6, "text": " I just feel like I just don't need to be updated."}, {"start": 15770.6, "end": 15775.6, "text": " do you have like to go containers? No."}, {"start": 15775.6, "end": 15781.6, "text": " The princess wants some tacos, so I don't know how to get it home to her."}, {"start": 15781.6, "end": 15784.6, "text": " I don't know, paper towel and a ziplock bag. Yeah."}, {"start": 15784.6, "end": 15785.6, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 15785.6, "end": 15789.6, "text": " I'm doing some gimmicky shit. You got an Uber."}, {"start": 15789.6, "end": 15792.6, "text": " Oh, and I got an Uber back? Oh, it won't go."}, {"start": 15792.6, "end": 15794.6, "text": " How do you both do?"}, {"start": 15794.6, "end": 15796.6, "text": " So what kind of plans, Rob?"}, {"start": 15796.6, "end": 15798.6, "text": " You have to play your shames and stuff, but what's wrong with it?"}, {"start": 15801.6, "end": 15802.6, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 15804.6, "end": 15805.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15807.6, "end": 15809.6, "text": " I don't know, I want to..."}, {"start": 15810.6, "end": 15814.6, "text": " Like, every day I try to do one, either like hangout or like an event."}, {"start": 15814.6, "end": 15817.6, "text": " And then I try to plan like a variety of games to do afterwards."}, {"start": 15818.6, "end": 15820.6, "text": " But I feel like I've already played everything."}, {"start": 15820.6, "end": 15824.6, "text": " So that's why I have to sit there and look at like games and look at my list and see what I want to play."}, {"start": 15826.6, "end": 15832.02, "text": " My tower defense you have a tower defense. No mine. Can I suggest something real? Yeah"}, {"start": 15832.54, "end": 15834.54, "text": " Just play whatever game you want to play"}, {"start": 15834.76, "end": 15836.76, "text": " And then you buy"}, {"start": 15837.92, "end": 15844.02, "text": " Okay, I guarantee you get more follows and you have a lot more fun. It's okay"}, {"start": 15847.960000000001, "end": 15854.52, "text": " That's for you by why should I suffer in the trenches, you know, yeah, you're good person"}, {"start": 15856.6, "end": 15861.6, "text": " So remember I was like super anti-vubot, now I'm super forward."}, {"start": 15861.6, "end": 15866.6, "text": " When I was in the clan, I left the clan and I married a black woman."}, {"start": 15866.6, "end": 15867.6, "text": " As a white man."}, {"start": 15867.6, "end": 15869.6, "text": " I've seen that."}, {"start": 15869.6, "end": 15870.6, "text": " Have you?"}, {"start": 15870.6, "end": 15875.6, "text": " So being against a vubot is the equivalent of being in the clan."}, {"start": 15875.6, "end": 15877.6, "text": " Yeah, on Twitch, yeah."}, {"start": 15877.6, "end": 15878.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15878.6, "end": 15882.6, "text": " You know, I'm on the wrong side."}, {"start": 15882.6, "end": 15892.6, "text": " I'll be honest, I can go straight to bed."}, {"start": 15892.6, "end": 15896.6, "text": " Like I can take the hardest nap I may have ever taken in my life."}, {"start": 15896.6, "end": 15902.6, "text": " Ooh, I get to watch the Spider-Man movies."}, {"start": 15902.6, "end": 15907.6, "text": " We've been investing. We had to watch all the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies, which I'll be honest."}, {"start": 15907.6, "end": 15911.56, "text": " The first one is pretty good, but they don't age that well."}, {"start": 15911.56, "end": 15912.960000000001, "text": " Early superhero movies."}, {"start": 15912.960000000001, "end": 15917.12, "text": " But if you've ever seen the Tom Holland movies,"}, {"start": 15917.12, "end": 15920.48, "text": " it's important to watch the Tobey Maguire in Edgar Garfield."}, {"start": 15920.48, "end": 15922.56, "text": " It is important."}, {"start": 15922.56, "end": 15925.42, "text": " I've been investing, rewatching them with the little biggies"}, {"start": 15925.42, "end": 15925.800000000001, "text": " I've seen them."}, {"start": 15925.800000000001, "end": 15927.960000000001, "text": " But she has no idea why she says,"}, {"start": 15927.960000000001, "end": 15928.92, "text": " why do I have to watch these?"}, {"start": 15928.92, "end": 15929.76, "text": " Like, he just do."}, {"start": 15932.48, "end": 15934.48, "text": " So that pays off tonight."}, {"start": 15934.48, "end": 15935.56, "text": " That pays off?"}, {"start": 15935.56, "end": 15936.06, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15936.06, "end": 15938.06, "text": " We probably get to Tom Holland."}, {"start": 15938.06, "end": 15942.06, "text": " Well, we have one Andrew Garfield and then Bang."}, {"start": 15946.06, "end": 15948.06, "text": " Didn't Andrew Garfield only get two?"}, {"start": 15951.06, "end": 15955.06, "text": " Re-watching, I remember when the movies came out."}, {"start": 15955.06, "end": 15958.06, "text": " People were saying he's too cool as Spider-Man."}, {"start": 15958.06, "end": 15960.06, "text": " Like he's, as Peter Parker, he's too cool."}, {"start": 15960.06, "end": 15961.06, "text": " They're right."}, {"start": 15961.06, "end": 15963.06, "text": " Who's too cool?"}, {"start": 15963.06, "end": 15964.06, "text": " Andrew Garfield?"}, {"start": 15964.06, "end": 15969.66, "text": " like when people are saying that I'm like well he's got kind of he can be like"}, {"start": 15969.66, "end": 15973.539999999999, "text": " Dorky they're saying he's too hot they have this guy wearing like a leather"}, {"start": 15973.539999999999, "end": 15978.26, "text": " jacket with a popped collar talking to girls and like giving them one liners"}, {"start": 15978.26, "end": 15983.18, "text": " it's like dude that's not it's actually a little off-putting"}, {"start": 15983.18, "end": 15985.18, "text": " I think I should be off-putting"}, {"start": 15985.18, "end": 16001.9, "text": " I think you're hysterical. Yeah. You have your moments. You have like, what's that humor?"}, {"start": 16001.9, "end": 16008.62, "text": " Like, where you, how do I explain it? Where you just talk normally but it's funny. Like"}, {"start": 16008.62, "end": 16010.84, "text": " When you don't try to be funny, it's funny."}, {"start": 16010.84, "end": 16011.660000000002, "text": " What is it called?"}, {"start": 16011.660000000002, "end": 16013.86, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16013.86, "end": 16014.94, "text": " Natural humor?"}, {"start": 16014.94, "end": 16016.26, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 16016.26, "end": 16018.42, "text": " He's not naturally funny at all."}, {"start": 16018.42, "end": 16019.42, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 16019.42, "end": 16020.42, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 16020.42, "end": 16022.54, "text": " Oh, right."}, {"start": 16022.54, "end": 16024.7, "text": " I think it's an age thing."}, {"start": 16024.7, "end": 16026.7, "text": " I swear to God, the funniest things are when people aren't"}, {"start": 16026.7, "end": 16027.820000000002, "text": " trying to be funny."}, {"start": 16027.820000000002, "end": 16030.220000000001, "text": " Someone to your chance at being black."}, {"start": 16030.220000000001, "end": 16031.300000000001, "text": " I can be funny."}, {"start": 16031.300000000001, "end": 16031.900000000001, "text": " Depression."}, {"start": 16034.78, "end": 16037.380000000001, "text": " But wasn't it like deadpan humor or something like that?"}, {"start": 16037.380000000001, "end": 16038.460000000001, "text": " You want a drink, Nick?"}, {"start": 16038.460000000001, "end": 16044.460000000001, "text": " You all right? Yeah, I'll probably need another Sprite. I'm chugging through."}, {"start": 16053.460000000001, "end": 16057.460000000001, "text": " Mmm. That charred piece is really good."}, {"start": 16059.460000000001, "end": 16061.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's delicious."}, {"start": 16061.460000000001, "end": 16065.460000000001, "text": " Hey chances chat. Tomorrow I have an ad."}, {"start": 16065.460000000001, "end": 16071.460000000001, "text": " I got you a drink. I got you this anyways."}, {"start": 16075.460000000001, "end": 16077.460000000001, "text": " I can't live in chances. I don't hear it."}, {"start": 16080.460000000001, "end": 16083.460000000001, "text": " Can I live in chances house? Yes I bet."}, {"start": 16083.460000000001, "end": 16086.460000000001, "text": " I was making jokes about the table, it's actually pretty nice."}, {"start": 16089.460000000001, "end": 16090.460000000001, "text": " Where is Teddy?"}, {"start": 16090.460000000001, "end": 16092.460000000001, "text": " I gotta go find Teddy."}, {"start": 16092.460000000001, "end": 16094.460000000001, "text": " He's bothering me. I don't know where he is."}, {"start": 16094.460000000001, "end": 16095.460000000001, "text": " It's all Walter."}, {"start": 16095.460000000001, "end": 16097.460000000001, "text": " But Teddy..."}, {"start": 16097.460000000001, "end": 16099.460000000001, "text": " Who's Teddy?"}, {"start": 16099.460000000001, "end": 16101.460000000001, "text": " He's the brown cat."}, {"start": 16101.460000000001, "end": 16102.460000000001, "text": " He's the brown cat?"}, {"start": 16102.460000000001, "end": 16104.460000000001, "text": " We have a brown cat."}, {"start": 16104.460000000001, "end": 16106.460000000001, "text": " How many animals are in this house?"}, {"start": 16106.460000000001, "end": 16108.460000000001, "text": " Um, six."}, {"start": 16113.460000000001, "end": 16116.460000000001, "text": " Does any ever do for you to get a bed here to make sure there are always in here?"}, {"start": 16116.460000000001, "end": 16118.460000000001, "text": " I guess so."}, {"start": 16118.460000000001, "end": 16120.460000000001, "text": " That's a lot of work."}, {"start": 16120.460000000001, "end": 16123.460000000001, "text": " Well, that would be easy as well to leave the door open."}, {"start": 16123.460000000001, "end": 16125.460000000001, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 16128.460000000001, "end": 16129.460000000001, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 16129.460000000001, "end": 16131.460000000001, "text": " Do you like cat cats?"}, {"start": 16131.460000000001, "end": 16133.460000000001, "text": " Do you like a dog guy or a cat guy?"}, {"start": 16133.460000000001, "end": 16136.460000000001, "text": " I'm more of a dog guy, but I like cats."}, {"start": 16136.460000000001, "end": 16138.460000000001, "text": " I've had a lot more cats in my life."}, {"start": 16138.460000000001, "end": 16140.460000000001, "text": " I've never had a single cat."}, {"start": 16140.460000000001, "end": 16142.460000000001, "text": " Where is this cat?"}, {"start": 16142.460000000001, "end": 16144.460000000001, "text": " Let me check upstairs."}, {"start": 16144.460000000001, "end": 16146.460000000001, "text": " He might be hiding."}, {"start": 16146.460000000001, "end": 16150.060000000001, "text": " black cats. I don't know, I just think they're cute."}, {"start": 16153.34, "end": 16154.7, "text": " Aren't they like the most fun love?"}, {"start": 16155.54, "end": 16158.42, "text": " I think they're the least adopted or something like that. But"}, {"start": 16158.42, "end": 16160.86, "text": " that might have like changed over time. I feel like I feel like"}, {"start": 16160.86, "end": 16163.1, "text": " bitches be loving like black cats, you know,"}, {"start": 16164.060000000001, "end": 16164.560000000001, "text": " bitches."}, {"start": 16165.900000000001, "end": 16167.26, "text": " It's like expression."}, {"start": 16167.26, "end": 16184.26, "text": " I still can't believe you literally just ran out of camons inside some room."}, {"start": 16184.26, "end": 16187.26, "text": " That's happened a few times."}, {"start": 16187.26, "end": 16188.26, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 16188.26, "end": 16191.26, "text": " It happened a few times."}, {"start": 16191.26, "end": 16196.26, "text": " Yeah, I don't know where Teddy is."}, {"start": 16196.26, "end": 16198.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16198.26, "end": 16200.26, "text": " Shootin blanks"}, {"start": 16201.9, "end": 16208.66, "text": " Where is he's like one night sands or I'm gonna take the bedroom. He's gotta be in that alone the arc back in the day"}, {"start": 16209.18, "end": 16214.18, "text": " I've been living ten years ago. How'd you convince these women? I don't know I"}, {"start": 16215.34, "end": 16217.66, "text": " Have like first date rich or some shit. I"}, {"start": 16218.460000000001, "end": 16221.62, "text": " Wasn't a scar background. I think that probably helped our outside two arms"}, {"start": 16221.62, "end": 16227.78, "text": " What was your pick up line you're going to check that I'm just six with six shut up. It's that easy. Yeah"}, {"start": 16232.02, "end": 16234.02, "text": " Yeah, I don't know"}, {"start": 16235.02, "end": 16237.02, "text": " It works"}, {"start": 16237.460000000001, "end": 16239.460000000001, "text": " All right, well"}, {"start": 16240.62, "end": 16242.62, "text": " Team did you order ubers?"}, {"start": 16245.380000000001, "end": 16247.380000000001, "text": " Get out of my house"}, {"start": 16247.380000000001, "end": 16254.660000000002, "text": " So me rock over your period 85,000 viewers. This is like a dream. Sorry my bad. I don't know what that is. It's stressing me out"}, {"start": 16257.380000000001, "end": 16263.34, "text": " Unfortunately, but maybe he's a cat. He's probably just fucking hiding. I gave you your top view podcast. I gave you your top view stream"}, {"start": 16263.34, "end": 16267.220000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, why because he's that guy"}, {"start": 16268.220000000001, "end": 16272.34, "text": " He's been him and he will continue to be him. Hmm. You try to kick him out"}, {"start": 16272.34, "end": 16277.34, "text": " I'm having it upstairs, so I'm not going anywhere."}, {"start": 16277.34, "end": 16279.34, "text": " I don't know if you're not."}, {"start": 16279.34, "end": 16282.34, "text": " You can keep making these chocolate, that's okay."}, {"start": 16282.34, "end": 16285.34, "text": " I can say I have some tech like the old days for some free reign, I'm done."}, {"start": 16285.34, "end": 16289.34, "text": " Oh man, I want to let the dogs in, but at the same time, I do not."}, {"start": 16289.34, "end": 16291.34, "text": " That steak will get devoured."}, {"start": 16291.34, "end": 16295.34, "text": " Let me see what's going on in the kitchen right now."}, {"start": 16295.34, "end": 16298.34, "text": " Oh my God, I'm so full."}, {"start": 16298.34, "end": 16301.7, "text": " full. I forgot we ate right at that whole burger."}, {"start": 16303.22, "end": 16305.54, "text": " Kai and speed are playing Minecraft."}, {"start": 16305.54, "end": 16307.06, "text": " You know you're still streaming right now."}, {"start": 16308.1, "end": 16308.58, "text": " Am I?"}, {"start": 16314.02, "end": 16315.78, "text": " Why have you turned off? We missed you."}, {"start": 16315.78, "end": 16316.18, "text": " Hang up."}, {"start": 16316.18, "end": 16317.7, "text": " All right, then I'm wrapping this up."}, {"start": 16318.66, "end": 16319.86, "text": " Team GGs."}, {"start": 16322.34, "end": 16323.54, "text": " Thank you guys for watching."}, {"start": 16323.54, "end": 16330.54, "text": " So is it our weaned fruiting."}, {"start": 16330.54, "end": 16333.18, "text": " Alright, stream I am done for the day."}, {"start": 16333.18, "end": 16335.060000000001, "text": " I will be live tomorrow."}, {"start": 16335.060000000001, "end": 16336.060000000001, "text": " TYVM."}, {"start": 16336.060000000001, "end": 16337.060000000001, "text": " Very fun."}, {"start": 16337.060000000001, "end": 16338.060000000001, "text": " Thank you, Nick."}, {"start": 16338.060000000001, "end": 16339.060000000001, "text": " Thank you, Rob."}, {"start": 16339.060000000001, "end": 16341.220000000001, "text": " Appreciate y'all being here as always."}, {"start": 16341.220000000001, "end": 16342.220000000001, "text": " Till the next Gym Stream."}, {"start": 16342.220000000001, "end": 16343.220000000001, "text": " I'm going to end this."}, {"start": 16343.220000000001, "end": 16344.220000000001, "text": " I'm going to boop."}, {"start": 16344.220000000001, "end": 16345.220000000001, "text": " Maybe it boops."}, {"start": 16345.220000000001, "end": 16346.220000000001, "text": " Boop."}, {"start": 16346.220000000001, "end": 16346.42, "text": " Boop."}, {"start": 16353.54, "end": 16355.6, "text": " you"}]}