What the fuck I'm still alive?
I ain't dropping any frames.
It just restarted my stream.
Wait, that was on Twitch's side.
No, it fucking cut the vibe.
Wait, how the fuck did that happen?
I dropped zero frames.
two streams in one day baby
we're back to in the chat if you can hear this
weird
do you think God it cut out I was a I was admitting something crazy
I think God, wait, maybe Twitch pulled the plug on me due to what I was saying.
Okay, we're good.
What was the last thing you heard me say?
Hur is overrated?
,
I'm about you hate teachers
Oh yeah, her is overrated.
Um, anyway.
Sweet, she thinks Timothy Shalemason
went white boy up in the year.
What been so much fun?
Um, um.
Um.
Mmm.
Timothy Shalemason is like appearing in very like
fancy movies now.
I've noticed. For example, he was in Dune by Denise Villanus. He was in Wonka. He's in Marty Supreme.
He's going to be in Dune too. I see him everywhere.
One of my friends is in the closet of liking the Avengers.
and he lives in New York and he doesn't want to be he doesn't want to admit to his fellow
movie enjoyers that he's excited for his new Avengers that's coming out this next year
and he can't wait to see Robert Downey Jr and go all the whole gang in it you know
he's talking about yourself like hey I don't give a shit about the Avengers you fucking
watch it. Alright before you come into my stream I'm talking about fucking true cinema. Have you even seen Armoli?
Anyway uh so yeah my friend he's like super excited that bringing back even um gosh what's the
the guy's name. Oh, Captain America. God damn it. It sounds awesome. Green
mean. Thanks for the 1000 bits. It's Doons Day on the ATMs. Oh, is this like another
Barbie, Barbie, Barbie, uh,
often,
what?
Barbon Imer.
Doom, plus Doom.
A Barbon Imer.
Take your time, sweetie.
It's not a real thing, sweetx.
Yeah, I know, but it's just fun.
You know, let the people have their fun.
If you really want to find out who's annoying at your dinner table, just say less miserables.
Yeah, we're really excited to go to watch less miserables on Broadway.
And then see how much fucking vocals like flavoring.
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. It's pronounced the Mr. Abal.
I'm sorry, I believe it's pronounced.
Yo, squeaks, I have an interview in 30 minutes.
Should I mention that I watched your speedruns?
In the interview, what are you interviewing for?
You know what, I don't believe you.
I believe you have an interview on 30 match. Prove it.
No lives.
I think you're just making it up.
Oh fuck my stupid mario life
I should have gone for a jump there. Thank you, 202 rats
Do I wish you I just wait simply just wait
I'm finishing this run no matter what unless my stream crashes because I'm not local
recording so it just won't count as a verified PV anyway.
I'm not.
Squeeze you look like the type of guy to monolong on his birthday while everyone's just waiting for a slice of cake.
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
You guys think I'm like some outspoken guy, I'm quiet in real life.
I only talk shit on the internet where I'm safe behind my keyboard.
the
real but so are you right are you guys are walking around like putting at people with receding hairline's going
gold
where's your hair like a set or a no you guys are quiet respectful
oh you're not no you're not
I
don't
I approach you, IRL
yeah, you'd probably be like
ah
the
chipping respect for the
you guys are respectful you talk about
you know some brazen
scary like I you know what I have a hot take I think you get into fights in real life you're a fucking coward
I all you can't control your emotions while you're in a grocery store and someone actually bumps into you
Grow the fuck up and swallow your pride in this, continue on with the day, and then go home, play counter strike, and let fucking lose.
All right, let the rest of us take all of your frustrations out on someone who can't flash you up, cat.
a
week's were you an angry driver
uh...
no
i was a terrible driver but i was angry
out of the move of going.
Why are you talking in the past tense? I don't drive anymore. I actually sold my car
to my insurance agent in the ultimate scam of all time.
fucking ultimate scan the ultimate high-side pool. Well whatever it attacks the
insurance companies on my right guys. I sold him my car because my car was a
2009 Toyota Corolla sports edition and gold. And my transmission was broken and
And my battery was dead, so I took all my insurance guy to help me get out of the garage.
Fuck my stupid strongest life. Why am I talking?
Pro-drow the ultimate brown guy car.
2009 Toyota Coral and Gold, let's fucking do.
That's what she says. She says only us Indians would drive gold cars.
I'm like, I'm, what's that you watching?
Do they last so long?
I know, man.
It was my first fucking car that I bought.
It lasted forever.
Squeeze.
I have therapy in an hour, but don't want to miss you finishing this run.
Oh, well, I'll be done in this running about 49 minutes.
So it's actually perfect timing.
I won't reset.
Watch, oh yeah, also during your therapy session,
you guys can watch my streams together.
I just kicked my girlfriend out of my room to watch your stream, watch together.
On a mod of P.A.Boo, thank you for the prime.
What do you mean?
I guess here's the thing.
It's awkward.
It's awkward, because like what if I'm like, what if I say something actually crazy?
It's like I've yet guys ever showed someone a song and then you're not even
focusing on the song, you're just staring at their face as they listen to
this song, it's a little awkward like I want you to close your eyes, imagine
that guy brings his girlfriend into the room and it's like honey, I've been
watching the streamer, all right, and I want you to give him a shot and then she
sits down, watches the stream, and I'm like, the vaccine!
Hey, is it just me, or do you guys feel like the vaccine might be causing some serious side effects?
Like that's so, that looks so poorly on this young man.
So, there's a lot of trust, it's like you have to trust the streamer you're recommending obviously.
So, okay, fine.
I won't say anything too crazy for the next 30 minutes.
So if you want to bring people in for the next 30 minutes, it'll be fine.
30 minutes, I'll be normal for 30 minutes.
It's not big. Trust me.
What do you thought on Judy Hopps? I don't know who that is.
What is that?
Call Lee am I excited about V-Eventors?
Oh Lee.
Bunny's being multiplying am I right? Oh my gosh. Oh bother can we have some quality control in the chat mods?
good grief
there we go bang
what meals have you been having this week i've been eating the same
I'm gonna say a bad word. The same shit. Every day. The same freaking shit and it sucks ass.
It sucks, sort of an eating sucks. I wake up, have two eggs. Read the news.
All right, then I go on my walks.
Got a cup of coffee.
Make some chicken.
Have some potato, make some broccoli.
Gets make some rice for the day, or the, you know, for two days, I've left over rice.
I know I shouldn't, but whatever.
Then I just mix it all together and eat it.
And it's horrible.
me sad. Like I'm not even kidding me, I think without what really helps me is soup.
Soup is the reason to be alive during the winter, sorry for getting dark. But like without
my split piece soup, what's the fucking point man?
God, that shit is so good. Even when I worked in banking, my co-worker would be like,
you look like you're having a rough day on, let me take you to Panera. We get tomato soup
and grilled cheese. That's what we were getting. And God damn, was it fucking amazing, except
that I had to drink like four jugs of water after because the soup is fucking like disgusting.
Right, but it was so worth it, it would make my days way better.
That's actually really sweet.
Yeah, but, um, my intentions, they miss this girl, my old company used to call herself my work wife.
Is that weird?
But she was married.
Is that weird?
Now I can retrospect that feel weird about it.
Her husband was awesome though.
Squeaks don't worry you were her gay bestie, but I'm straight.
Check again.
I'm straight!
I hit him!
It's 2026, Squeaks. It's okay, dude.
If I was gay, that would be horrible news for my life.
It would be really sad, because also it'd be bad news for me.
and let me tell you why before you spend question marks because I've spent 34 years on the earth and I could have been, you know, with guys, what a waste of my time!
3-4 damn, that feels so bad when someone says that and why don't recognize that.
34 damn what the fuck they're mean damn
What do you mean damn what are you damning at?
Oh, it's because you look younger oh
That's nice
You literally do not know if you are gay because you've never met George Clooney in real life.
You know what?
I don't know if you're telling a joke or not, but I actually think there's some truth to this philosophy.
the
like maybe i have a natural version to
things due to my brain like um maybe i'll meet a man who like i'm super attracted to but i
And as of right now, there's not the case.
It would be someone like George, like I'd be top shelf gay for sure.
Like not any old, you know, not any old fucking guy. I'm talking about the the hottest of the hot, like I'm talking about the hottest of the hot, like I'm talking about George Clooney.
can you answer my snapchat brother you are not snapchatting me right now? I don't have a snapchat
due to the fact that I'm over the age of one 17 or whatever I don't use I'm not snapchatting
You're snapping someone else!
There we go!
It's actually really sad that I have to say this, but if I ever reach out to you on Discord, it's not me.
There's fake squeaks as I know, it's really fucking depressing.
There are fake squeaks is out there who are like asking for crypto.
And also a squeaks that says slurs in Pokemon showdown and apparently League of Legends.
And that is not, I do not say slurs in Pokemon or League, obviously.
the
I don't say I don't say slurs and malign ever. I don't believe I don't you know what I believe in
Love and equality
So we got to reach me to the chat
Oh, Squeeze is it possible to get permaband and real life? Yeah, it's called dying. What?
I have some really bad news and you're not going to like it.
I'm thinking of sacrificing my real life for playing Apogia.
I've tried to stay away.
There's something calling me to it.
I want to go back into my MMO.
Aera.
What is that?
Oh, it's an MMO.
Basically wake up MMO.
Got a sleep.
It's not an ad.
If I bring up like a game or something, you think I'm sponsored?
Not everything I say is an ad.
Oh, but completely unrelated.
I do have an ad coming up next week.
Actually, so...
Good for you.
Don't say good for you.
Don't patronize me.
the
Squeak stop ignoring Instagram wait what do you mean like I should post photos
What's that supposed to mean?
Yes, post photos, I, I don't understand, don't you guys see enough of me?
I, I'm not gonna say what streamer, but here's some drama.
I had a streamer reach out to me, and they were like, hey, why don't you follow anybody
on Instagram besides you see Davis why how do you why did you check that you
fucking weirdo I don't want to see people's like this might come off as
really mean I want to see people's days right like what I want to see that
What is that mean? Wait, maybe I do that. I take it back.
I don't get it.
The Instagram is ads. It's the new Sears catalog.
All right, talk to me.
all right there we go minus a minute not too bad
mine's your grandma's all cat photos yeah but I don't want to see people's
fucking animals I feel like I see that too much too I don't see people's like I'd be
interested in their animal crossing island and stuff like that.
Bro hates joy.
I mean, I've seen some really ugly dogs.
I mean, I'll go walking around. I'll see some really fucking ugly ones. And a lot of times,
They're off leash.
Like their owners are fucking idiot too.
In New York City, in Central Park.
It's insane, it's insane.
Listen, I love dogs, parts, but I don't believe. Dogs should be like
treated like people, or should be in grocery stores, or in the restaurants,
Like it's crazy. We've become way too loosey goosey. I'm gonna sound like crawler toville
It's I don't want that shit
Dogs on a plane should have better vetting for if their service dogs are not but I have a hunch there are a lot of people to travel with their dogs
I just trying to circumvent the service dog
fucking you know
rule
because I've seen some crazy things with dogs on an airplane insane
And it makes people in travel with service dogs. I feel bad for them because then they're like
You know, they have to be lumped in with this group of
absolute foolish owners
I'm gonna get a dog.
I really like to dog myself.
So I'll be getting one.
Personally, and let me tell you all these rules don't exist for my dog because he's mine.
Just FYI.
Yo, Squeaks, do you have that dog in you?
Yeah.
Well, I'm also 34.
So yeah, I would say I've got that definitely got that dog in me
34 damn
Oh no wait sorry I'm actually 33 or wait 937 what how on am I chatters 30 oh shit oh my god
My lives have caught up to me. I'm 30 too. Damn damn
Wait, I'm fucking young. Let's go to the clubs actually
Turn on some turns. Let's actually go fucking. I'm actually ready to go out to the bars
Let's, I'm gonna start tapping my toes. Yeah, the only club is a chess club. Okay, I feel like that's mean.
I don't know what society turned, but I thought we used to make fun of people who played chess because they're nerds.
and
but now like we see them as like
okay on what
which is like some high IQ smart person I'm just a little jealous I guess because I don't know I just
no one sees that about Mario Speedrunners.
Chess people use all their brain power on Chess and have no clue about anything else.
Is that right? There must be a story. What did you like did someone leave you for a chess play?
What in general is ancient man? Are you okay?
What the hell?
That's personal. What you just said is personal.
That guy's bad at chess. No, there must be a story. You must know something here that I don't.
I, uh, whenever I, um, I see TikToks of Magnus Carlson showing up late and winning in chess
and all the comments are so mad. They calm disrespectful. That shit, him showing up late,
that's fucking sick. I think that's so sick. Oh my god. That is so fucking bad at ass.
Actually
Showing up latest disrespect for what did everyone become such squares you're playing a board game, you know
It's okay to shop at all and these running is time who cares? It's fun
you know what's a really fun board game, Stratico. That game should be as big as chess.
That's my fucking game.
Hashtag add. Hashtag add.
Strict ego.
Holy shit. What did squeak start doing speedruns? Please be joking. Please man. Please be kidding.
That's so sad.
the
bro the guy from cobbleman is running Mario
congrats on your first backman I was what
you better be troll like a mottkin egg
to
speaks a you hate your new viewers know I don't I love
uh...
I love everyone equally
where your profile actually says bad well they had an a finally common it's true
cheat. I cheat and counter strike on stream.
Well, looks like my lies have caught up to me.
Your profile is private.
Yeah, I actually recently made a private about what games I played too,
because I've had some fucking freaks.
No way too much. Way too much.
14 days ago you started a game and you never beat it what's wrong with you.
Are you on sub 50 bit of his I'm on world record pace.
just lie guys like people don't know they've got no just riff a little
and the splits I'm using are Dylan Tons I have to input my own splits but I'm
just hoping we get this we just finish around here and beat Dylan
and
weeks i heard you had a collab with a ditty in the past
surely you're not the chatter that i called out a week ago right
surely that's not the chatter
Mods up is large and do a full investigation.
Alright now watch me hit this.
Why did Mario's ass turn around?
Jesus Christ!
Why did he do that?
Paul and it's so perfect otherwise.
I mean, honestly could be worse, not bad, that's still fast cycle.
It's still a world record case.
Squeezer'd you ever play Apogia on stream, but no.
I would never play an animal on stream, but not because like about the viewer experience,
It's just like deeply personal, like it's like sharing my second life with you, you know?
It's like so fucking embarrassing, like you guys would make fun of it, fuck my stupid chunk of his life.
have a way old school Runescape with the moon chord
I've never played Runescape before but sadly I'll have to pass on this wonderful opportunity
What? I have received the Moon Court of Payne's Power and Skate.
Well, there are a couple of months back.
Yo, water play, water kill up!
Oh! I'm never played before, I'm gonna get bullied.
Bro, grew up during the Prime Rune ship years have never played.
I played Tune Town.
time. Also, is it like, is it an insult when someone looks at me and thinks I play
Roomscape? Is this like a, are they trying to like say something? I mean, I'm confused
here. Why did the moon go and think I play a rude skate? What about me? Hmm, I need to think about this.
Exceptionally good orange either. Let's walk and go.
I just played neopets at my library.
because uh, when I carpooled, our carpool would drop us off at the library for all of our moms to pick us up and we used to all of us playing NeoPets.
So whenever I see like NeoPets, I think of books.
Fuck.
Squeeze, let's play animal crossing together. It's not even multiplayer, right? Like
You can visit each other's island and that's it
You're gonna play Habo Hotel, I just play Club Penguin
Wait, what's the one where there's like an overworld at your app Penguin and you have to
uh... no that's not club penguin
i see the chat room one i just forgot what it was called
i never played any of the mini games
wait was it club penguin
and
then how come I don't remember doing like the minigames of that I used to just chat like a fucking free
you
I just remember when like chat roulette was a thing and like instantly it was just completely destroyed by
by penises.
Like, so quick, it was just complete.
Like it was like the idea was like you could talk to a stranger anywhere in the world.
You could say anything you like, like, you know, it's bridging the internet really is a
place for two people to have to put it in.
And then it's just all just people wank in it.
So it's got stuck.
Excuse me, do you actually like reading?
I can suggest a good reading.
No, I don't like reading.
I just read for the cloud.
Like I just like bringing a book bag with me wherever I am.
Just so people think I've like sophisticated.
It's an ugly truth about me.
Like I ordered a new Yorker tote bag
for the social equity of having a new Yorker subscription.
I remember right, I left fucking magazine.
I'm fucking walking around with that shit
nice coffee for something I'm interested oh by the way don't pag at
golds. You're actually not allowed to. These aren't real golds.
You don't know, please note your people are going to get the wrong idea about me. This is not
Impressive
Squeeze talk about the jewelry you buy your life. I don't buy my
Very you my wife on her old what's going on did my wife get a twitch account
Just a few months ago. I was going on a rant about how flowers are so
stupid to buy it for someone because they have no utility. After stream, I go into my family room and my life is like, you know, I heard what you said about flowers.
I got trouble. What the fuck?
It's just nice to have around the house.
So then I bought her Lego flowers. So that's actually a dub.
The deadlock update is out, holy fuck huge news for those who did not get laid in high school.
No fucking way.
Oh, dying for Hita! Thank you for giving yourself to Squeaksa's fist ride.
I'm just gonna go and play Deadlock. I can't say that. What am I playing?
You know, I heard what you said about Deadlock. Yet, at night I hear you playing it.
I don't know why she sounds like that. Hey buddy.
Hey.
Nice, Dan with my guns, flowers are fucking useless dude.
They are useless.
I want things with utility, baby, utility.
Like crypto.
They're just, I'm just telling you, it's so expensive for like four days of like a pleasant thing in the corner of a room.
I just like, I don't know, I want something longer lasting like a painting or a picture or something, you know?
or even you know what how about this a succulent
sadly I got rid of my a lot of my Mario plushies I hate to break it to you guys like this because I know you guys were attached
but um they're gone
a lot of them are gone
I have Yoshi still
but the Yoshi plus she is cute I have Yoshi and Mips
Because um nobody nobody wants a nips clushie nobody knows who that is
But I
I gave my plushies away sadly
There's soap like I don't want to be it looks so ugly
In a house or like in an apartment like I just don't want to put them
I don't want them in a box in a closet like I don't want to
But display plushies, they're awesome.
Keep them for your kids.
You think I'm gonna like force like a Mario,
the Mario sphere on my kids?
Can you imagine that they wanna play Mario?
Yuck.
I'm not gonna allow my kids to play video games
other 16. And no rated M games, I hate you. What about Minecraft? No. But it is sweet.
Like I read all these comments of
Like there's all these minecrafters who are like it's so important for a kid to play Minecraft because it lets their creativity flourish
It's like dude. I remember it those same like genre of child when I was a kid being like
What's that so this creed is important to learn history?
Like come on
Hey, just admit it's just for fun like it's all for fun
No, but dad look they have my bathroom schools like they're actually learning
Yeah, but that's like a fringe case of it
But you're telling me you're learning like the only thing you learn is how to bully 30-year-old streamers
We're not knowing how to craft a bed
in the animal crossing you learn about debt yeah you could also learn about debt by buying a switch to and then
paying five extra dollars to upgrade your animal crossing to this switch to version how about that you don't
You have to load up the game at all.
I learned to English through animal crossing.
Wait, now! Wait, now!
I'll wait, what does that mean?
That's cool, wait, W.
Okay, fine, we can play Minecraft. All right, fine.
I'll only let my kids play Roblox through the predictive modeling. Oh, shit. I have to kill myself.
I got confused because Dylan does...
new...
Sorry, Dylan, I'm sorry, it's true, though.
Dylan, you do fucking newbie, nine...
I don't...
Okay, H.M.C.
I saw an interview at the Roblox CEO where he was like, he was asked point blank if he
believes like there's a space in Roblox for gambling and predictive markets and he didn't
say no. That's crazy. That's insane. It's like, yeah, the market is ever changing.
you know, we just have to move with the times and
draft games are oblocks. You guys can predict who's going to win dressed to impress.
the
one people do anything
for the money cough cough
sweeps
did you just asterisk cough like your roleplay
to
do my hit ups
come on
wait this is actually not a bad run
minus the
Uh, SSL shit, or SSL shit.
Nuzzles you, don't nuzzle, please.
Not interested.
Okay, two more.
I forgot after you that stupid, uh, clip.
I
Fuck
Okay, the real run ender is rainbow ride and KTC
I could actually game over.
Squeeze, what's your first son, huh?
I don't have a first son.
I think I'm too late to have a first son, huh?
Sadly.
Oh, Chester!
Sorry, I'm Chester the beaver.
I was actually assigned one
Or gesture the wolf
What am I help me out
What am I help help I don't remember the picture that was ended in
I just want to be afraid for the cloud
I'm free and name only
Okay, I'll find a bald eagle. Is that what you want to hear? Jesus Christ.
Dude, I have like this nervous half-to-pea energy right now. How did it come so soft?
of
a
no, because mod's perfect timing on that no like actually perfect timing on that right what I was going
for this trick I hear a howell that's crazy what the fuck I'm being sabotaged by all angles oh my god
odd it.
Damn!
Wait, he's that's-
Wait, he-
That character is mine.
Wait, you can play sound still. I don't go crazy. Thank you. I had a drag for the prime.
Oh, by the way, I'm going to stop saying to I'm sorry to report. It hurts my throat.
and
you hate us to be fine
can I can change it can go to
this is this could be
Oh
Fuck
Fucking text book wouldn't an amazing rainbow ride it's not
Such a little thing if you're a sub
All right
I didn't forget to start the splits are wrong.
It's like fuck me for trying to sound excited Jesus Christ I wouldn't join the out.
They say you're not responding I approve I'm just oh dude it snatch out a little thank you
And everyone's like, what are you doing this weird?
Blade!
Take those six months!
Can we get some W's in the chat?
and
welcome to the family
and
just trying to fit in
and
a
the
as well as the input
is the
is my interview mentioned you and they immediately closed the teams
off
well then you're too good for them
to
do it what the fuck how when the run doesn't matter i hit three flippies
shit it's so annoying
why can i hit that in a good run
of
I mean as as long as I die early in that, it's not the end of the world
Like that was fun
But that was fun
I'm getting like tagged in all these Twitter posts of like, um,
gaming groups are like,
quote unquote calling calling me,
fuzly and Ludwig out to like a challenge, like a gaming challenge.
I mean, but they're IRL streamers. I don't understand. I think it can beat me in like
social interactions, probably.
a
day, I'm sorry
the
if the same
time for the
and one of them, I'm too scared what if I lose I have too much on the line
of actually fucking the
I'm not kidding. I'm through fucking embarrassed. I would fucking quit streaming if I lost
It's like what took me down and like Mario or something was like Emily and Sina
They don't actually come in Emily is a legit speed they both speed ran before though people don't know this
Like Sina had a Mario speed running arc
Oh my god.
You did I a rel once, no?
Yeah I did.
I slept for the next.
I have never been more tired in my life.
I am not built for that.
is actually not a bad run at all especially with a TTC death holy and obviously my bitch
is going to be perfect speaks you hitting those blinkers no I don't think I'm going
start vaping this year, but I'm tempted.
Oh, fuck my stupid chud life actually, like it's so stupid, the, I hit too many buttons,
So I can, it doesn't register some of them.
Like, you believe me that I hit A there, don't you?
Yeah.
Alright!
the
fucking pinpoint accurate that's insane
damn
whoooooo
gg Dylan
Thank you, Alec Wrens!
Alright, not bad, I still got it!
First run 53-52.
What's the world record?
Oh, you're about to see it live.
I can go to the bathroom, I'm so fucking sorry.
Just gonna eat two seconds.
And it's all nice to do.
We have special.
Here we go!
Listen to me, darling.
Let's take an audition.
Hey.
Come on.
as I got a new water bottle, but I'm a little shy about it
does it have a straw yes, it does, no it's like a sippy cup, because I talk so much shit about anti water, you know what I mean?
like these water companies make it all these fucking things.
So I'm just warning you.
All right, sometime in the run, this next run,
I'm gonna drink a sip of water,
and you have to promise me you don't make a big deal out of it.
Just make it more and more.
Like, just don't even mention it.
Just,
completely just a regular thing.
It's gonna happen soon in the run.
This is a bit sad.
Let's just get out of the way.
Like, how could anyone take me seriously with us?
Like, how could I improve a point?
You know, I look so fucking stupid you're right.
But if I'm going on a rant about how we should be more such as a nice to people anyway.
Jesus Christ doubles in life and
Jesus Christ200
Jesus Christ 20
Like a magic that is in my fucking peevey. That's so humiliating. I thank God
Squeaks I have a lineest tech tips water bottle. How do you think I feel wait what's wrong with that?
Or wait I'm not up to date
Careful.
Okay, just like, okay, I have a rule starting now.
No mentioning any other streamer.
I don't want to keep up with who's canceled.
I don't want to, I'm not interested.
I don't want to say, oh, yeah, I like that guy.
I don't know what they do.
I'm scared. I'm fucking scared.
Starting now, no other streamers are allowed.
the only acceptable other streamer to mention is
actually nobody I don't know
I don't know
I'm scared I'm really scared I'm really scared
how about you guys just talk about you know talk about the world and each other like
Maybe this could be like the real meeting of the mines and twitch shut. Like who knows maybe we'll learn a thing or two seriously
Like we've got I pissed off teachers earlier like maybe there's some teachers in here
Squeeze can you talk about Epstein
All right, I'm against them. All right, there you have it. That's my X-rays point current events.
Good day. Holy shit. That's why I'm here.
Wait, you guys think he's dead?
Wait, seriously?
We have been reading totally different news.
We have been reading completely different news.
Squeaks, I'm a teacher.
Terrifying.
I know someone who's a college professor that watches this stream.
But like, do you think that discredits?
No, I don't want to be mean.
But if you found out like someone who's going to do a surgery watches Twitch, I guess
Look at the pens who they watch!
One of my friends is a collage professor and he got mad at me because in conversation I referred to him as a lecturer.
What a douchebag, huh? What a fucking douchebag!
That's like when doctors be offended if I call them a nurse, that's like, what's the big deal?
You work in healthcare.
I get called a YouTuber, I don't get offended, basically what I'm trying to say is I'm a doctor.
Seem on, I did it.
I'm a tick talker. Okay, that's way too fucking far. Fuck you bro. Okay, now I get it.
Dodgers should be called doctors. No, you're actually fucking right about that. Now we're crossing a line.
I don't know what happened, but a few months ago people like you should do tick talk dams is like I'm not I'm a shy
I can't imagine recording myself dancing. It's so embarrassing. How do you how do people do it?
I'm not gonna do that. I'm not built for that.
There's traps. Well sometimes I unintentionally do it there's trap because before I go live I'll like eat a sleeve of saltines and then just subconsciously lick my lips.
That was that count. I mean, I am thirsty. I guess I'm I think I'm I'm just misunderstanding what a thirst travel. I guess I'm just a thirsty guy
Me too
Oh
to
the third to four for
the third to four for a lot of
the water
and I wouldn't mind a red get a red
lot of us
No, no, I'm not, I'm playing, I'm live playing.
See?
Bang.
Trust me, trust me, I can tell it's squeaks playing.
Okay, it could be a supplies you sent of a bitch.
What the fuck does that mean? Now I'm feeling offended
Was that this thank you for this sub thing for giving us so excuse me
Wait, why am I so behind
Wait, what
Did I fuck up my split
the
squeeze to use a port red of 40 is that food color like food dye
this reminds me of an allegory called green eggs in the ham
I just think you shouldn't have an opinion on Red Forty unless you could, you'd like really give it a shot.
Yo, squeaks with the 16 stars, my first speed or any tips? Oh, man, do I've got tips?
tips. Tip number one have fun. Tip number two, I have a tutorial on YouTube. Actually,
she points. Don't use my tutorial. It's my biggest regret. Driver fucking trying, all right?
Is that what you want to hear?
Jesus Christ, you've peed me down a bit
of a shell of a man.
But good luck on the run, Buster.
Hope you're, hope to see your name up there one day.
Don't quote, you're gonna watch another video about bomb clip.
But you just like, don't see it.
You don't want the problem is.
No, I don't give a shit.
Don't watch my tutorial video, but the problem with making educational content on YouTube
is that people who are new to the game, who are genuinely ass, who don't have what takes
to play the same game over and over again, they'll watch the tutorial, not be willing to
put in the work, and just blame the resources.
Oh dude, it's not that I'm bad.
It's because the tutorial that I'm using must have not covered...
No!
You've got to fucking get your ass out there and do some runs.
Everyone's bad in the beginning.
The whole point of a tutorial isn't to learn every piece of movement.
It's a get your ass in the game.
have some general guideline, even if it's just routing, where to go.
Like you're not going to watch a YouTube tutorial that's covering a 16-star run and learn how to do a bomb clip.
Hey, it's just not feasible.
You have to watch a whole other thing if you want to do it to learn it.
Anyway, I'm on the side of teachers now, by the way, and I will buy classrooms supplies.
And I will buy classrooms supplies next time, I'm in line.
I
Welcome floor D's I use what he does controller and now I have a controller switcher
Can you believe this?
Look at this
It's a little crusty.
I'm sorry, I've had that in chat.
It's not crusty.
My old controller was crusty.
But it's because of the plastic.
I guess Nintendo didn't think people would be using their controllers this much.
Nintendo and their controllers man.
controllers man they've got some real issues
Thank you Key Joe the Beams
I mean whenever I talk shit about Nintendo though, I think about the shitty one of the shittyest companies of all time
Microsoft
like they literally shipped an Xbox 360 which almost 75% of them got the red ring
like it's crazy that that just happened.
I'm not even kidding, I might become a Linux bro.
Microsoft stock is down right now.
Why is copilot on doing that?
Wait, why?
Do you use Windows 11?
Yeah, yeah, I use Windows 11.
I like it because of Cortana.
You fuck!
God he's game is so frustrating.
if I die here, I die in real life
okay, wait, not bad
I haven't peeveed since you've turned 30.
Fuck is that true?
That's actually so depressing.
That makes it sound so much worse, man.
Holy, I'm watched.
What are we doing playing fucking Minecraft and these silly little games?
Oh my god.
Cessie, thank you for the tier 1.
That's actually depressing.
I'm probably, here's what I will say.
I'm probably the best.
Thirty-plus.
I'm probably top-50, 30-plus-year-olds in the game.
and
time is that impressing
you know back when I was single and I was on dating apps I would
tell on first date that I speed run Mario 64
like a thing that I used to say, like you guys are dying of cringe, but what's the
alternative to beat this honest? Like, what do you want? What do you want from me to lie about
what I've spent my time doing for myself into what I think they want? Like, what are you talking about?
I hate this run.
Yo.
Just say you play video games.
I don't play video games.
This is a play.
Does this look like play?
Look at me.
Look at my face right now.
Look like I'm playing.
I'm sitting there with like a fucking blocks.
I'm working.
I'm just joking.
Yeah.
They give me the brunt. Thank you for the prime. I appreciate it.
Dude, I had this dream. It was like a fantasy, I guess, where I was like at a party and
There was a Nintendo 64
and
and I sit down and I start playing Mario you know it's
certainly equivalent of like seeing a piano and playing like some beautiful song
and then everyone around me started gathering and going oh my god yes squeak squeak squeaks
like while I fucking tear through some of these stages
it's a real fucking dream I had I'm not even joking
it's called streaming IRL that is the saddest jack I'm gonna bread today it's called playing a game with your friends watching bro
that is not that is so fucking sad
You know what you're doing right now?
Wait, you guys are my friends?
Thanks, friend.
Thank you Steve Harvey Oswald for 20.
Thank you for the five months.
What a name.
Thank you Maximus for the Tier 1.
the
I have a chat or his name is JFK one AFK
that's crazy, that's insane, you can't, that's too soon, obviously
red
that's a good name
I mean, whenever I see it convertible, I
think about, this is a little weird to say, but I always think about
that uh you know the tragedy I still think about that those multiple angles
were you you you guys are fucking for formatively question mark in me oh you're
a fend it's been too soon like what are we talking about here but you were just a
second little laughing at JFK going AFK yeah why do you think he's AFK what are you talking
about.
Bang.
Who do you think the shooter was?
Don't add me with these questions.
No, I'm not.
I'm not the guy.
All right.
Hey, hey guy.
playing the Mario. What are your thoughts on that's not me. I don't know. I don't know.
This doesn't have f**k.
Of course it does.
Why is he so defensive?
No, I could never
I'm too much of an empath. I couldn't kill anybody, obviously. I feel so fucking bad, genuinely.
Can you wagon?
You're too much of a pussy.
Yeah, I am too much of a pussy bit kill someone. Yeah, you're right. You got me.
I guess I could kill someone in arc Raiders and not feel bad.
Like you never know, like if you guys have played an RPG, like one act can cause this
domino effect of someone, you know, meaning they're untimely demise.
You've never played an RPG, wow, aren't you guys so fucking cool, huh?
I
Thank you, Lenny
Are you threatening your chat? No, I'm not threatening you
Yo, thank you ENLS for the time gifted
Appreciate it
Daihoo thinks RPGs are real
All right.
Ah.
Foxlist, they saw her bitch.
Give me Emotions Man, you'll be much.
Look at 70V.
I'm not going to play a world of warcraft.
I know there's a new expansion I've never played while before.
Not interested.
Folks.
Sorry to tell ya.
Thank you bro job for the prime.
the
We play fabel
Maybe I always saw fabel as like like a
Middling RPG, but maybe it's because I was a stupid kid
Like kids are so fucking dumb like any of any opinion I had when I was like 13 is probably completely wrong
the
like you know what RPG is like you know why hot
take the worst art popular RPG right now
Hogwarts Legacy. It is one of the most fucking boring
horrible
like it just feels like an asset flip game tonight
I don't know why it's like one of the best selling games ever
You played it I pirated it
So boom
How do you like that?
Saved
You know what I hate though, I'll say okay.
This is an reference like the office.
I don't like this fucking hate train for things that were popular when I was young.
Why is it crazy to watch the office?
The office is cool.
It's funny, man.
Isn't because it was too popular and like,
I like the office.
It is funny, man.
I'm really enjoying it.
No, Bailey, I think friends is absolute slob.
I'm sorry to say I can't stand friends.
I'm so over fucking friends with Ross and Rachel and Ross goes,
Rachel, I hate that I hate that fucking show
Friends walk
I like a show signfeld
But just because you know, they're very well, it's not Jerry
You were the boss on curb even better than side felt even better.
Oh and creamer.
Fuck man, why is it so annoying that people are like, why?
Why would you do that? You so annoying.
Stop laughing, it's not funny.
There's a Polly she was crazy.
There's a Polly she can't really talk about it.
When he was on, um, was it David Letterman show?
I think.
God damn.
He like originated a YouTuber apology.
The first YouTube apology was Michael Richards
Stop laughing. It's not funny
Sorry, I'm like eight is the dopamine knows this reference. I'll be knows it
and
there we go
you know anyone watch the pop-art movie
sorry giggly
It needs to be done.
Silence.
Thalepia, thank you for the fine.
Do I have to show scrubs?
I've never watched runs.
You know what show I started watching but I had to get rid of stop doing what's uh...
uh... the pit
I thought it was so I don't like like watching surgery I've become such a fucking
I've become so sensy
I don't like watching surgery.
It gets me crazy.
But I don't even like watching first person in my action game, like as I get
motion stick. Jesus Christ. What can I watch?
Do you respect surgeons?
Do I respect surgeons?
Yeah, of course I do.
Careful, like, why would I,
what's in there not to respect about it?
I am, though, a little bit on an anti-dentist.
Okay, right now,
because I just got fucking schooled
from my teeth cleaning.
But...
I don't like dentists.
I started to floss.
My teeth are clean.
and
but I just think a lot of it is a total bullshit
and I'm a crackpot the you know go to the dentists obviously
but I just like don't I don't understand dentistry in America because
like I assume everyone has braces
one champion braces
or if you had braces
It's like the most over-fucking
Like charged I remember I went to and
Ortsodonus when I was a kid and they're like you've got to get braces and my mom said no
There's no she's like don't right you grow up and your teeth just little line and I was like oh, but she's right
and
I'm just saying like in other places in the world I feel like nobody ever gets braces.
There's something weird like what is it about you know people in America that has that makes them
at braces more I don't get it.
Money.
the
market
I'm just conspiracy theorists on an eye probably should have got braces on
the
in my head I completely fully fucked. What is wrong with I should go back and get
presents. Oh my god.
Holy shit, this guy is good at Mario, like too good. Hey buddy. I'm gonna check
in 30 minutes to see if you're still here. I'm not gonna threaten you. I just
I mean, I really like having you in chat.
That's what I like to read.
I'm sorry, am I coming onto strong?
No, I mean...
It's like I'm in like a mom and pop store and I hear the ringing of a bell.
Every first-time chat message is a new potential customer.
I
Welcome on in buddy
What are you here for you like the game pledge you want to like use some of the emo child blame around or
A sucker is born every minute. Okay, come on don't my subscribers aren't suckers
of the
all right, I'm out, I tried
a bit should come on less strong
someone for some chat, I need to I need to
practice on how to like be a good
true, I don't want to scare you, but I'll be chill about it
and
it's a bridge grid
and it's a bridge grid
and it's a
the months. I guess the people that stay here are the ones who don't mind being treated poorly.
which is
That's probably not healthy
Oh yeah
no
Thank you VizP and you thank you be a white color for the prime thanks a lot
All right, we'll take that
You might be less nervous if you imagine chat is naked. I'm not nervous. Wait should I be?
I feel like if I was a twitch chatter, I wouldn't feel nervous to like type whatever
I want.
But like technically, you guys are broadcasting these things on an account that's tied to
your email.
You ever think about that?
Like you know how Ashley Madison leaked and a bunch of guys got caught cheating on their
wives?
But there's a twitch leak.
You're gonna have to explain one day.
To your employer, why you were making fun of a Mario speedrunners' hairline?
Thank you, rawware, and then you dunking in it for the sub.
player would join in.
Squeaks, I just followed you.
It's like a badge of honor.
No, I'm not some fucking, I'm not some fucked up guy.
I'm new, your honor.
I haven't participated in any sort of nonsense.
I'm going to play more of Cobblemon. I don't think so.
What the cafe?
I like to leave things on a high.
That is why me and Kai are going to be retiring from Twitch.
We are working on something special together.
Oh, cop, Kai's senat.
Squeaks, you don't have enough money for retiring?
Wait, really?
Wait, what do you mean?
You think I'm checking in for the paycheck?
Wait, you got your my employer.
Oh, hi boss.
the
way to second maybe I am going back to
the common one I just realized
actually I just realized
we're going to do a couple more call
one streams and
let's limit your coffee break to
three first
I need a switch to tea.
You know what I've been doing?
I've been putting protein powder in my coffee.
Haven't lifted a weight in weeks by the way.
So...
But if you drink enough like a muscle milk,
it's got to translate into games, I think.
you have been looking fluffy lately wait didn't hurt wait that's not nice
right
wait fuck fuck right off
oh wait fluffy like a stuffed animal oh wow thanks
of
all thank you
is to me for trying to say
this thing I don't know
if you are trying to be rude to me could you like in
parentheses right rude before your comment
of
which I really don't like being rude to you. Oh wait.
Passes the blunt virtually.
Our our my chatter still stoners.
Do you still have a good coalition of weed smokers in here?
Or have you moved on?
No, I got too anxious now.
Yeah, me too.
But instead of weed coffee.
I've been high for the last two and a half years.
That's bad.
What?
I remember I we had to like give a speech in a high school on a persuasive essay like we
had to write a persuasive speech and I remember there's this guy let's call him Troy
due to that was his name he would go up to the front of the classroom and his whole premise
was weed is not addictive and his argument was he's an expert because he smokes every day
I think actually that's pretty compelling, wait a second, sounds legit.
He's a genius.
I've been smoked weed in the years, should I give it a shot on stream?
Maybe I'll, you know, light, light one up.
No, I don't do that.
I'm actually just getting nervous thinking about it.
You wouldn't know I wouldn't.
I don't know, like I'll see like someone smoking weed and they're like,
funny or I don't get it.
When I say, I don't want to smoke weed socially.
If I was like smoking weed, I don't want to be alone.
In like a room watching TV or something.
I don't want to talk.
When I'm smoking weed, I just try to look like a human being.
The little guy here, I think he for the prime.
Squeeze, I play two mobile games while watching your stream.
Um, that's gotta be bad for your brain.
I've uh, I've stopped watching TV shows in the shower because I'm trying to be more, uh, you know,
I don't want my brain to turn into soup.
So I started now, I listened to music.
Today, I listened to a Yo-Yo Ma.
What do you mean? I win. Okay. Can I, you're gonna not believe me. Is it a sound like a fucking stupid story?
I started watching TV shows in the shower when I was like freshly out of college when I was working 13 hour days in banking
because I didn't have time to keep up with like shows.
So I feel like I left got left behind.
So I'd watch all these shows.
I watch like all of it in the shower through like five second increments.
That's really sad by the way.
But now I can't cut the habit.
I mean, you know, I've five minutes here, five minutes there, but I'd watch everything
so it's hard for me to cut that habit.
So then, now, you know, I don't have to work really, obviously, because I'm a real
job, but now, I still do it.
I still do it.
you
you're phone in the bath I put my phone in the corner
I use my iPhone
you're the mysra'll return to his kingdom
I don't know if you need to
know about all that but uh
Good. I'm glad to see you too. Jesus. I do that too, but Northern Lion Vodz.
That guy is part of the intellectual elite.
Did he hear? Let me tell ya.
I was going to podcast in the shower because I can't be alone with my thoughts. This year
I'm quitting podcasts.
that's my new year's resolution
that's
Thank you
Well mainly because I want to
This is so cringe. I'm so fucking cringe actually because I want some audio bucks
What
What's an audio books?
Sometimes I'll even watch a listen to a twitch stream if I'm particularly interested on my walk puts a big deal
You have to read the Hunger Games prequels, no.
Who do you watch on Twitch?
I don't really watch anybody anymore.
Very occasionally, if I've just been playing Counter-Strike.
is
is to watch a
watch a human
another line
and the lyric
and uh... let away
but the problem with the letters he's on when I'm on
But more.
Come here.
We have to go.
No, woman.
I'm not.
I'm your friend.
I'm not some.
What do you think.
I just crept us on.
When I'm on.
No I'm just kidding.
I'm like I make sure I hit every demographic.
like I'm like fuck man I need to I need to Indian personal watch scroll fuck man I
haven't watched an Indian person today let me see that's how I operate
it on the twitch tv app it's so fucking crazy there's the home page of the twitch
tv app is so fucking funny it's like IRL streams just chatting streams and then there's
a section called legendary women so I turn some of my ways I'm like honey do I'm
We could watch Mario, we could watch Conorfect.
How about, hey, how about tonight?
We put on some legendary woman.
It's crazy.
And then something I realized was for...
There's a section for...
Like, I was categorized under...
Like, empowering...
I
Fuck, I forget
What was I on I was on a someone screenshot of it
AAPI
And they're like, you know what we're gonna highlight South Asian streamers
Which is a nice sentiment, but then you put them on all the categories and it's like counter strike Mario or South Asians
What the fuck
You think people are like flipping, but they're like, I need a good, I need someone brown to watch tonight. It's crazy.
It's like separating us, man. Put me in the counterstrike section.
What the fuck? What the hell?
It's crazy. That's all I got here. Oh wait, double you.
It's like choosing bitter.
You know, I feel like kinda Indian tonight.
That's really funny. What the fuck?
There we go.
I found you on the, they don't have much time left category.
Dude, I am gonna die young.
I know I'm gonna die young and it's gonna be fucking sad to and you're gonna clip this you're gonna quote
It's gonna be re-treated
It's gonna be fucking devastated
Yo, thank you first eight nine for the prime
You're too old to die young
All right, so here's the thing if I pass away, it'll be like learning that you're a hundred-year-old grandma passed away
And we're gonna go like oh, yeah, all right, well
Oh, wait, what a streamer died? Oh, it's squeaks? Oh, yeah. Anyway, are you hungry for lunch?
It was his time. All right, let's do a, let's beat 53 minutes please.
Please
I'm like really tempted to order pizza
But the problem now with ordering pizza is
One I'll go to sleep and I won't stream for two days
But to the benefit is it's pizza, man, come on, man, Jesus!
Think God your lives, I thought I'd have to spend time with my wife.
Bring your wife in here, man. You can spend time!
I spent time together here, but don't, you know, I wonder how many couples have this on right now,
or not even like paying attention to this, like they just, it's just on their TV and they're just doing something else,
or like on their monitor.
The thing to do, I think you put the five gifted.
Like, when I close my eyes, imagine a chatter here, I'm asking you guys what playing
like, Apogia on monitor one.
Or like you're playing, um, bilotro, or ball pits, and this is just odd.
And you have like five tabs open.
And I'm one of five.
Oh animal crossing.
Dude, I was going to stream animal crossing.
But then I looked at the animal crossing section.
And I actually got triggered.
I got pissed off.
Because the top streamers of animal crossing are these fucking treasure island,
which I think ruins the integrity of the game.
These are islands that have every item,
and then they just let people come in
and steal a bunch of shit.
It's so lame.
The scarcity is what makes animal crossing good.
It's like just play the Sims and put Rosebud.
and he's like, wait a second, I don't know.
Danny, no, I thought about you this morning.
Like, I'm sorry, I need to be weird.
But I thought about leaving you a voicemail, a voicemassage.
How about that?
And you didn't?
Well, no, obviously.
I thought of it though. I think that counts. I got the gratification my head as if I did it
But in reality no, but I thought of it
I thought about giving my girlfriend flowers. That's good
Dan Keys leg. Thank you for the 41 months. Thank you
You're almost not a shitty guy
I
Hey guys, let's keep this clean family friendly entertainment. What's wrong with you guys?
Keep it classy folks
Let's not use swears
Love the wig is not live so I guess I have to watch you. Oh good. Hey, I hope you enjoy your stay buddy
Mario 64 speed running, really sit back and enjoy.
You're gonna love it here.
Super freaking Mario.
This is exactly what I'd like to read.
Should we just ask you a question?
Yeah, of course, yeah.
What's your best time?
53, 52.
What's your PB and the Gaulet?
I got to game number nine on my second ever attempt, and I've never even been close since.
I've actually given it up completely.
Because the problem with a gaming content is the more you play, the more your MMR learns
your true skills.
when you're playing a game for the first time, they put you on the games where like, you know,
they're just children playing a game after school, like they're absolute fucking novices,
part of my language. Like I'm playing Fortnite against people who are sitting at the Chinese
restaurant on their cell phones, trying not to have conversations with their parents.
but then the more I play, I'm put up against these fucking nerdy 30-year-olds who
read Star Wars, extended universe books, oh wait.
I
Watch I just put it in the mirror emoji
All right, what what I'm a jok I?
I'm a jock.
I don't do that anymore.
I am a jock.
Wait, how do you guys laughing at that?
You guys know I played for my my uh college like after counter strike matches I go to parties where my letterman jacket and then girls would come up to me and be like oh my god
Squeaks, won't you think I've that flashed out long at perfect timing so your teammates could take a
a plaque control. Oh, swoon. It is really what happened. Oh my god, your mirage play absolutely
phenomenal. I bet this guy thinks coffee is a good date. It isn't a good date.
the
rather people who don't say coffee's a good day
think like
playing co-op starting valley is the best day possible
wait it is the best day possible
who might get it
what do you what do you talk about it that
as most intimate thing you can do it someone
you're like running a life together
a
a day of investors date you guys are just naming places you know I've taken people on a date
okay what's what's the best first date uh... spot twitch hat
what's the best first date spot what do you think
the
like
no be real don't hide behind a layer of irony
someone wrote walking under the moonlight shut the hell up
shut there's a you you disgusting
Like you're trying so hard in this fantasy world.
Be real.
Oh, squeeze the best first dates,
but walking under the moonlight, hold it.
Like, what do you talk about?
Psycho.
An art museum?
Brother, I have waved so much social anxiety
for to go to an art museum.
The whole time I just be looking at a painting
and thinking in my head,
how long do I have to pretend
understand this painting before I can look away. You know what I mean? Let me tell you guys
at an art museum. That's VR. It's to see how long they look at a painting before looking away.
I've got no fucking clue what I'm looking at here.
A rage room. As a first date. What I'm trying to say is there's no right answer
Every couple is unique.
So yeah, I did take a first date to David Buster's.
Alright, and it was, it was all right, actually.
It was an actually a good idea now that I think about it.
But like, I just wanted her to see me, like, I feel like I'm cool playing games.
games. Wait, should I just have a link to my stream when I'm Mario Speedrunning?
One day I go live, I'm like, my hair is combed. I'm wearing a green flannel.
Yeah, no siblings. Uh-huh. So, um, what about what do you do for work?
The one stream I don't mention Zootopia.
Squeeze aren't you married? Yeah, sorry I'm out of the dating pool. Sorry folks.
the
excuse if you're ever taking your wife to David Buster's
yeah not only did I take her to David Buster's
they went to chillies after the time square one
or sorry not chillies red robin wherever I got the bourbon burger
what's it where did you get the bourbon burger any any
Where's him a chat? Outback steakhouse?
Yes, we went to Outback steakhouse.
I don't know Applebee has excused me. And you know what? You know what the most fucked up part is? Applebee's tasted great.
Oh, we had a great time.
And you know what? Fuck it. I was excited to see the Avengers coming out this year. I'm glad they brought back Robert County Jr.
Fuck it. I'm feeling brain.
You know what? Yeah, I don't give a shit that it's not cinema. I just want to see an action movie
And I don't want to see Marty's a brave
I'm just saying no offense to Marvel rivals, but that fucking game would go down the absolute
shitter. No one would play it if they made A24 rivals. I'm not kidding.
It would go so hard.
Name some A24 characters. Willem Dafoe, Mia Goth. Like I can do gets this the same.
Robert Pattinson would be in there. Robert Pattinson would be the spider man.
Those are people? Yeah, further age 24 movies is not a movie. It's watching the it's like
Christopher Nolan. You're watching the stage play of the same few actors rotating and I love it
Yeah, me too. I mean, I recently watched Noes Farad II. I love that fucking movie. Oh
Man, what a great movie that was I like that thing had to like make creative choices
Like if I was making Noes Farad II, I wouldn't give him a voice
You know because I'm too embarrassed, but you hear Noes Farad II talking that movie and he's like
I'm like, hello, I am knows for Ratsu.
But he sounds like a monster.
It's crazy.
They gave him a fucking voice that I character and it was awesome.
I am looking to drink blood.
Like he sounded like that.
It was awesome.
Did he watch the new Frankenstein?
Yeah, yeah, it almost made me an insult.
Yeah, forgets not what's named you to himself for sure, because I was like, I caught myself
riding like a reddit post, Raj like, why the fuck did she fall for him?
I guess his height truly is everything, et cetera, but I thought I caught myself in the
act.
IRL came in, they said tier one.
Thank you, partids for the part.
The mind's here one Kevin Passenger,
if you still have British accent and Robinhood,
I'm gonna have to print something.
That's what I'm saying!
I like these strong creative decisions.
No longer do we have a George Lucas
to create a free dog, man called Chubaka.
We don't have anyone making these decisions anymore.
I'm gonna go.
Now movies are just silent.
Like, dude.
I can't help it.
I think of something me to say about dude and I just have to just...
Blah, just throw it out and not look at the chat for five minutes fucking boring
Sorry, sorry sorry I'm just kidding. If you like it. It's good if you like it. It's good
Fucking dude one geez
So it's just looking at the sunlight
God that's the most annoying thing to say I know I'm sorry
I can't help it. I craft this smile the rage bait was not successful
It is so annoying to say that. No, it's good though. I'm glad people like doing. I actually didn't hate doing it. It helps me fall asleep at night
Turn on fucking turn on doing it's like my ambient
sometimes I wish your stream had a fast forward button
hit a nerve that's so funny we talked about JFK being assassinated nobody was
offended but when I say doon is a boring movie or everyone comes out of the woodwork
what the fuck squeaks how dare you
the
Now, doing is a great time.
Not a movie move.
How do we just close this fucking game and put on some cinema?
What's your favorite movie squeaks probably into the spotter verse?
of
I've been had an experience like that ever. It was so fun. Like everyone in the theater was going, oh, I'm laughing. Something was so real about it. I love it.
I'm not gonna read you, but I really like that.
It's one of my favorite fucking, I'm telling you, jackass and feeders was special.
Aha, when they fall over.
That's like when Twitch shatters say loud equals funny.
It's like, yes, I'm talking about his funny man.
How do you kidding me?
It's true.
I mean, what you're saying is true.
Ha ha, joke equals punchline.
It's like, yeah.
Yeah, joke sometimes at punchlines.
Why are you trying to reduce it?
Anyway, hey, streamer.
Have you ever been to a sub-mobile floor?
Have you ever, uh, do you speak a link above the list?
the
dollar, my fucking shit
Okay, that's how do you remember that still? That was a long time ago.
It doesn't become so fucking old and cranky. I can't watch movies and theaters.
It actually makes me like so mad at the world.
Because there's someone on their phone, someone's talking, there's a kid crying.
It actually gets me so I turn cranky.
I wrote an e-mail to a movie theater about my paddocks beer like I've
become everything I hate it. Can you believe that? I wrote a fucking e-mail.
Jesus Christ. It's so old man. I know. I know.
Wait, after going to the bathroom.
I know!
Press the dark to play!
the
I think he's accurate, thinking part of this ups.
Thanks guys.
Sorry.
I got a handful of goldfish.
Oops.
Oh.
Really?
Extra cheddar?
No.
The goldfish was quite.
I don't know what's going for it, right?
Plastic goldfish?
Whiteshedder goldfish.
Thank you, Norwall, for the 40 months.
This is the run, by the way.
You were here.
wait, they added new champs to Deadlock
oh, they're not out yet
Hmm.
Deadlock is going to be cool in four years.
You think so? Deadlock is fun.
I mean, I just think they need a cater at more to casuals. That's my take.
It's too hard.
But maybe I'm just a big noob.
Like, you know what? I've realized about counter-shrek.
It's way too hard
Like for new players to get into it
Like how is a new player supposed to like pick up CS that's why I think danger zone used to be so good
What about starcraft two for new players?
You see starcraft two has a deep up that
Most games are not to deal with it's
Created by Blizzard
That's a one-off man if only if only if only that's so many good IPs all flesh down the tubes
Either making a starcraft FPS though. I'm interested in
wait twelve nine
fuck
try to have goldfish in my gums
you think the guy intel game and got laid off
you know I haven't seen at intel here and so long
that's that uses job to like go around twitch channels
wait did I ban him? I might have banned them actually
and then I think the reason for ban I said only show up
Uh-oh.
What he know?
The B button doesn't work.
Oh no.
Why is it sticky?
The B button doesn't work.
it wasn't the cool fish
was he dough
what's the button not going in
oh wait here we go hold on
Oh.
Wait, okay, hold on.
What if I just use my one controller?
Oh, this feels so much worse.
Wait, that's so sad.
What's supposed to happen when you hit the B button?
Oh, my God.
Like this.
This.
What do I do?
Wait, I broke what he does controller.
He's gonna kill me.
It's like touch screen now clean it. I have to take off the shell. I don't know how to do it
Do I hit buttons too hard?
Blow in it
I have one of those blowers
I'll I'll message Rojito
for some reason the be button on your controller is like permanently in
it's stuck hopefully I didn't break it hey for some reason is that mean no it is for some reason
them. Tell them about the goal this you a do it. What the fuck do I do? Is it so sad?
I mean I guess I could just use one controller. He live. Thank you. Like I can use my
shit controller but it sucks. The stick sucks. Get some rubbing alcohol and a
Cute it. Yeah, but then I'm gonna look like that guy from Toy Story. You know the one
What's his name? They're one with the Balding guy. No one who cleans the toys. I can't be that guy. Ow. How do you know his name?
His name isn't squeaks. It's ow.
of
no, I'm not being a poor craftsman, it literally, oh my god wait.
Like it's just pressed into hard. It got stuck.
All right, one more run, don't move on.
Be more gentle, I'm trying.
Oh man...
Cyberpunk please. Someone yesterday said get ready for the five hour tutorial left in my ass off.
It's cinema and that fucking scared me. Five hour tutorial. What are we talking about here?
it's only two hours
it's on my list
also like isn't like very graphic like what if I get queasy
what if I got sick
Thank you. I'm not a sock.
There's nudity. Yuck.
P-U.
You could play FBS chess. What is that?
Oh my god. By the way, I can only read a half of chat.
So can you guys like limit your word usage to like three words total to convey a message?
Three words total
Who poopy?
You don't suck. Oh, that's what I'm doing. But that's from slushy
Or slush
Don't you
I got so fucking I like sort of blushing for some reason.
What I why did I all the sudden this mess that up? That's so embarrassing.
I was just so excited someone called me good.
You're a good speedrunner.
Thanks.
my streamer friend said that people are mean to me because they like me so every time someone comes up it comes in here and says you fucking bald
up. Whatever be word to me. I take it as a huge compliment. Well, you're
actually one of the nicest things you could say. You're a bozo. Oh. That's a lie. Alex,
thank you for the ten months. Yo, squeeze out the cut alive since my break-up
Because we always used to watch you, but watching your vodges have helped me so much. Thank you, you're less than three. Thank you, man
I'm sorry to hear about your break up, but let me just say Alex
I hope you're doing well, buddy
Welcome back
All right, one more run
Can you give him five booms boom boom? I'm not gonna do
Dude, I could see that evil in that guy's eyes.
Winners with those two kids.
Where he's like, you're not booming with enough enthusiasm.
I just know, I just know it.
We're going to go again.
We're going to get better booms for the YouTube.
Do you see Agent called you the best player in F-slur?
That's nice. I think agents the best player in care that's very nice thank you I mean also like
Like, obviously, you know how I know we're not real gamers, when people want to be the best gamer, like, what are you even talking about here?
Who wants to be known as the best gamer besides like people who aren't gamers?
You're basically, you're like, I'm winning the biggest loser.
It's what I feel like right now. I'm the biggest fucking loser. That's right.
Do you just call the rest of Epsler role players?
No!
I'm just saying like, I would never call myself like a good gamer.
Or like, I'm the world's best gamer.
I just came because I'm a fucking loser dude.
I don't understand like I'm not trying to be the world's best gamer
I just fucking play games. I don't know what it. I don't know what it's say it
Are you the world's best gamer? No, there's no such thing
are you a gamer sadly
void is the world's best gamer wrong it's actually magnus quarrel
said let's see guys are saying chess isn't a real game go ahead
got no be brave be brave go ahead
Oh, you can't compare chess with any other game. How are we comparing counter strike tomorrow at the rocket league?
What do we talk about?
I remember I talk shit about so many people in the esports when I was like a kid.
We're watching Counter Strike 1.6 on Direct TV, but it was only when we were in Kumaan.
You guys know Kumaan isn't that playing the people do?
But we would be like, yeah, fucking K-sharp, so overrated, I don't need to be studying math.
I just don't know why, I just remember this so far away.
Okay, for those of you don't know,
Cumon is where Asian Indian parents would send their kids after school and it's more school.
It's school too.
school to just dropped
I remember an elementary school a bunch of like the coolest kids would after school go to the secret classroom and it was called
CCD and I was like dude, why can't I go to CCD? So one day I snuck into CCD and I realized
they were learning about the wrath of God. It was religious.
So my ass is sitting through a fucking Christian seminar.
Did he learn something? Yeah, I learned I'm going to hell.
Well, that's what I learned.
Fuck, man.
You had to learn that?
Yeah, I just sat my ass down and listened and, uh, fuck, I'm a sinner, I guess.
Will you stream in hell? No, I didn't join Otsikik.
Sorry, I'm not in Austin, Texas streamer, but
I think we're good now. Oh, by the way, well, he know I broke your controller. I'm so sorry
The B button is pressed in
Maybe my okay I have like
That's it. I have very very long fingers
Like so like when I hit down buttons I've noticed I think I do it with too much force. I need does it be weird about it
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you're so fucking crazy out by that by your just typing random shit
Yeah, that's what you're typing like what are we doing here?
Ready by the way
30 by the way still
Get that open it and reset the rubber and the rubber seat which probably shifted under it damn
I was gonna say the same thing I had a hunch so I'll go ahead and get to that
You know what they say about long fingers, right?
What?
What do they say?
Long fingers means your lesbian?
Why? You guys are like fucking anointing me. I'm not you. I'm not though
You could be I could be
Why not
I don't know I mean I guess I'm closer
to like I guess I'm I mean I like I like women you know you know maybe I
I think Lesbians and I have a lot of comments.
Is that crazy to say?
What?
Hey, Mommy.
Can you come to the house?
That is crazy to say.
That's a Drake lyric.
Oh, shit.
Drake.
What's that guy up to?
Drake.
Drake. Drake! Canadian rapper and singer.
Hold on.
Ah. He's a pedophile.
and
I think all of Drake songs sound
like sad
I don't like the I mean obviously I don't think he's a great guy probably or 100%
But as a music, I'm a Drake Hater.
I'm a Drake Hater.
Like there's no optimism in his music.
You know what I mean? How do I describe it?
Like his music sounds like his voice is the instrument where it's like,
I'm sad. I wish I was glad. Like it's like so like it's like um wilting flower emoji.
He's called a whiting on the beat.
Yeah, you're right.
And I'm sad.
you hate emo music i love emo music dude i've listened to some of the
satis shit ever my right really sad shit when i was growing up and then
they were like complaining about these dark sad topics and meanwhile i'm like
i put myself in the shoes of the musician because my mom is making me do homework
I think I fucking love that music.
Oh my god, my mom's made me do laundry.
Everything sucks.
I don't want to be around.
Like that's, that's what I've listened to.
That's how I would work.
I think I'm going to be a big one.
Me singing on the playground, crying my eyes out.
You know, I went through a phase where I'd wear all black and like gel my hair.
There's a picture of me out there.
I'd wear a black suit to school.
It's like trying to fit in out of where I complete black suit and I'll gel my hair down
I swear to God and then for two year book photos. I wore pukashells
So I went there
Let's just say an identity crisis a little bit
I've lived in many lives
and
the
bank God for bullies wait what
you can't do it that
you can't do that to me you'll be birdie even if it's your one
and
bullying is good no it's not bullying is terrible
It's especially bullying now, like bullying when I was a kid was like, oh my god, we're gonna give you a wedgie.
But bullying now is like, hey, I made an Instagram of your dead dog.
And then every day I'm gonna message you and I'm gonna say, hey, you didn't fill up my food bowl or some shit like that.
It's so fucked up.
It's like, that's some fucking deep psychological damage.
Farron, they have a prime!
I'm a friend, my friend, late to be a video that had an AI, like it was a video of him dancing,
But he made, you know, Connor, I remember what's the app called, Sora?
Let's see, what's the one where you could like, put your face on it?
He made a video of him like dancing, it was like, check this out, oh my gosh, I'm just like that.
That's like it out, that's very interesting.
Thank you, cash money, Elias.
you should find new friends that's how quick you drop a friend
there's a lot about you
I know I dropped friends if I don't have friends.
Yo, one in China if you'd be that guy's friend.
There you go.
There.
I'm sure like tens of people will take one.
I need to hang out with him more before I can commit.
Yeah, that's kind of based.
That's like those bumper stickers that say you are beautiful.
It's like, you don't know who's fucking driving behind you.
Could be the ugliest, you don't think, like, come on.
the
ugliest top left
i refuse to be a friend with a squeeze chatter
dude i completely agree get me someone like i'd be friends with like a
I think of a streamer.
Careful. Oh wait no mentioning other streamers that I just realized. No mentioning.
It's like playing a game of guess who, but it's like guess who is.
I'm scared. I don't know. I'm not up to date. I should have read the news.
I should have read the fucking news man.
You should play more schedule one.
I completely forgot about that game.
That was a good fucking game.
See, but like, I respect that game a lot because it's a great game to put up while you're
watching a movie on monitor, too.
And I don't mean this with disrespect.
mean this with like reverence. It's the same thing that people say, yo,
sweet, I fall asleep to your stream. That is a compliment. That's a joy, that's
great. Now what I don't like to hear is me and my wife, you know, we get a, you know,
I don't want to hear that. But yeah, I'll be like the second monitor, Shri Ram, happy to
to be the second-manor's trailer.
Oh, so you're against love?
Yeah.
Ha ha.
Problem?
Yeah, I'm against love.
and
to shat be like damn this guy has no hair and then in five minutes do you believe in true love
I'm sorry.
Ah, hey buddy, what's going on?
I don't take that.
It's almost like we're all different people.
What?
Let's be real.
It's just one real person or a bunch of fucking viewbox.
I
Like I click that link that was like hey want to be famous please visit www twitch views.ru dot nz dot gg
Well, if you're the one person here, I'm talking directly to you
free let's be in that chatters dot com
that you must are all trained to be a let's get
out
that's
hold on
your mom paid me to be your friend
the
way really
I don't know I don't think my mom would be interested in
my friendships
my your mom pays us to watch your stream
Have you cried recently, Squeeps?
The last time I cried was during undercover bosses.
Because at the end of undercover bosses, the boss was like,
Hey, Charlene, you mentioned that you couldn't get to work
because your car was broken.
I bought you a new Honda CRV.
Wes, I know you've been having this, I'm going to get you this and like I just love that shit.
It made me cry, I got emotional.
You think DJ Clancy is doing an episode of Undercover Bosses that has lasted seven years?
I'm like one day he's going to turn around to be like, you, surprise the whole time I've been a CEO.
Yo, you, you were a great dicholabless.
Unfortunately, you were very mean to me off-camera.
I've been the CEO the entire time.
No, I want to go on that.
I want to go on this podcast.
So I have to be nice.
I have to be nice, so I'm actually.
the
of the
of the mention streamer's
of the
I'm scared.
No mentioning Shivers now.
Except Justin Bieber. I'll mention Justin Bieber. He's my favorite fucking twitch trailer.
You think he's interested in collabing?
and
a thing more games of drama we actually might soon I think we we had talked about a little
us.
Dota.
We just played Dota.
Warcraft 3 mod Dota.
That's actually quite an idea.
That's a really good one.
I'm sorry man, I'm never going to be him.
But I hope you're doing well.
I'm not.
Well.
There they are.
the
Maybe like Mario Spearling is gonna be like the new
Twitch
Hotness
I ain't watched that I gotta go watch
Streamers mentioned
What I'm done about Mario
I'm done about Mario man
And Lucia, they have a tier one.
The cloud is here, so here he comes crawling back.
Sorry, I don't know. I can't mention these rumors now. I'm scared. Okay, I don't.
We're playing a game of guess who here. I'm a little scared, so...
So I hope you don't take this the wrong way. I'm not going to be reading any of your chat messages anymore.
It's not because I'm mad at you.
Oh my god did Snapchat I'll just get mad because someone
I didn't even stand you aided that Ludwig was my top viewer, just a sad, that's what I said.
I actually had your top viewer with the fuck, fuck you, I've watched Squeaks through all
of the boring shit and I get no recognition, I'm a moderator of Squeaks and I believe we
He should be treated like celebrities.
Hi, everybody.
It's not fair.
We control the real, the real media.
We have power, I tell you, we do, I say.
Oh, bye to lad.
Bomb clip, first try.
I just tried something new, in a moment of excitement, I used the phrase Buyah.
In chat, if you felt like that was a good addition to the lexicon of the squeak stream,
too, if you have no opinion, and three, if you feel that was maybe dissatisfactory.
the
black is you wrote one
cloud you wrote four
play by my rules
and
when you finish the run will you go
and
that's not a thing I'm not I just did that one stirring rock a
I don't want that to be a trend it's not cool
it'll
I'll never be a kishata run all the
I'm gonna use that tool.
I'll come here sleep nice.
Okay fine.
Next time I'll give it a real shot.
Let's see if it sticks.
I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it, I just feel your eyes right now, look away.
for a second please. I'm getting I feel a little flush with the face. Just join your stream.
I see this fucking guy screaming squee. What the fuck is going on? Okay, first of all chill out, bro.
All right. Chill the hell out.
Can you try to do a minion impression?
B-d-d-o-b-d-o-panna
I've watched so many YouTube videos is my first time joining the stream live am I a loser?
You're not gonna like my answer, but yes, I'm actually sorry.
Listen, I'm gonna give you the truth.
Yeah, you are a loser.
But welcome.
Welcome to the chat.
You're actually in the company of a lot of very intelligent people.
the
part
all not yes you are
my chatters are
Quick-quitted.
What the fuck happened?
What that happened?
You heard that I grabbed a tool. That's actually pissing me off. I'm gonna say something man.
and
you have gamer rage
a marriage is not just on your mad like I've regular rage
I have you ever bitten a controller? Never.
I've never like put a controller in my mouth.
I have eaten Plato.
I can tell. Wait what do you mean by that?
That's very edgy of you.
You think eating playtile makes me edgy?
Did it tell me that wasn't perfect fucking time now.
That was really good.
Have you lick the switch cartridge?
I have.
Dude, okay, wait, I know it's going to sound like a troll.
If you haven't, you have to.
Can I tell you why?
Because Nintendo coach them in like this horrible taste, because they don't want kids eating
their switch cartridge and choking.
It's really fucked up, you've gotta try it.
It's just plastic. It's not. I've eaten plastic before
They coat it with something so fucking disgusting
Like I've chewed on class lately the top of a water bottle. Come on. I'm not you think I'm some fucking freak like I'm in a zoo
You can feel peanuts that me like what are you talking about? We've never chewed on the top of a water bottle. Come on
Also, according to a couple of health professionals, there's microplastics and everything, so we all eat plastic.
Checkmate.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you stupid?
Oh my god, this game is so laggy.
You're not over. I'll make up the time.
the
last piece of movement there
which
you see like the type of god I have a Velcro wallet
that's cool I don't even I don't think I've ever had a Velcro wallet in my life
I had a Batman wallet up until I started working actually.
I was fucking embarrassed, like it's actually embarrassed, like.
It had like the Batman signal or the bat logo on it.
That's cool, you guys are so fucking fake.
I'll tell you guys that I have like Mario pajamas and you're like, grow up, bro, that's so embarrassing.
But now, squeaks in the past as a Batman wall and you guys like, oh, that's so fucking cool.
Give me a break.
Batman is cool because Robert Pattinson is hot.
Dude, you know, people often compare Robert Pattinson to me.
I
get it a lot I'm not kidding
oh shit with the water's high
Squeeze you to look like a bowling ball. Okay. Why is that? Why did you say that? Why did you say that?
Why did you say that? Why did I read that out loud? Do you fuck me up?
Dude, I don't look like a fucking bowling ball. I look like Robert Pattinson. He says crying.
No, I mean the only way I look like a bowling ball is if I'm surprised.
Other than that, normal fucking die.
And you need tree for gifting a sub!
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what am I doing?
Oh elevator okay Jesus I did the stars out of order it's fucking with me
Squeaks I bet you have a one of those freakishly long tongues I'm not falling for it where I still got my tongue on stream again
Squeaks of the past would be like no I don't
Oh my god, I don't want to see
But okay well
Can we focus on the game do we have any gameplay related questions?
the
of
all my
of
one of the school and I literally am still better now
Why do you lie in your title? It's called show business, baby
Or are you calling my boy, buddy? Letty not the world's best gamer like give me a fucking break
Welcome to the biz
It's all clickbait and
Forgotten promises
I'm gonna go.
There we go.
W adjustment.
I need to work on this.
I don't know where I'm at that.
Any CS tonight, Squeaks? Yes.
I'll play CS after this run.
We're going to back to the basics.
Counter strike and Mario.
The way God's intended.
I'm not allowing myself to play Animal Cross until I clean my house.
What in? Thank you for the tier one.
Dude, I bought one of those shitty robot vacuum cleaners.
These things fucking suck.
Stupid fucking robot. Holy shit.
I'll send it into a room.
Or it to clean up the floor.
It takes up nothing.
just a vacuum your shelf little bro
Hahahaha be real
I got this fucking robot it's supposed to clean up my root my floor
Oh my god. See like my Z button was swallowed there
Go in the pipe
I
My streamer is so out of touch. That's right folks. I've got a room, but
That's right folks.
Try to say
What did you name it? Dude that's so funny. I actually told my friends about the room and the first question they said is what are you gonna name it?
Why would I name an inanimate vacuum cleaner?
It's my fucking machine, it's what it is.
We really aggressive as this thing.
Put Google E-Is on it, I don't want to get attached to a robot.
I mean, I do sometimes call it R2D2,
but that's because I want to be in Star Wars.
Oh yeah, great game, Miyamoto, actually a fucking classic.
Really good stuff, really good stuff. You've done it again.
Wait, what's your name at?
Hey, many ideas?
Or two?
I thought our two was a cute name.
the
here he goes with that nerd shit
by the way number one squeaks viewer
the most hours watched of this channel just said that like what do you that's got to be the most fucking that's so
no that's cool
that was unimbearing saying it's actually cool you know how stupid it would be to say that to my number one watch like
You got to be kidding me. That's really fucking cool.
Has streaming gotten mainstream enough for people to be like publicly. Yeah, I watched twitch.
Like our people like at the water cooler being like
I'm so glad I don't need it to that streamer. We hit our sub goal and stuff.
or not.
What?
My students think watching Twitch's cringe?
Yeah, okay, so I've been on TikTok and I get suggested this streamer.
And he's like, I'm sorry, this TikTok, or I should say.
And he's like, why would anyone watch Twitch live?
Why would you not just watch Clips after?
Wait, why are you guys saying this?
I think it's like watching NASCAR live, you know what I mean? It's like, it's like you never
No, is am I gonna say something crazy where you know something insane like you never know
In a vod if it's uploaded like okay, he uploaded a bond nothing crazy happen
I'm maybe bad data saying this actually sorry
Bad data said let's reset. Let's reset mentally. Okay. Sorry sorry
There we go.
Wait, I'm missing a star.
Wait, what the fuck?
What star did I miss?
I think I got red coins. How do you get red coins?
Wait, I can figure it out.
Where's the last one? Where's the last one, bro?
Oh, yeah, here you go.
What the hell are you fucking?
Come to the store, you idiot. Oh my god.
what the fuck was that
okay HMC
is this way
it's hard to remember man
where to go for an hour and a hard it's really hard
the
old which one on guys cutie by here with a lot of
left play
there you go
once you're speed runner of the year
year but it wasn't a very
I'm gonna play League of Legends today. You're gonna say I'm trolling. But I might be
starting League of Legends off stream. It's a slippery slope I know.
They added WASDA controls. I'm intrigued.
Please for the level of God do fentanyl instead.
What?
But I have friends that are playing, and they're like, don't you want to play?
Come on, play, play you're the game.
It's just one game.
What's the big deal? You can be the top lane.
I don't need it.
Oh, I might actually be playing it this year on stream for that tournament.
AT&T's tournament. If I'm invited back.
I was a little bit of, um, I did get into some drama, however.
Due to my sour attitude.
I was a bit of a nuisance.
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god.
Can you actually learn toplands so you don't stand under tower?
Hey, how about you learn to stare someone in the eye when they're talking to you?
How about that?
We'll give each other challenges.
Oh, that's I can't. Oh, okay.
This is why I was trying to, part of the thing.
Yo, sentient tree. Thank you for the prime.
Is it possible for me to pee, B?
I have an exceptional rainbow, oh I died, oh it is, oh my god, I'm actually going to prove to you that it is.
This is.
Oh man.
I stupid shungus life through it after an hour of time.
How on.
stupid
of
late work
speaks are you okay you're so quiet
yet
sometimes i get quiet
just a focus on the game
way and on youtube
This is real life.
There we go.
I just got chills. Wait, really?
I'm gonna fall straight to your stream. Please keep your voice down.
trust me, you don't want to tell me that
I don't know if it's like I have some evil traits about me, but I could never do an ASMR stream
due to like if I was doing ASMR, there'd just be a voice in my head saying, scream
just fucking scream as loud as you can like seven hours into one
why I don't know you're telling me I'm the only one who has that like you guys would just be like
fucking rubbing your nails on water bottles like for seven out you wouldn't have
one thing of like just play the iPhone alarm clock. Come on, you wouldn't have a one thought like that.
Squeaks weren't even a play-sorty value again. Sorry man, I'm taking. Not interested.
the
class two minutes
weeks when you get some delenciages
I feel like I would feel so fucking pathetic
and
like I'm just sitting here with like a huge fucking chain playing Mario
like a lot
that's a thought of that would be so fucking embarrassing
it's too embarrassing
The more slob outfit, dude I'm wearing a sweater. It's not that bad. It's sort of slob outfit. It's a nice sweater. That's cool.
You know what they're saying on TikTok, right? They're saying I low key Hab swag.
have swag.
No, they're not. I know I don't know why so that I just made it up. No one says low key swag.
I just added myself as a millennial.
Don't talk like that on TikTok.
They just put like wilting flower emoji on, that's what they put.
That's like, come on.
Hey, come on.
Yeah, I know how to open those fucking comments.
I know what button to click now.
you are hairline out of you as a millennial
I think that first one of your sentence out of you as a
Gen Z bro.
I can't be mean.
We're not each other's enemies bro.
We're friends, we're friends.
I'm not your enemy.
The real enemy is the boomers.
Stand together.
Be brave.
I kind of want to Nemesis.
I think it'd be fun to like be like
like have an enemy I guess the chat is my
It's not my thing.
It's me, my concert got canceled, so I'm watching you.
Oh my god, I can't bring that sort of energy, that's so much pressure.
What concert?
Like yo yo mar something
Give me the sub
A Kanye concert well then I for sure can't bring that
Okay, oh, then obviously I'm not
May day, come on, not gonna bring that at all.
Also, I heard you don't have to go to a fucking Kanye concert to hear his music.
You just go to a club in Miami.
I
What's wrong missing what star am I missing right now?
Stop the swamp
Did I get this one?
Oh my god, I might be making doing a repeat
I'm missing two stars
of
no, I got this one
oh my god, that's so embarrassing
oh my god, I need a hundred points
fuck my stupid shungus life
and
as I'm so sorry I just got an application as an ad that's going to start in 50 seconds
get everything out right now
50 seconds, you have 50 seconds of freedom.
Oh, I died during 100.
That's right.
Damn.
Squeezey forgot to take my medicine.
So good.
Sure.
Then hey,
take our,
listen to your medical provider, actually.
Sorry.
I bought, hey.
Buddy.
Ask your
I think I nailed that.
Oh wait, was that guy in an ad?
Doctor's squeak sounds like it can fuse stepdad.
I mean, whatever, fuck this run.
My only goal is to gold Bowser 3.
I want to do one more after this.
Just one last one, one final run.
Because I feel like I'm on the precipice of greatness.
like I'm so fuckin' close man
spell that word okay G-R-E-A-T
and E-S-S
that is correct bro Indian people are like the fucking
LeBron James of spelling these don't fuck with me here alright we got a
secret whatsapp group we're sending each other information
you know I got third place in the spelling bee in 2005
they let you win when you were 25
That is...
C'mon!
What is he say gay Bowser?
Why not?
Dude, oh my fucking god, oh my god.
This is the worst!
Wait, I still beat Dillon Tons.
Yeah, at least I still beat Dillon Tons, P.V.
That's good.
Wait, that's really good.
What do you mean not nice?
That's pretty good.
It's a long game Bowser's an actual in-game audio clip.
Dude, you want to hear something really fucking sad?
I was playing this game.
Last time I went through a Mario era and during the file selection someone in chat said,
wait, isn't this that TikTok sound?
Like that self-fuck man.
So did you call him though, and it is great, like just so it is rolling his eyes.
Wait, why don't we do the fun part of this game?
Wait, we've been playing this game for so long, we haven't even done the fun part.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Oh.
Goody by the way.
Anyway, I gotta go.
I have some homework to do.
Biology is pretty hard this semester.
I hope this Johnson gives extra credit before finals.
I'm sorry I've been fucking shugging water.
I'll leave you with this tick-tocks on over back.
Back two seconds.
Thank you.
Did you sit down to pee?
Yes.
Scary!
They were the prime!
No.
Yes?
No.
What would you eat?
So my wife's cooking.
Oh, good one, you make your wife cook for you.
You guys think I'm some fucking sick and evil guy, like something like, no!
Do you ever cook for her?
Yeah! I'm cooking up a PB right now dude.
You!
Ha ha ha ha!
Squeaks, we know you're not cooking anything.
We've seen you play CSGO.
Ah.
Ah!
You mean CS2?
I hate to be this guy.
It's, you mean, you can't really play CSGO anymore.
So therefore your point isn't valid.
Oh there's my final run by the left. Before you say goodbye.
Goodbye Mario and hello Counter Strike. Come in, give me a fucking break here. Obviously I'm gonna...
It's a long day Bowser
Squeeze how you've been listening to Dr. K. No. Wait why? Am I in Stamion Drama? Are we in Drama right now?
the
of
the
There were 10 pink names in a row, you.
Okay, let's add some variety, then.
Careful?
Wait, why?
I can make fun of pink names.
We've got there's so many of them.
Wait, why can't I?
I just have this chatter.
When ever there'd be a pink name first time chatter, someone would at me and say,
at nervous.
What?
No!
That would be great.
Oh, not nervous.
But fuck?
So annoying, it's so embarrassing.
You should be.
Maybe that would be like more cognizant of what I'm saying, like sometimes I don't realize
like for example if I'm talking about like Zootopia too or something like there's people
listening right hey like I'm not that should I should be I should be a little more wary
wait why are you questioning me I just said I was Zootopia too soon amazing movie nothing weird
you know, I saw you in Miami the other night was too scared to say hi. Oh sorry. I was a
little. That was a me. Though I have been looks maxing actually recently like I've been eating vegetables
and um you know maybe I'll start creating again.
and
why are you still need
glasses you blind fuck
you think it's like a 90's rom-com sitcom
from going to take off my glasses and shake my hair and you guys are going to go
it's going to be like slow mo
oh my god this whole time
to
The problem is with speed running, is you have to flee so on and using this plastic fucking
garbage controller that's made for children to navigate such insanely difficult terrain.
New frowny look like a swamp.
Meep! Thank you for the tier one, appreciate it.
You were on your last run like an hour ago.
First time.
is this a wampy stream
truly you don't have wamp and joyers they just want to hear the same fucking music over and over and
want me to sing easily lullaby them to bed
you see the new Darth Maul show that doesn't get out
No, I don't care about Star Wars anymore
Yeah, it's way too woke
No, I'm just kidding. I
I
Not interested in it. I don't know
I mean, I have a hot take. I thought mall should have died in episode one
I don't I don't I don't even like in the clone world they're bringing them back. I just wish characters fucking died
I don't it just feels so
There just bring back the hits I
Don't care
Boba Fett crawled out of the sawer-lack pit, y'all, and like, come on, man.
No, Jeff has any meaning.
My girlfriend has never watched any star wars, so I've been watching them all with her.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me get the straight. You're not watching them with her.
you're watching her face the entire time to make sure she reacts the proper way during every
single scene. That's what you're doing. All right. You're not watching the film at all,
if you did a million times, it's so important. She's paying attention at the critical moments.
And then you probably chime in with a remarks like, oh, you're really going to want to remember him.
Look familiar.
Here's why this seems important.
I realized so much of a fucking loser I am when I was watching a new hope with my wife.
now is like it was the green O scene and I was like oh, really pay attention to who shot first.
I was like, did I, I should know more about the world is what I need to know.
What are we doing?
I rung her dead.
That's fun though, I got 53 so early.
That was good though.
Glubshito!
Swing!
Save your splits, save the layout.
Wish I call the splits.
Dylan-Ton.
Yeah.
We're going for number one.
Dude, if anyone else getting fucking spanned by Lita Fly?
Hey, get, let, look who got ban sheeting. Look who got ban sheeting. Look who got ban sheeting.
Look who got ban sheeting. Look who got ban sheeting.
I don't give a shit. Sorry, I'm not a loser. I need to lower the desk. What the fuck?
to do the gamer gauntlet
about we just play counter strike thoughts
no gauntlet no fluff no
you know silly
whatever just
counter strike
the gamer gauntlet and counter strike is the same thing anyway
Wait, what do you mean by that?
Wait, what do you mean?
Why are you kickability at much that?
What's the funny about that?
I get wins in counter strike.
Otherwise, what are we doing here?
We're wasting our time.
and
every sea stream be like I'm smoking the mallie rush beat and to an apps that's not going to
plus two on this chat
when I'm calling as such is so complex
it's so fucking complex like the human eye can barely comprehend
the
instead of calling strategy call your family but whatever
due to a minute contact with the
with one of them with my
home
home, no way to play a new best heart way
of an overpass
I'm scared.
What made you decide to stream Counter Strike?
It's such a great question.
Thanks for asking.
I ran the analytics.
in my team, we sat down, we discussed the pros, the cons, and at the end of the day, we decided,
this is a positive direction for the shuttle.
I started streaming as a, my stream start as a counter strike.
Stream.
Funny enough.
For some reason when you stop,
I never hit this job, but when I just go, it's easy.
They?
I wonder why that is momentum.
Go for CS, streamer of the year.
You mean FPS gym of the year?
Do you know how shit on I would be?
No, please, for the love of God.
No, no, no, no.
I don't, I'm good.
Bible is sore.
Thanks for the 10 gifted it.
Squeeze, please, I need you and more drama.
I don't want drama.
Okay, but I do.
Speak so much of your favorite Bible verse.
Dude, all of it, I can't decide.
following squeeze for 12 years never got a gifted random self hey no bagging
do you like the home of you like the home of phobic one or two no I'm against that for sure
hello hello how's it new uh premier season today what is it's going good man how about you
a little bit here a little bit of that you want a winning streak or a losing streak
of
okay here we go
one's out mid
he's behind the box
What the hell are you doing here?
What?
Bomb, eh.
One dead, eh?
Bomb down here, amp.
kill this guy
whoa
me so soon be the prime enjoy
I'm scared of the new maps
and
a
yes
I'm just saying that I don't want to be the bad guy here I'm a dead
I
But I lower my place. That's just so embarrassing
Um, I'll get all you
of
Oh fuck, you killed him?
I saw you've got your red from my edge, though.
You're any number one on my heart?
Aww.
But like, that's nice, but I want to be number one in the freaking world.
You know what I mean?
I have the potential.
I'm telling you, put me out there.
I want to be on a major stage.
I had a girlfriend once who called him who said I have a lot of potential. What does that mean?
I'm in a completely said that. I'm over here. What the fuck? Jesus.
Oh, I'm in two. Oh, I'm in two. You had a girlfriend once? Oh, no. I've had girlfriends a couple times.
Don't a brag but yeah.
Did they oh my god.
Did they know they were your girlfriend?
Yes, we think I'm insane.
and
I got a loan at home watching traders next to my Yoshi plushie
Okay, fine, I'll watch another episode with you
That's what you think of me
Who's your traders pick Lisa?
I can't get a drop.
Thank you.
How are they so fast man?
I never need a window.
Two mid
This round is a hundred percent my fault like what am I doing mid?
Stop yelling I love Lisa
But you guys watch traitors
Which do you guys watch twitch and then you watch reality TV?
That's my fault.
I forgot picked mid for no reason.
You stream on twitch and watch RVTV?
Yeah, I do.
I actually do, you're right.
I'm not trying to be judgmental.
I mean, that's what I do.
I'm not coming for you.
It's not going out.
the
loser
cat cat
chair
come on animation here we go
I don't go there.
Oh, the Ampage fuck my stupid chud list.
How much is it here?
Uh, 27.
Ah.
I'm going to play with you.
Sleep.
Sweets by.
Sleep.
think you could be a contestant on love island long time ago what is the Indian matchmaker is it
called Indian matchmaker a long time ago I was contacted by one of the casting agents of the
Indian matchmaker this is like years ago that's not so fucking funny I would just ruin their
fucking rades
8.5. It's crazy. God, dude.
This contest is the same as Squeaks and he is a super Mario 64 speed runner.
Yeah, I can drop one.
Someone want to go.
It would be like I'm like a nerdy gamer.
that's what my character would be I guess I've never watched the show
one be halls sounds like they're going underpass
I'm just hiding banch
I'm not going to rush.
What's the problem with the callers?
Okay, I'm right there.
Policy in finding...
200 but...
I'm staying be.
Could be on that.
All of the Scats for sure in Beeholles.
for sure and be holes.
Onbound.
Upcat.
He got bomb.
Alley's in halls.
I need a close.
We used all peek until he planned.
Nice!
I'm gonna go to the next one.
Hey, Squeezie, do you think I could find my future wife in your chat?
Hinge has been going too well?
Well tell me what your hinge profile is.
Maybe we can all help you.
Like give a picture of you holding up a dead fish or something?
the
mid square
the
of
Oh my god, we're good. Nice. Nice.
Okay, I'm going to drop.
Thank you.
It should have a dating app just for Squeeque viewers. I think this is a terrible idea.
But he think being a squeaks viewer makes you fun them mentally like different. That's horrible
Then like what are you guys gonna talk about?
Oh, I'm either a two top mid one's underpass
Squeaks you can be our third
Oh, no thanks.
Oh.
Think of the drama, like if I made a squeaks dating app, and there's two people who are
a couple, and then you guys break up for some reason, then like, do you guys have to like
switch up when you stop by and watch the stream.
and
seeing their chats is too painful
yeah i'm gonna need out there
i miss you Sarah if you read this
why is that the
problem i've done it
bad mid
I
Connected I connect there
Oh no no no no no
Oh I fucking is those man
I miss you Sydney. All right everyone take a moment to text your X right now go ahead
Go ahead. You clearly need to just get it out of your system
Just send them a hay, what's up or something?
Please let me see the kids, dude, that's so sad!
A lot, mid. I'm gonna go up, cat.
What's that anymore?
Can you flash up cast?
Oh, I overheated.
Bomb is cat.
Ah, I should have just played Black.
I just thought I'd use my momentum.
Speak to my ex's mom text me that she missed me after you got a new girlfriend. Can I tell you something?
I know that's probably feels good. That's actually one of the worst fucking news. That's like really sad for that guy
Like that's so that sucks
To be that guy can you imagine finding out your mom text into your ex?
Like that's really unfortunate
That's a weird family
and
Yeah, one late palace
Pouses hurt
I love not seeing my kids, more time to watch my favorite streamer's squeaks, based
question mark.
All right, finally, T-Sat, I can turn it on.
If my mom's already dating my ex, I'd be like, okay, mom, look at you.
You still got it.
Cause I'm actually chill like that.
I believe you.
Do you guys want to contact B?
Yeah, no.
Let's go.
I'm in the hospital.
Start walking.
I can't, I'm actually, it's so tough.
All right, let's go now.
Go go go.
I'm going to say it in the mark.
I got you right now.
I'm going to go dead.
Nice.
good round
let's slow it down does anyone know Windows smoke?
yeah I think I can get me in stuff.
I'm most like it up though.
Go for it.
It's worth trying.
All right, it's the hit. One was window. I'm gonna smoke off Con. Sorry, connect cat. Let's try to go Con.
There you go, go.
Oh, go!
My fucking god.
Are they all standing connected?
Ugh, angry.
Have you prepared the Super Mario Bros. talking flower yet?
No.
I'm buying because I'm in double.
Isn't that weird that you can see your feet?
It's so crazy.
Oh, no.
Shit.
You want to be palis?
I wanted him to go back to all of them.
Wait, do I buy here, chat?
Yes.
You're low-key, a low-count today.
Today, don't I need a band-aware law cow. There's ain't lunch stream, dude. Fuck the word law cow.
Oh, he pushpoused pushpoused. Oh, nice. Wait there out. They're out. One's palace.
You need to go. They need to go faster. We have one flash.
Oh my god, we win.
one
and
some smoke and I do just
oh, we don't have a constant
one dead lower med
dead lower mid. One more mid. Always connect there. Connect there. Oh my god.
That's right. Good shit. Good save. Does anyone know a cons milk from spawn?
I can't do it for five to quarter. Oh, that's fine. I'll drop you a smoke then. Someone smoke
con and then someone else smoke window. Let's just go up B. Perfect, perfect. I'll drop you a
smoke then. And then can you after you throw the smoke, go and B holes? I'm gonna go
I'll show that again, but let's take a minute.
Yeah, I'll wait to drop you my smoke.
Yeah, we got to go in the ground.
one's up mid and he's flat
any flashes
one's hopping
up down one more cat good trade bring bomb we have to go go up cat
we missed the timing it's so hard I wish I had a friend
I'm coming John we're in.
Come on. Just split.
Well this guy's gonna win it for us.
Yep.
into the
and he wants
I'm on a lost route of my life. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the
Long-riss shooting for tonight forever
Forever I'll be live 24 7 starting now
Don't miss it
I'm streaming till the room stanks.
Ancient.
No, please.
We're going back tomorrow as I beg of you.
I
Why did I say if you were discretionary to buy his advice probably because of the stuff I say
I'm not very friendly
Like what like what the fuck
If you're literally the kindest person I've ever met, yeah because you haven't gotten on my bad side.
Oh I have. Wait, what? Why do we came?
I don't think I'm at the bad boy age and more bad man.
Hello.
Hi.
I can watch me in the solence.
I'm going to come be with it.
I'll go ahead.
I'll come.
Do you want to be main or cap?
I'll play more cap.
Okay.
I don't really care.
I have a mall in front.
I just play it again with it.
So, you have to do it.
Oh no.
Up there.
Hey Rush, palatures.
Come on now, it's coming up with me.
I was referring to how one pound we got.
out sight
up out
up
I
Thank you
Yeah, that guy was so annoying
is a piece of a good
to use your hair if any tips on learning LBLJs
with you compliment me to increase the chance I read your message
well played sir
I don't know how to do LBLJ's myself. So can you tell me I let me know if actually it's hard
One in con
Conner one. I think I'm gonna pass so
I'm on the C men diet, I see men and I eat them, oh shit really?
All right, do you welcome?
I didn't mean for you to say that brother you wrote it in my chat. What do you want from me it
If you don't want me to see it, why would you write it here?
Once taught man
They smoked out window
Good
the
one of the
I'm going to fork out.
One mark is dead right clear.
Wow.
Nice retake.
Dude, my team is good.
Love you.
Love's love's uh
Wow
Thank you
I'm sorry, I like it.
Excuse me, I'm going to see Cock die at Jesus, man. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Can we be normal in the chat, please?
What if someone knew is here and they're judging me?
Emergency tea.
I
Oh my god
Firebox ad that's bomb
I
ran
that
I
should be
you
I
don't know how I killed that guy I ran
I think he rocks.
Cause I'm cheating.
I'm not cheating.
Watch me get back, man.
Dude, that would actually,
Can you imagine what the clip farmers would do?
Oh my god, that'd be pathetic.
I can flash your head.
I can flash your med.
Clashing med?
One more up, Kat.
Kat hurt.
Yeah, they're holding.
One's Kat, like near ladder.
Two, two, Kat.
I got a shot, but this whole run was like that, oh, I'm picking up what they're putting
down.
Can I get a two, two, two, three, four?
Yeah, I can drop.
Two
Mods on Alyssaf would be mean if you got caught cheating in scammers trade
Really they would
to
the
we play more rock and lead in the future of the rocket lead today everything you want I do today
and
the two deadlock
rocket lead
I lead a hamburger on stream fuck it let's get crazy
I'll do a more one close. We're right now
One more mid
A lot, move
Thanks you to
I'm not sure.
We have bomb.
The bomb is the only solution.
bomb.
It's on the room, he says.
He's on.
You shot me some, sitting, sitting, sitting, sitting.
Rums.
Oh, he's in B.
Damn it.
I don't know if I'll cut that.
Nice shot, oh god.
I get up for something.
What'd you see CT?
I thought I saw something cheating on him.
Oh really?
Are you scared to shit out of me?
Did your calls like, yeah, he's B.
I felt it.
Did you know what I dropped?
Oh, I'm excited.
One more top med.
I'm gonna go be sad then.
I've got two hundred and one now it could be boosting
more of a bit
I think they're already one though, they could already be inside for sure, they didn't do anything over it.
Oh triple. I think I like them.
Maybe I shouldn't give up.
I don't go so easily.
Dude, my team is good. My team is actually so fucking good.
Look at them, look at them.
to
top
on the
kid on the
right
to
try
We need to start fighting for cat because they're just getting three minutes. We're not suggesting that they're like
They're like really passive
Just makes it so much easier for them to do everything they need to do
Yeah
No
I'm coming out there right now.
I'm flashing, ready?
one's nice
last guy
Lulee
oh gosh, so smart, now I got CT
this guy's gonna be walking around for so long.
E-Mote farmer? I'm not farming E-Mote. I'm literally just talking. Okay, when I said
cinema that was a little bit of a form. No, no, because let me tell you why. The opponent
is going to be like, oh, he thinks he's smart. He's going to go beat. I'm going to go back
A double back. A ramp. You'll never suspect a thing.
the
good job
thank you i'm barn for the prime
I'm on a CS diet. I see you guys, Jesus on.
I don't know if that's the play.
They didn't even smoke window.
I feel like I got to have been so much more powerful.
you guys think it'd be more appropriate for me for like someone my age to use this crosshair
my crosshair is too small there's a last time you smoked it's probably like
3 years ago.
I've never smoked on stream.
I was drunk on stream twice.
Once was during the wine Lego shit.
The second time I came home from a date in my Portland house and I went live and
How is it? That was a fun stream?
Oh wait, and with Senate and simply
Oh my god, was it that three years ago or I smoked weed on stream what's simply oh my fucking god
I forgot about that dude. That was an insane stream
Yeah, I'm down
That's my grandpa, I'm all here.
Keep the line for a fight.
Wait.
I'm full.
Two there.
I'm gonna.
I'll save you real.
He's dead.
I should have killed a mid guy.
Dude, I remember in that simply stream I smoked weed, but I had to go on my fucking
flight. So I smoked like a ton of weed in the span of 30 minutes. And then the stream ended.
And then I had to go in the airplane. Brother, I had four bags of checks mix. That was insane.
I was so fucked up. I remember just like looking, always
I'm just staring in front of me like not even listening to music. Oh, Jesus
Good fake and a rush. Do you guys want to contact me? Oh, yeah, I'm down
Or we can just all go contact me. Fuck it. I want to do that
Get out of the flash ready.
Well, they're walking so early.
Let's go.
Come in now.
One down.
He's hurt. Nice. Good job.
Nice guys. We got six, seven.
Silence.
Oh.
I'm going to go palace.
Let's see if they push it.
I don't have smoke for your perfect morning, right?
I smoke cat.
I'm going to kill you, don't look.
I'm gonna pass.
Bro.
Underpass?
Thanks.
Fuck.
One's jungle.
One stairs.
One CT and one CT
I watch ramp flag
Let's get the DGCT.
He's inside.
He doesn't have a kid.
Machine jungle?
Machine around.
I'm trying to get a pick on a
You got the
Okay
Telecom!
Thank you for the sub!
Yeah I got it
Something's so calm
I got it
If you don't know I got it, just drop it
Yeah do I do it
Passing me
Passing me to the ground
Passing
We can't miss
one's on palace on ballot
you know
got a window
I'm squeezing a
oh
yeah triple
what a shot by that guy holy fuck
running headshot
fuck man
i went all in on my gambler
dude believe in me
i'm gonna save light by
im gonna do it for a dico fix
some people ask me if i should hit the DMs before i go live on twitch
That's too sweaty. I'm just playing for fun.
Other not taking mid.
Hmm.
One's up cat.
attack on them
is deep on less side
one near stairs, I'll see you in the hole
stairs at
one on triple, I'm sure on it, one cat
cat dead?
one A, one A
one, I'm going to go through this phone
Perfect
two V2
there was sharp edge B here
there's still a B player
one dead soon
I
All right
Louis
Should walk yeah
Yeah, good job, good job
Oh, man
Oh, nice try dude. Did you think of weird?
Oh, it's so sad I thought you're so deep on me. Yeah
Okay, that was gonna save good save. They're meta super weak like there's someone on the window and connect their smoke
We maybe we can do like a slow beast split
Okay, wait
Oh, perfect. Thank you. I'll go be halls
there in that right corner.
Fuck!
Get it right.
So that cast I wouldn't chip on us.
I want out mid and one con.
That's my fault, dude.
I got so fucked. I didn't realize I could go underpours. I should have killed him.
It's all good.
Fuck man!
They play a pretty aggressive defaults.
One's up cat.
I'll call us.
I
Fan
I couldn't connect one shot
Am I gonna lose this game that's so sad?
I thought we were dominating
Yeah, let's go let's go let's go let's go let's do an exploit one palace one team ran three mid-throw
Let's just hit a dude
I get to settle it
to
us like it just a way no I like the mid
and
so
every ready
Rose got Wombs and
I'm going to take a look.
The hawk.
I'm sure.
You're still top frag though?
I don't care, man. I just want to win.
Let's see the same thing I about mid-aggression.
We do like the split.
I don't know, I don't know, can't see that.
I know, can't see that.
I'll go with ramp then.
Okay, one power, one ramp, three common.
I'm gonna go, go.
Where you going? I'll go with ramp then.
I don't know why, but I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I think that might work with smoked car and we just run out and trade him con.
I'm gonna do the same thing. Can you smoke, Khan?
Uh, someone dropped me a smoke for a card, I can smoke it.
Someone dropped him, I'll smoke out.
12, 12, we're going into overtime.
Wow.
I throw the left back.
Let's take it.
I'm Khan.
All right, go ahead.
God.
Just one crab.
I'm calling top, call it.
CT.
What's CT?
One jungle.
CT.
One CT.
One second.
this
is
the
brain
is
the
good job, Jesus, whoo, what a struggle, man.
Hey, green, where's the gun for you?
I'm gonna do it again, seems trash.
Sure.
Can we get one more spot there?
Small, uh, I'm going on.
Here's a smoke.
I don't think I'm going to block.
Hey, farm green.
Myder, amp.
I'm ready, Con.
Two Con, two Con, two Con, stairs.
Fuck, my stupid, chunkest life, we really fell apart from each side.
all my god I've won one premier game out of five
like it's crazy it's actually so sad it's so sad
your T side is garbage umk I think I played fine I think my T side was actually stronger than my CT side
Fuck man. That's so sad. I'm sad. I really wanted to win that one. Invite the God
game or
Nope
Like I feel like that the mid play was so important I was shipped on that way before
Like the way before
I
Didn't like the guy that was like no, we're not doing that. We're going a
That sucks sucks. Why would you say that?
Fuck
Oh, I'm done a band maragin. Honestly
Counter calling because the guy that was late. We should've gone mad. They're so weak man
and
the way we go did a poll run a man in the
Do this, IRL.
This.
Fuck the thought.
I agree.
I'm so glad you said that ancient GG is over.
over.
Fampana, Fampana, Fampana, Fampana, Fampana!
Squeaks do you miss Vine?
I actually don't.
I wasn't like obsessed with vines.
Isn't like TikTok just like the better product,
but it just makes it feel like shit after you use it.
It's heroin.
Hello?
You guys wanna go fast me?
Nope.
Yeah.
Don't offer for me my ego to get blown off
I'd bite P250
Hey
I'm gonna have me too. I want to see if it's good
One more.
I'm using burst.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Why am I using burst?
I'm trolling.
Nice spot.
I sure are.
Thank you ever lasting TVN.
Squeaks, do you miss one? No one knew what a wheel was.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But you think I'm like prehistoric.
I'm a dinosaur.
Yeah, we got a plan.
Let's buy Macton or whatever you want.
I'm gonna kill the school, I am all.
The red team is not...
One more, don't I, don't I?
Use that?
Don't I that?
Do these need to rain us out on that.
Use the kill, me, use the kill, me, use the kill, me, use the kill.
Insight.
I've never played my winter car, it looks too hard.
I don't know card parts and stuff. I'm gonna light-line.
I don't think I've ever had a moon moon chat offer.
That's the perks for both of them.
Okay. Oh, that must be very upsetting.
I'll accept an GTA roleplay. That's true.
to
the
they're mid and there be extremely weak
I've been seen how they play a
let's try to get mid picks I'm going to go from a B side
yes yes I will smoke red room for you perfect
and I think we eventually end up being
we're not we're not smoking red
I'm going to die.
Nice.
One more mid.
Oh my god, this guy's not out!
Why is he not out? We're fighting here!
I'm taking a vow not to shower until Squeak's end is one, I got you, bro.
I'm not out, Squeak's, are you okay with that?
No!
Or, like, wait, I-I-I have your-beeking mid!
Otherwise, that's okay.
I'm sorry.
Did I realize that if someone's on their period, you can't say get well soon.
I think that's really a fun thing.
I learned that today.
I didn't realize.
and
today like I've said get well soon
all right this time I'll get rid of
learn from where Pinterest actually twitch twitch chat
I'm coming out, don't I?
I'm throwing my back.
Too much.
Nice.
Well, bombs going inside.
I just...
One is tight.
One is there enough.
What's coming at?
Oh, show me.
I'm coming out, don't I?
Hey, if dead
Dude, what the shooting feels like way better now. Is this just placebo?
I don't know. I feel like it's something during the update. They change something.
Or I just feel like it's it's way better.
Sir, Foxley, thank you.
It's all in your mind, Squeaks.
postcraft's clarity
postcraft's clarity, bro
hush job
they change the movements you don't need prediction ping or whatever, I've had that offer so long
Good round, it kills mid.
Someone on a smoke for a red room or you got you got it.
I will, I will. I will. I will.
Good pick.
God, how's the new do about hard work of putting themselves in the crosshair for you?
I got to be picked
He's blind. I shouldn't have waited. I know you're so close.
I feel like ops are like one of those weapons that can win a game or can
expect accurately lose a game.
Oh, I'm scared. It's going to be me to cat.
Too short. Too short. On the.
Guys, is it cheating if I queue up with a friend?
Okay, then me, Lomb, Cooper, Donk, Robs, this is the god team.
I forgot, Terric. I'd want some more a little better.
The shade grouper? Cooper? Not me a grouper. Don't get interested. I'd not say me a grouper.
Oh my god.
you are evil
squeaks you are evil
I'm just gonna go any side
yeah, let's go fast after this Molly I'm gonna flash you guys out
ready let's go
good trade
One donut.
Fake and push match here.
and
two down at two down at
one down
both out about his on-bomb
trying so hard, I don't know what else to do
The driver said how much I love plays for matches.
The fucking stupid.
We need an excuse to drop you down.
4,000 points, you get back in the grind and play your game hard.
most of your rank last season
yeah
20
from last season
look at a pretty single time I had to replace the same shit happens
I'm using Fossys 5 in our auto start against 25 pay rate of players that put me in a lot of fucking babies who are like 6K I will wait out or something like that and then I get placed 12K or you know 10K like at half of my room
There we go
3-2-3-2-3-2-3 you guys we're still gonna win this by the way
Rush B.
You know what, let's go A, this guy's just so low A. We take side every time. Easy.
drop 5k on knives but I have more frags on the entire my teammates come by let's go fast
I'm smoking donut one donut good good postplants now
one
I
Nice killed it holy shit
Oh my god, it nice round
Okay, I'm going to fake an A push. You guys go B. Me and Dac.
Just cut noise when you're close to the door and we're going to throw flashes and shit.
to
the
one of
one of one of one of
I'm going to an Indian restaurant, is that anything you recommend?
Yes, chopped to the Indian restaurant, tuck in the napkin into your shirts, take a knife, and the fork.
Go like this and say, give me the spiciest thing on the menu.
I want the true authentic experience please.
If you wouldn't mind
There it is for sure
is it an infinite space here the Mexican food?
ah it depends on annoyingly answered but I would say yes
I mean, my hot take though if Indian food is that or like food in general is that like, I'm not a huge fan of like extremely spicy
Let's go beat together
I think there's a lot of like muchismo of like oh my god you can handle space oh wow that's so awesome
I feel like a lot of space like just masks the taste
I'm gonna hit the roll please.
I feel like my team's giving up.
I don't think I'm gonna die.
Switch my dad always orders Daisy, spicy, at an Indian restaurant. Is that racist? No.
What?
I work 60 hours in suck ass.
Why am I in this fucking lobby?
We can win this!
Keep believing!
You can do it!
I'm telling you!
Same thing last match. I'm gonna go beat there beat there beat
Nice
Insight one
Yeah, I'm pillar in the corner on the left clean
Nice round, let's fucking go. Good shit.
one round is all it takes fun and love with me
possibilities
we got this
one kill is all it takes turn in the times again
are I died mid
one on the side
do it
why why do they stop coming people give up too easy in this game it's not over till the fucking
Squirrel lines as minus elo. You're still in it. We don't know how to play teeth. I never give up
Don't be fucking weak. What's the point of even playing anymore?
Like keep fighting out there. Why you didn't give up? It makes no fucking sense at all
You have a shot the way you lose a hundred percent as you fucking disconnect
It's so annoying
It's rude. It's selfish to give up. It's a team game
It actually pisses me off.
God, I fucking hate that shit.
But you can be bad and try.
But don't fucking be bad and not try.
That's like bad twice.
But I don't get it.
Like if you're bad, then throw grenades and calm, do something here.
Why are you yelling at us? Because I don't want to yell at my teammates it's rude.
one
Why are you guys just gonna lie to people disconnecting?
I feel like we lost this game like six rounds ago
Look man, honestly, I'm gonna shit fucking mood cuz every time every time I do placement
This same thing happens
The same shit
I just I have to do this law fucking law street before I do start winning. I don't know why I'm gonna smoke this guy
I'm not going to do that.
I'm just talking to you.
You should save it for his therapist.
I'm not, I don't, I don't want to respond to this.
Yeah, I just wish we all tried all the time.
I don't know what to say.
I don't put that burden on me.
I'm just trying to win a game.
Have fun.
See, pick up by those.
Everything I say goes to shit.
Listen, just hate it for your fucking therapist, right?
It's responsible.
Take care of your mental health.
mental health.
I feel like I'm, I want to like talk to someone's manager with this.
If you said last week when I came, I had a different person working here.
The experience was a lot better, actually.
Hmm, how long have you been here? Are you me?
I'm gonna plan new this
You need to do a TikTok dance to this song. I don't know how to do a TikTok dance. I can do this
This is weird, is this, are we going virus?
Is this straight up COVID-19?
Or Tuesday, maybe.
Oh, wow.
I've never played the new enubis, and here's my take.
Let's fucking go.
Good shit here, good shit vows.
Change it all, baby.
Let's fucking go.
I play that new map and competitive.
Let's fucking go, dude.
It was the most fun I've ever had.
The jail map was a cold.
and
cut the music
back to reality
pretty being sarcastic. No, I like change, man. Especially map changes. It makes it so much more fun.
It makes it fresh. Clean.
By a long prison as I wish it wasn't a desert map. I wish it was a different biome.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you doing?
Hello.
What's that called?
Oh, no recoil control on you.
Or say revamp does too, ebox, that's the one.
No, I wish they hadn't touched us too.
I want new maps.
and I want them to add a rocket launcher like kill streak and I want like different
like model players like um they have like different abilities.
Dude wait are sand sand dunes like insane I have like nine of them on my old.
Wait I used to buy everyone used to give me sand dunes.
Oh my god, let's fucking go. I'm rich!
I pushed through B
of
other issue of start running live earlier
their name
then I really don't
to
be using c.s.s.s. like a crypto coin scam
pat i have your back 10 by the way it likes me better as an owner
it really is accumulating in value isn't it might have to spend some money to
steam winter sale
wouldn't mind upgrading my cyberpunk to get them liberty
maybe i will
the man one
the coming box
coming box it sounds like
one more mid mid mid
one
what the hell with my player
I'm actually really sad oh yes one be one yes yes yes no
shep take out the bachelors and find someone who wants to play with me
and
doesn't very excited about this next YouTube video
I never say I never talked about YouTube 10 plus hour edited Dark Souls 1-3
edited by Squeakcell 10 plus hour
the
the out at all the way know I want my video to get views
I'm down a smoke.
One outside B.
Nice, Stead.
Let's see when I work or bad, I'm gonna be full soon.
Okay, I'm just gonna play like super safe.
Oh, one in spawn and one B.
I'll get all good.
What in our spawn?
Big flank.
Yeah, close to your orange.
I think that was him.
All these guys are near the map.
Fuck.
It's squeaks just admit to cloud Chasem.
Wait, what do you mean?
I put on the color.
By putting a lot of weekend, my thumb now.
I guess, damn.
Yep.
I feel like the quote unquote twitch cloud, you get it, it's absolutely fucking useless.
the only thing it gets you is when you're in a counter strike game late at night people
feel like I want you that fucking ugly guy who's streaming
what the fuck man why would you say that that's the only thing that I've gotten
that's so rude you tell a man tell him beat him up I'm gonna make a shitless
all these steam profiles that have been mean to me is that TLS you know I don't
care I think the enclantie's got better things to do like a podcast listening
to my grievances.
Why, why, why, why, why.
Bomb down.
A side.
Oh, why are we pushing, man?
I believe they're going to-
Are they going up into sight?
I'm going to check him in.
I'm just...
Looks like he was heading towards A.
the
one of
one of it
of
all right
jay me
the
month
the
dream is alive
were calming.
That's not a mute the enemy team.
Really, I won't regret that.
Mr. Nazbit, thank you for the sub.
the
of
the still holding
what an angle
Crazy he read subs out loud on C.S. Chat did I really I didn't hold down T.T. The Mass whatever
Wait did I really
I was just feel so fucking hard man
I'm asking if they know you
You guys have to think I'm so fucking awkward if you think I'm gonna
I'm a sack of meat here
of
one of the
I'm dead, I'm not watching the camera if you could cross.
I'm dead.
Two men, I think.
Just woke me out too, man
Why is this guy holding you?
I'm just so cringe, I know he's holding it, but I'm so impatient, oh come on, oh my god.
Yeah, me too.
I'm a name, man.
and
and boggle added 64 damage.
3 mid, one's danked.
Nice.
Bomb down.
two hours later
SpongeBob and his friends at the Keenie bottom, I can't wait, I need to wait, wait, wait, eat patience.
Okay, let's get a vibe check.
We're doing great. It's very T side it I've heard.
Yeah. These guys know Molly precepts for the new fucking angles that just got out of this.
Okay, Senator, thank you. It's all good. They're terrible.
One
Two
One
Two
There.
We are going to try to do the back of the building.
We have to take care of them.
Throw them a little back.
one more
nice good run
Jesus man
not bad
The skins in this matter insane. Wait my skins
Man wait no wonder I'm fucking low trust back there. Holy shit. I need some fucking skins
That's embarrassing, no?
That's like having a default fortnight
Mate!
Oh my god, please stay alive. Please stay alive.
I feel like we're not playing sites for some reason.
Oh my fucking god.
Can I get a drop?
I'm ready to go.
Oh, what do you want?
Just now I'm 41 asked please.
Alright, what do you think I am here to money?
Thank you.
I've got to go to the bathroom. Let me know if they swear.
One water.
to
the
I was doing cocaine, that's why I'm still hyper.
Oh sorry, you have an op.
I don't know if they will or should move it.
One door.
Take a what?
I know what I'll cheer me up.
All good, good half. We win this by the way
You guys want to go fast a
Check the fuck up the body already that I'll never give up on my fucking squad
We knew contact if you want
I'm done to go fast though whatever you want we just have to find out where's the C
character plays
Oh, I'm a little kill him, push me, kill him. Okay, now we're dying.
In the smoke.
Oh, I'm a star.
Oh, I'm saving, I'm saving, I'm saving, I'm saving, I'm saving.
Okay we're buying.
Welcome, friend O.
Welcome.
Bomb out.
This is fucking miserable.
Drop, drop, drop, drop.
All once dead.
Man!
I'm not an instrument to I win again.
Any squishy? Better hope you get C on your team then.
and
31 kills his fucking crazy he's got such a good inventory too. I mean he's he's frankly mugging me actually at this point
He's fucking mugging me actually mugging
one
once again at the summer is in i think they're going to walk away from my
My glass will have a timing on him.
My job.
I'm furious as well and say it.
Oh, Ted.
Now we get the freaking ball rolling.
You know what I mean?
We're cranking it slowly but surely.
Now the ball goes rolling down the hill.
I really believe, I actually believe in myself here.
Aggressive mid.
Oh my fucking god!
I got-
Why splash to become he kills all of us?
He's behind you!
KWI!
Why? Oh my god!
Are they all friends? I want to make sure they're friends and they're having fun.
Let's be having fun guys
I hope they're having fun. I hope they're laughing and just having a fucking blast talking in discord
You kind of strike player still have fun. Oh
Lee.
You ain't.
Are they checking me?
I'm going back there.
Oh.
Okay.
I think if we keep that up.
I love watching Squee's play counter trick. He always seems so happy.
Hi. I am happy.
Yippee! Yippee!
I got to be the Newark Mayor.
lock in. I have a feeling I'm seeing through my walls. Oh my god I know where he is. I
don't know what this is. Maybe divine intervention? I actually know where they're
standing. Wait, it's cheating.
Clara, why didn't you use my computer before I went live?
I'm stuck with Cortana, go pilot, bloatware.
get me clear up why you're lying look at that spot holy shits do not open note
pad squeaks. I won't. Buddy. I mean I've never even used no pad. I switched my current events.
Shack Twitter, you're done.
You're done.
Ew, what the fuck was that voice line?
That's round guys
Thank you squeaks or thank you big pop up what should we do in this round?
Where is the C. I play oh, I don't know. I think he goes mid
Okay
Once in a
Connector
He box one mid
Perfect
I'll take it nice good take
the
of
the
all right
a job ground
also positive and flirty with your teammates you guys don't know what a good like what
flirting is like I'm just like nice to someone you guys are going flirt flirt flirt I'm
like yeah I'll drop you flirt flirt flirt will you be with me forever flirt flirt flirt
flirt do you want to be my forever and always like you guys don't understand I
I say this strip to everybody's.
One's a picking man.
Two men.
I'm not gonna go to school. I don't know. He's dead.
E-box hurt hurt. I'm for like 90. I don't know. I'll kill him there. Nice.
I'm kind of on today. You know what I mean? Like Chris clean walks. Wait, you know
e-bombs world? Oh nice, right? But I fucking love the e-bombs world. Put it down. Somebody
guys are fucking old. I remember I would watch on, was it e-bombsworld? But I was
super obsessed with watching stick figures fighting. Like, they said make these episodes
of them. I just love that shit. Something about it was so sick and I'd share with
all my friends, stick that. I love that. And then like the grossest thing you could like
watch back then was like happy tree friends and it was like animals like bleeding. Like this
is perverted. This is disgusting. Oh my god. Now it's like so tame. This is gonna mess me up forever.
one
where do we say live
that mid
all so dark
as an UCS player are you scroll between weapons or a number button you don't want to use your scroll wheel
try to use the number buttons so we'll shoot an accurate, especially when you're in like a tight battle
so make sure you use your numbers and like a bind
All right, GG. We're rich too. I'm we're gonna do a really long streams and I
Shad
97 80 all the losing team by the way fuck my stupid shot life. I don't get it man
I don't get it
I'm losing, but I'm owning. What does it say about me? I need a duo. But here's my
haptic placement duels, don't count. You've got to go in the battle field alone.
Wait, Ray, Fusley, Shate, no, no. They should do it. But I think it's harder for them to
do. That's my take. Anyway, please watch their channel typing OGC because they're disgusting.
I need to clean up this chat, all right. We need to elevate the conversation. You know what,
you know what people are thinking about this? I go, let's talk about something actually smart.
the
game talk about
science math
stock options
okay it's bad that I've lost every game obviously but you know what's good
of
Fuck!
Oh, it's broad
Let's figure it. Go!
Yipi!
This is such an awkward movement on Twitch. Brother you just have to watch your two streamers at most and just ignore everything else. Okay, if you watch anybody else
You're cheating on the stream
The rest of the website does not exist
On my third monitor by the lab. Oh
I don't watch you when you play for the terrorists. Oh by the way, Lud. I'm a diamond
I read your DM in the bathroom. Sorry to make it weird
I just got diamond yesterday.
I'll go eat.
Yeah.
Yes.
All right.
Yes.
One BS, one mid, three.
I need you next Tuesday.
I don't know if I'm free.
I might have to be playing Mario at the time.
you
happy
he's quiet
good call
call
three ramp three ramp
over
on
Good around
Why are you guys looking up?
What?
I can't.
Do we have no moderation?
What the fuck?
Where's supposed to make it classy in here?
is it a key goal? Wait, isn't that like a wait? Like to do like work
out? Where's that a what is that? What is a key goal? Maybe I'm thinking, oh no no
kettlebell.
Well, I just ruined the vibes.
Mark, I always do this.
I'm squeaky, you see?
I'm gonna say some cringe, I like that, and it's not like at the chat.
It's as if I didn't say it.
I'm squeaky, you see?
to
us
there was an ad plan during it to only the real ones got to hear that and by real ones I mean some
strivers or ad block
bill but liquor think of the prime thank you oh it's picks think of the time
It's so embarrassing to buy, though.
Why are they yelling at each other?
One was A-Ramp.
I can flash your mid if you call.
I was dead.
Rotating.
Let's just trade.
trade trade trade trade trade
he's super taxy super taxy they're going to be part of it
oh my god
you know if you're five SD got him
yeah
uh
hey dude look I can do that bad actually
I killed this friend and think to him
and they never knew where I was
still a fuck
tell you about me
you guys are chitchatty huh?
I like it
maybe I can get involved in this next one
uh-um
well as the voice of the twitch affiliate
that's just a hat shot right
that's not me
it's not me
I don't write that
fessional right there
alright that's it
do you know what I'm going to look like?
oh my god
I'll just have you.
I hear one rampage.
Uh oh.
I'm gonna have to be close.
It's a off your stairs.
I just ran through the smoke because he ran through the smoke.
If you ran through the smoke CT, I followed your ass. I was ready to sacrifice it all
No, I know I went through I felt an obligation
Oh, good we won I'm gonna malle a rammed
This smoke can act there.
Peace.
Damn, I could have saved them.
That was a sexy smoke though, wasn't it?
Pretty confident play there.
Get around.
I mean, what's like cooler than I like what do I look cooler playing?
Um, Mario 64 or Counter Strike 2.
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't add runescape runescape's not part of it.
Tulp, sorry.
There up.
Nice job. I don't know how I live that.
You guys are saying you want me to do an old school runescape era,
but that's just me being silent for like seven hours.
Not even looking at the chat once not even feeding you your drops of attention.
and I'm in the dark I know what can
Two A-Ramp.
Spoof fighting.
They missed her CTs now.
One connector.
I'm coming flank, you want to go slow.
I don't want to go to...
I'm so confused. I don't even know they can come, Con.
Who's our mid player?
I don't give a shit with the people say about my op I just know I have it in me to be the team operator I know I have it in me
you've gotta give me a shot
they smoke character
2 mid, nice kills dude.
One of the one I'll be.
He's an exam.
Knocked at.
Nice.
Okay.
All right.
alert though continue to up alert though
can you shot my great
thank you
dead top man
Let's not wonder
I don't know if it's possible to do this.
It's just a little bit too much.
Give me the chair.
I
Is
easy
oh
I was ducking me entire time
up.
Oh, what the fuck is that, damn that.
Ew, ew, ew.
Usher be
Did I just see him underpass
Inside inside
I
TT oh my god, oh my god, are we gonna win this?
Can I get a drop please?
Oh, we're poor as fuck holy shit
Oh, how long is he appropriate amount of time for a handshake?
Two pumps!
I should move the middle window.
I don't know.
It's like...
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not talking about like humps.
It's good good connector.
I'm watching, kind of.
Okay, here we are.
I told you it was me.
No, no, no, you get to get a bite.
I'm all in there.
I don't know.
I don't need to train.
I'll take all the tank.
I thought this guy would be watching my swing.
What the fuck?
Winna Balls, zero bullets!
Oh my fucking god.
That's what I'm trying to do.
What the fuck was that?
That's when the drone
You sold
They're gonna go be again, aren't they?
Mark fucked my stupid chunk of his life.
Mapping, I'll be mid.
No.
Okay, boss.
Boss and abs, come on, boss.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Upcat, insane.
I'll be, I'll be.
Boss, come on.
one more dinked in the house
damn dude I did so much damage
you look like someone with your door to earn my guard
I would you know I'm a crazy old man
or my guard I'm firing my laser or whatever
Let's contact B
Start walking walk in walking walking walking walking walking
I'm so annoying man, I don't know how to do it
One more cat
What the fuck man
Oh, he's in kitchen kitchen with bomb kitchen bomb
You shifting kind of through it brother the strat was contacted
Like the only reason I threw a Molly's because they hurt us
I said we just fall save
I'm going to go a smoke. Just try and get a plan.
I'm gonna make you a plan.
If everyone does a smoke, I'm sorry, I've been brisely in their plan.
I'll smoke CT.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm scared, I'm just gonna smoke.
I'm gonna smoke.
2 Con 1 CT
3
We're gonna lose this. I hate to say that. I hate to say that.
We're going to lose this game.
In some one's mode, Con.
Okay, perfect, I'll drop you a smoke then.
Someone flash.
Okay.
Once cat.
cat dead let's go be now go be go be go be trade me why don't they listen
perfect perfect perfect
the
He's up
Oh no
Nice good around dude what are they doing? They're so bad
They're just all up peeking
That's your
play wait what I read you asked thank you for the prime what rank do you think you are
zero I think this is a zero rank game it's all right it's all good though
close close close close right now this one nice good shit one jungle oh my god oh my god
Like
Last guy stairs you see one radar
Okay, I can't could be gone
Nice job
Can I bet okay
Thank you
All right
Alright, let's play it out of the room, made and beat.
Switch off.
Oh, so cute.
So, I'll get this down.
Watch for the cat.
I think he's a killer.
I don't want that.
That is good.
Okay, I'm gonna have to play this so fucking annoying. I'm sorry, chat. There's just the way it's gonna have to be
Left side window
I'm saving
We can send it a or b
Can we contact b
Yes, thank you, Joe.
Oh, my God.
Oh, they know you're there.
It's over.
Get close.
Yeah, I'm trying to look around.
Look at the fuck am I dealing with you?
I ever bad start running around here, I need.
I running now.
He's a battle.
Dead.
I can close my eyes.
Good job.
Can someone smoke mid and connect there?
And then we're going to split Beast time.
You need to trade the guy up, Kat.
That's for their smokes.
Oh, that's too quick. Perfect. Perfect.
Let's go up, Kat together now. One more connector.
That's that, this is cool.
I'll get all good. I'll get no worries. Just play together somewhere.
Your friends up cat.
One window.
Nice.
That's okay. Unknown.
Oh, he's chasing me.
Oh, I do like me to have it.
How do you do that?
How could you do that to me?
You fucking bitch.
Good job.
I'm gonna do that to you.
Guess what?
Let me buy you for a few more minutes.
Yeah, drop a smoke.
Uh, okay.
Thank you since AutoK.
Yeah.
Same thing, same thing.
Okay, I'm gonna flash for the man.
Good job.
Nice.
Alright, we're just gonna wait now. Fuck it. We got two 8x.
In connector.
All good, good trade. 3v1.
That's guys be player.
It's nice dude you guys.
Good job.
Holy shit, let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Oh my god.
Let's fucking go.
taking mid equals when it's it's so fucking simple.
Do the problem is in these like low rank pugs they'll take mid and they'll get kills and they just won't go anywhere.
So like if there's a smoke connector and there's a smoke window the obvious place like okay let's run up cat.
You know like oh we're gonna go somewhere. They don't flank us. They don't fucking cheat or whatever.
I'm like playing like Starcraft 2 and these are my Zerglings and I'm highlighting an A clicking
That's what I need. Why would I against contacting B? What a successful round that was. It was an ECO as well, you know? I don't understand
I have no idea what you're talking about, okay? I'm going to be able to play Counter Strike before it's a great game it's so funny you've got to play it you have to try
I read a play, play Slop.
Squeezer, can we fold?
God, it recently entered your stuff and I love you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's slow it down here, Buster.
All right, how about a nice to meet you?
I about a good to see you, come on.
No, you know, I love you too, actually.
I'm feeling about you.
Mark's in the chat.
The troll.
Squeeze I only play Guner Games.
Ew!
Watch out that chatter is now going to stab you.
I did not get a new headset.
There's like my really old one. I broke my head such sadly. This is the one I had for like 11 million years
Right where I was aiming baby
What the hell is that?
Hello?
Flip here.
What's up?
Alright, where are you going when you go for a second?
I'm gonna go banana, but we don't have any smoke.
Let's just push it.
Yeah, Molly, you got the Molly.
Biggie Clayton, A4G for something for six months in advance.
That is a deep fucking molly and molly us off
We don't have to take this actually like we have banana concoces Charlie
Back then he's hurt we fucking killed this guy
One second, man another one on the right here
Okay, don't just say it's good.
Nice.
What the fuck's that angle?
wins it. One versus three. He thinks the first he thinks it's a second. Oh,
Jarm can't finish the deal. All the time.
Nice try dude.
What do you mean they didn't listen to me? That listen to me perfectly there.
I'm trying to miss something.
I'm all in car.
is this game up and I control again
and
wait, these guys might be noobs
please be noobs
I want my team to go as so I can bait them and get two free kills and that's where I'm going to do as soon as I hear a footstep.
and
easy
speaks also the political and economic state of the world
Oh my god.
Bye.
Well said. I'm gonna go horse.
Right side mid one.
I'm not talking, man.
Nice.
One's in holes going into pit.
the
of
all
of
What's your current thoughts on the state of the NFL?
Every game is rigged, and it's not rigged, and like an obvious way, it's subtly rigged.
Don Snowmoans, thank you.
At least think of the subs.
Like, like the offensive coach has some money
on polymarket or some shit like that.
Like very subtly.
Like someone, you know, like they're rigging it
in a very subtle way, so they don't get caught.
The referees, some, like something, or some.
right there's so bad on the other team i might do something crazy xbox record this
left side man xbox right my hard drive also why the fuck do I have an xbox
Xbox, return yourself to Best Buy, and let's buy a PlayStation 5, Bloodborne Remake.
The NFL is rigged to keep the games interesting, well then they're not doing a good job.
and
the watch NFL and no fucking opinion of a due to issues more it's a more boring counter strike
says the guy who's only seen boss baby
Oh my god, I mean he's not this guy's not wrong in his place
She's about to get pee three two
You look like boss baby. That's a huge compliment
Hey, um, when we say taxed the billionaires do we include boss baby? I mean he's a CEO after all
I haven't thought that far into this policy
the
tax only boss baby
fuck that capitalist pig you don't want
I'm kind of on board now hold on
tax boss baby
There's a lot of my team of mics. Are they friends?
Like what how do they know they're going up each other? They have no smokes, no flashes
I like it
We're
Why are you guys looking at me?
Why are they peeing that?
I
Why is this section awkward game?
What the fuck?
is what you do you guys have to go man
c.T.
where they all standing there
stage right
Let's go a this round
Oh, no, oh no, no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a good take them. You know, I'll get you you can take banana control early, but then no, we're just gonna go a late round
One's left side mid.
Yeah, they did.
So I soon as it smokes, go away.
I'm gonna smoke left side and flash.
Then we're gonna just pour into A.
Ready?
Flash.
Go up.
Go up go a pause player one site perfect
Nice around one's moto
and
a
And then I control early, I'm going to reset and we're going to plan on going out.
They burn all of their utils so early and they don't even hold banana.
Yeah, I just Molly car and then like clear it together.
I'll make sure they don't push A right.
I'm going to fake a we should go be actually can you take bomb banana oh you know what fuck it
you guys should all go up together go up should all go up if someone has a CT
He's going to be...
Let's go.
Newbox.
He's hurt. One HP. One HP. Nice.
Two V2.
and
this guy's a right idea
one banana
and one CT
last guy banana
very close
Yeah
You're gonna trust when
I'll get unlucky, you need my car.
Watch your halls push, he crossed early.
can I have your smoke noting as horse bush I'm flashing we're going up can you go
Pause. Pause player.
Bit, bit, bit.
Mid Dead. Good job.
I hate that I feel like I have to hold everyone's hand.
same same thing banana you're all drop you
I'm sure like need stack here actually
dead man
I don't I don't they're overpeaking they're overpeaking
nope
all right
the he needs to trade him right now I'm planting
I'm playing with you.
Anana.
I'm sorry with you.
All it was in, I knew it, that's job, good around you guys.
Ooh.
Did he just respond to the big snowstorm about to hit the at West East Coast?
What?
I'm not gonna hit!
GG.
GG, it's over.
This weekend?
Wait, but I've weakened plans.
Watch your halls push.
How's him?
Let's go.
We're pushing in together.
Nice round guys.
Oh, it sends us 2.04.
Please, why'd she as New York City?
I don't know where to live in America.
Where's like a good place? Where do you live?
I like walking around.
And I just like that, there's like some sort of a, I mean it's too expensive.
Living Quebec? Nice.
one
one's first one does
swing him going going
get shit guys
and
you're like a stern father I had listen uh we got we have to live we won't win if we don't
This poor guy is fighting alone and his friends are just
Nice round guys
What a comeback we're good we're gonna win this
the
power
nice girl
I might do all the running am
oh my god
brother
I
placed so painfully slow.
This is so slow.
I get so painfully slow, I can't get over it.
I'm so happy to run in, but I just need people to come with me. I'm playing there.
They're all mid.
Yeah, watch your holes.
Let's fucking go.
Nice hood, germ.
Good shit, dude.
Move to Austin, Texas, and start a podcast.
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
It's terrible idea.
I don't think I have enough to say to have a podcast.
Nobody does squeaks.
Yeah, come on.
It's like I have a question.
If I sort of podcast like how to be different than this.
by what I'm doing right now
apparently part of not qualified to talk about parenting
I got a feeling
Oh my god
that's what I like to fucking see we got bomb good round
would you ever commentate cs2 no that's my brother's job no longners is
longners is my is my bro we're actually brothers my job is to
be a clown and I don't even have a job. It's a fucking jobless. It's unemployment.
Oh, that hurt then, man.
I
Don't understand like
Good shit. I think there's another one in there
and
exactly what I was trying to do
Oh my god, we left the guy alone at B.
I'm going to burn back.
The
So sad so sad so sad so sad. Oh, I've got it
She's just saying empty sentence broken, like a really how's so?
Yo, do you support the British monarchy? No.
I'm going to rotate B just to support
Oh, bomb me, bomb me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
You're coming up there
one
one halls one top mid
I'm gonna be going back to
What the fuck?
Fuck.
How about for you?
Yeah, yeah, we're finished save. No we can win this. Okay, post left. I'm the right now. Okay
I need to read this
and
every time I've seen this new place in a school is constantly losing number one once
I'll think a lot of them are playing CSGO
holy shit it's been so long you do you must be an OG viewer bro I play CSGO like seven years ago
the
yes he has to go on a insane winning streak
if
I was like every game I lost every game
actually so I'm saving
he's so right
Alt
That was bomb I gave it up
I'm almost there.
Do you think I'm?
Yeah.
Great.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Coming.
I'll hit one
I'm gonna say it
of
Jesus
yeah you're getting back then buddy
Vacation
Well, everyone knows I'm anti-vac. I
Don't believe in the backlands recently
He dog whistling need actually you don't turn into the right
I'm just saying a lot of good people got backed and they didn't do anything wrong
So I don't know why they're sad
I
Wait a second I should do a Texas podcast wait you're right
Why that fit right in
Yes, yes, yes, so fucking good
Mid
I'm down, one mid.
That's guy made a minus 60 looks like he's going back towards banana.
I'm looking.
Alright.
Alright, I'm off.
Hey, buy Alpha Brain Force guys.
It can really take your game play to the next level.
If you're not getting kills in Counter Strike, you're really going to want this serum.
the
yes I love this guy's play
he steps one
nice cold guys
wait my team is coming alive bro
I don't even get into this game, like it's not even a mechanical thing, it's just knowing
a lot.
Dude, I'm telling you in the early ranks, it's literally just aiming.
And that's it.
You don't have to know anything, because like when you climb the ranks of any game, things
that you take for granted are just fun to mel, you don't even think about it.
Then it becomes about when you flash, where are you smoking?
Oh, it's he steps. Oh, oh
Oh, stay be stay be
Oh, you see my his post
Great, I'm an
I'm holding your rap, but he could come out boiler.
Hmm.
Just don't know what to do.
I can't believe this.
Yeah, I'm living here.
Yeah, more banana.
all you just watch along
it looks like you didn't even stop now
I'm trying to
I tried to
It took a gamble. I really respect the way the disguise flying
line. I really respect it. Okay, no more hopping. One win is all it takes. Are there
any more good at any players? Yeah, you're looking at them. I can go prolified as
side in
once bottomed it smoked up mid
i'm jumping into pit
the
up, actually dab it. Thank you. If he smoked this off, what I feel like I'm about
to die in a tragic way.
Oh, never mind.
Aim bot on.
It's because you're an MPAT and you felt their POV.
Excuse you, caught up on the drama.
Wait, like you mean the felony, bro?
I mean, yeah, I think we shouldn't use some...
The drama.
I'm gonna do it.
Good job, thanks.
Damn.
Oh.
Okay, not bad.
How did you win that?
I don't know.
Like, we came alive.
Actually came alive somehow.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. That looked like a loss for sure. That was really good. Really, really, really good.
I assume that squeaks have seen all the Marvel rivals drama. Just doesn't want to comment, brother.
I'm going to say something and you're not going to like it. I think I'm above it. You're above it.
Who gives a shit about these people? We don't know. We're not going to talk about,
You don't give a shit about us. I don't care. I hope they all lose money. I get it all. Okay, is that what you want to hear?
I hope I get infinite money out sacrifice. I would sacrifice so many games for infinite money.
Who gives a shit? I don't give a shit. I actually could not care less.
I'm going to see all of marble rivals money. How about that?
Oops. That's how I end this stream.
But, Squeaks, don't you find it disrespectful?
I don't care.
I'm a jackass myself.
Anyway, thanks for watching everybody.
I hope you enjoyed the stream.
I really fucking did Mario and Counter Strike back to the basics.
Let's fucking go tomorrow.
Same time, same thing, baby.
of
old actually no stream tomorrow
that's right I'm thinking Friday and Saturday, I'm spending with my
family
go see you guys on Sunday, right
thanks for watching everybody
sorry I hope you enjoyed the stream, those really fun, I just fucking loved it
if you're new, thanks for the follow
thanks for watching
Basinga.
Big hogs, big kisses.
All right.