oooow.
I'm tired.
So, hello.
Oh, uh.
Bom, bom, bom, bom.
I followed, but I've never seen a stream before.
You're knocking on a miss it, dude.
You're not going to want to miss this one. This is the stream to watch.
Trust me.
Do you have any Valentine's Day plans? Just want to check before I ask anyone else?
Yeah, I do. I'm actually not streaming on Valentine's Day. Sorry to say.
I do have plans to be your bot. Think of it to your one.
Thanks, thank you.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
It's squeak's done with Cobblemon.
Um, maybe not sure.
Thank you, Blut banana.
We'll see.
We will see. Oh, have you guys been playing high guard? Is that any good?
Thank you, Susu Bunny.
I'm gonna move this back a little.
Thank you, neat name.
Wow.
It's very good.
Really?
Well, I was gonna play it, but I saw that they sponsored streamers,
and um well I guess I didn't get a little bit of an invite there.
Summer summer may think of the new prime epic chute paste thank you so much moondar thank you for the
prime.
I must have made a mistake. Oh hey oh thank you for the seven months brand risk Andy they sponsored
This respect I'm just joking. I was supposed to be playing come on come on
Me me
These monster me
Now I'm not pissed game looks uh it game was confusing I like tried to understand it. I didn't know it's like a 3v3
you're supposed to destroy the enemy base
wait so is there worth playing like shine stall it maybe check it out
maybe tomorrow actually it's free nothing is free bro
It's not really free. I don't believe it. I don't believe that it's free. I like the devs though
Like they made a apex right they're good and
Titanfall oh
The numbers here left your PV for each section. I'm new to this. Oh my god. I'll explain it.
Of course. So the number in the parentheses is how many stars per benchmark. So like I will split for
Wombs 9. So if it's a green split, it means I'm ahead of schedule. If it's red, it means I'm slow.
slow slower than my PB and if it's gold it means it's the fastest I've ever done a section
that's how it works but my I lost my real splits so I'm getting a lot more golds and stuff so it should be gold
yeah you're welcome are there so many red splits there's literally not a single red split right now
save it for when there is a red split in like two seconds
But is everyone's playing high-guard today, huh?
Maybe I'd check it out, all right? A lot of people coming in here saying no high-guard?
Ehh, you know what I'm fucking okay, I don't want, I don't want to, I don't want to play it actually.
I'm just not going to play it.
We better see a 51 today, or I unsubed deal.
I think for sure I get a 51. This is the year of gaming
I think this year I get a 49. I get face at level 10. I get champ and rocket league
I actually think
What was last year for you last year was the year of
Having fun
last year was my year you're here please thank you for these 30 months badass
bagel appreciate it thank you jiffy angel hey first time in your stream just
came to say wow I'm excited for some excellent speedrunner you suffered 38 months
I'm ready.
Hello, Squeaks, I'm eating a pudding cup.
Grow up, dude.
Have some fucking on-flavored greek yogurt.
Please.
Putting.
Come on.
Tiffany beans.
They've been there for a month.
That's my comfort food
That's like I've never seen an adult
Ever have like tricks yogurt or go-gur
I say bring it back
I remember the yogurt that would like the lid would have sprinkles so you'd open it put the lid of sprinkles in mix it up
And it's like rainbow that shit just doesn't it's like it doesn't exist anymore
They're so good
They also had cookie crumbs. I've never had that
Wait cookie crumbs and yogurt like you might as well just have candy, right?
That's so stupid. It's so fucking done actually
I just have like a Milky Way at that point a
A candy bar is way better than any yogurt.
How are sprinkles any better?
Don't be like one of those purest.
All right.
Yeah, I know sprinkles don't really have a taste,
but they're fucking fun.
I put that shit on my ice cream.
Shocked with ice cream,
chocolate sprinkles,
chocolate everything, give it to me.
It's like maybe the texture, I don't know.
I have some fuckin' fun.
Sugar on my sugar.
Thirty by the way. Okay.
The only thing that changed in terms of eating sweets
and I was in my thirties is,
now I'm not afraid to fuckin' gorge my face when I'm alone.
Like when you're young and you're like,
oh, that's all I gotta get ice cream together.
Now I'm like, my wife is asleep.
I'm gonna go into the kitchen open the fucking ice cream
and eat the whole thing.
and
sweet crunchy always alone alone right now I've put
it
you move your mouse? Yeah? What do you ask?
Is squeaks not playing high guard because he heard it involves baddies?
Okay, here's my hot take.
From Sony knows nothing. I don't know why respawn does not just make an arena shooter like
Claker straft at with that movement and that shooting. I would play the shit out of that instantly accessible
It could even be like teams
I would play the fuck out of that. I don't like I feel like for a dev team that makes such awesome movement and awesome shooting
Every game of theirs is like
They want you to do literally anything else
to the
cell, so you're going to go to a base plant the bomb
you're going to
have a hunter gathering face
like I just want to kill people
for a bapping said I'm probably gonna try it
and play the shit out of it
See that's like quake man quake or something man something
Sweet what if someone made Mario speed running 1v1
A 16 star client like the one Minecraft is running. I've thought about this and I think it's a great idea
However, I don't know if runners would use it due to it's not on original console
Like my hot take is everybody should make a move to emulator.
That's my take.
Like there needs to be something you can download.
That's just like the speed running client.
Because like if you can customize this game, it's like it's so good.
But the problem is there's always a division between like,
the
people just love original hardware, I mean I like all right I'm playing on an N6 people where
no, that was so fucking stupid
lawsuit incoming
no Nintendo's cool what do you mean?
No, but you'd have like plug in your own wrong.
Like it would be everything but the wrong.
Think about that.
Maybe I make this.
What if I commission someone?
Squeeze, maybe first on chat might not not sure,
but I'm stoked to see you playing Mario 64.
you need to bring back the meta of variety streaming this game
oh I'm doing it for selfish reasons but thanks man
harsh jet thank you leave me thank you
variety streaming this is variety you got to see wants
and uh... shifting sandlands
what else do you need
I think you are a lot more than you think.
Thank you, error on user.
Like what the stream on a laptop, then the laptop on my chest and the heat and weight
of the laptop make it seem like Squeaks is talking to me while sitting on my chest.
You know, things which would have bits.
Nico, there's been 16 months, thank you.
wait Astero wrote a question mark.
Basically Astero what he is saying is that the heat and weight of the laptop makes
it seem like I'm like his personal show.
But where was the confusion there?
all right
yeah all right
he's way heavier than a laptop though
i mean depends on the brand i guess
like i'm not like some MacBook Air i'm like a fucking MacBook Pro with a
fucking fifty ninety in it
and alien with RTX5090 laptop.
Yeah, that's what I'm working with.
Oh, you guys got a discord noteie.
Squeaks, MacBooks are made in China.
But is that actually me?
Oh, my fucking dog does.
I'm Joe, thank you.
for the foggifted thanks man
why is she remote not turn on
wait am i live
sometimes i can imagine you guys doing like a huge joke
Where you just pretend that I'm live like sometimes offline chat moves really fast. I'm actually worried
Because I don't have my twitch open or anything for some reason
Like how would I know that you aren't pre-recorded
You left this stream on last night good. I hope you enjoyed the show then
I left a stream on without knowing because I rated someone and it was really really bad.
I did probably something that'll haunt me forever.
I was picking my nose, watching preso and laughing out loud.
Like actually lap it going.
Haha.
Okay.
I don't know why, and that was still I got.
What, he makes me laugh.
He really makes me laugh.
Then I got a mod messaging me saying, Hey, you're on cam.
I think it was VIP Daniel. I think it was degenerator.
Oh fuck.
Vs and I think thank you.
What? No, I'm strong. Wait, why is that your first message?
Why is that? I think it was like, I was like, I don't know my left.
I don't know if that's the only reason I can do that.
Were you digging for gold?
Everyone picks their nose.
I'm not going to be other.
You guys are acting like you guys are better than me.
Come on.
We all pick our nose.
Get real.
For a fucking second.
That's why fingers are shaped in that way.
Well, I don't know if that's the only reason.
the
it's also like full of the
of the
one of the
one of my body is a lot of a lot of the
And one of my vodgers, and we have turning YouTube comments, and someone commented,
um, I think the vod, I said that I want to be immortal, and this guy commented saying,
Holy shit, Squeaks has no concept of abstractionism, does he not understand that
Adding a finite, uh, having infinite life,
he completely lose if any of the road to who Jesse was citing sources and stuff.
So then I respond and I said, it's great read.
It comes up.
But then he responded and he was like, how fuck dude take what I say seriously,
late, he's got fucking going.
But then I like checked his YouTube channel.
And I swear to God, I promise you, I'm not making this up.
These videos were like top five brain rods.
Part one.
Number one.
Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune.
Number two.
I was like, and I wanted a comment.
I feel like don't you know light is finite?
What are you doing?
You're wasting your time bro!
You don't you clearly don't understand
abstractionism.
You're making these videos!
he isn't wasting his time, it's all AI, which always vibe he's a vibe youtuber
I'm just saying some of my stupidest friends, I've started sounding totally different
your chat GPT. Like something is going on and I don't like it. I really don't like it.
Merchant man, thank you. No cobble on today. No, I'll do cobble
level 1 and 1 second for sure.
I'm just hanging my-
Oh my god, did the Dodgers lose?
Holy fuck dude, that's crazy.
of the blue j's loss of a can we start again
I'm just trying to fit in with you guys like I have fucking people talking to each other about baseball and stuff and I'm like trying to like actually
it's like walking into a workplace conversation and they're like winning time what the fuck are you saying sorry
It's the off season the rope. You know what fuck baseball. I'm glad it's guest less viewers than League of Legends finals or whatever
Same kids. Thank you
I'm gonna shit about that boring ass sport. I'm not gonna pretend
I'm ever watching the LA Dodgers play in real life
And I was so unimpressed like I feel like when
and they're certain baseball players who like,
they don't even look like they're trying when they're running.
Ha ha ha.
Like it's so annoying, like they're just like jogging
to the first base minute, so dumb.
Like I would try every fucking time.
the
Lottery goes in Toronto to watch the Dodgers beat the blue jays in the world series
Oh, he went to Canada
That's good
Squeezing to do a community five, okay?
I don't know, I've only do a community speed run. Think about this.
Or like we can do a 5k and don't know as a donable and then.
Like we could do a community five. Okay, what? What? What? What? What? We did it.
I'm going to play Deadlock tonight, off stream.
I want to see this new game mode.
Deadlock, you, Deadlock rules.
You guys have to get what the times, all right?
Oh, long gone are the days of playing what what gives you play fucking stardoo valiant shit
Please
I want you to do a ram on League of Legends like go with a fucking program here get over Minecraft and play a high tail
Stop playing Skyrim and play kingdom come deliverance to
to
I know you're just sitting there giggling with your fucking it's so it's such a giggle. That's such a giggle fast like it's even comparable
And you sink in
Deadlock is more boring than League. Tim, give me your steam right now. Deadlock is not boring.
I keep forgetting that.
I keep forgetting.
Washing back up.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I hit the storm, man.
Here, ugly bird.
All right.
I can't have that in my P.B.
I can't, I literally can't have that in my P.B.
Like it would be so bad, it would be so embarrassing.
Squeaks, please finish her run.
Your new viewers don't know how this game ends.
New viewers and Mario.
The thriving Mario 64 category.
where everyone in everyone who misses watching kai sanat stream is saying you
know what I'm gonna watch you know what kai is alive in just chatting I'm gonna
watch super Mario 64
and
and you and
and you see 98 for the new plan
and
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, lagging.
Twitch considers Cuckus slur.
Wait, it's a slur to say Cuck.
That's crazy because they wash the sides while they're
busy bucks there fucking be flat more.
So ultimately, it feels like maybe it's a little
fancy topic for them.
What? No, I'm just joking. He's a great podcast there.
Dude, I've been on this anti-dane Clancy hatred for like five years. Oh my god. I'm so glad
People are catching up with it
No, I'm actually I love Dan Clancy by the way
Sorry, he's a great and I love Twitch. I'm bleeding purple all over the place
is.
If you talk to Clientley, you're in my missed good Mario game play, dude, you're so fucking
fake.
How about next time Clinko's live, you give him a compliment about his Mario playman.
So fucking fake.
All of you bows us pretending, none of you, when he was live, would say you're so
good at Mario.
It pisses me the fuck off.
I think it's a plane
lightning fast, Aga.
Would you rather have Twitch CEO Dan Clancy or Twitch CEO, Mr. Beast?
I think I would make a good CEO.
Please give me a shot.
Why? Well, I would just do the same thing Dan's doing. I'll just dream every day.
That's a big deal. I just like get that CEO paycheck. Hopefully get some shares
How do you fire someone?
Do you imagine being fired by me?
Hey, uh, oh, there's gonna be so awkward to say
It's so here's the thing man
who's the chud on the top left high I'm squeaks how's it going
where you tell me about yourself
hey I've been firing one in my whole life I have however like I've
interviews one for a job but it was not that wasn't a good interviewer like I'm
too pick me that's my problem
once when I was at my old company I had to interview for a position and like I was
interviewing people and I was a bit like I wasn't like a big deal
I just had one direct report, so there's this girl who came in and while they shook her and I actually split water on her
It was so fucking embarrassing
Dude, I was so embarrassed. I couldn't apologize more
Okay, can I tell you why can I tell you why?
I was holding a clipboard and I had a huge like a glass of water and then she has the goal
It's on her ball, but she goes kinda nice to beat you because it's an interview
So then I'm like, oh, okay, I have to make a decision
So I put the water on my clipboard bouncing act
And then I, you know, I have a free right hand I shake it and then it goes forward
Did you hire her? Yeah, she was on you so
After that she could fucking have my whole job
I swear I would kill for her. I was so apologetic, of course I hired her. Oh my god
Are you crazy? Can you imagine not getting a job after that?
I'll give you my out so I'll give you whatever you want.
What is she doing now? Well, she replaced me.
I think she's an unhappy at my old company.
So that's a W because she's still there.
the
arriving
but she was nice
and I work from home
which is what a lot of you do
and you guys have the fucking audacity to say
j-o-megalobie
and listen maybe other super senate work from home I have
I know what your asses are doing you wake up
You queue up Twitch, you play a game, you do the bare minimum, just like me, you and I are not so different.
Especially if you have filthy software engineer.
Please.
I feel like most of the work from a software engineer is like trying to convince the product manager,
whatever that you're actually like making progress.
And it's like convincing someone who has no technological expertise in anything.
like explaining them what you do every day. That's the hardest work.
Oh, that's about to split. You aren't wrong. No, I'm just kidding.
Without software in the news where would we be?
The whole reason I'm here is through engineering.
You know, harsher the chat.
Harsher the chat.
Dedicated boon, thank you for the time.
Sometimes I'll say some shit and I just know it's going to form eight comments and the voice.
I should stop me to come.
I'm joking by the way. Obviously I'm joking.
obviously.
No, no, I am. I am. I instantly walk it back.
How fucking dare you? I'm on my Arduino. How fucking dare you?
Squeeze for you. Higher me? For what?
I can be a professional chatter. You don't pass my quality check actually. I've read some of your messages. You are not high-rival. All right. That shit. Some of the shit people write it.
in appropriate behavior inappropriate
dedicated bacon
thank you
Wait, if I get hired to can I re-
or can you make you into a YouTube superstar for thousands of dollars?
What?
A YouTube superstar, huh?
I like the sound of that.
By the way, I own band a fuck ton of people before I let lives.
Like almost everybody who did an unband form is
unband form is unbanded
So get ready nearly everybody
Except the racist people that kept them out
Because I don't want to generalize like a racist person, but I'm gonna generalize that I
Generally don't want any racist to be in the screen. Wait, am I a friend or a plate?
You're so brave
the
yup I guess you can say I'm dark woke
hey uh are you guys gonna play the newest Assassin's Creed game?
to
Not a single person in a chat. That's going like there's not a single person like yeah, I'm excited not one
You know, I feel like some of you guys are like you play that shit privately
Like you're embarrassed you're like liking the Avengers in New York City. That's you you're like a closet in a Assassin's Creed enjoy
Oh, I hope nobody knows but I really like the animus and does when miles story
Super tiny big frog. They can be eight months.
I like the one in the desert.
I never got into a fable.
Maybe I play?
But everyone's so excited about it.
is it wasn't fabled made by a guy who like was a serial liar
heater mollinew or is that a different developmental thing like I don't know he's a guy
who made my low out of the Xbox connect where he's like talking to that fake
A.I.
Yo, Claire B, thank you!
Squeaks, you killed my cousin?
You can't make those accusations in chat, that's illegal.
Also, I've never killed anybody.
I don't think I killed our lungs.
plus two very clever.
You're also a lady killer.
Yeah, but not when we're talking about murder and stuff, you shouldn't say lady killer.
All right, like maybe in the context of like something more chill, I don't kill anybody.
If I was a killer, I would be indiscriminately killed.
Like, you know what's worse than being a killer?
Like, with targeting a group.
I, if, listen, I'm not a killer,
but if I was,
I would be the woke killer.
Not like killing wokes.
Well, I'm not, that's okay, I'll do it.
I should backtrack.
What I'm trying to say, I'd kill indiscriminately.
Regardless of any phone.
I'm gonna nail that.
to
it's about a quality
and
it's all the sky talks about no no no no I thought about other stuff
all god sorry bad stupid
I thought about other stuff
uh... what was that one of my mods as a clicker
and they're trying to train me
uh... to like uh... be a certain way
it's all i'm gonna try to get better
Like conditional training
My culture is not your costume. Let me tell you snatch out whoever's trading you is doing a terrible job
of
the
one
right
what
You're doing yours valid.
You should get performance reviews.
I mean, I think you guys are all wonderful.
If you hear me, you're amazing.
Heart.
Can you enemy song?
wait did I get the star already and I'm just fucking I'm just an idiot I just did
this what's wrong with me dude I'm so fucking stupid you distracted man
excuse you're doing a really good job forming twitch primes W hunger
wait wait wait I'm a fucking idiot I'm so sorry I'm actually so
fucking old I need to do the same order every time I actually threw a
way, good Ronny.
That's really unlucky.
You distracted me, I blame the chats.
Amazon is doing huge layoffs by the way.
Why do companies lay people off, like do they fuck up hiring?
and
like it's not a mistake
like you are cats who he cats
was trying out the laugh
well I mean I got laid off all right I'm an ally I'm a friend of the late the people got laid off
I'm not like what you think I lab it people's misfortune like I'm from idiots
to
a
a squeaks of a huge fan of your broadcast are thanks
I'm a huge fan of you.
Whoever saw that, I don't remember.
I'm sorry.
Your chat message went away really fast, but I'm sure I'm a huge...
And what? I'm being positive today.
I'm trying to be less abrasive.
like posy vibes
I'm a friend who asked me the other day if I'm excited for the next season of you for you
I
don't respond because he clearly was but what are you no I don't give a shit
I'm not excited for you for real.
Maybe if you talked about the new Dark Mall series, you should have responded with
a
are you said that next season of he didn't rivalry no I've been seen in a rivalry
I think it's going to sub to Obama.
Thank you.
It's on my list of shows to watch though for sure.
You would love it.
all right well thank you Riley for the three months
are you excited for the new season of singles in Furnal
isn't that just my discord
the
no one is getting babes are a no sex tonight we're having a discord jackbox place
they have no sex tonight
me and the sweet scored discord we're going to be doing
No, I believe it
Jell is not invited yeah invite me
I've been watching success. Okay, I have to stop preso I have to stop reading your chat side just realized
and
no because like
press all has two types of chat messages one is like a trick we're like all say something he'll like say something like you know
know. Like he'll say something like. We're like if I
you know what I mean? Like it's a trick. No, I'm not going to say
something gay. I'm saying like he says something like where if I
repeated it, it wouldn't be weird. Like he says them, he'll be like
Um, something inappropriate, and then I'll read it as if I'm saying it and then president is right.
LOL
We've been gay as it contagious. I know. I
It's not
Let me thank Chris. I
I'm just being more of what I think the game's throwing you up. See what I mean? Like your your
engine trick for me because I'm you know anyway. I think I responded in a professional manner.
Okay, Jedi my trick
What are these splits? Well, I don't want to call this person out on blast, but they were originally Dillon Tons
And I just pee via the using his blitz. The Dillon Tons is my like
Foundation here
Yes, you are, are!
thank you so much for being with him, maybe you're trying to get out of this
place, so...
Do you need to go to hell?
Even if you use lK?
Oh!
And you kidding me.
God, you were a good snorty groank though.
the
how
you know how
let's not get it appropriate here we're playing super Mario
i think there's looking to be a huge surgeon viewers due to
uh... the marion will be coming out
and
a lot of people are so fucking excited due to modern mario galaxy the movie
there's a damn I'm really craving some super Mario
and so if they're like young I don't want to be like an inappropriate weirdo
to be a man and hate comments like offer playing roblox is great
It's me.
I'm not afraid.
Never again.
I'm not going to play with lots.
But there's like some genuinely good games on there.
Like, there's some really good games that I have to check out, no?
How are you talking trash about my splits? I'm not talking trash
Do I give Dillon-Ton VIP I mean think actually no I shouldn't even saw that. I'm too lazy
You are VIP, okay everybody is
Colin beat
What the hell is that?
So what I just did there was incorporate some young vernacular into it, my, you know, lexicon.
the
Riley Kitton, I think, I already thank you so sorry.
Oh, fucking awkward.
Oh, the Habspin!
Wait, sweet, you're actually kind of cold at this?
Thank you.
Or...
Go fuck this up.
I don't know.
If it's nice, I appreciate it.
But if you're being mean...
Cold means terrible.
Hey, come on!
Oh, cold is good.
Aw, thanks, man. I really appreciate that.
I'm folding laundry and you're on my TV don't say anything weird. My wife might be listening.
What do you listen to me like privately? You're embarrassed?
I've been listening to atomic habits because only pixel suggested it on a stream
and I don't want to like, you know, I'm listening to an audiobook when I shower
and I'm scared that my wife can hear. I think there's nothing more embarrassing
than listening to self-help books.
I think it's actually the most embarrassing thing you can listen to.
Like I'm shy about that.
I'm shy about that.
Potomac habits is dumb.
Okay, then I'll stop reading it.
Thanks for the feedback.
Old Pigeon 64.
I only listen to audiobooks if they're narrated by women.
I don't know if that's deeply offensive or inclusive.
I don't know how to react to this, but I'm glad you enjoy audiobooks.
My mailman walks down the street with a speaker blasting self-help books, oh, that's actually
very fucking rude of him.
I think anyone that blast anything in public should be like, I think that's like really
bad.
I know that's mean to say, but I'm standing by it.
Straight to jail.
Slippery!
You say majority votes?
Thank you Sam Moon Dane.
Pretty love him.
I don't know you want to speed run minecraft.
I just don't want to.
Uh-uh, I-I don't get it all.
It doesn't look that appealing to me.
I want to...
I want to learn a lot more before starting.
Wait, can you guys remind me after this run I need to show you a song?
I listen to a song, I mainly think of you guys, and the whole time of listening, I go, right, right, is it Jane remover, uh, my pee?
Watch, watch, I'm like, hey, I have a song for you guys, and it's pink pantheress, but it's right, I can't even remember.
I'm gonna say pink canthers. Oh pink Panther S. Yeah, you guys are in this one. It's pretty good.
Oh, I did hear new song soaring Zara lesson. I saw the music video and let me tell you the whole time.
I was freaking taping my toes. It was genuinely so catchy. Or Zara. Sorry.
Larson. Do I say lesson?
I actually thought it was fucking really good.
We got high-trade going. Am I ready?
By the way, what you're washing right now is a PB.
Like 1 million per cent, 1 million per cent.
You say that every time?
Yeah, because I'm genuinely delusional.
Like what's the point of speed running every fucking run?
If you don't believe you can better your last run, this is how I feel everything is better than the last, everything
I'm locked the fuck in, I genuinely think this can be a PB actually
World record potentially
You think about how any day could be your last?
Ah, yeah, but I'm trying to be immortal.
You should be a rage-bedding that one guy.
I'm actually trying to be immortal.
Like actively.
I've been taking supplements.
And, um...
No, I've never blooded boy.
That's crazy.
I don't hate the idea of drinking blood, I feel like it would taste like a bloody marry.
Because I can't, I like V8, like I like the consistency of V8.
always that weird to say like you've never like lit like that your lip and
like tried to taste some of your blood why wait why you guys haven't lived
in case the puppets starting from no experience how long you think it would
take you to match your PB and some more as you see for I think I am in a
a month or two years. If you work really hard, that's my pot, mate.
Thank you, border for the $3,000 that they said. When you met your wife and you flex your
PB and Mario 64. You guys have to think I'm so socially inept.
Of course not.
I had her watch me run Mario like one run and her response was
Ah!
That's about it.
All right.
Racky love that people don't know.
Ah!
I'm so ready for this to be the run.
I'm so close.
I'm so close, Boogie.
Oh, thanks.
Braia!
Thank you for the eight months.
guys I know people have been asking about this I'm planning a subethon where if we hit our goal
I'll do a family reveal
I think God make a really good like YouTube video
Why? Why are you saying Yuck?
and
did it just be two rooms with clothes on
just
I don't have a lifestyles plushy of peach, I don't have a peach plushy anymore.
So sad I got rid of so many plushies.
When I lived in a studio,
I was streaming.
I'd have like a corner in my room that was so ugly.
It was like rainbow gaming PC,
light up keyboard, fucking insane streamer lighting.
like I need to get rid of that shit. It's so embarrassing.
Then when someone came over they're like, what the fuck is that? I need some low profile stuff.
Yeah, I was like really into RGB at the time.
What a loser. Where are we all into RGB at one point or another? You guys think you're cool?
you
never you've never had a phase all of your asses right now we're sitting in a like a race car chair by the way
I guarantee it you're sitting in like one of those gaming race car chairs if you have your seatbelt on or whatever
yeah right nano leaves on in the background
yeah right
hey anyone online to play some dead by daylight
hey
All that's all of you, that's all of you right now.
I'm watching from bed.
Oh, I've been last Luigi, think of the plan.
Don't forget the G fuel hack.
Marina Hc, think of the Tier 1.
Appreciate it.
You really, he bids.
I'm actually fucking good at this game.
That was pretty. Language weeks. Homeless Tater, they were the prime.
and
to be a little did I been throwing up in my mouth
I'd like to ask it refluxry story
to you just distract me
I think it's because I had one slice of pizza on stream yesterday
yesterday. It actually fucked me up.
7K HPJ thinking for the Prime.
You're looking good, bro. Wait, do you mean it?
Wait, that actually is really nice. I've been drinking protein powder
A drinking powder. Yeah, but that's shit in my fucking oatmeal
I need new food retake though, but like the problem is I can't get an honest reaction
from the chat, like I'm like, hey, what do you guys eat everyone goes, ass!
I ain't ass, like no, like what's your default food, like I'm gonna get a real, I'm
I'm trying to shake up my food.
Motsorella sticks like you make mozzarella sticks.
Like every day you're having a fucking mozzarella stick.
I think I respect it a lot, that's it.
I think like my favorite food of all time recently has been split piece soup.
I fucking love a split piece soup, especially in the winter.
I put that shit in a mug and I just down it.
There is literally nothing better.
Wait, is that gross?
It's so good, it's so good.
I mean, tomato soup is good too,
but split p, it's so interesting.
Bro, my p has been split p, not good,
Like try to be real be earnest for a second man. I'm trying to engage
the
of
going on a hinge with the squeak stream in the background.
I've got an angel and devil on my shoulder.
I don't know what that's supposed to be,
but best of luck swiping.
If you need help responding to prompts, please let us know.
I think we've got a good thing tank over here.
When I was on hand here, I remember one of the prompts was pet keys
and one girl wrote police brutality.
I don't know if you know what the word pet peeve means.
I don't think that's like...
Red...
My pet peeve squeaks is world hunger.
I come on!
What a peeve. It irks me.
Good afternoon, that beautiful red dryer. Sorry, Bowser too as well. Damn, I have chills up and down my spine.
R slash modeling line. I have some really bad news for my fellow
editors. I've deleted Reddit for my phone. I will no longer have like, you
know, funny, like dead bull-esque whips to say. No, it's not a W. It's actually a
the huge L R slash that happened.
I have to do a 3D
use sort of a bitch
actually pretty good soon
I'm actually paid for the BB L squeeze. What's a I don't have a BB L
I'm like, you know, I know what I'm wearing in my life.
Do you have a squee beale?
I'm all maddie.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
What the shit was that?
Oh, I'm nervous.
Bro is definitely on T, like testosterone?
No man, I'm not.
I think I have like a low T.
I'm not on the E, nor T. I'm on me. Wait. What's that? What's that?
I don't know if for my fellow 30 year old guys out there, but I don't know if you guys have friends like this, we're like, you got to do it like, just randomly say it to me. You gotta get your T's checked.
Dude we're at the age like I'm telling you I can lift heavier like it's crazy
That's like a conversation now, but I think it's good to listen to like Andrew Heuberman or something
I'm like you can lift heavier brother you work quality assurance for me
What are you talking about?
What are you even talking about?
The doctors take my blood to make tea supplements, Tim?
I think this year I'm gonna get really buff.
I think you'll all see editors, cut to one year later, me flexing, relying like a really long
inspirational post like never give up or something, or like how like Mario ruined my life or
something, I don't know, your ego would go through the moon, if I was buff, it hasn't affected me yet,
the
two-mail nungy on the tibeship
okay that's crazy though
that's why i don't drink too much muscle milk i don't want to end up looking like
comel like he's so ripped
like i don't want to accidentally
you know have one too many grams of protein wake up looking like you know
You know, I'll fucking hear that.
Yeah, I'm drinking muscle milk.
Bang.
Oh, another goal.
You know, I actually do run every day.
Like today, I'm running 70s, sorry.
of
two
Really bad
Oh, what a stay holy shit
Mods start prediction, will this be better than my 52?
I like the squeeds reset before TTC I won't reset, how do you guys just don't trust me?
Chipped Jungle!
And for the 64 months, man, thank you.
Please have you played a high-yard streetster saying it's the next big thing.
I'm playing the next big thing, Super Mario 64.
I would love to play highguard for two hours, but alas my emails remain empty
I'll play it one day
He won't be as I will
It's AI Slop dude some of you guys are AI Slop. I literally can't I'm not convinced
one of you on AI. I've had a chatter that all they said for like three years was the
come that's all they said. You tell me that's a sentient being? So then I banned them and
then their unbanded form was like a five paragraph I said I was like all right. All right.
Alright, someone sitting there writing, come.
I respect the hustle actually.
Chip was taken!
Think of it as your one.
Thank you.
Dude, minus 32!
Serial.
Surely it doesn't fucking up on this door.
the
I
Don't
That's someone who's never raised chickens.
I actually have raised chickens.
I still live on a farm.
You're bucked up the wrong tree.
I'm not nervous.
nervous on my nervous come on I'm not nervous
throw your of Nickstar type you can say Indian
you don't have to like shout it in mystery
you'll wait stay and thank you for the love months
Oh, how am I playing well?
This is like a genuinely good rod, even at my peak, this is a good rod.
Thank you, Marl, Creep.
I mean, I'm not excited about this to be honest because of two reasons Rainbow Ride and Tik Tok Klop.
Don't get attached.
Like it's kind of over.
I've already even started.
the
TTC is like one of the really and also
HMC honestly
Alright not bad
No, no, no, not OGC, HMC.
I didn't forget to start the Star Counts wrong.
If it's a new beer route, do you two who I took this glitch from?
I didn't say who?
the
is your first time speedrunning Mario
people in the offline chat were like saying how I'm not even good at this day come on man
I am good
bunch of fucking haters
I am good
I am a
Long hair new thankfully not too much
of
all my body as
fully should I hit the button
and
the
Are you sack attack?
No, I'm not doing performance enhancing drugs.
Oh!
That was scary as fuck.
That's so sad! It's fine though, it's fine. I could do one death. That's my one death. That's my one death.
That's so fucking sad though. It's so sad.
I almost didn't clear the triangle. Holy shit.
Oh I'm actually sad about that.
the
man look at that timer
Oh okay, TDC is my time saves.
the
guy
the
time
to
have a lot
all my goddess at frozen
the
fine
turnover
what the fuck is that? Oh my god, I got a glitchy kick
I've never had that happen to me. Holy shit. It's not over. It's actually not over.
What's on?
and
Jesus.
Oh shit, let's fucking go.
I'll take that, damn 256 and 2 days, that's crazy, what a good run, actually good run,
holy shit, that was really good, I'm proud of that, with especially with like the
Dats and tricky triangles on Rainbow Ride, like that was 50 pace before TTC easily, almost
a 49 genuinely, like a 2644 Bowser 2 exit is great, and I got a lava boost, that was insane.
It actually was somehow damn not bad, not bad.
You gave him a lot of edge chip jangle,
thing of his empty bits,
Ron Christo's squeal on me all,
thank you Reese Obsies,
that attack lag.
Finish your story.
Oh, I will finish it.
You'd have a fuck.
That's crazy.
That's a good time.
I can get a 49 this year.
I'm actually telling you.
I'm actually telling you I can, that's 363 on the leaderboard, that's pretty bad job.
What the fuck?
Larly V, thank you for the tier one.
363, huh?
Soap the Sorris, thank you for the five gift, dude.
Now I'm not going to read all of the dialogue.
Please fuck off, thank you for the gift of sub.
You could do the voices.
Dear Mario.
For Mario.
Dear Mario, I'd like to take for you.
Your street leads princess toast to him.
Peach.
Mario.
What, that came out of my mouth?
That was perfect.
Mario.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
And then we're gonna do another run.
And we're gonna be with Sean.
Right now.
Law.
I think my last 52, Tim was like three years ago.
I guess yesterday, but the one won't go for a ride.
Why is that ahhh?
is so cute, I mean it's fothin' them all.
Bro hit the handwash, step,
yeah I'm a speedrun,
I've ever been turned on the lights,
I've opened my this shit.
Walk in,
lights off, aim between the seats.
Boom, run out.
Can we put your 49 PB on Calshy?
No.
Oh wait, or actually yes, because then I can gamble on it myself and get a quick buck.
Why don't you have your mind being rug pulled this year?
I'm thinking about it.
the
you know, I'm not a big fan of though of the calling someone as a term of
indyermant babe.
Or sweetie, I'm not like sweetie, I'm not like sweetie, riot thing of the prawn.
What do you say instead?
That's a, hey sexy.
Heck, y'all okay.
I'm joking, I don't, uh...
Hey honey, can you drop me in any case?
Ew. Ew.
I mean, I don't mind shunnukums.
I think shunukum is kind of cute, no?
Is it your partner, a human?
Yeah.
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it.
Didn't you just beat this game?
I'm gonna do it even faster right now and you were here.
Be split by the way, or like a streamer's nightmare.
Cause my whole beginning is so tight
and I apologize for saying, whole and tight.
But my fucking beginning is crazy.
Like I don't have any room for improvement.
I mean, I just have to do small optimizations,
but I lose this mentality.
I can do it.
I'm not going to learn island hop yet.
The next thing that I need to learn,
I'm going to do it off stream is two pair of laces.
I want to do a secrets in the pyramid and the song at the top.
one of the practice TTC and rainbow ride I have been off stream
I've been off stream practicing Mario and practicing counter strike
I'm just joking of course not.
Of course I'm not practice.
How about you practice social skills next?
I'm good socially, like pretend like you're a normal person for a second.
No
you've been looking into uh robot vacuum cleaner recently
golly, they are getting advanced.
I mean, they said the weather was going to be very snowy, but today at least I saw some
sunlight.
you're excited to watch the news he's going to be for you oh man oh am I golly
golly
I think I like watch like three episodes of that show and I was like no thanks
I'm good
I'm all right
Dude, I'm telling you today there's something special in the air
Like Mario doesn't get paid like this like this is clean as fuck
the
okay, if you're laughing at that is called a clip forming look at the fucking business
bro
I'm pretty sure the Twitter clip this year is going to be go crazy with that
like y'all sick is going to tweet that and is going to say damn squeaks was caught
You know, catch 22 gets red in the face shy emoji or something.
That's gonna get so many likes and then people are gonna say let's check this guy out, huh?
The cliposphere. You don't know the cliposphere?
But a fucking steak logo on the bottom right. I mean
My question for those like people who like post clips on Twitter like just anyone
We'll look at that and it's like see as the stake low don't it's like god damn done you'd a gamble
They're like leccari did what damn's draft games
Holy shit that just reminded me I have to fucking
I got a really fucking put some money on this game coming up
I got a gamble now.
Oh, okay.
the
reset no
We play Cobblemon again actually it's funny you say that I will be playing Cobblemon
Next season.
Next time there's a problem on storage server I will go there.
127.
Fuck my stupid shung this way.
You've formed all those shiny Pokemon for nothing dude because it it just struck a gambling nerve in my brain
That's why I like that shit opening a fucking thing and having people go wow squeaks
That's such a good Pokemon and I go yeah, it is huh. I'm not even a battle with this thing
Oh my god no freaking way you've got a fucking squirrel do
You got a fricking squirrel do Pokemon? I've been looking for that one.
You got a shiny fubo? I don't know what they'd Pokemon are called. I just like the, you know, I just like certain Pokemon in that game.
a
glup she know
because they're powerful
they're powerful I like powerful Pokemon. They're not a big deal. They'll make a big deal about it
Maybe one day I'll do a nuzzlock. Fuck you.
No, no, I didn't mean that when you did that at someone. It's just that when something goes wrong,
I have a bunch of mean energy that I have to expel. And so you guys, you, you.
I just got mad at you really mad.
Me after Taco Bell, what does that mean?
Come on, a contraption supreme.
You look old?
Oh man, awesome.
Hey, thanks for sounding by the stream bro.
Appreciate your support.
F*** you, you grandpa. Oh man. Man oh man. Anyway, hit that follow button guys.
I promise this is the, in fact, can we make up for this?
Can we make a prediction? Will I be green after?
Bowser too
Now that's a really tough green
Also note how I say we like you guys are fucking playing like come on
It's just these manipulative tactics. I don't care at all for
or
thugle bugle and doxle plaques thank you for the subs
oh you guys want to take ownership over this run alright this is your run then
that movement in the castle is a little
squeeze push might grandma down the stairs I don't think I would be strong enough to push a grandma
That sounds really mean, but like mentally strong enough I'd feel too bad
Peachy low give it a prime
If you guys have even stuck in an elevator before
Yeah, I had a panic attack, oh, I had a nightmare last night that I was stuck in an elevator.
What a fucking what a fuck up nightmare.
I'm just sitting down in an elevator, the entire nightmare I felt time passing, kill
I was there for a long time.
It's foreshadowing.
Don't be like one of those dream people, all right?
That's like, oh, it's because of your real life
you got anxiety up to this.
No, man, it's probably because I saw a fucking scary movie
the night before.
What do you call it?
Dream people?
Yeah, like the, the, what do you call it?
Remember like two years ago on the Twitch streaming channel?
like Twitch Fought TV's slash Twitch,
they hired a dream analyzer.
And viewers could call in to explain a dream,
and the analyzer would be like telling them
what that's supposed to mean.
But Twitch Shat being Twitch Shat, it is me,
the most insane fucking stories.
Like the most insane.
The analyzer was getting like,
we'd have to take it sincerely
because let's be honest,
you know, she wasn't the most serious person either.
She was a dream-analyzer.
Like, obviously.
Like, oh, yeah, it's because you feel trapped.
Remember that event?
You went through that had a hypnotist.
Dude, I remember and I came off as such an asshole in that event because I was sitting
in the front row and just whole-hafing the entire time.
I couldn't, I, I'm sorry.
I couldn't do that.
He was like mean to, he's a mean hypnotist.
I don't remember, I don't remember too much about that actually, that's gonna crazy.
HJs, thank you.
what's like the science behind that is that like people like want to be
part of the show or something so they like pretend I forget if I talk to
after but they're like yeah I completely fake that
I see one that looked like an idiot
I don't believe hypnotism is real until I watch a Ludwig stream and he's like
Hey, if you have your prime
Hey guys, if you got a free prime make sure you're using it. I won't say
Yes, sir
And sleep
Me got grammar. They can be at months. Are you excited for a photo tour? I don't want to be like poop-boop guy, but I just like don't like anything so I was anymore
because they've just fucked up the franchise completely so I'm going to wait for the reviews to be out before I get excited
Thank you Magic Flying Alien for the five months
I don't play a battlefront to anymore
It's of the cheaters
to be tried to drive a driver I played I beat to the driver on my PlayStation. It doesn't run well
but it was better than falling order but falling order I thought was mid and that's my hot take.
to
I'm casting a player, Academy Multiplayer.
BANG! We're green!
Survivor is better, but form order was good.
Form order just felt to me like...
I don't know, I just thought it was boring.
like I don't like killing bugs. I wanted to kill stormtroopers. I feel like the middle part of the gang
you're just killing insects and slugs and frogs. I was like, then the map opening the map was a big pain in the ass.
I don't know them, it was just annoying to play.
I like the final fight though, but do you think the combat was tracked?
I like the combat.
I mean, it's simple and easy, but I like that.
It's good.
It's fun.
Damn, all right, it's all right!
Okay, now I just can't die.
If anyone know how to turn the squeaks audio off so I can hear just the game.
Haha!
Imagine like you just want to look at Mario gameplay and this is the gameplay you choose.
out of any gameplay of just gameplay. This is it.
You know what? We actually made...
Dude, this might still be green
Okay, and ruined
What soap do you use? I'm very old fashioned. I don't believe in body wash. I believe in a bar of soap
I have like a fucking like a dove. I don't even know a brand like I risk spring
I feel so unclean with like just the liquid salt.
It's the same thing with like a manual toothbrush.
Not gonna do the fucking, I'm not gonna put it in my mouth.
But a manual toothbrush versus an electric toothbrush.
I feel the same type of thing.
Because I don't fucking crazy in my like brushing.
I go fucking insane
How was your technique? No
Obviously, I'm not falling for that. Obviously
Apparently they're assigned these to the brushes that like sink to your phone and makes brushing your teeth a game
You can get a high score. That shit is so sad. There's only even I don't know why.
Like the most fundamental thing has to be gamified. It's so sad.
Oh, was it Nintendo that made it? Oh, that is probably good.
That's like the Nintendo alarm clock. I actually need to buy that.
It's like a $90 alarm clock or something.
It's called alarm o.
Fuck you.
The funniest thing though about the Nintendo alarm clock is it got really good reviews.
And then what was never mentioned and any of the reviews is that it doesn't work if you sleep next to someone.
Which is so sad for the reviewers.
Sorry.
Like no not a single person had to deal with that problem.
Because it's supposed to sense when you wake up.
Like it's supposed to play a melody and it's supposed to like track your movement.
So if you have like a partner or whatever, it just it just won't work.
work. Not mentioned a single time. Bronze, thank you for the 12 months. Imagine you have
a one-night stand in the guy as an intendo alarm clock. Daste man. You know what the problem is?
You know what your problem is? You want everyone to be like cookie cutter. You have a fucking
Ikea death, no hobbies, no intendo, no gaming, just fucking Alex book, what
it Alex book drawer from Ikea, boring fucking people, real like you had to know what I'm
I'm talking about empty room like what's wrong with a little pizzaz?
Some fun.
Like, yeah, I speedrun and it's sexy.
Okay.
Yeah, I speedrun Mario 64 and it's a sexy thing what I do.
I
Do you tell that to people when you go to bars? I do I walk up to them. I say hey have you ever played Super Mario 64
Yeah, so I basically play that professionally
I'm not, no, no, green so easy, mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Yeah, 211. What? What? What? Where are you going? Hey, buddy, I'm still talking over here.
you
you know it's time thank you
you know by the new pokemon legot it only cost 650 dollars no i'll just like
message all my streamer friends a link of it
guys, I just hit 50,000 followers on YouTube. This would be so nice.
I
I still have like so I have like I got Legos to build
But is that like a good hobby
Like I can't be like a speedrunner and Lego connoisseur like give me a fucking break. I need to be like a
An avid reader
and
squeeze you look like a Lego
way, thanks
oh, this isn't it
it does
you said you won't even read one piece
I don't think an avid reader means reading one piece.
Actually, you know what? It does. It actually counts. Hugs in the chat.
Shout to my one piece, friends. I actually...
Now that, like, I wasn't sure about one piece until Mr. Beast isn't the one piece. Now, I'm all for it.
It even really? Yeah, I probably read more than anyone here. I read the chat every day.
Some of you write really well.
Like beautiful fucking pros.
Like I imagine you guys are in the middle of a wilderness with a candle, just typing some
fucking bangers for the chat to enjoy. Lord, I hope this gets plus-tued.
That lock? More like his locks of hair have been dead for the last 20 years. Enter.
Here we go. Leans back in chair.
and
quite humorous if I do say I show myself
you look like a librarian
ah
it's not like a compliment
oh
I'm doing the wrongs are
This is a mistake. Okay, wait, let's do one more good run
Come in come in come in
Look, I want one more good run
That's like the meanest way anyone's ever said I'm ugly is one of my closest friends
You're an influencer. You don't look like one.
That's supposed to man.
Y'all welcome.
the
influence us, I can try
how about you type one
which you kept resist you hear a fucking number you hit one and enter you can't help it. Oh my god two means I am not bald three means I'm incredibly good at Mario now you don't know what to do
the
the other thing six seven is going to get all
like it's going to be a time where you look back
I want to add like a counter e-mote to six seven
Like a counter like something people can write to visibly show their disdain
Because here's the thing you're acting like you're trendy right? You're having six seven you're having two you're typing all this stuff
We're not trendy none of us
We're on twitch
Twitch is in trendy
It's like going on the radio to brag about the internet is what you're doing.
All the real six-seventing is done on TikTok.
Back when I was a kid, we used to say 42 or 69.
Trendy isn't trendy. Okay, it's fetch
What people's there on fleek?
2026 by the way one day you're gonna look in the mirror. You're gonna say where did the time go?
Oh, uh, excuse me, you gotta be more creative with a title.
I don't know what to do!
Stop criticizing my twitch titles.
I do big news, big drama, click here, live live live.
And everyone says, this is a little cringe.
And then I go live Mario speed running.
It can't be more creative.
Like, give me a fucking title then.
I don't know.
Drops on like, insane gamer.
the
believe in yourself
flick for hair yo girl cause these are a bit
tired of the sun
speaking of the deadlock matchmaking
do you think I'm gave new will
the
of the
Don't play Counter Strike. No!
I will soon know.
Dude, I recently plugged in my VR helmet, my glasses.
This shit's amazing, man.
Oh my god, it's incredible.
I've been playing half-life Alex.
He's fucking weird always.
I only did VR chat once, but I'm never doing it again.
I got like actual social anxiety.
You ever know you're so socially anxious that you can even look Sonic in the eyes and VR chat.
Like that's a real fucking next level shit.
I'm a red join VR chat the day that VR chat was like whatever comes on those valve
index like I was like testing and one of the rooms was titled twitch streamer enthusiast.
So I joined and then this fucking person walks up to me and says if you can pretend to
everybody, why would you pretend to be squeaks?
Like you, kid. What the fuck's wrong with you? Like uninstall that shit instantly.
But the fuck's wrong with you?
True, why would you pretend to be anybody?
I know this sounds like a...
This sounds crazy to say, but someone does pretend to be me in Pokemon Showdown and says, like, really bad slurs.
So, I don't know.
It's not me.
Just FYI.
I know it sounds like a bit or a joke.
But if you play a Pokemon Showdown, it's...
I swear to God, it's not me.
I don't know how to prove it to you, but I swear to God.
the
how do we know it's not you because it's Pokemon showdown
I don't even know how to get to Pokemon showdown
It's your playing Mario right now. Hope we found the show down player.
Oh, I'm sorry that I offend you, that I offend your game.
I call it Pokemon.
One degree more advanced than rock paper scissors.
God damn, I wonder what type beats fire.
Let me think. Let me open up the binder here.
Oh shit shit shit
I'm just kidding by the way, I love Pokemon like okay, I don't love Pokemon
I like Pokemon music and the aesthetic of all Pokemon games, but my ass fucking sitting down and playing like
Pokemon RCS or whatever you can't catch me dead
I like Pokemon Snap and Pokemon Coliseum and then the best like Pokemon
traditional Pokemon game in my eyes, this is a hot take, uh, oh not Pokemon
Call CM. Best of one. The one on the game cube is the best.
I really liked it. I love that game. I played it on my honeymoon.
So I really love it, obviously.
I beat that game and I beat Twilight Princess.
to
squeeze out that you'd like Pokemon XD
farm it
Farm it
The stream is no better than like blues glue. Did you guys know what emo to use next?
It's like an indoctrination program
and
that's a good 100 point
that's a good to
where you're plushies I don't have them anymore
it's time to grow up I don't buy plushies I buy furniture
the
furniture like house plans that have so many fake house plans
I'm so fucking pro not having a real plan in my house
I can be a great chair. I'm so weird to say. Mods.
Fan people! Please!
Industry plant top left. How am I an industry plant?
These are my second highest gift there this month.
the
what he takes care of me a part of modi
boom
but
got a green split feels so fucking good you know what there's nothing better than Mario speed running
all set fuck all these other new games
Fuck high guard, fuck eight-bex legends, fuck counter strike, fuck Valorant, this is the ultimate, it's green or it's red, it's go or stop.
The only thing separating it is clean movement, it's beautiful.
What about roadblocks? I'm not playing roadblocks.
I don't think I should play that game.
Maybe I'll open up Roblox if I want to do some gambling though I heard they might add that to the game.
He says playing Mario 64.
for Mario 64 isn't for kids.
Mario 64 is for guys who comb their hair
a certain way to hide the temples.
All right, and I'm proud to be that guy.
I'm fucking proud.
Hair, I've got a hair kingdom up there.
They're doing not a hair system.
.
Like what are we talking about?
Fuck fuck
You're uming me. Oh, I'm so are you uming me? Oh, my apple man. Why are you uming me? I don't have
You know, I'm not for child labor.
I guess watching me play Minecraft is basically child labor.
I'm a bunch of kids who know everything about Minecraft.
What the fuck is he doing? Does he not know how to construct that?
There we go.
I read a news article on business insider that a couple things are changing in the world
most importantly people are playing less games and having less sex that's so
attack.
And alcohol consumption rates are going down.
Which is good, obviously I don't know why I included that, but that's crazy, I like to
people not party anymore.
It's hard to be a party party boy, I guess.
So yeah, okay.
Can you do a hand cam?
I can't because I don't want you guys to know that I'm cheating.
Please can we have an ankle can? I have beautiful ankles. It's like part of my body that I'm most confident.
Wait, everything else? I'm like, if eat my ankles, I fucking rock these ankles. I'm telling you. I don't wanna die.
That was beautiful.
Oh my god, you want Cobblemon?
Okay, I'll start it very soon for us to me.
You're gonna want to stay till the end.
don't miss a single video hit that notification button down below.
I'm down to play Rocket League today too.
Honestly, bucket, bucket.
Maybe I play Rocket League as well.
the
people have fun game for once
okay what is a fun game to you
like if I if I listen to pink name
shatters
I don't know what it would see. I have no clue why you owe me. I didn't say it's not sexist
Wait, what do you mean I didn't say like think they came chaters like counter strike they're like
Whoa whoa whoa. I didn't even say why are you assuming I'm coming back at you? I'm matching your energy with your energy
Yeah, how do you like that why are you assuming?
It's got caught.
I don't think the name chatter and a man fuck you.
Okay, I'm not attacking you.
I'm not attacking you.
I can say anything mean.
I just said, man, oh man, if I listen to a pink name chatters, it would be what
playing all these violent video games and I can't take that.
I like my cozy red name chatters, game suggestions.
Did I check that one?
Did I remember in 2008, I was in seventh grade.
And my age of bring up his man, but Kanye West started
wearing a pink polo and all the guys start wearing pink polos and all the
teachers would say hey buster you're wearing pink good for you
good for you hey you're gonna pull out a pink shirt huh cool very cool
Hello? Oh, he apologized yesterday. Kanye? Oh.
There you have it. That was a live react. Make sure you like and follow for, uh, for more.
more. Do a crossing roads run. I do that shit in my bed on my phone. I don't
mean that to sound like an enduendo of any gun. But I play cross roads almost every night.
I have nice shoulder public on my phone as well and then I'll like load it up and like
turn to my wife and say, oh, do you know this character? Remember him? Oh, here, okay, so this one's actually pretty interesting for the extended universe.
That game rules.
I feel bad for your wife if she's real.
What the fuck?
I'm a catch!
Squeaks normal people don't refer to their family as extended universe.
I was in an escape room with like my friends and I said okay, what's our strad like strad
What do you want to hurry buster?
What's your strad we're gonna have some fun, all right?
What's wrong with strad
We got to have a game plan
You really need to delete reddit.
You guys are redditers.
Don't fucking lie every morning.
You're looking at that shit.
Come on.
Let's not pretend.
Do not go on R-slash ball, do not, whatever you do, trust me, it's really a fucked-up place,
it'll fucking pollute your brain.
The whole subreddit is guys who are balding, who post a picture of them bald, and then
All of the comments are like, yes, you look so much better.
Finally, you did it King, welcome to the club.
Do not do it, I'm telling you.
It's propaganda.
If you're balding, hold onto your last remnants.
Do not give in. Be brave, be strong.
Oh my God, what a relief. Yes, keep it up, bro.
Balled bros unite. Like enough. I'm sick and tired of it.
and
the
pull it up they look a hundred times better they do not they don't that's a crazy thing I like a bold and hairline there's nothing better
they don't they don't
You're lying, you're all lying!
He says, behind what eyes?
It doesn't look better, I'm telling you it's a little better, you're watching me!
It doesn't!
Just wait till they start talking about ball of discrimination in that subreddit.
it. You're reading off of that and I think you are anointed in sale. It all starts
at all fucking starts. Antonio's a slippery slope. You're a bald-thold. I am bald-thold.
I'm scared of no having no hair.
Have you tried a mirror?
What's the deal with this guy? Yo, see 13L, welcome to the stream. Can we get some
brofus in the chat? How's it going? What are you looking for in this streamer?
How's it going, man? Good to have you. I hope you've been having a wonderful day. I
Please take a look around.
What?
Every viewer is important. Why do you guys
You've gone so holy would.
You're scaring me. Oh, sorry about that bro. I'll lay off a little bit.
But let me know just in case you need anything.
Fela, this is how you flex emoji grow your channel.
First of all, open up your view at least.
Say hello to your lurkers.
You stupid son of a bitch!
How are you not going up there?
number two, a great attitude
number three, clapping emoji tick, clapping emoji, talk, clapping emoji is
is Copping a Moji King, Claping a Moji.
HGP Harold, digging the two months.
Did you get your hair done today?
It actually looks pretty good.
I just put pomade in it today.
the
one
don't put home and wait, why not
wait, what the hell
It's crazy made me break my sobriety, and he just gives me, well you can't what he made, I made you break your sobriety, that's all I made.
Thank you Jesus for the Prime.
Fuck my stupid chub life.
I miss her damn no tax thank you for sobbing
You know you were dying tomorrow. How would you spend your last day alive?
Dude, I would eat so much fucking popcorn with butter in it. Holy shit. I'd have like three cheese pizzas.
a fucking tub of popcorn with butter and um
I would finally say what I really feel on the inside
the
what it's that like how much I appreciate everybody that's a
what what he has assumed
what he has assumed the worst of me
the
year of the night talk cinema movie theater
on what that is I've been to one of those living room movies
theaters
let me tell you fuck that place
like where you like lie down I go one of those movies a lot of like lying next
stranger is so weird
I think you're long air new.
Did you fall asleep old man?
I did.
I actually fucking did.
Okay, after Dylen.
the
Okay, wait.
Okay, I mean like we've taken a loss that much time.
This is gonna be like plus 40, but if I have a good TikTok plot and Rainbow Ride, it's still a
You always have to believe in yourself.
Always believe, never give up.
Like is this that bad plus 40?
I think it's a red flag to believe in magic, right?
I once went on a date with a girl who didn't believe in aliens but believed in ghosts.
Like, what are we talking about here?
I just
You can believe in both or
You know, come on. It's not even fair
Maybe she had a paranormal experience. Yeah, she should have waited a day and she didn't seem to go first hand
She broke up with me. I just wanted to see really cool in a second. Sorry
What does that mean? No, no, no. I don't mean like I'm gonna kill her.
She'll hold it. I've never ghosted anybody in my life.
Except the chat when I say I'm going live tomorrow.
Did I say I like feel the need to like give excuses as to why?
I'd be like, oh, nice like I'm just not. You know, I'm going to see a movie or whatever.
Hey, just don't show up.
no, my usual go to is guys I'm taking a mental health break and everyone goes, yes, good for you, let's
I'm freaking go.
Otherwise, it's like I'm just sitting there eating ice cream,
playing nice shoulder bubbly again for some reason.
Our male manipulating king.
You used to pretend to be sick.
No, I was sick.
I had people don't remember this,
because a lot of you are new.
I once had pneumonia.
Anyone remember?
And people used to say I sounded like Sino.
Real ones don't remember or do remember the pneumonia streams.
I was like three years ago, bro. You said a year ago. Is that not insane?
like you guys have been watching for over three years
one game one guy one joke
first time chatter saying what the fuck is the point of this game
Thanks a way to live with your inner bitch.
You'll come back.
One hair.
Bro, even if you were immortal, you'd never get a sub 50.
You better fucking watch it.
You don't want to be my enemy.
and watching you since you actually have 200 viewers.
I remember it was because of the box box, right?
Yeah, I remember every single fucking one of you.
Actually, your origin.
I remember you walking into this stream and I going,
Hi guys, welcome!
I remember every single fucking one of you.
Everyone, do you, Chibli viewer?
Fuck, my stupid chum life.
and
a
goal you eat
I just recently wondered you come from India?
What?
You're there.
What?
It's just like a ghost.
What?
Damn.
It's just like a ghost.
Half-life Alex on stream and entire playthrough.
But to me it was amazing dude. I was amazed by this.
But then you like watch back the Vaude and it's just like you guys see it as just a wiggling guy going,
Oh my god, whoa!
And you guys it's just like a flat screen.
You know what I didn't realize this.
Like you're just watching it's like a normal last game. But I'm going,
Oh, dude, look at the vertical on through whatever, vertical on.
Oh, holy shit.
I watch you in VR, wait, really?
I played cyberpunk VR, but I had to stop.
First of all, I paid for it, for some fucking reason. I got scammed.
and then like the first mission in that game is like an astrip club. I feel awkward about it
so I couldn't you know I ended up walking up the stripper and going hey you don't have to do this. So I was like you know I'm gonna put this away
That's enough of this for me
Beautiful
I can save you
Please do you support sex workers?
Do I support them like yeah like in my like yeah, I think it's fine
Like I'm not I'm not like
You know
not directly oh wait you guys do of course you do
breaking news
squeaks chatter support sex work
Now I'm just joking. It's good. It's good.
I think probably anyone who has sex with you, it'd be considered sex work.
I'm not being high-squeaks business analysts here. I don't think you'd be insulting the shatters.
You're really rubbing them the wrong way.
No, I'm kidding. You must be a droid.
That's it.
There's no right.
Just can you talk amongst yourselves?
Like what's the right answer here?
I mean, I don't know.
What are you supposed to say?
Sorry, no.
You do you, and I'll do me.
Let me just go and focus on my game right now.
Excuse me, have a Venmo?
No.
Why?
He'll do it.
Excuse me, have a Venmo?
No.
Why?
He'll do it.
Ew, wait, what is that supposed to mean?
I want to give you money, I'm not interested.
Thank you, man, but don't bend my own.
It's okay.
Let's go, thank you for the 19 months.
Please, wait, no, I'm all right.
It's okay.
and
you are a link to your throne account
I don't have a throne account
I don't want your gift, it's very nice of you
Okay, kind of incredible fucking saves.
Like any Mario connoisseurs in there can analyze that, like that was fucking amazing.
AMERGAY THANK YOU ALTUment GAIMer HUMAN THINGS OF THE PEOPLE SOME.
and
not that impressive weeks
Did you actually win speedrunner the year? There's no way. Yeah, I did.
I want speedrunner the year because I think I just had an easier year.
the
cheeses
break is one of the new countertrack viewers do imagine someone watching counterstrike
who's like, yeah, I'll follow this guy and then I think I'm playing Mario 64 speed running
what a fucking journey for that guy
What the fuck?
Or they would say they would think base.
Oh, you fuck!
Oh yes, fine, I have a backup, I have a backup.
I have a mixed plushie and you're not gonna like what I'm gonna do to it.
I'm gonna fucking throw it in the trash.
I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna fucking beat it up.
Stupid plushie.
Leave him alone.
He's right behind the camera too.
behind the camera too.
No, sometimes when I look at the chat and look at MIPS like I'm looking at MIPS right now.
Okay, a PB is possible.
Oh, I have to do is play perfect counter counter strike.
later. And amazing Mario.
Like perfect countertrick later, which I will do, and then insanely good Mario as well.
It's a two-for-one.
I have a really mean shatter. I have a couple of them.
Who's like in cap during counter strike they're like you're fucking terrible. You fucking suck
What the fuck is wrong with you and then like a couple days ago
He says
Dude how does squeaks never tilt?
Dude
How is he not tilted like man he gets so weird?
Don't fuck yourself back guy
You trying to line me up I
Can't make this guy crack
I've been trying, he like on mad.
You're an idiot, Mario.
He's a fucking idiot.
He's so glad Peach continues to run away from him.
I bought a Nintendo 64 controller, tried Mario's speed on him, because of you, and on my life, there's no way you're not a massacre.
not a masochist, people big speedrunners, like, have like a mental problem. I think it's a super power.
It's cool to speedrun. It's fun.
Basically what I'm doing is the online version of what Alex Honel did.
Like, it's kind of the same sort of situation, like, as the one keeps going, you're like,
oh my god, I hope you didn't fall off and fucking die.
It's the same type of thing.
I hope Mario dies this run, he won't die.
By the way, if I, I know you're gonna write copium, but I can legit save a minute.
I know I can. You have no idea how much time I can save you. You have no fucking clue.
I don't know, I just feel like climbing doesn't seem that impressive.
That's someone who's platinum but Assassin's Creed.
I just feel like it's pretty easy.
Thank you for the five months.
You just have to hold R and up.
I bet you.
This is really.
This isn't rage bait.
I bet you me climbing that tower is easier for me than Alex Honel.
getting a sub 51 that's some 50 quarter time. I bet you I could learn that
climb faster than he can learn how to get a sub 51 as some 50 boys have
Let me start talking.
100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% I'm telling you.
You don't want to see the result of that experiment?
Yeah, I think some people would.
I think so.
You'd be sweaty if you saw a woman with watching you, so you'd fall.
I'm not scared of women.
Like, what do you think I'm some fucking dork?
I
Like do you see that shit now do you believe?
the
speaker you're good wingman
yeah
I didn't have the timing, but I wanted to go for it.
I actually am a good wingman. I go because, like, if I'm with a friend, they seem so, like, well adjusted.
I think, like, um, like, oh, shit. I've got to really lock this one down.
I don't know how bad I can go
It's all right
No, I'm a I'm a really good way
Ah
the
factually so fucking sad
to
the
ice release on you were here in the speedrun and can you please explain
that you get to be the answer works are you
where do you shave off time
First of all, welcome to speed running.
Second of all, I'll have some optimizations.
Where I'll shave off time all over the place.
You can get better, like, the moves I'm doing are extremely difficult.
I saw a fake message, I'm not making it up!
to the
so like you can always optimize
time saving wants CCM love a bobble bobble bobble I'll actually prove to you I can do a good run
do any of you as actually speedrun
Or is this just a talk show with, this is like Mario's my subwayser first.
And you guys are just here to just get all, let's see.
What can we do here?
They probably one of the most depressing first time,
Jack, I don't know if I've ever gotten in my whole life,
Someone came in here and was like, dude, he actually plays this shit. I thought it was just us take a talk video looping
Like yeah, I
I'm this is what I do. I play Mario. I actually play
Like did he just think I was sitting here looking at my monitor afraid to make eye contact with the web game and just talking
this is a good promise to cut a video now come on
come on be real
what's your PB 50 23 55
25?
I actually don't know, but it's very close to a- I can easily get some 50, that's my goal.
After I get a sub-50 I'll disappear.
like Sanos.
Okay, in this run, I'm genuinely going to try my hardest.
the
beautiful
fucking beautiful
I'll miss you man don't go ahaha
well I will be leaving I'll be gone from Thursday to Sunday
I'm taking a trip with my friends, like not drugs, I mean like I'm traveling.
Are you going to China? No.
Dude, why is everyone going to China? Did I like miss a memo?
I miss a sponsorship like what the fuck is happening?
People are getting paid to go to China?
Oh then China's cool.
They're not, oh.
They'll never accept you, man.
Hey, come on.
I don't know why I'm doing this Star Order.
Am I acting a fool?
is good is this going to like bite me in my ass or bite or bite am I going to regret this?
No, so far so good.
Thank you winter.
What's the saying?
?
I'm missing wild blue and canonless. Oh God. Oh
I'm gonna jump early so the owl doesn't come out. Why am I being so fucking annoying? Like I just have to do the right star order every time
and
then
And then I have to do owl list
Is that right
I
Like I should be doing this to our first
Oh, beans. Okay, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I don't want to attract all the womps and joyers here. Fuck that couch all the evening months
It's time to learn Chinese buddy
I don't think I will, because I already speak a lot of languages.
I speak while I understand him the speaking list, uh, Python, and leech speech.
I'm honing it.
I used to say I speak gamer, but I think people think that just means I say slurs.
I don't want to say I speak gamer.
to
teach us some python
i mean i can vibe teach you
hey grok make a curriculum for python
what
one of my friends got into witchcraft
you know that's a real thing
you can learn to cast spells on people
okay this is an expert by the lamb's eye to say
careful I mean it's just
It's a witchcraft. I remember she broke up with me because she didn't respect what I did when I worked in banking.
Oh, witchcraft.
No, alright, Bay, alright, alright.
She cursed me.
Yo, what's your favorite Mario jump sound effects?
Probably E-B!
The third triple jump.
And my favorite Nintendo sound effect is in Mario Kart 64.
Where toad, uh, falls off the matty goes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
It's the best one.
or Yoshi, uh, swallowing an egg.
I think they're swallowing.
I wonder how many people just lowered their volume.
You think people listening to on speaker are like, Jesus Christ, man.
What the fuck am I doing?
This got to be like a good legion of them.
Squeaks the entire subway is clapping right now.
Oh, you're listening to this on speakers?
I'm your ox chord in the car.
Wait, you're driving, listening, and typing.
so many
lot of putters in a nice way
but there's still ice have so many chatters that would like pretend that they're
at the gym
like so many so many are like pro i'm at the gym at the bench like
That's got to be like who are you guys trying to impress like that's so embarrassing
I'm at the gym right now just hit my PR on my lifting
That's so embarrassed like that's so bad you think on the type of guy to be impressed by that oh
soon
Wow
Oh my god wow
the
e might
pp hands or whatever or whatever the pp hands or whatever me
oh and I'm at the gym
and I'm running I'm running Batman music
and then in my head I visualize that I'm like I'm Batman
that's how I get motivation
I'm like I'm saving like Gotham or some shit 40 by the way. No, I'm just joking. I close my eyes and I pretend like I filed my taxes on time and it motivates me to lift harder
God damn my biggest fantasy deep-reasing interest rates
I put my phone on my doorframe, so my pull-up effort is rewarded by seeing your face.
That's just actually disturbing, mods, that's actually fucking disturbing.
Why would you type that and hit enter you have so many opportunities to delete
Yippee
Can of you are not love their streamer
I mean, there's limits, right?
I'm like, are you talking about you?
Don't hurt, don't put a heart in the chat.
I'm taking it, all right?
Hey, Squeaks, been watching for a while.
You're a biggest fan.
What's your biggest regret in your life?
Probably reading that all the way to completion.
As usual I mean this I have to look so cool right now on the movement hits a fucking thick
like that is so good that was so fucking sick
sometimes I really do feel like I'm or a farming
Mark
if you guys make fun of me at my plus 1.9 you can't celebrate me at my minus 12
So like, Lesha's fucking celebrate good movement for movement sick.
Like, yeah, we hit some hiccups, but what was done well was done excellently.
Plus 1.9 restart the run, giving a fucking break.
the
squeaks you made my perennium switch all thanks well I think that's a good thing
I appreciate the kind words.
I don't want to know.
I'm wondering if you're trying to go for a pv or if this was being the background like an AI voice
Reddit TikTok video. I'm actually trying to pv watch this.
You you don't you are actually such a fucking problem.
I'm gonna break, I'm gonna break for this soon here.
I'm actually gonna break.
You get ready, hatewatchers.
I'm about to fucking break.
Wake me up.
Can't wake up.
Yo, why have I been used switch to CSGO yet?
because you can't play CSGO, it's now CS2.
Tall T9, do you believe me 11 months?
Sir, I'll ask you things with 12 months.
Two alone and the other shirts.
Okay, I, okay.
Be real, how many shirts do you wear?
Like in a week.
I go through like my 4, 5, and then I cycle.
I'm not going to wear seven unique shirts.
Who gives a shit?
No, actually, I wear my designer drip.
Drip meaning clothes when I'm off stream when I'm on stream. I just wear like my default. I
Like, you know
I don't want to make over. I don't want one. I'm happy with everything
I'm good
you need one I don't want a makeover you look hot I don't want to look hot
I want to be normal and I want to be free mama you would slay I don't want to
this way I want to be me
stream doesn't end until you got a 49 or 20k encounter oh that's a great idea
okay let me just get in the
What the hell is up YouTube?
Today we're gonna be doing a crazy,
isling, a challenge.
I'm gonna get a 49 Mario,
what I'm gonna get 20k,
or I'll get sleepy and end the stream.
Crazy, isling.
Is your vacuum do a good job against carpet stands?
I don't use this vacuum in the background.
I just don't know where to put it.
I have a robot vacuum.
I just got one.
For Christmas.
That's a good one. I want to do a good run.
Which one did you get?
I got a U.C. Pro.
This is not like deeply unethical.
Like, why would we personify a robot?
Is that unethical to it?
There should be ethics to vacuum cleaning.
Oening a robot vacuum is deeply unethical.
$1,500 vacuum by the way.
It was not $1,500.
You've got to be out of your mind.
I don't have the expro, all right?
I lie.
He's got to be out of your fucking line
It was way more
$20,000
Little Ben, thank you for the 17 months
Yep
When you think the average ages of your viewers, I don't know
like, um, probably.
Like, um, you didn't sense this last year.
The sentence is a bunch of lawyers.
Dude, I don't believe it.
Everyone here is a lesbian from Albania.
Like, come on.
I know that's not fucking true.
Like, there's just no fucking way.
Every single person.
Just a bunch of liars.
Bro, don't upset the Albanian alliance.
Just think you guys are being dishonest.
128 Bagoa
Lesbania
I don't know if you should say that
Okay
your stream is huge in Albania so if I fly to Albania I'll have a hero's welcome
thanks blue
okay I'm gonna focus everyone talk amongst yourselves for all of Wamps
I know this is a bad angle oh it worked
the
thing to get you
I show squeaks
to work
as fast
it's probably so many like little
optimizations and I'm missing
Chat, what are you the best at? Like in terms of skills.
J-bake and thinking for the prime.
Like what is your biggest strength?
and
sell sabotage
right that. Why would you write that man?
That's...
I was reading yarn, drumming, guitar, and then one shatter's a self-sabotager.
That's so fucking sad. Come on.
There they're.
You know what I think I'm like freakishly good at?
I think I'm like I need to revive the buffet speed run scene because I'm genuinely so fucking good
A lot of you noobs don't even know you can beat Bop it
Like I've grinded Bop it. I'm ready to go Bop it extreme
You and my nine-year-old nephew. No, I mean, like, serious bop it. Like, competitive.
Like, I fucking, I'm ready.
Saiyan music, thank you for the sub.
You would be so cool if you were in middle school.
Oh, I- this is cool for adults too, now.
Pop it is for Judges. It's crazy to say. Come on, man. Don't take Bop it away from me.
Don't do it, please.
Sweep's being a virgin is cool.
Wait, why did you say that?
What are you talking to?
When I was in middle school, I bought a hacky sack to school.
And after this is so sad, and after school, you need a lot of play with the principal.
Because no one else wanted to play, so me and the principal would be in the front playing
hacky sack together, it was awesome.
Ginger Jesus, thank you!
No, it wasn't sad.
It was actually pretty fucking live.
Yeah, no I wasn't homeschooled. Why do people assume that I was homeschooled? I went to a public school.
Ah! Why? Why? Oh my god, we're going back to the walls. I need to think I need to find a reason not being here for a second.
Let's go!
Yeah, I'm a little wild, shit.
This starts!
This is time to play.
the
east wise you're chaffs on your brother you are the
chattes
tell me you are in the chat. That's you you're talking about. Yeah, we
horny keeps scrolling. Don't say it. Yeah, that's me. This is you off.
Keeps growled in
Chat reflex of streamer Pepe NPC
That's not even true you think you reflect me you're bald
You're bald.
You're bald, that's all.
There you go.
Yes you are?
You are.
Chat reflects the streamer.
I'm spiritually bald.
She's about as peach would you save me? Probably not. I mean here's the thing. I don't love peach
Because I'm in love with her. I think I saved that
I mean, I like more, I like Rose Alina. I like Rose Alina more.
You're married? I know, I mean, I don't have a fucking thought about any of these characters
and not gonna lie. What it means a lot to some of you, so like, you know, I'm done
to like play along. Obviously, I don't feel anything towards any of these fucking characters,
because Nintendo's gonna copyright my channel anytime. You think I'm gonna fucking talk
about how amazing these characters are. I'm gonna shit about Peach, Daisy, fucking told it.
I just want to make sure that you know all of the printer keeps going bird.
Yoshi.
you all ready had to reset
and still working on the sub-50 squitty
this will go for an amazing nap the stream is a better sleep aid than
Hey, come on man.
Be nice big robbies.
Okay, there's my final run.
Let me say, uh...
Off-wah and place Castle Encountering.
No matter what, it's my last run.
and
so I'm actually going to try here so if you're here for a he he's ha ha's like this ain't it all right
so I'm gonna get down to fucking business
I'm gonna add your playing
oh no
Oh
What do you thought's on Nicki Minaj?
Um
She seems
uh
I don't really know anything about Nicki Minaj
I don't uh listen to like music very much careful
What are your thoughts on non-subs based?
Thoughts on ice fuck ice. That's easy.
What are your thoughts on domes?
I don't know. I buy you decide.
Had ties even with a two months.
What are your thoughts on puppy girls? I don't know what a puppy girl is. What's that?
Well, I don't be weird in your explanation. But explain it to me. And you can't use another term.
You can use another term to explain it.
Don't use another term.
I just say what it is.
Like, I don't know what that claim means.
Like, just say what it is.
Siggle.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a furry.
Then I'm for it.
Yeah.
Yeah, thank you for this summer.
You have two of it.
and
same name
thank you for the sub
ice of work as a
banker bro okay i'm not going to go down on my knees and go
all things up who thank you daddy i'm i went to school
i went to school man
I don't want who will thank you daddy in my pv. That's the only reason I'm resetting
Because I know there's gonna be a pv Cameron
opinion on wordle
I think wordle is good but if you play wordle you're a scab
I think I nailed that.
Ooh, the Chad's conflicted.
Uh, how?
Dude, fucking the New York Times bought wordle and a bunch of these games, and then it put
them behind paywalls.
It's total bullshit.
It should be free to play open source.
Should be a God-given right for me to wake up and play Werdel without having to log into
New York Times accounts and save my scores.
Like I think Werdel could learn a thing or two from High Guard.
It should be free to play and I should be able to pay for cosmetics.
Like different keyboard, skins, different backgrounds.
like some of them have extreme rarity. Oh, now you guys are backing away. What's going on?
And bro, you got the freaking golden world drop pack. That's so sick. Mushroom, think of the time.
High guard is up to 25% positive. We did it.
I
Hey, Rands back
There's the mini was the best one oh my I'm sorry for going on a word of rats, but
The word all takes no fucking skill. I'm kidding the New York Times mini is so good. It's so fucking good, man
The word was like guess who I'm so I'm sorry
You know I recently bought a crossword book that I've been working on
That that's fucking odd so fun
I love I love a good crossword. I just fucking love it
to do cruise great to. I'm like weirdly good at Sudoku because um I
still go on new grounds. What I was a kid and every time you'd solve us to
Duke who puzzle or show you like a...
or show you like a salacious picture.
So I became when I was like young I became like
Insanely obsessed with Sudoku. I can fucking destroy Sudoku book. Easy peasy
Like maybe I should use that strat for other things in my life like I can game of five things a little bit more
C.S. today. Yeah, I'll play C.S. after this run.
Here we go!
Okay, or a ring. Yeah, I have an oring.
My sleep squirt today, 63.
Ready, Ness?
79.
It's pretty good for me.
That's why I'm in such a fucking pleasant mood.
and the mood out of a hundred yeah out of a hundred you know you can't say or a
twice or a or a or a wait what I just say sorry if you're LMFA going at that like
What is that? What is that? What does that mean?
Oh, it's animation.
God, I'm so glad Mr. Beast is watching one piece.
I'm so fucking glad.
Oh, I hope they increase the price of Crunchyroll. Oh, man!
way too far
now one piece is good
It's a really, really good show. I find myself getting emotional on a couple of parts. I got like me.
I guess I kind of see myself as the main character.
Name three characters, Usopp, Nami,
and the dog. Which is named Wolf Wolf?
The dog from that episode. I love that dog. I know I could say another one, but I want
Luffy, well obviously Luffy, but what's the dog name, Chu Chu? Chu Chu? Chu Chu?
I love that fucking sight.
Who's your favorite character of one piece? Probably the fucking chatters, that's a
police squeaks the equipment! The war is so special!
That's my favorite fucking one piece character.
Oh my god, once you get the season 20, it really starts to pick up a pace.
They're right.
Drop one piece for Hikyu.
You think I'm some casual, I've seen Hikyu.
Of course, I've seen Hikyu.
He was like he didn't rivalry without the sex.
That's a meaning for anything to sports now.
and
bear town is better than he didn't rivalry was better time
like is that a show on Netflix? I don't know what you're saying like what is
bear down I mean is that some is that an HBO show or like what are we
comparing if you didn't rivalry too
I've never been to a fan convention ever.
It is dream hack a fan convention and I've been to dream hack, but I was sponsored
to go.
Full disclosure.
Yeah, I've done cringe stuff though, like I want to, I used to go to meetup.com and join
Walker's clubs.
I move to a new city after college and that's why I make some friends.
Meet meet up
Those are the average age
My
No, it was spelled meet up M-E-E-T not M-E-A-T
my feeling you guys are the spelling here is pretty important
I also joined a community college art class
us. That's right, metal my grandma runs. You guys remember Dorian, right? I hope Dorian's doing
Well, she's probably, you know, honestly looking up at us right now.
Wait, looking up? Wait, don't because she lives in Texas.
like the south of Texas she works out
jeep rat
what do you do
or I guess she lived in Texas now she's
and
you know
down under
Australia, Australia, she's an Australia, she moved.
Did I hope she's dead?
Because let me tell you what she did.
She stopped playing fucking words with friends versus me.
So that means, oh my fucking god, did I become boring to her?
Or did something sad happen?
Why did she stop?
She was fucking cheating as well.
She was winning the games.
You guys are calling me a jackass for saying I hope she's better.
What if I said she was a CEO now look at you?
How you don't know what the fuck to say?
Look at you.
Oh, based sad.
No, I'm just kidding.
She was, uh, she's not done.
So, she's doing great.
I actually caught up with her recently, I give a pickle plushie.
She okay after you're catch up.
She wanted me to date her daughter.
This is a true story.
I went on a date, maybe I shouldn't say this because I'm actually using your game, I'm sorry, I don't know what if she's on Twitter something.
Okay, basically I took an art class, community college, I met the whole fucking, I signed up during daytime, so everyone who was at it was basically grandma's and grandpa's.
I ordered in the class and I met Dorine, she set me up with her daughter, and I met her daughter,
and I was so weird, she was exactly like Dorine. Like, it was like almost carbon copy.
Like, it was too weird, I could, like, hold the mannerisms, everything.
the
humble idea
all I did
humble it was it's
I just was an interest in it's all good so good though she was nice
for she like
What the f***?
We should do you want to play Deadlock with me?
No.
But it's not because of you, it's because of Deadlock.
I'll play it with my friends later today, like.
I just have to sniff it out.
I want to make sure it's actually as good as people say.
with no offense, I don't trust gamers.
of
I'll never forget them, still with like optimism in their eyes, not seeing the same thing every two seconds.
Squeaks, I have a crush on you!
the
icing be nice
what do I go on
plus 16 is not bad you guys have no idea like this is such a loose PB
I'll be fine I'm going to be fine
Thank you. Okay, squeeze out the crush on you. Thank you. Oh my god. Wow. Oh
Geez, geez Louise
I'm in college. I asked a girl at a crush on out on a date. She said, oh
It was so fucking sad. It was so sad.
Pickle plushy. Thank you for the climb on.
Oh.
That's how you reject someone nicely.
Squeaks. I completely disagree. You have to say no.
Like no, that's okay
You'll go ah, I hate that sound. I hate that
I had a girl squint at me once that's no that's so sad
The
D.B. here's the thing everyone's making fun of you, but you had the fucking balls to ask, and that's a double you in my book. You have a fucking story.
You have a story. You know what these other charters do? They have a crush on someone, they don't ask her out or anything, and then they wait. They befriended.
They wait for her, she starts dating someone else, they're heartbroken, they wait, and then they have a small fight, then they pour their fucking feelings over this girl, and then you scare her away.
Four years, where you could have just said your feelings, but you didn't.
Wait, wait am I an insult on accident? My bad.
Shit.
No.
Speak to have a girlfriend. I'm married. I'm taken. I'm not hitting on you
Oh my god, that's me and I'm engaged now
to
happy engagement
and I come to your guys is wedding
I'll be there
why I'm a good guest
come on let me in you'd be my best man that's tough
what do I see in my crush he's a barista at a coffee shop
you should say um you should say
um what time do you get off of work?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't
What I say like that, trying to be earnest, but time do you get off a woodwork?
Oh, how about I like you a lot, eh?
no, I don't want a latte, I'm trying to say I like you a lot
Hey, while I was with the fuck.
Just let me do my job.
When you order say, I want coffee and your number. That's disgusting.
That is so fucked. That doesn't work bro.
Ew dude. Ew.
Ew that's so fucked up.
up that you just said that. Ask her out. You don't have to raise anybody up. Just
just say your intentions. Also, like, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but if
you're asking me for like a wrist tips, you're lost. That's not like that's where it's
gone. It's like you watch a guy's beat running Mario 64. I knew like, hey, buddy, I've
I've got some, I need some help
Rizzing up a girl, that's fucked up, that's fucked up.
Wait, am I in?
Wait, am I entering the Mano Spear?
Right now?
Cool.
the
squeeze your married though dude it's like ask it did it yeah I'm married but that just means
out of the game like I don't know the new meta builds like you asked someone who's
been married for a long time they're like do you like someone talk to them out of
The baller, like that's so fucking... it's so out of it, it's so out of touch.
and he looks maxing tips instead of looks maxing, heart max.
Find out why you want to look max, look inside.
You can see what, what are you really trying to max here?
What is this all for?
I'll go take by the way.
I'll quit ugly take by the way anyway. What you got to do is you got to work on your default fucking job placements
Your tongue should be at the roof of your mouth
I know ball
All right, this wrong isn't bad. I'm not resetting.
Looks like canful tilt.
It'll, why do you know this?
Mods?
Make sure the chatters have a good information diet.
I don't have a learner. I've learned that if you start doing things ironically, you start believing them.
I remember when TikTok was a meme in this chat when you guys were like, yeah, TikTok am I right?
Ah, look at us.
Fucking shaking.
You need our phones.
Us!
I like your name, blacklisted by gamersomes.
I really like it. I need to know the story.
I need to know the story of this name.
Are you following me? Oh, no, you probably watched like one of the five streamer circles.
circles of these shatters watch.
Do you remember musically?
No, I wasn't, uh, I used to use Pandora.
And Yikyak. That was my social media.
I don't know about anything, you know, I never wanted to share too much, I was never like a social media guy.
Yikyaks coming back, but did you guys know that I was the number one most afforded Yikyakker at UC Davis in the year I was there?
They actually, when I opened the app, it said Yikyak celebrity
Number one most uploaded
Ice it's ice it say that is like a flex
You want to know my most like oh I can't actually know I share with you. It's too cringe. I actually can't it's so embarrassing
You fucking idiot just hold to the left.
I also got this cycle.
Well, the run's not over. At least we got to spend some time waiting.
the
squeaks I was on kick
oh my god K.I.K.
or K.I. C.K.
either way are you doing alright?
the
had you fixer controller i opened it up
and you believe that
I learned how to like open it and
the
reinsert the rubber placement and the controller
yeah
I did it this weekend
I guess I'm a handyman
I'm a handyman.
I used to have Ask FM, which was like anonymously asking people questions,
but I would ask myself questions that made me look really good.
I'd be like, hey, is it true that you have a six pack abs?
Hey, I have a huge crush on you, by the way.
I'm in two of your classes, TV, and then I'd respond to them publicly, so I won't come see.
What? You guys never had like a cringe phase?
Like you were always so fucking cool. Like get vulnerable. It's fine.
I've read some of what of you guys have written today and I think some of you are in your cringe phase.
Like, specifically about Chatter that wanted to meet a call them puppy girl.
That's what we can't.
No, no, but you're not a cringe. That's not cringe.
That will be awesome for your whole life.
Yes, grandson.
I used to be a puppy girl in Squeaks this chat way back in the day.
It is some of my proudest moments.
you see I remember the day like it was yesterday I said to the streamer I said
hey can you say aura twice now luck be damned I got him to say aura aura
Oh, simple at times.
That's funny that that mistake is in my PV.
And that's what I call a callback.
Don't treat this like it's fucking, it's like a stand-up special.
I'm not doing pullbacks.
As I hate the term bit, I hate that shit.
Great bit. Oh, here we go.
Bit about bits.
I'm just talking.
It's not scripted.
the
entire careers a bit yeah that sad
the
are you laughing trying to be vulnerable
lights. I think you're in the prime.
Should I do an all night stream?
Should we lock in for this year?
you are strong enough for that no, of course not
please don't I have worked tomorrow. I mean you're not obligated to stay up every hour, right?
like I'm gonna ruin your sleeping schedule
you're right I'm not strong enough for that
I realize to leave no
Plus 55 is not reset angle.
Alright, watch this. I'm gonna make you believe and love again. Watch.
Am I allowed to go to the bathroom? Yeah, bring your phone. Be an adult.
But you're phoning your fucking pocket use AirPods and listen
You know at the walk away from your computer you need brain stimulation at every second
again.
You know there was a time and I hit to be old man squeaks but we would read the back of
shampoo and conditioner bottles in the bathroom.
People wouldn't bring their phones in there.
In fact, if you admit you brought your phone in there,
it'd be like, that's fucking disgusting.
That is just, you'd get shamed.
But the phone got so good that people are like,
oh, you brought your phone in there?
Yeah, it makes sense.
It's so fucking awesome.
I used to read zoo books in the bathroom.
Zoo books.
That's like a book about like,
animal fun facts.
And I got it advertised to me on Nickelodeon.
Okay, TCM has got to be immaculate.
And squeeze you turned out all right?
Yeah, normal.
I take my Kindle to the bathroom.
Oh, here we go.
All right, Chatters, we've got ourselves a reader.
He's available.
Here we go.
Now, every morning I read Marcus storyly of his meditations.
it helps me be like a better streamer
it helps me be a better speedrunner
I could imagine a marcus area is coming back from the dead
And he's like, you guys are reading my fucking journal?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, and people who work in finance
I was the emperor of fucking Rome and it you're what you're you're reading my journal to have Matt meet a deliverable
one
it's actually fake you want to say that in English
okay
you're right you're right you speak
uh...
roman
of course roman he's being roman
i'm just going to actually am very uh... i actually can speak Latin
know that from the Pope character on the Assassin's Creed 2.
Don't! I'm missing a star!
All of them now, so.
How do you say FMC L in Latin?
I'm not gonna do an accent. One of my thinking.
I mean, are you allowed to do a line-up sentence? I mean, I think you're probably fine. I mean
At this point, I think it's okay
What would it sound like?
I don't want to give this shot. What if there's some like Romans watching?
No, the run is not close. I can still win.
The Pope is watching me right now. Oh my god, hi.
I'm sorry for everything.
Sorry for everything I was everything about, you know.
Are there any lore heads in the chat?
Like, if I confess, am I, we do, we do good?
Am I?
How does it work?
I feel like all I don't talk, you know, politics, religion etc, but I feel like all the division in religion
I feel like it's like people, it's like kind of like Star Wars, you know, because
there's certain people like the Peacul trilogy, the sequel trilogy, etc. What? What?
Is this okay to say? I'm talking a line here.
the
side of its is your religion
that I actually got it thank you
thank you
genesis equal genesis
wait you're actually you're cooking
If I had the force, I would know.
I'm actually in a gun.
No, if I had the force, oh my god.
It's all good.
I have a good backup here.
I'm not talking about Sebastian force.
Talking about the force.
use it on me, okay
you feel this
I'm on guard for a way to work.
What?
No, I'm choking you or a way to die.
Give me finish.
I'm so I'm working right now.
Give me a sec.
Give me a second here.
Hold on.
Go!
How?
Why?
I thought I was in the clear.
The floor moves in mysterious ways.
Make you date a boy.
of
horse I learned on the button
oh man everything is pain
ever since I started drama with the pope i feel like my run is gone downhill
I like how one of your tags is the evil.
I'm evil.
That was squeaks his fent dealer, think of the three months.
Fucking shit game, that was fun.
Get out, got a 52.
That was good.
All right, we're going to play some counter strike.
I mean, I'm going to play Jordan.
Thank you.
I'm a stream snipe you. I don't think your elo is high enough.
Slash rude by the way. Slash rude.
What color light saber would you have?
I don't think I'd be a Jedi. I think I'd be a streamer in the Star Wars universe.
Like, I don't think I would make it. Like, I'd go to the UC Davis of the Jedi Academy,
where we'd learn like something fucking way worse than before.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you loyal to the Republic?
You see in the type,
Fuck you to music.
Featured playlist for you?
2000s, volume would roll match.
Volume would party playlist.
What the fuck?
Why is it doing that?
I was in no.
What the?
Man.
Oh my god, I love this one.
Where'd I know this song?
Where'd I fucking love this song, actually?
Oh my god, a pick stop doesn't it?
Oh, shh.
Characan.
Wait!
It's the fucking algorithm, it's racist.
Oh, but the song is so good.
They know me, man.
They actually fucking know me.
the
battle in news that new name on steam
Okay, stop.
This shit is fire, bump this at the club.
This shit is genuinely fire.
Is the monitor in the webcam right now?
Are we good?
No? Okay good. I'm going to really lean in here.
We're banning a new bus, please, please don't vote overpass. Okay? No! Yes!
Squeez, you're a dill. Thanks a lot. I actually really appreciate that.
By the way, I learned how to split my own audio. So the mod is not muted. So like, I
I just sound insane to the people who are watching.
That's normal, I'm not, come on, I'm like a normal guy, right?
Oh, the game has no sound.
Sheesh, there we go.
You guys do all right.
the
You guys wanna go B?
The FEDE?
Cheryl dead?
Oh, cat!
the
city
and the
the
but I don't want it to be like a million dollars
I think I'm not precarly sure
Your profile picture is perfect too thanks! It's from X-Clease the game
I can give you a Basilis.
I like to keep.
If you give it to me, can I sell it?
Or is that like deeply unethical?
to
take a down party
watch my warm up game is my warm up game come on
there's an AK party by the way
nice
A.K. Party.
Fuck.
What?
Thank you.
Do you remove the background on chat? Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
They're boosted, aren't they?
Xbox recorded this.
One pit.
I try.
Do I bring bad vibes to the game?
lives to the game.
Like why?
Because are my calls to like intense?
Thank you, Blacklist, my game ourselves for giving a sub.
Like they want to have like a mellow chill time, right?
one graffiti
573
Good job
Do I get to a default?
I'm not
probably
maybe it's vibing, I don't know why it's their mellow
no, that dude, that's just like an inside joke me in my team have
oh, dudes
I'm just gonna do my own thing once in a connector
I'm in B.
Like why don't they talk to me fuck these guys honestly no I'm just kidding they're good people.
of
Yes, please move your camera up 10 pixels.
Nope.
Just don't stop, don't let she.
Deal with it.
One shot, hurt.
mine. You're gonna have to carry the conversation this game. I don't want a conversation. I just want
comes
Squeak to where you play some ads yeah give it a minute it's about to start rolling
No way is this gonna work
What
What?! He was even aiming at him!
He got so lucky!
Good save!
In my state of one state and connected, and I'll go along.
Where are we going?
What's going on?
Nah, I'ma do me!
No one's connector.
I
They push short
The fuck is happening
There's gonna be a lot, a side one connector
I'm here.
Connector, Doug.
This is you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait for you, wait for you
Brother
Nice
If it did be kind to us, let's go.
Right here.
Sweets is off.
Thank you for the two months.
You've been good recently, by the way.
It feels great to say it because we're a real person.
Squeeze, oh, maybe I should have off actually.
Oh, yeah, it's a more money.
I should pick it up. No, I will.
I just might.
No, I'm a good opera, like I used to be professional.
Or, well, the best in the Deathmatch server.
I thought that was a smoke.
They're pushing me. They're saving me.
Oh, no! I'm getting so mad! I need to play music. How are you quick?
It's something like something good.
the
just totally changes the vibe of the map doesn't it?
this totally changes the vibe of the whole fucking map
I'm out.
Thanks for the prime.
Alright boss.
Good round.
Fine, I sound like that.
Sorry.
I don't know what I sound like.
What I've put on on boys.
I wish I could show you my screen, but I'm trying something new today, all right?
It doesn't affect your viewing pleasure, but it's something totally weird.
And I know you'd make fun of me for it.
Oh, I've bombed. We're going long.
One's hopping back there.
You guys on discord together?
Can I join?
Oh, there it comes.
All right.
I'm planning for bathrooms I'm hungry for toast
to
get around
where do you guys want to go this round
You want me to say that?
Same?
Alright, perfect, let's do that.
Take me aggressive.
Could be party.
I'm not a real bomb.
Oh, one's bathroom.
Oh, you got him.
Why does he call?
It's so annoying.
I just want to come.
Okay, okay, mental reset.
Yeah, that's awesome, man.
Hey, hey, things aren't so bad. Yeah, look at the eight one look on the look on the bright side
You know what I
Know just the thing to do here follow me
I don't think I need to move the backpack.
I'm pressing the ball.
Two pushing, master.
How can he?
I
I got
Oh, whoa, oh, we got some whimsy here. We got some whimsy
and
nice round as
that
In the smoke in the smoke dead good job
Okay, what I've done where am I fucking Mike's thing go
We're going crazy here.
We're going high alert.
He's just exposed.
Where'd it go?
What the hell even happened?
How'd that happen?
Oh, what?
I swear it was on a second ago.
These were ha!
It's a rock.
We've got a lord.
We have to read it.
Alright.
Where's my filter?
Well, I don't look at me while I do this.
It must be somewhere close by, right?
How does this even end up in?
Is it going to have like whipping around with my blanket?
Where did it go?
I'm short.
Like where could it be?
I feel like it's a huge thing, no?
I don't see it on the floor.
Could I be sitting on it?
Please check behind your ears.
Where is this fucking thing, man?
I'm not doing a bit or anything.
anything.
Here if I lose it, I'm only going to replace me too.
Yeah, I guess I can put a sock on it.
Ah, that's a fuck, what the fuck?
Ah, it's not a, I'm not doing a bit.
I check my blanks, I need to remove them.
There's nothing in here.
I'm gonna have.
Yeah, I'm pretty tough.
have
that
was the boy would party
to be
One more.
Two inside.
One dead for one. Sorry.
Fuck!
This music is really tough for pistol round.
Wait a little, little, little, little, little y'all a clip of where it went.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
What the hell is that, Hansen?
What the fuck?
We're gonna go though
Can't see it
How do I not notice that?
That's crazy
Where's the fuck did it go? It's not on the floor. I'm telling you I'm telling you it's not on the floor
I'm just talking about it. My shoulder
Am I sitting on it?
Is it on my pants? No, it's all on my pants. I'm not kidding
But we're gonna be I have no fucking clue it it like disappeared into the ether
I genuinely have no clue
I mean does that even do anything? I just just probably fucking
The liberal media
You I looked I looked I can't find it
One more one more
Get our regular lose this
That to start like trying
That's old push middle. Look under you. I'm looking.
That was my water bottle. I didn't just fart by the way.
No, my water but look. Now it's not going to make the same sound.
I have to really look for where it is.
No, like at the bottom, is it behind under my shoe?
Okay, who gives a shit?
Who gives it?
Let's lock in.
Let's save for next.
Yeah, like like on my body's perfect
What there gonna be every round?
Me?
I don't always stack B
I'm the fucker, they're not going B.
Please find your mic cover.
Oh my god, fuck, now people can tell, I shouldn't have even said anything.
You don't have to know, okay, I have no idea how it went that far.
It was by the bookcase.
I swear to God, it travel.
What a round. Good shit. Good save.
That's pretty shit with a bang.
Who's playing B?
Perfect.
Why? Why?
Blash is beat.
Are they coming up, eh?
and
a
easy play me out
Lightwork
18k. Oh, they're all cute together fuckers. I wish I had friends
I wonder they weren't coming. They're all fucking talking shit.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
I got the box.
I'm 18 Kikas my the range resa and did placements. I got placed 16.
or 17k. No, 16k, which is insanely high for placements for me.
Dude, last time I got placed 12k.
Like, enter glide or 20k is insane.
Insane.
So I'm going to absolutely pwn for the, until I'm 20k.
Thank you, SolSuppireit.
What? No, people didn't accept. Fuck that.
How does Flawman every game? Because it's Flawman is playing with a fucking five stack of like
Jojo fucking Cooper like insane gamers
No, but I've got insane gamers. I've got yes for reason. Slip high and pro D
Heizel
You're butt plug is on screen. I don't own a butt plug.
What do you mean?
Do you rent a butt plug?
That's keep it classy please please good lord you're scaring people.
I just have a coffee cup on my desk and a glass and a water bottle.
besides that we're clean
top check
oh my god I almost did
I
Show map
Two two
Ask out there
Oh, it is!
Hi.
So is Ace diffuse?
So?
That's cool! What I just did was cool.
How do you molly door?
Anyone know?
Like do you go over?
Is there like a line up?
That's the yellow theme.
I'm going to go lower they could be stupid
Last
I guess, oh sorry, they should put a stop sign here, why are you dying of cringe?
Yeah, at least two of them dead
Brother, please
Damn, I'm just alive
I mean, I don't think you can go down the secret.
You guys like him too?
No.
I don't want him to be.
One more, one more.
the
nice and 4 down to the
all the
Let's not pause, fuck it.
Two minutes to do it enough.
All right.
What shall we do for two minutes?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh
I'm fucking sucks
Open some cases weeks
to be a
one of the
I'm going to drop a secret, dude, there's a secret I mean, bomb down, one more, one
Two more secret.
I was analyzing some footage and I fully understand that it's going back strategy.
That's the most disgusting thing you've ever said to me.
I thank you.
When your editor says I've analyzed the footage, but you've sent me and I've looked at everything you've done with your hair.
and
I've had reviewed the thumbnail and are the way you call it is very particular
yes, are they going to go ramp again, honestly
You know what?
Didn't cross now.
one
two
I like 3D
what the fuck?
that's not Bobby
dude
oh shit man
good I got greedy I like peaked when I shouldn't I don't want you to get a 5k
I'm just starting to think a lot more to keep that through.
I think we can collect that.
I think I have a drop please.
Pretty well.
I'm for anyone else, please.
Thank you.
Looks like I don't know the cake you're free.
Yeah, they're never going back.
to
I'm not
Red
Red dead
I'm not
O, many in HUD, out of it.
Fuck the timing is so unlucko.
Wait, you like my steam name?
And you didn't need one for the season.
sees them.
It was like a steam name if someone who's extremely toxic by the way.
that's not a
okay
check, should I ask for a drop again? or is that like, let's see if they like notice that I'm not
I'm not gonna get on it.
Yeah, bye.
Oh, me too.
Okay, I got my wand.
I think I will take it.
Ask for an op.
Dude!
These guys ladder movement is so annoying!
report this
You're not gonna want to miss this
Acts say it in close-left
Oh, good, all good
Expox the leap that
Cortana open up the stats of that round
the
I don't hate anybody, parking the chat, one of the people I hate are like really evil people
and
a
loss of
one stroke
I'm some of your chat saying I'm your friend.
He's wrong.
I'm not.
Okay.
and
he's got
It was not a pink roll.
I was hungry for it. I want kills.
What do you look like that? I'm like tensed. You ever been tensed before?
I'm not on wiki feet yet, but I'm saving my-
I know I've got like a really good fucking
thing. So I'm saving it.
Like I'll try this better.
I
,
nice to go around
and by your team to your discord way should I
How do you like make friends? Do you say hey, would you like to be my forever?
Hey, uh, would you like to be my friend? Oh, pal.
I guess it's like it's unofficial you have to go you have to just play it cool.
I usually start with high. That's crazy social.
Smoke slides outside, lots outside.
Supermortz.
Is he sick, where are you?
Right in the good day.
Nice car.
one
one outside going midi
right outside midi
one red
peace tag
midi
to
the last lobby entrance he's in lobby now
the hell is a god
Thank you, South London forever for the Tier 1.
Are you guys going dog-guh? What is that?
I want bonkey, dog-guh. What are you saying?
I-on, the 41 months.
You, you turn it off. I hate that. I actually fucking hate that.
Oh, fucks this. What the fuck is this guy's plan?
see if I save
CJ I on fat one and thing is for the subs bang one thing is so much
Hey
you guys like your pictures on you that's one very selective about adding it it's a huge day
but the fuck are we all going when I'm changing my spot every time
to
could be down right
Yeah, one down secret, I call.
Last two be.
That old's, thank you.
Please, what movie should I watch tonight literally just watch my vodds. I just want to watch my vodds
22
No, uh, what's the same? What's like a good movie? That's like actually good not like fucking
You know, artsy, fartsy and nonsense like something fucking good wake up dead man. Nines out three
Paracite the great movie
The menu is a pretty fun one
the minions
haha
what do you think that's a little uh, I don't know low brow
the minions huh?
haha
ah
coming up close
I think I'm gonna be a good one.
Fuck my stupid shoved life.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, Graham.
What made you wear glasses?
I'm legally blind in my life.
Dude, we're just that fucking good, actually.
We're super underrated.
Oh, literally.
A lot of people are not rated.
I'm the game if you got left
I'm already raining
Oh
There's probably 60 of the 90
You got a vacuum cleaner in the background
Dude, cool
That was my wife
I think it's a second scenario man
I'm not open squeaky
Guys
You're rich
Damn
two heaven two heaven
yeah we're on a sick flank one hell
I'm a man, lobby lobby lobby.
Oh, he's playing with the dice in the background.
Oh, man.
What is bonkey?
That is a fucking the Ferrari of acting cleaner.
What kind of have ones you have?
It's actually it's from my mic.
It's not my headphones.
I get it that big in a mic.
What?
We're not doing it.
We're gonna be responsible for this with probably some little far.
Watch this shot, two ramps, two are in ramp still, let's trade this guy in a dead
Lustry ramped it.
Oh, that was good.
Watch, I'll be here.
No!
I don't know if you're going to be in the middle of the game, but I have to bring back
The freaking bacon, all right. I gotta hit my swam goal
Vampire, Vampire, Vampire, Vampire push
So I get all I can
Why
Here we go
You shot it. You shot the fist goal
I tried a lot. 50.
I'm so good.
I'm just gonna rush. I'll try to be. He was going to go rap here.
I'll run 50.
Yeah.
No, you're not. You're fucking lying.
and you have a dice in the background, what are you talking about?
Yeah, there he is, I'm starting to put the deadlocking.
What are you saying?
Dude, we're gonna run us.
Oh, yeah, let's say we're gonna get some suggestions.
the
We can add each other as friends on discord. I didn't say while holding my mic
brown
like I'm playing Apollo
You like the new mode is a new mode, good?
I'm going to kill you.
you
two apps to have
the
one of the terraria stream coming all broski it's really soon we're gonna have such a fucking fun time playing terraria
I have a feeling that if I was to play terraria on stream most of it would be like
You know the crap the frickin magic boots. Are you stupid you don't read the freaking wiki video how do you not know all my god
And he's wasting his freaking materials on leather
Just trying to play the game
to
its wiki pd assimilator
you made your chat now lay with us that's crazy
that was so scary
All right, let's we can slow it down here if you want
Friendly not sure
I'm gonna go Marshmallow
one way has
is one HP has enough that
I can't see. My monitor is too big.
What many?
Our blue sendability.
I'm not even trying to like brag.
Why?
I'm too rich.
A lot of like four people to say my lobster is too buttery.
What is this fucking new NPC dialogue that the chat is unlocked today?
Did I?
Just don't know stuff. I don't assume you would know you clearly missed a stream yesterday where the banter was primo
Yeah, that's just what I like to see
He doesn't know the reference like us
is it doing a voice and I'm just looking to type 30 by the way I'm sorry
let's split it, let's rush, excuse you are some moon landing, you believe that shit
Don't click that link, whatever you do is a fucking fishing attempt.
I'm warning you, don't feel it, but it's so scary.
I'm gonna run, go on your team, go on B though.
Roger there.
I can pull.
I'm not gonna go more.
Okay.
Squeaks, I lost my crypto. Oh
Fuck
Come on
This guy's going for a pick, did he hit it?
one
one for many
What?
What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, one, two, three.
Oh, no, no.
What happened?
Oh, no, no, no.
Easy.
You can go to the maze.
What are you gonna be solid for the next pocket?
Go, let's fucking go.
Ooh.
Good luck.
and
well
hey guys let me know when the lobby cues
You
What's wrong?
What the hell is that?
you guys
let me guess what they're going to vote for just a baby
you guys I got some food
rice chicken and broccoli
and
you're all
this one
Okay, that means streamer's gonna sleep in 30 minutes.
It's gonna be a long stream, it already has been.
It's up to you.
What's up?
Guys wanna go, cat.
You got a smoke?
Yeah.
Sure.
One thing is crazy going on the call that way.
I'm running for it to land.
Okay.
Straight up.
There's one other.
Yeah, yeah
That was such a stick around
That was just what it says bombs planted yeah
Yeah, I think it's the money that oh, that's like beeping at the top
Oh, it's like glitch from me.
I'm running out long, can you flash me?
I can flash.
Thanks.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, yellow, can you speak again?
Hello?
Oh, it's not okay.
Okay.
All right.
501
Nice round
I fucking knew it, holy shit, that's quick
No
What? Who's that?
You do where you first happily married I'm happily married I'm going lower
What up cat fuck what I am a youtuber what's going on guys?
I'm a youtuber dude. Well I
I am.
My question is, um, do I have like that distinctive voice?
Like do I sound like a loser?
But now I can't be mean to them.
I would never be made to come on him.
Thank you, Michael, for watching seven streams
in a row, busy with the list of.
I'm smoking mid.
Wait, you want to go long, actually?
Give a long span.
I'll flash you out.
And I'm right.
I'm light up.
I'm Catholic.
It's smoking cross.
It's gonna be like two or three here.
I
Close
Fuck my child life. I should have won that
So embarrassing
I'll be right back to this.
You ought to do your best, you ought to boys follow me.
No, I guess I'm disappointed.
No smoke for the malleys
One now
Oh, say
you
you can go catch the smoke
you should take long like every round
if you guys are terrible at long like we don't have to take it long like we just
kill these guys and then go back catch
Yeah
Yeah, I'll get all good. Oh my god
What a need
one
one's close right
smuggie cross
devil
hell car
oh my molly wasn't deep in
You need me there. I don't have to go to the deep in one.
Malay to persoix. We might have hit him with them all.
Oh, my cam off. Wait, it is on.
I'm gonna think there's my holding up.
They are confusing. They're pushing the water.
I can't hear me anything.
Oh, let's try to push it, man.
Right there.
I don't want to be mean but I feel like the other team is bad.
Bye.
Yeah, I know.
One cat.
Want to hurt that, be it.
Yeah, I won't rotate it to be-
Yeah, there's two B side.
One mid.
B guy's going mid again.
B.
He's going mid again.
Nuri.
Holy laser.
B.
Yeah.
Two mid.
One cat.
I got a smoke for the molly.
I can take bomb.
Bout of the numbers on YouTube?
Fuck!
Now when you put it like that, L click form.
Fuck!
My freaking YouTube!
You too, but
Oh my god, nice
You do this vote
Dad
I wish I was joking, you've got to get on that YouTube shorts trend, do you sound like my uncle?
Hahaha.
It sounds like something my uncle would say.
Sure.
You got a bro.
I've seen so many stords.
Upcap.
I'm gonna die.
Could be Karr.
Smoke the cross.
Honestly, let's fuck this fuck this. Let's kill this guy mid.
Nice, now we can go be.
I'm going to go be honestly I'm going to go be honestly
I think I spoke to it.
Mr. Blubb?
Yeah.
Oh, thank.
Oh, see it's it.
I thought you were coming tunnels with me.
Sorry.
Hussmup mid.
and
to
the
of
the
That's true. I feel like it's hard to dictate the games
Someone smoke my molly, please
Smoke your molly smoke the molly. I mean like yeah, yeah, thank you
window and car. I'm sorry window window window window.
Alright someone going to come off.
Nice. Alright I'll die like that every round.
I'm tired of this mode for sure.
Who up would squeak on their main monitor?
There's no way.
You're just sitting there with the main monitor watching like this.
up to a
Yeah, the top of Lashon and Hummel are also alive, oh no, I bomb
Hi, here we go run my TV. I'll earn it
I thought it would be my bank.
Mid left side?
Show me your back.
Mid dead.
Chad, uh, let me flash you y'all.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
You know what we should do? Let's go, all go B tunnels and push out B right now.
Okay.
Could be pushed down into tunnels.
the
air lock walk walk
can you flash out here
but was got a flash I don't know
I wait for it I wait for it
I'm ready
left side left side
That's not good.
That's right, that's right.
Sai!
It was a good plan.
I mean, the idea was to trade and pistol and we're good.
I got it.
So, what's the trade the guy?
I don't care.
But I'm lucky the op dot cot.
Hi.
I think it'll be.
Watch it long.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes, we're gonna win this. This is the game winning flank. Ladies and gentlemen
Put your hands together for cloud
Nice flank dude good job
Yeah
Oh, when is it win
I'm going to get to 20 cannon and I'll get to the base of level 10.
I like premiere more.
I found the most racist guys ever on Facebook.
I
Give a flash
Long I know I shouldn't but I will
Two
Yeah
What a shot.
What do you eat broccoli, rice and steak?
Oh, shit.
Chicken.
I think.
I'm not alive.
Chad is so chatty here. I feel welcome.
Aww.
Nightmare Nightmare Notchiness.
That's sour. People are sleeping.
I'm not going to die.
I'm going to die.
Sorry smoke maybe?
Sorry.
Pick up Kat.
I'm going to die.
I need flash me up Kat.
Yep.
I'm long.
At that.
They might cut.
I'm not trying to hurry around along.
I'm sorry?
I'm off.
Can we lose that?
I'm gonna buy. We're in double.
I'm shit.
I can flash you long. If you're trying to get into pit.
I thought I felt
long
Nice two more two more
Nice way it's a good round
Yoda has to come alive
MMMM!
Oh my god.
My god, my god.
MMMM!
A strong A, I'm so cute to be a Hush.
Yes!
Fellows!
I'll take a hit when you're hooked up with the other.
You don't want these in joint or if it's as you can.
waste talking. Yes. Nice round, Yoda. Yeah, you can question mark me all you want. Bring it on.
I'm gonna run.
I live off of those, question marks.
First I'm trying to plus two,
noted and your brave.
Based.
One suicide and one lower.
to
check out mid out mid smoking mid to be right now
oh shit
good y'all is good
that's guy mid
good round
I'll take it. Can you flash me out long? I'm gonna molly, uh, door.
Yeah.
Where's you trying to burst light?
Let's go, fellas.
Good point, flash, flash, flash, flash.
Good point, flash, flash, flash.
Come on.
Five, four, three, two,
2
I'm down mid
One more medie. Two more medie, one medie.
Fuckin' you, I love it, I'm kidding.
Damn.
I like this game. Wait, is that that I'm free when I ask?
Yeah, yeah. How much does it?
I got a mid-werp like 10 bucks a day.
On the low top, those little things.
Oh, maybe I'll buy one.
Thank you.
Sam, that low.
That's a short amount of damage.
Thank you, nitroasty.
Yeah, I'm seeing Mark this scan.
I got a sign of flash.
Watch her be rush.
I think I pretty flush this. Come on out.
and
by a fade you won't brotherhouse board with a fit born with a fed
and I ain't talking about weed
of
that hit by the way that was my kill
it
it hit it
it
is that it's because of
one twenty eight
I was not sure long.
Flash is long.
Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Long.
Back to the way the guns.
I don't think he'd come up, Kat.
Yeah, better drink it, Kat.
That's a fuck.
I'm gonna be the top of the ground.
The point flashbang.
I think I've been...
Yeah, I went mid.
I'm gonna admit, to me, lower.
Everybody on me.
One light, I think?
Close to you?
No, it's not loud at all, sorry.
I'm not a bad son of them.
Six, seven.
I'm new here at Squeecia Narcissus.
Well, I have a picture of myself on a painting behind me, so you tell me.
I did her commission a painting of myself.
Please?
It's okay.
He times clear.
Chuka.
Shut up! Don't type anything right now! We're mad! I'm mad at you!
Oh
We're having beep. I'm in drama
Don't apologize. It's too late
I'm going to kill it.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Get the look at the bomb.
That's right.
I'm off again.
This guess what?
If you don't at first succeed, keep up and I will. And then we're gonna win this. We're gonna win this.
We're gonna fucking win this!
Yes.
Just not mid.
What? One lower, one mid.
Oh my god.
.
broken it's broken it's broken it's a broken gun i'm telling you
thank you i've got an account with it yeah
What's your get you?
Huh?
You don't want to do that.
Oh, I'm very good apparently.
You like Mario?
If I die cat, fuck it, so be it.
one
see, well you got someone to be?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where you gone?
Dead.
Of course, fuck, but that's good.
Sit in some...
Carisi asked corners.
Yeah, fuck please guys.
I'm just... why am I alone long and just peeking like that shut up!
I'm crying.
Oh, 2B2 and all of a sudden, just like that one in sight, you know, where he is, you single box.
Fix up an M4.
One's elbow time is sitting no kids
Hit the bar a kid
Thank you, Ongi
Fuck, fuck
Okay, that's what I didn't eat my fucking salad, all right?
Fuck the salad part.
I'm going balls to the wall trying like it's a fucking major.
All right.
Oh, it's good.
Someone come along with me.
Yeah, I'll come on.
We can all go along and then we take cat together.
to
there out
two more or hurt renderer Molly
Oh
I wish this is newly trading
One good
Let's go inside
Good round guys. Oh my god. Oh my god
That's just going squeaks files wait what files we're coming up
Excitement incident wait what do you mean?
Excitement point weight loss goals why does that why's that included?
as there's uh nobody uses the real commands
do I have any?
exclamation point back to or something?
that's a long list of that
three cats
three cat do I need I'm not playing it I can't play it
what's the one
chat right this down if we don't have long
nor do we have cats, then standing in sight is very foolish because they can come from here
and here and you're getting pinched. So we need to either take long or take time. You can't take
I need neither.
Just inside.
Alright, he's the weaky, weaky.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
I'm not sure.
I'm playing a pet.
Damn, 61% is...
a lot.
92?
92, yeah.
portion of it.
Hey, long after someone come with me, but if they don't know utility, it's impossible.
Okay, I feel bad for staying flashed me long, because I just feel like they're not
flashing.
What's this?
That is going to play smarter.
Long.
Oh
Why would you do that?
and
one was be our mission
a long
to
me
It's past that. He's a hundred percent past that Molly. Close mid. Close to you, Club.
Good job.
That's racist. I see a tie in me.
What is that racist?
I mean, I'm bound to go along with Yoda's entry I'll flash you up
Oh, this smoke hat. I'll try to smoke from my way Yoda
Yoda
and
a
and
a bomb
the
Yeah, I might go out of the blue, this is going to be so fucking sad, and someone smoke
better malley, perfect, I'll take a blow at times when I get there.
I
Nice
Don't
All of you
the
old way we can win this one
of the
We're gonna win this or tie it. We're gonna tie it.
Yep.
Okay.
Just flash me on.
one side
one way
single box
It just takes two fucking long like
We should have the push up now
I don't know if I can do that.
Nope, not by the way.
It's not even the cat. The cat was guys saved us.
Like, we're so fucked along. Because like everyone's just standing around.
We just need someone to take the charge.
I just a problem.
I'm trying to do this.
Did he...
Oh good.
Lysai.
Wait me off.
Let's do, um, let's do Cowboy B-Bop original motion picture.
Ooh!
You should have picked Jet or Raina.
Wait, I can't be too sad, we're two and one.
TUDE!
Holy fuck man!
All green!
That was my first loss in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 games.
I will take that, honestly. Fuck it.
3, 2, 1, much jam.
I'm gonna clowns on my team.
That's it.
Yeah.
Please just shut up on my 4-U page, playing counter-shrek.
Oh, no.
bucket all been in for no.
It's going to be dust two again.
Good as milage.
Squeeze out your favorite map.
I don't know. I'm gonna say somewhat annoying ass answer. I like cash. That might be my favorite map
How do you know wait
and
I think he missed her spaghetti legs from the prime
all right
I'm playing here.
Can I play with you all the time?
I don't mind.
Of course you can.
What are you guys doing discord kittens?
Yeah.
We're also cousins.
Oh wow.
Good for you.
Congrats.
I'm happily married.
No, thank you.
What am I?
Think there can be a
It's quiet
On them
Three in sight
one in a hall is
oh my god we win this wait we actually win this
I thought I'd catch him
I'm not gonna lie I was feeling myself
I
Like feeling you know feeling myself
A lion doesn't
Doesn't concern himself
With the herd what's the saying?
It's not that this much of a
up cat
for me
one right is pushing that is
still that I'm waiting for him
Kill's here
I hit this one or two
The knife is not to hit on ramp.
The point is there's...
That would have been such a gnarly shot.
That's the one.
You guess what I'm trying to push somewhere?
We could push me.
Oh, gosh.
This chance act right.
Cheating you're cheating you're cheating. Yes, I'll go through it on
Connor was up. I've never played the new deadlock mode. I fear I'm too bad
Fuck.
He's on top of like the box city.
I'm sorry.
I'll never save a fucking never save coming up a lot, man, dude.
I'm going through off, but just trust me bro, a bunch of fucking haters.
I'm not mad. Close close close.
Nice.
I'm going to go to the left.
I could be ladder.
Oh, he's getting window. Last guy.
What the fuck? A college bro!
I got a bunch of...
Call it!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god, if he wins the op, I'm never gonna op again. Oh my fucking god, please
Oh, yeah, sure, thank you
91, no 91 and six, it's crazy.
Round 4, too.
Yeah, I don't get it, but whatever.
Oh my god, they don't mallear, ramp.
No, they don't.
One leg top, man.
two
What's your connector?
What the?
Is it all?
We don't have control of it though.
Fuckin' snipers.
They smuck me out.
What's that?
I'm gonna ask about it.
Two lines.
Okay, move away.
I'll see.
One time.
One shot is going.
One in B.
There's two more shots.
Two more shots.
I guess that's got one H and D I think.
Okay.
I'm the best opera around I knew I should have kept offing
Yippee
Played to get this round. Don't backseat or I'll give you a stern talking to you here
I'm just joking.
Here's a putter feed up and joy.
Let's go.
Leg out mid.
You're not out yet.
I'm going B.
Oh my god, my mullie actually fucking stopped them.
Could be a cat.
No.
mid-open
cat cat
all right i have to hit a shot here
the
of the
no time sale
of
a
Click click click
Yo blues smile if you're a shitter who can only up
Oh, I'm in
and
the city
the
second
I'm not right, I'm only flash by.
Nice, nice.
I jumped during the molly on, I got excited.
Try mute the enemy team in case I say slurs.
C.L. Mut, enemy team true! The rampant of Mut.
Just in case.
I can drop one.
You guys are good?
Just that's wrong. I can throw a broke my throw.
Oh my god, terrible swan. I'm still going to peek it.
Oh, what am I there?
I'm gonna buy it up.
It's small to window.
What's pretty good?
Nice.
I'll call you.
I'll call you later now.
Good job.
Guys, I'm kind of honing, no?
Hey, Squeaks. Just want to sleep on the stream on. Thanks for watching me while I sleep. You're welcome.
You sleep well or...
You? What? What? He's the one who's shared. I'm just asking if he's slept well.
I'm going to go to the point flash by
It's a hit hit hit hit.
Watch out, I heard like two paths.
I'm going to retake.
Outpal, setbals.
Passedhead.
Insight hurt hurt hurt.
Nice.
Correct your last.
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
Who might go out with that him?
One versus one
of
the
of
the
Thank you. You really are built this for different.
And uh, what's your beast play here?
Why did I take you to the game?
I'm leaving them.
the
one
Yeah.
Hey, I'm pretty sure you've been by my name.
You know?
Yeah.
I just want to get you.
Yeah.
Hey, I can't wait to say anything.
And you said, I'm in FEDDOM.
I'm in the field.
Thank you for the prime.
Actually, you just got the Minecraft record.
Do you beat my guy for a center now?
Wake me up when you can beat force
I don't believe
I'm leaving man
I'm going to go.
Oh, he's jungle already.
Did he beat Forsen in MCSR?
Where was it?
Random seed.
Alright.
Wait, that's actually fucking huge.
We're going to win T-S-S-S-S.
I'm tired.
Who cares?
Smile.
I don't want to eat.
I'm not a contact me.
What about when you take me?
You guys stay here, right?
But I'm good at taking it.
All right.
Sure.
I have to burp. I'm so sorry.
I don't make sound boys.
Don't make sound.
All the clues when I tell you to?
Yes sir!
Are we in any?
What's out of his plan?
I'm so sorry.
Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
That's so quick now.
He's actually really got a fake egg.
I think I'd be the best to ever do it.
See you.
Okay, jump, jump.
Oh, nice shot.
Oh.
Fuck!
Damn it, that would have been the numbers on the YouTube!
No, no, no, no!
My freaking YouTube!
I need a smoke window, and I'll smoke connector.
I can smoke window.
A smoke connector?
Three person goes cap to go BS.
Love him.
Also just for us.
I'm great call. It's a really good call.
Oh, I want a peek, I know I shouldn't.
Uh, connector. Well, I'm gonna smoke cat. This time.
I feel like I'm in the smoke show.
I'll smoke window again.
There's no good cause.
I'm smoking.
They sell bomb mid by the way.
Okay, I push it. I push it. I push it. I push it. I'm gonna be jungle
I push you got bomb purple. I'm playing
Connect
Take all my feet. Oh my god
That's the jungle.
Yeah, he has the Alpha.
Probably going to save it.
There's closer shit.
Touchdown.
Squeeze.
Squeak.
I don't like this one as much, but...
Oh shit.
Oh good.
Let's go.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
You're kidding me.
It would have been perfect
Awesome. I'll pick up who I may and I'll try and just get a quick take. I've got a good point
I smoked window. I might have been this
There's three eight three players on a
I'm going to put that smoke back, okay.
I'm going to put you over the chest.
Okay.
Hold it, hold that.
Can you flash me in?
Can't.
I don't go there, can't.
Okay.
One P.
Spell cat.
Can you smoke?
It's exploded.
I
didn't push me he's connected from stat lives
maybe I was a little too slow.
Another guy holding me.
Three A, I'm pretty sure A blocks should probably go B it's dead.
Try to hit it.
Don't be, I have a smoke for the window like the B market window.
I can flash you guys out as well.
Okay.
Well, the last one told me a lot about them.
So smoke window again, I'm going to smoke connector.
Okay.
No way.
Okay.
I'm going to smoke this week with a report.
It told me a lot about them, huh?
They're just a whole W or.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Nice. He's on bot just.
Hey hey. Nice. I was one more hurt, one HP.
to
squeaks year giving
a liftard baby my callers red way
He called me.
Here and thank you
Oh, I got the animation.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Not it!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Every time you get that animation, you get one free kill.
That's the rule. That's the rule.
Every single time did you know?
Because what is this threat?
That's 40, we're pushing it, that's 40, we're pushing it, that's ready, that's ready,
that's ready, that's ready, come, come, come, come, come, come, no, 3, 2, 1, let's go.
I mean just do a beast play and give me our e-mail and kick out from the ground.
Yo, let's work out all this work out. Okay. Okay.
Get a peek at. Right.
I don't have a rat. Okay. I don't have a shit.
Just different words A. I'm gonna hide here in the killable things.
Got him. Got him.
I've a lamp flash, ready?
flash ready, flash in.
We have to run out. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm going on a press.
We win this.
There be a so weak and they're mid is terrible.
It just play behind our smoke.
I don't have any you till I'm walking and walking and walking and walking and walking.
Oh, that's all good. Give a flash.
Oh, let's go, let's go.
Why are we waiting? Oh my god, I pushed me ahead. I need a friend. I need a friend.
We have the site
How they're gonna be really fucking close
Fetch, fetch, fetch, fetch, fetch
That's got one bunch
Oh my god, yes, please please please, I found them. Yes, yes, yes
He's got to be oh my god
is not up
god
always shakey is a mushakey
he's nervous he's scared
of
no no no no
no
it's like cheating as God
Ah! It's so nerve-wracking!
No!
What got you one?
I should have did it.
What a round it.
I don't know how he survived that.
Alright, we're still broke your shit though. That's not gonna be a fun round.
Nope.
I'm going underpass.
Can someone smoke window?
I've got an authority equally.
I'll fake flash mate. I'll fake flash mate. I'll push it.
I'm gonna peek lower.
There's a fake flash fake flash. Oh, that one was real though.
Once upcat, two upcat!
Let's go!
One on me!
Two on the corner!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
I got your cross!
Just click the cross, hurry, you have a teammate, your teammate's ramp from peeking.
Is it gone now?
Just hide and we went.
That was good.
The job!
and
a
I'm pushing this right now.
I'll go pal, I'll go pal.
I'll just go, I'll just go.
I'll just go, I'll just go, I'll just go, I'll just go, I'll just go and go.
There's...
Wait for it.
Oh no.
Oh what?
and
I think I can see over the fire
like on his side of fire was not bad
Oh, God damn
There, long stairs. Oh, I don't like
That was actually so fucking sad
That was so sad
Dunbar levy thing that's your one
Don't even hit I didn't even miss shots. I think the eye gel was great. I just wish
He was a little smarter
Like for one two of those rounds. I don't like like everyone go palace or everybody go mid
I wish it was like you never want to do that. I feel like you need someone and be caught be
be Toml or excuse me,
apartments or a ramp or something.
Why don't you say anything?
I don't want the friction, the heat.
The heat.
Thank you, freema for the two months.
Feel later.
I think I'm gonna go back and let me know what map I'm playing.
If it's not too I leave.
You
I
Oh, meow
Guys, excuse me, just gotta be me. Oh my freaking god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
underbied into Glock. I give it a sub.
What? What?
What?
and
the counter strike at the lock
trying to be a community maps i actually have i like play the one in the jail
that's a good fucking map
I'm going to play one game on it though. Hello?
I'm down a rush B.
Okay, second mid-apse.
Guys, if you're talking shit about my juicer, his watch is cooler than yours and you're literally poor than him.
I think I can handle that pretty well.
Do you ever consider this?
One top mid.
Oh my god.
That's it.
you
can use a slap the mp5
there we go
i'm all in core
I'm dead okay
Good banana control
one more CT
very nice
you're going to play beta to soon I'm not a fucking pervert
I'm going to call you
I don't think I don't know what you're talking about here, all right?
Buster?
What's next?
Meet a plane near Automata?
Like I don't know that shit?
Come on.
We will wait for the wave to come back.
A Tomina, whatever.
to
be sandbags oh my god, that's so fucking fearless
here out of tomatoes
I'm lit.
Ooh, I don't know.
We know you're lit.
I've never smoked first of all
We did I just have to poopy like that second of all. I'm not high
You're either bad they don't even fight banana
Whatever, no, they didn't launch arm
Explosive with us.
I'm trying to see tea.
one
Oh my god, what the hell is that?
They're not so sad.
She's there, they're gonna get 24 hours shoot, I'm serious, you get red rank, brother, I'm on, I'm actually not kidding you, you're gonna want to watch these rounds.
I have been getting really fucking good, really good.
Like having an impact when you're the game, I'm happily married.
one
I'm dead in three
All right, but I'll try to get the fire in here.
Or you running to the smoke.
You're running to the smoke.
One more.
Good job.
Yeah.
Guys, what the hell, I was checking the subreddit and there seems to not be a consensus regarding
Squeaks' mariles status.
Now, I've been watching Squeaks for two and a half years.
I've run the numbers.
I've checked out his stream during the Mario era.
And at the time he was not wearing a ring and then later I'd look at his hand and by God
He has a ring and I'm not talking on his middle finger. That's more a ring
I saw that on episode seven when he was playing I get to work
Now I'm a little bit confused and I want someone to confirm is squeeze or no is or is not married
I don't want to be weird about it, but I am inquiring, so if someone can please get to this message as soon as possible, I'd appreciate it.
and
I'm going to cloud is on the other team
if he comes banana mad
I'm re-smoking.
Oh, you're cheating.
You're up.
Who is the rich petalite?
You haven't seen those whiffs.
Who's the rich, L like that rich?
You may, okay, like a...
Do you want an AK?
Yeah.
All right.
You're rich.
Come on, let's go to the...
Which are you married to the bag?
Yes.
and
what
the
small city
and the legal escalate fucking about that
one
week launch after all that smoking ice movie ice movie
I'm gonna do any damage by round.
I was too HP.
Did you just get it?
Rich.
Hey, are you happy married?
Actually, I'm.
Congratulations, mom.
Thanks, dude.
I'm not.
You're not happily married.
Are you like, oh, divorce?
Oh, devour is not shit. It's already hear that
She got bored
What?
The beat banana banana, so banana orange.
Flash in, Flash in.
It's not a turn stone.
Nice.
I lost all my armor here, but I'm so long.
You have to rebuy it.
That's why I'm...
So she said she said she got bored of sitting at home. She got bored. Yeah, that's so that's
that's
uh
Yeah
She gave what are you? Not me in life. She's not the idea
Oh, I know I'm like that. Oh, I know I'm like that. Oh, I got bored of life. She got bored of life
So she divorced him
Crazy, that's a crazy that's insane. I just said that
Oh, that I'm gonna go ahead
I'm leaving you
I don't need a single boss, and you can use me.
Just do something.
One more, a more.
One more, and what's this?
I'm flying again.
C.T.
BOKING ya.
Let's K-BOKING ya.
BOKING ya.
I'm so lost for some reason I don't know what just over came me
you better make sure your wives they've entertained
I'm crazy.
Please, um, look, whoa!
Um...
Fuck it, bros.
I'm up there.
Wait, I'm rapping.
Oh, she's in the closet.
Do your Minecraft impression?
You think my wife doesn't know Minecraft?
Please let him play
Oh, he can win man
What the fuck?
I thought I was playing Pickman next to Gigi, that's freaking dope.
and
if
that's a lot of
the
I'll see you guys tomorrow. We'll play more Mario more counter-strike maybe some rocket league who knows that
That was really fun, man. I really enjoyed I got a good Mario run. I got good uh
good at playing
Counter-strike a little bit
I hope you guys enjoyed the stream the stream has been long but it's been fun. It's been like stuff I fucking love doing
Anyway, it's you tomorrow, all right
I will read Falkyre.
She's my counter strike.
Later guys, see ya.
Bye!
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