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You'll have more gold than you can ever spend in shops sell everything you ever need"}, {"start": 968.86, "end": 974.0, "text": " You'll never need could do if you want to search and they labeled this as best multiplayer"}, {"start": 975.4000000000001, "end": 978.72, "text": " Not usually my thing but smite and"}, {"start": 979.5200000000001, "end": 986.34, "text": " Then Europa 4 universe. 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I think I- yeah, I did play that."}, {"start": 1034.1200000000001, "end": 1036.04, "text": " Is that the best story, though?"}, {"start": 1036.76, "end": 1040.92, "text": " I feel like it was- it wasn't that good when I- oh, you have your opinion."}, {"start": 1041.72, "end": 1047.24, "text": " Uh, favorite art style that's definitely unique. Biggest personal impact, Mafia."}, {"start": 1047.24, "end": 1055.66, "text": " I mean, that's for them to disclose why Devil May Cry 5 is the best combat I was actually"}, {"start": 1055.66, "end": 1060.5, "text": " before I went live I was watching DMC Devil May Cry just to look back and be like why this"}, {"start": 1060.5, "end": 1068.98, "text": " game gets so much hate and the dialogue reminded me but DMC 5 I think I did a 24 hour stream"}, {"start": 1068.98, "end": 1078.74, "text": " on that. I don't remember much about it. My brain was fried afterwards. Overhated Guardians"}, {"start": 1078.74, "end": 1096.6200000000001, "text": " of the Galaxy Marvel. I try the new Guardians of the Galaxy so you don't have to. I mean"}, {"start": 1096.6200000000001, "end": 1106.6200000000001, "text": " So whenever a game becomes hated, or like known to be disliked, a bunch of YouTuber slops are gonna come out and try and farm the meta of hating the game, which makes it hated even more."}, {"start": 1106.6200000000001, "end": 1114.6200000000001, "text": " So games tend to get over-hated just because of YouTubers and stuff. Streamers too. Doesn't mean it's a good game though."}, {"start": 1122.6200000000001, "end": 1124.6200000000001, "text": " What is the actual gameplay of this?"}, {"start": 1126.6200000000001, "end": 1131.14, "text": " I was I was very afraid with that trophy that you guys can't hear it"}, {"start": 1131.38, "end": 1138.1000000000001, "text": " But it playing this game without the music without the 80s music playing in the back. It's just not the same"}, {"start": 1138.1000000000001, "end": 1141.46, "text": " I can't do it. I'm just gonna have to figure it out when I'm editing it, but for the record"}, {"start": 1142.38, "end": 1148.6200000000001, "text": " Okay. Oh, maybe that made the game not as good because then youtubers were getting copy-striked"}, {"start": 1150.14, "end": 1153.5800000000002, "text": " This is straight it matters. I don't know interesting interesting"}, {"start": 1153.58, "end": 1157.58, "text": " Army of two underrated underrated I"}, {"start": 1158.58, "end": 1161.46, "text": " Feel like army of two is pretty popular for when it came out"}, {"start": 1164.3, "end": 1169.6799999999998, "text": " All right overrated Yakuza needs a remake fable"}, {"start": 1172.1799999999998, "end": 1176.1799999999998, "text": " Fable one I played a fuck time in this game doesn't need a remake I"}, {"start": 1178.26, "end": 1180.06, "text": " Don't know if it needs a remake"}, {"start": 1180.06, "end": 1184.58, "text": " But whatever zero parades criminally overlooked zero parades"}, {"start": 1185.4199999999998, "end": 1192.56, "text": " I've never heard of half these games. I'm surprised that this website even has them available. I guess you can like you have to upload"}, {"start": 1195.58, "end": 1199.6599999999999, "text": " Yeah, there's like nothing on this list you got to search it let me see if it has geck's oh"}, {"start": 1200.74, "end": 1205.46, "text": " My god it has geck's on here. Okay. I'm trying to think of a game. It probably doesn't have"}, {"start": 1206.74, "end": 1208.74, "text": " Empire Earth oh"}, {"start": 1208.74, "end": 1212.6, "text": " Oh my god, okay. I'm gonna try and beat the system"}, {"start": 1214.34, "end": 1219.28, "text": " It pulls in from the same site that twitch pulls. I mean twitch doesn't have everything does it?"}, {"start": 1221.9, "end": 1228.38, "text": " Shit there's one like game where you kill ants on like Nintendo 64, I think I don't know what it's called"}, {"start": 1231.74, "end": 1235.88, "text": " Neo stream, well, that's the thing it pulls from now check discord after"}, {"start": 1238.74, "end": 1243.26, "text": " All right patty made a list"}, {"start": 1245.86, "end": 1247.86, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 1248.58, "end": 1254.5, "text": " Shit, let me finish bogus this lake hold on zero parades. I wanted to see this"}, {"start": 1261.6200000000001, "end": 1265.98, "text": " Whoa this looks pretty crazy is this bed favorite art style"}, {"start": 1268.74, "end": 1273.74, "text": " No, criminally overlooked."}, {"start": 1273.74, "end": 1281.74, "text": " It's very disco-elisiary."}, {"start": 1281.74, "end": 1296.6200000000001, "text": " Disco devs but the dev company bought out."}, {"start": 1296.6200000000001, "end": 1299.5400000000002, "text": " This is the game from the X-devs of Disco Elysium, right?"}, {"start": 1299.5400000000002, "end": 1301.3000000000002, "text": " Same company, not same devs."}, {"start": 1301.3000000000002, "end": 1302.3000000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1302.3000000000002, "end": 1308.5400000000002, "text": " So Disco Elysium Company, all the people left, and then the same company after everyone left"}, {"start": 1308.5400000000002, "end": 1311.14, "text": " made this game, right?"}, {"start": 1311.14, "end": 1312.46, "text": " This is Disco Elysium Without Death."}, {"start": 1312.46, "end": 1314.6200000000001, "text": " Well, I haven't played either, so I'm not going to have any strong opinions."}, {"start": 1314.6200000000001, "end": 1318.3400000000001, "text": " Either way, it's probably criminally overlooked."}, {"start": 1318.3400000000001, "end": 1321.74, "text": " Favorite protagonist, GTA IV."}, {"start": 1321.74, "end": 1322.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1322.74, "end": 1326.26, "text": " Okay. 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He fucking argued with us."}, {"start": 1427.76, "end": 1428.76, "text": " Okay, let's go to the next one."}, {"start": 1437.76, "end": 1439.76, "text": " Now let's go down, let's hit the pipe first."}, {"start": 1440.76, "end": 1441.76, "text": " We controlled."}, {"start": 1445.76, "end": 1455.76, "text": " But we got some Prodigy on here, Cell-Dweller, what, what, Static-X?"}, {"start": 1455.76, "end": 1471.76, "text": " Lubei Piosko, look for my Valentine, wait, what is this?"}, {"start": 1471.76, "end": 1481.76, "text": " This is like, okay, this is on my Spotify."}, {"start": 1481.76, "end": 1490.8799999999999, "text": " Alright, let's move on."}, {"start": 1490.8799999999999, "end": 1493.52, "text": " Best multiplayer counter strike."}, {"start": 1493.52, "end": 1494.52, "text": " What did you pull?"}, {"start": 1494.52, "end": 1496.24, "text": " Which one is that?"}, {"start": 1496.24, "end": 1497.24, "text": " Is that Source?"}, {"start": 1497.24, "end": 1498.24, "text": " Global Offensive?"}, {"start": 1498.24, "end": 1500.56, "text": " I don't know what that says."}, {"start": 1500.56, "end": 1501.56, "text": " Not sure which one."}, {"start": 1501.56, "end": 1508.76, "text": " Not usually my thing, but Dawn of War, okay, turn my brain off, pal world."}, {"start": 1508.76, "end": 1515.1599999999999, "text": " Best with friends, sleigh the, well friend, sleigh the spire two."}, {"start": 1515.1599999999999, "end": 1516.1599999999999, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1516.1599999999999, "end": 1524.36, "text": " Okay, best retro game, Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic, okay, Nostalgic Childhood,"}, {"start": 1524.36, "end": 1525.36, "text": " God of War."}, {"start": 1525.36, "end": 1529.3999999999999, "text": " I think it's God of War one, I don't know."}, {"start": 1529.4, "end": 1532.8400000000001, "text": " And then a game everyone should play is Borderlands 2."}, {"start": 1532.8400000000001, "end": 1537.16, "text": " Oh, you're right, Slay the Spire can go 4."}, {"start": 1537.16, "end": 1538.3600000000001, "text": " No, it can go 4!"}, {"start": 1538.3600000000001, "end": 1539.3600000000001, "text": " I forgot!"}, {"start": 1539.3600000000001, "end": 1540.3600000000001, "text": " I played with Finn, Red, and Vicky."}, {"start": 1540.3600000000001, "end": 1541.3600000000001, "text": " Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 1541.3600000000001, "end": 1542.3600000000001, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 1542.3600000000001, "end": 1543.3600000000001, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 1543.3600000000001, "end": 1544.3600000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1544.3600000000001, "end": 1552.52, "text": " Alright, well, oh god."}, {"start": 1552.52, "end": 1555.52, "text": " Now I gotta make my list."}, {"start": 1555.52, "end": 1557.52, "text": " Oof."}, {"start": 1557.52, "end": 1577.92, "text": " I mean I'm looking where do I put World of Warcraft on here that's like step one"}, {"start": 1577.92, "end": 1585.44, "text": " I know where I put Warcraft 3 biggest personal impact is gonna be Warcraft 3"}, {"start": 1585.44, "end": 1590.3600000000001, "text": " without a doubt. And I'm just gonna get those two games out of the way because"}, {"start": 1590.3600000000001, "end": 1596.64, "text": " they're gonna be on the list. Ridiculous to not put on here. Either best multiplayer"}, {"start": 1596.64, "end": 1603.24, "text": " or just favorite game. I think I'll just do best multiplayer. We'll throw that"}, {"start": 1603.24, "end": 1610.3200000000002, "text": " there and then Warcraft 3. We'll throw that biggest personal impact. Okay. So"}, {"start": 1610.32, "end": 1612.24, "text": " So those are out of the way."}, {"start": 1612.24, "end": 1614.4399999999998, "text": " So we're at favorite game."}, {"start": 1614.4399999999998, "end": 1616.48, "text": " What is my favorite game?"}, {"start": 1616.48, "end": 1621.36, "text": " I mean, I'm not putting wow, obviously."}, {"start": 1621.36, "end": 1628.6799999999998, "text": " That's weird, but..."}, {"start": 1628.6799999999998, "end": 1632.28, "text": " My first go-tos are games like, well, Larry in studios."}, {"start": 1632.28, "end": 1633.84, "text": " Either Baldur's Gate or Divinity..."}, {"start": 1633.84, "end": 1637.24, "text": " It might be Divinity 2."}, {"start": 1637.24, "end": 1651.32, "text": " might be divinity too I think so oh not 23 what hello have you ever finished it"}, {"start": 1651.32, "end": 1657.96, "text": " yes actually I did beat divinity to what is going on divinity original sent to"}, {"start": 1657.96, "end": 1669.1200000000001, "text": " there we go that's why well definitive edition there we go best story I'm be"}, {"start": 1669.1200000000001, "end": 1677.96, "text": " honest this might be an expedition 33 angle I'm trying to think of other"}, {"start": 1677.96, "end": 1687.6000000000001, "text": " stories like I'm gonna put that over the music and all that it's tough to"}, {"start": 1687.6000000000001, "end": 1694.46, "text": " Exposition 33 was fucking sick if you really tried to and it's also it kind of spook-fed a lot of it to you"}, {"start": 1695.16, "end": 1699.4800000000002, "text": " Which you know, I'm not like Viki or a lot of other people. I don't read a lot of notes in games"}, {"start": 1699.8600000000001, "end": 1707.0600000000002, "text": " So it's a really complex crazy story that you don't have to like read everything to kind of figure out"}, {"start": 1707.64, "end": 1709.64, "text": " So I might put e33"}, {"start": 1710.16, "end": 1712.16, "text": " best art style I"}, {"start": 1712.16, "end": 1718.44, "text": " I mean you can do like Red Dead Redemption 2 and GTA and yeah they're very long and they"}, {"start": 1718.44, "end": 1724.28, "text": " have a lot of crazy side quests and everything but those are different, I guess they all go"}, {"start": 1724.28, "end": 1726.74, "text": " into the same game."}, {"start": 1726.74, "end": 1729.92, "text": " But out of just one story, E33."}, {"start": 1729.92, "end": 1733.28, "text": " I thought it was pretty sick."}, {"start": 1733.28, "end": 1740.0, "text": " I don't know. What do I put as my favorite art style here, actually?"}, {"start": 1742.16, "end": 1744.3999999999999, "text": " Nothing's jumping to my mind right away."}, {"start": 1750.16, "end": 1753.44, "text": " I don't know. Favorite art style?"}, {"start": 1755.76, "end": 1758.56, "text": " I'm trying to just get maybe some... Hey, oh, Hades!"}, {"start": 1760.72, "end": 1761.6, "text": " That's a contender."}, {"start": 1763.28, "end": 1765.28, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 1766.66, "end": 1768.66, "text": " But I mean..."}, {"start": 1769.04, "end": 1774.68, "text": " The thing is, it's like whenever I play a game, I like it when an art style is kind of unique and cool,"}, {"start": 1774.92, "end": 1781.12, "text": " but that's not what makes me give a fuck about the game. Like I don't care that much. It's important."}, {"start": 1782.6, "end": 1790.18, "text": " It is, but when you ask my favorite art style, I mean, I just think of wacky art styles, not necessarily my favorite, right?"}, {"start": 1790.18, "end": 1795.38, "text": " Like I feel like Hades could still be a great game if the art style is slightly different."}, {"start": 1795.38, "end": 1798.98, "text": " Of course it could be awful if the art style was bad."}, {"start": 1798.98, "end": 1801.98, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 1804.98, "end": 1805.98, "text": " Mmm..."}, {"start": 1807.98, "end": 1808.98, "text": " Shit, man."}, {"start": 1812.98, "end": 1814.98, "text": " I'm trying to like, think back on my life now."}, {"start": 1820.98, "end": 1822.98, "text": " I need help. I may be- okay."}, {"start": 1823.98, "end": 1825.98, "text": " Stop sucking your microphone, it's weird background noise."}, {"start": 1825.98, "end": 1827.98, "text": " I'm not sucking on it, that's the AC behind me."}, {"start": 1828.98, "end": 1830.98, "text": " Some pixel slop that you like."}, {"start": 1831.6200000000001, "end": 1832.82, "text": " Pixel slop."}, {"start": 1834.48, "end": 1835.3600000000001, "text": " Noida?"}, {"start": 1836.34, "end": 1840.66, "text": " But I don't know if I'd put that as my favorite. Noida's cool, but is that an art style? I don't know."}, {"start": 1842.34, "end": 1844.5, "text": " Tiny rogues? It's just pixeled."}, {"start": 1844.98, "end": 1847.3, "text": " Terraria, Children of Morta, Darkest Dungeon."}, {"start": 1848.22, "end": 1852.88, "text": " I don't care that much about the Terraria art style. I mean, it's simple because it kind of has to be."}, {"start": 1852.88, "end": 1861.2800000000002, "text": " I'd go with Hades before I went to Rorya."}, {"start": 1861.2800000000002, "end": 1867.44, "text": " Not necessarily for art style, but did you ever play Infamous as a kid?"}, {"start": 1867.44, "end": 1868.6000000000001, "text": " I think I had a friend that did."}, {"start": 1868.6000000000001, "end": 1872.6000000000001, "text": " I remember him playing it on his Xbox to sleepover."}, {"start": 1872.6000000000001, "end": 1873.6000000000001, "text": " Infamous was base."}, {"start": 1873.6000000000001, "end": 1874.6000000000001, "text": " Is that the guy?"}, {"start": 1874.6000000000001, "end": 1875.6000000000001, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 1875.6000000000001, "end": 1878.0800000000002, "text": " You see like electric powers?"}, {"start": 1878.0800000000002, "end": 1880.6000000000001, "text": " Or am I completely clueless here?"}, {"start": 1880.6000000000001, "end": 1881.6000000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1881.6000000000001, "end": 1889.7600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I had a friend, I remember watching him at a sleepover playing it, it's like a, it's"}, {"start": 1889.7600000000002, "end": 1891.68, "text": " like 11 or some shit."}, {"start": 1891.68, "end": 1895.1200000000001, "text": " LARP, you're thinking of prototype."}, {"start": 1895.1200000000001, "end": 1898.92, "text": " Maybe that was prototype 2, he's like jumping around on buildings and shit, whatever,"}, {"start": 1898.92, "end": 1899.92, "text": " who cares."}, {"start": 1899.92, "end": 1903.1200000000001, "text": " I don't know, favorite art style, I think he was going to put Hades, I can't think"}, {"start": 1903.1200000000001, "end": 1905.0800000000002, "text": " of anything, you know?"}, {"start": 1905.0800000000002, "end": 1909.3600000000001, "text": " Hades art style is very unique and cool and I like the game."}, {"start": 1909.3600000000001, "end": 1936.5600000000002, "text": " combat. Oof. Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. You know a game I'm thinking of, I don't know"}, {"start": 1936.56, "end": 1942.6799999999998, "text": " if this is what the answer I'm actually gonna put down is for honor. I know that's maybe weird"}, {"start": 1942.6799999999998, "end": 1947.94, "text": " but I think the combat in for honor is pretty fucking cool. But I don't know if that would"}, {"start": 1947.94, "end": 1955.98, "text": " be my favorite. Eww. I kinda like the uh, third person fighting and then you know the blocks"}, {"start": 1955.98, "end": 1959.24, "text": " and the parries and the m- it's a fighting game. You know I- I mean I could pick any"}, {"start": 1959.24, "end": 1962.78, "text": " other fighting game but that was the only fighting game I've ever played and kind"}, {"start": 1962.78, "end": 1968.46, "text": " have understood. To the point where I can actually fake people and I know when they fake me and"}, {"start": 1968.46, "end": 1972.86, "text": " I kind of understand the intricacies as to what's actually going on. So maybe that's"}, {"start": 1972.86, "end": 1976.26, "text": " just fighting games in general that it's the only one I've ever actually gotten somewhat"}, {"start": 1976.26, "end": 1985.46, "text": " into to really get to that level. I mean truthfully my favorite combat are kind of"}, {"start": 1985.46, "end": 1991.46, "text": " like it's turn based. I like it when a game is a very like a maybe it's like grew"}, {"start": 1991.46, "end": 1995.8600000000001, "text": " playing wow but it's like wow is essentially a one-second cool down turn"}, {"start": 1995.8600000000001, "end": 2001.14, "text": " based game it's really fast that's autistic of me it's because I played it"}, {"start": 2001.14, "end": 2006.5, "text": " for so long and so I think I just gravitate towards turn based games but"}, {"start": 2006.5, "end": 2012.22, "text": " I've already put Divinity 2 down Baldur's Gate might come in as like a"}, {"start": 2012.22, "end": 2016.18, "text": " game everyone should play or something it's probably gonna happen in here"}, {"start": 2016.18, "end": 2019.42, "text": " actually in Baldur's Gate I don't really like the combat in Baldur's Gate I"}, {"start": 2019.42, "end": 2024.7, "text": " I really don't enjoy the one button that you press, and I guess you have a bonus, but, ugh."}, {"start": 2025.5800000000002, "end": 2026.54, "text": " I'm not a fan of that."}, {"start": 2028.14, "end": 2029.8200000000002, "text": " And I kinda want it to be PvP."}, {"start": 2032.8600000000001, "end": 2034.54, "text": " Prefer that fuck, man."}, {"start": 2037.18, "end": 2038.46, "text": " Who would that even be?"}, {"start": 2038.46, "end": 2050.9, "text": " I don't think I'm gonna do... Yeah, I don't know if there's any online game I can put here."}, {"start": 2050.9, "end": 2055.38, "text": " This might have to be some type of Souls-like."}, {"start": 2055.38, "end": 2059.7, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 2059.7, "end": 2060.7, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 2060.7, "end": 2065.38, "text": " I think I'm gonna put Sekiro."}, {"start": 2065.38, "end": 2069.1800000000003, "text": " I think I'm gonna put Sekiro."}, {"start": 2069.1800000000003, "end": 2072.9, "text": " I really like the pairing system. I thought that was cool."}, {"start": 2072.9, "end": 2074.34, "text": " Sifu."}, {"start": 2074.34, "end": 2075.86, "text": " Sifu got pretty..."}, {"start": 2075.86, "end": 2079.82, "text": " It was really cool and it's very cinematic, but when you actually play it, it gets really"}, {"start": 2079.82, "end": 2081.9, "text": " repetitive."}, {"start": 2081.9, "end": 2084.6600000000003, "text": " And I played that off-stream, like a lot."}, {"start": 2084.6600000000003, "end": 2088.9, "text": " Uh, that's why I got to that point. I actually was just queuing it up randomly."}, {"start": 2088.9, "end": 2093.1800000000003, "text": " Elden Ring. Elden Ring's gonna go somewhere else. Remember, you can only use each game once, so..."}, {"start": 2093.18, "end": 2099.08, "text": " Sekiro, I think I can give it best combat. It's just we'll throw it there now. I'm on overhated"}, {"start": 2099.66, "end": 2103.94, "text": " So a game that got a lot of hate that I don't think it should have gotten as much hate as it did"}, {"start": 2106.6, "end": 2108.6, "text": " Dude I said I was watching"}, {"start": 2112.96, "end": 2114.96, "text": " DMC devil may cry I"}, {"start": 2116.16, "end": 2122.7999999999997, "text": " Mean this it's got some shitty dialogue and it doesn't really do this the game service, but it is a fun game"}, {"start": 2123.18, "end": 2125.18, "text": " Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 2125.94, "end": 2129.1, "text": " That's not over hated though. It was pretty fucking hated"}, {"start": 2130.94, "end": 2135.1, "text": " It was really hated and it's got you know"}, {"start": 2136.3799999999997, "end": 2138.3799999999997, "text": " Reasons why it's hated"}, {"start": 2138.4199999999996, "end": 2144.56, "text": " It does, but it was actually fun. I play I enjoyed the game. I played it multiple times"}, {"start": 2145.4199999999996, "end": 2149.3399999999997, "text": " The last of us two the last of us two is another good"}, {"start": 2150.18, "end": 2152.18, "text": " Good game to put here"}, {"start": 2153.18, "end": 2158.8399999999997, "text": " Ooh, that's a tough one. I'm gonna put DMC. I'm gonna put DMC. It was the first link in my but the last of us is another contender"}, {"start": 2158.8399999999997, "end": 2160.68, "text": " I put there"}, {"start": 2160.68, "end": 2162.68, "text": " Underrated"}, {"start": 2163.68, "end": 2165.68, "text": " Underrated"}, {"start": 2170.16, "end": 2172.16, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 2178.62, "end": 2180.62, "text": " Underrated"}, {"start": 2180.62, "end": 2191.8199999999997, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 2191.8199999999997, "end": 2195.3599999999997, "text": " I'm trying to think of my reservoir of games I've played to think of what would go here"}, {"start": 2195.3599999999997, "end": 2197.46, "text": " for me."}, {"start": 2197.46, "end": 2222.26, "text": " underrated. I don't know. Risk of rain sign our hearts. Those are like whatever. They're"}, {"start": 2222.26, "end": 2226.76, "text": " not that great. I mean risk of rain is great but it's not underrated. I think it's rated"}, {"start": 2226.76, "end": 2231.2400000000002, "text": " exactly where it should be the game gets a lot of praise people hate on terraria"}, {"start": 2231.2400000000002, "end": 2240.1600000000003, "text": " and they play in the levitt so it fits they're not underrated man dragon age"}, {"start": 2240.1600000000003, "end": 2244.1200000000003, "text": " origins you think that's underrated your mic is fine it's my fucking AC I have"}, {"start": 2244.1200000000003, "end": 2248.4, "text": " Louie in here and coda they're in the bathroom I'm trying to keep it cool"}, {"start": 2248.4, "end": 2256.1600000000003, "text": " fuck I'll turn my AC off while I have no audio playing because when I have"}, {"start": 2256.16, "end": 2264.3199999999997, "text": " darkest dungeon open it'll be better I don't know I don't"}, {"start": 2271.72, "end": 2279.92, "text": " I mean do I need to look at my steam and just scroll through it here like sort"}, {"start": 2279.92, "end": 2286.92, "text": " Or by... 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No wonder."}, {"start": 2302.92, "end": 2304.92, "text": " I'm not gonna find shit here."}, {"start": 2309.92, "end": 2319.7200000000003, "text": " I don't keep her doom no terrain sim"}, {"start": 2331.7200000000003, "end": 2333.7200000000003, "text": " Darksiders 2"}, {"start": 2333.7200000000003, "end": 2340.78, "text": " That's a game I did play underrated, but I feel like Darksiders 2 definitely got its"}, {"start": 2340.78, "end": 2342.5000000000005, "text": " flowers when it came out, right?"}, {"start": 2342.5000000000005, "end": 2349.7000000000003, "text": " Or was it, I wasn't really that savvy on, you know, the overall gamer's opinions on"}, {"start": 2349.7000000000003, "end": 2351.7200000000003, "text": " games back then?"}, {"start": 2351.7200000000003, "end": 2353.86, "text": " Alien isolation, look at your background."}, {"start": 2353.86, "end": 2355.5800000000004, "text": " Let me see my background here."}, {"start": 2355.5800000000004, "end": 2359.6600000000003, "text": " Let me see what's on this screen."}, {"start": 2359.66, "end": 2367.42, "text": " I mean, most of these games aren't underrated though, I don't know, Time Splinter?"}, {"start": 2367.42, "end": 2373.8199999999997, "text": " I feel like Time Splinter got a lot, Backpack Battles?"}, {"start": 2373.8199999999997, "end": 2382.14, "text": " No, Backpack Battles is fucking shit, I actually hate playing, I like playing it, but give"}, {"start": 2382.14, "end": 2386.1, "text": " me a day of playing and I'll hate it again, I get so tired of the back, the Backpack"}, {"start": 2386.1, "end": 2393.62, "text": " management is too annoying um it it gets so autistic to where i get tired of it"}, {"start": 2400.66, "end": 2403.46, "text": " night rain dude that is a great oh"}, {"start": 2407.38, "end": 2412.18, "text": " honestly i played night rain last the other day i fucking love it i feel like that's a good pick"}, {"start": 2416.1, "end": 2419.7799999999997, "text": " How do you spell Night Rain? There we go. Elden Ring Night Rain is kind of underrated."}, {"start": 2421.7, "end": 2425.86, "text": " It's, it's great and it gets it, it gets some flowers but I'll be honest, I think it needs more."}, {"start": 2426.42, "end": 2433.22, "text": " People don't like it. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, there's, there's good reason for it. It is pretty"}, {"start": 2433.22, "end": 2443.38, "text": " fucking repetitive. I might put Darksiders 2 on here first. Witcher 3's overrated Core Keeper."}, {"start": 2443.38, "end": 2448.2000000000003, "text": " I think core keeper runs out pretty fast content wise"}, {"start": 2449.5, "end": 2453.54, "text": " What the fuck is this flowers voice line? Is he bugging what?"}, {"start": 2458.46, "end": 2462.58, "text": " In salsa mods they added all bosses from previous games and weapons"}, {"start": 2463.94, "end": 2467.6600000000003, "text": " That could make it way more fun, but there's also like isn't there a rating system. I"}, {"start": 2468.7400000000002, "end": 2470.7400000000002, "text": " Feel like mods would break that"}, {"start": 2473.38, "end": 2480.2200000000003, "text": " All the Cods are overrated. We're not there yet. I'm still thinking on underrated. Stop talking"}, {"start": 2481.26, "end": 2485.2200000000003, "text": " Armor core, I never played it. Don't keep her. I don't know if that's underrated"}, {"start": 2486.28, "end": 2488.92, "text": " Stone shard is underrated. Is it?"}, {"start": 2503.38, "end": 2510.0, "text": " Like I underrated. I don't know. I love these games a lot like loop hero and stuff, but I understand why"}, {"start": 2510.58, "end": 2512.1, "text": " They're not"}, {"start": 2512.1, "end": 2514.1, "text": " massive"}, {"start": 2514.5, "end": 2518.2200000000003, "text": " You got to be a pretty chronically online autist to really get into them"}, {"start": 2520.54, "end": 2523.2200000000003, "text": " Stonecharts not even fully out exactly battle mon"}, {"start": 2527.26, "end": 2530.42, "text": " Yeah, it's my list if I think that I keep it I'm just gonna go night rain"}, {"start": 2530.42, "end": 2532.42, "text": " And I know it's probably not my best answer"}, {"start": 2532.42, "end": 2540.46, "text": " Overrated it's Grand Theft Auto. It's GTA V it just is. It's overrated as fuck."}, {"start": 2540.46, "end": 2550.1800000000003, "text": " People need to hear it more. Needs a remake. What needs a remake?"}, {"start": 2550.18, "end": 2568.7, "text": " I'm really going at time splinters I'd fucking would it do a good remake I'm"}, {"start": 2568.7, "end": 2576.8799999999997, "text": " thinking geck's enter the gecko I'm thinking time splinters whereas time"}, {"start": 2576.88, "end": 2586.36, "text": " splitters it is I don't know why the plinches splinters time splitters what"}, {"start": 2586.36, "end": 2592.92, "text": " else could I play that could do a remake and it might do well in today's world"}, {"start": 2596.28, "end": 2604.7200000000003, "text": " Empire Earth no I don't think that would do well today needs a remake"}, {"start": 2604.7200000000003, "end": 2607.7200000000003, "text": " Shadow of the Colossus?"}, {"start": 2607.7200000000003, "end": 2611.7200000000003, "text": " Let me use what Volts put down, that's not a bad answer."}, {"start": 2611.7200000000003, "end": 2616.7200000000003, "text": " Let me see, I might put Gex in here."}, {"start": 2627.7200000000003, "end": 2630.7200000000003, "text": " Best retro game, nostalgic childhood game."}, {"start": 2630.7200000000003, "end": 2637.0800000000004, "text": " Game everyone should play. Well, I know I'm putting Ocarina of Time here. Fuck it. Let's just start. Let's go out of order"}, {"start": 2637.84, "end": 2639.84, "text": " Ocarina of Time"}, {"start": 2641.1200000000003, "end": 2645.2000000000003, "text": " That's going best nostalgic childhood game it wins just does"}, {"start": 2647.5600000000004, "end": 2649.5600000000004, "text": " Best retro game is"}, {"start": 2650.92, "end": 2656.8, "text": " Gex enter the gecko best retro a retro game. I think it is I played this I loved it"}, {"start": 2657.5200000000004, "end": 2659.28, "text": " whatever"}, {"start": 2659.28, "end": 2662.1600000000003, "text": " Best with friends turn my brain off"}, {"start": 2666.4, "end": 2668.4, "text": " This is fucking emote"}, {"start": 2669.32, "end": 2671.96, "text": " X Q cl is that forcing as a child?"}, {"start": 2673.92, "end": 2679.2200000000003, "text": " Huh interesting favorite pro tag and favorite and tag"}, {"start": 2689.28, "end": 2691.28, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 2694.92, "end": 2700.5800000000004, "text": " Man, what are my favorite antagonists it's probably fuck it's expedition 33, but I already put that down"}, {"start": 2704.8, "end": 2711.76, "text": " Renra or whatever because I like it when the villain actually has you completely understand their reasoning"}, {"start": 2719.28, "end": 2724.36, "text": " Can't put Arthas or anything and should be told I don't really I do I mean it was my childhood game"}, {"start": 2724.36, "end": 2729.32, "text": " I care about Arthas because of that, but it was basically good guy becomes corrupt. I feel like it's kind of"}, {"start": 2730.36, "end": 2732.36, "text": " Seen it a thousand times"}, {"start": 2736.0400000000004, "end": 2743.6400000000003, "text": " Protag and tag god fucking damn it. I don't like sitting here and thinking in front of y'all it stresses me out"}, {"start": 2743.6400000000003, "end": 2745.6400000000003, "text": " Makes me feel rushed"}, {"start": 2745.64, "end": 2750.7599999999998, "text": " criminally overlooked. This is another underrated game."}, {"start": 2750.7599999999998, "end": 2759.7599999999998, "text": " Oh my god. Fuck."}, {"start": 2759.8799999999997, "end": 2766.8799999999997, "text": " Not usually my thing, but..."}, {"start": 2766.88, "end": 2768.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2774.84, "end": 2777.7200000000003, "text": " Want to kind of get quicker shadow of the Colossus I"}, {"start": 2779.2400000000002, "end": 2785.52, "text": " Think this being remade you could make this so good in today's like tech a"}, {"start": 2786.26, "end": 2791.88, "text": " Remake not a remaster because there was a remaster shadow Colossus. You could make it sick. I think"}, {"start": 2791.88, "end": 2796.6800000000003, "text": " I think it's kind of hard to argue and come up with a different one than that."}, {"start": 2796.6800000000003, "end": 2819.04, "text": " Criminally overlooked, this is basically underrated, but maybe even more."}, {"start": 2819.04, "end": 2824.48, "text": " You know, maybe a hot take, but retail, wow."}, {"start": 2824.48, "end": 2827.12, "text": " But then again, that's probably just my bubble, right?"}, {"start": 2827.12, "end": 2831.64, "text": " I just think a lot of classic players don't see the good, like retail is pretty fucking"}, {"start": 2831.64, "end": 2835.4, "text": " good for what it's trying to be."}, {"start": 2835.4, "end": 2839.24, "text": " And they just kind of write it off instantly."}, {"start": 2839.24, "end": 2842.8, "text": " And then people, I don't play it because people write it off instantly, so I'm not"}, {"start": 2842.8, "end": 2845.64, "text": " going to put time and effort into this game."}, {"start": 2845.64, "end": 2850.52, "text": " Like the actual dungeons and raids are fucking sick."}, {"start": 2852.7599999999998, "end": 2853.8199999999997, "text": " Then again, I don't know."}, {"start": 2853.8199999999997, "end": 2854.66, "text": " I can't put that,"}, {"start": 2854.66, "end": 2857.16, "text": " cause I already have fucking wow on best multiplayer."}, {"start": 2865.6, "end": 2867.7599999999998, "text": " Criminally overlooked."}, {"start": 2867.7599999999998, "end": 2869.24, "text": " Like I'm about to open Twitch and just see"}, {"start": 2869.24, "end": 2870.08, "text": " what are people playing."}, {"start": 2870.08, "end": 2871.52, "text": " Let me get some ideas here."}, {"start": 2871.52, "end": 2873.52, "text": " What's going on in the fucking world?"}, {"start": 2875.64, "end": 2884.52, "text": " And again, this isn't where I'm going to get overlooked, am I?"}, {"start": 2884.52, "end": 2885.52, "text": " We go to categories."}, {"start": 2885.52, "end": 2888.52, "text": " Fuck the streamers."}, {"start": 2888.52, "end": 2889.52, "text": " Categories."}, {"start": 2889.52, "end": 2890.52, "text": " I had a low."}, {"start": 2890.52, "end": 2893.0, "text": " Actually, recommended for me might give me better answers."}, {"start": 2893.0, "end": 2894.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2894.0, "end": 2896.72, "text": " Anything criminally overlooked?"}, {"start": 2896.7200000000003, "end": 2910.0400000000004, "text": " I'll be on online POE 2."}, {"start": 2910.0400000000004, "end": 2917.28, "text": " I was going to say POE 2, I feel like doesn't, and my first thought was Path of Exile 2 deserves"}, {"start": 2917.28, "end": 2924.4800000000005, "text": " to be more popular than it is, but I realized I think POE 2 is a game for like legitimate,"}, {"start": 2924.48, "end": 2935.3, "text": " Autistic in-depth gamers and I think we overestimate a lot of times how big of an audience that actually is it's a very small world of"}, {"start": 2935.96, "end": 2942.76, "text": " Those types of people it's way smaller than you really realize. So I don't think it's criminally overlooked. It's just"}, {"start": 2943.36, "end": 2945.36, "text": " Not for most people out there"}, {"start": 2946.2, "end": 2948.2, "text": " It just isn't"}, {"start": 2954.48, "end": 2973.64, "text": " 10 by daylight oh shit do I put dbd on any of these categories fucking hate dbd so much"}, {"start": 2973.64, "end": 2975.3199999999997, "text": " It's such a shit game."}, {"start": 2975.3199999999997, "end": 2976.24, "text": " I did play it a lot."}, {"start": 2976.24, "end": 2976.96, "text": " It's so bad."}, {"start": 2976.96, "end": 2977.48, "text": " Fuck that."}, {"start": 2977.48, "end": 2978.48, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 2986.92, "end": 2987.92, "text": " Daisy."}, {"start": 2989.04, "end": 2990.24, "text": " It's Daisy still not done."}, {"start": 2990.24, "end": 2990.7999999999997, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 2990.7999999999997, "end": 2991.7999999999997, "text": " Tara."}, {"start": 2992.92, "end": 2994.3599999999997, "text": " If VQ was making this playlist,"}, {"start": 2994.3599999999997, "end": 2997.16, "text": " she'd be throwing different MMOs like Tara all over."}, {"start": 2997.16, "end": 2999.12, "text": " I'm sure there's 1,000 viewers."}, {"start": 2999.12, "end": 3001.92, "text": " Binding of Isaac sits at 400 viewers."}, {"start": 3001.92, "end": 3003.32, "text": " That's peak overlooked."}, {"start": 3005.46, "end": 3007.94, "text": " Is it binding of Isaac overlooked?"}, {"start": 3007.94, "end": 3011.1800000000003, "text": " No, I think binding of Isaac got exactly what it deserves."}, {"start": 3013.78, "end": 3014.2200000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3015.5, "end": 3018.3, "text": " It's also like a 50 year old single player game."}, {"start": 3024.88, "end": 3025.98, "text": " It deserves more."}, {"start": 3026.42, "end": 3028.9, "text": " I don't think it does."}, {"start": 3028.9, "end": 3034.86, "text": " It every I mean we all know the name for a read it's a lot for an indie single-player game"}, {"start": 3037.42, "end": 3041.46, "text": " To be fair you're dumb as shit looking at twitch for over the games. I'm just looking for ideas here"}, {"start": 3041.46, "end": 3045.02, "text": " I'm trying to think it's hard to navigate the library of my brain"}, {"start": 3045.02, "end": 3060.2599999999998, "text": " There I see things like Sea of Thieves and then I'm like, eh, no, never mind."}, {"start": 3060.2599999999998, "end": 3064.62, "text": " I think Sea of Thieves felt like there was a pointless grind."}, {"start": 3064.62, "end": 3077.62, "text": " Ooh, Valheim."}, {"start": 3077.62, "end": 3079.18, "text": " I really like Valheim."}, {"start": 3079.18, "end": 3083.06, "text": " That's not criminally overlooked."}, {"start": 3083.06, "end": 3085.42, "text": " What the fuck is criminally overlooked out there?"}, {"start": 3085.42, "end": 3086.42, "text": " Darksiders too?"}, {"start": 3086.42, "end": 3089.8599999999997, "text": " Do I just throw that there?"}, {"start": 3089.8599999999997, "end": 3094.22, "text": " Or maybe I put Night Rain here and I moved Darksiders too."}, {"start": 3094.2200000000003, "end": 3097.6600000000003, "text": " because I really did. I like Darksiders too. I thought it was a good game. I don't know why"}, {"start": 3098.7000000000003, "end": 3099.9, "text": " it didn't do well."}, {"start": 3103.5800000000004, "end": 3110.7000000000003, "text": " Let me ask, why didn't Darksiders 2 do well? Let's ask AI."}, {"start": 3111.5000000000005, "end": 3115.5000000000005, "text": " Faced commercial disappointment and failed to meet high sales targets primarily due to"}, {"start": 3115.5000000000005, "end": 3120.0600000000004, "text": " inflated production budgets, overly lofty expectations from his publisher,"}, {"start": 3120.78, "end": 3123.7400000000002, "text": " and structural design shifts that divided the player base."}, {"start": 3124.2200000000003, "end": 3138.2200000000003, "text": " Go to your Steam profile, sort by playtime."}, {"start": 3138.2200000000003, "end": 3142.1400000000003, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to, I mean, I guess."}, {"start": 3142.1400000000003, "end": 3143.1400000000003, "text": " How do I do it?"}, {"start": 3143.1400000000003, "end": 3151.9800000000005, "text": " Sort by, how do I change this to, how do I sort this?"}, {"start": 3151.98, "end": 3154.26, "text": " I actually don't know."}, {"start": 3154.26, "end": 3155.22, "text": " Discord DM."}, {"start": 3166.14, "end": 3167.02, "text": " Oh, I got to sign in."}, {"start": 3167.02, "end": 3167.98, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 3167.98, "end": 3168.78, "text": " Oh, it did sign in."}, {"start": 3168.78, "end": 3170.42, "text": " OK, we're chillin'."}, {"start": 3170.42, "end": 3173.18, "text": " OK, well, wallpaper engine's number one."}, {"start": 3173.18, "end": 3175.82, "text": " I actually ran this for a very long time."}, {"start": 3179.66, "end": 3180.7, "text": " The fuck is this?"}, {"start": 3181.98, "end": 3184.3, "text": " Mortal shell six. Oh, I guess I booted up"}, {"start": 3185.06, "end": 3192.0, "text": " Baldur's Gate three is number one followed by Divinity followed by dead by daylight. Oh my god thrown in Liberty"}, {"start": 3193.14, "end": 3195.34, "text": " Is this really steam top-down?"}, {"start": 3197.54, "end": 3205.58, "text": " And I really don't grind a lot of games black desert stone shard I must have left it open Terraria is up here"}, {"start": 3211.98, "end": 3217.7, "text": " 300 hours of CS that's mostly opening loot crates. I'm not kidding"}, {"start": 3220.02, "end": 3223.38, "text": " Backpack battles I have 200 again. I must have left it open"}, {"start": 3226.66, "end": 3233.7, "text": " Damn darkest dungeon is up here for the king is up it for the king is pretty underrated"}, {"start": 3233.7000000000003, "end": 3239.7000000000003, "text": " That could be a good one."}, {"start": 3239.7000000000003, "end": 3241.7000000000003, "text": " Ah, is it underrated?"}, {"start": 3241.7000000000003, "end": 3242.7000000000003, "text": " I don't know, killing floor."}, {"start": 3251.7000000000003, "end": 3253.7000000000003, "text": " Like a lot of these games are really good."}, {"start": 3253.7000000000003, "end": 3256.7000000000003, "text": " The issue with them is they just weren't popular."}, {"start": 3256.7000000000003, "end": 3259.7000000000003, "text": " And when a game isn't popular, people don't want to invest in it."}, {"start": 3259.7000000000003, "end": 3262.7000000000003, "text": " When it's online, it's pointless because no one cares."}, {"start": 3262.7000000000003, "end": 3268.7400000000002, "text": " You're playing an online game to play with people so like it's just snowballs. Is it underrated because I don't know"}, {"start": 3269.38, "end": 3271.1800000000003, "text": " Okan tower"}, {"start": 3271.1800000000003, "end": 3273.1800000000003, "text": " Subnautica I"}, {"start": 3277.6200000000003, "end": 3284.6600000000003, "text": " Really fucking like stolen realm, you know what for it's my list I'm gonna put stolen realm"}, {"start": 3284.66, "end": 3299.2999999999997, "text": " What is this? No list found. Why is it doing it weird? Featured community? How do I go to"}, {"start": 3299.2999999999997, "end": 3310.22, "text": " normal, normal ass bullshit? Upload? Go to games. Am I not at games? Oh, duh."}, {"start": 3310.2200000000003, "end": 3318.6400000000003, "text": " So on realm is basically if you liked Baldur's Gate Combat or Divinity Combat"}, {"start": 3318.6400000000003, "end": 3324.5400000000004, "text": " and you just want an autistic rogue like of that that's what this is it's it looks"}, {"start": 3324.5400000000004, "end": 3330.86, "text": " shitty it's made in not unreal or is it unreal it's made in some engine that"}, {"start": 3330.86, "end": 3333.7000000000003, "text": " like before the king is made in and it's just turn-based and it's just fun"}, {"start": 3333.7000000000003, "end": 3338.6600000000003, "text": " unity yeah it's kind of unity slot but it's a rogue like and you just grind"}, {"start": 3338.66, "end": 3343.94, "text": " through Vicky and I played it and I think it's fun. If you like those types of games, which I do,"}, {"start": 3344.58, "end": 3350.74, "text": " I make her play it. She cries when I make her do it, but I make her do it anyways. Anyways, favorite"}, {"start": 3350.7400000000002, "end": 3357.7400000000002, "text": " your protag?"}, {"start": 3367.5000000000005, "end": 3372.98, "text": " favorite protagonist"}, {"start": 3372.98, "end": 3376.0200000000004, "text": " actually i mean antagonists are so much easier to think of"}, {"start": 3376.0200000000004, "end": 3379.7400000000002, "text": " protags are so basic and boring"}, {"start": 3379.7400000000002, "end": 3383.9, "text": " 99% of the time but they kind of have to be because you have to cheer for them, right?"}, {"start": 3392.78, "end": 3394.2200000000003, "text": " Oof, I don't know."}, {"start": 3398.86, "end": 3404.86, "text": " I don't know. Leon Kennedy, Disco Alisa, I've never played it. It's Arthur."}, {"start": 3404.86, "end": 3408.36, "text": " It's Arthur what doom guy I"}, {"start": 3409.92, "end": 3414.6, "text": " Guess that can be fun. I never played disco elicium Geralt or Kratos"}, {"start": 3415.5, "end": 3418.84, "text": " Okay. Yeah, I guess there are a lot of pro tags. I can really kind of like"}, {"start": 3419.48, "end": 3421.48, "text": " They're very standout ish and very fun"}, {"start": 3426.48, "end": 3428.48, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 3434.86, "end": 3442.54, "text": " I still don't have an answer for you. I'm trying to think. I don't want to get too influenced by chat"}, {"start": 3443.5, "end": 3445.5, "text": " So I don't want to look over there"}, {"start": 3456.7400000000002, "end": 3458.7400000000002, "text": " I might go Kratos"}, {"start": 3458.7400000000002, "end": 3463.9, "text": " only honestly only because of the modern games not the old Kratos where he"}, {"start": 3463.9, "end": 3469.7400000000002, "text": " just kill gods it be angry the modern games of it maybe it's actually goes"}, {"start": 3469.7400000000002, "end": 3473.5400000000004, "text": " hand-in-hand the fact that he was this raging freak that was just like a"}, {"start": 3473.5400000000004, "end": 3478.1800000000003, "text": " saroi driven monster that he actually became the good dad I don't know about"}, {"start": 3478.1800000000003, "end": 3489.6400000000003, "text": " good one maybe maybe but I also really like Geralt to Rivia it's got to be a"}, {"start": 3489.6400000000003, "end": 3492.4800000000005, "text": " fantasy setting"}, {"start": 3494.5600000000004, "end": 3498.4400000000005, "text": " funny enough I haven't actually I've only played God of War I never even"}, {"start": 3498.4400000000005, "end": 3502.28, "text": " played witcher 3 it's really like Geralt"}, {"start": 3502.28, "end": 3512.32, "text": " Doom guy is just fucking funny. It's just hilarious the fact that he really is just Doom guy"}, {"start": 3515.92, "end": 3519.96, "text": " Never played Mass Effect in play fallout didn't really care for red ed redemption"}, {"start": 3523.76, "end": 3526.8, "text": " Not really any other characters you're standing out at CEO"}, {"start": 3532.28, "end": 3537.02, "text": " I don't care for the like unchartered I remember his name and I played through all"}, {"start": 3537.02, "end": 3545.48, "text": " the uncharted's. Leon's kind of funny with his one-liners, but yeah."}, {"start": 3548.1200000000003, "end": 3553.52, "text": " Isaac from Dead Spaces. I don't know. Fuck that too."}, {"start": 3562.28, "end": 3571.78, "text": " Henry from scallops on what that is pajama Sam. Oh my god pajama Sam SMG that might be a play"}, {"start": 3571.78, "end": 3579.8, "text": " that might be best retro fuck oh my god backyard baseball so you got me thinking about a different"}, {"start": 3579.8, "end": 3587.1600000000003, "text": " section because this one's stressing me out I don't know through all I can't put anything like"}, {"start": 3587.16, "end": 3603.12, "text": " that Kyle Kane no Pablo I honestly I don't really have any pro tags I care"}, {"start": 3603.12, "end": 3611.64, "text": " that much about now that I'm really thinking about it I just don't it's"}, {"start": 3611.64, "end": 3613.64, "text": " It's either, I'm just gonna go"}, {"start": 3618.12, "end": 3621.64, "text": " Witcher 3, Vice City, don't care"}, {"start": 3623.7999999999997, "end": 3627.72, "text": " I'll do it later. All right, favorite antagonist. I don't know antagonist"}, {"start": 3633.24, "end": 3638.8399999999997, "text": " Well, it really just comes down to the voice actors. I immediately think of I"}, {"start": 3638.84, "end": 3647.6200000000003, "text": " I can't think of his name. That's weird, but the devil from Baldur's Gate 3 or I was watching force in play"}, {"start": 3648.76, "end": 3650.1200000000003, "text": " Metal Gear"}, {"start": 3650.1200000000003, "end": 3657.08, "text": " Revengeance or whatever the American Patriot guy Raphael. Thank you the fucking president. It's just so funny"}, {"start": 3657.44, "end": 3659.44, "text": " It's just fucking funny"}, {"start": 3663.96, "end": 3667.1800000000003, "text": " But this is funny to me, I don't know I'm trying to think what else I"}, {"start": 3668.84, "end": 3675.84, "text": " Nanomachines, I mean, that's so funny. Senator. You know what? That's the first one that came to mind."}, {"start": 3675.84, "end": 3680.84, "text": " Granted, it's because I was watching Forced in this morning and he's playing Revengeance."}, {"start": 3680.84, "end": 3686.84, "text": " So, cheating, but we're gonna throw it on. Best soundtrack."}, {"start": 3686.84, "end": 3689.84, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 3691.84, "end": 3694.84, "text": " It's my... I'm gonna go with the last spell."}, {"start": 3698.84, "end": 3701.6800000000003, "text": " I yeah, I'll go with the last spell. I"}, {"start": 3703.36, "end": 3705.36, "text": " Really like that"}, {"start": 3705.4, "end": 3711.92, "text": " Risk of rain, too. I mean there's a lot of options, but I don't know. I really like the last spell soundtrack"}, {"start": 3712.76, "end": 3714.76, "text": " fury"}, {"start": 3716.44, "end": 3720.56, "text": " Yeah, they're all good, but the first one I thought of was last but honestly fury is probably a better one"}, {"start": 3720.56, "end": 3725.2400000000002, "text": " But that's the first one. I thought of that's what I'm gonna put on here not usually my thing, but"}, {"start": 3728.84, "end": 3745.34, "text": " What is not usually my thing, but I don't know, like what is something I play that I don't typically play for honor?"}, {"start": 3745.34, "end": 3747.84, "text": " Yeah, I don't typically play fighting games."}, {"start": 3747.84, "end": 3755.84, "text": " Honestly, I feel like maybe I should put Dead by Daylight here or something, Overwatch."}, {"start": 3755.84, "end": 3767.04, "text": " True, I don't really play shooters, but I did play some Overwatch."}, {"start": 3767.04, "end": 3768.52, "text": " It's League."}, {"start": 3768.52, "end": 3770.2400000000002, "text": " You don't play any other MOBAs."}, {"start": 3770.2400000000002, "end": 3778.52, "text": " I don't think I'm unique in that regard, though."}, {"start": 3778.52, "end": 3786.84, "text": " Hmm deadlock never played it VR chat"}, {"start": 3788.44, "end": 3794.2, "text": " Pick me list. He's not like other gamers. What? This is a pick me list"}, {"start": 3796.44, "end": 3798.44, "text": " Is it"}, {"start": 3802.7599999999998, "end": 3808.0, "text": " Hello, I'm not really maybe stolen realm is kind of weird and lost spell"}, {"start": 3808.52, "end": 3825.24, "text": " pretty basic yeah what is not usually my thing but and then I still I honestly kind of play"}, {"start": 3825.2400000000002, "end": 3829.2400000000002, "text": " everything so I'm just going to put"}, {"start": 3834.2400000000002, "end": 3841.6800000000003, "text": " I don't know I don't know that's I'm going to put is there an IDK power"}, {"start": 3841.6800000000003, "end": 3850.7200000000003, "text": " watching sim puzzles I'm not big on puzzles but I like portal to I think"}, {"start": 3850.7200000000003, "end": 3859.44, "text": " one of the, the only puzzle game I actually have genuine fun in is Portal."}, {"start": 3859.44, "end": 3868.2000000000003, "text": " So it was right there on the left, I'm going to put that there."}, {"start": 3868.2000000000003, "end": 3869.2000000000003, "text": " Turn my brain off."}, {"start": 3869.2000000000003, "end": 3873.6800000000003, "text": " What do I turn my brain off for?"}, {"start": 3873.6800000000003, "end": 3875.2400000000002, "text": " And play."}, {"start": 3875.2400000000002, "end": 3882.36, "text": " I mean fuck risk of rain too actually is kind of turn brain off"}, {"start": 3886.76, "end": 3890.4, "text": " And I'm trying to look at games I play off stream at risk of rain I play off stream"}, {"start": 3896.1600000000003, "end": 3901.96, "text": " League runescape. I mean again, that's y'all. It's not me. It might be a risk of rain to angle"}, {"start": 3901.96, "end": 3911.96, "text": " Or Slay the Spire? No, Risk of Rain 2 is less Brain. Turn Brain off, Risk of Rain 2. It's a comfort game as well."}, {"start": 3911.96, "end": 3913.96, "text": " Best with Friends."}, {"start": 3921.96, "end": 3927.96, "text": " Honestly Warcraft 3 is what I would put here, but I already put that as Biggest Personal Impact."}, {"start": 3931.96, "end": 3936.56, "text": " For the king no slay this fire to fuck. I mean"}, {"start": 3937.7200000000003, "end": 3943.5, "text": " Actually might be slays. I was giving I think bogus shit for it, but slay this fire to is a good"}, {"start": 3944.0, "end": 3946.0, "text": " friend game to just boot up"}, {"start": 3946.42, "end": 3953.02, "text": " For the king is like just it's a big-ass board game unless you do the rogue like version, but roguelike version is kind of"}, {"start": 3957.94, "end": 3959.94, "text": " Terraria"}, {"start": 3959.94, "end": 3964.14, "text": " Terraria is almost worse with other people."}, {"start": 3964.14, "end": 3968.5, "text": " I mean it's more fun, but boss fights and stuff are just kind of cooked and awkward."}, {"start": 3968.5, "end": 3972.06, "text": " Mecha chameleon, I mean it's good,"}, {"start": 3972.06, "end": 3979.06, "text": " do I just put some friend slop on here?"}, {"start": 3979.06, "end": 3998.2999999999997, "text": " I'm going to put Tararia, hello Tararia, can't spell it apparently, I'm just going to throw"}, {"start": 3998.2999999999997, "end": 4008.54, "text": " it on there, it's just fun, um a game everyone should play, it's Baldur's Gate, actually everyone,"}, {"start": 4008.54, "end": 4010.54, "text": " God, I don't think I could even"}, {"start": 4011.38, "end": 4014.1, "text": " I'm gonna overthink that category. I'm putting Walters gate"}, {"start": 4015.4, "end": 4018.88, "text": " It's gonna throw it and favorite pro tag"}, {"start": 4022.72, "end": 4027.88, "text": " Who are some popular pro tags in gaming"}, {"start": 4029.16, "end": 4031.16, "text": " Let's see a list"}, {"start": 4031.72, "end": 4037.9, "text": " Arthur Mario Lara craft master chief Nathan Drake you really Nathan Drake's considered popular"}, {"start": 4038.54, "end": 4044.22, "text": " Or a Croft no none of these all these suck. I don't think that is"}, {"start": 4045.42, "end": 4047.42, "text": " Sylvanas"}, {"start": 4048.34, "end": 4054.2599999999998, "text": " Okay ratchet doom guy I don't think that is dog"}, {"start": 4055.46, "end": 4057.46, "text": " And I that is"}, {"start": 4057.98, "end": 4059.58, "text": " Bella got oh"}, {"start": 4059.58, "end": 4062.2599999999998, "text": " Shit, I would kill her husband"}, {"start": 4062.2599999999998, "end": 4066.38, "text": " And then I would marry her and I would take her money and then I'd kill her"}, {"start": 4066.38, "end": 4068.38, "text": " And then I take the house"}, {"start": 4070.58, "end": 4072.58, "text": " Either way"}, {"start": 4072.86, "end": 4074.86, "text": " I'll do in"}, {"start": 4075.78, "end": 4077.78, "text": " Steve"}, {"start": 4078.26, "end": 4080.26, "text": " Chloe price, okay"}, {"start": 4083.98, "end": 4087.62, "text": " Dog meat I didn't play Mass Effect captain price"}, {"start": 4090.82, "end": 4092.82, "text": " Isaac"}, {"start": 4096.38, "end": 4100.86, "text": " Pyramid head is a pro tag, what?"}, {"start": 4100.86, "end": 4104.46, "text": " An ant tag I thought."}, {"start": 4104.46, "end": 4107.14, "text": " Arthur, Max Payne."}, {"start": 4107.14, "end": 4114.14, "text": " Yeah, I still don't really give a fuck about most everyone here."}, {"start": 4114.14, "end": 4132.46, "text": " There's Geralt and Geralt might be number one for me or Kratos there we go Master Chief"}, {"start": 4132.46, "end": 4140.46, "text": " but eh not for me I think he's cool as fuck but he's not going to be my favorite and then"}, {"start": 4140.46, "end": 4146.4, "text": " Mario wow really am I missing some of these motherfuckers like are there just"}, {"start": 4146.4, "end": 4151.5, "text": " no pro tags that like three I actually care but I felt there's so many more in"}, {"start": 4151.5, "end": 4158.76, "text": " this list just isn't reminding me of them I'm gonna put witcher I really like"}, {"start": 4158.76, "end": 4165.42, "text": " the voice actor I like his voice I like the grittiness we'll go with that"}, {"start": 4165.42, "end": 4167.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4167.9400000000005, "end": 4173.9400000000005, "text": " Larper, yeah thing is I never even played Witcher 3. I played Witcher 2 like halfway through the game"}, {"start": 4174.7, "end": 4178.62, "text": " Never played Witcher 1 never read the books. I still really like Geralt"}, {"start": 4185.18, "end": 4187.42, "text": " No Elden Ring or Outer Wilds anywhere"}, {"start": 4188.58, "end": 4190.46, "text": " No, I"}, {"start": 4190.46, "end": 4194.14, "text": " Never really played Outer Wilds either, but no Elden Ring. I love"}, {"start": 4195.42, "end": 4202.1, "text": " But there's just nowhere on this list to put it to be honest"}, {"start": 4205.9800000000005, "end": 4210.14, "text": " Best retro game it could not be the it could just not be geck's"}, {"start": 4211.18, "end": 4216.3, "text": " Enter the gecko I could change that to not care enough. You know, it is my list"}, {"start": 4219.3, "end": 4224.06, "text": " Everyone should play Elden Ring, you know what actually you're fucking right. I'm gonna take Baldur's gate off the list"}, {"start": 4225.42, "end": 4236.2, "text": " Elden Ring is actually going to go here. You're fucking right. Reason being, if you"}, {"start": 4236.2, "end": 4244.46, "text": " can beat Elden Ring, you can play everything else. Baldur's Gate, not everyone should have"}, {"start": 4244.46, "end": 4248.9, "text": " to play it. Not everyone's going to like turn base. That's fine. But Elden Ring,"}, {"start": 4248.9, "end": 4256.9, "text": " He can dodge a wrench. Wrong summons. I'll be honest, if you give my mom the controller,"}, {"start": 4256.9, "end": 4262.719999999999, "text": " I think Finn actually asked us in the podcast, he said, would you rather stay in prison for"}, {"start": 4262.719999999999, "end": 4270.5599999999995, "text": " 10 years or stay in prison until your mother can beat Elden Ring with zero help and zero"}, {"start": 4270.56, "end": 4286.84, "text": " online guidance. I chose 10 years of prison. Straight up. I'll get out way faster. And so"}, {"start": 4286.84, "end": 4290.92, "text": " really, you know, I played through Elden Ring, it's like maybe they'll learn something."}, {"start": 4290.92, "end": 4300.24, "text": " young youngins get them off NBA 2k. Either way that's my list. Check this."}, {"start": 4308.76, "end": 4312.24, "text": " Wait what is this?"}, {"start": 4312.24, "end": 4325.4, "text": " Oh my God, Wamba Warriors. Did someone make a list for me? Okay, someone tried to make"}, {"start": 4325.4, "end": 4333.44, "text": " a list for me. Oh, Volps, this is your list. Okay, you made a list of what you thought"}, {"start": 4333.4400000000005, "end": 4344.120000000001, "text": " I would put down oh shit okay hold on favorite game divinity at vault correct"}, {"start": 4344.120000000001, "end": 4353.4400000000005, "text": " best story correct favorite art style tiny rogues I mean I could see that yeah"}, {"start": 4353.4400000000005, "end": 4358.64, "text": " the pixel I like simplicity biggest personal impact correct best combat I"}, {"start": 4358.64, "end": 4360.08, "text": " I put Sekiro."}, {"start": 4360.08, "end": 4362.46, "text": " Overhated Diablo IV."}, {"start": 4365.26, "end": 4366.9400000000005, "text": " I agree with that."}, {"start": 4366.9400000000005, "end": 4369.54, "text": " I still think Diablo IV is a good game for what it is."}, {"start": 4369.54, "end": 4371.22, "text": " Underrated backpack battles."}, {"start": 4371.22, "end": 4373.26, "text": " You heard what I said about that."}, {"start": 4373.26, "end": 4374.820000000001, "text": " Overrated, correct."}, {"start": 4374.820000000001, "end": 4377.34, "text": " Needs a remake, Bloodborne."}, {"start": 4378.740000000001, "end": 4380.34, "text": " I don't, well, I mean,"}, {"start": 4381.5, "end": 4383.52, "text": " kind of, but also no."}, {"start": 4385.22, "end": 4387.660000000001, "text": " I don't think it needs a remake,"}, {"start": 4387.66, "end": 4393.44, "text": " Remaster maybe just increase the fucking FPS. I don't think that goes under the category of remake"}, {"start": 4395.22, "end": 4398.28, "text": " Criminally overlooked wamba warriors fucking true"}, {"start": 4401.099999999999, "end": 4406.78, "text": " Favorite protag you saw how much I was debating I almost put Kratos. He was there, but I like get out of Rivia more"}, {"start": 4407.94, "end": 4409.94, "text": " probably just cuz I"}, {"start": 4410.26, "end": 4412.26, "text": " Feel like I get to"}, {"start": 4412.7, "end": 4416.639999999999, "text": " He talks more the Kratos doesn't talk. He just grunts a lot"}, {"start": 4416.64, "end": 4425.64, "text": " Favorite antagonist? Rathalite, okay. Well, you kind of cheated. I wasn't allowed to put more Warcraft or WoW."}, {"start": 4425.64, "end": 4432.64, "text": " So that's cheating, but yeah. Best soundtrack, Risk of Rain 2. I mean, yeah."}, {"start": 4432.64, "end": 4436.64, "text": " Not usually my thing, but League of Legends. Sure."}, {"start": 4436.64, "end": 4444.08, "text": " sure. Turn my brain off, Bro Tato. This was, I don't even think I thought of this game until"}, {"start": 4444.08, "end": 4449.52, "text": " just now. This game doesn't actually live in my head very much. Best with friends, Night Raen."}, {"start": 4449.52, "end": 4457.4400000000005, "text": " Sure. Best retro game. Backyard baseball. I almost swapped. You got minus out of childhood"}, {"start": 4457.4400000000005, "end": 4460.72, "text": " game in a game everyone should play. I swapped that for Elden Ring. That's pretty close."}, {"start": 4460.72, "end": 4469.04, "text": " It's Vulp's guessing what I would pick. Nice. Alright. Well, no for the king? Nope."}, {"start": 4469.04, "end": 4474.08, "text": " Did you see the new Street Fighter movie trailer? No, I haven't."}, {"start": 4474.08, "end": 4481.88, "text": " I feel like people are probably giving us movie shit, but it looks fun."}, {"start": 4481.88, "end": 4485.16, "text": " I don't know if I'll go to theaters for it, but..."}, {"start": 4490.72, "end": 4492.72, "text": " You're not my brother."}, {"start": 4495.72, "end": 4496.72, "text": " You're something."}, {"start": 4496.72, "end": 4498.72, "text": " What are you waiting for?"}, {"start": 4498.72, "end": 4499.72, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 4504.72, "end": 4505.72, "text": " People are hyped for it? Okay."}, {"start": 4505.72, "end": 4507.72, "text": " You're the best fighter in the world, and then you disappeared."}, {"start": 4507.72, "end": 4508.72, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4508.72, "end": 4511.72, "text": " The path I'm on now is not one of combat."}, {"start": 4511.72, "end": 4513.72, "text": " I don't fight anymore."}, {"start": 4514.72, "end": 4517.72, "text": " It's honestly the stupidest thing I've ever heard."}, {"start": 4517.72, "end": 4521.72, "text": " The brother Ken is in danger."}, {"start": 4521.72, "end": 4523.72, "text": " You're my business as a father!"}, {"start": 4523.72, "end": 4526.72, "text": " Listen, Jews, living in a new shadow."}, {"start": 4528.72, "end": 4530.72, "text": " Now, I'm gonna win it all."}, {"start": 4534.72, "end": 4536.72, "text": " The story went as what you think it is."}, {"start": 4536.72, "end": 4540.72, "text": " If you want to save your brother, then you must fight."}, {"start": 4543.72, "end": 4545.72, "text": " Round one!"}, {"start": 4547.72, "end": 4548.72, "text": " Fuck that character."}, {"start": 4560.72, "end": 4562.72, "text": " I won't deny it, I'm asleep."}, {"start": 4564.72, "end": 4565.72, "text": " Yo, when?"}, {"start": 4566.72, "end": 4568.72, "text": " Ain't no stopping me."}, {"start": 4569.72, "end": 4570.72, "text": " Ah, hell nah!"}, {"start": 4570.72, "end": 4571.72, "text": " This is about to get interesting."}, {"start": 4572.72, "end": 4573.72, "text": " Fuck the hand signs."}, {"start": 4573.72, "end": 4574.64, "text": " The best"}, {"start": 4576.64, "end": 4577.76, "text": " The fiercest"}, {"start": 4578.16, "end": 4578.9800000000005, "text": " strongest"}, {"start": 4578.9800000000005, "end": 4579.9800000000005, "text": " deadliest"}, {"start": 4579.9800000000005, "end": 4580.92, "text": " fighters of Earth"}, {"start": 4581.0, "end": 4583.280000000001, "text": " What? Is that like hope coming out of his nose?"}, {"start": 4583.280000000001, "end": 4584.26, "text": " Like the cutscene?"}, {"start": 4584.26, "end": 4585.72, "text": " The strongest"}, {"start": 4585.72, "end": 4586.860000000001, "text": " deadliest"}, {"start": 4586.860000000001, "end": 4587.900000000001, "text": " fighters of Earth"}, {"start": 4588.22, "end": 4590.4400000000005, "text": " This is free fighter!"}, {"start": 4591.88, "end": 4593.6, "text": " Such a ridiculous look"}, {"start": 4595.280000000001, "end": 4596.92, "text": " No one can see me"}, {"start": 4599.22, "end": 4599.72, "text": " Oops"}, {"start": 4599.860000000001, "end": 4600.66, "text": " You dropped something"}, {"start": 4600.66, "end": 4601.88, "text": " No, no, no!"}, {"start": 4601.88, "end": 4602.5, "text": " No chance!"}, {"start": 4602.5, "end": 4607.5, "text": " You lose."}, {"start": 4609.5, "end": 4611.5, "text": " There's life in your neck, though!"}, {"start": 4614.5, "end": 4616.5, "text": " I'm a sick man."}, {"start": 4617.5, "end": 4619.5, "text": " I made a cross to protect you."}, {"start": 4624.5, "end": 4625.5, "text": " No! You can't!"}, {"start": 4626.5, "end": 4627.5, "text": " My business has survived."}, {"start": 4628.5, "end": 4629.5, "text": " There's the fight."}, {"start": 4629.5, "end": 4659.3, "text": " Like I said, it just looks fun."}, {"start": 4659.3, "end": 4668.58, "text": " I like seeing video games movies that aren't embarrassed to adapt even the strangest parts"}, {"start": 4668.58, "end": 4669.820000000001, "text": " of their source material."}, {"start": 4669.820000000001, "end": 4671.820000000001, "text": " True, true, top comment."}, {"start": 4671.820000000001, "end": 4673.58, "text": " Yeah, it looks fun."}, {"start": 4673.58, "end": 4674.58, "text": " I watch it."}, {"start": 4674.58, "end": 4675.58, "text": " Check this out."}, {"start": 4675.58, "end": 4678.42, "text": " Alright, well, a couple more and then I gotta get in Darkest Dungeon because I do"}, {"start": 4678.42, "end": 4680.9800000000005, "text": " want to try and beat this game today."}, {"start": 4680.9800000000005, "end": 4683.38, "text": " Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone."}, {"start": 4683.38, "end": 4686.74, "text": " I mean, why are they remaking this?"}, {"start": 4686.74, "end": 4688.62, "text": " It's not that old."}, {"start": 4688.62, "end": 4693.26, "text": " This is weird to me."}, {"start": 4693.26, "end": 4700.14, "text": " Money I mean I know."}, {"start": 4700.14, "end": 4702.14, "text": " Granger Hermione."}, {"start": 4702.14, "end": 4703.14, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 4703.14, "end": 4704.14, "text": " Did you have a summer reading?"}, {"start": 4704.14, "end": 4706.14, "text": " There was summer reading?"}, {"start": 4706.14, "end": 4709.14, "text": " Weasley, Ronald."}, {"start": 4711.14, "end": 4712.14, "text": " Boi."}, {"start": 4714.14, "end": 4716.14, "text": " Porter, Harry."}, {"start": 4719.14, "end": 4723.14, "text": " A shot at putting basically decides our entire future."}, {"start": 4723.14, "end": 4724.14, "text": " So, no better."}, {"start": 4724.14, "end": 4726.14, "text": " No slingy, no slingy."}, {"start": 4727.14, "end": 4728.14, "text": " Gryffindor!"}, {"start": 4730.14, "end": 4737.14, "text": " Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts."}, {"start": 4737.14, "end": 4745.14, "text": " Big G, lads! How are we feeling?"}, {"start": 4745.14, "end": 4750.14, "text": " Mr. Porter, I expect you to work hard."}, {"start": 4750.14, "end": 4755.14, "text": " Find what sparks you've interest."}, {"start": 4755.14, "end": 4757.14, "text": " And make some more friggin' jokes."}, {"start": 4762.4400000000005, "end": 4764.14, "text": " Everyone thinks I'm the sprite wizard."}, {"start": 4764.14, "end": 4765.14, "text": " I keep falling."}, {"start": 4766.14, "end": 4767.64, "text": " But I don't really know anything."}, {"start": 4770.14, "end": 4773.14, "text": " Let's hope you show some talent in the Quidditch bridge, Potter."}, {"start": 4775.64, "end": 4778.14, "text": " You've certainly not exhibited any in here."}, {"start": 4778.14, "end": 4780.14, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 4784.14, "end": 4786.14, "text": " The family's mourn just blood."}, {"start": 4786.14, "end": 4788.14, "text": " You'll find your place."}, {"start": 4794.14, "end": 4796.14, "text": " We'll find something incredible."}, {"start": 4800.14, "end": 4802.14, "text": " You can't protect them."}, {"start": 4802.14, "end": 4804.14, "text": " You can only prepare them."}, {"start": 4804.14, "end": 4806.14, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 4806.14, "end": 4811.14, "text": " Anything to be laughing behind any door in this place."}, {"start": 4822.14, "end": 4826.14, "text": " Oh come on, don't you to read."}, {"start": 4826.14, "end": 4829.14, "text": " Like I just don't, I'm so confused."}, {"start": 4829.14, "end": 4833.14, "text": " I know you all said because of money, but I'm just trying to picture like,"}, {"start": 4833.14, "end": 4838.06, "text": " Picture five years from now this movie is out and you're like I want to rewatch Harry Potter. I"}, {"start": 4839.92, "end": 4848.06, "text": " Don't see the old Harry Potter being old enough for me to be like let's watch the new one instead. I just don't see it. Oh"}, {"start": 4848.92, "end": 4854.58, "text": " This is a TV show. Okay. All right, but at the same time still I"}, {"start": 4856.5, "end": 4862.46, "text": " Okay, I didn't know it's a TV show that actually changes a lot because a TV show you can actually add so much"}, {"start": 4863.14, "end": 4867.900000000001, "text": " That I don't know. I didn't read the books, but maybe the the movies left out a lot"}, {"start": 4871.780000000001, "end": 4874.54, "text": " Closer to the book, but we'll see I don't know"}, {"start": 4875.9400000000005, "end": 4882.22, "text": " Are you down for ranked fives this Friday with me XQC and Tyler one"}, {"start": 4883.14, "end": 4887.12, "text": " ranked fives. Are we talking about League of Legends?"}, {"start": 4893.14, "end": 4895.14, "text": " Um,"}, {"start": 4908.18, "end": 4915.1, "text": " Sure, maybe hold on what is that's the fourth, I'm not even kidding. I'm sold. I'm checking my schedule here"}, {"start": 4923.14, "end": 4936.84, "text": " September 4th yeah I'm free on Friday I have nothing going on I can do that"}, {"start": 4936.84, "end": 4940.92, "text": " I don't know you're still here my watch just sent me a screenshot of what Dante"}, {"start": 4940.92, "end": 4948.280000000001, "text": " said in my chat I'm down"}, {"start": 4949.16, "end": 4951.16, "text": " Are you jungling I don't know I"}, {"start": 4952.4, "end": 4956.4, "text": " Don't care. I mean you came to me"}, {"start": 4957.599999999999, "end": 4960.28, "text": " Asking me they do it at 8 p.m. Oh"}, {"start": 4962.88, "end": 4967.88, "text": " Yeah, we didn't put a time down did we I go to the gym at night now I"}, {"start": 4968.759999999999, "end": 4970.759999999999, "text": " Actually went to the gym yesterday"}, {"start": 4971.2, "end": 4973.2, "text": " So I'm a nighttime gym main"}, {"start": 4973.2, "end": 4985.8, "text": " 8 p.m. Why the fuck is anyone even like functioning at that time proof you want proof okay?"}, {"start": 4985.8, "end": 4991.8, "text": " Actually, I don't want to show you proof because I don't want you to see my gym because of"}, {"start": 4991.8, "end": 5004.56, "text": " Kadeem? Isn't Kadeem the iron player? What does that have to do with being live at 8 p.m.?"}, {"start": 5004.56, "end": 5013.52, "text": " What are we talking about here? Doesn't Tyler want to have kids?"}, {"start": 5013.52, "end": 5026.360000000001, "text": " Pm why the fuck is he typing hello anyone even like functioning at that time"}, {"start": 5026.360000000001, "end": 5038.4400000000005, "text": " it's about a starter it's a but wait what what did you say I muted at the worst"}, {"start": 5038.4400000000005, "end": 5068.040000000001, "text": " time ever we're gonna lower this what is it lower this okay it's also here's the"}, {"start": 5068.04, "end": 5070.04, "text": " picture of the gym"}, {"start": 5070.04, "end": 5072.0, "text": " she said it also with the beat then you"}, {"start": 5072.0, "end": 5074.0, "text": " continue"}, {"start": 5074.0, "end": 5076.0, "text": " picture of the gym"}, {"start": 5076.0, "end": 5078.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5078.0, "end": 5080.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5080.0, "end": 5082.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5082.0, "end": 5084.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5084.0, "end": 5086.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5086.0, "end": 5088.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5088.0, "end": 5090.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5090.0, "end": 5092.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5092.0, "end": 5094.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5094.0, "end": 5096.0, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 5096.0, "end": 5098.0, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 5098.24, "end": 5104.6, "text": " He missed my fucking chorus. He's okay. So wait, I'm gonna mute him. So he sent me a discord channel"}, {"start": 5112.88, "end": 5114.88, "text": " Sorry I'm autistic"}, {"start": 5126.0, "end": 5139.08, "text": " Okay, I added him to friends. He can message me. All right. Well, shit, is there anything"}, {"start": 5139.08, "end": 5145.04, "text": " else before I open Darkest Dungeon? Tell me it has a dumb server name like Lords of"}, {"start": 5145.04, "end": 5156.48, "text": " come. I'll let you know. Oh shit, the no pixel trailer? I have not watched this really."}, {"start": 5158.48, "end": 5165.84, "text": " I saw everyone hated it. I think because it's like more of a it's a no pixel trailer for like"}, {"start": 5167.04, "end": 5168.8, "text": " non no pixel viewers."}, {"start": 5168.8, "end": 5177.64, "text": " And I think like a bunch of no pixel GTA viewers were upset there weren't Easter eggs and stuff"}, {"start": 5177.64, "end": 5184.320000000001, "text": " but it's like not for them. I guess. I don't know. I was just where is it? Can someone link this"}, {"start": 5184.320000000001, "end": 5191.68, "text": " shit to me? Yeah, Viki Voice Act. I did too but they didn't use my lines. I will say I submitted"}, {"start": 5191.68, "end": 5196.2, "text": " lines and they literally said not good enough and then I submitted other lines and I think they"}, {"start": 5196.2, "end": 5199.88, "text": " just gave up on me. So that's a thing."}, {"start": 5203.08, "end": 5204.08, "text": " So I wasn't even in this."}, {"start": 5205.0, "end": 5206.92, "text": " Good morning, Los Santos."}, {"start": 5209.12, "end": 5214.32, "text": " The sun is rising and many Los Santos residents are already hard"}, {"start": 5214.32, "end": 5217.84, "text": " at work. While some are just starting their day."}, {"start": 5218.8, "end": 5219.88, "text": " Others are still"}, {"start": 5226.2, "end": 5228.26, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5256.2, "end": 5258.26, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5286.2, "end": 5288.26, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5316.2, "end": 5318.26, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5346.2, "end": 5348.26, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5376.2, "end": 5401.2, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5401.2, "end": 5403.2, "text": " You remember all"}, {"start": 5409.16, "end": 5411.16, "text": " Woo-Kong maybe"}, {"start": 5413.0, "end": 5415.5599999999995, "text": " How many days till blizzcon 10"}, {"start": 5416.92, "end": 5418.92, "text": " so"}, {"start": 5419.08, "end": 5423.48, "text": " Yeah, I just got to fill the air until then poor kid the cold and then I go to blizzcon"}, {"start": 5423.48, "end": 5429.24, "text": " Is long-standing. I don't know pixel releases on the eighth affected him. I don't think I'm gonna be playing"}, {"start": 5429.24, "end": 5433.94, "text": " No pixel the day it comes out. I might be late. We'll see"}, {"start": 5434.58, "end": 5438.94, "text": " Woo Kong right or blood blood of the Dawn Walker. That's probably what I end up playing"}, {"start": 5438.94, "end": 5440.94, "text": " I think that comes out tonight at six, right?"}, {"start": 5447.86, "end": 5451.8, "text": " Yeah, hey, oh, so that's friend. Yeah, blood of the Dawn Walker is probably what I queue up"}, {"start": 5454.12, "end": 5456.12, "text": " And then I grind that until"}, {"start": 5456.12, "end": 5461.12, "text": " until, yeah, I don't know, something along those lines."}, {"start": 5462.92, "end": 5465.12, "text": " But right now I'm still trying to beat this game."}, {"start": 5466.4, "end": 5470.48, "text": " Oh, I feel so mentally like fucking gassed."}, {"start": 5470.48, "end": 5474.24, "text": " There's a fog in my head, but what was the last thing I did?"}, {"start": 5476.4, "end": 5477.68, "text": " I remember."}, {"start": 5477.68, "end": 5481.92, "text": " So last thing I did, I am trying to beat"}, {"start": 5481.92, "end": 5484.2, "text": " the Crimson Court, this is the DLC."}, {"start": 5484.2, "end": 5490.36, "text": " And I basically had a perfect team. I got everything ready to go"}, {"start": 5490.36, "end": 5495.8, "text": " I was at the boss, but every single one of my team or players are infected"}, {"start": 5496.44, "end": 5503.32, "text": " So and I ran out of blood to cleanse it or to satiate it rather so I had to leave"}, {"start": 5504.28, "end": 5508.94, "text": " The other thing I did and this is pretty cool. I got a"}, {"start": 5510.599999999999, "end": 5512.28, "text": " Grave robber"}, {"start": 5512.28, "end": 5514.28, "text": " I've never played this character"}, {"start": 5520.3, "end": 5522.3, "text": " What does she do"}, {"start": 5522.94, "end": 5528.38, "text": " Yeah, I basically found her in a prison. She's like a level five basically fully unlocked character"}, {"start": 5528.38, "end": 5530.38, "text": " I just even level her to six"}, {"start": 5533.38, "end": 5535.38, "text": " Lunge"}, {"start": 5535.42, "end": 5538.0599999999995, "text": " 33% increase. Oh my god. Wait what?"}, {"start": 5538.06, "end": 5547.240000000001, "text": " 33% increased damage versus blighted and it's 40% increased damage base and 12% crit what the fuck"}, {"start": 5549.740000000001, "end": 5557.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, so the grave robber clearly is a character you need to shuffle from like the front and then knock her to the back and"}, {"start": 5557.620000000001, "end": 5559.620000000001, "text": " Then lunge forward again"}, {"start": 5559.900000000001, "end": 5564.42, "text": " Because she lunges she goes forward to oh and shadow fade back to so you could"}, {"start": 5564.42, "end": 5572.34, "text": " would lunge fade lunge fade and just kind of do it over and over again but would be"}, {"start": 5572.34, "end": 5577.38, "text": " even better is if you could lunge every single time it's her turn I would need a"}, {"start": 5577.38, "end": 5585.54, "text": " bunch of forward people so maybe a shield breaker shield breaker jester"}, {"start": 5585.54, "end": 5593.54, "text": " actually might be decent and then I just keep slamming with the jester"}, {"start": 5594.42, "end": 5597.52, "text": " You know, you need blight. Well, the shield breaker blights."}, {"start": 5599.22, "end": 5600.32, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 5605.82, "end": 5607.52, "text": " And fate is a nice damage buff."}, {"start": 5609.12, "end": 5611.02, "text": " How long? For two rounds?"}, {"start": 5611.22, "end": 5613.92, "text": " Oh my god, plus 100% damage."}, {"start": 5614.52, "end": 5615.42, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 5624.42, "end": 5627.42, "text": " But you do skip an entire turn."}, {"start": 5627.42, "end": 5632.42, "text": " Throne Dagger plus 40% damage versus Marked and 33% damage versus Blighted."}, {"start": 5632.42, "end": 5635.42, "text": " And it gives yourself accuracy."}, {"start": 5635.42, "end": 5639.42, "text": " Poison Darts."}, {"start": 5639.42, "end": 5646.42, "text": " 4 damage per round for 4 rounds and reduces Blight Resist."}, {"start": 5646.42, "end": 5649.42, "text": " And this has armor piercing on it, which is also really good."}, {"start": 5649.42, "end": 5652.46, "text": " Damage mod minus 15% but it armor pierces"}, {"start": 5654.68, "end": 5656.68, "text": " Interesting"}, {"start": 5658.24, "end": 5660.24, "text": " And this is a we"}, {"start": 5662.84, "end": 5665.9, "text": " Reduces bleed resist, huh?"}, {"start": 5665.900000000001, "end": 5680.56, "text": " Cure, Blight and Bleed on self and then give yourself dodge and force speed."}, {"start": 5680.56, "end": 5682.200000000001, "text": " One use per battle."}, {"start": 5682.200000000001, "end": 5686.68, "text": " I guess it's a permabuff of 13 dodge."}, {"start": 5686.68, "end": 5688.160000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 5688.16, "end": 5698.94, "text": " Well, oh, and here's, okay, here's what I remember now."}, {"start": 5698.94, "end": 5703.88, "text": " So I had to leave the courtyard and I couldn't kill the boss, but I only had one invitation"}, {"start": 5703.88, "end": 5705.5599999999995, "text": " left."}, {"start": 5705.5599999999995, "end": 5707.82, "text": " So now I can't go back to the courtyard."}, {"start": 5707.82, "end": 5717.639999999999, "text": " I have to go farm invitations."}, {"start": 5717.64, "end": 5722.88, "text": " So let's see where I should go."}, {"start": 5722.88, "end": 5723.88, "text": " Trophy."}, {"start": 5723.88, "end": 5728.64, "text": " I mean I could go kill a boss."}, {"start": 5728.64, "end": 5734.64, "text": " Go to the other courtyard quest here."}, {"start": 5734.64, "end": 5737.64, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5737.64, "end": 5744.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I could just go kill the prophet."}, {"start": 5744.4800000000005, "end": 5753.96, "text": " might be good XP. I mean I can find invitations here too. That profit trophy is"}, {"start": 5753.96, "end": 5759.080000000001, "text": " good. It is not bad."}, {"start": 5765.64, "end": 5769.64, "text": " Well this is ruins meaning I probably wouldn't want to bring a houndmaster."}, {"start": 5769.64, "end": 5776.52, "text": " okay let's bring the grave robber let's bring out some G to this try to think of"}, {"start": 5776.52, "end": 5786.0, "text": " what else I should bring let's bring volts absolutely bring volts and who is a"}, {"start": 5786.0, "end": 5793.68, "text": " good second position motherfucker plague doctor"}, {"start": 5793.68, "end": 5805.360000000001, "text": " But plague doctor can't move forward."}, {"start": 5805.360000000001, "end": 5811.360000000001, "text": " Highwayman can."}, {"start": 5811.360000000001, "end": 5812.360000000001, "text": " Crusader."}, {"start": 5812.360000000001, "end": 5820.52, "text": " You're fucking right, Crusader's actually such a good pick here."}, {"start": 5820.52, "end": 5827.360000000001, "text": " Uh, what's their speed though?"}, {"start": 5827.360000000001, "end": 5828.96, "text": " Speed 10."}, {"start": 5828.96, "end": 5829.96, "text": " Speed 4."}, {"start": 5829.96, "end": 5837.64, "text": " Okay, meaning the Grave Robber will definitely get to go first."}, {"start": 5837.64, "end": 5842.360000000001, "text": " So, wait, let me see how this plays out."}, {"start": 5842.36, "end": 5847.36, "text": " So the grave robber will lunge forward and then,"}, {"start": 5851.12, "end": 5852.5599999999995, "text": " oh, but then I lose."}, {"start": 5853.48, "end": 5855.92, "text": " And the lunge, they won't even be blighted either."}, {"start": 5857.88, "end": 5860.24, "text": " I really need bulbs to go first."}, {"start": 5860.24, "end": 5875.44, "text": " Or maybe I do Lunge and then SFang gets put here and I start my Grave Robber in position"}, {"start": 5875.44, "end": 5876.44, "text": " 4."}, {"start": 5876.44, "end": 5877.44, "text": " Can I Lunge in position 4?"}, {"start": 5877.44, "end": 5880.5199999999995, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 5880.5199999999995, "end": 5884.639999999999, "text": " Start with Fade in position 1."}, {"start": 5884.64, "end": 5888.8, "text": " I can do that, too."}, {"start": 5888.8, "end": 5891.52, "text": " Um, but who the fuck's my fourth here?"}, {"start": 5891.52, "end": 5892.52, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5892.52, "end": 5893.72, "text": " I need a healer."}, {"start": 5893.72, "end": 5896.04, "text": " Especially if I'm gonna do a boss."}, {"start": 5896.04, "end": 5898.0, "text": " What am I fighting again?"}, {"start": 5898.0, "end": 5899.0, "text": " The prophet."}, {"start": 5899.0, "end": 5910.96, "text": " This is the guy that has a bunch of, like, pews and shit in the way, right?"}, {"start": 5910.96, "end": 5913.72, "text": " I'm really going to have a hard time"}, {"start": 5913.72, "end": 5914.72, "text": " blighting him."}, {"start": 5921.36, "end": 5923.04, "text": " Unless I play poison darts."}, {"start": 5937.28, "end": 5938.4, "text": " Let's bring Vey."}, {"start": 5938.4, "end": 5939.64, "text": " Here's a Vestal healer."}, {"start": 5940.96, "end": 5946.06, "text": " Darts are great. I'm definitely gonna take darts. I'm just like debating how I want to organize these motherfuckers"}, {"start": 5970.96, "end": 5975.44, "text": " Maybe I can give more speed to, uh, Vulps."}, {"start": 5975.44, "end": 5979.56, "text": " I think I can. I can give speed to Vulps to where Vulps goes first."}, {"start": 5979.56, "end": 5982.88, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 5982.88, "end": 5989.88, "text": " the damage, sort by level."}, {"start": 5991.96, "end": 5993.88, "text": " Early riser plus two speed is crazy."}, {"start": 5993.88, "end": 5998.04, "text": " Yeah, fuck. It's tough to win."}, {"start": 5998.04, "end": 6003.5, "text": " Or to out speed volts here."}, {"start": 6003.5, "end": 6009.92, "text": " So wait, Volts goes first, knocks back."}, {"start": 6009.92, "end": 6021.72, "text": " So in that case I would want Volts here, or SMG here, like Crusader."}, {"start": 6021.72, "end": 6027.5199999999995, "text": " Actually shit, Mike, I think I'd want it here."}, {"start": 6027.52, "end": 6057.360000000001, "text": " I think this is actually my starting position."}, {"start": 6057.36, "end": 6063.0599999999995, "text": " This is fucking awkward, but this is it probably give up on holy lancelayer shieldbreaker and gray robber do the work"}, {"start": 6064.58, "end": 6068.179999999999, "text": " Actually, you know, fuck maybe you're fucking right. I hate it, but you might be right"}, {"start": 6076.66, "end": 6082.339999999999, "text": " Let me go upgrade these fucker or fuckers sort by activity"}, {"start": 6085.099999999999, "end": 6087.099999999999, "text": " Hey maxed out we're good"}, {"start": 6087.36, "end": 6094.36, "text": " Shelling."}, {"start": 6105.36, "end": 6109.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6109.36, "end": 6115.36, "text": " Self-only increased scouting for his random supply item."}, {"start": 6115.36, "end": 6129.9, "text": " Yeah, that's it. Alright, trinkets. So this is where I'm going to have to do like accuracy"}, {"start": 6129.900000000001, "end": 6154.38, "text": " and figure all this out. Right now I have stress skills improved on S-Fant. I don't know if I"}, {"start": 6154.38, "end": 6158.1, "text": " should do that. I feel like I should do damage. Why is my speed so high? It should be a 1."}, {"start": 6158.1, "end": 6166.9400000000005, "text": " I mean, I'll be honest for a max level character you are very slow"}, {"start": 6170.38, "end": 6172.58, "text": " Let's do crate with melee skills"}, {"start": 6174.02, "end": 6177.740000000001, "text": " But grave rubber does a little bit of both right. I feel like I'm not gonna be spamming"}, {"start": 6179.58, "end": 6181.88, "text": " Daggers and stuff do I want pick to the face?"}, {"start": 6184.9400000000005, "end": 6186.9400000000005, "text": " Armor piercing has to be good"}, {"start": 6188.1, "end": 6207.320000000001, "text": " Fuck, I don't know how to build these people."}, {"start": 6207.320000000001, "end": 6214.96, "text": " Plus two speed of torch is above 50."}, {"start": 6214.96, "end": 6217.820000000001, "text": " Plus five dodge."}, {"start": 6217.82, "end": 6220.08, "text": " This is really good. Let's give some speed, fuck it."}, {"start": 6220.84, "end": 6224.82, "text": " Accuracy, resolve XP, accuracy in position 4, crit."}, {"start": 6233.679999999999, "end": 6234.679999999999, "text": " Let me un-equip everything."}, {"start": 6237.9, "end": 6242.0599999999995, "text": " Sorry, I was gonna take it, but I've never played this character, so I'm trying to just think how the fuck to make it work."}, {"start": 6243.86, "end": 6246.42, "text": " 20% damage and crit versus unholy."}, {"start": 6247.82, "end": 6252.54, "text": " I think that goes on my grave robber. I'm trying to make them pump, right?"}, {"start": 6253.5, "end": 6255.5, "text": " Truthfully, I think Volps is gonna be my pumper"}, {"start": 6256.42, "end": 6259.259999999999, "text": " Regardless. Actually, no. Volps is like a blighter."}, {"start": 6262.86, "end": 6268.48, "text": " Uh, crit and damage with ranged skills. I don't really think I use this melee skills and crit."}, {"start": 6272.98, "end": 6274.98, "text": " Problem is I feel like I'm gonna be doing a lot of"}, {"start": 6274.9800000000005, "end": 6280.660000000001, "text": " stress trimming on S-Fan. I don't know if I should proc. I guess critting is"}, {"start": 6280.660000000001, "end": 6283.38, "text": " stress relief."}, {"start": 6291.660000000001, "end": 6296.18, "text": " Screw it. I'm just gonna build normally. This is gonna be an easy win I feel like."}, {"start": 6296.18, "end": 6304.9400000000005, "text": " Let's just do crusader, healing, and stress relief plus 35% blight skill."}, {"start": 6304.9400000000005, "end": 6314.700000000001, "text": " chance. 15 accuracy ranged in three speed."}, {"start": 6314.7, "end": 6334.86, "text": " damage and minus speed I could take away some speed from"}, {"start": 6334.860000000001, "end": 6363.22, "text": " bulbs with this plus 35 in the damage versus marked in 10% damage no where"}, {"start": 6363.22, "end": 6367.02, "text": " was that shield breaker spear and know what I put on volts I definitely want"}, {"start": 6367.02, "end": 6370.7, "text": " this bang"}, {"start": 6375.820000000001, "end": 6381.34, "text": " but I kind of want volts to have more speed fuck okay in that case maybe I"}, {"start": 6381.34, "end": 6388.42, "text": " wear the legendary bracer on minus one speed 20 percent damage right there now"}, {"start": 6388.42, "end": 6407.7, "text": " Now they have the same speed, minus two speed, 33% max HP the fuck, okay plus two speed and"}, {"start": 6407.7, "end": 6410.3, "text": " torch there we go."}, {"start": 6410.3, "end": 6414.02, "text": " and then Vestal, or my healing items, bang."}, {"start": 6416.42, "end": 6417.26, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 6419.42, "end": 6421.22, "text": " Fuck it, I'm going with this."}, {"start": 6421.22, "end": 6424.1, "text": " I might, this shuffle build might be a little iffy,"}, {"start": 6424.1, "end": 6427.46, "text": " I might change things around, but let's go fight the boss."}, {"start": 6428.9400000000005, "end": 6433.54, "text": " It's a medium run, we'll do 12 torches,"}, {"start": 6436.5, "end": 6439.900000000001, "text": " three anti-venom, three bandies,"}, {"start": 6439.900000000001, "end": 6446.900000000001, "text": " 3 of those. 4 keys. 4 holy water. 3 of that."}, {"start": 6451.06, "end": 6458.06, "text": " Okay. Camp skills. I think my camp skills are fine."}, {"start": 6458.900000000001, "end": 6463.9800000000005, "text": " I mean the only one maybe is this. Remove disease."}, {"start": 6463.9800000000005, "end": 6465.02, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 6465.02, "end": 6470.14, "text": " can remove disease on the grave robber on other people I didn't know"}, {"start": 6478.22, "end": 6485.5, "text": " okay let's go finally resigned to his uncommon corporeal resilience I lured him"}, {"start": 6485.5, "end": 6492.620000000001, "text": " to the dig there I showed him the thing and detailed the full extent of my"}, {"start": 6492.62, "end": 6499.84, "text": " plans triumphantly I watched as he tore his eyes from their sockets and ran"}, {"start": 6499.84, "end": 6507.16, "text": " shrieking into the shadows wailing maniacally that the end was upon us all"}, {"start": 6511.5599999999995, "end": 6516.62, "text": " equip anti-south on vessel the echoes of his mindless tittering reverberate"}, {"start": 6516.62, "end": 6522.4, "text": " maddening lake I think you're right actually I should take that"}, {"start": 6522.62, "end": 6524.62, "text": " Anti-self. Bang."}, {"start": 6526.62, "end": 6530.62, "text": " Alright, let's see if this turnover actually works. Let's go south first, even though it's not where the boss is. Fuck it."}, {"start": 6533.62, "end": 6537.62, "text": " Let's use a shovel. No."}, {"start": 6538.62, "end": 6541.62, "text": " Shovel or a key. Okay, on the way back."}, {"start": 6552.62, "end": 6561.62, "text": " I don't know if I can even give a fuck to be going all the way down, I'll just go whatever"}, {"start": 6561.62, "end": 6564.04, "text": " and see what it is."}, {"start": 6564.04, "end": 6573.12, "text": " The thing is, like, all the bosses or whatever, when you throw out their call, but like when"}, {"start": 6573.12, "end": 6579.16, "text": " you snuff the torch and you fight that weird Eldrick thing, I literally can't even get"}, {"start": 6579.16, "end": 6580.16, "text": " loot from it."}, {"start": 6580.16, "end": 6582.16, "text": " Want to back up"}, {"start": 6586.76, "end": 6592.5599999999995, "text": " The shambler yeah, I killed a shambler and it gave me a common trinket because I've got every trinket it can drop"}, {"start": 6593.8, "end": 6595.8, "text": " so"}, {"start": 6598.599999999999, "end": 6601.5199999999995, "text": " And the collectors pointless I've got everything"}, {"start": 6607.0, "end": 6609.639999999999, "text": " The way is lit the path is clear"}, {"start": 6610.16, "end": 6615.16, "text": " We require only the strength to follow it. Okay, I'm not gonna loot it. I don't care"}, {"start": 6617.36, "end": 6620.12, "text": " Sell one of the trinkets to get it to drop again if"}, {"start": 6631.44, "end": 6636.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah, I really am kind of just trying to suck bosses at this point there's nothing else to do oh"}, {"start": 6636.56, "end": 6644.280000000001, "text": " Oh wow, a lot of mobs, surely Volb's goes first?"}, {"start": 6644.280000000001, "end": 6653.0, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 6653.0, "end": 6661.280000000001, "text": " So if I were to cast Shadowfade right now, that would move my best all the way up."}, {"start": 6661.280000000001, "end": 6663.280000000001, "text": " I think that's fine."}, {"start": 6663.28, "end": 6671.2, "text": " We're gonna do this, which is good, because now I impale everything."}, {"start": 6671.2, "end": 6672.2, "text": " Everyone now gets blighted."}, {"start": 6672.2, "end": 6678.04, "text": " Okay, but now my Vestal's completely fucking cooked."}, {"start": 6678.04, "end": 6681.679999999999, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 6681.679999999999, "end": 6686.4, "text": " And then I'll lunge in."}, {"start": 6686.4, "end": 6692.4, "text": " Oh my god, I can't even heal."}, {"start": 6692.400000000001, "end": 6697.4800000000005, "text": " I vessel needs to go in the back"}, {"start": 6701.84, "end": 6703.84, "text": " Good dodges, thank God"}, {"start": 6714.68, "end": 6718.4400000000005, "text": " Do some stress trimming here as the light gains purchase"}, {"start": 6718.4400000000005, "end": 6724.240000000001, "text": " I mean, the fight is over and I haven't gotten to fucking hit anything."}, {"start": 6724.240000000001, "end": 6733.080000000001, "text": " I mean, that's disgusting numbers, but, yeah."}, {"start": 6733.080000000001, "end": 6743.4800000000005, "text": " Fight's already over."}, {"start": 6743.4800000000005, "end": 6747.68, "text": " And the other thing you have to keep in mind is I had to sack an entire turn for that"}, {"start": 6747.68, "end": 6749.68, "text": " The damage buff. I don't know."}, {"start": 6762.68, "end": 6763.68, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 6776.18, "end": 6777.18, "text": " Torch."}, {"start": 6777.68, "end": 6784.12, "text": " All right, and food plus two inventory. I mean, I'm just gonna loot other stuff. There's so much shit to loot"}, {"start": 6792.92, "end": 6799.92, "text": " I'm not asking for its return nor did I want this but I am genuinely curious if you still have the files for your"}, {"start": 6799.92, "end": 6804.56, "text": " old Teeber model. My old VTuber model? Volks has it. I don't."}, {"start": 6807.68, "end": 6828.4800000000005, "text": " All right, let me heal."}, {"start": 6828.4800000000005, "end": 6831.4800000000005, "text": " Just one AOE heal, please."}, {"start": 6831.4800000000005, "end": 6832.4800000000005, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6832.4800000000005, "end": 6833.4800000000005, "text": " Big AOE."}, {"start": 6833.4800000000005, "end": 6837.4800000000005, "text": " What do you want with it?"}, {"start": 6837.4800000000005, "end": 6839.02, "text": " I mean, it's there."}, {"start": 6839.02, "end": 6840.1, "text": " I just hit myself."}, {"start": 6840.1, "end": 6840.780000000001, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 6840.780000000001, "end": 6842.06, "text": " And stunned myself?"}, {"start": 6842.06, "end": 6842.56, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6848.900000000001, "end": 6849.900000000001, "text": " Aw, fuck."}, {"start": 6852.540000000001, "end": 6853.040000000001, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 6855.42, "end": 6857.540000000001, "text": " Six damage per round for three rounds."}, {"start": 6859.9800000000005, "end": 6860.860000000001, "text": " Let's cleanse that."}, {"start": 6860.860000000001, "end": 6861.740000000001, "text": " Let's say we heal."}, {"start": 6867.4800000000005, "end": 6879.84, "text": " The six damage and blights?"}, {"start": 6879.84, "end": 6881.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 6881.360000000001, "end": 6882.84, "text": " Lunge is..."}, {"start": 6882.84, "end": 6894.280000000001, "text": " I'm sure it can be great, but I'm not really feeling it."}, {"start": 6894.28, "end": 6898.44, "text": " We should be looking at the speed of the party with the dancing comp to plan the order."}, {"start": 6898.44, "end": 6901.639999999999, "text": " It's speed plus 1d8."}, {"start": 6901.639999999999, "end": 6911.84, "text": " I mean, yeah, I understand."}, {"start": 6911.84, "end": 6916.0, "text": " Like right now, I guess I'll go back here."}, {"start": 6916.0, "end": 6927.72, "text": " we're gonna fade and then I'll just stun this guy I guess"}, {"start": 6927.72, "end": 6944.4400000000005, "text": " I feel like I just want to stress relief, actually."}, {"start": 6944.4400000000005, "end": 6964.8, "text": " Some of the lunge this front guy into one shot."}, {"start": 6964.8, "end": 6985.24, "text": " cringe as fuck okay let's see a lunch here 35 non crit I mean it's a number"}, {"start": 6985.24, "end": 6988.24, "text": " That's cringe."}, {"start": 6992.24, "end": 6993.24, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 6994.24, "end": 7001.24, "text": " But again, like, a 35, it's the equivalent of hitting for 14, uh, 15, 17."}, {"start": 7002.24, "end": 7004.24, "text": " Because it took two turns to do that."}, {"start": 7015.24, "end": 7026.24, "text": " Never forget that you're the legendary Harpoon owner."}, {"start": 7026.24, "end": 7027.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7027.24, "end": 7028.24, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 7028.24, "end": 7044.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7044.24, "end": 7047.219999999999, "text": " All the slightest lapse in concentration"}, {"start": 7051.679999999999, "end": 7054.08, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles"}, {"start": 7057.08, "end": 7063.599999999999, "text": " Tripling victory, but a victory nonetheless sapphire sure"}, {"start": 7067.12, "end": 7070.4, "text": " Do do do do do do do just move this motherfucker back"}, {"start": 7074.24, "end": 7076.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7091.219999999999, "end": 7096.48, "text": " Hopefully bulbs goes first thank god massive"}, {"start": 7104.24, "end": 7108.32, "text": " their formation is broken maintain the offensive"}, {"start": 7111.599999999999, "end": 7115.04, "text": " start the robber in fourth position no i don't think so"}, {"start": 7118.16, "end": 7121.12, "text": " i guess i could just to like instantly lunge and hit my motherfucker"}, {"start": 7130.8, "end": 7131.3, "text": " ow"}, {"start": 7134.24, "end": 7136.24, "text": " The end approaches."}, {"start": 7144.48, "end": 7146.48, "text": " Damn, I'm having a bad time here."}, {"start": 7157.599999999999, "end": 7160.719999999999, "text": " We're gonna anti-venom that. I dropped my anti-venom. Typical."}, {"start": 7164.24, "end": 7187.5599999999995, "text": " I will try this."}, {"start": 7187.5599999999995, "end": 7190.04, "text": " Why do you and Moon play the same games but never play together?"}, {"start": 7190.04, "end": 7191.04, "text": " Is he a..."}, {"start": 7191.04, "end": 7192.04, "text": " But I got shuffled."}, {"start": 7192.04, "end": 7193.04, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 7193.04, "end": 7193.54, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 7194.24, "end": 7195.04, "text": " This is horrible."}, {"start": 7199.44, "end": 7201.44, "text": " Oh, fuck me. Are you serious?"}, {"start": 7202.44, "end": 7203.84, "text": " Okay, moving the fuck up."}, {"start": 7204.64, "end": 7206.14, "text": " I'm lunging this guy."}, {"start": 7206.74, "end": 7208.14, "text": " Like, ten?"}, {"start": 7208.84, "end": 7210.14, "text": " He's not blighted."}, {"start": 7210.34, "end": 7212.34, "text": " And I wasn't stealth, so it just hit..."}, {"start": 7212.34, "end": 7214.34, "text": " Wait, that's so awful!"}, {"start": 7223.04, "end": 7227.54, "text": " Okay, maybe I stun this guy."}, {"start": 7227.54, "end": 7238.22, "text": " Okay, at least I didn't get one shot there, Jesus."}, {"start": 7238.22, "end": 7241.22, "text": " Things are looking real bad."}, {"start": 7241.22, "end": 7248.34, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7248.34, "end": 7253.860000000001, "text": " Let's back the fuck up."}, {"start": 7253.860000000001, "end": 7256.06, "text": " I need a single heal."}, {"start": 7256.06, "end": 7258.22, "text": " Right here's so bad."}, {"start": 7258.22, "end": 7266.74, "text": " Ugh, now's the time to get a crit."}, {"start": 7266.74, "end": 7290.94, "text": " dodge."}, {"start": 7290.9400000000005, "end": 7292.6, "text": " It's an AWE heal if I've ever seen it."}, {"start": 7293.4800000000005, "end": 7294.68, "text": " No crits. Sad."}, {"start": 7304.38, "end": 7305.38, "text": " I'm gonna stress relief."}, {"start": 7306.000000000001, "end": 7307.000000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 7308.540000000001, "end": 7312.400000000001, "text": " I wanna throw an impale on Vols. It'd be great if I could."}, {"start": 7313.22, "end": 7314.22, "text": " Nicely goodness."}, {"start": 7316.14, "end": 7317.14, "text": " Okay, he's removed."}, {"start": 7320.9400000000005, "end": 7325.9400000000005, "text": " To lunge or to stress relief and heal?"}, {"start": 7325.9400000000005, "end": 7330.9400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna stress relief and heal."}, {"start": 7330.9400000000005, "end": 7333.9400000000005, "text": " And then I'm gonna A and we heal."}, {"start": 7333.9400000000005, "end": 7338.9400000000005, "text": " The wounds of war can be healed, but never hidden."}, {"start": 7345.9400000000005, "end": 7348.9400000000005, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 7350.9400000000005, "end": 7353.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, I've got big damage this round I think."}, {"start": 7372.9400000000005, "end": 7374.9400000000005, "text": " I will say that's the biggest crit I've ever seen."}, {"start": 7380.9400000000005, "end": 7390.620000000001, "text": " But, it's essentially hitting for thirty-five, or thirty-seven-ish, so again it takes two"}, {"start": 7390.620000000001, "end": 7391.620000000001, "text": " turns."}, {"start": 7391.620000000001, "end": 7398.460000000001, "text": " I have to use a turn to increase damage by a hundred percent for one turn."}, {"start": 7398.460000000001, "end": 7400.22, "text": " Guess I gain dodge and stuff."}, {"start": 7400.22, "end": 7408.620000000001, "text": " It's not bad, but fuck, the base damage is horrible."}, {"start": 7408.62, "end": 7412.62, "text": " Hmmmm..."}, {"start": 7412.62, "end": 7418.62, "text": " Which food do I have?"}, {"start": 7418.62, "end": 7421.62, "text": " 12? That's it, and I still have a campfire as well."}, {"start": 7421.62, "end": 7425.62, "text": " So I basically only have 4 food left if I were to do a big eat."}, {"start": 7425.62, "end": 7430.62, "text": " Ah screw it all, I need money too. Going south."}, {"start": 7430.62, "end": 7436.62, "text": " Oh, I didn't fuck my order, fixed my order."}, {"start": 7436.62, "end": 7453.16, "text": " Okay, we're gonna go back here."}, {"start": 7453.16, "end": 7457.62, "text": " I need to dash forward."}, {"start": 7457.62, "end": 7459.62, "text": " Big."}, {"start": 7459.62, "end": 7467.099999999999, "text": " Okay, I need to apply a blight to everybody now."}, {"start": 7467.099999999999, "end": 7469.82, "text": " On my shield breaker."}, {"start": 7469.82, "end": 7471.26, "text": " And then I can one-shot somebody."}, {"start": 7471.26, "end": 7474.0599999999995, "text": " I don't know who though."}, {"start": 7474.0599999999995, "end": 7479.9, "text": " Let's just do some damage."}, {"start": 7479.9, "end": 7483.38, "text": " Okay, massive impale."}, {"start": 7483.38, "end": 7484.38, "text": " Apply the blight."}, {"start": 7484.38, "end": 7485.38, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7485.38, "end": 7501.86, "text": " I mean I can remove this guy in his turn or I could stress you, stress you."}, {"start": 7501.86, "end": 7507.22, "text": " Surely this one spear guy is not a big deal."}, {"start": 7507.22, "end": 7512.74, "text": " Fucker."}, {"start": 7512.74, "end": 7516.179999999999, "text": " So like I've got a fat lunge, but this guy, oh I can't even hit him."}, {"start": 7518.0199999999995, "end": 7520.0199999999995, "text": " I mean I can throw poison darts at him."}, {"start": 7521.7, "end": 7522.2, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 7522.58, "end": 7524.74, "text": " Shhh, 49 non-crit."}, {"start": 7534.46, "end": 7536.46, "text": " Nice, okay, spear guy's dead."}, {"start": 7537.179999999999, "end": 7538.179999999999, "text": " This guy's not."}, {"start": 7542.74, "end": 7549.74, "text": " He rest him, fuck."}, {"start": 7549.74, "end": 7553.74, "text": " 42 stress."}, {"start": 7553.74, "end": 7557.74, "text": " And he dies."}, {"start": 7557.74, "end": 7562.74, "text": " Now I can lunge as well."}, {"start": 7562.74, "end": 7567.74, "text": " Compassion is a rarity in the fevered picture of Babylon."}, {"start": 7583.74, "end": 7585.74, "text": " Impressive."}, {"start": 7592.74, "end": 7597.34, "text": " These nightmarish creatures can be felled they can be beaten"}, {"start": 7606.66, "end": 7612.5, "text": " Al mother fuckers this will find no clemency in this place"}, {"start": 7616.38, "end": 7618.38, "text": " I need a camp"}, {"start": 7622.74, "end": 7625.74, "text": " Honestly, I'm just gonna camp now. Fuck it."}, {"start": 7632.74, "end": 7635.74, "text": " Okay. Minus 25 stress."}, {"start": 7635.74, "end": 7638.74, "text": " Perfect. Prevents nighttime ambush."}, {"start": 7643.74, "end": 7646.74, "text": " One companion, gain accuracy and dodge."}, {"start": 7647.74, "end": 7649.74, "text": " Light skill chance."}, {"start": 7652.74, "end": 7657.74, "text": " Let's do this, zealous speech."}, {"start": 7657.74, "end": 7661.74, "text": " Let's get Blight skill chance and let's rest."}, {"start": 7661.74, "end": 7671.0199999999995, "text": " Give actually to Gravebob if you don't want to miss, yeah well, unfortunately."}, {"start": 7671.0199999999995, "end": 7678.0199999999995, "text": " Now it's weird, I'm not going to be able to Blight the pews, right?"}, {"start": 7678.0199999999995, "end": 7680.42, "text": " So I'm not sure how I want to play this."}, {"start": 7680.42, "end": 7685.42, "text": " Okay, which way is the boss? Left? No, it's south, okay."}, {"start": 7686.42, "end": 7689.42, "text": " So what spell should I have equipped for this fight?"}, {"start": 7689.42, "end": 7691.42, "text": " Lunge can be good."}, {"start": 7701.42, "end": 7705.42, "text": " I do a lot of damage verse unholy on my grave robber."}, {"start": 7705.42, "end": 7712.42, "text": " I mean, I guess this is actually all I have."}, {"start": 7712.42, "end": 7721.18, "text": " Okay, I mean, this is it."}, {"start": 7721.18, "end": 7722.18, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7722.18, "end": 7723.18, "text": " The AC."}, {"start": 7723.18, "end": 7726.18, "text": " Nah, they're okay."}, {"start": 7726.18, "end": 7749.18, "text": " Have a madman hides there behind the fuse spouting his mindless drizzle."}, {"start": 7749.18, "end": 7752.18, "text": " Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm."}, {"start": 7759.18, "end": 7761.18, "text": " I mean, I have to remove the front pew."}, {"start": 7761.18, "end": 7763.18, "text": " I really want to try and, like,"}, {"start": 7763.18, "end": 7766.18, "text": " Serpent Sway the big falling damage,"}, {"start": 7766.18, "end": 7769.18, "text": " but I don't know how I can do that."}, {"start": 7769.18, "end": 7773.18, "text": " I guess I get Serpent Sway and then move forward on my Crusader,"}, {"start": 7773.18, "end": 7775.18, "text": " which would swap."}, {"start": 7775.18, "end": 7783.9800000000005, "text": " Let's do that."}, {"start": 7783.9800000000005, "end": 7801.700000000001, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 7801.7, "end": 7805.98, "text": " i think i just throw some blight here"}, {"start": 7805.98, "end": 7809.78, "text": " or do i lunge so i can shadowfade later i guess i lunge"}, {"start": 7809.78, "end": 7813.78, "text": " screw it"}, {"start": 7813.78, "end": 7820.78, "text": " a lot of dodge, oh golly"}, {"start": 7823.82, "end": 7830.82, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 7831.7, "end": 7838.7, "text": " kinda awkward"}, {"start": 7842.42, "end": 7849.42, "text": " I'm just debating what I should land, either the boss or a pew. Do I want to kill a second pew?"}, {"start": 7850.54, "end": 7853.12, "text": " It can be helpful."}, {"start": 7853.12, "end": 7856.46, "text": " I don't think so though."}, {"start": 7856.46, "end": 7859.26, "text": " Cues or money? I don't care."}, {"start": 7859.26, "end": 7860.78, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 7860.78, "end": 7863.179999999999, "text": " Okay, so it's half my HP when that happens."}, {"start": 7867.179999999999, "end": 7868.38, "text": " Unfortunate."}, {"start": 7872.88, "end": 7874.98, "text": " Well, two blocks remains, so that guy's fine."}, {"start": 7879.78, "end": 7882.179999999999, "text": " I can't even put Blight on this guy in the back."}, {"start": 7885.98, "end": 7888.78, "text": " Unless I get him to position two, then I could Atters kiss him."}, {"start": 7888.98, "end": 7889.98, "text": " I think it's Impale."}, {"start": 7890.78, "end": 7903.5, "text": " whatever stab this nine I should have just done a away healing okay there goes"}, {"start": 7903.5, "end": 7912.9, "text": " my turn smack this thing one pew down"}, {"start": 7912.900000000001, "end": 7919.900000000001, "text": " Okay, I have no Anti-Venom... 40?"}, {"start": 7919.900000000001, "end": 7929.900000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7929.900000000001, "end": 7940.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7940.900000000001, "end": 7942.900000000001, "text": " I might die to this dot by the way, unless I..."}, {"start": 7945.320000000001, "end": 7946.120000000001, "text": " Say we heal."}, {"start": 7946.84, "end": 7949.080000000001, "text": " Fuck, that's a low roll. I need some goddamn crits."}, {"start": 7952.02, "end": 7953.02, "text": " Yeah, smack the pew."}, {"start": 7956.88, "end": 7958.38, "text": " I'm gonna drink some fucking holy water."}, {"start": 7965.18, "end": 7966.18, "text": " I'm gonna throw some..."}, {"start": 7966.84, "end": 7968.18, "text": " ...light on this freak."}, {"start": 7970.900000000001, "end": 7979.14, "text": " Please block the pier."}, {"start": 7979.14, "end": 7981.040000000001, "text": " I blocked one."}, {"start": 7981.040000000001, "end": 7983.34, "text": " Another one at deathplugger."}, {"start": 7983.34, "end": 7984.34, "text": " Might die."}, {"start": 7984.34, "end": 7987.34, "text": " Need to heal it."}, {"start": 7987.34, "end": 7997.34, "text": " Oh my fucking god, okay, um."}, {"start": 7997.34, "end": 8011.74, "text": " I needed that number that's my fucking Christ"}, {"start": 8011.74, "end": 8031.0599999999995, "text": " of emptiness reveal themselves let's lunge oh poor s-fand by the way not who I"}, {"start": 8031.06, "end": 8036.06, "text": " needed to crit. Okay, let's see if I die here."}, {"start": 8042.06, "end": 8051.06, "text": " Just fucking Christ. Unless I lance, which would then put a shield breaker in the zone."}, {"start": 8056.06, "end": 8060.06, "text": " Let's do it. Big crit, needed that."}, {"start": 8061.06, "end": 8068.06, "text": " I can take that."}, {"start": 8091.06, "end": 8104.06, "text": " mm-hmm I just have to Lance fucking big 27 here we go okay that's for real I'm"}, {"start": 8104.06, "end": 8118.18, "text": " 30 HP he can die in the next hit 11 HP"}, {"start": 8121.06, "end": 8140.26, "text": " I literally can't even hit this guy."}, {"start": 8140.26, "end": 8149.42, "text": " Can't fucking hit him."}, {"start": 8149.42, "end": 8150.42, "text": " Still alive?"}, {"start": 8150.42, "end": 8152.42, "text": " health"}, {"start": 8157.42, "end": 8164.22, "text": " Did he foresee his own demise I cannot so long as he remains dead"}, {"start": 8165.34, "end": 8167.34, "text": " Geez those Christ"}, {"start": 8168.66, "end": 8171.82, "text": " All right, let's just get out of here tbh"}, {"start": 8171.820000000001, "end": 8192.980000000001, "text": " That sucked. I don't think that did well."}, {"start": 8192.980000000001, "end": 8197.42, "text": " Armortinker, that's worthless. Bad."}, {"start": 8197.42, "end": 8201.54, "text": " Replaced, stress faster. Minus weapons and stress warrants, whatever."}, {"start": 8201.54, "end": 8208.02, "text": " I didn't get any free weapon upgrade. Fuck, I didn't get any goddamn invitations."}, {"start": 8211.220000000001, "end": 8213.26, "text": " Uh, how much XP did the grave robber get?"}, {"start": 8217.02, "end": 8218.34, "text": " Out of that, we got..."}, {"start": 8218.34, "end": 8220.060000000001, "text": " Oh, we're level six now. Look at that."}, {"start": 8221.34, "end": 8221.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8231.54, "end": 8248.54, "text": " on combat and this drink it"}, {"start": 8248.54, "end": 8258.54, "text": " interesting"}, {"start": 8258.54, "end": 8260.54, "text": " These lanterns are crazy"}, {"start": 8262.02, "end": 8268.26, "text": " Yeah, there's a lot of people that are level four, but it's like I just don't care to get a full entire roster of sixes at this point"}, {"start": 8269.060000000001, "end": 8272.060000000001, "text": " I'm trying to beat the fucking game. I'm gonna go to courtyard"}, {"start": 8272.86, "end": 8275.34, "text": " And I'm just gonna try and farm a fucking invitation"}, {"start": 8276.980000000001, "end": 8279.140000000001, "text": " That's some just pretty stressed out let's go fix it"}, {"start": 8288.54, "end": 8295.34, "text": " Wrong place, whatever."}, {"start": 8295.34, "end": 8303.660000000002, "text": " Drink your cares away."}, {"start": 8303.660000000002, "end": 8307.34, "text": " Your infestation level is low, you won't find invitations."}, {"start": 8307.34, "end": 8311.980000000001, "text": " Well, okay, I'm gonna go to the courtyard."}, {"start": 8311.980000000001, "end": 8315.300000000001, "text": " Uh, team comp-wise."}, {"start": 8315.300000000001, "end": 8318.5, "text": " I get XP out of this, so who do I want to try and get six?"}, {"start": 8318.5, "end": 8329.54, "text": " to really definitely duck bro those are two big hitters I want to try and finish"}, {"start": 8329.54, "end": 8334.14, "text": " off six I don't think you find invitations there what but they actually"}, {"start": 8334.14, "end": 8339.34, "text": " don't so then how do I get an invitation"}, {"start": 8339.34, "end": 8358.34, "text": " Eggs. So you just have to find them."}, {"start": 8358.34, "end": 8359.34, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8359.34, "end": 8369.1, "text": " Then in that case, I'll go get this medium warrens."}, {"start": 8369.1, "end": 8374.02, "text": " This is a, they're immune to blight here, so I need a lot of bleed."}, {"start": 8374.02, "end": 8377.7, "text": " We can take Russell, get Russell to six."}, {"start": 8377.7, "end": 8379.58, "text": " I'd like a healer."}, {"start": 8379.58, "end": 8383.58, "text": " I guess I have to really to heal, kind of."}, {"start": 8391.58, "end": 8395.58, "text": " Shoot for wield, it's your lowest area."}, {"start": 8398.58, "end": 8401.58, "text": " I can do a long run."}, {"start": 8402.58, "end": 8405.58, "text": " Fuck it, fine, wield."}, {"start": 8406.34, "end": 8410.86, "text": " What are they immune to and wield I think it's kind of a hybrid right"}, {"start": 8416.64, "end": 8420.14, "text": " They're immune to blight mainly okay, so I stick with bleeds got it"}, {"start": 8420.14, "end": 8446.72, "text": " just support position for support here trying to get him six"}, {"start": 8446.72, "end": 8454.099999999999, "text": " I'm trying to equip all."}, {"start": 8454.099999999999, "end": 8455.099999999999, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 8455.099999999999, "end": 8458.3, "text": " Plus, 50% healing received if in position 4."}, {"start": 8458.3, "end": 8459.3, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 8459.3, "end": 8461.9, "text": " I guess I don't really even have a healer, so it's kind of awkward."}, {"start": 8461.9, "end": 8464.939999999999, "text": " So really does heal over time."}, {"start": 8464.939999999999, "end": 8467.46, "text": " But plus 10% prod and dodge if in position 4."}, {"start": 8467.46, "end": 8468.58, "text": " I guess healing received."}, {"start": 8468.58, "end": 8471.9, "text": " Maybe it truly does a thingamajig."}, {"start": 8471.9, "end": 8485.1, "text": " skill debuff plus some stress I mean I could wear double man-in-arm stuff here"}, {"start": 8485.1, "end": 8506.44, "text": " 10% prot, 5% crit, 25% repost damage, stun skill chance, debuff skill, death blow resist,"}, {"start": 8506.44, "end": 8513.78, "text": " put the dog in position for it, yeah, and then I could start doing stuff, let's do this."}, {"start": 8513.78, "end": 8521.54, "text": " all my healing is essentially healing over time. Dog build, I love having this on. Hellion."}, {"start": 8521.54, "end": 8529.02, "text": " There's a Hellion trinket that's really good that I like a lot. Then again, crit with melee"}, {"start": 8529.02, "end": 8537.02, "text": " skills, this is disgusting for Hellion. And then, here we go. Minus 25% stress and plus"}, {"start": 8537.02, "end": 8546.94, "text": " ten accuracy. Either that or..."}, {"start": 8546.94, "end": 8551.1, "text": " The fuck is this? Ancestors coat plus fifteen dodge?"}, {"start": 8551.1, "end": 8564.98, "text": " The hell?"}, {"start": 8564.98, "end": 8571.5, "text": " is goaded coupler with bolster? Yeah that's a lot of dodge you're not kidding."}, {"start": 8581.5, "end": 8590.46, "text": " That actually sounds fucking crazy. I kind of want to wear that. So I'm gonna"}, {"start": 8590.460000000001, "end": 8597.18, "text": " cast bolster which gives me the whole team 8 dodge and then I'm going to guard someone"}, {"start": 8597.18, "end": 8601.36, "text": " so I'm basically dodge tanking for two people."}, {"start": 8601.36, "end": 8621.560000000001, "text": " Go position 4."}, {"start": 8621.560000000001, "end": 8623.16, "text": " Put the jacket on."}, {"start": 8623.16, "end": 8624.16, "text": " You're getting baited?"}, {"start": 8624.16, "end": 8651.68, "text": " Am I?"}, {"start": 8651.68, "end": 8658.68, "text": " I don't know what else I wear on my helian"}, {"start": 8659.12, "end": 8666.12, "text": " it's gonna just be twenty five percent damage for something"}, {"start": 8671.68, "end": 8672.800000000001, "text": " yeah fuck it"}, {"start": 8672.800000000001, "end": 8673.960000000001, "text": " big damage on helian"}, {"start": 8673.960000000001, "end": 8675.960000000001, "text": " That's my flag what am I doing?"}, {"start": 8697.960000000001, "end": 8699.960000000001, "text": " 25% max HP maybe?"}, {"start": 8703.960000000001, "end": 8707.28, "text": " But 50% increased food consumed sucks"}, {"start": 8733.960000000001, "end": 8740.800000000001, "text": " Oh, what's your box all right. Yeah, that's good provision"}, {"start": 8743.880000000001, "end": 8747.720000000001, "text": " We old long let's do all the food"}, {"start": 8748.640000000001, "end": 8753.2, "text": " Full stack of shovels full stack of bandies full stack of that was real that will say that"}, {"start": 8754.84, "end": 8756.84, "text": " I don't need that many torches"}, {"start": 8756.84, "end": 8765.72, "text": " You have any accuracy on your hellion?"}, {"start": 8765.72, "end": 8767.52, "text": " Absolutely not."}, {"start": 8767.52, "end": 8778.8, "text": " Corruption has soaked the soil, sapping all good life from these groves."}, {"start": 8778.8, "end": 8781.28, "text": " Let us burn out this evil."}, {"start": 8781.28, "end": 8791.16, "text": " Which is, do I want to break through?"}, {"start": 8791.16, "end": 8794.12, "text": " Or do I want to iron swan turn one?"}, {"start": 8794.12, "end": 8799.04, "text": " I think break through, right?"}, {"start": 8799.04, "end": 8800.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8800.52, "end": 8807.76, "text": " How are you going to heal up after getting tree smacked?"}, {"start": 8807.76, "end": 8810.880000000001, "text": " Uh, heal over time."}, {"start": 8810.880000000001, "end": 8813.420000000002, "text": " I guess it's tough."}, {"start": 8813.420000000002, "end": 8818.420000000002, "text": " My Flagelline can do some pretty crazy healing as well."}, {"start": 8818.420000000002, "end": 8819.420000000002, "text": " That's cringe."}, {"start": 8819.420000000002, "end": 8840.420000000002, "text": " I'm going to tank for my Hellion this first turn."}, {"start": 8840.42, "end": 8850.960000000001, "text": " it what didn't dodge there's a dodge"}, {"start": 8870.42, "end": 8872.42, "text": " Death by inches."}, {"start": 8877.42, "end": 8880.92, "text": " Bolstered, though, bro. I think I preferred guarding first."}, {"start": 8882.92, "end": 8884.92, "text": " And then I would bolster."}, {"start": 8884.92, "end": 8888.92, "text": " I like all the damage being funneled onto one person, considering I do hots, right?"}, {"start": 8888.92, "end": 8889.92, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 8889.92, "end": 8903.92, "text": " Hmm, I'm going to rack these up over a gold stack."}, {"start": 8903.92, "end": 8933.72, "text": " They're all dead."}, {"start": 8933.72, "end": 8934.72, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8934.72, "end": 8945.48, "text": " How's that mushroom smiling?"}, {"start": 8945.48, "end": 8950.199999999999, "text": " Dude, look at that, you're right, look at this guy."}, {"start": 8950.199999999999, "end": 8962.039999999999, "text": " It's having the greatest time ever."}, {"start": 8962.04, "end": 8965.76, "text": " Arms is basically level four without upgrades. He is upgraded is he not?"}, {"start": 8970.76, "end": 8975.400000000001, "text": " But you're right, I need to upgrade him. Oof. Fuck the deeds."}, {"start": 8975.4, "end": 8990.24, "text": " Oh, fuck, I can't break through."}, {"start": 8990.24, "end": 8991.24, "text": " Nooo."}, {"start": 8991.24, "end": 8992.24, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8992.24, "end": 9015.6, "text": " Yes, I made it."}, {"start": 9015.6, "end": 9016.6, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 9016.6, "end": 9023.6, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9023.6, "end": 9029.6, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9029.6, "end": 9033.6, "text": " one"}, {"start": 9033.6, "end": 9040.6, "text": " of"}, {"start": 9040.6, "end": 9057.0, "text": " So far I'll go ahead and how many shovels do I have for"}, {"start": 9057.0, "end": 9066.36, "text": " Nass through that I guess gonna stop looting stuff. It's not really any point. Not early"}, {"start": 9066.36, "end": 9070.36, "text": " down like this. Let's go ahead and torch up."}, {"start": 9070.36, "end": 9074.36, "text": " Ahhhh! 60% bleed resist!"}, {"start": 9074.36, "end": 9078.36, "text": " That's cringe. Okay."}, {"start": 9078.36, "end": 9082.36, "text": " 40% protection. Let's mark this guy."}, {"start": 9082.36, "end": 9086.36, "text": " Can blast him next turn."}, {"start": 9086.36, "end": 9090.36, "text": " I'll break through. That's fine."}, {"start": 9096.36, "end": 9124.560000000001, "text": " Excellent dodge."}, {"start": 9124.56, "end": 9130.439999999999, "text": " through lowers your damage. I'm aware minus 10% it's not the biggest deal TBH."}, {"start": 9130.439999999999, "end": 9134.24, "text": " Fights like two seconds."}, {"start": 9144.48, "end": 9149.6, "text": " Not a fan of that stress. Anomstund. Oof."}, {"start": 9149.6, "end": 9157.08, "text": " Honestly, I'm gonna stress relief here because I think I kill him before he goes again."}, {"start": 9157.08, "end": 9159.12, "text": " That's not what I wanted to happen."}, {"start": 9159.12, "end": 9166.12, "text": " I really need to trim bogus' stress now."}, {"start": 9166.12, "end": 9167.12, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 9167.12, "end": 9170.880000000001, "text": " Duckpro just got diseased because he's retarded."}, {"start": 9170.880000000001, "end": 9171.880000000001, "text": " Rabies."}, {"start": 9171.880000000001, "end": 9175.52, "text": " I'm gonna take it."}, {"start": 9175.52, "end": 9182.52, "text": " This is the best one you can get."}, {"start": 9205.52, "end": 9207.52, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 9213.84, "end": 9215.84, "text": " Rabies"}, {"start": 9218.28, "end": 9220.28, "text": " Let's give my team some dodge"}, {"start": 9222.560000000001, "end": 9224.560000000001, "text": " Please a we here"}, {"start": 9224.56, "end": 9234.779999999999, "text": " If anything, for really taking damage is good."}, {"start": 9234.779999999999, "end": 9241.76, "text": " Getting them below 40% is very nice, so I can just heal to full basically."}, {"start": 9241.76, "end": 9249.72, "text": " Alright, one left."}, {"start": 9249.72, "end": 9256.72, "text": " Oh, look at that."}, {"start": 9256.72, "end": 9257.72, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9257.72, "end": 9273.24, "text": " Let's go ahead and heal myself to full here, or not full, but a lot of healing."}, {"start": 9273.24, "end": 9274.24, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 9274.24, "end": 9289.44, "text": " I'm gonna stack these blue gems as well. I think it's good money. Hopefully I'll find"}, {"start": 9289.44, "end": 9298.44, "text": " more in a long run. But what do I want to drop? I kind of need to keep mostly everything"}, {"start": 9298.44, "end": 9302.44, "text": " I guess the anti-venom. Shit. Life's hard."}, {"start": 9305.44, "end": 9308.44, "text": " Dog traits? I should use them as much as I do."}, {"start": 9309.44, "end": 9313.44, "text": " I keep forgetting that this isn't a boss fight, or there's no bosses here."}, {"start": 9323.44, "end": 9325.44, "text": " Breakthrough is good here."}, {"start": 9328.44, "end": 9334.16, "text": " That was not good there."}, {"start": 9334.16, "end": 9335.560000000001, "text": " Is he bleedable?"}, {"start": 9335.560000000001, "end": 9338.24, "text": " 100% bleed resist?"}, {"start": 9338.24, "end": 9340.24, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 9340.24, "end": 9342.24, "text": " Ulster!"}, {"start": 9360.24, "end": 9364.24, "text": " That's how big leads. 12 damage per round now."}, {"start": 9364.24, "end": 9366.24, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9368.24, "end": 9376.6, "text": " 14 damage per round. Fuck, I literally can't do damage on this guy."}, {"start": 9376.6, "end": 9393.16, "text": " I don't know, guard I guess. This is his last turn."}, {"start": 9393.16, "end": 9397.16, "text": " I think that's good. I think I get to heal to full. I'm truly no."}, {"start": 9400.16, "end": 9401.16, "text": " Massive."}, {"start": 9415.16, "end": 9419.16, "text": " Wasted? No, I can do that as many times as I want."}, {"start": 9423.16, "end": 9441.56, "text": " Let's go ahead and camp."}, {"start": 9441.56, "end": 9442.56, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9442.56, "end": 9450.16, "text": " Let's do this, Prevents Night Ambush, uh, plus 10% whatever."}, {"start": 9450.16, "end": 9455.16, "text": " 20% damage if in position 1."}, {"start": 9455.16, "end": 9458.16, "text": " Party, gain stodge and crit."}, {"start": 9458.16, "end": 9460.16, "text": " Good enough."}, {"start": 9463.16, "end": 9465.16, "text": " Star is born."}, {"start": 9480.16, "end": 9482.5, "text": " 50% protection. We'll mark this left one."}, {"start": 9494.539999999999, "end": 9495.039999999999, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 9510.16, "end": 9519.88, "text": " 2 damage fuck, he's gonna be 1 HP."}, {"start": 9519.88, "end": 9520.88, "text": " Let's just remove him."}, {"start": 9520.88, "end": 9538.88, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 9538.88, "end": 9539.88, "text": " Dodge build."}, {"start": 9539.880000000001, "end": 9552.080000000002, "text": " They're all dead, stress relief."}, {"start": 9552.080000000002, "end": 9556.560000000001, "text": " There's an okay."}, {"start": 9556.560000000001, "end": 9557.720000000001, "text": " Have you reminded yourself?"}, {"start": 9557.720000000001, "end": 9568.52, "text": " Yes, I have reminded myself today already."}, {"start": 9568.52, "end": 9574.800000000001, "text": " yourself that overconfidence is slow and insidious killer okay duck bro is gonna"}, {"start": 9574.800000000001, "end": 9586.48, "text": " get diseased again zoo phobia okay 20% increased stress from beasts love that"}, {"start": 9586.48, "end": 9588.84, "text": " for me"}, {"start": 9588.84, "end": 9603.84, "text": " And he has a dog. Yeah, well, you know. Maybe that's what it's from."}, {"start": 9603.84, "end": 9617.84, "text": " Okay, the back ones I think are dead. They are. So, single target, this big guy. Resist."}, {"start": 9617.84, "end": 9632.4, "text": " Ow. Ew, gross. What the fuck is this? Another one? Hmm. I'll mark this guy."}, {"start": 9647.84, "end": 9664.84, "text": " Cringe as fuck, really?"}, {"start": 9664.84, "end": 9689.84, "text": " Hmm, that's painful."}, {"start": 9689.84, "end": 9696.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9696.84, "end": 9710.92, "text": " Chest, I'm just going to get it on the way back probably."}, {"start": 9710.92, "end": 9711.92, "text": " Massive Breakthrough."}, {"start": 9711.92, "end": 9712.92, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 9712.92, "end": 9717.92, "text": " At this point, I'm just going to give myself crit, because I might kill a lot of people."}, {"start": 9717.92, "end": 9733.66, "text": " self crit. So I might kill him right here. Nope, I didn't. So why are you growing an Aspen"}, {"start": 9733.66, "end": 9747.66, "text": " gold hair. Any question? Eight per ounce, two rounds. I think I healed a fool with that."}, {"start": 9747.66, "end": 9749.66, "text": " Smack him."}, {"start": 9760.66, "end": 9762.66, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 9764.66, "end": 9766.66, "text": " Well, I'm bleeding."}, {"start": 9774.66, "end": 9776.66, "text": " Shit, Breakthrough would be so good. I'm in the wrong spot."}, {"start": 9777.66, "end": 9803.66, "text": " This isn't feeling very good, I'm going to use a dog treat here."}, {"start": 9803.66, "end": 9815.86, "text": " I'm glad I dog-traded, Jesus."}, {"start": 9815.86, "end": 9817.78, "text": " Turn the fucking torch off."}, {"start": 9817.78, "end": 9819.78, "text": " I'm okay."}, {"start": 9819.78, "end": 9820.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9820.78, "end": 9827.960000000001, "text": " Wait your last one now watch your opinion on the arbalest"}, {"start": 9841.62, "end": 9845.18, "text": " Is that a oh the joke is yeah, it's a racism thing"}, {"start": 9848.300000000001, "end": 9850.300000000001, "text": " See"}, {"start": 9850.78, "end": 9857.140000000001, "text": " 6 damage per round, but Jesus fuck, I'm taking so much damage."}, {"start": 9857.140000000001, "end": 9863.460000000001, "text": " I'm further when she was white, I'll be honest."}, {"start": 9863.460000000001, "end": 9870.58, "text": " Don't know why we changed it."}, {"start": 9870.58, "end": 9877.220000000001, "text": " Uh, 6, 3, it's gonna actually stop."}, {"start": 9877.220000000001, "end": 9879.86, "text": " God damn it, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 9879.86, "end": 9887.140000000001, "text": " hit my can we hit my goddamn flagelline one more time so I can do the stress"}, {"start": 9887.140000000001, "end": 9894.380000000001, "text": " relief holy fuck I'm gonna stress cleanse these numbers are getting way"}, {"start": 9894.380000000001, "end": 9900.1, "text": " too high what are these low rolls to oh my god okay let's put a hot over here"}, {"start": 9900.1, "end": 9902.380000000001, "text": " fuck it"}, {"start": 9902.380000000001, "end": 9910.900000000001, "text": " He didn't stack Acura, she did counter dodge."}, {"start": 9910.900000000001, "end": 9920.420000000002, "text": " I'm aware, thank you Gamer."}, {"start": 9920.42, "end": 9922.42, "text": " I wish that landed."}, {"start": 9939.42, "end": 9940.42, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 9950.42, "end": 9959.74, "text": " I'm not a fan of my flagellants HP here."}, {"start": 9959.74, "end": 9961.98, "text": " This could be a scary fight."}, {"start": 9961.98, "end": 9964.66, "text": " I've never seen that mob."}, {"start": 9964.66, "end": 9967.94, "text": " And once again I wish I could break through, holy fuck."}, {"start": 9967.94, "end": 9971.7, "text": " Snack the backline, screw it."}, {"start": 9971.7, "end": 9978.42, "text": " I'm not going to heal myself quite yet, okay."}, {"start": 9978.42, "end": 9980.02, "text": " Do another dog treat on this."}, {"start": 9981.02, "end": 9982.02, "text": " I'd say a wee."}, {"start": 10002.72, "end": 10005.72, "text": " Okay, everyone seems to be marked. That's not ideal."}, {"start": 10008.42, "end": 10021.42, "text": " That's a lot of stress."}, {"start": 10021.42, "end": 10026.58, "text": " More AoE."}, {"start": 10026.58, "end": 10029.62, "text": " Followed by..."}, {"start": 10029.62, "end": 10030.62, "text": " Backline."}, {"start": 10030.62, "end": 10033.22, "text": " Dodged, of course."}, {"start": 10033.22, "end": 10034.22, "text": " Iron Swan?"}, {"start": 10034.22, "end": 10035.22, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 10035.22, "end": 10043.38, "text": " Well, now I can't swan great."}, {"start": 10043.38, "end": 10050.539999999999, "text": " Let's get a guard for really here."}, {"start": 10050.54, "end": 10052.54, "text": " Breakthrough though."}, {"start": 10052.54, "end": 10054.54, "text": " Skrrt!"}, {"start": 10062.54, "end": 10064.54, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 10069.54, "end": 10072.54, "text": " What the hell is this? Wait, my spells are locked."}, {"start": 10072.54, "end": 10074.54, "text": " I can't heal with this fucker up."}, {"start": 10075.54, "end": 10077.54, "text": " Oh, thank god."}, {"start": 10080.54, "end": 10110.220000000001, "text": " resist of course dodge are you kidding me do 46 dodge oh my god you're right I"}, {"start": 10110.22, "end": 10112.22, "text": " I just noticed that. Holy shit."}, {"start": 10114.22, "end": 10116.22, "text": " Uh, thank you."}, {"start": 10118.22, "end": 10122.22, "text": " Kill Squiffy Gas. Why- Okay, I got an achievement for that. Lovely."}, {"start": 10140.22, "end": 10163.539999999999, "text": " Nothing is in the tent, uh, of course."}, {"start": 10163.54, "end": 10166.380000000001, "text": " This is my trap to spell chance."}, {"start": 10166.380000000001, "end": 10171.220000000001, "text": " On air buddy, 60, 90, 50."}, {"start": 10171.220000000001, "end": 10172.220000000001, "text": " Risk it."}, {"start": 10172.220000000001, "end": 10184.1, "text": " That's 6%."}, {"start": 10184.1, "end": 10189.02, "text": " Beyond measure awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike"}, {"start": 10201.78, "end": 10206.82, "text": " Actually, I gotta stop torching cuz I'm gonna go camp pretty soon"}, {"start": 10214.1, "end": 10224.94, "text": " I think I walk through this hallway and then I camp around there."}, {"start": 10224.94, "end": 10227.300000000001, "text": " Fort should be down."}, {"start": 10227.300000000001, "end": 10231.140000000001, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 10231.14, "end": 10241.14, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 10241.14, "end": 10258.14, "text": " Okay, let's get that bleed prock in here."}, {"start": 10258.14, "end": 10262.5, "text": " Okay, dodge is gonna get- oh, he gets two turns."}, {"start": 10262.5, "end": 10269.82, "text": " Fuck it, I need to dodge this shit."}, {"start": 10269.82, "end": 10270.82, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 10270.82, "end": 10271.82, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 10271.82, "end": 10272.82, "text": " Dammit."}, {"start": 10272.82, "end": 10283.34, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 10283.34, "end": 10287.1, "text": " Dammit."}, {"start": 10287.1, "end": 10293.46, "text": " Gonna guard my, uh, Hellion."}, {"start": 10293.46, "end": 10297.1, "text": " A.O.E."}, {"start": 10297.1, "end": 10298.98, "text": " Dog dies."}, {"start": 10298.98, "end": 10300.98, "text": " He bleeds."}, {"start": 10300.98, "end": 10304.98, "text": " Uh, more hots?"}, {"start": 10308.98, "end": 10312.98, "text": " Oh. Ooh! That's a dodge!"}, {"start": 10318.98, "end": 10323.98, "text": " That's crazy. More hots?"}, {"start": 10330.98, "end": 10352.26, "text": " numbers"}, {"start": 10382.26, "end": 10384.26, "text": " talented, can I say. Stress relief."}, {"start": 10402.26, "end": 10403.26, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 10405.26, "end": 10406.26, "text": " UGH!"}, {"start": 10412.26, "end": 10442.22, "text": " Oh, great, go ahead and loot the corpse and get disease."}, {"start": 10442.22, "end": 10444.22, "text": " Deezed Jackass."}, {"start": 10453.22, "end": 10454.22, "text": " Alright camp time."}, {"start": 10457.22, "end": 10459.22, "text": " Eat the food."}, {"start": 10472.22, "end": 10497.619999999999, "text": " I'm gonna go up here because uh, unfortunate, plus 17."}, {"start": 10497.619999999999, "end": 10500.779999999999, "text": " I got greedy and wanted to remove stress."}, {"start": 10500.78, "end": 10502.78, "text": " I still haven't seen any invitations."}, {"start": 10504.78, "end": 10505.78, "text": " Address the animal."}, {"start": 10505.78, "end": 10507.78, "text": " Put the puppies."}, {"start": 10518.78, "end": 10520.78, "text": " The elephant."}, {"start": 10522.78, "end": 10525.78, "text": " Okay, invitations unless infest level is high enough."}, {"start": 10526.78, "end": 10528.78, "text": " So I need to get infected more."}, {"start": 10528.78, "end": 10533.78, "text": " But like, I can't even get infected, I'm struggling. Okay, sure they don't fail again."}, {"start": 10551.78, "end": 10553.78, "text": " This is an AIDS fight."}, {"start": 10558.78, "end": 10574.7, "text": " Extremely AIDS now, oh great."}, {"start": 10574.7, "end": 10575.7, "text": " Dog tree?"}, {"start": 10575.7, "end": 10581.900000000001, "text": " I don't have any more."}, {"start": 10581.9, "end": 10610.9, "text": " I'm not stressed!"}, {"start": 10610.9, "end": 10619.38, "text": " rage quit the podcast cuz a nick don't get gaslit wait until this week our last"}, {"start": 10619.38, "end": 10626.34, "text": " episode when he gets posted on Monday that really bad I think I actually"}, {"start": 10626.34, "end": 10629.42, "text": " slam the table at one point"}, {"start": 10636.9, "end": 10639.42, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 10640.9, "end": 10645.9, "text": " Oh, he dies next round, that's good."}, {"start": 10645.9, "end": 10650.1, "text": " Oh, I need to get some hots going bad."}, {"start": 10650.1, "end": 10652.34, "text": " My Helium's being butt-fucked."}, {"start": 10652.34, "end": 10667.9, "text": " I'd like to heal again, honestly, but I won't be able to because of the dot, fuck."}, {"start": 10667.9, "end": 10696.18, "text": " relief. This is probably the last fight up here. Actually don't lose this. Use bandages"}, {"start": 10696.18, "end": 10698.18, "text": " for it, for the love of God please."}, {"start": 10726.18, "end": 10741.6, "text": " Another hateful Varago?"}, {"start": 10741.6, "end": 10743.62, "text": " I'm tired of this, bitch."}, {"start": 10743.62, "end": 10746.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10746.460000000001, "end": 10748.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10748.460000000001, "end": 10757.94, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10757.94, "end": 10777.380000000001, "text": " Taking quite a bit of damn here."}, {"start": 10777.380000000001, "end": 10785.78, "text": " Oh golly gee willikers, okay."}, {"start": 10785.78, "end": 10787.78, "text": " More ducks."}, {"start": 10787.78, "end": 10803.460000000001, "text": " I should, I don't have anything on my mind."}, {"start": 10803.460000000001, "end": 10805.460000000001, "text": " Let's guard my Hellion here."}, {"start": 10805.460000000001, "end": 10810.460000000001, "text": " Start putting the hots up."}, {"start": 10817.460000000001, "end": 10822.460000000001, "text": " Thank God I guarded my Hellion, holy fuck."}, {"start": 10833.460000000001, "end": 10835.460000000001, "text": " Jeez!"}, {"start": 10841.460000000001, "end": 10843.460000000001, "text": " I should have killed the back."}, {"start": 10850.460000000001, "end": 10852.460000000001, "text": " You didn't go to the bathroom with me, huh?"}, {"start": 10855.460000000001, "end": 10857.460000000001, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 10857.460000000001, "end": 10859.460000000001, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 10859.460000000001, "end": 10865.460000000001, "text": " I actually wish that hit. I could have healed the Helium to full."}, {"start": 10879.460000000001, "end": 10881.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, I need to take him out after this."}, {"start": 10881.460000000001, "end": 10894.660000000002, "text": " All right, they're all dead, that's it."}, {"start": 10894.660000000002, "end": 10897.26, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 10897.26, "end": 10900.26, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10914.26, "end": 10919.26, "text": " There's only one square where food can take the drop. You taking them out, babe? Thank you!"}, {"start": 10919.26, "end": 10928.26, "text": " Fortress I guess."}, {"start": 10928.26, "end": 10930.26, "text": " Oh, that's it."}, {"start": 10930.26, "end": 10935.26, "text": " Alright, cool."}, {"start": 10935.26, "end": 10943.26, "text": " Okay, let's gain a little bit of stress."}, {"start": 10943.26, "end": 10944.26, "text": " That's fun."}, {"start": 10944.26, "end": 10945.26, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 10945.26, "end": 10947.26, "text": " Can't do anything there."}, {"start": 10947.26, "end": 10954.26, "text": " Yikes don't have anti venom. Alright that's it, go on."}, {"start": 10960.98, "end": 10964.82, "text": " Replace Rebus and I got Lurker, that's not good."}, {"start": 10964.82, "end": 10968.34, "text": " Minus 5% damage to melee skills."}, {"start": 10968.34, "end": 10973.34, "text": " Replace Precyce Striker, ew."}, {"start": 10977.26, "end": 10983.18, "text": " It was a union of thirst for discovery that could be neither numbed nor sated"}, {"start": 10985.66, "end": 10994.34, "text": " Medium veteran kill the 12 pounder. I mean I could level up some awful fours or you know, I could just go to the darkest dungeon"}, {"start": 10996.94, "end": 10998.94, "text": " Come on ducks"}, {"start": 11007.26, "end": 11024.380000000001, "text": " makes for the gifted subs alternative to why oh my god you are so cute oh my"}, {"start": 11024.380000000001, "end": 11031.14, "text": " gosh you're such a cutie say hello what's this over here quarter what what"}, {"start": 11031.14, "end": 11032.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11035.98, "end": 11037.14, "text": " He's gonna make me scuba."}, {"start": 11037.14, "end": 11038.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11052.66, "end": 11053.66, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11053.66, "end": 11054.66, "text": " Sick."}, {"start": 11055.66, "end": 11056.66, "text": " Uh, I mean, fuck."}, {"start": 11056.66, "end": 11059.74, "text": " Do I just go to the darkest dungeon?"}, {"start": 11059.74, "end": 11063.98, "text": " medium kill one shuffling whore i think i just go"}, {"start": 11063.98, "end": 11068.82, "text": " i'm fucking"}, {"start": 11068.82, "end": 11073.699999999999, "text": " i'm so annoyed that i can't just go courtyard"}, {"start": 11073.699999999999, "end": 11075.58, "text": " let's bring in i don't know what"}, {"start": 11075.58, "end": 11079.119999999999, "text": " it's gonna look like in here"}, {"start": 11079.119999999999, "end": 11082.1, "text": " okay answer me this is the only thing i really want to know"}, {"start": 11082.1, "end": 11084.52, "text": " can i bleed and blight"}, {"start": 11084.52, "end": 11086.52, "text": " Or are they immune to one of them?"}, {"start": 11094.76, "end": 11096.76, "text": " Sort of?"}, {"start": 11096.76, "end": 11100.76, "text": " I mean, if- okay, we're just gonna not- if I'm not gonna know, I'm just not gonna bring anything."}, {"start": 11102.52, "end": 11106.52, "text": " Some of the mobs you can, I don't know about the boss. They're immune to both."}, {"start": 11106.52, "end": 11108.52, "text": " I mean, if they're immune to both, I'm just not- okay."}, {"start": 11108.52, "end": 11110.52, "text": " That completely changes what I bring then."}, {"start": 11110.52, "end": 11115.68, "text": " Then I'll bring a leper. I'll bring Patty with guns. I'll bring"}, {"start": 11121.68, "end": 11123.68, "text": " Who I'd like to be able to mark targets"}, {"start": 11125.640000000001, "end": 11128.92, "text": " However and then I could do a bounty hunter"}, {"start": 11136.24, "end": 11139.74, "text": " To bring S-Fan leper highwaymen"}, {"start": 11140.52, "end": 11141.800000000001, "text": " and then a Vestal."}, {"start": 11143.62, "end": 11146.32, "text": " This is a zero dot build, massive damage."}, {"start": 11150.52, "end": 11153.02, "text": " However, if they have protection, I'm fucked."}, {"start": 11154.220000000001, "end": 11156.42, "text": " I have no way to remove Prott, I don't think."}, {"start": 11170.52, "end": 11175.52, "text": " Bounty Hunter could be good, but..."}, {"start": 11188.52, "end": 11194.52, "text": " Houndmaster Bounty Hunter actually works pretty well."}, {"start": 11194.52, "end": 11208.6, "text": " Well. And then they where's babe? Do I have her level six? There we go, babe. Is she"}, {"start": 11208.6, "end": 11222.76, "text": " She's very diseased. Oh God, she's very diseased. No!"}, {"start": 11222.76, "end": 11225.0, "text": " I taint in the worries. Oh my god"}, {"start": 11239.98, "end": 11242.14, "text": " Okay, so maybe not a bounty hunter angle"}, {"start": 11252.76, "end": 11262.76, "text": " This works. This is fine."}, {"start": 11262.76, "end": 11276.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11276.76, "end": 11278.76, "text": " I'm trying to clip all."}, {"start": 11278.76, "end": 11281.76, "text": " Um, okay, dog."}, {"start": 11293.76, "end": 11296.76, "text": " Or my Houndmaster trinkets."}, {"start": 11299.76, "end": 11302.76, "text": " Here we go, Houndmaster."}, {"start": 11306.76, "end": 11321.26, "text": " Okay, and then highwaymen plus 5% or 10 accuracy, no, where's the range guns this?"}, {"start": 11321.26, "end": 11334.82, "text": " 10 accuracy, 5% crit plus 100% stress, or 8% crit, 10% damage."}, {"start": 11334.82, "end": 11341.82, "text": " Uh, 10 accuracy or 10% damage."}, {"start": 11341.82, "end": 11348.82, "text": " I think I like the accuracy considering I spam Grape Shot."}, {"start": 11348.82, "end": 11353.82, "text": " Actually."}, {"start": 11353.82, "end": 11359.82, "text": " And then Crusader."}, {"start": 11360.58, "end": 11364.42, "text": " I'm actually a big fan of just upping the stress relief"}, {"start": 11369.119999999999, "end": 11371.34, "text": " And then healing on Vestal and that's it"}, {"start": 11379.539999999999, "end": 11381.539999999999, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11382.26, "end": 11386.02, "text": " Duck bro does have rabies, but that's okay. I"}, {"start": 11386.02, "end": 11396.02, "text": " I think... is everyone leveled up? 5, 5, 5, 5, 5 is across the board."}, {"start": 11396.02, "end": 11402.82, "text": " Without spoiling that don't answer you got from chat with bullshit, there are no knowledge"}, {"start": 11402.82, "end": 11406.42, "text": " checks in the first DD mission."}, {"start": 11406.42, "end": 11407.42, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 11407.42, "end": 11414.94, "text": " Okay, well this is regardless, I'm ready to go with this, so... provision."}, {"start": 11414.94, "end": 11418.980000000001, "text": " With a darkest dungeon as abandoned, not all heroes are guaranteed to survive."}, {"start": 11418.980000000001, "end": 11422.42, "text": " Someone must sacrifice themselves to hold off the fiends."}, {"start": 11422.42, "end": 11423.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11423.42, "end": 11441.140000000001, "text": " I don't really know what to expect, so I'm going to do full stacks of everything, almost."}, {"start": 11441.14, "end": 11448.14, "text": " We'll bring two of these."}, {"start": 11448.14, "end": 11451.14, "text": " And Bart."}, {"start": 11471.14, "end": 11481.98, "text": " Slade and Shadows pulse to the unrelenting rhythm of a beating heart."}, {"start": 11481.98, "end": 11486.22, "text": " Instantly thirsting of force."}, {"start": 11486.22, "end": 11491.42, "text": " The blood of the fallen lows ever downward along these tightened spires."}, {"start": 11491.42, "end": 11492.9, "text": " Damn, look at this background."}, {"start": 11492.9, "end": 11496.939999999999, "text": " The creature fattens itself on your failures."}, {"start": 11496.939999999999, "end": 11497.939999999999, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 11497.94, "end": 11501.52, "text": " The fuck are they Harlem shake?"}, {"start": 11501.52, "end": 11507.02, "text": " Alright, um, zero dodge, speed nine."}, {"start": 11507.02, "end": 11513.7, "text": " Okay, lovely."}, {"start": 11513.7, "end": 11520.54, "text": " Oh, he's going."}, {"start": 11520.54, "end": 11521.54, "text": " Flash to flash."}, {"start": 11521.54, "end": 11523.54, "text": " He's sealed himself."}, {"start": 11523.54, "end": 11524.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11524.54, "end": 11527.900000000001, "text": " okay resist of course"}, {"start": 11533.1, "end": 11534.060000000001, "text": " okay easy stun"}, {"start": 11536.86, "end": 11540.54, "text": " two hp turn is skipped"}, {"start": 11540.54, "end": 11547.54, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11547.54, "end": 11550.54, "text": " Coltis Priest."}, {"start": 11550.54, "end": 11557.54, "text": " I do terrible fucking frontline damage."}, {"start": 11557.54, "end": 11558.54, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11559.78, "end": 11561.380000000001, "text": " Cultist Priest."}, {"start": 11561.380000000001, "end": 11563.880000000001, "text": " God, I do terrible fucking frontline, damn."}, {"start": 11584.26, "end": 11585.62, "text": " Death Lash."}, {"start": 11587.54, "end": 11601.820000000002, "text": " Let's recover a bit here, nice."}, {"start": 11601.820000000002, "end": 11605.820000000002, "text": " I'm going to move him to the front yet, because this feels like not an AoE situation, so I'll"}, {"start": 11605.820000000002, "end": 11608.18, "text": " just open with pistol shot."}, {"start": 11608.18, "end": 11612.820000000002, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 11612.82, "end": 11617.82, "text": " one."}, {"start": 11617.82, "end": 11632.82, "text": " Gonna stun that freak."}, {"start": 11632.82, "end": 11658.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11658.82, "end": 11666.3, "text": " Wow, that bleed fucking hurts."}, {"start": 11666.3, "end": 11673.18, "text": " I shouldn't have killed it, I should have healed it, fuck."}, {"start": 11673.18, "end": 11674.18, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 11674.18, "end": 11678.5, "text": " Can I go south?"}, {"start": 11678.5, "end": 11679.5, "text": " The light?"}, {"start": 11682.0, "end": 11684.5, "text": " The light. The promise of safety."}, {"start": 11693.5, "end": 11694.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11703.5, "end": 11704.5, "text": " Is that another bleed?"}, {"start": 11704.5, "end": 11707.5, "text": " Oh my god, six damage per round."}, {"start": 11708.5, "end": 11711.5, "text": " That is actually really problematic."}, {"start": 11718.5, "end": 11722.5, "text": " Should I just dog-treat here? I don't know what to expect."}, {"start": 11722.5, "end": 11726.5, "text": " I feel like it's gonna be done in, like, crock-boss-type equivalent."}, {"start": 11726.5, "end": 11730.5, "text": " The finger. Weird."}, {"start": 11738.5, "end": 11755.14, "text": " I didn't... okay, I guess I don't get the bandage."}, {"start": 11755.14, "end": 11761.62, "text": " Big dodge, thank god."}, {"start": 11761.62, "end": 11768.62, "text": " Ah, that thing is weird."}, {"start": 11768.62, "end": 11774.94, "text": " Get that freak out of here."}, {"start": 11774.94, "end": 11781.94, "text": " No roll."}, {"start": 11781.94, "end": 11783.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11801.62, "end": 11806.560000000001, "text": " Resist fuck, okay, I wanted to die to a bleed"}, {"start": 11809.220000000001, "end": 11811.220000000001, "text": " I guess he gets one more turn"}, {"start": 11811.94, "end": 11830.94, "text": " Now I crit, okay."}, {"start": 11830.94, "end": 11856.86, "text": " The wounds of war can be sheathed, but never have hidden."}, {"start": 11856.86, "end": 11866.86, "text": " I'm gonna keep moving right."}, {"start": 11866.86, "end": 11871.86, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 11871.86, "end": 11875.6, "text": " Blast him."}, {"start": 11875.6, "end": 11879.54, "text": " Almost killed one guy instantly, damn, okay?"}, {"start": 11879.54, "end": 11880.54, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 11880.54, "end": 11882.54, "text": " Cringe"}, {"start": 11893.02, "end": 11895.02, "text": " Little stun maybe"}, {"start": 11904.62, "end": 11906.62, "text": " Excellent superb"}, {"start": 11906.62, "end": 11918.54, "text": " Let's just remove this guy, get him out of here."}, {"start": 11918.54, "end": 11922.660000000002, "text": " Double resist, okay."}, {"start": 11922.660000000002, "end": 11932.660000000002, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 11932.66, "end": 11937.76, "text": " God fucking damn it"}, {"start": 11949.78, "end": 11955.82, "text": " Thank you someone actually fucking sent on a number for the first time in their life"}, {"start": 11962.66, "end": 11964.66, "text": " power"}, {"start": 11970.539999999999, "end": 11972.539999999999, "text": " Six damage per round for three rounds"}, {"start": 11973.74, "end": 11975.74, "text": " Goddamn"}, {"start": 11975.74, "end": 11988.88, "text": " I think that's it."}, {"start": 11988.88, "end": 11995.3, "text": " Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration."}, {"start": 11995.3, "end": 11996.38, "text": " Bandage."}, {"start": 11996.38, "end": 11997.9, "text": " Heal."}, {"start": 11997.9, "end": 12017.26, "text": " feel. It's a lot of stress here on my highwaymen. I'm gonna try and trim it but it might turn"}, {"start": 12017.26, "end": 12024.26, "text": " and just a basic campfire"}, {"start": 12035.9, "end": 12042.9, "text": " it's gonna dog treat"}, {"start": 12042.9, "end": 12054.38, "text": " Thank fucking God to stress dealers yes hit the hand master don't pull it"}, {"start": 12054.380000000001, "end": 12056.380000000001, "text": " Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't pull it."}, {"start": 12056.380000000001, "end": 12058.380000000001, "text": " 23 with the fuck."}, {"start": 12060.380000000001, "end": 12062.380000000001, "text": " A momentary abatement."}, {"start": 12070.380000000001, "end": 12072.380000000001, "text": " 54."}, {"start": 12074.380000000001, "end": 12076.380000000001, "text": " Oh my, thank Jesus."}, {"start": 12076.380000000001, "end": 12078.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12078.380000000001, "end": 12080.380000000001, "text": " Push that crit, but whatever."}, {"start": 12084.380000000001, "end": 12089.080000000002, "text": " Clearly I think I kill everything with A and W this round."}, {"start": 12089.080000000002, "end": 12093.920000000002, "text": " Another bleed."}, {"start": 12093.920000000002, "end": 12095.6, "text": " Not what I wanted to happen."}, {"start": 12095.6, "end": 12097.880000000001, "text": " 65 stress."}, {"start": 12097.880000000001, "end": 12098.880000000001, "text": " And I'm marked."}, {"start": 12098.880000000001, "end": 12104.920000000002, "text": " Don't hit me again."}, {"start": 12104.920000000002, "end": 12109.920000000002, "text": " Numbers."}, {"start": 12109.92, "end": 12116.92, "text": " Well, how do I- this is my Houndmaster go."}, {"start": 12116.92, "end": 12120.92, "text": " Why the fuck?"}, {"start": 12120.92, "end": 12125.92, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12125.92, "end": 12127.92, "text": " Okay, he dies."}, {"start": 12127.92, "end": 12129.92, "text": " There's only one guy left now."}, {"start": 12129.92, "end": 12135.92, "text": " The wounds of the war can be healed, but never hidden."}, {"start": 12140.92, "end": 12142.92, "text": " 29."}, {"start": 12144.92, "end": 12146.92, "text": " That is absurd."}, {"start": 12147.92, "end": 12149.92, "text": " A momentary awaitment."}, {"start": 12154.92, "end": 12156.92, "text": " Nice big high roll."}, {"start": 12159.92, "end": 12161.92, "text": " Shoulda cleansed the bleed."}, {"start": 12161.92, "end": 12164.92, "text": " Oh my god, 12 damage per round for 3 rounds."}, {"start": 12164.92, "end": 12166.92, "text": " Holy fuck, okay."}, {"start": 12169.92, "end": 12171.92, "text": " I'm gonna shoot him, I wish I could."}, {"start": 12180.92, "end": 12182.92, "text": " He gets one turn."}, {"start": 12182.92, "end": 12184.92, "text": " Surely I'll dodge it or something, right?"}, {"start": 12185.92, "end": 12187.92, "text": " I want one more turn of stress relief."}, {"start": 12189.92, "end": 12192.92, "text": " and now I'm not gonna stretch my hand"}, {"start": 12192.92, "end": 12193.92, "text": " and edge it."}, {"start": 12198.92, "end": 12200.92, "text": " This is his last turn."}, {"start": 12200.92, "end": 12201.92, "text": " Miss it!"}, {"start": 12203.92, "end": 12205.92, "text": " Nine stress, that's worth."}, {"start": 12219.92, "end": 12221.92, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 12229.92, "end": 12231.92, "text": " Fuck it, let's just... I'm not gonna camp yet."}, {"start": 12237.92, "end": 12239.92, "text": " Hopefully I don't reach 100 stress."}, {"start": 12241.92, "end": 12242.92, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12244.92, "end": 12246.92, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 12249.92, "end": 12257.12, "text": " Oh, my first hunger check."}, {"start": 12257.12, "end": 12259.6, "text": " I mean, it said it was a short run, right?"}, {"start": 12259.6, "end": 12261.6, "text": " It can't be that long."}, {"start": 12261.6, "end": 12264.6, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12264.6, "end": 12270.44, "text": " Where was a medium run, right?"}, {"start": 12270.44, "end": 12273.0, "text": " I have one campfire."}, {"start": 12273.0, "end": 12274.0, "text": " So like..."}, {"start": 12274.0, "end": 12279.32, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 12279.32, "end": 12281.32, "text": " What the fuck is that? Eww."}, {"start": 12283.8, "end": 12286.3, "text": " I don't know but it's gone. Jesus, we'll take that."}, {"start": 12286.300000000001, "end": 12308.7, "text": " That's almost 100, I don't want that to get there."}, {"start": 12308.7, "end": 12311.7, "text": " That's Mucho Baddo."}, {"start": 12311.7, "end": 12325.42, "text": " that crit on Forge. Uh-oh, 86. Mm, plus 7. Okay, can we take 7 more? Recover a bit."}, {"start": 12325.42, "end": 12340.42, "text": " Minus 12. Okay, I think that removes a lot. This bitch gets one turn. Unless I stun her."}, {"start": 12340.42, "end": 12342.42, "text": " What's the matter?"}, {"start": 12342.42, "end": 12344.42, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 12356.42, "end": 12358.42, "text": " Okay, this is the last turn here."}, {"start": 12359.42, "end": 12361.42, "text": " Please don't be high stressed."}, {"start": 12361.42, "end": 12363.42, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12364.42, "end": 12365.42, "text": " Please, please."}, {"start": 12365.42, "end": 12367.42, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 12367.42, "end": 12369.42, "text": " Alright, that's fans irrational."}, {"start": 12370.42, "end": 12385.02, "text": " I don't know how I'm going to trim that."}, {"start": 12385.02, "end": 12388.86, "text": " Okay, minus six."}, {"start": 12388.86, "end": 12403.86, "text": " I need these to crit."}, {"start": 12403.86, "end": 12411.86, "text": " I don't want to kill it yet."}, {"start": 12411.86, "end": 12413.86, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 12413.86, "end": 12420.86, "text": " Of course I declined the heal. Irrational of all things. Okay."}, {"start": 12427.060000000001, "end": 12430.060000000001, "text": " Alright. Down to 64. Oh god."}, {"start": 12438.86, "end": 12439.86, "text": " Down to 58."}, {"start": 12443.86, "end": 12454.140000000001, "text": " I need to get it all the way down to zero to remove a rational."}, {"start": 12454.140000000001, "end": 12457.34, "text": " I think I'm on a campfire here."}, {"start": 12457.34, "end": 12463.54, "text": " Okay, 48 stress."}, {"start": 12463.54, "end": 12469.78, "text": " Oh, look at that."}, {"start": 12469.78, "end": 12471.78, "text": " Zero stress."}, {"start": 12471.78, "end": 12473.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12487.54, "end": 12489.54, "text": " Clean my guns"}, {"start": 12489.54, "end": 12505.52, "text": " Anywho all companions minus 10% stress for four battles and I feel like that's not very"}, {"start": 12505.52, "end": 12518.660000000002, "text": " valuable I think I prefer this it's two minus stress as well."}, {"start": 12518.66, "end": 12528.02, "text": " plus 10 accuracy and dodge. Let's put that on S-Van. I think that's more valuable."}, {"start": 12531.86, "end": 12536.02, "text": " I'm gonna keep going right. This looks like that's probably gonna be the right way, right?"}, {"start": 12537.7, "end": 12541.7, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 12549.619999999999, "end": 12551.619999999999, "text": " Big numbers"}, {"start": 12561.38, "end": 12568.28, "text": " Okay, Morty at 49 stress on Patty so cleansing that is ideal"}, {"start": 12574.42, "end": 12576.539999999999, "text": " Okay, no fucking way"}, {"start": 12578.66, "end": 12580.66, "text": " 74?"}, {"start": 12581.66, "end": 12583.66, "text": " Are we trolling?"}, {"start": 12583.66, "end": 12585.66, "text": " 81?"}, {"start": 12586.66, "end": 12588.66, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12601.66, "end": 12603.66, "text": " Oh, fuck you."}, {"start": 12605.66, "end": 12607.66, "text": " Okay, one left."}, {"start": 12607.66, "end": 12609.66, "text": " I need Nesfan turn for sure."}, {"start": 12615.1, "end": 12617.1, "text": " Big dodge."}, {"start": 12621.78, "end": 12623.78, "text": " I can probably..."}, {"start": 12625.1, "end": 12627.1, "text": " Get maybe one more out of it."}, {"start": 12630.02, "end": 12632.02, "text": " Not who I wanted the funds on."}, {"start": 12637.66, "end": 12648.66, "text": " It's gonna increase stress a bit. There's a crit. Minus 16. Okay, 35 stress I can work with."}, {"start": 12648.66, "end": 12654.66, "text": " Blast him. God."}, {"start": 12654.66, "end": 12662.06, "text": " Beware, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall."}, {"start": 12662.06, "end": 12663.06, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 12663.06, "end": 12664.06, "text": " Oh, Shuffling Whore!"}, {"start": 12664.06, "end": 12665.06, "text": " Wait, this is it."}, {"start": 12665.06, "end": 12666.06, "text": " This is the boss."}, {"start": 12666.06, "end": 12669.06, "text": " Fuck it, let's start by doing that."}, {"start": 12669.06, "end": 12670.06, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 12670.06, "end": 12671.06, "text": " Uh, blast it?"}, {"start": 12671.06, "end": 12672.06, "text": " Impressive."}, {"start": 12672.06, "end": 12673.06, "text": " Good start."}, {"start": 12673.06, "end": 12674.06, "text": " Hello, pussy."}, {"start": 12674.06, "end": 12675.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12675.06, "end": 12676.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12676.06, "end": 12677.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12677.06, "end": 12678.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12678.06, "end": 12679.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12679.06, "end": 12680.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12680.06, "end": 12681.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12681.06, "end": 12682.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12682.06, "end": 12683.06, "text": " Dog treat?"}, {"start": 12683.06, "end": 12706.74, "text": " dog treat? Hmm. Hmm. I'm thinking I mark the boss here. I shouldn't be in the dog"}, {"start": 12706.74, "end": 12721.02, "text": " tree yet but didn't think 50-50 chance on the Sun okay that's not good"}, {"start": 12725.02, "end": 12731.1, "text": " gross oh fuck me okay luckily I have Lance"}, {"start": 12731.1, "end": 12742.640000000001, "text": " I can point blank this freak blasted 38 or 6 HP left"}, {"start": 12742.640000000001, "end": 12757.380000000001, "text": " and a we is probably better here that way I kill the back fuck that even utilize my"}, {"start": 12757.380000000001, "end": 12770.640000000001, "text": " mark. A.U.E. Heal."}, {"start": 12770.640000000001, "end": 12786.78, "text": " Defensive growth. Ew. Gross. Okay. I'm Zunging Boss. I gotta remark him. Oh god."}, {"start": 12786.78, "end": 12799.42, "text": " He's not marked anymore fuck man. I didn't realize my mark like at all"}, {"start": 12802.5, "end": 12804.66, "text": " What does it do guard?"}, {"start": 12810.54, "end": 12815.26, "text": " Can I stun you of course I can't I should have healed fuck"}, {"start": 12816.78, "end": 12830.7, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 12830.7, "end": 12833.66, "text": " Four damage per round for three rounds."}, {"start": 12833.66, "end": 12834.66, "text": " Bolster."}, {"start": 12834.66, "end": 12835.66, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 12835.66, "end": 12844.820000000002, "text": " Doing no damage to this fucking thing."}, {"start": 12844.82, "end": 12851.82, "text": " Immune to Bleed's just to top it off. Oh my god, this is cooked."}, {"start": 12851.82, "end": 12876.58, "text": " Oh, I can't wait to point blank this thing, but that has 1 HP."}, {"start": 12876.58, "end": 12896.42, "text": " fucking believable tracking shot I think I tracking shot yeah and then I get"}, {"start": 12896.42, "end": 12898.42, "text": " Hey, remark to the boss!"}, {"start": 12902.86, "end": 12906.42, "text": " I can't single heal, cause my awkward positioning aoe heal, I guess."}, {"start": 12910.82, "end": 12912.02, "text": " If he summons another..."}, {"start": 12914.42, "end": 12916.42, "text": " Kill the boss, I'm ignoring this guy."}, {"start": 12926.42, "end": 12953.7, "text": " If I first marked hit, phenomenal, love it, great, single heal."}, {"start": 12953.7, "end": 12960.480000000001, "text": " I do bonus damage to Mark on my highwaymen, but I just can't do it because of every bullshit happening"}, {"start": 12966.220000000001, "end": 12970.08, "text": " Fuck it I might as well use this 14"}, {"start": 12973.02, "end": 12975.02, "text": " Oh God"}, {"start": 12978.980000000001, "end": 12981.820000000002, "text": " I need healing 10"}, {"start": 12983.7, "end": 12987.460000000001, "text": " I don't think I bleed here. I think I suck"}, {"start": 12990.36, "end": 12996.560000000001, "text": " He has one HP after a bleed tick one HP. Let me play. Let me play my turn"}, {"start": 13004.380000000001, "end": 13006.380000000001, "text": " I think I heal here"}, {"start": 13006.380000000001, "end": 13010.78, "text": " So probably have to kill this freak after no, I should have done damage. She's done. I'm gonna do it"}, {"start": 13011.74, "end": 13013.74, "text": " That was avoidable"}, {"start": 13029.66, "end": 13032.060000000001, "text": " That's great love that for me"}, {"start": 13035.820000000002, "end": 13037.820000000002, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 13040.78, "end": 13044.28, "text": " Victory's mount so too that was it"}, {"start": 13057.1, "end": 13061.140000000001, "text": " All right, they got a tapeworm that's fun"}, {"start": 13064.74, "end": 13068.36, "text": " You have merely glimpsed the edge of the abyss"}, {"start": 13068.36, "end": 13070.36, "text": " The edge of the abyss."}, {"start": 13083.36, "end": 13084.36, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13084.36, "end": 13090.36, "text": " Arbalist, Houndmaster, Might and Arm, Shieldbreaker, Musketeer gain 4 accuracy and 10% max HP."}, {"start": 13090.36, "end": 13091.36, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 13091.36, "end": 13092.36, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 13092.36, "end": 13093.36, "text": " I'm getting that."}, {"start": 13094.36, "end": 13097.36, "text": " Jester minus terms interest, finale plus 12, 20% damage."}, {"start": 13098.36, "end": 13119.560000000001, "text": " I only have one jester, Thomas, it's cheap and I can get it."}, {"start": 13119.560000000001, "end": 13122.2, "text": " How many blueprints do I have left?"}, {"start": 13122.2, "end": 13123.2, "text": " Six?"}, {"start": 13123.2, "end": 13124.44, "text": " Okay, it's so cheap."}, {"start": 13124.44, "end": 13126.44, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 13126.44, "end": 13150.2, "text": " 200 deeds and I can improve my healing by 10% and stun resist."}, {"start": 13150.2, "end": 13154.400000000001, "text": " 20 hunter grave robber and high women I can gain 4% crit. That's also nuts"}, {"start": 13158.480000000001, "end": 13161.960000000001, "text": " Interesting level 3 Vestal"}, {"start": 13163.400000000001, "end": 13169.08, "text": " Wow, I already have a level 3 Vestal, so I don't know if I care"}, {"start": 13172.320000000002, "end": 13174.240000000002, "text": " So wait, what's the next dungeon here?"}, {"start": 13174.24, "end": 13182.44, "text": " Never again heroes who have returned from this request in Darkest Dungeon have seen too much depending on what game mode game"}, {"start": 13182.44, "end": 13184.44, "text": " I just like that they may choose to never go back"}, {"start": 13188.28, "end": 13190.28, "text": " What"}, {"start": 13194.56, "end": 13196.56, "text": " What is that"}, {"start": 13196.56, "end": 13215.56, "text": " Wait, did you see Russell's icon? It was like an Elbridge whore for a second. What?"}, {"start": 13215.56, "end": 13220.56, "text": " They don't take a roster. You're right. I'm 27, I'm 31 roster now."}, {"start": 13220.56, "end": 13230.4, "text": " wait so oh my god she'll never go back dude what"}, {"start": 13230.4, "end": 13247.82, "text": " Alright, well, let's make a new team here."}, {"start": 13247.82, "end": 13252.8, "text": " Um, let's bring in Vulp's to this one, I guess."}, {"start": 13252.8, "end": 13257.279999999999, "text": " Shit, I've only got two Houndmasters left."}, {"start": 13257.279999999999, "end": 13258.279999999999, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 13258.279999999999, "end": 13259.279999999999, "text": " Let's bring in Spen's."}, {"start": 13259.28, "end": 13264.28, "text": " Spence could be really good. Oh Spence is crazy boss damage."}, {"start": 13264.28, "end": 13269.28, "text": " This is a long run too."}, {"start": 13280.28, "end": 13283.28, "text": " This is not a boss? Okay."}, {"start": 13283.28, "end": 13287.28, "text": " You're right. Activate three iron crowns."}, {"start": 13287.28, "end": 13289.28, "text": " But does this function the exact same way?"}, {"start": 13289.28, "end": 13293.12, "text": " If I go into the darkest dungeon with this team, they'll never go back."}, {"start": 13293.12, "end": 13294.62, "text": " Regardless, correct?"}, {"start": 13298.320000000002, "end": 13298.820000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13301.62, "end": 13303.62, "text": " So I just have to do a bunch of those fights now."}, {"start": 13305.52, "end": 13306.320000000002, "text": " What is a-"}, {"start": 13306.62, "end": 13308.62, "text": " What is gonna be a good team for a boss?"}, {"start": 13311.12, "end": 13314.320000000002, "text": " Or not for a boss, for just a long, long run."}, {"start": 13314.32, "end": 13338.039999999999, "text": " Um, maybe this is a Terulee angle, Terulee, and then, my god, what is this shit with"}, {"start": 13338.04, "end": 13347.84, "text": " bogus what is that"}, {"start": 13347.84, "end": 13349.320000000002, "text": " my l"}, {"start": 13349.320000000002, "end": 13350.960000000001, "text": " will do my l"}, {"start": 13350.960000000001, "end": 13354.36, "text": " uh... and will have her just repose spam"}, {"start": 13354.36, "end": 13357.68, "text": " maybe in position to repose ban build"}, {"start": 13357.68, "end": 13364.68, "text": " uh... i'm not gonna bring a healer truly is the healer for this"}, {"start": 13368.04, "end": 13375.28, "text": " Yeah, I'll just spam hots on this shit."}, {"start": 13375.28, "end": 13381.080000000002, "text": " Fuck, how do I- I don't have S-Fan now."}, {"start": 13381.080000000002, "end": 13384.84, "text": " I don't like not having single target stress relief."}, {"start": 13384.84, "end": 13388.04, "text": " So no crusader and no jester is miserable."}, {"start": 13388.04, "end": 13394.880000000001, "text": " I could bring in Thomas, but I don't know if I want to use Thomas here."}, {"start": 13394.880000000001, "end": 13406.920000000002, "text": " Oh man, now I'm kind of understanding the struggle of this game."}, {"start": 13406.920000000002, "end": 13423.480000000001, "text": " I didn't know this is how this worked."}, {"start": 13423.48, "end": 13425.48, "text": " Jazzy cat, I guess."}, {"start": 13432.48, "end": 13434.48, "text": " Do I just bring in myth?"}, {"start": 13435.48, "end": 13437.48, "text": " Ignores stealth."}, {"start": 13443.48, "end": 13446.48, "text": " I guess I bring in myth. This might be the build."}, {"start": 13448.48, "end": 13449.48, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 13453.48, "end": 13467.6, "text": " Maybe I don't really want to use a Houndmaster here."}, {"start": 13467.6, "end": 13469.6, "text": " Maybe SMG actually?"}, {"start": 13469.6, "end": 13475.68, "text": " If I'm going to use SMG somewhere, and I don't do a full riposte build, I do like a lunge"}, {"start": 13475.68, "end": 13493.68, "text": " build and I shuffle just a little bit."}, {"start": 13493.68, "end": 13520.68, "text": " bonus damage to marked on anybody. Mark target, marks the target, eh."}, {"start": 13520.68, "end": 13523.12, "text": " Do I bring in Raffle Gator?"}, {"start": 13523.12, "end": 13538.0, "text": " Like actually do I just bring an antiquarian to this to see how I don't know."}, {"start": 13538.0, "end": 13541.4, "text": " And then I just do a ton of dodge."}, {"start": 13541.4, "end": 13542.880000000001, "text": " I don't think I play lunch here."}, {"start": 13542.880000000001, "end": 13548.800000000001, "text": " I think I actually am going to play like daggers and ranged."}, {"start": 13548.800000000001, "end": 13560.320000000002, "text": " picked to the face for armor piercing, but I think I actually play a ranged grave robber."}, {"start": 13560.320000000002, "end": 13565.080000000002, "text": " And the antiquarian can spam dodge and spam their accuracy reduced, and that way I can"}, {"start": 13565.08, "end": 13572.08, "text": " just kind of spam or post and dodge a bunch on my L."}, {"start": 13581.0, "end": 13586.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13586.2, "end": 13593.2, "text": " Fuck it, let's try it. Let's just get the antiquarian in here. I don't know."}, {"start": 13593.2, "end": 13595.36, "text": " Oh god I haven't played anti-crayon in a while."}, {"start": 13595.880000000001, "end": 13596.380000000001, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 13598.84, "end": 13600.6, "text": " Dude, it's a terrible class."}, {"start": 13601.640000000001, "end": 13603.480000000001, "text": " But you can loot a lot with it."}, {"start": 13604.12, "end": 13604.92, "text": " Let's upgrade."}, {"start": 13607.12, "end": 13608.76, "text": " Shoot, let me turn my AC on."}, {"start": 13615.880000000001, "end": 13617.800000000001, "text": " There's no looting in here."}, {"start": 13618.76, "end": 13622.44, "text": " Yeah, but again like the dodge can be really good, the group dodge."}, {"start": 13623.2, "end": 13636.560000000001, "text": " All right, plus 10 dodge, that's pretty fucking nuts."}, {"start": 13636.560000000001, "end": 13638.08, "text": " Heal 2 to 3."}, {"start": 13638.08, "end": 13645.36, "text": " Okay, heals 3 now."}, {"start": 13645.36, "end": 13649.240000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13649.24, "end": 13659.24, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 13659.24, "end": 13670.24, "text": " And I haven't played my L in a while."}, {"start": 13670.24, "end": 13672.199999999999, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13672.2, "end": 13691.08, "text": " skills, um, one companion plus 20% bleed resist? No. Fuck it, alright. What spells do I want"}, {"start": 13691.08, "end": 13701.08, "text": " on these motherfucking bitches? Um, I really think, okay, maybe I'll swap endure when a"}, {"start": 13701.08, "end": 13718.68, "text": " fight gets really bad I don't need it initially a lot of these fuckers shuffle"}, {"start": 13718.68, "end": 13720.68, "text": " So that's why I'm not really a fan of"}, {"start": 13725.48, "end": 13727.48, "text": " The house, how does it wait what?"}, {"start": 13729.68, "end": 13736.06, "text": " Huh minus a hundred percent stress minus a hundred percent damage taken"}, {"start": 13738.32, "end": 13740.32, "text": " What"}, {"start": 13743.16, "end": 13745.16, "text": " You just don't die"}, {"start": 13748.68, "end": 13758.64, "text": " What is revelation?"}, {"start": 13758.64, "end": 13760.52, "text": " It's like a Nixia cloak."}, {"start": 13760.52, "end": 13761.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13761.52, "end": 13775.32, "text": " Well, I only have three."}, {"start": 13775.32, "end": 13777.32, "text": " plus 50% healing skills."}, {"start": 13790.5, "end": 13792.5, "text": " Create with melee."}, {"start": 13794.119999999999, "end": 13796.119999999999, "text": " This is really good."}, {"start": 13798.22, "end": 13800.22, "text": " Plus 15 dodge as well."}, {"start": 13805.32, "end": 13817.64, "text": " I really like dodging so let's throw that on plus eight dodge that be so much dodge Jesus"}, {"start": 13865.32, "end": 13871.32, "text": " Yeah, I think I just rocked that, that's fine."}, {"start": 13871.32, "end": 13874.119999999999, "text": " That means I can go to different positions, I don't have to stay in the same spot."}, {"start": 13874.119999999999, "end": 13877.039999999999, "text": " I can get shuffled, it's okay."}, {"start": 13877.039999999999, "end": 13883.32, "text": " Um, Grave Robber, I don't know what to wear here."}, {"start": 13883.32, "end": 13891.56, "text": " I feel like I'm primarily going to be doing a lot of ranged skills, so maybe I take"}, {"start": 13891.56, "end": 13895.06, "text": " the crit and damage un-ranged."}, {"start": 13896.66, "end": 13899.359999999999, "text": " No, because I do- the range is like a dot application."}, {"start": 13899.359999999999, "end": 13902.66, "text": " I don't care about the- like, it's creating a stress relief, but..."}, {"start": 13904.26, "end": 13907.859999999999, "text": " Minus 25% stress just altogether. Fuck it, let's just reduce it."}, {"start": 13913.96, "end": 13916.96, "text": " Let's do max HP, minus 2 accuracy on an Aquarian."}, {"start": 13917.66, "end": 13919.26, "text": " Resolve, stress..."}, {"start": 13921.56, "end": 13943.56, "text": " I'm feeling the stress skills now."}, {"start": 13943.56, "end": 13958.26, "text": " Let's see this."}, {"start": 13958.26, "end": 13960.82, "text": " More likely to surprise the monsters."}, {"start": 13960.82, "end": 13961.82, "text": " Ancestors lantern."}, {"start": 13961.82, "end": 13965.06, "text": " Alright, I think this works."}, {"start": 13965.06, "end": 13969.74, "text": " Spells wise."}, {"start": 13969.74, "end": 13973.1, "text": " Damage minus 33%."}, {"start": 13973.1, "end": 13979.1, "text": " 1% crit. Uh, it's AOE."}, {"start": 13989.1, "end": 13995.1, "text": " I don't fucking like the Grave Robber. This is like the worst team ever. I might be sending all of them to their death."}, {"start": 13995.1, "end": 14000.1, "text": " My worry is losing these trinkets, but I guess I can just leave and put the trinkets back in my inventory."}, {"start": 14003.1, "end": 14014.78, "text": " I don't know how I feel on nervous stab, I think I prefer vapors."}, {"start": 14014.78, "end": 14026.7, "text": " Increased bleed and blight resist, I don't know if I care about that either."}, {"start": 14026.7, "end": 14027.7, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 14027.7, "end": 14028.7, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14028.7, "end": 14036.86, "text": " What the hand of glory? Okay, so I have to like disable a bunch of bullshit. So, Bleeds"}, {"start": 14036.86, "end": 14043.54, "text": " are AIDS. I'm gonna bring two sets of bandages. Oh my god, this is Omega AIDS. The fuck?"}, {"start": 14043.54, "end": 14055.54, "text": " I don't even know if I care about keys. Holy water. Oh my fuck. Uh..."}, {"start": 14055.54, "end": 14080.820000000002, "text": " I think I'd prefer a lot of them don't need shovels I mean regardless it's taking an inventory"}, {"start": 14080.82, "end": 14108.3, "text": " slot. Whatever. Alright, fuck it, burn it down. Oh, my chat is so boring. So tired of"}, {"start": 14108.300000000001, "end": 14110.500000000002, "text": " That's as aggressive as they are robust."}, {"start": 14110.500000000002, "end": 14118.380000000001, "text": " Twisted half human monstrosities stalk the flesh-bitten halls, protecting their gestating"}, {"start": 14118.380000000001, "end": 14119.26, "text": " God."}, {"start": 14138.300000000001, "end": 14163.300000000001, "text": " Hmm. Go on left. They're just fucking immune to bleeds, of course. Sooooo..."}, {"start": 14163.300000000001, "end": 14174.300000000001, "text": " Now I guess I can just fucking lunge a motherfucker."}, {"start": 14174.300000000001, "end": 14181.300000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm marked and I'm reposting."}, {"start": 14181.300000000001, "end": 14188.7, "text": " Okay, one removed, like that."}, {"start": 14188.7, "end": 14191.36, "text": " Let's give my team Dodge."}, {"start": 14191.36, "end": 14205.2, "text": " How much Dodge do I have right now on my L?"}, {"start": 14205.2, "end": 14206.7, "text": " They're all attacking the wrong target?"}, {"start": 14206.7, "end": 14209.7, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 14209.7, "end": 14215.7, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 14215.7, "end": 14230.7, "text": " Okay, a little bit of blight."}, {"start": 14230.7, "end": 14259.7, "text": " There's some reposting. Love to see it. Okay, he dies."}, {"start": 14259.7, "end": 14264.0, "text": " the enemy crumbles"}, {"start": 14264.0, "end": 14266.300000000001, "text": " let's go ahead and fuck his accuracy"}, {"start": 14266.300000000001, "end": 14270.5, "text": " okay, never mind"}, {"start": 14270.5, "end": 14277.5, "text": " I almost don't want to kill him yet"}, {"start": 14277.5, "end": 14284.5, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 14284.5, "end": 14293.5, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14293.5, "end": 14295.5, "text": " Be wary."}, {"start": 14295.5, "end": 14299.5, "text": " Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall."}, {"start": 14323.5, "end": 14333.54, "text": " Okay, Hokidoki, I still don't know what this thing does, but it doesn't look fun."}, {"start": 14333.54, "end": 14335.62, "text": " I really hate these guys."}, {"start": 14335.62, "end": 14338.78, "text": " Okay, we're marked."}, {"start": 14338.78, "end": 14344.34, "text": " Uh, Blight, or Daggers."}, {"start": 14344.34, "end": 14345.46, "text": " I don't know what's going to give them."}, {"start": 14345.46, "end": 14346.46, "text": " I think Daggers."}, {"start": 14346.46, "end": 14351.46, "text": " I think they'll die to reposting, surely."}, {"start": 14351.460000000001, "end": 14358.880000000001, "text": " I think I mark my flagellant."}, {"start": 14358.880000000001, "end": 14361.660000000002, "text": " I want him to take the damage."}, {"start": 14361.660000000002, "end": 14364.220000000001, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 14364.220000000001, "end": 14380.460000000001, "text": " Um, let's put some Haas over here."}, {"start": 14380.460000000001, "end": 14392.300000000001, "text": " that's good okay now I could kill some of the full here oh my god"}, {"start": 14403.580000000002, "end": 14408.12, "text": " I don't have this thing stressing me out I'm gonna blight it I don't know what"}, {"start": 14408.12, "end": 14415.12, "text": " just does. I don't like looking at it."}, {"start": 14422.960000000001, "end": 14425.380000000001, "text": " I could use Redeem here."}, {"start": 14425.380000000001, "end": 14432.380000000001, "text": " I think I'd do it. It's Redeem."}, {"start": 14432.380000000001, "end": 14434.380000000001, "text": " Okay, more dodge."}, {"start": 14438.380000000001, "end": 14439.380000000001, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 14441.380000000001, "end": 14444.380000000001, "text": " My repose is just not doing what I want it to."}, {"start": 14444.380000000001, "end": 14446.380000000001, "text": " Daze the mind."}, {"start": 14447.380000000001, "end": 14450.380000000001, "text": " I resisted. It's a stun, okay."}, {"start": 14462.380000000001, "end": 14467.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14467.380000000001, "end": 14476.140000000001, "text": " Alright, he's dead."}, {"start": 14476.140000000001, "end": 14482.18, "text": " More dodge."}, {"start": 14482.18, "end": 14484.26, "text": " What is- what the fuck are these were post?"}, {"start": 14484.26, "end": 14489.26, "text": " Like, is RNG a shit?"}, {"start": 14489.26, "end": 14513.98, "text": " They're gonna get reinforcements at this point."}, {"start": 14513.98, "end": 14515.58, "text": " I need to start taking lunch."}, {"start": 14519.279999999999, "end": 14520.279999999999, "text": " I really do."}, {"start": 14543.98, "end": 14550.84, "text": " Forty-three stress by the way"}, {"start": 14550.84, "end": 14556.14, "text": " Hey one guy left"}, {"start": 14556.14, "end": 14561.84, "text": " He buffed minus 15 now he can't hit me"}, {"start": 14561.84, "end": 14568.359999999999, "text": " There we go my first repost damage of the entire fight insanity really"}, {"start": 14568.36, "end": 14595.640000000001, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 14595.64, "end": 14605.64, "text": " crazy. Gonna take lunch."}, {"start": 14625.64, "end": 14637.519999999999, "text": " That's fucking ridiculous."}, {"start": 14637.519999999999, "end": 14640.519999999999, "text": " Maybe it goes up."}, {"start": 14640.519999999999, "end": 14650.199999999999, "text": " Oh, they're not surprised."}, {"start": 14650.2, "end": 14679.68, "text": " some force. Six damage per round for two rounds. Let's go ahead and bandage that off. 17, cringe."}, {"start": 14679.68, "end": 14697.44, "text": " 15 cringe they're so low motherfucker screw it light his ass removing from the fight he"}, {"start": 14697.44, "end": 14701.640000000001, "text": " He dies now."}, {"start": 14701.640000000001, "end": 14702.640000000001, "text": " Big dodge."}, {"start": 14702.640000000001, "end": 14717.2, "text": " Throw some pots."}, {"start": 14717.2, "end": 14742.2, "text": " Let's fade back, okay, smack that, lead immune of course, typical."}, {"start": 14742.2, "end": 14752.2, "text": " Numbers! Oh my god, no way!"}, {"start": 14752.2, "end": 14769.2, "text": " Okay, he's blighted, so I can lunge him now for just an immense overkill."}, {"start": 14769.2, "end": 14792.68, "text": " Yikes, I reduce his accuracy too."}, {"start": 14792.68, "end": 14799.68, "text": " HP by the way."}, {"start": 14799.68, "end": 14823.56, "text": " I mean it's really not I guess it yeah I could take this"}, {"start": 14823.56, "end": 14839.279999999999, "text": " Man, I should have taken Suffer 2 or upgraded this."}, {"start": 14839.279999999999, "end": 14850.4, "text": " I mean, really, I'm just gonna have to campfire, and I can do minus, I think, 50 stress for"}, {"start": 14850.4, "end": 14858.199999999999, "text": " like free? Essentially. So, I'm not worried about my flags when I'm stressed at all. And"}, {"start": 14858.199999999999, "end": 14873.92, "text": " if he does reach 100, it's not that big of a deal. I fucking hate these things. Eww."}, {"start": 14873.92, "end": 14885.2, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna throw some blight on this freak."}, {"start": 14885.2, "end": 14887.36, "text": " Actually just looks like dicks coming out of the ground."}, {"start": 14887.36, "end": 14888.36, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 14888.36, "end": 14889.36, "text": " Okay, he's dead."}, {"start": 14889.36, "end": 14897.28, "text": " Get him the fuck out of here, hell yeah."}, {"start": 14897.28, "end": 14900.28, "text": " This guy's not Lee the Moon, but..."}, {"start": 14900.28, "end": 14906.28, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 14909.28, "end": 14913.28, "text": " Interesting. Very interesting."}, {"start": 14916.28, "end": 14918.28, "text": " Now he dies."}, {"start": 14923.28, "end": 14925.28, "text": " Big numbers."}, {"start": 14927.28, "end": 14939.52, "text": " He's just healing nothing."}, {"start": 14939.52, "end": 14944.640000000001, "text": " This is kind of how he works"}, {"start": 14960.08, "end": 14962.08, "text": " The ground quakes"}, {"start": 14969.52, "end": 14978.86, "text": " I dodge this let's see"}, {"start": 14999.52, "end": 15010.4, "text": " I'm actually playing OST build right now."}, {"start": 15010.4, "end": 15011.4, "text": " No repost?"}, {"start": 15011.4, "end": 15012.4, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 15012.4, "end": 15013.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15013.4, "end": 15034.539999999999, "text": " He's going to keep reducing his accuracy."}, {"start": 15034.54, "end": 15036.54, "text": " This guy does an attack so..."}, {"start": 15064.54, "end": 15077.54, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 15077.54, "end": 15086.300000000001, "text": " Okay, I mean, I'm doing it."}, {"start": 15086.300000000001, "end": 15087.7, "text": " Notice how there's no fucking loot."}, {"start": 15087.7, "end": 15093.140000000001, "text": " This might be the first time anyone's brought a fucking antiquarian here."}, {"start": 15093.14, "end": 15100.14, "text": " There's no loot here at all."}, {"start": 15100.14, "end": 15106.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15106.14, "end": 15109.14, "text": " Let's go up here."}, {"start": 15109.14, "end": 15115.14, "text": " I should probably campfire soonish."}, {"start": 15115.14, "end": 15120.14, "text": " Another hunger check."}, {"start": 15120.14, "end": 15122.14, "text": " I'm gonna run out of food!"}, {"start": 15131.58, "end": 15133.58, "text": " 42 HP"}, {"start": 15140.539999999999, "end": 15145.98, "text": " There's immune to bleeds. I hate this. It's just pretty hot myself, I guess"}, {"start": 15180.14, "end": 15187.14, "text": " You."}, {"start": 15187.14, "end": 15194.14, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 15194.14, "end": 15201.14, "text": " Impressive."}, {"start": 15210.14, "end": 15213.14, "text": " I have like 50 dodge right now. How the fuck do you hit me?"}, {"start": 15229.039999999999, "end": 15232.4, "text": " Shit's more than for you. How much dodge do I have on my own? I don't even know."}, {"start": 15234.96, "end": 15237.519999999999, "text": " 90. Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 15240.14, "end": 15259.619999999999, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15259.619999999999, "end": 15263.939999999999, "text": " Roger- oh my god he has that perk where he skips his turn."}, {"start": 15263.939999999999, "end": 15264.939999999999, "text": " Uuugh."}, {"start": 15264.939999999999, "end": 15269.74, "text": " Oh here's some more post-odging, there we go, that's what's supposed to be happening."}, {"start": 15269.74, "end": 15296.42, "text": " It's a bigger number than I thought would happen, okay."}, {"start": 15296.42, "end": 15298.42, "text": " How many torches do I have left?"}, {"start": 15298.42, "end": 15299.42, "text": " Six?"}, {"start": 15299.42, "end": 15302.42, "text": " Oh my god, what is that Templar Warlord?"}, {"start": 15306.42, "end": 15309.42, "text": " Oh, okay, there goes my... that's not good."}, {"start": 15313.42, "end": 15317.42, "text": " Well, okay, starting with the dodge."}, {"start": 15318.42, "end": 15319.42, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15320.42, "end": 15323.42, "text": " 98% Blight Resist."}, {"start": 15325.42, "end": 15328.42, "text": " Okay, let's reduce that a bit, I guess."}, {"start": 15329.42, "end": 15337.9, "text": " Let's gain some dodge."}, {"start": 15337.9, "end": 15339.4, "text": " Let's hope I dodge things."}, {"start": 15339.4, "end": 15344.7, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 15344.7, "end": 15346.460000000001, "text": " That's revelation."}, {"start": 15346.460000000001, "end": 15352.22, "text": " So that's the thing I reduce the stress by 100%."}, {"start": 15352.22, "end": 15356.26, "text": " So if that goes on my antiquarian, it's extremely bad."}, {"start": 15356.26, "end": 15358.7, "text": " Maybe I should force guard my flagellant."}, {"start": 15358.7, "end": 15367.58, "text": " I'm going to do that because my antiquarian doesn't have that trinket."}, {"start": 15367.58, "end": 15380.62, "text": " Are they bleed immune, 68?"}, {"start": 15380.62, "end": 15381.62, "text": " They are not."}, {"start": 15381.62, "end": 15387.7, "text": " I think damage is fine here, of course."}, {"start": 15387.7, "end": 15401.42, "text": " lunch numbers okay oh my golly gee"}, {"start": 15401.42, "end": 15404.26, "text": " willikers yes good good good good I want"}, {"start": 15404.26, "end": 15405.86, "text": " more damage on someone else I'm about to"}, {"start": 15405.86, "end": 15413.060000000001, "text": " heal a lot no oh you fucking freak"}, {"start": 15417.7, "end": 15430.900000000001, "text": " That's insanely unlucky."}, {"start": 15430.900000000001, "end": 15442.78, "text": " Now he's got insane death blow resist and that was the first fucking one."}, {"start": 15442.78, "end": 15444.78, "text": " Unforged."}, {"start": 15502.78, "end": 15508.78, "text": " Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hey look, minor antique."}, {"start": 15520.78, "end": 15521.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15523.78, "end": 15525.78, "text": " Well, uh..."}, {"start": 15528.78, "end": 15531.78, "text": " So what happens if I leave someone else dies, right?"}, {"start": 15532.78, "end": 15534.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15553.78, "end": 15555.78, "text": " How do I discard?"}, {"start": 15556.78, "end": 15558.78, "text": " Okay, control ship. There we go."}, {"start": 15562.78, "end": 15571.78, "text": " Okay, I'll abandon and see who dies."}, {"start": 15571.78, "end": 15572.78, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 15572.78, "end": 15585.78, "text": " Goodbye, Antiquarian, you will not be missed."}, {"start": 15585.78, "end": 15587.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15587.980000000001, "end": 15593.42, "text": " Women and men soldiers and outlaws fools and corpses"}, {"start": 15594.18, "end": 15597.62, "text": " All will find their way to us now that the road is clear"}, {"start": 15598.18, "end": 15602.140000000001, "text": " Now they can't re-enter nope. They cannot guess it doesn't really matter"}, {"start": 15605.460000000001, "end": 15607.460000000001, "text": " Interesting"}, {"start": 15607.460000000001, "end": 15614.500000000002, "text": " Well, let's go back in there."}, {"start": 15614.500000000002, "end": 15617.7, "text": " Now I kind of have somewhat of an understanding of what's going on."}, {"start": 15617.7, "end": 15620.62, "text": " I'm going to level more Vestals."}, {"start": 15620.62, "end": 15623.78, "text": " I feel like Vestal is like how it has to be done."}, {"start": 15623.78, "end": 15630.060000000001, "text": " I only have one level six left."}, {"start": 15630.060000000001, "end": 15631.060000000001, "text": " Vaze level three."}, {"start": 15631.060000000001, "end": 15636.18, "text": " I mean, I guess I could, I mean, I still could play with E-Rob."}, {"start": 15636.18, "end": 15639.18, "text": " The end aquarium was just awful."}, {"start": 15639.18, "end": 15641.18, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 15641.18, "end": 15643.18, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 15647.18, "end": 15650.18, "text": " Wait, would they go back in? Let me see."}, {"start": 15650.18, "end": 15653.18, "text": " Oh, they'd actually go back in. They don't care."}, {"start": 15653.18, "end": 15655.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15659.18, "end": 15661.18, "text": " Hello, Porter."}, {"start": 15661.18, "end": 15663.18, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 15663.18, "end": 15678.7, "text": " I do have this already I gotta go pee"}, {"start": 15738.7, "end": 15762.78, "text": " I'm just running out of fucking houndmasters and vestals and I really like those characters."}, {"start": 15762.78, "end": 15768.62, "text": " I just don't have it."}, {"start": 15768.62, "end": 15770.460000000001, "text": " Okay, we're bringing Asya Dente."}, {"start": 15777.18, "end": 15780.300000000001, "text": " We're gonna take Myel out, and we're gonna bring in..."}, {"start": 15787.300000000001, "end": 15789.220000000001, "text": " I think I'll do a front line Zaryu."}, {"start": 15791.820000000002, "end": 15792.820000000002, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 15795.980000000001, "end": 15796.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, this is fine."}, {"start": 15798.62, "end": 15800.62, "text": " We'll do this."}, {"start": 15803.62, "end": 15807.62, "text": " Since you know the fight now, you may want a guard character to cover the guy without the trinket ideally."}, {"start": 15809.62, "end": 15814.62, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I did do that. I guess I could bring in Bogus for it."}, {"start": 15815.62, "end": 15816.62, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 15817.62, "end": 15825.62, "text": " So is it just a fucking Insta death or like an Insta absolute massacre butt fuck if you get hit by that without the trinket?"}, {"start": 15828.62, "end": 15834.78, "text": " It seemed like it only did eight stress, so if you increase that by a hundred percent"}, {"start": 15837.980000000001, "end": 15839.980000000001, "text": " Wouldn't that just be 16 I"}, {"start": 15845.78, "end": 15847.78, "text": " Don't know the damage"}, {"start": 15849.060000000001, "end": 15854.26, "text": " Like 20 damage and 40 stress, okay. Yeah, I don't care too much about that TBH"}, {"start": 15854.26, "end": 15860.72, "text": " It's not the biggest deal and surely you know, I'll just get good RNG right"}, {"start": 15868.06, "end": 15872.02, "text": " Let's uh upgrade everybody sort by stress"}, {"start": 15872.98, "end": 15880.64, "text": " Or no sort by activity plus a dent a maxed sorry max SMG is maxed jazzy cat is maxed"}, {"start": 15880.640000000001, "end": 15887.640000000001, "text": " Um, Guild, SMG, Jazzy."}, {"start": 15887.640000000001, "end": 15892.640000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15892.640000000001, "end": 15896.640000000001, "text": " Trinkets."}, {"start": 15896.640000000001, "end": 15908.640000000001, "text": " Clear all."}, {"start": 15908.640000000001, "end": 15916.36, "text": " gonna wear a torch on Lepper and we're gonna wear a focus ring. I think those are top"}, {"start": 15916.36, "end": 15917.36, "text": " Pryo for sure."}, {"start": 15928.94, "end": 15930.44, "text": " Plus 10 accuracy and crit."}, {"start": 15935.24, "end": 15937.24, "text": " And then of course, I wear a torch here."}, {"start": 15938.0, "end": 15939.44, "text": " And I need to wear a torch."}, {"start": 15939.44, "end": 15941.08, "text": " Who should not have a torch?"}, {"start": 15942.28, "end": 15946.24, "text": " Honestly, I think SMG, because SMG is going to be doing a bunch of lunge bullshit"}, {"start": 15946.24, "end": 15948.6, "text": " Stealth so you're stealth half the time right?"}, {"start": 15949.76, "end": 15953.22, "text": " So you're not gonna have a torch you're gonna be deep damage and hopefully not die"}, {"start": 15955.84, "end": 15962.44, "text": " Big lunges hopefully do I have anyone who can apply blight actually fuck as well as I have no blight of"}, {"start": 15963.0, "end": 15965.8, "text": " Applications aside from the grave robber herself. I"}, {"start": 15967.0, "end": 15969.119999999999, "text": " Feel like I should put a blight user in here"}, {"start": 15976.24, "end": 15990.6, "text": " or swat me out oh you don't want to be here I hate your character I actually"}, {"start": 15990.6, "end": 15994.52, "text": " don't like the grave robber and I feel like this is probably a better place to"}, {"start": 15994.52, "end": 15997.72, "text": " get rid of the grave robber of anything"}, {"start": 15997.720000000001, "end": 16010.36, "text": " You do pair well with Volts because of the blight application itself."}, {"start": 16010.36, "end": 16011.36, "text": " XQC."}, {"start": 16011.36, "end": 16018.640000000001, "text": " I can bring Felix in besides Jazzy, but then I'm scared on- yeah, actually I think XQC"}, {"start": 16018.640000000001, "end": 16019.640000000001, "text": " can go."}, {"start": 16019.640000000001, "end": 16021.760000000002, "text": " Or, I can just bring in Grubby."}, {"start": 16021.760000000002, "end": 16025.02, "text": " He's level 5."}, {"start": 16025.02, "end": 16032.02, "text": " i feel like this is fine"}, {"start": 16032.2, "end": 16034.32, "text": " yeah let's do that"}, {"start": 16034.32, "end": 16037.04, "text": " and then"}, {"start": 16037.04, "end": 16039.9, "text": " put your grubbies upgraded here"}, {"start": 16039.9, "end": 16046.9, "text": " not level six but basically fully upgraded it's completely fine"}, {"start": 16050.98, "end": 16054.0, "text": " cures bleed i mean that's fucking nuts"}, {"start": 16054.0, "end": 16055.32, "text": " It goes well with the occultist."}, {"start": 16057.1, "end": 16057.6, "text": " Yeah, alright."}, {"start": 16061.62, "end": 16062.62, "text": " Lepper's geared."}, {"start": 16063.52, "end": 16065.52, "text": " What do I want on Zaryu?"}, {"start": 16070.92, "end": 16072.52, "text": " Plague Doctor, where's this?"}, {"start": 16074.32, "end": 16076.24, "text": " Accuracy and speed, no fuck that."}, {"start": 16076.24, "end": 16078.92, "text": " Plus 15 dodge and, okay, let's do dodge."}, {"start": 16079.68, "end": 16080.36, "text": " Over here."}, {"start": 16084.0, "end": 16086.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16099.96, "end": 16102.08, "text": " Might just do deep dodge on SMG"}, {"start": 16102.08, "end": 16114.72, "text": " No, I should do damage. I want damage here. How many of these fuckers are eldritch?"}, {"start": 16114.72, "end": 16119.08, "text": " Are they all? I didn't look. Are they all eldritch?"}, {"start": 16119.08, "end": 16126.92, "text": " All. Okay, this is just 25% damage. Okay, we take that."}, {"start": 16132.08, "end": 16134.08, "text": " And then where's my last torch?"}, {"start": 16141.52, "end": 16145.88, "text": " The fuck's my torch torch? Where's my last torch?"}, {"start": 16154.16, "end": 16156.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16156.16, "end": 16164.36, "text": " Is it on a previous member?"}, {"start": 16164.36, "end": 16167.4, "text": " No way, I unequipped everything."}, {"start": 16167.4, "end": 16171.08, "text": " Oh, maybe I put it on Felix."}, {"start": 16171.08, "end": 16173.92, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 16173.92, "end": 16175.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16175.92, "end": 16179.72, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 16179.72, "end": 16184.64, "text": " Alright, and one more trinket for Zaryu."}, {"start": 16184.640000000001, "end": 16187.800000000001, "text": " This is my Euler."}, {"start": 16187.800000000001, "end": 16193.240000000002, "text": " I actually think I want to up the healing if posiblay."}, {"start": 16214.640000000001, "end": 16226.640000000001, "text": " Plus 20% stress. I have no stress relief. This is what sucks."}, {"start": 16236.640000000001, "end": 16238.640000000001, "text": " Nah, fuck that."}, {"start": 16238.640000000001, "end": 16242.640000000001, "text": " Honestly, where's minus stress? I don't want to be stressed out."}, {"start": 16242.640000000001, "end": 16247.2, "text": " minus 25% stress. We'll do that."}, {"start": 16256.560000000001, "end": 16259.28, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16264.400000000001, "end": 16268.880000000001, "text": " Okay. I mean, as R, you might actually do a lot of damage too. If I'm not having to"}, {"start": 16268.880000000001, "end": 16282.460000000001, "text": " heal I'll be stunning and just blasting people all right darkest dungeon here we go again all"}, {"start": 16282.460000000001, "end": 16304.92, "text": " the food. I don't need shovels. I'm gonna bring all the torches. Yeah, anti-venom. I haven't"}, {"start": 16304.92, "end": 16309.92, "text": " seen any blight at all. But here I am as a beautiful sack. Let's go."}, {"start": 16323.92, "end": 16325.92, "text": " Who was sacked last time?"}, {"start": 16325.92, "end": 16333.92, "text": " Um, Teruli on a flagellant died and then I had to leave and Rob on Antiquarian got sacked so I could have left."}, {"start": 16334.92, "end": 16345.960000000001, "text": " Oh, I just realized that some G's stress is kind of high."}, {"start": 16345.960000000001, "end": 16349.16, "text": " So it saved where I- did it not save where I was?"}, {"start": 16349.16, "end": 16350.16, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 16350.16, "end": 16352.56, "text": " Do I have to do it all again?"}, {"start": 16352.56, "end": 16353.56, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 16353.56, "end": 16354.56, "text": " Obviously."}, {"start": 16354.56, "end": 16355.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16355.56, "end": 16356.56, "text": " What do you mean, obviously?"}, {"start": 16356.56, "end": 16357.56, "text": " The crimson cord is the polar- what?"}, {"start": 16357.56, "end": 16364.359999999999, "text": " It crawls steadily upward from the pit obviously what would be obviously the crimson court is the polar what?"}, {"start": 16367.8, "end": 16373.66, "text": " Huh mother fuck grass y'all know things who watch youtubers and you've played before"}, {"start": 16376.24, "end": 16378.24, "text": " Fuck all you"}, {"start": 16387.56, "end": 16391.72, "text": " That is an immense amount of stress."}, {"start": 16391.72, "end": 16397.08, "text": " That is Mucho Baddo."}, {"start": 16397.08, "end": 16398.08, "text": " What spells do I have on my lever?"}, {"start": 16398.08, "end": 16399.08, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 16399.08, "end": 16401.08, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 16401.08, "end": 16408.84, "text": " Well, he dies to Blight."}, {"start": 16408.84, "end": 16410.56, "text": " I really can't lunge him, seriously?"}, {"start": 16410.56, "end": 16411.56, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 16411.56, "end": 16413.56, "text": " I'm just gonna flight this guy I guess"}, {"start": 16425.48, "end": 16427.48, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna mark myself"}, {"start": 16428.760000000002, "end": 16430.760000000002, "text": " Hopefully they just start hitting my leper"}, {"start": 16432.440000000002, "end": 16436.48, "text": " Ow couple out she's coming in"}, {"start": 16441.56, "end": 16452.0, "text": " Remove this guy."}, {"start": 16452.0, "end": 16458.04, "text": " These are moved."}, {"start": 16458.04, "end": 16459.04, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 16459.04, "end": 16468.04, "text": " Numbers."}, {"start": 16468.04, "end": 16474.88, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 16474.88, "end": 16475.88, "text": " Dodge something."}, {"start": 16475.88, "end": 16476.88, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16476.88, "end": 16485.88, "text": " 55 stress."}, {"start": 16485.88, "end": 16495.88, "text": " Stun this freak."}, {"start": 16495.88, "end": 16509.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16509.8, "end": 16514.64, "text": " This might be an early campfire."}, {"start": 16514.64, "end": 16542.8, "text": " Okay, well I can't stun."}, {"start": 16542.8, "end": 16549.8, "text": " This fucking crazy stealth."}, {"start": 16549.8, "end": 16553.8, "text": " What do you want from him?"}, {"start": 16553.8, "end": 16558.8, "text": " Uh, a little bit of blight."}, {"start": 16558.8, "end": 16562.8, "text": " If I can lunge and just blast this guy, he dies next turn."}, {"start": 16562.8, "end": 16566.8, "text": " Nice, thank god."}, {"start": 16566.8, "end": 16568.8, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16568.8, "end": 16571.8, "text": " Okay, the finger needs to relax."}, {"start": 16571.8, "end": 16573.8, "text": " This is getting absurd."}, {"start": 16574.8, "end": 16576.8, "text": " Precision and power!"}, {"start": 16594.8, "end": 16596.8, "text": " Eradicated!"}, {"start": 16599.8, "end": 16600.8, "text": " Destroyed!"}, {"start": 16600.8, "end": 16601.8, "text": " Members!"}, {"start": 16603.8, "end": 16617.48, "text": " Yeah, Matt's 60 stress on my plague doctor already."}, {"start": 16647.48, "end": 16648.56, "text": " I can't fire in here."}, {"start": 16652.079999999998, "end": 16653.44, "text": " Fuck, where was the boss again?"}, {"start": 16655.8, "end": 16657.12, "text": " I want to say he's like here."}, {"start": 16658.64, "end": 16659.48, "text": " Fuck it, just can't."}, {"start": 16660.28, "end": 16661.44, "text": " Let's remove stress here."}, {"start": 16669.48, "end": 16670.48, "text": " I'm pretty sure there's like..."}, {"start": 16671.32, "end": 16673.36, "text": " Yeah, suffered 20% health and damage."}, {"start": 16673.76, "end": 16674.92, "text": " Relieved some stress."}, {"start": 16677.48, "end": 16685.22, "text": " self-minus 25 remove a disease self-minus stress alpha blah blah self plus"}, {"start": 16685.22, "end": 16687.96, "text": " 15 we're doing"}, {"start": 16697.92, "end": 16701.84, "text": " it's gonna buff my lepers damage"}, {"start": 16707.48, "end": 16728.64, "text": " Okay, prevents an ambush."}, {"start": 16728.64, "end": 16733.84, "text": " Nice, relieves some stress, rest."}, {"start": 16733.84, "end": 16751.36, "text": " the light gains purchase spirits are lifted. This is made clear."}, {"start": 16751.36, "end": 16761.84, "text": " This isn't the boss. Alright. It's definitely a leper angle. Are they stun immune? They"}, {"start": 16761.84, "end": 16780.34, "text": " they are not. What's my stun percentage? 150? Okay, we got 70% chance to stun. Buy some"}, {"start": 16780.34, "end": 16783.02, "text": " Some blight here."}, {"start": 16783.02, "end": 16784.02, "text": " Unforged."}, {"start": 16784.02, "end": 16789.86, "text": " Dog, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 16789.86, "end": 16793.02, "text": " He's eating his little pig."}, {"start": 16793.02, "end": 16797.1, "text": " Uh, blight in the back line."}, {"start": 16797.1, "end": 16798.1, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 16798.1, "end": 16801.38, "text": " Lepper, maybe I just one shot both these guys?"}, {"start": 16801.38, "end": 16806.38, "text": " What does that do?"}, {"start": 16806.38, "end": 16813.38, "text": " Okay, lunch."}, {"start": 16813.38, "end": 16820.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16836.38, "end": 16843.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16843.38, "end": 16846.38, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 16846.38, "end": 16854.38, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16854.38, "end": 16862.38, "text": " Okay, big heal."}, {"start": 16862.38, "end": 16864.38, "text": " Okay, big heal."}, {"start": 16868.38, "end": 16871.38, "text": " You know, I played Doctor of fucking Cleanse that. Jesus."}, {"start": 16892.38, "end": 16896.98, "text": " Wow. Okay, back to full."}, {"start": 16896.98, "end": 16904.98, "text": " Resisted the Blight. He's gonna get a turn."}, {"start": 16904.98, "end": 16921.98, "text": " I'd love to have my damage buff for the, uh, little mini-buff."}, {"start": 16921.98, "end": 16939.62, "text": " mini boss that happens. Is that here? Thank God. Alright. Instastelf. 98% stun resist."}, {"start": 16940.42, "end": 16946.14, "text": " Okay, I've got a 52% chance to stun him. Nice. Who take those?"}, {"start": 16953.3, "end": 16956.7, "text": " Now he cannot target SMG, so I don't have to trinket. I'll just get one tapped."}, {"start": 16957.219999999998, "end": 16959.219999999998, "text": " Let's apply blight back there."}, {"start": 16959.62, "end": 16964.539999999997, "text": " That way now SMG can lunge and honestly I could lunge on him. Give it crits."}, {"start": 16969.62, "end": 16971.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16973.94, "end": 16975.94, "text": " Excellent"}, {"start": 16983.26, "end": 16985.26, "text": " Oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 16988.1, "end": 16990.1, "text": " Okay, ready God, oh"}, {"start": 16992.059999999998, "end": 16994.059999999998, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16994.06, "end": 17001.260000000002, "text": " Okay, he dies."}, {"start": 17001.260000000002, "end": 17016.98, "text": " I really need to heal here."}, {"start": 17016.98, "end": 17022.38, "text": " My health is just cooked."}, {"start": 17022.38, "end": 17024.68, "text": " That's not where I want you."}, {"start": 17024.68, "end": 17026.02, "text": " That's not who I want you to target."}, {"start": 17026.02, "end": 17027.02, "text": " How much health?"}, {"start": 17027.02, "end": 17028.02, "text": " Two HP."}, {"start": 17028.02, "end": 17029.02, "text": " And stunned!"}, {"start": 17029.02, "end": 17030.02, "text": " Woohoohoohoohoohoohoo!"}, {"start": 17030.02, "end": 17035.02, "text": " I don't get to play!"}, {"start": 17035.02, "end": 17037.02, "text": " A faint hope blossoms."}, {"start": 17044.02, "end": 17046.02, "text": " Press disadvantage."}, {"start": 17046.02, "end": 17048.02, "text": " Give them no quarter."}, {"start": 17050.02, "end": 17052.02, "text": " I'm fuckin' losing all my-"}, {"start": 17056.02, "end": 17058.02, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 17061.02, "end": 17064.02, "text": " Well, time to backtrack with 5 HP."}, {"start": 17065.02, "end": 17072.02, "text": " uhhhh"}, {"start": 17083.22, "end": 17090.22, "text": " I'll go this way"}, {"start": 17095.02, "end": 17102.02, "text": " Okay, well..."}, {"start": 17102.02, "end": 17108.420000000002, "text": " Gonna try and remove this fuck."}, {"start": 17108.420000000002, "end": 17110.260000000002, "text": " Stop healing."}, {"start": 17110.260000000002, "end": 17111.260000000002, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 17111.260000000002, "end": 17117.18, "text": " Kill this fucking freak."}, {"start": 17117.18, "end": 17122.02, "text": " Uh, double stun?"}, {"start": 17122.02, "end": 17123.02, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 17123.02, "end": 17124.02, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 17124.02, "end": 17144.02, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17144.02, "end": 17146.52, "text": " Okay, that's door. Oh, it's time to who?"}, {"start": 17155.22, "end": 17157.22, "text": " That's a low roll"}, {"start": 17174.02, "end": 17180.78, "text": " Turn, skip, love it."}, {"start": 17180.78, "end": 17184.5, "text": " Resist the stun, nice."}, {"start": 17184.5, "end": 17185.66, "text": " There's a number."}, {"start": 17185.66, "end": 17187.22, "text": " Take those."}, {"start": 17187.22, "end": 17191.22, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 17191.22, "end": 17198.22, "text": " Stealth."}, {"start": 17198.22, "end": 17212.100000000002, "text": " Okay, he dies to the Blight, and then I can lunge this freak."}, {"start": 17212.100000000002, "end": 17213.100000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17213.100000000002, "end": 17215.100000000002, "text": " Oh, and I'm led."}, {"start": 17215.100000000002, "end": 17216.100000000002, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 17216.100000000002, "end": 17217.100000000002, "text": " Spec fucking Tacular."}, {"start": 17217.100000000002, "end": 17220.100000000002, "text": " Let me heal a bit."}, {"start": 17220.100000000002, "end": 17224.02, "text": " There's just too much damage all over."}, {"start": 17224.02, "end": 17225.02, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 17225.02, "end": 17226.02, "text": " I want it to lunge!"}, {"start": 17226.02, "end": 17227.74, "text": " I can't- I can lunge this guy, but it's pointless."}, {"start": 17227.74, "end": 17230.300000000003, "text": " I'll lunch this guy. He's not blighted though, whatever."}, {"start": 17230.300000000003, "end": 17231.300000000003, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 17251.22, "end": 17253.22, "text": " What the fuck, Abra? Okay."}, {"start": 17254.84, "end": 17256.84, "text": " Resist this done? I didn't."}, {"start": 17257.74, "end": 17264.74, "text": " Highroll something."}, {"start": 17264.74, "end": 17281.460000000003, "text": " Okay, he dies, unless he heals it, it's fine, and then him."}, {"start": 17281.460000000003, "end": 17283.140000000003, "text": " Maybe I can kill it with the Blight."}, {"start": 17283.14, "end": 17286.94, "text": " dies in two turns"}, {"start": 17292.94, "end": 17296.899999999998, "text": " thank fucking god"}, {"start": 17298.22, "end": 17308.899999999998, "text": " oh oh I bled myself what's going on huh what's happening why is this happening"}, {"start": 17313.14, "end": 17322.0, "text": " Okay, this is his last turn."}, {"start": 17322.0, "end": 17323.0, "text": " That's perfect."}, {"start": 17323.0, "end": 17324.0, "text": " Love it."}, {"start": 17324.0, "end": 17325.0, "text": " Wasted."}, {"start": 17325.0, "end": 17326.6, "text": " This guy dies to Blight."}, {"start": 17326.6, "end": 17332.28, "text": " I cure myself."}, {"start": 17332.28, "end": 17333.88, "text": " I can throw one at Coltus' heal somewhere."}, {"start": 17333.88, "end": 17335.36, "text": " Wait, no, he doesn't die."}, {"start": 17335.36, "end": 17337.52, "text": " Okay, let's apply Blight."}, {"start": 17337.52, "end": 17341.32, "text": " Now he dies to the dot when it's turned."}, {"start": 17341.32, "end": 17342.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 17342.32, "end": 17348.32, "text": " I'll take that top myself pretty much. Excellent."}, {"start": 17354.32, "end": 17358.32, "text": " So there is loot here. What?"}, {"start": 17372.32, "end": 17378.4, "text": " I have one more battle where I have a buff."}, {"start": 17378.4, "end": 17379.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17379.4, "end": 17387.8, "text": " I have a feeling it's going to be the farthest away from my starting room."}, {"start": 17387.8, "end": 17388.8, "text": " Do I want to..."}, {"start": 17388.8, "end": 17390.32, "text": " I'm worried about torches, right?"}, {"start": 17390.32, "end": 17391.32, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17391.32, "end": 17392.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17392.32, "end": 17393.32, "text": " Because I want to..."}, {"start": 17393.32, "end": 17400.4, "text": " My campfire will go all the way to 100% when I campfire for my torch wheel."}, {"start": 17400.4, "end": 17402.4, "text": " So I want to try and utilize that."}, {"start": 17405.600000000002, "end": 17407.600000000002, "text": " I want to blight this streak."}, {"start": 17409.0, "end": 17411.0, "text": " Typical."}, {"start": 17414.2, "end": 17416.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17425.2, "end": 17427.2, "text": " I mean,"}, {"start": 17427.2, "end": 17432.2, "text": " I think I just started doing some damage and just end this."}, {"start": 17432.2, "end": 17435.2, "text": " Maybe a double stun, remove the guard."}, {"start": 17435.2, "end": 17437.2, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 17437.2, "end": 17441.2, "text": " Fuck it, smack this guy."}, {"start": 17444.2, "end": 17447.2, "text": " Not ideal."}, {"start": 17450.2, "end": 17453.2, "text": " Not ideal."}, {"start": 17457.2, "end": 17467.2, "text": " Okay, but I can get a fat lunge here."}, {"start": 17467.2, "end": 17470.2, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 17470.2, "end": 17483.2, "text": " Okay, one fucker gone."}, {"start": 17483.2, "end": 17493.2, "text": " Cringe. This is an absurd team I'm going against."}, {"start": 17493.2, "end": 17509.2, "text": " Oh my god, I actually hurt myself more."}, {"start": 17509.2, "end": 17537.12, "text": " I'm starting to move it."}, {"start": 17537.12, "end": 17558.82, "text": " Okay. The bleeds are gone. Uh, oh! Okay!"}, {"start": 17558.82, "end": 17564.14, "text": " I'm gonna go to Death's Door now. Oh, unless I hit him with that, nice. I need the fattest"}, {"start": 17564.14, "end": 17566.14, "text": " I've ever seen."}, {"start": 17566.14, "end": 17568.14, "text": " I'm gonna mark myself."}, {"start": 17568.14, "end": 17570.14, "text": " Fattest heal, this is the times are you?"}, {"start": 17572.14, "end": 17574.14, "text": " Eh, not quite my tempo."}, {"start": 17594.14, "end": 17597.7, "text": " All right, that's another campfire after this fight. Oh, there's no fight"}, {"start": 17602.98, "end": 17611.579999999998, "text": " Yeah, that's a campfire angle gathered close in tenuous firelight on easy companionship"}, {"start": 17621.62, "end": 17623.62, "text": " Big stress relief"}, {"start": 17624.14, "end": 17637.7, "text": " Hmm can I get ambushed here I don't know if you can I'm sure you can"}, {"start": 17642.579999999998, "end": 17644.579999999998, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 17646.14, "end": 17648.14, "text": " No you can't okay"}, {"start": 17654.14, "end": 17665.46, "text": " I'm gonna buff the fuck out of my leper and his damage."}, {"start": 17665.46, "end": 17668.7, "text": " Okay, I got really unlucky."}, {"start": 17668.7, "end": 17671.739999999998, "text": " I increased the stress on my occultist."}, {"start": 17671.739999999998, "end": 17676.94, "text": " That was a 25% chance to happen."}, {"start": 17676.94, "end": 17683.14, "text": " Well, my leper is doing big damage right now."}, {"start": 17683.14, "end": 17687.739999999998, "text": " Uh, see if this is a mini boss."}, {"start": 17687.739999999998, "end": 17689.46, "text": " I need to kill two more."}, {"start": 17689.46, "end": 17696.82, "text": " It's not where the fuck is it?"}, {"start": 17696.82, "end": 17706.739999999998, "text": " Oh my god, there's two of them!"}, {"start": 17706.74, "end": 17729.2, "text": " That's a loud?"}, {"start": 17729.2, "end": 17736.260000000002, "text": " Fuck it, stumb."}, {"start": 17736.260000000002, "end": 17738.260000000002, "text": " I should have killed the lower HP one honestly."}, {"start": 17740.18, "end": 17741.460000000003, "text": " Okay, mark myself."}, {"start": 17743.140000000003, "end": 17745.140000000003, "text": " I just- I gotta take the dam on the leper here."}, {"start": 17746.340000000004, "end": 17747.780000000002, "text": " Thank god that wasn't on SMG."}, {"start": 17757.140000000003, "end": 17758.9, "text": " Stun the backline, remove his turn."}, {"start": 17759.7, "end": 17760.2, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 17767.260000000002, "end": 17769.260000000002, "text": " Perfect"}, {"start": 17772.7, "end": 17781.18, "text": " 32 non-crit I take those oh my god. Oh my god every turn could actually is BSMG's fucking death"}, {"start": 17784.18, "end": 17787.940000000002, "text": " No, oh no a singer shot, okay"}, {"start": 17791.940000000002, "end": 17794.820000000003, "text": " Six per five what?"}, {"start": 17796.260000000002, "end": 17805.500000000004, "text": " Okay, we're lunging 15 Oh, give me out of the front no"}, {"start": 17856.260000000002, "end": 17858.260000000002, "text": " This is his last turn"}, {"start": 17874.86, "end": 17876.86, "text": " Oh my fucking god, dude"}, {"start": 17878.54, "end": 17884.760000000002, "text": " All right, this is because he gave me a take one selfish grubby not ideal"}, {"start": 17886.260000000002, "end": 17888.260000000002, "text": " At any cost."}, {"start": 17894.980000000003, "end": 17896.980000000003, "text": " It's a white."}, {"start": 17916.260000000002, "end": 17925.58, "text": " like we gotta hit my lever more this is getting absurd no one's going on the"}, {"start": 17925.58, "end": 17950.940000000002, "text": " leper. Oh my god. 115 stress on grubby now."}, {"start": 17950.94, "end": 17966.059999999998, "text": " Well, now that I know my prog doesn't fucking save, do I even try to three-man this now?"}, {"start": 17966.059999999998, "end": 17969.059999999998, "text": " With no campfires?"}, {"start": 17969.06, "end": 17980.38, "text": " He's got to get it done."}, {"start": 17980.38, "end": 17994.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17994.38, "end": 17995.38, "text": " Resisted my stun."}, {"start": 17995.38, "end": 17997.38, "text": " And now he's getting guarded."}, {"start": 17997.38, "end": 17999.38, "text": " Oh, that's whatever."}, {"start": 18013.38, "end": 18015.38, "text": " Okay, let's just ZUG."}, {"start": 18018.38, "end": 18022.38, "text": " Now, injury and despondence. Set the stage for heroism."}, {"start": 18023.38, "end": 18025.38, "text": " For cowardice."}, {"start": 18027.38, "end": 18044.66, "text": " Resist."}, {"start": 18044.66, "end": 18050.3, "text": " Remove this guy."}, {"start": 18050.3, "end": 18055.7, "text": " Annoying fucking healer in the back."}, {"start": 18055.7, "end": 18063.280000000002, "text": " Healer on my team just cannot roll over 10 half like ever now"}, {"start": 18063.28, "end": 18065.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18083.199999999997, "end": 18085.199999999997, "text": " There's a heel, okay"}, {"start": 18093.28, "end": 18110.64, "text": " I don't know why we went there, but sure."}, {"start": 18110.64, "end": 18119.12, "text": " Okay, take a little heal there."}, {"start": 18119.12, "end": 18121.36, "text": " This is his last turn."}, {"start": 18121.36, "end": 18122.36, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 18122.36, "end": 18126.16, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 18126.16, "end": 18138.600000000002, "text": " Actually don't want to do anything here, heal, recover a bit."}, {"start": 18138.600000000002, "end": 18139.600000000002, "text": " Lovely."}, {"start": 18139.600000000002, "end": 18140.600000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18140.600000000002, "end": 18143.52, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18161.52, "end": 18165.88, "text": " I have a feeling this map is going to be symmetrical and he's going to be like here."}, {"start": 18165.88, "end": 18169.800000000003, "text": " Well they got a couple hallways I think I have to get through."}, {"start": 18169.8, "end": 18176.399999999998, "text": " Okay, let's stun this guy, and then I can double-stun these on plate, Doctor."}, {"start": 18176.399999999998, "end": 18185.0, "text": " Hope no one gets to go."}, {"start": 18185.0, "end": 18187.239999999998, "text": " Rip."}, {"start": 18187.24, "end": 18209.36, "text": " I like those numbers okay"}, {"start": 18209.36, "end": 18210.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18223.36, "end": 18225.36, "text": " Stupid fucking retard."}, {"start": 18229.36, "end": 18231.36, "text": " Okay, he dies."}, {"start": 18239.36, "end": 18241.36, "text": " He dies."}, {"start": 18242.36, "end": 18244.36, "text": " It's too left."}, {"start": 18252.36, "end": 18254.36, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 18269.36, "end": 18275.04, "text": " I'm gonna have a heart attack on Grubby."}, {"start": 18275.04, "end": 18278.920000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18278.920000000002, "end": 18287.12, "text": " Big courageous, I needed that."}, {"start": 18287.12, "end": 18315.68, "text": " Okay, I need to heal and recover a tiny bit here if I can."}, {"start": 18315.68, "end": 18322.68, "text": " Sure, I'll take it."}, {"start": 18322.68, "end": 18337.68, "text": " Okay, top there."}, {"start": 18337.68, "end": 18357.56, "text": " Okay, top there, lead of course, top here, stressing my own fucking team."}, {"start": 18357.56, "end": 18363.16, "text": " Okay, it's his last turn."}, {"start": 18363.16, "end": 18365.16, "text": " Ugh, okay."}, {"start": 18365.66, "end": 18367.66, "text": " Need to heal myself and that's it."}, {"start": 18369.66, "end": 18371.66, "text": " I'll take that."}, {"start": 18372.16, "end": 18374.16, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 18374.16, "end": 18376.16, "text": " More healing."}, {"start": 18376.16, "end": 18378.16, "text": " And then leper healing. Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 18393.16, "end": 18403.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18403.16, "end": 18419.16, "text": " Big stun."}, {"start": 18419.16, "end": 18421.16, "text": " That's not what I want."}, {"start": 18421.16, "end": 18426.579999999998, "text": " Okay grubby's gonna have a heart attack 181 stress. It's fucking over. I can't two-man this"}, {"start": 18451.16, "end": 18462.16, "text": " It's good. Anyone but grubby."}, {"start": 18462.16, "end": 18478.16, "text": " Maybe I should have just killed it. I should have."}, {"start": 18478.16, "end": 18480.16, "text": " Oh my god, Jesus."}, {"start": 18490.16, "end": 18492.16, "text": " Thank Jesus."}, {"start": 18508.16, "end": 18526.6, "text": " It's very symmetrical."}, {"start": 18526.6, "end": 18529.36, "text": " No fights in this hallway, please."}, {"start": 18529.36, "end": 18530.36, "text": " No fights."}, {"start": 18530.36, "end": 18532.84, "text": " Easy, easy, easy."}, {"start": 18532.84, "end": 18534.84, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18534.84, "end": 18536.84, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 18538.84, "end": 18539.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18552.84, "end": 18555.84, "text": " Yes! I needed that. I needed that so bad removed."}, {"start": 18559.84, "end": 18563.84, "text": " Okay, we don't like standing here. I'm moving him back. I can't be taking the Meleis."}, {"start": 18563.84, "end": 18565.84, "text": " There it is"}, {"start": 18570.04, "end": 18575.6, "text": " Fuck please just be damaged. Please just be damaged. It's a lot of damage"}, {"start": 18579.04, "end": 18581.04, "text": " Fuck man"}, {"start": 18581.8, "end": 18585.52, "text": " Heal him take a high roll there and it bled"}, {"start": 18588.6, "end": 18590.6, "text": " Passes turn you fucking monkey"}, {"start": 18593.84, "end": 18613.44, "text": " Another high roll needed"}, {"start": 18613.44, "end": 18639.3, "text": " It's just a fucking freak."}, {"start": 18639.3, "end": 18643.12, "text": " Don't pass your turn, you fucking idiot, man!"}, {"start": 18643.12, "end": 18646.12, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 18651.12, "end": 18657.12, "text": " Nice. Take those. I need damage. I just have to damage. Perfect."}, {"start": 18657.12, "end": 18675.12, "text": " Okay, he dies to Blight. One guy left. Please don't finger the back. Nice."}, {"start": 18675.12, "end": 18681.12, "text": " Alright, I can do some recovery if my teammates aren't fucking brain dead."}, {"start": 18681.12, "end": 18685.379999999997, "text": " Big stress relief again."}, {"start": 18685.379999999997, "end": 18687.34, "text": " Massive heal."}, {"start": 18687.34, "end": 18692.3, "text": " Sorry, he's on fire right now."}, {"start": 18692.3, "end": 18695.3, "text": " Cleanse that bleed."}, {"start": 18695.3, "end": 18700.5, "text": " This is fine."}, {"start": 18700.5, "end": 18705.02, "text": " Lepper needs to heal now."}, {"start": 18705.02, "end": 18710.7, "text": " Okay, well, you know what's gonna happen eventually?"}, {"start": 18711.100000000002, "end": 18713.780000000002, "text": " Don't packed you worthless sack of shit"}, {"start": 18718.56, "end": 18720.56, "text": " One HP"}, {"start": 18721.760000000002, "end": 18723.760000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18730.420000000002, "end": 18732.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 18740.7, "end": 18762.38, "text": " This is honestly going to come down to whether or not my leopard gets virtue when, when,"}, {"start": 18762.38, "end": 18765.58, "text": " when, uh, when Asa Dente reaches the Hunter's Tress."}, {"start": 18765.58, "end": 18766.58, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 18766.58, "end": 18772.5, "text": " symmetrical I mean this looks like this is where it's gonna be right there was"}, {"start": 18772.5, "end": 18779.9, "text": " one here there was one up there there will be one down here surely"}, {"start": 18779.9, "end": 18789.420000000002, "text": " The match is struck."}, {"start": 18789.420000000002, "end": 18790.420000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 18790.420000000002, "end": 18791.420000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18791.420000000002, "end": 18792.420000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18792.420000000002, "end": 18796.780000000002, "text": " No, no, no, whatever th-"}, {"start": 18796.780000000002, "end": 18800.02, "text": " Okay, big resist."}, {"start": 18800.02, "end": 18802.460000000003, "text": " Stun this big fuck instantly."}, {"start": 18802.460000000003, "end": 18803.460000000003, "text": " Big land."}, {"start": 18803.460000000003, "end": 18808.58, "text": " I don't know what Banish does."}, {"start": 18808.58, "end": 18809.58, "text": " Resist."}, {"start": 18809.58, "end": 18822.780000000002, "text": " Doublest on the back? Yes? I need numbers now. Massive fucking numbers. I'll take that."}, {"start": 18825.300000000003, "end": 18828.86, "text": " Yes, hit my lever."}, {"start": 18830.9, "end": 18835.9, "text": " Fuck it, stun him again. Unforged."}, {"start": 18835.9, "end": 18841.260000000002, "text": " Numbers keep swinging chop"}, {"start": 18843.420000000002, "end": 18845.420000000002, "text": " Revelation dodged it"}, {"start": 18850.58, "end": 18852.800000000003, "text": " Honestly, I'm gonna blight this just get rid of this front fuck"}, {"start": 18856.58, "end": 18861.260000000002, "text": " Oh no, I don't know if that does stunned okay"}, {"start": 18861.260000000002, "end": 18872.02, "text": " Hey Louie, hey baby."}, {"start": 18872.02, "end": 18874.820000000003, "text": " Fuck it, dammit, oh the crit!"}, {"start": 18874.820000000003, "end": 18876.460000000003, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18876.460000000003, "end": 18878.460000000003, "text": " This is so doable."}, {"start": 18878.460000000003, "end": 18880.940000000002, "text": " Ah, that crit."}, {"start": 18880.940000000002, "end": 18884.38, "text": " Oh god, no!"}, {"start": 18884.38, "end": 18886.38, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 18886.38, "end": 18888.38, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 18888.38, "end": 18890.38, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 18890.38, "end": 18892.38, "text": " Wait, move me back!"}, {"start": 18892.38, "end": 18893.38, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 18893.38, "end": 18895.38, "text": " Leopard can't do anything in the back. This is good."}, {"start": 18895.38, "end": 18897.38, "text": " I'm okay with being here."}, {"start": 18897.38, "end": 18899.38, "text": " Watch the stress, 193."}, {"start": 18899.38, "end": 18900.38, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 18903.38, "end": 18905.38, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 18905.38, "end": 18906.38, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 18907.38, "end": 18909.38, "text": " 200 stress!"}, {"start": 18909.38, "end": 18910.38, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 18910.38, "end": 18912.38, "text": " He's at that store!"}, {"start": 18912.38, "end": 18913.38, "text": " He lived!"}, {"start": 18918.38, "end": 18925.38, "text": " Oh my god, I'm in shambles!"}, {"start": 18930.780000000002, "end": 18933.82, "text": " Stab it! He gets to remove fuck healing."}, {"start": 18933.82, "end": 18936.420000000002, "text": " Two little freaks now!"}, {"start": 18936.420000000002, "end": 18942.420000000002, "text": " Chop! I should single target."}, {"start": 18942.780000000002, "end": 18945.460000000003, "text": " Dodge!"}, {"start": 18945.46, "end": 18945.96, "text": " Zug?"}, {"start": 18953.62, "end": 18955.379999999997, "text": " Fuck the heels! Remove!"}, {"start": 18959.579999999998, "end": 18960.379999999997, "text": " NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 18960.78, "end": 18961.52, "text": " OOOH!"}, {"start": 18965.16, "end": 18965.66, "text": " WAAA!"}, {"start": 18967.98, "end": 18968.48, "text": " Zug?"}, {"start": 18968.7, "end": 18969.2, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 18969.2, "end": 18979.64, "text": " I think I clear it it's a matter of how many people die in the process."}, {"start": 18979.64, "end": 18982.36, "text": " Fucking cocks!"}, {"start": 18982.36, "end": 18983.36, "text": " This is last attack."}, {"start": 18983.36, "end": 18989.36, "text": " Don't kill it."}, {"start": 18989.36, "end": 18990.36, "text": " I didn't do that."}, {"start": 18990.36, "end": 18991.86, "text": " But I'll take it."}, {"start": 18991.86, "end": 18992.86, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 18992.86, "end": 18993.86, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 18993.86, "end": 18995.86, "text": " Confluence of skill and purpose"}, {"start": 19001.9, "end": 19003.9, "text": " Success"}, {"start": 19007.9, "end": 19009.9, "text": " Holy fucking Christ get me out"}, {"start": 19023.86, "end": 19041.260000000002, "text": " It's done you a matter Jesus are quelled for a time okay there can be no celebration your"}, {"start": 19041.260000000002, "end": 19050.82, "text": " progress is measured only in progressive realization and dawning horror you are in the shadow of"}, {"start": 19050.82, "end": 19067.34, "text": " the end. Activate one Locust Beacon. Belly of the Beast. In honor of my death. What is"}, {"start": 19067.34, "end": 19079.18, "text": " this SMG? Shut up. Alright. Well, they will never be going back to the darkest dungeon."}, {"start": 19079.18, "end": 19104.9, "text": " This is a four campfire situation, is it actually?"}, {"start": 19104.9, "end": 19108.1, "text": " Oh my god, you're right, campfire x4."}, {"start": 19108.100000000002, "end": 19110.100000000002, "text": " Okay. Okay, hang on."}, {"start": 19112.820000000003, "end": 19118.180000000004, "text": " I'll be honest, I think this is harder than whatever. I don't know. I've never seen the boss, but I honestly feel like"}, {"start": 19118.980000000003, "end": 19125.140000000003, "text": " this is harder. This bullshit. These long ass runs versus these fuckers is more difficult."}, {"start": 19126.260000000002, "end": 19130.180000000004, "text": " We're bringing in Thomas, and Thomas is gonna play a melee jester."}, {"start": 19134.02, "end": 19136.02, "text": " Where I just tank."}, {"start": 19136.02, "end": 19138.02, "text": " um"}, {"start": 19142.94, "end": 19145.260000000002, "text": " Who do I want to send with the gesture so"}, {"start": 19147.22, "end": 19149.22, "text": " How do I play a shit again I play"}, {"start": 19150.9, "end": 19152.9, "text": " Solo forward three"}, {"start": 19154.58, "end": 19156.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19161.260000000002, "end": 19163.260000000002, "text": " I think I bring in Russell for this"}, {"start": 19166.02, "end": 19186.48, "text": " fear of eldritch oh fuck wait that completely destroys me okay looks like"}, {"start": 19186.48, "end": 19190.36, "text": " I'm not bringing this person at this point I understand how important eldritch"}, {"start": 19190.36, "end": 19194.24, "text": " So, we're gonna remove that."}, {"start": 19200.24, "end": 19202.24, "text": " So, we're not bringing this guy."}, {"start": 19209.24, "end": 19211.24, "text": " We'll bring in Bogus here."}, {"start": 19213.24, "end": 19216.24, "text": " Actually, do I want to bring in Bogus? I feel like..."}, {"start": 19216.24, "end": 19227.68, "text": " Oof, I might lack damage and shit."}, {"start": 19227.68, "end": 19242.72, "text": " I think we bring an XQC for this, oh but stress relief is the next thing."}, {"start": 19242.72, "end": 19243.72, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 19243.72, "end": 19247.72, "text": " Okay, now we bring in Hisan for stress relief for sure."}, {"start": 19253.72, "end": 19256.72, "text": " I gotta use a hound mask here, then I have no healing, do I?"}, {"start": 19262.72, "end": 19263.72, "text": " Sigh..."}, {"start": 19273.72, "end": 19280.800000000003, "text": " I don't think I'd bring in bogus."}, {"start": 19280.800000000003, "end": 19289.960000000003, "text": " I think I'd bring in jazzy to help with some healing maybe."}, {"start": 19289.960000000003, "end": 19298.16, "text": " Suppressing fire, backline dam, fuck do I have, wait do I have a, I could bring in"}, {"start": 19298.16, "end": 19312.8, "text": " E-Rob. This could work. He's not level six though, that's the frustrating thing."}, {"start": 19328.16, "end": 19330.64, "text": " I could bring in Vicky, drop the Houndmaster"}, {"start": 19332.4, "end": 19334.4, "text": " Or drop the Arbalist"}, {"start": 19335.28, "end": 19339.28, "text": " And then put someone else in the melee like Vulps. I mean that's an extremely good comp"}, {"start": 19343.04, "end": 19347.68, "text": " Fuck it. Let's do that. I need more Vestals. I think I'm gonna have to go back and level"}, {"start": 19349.68, "end": 19351.68, "text": " This is a good team"}, {"start": 19354.24, "end": 19356.96, "text": " And then I don't have a healer for the last boss. Exactly, I'd have to level"}, {"start": 19358.16, "end": 19361.6, "text": " I'd have to do two normal ass fucking dungeons"}, {"start": 19362.76, "end": 19366.4, "text": " And power level one which I can do that I"}, {"start": 19367.16, "end": 19370.36, "text": " Do have a thing that increases resolve XP by like 50%"}, {"start": 19371.4, "end": 19373.4, "text": " So I could just power level"}, {"start": 19374.48, "end": 19376.48, "text": " Have a level three Vestal"}, {"start": 19376.96, "end": 19378.96, "text": " Somewhere in here"}, {"start": 19379.72, "end": 19381.72, "text": " Yeah, all right"}, {"start": 19383.8, "end": 19387.28, "text": " Cross a power level Kofi I do like having a fucking crusader"}, {"start": 19388.16, "end": 19395.16, "text": " Either way, alright."}, {"start": 19405.16, "end": 19408.16, "text": " Oh my god, do I have to wear these towelsmen still?"}, {"start": 19408.16, "end": 19415.16, "text": " Just tell me yes. Do I still have to wear these towelsmen's for this one or no?"}, {"start": 19415.16, "end": 19418.6, "text": " No? Okay, so it's just that other bullshit."}, {"start": 19426.6, "end": 19427.96, "text": " Get the hell out of here."}, {"start": 19434.68, "end": 19439.32, "text": " 25% damage versus Eldritch, minus 20% max HP."}, {"start": 19440.84, "end": 19444.52, "text": " I'm 30% bleed resist. Honestly, I'm kind of into that."}, {"start": 19445.16, "end": 19456.079999999998, "text": " that's not bad but that max HP is not ideal"}, {"start": 19457.72, "end": 19462.68, "text": " and then there's just crit and damage with melee skills just blast motherfuckers"}, {"start": 19462.68, "end": 19467.84, "text": " shield breaker I've got a special item I wear"}, {"start": 19475.16, "end": 19503.34, "text": " Okay, and that's it."}, {"start": 19503.34, "end": 19504.34, "text": " one more trinket."}, {"start": 19504.34, "end": 19508.18, "text": " And I can see Pratt Resolve XPC."}, {"start": 19508.18, "end": 19513.5, "text": " Here's the power leveling thing so I could power level some fucks."}, {"start": 19513.5, "end": 19514.5, "text": " What's the speed here?"}, {"start": 19514.5, "end": 19518.62, "text": " Speed is 8, speed is 9."}, {"start": 19518.62, "end": 19523.06, "text": " Volts has hot to trot so I'm really strong on the first round."}, {"start": 19523.06, "end": 19524.06, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 19524.06, "end": 19527.62, "text": " There's going to be a lot of fights in this so I'm going to get a lot of value"}, {"start": 19527.62, "end": 19529.02, "text": " out of this hot to trot."}, {"start": 19529.02, "end": 19536.02, "text": " blasting fuckers"}, {"start": 19543.58, "end": 19548.260000000002, "text": " bucket twenty five percent damage I'm just gonna blast on vaults"}, {"start": 19548.260000000002, "end": 19549.86, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 19549.86, "end": 19554.0, "text": " now my stress healing is bad I do have a houndmaster but this isn't that"}, {"start": 19554.0, "end": 19555.56, "text": " fucking good"}, {"start": 19555.56, "end": 19558.260000000002, "text": " uh... it's AOE stress relief"}, {"start": 19558.260000000002, "end": 19562.38, "text": " pretty wasteful most of the time. We should try to leave the raptorist cultists for last"}, {"start": 19562.38, "end": 19566.840000000004, "text": " since they only have guardian healing skills. Yeah, I'm aware. I just didn't have a build"}, {"start": 19566.840000000004, "end": 19575.18, "text": " that can actually do shit. Like they were constantly guarding and I couldn't stun them,"}, {"start": 19575.18, "end": 19588.18, "text": " it sucked. Uh, what spells do I want to bring here? Honestly, this isn't bad."}, {"start": 19588.18, "end": 19597.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 19597.18, "end": 19606.18, "text": " Jesus fucking Christ."}, {"start": 19606.18, "end": 19609.18, "text": " Okay, one full sack of blood."}, {"start": 19609.18, "end": 19611.18, "text": " I will need that."}, {"start": 19611.18, "end": 19613.18, "text": " Double bandage."}, {"start": 19613.18, "end": 19616.18, "text": " Don't need- Do I need shovels?"}, {"start": 19616.18, "end": 19618.18, "text": " Or is this like the other maps?"}, {"start": 19619.14, "end": 19621.38, "text": " Check camping skills? Yeah, true actually."}, {"start": 19634.34, "end": 19636.98, "text": " Ability slash armor maxed out. I'm pretty sure I'm..."}, {"start": 19637.54, "end": 19641.86, "text": " You don't need to prevent ambush. Just anti-venom. Lots of food and bannies and torches."}, {"start": 19641.86, "end": 19644.420000000002, "text": " Okay, so I don't need that other bullshit. All right, let's back out."}, {"start": 19644.420000000002, "end": 19647.420000000002, "text": " Let me check my camping skills on these people."}, {"start": 19653.420000000002, "end": 19654.420000000002, "text": " We'll take that."}, {"start": 19656.420000000002, "end": 19658.420000000002, "text": " Armor piercing plus 15% sure."}, {"start": 19670.420000000002, "end": 19673.420000000002, "text": " And I mostly have everything I actually care about."}, {"start": 19674.420000000002, "end": 19683.54, "text": " therapy dog and like just crit and damage in position one and things like"}, {"start": 19683.54, "end": 19686.660000000003, "text": " that is really it"}, {"start": 19689.820000000003, "end": 19692.54, "text": " maybe that"}, {"start": 19695.58, "end": 19699.100000000002, "text": " revel seems good too"}, {"start": 19704.420000000002, "end": 19727.600000000002, "text": " If religious, I don't think anyone in this entire comps religious so that's just gonna"}, {"start": 19727.600000000002, "end": 19745.120000000003, "text": " be bad. Alright. This is also kind of crazy, a fucking melee yop or whatever. Should I take"}, {"start": 19745.12, "end": 19763.2, "text": " that over maybe I drop this bleed and I just go yop all right take yop over the"}, {"start": 19763.2, "end": 19771.879999999997, "text": " first ability over wicked hack I don't know the reason why I do want to bleed"}, {"start": 19771.88, "end": 19778.600000000002, "text": " is the just I do increase damage versus bleeding on my highwayman or on my"}, {"start": 19778.600000000002, "end": 19785.64, "text": " houndmaster but it's like I bleed myself on the houndmaster"}, {"start": 19801.88, "end": 19805.780000000002, "text": " Oh, fuck any torches a lot of torches"}, {"start": 19814.84, "end": 19816.84, "text": " I might need more oh"}, {"start": 19820.54, "end": 19827.16, "text": " Shit I need a lot of food to what's eight times four yeah"}, {"start": 19831.88, "end": 19850.920000000002, "text": " She's at 24.36. Oh my god. I need the cure ill. Oh you mean just take the cure instead"}, {"start": 19850.920000000002, "end": 19852.920000000002, "text": " But it's like"}, {"start": 19854.940000000002, "end": 19857.940000000002, "text": " It's the dog food, I don't know if I actually can"}, {"start": 19864.120000000003, "end": 19866.2, "text": " Can I can I cure them right here?"}, {"start": 19866.2, "end": 19890.24, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 19890.24, "end": 19894.280000000002, "text": " Camping also gives full torch, it does, but it's just rough out here."}, {"start": 19894.28, "end": 19918.36, "text": " Wait, this is the wrong map."}, {"start": 19918.36, "end": 19923.039999999997, "text": " This might be the best."}, {"start": 19923.04, "end": 19926.04, "text": " I can do... maybe I drop the holy water"}, {"start": 19926.04, "end": 19930.280000000002, "text": " I feel like I dropped the holy water"}, {"start": 19930.280000000002, "end": 19934.600000000002, "text": " take more food I guess"}, {"start": 19934.600000000002, "end": 19938.600000000002, "text": " why blood?"}, {"start": 19938.600000000002, "end": 19943.36, "text": " okay I mean I can just do this"}, {"start": 19943.36, "end": 19947.04, "text": " but like the damage buff is kind of fucking nice is it not?"}, {"start": 19947.04, "end": 19951.82, "text": " like I still lose one inventory"}, {"start": 19951.82, "end": 19956.34, "text": " regardless"}, {"start": 19956.34, "end": 19959.54, "text": " so that's why six blood i feel like is better"}, {"start": 19959.54, "end": 19962.36, "text": " actually no you might be right i don't know how long i'll be in there and"}, {"start": 19962.36, "end": 19964.96, "text": " imagine i run out of blood"}, {"start": 19964.96, "end": 19971.96, "text": " you're right i'll do the cure instead"}, {"start": 19976.6, "end": 19978.32, "text": " okay fuck it"}, {"start": 19978.32, "end": 19985.84, "text": " scales of the interminable stone holds about an anti-chamber. The creature is vast beyond"}, {"start": 19985.84, "end": 19993.92, "text": " measure and must be battled from within. Step over the threshold and let the terrible truth"}, {"start": 19993.92, "end": 19996.32, "text": " worm its way into your mind."}, {"start": 20000.56, "end": 20007.44, "text": " The gateless gates. A mountaining aperture to realms beyond human understanding."}, {"start": 20008.32, "end": 20012.96, "text": " I'm gonna go pee."}, {"start": 20012.96, "end": 20014.16, "text": " Ugh, look at the back."}, {"start": 20014.16, "end": 20015.16, "text": " This is disgusting."}, {"start": 20015.16, "end": 20016.16, "text": " Actually, I'm gonna go to the bathroom."}, {"start": 20016.16, "end": 20035.16, "text": " This is gonna be like five minutes up here back."}, {"start": 20065.16, "end": 20086.16, "text": " Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse."}, {"start": 20116.16, "end": 20127.04, "text": " Beech, mouse, beech, beech, mouse."}, {"start": 20217.04, "end": 20247.04, "text": " Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch"}, {"start": 20307.04, "end": 20312.04, "text": " That's not even authentic, who the fuck even is this?"}, {"start": 20312.04, "end": 20315.04, "text": " Skip. Jesus Christ, thanks for the money."}, {"start": 20315.04, "end": 20317.04, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 20317.04, "end": 20321.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20321.04, "end": 20324.04, "text": " Phew!"}, {"start": 20324.04, "end": 20329.04, "text": " BlizzCon was announced, or schedule was announced yesterday, Hardcore will get an hour long segment."}, {"start": 20329.04, "end": 20335.04, "text": " If they announce a fresh server, do you think you'll play only things again? I still play Hardcore to this day."}, {"start": 20335.04, "end": 20338.04, "text": " know. I don't know. I don't..."}, {"start": 20344.04, "end": 20350.04, "text": " Like if there was like a hardcore server and they announced Classic Plus, would I do hardcore right away? I don't know if I would."}, {"start": 20353.04, "end": 20358.04, "text": " I don't know if I would. It's kind of weird. I mean..."}, {"start": 20358.04, "end": 20367.780000000002, "text": " Let me focus on my dungeon. I can talk about this another time, but that's a whole fucking..."}, {"start": 20367.780000000002, "end": 20382.9, "text": " That's a whole discussion."}, {"start": 20382.9, "end": 20384.38, "text": " Are you inside an anus?"}, {"start": 20384.38, "end": 20392.5, "text": " Oh, these are flesh hound. I assume they apply bleed and pull. Okay resisted the move. We love that."}, {"start": 20394.86, "end": 20400.74, "text": " Huh, 29 dodge. This is kind of an AoE build."}, {"start": 20400.74, "end": 20416.02, "text": " Okay, big damn. Zero crits! I've got like 50% crit chance in the opener, so that sucks."}, {"start": 20416.02, "end": 20423.420000000002, "text": " Oh wait, that's actually huge. Now I get to break through. I'll take that. They're all dead."}, {"start": 20423.420000000002, "end": 20427.420000000002, "text": " What about this guy?"}, {"start": 20427.420000000002, "end": 20431.420000000002, "text": " Now they're all dead."}, {"start": 20431.420000000002, "end": 20435.420000000002, "text": " They get to go again? Hello?"}, {"start": 20435.420000000002, "end": 20439.420000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20439.420000000002, "end": 20443.420000000002, "text": " How does it feel having consistent heals again?"}, {"start": 20443.420000000002, "end": 20447.420000000002, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 20447.420000000002, "end": 20452.420000000002, "text": " How does it feel having consistent heals again?"}, {"start": 20452.420000000002, "end": 20461.420000000002, "text": " Honestly, I should have just leveled 10 Vestals, TBH."}, {"start": 20461.420000000002, "end": 20485.100000000002, "text": " I'm surprised there's not, like, more healers in this game that heal as well as a Vestal."}, {"start": 20485.100000000002, "end": 20489.100000000002, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 20495.100000000002, "end": 20498.100000000002, "text": " Okay, hold on. Let me think about this."}, {"start": 20502.100000000002, "end": 20506.100000000002, "text": " It gets two turns. There's also a backline freak."}, {"start": 20507.100000000002, "end": 20512.100000000002, "text": " I want to iron swan it, but I'm not able to yet. I can next turn."}, {"start": 20512.100000000002, "end": 20519.100000000002, "text": " I think I just fucking whack it."}, {"start": 20519.100000000002, "end": 20523.100000000002, "text": " Displace."}, {"start": 20523.100000000002, "end": 20527.100000000002, "text": " Oh god, okay."}, {"start": 20527.100000000002, "end": 20535.100000000002, "text": " Let's mark this guy."}, {"start": 20535.100000000002, "end": 20536.100000000002, "text": " I mean I could just stab it?"}, {"start": 20536.100000000002, "end": 20538.100000000002, "text": " Oh my god, you're kidding me."}, {"start": 20548.100000000002, "end": 20550.100000000002, "text": " Let's just zap it to remove them from the board."}, {"start": 20553.100000000002, "end": 20554.100000000002, "text": " Digestion."}, {"start": 20555.100000000002, "end": 20558.100000000002, "text": " Don't know what that was and I'm glad I dodged it, my god."}, {"start": 20566.100000000002, "end": 20567.100000000002, "text": " Summon."}, {"start": 20567.100000000002, "end": 20573.58, "text": " Is he going to keep summoning that?"}, {"start": 20573.58, "end": 20575.58, "text": " 22 HP, cringe."}, {"start": 20575.58, "end": 20578.58, "text": " A or E that."}, {"start": 20578.58, "end": 20581.58, "text": " He dies again."}, {"start": 20581.58, "end": 20591.58, "text": " I don't know what digestion is, but I don't like it."}, {"start": 20591.58, "end": 20609.34, "text": " uh it dies to bleed already so i think i just single target i don't even think i mark it"}, {"start": 20609.34, "end": 20610.68, "text": " It's gonna die in a second."}, {"start": 20614.62, "end": 20615.62, "text": " Summon, okay."}, {"start": 20630.22, "end": 20630.72, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 20636.22, "end": 20636.72, "text": " Zog."}, {"start": 20639.34, "end": 20643.76, "text": " Perhaps the turning point."}, {"start": 20643.76, "end": 20650.76, "text": " 39 Dodge."}, {"start": 20654.88, "end": 20661.88, "text": " Shouldn't have killed it, should have stunned and healed."}, {"start": 20661.88, "end": 20668.88, "text": " I've seen these guys, right?"}, {"start": 20668.88, "end": 20670.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20670.88, "end": 20675.88, "text": " Oh, Markz."}, {"start": 20675.88, "end": 20682.88, "text": " There's some damage."}, {"start": 20682.88, "end": 20687.88, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 20687.88, "end": 20690.88, "text": " 7 HP. I need to heal so bad."}, {"start": 20696.88, "end": 20697.88, "text": " Okay, he dies."}, {"start": 20700.88, "end": 20701.88, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20703.88, "end": 20704.88, "text": " Single heal."}, {"start": 20715.88, "end": 20716.88, "text": " Fucker."}, {"start": 20717.88, "end": 20723.04, "text": " Press disadvantage give them no quarter. Oh, no"}, {"start": 20724.48, "end": 20727.3, "text": " Okay, it's a single heal again. I think"}, {"start": 20729.100000000002, "end": 20731.100000000002, "text": " Can I get one crit blizzard"}, {"start": 20733.760000000002, "end": 20735.760000000002, "text": " Fuck it"}, {"start": 20741.16, "end": 20743.16, "text": " Be wary"}, {"start": 20743.36, "end": 20746.960000000003, "text": " Triumphant pride activate one locus beacon"}, {"start": 20747.88, "end": 20752.0, "text": " I just have to find the thing. I assume there's gonna be a boss fight."}, {"start": 20754.0, "end": 20760.3, "text": " I don't know where to go. I'm gonna just keep going right."}, {"start": 20761.98, "end": 20765.7, "text": " There's no way I'm just gonna find a place and then just it just turns on."}, {"start": 20769.58, "end": 20771.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20773.64, "end": 20776.02, "text": " Let's blight this freak and then I can iron swan."}, {"start": 20777.88, "end": 20781.56, "text": " That's not good"}, {"start": 20797.36, "end": 20799.36, "text": " Now"}, {"start": 20799.36, "end": 20804.36, "text": " Chisk. Chisk."}, {"start": 20804.36, "end": 20809.36, "text": " Numbers? Fuck, it's gonna be one HP."}, {"start": 20809.36, "end": 20814.36, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 20814.36, "end": 20819.36, "text": " Okay, so it has big damage and a blight."}, {"start": 20819.36, "end": 20824.36, "text": " Let's hit him here."}, {"start": 20824.36, "end": 20834.88, "text": " Do AoE. It should die now to bleed on its turn. I need to heal so bad. Don't attack my"}, {"start": 20834.88, "end": 20836.88, "text": " I am a master."}, {"start": 20846.4, "end": 20848.4, "text": " Eel. No crit."}, {"start": 20856.16, "end": 20858.66, "text": " Eight damage per round for three rounds."}, {"start": 20861.04, "end": 20863.04, "text": " And this free kills and gives them protection."}, {"start": 20864.88, "end": 20880.88, "text": " How do you how does that even dodge in what world?"}, {"start": 20880.88, "end": 20881.88, "text": " God."}, {"start": 20891.68, "end": 20892.88, "text": " Fucking crit one heal."}, {"start": 20897.88, "end": 20898.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20909.68, "end": 20910.68, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 20910.88, "end": 20922.100000000002, "text": " I really should chip its protection with a mark."}, {"start": 20922.100000000002, "end": 20931.600000000002, "text": " What's its sun resist 98 because A we heal."}, {"start": 20931.600000000002, "end": 20932.800000000003, "text": " It's ridiculous."}, {"start": 20943.300000000003, "end": 20945.4, "text": " Oh, that's gonna be Death's Dwarf. I don't- yeah, it's gone."}, {"start": 20945.4, "end": 20946.4, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 20954.000000000004, "end": 20955.600000000002, "text": " Fuck it, Mark. Remove that prod."}, {"start": 20956.000000000004, "end": 20957.4, "text": " And maybe I can kill him and the others."}, {"start": 20958.7, "end": 20959.2, "text": " CRIT!"}, {"start": 20959.800000000003, "end": 20961.000000000004, "text": " One critical, please."}, {"start": 20961.600000000002, "end": 20966.120000000003, "text": " Oh my god, it's tanking now, isn't it?"}, {"start": 20966.120000000003, "end": 20971.600000000002, "text": " I don't know, I had 5% chance to attack the run target and it did that."}, {"start": 20971.600000000002, "end": 20979.600000000002, "text": " Oh, fucking die, you ugly freak."}, {"start": 20979.600000000002, "end": 20984.600000000002, "text": " Jesus fuck!"}, {"start": 20984.600000000002, "end": 20988.06, "text": " Third vision. The end approaches."}, {"start": 20991.320000000003, "end": 20991.820000000003, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 20994.9, "end": 20996.340000000004, "text": " I'm running out of anti-venom here."}, {"start": 20997.260000000002, "end": 21000.620000000003, "text": " Monster's size has no intrinsic merit."}, {"start": 21001.38, "end": 21003.620000000003, "text": " Unless inordinate ex-sanguination."}, {"start": 21003.620000000003, "end": 21005.7, "text": " Resist to the bleed. Oh my god, no way!"}, {"start": 21008.780000000002, "end": 21010.420000000002, "text": " What the fuck is that?!"}, {"start": 21014.600000000002, "end": 21035.680000000004, "text": " Oh my god, I have to heal so much."}, {"start": 21035.680000000004, "end": 21040.640000000003, "text": " Dude, it actually teleported me to Africa."}, {"start": 21040.640000000003, "end": 21043.680000000004, "text": " Wait, it actually moved me."}, {"start": 21043.68, "end": 21045.68, "text": " I thought it was like an image!"}, {"start": 21052.8, "end": 21054.8, "text": " Bankfuckin' Jesus."}, {"start": 21060.760000000002, "end": 21062.760000000002, "text": " WHAT THE FUCK?!"}, {"start": 21070.2, "end": 21072.2, "text": " Campfire."}, {"start": 21072.2, "end": 21073.2, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 21073.68, "end": 21079.920000000002, "text": " The chance to steal oneself against the coming horrors."}, {"start": 21079.920000000002, "end": 21083.920000000002, "text": " Absolutely fucking ridiculous."}, {"start": 21083.920000000002, "end": 21088.46, "text": " All companions, minus stress, yes."}, {"start": 21088.46, "end": 21096.44, "text": " Minus 20 stress, yes."}, {"start": 21096.44, "end": 21098.72, "text": " Game crit."}, {"start": 21098.72, "end": 21100.22, "text": " Increased blight."}, {"start": 21100.22, "end": 21102.760000000002, "text": " Prot max HP."}, {"start": 21102.760000000002, "end": 21104.36, "text": " Scouting chance minus stress."}, {"start": 21109.36, "end": 21112.06, "text": " Can I remove mortality debuffs on anybody?"}, {"start": 21113.660000000003, "end": 21115.56, "text": " Gain accuracy and dodge."}, {"start": 21125.260000000002, "end": 21127.06, "text": " I don't think I can on these characters."}, {"start": 21132.760000000002, "end": 21144.52, "text": " I'm gonna give dodge and accuracy to my hound master."}, {"start": 21144.52, "end": 21146.960000000003, "text": " They really love position 3."}, {"start": 21146.960000000003, "end": 21150.640000000003, "text": " So minus 2 accuracy and..."}, {"start": 21150.640000000003, "end": 21152.2, "text": " What else does that do?"}, {"start": 21152.2, "end": 21153.600000000002, "text": " Plus 10% stress."}, {"start": 21153.600000000002, "end": 21154.600000000002, "text": " Fucking phenomenal."}, {"start": 21154.600000000002, "end": 21155.840000000004, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 21155.840000000004, "end": 21161.04, "text": " There's no way the boss isn't far right considering it teleported me all the way over here."}, {"start": 21161.04, "end": 21179.96, "text": " surely. I'm just gonna have to tank that blight. I've only got three anti-venom left. Big"}, {"start": 21179.96, "end": 21183.12, "text": " Damn massive AoE. Get fucked, suck it."}, {"start": 21190.8, "end": 21194.36, "text": " More AoE, more bleed. Excellent, you're all fucking dead."}, {"start": 21196.36, "end": 21197.96, "text": " Oh, that's a perfect heal. I'll take that."}, {"start": 21199.96, "end": 21203.04, "text": " Uh, fuck you both. Stun these guys."}, {"start": 21207.0, "end": 21209.239999999998, "text": " Remove your turn. Psychopath."}, {"start": 21209.96, "end": 21223.96, "text": " Okay, randomly attacking the rope. 5% by the way."}, {"start": 21223.96, "end": 21227.96, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 21227.96, "end": 21234.96, "text": " Okay, I'm about to take Leakloons."}, {"start": 21234.96, "end": 21238.96, "text": " Ah, that's a single target heal."}, {"start": 21243.96, "end": 21247.96, "text": " Stun them again, maybe? Get owned?"}, {"start": 21247.96, "end": 21273.96, "text": " Okay, they're all dead, it's a matter of recovering now."}, {"start": 21273.96, "end": 21302.44, "text": " I wish I upgraded Lickwuns, but I'm gonna take off Cryhavoc and take Lickwuns for now."}, {"start": 21302.44, "end": 21309.44, "text": " My positioning is awkward. I don't get to do it in Pale now."}, {"start": 21333.32, "end": 21336.68, "text": " Fuck it. Let's start blocking things. Surely this'll be worth."}, {"start": 21338.92, "end": 21341.719999999998, "text": " Uh, I don't want to break the- I'm gonna stun these freaks."}, {"start": 21343.079999999998, "end": 21344.12, "text": " Okay, stun one of them."}, {"start": 21345.0, "end": 21349.719999999998, "text": " Minus 20% damage. That's not good. That's okay. Lead."}, {"start": 21354.52, "end": 21360.52, "text": " Get blocked, pussy. Fuck you. What the fuck? I'm still stunned?"}, {"start": 21362.44, "end": 21387.079999999998, "text": " give the shit out of here"}, {"start": 21387.08, "end": 21390.08, "text": " Okay, uh, we're just Zugging this guy, aren't we?"}, {"start": 21396.08, "end": 21397.08, "text": " Ooooo!"}, {"start": 21401.480000000003, "end": 21402.08, "text": " Needed."}, {"start": 21405.88, "end": 21407.08, "text": " Okay, last turn."}, {"start": 21417.08, "end": 21438.08, "text": " Numbers. This is last turn. Okay. Alright. Solid. I'm chilling. Uh, whatever."}, {"start": 21438.08, "end": 21457.760000000002, "text": " I mean, is that... wait, 0-0-4 stress? That's it? Wow."}, {"start": 21457.760000000002, "end": 21482.760000000002, "text": " Okay. Okay. Stab it. Unfortunate, I can't do shit here now. I didn't mean to break through,"}, {"start": 21482.760000000002, "end": 21484.68, "text": " That was a misplay."}, {"start": 21484.68, "end": 21485.68, "text": " This input."}, {"start": 21485.68, "end": 21486.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21486.68, "end": 21490.68, "text": " Oh, fucking God."}, {"start": 21512.760000000002, "end": 21541.760000000002, "text": " Go face. Jesus fuck. Go face."}, {"start": 21541.760000000002, "end": 21543.760000000002, "text": " Absolutely crazy."}, {"start": 21547.160000000003, "end": 21550.760000000002, "text": " I'm so tired of this fucking shit. There we go."}, {"start": 21553.460000000003, "end": 21558.760000000002, "text": " Oh my god! Get off my Houndmaster! Plus ten dodge by the way!"}, {"start": 21565.160000000003, "end": 21567.160000000003, "text": " Hit him and blame him."}, {"start": 21568.760000000002, "end": 21569.760000000002, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 21571.760000000002, "end": 21583.960000000003, "text": " I'm struggling to keep this health up, this blight is fucking me, I wish I brought more"}, {"start": 21583.960000000003, "end": 21594.04, "text": " anti-venom, it's fine use your turn to do that, don't hit, okay, liquids, ooh, I needed"}, {"start": 21594.04, "end": 21597.04, "text": " that bad."}, {"start": 21597.04, "end": 21619.32, "text": " Keep smacking him."}, {"start": 21619.32, "end": 21626.24, "text": " Keep fucking smacking him."}, {"start": 21626.24, "end": 21627.280000000002, "text": " How many is it free?"}, {"start": 21636.68, "end": 21638.920000000002, "text": " Remove bleed, please?"}, {"start": 21638.920000000002, "end": 21639.960000000003, "text": " Of course he doesn't."}, {"start": 21639.960000000003, "end": 21640.800000000003, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 21644.120000000003, "end": 21644.960000000003, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 21645.920000000002, "end": 21646.760000000002, "text": " Don't heal it!"}, {"start": 21646.760000000002, "end": 21659.960000000003, "text": " That was horrible, what a misplay."}, {"start": 21659.960000000003, "end": 21669.760000000002, "text": " Swan!"}, {"start": 21669.760000000002, "end": 21675.960000000003, "text": " I don't know if I even want to kill this guy yet."}, {"start": 21675.96, "end": 21691.879999999997, "text": " That's just what I do, but I also don't crit the wrong person."}, {"start": 21691.88, "end": 21693.88, "text": " resist"}, {"start": 21713.72, "end": 21720.4, "text": " Kill it, okay 32 HP. Oh fuck. Oh god. Oh god"}, {"start": 21721.88, "end": 21731.88, "text": " Dodging. Oh, don't blight, don't blight, don't blight."}, {"start": 21731.88, "end": 21738.88, "text": " Okay. Maybe things can happen here. Numbers, blight."}, {"start": 21738.88, "end": 21743.88, "text": " Don't heal it."}, {"start": 21743.88, "end": 21744.38, "text": " SWAT!"}, {"start": 21751.960000000003, "end": 21752.460000000003, "text": " Mark it!"}, {"start": 21753.3, "end": 21755.88, "text": " We're taking away this prod. I gotta burst this freak."}, {"start": 21757.14, "end": 21757.64, "text": " Don't summon."}, {"start": 21759.72, "end": 21760.22, "text": " Big dodge."}, {"start": 21762.34, "end": 21763.3, "text": " Massive heals."}, {"start": 21769.14, "end": 21769.64, "text": " YES!"}, {"start": 21773.260000000002, "end": 21773.760000000002, "text": " Damage."}, {"start": 21773.88, "end": 21777.88, "text": " Heels."}, {"start": 21777.88, "end": 21781.88, "text": " Damage. No, no, don't play the game."}, {"start": 21781.88, "end": 21785.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21785.88, "end": 21789.88, "text": " Remove."}, {"start": 21803.88, "end": 21816.88, "text": " To the east? Yep. I'm just gonna zug to the right. It has to be south right."}, {"start": 21827.88, "end": 21828.88, "text": " No fight?"}, {"start": 21834.4, "end": 21836.4, "text": " I'm gonna go down"}, {"start": 21841.440000000002, "end": 21845.280000000002, "text": " I'm so over this fucking thing. I really am"}, {"start": 21854.32, "end": 21860.760000000002, "text": " Swap yes, I made it babe turn off the crit mod people are figuring it out"}, {"start": 21863.88, "end": 21873.88, "text": " Stun him."}, {"start": 21873.88, "end": 21877.88, "text": " This is a dog treat angle."}, {"start": 21877.88, "end": 21879.88, "text": " I shouldn't have dog treated you, I should have marked you first."}, {"start": 21879.88, "end": 21889.88, "text": " Oh, I'm so dumb and bad."}, {"start": 21889.88, "end": 21891.88, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 21894.38, "end": 21897.620000000003, "text": " Fuck I'm gonna grief my shit here actually that's fine"}, {"start": 21900.16, "end": 21903.72, "text": " Damn it, I'm not able to swan it now"}, {"start": 21904.920000000002, "end": 21906.920000000002, "text": " Doug"}, {"start": 21909.760000000002, "end": 21915.08, "text": " Go ahead and summon again you freak now I can swan this bastard"}, {"start": 21915.08, "end": 21918.08, "text": " ZUG."}, {"start": 21932.08, "end": 21934.08, "text": " Fuck, I can't swan it if I..."}, {"start": 21936.08, "end": 21938.08, "text": " Actually, no, I can do this, and then I..."}, {"start": 21938.08, "end": 21940.08, "text": " Okay, and then I can swan."}, {"start": 21940.08, "end": 21941.08, "text": " CRIT!"}, {"start": 21941.08, "end": 21943.08, "text": " Yeah, that works."}, {"start": 21945.08, "end": 21963.24, "text": " Bleed? Yes, it dies."}, {"start": 21963.24, "end": 21967.760000000002, "text": " Do not blight the eucycopath, please don't!"}, {"start": 21967.760000000002, "end": 21969.760000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 21997.760000000002, "end": 22001.36, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if I want to take Yop anymore, or YAP, whatever it is."}, {"start": 22001.36, "end": 22002.36, "text": " Because it's just..."}, {"start": 22002.36, "end": 22005.56, "text": " I don't want to waste the turn on a stun on these single fucks."}, {"start": 22006.660000000003, "end": 22009.36, "text": " We hit him, we blight him, we iron swan back."}, {"start": 22009.86, "end": 22011.160000000003, "text": " Oh my god, I heal."}, {"start": 22012.36, "end": 22013.760000000002, "text": " No crits, sad."}, {"start": 22015.960000000003, "end": 22016.760000000002, "text": " Swan!"}, {"start": 22027.760000000002, "end": 22033.760000000002, "text": " Excellent dodge, A or E."}, {"start": 22047.760000000002, "end": 22049.760000000002, "text": " Fuck it, son of a- this point."}, {"start": 22057.760000000002, "end": 22067.480000000003, "text": " Okay, he dies, and then this guy is stunned."}, {"start": 22067.480000000003, "end": 22069.86, "text": " He's dead in his next turn."}, {"start": 22069.86, "end": 22078.02, "text": " I heal here, minus eight, so I'm going to be at nine HP."}, {"start": 22078.02, "end": 22079.02, "text": " Single heal."}, {"start": 22079.02, "end": 22088.54, "text": " At this point, I can campfire again and I should."}, {"start": 22088.54, "end": 22094.94, "text": " This map cannot be that big."}, {"start": 22094.94, "end": 22100.100000000002, "text": " Okay, one more floor."}, {"start": 22100.100000000002, "end": 22101.7, "text": " Or one more hallway."}, {"start": 22101.7, "end": 22103.7, "text": " I'm gonna go east."}, {"start": 22103.7, "end": 22108.78, "text": " Yeah, I'm campfiring after this guaranteed."}, {"start": 22108.78, "end": 22113.18, "text": " place. Dodge? That's important, I think."}, {"start": 22114.62, "end": 22122.34, "text": " Didn't crit. This game hates me. No crit."}, {"start": 22122.34, "end": 22140.1, "text": " I'm going to mark this boss and try and get some damage on him."}, {"start": 22140.1, "end": 22146.66, "text": " Actually I shouldn't even be marking there's no point because I'm iron swanning the back"}, {"start": 22146.66, "end": 22150.66, "text": " And my shield breaker already has armor pierced. It's fucking pointless."}, {"start": 22152.86, "end": 22153.66, "text": " Okay, maybe not."}, {"start": 22156.06, "end": 22156.86, "text": " Smack it!"}, {"start": 22166.86, "end": 22168.06, "text": " That's a good heal."}, {"start": 22176.66, "end": 22183.66, "text": " Massive face-dam."}, {"start": 22183.66, "end": 22191.06, "text": " Okay, big resist."}, {"start": 22191.06, "end": 22193.66, "text": " AOE heal would go really hard here."}, {"start": 22193.66, "end": 22200.66, "text": " We're gonna do this, and then two iron swan, kills this, and then AOE heal."}, {"start": 22200.66, "end": 22204.66, "text": " Don't put it in too crazy."}, {"start": 22204.66, "end": 22205.46, "text": " Don't kill me."}, {"start": 22206.66, "end": 22207.46, "text": " Don't leave me."}, {"start": 22208.26, "end": 22209.16, "text": " Okay, swan."}, {"start": 22209.56, "end": 22211.16, "text": " A-ha!"}, {"start": 22216.16, "end": 22216.96, "text": " Okay, remove."}, {"start": 22231.46, "end": 22233.16, "text": " This is gonna be a fat can of fire."}, {"start": 22234.66, "end": 22239.66, "text": " Stun it. Fuck you."}, {"start": 22253.66, "end": 22256.66, "text": " I'm just gonna block. I feel like I'm gonna get hit again."}, {"start": 22256.66, "end": 22261.66, "text": " Block it. Or heal yourself. Fine."}, {"start": 22264.66, "end": 22278.54, "text": " I'm marked it I guess."}, {"start": 22278.54, "end": 22280.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 22308.54, "end": 22328.9, "text": " Okay, still marked. All this armor is gone, big crit there. Stop fucking healing you fat"}, {"start": 22328.9, "end": 22329.9, "text": " Ball sack!"}, {"start": 22336.9, "end": 22338.9, "text": " Oh, fucking God!"}, {"start": 22339.9, "end": 22341.9, "text": " I can't heal through it. I cannot heal through it."}, {"start": 22343.9, "end": 22345.9, "text": " Impale? Nice."}, {"start": 22345.9, "end": 22347.9, "text": " Okay, that kills the back."}, {"start": 22354.9, "end": 22356.9, "text": " I don't know if I should be healing here. Maybe?"}, {"start": 22356.9, "end": 22366.68, "text": " oh my god I should have I should have the anti-Venom thousand anti-Venom"}, {"start": 22366.68, "end": 22368.68, "text": " for sure."}, {"start": 22370.68, "end": 22372.68, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 22380.68, "end": 22382.68, "text": " 64 stress!"}, {"start": 22385.68, "end": 22387.68, "text": " Are we on Houndmaster here?"}, {"start": 22389.68, "end": 22391.68, "text": " Put the wrong target, whatever."}, {"start": 22396.68, "end": 22406.84, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 22406.84, "end": 22416.36, "text": " It's a five year fucking fight!"}, {"start": 22416.36, "end": 22435.84, "text": " Flight him please."}, {"start": 22435.84, "end": 22438.84, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 22438.84, "end": 22458.36, "text": " Oh my god, okay."}, {"start": 22458.36, "end": 22459.36, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 22459.36, "end": 22461.24, "text": " Okay, that's scored."}, {"start": 22461.24, "end": 22462.24, "text": " Might die."}, {"start": 22462.24, "end": 22463.24, "text": " This could be it."}, {"start": 22463.24, "end": 22464.24, "text": " I think we could die in the dot."}, {"start": 22464.24, "end": 22465.24, "text": " Here it comes."}, {"start": 22465.24, "end": 22485.52, "text": " He's one HP. He dies here. Okay. We're not gonna let that dot tick. Let's remove it."}, {"start": 22485.52, "end": 22488.12, "text": " Uh, I really want a campfire."}, {"start": 22495.0, "end": 22496.600000000002, "text": " I do really want a campfire."}, {"start": 22496.600000000002, "end": 22497.28, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 22497.84, "end": 22499.36, "text": " One, two food."}, {"start": 22504.920000000002, "end": 22505.8, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 22509.4, "end": 22509.920000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 22515.52, "end": 22518.08, "text": " Therapy dog. Yeah, okay"}, {"start": 22520.72, "end": 22522.72, "text": " Big stress removal"}, {"start": 22532.28, "end": 22534.28, "text": " I would heal 50% of my health"}, {"start": 22540.84, "end": 22543.600000000002, "text": " That was stupid I didn't do what I thought it did"}, {"start": 22545.52, "end": 22547.52, "text": " Let's gain crit."}, {"start": 22553.2, "end": 22555.2, "text": " My health is still curbed."}, {"start": 22562.64, "end": 22567.16, "text": " Okay, oh, okay, alright. I don't need to get off, get off, no!"}, {"start": 22567.16, "end": 22574.64, "text": " Oh, please attack someone else. Oh my god, stop critting."}, {"start": 22584.04, "end": 22592.24, "text": " Okay, some AoE. I'm going to wicked hack here into an impale."}, {"start": 22592.24, "end": 22600.68, "text": " Okay, a lot of damage removed. Can I... can Vicky go... oh thank god."}, {"start": 22600.68, "end": 22614.920000000002, "text": " Okay. That's fine. That's not ideal, actually."}, {"start": 22614.920000000002, "end": 22633.920000000002, "text": " That's extremely bad. My turn's gone. Let's move up. Two turns were gone actually. That"}, {"start": 22633.920000000002, "end": 22647.04, "text": " works. This guy gets one turn, I'll be honest. I think I want to let him have it and I want"}, {"start": 22647.04, "end": 22652.72, "text": " I'm gonna heal."}, {"start": 22652.72, "end": 22657.72, "text": " Maybe I'll block it, ideally."}, {"start": 22657.72, "end": 22672.72, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 22672.72, "end": 22679.72, "text": " Another single heal honestly."}, {"start": 22679.72, "end": 22686.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22686.72, "end": 22699.72, "text": " A manageable fight."}, {"start": 22699.72, "end": 22702.72, "text": " Zero crits with hot to trap, that's weird."}, {"start": 22712.72, "end": 22715.72, "text": " Fat AoE heal? Surely?"}, {"start": 22715.72, "end": 22718.72, "text": " Oh my god. It might be a single heal."}, {"start": 22721.72, "end": 22724.72, "text": " No, it's gotta be AoE, everyone's fucked here."}, {"start": 22726.72, "end": 22728.72, "text": " Stun? Maybe?"}, {"start": 22729.72, "end": 22731.72, "text": " Okay, remove one of them."}, {"start": 22739.0, "end": 22741.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22747.440000000002, "end": 22753.24, "text": " This is his last turn. Oh god. Yes! Single."}, {"start": 22759.72, "end": 22772.920000000002, "text": " I'd be okay with one best alternative, please."}, {"start": 22772.920000000002, "end": 22779.2, "text": " Nope, that's fine."}, {"start": 22779.2, "end": 22781.2, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 22781.2, "end": 22783.2, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 22783.2, "end": 22785.32, "text": " They can be beaten fuck"}, {"start": 22789.36, "end": 22793.0, "text": " How many torches do I have left 13?"}, {"start": 22797.600000000002, "end": 22801.280000000002, "text": " Oh here we go, okay, maybe down here"}, {"start": 22813.2, "end": 22820.2, "text": " That's extremely bad, that's 30 damage worth of light."}, {"start": 22843.2, "end": 22871.52, "text": " Okay, one guy left."}, {"start": 22871.52, "end": 22873.52, "text": " It's a stall angle for sure."}, {"start": 22873.52, "end": 22874.52, "text": " Stunned."}, {"start": 22874.52, "end": 22875.52, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 22875.52, "end": 22876.52, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 22876.52, "end": 22893.52, "text": " Let's put up a bleed, just trim them down a little bit, I guess."}, {"start": 22893.52, "end": 22906.08, "text": " Maybe block. Maybe I get lucky. Stun again. Maybe."}, {"start": 22906.08, "end": 22909.44, "text": " Doubt. Now."}, {"start": 22909.44, "end": 22916.84, "text": " Hey we heal now."}, {"start": 22916.84, "end": 22918.84, "text": " Okay, he just dies to bleed."}, {"start": 22923.84, "end": 22924.84, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 22926.84, "end": 22930.84, "text": " He's gonna lose 12 HP, he'll be down to 14 health."}, {"start": 22930.84, "end": 22932.84, "text": " And that's a dead end."}, {"start": 22933.84, "end": 22935.84, "text": " Fucking fuck, okay."}, {"start": 22937.84, "end": 22939.84, "text": " 15 HP."}, {"start": 22939.84, "end": 22951.48, "text": " Where the fuck is this boss?"}, {"start": 22951.48, "end": 22954.920000000002, "text": " I think this is a good fight for me."}, {"start": 22954.920000000002, "end": 22956.88, "text": " Target everyone except my low health fucker."}, {"start": 22956.88, "end": 22957.88, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22957.88, "end": 22958.88, "text": " Dodge it!"}, {"start": 22958.88, "end": 22959.88, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 22959.88, "end": 22963.68, "text": " Omega shit."}, {"start": 22963.68, "end": 22965.88, "text": " Omega shit."}, {"start": 22965.88, "end": 22969.8, "text": " Okay, we're blocking here."}, {"start": 22969.8, "end": 22972.8, "text": " Now is my whole fucking turn is gone, my burst."}, {"start": 22973.8, "end": 22975.8, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 22983.8, "end": 22986.8, "text": " Spread the damage, that's fine, I'm AoE healing."}, {"start": 22986.8, "end": 22988.8, "text": " Great, stun my DPS."}, {"start": 22999.8, "end": 23006.16, "text": " I'm fucked."}, {"start": 23006.16, "end": 23019.68, "text": " I'm actually so fucked!"}, {"start": 23019.68, "end": 23023.239999999998, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 23023.24, "end": 23042.54, "text": " I need big breakthrough numbers."}, {"start": 23042.54, "end": 23043.54, "text": " Big impale numbers."}, {"start": 23043.54, "end": 23045.54, "text": " Oh, thank fucking god."}, {"start": 23045.54, "end": 23046.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23046.54, "end": 23056.780000000002, "text": " This is the last attack I have to deal with."}, {"start": 23056.780000000002, "end": 23062.54, "text": " I don't want to actually press anything here."}, {"start": 23062.54, "end": 23082.760000000002, "text": " Let me play my Vestal!"}, {"start": 23082.760000000002, "end": 23084.38, "text": " How many torches do I have left?"}, {"start": 23084.38, "end": 23085.38, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 23085.38, "end": 23087.58, "text": " How many camps do I have left?"}, {"start": 23087.58, "end": 23088.58, "text": " Two?"}, {"start": 23088.58, "end": 23089.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23089.58, "end": 23098.460000000003, "text": " campfires here or not using torches so I can fill up my porch with a campfire"}, {"start": 23098.460000000003, "end": 23100.74, "text": " instead"}, {"start": 23103.38, "end": 23106.300000000003, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 23108.58, "end": 23111.420000000002, "text": " dog treat"}, {"start": 23119.58, "end": 23121.58, "text": " Fuck it, I'm gonna impale here."}, {"start": 23123.02, "end": 23126.600000000002, "text": " Okay, he's gonna take a lot of damage from the dots. We'll let him just soak that."}, {"start": 23127.100000000002, "end": 23129.5, "text": " And I'm gonna fuck this guy in the meantime, hopefully."}, {"start": 23136.22, "end": 23138.22, "text": " Excellent!"}, {"start": 23143.780000000002, "end": 23146.420000000002, "text": " Oh, he's gonna heal himself though, he's such a fucking bitch."}, {"start": 23149.58, "end": 23166.58, "text": " Okay, this is his last turn teleport no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 23226.58, "end": 23236.58, "text": " Scouting, alright."}, {"start": 23236.58, "end": 23250.58, "text": " I'm in the fucking top right."}, {"start": 23250.58, "end": 23253.660000000003, "text": " I thought I'm moving this way."}, {"start": 23253.660000000003, "end": 23259.02, "text": " Oh, I wasn't supposed to use that, fuck."}, {"start": 23259.02, "end": 23275.38, "text": " I'm just gonna check the top area."}, {"start": 23275.38, "end": 23289.18, "text": " Can this guy one-shot people?"}, {"start": 23289.18, "end": 23293.06, "text": " I don't have the revelations blocking thing."}, {"start": 23293.06, "end": 23296.100000000002, "text": " Okay, good."}, {"start": 23296.100000000002, "end": 23300.260000000002, "text": " 46 Dodge, by the way."}, {"start": 23300.260000000002, "end": 23307.260000000002, "text": " Oh, thank Jesus."}, {"start": 23307.260000000002, "end": 23323.260000000002, "text": " He's going to get one turn, but he's not."}, {"start": 23323.260000000002, "end": 23330.7, "text": " All right, uh, I'd like zero torch a"}, {"start": 23333.04, "end": 23336.7, "text": " Bit of an AIDS fight, but big numbers"}, {"start": 23339.74, "end": 23341.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23344.18, "end": 23346.18, "text": " Of course I get blinded here"}, {"start": 23353.260000000002, "end": 23363.38, "text": " stunned. I'm gonna hit this guy. Okay. Didn't think I'd kill him. Sure. Breakthrough angle?"}, {"start": 23363.38, "end": 23373.74, "text": " Nope. A-Wee Heel angle. Then Breakthrough angle. Okay. Still no break? Can I play?"}, {"start": 23373.74, "end": 23376.420000000002, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 23376.420000000002, "end": 23380.74, "text": " Can I play now?"}, {"start": 23380.74, "end": 23382.86, "text": " Can I break through?"}, {"start": 23382.86, "end": 23383.86, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 23383.86, "end": 23384.86, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 23384.86, "end": 23385.86, "text": " Can I play now?"}, {"start": 23385.86, "end": 23398.54, "text": " It doesn't even matter anymore."}, {"start": 23398.54, "end": 23399.54, "text": " Stuffing the torch."}, {"start": 23399.54, "end": 23400.54, "text": " Opening."}, {"start": 23400.54, "end": 23401.54, "text": " Money."}, {"start": 23401.54, "end": 23403.54, "text": " Money!"}, {"start": 23423.54, "end": 23425.54, "text": " Mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 23425.54, "end": 23435.22, "text": " I might just take the armor piercing just for these big fat fucks I have to deal with"}, {"start": 23435.22, "end": 23442.5, "text": " Ten accuracy and dodge."}, {"start": 23442.5, "end": 23445.940000000002, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 23445.94, "end": 23455.46, "text": " piercing on the whole team the match is struck a blazing star is born"}, {"start": 23455.46, "end": 23476.46, "text": " oh my god fuck me another one great all my positioning is fucked as well great"}, {"start": 23476.46, "end": 23480.62, "text": " I'm not break-throwing. I can't remove dodge either."}, {"start": 23483.899999999998, "end": 23490.14, "text": " I'm gonna mark this guy. Regardless, just for the damage increase. Blightless freak."}, {"start": 23494.7, "end": 23496.78, "text": " Oh god. Ow."}, {"start": 23506.46, "end": 23511.46, "text": " I'm going to block."}, {"start": 23521.46, "end": 23526.46, "text": " Block. Stinger Stab, okay."}, {"start": 23526.46, "end": 23529.46, "text": " Resist. Love that for me."}, {"start": 23529.46, "end": 23534.46, "text": " Massive numbers."}, {"start": 23536.46, "end": 23543.46, "text": " 10, just 12 damage per. Stunned him, maybe? Excellent."}, {"start": 23543.46, "end": 23551.46, "text": " I don't want to kill him, so I'm going to do an AoE dot."}, {"start": 23551.46, "end": 23561.46, "text": " Now you can die."}, {"start": 23561.46, "end": 23564.04, "text": " He's gonna be at like, 7 HP."}, {"start": 23564.04, "end": 23565.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23565.04, "end": 23568.14, "text": " So I'll top myself."}, {"start": 23568.14, "end": 23590.64, "text": " That's not what I needed to crit, but sure."}, {"start": 23590.64, "end": 23597.32, "text": " This is an actual fucking full clear."}, {"start": 23597.32, "end": 23599.52, "text": " It has to be south right."}, {"start": 23599.52, "end": 23601.92, "text": " I had to have been correct."}, {"start": 23601.92, "end": 23610.92, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 23640.920000000002, "end": 23664.920000000002, "text": " Okay, he dies. There's only one left then. That's gonna stun again. Okay."}, {"start": 23664.920000000002, "end": 23674.72, "text": " get off my screen"}, {"start": 23724.920000000002, "end": 23740.88, "text": " Oh my fucking god!"}, {"start": 23740.88, "end": 23747.600000000002, "text": " My entire health bar, by the way."}, {"start": 23747.600000000002, "end": 23749.760000000002, "text": " Don't hold it in, Jesus."}, {"start": 23749.760000000002, "end": 23750.760000000002, "text": " Okay, you know what?"}, {"start": 23750.760000000002, "end": 23752.68, "text": " I'll counter bullshit with other bullshit."}, {"start": 23752.68, "end": 23772.68, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 23772.68, "end": 23801.12, "text": " I don't want to kill it yet."}, {"start": 23801.12, "end": 23812.16, "text": " I'll block here. Target the front line. Unfortunate. I'll take that any day. Okay."}, {"start": 23812.16, "end": 23819.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23819.16, "end": 23832.16, "text": " Okay, I'm going to go up."}, {"start": 23862.16, "end": 23864.16, "text": " Shush!"}, {"start": 23864.16, "end": 23867.32, "text": " Shush, shush, shush, shush, sh-shh!"}, {"start": 23886.34, "end": 23887.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23892.16, "end": 23899.16, "text": " How many torches? Four? Dude, I'm running out. Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 23900.16, "end": 23905.16, "text": " Hey. Hey, we here. One crit, unfortunate."}, {"start": 23909.16, "end": 23911.16, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 23915.16, "end": 23917.16, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 23952.16, "end": 23954.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23974.74, "end": 23976.74, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 23976.74, "end": 23985.820000000003, "text": " Well, I'm just gonna do a full border patrol at this point."}, {"start": 23985.820000000003, "end": 23989.58, "text": " I don't give a shit- there's no way it's in the center."}, {"start": 23989.58, "end": 23991.9, "text": " It's gotta be at like a border or something."}, {"start": 23991.9, "end": 23993.34, "text": " So I'm gonna run along these hallways."}, {"start": 23993.34, "end": 23995.620000000003, "text": " It's probably south left."}, {"start": 23995.620000000003, "end": 23996.940000000002, "text": " There's no way it's there."}, {"start": 23996.940000000002, "end": 24002.940000000002, "text": " It's gotta be south left."}, {"start": 24002.94, "end": 24021.94, "text": " Well, it's going to be tough to campfire for buffs."}, {"start": 24021.94, "end": 24028.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24028.94, "end": 24038.42, "text": " Oh, nice!"}, {"start": 24038.42, "end": 24039.699999999997, "text": " My fucking damage stays."}, {"start": 24039.699999999997, "end": 24042.62, "text": " Oh, I love that."}, {"start": 24042.62, "end": 24045.02, "text": " This little freak is dead to a dot."}, {"start": 24045.02, "end": 24046.02, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 24046.02, "end": 24047.02, "text": " Stung this bastard."}, {"start": 24047.02, "end": 24050.02, "text": " I'm not landing it, no way."}, {"start": 24050.02, "end": 24063.7, "text": " To remove the protection so I can disperse the fuck out of it."}, {"start": 24063.7, "end": 24089.82, "text": " This is my burst opportunity. It's okay. I'm sure I'll get another burst moment in five fucking years."}, {"start": 24093.7, "end": 24123.22, "text": " Oh my god, please kill this fucking motherfucker."}, {"start": 24123.22, "end": 24143.02, "text": " No world today we healing her angle for sure any blighters nice"}, {"start": 24143.02, "end": 24145.02, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 24156.02, "end": 24160.02, "text": " 4 HP. 2 HP. Oh god."}, {"start": 24173.02, "end": 24183.02, "text": " Fuckin' goddammit."}, {"start": 24183.02, "end": 24197.02, "text": " Okay, can I stun this thing?"}, {"start": 24197.02, "end": 24203.22, "text": " Do I dare even attempt to stall this freak?"}, {"start": 24203.22, "end": 24204.78, "text": " Don't teleport me."}, {"start": 24204.78, "end": 24206.600000000002, "text": " Don't do it!"}, {"start": 24206.600000000002, "end": 24208.100000000002, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 24215.66, "end": 24219.3, "text": " Didn't even attempt to stall it, it just fucking happened!"}, {"start": 24219.3, "end": 24221.5, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 24221.5, "end": 24223.5, "text": " How many torches do I have left? Three?"}, {"start": 24227.02, "end": 24246.4, "text": " I only have enough food for one campfire now, well, I can do a cheaper check but look at"}, {"start": 24246.4, "end": 24253.04, "text": " my stress, I'm fucking decimated, if he respawns I kill myself."}, {"start": 24253.04, "end": 24255.04, "text": " What a dumb fucking fight."}, {"start": 24283.04, "end": 24285.16, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 24285.16, "end": 24307.96, "text": " Compassion is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle."}, {"start": 24307.96, "end": 24312.2, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 24312.2, "end": 24333.16, "text": " gotta be down here. I'm gonna camp. I'm out of torches, so. Okay. This is fine. Actually"}, {"start": 24333.16, "end": 24335.16, "text": " No, this is Omega AIDS."}, {"start": 24335.16, "end": 24337.16, "text": " That's not... Oh my god, that ruined my damage."}, {"start": 24346.96, "end": 24347.46, "text": " Low roll."}, {"start": 24363.16, "end": 24382.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24382.92, "end": 24383.92, "text": " Death's door."}, {"start": 24383.92, "end": 24384.92, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 24384.92, "end": 24385.92, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 24385.92, "end": 24387.92, "text": " 96 stress."}, {"start": 24387.92, "end": 24388.92, "text": " If you fucking kill me."}, {"start": 24388.92, "end": 24390.92, "text": " I SWEAR TO GOD!"}, {"start": 24390.92, "end": 24392.92, "text": " I'm alive?"}, {"start": 24392.920000000002, "end": 24395.920000000002, "text": " Please let me heal."}, {"start": 24402.920000000002, "end": 24404.920000000002, "text": " It kills."}, {"start": 24414.920000000002, "end": 24417.920000000002, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 24417.920000000002, "end": 24420.920000000002, "text": " No, 100."}, {"start": 24420.920000000002, "end": 24427.920000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 24435.120000000003, "end": 24442.120000000003, "text": " Decline the heal, great. Stupid motherfucker."}, {"start": 24450.920000000002, "end": 24452.920000000002, "text": " It's a dead fucking end, man!"}, {"start": 24455.000000000004, "end": 24456.500000000004, "text": " Dude! Where..."}, {"start": 24467.000000000004, "end": 24468.500000000004, "text": " I can't take a food check."}, {"start": 24480.920000000002, "end": 24497.4, "text": " for four battles I gain five I lose five accuracy and two speed do I do this for"}, {"start": 24497.4, "end": 24513.600000000002, "text": " stress relief. Fuck it. Oh. Oh my god. He just fucking cancelled it and spent the points."}, {"start": 24513.600000000002, "end": 24514.600000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24531.600000000002, "end": 24533.600000000002, "text": " Okay, my about 45 stress."}, {"start": 24533.600000000002, "end": 24536.600000000002, "text": " Great. A hopeless retard just grieved everything."}, {"start": 24573.600000000002, "end": 24580.600000000002, "text": " Didn't crit."}, {"start": 24603.600000000002, "end": 24617.08, "text": " 70 stress, okay."}, {"start": 24617.08, "end": 24630.08, "text": " He's getting ice, I don't want to play anymore."}, {"start": 24630.08, "end": 24650.08, "text": " Attack the wrong target, 5% chance by the way."}, {"start": 24650.08, "end": 24653.08, "text": " That's Death's score."}, {"start": 24653.08, "end": 24657.960000000003, "text": " 8 per 3."}, {"start": 24657.96, "end": 24661.68, "text": " That's my second to last anti-venom."}, {"start": 24661.68, "end": 24668.48, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 24668.48, "end": 24669.48, "text": " Death's door again."}, {"start": 24669.48, "end": 24670.48, "text": " 8 per 3."}, {"start": 24670.48, "end": 24671.48, "text": " No more anti-venom."}, {"start": 24671.48, "end": 24674.48, "text": " Well, actually last anti-venom."}, {"start": 24674.48, "end": 24676.48, "text": " A momentary abatement."}, {"start": 24704.48, "end": 24720.28, "text": " The way is lit, the path is clear."}, {"start": 24720.28, "end": 24727.28, "text": " We require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 24750.28, "end": 24776.28, "text": " I would love a Vestal turn, it would be great."}, {"start": 24836.28, "end": 24843.28, "text": " one torch left"}, {"start": 24866.28, "end": 24876.28, "text": " Stun my healer."}, {"start": 24876.28, "end": 24881.28, "text": " Lovely."}, {"start": 24881.28, "end": 24887.76, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 24887.76, "end": 24888.76, "text": " Not dead."}, {"start": 24888.76, "end": 24889.76, "text": " Death's door."}, {"start": 24889.76, "end": 24890.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24890.76, "end": 24891.76, "text": " Wow, poisoned?"}, {"start": 24891.76, "end": 24892.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24892.760000000002, "end": 24897.760000000002, "text": " and stunt. And I hurt myself."}, {"start": 24916.760000000002, "end": 24918.760000000002, "text": " Lucky crit."}, {"start": 24952.760000000002, "end": 24954.760000000002, "text": " all can be sheathed"}, {"start": 24954.760000000002, "end": 24956.760000000002, "text": " but never hidden"}, {"start": 24967.760000000002, "end": 24968.760000000002, "text": " fucking retard"}, {"start": 24968.760000000002, "end": 24970.760000000002, "text": " momentary abatement"}, {"start": 25012.760000000002, "end": 25037.760000000002, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 25067.760000000002, "end": 25069.760000000002, "text": " Really needed that dodge there."}, {"start": 25070.460000000003, "end": 25072.460000000003, "text": " That's Dorrigan."}, {"start": 25097.760000000002, "end": 25109.760000000002, "text": " maybe"}, {"start": 25139.760000000002, "end": 25141.760000000002, "text": " So please no"}, {"start": 25169.760000000002, "end": 25171.760000000002, "text": " If he teleports me I lose."}, {"start": 25173.2, "end": 25174.2, "text": " Ish."}, {"start": 25178.7, "end": 25180.7, "text": " Are you willing to stop?"}, {"start": 25229.760000000002, "end": 25239.760000000002, "text": " I can't heal through that."}, {"start": 25239.760000000002, "end": 25249.760000000002, "text": " I didn't bleed."}, {"start": 25279.760000000002, "end": 25300.04, "text": " I don't think Russell's landed."}, {"start": 25300.04, "end": 25302.600000000002, "text": " He's landed one single attack so far."}, {"start": 25302.600000000002, "end": 25331.600000000002, "text": " Something else is dodged. It's impressive, really."}, {"start": 25331.600000000002, "end": 25361.4, "text": " guys to bleed. Death's door. I didn't even do that. Eight. Resist. Uh, should've done"}, {"start": 25361.4, "end": 25368.4, "text": " single heal. Light puts me back to Dastore, could kill me."}, {"start": 25375.2, "end": 25377.24, "text": " That's possible?"}, {"start": 25377.24, "end": 25380.24, "text": " A number that low can happen?"}, {"start": 25380.24, "end": 25387.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 25391.4, "end": 25395.440000000002, "text": " Did I air we even then one"}, {"start": 25408.84, "end": 25412.04, "text": " Okay, I'm running on fumes it has to die. Oh my god"}, {"start": 25421.4, "end": 25425.4, "text": " It can be sheathed, but never hidden."}, {"start": 25436.4, "end": 25438.4, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 25451.4, "end": 25461.4, "text": " needed that I need this fucking spear to land thank you"}, {"start": 25571.4, "end": 25575.800000000003, "text": " I have to go through a hallway. I've never been through and I might pull another fight"}, {"start": 25577.52, "end": 25579.760000000002, "text": " In fact, I might pull two fights. I"}, {"start": 25583.640000000003, "end": 25589.300000000003, "text": " Have no thing left either. I have no food. Oh my god. I have no fucking food"}, {"start": 25598.120000000003, "end": 25600.120000000003, "text": " Please no fights, please no fights"}, {"start": 25601.4, "end": 25603.4, "text": " The hearts of men."}, {"start": 25603.4, "end": 25605.4, "text": " Mmm, mmm, mmm."}, {"start": 25607.4, "end": 25609.4, "text": " Hasan is fearful."}, {"start": 25621.4, "end": 25623.4, "text": " Leave the dungeon."}, {"start": 25623.4, "end": 25625.4, "text": " You're right. You guys are really good."}, {"start": 25625.4, "end": 25627.4, "text": " You're right. It's a smart idea."}, {"start": 25661.4, "end": 25683.52, "text": " I just don't know how much chain I'm being chain stressed IRL I just I can't even imagine"}, {"start": 25683.52, "end": 25688.52, "text": " and creating a more fucked up scenario."}, {"start": 25690.0, "end": 25692.84, "text": " The whole time I'm checking the border"}, {"start": 25692.84, "end": 25695.4, "text": " and once I get, oh my God,"}, {"start": 25695.4, "end": 25696.36, "text": " like last time I played,"}, {"start": 25696.36, "end": 25699.0, "text": " everyone got mad at me for using a map"}, {"start": 25699.0, "end": 25700.2, "text": " and then I didn't use a map"}, {"start": 25700.2, "end": 25702.56, "text": " and now we're back to people being mad"}, {"start": 25702.56, "end": 25704.64, "text": " that I'm not using a map."}, {"start": 25704.64, "end": 25706.88, "text": " And I look over and I have other people,"}, {"start": 25706.88, "end": 25709.16, "text": " oh dude, dude, dude, stop helping, stop helping."}, {"start": 25709.16, "end": 25710.44, "text": " And it's like, no, I can read,"}, {"start": 25710.44, "end": 25712.04, "text": " you're fucking retarded, I see it."}, {"start": 25712.04, "end": 25739.04, "text": " So, then you spoil it, um, okay, so I go to the other locations, um, I check it, not to mention the teleports, the food, everything, so I'm being annoyed as fuck from my stream, and I mean, I don't even have to explain the game, and how much it's actually annoying me, so I'm being chained fucked in five different directions, I'm in a horrible mood, I don't even know how I salvage this, I really don't, I think I'm done for the day."}, {"start": 25742.04, "end": 25742.54, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 25751.98, "end": 25752.48, "text": " Short."}, {"start": 25752.48, "end": 25753.98, "text": " Kill the heart of darkness."}, {"start": 25753.98, "end": 25754.72, "text": " Is that the end?"}, {"start": 25755.52, "end": 25756.34, "text": " Is that the end of the game?"}, {"start": 25756.82, "end": 25758.5, "text": " Oh, and not to mention this other fuck."}, {"start": 25758.780000000002, "end": 25759.780000000002, "text": " That has now shown up."}, {"start": 25759.780000000002, "end": 25760.620000000003, "text": " The stupid,"}, {"start": 25760.98, "end": 25762.02, "text": " bandit retard."}, {"start": 25762.780000000002, "end": 25763.74, "text": " Yes, end of the game."}, {"start": 25763.74, "end": 25764.24, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 25764.88, "end": 25765.940000000002, "text": " I'm gonna go beat it. I'm done."}, {"start": 25766.420000000002, "end": 25767.54, "text": " I'm beating the game. I'm closing it."}, {"start": 25772.04, "end": 25778.04, "text": " Who the fuck's going?"}, {"start": 25778.04, "end": 25780.04, "text": " Myth?"}, {"start": 25780.04, "end": 25782.04, "text": " That spins myth."}, {"start": 25782.04, "end": 25785.04, "text": " Do I have a healer?"}, {"start": 25785.04, "end": 25790.04, "text": " So don't fucking have a healer."}, {"start": 25790.04, "end": 25792.04, "text": " Mmm"}, {"start": 25806.2, "end": 25810.08, "text": " It's gonna make Jazzy a healer no a we heal though, but is what it is"}, {"start": 25811.52, "end": 25813.52, "text": " Jester can tank"}, {"start": 25820.04, "end": 25842.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25842.04, "end": 25867.04, "text": " It's an awful comp, it's terrible."}, {"start": 25897.04, "end": 25905.98, "text": " I think the ball trinkets where's my bullshit"}, {"start": 25905.98, "end": 25910.82, "text": " stress relief fuck that"}, {"start": 25910.82, "end": 25912.9, "text": " where's my gesture trinket"}, {"start": 25912.9, "end": 25921.14, "text": " gesture plus three speed plus 20 dodge if in position one"}, {"start": 25921.14, "end": 25923.14, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 25935.62, "end": 25936.98, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 25936.98, "end": 25939.34, "text": " No, I'm not doing this today. I'll do this tomorrow"}, {"start": 25939.94, "end": 25941.94, "text": " All right, I'm done for the day"}, {"start": 25942.059999999998, "end": 25946.94, "text": " My mood is cooked. I'll literally send these characters into a fucking lava pit and I would feel better"}, {"start": 25946.940000000002, "end": 25956.940000000002, "text": " better. I'll be on tomorrow and I'll beat the game. Hey puppy that I yeah I'm in a"}, {"start": 25956.940000000002, "end": 25960.06, "text": " horrible mood. GG's. Alright I'll be on tomorrow."}]}