you
Hello?
Oh my god, I was mudded the whole time?
Bannock, bannock, bannock, bannock.
Mudded means muted.
This is like a funny joke.
When is training starting?
Right now.
I'm learning Minecraft off stream.
You're too millennial coded.
I'm a millennial.
Are you going to do MCSR or regular runs?
I don't know.
Is it MCSR easy?
Like easier?
Yeah, Ludwig isn't joining us today because of, um, actual big drama.
Christian Tell, thank you for the tier one!
I don't have any Bitcoin.
He's at a wedding.
Like, I haven't used that fucking excuse before.
Give me a break.
Vomit, baby, thank you for the prime!
Oh, do you think I'll learn something today?
I really need to.
I've been feeling really stupid recently.
Like I'm so fucking embarrassed I didn't hit 25k yesterday.
But apparently I looked at my Lidify.
It's the best I've ever played, according to Lidify.
But it feels so bad.
Isn't that weird?
Thank you Hippo the Crippo.
You were being boosted?
Dude, Aiden's great.
I really like playing with Aiden.
Thank you, Body King, for the two months.
Thank you.
I'm improving.
I mean, I just have played this game so much.
Sometimes this game feels like you're just hitting your head against the wall like I'm kind of over it soon
Now that you saw your rum hum. Thank you get go. I'm gonna start something new like maybe rocket League or something else
And then I I need to get face at level 10
No
Yeah, I'm gonna start playing League of Legends
Dude people listen, I know a lot of people have been saying Arc Raiders.
I fucking hate Arc Raiders.
Like the community of Arc Raiders.
Like I'm down to play Arc Raiders.
I think it's a fun game but I play it like a shooting game.
I'm not gonna play it like friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly, friendly.
I wanna kill people.
Brother, I'm playing Arc Raiders off stream.
I'm shooting a guy.
He's almost done.
I'm friendly. I don't give a shit. I actually don't give a shit dude. I want to play I want to shoot people
I don't want this fucking thing and then I'm shooting a guy or this guy's like with his friend playing
He comes up to me and says are you a bungy later? Hell no, bro. I just want to play the game
What the fuck? I'm just gonna play I
Don't even know what you're talking about
You want to kill people?
Yeah, in Orc Raiders, you know, the game with guns in it?
Like I just want to play.
You should hop on the deadlock train before it's too late.
What do you mean?
Wait, is deadlock getting high guarded?
Frosty is here, they've been the prime.
This is my warmup, Mom.
It's called, here's the thing about me.
I'm a movement player, you know?
Like, it gets my hands all warmed.
You know, I'm really trying to win because I have black bars.
I would throw ass if you managed to beat this map.
Brother, you don't need an excuse, JoJo.
How do you say black bars like that?
What?
What do you mean?
What?
Thank you, Alec. Thank you.
Bonamint.
What?
Builder! Thank you!
Dude, there's like this propaganda going about me that I hate playing games with streamers.
It's just not true.
I actually quite like it.
You do? I'm a streamer!
What the fuck?
Is this why you're doing this?
Tom, what are you doing right now?
Are you live reacting?
You and I aren't so different, buddy.
You're live watching a streamer.
What happened to that ancient game?
I'm wondering.
I like to watch.
No, I know.
I know, I know.
That a great stream for watching, going from IEM to watching this.
of Hill post IEM huh? Quarterfinals to Demahops. I'm fucking ready dude. I'm ready. Wait I'm
actually insane. Oh no. Should I go from Counter Strike to Minecraft? That's the question.
You'd have probably done better than G2 against Maus.
Yeah, I mean G2, obviously.
I'm talking about fucking, I'm talking about fucking, like,
vitality now.
I'm talking about the big leagues.
G2, like, please.
Thank you, ropes.
Where do I go from here?
Here?
Wait, JoJo, this map is hard for you?
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, GG.
Oh, what?
What the fuck is that?
How do I do this?
Oh, I'm actually insane.
What the fuck was that?
I'm actually so good at somehow.
Look at Flom's message.
Wait, I missed it, sorry.
Are we starting soon?
I'm ready to pwn.
Did you see the new chapel-run Fortnite skin?
What?
I don't know what to do.
Fortnight Chapel Roan is in the fortnight festival season 13.
can split the audio so only the live watchers get to enjoy this.
Wait a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so you're telling me the creators of Fortnite understand
how to have like a unified art style and they choose to make their game look so fucking ugly
like they understand like how to make beautiful fucking art
and it's a choice
They all are you gonna do an animation change oh my god wait this is like okay
I was I was not expecting this we're gonna start over I don't interrupt
Holy shit.
Then I go to fucking Fortnite.
Oh, there's Master Chief inside and a fishing address.
There we go.
Uh, it's the best thing Fortnite has ever made, actually.
It's actually the fucking best thing is all the way up to 44 seconds.
All the way up to 44 seconds.
It's actually excellent.
Sadly the animators have to deal with one thing the f word and I'm talking fortnight
That's the sad the saddest part. Let's just make a movie those guys are amazing
Those guys are fucking amazing man
damn
When is chapel coming to see us um I don't think valve would
Even like make three changes in counter strike without everyone crying
Because in Counter Strike, the community, they complain on reddit while their own baby is crying, they're old.
You know what I mean?
Fortnite is like, the kids are playing and they're like, oh my god, there's culture in it.
Counter Strike is like, oh my god, I spent 10,000 hours in this fucking game.
And I have fucking responsibilities.
anyway when will they add cash also they've ruined anubis even though it's
just like one change is so fun live crimson thank you so much me dude that's
not me I like that they're adding shit how many of you have played the new
community maps they're so good the jail one is so good stronghold so good
It's actually what can revitalize this
Stronghold like from Minecraft did how sick would it be if counter strike and minecraft at a collab
And they for like a day turned us to into minecraft blocks. It would just be so cool. It's a reskin or something
but here's the thing on long visibility is super important and if you use a CT side model with
the block overture unfortunately it causes the CTs to frankly have a little bit of a disadvantage
No, I haven't I haven't seen I haven't seen a CS clips in Minecraft but that sounds incredible.
I'm crying about people crying yeah but does that make me okay or is that still crying
Wait, what the fuck? How am I so good at ladders?
Where do I go?
How do I get on the trash can?
Oh, I have to go.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
I'm the ladder goat.
Any knowers?
Trash can, middle left, low.
Who, me? Hey, come on. That's me you're talking about.
FWAAAHHHHH!
You know what? No, you're not sorry. You better be nicer to my friend Liam.
I saw a clip in the Discord of you like being mean.
Oops.
I've realized there are certain shatters that, um, they need like a little hit.
Not like that. I mean like a little hit of attention.
But that's more similar to me. Not like, sorry.
Cowboy, thank you like a little like a I'm not like a drug hit
Pick me well no, but that sounds weird that sounds mean am I being wait. Let me think am I trying to be mean
Kind of actually oh
Am I am I late they're not waiting for me are there I'm in rehab actually w w builder
Hey, did Northern Lion play Counter Strike today?
Just Umi, thank you!
Did he have fun?
My parasocial ass.
Is he enjoying his time?
Uh, mugenics?
Dude, I can't watch No other Line because I'm not even typing in this chat.
People are adding squeaks.
I really love your work.
What the fuck?
It just pisses me off.
I'm scared that I accidentally typed something.
What the fuck is that?
It's non-stop I'm getting added.
Really love your work.
I didn't realize like that's a meme.
I just thought a bunch of streamers were watching me, but you're just adding people
aren't even here. What the fuck?
Work loves you, Squeaks. Yeah, that sounds like something my mom would say.
Can we just like fucking skip this entire section? Thank you. Attack the red walls to boost?
what the fuck whoa that's so cool holy oh wait dude this plus Mario music it
just something to my brain are you gonna Super Bowl party no but I have a
I have a date night on Saturday, like with my wife.
And I'm actually gonna wear like really, I'm gonna dress really sexy, like my cool button
down shirts, you know how I do it.
Which button down shirt?
You guys know the one, the brown one.
It's my default. My default.
Did I go left?
What?
Are you gonna play today? What, Counter-Strike? No.
What about the kids? Dude, I'll just put the fucking iPad in front of them and that's free babysitting.
Like, I don't understand when people say having kids is so hard.
You just put a fucking screen in front of them, you could like leave for a month.
What's the big deal?
I just give them an access to Roblox predictive markets.
Knife the floor?
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh. Wait, whoa, whoa, hold on!
What? What the fuck? It's not working!
Why isn't it working?
What if I go like this? Wait, I can glitch it.
Just surf up the ramp. But it's red!
Deema! We need to change this one, this color.
I'm falling.
What sense do you use? I use a ridiculous sense. 2.04 at 800 dpi.
Like look, this is one rotation on my mousepad.
It's insanely high.
but i'm used to it
puppy-nuppie thank you
lower your sense i refuse to be the guy that just copies pro player settings
this is just what i'm used to
but i remember when everyone was using
fucking
twelve eighty nine sixty
just like complete
brain
off
like not even thinking
but then like shroud started using native and i was like all native is
actually good yeah everyone copied fry bird that's right they just copy like the
best setting it's so annoying to me oh whoa whoa oh well wait this is like such
a new mechanic oh I bet you I could do a
a skip wait wait wait watch come on come on there's got to be a skip
available oh you see what I'm talking about
Oh it's so close!
Because we can land here.
No.
Oh if you start from the bottom you get more upward motion.
Okay.
Please, please let me go!
Let me go!
oh my god see like that's crazy oh my god oh my god I actually hit it what the
fuck I actually hit it no fucking way I knew I would hit the
squip holy shit what the fuck I actually did it
and I'm gonna perfect hey that was easy wait that was actually really easy
chat to to these fine folk here and W in the chat and now it's perfect timing
it will be here soon hello hello sweet hello I wouldn't be want to be late oh
Oh here we go here we go it's what?
Never mind I miss her to you
No, no, I'm always I'm always
I thought you were saying that one of us was gonna be late. No, I mean if there's so on time of course you and I are always on time
It's always
Last week of the devil. It's literally 130 p.m. Oh
Oh, you forgot 131 31 my clock just turned 131
I'm gonna turn it on I was actually being respectful because I saw that ray join first and I was talking about I was gonna join but I was like
Oh, let me let like then talk so I don't clog up the comms
And then I saw squeaks joined and then I was like, you know what I'm not gonna join at the same
Time this week so that like everyone can talk first
So it's actually out of respect that I joined and I get inflamed. Okay. Anyways, nice to meet you flam
Hello nice to meet you
Being late. I look forward to our coaching session today
I'm excited. I haven't asked weeks if I should watch Mod. He said to go and blind sir. This will be this will be perfect
Go go in blind. Oh, it's weeks and elaborate. What do you mean go in blind?
Like it's an experience or something. Oh, form is gonna freakin look at all of our
Like like how I got all of them pulled up. I got all the streams pulled up right now. I'm locked in
I think it just having a raw, because like we were way, you know,
we're been way better now than we were a week ago, right?
So might as well, might as well have a, uh, uh, accurate assessment, I think.
Okay.
I agree.
Uh, context, flum, I, I just want you to know that I piqued at 10.3k,
but I did d rank all the way down to the rank that I am now.
So I'm better than this.
I swear.
So we're starting the peak was 10.3.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Okay, and then sweeps where you at right now flam. Let me tell you I started at 14k now. I'm at 25k
I've been grinding my ass wait
So wait, what's the experience in counter strike? Is this just been it? Is this like the only experience is just with squeaks or what?
No, no, I have a 10 year veteran badge. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. No, we actually don't like playing with squeaks because he bullies this
No, that's fair. I don't like playing with squeaks either, so we have that in common.
Bring it on.
I'm going to solo queue, Premier. I was frickin' forging the fire of solo queue.
Oh, I watched you get forged all night last night, buddy.
I watched you get forged for hours last night.
It's brutal out here. It's brutal. I need friends.
Well, yeah, if you would have friends, if you would have friends,
you weren't so mean when you play character.
I can't help it. It's who I really am. It's the real me.
No, that's not true. I've seen your older CS clips.
It used to be a cutie patootie sweetie panini.
No, no, that was what I was really evil.
The CS changes people over time.
It does.
Wait, I also want to discuss, like Squeaks, when you said we were, we are so bad twice
and then you said we are practically uncoachable or potentially uncoachable.
Apparently he said that too flab in the clip, by the way.
I said it too flab and this was, let me tell you, like two months ago, but you've
totally changed my mind by how hard you guys have been grinding genuinely.
Can we get Ws in every chat for working hard, being newer to the game and
actually trying to get better because I take it back.
The only person who was uncoachable is Ludwig Ogren.
You guys, you guys have it in you.
And let me tell you, I was a hater.
I didn't realize it, but just going back and showing up every day,
that's 95% of the battle.
Flom, take it away.
So really, am I a coach or a therapist here?
Is this like a group session?
I'm like, what's going on?
We need you for everything.
Well, this is a lot to unpack all in one go.
I didn't realize we had so much going on.
There's a lot of animosity, I feel like.
You can't have that when we go into the CS here.
We can't be having that.
But I mean, you're an IGL, right?
You have to deal with egos, too.
I have a huge ego.
I'm sure we all have our own personal expectations,
et cetera.
So let's freaking go.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to learn.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's let's let's boot it up.
I'm just going to watch firstly the first time and then I'll see what you guys got going on.
I might chime in a little bit if I think I can help rally the squad a little bit.
I'm in all the time. All the time.
What do you mean you're going to watch?
So like how are we doing?
It's like are we just going into a game?
Is it like a separate server?
I think you guys, I think we literally just play a game.
Just rip it and let's see what we got.
No, that because I haven't watched too much.
I just usually squeaks.
I won't lie is my my right side monitor while I'm playing wow in the evening.
So that's about all I got for information.
So then we can go from there.
Should I play on my main?
I mean, I don't think you can, right?
I mean, it depends on what their ranks are.
You probably can.
Oh, OK, I'll try.
I was going to sit this one out.
I was going to sit out, because I don't like to smurf.
So I was going to sit out, and then basically,
in between games, if there's some cool shit,
we can maybe figure something out in between as well.
Help out some things that I see going on.
OK, are we supposed to tell you, like, our goals
and like where we hope to be and like our problems
are you gonna just like see?
Maybe not the problems, but I'm down for some goals.
Like goals are good.
What's the goal?
16K!
Before the end of the year.
16?
End of the season?
Okay, okay.
We can do that.
I mean, the squeeze shots are 25.
No, no, squeeze can get to 25.
We can get you guys this 16 easier thing.
I just feel like you keep forgetting
that I have legit experience.
I was at the Howie's Game Shack in Arizona,
you know, grinding it out.
I play, I have C-V-O-P amateur league.
I went to Howie's, like, you don't understand,
I have the accolades, all right?
Check the Steam ID, it's a six-ditch.
All right, 2007, 2008.
No, but that's how you know you're not a real one,
cause real ones get their first Steam account stolen,
bud, come on.
I just have good cyber security,
I was the first Steam account stolen.
I was the password manager, it was a big deal.
What, when you were like 12?
What the heck was you mean?
Yeah, yeah, I was a smart guy, I'm a smart guy.
All right, man, I never knew you
were such a lying sack of shit,
Let's load it up, let's go.
By the way, I stole this account.
No, I'm just kidding.
So that's for my suspicion.
Son of a bitch.
OK, I'll make a lobby.
I'll play on my main.
And we're playing like a premiere game or?
Whatever you guys want to play, I'll assume premier, right?
Yeah, well, normally sweeps don't play with us.
No, let's play premier.
Oh, I play with you guys.
I'm waiting for the invite.
Really?
Yeah.
I'd play as my voice gets higher
Wait, we should play face it
That sounds like an awful idea coach is stepping in and say you're fucking idiot yet. Let's face it 10
Well, you for one you guys would have to probably restart your PCs like three different times
and I'd have to walk you through your buyers to be able to play face it so that would probably
be the biggest hurdle that'd be annoying.
Yeah, I mean I installed face it I played one game got called three slurs two of them I
didn't even know until I googled and then I de-ranked and they were just team flagged
So that was my authentic experience.
Yeah, it was a lot to face.
Flom, it was a lot to face.
And now I'm level six.
So Jesus Christ, it's been rough out there.
That's not too bad.
We just long doing about you to this or like, how do you spectate us?
You just watch for streams.
I'm really watching streams.
Yeah, I got them all loaded up right now.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to have you guys like streaming
and this quick, but honestly, I can bounce around pretty easy.
I'm a professional co-streamer.
I'm really good at this.
Don't worry.
OK, wait.
So your chat just went from watching I am quarter finals.
G2 versus mouse to watching squeaks valkyrie and foosly. Is this correct? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
No, I think that's a good upgrade actually by how G2 played
Beautiful squeaks because all levels are entertainment
This could be enjoyed by everybody at every rate just so I'm enjoying it more than others
And you have to make sure like I'm gonna be checking the mods do their work
They're not allowed to make fun of like any of our play. Oh, yes
I will be watching everyone streams back and I get self-conscious sometimes. Yeah, it's like that's only if I see no diff
You know just sub for 16 months a oh my omfg this week's guys effing somebody or something
I'm gonna be how many chats do you guys check just every single one. Yeah, I like to go back and watch
There's nothing. All right. Yeah. Good to know. Good to know.
Wait, Fuzza, you do the same thing? I'll go back and watch my like cool kills.
Yeah, me too. I'm over and over and over and over and over.
Reliving the moment, you know. Exactly. I go, God damn, it's so good.
Wait, Flam, what's your rating?
Uh, 30,500 at the moment.
Anything.
And you 5-sack with, uh...
Maybe, maybe emote only mode mods and then even ban a couple of the other emotes.
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean, emote only?
We're just keeping things under control.
There's just gonna be, that's, it's all good.
Wait, it actually went emote only mode.
He's scared, he's scared.
Wait, like for real, like I'm in your chat.
Oh, okay, okay, so we're, okay.
Hmm, makes you think.
What's this emote?
Me and you.
Oh, you don't know me and you?
Do not look at my degenerates
Piss piss piss me and what is happening? Wait, you know what? I mean you called me a noob. Oh
modge
No, thank God me and y'all doesn't work over here right here. All right, so wait, what's everybody's best map?
What do we got like what's the quick changes subject?
Coach no
Okay, my favorite map is I think dust to mirage and and then my and nuke is climbing and climbing and as of last night inferno is getting there.
uh
I think dust
to mirage
and uh, and then my and nuke is climbing and climbing and as of last night inferno is getting there
My least favorite is uh ancient overpass
And uh, and uh the anubis because i never play him. I ban him everything. Okay, not liking ancients base. That's a good choice
Okay, we need to change your inferno opinion because that shit's ass
Yeah, we're good. Yes
Inferno's terrible, Ancient's basically awful, it's terrible.
What? I like Ancient.
The rest is good.
Ancient's free.
Did I ask you?
Yeah, no, sir.
Okay, okay.
It's one of your favorite maps.
Thank you for the question.
My least favorite is Inferno.
My most favorite is probably going to be Nuke.
Ooh.
Is this an acceptable opinion of mine or should I change it?
Yeah, we definitely need to change this.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Immediately.
any of the new community maps? Like which one? Alpine, stronghold, warden? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're all right. They're pretty fun. They're really good. The problem with the community maps
is they always got way too much shit going on. They're like fun and then you realize there's
like four more pathways and then it's just kind of too much. Yeah, that's how I feel about
Overpass though. That's my hot take. Wait, Squeak, were you stuck up in school? Sorry,
No, I was I was the guy who smoked weed in the back of the crash.
What? Yes, I was.
We I can go back to the.
OK, hold on. I'm I got sweeps and shadow,
but press one if you think sweeps is lying.
You know, I literally vape.
You did not vape.
Look at that. I'll hit it right now.
I have a vape right now.
I literally have a vape right now.
All right. Let's see it.
Is that a fucking hermetic?
No, it's a vape.
It's a vape. I'm hitting the vape right now.
You're playing the harmonica.
I'm so freaking crazy.
Also, why is that so close to your desk?
Why was that in arm's reach?
I'm just practicing.
What? I guess I like music.
What's a big deal? I'm practicing.
I was just going to hit the emergency harmonica.
But it's good to play.
I'm a harmonica guy.
I know you definitely
knocked on the kid in the back of class that had the weed.
No, no, I smoke.
I for sure smoked that, you know, that really good kush.
What I did.
I mean, all right, then.
But the first time you said the word kush in your life, kush.
It sounded like a struggle, didn't it?
No, I'm not gonna smoke some kush.
All right, better.
Yeah, a few more times when we're playing, you might.
I'll work on it.
Wait, what kind of student were you, Leslie?
Oh, me?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, if you must know.
I was in choir. I was kind of uncool coming in but I and then I caused a lot of drama my junior year because I started dating like a guy who was like in the you know he's like more popular than me he's like the track and field guy and then it counts a lot of drama because
popular girls didn't like that a not cool girl was dating the popular guy and then we kind of had
like this little revolution where like I took some of like minority friends and then some of the
popular kids came and we fused a like semi-cool like really chill group and so also I did pretty
well in all my classes never got a C in any of my anything except a B minus I didn't get a B minus
And then I took a couple of AP classes, AP stats, AP bio.
Wait, isn't this just the freaking summary
of high school music?
Is it not literally one for one?
I think that was the plot.
Also, she said it was revolution in high school,
and honestly, I don't think we can top this.
You're right.
She literally led a revolution in high school.
She's like, what the, how are we supposed to continue?
What can I say?
It was a good time.
Yeah, it was, yeah, I was a breaking stereotypes.
Like, you know, stick to the status quo
from high school musical?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah, like that was pretty much like,
yeah, I was Gabriela and-
And you were dating Troy Bolton.
In a way, yeah.
Okay, I have to follow on top of that one.
What was your-
Yeah, I know what you-
I, Jesus Christ.
I don't know, I didn't interact with anyone.
I just played hockey and world of Warcraft.
That was Louis.
I showed up, usually incredibly tired
and played CS throughout the night
and play it. Wow. That was it.
I don't mean to sound weird, but I did look up your birthday.
And wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
No, I'm sorry.
I accidentally stumbled upon your birthday
because I was looking up like you're like in your lore.
I was like, you know, I just wanted to like be, you know,
I don't think it's weird.
She's like, how old is this fucking guy?
Yeah, what the fuck?
No, hey, I want to say we're the same age.
So I was so you're we were in high school the same time and so it's just kind of like it's kind of cool to you know
We're all the same age. That's all I wanted to say it's like so anyways carry on your so we're all this shit
You're pushing 40s
It's not looking good for me actually actually if he's not pushing 40 you look like you're pushing for me
What the hell, Flom? What the hell?
I'm working on it.
I'm going to start dyeing my hair, I think, the little I have.
The worst part is, is my beard is turning gray.
No, it's not. It is.
I get I have gray hair on my chin.
I'm full screening.
No, bro, you're just it's just not filled in.
That's not great.
It's just not in there.
Hair, Flom.
I promise you, there is no OK.
It is. It is.
I have to trim it so it's not all gray.
Can I offer some advice?
There's this thing called like color.
Wow, it's like you can color in where you're losing hair.
I actually am, my hairline is also kind of,
I'm balding a smidge, you can't tell.
Well, I never said I'm balding.
I color it in.
What do you mean for balding people?
I didn't mean like you're balding.
I'm saying, for example.
No, I'll say it.
You could probably use the speaks.
Thanks for having me, director.
You should listen up right now.
Yes, coach.
You should actually, do you have like a, do you have like a notepad?
Write some shit down.
Yes, coach.
You want to get color?
Wow.
It's like W O W color.
And it's like a, you, you get a dark brown and you just, you just, like,
it's like an eye shadow and just pat it in.
And if you were to fill in your, uh, beard, if you want, you don't have to.
No, no, my beard grows.
I actually have to trim it because it gets fucking crazy.
It, it's, I have no beard problem.
The problem is my hair.
Oh then you could actually fill that in too. You could pick your hairline if you are. I like your hairline though the way it is.
No, here's the thing though. Here's the thing. Then my fucking weakness is a rainy day because I'm gonna go out there. I'm gonna start sweating and my hair's gonna start crying.
Then I'll see it and I'll start crying. It's a fucking channel reaction at this point. I can't live my life knowing that any moment my hair can come crumbling down.
I'm just gonna take what I've got and just roll with the punches.
It would be mortifying. Those are the days you wear a hat.
hat. Oh, yeah. But then it's over. If you if you're wearing a
hat every day, it's over. And we just what are we doing here?
Only on rainy days. Only on rainy days. You could set a sub
goal for Turkey and then do like an IRL stream as well.
Because you say that funny you say that I did that already. And
I actually got the got the necessary funds through a so when
are you going to do it? But I choose not to do it because
one day I want to cash it out for money.
That's embezzlement squeaks. Fucking liar.
Streamer who cares we didn't actually fair actually not yet
So they donated to you with expectations that you money and get the hair transplant
But then you're not doing it. So you just keep the money
I did the corn coat Amazon stream where like they'd have to link stuff and I just like gave them my Amazon wishlist and pretended like
By the way, oh
Oh, yeah, it is not so I didn't I forgot you're watching this is actually just
You know my skin I bought it
Holy wait also. I heard you've had some interesting stories buying skins like I heard about an AK case harden
Oh, that was where I thought I got scammed, right?
I was I googled, you know sites to use to get up because I really like this case hard and a case
So I go on to trade it dot GG. I and couldn't couldn't what would basically that happen
Is that the day before my phone was in the oven?
So I didn't and that's another story, but my phone was cooked
So I had to have I had to pay with crypto because I didn't have to FA and so then I put the crypto in and then as the
Can I pause real quick? Did you say phone in the oven? Yeah, yeah
My friend baked my phone because you know these are what do you call them doctor buddies?
She was cooking baking cookies puts the pan on top of the phone the phone sticks the bottom pan sticks the
Pan in the oven 12 minutes later. Well, you know phones cook
so the next day while I'm waiting to get my new phone I
Needed to get this cake aka and so I had to pay with crypto for the first time in my life
And then as I go to pay with crypto
The timer runs out. So I assumed that the payment didn't go through
So I paid it again with crypto. Thank you for the two different. I find out that my balance is zero
So then I was like did my two thousand dollars
dollars go to zero. And so I thought I got scammed. So then I go to a different website,
CS flow. And then I pay, sorry if you're sponsored, but, uh, well, I just went to another site
and then I paid $1,000 over there. So it was $3,000 for my case harder, but then I found
the $2,000. So now I actually, I made $2,000.
Wait, so you, no, wait, how did you make $2,000? Hold on. Wait.
Well, I didn't make it, but I didn't lose it, but I had accepted the loss, so I feel like I made 2k if that makes sense
Okay, yeah, you've definitely hung out with my wife before somehow that's all I heard. Yeah, that's crazy what I just heard
All right, oh
You Fuzzi
What trade offer you'll see it's just like a really good trade offer
I'm gonna give you a couple skins for some of your trashy like horrible skins, but don't worry about it
I'm sending it to you right now. I'm sending it to you right now all right. Oh
You have to make your you have to make your profile public
You're a jackass you're trying to what I'm not trying to scam you, but it's just that you said remember if we win oh
I do owe you a knife. Yeah. Oh, what here we go. I
Yeah, I do own knife. I think but the problem is I don't have any except this really ugly one
I sent a trade offer to you
well you didn't say which knife he didn't say that thing is pretty gross it's
so wait he's requesting my my butterfly knife that I yeah I wouldn't
recommend giving him that one I'll keep it for a few days then stop it
The worst game to nail it.
I'm sorry.
No, I mean, I'll keep it for a safe keeping.
It's mine!
What do you got right now?
What's that solid you got in game?
Let me see this thing.
It's laundry.
The AK looks nice.
Dude, I have a Mac 10 that you love, dude.
Should I show you my Mac 10?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Let me see it.
It's just like so, so nice.
Like if you want, I can give it to you genuinely.
Yeah, it's like a really rare, you know, I don't know what I expected out of this.
Why?
What do you want?
You know, it's crazy.
It's one of my teammates used this fucking craft during one of our pro matches and then
I got an email because it showed up on the broadcast.
I should not.
He inspected it here.
What do you mean it's a rocket ship?
You know what I'm saying, Speaks? My teammate goes, dude, look at my dick-craft, and then my other teammate goes, wait, what?
And then he picks it up, and then he sees it immediately and inspects it and runs around the entire round with it, and he's never stayed on him!
There, guys, literally just zoomed in like I'm doing right now!
It's crazy. Anyway. Yeah, that's great craft, Speaks.
Thank you.
Wait, did you make that yourself, or like, is this a...
Oh! Someone gifted it to me and I was like, oh my god, a free skin. Thank you.
and then I use it and then look at that it's a freaking piece of shit at the end of the day I'm just shamed
There's like sites you can use where like they let you like basically use any of the stickers in the game
And you can kind of like craft, you know really unique ideas like that one, and then you can just do it in game after
Oh you can like oh I see you you you make it before you buy all the stickers
Well yeah yeah you can like preview yeah there's like what I forget what it's called
I wanna somebody in my chat will know it but there's sites that exist that kind of let you see
Like crafts that other people have made and you can best run with it kind of like a workshop
See oh, yeah, there you go CS inspect there CS to inspects. Thank you
Huh wait raise back, but deafen is she back back?
I don't know she posted a screenshot earlier of her entire PC. I think updating
I thought it's just a window something. Oh that looks like a bios update. I know I
I went through a similar thing where I just like restarted it was like it took like a hundred percent
She's gonna have audio. She's I could I really I'm calling it wait. No, it's gonna be perfect. I guarantee it
Yeah, Microsoft probably reset everything dude. What is up with Windows 11? Shit sucks. It's the devil. It's the devil
I'm trying to go back
Take me back to like Windows 7 then you remember that probably like it was yesterday off long
says you but you guys are making old jokes but you're all old hey come on you are freaking
old as hell well yeah I guess since we're doing this let me actually now hold on let
me google Squeaks's age since we're all doing this one I'm really old really old wait wait
They actually don't wait 29 or 49. You decide
My whole piece you did a whole ass update bro
Yeah, I had to like end everything oh that's
I think I'm back now. Okay. I think I'm ready
What did I do?
Good vibes?
Great vibes.
Terrible vibes.
Everyone's making fun of us.
No, it's really good vibes.
It's really good vibes.
Yeah, we need you here.
You're the glue.
We're all squishes.
Oh my god.
It's a penis gun.
What?
Yeah, he did.
It's a rocket ship.
It was a penis.
You're a penis?
No, no, no.
Oh my god.
I just.
No, chill.
It was the gun I showed.
You didn't kill.
OK, I'm chill.
I immediately refreshed Squeaks' fucking stream.
All right, well, I'm lucky he's just dying to bots, tough.
Yeah, kind of like G2 today, huh?
So this is opening cases.
So you really are a CS player.
This is actually how you play the game.
No, no, she's got it down.
OK, I joined.
I joined the lobby.
Oh, perfect.
You showed your stream, and I went this week
so my whole chat said, go back.
This is the real CS way.
All right, three of us in.
Who's party leader? It's you you me. Yes. Okay, but speaks I don't think you can actually play from here with him on your main
I don't think you're gonna play the monument. Do you have a second kind of idea? I do. I do. Oh
Is here I think you can only play yet yet to be within 10k and I still raise rating and I think he was
Okay, within weeks, he's
Okay, I'm
Yeah, you just have my open listen to trust factor
That's a problem.
Oh.
This is going to be a great coaching session.
Wait, wait.
What is you join us and then?
It still won't work because the lowest has to be within, right?
Wait, is it you?
Wait, you for sure know it has low trust factor though?
Well, we'll get a warning.
I think they'll get a warning saying you're queuing with someone who doesn't.
Even better.
I want to see this.
Okay, perfect.
I'm joining.
Okay.
I'm on Monty Mouse cheese Raider the account. Oh, I see my did Monty Mouse
My team actually here. Yes
joined
Okay, substantially lower the truck
So this accounts been reported I guess. Oh, I know I know why
Oh
Mean exactly so are we are we gonna get in trouble?
No, no, no, it means it puts you in games with other people that the game doesn't think fondly of
similar squigs
So other Smurfs pretty yeah, or cheaters or cheaters
They think I'm a cheater
Well, they might not think you're a cheater. Oh, well, that's an insecure. All right. Let's go. We go here
We go
Do you guys like to rifle do we got operas do we got passive players when we got
What's pass up? No, you like to sit back and like let other people go first or do you like to run in first and first?
Sometimes I do that. We well we have two K players in our lobby. They're so bad
Well, you got Monty Mouse who's got no rag
I think. How do you feel about ancient? I hate that map. No, I
like these bands. These are minus the new fan, but like you
guys playing new I think it'll be tough. I think Nuke is really
hard to learn, but it's a really fun map. Oh my goodness. I
also don't have game audio for some reason. I'm gonna lose
my way. It's long. You win. I did call it. What's the
what's the bet? Yeah, I figured she'd have an audio
You see these nice all the clients up there.
He did pretty good.
Yeah, Microsoft until we queued.
What?
What I know what I can't hear you.
Come on.
Well, my God, oh, my God.
OK, how do I fix my issue?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Blah, my God.
This is like your thing.
Oh, my God.
And how did I get queued up for audio issues?
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
Wait, did you see him here?
What am I doing?
This is the nightmare.
OK, I got to fix this.
I got to fix this.
Well, wait, your stream has audio there.
So you just don't hear it.
It's just me.
Oh, that's hilarious.
All right, that's even more trippy.
Yeah, I'm out.
I can't.
That's going to give me anxiety.
I'm going to be honest.
I clicked out of the tab.
Oh, this is so bad.
OK, I got a.
Maybe I'll message Niko.
Niko, help.
All right, let's have fun.
Okay, and also we can take it, you know any any
You know armor is gonna be good on the pistol round. Don't get you till you're not gonna know how to use it really well
So the armor is always better. It's gonna give you a better chance at the fight
Nades are for noobs on pistol actually
Yeah, I see it all the time
Leslie you have to be my ears. Okay. Okay. Um, nothing is on one stop man. Yeah. And then uh,
Nothing. Oh, they're running down mid. They're gonna pop up. They are okay. Swing with me. Oh
Hey, I hear. Oh
Okay, yeah, two people of their plenty
um they killed me dead
they killed me so number one we stopped watching a that would be my first bit
I got bored I don't have audio so I was trying to be with Leslie no that's
fair that's fair squeaks do me a favor can you stream on discord so I can get
out here in the game.
Chair.
Thank you.
Okay, and then when we go into this run after losing,
what do you recommend we do for buy?
We just full save?
You can force buy.
You can actually buy it on a zero on this run,
but it kind of depends on what your team wants to do.
Buying down on this run is actually really nice.
It's not bad to do.
Yeah, like you guys got 2,100, like 5,7 armor,
and then nades on this type around is really good because a lot of noobs will just run through your nades
and then you can just clean them up with a 5-7
I bought an XM
Yeah you don't have armor that's gonna be tough
FOMDOWN
uh
they smoked me off cat
they had uh
Squeaks has bomb in palace I don't know why he's not calming
oh my god
I am calming in game
what?
I can only hear you
I did two palace, two palace
coming
one's mid by connector holy shit all right I'm gonna give up oh she mutes game
okay one is connector okay I'll start coming in discord then hello oh oh it was
my grenade oh cuz your game audio yeah you get a yeah you get a two-minute tech
timeout if you lay out well no no if you leave it on if you just leave just
leave just leave okay but like isn't it better just to call time out no no no
because it's not it'll give there's like a there's one that's built into the
game when you leave. If I exit, I can come back, right?
Yep. Yep. You're all good. How do we call? How do we talk to
only our teammates and not to everyone?
You only ever talk to your teammates. You never talk to
the others. Like you wait, you mean in chat? You press you
chat. Why is for everyone? Oh, no. Wait, what?
You think like that? No, no. Oh, I think my stuff is kind
of rebound or something. Oh, why you rebound everything
about I didn't mean to I didn't want to rebound diffuse with F.
Well, I'm that's actually not that crazy.
That could have been that could have been way we're there.
You could have moved with right click or some shit.
Oh, check here.
So does it does your audio work on your desktop?
Uh, I hear you guys.
OK, they're like like key or windows.
You might just have the wrong audio set in counter strike.
Go to your options and then go to audio and then see if it's the same device maybe.
Uh, audio.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
Has the audio been resolved? I could try to troubleshoot it too.
Okay, it's back.
Yippee!
I'm coming back
I'll start coming in discord now. I'll come in discord. Oh, yeah, I
Know no, no, no, I can I can hear in game voice now. Okay, there wasn't just the audio
Hello, hi, okay, we're so back
Shit wait, what's the money I lost track all right sweet so
There's a lot of mid.
One palace.
They smoke me off.
Cats.
I think they're mid.
One B halls.
Okay, here.
How many?
Connector.
Yeah, connector.
Okay.
OK.
Connector.
Yeah, connected to A. Oh, you were smoked off.
Yeah.
OK.
I'm going in. Are they be was that a B smoke? Yeah, that was.
I'm coming.
Was that B? Yeah, let's group up.
Yeah, let's group up. Okay. Where are you? I'm mid. I have a flash as well for you. Okay
Ready? I'm gonna flash
Oh, I saw him. He's here
Oh nice try
Okay, we're so back.
What's the money looking like?
You guys got full loss bonus.
You guys could buy again here actually.
They only had one live.
Like buying here is fun.
Like, uh, yeah, you can just get Kevlar.
You don't have to get a helmet and then you can get them for us and stuff.
Or I think one of you is a little bit lower.
This would be like MP9 and armor and nades is what you could do with your body.
I'm gonna molly A ramp.
Okay.
Oh, do you have a mid player?
No.
Oh, wow, there's four here.
Oh, A-Ram, what the fuck?
One's chair!
He's powerless!
One chair, one tower.
What the fuck?
One connector.
Two of everyone is A and no one's lost anything.
I didn't know I had four A.
It's not good, it worked out.
Actually, best unintentional stack.
Yeah, it's crazy. Okay. So biggest thing right now is watch for like the first 15 seconds of this rank
Especially I mean at all ranks, but like the first 15 seconds of the round are the most important
So the quicker you get out of spawn the better it is and then you have like a smoke ray if you put it on ramp earlier
And you try to land it shallower though
They're forced to kind of run through it before they can fight your team and then
We see we're like run around
Oh
And so I was I was gonna smoke but then he he wanted to fire. Yeah
I mean, I'm only a ramp every round no no either one's actually fine
Yeah, that's this isn't like a cop out either answers that's you could do either one
Yeah, just I only saw your PV you had a smoke. So I think he had the Molly
So I was gonna go mid
I got caught with my pants down plomb.
So you actually just broke their money.
So the way we know this is you guys,
you made one survive the run before this
and you were on full loss bonus and they were,
basically they won a lot
but weren't keeping a lot of people alive.
So they're gonna have pistols this round.
So expect something fast.
Somebody's gonna run out A ramp probably on E
or a palace on E or run B instantly.
That's kind of what this round's gonna look like.
Okay.
Oh, can you play B?
All right. Oh, no, sorry. I'm talking to this guy. He's not listening.
I hear there's one top mid.
All right.
Oh, one palace.
Palace dead.
They killed me.
One is a main.
Mids open.
I hear I hear mid.
To to a main
They have bomb
Please jungle jungle no no in window. Oh jungle window
No, I have no idea yeah, we do
Oh, we have it
By work so I'm I like they have guns, but I blame the fact that they probably just like randomly saved one time
Alex can buy. Yeah, but he's not gonna buy. Maybe. Hey, Alex.
I'm gonna buy. Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about it. He doesn't give a fuck.
Look at me kid. Alex is in his own little world. Don't worry about Alex.
You guys got to focus on you. It's all good. It's all good though.
Bounce it off the left wall, Ray, on the next round. Right here? Yeah, it'll be.
Mid, mid going cat.
A's clear, I think I'm on, yep.
Eh, could I be gone?
Is it chat?
Okay.
Coming to you.
Mom teaches.
Yeah, they're falling off it sounds like.
Oh
I'm shocked on a window
I'm sorry, I don't know your teammate. Yeah, your teammate bought the otter. That's crazy work
Was it Alex?
No, it was anonymous
Saving here is a bad
$10,000 you can buy next round when you have to you see how like when you hold tab
You can see actually how many rounds you've lost like they call it the round lost bonus
If you ever have two of those if you say above 2k you can buy the next round
In the buy menu if you look top right also tells you how much money you'll get next round after you buy
Oh through mid through mid through mid
Nice, lefty mouse.
One mid.
Mid jumping window.
One Dallas.
Last guy.
Last one, last one.
Nice!
Let's go!
Damn, Monty, okay, bro.
Alright, light work.
So, they're just relentlessly buying, so I'm not gonna try to tell you what they are, I'm not buying.
Yeah, dude, they just... I'm telling you...
No, they're just ripping it, they're just ripping it.
But that's also like why the start of the round's so important, you know?
These rounds are ending in like 30 seconds.
So if you guys are always smoking off and mauling a lot of the choke points at the start,
you're gonna make them kind of pretty uncomfortable.
Okay, we have no B player. I'll go B. Ah, sorry, they're probably gonna go A surely.
I'm smoking palace. One's cat. Up cat? I got him. They're smoking bottom of mid. Maybe
they missed my smoke. Let me know if they can go up cat, okay? Yeah, I'm watching cat.
Beat
One up a Molly cat one inside planning
On your path, I think just get on it. This is only one max inside
My heroes weeks wait you actually let her die nevermind
I can't.
Oh my god.
Where's the ball, man?
It's not that tight.
He jumped into the smoke.
What the hell?
Shut up.
I thought you were surfing, bro.
Wait, bro.
He jumped into the smoke.
I can't.
I'm jet-lagged.
Nice try, and you got Galax, Squeaks.
I need you to lock it the fuck in.
Yes, Coach.
Thank you.
I just got fucked.
Have you ever read this?
I'm Molly and A-Ram.
I'm getting pissed.
I'm playing Agra.
I'm all good.
Mid, mid.
One guy there, one's apartment.
Definitely on site and be.
Hasn't planted, so I think they're probably going to go down.
Okay.
I hear a bunch of step east, jungle window.
I think they're probably going to go to A.
I hear a bunch of Steppy's jungle window.
Don't go through there.
Okay, I go C.T.
Jungle.
One is running B.
One's in jungle style.
I mean, they have to plant, right?
They do. Yeah. One is on B and one. One was a ladder room, I think ladder. Okay, I heard
that I heard him break the window.
was on it be Leslie so you could probably coming out could they be market on me
could it be market no market
I think that's why we should verbally berate him after every round.
I'm going to aggressive like I was trying to play correct or whatever, but like with low elo
I'm just gonna fucking be done. No, you know, you're better than somebody you should push the advantage. No, I guess
All right, let me see it. Let's go locked in
Okay
I
One more mid oh go top mid Leslie I go top many guys his bomb was underpassed here. I think you can catch him
cat cat
He's scoping I think
I don't know, let's just skip some.
Yeah, connect there.
He threw some of that out of that.
The flank is so slow.
Yeah, probably one of them.
Yep.
All right.
Well, what do you have to say?
Where is that?
Is that A?
A, A, A.
Let me run it.
Run it.
I'm not sure.
Sandwich.
Oh, under stairs.
They're stairs.
Oh, you got him.
You got him.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
No, didn't he just wrap to your right?
Oh, he's juggled.
He's juggled.
There's a kit down there for the bomb as well.
Shot!
Nt, nt, nt.
Oh my god, the shotgun's crazy.
Nt.
I
Can drop pistols
What's the last one is that let me see yeah, I'll tell you it's a we're full loss actually we should buy
No, no, no, you zero loss. No, no, you
This is you should buy you should force
Yeah, you should pull by because you're gonna have to save twice no matter what here
Yeah, you should buy whatever you can whatever you're comfortable with try to get yeah
Yeah, this is this is good. So we got auto shoddy you your big family auto shot dega. Yeah, it's tough
But yeah, that's what you got to do
Nice Monte-Mole! Thank you!
TV1,
Mama's on Con.
Con.
Probably not here.
I
Going back to murder holes fucking crazy view. Yeah murder hole. That's a that's where you die
I'm not gonna lie. I flamed you for the nades weeks, but nice job. Thank you. Okay. We're
We're so back, we're so back, we're so back.
Absolutely. Just keep playing like this week.
So we got a chance.
We got, we got this.
What?
Oh, Jesus.
But not really.
All right.
So actually, I'd like for you went with the auto shoddy.
I didn't see what happened to you down there,
but playing up close to the auto shoddy is good.
Okay.
I think make sure you guys keep swapping your positions a lot.
What'll help you a lot is I know it's like your teammates
are going to be changing their spots,
but at least with you three,
trying to stick to like a little bit of a routine will help you eat rounds
it'll also help you like learn timings
i like to go cat, speaks?
i'll go mid
yeah then keep going cat, it'll help you, it'll just help you build a routine in the round
okay
this was the last round and you had money for a buy
i have a lot of it
he's investing
rip
so he keeps his bread up
oh fuck
it saved our youth
oh fuck
fuck
solid firebox careful
there's definitely one of us up there
what is this guy doing?
does it seem like a thing?
it might be
there's one palace
one of them is underneath
top heading mid
he's like underpass
hello?
let's take a little bit
in connector
oh no
Wait, I
Don't want to hear it. Don't get okay, Ray. This is where you say CSC's ass. That's that's the appropriate response
What happened? No, no, I'm ass. I'm not at all. That's that didn't even say it's been a ready kill you
That's where you flame the game
There's one a contact B
Contact be yeah, sure. I'll tell you when to start walking. It's on the stairs
All right, what do we say? Don't get you till nobody's gonna know how to use
I'm getting you to I'm actually gonna get you to okay, then if you call okay, if you buy you till you have to call the
Strat I did I did contact be we're going contact be okay. Let's go. Okay, dude. Do they know what contact means?
Start walking here contact contact a site
Until you see somebody then you run
Walking
That's not contact. Yeah, that's that's called a dipshit. What the fuck I don't have space bound
On this account, I don't have space found I only have mouse field
base bar bound which is what I use for ninnies
that's crazy, that's crazy fucking words
wait, Alex Mercer?
the guy, he's like, squeaks his leg, let's go contact
and he just falls down
anonymous printed in with the ball
I literally want to gouge my eyes out, it was horrible to watch
all good, all good
yeah, yeah, my happy one the round, make sure you stick together here
okay, go A
yeah, just like whatever you do, you can start to use numbers to everything
I got a perfect flash for you
Perfect plan
Run out run out run out
One triple triple dead
Lucky he kind of read in front of you
Alright, alright, Squeaks.
Don't compliment him! He's smurfing!
Sorry, that's why you piece of shit.
Yeah, I'm such a fucking idiot. I'm such an idiot.
I'm such an idiot.
Nice look.
Nice trust factor, dickweed.
I'm just gonna pee.
A ramp.
What are you doing?
I want this guy to get a kill.
Okay, by the way.
I'm insecure now that I'm smurfing.
I gotta play like a noob a little bit here.
Where is he going?
I can't do it.
Light work.
Light work for Anonymous.
Well done.
He won it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Good save.
OK.
I think going out A most of the time for you guys
is going to be where you're going to have the most success.
Going mid, things get pretty hectic.
Go out A. I'll do a limp of good flash for you guys.
I feel like at lower ranks, people
are either going to be all in A,
and they're all going to be hanging out similar to what
you guys did, or they're going to all be in mid.
You'll figure out in this first gun run.
Ronnie, can you drop me flashes here?
Go, go, go, go!
Yeah.
They pushed up with a shot.
Okay.
Jungle.
Two!
Got her!
Why are they running out, man, with my flashes?
I should just never flash again. I'm playing for myself
Did I need us
Well, I'm what's the analysis for that round
Analysis is no nade zone from Ray because she she peeked around the corner with the with the nade out and she got time
Yeah, and then loosely we got we're gonna work on it
But we got to get you comfortable with the spray you're shooting like it's violent basically where you got the burst and you're trying to tap everybody and like
The you got to get comfy with the spray. It's all about the spray counter strike. Oh, no
Well, no you didn't spray at all that's what I'm saying you got a you got to commit to it you got to not be scared of it
Yeah
Yeah, so here's another thing. If you win pistol, and you lose the second round,
when you have $1,600 right here, you see how you can't buy again, Ray?
You're kind of still broke.
So buying last round with $1,600 feels awful, and it fucking sucks, and it's pure misery,
but welcome to Counter Strike. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if you're a degenerate player.
Yeah, if you ever play Blackjack, you know when you're sitting on $16,
and you have to hit or stay, you should usually hit, but you don't like doing it?
Yeah, that's it.
Like, well now you should save. Now you should go back and just get a deeg. Just use a deeg to strung.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause next round you're gonna be able to buy.
So I threw a grenade which made me poor.
No, no, it's okay. You'll be fine.
Oh, yeah, I have a timer.
Yeah, you're fine.
Oh, no.
Any three loot?
One guy's window with an AK.
I killed him.
Oh, you did?
Wait.
Oh.
That was hard.
Nice job.
Does anybody know how to smoke top mid?
I do.
Yes.
Top mid smoke will do wonders right now for whatever it can throw.
I will smoke window.
Window is even better.
Can I?
Can one of you guys smoke connector?
Yes, I'll smoke connector.
Let's split B.
I'll smoke connector.
That's huge.
When you say split B, what does that mean?
That means like two, three people go mid, two people go B holes.
And then we're pinching the guys inside at the same time, okay? Oh
I don't have fucking space bar
Yeah
someone give me the command. I gotta pick B. They have no idea. Uh, oh, I'll fake run away.
Oh wait, hey, 3v3. Try to play with your two teammates. I don't know where they're at right now,
but if you get them together... Hey guys, we should all get a group up. Let's go B.
Okay, thank you.
Nice try. I got, I bound spacebar now, so we should get every native perfect.
Just watch Squeaks land this shit up and just throw it straight at the wall.
That's the second time this game.
You might want to test it first.
Maybe give it a nice little jump that's going on time.
What's the money looking like?
Yeah.
So you got a max and don't be afraid to like, like walk up to B Ray.
And then you can try to surprise the guy in sight.
If you hear him close to jump spotting out of the van.
And then, Squeece, you should go up for B.
If you have like a flash, you can throw it over for her.
Yep.
Then she can run someone down so wait a little bit right first weeks
I'd walk walk all the way up and then right when you get to that second window just start running this guy down
And then squeaks will throw a flash over
Do I come with you guys? Oh? Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, go with them ready. I'm gonna flash
Damn, that's not okay. Yeah, he had an on top man. Oh shit
I missed every shot. Oh
One more. Okay, I work my work
Okay, him having an on top van is tough
I want to restart the whole day. I'm gonna go. It's all good. It's all good. I'm lurking. I'm one game doesn't define us
We're all good. We know us yet. You know, we're gonna win exactly
The light work. Let me see it. I guarantee you get a window smoke for real squeaks
Okay, actually you're gonna go palace. I'll go palace. Yeah. Yeah, I like what you're doing
Yeah, you don't have to talk maybe if one of you knows how to start talking I can't forward it hot mid
Is it like here and then it's like
Go next to the trash can go next to the trash can aim at the top of the antenna
Yep, perfect. Yes. Yeah
These offing stairs all my fucking god
I
Perfect no no now it's server time now. I know what I'm working with okay perfect
I got the Fearless.
No, well that was fun.
I mean one thing I would say for like an A hit is we just have to leave A ramp.
Especially for like bombing flashes over and stuff.
Like you gotta go into site.
Otherwise you're just gonna get picked off one by one and they're gonna rotate.
Like really quick.
So I feel like with an A hit, especially on some of those save rounds,
we gotta go fast and together.
Even if it means like trying to get one kill only and sacrificing your life,
we need one person to do it.
Let me do it.
That's my take.
Let me run in. I like that
No, I guess I'm gonna load up and then I need to add one of you real quick and then I'll pull you guys all under sir
I
Only have any of you on steam so that's first step
Perfect
Yeah, it's long story. Oh, I used to watch all these guys back in the day when I was a twitch viewer
He's awesome. I was hearing it. Oh, it's the same thing as my friend code, right?
Uh, yeah, I think that works. I think you're good
Ew, twitch viewer. Ew.
That's right folks
Thank you poke John Paul for the five gift. I should have an ad from fat Thor in about two seconds
That four. Don't worry about the picture. Who is that?
Fita, that's a coach of a team. Uh-huh. What's the context?
He was tweaking out and stressing while coaching. Actually, he's a coach. That's him. That's basically, that's what I look like.
Watch you guys that last game. That's good.
Well, I'm gonna invite you guys real quick, and I'll do like this one. So
Then you invite them in after sleep and then that way I can pull you guys into a server
Okay, so now I'm here. I joined yours and then
Oh
what it's it's fine it's fine we're all here to learn together you know I don't
respect the 30k I'm sorry to bring drama into this but you I hate what you've
done uh-huh five-stack with Cooper you five-stack with your ability I didn't
fight back and I listen on my ass so look you at night and I got a five-stack
like you guys I'm pissed off I was playing against silent fucking all
All these guys and they're all
He's an RP streamer now
He's an RP streamer
You look together
It pisses me off
You're a silent?
No, I don't know
Well, Silent played with me once yesterday
One game
All these pros
They're my boys
But he's an RP guy
He role-plays
I know
He's an RP guy
No, yeah, Flipy played Professional CS a long time ago
Professional CS
Along with Kio, but I think
I don't know if Kio is any of you guys' servers
All right, so I think I can do this.
You guys are in here with me, right?
Yep.
Yeah.
Cool.
All right, here.
So, Speck, can you go open your console and type SpeckTate?
How do you open your console?
Oh.
Do you know what the tilde key is?
SpeckTate.
Boo.
How do you spell SpeckTate?
S-P-E-C-T-A-T-E.
SpeckTate.
This is not how I saw it.
S-P-E-C-T-A-T-E.
I suspect paint.
Yeah, you can probably start it.
It might be full.
Hold on.
Put your console on the screen.
Oh.
It might be full.
It shouldn't be, but it might be.
It might be full.
Oh, I can spawn.
If you want to take my spot, I'll just follow from here.
Yeah, yeah, spawn in and then type it again.
Right, type it again.
It might not have been to you from.
It says unknown command is it just spectate yeah, just spectate
Now you try it now you guys don't work. I'm curious. No, uh, it's weeks. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Okay, okay, so
So like first thing in all these games like you guys can come up with strategies and stuff
But like grouping together and playing together is gonna eliminate most of your problems
But what I mean by like I'll show you what I mean by routine remember how I mentioned the routine at the start
So I'll show you one for each one of you so at the start
If you have full names, which you see how many names I have right now
All good all good. Oh my god. Squeeze. Oh my god. Squeeze. I what I actually hit mouse one
Lock it
OK, no, I'm on your side.
Bro is griefing our lesson.
Yeah, I'm on your side.
I'm on your side.
All right, so now that he's killed over there,
it's like a routine for you to be like you want to bounce them all here
and then you kind of come right here.
So you know how a couple of times you were kind of like bouncing the smoke far
and then like it hurts because like when you put this book down here,
when they come up, they can kind of like walk through it and peek
and you don't have that advantage anymore.
Where if it's up here
Right, they have to like come through it on your angle
So that helps a lot tremendously so when your smokes are down like use them too
So if they if they're not throwing good flashes and they're just walking through
They'll give you so much easier way to kill them basically
And just like so just starting with their Molly or smoke on ramp will help you a lot and then the other thing is
This is gonna take a long time for all of you to get used to but
try to always be aware of where your crosser is.
So it's really easy when you're trying to put
all the things together and around to kind of like,
go like this, when you're learning Counter-Shark,
or like any game, you're just, you kind of,
you don't need, you don't want to do something like that.
You want to, what I mean by that is, if I'm only here,
and I think they might come out ramp,
you see where my crosser is?
You see how I'm keeping it where they'd be coming out?
Well, yeah.
So you want to keep in mind
where your crosser is all the time.
And then so even when you're underneath balcony here,
you don't wanna be like in a situation
where you know this guy's running out like this
and you're looking at the wall or something like that.
You wanna just always be mindful over your crosshairs.
Is the closer you keep it to where you think the enemy is,
the easier the shots will be.
You don't even have to worry about flicking people.
The goal is not to trick people.
That's actually like, flicks are cool
and they bail you out, but that's not the goal.
Goal is the easier noggin
and make them just like walk into you.
Um, it's like firstly since you play where I play it's this is actually I got a little bit more for you
So cat I saw you do it a couple times. It's really good what you I saw you throw this flash
Yeah, but you didn't do anything with it
So if you're gonna flash like this, this is really good
But if you do that you want to immediately come out and try to peek a little bit with it and
So when you throw it over right nobody's doing anything with this
Well, if we just, you know, this is any date if you throw this over and nobody's there you just toss $200 in the air, right?
I mean, I know you got it like that, but you just saw in a firework, right? You're just you're just
All right, you know, so you want to so like do this and then come out around like this
Oh, yeah, who's the Cooper?
Oh
Okay, okay, let it in here next is this full coach dash
So I'm just telling you're teaching the right things I guess
Lotta I have actually seen you play and I'll be honest you need to be in here
I don't think you could be skipping this first session. I'll be honest
If you had to rank us right now, what would you rank me?
If I had to rank like one to five and I put you up or one to four I guess with your group
Yeah, be honest be honest. I can take it be honest. Yeah, I was I was
Well, it's week is number one. I know nobody's gonna like to hear this that's weeks is number one. That's fair
It's fair
To I probably put
Ray and then three
Fusely and then I put Ludwig for it's got to be racist or some shit, bro some fucking bullshit
I'm at a wedding, but they're doing the ceremony. It's kind of boring. So I figured
Dude, dude, sit down. Go to the ceremony. The actual
That's boring. I was trying to learn some tips and tricks. So I don't be number four
But what why'd you?
It's okay
Okay, all right, well I'll catch up then. What's that text last night? I like 4 a.m.
Wait, what's X?
We get your phone you text me at 4 a.m. Saying good night. Hope you're sleeping. Well, all right
What's wrong with that? Yeah, I was sleeping. I was thinking about you. Okay. Oh, thanks. I just thought it was weird
I was like, yeah, good team chemistry. I guess it's like, okay. No, I said thanks
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.
Teeporta's heart is still loud and you just hit him with that?
No, I said thank you.
No, I didn't!
I said thank you.
But what are you done with Minecraft? What are you gonna play CS?
I hate gold, I'm already done.
So you're like done, done? You're not gonna try to get like, plot or whatever?
Yeah, I mean maybe I'll do it on the side, but no, I'm gonna start with my CS arc.
Oh my god, it's time.
Well, I'll I'll freaking watch this from the sidelines enjoy it's fizzer
Actually our new group name is
I
Don't I got a way where was that? Oh, yeah routines. Okay, okay
So like like a free routine like like every run off cat if you just throw this flash
Versus most these team or most these people this will be pretty good
Don't go too far unless you're feeling really confident that game and then you can save your nid
So like up here. What's really good is you can hear like everything
So if you're the cat player, you'll hear this guy like do this and then you'll know he's running underpass
And if you know he's running underpass, you can just use your Molly right here.
He's bouncing.
Oh my God, is that a lineup for that or just kind of music?
No, no, no, you'll get used to it.
Just, just practice.
You're going to miss it.
It's fine.
And you're going to do it again and then you're going to eventually start hitting it.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, throw it off the wall.
Okay, I like to throw the Molly into apartment on the way to cast.
This isn't bad either, honestly, especially I think like in some of these games,
people will just like try to run through it.
But what's better than that is like, remember I was just telling you,
can hear people if you are running up cat you'll get used to hearing them you
can hear them like right can you guys see on radar the audio cue yes so somebody's
running yeah so he's running and you can say no but like right here you see yes
you were squeaks is that yeah he can hear you can hear this right yeah wait
he's on cat right now right oh yeah yeah so just so you would be squeaks easily
so you understand like look at where I'm at now you can hear this the whole
way. Okay. And then once you hear that instead of using a Molly, honestly, an age a lot better
anyway. Nades are better for that type of stuff because Molly's they just run through it. And
then they will actually slow them and they can't hear you. Because when you get native,
you get made run. So your ears are ringing and they can't hear where you're shooting from.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. So like, is it cool to have a routine where I just go and then I
go to cat flash over peak with the flash and then like listen for where they are. And
If I hear them running apps, I grab the nade, I bounce it off the boom.
But if I hear them underpass it, grab the molly, throw it off the boom, and then molly and pass.
Yeah, and these are all things that you're going to get used to.
Like if they rush me, like fully, you'll actually, you won't peek mid.
Like you might actually throw this flash and then hear them, and if you hear that then you turn around.
And then you just try to throw this off that.
Wait, can you say that one more time?
You're going to hear that if they ever rush, you'll actually hear them before you peek mid.
So sometimes you're going to maybe throw your flash up here and then you're going to turn around
And then they're going to be rushing you and then you throw it at them instead
Instead of going all the way off cat you're going to adapt
You're going to adapt your routine based on what they're doing, but it'll take time like that's why routines are good because
For example when ray
Throws the molotov at ramp every round. She's going to understand
Based on your own spawn when they could be out
So you're going to have a different spawn right every time you you start somewhere different
Which changes when they could be at the ramp on you and the more you play it the more you'll get used to where they can be and when they'll be out
Yeah, and that that's why the routines are that's why I was saying like sticking to one spot super helpful too because
Well, also end up happening is in the middle of rounds. You'll start understanding where
The other team can be right like if you're always starting a and you're always doing the same routine
You'll know when they're going up cat or when they could be up cat when somebody could be palace
Like, Fusley, for example, when you randomly came in a couple of times, you instantly just
like ran over here and struck this off, but they can't really be there quite yet.
Or if they were, Ray would be able to hear them when she was close.
Well, what if they're creeping?
They're walking, right?
So they'll be slower.
So they actually wouldn't be there yet.
So you were throwing some of the nades a little early.
So they're too soon.
Yeah, exactly.
Is that bad, though?
Like, you know.
Well, sometimes, man, you want to save it a little bit longer, yeah.
But we want to stall.
As long as possible.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, let's talk about like some actual basic stuff, like really, really
basic. So one thing is that you guys know, like, obviously, I think probably somebody
told you what counter strafing is, right? So you, you know, you played a few FPSs,
you kind of know what, what I noticed though is both of you, Ray and Fizzly, you guys
kind of let you do the Valorant thing, the view. So the Valorant thing is so and
Valorant the game helps you because if you let go of your strafe key you could still shoot
This is cat and you see how my second bullet just went random there, but I'm so you can't do that in CS
And Valorant the game would basically slow me down because you're slower, but in CS it doesn't
So I noticed both of you kind of like sliding a lot and shooting like oh my god. Yeah
But you notice I'm skating this is I'm a nice gator right now
So in CS, everything requires a counteraction to counterstrafing. That's why it's called counterstrafing.
So when you're strafing right, you have to tap your left key.
When you're strafing left, you have to tap your right key to stop the slide.
So then you can do it like this. You see how I'm shooting now?
But I look similar to how fast I'm moving.
I thought I was counterstrafing.
No, but that'll take a lot of time and honestly the easiest way to
Work on that is not in a premier game or even in a comp game
That's like where deathmatch comes in because you can just keep spawning in and just practicing like that and then a
Good example
So if you remember when you were kind of like trying to shoot this guy here like this and you're trying to like track them like that
So what I meant by like trust your spray is this is better anyway
I
Do a good CT smoke
So something that's really good to do and CS is spring
So but that's actually not that crazy you guys can do this so what what most people
You know unless they catch a YouTube video nobody's gonna tell you is the first time bullets go in a straight line
That's just like basically
Wait, so you know what they go a little a little bit. Yeah, but they go in it
You notice how it's like basically just almost straight up, right?
So now but I didn't do anything. I didn't go left right. I didn't do anything. I just held my mouth
so
What what's really good in counter strike is instead of like trying to do like a full oh, yeah, 30 bullets spray
This is crazy. What you really need to get good at is like a 10 bullet spray
That's really what you want to...
If you're going past 10 bullets, chances are you're going to lose the fight anyway.
So...
So what I was trying to...
You know, what I couldn't explain very well at that time is when somebody like pushes like that,
instead of trying to like...
Tap them and track them and see, yes...
If you hit them once and you tag them, you're going to slow them down.
You could have just like, tried to spray that guy like this.
Is this not good?
And it'll help a lot.
Like, you know, it'll cut down on a lot of...
Shit that happens in the game.
And so the biggest two things that will help improve your game
in that sense will be learning how to counter-shave.
So when you do burst, especially if you're
fighting longer range, you don't want to be spraying from here.
Although, once you get more comfortable, you might.
But after that, you want to try to ten bullet spray a lot
of stuff.
And you can spray a lot of things in CS.
As you get more comfortable, you'll
be able to spray a lot of positions
that you didn't previously think you could and that's what kind of shark differs
a lot from probably what you've played before.
Yeah, how do we get better at that part?
I would recommend death matching and usually a third party one is better
because they will everybody can shoot each other and then you get like ammo back
and it's just like quality of life stuff.
Usually third party death matches are better.
I used to have mine but mine's down right now, but I'll mine will be up soon.
But yeah, you can like if you just search your chat, so probably gonna help you going in there and
Just keep in mind I have 26,000 hours in Counter Shrike. Okay, so
Are you kidding that's no you can look yeah, so I've played a lot of yes my point being there is like this stuff takes time
You're not gonna hop in the deathmatch for 30 minutes and be like oh, yeah
Yeah, we're good to go.
I know how to do this, you know what I mean?
It's good.
It's like every day you're gonna work on it and improve it.
That's like three full years, like with no breaks,
like three straight years.
That's awesome.
That's how I'm trying to be.
Three straight years.
Those two things, so like counter-strafe
and then learning the 10 bullets spray.
And then routines will help a lot.
On T side, that's gonna be a little bit trickier
because T side I think requires a little bit more
kind of like what we're doing right now.
If you can, you know, like this is top mid, right?
I taught you that.
Why did you go on A-smoke?
Top mid smoke's good.
Well, I wanna get smoke for your cat.
When I do it, I get yelled up from my teammates
because they're like, bro, I'm trying to op.
What are you doing?
What's that smoke?
It's because they're fucking braindead.
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, yeah.
Why?
That's true.
Did Lut say this or Ray say this?
Or did Tweet say this?
If it's Tweet, double down.
Hey, come on.
Is it?
So if your teammate has, if your teammate has this one, not smoking top mid, if they
call it and communicate that they want to peek it is good.
If your teammate doesn't have this spot and they're over here going, dude, I want to
peek top mid, tell them they're fucking stupid.
They say that all one more time.
I need to show some how to do that.
So spawns are everything in CS, like especially T-Side, actually talking about that.
So if I have this spawn, I know that I beat every single CT spawn except for the very
best one in the CTs.
So chances are, if I'm a gambling man, if I go window with an AWP and I take this route
and I go for a window peek, I'll beat most of the CTs there.
And then even that, I'm clearly better, right?
So I'll kill the guy that's waiting for me.
If I don't have that spawn and I have like this spawn, pretty much every CT spawn
that they have will beat me to the peak so they could be if they're I mean they're
really cool they'll be like on tap here or over there or they could even be
bottom-mid already holding you when you come out so well that's because you
remember Alex on your team that's because everybody in a lot of lower level
games doesn't use their spawns so they'll be okay hang it out maybe
check in their TikTok, right? So that's like, the spawns are super important. And so top mid's good.
Top mid allows you to get out. It also, if somebody smokes the window here,
like good players will have different ways to nade the smoke. Like this is like a common way.
So you can do that. And then if you don't have top mid smoke, I could shoot you, right?
Okay, okay, okay. So that's why the top mid smokes really good. It protects you from that.
uh uh here you can you see the second one of these yep that's con oh whoa one
more time one more time yeah yeah yeah yeah well whatever one works for you as
long as it's there that's all about your smoke come to that's just a regular
jump to us. It's okay. I memorized it.
But T side is going to be a bit trickier to like teach things. I can immediately the best
thing I can tell you is just like see T side of routine is good.
Okay, even if you don't get the spawn for it, you just go, you like, hey, I'm going
to be there.
Yeah. So no, and knowing how to use your spawns for your routine will be really
good. So what's a good example? One example you could do is if you like to
be slower type player but then you like to get in you know to think of it later on learning
how to grow up or be and then going underpass if you know how to go underpass and you're
like it's really strong in most of your games basically the first time you get CT's if
they run under they can beat they can beat you here so pausing here for a second taking
your time is in bed and then you can walk down and walk down with your ass on this
No, doorframe one is terrible.
If you smoke here, it's too deep.
And you just walk up.
I want to smoke here.
This will give you a lot of, like, direct fights.
You're not going to...
That's why going underpass, especially if you solo queue
or play with, like, not a five stack, is really good
because you can isolate a lot of duels
without relying on your teammates.
Going top mid can be scarier
because it requires people to throw things for you
to get out.
So getting comfortable going here is really good.
Out of can?
I don't know how streamers do that.
You get into basic, like,
this is where you get into some,
into the weeds record teach you map philosophy but i think that's a bad
idea
no i have a philosophy
yeah
we tried no is that great
okay okay yeah sure so like
if you get it
okay here fucking all explain the whole round alright let's go
yes yes yes alright alright alright alright alright alright alright yeah i was paying
attention i mean i i know i know this
but it's helpful let's just see if my windows works low works because i only
know okay
so like
basic shit you want to either have window or top mid
Ideally you have window and then you'd have con like I showed you
Yeah
Okay, so that's basic philosophy would just be this allows you to get out mid now
To get out mid still you need flashes as well like right here
And then you could throw them behind your teammates as well
And the reason you do that is all those these are smoked like I should if who's there there you could peek off here
So it's for this guy. Yeah, you could
It's bad. It's bad. Okay. No, it's it's good when you're going fast
This flash is good when you're coming out with them
But if you're going late, it doesn't really do much because this guy if you were trying to blind this guy, right?
This isn't what's smoke if you're throwing it there. He's just gonna do this agreed. Okay. I see
Or or he could literally turn if he's further back. It's just really easy to touch that one
Okay, you want somebody to throw it for the back, but the idea is you have these two smokes right here
and then once you get these you get out mid and once you get out mid you're
gonna need to eventually refresh a window smoke and then you'll probably also have
to smoke top con later and then this is where you want to get into your
decisions you'll want to take ladder and there's a guy I can't go through all
this right now I can make my own head explode so you can like you can flash
a guy into ladder and then once you get a guy in the ladder this is where you'd start
like holding map control so a guy is controlling this part of the map and with that top construct
you can get another person here and then since Squeaks is a baiting piece of shit he likes
to be in Palace so a lot of your teammates can, like if he does this this is actually
good, this is good rat gameplay behavior, this is what I do on T-Side.
So you would basically play off of Squeaks where this person maintains the rotation from
ladder and then once your guy gets into con you bring up two people through con and then
you isolate and squeeze this right because now it's like chess.
You understand because I got a chess board I got your king locked into here and then
I got your king locked into here and then we kill this guy here and then with the
guy palace you can scale up appropriately clear out this stuff together and the palace guy can support you
And that's like the easiest way to win most rounds
That's like if nobody calls anything and like one of my games
If i'm playing with my friends or like the people that i stack with
This is essentially what we're almost doing every single round without communicating. This is kind of the the goal
So you get the goal is to get out mid
Make sure window or top con smoked
get a guy in the ladder work on ideally both and then make a decision on whether you want to go B or A and
That's usually based on where your baiting piece of shit teammate is if you decide to go palace
Or if you decide to go up or B
You can go through either one, but this is gonna be really really hard to do not in a five-stack
That's why I think like yeah, this is better
What would be really good for you guys is just getting comfortable going out mid
So having a person know how to smoke window and then having a person I just missed that so that's perfect. Good job me
Okay
So many questions I forgot my question
I know the insta ones but I can't know here. Here's a good. Here's a good classic one. You just stand here and then you aim
Here
I think I saw you, I thought I saw you,
is it a W jump throw?
No, it's just a regular jump throw.
No, no, no.
Wait, there's a window one that doesn't require movement?
Yeah, you just go here, you look at this part,
the second thing, we'll keep plugging out,
and then you just jump through.
The second thing.
What were you saying?
You see what I'm circling?
It's like, prong, you're standing in this corner.
What I'm looking at right now.
Can you get the ball really quick?
That's where you see, like,
where you're standing position?
I'm just in the corner.
Oh, sorry, okay.
Okay, one more time?
Yep.
No, hold on, Squeaks.
Loki, this one might be bad.
Mine's trying to find me.
Hold on.
Ooh.
Really?
Don't throw this one, Squeaks.
Yeah, don't.
Well, don't throw this one in your games, Squeaks.
Let me try to kill you, like that.
Oh, you can peek above it?
Yeah, no, shoot through the top.
A lot of people do that with an A1S.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't have to worry.
OK, OK, what's the good one?
I haven't thrown in a while.
Hold on.
Is that work I'm too high. Yeah
I think it's even lower
Holy shit
That one's kind of weird that one will take a little bit of time. Yeah, I don't like it because it's all D
Yeah, oh, oh the dumpster one
here where do you look if we get another no you throw from here the front
front part but um the instant smokes are actually easier to learn what but I can't
see like shit I don't have the spawns we have that map on there I know just the
inside yeah but basically there's like five spawns where if you get them on
mirage you can just instantly smoke window that's like that's actually the
ones that I know I don't trust yeah yeah yeah so you know the instant long
I wonder if that...
I do.
Wait, the Insuland does do it?
Yeah, I'll teach it to you if you want.
There's different spokes for different spawn spots.
You just know the spawns, those are the ones that seem way faster.
Yeah, because there's actually a set amount of spawns.
So they're not random.
There's literally the same spawns every single round.
And then Mirage actually has a few extra,
but most maps now don't have too many extra.
Okay.
Players get those spawns randomly.
What the hell is this?
Automatically swapped every time.
They're random.
Random.
Well, actually, I think I could teach you a lot.
Let me out.
W mod, hold on.
W mod?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, W mod.
So here's one.
So if you get this one, this one's pretty easy.
This one's like this little smudge right here.
Smudge?
OK, smudge.
Yeah, you're right to smudge down.
Wait, I want to see.
And then you jump through?
You W, yeah, you don't know, you W jump through.
So I'm tapping W and jump jumping and throwing at the same time.
And how do I how do we know about this spawn if we get this one?
How do we recognize it?
Uh, you'll get used to it, honestly.
It'll just be chat.
I don't know if I'm sure there's ways you could do it.
But if you keep playing enough, you'll get used to it.
You know, I think that you go for the easy one.
I got the smudge tap, W, jump, throw, wind and smoke.
And they're all W jump throws.
That's that's the easy part to it sounds complicated, but it's like.
Oh, and then this one's pretty easy.
So if you get this one, this one looks like it beats like this little L, but this one's pretty easy.
Ah, you see this little swoop?
Yeah.
You see the little...
The force, the force?
No, no, no.
But you see this thing, right?
So it's the left of this thing right here.
Oh, that's the white one.
So you find that, then you go to the left of it, then you W, then you W jump through.
See, these ones are actually way easier.
Yeah, see.
I like those.
Wait, okay, okay.
Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay.
We're about to go to 16k where I feel this and this one's a lot easier because what's nice about these is it?
Let's you go out faster. That's why I changed it. Um, oh, yes
You see this corner. So this one's not even how to describe this is like my front of the door
I guess okay in front of a we're like right in front of the letter. It's good. So you see this like triangle and you go like here
No different
See I'd like yeah
I'm a rug at the triangle the top right on fly with the little thingy of the
You're gonna forget most of these but there are maps for this
Yeah
That's what yeah, no these things it's just reps it's just reps like you're not like I miss these to everybody misses these at the start
Well, actually I've been messing this one up. So this is good practice for me
Wait chat. Where is this one? Hold on my chat scouting once
W chat. Thank you so much. It should be right here, but
Actually, this way. I actually get it right
The crack or is it this one left crack or right crack?
And that's actually easier than what I thought it was what the fuck oh, that's my smoke
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit.
I had no clue.
So yeah, this one right here is this bar
and then right where it meets the railing.
Then W jumped in.
That one's small.
That means big bar.
The big bar.
And then it's like a big bar.
I don't know.
That works.
Yeah, fuck it.
From apps to short?
Yeah, that's good.
All right, cool.
And then, honestly, I learned something doing this.
That's great.
Yay.
Okay, and then maybe we could get you up for the max that we could practice these spawn ones in oh
Yeah, this is the easiest one. This one is like my favorites
This one is like I could I see people to do this one in the games that I'm in because I get annoyed if they don't throw it
So this one like if you have somebody with this one this one is just where the red and the white meet on this corner
And this one's easier to remember because you kind of stick out like this spawn
This is the furthest up like you can't go further
from like this way from here so I mean you just aim at the corner okay and
this is just way faster so then when we do this then it's like we're for sure
going top mid we try to take a mid fight yeah exactly yep that means this you
know the guy that always sits here with an AWP every single round and shoots you
when you come out he can't do that anymore unless he knows how to
made this much, which when you start playing better people, they will. But also when you
get when you start getting better, that fight will actually feel really good because if you
beat his timing, I can't even explain. You can beat his timing to get a better angle and
you basically kill him for free anyway. So it's fine if he does it. Yeah. So yeah,
you got all that, right? Wait, come here. Come on.
Downloaded ready watch this
How sick is this ready this look who's gonna go viral on tick-tock you can make this one. Let me see. All right. Let me see
Wait, hold on ready
Bang what's this what is it there? What are you pussy? Come on pick with it. No, no
No, I'm not pussy, I'm pussy. Pussy's awesome.
I can put pussy on some.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm mentioning the Nade Freeze Zone.
Okay, okay, so...
W Pussy.
Oh yeah, that's...
Oh yeah, Squeaks.
Who would've thought?
I always knew you were into that, Squeaks.
Oh yeah, what's going on?
Hell yeah.
Oh, okay, Nade, no Nade Zone.
zone this is actually from one of my teammates and he won a grand slam which
means he won a lot of a lot of money playing counter strike all right and he
was a coach and he has something called the known aid zone so Ray you remember
what I teased you when you were like right here and you died so this is yeah
yeah so you got to try to keep track of timing so if you and this all comes back
to using your spawn instantly so if you always are using your spawns you
start knowing where you're like where the enemy can be as well so like you know
where you're at cool but you'll know where people can be if you get here to
give you an idea if you're like over here and you run to ramp oh here we go
unless you run all the way which most people don't do because it gets scary
that you'll give up your position you walk they can be here with a repeat
yeah so you need you don't necessarily need to like swing this every time but
you need to be aware that like you come around the quarter like this and you just
give them a freebie and they can even be here on you too if you get here late so
a lot of times if you if you're trying to be sneaky you kind of want to like come
around here right and then just clear your angles before you get up also you
know I'll teach you that later this one but you can like understanding those
timings will help prevent you from having your nades out in bad spots also
learning how to angle things and not skipping geometry class is huge so you
were trying to throw this goes for any position you're trying to throw your
smoke like that which one time you actually hit it and I don't even know
how well actually I just maybe you are maybe you were right all along but uh
what'll be really helpful is knowing how to like you don't want to get caught
with your nade out so you want to come to the side and then bounce your
smoke like that right so that way they can't see you so instead of trying
to throw your nades directly at things. Try to use the walls and stuff to keep yourself
in cover. Yeah, and then you don't- Don't do this!
Yeah, I know! I know! Oh my god!
Actually, wait, I can't- Hold on, I didn't even fuck it up.
Wait, why didn't you do it? Didn't even fuck it up.
There we go. Yeah, that was when I called them molly at Firebox for you.
Thank you.
Really?
Yes. So, don't try to, you know, don't do that one.
better what's better too specific it's way too good that's good geometry and then
wait wait more geometry right they come out ramp see oh you just unlocked my
brain like this oh my god now they're blind yeah wait that's so when you
start playing against some better people oh you start recognizing that they
actually move their mouse and turn from your flash because a good player like if
you throw this against me because I'm really cool and good I'll turn from this
like that's kind of a that's a free because I hear it and then I see it and
I know what you're doing and I'll just I'm hitting the wall it's because the
wall no no I you hear anything yeah they actually do sound different
It's really subtle
It's really subtle. Hold on.
It's heavier sounding. The flash is for plasticity.
Yep.
Oh, that's a smoke.
Okay.
Yeah.
It basically, the flash is higher pitched.
Flash is higher pitched.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One sounds heavier. That's true.
But it's more about, it's not even, I'm recognizing a nade.
It's that if you're under here and you're throwing something like that,
something like that you're probably flashing me so eventually you'll have
like a teammate that's really cool like Ludwig who actually knows how to use
uses flash and Ray will say flash ramp for me and then he throws something like
this and then you wait and then and you kill him but that'll be later on yeah
right now though you throw this it's a blood like 90% of the people fighting
you and don't be afraid to peek with it don't be afraid to like use it to
your advantage because if they see it because they'll be full blind yeah yeah
So you start getting into these mind games where if you peek with it
They have the option to try to look at you and shoot you before it pops
And if they don't instantly kill you they can't see you anymore
Don't look at it
This is behind me the angle oh it pops behind you so you need a pop behind you. Yep
You really said just close your eyes, bro.
Just don't look.
They can't believe.
Yeah, they can't believe if you don't look at the screen.
I see.
Okay.
Okay, behind the teammate.
When you say throw a flash behind the teammate, like that's literally just throw it in the
air behind their head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want to throw stuff at the ground.
There's so much shit that gets in the way.
If you can, you want to throw flashes and if you get really good at communicating with
your teammates, throwing it in front of them is usually good because it forces the enemy
to make like a tougher decision.
If you throw it behind, sometimes they can like dodge it or have a little bit more lead
up time.
This is the angle which they see it from.
If I throw that further back, you can see that all the way here where if I throw
it closer and tighter on the angle, they won't see this place.
That is so crazy.
Oh, true.
So if he's looking like this, right, he doesn't see that.
So if he's throwing the other way
So if you throw it wait, the fuck why don't that work?
Oops, there we go. So if he's looking like this, oh my god, why is it not throw it throw?
So if you throw like this
There you go, you don't you have no time to react
So if you throw it over here, though, you might go to see it, right?
So that's why throwing them in front a lot of the time is
But you don't want to blind your own teammates. What can we line this up?
You have to tell them you're flashing so they could turn before it pops.
Minus 4 on the right side.
Perfect flash communication is I'm throwing a flash in front of you, behind you, above you, next to you.
You want to give them a direction in which way they're looking.
because if you say you're throwing a flash if I've never played with you I
don't know if you're here here here so if you tell me where you threw it it
helps me basically peek with it or use it okay okay this is information over
We're past that point.
No, no, no, I'm locking.
No, no, no, I know.
Yeah, no, I learned like at least 15 things.
I'll say you're not locked in.
I'm saying the big things though,
no nade zone routines, counter strafing.
This is like the biggest thing you get to work on every day is counter strafing
and then like the 10 bullet spray.
The 10 bullet spray.
No one knows that the first 10 bullets actually go in a straight line.
Okay.
And then all the lineups.
Oh, yeah, wait, okay, let's actually get more basic again. What's your guys a sensitivity right now?
Yeah, so do you want like an average pro sensitivity or
Well mine's high but like yours is probably higher than mine, but yeah, you could try my so mine is 1.5 in game
So I've been sensitivity 1.5 and then my DPI is at 800 you
No, that's
Compared to Pro CS that's
slow to me
Well, don't worry, you should lower use to me to wait what's yours again?
1.5 800
Hey, everyone says it's so high minus I minus for for professional CS minus considered like a high sense, like very high.
Oh, because I that's just how I played.
That's just what I got used to.
Oh, that's not a ball.
No, it's not bad. I'm too close.
What's your DPI? Eight hundred.
Eight hundred. Yeah. Yeah.
You're still pretty fucking fast.
Yeah, true. I'm going to try to lower it.
Fuck it's a good time to practice
And then so like 1.5 800 because you guys were probably higher than what I was what I used
And lower sense honestly the better you're we're all you know
We're getting in our on cages right now. So going super low sense. You're gonna give yourself fucking tonight is in your shoulder
I do feel like I'm pulling muscles sometimes. I do know I get asked if you go too low
You're and you start playing a lot. You're actually gonna fuck up your shoulder
Tendinize really fuck. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, my my shoulder is ringing
Shoulder can hear like crazy
This feels way way my sensitivity feels fast.
Well, what's your DTI?
What's your DTI? Is it?
But you were lower?
I was 1.0, 800.
Oh, you're 1.0? No, keep that then.
The lower, if you're comfortable with that, lower, in my opinion,
I try to tell people to use lower sense than mine, and I think slower is better,
because the whole point of Counter-Strike, remember what I said, Flicks are not the goal, right?
Like the whole point in Counter-Track is to have good crosshair placement, predict where the enemy's coming from,
and then like using your crosshair placement to just instantly kill someone.
Instead of, you're not trying, you're trying to minimize as much mouse movement as possible, not create more.
So low sense is really good for that.
I mean, the plom-shang is so pretty.
Also because in CS, when you start tagging people, you slow them down, which means tracking becomes easier.
So if you stay high sense, all of that comes a little bit harder.
I just know it.
know it where if you keep it lower it'll be a bit easier that's just my opinion on it okay
everybody's got their own ideas and sense like I'm and I trust you but my keyboard a lot
wait does oh well that's like a setup we got a maybe new hand position on the on the pad okay
I'll work on that.
Bobby, aren't you something really cool?
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're that guy in the team.
Ready?
Uh-huh.
You're the catmuller.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, good luck.
I don't even fucking through that.
Oh.
That's it's crazy.
That's so funny.
I'm curious.
Cool, right?
No, do this first, please.
Play how to do this.
Which one?
now i can teach me i need to uh... get right to you
now this is this is the only one
all right
you want this this one
where you are
the
it's like a pixel but you need to get this corner like this corner where i'm at
you should see what the name preview
but um...
i would say also
you guys currently scroll for your needs
yeah
So that's like the next thing.
So binding your nades will be really good instead of trying to scroll through faster though.
Absolutely fucking not.
Absolutely not.
Whoever told you that's coping.
No, it's just me.
It's just I got used to it.
It's all I've done.
It's what I do in Valo too.
Yeah.
No, don't do it yet.
I did bind because you know what's really nice about like not even
being faster.
What's really nice is when you're blind, you can still as you play more like
That can run around most of the counter-shake maps without looking at my screen.
Once you start getting used to that, when you get blind, what's nice about having nade
binds is you know what nades in your hand while you're blind.
So instead of trying to scroll through them, like, oh my god, what's nade do I have out?
You can kind of play blind.
And that's where the nade, being downed, is super useful.
So Ray, remember I was showing earlier you play underbouk and you're sitting there
and say you catch a flash and you know they're coming out?
Well, you don't want to scroll to your flash ring, right?
You want to just like hit a button.
You want to, yeah, run away, hide.
And then you know you have your flash out, boom.
Pop the flash then, Pete.
Oh, OK.
I'll find them.
It'll take time, but it'll make things a lot easier.
I got to start getting used to it.
OK.
I want to play.
All right.
Walk in.
I've learned a lot.
Game time. Yeah, we're gonna play all this knowledge and we're gonna go play ancient now
That's how this shit goes you go you talk about mirage you're gonna find something else
Wait, which are we playing deathmatch?
No, you guys play play a regular game and then I think I hear wife
You make it up some food. So I gotta see real quick what the plan is with her and then I'll see
Give me like five
give me a five and then you guys
get up I'll be good to go.
It's cute. It's cute. It's cute.
I never got my lunch out of the
microwave three hours ago.
Oh no. I forgot about it.
It was going beep beep and I
never ate lunch. It's still
in there. Whatever.
She for Gore.
Wait, what's going on?
We have no now it's probably not
What are you gonna reheat reheat I'm gonna get reheat you think so
Are you still live in here squeaks can we go back to yeah perfect? Oh, I didn't realize I was alive. No, I scared that's good
She on this account squeaks no, I just got reported because of smurfing I
I did not cheat. I've never cheated in Counter Strike.
In Counter Strike, but what else happened? That's what every cheater says.
I mean, okay. I've like used game cheats before.
Like opening up a cheating console. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Let's dive into that!
Rosebud in The Sims. Rosebud, rosebud, rosebud, rosebud, make a freaking swing pool, delete the ladder, etc.
Yeah, I'm on fx. Age of Empires, get the Ferraris. Exactly! Exactly!
That's how I cheat. I've been there mother in college. Oh, really on what class?
Physics I wrote down the formula is the valid valid valid. Yeah, I was not memorized. Oh shit
I wrote it and then but then you know, it's crazy
I wrote it on a tiny little piece of paper brought it and then I
Get to the test and they have an entire sheet of all the formulas just there like they didn't expect
So I just felt like shit. Oh like damn. Did you guys also write put your notes in your calculator cover? Oh
Oh yeah, classic, classic, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I would write mine on a tiny little piece of paper.
Yeah, I would hide it in a calculator.
I'm gonna have to write really small.
Wait, you know what, you know what we can do
in this Discord call?
We can ruin college for so many people
if we like publicize some of the like Chegg flashcards
that just have the test answers on it.
You know what I'm talking about?
That everyone knows, but nobody talks about.
Like there's these websites.
Are we seeing the opponent level?
That's right!
Are we seeing the opponent level?
Yeah, we can do it!
Dude, I'm stacking it!
Let's get Mirage, bandit nubus engine in front of us.
Guys?
We can do it.
Dude, that's so high-rig.
Abe!
Abe's here.
Bob said your mid-smoke snipe is shit.
Wait, really?
He said you were brain dead. Yeah. Oh my gosh, perfect. Oh, okay. We want CT
They're not doing with a cheater, right? No
Wait, do we have flam on our team or something what's going on with the queue? Yeah
It's literally squeaks
yo hey hey I'm nice to meet you oh you hate to say he's not gonna talk to you
Yeah, he did he did he did
Oh, here we go minus one counter strike
Like we lost control
In it's in forms of fancy didn't know he was calling you brain dead
Remember you said Abe is a brain dead guy. I don't like
smoke. I think they all sprinted to G.
One B halls. What's going on? They were B and then they're not.
Bombs not here. Okay, going back.
Please be thinking about where they could be. Crosshair will be there.
I didn't use me to click.
Everyone loved B.
B.
I thought they weren't B.
Squeaks, why were you laughing?
Because they stopped running.
No, they stopped running and then everyone left sight.
It was great.
Sorry, I just got bored.
I hear out.
You got a B hole. Everyone's back.
It's great.
It's so bad.
What in B's life?
How's it my fault?
Yes, it's your fault.
Oh right, I forgot about that.
Nice!
We did it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Woo!
You make me so mad.
Why me?
What did I do?
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
How did you guys get this game?
It's horrible!
What the fuck happened?
What is this?
I don't know.
You guys just played 2Ks with Squeaks.
This can't be Sweeks's fault actually this time.
What the fuck is this?
25,000!
25K!
What's happening?
Do we have a cheater?
I don't know.
Lock in, lock in.
Remember, remember, play the same spots.
Play the same spots.
Oh, it's on the house.
I don't have any children.
I'm going to be going cat for the rest of my life.
No, no, it's okay.
The ticket was fine, actually.
I just went like, actually, you know, A, B.
What's happening here?
Are you good?
I keep with my clock, it's got nothing in it.
I hear nothing.
My eyes are- they're glazing over.
We locked him, we locked him.
What'd you say?
Oh, I'm not orange.
Orange?
Oh my god. Oh my god. We have a goat. We have a goat on our team. Wait, it's so
too insane. The longest he's held a single angle. Are you guys serious? I've held angles
too long than that. Wait, what do you mean? Oh, okay. No, so what do we chat? So that's
the longest I stared at one angle before. R T, R T, R T. Wait, you're still here?
Yeah, you know what? Take some notes while you're at it. Wait. Wait, so what exactly was
the brain that about me?
No!
What?
Never tell him, never tell him.
No, no, it is a quick context.
I'll tell you.
It was the smoke that you heard.
I hear it, I hear it, I hear it.
Okay, well I'll tell you later.
It's nothing bad.
The way you left the place.
Okay, okay, that's fine.
I
Did take my way she did start using the names off the wall. Oh, no
I thought that we were alive and I mean we're gonna lose it right and see right that was
an awesome round up until you pulled on each of your nades.
I can't believe it didn't go in the hole.
That's not even your fault.
That's so funny.
That was that was content.
That's that was.
I have like five of those clips.
You guys should buy. Yeah, you guys should buy.
Oh, I'm late.
I'm late. I'm so late.
Mass
I heard one a
What that's tough that's actually just kind of tough wait, oh wait, holy shit. Wait, what's that?
Holy shit, wait
I
Okay, okay, that's fine
Sorry that if you think somebody's out don't be afraid
No, yes, but don't be afraid if you're gonna peak that don't like peek around the corner like you're scared of somebody in a horror movie like
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Peek with some authority Peek with you know, this is what Jordan nothing to recalls peak with intense peak with intense
Yeah, if you're gonna fuck him up right like that's the plan, right?
Yeah, exactly that there you go
I'm leaving I have house control
All right here cat and mid
Yeah, no one on B. Yeah, you guys should go be I pushed it palace
Are they what's going on? Oh
Connected a and one spot mid
Okay, two stairs
I'm going to try to do it.
All good. Nice try.
All right. So remember, remember, routines.
And then if you want to do something on like low buys like that, try to, even if it's something, it feels kind of goofy, like just running all a ramp together, just do it together.
But buy up and then stick to your spots so that way you can get used to playing them.
Okay.
I'm going to go cat.
Even if the spawn is really bad.
Yeah. Even if the spot, because you need to learn how to play with that spawn.
expect from you on the map I'll play window you start all running around
they're just it just creates like tons of gaps in what you're doing
I'm not that guy. I peeped with my M4. I'm throwing. Sorry.
We're no longer in low elo.
I hate that this position is like-
Damn, this guy's good.
Well, don't be afraid to play underbound. That's really good. Play high as you can see.
I see. Should I leave with bombs over there?
if you see the bomb you can go but be careful that somebody is lurking here
are they smurfing or cheating that's a question because this elo stack is
crazy
Right what you're playing is what they call like an anchor so like you're kind of a dead end. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so you're the anchor so don't be afraid to make people find you
Yeah, like it when they're coming out a ramp and if you don't peek into them right away
They don't know where you are right they gotta they gotta throw utility
They gotta until you tell them where you are. That's your biggest advantage
Wait till you hear him though
And then keep your gun out so you don't
Tetris okay, they're smoking me off cat close they're close. I hear two
Was that bad it's okay. I don't know it's fine. It's not covering anything
I think he had to have heard you in-game or something.
Rock shit
Calling for before you throw Nate and nading your teammates pretty cinematic
Yes, you did
Flam I'm gonna say something our teammates
But so obviously cheating obviously, yeah, you see your teammates here. Wait, how how do you know that cuz he's like
Doesn't hear people but he's staring at me. Yeah, bro. It's having a bro is literally having an entire fight through walls like I could see
Yeah, I think they're do a cute right yep
Both of them are cheating. I think silk for sure. I haven't seen the other person but silk for sure
Yeah, you're a little trust factor. This is I know it sucks. I feel really bad
I can play we can do competitive. I know but I I hate these cuz I hate playing cuz I think some people on the other team might be cheating
Be halls going underpass
We know
We shouldn't use- no we shouldn't.
Alright, I'll fucking kidnap him.
Ten bullets.
Straight line.
Ooh!
I'm gonna block him.
I'm blocking him.
Med?
I thought there was one.
There is one stairs.
Okay.
One stairs, A.
Cat!
as nice the last guy one jungle let's see don't let's see don't oh my god my game
just minimized it's literally not even worth it one
One striple, I can see it, one striple.
Okay, the other one's bad.
Oh, did you see that?
Right, don't be afraid to go underneath balcony at the start, either.
The angle you're holding at the start, you're getting a lot of good kills actually from it,
but I feel like it's actually kind of harder for you sometimes.
they're expecting it now or yeah that angle the way you're holding it the way
it's just a tough angle it's it's it's like a tough angle for you funny enough
you're actually like you're getting kills on it I can't even be mad but it'll be
easier for you to get comfy under mouth because then they got they also that's
That's why you feel like palace is so scary too.
Mid?
You need it.
One palace.
One chair.
Hopping palace.
Don't be afraid to throw your maids with chair.
Mid, underpass.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chat, this game is a fucking wash.
I hate. I hate.
G'night, sheers.
I feel so bad. My account. Like, look at- look at-
Look at the guy who's attacking, uh...
Tracking through the smoke.
I'm so kind of amazed that you guys are in this game. I'm not gonna lie.
sucks. Try to be more patient by the way for easily try to try to be a little bit more patient.
So like you're kind of like peeking into a few angles at once like when you're holding connector
try to like focus on how you want to hold one part of the connector instead of trying to hold
three different spots at once. Okay. One thing at a time you're trying to be like three one
one thing at a time. That was yes. A lot, mid. Upper palace.
You mid.
Nice.
Oh wait, it's the cheater I said nice to.
Fuck.
I hear under.
They're flashing under.
Okay wait, I can tell where everyone is based off of this guy looking.
Watch.
Ready?
there's a guy definitely truck 100% there's a guy truck there's a guy
All right side there's a guy right side
Here we go right side dead truck damn
This guy's a cheater
He'll win it. I'm surely
Wait, he speaks let me see money at the start of this one. Actually you can show me down. Oh, yeah, perfect full loss
full loss yeah okay make sure you guys full buy yeah make sure you guys buy this
thank you crazy barks
oh my god yes please
custom 10 minutes will go kind of crazy dude that'd be so fun and we have 10 we can play with
do we have 10 people to play character 100%
i cared set up a server
that'd be so fun that'd be so fucking fun
I'm
Spoke
She's actually second either with you. That's the thumbs she's second
We get to spectate
Oh, I'm just sobbing about it.
One's in a window.
He's Molly in my app.
Do it.
Do it!
What did you look at that?
Come on!
I'm not sure if he's in the room.
Oh, my God.
I'm not sure.
Leslie, go back to your position.
I'm going to Kat.
Kat.
Oh, hey, look at that.
Same team, same team.
Everybody locked in.
Same team.
I'll go back window.
I'm going to a
When you use these nades
Skip the kit by the way, you don't need kit in this scenario and
You don't need the head armor actually on CT when the team that you're playing against has
Yeah, you have way more needs out because they have a case they're gonna head shots you
They can be there, they can be there.
So spending more money on the armor actually just loses you money on the helmet.
Oh no no no no no!
Yeah I would have been there and then I would have been there.
Yeah exactly.
Yeah.
Yo, squeeze the fuck just happened.
I was going through the crawl space and then they mollied window.
I just hear you burning, dude.
Hahaha.
I see you, she's coming.
Watch out.
Hahaha.
Look at that.
I'm gonna smoke.
I love you.
There?
I'm gonna smoke.
What is that?
Nice try. That other team's crazy, yeah.
I saw you just look like suggest writers.
Why does Flam sound like Rami if he's not on crack?
You?
Oh my god!
I just heard that.
That was a crit.
I do know Rami, yes.
How do you know Rami?
Uh, I don't even know.
Friend of friends?
I don't know.
Some R.P. Rami, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, R.P. Rami.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's my favorite E.R.P.
Oh yeah, yeah.
He is.
He's good at it.
Wait, you know him too?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You roleplayed Squeaks, I forgot.
Uh, Rama Squami.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know I know but I forgot it's been a while, you know it's been a long time
Going three blocks given
Under under nice oh stairs
one CT well done just keep trying that that was actually really good just like
keep moving as a pack and don't be afraid when especially on pistol run when
people don't have like automatic rifles just keep taking that's called like
taking space you get a kill you know you can take that area of the map because
that person that's responsible for it is dead so when you kill somebody like
Like Ray if you die right people know that the A bomb site is open same thing if you kill the A player right there
Just keep taking that space it helps a lot
more space
More space I'm gonna go underpass
I'll sit on my team are you guys going up cat?
Yeah, okay perfect. I'll go be halls. Oh, sorry. I died with the bomb
Oh
No, oh my god, that's crazy
There's no test still I could test it
Yeah, okay, just meet the cheater and then that way you can't like you you know cuz I feel like if I take advice
No, I just meet them because they usually say some really unhinged shit. It's a lot easier
He's not saying anything stuff though. I'm you'd everybody. I'm scared of the fucking country never know
They're mean
I had a guy yesterday who was like complaining about everything. It was so sad
bad. So like here, just like going, going mid together or going underpass. Oh yeah, Ray,
this one, you can't throw this actually way. Squeeze can drop Ray a smoke. We have time
to set this up because they have a timeout. Drop the smoke, pick it up off. You can pick
it up in the bi-man here. Remember where the red meets the white and then W jump throw
at this corner? Yep. Yep, perfect. Yeah, slightly, yeah, perfect. W jump throw and
and then you can battle insta smoke window.
Oh my god.
Hey, we're learning it.
Remember, this is my favorite spawn.
This is like this way, yo.
W jump.
Is the stream lagging?
At the corner where the white meets the red corner.
Rolling?
No, she's got it.
Yeah, she's got it.
She's just got a W jump that we're good to go.
Ray, you're mudded.
Oh, there you got it.
No, I think she got it.
I think she got it. We'll see you want to try to get out quicker than that
But that was like let's see if you hit I think she did one up cat. Oh, nope. She didn't she mistimed it
Yeah, you can't throw it too quick. Oh that guy's oh god, there's two there. Yeah
Which does that mean you think be players playing up cat
xbox record this let's see you know we lock it on the xbox
What? Yeah, right, bro! What the fuck's that?
Alright, you didn't stand a fucking chance.
I got late for being hit.
Next box, I'll blow that. Next box, I'll blow that.
What the fuck?
That sucks ass.
Woo, I think I got the spawn this time. I can try it.
Let me see. Let me see.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, where the red meets the white on the corner and then W jump through.
I'll go to the house, yeah, oh, yeah, yep.
OK, I got it.
All right, now go.
Yeah, that's actually good.
You can go run mid and go down and then see if you hit it and then cheer
because like, let's go.
That's improvement.
Fuck.
I
Wonder if we're getting the W part in there. I thought I did but you know I'll work on that. It's a work in progress
One stairs
It's tough. You know some games are starting it meant to be right now
I still actually can't believe this is your guys's game. I I think what we should do is I'll play my man
We play just ahead of it
Not a bad idea then you can also keep playing Raj, which is a little like it can be a little mind-numbing, but it can help you
No, I think that'll be super helpful. I think it's a good idea. I got the spawn again. Wait. No, I didn't
Know how you didn't either?
This is a spawn but this one's hard to just keep forcing. I think we need to I can't eleven nine
I'm buying two round loss bonus eleven nine
ever
Yeah, I mean this is where you kind of just need to get some rounds on the board because the game's kind of
Cluster fuck right now. Yeah. Well, it's not over. It's just you need like a nice little spark
You need a round that you're not supposed to win back and speaks is dead. Yep
It's like Dota and we're the freaking minions
We're practicing instant windows, it's all good.
But this is our, we have...
This is part of learning CS.
That's true, honestly.
This is actually part of the game, yeah, this is a built-in feature.
Oh, nice try. How did I not kill him?
What the hell?
That was mad fucking close.
My radio is so soft.
Never getting back to turn kids. No, you want a hundred percent or I'm actually I think I'm depressed. This is horrible
Your rank doesn't define you. Yes
Something I can I tell you something homie said I need a new account. Holy shit
It's time. This was occurs. I
Guarantee you you guys got 16k the whole point in the beginning is to get better once you got better
60 kids just gonna freaking fall into your lap like
I'm telling you guys can do it. I believe yeah once you just cut this guy squeaks. You'll be fine
Oh
Honestly fuck it let's chat somebody give you some cheats. I'll send it to them and then we'll the lock in let's go
We'll start with weeks first. He's got the low trust factor
The real CS experience
I'm flashing in front of you.
That's insane.
The way you underhanded a flash.
Good cops though.
Good cops.
What a ball!
One stairs.
Can you guys go connect and kill this guy?
Go and connect her.
Killing this guy.
Oh two, two, two.
Two connector two connector
Wait this guy knows where they are
Where's it going? Where's it going? Oh, you see TCT?
Good job
What? We gotta do anything we can to win?
We're gonna fight back a cheater versus the duo cheaters.
I like it.
Although, I don't know if the other team is.
Your cheaters just seem like complete ass, to be honest.
Yeah.
How about not doing better while cheating?
Because the worst players got law hacks.
So they don't even know how to hide it properly.
I get why he's got the low trust rapture again.
I don't trust queeks either, to be honest.
I cheat. That's crazy.
That would be insane.
I think you just went backwards, usually, while you're doing this.
Okay, that's a fade-away, but that's not what we're looking for for that one.
Bomb down, spawn.
Oh
Yeah, that guy
Okay, that guy got incredibly lucky low key ray. I was like about that play. I was all about that play
The flash through your brother to run through it. No, no, that was that guy shooter. Lucky. That's just crap
I'm about to give
Okay, so
Okay, okay
That has to be my last one though wife. You made dinner. So I gotta go
Genuinely hold on let me see if I can get you guys a
IP really quick
This is something that'll really help you guys
Even if the bots are in here, it'll help a lot on site
I'm gonna give you guys a DM server that you guys enjoying to you, and it's gonna have bots
It's it's a it'll it'll probably have some people in there eventually too, but I'll drop it in general
but the counter strafing and
and the spray.
Like that's gonna be super, super, super helpful.
Wait, so it's gonna be like a map
that shows us how to do those things?
No, no, no, you're gonna just practice it yourself.
It's like, you know, if you're trying to work
on your three point shot in basketball,
you go to the gym and you just start draining threes
and shoot or bricking them, whatever,
this is the same thing.
Or you're hitting the gym,
however you want to think of it in your head.
Okay.
Oh, really quick, what are the,
people are asking me to ask about affirmations,
what are those?
No fucking way.
You know, no.
No, no.
Those are actually really cool.
OK, OK.
There are CS2.
You can, who the fuck did this?
There's CS2.
Let me see, CS2 affirmations.
I'm going to link those two.
You can play these while you death match
and you'll become 10 times better.
Is this for real?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
So you see the IP that I posted before the YouTube video in general?
Yes.
So remember how you opened your console earlier?
copy paste that IP and then just put connect.
So put connect before the IP.
So you'll put connect.
Can we show this or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, people will be able to join it
no matter what, so you're fine.
It's like a public deathmatch, so anybody could hop in.
But connect, paste, and then that IP.
It'll probably ask you to maybe download some like
plugins.
But yeah, listen to that.
There's affirmations while you deathmatch
and you can't go wrong.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay, cool, ooh.
Okay, so now that I'm done trolling,
some of this, I don't know, full psychopath behavior,
what I prefer to do when I deathmatch,
I turn down the volume in game, play music,
and I just endlessly play deathmatch for like hours,
but that's cause I-
Hours!
Yes, literally hours.
Wow.
But that's what I like doing, but find your own,
basically like the trick is,
define different ways that you can practice your mechanics and counter-strike.
So, deathmatch is probably like the most generic basic way of doing it.
Some people have like workshop maps that they like or whatever.
There's a billion different ways you can practice basically, but you have to do practice
outside of the games themselves to improve.
Okay.
Thank you.
Will we get to that?
Will we get more sessions?
down if you guys are done.
Absolutely.
I love it.
I love it more.
Oh yeah, but this is really helpful.
And we're going to apply, well, I'm
going to watch the VOD back.
And because I didn't retain everything,
but I retained a good amount.
And I'll be in this death match two hours a day.
Two hours.
Honestly, fuck the VOD.
Just keep hitting the death match.
Well, that'll literally, the death match
will solve half your problems,
because it'll start helping you just basically
move a lot easier.
A lot of things will start making more sense
as you just get reps inside the server.
That's why it's super important.
You know, like it just keeps...
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot
and it don't get frustrated dying.
You're gonna die a lot
and it's gonna be really annoying.
And that's why turning off the sound,
throwing on some music
and just like relaxing a little bit
while you do that is the best way to do it.
Relax.
In my opinion.
Yeah, yeah, actually.
Okay, thank you so much. Thank you. This is amazing. Yeah, GGs. GGs. Thank you.
Thank you. He thinks I'm fucking angry. Holy. It's so embarrassing. I went like one in nine,
one in seventeen, like, oh my God. No, that second one didn't count. Yeah. First one
The second one was crazy.
I don't know what's bullshit.
I don't know what's cheating.
I can't believe that was like a ranked premiere game.
Yeah, I'm on my main.
I mean, do you guys want to play competitive?
Or we can play...
I love competitive.
Or we can play premiere on my main.
Oh, no, no, sorry.
Or I can go on my ult, but then I'm just...
I feel like I'm ruining your guys' fucking games.
No, no, no, no.
Because, no, no, because of the trust factor shit.
I think cheaters are the worst.
I see.
It fucking sucks, but if you guys want to play premiere, I I got it too. We could also take a break play RV there yet
No
Doing the Ludwig thing where you're suggesting something, but you actually know we're not gonna do that
True way
Hmm.
Blocked.
That's crazy.
Also, we're never going to play that game again, right?
Like, there's no way.
There's just no way.
The air is gone.
It's over.
You never know.
We could finish it up.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
I kind of want to do it because Leslie's hyping it up.
Well, listen, if everyone wants to play RV there,
yeah, I'm in.
There's like other friend slop games, too.
There's a new one coming out.
What's it called?
I'm not sure.
But it's something about like you have to like cover up
a body together or something.
Oh, I saw that.
Oh, I saw that too!
Wait, it looks good.
Oh, we just played Counter-Strike until our fucking eyes start bleeding.
Like, who are we kidding?
Friend slot? Please.
I wanna play Counter-Strike. That's all I wanna do.
Everyday. All day.
It's so addicted, isn't it?
It is.
We had a long, like, a 10-hour session yesterday, and it was awesome.
I saw. I saw you guys playing with me on...
Yeah, we did.
We had Taric join, we had...
Wait, Taric played?
You won game one game and then we and then we went on a win streak
Yeah, it's so good
Well, I mean do you guys want to play one comp and then see I mean we have to go soon anyway
Well, not we do have to go in like an hour and a half. What where we going?
We squeaks are not going anywhere. It's it's kind of a thing. Uh, what will us in not it's like a it's an LA. Oh
Like a cool party or something
Yeah, I did it actually yeah, I can't sorry guys. I have my own party that I have to attend
And I'm bringing alcohol
Yeah, thanks for asking gin and tonic. That's my favorite
It's not like what you drink when like you want to look like you're drinking, but you're not actually drinking excuse me
That's gin and soda
It's classy, you know I drink alcohol, right? I
I
Wouldn't like say I know that
Tell us you do I I guess I believed it seriously like a red wine and watching traders. I is what I'm gonna do after stream
Watch you trade traders traders
Oh, like like on like on the what's it called the show?
Wait traders. Wait, what are you talking about?
Raiders the reality TV show
I've never heard of this. Is this about like the stock market? No
No!
Wait, you don't remember the Traders?
It's a show that's all the,
it's like The Avengers for reality TV.
They got a bunch of people from Survivor,
Real Housewives, you know, Bravo, all these people,
and they play like a game of mafia, but it's real.
Wait, it's real, in my way.
Yeah, like three of them are Traders
and nobody else knows.
Leslie, I'm not kidding you.
Literally watch an episode tonight.
Hooked, absolutely hooked.
Oh, after the party.
Oh, it's among us, but real
What are you talking about?
I was nice to you for so long
You want to play you want to queue
Mom didn't mean he did but I mean I
Like if it was someone else he would have been probably it's more sensitive
You know, but like that's like we're just starting our journey. So if we're just having
What's the context behind that?
Like what did you see that I did and he was like, oh, this guy's fucking brain dead.
And you know what?
I don't even think it was a bad idea that I think about it was like so it was it
literally wasn't it was about someone else.
I remember the whole thing.
I thought he said Abe is brain dead.
That's what he said.
Abe is brain dead.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm pretty sure we showed him like an exact clip from your stream.
And he went, yeah, from my, I never, I've never seen.
He didn't even look at the gameplay for something.
It was like really mean about you
Yeah it was like bullying, straight up bullying, straight up bullying
Yeah it was like really
And I said, Floon, that's not nice, that's my friend, eh?
And he said, he doesn't care
Yeah, but that's okay, do you wanna play?
Yeah, I'm getting him
We're playing comp though, sadly
Because I can't play with you guys
Ow, ow, ow
My rank is too high
Chad, this is so good for-
You can't throw him like, uh, you can't throw him on your main?
No. But on my Smurf it's low trust factor, so it's just cheaters.
Have you been-
I've been cheating.
Bad before?
Never. It's just the reporting. People report.
Oh, okay.
But I'm not cheating. You guys know that, right?
I wouldn't cheat at a video game like Counter-Strike.
Of course not.
That's a loser behavior.
I have a hot take where if you cheat in the game you deserve the worst like you prison time
Oh it is
What if it's a child that's cheating?
Okay.
Like, I stand by my beliefs at a game, minus one, at a game.
Come on!
Ow.
what?
not even a flashbang from the life can blind me
I don't even aim for heads, I aim for greatness
ow
Where is this last bot? Killing me!
Are we playing or are we deathmatching?
What's the strat?
We can keep deathmatching if you want.
No, no, no.
I don't think it ever ends.
It doesn't end.
No, no.
Look at the time at the top ring.
I thought it was ending eventually.
What?
You're on but you got the lobby on by you guys lobby
Never. No, it's just forever. You you do this to the day you die non-stop deathmatching
I didn't know
Okay, I accepted your trade it's weeks. Would you
Actually take my night from me don't do it because I can't trade it back to you for seven days. Oh
Oh, but then I wouldn't be able to give it back for seven days. But you would give it back. I'd give it back. Yeah, I'd give it back
You think I'm a jackass
No, no, I just wondering. Oh, sorry. I invited my mod back to it. You mean general Mitch. He's a freaking amazing chatter
Hey, Mitch, you want to play we get it?
He's a great chatter. Yes. Yes
No, I wouldn't I would it does not have 20k rating. Why I wouldn't give your knife away
I would keep it in safekeeping, but if you want to part with it for seven days, then that's your own prerogative.
No, no, no, I'm not giving it to you. I just want to take it.
I would have for sure taken it.
I won't give it to you.
Oh, okay.
Just to clarify.
Yeah, and we steam decks like that.
I'm not giving you that.
Steam decks for everyone and everyone's chat.
Do you guys want to do just Dust2 or Mirage?
Dust2?
What are we doing just all right, we're playing calm we're playing calm
Okay, because how we can't plant with this weeks on his main because he's too good
And then he can't play on his smirk because he's a cheater
Oh my god, I'm one game away from 25k. What the hellie?
What the hell you want to play with us? I'm down. I would be a hundred percent down
I'm not even kidding
I can't tell you your- fuck the ratings.
Wait, why would we fuck the ratings?
No, because we're going to lose for sure.
Without a doubt.
Why would we lose? Why would we lose?
Because we're playing in 25Ks.
Well, like it's balanced because it knows where.
Oh, I see.
Oh, yeah, so you guys got queued against a 25K.
Dude, they were cheating and everything was fine.
They were cheating?
Also, this is my LG.
LG, LG.
Let's play one good game, make it count,
And then, uh, you know, I'm gonna enjoy your party. Yeah, we do have a party. I'm so jealous
Squeak, no you don't I am I would I love you're always invited. Would you even though I wouldn't fly to LA for a party?
You wouldn't fly out. Would you guys one of our birthday parties? I still wouldn't
Would you fly for my birthday party come on?
Yeah, I know but I'm just honest. I'm honest. I just wouldn't it was like a big event
Yeah, I'd fly for a big birthday party. It's a big event. It was like the big three O's coming up for me
Would you fly for my birthday party 100% if you gave me three months notice I'd be three months like come on
What?
Oh my god, like it's a long flight.
It's just been up and go to New York.
So the answer is no.
It's not that long.
No.
The answer is not no.
Okay, wait.
I'm going to give you an alert.
September is my birthday.
I'm going to throw out a birthday party.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
We'll be there.
I'm inviting myself.
If you're for real, we'll be there.
Yeah.
It's just going to be in Central Park.
I'm just going to be sitting there.
It's not going to be a party.
We'll be together.
Yeah.
Oreo ice cream cake.
Oh, a whole cake.
Oh yeah, honestly, that sounds fun.
I'll send you guys my Amazon wish list.
I'll give you guys my throne for my birthday party.
Cat, mini cat.
Oh, they're up, they're up.
I'm on HP.
Nice.
One long. Fuck. I'm a freaking bubble. Bombs in sight.
Oh. Oh. And he's right. Thanks.
Oh. And I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We have, we have, we have, we have, we have a girl.
Say hi Squeaks. What? Just say hello.
Why? I'm not friendly. Okay.
Oh, no.
What the hell?
So clear.
What?
Oh, shit. I didn't buy it.
It's like you're preparing to say something, but just say something.
Oh!
Mid, mid, mid.
Mid, mid.
Up cat, potentially.
She went second.
I
They smoked mid to be
One's like kind of lower ish and then the other one is like mid and then one was like sort of maybe cat
I wanted to go for it
Chibley, big fan of your push to play Counter Strike today.
Fuck, Jackbox, fuck all this other shit.
We gotta keep that group playing Counter Strike.
Are you guys left with that?
That is, I've never seen someone who's so new.
It's such a fun group to watch in the morning.
Get them off of Jackbox.
Okay, this is good.
I'm warming this up.
I'm eventually going to ask the question if she's a fan.
No, you can't.
I will lead. You can't say are you a fan.
But it's gonna come out really naturally.
Please don't worry. Don't worry.
No, it's all really 20 minutes.
It's not going to be a natural play games.
It's gonna be hella slow.
I got to the top.
Oh, dinged mid.
Long.
Captain.
Two.
Another one.
That's two.
Kimberly, we should play.
I suck. I'm gonna ruin everything. I'm fucking with it. I always do this to when I
There's so many people I want to play with but I'm so fucking annoying I can't play
It's gonna happen so naturally.
Ned, Ned, Ned.
Grenade out.
One, one cat.
These guys on the other team are pretty good.
I think cat.
Cat.
Nice.
Two cat, one cat.
One more cat.
Bomb cat.
Xbox.
one's my doors one was cat are they coming out mid do you guys know cat
Okay, last, oh, cat.
I hit one first, I'm sorry to mount.
I'm from New York by the way, yeah, New York City New York City
Okay, oh I've it into smoke long
Yeah, yeah, I dropped it in spawn
I
Save
Bomb down
They flash
Oh
No, I'm such a fucking weirdo, I'm such a fucking weirdo
Like that
Okay nothing B yet.
Mid.
Oh.
I just got jumped.
Too mid.
What the fuck was that?
Counter strike moment.
Fuck.
Fuck everything.
I'm good.
No, no, no.
Come on.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Come on.
you can't scream no one's okay okay one long nice you don't get a fourth
yacht with all my utility and this is how we did better
I think so, why failin' and so would God to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so what did you guys learn today?
We learned a lot.
A lot of mirage stuff.
He did a great job going over mirage.
A lot of mirage stuff.
Yeah.
I know we're not showing it here,
but on mirage we would be owning them right now.
We really would.
Yeah, ow.
Ah, cuckoo.
Once to the side.
Truvy, thank you.
OK, nothing wrong.
They smoked mid.
It's like a good smoke, too.
These guys are good.
That could be a cat
One and be halls
One going up cat leg
I thought so
To two to cat
I need to like write skinnier.
I have like huge loop circles.
This is beautiful.
Admiral.
Okay, I'm walking in.
got this orange you never said
we're still gonna win we're only down and we lost this little
sorry I don't mean to make you that's embarrassing
embarrassing I'm like that be I'm coming to be notice for a minute just I'll be
upie upie upie
One's top mid lurking
Just a utile is good
It's my song?
It'll do me shit? Okay, I'm...
RPGing working class CS players. Not funny. I have seven jobs.
I'm gonna just jump out like that.
Some of your jobs today are typing in Borsons Chat.
During working hours.
One is on one.
Our car?
Nice try, nice try!
We win this, we win this, we win this, we win this, we win this.
I'm going to-
Well, have we put face it before?
No, we've never done it.
I don't think-
Isn't it like a separate server you have to set up and everything?
It's a whole separate thing.
It's easy to set up.
I mean, it's just like a- you just have to install a program and an anti-cheat.
I can help you guys.
Really?
Yeah.
I think the track is good.
What is face it?
It's like a third party matchmaking service.
Where the servers are supposed to be a little bit better.
Long one
Yeah, there's like it's supposed to be like more competitive
And less cheaters less cheat know a lot of racists
To inside I think yeah, oh
Yeah
She's yelling at me.
Ding!
Below window, below window.
Nice job.
Nice.
Watch everyone.
Do you guys like my knife?
Can I have it?
Yes.
No.
Oh, thank you so much.
You have a knife too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, I gotta see it.
I'll die soon and then I'll speck to you.
Leslie, do you have any shit knives that I could borrow?
I do I do. Oh my god. I'm like a really ugly. I want to borrow one. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh ray gets prior though
So I why other shit?
What the hell your second your second your second you can have you can have one
And Ava's third?
Well, you have a knife.
You have a knife.
Oh.
I hear a mid.
OK.
Another guy in mid.
Yep.
A lock hat going up cat.
Adventures assemble.
Nice.
I dropped him for yellow yellow
Dude they have good you tell he's cat, right I
Think they're going to be there's one guy. Oh, I think he's going to be okay. I'm pushing long
No, nobody answered.
Nobody answered.
What did she say?
Someone just bought me the game one day.
It's free.
It's a free game.
Who said it?
Not 10 years ago.
10 years ago? Was it not free?
She said it wasn't free.
I also didn't play 10 years.
She's been playing 10 years.
Flash by.
Throwing into grenade.
One... oh, two left.
One more mid.
I'll aim.
Nice, Ronny.
Okay, I'm on.
Oh
It's mine
I thought you're out long
Oh fuck, oh fuck, he is in the smoke, I'm so sorry.
We need out.
Chat, how do you play this?
Where do you go?
Jump up?
It's just so fucked.
Oh!
Good fucking play!
Good half good half
Wait Ray you play that perfectly. You just have to like keep walking somewhere
Be hold it you got stuck in your head is so good
Cuz he saw me long so it's like oh, yeah, I should leave
Yep, but then he was looking at me. Yeah, it's all good, but he was probably double. Yeah
Okay, I don't know if this is would you you ever hear that you sound like
You can't do that to me. I'm not engaging. I don't watch
I'm down to report it I'm locked no what was gonna say well tab right click no
No, no, no, no.
This is my main, this is my main.
I'll give you all knives to not report.
Oh, OK.
Deal.
Wait.
Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
2x3, 2x3, 2x3.
Let me do some 3x3.
Get the mill, ship, knives first.
Wait, what do you mean 2x3?
Oh, like, you already have that.
It's for squeaking, right?
One long.
You won't.
Double blackmail.
I should not have peed.
That was a little pee-pee guy.
You got David.
I got him.
I saw that.
Oh, jeez.
He's okay.
3
2
1
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
These are just all quiet.
These American women.
And here I'm seeing them piss me off.
I'm banning you for your own good.
What the fuck?
What are you talking to?
He just wrote that.
All right, what's the plan?
I'll smoke him in.
I'll do the double door smoke and then go up, Kat.
Is this things?
no it's not from here it's competitive it's a good game though
that's not good
something happened to my friends
I killed a suicide guy
one could be in the doors one mid double doors
fuck
I have a really good idea okay it just depends on your spawn
Okay, oh rush B
Don't do any no, no, it's a great spawn. I'm gonna flash you guys in we're gonna beat them there
Okay
Yeah
Oh my god three CT now good post plans
Oh, wait, one time, one time.
Can you watch times?
Okay, I'm watching doors.
Wait, what happened?
Okay, both of them.
Oh, okay, okay.
way we have to do it. Oh, yeah,
that's close. Oh, okay.
Nice.
Whoa.
I think the decoy was making people think it was done.
Oh, that was my battle of the decoy, guys.
Oh, it tricked me.
I threw it, and I meant to throw it out past and then it threw back on us.
Jumping again.
I just wanted to...
It could be lower.
Do I have any mods here to ban that guy?
Oh, I banned the wrong person.
This is the rare Squeak Chat ban.
Oh my god.
Behind you, Top Mid.
Nice.
Okay, nice one guy coming up cat was mid cat or CT?
How do you how was he there?
No, there's a guy who flanked me probably walked through be
Yeah, that was a weird weird
Lower
One lower. I knew it was there. I was like, I got lazy. I didn't clear it. Yeah, another
one. I was like, do you see me? I had my nade on. I was like, ah, come on. What are the
chances they send two? I did a fake clear. Fuck. Oops. Chat, what is low versus one?
wall
Are they the same
Planting for cat
One could be long
Five days
Hot off the art equals love
Three up
Chat, they need to take them. They need to send someone long.
Now, if the CTs push long, it's like a game.
Let's try it.
In that situation, since it was planted for Cat, you guys should push Cat together.
You clear it and hold it closer.
Then you guys can play cat.
Close my-
So for like all sitting in sight, you're gonna get pinched.
If there's a guy that came long, it's like an inch to lose.
True!
Makes sense, makes sense.
Yeah.
To Lozano, thank you for the prime.
Is Finaum in here?
Okay.
There you are.
Oh, I can buy.
I can buy one.
It's competitive.
Thank you
Oh my god my game they Molly long
Yeah, they play up like
They flashed mid
What are the chances they're holding this on Jake Tula?
What are the chances they're lower they hear my team?
What's up cat? Oh
Oh
He walked through be
of
I
Was that city wins this percentage wise
She's 33 hell
We have to buy unless we want to go play for time wait hold on let me let me look at our
rooms we can actually save save save save save save let's play for the oh but it's comp
it's comp there is no overtime bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
We're going for the wind, not the tide.
OK.
Sorry, I forgot.
We're not playing Premier.
Wait, Abe, come here.
Should we rush Cat?
Get close, long.
I'm going to flash through the door.
And you're going to kill this guy.
What?
Go close, long.
And on my flash, when it pops, you're running.
Nice.
I'm seeking a path.
They have no idea I'm here.
Let's go up.
I can hear them.
Oh, you smoked it?
One's elevator.
Can you smoke the cross?
Oh, the cross is smoked, actually.
Oh, no.
They smoked. Nice.
I definitely heard the sign goes.
I'm after a long.
Okay, I'm watching Cat. I'm watching Cat.
It's not.
I got one B.
One long.
Oh, hey, I heard cat.
Yeah, I hear it.
Last guy long.
Nice.
Last one.
Ty.
Meng.
Left side.
This is a beautiful play.
Pink, you got a mic?
Yeah.
What?
I owe a second pink I don't actually no
I can hear ya yeah
I can hear ya
Here ya
Can you flash?
I'm gonna flash the corner ready run run run run run run one cat literally if you're
Like a second earlier
Ty Ming
Elevator one cat last one
CT CT CT CT
Can you guys flash me out long?
Uh-huh.
I'll buy a flash.
Can I get a flash?
I'll drop a flash over there too.
Can I get a purchase?
Yeah, can I get a buy?
Two dollars and...
Yes.
Thank you.
Too early, too early.
No, no, no, no, no.
Flashing, flashing.
No key.
One elevator.
Oh good, we don't have to take it.
Yeah, yeah, it's probably smart to reset.
Guys, can you back out?
You guys should all group and go B.
I think we should all group and go B.
I
Like through spawn through spawn through spawn
Let's go through spawn, but they're gonna rotate by the no no no no
I think there's gonna you're gonna catch one and there'll be one to trade inside
Well, probably just just go just you guys
Lower lower
Nice what a shot holy fuck
Yeah, the unfortunate thing was like we
Yeah, so but she didn't hear the strat oh
Badly I'm gonna go lower
I think we can still win this.
Yeah, no, that's impossible.
And we can tie.
Oh, OK.
Oh, that was wrong.
My turn to flashback.
Oh, fuck.
OK.
Oh.
They flashed me out.
Cat and a nade and smoked.
Oh
Mid left side
My butt I should have watched the blood
Don't oh my god, what a round I can't believe it that was really fun
I don't usually meet such nice people in
in a random solo queue game.
So yeah, anyways, goodbye.
And we're gonna shut up.
Ha ha ha.
Oh my God, bruh, shut up.
Let's report her.
Babe, say sorry right now.
Say sorry.
No, because now you instilled the fear.
This is actually why women don't play solo.
Because we get told to shut up.
And now they don't.
Sina, no, it's Sina.
Sina.
Yeah, but you guys want to play another GIF?
Yeah, but it's not a match.
Let's add more, let's add more.
Cue again, cue again, cue again, cue again.
Okay, I'm triply locking in now.
It's fine that this is not Premiere.
I don't have to play Premiere.
It's good practice.
It is good practice.
You're right.
It's good practice.
I just have a severe addiction, I think, to premiere.
It's really bad.
Yeah, it's hard not to be rank obsessed in this game.
It's such a bummer.
I know.
I wake up in the morning in solo queue.
I've never done that before.
I've seen you, honestly.
You can lay that down.
Even late at night, I'm like, oh my god.
And late at night.
Yeah.
You have a problem.
Problem.
Abe's been doing it.
But Ray, you've gotten way better.
You've gotten way better.
I'm telling you, we should we should we ask Cindy to join or no, she really is too late, too late.
Wow.
We can play.
You better squeaks.
Well, if I real rank is, you know, because I think, you know, like, I'm not seven K, right?
You think I'm higher than that?
Okay, I'm going to be, I'm going to be completely honest.
I don't know the rankings like at all.
I don't know how good 20 K is 15 K or whatever.
But don't you have like 20,000 hours in this game?
Yeah, but the new ranking is different.
Like score your rank.
I so a lot of it is bullshit because it just remembers
when you played a long time ago.
It remembers your base.
Like I keep getting scored low because my base is ass.
But I would say, I would say you've gotten way better and you're only going to go,
you're going to find you're going to easily carry games, the more you especially deathmatch.
Like all these smokes and shit. I might literally get a new steam account.
No, no, deathmatch on this one. I think I have to. No, no, no, no, no, no. You just got a deathmatch.
Yeah, I think I need to. Wait, why, why deathmatch? What does that do?
Because you're just going to get better mechanically. Like at lower ranks,
Whoever has the best aim carries the server.
It has nothing to do with like execs or smokes or flashes.
It's just like if you out aim someone, you win.
Just win.
My problem is with solo queue,
my teammates will start slurring at each other
and then one of them kills the other and then we're down to people.
Yeah, solo queue is fucking hell on earth.
I'm sorry.
But there's nothing I can do.
It's not that hard.
Oh, nuke, nuke, w, w.
Five stacks.
If you put it the same five, you will all get better together.
OK, we lock in a five stack.
Yes, I see you guys have a five stack.
Don't you guys have one like me on bacon?
And me, I'm not like locked in locked in.
I think they can bacon's locked.
Bacon is locked.
Me, I might be locked, could be locked.
I don't think so.
I think she plays for friendship.
Oh, yeah. But she still happens to be really good at things.
And that's what is so stupid.
She has great aim.
She's like an aimer.
Top-fragging and doesn't even like that.
Yeah, she doesn't even care.
She's like, uh, go.
Oh, guys.
Oh, fine.
Getting ahead.
4k.
OK, 4k.
I guess.
And then she's like, Valor?
I'm like, how?
How are you?
You don't even try?
It hurts me that she top-fracks.
And then she'll be like, OK, Valor?
Oh, we're trying so hard.
They get going to God!
Clutching from the third.
From the best of the war.
And we're, yeah.
And I got one of the 17.
What are you guys playing?
I love playing outside.
I like going ramp.
OK, I'll play outside.
I'm obsessed with outside.
Oh, you can play outside.
You can play outside.
He loves outside.
Yay.
Yippee.
Out squeaky.
Eh.
Nice.
I'm rotating to A.
Bomb down.
Oh
No
What
Wait
You made me laugh they went out a
No
Slay
Let them in
I didn't open the door. They opened it. Yeah, you say hello
That's relatable aid
Hundred
I
Was already out
Fuck you know how Peter is like I will I'll name my first born after you
I'm confident he is of us clutching the wrap because he would never do that. You know what I mean
The lower they think you'll clutch
Okay. Oh, we have an AFK here. Oh, sorry. Out of one. Uh, here. Oh, no, ramp. I don't
know. Ramp. Radio. Nani? Oh, I, uh, sorry. Oh, that's one of them. One more in there.
They're running back.
There's one red.
Alright.
They're running it.
Is there guns anywhere?
Oh
Show us how you're happily married
Thanks for saying that I agree
I don't know. Okay. No, you know, let's say for next. Say for next. Let's have another one for the next round. Yeah, sorry my bad
I forgot one dough next
I'm gonna play extra triply googly safe. They're smoking outside. I
Let that they're going to secret. Yeah going secret
I
Wait lobbies clear. Oh my gosh
A lot outside
Well, there's no way he's holding
I don't believe that. There's just no way.
I thought, fuck. Outside, outside.
Zalore, thank you. There's no way, man.
Everyone's stream sniping.
They are up there.
Up there, yes.
Everyone's stream sniping. I'm a streamer. I'm a spoiled streamer.
One's up on top of Secret, right past the...
Everyone's stream sniping. Everyone's cheating.
cheating the server is lagging they haven't added cash and CS gamble dot-co
YOLO hook sale thank you for the prime
Dude
Yeah, yeah, it reloads it takes a long time
This guy is good
Yes, go lounges down. Oh, is that a gambling one?
It's just too fucking
Nice green
That outside control fuck oh bomb ramp yeah
Dude he's he's a menace
I'm gonna push him before he reloads that thing
Where do I buy one of those they're going to
I'm gonna flash in, ready?
Stand behind me.
No, no, I'm flashing.
Try flashing.
Heaven?
Look out, he's open.
Ha ha ha.
There we go.
He's dead.
Whoa!
Fire hot.
Yellow knife.
Oh, I'm gonna flash in.
I should have stuck it you would have had enough time
not to micro manage if I ran around where I ran around the pillars because the fire was
longer the side that you were facing I think others you know what I mean was it yeah I
I probably should have stuck it.
It's OK.
Hindsight 20-20, you couldn't know.
No, no, no.
I think it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, by the way, A players, you guys
have to maul your secret squeaky every round.
Oh, wait.
This guy's like that.
I like this guy.
Ready, go.
I thought I just did it.
I hate holding ramp.
Watch out for the zoos.
Red red red
Oh, I killed two on accident
Wanted under
one ramp and ramp hurt I need to kill that guy I'm not cheating it happens
I'm 24.9 how sad is that you love it I think you like it right where do you want to hold
where do you want to play I like holding a okay go away I'm a bro wait brawny can
Shut up shut up shut up shut the fuck up say it
One more lobby
They're planning lower
I'm not sure what's going on.
Fortnite?
Nice.
Okay.
Damn.
Yellow.
Next up.
Okay.
No!
Yellow!
Damn!
Ha ha ha!
Nice job.
Yellow, you got a mic?
Ha ha ha!
Okay, sorry.
What a clear line.
Holy shit.
What a rush.
Ha ha ha!
What a rush
My husband yellow.
Oh, a chocolate hot set.
Outside.
the
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my god. Just too locked in. I like his voice. I wish I could
steal it. Tell him that. Like copy cross hair but copy voice. Is that weird to say that
a human being? That's such a compliment. I like your voice. I wish I could steal it.
I thought you didn't have a mind you there. Oh, sorry
Yeah
I'm here.
Nice.
Nice shot.
I've arrived.
Whoa.
10 cigarettes a day for half of a year.
Oh, what brand?
What brand?
American Spirit.
Let's fucking go.
That's the only brand that matters.
I'm here.
Fuckin' go, that's the only brand that matters.
You try Marlboro Reds?
Fuck, though.
No, it's hardcore, it's hardcore.
I know nothing, guys.
I know nothing, I'm trying to fit in.
I'm trying to make a friend, I'm trying to make a friend.
You sound like you know what you're saying.
No, I have no idea.
Sorry, I'm just trying to make a friend of yours.
I think he did.
I'm adding him.
Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.
I'm adding him.
Let him add you, let him add you.
Oh, Power Move.
Whoa, keep watching a ramp here
Wait perfect need
Oh
On site
Oh, yes
That wouldn't fit
I'm not sure what the fuck is going on.
Oh, I see.
All their boats?
Horseside?
Fuck.
Where are you guys from?
What?
Squeak!
Ramp.
Oh, what are you, what?
I'm running, I'm running.
Thank you.
Where are you guys from?
I'm running.
Where are you guys from?
I'm running.
What are you guys from?
What?
Watch your ramp.
I'm outside.
Oh, he's out A.
Where's my A player?
Oh, hell no.
Fuck! Where's my A player, man?
This is a test of the mod response time.
It's just a the zoo said like learnable is it good should we get this no no it's like
nothing oh
You're saying I would have done it instantly. I'll never I'll never moderate it is someone I see in force and share
Sorry, especially the things you've typed
anyone
Yeah, yeah
Come on, buddy.
Two lobbies.
Pay them? No!
Aw.
And two.
One tier roof.
Camelos, they even have a tier one.
Pay us? No!
Oh my god. Oh my god. What a play. The trigger discipline. That was almost really bad. That
was so good. I probably should have shot the other guy that had his gun out. No, no, no.
then no no that was you waited for the second guy to come out yeah let's go
fast day maybe if maybe if you step forward like yeah yeah it was
all right we're too fast day fast day runny run outdoor knife out knife out
knife out knife out knife out I've got a gun gun gun
push push push no brakes no brakes no brakes no brakes
a flat flat flat flat orange orange orange orange
outside one one outside one outside
oh actually
I like that gun
last guy heaven
oh wait for the wind nice
good round nice job nice job everybody nice job every time you do that makes you
want to do it every time do it do it yeah oh my god I've heard that in so
Many years
One more push push in behind you oh, we're pushing out
He got an AK says
He's going up one heaven one heaven our heaven
I'm planting below
That dad nice shot a whole week
Letting be
Yeah, we're silo
You got it a ramps a bit today bitch. No, no a bit today. I know keep peeking keep eating you got this
Let's go ramp
Fucking noobs
I know you act
Yeah, we have guns
What if I we all well we could smoke and then we could go secret, baby
You know smoke
I'm gonna watch Lobby bush
Nope
I'll clear double just a plant left side of silo
One bathroom.
Ow, I want to stop.
Nope.
Oh
Oh brother
You're so good
It was a good plant. We needed a
Yeah, me
One credit card
After that round I can't kill one guy.
That blue box outside.
One secret.
Mwah.
Nice.
One hut.
one hut and one outside squeaky squeaky and mini last time mini that was really
good. Damn. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
bye please. Hey, great round. Can I
have a knife? Thank you. No, no, no.
Leslie. I don't know how to do it.
How do I, how do I buy? How do I buy?
Oh, I dropped an AK. I dropped an AK.
I dropped an AK. Thank you. Did I, did I buy
Yes, thank you.
Oh, I did not know.
You're not right.
Oh, thank you.
You're my tracking.
I forgot the bathroom.
I got all of them.
our norm one secret was he on the windows oh my god I feel like I'm losing
my mind
Oh my god, the blood's scared me.
I bet he went downstairs.
I'm playing football.
Oh, nice try.
I fucked up.
Nice try.
I'm fucked.
Hello?
Hi.
I'm back, I'm back.
Oh, we were asking about where you were.
Oh, so I had to go to the bathroom.
Oh, it's all good.
I put the stream on my phone so I could make sure I didn't miss the next round.
Save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save.
I know you missed the stream.
Save.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
Hey, who, who, who fight?
Oh, he has a gun, doesn't he?
get down outside right side right side out of the garage
brafters
have your jingle
I'm using my counter strike voice on you Abe. I'm nervous. Yeah, it's near hell. You alright?
I know, it's because I'm not secure with my current voice. No, no, no one wants to hear.
They're pushing long.
They don't sound like that.
They're pushing long.
I got a shaky voice.
It sounds like I'm always nervous.
Why is no one saying no, you don't?
Well, your normal voice is like, it's not like shaky.
It's just friendly.
You have a very manly normal voice.
Thanks.
You sound inquisitive.
Oh.
Yeah, you do.
I do inquire.
I'm glad you're burning great great they pushed out Lobby let's go lower I'll smoke
little site planning to smoke. There's this police voice we know.
I'm so sorry. One's lower.
Where?
Man.
Ow!
What did you say?
Fuuuuck!
Where?
Bathroom.
I'm so lost.
Grow up!
What in the heck?
No, it's not there!
Run!
Where the fuck is the bomb?!
How are they so fast?!
So fast where's the bomb where's the bomb in sight it right under you
608
No, it's the same in every game like is it a coordinate? What is it? No, it's just a classic 7355 608
Wow
your name it's from like because you were a speaker right what do you mean by
that
oh I can't live your life
after I tried to kill you
I'm down
Oh, frickin'
frickin' frickin'
Time to have to leave, Leslie.
Probably, we should go at like 6.30, right?
Okay, okay.
2A?
On top of 5, on top of 5.
And, uh, yeah, by the pillar on A site.
I'm gonna go all in
One is on top of hot B is should be bald unless it isn't I'm bald are you be I'm B
Oh god, this is for you buddy.
I'm bald.
Fuck my stupid, chungus life.
One bat.
I got boomed.
Hi?
Ming.
What?
I've never seen someone clear that angle like this.
What a clear.
What a freaking clear.
Okay, wait, all right, I'm sitting up
10 10
Let's rush ramp
Okay
Fuck it, we're forcing go rush ramp rush ramp we're forcing I will sacrifice myself
Run through the fire
I'll take the three days for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Go lower, go lower.
Oh, well, who threw that?
I thought it was the bomb.
Go, go, go, go.
Get the plan, get the plan.
Primp, primp.
Boss time.
One opping ramp.
Oh, this guy's down here.
down here. No way. That was
crazy. What? At least you got him. At least you got him.
You thought it was me. You thought I was a bad guy. I attacked Leslie.
That's the enemy killer. What are you doing? I got him. I got him. But thank god.
The Molly's crazy. Why would you Molly that? That was something.
We were good distraction
I have no you tell what we do I play default. Let's see if they push
Okay
Be careful up there
One-offing ramp take it
I
Wish I hit that guy a lot you 100% win this he's back site
Last guy was an offer and he was ramp. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so it could be heaven soon
is this the way it's like this perfectly
Even you because the bet was low
Wait, oh, can I get a drop
100 is a lot
100 is low for me
Whatever
I
Want a disaster they crunch us
Guys guys we got crunch
Sorry, sorry green man. We're letting our teammate down you went guys
Guys I'm gonna cry
Guys or hey, can I get a drop?
uh-huh
Oh, run to get it
Oh, sorry
Oh
Sorry
I have to use the bullies?
I'm gonna throw a D-boy because it's all I could afford
One's on mini
Okay, one is C.C.
Two outside.
Oh, no.
Let's group ramp. This is our best bet.
No, overtime? No, not in Com.
Okay, let's group ramp. There's a guy there.
I'm just trying to...
Five!
You have a gun, by the way, Ray.
Oh!
I try.
I try. I try.
It just ends as N.
No!
How unsatisfying is that?
What is it?
Why did you do that?
It's like a tie, like who are we kidding here?
A tie?
A freaking tie.
Oh.
Master Guardian 2.
Master Guardian 3!
Oh.
MG2 on Nuke.
This map specific ranking is so stupid.
Yeah, I don't really like it.
No, it's so goofy.
Yeah, it's just like on one map is silverly on another your MG to another your legendary equal master on another your
I don't like that. I don't know. They're gonna be
Unsatisfying let's req it's so why is it okay? We have time for one more like actually one more. I assume Roger does too then
okay, yeah, yeah
Different competitive maps or like oh like types of comp premiere face it like
What does it involve just make their own face it?
That's a great question.
Or just make premiere like that good where you can't cheat.
And that's a good question.
Yeah, it's crazy that face it is like, like not in the game.
Like it's just a separate thing altogether.
Gabe is on his third yacht.
He does not give a shit about anything.
Gabe Newell is chilling.
He has no clue.
He's updating deadlock.
Wait, same person?
Yeah.
Same lot.
Game rule.
The guy who's running Valve.
Makes deadlock.
Deadlock, Counter Strike, Love for Dead 2, Half-Life 2.
He's got a good roster.
Have you tried deadlock?
Yeah, I've played a lot of it.
It's good.
Do you really like it?
That's really good.
Let's roll.
I've heard.
I'm trying not to like it.
Why?
I want my life to only be counter strike until the year is done until the year is done, dude, until your whole year of streams
is going to be counted strike. I respect that. Well, mostly off stream, but I'll stream it sometimes.
That's it off the wall.
Oh, oh, OK, we know how to play this.
I'm going cat every time, no matter what, I'm playing consistent.
Don't ask me for a smoke. I'm not smoking.
Yeah, just play the same spot every time.
Yeah.
Hello?
Hi.
Hey.
Got a mic?
Yeah.
All right.
Nope.
He got you, actually.
Wow, what a funny guy.
He actually got you.
I know what I heard you.
Oh.
What?
Oh, my god, you guys are getting
excited right now.
Hey, smokes.
One palace to a ramp. Oh, there's two a ramp.
It kills. We did our job. Yeah, you did our job. I didn't do anything.
Oh, good shit. We
dude, one day will be high enough ranked where we'll be able to premiere with Squeaks
and he'll be excited to play with us.
Yeah, right. Yeah, I think.
Yeah, right.
It's going to happen.
Dream on, dream on this year.
We'll be high enough for it.
No way, no way.
Give yourselves like 30 years to catch up to me.
Hey, I'm terrified.
one palace they're not like committed oh they are
I
Let me clean this up
Yes
Okay, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, squeeze. How much damage did you do to our teammates?
Zero
It said you attacked to oh, I think I did
I said happily married attack
Out mid fuck my stupid
Whoa
Top mid
Right side or left side?
Did I hit this? No, right? There's just no fucking way
I just gave up and he couldn't kill me
I just took out my knife
Oh
Come on no. No we are
But we have to double-save I'm gonna do my new flashbang trick
Who wants a free kill on a
Hey you ready? Oh
I'm dead.
Wait, where'd he go?
Bombay ramp.
Let's re-execute this.
I'm going to go C.T.
The fuck are they doing? One of them has one HP.
Was that him?
Did one have one HP? Oh, I hit a man 68 in full.
That's basically one HP. Come on.
That counts. That counts.
I'm saving this round.
I did hit two people.
Okay bye bye bye bye bye bye.
I'm not the only one that can't afford.
Smoke mid.
Flash is A.
I'm blind.
You sandwiched out one's out palace
So bad
I'm going to smoke a ramp, uh, oh, you just five sake.
I don't hate this.
Actually, let's just do that.
Like hiding spots.
Okay.
I'm just like hide let him out
of course they're not here
they're smoking from mid
they're not here like connoissements but we don't know yet
window smoked of course
Of course.
I got it, we can retake us five.
Freaking course, bro. A freaking course.
I'm a lawnmower, I'm a lawnmower.
Oh my god, that's not a smoke.
I thought that was a smoke.
What a good idea.
I thought it was smoke.
It was a nade, naded it, and just peaked and died.
Oh wow.
Oh, wow.
Okay, we got guns and stuff now, and I have my new tech, that flametop.
Can you walk up the stairs here, uh, soundly?
Yes.
One dead mid.
Could be out mid.
Those are eggsack.
I'm gonna be flashing it three two one
One palace one up one palace remain
Okay, me and blue are working up
He's on Tetris
Dude you broke his ankle
10 bullets. Also, he hasn't planted, so you can go.
Did he get the bomb? Yeah.
I
He's totally gonna go back a is any
Hi
You're a giga Chad
Ain't no way you point out ten bullets and then she actually
Can get how many bullets did you need at the end there?
Okay, so much smoke a rat no
Did we win or did we win we won we won he won he's my crew managing just like Ray
I have power control.
A lot B. A lot B. They have shotguns B.
I'm leaving A.
One more minute.
Surely there's no one A ramp holding us right?
Nice A.
Double low. Double low.
Those guys are glazed donut.
I freaking love donuts.
Lit lit lit. Top man.
Lit?
I got him.
Where? Which side? Right left? Where?
I had him four times! Five times!
He's so lit! He's so lit!
Six times, AIM! Six times!
Plus AIM! Plus AIM!
Plus AIM!
Oh, I see.
I had him four times!
Four times!
How much did you add him for?
50 bucks.
Okay, I had him for 45.
I'm a constitute.
Yeah, I agree. It's the majority. I'm actually on your side.
I'm gonna molly A ramp.
I'm flashing top mid. I hear apps. Oh, that's a perfect smoke. Freaking. You hear V apps?
I'm giving up mid. I'm going. I think I made that up. Yeah, here I am. Two, two, two.
Okay here we go Xbox record this I threw I threw I'm so sorry inside awareness nice
save one more bench
Oh one gifted
I
To gifted
One gifted
Oh, thank God
I start believing when you got that first go
you don't need a head armor by the way
I always forget this so we don't need a helmet if we're defending
yeah because they have AK's that'll one shot us in the head anyway
okay so the AK is better than the suppressed gun
well it's just harder to control recoil-wise
I see him.
Flashing top mid.
I hear Aps.
Aps, Aps, Aps, Aps, Aps.
Aps, Aps, Aps, Aps.
Is that how the song goes?
I'm an anchor.
They might be coming.
Aps. We hear a bunch of them
stepping constantly.
The leaves?
I'm gonna do here two three three. Can I talk noise I was freaking ones
Can you make noise like you're rotating yeah, oh no, they're either either
They're they're they're not we actually have to rotate
Up a top up a top. You want to see some schmoove Matt?
One CT one CT
I have to actually pick my nose
Oh, nice.
Oh, my God.
The whole day.
You're doing great.
They started freaking out.
I registered the whole team.
Good shot.
Leslie, you should aim at them through the wall.
Like if you know, like generally, instead of like clearing every angle.
If you pre-aim a wall, you're gonna kill them so many times.
Pre-aim a wall.
Yeah, yeah, like through the wall.
Instead of like hugging an angle like you're doing and like micro-adjusting for every angle,
I'll shoot you looking through walls more.
Looking through walls more.
Yeah, like aim where they're going to be.
Okay.
And that's how you clear an angle.
Like, don't like peek and then move your crosshair second.
Does that exist?
Yeah.
So just pre-aim.
Like have your crosshair ready.
Pre-fire.
I need to do pre-fire exercises, I think.
Is your aim is insane?
They're on site A by the way.
It's impossible.
One ramp.
One C3.
Two on site.
One.
Oh nice.
That was good advice, Leeks.
I think I understand what you're saying.
Basically pretend you have wall hacks.
Exactly.
Pretend you have wall hacks and then you'll end up killing them.
Because you don't have to move your mouse as much then.
For me, it's basically object permanence.
Like I've been playing it for a while.
Like I've been playing like the they disappear the second they you know, they repeat. Yeah, yeah
I've been every angle you're re aiming but your crosser should be there already
Wait guys, I'm about to be crazy. I think I learned like I unlocked my brain just now. W W's in the second
This is he said he said to be aware your crosshair
Be halls going underpass underpass, yeah
Want to push I know I shouldn't but I want to I'm hungry
I'm out of here, so where are they well we heard the
probably apps but yeah I'm in
oh there's one really lit me nice I'm
more. Dead. Lower dead. Can I just see him underpass? Yeah. Nice. I looked at the
freaking belly. You guys distracted me. Belly. Belly. The fuck? I was like, what the fuck
is it one spamming this for belly this is our side surely let's contact be okay
okay I'll tell you guys when to start walking I mean you guys don't know I'm
just talking to games Dean no no no just a contact here yeah okay start
walking here walk walk walk
we're gonna start running now one window
inside also one is a market back side
Still
Nice
Abe no planting until everyone's dead
He calls it being the bomb bitch, you know bomb bitch. Yeah
I'm kind of the bomb bitch
You are the bomb, bitch.
Thanks.
Bitch, you're the bomb.
Hey, you're the bomb, baby.
One window left side.
Bitch, you're the bomb.
I'm going in with a rapid ambush.
I'm going to just leap peeks.
Why does he shoot me?
I don't know.
He hates you.
They all do.
Hey, come on, man.
No, no, no.
Kat.
He's gonna crash.
Okay.
Okay, I'm cheating and my cheats are fucking awful.
I need a refund.
YouTube bubbles
Anyone got the smoke line up yeah, oh, I could do a slow one
Even know which one we're talking about
I don't even know.
Ronny, you don't have a gun.
You don't have a gun, Leslie.
He literally doesn't have a gun, Leslie.
No, you.
No, you don't have a gun.
Oh, yeah, I don't have a gun.
Sorry.
Take the smoke, uh, blue.
Uh-oh.
I'm throwing smoke.
I threw the CT one.
I just ran away.
I'm just gonna rotate and just fake. Yeah
They just double smoked palace. Oh
Let's take the bomb be yeah, yeah, I'd be site
Wait walk walk walk
could be cat. Okay, what are we walking? Go, go, run, run, run, sorry, sorry, sorry,
run, run, run, run. Cat. Plant, plant, plant, Leslie. Plant. Planting. Nice.
I
One market ish, I think yeah
Market that the blue last time down
We've got you on purpose I saw
He literally said anything for the kill. I did in my head. I actually said that yeah in my head
100% 100%
He really wanted to take the kill from you
Rude squeaks. I know I'm rude
It's okay. Sorry
Yeah, I can drop
Thank you
That's my window. Oh, I have the line up. I think
I've got connector.
I'm hungry guys.
Did I grab fistfuls of pasta?
As soon as I hear someone running, I rat out.
Good.
Come on, run away.
Everyone's mid, don't you want to do it?
You fool.
I
Have a
I've a I've a I've a can you guys come in?
I just thought this guy would hold I thought he was holding it I
I
Was going one more the last guy there last guy there
Okay
Okay, every round we must smoke connector and top mid that's I got connect your smoke if we smoke connector and top mid
Then we should split B
Okay, you guys got top you guys got mid
I'll do it.
What smoke are you doing, Leslie?
Connector connector.
Perfect, perfect.
Split B.
Brain bomb.
Perfect.
Wait, start walking.
Let's just wait for our cat guys.
Connector missed.
You're supposed to stand on the trash can.
Wait, don't peek, don't peek.
There are many parts.
Can you guys throw in on the fly smoke?
Another one connected.
Yeah.
I'm smoking.
Come up, come up, cat.
coming up cat let me go first. No, it's all good. One window, market window.
He's dead.
I'm playing for the win you guys go for the kills
kills
who asked if it was planted did it wait games Dean run out a I got God flashes
for you. Leslie, you're so funny. Ah, my memory is going. It's age. But you could like hear
it bro. Okay Leslie, should you do the connector? You stand here. But this is a different one.
I believe in you. But it missed like really bad. I'm 30 health from there. Okay, okay.
So stand here and then where do I shoot? Um, and then. Perfect. You, uh, it's already.
On balcony? Oh, nice, nice, awesome. One jungle. One jungle. Good shit. Good kills.
two dead you guys should group and go B holes together together together oh even
better and the GG it's over you win
This is so all in.
Nice.
Torturer, thank you for the prime.
I'm running out of a good spawn.
Can you guys flash over for me?
Oh, I think I have that one smoke, it's the 4th heart.
Yeah, I got connected this time for sure, I will not mess this up.
Ohhhh, damn.
I'm not shooting you now.
Oh, look, everyone cover your eyes.
Bro.
Oh, he did make it.
I'm reloading at the open, oh my god, oh my god.
One guy in the window, peeking like a freak.
Oh my god!
One CT, two jungle.
Two jungle, two jungle.
Two jungle, one CT.
Jim, jump up.
Okay.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, noob.
Two inside, one of them's hurt.
Both there, last two there.
One more.
Nice.
Yep.
Nice!
What a shot!
Holy shit.
You are a shooter.
She may not know when the bomb is planted.
She may not know if we're attacking or defending,
but let's shoot her.
That was sick.
That was actually really sick.
We figured it out.
It's the wall hack method.
She's not a thinker.
The wall hack method, you're right.
Yeah, I know this.
Yes.
I'm thinking.
Leslie, you are her.
Wait, what?
You're so...
On the other team.
Bruh.
You've got shooters everywhere.
They called you by your first name.
Was that cool when I said that?
How do you know they were talking to you?
Oh, we need to get a spot.
Huh?
Leslie's typing.
Click click click click click click.
Who's site who was it?
Can you guys come up Conor now?
Yeah, yeah, we're we have a good smoke here so I'm just gonna run up.
Yeah.
Nice let's take B.
Oh, fuck.
Planting.
Yeah, last two are going to be both going to come in.
Isn't that like a cool design you can do here?
With a bunch of straight lines.
You can make a curved line.
Isn't that interesting?
Only by using straight lines.
The vertexes of the line create a curve.
It's just interesting.
Oh, you guys want a straight line?
No time, right?
I will save my gun to the next round.
That's straight okay we won we won good job
AVE run babe I got perfect flash for you run out a knife out run out a just run
knife out you have the best one ever and I got God flashers do I shoot them
Shoot them as soon as you see them.
One plus one.
Run, run, run.
Triple what?
Ow, ow!
I smoke the CT!
Smoke the CT!
I think they're close with CT.
So I got an extra um, does anyone have a ticket booth smoke? Yes, I do. Oh
Dude, we should do that every time because it'll be so easy to take
Yes
All right, I got a smoke for mid window here here, I'll put my oh
Yeah, wait this
Holy saw the hype train
Looks pretty
I did it end up simple going that way anyway, I guess good luck on the rest of your stream. Hope you win
Double unite one jungle
Mollying Jumbo
Taking B
Severely uncomfortable
Let's go out one
Window her bench
Bench
head
I have to reload
They're here though
He's out
One thing one thing guys is the whole point of like mid smokes is to use them
So if we go too slow the mid smokes disappear and if they repeat we're fucked
It's like when the mits most are down. We just have to go before they disappear. I I can okay, so let's throw the mits most and then
Yeah, yeah, we could do that. Let's try it. Okay. I
Got a connector one coming in three two one
So poor like it the gig of porous
Let's freaking go and run up cat together run up cat
And someone do it on the fly
I don't have you till
Here I'm dead
Bench
Mine's like 50
this one cuz this one is like it's so easy not right now but I'll show you
later you gotta go for it you gotta do it I'm gonna go fellas why can't why
don't we just take a if we had ticket booths hope we win we do we do we do here
I'm gonna put a scope for you Lucy oh he James Dean got it
Damn it, Dean.
Dean!
Thank you, clenches fist.
Like, now that smoke is down, we either have to go there or we son.
We don't. We don't.
We don't have another smoke.
We don't.
Oh, shi-pull.
One stairs.
The train.
Two connector.
I'm going to fall back to you.
I'm on site.
I'm so sorry.
30 seconds.
I was thinking I was thinking we go to the thing and we come back when play that yeah, I'm down. I'm
Oh, I was thinking, I was thinking we go to the thing and we come back when playing.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go for a bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We go for a bit.
don't go what the fuck we have to go we have to go we definitely have to go we
definitely have to go we can't I'll type it I'll type it to you I'll type it to you
we we we have we we say hello we get some we and we get some nice food we
All right, you guys y'all wait
If we do one more that is actually risky and we guys you have to go to the funeral what the hell
Like I just I'm sorry to leave. We'll play more later. We'll play more later. Okay, good news guys
Squeaks are you still playing a break? Yeah
Hell no, I'm not lying
I'm spending the children. Oh my god. Wait. Hold on. Let me actually let me let me let me put my hair
Let me come on here comb your hair the children are coming. Yeah, the children are coming. You have to babysit
Okay, hold on. Straighten up, sit up, posture check. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, don't slur, don't really do.
Okay, I'm ready.
Let me see, let me see.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Well, you look so...
You look so...
Friendly.
Yeah, yeah, friendly.
Really friendly.
So...
Is he fruit? Is the screen? No, no, I'm just holding this. I'm just waiting. Oh
Gigi's bye-bye Gigi's bye
Don't know that you guys it's about to come in
Don't fuck this up for me, you understand?
Don't fuck this up, be in your best behavior.
Hold, dude, don't use the fucking weird emotes, you understand?
Be fucking cool, there's a lot of new people.
Good morning, everybody. How's it going, Brofist?
Today, I'm gonna get to 25K in Counter-Strike 2, all right?
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Let's get started.
So first things first, I'm gonna go ahead and hit play.
All right.
Now, here's the thing about playing Premier.
The most important thing is having a good attitude.
you
I think it's going to be great.
Hey, Squeaks.
Squeaks, are you there?
Squeaks, this isn't you, man.
Squeaks, I feel like if I don't stop you now, you'll never stop and I can't figure out how to undo the rain
It's real bad, man
Even Chimbley's watching that because people oh god it's over. Oh god
Good luck everybody
Look, I think the only the only cure is if the queue pops
The only way
We smile if you eat pussy.
Oh my god.
And just like that folks, let's go ahead and accept it without a freaking care in the world.
Let's see if we're able to get a W in our belt.
Who's with me?
W's in the chat.
Hopefully they accept otherwise we'll just go right back into queue and get started on
the game um golly I wonder what maps they're going to choose to ban
No way.
Awesome.
Um...
Hopefully they don't ban dust, too.
That's actually one of my favorite maps.
What's your favorite map?
Do you see your favorite map on the screen?
Nuke! That's right! Nuke is a great map! I'm going to start CT side. Do you guys like CT side?
Great! Well, I think I'm going to try to play outside. It's an essential part of DE Nuke.
Hi everybody. Good to see you.
Where do you guys like to play?
I got ramp.
Alright.
I'll play outside.
Are you okay with outside yellow?
What do you mean by that?
Well, you didn't sound very confident, so...
So I'm just that's just my general demeanor, but low and behold I'm confident. Huh?
I'm happily married. Thank you very much. Oh, congrats. Oh good. Hey, come on. That's just my steam name nothing personal
One outside hut
You just ran lobby.
Nice round.
Wow.
That was a great round.
My hands are legitimately shaking.
Oh my god Smurf Squatch!
Thank you so much for watching, three days in a row!
I really appreciate that.
If you want you can join the community.
Hit that prime button or not
Big cross they're dropping under hell already
One Marshmallow.
Marshmallow dead.
Great round.
You lost your enthusiasm there, you fucking idiot!
Don't you want to make it into the big leagues?
Now's your time to fucking shine!
You always do this!
Don't let them down!
You fucking idiot!
What the fuck's wrong with you?
I'll watch your ramp here.
this is me
chat smah for the thumbnail
one door
one more beat
we're put
oh one door, i'm ding
two more ramp, one more ramp
good rap have been right yeah one dark
I said you're stuck.
Positivity.
You're losing them.
You're really losing them, aren't ya?
I called.
Oh man oh man what is your favorite game chat go ahead and type down below
oh no way I like that one too
outside
I'm thinking for us thank you for a ramp oh never mind never mind never mind
you up
The good work ramp just beware.
Nice shot.
I'm flashing you in, Lance.
It's going flashbang.
Sorry.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
I would have just lost my mind.
If I lost that.
I would have lost my mind.
Last time I lost a man, mind, I killed a man.
Hey, I'm a radio, is it all this awesome here?
Awesome here, well come on in bro, enjoy your cozy stay.
If you guys have one, make sure you use your prime button.
Please.
Okay, we're better than them, fuck them up.
Oops.
Could be going to your roof.
Oops.
Hi.
By the way, Cheryl,
if you're hearing this,
I'm fine on my own anyway let's try to do let's try to do some awesome gameplay
Let's keep it up
Is that name from how I met your mother?
Yes.
Nice.
Lobby hurt.
Going ramp, oh ramp.
I'm flashing, flashing.
Both, both, both.
Nice.
One more, one more.
Nice.
Hope the kids are doing well.
Anyway, speaking of doing well, so far so good.
Oh good, a couple shaky rounds but everything's going alright.
Awesome, awesome.
Where are you going with the Octopus?
It's gonna maybe hold outside.
If that's alright with you.
I'm giving up ramp down.
Nice shot.
Last unknown.
I'm giving up ramp down.
Last one known
Outside outside red
Little disappointed there that they didn't pick up my out. Oh, thanks
It's not an op. It's not an op.
It's just that it's not an op.
It's that, uh...
Don't ruin the thumbnail, guys!
You want some of this?
Don't...sure!
Holy flashbang.
you can probably
one-way
I saw
wow
this is my upgrade game by the way I'm pretty sure
Found the thumbnail! Let me message my editor really quick.
Give me one second here.
Rattadoo.
He's out.
I'm sure that works.
And...
I think that'll do just nicely.
Yo, Barswell, thanks for the 90 months!
What the hell?
Thanks, dude.
Welcome back to the family.
i'd die for you
i touch quiet
one more smello
i'm playing passive
don't trust me
bomb down outside
one red
red box, red box, red box, red box, red box
red box, red box, red box, red box
red box, red box
3D
I'm holding this
he's still red?
Yep.
Still red.
Nice.
Smash round, wow.
Squeezed to relax?
Not bad for this game.
Let me try to have more of a chill attitude.
Ahhhh.
Just, let me know how I should be.
Let's try to have a good round this round or whatever.
One lobby.
By the way, if we hit our sub goal, I will take my insulin.
Ramp two, three.
Already down.
Oh
And on top of you on top of you top right
That's okay!
That's my bad.
No problem at all!
You fool, you tell yo.
Yeah.
He's rich, dude.
Oh, what the hell?
I'm down.
Sight.
Minus 30.
Yeah!
Good try!
Awesome.
Guess we...
Ha!
Oh, that's...
That's...
That's a good one.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Ha!
Come on.
Nice try, man.
Close.
No, I'm a disappointment.
It's okay.
Hey, buddy.
Don't talk about my friend like that.
Come on, come on.
Change the shape.
Go ahead and smoke.
Laying down smoke.
talk about my friend like that
I'll pick it up.
Good of
Ramps open corner single I'll pick it up
Who was Lee thank you for the raid oh my god you one hell
Oh, welcome! We're just being positive, we're being friendly, we're being fun! Say it with me!
Positive, friendly, and fun, alright?
Welcome on in, everybody!
Welcome on in!
I'm one.
Oh, man, oh, man!
What a freaking journey we've been on, guys.
Hey, um, make sure you welcome all in all the Raiders, guys.
I burned a little bit.
Welcome into the cute, cozy community.
Gosh, I'm thirsty.
Cinnamon. Alright, well it's a 1v2 situation. Let's go ahead and see if Teeth, if you don't
mind me saying, is going to clutch this one for us.
It's close.
You guys, smile for the thumbnail.
If this hits, I'm gonna have the perfect fucking thumbnail for the YouTube.
Come on.
Oh.
Three.
Please, please, please.
No kid.
Wait.
Please, please, please.
No kid.
Alright.
Where's my editor?
Oh, sorry.
You guys want to rush up here?
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah.
And uh, squeaking.
Yeah, I'll blow up and squeak in some cleaning.
Perfect.
Thank you.
Mmhmm.
go go go
One guy is squeaky
Last one, last 2v1
I'm reloading
Nice
Ah, huge round, great work, guys.
What's the play?
I can smoke out, sir.
Wait, what the...
Mods!
this back ten is in a fucking rocket ship
you tricked me
one big garage left side
one's flanking you guys outside outside outside
I'm so sorry
I'll take care of my gun, they'll still win the round, nothing to worry about.
2v2, we have guns.
I'm kind of on a double we could force up
week but you guys call I thought I got a
message from Cheryl, bastard.
Shoot.
Oh shit.
One heaven, one right.
Two heavens.
I'm gonna go for a plant, get money.
Nevermind.
Aw, nice try.
I'm gonna go for kills here, maybe.
Slip.
Alright, just like mine here, and then we'll play up next.
Hey, Squeece, why don't you try a game that you're gonna, like, cookin' mama.
Oh, mods!
Could you kill that guy?
Thank you!
On top of it.
I got it.
You push squeaky?
of
the
of
the
of
I
Know
I
Someone drop me a spoke. Oh you got out
What yeah, what are we doing outside
I
Didn't pop it
Yeah, we're good
Oh
Secret
We died to one guy secret, okay
You're on the terrorist ramp.
Got a secret.
Dude, I'll attach smokes again and then we'll late take ramp.
The ramp guy is gonna be alone.
Yep.
This ramp since we're on a shit-bye, let's just rush ramp.
Okay.
He smokes the molly though.
Smoke the molly then.
Smoke the molly.
Go get that money.
I
What they just read it
Oh, come on, we don't need to say the C word yet. What's the C word?
uh uh uh
What's the C word?
Let's just break squeaky door
Hold up. Hold up. Yeah, yellow's got enough let him work a pic. Yeah, I think he's still pristine
I gotta pick outside
Who's this guy?
I'm blind, Mini.
Oh, my God.
One's picking Ramp.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can we go somewhere?
Excellent.
At least two.
Fuck everything.
What the fuck are we doing what the fuck what the fuck
Whoa, don't you get it?
Hi Pogger, they have a five gifted W's in the chat
Wow
Yes, sir, all good
Do you guys believe in witchcraft
Kill the terrorists, win.
You should.
You'll find out soon. Give it a few days.
I'll prove it to you.
Move it, move it!
I'm one push right outside.
He's lit.
He's like 80 I think.
We just run it back. It could be mini or red.
What? Are you guys gonna make it down secret?
Mike?
I came from...
I came from my guys box.
We're so red.
We're gonna lose... we have no plan. These guys are outside.
Lockers are the top.
that's what I think happened though.
I had an AWP, I believe.
Squeaky.
I'm one HP.
Must I suffer?
Nice, good round.
Must I suffer?
Through my toil, never rewarded?
For what is this fucking round but an endless
treadmill of nothingness? It's actually pissing me off.
Three goddamn kills.
For what? For a potential loss?
Unmatchable expectation round after round.
And I'm fine, Cheryl. I'm eating great food, traveling to fucking great places.
I want a side slide.
Nice.
Ramp dead.
Let's go down.
As I block you.
I'm gonna go double.
Plant double side.
One of them should be...
There's a plant!
Single?
Both of you, both of me.
You guys like the harmonica?
Oh you do?
Yeah.
Oh okay.
Who doesn't like the harmonica?
I don't know.
I just don't know.
I have to pick my nose.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, it's an emergency, it's an emergency.
screw up the ramp maybe try to trade this guy I'm flashing you out ready I'm
planning in the smoke single I'm just gonna chill dark one might be control
ramp control control last last going down to double going to double your
friends one HP we're both one wonder if they did shit one more boys one more
librarian
they work recently librarian I've been watching your frickin vids bro honestly
I
Can drop you
Yeah, I'll just have you so keep doing what we're doing. We're actually killing it guys
I'm going outside if you don't mind me swearing trick this on trick this the heck
I
Stay alive sale I
Why? Do we get echoed?
As much. I thought you were holding that to come out of it.
I'm not saying a really bad word.
Crud.
Yeah, we got a terrible fight for this.
I dropped you.
of
death
of
death
of
Don't do this
Say it squeaks
I mean i'm cutting out of my freaking mind right now is
All right, do you want to try your left side again with the smokes and guns?
Okay, look only actually did that one. Yeah, I agree. Let's do it. I'll go down. Let's just go down secret to the other
Hug the smokes purple you're throwing the smokes, right?
You should leave laric lobby and try to either go vent or ramp
Let's wait for them to pop.
Yeah.
Be aware they might pop it, and they got it not behind.
Why is he visible by door?
Right side garage.
Let's go down secret.
Yeah, let's get down.
Brother.
Never mind.
This is all fucked.
No, no, we got this.
Let's go.
Yeah, GG.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not GG.
No, no, no, no, no, not GG.
Just one.
Give a smoke?
No.
No, no, no.
What the fuck am I going in right now?
Oh my god.
I'll lurk lobby.
and
we just wait there you tell him take ramp late i think that's probably the smartest thing
to do
just play a default
i'm gonna gamble i'm gonna hop off for a second
if he dies
Oh, so help me.
One Molly down ramp.
They dropped that.
Yeah.
They dropped Invent?
one drop in let's call this ramp guy and then go upper he's probably
Uping nice. Let's take it
One heaven
Two heaven potentially. One more, one more!
Nice!
I got your AWP back.
I never lost it.
Alright, let's get one more, we can win this.
I have ramp control let's just go lower smoking middle site
Rather control I hit a them fuck it. There's one already lower one control
Should we bring it I think so
sloppers. No, through logging, no, it's on V.
I'm already up.
This is so perfect, actually fucking the perfect play.
The perfect play.
And he's staying heaven. It's just an amazing play.
I
Keep go up the vent with the op no
No, the off was speaking.
It's all good, we're gonna win this.
Guys, the problem was, it was the perfect play, but we lose it.
Yo, thanks for the sub, Amara Blora!
I
See him spots do you want to switch anything up? No, keep it the same. I see he says good
Oh my god.
Outside.
Still off and lobby.
we'll see
wait
still on the lobby
gonna go it up here
terrorist wind
oh there's my friend
what were you playing outside I was Tetris I was heaven fuck my stupid
Chungus life
That's our church again
Dead
Could be outside as well
They open the door and be that on B. No, they shouldn't be down, right? It could be
Yeah, they open single door he pushed ramp dude, I just like don't understand who's playing what I don't understand
If we lose this round, I hope we lose the game
that's bomb can you wrap around maybe
no no no no no no no no no no no no
this angle is crazy
gonna take the long way
this guy is low
he's ramp right now
Flash by
What an insane angle
15 seconds he's gonna go lower with bomb for sure we know this
He has no time
Nice!
What the fuck?
Well, it won't be a win, but let's get the tide.
That's on me, I've thrown a lot.
Nah, nah, it's all good, man.
I dropped.
Oh, it ends in a tie for you, 15-15?
Yeah, it's not a face hit.
End for him.
Let's have a nice...
You must just win a lot, eh yellow?
You don't know what a tie is.
Bro, I lose all the time.
I'm getting lucky.
Who says the top frag with 32 kills?
I'm ass.
You're humble.
Lurks went up.
Nice.
Brampton.
Might be another.
What?
Nice.
Brampton might be another.
They drop on and lobby it.
Mini's open, right? They can go Mini.
One squeaky.
It's like, I feel like I'm just dying in crazy ways.
In absolutely insane ways
Ramp one insane
150 HP it's so winnable. Oh my god. It's so fucking rebel my teammates aren't perfect spots
Watch. Lower planning. One double control.
I
Think
Towards ramp could be dark
Starts beautiful playtime
32 kills come on man come on
Squeaks your G thanks man. Wait, how'd you know?
What? How does he know? I need to change my voice.
But I have to be careful if I'm rude to these two things, right?
Just imagine someone with like a squeaks plushie crying.
That's so sad.
Boy, that's really, really sad.
That's me. Wait, I feel really bad.
I hope they didn't say anything rude.
But like, if I did it was like...
Aren't wait
Are they supposed to be at a party
I guess they just don't want to play with me what can you do I guess they just found someone else to play with
Game from let's fucking go. Oh my god, please from I
It's it's rough out here man. Did you see how I did look at this?
I'm definitely checking leadify watching all my highlights. Give me a second. I'm on the couch
It's it's been rough it's been really rough out here, man
It's been rough and I'm sorry for saying rough the phrase are going crazy
five minutes and I'm on what should we do for five oh my god I know
Have you ever played CS? No, this today's my first day. Ha almost got me
No, you idiot. Oh, I don't do it. I don't know how to lose
Hey pretty good
okay the fruits are getting smaller
perfect perfect beautiful don't panic
so
no no i feel so fucking stupid i feel so fucking dumb
We gotta do something else
No, we can do better we can do better this is my main game
the movement perfection thank you Bjorn you almost messed me up there smile I
I probably shouldn't have someone gifting subs, right?
Haha!
Yo!
Hey! Oh my god, I'm in discord!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How was dinner?
It was nice. Dinner, and a walk.
Watch a movie.
What movie?
Watch your ass.
Uh, is it Hell in High Water?
I've never heard of it.
You watch, uh, Marty Supreme?
Marty Supreme?
New Safi brothers movie.
Oh, I don't even see that. I wanted to watch it.
Yeah, I saw Uncut Dems gave me anxiety, so I'm not sure about this one.
Dude, wait, yeah, Uncut Dems is good, but I'm never watching this for the game.
No, that apparently Marty Supreme is even more anxiety-inducing.
Oh, hell no!
Let's play we got anyone else on as well. Oh, I just sat down. Let's see. I mean, Mr.
silence in a game. What's the score? I don't know. Actually, I think he's let me check
kick policy he's dreams over there yeah he's live wait
fuck they were fine they just started no tell me quit that one of them girl
who's he playing with I have no idea prize some RP peeps because I don't
recognize any of them oh then hell no we're not playing with them I've seen
them play for them RP their ass. Yeah, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
They're pretty good. I play. Good session today. What do you think? Yeah, I think they
they learned a lot. But like, honestly, they just need to hit the DMs. Like they just need
to deathmatch on mechanics and they're going to carry themselves all the way up.
That's what I was. Yeah. They were like telling someone I was like, I don't know if this
is useful. I mean, it is like eventually it'll help. But as of right now, like getting
trade frags and like doing stuff like that is probably the most helpful.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I invited you to death match for like two seconds.
I don't see it.
Oh, wait, no, I got it.
Yeah, I know you are.
Thanks.
Oh, you want a death match?
Give me like two minutes.
Really?
Me no death match.
Yeah, you don't want me sitting down cold.
I'm either.
Well, to me, you got 40.
Oh, OK.
Yes.
It's a big deal. We've played a lot today. You're gonna be good. I didn't play a single game today. I should have such a replayed a few
Yeah, but you watch really good Counter-Strike and then you also watch a G2
True so at the end of the day, that's a good one. I play mobs, dude. Fuck
It's been so fun watching CS again. Holy shit
These yes is great man. It's a fun game to watch
hell yeah it is it's like the I mean in my opinion it's the only game that's like a true sport
a sport no I wouldn't go that far
ah yeah
I feel that way okay what makes it a sport
a little competition right yeah any competition is
I don't recognize trash as a sport though
it's the idea
then okay then is life the game life a sport or connect with her
Yeah. Yeah. That's why sports are so important.
OK, wait, at least you're consistent.
Apparently, Rock, Paper, Scissors is an Olympic sport.
Fuck, yeah, I'm down.
You know, was it you that told me there's a whole fucking novel out there?
A Rock, Paper, Scissors book?
It sounds like something I would say without knowing.
Somebody said they own a book that's like fucking 500 pages of rock.
I had to be you
Oh my god, I find five sec. Yeah, it's gonna be all CLG
Maybe I'll go easy on us. I got a surprise. That's what I lost to it. Piss me off
Hey, this isn't even online. Let's see plays off. I'm hiding actually. Yeah, he does. Holy shit. What a weenie
Yeah, he played I saw him offline. I would have stream sniped him
No, I'm gonna unsteam you dumbass.
Oh, oh, oh, hiding.
Oh, I see.
The man in the dust cave.
I just don't want to play ancient.
I don't care what else.
You don't want to play newkeys, do you?
I just played nuke.
No repeats allowed.
This dude's six hours full time.
I just dream until I get really sleepy.
Okay.
I don't know how to have a skedge.
Dude, it's been six hours.
This is my last game done, holy fuck you just reminded me.
What the hell?
Yeah, I was only gonna hop on for one or two.
Okay dude.
That's kinda itchin' though.
Let's roll.
Let's flam the white squeaks, I'm albino.
Flam is the white squeak, yeah he's the albino squeaks.
We're about the same skill level, I'll take that actually.
Oh shit.
Modge, change the title.
Please.
Oh, what is the title?
Oh, I don't even know what the title is.
I thought it was just playing with the...
long run.
Yeah, it's actually,
whenever I play CS off stream, it actually feels weirder.
Like better.
Honestly, no.
I played, I mean, dude,
just think about it.
way more on stream than I do off stream wait do you see your game not lag yeah
I have two PCs bro so that part doesn't bother me
I tried setting that up
Yo boys, cool if I play cat?
What?
Hell yeah
Can I play connector?
Yeah I'll play A
I'll try my best
Hell yeah that's all we could hope for you know what I'm saying? Yeah exactly.
Yeah I'm watching Marty Supreme monitor too.
Smokes at it.
Alice.
I
Love being able to stream such guys just got to see all that I'm other monitor that was
I had nothing on my mother monitor and freaked me to fuck out
Look here I'm learning might open up OBS just to feel something
Wait, you're not live go live
No, no not for one game. I'm chillin
Now it's not for the game. I was well sketchy guys. I kind of was like, I should have kind of want to play again
I'm gonna re-smoke a ram
I can flash your med coffee, call it
Top-ed
I'm point. I'm long. It's easy
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're gonna fucking forgive you. You betrayed me. You betrayed me and I've
never said it was all you. I calmed it was all you. The comms are perfect. The comms are really good.
You knew what you're getting yourself into when you tried. I wanted the kill. I wanted the
fucking kill man I feel like every time I play with you it's my tryout I know I'm
playing like really well I can flash your mid if you call it
Yeah, I'm just waiting and flashing.
Flashing mid.
Up under, up under, up under.
Bomb midbox is in under.
3v3 right now.
Oh, he lurked out Palace.
Fuck.
I should have played CT.
He just got bombed on mid.
I was alone.
What I did wrong there was,
I was so committed.
CT, at least I could call.
Oh, I can see one palace and then like wait for my team to peek on
But here I'm just like
Goes right underneath the window and I never ever leave fucking noob. I should play retake
One's been I think they're going to be actually
This guy let him go through a and then they went B. I knew some weird shit was up. God damn it
That was my fault the guy just looked out palace
This is a beautiful L. Holy shit, maybe my best
fuck how's he alive?
I'm forward on one day
That's a good one
Alright, let's go, you're on
I'm going to flash I
And
Yeah boys, I do need a B player though
if you want if you don't mind let's work stuff let's work stuff
nobody wants to play b yes i don't know those kind of games
i mean i don't mind normally but like if people suck dick not playing b i'd rather
than to go hide at b it's actually less about needing a v player i think you should still look
these fucking goofballs yeah i know these goofballs play four four a with you and die
I can do through fucking ass.
In the cons room.
Tanked on.
I'm leaving.
He's warning all the way through the stairs now.
They're all over here. One top top.
Two more inside.
I'm saving yeah I gotta save one I gotta save one
You want to save one with us, Ayo? Or not?
Oh my god, he's sold.
My hero.
I'm talking when he's zoned out, they won't give a fuck.
They're high! Counter-track has a weed, I won't even say problem.
He's got a weed thing going on.
Yeah, I've got it already.
Two.
All 12 cap, all 12 cap.
They're still fighting, they're still fighting tough guys like two.
One's top mid.
It's 60.
market
I put that life behind me a long time ago
Weed
Yeah, yeah, I was saying I'm fucking high my channel mean I got one guy, but so I
I saw you today you saying you that someone in your chat said there's enough people here for you to get five guide
Hell yeah, there's always five of them just that piece of random shit
We get old enough where you just laid out on the couch and your voice sounds like this
There's three thousand. There's three thousand. Careful. One palace. I'm playing passive bench.
Are you pissed up cat?
I don't have any utility. I'm going back home.
Yeah, I'm going back home.
Okay, perfect.
You can chill, though.
Yeah, I'm sure.
We're running up top.
One's under one.
One bottom.
Oh my god, B is so fucking boring.
Can boost when they're here.
Yeah, yeah.
Careful B.
Yeah, I'm holding. I'm bench.
We're good right now, buddy. Somebody should give me a thing.
No, no, wait, I'm right here. It's all good, bro.
Oh, he walked on my cat. Oh, you didn't peek on him.
Oh, shit, it wasn't my cat.
Ah, bro, my comp player didn't say he smithed on the car.
Are they watching my cat?
No, they're not, they're not, they're not.
Hey, sir.
Inside.
One.
He's not inside anyway.
Oh, bro.
My fucking con flare was hiding in a corner.
Oh, I didn't.
Shit.
OK.
This guy wins it.
100% Pierre?
So snappy.
Look at him.
I
The best
If you're hiding calm you just let me know it helps me a lot just like
No, no, I saw it with green and he took on for me. That's my bud
No, that's fine. Just like let me know what you guys are...
I... it... on the radar it looked like you...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all good.
Nah, I'll look you to stay calm next time.
Talk to you.
I'll save it. I'm half blind. I'll buy my...
I was just so lucky I fucking got timing
because I had my back to something I shouldn't have.
All good?
I'm flashing.
They've got him, conference rounds.
Yeah, yeah, one more, one more on me at least.
One scaling mid. I don't know if it's Kat or...
Upper B. In site.
He said, he was a bomb.
He cross-marked it?
Yeah.
Oh my god, one under.
Fuck. NB, two Kat.
Yeah, he's spitting me.
one of review
damn I could have had a timing on them
so sad
what do I do there?
fuck
oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
hit some Juanbees
oh
Of course. Let me just do that.
Are we buying?
Yeah, we should be buying.
If we can't buy it, it's on him.
We can't count.
Should I lock it and I lose 500 if I lose this game?
Oh, shit.
You hear him, chariot?
No, no.
We got so far
I'm on top of the moon
I'm still up there
I'm walking through under right now
I see you but I'm down
My game is lagging
I fuck, one more delphin, one more delphin
I died on cat though
I'm zooming out
You're dead on cat
I'll come for you teammates
They can't be cat-walked quite yet
Can you clear mid? They're coming out touchers
Ones out, A
two out of three all three one to be CT then one simple anyone's run oh no so
close you flipped off of them you had it did I'm not gonna tweak it on that in
you're tweaking on that aim my sense is too high what can I do yellow you want to
yellow push the top mid brough okay they keep they keep they keep running
straight out no no you got it you got it yeah it speaks go away and flash over
I'm coming with you no I got an extra flash yeah drop out drop down and
I'm in the fight, push.
I'm a spam, I'll get you.
I found them.
I'm stopping.
I'm dead one.
One more.
One more, one more.
One more time, I'm dead here.
Two.
One without.
Unless you kill them.
I'm gonna go B.
So they don't move
Could they be up cat?
Unlikely I think I think very low chance
Be halls up one two one of them's leg. I'm waiting for you guys inside
it.
Hang on, hang on.
Yep, yep, yep.
Get here sometime.
Just keep touching on a little.
Behind like a pillar or something?
Yep.
Near a troch pillar.
Keep watching.
Hang on.
Close.
Nice.
Here's your boys.
There we go.
Let's go.
Good six.
Holy shit.
Hi! Here's your boys, there we go!
Let's go! Good sex!
Holy shit!
Nice round, bro.
Thank you, thank you.
Good kill.
You dropped me a rifle?
Yep. Uh, silencer now.
Anyone else?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you sure?
Okay, can we just like all five men or three of us yeah, I'm gonna jump out. Yeah, I mean jump out with you
I'll solo be on anchor it
Hey Squeaks big fan, are you a virgin why you interested I'm saving it for someone special actually
I'm reloading.
He's still under, he's still under, he's still under, he's still there.
I
Watch watch for be hit this time. I hope they go be shit so boring
If they're half these
I'm in I'm on the phone with my wife
I'm showing them
I'm leaving I'm leaving
I
They're so keen on playing a to oh my god
Right, I'm gonna jump off cat these motherfuckers didn't shoot
Damn
I
Would I buy chat
Yeah, I need to fucking just kill everything there
I'm mad seven I fuck it
m4 down
To one HP med three of them are
I
Team is not a CT team and they're a bunch of pussies that all play and they're and they had
What is the game like automatically turn on damage prediction? It sucks. I sold I swear and it turns it on automatically sometimes
Yeah, I know
It's back here. So, so, uh, that's stuff.
It's counter strike the kind of category chat where people would just say like sex.
I'd be like, Hey, uh, Squeaks, uh, sex and balls and to see question mark.
It's like, I don't know. I'm not flashing.
one of you okay yeah yeah be a fucking giant we need to get now
you're lucid you're a slippery snake
CT
I was just there still fire killing everyone I know you shit
I don't know in my night or bar I'm borrowing it
I'm sorry
I'm running there to you that's tough
Why don't you guys just get a deagle and only the don't-get-armor we'll buy next just get one
Every good deal don't get our go palace. We'll swing me delayed. We'll swing it delayed just wait
They're gonna flash and then we swing okay. I got a scout so just don't sprint with them
We can if they fight it's mainly just wait wait for flash
Let's go fight
One window one scaling cut
Every killer is good
Damn
Where's part is man?
They didn't bait they ran in front I tagged the guy but since they all ran in front of me
They all took a batting and got fucking lined up
I said I told him to bait me bro. I said wait. I said wait never
They're probably nervous
Maybe they're always nervous apparently when I'm streaming they're apparently nervous on 30 K the nervous when the fuck are they just not
ass that's what I know I can't imagine someone being freaking nervous
God swing
yeah I can't all the way all the way I'm dead calling I use top
I'm coming at nice bring bomb to you guys
Oh, oh, he's on top man. I was lurking with a fucking Mac 10
That's so sad, nice try.
Yeah, some of these, you win some, you lose some,
and they saw him saying,
we're definitely fucking losing this one.
Yeah, that's right.
It's rough, yeah.
Yeah, so some mid-util.
Maybe like, source window or anything like that.
Yeah, I can smoke window.
Just create some pressure mid,
this guy's throwing it off cat every round.
By the way, we're playing again, right?
it's minus 500 for me maybe you didn't call LG I thought
So that's another rule that church
You'd have the fuck to these guys know what I'm gonna hear
Have that kept the empty empty job nice
Ring bomb cow and you guys get
To market already I've a
One of cat
Nah, this gun's broken. I'm never using a gun.
Cat and marquette.
Cat's hurt!
Cat marquette still...
I'm re- Alright, so backhaul one. Backhaul and cat.
Gonna cut marquette probably right now.
I probably should not have shot at him.
Deagle's so tough.
Damn conga was so slow this guy wins it
Wait, let's cross out a few beats now
Oh
Fucking oh does not want to win. Where's he pre-aiming?
See that though that guy wasn't that actually that guy didn't give a shit no. Oh I can run out of a
Yeah, go for it. I'll try to I'll throw this. I'm running out of it
Bro has the information that's like that bro had no intent to pee pee
But like he wasn't about it
He didn't watch your informational guide on Mirage
People just gotta wait one second sometimes before they peek. I swear. That's all they gotta do
That triple
You got two flashes on here
I'll start the nap time.
Two guys.
One jungle.
Under jungle.
Holy fuck, they don't call me, take it I'm dead.
I got perfectly team flashed. Holy shit.
Stay the whole side, I'll get bomb.
It's like they pop flashed for hitmen.
Did you left the bomb in spawn?
That's so...
I don't...
That's so...
NCT.
That's so fucked up.
I swear to God, this is a setup.
Gotcha.
Counter terrorist.
No, no, this is actually payback for the type of shit.
That was rough.
Let's see, is my next one a demotion game or is this where it goes?
I lost 478 points from that dude.
Yeah, bro, I lost the fuck ton.
Look at mine, look at mine.
You're about to take me out of gold though.
It's not your fault. That was uh...
That was not my fault. I played perfect.
No, no, that game was...
We were doomed from the fucking start.
They ask you to sign their profile.
I got them muted.
Oh, that's smart.
Fuck them.
They should pay you.
Yeah, one sec.
We're going again.
One sec.
Yeah, wait, I got one. I got a third.
I got three.
Let's fucking go.
You might recognize the same.
Holy shit, I see Hiko's player and that's it.
Peter.
That's fucking new one.
Go find the vitamin here.
Or actually, do you have mine?
We can just go with mine.
Oh yeah, I have yours.
Yeah, go in there, go in there.
Wait.
Yeah, he does. He does, but he hops on at night. Sometimes. Yeah, the counter-track players can never move on.
Never. I got it. Oh, never. Dude, we just had some ELO donors on our team. I needed you, Pete. I needed you.
Yeah, so y'all were getting crushed. I was like, what the hell is he doing playing right now?
I was looking at the couch was watching this guy's coaching the squadron today and it I was like should I kind of want to play
We learned a lot though
Okay, but the rate clip of her nating herself actually like the peak of my fucking day
I feel bad for laughing but you can see
Everything I said like turning in one moment and but I also saw what was about to happen and I couldn't stop
Wait, have you seen the other clip where she dates herself?
It's really fucking good, I'll send it to you.
No, I'll send it to you, send it to me.
I sure was insane.
I sent it to so many people, I'll send one of the greatest.
You just post it in your own chat, I'll fucking pull it up.
There it is.
I'm waiting for I've followed on hatchee bro. I'm in the know
Get top. There's a top con smoke in the middle of this clip. That's crazy fucking Virginia server kill me
Oh
Okay, but it also never clipped it is perfect
perfect timing clip
Holy what the fuck is this back?
Well, I'm going back a bit
You know, I don't want to be I don't want to be this guy
It's your guys is fault that five sacks do this shit all these like pro players
They all queue together and then they're faced against noobs like me shit fucking sucks
I put against old CLG yesterday
Like I got fucked so much elo down the drain. He did hire me on Fiverr. I
feel so sad
Five gets to per game. It's pretty sick
Oh, we're playing nook
Yeah, I fucking love that map. It's my favorite map. Thank you, Jen. We uh, thank you storm Santos
Would know from the other night
Okay, I mean not one of them hanging. No
What I was trying
The second map y'all were advantage almost every gun and then it just
Know any of these people
Uh-oh Waffle God thank you. I know that's usually I feel like that. Oh god
That's usually a bad sign
Well, he's got a lot of pan teammates
But hello, he's played some face every summer
Hey playing some level 10s
Yeah, what up game?
I'm gonna give you an innate door of Russia. Yeah
Pete, take this road.
I'm gonna give you an innate door of Russia.
Haven't been dead?
Haven't been dead.
have it have it have it have it have it
pretty sure
that's what I'm fucking talking about baby
here's what I'm talking about
good shit
sweece you're a pistol demon
I swear to god
your output on pistols is like 500% compared to normal
thanks man
you're like my dad you can't just say a compliment
you just have to bring me down
well I gotta keep you humble
I gotta keep you humble I can't like
CS players are out of control
That's pretty nice, man.
What?
Having a dad.
No, I don't.
My dad's dad.
Same.
Wait, that dad club?
Hell yeah.
Oh, these guys are getting picked.
One closer, one closer.
Oh my, you're all right.
Thank God.
God bless.
Wait, one more.
One more.
I think one more.
I'll take care of them.
I don't know.
One more one more I think I think one more I'll take care of them. I don't know. I heard something
I could have lied to you. Okay, I lied. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm lost
Oh, wait, do you have your mac 10 out? Yeah, trade me
Oh wait he just stole your oh um don't look at that Kona
It's a rocket ship it's a rocket ship
Rush up a rush up a dupit
They door they door go ahead
I got it on they door on the door
I'm a rider guy, baby. Entry gaming. Molly, I'll go through it. Smoke, don't even see
it. I am thinking for the prime.
Oh, oh, it's never take your hand off the wheel, bro. No, I thought this is the fucking
Predacurve guy.
Oh.
Another trying to save CT.
Good job.
Hands were on the mouse and keyboard.
I was just getting blasted.
It was a really good name, playing poker too.
I only played for about seven hours, but made like 2K.
Nice.
Must go, baby.
Wait, Texas hold on?
I haven't played in like three weeks.
Oh.
Yeah.
I played poker professionally, you know.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, boys, let's just hold for the logi.
Thank you, fam.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Look, I gotta play.
We gotta help me with the buddy system.
Everybody buddy system.
Buddy up, buddy, buddy up, buddy up.
Classic dude, it's a classic.
I watched how to come on one side.
I can flash you.
That's it.
Yeah, you were wrong.
Hold on, hold on, there's gonna be one here.
I got ramp, I got ramp, we can go lower.
Come ramp, come ramp, yellow.
Okay, smoke, control double doors.
And one of you, happily married, smoke single door.
Happily married, smoke single door double.
Perfect, now go down site.
Don't take control, don't take that.
Leave it, please, and then plan.
Yeah, this is a lot safer.
Oh, really?
Pete, these guys literally did this execute lower
better than fucking Mithic did, and I'm gonna cry.
I mean, duh.
Dude, you remember when I was trying to get them not to go control?
Pete, fucking multiple times in our game,
and they just kept gravitating towards fucking control.
It was...
That was the first picture.
I don't think y'all ever lose that right there.
There she is.
That's what I'm saying.
How did you do this?
Kind of shaman R.E.P.
This is the first thing.
Good round.
Clean.
Why is it safer?
Because you don't know where people are.
The pistols.
why is it safer because you don't know where people are the pistols and if
they're hiding in control side you can make a mess where you just keep the
utile keep them locked out of the site and play the post plant vs sneaker on
just so scared they're low by that's why you don't go in there
no no I read his chat I'm being nice somebody had an actual chat or
Check questions, I figured that answer
Low key I stated earlier feels weird and not having a chat won't play so I just live it up squeaks
It's not pair of socialized where yeah, right? You're a huge freaking fan
I'm all out
Oh, I'll pop pop pop.
Yeah.
Oh, he wins that.
Don't interact with Emma.
He needs to dial in 100%.
I just love how everybody is on this crosser.
Did I just like how?
You say every goddamn day I know but it's just like it's so mind-blowing because
Never in the history of CSS one person
Influenced across there so wait who's the origin of that listen listen. It's dog. It's dog
Okay, you should be happy Pete when Emma and Navi were doing well in 2024
Emma's view models like the center view model and he goes I was switched to it and I wanted to vomit
Yeah, dude, I saw someone play with that the other day and I was like, dude, it's still waiting, then it hurts.
I sure was literal hell.
Nah, they all stopped after they started stopping to get them to go pick up.
Yeah, like, they were like, oh, you can see everything.
They're the 10 gifted, man. Appreciate it.
That's the good dude.
We're gonna pick up some outsides, I should have got them.
As a guy that only plays lobby, this is unbelievable.
I can't work with this.
He pushed, he pushed.
Oh, peeked.
Oh, dodge.
aww
are you throwing a stress fix?
my walk ramp in here, i fucked it
i'll charge back if you leave
that's a lot of them
they just used their last footprint
we'll get a chance at, oh wait
keep your molly, we'll try to molly asian then
and then we'll go back to rem
so we'll try to get a pecky even then go rem
just wait, wait though
are you scared to throw a molly?
what the fuck, you just dropped
bro just instantly gave me his molly
I'm gonna have to mull it.
It ends up.
Oh my.
That's crazy actually when all the way back.
We didn't say the chances, you guys are insane.
You guys want to port it now or?
No.
Give it to me.
I'm gonna have to buy this one.
I'm not gonna have to buy this one.
somebody here I got you I'll drop one
I'm gonna go door lurks for a couple of these
meanies. Hey, come on.
One in front, Mini.
I
Want seven one heaven
Feel like we should have gone down together, oh, I know
Is up secret I run on that they take
I don't know yeah could be anywhere now. Yeah
You're in the charm vote now one or two hurry the faster you vote the more it counts
Okay, look the vote turn the voucher and no more voting
Oh 10 seconds wait, it's too
What the fuck
God damn, they don't peek anything and then he just peeks top secret with 10 seconds left?
Yeah, okay, suck my little dick, man.
Let's let the saver there.
I think he gets your shadow from Secret.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me cope.
Oh, sorry, sir.
Thank you, thank you.
You're up a rush?
Yeah, up a rush, up a rush, up a rush.
Roger that.
Just in case they give me smoke.
Smoke is ready.
Rush out again.
You might want to get an SMG.
I'll blow up your hole.
I'll blow it, I'll blow it.
What the fuck are we doing?
Oh, nice try.
I'm getting out on the upper rush, but we can't keep doing that, so...
I'm down a slide now.
Blow it up, that's outside.
Keep blowing.
Yeah, I'll do that outside if you want to blow out the door and then we can just lay it up.
I'll drop you.
We're gonna go after here until late.
I think we're gonna go after here until late.
I'm very glad.
Molly, Molly, Molly.
Flash, flash.
Salo, Salo.
Oh, Asian!
Bomb down, bomb down.
One's in there.
Yeah, play outside, son.
Fuck.
They dropped down.
This guy was Asian about the entire time.
The other guy just poked them left.
Appreciate it, Lord.
That's crazy.
Yeah, okay, that's crazy.
So you want to go secret.
You want to go secret. Don't try to play this game.
You got 30 seconds.
Oh, you know the banger first?
He knew the banger first.
He's too scared.
They still won't kill him.
20 seconds in the middle of the vent.
Did you die and then it fell in or did you drop down? Don't lie to me you dropped down your pieces shit
Come on man, we got we got clean train even in your fucking big old ass earth quake the vent
I
Actual good for you
Surprises Vents are still up to be honest
Yeah, yeah
He's acting heaven one time heaven
Nice, there you go. That's what I'm talking about. One more attack, Kevin.
I'm lower.
I have many, top many.
I'm going down.
I attacked feet.
Oh, once ramping, I hate the Deagle, bro.
It's my worst weapon. I don't know why I bought it.
He just aim.
I don't do that.
I'm old.
I'm not playing for you behind behind it
That's the lairiest place if you want.
Yeah, like close to right?
Yeah, five.
You boost me red?
Nice.
I'm going big, I'm going big.
Yeah, I'm gonna walk out squeaky
He's Asian fans watch ringing
Take your time, dude careful secret now
Careful secret
I
Never went to Jeffrey Epstein's island
Excession point J e if you're if you're curious
Well, he's not that I'm hiding he can't push me
He's yeah, I'm good. I
Got you I got you keep working though. I was not gonna give that up until I knew you're dead, don't you?
Hey, bro, that was the only way you can win I fucking took that fight first before you did it's shocked
I
Know in the bay dad no one to hold them know to fold them you understand that's just basic poker honestly
Damn right
I
Leftors why are there four people fighting a ski?
Like action what the fuck is this what push ramp late fuck that guy
Yuck!
Chad, would it be like a vibe-ruiner?
Nooo!
If I ran to my kitchen...
Yup.
Alright, work.
Let's go.
...grabbed a fuck-ton of spaghetti and came back and ate for the rest of the half.
Just plain spaghetti
But there's a fuck oh you have it you have it you have it trust yourself trust yourself
All right worst CT side players anyway, just like we practiced now I'll do pop later
You guys want to join my team wait you can't lag a little bit right now I have low FPS
wait are you got the FPS glitch where you like spam your square board yeah so I'm trying
I got like 250 FPS when I stream it I don't get it I have a good computer I use to use
fuck
shh
no 200 is not a lot
I need more
run run run
run me down
right now
Three down three down three down
Oh, thank God
Yeah, what's your rig I got like 9,800 oh
Oh, no, I have a 5090
Nine of what's your CPU that matters more Intel i9 the Intel CPU fucks me. I think
Which one?
The 24 core. I don't know. I forgot which one
It's like a good CPU
I got it
I'm coming Pete one one so many one so many are you five percent so many one on the ground
I'm on the ground if you know much. Oh, I dead up. He's so many
One more one more time
One tap
What's that?
That's a skisheed, what is a skisheed?
I hear a peep.
Actually, did he drop you?
I can drop one.
You want to drop, Conan?
Oh, we're good, we're good.
No, it's not around.
Oh, yeah, wait.
I thought this was a slasher.
if I win I was getting charged back for sure
one door young North American talent dial-in bro you're here on the ground
floor. I'll see you on a major stage.
Have your doors.
Maybe secret?
Yeah.
It could be none.
Throwing smoke.
Yeah.
I don't think there are.
They smoke big rocks to wrap outside of care. Watch your heaven.
I'm holding it. I got it.
Get the special lobby.
I'll see you in a minute.
Just one one back lobby.
I'm so bad. Two back, lobby one door, two back, lobby one door.
One's out, squeaky. Oh, I'm happily married. Oh, wrong hand.
I
You want an extra Nate outside P I could drop one at the door
I heard one radio
One's on the outside
You just swing off me, Green
I got 3 CCs to go hell.
I'm on it, bro.
Look out sidecrop.
They can already be crossed.
But I don't think they did. I think they're in the way.
20.
One sec.
Two ramps.
One more ramp and one sec.
I gotta be alert.
One more ramp.
Hurt!
So close.
Two ramps.
Damn.
Hey, sorry guys, it's an English only stream.
My mods don't speak Russian.
the mods
why not i don't know just bring the mods
i've heard the prime
i have a ton of mods
me?
ramp
yeah
i'm doubling up later and like spotting uh...
outside cross
So you're trying to play like the red side spot or?
Red side.
Play, lean on, help P outside.
Or?
No.
Try to think the easiest way to do this.
P, you want to switch him and then I'll play outside?
You know what I'm saying?
I'll rifle outside, then you play red side with the AWP.
Oh yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
And then Suisse put you on upper.
Roger.
RIP
Ow
Saw good
What cup outside really?
One's right next to me as well
They're wrapping one at least
Here we go
Yeah, team six, all right, you'll see the sex.
We have a meal team six down boys.
Yeah, crossfired on secret.
This guy's a serious one.
All right, I'll play outside.
Yeah, just play after speaks and then people that it's it or you can put you this time.
You have two flash? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll call for the flash.
You want the front ones?
In the bag.
Behind you or in front of you?
Behind.
Okay.
I need to...
Call it.
Flash.
Flash in behind you.
Flash in behind you again.
Up.
I have it. I have it.
Stay alive here.
Don't let Conn get the last one.
What?
Lower.
I don't even remember man, these guys are something else, this guy was in secret, fucking holding only his flank while this guy was in heaven.
They faked heaven, then they went back to ramp, these guys are on 1 million milligrams of Adderall right now.
Well, we just have to up our Adderall, what do you mean?
That's what I'm saying, that's what I need to get mine up.
Thank you Weepers!
I have more, you guys just watch it.
I'm walking to this where the fuckers got my ass clocked.
We're a little out there.
Shit.
You would have loved CSGO.
We shouldn't have found this game so late.
Who's going to tell him?
Who's going to tell that guy?
5 years streaming counter strike global offensive to 3 viewers.
Slime said, in order for someone to find your stream, they'd have to scroll past all the
pro players, rank s, and beautiful Eastern European women.
I've been stewing in this fucking game.
1.6, who's going to the Howie's Game Shacks?
But who the fuck is this weak guy?
I'm the Counter Strike Streamer.
I've been out here forever.
These guys are real diffie.
Brax, thanks for the prime.
I had to pay to play if I didn't make that one step.
I'm literally one of them.
I'm op-ing.
Oh, wait, you have an op?
That's all good.
I'm horrible at op-ing you up, trust me.
You don't want to see that up.
Can you flash outside for me?
I'm offing
It's over
Flash deep outside, Rina. Flash deep outside.
Oh my god, Rina.
Flash towards the ramp
There's one on the side
I'm holding across
Did I leave you as long?
No, we're good right now.
One downside.
Careful, Milly.
Two offside.
Probably getting ready for A.
It's over here.
Careful on this.
One down outside.
Hold Milly, hold Milly.
Dude, fuck these series.
You still above, you still above.
I'm down outside.
Hold Milly, hold Milly.
Dude, fuck these series.
You still above, you still above.
You saw a bomb, you saw a bomb.
That's right, you got it.
Anyone?
Yep, 2v1.
Yeah, it's over now.
We saw a bomb, I think.
I'm not having it.
Thank you, you saw a bomb.
You do, you do. You have it.
I
To vent the secret
Fuck bro, I donated your elo by bad bro. I was my those are my two now that I have successfully tanked all your hard-earned work tonight
I my job here is done
No, I actually have to because my fat ass has got to wake up at six in the morning.
Oh, gg guys.
Yeah, yeah.
It's fun.
Sorry, bro.
Those guys are on some different shit.
It's all good.
These are good games.
Bad.
Honestly, I'm not sure I accomplished, dude.
What?
I hear you.
You didn't leave.
That's shit.
Yeah.
Gotta go.
Later.
Fuck my stupid chud life.
I'm not even worried. I mean, I only just got better. 25K is easy. I want to get the face at level 10.
Not even Flam could carry you.
It wasn't a carry? It wasn't a carry man! I've been playing good! I think I held my own.
One more for the people. Do I dare? Do I dare? What time is it?
I'm done. I'm done. Sorry guys. I'll be playing. I'm actually not streaming tomorrow, but I'll
stream on Sunday probably give it a 95% chance. Hope you guys have a great Saturday. It's
Date night, what?
What?
But I hope you guys enjoyed it, it was really fun.
I'll raid someone, though.
That was a good, I learned a lot.
I'll raid Clint Stevens, how about that?
Later guys. Hope you guys enjoyed. Follow the stream, Xnashpoint YouTube.
Squeeze15 on Twitter. I'm outie. Did I not raid him?
Oops. I spelled his name wrong. There we go.
Later guys. Thank you. Bye. Bye.
Bye.