Thank you.
It's up.
Shatter's.
Oh, holy sellout squeaks on out.
Dude, I didn't even say yes, I, I felt bad though, because I think Luddy assumes, so I told them,
ah, I'll make it. It's got to be fun.
Thank you, pure cold for getting a shove.
Agile, thanks for the shove.
Photosynth the Chris, thank you for the six out.
Six, excuse me, thank you for the prime offline,
and get to see you Hunter Biden's Glock.
Hope you're doing well.
Thank you, rough, warlock.
You just wake up, no, I want to walk.
And it was like really windy,
And I had pommated in my hair, so my hair's like a mess of it.
Yeah, Valkyrie told me she got to 10K. That's really good.
Oh, Chad, I got to 19,500. By the way, yesterday.
So we're back.
Yendel, thank you for the 32 months.
I'm going to get to the 20K and then I'm going to face level 10.
easy. E. Z. Rose gift. Thank you for the prime. Thank you,
Basie. Has everyone doing? Are you guys doing good?
Carey, it's your only good off stream. Your hair is pretty bad today.
Okay, dude. Okay, you know what?
and
uh... is there still drama between you and jinxie now we made a mens
we definitely made a mens i'm not in drama
we definitely you know talked it out uh...
and we're good.
Oh wait, I'm spelled as a name.
Oh shit.
Now I did it, you're fucking lying.
The fuck is this music?
What the fuck is happening?
So I'm gonna do homework or something that every,
this is what I'm talking about.
the
one of this is what I'm talking about
I think we're doing like seven pros or so seven news first one pro
but you think they know I'm diamond in this game
Who's the pro?
Retail. I'm not sure actually the only pro I really know and Rocket League is Kronovie
Retails pardon oh and Rizzo and Rizzo
I'll play Kalumon at some point.
Shriveled hog, thank you.
Wait, do you guys know I think I got scammed in Japan?
Brother, this isn't feeding my Nintendo 64.
What the fuck man?
It doesn't fit.
What the fuck?
It's a region locked?
Dude, I thought Nintendo 64's, the consoles aren't region locked, all right guys, just
say, shit.
like the N64 doesn't have a region specific console.
Oh, it's because I got my Nintendo 64 from
Toys are us.
It's a physical region lock.
You need to cut out the tabs in the slot.
Oh, I'm not gonna do that.
Okay, I gotcha.
Okay, I just will not do that ever.
I'm actually fucking scared.
It's really easy.
Well, I just like found on my desk and they go,
oh, that'll be so fun.
Oh, and then, holy shit.
I got super Mario Bros. 3, the cartridge.
I'm like, holy shit, how do I use this?
It's just a no pad.
What the fuck?
What the shit?
It's just a holder for notes, man.
Wow.
Talk about language barrier Jesus.
Chris case of the uh thank you
what time is the game
i have no clue
i am so not prepared
um terminated thank you for the prime thank you Chris case of the uh
i think it's uh it starts soon though very soon
Potsville.
Thank you for the sub.
Oh, 230 Pacific.
530 Eastern.
230 in G-time.
C.S. Time. I don't have time for a counter strike game.
How do I do some rocket league? We do some warm-ups
Damn you have some motion
A-K-A lovely there's like, hey, I need some more than for this
Yes, definitely some motion, but you never know it that guy. I mean, maybe I'll choose someone who's better in a thumb now
You never know. You never know. I'm his nepo boyfriend.
Thank you, Allison. Can you and I play some two v2s? No. Why does it say happily married
question mark? Oh, just like putting a emoji. Oh shit. Because the game doesn't register
and emoji. Oh shit, okay.
They don't believe you.
That's toxic.
I will be playing some CS2 today.
I, uh, I've been practicing some Mario.
Dude, I actually think I can PB.
I think I'm at officially PB ready.
Also, my game is ugly, because I lowered all of the graphics settings.
Reinspired by XQC, as XQC ever speedrun Mario.
Oh, because of Minecraft.
Dude, I gotta get on Minecraft speedrunning now, actually.
I just realized, I gotta get on that.
I just don't know how to do it.
Shorty, they go to your one.
I can teach you.
I mean, I got some lessons from K4 off stream, which was super helpful.
Okay, but the reason I still don't know how to speedrun is because I want to, I'm a idiot.
it yet for one and then for two I um I want to break it down
perception so I did like hours and hours in the overworld but I still don't
100% get it
Gary jumbo thank you
you
it's hard for me, it's hard for me, man
I just don't know, I don't know, I'm just like not good, I want to
before I do runs, I want to know everything, because there's different
like, like a shipwreck, you better certain things, the craft thing I want to get
fast, I don't know, I'm just in my own head, I just have to be bad for a while.
the
were squeeze for your desert island chatters what is that mean
like what I stand on a desert island
I
would choose the people who I think would taste
or would uh
would be the most like charitable with food
because if I have to survive I want to make sure it's like
people have good survival skills
what
Like I'd have to run interviews.
Actually valid.
Like if you guys like, here's what I'll say about cannibalism.
I'm against cannibalism 100%.
But...
Hahaha.
Ahhhh.
but if I was like force to eat a human or I die I would eat a human without a doubt like I
I've there's like this trope and zombie games where there's always like a cannibal like a human that
cooks other humans and eats them and they're always seen as this monster is fucking
being honestly I don't think that's that like like to survive I've always thought like if it was like that or die I would eat a human
what like I understand I just don't get it are people just being dishonest
like, would you guys choose death or eating a human?
Be honest.
First of all, I wouldn't even be in that situation because if there was this zombie apocalypse,
I would just kill myself.
Like, without even a, and not even in Minecraft in real life, fuck it, damn me.
Like a zombie apocalypse like if I had to live like in the last I would just fucking end it like instantly
There's no way I want to go through that
GG's
Then I would eat you then you should eat me eat me up
For sure like if I'm dead you might as well cook up my meat and enjoy
Put some freaking Soracha or whatever. I mean heck for your survival come on
Thank you, mutiny poop sock, osmos, thank you, shrivel the hog.
I would choose mango.
Did you some games?
Some prak?
Are we done shiit shadow?
part of the human would you eat first the cartilage or maybe I don't know
you what the fuck you you you you you answered so quick okay hold on what okay let's
just write that over what part of the human would you eat um the cartilage I think
much better
I'm not reading that kitty likes eggs even 30 at months
I
Is this title for real? Yeah
What? I can hang with the big dogs
I really can.
God forbid what the fuck did my team up? Oh, save it!
You and E-Rob should do a Marathon stream together one day? No, I'm good.
Saw again.
only fuck, come on it's a free shot. Nice job.
Are you playing with your friends or coworkers?
Uh, coworkers? I'm playing with other streamers.
What are you talking about?
the
don't worry we'll be back in our anti-slash of james and chatters some of you are freaking out
don't you worry
all right left the wall
amidst
Oh no, he got fount.
Oh my god, what is he doing?
Come on!
the
of
the super stinky stink
Oh
one
Thank you, teammate.
Fuck, my Chungus live.
Yes dude.
Why did he go for it?
Oh, I could have hit that!
Why do you do that?
Red Cliffs, thank you for the Prime.
Who are you? Jinksy mobs you.
He actually does mog me.
Oh, I'm in the middle.
one
do I need this when I think this is my dear like that's actually said I'm seeing so casual about this
God, it's all good. We have a minute.
Terrible hit.
and
all
could have a lot of their
the
duty to do that's actually fucking
of
after this room are you gonna cook mess with
the clavic killer
oh what the hell
okay good didn't derank holy shit holy
the
O.A.
How's it going to warm up game, wasn't it?
Just a little warm up.
Make sure never to play again.
What's up back flip?
Do you play Rocket League back flip?
Oh, so I don't do your rank. Oh, I was about to fucking destroy you. Sorry. Okay. Oh, okay. Wait, you're being nice.
Oh my god. He's a god. I'm all chasing.
team
I'm home
Nice, damn this guy's actually fucking good
of
all
i thought i could beat them
all my fucking
God, how does he block it?
Carrying me, please, I need it.
These guys are so much better than me,
it's actually insane.
I
Check that back I can hang I can hang
On a very boost
Fuck
and
the
of
one
one's a collab sweetie very soon
hey one more time
nice try I'm just out of position completely
oh
I'm trying to get it in the way. Okay, it's successful. Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good.
It's being annoying, it's fucked in that guy.
Dude, fuck man.
Buc.
Have you ever always had a decent taste in music?
Dude, I'm literally on YouTube music, play now.
Like you guys, we're all fucking in love with a robot algorithm.
We all of us, all of us.
How do you find music?
I don't
We're back
We're so fucking back we're so fucking back holy shit
all of the
of
the
to
what the fuck is happening
nice
one
No, my God, my God, my God, it's so sad, I'm actually sad.
I got all windows
now I'm pissed off
I
Got the fuck out of you
Yes, yes, I'm in the middle
Oh, my god
Tell me you don't have fucking chills after that
Come on fucking chills
and
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
you
that is so good
I think I can one versus one a broccoli probe
It's so underranked. Holy shit.
I'll go to the bathroom really quick. I'm going to get copy too. Enjoy enjoy the song.
you
I was up.
Was up.
Sorry.
I've been chugging water.
Like, actually chugging.
No, capa.
about a single cafe in sight, so I'm going to piss a lot.
Squeeze how'd you get so good at so many games? Oh, what a great question.
Oh, you know.
Just keep at it.
I'm texting my X right now. What should I do? Confess your love. Like actually say I miss you babe.
the
don't also like why are you texting your ex are people that fucked up
up
why is so judgmental I don't think it's judgmental to say it's not a good idea to text the eggs and
but you do you I guess I guess you're right that's the fuck was that it was like
Oh, I called you fucked up. Oh, no, I meant it is fucked up
Actually, do you do you? Oh, I'm sorry
That's my love. I was on the left side
you know what you're right I am being judgmental I'm going to start texting my
ad.
Nice.
You're married that's fucked up very judgmental are we?
the
I don't want anybody. No hoggins, thank you, Marm for serving for the prime. What the fuck?
But how does that mean?
Nick, don't be, thank you!
Aww, dude. I don't want to call anybody out, but, um...
the
are the new arc Raiders update
let's see update I've even heard about it
holy shit
they're so in sync
Um, hello?
Juke.
Alright, is my teammate in the middle?
Doesn't matter.
Why no more cobblemon squeaks? I just don't want to play it. I'm over it for now.
It was fun. I don't want to be in cobblemon over there.
the
thing
did you weigh off all of your low punnies
I guess I mean they're still roaming wild
Oh my god, that's try
They're not homeless, they're free
They're no longer shackled to the cafe like I held them back
the
way
of
all
Oh no...
Other... I got it! Please, you don't have any boost!
Nice hit.
I
I got greedy
You're listening to some bullshit
Okay, okay, okay, okay brain food playlist by Tiffany
Oh my god
of
it's so funny when I play a game on stream
there's always like a first time chatter that's like how the fuck are you diamond
this chatter like is this a chatter who's like hard stuck in like a lower
elo.
Like my question is how are you not diamond you can be so bad and be diamond, you know?
Oh,
all of them stick
all wait
what a shot good try
Come on one more touch. Okay, is he on the floor?
Nice together! Together! Okay, we can do this! Come on 30 seconds!
We could actually do it! Snow, thank you! I haven't been playing face at all,
hints and things at five months. I'll get to face it.
But...
They said stuff because they should remind me of people like me.
Like people who think they're better than they actually are.
So the ego's time to it is very...
It's a delicate place to walk.
Oh my god, wait.
I have no boost.
Like I feel like everybody is baiting me and I'm baiting everybody, so nobody leaves.
you're getting me why why why why come on
Oh my god, I worked so hard for what?
Shit.
Oh my god, I'm actually...
I'm totally good.
I am fine.
and
you crash out like a Disney villain
and
get the fuck out of here sorry I'm being really aggressive
Oh, Mike, I mean, like, can you imagine looking at that angle and executing that shot?
to
and
nice to do all of the fact that the same
as it is taken
the
Jesus, I feel like it's not stopping
love a god
it's on
beautiful fucking setup
beautiful shots
beautiful
that's what I'm talking about
to
the
Come on man. Oh line there. No. Oh, I was just fucking winding up.
Oh, I got to diamond one.
What is a match in like ten minutes?
How are you Diamond?
God of...
Found him.
How is he diamond and I'm left in the gut, dust, wooden-free?
I don't know if you can see it.
Oh, it doesn't make sense. He misses all the shots that I would have hit.
Have you played with Charlie before?
Are you calling Mr. Moist critical Charlie?
What are you guys pals?
Oh.
to
my dead
by using what are people saying charlie
yeah, me and Charlie we have been hit why sound like him
I was funny now with you. Anyway, see you.
Beautiful.
Marissa Paya's, thank you for the prime.
time
How are you diamond? It makes no sense it must be a region thing he must be on streamer internet
You know they're bad because they think diamond is good. I'm I'm toxic that I actually apologize for anything. I said
I feel bad about that guy who I said you're fucked up to when he said I'm talking to my ex
you think he left
oh it bounced way too high
man
what a fucking stop there
I'm sorry, I wasn't sure if he's going for it.
Nice, it's free!
a
oi
thank you Dylan
fuck my stupid shungus live
dude that's you to go for what? what are you doing?
the
way, you guys on the other team are pretty bad
that's why
okay
the
down
it's not a question mark it's supposed to be a heart emoji
the
and
the
is the head of the
Oh no, no, all right.
Fuck, I got schooled.
Please, why don't you think me from my 25-day watch streak?
Thank you.
Through 25 days is actually insane. I'm actually a jackass.
Some people are redeeming 50.
I
should do not redeem it
55 days in a row
God damn I even recognize some of you who are redeeming 55 days in a row. That's crazy
I can imagine you silently judging. I'm scared now. Damn.
side. No offense but only 20 after everyone redeemed 55.
That's why.
Make sure.
15. Please. What a casual.
I'm gonna do my teammate left oh wait his teammate left
the
are being so weird, like not going for it, because it's a respectful one-on-one. I don't want to score
goals for the waste of time. If this teammate left, I want him to actually have some fun.
Thank you, but if we were down a goal, I would fucking destroy it. I would go hard
Like I talk about e-loading me. I would sacrifice a lot to rank up. I'm telling you
I'm not gonna say what but I would sacrifice a fuck ton
one
why do you say hop on little mama why do you say that
all you want to be a star let's let him be a star
I'm not a little mama.
Whoa.
Ha ha ha.
Oh man.
I went for like a cut.
Oh, I thought you think
Would you murder any of us to get 10k viewers right now?
No
But to rank up and lock it up
I'm in
and
I'm playing like shit
I wouldn't murder anybody under any circumstances on purpose
what the fuck why these guys so
These guys so bad and good at the same time.
and
would you kill a serial killer i don't think i have it in me
I'm gonna start trying.
F
I
had
But I've got heart? Oh
My streamer
I
said my streamer actually not bad
actually oh shit wait how do I cancel the queue I'm late
wait there's no activity of it I think I'm good for another
and
you're playing so who cancelled
what the hell was happening
Asmclam?
Oh, I'm sorry. I put pressure on him.
Like, I just wish he would let me play.
Do something crazy.
the
my turn
you'll have
you
are so bad
what a good fucking try honestly
nice shot to holy shit
Almost an insane read
Love like I haven't even downloaded the game
That's what I like buddy you think so the video before the execution you know what I mean
It doesn't ask what I need for it to get done. You just fucking have easy ideas guy and then it goes
That's what I like about Loody
Nobody's got time for the details
That's crossbowso
I'm not the fuck is that dude. Oh my god, it's infuriating
Sully rage
Like why is he there? Let me have a chance dude. Oh my god
good. There he goes. Now you have to pass it. Not quite. He's so tough actually.
Oh, he's up here? Oh, okay, I'll go back. Go ahead, buddy. No boost. Zero boost. God, God, God, zero boost. Go, go, go, go. You can't go back. You stop. Oh my God, oh my God. Yes, wait, he's actually a god.
is he seriously in the air I'm actually I'm actually just never going to go in the air again is he actually in the air there it must be a troll
I
Oh, good try
Oh, I shouldn't be in the air. He's gonna be in the air. Oh my god. He actually is in a great spot. Yes, dude
I can't work in a live this game. I know we're up by one. I just know
one goal we fucking fall apart. Do you want to take it?
I can't. I'm actually worth fuck. I know we're fucked. I'm staying in the hole.
the
good let it touch let it touch the ground
there we go all right all right all right all right we did it
whoo
all right
hey thank you
oh division 2
Oh, not bad!
Ow!
Okay, would you like something like very, um, very cool?
I'll need to ask him.
There's an act going, sorry.
I told you I have a bathroom problem.
you
What a out of my brain, can you?
There it is.
Where the hell is it?
and
a lot of it is talking to you up in jingsie's chair right now or whatever
to
do to will I drove around to my new Toyota Corolla with this on
to
I was quiet for like a month straight just because I thought it, you know, I guess aura farming
That baby hands
Wait, why could I say the aura?
What the fuck am I watching?
The
It's wide
Oh come on
oh no, yes
oh I thought that was in for sure, that's so sad
the
family
a
nice
team
I'm talking about positioning meanwhile I'm like in the middle of nowhere.
Good try.
Oh!
Good try.
the
you know what I think having police are in your songs to be banned
bank
if they play on the radio hell no
W take W shot
and car horns I agree
of
all my god
It's free. Yeah, let's fucking go.
Are you nervous? No, we win this 100%.
I have full trust. Oh my god.
and
I got it
to
some of them started your day with an R1 coffee
uh... g
and i got the savina carpenter
juice
and it was like twenty dollars
twenty some on dollars
is that crazy
You're fucking lying. No, it was like a $20 drinking and I had like Seamaw some stuff in it
I'm just saying I gave me diarrhea. Sorry to be crazed for that
Yes, yes, it is with cutie
She bought me all of the her one
Like fancy drinks
Yo, greatest landino. Thank you for the two months
to the
other in
what you can open
a way am I not in it yet
I don't get at it yet, don't do I?
Do this like they add one, one, one.
Go into the lobby, it's screaming.
I'm going to be very quiet
going to the lobby and go
no, no, I'm going to I don't want to
Thank you train as life, thank you for the auditory forever.
I think we have to wait for me to be summoned.
So, can I play more rocket league?
I'm not in the discord. I'm in Ludwig's stream. Are you guys confused?
All right. May it seem like I joined the discord. Sorry. I'm on Ludwig's stream.
I'm ready to play Rocket League.
Oh, perfect.
My money's on, James C.
Yes, okay, I would like to brag about it.
I mean, I'd like to brag about it.
All right, I'm looking at my prediction here.
12 million channel points are on the pro-winning,
all the games.
The next closest is five million on seven streamers.
What the fuck?
Because they don't respect streamers, James.
They don't know.
They don't know what it's like.
They can't relate all my money on one streamer's number.
I don't know.
I have a lot of respect to streamers.
OK.
Create a game with a password that's the best way.
You have a private lobby, right?
Reddles?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Can you explain your stats for spectating as well?
Yeah, you can.
Thanks for the coin index.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
How do we do that?
Don't get scored on, buddy.
Don't get scored on.
I just have to find out again.
I will not get scored on.
Don't get scored on, buddy.
You don't want to be my next victim, dude.
I don't want to be my next victim, dude.
You don't want to be my next victim, dude.
Okay.
weeks ago. Hello, I'm going to be a problem for you.
Oh, no, that would be a large problem. I do not want that. I do not want that at all.
Rocket League just typed in my chat.
Here before Jinks, you've been someone we want.
Yeah, like Steve, what I'm saying?
Why does Broadway have no faith in me?
Uh, because they have blown out of the crowd.
These are regular silverers and golds, too. These are streamers.
We've even breathed video games, dude.
I spawned in with a controller in the hand when I was three, bro.
He's not even close to Silver.
He ought to be gold.
He's getting a hold by Rocket League servers.
Yeah, I'm kind of above the silver thing.
Like I hit gold one and two and I'm silver three and one.
So like I'm gonna hit gold tonight.
Probably.
Thanks for going all the way to champ.
You're going to the top right?
Oh yeah, I'm going to realistically.
I think my bowl for Rocket League is probably
Diamond or chat maybe champ.
Maybe chat.
I believe in you, so we just go join private put-in in the
post.
Yeah, that's Austin.
I mean, 32 million channel points on reddles not losing even the
7 B1 check what I did a prediction for Jess Evers Reddles and it's 99% to 1%.
I told my channel, the only way I've been to this game is if he gets like
rate it by the FBI and the middle of the night for something. Okay, I'll have a situation.
How do I? Okay. Okay. Play. Is it private America? Yeah.
All right, I'm on my way. I'm on my way. So we're about to start this challenge here. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. We're kicking it off. Game one, baby. You got this, Janksy. Yeah. And
love, if I don't got it, bro, we're just going to be one that is just going to be over instantly.
But yeah, but for sure at least score one goal, right like just so we have like a little momentum
Go like don't get shut up. That's it. Just don't get shut up. I will yep. Yeah, I already have the same mindset
I'm obviously not gonna win a five minute match against a pro. Oh, if I can score a goal
I had up one being one that's gonna live in his head
He's gonna be thinking about tomorrow morning when he wakes up and sees a TikTok
I'm gonna be swimming on his head. Yeah, I just got to get in his head. My only goal here is just score
That's my only goal and I see them play buddy. I've seen fatigue around like I
I want to see how good you actually are even though people are Reynolds. I do. I do I have played those guys on land
Jinksy. Oh
Okay, I'm saying I've seen
Evo junk. I am
Miles closer to those guys that you played with and you are to me. You know that right buddy
Brian Skellebreenie all right, let's go ahead. Come on. Well, let's see what's in you want. Take your side you want blue
kind of run
You pick you pick. Not guys. There's I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just you know
I'm so this is game one one be one all right, and if I lose it's give me one
Yeah, I'm you know, but so you guys can focus squeaks you know stream it to you. Oh, yeah, I can't join
Back kick off
Rettles I can't get off
You nervous a little bit a little bit
But I'll be honest, I've been a little nervous for this.
I can't say I've played and I'm not as nervous.
Oh, we're playing dirty.
Oh, okay.
No, no, we're playing dirty.
Okay.
We're playing dirty.
You demo in front of the net.
Wow, holy scum.
But if that is pure scum, by the way,
can you or scum?
Jinksy, Jinksy, have you ever been an air-drable bump?
Uh, Chad, I'm muted myself.
Do you know what an air-drable bump is?
I honestly don't know what that is.
Okay, go to your net.
Holy sh, I'm getting this one.
You have to jump first.
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, wait.
To get in the air though, just double press X
and don't lean back yet.
You gotta wait to get in the air, right?
Dude, is this guy coaching me in the game?
Bro, I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
I'm just saying, don't come to the end game.
Dude, I'm trying to help.
By the way, I can give that around you every time if you don't flip.
Oh, I don't like..
I gotta make a log.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
No!
Dammit!
Look up, look up.
He paused.
Oh, my god.
Lodwig.
unpause bro.
From his page of stemos.
Is this how you got bro?
He's stemos.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, go.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ!
You know, Jainthsey a lot of it here just wanted to have a sound.
It's gonna be for a second.
Sorry, Mince Passy haven't scored yet.
So just yeah.
I know I know I know I'm gonna score.
I've got to score.
Totally by the way, I'm gonna be the best person in the ball at some point.
You got to try it?
Oh, what a wicked study!
He's just popping!
Bro, are you tolling with me?
Yo, dude, no, no.
Who are you feeling my dude?
Stop with bro!
Stop with bro, stop with the generals!
Yo, Reddolls, I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Cause I'm gonna keep it a buck, cause I'm gonna keep it a buck.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Reddolls, I'm gonna keep it a buck.
pro I've ever seen, you play like the biggest child ever about. You just demo. I
don't you literally just demoed you. Why do you demo? Wait, I'm not a lot of
women. We get the first time, as it makes sense. How should we, how are you getting
the first time? How does he do that? How are you? You're broken. You're stupid.
It's a song.
I don't want to hear that by my skip broke.
Have a little glass.
Have a little bit of glass, dude.
Skip.
Jinks, yeah.
I just want you to know if we went to a thousand goals.
I would have gotten this quote on.
You got this speed.
How does the speed flip, too?
I want you on goal.
Can you, you're ready to shoot on your net?
I'm not going to go, bro.
I don't want to go.
OK.
I only go to the first week in a game.
OK.
No, no, I actually think we're not I'm gonna beat up
Nice good job because I just have to be in the world like these guys are gonna be ball chasing at the place space
Jesus
Hey brother brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait you're gonna get a different one go get a different one
That one's that serious
She's got actually being serious like
Reddle stop bro, please leave me fuck
Oh my god!
Thanks for coming here.
Get the stone in!
My big skips!
Gips give the song!
Do you want me to skip it, right?
You're like, yeah, I told you!
I told you!
I thought you wanted to watch it, just to think about what you could have done better in the moment.
No, I don't.
I don't.
Okay.
Okay, I'm going to be my first booster.
Yeah, this guy.
Okay, I got it.
Wait, I'm going to be the first booster.
You're actually a troll.
No, you're actually a troll.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Why does this guy?
Oh, no, everything's good.
Save, do everything.
So begin it to advance players. Some of these you would have heard it before, but I tried to make it not too much at the stand stuff.
Regardless, I'm whether or not you are a beginner or a more advanced player.
Oh, okay. And because there is always something you need to learn.
Yes, if you are brand new to the game, I'm putting this first. Just please play the game. You need to play this.
Are you fucking serious? Then top tip is to play the game.
Alright, we gotta go.
How do you use cameras?
You have two camera states, bull cam and car cam.
Now, when you're starting off, I recommend you use bull cam 90% of the time.
It's going to make it easier to track the bull as it makes its way around the field,
and even though it may feel a bit off-putting, it's something you do need to get used to.
The other time I recommend you to go on your way back to defense,
so you can go to some of the boots pads for it to make sure that you don't bump your on teammates.
You'll cut doesn't matter. You can use anything. Yes, what? Yeah, it does. Why do you say that?
You're called 100% matte matters. If I cut as a people for food, but you can use anything and it can be viable.
Just go with something you like in a state. Oh, way.
With it. If you want someone that reverses without a position, stop reversing is only helpful in very, very specific situations.
Instead, it is a little bit of a future. It doesn't matter. Wait, are you serious?
We have flip and start driving in the other direction, this way you maintain momentum and don't end up wailing stopping and starting.
Very simple tip, boost is one of the most important aspects of this game, and so it's important you know where all the pads are,
in order to keep stopped up on boosting the entire time.
To learn this, you can just go into free play to an off-the-elim boost and switch away around the field,
making the little path to yourself that you can then use in game.
Hold powers, slide one landing.
Oh, I got another landing there, from a bump or an aerial,
or just in general, always hold power side.
I let you a wheel slide with Cajum momentum, which you can then use to half-lip up the same force,
Whoa, I actually don't do this.
Back in the game.
It might seem boring to you lower ranks,
but please trust me.
The more you play, the more you go into want the cinematography play.
It's the most time you can have on the ball,
and so it's easily one of the best ways
to improve all the different mechanical aspects of your game.
Make sure you spend some time in here between your games,
just to warm up.
How do you do this?
Like, how do I get started on this?
Oh, just to keep yourself warm.
The right stick is used to look around the field
and to see what's going on outside of your camera view.
Not enough people use it,
even I barely use it,
which is something I have been needing to change for a while now.
Get used to using it every now and then to keep tabs on where your teammates and opponents are,
and so you can better jump into your positioning and decision making during the game.
Lower right.
Nice.
Smart players have this issue.
Yeah, quite a bit.
They tend to flip into everything.
Just don't.
A lot of the time you can go.
I have this issue.
Take a little touch or just keep your wheels on the ground and drive into the board.
This way you have a fast recovery.
You have the chance to bump or demo the opponent behind the board.
You can say your flip to move after the challenge.
By the way, a little bit of a score check.
11.
Zero.
11.
And you've done end up bouncing out of the 50-50 in a weird
way because your flip sent you way of path.
Power hits are essential to every aspect of this game.
Not only scoring and shooting, but also clears saved's
passes and just knowing how to get power out of every situation.
Making sure you're hitting it.
Oh, it game over.
That's true.
That's not true.
I'm seriously trying to compliment you.
Okay, so for game two, we now are like we have two streamers.
And it's if you'd love me, right?
Love you.
You don't confident.
Um, I think we're at least not going to lose 11 is zero.
Feel confident about that. 100%.
Yeah, that could be 12.
No, buddy. Or relax. Okay.
All that shenanigans you were doing at Jinxie.
I've been playing this game longer than you.
Reddles.
Have you?
Uh, first time I play this game, 2014 sophomore year of high school.
Yes, it was to make as the game wasn't out on 2014.
It was if you had the beta.
Yeah, my dad worked in so many years.
No, he was a high school in 2014.
You old bitch.
Oh, let's focus on the game at hand, actually.
Holy shit, 2014.
A lot of Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Well, I agree with my friend Joe Bart.
Maybe you're not the one in time in here.
Wow.
Yeah, how do you think it's like, you two are going to have
like, slower reaction times, because you've reached
and surpassed like, you know, human genetics.
Why do you say you too a lot of it?
Ludwig you should stand that this one's gonna go around jigsie
So a lot of you can get around strategy here Ludwig do not let them in your head, okay?
If you're other do not let him mentally solid. I got that I got that out. Let him in your head. Good shit. Okay, if it's starting going better
Oh, yeah, that's you guys actually out this go for boost watch is gonna do this fly shit here. We go
Okay, I'm all the ground. Okay
This is what I'm talking about. Can you just ask me like how do we defend this? How how okay
Well, though I got to turn on the
But do you know how to aerial?
Yeah, yeah, of course, I know how to aerial bro. Okay
Okay, okay, okay, come yeah
Oh
I don't know if you should.
Oh my gosh.
This is the way you win more in the 2v1.
I don't think this is a way.
They're doing it for the raid.
Okay.
We just need everyone to skip if you're spectating.
Jigsie is your kick on this.
What do you want to do?
I was telling you as long as the first time that I saw him score.
Sorry.
No, we don't need to hear that.
Okay.
Jigsie.
Okay.
Jigsie.
I don't know if we can do that.
closer.
It's a good touch you now.
Good.
That was pretty well done. I cannot.
I can't.
Thanks.
I'm going to the ball.
I'm going to the devil.
I'm trying to.
Oh my god.
You're the lobby.
Please.
Close.
I'm going to the devil.
That was the devil.
Brother, it's not water armor because you walk into his blade you die. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
No, I was never mad at go. I gotta skip. I'm so sorry.
Okay. All right. All right. I got. Wait guys, that's around you both.
Do you know why? No one like my name is that.
Streamers are such a main character.
Like a woman was in this lobby. You would crumble.
Okay, this is you.
I'm going here. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
Oh my god. What happened? That was. That was. That was a good pass.
Nice. I messed up. I messed up.
That's not that.
Like why did you? Why? Just go back man.
It's okay. I messed. Wait, Jinks, I'm gonna come down with you.
Hey, you look at me. Hey, I'm back.
See if I'm gonna get a taste of your medicine.
It's not. It's not. We'd love to do that.
That was a good pass, Jinks. Thanks.
say
you know
that right
your car is a little like purple could be that's kind of orange I get that but
not the people typing W assists like
way I was a pass that was a good pass
I'm just trying to realize because I'm watching into a story
we're stuck on a lot of expo me
Yeah, if you don't mind. I got go I got go. If you just wait that sucks
Guys, he goes under he goes under. He goes under. He knows what's going on guys. You're on the same team
But he goes under because he knows I'm going up. Thank you. Schnitz 69
That was actually bad comms. I went over and you went over
Okay, we just got to work on our comms. Oh
Good touch
That's progress could be I'm just going to pop this as high as I can yep
And then I'm just gonna get to the back where do I get us and then all in
Oh
Basket cash
Play some off ends I'm back
Let's play and slow play that's good coaching well done
I think I'm one of the later on.
Okay.
That was actually a really good position though.
It was.
That was our.
I'm going to lose it.
Okay, okay, okay. I got you. Thank you.
Nice thank you for the thank you for the little stuff. He's gonna fly look. He's gonna fly
Because guy is a child man and feed him up there, but Jincy where'd you go? I lost him. Joe. It's not easy Joe
I just fly Jincy play this like five hours a day
I know that's a angle you're caught up and then hit me. Hey, does Jincy? I'll meet him up there. I'll meet him up. What room?
Okay, so a lot like he has wings. Yeah, but we're never gonna beat him if we can't match him in the air
Oh, sover wait, are we actually gonna get I think really it's everyone like now
But do you see how you play Reddles you think have you no honor have you like yeah, you play with Trudent presence
Red is happy with a lot actually none
All you all you pick it up pick it up lock it. I'm gonna fake first and then I'm just gonna pop it over you and then I'm just gonna pop over you too
Brother we're actually doing worse in the 2v1 somehow that doesn't even make sense
How are we getting scored on more when there's two of us?
All right, please don't go through shut jigs. I'll give you for a shot go ahead guys
I would not
That's not a match
How did we bump each other?
I'm flipping
Wait, do you want that boost?
You can have it. Yeah
Wait, I'm next. I should have joined the lobby
I don't want to talk to my day like, but with the corner of your car in North
the most power is needed across the street.
I think I'm the fortune.
I'm the fortune.
How do I join?
Join private match.
to
join
to
the
of
So, Jingxie, there's two types of pogos of rocketing.
For both of you guys, you guys are both now.
There's a pogo, which I hit earlier,
and then when you hit it directly under the ball,
that one's called a plan B pogo.
So just try and keep up.
We got a couple more to go through tonight.
All right, I got this, I got this.
You miss a ball?
Yeah, it's a thing.
I don't think it's a thing.
It's pretty good thing.
I was impressed with that thing.
I was like, that's like a flip here.
And then watch the top right. Oh
I'm going to
I'm going to aerial this okay, okay, come get it holy
Set up there baby
Think that's the issue the issues. I didn't step up there. Yeah
But you are on the ground like ants. I haven't seen you take them flight once
You're left. Jinksy, two year left.
Got it.
Good.
Good wing!
Well done.
He's telling me what to do, I...
Got it.
Oh, my fucking...
Here we go!
Oh, that's out.
That's right.
I do suck.
It's true.
Fake?
Go on, fake.
Yep, the lasso.
Almost if it goes in the middle of the field.
But Sam would be...
Got it, fuck.
I'm gonna be honest I was so confident to go get this I have no confidence like bro
It's a 2v1 like you always have to have confidence in yourself. Thanks
Take it around I have them on match bro. It's like we're 2v1ing, you know like I don't like you're good
Yeah, we're 2v1ing like Kevin Durant and we're 2v1ing in a way like
to be one against Brian Scalabrini. He's got size on us, but we have five people like it's going to be like work.
Yeah, that's fine, but we're like two four craters.
Like, what do we want in Brian Scalabrini and we're in third grade?
Our mom has gave a lot of responses.
Crazy impressive fourth graders to be fair.
I gave you at least middle schoolers for sure.
You can play.
Great.
Appreciate it.
Great.
For a shot. For a shot.
For a shot.
Okay. I'm going to take a shot.
One go ahead of the ball once you go. Okay, that's one. Oh, that's a good shot
Sorry, so 2v1 versus 2 servers is 17 to 0
Wait, when did you get silver? Who boosted you? Oh, bro. I got so free once asked why I'm so
over three did you get squishy on your account be honest did you know no no the lost
dream grinding
chat yeah good
okay okay and nobody's ever scored 18 on us bitch
how is jingsy better without you Ludwig
he's not going hard enough you were saying a lemon ball
This is a little easier just the two of you on you played on your opponent.
All right, whatever whatever, you know, okay, forget it.
Wait, can I bring up a potential problem of us having more players?
Well, yes, having more players is good because we've more potentiality to get the ball
more chances to score more defenders.
You two in a two v one, bump each other about, I don't know, 15 fucking times in that game.
And the more people we have, I think the more we're going to fuck each other up.
So you need to have awareness of where the other people in your fucking, like, lobby or kind of like, couch all kinds of stuff.
I mean, Jake's a good boy. You played rainbow for five hours, man.
You got to know where your teams are, right?
Yeah.
Because otherwise we're just going to screw each other over.
And Jake's for 30 goals on us.
See, this is really in the air, the whole time.
No you can't.
Yeah let's see what we got fo
I couldn't use�ight.
We had like one or two
people go ball once they
back rotate.
Okay where getting mentally
friends.
What we're doing is we're
listening to metals.
I was just trying to help. I'm not insulting at all. We need to ignore retools and communicate with each other. Okay?
Exactly.
It takes honestly. It takes a lot of chemistry to get 17-0.
That's not easy. That is not easy at all.
No, I'm impressed.
squeaks squeaks oh dude then we're gonna win there's nothing to worry about I'm
diamond come on yeah okay I'll take control of this guys let's be on the
same team no negativity let away you got the kick off all right that's all right
okay we're so good actually don't worry
we are you diamond in one or oh I'm so sorry no questions I was actually
Go keep there. So I just need a full extension
Right there. What if I not love to make one mistake?
Jixie one little mistake not too slow down. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
100 let me tell you there's no one more reliable one hundred percent. I'm completely fun
Nice
That's what I'm talking about
of the
We're doing totally fine. Two goals is nothing. He's actually sweating
That's the shot on that I got it
You got you
Jank stay turn around the time
to the
just a play defense before you
play off the
way
guys figured out the
track okay so sometimes
key spawns where it's too
late for him to get the kickoff
we need to have
somebody go in front of the ball
to try to bump into clear the
goal so here he's going to
I got it I got it I got it
you know what you just
explained is a Spanish kickoff
that is that is called a
Spanish
what is this can't be a
lesson here for the history
lesson dude
you they didn't know understand what the bump was and then you came in and then
dry
what
yeah
I'm going to start a boy in front go for kickoff
oh that's a good hit
what did you say about your take out the bump
yeah i thought oh you're doing good this is good progress
you guys jinx it that's your own net bites
That is not an ideal spot to part.
Okay, we should have one in that there.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Who's going forward?
Jigsi got it, Jigsi got it.
Jigsi got it.
Nice.
I'm a little nervous.
Uh-up.
Good.
Well done. Thank you.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Okay, we're what's what's your different approach.
Dude, how do you do that?
I don't know if I can do it.
We're not. We're kidding.
Bye bye.
We can 100% score. Okay. I got a good.
I got a good shot.
Good.
James, you should shoot the shot.
Oh, you are sound?
Oh, I'm not cocky, I put on not cocky.
Okay, but on that on just the road, rather than hitting the ball, go ahead to try to
What do we just try not to get in the way? Sorry, but
He doesn't say no, it's all right. That's really good advice
Yeah, like you make sure just go for
Reddles like when you have the space on the kickoff
But I'll happen with more of seven people. How does it give you some spawn seven people that we found next to them?
You're such a piece I shouldn't
You are I'm doing all the work
I'm gonna go work
Wait wait
You got it you got it
Oh my god, oh I actually boosted the wrong way that one's on me guys
to the
one of the
All the time.
Oh, it's over me.
Thanks to turnaround.
Big.
You got to work in.
Yeah, that's right.
It's on. It's on.
It's on.
Oh, sorry. I know.
That was a great deal.
You can see can you press the tab button real quick just to use order our team
Yeah
No, I shouldn't say that I'm tearing us apart
I regret it. I have to be nice to be each other. I need that. Oh, you
Centering oh, good try good try good try
That's that working way better it's in the air
There we go fortunately you have drinks on your team
He's coming in. He's the best player in this game and his name is E-Rob 221
Okay, hey, thanks a jump
I have a problem. I'm trying to show Jingsie what an edge or bump is but he never is actually ready to save it
So I can't bump
So we're going to make a mark of a look slight. Yeah, I guess on bubble guys we're making progress
Something you'll done. I got to go this is battle. It's not the war
Oh
Go back blood
All right, so luckily less than number three, I think this is called a stall, but I did
have to the footer set this is a stall. It keeps you in the air for a little bit longer.
Right there.
He's going to pull me back. He's boiling me right now.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Last one, that's one. I have a little bit on her, but last
one, Jing-C. The way you're playing right now, when you don't jump, the way you are,
it's called playing like chronic. It's a pro player that doesn't really jump that much.
is known for not jumping a lot of you have to be a you have to be in the gold there
I think I think if he's in the air of the ball it's already too late. No, we can't test them in the air
We just jump yes
I think you don't really want designated boys though because then all you're doing is just providing
Great defense, like you could I would say it's even better to just have a guy run around and just download in the conference
Like any time he touched the screen around just explode
That's not about that, yeah
See now he's making a second death stat because he's a man. Oh, I'll say it. I think it's like a terrible fucking idea. We just scored this
Thanks a cat
Target him, buddy
Oh, he freaking drew to you
It's too close.
That's really, that's good progress.
Can I get a motivational speech for my guys?
I'm gonna get a guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was really, that was really good.
Fuckin' my voice.
Fuck, fuckin' you.
Guys, we just went from 17 to 0 to 12 to 22 in a 3v1.
Now, it sounds like we lost by 10 going, so much for the good.
But that's improvement.
As a good 10.
Let me just shut the fuck up as long as we just keep getting closer and closer, we won't win the 71 of them.
Just gotta keep getting closer, okay?
Great work.
Thank you.
Anyone else have chills right now because I fucking do seriously.
I'm ready to win this next one.
All right.
Well, let's get our next player in here on the list.
It's supposed to be E-Rob at 221.
Jesus.
What don't be insecure is that Jesus we got them let's fucking win now
Jesus is a frickin the son of a god, you know like that's good. I'm gonna come up
Okay, let us try again let's fucking go erob is here
We're going to win we got Eric we got fucking Eric in here. Let's go
Well, I'm not being sarcastic. I'm genuinely excited to play with this like that. It's not sarcasm is what I promise
That attitude over on that team guys
There we go
We may have to change the lobby actually to make it so four people can join one team, but we'll try
being told in that change.
How's the change?
We can do it now, we can do it now.
I don't believe that game I'll send a new code.
Yes, we're going to be next to them.
We're going to spot next to them.
We have to say the code.
Two of us will be orange and show the orange.
Like those.
Four will be orange.
Four will be blue.
So we're not going to have the same color.
So we're just going to have to know his name.
what we can do is gonna be really easy.
Just have two people instantly go get the boost on the sides.
One go for an instant bump, right?
And then the other four attack attack attack.
Are you gonna even have two govists?
You're just running, dude.
Let's go the ass, one each time.
I think I'll kick it off.
Let's go, I think I'll kick it off.
Every time.
Yes, sure.
That's what we have to do.
That's fucking a step on them.
If we can take a chance of getting a spin
or limit the implying value.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Take his moves.
We can just leave him out.
when it's right. Somebody's making sense today.
But there's a lot of weight you rubble in it.
You hit private in the bottom right.
And then join game and then type in the user name.
I'm going to do the password.
Guys, we got a new one to go.
Did that work here, Rob?
Yep, I'm going to do it.
Oh, we can do it.
You're going to do it again.
Junk, go, everyone, wait, none of your buddy.
Here up. How do I run the raffle bottom one?
I'm not going to do that.
Just play around.
Go back to spectating, we're waiting on.
Wait, none of that.
I don't want to give myself a game.
I don't hear you. Good. How do I leave the game on?
Yeah, I don't know.
What about a question for my guy?
What about your highest record in this game?
Diamond?
Are you from York?
It's a huge, yeah.
You run it up for gamer of the, like, year-off.
Yeah.
Okay. This is really good.
And this is like, action.
Okay.
So, we have two diamonds.
And then we can mudweeg our base.
We're just going to try to download that.
All right.
and you're so real.
I thought you were going to say, like, I just downloaded the game today.
This is good.
I don't even know what you're going to be talking to.
How do you...
The team can't even see Rob.
I have to do it.
I thought, hold on a little bit.
What do you think?
We're a team.
Well, yes, it is shocking.
Wait, what's our reason?
We have to do this.
You...
We are a team guys. We're a squad.
You probably got changed, color.
Okay.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Okay. Let's see.
Okay.
Why do we always move in slow motion?
I was so embarrassing.
Right.
Oh, my god.
I feel something to go.
People go.
I'll sit back.
Yeah.
I didn't actually got to this guy.
Nice.
Good hit.
Well, there's four monsters.
Oh, boss.
Come on.
We got to put it.
The fucking income on squigs.
This is you, bro.
Look at you.
You're floating around.
That's you right there bro, I touched the ball
Go ahead nothing
I do like this for this.
Yeah, I'm not going to watch all four of you right now.
I'll play defense.
I pretty much.
Uh, I slow.
Oh my god.
Why did you?
Why did you keep going?
It's all right.
I'm going to go by messed up though.
It's all right.
No, no, no.
That's not a win.
You had to do this.
We understand our win gone.
That's all we got to do.
Oh my god.
I'm going to get a shot on it, bro.
I'm going to shoot.
That's all we got to do.
That was a good one.
I'm going for it.
Oh, you got to worry about it.
What?
Okay, that kickoff went for muscles.
That was a good kickoff.
He's far back on the kickoff.
You have to like, the two people in the diagonal should like go try to hit him or at least one of them.
Exactly right.
And then wait.
More space on the ball than have guaranteed yep, because I'm the doctor of sore foot, but like next
Oh, I missed
I don't got it
I don't even think you're worth being a goal. I don't even think it's worth it brother
Like he just beats you every time and we're oh no way no way two fucking boy
You haven't even talked about all the game and he's talking like you don't rocket me
Here we go
I got you, Jincy I got you
I fucking got you
I got you bro, don't worry
I got it, I got it, oh crap, that's all right, oh I hit him in the air, oh, but he recovered
Keep them all in the ground
He's the one putting in the air he robin
The
the
Oh fuck, he's got no work. We're good. We're good. We're good.
I've got a lot to say. Okay, go go.
It's the boot. Yeah, it's the boot. Yes, go go go go go go go.
Fucking. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I don't know if he's got boosts, I'm over middle, he's fast.
We'll finally have him.
Good try, good try.
A couple of those and you'll probably maybe score one.
I got it.
Guys, communicate, who's got it? Who's got it? Who's got it?
Oh no, that's nice.
Good hit, you Rob.
Wait, guys.
and
he's in his half he's in a half
so much time chasing
up
to
all
the
time to break same brain wave length
all my
Oh, click the try, can try.
It's all good.
Good hit.
Always go for an aerial spot.
Nice.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go
You got quiet
When you guys get the up opportunities like that I was in the front of his car
What he is shoots right he's in your half yesterday drive back with you
You don't need three people on the ball. Like someone should just actually try to fucking hit him
Because like if he has a hundred boost and you're just driven around none of us know how to
Airdrible or like
You have to go and just hit him
Then you only three people trying to shoot the same ball
I have a pull on
We've got to put our first players on his team and to pass them demo him feed and tire
Who do you need to wear players on your jeans?
Probably you and probably you and Jin
Okay, Joe, what the fuck man like at least I want to start
Oh, dude, okay, we got time let's get one more at least one more goal. I don't I like this is a good
I'm harassing
I'm the great harassing. It's okay. It's okay. Yeah, let's go that lot is
That's in about oh my god
Let's fucking go
He cannot color both sides of the neck
It's simple to beat this guy
Yes, make a way with Bruce
Damolium as much as possible
Keep the fire as much as possible
No, what's the ball?
He's going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I think the diagonals are allowed to push, but if you're farther back you should probably go for more
Also, he's been going for the back one is now, so like the diagonals actually have a shot like if he's not going for the ball at all
Like you have to kind of look at it
Spive times he's been instantly going for the back roots, so you have the shot
But it requires you to like be reading his foot from kick-offs
We need good dea
Three goals bro, that's awesome
push him push me up.
That's a shot, I don't know.
Oh, Bruce Hogg.
Go for both.
He's brought to this boost.
He's time.
We can't only be responding on his side, but it worked too far, I know.
oh
Because he's fake out going for the boost and he was actually gonna defend but then we waited on the shot
So we had no boost there
I'm going to give you on the side. I'm the great harasser that's what they call you
Yeah, I'm going to get a good nickname for sure for you
I got it I got it
I'm going to go
You guys are doing good you guys are doing good. I'm going to take this Jc you can't leave the ball there
I think I hit him.
You did.
Wow.
It's fine.
That's fine.
Are you getting the power to the song yet?
I knew it.
I know that.
I'll be there again since well.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.
It's fine.
The letter is always the other side.
Okay, okay.
It's a lie.
It's four to 11's good.
So, I think you're not all the wind conditions.
Okay.
I might be the weakest player on the steam mechanic loop.
I probably am.
You don't see that might be so bad.
Okay.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, if you're the me or my, but we still, we're still finding out.
Now what I'm going to say is this.
It's simple.
I'll pick as much as possible.
Get up the ball on the floor as much as possible.
Take as many boots as you possibly can.
Been tried to assist each other.
But I got two goals, he's assisting y'all because he can't guard both goal posts, man.
So when it's a 2v1, go to far post, one guy goes near post, he can't do anything.
Keep the ball on the floor, we got this, okay?
I lost hope, but now I regain hope.
We're getting way closer, guys.
All right?
Well, it's time to invite our next player to the mix.
Former Diamond.
Self-described, the bit washed of this game physically dominant.
Joe Bart, welcome to the arena.
Don't write, wait, just hit A to C, don't write flat, too.
Yeah, that's what I can do.
Hold Joe, man.
And so Joe, what was your peak all time?
In duos, in duos or trios, I think I hit...
What's above Don and Champ?
Yeah.
I think I hit Champ, but I did yet.
That's Loki, Carried.
Oh, we got a champion.
You're been nervous.
A lot of your luck.
By the way, when you finish below 20 points,
that is usually coined the term lawn mowing.
You were lawn mowing back in you had less than 20 points 3 to 8 points
Fucking team dog like ira bro. Oh, I want to win
I was bumping those others. I have impact plays that don't show up on a statue
So now I'm on a side by the way I
Mean I'm on the I'm on the orange side now
I got it.
Let's fucking go.
Yeah.
Fuck him off.
He got it in.
Hey, did for you, bro, GG.
Hey.
Joe, you guys play up.
I'll play go.
I'm on it, baby.
Well, I can't demo him, because he's on his team.
No, but I can take all his boosts.
but I can take all his boosts.
It's wide, it's wide, it's wide.
Sorry, I was trying to get in the doorway.
Keep it up boys.
You can't throw that.
Okay, now what he can start, the next one to camp though.
I don't think I'm going to be a bad guy.
I'm not getting into that slot.
Not about defending me.
Can I tell you that was like genuinely unlucky.
That'll never happen again.
Oh, I'm happily married.
Oh, you know, like a few months back.
Yeah, two kids.
Thanks, dude.
Oh, yeah.
I want you to, we went to Japan.
I'm off.
Thanks, dude.
I'm a boost. I'm a boost.
Is someone in the middle?
Not it?
We're looking way better, please.
I'm coming.
Please, he's going to you!
Good.
Have you been sent him?
He's bringing it up.
Nice try on that same.
Oh, my try.
Holy crap.
You can curse me, sir.
What a crazy show.
You're up dude.
You got all the time to see how to push it without one going.
Oh my.
He's got no moves.
It's wide.
He's moving.
Oh.
Nice.
He got this.
Oh.
you got boosted got it
center center
come back and come back
I got a pass from
no one's nervous, Chinksy
except their goal, your goal might be a little nervous here
oh, shut me back to me, I'm ready
okay
my air, Chinksy that's an air drill, mom
You
It's so wonderful. Oh, no, it's lagged in. Oh
Yeah, they're sure
He's got boost off you if he goes for boosts are I'll call him in the next game. But he's to go some boosts. You guys can score instantly
He won three
in his defense that's a really good shot
here I'm okay you can't get you go if you can't get you go if he's going for
boost's going for boost we're just shot we're just shot we're just shot
oh
okay nice idea nice idea oh he caught
okay that's fine I tried to anticipate him going high but when I
I went high, he went low.
Just listen to the cops, listen to the cops, listen to the cops.
We solve half our games on.
He's going for kickoff, he's going to go for kickoff here.
Right here.
He's no boost.
All right, he up boost, he got boost.
It's wide, it's wide, it's wide.
Cut off, cut off.
He shouldn't have enough boosts for that.
Oh!
Did he know he did it up?
He has boost again?
the
Fucking shit. Good job.
I'm not going to quit that.
I'm actually going to kill them for something.
Here you got this.
He's got boost.
I'm just clearing it.
I can't get it.
Good job, good job.
He's actually going to quit.
The kid at the hit side if he can't. All right, he's in the air. He didn't have booze. Brother, he's going to jump fucking
But when he goes when he goes for kickoff he goes for that side boost instantly. It's somebody grabs it when he's fucked
I mean the extra orange she next round of Lee fine-bird him on
If we just boost on like he's fucked
All right, I think he's collecting cash.
Oh, he's going to go. Oh my god.
He's the blue thumb.
Sorry, he's the blue thumb.
Not that this guy didn't do this.
Not like, oh my god, I shot over it.
Open the office.
I should try.
Let's try.
Give me the middle.
It's not over.
It's 411.
Okay, 411.
Oh my god, it's almost...
Yeah, there's a way he's supposed to hear how to blow it.
This going.
All right, someone else play Goli next time. I'm only going to play up. Okay, okay. So, so fine
birds going to hop in. I think Jinxie, you go to Orange Team and our goal is to get those two
back boosts instantly. Yes, I would be up the pass. You have a pass. All right. So,
Do I switch now?
Change theme?
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was like, when we select in, uh, you know, whatever it's ready, it'll give
you the option to do an orange.
Okay, we're going to do that.
Okay.
So we're going to do a big goalie.
Like the big ceiling, like the cross map stuff, like, well, there's a couple of us
than, well, how do I at least get in the air?
We just need to go up early because then it makes them do something.
Like we can just get in the way, like, then he has to choose something, then people can
save it on the ground.
Because people in go on the ground aren't doing shit.
He's always going to score over anybody was on the ground every time
What's your peak skill?
Oh good try
What's what pump in it? No, we can't remember we can bump out
There's no boost
It's not confirmed
Yeah, he was see exactly how much boost he has like what the name type thing like that's really smart
Wait, how oh, is it just it's cool. Yeah, that's circle me. I'm not sure if I'm a ball free ball
He's the most my savior
Oh, you
Let it go, let it go, Lord.
I'm trying to bug him off and I'm about to...
Let's fucking go to the...
Does the first time we've had a leave? Okay, all right.
All right.
Nice demo.
Can you get the kick off?
He can kick off.
He's going for back blood boost. He has boost.
He has boost.
Oh, I thought he's never enough to score. He doesn't have enough to score.
Nice.
I'm sorry, I'm not safe.
No boost still.
I think you should have some now.
You can't do it. He can't score if he can't.
He can't do it. He can't score if he can't.
He's got a boost. He can't. He's going for back boost.
the
center of the
and this is even a final form
is not about
the target of the take it take it take it take it take it
Okay, I'm gonna decide to go spawn.
I can't see you.
You can't see me.
I can't see you.
Oh, yeah.
This guy's got a lot of smokes in the middle.
Okay, he can't get you.
I don't know what to do.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Oh, no, no way he's going to go on zero
He's got both
How do you dodge that you have to hit him yeah, he's got like that backboard down hit tech and that's
He's going for kick off. You can hit kick off. Don't go back. Right back, right
He gets that meat right when he gets kicked off. I have to give this ball away from fine bird. Fine bird is a problem
What about the word now?
No problem. That's okay
Y'all not shut the pay you for the voice clip or is that just a
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the house
Just don't say this all over me. I'm just a
Can't the middle
That's me new species you have a connection that allows a lifetime.
He really thinks so.
He can't get get got.
Take you back left.
He's got no boost.
to
the
Holy shit, holy shit.
Alright, 2 is all point 2 is going.
Feel like a fucker line, backer.
No, no, keep the offense.
I'm not taking it.
Yeah, we got to keep the offense.
We gotta keep the offense.
You can't get the offense.
I got to move this.
I'm up on the horse.
I'm just gonna...
I messed him.
I thought I'm...
Oh my god, I'm gonna get kicked off the stuff.
Get kicked off.
He's got boost off.
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god!
I don't mean not to fight!
Is that a whole city?
Let's get more of it!
I'm gonna pull that in the jump, that's a great shot, just jump.
He's gonna go for it.
He's gotta move.
That's not gonna take that mid.
That was a good move.
No move, that was a good move.
I'm gonna pull that in.
That's a good move.
BOO!
No, no!
Great.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Come on.
He can go, he can go, he can go.
He can go, he can go.
Oh, good try I'm bumping I'm bumping I'm bumping
I know he's f**king nasty
That's all. So what else have touched it?
All right, all right, all right, we're not going to lose this, we're not going to lose this.
He can't get kicked off. Let's lose.
He's got it, he got it.
Sorry, yeah, let's go.
I don't mean to step in with the fight, I don't think fight.
What?
I don't think so.
He can go.
No!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's fucking go.
Come on.
Come on, yeah.
Let's fucking go.
You guys fucking suck.
Sorry.
the game plan is really sold though I know that was like we actually had a
like a system there.
So it's just come down to the set.
Wait, who's our 7th?
It's supposed to be Charlie but Charlie didn't reply,
so I need a new 7th.
Oh, I got one now.
Let's just get a, like, I don't know, maybe like a musky
or for novie.
Yeah.
We've got a lot of students who need a student
to sell it for the last group, can I?
Okay, we have an option who's ready to go.
I just, I don't know about it.
Okay.
What is it?
It's stable and all, though.
Does he, has he ever played the game because he can do more harm than good?
We need to think about this.
I'm going to explain.
I'm the worst player on our team and I be wrong and I want to do it.
So take that and it will go like, I'm the worst player on our team and I be wrong.
And I just don't need just be, he just be space.
He would, like, he would help obvious, well, I, yeah, yes, he would help, he would help.
Okay, you know, he's readily available so let's add him guys. Go back to choose him so we can wait
So hit lead match
Hey
Ron, we this is a very serious deal. I need before you join this I need you to understand that we were one goal away from winning
He did a two goal comeback.
There is almost no university should lose if we add another person.
If we lose this, all of us are collectively blocking you.
Right.
So what do I have to do?
So, okay, Ron, that was going to be a standard.
Okay.
We're doing how many streamers has it taken to be the rocket?
We did a 1B1 loss to be 1 loss, 3B1 loss, 4B1 loss, 5B1 loss, 6B1.
We had a two goal beat and then lost it over time.
So you would be our last
Last year's zero chance
Wait can't we just can't we just put Ron?
Yeah, Ron, we're just talking about all the entire time
I put it on my chat life. I put it on everyone in this call their chats life if you add me to this team
There is zero chip. What was this guy? See is he Jesus? Like he's not winning against seven people. That's impossible. That's actually physically impossible
I'm dead
No, that's been impossible
You don't get it.
Okay.
Rot.
Yes.
He will be on orange sheet.
So, Ron, you're going to be on the same spot as Reddles.
Your goal is when you see Reddles.
You see blood.
You are a bull.
You chase after him.
You try to bump him.
That's all you do.
You stay out of blues way.
And you get in Reddles.
I want to go for goals.
Right.
I can't take seconds.
Oh no.
Why are you right?
No.
I'll make you a 10 to one deal if we win this I'll give you a hundred subs if we lose this you give me a thousand
Wait, I mean you're getting run 100. Yeah, what the fuck he gets free touches on the ball and destroys them once
If we win this
Okay, I like
Who here has scored on him? Me squeaks me
No, so who sold so who sold that it's not about it's not about not about I don't think it's always
I'm ready. It's about selfless play dude
Journey
Team
Jigsie pineapple bro. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Yes. Okay. He's locked in pineapple ball
Okay, all right, so so the room code are you going to get the game open?
Yeah, I'm going to get some water.
You're wrong.
That's fine. It's fine. We can restart.
Yeah, imagine.
You're right.
Okay, we're back.
Don't choose to change team.
All right, so he's in the call right now, the pro.
Yeah, read, read.
Readles Dave and us room.
We don't know the arrows, the arrows right over here, they might have just gone to the point.
Alright, I think that we easily win with setting each other up if we're able to just basically keep them out of the game for like
At least, he's just, he aerials better. There's like we only can match them in the air. If he gets in the air, he scores on us like half the time.
I'm just not always be on him in the air, that's all I would say if I were going to
lock it all in the first and actually accurately match him. So my job on some reason is
tap him, that's it. No, just run into him. Just run into him, run into the entire game.
That's easy. There's no way we lose.
If you say he's easy and then he's flying in the air half the game. Like a fly to
what? You can go like back and walk to back wall from his goal to
are going there fully it's disgusting.
We just have to not let him even get that one properly.
That's the fun outing.
Let's go.
Ron, Ron, they're lying to you, I'm not that good.
Wait, readles.
Reddles, reddles.
Reddles.
Wait, so like, what are you like equivalent to, like, as a sports player?
Like, if you get a comparison to someone.
I'd just retired from competitive play a couple months ago.
Oh, for the rest of our e-sports player, okay?
Yeah.
What are you watching most of you watch basketball?
I'm talking shit. We just watched Fortnite. Okay, okay
Yeah, I got nothing don't watch any Fortnite look I can put it down
This guy like I love this guy right here
Yeah, I love it. Okay, this guy is like
like, why Leonard now?
I'm back.
Wait, why Leonard now?
Like, why Leonard now?
And I'm, and basically, you guys are joking.
Well, and we are, okay, this is our team composition, ready?
I've been studying everyone like Hawk.
Me and Ludwig are like third graders
who brought out these boxes.
Squeaks is okay.
He brought these probably our second best player,
Joe's our third best player,
in fine burgers like our best but we only got
I think I highly disagree with that
I got he's right now our performances are best
I've gotten like seven goals
uh the most like ball holding time to be there
though fine burgers only have one game like I don't know
I think so and I don't even know if
fine burgers doing not on the like
rocket league score like book stuff like
The intangible.
He has to 50.
Yeah.
Red can't really set.
He's like, I've got to keep the ball away from fine bird.
He's a problem.
I'm like, is our best player I think?
We have a good team.
Like, we have a good team.
Run.
All of that.
I've got to make sure my control is just running.
Bump.
Rettles as much as you can.
Just pine out of his ass.
Steel is much boost as you possibly can.
Bump him as much as you possibly can.
Run.
Oh, and don't run into us.
Do not hit us.
Yes.
Okay, I've been to Lottica. I show the screen or no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, whenever you do, don't hit your team. Only hit Rettles. Take his much boost as much as possible. Can't agree with this. So this is $5,000. I'm not going for the bull. I'm giving you a thousand subs. Yeah. Yeah, on it. So I'm not going for the bull at all. You are going specifically for the boosts and rental. That's it. Okay, okay. So let's say let's say I have an opportunity to score. Should I stop going for him?
If it's happened, does what are we in open goal? You should score.
Yeah. I don't know what you got.
What's the reason why you go to an opportunity is not you're like, what up
and you know the ball into the goal?
Oh John, that's what I was gonna say. If the ball is on our side and I have
100 blue shad you go for an aerial across the map.
No.
Okay.
Well, if you aerial, it's just taking up your, you, it's making you
a 61 again.
Yeah. So Ron, Ron, if you score any goals on the wrong net, I got
50 subs coming your way.
I'm not going to score.
Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, don't.
And you'll be a fucking guy.
Just go for the air.
Just go for the goals bro.
You got it in you.
You and I both know that.
Thank you, bro.
But they don't know your true power.
Let's walk in the morning.
I got you.
That's a long way.
I respect that.
It's fucking go for it, bro.
You said, Ron, ignore it.
No, that is all.
You miss every shot you don't take.
Seriously.
What the world was?
It was basically pro Fortnite.
It was a fucking world.
I think I watched my, we could watch my TV show game.
I don't want to.
Listen, I'm ready to play.
All right.
orange join orange they have pro fortnight you scored up orange probably
like they can put some people on the something you scored up orange goal
right I got a fight him oh my god
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
He's not who's.
Oh no.
That's who's really defensive.
I'm not.
Jesus man, Jesus not all fuck up, Bruce.
Is he gonna back order?
I bumped him.
Okay, he can get kicked up.
Get mid-let Bruce, mid-let Bruce.
Oh my god!
Nice job, Joe!
Joe!
Oh my god!
Nice job, Joe!
Let's go, Joe!
Don't joke, Sam!
You're a bad child!
It's for now.
I'm going to get more boots.
I got the boots, got the boots, got the boots, got the boots.
Nice save he rough good shit good shit
He has it as a hundred as a hundred as a hundred
I cannot read this
Here's the shot here's the shot
He just picked up the business
I think I should go for a goal with you guys. I'm gonna be on it.
Do it bro.
Fucking do it.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Lock it. Lock it. I'll call my only. I'll call my only.
What's he around doing? What's he around doing?
Wait. He robbed him.
He robbed him.
What's he around doing?
I'm not playing. Oh no.
No.
Wait. I'm just gonna go job.
What the fuck.
What the fuck. What is he so much as a button in there on me?
I hit him.
I'm just waiting for us to go up and do nothing with that.
He's got booze.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's coming.
It's nice.
Nice one.
He's going back to booze.
Nice, nice.
Nice.
I'm gonna get this.
Oh, that's me.
We need to go all.
How does he just find boost?
I think after a timer and he has it in his head.
Get it out!
Bro, he's restarting the over.
He's going to be spawned.
It's with 100, he has 100.
I've got the other corner, but he's not back in the other.
Just, just, please, just go.
Oh, not the side of the side.
Okay, okay, we got this, we got this.
We got this.
It's the right for relax.
How do we have power? He would hit it right there.
You're all, you're doing good at goalie, don't listen to this yet.
Fucking god.
He's going to work with me.
He's going to keep got flight made.
He's going back. He's just on.
Auto goes back.
And on the ball, up and on.
He has no boost.
Nice.
You fucking hide.
Let's go.
Don't forget to go.
Come on.
Oh my god.
He's jumping over me.
Oh my god.
I think we all go for the net.
I'm not gonna kick.
I think we all go for the net.
We got to just go.
We got to play more offensive guys.
We have no time.
You have to.
We have to just go.
We got to just play offense.
Get up get all fenced it now. Get literally no boost
Someone hit it
I'm not going to let him, he's just like the fuck the power Ranger.
I have the pro, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
My car!
Fuck!
I'm probably going to run this shit back.
Oh my god he's talking again.
Oh my god.
What?
You know I'm going for a...
I don't get a bullet on my foot.
Look, look, look, look.
Oh, good bomb!
Nice. Great shit, Lennon.
What do we do, Lennon?
Fucking, you fucking burger.
I'm just saying without you, he's towards six and with you, he's scored one.
Wait, what?
We need you, brother. You haven't scored a goal ever, Lennon.
What do you say to him?
I scored the first goal, I scored the first goal, I scored the first goal.
I won't let him do it.
He's going to do it.
You told me that I would be the worst.
I'm not even trying to point fingers.
But what is the point of having a goal if he can't go right hit
Not wait
The player you who's a player I'm the thing no, I'm just saying I'm just saying
Because you told me to save the life of the market
My question my question is my question is my question is my question is what is the point of having a goal?
You just lose a player so now it's a 6v1 and then you tell me to pop them to now it's a 5v1
It doesn't make sense if we all go for the net, it's physically impossible for him to win.
It's physically impossible, physically impossible.
I don't. And if we all go for the net, we just all ball chase the same person.
And then we get a shot at us.
You're a dog at a dog part.
There's no point in our doing.
It's in that and no defense blind.
Even though he's defensive right now.
He's in the net.
He's so far.
No, he's the fire.
Okay.
I'm not going to throw it.
Run it back.
Let's switch on.
I think we should better people on a scene.
Run.
How do you have to say?
Because I thought it was trying to bump him in the bow hit me.
He told me to stay on him.
I tried to stay on him.
Why is it run this run?
You guys fucking keep losing without me anyway.
There's no difference.
Stop team blaming and rock the fuck in.
It's simple.
Simple it's simple
First
And first I'm the first you gotta lucky you got a lucky goal because
Can I run from the group? No, can I say something really quick?
Okay, everybody there's a lot of he like why are you not saving it?
We are one fucking team we all go up together. We all can see together. Let's fucking go
We are one every single one of us is a pain pressure. It's makes him fucking art. You hear me we are one stop fucking fighting
We got this girl
I love that lock in we actually fucking got it. I think you have clear comes is it worth having different people on his side
finder what do you think
Because like the kickouts are we can pinch our crazy
and
maybe it's better it's just so hard. I don't know like, I didn't watch enough his mechanics like on the kickoff because I feel like that's so
our best chance like a few spawns and his goal and we have two people on the corner. It's just like
can the other people on the orange team like bumping out of the way and not for like because we should just have like a free shot if that's
possible. I just don't know like his card movement is still gonna be way too good for me. You know what I mean? Like he's he's doing flips and shit with this card.
though that now like you know when runners are above six bucks five they just
immediately get slower like when we have more than six players on our team it's
well we can't set each other up well well I didn't take long so we need what we
need to do with more players is have better rotation because there was moments where
we actually had five fucking people on the ball at once yeah I don't think
I'm not going to stop that.
Stop ball chasing the ball coming.
I'm just like,
go for a tent.
Go for an attempt.
Just go ahead.
It's really tough.
Hello.
Whenever there is more than two or three,
like look, I'm trying to talk.
I'm trying to be a scheme but bro,
if I understand simple shit,
we have five people on the ball,
He's going to take advantage of that every time.
He's going to fly over us and then he robes it on one B1 and he's flicking the ball
on the right hand corner of that.
Yeah.
There's one.
It goes into one of us close to the ball, trust you, you may go, don't go over the ball.
Is go where you think the ball is going to be now.
Go where you think the ball is.
Question, I have my hand raised.
Yeah, go ahead.
Can I play in the net with you, Robin?
Have two defense people.
E-Robo, would you like to ask?
Don't think it's good. I don't think it's good. I don't think it's good to have more than one of them
That it's it's more about having more people going up to try to meet him in the air because like he can save his flicks so late
It's like if someone just gets in the way because if he does something like in the box
No one is saving that like not even trouble saving
It's impossible
So it's like the dudes that know what area like I need to go earlier squeaks you to go earlier
Jonah's got earlier, the people are not even in the background.
He's trying to get his way, even if we miss, like you always have to try, because
they're making do something, and then it lets people in that actually be able to do something,
because like, yeah, you can save the ball if he's not flipping, you know, polgo, whatever the
fuck you was calling, like, no one can save that, but if it's just a shot, then that's
where you're on his useful, but we're not even letting him have a chance to be useful,
because we're failing him early.
Okay.
Fine.
But I clearly, you're like, yeah, you're our best player.
So find where lay out a strategy that we can execute that simple on kick off. So find where what are you on
I think I think I think it just makes the most sense
Cuz like it all depends on where he's spawning and we're not even guaranteed to have two people on the corners like we had two really fucking good shots
If we have two people on the cross pinches say that how he's in call with us
While we're talking about what we're doing yeah
I want to say I was saying oh if he's not on goal, we could just pinch it and then he just starts blocking the pin
Okay, I remove the bottom of the group. I give one input. I give one input. Just one more
I can't do it. He's like it. My kick to my kick. I give one more input. I personally personally
Loving you can call me stupid. I personally think this bumping him is never gonna work
It's just me wasting I think even if it wasn't me I think you guys have someone I think having someone to go for bumping
It's just it's never gonna work because if I'm chasing him really quickly speaking in five minutes. I'm only hitting him like
a handful of amount of times.
Can I get a question then?
It go ahead.
So boost management is his most valuable resource.
We can sell his first.
All right.
What boost does he go with the most boost away from each other?
Cause then they're getting their gifts.
No, but he may not get out of the main.
Back, left and back right,
where we do every game is we take the first round,
but then he knows the in-trient like the internal timer.
So he's counting down and then he goes for it.
Ron, you would be incredibly value as a player.
I'll just give you a value as a player.
If you just stood on a boost the whole game.
I don't think to do that, but like, even just removing a boost from him permanently.
Like, if me and you just sat on the two-back boosts, we would probably, I mean, we got to see this from Rock's POV right now.
You're telling him to just pull his balls of player and be doesn't move.
Well, there's no way you genuinely think of that.
Well, listen, I'm not trying to hate you.
You're not saying that.
I just, I just, I just think we're down a player having a bully in the net.
I just think that.
No matter who does it, it doesn't have to be you. I'm saying in general.
It's easy to be a person though, just I understand last game
it didn't seem that way, but the game before we almost
won, he wrote blocks like four goals.
Like we would have been, okay, I wasn't getting the
air in nearly as much this game as I was, and I won't
be so much, how many, how many more chances do we have?
Logically speaking, we're all we need to do is do not
fuck with our rules, because those are important.
We need our backers for the goalies, yeah, for the
people going up for the goalies.
We need two people, because they're going to have boost,
they're not going to be able to aerial, they can't aerial,
that I'm going to be able to get a chance to talk to them all.
When you chew human beings,
now you outgaladly be one of them.
When you chew human beings to be near his back loose,
that way, he has to own it for life.
I'll be one of them.
Which we can still steal.
Yeah.
I'm getting a lot of ambitious plan.
I think it's one of the best people
his back loose only.
And maybe I want one person bumping him.
I think one song is the same.
I think he's stopping Ron and E-Rob's teams.
OK.
Yeah, for sure.
I'll make it orange.
So I'll show orange.
And you just drive through the goal.
You grab the boost along the way,
cause you're never scoring that quickly anyway.
So you'll still be able to get gold.
So I don't even know what I'm going to do.
The big difference now is when you're on blue
when you hit him,
it's a little bit too much.
You can't demo them.
Cause you can't demo right now,
which is kind of making you a lot weaker
cause you got a lot of hits.
You're doing well.
But if you guys have been hit,
some of be honest.
But I know we think it's a demo
because you're on the same team.
So good though, like five hits like that,
that's like two or three goals,
like if it's just,
and then what net am I supposed to go in
in case I have a gold?
you would go for the orange one still.
Yeah, still scoring on orange.
She's like, you're like, on our team,
but just visually on the other team.
Yes, all right.
All right, I'm going to go with you.
We're going to join Team Blue.
We got to push back of the call.
I think it came with a bit of a sense of statement.
Yeah, no, one of them in the call while we're playing.
Yeah, playing.
It's way better content is difficult.
And it's not like he's learning about much.
He's just so much better mechanically.
OK.
I think we say he thought about 10 seconds before this.
OK.
There's a lot of pain in his neck.
We got to get it.
Okay, I wasn't even playing
For boost again. Yes, you are going for for boost and demos, but you don't you don't think I think I'm just gonna become a lot more
I think I'm just gonna drive around the nets and just get all the boost in the game. He's over
Yeah, I want you in here
All right, okay, under seven.
Reddles.
Let me tell you.
Yeah.
You're never being that in place.
You're done.
And that was reach all 100%.
What are you starting now?
What are you starting last game?
Starting last game.
All right, Reddles, Reddles, we have a device
a couple of new strategies.
Yeah.
Try calling it best.
And we obviously, when we can't get it.
Well, it's over.
It's over.
He's not winning.
Subreddles.
If you win this row, it's better.
All right.
I'm right now no respect. Okay, not no respect so far. No respect right now
All right, I was fucking go
Your orange sell your orange. So I should go for the boost on the other side you should go for the boost of the bumps and the demos really
You can't get kicked off. You can't get kicked off.
You can't get kicked off.
You could also demo like Musgraving...
Uh...
These blocks?
They've got no boost.
I'm not being able to...
No!
Please!
God!
You don't want to do it!
That's what we don't want to do.
Wait, what?
You think you're sure?
I don't know the wrong guy.
I mean, he's just ran right into the boss.
He's off, he's off, he's off.
He's off. He's in the air.
Nice.
We have to try.
Oh my god.
Gigi, I trapped that ball.
I was going for it and then I saw you in the way.
So I tried to go around you.
I didn't think you were going to go for it.
Okay.
Oh, I'm not going to see you in a bit.
But that's what I'm going to say.
Look.
You have to go on your own.
No, no, no, no.
All right, I'm keeping the back.
There's something. There you go, I got him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, my fault, my fault.
We held him there.
I got all the way. We got this. We got this.
And that's fine.
That's just, we just go back to the forest. That's how big you go.
I'm up there.
He gains more kick and sputter.
It's on.
You're the pass?
Not bad?
Sorry.
Yeah.
Oh, he's gone.
Oh my god.
I got both.
I got that.
I got a bit of a fuck.
I need to.
He's in the head off the side.
Why?
I can't.
I don't have to go.
I don't think I should be going for him. I'm a little unmore right now, or else I'm gonna go for the back booth
No, you don't back he's going back. You just have a part doesn't miss it
We're fine. We're fine
He's off, he's got no touch, but I got no second in Mars.
He's still got his left.
Oh no.
Nice.
Oh, I'm watching the whole thing I'm not going to fucking get this.
That's just very good. That was or scum.
You don't forget Red Boost.
In this.
You only go to the booth.
He doesn't know how to look at that.
He goes home.
He got it. He got it.
I told you that's correct.
Did you see? Did you get that boost?
Don't make way.
Did you want that?
I told you that.
You see it.
Come on.
He's got boost.
They just got 100.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out. I'm just a bit.
There's nothing other than hey, he's gone from back right booze
He can't get him this one that
He's gone
Yeah, I might just can't but I'm trying to fucking get up
He's too fast!
I can't go back to his.
I'm camping too. I'm camping too. I've got this.
Yeah, we're camping. I'm camping, mate.
He's got no boost. He's got no boost.
No, no boost. He's far too far.
No!
Where are we going?
He's got no boost. He's got no boost.
Senator, Senator, who's got that?
I don't have any boosters. I don't have any boosters. I got this boost. I'm feeling boost. I'm a boost stop. I'm trying to get over him.
That's a good read, find her.
Here we go. It's awesome.
Push that.
Got the boost.
Got the fuck blood.
It's not over yet.
Oh hell.
What? Me and Ludwig are just gonna camp the back for this.
We're gonna camp the back.
Up.
Because I'm telling you, but if we need it for three seconds,
he gets it.
Exactly right.
So you would think I should go for a count.
Back to us on Kickoff, we can just score.
Obviously sometimes I think you guys can't get their first,
especially because like,
he knows what we've got.
I'd be told about my goalie.
Find your partner on Kickoff.
He's just being moved, we can't get it.
Well, yeah, and you can't get it.
After Kickoff, he has to leave,
so we can let the contest sit there.
I'm not even moving forward.
Yep.
Well, if you sit there, he's gonna bend on you, so you gotta run.
Yeah, just play space.
I see work as I'm going for boost with you.
Ron, you are not focusing on the team right now.
I'm focusing on the team.
I'm so locked in, I'll bet money with you.
How much money do you owe me to bet? I think we'll win.
But he's not about money.
All right, it's about us getting units together.
I'm so locked, my wig.
There's no I&T, man.
I think he only scored one of the four goals,
not like with no boost.
He had one go over like it was off the mid corner and like four of us with and it was genuinely unlucky
But the other three he had a hundred went up from the back wall and like up and with and then the fucking
Pogo but we saw bar down whatever. So like put his if we just don't know if he has boosts less often and like
We're getting more locked into like getting up early and everything
He those three ghosts just don't exist. They don't exist
And if we just and then like that one the one goal that he had was on lucky like we're actually getting the rhythm
All right, so let's put it who got the new lobby?
We're in it. We don't have to make a new one, I'm just ready to
Oh
Yeah, but you're just a police basement. I don't think we should have to assign one person goalie
Yeah, okay, okay, I can just play the space. I'm in the ball. If the ball's in our half come back like you know what I mean
Me and a lot of it are gonna do everything in our power to make sure he does not turn a single back
No, not counting kick-offs. Okay, thanks. It's what we're gonna do and
Then he's gonna have to only play out the mid-goons. It's like if we get it in his half
I'm gonna be so awkward for him because he's gonna be limp-dicking around with his car because he has no boots
Why's we got this?
Like I'm telling you, like we can do this for all of this.
And when he has to do those off to grant,
like when he's not boosting off the wall and he's already fast,
he weighs all of his boost on that attempt.
So if he misses and he can't get more,
he's just want it into the show.
Also, there's an open net, like really, like just run into him.
I'm telling you, like don't all go for the goal
and like we're just in the air, just have to talk to him.
And maybe just focus on the goal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So do that.
Let's do that.
Let's what I know.
Let's do that.
We got it.
We're not losing three times in a row.
You've had a really good shot. You've got to speak up because like people will be ballchairs
You can see that possible to do that but there were a couple times that personally
I had a clean shot and I just didn't say shit and like so
Live life life
Skobos
He's got moves. That's right
Eric you're that you're hitting
That's right
Who's not his idea?
He's playing defense take your time. No boost. Oh, my god. That's the same. He's off. He's on
Got some more boost
I got a nice deep squeaks. Thank you.
Thank you.
He's going from back right close.
Get a chunk out.
Go ahead.
He's going from back left.
You got it.
We got it.
It's okay.
Everyone makes mistakes.
No one's perfect.
Go home.
Nice. You're up. Good hit.
Oh, great.
Got it.
Good attack.
He's watching.
No one's here.
What's on?
I got it.
What a save.
What a save by me.
Got a boost.
Yes, areas.
Hold that boost.
No one's getting it, no one's getting it.
Top, it's out, it's out, it's out.
No, go on!
Oh, oh!
Yeah, so let's move on now.
Go on, go on, go on!
Got more boost, get the boost!
Go on!
Oh, my god, my god, my god!
I'm gonna go.
That was a good go.
Wait, the boost strategy.
Look at me stealing the boost.
Good, man.
I'm not a bad shout.
He's in hospital. He's not getting it.
He got it. He got it.
I'm not going. I'm not going on.
Oh my fucking god.
You sucks!
He's in the air!
You just shoot!
Shoot him!
Get it!
Oh no.
Not a boost.
Hold the boost.
Get the boost.
Hold the boost.
Hold the boost, box.
I hope they're back.
Serving it.
I'm doing it like there's no way we lose this by the way it's just about the
The bush you guys are fucking killing it. He can't have any offence against the bush.
My bad luck
He's going for back up the bush.
Not a bad show. Not a bad show. Not a bad show.
Come on
I don't want to go for your better than me go go I'm on it. I'm saying it. I'm saying it
I got I got I got I got so I can't but I'm scared
No, dude let me have one now
It's over it's over it's over it's over
It's over go holy shit possible
He's rattled
He had to any switch no boost
I'm going to say it was
I'm gonna lie, let's let him score guys, let's make it fun.
I can't rock, give on.
I'm not gonna rock, give on.
No, he's fine.
I thought he was.
Wait, what the fuck?
What?
I'm not gonna rock.
Oh fuck.
I got the bag.
I got to go through the goal I gotta go through the goal yeah, I gotta go through the goal
the!
right, it worked
I got to go through a goal
In the pocket stuff
I got to go through a goal
just dont stop
it's over
always be getting it out
no no no no no no no no no no no no brother he's out
He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He went from mid.
You're about to print it to me.
He's been running. He's been running.
That's his one left.
That was me.
What do you have the boost man?
He has it. He has it.
I'm going home, I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I took the back of the factory.
Well, we went to the first time with one of my toys.
I got him.
Go for it.
He's taking his boots.
I got the back of his shoes.
I bumped him.
I bumped him again.
I got to get the batteries at me.
No one.
Yes, no.
He's got a load.
It's good.
Wow.
Nobody ever beats the center.
I want three times in a row.
I need so much now for the two to be like,
no, I'm so proud of it.
Oh my god.
I've lost everyone in this view.
Go!
Oh.
I got the batteries.
Let's go for it.
There's not good something.
We've got a bunch.
Man.
That's one play, guys.
That's one play.
Let's fucking go.
That's all I got.
Right there.
Row.
Easy, too.
First try.
First try and play.
Fuck you.
It's a dominant game.
I'm proud of all young men.
But I absolutely think you're emotional, dude.
You never think about that.
Once we figured out that back, we scared it was older.
I'm telling you.
We're not gonna. We did that shit. We did that. I think I can one. Do you want to know?
Now we go backwards the other way. Yeah, that's it's five four
That's it G. G's rattles and same bro. Oh, that was a point. Thank you guys. Thank you guys
All right
That's why I want to be giving me compliments.
I scored like an eight goals.
Like, what?
What the fuck?
You weren't assertive enough?
Should I redo in the call and go come on?
Come on
Like should I I was good
I was really good. I thought I
Fuck my stupid trungist life. Oh, it's good. That's fun. I liked it
That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. Um
Let's do some kind of trick.
Let's do some kind of strike.
Kind of strike.
Yep.
Just want to sleep and woke up.
Nice pro, losing to a few streamers, squeaks whenever there's a one versus a second yet though, don't get
rage-related. Oh, that's the pro. Please.
Huh, please.
Please invite XUC. He will say this much trusty.
Thank you, Luke is Phoenix, Ego Day, Robin, Johnston, Squinton, Kevdog, you add the basket
and some Jones, you are GR, thank you, Jay Hydro, sympathy, bunny, thank you, really
OT, thank you, happy, hot, biggie dog, thank you, Maximillendo, roll, HANA, thank you
Today, Bray at Sir Leach Slum on Tapioca.
Think of this, those face melody.
Dude, that guy was insane. Remember I kept banning him and he kept, I,
unvanded him and he said the same thing. You think he was real?
Like was he a real guy?
That's like a real person saying that.
That's a real-ass guy.
Fine Burg was MVP. I agree. Fine Burg was great. I was fun. I want to get more
to Rocket League. That game is really fucking fun. I want to get to chant this year.
I was Diamond 2, but I'm Diamond 1. Do it, do it, do it. If there's too much, I want to get
good at counter strike. I want to get good at Rocket League. I want to get good at everything.
Oh, not enough time.
You got to hear this?
Oh, by the way, I played off stream on 19th October.
Oh, by the way, I played off stream on 19,000 to 125. Sorry. I never told you.
I'm not cheating. What's the next girl's night squeaks every night?
Do we get a high train going?
I don't have to do that.
guys have my full undivided attention. Hi, my white forces us to watch your
vodds during dinner. That's, that's, I'm trying to hear that. That's not miserable.
Well, what a good life. W-life.
On your way.
Oh, no.
Yo, thank you, Penn Day.
Press.
Press. Thank you.
Can I make the lighting like even worse? Is this okay?
Hello?
Hello, bitch.
Alright.
the
wondering what his dad would think.
What?
Med...
A lot, man.
Let's say.
Just one, just one, I suggest.
What?
Two more.
One stairs.
One mid.
and
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one
to
take a
B mains clear
Air stairs
One more in spawn
Hey, we ever watched a Jimmy Nutriom movie.
Fuck you for assuming I haven't watched Jimmy Nutriom movie.
All right.
I know everything about Jimmy Nutriom.
Including the origins of Goddard, I know.
I'm a big Jimmy Nutriom head.
How dare you assume.
I say when people say, do you like Shrek?
Yeah, of course I do.
Do you like Shrek?
Have you seen Shrek forever after?
Have you seen Shrek 3D?
Or do you see Shrek 1 and 2?
Like give me a fucking break.
of a Shrekhead actually live this shit. You know, the straight to DVD scared Shrekless?
Yeah, I live and I fucking die by this swamp. There's smoke e-box.
I've seen Shrek The Musical have you.
Oh man.
one more thing on the red
this
is
a
I don't know why though, there's an e-box outside
Electrical box
Okay, I'm gonna go check if there's not your band
I need out.
I'm blind.
I was like mad at him.
I'll be mad.
He's be mad in life, so I'll be mad.
I'm lucky.
I think I hit him through you.
I'll follow you.
We'll get there.
I've never heard someone in real life speak like a CS player. Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh,
came here. All right. All right.
You're welcome.
the
I got you I got you am I in the spawn looks okay, I mean and for
What's your mouse at
Don't worry about it
It's not me
and
the
That's around you guys.
Okay.
Yeah, I think I got so much out there.
Oh, I have an op.
Good evening to the...
I'll be starting.
You're welcome.
You!
That's my secret.
Monka!
I don't know.
One minute.
What the fuck is that?
You're almost coming up.
Almost minutes up.
What do I hear?
What do I hear right now?
One head?
We don't back. Let me know if they can go temple.
He box
One more one more one more.
What can be? Fuck I need to do better there. I probably here's what I would have done differently. Instead of holding an ankle
I hide let one out kill the second
That's okay actually
Oh my god, he just let him die
I'm gonna pick up an aka I can't I can't I can't
Why oh?
It's so sad I'm actually sad about that
the
up, it's my fault, oh my god.
Hey, man.
and
a man
all the big
oooohhh, I've been here before, haven't we?
Thanks, man appreciate that I've been like trying to get good like really really hard
Bro put every streamer on you side all now is so lucky to see
Oh shit my
and
not a lie I forgot I said yes
to
one of the
I was just on be but I just heard a call it said a
is
one of them
three working hard to be
will
one of them
the
I
went
what's I'll do you want
something like show
but also not clickbaity and something you know not too cringe
you know emoji
just something cozy
That's kinda it.
I missed my window.
Wait, did those insist smokes, smoke off the new window?
No, this dares.
Okay, perfect.
It's an old smoke.
Make it a fight.
Yeah.
is the title to see us with all my friends
but I'm so lucky
I got bomb here, picked it up, picked it up, picked it up, oh they didn't pick it up, yeah you're right
the
the alert
didn't we see him in a man imagine that
Let's be, probably.
What's happening, Green?
He's not there, what's happening?
Are we leaving, Bob?
I'll give you a minute.
Got a plane so fucking sweaty today, why is he a 4th of the camera?
Come on in, come on in.
Counter strike, but no counter space. Is this a plus two? Let's think about this.
Okay.
They're coming.
Not there.
They're not there.
Right there.
They got my guess.
So the middle.
Oh, there.
Can I have you ready?
What should be low?
Flash five.
Good half says.
There!
Alright!
I got a rule.
What a good half by me, no?
That was a masterclass of a new bus.
I don't know, you're going to look good.
See, S with the base boys.
I'm going to do it.
Sure.
You sleeping?
Oh, shit.
up
and one boxes
is love
sorry one
did i not hear the guy say a side
And then two people are going mid.
Want, thank you, rabbi.
Thank you, rabbi.
Just wish rabbi six one three, push you.
I'm saving it's him.
Ooh.
Okay, wait.
Let's measure the trajectory of the flash.
It popped here, therefore he's playing right here.
Isn't he?
the
I'm mad.
It's so hard to fucking do something like someone to just quiet.
I wish that people would talk to me.
I wonder if they just talked man?
You've got us.
I just do the most crazy smuggles.
4
5
Left back left
You just need people to rush in
Oh my god
Holy fuck
We're actually gonna lose this
We're actually gonna lose this I'm actually said I can't blame anybody. Okay, we're all about positivity
Any Smilers?
Positive. We want to win every single
Again
I'm saving again
Yeah, I'm saving one
I think they're bad at A
Finally
the
one
two
Emily, great Jews, thank you for the prime.
He's invincible.
What do you guys want to do?
Go away, honestly.
You want to go fast?
Yeah, yeah.
Perfect, then everybody come.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'm going to come.
I'm going my woman thumb and credit code. Hey, come on chill out. I'm happily married
Close left close left
These guys are not capable of going through some of us. I should have known
No, he's actually the best he guns is actually the fucking best player ever. Look at him. Bang. I just knew it one close left
Fox
Kira
Oh my god.
Here, thank you so much for the sub.
I don't push the one push it.
Let's call this B guy and go B. Let's go.
What's it? What's it?
I might be able to wait now.
Fuck that.
This guy's got the right idea.
I don't know how to hurt you.
Just trade me.
One top, man.
Hey my upper.
Last camera, last camera.
I'm fine for the one here.
For the win!
Yeah, me!
Okay, yeah, let's go.
Yeah, I got you. I got you.
Or do you want to take it?
No, thanks.
No.
Cool craft.
No.
Yes? No. Yes.
No.
I'm gonna do that, Balm.
I don't know if I'm back.
Yeoosh!
We should go out now.
He's hurt one HP. My fault.
Oh, I should've just gone.
The title scared me.
What the fuck? Wait.
I'm going to chase a thousand.
Do you know you're scaring people?
Let's make the title C.S.
I'm going pro.
You were here on grounds here.
Excuse me, say grounds here.
See as would me myself and I
Animate is life
What's this?
What's this place on fire?
There's...
Close.
Close, flank, flank.
Oh, my fucking god, man!
If we don't win this tournament, it's a really bad word.
Sam's clubwork, dude.
Thank you.
Scotland's saying something more than heaven.
We're going to lose this one right away.
We're not gonna lose guys in LV7, it has an LV7.
You throw him.
Oh there, but there.
and
scoundrel
using a DME the word you really want to say it I want to say it bad words chill out
I'm not gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Oh my fucking god, dude.
Am I the only one that wants to win?
Nobody gives a shit where does Roman play? Let's go to Roman.
I don't want to see you. Wait, I can go in here.
Then what's the good name talk? I want to... Oh, here we go.
I'm mad.
Rock.
and
the smoke in smoke
holy shit
none of you know no no hold on come on I said a good name
what's about to meet
that man on me
I'll smoke out man
So squeaks.
Mike, that's a good name at all, please.
Nice, fuck you, I want that.
He's hurt.
Nice round.
He's like when we...
Here we go slow.
I got drop in hot, I got it.
I'm going so fast to be pig up this level.
Can be one mull, can be one mull, can be one mull.
I'll smoke a almoli close.
What a call that shit.
Hello.
Let's go.
Let's go and start the engine.
Here we go.
All right, we're waiting.
We gotta go.
I'm breaking the fire.
Did he? Good call man.
Did he give us the confidence to push in and not be scared?
And for that I owe him my life.
I owe him my fucking life.
It's still rush B.
Oh, I bought one of these passes.
So, you know what I'm talking about, opening some fucking cases.
Let's go.
We are going to be opening
cases, folks.
Kids, gamble.
Kids, I'm talking to you, gamble.
What?
I have two. Oh my god, wait, I can get. What is this called? Wash me please. That's
stupid. It actually looks like shit. You guys are my M4. I just got it right before
I went live.
Sexy, no.
Sexy.
It's actually sexy.
I bought it.
I didn't open a case.
I bought it.
Sexy middle left.
Oh, thanks.
How much would it cost you?
10 bucks.
but I sold a bunch of cases.
Sadly, sorry, sorry.
I can go to the bathroom.
Oh my god, please let me know.
Please let me know if they say something really bad.
I
Was
Hey computer engineers I need your help
I need your help, how do I pause my game without, or pause my music without minimizing?
Hello?
Hello.
I don't have media keys.
What's the rank boys?
19,000 I started 16,000 I've lost a game since so low queue, welcome to the fucking arena.
island. You're going to want to see this.
Alright, start watching now.
Look who shows up all the freaking counterstrikes streamers all at once, huh?
Oh, we all got something to say. Give me a fucking braver old. The round everyone just shows up, huh?
Like, I'm fucking absolutely pony-nubes on a nubis, not a single peep.
Now, I go back to monitor one as I know everyone's death magic.
I'm on.
Two up, two up.
I need a...
I'm going to start doing drugs.
I'm gonna start doing drugs.
Oh, this is me playing.
I
Is your stream about drugs. I mean in a way I guess Jay burger. Thank you
Like I have a lot of chatters who do drugs and completely unrelated room escape
All right, I actually have to try
the
I was wrong like 30 seconds ago.
He's still here.
What ever?
Find a key on Spotify. I don't use Spotify use YouTube music.
and
I use it in my browser
a flashy long
I'm going to use that.
This guy's about to get rushed mid.
They're going to say...
mid-furple synone?
Yeah, I don't cat, I'll hear my phone.
This is the only one.
Cat cat.
Look at that.
One one's staying on a chat.
Mid?
This is low.
These are my mullies. Nice, good round.
L, good. You don't want the problem with Spotify's.
They have something called smart shuffle.
And like, I want a true shuffled experience.
I want absolutely random.
Like, I don't want to listen to the same genre.
you
can turn it off give it in nothing to complain about the what the fuck is the point of the whole fucking
stream you understand like I know I can just avoid doing it but it's like mirrors edge
having gunplay like I know I don't have to shoot anyone in mirrors editor I'm still
going to fucking complain like yeah that game about movement I agree that why even
include the ability to shoot someone.
I'm leaving you now.
Hey, come on, I can come back. I'm married.
So Steve, I was stupid there.
I got a feeling.
Whoo!
Not quite.
Here we got three.
Two.
Oh, I looked at my map.
I'm holding long.
I'm holding that now.
They're smoking to be.
I was trying to stop staring you should always use the op.
Okay, I will.
I'm thinking about joining a counter strike team.
Let me know if there's any orgs that are looking for a B&IGL, off-hybrid.
long long arm. Just line it down.
Join Shopify Rebellions. Put the fuck using Shopify.
Oh, my long is open.
Surely they don't come long late, right?
I'm going to use a little bit of the stuff.
the
like I want to do like some fucking y.m.ca.
You don't think I can win a major.
I'm going to get around.
Thanks for the option, guys.
Yeah, who wants an op?
Bragger, tell me, oh, come on.
You got me there.
Let's fucking go.
LADS FUCKING GO!
No one flash?
Oh!
Two top men.
Lockman.
Oh wait, packet delfias in Philadelphia.
Pass.
I'm scared.
I'm trying to start the drama.
Fucking Philadelphia.
Bro, I had a cheese steak from Philly Wands.
on a toilet for a week straight. I got a cheesesteak from the airport.
Nice.
You have a lot of laver. Let me just say the person, so they next to me, I'll
the flight did not fuck with me. They did not like, man. Why? I put this
crassly. I ain't put it in counter strike terms. It was like a kz out of my ass and
Everyone was fun.
I'm so slow.
One man, one man.
What the fuck here?
I
Fuck
Ok, dokie v2, but thank you for the lunch
Why am I getting army ads here?
I don't know
you can't see once you join the army
I'm offing long I'm offing long
I'm off
too mad
close man
all I want for it
Don't be strong
War owl was sponsored by the US Army. What is that true?
I swear it's real
The US to Afghanistan be like, ah, hi, I'm more owl and I still don't have an outro
Hey how's it going?
Three, two, one.
Lower.
swing it swing it you get it's free. Okay well I need advice on how to hit on
women I'm 39 years old in single I need advice man who makes a
Twitch Pro-Local, MIVR, is overrated.
Pro is probably a menace during the fucking major, into its shaft.
Hey, jokes aside though, it's been a few years now, and I really want to settle down.
What I'm trying to say is I can be the fallen in the relationship.
I will carry this relationship all the way to the fucking top tier stage.
Please.
Oh, come on, fuck.
Where you should have caught the needle through a bag?
Oh, yeah, that got you on my VR, huh?
That got you. You got a little bit of a giggle there.
We're on long.
Yeah, I'll flash you guys out.
I have to burp. I'm actually so fucking sorry.
I got a smoke for the cross as well.
One cow one.
It's too cut.
Oh.
Come on, he's just round back.
Good shit.
That was good. We're like so saint.
I like how old the players slaps the MP5.
Like I like the slap one.
Like in that. Why would a T do that?
I'm taking notes, NERAL!
Just be yourself.
Lower, fuck, burn them too.
Lower's tagged.
Very lit.
I don't think I'm going to die.
I was too busy slapping on him.
My team's great.
I don't think I'm going to die.
Why did I write that?
Are you chatter having regrets?
Over what you type into a chat?
God they're being sentient.
Bobby, thank you for the tier one.
I think a lot of reasons the internet is toxic.
Is due to razor, it's a blue switch keyboards.
It's too fucking fun to hit a single button.
So like people are just fucking vomiting the first thing in their head and going click click click click click click click click and they don't stop
With the old membrane del keyboards that I want you to use like it would have hurt if you over time
Yeah, the optical switches
I'm just slow. I'm gonna go slow
the
I have a wooden. I'll say you cheat.
Window tagged. Please, sir.
when you're switches are meta now you want me to ostracize the hole in the chat right now by what I'm about to say
I'll smoke him down. Don't do it. Just go without. Alright, I'm gonna burn two
I can't, I can't, it's not even rage-vite.
Oh my god.
Fire, fire, fire, fire.
One tunnels.
I'm saving again.
Wrong full loss bonus.
I'm going to smoke mid.
Let's go up cat.
Perfect.
I don't know.
No need to.
I'll smoke it.
one cat
got ready up
are these guys actually being for real
of
the
I'm going to bet I'm going to bait.
Oh, or how about I do something actually fucking crazy?
Oh, I get it.
When you left me long, your names happily married.
That was such a long time ago
I'm out of beat, and beat is completely clear
two
So...
Substance pushing...
One med?
One's coming.
I'm gonna see that.
Get around.
All right.
Good job. Keep getting a long control there. They're pretty bad.
you want me to drop you back out here yeah
I'm gonna kill you.
Now we're gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Could be a cat.
Top mid dead
One was mid for sure mid player's probably splitting B
Any unknown mid to be smoke
There's anything else in
like why is it taking so fucking long
isn't being open here ready to just trade me
that's why it's so hard to lead for some reason I'm not a leader
the
rush be
now this may be on a take us on two people in a place
us not the
Mollie.
Be nice.
This guy is lost in spawn.
I
I've a
just fucking terrible
absolutely awful
for me not not from that my team is pretty good actually
for
bomb bomb
to look at me
polling
oh my god
but
all
to
see how they're math homework new people are pretty good with that stuff wouldn't mean like Mario speedrunners
that
All right, link it to me.
Oh, this is my mic broken.
No, they're not going to play Nuke. They're too scared. They're all going to be in Nuke.
Thought so.
Oh my god, what the fuck is that emo, Gosling Drive?
Excuse me, did you, uh, are you gonna play a high guard today?
I will like high guard for exactly two hours if they want.
Uh, hit me up.
I'd love to like high guard.
I'm actually my drop-er of you pretty soon.
You should use a high guard on your hair.
I have to hit that prime button. You're fucking bad. I'm not kidding. You actually have to.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Right now. Right now. Hurry. Hurry.
the
truth equals ban
anyway did you see for some's minecraft today
yep we got it
3-Dinos, thank you.
Oh, wait for a purple one.
Finally.
Maybe.
There's a...
Oh, he's dead.
I got his one fucking flying.
I think I just took off.
You didn't visit Deadlock any time soon?
Yeah.
Good question, that's going to be the ultimate game of the generation.
But I don't play any game unless it has the Jeff Keely seal of approval.
So we'll see what Jeff says.
We've been waiting for you there.
I'm here to see you.
We're waiting for you.
I'm shortly back.
Back up, we are planning on...
Back up.
oh my god wrap them she's hitting the smoke oh my god
the
all
all so sad
you discussed the next are insane
the squeeze of a favorite map or least favorite
My least favorite is inferno.
My favorite map is...
I like a nuke. I think nuke is really fun. I don't know about favorite.
I just say don't think nuke gets a lot of enough love.
You can get in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like FY
Who will that?
what's your rank in terms of Valorant
the highest possible
one
uh...
we're saving a game on the fourth round
hey
I'm the fuck man.
AJC is a cool map, yeah, but the vibe doesn't care about hostage maps, because the
AJC is actually a fucking great map, but Valve just removed it, like we were shit.
side med.
Dad.
What in halls?
Left side med.
These guys are in discord.
I don't even know what they're saying.
I feel so left out.
Fuck discord.
Actually fuck discord.
Counter-Strike. I want to hear them.
Show them. Carly, slay, Jefson.
Thank you for the subs.
I asked to join, didn't respond.
Oh. Oh my god. Wait, no mind. They can do whatever they want.
Judgement day. Thank you for the prime. We should
the
of
as he lived from me
when I even
I can shut.
Radio puppy not fair. Thank you.
Thank you.
They said nice shot to me.
You know what I've seen in the word a lot of recently?
I'm not sure it's because the stream is conditioned me.
I've seen the word puppy.
I can't like everybody is puppy this puppy that.
It's so weird to me
We don't have bomb
Oh, he's back he's back
there's purple
they're all going to be here on that
destruction
that was a yeah it was a bad confidence here I could have got a kill him
I'm done in this mode. It's better than no smoke though.
You find out what the puppy girl is?
Do you know I asked the channel that you said puppy play?
I'm like, I don't know what that means.
I think the Artemis Moon for the five gift did.
Thanks man. Thanks all the subversions I got.
I appreciate it.
No, you can't get skins for the naves yet.
But I got a feeling.
push in pushing, b and mid
try to get
hey you guys say no, I just scored together
what's that?
you guys didn't just scored together?
oh no no, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh you're kidding me too
You
Imagine
So what's this shred we're doing a default
Alright, so I feel like I ruined the lives I can't help it sometimes I can't help it
I got a really good smoke CT let me know when you guys want it
First I already just
Smoggin' out
one
you got this
now got why he's kind of bushing today for real for real
ah
you really think I'm bushing
Nice track guys.
Those are great.
I just keep being.
retro mars. These all their age smokes. Wait, did I not say thank you? I'm
I'm such an asshole.
Left side mid.
He's in the cubby.
They used all their ace smokes now.
Re-smokes.
See you later guys.
Come back
Hey
Oh my god, you're coming out balls my fault
I take no responsibility
I literally take no responsibility
Thank you, AJ, it's in for the follow.
You've heard thanks for the plan.
When I'm right died, it's my teammates.
If I killed them, it's all me.
That's the rules of the game here, alright?
Don't get a twist of them.
I'm gonna die now.
What do you say?
I'm gonna die now.
We're actually doing OTA, T-SIDE. I don't want to get too mad. You know what?
Fuck that chicken.
Boss, there was boss.
He's off the list.
There's two more on the list.
I
Just pay me this fucking guy, so I don't want to go out
Ah, marijuana
the
car
the
the job
to the
speech are you religious what who do you believe in me a model what
favorite part of the prime
i am
on religious just in case
like
i don't want to be like you know
i'm just saying like
not believing in heaven is fine like whatever you do you but
the upside of believing in heaven is so much greater, you know?
I'm like, it's like my backup.
Let's call the Squeaks' wager.
You see that heavenly fires?
Okay, obviously I'm not gonna do that.
Here's what I will say regarding heaven and hell.
Hell's gotta be filled with so many people.
like 99% of the world is in hell.
But like hell is like the worst of the fucking worst.
Like the most evil fucking person
and someone who pired at Avatar.
Right?
Like they're all hanging out there.
I don't know, I just feel like there has to be
some sort of layers.
Right?
That's crazy, no?
and
the
there's seven layers but i didn't read the fucking extended universe or it
i'm talking about source material stuff here alright
like i don't even know what's canonize anymore
i'm just talking about my own head cannon
One more save one more save
Yeah, he's cheating. That's for damn sure
Yeah, that's for damn sure
There's impossible impossible for me to go
No, no, he's not cheating. I'm just
I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating
the
what's the sky's deal good at C.S. and
the U.S. to hide
the like yeah whatever I believe in
whatever
I'm like an unfinatic religious person
T. Rex thank you
like I'll do a lot of nodding
in church and not because I'm
sleepy because I just yeah for
for sure. What happened?
Come up, B.
Two, two!
to be one here on this mochete
you got bomb
yeah, it's clear
I don't even look like that.
I'm getting into the ball.
But then...
Going first, aren't you?
Dude.
How'd you do that?
I'm cheating, bro. I told you.
I'm cheating!
Alright.
Are you gay though?
Am I gay?
Yeah.
I hate, excuse me, I'm happily married, I'll have you said.
What do you mean am I gay?
Why are you? Are you interested? What's going on?
What on hell?
Hell no!
I'd be a great fucking boy around. What are you talking about?
If I was gay.
What do you mean to you? How fucking dare you?
First one is what the fuck?
to
use only saying you because he wouldn't
say you because he wouldn't
date of counter strike
there
don't say based with the
thought he doesn't say double you
ally and now you know when I'm
just saying I'm sticking up for the
counter strike player right now
Oh, mushroom.
Here we got this by the way.
are you actually married no I'm happily married nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty three
You saw I can't rank 12. Why, why are you asking me?
You're afraid to leave me, you saw it.
No, no.
We just top-pracking every game. Thank you, Michael.
You play faster, you're yellow, you're yellow, you're yellow.
Dude, I...
I'll be, be, be.
I don't hear the call until I'm up, broke the most fucking mollies and everything and then runs away.
I am dialed into protecting with my life.
Well, that was a day, what was that day?
Why is the chat anti-components towards tweaks?
weeks oh no they're just saying hate shatter the reason they're saying that is because I actually pay a couple of
bots to come in here and to like gas me up you guys having a good laugh and discord right now
tell me what's going on I feel a little out of the loop all right it's like keep me
keep me posted what you guys were talking about.
Thanks dude.
You got to stop bringing up the discord.
I'm not going to stop bringing up the discord.
I'm included.
Oh, chat.
you know what this means right baby baby baby baby
my gun just glitched did you see that
my gun was just like it was glitching it wasn't it was like
Come on, stupid fucking thing.
It lost the spin.
You're in that shit.
Emo.
This is the guy who thinks he's going to have in.
How much did he do?
What the fuck?
I look like a dick.
What the hell?
Oh, good.
I'll go there.
I'm going to be.
All right.
Okay, okay, let's go see see
See steps
Look at this sexy gun by the way, new look at this how it shines in the light
Oh my fucking god, nah, here's up here for a screenshot
I'm one HP
I'm hell
Nice. One more. One more.
Good job. Wow.
Wt.
Hey. Could I get a drop unrelated?
Thanks, Na'am.
They like that one.
Had a good gigal. I heard it in the discord, if you like I'm part of it.
and I got a raise as a paid chatter nope
alt one in halls
I need that.
Literally perfect fucking timing on that Molly.
I
don't see chatters as it individuals I see them as one collective
being a
children
i think like i think like twenty five thousand
i
It's actually like really cheap. It's the fake stickers.
I feel bad lying.
You got some of my good person.
I'm going smoke.
Second?
You was first.
Thought a movie I forgot.
I just want to be friends, you know.
You know that that's the thing you ever have a fucking friend. He's so good
Is he on a date don't get jealous. Oh my god
Look at you if I don't talk to the chat. I'm talking to the players. You got your so fucking jealous
That by the way open my trade-in life
Thanks for supporting
Oh, in the hall, too
It's not a bag of thorn. I'm not begging. I'm just saying
Our community hit our goal by giving me money
or sorry we hit our goal by giving me
we did it
try to look at a like a skin's value goal below and then I'll say ping off medical pills that's not actually
on a
non-just joking
I'm joking. I said obviously I won't do that what I am thing off medical bills for my kid cleaning
I'm going to heaven it's impossible come on
I'm offing and I'm not fucking sorry and I'm not buying a kit
Did you get the nears?
Like Mr. Beast.
Thanks man.
Can they be arched?
Could they be arch?
Maybe.
Yeah, see, that's a right idea.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, something to be.
Or there's a ghost. I'm right at it
Really
Oh my god, I got a treat offer.
Let's check it out.
Oh, I would be trade protected.
I got you, dude. Come on.
Great. Just a fucking max 10.
Like, come on.
you aim like a bot oh yeah watch this
why am I trade band why is it seven days because I just open my
I'm thinking of a jig.
All items are trade ban for seven days.
Well, then let's fucking sucks.
I can't take people's skins.
How am I gonna sell?
and
let the burps out and holding it in all stream can you tell
it in the entire stream
so
such a good L
Locatius
Luh
Oh my god, it's so beautiful beautiful
you learn Curse of Immortals School I took handwriting classes I believe it was called
Call the calligraphy.
Uh, I'll be.
All right.
I'm in sight one banana he actually made a step
the
one of the
You don't know I've noticed at these like 20k ranks people are scared to like fight banana at all
There's no fighting here. I want to fight banana
One more
Oh my god, we're gonna lose
You think we won?
Why didn't he think we won?
wait, didn't
that was a good whole deal, yeah, sure.
Thanks, dude.
You baited me, though.
I baited you.
Standing first oranges.
Dying to a molly, I baited you.
That's what you're telling me.
I'm in.
I'm smoked off.
Grab, grab, up, truck.
Come on, truck side.
It was a do more.
My team didn't get a kill there.
Thoughts on Valorant?
It's a great question.
Valorant is a amazingly mediocre.
No, it's a great, a great,
I'm not a big enough streamer to pretend like a Valorant sponge.
So, not yet.
I'm working on it, though.
Hey, I am down, though.
I'm down.
Oh no.
You're big enough.
Check the scales, Bucco.
Huh?
Choo!
the
block looks like it's going well the
of the
mod give me a fricken uh... prescription of those empty
one
One tap.
One mark.
I'm in for a second.
Right?
On the open glass, please.
Oh.
Good job.
Please wait, your top 10 games of all time.
Number 10.
Oh, is just way till she takes wing.
number nine
Amy
no my top 10 my top 10 games are
Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic unleashed Sonic
Bracers, Sonic Crossboro
and nice shoulder public
Oh, all of them.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, my FPS.
Oh, look at my FPS.
Zero.
Wait wait I don't want to crash.
GG GG GG.
Oh nice dude.
Whoa.
Wait are you got 20k right now? Should we do it?
So we fucking do what I said?
Oh, shards and sweets.
Thank you for the prime.
Do it.
Let me just restart my game.
Having some issues, wallpaper engine needs to close.
Epic games needs to close.
Microsoft compile it needs to close.
Curse forage needs to close.
Windows security needs to close.
Bluetooth devices need to close Xbox Gamebar need to close Cortana. I need to close.
This what over I need to close, seem over I need to close.
the
North and anti virus need to close
McAfee need to close
Premier
Close your note pad squeaks wait
week's way. Jesus.
Uh, can you have a music please?
You take close your chrome tabs.
I don't use chrome.
I don't believe in Chromium, I may you close your mouth next.
Okay, sorry.
Use Opera GX.
I don't use any product product that has a funny Twitter.
This is my rule.
I don't even know what's going on.
Brave browsers, the best.
Isn't Brave browser chromium?
I don't even know what chromium means.
I'm just trying to copy you guys honestly.
I use Firefox exclusively because it gets all the computer science nerds on my side.
And at the end of the day, it's computer scientists, and
Lesbians that fun to the stream.
Right, excuse me away from working a real job here. So whatever you guys, you know,
Let's break and go whatever
I'm a micro biologist
I don't give a fucking atom, I don't know what to say. I don't know what microbiology is.
How about you teach the class?
but
by all g but small
oh that's actually perfect for me
What? I'm interested in the sciences. I'm interested in the sciences. What? I'm
interested in the sciences. I'm a streamer in STEM. Streamer in STEM.
What science did you study in school economics?
Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
No, it's a science.
It's actually, I studied, um,
those little science.
I got a degree in it.
I guess I got an art degree, because I got a bachelor of arts, hello?
A.O.
I'll go B.
Two people A, three people B.
Sure.
Yeah, I'm a P.F.
See what happens.
Okay.
Two, three, two, three.
One shot.
and
he was walking
oh one monster, oh my god, thank you
I'm a little short.
How long?
I can't say it. It's last one.
I was behind. I used to get ready to move.
I'm lit.
You wanna just trade me?
I
I'm offing, I shouldn't come on.
Yeah, I'm recording you for bullying.
Hey, how do I am Molly the whole from short?
Like this one.
How do you do it?
to
see as the edge of the
old police
off the sub appreciated
the
again.
Hmm.
That's how we think this is a lot.
Come on, Troy.
Nice.
Good luck.
It's like the A2 more call.
Pretty good.
One monster.
Monster dead.
one
one of the
swag
you guys think squeeze the crappy guy i am crappy i've had a really crappy
It's a lot of frustration in there.
It's like really crappy, like really, really crappy.
No, like I can't even...
Sorry, I can't do it.
What are you doing?
Hey, wait, wait.
We're not coming out.
We can go to the local.
We're not coming out.
They technically have a...
Connecting?
the
monster
come to you haven't
Yeah, I let you down Aaron
Look at this guy's movement he's good look at him look at him look at him look at him look at him
Look at him! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look at him! Look at him! Look at him!
I used to just better...
Hog!
You down.
She dropped that. They got bottom.
Excuse me, where are your thoughts?
What are your thoughts on ice cream?
I'm 4 ice cream.
I think ice cubes are amazing actually.
What flavor?
Chocolate?
Incredible.
I'm sure a streamer's be like fuck ice cream.
I'm certain demons be like I can't fucking stand ice cream
I think we should be welcoming to all new flavors
I'm like, what the fuck are we doing?
the
I'm going to just push out the knees.
Yeah.
What's up?
What is he doing?
Stop.
Come on.
Where's he?
In the...
All in monster.
I've found one.
I would've come with you guys.
Wait, I shouldn't like count the letters in the Astrix, right?
Because then it's like, I feel like I'm like hearing.
Yeah, let's just say, let's just say it really bad word.
Obviously, I have just, I don't want to count the letters, that's about it.
You're just saying, like, what did this person say?
warning slurs detected you know what chat I'm gonna mute him how about that I
take a hard stance one monster flashing out they're off their inside
I'm more monster.
Do you guys like, like, like, skins?
Like, do I have to buy like thousands of dollars of skins for you guys to be like, wow,
this is such a joy to watch.
He flips out of nine if he takes out a 20.
There's a way to mean first on Chatters who are going through counter strike and they're like,
why are your skins a go?
I'll go.
One stormy or fugly I get fugly a lot
It's not planted from
Nice
the
are you the worst way on your team
hey come on man that's me talking about here
chill out
hey hey come on
be friendly
Morely
I'm the worst player on the team. That might be true
Let's just say
I'm pushing even though I shouldn't I'm feeling bad to the bone
Oh my god.
What the fems!
That was fixate!
Fixate!
How did that all kill him?
One more monster and there was one mid.
There's more here.
On.
Fixate!
you know what I'm glad that an ad cash fuck it we don't deserve cash
oh my god what a peak got weed
that's what's going on.
That's what's going on.
No, premier should just be just to in the
one thing is that everyone of the team only knows a
stairwell.
No, no, no, no.
We lose GG.
GG's in pit.
nice job weed you know I just mighted thank you step up for 13 months
I don't know how you guys shall I miss what you're putting you and you were
spreading through the wall that you were dead thank you for saying that you're the
Fence got in my way
Thank me to me to God. You're such a fucking real one. It's crazy. I was hoping someone saw that
It was weird wasn't it? Thank you
Now ask for his discord
one
lost a monster
one
What the fuck is this?
Jesus!
What the fuck?
the
Okay, I'll report you for that one. That was a legitimate backstab and you don't do that to your teammates.
Thank you.
20, 20 tick-tock music. I was an on tick-tock in 2020.
they song sounds like you're about to sell me an MLM on TikTok dude I
think though it advertised me the most fucking cringy shit ever like a video game
T-shirts
All right, Xbox record this yeah, I buy them not a fucking
Pazool
Nice, that's guy with bathrooms.
Alright.
Isn't Orad just a thing invented by socially awkward kids as a reason they don't want to talk to their friends?
I'm not socially awkward, I have Orad, that's why I'm being quiet.
Not because I don't have anything to say.
Oh, or no.
No, no, I'm so interesting it's aura. I have a right swear
I don't know if I can do that.
That tree ball.
Yeah.
What is he doing, you know?
Why did he just do that?
What do I have to be see?
one truck and one long
you can't say NPC okay I can I just did
I know what an NPC is. I mean, I myself am an NPC. For example, Uniclo is great for basic.
My favorite movie, 2001 is Space Odyssey.
Maybe check that interstellar. It's actually pretty impressive visually.
Hell yeah, they have top golf here.
I'm not going to get in the car.
My man, sorry.
the
us
no NPCs don't live in New York NPCs are like
they record themselves on the subway and they go, I'm so scared
I'm so fucking scared
I need to be running in shooting and I would go with a live if I didn't get fucking full by a gauntlet.
It was me, I'm sorry.
Hey, come on, we're on the same team here, guys.
I like making him laugh.
They rematch after, I don't know if you're a rematch dev, but I'd rather literally do anything else.
I'm just vibing, I guess.
I did take a rack bro, it was the first skill I've ever bought and
But excuse me
Hey, why aren't you playing highguard yet because I'm happy to like highguard for two hours exactly
Yeah, he's got a bad dude for sure
Sure, I'm going to wait.
Good chat. What are your thoughts on this truck here?
Let's drop here. Okay.
Mid. Mid. Mid.
Can we get bomb down? No, right?
No, no. Let's see if we can.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, why is the fucking music please? I feel like I'm like going to go to sleep here
One push long.
Long bathroom.
Oh, he's tree.
Oh, the burst shoot.
killed the fire
Alright, alright, alright.
Okay, so if we wait, they w.
Just play default.
Squeeze freestyle? Okay, here I go.
Why did the music stop?
I'm one HP. I'm 20
I'm not far.
Should have caught all of them. Maybe not any more.
The one guy is going to die.
One bang.
One short deep.
All is on him.
Dumps her, dumpster, dumpster.
Ben.
This guy needs to swing like yesterday.
Oh, he's scared. He needs to swing.
Nice, truck dead.
I'm going to see if I can get a house.
Call him a pussy.
Do you guys think I'm like fucking mean to people to their faces?
How about an MP5?
It's the new hotness.
Oh, okay down. Oh, I
It's like we're scared to take control and we have full flashes, can someone flash over here?
I'm going to peek back there.
I'm going to try to kill him.
I'm going to go with bomb.
I'm down to go down con and hit B here.
I'm still close along.
Let's go down con.
Here come trade maimlet
do I thank for the prime thank you that time pyjama
yam down I'm going to drop tech on
I'm gonna smoke the mod so I can get an out
Jesus fucking right I slow down they play a very aggressive at a someone come with me connect there
Let's just try to go connect there keep holding the pushes a
I'm blushing.
Where up?
Can you guys work up?
Yeah, we've connected.
I'm going to get out of here.
Bathroom.
Divider.
You can sight now.
Oh my god.
Last bang, yeah.
I'm going to shot.
They just boosted okay.
Jack, I'm actually not worried that we lose this because I genuinely think we win this
in my whole life.
because I have a trick up my sleeves.
I have a secret weapon.
Okay, I know exactly how to win this.
Go long. Everyone go, A.
Like let's just push A together, go long together.
Let's move on, hurry up.
I'm flashing over long.
Oh, it's come, get bomb please, yes, it's good, good.
Let's go that confidence here, I think one thing left.
Ah.
Got insane.
Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom.
Get bomb down.
That's what I was up.
On your left? Oh my god.
Nice try. Why do they pull out the tech?
It's not like the bomb's beeping sound.
It's so fucking wall-pounding.
Go bathroom together.
We just have to push in together.
I think we can go for a trade to be an easy kill, like an easy trade.
Bathrooms? Let's go.
Nice.
Perfect. Let's go. Let's go.
One more.
Trucker, trucker.
Tank was.
Nice round, guys.
I'm talking like these trains we can train we can do it.
same thing
the job
that's basically just a topwriter
he's the one that's been fucking as a last before
yeah he's just off and easy to
Why is he drop on that ship just to me off?
One in character.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
I just think we're playing too slow.
Well, yeah, so...
Yeah, so...
Did I play Counter Strike in the bit of the Beast's stomach?
Anyway, that's all for now. See ya.
You got a Leeline.
Surprise.
I don't want to be one.
Oh, whoa.
What if he won?
What the hell is jumping around?
Jump it around, jump it around.
Jump it around.
Yeah, so I haven't become Charlie.
haha
i'm going connect there
that's about it, chill
once connect there
oh my god, we have no bathrooms
I'm gonna trade on. They're gonna trade me, aren't they?
It's for the betterment of the team. They need me. They need me. You don't understand.
They need it. Someone who just runs in with their fucking no brain
They actually need me. I'm telling you they need me
Like
I don't understand and he's been clicking he's been quick and his be swift
My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, no. Nice, sure.
No, what motherfucker?
Don't die, I'm scared as I'm saying.
What if you ever care about something else clouds? Come on.
No, no, no.
I'm going to take long control, yeah, yes, no.
Adam dead
Connector hurt that's guy like nice 30 oh
Not last guy sorry
I'm a nom nom nom nom, they give you the prawn and
Wait, chat, did I tell you tomorrow I have a sponsor code vein two
Two hours
No, not high, guard.
One connector.
I'm over this game.
Get me free. Get me free. Get me free. I can't do it. I'm gonna. I'm getting tilted
It's not even my team is fall by the way. I'm a team's father. I just need someone like it was like
Just as dumb as me. I need some dumb
dumb bozos like me
Why do you thank you?
It's gonna be guys in the train.
It's guy fucking on hey 69
Don't hit that by the way. That's a scam in the trap
Whatever you do don't click that fucking link you're actually gonna get banned
You have to be very very very careful
Don't do it. I'm warning you. Don't do it. Be very careful. Thank you, Roro, Navarra,
for the tier one.
Please one on allow links.
Because that guy's fucking,
he's trying to scam people, man.
Don't do it, don't do it.
You're a man, how do you like that?
Not over here, buddy.
Not over here.
Oh.
and
no mods, I just moderate myself.
The only link that's allowed is twitch.tv slash squeaks.
Now is he something really fucking cool?
Watch this watch this watch this watch this watch this watch this
Not a single fucking error
Oh, I thought I was supposed to go in there.
Wait, am I supposed to go in there?
No.
All right, that obviously doesn't count as a mistake.
Why's my FPS so low, man?
Oh.
Okay, this is easiest fuck.
What?
Oh, I'm going too fast for this.
I can't do it, GG.
Oh my god, ladder movement is so fucked.
Oh I'm so close!
Oh my god!
Wait, what?
Oh.
This is a huge jump, no?
What? This is a huge jump.
the
way let's walk in the
Yippee
I didn't load a
25 fails is not real I don't have a radio command set as GD
Okay, I'm out, bye everybody, see you tomorrow, last stream of the week, I'm going to be gone until Sunday.
I'm going to go ahead and do it, let's run rocket league, counter strike, woo, oh I have
a sponsor tomorrow, by the way, FYI starts at 8 p.m. So I'll be down for four hours.
hours. Don't play CS upstream. Oh, I fucking will.
Guaranteed, I will. No, the sponsors could be into.
So that'll be a two hours mantra. Anyway, I'll see you guys tomorrow, okay?
Yeah!