the job of use clean baby all i was muted what the fuck i just think so many subs I was meter the whole time. What the fuck? I was just thinking so sweet. Hello. Thank you, expert, Catta, monkey, Samar, anxious taken, Julie, and the Laplace Old Maintain Kendall Old Ben, and Jim and Little Mouse 5,000 Tom, Josie Breadblade for a more to make a boba. Minky and Fried Fried Freak for the subs. Thank you, Ari the Hippo. Thank you, lock to me. Thank you, Jared 3. Really one point five years, okay. I did often as breaking bad yet. I'm in the middle now. I've seen three. I watched one episode a dead. Squilly, I'm thinking that's your one. Thank you, Kooots, Boots for watching three streams in our eyes. Puzzle moves. Thank you for the prime. Thank you Red Eye 2D. Thank you. Ex-Dwayne. Thank you for the prime. Let's put it back. Thank you. Hershey. Thank you. Thank you. As a mob man. Thank you so much. It was a sweet to be looking forward to most unspire 50. Mr. Beast. Professor Lippos. Thank you for the 35 months. Thank you. Professor LeVos, thank you for the 35 months, thank you, reckless S.S. Eric 11, thank you. There's been a squeeze only to epidemic for the last two days. Two Williams. Jimmy one day, I took one day off, come on, one day. I hate this mix. Like what the fuck is this? Just play the next song. What's in store for today's stream? Yes. Toby, think for the prime. you you'll thank you blaster faster play for something for six months Jesus Chris a part of this thank you thank you pay red for the prime thank you oh my god I'm not wearing my glasses today do you think the blue light will affect me that's bad thank you freezing thank you What's up with your eyebrow? Wait. It's just, I was laying down. Try comb my eyebrows up. You think it look cool? Get a slit in there. Menta is super, thank you! Anyway, you look like you just woke up, I did. Now I was watching Counter Strike actually, I've come to the conclusion that I can go pro. We see you look like Hassan. Oh, thanks. Thank you for your big Zaina, but went to sleep. Happy National Milk Day. Is that today? Oh my god, it is! Holy shit, Jena, we're 11. It's quite disgusting. Thank you, amazing grace. I think real milk heads don't recognize today as milk day, um, because I think there's a lot of just like fake days, you know what I mean? The way that I live my life every day is milk day. I just fraud some milk before I went live, funny enough. Happy milk day. and then you think of the 12 months now blue with a milk brothel not a lot of the problems what is that what you guys interpret everything I say disgusting weeks are you more excited for a milk day than MLK day the differences well no obviously yes the differences are I you think about it I put the eye in milk, can I say something like that? Joe, sorry! Thank you for the prime! Oh, hmmm. Will you do a reaction to this event? Dude, Darkwing, I can't click your clips anymore, I'm sorry. Do you understand? Thank you, Airbus. It's always Darkwing, isn't it? I do see you have a twitchcon 2024 tag next to you so congratulations for not going to twitch on going to a twitch on going to a twitch on going to a twitch on going to a week. I'm not fucking interacting with anybody who has that silly fucking icon. Thank you Drowsery. Thank you Will Cowboy. Thank you Hamball. Don't be mean. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. and bro, you lost your comma. Top of this? Tell me it's not thick as funny. Tell me it's not fucking thick. It's actually thick, dude. I have hair. It does look good. I told you. I'm telling you, it's growing back in a big way. Thank you, witness Fuller, thank you, Jay Web. Judith? She's doing okay. Memmed on the stone. I hate homeless stories. But then. Thank you. Forever fire for the gifted sub. Thank you. Can you run a finger through it? No. Yes, thick, see? I passed the test. I've asked a test seeing it was it's thick. It's thick. Thank you most See I ran my finger through and I passed. Is that a two-pay if I paid for this it would be sad in a waste of money. There we go. But crack princess. Thank you for the self, but most myth thank you. Punisher thank you for the prime. I don't know Whenever I feel like it honestly, I'm not sure. I haven't plugged in my console. I was learning with the idea playing Bloodborne on. I'm not Bloodborne, sorry. I'm playing Demon Souls. I'm playing my PlayStation 5. Kitty cat meow! Link for the Prime. I've never played Demon Souls more Bloodborne before. I think that would be kind of fun. Bloodborne is 60 FPS on the PC, yeah, but then I have to figure out how to install it. And for that reason I may be out. So thank you, Top Canileo. We play this switch too so as game when it comes out maybe. I mean is it it's like PV PV E or something? I just want to play a online game on this switch. Critics, thank you. Yeah, like I don't want to play Can you imagine the fucking internet and stuff and people are gonna plug in their Nintendo switches to the ethernet like that sucks ass Anyway, I Don't know if I'm gonna get invested in column on this time, so don't get attached. Okay, that's why I'm not typing it up for anything Cuz I Am scared Like, what am I gonna do in Kabul, man? By life, go through this shit of the Christmas, I thought you'd like it, man. Y'all, Blistix, thank you. Squeaks in my shit since, but I'm so in your rat, don't you think? That's me. The Merry Christmas. the list six that's a new in your wife that's the you try to sell this as much like we talked about like this is like a sweet couple's gift or whatever But like if you guys are going outside with a shirt that says squeaks thing my shit people are gonna think here, you know You're uh, it's inappropriate. You don't want to do that Yo, great. Thank you for the prime kitty rose moon. Thank you You should get lipsticks. I'll be like I'll run the stream like Nintendo. Let's just listen to this song Oh, yeah, we out seven months. We need moon, they've been seven months. Oh, this fucking song. Squeeze, why don't you have merch? Don't get me started. I had merch at a certain point. It's not, I don't want you. I'm not a merch type of streamer, it's like, I can't do it. learn land playing for the prime product I think for the prime Unless it's like an off like if it's like a mouse pad or something like that I'd be down I'm where I'm I have the squeaks mouse pad right now actually I want to wear your face on my crotch. Oh I saw it, but you come think that's right a bit. It's amazing. That's it. Brin for the win. Thank you for the sub. Rockham. So come for the prime. Thank you. Squeaks blue mouse pad. I have a blue mouse pad. When I'm I want that you guys order it. I don't know what you're fucking You guys actually ordered it for me when I got that Sonic and Mario win Yes, you did certain it was literally you and the chat. What are you talking about? You you know what else you ordered let me show you. No, I know I'm actually I think he doesn't have my mind of brick on this. You guys might have forgotten this, oh sorry, leaked. Don't steal me, okay, hold on. Ready? Hey, you ready? Look. Oops. University of California Berkeley degree holder with a missing degree. That's what you ordered me. It was over a hundred dollars. What the fuck? What a rip off. We're getting more money to Berkeley. It's so stupid. That's not funny. It's a good frame It's a good freaking frame awesome. They get to the prime It's like a hundred fifty dollars They'll just sell that to anyone. Yeah Oh, thank you. Nabs, please it's a good bit says UCLA like out when you're on even like what are you talking about you're not even in the fricking discussion here we get it it's you see a land Berkeley on top and we're just all in the fucking bottom Jesus uh thank you a peacecape not played catamarray. Dark wing, thank you for the chocolate. I just guy who would be convinced into buying the time shift. I think we're talking to some k-cons. Yeah. Oh no, I played catamarray on stream. Sorry. Aren't you a little too old? Have a curious thing. Excuse me. Excuse me. You think this is a pear thing, it's a beauty mark. Some of us here are beautiful. Lighter fire, thank you for the 14 months. Thank you. Eight-q trans. Okay, it's on the soft. I got this feels so much more natural on my eyes. Does this look worse though, hhes? and thank you fast back thank you timeless thank you um appreciate it I'm playing Callumon online I know I know I know on the internet Thank you, tank lord. Thank you. Crudder G. Thank you 10 hours of cobbleman pray. Oh, no, if this sucks me and I'm fucked Here's the thing. Okay, I'm starting right out, but here's the thing that I'm scared of about cobbleman specifically I don't want to battle Pokemon Like, I don't know what I'll do in there. I don't see if it works. Oh, it's down building. How do you pita? I'm woke! Dude, I made an alt. And my name on my alt was, I'm woke. Triggered? It's my favorite name. It's my favorite name. It's my favorite name. I've never made. They got people in contact. I'm so mad. Mr. Haydon, thank you. Dark Luke. I am Luke. Triggered. Question mark. I don't really like that. Thank you. Scooby Snacks for the Prime. So that's so beautiful. Those are avatar, I don't know, I just I didn't nice person, nice guy on Google and put it as my avatar, this is the guy smiling. Nice, I just learned a nice guy, avatar. Bad one to smurf or playing with my friends. My favorite streamer is finally playing kowbalmon on your favorite streamer, Jees. Okay, it's doing something, it's opened up, it's opened up some sort of terminal. Is this normal? Abe? Oh, whoa, whoa! Hold on! Not responding. Whoa, whoa, whoa! The term is going crazy! Oh! We're in, I think. Dean Jesus, thank you. I mean, it's loading, it's loading. All-hole, thank you to Nathan Matt. Thank you so much. Kind of look great stream of 7. Thank you. Minecraft. What the fuck is Clubmon? Oh my god, what a great cue. It's Minecraft. Pokemon. I don't know if my game is frozen or not, but we can just wait. Is it legal? I'm in the streamer server. I'm in 10 new things don't. Sorry. I tried to make it quiet. I tried to make it quiet, and I, I'm sorry. Jay, thank you. Then come on, everybody burps. You guys are so fucking weird about it. I'll turn it down. I peed. There's nothing that I love that it's all about back. I don't know where we're going to be. Come on. Okay. And then we have to go in and play a job off of it here. Try and eat the door. And then she lost it back. Once you can play it, it might take a little while. I'm going to show you in the academy. Or you can go to multiplayer and join it from the IP here. The IP for the SNP is the same as the other ship. Huh. Wait, I think I'm actually doing it. You guys think I'm like a gamer? No. Okay, hold on. Do you guys see this? Oh my god, you do! Holy fuck, let's go. Cobblemon. Okay, here we go. get in the game. Cobblamon. It's Cobblamton. How do I talk and then? Hello, Cobblamon. Family. No. Is that coming on too strong? Like what do I say? What do I say? Hello, cobbleman family. No, is that coming on too strong? Like what do I say? How do I say hello? Hello. Hello, my name is Noah. No, you mean like mine? So that's like mine crafters. I'm not going to say that. Obviously not, obviously not. You tricked me. You tricked me here. Finally, not the oldest person on the server anymore. Okay, I'm kind of getting mugged here. Maybe a hello would work. Okay. You, you better hope I don't run into any of your Pokemon. Wait, I can't do I'm not the team rocket. Thank you. Team Alpha. How do I get a starter? Ain't no way, little bro. I'm going to try to be a voice chat. Okay. I don't want you guys to see like what's on my computer. Little this leak everything. What's a good push to talk? Yeah, I got it. Select microphone. Okay. Select speaker. You want very funny smile. I just do system default. Hello. Hello. Hello. Friendly. only as well as my favorite fucking part is Dear recipient on behalf of the Academy I am pleased to announce your admission to our second season of classes, they're going to make me do fucking school in this. We extend a heartfelt congratulations and hope that you'll find great success in the next chapter of your training journey, warmest regards Dean of Admissions, in role. Who's the best starter Pokemon? I can't I want to choose someone that's like a little, like a little weird. Hopefully, oh, Litton is Litton just a kid's in with an owl. Or I could be flick-hook-hall. Got a mug kit. Church wig. I kind of want to let him. Where-which one's written in? Oh, here we go, let him. it's lit you've received a hundred poked dollars for register oh my god look I've got stuff here rose the eight ball catch one one times catcher eight put column on poked a pita poked a decks small poked a bag equipment the card album trinkets lot I don't know how to play. I haven't played in a long time. Wait. Oh! Oh! Why do you read like TTS? Eh... This is just how I talk. BAAA! Nevermind. Hello. Hello. Hello. Ohhhh! AFK in the overworld, huh? Thank you Joey Pats! This is what your voice sounds like when you say it, I'm... He's doing a podcast, yeah, cause we need other one of those fucking things, huh? Good! Oh, I can't wait! Like, come on! What are we talking about here? I'm trying to get into Poke Battles. Start a Pokecast, maybe I will, but you're not going to like the things I saw. Safari, oh that's a Hall of Fame. I Do you want to enter this safari zone? No, no, no Thank you sushi trash Okay, let's look up some things. I need to just click around Litt it. Okay, so this is my starters. These are my Pokemon I remember these are my moves. Oh, so that's a Pokemon menu It's a if I hit party advancements. Okay, this is new Show recipes Okay Let's just use all my items Pokedopedia Items and blocks that are in the game I mean fuck it. I just start by building a house and get started like a base on an m is map yeah i'm gonna start building a house and collecting pokemon put this shit in your trinket slot chunk the fuck is a trinket slot oh I'm old so what? Help! Help! Help! house beta has been discovered all i can just go to someone house wait awesome loot wait is this someone's loot what i don't steal i don't want to steal house beta. Wow. Hi. Bulge, uh, yellow outline chest is instance. You can take those without stealing. Oh, so let's go to awesome loot them. Gold chest. Also these are good. Are you sure? Wait, it turns silver once you open it. Okay. Where are you? Where is this? Where is this? This is awesome loot! Yeah, I didn't register this way for myself though. What is it? Oh, I have no idea. I just, I just lied. I don't know what I'm doing. I hopefully not stealing some of myself. I don't know if you'd like to come. I may have to before I start talking. Oh my god, look! Look! I have clothes! Surely I'm not stealing. Seeing this place, yeah, I actually thought it was going to be like a troll thing. If I click I don't know, I was going to fall through the sky or something. Wait, can you put a waypoint in the sky? And it just, like, I don't know, all the waypoint is show up. I, I don't know. I think it might be a glitch, so I'm going to try to farm this place before. Oh, wait, smart. Okay, okay, let me do then. Or is the trap and we're going to blow up? Yeah, it's probably more likely. Oh my god. you you're officially a Minecraft streamer how do I battle at the brain might poke him on out Go, Littin! Kill... Kill him! Sorry. Kill him! I don't want that ugly bird. Can I break stuff in here? Like is that BM what I just did? Oh there we go it's fighting okay go let's in fight him with ember the yes kill him fight with ember I'm gonna catch a zigzagoon it's not like a worthless Pokemon but it missed god you suck tell him They're a pokeball, okay? What? He's killing my lits in! Ember, uh oh. Don't kill him, though. stupid little you did you got a good experience though yay come home um guys I actually might be stuck here right right am I not going to be stuck here like how do I we're going to go I'm not I can break things right I'll take all of this. I'm gonna build such a fucking beautiful house It's all of certain Pokemon. Wait, that's it. O P, no? I And remember a lot of this game being like... Organization. Plushy! And we probably don't need the... restone. We probably don't need it. I'll wear a leather tunic. Biggie, thank you. VV2. All crap. Raise this Pokemon attack EV is by one. That's good. Is this crap? It involves, wait, I think this is really good alias. Is it good? to calibrated sculpture it's not good loot it's awesome loot yeah oh yeah let's fucking go you bought you got a hat should I wear a hat Like in real life. I don't know. I'm just feeling a little shy Congratulations Uninvolved It falls right on oh my god wait. That's good Oh, baby and to do it I'll take I'm gonna take like anything a poke-a-moner-laden. Use your loot bag. Equipable in the poke bag shrinkage slot. What does this mean? I Like this Shift left click oh I could try to wait now. Well, you're a little kitty. Thank you Now press B. Oh, very nice. Okay, this is gonna be all of my good shit it. Like my Pokemon shit. This will keep on me, however. This is kind of fun. Okay, hold on. Can I convert a place to my home? You can also hide armor. I mean, I kind I don't want you, my skin is so cool. Take the horn. Goat horn? That's, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like this is a huge glitch. but like this is actually good loot, and I just started today. It actually is helping you catch up. Oh, when you put it like that. Oh my god! Wait, Diamond! How do I take it? Azaaah! the this is you could hold server if you see these different color chests they are free to grab I see which is a star OP Okay, this time I'm gonna try to be very cognizant about organizing when I have a home. Also, like how the fuck am I gonna get out of here? Sure. Sure. Sure. Okay, what's do you press to grab all of one nightmare out of the chest slash inventory? Shift? If you type slash spawn you go back to spawn. Is my looting triggering you guys? Moncrafters? Am I not playing with blocks correctly? Is that what's in the problem? Am I not playing with the Legos in the appropriate way? What are these four that go at horns? You have to blow on it. Hello, how can I help you? Hello? Where's that? Hello? Hello? Who? Am I talking to God? This is Trisha? What's going on? Oh, there's so much good loot here, Trisha. It's crazy. Why is this place? It's awesome, ludes. But why do we all have this... Registered. I don't know. I just I just installed a couple month today like a second ago, and now I feel like I'm already ahead Squeaks Oh, earlier. Yes, I'm the same thing you're still looting Yeah, but It's Is there more stuff to watch? Oh, on the in this building if you've looted it all I mean it's okay, there was a better place place. There's a better place than this. I need to make a house. Oh. I just started. I don't know. Figure out what house you're in first before you build because I've currently built my house in Narnia compared to everyone in my house in deep regrets. Wait, what if I just made this area of my house? Is that like B. M? Dude, I was asking that to. I'm not sure because I was give this deal this house another house not this house. Yeah maybe we just just claim it. What are they going to do? Buy your hits. I live here now. I don't want the horn. I guess I don't need the arrows. All right. That horn smells weird. I didn't loot this. Okay, I gotta go home. I'm getting fucking... I'm getting lost in the sauce. one year take the gold what's gold good for it's rare really all you need gold to make balls wait thank you Was there any other gold that I missed? How do I look at, uh, like, um, how to craft balls? I've taken all the experience candy. Thank you, Jason. You have to type out balls. You're not gonna like laugh at me, are you? Balls. You guys are so cool and I'm so old. All right, sorry. Now, where is the grandpa type in balls? Where do I inside this? There's a search box somewhere. Oh, here we go. Nope. Balls. Oh, here we go. Balls. and the ball all I see and the gold for some of his all year you. Thank you guys for the help. A shiny weedle. I would catch it but I don't want ugly Pokemon Are you usually a 6k and what does that mean? I'm at 8k please. Oh, please make this Oh, is this a viewers is this a viewership chatter? Yes, thank you Flery Quackers. Thank you Jaden's germ So that's a viewership Andy oh Now this is what I want Ember burn it What are you gonna do? Christmas tree. Oh, okay. He's just really struck me. Oh wait One more one more one more one more One more one more Now we throw a fucking ball at it to me one two three as a to level 25 Let's freaking go. I'm just bragging for some reason. Is food rare? Could you guys let me know right? Can you guys let me know when to what to pick up if I'm missing some stuff? like I need tools I'm thinking I don't want this fucking one I mean I do need some food like well that's fucking my killing stone now the pumpkin pie where I'm kind of hungry you need the peepy max excuse you all right at my age oh hi Litton Reregold It's beautiful. Wow Rare can be I'm just gonna keep iron and get I think the and I don't need onions is the best of my life the drop all of your access have a week make a hole and just bury some shit on the pickaxe Oh my god! Don't need emerald! Let's put it in the chest. How do you guys are so fucking smart? Axe, what don't you know what an Axe? Uh, I will take the iron. Lapis Luzule will take... The extra armor? Is there like a selling mechanic, however? Like what the fuck do I need to noddle a shell for? Drop X items. What is, oh, these X feeds? Drop it! Is a spooky playing? I remember last year you were so funny Rob and roll Oh my god more fucking stuff man In case the chance for you getting good loot while fishing you ain't I wish there was an easy way to manage storage. Because I don't know, like, if it automatically sorted, is there? Oh, if you middle-click. Oh my god, thank you. Oh thank you. Okay, we can drop all of these. What the fuck? Okay, thank you. That actually helps a lot. Squeaks. Press equals on your armor. Oh, so you can see me. Keep the boots on, you. Cattinary compatible. Whatever that means. X Accuracy. Hold on. Let's put some stuff. Oh, if you hit R, it tells you what it can make. Let's make that up. Oh, no, what it takes to make it. I see. And how do I auto combine? We got to lose. Thank you. Dail of Donald. Thank you, Jaden. If you press you, it tells you what it can make. Oh, that is so fucking awful. Thank you. Shift and middle-click. But how do I make it so that auto combines like Maybe I can't auto combine. I mean that saves some space. W Okay, the sorting works and those chests as well. Wow, I've already spent two days in here the Dwayne Flint R I'm sorry, you Abyss, watcher fabric, way, sounds I can make this right now Thank you Capriopoluchio! You don't need that though, okay. What is this? I just want to see what it looks like. Ugly fucking venture frame, bro. Okay, it's actually a fucking venture frame. All right, I see. Oh, wow. Ooh, Marsh. That's a biddewf kill it. Holy shit so much experience candy. Give me this shit. Um... And apples for some reason. Go level up, Litten. No, I'm gonna find a better Pokemon, a Spend it, shit on. I'm just having Litten for like, uh, my mascot. Fuck Litten, like I give a shit about Litten. I mean, uh, I'm just gonna drop my bread. I'll level up Litton. I just need to make a home. After I loot the fuck out of the spa, I'm gonna loot my whole home. Oh Leslie wants Litton. Okay then I'll trade Litton to Leslie for absurd fucking price. Literally like all the rare candies. What the hell is this? I don't know there's a human being. What are you doing in the corner you fucking weirdo? Ew, get that a lot. I get that a lot of air. What the fuck was that? Little freak. he's squeaksing it please don't go on your weird humanoid rant again what rant i'm gonna the map just shows where the pokemon are side duck the the human like quality rant of the rant that you guys all remember because it's been stewing and brewing in your brain about how I'm the right you ham slice thank you Nathan you'll Move your camera. No, nope. Have I looted everything like poorly? Is it time to go, uh, oh my god, there's so much here. We're still here. We're still looted. I think I'm just like looking at the same stuff, but I thought you were an enemy. I was about to fire. No, no, no, I'm a friend. and and and and and the I got the other tower to I need to make a tools however to I can't help but I'm toxic. I can't help it, sorry. Yeah, I think we go home. Okay, slash spawn. Hello? Look who we have here. Oh, um... I'm just gonna... Shepo. No, please. It's the only thing I have. It's the only thing I have. Oh, we're never lying. No, please. Drop it, I said. It's the only thing I own right now. I just came to this town. I didn't do it! And you're going to steal my shovel? You're sure we'll be working together or doing that's better? What are you offered? What kind of services do you offer? I have... Six gold nuggets. Oh, you know what? I do feel you my gold, my mind and my mouth with loveies. Oh, really? Wait, where's your mouth? You have a mouth already? I have a mouth. Okay, wait, what do you want to trade me? Um, perhaps I'll keep you, I'll keep you alive. Oh, you're gonna kill me? You're just sending me to the town as well with a mealt, come on. What? Are you there, George? Is the way that he rockets? Yeah, I do. I'm not scared. Find me then. No way, okay, you take my shovel, I'm sorry. Don't hurt me, don't hurt me. I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. Okay, I think we, ooh! and I hope I'm not just robbing everybody Thank you, Mr. Owl. Thank you, Dingo Oak. Snitch, where are you, cords? How do I respond? Whisper? Spawn Hello Oh, okay Hi Hi, squeaks. What's up? I'd be careful up there the team rocket is robbing people. Oh, no Yeah, I just got my my stuff stall and Everything now I just five experienced candies and Diamond sword. I'm sorry. I diamond shovel I'm gonna diamond-sheldon me to start. Yeah, look. I got all diamond stuff. Oh Yeah, I just found it are you serious way you don't have to do that way that's too nice all you do well i lied about the work can be i just lost an iron shovel i just i feel bad i was trying to fleecy but now i feel really bad and now don't worry dude i actually have so many rickenings way thanks so much i have thirty three But I just started, so maybe I should just to catch up. I need to feed my lintin. Yeah, just walk out for, um, foosly. Uh, she's apparently aiming to steal your lintin. Wait, really? Already? How do people know about my lintin already? Oh, god! Squeaks, is it true? What? Squeaks. Hey, first of all. Welcome to Cobble Mine. Oh my god, hi, how do I wave my hands? I'm Professor Foosley. I am the President of the Alpha fraternity here. You can see it! Welcome! You can see it! You can see James! He is one of the best VGC players of Pokemon in the entire world. Oh my god, James was just gave me three rare candies! What the hell James? Where am I again? Wow, you also beat Battle Factory, right? Yes. Oh, so I don't get to have rare candies because I have a big name. Oh, no. That's not really a real problem. That's a real problem. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's going on? Team Rocket. What? Team Rocket up ahead. I swear to God, I lost a freakin shovel, a diamond shovel, and five bookables. We don't have a team rocket here. Oh, there's a team rocket. Trust me. There's a team rocket. Where they real people? Yeah, of course. The real people. I didn't know that I meant the phrase, then. I did not get robbed, though. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, people? Yes! Who are they? It was someone tough. No, no, it was the guy's. No, it wasn't the guy's. No, it wasn't the guy's. No, it wasn't the guy's. Was it? I didn't catch a name. I didn't catch a name. They didn't introduce ourselves. They just stole my stuff. Bad boy Halo. Oh, I didn't amale or female. It was I have a name Oh, well, produce it, fit it out Raky Raky Rob me Let's go kill. Let's go kill It's freaking cobblestone. It was supposed to be building together the people have it interact with their all-time about stabbing people in the back, robbing, and all this stuff. What happened in training on Pokemon? Oh, I'm gonna do that and then, okay, first let's do that. Wait, hold on, you're gonna see something cool? Bang. Oh my god, Shikuno! He has a good-o, what's that? That was perfect time. I came to check on my eggs. I can't know, you're my Pokemon. Yeah, lit, and I just came to the town. It's gonna be yours soon. Well, please doesn't even likely I like Litten look our kittens are playing here it's lit it's lit you guys don't have who's your starter Pokemon I I got this thing oh Pikachu oh my god yeah that's so cute here show us show us something you got Actually, I do have some cool starters. So, excuse, excuse me, I hear you're not too attached to your lid. And so I'm here to provide you some other starters. Okay. How about some cash? What? Some cash, some freaking money, okay? But like, you want me to pay you in real life money for your pixel. Yeah. Okay, how much? What's your problem? 8,000. 8,000. $999, you know, I'm finished $899 and $99 and $999. You want me to Venmo you? Yes. That's such a specific number. How do you settle on this value? Well, it's quite simple. I said a big number in my head. That was eight. And then I realized that I could do more so that I added $999, which is the maximum more. I think the first thing she said was, so you want me to Venmo you it? I think you didn't ask for enough. I was an humblaker, like the worst thing she said was, so you want me to Venmo, like that, you didn't know that much for now, I think I think you dropped a file to the back of your valuable file. Thank you, Mike, for now. After advice from my council, I have decided to amend my initial offer. Okay, what is it now? It's 9 million. 9 million. 9 million, 999,000. $90. No, cash. Cold hard cash and not, and I want it PayPal. Actually not that no. I don't have a mobile. I cannot PayPal you $9 million. You don't have that. Oh. No. Well, now you ask for too much. OK. I'm down the middle. OK, five mil. Five mil. Look at this, Litton. You're saying, Litton is not priceless. No. Look at, look at Litton, look at Litton's whiskers. It's cute. Litton speaks holding the sword up to it, you're saving it, let's leave it. That's right. I will kill the Litton, I'll kill the Litton. He's like a swimmer. If you don't save the Litton, the Litton dies. Okay, okay, here, I'll save it, I can save it. I can treat you, I can give you four gifted subs on Twitch. I'll promote your stream in my next three stream title. And who has shex, who hex partner, has shex, who hex partner. Okay, we actually, I'll give you the lifting without all that stuff. I just need help getting started in this, um, this is a legend. I don't know the button is doing a rare item real quick. Oh my god, what? This is a legendary item, but I found two out of coincidence. Put that in your hand and you'll notice at the top of your screen, there's little beaks. Wait, wait, how do I put it in my hand? It's currently in your hand. Oh, it's not beeping. In the top middle of your screen, there's not like a little, you know? Oh, yes, beeping. Oh, yeah. So you should be able to find where items are back. Are you serious? Yeah, it's kind of hard to use, but I think if you can figure it out, you might get some good. Wait, thank you so much. Thanks. That's very helpful. I luckily found two of them, so. Wow, cool. We all have one now and it's Oh Hey, okay, Abe, you're not gonna welcome the newest hey, oh my gosh. Hello, I am new here. I got a rod That was time about stabbing each other in the back like what the hell is this place? Oh, we what everyone's talking about Frickin, you know, stealing Pokemon and Stitution in a safe neighborhood Leslie's offering cash for my frickin litton It has what I'm saying. Why the hell did you just get a lit in upon Spiderman? I just show up late to come on to get the starter of my choice. Usually it is show up on time. I was on time at a fight for three hours just to end up for fitting and getting a stupid, I mean, can't have the bad. Now I'm bearish, think. I don't want you to have a little bit of a late. Yeah, that's what you should show up late. I don't know what you're thinking. If you okay That the exact start Didn't know that was the shot everyone has a litan except me. I was your prompts. I'll get well Yeah, how about I give you something that you don't have a litan that's embarrassing She's the only one. Hey, well, it's a ball You do I don't know either, Mr. Beast has ball this is this B-spall is making me feel Thank you, Matt. Oh, it's just excitement. Oh, okay. Hey, I'm glad you liked the gift. Thank you so much. So, squeaks about that. Yeah, I just need some help. Like, I'm trying to build a house and like, I'm trying to like learn all the buttons and everything to, you know, what muscles or whatever whatever you need. need like uh what to do with my items and organization can you help me with that? I'll just give you my uh Litton. Oh how many cats I'm poke him on you know. Oh well you come to the right place. It's uh rain it's raining outside you get a... The trade request from Fusley has timed out. Oh sorry. Oh no worries. It's just that. It's raining it's raining. You know I just need some help. I got it so much dryer in here. Are you on Quake Pro in your eyes? Like in your eye muscle, your FOV muscle. Sorry. Because I'm on Quake Pro. Quake Pro, what does that mean? Like the FOV, using my FOV muscle. Quake Pro? I'm like this. Oh, no, he's bad. He's not saying anything. He's just showing off. He's showing off. He's showing off. He's showing off. He's showing off. Yeah, whatever you like, what, what F of the, you know, what F of the muscle is everyone using. Is, is everything supposed to be quake pro? Oh, I'm on a, I'm on a hundred. Oh, okay, okay. I'm going to try that. You're on a hundred? Should I be out of hundred? I'm on ninety. Is that the same? Oh, yeah, yeah. This is a lot better. I'll try ninety five then. Don't eat thank you. Okay. I know, right? You want an optimal litan as what you want. Look at that. Okay, listen. I have to treat you to speak. Yeah, I need help. I just need help. There's no way you're trying to take your starter when you just joined the star. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. But look at what I have to offer. Ew! He had an option. Okay, well check out this starter. Okay. Ew! Okay, well why they look like things I get from sweet green What the hell is that it's like a freaking piece of bubble gum here? It's an impident. It's very rare It becomes a grim star. I'll put some respect on you His tails on fire. Let me help What? What? What? What? What? I can't count. Okay, okay. Here's the real stuff. Oh, okay. What's this? What's that? What is that? You don't know what that is? What is it? It's a squirrel. I'm good. Okay, so. Is this like supposed to fight things? It looks like a freaking... looks like a plushier something. to look at it with its cute fucking eyes I need a fighter I need someone to someone to attack my enemies yeah it'll look like something like this he he he listen I I know but this thing is it's like a it's kind of more more you more your case you know way can I show you another pokemon how do I cycle through my pokemon press down like a down up and down like up and down. Oh, down and down in my keyboard muscle. Okay, here we go. Ew! What the hell is a Christmas tree end in ornament? It's a buy one get one free. What do you mean ew? Christmas is over squeaks. What? Not maybe with that mentality, maybe with that mentality. I'm hearing, okay, so this portal loves you. Look, every movie you make, it follows you. Whoa, whoa, squeaks, that's a baby squirrel! I don't give a shit. I'm here to The Pokemon are just stepping stones to get ultimate victory. I'm getting the balls for real. Shit. Oh, it's a little bit scurretal. Yeah, yeah. Look at it. Look at it. At the end of the day, they're just doing our bidding here. Ow! AIM! AIM! AIM! Hey! How do you like it? Hey, yeah! I got you. Okay. You're talking to the president of the sorority of Alpha House, so. Okay. I expect all of it. Oh. You're a pledge. No, no, thanks. I don't want to join. Come on, please. No, I don't want to join. I don't want to join. I don't want to join. Yeah, of course not. Maybe because you're trying to attack people, you're showing off. Oh, okay. How about I make my own fraternity? Okay, what it would be. Bet is already taken. Wait, what'd you say that? Well, like, I'm assuming you'd be like part of data house. I'm not paid. I'd be like, signal my house or something. Oh, you could start signal house. I'm going to start signal. Yes, we could start signal house. All right. Well, why don't you have to file it an application in the public chat? Okay, I'm not doing it. Okay. Yeah, you have to type it in public. that's not pretty official why are you laughing what yeah look at all the application why why's it so quiet in the chat all of a sudden See most people are already a part of a house. You can see next to their name Oh, this is in beta. Peter is alpha. I'm obviously alpha. Oh Oh god James doesn't have a house. He's a freshman James and I will take control and he said he's the best. What was it? Pokemon player Isn't that what you said? Well, I'm we're actually looking to recruit James. He's already oh Well, well, you're gonna have to really recruit hard because it looks like James is interested in another house Well, Sigma's not officially like you don't have like you're not approved so Part ownership you can't offer that when you aren't a chap. You don't have you're not a thing. Oh I can't I should end but I'm a rule breaker. Here's the thing, Fusley. I don't play by anyone rules. Okay Can we we start me and Litton work to oh Oh, so I don't play by any rules me and Lichten we're going to take over the whole freaking region Let's let's restart this old thing. Okay. We can be allies. Oh, okay Okay, so yeah, it makes change for your lit and you said you needed what I need some help getting sorted All right, well, what do you got? Well, I don't know what to do I have a bunch of loot that I found. Alright, let's hear it. Talk about your loot, tell us. Well, I found this place. Here here, come here. I'll show you. Oh, where's a waste stone? Oh, here, here we go. Here we go. I'll show you. I'll show you. I just activated awesome loot in your thing, so go ahead to go to awesome loot. Wait, how did you do that? I have this thing. So go ahead. I'll meet you at awesome loot. Okay. Okay, so here's a spot that I've cannabised out. Yeah, there's a bunch of awesome loot here enjoy. Where are we? Where are we? There's somebody here. Trisha's here. Yeah, Trisha and I, we've been lootin' this place for the past, you know, one hour. Oh, God, awesome loot, where? Oh, please, next for five. Yeah, see, I got awesome loot. I told you, I'm a valuable ally. This is the Sigma House by the way. This is the Sigma House. Yeah. Whoa! Where's this line? Oh, it's up here. Hey. Yeah. We're actively expanding our horizons. Okay. All right. Oh, actually, Fusley. I just realized something. You actually have to leave this area. Wait, why? Because it's only for Sigma House members. my house members. So you're actually stealing. You can't just call dibs on a fire. Oh, oh, I just did. You're gonna tell A, okay, good luck. All right, tell A. You don't want me to help you. You want to, A is on my side. No, he's not. He's on my side. He's in alpha house. You know what they call him around here? What? Abe min. What does that mean? He's got admin powers. Oh. That's the best you guys could do. What do you mean? Abe min. I'm just saying you probably don't want to mess with me. You're flexing admin powers. Is this is this how low alpha houses go on? Well, we don't. This is what you're doing. We just like the red. Yeah, I'm reporting this. I'm reporting this. See, oh, here we go. There we go, once again named dropping aim. I understand. Yeah, oh, yeah, you're like, I have aim in my house and he has admin, so you better be careful. I'm like, same guy, he's been working my God, 10, 10, 10. Yeah, it's a lot of good stuff in here, I told you. Oh, wait, can you before we loot this? Who's he? Can you help me build like a chest and like, a house and stuff? Yeah, sure. Like, where's where are people building their houses? Come back to the waste zone. Wait, how did you take me to a waste zone? How did you do that? How did you give me access to your waste zone? If you go into chat, yeah, if you go into chat and type, don't even type a slash type waste zone on your score grant, and then you instead space, and I wrote fluently, I see it. Wait, slot. So I click that and I'll open a menu. Yeah, so in all chat, type Wastown, underscore to Grant, space, and then the name that you want to grant it to. That's going to put it in public chat and everyone's going to have that meaning. No, no, no, it opens a menu. I swear. That's how you do it. Abe showed up. You have to do it. Wastown, space, grant. No, Wastown, underscore grant. I don't believe you. Okay. Okay, I will. Okay, I'll have a stream open. Okay, now go to a waste stone and it'll, I have to go to a waste stone after it'll open a menu. And after grant you access to a waste stone. Wait, come on, yeah, I'll show you, I'll literally show you not. And idiots. What do you mean? Possibly impossible. What do you mean? I'm well respected on this server. Oh, you got admin A, then you're a little group. That was just a bad deal. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Whoa, look out, admin A. Wait, wait, hold on, can you help me before it? Wait, help me help me. I have a lichen. I have lichen. I need a roasted cassibberry. Okay, can you take me? Where's everyone building a house? Okay, don't go to his last spot. Okay Wait, full is hey The hanks. I'm a cliffhary Yeah What are you doing full-ish? I'm trying to do a dungeon. I just got this ticket What is it? No Oh, oh, you're gonna try steal it. You have sticky fingers. Foolish, you're enjoying my group. Oh, I heard you're gonna stick my dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm starting a sick my house. He's a little tough, I'm already part of the Omega. What is Omega House have that I don't? Dude, I got like a boat. A boat. I got a boat. Fuck, I actually can't match that. I'm sorry. You should stay with Omega. Just a whole freaking boat like what am I doing? I gotta work on my offer No But do you know how Apple started in a garage with an idea? I want you to be on the ground floor, you know? Oh, it's just that I don't have a garage. I don't have a garage What the hell, what the hell, what the hell, how do I get, okay, you don't get a litin my boat. Oh, no. We wait, squeeze press X, hold X, hold X. Now hold forward. What the hell? Get off off off off. How about me build a house? Okay. This way. Okay. Is this where there's like a neighborhood of houses? Okay, first of all, welcome to town, town square. There is where the Pokemon Center is, the red one with the Pokemon. Where do I buy cigarettes? Where do I buy cigarettes here? They're all like a drug store or something? Yeah, three p.m. behind the academy. Okay, got you. Right, right, right. Okay. So, I didn't know you were like that. Huh? Did you drugs like that? SIGARETS aren't drugs, but yeah, I do. I also do cat. Yeah. Okay, well cigarettes are drugs because nicotine's a drug and there's nicotine in cigarettes Oh, you want to like, oh and coffee's a drug and stuff like that Caffeine is a drug. Yeah, yeah, here we go. Yes, you're our drug addict. Yeah, okay. I get what kind of fraternity off was What do you mean? We're held on the honor. Yeah, yeah, like the honor roll honor roll frickin fraternity okay And we do all losers. Nerd. Oh, and you have a, we have a, but you have the admin, the teacher is part of it too, like, come on. No, it's cool. I want to join Alpha. I'm just trying to come on. I need help. Okay. No, I like a helpful path. Oh, sorry. I mean, Alpha. I meant Alpha. I meant Alpha. I meant Alpha. Sorry. We're Alpha. We're cool. All right. That's where I was at. Now come this way. This is the Pokemon Mart, so this is really a buy thing so I can upgrade it back pack. Oh, I want a buy. Can I have one? Yes, you have a thousand bucks. Uh, I have 20,000. No, type slash balance into your chat. I have 200 poke eight dollars. Are you flexing because you invested in a video early like, come on. It says nothing to do with Nvidia. But there's no one in the end this in Cobblman? There's no stock market, okay? Oh, hello, then we're all equal. Well, no, I have 14,000. Oh, here we go, here we go. I'm just happy. All right, she was a property buyer in the Conto region. Messed interesting. I've been spending all my time catching these Pokemon, okay? Each one of these figure 100 Poké Dollars when you catch them. Every single Pokemon, you have to catch them all. Oh, you got money catching Pokemon, huh? Yeah, maybe I'll start like a factory or something. A factory. Yes, a factory. Well, don't. Or a multi-level marketing scheme where I have token training. What? It's a little bit of real business. I'll continue. Okay. Yeah, sorry. So this way is a guard and sometimes I come here to take long walks at night. Okay. And you know I'm deep in my thoughts and I strategize the Pokemon team so I think this is a nice area Right, right, right, right, right, right. Okay, turn around this way All right, then across the whole way we have Not too much. Okay, I think you can come this way look look There is a nice little stool you can buy some olive oil over here. Oh Hey, yeah, I'm trying to buy olive oil. Oh, we're also that oh Oh, what the fuck? All right, sorry, what, what the shit? All right, sorry. What the shit? We use language like that year, called Monika. Oh, okay. After we could be. Okay, and then, okay. Soon, there's gonna be ranked battles. You'll be able to battle the publics. I don't want to, I don't want to battle. Okay. I just want to be in here for money. Okay. This is the Hall of Fame. Oh, wow. Oh, the legends before I stood and battled. And I think there should be a statue of like a toast somewhere in here. Why toast? Because he won season one of a pucotum law on a academy. Oh. Yeah. But I don't know where it is. Dude, this is like who's spec the most amount of time, um, perfecting their craft? Kind of, yeah. Ow! Okay, sorry, can you have me food? Ah, yeah, I do. I'm good. Oh, oh no, I've been like, uh, yeah. Oh, that's it. You have a hat, no. Oh, thank you so much. You're welcome. I have 21 of those. Oh, can I have another one? Um, yeah, for a price. All right, name your price. How about for five verdant balls? Verdant balls, uh, how about three slate balls? Okay. Oh, okay. Okay, there you go. You know what's quicks here. Is labdysclus really any good? Oh, um, no, I mean if you want to check things here, do want the ultra-volz or not? Here's, oh, I would like that, yeah. Wait, should we join them on their dungeon or is that weird? No, I mean you can join, I need to get situated. You join, you join. No, I don't really want to. I'm not really a dungeon, do we? All right, let's build you a house. Oh, you just took my gold. Oh, it's okay, it's a payment, it's like a tip for showing you a room. Oh, okay, okay. Okay, so here's this a far-rezone. I've never been in there. I don't really know what that is and then and then, you know, that's kind of the town. There's a there's like a battles. You can do I have for a gate for a pop up there. Why it's usually because most people live off campus. Okay. Um, why did you say it like that? Okay, no, no, that makes sounds. You must be live off campus. Where's the alpha house? Oh, uh, I actually don't, I don't know. We haven't had our first house meeting yet. Oh, so I see I'll take you to where we built. Oh, wait what's this? Wait, it's so nice You're kidding. That was the beta house. No, it's it's as beta on it. Oh, that's beta. Oh, wait, let's rob them Why not What are you gonna do for them? I guess they wouldn't even know we robbed them. They wouldn't even know. She even analyzed the place. Yeah, like right like Alpha owns you or something. You take up these blocks and put the letter A here instead. Oh my god, that's a great idea. That's a great idea, that's a great idea. Wait, you want to do it, though? No. I'm not part of Alpha. I won't tell anyone okay Is this an alpha? How do I do an alpha? I thought it was like that. Does it look like an alpha? Uh, it looks like pee. Let's try this again. Okay. Well, how would I make it an alpha? Let's see. Oh, I got it. I'll go like this. and Mary is more like bigger like this and then and then can you make sure nobody comes in please I'm going to breach Just watch the door. Fischer Fischer. You're watching, right? Yep, yep. the what I did it come on look okay a wait you wait hold on how do we get screenshot how do I take a screenshot muscle wait let's ask me looks at phone to text beta house at their house is being I'm going to evangelize. Why would you report this? Save screenshot in my- No! Um... Hmm... Did you... did this nudge on me? What? Did you snitch? Why would you make you woken- make you think that? You literally typed in all chats. I'm not seeing it. What do you mean typed- what is all chat? I- I was just on my phone to order Uber each. it says I can see it let me know the court's losing the analyzing beta house slash me looks up on it to text beta that their houses being bit hey can you help me get started I don't know where to build my stuff I just need to that's strike two okay Thank you. I forgot for almost a second. Listen, if you hang with me, you're going to have a good time. Okay, no, I believe that. You don't have an admin in your freaking group. Yeah, that's pretty impressive. How do I do this right click on me? It doesn't work Use that muscle that right click muscle. It's not working. Just on What do you mean just on my head? Oh, I needed an empty hand. Yeah, yeah, it's Oops You drive his deal it to pick it up to give to you Hold on let me just try to Do I need an iron sword for some reason? No. I don't need to attack things, like in the sky. I mean, like not right now. Oh yeah, yeah, but what do I get? What do I get? My shit is fucking full. Oh wait, oh, you need to put the pokeballs. Oh wait, never mind, I got it. Okay. Oh no, he's a new. Okay, let's go! All right, ready? Hold on. Let me find out. out. Oh, I'm not a forward. I'm not a forward. Come on, Butterfree Flat. Go! Go! Are we going west, Butterway? You can't ride a Butterfree? Well, I am. Isn't that like, not? Wait, what was that? Did your phone shut ringing? Yeah, I'm getting my phone glow in it. low in it. Oh, it texts and stuff. It's not like, it's not like a, just butter-free, you know, this butter-free happy. Wait, what? It's butter-free, happy. Yeah, butter-free is very happy. This is alpha-hospital, I like. That's where we go. I should've analyzed it. No, these are gonna join. I'm not joining alpha-hospital, it's got real. Okay. Um, so, who's the owner of Alpha House? We just have that yet. We haven't decided. That's all coming. Oh, that's going to be, uh, I'm just going to be a quite a fight. Can you give my Butterfree Words of Affirmation? It doesn't feel valued and, uh, because that you can. Oh, okay. Good job. Butterfly. Butterfree. Butterfree. I wish you could be free, but unfortunately, it foos the trap to you in a freaking Pokeball. I like butter trapped no he doesn't mean I butter free he doesn't Oh you wish you could be free oh look another flying Pokemon right over there you can join your friends be free A motham Don't worry, I'll catch it Okay. Oh, he killed me Yeah, but I caught a Burmy, that's level 25, so it's no biggie 24 not good really not good i don't have anything really to attack it can you help me run run run Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm back. Okay, what do I think about my services? I do payment up front. Okay I will pay. I'll try I've seen his services are rendered That doesn't matter. I don't feel like anybody has been added quite yet. So when those services are rendered then I will That probably happen a bit. Oh, you have been added nothing. Not even like a little bit. No All right, what about free flying like this whole thing? I'm taxing you around. Wait, is I, where are you taking, where are we going? Well, I'm showing you where there's an option for some housing. Oh, cool. So straight up ahead. How do I get a waist stone? Okay, you're asking a lot of questions that one. One question at once. Well, no. One moment, my phone. Oh, are you sure you should be texting and flying at the same time? I'm just uh, don't you think that's a little worrying? No, it's fine. Do I smell alcohol? Yeah. Um... Hey! But what's up? All right, talk to you soon. I'm sorry. Oh, no, it's good. I'm in stuff. Oh, oh, oh. I'm not an admin, by the way. Well, Fusley told me to join Team Alpha Alpha because that you guys have an admin on your team. That was a big selling point. What and that Abe can you use admin powers? I don't have that that's what clearly said to me Something about a team sigma I'd like to join that one. Oh, you like a joint team sigma You already part of it. You are on the ground floor. Let me tell you. I'm offering part ownership part ownership you could be the founding member of team sigma I have an admon on my team that's the thing we stand for nothing but ourselves and friendship yeah I can tell I can tell we thought literally the base of team alpha we're We're hell with good friends. Okay, squeak, squeak, this is a pretty cool area, all right? Like this is where like a von has a cool house over here. This is the Von's house? Is it just pillars? Yeah, she's got a work on it. What's like it's just, you know, a server just started. Okay, but why does it say do not touch like what is there to touch a girl like me? I don't know what I'm being mean. I'm sorry I didn't even rob this like what the hell Yeah, like what it's Oh, yeah, I was like, you know, this would be touching it like breaking a block You know what I mean? She wouldn't want us to do this because we'll check it out It's me for you Oh, I just put it back. I'm just saying, but don't be an example. Like don't touch it like you Okay, I've not just ordered Uber eats. I'm really craving french fries This is er..? Did you witness this? Stop in these chests. No, no, don't touch. Oh, okay. Why is it we're gonna pick up the server? Dungeon. Oh, I have a phoma Go to the dungeon. Go to the dungeon and it's fine. I'll figure it out on my own Oh, so it's I guess some of us didn't make the cut It's kind of tough. Let's go this way. Okay. I don't have that power. I'm sick of this narrative. Where did you go? Hey, I'm right here. Wait, I didn't tell the port to spawn. I was just right here. Wait, in a hole. you said. What did I say? I hate it. Was that referring to me or? No. I heard it all. Oh my god. I thought that I will listen. I thought that you like maybe 20 rare candies would make me feel better and not release the freaking files of you vandalizing data house and breaking I know you're in there. You're looking for someone. Sorry, what was that? I wanted to get your rare candy. Oh, thank you so much. I was just right here. I'll just wait for you. Okay. So how many did you say would we make you feel better? Three. Three. Thirty. What? Thirty. Oh, while you have to finish it. Oops. Oh yeah, that works, that works. Okay, listen. At this point, I'm about to go into the jungle and look for a lit in for three hours. Yeah, that's fine. You can go ahead and do that. Later. Tey He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he you even care about these what you don't even know what it evolved into Olatin uh um no no no no no no he's going to take loans that is all he's gonna evolve into comes here I think an insinurur It evolves with a Torah cat, which then evolves. Okay, do you want my living? Yes. Okay, how do I give it to you are this Trade Okay Yeah, I see food is requested to try to poke them out How do I train it? Okay, what do I click? Okay, yeah, so press R Oh, it's I got it the train from foosley has timed out. Yeah, okay, so press R on me and then see that button at the top right You see Not no, I'm sorry press R on my head, okay And then there's a trade one there's no button. Okay here. I press R. Are you sure? Yeah on like cursor on my head. Yeah. Yeah Okay, okay, so okay here. I'll do it. Okay, so do you see that trade? No press R. Okay Do you see it? No, I don't see any I don't see it. Oh I see an icon. Okay, yeah, yeah, I see it. I call bright one. Yeah, okay Okay. Okay. Trader question foos is timed out. Okay. I'm pressing R now. Okay. And you said click the top right one. Top right top right. Nothing's worked. It's not working. The blue, the blue arrow. So are you even, are you really following my instructions? I am I am I see the icon. It says the trader question's timed out. Did I? That's all right again on my head. Okay Okay, so until you're not pressing it on my head because you're throwing at your Pokemon because it's not on my your cursor Cross your house to be on my head. Oh, okay Okay cross here on my head. Yeah, okay. You see that you see it. Oh my god wait What do you mean my stream? What are you talking about? I just so dirt at me Oh, look at this I've read a apricorn No, what enjoy your day man. All right, thank you so much for your help. I'm gonna build a house somewhere here, all right I'm gonna take a place with more space. Okay. Hey, hey, hey. You just sitting here AFK. Hey, what's up? I like your glasses. You think it's peanut white? Thanks. I was just gonna build a house. Build a house again. Thank you. Okay. Oh, what the hell is this? Should this be my house? Maybe I go more. Maybe I go more. if you want my living by the way, it's causing a lot of problems. Yeah, you're going to hold it for like, stay keep it on your way to. Yep. Yeah, I got you. Oh, sorry. What was that? Oh, he's not going to be able to trade it. Suisse doesn't know how to do it. Yeah, I do. Our on his head trade requested to trade with people. No, what also do everything that you're going to do with A-Bages do it on my mouth. Holy shit! Look at that! Oh my god! Oh, Corbinite! Whoa! That's Team Sigma for ya. What can you do? No, James is here to approach me. What can you do? Oh my god! I need better poke him on. Okay, let's make a house First a house then a chest and then we can actually go capture some folks I don't want to I'm focused right now. I'm storing all my stuff off I don't know build further away I don't be too close to people I don't want to judge if you know I'm a little anti-social wow the well make a cave home you guys don't think I'm capable of making something beautiful the absolute not hello perfect enough to make a crafting table thank you addments Um... Okay, crafting table? Chast. Oh, I need more wood. What? How do I get wood? Get rid of your ex items. Do you have to hold? Oh my god, the whole tree comes down. Um... What if I'm building? Okay, after build a house. Yeah, yeah, I'd chest okay. Let's do the chest first so we have some space I'm probably going to need to Someone said get rid of my ex items All right, let's just do some X, ex defense, ex special attack Okay, here we go, baby. Let's put honestly, let's put everything in there. I need to also make a sign, no? Sign. Don't touch. Sign. Justin and Amanda. Thank you so much for the gift and sub. and the as easy as is as is a good place for house I'm not sure if I can get the server crash okay I can move on my stuff it's ugly as fuck here thank you for saying something okay let's build maybe on the top of the hill. No, it's all ugly dude. It's all ugly. There's a... There's a lake down below. get that I don't have anything to get that was Oh shit use an ultra ball and my ball my ball the what the shit it's level thirty six to the the and call it in and rich read retreat I'm just going to build my house here I don't give a shit anymore It's on remove every single tree. It's on remove every single chest. It's all mine No, oh Why are you guys complicating it It's up. Alright, as soon as the litin comes back, you don't want fuck it, you're right. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, I don't give a shit anymore. I'm throwing everything away. I don't give a fucking shit anymore. You guys are actually fucking right. uh... throw the signs away get the chests get these balls i don't give a damn we're going somewhere fucking beautiful i won't settle for anything less like i don't want to just make this spot because everyone else has a house here. I'm going to live in an underground cave. This actually looks like a great fucking spot. Like this. I want to be relatively close I'm going to go, is that someone waving? Is that what O slash means? Then. Thought I wish I could ride a Pokemon. the the the the the the and how to be, for not being impressed by it. And then I have been hurt you talk since... Oh, you see? You see? You see? Ah! Where's this go? Ah! We squeaks a bullet there with dangerous! Wait, can we not hear him either? Wait. Hey, can we hear him? Wait! If we can hear him, if we can hear him, if we can hear him, he can hear me jump. Hello? Hey, wait, give me your meat. Yo, JC, thank you for the prime. Thank you, Nefarious 42. Hello. I'm going to go towards, um, oh, uh, oh, hey, uh, I was just going to go, I'm trying to build a house. But I'm trying to find a good real estate. Hello? Should I give you a welcome or a housewarming gift? Oh my God, you don't have to do that. You've already given me enough. Testing, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, two. I got a gift for you too here. Oh my god Wait, thank you so much. I really appreciate that you need lapis lazuli. Oh, no, I'm good. Thank you so much Thank you. Thank you both. They're really appreciate it when you get a house make sure you install that EC It will let you like switch off like get all your mom's easily Oh, oh, like a storage PC, like in the, um, is that how it works? Yeah, I made a bunch today, so I had space. Wait, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I'll, I'll let you know when I build the house, so I'll have a house or main party. I'll give you five dollars if you take something back to me. Thank you, Dr. Keller for the prime. James! This could be my house, man. This could be my fucking house. I I actually don't like it. I can make something beautiful. I just want to go near the water. We'll go here. of is so fucking evil, um... I can feed my litten candy. Let's do that, fuck it, that's free space. Hey hey! Oh, oh, so can't hear me. No, really, I was talking to you right now. Wait, look at my little, look at my little. Look at my little. Yeah, that's pretty good. Wait, is it maxed out? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I do. the one one one one I'm going to build a house near the water. All right, like a beautiful house Wait can I ride in Cineror? Yeah, yeah, yeah How we uh wait, I don't know Here oh Onward Yeah Oh, the word! Faster! Huh? Huh? Yeah. Haha. Haha. What's that over there? What was that? Must have been nothing. Does it take fall damage, I wonder? Ow. Ow. Ow. It does. Ow, ow. Ow. I This shall be the home of my house Hey What is this? Hey, hey, what's up Give a pickaxe My hand, do you see it? Yeah, can I have it? Yeah, I want to trade for anything Nah. All right, sounds good, I'll have a house by then. Beautiful. Okay, I'm going to make. First things first, I'm going to make. My house is going to be in this fucking cave. We are making a cave. A mountainside cave, like where it'll be, I can't say this, but it's very reminiscent of, hmm. X is moveset. I'm looking about with them. I don't give a shit. Oh, it's not Epstein Island. Oh, obviously, I don't think I was like Epstein Island. What do you crazy? No, I don't think like a hobbit hole. Come on, obviously, I'm not. Jesus Christ. Let's make boops. Do I have sticks? No. I'm a fool. Okay, now we dig. Butter-free! Will it be like bin-laught in his cave? He didn't have a cave. If you rebranded Bin Laden's hiding spot into architectural digest, they would call it mid-modern chic. Literally Google the 100th Eves Cash Compound, and tell me that this is exactly like Bin Laden's hiding spot. literally, literally, google, hundreds of these cash compound, I dare you. And tell me you don't see the resemblance. You were, thank you. I would like some torches. Fuck, I don't have coal. and how about we actually be try to we try to be like somewhat a aesthetic sparkle emoji lets do slats slabs I mean how do I do it I'll get all of them. I'm actually doing it. Psych out. Thank you. Why would for a cave? Just because the cave doesn't mean it can't be cozy. the it's going to be a very deep case relatable aka your mom hey do you genuinely have a wife and kids what's your new watch the are you willing to jump in discord and prove your relationships that is and and I can learn about like what uh, you know, where you go to school and uh, yeah, sure. Isn't it weird when I phrase it like that? I'm like, where are you? You never see you fucking sickos. I know I'm playing Minecraft, and I'm not fucking weird. We're not school mini adversity. Ah, what the hell? Yeah, right. It's still weird. That's equally weird. So ask about me. I'm not reading some of these comments. I can't read some of these comments actually. I'm ready to say. Hey, hey. Not that I'm like. I've been really busy in the past five minutes and stuff. So I was asking how I could become the featured streamer, you know, if you press escape there's like a featured streamer on the left side. Yeah, I noticed how I I haven't been a featured streamer Anyway, so I asked Abe, hey, how can I be a featured streamer? Oh, what the hell I'm a featured streamer? Yeah, about that so pretty much I said can I be a featured streamer and he's like, yeah, if you give me 10 subs and I was like, you know He's like okay five. I was like no, he's like two. I was like no, he's like one. I was like, all right Someone will be gifting you a sub shortly and then he said thank you squeaks for the 20 gifted subs. Oh You became a street. Yeah No, I didn't I guess it's just the power of the sigma household All right, thank you for your story. I guess money doesn't buy loyalty He said you gifted him 20 subs. Oh, yeah, I did actually Whatever, he said is true. You're welcome, bye. I'm Sigma. Don't forget to build your floors of slabs on the bottom half of a block. Oh, thanks. Oh, yeah, the floors are going to be slabs too. I'm going to catch a little bit and what oh sorry nothing. I was just talking to myself. Wait do you want to help me build my house? All right, uh-huh, listen. I know what you think like who I am, but I have a lot of things to do. Do you know? Oh, whoa big shot, huh? You don't want to help building it. I've got a lot of big shot things to do. But I'll scooge all of those things aside for a future alpha member. Way to future to alpha member. Oh, you future. Sorry. I thought you're saying if they referencing the featured streamer, I think that's why I got confused. No, a future. Well, I don't know if I want to join Team Alpha. I think I'm going to have to try you guys out. Try you guys. Yeah, like I don't know if you guys are up to snuff here. I mean, I'm building a house. I have all this freaking luth already. I mean, I don't know, I have a lot to offer, I guess. Yeah, no, it's like you have stuff to offer, but, like, isn't it like not great if you can't share it with people? Yeah, that sounds fucking good and like, you know, on a storybook or something written real life, I'm talking about cash, cold hard cash, and loot. Okay, so then why should I help you build your house? Uh, I don't know. So you see my dog? Well, maybe I have the kindness of your heart, I don't know, it just feels weird if I give you a reason. Well, what if I'm not kind? Oh, then that's for you to deal with, I guess, because I just spread kindness on Team Sigma. Is it that? Huh? I'm kind, I'm kind. I'm going to thank you. Oh, feel free to use my crafting table. I'm just saying wait. Hey, you can't look in there. Don't look at me. You're stealing stuff. No, I'm not. I'm looking. I mean, well, I am to steal stuff for you because I'm making torches for you. you. So I'm sorry for looking through your stuff to make you think my died. Here we go. Nothing, nothing, here we go. Are you did it, I guess? Oh, that was. Did it? Cole? Here's your freaking tortures, man. Oh, thank you, genuine, let's have that. Of tortures? Yeah, it's dark. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. There you go. Oh, thank you. Listen, I'll be back after I catch my lid. All righty. After hours and hours, it'll probably take. Oh, that stinks. Yeah, it, it, yesterday Okay, look, she's half our good five. Cool, cool. Yeah, I think the hours yesterday in the jungles, many, many, the jack-a-rott in the jungle, actually. Wait, I'll give you, I'll give you my, um, fuck, I forget its name. Insideralware. If you, I'll consider giving it to you. If you, if I, like, give you, like, a bunch of, um, tasks. Okay. Like you can, like, um, let me see let me think like I can give you like okay I need this like you could be like my assistant for buying torches and stuff you want me to be your assistant oh no I don't I don't give it to you I'm sorry it's my starter we'll see we'll see I might give it to Abe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're in consider or yes yeah all right good luck anyway oh you don't oh shit well I was actually going to anyway shit IV's wait really I was going to are you sure okay fun I've just been thinking about it but I'm not sure I have to catch on my own Pokemon I'm not gonna battle any of the Pokemon I'm just gonna collect them for money. Where's she talking to? the she know we can hear all right take care of by I just realized I'm gonna have to go down these stairs every time. This is fucked. This is actually fucked. Thank you, Lady. Lardy fingers. Thank you, petite pickle. Yeah, but W. I got the sign. I think I lose them all. I tossed them, fuck my stupid, shungous life. to the right back to digging down I guess please want to become a mean streamer when you turned on me I mean now I'm even a second I'm too twisted. I'm dark woke. FUNFLY! and the U.C. all this is so sick is about to be so creepy hey hey what's up did you mean what you said in the all-cha yeah I know where to find a litton where I mean you just when you join the city you choose a starter you could have chosen a litton oh that's simple huh So I don't know if you know how it worked at the start what the people who were on time I was busy as playing counterstrike I wish I was to now now that I know Okay, we had to fight okay, they only two people could have it and so I sat there on cool down picking my starter Power for power. Uh-huh. You go down that. It's a good show, for sure. I keep gave up and guess what I got in state. What? This ugly fucking thing! Ew! Ew, look at it. Ow! Ew! What is that? Ew, it looks disgusting! Why does it look like that? It looks like... Where it's Taoins, and so it looks fucked. It looks like a grandma. It looks horrible. It looks like judgmental and mean to you have yeah, you put it away put it back Don't even what a it flies In the grass goes types kind of cool. Oh, do you have them? I'll just make it It's all good I'm building a my house it's just gonna it's gonna be like this deep dark scary cave are you trying to make like that evil bill in there no i'm not an evil bill and i'm a nice guy rea friendly i'm friendly are you mocking me no no because me and my inciner war won't freaking stand for that go this is you why what does this do i gonna do read me a fucking storybook like look at her what's your like give me a break alright take care good luck finding your litson or whatever it's called enjoy your time doubting your good ork it's not a gooner cave it's a home it's a gooner home No, it's not it's not Thank you, bye. Bye There's already an echo Guys, this is a bad idea or one of the best ideas I've ever had To go down into a dungeon and to build into a fucking mountain. Ah, it's a great idea is is going to be so tedious why care finally a case we need some more villains and problem on My goal with called one is just to waste as much time for people as possible. Fuck it. That's the real team rocket. You got mugged earlier. Yeah. It's what shaped me. What formed me? Oh, we need more slabs. and how do I mark this on my map like how do I make this marked bottom left and I probably have to click it name a the beautiful and make this even the space however is like the reason I'm playing by the way is for designing home that's the only thing I'm really interested in novel one I'll take the crafting table with me, you're right. Make it look really nice, I'll try. I do need materials, however. Slay, valid. Please, you look really nice. Thank you, Benjamin. Wait, is low, punny and cobblemon? Oh It's a fucking miracle Wait, I didn't realize it's woke You're literally logging on to call them on just what am I gonna Okay, well, what do you put away that? It sounds much more pathetic, dude But yes, actually Pookey's Palace and it's off center and I'm a take a Sunday I need to make it very quote and quote aesthetic. Like, I want it to look menacing. I'm going to have to find different trees. of the uh... how do we keep digging down puky and incinerors fucking cineror i don't give a shit about this thing All right, I care about a Pokemon. I'm here to get rich and get enough freaking cold hard cash or all of us to live happily forever. Thoughts us. I'm here to scam us, they call me squimmedami. I am running for my ship. Folks, are you willing to watch my friends highlight and counter strike? I'm convinced he can beat you in a one versus one. And you want me to watch his highlight? No. He's probably pretty good. Nope. I want to see low lights. That's the most honest player. How good someone is. How they react in the lowest of the low. You don't have to realize I'm never going to do MCS alright. I've read so what some of these Minecrafters are saying to my boy, buddy, fuck that. What are you crazy? I'm looking at bloody stream, I'm never doing that shit, I don't want to, it's so... There's so mean. You'll love it. Okay, then maybe I'll try it. Hey, I'm scooter, thank you for the 145 bits. the how deep is even a go that's the question isn't it to also this is all right but i'm gonna go as deep as uh... i just want to keep going down down down down down it has to be a spectacle oops Man, that's gross. Oh, sorry. Thank you, dustman. Look at this. Okay, we're almost Tackle this fucking thing Thanks for watching. you you you you you the of Oh, oops. How do I evolve it? the it involves by happiness not levels all how I make it happy Okay, I'll let it follow me. Anyway, back to work. Hey there! You're a Bernie? You're pink! Buff dude, bunny girl, and weed. Great team, so far, it's police. All right, well, thanks. Did I get a base question mark? That's a shiny Pokemon. This? the and you damage proxy what do you murder an innocent animal in every game you play because I'm in it for the fucking uh... i don't feel bad for virtual animals and you do i think you're concerned is performative because have you guys been feeding your Nintendox be honest Or are they all done? Yeah, I didn't think so. Oh my god, yes, it goes into a cave system, please. Oh yeah. the one Yeah, I'll make this my house. Ooh, wait! A pool. I don't know I get the water out. Do I need a bucket? I'm going to go. What the fuck? Oh, if you fill it up. And then break. I see. Thank you, Paliasso. Do you know Sagande's? No, what's Sagande's? the they okay this is going to be my home the same receding hairline. Okay. Well, also just to be on your boyfriends out of the way here, it's not receding it's called a mature. Like, there are hairlines have evolved. And it's not a bad thing. Like a Pokemon. What the hellie? I There's a strong current There we go Fuck you don't look at me like that. Oh wait you have to be my friend. Hi How do I check his friendship? Dude, oh my fucking god, please. I dug all the way to a puddle, like fuck my stupid chunk of life. Water you doing. Ah, wait, I kind of like it. just go a few up no I need to go down actually I have an idea sorry I know this is annoying I actually have a great fucking idea It's a terrible idea. It's actually a one of the worst ideas I've ever had How do I clear the water fuck this place? With fire it's Pokemon after all I think he's a bit of a loaner so he wants people around him but he doesn't want to ask people to be around him. So you know so if I just build like next in without asking he'll appreciate it but I don't even have to say anything. anything. It's just sometimes being in the presence of us. But this is what she built. the fuck I want my, I want my place to be easy for easy for people to venture for it. So I actually have a really dumb toxic idea to make a server way ugly. Fuck, I forgot my wood. It's like... fuck. and you have an F I have a great idea I'm building a house up here with a sign, this would be 5k a month in New York City. XD. its fuck i wish i had a flying Pokemon back and come up here anytime time. what the fuck are you looking at fucking rabbit what the hell are you judging me like what the hell I'm get back in the ball fucking rabbit I need more wood and some food, flip I'm hungry. Food. Any food? Fuck my stupid chungus life, I have no food. Oh, here we go. Can I eat a Pokemon? I'd be down. Which Pokemon do you think looks the best to eat, Bony-Ari? Why do you ask? I think I could have been a good one. I think I could have been a good one. Mods? Hey. Hey. Oh, give a flying Pokemon. One. Uh, yes? Can you fly me to the top of this tower? Uh, how did that tower get there? It's a mystery. I'm building a watch tower. A watch tower. You have to watch over all of the region to make sure everyone's, you know. Oh, yeah, I can fly you. Okay, thank you. The hell is this? It's a hair recross. Guy? Alright, can we go? Come on the aircraft. Okay, take me to the wooden block first. Yeah. Did you find yourself an Insideror or whatever you were called? No, I'm hoping that I will buy the end of the day. By the way, yeah. I'm hosting a dinner, um, I'm hosting a dinner, it's cute. Huh? Why are you breaking all the blocks? Let's go, let's go! No, no, I'm not. I'm just trying to get rid of this layer. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, what? I'm trying to get it all to be... Let me go! Wait! Wait! Wait! Pretty good! it Take me to the top of the watch towers or locate squeaks. Good job, this is you, I. and and and and and How do I sit on fire? Do I have flint? We did it! Weed! the who is it who is it Hey, it's Leslie. Oh, hey. Hey, why did you? What was that? I noticed you. Wait, do you have a flying Pokemon? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, why? Can you fly me to the top of that tower? Well, yeah, sure. Thank you. I just need to get rid of some of the extra, uh, which you may call it. Like, uh, I'm trying to build like a watch tower and I fell down. Oh, how'd you fall? I just I was putting down blocks and you know I just hit S in my brain and fell down. Oh no no one more one more level. Yep yep yep. Well one hair across needs to catch his breath. Hair across is this what this fucking bugs name is? and a a a Oh! You ran into the thing and it knocked me off. No, we didn't. You jumped off. No, we didn't. You went to the thing with the new, you got off my head by accident. You had to stay in my head. Oh, no. One more time. Yep. Okay, ready? Oh, no. All the way to the top, right? Yep, yep. I need you to complete my watch tower. I'm making the watch tower, huh? We might run out of damn number. What do you mean? Like, I might not be able to. Ooh. I had to redo the trips, sorry. Oh, okay, no worries. Okay, let's try the big end. Okay, here we go. I just want to fix my watch. Oh, not quite that kind of thing. We can make a full landing. Okay, all right. Just like threaten this bug with like a frickin' zapper or something. Oh, sorry there no I shouldn't but I can't not ah here we go here we go Here we go do the top we will make it we will make it this time oh no perfect perfect perfect Sorry sorry that's actually my bad entirely. The flying is really tricky. Oh, yeah, no There's hair cross. This is the time lock in All right here we go Up up in a way up up in a way Hey! Alright, perfect. We're almost there. Here we go! We made it! We made it! Yes, it did. Perfect. Are you good? Yeah, I'm good. I just want to finish my watch tower. Alright, diving board! Wait, they're going to lead! No! Wait, Lizzie up to come on! I have nothing else to give to Regional history time! this is hideous where I don't know my watch tower do you mean beautiful Alright, alright. Alright. Alright. Wait, do you like my watch tower? Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's really high. Alright, here we go. Hold on, no, no, no way, wait, oh, uh, do you have more stone? Sweet, uh, uh, I have, squeaks? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm just going to... I'm just falling into a tree. I'm just falling into... and what you do down here I finish all my work up there left one of my rarest items that Cool. Oh Put that up. I Hmm, what did I that happened? There's lava around here somewhere. I think I feel like all my rare candy up there for the next person to like I want it to be like I'm gonna leave like treasure chest for people who don't know Isn't that a good idea? So people be curious and like wonder what's up there. Yep. Yep. Yep. Wait, where are you going? Oh, just a check. Wait, but, oh. Restructure. What? Make sure it's safe. All right. I'll check on it to make sure it's still there. Oh, geez. Yeah. Do easy. Yeah. Do easy. the is going to be a pool hot dog hot dog by the way what I went up there right and there was no treasure and said there was just a sign that said there's nothing up here law I was a test. Oh, and, um, hmm. Where'd you like my, um, do you like my cave? Look. Well, I'm not gonna get too far. No, it's nothing. I'm just building a freaking house. Is this a shiny by the way? Wait. Yes, it is. Cool. Catch it. It's a green. That's a shiny. Really? Yes. Yes, Burmese, well don't you have one can't you tell I have a green Burmese I just don't want I don't want this. It's ugly you can have it I'll take the other one. No, no, you can have this fucking weird. Like I don't want to be there. It's like ugly Do you like my own do you like my benery? I'm trying to get it to evolve What what I really don't want to be in here okay all right then I'll see you later goodbye run by you can hey what do you mean hey hey come on come on don't you don't run away I mean it's in battle alright the whole reason I came here I'm having a dinner party later you want to come dinner party Um, look, is this like a, is this like an alph uh, whatever party? No, no, no, no, no, it's not like a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's actually two unite the houses. So I'm inviting people from all the different houses. Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. So the old black Omega's in beta and it'll be a, yeah, like, sigma's in sub-card. All right, yeah, yeah. All right, I'll keep you updated with a deets then. Later. Later. I'll murder them. Huh? I'm a murder them. I said I'll murder them. I said I will fuck are you looking at? Okay, we got a hot tub. Okay, it's my place, Ugly. Very, but like in a nice way. of a plea middle of the few body I'm actually pretty happy with the look of this, I'll put my PC down here. , I'm not going to do this. the one on like this entrance. Fuck, it's such a pain to transport like all of the, I have a free backpack. Looks like I did. You're doing it. you you you you you No, it actually looks good to me. and he's stupid like I got you. You're still gross. It's not a girl, it's not a girl, it's not a girl, it's sad you have to label it, yeah, it's kind of twisted in a way. I don't know, I don't know. Thank you, Gorb 15. I need to, I need to have mine this. We need to make some doors. What's like the sexiest door you can make? Like what door looks good? The sexiest doors in open one. That's disgusting dude. That's a real fucking disgusting thing to say. Is it good to wait? I can do better than this, let me think. Do I just get rid of these? Oh, I need to put a wood block down. double stack door like a grand entrance okay okay I have an idea I like the way some of you think. That's so sad, but I'll say I like the way you think and you think that's a flirt. Oh my god, so one likes how I think. Now you're right. Doors gonna be three wide. Oh my god, I Are you serious? I just want to have that shit Holy! Squeezle got a hymnsad during your stream. Who's gonna tell him? All I'm saying is brother, don't look at the freaking self-checkout security footage of the target because it is probably looking bare enough there. Let's say the advertisers know a little bit more than we do. They are getting quite intelligent. Oh, it's not matching wood. Fuck my stupid chunkess lace. Fuck my stupid chunkess lace dude. Just make it asymmetric who cares. I mean, I don't even know where this door is going to be leading to anyway. It's a work in progress. I can fly on my goal that already. How do I fly? one one one who's house is this dude Fuck, I'm being mauled. Grim shack under construction. Oops. How do I ride it? How do I ride it? Come on! Yeah! I'll keep an eye on my stamina. of the the I'm just trying to get a vision of this, I'm trying to get a vision. Like I don't hate this idea, we're a judge-out, and then I put the signage here, and then we go in here, and then it begins the staircase, and then we fill this up. What do I mean? Looks like a poop. It's ugly, Busty. Hey! Hey! Look what I found! Go that! I can still rare Pokemon! I could fly him! I saw you fly! I was flying all over that. Wait, what do you mean? Wait, what do you mean? Oh, sorry, it's just... Oh, are you part of the Eastern Oracle? What? There's an in-center? Yes, yes, I'm making a dinner party with all of the people that have litons of starters. Hmm. No, you're not. Sure. I'm doing. I don't know. I'm all the liton owners to my dinner party. Oh, I see. Well, I'm actually throwing a party for people who actually have litons. Why are you not invited to your own party? I'm bringing that mix more of like let me come to my free dinner for me to admire your litons Oh, you still haven't caught one Well, I haven't tried to. Oh, okay. Oh, you will catch one. Well, yeah, today might that's my little only goal. Do you want mine? Yes, okay Screw you as your go-ner cave I don't have a low-pony. I haven't been here yet. She doesn't feel comfortable evolving quite yet Why is what? She needs a friendship friendship friendship. She needs friendship. She needs friendship too of all. Yeah I heard it's a trade evolution though. What do you mean by that? What the hell? Avis trying to shut down small businesses and Lossies trying to sabotage me. What's the poor? Ah, crash out in the public chat embarrassing. that's so cute you guys don't like this the it's a little too boxy huh I'm boxy you see uh-huh uh-huh it's ugly my stupid junkies life fine fine I'm getting rid of all of it How about we just don't have a door, open door policy? How about that? Wait a second! Hold the fort! A fucking arch! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh my god, it actually looks so fucking good now. It's especially because it looks like it's like part of the, like, um, the arch extends, so it's like a welcoming thing. It actually, I'm not even kidding you. It looks genuinely amazing. No, I can't. the look at this fucking shit wow wow wow looks like a wooden vagina, okay, well, you just fucking ruined it, I can't tell you what are you talking about what are we saying I don't want to look at it I think what's wrong with you okay no doors and okay oh my god it looks so fucking good actually i'm freaking out what's that beehive Like how do I use this? So good squeaks. Thanks. You're not lying. Are you? A rose is going to eat your place up. Thank God climate change isn't real in Pokemon. Sorry. Okay. Hold on. Um... In Pokemon, in Pokemon, I said in Pokemon! Uh, say, Panda, thank you for the Prime. Let's keep some iron on us. I do want to craft some slabs. You know what? I'm just gonna do this ship the old fashioned way. I'm gonna get you. I don't need food. Are you friendly yet? I'm having an item to make. Wait. Oh, no. You have to battle with her. I You guys should owe seven like she can't read your owe sevens That's like clapping when an airplane lands. You know what? I have a hot take. I think society starts to crumble when people made fun of others for clapping for an airplane landing. I am throw clapping. My hot take You melbs you're a weirdo no it's like yeah the pilot can't hear you, but do you not clap for the sake of clap is every clap Performative you can clap because you're happy you don't need an excuse to clap. That's what I'm trying to say it's week's that's enough stairs oh okay Can you get out of the hole, God? Okay, beautiful. I really like, I really like what I've done with the place. Would you say that I'm What would you say that I'm spamming the the chat are you spamming the chat a little some Conscious that people are looking at it and they're like oh well, you did just triple chat with no response Wait, fluency do you like my entrance? Actually it's quite nice you think so yes Lucky. graphics. Cookies Palace. Oh,GC What's that mean? Watchy. Oh, my God. Nourkicks? Uh... well... It's a little gross, it's a little gross. Oh original, Guna, okay. No, it's a picture. It's a picture. Yes, I guess. I... No! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Yeah, so. All right. You don't see it. Oh, do you see it? It's a man. It's a man's. This is the man's base and these are his legs. And, well, that's. Well, it's, It's um... Well... Okay, I'm pretty happy with this! I mean I wish this was all wood, but whatever I'm not going to redo all of the walls. Let's just keep it a fuckin' What the hell is this? Are you ready to start a tier one raid? I don't know. Dangerous. Huh? Vaccine- Dangerous. Are you going? Wait, going, going, going. No, no, no, you'll end up in the team rockets grunt. Oh, no, no. I don't want that, I don't want that. Wait, is this your- what the fuck is this? Eh, anyway! Hey, can I? I'll use something, sweeps. Fisher, for sure. So... Why did you? Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up? How can I help you? Listen, I wanted to, can I come in? Oh, sure. Okay. So, um, listen, what? You give me sort of like I don't want to like clock you're anything. I know you. You know, okay Excuse me you're gonna come into my home. You're gonna insult me It's like you're like a you're loaning, you know you like to do things you're gonna come into my home and insult me in front of my freaking My Benieri. This is not meant to be an attack on me. This is meant to be more of an analyzing game. I can tell you're kind of alone, right? But you want to be alone. You like to be alone. But you also like the comfort of others, right? Like if you really were alone or just go boot up fucking solo cobble monster, you know what I mean? And so you actually like people and you actually want to be around them. You also want your own privacy. Like you don't want to be around people constantly. And you mean non-stop talking like, wow, wow, wow, wow, I just never heard that, right? You hate that shit. But I hate shit to believe me. I hate it, right? It's fucking annoying. Uh-huh. Anyway, so I figured that you kind of want the company without really having to come. For sure, for sure, for sure, so I decided that you would actually really like a neighbor without really having a neighbor So that's why I'm building next door. So that you said you already have a T one. She live in team office house. It's not that good Is that no, it's nice. It's like it. It's cool. It's cool. It's that it's like I don't you might next door neighbor. Let's see what you're building this is it this looks worse than the song and lawdon's high-end no thank you I can't hear you, I'm in my house. Huh? All right. It's just a little worse. You need to make some upgrades. You should make some upgrades, and then people might come to your dinner party. come to your dinner party. That's what I'm working on. All right. Well, let me know if you need help. That was an empty promise by the way. I don't I'm I'm catching Pokemon. Fuck, I can't catch this thing. Hey, whoa, wait. You're the one who decided to build here. That's okay. Oh it's okay. What the hell are baby doll eyes? The fuck is that? Does the benerian even fucking fight? What the fuck? Oh Okay, guess it likes me. I guess it likes me. Um, tackle. Oh, geez. Hmm. Attack failed. Let's keep tackling this thing. I like it. Now I'll catch it. Oh, I should have used a regular pokeball. HELLO! as a you was like reproducing what the fuck I've got a magnumite plushie. I like them. I like them. Why do I like them? Why do I like them? Look at me I know what you are What do you guys think of my home? Are you guys proud of me so far? I mean, I need a waste on that's a problem and the one of the one is a way down it's a one waystone just like any waystone Oh Oh How do I make an abyss watcher? Blint and ender pearl I have an ender pearl I mean I can just do this the the reason I think it's owned by anybody a as a you uncle Dom. All right, I'm going to give this to you. Holy shit, look at this house. Whatever you do, don't place that next to me. What the fuck? Look, I want you to give it. Don't say, Mark, my tree is way cooler. the my cave is cool to one of the say hi I don't know I guess I am a loner say on stamina Bams if you run out of stamina. Nothing. You just can't go higher. Oh, like look at this. Look what I just found. Hello, loot. Well, hello. Wait a second. Um, let's get this bread. extra fancy don't need, right? Onward. You move so fucking fast in this game, it's beautiful. Whoa! to the should get up better amount you would you guys talk should about gold that he's trying his hardest and I don't I discover all this would have been a house area in the fucking snow It's gonna zap does onk. It's hard, it's easy to say, hard to find. If you evolve it. Whoa. See the problem now is, like, do I just get money? Like, you're just gonna bunch of money? The fuck is this? Oh wait! the How do I check my money? Book a box or something? Oh, balance. Oh, 900! Wait, how do you guys know what the fuck? to Got the combat and then ball Are you are you serious? There we go. Oh, yeah, you guys are right Catch It's like that in every video game ever But you still play Pokemon and grow up. Oh my god. It's beautiful holy shit A level three imagine Level 21 the wall is are you worried go bad is cold here is the spot really want to waste on I'm I'm I tried I tried I oops Oh, it's next to a pool cage. I can just use their waystone. If I die, I don't know that, but I'm close to the waystone or whatever. What the hell is this? Do I want this? Let's see what I can buy first. the skrotatious thank you yeah maybe I can buy it in the shop you make a bed in your house you'll spawn there ooooh, really? I want to up- you you you you you the bank you is a room room spread that you're a pervert okay problem you do Max. Boom. God, I feel so good for cash. You're too old to be a pervert. What does that just supposed to mean? I'm not a pervert. Oh, what is this? Don't stone Squeaks in the illegal book I'm on trade power these for money. I don't give a shit about these fucking creatures dude. I'm in it for the cash one cash equals one One, three, money, I just need $4,000. The most effective way of starting an empire is capturing these little fucking things. One catch equals one band. Hello? Wait, what do you mean? Is that him? That's the Guner. What? You know where the Guner? I'm not a, well, no, I'm not a Guner. So you don't good? Well, I'm like, I made a Gun cave. What? I'm not doing anything crazy. I'm just making a good cave. Oh, do you guys not see my Mary? Wait, which binari this one? Okay, we're so far it's just the binari. I've been upgraded binari's friendship enough. What? I've been upgraded. Friends have enough to go for walls. That sounds weird to say. Oh, you know what's crazy? This freaking tower. I kept all my, uh, my rare candies in there and I've already I already have like 120. Yeah, yes, it's insane. So I'm involved like I just started like a second ago. I already have like my incinerors completely of all just insane I I found a place where Yeah, I found a place where they're just selling like insane amounts of rare candy like they just have it I don't know if they're like duplicate or whatever. So you're saying you put them all, the extra ones up at the top of that tower. Yeah, that's where I'm storing. That's the rare candy tower. Oh, then. So feel free if you guys can get up there. Feel free it's yours. I'm so annoying. Oh my god! the of the of the of I'm not going to need 4,000 bro, I'm going to need 4,000 bro, I'm going to need 4,000 bro Try to steal it. No. No. How do you make a quick ball? Let me look at my handy, dandy. No, it's Buck! Blue Apricorn, Gold Inget, Yellow Apricorn. Oh, I know where to find Apricorn. on my head now neighbors I guess oh sorry I'm just I'm just monologuing that's fine What are you getting the reeds? No, no! Greed, a Pokemon trainer is one weakness, huh? Thank you, Pinstock, TTV. Boom. Oh, would you look at this, huh? Parsonberries. The holder is cured if it's confused. I've been doing nothing by the way for organized like my stuff. I need blue apricorns. Do you guys see blue? You gotta see blue. I don't know, I'm finally the lawsuit! What?! That first one, that tower had no rare candies too, it made me jump. You were trying to steal my rare candies, it was a test. Okay, whatever, that's not the lawsuit. The lawsuit. The lawsuit. Do you know where Blue Apercorns are? I'm trying to make some quick balls. Um, actually, you know, I have so a lot of extra effort. But I can't use that. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I got to found it. I'm going to tell me. Look at Treasure chest. Oh, wait, yeah, I'm in a house. I shouldn't be in the house. Yeah. I'm going to tell me. Okay No, I'm not Oh, wait you're right Let's go, I'm been here. You No, no, I didn't open any chest. Can I take some from these trees? What is the say knobby, so I can recoup and sell me? Are these your trees me on? You mean every one of us landed in my... Okay, my bad, my bad. My bad, that's the time that you've done something. Well, I took five blue apricorns. You took five? Yeah, from the tree. From the tree. tree. Yeah, I just thought to have ownership over something that nature has given is a little like I guess that's your prerogative but if you want I can give them back. I only took three. I only took three. I thought you said five. No, I meant three. I meant three. So do we? In that case you dropped one. Wait, no, so I meant two. I only picked up two. You've got to take you. Nothing about this. I gotta go water my cat. Were you called in your bed? I gotta go, I gotta go. No, you! Oh my god. No, I just have to catch this geodude. I need money. I gotta go. I need money, I need to. I'm buying up this entire freaking lot. What? see one day I'll be the richest fricking Pokemon trainer in this whole fricking region. Let's go home, Binary. I'm the Pokemon Landlord. Well, when you put it like that. the the team red rocket you Sorry, sorry sorry Okay, let's craft some balls. Let me try to remember gold goes here You know what I'm just gonna look it up Quick balls and wait, how do I, um drop you remember this? I mean, easy to remember, but is there a way to quickly or the plus, I see, thank you. 10 balls 14 balls I need a new chest for stones I mean don't hate them. I really need to have so many stones Make a farm, how do I do that I'm make a farm cozy farming? This is a huge success. I think you can see the difference. You can see that. This is a very good way to get the game done. Oh, hello, but do you? Should I get new Pokemon? I need new ones, don't I, or does Encounter's Money? Oh, that's my bad. I wasn't aware. Like this. You link. How do you make a chair? Just wood, right? Oh, that's so simple. Wood planks and sticks. What the fuck? Oh, it's a fucking juice! Got the hell out of here! What are you judging me with? Why are you looking at me with this? Well, you look so judgmental, get the hell back in my ball. of Hmm. Hello. Battle. Yolink. Ladybug. I I believe fucking Pokemon Okay, let's check my balance. Come on, I'm so close to 4,000. I can't wait to upgrade my flip-and-back pack. So I can store all my stones in there. I need to make another chest. Is it 6k for a bag? Or 4k? I thought the biggest bag was 4k. $6,000? Fuck my stupid, strongest life then. I only want the biggest of bags. Jigglypuff! Oh, what the shit? Oh. to come in black and yellow balls make ultribals you have a quickbals are OP like quickbals are better than ultribals I am a lot especially trying to make money I'm there's a good collection of Pokemon oh my god you don't today's national milk day look it up the three serious thank you I would have used my masterball on that I care about it. Do you like whole milk or skim? I'm not going to talk about milk. But I don't know. I feel like real drinkers. We are whole milk or die, but I've recently tried dairy-free milk. Oh! Oh. Right, this is good to eat, no? Old milk is like your new to the scene. Old milk is like what you think you like, but it's just like a trend that won't die. and all milk is actually pretty good Murray That's not like an Indian name Nice the are up a re-up a re-up a re-up thank you for more let's check the balance 4.3 thousand It's kind of a fun to explore here too. What the fuck is that? I want you. Green Falcon, thank you! It's a Buffalo Ant. Hi! I Like this You weak Hi Why does it look like it's like a dancing thing? Sle. You son of a bitch. Are you serious? Well, if you don't join me, it's killing my guy. My ball! Can I involve my Pokemon? Nope. I have to battle with this fucking thing. What the fuck? What is this thing? What the fuck are you? Oh, I have Marie! Marie! Mia! Fuck it, I just want you for money. Even though you're a weird looking creature. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's fight. Easy. the 4.5K the you should have caught the bomb a deer I'll make more I mean I just want quick balls as the thing like I just want That's what the only balls I'm interested in. Huge Pokemon bag is 6k. Brother, ease. How much is a, how much is Pokeballs cost actually? on this might be a worthy investment. I purchased! and you can actually use it on your marie the one of the one of the one of the is it go pampampampampamp maybe sympathy Maybe there's some sympathy happening? What the hell is this? Oops! the Okay, so he even gives a shit about me. We've been gives a fucking shit. Oh, what have you got for me? Okay. I have. Weatsees and beetroot seeds and tomato seeds and carrots and... Okay. workshop and I and leather and perch and brown will you have a big bag? Oh nice to meet you my name is Trinidad and Nathan and I'm a Pokemon Trinidad. Oh hey Trinidad and um give a big bag of my chance Oops, sorry come on I have a ball sack Why don't I just come back your ball sack? I'm asking about a big bag potentially I I I I act. Oh, thank you so much. Oh my god. Thank you so much. Tata How do I quit that I do quit but again I think I have a new idea. Do you want to meet? Wait, I thank you so much by the way, I really appreciate it. It helps me a lot. I'm kind of new to the region, so. Wow, you're new to the region. Are you a Pokemon trainer? Well, I'm not really, I'm just in the Pokemon business for the cash. I don't want to battle. I don't want to do anything that fucking shit. I'm just here for, you know, just like smoking cigarettes and building houses. I guess the real estate business. Is that a type of Pokemon? No, no, cigarettes, you know, like, uh, uh, I don't know what do you call it here, you know, uh, death sticks. Drugs, I like drugs. Oh, drain her fuzzi, taught me to sell, methamphetamine. Oh, what? I told you I got fucking street cred around here, squeaks. You wait, so you think selling methamphetamine is street cred? W. Rooting people's lives like that? Exactly. Whoa, aura. aura. What I don't know people's lives. Oh, no, you just give them nice methamphetamine. That they don't get a name. I made them happy. Oh, wait. Is this someone's far? That's my farm. Wait, you have this? How do you make a farm? One moment, my phone's flying up. you uh, you get very you get the you get the take them! oh I can't oh sorry so you have to go the so and then you have to plant the berries well these won't even whacky that then you stick them in the grass with the head right if you want less than big one you later why am I auto running? how do I stop running? how do I stop running? if after the bathroom can i eat ornberry's myself i thought those were blue i thought those were blue bulbs were blue apricorns uh... i think the rest room uh... you can choose items hmm hmm Okay, we have a big bag. Now, I need to build another chest, put all my raw materials in it. I'm going to have a Pokemon chest, and I'm going to have a material chest. It's time to get organized. to know not like that why are you saluting at me double wood all right time to cut down a fucking tree I guess in room the environment Grab the milk tank from your PC. You fucking purves. What the fuck? Wait, what the fuck? Oh my god! Oh no crap, thank you for the prime. It's fucking beautiful in here. Thank you. Oh, I have... Dude, how left balls in the bag? Holy jackpot! Oh my fucking god! Ahhhh, I have a wood in my other bag, I see. Okay, so this is going to be my materials bag, so material, material, like my Minecraft bag. I can throw this. Oh, yes, yes, paint. Oh my god, it looks so good. Oh mega red, thank you. I'm like, why the fuck am I carrying dirt? Who cares, just throw it in here. Oh, I'm blocking people with my webcam. Oh, like my Pokemon? Who cares? Oh, I see, I see. What's annoying? Where where where did the streamers put their fucking what can I? I don't like bottom right Like that sucks Here anonymous thank you This sucks. I'm gonna keep it here the year if it's on the right side like on the left side of the second looking at the game you know what I mean it's not what you guys want it's true immersion just mirror it dude you don't want to look at me weird it's gonna it's bizarro alright trust me trust me when I say this it's bizarro I'm gonna give this to Maria. I hold game this crash. What the fuck! the server is restarting having fun yes the What do you think of album ball time? Super Mario Sunshine? What? What is it? C.S.K.M.U. I think you see sick. Wait, I'm on. Now, me this isn't. Tell me this isn't the best song you've ever heard of. JPMC, thank you! It is! It's the best one! If I was five years old, there's no- Okay, what about this one about this one? about this oh you saw me this is in a good song and to to be to be is a server still down you know what fuck it let's play counter strike I'll go back to that server though for sure 100% I promise I don't want to wait I want to keep playing games I'm gonna be in the next one. I'm gonna be in the next one. Thank you, ICTCS. Oh, speaking of what the fuck? Um, okay. I, um, I lost everything by the way. to a lot. So, off stream I played and let's just say I lost 20k. Funny enough, so I'm 90,000, so I'm 61. If you can believe that. Here we go again. But I'm playing good. Where's my I need to buy. Someone got my lead of five stats. Lead of five. Lead of five. Lead to five squeaks. Lead of five isn't good little bro. Actually, why do you say that? Because it is good and good. So boom. How silly do you feel? it's actually ranked as good. I'm good. B minus. 53% winland is pretty good. No. All right, damn this, damn it all, by the way, I have changed my resolution, 1920 by 1080. Why the fuck did all of the counter strike players in my chat? Let me play 4K. Why is wrong with you? You're trolling me. I'm looking at my FPS waiting. What the fuck? I had 200 FPS. Now I have like 300. So I'm probably talking up some settings. I play 4 by 3 like a pro. Who do I was playing? That's it. Pissed me off. All right. I need to make my crosshair better, don't I? So you guys can see it. Well, how do I do an outline? It's too small! Couple, thank you. What's it? See all understore across here? All right, please know slurs. Hello? What's up? What do you guys want to go B? Run it down B, baby. Let go, let go. Let's try to kill her, let's take her. Okay. Go into your crosshair settings. She looked like I saw like 300 ping. What the fuck? RFPS. Wait down. I'm going to get you in the left. I'm just going to get it, okay? That's good. He's up. Good job. Just use dog. Ow! What the hell he I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared. Oh God I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared. I'm scared I have a late window smoke the I'll smoke midwindow again. Wait, actually, I know how to do connector. I think I know connector. Isn't connector, you look at this and you jump through? Nice. These stairs are speaking already. Big room. These are these pot-bear-pot-bearers. I'm probably right. I'm gonna pick up. I'm out there. Oh, it's nice. Get the jungle cover. That's the round. Oh my god, he's so freaking good. It was an encouragement shot. I was going to kill my teammate. You guys think I'm fucking bad? Oh, one get right. Is there a 5-7? One more, one more. I can think of that. Shotty on B. Shotty on B. Shotgun. Obviously, I don't mean like the shotty is on B. What's your peak honey? Wait what do you mean? Don't call me honey Okay, honey better I'm gonna go to the right. Close card again. Once. Oh. Oh. He can't. Use A-Rab. Okay. Okay. Captain. Got it. Let's go, boys. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Go to the black flag. I'll show you. We got a lot. Oh, shit, sorry, sorry. Nice. Okay, not bad here. Hopefully, they surrender. I don't think I've been in a game where someone's surrendered in like years. Are you really? Yeah, it's been a while. My people just say they're namesacking one's close they ran Fuck my stupid strongest life. I should have killed them almost close ramp I knew I shouldn't, but I want to Krono is hanging with the raid right here. I'm doing a do a stupid peak. I don't think he won't be captured. So, I'm your city? I don't know if I can get this one, but I'm gonna pass. Underpass, fuck. Fuck. Nice, good run. What? I'm coming alive, no? Oh, I must be inflighting. Yeah, that was the guy who got 2K. I think. You want me to smoke window? Are you going to go for a peek? Sure. Okay. Excuse me, sorry, you have gloves. I don't have them done like unboxings ever, but I'm flirting with the idea of it. How sick would it be if I had a decked-out fucking skins? Deck it out Gamers gloves. I've got cool knives cool, you know, I'm a country make gay, and all that shit Just buy them how How do you even buy it? I don't even know how to like in the steam marketplace How about you get a beautiful girlfriend? I'm married Let's influence some children. Oh, it's a gamble. All right, I'm in. I should I go from Minecraft to gamble and trees That's the move. All right, wait a second. Okay out. That's your kick-soft launch. Yeah, I love these animations. Are there any good ones? You Did he actually just leave what a loser you didn't give over on I did just good. Bro, the liquid moving in the Molly is peak. Have you ever played Half-Life Alex? Sometimes I'd boot that shit up just to carry a matchbox and shake it near my ears. Oh my god, I can hear the matches! She is crazy. the walk right to me right here he's right one connected It's eventually How do you say that? You're like a ladder, you can see me sitting in it. We're walking through it. I hope he's good. I'll get it. Oh no. Scott was trying to hit the catch up with the off. I'm just gonna running out and there's your own. Squeeze of you lost, wait, W? Wait! Mod that guy. That's what I like to fucking read it. Oh, yeah. Squeeze you lost here. I'll give him a bad thing. Hey, come on. I'm going to the bus cat. This cat. Yeah, man, moderate. Guys, I think they're tilted. Good moment. I mean, I would be too bad if fucking dumbass get really angry and lose the game. Yeah, that usually happens. Is this a lamp flash, is this it? You go here and then you look at the lamp. Can I get you? Okay, I'm close. I'm one hp. I think it's time to whip up the op. up. Yeah, you want our team to lose? Okay, good luck guys. Okay, good luck guys. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Surely that's not TJ Halley, the cod pro called Do these games have pro gamers in them? I'm so sorry to be this guy, English only, unfortunately, my mods only speak English, so we can't moderate, you know, Um, any other languages, sadly. Is that it? Back to smoke? Oh my god, it does. And the window one missed L. 1.6 1.6 2.6 1.8 1.8 2.5 2.5 1.8 1.6 1.5 1.6 1.9 1.6 This is a premiere. 1311. You've got to be out of your fucking mind. Also, you're betting on us winning another round. If they come back, that would be crazy. Yeah That's guy heard on a Oh my god, this is the start isn't it? There's where we start losing oh and so it begins ct surely he's not going to clear this Thank you, see age HIA, Shia, thank you for the prime. Is this your first time playing Counter Strike? Hmm No Tizzle thank you to your one One site I did I did I'll boost you I'll boost you I got it Where is this bozo? We're going for the 13-0. Do this sucks. Wow, I like I leave that actually pisses me off. I didn't feel good. I Think this is my 20k match. It said promo match No, it's gonna be 1999 99 99 I would have saved promo match this one L-O-L Wow I'm going to die You're not there actually kidding me I'm still saying that it's the green room I'm shh Uh-oh The 30-0 the job eeeey fucking yeah 20k baby let's freaking go what okay the he even though it says promo match why the fuck does it do that every time i mean how hard could one more match be ultra full thinking for the prime how hard could it be honestly it's got to be easy first you see Berkeley and now this you're about to feel so fucking super because guess what actually have a frame, the missing degree from UC Berkeley right here. So I bet you feel pretty fucking super right now. I'm working on that shit. All right. As soon as I get my diploma, I'm putting that shit in there. Angle or anger, think of the prime. Toy guard, think of the prime. Did? Ploma. What degree would you get? How's something like using like a in-lisher philosophy? What? Oh no, I'm just kidding. I'll do polysai. Okay, please, for the love of God, please, for the love of God, get this one, get this one. Okay, obviously we're gonna get rid of Nukrae. Guys, they've never lost a game on Nuk for some reason. Oh, I thought that if it's trained it's over GD, it's over nose and most smokes Oh, are you fucking serious? Train is one of the hardest maps in CS 2. If your teammates have the right smokes, you're going to get shut down. In this video, I'll show you every train smoke you need. Update with the latest lamps the pros are using. Let's get straight into it. Starting with, sandwich smoke from spawn first stand in front of this beam. You're going to put your crosshair at this roof and jump throughout mode. You're smoke from spawn first stand in front of this beam. You're going to put your crosshair at... How do I even see that? this roof in jump rope mode train huh two two yeah bro I didn't take part in the voting because the ground was in the water oh but Daniel call your father hop thank you It's all right we got this. We all know our train smokes, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You remember all smokes for a sec? Fuck this, man. Oh, dude. Hell buddy. Wait. Once you come. Oh. Five Amy. Oh. Fuck it. the of the Yeah, you've got me killed though How do you throw them molly? The draft-click king slur odds are at minus 140 right now. I reckon Be down I believe in you Like how I throw Right here oh lol Flashing ground all three failed it because it's like a house they're there to two to the our locks and my gopok dog Oh, yeah, they were heading towards popped up. Oh, one happy and four down. Hey, just waited for me. He's a god. Holy shit, what a shot. Absolutely obliterated. One teacondic. here we go one be one this is such an important run for us to win it's actually like game over. Oh it should fix that shadow huh. What a bunch of shadow. Jeopardunk is the prime. Please ask them who they voted for to fill the cards. No I don't think I'm gonna do that. I don't think I want to buy I'm good with my MP9 Thank you, Jasmine One T-ton. Out. He's up, up, up, up. Do you know our losses? I love my team dude. No. It's out to you. Nice. That's an effective herd of you and tell them that you are a lot of way. Oh, wait, then I can say whatever I want, right? Can I get that out? Over there. Right there. Right there. Got it. Yolvesack. Goose? Can I have drop, please? I'm coming in. I'm trying to grab that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so good. I'm sorry. One more, one more. One more, one more. doing all the way around, stuff. I'm broke his balls. I'm broke as balls. Same for us, man. I'm gonna eat drop one. Eat drop one now. It's like my mama always said I'll do my best. Let's go. Brow and all. And then you take a guy. One more. Brow and all. Come on. One. Come down. Everyone's coming out. A-Prop-Prop-Prop-Prop. One upper? Upper, close! Oh, one Z! Last guy was Z. Last one, close. I'll take him to the flat last time. Damn, they always have one flanked. These things are not bad on the other team. We're just better. Nice! Good-round. Wow! Yo, Strat-extractic. Thank you! Thank you. Well, that was a good run. Up in the hand, I'm not going to hit a single shot. It's over. Oh, so he's slurred. Oh my god. He's just he just seems slurred. It's nothing all right. Oh my god Jesus fucking like I just fucking like I just let it rip that round. Well horrible god. You know what in fact I'm gonna report him for abusive communications Because I'm against that shit. What the fuck? What a cringe lord He also on the way what an off-rounder only danger there's a lot of brown on my the couple of one one one Wait, this flank? Is this a racist guy? Isn't it saying? Is he just, are they just trapped in there? I'm coming, come in. Did I make the heavy? That was stuck on him, I could just get a fucking smoke. Fuck! Frontside. That's crazy. What the fuck was that? Didn't look like he stopped running. That was awesome, what the fuck? It wasn't accident. It was good. No, I'm not unmuting this guy ever. I'm against him. I don't like him. For real. It's actually cringe and it makes counter strike players seem cringe. Out, out, out. A lot, I'm gonna, I don't know what I have in flash time. I'll make. He's lagged out. I Be he's I like them that's so fucking What are you element failing about so Core LNFOW LNFOW The LNFOW What the fuck That's right I believe I'm sorry He's walling? No, he's not. Come on. He's on my team after all, and it's my ficken promo game He was a false code Go, go, go, go. One down. I'm going to seek on. E-box. Ah, crap. Oh, oh, he's in here. Alright, that's right. the place of all I played more E.S.A. as you remember that is but I just start playing faces I'm old man but I like faces one minor rather weird starting hate threads LP came me while fucking on his yacht on his fucking yacht one not IV he's offing IV I'm just going to my life away. I don't know what I'm gonna do. They made me, they made me right now. They made me right now. Oh, he's not following me. Five bullets. Three bullets. Stop! That's a good one. That's a good one. Oh It's like they faded that guy. I do just want to pick that so weird That was all hands of weird Oh I'm saving It's trained 1 out, multiple out, and I'm gonna kill him so long, I'm gonna kill one popdog, love, Pawned. You know what I need? A MOLA Tom. This is looking fine. Well, when he side easily, right? He says, hoping, looking at the chat, hoping to see a bunch of W's. Damn. We're doing so well, man. It's not over, don't worry. Oh, woof. Ooh, boom. I knew it was here. I'll hit you around, dude. Wait, man. Nothing brown. Can someone help me? He's out. Throwing in the rain. One side, I like to go. No! I'm so lucky! Oh my god, beautiful. Wait, 2v2. Yes, you didn't know what that meant. Close close close Holy shit, all right, all right, this is train I guess To be fair they didn't have any smokes So maybe they don't know anything What do you want to run? Following you to my death. I'm just going to run out of Avan. He's right on the feet, he's right on the feet, he's right on the feet And then right Is that? Yeah, fuck. What? 6-7, oh wait 5-8 sorry, I ruined it sorry sorry, I fucked up, but hey 5-8, did that something sorry, I fucked up, I just fucked up, I was so 30 by the way, girl, I'll Fuck up Seriously dude. I got your age Seriously Seriously I got like you's gonna be saying six seven oh Okay, I don't Oh my god. Look at him. I'm using the Klan as bait. That's it. That's easy. I want to feel like we're going to lose the round! That he just whipped it out and slapped you with it. Where'd a fuck did he go? This is weird. He's cool, I got my sister. you think you're gonna draw me the AK? Oh, thanks. I've saved in here slur mates. That's a crazy sentence. Don't call them slur mates. They're teammates. One of them, one of them, and I'm not mates with anyone that slur. for damn sure I mean actually I think that back I don't know what people are saying buying for course really dude did you need to add that Behind the box he's bomb tree Was he? You see that fucking entry frag I'm insane Absolutely fucking destroyed just walk through a smoke. He'll the guy bang i we're my streamer a year way that stuff on the guy can compete with some of the best of the best in terms of content but i'm thinking about uh... uh... evolving my content to be you know white and staying as coming here for sure It's on the box. There inside. One more outside. I thought I heard him. I heard him both. God I fucking knew it. I like tickle them both. It was so annoying. I should have just killed one. Oh, it's so annoying They're not by shield. Do you mean Kevlar helmet? There's no way he just had shield This is who I'm getting. Crickin' shit, talk bye! Push, push, push, move, be man. When he boxed. Bomb train every level. One more. Behind the box. You're gonna spam box. I Fades right there No my fucking transfer was for nothing Oh, it's fair I think I watched the same one. It never fucking works. Yes dude, that's why nooo! It doesn't hit! It's not Yeah, that's what I figured Just click or pop Dude, I'm gonna flash myself down here. Fuck it Ready let's go I'm breaking the bomb Chiefs Chiefs spawn Oh Why is there a lot of big booze? Why are you so non-chalant? What do you mean? Like do you want me to fucking miss the Beastface to every round? I'll be quick. Yeah, that's perfect. Hey, chat! Did I ever know when out Ivy? Hopefully, I got a killer, too. I'm gonna throw a camera. Close right. Two, two, two. I'm gonna have this guys out to mount them. There's three there. Hey guys, I'm building a mutant park in Saudi Arabia, don't ask me how. the most of the most of the most of the fucking slur guy that's my bad the the I mean, you're pretty safe life, I'm just gonna die, yeah, you should say if you see a fucking fall man, learn to make a fucking wall in my back. What's that, wait for normal fall? What the fuck is that? I I could see the molly on my mind look down, I can't you guys are going to look at my heroine to two what hairline you hear me squeeze your cancel turn on the TV on any channel You're not crazy we win this round. Oh my god, oh my god how do you get that kill? Oh my god! To be too! We'd need this round. 12 rounds. He's so intense. Oh, I want to be two. One of the chances. Oh my god, he knows we're both in the mar. He's off. He's off. No! Fuck! Now it's be sure. He hits most sprays there. Oh! you see I'm more hair on twitch you know my YouTube my hair is uh looking bad that's probably because it's an old video let's do it let's do it but I don't know this rat I mean they're fucking flash and they're fucking falling and they're gonna be too let's do it let's do it no stop but I'm getting burned get up free there all right now can we shut the fuck up about that oh he's toxic you tell me the guy that's as lures is not very nice he's cant like the shut up there's a look at that just shoot me just as you saw and uh WPG thank you for the tier one they started playing in smart yes holding W worked a few rounds now it's not We gotta find something that works. Yes. Come on, come on. I'll ping Ivy. Wait, I'm- I'm flying a flanker. one z uh... hell hell no way but he hit that No way did I just see that shit. They were both here. They're both here He's hell right now. That is crazy. He wasn't even looking at me Full sprint no scope You're smiling cuz I'm happy I'm going to die. What? I think I thought it was 3. Thank you. You, you, I'm 4A4, you, oh my god, please give me 20k. Once I'm uping deep by the I Once Bob I do the guy who's calling strats is the guy who says slurs fuck that off I can't hear the strats. I can't help it. I don't know I should just follow my team, maybe that holler. Oh, you saved. Slash the fuck out. There's no way, right? Yeah, there's no one. Yes. Oh, come on. One round unmute. I'll never unmute a guy who says slurs. I guess something here. I'm just one round. You wouldn't have been the first one to go out. If, like, I literally said, I'm going through a smoke, flashed it. Started going. Thank you, didn't go. All right. Click flash to turn around, flash to the other one. I can't imagine the other guy saying I can't imagine. And then just ran into this book. He's going He's going One Ivy Fuck He will not have to go in Shaina mode close close behind me box so do you see how close I was to his head fuck. Hell, you say hell. You're a good shout. Fuck. Fuck it. the is juicy out in the chain and this is a legit and it's a good use of the server I love the server I thought you two would it? Trish get thing from the prime. Here. Throw that corner. But it just don't fucking work. I believe in you. Okay. Dilein. five in I I I He didn't want to cross him for me. He's still popped up Please No, you could have crossed him to sight I tried to do it. Yeah, I mean, that's not like I was watching because I just didn't expect him to run over towards the bomb trying to push it. That was so tough. What the legend. I should go ladder, no? to later. Gosh, man. I flashed got everybody. I thought I was gonna rip it off. I thought I was gonna rip it off. Thank you. Fio wins this. I'm I guarantee. Oh fuck what the fuck is that? I'm Legend of Bro like as a great play. I'm on push and once you sit back right there. Yeah mom. Play for pigs. The only rounds we fucking won when you're on. Maybe we can get one here. is legit why do you guys say cheat don't be that person One bomb train? What's going on, bomb train? What the hell? Ooh, that was good. I did so much damage with the Molly, I think. One D1! Come on, shortnut. Come on. the all loose and I played that could that's actually so sad I need to play for a time like fuck my stupid shungus life ruins vibes, slurs, if you really care about the team, you don't say bad words, one Slayer is really all at took. One heaven. One higher upper. Oh, this flank is so gnarly. This is a winning flank. Yes, yes! One flank is all it takes. Why is he looking there? His teammates probably, Sight, okay, I see. Surely we don't lose this round, right? Nice, round. One flank is all that takes. Are you multi-tripping on YouTube or what? No. Uh, no. Why not? I don't know. Hmm. Not done. That. One B. Pretty good. Too much smoke. Pretty good. Pretty good. Too much smoke. Too much smoke. Too much smoke. Playing down smoke. I'm out. Oh my god. Holy fuck we can do this. Holy fuck. I bet you they go B. I guarantee it. Am I willing to risk am I laying a stack it? I was drawing out of a drawing out of a drawing out of a drawing out of a drawing No, it wasn't They still don't beat the game I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. Say That one beyond me What the fuck does he mean on me? Oh, I was right. One upper Fuck, I jumped! I jumped, that's so sad! I jumped, I jumped! We didn't see the record of why that's... No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. These are POV. Wait, that's so sad. with that's actually so fucking sad. Oh, I can't do it. Cosmos Ray, thank you for the 14 months. you're not him. I don't want to be him. I want to die. No I have to go. Oh, I have to go. What the hell? Oh, what? You can't end on a loss. Just like can. See? One band, band, band, band, band, band. Band, band, band, band, band. Oh, fuck. I want it to win that one. I want it to win and I lose and I lose. I don't know. Do I go again? I shouldn't, right? No, I shouldn't. I shouldn't. I shouldn't I shouldn't I shouldn't I shouldn't you can't and gonna loss I can't I've no problems. Ah, it's alright. I'll play tomorrow. I'll play tomorrow I'll play more cobblum on tomorrow too. I'm about that And this time is cobblum whoa. That's loud. Oh Goodbye everybody. I'll raid Flom. He's doing a counter strike tournament. Flom, uh, uh, Flom's land. Go enjoy watching. I think he's like grand finals. Uh, MAD is playing. I'll be left tomorrow with more call, Mom. Thanks for all the falls you've got to do this up. So if you guys enjoy your stay, please leave me feed me on Twitter, speak to me on Instagram. Bye. Follow the stream if you like it. I'll be live, uh, think every day this week.