was
was
Wasom.
Mario!
Thank you quite frankly afraid for the 29 months.
Thank you, Chatterfender.
watching 50 streams in a row, God damn.
I found splits from the one and only Dillon tawn.
Thank you, Kinematic, appreciate it's the one, the only.
only
a
I don't know what.
I don't know what.
I don't know what.
Thank you, Dylan.
I hate you're going to destroy my TV in the first run.
You don't know that.
Luca, thank you for the Tier 1.
What's up?
How's it going?
Do you guys get your premier ranks or what?
I forgot the streaks thing, no, my life is ended.
his ended. Well, you've got to start over. What can you do? You guys start over. I'm
sorry to say. Listen, even if it's like a 25 watch streak is still insane. I mean, it's
not 50. I mean, 50's crazy. How do I check if I have watch streaks? Any C.S. today? Maybe after
Super Mario 64. Maybe. Thank you, bonsai gym for the tier one. I think we should just get started so I can get better splits, no?
Relaxia, thank you, Pauki Sailor. Thank you,
Gantax for the four months.
Thank you. Thank you.
I want your character creation of Rama Squamy. Just to feel something.
Let me just say your hair has a really grown since then. Thank you, Mia. Yes, it's going back in a big way
There's been allegations regarding me juice in my hair and
Let me put that to rest and say it's up for you to decide
Phone up all
I mean, if you're if you're accusing me of using my hair, then you're admitting it looks good.
What it looks better.
Hmm.
So, the balls in your court.
Pause the music.
Bang.
This is Dylan Tom splits, all right?
I'm
Should we do a first run? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god
That's not the same route you do
It's close enough
I don't know
It's gotta be close enough, right? What the hell is it? The dumb the devil today? What the hell?
I got antlers. Why do I have antlers?
How about you turn off AITTS for a whole time sake? How about not actually?
How about we don't do this?
a
no way
little bro
test tickles
best tickles
I'm completely convinced every chat message speaks reads is one he just made up
uh...
You can fact check like you can go in the bot and actually see
I'm not just making shit up obviously
Thank you pal for the 15 months
No shade, but are you even gonna complete a run today? I mean
Dylan taunts times a 57 so I
Have to really mess
49 months of not getting a 49 so close up. I don't have to really mess up dude
You know what we're gonna do to them. We're gonna start with Dylan Tond and then we're going down the list
Shred for mental health. Yo, W
Can you business a chip marks? Thank you Mr. Pete?
Let's go down the list
Mario PB's obviously not that list
I should get started. I'm actually really nervous.
Hold.
Does my controller switch your work? It's on the floor.
that
oh my god it works
on my fucking god works
all right now we're going for speed on the year twenty-two six I guess officially
Two babies by now.
Thank you, way fire, thank you.
How hard could this be?
I bet 20 can you on polymarket
that you're gonna get a sub 50
before the end of the year.
Wait, can I bet in that bet on polymarket?
And I can rig the results.
Or is that like deeply unethical?
It's called insider trading, dude, I bet you every single, like there's gonna be a huge like
dossier that comes out about how all these sports games are rigged.
a legal who gives a shit. Brake some laws. Obviously we're not gonna start with that. Obviously,
obviously. Squeeze them on my period. My partner told me to watch you. Well, I hope your
year, it's not too unpleasant.
Your question markin' before I even finish, I'm tryin' to be nice.
Oh, I'm not gonna say get well soon.
Is that inappropriate to say to someone who's not gonna say it?
Is that weird to say?
Or...
and
get well soon what what I don't understand
married by the lead
squeaks chatters flows are all singing okay are not you that's a yay
I would say, or, wait, what's the appropriate response?
Oh, don't you that? Okay, then, fuck yes.
Cool. Awesome.
and
and he's back, baby, he's back.
Fuck yes is weirdly aggressive.
Well, I got in trouble with my wife recently,
because she wanted to watch he did rivalries,
and I don't want to watch he did rivalries.
And she said why not?
And I was like, I don't know, I don't want to watch like a little bromance.
I mean, any bromance, like I don't want to watch like a romantic show, like I have too many shows that are on my play already.
But like what's your, okay, like can you imagine like if I said the opposite, like he didn't write, oh yeah, I was fucking bromance fuck yeah.
That's better. Okay, fine, I'll watch it. I just saw one of the episodes where the guys were
getting a coffee shop and the hockey player came in and they were like talking and flirting
in the episode ended up with them fucking and suck in each other. I thought I saw that one
before.
and
on Twitter, a recent Northern Lion viral clip of him being like,
you should watch like true cinema with your loved ones
and don't like, even though there's romantic scenes
or whatever, like, you know, treat them like real people
with their own autonomy and they can be the judge
or whatever that is going on this, like very well,
articulate and rent.
And I agree, I couldn't agree more.
I really couldn't agree more I mean, I've seen some really sexy movies with like really like
Beautifully done sex scenes
I just hate the word cinema for several listen hey listen I completely I agree with the sentiment completely
Goddamn.
Did I remember watching 2001 Space Odyssey with my friend who was super fucking stone?
And I loved the movie so much, and then after the movie, my friend turned to me and
goes, bro, what an insane ending, like, don't you think it was reminiscent of, and
then he goes on this long tangent about feudal Japan?
I was confused, well what did I miss?
I'm getting mugged in the marketplace of ideas, I didn't know it was a competition.
Oh my god, fucking Mario fuck this game actually.
Holy shit. Actually fuck that game.
Okay, no reset run.
Mama, Mama from hell. Think of it as six months.
Are you gonna play it?
Mario for the whole day. I'm going to say yes, but secretly I'm probably going to play Counter Strike later, but I need this.
I actually need this.
You see RDC gaming, your rage and simply paid play Mario, no.
What was this?
Do they do like uh...
Collop?
He taught them Mario.
Well, oh well, he taught them like speed running holy shit
Wait, that's sick. I don't know that
I used to watch you play Mario at night this feels so nostalgic. Oh well get ready to fucking clear your schedule because it's gonna be Mario from now on
Let's get it fucking started, baby. Non-stop Mario. Clear it!
I'm gonna say it's time they got good again. You guys are gonna say again. Question mark.
And I'm gonna say yeah, I was good. And then you say was good question mark. And I'll say yeah. I got a sub 51 time.
That's pretty good. And then you're gonna say not a 49 question mark.
I've seen this before.
This is a story end year with you banging a chatter. No. I don't know what.
the
is a problem you know what you're
watching shows like he had
rivalry and it's going to be all
for them up man
I was talking shit encounters
strike
to the other team and you guys were
like he did rivalry moment no one
on a sex with his guy I just want
to tell me's an asshole what the
the fuck man.
Did you guys watch the new Fallout episode or is that like two like it's not like a popular
and not yet no spoilers. That's I really like the fallout show.
I was on YouTube shorts like last night and I saw the interview with the lead actress and they're like
Hey, how'd you get ready? How'd you prepare for your rule? Did you play the game?
And she was like, no!
What? No, of course not. Of course I didn't play the video game. Did you get ready for an app?
Can you imagine but like it made me think like can you imagine if she acted like one of those fucking
Bethesda NPCs? This showed me way worse. Link fucking Christ.
If she played like new Vegas or something? Oh my god.
Had like Henry Caval. I'm going to say something and you're not going to like it about Henry Caval.
I'm going to say something. It's going to kiss people. Ever since I was young.
All right. There's been a general trend.
Where the internet will latch on to someone extremely attractive who has the same hobbies as them and they'll say see
If I don't know there's been so many iterations if Henry Cavill likes Dungeons and Dragons and I like Dungeons and Dragons
Therefore, I'm Henry Cavill
Like it's it's just reeks of insecurity. It just you can like for something for the sake of liking it
You don't have to point through a holy wood actor as like justification
I remember when it came out that Mila Kunis played a wow
And everyone's like oh my god. Oh
My god, I play wow
I'm just kidding, I'm in here with this.
No, Hunter Cavalish school.
I'm sure he's a nightmare to work with, which is sad.
Like the during the Witcher series,
then you get like kicked out.
Yeah, he's an asshole, I heard.
He is an asshole trust me.
an asshole trust me. I actually trust you. Thank you Jubaka for the 17 months
thank you Saddam and Kudita Troit for the new selves. Trist Trip Nasty
appreciate it. A girl is a clown and Cardog 2K. Thank you for the selves.
Good looking people are allowed to be assholes. Let me think about this.
I think that chatters it in so I've come that I think cover so that is for sure
and so I've run the analysis in my head because that doesn't come out of nowhere, right?
my friend is going through a divorce it's actually really sad and I'm sorry if he's
listening to this but now we all have to pretend like we didn't like his wife
like she was so awesome bro it's so sad we like lost a really good friend
because of it sucks so bad I'm not kidding you almost with every one of my
friends for who they end up with like I just love their partners so much like
I would have replaced him as a friend of an incident. I mean, I'm gonna be completely honest his wife ruled
She would organize things for us all to do like it was incredible
That friend I mean, but now he's like my age and he's like hey, do you want to like go out tonight?
He asked that to me first and I was like
I don't know
I don't want to go to a bar in midtown.
I don't want to do that.
Like a bar where you can like meet people.
That's a fucking nightmare.
Who goes to bars in midtown?
Finance interns.
It's quite simple.
These are still like men who are excited to wear a suit.
That's how I would describe it.
So they're walking around, they're so excited.
But there's a point where you reach, I think, in finance, we're like,
that light leaves your eyes and you see your time more as a news.
to
a
a
a
We see real-life friends now. You're streaming Mario on Twitch.
No-one Twitch streamers they know are 8 in Ross and high semates.
They just I think they just think I'm like unemployed.
Oh and burnt peanut from they sent from their short their Instagram reels fucking kill me
From their Instagram reels. So what excuse me?
They sound cool. It's good to have like friends like that because you realize like how small
of a world the internet is and how small of a world twitches. Like these guys watch Saturday night live.
Okay, all right, like that's huge for that, and they're just love that shit. They just fucking love it. I know like show each other clips
It's a beautiful thing. It's actually beautiful
They don't have to deal with like those long ass YouTube videos essays about SNL. It used to be funny
Chevy Chase is an asshole and here's three scenes in which you can see the sadness and
Julia lead drape this is eyes like they just watch the show and they're like blah
He's doing an impression of drum
Look, and that's it that I go to sleep. It's wonderful
It's actually fuckin beautiful
the
quiet sadness of Jimmy Kimmel live
a medic commentary on post modern design
great
are they like 60 years old get this they're actually in the 30s
Oh, that's so sad.
30 is the new six feet.
Yeah, maybe on Twitch.
But like, I've heard my friends go,
we're still young, we're still in our 30s.
Like, maybe on Twitch,
due to the average age of a Twitch streamer,
or Twitch viewing, 30s.
I don't see 30s as a bull.
I'm rating the squeaks is right now.
A whole squeak CS2 squeaks.
Oh, I can't wait for you to continue watching Mario all week, man.
that's like all it I just realize why I'm doing this
Yo Stony can I'll be thank you what the fuck
This is a
This seems so mean for me to say it. This is Dylan Tom split, so it's gonna be a lot of goals
Sorry, Dylan, but this is not my it's a little worse
That's fucked up. Well, it's true. I would want me to lie. It's not a real gold ice. I'm on a new computer
Thank you Pope John Paul
I don't have my own splits.
Have you ever played this game before?
Yes.
Take you!
I thank you for the raid, man.
Hope you had a good stream.
I'm back, mate.
What time is your coins?
I'm back, baby.
and
are you going to amper speed on the year this year
whether how about an info fucking p.v.
it's not about the award it's about what's in my heart
Remember that when I won that like two years ago, whatever.
And then the top light comments was like,
brother, how is Squeaks winning this?
His PB is so ass.
But then I responded and I said,
my PB is an ass, bro.
It's so fucking competitive.
I was able to beat it for the last three years.
I think that I think he'll do the fire, though.
I don't know if you like the very much.
You responded on Twitter, imagine that.
Had this guy tweeting at me for so long he's like, hey, will you ever play Castlevania
on stream?
I don't want to like respond to him and give him an answer because every morning
I'll look at myself on and I see like a naughty and it feels nice
I feel like you know what he's thinking about me. It's nice. Oh shit
the
also installed discord i get discord
do you use x the everything at
if i'm feeling like go really sad i'll go on x the everything at
usually makes my mood
way worse
so every day
no I just like don't I don't understand Twitter
it
because now it's like everyone uses their four U page and like it's just it's just stuff
I mean it's not trying any new ground
it's so like rage bait reactionary I don't know
Everyone pretends like they hate Twitter, but they use it every day and they're like, hey join my Twitter community
Oh, do this website sucks. It's like that's not going on it. I don't understand
I don't like quit Twitter like making a whole fucking post about how Twitter has gone down the shitter
Just don't just don't use it. I don't understand. I think they secretly like love it
what happened to dvm art
for art
I
Was a I I are oh
Don't you do the same with twitch? No, I love twitch
I just don't like their CEO
But now that he has a podcast I also love him again. I hope to be a guest on his show
show. Actually, really think he's got a great bright future.
You're going to make him quit the next day like that other guy.
I didn't make him quit.
Don't spread a rumor.
I didn't make him quit. Obviously not. I had a meeting with the director of product. I
listed out my grievances. He couldn't the next day. I mean, what the fuck? What the fuck
man? That's insane. It's insane. It's been there for like eight years. I proper thank you.
I
I
Did you
Thank you doctor space man why are you such an awesome streamer?
Ah, thanks
Fuck
the
wayward chilling were actually so fucking good
all it's actually nothing worry about
the
a circle of slamers for the prime.
Thank you Greenbeard for the honor of it.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Holy shit.
Dylan.
Okay.
Oh, here's not something to send me a split.
I'm just being mean.
Yo, please fuck off.
Thanks for the five gift.
Please fuck off, thanks for the five gifted. Thank you.
What? That's his name.
You guys know it too. You're trying to paint me as some asshole. I'm not falling for this.
We need to shave your beard if you want to play Mario 64 for aerodynamics.
I'm thinking about shaving my beard and my hair.
the
no, actually I'm not going to ever shave my
views on my hair
my hair my hair now like it would just ruin everything trust me
like I think I've got a like a good amount of years left
I think I don't have to like worry about going completely bald for
for another like 20 years but I'll probably be done dead by them due to my
party lifestyle 6 months tried 20 minutes all right obviously in 20
minutes I'm not going to be that ball come on man
You know, thanks GTM.
Good luck in Minecraft.
And Mario.
Oops.
Did you ever get a hair transplant?
No, I don't see myself getting one.
of
holy
oh my god I almost fucked that up
the
Black Sea on one against me for the Ludwig viewers really get that bad
the show
it's not a Ludwig viewers be nice
of
obviously not
there we go
the mindcraft chatters
Are you trying to prove on Mario 64 squeaks?
Brother, I'm just trying to play a game!
Not everything has some secret agenda.
What are you talking about?
You think I'm some fucking mastermind?
He's no way he's playing this for fun, right?
There's just no possible way.
You have a sparkle in your eyes?
Oh.
I need like a better Mario runner to tell me what I need to improve to get a 49.
Because this call it copium, I think I can do it.
Oh, tell her I can thank you for the $2 dude, you and I are on the same wavelength.
I think what I earnestly need to do is improve my 100 points, this question and let dry world.
It's a huge, and I need to change a couple of my 100 points.
I need my 100 points change and it warms as well.
You also need to play more than three times in the year.
and
you guys don't get it. It's so easy to say that while you're wearing your fucking like pajama bottoms
like
you know what you know what Clint told me the other day he said I'll never get a 49
he said because you're streaming other stuff it takes every night
it's like all right Jesus
You'll never, unless you sacrifice a month of your stream a month a month. No
And I was alive right now, but let me know if you need me to play the clicker noise at any point
Big dog. I'm not even kidding you. I don't know how to turn that shit off. I looked at my scenes
Like I don't even know how you have the control of that
What the fuck?
Oh my god I missed the stop.
That's so embarrassing.
And I'll shout at you and hand her out today.
I was in Northern line stream when he was like, uh, he was saying, um, he didn't want to see a bunch of 30 year olds talk about what Pokemon's the hottest.
He was a little too far for him. But then today what do I hear about him, but right thing about seeming retention.
I'm just saying he's no different it's not that different what he am and I
Hi, buddy
Ha ha ha, maybe 49 ha ha ha
All I'm saying, buddy is I saw a little clip clip interview of you saying I'm a good gamer
So
I guess sit back and enjoy the show I saw a little clip to do. It was a high way I don't know if you said this to me on stream or off stream
Maybe I should leak
ah fuck it I'm in a leaky mood I'm in a leaky mood you know what
Ludwig told me about him playing Mario 64
good I tell this was it on stream
I have to see how he reacts
Oh, it was on stream? Oh. He fucking puts on a YouTube video and tells a story. He's not even
playing the game. He types into YouTube, 30-minute run. That's fucking, it's plagiarism.
Also like, I don't know, I just feel like maybe his judgment isn't the best because
why would you?
If you could choose any run, wife, 30 minutes, but that's just a let's play it.
Girls pull him up, mark the player.
Like some of us are out here in the minds like actually grinding Mario.
I mean, I don't want to tell you guys like, I was a bad kid.
Try to tell you a strat on a skip class and not get in trouble or is this something that's
like a bad influence.
I remember in high school, this is an unbelievable strat.
If you're a slacker, this one's on the house.
high school, what I used to do was I used to, for a class, I would just go home, play a game
of counter strike, come back to school, stop by the counselors office, and say, hey, I'm
doing all right, but I just want to check in, have a small talk, and be like, I'm so sorry,
I've been gone from class for a while, can you write me a note? The counselor would write
a note, and say, oh, like, please excuse him, you listen, and then boom, I'll just be
in class. Think about it. Then have to go to like biology once a week.
I'm a teacher. Don't share this advice.
Bring it on. I'm fucking waging war on teachers. They're so overpaid.
Why? Oh, I'll be brave.
Careful, bro, you're legit gonna get canceled?
From what? Teachers?
What do I be banned from the library? Give me a fucking break.
Okay, give it shit.
I already am hooked on phonics.
I don't need this teacher shit.
You know, this looks really bad, but it's actually fun, because it's the same cycle I probably would have thought.
It's also building tons of water, it's not even doing.
Thank you for sending me your splits, man.
Oh.
Literally nothing to worry about, folks.
Also, just FYI, I love teachers.
Seriously.
Can we get a hype change starter this you agree?
What the fuck am I doing?
The nasty a luket off the floor.
Why did I do that?
It's so goofy.
Holy shit, give me a silver medal at the Olympics.
What the fuck?
to
talk about how you made a speech in the day student cry
why why not a story where I you know change some lives or something
I probably have made some shatters cry, so many of you guys are so sensitive.
Me? Like what? What? Because of something I said?
Today I made you cry. Get fucking tougher bro.
I'm crying. I'm a teacher.
Oh, the wall.
I have to kind of half of this is like me remembering where to go.
Dude, I once saw a teacher and line buying like colored pencils and crayons and stuff.
actually so fucking sad like school supplies. I like just inferred that she was a teacher
and I remember it was like a it was a catacosco. Did you pitch in? No, I was but actually buying
a Logitech G super light too. So that was right behind her. But in theory like I liked it I liked
to pretend I would have pitched in, but no, I sadly did not.
Our teachers dealing with AI.
Like one in chat if you're cheating in school right now.
Be honest.
Two in chat if you're 30s.
And you only use chatchip to...
Like...
For...
You know, sending an email?
What is it?
What's the reason of using chatchip to you right now?
Oh, it's...
What's AI going?
Well, what's that how do people use this thing?
For coding
Chat GPT is my girlfriend
Oh, shit, okay. That's pretty fucking sad actually
That's like a fuck I'm gonna sound all the good
There used to be this Ambot called Smarter Child.
And it was just like a robot that you would talk to,
but everybody I know who used to like use Smarter Child
we would just treat it like shit.
We go like, oh fuck yourself, you stupid robot, you.
And then I would say, oh, I really don't like
when you use swears, please try again
with some more polite, less vulgar language.
I can't that's what I think of when people say they have a romantic it like involvement with an AI
It's like how do you?
Clever bot was another one
Squeeze were you the type of guy he bombs you buddy. Yeah, of course
Squeeze which chatbot is her wife
Wait.
She's real!
She's not a chatbot.
Oh my god.
You fucker?
You're the reason I just fell there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
There we go.
First try, first try.
Dude, I was thinking of doing a sub-ethon, where like, if I hit like a hundred thousand subs, I'll do a family reveal.
What do you guys think about that?
I'm not gonna finally fucking start my family vlog content.
Okay, okay open your presence. Look at the camera and act surprised. Again, again,
no you didn't do it correct. That's how we're gonna have to re-rap it. Okay, now smile for the thumbnail.
Oh god.
Yeah.
Ew.
What are we talking about?
Shatbot.
How to get the main family.
What the fuck?
Oh yeah, and that's why I thought the movie her was overrated garbage, thank you.
I for one, I'm on the side of Sophia Copola.
But it was shot so well, Squeaks, do you see their use of orange?