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hello
happy new year
wow
happy new year
happy one
wow
We'll see you!
Thank you!
Shuffle off!
Thank you, Calico Green!
Chocolate, thank you!
Good luck!
Keep showing me the off-line subsides and knees!
Feel free, thank you!
Two on!
Tyrant!
Thank you!
Pat Mind!
Hey!
Haven't shown you since last year!
Hey, I'm in, uh, wait. Hey, I've been challenged last year. No, I shower, I
doesn't, I don't know, I don't feel as to it.
Tweets thoughts on this.
All right, after a long day of nothing, it's just come home, you know, lay my head on a nice pair of milkies.
That's it, bro.
I'm a...
Dude, I'm not reacting to this.
Thank you, me, Tree, for 100 bits!
What the fuck are we doing?
Why am I clicking this?
What am I gonna say?
Thank you, for this time, huh?
What are you loving, Mon?
Thank you.
Ready?
That's cool. I'm 16 months up, but that's cool. That's good.
By the way, I added the hair tag.
So it's a whole new, it's a whole new string.
Thank you, Danny. Thank you, Gabbiz-yama. Thank you, broke.
Zach Mountain. I like the name. Add the evil one back. Evil's already there.
Evil's already there. This is the year of the comeback. The hair comeback.
Will you ever stream in 1440p? I don't know. Have they fixed it? Because apparently if you're a 1440p streamer,
Nobody can watch you on their TV is not fucking insane
Like it doesn't let it crashes the TVF
And it's not even reported on which is insane which is crazy
Shuggyo thank you for 21 months and I care about my TV viewers
Thank you, Christopher. Thank you
You know what nobody's watching squeaks on the TV they are they just don't fucking take
I care about those two fucking viewers
Put me on the TV
I
Watch you with my wife on the TV see I'm
Watching you with my wife and kids see I'm telling you there's people watching what their wife and kids
what are the games to play chat
give me some games that's what we're doing that's how we're starting the year
give me some games what are like a huge
good small games I need to see this the beginning of the year
I need to start a new list
you versus you and obviously save for work I don't even I'm not even
I'm gonna obviously, my little puppy.
What the fuck is this?
Jesus.
Dead dog game?
That's it?
What the fuck are you making me play?
What is this like, comic-least ad?
It's so crazy.
What is this is insanely sad?
It's so very, what's it fun?
Yo, thank you.
I'm geeked.
The movie's just got worse and worse.
Oh man, this is so fun.
Here's the so fun.
What is a crazy Purdue way now?
But from the trailer, this seems... this is crazy, right?
This is obviously insane.
This game made fan fan cry, yeah, but to be fair,
I feel like fan fan cries for a while.
I'm not gonna play this due to if I make even a joke or something, I feel like it might be bad for my um
um uh for my, I already played bits and bobs 20, 20, 6 and this guy I did laughing
at dead. This was a Ludwig's game. Oh yeah, I mean I'm going to play it, have Ludwig
hit me up for, I'll play it for two hours. Uh my emails in my Twitter bio. Thank you
1, 4, 3 collision for gifting a sub. Thank you. Uh news tower. Christmas update. Oh this looks cute.
Wait a second. The fuck is this?
It came 30s. The Great Depression, Prohibition, and the rise of fascism in Europe pushing the world to the brink of war.
What a time to own. Oh my god, is this like fallout shelter?
Run your printing operations efficiently with state-of-the-art machinery.
Treat your staff to the family. That's working in firemen.
Have your own editorial line?
Hard-kitting journalism or sensational headline-grabbing gossip.
It's all on your plate.
God said no room for conflicts of interest in our noble profession.
And remember, the welcome competition with open art.
Stalkshire News Empire today.
Looks cute.
Sigh, we're tomorrow.
Thank you. May, Anne, for the six months of subs.
But, uh, last not for me, jazz punk.
Alright, listen, you listen to me.
I want the room service on the club sandwich.
I want the cool Mexican beer.
I want the $10,000 credit, and I broke it!
Wait, wait, wait.
Did the graphics look real?
I'm from Farron.
No, no, I'm from Farron.
May you Ross for getting to two subs.
This is like the sort of a coffee cello video.
So gambling in America is a little bit of an unregulated thing.
I don't know why I'm having a lot of coffee in the lag.
What's the game though?
Is it FMV?
Okay, wait, interesting.
I actually really love FMV games.
Our second trailer shows the gameplay.
Brilliant.
What on thong?
What?
This is the gameplay?
Oh, no, please. I'll pick three.
I'll go with it.
Who will not be for you, me?
You ain't one of them in place in tourist, isn't it?
You know
Okay, I mean, I'll save it. I looks it looks interesting. Looks good. Cozy game
Oh my god in the fucking description it says meditative live
T. I have a hot take. I think cozy is oh the devil's my friend. Oh never mind, man
One of the year's best gems, a gorgeous fantasy.
One of the most unique and lovely games of the year.
This looks fucking good.
Maybe all the good reviews Dexter will give it a 5 out of 5.
Okay, wait.
The one fear, though, chat. I'm going to say something really toxic, is that this
is boring. My one big fear. It's real. I'm really scared. I'd play it, but God damn,
This might be boring.
Unravel the towers past.
Adapt to a send.
It's boring, but nice.
Okay, well, that's not going to be easy.
I started but never finished it.
Okay, wait a second.
No, don't, I'll look into this, actually. I'll write it down.
You Sam, wait, put it on my left and watch it.
You Sam, dance.
All right, that looks pretty good. What is the other one? Jazz punk?
It congratulations you made the list.
Here's a name game that For Some Played.
Happy New Year everyone.
Thank you, Cooperty.
Here's Swarmile Legends Reincarnated.
Oh, this game is to A, I'm not playing that, that looks terrible.
Cute and short game.
You guys play such weird titles, I like it.
You guys are just like me actually. Thank you. Purpill.
You here, Raga.
Wave tail.
Are you unique? Experience that no other game can replicate? They should have
seen the game I just fucking clicked before this.
I'm not even dead.
Literally, I'm telling you,
ticks all the right boxes for nostalgia
and great gameplay in the genre.
Look at you a bunch of cozy gamers, huh?
You got a drink of coffee with two hands like this?
Is that how you do it with cinnamon?
Look at you cozy fucking gamers here.
This is a game with profound meaningful messages, dog whistle received, that looks pretty cute, I'll add it to my live, I'll actually make the cut, sorry, sorry, sorry, sticky business, sticky business.
Oh, wait a second.
You rock it.
This is a game about stickers.
all your selling stickers
to do that says this is such a
this is such a chatters game
on your first monitor. Well, I'm like raging at someone in Counter Strike because I'm like
your baby monitor and you're all playing these like cute cozy sweet games. It's already on my
wich one. See? I can play this again. It's gonna mess with your audio when you play it. I don't want
Oh my god, Papa's freezer ria.
Do I own this already?
Papa's freezer ria deluxe.
Oh my god, if I started Papa's freezer ria.
Papa, I've Papa's pizza ria.
This is different.
I'm like 143 wacky customers.
There's mini games, prizes.
Oh wait, is there a hotdog one?
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Where's Papa's hotdog hotdog one?
This is the best one, the hotdog one, the glowy one.
What's it called?
Papa's weeny? Oh, no.
Papa's feet now.
What's it called?
It's not on steam.
Well, what the fuck?
Well, then we'll hire you, linking it to me.
Okay, I'll play Papa's Freezeria, maybe today.
Maybe today. This is the top of my list.
Like, maybe today. Let's keep it going. I like looking at new games.
How about something dystopian to start the year dystopian?
I played this.
Question mark?
I played this.
Yeah, I've already screamed.
Just load up, clip cue, not to clip cue. We're leaving behind in 2023.
All right. There's no clip cue this year. I'm sorry to say.
I don't want to drum.
Okay, chat. I wanted to play with my winter car, but I'm scared. I'm going to be so bad at this.
I tried playing my summer car and it was so fucking hard.
Maybe I'm not a gamer enough to play it to enjoy this.
I don't know how to do it.
Kaseo tried to play this?
Kaseo's a gamer!
I've played a lot of the long drives. I'm fucking low, that man.
Why does he have a dumpy? Oh, there's just him
Look at this trailer
What is this
What the fuck is that? Oh, it's a trailer. Oh, I got it. Okay, all right. I get it
I see, oh my god, Juni, you messed up the link.
But you know what?
Don't even worry.
I'll look it up myself.
Omelet.
You cook.
Don't even worry.
Don't even freak the fuck out right now.
Juni, Ton, Juni, thank you,
and my computer's crashing.
I spelled omelet wrong.
I'm in that, Juni, you cook.
Fuck.
And it's on sale!
Here, choose one of these.
This is right here.
But it's not gonna be enough.
And put the cheese, put the cheese.
Oh no, principle clock is coming.
I love bacon.
Oh, an egg-type game.
Oh, you're gonna love this?
I do love that.
Um, okay, I'll add to my list.
This looks good.
Looks good enough.
Let me look at another trailer.
An error occurred while playing this video.
Release the list.
Well, so far it's omelet you cook, Papa's freezer rea deluxe.
Those are two I'm for sure going to play.
Um, okay, let's do a couple more, a couple more.
You will love this game.
reach for the cheese
This is a real sport. Yeah, but so is golf and
Both those boards are fucking goofy reach for the ch- okay, cheese rolling. It's furry
It's a free game called cheese roll-in.
Well, please, please try it.
Cheese rolling.
How's it free?
Okay, add it to my steam library.
Okay, last one, last one.
Is this the kind of game that's gonna grab my IP?
Why is it free? I don't trust it. It's gonna be scared.
Dog pile
It's a shoerika!
All right, we're starting with Papa's Pizza Rhea, for free's a Rhea would never want you.
I don't want to play it this week again, hoppies.
I have Pete Seria, you're saying 3 Seria is better than Pete Seria.
And it's only $5.00.
Thank you to Sian News, I pay for the proper.
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
It's the best condiment and it's not even close, ketchup lovers out.
the
I'm downloading it
Honey mustard Dish on mustard regular mustard mustard makes a hotdog mustard makes so many fucking meals and if you hate mayonnaise you've never you're not a good cook
That's my condiment tape.
Truth-nope.
Okay, pop us freeze or rea.
All right, let's check this out.
Pop us freeze or rea.
Here we are.
Hopefully this isn't crash my fucking computer.
Please, would you ever go live on YouTube, no?
Okay, hold.
Hoppa's freezer, yeah.
Pause, champ.
Wait.
Wait
Okay, let's play Hoppa's Freezeria.
Deluxe.
Thank you, Orange.
Thank you, Mr. Drillin.
looks. You should play, you should check out the game
stay by app normal's team could be fun to play. Did you make the game?
Chase Hood, thank you for the tier 3. What the hell? Thanks. Alright, Papa's
Freezer Real, let's see. Who should I be Alberta? Custom, obviously, custom.
I'm typing you a question, shall I talk about you?
You can't see it.
You pee nine in my mouth.
You pee!
Hyperpar.
This is a new game for me.
I've played his other games.
Can you put your hand in front of the camera wall
to have to light for a net.
No.
Thank you Chris Fowler. Okay hold on.
Oh wait he's blushing! He's shy!
What he's actually shy? Hair. I'm gonna give him like a cool hairdo.
This is kind of like my hair, isn't it? Middle part?
all right I think we found our winner, unfortunately
ah
30 looks like my uncle
He looks cool!
Alright, a skin color.
Brown, hair color.
on pink or green. Green looks too much like the joker.
I'm going to do purple.
I want him to have like a beautiful smile.
Friendly.
Hi.
Oh.
Show your teeth. Don't grimace that people. Show your teeth.
Eyes are going to be really, really big.
I like this. Okay. He needs to have a really thick brows.
It's actually a very good quality.
Thick and you're gonna wear blue eyeshadow with really cool glasses um okay I made
my guy, and my chef's name is
Big Papa
Big Papa's new job.
Workers guide, located in Clipsdale Island,
population, 12.
Stress free work.
Great wages and lots of tips.
Papa's freezeria workers guide.
I'm in.
The SS Louis, always seeing a business trip.
I'm running the place.
Oh, this is the story.
This is like one piece he's in three animation.
Thank you, see our Bonilla.
What?
Thank you, cookie, how for the 19 months.
All right, I've never played this before, so you're going to have to help me.
Welcome to Papa's Freezeria.
Where's the good place to keep my webcam by the way? Is this all right?
Take order.
You'll copy down each customer's order onto an order ticket.
Uh-huh.
You're eating what?
This is a lot.
Like, this isn't seen.
Okay, we got to start with vanilla. She wants a strawberry. Then she wants a syrup.
Strawberry syrup. And then we have to blend it. Watch the blend meter and wait until
it looks like what they ordered on the ticket. I'll be so it's about it. It's exactly
halfway. Pause, champ. Perfectly blend it. The Sunday is blended enough. She wants
whipped cream on her Sunday. Drag the bottle and start pouring. She also wants
chocolate syrup. Okay, this looks like ass. Switch to your toppings with
shakers, rainbow sprinkles, and cherries. One, two, three. This Sunday is finished.
Drive the orders ticket onto the ticket holder to deliver it.
Oh, I see.
What do you think, Mandy?
Which one is my fucking toppings?
Try this next one on your own.
Okay, hey, welcome on in. Let me help you, sir.
I love the go-to.
Uh-huh. You're like an M blended with Pete.
I have a peanut allergy.
You want Reese's puffs.
All right, I'll go ahead and start work in.
First we need this.
Then we need this.
We also need chocolate.
And then we need to blend it to halfway.
We need to play this game more cutely. What does that mean?
Hi everyone, welcome to my playthrough. I love the working class, so I'm gonna step into the shoes of the working class today
Just to see what it's all about
I will be also oh is this a wrong one?
No, that's what he ordered. He's just terrible taste
Okay, and then he wants cookies
One, two, and one cherry, and there you have it.
What do you think, Tony? Why, I don't understand. Why is that not 100%?
I don't get it. The positioning? It's the perfect positioning.
move cam top left. It's about your sauce distribution. It's perfect!
Use a game ticket so you earn to Mr. Froody needs daily mini-game show.
Alright. Play. Oh, hit 10 baddies.
baddies, done, oh a new g-shirt what the fuck want to play? I'm down, 11 baddies.
It's so easy.
Want to play?
I want to play.
Pit 10.
That's so easy.
Damn.
Thank you stimulating for the prime.
no holiday yet. Oh, so where are my new clothes? New customer. Her name is Utah.
I have unlocked pink lemonade syrup. Sugar plom topping. That's my kind of hey,
no hitting on the customers. All right, you don't shit where you where you have a smoothie.
How are you? How are you? Get this to you. Strawberry Pink Lemonade whipped whipped cream and
Plum with three cherries. Okay. That sounds disgusting. Pink Lemonade. Here we go. All right.
Blend it halfway. You don't shit where you eat. Isn't that the same?
Why is he taking so long?
Could I do something wrong?
Oh my god, hi
Yeah, hurry up Mitch hurry up hurry up
How do I check the blending? I don't want to over blend it?
I see
Yeah, yeah, yeah on its way
Dude, this is terrible, I have such an anxiety.
Okay, this, hurry up, you want this moon shine in it, almost there, and we're going
to start blending.
And you want it halfway, right?
Yeah!
Okay, and now we need to, not, we have to go into, um, time, time, time, time, time, time, time,
toppings. And you wanted whipped cream, perfect distribution, plum syrup, and three
cherries. One, two, three.
Okay, actually my best drink, you're welcome Utah, I have to go to blending almost
half way.
89 grams sugar bomb by the way.
Perfect, we go here and you want, let's see, what does she want?
cream. Perfect distribution. Coconut. Coconut shavings and a cherry on top.
You, this is so disgusting. Oh, the perfect drink, baby. Let's fucking go. Almost 100%.
Oh, hello, Oco-Lani.
Cake, moonshine, whipped cream, coconut.
This is disgusting.
What you've ordered is a fucking disgusting.
This customer is a closer.
He's a redder, I'm a redder, so let's not make fun of redder, please.
Okay, um, you need, uh, this, you need moon, start blending, let's go back, for the next
order, you need, uh, cake, banana, start blending, and they're both half way.
Okay, good.
Wait, there's Game of Spawn!
I actually really like it.
I mean, I feel like I'm, and I hate to be toxic, I feel like it's targeted towards
kids. So I'll have no problem. I have someone who's like a professional gamer. I
should be addicted to this game in middle school. I split this game called Zumbini's.
You're placing beanies, I play that in computer lab.
That sounds like a game you would play.
Hurry up.
Wait, how do I know which one's which?
This has cake. This is the right one.
Surely.
And then this is the most disgusting order so far by the way.
Coconut.
Oh, I made a mess.
I'm like moon sprinkles.
And then what else do they want?
One of eggplants, chocolate cone, and a banana.
This is horrendous.
What do you think, Alcolani?
80%
The fuck?
Why do I get a low score?
It took too long?
Fuck you!
Oh, no, peanuts.
Okay, peanuts and moon sprinkles.
Oh, and this is the hard judge, isn't it?
You want a banana a banana and it's Sherry
Not bad there we go. Yeah, man. I'm a throw
Roman thank you
You guys know I used to work on a basking robins
Thank you so for the 200 bits
Wasn't it for a day? Yeah, I was for one day and then I quit.
Have one of the places in them connect all types. Oh, no, a puzzle.
Ew.
What?
Wanna play? Yeah, I want to play. How could I get harder?
Boom!
All right, this way.
Come on!
Think you green bean?
Yes!
What a quad dude!
What a fucking clutch! Holy shit. Oh my god. God damn it. Wait, let's put on our new outfit.
Oh my god, a floral t-shirt. You can decorate your lobby. Let's do American. Let's have an American theme.
like a right and we're going to put a right here.
New customer Nick. Hey buddy.
Maui, meringue. Cloudberry. I don't know what that is.
Let me go see you, Todd's going to order it.
Please come on in. Hi, how are you?
get to see ya. Yeah, hi, I want a medium blueberry moon with blue cream, white
chocolate, sprinkles, glow berries in an ice cream cone.
Let's go, stink. I fucked up your order on purpose, I'm sorry. Is that moist
critical ordering? Yeah, so anyway, all of the whipped cream. Anyway, that's it for now.
See you later. How's the end of this video? Yeah. You see you on Lusk.
Anyway, see you. Hi, get to see you. Special recipe. They'll be tougher when
bring their order. Okay. Oh my god, sorry. Wait, can I start over? I can do better
than this. I'm so fucking sorry. Actually, sorry. Click X. It's too late. I mean, also
like, who the fuck are you? You know, just drink that shit. I don't care that
is a special order. What does he the president?
This is this guy. All right, he wants some cool cream. He wants white chocolate. Moon
sprinkles or whatever this is like flower shapes and uh one ice cream cone two
blueberries all right perfect coming right off buddy what do you think Nick? Good
fucking reviews that's what I like to hear with a $5 tip
Okay, we need chocolate syrup, coconut, it's such an easy order.
anyone's a one cookie on top and you will fucking like it, you hear me?
Chocolate Creamio!
Hi, Akari.
Do you guys ever order something off menu?
like are you guys like type of people to be like can I have half of this and a little bit of this hold the black olives go here go there
I have a friend that does that
That's cringe as fuck
Relax
Dude, I was astounded when I was playing with
And Hannah was like, would never recline her seat.
That's wild, no?
Am I just like an asshole?
I recline every time.
Every single time I'll recline.
Never recline.
Never
I wear a client of the person front of me or clients
That's so fucking
S-data
That's so fucking. Oh my fucking God
Holy shit you guys sacrifice you're comfort. That's so
It's crazy you should be jailed.
I'm going to come on for what, reclining my seat.
Like where we talk about here.
Bro, not only do I recline, I'll fucking take off my shoes.
Oh my god, I think I did the wrong one.
Oh my god, she wants to scream anyway, thank god.
Like I leave my socks on obviously, but I will like sneak out of my shoes while I'm playing my
steam deck. Why is he so judgmental? Help! Help! Help! Wait a bit too long before
taking order. Oh, oh boohoo.
Gargals here. I lost my appetite. You guys talk to the person next to you in an airplane?
I was wearing noise canceling headphones with a guy next to me started having a conversation with me.
And every time I go, yeah, what was that? He's an asshole.
Absolute asshole.
Asshole behavior.
Didn't get the fucking memo.
Oh my god.
Captain Cory, she's mad.
She's yelling at me.
I talked to all the-
Well, well, well, where are you going?
I love her.
Someone once said this stream is perfect for people who have distant fathers, I didn't understand what that meant.
Please, she's on her phone, she's being so rude. Why is she being so fucking rude?
She's pouting, she's scrolling TikTok. Because she's been waiting an hour. I'm just working here alone.
My father has done this and he's in heaven. Oh, shit, sorry to hear that
Your stream is amazing for people with disabilities. Ah
Come on come on I'm so sorry man. This usually never happens. Oh my god, you're playing a game. What do you plan?
What? Oh!
Fortnight.
Okay, I have to speed run this.
She wants white whipped cream.
I made a little bit of a mess.
Oh my gosh, she's gonna fucking kill me, isn't she?
You want rainbow sprinkles?
30 by the way.
And, uh, I did a little bit of a little bit of a...
This this I guess you waited too long
Did you fuck with Pacific cooler Caprice on hell yeah dude you know what I really like? I like all other pops
Right
No, you stupid bastard! I'm being boxed in!
You're certain of a bitch! I'm gonna box him in, too. Perfect.
Holy fuck, that was almost a disaster.
I thought his pants.
...
Damn!
He's insane to that on my eyes hurt so bad there
It kind of sucks to start in the middle
But I'm boxing. I can't move
You're kidding me.
What an asshole!
Holy shit, what a fucking asshole!
Oh, I'm never gonna forgive her.
I'm not-I'm gonna serve her the most disgusting ice cream.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
These are upgrades.
You'll hear one new customer's enter.
I need this, so fucking bad.
Okay.
I only have $50.
Let's see, only upgrade I can afford.
Send one to a specific customer to get them to visit again.
Fuck my customers.
Oh, I get stickers in this game.
Tap on a special, in the list of you more information
more information about it. Well, add a special. Squeeze aren't we your customers? Um, you guys,
like, technically? Uh, yeah. We got weed, we got weed syrup. Let's fucking go.
day four come on in Edna how are you
you remember oh Edna wants a weed syrup huh
marshmallows and weed
weed enjoy
It's for her arthritis.
Can I pre-fire and start making someone else's stuff?
Like, is this smart?
Oh, man, cool guy here.
Hi, Alan. You want to chocolate cream you?
I know what that means.
The blender! Okay, we're good.
You have zero object permanence.
Hi, come on in.
You want whipped cream.
Chocolate.
I need to take her order, don't I?
Yeah, come on. Hey, how are you?
Hey, pal, you get to see you.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, for sure.
Hmm, rainbow a lot of rainbows at plans. Okay, gotcha.
Okay, wait.
Coconut shavings and a cherry.
One cherry on top. Enjoy your order.
Fuck my stupid customers' life.
Edna, I love you.
Uh, chocolate chamele. White chocolate.
This, oops, sorry, white chocolate, where to go, where to go.
And what else? Chocolate chips and Oreos.
Three Oreos, right?
Enjoy!
Yes, dude, oh my god, almost perfect, creamy, oh!
Hey, Frank, oh!
Well, how do I make them order a little faster?
Oh, I didn't start her order.
Shit.
Ah, yeah, coming right up, sorry.
Um, and you want this chocolate and blended.
Just kiss let me look at her face. Oh my god, hi. Grammy, huh? How about you get a fucking hair dye? I can't see you. What the hell?
Uh, I'm just jealous. I don't have hair. Look at my character.
What? Why? You're offended for this fake character? Come on.
Okay, you want blueberry, strawberry,
and we put it right here.
It's called empathy.
Papa, that's too hollow.
First of all, I'm not your papa.
Okay, I'm trying to say.
Don't pop up me.
I'm not your papa.
I mean, technically I'm my character's papa.
but
this
did i fuck up
pali
no let's cut that
and you will and then you paga
It's fine, I mean, they don't, they're not going to notice.
I'll recover from this.
How do I unblend something?
Okay, we need a cherry on top.
You're good.
Ranko! Come on!
34%
Holy shit, that's really bad.
At least this person's drink is going to be perfect. I believe their name is too hollows.
If you ask how many you give me five stars, please.
weeks I'm a fan now just give me another five minutes I'll lose you wait
the perfect fucking smoothie holy shit easy
Hell no, 94% how's that a fall off that's fucking huge
That's them good enough to get into UC Davis
Okay, I won.
Wanna play? Yeah, any shooting game? I'm good at it.
Oh my god, I just got to call that
Holy shit, I don't think it's ever been done better. Yeah, I want to play. I want to play.
I'm going to play.
I'm only going for the last year.
I'm going for the last year.
Fuck!
Fingerless Gloves.
Wanna play?
I want to play.
One go.
Ooh, serge jacket, don't mind putting that shit on.
Uh, blue pants, sergeant jacket,
and I wear a bucket hat.
Fingerless gloves.
And I'll keep my glasses on.
Oh, let's go to the shop.
Hold down the booster to blend some days faster.
That is insanely good.
I'm just going to save for $100. That's insanely fucking good. Holy shit.
Bushy, thank you.
Yeah, okay, let's see. Let's go.
Time to hire some help. Customers can now call to place orders for delivery.
You'll need to hire a driver to deliver their food.
Let's create a custom worker.
This is going to be an unhappy.
What's his name?
Driver's name?
Uhh, what's going on Chuck, Chuckie.
I saw a lot of it.
I'm gonna go to Nevada, we got Utah in Nevada.
Blue Ow, punch hopping.
Strawberry wafer, okay, where's second?
I am getting better at this, I think.
Dare I say, go and pro.
Hurry up in Nevada.
Hurry up.
That's a fucking crazy order. Um, okay. You want blueberry? You want strawberry. Pink cream.
Okay, so this never goes bad. I
Should have saved up for the fast blender.
What's with these woman being named after states? Yeah, what is this dealer? No deal?
Who is it?
Your driver will take orders from customers who will call on the phone, they'll deliver their food, it's their home when it's ready.
We got chocolate, moon, start blending.
Almost done.
Chocolate moon, what is this, uh, syrup even supposed to be?
Yeah, hi, come on in.
Pink.
Yeah, hi, how are you?
Franco, want to chocolate creamio.
Okay.
Pink, blues, syrup.
All of this spread is terrible.
Sprinkle.
Then wafer banana, wafer, serve it up.
Come on Nevada, with one little spill who cares.
Thank you.
I need to cut my blood.
Dude, it's so unfortunate.
They fucking take so long to appreciate
that my blend gets overrun.
It's so annoying.
If they think I'm just serving one customer, I'm not.
You don't know, one second.
One second, I said.
Yeah, yeah, one second.
Yeah.
Hey Nick, you want the blueberry? Take your time. Take your time.
Oh yeah, cool. Anyway, how are you? Great. Really good.
Why is it 75? I overblounded. Do you two my customers?
Okay, we need a chocolate creamio which is chocolate and cookie cookie chocolate blend it and then we need to
mother one of these which is blueberry moon the blend it oh yeah come on in come on in I'll
I got started on your drink.
Hi, how are you?
Quinn?
Nora, thank you for the raid.
Hello, I am simply running an efficient operation
of Papa 3, Julia.
Tanner, thank you for the sub.
What's up?
Okay, wait, three, five.
Marshmallow, chocolate, blend it, it's blending pause, okay, pop. Is this the chocolate
The choclet is a chocolate sauce? No white chocolate, then got it checked.
No, I'm so fucking stupid dude. How am I fucking this up so bad so early?
I always overblend.
I'm never going to make it big like this.
Is this a chocolate creamy o-franco?
What do you think?
Good.
I'm glad you're happy.
I've got the fuck out of my store.
Blend.
Okay.
First is blueberry.
No trust me, you guys cannot get into relationship with the customers.
They are just here purely to consume their freezer here.
There's no friendship here.
Boom. Boom.
And a globalary.
They will turn on you on a dime for no reason.
Excuse us, aren't you friends with the barista?
Yeah, but every time I say that, whenever I tell someone,
the breeze so they go, are they really a friend? Or are they simply paid to be your friend?
Now I don't know, congrats, you're completely ruined my friendship.
Cherry on top.
Let's fucking go.
Sweet aren't you paid to be our friend?
My chats friend? I don't think we're friends, are we?
What's your tier 3?
blender ball.
What? What was, uh, is to do I have to go into the hole?
What the fuck? Wait!
I'm losing.
I don't get it. It's going too fast.
Strawberry gum. I'm be thank you.
trainers ugly shoes dude I lost so much actually how do I claim the stickers like
those well here's all my customers um to have enough money to upgrade that's the
question. I do. Blender booser is probably the best upgrade. I can't think of anything better.
Okay, and we're left with $13. All right, let's get started. Hey, Wally, get to see you.
All right, let me go start around your drinks. Thanks. Wally, what do you want?
Blueberry, strawberry, blue, strawberry plum, peanut cherry, all these fucking disgusting.
It's fine.
Strawberry.
Start blending.
Hold.
This is barely going fast.
This is supposed to be going fast.
This is going so slow.
Silly and big with the climb.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I need to go back. Stop talking. I need to go to my blender.
Perfect. And you wanted what again?
Who will cream?
Strawberry.
Plum.
Who double sauce?
And a cherry on the top.
And this is your order.
You forgot his insulin pen?
Oh, well, all right, he walley them.
Sorry.
I mean, is that my responsibility?
Oh, Adna loves her weed, weed sauce.
All right, let's get started.
Here we go.
Banana.
Here we go, and then we go for three.
You want mushroom?
I'm sorry.
Mushnolo.
Spin it up.
These asthma is a serious condition.
When do I say it's not?
Also, I didn't say asthma.
You know what?
There was a fear, and I tried to be vulnerable with the chat once.
I said, chat, I might have diabetes type 2.
And you were everyone in the chat, said, 2.
What the fuck?
I'm trying to be vulnerable.
I don't have anything else to be some meme.
Three up, bro.
Wait, what am I making?
Oh no. Wait, this is three.
Did I just skip two?
Oh no, oh my god, wait.
I skipped someone. Oh, and it was their mobile orders on the ship.
Wait, wait, what did I do?
What happened? Oh no way I didn't skip to it right here. What do I do?
How do I how do I do I throw it in the trash? Or is that gonna be a hate threat for wasting food? Tell me what to do
Can I drink it
the
Shiva
Oh, hey Robbie
Oh, he's mad he's yelling at me
Um, we don't, I don't need this anymore.
Wait, it's not just fucking up, sorry.
Wait, I didn't need it, that was my premium.
Oh no, oh my god, I'm...
I'm being unoptimal.
When did this game get hard all of a sudden?
Oh shit.
And a cherry.
Okay, enjoy it.
Oh my god, I have to work on my cranial.
All right, I don't give a shit about you.
I've got that a lot of you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
We have a new special.
We need to make two drinks rapidly.
What's in the cranial?
cookie, chocolate.
Star blending.
Okay, the new need cake, chocolate.
All right, star blending.
Here we have.
He hates women, I love them.
How do I prove it?
I'm married to a woman.
Okay.
Okay, we need chocolate, sauce.
Then I always fuck this up. White chocolate.
No mess, right, and then we need chocolate chips and then you top it off with three cookies
Beautiful
Okay, I don't know that's fine. Oh
Chocolate sauce. Oh my god, the fucking blender!
I hope that this person's older doesn't understand that I fucked up their drink.
And then a cherry on top, you're going to love this. I made it special for you.
Robby?
Yeah, no clue.
He's got no fucking clue. I told you. He just fucking drinks that shit.
Actually a great day of work.
Five customer, my topping for a little lacking today, but overall 95%.
Not bad.
$30 in tips too. I'll take that shit.
Give Chuckie a raise.
Fuck Chuckie. I don't even know what he's been doing.
I feel like he's just driving it.
If anything, I want to give him a...
Give him a decrease, slide the burger, slide it towards the goal, just like a chill,
let's puzzle.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll play.
I don't know.
I'm just looking, you take some time dude.
just takes a little bit of time for a guy like me.
Holy shit. Okay.
Alright, not bad.
What the fuck do I do here?
I'm on smart!
That was part as hell.
Food truck free play?
No.
I wanted to be consequential.
Santa hat.
I'm gonna wear cool new shoes.
Once I wore fingerless gloves on strained from my arthritis and everyone called me
Avril Lavigne. It kind of hurt my feelings.
Shot. Oh, let's add it to today's special tropical treat. Let's do it.
Do you guys think my restaurant's pretty?
I kind of want to like man it up a little bit though.
green countertop blue it's red white and blue and as a gumball machine
and a carnival table
Cremo.
Blueberry blast.
And nutty butter cubs.
Perfect! We're open! Let's go!
My low Kingsley, welcome!
What do you mean large cup available?
What do you mean, Smors of El? How do I make a smor? I didn't upgrade.
Hey, buddy. Oh fuck. You want a large, huh?
Super size it. Oh my god, it's gonna take like forever to fucking.
And to blend, it surely doesn't take longer,
because it's large.
Oh, God.
E-E-L-O!
Hi Olivia.
A large.
Now everyone's a fucking large.
I should start blending her drink.
I have a hard time multi-paskin' okay wait this is this one.
She likes chocolate and weed and now blend okay then we go to one or we do the toppings
White cream, peanuts, chocolate sauce, a cherry in a cookie.
I got that out of here.
Good!
Why am I?
You're not happy with my toppings?
Why do you give me an 82, I wonder.
Large.
Reces.
Just hurry up getting excited.
Holy fuck man.
He is as graced.
I'm acting a cool inside.
I'm just worried as fuck.
Okay.
Back to this person's strength.
Two whipped cream and cherries
is the easiest order ever.
A literally a perfect drink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on the,
yes, yes.
You talk, get to see you again.
Oh no, a new special.
Tropical treat.
I'm gonna have to look up the ingredients.
Oh, it's a medium.
Good for you.
Medium, blueberry, pink lemonade.
Star, blendin'.
It's actually might be an optimal day of work.
Okay, we need chocolate, chocolate sauce, two cookies, and a cherry.
Come on, Tony!
Let's fucking go.
Now get the fuck out of my store.
Zandra? Oh, okay.
Zandra wants a medium.
Strawberry banana.
Wait, I'm kind of, I kind of want to, want one of these.
Good shit, all right on to the next white cream and then what's on top blue, blue, like ocean.
You're actually pretty good at this.
Thank you so much.
God, I was waiting for someone to fucking compliment me, actually.
I feel like I have been killing it right now, like this is the greatest day.
I've had in Papa's Beach Arena.
100% come on Utah.
Utah.
It was uneven?
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's probably got toppings matters so much.
much. Wait, I'm legit ass at toppings.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Now I'm getting nervous.
Left, right, and cherry.
Is this okay?
Zandra?
Come on.
All right, I'll take it.
It's a bit uneven.
All right, we need to upgrade our blender ASAP.
Overall, 97!
My best thing of work!
Holy!
This game's so fucking good.
Boom it!
I think it's fine.
Crosstomer cravings return.
Oh my god, I don't know.
I don't pay attention.
I have no fucking clue.
Wee.
Okay.
Oh, god.
Okay, customer cravings, the other day, let's do it.
I should learn my customer.
This one.
And you bread plates.
All right, last one.
Damn, I got two of the same.
Let's fucking go, okay, not bad.
All right, we need to upgrade pretty badly.
What is the alarm clock, do you?
Oh, set this alarm for when Sundays are blended to smooth.
No, I just want to upgrade this.
Wait, is it a lawn good?
Chat, which one do I get?
Julie, don't you've been the prime.
Oh, there's adjoining so only the subs will know.
Set this long for when some days are blended.
Okay.
Wait, timer is timer.
Oh, I could get more furniture.
I don't give a shit about furniture.
Alright, why would I keep Starlight Jubilee poster?
I feel like, why would I care, I don't care.
Yeah, let's just go.
Oh, it improves the wait time.
Oh my god, Ellie!
I have no clue I should bought furniture, I realized.
Hi Ali, medium, blend, please don't be a long order, God, you're just the worst.
Literally, you're just the worst customer.
I, medium, literally a filled up ticket.
Cookies, strawberries, blended.
She's a kid, yeah, she's the worst kid, complicated fucking order.
Yep.
Oh, a tropical tree.
Medium.
Blue and pink, right?
and pink lemonade, blend it.
Oh, you have to turn the alarm on?
Why is it not on automatically?
Chocolate?
They've actually fucking locked in.
Oh, wally!
Oh, god!
I'm gonna make you a fucking awesome drink.
She's been waiting for so long, hasn't she?
She fucking hates me.
She ordered so much as her fault.
Like, look at how much stuff she has on her is.
Cookie.
This cookie.
come on Ellie 100% not bad okay talk to me
Tony! Easy order please okay enough okay that's it that's it
W order let's fucking go good shit Tony
Good, shit, a bang, chocolate, bang.
Oh my god, I didn't turn the alarm on.
Oh my god, I'm going to sit this after.
Okay, okay, tropical trees.
Um, Jesus. Okay. White cream.
Uh, blue syrup.
Do you guys know this place called Dutch Bros?
It's a coffee place.
It was there's one in UC Davis.
And I don't want to be a gatekeeper.
But every time I go, they would have like my friend would go and she'd be like,
I love coffee, and then she ordered this drink called the 911.
And it was like fucking, it's basically this drink,
and it was four a.m. like, I don't understand.
Wait, they shut, touch pros down?
Wait, that's actually drama.
I don't, I don't know that.
There is no need for that.
Are you crazy?
Can I make this already?
I'm not interested in it, I feel like they don't appreciate me enough, so I'm just
I'm on strike.
True, thank you.
That's why I'm only playing games with my chatters.
You guys really appreciate me enough?
I left.
Yeah, let's fucking go, Wally.
Let's fucking go.
Did I put on the alarm?
Hey, give it.
I'd rather.
Okay.
Oh, we got that's my blender!
That's fun!
Okay.
good shit good shit is he speed running I know it looks like I am because I was born to fucking
Okay, I was born to play this but
anyway, I think I just lost on my aura so let's just fucking I might as well just make fucking clown sounds
So, JoJo!
92 JoJo.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you.
Jen Cat, thank you for the prime.
98% best fucking day of Freezer ReiPad.
31 dollars of tips.
Please.
Sunday shot.
Wanna play?
Okay, hit 10 baddies.
I hit 11.
Squeeze, can you start?
Fresh drama.
Um, let me think.
I missed one. Oh, thank God. I still won. Ah, roses. Hit 14 baddies. Holy shit. Holy fuck. That was insane.
Um, let's change our outfit.
Oh, my hot-a spirit has to go up.
Oh my god, there's like a fucking slider.
New sticker unlocked.
Where is shirt hat?
Oh, okay, wait, cool.
I have to deck out my driver, too.
There you go.
All right, let's upgrade.
Chat good looks on the, on the alarm clock.
That was a very good upgrade. Good job.
I'm gonna blend.
Wait, what is this one?
Automatically pours the perfect amount of ice cream.
More customers will order today's special.
Interesting.
Squeak, you never mention any drama, but obviously there's so much drama.
Why is Squeak's ignoring what people have been saying?
Avoiding drama is he hiding something?
Um, not.
Yes.
That's actually a really good fucking point.
I never thought about it that way.
I hope I'm gonna flour vase,
it's gonna look so beautiful.
Look at this fucking shit.
Get in line, folks.
Get in line.
Does this look ugly?
This looks like, this looks like the entryway to a club where the floors are sticky.
Like every time you walk, like your shoe is like trying to escape your feet.
I'm going back to peaf floors.
How much money do I have?
Only 33.
That's what I'll say.
It's a trendy pop-up.
You know, I have a pet peeve, and it's called Speakeysies.
I don't like Speakeysies.
I think we leave them behind last year.
Like this fucking fake hidden bar that's listed on yelp. It's so cheesy
The whole point of a speakyvie was during prohibition. Oh great fucking boomer
Okay, we need medium ice cream
Like I'm I'm hanging out with a friend and she's like hey, I know of a cool speakyvie
Oh yeah, yeah, it's behind a bookcase.
It's like I'm sorry, Kathleen.
It's a listed on Yelp.
What are you talking about?
It's not some hidden thing.
That and secret menus.
Fucking stupid.
Hey, oh, you like in and out,
do you order animal fries?
It's this hidden secret.
Listen on the menu.
Unquadu all's have a friend called Kathleen because that's her name
What do you mean?
Is that okay
Hey
Okay, this is my one
How do you like white cream?
This is a pretty great start by the way.
Hmm, perfect distributions.
Oh my god.
Yellow.
Blueberry cream.
I don't want her to wait.
Yeah, I'm taking her order.
Oh, Kalani, you want to tropical treat.
I love you.
That's a perfect order.
And now we do the toppings. Pink wafer, cherry right in the middle, and pink wafer here. Perfect.
99, 99, 99. Corpogos, thank you for gifting us up. Thank you.
Before we get started on that, however, I want to get started on her tropical treat.
makes it something I'm hitting on her but we need a herd. This isn't good enough for you.
Throw it in the trash. There we go. Perfect.
Yellow Franco.
Oh, uh, at least what do you have for dinner?
I've been, um, I've been trying intermittent fasting.
No, I'm just kidding.
I just don't eat breakfast.
Ha ha ha.
I'm just trying to get the social credit
of doing something.
I just forgot the eat breakfast today.
Okay, uh, blueberries.
We got pink lemonade.
Bang, put the alarm on, folks.
Did I fuck something up?
Wait, wait.
I'm losing that! I'm losing that!
Okay, and then a cookie? And a cherry. Hey, enjoy your meal, buddy.
Come on, Lisa.
Perfect.
Darwiner, thank you for the prawn.
Thank you.
Okay, and this is the tropical treat.
And then we have to get started on four cookies.
You guys think cookie is a cute pet name?
I've been trying to think of like a cute pet name for my wife.
I got to say hi cookie.
Ugly. I'm not gonna say hi ugly. That's not a cute pet name.
This. I was hanging out with my friends. I was on a double date and you know what
he called his wife? It was so fucking cute dude. And then we're like competing obviously
because it's a double date.
You want to be like the coolest guy there?
Right, come on.
Let's keep it 100% real.
If you're on a double date,
you want to be the fucking cool.
You got to outcompete this guy
that you're gonna date with.
Obviously, obviously.
Like you got to be a better husband than I have.
It's not a bit.
Ooh, coming!
You want to win his wife over?
Yeah, kind of.
You kind of do.
But not like that.
I mean, like, in terms of, like, wow, like,
if he's that cool, I expect more of my husband kind of win over.
Right?
Am I the only one that has that?
That's what, that's what's the fun of a double date.
You're trying to be the best husband.
That's the fun of it.
No, Squeez, I actually get it.
Thank you.
Hurry up, go!
No!
Hurry up!
Oh, it's a fucking insane order!
Oh, my fucking God, you just ruined a drink.
You are the worst.
Actually, the worst.
What a piece of shit.
It's just a selfishness that's astounding to me.
to me. I'm gonna make his this person's garbage now. Oh, you want peanuts on it, huh?
Squeeze that's performative. Okay, bruh.
Franco get the fuck outta here. I know the toppings were terrible. Oh, wait, cool.
Okay, let's get started on this guy.
Large.
It must be all the creatinine I've been having.
What?
Oh, five.
Um...
Squeeze you bent to the gym and I can tell.
You know what's crazy?
I'm in my fucking non gym phase.
I'm in gone to the gym and like forever.
I ate all like two-sour patch.
Uh...
Watermelon, sour patch, yes, sir, duh.
I get- I'm in my fucking- I'm in my rotting phase.
Gosh, that shit is so good.
To our patch watermelons, the best one.
And, um, her Christmas, one of my kids,
oh, one of my kids.
I got myself.
I'm not, what am I kids gonna buy?
They give me a fucking headache.
That's what they give me.
For Christmas.
What are we kidding?
With what money?
God.
So fucking annoying.
Like, for I have to buy myself gifts and put them under the tree.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, it's, it pisses me off.
This is me off.
I got myself a chocolate Santa.
And I ate, I ate him up.
I ate him up, bro.
Oh, man, the whole fucking Santa is in my belly now.
I ate.
Thank you, master, from the New Tier 1.
Thank you.
Rico's chili works.
Oh, um, puzzle.
I don't know!
Dude, it's so hard!
You don't understand, it's so hard.
Let me start from the back, like backwards.
Oh my god, one click is all it takes.
We got in moccasins, great.
It was going to be great if this was 2013.
the land very fast and forward now, um, yeah, I look good. I actually look really good.
Shall we shop for an upgrade? We're two plural, damn. Okay, I'll save. Who's the save round?
You can now send your driver out in a food truck between workdays to make any food you
choose. What the fuck is happening? Customers won't place any orders of the food truck,
just make whatever you like and see who buys it? No, I don't want to do this. How do I go back?
Why would I want to do this?
Oh my god. You don't have, it's free play, how do I go back? Is this not cheating? It's cheating.
There's a closed truck option, but...
Where?
Close truck.
Here?
On the first tab.
You're saying it's as close truck on my screen.
All right, I'm ready.
Oh, hi Shannon, she's a journalist, uh-oh.
All men snap cookie.
Bring it on.
Power, power, sickle, syrup.
Come on in.
Please, I'm a journalist.
What are you saying?
I feel like I have a mic up to my mouth.
I'm pro journalism.
Oh my favorite journalists, though, are Twitch streamers.
All right, let's get started, medium.
We got this.
Popsicles?
This is the perfect blend.
Wait.
Oh my mom said to me the other day, she said if you could redo it would you not get a
useless major in college.
I can't believe she's like the econ major by the way, econ that's not useless, right?
PIECE!
It is?
No, it's not!
And this economy...
Got a list of this.
Ice cream.
But she's like also that I feel like she's also the type person to think like any major
with the word science in it isn't real.
If it says the word science, it's not a real science.
Oh no, I fucked up. Wait, I fucked up. Oh my god, that was one.
How do I restart my day?
I'm restarting the game.
Oh, think on. Holy shit, pro strats, baby. Holy shit, okay.
Back to Majula.
She liked, she wanted a medium.
I'm not a gaming.
minimum wage workers don't get to reset. Does anyone in chat work at a freezeria?
I did for a month. It was awful. I remember my work that basketball
I ate so much ice cream that I was so gassy.
I worked there for a day.
I'm not even kidding.
I ate the whole chocolate tub.
I had no whole thing.
I had no whole fucking tub myself.
Just waiting.
It was fucking awesome.
Medium.
That's why I like, you know what I think is, you know who I don't trust?
Not the media.
I don't trust people who like eat one Oreo.
I think you're a fucking psychopath.
Oh, that's enough for me today.
Oh, one Oreo, that's good, that's actually enough.
I don't want any more.
are like lucky charms if you're not lethal in your bowl you're a
but I don't trust you you're evil you're hiding something
it's called self-control yeah I don't trust that
as if people say they love running like you shouldn't I want the worst for you in life
It's not even me, it's like maybe an over-correction.
Maybe that's a, maybe that's a, you know what?
I know, I'm mean it.
And I fucking mean it.
Oh my god, Christmas morning, the perfect time to run.
Like actually, I can't even say what I hope that.
What dream?
After Thanksgiving, one of my family members is like, are you gonna stand in line for the black Friday deals?
I forgot, I forgot we used to do that.
Holy shit.
No, I'm not gonna stand in line for the black Friday deals.
Do people do this, still?
People still do that?
Whoa, squeaks delivering those flaming hotcakes with those ice-cold milk shakes keep it real squeaks
Oh, thanks
This oh, I think I'd fuck something up
This is four
Didn't I already make this
This is tropical treat, white cream, blue, fuck my, fuck my, cold white, sorry,
Banana, banana, blueberry, banana, bye. I'm actually killing it today.
Yo, Ellie!
Please, what are your New Year's resolutions?
Just to make a fucking ton of money.
You can see what he's doing.
The strike, please.
You mean selling out?
Yeah, I mean selling out.
Yeah, exactly what I mean.
Yeah, I would 100% in a second.
I want to be a good enough fucking streamer to go to Rihada.
I want to be at that comedy festival, dude.
What the hell take me there bloody. Thank you
What don't she's waiting? Sorry captain
Do you have any travel plans? I do but I can't tell you guys about it
Because it's extremely secret but you'll see
You'll hear about it.
Am I missing one?
Strawberry.
Hey, where is this one?
Hangy Guardian.
Now I'm not doing tip to tip, I actually don't have any plans, I just like click
there, I think about joining an order this year.
Yeah, definitely it's a fight between OGK and Fades.
Here we go, all right.
I think chocolate, chocolate, peanuts, I don't know why that other person was so happy.
I fuck the distribution.
Oh my god, wait, that actually pisses me off.
I just want to spill and waste!
If you dropped a cookie on the floor, would you throw it away?
Or would you eat it if no one was looking?
Like no one is around to judge you.
Depends on the floor and depends on the cookie.
I guess that's the right answer.
I would eat it regardless of the floor.
I'm going to be completely honest.
I would fucking bat through floor.
I mean, that fucking Oreo.
I'm not a critter.
Okay, it hurts my eyes, my screen's staring.
Disgusting, I know.
Oh my god, those are the same movement.
are you serious how did you get a boost
oh my god I lost her fuck fuck fuck fuck
I don't even hear them.
Let's fucking go.
Lumberjack log, oh, I'm not in the set of the book.
Okay, what do I upgrade?
I have 165 bones.
I save for auto ice cream and stuff, right?
Okay.
What do I upgrade?
genuinely do not know. Oh, pink pomegranate. I'll make that today special. Where do I spend my money?
Get self-liquing ice cream. Rootie! Rocket whipped cream, Donald Duckettos.
You have been chrylic-wist. Hi, buddy!
Oh, I didn't change the floor, it doesn't matter.
Yo, happy New Year's, Alkaline.
What is your guys' New Year's resolution?
Do you guys have a New Year's kiss?
Come on, I need some draw.
My new year's resolution is 4K.
Ello.
I did shot at midnight with my friend, so you could just say no.
Sorry, I think so mean to you, so nice.
But you didn't have any years to get a shot.
Oh, this is wrong, this should be a medium.
Cookies?
Bang.
Squeaks, I kissed my ex during the years.
Let's fucking go.
Good shit.
Did you send a text saying, I'm so fucking sorry I ever let you go?
I'm so fucking, I feel, it's the biggest regret ever, please take me back, please.
What?
If not, do it right now.
Okay, try with chips.
Oh actually you should start, should have started blending my third one, this, this, this,
this.
Wait, wrong order.
I don't want that permanent on my, it's a little cringe that I'm like,
Are you studying? I know it's cringe, but you have to understand if I'm not the Wolverine Master
I got nothing
All right, I have to maintain my high rank of seven. This is all I fucking God
It's not saves coming in a flash game. Also after the bathroom
Hello.
Hmm.
the
No, but you're use of massive ass makes me scared to ever show me doing anything.
No, no, what do you mean?
Thank you, Jazzy Azzy.
The squeeze up like this fucking scrumptious dumpy that.
Goddamn, what is he hiding down there?
I mean, I made more coffee, it's going to be a long stream.
Okay, I take order, large, come on, the longest order possible, larger, is it some
Nerds, ropes, okay white, green, next.
Myslet is fucking power to this one.
Does anyone hate their customer as much as squeaks does?
I don't hate my customers.
And what do you see, Mr. Despiteful person?
Is it because I'm not smiling?
Toggy, strawberry.
There we go.
Big.
And then this is one.
Let's not make the same mistake twice.
Now they need a white cream.
Stru-robery.
Right, can I put this up already?
You know, Mandy, pink pomegranate, perfect holder.
Thank you, rad.
One.
What the fuck is that?
Cranberries, cookie, cherry, cookie, the best I've ever made.
Come on, 100%.
Alright, I'll take that.
What is the whipped cream look like garlic?
Anyway, I don't want to start decorating.
We've started the pink promigrant at medium, and then strawberry, pink lemonade,
so our blendin' okay, now we got a two, is rocket whipped cream real?
Like what is that, I've never seen that in real life, peanuts,
E-L-O, Allen, large.
It's called fentanyl.
No, we're not putting fentanyl in their smoothies.
That'd be a huge ethical problem.
Oh, I forgot chocolate chips.
Chocolate chips.
Cookie!
Cone!
Cookie!
Come on, please, I thought this was America.
Okay, Bon, I'll put 10th and all in your smoothie.
Fuck it.
Fine.
Is that what you want to hear?
You think we're gonna make like a pop-oge,
10th and all the game, I don't think so.
Gosh, hey, maybe we're too old to be playing this game.
You know what I mean?
Now I'm imagining like a kid who's on twitch and they're like god damn I love this
or they would say holy to heck I'm still fucking excited
to watch someone play poppa's freezer real
I'm gonna listen to this fentanyl talk I mean let's
poppa what's fentanyl
Atari
be more family friendly squeaks you know I'm actually working on it
I will no longer swear starting now
No inappropriate talk, we're going to be super friendly.
Mark?
Yes! Are you ready, Benny?
Benny, you are such a snake!
Oh my fucking god, hold my hands!
Oh my fucking god, it pisses me the fuck off!
She- look at her goddamn meal for so long!
Holy shit!
Earth...
Crud.
I'm so sorry, you fucking deserve way better.
You deserve way better.
I don't hate, okay, here's what you guys are doing.
You're saying my behavior towards my customers in this game is basically a symbol
of how I treat you guys, right?
That's what you're saying.
That's what you're implying.
Like, what do you want me to be just fucking,
you know, simp thing for viewers?
Like, get real.
All right, I'm gonna need a tough love.
Don't be all haste, nickels.
How is your, oh, I love, I love you.
Like, that's what you want.
You should tell us we're all pretty.
Well, I mean, I don't.
I mean, it's not, I mean, like, I don't know how to put this nicely.
Like, I don't know you.
You know, I don't know.
I don't want to assume white cream.
You know what I mean?
Eat up.
Just fucking say it, man.
I've never felt uglier than when I'm driving behind a Toyota Corolla
with a bumper sticker that says you're beautiful.
I'm sorry.
It's like, obviously not.
Anyone, do you know who's gonna be driving behind you?
Like, what do we talk about here?
It never, I've never felt uglier until that.
like I'll buy design. You're saying it to everybody it means nothing to me.
Okay, coconut. Rainbow.
My friend, my native should say this because I actually met up with her this morning.
Let's see what's inside.
Good day, good day.
I met up with my friend and I didn't have a good time,
but do you want to know why?
Because every time, like I was joking around,
she wouldn't laugh, she would go, you're so funny.
That's what you would say.
She'd say, oh my God, you're so funny.
Like them laugh!
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Oh, that's so funny.
She was just being polite.
You have to tell a better joke.
I'm not even telling jokes, that's the problem.
Oh my god, come on, go.
Bro, it's because you're used to parasocial relationships only.
Wait, me?
Wait, Chad, was I parasocial with my friend?
I hate the word parasocial.
I read an offline chat, someone said,
dude, I'm so excited for Scooby-Stacle online.
And then someone wrote at that guy, parasocial much.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Oh!
There you go.
Quarter-way pants.
No, I need my holiday spirit to be all the way.
Like I just want to min max my stats.
Like it can't go more than this so like why would I change anything?
Fuck, I did not regret it.
I agree squeak so is it okay that I'm kissing the screen right now?
No, okay wait, I do the focus.
Okay, I'm not on your side, obviously. It's not okay.
Okay, strawberry. Strawberry.
Thanks.
This fast start playing over cooks too. It's my first time playing.
That's a good game.
It reminds you of those old Nickelodeon.com games.
What's my wife?
It's a divorce game?
I'm chill when I'm a gamer.
You guys act like I'm some evil fucking,
like I take games too seriously.
I'm actually extremely chill.
Especially if it's like a cash game,
game like over click to come on.
It would be like it would keep it together for a second.
Like I just fake rage moments when I'm streaming on Twitch,
because that's kind of the meta.
Like, it's, you know, it's silly to be upset at Papa's freezeria.
I'm not, uh, actually mad.
Like I'm way more in control.
Brownie, weed, whipped cream, okay hurry up Olivia, cookie, this cookie, come on
re-co 100% across the board. I'll take it.
Hey, um, I heard through the great fine Mr. Beast is like doing a streamer video.
You think he's about to invite me?
I'm a brand-risk, I'm the brand-risk, and he did a fucking
of the most important Saudi Arabia, and I'm the brand-risk, all right.
Oh, the colliderage queues is too fucking scary.
Hink, pomegranate, and this is a medium.
That's, it's not good enough.
It isn't fucking good enough for my customers.
You deserve better and awesome.
Awesome.
Oh, then I take it back, sorry, God, I wonder how we built the music park so fast.
I wonder how we did it.
What's this secret?
There it is.
One two cherries.
Two cherries.
Bang! Bang!
The fastest has ever been done.
Literally perfect!
God damn!
Yelp!
I guess we should start blending first for a number five medium nerd ropes which is over
Over here.
I'm going to go back to four.
Watch my voice wavering.
I'm like nervous.
I'm going back to four.
Four pink on the granite.
And wafer cherry wafer damn squeaks those drinks look like ass fuck you you'd be
lucky if I made you a beautiful drink like this this is a good fucking drink
Oh, I'm swearing.
Boom.
What did you see that hand off?
Only a couple people will even like, real Papa heads?
We'll know how fucking insanely well-time matters.
Like, it's actually insanely optimized.
To some like that looks like whatever, but that's extremely difficult.
Look at this, bang.
I'm seeing a lot of spillage.
Why?
Because you're excited.
World record.
There you go, here. Light cream.
Star.
Oh, he doesn't want any syrup.
I actually respect that. Isn't it an all-American order?
Peanut's?
I'm just so red-white and blue.
Jerry and Cookie.
Thank you, Pluto.
Okay, and like my toppings.
I will.
I would say that deserves a perfect score as well, Michael.
Blenderbar!
So, Chad, do you want the stars the entire time? Or no?
Like is the star the best one?
How did that not hit? I don't care about outfits as long as my holiday spirit is max.
like who gives a shit
okay $280
how about we do
a auto ice cream
and then we add just a bunch of garbage
Like, oh, look at Ghost.
Look at that.
And a lumber mill.
Look at that.
And we're going to have this cool rainbow.
This is like a movie theater floor.
430 Lobby Points, can we make a better?
400.
410.
This matches the holiday double points.
Let's fucking go.
You have to repaint the floor or I'm not coming here.
All right, that's okay.
Come on in, everybody.
Come on in.
Be nice about the floor. It's almost June. Wait what? Thank you MJ.
By the 18 months. It's not the reason I have the floor.
Okay, medium. Oh, it doesn't automatically now. That's pretty cool.
It's weeks I haven't seen you in like a year. How have you been, bro?
Do it. I saw you last stream. I remember every single person who stops by.
Do you seriously think I forget the people who stop by? I remember every single person.
Like everything you said and if you're mean to me, you'll see.
I just say I wouldn't be mean to me.
This, like, what is this, spicy syrup?
Um, we need American stars.
Ello, Marty.
I'm not sure that movie.
Thank you, just just music for the climb.
Okay.
One.
Sherry, glow, Sherry.
I don't know if it's a little depressing
that I just wanted a ping pong movie.
I don't want some like uncut gems movie.
This.
Like, you know what? I've been starting to consume this year.
Bad TV.
It's made me so much happier
Like bad things things that are not that good
I don't want to watch plurvis I want to watch like you know real housewives of Miami
I know it's good that's a problem. I know it's fucking good
You're just a gay hun. Wait, what do you mean? Why are you saying that like you're
prescribing me something? What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? Do you want to say it out?
Like you don't what I'm enjoying? I'm enjoying fallout season two.
90-3% come on.
I'm actually really enjoying it, I think it's a lot of fun.
Are you sprint gravy?
It is good TV.
It's good TV to me.
Do I remember season one at all?
Not even a little.
That's a watch.
Did I have to watch a YouTube video?
I don't remember a single-plucking thing, but I liked it, I think, I'm not sure.
Might, oh, I need cream.
It's because you have streamer brain, I have normal brain, like I remember the things.
I feel like you guys see me as an absolute, like a zoo animal.
you're a clown on horrible.
Squeeze this here, you should become a culture war kind of guy, and that's
that.
So make me laugh.
You think so?
You think that's going to be a big, you think that's a little critical for me this
year?
Medium.
That would be pretty good, actually, whatever.
Yeah, though, Robby.
I could be a music reviewer, but I don't think anyone would respect my opinion.
That's a problem.
Okay, all you want is this is the perfect order and he's going to be so happy.
Goodbye, Olivia!
Perfect.
Good shit.
Squeaks used string, staying as a streamer might be the best for society.
deciding you think I'm gonna be like a serial killer if I don't have footage.
I won't be a killer. I think I'm too much of an empath.
Pink, pomegranate, cranberries.
This distribution is fucking perfect.
God, whoever's eating this is so lucky.
It's the perfect pink pomegranate.
I need one.
Imagine squeaks being a firefighter or a doctor?
You'd imagine you got being a fucking doctor.
I know some of you are doctorates.
That makes me trust the healthcare system in America a lot less.
I'm not kidding though.
Like some of the shatters who are doctors like, holy fuck.
Imagine I'm going in fucking anus the asian I hear.
Hey, squeaks, the zingo.
Oh God.
Hey.
Let's fucking go.
Hey, Pookey, we met you and your wife at the Swingers Club last week and just want to say it was a blast to meet you.
I don't know what's not me.
I thought that was gonna be like a nice armor but no.
I'm a fucking genius.
Holy shit.
Okay, my monitor, it fucks me.
It's hard! It's so hard! I actually fucking give her a call!
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Why is it all?
You gotta be kidding me! It's not lined up with the bottom.
Wait, I'm lit. I actually feel so stupid. I feel sheepish right now. I'm
I'm becoming red in the face.
I need more tips.
I'm just fucking poor.
Fuck my stupid chum this low.
Is this one of those games that's paid a win?
No, I mean, I don't know.
Is it that I have an excuse?
Or why is she holding a wand?
Do you want everything white?
Oh, by the way I've been playing clear. I've been playing clear. Obscure.
Do you like it?
I mean...
Yeah, I love it.
It's really great, man.
It's really, really good.
I mean, one of my, oh, my character.
It's, uh...
It's sensational.
Good game but overrated.
Oh, it's just good.
I think it's just good.
I just think it's ugly.
Can I say it?
Like, visually, it's ugly to me.
Like some of these landscapes and traversing out, and it's ugly in a mail.
The music is beautiful though, but visually something about it, like I don't know.
It reminds you of some of those like unreal engine games that I play on stream.
That's the rockatory.
Visually sometimes like some of the landscapes
Squeezing mean like one of your ads all my ads are beautiful games. I love to play more for two hours
I would never badmouth an ad
Talk to me
This is for three and you want medium.
I am thinking about trying out old school runescape.
This is the year.
I know it's some of your favorite games.
And by trying out, I mean off stream obviously, I don't want to get fucking stream
sight.
Oh, that's terrible distribution.
That minutes of question mark in the chat, why did I just put it on the right
side of Jesus. Oh, okay, not picky. A star customer, if you will. It's a sad day when
the left five stack of league friend finally wins. Dude, my friends don't even want to play games
anymore. My typical gaming crew. I'm fucking stock playing
Counter-Straight.
Fucking Counter-Straight.
God, do I love it so much?
There's some kind of strike and it was like, I got an Iit. And this guy said,
Holy shit, are you squeaks the streamer and I said yeah, he said I am not a fan of course
Why what the fuck? Why do you say that?
I don't want to know that I want to be in my echo chamber man. Why would he say that to me?
So then I added him as my friend. I said dude. Let me win you over please give me a shot here, buster. Come on
I've done everything. I would do anything for you. Please.
I guess it's because I'm a student here.
You know, Sundar and Hindi means beautiful.
That's all I hear.
I'm Sunder.
The Sandra, get the fuck out of my store.
You always order the weirdo shit.
Fill up the order tab.
I mean, I'll get your shit started.
Okay, wait. Rocket, fuel, or as you guys call it, Bentonol, blue berries, all
it's an all-American drink, isn't it? Stars, and it just lost the American of it
because it hasn't been anti-di-di-di-di.
Oh, let's go, baby. Let's fucking go.
Perfect. And then this is this one. White cream.
Peanut? No sauce?
Right here in the sauce, I think I have that XQC clip, when I forgot someone brings him a McDonald's, and he does no sauce!
I had such an obscure one. No sauce? It's like I've never had someone call a ketchup sauce.
No sauce?
Oh, six. Good timing. This is a great day.
You know, I only had Chick-fil-A for the first time, like, three years ago.
First time in my whole fucking life.
And I didn't, like, not have Chick-fil-A for any, like, moral reasons, but because they
Look and peanut oil.
But I wanted to trickfully pick up an order for someone
and then the girl working behind the counter
was like, oh, like, what, do you want something as well
or whatever?
And I said, no, I can't, because I have a peanut allergy.
She means forward and she's like, hey, you know,
some people with a peanut allergy don't have a reaction.
to the way we refine our will. So then I risked it. Now I'd fucking love
trick for it. I risked it. I mean I like the sauce. I don't mean I like to trick
It's so
There's a boycott. Oh, then never mind then
This is life to hit to eat homophobic chicken
What if I say I'm gay for Chick-fil-A? Is that okay?
Because that pisses them off probably.
Right? So there you have it.
Now we don't know if we're an obstetter if we should be clapping.
Chow which one is which?
One, two, three, or one, two, one and two.
What do I do?
Which one is which? What do they order?
Oh, this guy orders this, and you order this.
Fuck me, oh.
I've got about this one.
So this block people from coming in, oh, that's probably fun.
Ooh, strawberry brownie special.
Let's do it.
And Olivia likes it.
I like Olivia.
Puzzle!
Thank you for the three months.
I can't wait to listen to Fresno Streamer Award interviews.
Oh, expensive.
Do you never reacting to those? I'm going to just release them.
Yeah, I heard that you got phase clan mad because you just walked after they won best
or you said I'm gay. What are your thoughts on this?
they were like, they were weird out by the question. It's pretty good. I don't know, man.
I guess they were weird out by that, President.
Alright.
Chase!
Cowboy!
Red Velvet syrup.
Alright, day 15.
Hi, Chase.
I don't even get them to talk faster.
Like they're so fucking slow. Like I just want their order. I don't want them to say everything
Red velvet
Wait, oh my god. He wants chunky. Oh
Fuck
I need to think about that
Great so that's chunky
Oh, no, there's gonna be way harder. Luffy, think about 37 months
I've got Luffy from one piece. I just got your name. I've also been watching one piece
I'm on this year. I'm gonna I'm on my normie tour.
I'm gonna say some fucking normie shit. I'm gonna be like hey have you ever seen the go. Yeah
I'm gonna start my normie tour starting. Yeah, I'm gonna be so fucking normal this year. It's gonna be amazing
Yeah, Uniclo's great for basics
Thank you, blue man
Okay, gosh, I can't wait anymore for the next seven seasons.
We really are in the golden age of television.
I guess COVID made the new normal.
Oh, I got it.
Hey, don't talk shit about severance.
No, I like severance.
I mean, who am I kidding?
I've been rewatching parx in the rag.
God damn, do I fucking love Ben and Leslie No.
I got to sleep watching their compilations of them falling in love.
Same with the Dwight funniest pranks.
I actually love that shit.
Strawberry brownie.
That's this special.
It's a medium.
Seventh is lost, but worse.
No, Seventh is good.
Season one was good.
That's all say.
Season two for most of us like,
what the fuck am I watching?
But it was still good I enjoyed it.
Why are people like that now?
You don't like Severance?
Prove it to me and don't watch the next season, though.
I'm going to go back in your chat logs if you talk about the next season after
not like it, you're bad.
Prove it.
I can't deal with this shit.
I'm fucking stuck in a thumbnail with that guy.
Oh my lord.
Yeah. Oh, take on.
Oh, my lord.
Yeah. Oh. Oh, take on.
Okay, another brownie on Jesus, another brownie, oh, you know what I got for Christmas, I got a hot chocolate maker.
So let's just say this year is gonna be, I'm gonna eat so much.
I'm going to eat so fucking much dude
Look at all of the absolute new saying so a micro wave
It's about the texture
Can I fuck something all the toppings are not that good? She doesn't care
Oh, hurry
Jogger!
When I was in college I used to try to impress girls by making them hot chocolate
corn quote from scratch.
That was my move.
You're old oncad some moves.
Did it ever work?
No.
Tell me that's not a risk.
Tell me that's not fucking a risk.
I'd say, oh, um...
Do you want fresh hot chocolate?
I'm terrible now that I say it right now. I feel it's horrible.
Party sack thank you.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Okay, it's not that bad.
Also, I would never make a you guys hot like hot chocolate. You're not to worry.
I know you're tying up because you're not to worry about that.
Why not? Okay, I will and you just got rid. How do you like that?
Looks like you wanted hot chocolate this entire time.
Strawberry.
Oh, I fucking spilled.
This is wrong.
Wait, what do you mean?
This is right.
How's this wrong?
Why did that happen?
67, oh I used the wrong syrup, oh by the way all the 30 year olds in the
Shattered, I think, 6, 7. Ha ha ha.
It's over. It's officially over.
I'm not 30. I'm 27. Do you know how fucking old that is?
It, it, of course, is website. I'm 35.
And people act like I'm dead. I've already died.
the
judge
you
Sunday shot of police on a global
All baddies.
Chocolate gum, huh?
Hit 11 baddies.
I'm never going to miss, I'm not a brat wall, okay.
Okay, bring it on.
Oh my god, a flat cap.
I mean, is there a reason to change my clothes?
Or no.
Do I just keep it my holiday spirit all the way high?
There's no reason, except for fashion.
Yeah, but my guy is styling.
What is my server wearing?
No, like obviously I want max fucking holiday spirit.
Dumball machine.
Blue flag.
This matches the holiday double points.
Does this look good?
I'm going to keep it like this Christmas ice cream's
Quart poster.
Hmm.
I think this is good.
We need some upgrades, however.
I just wish I had a bigger store.
Like there must be a way to, um...
Like upgrade that, no?
Shunky.
Maybe I do chunky
Sure, I mean, I'm so rich. Oh, I wasn't that rich. Oh
Fuck wait, did I just fuck up my
equipment
Oh, no good that two buttons now come on in buddy
Okay, you want large.
You want chocolate?
This is the best order ever by the way.
It's so fucking easy.
I'm going to make it perfect for you.
And then blend it.
And you want it here.
Wait, mod Tim showed up fucking fun. I was waiting for someone to ban some of these chatters
Tim I just cut order 66
Everyone has to be behaving
Tim is kind of like may not be mod for much longer. However
He was late to our mod Monday meeting.
Where I give like a speech about the state of the stream.
And I say things like talking about the quote unquote the industry.
Hi, here's market friends.
Cookie, ice cream cookie.
Is this good?
What happened?
It was the wrong or is the easiest fucking order ever?
What happened? I don't get it!
Sorry, I'm safe coming. I know it's really embarrassing.
It's really fucking embarrassing. I understand. Oh, he wants a large.
Prefired.
Okay
Good!
It needs to be perfect and just has to be.
This is a large, not a medium.
Wait, is this not a large?
the
Preban thank you for the five gifted thanks man
Just calm down. Okay. I'm sorry. I mean, some of us have our fucking passions
Oh, I see what I did wrong.
Okay, now, chocolate and then white chocolate.
That's it.
Literally, hundreds all the way across.
If I get anything less than 100, you can bet you guys can call me bad 100-100.
Bang.
Ellie!
Squeez, are you seriously still playing us?
Brother, I'm never not going to be playing this. This is my fucking game.
There was a before this game and after this game seriously there's no reason this
is my main game.
It's what I was meant to do.
We need to put rocket fuel, blueberry, stars,
Cherry banana. You're going to fucking love this, Shannon. You're going to love it.
What do I say? Strawberry. Thank you, Garfield, brother. Medium. Brownie and strawberry.
Strawberry.
Um, um, rocket?
Wait, is this Ron?
I might have fucked up.
Is that Ron?
He not? No, I think I'm okay.
Chocolate chips
Cookie
On cookie
That fucking girl, holy shit
I am killing it
Asking us is if anyone's played this game, this is a popular game.
How dare you fucking make one of the pop-up pizza rea twitch meta?
Of course, I think this game is also on mobile, isn't it?
and star brownie.
Perfect.
Strawberry.
Star blending.
Let's move the same.
Chocolate chips.
and
three cherries, bang bang bang bang.
I thought my star customer.
This in farm bill are going to be hype.
You know, I used to set alarm clocks in my house for my farm bill drops when I was in high school.
I was obsessive over the phone, but obsessive.
I was a big loser.
I think God I fucking grew up in now, I'm way cooler.
Now I even go to alcohol parties.
I've kissed someone on the mouth.
Three cherries, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Oh, I almost beat in this game I'm pretty sure.
Oh, did I not start his order?
That's my bad.
We'll be fine.
I think I've been so ahead anyway.
That's okay.
Communion doesn't count as an alcohol party.
I remember in high school, I did it at Girl Who's Religious,
and her family would do grace.
But I wasn't sure if I was supposed to hold it
like the part of it or not.
She dated me out of, okay, this could be a separate.
Her dad had like Confederate flags and stuff.
Like, her dad always raced, like I can say, raced this, and so I was her rebellious
face.
Yeah.
Isn't that cool?
Anyway, um, so yeah, I had to do, it was the first time I've ever experienced
grace.
Yeah, I mean, in high school, I was so, best for that, like, yeah, fuck it, and I was
even more Indian.
Just a bit of a loss.
I thought I was ever surprised, go on it.
Okay.
Yippee!
Service quality 98.
I mean, how does this ever get fucking hard?
No offense to the pop-up pizza reocrap.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, no, the fuck!
What am I doing?
There's a tool.
It's so hard.
Why do I not understand this one?
What the fuck!
Okay, hold on, this goes in here. We're gonna work backwards.
This has to be like this. This has to be like this. This goes here.
I just put the same thing twice.
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god wait that's actually so upset and holy shit, why is that so upsetting?
I was not used to two holes, but you're talking about a little joke, so...
Buhhh...
Ballad Berry Dirk's.
All right.
Hey, why are you holding a wand?
Okay, large.
That's why you got, you want DURPS in there, okay?
Marshmallow and Strawberry.
When I worked, a normal job, my, I was friends with all of the moms, and they introduced
me to what, what's called a Juice Clems.
Dude, did you guys know a juice clumped with this diarrhea?
That's it did I thought I was doing it wrong
It just gives you terrible diarrhea like that's the cleanse
I had no fucking clue I thought I'd be glowing in some shit the worst part is a fucking work
Like I felt, I think it worked just on a more, like I just felt better than I am.
Oh, this is supposed to be a medium.
You guys distracted me.
And I refused to give someone a bigger size.
I don't want to take up that loss.
Stupid, this is dreamer.
I'm not dumb.
I'm doing it as a joke.
Like, obviously it's just a funny joke.
Oh, I get it.
Squeeze, what does it get funny in here? You guys like Joe? I can give it a shot.
I could try to tell a joke. I mean, why would I even tell a joke? I could just save the
Zinga and you guys laughed for like 30 minutes. But it's like very distilled because
no one's actually laughing, and you just pretend like you're laughing. So that's even worse.
I fucked up.
Do I feel pathetic restarting during Boba's freezer rea deluxe?
Yes.
Am I going to stop doing that?
Absolutely not.
I want a good score.
That's the only thing.
It's not saves coming. Oh, he wants a large.
I don't think this is a kids game.
I actually think this is targeted more towards adults.
Like, you think children will be able to micromanage its a high level.
I'm not even kidding you. The next time I open, I'm introducing scrum.
I want all my employees after fucking peek efficiency.
Yo, strawberry brownie.
On it.
Okay, so this is a medium. You fool.
What? I can't remember.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,
this, we do central. We do spicy sauce. Oh, we got to put in the blueberry durs. And then
Three cherries bang bang bang enjoy
I know bad
E-E-L-O
Lisa
You're the eyes and bird of milkshakes. Thanks
Uh, why is this one not, surely I'm not over mixing it and forgot the alarm clock, right?
No.
Two, chocolate sauce, chocolate syrup, I spilled fuck.
uh... shock lips here uh... strawberries here
shawlet chips
and
and three cherries
and get the fuck out of my store being busy thing for the tier one
Squeeze where you go to prom with me?
No.
That's so rude.
I went to prom recently as a shaperone,
recently, holy shit.
Time moves so weird.
This was in 2000.
That's sick of seeing. Oh my god, eventually 10 years ago. Oh my fucking god.
That's insane to think about. Okay, wait, I'm getting fucking stumlock. Hold on.
Oh my god, that's so fucking sad. I just realized that I'm playing.
What's happening?
Oh, yeah, I don't understand what I'm doing.
Let's draw a very brownie.
Oh, what a time loss.
White cream.
Senior senior moment.
It's so rude.
Yellow.
Oh, the speedrun is not over.
Here's the thing.
You have to be a little bit delusional to think you can succeed.
And I, let me tell you, I have that.
You never know.
What you're watching is technically a world record run.
Good shit.
Good fucking shit.
Okay, now we need a medium.
Cause this is going to be number five.
Captain Cory!
It's in bad sushi.
It had some world record runs if you catch my drift.
Dude, I actually fucking feel that for real.
I don't want to be gross, but I've never been sicker than I was a few weeks ago.
I'm not kidding.
I'm talking to urgent care about my diarrhea.
It's crazy.
Sorry for bringing it up again.
Is this number six or five?
This is five.
Oh, it's four.
Oh, my God.
It was hiding.
Holy shit, wait, what a mind fuck.
Tell us more, I had that new flu, I think.
Ooh!
This is the worship of my life, the reacharies on top, one, two, three.
Come on, Marty, be nice.
Ah, let's fucking go.
Good shit, Marty.
Good fucking shit.
When you put this on the blender, popsicle flavoring, you know, it was disgusting,
but everyone pretend like wasn't.
You guys remember like this, sponge Bob, popsicles you'd get from an ice cream truck?
Like I like sponge Bob, don't get it wrong, but that shit was so bad.
And the bubble gum eyes were like always, like, stale.
He's pandering again? No.
I feel like this is a hot take.
I don't even eat. I never ate those.
Well, try it.
Or like bubble gum eyes cream, I feel like it's the wrong flavor.
Like it actually ruins the taste of the whole thing
Vacation syrup I'm I spilled
Rainbow's
I'm gonna my shadowy not just crashed
Nobody say anything important
Oh 84! Wait, what happened? Alright I'm back.
The world is healing.
Squeaks is a big game.
Alright, bring it on.
The opponent is annoying because the computer's gonna have to take him up again.
Oh. Perfect driving.
Move!
Damn!
Squeeze a bend and love with you since high school.
Oh
You kidding oh my god, please
They can't catch up right
It's a 55 years old.
So it's a long time.
Okay, gotcha.
I'm not bad old by the way.
Perfect.
Oh, it's just like not in the time of prayer.
It's not even fucking prayer.
You look like someone who's old enough for it to be weird to watch you play Roblox.
I played Roblox, but I'm not a, you know, not a pervert.
I just played Roblox.
Dude, there's some good games on there!
That's what they all say.
I'm actually trying to new one Red Velvet Cake.
155% points.
Oh, okay, let's do it.
I mean, okay, no offense to the pop-up pizza rea-debs.
I feel like there should be more upgrades.
Right?
Like, have I already beaten the game?
Like, also, like, why would you need to upgrade all four
when you can't click them at the same time?
Like, there's no endgame.
It's really pissing me off.
Like, do I just spend money on buying things
I don't have room to put up.
Like, what's the point? I think I've beaten it.
Like, there's nothing left in this game for me.
I've created this amazing display.
This amazing store.
Right?
So then we can move on, yeah, but let me just do one more day and then we'll move on to a different game.
Like this looks fucking good. Good squabble, thank you.
Oh look, chat, I put you in the game.
Hmm.
Let me guess you want a large.
No, medium.
Mia, not Mia! Thank you for their one year! Hannah, DPP! Thank you for their one year!
Did me thanks for that year one.
And you are, sin! Thank you, leftist grifter for the prime! Thank you!
Sweets, you're not allowed to profile them?
Obviously, I'm not profile like that.
I just have the first customer always gets a large.
Obviously, think of some fucking evil guy.
Lisa, the guy is...
Your tags are evil.
You know, I haven't had any pretty evil thoughts recently.
Not even.
Like I did this thing where I made a bunch of predictions for the next year, like
as a fun activity for myself, and all of them are bad.
I realized maybe I'm just a crappy guy, like none of them are good for the
And I can't think of a single good prediction for some reason.
Yo, Misa.
Like, what do you guys predict is gonna happen?
I'll save this bot and I'll go back to see who has clairvoyance.
I don't just say World War III, that's one of good start.
Something, I want something positive.
GTA 6 will get delayed something positive, like let's do positive.
Oh, this is really bad place, man.
Oh my god, you love it though, that's so fucking awesome.
Half-Life 3 won't come out.
Not positive.
Squeeze you get into the horse.
I won't get a divorce next year.
Okay, stars.
By the way, someone really late to throw overwatch two gets canceled.
That guy, an Overwatch hater.
You don't have to hate it anymore, bro.
It's lost enough.
It's already dead.
Stop picking it.
Ooh, I love token odds.
I think you're a little bit found.
Okay, red velvet cake.
Oh, hello?
Mandy, two red velvet cakes.
Come and write up.
Mandy, two red velvet cakes, coming right up.
Hey, and that's a...
I don't know, a comi old fashioned. I feel like the only cake I really like is chocolate.
I don't like like all these fancy fucking, I don't like vanilla, or red velvet, or...
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Cheesecake.
Cheesecake I think is disgusting.
Oh dude, but when I was a kid, I would eat so much cheesecake factory.
Holy shit, I actually think of that.
I think Oreo cheesecake is actually so good.
Now I'm remembering.
Oh my kidding, it's incredible. I feel so stupid.
Can't you not eat cheese? Well, I'm lactose intolerant in the sense that I can't start my night eating cheese
but if I end my night eating cheese, it's uh, I
Just go home into my
Coltotank and just let it fucking rip
I'm telling you, I just go, I'm like Darth Vader and I go into my fucking machine.
And I just, I just let it rip dude.
I mean, imagine a life with no keep selling, what's the fucking point?
No offense.
It's all energy, it's, I realized I could be coming off as really mean, but God damn, his pizza pizza is so fucking good.
I don't eat pizza.
You know what else is underrated is bagel bites.
It's like slightly cold bagel bites.
There's not, there's no better sense of it.
The crispy bottom with like the sauce on the top.
Fuck, I'm hungry.
Mid at best.
Okay, what's the next tier snack?
Takedo's.
The kiddos are STU.
This looks like a ass, this looks like just disgusting.
What's wrong topping?
Wait what happened?
Wait what do I do?
Great ten.
Come on let me let me get new upgrades.
This is why he is on big ol' by the turret now, they actually fucking are.
Wait so this is my progress in the game.
Nice.
Thanks.
Damn, I'm a... yeah, yeah, last one.
to
do I bet you this money game would go hard for people to play on a track that
because there's no doubt people are playing this on their like families apple computers
They're MacBooks. There's just no way that's a hard game
Wait, are there upgrades that I'm missing?
Dude, why do they have a slider that?
What's the point?
I don't get it
Sweet, I mean, you've seen everything this game has to offer
Oh, but I want more.
I really want more.
We'll sad.
They should have, like, two swarm of legends have so many upgrades.
It's a little insane.
Okay, anyway, that was, that was Papa's Pete Seria.
Or sorry, freeze a rea. That was awesome. I really enjoyed my time playing that.
I wish there was more! I wish there was more!
No, not sponsored.
Sadly, I did that for free. Please play Counter-Strike now.
you mean join start my fucking losing streak I lose all the time. I feel so fucking small I suck at counter-shredd it good
I don't talk politics, but Zorn mom Dami got inaugurated today, and my friends have something
so mean.
He said, damn, you already look so fucking tired, he's starting to look like you.
To me!
What the fuck is that about?
That's not funny. Why are you laughing? Defend me. Where's my pair of socials?
Defend me.
Siddu, thank you for the sub. Michael, thank you for the prom. Thank you.
Fuck you, buddy. I'll play some commentary. I love blinding those games.
and
a
and a gamble I
had a play coin game tomorrow may be
all eight notes more on playing my craft course on
two of the way suggested minecraft work is also show off his skills
is what feels like it's like me saying let's buy Mario 64
and
make you buy a blast
me and me
or 17K
you know what I'll even do something very special for you
I'll have today's record up that's how often I am and I'll win everything
Yo
Will you include a slur counter now? I'm not gonna include a slur counter. Obviously not are you insane?
I don't think people are going to be rooting like people are going to be rooting for slurs and stuff. That's weird.
I've time to go to the bathroom.
This is just really, really.
Let me know if it pops out of my chat, open all my work.
the
my wife is standing out there cleaning up the computer
It popped!
The cue!
It popped!
Oh, what the fuck?
He's got his whole low range.
He's gonna be so easy.
Excuse, I should be your wife?
No, no, no, no, no, ancient.
I can no one's voting. What's happening?
Vote!
Oh, please not ancient. If it's ancient, Gigi.
Dude! Fuck this map! I don't know it! God damn it! I don't know a single piece of utility here.
And you pour tortoise. Fuck, do I look up ancient smokes?
If you play ancient, you need to know these smokes. I'll show you the exact line of sprues used to take map control.
control XQ sites and shut down pushes.
They're not on there, Nuss.
I'm just down to I can't do this.
I can't do it.
I can all YouTube tutorial videos have that voice on.
Is that like a news reporter voice, but for like, counter strike smokes?
I don't think I'm being long.
I, what's going on?
I, do I sound like that when I talk?
Hey, what's going on?
Maybe I'll start doing that.
Maybe that's good for this.
Good for you.
Hopefully I'll still run it.
DOO!
Nice!
Damn, let's fucking do!
Game or gauntlet, Pog?
Oh, does this count as the first game?
Or are we just gonna be playing Counter Strike?
Fuck it, let's do it, bro!
Fuck it!
I'm just gonna play Counter Strike.
I'd like to play Counter Strike, and I also want to play Rocket League.
the
Why do you need me?
You should be doing not really crappy guy when you play Rocket League in counter-shrike.
Do I-I'm just competitive?
I just like to win.
Is this okay?
Like, I don't want to be like, Kumbayao, everyone is so happy and silly, you know?
I want to win and I'm willing to sacrifice it all the win.
Oh, whoa.
Good.
Yeah, I think we need to go out.
Uh-oh.
Got my-
Mr. walking back towards A.
towards A
Fuck, two minutes. I'm down mid. I just figure out
Fuck
No, let's see if they're going to be from mid.
I was looking back.
What was he looking back?
Me.
Are you looking towards me?
Yeah, I don't know if you went from, uh, to, like, short, so circular on me.
Oh yeah, I was flashing behind you. I didn't know you'd get, you're going to turn.
And so crazy that I put on a voice.
I don't know how to play this map, any kind of straight-posed watching? Maybe some help here.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, okay.
I can't see you.
One's being blasted by him.
I'm going to blast it by him.
the
How about this?
Today I'll play Counter Strike until I lose.
Don't say it will do it.
They can go on forever.
It can be at the 24-hour stream.
I'm gonna go to the next one.
Oh my god, let's go, Bob.
Got a pick.
Oh my god, I got a pick at him.
Nice.
Squeeze you haven't won a Counter Strike game since last year.
You guys gonna laugh at that every time.
We'll go mid. I got out.
Yes.
I have been stream since last year.
Loll.
Ah-ha-ha.
is that there's
up
on
I'm not dead.
What?
I can't.
What?
How did that first one not hit?
By reload I had zero bullets. Sorry for screaming at you. I had no bullets.
He's picking up.
Stop screaming, pop up. I'm not your pop up and I am not spooky.
I am Professor Squeaks.
Sophia, thank you, Marco.
Marco, Riz, Jr.
Thank you, shake Drill.
For the four months.
Squeaks, you really like being in a position of power.
Wait, why? Because I said Professor.
Oh, no.
One coming to you right, Duncan.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, I hate cops on this map to me.
What the hell is this?
I'm not saying I'm gonna show you.
Dude!
Fuck!
So, you see, see, you're like someone who would abuse their power?
If I was a dictator, I would pass some really stupid laws.
like really dumb, like I would ban children from movie theaters.
I think there has to be a minimum wage.
I would not allow people to request a change seats on an airline.
If you play music on your phone in public, like the risk speaker,
Uh, dead.
Oh, nice.
Wow, what the fuck is he playing on there from work? That's kind of crazy. Any's pushing?
Like in B. I haven't done anything this round. I feel like...
Oh my god, we're gonna lose this round. Nice round.
don't call me a passenger princess. I'm wittily second on the scoreboard.
It's a good round for me too.
Guys, isn't that kind of weird that I went from Papa's pizza rea to cover strike to your grind bag?
What the fuck are we playing today?
No fucking plan
Why am I a fucking chick shadow can laugh a I mean while there's me
That's the best way to do this.
Squeezes a scheme deck worth $600? No.
I don't think they pushed us smoke.
Fucking mad. Get fucking mad, everybody.
Get mad. It is actually worth it. I guess, but I don't know. It depends how you're going to use it.
Flash is B3.
3.
2.
I looked away.
One dark.
And one drape.
one of the insane f**king
aid
he's hurt
he's not hurt
I'm streaming I can't lie
oh good
I'm going to put it in.
Please do you think it twitched out is worth six dollars?
Um, yeah, 100%.
Yeah, 100%.
Dude, I don't even think twitch turbo is worth it.
I shouldn't say this.
Twitch Turbo is so expensive now.
Just get the ads.
Don't wait to stop watching ads through a prime sub.
13, thank the 93 months.
Jesus Christ, 93 fucking months.
if you watch multiple streamers,
then you're a fucking cheater.
I consider that cheater.
So, or some CD.
We were on a break.
I can't hit it, but I'm so fucking close, I'm gonna feel bad.
This is a great CT side.
Yeah, I'm a chudder.
But not like a back kind of chud, like the fuck my chud life chud.
Wait, is that really bad to say?
But it's so close to the word Shad.
I'm finding it just...
But it's so close to the word Shad.
I'm finding I'm gonna just be like...
Wait...
See...
She...
That time was crazy.
That's true.
That's a gamer instinct for sure.
Okay, do you guys want to see a cool round?
Watch this.
Here's what they call me the fucking best.
A lot of people don't know this, but I could go pro.
I can go pro.
Okay.
He's hurt.
Fuck.
Watch.
Go on, go on, go on.
I'm not even kidding you.
It's a shower and spring shampoo in my hair.
Go on.
She was clump of hair in my head.
She, I'm talking massive.
Like it looked like a rat in my hand.
Like a fucking rat.
It had a pulse.
Watch, man.
It had a pulse in an opinion. This fucking hair.
If we lose this, nice. Good job.
You would look at us, Green.
You would look great bald.
Aww.
We're having a great game.
You have a fantastic head shape.
That's crazy to say as a first time message.
How about hello?
You don't do feel my head ever?
My head shape.
I could have fucking something crazy on my head.
Because one of them will be you.
Yeah.
I'm just going to throw a decoy.
It's not lighting.
It's about to get cozy.
That's very sweet.
Well yeah, it's a soy candle, sent in soy.
I feel unconfident romantic right now. All it takes is a sway candle for you to be romantic. Come on.
Yeah, I'm easy.
One candle.
I'm bathing, I'm bathing, I'm bathing, I'm bathing, I'm bathing.
How's that?
I don't want to play!
Bro is playing me like I'm a fucking creep in Dota!
Um, I can smoke sight if you guys want that to be again. Okay, I don't have a smoke, he called a smoke shroud out of smoke. It's actually pissing me off
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Good, good, good, good.
After that day.
Nice.
Here we go. Here we go.
I'll smoke a, I can smoke the one at a CT. Let's try to do the main push.
I'm not gonna out. Okay, I'm not gonna smoke, I'm gonna try where it's down.
Actually, I need to smoke, so I'm gonna drop smoke right here.
Thanks for your streams. Dude, I love streaming. I do it for fucking three. Thanks for watching.
You mean?
Behind box, oh my god, that's the smoke
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Well, is this smoke supposed to be mid-sighted?
What was that smoke?
No, it's supposed to be the one that's supposed to smoke field.
Oh, got that.
Oh, right.
I'll slow-cred you, maybe we take a quick control, I can't.
Okay, yeah.
I'm gonna flash now.
I don't like flash, baby.
Nice, baby.
Nice, fire.
Beautiful.
Good, good, good, good, good.
You maybe want to go?
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm gonna see if you're going to kill him.
Alright, let me cut it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Is that the ground?
What the f**king shit?
you
you're baiting you're gonna tell me huh so
are you gonna do it? what are you gonna do?
I'm baiting it and I'm evil I'm sick and I'm twisted
I
Like God let's hear the shit out of me
he's gonna win the round he's gonna win the fucking round
I'm gonna vote no, I should have um, I should cover my map, right? Is that what the pros do?
Because then no one can look where my teammates are.
You're not a pro. I could be.
It'll be like a second.
Like one, I just have to learn one smoke.
You know I realize after yesterday's Tuesday or day before yesterday's dream. I'm never showing for tonight
The amount of people that came in here and we're like and they're like, oh my god
I'm in your game
It actually pissed me off. Oh my god bro
are you fucking stupid my name goes into the wall geometry they have like a little cage on the left
did you see that? That nature of killed him.
I want to put you in a cage? Ah wait, is that? Is that a
a banal thing, I don't know.
Good statement, I'll smoke her to drink again.
Breaking bad reference.
Zero wins the entire year.
So we can lean about asking a girl out, but I don't know what to say.
Give me a quick pick up line.
You're trying to ask a girl out.
You don't know what to say.
How about do you want to go out with me?
Or...
Hmm.
Hello, come with me.
I don't listen to Roon Daddy 69.
Thank you, Salsa.
a
no, don't say we are going on a date
I'm not flashing it because I don't die here
I'm gonna flank him.
Oh, I knew it!
I knew it!
That round they only played one at B.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
No.
One more.
I'm gonna grab it down.
Push together.
Good fucking, at call, squeaks.
You didn't call that?
Yeah, I did.
I don't even know if there's only one B.
Wait, am I being gas-loat?
Oh, that's not true.
What's for naming push?
You sound crazy right now, Squeaks. Oh, I always do this, sorry.
He's out, he's crossed.
My god, thank you chunky lady up with a sub
Do people actually use pickup lines?
Is this real? I thought this was just me internet like yeah, let me just I'll just say back and flash
They do I don't think they do like if you have a crush on someone in your young
Do you go like hey did you did you fall from heaven?
Brother, I
He's flashing when I'm inside
I did it.
You might have crossed.
Yeah, you crossed, you.
Thanks.
Whoa!
Damn!
That's a fucking win!
That's a fucking win.
One, I've never lost this entire year by the way.
I haven't lost a single time this year.
And then once you'll start winning rounds in use of loose,
at this video hits 2000 likes, I'll drop a full update.
All right, I thought that was music.
But if they don't believe in anything, they don't believe in anything.
Thank you, ExNol, for the prime.
Don't act like you are killing...
...CLS last night because you're wiping one of the spend you've received with you.
I need to know more about you.
I need to know this chatter. There's something. This is a very strange. I've never seen a chatter like this.
What do you jealous like? What's happening?
You should get to know them in Twitch whispers. No, I don't think I will.
Hey, Squeaks been, hey, Squeaks been seen people say that you're a crappy guy and honestly,
that doesn't just match up with what I see at all. It takes a lot to show up, be entertaining,
and still feel like a real person on camera. Whatever people want to project onto you,
I hope it doesn't drown out the fact that a lot of viewers are here because your vibe is solid.
You make the space better. I think the haters are just jealous.
Wishing the best. Don't let those haters get you down.
Boy, this is chatGPT, right?
There's no way. That's no way.
That's a fucking AI.
You just wrote out.
Crypto-mancer, BB.
I think for the prime.
Wishing never think my partner for something, but you always think me.
Yeah, because I hate your partner. No, I can't. I don't know your partners. No, it's probably due to you have to sub at the right time.
Like some people who've been here for like 50 months, they know exactly when to type
their chat message to get read.
Or they watch Clint Stevens.
They know exactly when to hit enter because that used to be the meta.
As soon as Dark World is over, you hit enter.
Thank you, Joseph, for the prime Dark Dungeon and BITX1.
Thank you.
I have perfect timing and I know because you look at Shatt and your face drops and you don't read anything.
Yeah, well, Prissel.
You, I'm not going to say a slur.
Okay, I literally can't read some of your messages.
Super dick.
Oh, no.
TT, thank you for the 14 months.
Thank you, note up, the prime.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
I didn't see you in the big bag of packing.
Thank you, Gary, VaynerCock for the 16 months.
be honest, super dig. What? What was Gwash? Are you hacky?
No, should I be? Hey, good cat, I'm gonna smoke off.
Thanks, fuck. All right.
I'll flash over to some fuck rush that shit.
Just that's a girl on a date got and got shut down. At least you tried on to the next one cat.
I'm gonna go lower.
Thank you, Gabby.
Nice.
Double it, super good.
Super good.
Oh, God.
Squeeze you never read my message, sorry.
I'm gonna go lower it. I came up with this name and found this pick on Google. So yeah, that's a 100% seem like it's something a trigger would be
Now
Why do I hear your shit?
Isn't B.
Did you throw a D-quota?
Are you guys throwing D-quoises?
I'm not fucking B.
You're just a D-quick.
Yeah, I'm being both rounds due to them I had my headphones on backwards or something.
I found those fucking D-quoises.
Fuck it me up. Who's throwing decoy's?
You, you, you, you definitely threw that fucking decoy's, Mr. Dick?
Fuck you, but no, you-
No, no, fuck you, fuck you, super dick. Let's see if you're super this round. Do something here.
I don't need to do that.
Oh, no, you're right.
Let's throw an decoy, thank you.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
That another decoy!
You son of a bitch.
Oh, I just woke this time, but it's okay.
I'm cat one.
I'm killing all my dudes.
I'm gonna cross one.
One cat.
Slur imminent.
You shouldn't say like that.
Okay.
Warning.
Oh, whoa.
I think he could be any.
Oh, he's there.
He's long on my.
Oh, no.
Do I have to play face it?
Well, someone said he was cat and then he scoped in.
He's banned for cheating on face it.
The app and then he rotated law.
This guy's a cheater.
Oh
Wait, it's super dick
I like your knife
Whoa, don't talk about my weiner like buddy. Wait, it says you got banned on facet super dick. What happened?
Oh, shit
What happened though? I want to know the story. I want to know the story
I didn't see it. Oh, I'm an innocent man. It was a fake ban.
Yeah, that's what I was. Oh
I'm an innocent man, dude. I actually believe it. I think I got a super dick.
Okay
Wait, what's oh he slurred. Let me tell you I just have vowed the use of slurs.
I don't like it.
Oh, outlong.
Hey, Squeak, saw you at the club last night, blinding on a big duty Latino.
That's your wife. No, about what you do.
You guys know, like, I don't grind at the club.
This guy is guy.
Like, I'm not standing there grinding on people.
I don't go with the club, actually.
The only club I'm at is a book club.
Super dick. I'm gonna have to report you now for hacking.
Yeah, I should probably report him to for hacking. How was he allowed to get banned from cheating on Facebook and play fucking magic and what's wrong with people dude?
I mean, I'm gonna say something potentially mean. I'm just glad he's on my team.
of
the
the hackers are bad
but if you are going to hack
squeaks be like I'm glad I'm on the racist side no I'm not I'm not glad he's racist
Dude, oh my god, sorry
This this man
Thank you, Artik. Nice. Nice, nice.
Nice, nice, clean shot, and some peace out.
Thank you, G is sebbby.
Where are you? No, not to use all the superdig?
We can kick them.
I'm gonna be a bit scared.
Oh, there's two. Two mid scouting.
No, I thought you don't think that was cheating.
Ah, I actually didn't think that was cheating.
I don't think super-dextrute it.
I don't think so, yeah.
I hate this one.
Haha.
I hate this one.
Oh shit.
Have you done this week's smoke?
Is that where you get really fucking high?
Because it's so.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
I'm thinking about getting into weed this year, fuck it.
Is this still possible to bunny hop?
No.
Isn't that illegal in your state?
What do you want?
Be cool.
This is not even checking corners.
He's so bad!
Is he friends with super dick?
Dude he is fucking friends with am I bad?
Oh my god
All right
Hey, that's your nine kills you cheating
Oh wait, I know a smoke.
Wait, how do you throw it? You go here?
Look at that smoke. Ready?
This one's mine, not this one.
Not this one.
Superdix at least 54 years old.
Oh, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Yeah, cute with grobs, he's shooting.
Now I'm the cheater.
Now I'm the fucking cheater man.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Band from the face.
And you're flicking with the 13 year old boy.
And your profile is super big. What's going on with that?
Good.
Oh.
Head of all.
I'll hack.
Okay.
More slurs.
Munga.
please mute everybody fine fine everyone's muted now it's just you me and I'll
Delphino.
You never play the B-hop song anymore. Yeah, I get copies right in oops.
I
What I just flick right to his head
I
She's got the wrong guy
Okay, can we?
Okay, chat.
Is it okay if I,
if this is in count as a win or a loss?
Cause there's a cheater and it,
like, I know we're gonna win
because we have a cheater.
Okay, fine, fine, fine,
I'm trying to help you guys out.
Fine, fine, fine,
then this counts as a win.
All right, I'm trying to help you.
You guys can say first loss
or whatever, or perk two wins.
This is an authentic counter strike match.
Wait, you're kind of right.
Okay.
What?
I don't want to be afraid of that.
Monka.
I'm ready.
Oh, sad.
Sad.
What are the other team want to nine game winning streak?
This is their 10th game.
That's why I say cheaters should go to prison.
They all should go to prison.
Even people who cheating games are more likely
to cheat on their spouses?
Yes.
But like I don't understand,
like why would you cheat in a game?
I would love to see a live back.
Please.
I'm following super dick. He knows something. He knows something.
I don't know bombs down.
are you serious fucking kill him? Holy shit
Okay.
Nice beehawps.
Yeah, the team is muted due to slur usage.
Does that okay with you?
Or...
that's really sad
...
What are they running away?
Not super dick though!
I
Yeah, I
This game is not a good start to my new year
Like oh it just pisses me off. I'm gonna play face it
Actually, I have not a cheater and so long, have I?
I'm gonna tilt it. Maybe I just leave this game and play a chase it?
If you make me mod what's the salary? Looking for my next career?
Zero. You still interested?
What the fuck?
I'm actually tripling the rate in 26. It triples every year. Do you have any benefits?
Uh, yes. You get really cheap weed from someone who sells it. Actually, you got a discount on a weed.
I won't out them.
Do you got a good morning text from Squeaks?
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, yeah, hey good morning ever, good morning mods,
let's really get it today, all right, let's really fucking go for it. Hey guys, good morning
mod team. How about pizza on my birthday? Like a pizza party? This guy's bad.
I don't know if as many kills as the cheater does that make you guys think
My god they're so bad oh my god in this guy's like the new account trying to rank up
up. Oh my god that's so sad. Good. He's legit. We need an
I roll e-mo? Do I? I roll a lot?
Ellie's speed and Jesus of the Leo.
Wait, so I'm like, I've got TUDE.
Have any of your Nolan?
Yeah, it's GG.
But yeah, this is my era.
This is crazy.
Well, I didn't feel like I was back then going to fucking roll by.
What just happened?
What is that?
Okay, right this down, if you're learning counter strike, I have a long spawn therefore I'm
Molly long doors, right that down.
It's important to play your spawns on us too, especially when it comes to long control.
He's one HP. Oh my god, I'm gonna give him long control.
The piece so bad. Why is this the longest game ever?
Club time
Wait, let's watch the super dick
How about I unmute them?
I need comms.
We need more smokes.
Great analysis.
When you realize you haven't spoken all meeting and the meeting is about to end.
Sorry.
What's up, bro?
Bro, where are you watching?
One long, one long close. Oh, it's gross.
Thy rule princess, think for the prime.
Squeez is the drops on just a twitch meta thing? Well, I copied it from someone.
I
I got to save
I want to just don't know what I need something with me
No, no, I have to mute. I'm gonna say something
the
is a TLS to lie about drops that's where twitch starts banning
that's where they really start
like
putting down the ban hammer
oh seriously things went a little too far when twitch streamer's
Squeaks had drops on in his chat
I'm about to die
Thank you brody by the way
I'm not lying about drops by the way, I will play a game with drops on.
Also, I'm dropping bad guys, I think about that, like killing.
If you dive cranger band, nice hold.
I don't think I was running.
I followed right now, dies of cringe welcome.
Good, ever since we called this guy out of cheating, he's kind of like ass, maybe all
on mute.
Alright, let's sound like utility I have here, super dick.
Alright, let's hold this, let's we got this, we got this, we got this, we got you super dick.
Just make sure to kill him.
Blashing long.
on
I can't do it
I can't
Oh, it's a bad smoke
How am I?
I think this was in Canada's loss.
No, it doesn't.
We agreed. We agreed. We literally shook on it. Remember?
We literally shook on it.
Whittle Willie. Whittle Willie.
I mean just get me out of here holy fuck please
I can't stand this fucking dame right now just cheese
It's
How do you know how to feed?
Right, how do you guys know
No, they read took it. No
You don't have a Pistroir a Pistroir is not real. Unless a drawers made out of like some sort of metallic aluminum or some shit like that
You can't do have a pistol at drawer if it's made out of wood
Doesn't mean you can't try okay, oh weird introduction to this stream. It's first time to add her. Hello
Doesn't mean you can try
I can't. I actually fucking can't. Where's purple? Where is he? I need to see.
Oh my fucking god
Are you ever happy playing this game? You know what scary that is actually so fucking wise
The highs are so high
Let me tell you the lows
It's just so low queue.
Like if I had friends to play with, never fucking playing that.
Ever, oh I can't, I need to take a break, I need to piss really quick or something.
Let me all in the queue pops.
You're always on a boat, right?
What is this boomer ass music?
Not bad.
One more fucking cheater, so help me God.
And I will, I will, I have face it installed and I am ready, I am ready to let it rip.
should start cheating.
So how many got up as he's super dick in this game?
What if he wasn't even cheating?
Oh, a team of unranked.
Oh, it's the worst case scenario.
It's just terrible.
Oh, no.
Oh my god. How is this possible? Am I like, I'm just insecure or whatever? Like I'm not in the high matchmaking?
I'll count that as a loss by the way. There you go.
I want to go back to dust, too. Come on, boat over past. Fuck my stupid chunk of life.
They're not even voting. What's happening? Okay.
Hello, Alex.
I'm gonna break the ice.
I'll say, what's up?
Stop being weird, you're always weird.
Hey, fuck you!
I'm gonna throw it right now.
Hey.
I'm just kidding. I can't do it too. I can't deal with the slurms. It's so crazy. I just think we're going to have a lovely day of playing gosh like everyone's slurring.
Maybe something nice.
One bathroom.
I don't have a gun, I really want that you must be where to go.
There I, this might be a quit and play facet.
I'm not going to die.
Oh my god.
Wait, he's...
him. He's him.
I can't. I'm scared. I'm not safe.
safe in here top it up up in I'm not safe in here
someone pick me up
I want to go home
I'm gonna go!
Okay, wait a second. Yeah, my team slurs, but they're also getting kills. And I'm
against obviously I'm against that, but if we're winning, then that's also bad. But I'm
just saying it's not work that it's never worth it I'm
you I can't I can't I'm too fucking scared it's not safe
all these guys to get a bunch of snapchat followers
I was like, who uses Snapchat?
Are you guys getting snaps?
Oh my god.
Freaks.
Creaks.
I don't even- I think Gen Z is on snap shadow there.
Squeeze how much you've been snapchatting me? No!
That's not me!
Yes it is, no it's not!
Wow.
Monka?
one peak is all it takes
What? What are they up to? I hate these guys. I actually hate them.
I'm regretting you.
Is her, is her.
Eyes.
I can't.
Oh, what a bloody sack.
Look at him good today.
I saw when I went to the bathroom, I opened up Twitter, and I saw you tweet it out.
People you're gonna beat in games in this coming year.
Uh, let me just tell ya smart list.
Oh, really fucking smart list dude.
the
old-shut
big brain of the
included jd man's
you were on it know it's more to say little he's ever done
to
see what is he's also like I wonder what games can be like rock paper scissors and battleship
your one to three lifetime to me
I don't know what that means.
Well they're pushed up cat.
Oh my god there was one more.
Did I hear too?
Awk.
It means like if Ludwig was a judge, you'd be served one to three life sentences.
For like what I would do to him in Counter-Strike and Rocket League and League,
that's fucking on the light end dude.
I would fucking destroy him.
way to him. At any game that's not like battleship. Rock paper scissors.
No, I'm just kidding. I just miss him. I'm lashing out.
Another game about climbing.
It's a good game. I shouldn't have included another game about climbing.
Calm down.
Do I unmute them?
Oh god.
Wait, I'm up A.
Wait, here's how we can win.
the
You're last
Okay wait
Oh, look at I think he's hurt. Oh, that's good
Let's freaking go holy shit
Do I ask for a drop?
Can I get a drop rat?
That's all good.
Why do you look at me?
Like he's like role-playing.
one kill is all it takes fun in love with me has to build it is
I ain't the bomb.
It looks that chat for the Pogs.
Why do you look surprised or tell me you killed someone?
Because I just have a fucking spark in my eyes.
It's optimism.
Mix with uncertainty.
Oh my god, I'm baiting him.
Go in, go in, go in, go in.
I
Wait, how is he passed it we're talking for those talk for else
No, did he walk by all
Kill some happy music
And pause.
They're trying if that matters at all.
Letty, letty, letty.
I'm not attacking you, you're safe now.
It's not that they're trying.
They say slurs.
You forgot.
completely missed out they started the game-wise by saying slurs don't defend them
I guess that's not an issue for a lot of wait
did you go connect there where the fuck did this guy go
You ran away.
I knew he went on.
That is the fastest kill ever.
Good trade though.
Go now!
Can't wait my team! Some of them are pretty good!
This isn't good though. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is not good.
Does he got one? Oh! He does.
It would've just baited everybody, but he needs to win all-know.
I pinky promise I'm in your game and won't say a slur if you unmute me.
Ew, is that void in the chat? No, man.
Also don't say pinky promise when it comes to slurs.
I pinky promise. Ew.
I just got the egg.
Pinky promise I won't say a bad word.
the
XD
I think he promised
this
still in this
as weeks
uh... you realize you become really cynical in the last couple of streams chatting people out screaming
shouting at video games et cetera i'm very concerned
oh no you're you know what i actually really appreciate that feedback
Oh, they sent a slur. Shucks.
I can't say that's all right.
Oh, damn.
Here we go. I guess it's a 3v2.
All these bombs planted for them.
I think we can win this round.
Oh, that's all right.
Yo, no worries. Oh my god, it's a one-be-one.
Dude, why? Not a bad round.
Let's freaking go, baby. Let's freaking go!
Oh, this guy seems disingenuous, but also he's got a big hog.
Okay, I shouldn't have read the second part.
Sorry about that, and I didn't think he'd bring up my penis.
I'm just running.
But thanks.
I'm just running.
Oh, I should have known.
Once a connector.
Ah, hmm.
I think it's all right that they're unrated. I think they're actually pretty good players.
Hey, Squeaks. Big fan. I love watching your YouTube videos with my fiance.
Oh, it looks like you're trying to vote kick each other.
but you guys have fiancese
also you watch with your fiancese how do you explain what I say like I'm what I don't
know what if I say something truly deranged
squeaks I used to have a piancese all
Oh, congrats.
Or...
Sorry.
You like your backpack?
She's my wife now. Congratulations. I fucking thought so.
Holy shit.
If you said, she like broke up with you or something, you would have been banned.
Because it's harshing my streams vibe.
and
sweet said it you proposed your life
basically I was sitting next to her while we were watching survivor and I was like and I said
You're my immunity idol
I just said what did you talk about said do you want to be with me forever through marriage?
And that's just like, yes, and you said, you, how did you get into my house?
What?
Aha, survive this life with me.
That would've been smarter to say.
I couldn't think of anything.
ah ah ah ah
Squeaks, I tore my ac l yesterday. Oh
Fuck, man, I'm sorry to hear that
That actually sucks so much ass. I hope you feel better
I
wanted to say I love you with that volume but I guess you only like your followers talk
wait you love me but you want fall this dream
mom
I
Love you but I just followed you today.
Don't you think we're moving a little too fast, then?
Like, I don't know, I just want to say love so easily, I guess.
Did you love me if I was a lurker?
Yeah, I actually really like the lurkers. I die for you
Okay, where do I go to have the most impact? I'm out. I go a
I hope we live in like 2026 we can admit that we wouldn't love people if they were worms
I just hate dishonesty. It's such a dishonest like you would love a worm like where we fucking kidding
You wouldn't know I wouldn't love a worm. I've never looked at a fucking worm and been like I love you
if you were a worm I would watch your stream okay I'm going to solo Q League of Legends
sorry starting tomorrow no let's let's fucking prove it
now prove it oh yeah now we're all talk you guys right in poetry and then all
Listen, when push comes to shove your out.
I'd love to, actually. I'd watch you suffer.
Who's your main and league, Garen? Top lane Garen.
You know, I can't imagine someone having sex with a worm, but we stopped talking about that 20 minutes ago.
You fucking pervert.
What are you even saying, dude?
We literally moved on, why are you still festering in your brain?
Oh, that's so fucking sick.
I don't understand how does a worm get laid though.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
We've moved on!
Are you purposefully making your beard like Zorons?
No.
Dude, what do you mean?
Like, Zorons.
I'm not trying to look like him.
Where the hell are they?
My teeth hurt.
You would be bad for his campaign.
There'd be a hundred percent pay.
Swing.
What?
Hey, go down there, orange, I believe in you.
Oh, go, go, go, just just want it to...
Swing at the bruh.
They're on A, bro, they're on A.
Let's go, orange, bruh!
What? How was that guy flink?
What is that what is happening?
6-7
I never thought about that
Which you like cereal? I love cereal, but recently someone said that if I was a cereal
I'd be frosted flakes and you can go fuck yourself with that whoever fucking said that
You can fuck yourself how fucking dare you?
Now you'd be kicks
So we're time to announce
Dude, they've gotta take this out. This is so what's the point of that? What is that man?
They're gonna go there
Oh my god, I feel like a bubble in my throat.
They're going to be.
I'll try to inhale it so doesn't come out as a burp.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Come on, 2v1.
Yeah!
Oh, it's tough!
You seem like the type of guy to celebrate by saying,
Weee!
I know what that's supposed to mean.
I
How do I fix my my ops scope?
Is there a console command anyone play counterstrike here in chat
anyone
like look at it the center is like disappeared
oh my god
and
I fucking knew it too. These guys like I'll be so early. Who in this round? One or two? I'm voting too.
One? Oh my god. He made a step!
Why didn't he make a step?
launch now thanks for the prime
let me make a step
CL sniper show inaccuracy zero
oh my fucking god you're actually a god
I don't know why I hid my screen
why not hide my screen?
what was I afraid I'm popping up
just the console on it. I didn't toggle. Rich pants, thank you.
One's one HP. At least he's definitely not involved.
We win this round, I promise.
Green on a fucking nasty flank.
Green on a green.
One V2?
Look out.
I don't want to be rude.
I'm gonna play face it after this.
I'm going to play the face of it.
We're going fucking face at mode.
Apparently that's where the pros play, and I think I'm good enough.
Weeks my phone battery is phone is losing battery as it's charging, but can you buy
me a new one since you're a millionaire?
like a new phone?
Um...
Because your phone battery is dying.
No.
Uh, charge your phone. What?
hey do you guys believe in miracles watch this see the montage music
I
Ruffle
Talk to your cheese back on okay?
Move outside.
Lean down smoke.
I'm gonna die.
Got him.
Holy shit, good fucking friend.
Yes, sir.
Through the smoke, star silver, take it for the plime.
the
of
the
is it realistic old be as cool as weeks
saving
honestly, no
you need to go bald first, I have hair
I want to not care as much as squeaks. Wait, what the fuck do you mean not care?
What was that? That's mean? I care
I care.
This is me, Karen.
Good eye, Haping Solo.
I'm so alone.
I'm sad.
Oh, one be.
if I'm sure I'm walking up
How, how does this was to know he is so fucking close?
How's I supposed to know that?
No one's calling anything.
There's just flipping and slapping around.
I'm not muted!
Oh shit!
I can't wait to see what's going on.
to be legend wait for it, dairy.
I yellow cast cast cast cast cast
Be in the palace.
Fucking I can't.
I can't play this game anymore.
I'm not playing what these people.
I'm being fucking trolled.
Why would he do that?
Why would they why would you do that?
Okay, I'm doing face it
people can't slur and face it, it's where the pros play
it's not allowed
Hey, excuse me, stop streaming for a month. I'm on month behind on Vodz. Who's gonna tell me about last month?
If you're gonna take you a long time. Let's see you have the stream on forever.
I
Do use have it on forever. You never turn off the stream.
to
all by the way tomorrow on playing hardcore minecraft with Leslie
valky ray and the Ludwig
Oh, they want to do it to early.
5pm, by the way.
Dude, get out of my chat bro!
Why are you leaking up?
I'm busy, I have stuff to do.
Um, what time should I say I'm three?
Or what time am I three?
Yo, thanks, Joe, Joe.
I can't go early, and I can't tell you guys why.
I can't tell you why. I really can't.
No, it's not a cool in Oscar B. I would tell you guys that.
I'm upgrading my bed, and so I don't want to stream when someone's in my house.
It's too awkward.
It's embarrassing, it's actually embarrassing.
You can't assemble a bad, no, but I need help bringing it upstairs.
it's just a disaster pussy I can't do it
I'm not a strong guy
the
we know you know I fucking list now
I don't think
a Santa Claus chocolate all yesterday
and two-hour batch kids
for ten thousand dollars all come over and help
yeah I'm going to pass on that
what are you talking about
what a terrible offer
Wait, maybe I can hire Chatters.
Wait.
I will literally fly in. Okay, a little too eager.
Yeah, I don't think I want that anymore.
Okay, my captain is voting.
I'm
if it's ancient or train I'm going to
I'm going to say something really bad
there's no way people know any smoke on train
I'll come out of my hiding spot in your house
what
Was that you yesterday?
It's trend.
Oh god!
Oh god.
It's fucking train.
It's weeks I'm in your walls.
I do hear things in my walls and it's not like a Harry Potter situation.
Like I think it's like a little toast happening.
like bugs or something.
CS Nades.GG slash train.
Study up.
To have the right smokes, you're going to get shut down.
In this video, I'll show you every train smoke you need.
update with the latest lamps that pros are using. Let's get straight into it.
Starting with sandwich smoke from spawn first stand front and this beam you're going to put
your cross here at this roof and jump throughout. Most pro teams are throwing
instant sandwich smokes which I'll link down below in the description. Sandwich smoke with
this wall stand and position with this pipe you're going to aim here then afterwards left
right through. Smoke blooms in the middle covering both left and right sides. The most common
way to smoke sandwich early to mid-round is this one here go ahead and crouch aim here then
I'm not learning on any of that shit, by the way.
Rush A. You can't promise you to end this game if one person knows two smokes.
They win the whole half.
Anyway.
I think it was cool when I said it any way was that cool I felt cool I felt really cool
Oh my god, there's night frowned.
I forgot about this.
You're gonna want to mute them and face it? No!
Face it, they have to be nice. Otherwise they got banned.
Maybe I'll make a friend.
that
a
game
that if it is a fake a.
This is not a fake a.
It is
all never know
Oh, he shits. He came back.
Holy shit. That was sick. It was all of thanks.
Is that baby?
I'm too drunk for this moment. You're not to carry me.
I'm not capable.
I'm fucking mean.
This ain't your whole thing that you played CS before.
And like still I saw that video from come on
You know what you're right now. I got this one fellas. I got this one take the day off
I got these gear, they got on the ground!
Dude, I saw three of them, and so I just took the fucking mean.
And I aimed in between equally distant between their heads, and started spamming.
I took the fucking mean, I did a calculation in my head.
I took the fucking...
You can't pick up with the frisks on the...
on the...
I'm gonna put it back up there.
I got that, dude.
Okay.
I'm gonna put on the dollar safe.
Nice.
Yes, sir.
If you, well, I won that round.
I don't know.
Hopefully it's getting it all.
I'm just gonna do my best shooting the net.
You got a hairline, aw, aim.
Is that a compliment?
Come on.
Also like you guys only watch Baldur balding streamers.
Like don't you think that reflects more about you than me?
Uh, here we go.
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
We're just gonna use this.
Yeah, we're just...
It's kinda needs another.
Okay.
I'm making that up in Tarlets.
Like what?
Okay.
It's weeks on gay.
What does that say about the streamer?
I'm sad I got denied to a date.
Let's go.
Let's sad.
But it's okay.
We can.
And that boy here.
That's all the name.
Two Ivy.
Dude, who's watching connector? Oh my fucking god is that my draws?
I guess we both want to have you like fools
Squeez, are you LGBT friendly? Yeah
Are you sure? Yeah
What is my voice got louder and louder?
POV have something to hide.
Yeah!
Now you're presently.
Come on, close off.
Every time someone has me.
Oh, oh.
I have one kill and why are you in my twitch whispers? I wasn't. I haven't twitch whispered
any one in a long time and the only time I did was for a giveaway.
I have two or three waiting behind the upper, but it's so hard to take on.
Can I have it?
Very nice.
I'm here.
Where are you?
What the fuck?
What do you do?
Where am I?
Feedpicks that.
I sent $10.
But if I was to sell feet picks, there would not be $10.
It would be way more.
I know what my pigs are worth.
I've got fucking top shelf feed.
It's gonna fall in there.
Flash and so actually.
When they may put up another night here.
Two ivy.
Just a...
Now I need care here, man.
All these yellow trend.
for
the way I love that people in the chat said would you sell it for one band
What do you want me to do about feet picture is here?
One band.
What are you saying?
A rap?
Why?
I'm gonna rack up ribs.
We can go toe for toe if you want.
I don't wanna go toe.
Is there a way we can make it?
VCs, I have a great idea.
It's grand old but for feet.
Beals.
Ah, that's really bad.
One's ladder, pop soon.
I'm gonna go to yes and wiki feet ratings. No! This isn't a good idea of joking.
There's something similar for penises. I'm not even kidding you. That would fucking kill me.
haha
Like that sounds crazy. That sounds good. Oh
I have it in this
Oh, oh wait, one guy. It's just one guy. It's just one guy. Here. Come on. Oh, oh my god
The beauty
You're gonna be hauls now
I
My God
It's a job
You said you confuse that guy. I was sick
Oh
I
Used the
What is that?
Do people want to say pop talk anymore?
I don't know. I don't know that shit.
It's pop.
Yeah, it's pop.
Oh my god. I'm blocking you.
You're saying Valorant you
I'm like good though
I'm facing the level 7 in I'm destroying
Okay man
What be? What got me?
Fuck
Ah, multiple three
What happened?
We're just dying everywhere.
Maybe I save.
What a absolute player.
I don't remember when playing Counter Strike is drunk.
I'm not a skin cell though.
I'm not a skin cell.
Here's the thing.
Broke stay rich.
So don't knife-shame me.
I thought it was like a one of the cheaper ones.
the
road to classic knife is a
way is a classic knife good
you know you're just a fake silver you got a knife you're called people skin cells
your fake cell
you can't hold that should that's not you
wait I'm not a lot to use a knife
but if you're called people skin cells now
okay I actually I hear what you say and I accept
But put that shot see us float immediately after this game
You actually right
$45
Money box thread to red to red
We just need a molly.
Who voted this man?
That's an om saying!
Agreed!
Like scared now, I'm sorry.
I don't eat glue by the way, just eat them.
I eat Plato.
Heals.
One top, nice. One more T-Con.
That's one more, man. Yeah, well, man, I'm in red red.
Two E-box.
He boxed
That one IV
What's happening?
Where's the guy who was holding something?
Are links allowed in chat?
No
Unless you're linking me something really fucking cool.
Oh, I see you're on pause.
Oh, that's it.
You fired, get your shot on.
I'm sorry about all that shit I said earlier.
I see you pay, President.
I see each sand.
I've got to use that up, play.
I'm playing business with my house to shit.
I'm going to cut the scratch point for one.
I know I'm like old-style too, but I still hate that.
This could be fun to play with other SM-64 streamers.
Who's gonna tell them?
I'm saying it. Who's gonna tell that guy?
I helped commission that.
I'm gonna think shit man, I'd be able to.
Nope.
Yeah, beholes.
No one's picking him in.
I need some cool kills.
if
you
what are you holding frog
teacon
or pop dog
If they're late IV, we're actually done.
They go B now.
Careful at me.
We won't have it.
That'd be a stupid one.
Help up.
two oil train last two oil
left
I don't know how to go up there, I don't know how to just mad.
Great, but you have a, like, a challenge to play with Max out of what?
Listen, I mean, are you talking about talking about what you're talking about?
What I told you I told you
Don't flush me and what I mean
Good pick one more teacon
Oh, man, this is like worse
I don't want to say this
It's this map train
It's on drum nobody knows moly's so they just come out and they win. Oh my god, Johnson's saying good
I like train
I'm running out of it. I'm running out of it.
No one knows what the fuck they're doing on this fucking map.
So it's seaside because they get in my wrong.
Yeah, one Molly and we're dead.
I'm running out of it.
I'm sorry, I need to get a walk myself out.
What the fuck was it?
That's the gas.
There's smoke somewhere in it.
What the fuck is that?
Come on, come on.
the
I
I'm not crazy chatters we're going to win this
I'm actually gonna fucking win this.
But you...
That's what I mean.
Fuck!
Great dead.
He's here.
Dude, no, he's dead.
I'm off, man.
You were right for it, but you said I'm off. You should have held it in.
Dude, like...
you have to do you have to hold back bomb train
he's using an X7 or he said he has no aspirations in life
you just have to hold that in man
I don't know how I like it
you cut up all the glitches right
you know like it's okay
good
I kind of have a auto
and now I will say some shit
I want to be room
I'm just gonna run out see what I got
they're YAPIN
Oh wait a second. Yeah, it's it. One more.
Oh my god.
There's a new one. There's a new one. There's a new one. No.
You made that up, be honest, you made that up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I showed it.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go on again.
No, it's fine.
Where do you aim for me here?
I'm gonna pick a line for you again.
Oh wait a second, let's fucking go.
He's on the box.
It's absolutely, it's so painful.
It's so painful.
you're giving the loose vibes today.
Wait, is he the bad guy?
and
all of you guys saying no you are the bad guys will use is a bad guy oh my god wait
Holy shit, this guy's come alive.
Oh, nice guy.
I was a player to take it.
I was waiting to wait for him.
Uh, let's go be.
Let's serve.
I'll flash you guys over.
Just run, run, run, run.
I can't.
What's on the menu for today?
How's it going?
I haven't seen you stream since last year, Loll.
Hey bush fries
Gonna be pushing close
Ready I'm flashing over
He's close heaven dead dead dead
Let's side a back of it on top
Like across from you man
I don't know where to go.
Oh my god, I'm 5 and 15, that's me.
Split A, they don't flash over.
Oh, here we go, hold on a little bit.
I got mine!
Oh wait.
It's running on site.
Dude, we don't know smokes!
We don't know any smokes. What are we supposed to do? I can do sandwich, but then I don't know what else to do
Camera smoke is easy
Is that it? I think that worked last time.
Operation get kills.
Oh, he pushed.
wins. Wait, was he coming to me? Oh yeah, wait, that's my T side nice.
Yeah, I got it gifted to me.
Oh, my food.
Now, longer.
That's good.
Did you eat?
They have a good night, but we all...
Later.
I'm not quitting.
Obviously, I'm not fucking quitting.
I need to at least go even.
How do I ban...
Train?
How do I ban it?
What do I click?
How do I get rid of train? Is this possible?
Maps, little left. Maps, maps, maps.
What are the chances we get trained twice?
Next up is the camera smoke from spawn stand front.
aim above this clock then run forward and jump throughout. Another way to smoke camera
is the end behind the beam with the great stuff on the aim at the tip of this roof
jump. Not a single smoke that around. Oh my fucking god. Just don't go to kick and you
want to deal with train. Wait, what are you talking about? It looks like this. Oh maps.
Wait, how do I do this?
missions, oh, maps.
Thank you.
I found it.
Dude, you won't catch me dead playing Valorant.
I would just like a classic good dust, too.
Can you ask let me know when the trumpet starts playing?
You are not gonna know!
Wait, I missed it!
Wait, did I miss it? That'd be so fucking sad.
No, it says finding match for a minute's end.
Sorry, I had to smoke some marijuana.
That's right, went to go.
I went to go get lit.
you're fucking lying a little W no I've been getting a lit
recently he'd go to an alcohol party yesterday funny you ask no I stayed
home but I wasn't invited to I wasn't invited to any alcohol
But I had an agrony on and I made burgers.
Yum.
You should have streamed yesterday.
Um...
where people on twitch, do you guys watch such twitch yesterday, okay, if I don't find a match in the next one minute, it's GG's, it's over. I've been in Cooper five minutes.
And it's over.
you
you want to do your health twenty more seconds
ten more seconds is over
i'm in queue it's a spending match
five
four
three
two
I'll give it 20 more seconds and then it's GG.
Five more seconds.
Oh my god, literally on the last fucking second.
What are the chances?
I'm going to go to Am Captain, good, I'm going to ban all the fucking cringe maps.
Is it going to be a good year, squeaks?
Yes.
Do I do nook or inferno?
I'm going to do a nukes.
It'll be quick. I don't have that much time.
I have to pick up my kids from school.
They're dipping out. They got out at 3 p.m.
Wait, what time is it?
What happened?
There's no school today.
Oh.
Oh, the match's fucking great.
Then I don't have to go pick them up, then I'm going to stream forever.
How long have they been waiting?
Wait, but there was school two days ago?
Oh shit.
Wait, that's terrible news.
Wait, are people...
Do you want to win your break?
Oh my god.
Wins your break is real?
There, I thought like, I don't know.
I just feel like what do you really need a break from?
I remember for Winter Break, my parents would sign me up for extra curricular classes.
Anyone know Kumaan?
Any Kumaan heads in the chat?
That's just an Indian experience.
I was like my dad literally the day after the Xbox came out,
he was at work and called me and said,
data, I have the best present for you.
Make sure you're home, make sure you invite your friends.
It's gonna be so fucking fun.
and I'm so excited dude I literally can't wait he comes home with a PSA T-book
watching you play Counter-Track is me actually a lot of hope to be playing games and I'm in my
40s
Where's life, fifth
Where is he?
I
Oh, you joined
Wait, too
How many of you more years do you reckon will be streaming?
Probably at least one more
Some good
I'm gonna stream till it stinks, hello?
Huh? I said I'm gonna stream till it stinks is what I said.
I
Yeah, why like I'm never gonna leave my room. Oh, do we stay okay?
I should've done tea
I don't know. I feel like I'll stream for a really long time. I think the one quote way I stream is just playing games. So like why wouldn't I?
I think if you're doing some like high effort some fucking crazy shit you get tired
Maybe my test-offs when we'll go down
But you feel like making like content and stuff that I'm sure it's
Tiring
I got mine! I got it.
All right, not bad. Nice.
Squeak, will you ever go on estrogen?
I don't think I will.
you never know, you never know
it's never too late
I like tickled the guy I like tickled the guy
Oh my god outside a lot not down seeker yet
one red
I should just play the grass of what are we doing this is what I should have done
it's unlike I'm the one playing
nice ground
thanks guys
Well, you're actually pretty good today. Thank you. Thank you.
I want you to get canceled. What do you mean? For what? What do you mean?
I don't say that. Like I'm teetering on the edge for what?
I'm dropping lower.
I need to go and see if I can see.
One more.
Okay, that was really fucking good.
Actually, huge.
I needed to breathe life into the round.
I mean, it's still gonna be tough now it's possible if he gets his kill
Oh, it's a fucking round wooden kill
Do that bomb
This should play together
is
you're part-in for jans six there's no way you can get cancel
i wasn't part-in
because i wasn't part of it
and
you
served as sentence and as let them live no, I didn't serve as sentence I happen to be on a walk that day and I saw big group of people gather outside the capital
says I want to what's happening here
I didn't realize that you know was
the
side
you know I'm
people
to be careful of the verb it's here I think
one down that one down that
I'm down that
You have to call if they're down secret outside player.
What the fuck?
They're already down lower.
Oh my god, behind you bro. Oh my god. Oh he's just secrets. He's near.
Secret and Ram.
I'm not a bad man.
Oh my god.
If you're playing outside, just call them and they can go down secret.
Stop being so non-chalant, dude, you got to stop using these words.
I am Chalance.
245.
Outside too.
4M.
1C crit.
4R out squeaky.
3R out.
I'm just gonna do an idiotic peek.
2M.
I bought that side.
One hot last time.
Damn.
He's cheating
Wait a second
He may not know words, but God damn can you shoot don't patronize me. I know words. I know like very big words like
Cataclysmic
I'm gonna get rid of you.
Outside.
One.
Squeaky door.
Shit.
All the timing out of it, Bomsai.
the
do the timing is so sad actually
it's winnable last house of excited
one d one
conics versus jelly
my god
Intentional Molly
Your mom is cataclysmic. Hey fuck you buddy
Okay?
Fuck you, says, says the fuck you's guy, fuck you!
Your headline is Gadiglysmick.
What rank are you?
I'm face it level seven, but I deserve to be a ten.
Counter-strike heads no the potential
There's some more outside
Whoa, what are these smokes they can go down secret oh?
Good fucking killer
Are they going in?
Possibly. That's open.
I need help.
Holy shit.
Damn.
Holy.
What an important shot. That was fucking crazy.
Thank you, Amy.
that made it move a little don't ruin my moment with some perverted talk
I think I'm a moment.
Smokes that side.
One up.
A lot outside.
I think we go.
Oh, man. Where are they doing?
Not red.
Okay, wait!
Is this one of all? No.
Hey, Squeaks, took a week break from my 50 stream watch streak.
Looks like you're still looking for that first counter strike window. Good luck, buddy.
I have a counter strike window.
I have one.
Heaven and hell.
What's not planted for them? It's not planted for them.
Nice try.
I'm saving.
Basically, so it's a good FPS game for beginners. A counter strike.
it is, it actually is
one lobby
Oh.
Oh, I'm bad. I'm sorry, bad.
I needed to kill him.
It was me who's any among us today? No, I'm not playing among us.
Why? Because I don't like among us. I don't like that game.
I'll never play among us.
It was fun for like a week and people just keep fucking playing it over and over and over.
And then they add mods which rain it worse and then it's over and over I fucking I hate a month.
I don't know the play, Dale and Dawson.
Lobby.
Dude, what?
Please.
These bomb down.
This last guy's outside, right?
Outside last, right?
Good job.
But you're following him for so long.
see now I've got a now run a good map it's easy peasy
I don't know if that's on repo repo is fun
but my favorite one like peak is really
he can my opinions are really good game
no I don't play bro blocks off stream
I actually think they go HUD.
What?
Why don't I listen?
How does he know? I'm not cheating.
the
formal thank you for the five months formal raccoon thank you sorry I missed your sub
banks buddy
no one said you were squeaks
bro's got a radar hack
formal
Oh good my handwriting is oh
All right time to go Rambo
Can you write love give me a reason to wait that time for weird I mean follow the street
All right love next year. I'm sorry. I don't need to be weird
Sorry
Yeah, bro's got handwriting hacks on
Time to go Rambo
Dude it's like a new I do no
They're playing a key fault there's something I got a Rambo
Oh my god, what's happening?
Dude, it's nice runes.
Nice runes runes runes.
T side is going to be Munka W. I have a feeling. How tall are you, Squeaks?
I'm six foot two inches. And those are two different measurements. Wait, wait,
six foot, wait, six foot 11 inches. Wait, sorry. I roasted myself on next then.
Sorry about that. I'm going to run out, squeaky.
I'll blow it.
We're not doing it.
Favorite Dota 2 character? Viper.
Is Viper or Pudge?
Ding-tot, Fed.
Aw, we're out.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you.
When you want?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck was that around that?
Do you listen when your wife speaks?
Yeah!
Do we get a high friend?
one's heard
come on
where's he
oh it doesn't look as happening
people are so mad
That's got one out said squeaky how are they dying? I thought I thought we won that round
People equal to you. Yeah, it could be
For like season when just fucking Tom Clancy splinter cell is walking in front of me holding shift
We're in this epic fight
Nothing if there's like a UPS delivery on Moosterfire
Joe the scoreboard, okay
What is this round?
What is happening?
Why is happening in this game?
I don't understand.
The do.
Thank you.
That squeaks have you ever looked for yourself on a racinator?
No, I've never done that.
You think that's what I do when I'm not streaming?
I'm gonna kill him.
Alright, ready? Here's a high light clip, Q, Lincoln Portionom.
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
Evan.
Nice.
A tickled his brain.
Nice.
Been quite good then, but close.
the
if you think he's a race is a high in the stock market now if any one year listening to talks about
the ratios they don't know the talk about
under just excited to tell you what a p.a.a.a.
and
and I'm ready to start getting into drama with people
due to a because of it
two rafters on it
I'm thinking about having a drama arc.
What do we think?
My feelings are fragile.
I just want to get involved.
Everyone's calling each other out.
I want to be part of this content nuke.
Let's start some freaking beef, huh?
Don't squeaks, okay.
Did someone just say, content?
Whoa, I just woke up.
Holy shit.
I didn't realize it was a content stream.
Maxi moves, thank you for the five months.
starts beef with pizza hut oh my god the Molly on the bomb
you know what I'm going to start drawing with Domino's pizza
Can I get a draw?
Thank you
Then you wore cow re-subbing for the content
I think they're Domino's commercials annoying me and they're trying to start this new thing
Da mmm minos anyone know what I'm talking about and you're watching peacock
Oh shit, not a mess, dude, so...
Oh shit.
one
one on top of what you felt he felt
nice
harm. What I do that. I really hurt my arm. No, I'm cheating. I'm actually cheating.
I am. I'm cheating. Bro, you should actually call out x-phase member adapt to a 1v1. I think
He doesn't be such a good collab duo, don't they?
Don't say that.
This is your obviously bait.
You've been here for so long.
I know you don't mean it.
No.
Press a collab duo stop.
Row the collab duo would be fucking legendary.
I'm gonna die.
XD.
We're down, right?
Hello.
For a last.
He's good.
Damn, that was fucking easy.
Damn, that was so fucking easy.
Yo, Squeez got itchy groin any advice?
Uh, aloe vera.
Hello, Barra. One more.
Oh, you just read anything. Yeah, we want people typing the chat. I'm sorry. I do.
Um, dude, we are even Steven's two and two.
Happy birthday, Reese.
I got to call it I have a busy day tomorrow, but I really enjoyed today's stream. I like playing that
That game earlier and come and take so much fun. I hope you guys enjoyed fall the stream if you did
I'll play more games coming up. I do want to play rocket League too at something
the
Anyway, I'm gonna go
Rage someone
All
Rade
Valkyrate
Later to you tomorrow
I
should be starting on time, but I'm not entirely sure.
Anyway, bye.