you
Look at this, Heart Warmer.
you
All right, hello, hello, hello, let me turn this down, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello,
Dude
Fuck you it's so funny I
was a
During the intro browsing YouTube just clicking around. I don't know how I stumbled upon this. I don't know who EDP
4 4 5 is but Chris Hansen was interviewing this guy and
This is what we're looking at right I
I scroll down in the comments. I don't know who the fuck this is.
I have no idea. The guy was like,
have three seats.
You know I don't know, don't watch it, he's just...
Watch the documentary? I don't know.
Is there a documentary? I don't know who this is.
I know Chris Hansen, but how did I not get here?
Hold on.
don't watch it he's bad okay so he's not a good guy I mean if you're being
interviewed by Chris Hansen you fucked up somewhere I figured as much the sick
mind of EDP oh my god it's an hour and a half long
6.7 million views the interview is 5.9 that's crazy he's an Omega pedophile
That's usually how it goes. Anyway, I'm not gonna watch that right now. I just wanted me to do something else
Before I get into the darkest dungeon. Oh, they just linked it to me again. They're very adamant. I think they've all done it themselves. Okay, so
You have to make a list of
your favorite games not
overhated
underrated
Operated needs a remake criminally overlooked blah blah blah and I'm gonna put my mods on the spot right now
I'm gonna show you theirs. They link theirs
Here we go, this is vulps
Oh, they're gonna before I'm gonna get these links before they delete it's as mo
That's bogus. Dang. All right
So this is vulps
favorite game Elden Ring best story
Story. Expedition 33. Favorite art style. Zenless Zone Zero. What is that? Biggest personal impact.
Elden Ring? Really? Best combat. Lost Ark. The combat was pretty good actually. You know,
if you just think about just that underrated lies of P
overhated assassins Creed origins shadow the classes needs a
remake
there was a remastered but it wasn't remade so yeah maybe
maybe you could actually
okay overrated GTA 5 I'll be honest I'm probably going to
Put it on the, that's might be my pick too.
Criminally overlooked, Trackmania.
Really?
Okay.
Favorite pro tag, Near Automata.
I never played through that.
Favorite antagonist, Village.
That would be the, what's her name?
The big, big lady.
Best soundtrack, Near Automata.
Best multiplayer, wow.
I mean, basically you're taking just one part of a game.
And you're saying to me, not usually my thing, but...
Okay, starting valley.
Turn my brain off, risk of rain too.
Best with friends, peak, best retro game.
Need for speed underground.
Nostalgic childhood game.
And a game everyone should play is Expedition 33.
Okay.
This is...
I think this is Asmo.
You can't reuse games, it's one per category.
Let me make sure.
Bogus said this is gonna be mine.
Hahahaha!
Ah, shit, that's a fuck.
Wait, let me make sure I'm getting the right one here.
So that was VULPS.
Here's ASMO.
Okay, Favorite Game Pathfinder.
What?!
Okay
Best story disco Elysium favorite art style men, okay biggest personal impact the Witcher is that the first one?
Best combat rogue traitor rogue traitor isn't that the Warhammer turn-based game
Alright, overhated, Final Fantasy 7, or 8, I don't know, there's a lot of eyes in there.
Underrated, Never Winter Nights 2, overrated, Fallout New Vegas.
Thoughts?
Oh, you're right. That's a 10. I'm stupid.
I mean, again, doesn't mean it's bad. It's overrated.
Needs a remake. Arcanum.
I feel like I've seen this face in a GameStop. Not a GameStop, a blockbuster.
Hold on, is this a game I think it is?
It's like a dungeon crawler, am I crazy?
Or am I thinking of something else? No, no, it's like Diablo basically, but alright.
Not what I thought it was.
Criminally overlooked, the Temple of Elemental Evil, bro.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I find this interesting.
More interesting than my list, what is it? The Temple of Elemental Evil.
Selection. So 3.5, which later became the base for Pathfinder for short but sort of primal.
So much in the way that I handled this for the stuff you actually getting it.
getting it and so it's very old turn-based fun but that is of course my
very very biased to take five HP talk gameplay and world a little bit so
interesting okay criminally overlooked probably back then I feel like it really
wasn't a thing in the jig people would play very similar to bg3 yeah but way
back all right favorite protagonist pathologic man I don't favorite antagonist
fallout I didn't play either of these best soundtrack expression 33 okay never
winter nights I keep seeing never winter nights
the city of never winter suffers under the wailing death and I played an MMO
The game of Ultra Pills be done, gales. You'll have more gold than you can ever spend in shops sell everything you ever need
You'll never need could do if you want to search and they labeled this as best multiplayer
Not usually my thing but smite and
Then Europa 4 universe. This is probably like a sieve turn my brain off best with friends is Zomboid
Best rep this motherfucker loves fallout
Holy shit
Then again, they put Fallout New Vegas as overrated.
Oh my god.
Nostalgic Childhood game, Gothic 2.
They must have loved it when I was playing Gothic.
And then a game everyone should play as Baldur's Gate 3.
Okay, that's Asmo.
Now let's put Bogus on the spot.
Let's see what's up.
Wow, here's more Arcanum, huh?
Needs a remake Arcanum.
Favorite game, Arcanum.
Interesting.
Okay, best story is Firewatch. I think I- yeah, I did play that.
Is that the best story, though?
I feel like it was- it wasn't that good when I- oh, you have your opinion.
Uh, favorite art style that's definitely unique. Biggest personal impact, Mafia.
I mean, that's for them to disclose why Devil May Cry 5 is the best combat I was actually
before I went live I was watching DMC Devil May Cry just to look back and be like why this
game gets so much hate and the dialogue reminded me but DMC 5 I think I did a 24 hour stream
on that. I don't remember much about it. My brain was fried afterwards. Overhated Guardians
of the Galaxy Marvel. I try the new Guardians of the Galaxy so you don't have to. I mean
So whenever a game becomes hated, or like known to be disliked, a bunch of YouTuber slops are gonna come out and try and farm the meta of hating the game, which makes it hated even more.
So games tend to get over-hated just because of YouTubers and stuff. Streamers too. Doesn't mean it's a good game though.
What is the actual gameplay of this?
I was I was very afraid with that trophy that you guys can't hear it
But it playing this game without the music without the 80s music playing in the back. It's just not the same
I can't do it. I'm just gonna have to figure it out when I'm editing it, but for the record
Okay. Oh, maybe that made the game not as good because then youtubers were getting copy-striked
This is straight it matters. I don't know interesting interesting
Army of two underrated underrated I
Feel like army of two is pretty popular for when it came out
All right overrated Yakuza needs a remake fable
Fable one I played a fuck time in this game doesn't need a remake I
Don't know if it needs a remake
But whatever zero parades criminally overlooked zero parades
I've never heard of half these games. I'm surprised that this website even has them available. I guess you can like you have to upload
Yeah, there's like nothing on this list you got to search it let me see if it has geck's oh
My god it has geck's on here. Okay. I'm trying to think of a game. It probably doesn't have
Empire Earth oh
Oh my god, okay. I'm gonna try and beat the system
It pulls in from the same site that twitch pulls. I mean twitch doesn't have everything does it?
Shit there's one like game where you kill ants on like Nintendo 64, I think I don't know what it's called
Neo stream, well, that's the thing it pulls from now check discord after
All right patty made a list
Fuck you
Shit, let me finish bogus this lake hold on zero parades. I wanted to see this
Whoa this looks pretty crazy is this bed favorite art style
No, criminally overlooked.
It's very disco-elisiary.
Disco devs but the dev company bought out.
This is the game from the X-devs of Disco Elysium, right?
Same company, not same devs.
Oh!
So Disco Elysium Company, all the people left, and then the same company after everyone left
made this game, right?
This is Disco Elysium Without Death.
Well, I haven't played either, so I'm not going to have any strong opinions.
Either way, it's probably criminally overlooked.
Favorite protagonist, GTA IV.
Okay.
Okay. Favorite antagonist, the Witcher.
Who's the antagonist in the Witcher 3?
Isn't it like some weird...
Fuck, I never beat Witcher 3, I only played a bit.
Isn't it like those red night, like they're...
These knights or something and they come out of these red porals?
Ariden, probably.
Yeah, he's like the Gaunter, you like Gaunter?
This guy.
I don't know this guy, I mean I'm gonna play the game at some point in my life, so I'll
see it myself, but alright.
Best soundtrack.
Need for speed?
What the fuck does that say?
wanted let's hear it let's hear some of
your songs dude okay the first one
I said that's cheating cuz it's just
Spotify. He fucking argued with us.
Okay, let's go to the next one.
Now let's go down, let's hit the pipe first.
We controlled.
But we got some Prodigy on here, Cell-Dweller, what, what, Static-X?
Lubei Piosko, look for my Valentine, wait, what is this?
This is like, okay, this is on my Spotify.
Alright, let's move on.
Best multiplayer counter strike.
What did you pull?
Which one is that?
Is that Source?
Global Offensive?
I don't know what that says.
Not sure which one.
Not usually my thing, but Dawn of War, okay, turn my brain off, pal world.
Best with friends, sleigh the, well friend, sleigh the spire two.
Interesting.
Okay, best retro game, Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic, okay, Nostalgic Childhood,
God of War.
I think it's God of War one, I don't know.
And then a game everyone should play is Borderlands 2.
Oh, you're right, Slay the Spire can go 4.
No, it can go 4!
I forgot!
I played with Finn, Red, and Vicky.
Yeah, okay.
You're right.
Interesting.
Okay.
Alright, well, oh god.
Now I gotta make my list.
Oof.
I mean I'm looking where do I put World of Warcraft on here that's like step one
I know where I put Warcraft 3 biggest personal impact is gonna be Warcraft 3
without a doubt. And I'm just gonna get those two games out of the way because
they're gonna be on the list. Ridiculous to not put on here. Either best multiplayer
or just favorite game. I think I'll just do best multiplayer. We'll throw that
there and then Warcraft 3. We'll throw that biggest personal impact. Okay. So
So those are out of the way.
So we're at favorite game.
What is my favorite game?
I mean, I'm not putting wow, obviously.
That's weird, but...
My first go-tos are games like, well, Larry in studios.
Either Baldur's Gate or Divinity...
It might be Divinity 2.
might be divinity too I think so oh not 23 what hello have you ever finished it
yes actually I did beat divinity to what is going on divinity original sent to
there we go that's why well definitive edition there we go best story I'm be
honest this might be an expedition 33 angle I'm trying to think of other
stories like I'm gonna put that over the music and all that it's tough to
Exposition 33 was fucking sick if you really tried to and it's also it kind of spook-fed a lot of it to you
Which you know, I'm not like Viki or a lot of other people. I don't read a lot of notes in games
So it's a really complex crazy story that you don't have to like read everything to kind of figure out
So I might put e33
best art style I
I mean you can do like Red Dead Redemption 2 and GTA and yeah they're very long and they
have a lot of crazy side quests and everything but those are different, I guess they all go
into the same game.
But out of just one story, E33.
I thought it was pretty sick.
I don't know. What do I put as my favorite art style here, actually?
Nothing's jumping to my mind right away.
I don't know. Favorite art style?
I'm trying to just get maybe some... Hey, oh, Hades!
That's a contender.
Uh...
But I mean...
The thing is, it's like whenever I play a game, I like it when an art style is kind of unique and cool,
but that's not what makes me give a fuck about the game. Like I don't care that much. It's important.
It is, but when you ask my favorite art style, I mean, I just think of wacky art styles, not necessarily my favorite, right?
Like I feel like Hades could still be a great game if the art style is slightly different.
Of course it could be awful if the art style was bad.
Um...
Mmm...
Shit, man.
I'm trying to like, think back on my life now.
I need help. I may be- okay.
Stop sucking your microphone, it's weird background noise.
I'm not sucking on it, that's the AC behind me.
Some pixel slop that you like.
Pixel slop.
Noida?
But I don't know if I'd put that as my favorite. Noida's cool, but is that an art style? I don't know.
Tiny rogues? It's just pixeled.
Terraria, Children of Morta, Darkest Dungeon.
I don't care that much about the Terraria art style. I mean, it's simple because it kind of has to be.
I'd go with Hades before I went to Rorya.
Not necessarily for art style, but did you ever play Infamous as a kid?
I think I had a friend that did.
I remember him playing it on his Xbox to sleepover.
Infamous was base.
Is that the guy?
Fuck.
You see like electric powers?
Or am I completely clueless here?
Yeah.
Yeah, I had a friend, I remember watching him at a sleepover playing it, it's like a, it's
like 11 or some shit.
LARP, you're thinking of prototype.
Maybe that was prototype 2, he's like jumping around on buildings and shit, whatever,
who cares.
I don't know, favorite art style, I think he was going to put Hades, I can't think
of anything, you know?
Hades art style is very unique and cool and I like the game.
combat. Oof. Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. You know a game I'm thinking of, I don't know
if this is what the answer I'm actually gonna put down is for honor. I know that's maybe weird
but I think the combat in for honor is pretty fucking cool. But I don't know if that would
be my favorite. Eww. I kinda like the uh, third person fighting and then you know the blocks
and the parries and the m- it's a fighting game. You know I- I mean I could pick any
other fighting game but that was the only fighting game I've ever played and kind
have understood. To the point where I can actually fake people and I know when they fake me and
I kind of understand the intricacies as to what's actually going on. So maybe that's
just fighting games in general that it's the only one I've ever actually gotten somewhat
into to really get to that level. I mean truthfully my favorite combat are kind of
like it's turn based. I like it when a game is a very like a maybe it's like grew
playing wow but it's like wow is essentially a one-second cool down turn
based game it's really fast that's autistic of me it's because I played it
for so long and so I think I just gravitate towards turn based games but
I've already put Divinity 2 down Baldur's Gate might come in as like a
game everyone should play or something it's probably gonna happen in here
actually in Baldur's Gate I don't really like the combat in Baldur's Gate I
I really don't enjoy the one button that you press, and I guess you have a bonus, but, ugh.
I'm not a fan of that.
And I kinda want it to be PvP.
Prefer that fuck, man.
Who would that even be?
I don't think I'm gonna do... Yeah, I don't know if there's any online game I can put here.
This might have to be some type of Souls-like.
You know what?
I think I'm gonna put Sekiro.
I really like the pairing system. I thought that was cool.
Sifu.
Sifu got pretty...
It was really cool and it's very cinematic, but when you actually play it, it gets really
repetitive.
And I played that off-stream, like a lot.
Uh, that's why I got to that point. I actually was just queuing it up randomly.
Elden Ring. Elden Ring's gonna go somewhere else. Remember, you can only use each game once, so...
Sekiro, I think I can give it best combat. It's just we'll throw it there now. I'm on overhated
So a game that got a lot of hate that I don't think it should have gotten as much hate as it did
Dude I said I was watching
DMC devil may cry I
Mean this it's got some shitty dialogue and it doesn't really do this the game service, but it is a fun game
Am I crazy?
That's not over hated though. It was pretty fucking hated
It was really hated and it's got you know
Reasons why it's hated
It does, but it was actually fun. I play I enjoyed the game. I played it multiple times
The last of us two the last of us two is another good
Good game to put here
Ooh, that's a tough one. I'm gonna put DMC. I'm gonna put DMC. It was the first link in my but the last of us is another contender
I put there
Underrated
Mmm
Underrated
Fuck.
I'm trying to think of my reservoir of games I've played to think of what would go here
for me.
underrated. I don't know. Risk of rain sign our hearts. Those are like whatever. They're
not that great. I mean risk of rain is great but it's not underrated. I think it's rated
exactly where it should be the game gets a lot of praise people hate on terraria
and they play in the levitt so it fits they're not underrated man dragon age
origins you think that's underrated your mic is fine it's my fucking AC I have
Louie in here and coda they're in the bathroom I'm trying to keep it cool
fuck I'll turn my AC off while I have no audio playing because when I have
darkest dungeon open it'll be better I don't know I don't
I mean do I need to look at my steam and just scroll through it here like sort
Or by... Okay. I'm actually gonna fucking be doing this.
Underrated.
The heck is... Oh, right. No wonder.
I'm not gonna find shit here.
I don't keep her doom no terrain sim
Darksiders 2
That's a game I did play underrated, but I feel like Darksiders 2 definitely got its
flowers when it came out, right?
Or was it, I wasn't really that savvy on, you know, the overall gamer's opinions on
games back then?
Alien isolation, look at your background.
Let me see my background here.
Let me see what's on this screen.
I mean, most of these games aren't underrated though, I don't know, Time Splinter?
I feel like Time Splinter got a lot, Backpack Battles?
No, Backpack Battles is fucking shit, I actually hate playing, I like playing it, but give
me a day of playing and I'll hate it again, I get so tired of the back, the Backpack
management is too annoying um it it gets so autistic to where i get tired of it
night rain dude that is a great oh
honestly i played night rain last the other day i fucking love it i feel like that's a good pick
How do you spell Night Rain? There we go. Elden Ring Night Rain is kind of underrated.
It's, it's great and it gets it, it gets some flowers but I'll be honest, I think it needs more.
People don't like it. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, there's, there's good reason for it. It is pretty
fucking repetitive. I might put Darksiders 2 on here first. Witcher 3's overrated Core Keeper.
I think core keeper runs out pretty fast content wise
What the fuck is this flowers voice line? Is he bugging what?
In salsa mods they added all bosses from previous games and weapons
That could make it way more fun, but there's also like isn't there a rating system. I
Feel like mods would break that
All the Cods are overrated. We're not there yet. I'm still thinking on underrated. Stop talking
Armor core, I never played it. Don't keep her. I don't know if that's underrated
Stone shard is underrated. Is it?
Like I underrated. I don't know. I love these games a lot like loop hero and stuff, but I understand why
They're not
massive
You got to be a pretty chronically online autist to really get into them
Stonecharts not even fully out exactly battle mon
Yeah, it's my list if I think that I keep it I'm just gonna go night rain
And I know it's probably not my best answer
Overrated it's Grand Theft Auto. It's GTA V it just is. It's overrated as fuck.
People need to hear it more. Needs a remake. What needs a remake?
I'm really going at time splinters I'd fucking would it do a good remake I'm
thinking geck's enter the gecko I'm thinking time splinters whereas time
splitters it is I don't know why the plinches splinters time splitters what
else could I play that could do a remake and it might do well in today's world
Empire Earth no I don't think that would do well today needs a remake
Shadow of the Colossus?
Let me use what Volts put down, that's not a bad answer.
Let me see, I might put Gex in here.
Best retro game, nostalgic childhood game.
Game everyone should play. Well, I know I'm putting Ocarina of Time here. Fuck it. Let's just start. Let's go out of order
Ocarina of Time
That's going best nostalgic childhood game it wins just does
Best retro game is
Gex enter the gecko best retro a retro game. I think it is I played this I loved it
whatever
Best with friends turn my brain off
This is fucking emote
X Q cl is that forcing as a child?
Huh interesting favorite pro tag and favorite and tag
Huh
Man, what are my favorite antagonists it's probably fuck it's expedition 33, but I already put that down
Renra or whatever because I like it when the villain actually has you completely understand their reasoning
Can't put Arthas or anything and should be told I don't really I do I mean it was my childhood game
I care about Arthas because of that, but it was basically good guy becomes corrupt. I feel like it's kind of
Seen it a thousand times
Protag and tag god fucking damn it. I don't like sitting here and thinking in front of y'all it stresses me out
Makes me feel rushed
criminally overlooked. This is another underrated game.
Oh my god. Fuck.
Not usually my thing, but...
I
Want to kind of get quicker shadow of the Colossus I
Think this being remade you could make this so good in today's like tech a
Remake not a remaster because there was a remaster shadow Colossus. You could make it sick. I think
I think it's kind of hard to argue and come up with a different one than that.
Criminally overlooked, this is basically underrated, but maybe even more.
You know, maybe a hot take, but retail, wow.
But then again, that's probably just my bubble, right?
I just think a lot of classic players don't see the good, like retail is pretty fucking
good for what it's trying to be.
And they just kind of write it off instantly.
And then people, I don't play it because people write it off instantly, so I'm not
going to put time and effort into this game.
Like the actual dungeons and raids are fucking sick.
Then again, I don't know.
I can't put that,
cause I already have fucking wow on best multiplayer.
Criminally overlooked.
Like I'm about to open Twitch and just see
what are people playing.
Let me get some ideas here.
What's going on in the fucking world?
And again, this isn't where I'm going to get overlooked, am I?
We go to categories.
Fuck the streamers.
Categories.
I had a low.
Actually, recommended for me might give me better answers.
Okay.
Anything criminally overlooked?
I'll be on online POE 2.
I was going to say POE 2, I feel like doesn't, and my first thought was Path of Exile 2 deserves
to be more popular than it is, but I realized I think POE 2 is a game for like legitimate,
Autistic in-depth gamers and I think we overestimate a lot of times how big of an audience that actually is it's a very small world of
Those types of people it's way smaller than you really realize. So I don't think it's criminally overlooked. It's just
Not for most people out there
It just isn't
10 by daylight oh shit do I put dbd on any of these categories fucking hate dbd so much
It's such a shit game.
I did play it a lot.
It's so bad.
Fuck that.
Never mind.
Daisy.
It's Daisy still not done.
That's insane.
Tara.
If VQ was making this playlist,
she'd be throwing different MMOs like Tara all over.
I'm sure there's 1,000 viewers.
Binding of Isaac sits at 400 viewers.
That's peak overlooked.
Is it binding of Isaac overlooked?
No, I think binding of Isaac got exactly what it deserves.
What?
It's also like a 50 year old single player game.
It deserves more.
I don't think it does.
It every I mean we all know the name for a read it's a lot for an indie single-player game
To be fair you're dumb as shit looking at twitch for over the games. I'm just looking for ideas here
I'm trying to think it's hard to navigate the library of my brain
There I see things like Sea of Thieves and then I'm like, eh, no, never mind.
I think Sea of Thieves felt like there was a pointless grind.
Ooh, Valheim.
I really like Valheim.
That's not criminally overlooked.
What the fuck is criminally overlooked out there?
Darksiders too?
Do I just throw that there?
Or maybe I put Night Rain here and I moved Darksiders too.
because I really did. I like Darksiders too. I thought it was a good game. I don't know why
it didn't do well.
Let me ask, why didn't Darksiders 2 do well? Let's ask AI.
Faced commercial disappointment and failed to meet high sales targets primarily due to
inflated production budgets, overly lofty expectations from his publisher,
and structural design shifts that divided the player base.
Go to your Steam profile, sort by playtime.
I don't know if I'm going to, I mean, I guess.
How do I do it?
Sort by, how do I change this to, how do I sort this?
I actually don't know.
Discord DM.
Oh, I got to sign in.
Hang on.
Oh, it did sign in.
OK, we're chillin'.
OK, well, wallpaper engine's number one.
I actually ran this for a very long time.
The fuck is this?
Mortal shell six. Oh, I guess I booted up
Baldur's Gate three is number one followed by Divinity followed by dead by daylight. Oh my god thrown in Liberty
Is this really steam top-down?
And I really don't grind a lot of games black desert stone shard I must have left it open Terraria is up here
300 hours of CS that's mostly opening loot crates. I'm not kidding
Backpack battles I have 200 again. I must have left it open
Damn darkest dungeon is up here for the king is up it for the king is pretty underrated
That could be a good one.
Ah, is it underrated?
I don't know, killing floor.
Like a lot of these games are really good.
The issue with them is they just weren't popular.
And when a game isn't popular, people don't want to invest in it.
When it's online, it's pointless because no one cares.
You're playing an online game to play with people so like it's just snowballs. Is it underrated because I don't know
Okan tower
Subnautica I
Really fucking like stolen realm, you know what for it's my list I'm gonna put stolen realm
What is this? No list found. Why is it doing it weird? Featured community? How do I go to
normal, normal ass bullshit? Upload? Go to games. Am I not at games? Oh, duh.
So on realm is basically if you liked Baldur's Gate Combat or Divinity Combat
and you just want an autistic rogue like of that that's what this is it's it looks
shitty it's made in not unreal or is it unreal it's made in some engine that
like before the king is made in and it's just turn-based and it's just fun
unity yeah it's kind of unity slot but it's a rogue like and you just grind
through Vicky and I played it and I think it's fun. If you like those types of games, which I do,
I make her play it. She cries when I make her do it, but I make her do it anyways. Anyways, favorite
your protag?
favorite protagonist
actually i mean antagonists are so much easier to think of
protags are so basic and boring
99% of the time but they kind of have to be because you have to cheer for them, right?
Oof, I don't know.
I don't know. Leon Kennedy, Disco Alisa, I've never played it. It's Arthur.
It's Arthur what doom guy I
Guess that can be fun. I never played disco elicium Geralt or Kratos
Okay. Yeah, I guess there are a lot of pro tags. I can really kind of like
They're very standout ish and very fun
Hmm
I still don't have an answer for you. I'm trying to think. I don't want to get too influenced by chat
So I don't want to look over there
I might go Kratos
only honestly only because of the modern games not the old Kratos where he
just kill gods it be angry the modern games of it maybe it's actually goes
hand-in-hand the fact that he was this raging freak that was just like a
saroi driven monster that he actually became the good dad I don't know about
good one maybe maybe but I also really like Geralt to Rivia it's got to be a
fantasy setting
funny enough I haven't actually I've only played God of War I never even
played witcher 3 it's really like Geralt
Doom guy is just fucking funny. It's just hilarious the fact that he really is just Doom guy
Never played Mass Effect in play fallout didn't really care for red ed redemption
Not really any other characters you're standing out at CEO
I don't care for the like unchartered I remember his name and I played through all
the uncharted's. Leon's kind of funny with his one-liners, but yeah.
Isaac from Dead Spaces. I don't know. Fuck that too.
Henry from scallops on what that is pajama Sam. Oh my god pajama Sam SMG that might be a play
that might be best retro fuck oh my god backyard baseball so you got me thinking about a different
section because this one's stressing me out I don't know through all I can't put anything like
that Kyle Kane no Pablo I honestly I don't really have any pro tags I care
that much about now that I'm really thinking about it I just don't it's
It's either, I'm just gonna go
Witcher 3, Vice City, don't care
I'll do it later. All right, favorite antagonist. I don't know antagonist
Well, it really just comes down to the voice actors. I immediately think of I
I can't think of his name. That's weird, but the devil from Baldur's Gate 3 or I was watching force in play
Metal Gear
Revengeance or whatever the American Patriot guy Raphael. Thank you the fucking president. It's just so funny
It's just fucking funny
But this is funny to me, I don't know I'm trying to think what else I
Nanomachines, I mean, that's so funny. Senator. You know what? That's the first one that came to mind.
Granted, it's because I was watching Forced in this morning and he's playing Revengeance.
So, cheating, but we're gonna throw it on. Best soundtrack.
Um...
It's my... I'm gonna go with the last spell.
I yeah, I'll go with the last spell. I
Really like that
Risk of rain, too. I mean there's a lot of options, but I don't know. I really like the last spell soundtrack
fury
Yeah, they're all good, but the first one I thought of was last but honestly fury is probably a better one
But that's the first one. I thought of that's what I'm gonna put on here not usually my thing, but
What is not usually my thing, but I don't know, like what is something I play that I don't typically play for honor?
Yeah, I don't typically play fighting games.
Honestly, I feel like maybe I should put Dead by Daylight here or something, Overwatch.
True, I don't really play shooters, but I did play some Overwatch.
It's League.
You don't play any other MOBAs.
I don't think I'm unique in that regard, though.
Hmm deadlock never played it VR chat
Pick me list. He's not like other gamers. What? This is a pick me list
Is it
Hello, I'm not really maybe stolen realm is kind of weird and lost spell
pretty basic yeah what is not usually my thing but and then I still I honestly kind of play
everything so I'm just going to put
I don't know I don't know that's I'm going to put is there an IDK power
watching sim puzzles I'm not big on puzzles but I like portal to I think
one of the, the only puzzle game I actually have genuine fun in is Portal.
So it was right there on the left, I'm going to put that there.
Turn my brain off.
What do I turn my brain off for?
And play.
I mean fuck risk of rain too actually is kind of turn brain off
And I'm trying to look at games I play off stream at risk of rain I play off stream
League runescape. I mean again, that's y'all. It's not me. It might be a risk of rain to angle
Or Slay the Spire? No, Risk of Rain 2 is less Brain. Turn Brain off, Risk of Rain 2. It's a comfort game as well.
Best with Friends.
Honestly Warcraft 3 is what I would put here, but I already put that as Biggest Personal Impact.
For the king no slay this fire to fuck. I mean
Actually might be slays. I was giving I think bogus shit for it, but slay this fire to is a good
friend game to just boot up
For the king is like just it's a big-ass board game unless you do the rogue like version, but roguelike version is kind of
Terraria
Terraria is almost worse with other people.
I mean it's more fun, but boss fights and stuff are just kind of cooked and awkward.
Mecha chameleon, I mean it's good,
do I just put some friend slop on here?
I'm going to put Tararia, hello Tararia, can't spell it apparently, I'm just going to throw
it on there, it's just fun, um a game everyone should play, it's Baldur's Gate, actually everyone,
God, I don't think I could even
I'm gonna overthink that category. I'm putting Walters gate
It's gonna throw it and favorite pro tag
Who are some popular pro tags in gaming
Let's see a list
Arthur Mario Lara craft master chief Nathan Drake you really Nathan Drake's considered popular
Or a Croft no none of these all these suck. I don't think that is
Sylvanas
Okay ratchet doom guy I don't think that is dog
And I that is
Bella got oh
Shit, I would kill her husband
And then I would marry her and I would take her money and then I'd kill her
And then I take the house
Either way
I'll do in
Steve
Chloe price, okay
Dog meat I didn't play Mass Effect captain price
Isaac
Pyramid head is a pro tag, what?
An ant tag I thought.
Arthur, Max Payne.
Yeah, I still don't really give a fuck about most everyone here.
There's Geralt and Geralt might be number one for me or Kratos there we go Master Chief
but eh not for me I think he's cool as fuck but he's not going to be my favorite and then
Mario wow really am I missing some of these motherfuckers like are there just
no pro tags that like three I actually care but I felt there's so many more in
this list just isn't reminding me of them I'm gonna put witcher I really like
the voice actor I like his voice I like the grittiness we'll go with that
Oh
Larper, yeah thing is I never even played Witcher 3. I played Witcher 2 like halfway through the game
Never played Witcher 1 never read the books. I still really like Geralt
No Elden Ring or Outer Wilds anywhere
No, I
Never really played Outer Wilds either, but no Elden Ring. I love
But there's just nowhere on this list to put it to be honest
Best retro game it could not be the it could just not be geck's
Enter the gecko I could change that to not care enough. You know, it is my list
Everyone should play Elden Ring, you know what actually you're fucking right. I'm gonna take Baldur's gate off the list
Elden Ring is actually going to go here. You're fucking right. Reason being, if you
can beat Elden Ring, you can play everything else. Baldur's Gate, not everyone should have
to play it. Not everyone's going to like turn base. That's fine. But Elden Ring,
He can dodge a wrench. Wrong summons. I'll be honest, if you give my mom the controller,
I think Finn actually asked us in the podcast, he said, would you rather stay in prison for
10 years or stay in prison until your mother can beat Elden Ring with zero help and zero
online guidance. I chose 10 years of prison. Straight up. I'll get out way faster. And so
really, you know, I played through Elden Ring, it's like maybe they'll learn something.
young youngins get them off NBA 2k. Either way that's my list. Check this.
Wait what is this?
Oh my God, Wamba Warriors. Did someone make a list for me? Okay, someone tried to make
a list for me. Oh, Volps, this is your list. Okay, you made a list of what you thought
I would put down oh shit okay hold on favorite game divinity at vault correct
best story correct favorite art style tiny rogues I mean I could see that yeah
the pixel I like simplicity biggest personal impact correct best combat I
I put Sekiro.
Overhated Diablo IV.
I agree with that.
I still think Diablo IV is a good game for what it is.
Underrated backpack battles.
You heard what I said about that.
Overrated, correct.
Needs a remake, Bloodborne.
I don't, well, I mean,
kind of, but also no.
I don't think it needs a remake,
Remaster maybe just increase the fucking FPS. I don't think that goes under the category of remake
Criminally overlooked wamba warriors fucking true
Favorite protag you saw how much I was debating I almost put Kratos. He was there, but I like get out of Rivia more
probably just cuz I
Feel like I get to
He talks more the Kratos doesn't talk. He just grunts a lot
Favorite antagonist? Rathalite, okay. Well, you kind of cheated. I wasn't allowed to put more Warcraft or WoW.
So that's cheating, but yeah. Best soundtrack, Risk of Rain 2. I mean, yeah.
Not usually my thing, but League of Legends. Sure.
sure. Turn my brain off, Bro Tato. This was, I don't even think I thought of this game until
just now. This game doesn't actually live in my head very much. Best with friends, Night Raen.
Sure. Best retro game. Backyard baseball. I almost swapped. You got minus out of childhood
game in a game everyone should play. I swapped that for Elden Ring. That's pretty close.
It's Vulp's guessing what I would pick. Nice. Alright. Well, no for the king? Nope.
Did you see the new Street Fighter movie trailer? No, I haven't.
I feel like people are probably giving us movie shit, but it looks fun.
I don't know if I'll go to theaters for it, but...
You're not my brother.
You're something.
What are you waiting for?
Fuck you.
People are hyped for it? Okay.
You're the best fighter in the world, and then you disappeared.
What happened?
The path I'm on now is not one of combat.
I don't fight anymore.
It's honestly the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
The brother Ken is in danger.
You're my business as a father!
Listen, Jews, living in a new shadow.
Now, I'm gonna win it all.
The story went as what you think it is.
If you want to save your brother, then you must fight.
Round one!
Fuck that character.
I won't deny it, I'm asleep.
Yo, when?
Ain't no stopping me.
Ah, hell nah!
This is about to get interesting.
Fuck the hand signs.
The best
The fiercest
strongest
deadliest
fighters of Earth
What? Is that like hope coming out of his nose?
Like the cutscene?
The strongest
deadliest
fighters of Earth
This is free fighter!
Such a ridiculous look
No one can see me
Oops
You dropped something
No, no, no!
No chance!
You lose.
There's life in your neck, though!
I'm a sick man.
I made a cross to protect you.
No! You can't!
My business has survived.
There's the fight.
Like I said, it just looks fun.
I like seeing video games movies that aren't embarrassed to adapt even the strangest parts
of their source material.
True, true, top comment.
Yeah, it looks fun.
I watch it.
Check this out.
Alright, well, a couple more and then I gotta get in Darkest Dungeon because I do
want to try and beat this game today.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
I mean, why are they remaking this?
It's not that old.
This is weird to me.
Money I mean I know.
Granger Hermione.
Hi.
Did you have a summer reading?
There was summer reading?
Weasley, Ronald.
Boi.
Porter, Harry.
A shot at putting basically decides our entire future.
So, no better.
No slingy, no slingy.
Gryffindor!
Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts.
Big G, lads! How are we feeling?
Mr. Porter, I expect you to work hard.
Find what sparks you've interest.
And make some more friggin' jokes.
Everyone thinks I'm the sprite wizard.
I keep falling.
But I don't really know anything.
Let's hope you show some talent in the Quidditch bridge, Potter.
You've certainly not exhibited any in here.
No way!
The family's mourn just blood.
You'll find your place.
We'll find something incredible.
You can't protect them.
You can only prepare them.
For what?
Anything to be laughing behind any door in this place.
Oh come on, don't you to read.
Like I just don't, I'm so confused.
I know you all said because of money, but I'm just trying to picture like,
Picture five years from now this movie is out and you're like I want to rewatch Harry Potter. I
Don't see the old Harry Potter being old enough for me to be like let's watch the new one instead. I just don't see it. Oh
This is a TV show. Okay. All right, but at the same time still I
Okay, I didn't know it's a TV show that actually changes a lot because a TV show you can actually add so much
That I don't know. I didn't read the books, but maybe the the movies left out a lot
Closer to the book, but we'll see I don't know
Are you down for ranked fives this Friday with me XQC and Tyler one
ranked fives. Are we talking about League of Legends?
Um,
Sure, maybe hold on what is that's the fourth, I'm not even kidding. I'm sold. I'm checking my schedule here
September 4th yeah I'm free on Friday I have nothing going on I can do that
I don't know you're still here my watch just sent me a screenshot of what Dante
said in my chat I'm down
Are you jungling I don't know I
Don't care. I mean you came to me
Asking me they do it at 8 p.m. Oh
Yeah, we didn't put a time down did we I go to the gym at night now I
Actually went to the gym yesterday
So I'm a nighttime gym main
8 p.m. Why the fuck is anyone even like functioning at that time proof you want proof okay?
Actually, I don't want to show you proof because I don't want you to see my gym because of
Kadeem? Isn't Kadeem the iron player? What does that have to do with being live at 8 p.m.?
What are we talking about here? Doesn't Tyler want to have kids?
Pm why the fuck is he typing hello anyone even like functioning at that time
it's about a starter it's a but wait what what did you say I muted at the worst
time ever we're gonna lower this what is it lower this okay it's also here's the
picture of the gym
she said it also with the beat then you
continue
picture of the gym
oh
Ah
He missed my fucking chorus. He's okay. So wait, I'm gonna mute him. So he sent me a discord channel
Sorry I'm autistic
Okay, I added him to friends. He can message me. All right. Well, shit, is there anything
else before I open Darkest Dungeon? Tell me it has a dumb server name like Lords of
come. I'll let you know. Oh shit, the no pixel trailer? I have not watched this really.
I saw everyone hated it. I think because it's like more of a it's a no pixel trailer for like
non no pixel viewers.
And I think like a bunch of no pixel GTA viewers were upset there weren't Easter eggs and stuff
but it's like not for them. I guess. I don't know. I was just where is it? Can someone link this
shit to me? Yeah, Viki Voice Act. I did too but they didn't use my lines. I will say I submitted
lines and they literally said not good enough and then I submitted other lines and I think they
just gave up on me. So that's a thing.
So I wasn't even in this.
Good morning, Los Santos.
The sun is rising and many Los Santos residents are already hard
at work. While some are just starting their day.
Others are still
you
of
You remember all
Woo-Kong maybe
How many days till blizzcon 10
so
Yeah, I just got to fill the air until then poor kid the cold and then I go to blizzcon
Is long-standing. I don't know pixel releases on the eighth affected him. I don't think I'm gonna be playing
No pixel the day it comes out. I might be late. We'll see
Woo Kong right or blood blood of the Dawn Walker. That's probably what I end up playing
I think that comes out tonight at six, right?
Yeah, hey, oh, so that's friend. Yeah, blood of the Dawn Walker is probably what I queue up
And then I grind that until
until, yeah, I don't know, something along those lines.
But right now I'm still trying to beat this game.
Oh, I feel so mentally like fucking gassed.
There's a fog in my head, but what was the last thing I did?
I remember.
So last thing I did, I am trying to beat
the Crimson Court, this is the DLC.
And I basically had a perfect team. I got everything ready to go
I was at the boss, but every single one of my team or players are infected
So and I ran out of blood to cleanse it or to satiate it rather so I had to leave
The other thing I did and this is pretty cool. I got a
Grave robber
I've never played this character
What does she do
Yeah, I basically found her in a prison. She's like a level five basically fully unlocked character
I just even level her to six
Lunge
33% increase. Oh my god. Wait what?
33% increased damage versus blighted and it's 40% increased damage base and 12% crit what the fuck
Okay, so the grave robber clearly is a character you need to shuffle from like the front and then knock her to the back and
Then lunge forward again
Because she lunges she goes forward to oh and shadow fade back to so you could
would lunge fade lunge fade and just kind of do it over and over again but would be
even better is if you could lunge every single time it's her turn I would need a
bunch of forward people so maybe a shield breaker shield breaker jester
actually might be decent and then I just keep slamming with the jester
You know, you need blight. Well, the shield breaker blights.
So...
And fate is a nice damage buff.
How long? For two rounds?
Oh my god, plus 100% damage.
Wow!
But you do skip an entire turn.
Throne Dagger plus 40% damage versus Marked and 33% damage versus Blighted.
And it gives yourself accuracy.
Poison Darts.
4 damage per round for 4 rounds and reduces Blight Resist.
And this has armor piercing on it, which is also really good.
Damage mod minus 15% but it armor pierces
Interesting
And this is a we
Reduces bleed resist, huh?
Cure, Blight and Bleed on self and then give yourself dodge and force speed.
One use per battle.
I guess it's a permabuff of 13 dodge.
Man.
Well, oh, and here's, okay, here's what I remember now.
So I had to leave the courtyard and I couldn't kill the boss, but I only had one invitation
left.
So now I can't go back to the courtyard.
I have to go farm invitations.
So let's see where I should go.
Trophy.
I mean I could go kill a boss.
Go to the other courtyard quest here.
Hmm.
Yeah, I could just go kill the prophet.
might be good XP. I mean I can find invitations here too. That profit trophy is
good. It is not bad.
Well this is ruins meaning I probably wouldn't want to bring a houndmaster.
okay let's bring the grave robber let's bring out some G to this try to think of
what else I should bring let's bring volts absolutely bring volts and who is a
good second position motherfucker plague doctor
But plague doctor can't move forward.
Highwayman can.
Crusader.
You're fucking right, Crusader's actually such a good pick here.
Uh, what's their speed though?
Speed 10.
Speed 4.
Okay, meaning the Grave Robber will definitely get to go first.
So, wait, let me see how this plays out.
So the grave robber will lunge forward and then,
oh, but then I lose.
And the lunge, they won't even be blighted either.
I really need bulbs to go first.
Or maybe I do Lunge and then SFang gets put here and I start my Grave Robber in position
4.
Can I Lunge in position 4?
I can.
Start with Fade in position 1.
I can do that, too.
Um, but who the fuck's my fourth here?
Hold on.
I need a healer.
Especially if I'm gonna do a boss.
What am I fighting again?
The prophet.
This is the guy that has a bunch of, like, pews and shit in the way, right?
I'm really going to have a hard time
blighting him.
Unless I play poison darts.
Let's bring Vey.
Here's a Vestal healer.
Darts are great. I'm definitely gonna take darts. I'm just like debating how I want to organize these motherfuckers
Maybe I can give more speed to, uh, Vulps.
I think I can. I can give speed to Vulps to where Vulps goes first.
And then...
the damage, sort by level.
Early riser plus two speed is crazy.
Yeah, fuck. It's tough to win.
Or to out speed volts here.
So wait, Volts goes first, knocks back.
So in that case I would want Volts here, or SMG here, like Crusader.
Actually shit, Mike, I think I'd want it here.
I think this is actually my starting position.
This is fucking awkward, but this is it probably give up on holy lancelayer shieldbreaker and gray robber do the work
Actually, you know, fuck maybe you're fucking right. I hate it, but you might be right
Let me go upgrade these fucker or fuckers sort by activity
Hey maxed out we're good
Shelling.
Okay.
Self-only increased scouting for his random supply item.
Yeah, that's it. Alright, trinkets. So this is where I'm going to have to do like accuracy
and figure all this out. Right now I have stress skills improved on S-Fant. I don't know if I
should do that. I feel like I should do damage. Why is my speed so high? It should be a 1.
I mean, I'll be honest for a max level character you are very slow
Let's do crate with melee skills
But grave rubber does a little bit of both right. I feel like I'm not gonna be spamming
Daggers and stuff do I want pick to the face?
Armor piercing has to be good
Fuck, I don't know how to build these people.
Plus two speed of torch is above 50.
Plus five dodge.
This is really good. Let's give some speed, fuck it.
Accuracy, resolve XP, accuracy in position 4, crit.
Let me un-equip everything.
Sorry, I was gonna take it, but I've never played this character, so I'm trying to just think how the fuck to make it work.
20% damage and crit versus unholy.
I think that goes on my grave robber. I'm trying to make them pump, right?
Truthfully, I think Volps is gonna be my pumper
Regardless. Actually, no. Volps is like a blighter.
Uh, crit and damage with ranged skills. I don't really think I use this melee skills and crit.
Problem is I feel like I'm gonna be doing a lot of
stress trimming on S-Fan. I don't know if I should proc. I guess critting is
stress relief.
Screw it. I'm just gonna build normally. This is gonna be an easy win I feel like.
Let's just do crusader, healing, and stress relief plus 35% blight skill.
chance. 15 accuracy ranged in three speed.
damage and minus speed I could take away some speed from
bulbs with this plus 35 in the damage versus marked in 10% damage no where
was that shield breaker spear and know what I put on volts I definitely want
this bang
but I kind of want volts to have more speed fuck okay in that case maybe I
wear the legendary bracer on minus one speed 20 percent damage right there now
Now they have the same speed, minus two speed, 33% max HP the fuck, okay plus two speed and
torch there we go.
and then Vestal, or my healing items, bang.
Bang.
Fuck it, I'm going with this.
I might, this shuffle build might be a little iffy,
I might change things around, but let's go fight the boss.
It's a medium run, we'll do 12 torches,
three anti-venom, three bandies,
3 of those. 4 keys. 4 holy water. 3 of that.
Okay. Camp skills. I think my camp skills are fine.
I mean the only one maybe is this. Remove disease.
Oh shit.
can remove disease on the grave robber on other people I didn't know
okay let's go finally resigned to his uncommon corporeal resilience I lured him
to the dig there I showed him the thing and detailed the full extent of my
plans triumphantly I watched as he tore his eyes from their sockets and ran
shrieking into the shadows wailing maniacally that the end was upon us all
equip anti-south on vessel the echoes of his mindless tittering reverberate
maddening lake I think you're right actually I should take that
Anti-self. Bang.
Alright, let's see if this turnover actually works. Let's go south first, even though it's not where the boss is. Fuck it.
Let's use a shovel. No.
Shovel or a key. Okay, on the way back.
I don't know if I can even give a fuck to be going all the way down, I'll just go whatever
and see what it is.
The thing is, like, all the bosses or whatever, when you throw out their call, but like when
you snuff the torch and you fight that weird Eldrick thing, I literally can't even get
loot from it.
Want to back up
The shambler yeah, I killed a shambler and it gave me a common trinket because I've got every trinket it can drop
so
And the collectors pointless I've got everything
The way is lit the path is clear
We require only the strength to follow it. Okay, I'm not gonna loot it. I don't care
Sell one of the trinkets to get it to drop again if
Yeah, I really am kind of just trying to suck bosses at this point there's nothing else to do oh
Oh wow, a lot of mobs, surely Volb's goes first?
Nope.
So if I were to cast Shadowfade right now, that would move my best all the way up.
I think that's fine.
We're gonna do this, which is good, because now I impale everything.
Everyone now gets blighted.
Okay, but now my Vestal's completely fucking cooked.
Ah.
And then I'll lunge in.
Oh my god, I can't even heal.
I vessel needs to go in the back
Good dodges, thank God
Do some stress trimming here as the light gains purchase
I mean, the fight is over and I haven't gotten to fucking hit anything.
I mean, that's disgusting numbers, but, yeah.
Fight's already over.
And the other thing you have to keep in mind is I had to sack an entire turn for that
The damage buff. I don't know.
Huh.
Torch.
All right, and food plus two inventory. I mean, I'm just gonna loot other stuff. There's so much shit to loot
I'm not asking for its return nor did I want this but I am genuinely curious if you still have the files for your
old Teeber model. My old VTuber model? Volks has it. I don't.
All right, let me heal.
Just one AOE heal, please.
Nice.
Big AOE.
What do you want with it?
I mean, it's there.
I just hit myself.
Are you kidding me?
And stunned myself?
Hello?
Aw, fuck.
Yikes.
Six damage per round for three rounds.
Let's cleanse that.
Let's say we heal.
The six damage and blights?
Yeah, I don't know.
Lunge is...
I'm sure it can be great, but I'm not really feeling it.
We should be looking at the speed of the party with the dancing comp to plan the order.
It's speed plus 1d8.
I mean, yeah, I understand.
Like right now, I guess I'll go back here.
we're gonna fade and then I'll just stun this guy I guess
I feel like I just want to stress relief, actually.
Some of the lunge this front guy into one shot.
cringe as fuck okay let's see a lunch here 35 non crit I mean it's a number
That's cringe.
Ow!
But again, like, a 35, it's the equivalent of hitting for 14, uh, 15, 17.
Because it took two turns to do that.
Never forget that you're the legendary Harpoon owner.
Okay.
God!
of
All the slightest lapse in concentration
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles
Tripling victory, but a victory nonetheless sapphire sure
Do do do do do do do just move this motherfucker back
I
Hopefully bulbs goes first thank god massive
their formation is broken maintain the offensive
start the robber in fourth position no i don't think so
i guess i could just to like instantly lunge and hit my motherfucker
ow
The end approaches.
Damn, I'm having a bad time here.
We're gonna anti-venom that. I dropped my anti-venom. Typical.
I will try this.
Why do you and Moon play the same games but never play together?
Is he a...
But I got shuffled.
Uh-oh.
This is horrible.
Oh, fuck me. Are you serious?
Okay, moving the fuck up.
I'm lunging this guy.
Like, ten?
He's not blighted.
And I wasn't stealth, so it just hit...
Wait, that's so awful!
Okay, maybe I stun this guy.
Okay, at least I didn't get one shot there, Jesus.
Things are looking real bad.
There we go.
Let's back the fuck up.
I need a single heal.
Right here's so bad.
Ugh, now's the time to get a crit.
dodge.
It's an AWE heal if I've ever seen it.
No crits. Sad.
I'm gonna stress relief.
Oh, fuck.
I wanna throw an impale on Vols. It'd be great if I could.
Nicely goodness.
Okay, he's removed.
To lunge or to stress relief and heal?
I'm gonna stress relief and heal.
And then I'm gonna A and we heal.
The wounds of war can be healed, but never hidden.
Oh god.
Okay, I've got big damage this round I think.
I will say that's the biggest crit I've ever seen.
But, it's essentially hitting for thirty-five, or thirty-seven-ish, so again it takes two
turns.
I have to use a turn to increase damage by a hundred percent for one turn.
Guess I gain dodge and stuff.
It's not bad, but fuck, the base damage is horrible.
Hmmmm...
Which food do I have?
12? That's it, and I still have a campfire as well.
So I basically only have 4 food left if I were to do a big eat.
Ah screw it all, I need money too. Going south.
Oh, I didn't fuck my order, fixed my order.
Okay, we're gonna go back here.
I need to dash forward.
Big.
Okay, I need to apply a blight to everybody now.
On my shield breaker.
And then I can one-shot somebody.
I don't know who though.
Let's just do some damage.
Okay, massive impale.
Apply the blight.
Nice.
I mean I can remove this guy in his turn or I could stress you, stress you.
Surely this one spear guy is not a big deal.
Fucker.
So like I've got a fat lunge, but this guy, oh I can't even hit him.
I mean I can throw poison darts at him.
Fuck it.
Shhh, 49 non-crit.
Nice, okay, spear guy's dead.
This guy's not.
He rest him, fuck.
42 stress.
And he dies.
Now I can lunge as well.
Compassion is a rarity in the fevered picture of Babylon.
Impressive.
These nightmarish creatures can be felled they can be beaten
Al mother fuckers this will find no clemency in this place
I need a camp
Honestly, I'm just gonna camp now. Fuck it.
Okay. Minus 25 stress.
Perfect. Prevents nighttime ambush.
One companion, gain accuracy and dodge.
Light skill chance.
Let's do this, zealous speech.
Let's get Blight skill chance and let's rest.
Give actually to Gravebob if you don't want to miss, yeah well, unfortunately.
Now it's weird, I'm not going to be able to Blight the pews, right?
So I'm not sure how I want to play this.
Okay, which way is the boss? Left? No, it's south, okay.
So what spell should I have equipped for this fight?
Lunge can be good.
I do a lot of damage verse unholy on my grave robber.
I mean, I guess this is actually all I have.
Okay, I mean, this is it.
Let's go.
The AC.
Nah, they're okay.
Have a madman hides there behind the fuse spouting his mindless drizzle.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
I mean, I have to remove the front pew.
I really want to try and, like,
Serpent Sway the big falling damage,
but I don't know how I can do that.
I guess I get Serpent Sway and then move forward on my Crusader,
which would swap.
Let's do that.
Huh.
i think i just throw some blight here
or do i lunge so i can shadowfade later i guess i lunge
screw it
a lot of dodge, oh golly
uh...
kinda awkward
I'm just debating what I should land, either the boss or a pew. Do I want to kill a second pew?
It can be helpful.
I don't think so though.
Cues or money? I don't care.
Ow!
Okay, so it's half my HP when that happens.
Unfortunate.
Well, two blocks remains, so that guy's fine.
I can't even put Blight on this guy in the back.
Unless I get him to position two, then I could Atters kiss him.
I think it's Impale.
whatever stab this nine I should have just done a away healing okay there goes
my turn smack this thing one pew down
Okay, I have no Anti-Venom... 40?
Hello?
Oh my god.
I might die to this dot by the way, unless I...
Say we heal.
Fuck, that's a low roll. I need some goddamn crits.
Yeah, smack the pew.
I'm gonna drink some fucking holy water.
I'm gonna throw some...
...light on this freak.
Please block the pier.
I blocked one.
Another one at deathplugger.
Might die.
Need to heal it.
Oh my fucking god, okay, um.
I needed that number that's my fucking Christ
of emptiness reveal themselves let's lunge oh poor s-fand by the way not who I
needed to crit. Okay, let's see if I die here.
Just fucking Christ. Unless I lance, which would then put a shield breaker in the zone.
Let's do it. Big crit, needed that.
I can take that.
mm-hmm I just have to Lance fucking big 27 here we go okay that's for real I'm
30 HP he can die in the next hit 11 HP
I literally can't even hit this guy.
Can't fucking hit him.
Still alive?
health
Did he foresee his own demise I cannot so long as he remains dead
Geez those Christ
All right, let's just get out of here tbh
That sucked. I don't think that did well.
Armortinker, that's worthless. Bad.
Replaced, stress faster. Minus weapons and stress warrants, whatever.
I didn't get any free weapon upgrade. Fuck, I didn't get any goddamn invitations.
Uh, how much XP did the grave robber get?
Out of that, we got...
Oh, we're level six now. Look at that.
Okay.
on combat and this drink it
interesting
These lanterns are crazy
Yeah, there's a lot of people that are level four, but it's like I just don't care to get a full entire roster of sixes at this point
I'm trying to beat the fucking game. I'm gonna go to courtyard
And I'm just gonna try and farm a fucking invitation
That's some just pretty stressed out let's go fix it
Wrong place, whatever.
Drink your cares away.
Your infestation level is low, you won't find invitations.
Well, okay, I'm gonna go to the courtyard.
Uh, team comp-wise.
I get XP out of this, so who do I want to try and get six?
to really definitely duck bro those are two big hitters I want to try and finish
off six I don't think you find invitations there what but they actually
don't so then how do I get an invitation
Eggs. So you just have to find them.
Alright.
Then in that case, I'll go get this medium warrens.
This is a, they're immune to blight here, so I need a lot of bleed.
We can take Russell, get Russell to six.
I'd like a healer.
I guess I have to really to heal, kind of.
Shoot for wield, it's your lowest area.
I can do a long run.
Fuck it, fine, wield.
What are they immune to and wield I think it's kind of a hybrid right
They're immune to blight mainly okay, so I stick with bleeds got it
just support position for support here trying to get him six
I'm trying to equip all.
Here we go.
Plus, 50% healing received if in position 4.
Sure.
I guess I don't really even have a healer, so it's kind of awkward.
So really does heal over time.
But plus 10% prod and dodge if in position 4.
I guess healing received.
Maybe it truly does a thingamajig.
skill debuff plus some stress I mean I could wear double man-in-arm stuff here
10% prot, 5% crit, 25% repost damage, stun skill chance, debuff skill, death blow resist,
put the dog in position for it, yeah, and then I could start doing stuff, let's do this.
all my healing is essentially healing over time. Dog build, I love having this on. Hellion.
There's a Hellion trinket that's really good that I like a lot. Then again, crit with melee
skills, this is disgusting for Hellion. And then, here we go. Minus 25% stress and plus
ten accuracy. Either that or...
The fuck is this? Ancestors coat plus fifteen dodge?
The hell?
is goaded coupler with bolster? Yeah that's a lot of dodge you're not kidding.
That actually sounds fucking crazy. I kind of want to wear that. So I'm gonna
cast bolster which gives me the whole team 8 dodge and then I'm going to guard someone
so I'm basically dodge tanking for two people.
Go position 4.
Put the jacket on.
You're getting baited?
Am I?
I don't know what else I wear on my helian
it's gonna just be twenty five percent damage for something
yeah fuck it
big damage on helian
That's my flag what am I doing?
25% max HP maybe?
But 50% increased food consumed sucks
Oh, what's your box all right. Yeah, that's good provision
We old long let's do all the food
Full stack of shovels full stack of bandies full stack of that was real that will say that
I don't need that many torches
You have any accuracy on your hellion?
Absolutely not.
Corruption has soaked the soil, sapping all good life from these groves.
Let us burn out this evil.
Which is, do I want to break through?
Or do I want to iron swan turn one?
I think break through, right?
Yeah.
How are you going to heal up after getting tree smacked?
Uh, heal over time.
I guess it's tough.
My Flagelline can do some pretty crazy healing as well.
That's cringe.
I'm going to tank for my Hellion this first turn.
it what didn't dodge there's a dodge
Death by inches.
Bolstered, though, bro. I think I preferred guarding first.
And then I would bolster.
I like all the damage being funneled onto one person, considering I do hots, right?
Right?
Hmm, I'm going to rack these up over a gold stack.
They're all dead.
Nice.
How's that mushroom smiling?
Dude, look at that, you're right, look at this guy.
It's having the greatest time ever.
Arms is basically level four without upgrades. He is upgraded is he not?
But you're right, I need to upgrade him. Oof. Fuck the deeds.
Oh, fuck, I can't break through.
Nooo.
Alright.
Yes, I made it.
Very nice.
of
the
one
of
So far I'll go ahead and how many shovels do I have for
Nass through that I guess gonna stop looting stuff. It's not really any point. Not early
down like this. Let's go ahead and torch up.
Ahhhh! 60% bleed resist!
That's cringe. Okay.
40% protection. Let's mark this guy.
Can blast him next turn.
I'll break through. That's fine.
Excellent dodge.
through lowers your damage. I'm aware minus 10% it's not the biggest deal TBH.
Fights like two seconds.
Not a fan of that stress. Anomstund. Oof.
Honestly, I'm gonna stress relief here because I think I kill him before he goes again.
That's not what I wanted to happen.
I really need to trim bogus' stress now.
Great.
Duckpro just got diseased because he's retarded.
Rabies.
I'm gonna take it.
This is the best one you can get.
Jesus
Rabies
Let's give my team some dodge
Please a we here
If anything, for really taking damage is good.
Getting them below 40% is very nice, so I can just heal to full basically.
Alright, one left.
Oh, look at that.
Alright.
Let's go ahead and heal myself to full here, or not full, but a lot of healing.
Very nice.
I'm gonna stack these blue gems as well. I think it's good money. Hopefully I'll find
more in a long run. But what do I want to drop? I kind of need to keep mostly everything
I guess the anti-venom. Shit. Life's hard.
Dog traits? I should use them as much as I do.
I keep forgetting that this isn't a boss fight, or there's no bosses here.
Breakthrough is good here.
That was not good there.
Is he bleedable?
100% bleed resist?
Nice!
Ulster!
That's how big leads. 12 damage per round now.
Alright.
14 damage per round. Fuck, I literally can't do damage on this guy.
I don't know, guard I guess. This is his last turn.
I think that's good. I think I get to heal to full. I'm truly no.
Massive.
Wasted? No, I can do that as many times as I want.
Let's go ahead and camp.
Alright.
Let's do this, Prevents Night Ambush, uh, plus 10% whatever.
20% damage if in position 1.
Party, gain stodge and crit.
Good enough.
Star is born.
50% protection. We'll mark this left one.
Shit.
2 damage fuck, he's gonna be 1 HP.
Let's just remove him.
Never mind.
Dodge build.
They're all dead, stress relief.
There's an okay.
Have you reminded yourself?
Yes, I have reminded myself today already.
yourself that overconfidence is slow and insidious killer okay duck bro is gonna
get diseased again zoo phobia okay 20% increased stress from beasts love that
for me
And he has a dog. Yeah, well, you know. Maybe that's what it's from.
Okay, the back ones I think are dead. They are. So, single target, this big guy. Resist.
Ow. Ew, gross. What the fuck is this? Another one? Hmm. I'll mark this guy.
Cringe as fuck, really?
Hmm, that's painful.
Okay.
Chest, I'm just going to get it on the way back probably.
Massive Breakthrough.
Holy fuck.
At this point, I'm just going to give myself crit, because I might kill a lot of people.
self crit. So I might kill him right here. Nope, I didn't. So why are you growing an Aspen
gold hair. Any question? Eight per ounce, two rounds. I think I healed a fool with that.
Smack him.
Oh, great.
Well, I'm bleeding.
Shit, Breakthrough would be so good. I'm in the wrong spot.
This isn't feeling very good, I'm going to use a dog treat here.
I'm glad I dog-traded, Jesus.
Turn the fucking torch off.
I'm okay.
What?
Wait your last one now watch your opinion on the arbalest
Is that a oh the joke is yeah, it's a racism thing
See
6 damage per round, but Jesus fuck, I'm taking so much damage.
I'm further when she was white, I'll be honest.
Don't know why we changed it.
Uh, 6, 3, it's gonna actually stop.
God damn it, what the fuck is this?
hit my can we hit my goddamn flagelline one more time so I can do the stress
relief holy fuck I'm gonna stress cleanse these numbers are getting way
too high what are these low rolls to oh my god okay let's put a hot over here
fuck it
He didn't stack Acura, she did counter dodge.
I'm aware, thank you Gamer.
I wish that landed.
Ow.
I'm not a fan of my flagellants HP here.
This could be a scary fight.
I've never seen that mob.
And once again I wish I could break through, holy fuck.
Snack the backline, screw it.
I'm not going to heal myself quite yet, okay.
Do another dog treat on this.
I'd say a wee.
Okay, everyone seems to be marked. That's not ideal.
That's a lot of stress.
More AoE.
Followed by...
Backline.
Dodged, of course.
Iron Swan?
No?
Well, now I can't swan great.
Let's get a guard for really here.
Breakthrough though.
Skrrt!
The fuck?
What the hell is this? Wait, my spells are locked.
I can't heal with this fucker up.
Oh, thank god.
resist of course dodge are you kidding me do 46 dodge oh my god you're right I
I just noticed that. Holy shit.
Uh, thank you.
Kill Squiffy Gas. Why- Okay, I got an achievement for that. Lovely.
Nothing is in the tent, uh, of course.
This is my trap to spell chance.
On air buddy, 60, 90, 50.
Risk it.
That's 6%.
Beyond measure awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike
Actually, I gotta stop torching cuz I'm gonna go camp pretty soon
I think I walk through this hallway and then I camp around there.
Fort should be down.
Oh fuck.
Okay, let's get that bleed prock in here.
Okay, dodge is gonna get- oh, he gets two turns.
Fuck it, I need to dodge this shit.
Excellent.
Fuck it.
Dammit.
Fuck it.
Dammit.
Gonna guard my, uh, Hellion.
A.O.E.
Dog dies.
He bleeds.
Uh, more hots?
Oh. Ooh! That's a dodge!
That's crazy. More hots?
numbers
talented, can I say. Stress relief.
Uh oh.
UGH!
Oh, great, go ahead and loot the corpse and get disease.
Deezed Jackass.
Alright camp time.
Eat the food.
I'm gonna go up here because uh, unfortunate, plus 17.
I got greedy and wanted to remove stress.
I still haven't seen any invitations.
Address the animal.
Put the puppies.
The elephant.
Okay, invitations unless infest level is high enough.
So I need to get infected more.
But like, I can't even get infected, I'm struggling. Okay, sure they don't fail again.
This is an AIDS fight.
Extremely AIDS now, oh great.
Dog tree?
I don't have any more.
I'm not stressed!
rage quit the podcast cuz a nick don't get gaslit wait until this week our last
episode when he gets posted on Monday that really bad I think I actually
slam the table at one point
fuck
Oh, he dies next round, that's good.
Oh, I need to get some hots going bad.
My Helium's being butt-fucked.
I'd like to heal again, honestly, but I won't be able to because of the dot, fuck.
relief. This is probably the last fight up here. Actually don't lose this. Use bandages
for it, for the love of God please.
Another hateful Varago?
I'm tired of this, bitch.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Nice.
Taking quite a bit of damn here.
Oh golly gee willikers, okay.
More ducks.
I should, I don't have anything on my mind.
Let's guard my Hellion here.
Start putting the hots up.
Thank God I guarded my Hellion, holy fuck.
Jeez!
I should have killed the back.
You didn't go to the bathroom with me, huh?
God!
Holy fuck!
I actually wish that hit. I could have healed the Helium to full.
Yeah, I need to take him out after this.
All right, they're all dead, that's it.
Whoa.
Whoa!
There's only one square where food can take the drop. You taking them out, babe? Thank you!
Fortress I guess.
Oh, that's it.
Alright, cool.
Okay, let's gain a little bit of stress.
That's fun.
Yikes.
Can't do anything there.
Yikes don't have anti venom. Alright that's it, go on.
Replace Rebus and I got Lurker, that's not good.
Minus 5% damage to melee skills.
Replace Precyce Striker, ew.
It was a union of thirst for discovery that could be neither numbed nor sated
Medium veteran kill the 12 pounder. I mean I could level up some awful fours or you know, I could just go to the darkest dungeon
Come on ducks
makes for the gifted subs alternative to why oh my god you are so cute oh my
gosh you're such a cutie say hello what's this over here quarter what what
What?
He's gonna make me scuba.
Okay.
Nice.
Sick.
Uh, I mean, fuck.
Do I just go to the darkest dungeon?
medium kill one shuffling whore i think i just go
i'm fucking
i'm so annoyed that i can't just go courtyard
let's bring in i don't know what
it's gonna look like in here
okay answer me this is the only thing i really want to know
can i bleed and blight
Or are they immune to one of them?
Sort of?
I mean, if- okay, we're just gonna not- if I'm not gonna know, I'm just not gonna bring anything.
Some of the mobs you can, I don't know about the boss. They're immune to both.
I mean, if they're immune to both, I'm just not- okay.
That completely changes what I bring then.
Then I'll bring a leper. I'll bring Patty with guns. I'll bring
Who I'd like to be able to mark targets
However and then I could do a bounty hunter
To bring S-Fan leper highwaymen
and then a Vestal.
This is a zero dot build, massive damage.
However, if they have protection, I'm fucked.
I have no way to remove Prott, I don't think.
Bounty Hunter could be good, but...
Houndmaster Bounty Hunter actually works pretty well.
Well. And then they where's babe? Do I have her level six? There we go, babe. Is she
She's very diseased. Oh God, she's very diseased. No!
I taint in the worries. Oh my god
Okay, so maybe not a bounty hunter angle
This works. This is fine.
Okay.
I'm trying to clip all.
Um, okay, dog.
Or my Houndmaster trinkets.
Here we go, Houndmaster.
Okay, and then highwaymen plus 5% or 10 accuracy, no, where's the range guns this?
10 accuracy, 5% crit plus 100% stress, or 8% crit, 10% damage.
Uh, 10 accuracy or 10% damage.
I think I like the accuracy considering I spam Grape Shot.
Actually.
And then Crusader.
I'm actually a big fan of just upping the stress relief
And then healing on Vestal and that's it
Okay
Duck bro does have rabies, but that's okay. I
I think... is everyone leveled up? 5, 5, 5, 5, 5 is across the board.
Without spoiling that don't answer you got from chat with bullshit, there are no knowledge
checks in the first DD mission.
I see.
Okay, well this is regardless, I'm ready to go with this, so... provision.
With a darkest dungeon as abandoned, not all heroes are guaranteed to survive.
Someone must sacrifice themselves to hold off the fiends.
Okay.
I don't really know what to expect, so I'm going to do full stacks of everything, almost.
We'll bring two of these.
And Bart.
Slade and Shadows pulse to the unrelenting rhythm of a beating heart.
Instantly thirsting of force.
The blood of the fallen lows ever downward along these tightened spires.
Damn, look at this background.
The creature fattens itself on your failures.
Ugh!
The fuck are they Harlem shake?
Alright, um, zero dodge, speed nine.
Okay, lovely.
Oh, he's going.
Flash to flash.
He's sealed himself.
Okay.
okay resist of course
okay easy stun
two hp turn is skipped
Whoa.
Coltis Priest.
I do terrible fucking frontline damage.
Whoa.
Cultist Priest.
God, I do terrible fucking frontline, damn.
Death Lash.
Let's recover a bit here, nice.
I'm going to move him to the front yet, because this feels like not an AoE situation, so I'll
just open with pistol shot.
Of course.
one.
Gonna stun that freak.
of
Wow, that bleed fucking hurts.
I shouldn't have killed it, I should have healed it, fuck.
Uh...
Can I go south?
The light?
The light. The promise of safety.
Okay.
Is that another bleed?
Oh my god, six damage per round.
That is actually really problematic.
Should I just dog-treat here? I don't know what to expect.
I feel like it's gonna be done in, like, crock-boss-type equivalent.
The finger. Weird.
I didn't... okay, I guess I don't get the bandage.
Big dodge, thank god.
Ah, that thing is weird.
Get that freak out of here.
No roll.
I
Resist fuck, okay, I wanted to die to a bleed
I guess he gets one more turn
Now I crit, okay.
The wounds of war can be sheathed, but never have hidden.
I'm gonna keep moving right.
Oh, shit.
Blast him.
Almost killed one guy instantly, damn, okay?
That's...
Cringe
Little stun maybe
Excellent superb
Let's just remove this guy, get him out of here.
Double resist, okay.
Love that for me.
God fucking damn it
Thank you someone actually fucking sent on a number for the first time in their life
power
Six damage per round for three rounds
Goddamn
I think that's it.
Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration.
Bandage.
Heal.
feel. It's a lot of stress here on my highwaymen. I'm gonna try and trim it but it might turn
and just a basic campfire
it's gonna dog treat
Thank fucking God to stress dealers yes hit the hand master don't pull it
Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't pull it.
23 with the fuck.
A momentary abatement.
54.
Oh my, thank Jesus.
Okay.
Push that crit, but whatever.
Clearly I think I kill everything with A and W this round.
Another bleed.
Not what I wanted to happen.
65 stress.
And I'm marked.
Don't hit me again.
Numbers.
Well, how do I- this is my Houndmaster go.
Why the fuck?
There we go.
Okay, he dies.
There's only one guy left now.
The wounds of the war can be healed, but never hidden.
29.
That is absurd.
A momentary awaitment.
Nice big high roll.
Shoulda cleansed the bleed.
Oh my god, 12 damage per round for 3 rounds.
Holy fuck, okay.
I'm gonna shoot him, I wish I could.
He gets one turn.
Surely I'll dodge it or something, right?
I want one more turn of stress relief.
and now I'm not gonna stretch my hand
and edge it.
This is his last turn.
Miss it!
Nine stress, that's worth.
Fuck!
Fuck it, let's just... I'm not gonna camp yet.
Hopefully I don't reach 100 stress.
Oh!
Hmm...
Oh, my first hunger check.
I mean, it said it was a short run, right?
It can't be that long.
What the fuck?
Where was a medium run, right?
I have one campfire.
So like...
Oh, here we go.
What the fuck is that? Eww.
I don't know but it's gone. Jesus, we'll take that.
That's almost 100, I don't want that to get there.
That's Mucho Baddo.
that crit on Forge. Uh-oh, 86. Mm, plus 7. Okay, can we take 7 more? Recover a bit.
Minus 12. Okay, I think that removes a lot. This bitch gets one turn. Unless I stun her.
What's the matter?
Fuck.
Okay, this is the last turn here.
Please don't be high stressed.
Oh my god!
Please, please.
Fuck!
Alright, that's fans irrational.
I don't know how I'm going to trim that.
Okay, minus six.
I need these to crit.
I don't want to kill it yet.
Fuck.
Of course I declined the heal. Irrational of all things. Okay.
Alright. Down to 64. Oh god.
Down to 58.
I need to get it all the way down to zero to remove a rational.
I think I'm on a campfire here.
Okay, 48 stress.
Oh, look at that.
Zero stress.
Oh
Clean my guns
Anywho all companions minus 10% stress for four battles and I feel like that's not very
valuable I think I prefer this it's two minus stress as well.
plus 10 accuracy and dodge. Let's put that on S-Van. I think that's more valuable.
I'm gonna keep going right. This looks like that's probably gonna be the right way, right?
Right?
Big numbers
Okay, Morty at 49 stress on Patty so cleansing that is ideal
Okay, no fucking way
74?
Are we trolling?
81?
Hello?
Oh, fuck you.
Okay, one left.
I need Nesfan turn for sure.
Big dodge.
I can probably...
Get maybe one more out of it.
Not who I wanted the funds on.
It's gonna increase stress a bit. There's a crit. Minus 16. Okay, 35 stress I can work with.
Blast him. God.
Beware, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
Whoa!
Oh, Shuffling Whore!
Wait, this is it.
This is the boss.
Fuck it, let's start by doing that.
Sure.
Uh, blast it?
Impressive.
Good start.
Hello, pussy.
Dog treat?
dog treat? Hmm. Hmm. I'm thinking I mark the boss here. I shouldn't be in the dog
tree yet but didn't think 50-50 chance on the Sun okay that's not good
gross oh fuck me okay luckily I have Lance
I can point blank this freak blasted 38 or 6 HP left
and a we is probably better here that way I kill the back fuck that even utilize my
mark. A.U.E. Heal.
Defensive growth. Ew. Gross. Okay. I'm Zunging Boss. I gotta remark him. Oh god.
He's not marked anymore fuck man. I didn't realize my mark like at all
What does it do guard?
Can I stun you of course I can't I should have healed fuck
Oh my fucking god.
Four damage per round for three rounds.
Bolster.
Huh?
Doing no damage to this fucking thing.
Immune to Bleed's just to top it off. Oh my god, this is cooked.
Oh, I can't wait to point blank this thing, but that has 1 HP.
fucking believable tracking shot I think I tracking shot yeah and then I get
Hey, remark to the boss!
I can't single heal, cause my awkward positioning aoe heal, I guess.
If he summons another...
Kill the boss, I'm ignoring this guy.
If I first marked hit, phenomenal, love it, great, single heal.
I do bonus damage to Mark on my highwaymen, but I just can't do it because of every bullshit happening
Fuck it I might as well use this 14
Oh God
I need healing 10
I don't think I bleed here. I think I suck
He has one HP after a bleed tick one HP. Let me play. Let me play my turn
I think I heal here
So probably have to kill this freak after no, I should have done damage. She's done. I'm gonna do it
That was avoidable
That's great love that for me
Fuck you
Victory's mount so too that was it
All right, they got a tapeworm that's fun
You have merely glimpsed the edge of the abyss
The edge of the abyss.
Hmm.
Arbalist, Houndmaster, Might and Arm, Shieldbreaker, Musketeer gain 4 accuracy and 10% max HP.
Fuck it.
Done.
I'm getting that.
Jester minus terms interest, finale plus 12, 20% damage.
I only have one jester, Thomas, it's cheap and I can get it.
How many blueprints do I have left?
Six?
Okay, it's so cheap.
Let's get it.
200 deeds and I can improve my healing by 10% and stun resist.
20 hunter grave robber and high women I can gain 4% crit. That's also nuts
Interesting level 3 Vestal
Wow, I already have a level 3 Vestal, so I don't know if I care
So wait, what's the next dungeon here?
Never again heroes who have returned from this request in Darkest Dungeon have seen too much depending on what game mode game
I just like that they may choose to never go back
What
What is that
Wait, did you see Russell's icon? It was like an Elbridge whore for a second. What?
They don't take a roster. You're right. I'm 27, I'm 31 roster now.
wait so oh my god she'll never go back dude what
Alright, well, let's make a new team here.
Um, let's bring in Vulp's to this one, I guess.
Shit, I've only got two Houndmasters left.
Fuck it.
Let's bring in Spen's.
Spence could be really good. Oh Spence is crazy boss damage.
This is a long run too.
This is not a boss? Okay.
You're right. Activate three iron crowns.
But does this function the exact same way?
If I go into the darkest dungeon with this team, they'll never go back.
Regardless, correct?
Okay.
So I just have to do a bunch of those fights now.
What is a-
What is gonna be a good team for a boss?
Or not for a boss, for just a long, long run.
Um, maybe this is a Terulee angle, Terulee, and then, my god, what is this shit with
bogus what is that
my l
will do my l
uh... and will have her just repose spam
maybe in position to repose ban build
uh... i'm not gonna bring a healer truly is the healer for this
Yeah, I'll just spam hots on this shit.
Fuck, how do I- I don't have S-Fan now.
I don't like not having single target stress relief.
So no crusader and no jester is miserable.
I could bring in Thomas, but I don't know if I want to use Thomas here.
Oh man, now I'm kind of understanding the struggle of this game.
I didn't know this is how this worked.
Jazzy cat, I guess.
Do I just bring in myth?
Ignores stealth.
I guess I bring in myth. This might be the build.
Uh...
Maybe I don't really want to use a Houndmaster here.
Maybe SMG actually?
If I'm going to use SMG somewhere, and I don't do a full riposte build, I do like a lunge
build and I shuffle just a little bit.
bonus damage to marked on anybody. Mark target, marks the target, eh.
Do I bring in Raffle Gator?
Like actually do I just bring an antiquarian to this to see how I don't know.
And then I just do a ton of dodge.
I don't think I play lunch here.
I think I actually am going to play like daggers and ranged.
picked to the face for armor piercing, but I think I actually play a ranged grave robber.
And the antiquarian can spam dodge and spam their accuracy reduced, and that way I can
just kind of spam or post and dodge a bunch on my L.
Yeah.
Fuck it, let's try it. Let's just get the antiquarian in here. I don't know.
Oh god I haven't played anti-crayon in a while.
Um...
Dude, it's a terrible class.
But you can loot a lot with it.
Let's upgrade.
Shoot, let me turn my AC on.
There's no looting in here.
Yeah, but again like the dodge can be really good, the group dodge.
All right, plus 10 dodge, that's pretty fucking nuts.
Heal 2 to 3.
Okay, heals 3 now.
Okay.
Oh shit.
And I haven't played my L in a while.
Alright.
skills, um, one companion plus 20% bleed resist? No. Fuck it, alright. What spells do I want
on these motherfucking bitches? Um, I really think, okay, maybe I'll swap endure when a
fight gets really bad I don't need it initially a lot of these fuckers shuffle
So that's why I'm not really a fan of
The house, how does it wait what?
Huh minus a hundred percent stress minus a hundred percent damage taken
What
You just don't die
What is revelation?
It's like a Nixia cloak.
Okay.
Well, I only have three.
plus 50% healing skills.
Create with melee.
This is really good.
Plus 15 dodge as well.
I really like dodging so let's throw that on plus eight dodge that be so much dodge Jesus
Yeah, I think I just rocked that, that's fine.
That means I can go to different positions, I don't have to stay in the same spot.
I can get shuffled, it's okay.
Um, Grave Robber, I don't know what to wear here.
I feel like I'm primarily going to be doing a lot of ranged skills, so maybe I take
the crit and damage un-ranged.
No, because I do- the range is like a dot application.
I don't care about the- like, it's creating a stress relief, but...
Minus 25% stress just altogether. Fuck it, let's just reduce it.
Let's do max HP, minus 2 accuracy on an Aquarian.
Resolve, stress...
I'm feeling the stress skills now.
Let's see this.
More likely to surprise the monsters.
Ancestors lantern.
Alright, I think this works.
Spells wise.
Damage minus 33%.
1% crit. Uh, it's AOE.
I don't fucking like the Grave Robber. This is like the worst team ever. I might be sending all of them to their death.
My worry is losing these trinkets, but I guess I can just leave and put the trinkets back in my inventory.
I don't know how I feel on nervous stab, I think I prefer vapors.
Increased bleed and blight resist, I don't know if I care about that either.
Fuck it.
Alright.
What the hand of glory? Okay, so I have to like disable a bunch of bullshit. So, Bleeds
are AIDS. I'm gonna bring two sets of bandages. Oh my god, this is Omega AIDS. The fuck?
I don't even know if I care about keys. Holy water. Oh my fuck. Uh...
I think I'd prefer a lot of them don't need shovels I mean regardless it's taking an inventory
slot. Whatever. Alright, fuck it, burn it down. Oh, my chat is so boring. So tired of
That's as aggressive as they are robust.
Twisted half human monstrosities stalk the flesh-bitten halls, protecting their gestating
God.
Hmm. Go on left. They're just fucking immune to bleeds, of course. Sooooo...
Now I guess I can just fucking lunge a motherfucker.
Okay, I'm marked and I'm reposting.
Okay, one removed, like that.
Let's give my team Dodge.
How much Dodge do I have right now on my L?
They're all attacking the wrong target?
Oh my God!
Jesus.
Okay, a little bit of blight.
There's some reposting. Love to see it. Okay, he dies.
the enemy crumbles
let's go ahead and fuck his accuracy
okay, never mind
I almost don't want to kill him yet
He's dead.
Hmm.
Be wary.
Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
Okay, Hokidoki, I still don't know what this thing does, but it doesn't look fun.
I really hate these guys.
Okay, we're marked.
Uh, Blight, or Daggers.
I don't know what's going to give them.
I think Daggers.
I think they'll die to reposting, surely.
I think I mark my flagellant.
I want him to take the damage.
Excellent.
Um, let's put some Haas over here.
that's good okay now I could kill some of the full here oh my god
I don't have this thing stressing me out I'm gonna blight it I don't know what
just does. I don't like looking at it.
I could use Redeem here.
I think I'd do it. It's Redeem.
Okay, more dodge.
Ugh.
My repose is just not doing what I want it to.
Daze the mind.
I resisted. It's a stun, okay.
Okay.
Alright, he's dead.
More dodge.
What is- what the fuck are these were post?
Like, is RNG a shit?
They're gonna get reinforcements at this point.
I need to start taking lunch.
I really do.
Forty-three stress by the way
Hey one guy left
He buffed minus 15 now he can't hit me
There we go my first repost damage of the entire fight insanity really
Crazy.
crazy. Gonna take lunch.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Maybe it goes up.
Oh, they're not surprised.
some force. Six damage per round for two rounds. Let's go ahead and bandage that off. 17, cringe.
15 cringe they're so low motherfucker screw it light his ass removing from the fight he
He dies now.
Big dodge.
Throw some pots.
Let's fade back, okay, smack that, lead immune of course, typical.
Numbers! Oh my god, no way!
Okay, he's blighted, so I can lunge him now for just an immense overkill.
Yikes, I reduce his accuracy too.
HP by the way.
I mean it's really not I guess it yeah I could take this
Man, I should have taken Suffer 2 or upgraded this.
I mean, really, I'm just gonna have to campfire, and I can do minus, I think, 50 stress for
like free? Essentially. So, I'm not worried about my flags when I'm stressed at all. And
if he does reach 100, it's not that big of a deal. I fucking hate these things. Eww.
Okay, I'm gonna throw some blight on this freak.
Actually just looks like dicks coming out of the ground.
Ooh!
Okay, he's dead.
Get him the fuck out of here, hell yeah.
This guy's not Lee the Moon, but...
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Interesting. Very interesting.
Now he dies.
Big numbers.
He's just healing nothing.
This is kind of how he works
The ground quakes
I dodge this let's see
I'm actually playing OST build right now.
No repost?
The fuck?
Okay.
He's going to keep reducing his accuracy.
This guy does an attack so...
God damn it.
Okay, I mean, I'm doing it.
Notice how there's no fucking loot.
This might be the first time anyone's brought a fucking antiquarian here.
There's no loot here at all.
Oh my god.
Let's go up here.
I should probably campfire soonish.
Another hunger check.
I'm gonna run out of food!
42 HP
There's immune to bleeds. I hate this. It's just pretty hot myself, I guess
You.
Um.
Impressive.
I have like 50 dodge right now. How the fuck do you hit me?
Shit's more than for you. How much dodge do I have on my own? I don't even know.
90. Yeah, okay.
What the fuck?
Roger- oh my god he has that perk where he skips his turn.
Uuugh.
Oh here's some more post-odging, there we go, that's what's supposed to be happening.
It's a bigger number than I thought would happen, okay.
How many torches do I have left?
Six?
Oh my god, what is that Templar Warlord?
Oh, okay, there goes my... that's not good.
Well, okay, starting with the dodge.
Hmm.
98% Blight Resist.
Okay, let's reduce that a bit, I guess.
Let's gain some dodge.
Let's hope I dodge things.
Here we go.
That's revelation.
So that's the thing I reduce the stress by 100%.
So if that goes on my antiquarian, it's extremely bad.
Maybe I should force guard my flagellant.
I'm going to do that because my antiquarian doesn't have that trinket.
Are they bleed immune, 68?
They are not.
I think damage is fine here, of course.
lunch numbers okay oh my golly gee
willikers yes good good good good I want
more damage on someone else I'm about to
heal a lot no oh you fucking freak
That's insanely unlucky.
Now he's got insane death blow resist and that was the first fucking one.
Unforged.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hey look, minor antique.
Okay.
Well, uh...
So what happens if I leave someone else dies, right?
Yeah.
How do I discard?
Okay, control ship. There we go.
Okay, I'll abandon and see who dies.
Yes!
Goodbye, Antiquarian, you will not be missed.
I
Women and men soldiers and outlaws fools and corpses
All will find their way to us now that the road is clear
Now they can't re-enter nope. They cannot guess it doesn't really matter
Interesting
Well, let's go back in there.
Now I kind of have somewhat of an understanding of what's going on.
I'm going to level more Vestals.
I feel like Vestal is like how it has to be done.
I only have one level six left.
Vaze level three.
I mean, I guess I could, I mean, I still could play with E-Rob.
The end aquarium was just awful.
Um...
Hmm...
Wait, would they go back in? Let me see.
Oh, they'd actually go back in. They don't care.
Okay.
Hello, Porter.
Oh, no.
I do have this already I gotta go pee
I'm just running out of fucking houndmasters and vestals and I really like those characters.
I just don't have it.
Okay, we're bringing Asya Dente.
We're gonna take Myel out, and we're gonna bring in...
I think I'll do a front line Zaryu.
And then...
Yeah, this is fine.
We'll do this.
Since you know the fight now, you may want a guard character to cover the guy without the trinket ideally.
Yeah, I mean, I did do that. I guess I could bring in Bogus for it.
You're right.
So is it just a fucking Insta death or like an Insta absolute massacre butt fuck if you get hit by that without the trinket?
It seemed like it only did eight stress, so if you increase that by a hundred percent
Wouldn't that just be 16 I
Don't know the damage
Like 20 damage and 40 stress, okay. Yeah, I don't care too much about that TBH
It's not the biggest deal and surely you know, I'll just get good RNG right
Let's uh upgrade everybody sort by stress
Or no sort by activity plus a dent a maxed sorry max SMG is maxed jazzy cat is maxed
Um, Guild, SMG, Jazzy.
Okay.
Trinkets.
Clear all.
gonna wear a torch on Lepper and we're gonna wear a focus ring. I think those are top
Pryo for sure.
Plus 10 accuracy and crit.
And then of course, I wear a torch here.
And I need to wear a torch.
Who should not have a torch?
Honestly, I think SMG, because SMG is going to be doing a bunch of lunge bullshit
Stealth so you're stealth half the time right?
So you're not gonna have a torch you're gonna be deep damage and hopefully not die
Big lunges hopefully do I have anyone who can apply blight actually fuck as well as I have no blight of
Applications aside from the grave robber herself. I
Feel like I should put a blight user in here
or swat me out oh you don't want to be here I hate your character I actually
don't like the grave robber and I feel like this is probably a better place to
get rid of the grave robber of anything
You do pair well with Volts because of the blight application itself.
XQC.
I can bring Felix in besides Jazzy, but then I'm scared on- yeah, actually I think XQC
can go.
Or, I can just bring in Grubby.
He's level 5.
i feel like this is fine
yeah let's do that
and then
put your grubbies upgraded here
not level six but basically fully upgraded it's completely fine
cures bleed i mean that's fucking nuts
It goes well with the occultist.
Yeah, alright.
Lepper's geared.
What do I want on Zaryu?
Plague Doctor, where's this?
Accuracy and speed, no fuck that.
Plus 15 dodge and, okay, let's do dodge.
Over here.
I
Might just do deep dodge on SMG
No, I should do damage. I want damage here. How many of these fuckers are eldritch?
Are they all? I didn't look. Are they all eldritch?
All. Okay, this is just 25% damage. Okay, we take that.
And then where's my last torch?
The fuck's my torch torch? Where's my last torch?
What?
Is it on a previous member?
No way, I unequipped everything.
Oh, maybe I put it on Felix.
No, I didn't.
What?
There it is.
Alright, and one more trinket for Zaryu.
This is my Euler.
I actually think I want to up the healing if posiblay.
Plus 20% stress. I have no stress relief. This is what sucks.
Nah, fuck that.
Honestly, where's minus stress? I don't want to be stressed out.
minus 25% stress. We'll do that.
Hmm.
Okay. I mean, as R, you might actually do a lot of damage too. If I'm not having to
heal I'll be stunning and just blasting people all right darkest dungeon here we go again all
the food. I don't need shovels. I'm gonna bring all the torches. Yeah, anti-venom. I haven't
seen any blight at all. But here I am as a beautiful sack. Let's go.
Who was sacked last time?
Um, Teruli on a flagellant died and then I had to leave and Rob on Antiquarian got sacked so I could have left.
Oh, I just realized that some G's stress is kind of high.
So it saved where I- did it not save where I was?
Wait, what?
Do I have to do it all again?
Huh?
Obviously.
What?
What do you mean, obviously?
The crimson cord is the polar- what?
It crawls steadily upward from the pit obviously what would be obviously the crimson court is the polar what?
Huh mother fuck grass y'all know things who watch youtubers and you've played before
Fuck all you
That is an immense amount of stress.
That is Mucho Baddo.
What spells do I have on my lever?
I don't even know.
Oh, God.
Well, he dies to Blight.
I really can't lunge him, seriously?
All right.
I'm just gonna flight this guy I guess
Okay, I'm gonna mark myself
Hopefully they just start hitting my leper
Ow couple out she's coming in
Remove this guy.
These are moved.
Ugh.
Numbers.
Dude.
Dodge something.
Oh my god.
55 stress.
Stun this freak.
Okay.
This might be an early campfire.
Okay, well I can't stun.
This fucking crazy stealth.
What do you want from him?
Uh, a little bit of blight.
If I can lunge and just blast this guy, he dies next turn.
Nice, thank god.
Oh my god.
Okay, the finger needs to relax.
This is getting absurd.
Precision and power!
Eradicated!
Destroyed!
Members!
Yeah, Matt's 60 stress on my plague doctor already.
I can't fire in here.
Fuck, where was the boss again?
I want to say he's like here.
Fuck it, just can't.
Let's remove stress here.
I'm pretty sure there's like...
Yeah, suffered 20% health and damage.
Relieved some stress.
self-minus 25 remove a disease self-minus stress alpha blah blah self plus
15 we're doing
it's gonna buff my lepers damage
Okay, prevents an ambush.
Nice, relieves some stress, rest.
the light gains purchase spirits are lifted. This is made clear.
This isn't the boss. Alright. It's definitely a leper angle. Are they stun immune? They
they are not. What's my stun percentage? 150? Okay, we got 70% chance to stun. Buy some
Some blight here.
Unforged.
Dog, what are you doing?
He's eating his little pig.
Uh, blight in the back line.
Excellent.
Lepper, maybe I just one shot both these guys?
What does that do?
Okay, lunch.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Hello?
Oh my god!
Okay, big heal.
You know, I played Doctor of fucking Cleanse that. Jesus.
Wow. Okay, back to full.
Resisted the Blight. He's gonna get a turn.
I'd love to have my damage buff for the, uh, little mini-buff.
mini boss that happens. Is that here? Thank God. Alright. Instastelf. 98% stun resist.
Okay, I've got a 52% chance to stun him. Nice. Who take those?
Now he cannot target SMG, so I don't have to trinket. I'll just get one tapped.
Let's apply blight back there.
That way now SMG can lunge and honestly I could lunge on him. Give it crits.
Oh
Excellent
Oh my fucking god
Okay, ready God, oh
Okay
Okay, he dies.
I really need to heal here.
My health is just cooked.
That's not where I want you.
That's not who I want you to target.
How much health?
Two HP.
And stunned!
Woohoohoohoohoohoohoo!
I don't get to play!
A faint hope blossoms.
Press disadvantage.
Give them no quarter.
I'm fuckin' losing all my-
Alright.
Well, time to backtrack with 5 HP.
uhhhh
I'll go this way
Okay, well...
Gonna try and remove this fuck.
Stop healing.
That's fine.
Kill this fucking freak.
Uh, double stun?
Maybe?
Excellent.
the
Okay, that's door. Oh, it's time to who?
That's a low roll
Turn, skip, love it.
Resist the stun, nice.
There's a number.
Take those.
Very nice.
Stealth.
Okay, he dies to the Blight, and then I can lunge this freak.
Oh my god.
Oh, and I'm led.
Awesome.
Spec fucking Tacular.
Let me heal a bit.
There's just too much damage all over.
Fuck!
I want it to lunge!
I can't- I can lunge this guy, but it's pointless.
I'll lunch this guy. He's not blighted though, whatever.
Send it.
What the fuck, Abra? Okay.
Resist this done? I didn't.
Highroll something.
Okay, he dies, unless he heals it, it's fine, and then him.
Maybe I can kill it with the Blight.
dies in two turns
thank fucking god
oh oh I bled myself what's going on huh what's happening why is this happening
Okay, this is his last turn.
That's perfect.
Love it.
Wasted.
This guy dies to Blight.
I cure myself.
I can throw one at Coltus' heal somewhere.
Wait, no, he doesn't die.
Okay, let's apply Blight.
Now he dies to the dot when it's turned.
Nice.
I'll take that top myself pretty much. Excellent.
So there is loot here. What?
I have one more battle where I have a buff.
Oh.
I have a feeling it's going to be the farthest away from my starting room.
Do I want to...
I'm worried about torches, right?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Because I want to...
My campfire will go all the way to 100% when I campfire for my torch wheel.
So I want to try and utilize that.
I want to blight this streak.
Typical.
Okay.
I mean,
I think I just started doing some damage and just end this.
Maybe a double stun, remove the guard.
Excellent.
Fuck it, smack this guy.
Not ideal.
Okay, but I can get a fat lunge here.
Excellent.
Okay, one fucker gone.
Cringe. This is an absurd team I'm going against.
Oh my god, I actually hurt myself more.
I'm starting to move it.
Okay. The bleeds are gone. Uh, oh! Okay!
I'm gonna go to Death's Door now. Oh, unless I hit him with that, nice. I need the fattest
I've ever seen.
I'm gonna mark myself.
Fattest heal, this is the times are you?
Eh, not quite my tempo.
All right, that's another campfire after this fight. Oh, there's no fight
Yeah, that's a campfire angle gathered close in tenuous firelight on easy companionship
Big stress relief
Hmm can I get ambushed here I don't know if you can I'm sure you can
Hmm
No you can't okay
I'm gonna buff the fuck out of my leper and his damage.
Okay, I got really unlucky.
I increased the stress on my occultist.
That was a 25% chance to happen.
Well, my leper is doing big damage right now.
Uh, see if this is a mini boss.
I need to kill two more.
It's not where the fuck is it?
Oh my god, there's two of them!
That's a loud?
Fuck it, stumb.
I should have killed the lower HP one honestly.
Okay, mark myself.
I just- I gotta take the dam on the leper here.
Thank god that wasn't on SMG.
Stun the backline, remove his turn.
Nice.
Perfect
32 non-crit I take those oh my god. Oh my god every turn could actually is BSMG's fucking death
No, oh no a singer shot, okay
Six per five what?
Okay, we're lunging 15 Oh, give me out of the front no
This is his last turn
Oh my fucking god, dude
All right, this is because he gave me a take one selfish grubby not ideal
At any cost.
It's a white.
like we gotta hit my lever more this is getting absurd no one's going on the
leper. Oh my god. 115 stress on grubby now.
Well, now that I know my prog doesn't fucking save, do I even try to three-man this now?
With no campfires?
He's got to get it done.
Okay.
Resisted my stun.
And now he's getting guarded.
Oh, that's whatever.
Okay, let's just ZUG.
Now, injury and despondence. Set the stage for heroism.
For cowardice.
Resist.
Remove this guy.
Annoying fucking healer in the back.
Healer on my team just cannot roll over 10 half like ever now
Oh
There's a heel, okay
I don't know why we went there, but sure.
Okay, take a little heal there.
This is his last turn.
Perfect.
Very nice.
Actually don't want to do anything here, heal, recover a bit.
Lovely.
Nice.
I have a feeling this map is going to be symmetrical and he's going to be like here.
Well they got a couple hallways I think I have to get through.
Okay, let's stun this guy, and then I can double-stun these on plate, Doctor.
Hope no one gets to go.
Rip.
I like those numbers okay
Okay.
Stupid fucking retard.
Okay, he dies.
He dies.
It's too left.
Of course.
I'm gonna have a heart attack on Grubby.
Oh!
Big courageous, I needed that.
Okay, I need to heal and recover a tiny bit here if I can.
Sure, I'll take it.
Okay, top there.
Okay, top there, lead of course, top here, stressing my own fucking team.
Okay, it's his last turn.
Ugh, okay.
Need to heal myself and that's it.
I'll take that.
And then...
More healing.
And then leper healing. Oh, never mind.
Oh my god.
Big stun.
That's not what I want.
Okay grubby's gonna have a heart attack 181 stress. It's fucking over. I can't two-man this
It's good. Anyone but grubby.
Maybe I should have just killed it. I should have.
Oh my god, Jesus.
Thank Jesus.
It's very symmetrical.
No fights in this hallway, please.
No fights.
Easy, easy, easy.
Nice.
Fuck!
Okay.
Yes! I needed that. I needed that so bad removed.
Okay, we don't like standing here. I'm moving him back. I can't be taking the Meleis.
There it is
Fuck please just be damaged. Please just be damaged. It's a lot of damage
Fuck man
Heal him take a high roll there and it bled
Passes turn you fucking monkey
Another high roll needed
It's just a fucking freak.
Don't pass your turn, you fucking idiot, man!
God!
Nice. Take those. I need damage. I just have to damage. Perfect.
Okay, he dies to Blight. One guy left. Please don't finger the back. Nice.
Alright, I can do some recovery if my teammates aren't fucking brain dead.
Big stress relief again.
Massive heal.
Sorry, he's on fire right now.
Cleanse that bleed.
This is fine.
Lepper needs to heal now.
Okay, well, you know what's gonna happen eventually?
Don't packed you worthless sack of shit
One HP
Okay
Oh my god
This is honestly going to come down to whether or not my leopard gets virtue when, when,
when, uh, when Asa Dente reaches the Hunter's Tress.
All right.
symmetrical I mean this looks like this is where it's gonna be right there was
one here there was one up there there will be one down here surely
The match is struck.
Yes!
Okay.
No, no, no, whatever th-
Okay, big resist.
Stun this big fuck instantly.
Big land.
I don't know what Banish does.
Resist.
Doublest on the back? Yes? I need numbers now. Massive fucking numbers. I'll take that.
Yes, hit my lever.
Fuck it, stun him again. Unforged.
Numbers keep swinging chop
Revelation dodged it
Honestly, I'm gonna blight this just get rid of this front fuck
Oh no, I don't know if that does stunned okay
Hey Louie, hey baby.
Fuck it, dammit, oh the crit!
Oh!
This is so doable.
Ah, that crit.
Oh god, no!
No!
Wait, move me back!
Yes!
Leopard can't do anything in the back. This is good.
I'm okay with being here.
Watch the stress, 193.
Stop!
No!
Ah!
200 stress!
Ah!
He's at that store!
He lived!
Oh my god, I'm in shambles!
Stab it! He gets to remove fuck healing.
Two little freaks now!
Chop! I should single target.
Dodge!
Zug?
Fuck the heels! Remove!
NOOOOO!
OOOH!
WAAA!
Zug?
NO!
I think I clear it it's a matter of how many people die in the process.
Fucking cocks!
This is last attack.
Don't kill it.
I didn't do that.
But I'll take it.
It's over.
I win.
Confluence of skill and purpose
Success
Holy fucking Christ get me out
It's done you a matter Jesus are quelled for a time okay there can be no celebration your
progress is measured only in progressive realization and dawning horror you are in the shadow of
the end. Activate one Locust Beacon. Belly of the Beast. In honor of my death. What is
this SMG? Shut up. Alright. Well, they will never be going back to the darkest dungeon.
This is a four campfire situation, is it actually?
Oh my god, you're right, campfire x4.
Okay. Okay, hang on.
I'll be honest, I think this is harder than whatever. I don't know. I've never seen the boss, but I honestly feel like
this is harder. This bullshit. These long ass runs versus these fuckers is more difficult.
We're bringing in Thomas, and Thomas is gonna play a melee jester.
Where I just tank.
um
Who do I want to send with the gesture so
How do I play a shit again I play
Solo forward three
Okay
I think I bring in Russell for this
fear of eldritch oh fuck wait that completely destroys me okay looks like
I'm not bringing this person at this point I understand how important eldritch
So, we're gonna remove that.
So, we're not bringing this guy.
We'll bring in Bogus here.
Actually, do I want to bring in Bogus? I feel like...
Oof, I might lack damage and shit.
I think we bring an XQC for this, oh but stress relief is the next thing.
Fuck.
Okay, now we bring in Hisan for stress relief for sure.
I gotta use a hound mask here, then I have no healing, do I?
Sigh...
I don't think I'd bring in bogus.
I think I'd bring in jazzy to help with some healing maybe.
Suppressing fire, backline dam, fuck do I have, wait do I have a, I could bring in
E-Rob. This could work. He's not level six though, that's the frustrating thing.
I could bring in Vicky, drop the Houndmaster
Or drop the Arbalist
And then put someone else in the melee like Vulps. I mean that's an extremely good comp
Fuck it. Let's do that. I need more Vestals. I think I'm gonna have to go back and level
This is a good team
And then I don't have a healer for the last boss. Exactly, I'd have to level
I'd have to do two normal ass fucking dungeons
And power level one which I can do that I
Do have a thing that increases resolve XP by like 50%
So I could just power level
Have a level three Vestal
Somewhere in here
Yeah, all right
Cross a power level Kofi I do like having a fucking crusader
Either way, alright.
Oh my god, do I have to wear these towelsmen still?
Just tell me yes. Do I still have to wear these towelsmen's for this one or no?
No? Okay, so it's just that other bullshit.
Get the hell out of here.
25% damage versus Eldritch, minus 20% max HP.
I'm 30% bleed resist. Honestly, I'm kind of into that.
that's not bad but that max HP is not ideal
and then there's just crit and damage with melee skills just blast motherfuckers
shield breaker I've got a special item I wear
Okay, and that's it.
one more trinket.
And I can see Pratt Resolve XPC.
Here's the power leveling thing so I could power level some fucks.
What's the speed here?
Speed is 8, speed is 9.
Volts has hot to trot so I'm really strong on the first round.
This is good.
There's going to be a lot of fights in this so I'm going to get a lot of value
out of this hot to trot.
blasting fuckers
bucket twenty five percent damage I'm just gonna blast on vaults
okay
now my stress healing is bad I do have a houndmaster but this isn't that
fucking good
uh... it's AOE stress relief
pretty wasteful most of the time. We should try to leave the raptorist cultists for last
since they only have guardian healing skills. Yeah, I'm aware. I just didn't have a build
that can actually do shit. Like they were constantly guarding and I couldn't stun them,
it sucked. Uh, what spells do I want to bring here? Honestly, this isn't bad.
All right.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Okay, one full sack of blood.
I will need that.
Double bandage.
Don't need- Do I need shovels?
Or is this like the other maps?
Check camping skills? Yeah, true actually.
Ability slash armor maxed out. I'm pretty sure I'm...
You don't need to prevent ambush. Just anti-venom. Lots of food and bannies and torches.
Okay, so I don't need that other bullshit. All right, let's back out.
Let me check my camping skills on these people.
We'll take that.
Armor piercing plus 15% sure.
And I mostly have everything I actually care about.
therapy dog and like just crit and damage in position one and things like
that is really it
maybe that
revel seems good too
If religious, I don't think anyone in this entire comps religious so that's just gonna
be bad. Alright. This is also kind of crazy, a fucking melee yop or whatever. Should I take
that over maybe I drop this bleed and I just go yop all right take yop over the
first ability over wicked hack I don't know the reason why I do want to bleed
is the just I do increase damage versus bleeding on my highwayman or on my
houndmaster but it's like I bleed myself on the houndmaster
Oh, fuck any torches a lot of torches
I might need more oh
Shit I need a lot of food to what's eight times four yeah
She's at 24.36. Oh my god. I need the cure ill. Oh you mean just take the cure instead
But it's like
It's the dog food, I don't know if I actually can
Can I can I cure them right here?
Nope.
Camping also gives full torch, it does, but it's just rough out here.
Wait, this is the wrong map.
This might be the best.
I can do... maybe I drop the holy water
I feel like I dropped the holy water
take more food I guess
why blood?
okay I mean I can just do this
but like the damage buff is kind of fucking nice is it not?
like I still lose one inventory
regardless
so that's why six blood i feel like is better
actually no you might be right i don't know how long i'll be in there and
imagine i run out of blood
you're right i'll do the cure instead
okay fuck it
scales of the interminable stone holds about an anti-chamber. The creature is vast beyond
measure and must be battled from within. Step over the threshold and let the terrible truth
worm its way into your mind.
The gateless gates. A mountaining aperture to realms beyond human understanding.
I'm gonna go pee.
Ugh, look at the back.
This is disgusting.
Actually, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
This is gonna be like five minutes up here back.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Beech, mouse, beech, beech, mouse.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch
That's not even authentic, who the fuck even is this?
Skip. Jesus Christ, thanks for the money.
I can.
Alright.
Phew!
BlizzCon was announced, or schedule was announced yesterday, Hardcore will get an hour long segment.
If they announce a fresh server, do you think you'll play only things again? I still play Hardcore to this day.
know. I don't know. I don't...
Like if there was like a hardcore server and they announced Classic Plus, would I do hardcore right away? I don't know if I would.
I don't know if I would. It's kind of weird. I mean...
Let me focus on my dungeon. I can talk about this another time, but that's a whole fucking...
That's a whole discussion.
Are you inside an anus?
Oh, these are flesh hound. I assume they apply bleed and pull. Okay resisted the move. We love that.
Huh, 29 dodge. This is kind of an AoE build.
Okay, big damn. Zero crits! I've got like 50% crit chance in the opener, so that sucks.
Oh wait, that's actually huge. Now I get to break through. I'll take that. They're all dead.
What about this guy?
Now they're all dead.
They get to go again? Hello?
Okay.
How does it feel having consistent heals again?
Ah.
How does it feel having consistent heals again?
Honestly, I should have just leveled 10 Vestals, TBH.
I'm surprised there's not, like, more healers in this game that heal as well as a Vestal.
The fuck?
Okay, hold on. Let me think about this.
It gets two turns. There's also a backline freak.
I want to iron swan it, but I'm not able to yet. I can next turn.
I think I just fucking whack it.
Displace.
Oh god, okay.
Let's mark this guy.
I mean I could just stab it?
Oh my god, you're kidding me.
Let's just zap it to remove them from the board.
Digestion.
Don't know what that was and I'm glad I dodged it, my god.
Summon.
Is he going to keep summoning that?
22 HP, cringe.
A or E that.
He dies again.
I don't know what digestion is, but I don't like it.
uh it dies to bleed already so i think i just single target i don't even think i mark it
It's gonna die in a second.
Summon, okay.
Ow.
Zog.
Perhaps the turning point.
39 Dodge.
Shouldn't have killed it, should have stunned and healed.
I've seen these guys, right?
Yeah.
Oh, Markz.
There's some damage.
Oh, fuck.
7 HP. I need to heal so bad.
Okay, he dies.
Fuck.
Single heal.
Fucker.
Press disadvantage give them no quarter. Oh, no
Okay, it's a single heal again. I think
Can I get one crit blizzard
Fuck it
Be wary
Triumphant pride activate one locus beacon
I just have to find the thing. I assume there's gonna be a boss fight.
I don't know where to go. I'm gonna just keep going right.
There's no way I'm just gonna find a place and then just it just turns on.
Okay.
Let's blight this freak and then I can iron swan.
That's not good
Now
Chisk. Chisk.
Numbers? Fuck, it's gonna be one HP.
What is this?
Okay, so it has big damage and a blight.
Let's hit him here.
Do AoE. It should die now to bleed on its turn. I need to heal so bad. Don't attack my
I am a master.
Eel. No crit.
Eight damage per round for three rounds.
And this free kills and gives them protection.
How do you how does that even dodge in what world?
God.
Fucking crit one heal.
Yes.
No!
I really should chip its protection with a mark.
What's its sun resist 98 because A we heal.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, that's gonna be Death's Dwarf. I don't- yeah, it's gone.
FUCK!
Fuck it, Mark. Remove that prod.
And maybe I can kill him and the others.
CRIT!
One critical, please.
Oh my god, it's tanking now, isn't it?
I don't know, I had 5% chance to attack the run target and it did that.
Oh, fucking die, you ugly freak.
Jesus fuck!
Third vision. The end approaches.
Fuck!
I'm running out of anti-venom here.
Monster's size has no intrinsic merit.
Unless inordinate ex-sanguination.
Resist to the bleed. Oh my god, no way!
What the fuck is that?!
Oh my god, I have to heal so much.
Dude, it actually teleported me to Africa.
Wait, it actually moved me.
I thought it was like an image!
Bankfuckin' Jesus.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Campfire.
Fuck it.
The chance to steal oneself against the coming horrors.
Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
All companions, minus stress, yes.
Minus 20 stress, yes.
Game crit.
Increased blight.
Prot max HP.
Scouting chance minus stress.
Can I remove mortality debuffs on anybody?
Gain accuracy and dodge.
I don't think I can on these characters.
I'm gonna give dodge and accuracy to my hound master.
They really love position 3.
So minus 2 accuracy and...
What else does that do?
Plus 10% stress.
Fucking phenomenal.
Love that for me.
There's no way the boss isn't far right considering it teleported me all the way over here.
surely. I'm just gonna have to tank that blight. I've only got three anti-venom left. Big
Damn massive AoE. Get fucked, suck it.
More AoE, more bleed. Excellent, you're all fucking dead.
Oh, that's a perfect heal. I'll take that.
Uh, fuck you both. Stun these guys.
Remove your turn. Psychopath.
Okay, randomly attacking the rope. 5% by the way.
Uh oh.
Okay, I'm about to take Leakloons.
Ah, that's a single target heal.
Stun them again, maybe? Get owned?
Okay, they're all dead, it's a matter of recovering now.
I wish I upgraded Lickwuns, but I'm gonna take off Cryhavoc and take Lickwuns for now.
My positioning is awkward. I don't get to do it in Pale now.
Fuck it. Let's start blocking things. Surely this'll be worth.
Uh, I don't want to break the- I'm gonna stun these freaks.
Okay, stun one of them.
Minus 20% damage. That's not good. That's okay. Lead.
Get blocked, pussy. Fuck you. What the fuck? I'm still stunned?
give the shit out of here
Okay, uh, we're just Zugging this guy, aren't we?
Ooooo!
Needed.
Okay, last turn.
Numbers. This is last turn. Okay. Alright. Solid. I'm chilling. Uh, whatever.
I mean, is that... wait, 0-0-4 stress? That's it? Wow.
Okay. Okay. Stab it. Unfortunate, I can't do shit here now. I didn't mean to break through,
That was a misplay.
This input.
Oh.
Oh, fucking God.
Go face. Jesus fuck. Go face.
Absolutely crazy.
I'm so tired of this fucking shit. There we go.
Oh my god! Get off my Houndmaster! Plus ten dodge by the way!
Hit him and blame him.
Ugh.
I'm struggling to keep this health up, this blight is fucking me, I wish I brought more
anti-venom, it's fine use your turn to do that, don't hit, okay, liquids, ooh, I needed
that bad.
Keep smacking him.
Keep fucking smacking him.
How many is it free?
Remove bleed, please?
Of course he doesn't.
Oh, great.
Don't heal it!
That was horrible, what a misplay.
Swan!
I don't know if I even want to kill this guy yet.
That's just what I do, but I also don't crit the wrong person.
resist
Kill it, okay 32 HP. Oh fuck. Oh god. Oh god
Dodging. Oh, don't blight, don't blight, don't blight.
Okay. Maybe things can happen here. Numbers, blight.
Don't heal it.
SWAT!
Mark it!
We're taking away this prod. I gotta burst this freak.
Don't summon.
Big dodge.
Massive heals.
YES!
Damage.
Heels.
Damage. No, no, don't play the game.
Okay.
Remove.
To the east? Yep. I'm just gonna zug to the right. It has to be south right.
No fight?
I'm gonna go down
I'm so over this fucking thing. I really am
Swap yes, I made it babe turn off the crit mod people are figuring it out
Stun him.
This is a dog treat angle.
I shouldn't have dog treated you, I should have marked you first.
Oh, I'm so dumb and bad.
Okay
Fuck I'm gonna grief my shit here actually that's fine
Damn it, I'm not able to swan it now
Doug
Go ahead and summon again you freak now I can swan this bastard
ZUG.
Fuck, I can't swan it if I...
Actually, no, I can do this, and then I...
Okay, and then I can swan.
CRIT!
Yeah, that works.
Bleed? Yes, it dies.
Do not blight the eucycopath, please don't!
Okay
Yeah, I don't know if I want to take Yop anymore, or YAP, whatever it is.
Because it's just...
I don't want to waste the turn on a stun on these single fucks.
We hit him, we blight him, we iron swan back.
Oh my god, I heal.
No crits, sad.
Swan!
Excellent dodge, A or E.
Fuck it, son of a- this point.
Okay, he dies, and then this guy is stunned.
He's dead in his next turn.
I heal here, minus eight, so I'm going to be at nine HP.
Single heal.
At this point, I can campfire again and I should.
This map cannot be that big.
Okay, one more floor.
Or one more hallway.
I'm gonna go east.
Yeah, I'm campfiring after this guaranteed.
place. Dodge? That's important, I think.
Didn't crit. This game hates me. No crit.
I'm going to mark this boss and try and get some damage on him.
Actually I shouldn't even be marking there's no point because I'm iron swanning the back
And my shield breaker already has armor pierced. It's fucking pointless.
Okay, maybe not.
Smack it!
That's a good heal.
Massive face-dam.
Okay, big resist.
AOE heal would go really hard here.
We're gonna do this, and then two iron swan, kills this, and then AOE heal.
Don't put it in too crazy.
Don't kill me.
Don't leave me.
Okay, swan.
A-ha!
Okay, remove.
This is gonna be a fat can of fire.
Stun it. Fuck you.
I'm just gonna block. I feel like I'm gonna get hit again.
Block it. Or heal yourself. Fine.
I'm marked it I guess.
Oh
Okay, still marked. All this armor is gone, big crit there. Stop fucking healing you fat
Ball sack!
Oh, fucking God!
I can't heal through it. I cannot heal through it.
Impale? Nice.
Okay, that kills the back.
I don't know if I should be healing here. Maybe?
oh my god I should have I should have the anti-Venom thousand anti-Venom
for sure.
Yes!
64 stress!
Are we on Houndmaster here?
Put the wrong target, whatever.
Oh my god!
It's a five year fucking fight!
Flight him please.
Yes.
Oh my god, okay.
Oh god.
Okay, that's scored.
Might die.
This could be it.
I think we could die in the dot.
Here it comes.
He's one HP. He dies here. Okay. We're not gonna let that dot tick. Let's remove it.
Uh, I really want a campfire.
I do really want a campfire.
Let's do this.
One, two food.
Yes.
All right.
Therapy dog. Yeah, okay
Big stress removal
I would heal 50% of my health
That was stupid I didn't do what I thought it did
Let's gain crit.
My health is still curbed.
Okay, oh, okay, alright. I don't need to get off, get off, no!
Oh, please attack someone else. Oh my god, stop critting.
Okay, some AoE. I'm going to wicked hack here into an impale.
Okay, a lot of damage removed. Can I... can Vicky go... oh thank god.
Okay. That's fine. That's not ideal, actually.
That's extremely bad. My turn's gone. Let's move up. Two turns were gone actually. That
works. This guy gets one turn, I'll be honest. I think I want to let him have it and I want
I'm gonna heal.
Maybe I'll block it, ideally.
Perfect.
Another single heal honestly.
Okay.
A manageable fight.
Zero crits with hot to trap, that's weird.
Fat AoE heal? Surely?
Oh my god. It might be a single heal.
No, it's gotta be AoE, everyone's fucked here.
Stun? Maybe?
Okay, remove one of them.
Okay.
This is his last turn. Oh god. Yes! Single.
I'd be okay with one best alternative, please.
Nope, that's fine.
Ugh!
Fuck!
They can be beaten fuck
How many torches do I have left 13?
Oh here we go, okay, maybe down here
That's extremely bad, that's 30 damage worth of light.
Okay, one guy left.
It's a stall angle for sure.
Stunned.
Uh...
Hmm.
Let's put up a bleed, just trim them down a little bit, I guess.
Maybe block. Maybe I get lucky. Stun again. Maybe.
Doubt. Now.
Hey we heal now.
Okay, he just dies to bleed.
Fuck!
He's gonna lose 12 HP, he'll be down to 14 health.
And that's a dead end.
Fucking fuck, okay.
15 HP.
Where the fuck is this boss?
I think this is a good fight for me.
Target everyone except my low health fucker.
No.
Dodge it!
Shit.
Omega shit.
Okay, we're blocking here.
Now is my whole fucking turn is gone, my burst.
Oh my god!
Spread the damage, that's fine, I'm AoE healing.
Great, stun my DPS.
I'm fucked.
I'm actually so fucked!
What?!
I need big breakthrough numbers.
Big impale numbers.
Oh, thank fucking god.
Okay.
This is the last attack I have to deal with.
I don't want to actually press anything here.
Let me play my Vestal!
How many torches do I have left?
Ten.
How many camps do I have left?
Two?
Okay.
campfires here or not using torches so I can fill up my porch with a campfire
instead
okay
dog treat
Fuck it, I'm gonna impale here.
Okay, he's gonna take a lot of damage from the dots. We'll let him just soak that.
And I'm gonna fuck this guy in the meantime, hopefully.
Excellent!
Oh, he's gonna heal himself though, he's such a fucking bitch.
Okay, this is his last turn teleport no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Scouting, alright.
I'm in the fucking top right.
I thought I'm moving this way.
Oh, I wasn't supposed to use that, fuck.
I'm just gonna check the top area.
Can this guy one-shot people?
I don't have the revelations blocking thing.
Okay, good.
46 Dodge, by the way.
Oh, thank Jesus.
He's going to get one turn, but he's not.
All right, uh, I'd like zero torch a
Bit of an AIDS fight, but big numbers
Oh
Of course I get blinded here
stunned. I'm gonna hit this guy. Okay. Didn't think I'd kill him. Sure. Breakthrough angle?
Nope. A-Wee Heel angle. Then Breakthrough angle. Okay. Still no break? Can I play?
Fuck it.
Can I play now?
Can I break through?
Fuck it.
Alright.
Can I play now?
It doesn't even matter anymore.
Stuffing the torch.
Opening.
Money.
Money!
Mm-mm-mm.
I might just take the armor piercing just for these big fat fucks I have to deal with
Ten accuracy and dodge.
I like that.
piercing on the whole team the match is struck a blazing star is born
oh my god fuck me another one great all my positioning is fucked as well great
I'm not break-throwing. I can't remove dodge either.
I'm gonna mark this guy. Regardless, just for the damage increase. Blightless freak.
Oh god. Ow.
I'm going to block.
Block. Stinger Stab, okay.
Resist. Love that for me.
Massive numbers.
10, just 12 damage per. Stunned him, maybe? Excellent.
I don't want to kill him, so I'm going to do an AoE dot.
Now you can die.
He's gonna be at like, 7 HP.
Yeah.
So I'll top myself.
That's not what I needed to crit, but sure.
This is an actual fucking full clear.
It has to be south right.
I had to have been correct.
Oh my god!
Okay, he dies. There's only one left then. That's gonna stun again. Okay.
get off my screen
Oh my fucking god!
My entire health bar, by the way.
Don't hold it in, Jesus.
Okay, you know what?
I'll counter bullshit with other bullshit.
That's fine.
I don't want to kill it yet.
I'll block here. Target the front line. Unfortunate. I'll take that any day. Okay.
What?
Okay, I'm going to go up.
Shush!
Shush, shush, shush, shush, sh-shh!
Okay.
How many torches? Four? Dude, I'm running out. Oh my fucking god.
Hey. Hey, we here. One crit, unfortunate.
That's good.
That's fine.
Oh
Okay
Well, I'm just gonna do a full border patrol at this point.
I don't give a shit- there's no way it's in the center.
It's gotta be at like a border or something.
So I'm gonna run along these hallways.
It's probably south left.
There's no way it's there.
It's gotta be south left.
Well, it's going to be tough to campfire for buffs.
Okay.
Oh, nice!
My fucking damage stays.
Oh, I love that.
This little freak is dead to a dot.
Perfect.
Stung this bastard.
I'm not landing it, no way.
To remove the protection so I can disperse the fuck out of it.
This is my burst opportunity. It's okay. I'm sure I'll get another burst moment in five fucking years.
Oh my god, please kill this fucking motherfucker.
No world today we healing her angle for sure any blighters nice
Nice.
4 HP. 2 HP. Oh god.
Fuckin' goddammit.
Okay, can I stun this thing?
Do I dare even attempt to stall this freak?
Don't teleport me.
Don't do it!
Dude!
Didn't even attempt to stall it, it just fucking happened!
Oh my god!
How many torches do I have left? Three?
I only have enough food for one campfire now, well, I can do a cheaper check but look at
my stress, I'm fucking decimated, if he respawns I kill myself.
What a dumb fucking fight.
I'm dead.
Compassion is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle.
Fuck you.
gotta be down here. I'm gonna camp. I'm out of torches, so. Okay. This is fine. Actually
No, this is Omega AIDS.
That's not... Oh my god, that ruined my damage.
Low roll.
Okay.
Death's door.
Fuck it.
Kill me.
96 stress.
If you fucking kill me.
I SWEAR TO GOD!
I'm alive?
Please let me heal.
It kills.
Oh my fucking god.
No, 100.
Hmm.
Decline the heal, great. Stupid motherfucker.
It's a dead fucking end, man!
Dude! Where...
I can't take a food check.
for four battles I gain five I lose five accuracy and two speed do I do this for
stress relief. Fuck it. Oh. Oh my god. He just fucking cancelled it and spent the points.
Okay.
Okay, my about 45 stress.
Great. A hopeless retard just grieved everything.
Didn't crit.
70 stress, okay.
He's getting ice, I don't want to play anymore.
Attack the wrong target, 5% chance by the way.
That's Death's score.
8 per 3.
That's my second to last anti-venom.
Love that.
Death's door again.
8 per 3.
No more anti-venom.
Well, actually last anti-venom.
A momentary abatement.
The way is lit, the path is clear.
We require only the strength to follow it.
I would love a Vestal turn, it would be great.
one torch left
Stun my healer.
Lovely.
I'm dead.
Not dead.
Death's door.
What?
Wow, poisoned?
Okay.
and stunt. And I hurt myself.
Lucky crit.
all can be sheathed
but never hidden
fucking retard
momentary abatement
Of course.
Really needed that dodge there.
That's Dorrigan.
maybe
So please no
If he teleports me I lose.
Ish.
Are you willing to stop?
I can't heal through that.
I didn't bleed.
I don't think Russell's landed.
He's landed one single attack so far.
Something else is dodged. It's impressive, really.
guys to bleed. Death's door. I didn't even do that. Eight. Resist. Uh, should've done
single heal. Light puts me back to Dastore, could kill me.
That's possible?
A number that low can happen?
What?
Did I air we even then one
Okay, I'm running on fumes it has to die. Oh my god
It can be sheathed, but never hidden.
Oh my god!
needed that I need this fucking spear to land thank you
I have to go through a hallway. I've never been through and I might pull another fight
In fact, I might pull two fights. I
Have no thing left either. I have no food. Oh my god. I have no fucking food
Please no fights, please no fights
The hearts of men.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Hasan is fearful.
Leave the dungeon.
You're right. You guys are really good.
You're right. It's a smart idea.
I just don't know how much chain I'm being chain stressed IRL I just I can't even imagine
and creating a more fucked up scenario.
The whole time I'm checking the border
and once I get, oh my God,
like last time I played,
everyone got mad at me for using a map
and then I didn't use a map
and now we're back to people being mad
that I'm not using a map.
And I look over and I have other people,
oh dude, dude, dude, stop helping, stop helping.
And it's like, no, I can read,
you're fucking retarded, I see it.
So, then you spoil it, um, okay, so I go to the other locations, um, I check it, not to mention the teleports, the food, everything, so I'm being annoyed as fuck from my stream, and I mean, I don't even have to explain the game, and how much it's actually annoying me, so I'm being chained fucked in five different directions, I'm in a horrible mood, I don't even know how I salvage this, I really don't, I think I'm done for the day.
Hmm.
Short.
Kill the heart of darkness.
Is that the end?
Is that the end of the game?
Oh, and not to mention this other fuck.
That has now shown up.
The stupid,
bandit retard.
Yes, end of the game.
Great.
I'm gonna go beat it. I'm done.
I'm beating the game. I'm closing it.
Who the fuck's going?
Myth?
That spins myth.
Do I have a healer?
So don't fucking have a healer.
Mmm
It's gonna make Jazzy a healer no a we heal though, but is what it is
Jester can tank
of
It's an awful comp, it's terrible.
I think the ball trinkets where's my bullshit
stress relief fuck that
where's my gesture trinket
gesture plus three speed plus 20 dodge if in position one
Okay
All right
No, I'm not doing this today. I'll do this tomorrow
All right, I'm done for the day
My mood is cooked. I'll literally send these characters into a fucking lava pit and I would feel better
better. I'll be on tomorrow and I'll beat the game. Hey puppy that I yeah I'm in a
horrible mood. GG's. Alright I'll be on tomorrow.