you
Thank you for watching!
you
All right, brother.
Thanks.
You can tell me.
Tell me.
All right.
That was smooth.
Great power.
Don't really turn.
Okay.
Don't you try.
Gonna be a.
That gives to the world, a smiling
you
Oh, this, by the way, your chair has a massager.
It's a massager?
Your chair has a massager.
How do I use it?
Well, there's some buttons on the side.
You can go ahead and use those.
What side?
Ah, fuck, actually no.
How do I do it?
There's like these buttons on the side, these buttons you gotta press.
On the right of your chair.
On the right of my chair.
Yes.
Okay.
There's some buttons you gotta press.
Okay, hold on.
You press it, and then you'll bring the screen up.
See now, now start fucking with this.
Oh shit, revitalization.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
It's whatever, it's nice.
Oh that's so nice.
That's what an extra $40,000 can get you.
Oh my God.
You know what's funny, Chance?
Huh?
You know how I'm gonna do this?
No rabbit cannot.
Your car can't do massages, Nick?
Yes, but good, you know it's funny.
It actually straight up hit me, bro.
When I went to the, when I was changing clothes.
Yeah.
When we figured out that there's that pocket
of hot air in the car.
Yeah.
The Hummer sucks.
I'm glad you've come to realize.
Yes.
Dude, there was a pocket of just hot air.
This car doesn't have that pocket.
It exists everywhere.
Yeah.
Look at this, put your hand up there.
It's not even that big of a difference.
It was actually like fucking nice.
Well, keep in mind, it's also just still hot
in the car, so we just turned it on.
It was, wasn't it like boiling in the other car, really?
Oh my God.
My back was sweaty.
You feel that massage?
That's so nice.
Hey, you can also turn on a cooling seat if you'd like.
Do I take it right here?
No, I don't.
Oh, dude.
I don't think I have my seat.
Nick, you fucked up.
Holy shit.
I can't afford this car, Rob.
Geez.
The thing is, this isn't even like a luxury car.
This is just a sports car that has these things.
Can I say something crazy?
Go ahead, Nick.
This car has something I've never seen before.
Sitting in the back here, on the right side, I can bring down the left side passenger window.
It has a button for me on this side. I have never seen that.
You got all the things here.
Ever.
That's true. It's a nice ass car. This is the best car I've ever owned.
And it has extra cup holders. You've got four cup holders back here.
In the back. Even the back is banging. Only downside, there's no TVs back there.
But then again, we never use the TV in my, uh...
I can watch crunchy roll in my armor, though.
You can have a TV right here.
That screen yourself can watch crunchy roll.
Only crunchy roll?
No, YouTube, you name it.
That's dangerous.
If something ever happens to you, can I have this car?
Like, this is nice.
Yeah, well...
You can have something. You can have this car.
Okay.
Wait, can I have the one dog I like?
You can.
You can have Kota?
Yes.
If both Vicky and I die, you're gonna have Kota.
Does she even like Kota?
She loves Kota. She also hates Kota, but it's a love-hate relationship.
Even I hate Kota sometimes. He punched me in the eye yesterday.
Dude, he punched Ashley in the face. She started eating.
Yeah, he gave her a nosebleed. Yeah, I was just laying on the couch
and then Kota started doing this like, crawl thing,
where he was like, crawling up my chest.
And then one of his paws just fucking hit me right in the eye
and he just pulled it all the way down.
Is Kota the one that's afraid of me?
Yes.
He'll warm up to you.
It's a zoo in my house
Okay, you have three dogs two cats and a lizard. So how's the lizard?
He's chill Nelson. His name's Nelson. His name's Nelson. He's a poor man. He's chill. He sleeps a lot
I really wanted to feed him today on stream, but we it's found him yesterday. Give him a fuck ton of lettuce and
He ate like five roaches, but he wouldn't need any more and then Vicky was like
Because we got six roaches, so we're like,
when we take six roaches out, we want to give them all to them, right?
We don't want to put them back in the roach den.
But he wouldn't eat it, so the roach scurried off and just hid under like a rock.
And now he's still there.
And I think that's like, there's probably a Disney movie based off that roach,
escaping and living, and starting a family and living inside Nelson's cage.
Does he like get his revenge somehow or does he just survive?
No, we find his corpse later.
Okay.
His corpse later he's buried under dirt, old and decrepit and like, crispy, like an old
shell of a cockroach, nothing left inside of it.
Do you have a pet cockroach after we like did some kind of wallow about it?
Yeah, only things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Julia, uh, for...
I had to hold that thing for like 30 minutes in the car.
Yes.
Yeah, I remember that.
Um, no, we all brought in like a secret Santa gift and I got some undercity cockroaches.
They're still in my room, but they're dead.
I got a monitor.
That's pretty good.
You got a good-
Alex stole it.
They're called Madagascar roaches.
And they're still in my room.
They're still on that desk.
They're dead.
You just have dead roaches there.
They have been dead for a year.
No, yeah.
They've been dead for a while.
I debated drowning them.
I just didn't want to squish them
because they're actually huge.
So I feel like if I were to squish them to kill them,
it'd be like, too gross.
So I was going to drown them, but I never got around to it.
So I just let them starve and die over time.
I don't know what's cooler.
I didn't want to throw them wigs.
I think they're invasive.
How can you ever be sad when you just have a massage
everywhere you go?
Like, I would want to drive if I had this car.
Isn't it crazy?
This is awesome.
Yep.
Constantly have a massage going.
And the seats are getting cooled in 100 degree weather.
By the way, High Stream, we're live, it's spaced out, actually.
I don't need to do an intro though, I guess it's just Nick's stream.
There's new people, I can notice. There's new people in the chat.
There are people who will refuse to click My Stream.
Why? Because it's My Stream.
Type 1 in chat if you don't watch NMP on the Wall Stream.
You'll see them flying in a second, or not?
Okay, but that doesn't mean anything.
That's a lie.
I know what we are now.
Look at that.
I can't look at that.
Okay, but don't just type one to anything you say, right?
Type one in chat if you do watch MMP LWL stream.
Give me a lot of twos, man.
It's gonna be more twos than you've probably ever seen before in your life.
Okay, I...
Sorry.
I'm telling you, Rob, I have a personality defect and I have to work on it.
What is your personality defect?
I'm an asshole too.
I still don't think you're an asshole.
I think he is. I think I am.
Okay, but Chance is a bigger asshole than you but he's funnier about it.
So you don't need to learn how to not be an asshole.
You just need to learn how to be funnier with it.
But I was trying to be funny and I know it was laughing at me.
I'm not even trying to be funny.
That's funny. That's like funny.
I was driving in the car, remember with the screen, you know what I'm talking about?
But that's like legit funny that no one laughed.
I fucking love things like that, it's so funny.
Someone says Nick's a narcissist.
Thoughts?
I'm a narcissist too, remember what my dad said to me in the car?
Dude that was so funny.
dad was just like you know there's other people other than yourself in the world
or something like that yeah and my dad like it was random to use a chance you
know what you saw you kind of sound like a narcissist yeah something like that like
it was out of the blue too and the thing is I was talking about like you're
in my life yeah you're no one but no one else was talking how did it make you
feel I mean I get I get it but at the same time it was like no one else is
saying anything and I'm just trying to talk as no one else is so yeah I'm
to talk, how did y'all's day go?
And then y'all don't say anything, so I'll talk about my day, and oh yeah.
Well keep in mind, I've always been kind of quiet around your dad a little bit.
Yeah.
So whose responsibility is it to talk?
And now my analysis is because the first thing I thought about talking about was my day,
you know, and the things that I'm thinking about.
It was like this in the car, Rob, like you were chance, and chances is that dad
was in the bag.
Yeah.
You know just because you're a narcissist doesn't mean you're not a good person
It just means you have to like find a different way to look like for example
When I asked you for a birthday gift you said no and then I said what are you poor?
And then you bought me a watch because I questioned how much money right so you can like work around the narcissism
To make them a nice rule you got to figure out how to get them put a little extra effort in there. Yeah
It's like a challenge. Yeah
See, I actually have told that like back in the day when we used to like hang out a lot more
I would tell my chat like when it comes to chance
He'll do anything as long as you convince him. It's his idea that he's doing it, right?
Like so like when I would ask you to play something
I wouldn't say like hey you want to play this game. I'd be like yeah, there's this game
But I don't know if I want to play it or not. I mean
Of course we're gonna play this game
Maybe I'm a psychopath
I'm so tired of these glasses. I'm so set out of context
They're miserable. They're also super dirty. We have dirty those are
Your finger are you a skin sure? I'm a skint you are it's really bad man. That's bad
I know it's not good. I've been a skin sure and I can't stop. I needed to constantly put lotion on my hands
An anxiety or something. No, it's well, maybe at one point I did but now it's just habit and I get frustrated
Restraided when and my because I eat my fingers they get really dry. Yeah, so then I get these like scabs
And it's one of the I have to rip it off. It's like hanging off, and it's dry and hard
It has to come off. And so now I'm in this constant up like
Circle of endless cycle endless cycle. Yeah
Damn, but maybe initially it was anxiety. I don't remember though. I've done it my whole life
I used to do it and then like it would start hurting and then I stopped
Yeah, I'm going through this light
You almost made it like you made it did I though
That shit was yellow as fuck if twitch asked me I'd say you made it
Yeah, there's cars are just not moving I'm not missing that light I
Just realized the stream can't even see the front of the car so then it just sounded like I just ran a red light
Yeah
Here in the soda poppin TV we take the driving very seriously we drive very carefully on the road we abide by all the rules
Nick I've never gotten a hate thread for driving and looking at chat. No, I'm actually the one of the future
Mr.. You've never gotten it. Yeah, we get that'll do it
That's cute what he thinks about that I'm curious
Dude the only in this and chat will worry people were part one agree with it
And the only time I feel like you can ever look at chat and drive is West Texas because
it's eight hours straight of just a single similar.
This is literally just tumbleweeds.
Yeah.
Maybe you'll have to squirrel it.
It's really not weird that like, yeah, people weren't TTSing today because they just hate
me.
But they know how to do it.
You know, they just didn't want to do it.
They don't TTS for me either man, I don't get donations except Beach Mouse when I,
I literally get more money when I walk away.
I was getting a whole bunch of DTS this morning
before you guys showed up.
Oh, so it's us?
We're the problem.
Who car is that to the right, Nick?
The BMW.
Like that army-grade green.
Oh, that's just a Chevrolet Blazer.
It's a Blazer?
Looks nice.
I actually bought one of those once.
It turned out to be a limiter.
To be a what?
A limiter.
I got a return.
Oh, sure.
We're in a park where I heard...
Where's Knuth?
Knuth's never here, man.
If you're here...
Oh, can you get out?
Yeah, I can get out.
Yeah, I got plenty of space.
Fucking ID, that's all I'm standing for.
I got a donation.
That's as much as we can.
W don't know.
Well...
Uggghhh!
I don't know if Knuth has a good system today to work out.
Okay, we're in part...
So we're doing back today?
Yeah, Nick says we're doing back,
The real person to ask is Canute.
No, because Canute told me back in Texas.
Okay.
Alright.
Of course, still on a little bit.
I'm gonna die.
Where is Canute though?
Oh, wow.
I've never been here.
Never been here?
I didn't even know this place existed.
It's pretty good.
God damn you're tall.
Damn you're tall, fuck.
Did you forget?
Yeah, it's actually, we gotta get inside.
Well, let me go grab the phone.
What's the temperature today?
It honestly might be over 100.
I'm pretty sure I just saw like a bird melt.
Ha ha ha.
I swear to fuck.
What the fuck?
Them burgers, hopefully we don't touch legs today
because them burgers with legs are bad.
Are there some?
No, when I get legs, dude, on leg days,
I throw up, like that shit sometimes.
Chance, cute little bitch last time we were here.
Where's your time to go?
I'm gonna throw up if you do legs
Can't is just seeing anything I can't tell if it's sees anything
Sees anything because like my transition lens. I'm looking at my phone. You driver coming in crazy driver. Oh, it's cool
crazy driver
Heard the fuck up you look good man
Please here
Hey, you never told me I looked good.
Huh?
You never told me I looked good, like that.
Didn't I?
You know what's funny?
Downstairs where I saw your shoes, I complimented them in my head,
and I didn't say how good they looked.
Oh my god.
Wait, are we on the street?
Yes, yeah.
Never mind.
I'm not going to say I was necessary.
There was somebody whose girlfriend
said that these shoes were ugly as hell.
And I was so offended.
I was so offended.
Well, who was it?
You were trying pretty hard.
It was someone you've been very associated with lately.
Is this like the gesture?
Yes.
Yeah, I bet they would say something like that.
You have to sign in.
What do I do?
This is a big day pass.
Day pass?
Yeah, you can meet your mic, too.
Hi, they're telling me to get a day pass.
Yeah, you gotta get a day pass.
Yep, day pass today is $30.
Okay.
You got a 30 bucks for that?
Yeah, I got a 30.
Oh, no, it was my first time.
Do you need my driver's license?
Yeah.
Alright.
And we're here.
Hopefully my glasses stop being transition lenses
because I hate how this looks.
Take it out.
A white Gittery?
Yeah, sure.
This is an expensive gym.
Uh, access card number?
It's up.
Oh, okay.
It's up.
They're all making fun of how expensive this is.
What?
The gym.
It's three bucks a day, but it's like 40 bucks a month.
40 bucks?
I thought it was 60 bucks a month.
This is expensive, Jim.
It's no joke.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Just the required parts, right?
Yeah.
I know how to do it.
You brought a mic.
Nick, your mic is unmuted.
You know that, right?
I'm not saying anything.
Okay.
How long does he know?
Gas pink.
89.
Dude, I actually signed up for that Gold's Gin and never went back.
You still signed up?
Yeah.
I'm so embarrassed to get out there and cancel it.
You know who I miss?
Who?
Finn.
He's supposed to be up there running right now.
Oh, no one's there.
Oh, there's nobody's there.
There's a laser.
Unforged.
Can you get us a drink each?
Sure.
We're gonna wait on the canoes.
Where's Canoes? Not here yet.
I don't want to talk too much because we're all in different locations.
What flavor drink do you want?
Hello, canoes.
I'll just say like a...
Yeah, you too.
Good, actually. No, my neck is fine.
I shouldn't say fine. It's not worse.
Which one?
It's not worse.
Yeah, I was worried it'd be like every time we worked out.
My neck gets messed up. It's horrible the next day.
And I'm good.
I was good yesterday. I'm good today.
Out of the way, left one.
Exactly. So I'm chilling.
I don't like artificial stuff.
Let's take it.
Yep.
OK, let's get this guy.
Hey, so Nick said back.
He posted up.
He said it, Knut said in text that we're doing back.
I said, oh, really?
How about that?
That's what it's about, dude.
I will now show Chad's me and the Nick's games through.
OK.
Well, I'm down to look at that.
OK, can I show this?
It's just about this, um, I guess we're okay.
So there you go.
Hey, yes, sir?
Can we go to the gym today at 1.30?
Yes.
Want to do legs or back as main?
Nick said back.
So it's not Canute saying we're doing back.
It's you, Nick, saying that we're doing back.
Here you go.
Thank you, Nick.
You can say that to me.
How do you mean the legs?
I mean, no one wants to do legs.
We're going to skip leg day.
I'm in the intro there dancing a lot around in that VR.
Hi, I'm Dan.
He thinks I live in VR.
This is one of the other things I live in VR.
Don't you?
I don't.
A little bit of VR here and there.
It's okay.
That's because that's the only time I stream.
I mean, that's okay, man.
Listen, I'm going in a variety.
Everything you do off-stream in VR is not at least two hours of flying the day.
Two hours of not offline.
I'm streaming two hours a day.
All right, well...
I'm becoming a variety streamer.
We're doing back.
Knut, lead the way, and Rob has not worked out in a long time, so this will be funny.
I'm going to kill it.
I'm not the only novice here now.
So Rob, since damn I'm training more of your legs, they will be less sore than yours.
So when they go like insanely hard on the set, you can hold back like the last 10 or 15 minutes.
No, no, no, no, no, I did not hold back my first day. I did not.
Oh, let's just see how it goes.
Just take the chain.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Be sore. It's good for you.
Yeah, I have to be more talking about the soreness after.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just take the shortest man. It's fine. Hey, you gotta get a little swan life. Exactly
Listen, I got a burger in my system. I got this game
Five guys and in and out. Yeah, I swear by can use Nick does not care. I had one bite
I had a whole burger more than one bite and you know you did what four bites
The burgers are mad and then you had one did you ate half my burger in one bite?
I did not you ate half my burger you had a bigger bite
You had more of my burger than me and you had one bite of it.
You're a kind-ticking fucking lie.
That's racist.
Today we start with high roasts.
High roasts?
Okay.
I can't wait.
Yo, we get stronger every day, child.
Huh?
Have you seen how much burger he is?
Oh, you don't have a mic.
Oh my God, hold this.
Space out.
So, Dave won when he was doing chest press on the machine.
This isn't really like directly to bench press for example that it doesn't matter
He could do one rep with 25 pounds place on
That's how many did sweat
Yeah we're getting stronger, the novice gains
Some things are a piece of another thing
Have you ever gone to the gym for a long period of time?
Yeah
And like really gotten stronger?
Yeah me and Alex we did like a year ago
Like a year and a half
Okay
I've never done this, it's my first time
So
All right, my weight that I'm pushing and moving is going up really fast.
We can do this row instead first since he was always finished.
Now we do this.
He was putting it away for us.
It's a pro show in Atlanta going on right now.
Atlanta pro.
It's kind of crazy because you think about it.
I've only done each of these machines a couple of times.
So at the end of the day, like I do this machine,
the next time I come to this machine,
I'm actually increasing the weight.
Sure, it's a week later, but literally,
just one set of recovery, more weight.
One set of recovery, more weight.
Yeah, after the gaming, it is like that, that's insane.
Is you doing protein, are you taking protein and stuff?
No, well, I think I'm creating this part.
I drink some protein shakes afterwards.
I mean, it depends on how much it eats.
You can get it through for that's why.
In and out.
We have a burger, yeah.
Five guys.
All right.
Who's gonna show us?
I'm gonna do a warm up first.
All right.
Today I have this coach.
He swears of doing something called FST7 sets.
So we're going to do one of that in the end of the workout.
so I can really burn it out.
Okay. FST?
Seven.
Oh, this is nice.
This one you let it go a little bit forward, stretch up.
Squeeze.
It's the simplest thing to do.
So let it stretch all the way up.
Almost as you're relaxing and letting it stretch your...
because then you'll feel that it's stretching your...
I think I'm going to like this machine.
Don't feel it from chest to same my flaps are feeling it. I did yesterday. I did shoulder
Shoulders absent one more thing total six
Shoulders you did abs. Yeah
That was fucking suck. Yeah
My abs are so weak like I can barely like you sit ups in bed
We can add one exercise of absent them
I will show you a really good one today. How much weight should I add or do this? This is nothing I feel like okay
That I will give you a little bit better camera angle for this exercise
This guy aren't good nerds. He's only nice and slow. Nice and slow as well
How many such weight? Seven? Seven or eight? Seven or seven? Six. Is this a little bit better view?
You mean how many reps?
As many as you can do.
It's like 10.
Yeah, you want to do 10 so you adjust the weight.
It's just a warm-up anyways.
Yeah.
If my form's bad, can you go correct it?
I mean, it would look good to me, too.
I don't know.
Nice, uh, tanked up neck.
Thanks.
Gas paint.
I'm like you, Knud.
Yeah.
Same level of strength.
Both of them, I gave them, uh, both of them, they're clothing.
Oh yeah?
Oh, they look good.
So he's had horrendous shoulders and he wonders why his neck hurts.
Knud, everyone says my form is horrible.
Oh, look at it.
I don't feel it.
How horrible can it be?
In general, not talking about this machine, it's in general.
It's fine.
It hasn't been that bad.
OK.
So as I told them, so this isn't just going to be boring.
We're going to need to pick on every, like, small things.
So the general rule is control it when you go back, right?
You're just dropping it.
Have control all the way when you go back.
And you can go like, explosive if you want when you're doing the move.
If you do that, you're fine in most things.
I'm trying to explode.
You're probably going to do more weight than both Nick and myself.
I don't know. I don't know what this could be.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Oh, this is not good.
Did he do it on purpose?
Yes.
For sure.
I don't think you meant to actually injure you.
No shit.
I mean, he slide-packed with me like three seconds after I kicked.
I'm like Parkinson's.
I shake.
I mean I think you just tried to attack me, I don't think you've tried to see me off the floor.
You have Parkinson's?
No, I don't actually have Parkinson's, but my hands are very shaky usually.
You ever see that Super Smash Bros guy?
He's like a 32 year old doctor and he got first place in the world championships.
This one really?
Yep.
How you doing?
Whenever it's your old chance at Super Smash Bros.
We have no excuse, isn't that good something?
Okay, and again, maybe he has more experience playing that you know old 25 year old games. So what your elbow is
I know I can actually
Um, it is permafucked now
I could I could theoretically have the metal removed and have star tissue cleared out and have it forcibly straightened
But then I have to go through six more months of physical therapy
So I feel like debate when I want to do that
Dude game day was supposed to be this fun event where I came to get it.
Listen, are you working out today or not?
Huh?
Are you working out today?
Alright, you're up.
I'm sorry to have you here, I was too weak.
I should have gone to the fight.
I should have gotten stronger and side-tracked a little mis-skip instead.
The wrong person fell.
you
I don't remember which string is mine. Mine's over here, right?
I'm so sorry, Rob. Goddamn it, bro.
I'm fine. Guys, I'm fine. Honestly, don't pity me. I'm fine.
Nah, I can't. I hate being pity.
Is that pity?
Since we're not pitying you, go ahead and lift some weights.
Two plates for my band now.
Yeah, probably he can lift two. Hold on, Rob. You're not done.
Oh.
It must be super light for you, right?
45 or 25? Can you left one and throw it?
Ah that's fine, 25.
He's a big man.
What the fuck guys? Like hello?
Big man? We're not pinning you man.
Stop asking for pinning, you got this.
Don't be such a...
There you go, 10 reps.
There you go, 10 reps is what you should be struggling with.
Don't pin him in that much.
Guys, I can't be... I can't do it.
Look at him go! Slow down!
Damn Rob, you're whipping it like an old slowdown.
I can't go slow.
Seven, eight.
I can't do more. Not on my left.
I mean, I can do my right, but I can't do my left.
I mean, this is it, man.
I'll tell you.
That's just where it goes.
When you're in the VR shot and you see this big animal girl,
this is how much they live.
I'm an e-boy in the VR shot now.
It's an e-boy meta.
I have an e-boy avatar now.
There's no e-boy meta.
No, there is.
Okay, so everyone's just gay now.
No, no, no, no.
The guys wear e-boy avatars, and the girls wear big titty avatars.
Have you ever put on a 45? That's enough then.
I thought it was everyone was just like girl animates.
No, but now they have good male avatars.
Do they?
Yeah, and the women love them.
Okay, how many women are there?
Probably like two, if we're not...
Yeah? Okay.
So I'm saying it's like, it sounds to me like there's a lot of gay guys, which is fine.
But that's why you wear the e-boy outfits for the gay guys.
So I could do like that cool e-boy squat, you know?
Yeah, for the gay guys.
The gay guys like that.
Everyone likes it.
No, not everyone likes it.
They do not.
That's a lot of weight.
How much weight were you doing?
45 and 25?
Yeah.
Goodness gracious.
It's not a weight.
Is that good?
More than me, if I'm a lot.
Love you.
But then again, I'm a bitch.
Nick.
Two blacks.
Uh, it's chances turn.
Okay.
It's moving my turn.
45 is enough for you.
Yep.
I think it was a good weight for me.
I mean it felt good for me too, but maybe I'm being lazy.
I don't think Chats could do 45 sides.
They're in the beginning.
I don't know.
Dude, he's like strong now.
Oh, no.
I don't think strong is working.
I remember, I think you were doing 25s.
Yeah.
Am I remembering correct?
I don't think you understand how much stronger
you are now, James.
Is it better for me to do what I did last time
so failure or do less weight, but I do all the reps?
How many reps did you do?
I did eight.
Seven or eight?
Seven or eight.
I mean, you can do about the same weight.
The thing is, they have allowed them science on this.
You're pretty seen as a humble muscle-bro, it doesn't matter that much how many reps you are, as long as you're between 6 and 30.
As long as you're, okay.
So it's a pretty wide range, but I wouldn't aim towards 30.
You did 8, that's a fine range.
As long as I'm doing a lot of weight and I can feel it.
Oh yeah.
That is a range.
Right in front.
Right?
Yeah.
We gotta go to the gym with Ryan at some point.
Yeah, I'll go to the next one, leave me around.
Yeah.
He goes to the gym regularly.
I try 25.
You have a chance?
I'm pretty sure that you were not doing more than 25s on this one at least.
There's no way I went up that much.
That's ridiculous.
That's 40 pounds more.
And I've only ever used this machine a single time.
You're telling me one use of this machine and coming back after recovery is going to
knock me to do 40 pounds more.
Well, you have done more about kick exercises, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I guess that's the right size carry.
But still, really?
Is that makes sense to you?
I mean in the beginning, yeah.
I understand the beginning is crazy, but that's absurd.
But it's not only the muscle there growing to make you stronger.
It's also like central nervous system activating and my body is more into it now.
Let's go!
Okay, there's multiple factors that comes into play.
That's why I have the extreme games in the beginning.
You're not wrong, okay?
All right, I'll try this one.
I mean we take that, we love that, that's good.
I don't even know I think I did about nine two come on Rob ten
I don't like seeing it that it can't straighten I had like a bow where I walked in but the next is Armageddon
I will read your brother's message, I will read your brother's message.
What do you say?
I will forever be stronger than you.
That's it.
I'm actually impressed.
I do.
What do you think?
If Dustin saw me working out.
How about Dustin or the BJ?
Dustin's someone else, but if he saw me, if I got stronger than Dustin, Dustin would lose his mind.
Dustin has never been weaker than me. Ever.
And you get to add more to the queue.
So if that's what you think about it, what do girls think when they see it?
They're probably like, this guy is like fucking gross.
Yeah, can you sign me?
Don't leave me, Jack.
Yeah, come here. I don't want to say it too loud.
Let's see.
I added who's turn is it?
You're a...
I added 45 to it.
Take 3, 45s.
So take the 25 off?
Yes.
Yeah.
Just do the surgery now and get it out of the way.
Unless you have an important shit coming up.
coming up. Yeah I'm a cripple. How many times have you hit your head on these
bars? It has happened before. Yeah it's no way like I'm gonna hit my head at one
point. You're gonna do that? You have permanent soy pos. Oh he dies. Go like this, go like this.
Is that comfortable? No. Yes it is. Really? Me and Chester was on time. It's a good pose.
look, look, look just a second.
look.
What is it?
you put your arm on your fat.
how's that?
he doesn't know.
how do I stand?
I think the form is incorrect.
that's how I mean to stand.
you don't like it?
I'll do the hand on the head.
that looks good.
no...
trying way too hard.
You just can't do the pose man, it's fine, you have no game.
But it only looks like I'm trying hard because you're like conscious of it.
If someone didn't know me, they'd be like, that guy seems alright, right?
With your arms, with your hands on your hips?
You look like you're exhausted.
Life's hard.
And when you cross your arms, it's like you're a bouncer.
I don't want to be a bouncer, damn.
Yeah, cute ghost.
I feel like I'm being stronger just looking at this.
Oh my god.
Dude, I'm like seeing things in like his body
that I didn't know existed on a human body.
You have muscles that can actually grow?
Yeah.
So I got asked by Eugene to sponsor him in fighting.
Why?
I don't know.
He just called me and said, hey, dude.
What up, man?
So you know Aiden Ross's boxing tournament,
how it's proceed?
I want to be a fighter, but for you.
Oh.
But like, do you know anything about that?
Yeah, I watched some of his fights, Brandon.
What am I looking at?
What is it?
It's just a stream of fucking people fighting men.
Is this shit streams?
I mean, isn't every stream now this kind of shit?
Yes, but like, it's absolutely not the worst of that.
I mean, look, is the question, is it entertaining?
Yes, it is.
Okay.
I do watch it in my free time.
But it's not like it's some super professional thing,
it's just Aiden Ross doing his boss.
Any crypto involved?
There's always crypto everywhere, baby.
Yeah.
There's absolutely crypto involved.
We love crypto.
Who's even fighting? Isn't he like a little kid?
He's 19.
Who's he gonna fight?
He's 5'7".
What?
Right.
His life is pretty much going to be the best thing going forward.
I'd be careful what I say.
But what is that sponsorship?
What is that?
What do you have to do?
I don't know. That's what I'm asking.
What is the lift on my end? How does this work?
Do I even do this? I don't know if I do.
I'm sending in some guys from Dark and Darker.
I barely know that Spokes a Lot of Pots 19
going into a big brand risk event to fight people.
Do you think you can knock them to the back of the head?
He might.
He might I don't know the context of anything it's just it's just fighting but I think that different creators like
Ex-GC wasn't being involved sponsoring my guy
Huh?
The Ex-GC was in...
Yes, that's he brought up Felix. He's like Felix sending a guy. You did the same thing. I'm like, I don't even know what ate him
I don't know this event. What event are we even talking about here?
so I said I'd look into it and
He messaged me today. He's like any news. I'm like this was yesterday, man
Give me a... So now I'm asking, what the fuck is this even thing, what is it?
The question is, is it like you're paying something?
I don't think I pay anything. I don't know. Do I?
But ask him. He probably knows.
He doesn't.
I think he's just looking for an opportunity. He streams at ten viewers.
I mean, it could be fun to do it.
Right? Yeah, I mean, again, does it cost me anything? I don't know if it does.
We could go to my admin watch the show.
Fuck that, I'm not getting it. See, that cost me a flight.
Even if the flight's free, I have to sit on a flight. I gotta sit on a flight back.
I could just stay home.
I'm gonna go 45 for my left.
Now, if I can just open the stream.
Do the same on both.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I could just wash the stream from home, you know what, sure, man.
Man in my day.
You can't, you think Felix went down there?
Exactly.
Oh, that might be a bit too heavy for me.
But then again, it's like, do you even think they would let me into that event?
You know.
Yeah.
I don't know if they would.
I don't think I'm with that crew at all.
Bro, Aiden's not a bad dude.
Like, if you weren't doing it, it would get worse.
It's not about being a bad dude, it's a matter of, does anyone in that circle, I'm
a who in that circle?
He doesn't know who you are.
He knows, but that's not what matters.
What matters is, would these viewers that I have know?
I think I'm a who in that circle.
Genuinely.
And that's fine, but it's like, do I have that's way
to get someone else in that gets 10 viewers?
I don't think I do.
I also have no way to message him.
I can message him.
Can I have a big scope?
Please.
Genuinely.
Wait, Aiden, I might get hooded.
Yo, I got Aiden contacted, but I got him on VRChat.
Who's next?
Okay, I'm gonna give you a message in three.
Did you know that Aiden did a VRChat dating show?
Yeah, it was really funny actually. I remember that. That's the one. You actually did really good
Yeah, that was really funny. I remember that you'd piss me the fuck off
So what are those what is what is this stuff on your hand for just don't make the hole to get
You just don't think about the great. Okay. You can try
Okay, what do you leave a message in?
He's got like plus stats like bracers
Just gonna say there's a guy that I can sponsor him and figure out about and throw up to it that uh...
Okay, we might need to go the long way. Let's go to XGC first.
Okay, so I have to message Felix to message Aiden.
There it is.
Oh!
I mean, it's like, do I care this much? I don't know if I care that much.
Someone says, do you want to get eagle at 34 years old and then they're hazing into you?
Where does this guy live?
I don't know.
Dude, I've talked to this man one time. I played to talk to him.
He's a very nice kid.
nice kid. That's the extent of which I know him. One disc one call. This guy is a very
nice kid and you want to send him to the boxing ring? No. But I told him this. Listen, I sat
in the call with him. He's on stream and he got annoyed with me because I had doubts.
I'm like dude, are you sure you want to do this? Let him live the dream. That could
be the change in time. Let me live my dream dude. Let me do me. Let me do me's dream.
Hey, God bless dude, God bless, come on.
And he took a giant Vong rip.
Hey, so just let me in, bro.
Yeah, he is. He is in shape.
That's pretty strong.
But I don't know what like...
You know, a bunch of people smoke weed. He's got this.
You know? Big athletes.
Yeah, he lifts.
I don't know how strong these other people are.
Like, he might be going to get his 5'7".
There's an insane amount of different levels there.
Yeah, right?
They are complete idiots.
They could find him enough, a poleman.
Some are more decent.
Yeah.
We'll have to wait and see.
Who's next?
I think it's me.
That's three sets, right?
Yeah, that is three.
Yeah, we're done.
I like this machine.
It's good.
Yeah, I'm starting to like the real easy machines that
are just plug and go.
The thing that I like about Aiden's fights is he'll put people in the ring that I would never watch.
I know who they are from Instagram and stuff, but I've never actually watched their content.
So I do know Gypsy Crusaderies. Never heard the name in my life.
He's the most racist person you can ever find.
Like hateful racists or funny racists?
Well, yeah, he's horrible.
He has a criminal record.
Oh, wow.
You know he's absolutely just one of the worst people on the planet. Yeah, and they and Aiden had him fight against
Superhot fire remember that guy, but you're not a rapper. Yes, right. So super hot fire was fighting gypsy crusader in the ring
I was like, oh my god. It was a battle of racism
The race is one. Did he win? Yes
Man, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I was pissed
I was I wanted to see because I really hate this guy yeah crusader you know
and I was hoping you just get his shit pushed in buddy one no yeah he won
I was so mad all right we're going to do the role-exercise someone's wanting
from there and stuff that's my where my phone go I don't know I put in your
backpack you did okay thank you that works
Chance, I have a better idea.
Huh?
Why don't we sponsor NMP into this event?
True, you wanna go fight?
That we can do, we will stand behind NMP.
Remember how you were talking about that Crusader guy or whatever?
Jipsy Crusader?
A lot of people feel the same way about you.
So get your ass in the water.
I'm as bad as Paul Miller, the racist.
Yes.
Ah, that's fucked up. Let's go.
Who would I even fight Chance?
I don't know, man.
Like the Racist guy.
I didn't even know.
Get sicker, say it, Nick, you hate this!
Dude, he'd beat the fuck out of me, bro. He's like 6'7".
Gah!
He's huge!
Who races for so strong?
Nick.
He's a criminal.
Are you saying he has a stat bonus because he's a criminal?
Yes, if you're a criminal, it means you're willing to do things others or not.
Do you think they like to gouge your eyes out?
Some shit.
I mean, if you've got any prison time, prison motherfuckers, they work out.
They have nothing else to do.
Well, chance starts off.
Me? All right.
Ah, okay, getting in the sink's a bitch.
Do you remember this well?
Yes.
Was it, uh, but no, it shouldn't be much left.
It's just a pure flexing it.
Oh, someone need to have the pill.
This won't put her up, so you can't reach down.
Someone said he was poked.
How's that?
What do you think about that?
I don't even want to, like, say who would win that.
Oh my god.
Clippy, guys.
Clippy.
NMP wants to fight Pogue.
I don't know where my elbow should be going.
The thing is you look slightly retarded if you do it again.
But if you do it correctly as well, it just looks like you're doing it.
Okay, we gotta add weight to it for me.
I'll just try.
Yeah, it's just to get the feeling.
I don't know what to do with my mic while I'm doing this.
I think I got to move this to the outside like you.
It doesn't really work otherwise.
Okay, what do you want to do?
You can stand there as well.
Because I think you were standing so far down.
That you're really like this.
You see?
Yeah.
The arms are now almost like biceps curl.
So you don't want that you want to be more there
So Nico Nico Senpai says of course he wants to fight social mouth why not fight someone you could actually lose to like Rob
True why don't you fight Rob dick because I I could never hit him
Ever well, I heard he doesn't even have a working elbow man. That's true. I have one arm
But think about it, if I beat your ass with one arm, it's a lose-lose.
You know what, in the Disney movie, if y'all had a fight,
Nick would start punching the elbow and targeting your weak spot.
But the fight would be a lose-lose.
The loose-to-me lose-to could lose.
The loose-to-me would be the first throw.
Could y'all sort of call it?
Yes.
And bigger in general.
But I'll cheat to win. I like punching the balls or something.
Drive elbows to more tapes.
If that's possible.
Yes.
This looks good.
So I had a thought the other day, and I was wondering if we're at that point, but...
Yeah, let's do about it.
Sorry.
Okay, it seems like Aiden Ross community is an example, or even Kaisa that community, whatever.
If I were to play, say, like, Lincoln Park and Rise Against, would it make that as boomer music?
Yes, 100%.
100%.
That's boomer music?
It is, yeah.
What?
It is, yeah.
Okay, on YouTube now they have Gen Z reacts to Linkin Park.
None of them have ever heard it.
And they're like, okay, this is pretty good.
I've never heard this before.
Shut the fuck up, are you serious?
I didn't, do I have to adjust this?
That's old person music though?
Um, is it just like that?
No!
It's not.
It is, it is.
It is not.
Like, no, like Swing Low Sweet Chariot,
like from the fucking 60s.
That's old person music. You think that's from the 60s?
From the 30s.
From the 1600s.
That's the slave song.
Yeah, yeah. So that's old.
Or I don't know, Tom Jones.
We can take that. I mean, it's a classic.
You know Tom Jones? You know about him.
You know, he's part of my family.
What? My aunt is Mary J's son.
Wait, no way.
Did Carlton dance? Yeah, Tom Jones?
My aunt on my dance side is Mary J's son.
Okay, we're talking about Tom Jones, not Carlton, right?
The White Tom Jones. Well, you said the Carlton dance, but that's the song.
It is. Yeah. Wait. That's part of my family.
Yeah. So think about it this way.
When we were in like the early 2000s, 1980s music was oldie station.
ACDC's not old. No, no, but the thing I'm saying is like, theoretically, like...
the weights yeah where are the weights this is we're talking like this is 90s
get that was like 2000s I think you need a 45 yeah the 2000s in retrospect is
like oldies no it's not yes it is no it's not it's 30 years old it's not it's
not okay for it to be old because it's like you walk away motherfucking tin get
that tin off the fucking fine fuck it's 10 pounds gonna do but I must say the
taste kids as in music today that is worse than what we were listening to
I mean I'm saying like what are the what is their songs what are their songs it's
it's fun I was I don't know I don't know I'm rapping
this is the better music from today
exactly they don't have anything so you can't call Lincoln Park old because
it's like the only one of the good things left
They could be good and old.
Huh?
They could be good and old.
Excuse me.
I don't know.
They sound like the old soul music.
Dude, those songs are babies.
Do they say like an old song from Drake?
They call that old?
Yes.
God's plan is old.
God's plan is old?
Yes.
That was last week.
Hell no, it wasn't.
Was it not?
That's true.
That's 2000 fucking years old.
I don't even like that song.
That song sucked ass.
Let's ask Juliana.
They were five years old.
What was God's plan earlier this time, Drake?
I hate it.
I hate perspective.
Yeah.
Ghost time.
Okay, hold on what we do am I in my next yes, I can't do that. You can try it try it try it. I
Really don't know if I can do this
I was feeling it with no weight. Oh you got this bro. When you listen to today's music
It's so garbage that even fuck for both God's plans 2018 guys
We got to take these off and put on 25. I cannot be 40 hot
I'll go after chance because I feel like it's like chance to me than you than him
All right, so we'll just do that order. All right, we need a 25
You need a 20-step bitchin
We're 25s. I see 25s there. Wee
Probably at 25. I got one canoe. I mean
Yeah
Oh, you got him. We got him. We got him
Do you think every day at the end of like when the gym is closing someone has to go around and fix all the weights?
and put them in their appropriate places
They're probably doing multiple rounds per day
Yeah, I can see that
I mean, this isn't even the worst they're making today
It is far off the work
So should I like the mirror on the floor?
What's the point of that thing?
You're too tall
You can also re-move the chest
Place and just sit
without that one
Or grab your legs there
Oh my God!
We should have a chance to do the grilling today.
We're teaching you how to become a man, dude.
Kill yourself, I'm not doing shit.
I'll watch.
I don't know how you're doing it.
You have to learn.
I can watch.
What time do you see that?
Uh, six.
We have six.
We're doing the steak.
Ninety, man.
See, this isn't that old of a song.
This is 50 Cent, bro.
Yeah, 50 Cent's great.
He's still pumping this stuff up.
There's a line from the sauce.
It's 50 cents.
50 cents? No, it's 50.
You can say that. I can't.
This isn't real.
This is the best.
Rob, you are ripping the fuck out of that one.
Read a page of a Harry Potter book.
You want to see it in red?
Sometimes.
Two times since the start with Jim.
Yeah, I know.
This is in his nature.
Oh fuck I'm dead
Rob that was so easy for you. No, it wasn't really I larked it. I made it look easy. Let me try I suffered I
Think you can just put it up okay, but it makes this run. I mean, it's tasty. Let me taste it
Moves your head I
I think it's actually one of the best reps.
This is the most insane paragraph.
What?
Okay.
And he said ask Knut.
Okay.
I don't know if I'm about to say something.
Okay.
Read this Knut.
Look at that.
I was just told that the young black woman found his mother.
Do you know what he said?
Okay.
So this kid said ask Knut what his thoughts are on the young black woman they found
Hanging from a tree behind an abandoned house in Mississippi making headlines
I don't know I had my phone I was like why are they saying ask Canute about this this
That is insane.
What are you doing in your free time?
Hanging around, man.
You still play hockey, Nick?
Yep.
Every day?
Every Sunday.
Is your team win?
Yep.
What do you mean by yep?
Sometimes.
Okay.
Very good.
What do you mean by yes?
Sometimes.
Okay.
Very different.
I got inspired by your play the horse game.
Oh you played that tower defense?
How far did you get?
I don't know the name of the...
You described the match.
I finished the one that looks like a roater coming in.
I think I know.
So you did like four levels?
Not more.
Oh you might be farther.
I didn't get that one.
You were about the same as me.
What was your favorite tower?
The gunner probably because it's busted it's early tower so it gets the strongest
I wanted to play it yesterday, but I got distracted by something. Oh my gosh. Same. It's actually a point. I'm gonna become a gameplay streamer
You are yeah, why I want to do that now. I mean, okay, so what are you okay?
You are on stream right now. Yeah, you need to boot up a game. Yeah, what is it?
PUBG's like you'll this ah your channel's dead
You just killed your channel for the day. What are you doing?
I think people are kind of getting in tune with the fact that no game is going to last
more than a week so why bother?
True.
I mean we were playing Miss Fall Hunters and Vicky and I were like autistically bragging
like top 20 in the world but I'm not even good.
That's how much we played.
And yeah I'm sitting here like this I'm checking Steam player count and I'm watching
it drop and I'm like it's happening again no game lasts longer than we are
creators our creators lasted a while that's true but is it dead now yeah okay
see the normie fan base hasn't really caught up with the fact that games
inevitably just fucking die now well that will last it for a while wow yeah
What?
And I kinda like that when like new versions of games came out, like, I feel like Riot games
like killed new games because they basically made it so you just release karma updates
and just make money off microtransactions.
Yeah, but like that fucked up a lot, like, they'll never be another mobile game, right?
It's just how it works.
They're gonna do that and they're smart to do that.
I hate that, though.
I feel like that makes me suck.
Missful 100 and I'd still have 30k.
They're all Chinese bots.
Like, I queue up and every other team
is a Chinese bot trying to feed their family.
I think you're on 55.
And it's frustrating, because they don't even play the game.
They just run from you.
Like, their whole build is smoke bomb and invisibility.
Zero combat spells.
They don't even kill PvE.
They just loot things and then hide and sell.
You're up.
If you don't feel that good time, you should play through Souls game.
Dark Souls?
I mean, women too haven't done them yet, because they're so old that might be a little...
I do mechanics, so the games aren't as good as the newer ones.
Really?
Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne...
You wanna hear my strategy for me being a gameplay streamer?
Okay, so this is Instagram that I made with Patchy a while ago?
Oh god, it bad start.
What?
gameplay streamer instagram hold on hold on chance stay with me now okay damn it
some the little bit more up towards me some the little bit up from the dare
yeah okay all right so this is what I want to do let's
say I'm playing an arc raiders every time I get a kill an arc raiders this is
what would happen a camera would flip the heart of like this
Come on
You just do that over and over again. Sorry sorry sorry
Every time we I got a kill you just do this
You wouldn't tell me I want to get a lot of views doing that
They're gonna get a lot of you the people that don't give a fuck about your gameplay
Every time I get a kill shoot us do this
Every kill I
Mean no no your channel is dead. Why?
Because you're only gonna farm gooners. Remember ninja? Yeah, that was for kids
That's true for gaming you got to get the kids
So you're gonna have catchy do like a sexy dance to farm children
Hey, man, they come they come in one way
the channel the channel to the channel guys oh
My they got a million by my Instagram
I'm telling you Nick, if you want viewers to view, just farm this.
What do you mean farm this?
Because they're fast.
And that is so right.
So, they're commuting to your path faster than mine.
It's insane.
But it's lost.
I'm not kidding.
If you want to be a gameplay streamer and you want to do the Instagram route,
you need to log in to NBA2K.
I'm not kidding.
Maybe burn peanut.
Get like an annoying orange avatar.
When you turn off your stream.
I can do that.
How do you do that?
They're all going to leave.
Why would they leave?
Because you're not playing any games.
I'm going to play a game.
Yeah, but you're going to be having catch you do a sexy dance whole time.
Your community is going to be like, I don't want to be around this.
I get a bunch of gooners like, whoa, show catch you do this.
You get like a five kill streak and no one will even know what's going on.
What's the goal for your gaming channel?
You try to be funny?
Are you trying to be pro?
I want to make money.
Okay.
What's money?
What's next?
I mean, it's how it goes.
Who's next?
You just win, right?
Find the game that you subbed.
You can't find the pro to coach you in it
and go from bottom to top.
Oh my god, you're an idiot.
There is a game that you can play.
What? Star Citizen.
I mean, go ahead, Nick.
Okay, I'll do Star Citizen.
What do you do in Star Citizen?
What is dumb question?
like don't you just sit there and like that's such a dumb question what do you
do you I'm not gonna you spend 50 grand on a ship you sit on it and then the game
crashes Nick will not answer that dumb question because you can't because the
game is bad you're right you know you start this is you are amongst the stars
and that's all you need to know it's not all you know maybe for you what do
What do you do in Star... What a question!
What do you do in World of Warcraft?
You kill raid bots, you farm a little...
Well we don't have that in Star Citizen.
Yeah, I know you don't. You buy boats and you call it a day.
They're ships, but yeah, it's the same fucking thing.
Yeah, I bet it drives like a boat.
Do you know what zero gravity feels like?
No, I don't, neither do you.
No, you don't. You know what? I would make a sub-boat.
Chance and Nick Star Citizen.
You know what? How about I just jump in a pool and tell you what zero gravity feels like?
It's just about the same. There's a reason why astronauts train underwater.
Do they? Yes, they do.
Wouldn't you say there's more water pressure on the wires to grab these more?
What are you saying right now? The more down you go the more water pressure is to grab these little bit heavier.
Yes, but that's why I don't go that deep. So then we try that hard to do that.
You should do that.
Yeah, look at my 14mm.
Wait, see me that's like we're posting a mountain channel.
Yo, we comparing clip farming and some pairing?
Dude, these guys are like watching clip farming.
I actually wanted to get you here and study.
Did I, Jesse?
Yeah.
We're having a Jesse.
And then I actually want to lose him.
Just because I need to help you, I remember last time I got my blood pressure back.
Me too, Jesse.
Yeah.
Okay, I have an idea.
Is that your plan to hit lurking here?
Off six years?
No.
I thought that was yours.
I can't think of the bottom of this here without a grub.
I want to remember the feeling.
You have that side music.
Nick, you have a waste of lift.
Watch and lift.
That's how it works.
It is how it works.
Come on.
We've got cooking to do.
Hey, Nick, can we be respectful to Mr. Chance's...
You're ruling us, by the way.
I saw the...
I saw the cooking.
Especially on this machine.
That's a good video.
This is the machine?
Hey, man.
That's a good video.
Who's your favorite rapper, Nick?
Who?
Who's your favorite rapper?
He said shut up.
I don't know that guy.
The only rapper I know is like Eminem and 50 Cent.
Same.
I'm old school.
Is Drake a rapper?
I think so.
Is he like Alice Gambino?
I don't know.
Vanilla ice and the best rap album is the Chrome x 2001.
No doubt.
Is that Lil Wayne?
Dr. Dre.
That's right.
Dr. Dre.
All Dr. Dre songs are the best.
Wait, you like rap?
Yes.
I thought you were racist.
Can I be at both?
All right.
I'm still in the culture and still in the way.
Where is your that one a little bit later on the forums?
Here, you're up next.
Okay.
We'll turn and steal your legs.
We'll use you that one a little bit later on the forums.
Here, you're up next.
Oh, does your chat say base?
Would people say stuff like that?
Yeah, well, let's go look.
Do what they're saying.
No, no, no, no, just lol.
Are you doing this?
Whatever.
Anything racist I was on my stream,
my chat always spam is base.
I'm like, bro, it looks so bad.
Look bad to who, man?
We're not getting any new viewers.
That's true.
That's not true.
I don't think so.
I was plus 85 followers today, actually,
and they were all Rob viewers,
Thank you Rob for the followers.
Look at that.
Transaction.
Complete.
That's been nice.
Mmm.
Not without the Dray.
Good.
I love Dray.
Yeah.
Everything, like, I like the Wu-Tang songs, or Wu-Tang fan songs are great.
I love the Eminem songs too, they're always good.
I don't like modern rap.
Modern rap is horrible, and I can't believe it still.
Like, I thought it would kind of die off at the same rate as Dubstep or The Fortified.
The dubstep is kind of iffy now, but mumble rap is still kicking hard, and it makes no
sense to me.
You don't have to listen to big L, the ending, that's a good one.
What's like your main genre?
I guess it's like new metal, huh?
Like you're a new metal guy.
Am I?
I don't know.
I have moments.
Have you ever listened to modern day metal?
Maybe.
Maybe like you would like it with the music piece that you have modern day metal is really good actually I might I did my time
And I went out so abusive
It doesn't cut it's a great song so vibrant the record name
Modern metal is like pop music with a heavy metal breakdown in the middle
I might cringe out of the bit it sounds really good. I bet some of it is I just
I mean, I don't dip my toes in new music anymore.
I'm completely turned off your toes in, bro.
Nothing, my playlist and 101X radio.
96.7.
When was the last time you even had an orgasm?
Last night?
Hey, don't.
Big W.
So is that why you missed the meeting?
Maybe a little bit.
They were sad not to see you.
Yeah, it's not going on the drive.
I was tired.
You have to do it later about it.
Yeah.
How many are we doing?
Is this more?
One more rep.
All right.
How much was I doing again?
25?
25, yeah.
And you just buried your 25 under that 45?
I did.
What a mistake.
You got it?
Yep.
What are these?
It's actually good because this is like the one thing that's the hardest for me is
these workouts.
Really?
I'm glad we're doing this.
Don't hurt yourself if it's too much.
No, no, I'm not hurting myself.
I think that's the hardest for me is these workouts.
Really?
I'm glad we're doing this.
Don't hurt yourself if it's too much.
No, no, I'm not hurting myself.
So what do you do in physical therapy?
Like what do they do to you?
Um, their therapy's great.
I've never been.
So I would go there and do a bunch of exercises.
Like?
I actually lost a lot of weight.
Like wall push-ups, like these little like light weights and stuff, and like things
with like rubber bands.
And then there was this guy named Gary Bees and he would like massage my arm.
And then I'd be like, man, like, does anyone like ever do these nuts joke with your name?
And he was like, I've never heard that before.
And the nuts funny.
I was like, oh, interesting.
Was he being sarcastic?
No.
I think he was being deadass.
But he would massage my arm and I'd sit there and be like, well, don't pop a bone.
This is like a dude touching your arm.
Like, this is weird.
You're talking to yourself?
Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah, let's do some workouts.
Come on, guys.
Come on, what?
Wait, you fucked him?
No, not yet.
Maybe next time.
What?
I was joking.
I actually don't like.
So you really just do workouts?
I think you do a little bit.
No, I hate men, actually.
Okay.
So you just do workouts,
just whatever you do, Spanley?
You do like light workouts
and like different things
and then they like massage your arm.
Okay.
Like some like butter, oil, shit.
Interesting.
Yeah.
And then I figured as much.
You need something to pool?
You ever go in the pool?
No.
No?
No.
This one's really light for it.
No, it's not.
But do it slower.
The lip one is hard.
Slower on the way down.
Hold back a little bit.
Yes.
Dan, your arms are so uneven and awkward.
I know.
It sucks.
It's not even sucks.
So I can do about it.
I mean, if I can work it up.
Huh?
You just have to show him some fit in that forearm.
Bro.
I'm sorry.
Don't pity me.
OK, I'm finishing up.
That was it.
I'm so sad, I'm so sad.
I mean, you've got to cook later.
For us.
Yeah, that's it.
I can't, this guy's dead.
Yeah, Nick.
Dead fish.
What?
Get in there.
And then we can move to the next machine.
This is our second machine today, that's it.
We're moving slow with that one.
We haven't been there for that long now,
but since we stopped in training.
Feels like you've been here for a while, am I crazy?
I mean, we stole a bit before.
Well, the problem is we have to put the weights
on myself and stick to the wall.
How much?
45?
Yeah, have you watched the VOD there?
You see that most of the guys did it myself.
Well, Nick, whenever you get any credit.
Can we get help out a little bit too though?
Yeah, I don't do shit.
It's okay.
I mean, well.
So who is this singing right now?
Sounds like Drake to me.
Greg?
Holy fuck, I'm laughing at this government.
The Jack, what?
The Sajimo.
And that's Rob, no mute, broken, elbow, alpha.
Oh he doesn't have any of them anymore.
Do you not?
The meta is dead.
I kind of ended it.
So when you play games, do you have like some random like hoe just in the corner?
No I don't do that anymore.
You don't?
No.
Oh he did not help yous anymore?
I mean I'm sure he could.
I just don't want to do it anymore.
Fair.
I want to eventually branch out some more variety.
Fair.
I had no juice left.
We do one more back exercise.
Okay.
And that, and we're doing two sets.
and then a FST 7 sets the way more.
Okay.
And that's it, pull it back.
All right, let's go.
I'm working up a sweat, baby.
Good.
You should be sweating at this point.
Can you grab that 45 on the floor?
Yeah, I got it.
Let me just think what we can do.
Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.
I've done high row.
This is kind of mid-fad row.
We can do a pull-down and since they're doing F-tab
anyone in chat that knows what FST7 and set this
FST7
Yeah, this sounds like a concoction
it just gets extra blood into the muscle, that's what it is
Are we doing drugs?
Excuse me, excuse me, toilet
I love the song
Makes me wanna poop
In the song
Let's go get a buck.
What's up next?
Fs.
Fuck it.
I don't know.
We're doing drugs, apparently.
Well, when we first say, I won't be the last time, do you?
Nope.
So when is the next pod episode?
We're going to drugs.
I don't know.
I've been training myself.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
I know.
See, Ben was also so tight, we can do it pull down.
So do one, not warm up, but more Peter set.
Just get used to the movement.
Right.
Okay.
So there's actually people in your church, so there's no bodybuilding, I saw one.
Really?
There's in Nals, there's Siemens Kultus, Chris Bumstead.
So they know stuff?
Chris Bumstead is the most famous person in Christmas in the Hanse Valley.
Over Arnold Schwarzenegger?
No.
Maybe not over Arnold?
Yeah, not over Arnold.
But that's because Arnold has done other things, Siemens has only done fitness
or...
Why was he so famous for...
I'm sure.
Okay.
Alright.
I was so ominous.
Alright?
I'm sure.
What are we about to do here?
Dude, do you know who Mario's put you down, Steve?
He's bringing up Instagram.
I don't even have a name.
I don't even have a website.
Dude, that has to be the most morbid platform besides Facebook.
Yeah, it is.
This is why I was the most famous.
So everyone thinks it's the most handsome one.
Okay, so we've got a gigachat face, that's why.
Show the stream.
I'll show them.
I just see the Roblox gigachat face.
True, same.
I'm so great, man.
So that's why he's famous, is his gigachat face?
He's Canadian, it's relatable.
He's Indian?
Canadian.
Canadian, I see.
Like he's down, he's chill, he's not like, oh my god, he's not the type of, oh my god, I'm the best.
He's like humble dude, he has everything that makes him a likeable person.
But I feel like that has to be... it can't be that uncommon.
That's that uncommon, yes, in this circle. Holy fuck.
Really?
40s, come on, 40s.
All right.
Thank you for doing it.
How much weight am I doing here?
No.
You can start with...
25.
Can you put a 25 on that?
Yes, just...
Have I done this machine before?
If you see this, well, you would think this is...
He looks like a great guy.
Yeah, he seems chill.
Again, that has to be more common there.
No, he's probably marketing and networking and posting and algorithming.
Of course.
And then how many followers does that have?
What do I do here? Just pull it down?
Yes, just 25.7 million followers.
Am I doing this right?
Well, it's good to know.
How much?
Just do something to get used to the momentum.
Like that? Is this it?
But when you just pull it straight down.
You should go a little bit forward with your upper body, okay? Lean a little forward.
Lean forward and just pull straight down.
Like that?
A little bit more, yes.
Okay.
Let me do one.
I feel like I'm going down.
I think you're swinging your arms out.
Yeah, you shouldn't go this way.
Move a little bit out.
You're doing this?
Yeah.
But the machine does that though.
is it his arms are doing it are they not? no no no it's just not
how's it different? it's just his arms are swinging like this
oh so never swing like that? just straight down and up
ok
up
let me get this
this is my reps, my reps, still my reps
stay in your game
I don't have to do it it's important
try to hold wider
correct?
you're still a little little bit, you see?
yeah
maybe it needs to...
hahahaha
okay, sorry
fine, let me read you just
it was a step to the Islam
so tell me if it's wrong
I don't know why you're doing this
I don't know why they're doing that guys, what is it that is doing different from me?
It's better?
Try to keep your elbows and shoulders.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
I think like that.
Yeah.
You're still saying a little bit but it's not.
It's way better.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's what it is there was fine.
Okay, maybe I have long fucking arms man. I don't know.
You're gonna have to wait until I make you faster.
You can lower the seat possibly.
I'm good, right?
So I do not flip them in.
Well...
You do the chest up a little bit.
Okay, okay.
Who is this?
I couldn't tie him in.
Yes, that's good.
Do you want to hear a comforting feeling?
Yeah.
The world is so big and so many people are doing so many different things.
If you ever feel like what you're doing is like a big deal it is it?
That's true.
How's that comforting?
If you ever get like a hate threat, you can literally say to me,
nothing you does or nothing you do matters.
That's not necessarily true because it matters to you.
But if you ever feel like everyone hates you, they don't.
Because they don't really know you.
Sure. Do you have a hate thread on you already?
No, for what? What do I do?
I'm asking you, are you venting about a hate thread you have right now?
No, I'm trying to make you feel better.
No, I feel fine. I get great threads.
Nick, you can't change the way that people look at you.
Exactly.
You can actually.
I mean, you can try.
I hold a gun to your head and say, love me. It might happen.
This can't be it. Is this it?
I would maybe put your arms up.
chest up more what do you mean more this is how you live in it I'm stretching it
you're doing this like this my chest doesn't move
well this is a good yes I look like I'm sucking it bro
This thing really is kind of just
I won't stop thinking about that next one
That could be a gift for sure
This is really nice
See, we got a nice smooth tip
This is a little harder with water
It goes forward
Enough to mark, let's try it now
It's crazy how little actual like control I have over my own body.
What?
Like move your arms back.
I'm like what?
What do you mean by that?
How?
How can I move my arms back from here?
Can you hear us?
But um uh...
Yeah we need to put some weight on that motherfucker.
Yeah.
No we don't.
Not for me.
I just need to find the better uh...
Well, I guess myself learning how to do proper form.
How much? Can you?
Uh, two forty-five semifinals, thirty-five.
Three forty-five semifinals?
No, he said two.
He said two forty-five, man.
Yes.
God!
Well, fucking workout is getting the plates on the thing for you.
I get more of a workout from moving these weights to anything.
I just have to find the, these are easier to put on the machine.
Third.
Third, I knew we haven't seen him for ever fucking wake wild over all.
Where is Wake? What is he up to?
Well, he's just doing his own thing, man.
Like what?
Just fucking...
What is his own thing? What is he doing?
He streams at 10 hours a day.
10?
Yeah.
Doing what?
Just watching everything.
Watching things?
Videos, talking to a reactor.
you
You
That's pretty even
Oh, it's definitely nicer.
When it comes to hold it.
Chest up.
Got it?
I think you can do that.
I can't get in that corner
But you have to do it right
If this is correct for him, maybe I can probably up the weight next time
I'll just do more reps
Yeah
Next step for pushing him on
If this is going to do it, head bend around
This is currently second break
I...with my left arm, that's probably the highest I could go
Now if you just do what you have to do with that injury, right?
But try not to go down.
Stop there.
Just go there.
Because you're almost starting to push.
You see?
When it goes past, it's almost like pushing it down.
Nice, yeah.
And then it's not involving back.
But you can go more forward, up with the chest.
I think we can solve it by lifting a seat. Maybe with a shoulder.
So when the machine swings it goes back in.
That makes sense.
Alright, how much weight for them?
He's doing 45. I'm doing this.
Okay. I like those bands they're just eight to put on. I don't think it's necessary for me yet.
But you will get used to putting them on.
Yeah, it's definitely easier to lift that shit, it's definitely more drippin' out of it.
Interesting, it's about to break, you can just, you can just stop it like this and it's stuck.
Ooh, we get to see your doggies.
Yeah, you do get to see the doggies.
I'm so excited.
Yeah, Louis, Louis is a cutie pie.
Oh, I don't care about that one.
You like Kota.
Oh, give me some Kota, man.
Kota's great.
Holy fuck.
Kota's the only one allowed to sleep in our bedroom.
Kota reminds me of Kevin, so Kota's a good boy, yeah.
Actually, Kevin didn't die, bro.
That fucking sucked.
You know, I think a lot of people feel that way about dogs, Nick.
Well, there's a couple of dogs that we were just trying to back in the day.
But Kevin, he was one that I was hoping Kevin would...
He'd be there with my children when we were born.
That's sad.
Yeah.
No, Kevin was a good boy. He's a lover. He licks you.
He crawls onto your lap.
Cody was the same thing.
How is Buddy still alive?
I saw him today? I don't know.
I'll be honest. I don't know.
You know what's funny? He's still happy.
Yeah.
I don't know. It makes no sense. I don't know how much he's alive.
I don't get it either.
How much?
45.
Have you done along 45?
No.
Okay, so you have two sets left.
Someone said he's an audicius dog.
I saw that.
Audicius.
How old is he?
13.
Think about the movie, Nick.
I saw the last one.
The dog.
Oh, the one in December gave up?
Yeah.
Bro, keep that vet.
Whatever that vet is, like keep that vet.
It's not the vet, bro.
It's me and Aether fucking keeping the cat,
you're keeping him alive.
The vet is actually your vet.
He sucks.
I believe it.
I try, what kind of medicine does buddy take right now?
Oh, so many different medicines.
How many?
He has at least three and a cream.
What, cream?
A cream, because the problem is,
you want the truth?
Yeah.
So the problem is he always lays,
every time he sits down,
he sits down on the same side,
over and over and over again.
Yeah.
done there is he's actually worn down his skin to the point where it's just like a gaping wound.
That's not good.
So what I do is, I call the doctor over three or four different times, like guys we sold
this stuff, blah blah, and they couldn't do it.
So what I do is I put a band-aid on it, and I literally, it's so hard to like, any
like little sleeve I put on, he like takes off.
So I literally duct tape this band-aid on it.
Can you just put a pillow underneath him that keeps him off the wound?
So I have towels there as well, but the problem is like it's just non-stop, but we fixed it now
So it's starting to heal and close up the cream
So the cream and deductive so the point is like the vet came over and wrapped them up
You know, I'm like, oh, thank God. I finally a good rap. You know, I don't have to do it. Yeah stuff away
The second buddy fell off and all fell off
And the vet was there wrapping it fucking suck man. That sounds crazy. So he takes he's got the cream and how many pills
Uh, I know he's got three different ones.
Season one's pain and antibiotics.
Because his butthole is camera run.
Again, Bunny is still over insanity.
Did we do three sets on this?
Test stop?
No, this is going to be...
Oh, this is about to be...
Ah!
Look up.
We have one more.
Hit threat.
Better.
Squeeze the back. Squeeze, Nick, on the bottom.
Squeeze! Squeeze it!
Yep. Squeeze! Don't burst the arms, let's fall down.
Just squeeze the back, yep!
I'm a Spider-Man scene with a train, was it faking you off?
No, no, no.
I was not.
We're the two weeks in the next round.
And he winked at me.
I winked at Jess for the one and the other.
I'm trying my best.
Who's next?
Is it me?
It's me.
Oh, it's me?
No, it's me.
Oh, no, canoe.
It is canoe.
Okay, Mike.
So I will put him away.
Now?
No, just take it.
Where I do 8 to 12 reps, then you stand with a timer.
When I'm finished, you time 35 seconds.
I break 45 seconds ago, and I do it seven times.
Got it.
That's the whole thing.
I'm ready.
How much weight?
Put it on 25.
25?
Yeah, 40, okay.
You wanna do some silly funny chants?
Yeah.
But it always lays the same way.
I tried to make him lay the other way and he got mad at me.
I believe it.
It's not comfortable, not what he's used to his whole life.
But the thing is, I realized if I trip him,
I'm not a trip him, but like make him fall on the other side
and lay like this, he'll be okay.
So that's the way we got to work on him.
So I kind of like made him fall over
and then the doc could work on him.
Interesting.
Like everything I try to do to make him to heal him,
he fights me on it.
Yeah?
Everything, everything.
I'll be honest, that sounds like actual nursery work.
Yeah, that's why I'm eighther.
That's why he's always there.
Cause I can't do it all day.
It basically is nursery work.
That's what people, like people go through that too
when they're like bedridden.
Yeah, but the thing is, I'm telling you,
he's still super happy.
Like he'll run towards the door still.
That's like, he'll run towards it.
I'm like, why are you running?
That's funny.
Yeah, and the thing is, everyone's like,
Oh, no.
And my mom asked me, she's like, how's Buddy doing that Kevin's died?
Do you want the answer?
He's better.
Fairer than ever.
He shed not one tear over Kevin dying.
He probably hasn't noticed yet.
The thing is, I bet if Kevin just came back, I think he wouldn't even get up.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
35 seconds.
Okay.
All right.
He hated Kevin, oh my God.
He did.
Tell me when it's 30 seconds if that'll...
Okay.
15.
So how many reps did you do, can you?
30 or something.
Okay, now you're doing 7.
Now I'm doing max.
Is this like a just failure thing?
You don't have to do it.
No problem.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do it.
30.
Perfect go.
Can you come out of the barbecue?
Huh?
Is he coming out of the barbecue?
No.
I ain't shot three.
Okay.
Can I swim?
You can swim.
It's hot as fuck outside.
You can absolutely jump again.
I'm sorry about some swimming.
I mean, you can just swim and out.
It was literally basketball fans.
Yeah, I remember when we hopped in our underwear in that fucking mansion,
and like Mr. Beeson all in there.
Yes, I do remember that.
Everyone was just sort of hopping in their underwear and all the time.
Yeah, everyone was doing shit.
We tried to set it.
Then people started getting the full fuck.
It was getting your underwear.
Like I think the only thing they had was,
I think they were playing with Jenga,
and betting money on it.
But it was only three people that got to play,
We were all just sitting there with nothing to do.
Now we were playing, me, even our phones got taken away.
Me and someone else were playing the ball cup game.
The ball cup game.
We had that little thing with the, with the, with the, with the, with the song.
Oh yeah, the song.
And we had that little like, uh, with the string.
You got to catch the cup in the cone.
So we're like a bunch of like 30 year old men in like a zoomer party with like YouTubers,
and my type of YouTubers playing with the ball in the cup.
Yep, yep.
We had the most fun.
We did.
You ever see a game of thrones?
You see the Q of the canuda.
Another?
Yes.
I think we're doing this too, Nick.
Are we?
Yes.
We are.
Yes, we're doing this.
This is the last exercise, right?
The longer he goes, the more we get to rest.
We're back, you mean it's a mob?
Okay.
Well, I'm like, seriously, that's perfect.
Not four outs.
All right, 20 seconds.
So what's the cutest thing?
Okay, well, I want to, it's gonna have to tell you.
Okay.
25 seconds.
30 seconds.
35.
All right, you ever seen Game of Thrones?
Yeah, of course.
Do you know who the mountain is?
Yeah, of course.
You know we've met him, right?
Yes.
He's a very nice guy.
Look at what he is.
You know what he calls Knuth?
Small man?
No.
Knuth.
Knuth?
Yes.
When I saw his name, I thought it was Knuth, too.
I was terrified.
Well, because KN makes a...
When I got in the call with Eugene yesterday,
he was like, yeah, man.
It was talking about the boxing.
I saw your gym team with nuts.
You didn't even know that he wasn't trying to be funny. He really thought your name was not the first time
I saw your stream
I thought it was a new and people like who the fuck is new and I'm like oh is it not like what's it like
You have another rep or set have it to me 25 bro what seven oh my god 30
35
This is like what I call suicide to the hockey.
Yeah, this is ridiculous.
Do you see Arthur is doing a canoe race versus E-Rob?
Yeah, that's cool.
All I can think about is I remember, I got in a canoe and I was like, what?
I got in a canoe and I was trying to like,
or kayak in downtown Austin.
I think it was a wreck full, it was a long time ago.
And within five minutes my phone overheated and shut off
in the middle of Lake Travis.
And so I just had to paddle off stream back to shore
and then sit in the shade for an hour
until it cooled off and the train turned back on.
So I don't know how they're doing it in this weather.
They must have fans with them
or maybe the phones are just better.
Cause it was a long time ago.
They have a drone too, it's pretty cool.
They have a drone.
That's pretty sick.
35.
Now.
It's so funny because people are like,
who's gonna win?
E-Rob or Arthur?
I'm like, are you kidding me?
Both of them.
No, Arthur.
The guys are fucking machine.
But with muscle?
Ah!
He works out?
Well, I don't know if he does now,
but the thing about Arthur is he will never lose.
Done?
One more.
Okay.
E-Rob is good at losing.
But I feel like E-Rob is in maybe 90 more, but I've seen him play basketball, he was in shape.
It's not about that, because Arthur has the ability to push himself beyond.
Like for example, we did his ice bucket challenge, he never got out.
Like Colt up, he never got out.
Like European grab.
That's, I think that's Slab Bloods.
Yeah.
Or Slab Jeans.
He's German, man.
Or whatever.
There's a reason why Germany was able to like 1v9, bro.
Yeah, is that Jiu Jitsu?
That was it?
Jiu Jitsu.
Nothing more.
There's nothing left in those muscles.
Then the back gets down.
You want chances at seven times?
I mean, let's wait, but yes.
With what?
25?
I guess.
That's what I would do.
How many did you do with 25?
I probably did like 15.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Wait, so it gives insane pump.
All right.
Insane, bump.
Do you want straps?
You know what, yes I do.
If I'm going to be here for a while, yes.
I did like them once they're actually on.
Chance wins the next game play meta bro.
Good question.
I think I had it right.
You know what I think would be fun?
Gaining a group of like five friends to play like league ranks.
But having like a professional coach, coach them to be as good as possible.
That'd be fun.
Yeah, you don't know before it's finished with the folks and see if they get a challenger remember at that league team
Yeah, they ever got canceled
Everyone's always getting canceled man. Oh
My fucking god, that's like pump this insane good
People that say like stuff like league I'll let me know like what game like any game you mentioned
Someone's gonna say I'll let me know or boring or something
What is like the one game that you think the least amount of people would hate?
Wow.
Enchanted jet for sure.
Yeah.
I mean mech and chameleon wasn't a thing for a while.
All right.
So what do I do?
I don't know if I have these on, right?
Maybe it's time to...
I don't know if I can do 15 lefts of this, by the way.
What am I doing wrong?
All right, hopefully I have that right ready.
Yeah.
Three, four, five, six, eight, nine, ten, eleven, ten, fourteen, fifteen, fifteen,
11
10
What?
No, 12, 13
Did you go from 11 to 10 to 13?
I was getting close to him
I was reading 6, 7 inches
No, come on, push the boy
Should I keep going?
One more
35 or 30?
Stand, don't go sideways
But I couldn't finish it otherwise
I'm done now, right?
30 seconds, the timer's going.
You could stand up and get some blood back in your hands.
My hands are locked in here.
But I don't want to do it again. That's why I have 10 Ts in the first place.
I can help.
Sir, you have about 10 seconds for me to begin going again.
There's no weight on this.
Alright, 30 seconds big guy.
Let's go.
And you, all right, the burly, burry.
One, two, don't flip them down.
All right, sorry.
Fuck.
Rob, you got a lot of putes.
Oh, my neck hurts right now.
Go straight down.
Yeah, straight down.
I have so many.
My gosh, we're done.
You know what?
Some women like, you know, really.
Oh my god.
You need a break.
Start the timer.
Don't stock it.
Twisting and doing this.
But that's the only way I get it down.
but then you don't get it down.
Send the muscle, it's done.
They're actually starting to clog the drain in the shower.
So I have a toilet plunger in there,
and then I just push it down.
My point is already so bad on this thing.
15 seconds?
I mean, you have 30 more, or 20, 15 more.
30 divided by two, wee!
What about it?
30.
Yep, that did.
Oh, really a bit more now.
And go.
Better.
Two.
Three.
Ah.
That's it.
So we're just going till failure and then 30, and okay.
We're just buttfucking the corpse.
I'll do my best.
Seven times.
I'll push it.
I can do it.
You want to see a picture of my family?
I bet you've never seen what your family looks like.
I mean...
Is that an AI picture?
No.
That's gonna happen.
30 seconds.
All right, we're done.
In two seconds.
Alright.
Now.
Yeah, you wanna see my family?
Here's your fancy eye.
Strip pulled back?
I do.
Maybe my arms are too long.
Is that another clap?
Yeah.
Like, you know what my arms like clapping up?
What exactly are you trying to get my arms to not do?
Like go up like this?
No. To go like this.
Which is just go to lift stuff.
But if like there's...
My arms are too far in.
Guys, I didn't make that image.
You see, I made that.
The bars were out here.
You didn't make that?
No, someone cheated at me.
No, you made that.
I made that?
You think I made that?
ChatCBG, can you please make two beautiful children with this lovely girl?
One of them.
30 seconds, man.
Go
I wonder if my sperm doesn't work can I use my cousin yeah, why not the question is how do you get it in there?
How many
After a break was it like three I did
Yeah, I don't know how to fucking just squeeze more than three reps at this point
How does he done four breaks?
I don't know.
I think that was my fourth break.
I am.
Oh, okay, we'll do that.
Nice meeting you, man.
Most people know I'm from way back.
Yeah, no one knows me if some today.
Wait a second.
you
Okay, I'll aim for 12, and we'll see.
Oh, this is kind of low.
Put the seat down. You're tall.
You need to put the seat to the left.
Where's the thing for it?
It's on the back.
Just push it a little bit, use some force down while you're pushing that one up.
Oh, I went through my phone again.
You should be feeling it here now.
I do.
I do be feeling it right there.
You're my phone background.
No, I know what they mean.
Phone background.
No.
You see how it looks too tall for the machine almost?
You really are tall, tall torso man.
Beast Titan right there, yeah it's big.
So how are you getting your Dragon Lord back?
from from Melana yeah I don't know Nick how am I gonna get that dragon lord back
huh how much is that thing worth right now I think it I think it was in the
court like 20 grand yeah I do more is gone
I wonder if legally hers now I am I actually do it maybe I'll use it that
then it actually went through the court I didn't even know my G Lord was in her
fucking inventory I didn't know until the screenshot you gave it to her I
I lent it to her.
I go to failure.
Yeah.
Close to her defense.
Do you want me to do the timer, Rob?
Let's say it's 20 seconds now.
Okay.
So, Nick, can you do that?
Just go.
It doesn't matter that's on the second.
Didn't you have a second Dragon Lord?
Uh, I don't know where I went.
I don't know where my CS going before I went.
I don't have a fancy word.
Huh?
Here's some of her fancy words.
Oh, hell yeah.
He did it right, bro.
He made a whole bunch of money, scammed everyone,
left, and never came back.
I wonder how he's doing.
Did he have a twitch lawsuit and won?
Well, he liked to say he won one part of it,
and he's parading around like he won the whole thing.
What do you mind, though?
Yeah, I don't know either.
I think he spent a couple hundred thousand,
one like 10,000.
For some reason.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a win, but it's like, bro.
But that being said, I do think he's still made out like a bandit.
He got money.
Do you play a couple of sister accounts?
I mean, I have, but I don't.
Like, a Rush B, I know Rush B.
I know Just Map.
And then I can barrage.
But am I good?
Fuck no.
Let's see, let's go.
It's the best...
You're a 30, right?
...of the game?
No, we aren't.
I'm sure it's a game after.
I agree with that.
So...
I do agree with that, and I think it is.
in that test, more or less.
I mean, there's really only two games in that category, though.
Like, where you really need to stand still while you're shooting.
I think it's just Valorant and CSGO. No other game does that.
I mean, you have some out there that is more like...
Maybe TARP, or...
Yeah, but that's like, that's an extraction.
It's not a competitive 5v5 angle.
No.
Different game, but I guess same shooting.
I like faster pace.
I like zero recoil and movement, like bunny hop.
Like Apex and Overwatch.
They removed money-hopping from Apex.
Rainbow Six, you're saying?
Yeah, that's true.
They're right. Rainbow Six is kind of in that.
I forgot about that game.
Rainbow Six to me is just like safe space simulator.
You're just like hiding in a house.
But there's a lot going on I think when you really get in depth to it.
I think it is a pretty crazy game.
I think I haven't played it enough.
No, you haven't.
I haven't either.
We played a tournament with some pro players.
30 seconds.
We had some nice team.
I was there. Were you in that?
I was there with like a bunch of wild players.
We were awful.
Oh my, we played, we played both 6th and 4th.
We were being coached by Shroud.
Versus another team, I don't know who was on it, I don't remember.
But we were shitting on everyone.
I think we won.
Yeah, we were on it.
And I think the way we won was we just cheesed.
They gave me like a P90 and I just ran around.
So the way they said you shouldn't play it, is how we played it and we won.
I just ran around.
I ran in one tournament without ever playing the game.
I did the same exact thing.
Just rushed with P90.
It's the noob shomper. Yeah, everyone in the chart was bad.
I mean, if you played against good players, they would just sit in the corner.
They'd probably say, can you come around?
Because again, here, you're bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
They were shit.
25.
So I'm giving myself a...
If anyone wants to duel in Quake Live or Quake Chimpy, I'll be happy to reinstall it.
They just said that in my chat and said someone here needs to one-by-one me and go right now
I have a really funny story
Kind of your old quake players
You can't be talking right now
Feel like we've gotten nothing done aside from this we've done three machines
We have gone come all the time on the plate
Okay.
How many have we been yapping a little bit?
Why are we so slow today?
Is it number four?
These are also slow machines, but yes, we're number four.
This was a crazy story.
Okay.
You can step on the machine while we're doing this.
Huh?
Are you doing the thingamajig?
How many am I supposed to do?
Step them.
How many have I done?
Probably three.
No, I've done more than five.
I think it's only five.
Okay.
It doesn't matter because you don't need to do that Monday today.
It's the first day.
Okay, then I'll skip. I'm good.
I don't want to fuck on my arm.
Nick made 35.
In early Overwatch, I made a team of European players.
Like, Craig Champions, okay?
Like, really, really good players.
So, insane aim.
Insane aim, okay?
I got in a call with a...
Who's that...
Who's that musician guy that like, throws cakes in the crowd?
Steve Aoki wanted to sponsor a team with me.
He's doing my arm thing.
Ow, come on.
I had this org be like, we want to watch how your team plays and how your team comes.
So we want you to show your streams against the top team, but don't tell them we're watching.
I was like, all right, I'll do it.
I'm not going to mention any names.
But on this specific day they decided that they were going to come up with a new name for Lucio which was a swore
Okay. Oh, sorry
Okay
I'm streaming to like investors and teams
Without them knowing that I'm streaming to them and they just decided on this day that they were just gonna straight up call Lucio a
swore in the middle of scrims
Hey guys
Let's go on that. I mean like why do you think it's just a pussy good?
I was just like you can't tell them I can't follow cuz I'm like
Streaming this to like you know and they're like do they always talk like this. I'm like no no no
This isn't normal. This isn't normal. They still ended up picking up the team, but it was like they're okay. Yeah
Dude that is crazy. It was so embarrassing
You can get through it
I can't fathom being that comfortable with that many people, I mean just to call them a slur.
They don't know each other that well.
Like three of them did.
We had three French players and three Swedish players.
So it was like two friend groups coming together.
And then there's this guy named wins who's a quake champion like one like like one of us quake players in a row
And we we ended up facing sure for the scrim and he like lashed out. He's like this short for guy
I'm a fucking did the best players in the world and fucking quick nobody aims like this guy
Fuck these guys are fucking aim bother. This guy is fucking if he is legit
Then then I fucking quit this game like it was so funny. Yeah
Sure for it is the built-in aimbox. These are real deal. I mean he is
What's he even doing these days playing rogue like a bitch in this paul hunters my my roblox name is Lane sure for
Roberts, so when I play like the FPS games
I do this sure for safe. Yeah
Go whenever you read it
He's playing deadlock. I think a lot of the gamers are on deadlock right now I
I hit rake one in a meta versus game as tpv soda poppin.
you
You
My arms physically cannot do it I stop when I cannot do anymore
Like even lifting my arms up to put it on this machine
He hurts.
That's rough man.
This is the last set.
Now we go.
Squeeze.
Yes, perfect.
Two.
One, two, three.
Four.
Yeah.
Five.
Six.
Come on, Nick, it's seven.
Slow off.
Six to seven.
Come on.
Yes.
Slow off.
Good job, Nick.
God damn it.
All right.
What's next?
Abs and quenish.
We're done, done?
We're quenish on the back, we're doing that.
Yeah, so where are we going now?
Let me see.
We need a bench.
We can take that floor.
If they're not using it.
Yeah.
We need a bench.
We can take that one if they're not using it.
And then we go over there.
I will show you a good ab exercise.
Ab exercise.
Here we go.
That's fun.
I don't think we've done an ab exercise.
Oh my arms dude.
I can take it up.
Just take this.
Thank you.
Boom, boom.
That machine.
You got that rough?
You're getting it out of your hands.
I'm getting it too.
It's my bad.
Alright.
Some of the hands.
Yeah, right there.
the next gym session. Look at that. Cal is right there.
I'm gonna film this off of you.
I'll throw it off.
So we got a while. We got a little rest time.
This is an exercise I have now found the most effective.
I found it in 6.45 Mr. Linkton.
I think it is Dorian Yates' program.
I know what you just said.
Oh jeez. Well first time we've seen this sort of part of our gym is new to us. Okay.
Is the basketball court?
First 245's on the bar. What? I thought we were doing abs.
Here we are. This is just for support because we are heavyweights so we need a lot of support.
Oh I can't really even carry this.
2.45? Oh my God. This is not lifting the bar. That is just for support. Okay. I feel
rub. I feel good. Not lifting the bar. I'm lifting just to move it. Okay, how does this
work? You're going to have camera on the side. This is the best. So, you're sitting
on the bench with your ass like a little bit over edge okay this is for support
you go down impossible say like you're stretching out oh man and then you're just
im fucking usable it's gg
everyone there's lots of abs and everyone in the cat is like oh hell no there's a lot of
I'm a machine, I'm a machine.
Everyone's typing GG.
Go.
Sir Pop.
Minus one, Nick.
Are you kidding me?
Well, I'll go first because I've had the break, so I'll do it.
You got this champ?
Yep. This is impossible.
Put it in there, champ.
Don't fuck up your neck.
I have a little bit of over edge.
Over the edge? You mean like the bones?
Yeah, the bones are off.
have your legs there, you won't fall. This one you can't move, it's heavier than you.
And then you go all the way till you feel the abs stretching right.
You can go deeper. And when you get up, don't start the movement there. Just do the crunch.
You can hold your arms here and just feel that the abs are stretching. You see now
I don't know if you're gonna do this.
You're gonna go straight up.
I'm not even talking with you.
Like, you're gonna do this.
Imagine that.
Ahhhh!
Fuck you!
I will show you.
Okay, I will guide you.
Okay.
Now you're holding it.
Put it back a little bit.
So you're rounding it.
Ah!
You just crunch up.
Hold it down and there.
Oh.
Yes.
No, no.
Now you're using it flexor.
Fuck you, man.
What are you saying?
oh my god my legs you're not even trying bro you're not even thinking to do it
right chance stupid ass motherfucker I'm gonna start saying
get out of my face you will I cannot wait until your turn okay so you don't
want me to use oh my goodness just popped
60 years old you're 232 yeah it was a good pop I like it but it's it didn't
I know it could.
Oh, hip-hopping.
Imagine you're just crunching the abs up.
Stretch.
Oh, it kills my back, man.
It's just because you're a little bit weak.
Yeah, no shit.
I'll show you one more time the difference.
Okay.
Look at the difference.
I mean, I can't see myself as the problem.
Well, we'll see it here on the camera.
You look like a bitch.
But if we're too weak to do without using our back,
does that count as show you the same time?
He pushed me!
deserve it so instead of because you were doing this right you were there and
then you just like this that's what I did yeah that's what you did
oh yeah
you
You
Oh my god, my mom's calling me fuck up. Hey mom
Like my grandma my grandma died I have to go she didn't yeah grandma peas day. Yeah, Nick yep
Dude, she fell down the stairs and she shit herself on the way down.
Life alert motherfucker, sit down.
There's nothing you can do about it, now just try.
She's already dead, go ahead.
If this was real, I would have horrible friends.
God damn.
You know, even sitting down would be tiring.
Yep, get your ass off the side.
Wait, I'm not going to sit.
I'll squat at a point.
All right.
All the way down.
Stretching your abs up. Oh, he's gonna cramp again. Oh, he's already
There it is all the way
It's a good stretcher.
And then...
This is...
I think it's better than me.
This should be easy.
35, 35.
That was a demonic scream.
There were demons leaving your body.
Was that right form at least?
It was pretty close.
Imagine this stretch.
Why are we doing this?
Because you want abs.
Women don't like abs.
It's good to do this.
We haven't done that workout.
Every time you get naked,
can't she look disgusted in your face?
Just think about that.
If you had a six back,
she would actually look a little bit happy for once.
I've seen her face.
Get the fuck down and do those rubs.
Good one, Knut.
Oh my God.
Yep.
Oh my god.
I hope no slips there.
How far am I supposed to go up?
You don't need to go more than when you have done up.
So you're a little perpendicular.
So you're trying to do this movement right around your back.
Once you get to the point where it doesn't hurt, I think you don't need to go there.
You can just lift your head over.
Imagine everything is spinning.
Okay, but when you get vertical, right?
It's getting worse.
How do you prevent the blood from going into the brain?
What am I doing wrong?
You're not doing it completely wrong.
Okay.
But you use more hip flexors,
like lifting the whole upper body up,
compared to just what you want to use.
You can do that a little bit as well.
But imagine that you're just lifting the head up towards your...
I
Will have I will buy a dearly. Oh, give me a second hold there. I got you one more revenue for any second
How many do you even do you do one? No, I didn't I didn't like a couple but my form is awful
I'm gonna fix it for sure. I got me guy. Okay. Yep. Yeah, when you go backwards, just hold your hand
It's easier if you hold your hand straight because I have less weight, right? Okay, so you can just have them there
Man, you go round, round, round, round, round, round, round, then you stop all the way there,
then you quarter down, and now, you just flip your upper up, there, that's enough,
and then down, he's pushing it in, he's pushing it in.
And then, oh you motherfucker!
Do you see?
I feel the movement.
I felt Jesus.
It was almost Jesus touching it.
Oh, that was really good, Nick.
Oh.
Really good.
But you felt the difference, right?
Dude, this is a full body workout.
Can you move your legs hurt?
Yeah, no, my legs aren't hurting too.
Oh, come on.
Come on, trunk.
Can you do it on a set?
Go ahead.
Can you do this, you go, then I go.
Is there water?
Anyone have water?
I downed all my Gatorade.
I should just like, I get so dizzy doing this.
Yeah, don't do it then.
It's because we're so scared of going down.
We're taking five years to go down.
Maybe.
Did I have a nice like penis bulge?
You had a bulge but I wanted a penis.
I zoomed in.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, everyone's gonna call me a pussy and hate me.
Who is?
I'm an ugly.
I'm here, they won't hate you Rob.
No, Nick, Nick actually, AOE time.
I have to all hate.
That's true actually.
Yeah, I think it was Russell.
Russell was like, Nick, your superpower on Twitch
is that everyone around you looks better.
True.
God, how many is he gonna do?
So is that E-Rob's better than you with that?
Fuck.
I don't know if that's true though.
I don't think E-Rob's actually as better.
I mean, E-Rob's making art look pretty good today, so I say so.
He really had no shot anyways.
Someone said Sosa said be a Nordigan.
Who's Sosa?
Sammy Sosa.
Simon Sammy.
Alright Soda Poppin.
Soda Poppin.
How about you pop these fucking abs?
There you go.
Oh you're doing it.
That's pretty good.
How about you pop these fucking abs?
Here you go.
Oh, you're doing it!
That's pretty good.
Oh!
There you go.
That's not bad actually.
What is actually doing it?
I want to put my ass right in front of his head
so he comes up and just pull the fucking...
in and peen.
There you go.
It kills my back.
This guy is not walking.
Okay, I'm good with that.
If it's hurting his back, isn't he doing the wrong motion then?
Shouldn't he be doing this then?
It doesn't hurt my back, but it doesn't feel comfortable.
It's probably just muscle strength.
Because I'm a tall boy and I've never been activated once in my life.
I think it is more that he has been sitting a lot, not doing anything.
I agree with Knut.
I don't.
It doesn't feel like it's...
Because there's no weight on his own body.
I mean you can't fuck yourself.
I think we're good to go, man.
Go ahead.
Rob?
That was pretty good.
I mean, should I? I don't know. I get really bad vertigo.
Don't do it, Rob.
I don't want to, like, die.
No, no, don't die, then.
Huh?
If it was to pray, it doesn't matter.
All right, Nick, go ahead.
But Nick, it's a hockey player.
There ain't no way.
I don't think if I die on stream, that's all it's up, right?
I think he can't handle this.
All it's up people can't go anywhere.
Huh?
You won't ever go anywhere.
No, but I was saying, like, if I die on stream,
that's a big clip for you, you know?
The only thing on the weight grows with you but sorry. Oh, he said it
Okay days without mentioning the body zero
These are not the right shoes for this
Who know
So how many of you guys think you could do this workout on your first try you can you do 10 Nick?
That's three. It isn't bad. This is pretty good. That's four
That's five giga 10 you can get 10 six
Seven two more or three more eight now two more
Uno.
Ahhhh!
Damn!
Can you feel it there now?
Oh yeah.
Do you feel it Mr. Kraus?
Alright, can you figure it out?
Oh, this is not going to be good dude.
It's going to be sore.
This is not going to be good bro.
I mean, I think I can push myself more in my next set.
Bro, I got a hoppy tomorrow bro.
Why are you, hold on, you're actually like playing a full contact sport.
Yeah, why are you gonna get sore in the abs?
Because of this.
Do you not get, like, we use your whole body in hockey?
No, really.
It's like swimming.
All right.
It's not full contact, either.
What do you mean?
You can't check somebody.
What does check mean?
This thing of the puck, okay?
So you can't just, no, hit me.
Even though some guy tried to,
I was shooting a shot,
he, like, just came straight at me last game,
and he hit me as hard as he could,
he fell over so there was no penalty but if you fell over it'd be a penalty yeah
wow so in regular hardy can you check people yeah wow dude like actually it was like I was like
stunned when he hit me but I didn't fall over because people I'm like 230 pounds bro I'm with
my hockey gear on how much is this guy not that probably like me 170 180 maybe like 200 pounds
It's a little bigger than me.
Yeah, a little bit bigger.
But people underestimate me hockey all the time.
It's that cute.
We're gonna do a third set spot.
I don't even have the six pack anymore.
This isn't up to good.
Let me see.
One, ooh, it's a two pack.
I'm too much fat.
We changed that today.
No.
Okay, no.
No, we're not doing that.
We'll just go full chief.
I know, right?
I'll turn the camera on.
Nick, you're sold out in the pubs.
Yeah.
That's a T-bag.
T-Bag butt stretch.
How many are you doing so far so far?
Six.
Not bad.
Look again, Mr. Morris.
There are two wolves up there.
Oh, God.
Yeah, my lower back kills from that.
Oh.
Finished.
Yeah.
Yeah, my lower back kills from that.
Oh!
Finished.
Yeah.
Tomorrow, when they wake up from bed and they try to go up chest, try to do this, they're
not going to stand up.
Nope.
Good work.
I'll put it back.
Oh!
Relatives.
Alright, let's go have some fun now.
Wait, are we done working out?
Yeah, that was it.
Oh, that was interesting.
Okay, let's go have some fucking fun, baby.
Oh, well, we gotta go make the food.
Now you gotta make the food, bitch.
You gotta make the food.
I want you to learn how to use the grill, man.
I'll watch it, man.
I'll watch.
Hold on, hold on.
How do we set the grill on fire?
I got it.
Do we need anything?
No.
car cool and like lighter fluid?
I think you have a gas, it's a gas.
You have a propane.
Do we have propane though?
I mean, do you ever use it?
It's built into your house.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
Oh.
OK.
All right.
It's time to party.
Wait, so Nick, you have to drive your car, don't you?
Wait, no, you came with us.
Pull me out to bring it.
What's that?
Was that the big dam?
I think he does, yeah.
I could be wrong, but last time I checked for propane,
there was.
All right.
Canute.
Until next time, oh right, you made that microphone.
What is next time?
Next time Thursday.
Thursday.
I think we need to do next time.
I agree, thank you.
I'm gonna be honest.
Appreciate it.
Are you coming back Monday?
When's your next workout?
Or every day?
Maybe I'll come a different day, like in between.
Okay, that sounds like a deal.
Until next time, can you?
Gigi's canoeing gamer.
Shout out to new.
Later.
Thank you brother.
All right.
This was a good day.
It was good.
Oh my chest is gonna fucking hurt.
Handle these every car on now so we're not howling in there.
Oh wait, you can't do it because it's German engineering.
They're gonna have an all-star.
Man, their car is so bad, Nick.
Exactly.
Heard.
Oh.
Rob, let's go eat, baby.
Let's go weep.
Fuck.
Let's go see some delgis.
Okay, we can come over next time.
We'll get them next time.
I don't have enough food for...
That man, I did not get that much food
Next like I don't know if I have enough food to just feed him
How's your neck good
Everyone with me. Yeah here. All right, my neck. Are you doing princess? I miss you so much
All right.
You talking to me, Nick?
I don't know.
He's talking to his friend.
I thought he was talking to his friend.
I'm sorry, Rob.
I got kind of excited.
I'm gonna call Vicky.
Actually, let her know we're on our way home.
Someone smells good.
Right?
It do.
I'm hungry. He's cocked, man.
I'm so fucking hungry.
Sam where did I park over here I think so yeah yeah I'm right here my hands hurt
so much
that's not my car yes it is is this my car it's this one it looks expensive so
I'm gonna go on this one hey babe we're on our way home so let you know all right
I love you. We'll be home in a bit. Bye
Okay, oh this car is hot as cock. Oh my god, Rob. Can you take this? Yeah. Whoo
It's not even by a Texas chance. I'm sorry, bro. Dude. This is pain. Yeah, this is no joke in this fucking heat
All right, let me try this car on holy shit
What?
Take this, Rump.
Hold on to it.
We'll need to get home.
Okay.
See, I got a bunch of food.
I put it in the fridge.
That thing's going to read it real quick.
I got the AC blasting.
But yeah, it is so hot in here.
Like, touch this, Rump.
Just touch that plastic.
That's really hot.
It burns.
That would actually burn your skin if you let it there for a while.
Okay.
I'm going to put it in the fridge.
Okay.
If you're there for like dude, I was trying to put my phone on this one day and like I burnt myself
I was gonna call me a pussy. I'm like, yeah, that would melt your skin. It's it's painfully hot
Like I want to grab like a piece of me and hold it against that so you could like you can grill food on my car
Yes, you can straight up not even meeting fuck it. Fuck the grill. Let's just turn the AC off
See, I just listened to 101X.
You listened to FM Radio?
Yes, I do.
You were so old.
Is it?
Where the fuck is Spotify?
Dude, yeah, I know it's Spotify, but I like the radio, man.
Like the songs sound better when you're not in control of what's going on.
What?
They do.
Do you like being tied down and fucked?
You know the movie, the Avengers movie?
Yeah.
Loki was onto something.
And he was talking about how people actually kind of like not being in control.
When it comes to shows and movies, I'm in music, I'm in belief.
You're a bit of a sub.
I just like it when you go to channel 43 and we're all in unison, we're all watching the
same show.
Yo, did you watch a Family Guy last night?
We already know what episode it was.
It was the Family Guy, it was the episode that day.
And then the radio, same thing.
I like I feel connected to the world. I don't know what I was going on about that
Loki man. That was weird, but I like the fucking FM radio, but he did nothing wrong.
Huh? Yeah, you can like it. Listen, I'm not telling you not to like it, man. Okay?
You're an old wrinkly ballsack having so much pop dance. I think young people agree with me.
Young people don't have cars to get into because I would not play this song on the
I like Spotify, but I love it being done.
This song sucks.
Don't say that.
Are we there yet?
No, we're not going to be there.
You're saying if you loaded up that song on Spotify, you'd be like, what the fuck is this?
Yes, I'd skip it.
Yes.
I would skip this song.
And I would always end up on the same like eight songs probably.
You like Korean barbecue?
Fuck, I love Korean barbecue.
You ever know any pop?
I have.
I'm trying to figure it out over there.
I love it there. It's so good.
When was the last time you saw Marco?
Dude, I haven't seen Marco in a while.
Do you want to get food with him?
When? At some point in the future.
Yeah, I would love that. Yeah, absolutely.
Why, is he coming to town?
Where he lives here.
What? Yep.
Since fucking when?
Exactly.
Why are you saying exactly like you didn't know?
I didn't know, but I never told you.
I did not know Marco lived here. I've not seen him in probably, probably Dreamhack at some point. Maybe eight years ago?
Yeah, I messaged him. Maybe the next week or two.
Sure. Who's Marco?
Nick, he's just like one of my really good buddies from a long time ago. I met him because he did ask me.
Us. Us, yeah.
This is pretty wild.
Actually, it was you. He did ask you. Why say us? Why say me?
It was you.
So he was like, hey, by the way, I got your IP this way, so maybe plug that hole.
And then they get him to start talking more.
I responded to him.
I said, I don't negotiate with terrorists, but they become like one of my best friends.
We used to travel the world together.
He lived, like he stayed with us for a long time, Chance, huh?
Did he stay with us for longer?
He would come visit sometimes.
He would come visit, but he never lived with us.
Remember he stayed in the attic and his legs got bit by those bugs?
No.
You didn't get to rash?
I think that's because you talked.
I didn't have the time to talk to him.
True.
Because you were paying for everything at the time.
Well, I was streaming all the time.
It was a good life, man.
I missed that.
It was like streaming and then getting yelled at as soon as the stream goes offline.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bring it back in.
Positive, positive, positive, positive.
If you had to have a car that was like a weird color like lime green or yellow
Orange. You would go orange? Really? I see that lime green car. What would you love?
You have to have like one of those colors. I kind of like that lime green. You don't like
lime green? I think I actually think that one was kind of hard.
I'd probably go like... A lot like a golden car. Is that a thing? Like actual gold
It's like a gold shaded car.
I mean, you can't make out an actual car because people will just unsteal it.
I mean, it's gold paint.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you could probably do that. I don't know how that would age.
There's one kid at my school, an high school, and everyone's getting their first car.
He was broke, he was so poor, his family, but he still wanted a sports car.
So he went to like some huge car dealership and got a convertible like POS garbage car that had like this gold
brown
paint and it was falling apart is from like
1974
The biggest shittiest car I've ever seen in my life. That's the only gold car I've ever seen. Yeah
He wore Oak Lease
That makes sense and he had a backwards hat on and he was overweight
I actually like perfectly imagine what it looks like. Yeah, it's pretty good a script. You probably can
Digest his personality just off of that. Yeah, no
Yeah, you've never met Louis have you Rob? No, I'm not Louis. I don't know anyone
You met Cody and Skippy. They just don't like you
One of them like me the other one doesn't
Skippy likes everyone, but as long as I'm just gonna throw the ball
Skippy has a ball problem. The last time I was there. They kind of like warmed up to me
We'll see.
They're gonna bark.
That's absolutely gonna bark.
As long as they don't bite.
They don't bite.
They punch.
Kota will punch you in the face.
Dogs usually like...
I'm the weird guy at the party that plays with the dogs.
They usually like me.
I'm not used to this.
Come on.
I mean they're just...
Oh, bad.
I'm gassed.
Holy fuck.
They just...
Yeah, they take a bit to warm up.
to new people what's a guner I what I said I'm gonna rise I don't know I can't
read my chat right now you gotta tell me what they say I don't know what's
gonna rise I'll tell you if I read anything interesting like like not only
do I not read whichever I'm driving I can't read it with these glasses because
chance winning so fast that I can't tell like my transition lenses turn
these into sunglasses and I can't see my screen like you know about a
look at it I don't know what they're saying. I fucking hate these glasses so
much. It's a picture of me with my douchebag glasses.
Why'd you get another pair? Well I have an eye doctor appointment next week.
Why we don't just go to like a basic-ass lens crafters though. It's because Vicky
and I have gone into it and the prescription she's getting she's
She's convinced it's wrong because she gets like blurry vision and her head starts hurting.
She has bad eyes too.
Yeah.
She does.
Your kids are gonna be fucking blind.
Not as bad as me.
You'll be a bitch.
Like she can, like she functions without glasses.
But she prefers having glasses when we watch TV or anything but like she doesn't need
glasses on when she's on her computer.
She didn't chat and said, no I don't, what the fuck.
Again, as I'm clarifying, her vision's not even close to as bad as me.
Are you lying, bro?
No, I'm being very honest, bro.
Are you trying to slander her eyes, bro?
Well, either way, so we're going to a different eye doctor, and we had an appointment.
We actually drove 40 minutes there, 40 minutes back, for no reason.
Would you say you're scared of a...
No?
I'm just curious.
I mean, any man in love is terrified of upsetting his woman.
Absolutely.
So, if I do something wrong, yes I'm scared.
But that's because I'm in love with it. That's how it works.
That's cute.
Nick, you can change my scenes, can't you?
Yeah, we're doing what we do.
Well, not yet. In a way, a pretty good amount actually.
But we could jump in the pool if you're feeling real retarded.
She said, what the fuck, flushed. That was W-Riz.
You like that, Riz?
Yeah, that was good.
Someone's getting lucky later
I say I drew it I do you know leave them up for you. Yeah, is there basketball happening right now Nick? No
Why not? Because it's the summer break. It's coming back soon though. How long are their breaks?
Yeah, so that's was a winter sport. It's like the summer. That's insane that the indoor sport is a winter sport
Bro, you why that's literally that ball is gonna fucking fly everywhere. Huh? Imagine shooting a ball with like wind
Imagine like a gusty breeze. I know but shouldn't they like spread their cooldowns ESPN? They should have football be during the winter
So have you had a nice ball? I want them to play in the snow. It's not even about that. It's not in the snow
It's just not 100 degrees out there. It's about numbers. You want me to get step fuckery for a little bit?
Go ahead. Check your twitch history over the years. Your lowest numbers are in the summer
It's the same thing with all sports. When people are inside, it's cold. That's when they watch things on TV. It's all about numbers
Yeah, that makes sense
just kind of crazy like so there's no sports there's no sports during the
summer baseball but no one watches baseball games
baseball plays like 180 games a year or something is that a lot yes why do they
spam so much because the games are because they're not like physically
exhausting except for for pictures pictures I won't look I I'm just reading
to chat like I'm not trying to like it would be like the stair emoji.
Oh, haha.
Yeah.
They also have women's sports in the summer too.
They try and get what little viewership they can.
They put women's in summer?
Yeah.
It's actually a thing.
I hate looking at my chat.
When I watch a stream and I see someone looking at their phone,
I just want to close it.
Stop looking at your phone.
But it's like that's how you read the chat.
I don't think people even myself understand how much a streamer just stares at chat.
I'm gonna read my balls, Chance.
Oh, she sucked my balls.
She looked at my balls. I just want to fit in. Sorry.
Oro said, will do scenes, don't touch. That's what she told me.
She's the best mob, bro.
Please, for me.
It is. She's coming to visit.
Really? Yeah, Oral's gonna come visit.
You want to meet her? I would love to.
Absolutely. We should go to Honeypot.
Honeypot, baby? Honeypot.
That or Roaring Fork or...
I'm gonna take her everywhere, bro.
She's just so wonderful to me.
It's crazy because I don't really get along with women, but...
Where's she from?
The Europe. She's in Europe. She's European.
Wow, you're dangerous, man.
Yo, W, Europe.
I think he's doing well.
It's just me.
I swear there's more chronically online people
from Europe than America.
But America has more mental illness.
Oh, yes, no.
Does it?
I think so.
Rob, you're online a lot.
What's more mentally ill?
EU or NAC?
NAC.
Really?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I mean, EU's more racist and stuff like that.
Yeah, EU.
Oh, my god.
Like, if you ever play Counter-Strike late at night,
the discussions they have about like don't get them started on any religions or 9-11
or or or any races yeah no no I think like take the average American there's
their pent-up rage they're angry they're or extremely lonely and depressed or more
things like that but what comes to Europeans are just like racist which I
I guess it comes from hatefulness, maybe.
I mean, we're talking about the worst of the worst
of each side, right?
Americans are pretty bad, man.
No, I think.
How's it going?
I'm telling you, man, maybe pop it off, bro.
Just getting guns and shooting people out in and out, bro.
That's the thing.
I mean, that's because our stupidized gun laws,
I bet if Europeans could get guns,
they'd be shooting up their fucking schools, too.
Why?
Because they're mentally ill.
There's just mentally ill people everywhere.
It's I think it's a social media problem. Hi, okay
Like I'm not usually like the politics frog or whatever, but I agree that it's like that social media definitely is making people mentally ill
Yeah, and I'm and I base this off of no experience, but I don't know. I think it's just
Everyone wants to fit in in a group
So there's a lot of like just people like backing each other up over just stupid shit, but also like
people are just way too sensitive. It's just so bad. Yeah, you can't act like you did back in the
day. You can't have those passwords you had back in the day. You know my passwords back in the
day? Stop, stop, stop. Hasn't he just got a hatred for that? He did get a hatred for that. I got a shave.
I have so much hair on my face and my head is taller. But yeah, I know everyone's on their phone 24
And if you're not on your phone you get insecure about not being on your phone because you know everyone else is on their phone
So you feel disconnected I
And we're only getting deeper you think as a result. We appreciate things less because everything is so easy to get yes
It's the same thing with the radio
That's why I have to manually
debilitate myself in some ways to enjoy things again
I'm not telling the Sarah story again.
I can't believe we're listening to ads on radio.
It's a Roblox story I told on the stream earlier.
I grieved someone in Roblox.
Were they a child?
Do you want me to tell you the story?
You go ahead.
Just kill the idea.
No, no, no.
It has to be told in completion.
I'm sorry.
I was playing Roblox. There's an IQ game where you challenge someone with a puzzle and the winner gets elo.
You get between you get IQ you get between 10 to 100 IQ, okay?
and
There was this girl named Sarah on there who had 10 million IQ, okay?
So think about it farming a hundred at a time, right?
You can pay 250 Roblox to steal half of someone's IQ and it reduces their IQ number and gives it to you
So I decided to try it on Sarah. I took half of her IQ. She then pauses stops us. Oh my god
What happened? I can't believe this just happened that took me over a month to farm. I
was streaming and I got caught up in the moment so I did it again. So she had 10
million and I stole 7.5 million because it was half and half again. Yeah, so now
you're like tripler so she was 50 years and yeah so she was like I can't believe
this just happened like I lost everything like everything in life I guess so kill
yourself she didn't kill herself so what happened was I climbed on top of a
little pillar and I said guys I'm at seven point five million like I'm not
gonna waste my time in the server anymore yeah and then she commented and
said those weren't even your points you stole them from me I worked really
That was real life's work, it was everything there.
So I didn't care about it at the moment,
but then my chat kept saying like,
they made like a story up for her
that she was like in the hospital,
that she had cancer, that like she had one arm,
and they just kept making it worse and worse,
and they made like a fucking Sarah Amo.
And they keep bringing up Sarah every fucking day
to make me try to feel like shit now.
But realistically, I feel like
I taught her a lesson in life.
That is the funniest fucking thing.
Dude.
The worst thing about it is so then I decided I was gonna go to random servers and try to hunt people that have like a
Fuck ton of points so I could hit rank one in the game
But who's farming and giving a fuck about their IQ points in a random Sarah roadblocks?
Yeah, no get off so something else
But here's the shitty part I kept running into Sarah when I'm looking for servers and she would see me
And then she would leave the server instantly so she thought I was stalking her. Oh, wow
Yeah, I actually don't blame her for that part. Yeah, it was really awkward. How much do you have to pay to steal $200 and 50 cents?
Oh my god, it's nothing. Yeah, there's a 250 no turn. I'm like, you know, like that's like $200 and 50 cents. Wow
Yeah
You know that is a life lesson that's insane. Hey chance. What do you know me black now now?
Well, it's black black that motherfucker black out. Yeah, we had the screen. Oh
Oh, okay.
Ugh.
They can still hear us.
Is it a beer on the back street?
Yeah, they can still hear us.
I mean, I'll say that word you always say.
I know. You mean, in my crazy racism.
Look at that bird. It's barely moving.
But it's working its ass off.
It's probably hot as fuck. It's probably melting.
Yeah, right?
How many steaks did you get? Did you get enough for Rob?
Yeah.
So how many steaks?
Not enough steaks. You you are like the same that I would be the excluded one. Yeah
Well to me can I explain why yeah, we had this idea like three weeks ago. We used to never get it
And I was like, oh, we should invite Rob
Does that make sense? Okay, so he actually bought stinks in the in the past and we never use them
Yeah
I don't know. I guess Vicky. She ordered it. I can insta card another I'm really good at taking steaks
out of the pan I don't know I don't I've never I can go I can go I might the
grow master but I want chance to learn I'll watch man I'm a look I'm a look and
see what you do so you have a gogi bogey I don't know the bogey that last time
was really good whatever you go she ordered it all I was driving home from
the eye doctor I told you about the appointment and I said I baby can you
in secar this list of stuff it's a guy I got it that's crazy because your
Your excuse to miss the meeting was that you had to go grocery shopping, so which one is it?
Complete lie.
Holy fuck!
I knew it!
No.
I was really just not feeling it.
I knew it.
They missed you too.
It's unfortunate.
Holy shit.
Clip that. Let me send out the fucking tips, man.
The two of you really miss much. You're gonna be awesome.
I figured.
Well, some good mad mushroom games come out so well.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Love to hear that.
And there's like a sick play test that I really want to try out.
I guess you can't really talk about what games.
No.
I do like doing play testing for my mushroom.
It's pretty fun to-
Does he know if I'm looking forward to it, it's going to be a good game.
Not true.
I have never picked a wrong game in my life.
The two games that I picked are actually amazing.
Well, the one game.
Yeah, I think I have extreme doubts in my ability to pick games I think would actually be fun.
Well, you made that game.
Yeah, but it's recognizing when a game is going to be good when it's done, and you play it in these extreme early stages, right?
It's tough because you don't know the dev.
The dev is like we're gonna add this we're gonna add that this is gonna be textured all these things
It's like you're kind of trusting the dev to do all these things and all you get to do is play what they have now
And then go up there word of mouth
And you just don't know
It's a tough process
And I don't think I'm that good at it
There's been a couple of games we passed on her.
I was very avid on her, and I don't think so, and then the game kills her, that's extremely
well.
But it's okay.
I mean, I think like any of those friend slot games can be really good if you have
the right curve.
Yeah, but then you also have to factor in, like if we were to do a friend slot
game like it's immediately already debubbed because it's a friend slot game
that's gonna get sick talked by all of our fan base because it's friend slot
even though like if we didn't publish that friend slot a friend slot game it
might actually own what I actually think when we publish it it's now tainted
and the narrative is bad on the game something sense yeah like that it's
actually a thing wait we're blacked out right yeah why are they standing
Stare for me. They can't even see me.
I don't know.
Hey, here.
Stare?
You guys can't even see me!
I feel like I can hear you.
Wow, put your cock away.
I can't.
He's just curious and masturbating.
I just can't help it.
So what is something gay people do?
Suck dick.
Okay, where do I get that?
Where do you get dick?
Where do I go to?
Where do I go, chat?
Oh man.
So what type of sides did you get?
Oh man, so what time of side did you get?
About everything on your list.
That's where we're making tacos then.
Yeah, we're making tacos. Steak tacos.
You have fries?
I don't know if we do.
Fuck. All right, I said nuggets is fine.
See, I would never play this song ever.
Hey, do it.
The song's fine, but for some reason it just pisses me off.
Sam, but I'll listen to it on the road.
And it's from the radio, it's different.
I have no control of the music.
I agree, fries for tacos is kinda weird.
Yeah, yeah, we're not doing fries.
Well, I didn't know we're not doing fries.
I forgot we were doing tacos.
What's a good side for tacos? Beans, rice?
Oh, no! So, sides.
Just eat another taco.
I mean, the taco, you know, the side is in the taco.
Yeah, it's a package deal.
The cheese.
Rubbers in there. No cilantro for me, boys.
Oh, agreed. Holy fuck, cilantro.
You also have it?
Yes, it's syrup.
You're both un-evolved and pathetic.
Maybe we are evolved.
You are. You're unevolved.
What?
You're letting me fall.
What?
We're probably gonna have hard as fuck in my garage.
But that's okay.
Oh my god.
Oh
Yes
It is not who you thought it was it is not who you thought it was
It was something very different. I can swap it up. It's very oh
Thank you
Oh, this one likes me. Oh, he's just kicking the balls. Oh my God, he's just kicking the balls really hard.
Yeah, he's dangerous. Yeah, but he's so cute. Oh my God. That's a baby.
Little kicker. Oh my goodness. Hi. What a good boy.
Give my arms a kind of bed. Huh? My arms are kind of bed. I'm scared he's going to kick me in the balls again.
You can leave your shoes on if you're going outside. Oh, well, I'm fine.
He said the dogs are in the sun room, so they don't kill you Rob.
I love this dog.
Yeah, Louis is a cutie.
There's Kota.
Uh-oh.
You know, dude, look at the look he's getting.
They actually get it.
Hey, off.
Oh, here we go.
I'm swapping shirt.
Oh, no.
I'm being attacked.
Oh my god.
Get it off.
It's okay.
Hey.
Let them bark.
God, I hate that they do that.
All right.
You all done?
Are you good?
Yeah?
Ball.
You've alerted me that there's strangers here?
Ah.
Go get a ball.
Oh, you're scratching the shit out of my car.
Yeah, I'm swapping shirt.
Ball.
Get a ball.
Oh, no one's taking my mic.
Sit.
Wait.
Good boy.
boy hello what are you doing huh he's just in between the legs it is mouth
wet yeah you're the best attack Kona stop no it's good you don't trust this
guy you just be our kid but I give them attention what the hell now see
Maybe they're just confused, I don't know.
Well, well, come on, give it, give it, give it.
Alright, well let's go outside.
Come on dogs, let's go.
Okay, I'll put my shirt here.
Holy shit.
Yep, we're going out, we're going out.
Kevin has never had that sort of energy.
Now he has none because he died.
Oh, the water's outside too.
Oh, they are thirsty.
Jesus fuck.
Did you close that door over there?
No.
I'll close it.
All right.
Well, here's El Grillo.
The thing is, they ran right by their water, not giving a fuck about it.
Even they're not thirsty.
I mean, they have other bowls throughout the house, but this is their big bowl.
And straight to the water.
And he's in.
Shoot.
All right.
Well, here's the grill.
Let me go get all the food and stuff here.
Someone take this.
Sir.
No sir.
Okay.
What?
I don't know these things.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh god.
They're all wet.
Yep.
Cody can stay out.
Louie.
Let's get Louie in, because Louie's not good out here.
Dogs can stay out.
And let's go season the food and do all that.
Come on, Louie.
All right.
Let Louie in.
Yeah.
Only Louie though.
Close that door.
Oh, and he's in.
Oh my bad.
Cody, hey, out.
What's up?
That's a stag.
Oh, come on.
What's up?
Oh, come on.
There we go.
Help me dry it on my pants.
Well, let him back in five minutes.
Let me dry it.
Louie, Louie, oh my goodness, Louie, oh yeah.
What a cute dog, come on Louie.
Well, let me get everything out.
Let's finger this.
I like Louie.
Rob, have you ever seen a cat that looks like that before?
It's a cute cat.
What, where are we?
Drawing of a cat on the fridge.
I never drew that.
Oh, he could drew that.
That's beautiful.
Such a nice cat.
Guys, I think we should wash our hands.
I did.
Yep we should.
What?
This dog always eats both my nuts.
Oh!
Yeah, he's a nut puncher.
Oh!
Just like his father.
Oh!
How do you love...
Oh!
You're the best.
Did you pull out the George Foreman?
Huh?
Did you pull out the George Foreman?
Uh, Vicky made me a sandwich yesterday.
Oh, okay.
But today, the taco day.
Okay, so let me get everything out. Let me get that fridge open here.
Alright.
Perfect.
Everything, so those are, there's all the tortillas.
You can let us, right?
Here's some onions.
Perfect.
Let me move this can back a bit.
We're making Nick's famous taco.
We've got, I don't know what this is.
We've got like ham, I guess, and stuff.
Where are the steaks?
Oh, God, Chance, where are the steaks?
Hold on.
They're here somewhere, you know they are.
Oh, right.
A lot of something.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I think that's enough.
God!
Yeah, I didn't know we got so much.
I thought it was only one of these.
No, this is exactly what, sick.
I am, thank you.
You're welcome.
Because this is not me breaking my diet,
and I need this.
I need this right now.
I think me and your dog are best friends, though.
Who, Louis?
Oh my God.
He is very young. He's massive.
Feel his paws. Feel his paws.
Oh my goodness.
Did you get the lettuce?
His paws are massive.
He's so cute.
And he's got to grow into them.
Oh my god, he does have big paws.
He's such a good boy.
You get the lettuce in there?
You're such a good boy.
I think so.
Oh my god, you smell like dog.
Oh dude, this is going to be so good bro.
Yeah, Knuth's coming outside. You kiddin' came?
That's unfortunate.
Do you want light salt?
I can try to get salt.
Yeah.
All right.
So how do we season this?
What's that one?
What?
Do you have salt and pepper?
Probably.
Let's see.
It's in here somewhere.
You're biting me.
Salt and pepper.
It's going to be a pantry.
Well, how old is this dog?
Not old.
We got sea salt.
Does that work?
I'm trying to teat on me.
You trying to teat on me?
Yeah.
He's like, oh my god.
How old is he?
Two months?
Maybe.
Where's our pepper?
It's so cute.
Do you have any non-diet drinks by any chance?
We have regular Sprite.
Oh, that's W. Can I get some?
Yes, I'll grab it.
Thank you, sir.
Hang on, let me find the pepper.
Oh my goodness.
You got it.
Fuck, I can't find the pepper.
You're so fucking cute.
Looking.
Ha!
Thank you, Nick.
We'll do it.
Here, Rob, you want to play with Louie?
So, while I look for this pepper?
Yeah, I could do that.
What do you mean, look for the pepper?
I think you got bored of me.
Is that pepper?
Yes, sir.
Oh, well, here's the pepper.
Louie, get out of the pantry.
Alright, so we got salt, we got pepper, now what?
Oh my god, can you show chat?
Get a little garlic powder.
Can you show chat these fucking steaks?
I haven't had a steak like this in so long, because I've been on a healthy diet.
I'm on a feast right now.
I'm not gifting any subs.
Fucking shit.
I'm hungry.
Why is it like, why is it, it's so weird, why is it coloring off all the time?
See it's like super bright, look at the table, it's like heaven.
What the fuck is going on?
See it keeps happening in my shit, man.
What are you doing?
I don't know, why does it happen?
ISO?
This is crazy.
What is happening?
This is nuts, uh.
What the fuck, uh.
He's fixing it, I think.
I mean, trying to do that.
Oh, not uh.
Light boost, LLB, turned it off, or turned it on.
Did that fix it, uh?
It did fix it, uh.
Stop doing that, uh.
Oh, my God, uh.
Maybe next time.
Add some garlic powder.
Garlic powder, I'm down, baby.
Garlic powder, Chance.
I'm looking for it.
I think we do be having that.
Garlic powder somewhere.
What about onion burger?
Onion powder is not bad.
I mean, it's not bad.
Chance, do you have a tong?
Hey, this is my cable.
Do you have a tong?
Do you have tongs?
Chance, do you have tongs?
We might, but hang the fuck on, man!
Dude, you're getting frustrated, man.
It's just cooking.
Women do this all the time.
Garlic powder.
Oh, hey, I found it.
This is kind of a shit.
Yes, it is.
Okay, so we got garlic powder, I got salt, and I got pepper.
And you need tongs?
Yep.
Okay, I don't know where those are.
Ow!
Wait, maybe I do.
Oh, tongs.
Perfect.
So I got tongs.
So what do you need, baby?
A knife.
How good of a knife?
I mean, can I cut the meat?
Okay, so a steak knife.
Oh, you know what I need from you?
From who here steak knife who here is good enough at cutting up onions?
I can't do that. I don't follow the onions. Huh? I don't follow the onions. Okay. You want me to do it then?
Yeah, okay. What are you doing with the onions? The onions are pretty much what makes these tacos so good.
So I need a knife that's better than that steak knife. Actually, I see one right here. You got knifes. Yep, that works
works. It's perfect. So what we can do is do you want to season them Chance? I'll do
whatever you tell me to do. Alright, let's see if you can season it man. Alright, let
me scooch over George Foreman. Alright, I did wash my hands. I did as well, but
Oh look, eat it.
Look at this fucking guy, how is he able to, hey, off.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing that, Louis.
No, he's just for you, big baby.
I think he should take a meat.
No, he should not be taking any meat.
This is not for them.
All right, so I just opened this, do we need like a pad that I put this on?
You can just cut it open.
You want to use a knife to cut it open?
Where's the other knife I had?
I'll put it right there.
His bowl's empty.
I'm going to give him some water.
Let me flip this so I can see what they see.
Goodness.
I forgot how to cut it.
It's been so long.
Man, like, why is it so gosh darn zoomed in on everything?
They don't see anything.
Hit 0.5, Brett.
Oh, come on.
I'm on 0.5.
This knife is duller than my cock, by the way.
Was that something you guys use?
Do you sharpen your knives?
I just buy new ones.
I'm gonna wash my hands again, everyone's mad at me.
Okay, second time I've washed my hands.
Deep, deep, deep wash.
So what are we putting in these tacos?
We got lettuce, we got cheese.
Maybe we have cheese in there.
Oh my God.
And then we got some like dressings.
Do we have salsa?
Why am I asking?
i think we have salsa
i hope we do
you guys don't know nix tacos
nooo
we do have salsa
nix tacos don't have cheese or salsa
what are you having on it?
onions?
yes we have onions
frog fat
you don't have to put them in if you don't want them
i'm gonna ask vp to instacart some stuff what do y'all want?
nothing because they're perfect the way they are
rob do you want anything?
cheese
Can we go ask her?
You guys understand it's just, you guys are just missing out.
Hey babe.
Babe?
Can you insert some cheese over there?
How big is this house?
Is it two hours?
OK.
All right.
Never mind.
I love the smell of onions.
I don't mind the smell of them.
It's just the taste of them.
I don't like it.
You just leave this over here.
So food won't be here for two hours.
So we can't, it's, we have over here.
You guys are eating Nick's tacos and you're not going to complain about it.
Okay.
Well, you always had salsa with your tacos.
Ever did?
Yes, you did.
I had thousand-dollar dressing, sir.
Yeah, but for me, you would always put salsa on them.
Because we had it in the house.
Yeah.
These are better, I promise.
Okay.
Have I ever steered you guys the wrong way?
So, hold on.
How do I season this, then?
I guess you do one thing at a time, because we only have one camera.
Well, I'm just cutting the money in.
So, let's just...
Should we put on some like ambient cooking music?
I could play it for my phone.
They have speakers.
Hey Alexa, can you play some Arabic cooking music?
Arabic.
Isn't that what you said?
Italian.
Or like steak, you know, just like.
I think, hey Alexa, are you here?
I don't think, I think we moved Alexa.
I don't see her.
Yeah, we don't have that anymore.
But I have Spotify I can play through the speakers.
Oh, it's so good.
Chad, do we let chance to season this himself,
or do we help him out?
All right, let's see here.
I've seen him season before.
Is it good?
So what's wrong?
I don't know, just look up like...
Cooking.
Cooking restaurant music.
Cooking music.
Feel good cooking mix.
It's playing a lot.
Ahhhh.
What the hell is that?
Like that?
Yeah, that's a mood.
Okay.
You just ate the raw onions?
It's so good.
Well, try it.
I did before.
I took a bite out of the raw onion on my stream and I gagged.
I almost threw up.
No, sir. No, sir.
This is the best fruit ever.
What's a fruit?
Is it?
I actually don't know.
All right, so how do I season?
Do I just pour it on here?
Which one first? Salt?
Pepper, this dog will not stop licking my fucking leg.
Or garlic powder.
Doesn't matter which way you put it on.
It doesn't matter, but I'll do salt first.
Okay, so I salt first.
How much?
Just enough to cover it all.
You want to salt both sides.
Those are some big fucking pieces.
Yeah, it's fine despite that. They're not it's usually not too salty
But you want to make sure you get both sides. That's a lot actually I would suck that out a little bit, okay?
I mean it's already kind of spread. I'll be honest
I'm not really doing anything. I would okay. Don't look out now. Now pepper. Yep
Like peppers not really coming out here
I don't know, it's the pepper you found, man.
I mean, this is your house.
I just found one.
Oh my God, you're so much stuff in here, Chance.
Yeah, but I can't find anything.
What the fuck?
You have so much.
Is this steaks, isn't it?
Might be steaks.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff here.
This is just for steak.
Yeah, Vicky does a lot of cooking.
Yeah, but at this point we've already pretty much season we got just do the other side now garlic it now garlic powder. Yeah
Oh my bro
How much garlic powder are you? Oh?
I'd say that's about it. Look at this one
prime garlic
With black garlic and truffle. This is God seasoning like that. I mean we could put it on the other side
can we yeah why not fuck it I mean it's got everything that's it there in it
look at all pepper you trust this guy to fucking season your shit look at this
guy fucking chance okay let me sure it's not old wait what's what's today's day
I don't know what year we in this is this is best by 611 is that this month who
Who cares?
That shit doesn't exist here.
Please excuse me baby.
Are you sure it's not too much salt?
Wait, this is two months ago.
We're in August.
It's eight.
That's fine.
Dude, it's fine.
It's honestly fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
All right.
But this one looks good too.
It's gross.
That meat is gross touching it.
Now what do I do?
If that's gross, you must say probably bubbles, too, huh?
Do I just put this on?
Yeah, go ahead.
What do I do?
Salt? First?
No, just- we'll just use this one.
Okay, so I'll use this.
Oh, I'll have to open it full on.
Oh, it's never open. There's no way it's bad, right?
I-I'm pretty sure it's fine.
What's that noise?
Mr. Blue Sky?
Do I have two s- I have music playing in the loft and here.
What the fuck?
Okay, hang on.
I think Vicky's playing the songs for us.
And I'm playing bullshit.
Who's singing?
Did you put this on?
I think Vicky did. I think she's hooking us up.
This is a theme.
This is a ratatouille, no?
Oh, shit, a rat.
Really?
No.
Don, get out.
Hey, can you close that pantry door?
Hey, wait!
Come on.
Where are your cats?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Somewhere
They still climb up on that thing?
Yeah they climb up on everything
Oh, be careful with this one
No no no, that looks good
But I would, so you don't want the season to fall off as soon as we go on the grill
So you want to pad it into it a little bit
Chance, what the fuck?
Okay, more than that man
With that?
You want to pad it into it so it doesn't fall off when you put it on the grill.
Nick, thoughts?
How do I pad it in?
You touch it.
Yeah.
And then those fibers extract the seasoning.
They absorb it in.
Is this right?
Huh?
That's a nice chance.
You got a good form there.
I'm just two fingering it.
Oh, that's great.
move everyone but i think we are being watched
i'm not sure but i'm getting this feeling like they know
did i put more on it seems like it all disappeared as i rubbed it it's fine that's all
all right we're good okay but shouldn't i get salt and pepper on this side
Yeah, it comes with salt and pepper.
Oh, it do?
Yeah, it adds some salt and pepper.
Okay, salt and pepper?
Yeah, no, no, no.
I think that that seasoning is going to have salt and pepper in it already.
Well, it does, too.
I wouldn't add a lot of salt.
I added rock.
I think it's going to be over-salted.
Okay, well, most of it's in the form.
No, no, no.
Don't add pepper.
Okay.
That's where you got pepper in it.
Garlic?
No, no, no.
We're done.
I'm going to see.
So I think it's seasoned to fuck.
Can we try this one for the next one?
Let's just try this one.
OK.
So I'm seasoning this one as well.
Unless you want to eat it without seasoning.
OK, we're seasoning that one as well.
OK, you want to season this one, Nick?
Yeah.
I want to watch you do it.
Oh, yeah, I'm just going to eat those.
God dang.
You got to rub it in there.
That's all right.
So flip.
If you don't you can rub it in you have to fall off. Oh, yeah. No, he's just knocking it off
Yeah, that's how it feels like it just leaves. He's just knocking it out. You press I am pressing. Yeah, he knocked it off
We have that
We may have more. Yeah
They impressed that in
You went trick little bit over I'll show you
Okay, I think they didn't see me face don't don't see me. Let me show you what you're supposed to do you can um
You can put some on the sides as well.
Alright, so this is the idea I used to do growing up.
Before he would viciously assault me. So you go like this?
Stabbing holes into it? Yeah, so it goes inside. He didn't assault me. He's actually a great father.
He just happened to chat and said, I never did that.
Yeah, my dad was good.
Everyone says you're ruin, ruin, caps off.
ruined ruin caps on but they didn't grow up with food because they're up for so
my listen to them
okay so now what now you want me to use
this one no the only the only thing you can use it
it's under it's under his elbow
I'm even pushing if you want but it's gonna be here
chat most of you are European you don't even have meat like this
Like, holy fuck.
I was in Norway and the only times I spent to even find a piece of meat that looked like
this, it was impossible.
Don't fucking tell me that shit, Europe.
Alright, it's all done.
So it's seasoned, now what?
Now we cook it.
Yeah.
So, okay.
Are we sure though?
Are we sure?
Yeah, I think.
Do we have to like cut the fat off maybe?
Are you fucking stupid?
Sorry.
You know, I should not have got that angry.
I take it back.
This is a rib eye.
It's the fattiest cut of meat and that's what makes it tasty.
And that helps add flavor.
So you cut the fat off afterwards?
If you're that big of a pussy, yeah.
I think fat's disgusting and chewy and gross.
You could cut the fat cap off afterwards, but that's too much for you.
Let's go outside.
Alright, Rob, can you help me carry one of these?
Yeah, I got you.
Where's your fucking phone charger? Oh need that battery pack. Yeah, I hang on
I'm gonna be honest. This one looks a little on under Susan. Yeah
It's even a grill it well the girls not even on yet
So we can actually kind of wait with the wing leave the food
I don't know if like a base it's about flies. We just leave it in here until we go outside
I don't know the fly situation over here
Nick I don't know where that battery pack went. I can't hear you bro. I don't know where that battery pack went
You know a battery pack?
That smells really good
Let me go see if it's in the bedroom
So are we just leaving him to grow yeah we do without him we should write
teaching how to do it fuck this guy oh shit I'm gonna tell you the back no no
ah don't do it we do it no no ah what's happening he's so
Oh my god, don't do it to me.
Someone stop this guy.
He's evil.
Okay, I got it.
All right, Chance, where do you get that grill going?
Uh, I am ready.
So we're going to have to carry this thing with it.
From all times?
That's the longest cable I've ever seen.
Yeah, but it doesn't need to be.
That's a good thing.
Yeah, all right.
Oh, hey, hello, baby.
You ready to go outside?
Did you get the snakes, Rob?
Little green mellow. Well, we're gonna run up the grill first. I see yeah close that door behind you. I got you
All right soda pop turn it on baby. Well, let me
Do some tech look at these guys grilled you built into his house all those years of you know
St. Piaw and screaming this has to go plugged into it, right? Yeah
Still remember the rain
Oh, yeah.
So as y'all can see, there was like,
this grill is slightly just not under the roof.
So we're all sitting here on this couch,
and Rob is sitting here just flipping food in the rain.
Just soaked, just soaked.
Yeah, it was great.
Funniest thing ever.
It was a great night.
Chats, do you ever think I'll be able to afford a house
like this for myself?
Yes, really?
I think you can.
Now, what do I do here?
Turn it on.
How?
Well, which one?
There's like a bunch of different ons.
Does it matter?
Is it just section-based, like an oven?
Oh, fuck.
Did you use all of them?
Why is this one different?
It's a rear burner.
Rear burner.
Ooh.
I can smell the gas.
OK, it's all on, right?
Wow, it actually just turned on like that.
That's insane.
It's a nice grill.
That's not how my grill works.
I got to twist this knob with the propane tank
and press the button.
Do you have a propane tank?
Yes, your house.
So what do we do?
We just wait now?
We have some stuff.
there's a temperature gauge so what do we want it to be at? 400
it's not even moving
bro what? it just turned out to be a gesture
isn't it kind of like wouldn't it go quick at the beginning?
no
it usually takes like a second
but the fire is on
because it needs to like fill up heat into this whole thing
I understand
do you have a bottle of water?
would you like one?
it's for the grill
because ribeyes like to catch fire
and when I cook it it's really weird so
Okay, let me get a bottle of water for you then.
Yeah.
Doesn't that take about 30 minutes?
This thing's gonna be hot as fuck and like super good.
No question marks, guys.
Guys, guys, if you didn't grow up in the 90s,
okay, on a six-figure income, I don't wanna hear it.
This is different life, guys, it's different life.
Just don't wanna hear it, guys.
No question marks, guys.
I don't want to hear it, man.
Explosion?
Rob, lift up the grill, just in case?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Okay.
Is it getting warm?
No, it's fucking hot.
How do we turn it down?
With the knobs?
How come?
Because we have it all set on high.
How do we know if this gauge even works?
It's not moving.
No, it's moved a little bit.
It's not moving.
How do we know if this gauge even works?
No, it's moved a little bit has it yeah
Now it's moving it's moving you could clearly see a moment
I feel like Nick is really in his element right now. What do you mean? This is your element man. This is it
Grilling some steaks. Grilling some steaks, baby
All right, I got a bottle of water and I brought the steaks up. We can just leave the steaks outside
I feel like they'll cook it's that fucking hot out here. It's pretty hot. This is miserable. I need to get a fucking towel
Yeah, you can get one. There's some inside you want me to go get one for you? No, it's all right
I'm allergic to your dog and he licks the back of my legs. What's okay? Hey, Cody. Hello, baby. Aren't you a cutie sip?
Good boy. Good dog. You want to see something crazy? Sure. All right. Let's see if I can get Louis to do it
Oh my goodness, he's still stuffing.
Yeah, Louie, oh he's gonna be super distracted.
Louie, hey, Louie, come here, sit.
Geez, that tail's like a monster.
Yeah, his tail's monstrous. Sit.
Louie, sit, sit.
There's no way. Sit.
Louie, sit.
Oh my god, there's no way right now.
Kota, you are not who I'm talking to.
Louie, sit, colon capital D. Louie, sit, Louie, sit, colon capital D is a
high five. He knows high five, I swear. It's not happening.
I'm just gonna embarrass myself. Oh, they're all, chat's smiling now I'm retarded.
So, Chance, you don't have like towels out here for your guests, bro? What the fuck?
You want a towel for what? So you're sweating. It's crazy, bro.
I was like, we're gonna swim, I'll go get you a towel.
It should be out here already, man.
Well actually, I think they're in this little container over here.
Yeah, come on, rich guy.
Guys, isn't it crazy that Chance done left me in the poor house over there with, you know, by myself?
And he moved out to this great ass house with all these dogs and just left me.
The poor old Nick behind.
Crazy.
Okay, the towels are not in there.
So I will go get you a towel.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
They're gonna hurt those balls
Chey you guys prefer dog pool cam or grill with nothing else cam
Okay
What they say dog pool I could just put it here
Hey, this is one that you'd never get in California, bro.
All this space.
Well, if you had this in California, it would cost a fuck ton more.
How much thing would cost like $30 million?
Yeah, stupid amount.
Who even has that sort of money, bro?
I don't know.
Like, how do you even accumulate that much money?
Like, how many people do you have to screw over to get that money?
Excuse me, that's true.
I got a house.
Amazing.
What did they say?
Steaks or their dogs?
They like the dogs.
Yeah, they just tell me they just love watching the dogs.
See, I can't even see my screen, man, because of my stupid glasses.
Bring it out of the sun so it doesn't overheat.
Yeah.
Is this their ball?
Are they going to break this ball if I throw it?
Huh?
Are they going to break this ball if I throw it?
No, no, no.
That's a herding ball.
Throw it in.
They're supposed to chew and play with it.
So big.
In the water? Yeah.
That was a cute noise.
See Kota has to go from the shallowing because he's a huge pussy.
Go get your ball Kota! Go get it!
He ain't going to be able to go in from there.
Come on Kota!
All the way back around. Come on Kota, go get it!
There you go.
You got to enjoy it while you can because the ventures will be 13 and can't walk.
Nope.
If the buddy jumped in this pool he would just die.
Get your ball Kota! Get your ball! Skippy is just out there with a different ball
playing with it. He's having so much fun. Yeah, it's their herding ball. It's actually
for horses.
Get your ball Kota! Go get it! Go get it!
Good boy.
How long does it take for this grill to heat up?
It's probably almost heated up to be honest.
I can't believe you're choosing to sit in the sun, Rob.
Why not?
Get a little sun.
Nice little tan.
Get your ball, Kota.
Kota, get your ball.
What type of dog is that?
Border Collies.
Really?
Wasn't Kevin a Border Collie?
Kevin is, or was a retreat, he had some retriever in him.
Definitely a good one, a retriever.
Yeah, he had some retriever in him.
I'm so fucked up because it's a little bit of everything
This is almost at 400
I'm going to bring out the stakes
Oh you took them out already?
I think we're pretty much good to put them in
Let's do it
Do you know how long it is?
Well that's the question
What
Cook do you guys want?
I like medium rare
Okay so like bloody
Yeah medium rare
Not rare, medium rare. Can you do that, Nick?
Yeah, easy.
One minute on each side and done.
Are you sure? I don't think that's right.
That doesn't sound right.
Guys, come on.
On a medium-high pan, it takes four minutes on each side.
Guys.
I don't think you're right.
Dude, it's just one minute, two minutes done, bro.
I think it's gonna be at least...
Okay, one or two minutes is a very stark difference.
It's like double the time.
I think it's going to be at least three to four minutes on each side.
Bro, that's crazy.
Maybe six, seven?
Nice.
Sorry.
I'm so sick.
Oh my God.
And that's it.
I was going to film it.
That smells really good though.
You can't film it, Ash.
Wait, are we going to eat out here or inside?
Inside.
Hug this hole.
Hey, hey, hey.
Fuck the outside.
Hey, fuck me.
Okay, sorry.
That's pretty nice out here, Loki.
That's psychotic.
You think it's that hot?
Dude, I know it's...
Where do you...
But, okay, should we get a cutting board
or something to put them on?
Like, we don't have anything to put them on.
Dude, you just put it back on the same piece
to think you took it off?
No, no, no.
What?
You're in circles.
You're crazy.
You want to put it on that?
Yeah, extra seasoning.
Bro, I'll get a cutting board.
Rob?
How do I open this fucking door?
Oh, fuck, it's already...
Good boy, Bippy.
Are you learning how to grow, motherfucker?
I mean, dude, I watched you just fucking rub shit on it and then leave it in there for a year.
Here's AFK, this shit's a joke.
I thought you were gonna Gordon Ramsay flip things, but no, you don't do anything.
So I'm watching the dogs. Look at them go,
I'm a little baby.
I wish it's...
There's technique to this, Jans.
Why don't you get in the pool, huh?
Because I'm grilling.
I can feel it, feel me useful, man.
You have to wash the thing because some of the girl catches fire.
Okay.
How do you know if it's on fire?
because this thing will shoot up really fast.
Really?
But how does that make sense?
Wouldn't the heat stay the same?
Because there's already a fire in there?
No, because it's actual flames.
But there is actual flames below it.
Did you not see them?
Yeah, but it's on top.
It will touch the top.
The growth edge is flat.
I see.
Well, I mean, this is really not that interesting.
You guys want to look at this heat gauge?
That's it.
This is what Nick wants me to stare at.
No, I'm not sure about that.
That's how it's supposed to be.
I don't even know the temperature on this thing.
Not really.
I mean, the thing is the dogs are pretty consistently the same fucking thing too.
Oh, look at his tongue. He's so gassed.
I turned it up a bit.
The grill?
How?
Come on.
Well, what I did was, I turned it on high.
On the other side?
And then I don't know how hot your grill gets.
So I turned it down a little bit lower
because I didn't want it to get too hot too quickly.
How do you do that, though?
What knobs?
This one, this is high, low.
But aren't there, well, there's a lot of knobs, though.
It twists all of them.
Your dog is suffering, so I'm going to keep him inside.
He's panicking.
Yeah, he struggles out here.
That's a good call.
Was this what was in the sink?
Yeah, but I washed it.
I washed it with soap.
Are you sure?
Because when I came here, I came on it.
Well, that's fine.
I mean, I washed it with soap.
There could be all the calm you want on it.
Got it.
Oh my god, they're going to fall down the stairs.
Yeah, there you go.
They'll do it.
They each have their ball.
Skippy!
Get your ball!
What is he doing over there?
There he goes.
See, look.
Hey, this is important.
Okay, watching.
You see how that one's kind of catching fire in the back?
Yes.
the water bro you see that sketching fire yeah I do be seeing that yeah so how
do you fix that what I do is I pour water on it okay is that weird
these are gonna freak out though that's fine what are you doing for water is not
the big flame yet see they hate it why do they hate it but how much has I
cooked your steaks they're delicious they're delicious they are yeah the
chat's not gonna like it so yeah what would you guys do with the flame when
how would you fix it guys so as I just move it okay but what happens when the
flame gets massive it if you cause some fire some some piece of fat some fire
yeah he like drowns while he's going for it
isn't that crazy you ever seen this this is dedication yeah I'm telling you
Okay, this is it, all day.
We have to take the ball away from the second half of the day.
Not yet, but look, it's gonna flame up already.
See?
So what I would do is I would normally pour water on it and get rid of a fine.
Well, do it then.
Why don't you have the question mark?
But they're going to.
So things are gonna be fine.
How do you do things on your stream, Nick?
Why don't we take the camera outside?
Oh, so they don't see this.
I kind of like when the flame like kisses the meat a little bit, you know?
The problem is with my growth, I never clean it, so it just massively burns all the old shit.
That makes sense.
So it's harder to control it.
Who is a good boy, Koda?
I mean like, I hate that I only have one camera.
It kind of aids, I have to go back and forth.
You should get like some pre-set up cameras that you can swap through.
A what?
Like a pre-set up camera.
Like that hangs up that you can swap through.
That's a lot of effort.
Let's make someone else pay someone else to do it.
Who?
I don't know.
I don't have someone like that.
You used to.
You left a mind in the house to rot.
I don't know where we're going.
Tech guys going in, charging for our...
He actually will just chase it forever.
I love it.
See Chance, look.
You're not learning.
I am learning, dude.
Did you see the flame?
No, I didn't because you didn't tell me to look.
Look at the smoke!
What do you think is happening on the inside?
A little bit of fire. See?
See how it's fire?
Okay.
So...
You gotta be careful because it's gonna spark it up.
See?
There's so much.
You okay?
I think you should keep moving them.
They might get stuck if you don't.
Because we didn't put oil on them or anything.
Why aren't you flipping them?
There's not time to flip them, you know.
I thought you said only one minute in there.
That was a fucking lie.
Oh, so you were.
Okay, that was rage bait.
It's what people can't tell me.
It's suspicious.
But obviously, stop fucking with it.
You suck at it.
Don't say, obviously, why would I know?
You suck at sarcasm.
Oh, I suck?
So I should kill myself, huh?
Yeah, maybe.
Jump on the fire.
No, baby, you're so hot, please.
Thank you.
You're so sucks.
Please.
That's a timer.
It's time to flip.
Well, I think the grill was too low.
Put that one first.
Oh yeah.
You do your fucking job and film how good it looks.
Oh, fuck.
Fine.
Nice.
I don't know.
You're only your fucking phone.
See, that one's burnt because of the flames.
Ooh.
That one's weird with the white stuff on it.
Man, it's just a salt.
Oh, it's just a salt.
Yeah, it's just a salt.
Your device is hot and may overheat.
I got to get out of the smoke.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, looks like the only tube that's cooking well.
Ooh, interesting.
Look, the seasoning is cooking differently.
It's because this side of the grill has higher flames.
I wonder why.
Because they're not, this one's still set on high
and you turn those to like lower, I think.
I think it's just on fucking higher, bro.
It's because of that grease.
Why don't you pour water on it?
Want me to?
I don't care what you do, Nick.
You want to see what happens?
It's made of good things.
You want to see how much you pour water on it?
Yeah.
Water is actually an accelerant. Yeah, you can't put it on oil. It's bad, but there's no oil here
So I'm talking about so for a second there when you put water on just to be so pissed me by the flames are gonna get bigger
We're gonna shop
See how it's bigger for a second. It's gone
See I'm saying huh. Yeah, the chance for you sure. You know it works
They're question marking, reguard, I can't, fat is oil,
gauge bait, I can't, I'm so furious, R&B.
See?
You know it worked, right?
Use a spray, idiot.
See, this worked.
Bro, question mark.
I'm telling you, you want to know why, there's no like, like back in the day there was
was that a lot of, a lot of like new, like newton, like figured out the laws of physics,
like all these new things going on. But nowadays, if you come up with something a little bit
different, everyone calls you retarded. So no one's actually learning anymore.
Yeah. Holy fuck.
I'm listening.
Really girl.
What are they saying?
they're saying that's crazy you want to try now i'll do it what am i doing can the grill
tend it okay okay yo chef morris
i'm tending to grill sorry you look really cool thank you
can you trust me at your barbecue yeah so if i if you lift up i bet you there's massive flames
right now my eyes hurt hey oh are you this road got in my eye all right I'll
do it oh look like I said it's on fire chance why aren't you taking the grill
okay we get the water then that's burning turn down the grill chance how
it's on fire like I said it was is it which one's it which way's off down
they're all down it's gonna be big flames now don't pick up the water
chance because that will make a little you if you do that but no what do we do
does it ever go away no because it's fucking those things should be ready
soon I wouldn't I wouldn't bring the thing back down oh and look you kind of
worked in there probably still a couple minutes maybe okay yeah yeah I
I got water on this thing.
Dude, the wind is just blowing it straight in your eyes.
Yeah, that gas is getting right in my fucking eyeballs.
Kota, hey!
Oh, make sure he doesn't jump up there because he will burn himself.
Yeah, I bet he will.
Kota, get out of here.
Can I put these guys inside?
This is very interesting how they're cooking differently.
Maybe.
That's a cartwheel.
I think it just means that he is not even going to distribute it.
Are you sure you want to close it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Listen, I'm going to trust you.
Chance says you have the best stakes.
So, I'm telling you, they're cooking differently because of the seasonings.
I think these stakes are better though.
Because they're made with love and they taste better.
Mine didn't come.
She also cooks filets and you got ribeye because you're a fat bitch.
In fact, six together.
Wow.
Moron has no idea what he's doing. Oh, I'm being bothered.
What do you mean?
I have 77,000 viewers. I'm being bothered.
This is 12k for me.
Dude, I'm making it.
Let's go, baby!
I should try. Maybe Twitch will treat me.
Hey, fake it till you make it.
I'm famous. I'm the biggest streamer ever. I have 77,000 viewers. Everyone loves me.
Guys, this is where it's happening.
It's happening here. There's no reason not to send it.
Am I actually being bothered to be open this? Can you repeat it? For me it says 12k on the mobile app, but I don't know.
Let me open.
No, I'm bothered to shit.
74k straight up. Damn, let's go, baby.
I think we're fucking famous, bro. We're fucking famous!
Let's go!
LTK is back! The other day, whose stream was I on?
Where did I say? I said, if I'm, if I get bodied, just know it was yours!
I was making a joke. I said, if I get bodied, just know it was, it's me doing it.
Yo, I sent out who though? I sent out who? Come on.
True. I'm back.
They're like crazy. Ran people can just send your view account to the moon.
Moon. Yeah, send it to a million. Fuck it. To the moon. I'm that famous. Everyone in
India is watching me. All right. They're pretty much ready. Are they? Yep. Ready?
Take them off. Quick. So, off. Turn these off. Off. How do I go off? Push it down and go up.
I got that one. And surprise! Whoo! I can't wait to see the inside. They're on fire, Nick.
I even pour water on it. Oh, do you want the cutting board? I have it. I got it.
Uno. Jesus Christ. I'll say watch out.
You can film the fish.
You're perfect. Someone said well done. Yeah they can well done my fucking black cock.
I don't know how, I think these are medium. They're a medium for sure.
And they're pretty thick. Let's give it a try.
Take one side and cut before they get to the cover. Yes sir. I need someone to open the door for me.
the door for me. Oh my god that's a lot of meat to balance.
I will give it a 10 out of 10 on the smell.
It smells good. Look at those guys stacking steaks.
So I said no resting LOL.
Yep, no resting. You close the grill Nick?
Yes. They typically let it, what, 10 minutes? Nope. No resting.
Fuck resting. Keep the grease. Keep the grease baby.
For me, what for you guys?
Alright, so tell me...
Okay.
Tell me about the process.
No, we just do it.
Alright.
We just go straight in.
Nick is genuinely done.
Yep.
What are you looking for?
Another cutting board.
I can find another one.
There, they have my tier.
Oh, there they are.
Trying to clean.
Now is there any turn down the music a little bit? Yes. Okay bring over the
other camera.
Okay perfect. I think you got it. Thank you babe I love you. All right Chance? Yes
sure. Let's see if I did a good job. Let's cut into that piece of meat right there.
Go ahead. You cut it right in the head. You know how to cut against the brain.
Give me a frock.
Frock me. What? Are you seeing a fork? Yes, to the left. Same bag now, y'all.
Two options, Tom. Slide to the left. We were in the same wave. Yeah, it was pretty good.
That's good.
That's green.
Like I said I would.
I think we owe Nicholas an apology.
That's pretty good.
That right there Rob is my entire Twitch career.
So it's a medium, medium, it is medium.
That is not medium rare.
It's pretty good though.
I would say that is a fair stake.
Where are those drinks at?
Is there like a fridge back here?
Yeah.
Yeah, you got it.
I've actually never cooked a medium-rare steak.
So now we start cutting the steak up like crazy.
Because it's taco steak, right?
This is a rich person taco steak I've ever seen.
How small the bites are thin?
I'll be like this.
Half an inch maybe.
Like this?
Pretty thin?
Well, what are we going to do actually is cook these 30 years.
That's definitely better than a steak.
OK, half an inch.
Give a plate.
Replace that.
I'll give you some.
Wait.
Oh, bro.
Can I do a sample bite?
No.
Fuck.
Where do you keep your plates, Janice?
Uh, to the north right.
This?
Are they in there?
Well, there's some plates in there.
Which I will use.
Wait, you gotta take plates of me.
I will. I'm gonna fucking stylize that shit and everything.
She's not a big steak person, but she'll fucking love this regardless.
Where I'll hit her.
Give it a try.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Okay, go ahead.
Mmm.
This is really good.
Yep.
I'm trying one.
Nick, I never saw that in you.
It's fucking delicious.
What's up, Ben?
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't like these parts.
It's all just a piece of shit.
I don't like these parts, it's all just fat and gross.
Leave it to me, leave it to me, leave it to me.
Okay.
Cut these up as a normal person would.
Okay, well I'm going to cut the parts that I like.
No, no.
Just cut them up and take the ones you want.
Unless that one's just for you.
I don't have the next steak for you.
I just don't like the fat from everybody.
It's fucking gross.
No, I don't like the chewy fat.
Like, it adds flavor, sure, but once it's done and it's cooked and the flavors have soaked in, get this fat out of my face.
I agree.
How do I open this door?
I think I can probably get some out of that left side here.
Oh, there's some foul going on to your table.
Put a towel on it.
Yeah, some good bites in there.
On the counter.
I need a bigger cutting board.
This is not going to be cut in here.
I'll just grab me another one.
Please, and thank you.
Oh!
Fuck.
Yeah, that's a fat.
It's fat for Nick.
Call fat for Nick.
I'm just gonna put a whole bunch of fat in my taco.
Where's the fat?
This?
I think it's all fat there.
Oh my god, this is perfect.
Chat, look at this piece of meat that he doesn't want to eat.
Look at that.
I mean, I eat it, but when I have this much steak,
it's like...
No, we're not gonna eat all of this.
No.
We should have invited Kenu.
What a mess, buddy.
Oh my God, with the fat, it's even better.
I can't believe 80,000 people are watching me cut steak.
They must have really liked this content.
You made it.
I made it.
Isn't Twitch easy, dude?
Holy shit, it's a joke.
Clearly, I need some vitamin more on it.
Who needs streamer, you?
What a waste of time.
True.
So true.
No use in the wind.
Oh, smokey.
So bad at cutting.
Everyone's probably making fun of my pork grip.
Okay, we're gonna just fucking start doing the proper grip here.
I've had enough.
What happened to the tongs here?
So can we start taking this meat and putting it somewhere else?
Like the actual cut?
Take this and put it over there.
Why don't you just swap the cutting board?
Fine.
No.
It's literally, luckily the kitchen counter's been cleaned, but I'm just getting all of the counter.
I gotta wipe that down after you know.
Yeah, there's fat everywhere.
Here, if I could get another knife, I could help you cut it.
I don't know if we have another knife like this one.
I'll look.
Okay.
I'm gonna search.
Where are the frocks?
Uh, to the left.
Okay.
I think there's a third cutting board, so I'll grab that.
Okay, this is fat for me.
Fuck it, just use all of them.
There's some good bites, and everybody can have that.
Oh shit.
Nice.
But it made it.
No, it did.
What are we even filming right now?
What does it even look like?
What are we even filming right now? What does it even look like?
Nope.
No, my bots! They left! No!
Come on guys.
What the heck?
So what do you think the story is on that bot? Who do you think did it?
And what do you think, like, do you think they ran out of money and they only paid for like 10 minutes as a joke?
Yeah, I think some random guy was like, oh my god, let's see how Mr. Poppin reacts.
If I put 80,000 viewers in his chat.
So basically they were just like they didn't want to afford more than that.
Yeah.
Do you think it was a viewer that spiked or hates me or loves me or is it about Nick?
Maybe a little bit of both.
I think it's Nick.
Yeah, I think the person just hates Nick.
Yeah, I think so.
I'm going to viewbot this guy.
This random dude that nicks on the stream and they're going to stop collabing with them
because they'll find out that they just get bodied.
I'm never collabing with Nick again after that.
Stay away from that guy.
I like that guy.
You cannot, no Louie, don't be begging.
I might put some steak in their dog food bowl.
There's just gonna be some fucking extra.
Yeah, I'd reward them a little bit.
Yeah, but it's gonna go in their dog food bowl.
Don't give them any.
I don't want, I don't want begging dogs.
Holy fuck, I don't know.
This is manual labor.
This fucking sucks. I want to eat right now. I hate this.
Who knows this.
Ah, Louis. Back.
Oh, this is fat at this point. Perfect for Nick.
Yeah, I'm just putting the fat back on here.
No, there's some good non-fat in there, but you know, Nick can have that.
He's gonna have some non-fat, too.
All right, last steak. Yours and this one.
That's it. God, that is juicy as fuck.
That looks really good.
That actually looks like, that looks like a feast, it's really good.
God damn, look at this stream, I don't know, it might be too much, this is a lot to dig,
holy fuck, yeah I gotta wipe this counter down after.
Whatever, it's not a big deal.
Actually, the ones that you seasoned are a little bit better, in my opinion.
I can't tell which are which. I could.
These ones were just, these ones were the ones that were just
the thing, like not the ones that you seasoned originally.
Actually, those are better.
So you're doing like the $100 steak sauce or steaks, whatever? It's okay.
It's not as good.
This is a real fatty piece of meat.
Give it to me.
So how we doing boys?
I mean, we're getting there.
So this is not cooked. These are cooked tortillas.
So what you guys can do now
is you can start building your tacos.
Well, hold on. We're still cutting steaks, man.
Yeah, that's enough.
He is right. It is enough.
I mean, look at that. Look at that fatness.
That's a ribeye. You sound retarded.
Yeah. Why do I sound retarded?
Yeah, why do I sound like hard? I understand that it's a rib eye and I understand that rib eye is a fat.
So are you just giving me pure fat?
No, I'm not. I'm giving you the...
Well, that is out here and you can choose to use as much as you want.
When I get to the sections that it's like marbled, I just give that to you.
Yeah, the fat tastes better.
Yeah, it's like this right here.
So enjoy.
It can be yours.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Louie!
Didn't even notice.
This is yours.
It's stuck up there.
God, he just fucking jumped up and just started munching.
All of that, here's Nick.
That piece was in his mouth.
Yeah, he's going to take it.
I'm going to cut this up to the dogs and split it.
Anyways, yeah, that's just cooked.
Huh?
I'm going to.
Yeah, I know.
Wait, can I say how to work?
Or is she going to like?
You can scream high.
She's going to come out here and scream into it.
Well, I was going to like it.
Well, yeah, one of the shrimp's off probably.
OK.
OK, let me go.
Are we self-loading?
Come on, Louie.
Louie.
Come on.
The better not cooked, the easier cooked.
Come here, Louie.
Where are the plates for, like, me, you know?
You're right there.
Louie.
Come here, Louie.
Give me a rub.
Thank you, sir.
OK.
Louie.
Did you get jalapenos?
I don't think I did.
He is not coming.
He's in that bedroom.
So you didn't, did you actually order stuff or not?
Uh, I did, but not now.
Oh, don't.
All right.
Put this down.
I got Louis here.
Come here Louis, come here baby, let's go, come on, come on, come on, do you want this
steak or not?
Come on, good boy, don't load this bad boy up with steak, there we go, I've never met
two men who do that stuff, I'm personally offended, the fat is fine, I just don't
like it when it's chewy.
Come on, how can you not be?
Excuse me, get your ball, come on.
Look at this, good boy.
Like on a wagyu steak?
Alright.
I actually don't like wagyu steak.
Maybe I'm the problem.
Alright.
Damn, you've stalled an island and that motherfucker like crazy.
So is this yours, Rob?
That's mine, yeah.
Wait, do you want me to get you a plate?
Uh, yes, please.
Okay.
Those are cooked and it's done.
Okay.
Give me two plates if you can.
You guys feeling that worked out?
Actually, yes.
Here.
T.Y.?
Boom.
It's done.
Oh, we need jalapenos, but I guess we don't have any.
No.
You know, it's crazy.
Everyone question marks me all the time, but if you had this, you'd probably think
this was the best food ever.
You're not going to get it.
You're pretty much screwed.
Well, I'm gonna see what the very house in the fridge. Let's see
Thousand-dollar on steak. Yeah, you put ketchup on steak, too
So look at this check
Colby jack and turkey sticks.
There is like a shredded cheese in here.
Where's that lettuce?
There is a shredded cheese in here.
Oh, then get it.
Yeah.
Triple cheddar blend.
The best of use by August 25th, 2026.
It looks good.
I think that's good.
Sounds good to me.
All right.
I'm not sure but no.
Where's that onion at?
Where?
We'll just sprinkle onion on him.
Bring a couple more for you.
I don't want you to bring this to me.
Let's see if she wants anything else.
I'm not sure how it's going to taste with cheese rub.
Oh!
Hopefully better.
I'll be fine.
I don't need much.
Hey babe!
We have this much extra meat.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Oh my god.
Brought you a taco.
Should I bring them to Miss Ganshee?
Mm-hmm.
That's fine here. I get big. I literally gave him a bite. They have a bite.
You want the Thousand Island?
You want Thousand Island? Okay Thousand Island. Let me go get some for you.
She wants Thousand Island dressing.
You put no dressing on it? Well I wasn't sure if she wanted to go. Rob?
Yeah, I'm not much of a dressing guy, I'm like, I'm, I'm weird.
You ever eat a Big Mac? Do you have the sauce on or off?
To be fair, that's a Big Mac.
You don't get it. This is a Big Mac sandwich. That's all that it is.
I mean, you know...
Just give it a little tip, just dip it in, dip it in, dip it in.
Just let me go dry a little bit.
Just let me go dry a little bit, you know?
It tastes like a Big Mac.
I believe it.
Okay, we'll bring the short out and I'll make mine. I'm so fucking hungry
So what chapter 85 k views I don't know
I haven't yet
Who bought that?
Someone like this first it would Nick's tacos count is autism. Good. All right
Yeah, whoo. Is it good
That's really good.
I wish I could fucking eat very well.
God damn it.
Now I gotta make mine.
Yeah, I'm gonna overload this motherfucker with meat.
She loves it.
She fucking loves it.
Thank you.
Yeah, this tastes like a burger.
That's not really a compliment, is it?
Yeah, she's supposed to eat food for it to taste.
Give me this one.
Let me have a win.
Have I won anything to it?
I've been getting shit on all day.
Okay, Canoone says that Kaffee's disgusting which looks like my naked body.
There's a thread on it.
It's up-boated.
There's a thread?
It's up-boated.
No it's not.
I haven't gotten to open it, I don't say that for anything.
So let me have this.
Okay, you're gonna have that man.
Good job.
Everyone's proud of you.
Okay.
That being said, I'm gonna fucking make it.
Guys, Nick saved the day with these steak tacos.
They're really good though.
Delicious.
Yeah, I did make it.
No, these are gonna be...
I wish I had salsa.
It'd be like pure nostalgia.
I mean, I fucking love your snake tacos.
I've had these for so long.
During COVID, I cook these every day.
Where's that lettuce?
Can we get a bag of lettuce and cheese?
Which one?
Both.
I think we have too much meat though.
I mean, dude, I'll just eat the steak
with my hands and be happy straight up.
Only thing that can make it better, I square it salsa.
Salsas are a little hard.
Red salsa?
Yes, exactly.
So what do you have for the rest of the day, Nick?
Rob?
Plan tomorrow, or Lash?
Plan tomorrow.
Nick, or Rob, what about you?
Yeah, I got to plan this week of streams.
The what streams?
rest a week of streams like because I'm taking tonight all that's crazy off the
plan so far ahead I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow and I don't really care
we'll see thousand island in a thousand island at it okay I mean it's
whatever it's just it's tastes like a big back to me you know
Okay, all right.
Damn, that is a thick ass taco.
Damn.
I can't wait for you guys to have a quick finish.
What?
You guys don't have to shit after this.
Mm-hmm, why?
Well, it's very walk-in-aid.
Where is my phone?
Oh, it's over there.
Yeah, I haven't looked at my phone all day.
I tried looking at it and you got mad at me
and it said, pay attention while you were grilling.
Really?
That was the first time I,
dude, I've been driving.
Like I drove in the car on your screen
and then I drove us to the gym.
I'm working out at the gym.
I drove us here and then we,
I have not looked at my phone.
What's gonna be on there though?
I don't know, but I get like,
I just feel like I just don't need to be updated.
do you have like to go containers? No.
The princess wants some tacos, so I don't know how to get it home to her.
I don't know, paper towel and a ziplock bag. Yeah.
What are you doing?
I'm doing some gimmicky shit. You got an Uber.
Oh, and I got an Uber back? Oh, it won't go.
How do you both do?
So what kind of plans, Rob?
You have to play your shames and stuff, but what's wrong with it?
Sorry.
Okay.
I don't know, I want to...
Like, every day I try to do one, either like hangout or like an event.
And then I try to plan like a variety of games to do afterwards.
But I feel like I've already played everything.
So that's why I have to sit there and look at like games and look at my list and see what I want to play.
My tower defense you have a tower defense. No mine. Can I suggest something real? Yeah
Just play whatever game you want to play
And then you buy
Okay, I guarantee you get more follows and you have a lot more fun. It's okay
That's for you by why should I suffer in the trenches, you know, yeah, you're good person
So remember I was like super anti-vubot, now I'm super forward.
When I was in the clan, I left the clan and I married a black woman.
As a white man.
I've seen that.
Have you?
So being against a vubot is the equivalent of being in the clan.
Yeah, on Twitch, yeah.
Okay.
You know, I'm on the wrong side.
I'll be honest, I can go straight to bed.
Like I can take the hardest nap I may have ever taken in my life.
Ooh, I get to watch the Spider-Man movies.
We've been investing. We had to watch all the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies, which I'll be honest.
The first one is pretty good, but they don't age that well.
Early superhero movies.
But if you've ever seen the Tom Holland movies,
it's important to watch the Tobey Maguire in Edgar Garfield.
It is important.
I've been investing, rewatching them with the little biggies
I've seen them.
But she has no idea why she says,
why do I have to watch these?
Like, he just do.
So that pays off tonight.
That pays off?
No.
We probably get to Tom Holland.
Well, we have one Andrew Garfield and then Bang.
Didn't Andrew Garfield only get two?
Re-watching, I remember when the movies came out.
People were saying he's too cool as Spider-Man.
Like he's, as Peter Parker, he's too cool.
They're right.
Who's too cool?
Andrew Garfield?
like when people are saying that I'm like well he's got kind of he can be like
Dorky they're saying he's too hot they have this guy wearing like a leather
jacket with a popped collar talking to girls and like giving them one liners
it's like dude that's not it's actually a little off-putting
I think I should be off-putting
I think you're hysterical. Yeah. You have your moments. You have like, what's that humor?
Like, where you, how do I explain it? Where you just talk normally but it's funny. Like
When you don't try to be funny, it's funny.
What is it called?
I don't know.
Natural humor?
No, no.
He's not naturally funny at all.
OK.
I'm scared.
Oh, right.
I think it's an age thing.
I swear to God, the funniest things are when people aren't
trying to be funny.
Someone to your chance at being black.
I can be funny.
Depression.
But wasn't it like deadpan humor or something like that?
You want a drink, Nick?
You all right? Yeah, I'll probably need another Sprite. I'm chugging through.
Mmm. That charred piece is really good.
Yeah, it's delicious.
Hey chances chat. Tomorrow I have an ad.
I got you a drink. I got you this anyways.
I can't live in chances. I don't hear it.
Can I live in chances house? Yes I bet.
I was making jokes about the table, it's actually pretty nice.
Where is Teddy?
I gotta go find Teddy.
He's bothering me. I don't know where he is.
It's all Walter.
But Teddy...
Who's Teddy?
He's the brown cat.
He's the brown cat?
We have a brown cat.
How many animals are in this house?
Um, six.
Does any ever do for you to get a bed here to make sure there are always in here?
I guess so.
That's a lot of work.
Well, that would be easy as well to leave the door open.
Is that it?
I know.
Do you like cat cats?
Do you like a dog guy or a cat guy?
I'm more of a dog guy, but I like cats.
I've had a lot more cats in my life.
I've never had a single cat.
Where is this cat?
Let me check upstairs.
He might be hiding.
black cats. I don't know, I just think they're cute.
Aren't they like the most fun love?
I think they're the least adopted or something like that. But
that might have like changed over time. I feel like I feel like
bitches be loving like black cats, you know,
bitches.
It's like expression.
I still can't believe you literally just ran out of camons inside some room.
That's happened a few times.
Wait, what?
It happened a few times.
Yeah, I don't know where Teddy is.
I
Shootin blanks
Where is he's like one night sands or I'm gonna take the bedroom. He's gotta be in that alone the arc back in the day
I've been living ten years ago. How'd you convince these women? I don't know I
Have like first date rich or some shit. I
Wasn't a scar background. I think that probably helped our outside two arms
What was your pick up line you're going to check that I'm just six with six shut up. It's that easy. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know
It works
All right, well
Team did you order ubers?
Get out of my house
So me rock over your period 85,000 viewers. This is like a dream. Sorry my bad. I don't know what that is. It's stressing me out
Unfortunately, but maybe he's a cat. He's probably just fucking hiding. I gave you your top view podcast. I gave you your top view stream
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, why because he's that guy
He's been him and he will continue to be him. Hmm. You try to kick him out
I'm having it upstairs, so I'm not going anywhere.
I don't know if you're not.
You can keep making these chocolate, that's okay.
I can say I have some tech like the old days for some free reign, I'm done.
Oh man, I want to let the dogs in, but at the same time, I do not.
That steak will get devoured.
Let me see what's going on in the kitchen right now.
Oh my God, I'm so full.
full. I forgot we ate right at that whole burger.
Kai and speed are playing Minecraft.
You know you're still streaming right now.
Am I?
Why have you turned off? We missed you.
Hang up.
All right, then I'm wrapping this up.
Team GGs.
Thank you guys for watching.
So is it our weaned fruiting.
Alright, stream I am done for the day.
I will be live tomorrow.
TYVM.
Very fun.
Thank you, Nick.
Thank you, Rob.
Appreciate y'all being here as always.
Till the next Gym Stream.
I'm going to end this.
I'm going to boop.
Maybe it boops.
Boop.
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