I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
So
whole shit
you're unmuted yeah that's the point
that's the fucking point
I'll probably play counter strike later
don't worry counter strike heads
Awkward spore, thank you, Elmwood.
Your lighting is giving heaven today.
Uh, you're giving me heaven today.
With that fucking prime sub, buddy, thank you for something.
Mina, oh, Winsoro, thank you, save from him.
Thank you, buyer-fringent potato. Happy Sunday.
Dude, wait, today's a Super Bowl!
What the fuck? Wait a second!
Wait, whoa!
Super Bowl time. Oh my god it's like in two hours. Oh shit. Oh my god. Wait. I have a
party. JTactic, thank you. Oracle of Flamers, thank you. T-Fries, thank you for the sub.
It starts at four. What time is it? I'll just be a little late. I'll just show up later.
I'd Katie, thank you. Oh fuck, wait, I have to bring food.
That's all right. I go to Uber Eats.
Squeaks thoughts on this.
Sorry for blocking.
I mean dude honestly knew someone knew to counter strike even using a flash as a
dub it's a dub I'm gonna be that guy she should however flash a little before he
peeks I'll say it I'll say it Dita beat oh thank you why aren't you in Miami at
Drag brunch with Austin show and rage
Because I'm not from Miami, I don't know I don't know what I'm sorry. I'm not
Yo magical Trevor, thank you for the prime argumentum. Thank you for the prime
It's called a plane buddy I might be hopped on a plane soon stay tuned maybe
Maybe.
To go to the Superbowl.
I don't know.
Let's just say I have an agreement with Riyadh, the comedy festival.
We're having a streamer festival.
Why is the music so fucking loud?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Let's keep it, actually.
Uh, thank you, argumentum.
30 days, pup pup, good for you.
Good for you.
Thank you, Meowza for the tier one.
One's Kalshi's partnership.
Listen, Kalshi hit me up.
Let's talk cash.
Okay, I have a prediction that Green Chalidi's
announcing SM64, SR, SM64 ranked online.
And I would be so for it.
That would be a huge fucking announcement.
That would be huge.
That I would fucking destroy.
I would love to see names in chat pop up on my queue.
And just one by one like Domino's.
Skeets, what's your favorite Bad Bunny song?
Probably all of them, because I can't choose.
Matocast, thank you for the tier one, thank you.
Thank you, Fwast for subbing six months in advance.
Golly, thank you.
Ludwig says there's no point
because all runs are the same, no variability.
Oh, is that what Ludwig said?
Like, okay, oh, well, then in that case,
well, in that case,
Um, uh, thank you, Father McSqueezy.
I love you, Papa.
I don't care what the reddit in New York says about you.
What, wait, what did they say?
Wait, am I in trouble?
Are there hate threads going on?
You don't want to know.
You really don't want to know, man.
I wrote that caught.
Sorry.
Okay.
Should we get started?
Wait, what if it's like my, oh, this is me trying, okay.
Dude, apparently in New York City today, it's colder.
It's colder than Antarctica.
Kind of crazy for the tier one.
I've never been this early can I get a pat on the head sure buddy thank you for stopping
by Karakamente online. Thank you for the prime. Thank you.
Finally not. Oh, I'm not playing on the newest version. I'm playing on the speedrun version.
I'm new. By the way, FYI, this is what I was told to do.
That's good. I'm not speedrunning, but I just want to get I want to dip my toes into hard
core. I will not be speedrunning. This is hard core. Very good. Trayon plays. Thank you for the
Prime.
The trade rates are good in this version?
Oh.
Been a while since I've tuned in.
Hello, hello.
Hi, bacon.
Hello.
Thank you, triple baked bacon for the Prime.
Thank you, Gabe Museum.
Thank you, kiss ducky for the Prime.
All right, let's get started.
Create New World Hardcore.
I will name this, Pump and Dump.
Thank you, Jaybuck, thank you, Siege.
Wait, I should open up my Twitch.
That's plus one viewer, I just realized.
Katrysun, thank you.
There we go.
what the hell is the point of the game what the hell is the point of the auto
jump has to be off oh my god come on
Quinn just died in Terraria perfect timing oh wait how come I don't have a
map
Isn't don't you have to do this like why is there no map on the top left turn up your
gamma no I want it to be like moody my FOV is good oh my god the minecrafters are
here aren't they well what you've done is some optimal yo it's here three you're
You're not playing with blocks in the proper way.
This crafting is painful.
Turn up FOV.
Brother, it's that quick bro!
I'm gonna quit.
Wow.
Wow, wait, it's beautiful.
Uh, now I need, um, chat.
Would it be too rage-baity if I just said everything wrong today
and tried to, like, get the first-time chatters to correct me?
Let's see how many first-time chatters like-
Oh, well, well, well, would you look at that?
I fucking found some platinum.
Holy shit, already?
God damn.
Oh, let me, let me actually, let me craft.
that's good okay let me craft
oh my god oh my god he doesn't know
Oh my god, he doesn't know, he doesn't fucking know.
You've gotta shmelt the iron!
I don't need more stone, I need to shmelt it.
Please say what's this diorite sometime today when you mind it.
I don't know.
I'm not like that smart when it comes to rage bait, unfortunately.
Like I'm actually, I'm going to, I have sweet berries for some reason, I actually don't.
Is this rage bait?
You decide.
Is that rage bait?
What do you guys think?
All right, let's make a cozy, cozy, cozy this.
than that fucking wood.
Oh, and then I need to make flint and steel.
Should I make low-punny cafe in here?
User wooden pickaxe for fuel?
What the fuck are you?
You just ran up to me and died?
Did he like burn himself in protest?
What the fuck was that?
scared the shit out of me
uh...
all flint and steel flint
all i need flint
are you serious
Wait, are you fucking serious?
Why isn't it?
Wait, what?
What?
I'm gonna die.
And you guys are laughing.
Wait am I stupid wait does Flint not spawn here or sorry whatever this there we go fucking
finally Jesus Christ I've got to be the unluckiest guy in the world for now just wait till you
see the Seahawks luck later all right hold on we got this okay what just wait till you
see it. There's gonna be a lot of fucking angry Seahawk fans in Seattle. Okay, you're gonna
want to look away. By the way, FYI, if you burn the meat to death, you actually end up cooking
it automatically. Ha! Just a little FYI. Fuck! It's hidden tech. You stupid bird! Oh my
god, this movement is insane. Did I even pick up the meat? I didn't. That's a great tip.
Thanks, Weeks. You're welcome.
What if I one try this?
Would that be impressive to any of you?
Yo, uh, VicR00, thank you for the sub.
Go in the fire, you fool.
Does he have more food?
You're legit already better than Ludwig.
Well, I mean, you're you're comparing me, a Mario fucking speedrunner to Ludwig from video games.
Please, like, that's a fair comparison at all.
I'll take that.
If Liam got gold in five days, you'd probably get it in six.
I'm not speedrunning.
Imagine taking blocks seriously.
Huh!
Like, how fucking pathetic.
A bucket.
Bang.
Wait, I think I'm ready to go into the nether.
Right?
right? Right? Um, hey, Piggy, unironically, yes, but I kind of want, I want to go into
to a cave. That's my favorite part. The best feeling in
Minecraft is being deep in a cave, building upward, and then
being like, Oh my God, there's light peering in. It's the best
fucking part. LMAO. What? I'm trying to be real. Like this, I
I want to explore this mountaintop.
Do I need more food?
What do you, I think we're good.
I actually think we're good.
I think I can beat the game soon.
Thank you, Hab, Jilly,
and thank you, Minx for the subs.
Oh no, I actually don't know how to make a portal.
Can I look it up?
I have completely forgotten.
I'm realizing right now I don't know how to make a fucking portal.
I don't know.
What?
Is there like a YouTube video that you guys can link me?
Oh, and I need a bed. Oh my god. I and I just let sheep go. Do I have enough for a bed?
Four I
Should do a challenge run where I can't look up recipes. I just have to do it like with my brain
I'll be fine. I'll be fine. It would be a fun challenge
Because like I don't know
How to do basic stuff here.
Oh, this doesn't work.
Too much Cobblemond.
Like, do you think it comes innately to know how to make a bed?
Oh my God, wait, a water pool.
If I had a lava, I could build a portal, right?
Guys.
Okay, bed.
Okay, bed, to make a bed, you go like this,
and then you go like this.
Holy fuck, I'm a genius, dude.
I'm actually a genius, genius level player.
Good morning.
Okay, now my main goal is to find a lava pool.
Peppers thank you lava lava lava
where is it I mean or I could just do
this the old-fashioned way what the
hell is that how do you zoom how do you zoom what the fuck is that ugly looking
thing. C. Lama. Oh, a village. Wait a second. Oh, this is the run of my life already a village.
A house like this would go for like $10,000 a month in New York.
This village is terrible. This village is fucking horrible.
Zoom is key. Oh, oh, watch this. Watch this.
What? He one tapped me. How'd he do that? He's 360 noscope me.
Why was he so quick? I don't understand.
I thought it was gonna, he was, what the fuck was that?
Why'd he do that?
He 360'd me, I don't understand.
In hardcore, he's insane at aiming?
Is that what you're telling me?
What the fuck is that?
That's bullshit Archie. Thank you dude all my fucking work
Wait to in hardcore you can't kill the iron golem or like what what is that?
Because clearly I was in the right here like that is total fucking bullshit
You and I both know it
No, you can't
you see that I literally my heart is beating from that just crafting that
that was so fucking awesome I just stacked it like that that's that's the
calculation my head was unbelievable where's the flint
I mean, I'm pretty much a speedrunner now.
One?
Dude, imagine if I get Minecraft speedrunner of the year.
That'd be even more illegitimate than Mario.
Oh, did a hitman, Freelancer, come out with new content or something?
No, no, I got a message this morning from Clint saying I just beat hitman freelancer.
What the fuck?
That's a good job.
But hardcore?
Is there something new about it?
I don't get it.
I was so close to beating it.
I was on the last mission of hardcore.
See you guys remember.
I beat the regular one.
No, you were not brother. It's on YouTube.
It's actually on YouTube.
Sure it is. It is.
Any iron in here? No.
AI. Yeah, I made AI.
I made myself into AI so that I could beat Hitman.
Like you think I'm that big of a loser, huh?
Like, get real.
And not quite beat it. Almost beat it. Almost!
The fuck are you looking at?
One tapped.
Oh man, I even found a village.
That's so sad.
And it's all gone to waste. For what?
This is pita as an organization like don't they get mad when you kill animals in video games
unironically. Oh my god. Okay I need to turn up my gamma. Whoa! Gamma, gamma, gamma. Gamma?
Huh?
It's called brightness.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, I fucking found platinum already.
This is gonna be the run of my life.
Dude, even more platinum.
Let's get titanium next.
Beautiful.
Look at this shit.
I actually really like mine crafting, but the problem is, I don't know if I want to
to get good at this game, or even if I can.
It seems very complicated to me.
Oh, by the way, football heads in the chat.
Can you guys keep me posted if the Patriots win
or the Seahawks win?
And if there's any goals that happen while I'm streaming,
just let me know.
And I promise you, I'll act like I care.
And if you're right now saying touchdowns and not
goals like who gives a shit.
Day one.
Oh wait, we need to cook.
Okay, okay, okay.
More stone.
I can do that.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Sorry, no, uh, no, seven.
I know I'm really sorry.
It's time we it's time we move on, by the way, I think it's it's time to let go.
Fuck you.
No, it's time to let go.
It's over now.
You look so kawaii today.
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
That's actually what I was going for.
Flint and steel?
Where's this fucking duck?
Oh wait, even better.
How do I light this guy on fire?
There we go.
Come here, bang.
Come here.
Bang.
Bald plus evil, man.
Uh, okay, this...
Wait, what do I need to make here?
Let me think for a second.
Do I need an iron pick?
Yes
Do I need a bucket yes, and then what else that's it right easy
I need a bed oh you also will need armor fuck
I'll try to do you guys really proud.
Thank you, DTP.
Three months of Mario and Counter Strike.
And Minecraft, I guess.
You can eat pumpkins, right?
Throw the shit away.
Throw the shit away, throw the shit away.
You can.
Oh my god.
And of course the first thing I get I craft is a hat like, of course, a fucking course.
With my goddamn bald pixels up top.
It's called covering the problem spots.
Dude, I've been using this new pomade.
It actually makes my hair look not balding at all.
It's pretty wonderful.
You just can't, just like, I just hope there's no breeze.
That's my one thing.
If there's like a breeze in the air or something, it's over.
Are you using it right now?
Yeah, I'm using it right now.
Why?
All right, let's go to the nether you know we should turn on subtitles and if let me
know on the bottom right if you think if you hear lava pops that's all I need you to do
That's your homework then yeah, I can say we beat Minecraft together lava pops
Like where is there a way to like no you just have to run run in one direction and survive
Pops middle left. I'm not your father son. I
I guess I could say hey son like I was like a colloquial thing it's like a diner lady calling
you honey.
Hi son.
You think I can get away with that?
Lava pops?
Are you sure?
Lava pop.
You said you heard lava pops.
Lava pop, you said you heard lava pops.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
actually fucking did it. Okay, let's get water. Wait, we can go into the portal right
now. All I have to do is be able to make a portal. Let's do it. Okay, here we are.
So, what we will be doing is...
To make another portal, we need to place down a block here.
Then, what we do is put water here.
Then we mine this.
That is the base of our portal.
Then what we have to do is we have to build it up here, or sorry, yeah, yeah, up here.
And to do that, we make the outline of the portal like this.
And then we pick up the water and put it here.
Not yet.
Because first we have to do this.
and then put it here.
Oh!
I don't trust you.
No, no, no.
I really don't trust you.
You have to clear one.
Oh!
This!
Now we do it. Easy.
Bottom right.
Fuck it.
Then.
Wait.
And then two Lavas.
And then we go like this.
And then I light it.
OHHHHH!
Let's freaking gooooooooo!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now I have to find a Bastion.
Where the fuck am I?
wait what wait wait what the fuck is this man wait what the fuck man why did they put me
why did they put me all the way out here
what the fuck is this
hmm okay I have an idea
how do you make a boat how do you make a boat I forget the challenge oh okay okay
we go like this now hold hold hold hold hold hold then what we do is we take a
Like a fuck ton of wood.
Like a fuck ton.
Then? Diving board! Holy shit, is this a bastion? Wait, wait. Wait, what? No fucking way.
He believed, he lied.
Okay wait, we need gold armor.
I just realized I do not have gold armor on.
What the hell was that?
Oh no, that's not gold.
Oh, there's gold!
I'll have to just make this jump.
Woohoo!
Yes!
They're coming? Well, so am I.
What the fuck is even that disgusting creature?
Man, it's gonna be- I wish I found- I mean, I could just loot it and get gold, right?
Fuck it.
Like, how much does this make, even?
I
Okay gold
One.
Two.
Can I put on one shoe?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Can I put on one shoe?
I mean put on one shoe!
Why wouldn't let me craft one shoe?
Like one little thing.
You stupid!
Now you die.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
AHH!
Wait, hold on, just in case people just join me, let me just do some really quick thing.
Oh my god, wait, there's a bash in this way.
some entity analysis, I guess. Pretty rudimentary.
I need to eat some food.
Okay, we don't need gold.
We actually don't need gold.
Oh, oh, this is a treasure bastion.
That means I have to go approximately
all the way over here,
then we go all the way over there,
then we go here,
and then we go,
ah!
And then we go there.
And then what we have to do is we have to find gold blocks,
which I can easily find because it's right over,
Oh no! They're all over me! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
I just wanted to quickly run through the area.
And now what? Dude, you guys don't know about the mole rat, do you?
You see what the mole rat does is he finds a way to persevere
He finds a way to persevere regardless of all the odds
Oh god!
Oh! This hurts! It hurts me!
You have to crouch?
Oh!
No! No! Oh my god! Oh my god! No! No!
Oh my god! Crouch!
Oh my God!
It's...
That can be in a Jones moment!
I'm gonna chase my opponent!
Oh my God! My good Lord!
Good Lord!
Jesus!
Oh my God!
Woo!
At least we're in the clear now.
You know, I just did some analyzing.
I should know exactly what to do.
I all I have to do is stay calm
Do it treasure treasure treasure treasure. Oh, this is the one with the two towers. Sorry like um
Wait, oh yeah, there's a chest on the left and right side, I believe.
Right K4?
No, no, no.
It does her biome.
Oh, orange biome, oh, desert biome, please, like, perfect.
Wait, any Minecraft speedrunners watching right now?
Can I show you guys something?
Wait, well look at this, look at this, ready K4?
Look what I learned.
Will?
That one's for free. You can keep it.
You can actually fucking keep it.
Have you learned how to drag?
Uh, yeah, bro. I smoked cigarettes in eighth grade.
Like what the fuck are you even talking about?
Wait this is too much. Wait now we go home?
Oh I think we're gonna stop. Okay here we go.
Bang
Oh
Okay, well the reason I want to do that is
There we go, perfect RNG it's RNG manipulation
Brother, how many badges do you have?
In chat?
What are these, like, girl scout badges?
The more badges, the better the person, right?
Everyone here is the same.
They're all equal.
Except if you unsolved, you're a piece of shit, though.
Okay, focus.
What I need to find is iron.
Seven iron.
I actually remember this from my training.
Seven iron.
And to do this we can find a village or a shipwreck.
Or we just do it the old fashioned way and dig down.
And I need flint.
And steel.
I also need food.
there's so much to do I need fucking food in real life I'm in my 30s I'm 38 years
old maybe I'm too old to play this game
Oh, not a poo-a-l. Here we go. First try. Second try. Third try. Okay, now I need iron.
there's iron right where my crosshair is right now. I actually see it. This is my super
bowl today oh shit wait when does it start I have a party to go to just let
me know when it's starting and then I have to I have to dip you are a chud
I'm not a chud, I'm not a chud, I'm squeaks.
It starts in an hour.
Yon, hardy watch Vitality win today.
That's my Super Bowl.
Like eSports are sports.
Grow up.
I do it. I watch it with my family.
You know, Zai Wu is like my Barry Bonds.
Such an old reference.
Zai Wu is my Barry Bonds for sure.
Um.
Craft.
Oh, I need more stone.
is this enough yes squeaks you're my oj simpson uh what do you mean by that what do you mean
by that i've never killed wait are we allowed to say that did he wrote a book titled if
I did it that's crazy right we're like he wrote a fucking book about how he would
murder that's crazy that's crazy if if I did it low-key murder is something you
would do. I really think I'm an empath. I couldn't kill somebody.
My friend is always late to things and he always says he's he
has time blindness. And I'm an asshole for calling him out. Get
the fuck out of here, bro.
Okay, wait, I need of iron pickaxe. Wait, there's actually good practice to potentially
get into speedrunning, right? I need a flint and steel. And then I also need, I mean,
armor. Oh, you need a bucket bucket. Alright, then we're good to go. And now we can go into the
nether. Without armor again. Okay, you know what to do. Bottom right, make sure you guys see lava
pops. If you see lava pops, let me know. Oh, I do need food.
That's all you have to look for is lava pops. I think I read
somewhere on the internet that lava can spawn underneath
still pools of water. Oh, here's water.
zombie groans
oh here's my food sorry I'm gonna eat the fuck out of you
you next y'um y'um
lava pops lava pops there are footsteps on your right and left I don't give a shit about footsteps I just need lava pops
At least I don't lava you anymore.
I've never lavaed you.
The fuck is this?
Why would they do this?
Are the devs in chat or something?
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Press F5.
What?
Oh, to like look around?
Oh, not just a big fan of you.
What else is he a big fan of?
Oh, OK.
Geez.
Well, that's just in.
Oh, you stupid.
Oh, now it's uncooked.
You've ruined my meal, evil.
Oh, sorry, I'm so sorry, child.
It was a mistake.
I didn't do it, but I'll write a book if I did it.
No, I don't wanna start a force fire.
There we go.
No lava pops?
Lava pops, sheepbaws, what the fuck was that I swear I didn't fart, I swear that was in
the game.
No, and it's almost bedtime.
No, no lava.
I want lava pops, please.
Make a bed.
Hey guys, no back-seating seriously, but I will thank you.
But you know when I don't need a bed?
If I go into the nether?
You ever consider this?
Good night.
How hard is it to fucking find lava?
actually pissing me off. Maybe I just start digging down. Like is this hard? Like don't
people speedrun this? Digging down is easier. You're in a bad biome. The whole run is done
by now usually look for ocean I will not be able to know how to do an ocean
thing I will not do it I will not be able to know I can no fucking clue I can
YouTube it but I'll YouTube it okay fine deal I'll look in the ocean I also be
should be making a boat. Actually, let's make a boat. Set sail for adventure. I just realized
What's your name is yo sevens wife.
What's the story behind that.
Seven wives.
They keep leaving me little W.
I'm actually sorry to hear that.
Oh, we need wood
Don't be parasocial with me, please. I'm just asking a
I'm just asking a question
What is that what the fuck is that what is that noise?
Anyway
What is happening okay lava pops we should probably go the other direction you missed
an apple I don't give a shit about apples or find kelp in the ocean honestly fuck it
Let's find kelp
Because we're gonna do an underwater portal folks I
Can do it I am capable I
Am capable of doing it. I know I can
It's not hubris I'm on 1.16 point one
I won't learn I can do anything
Wait video
Do you guys see kelp
Just a bunch of ugly fish
Kelp
The fuck is that noise?
Is this meant to be a speed run?
Yes.
Why do you ask?
There, that's kelp!
This is kelp.
Okay here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
I've never done this before, but I do remember a couple of things.
I need to make doors.
How do I craft doors?
Wait, how do I craft on the ocean?
Okay, I have to craft under the water.
It's fine.
I could just do, don't worry, don't worry.
Okay, now.
Okay, then we go here.
I need this. We go all the way down, all the way down until we find an L. Do you guys see
an L? Right? Is it an L? I believe it's an L.
Oh
Right it's an hour to go
What the fuck is that oh there what the fuck is that?
Here's an L. What? Don't be like that. Okay. And then I mine this. Right?
Do I mind this?
You don't use it if it's next to a wall.
Oh okay wait, hold on.
Okay, wait.
I mine this like this.
Then I go like this.
And then I make a backboard.
I believe like this.
Then what I have to do is mine this...
Oh, I place a block. Oh, yes, yes!
Like that, and then I mine this.
Oh, but there's no lava.
How do you guys know there's no lava?
Fuck my stupid chud life.
Oh wait, there's another L. I see an L.
Okay, let's get some logs again.
Here's an L. Okay, let's check. Let's check.
Maybe there's lava there.
So we mine this.
Backboard.
I fucked up.
There's no lava.
Who gives a shit about this ravine?
How is it fake?
What does that even mean?
How can things be faked?
That's so sad.
I'm not fake, I'm real as hell.
I'm really like this.
Damage beautiful under here.
I didn't make a boat, did I?
Wait, I can place a boat on water.
All right, keep your eyes peeled for kelp.
Keep your eyes peeled.
We're looking for kelp or lava pops.
Oh, a pirate ship!
Wait a second, this could be huge if it has gold.
It could be huge.
I'll be safe in the nether.
That's not a pirate ship.
Oh, is it?
It is.
I
Cute clothes
Um, what did I just do?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna do this.
Get the fuck out of my way, you stupid zombie.
Oh my fucking god, look, endless iron!
Endless iron, let's make some armor right now.
Let's start with chest plate, actually.
I don't need a shield I really don't know I don't
you do okay fine right here right here right here it would make me way more
confident alright and then I guess I'll just keep the rest oh I can upgrade my
axe right cuz that's my web okay let's do some cleanup
I could probably get rid of this.
Make an off.
Brother, wrong game.
Ha ha ha.
Squeeze viewers be like, go to Womps.
Is there another chest I should loot?
No, right?
Those are the two?
Front and back.
I remember just like my coach taught me.
Front and back.
Below?
Do I need the third one?
I didn't mean that to be flirty.
Oh, good!
Great chat, thanks.
Like, what the fuck am I listening to?
It makes no sense.
Gunpowders, what?
Wait.
It's actually fucking beautiful out here.
Lava pops. Lava pops.
I'm not doing a let's play. I'm doing a speed run.
Why is it so hard to find?
Yeah, I'm doing a speed run.
Like you'd think it'd be easy.
What version are you playing?
I can run a mile in like seven minutes.
Is this kelp?
Oh!
I see a ravine, I see it!
Oh my god, I fucking see it!
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
What the hell is that?
L, we're looking for an-
What is he sucking the soul out of me for?
What the hell is that?!
He's sucking the soul out of me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, please!
Please!
What was that?
What is out there, man?
What was that?
It's the aquapolis demon.
Oh.
I was going to guess that, actually.
Dude he can suck through the door! What the fuck! No man!
I think I have to break his line of sight. I should have had more blocks.
This is really bad.
come down here come down here you fucking idiot I'll kill that shit out of you if I'm
on land. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, Gigi. What was that? He flopped. Wait, he died. How
How'd he die?
Huh!
That was easy.
That was actually really easy.
He sucked me to death.
What's he doing in there?
What the hell?
What's he doing in there, man?
Okay, okay, hold on.
L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L.
Oh, why is it so hard to find an L?
There's no L's down there.
What I'm getting sucked by too way don't stop. Let me out. Let me out. This is a nightmare. I hate this
I actually hate fucking hate that
We just gotta get out we have to get out we have to get out
Okay, I'm still alive.
Alright, I'll just get back to land.
Oh no, my steak is so buttery and juicy.
You guys just here suck and you lose your mind.
Am I being chased?
Oh, Dolphin! Wait, whoa!
Hey, buddy.
Hi.
Is that kelp?
This looks like kelp.
No.
No, it's fish.
I'm sorry, they all look the same.
If that's okay for me to say.
The fish and the kelp, they're all covered by boxes.
Oh my God, another pirate ship.
Oh, there's a ravine.
Okay, wait, this is actually ideal.
This is actually ideal.
Okay.
Um...
and we go
no way it's the same ship come on you think I'm fucking stupid
I'd go in a circle like that
that's just unlucky, unlucky coincidence in the middle
there's two ships that can have gunpowder, powder, right?
Unlucky unlucky, but here is where all the good loot is
Kind of a garbage ship so far honestly
Here is where all of the good loot is and what did I tell you this is the same shit. Okay now I
Now I realize that is actually
There was a ravine I ran into.
Which way was it again?
Is this down here?
Didn't I see one?
There.
is what I'm looking for, baby.
Is this the same one from before?
No, surely not.
My boat, it's stealing my boat.
It's stealing it.
No, no, no, this isn't the same one.
Okay, perfect, perfect.
Oh yes, oh my God, there's lava.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Oh, okay, I really fucked this up, actually.
I'm gonna put my crafting table down here, I'm gonna do this, then I'm gonna put my,
No, I have to hold shift, I think.
Then I go like this, stand here, I break my crafting table now, it breaks the door, just
like I presumed.
which is perfect because what I wanna do
is make a backboard.
Watch this.
Bang, bang.
Then I place one block on top,
which I'll make it the magma block.
Then I mine this.
Yes, yes, right?
I fucked it up.
Oh, because the door isn't in there.
Oh, the door would have made their lava.
Oh, it was such a good try, though.
And then there's lava under.
Oh, it was such a good fucking try.
Okay, hold on.
So I'm gonna say nice try right now,
or I'm fucking actually ending stream.
I'm not kidding.
Cause that legit was a good try.
Where'd my door go?
L! L! L!
There's so many L's down here.
Okay, here we go. First fucking try here.
Beautiful! Put the block down!
No, no, sorry. We have to make the backboard.
Backboard. Break this block. What the fuck? How do I fuck it up? Oh because I forgot to
put the block on top. Oh right, right, right, right, right. Okay you guys can say bad try
right now like keep it real. Keep it real. I even said I needed it and I didn't do
it you can do one bad try I just for Gore I for Gore
I'll take all this
okay L L L here we go here we go here we go there's a ton of L's
break this block okay door done backboard bang bang block on top break
this boom I have lava I have fucking lava now with my let me just think about
this because I'm grabbing the different sides of lava one under yeah we empty the bucket I grab
lava directly under me and build it right here no but I need this to be
oh I'm killing all these fish
You build it behind.
I grab lava and put it here.
No.
Oh, I put it here.
Ah, yes, dude.
Okay, so that lava is now flowing.
So now I'm gonna aim to the back of it from behind, right?
That one.
Then I put it here.
I'm going to make this have a backboard.
I'm just too scared.
On top of the door?
Oh, yeah, wait, it's high enough.
Wait, but that's going to fuck.
So right click right now.
No, man!
I'm just putting it into the ether.
I'm just trolling. I'm trolling. I'm trolling. I'm trolling. And then we have to do we have
to grab the lava to the left of it, right here. Beautiful. I remember this. And then
I put it, wait, one, two, then I put it here. Or is this a fat fucking portal? Yeah, no,
I put it there. Then I grab a lava from the right of it, and then I put it on the back
board of this door. Oh, back again. Oh, yeah. Like that. Okay, now we have to get really,
It's really crazy.
Now I break everything, right?
Except the door.
Beautiful.
OK, and then we light the sucker.
But drain at first and then light the sucker.
Then we light the sucker.
I built that underground portal and now I'm going to find I'm going to find what has the
most entities.
Is that how you do it?
Oh no, 500 entity distance.
Okay, it was on it.
So this says 10.
Render distance, 20.
Oh, here we go, here we go, this way.
Oh, I actually am fucking speed running right now.
Oh my god, I actually figured it out.
Do I change my render distance again?
Okay, so it's this way.
Here I come.
Oh, I need gold.
Let's cook up some gold.
Monka!
Ow!
Ah!
It sucks that I actually don't have blocks.
By the way, there's no chance at how I'm doing this all over again.
Right?
Like this is the fucking urn?
Squeeze you forgot to place your bed. Oh my bad
No
The reason I'm not wearing my glasses is because I had to go to the grocery store this morning
and I wore my sunglasses.
I mean, what are we waiting for?
It's a fucking speed run at the end of the day.
okay and I'm just responding to the one guy that said why are you not wearing
your glasses I'm not just talking randomly obviously I'm talking to the
guy who's asking quiet piggy where the hell is he that means there's probably a
bashing clothes no oh wait wait I don't want to get turned around let's look in
through the window
what the hell over there that's the bashing I fucking found it using my
own skills. That's it. I actually did it.
Dude, Minecraft is easy.
Like, how do you even compete in this game? I probably am like...
Hey, good to see ya, bud. Good to see ya.
Wait, was that not the back- was it an illusion?
Where'd I just see the Bastion?
Where are all these guys coming from?
Under?
Where where oh?
Yeah, somewhere here
Oh, I guess I could dig down
or is it up wait is it up or down it's got to be up right
What is bill 10 why you're saying bill 10
It's built in? I don't get it! Where is this fucking thing? I'm so fucking annoyed at the
This is a stupid game.
Okay.
I'm so sad.
That's all gonna die.
Frustration and anger.
That's all gonna die.
You're fucking kidding me.
All the building under the water and everything is going to go to waste
Minecraft runs die in the fucking lava. That's where they're meant to die
Horses in the fires
Why'd I do that? How stupid am I?
I feel like I'm getting the same biome over and over again.
Pumpkin biome.
Hey, Squeezer, are you going to watch a watch party for the Super Bowl?
Yeah, I'll host it.
For sure, for sure.
And then the first thing you build is this right?
How's my game lagging is it because my entity distance is up?
I didn't even know it started until I heard about Lindsey Graham, not Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey Vaughn.
Sorry, Lindsey Graham is like the opposite of Lindsey Vaughn.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
I actually named her opposite.
I'm actually sorry.
A village!
Eurythra!
I'm actually not that excited, TBH.
Whatever.
Squeaks, my cat is watching?
No, I shouldn't. That's...
Oh, the fuck grew up.
That is just... I mean, why am I...
He just got so scared.
No flippin' way, awesome.
Dude, why is my computer lagging in Minecraft though?
Those guys are drinking problems.
Oh!
My RAM allocation is low.
I'm actually running another game at the same time.
Please, you should rent an office so your family doesn't hear you scream all the time.
Do you seriously think I'm at my house right now?
I'm at work.
This whole time.
Garfield bed
How much food is too much food don't don't make some joke, but I mean like
Like 34 bread has got to be enough right
There's never enough a full stack, so I need like 64
But like that's enough enough enough
Where's the iron golem I want to slay him I can do it I think
There you are.
Um.
This isn't one!
What the fuck?
All right, watch this. Minimum?
Four iron incoming.
Oh, double head.
Oh, what did I say?
I'm cheating.
There we go.
Wait, two minutes, thanks.
Okay, we need this.
Then I'm gonna make, that's it.
Oh, I need an axe.
Shit, man. Shit, dude.
Oh.
I should have made a bucket.
What the fuck are you looking at, bro? Come on.
Terracotta?
It's not stone.
You can't craft with smooth stone is I was called rage baiting welcome to fucking business
Holy shit. Yeah, it's just part of the gig at this point.
Um, where did I leave my graphing table?
Right. It's right over here. Okay. Um,
We need stone and to get stone, we're going to do this.
Fuck my iron. I don't give a shit about that. And then I go like this. Boom.
Beautiful. Make a shield. No, like what? I don't need a shield. You severely underestimate
me always. I'll find an iron for flint and steel. It's not a problem. You have a hot
bar of a villager? Oh wait, you're right, I do need... we'll find it, we'll find it.
Good morning! Good morning!
Get to work, everybody!
Disenchantment. Okay, let's get out of here. What am I looking for? Iron. I need iron. Iron.
And I actually know where iron is exactly. Watch this. Don't believe me. It's right
here. Here's iron.
Not quite.
Right here, right here, right here.
Fuck my stupid chungus life.
Police dog vibes!
Oh, oh wait, wait, wait.
Actually, that's not it.
Oh, that's not it.
They also should be looking for flint and steel.
Specifically flint, specifically.
Ooh, okay, now iron.
Oh yeah, iron right there.
Perfect.
right.
Toronto.
Wait, diorite.
What's that good for?
Right?
It actually has some use.
No, it's good.
I'm using 1.1.6 or whatever,
because I'm a speed runner.
I'm actually trying to beat the world record.
Uh-oh.
I don't have a bed. Oh, I do. Oh, shit. When I literally have a bed. Sorry. I have literally
two on my out bar. Sorry, I'm an old man. That was this run I went to the village. You're
You're getting me.
That was this one.
All right, let's start smelting.
I made two crafting tables, perfect.
We can smelt two at the same time.
You go like this, bang.
You know what?
And because I'm a speed runner,
I'm actually gonna do peak efficiency here.
How do you like that?
This is the fastest anyone has ever made so much iron.
You made a penis.
All right, well, I made a penis.
That's my bad.
Three.
Oh, now I can make a flint and steel.
Then, I need to make a bucket.
Bang, bang, bang, bucket.
Wait, a huge game happened in the NFL?
Awesome!
Wait, thanks for the update.
Let's go, team!
I care. Why would I not care about that?
I actually do care, uh, okay, and then we can make some more armor. I guess I can make pants, right?
Fuck, I should make a shield. No, but it's cowardly!
You all make fun of me, will you?
You think I'm cool?
Ants.
Oh, come on man. Just one more stupid measly. It's just one iron, right? How hard could it be?
Oh, it's not lava cool. But lava pops. There it is.
Two I don't I don't mind. Oh, there's a third
Well, I wouldn't mind having three oh and right while I'm here four five six infinite iron infinite
Infinity iron
Let's go back, let's go back.
Just a couple over here.
Just get diamond squeaks.
If I run, if I'm like lose a hardcore run and I have diamonds, I'm ending it all.
Like I'm not even kidding.
I'm ending it all.
I don't think I can.
I just can't deal with that.
Okay.
Seven, six.
Get rid of this, get rid of this,
get rid of this, get rid of this, get rid of this,
this, this, this, this.
I'm gonna keep some beds for me to hit the one cycle.
All right, now let's make some pants.
And then how about some cute shoes, too.
Bang, bang.
Boom!
Beautiful!
Now we also need some gold.
Who does gold spawn though?
Or let's just find it in the nether.
I think now that I have full iron, like fuck it.
Like I'm invincible, I'm immortal.
Okay, welcome to lava pops.
We are gonna be looking for lava pops, a lava pool.
I have realized now that building a portal under the water is really difficult.
I was by lava, but it wasn't a lava pool. How do I find a lava pool?
Is the fastest way to like run around or do I is the fastest way to literally to look in the ocean?
I need wood
Ocean is the fastest so you guys want me to make an ass of myself again, right?
running around and all that, like, it's just too slow.
It's hurting my time.
Wait, I like this color.
To the ocean!
Yeah!
I mean, I guess it's good because I can also find shipwrecks.
I don't know how to complete a run.
I don't know how to try MCSR.
Oh wait, an MCSR's ranked or whatever?
When you spawn, you're always next to a lava pool, right?
Wait, the overall is so easy.
Oh my God, that's so easy.
But then I don't know what to do in the Nether.
I'd have to do Bastion Routing.
Thank you, Bobby, as Lee, I promise it's not hard to learn.
How do you practice?
Like do I just have to jump in game?
But I like I don't know where the gold blocks are
Your video has all the routes yeah, I actually rewatched I
Rewatched my own video. I couldn't stand one of the guys. I
Don't want to watch me nodding along
Yeah, for sure. No, not you.
For sure. Fix your hair squeaks.
This is the way I like it. I styled it like this. What do you mean?
Wait, I look cool.
That's what I look like. You guys are lucky.
where's the kelp and you're saying this is the fastest way right what I'm doing
right now this is the fastest possible way oh wait I'm a noob I'm actually a
fucking noob. It's so embarrassing. Holy shit.
Help!
Pardon me.
Oh, there!
That's Kelp.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, that's Kelp.
I don't have doors.
whatever.
Where the fuck it, where the fuck?
Where's the bubbles?
Is this not kelp?
It is kelp.
Kelp doesn't guarantee, uh, it's fake kelp.
Like this is what I don't fuck with about Minecraft.
It's fake. Some stuff is fake.
What?
Going to the desert. You seriously think we're gonna run into Lava in the desert by him?
You have a lot to learn seriously. You have a lot to tweak and learn.
You've got no fucking idea about drop rates and stuff.
stuff. Sorry, princess. I actually know exactly where the lava pool is, princess.
Anyway, I get to do discord nitro for movie night tonight, princess.
Have you seen 2001 Space Odyssey, princess? Excuse me, princess. Ow, stupid.
Okay, where's the lava pool? Where is it? Wait, K4. If I do... lava! No pool. If I...
Is it like deeply unethical to have K4 on the cell phone
or on the cell phone, on Discord,
while I'm in the Bastion during MCSR ranked?
Sorry, I'm actually old.
In ranked, but who gives a shit about the integrity
of like, well, who gives a shit about it?
like let's fucking steal some noobs elote together yeah like streamers use
their chat for advice is that not cheating think about it fucking streamers
hey squeeze amount of Superbowl party can you start dreaming it's hard to keep
my looking at my phone while talking to someone well obvious lava pops
Good night.
Wait, lava pops, lava pops.
Stop.
What?
Stop.
Sorry.
Sorry for disturbing you.
Okay.
That's lava.
Okay.
Do I say the run oh my god oh my god sorry okay wait now to build a portal
Which is an easy thing to do.
Because what you have to do is
One, two, three, four.
I just want to try to understand this.
If I put down a block here, then I put water here.
When I mine this, then I grab the water and then we need this fucking structure like that.
And then we also want two blocks like this.
Then I place the water here.
I grab lava, put it here, grab lava, put it here, grab lava, put it here, grab lava, put
it here, grab lava, put it here.
Bang.
Then I mine out the bottom two.
Lava, put it there, there, grab the water, go in here, and go in.
Okay, and now we kill ourselves. Oh no, it's not all bad. Okay, then what we do is we go into
video setting, render distance 20, entity distance 500, 30 FOV, I think, for some reason,
and then look where the entities are spawning, like in the 60 to 70 range.
They're not very good spawn, but we have to go this way, right?
I'm not in the point where I can shit chat with you about your partying, man.
I'm working so hard I just throw the run like that, like one little tick, the tick of the
fucking clock. I worked so hard for what? I'm gonna recognize my inventory and make a train
on a bill of portal and then one god's fucking flicking me off their edge. It actually is pissing
me off. I don't understand. Would I die of cardiac arrest? I just randomly die. It's so stupid.
Oh my fucking god like what is that? What is that?
There's just no way oh good the boat killed me for fall damage
Like the boat killed me I
MLG killed myself I actually MLG killed my fucking self
Dude, even looking for the lava pool, it's all for nothing!
You wanna see something sick?
Whatever.
You made two picks.
Just give me a second here, okay?
Give me a fucking second.
I'll tell you why. In just a second.
It's actually a good reason as to why.
No, I don't...
I'm about to load into MCSR, I think.
I don't give a shit.
I don't want to look for an hour about stupid fucking MCSO rank, or whatever.
Or like, are there practice maps that guarantee a spawn by a village?
How do I do it?
I already have it installed, but I'm on a new computer so everything K4 put on my computer
is deleted. I want to go on the easy fucking cheat seeds. I don't want to be in Garfield
land like what the fuck am I looking at? Wait, what am I looking for? Oh, food, village.
There is a way to solo MCSR ranked, or really?
I don't have enough RAM allocated. I don't want to fix that.
We can do it right now, Squeaks.
You're going to be worst enforced.
See, look, this is the error I got when I launched MCSR ranked.
Oh, yes, perfect.
You do not have enough memory.
Increase the allocated memory.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Do you want to do a solo room?
Yeah.
But whenever I start-
You can play like a run.
Yeah, I want to do a run.
Yeah.
But whenever I start MCSR rank, it says you do not have enough memory increase to allocate memory to 2048 megabits or higher.
Okay, can you share a screen? Yes.
So, yeah, so close the game and then your end multi MC, which is good.
Yeah, just close the game
And so click on ranked and click edit instance on the right. Yeah, that works as well and settings
And memory and make it 4096
Top or bottom yeah, yeah 4096
So, for like true solo, you have to buy a $3 rank, which I would make you do, but I just
create a room right now because it'll be easier for you.
Wait, thanks.
It costs money?
Yeah, I mean, I've got to hustle somehow, right?
I got it.
that honestly. So don't leak this. So go click start a match and go join room
and click hide and now don't leak that and put that in.
Cool. All right. Let me check if there's anything else. I could put a baby mode on where if you
die it gives you your items back no no no can i like when i die i can redo i can um
i can queue up again right yeah okay okay yeah okay uh you can share the game i'll start it do
you want me to be in call like i was gonna leave but oh for the bastion run for the bastion it'll be
really helpful yeah just just call me if you'd like need help oh my god i will thank you so much
Wait, this is actually amazing. Thank you.
Um, yeah, you can show the game on stream though. There's nothing that gets leaked now.
Perfect. Thank you.
Cool. All right. Yeah, uh, if you like don't like the seat or something, you can
pause and click the seat change button and that should just work.
Oh, perfect.
Cool. All right. Good luck.
All right. Thanks.
Okay, okay, okay, I feel like we're in the big leagues right now with the, we got the
rent seed generating.
I can't have to go to the bathroom, but okay, first things first, set the spawn.
Everybody knows that. Everybody knows you want to set a spawn.
Then what we got to do is this. It's act. Wait, why are you running at the same time?
Why am I racing K4?
Okay, okay.
Okay.
I need one more stone.
Then I go like this, like that.
There's a blacksmith? I don't know what to do with a blacksmith.
You trade him stone for iron. Oh, what? How?
are you guys just baiting me? I'm not panicking I'm actually very chill. What you want is
There's like 31 bread I'm pretty sure.
Perfect.
Oh, it's Iron Giant!
Watch this.
I should have made a pickaxe it's all good it's all good it's all good no way I did
the right thing oh blacksmith blacksmith where is the blacksmith how do you know the
Blacksmith the flat roof you what the hell are you guys doing here chill out oh
My god, I got iron
Wait
I can go into the nether.
I need flint and steel flint and steel flint and steel flint and steel
and it has to be on uh no and then because uh this is mcsr rank there has to be um a lava pool right
Or it's flawed? The seed is flawed. Yes, honey, don't honey me. I'm tough. Oh, you see leaves burn.
Lava! That's not the lava pool.
Where the fuck is lava? Oh there, there's leaves burning. Oh, you're right. Wait, chat. I'm actually learning. I just learned that.
And then here's the gravel. Oh, I don't have a spoon.
First try, baby.
Blint and steel.
Okay.
and then I need water in my bucket.
Oops.
Okay, wait, water in my bucket.
Let me think about this.
So we're gonna build a portal from this side.
One, two, yeah, this is fine.
We place down a block here.
here, put the water here, mine the block there, pick it up, then we build a structure like
And then we have to build two like this, and then we let the water flow here.
Can we mine this?
Then we go back here, drain the water, and light this sucker.
Alright, hold on.
Before I go in, let me think.
maybe I build any gold I need gold don't I
I need more blocks wait seven minute entry is not bad brother if that's not bad
the people who play this game are awful it's awful that what are you talking
about
like that all right let's go in fuck it i'm ready to die
okay wait then
this goes to 20
Uh, wait, where's entity thing?
Oh, to the bashings over here.
It's built in? Stop saying built in. Oh my god, is it built in? Is it actually built
10. This is terrible news. There it is.
Did I just hallucinate that?
Did I just hallucinate?
What the fuck, what the fuck am I looking at here?
Oh, my render distance.
Wait, I'm like having a brain, I'm having a brain problem. Oh, it's a 25. It's weird.
Oh, oh, the go to the 25 spike, I see.
so over here oh cuz it's a weird one I see
No 130 minus 130 wait what
130 minus very weird seed you good Jerry set
Oh 130. Oh, okay. Okay.
So no, I'll find it
130 minus 130. If only I understood these, um, the X and Y axes. I need a boat. I'm on
boat remember millennials I'm on a boat and so I can tell you got homeschooled
Where's that? Also, I did it. Why are you spreading rumors?
Like a boss. Like a boss. Classic.
I'm a fire my laser. Yeah!
I
What the hell
So he forfeited wait till I beat k4
Light work one
Two, three.
Oh, wait.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Oh, here's the blacksmith.
Here's the thing chat.
Yeah, I know you guys are begging me to make wooden tools.
You actually fucking don't need wooden tools.
When there's a blacksmith, you guys should know this.
Oh, I already went in here.
to kill the iron golem. Yes, the answer is yes. I need to build an axe way earlier.
You don't need to, but I want to.
Oh, I need to build an axe.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Um, why am I so fucking stupid?
Okay, come here.
buddy
Oh my god, you're gonna want to look away kid
Is that what you're supposed to do to check where the lava pool is?
Okay, we actually don't need this.
What's the right tool to get the hay bales?
Hey, watch it guys, watch it, c'mon.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Oh my God, that's how you make it a beautiful color.
I didn't know that.
Oh, wow.
Um, okay, okay.
Sorry, you're right.
You're right.
Um, we need more blocks.
And in order to do this, the correct thing to make is shears.
Actually
No
Okay
Okay, good good good good good good
Okay, now we have to find
Find lava.
Found it.
We need water.
Is that cool?
Come on.
Give me Flint, please.
Thank you.
Oh, if you place them and break it again, it works?
Where'd the lava go?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Wait, thanks guys. You're really helping me today.
Okay, now comes the fun part.
Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.
There we go.
Oh, so you got the lower settings, huh, the DraftChangeFV?
Okay, so this looks pretty promising this area
Put that away put that away
Jesus Christ
Yeah
I'm not cold
They'll tell
What? What the fuck?
You can see it?
Oh.
Wait, that's not it?
Those are just fucking pigs.
Oh this!
Oh my fucking god, it actually is built in.
of
Oh no, please let me up.
Why is it so tall?
You have no armor squeaks?
Do you think I give a shit?
Oh, is that gold up there?
Oh, I'm on the wrong side.
I don't have blocks.
Oh my God, I need blocks.
Okay, no problem.
No blocks and no hair.
Hey fuck you!
I have blocks now.
I
Let's clean up
You know clean up clean up clean up clean up
We're fine
I'm not stalling. It's a speedrun.
are there stairs or something here?
It's in the wall here somewhere, like here?
I'm sorry I'm taunting you.
You idiot!
You think you can go up to me?
What?
What? He's on? I thought...
I
This gold here?
Oh, if you go up to the other side.
Uh, oh, like here?
I see.
I
The noises are so fucking scary, man.
And then to the left, right?
Oh, yeah
I'm cheating how does he know
Okay wait, then we have to go back
Have the gold ready
But I don't want to get rid of my block, so let's have the gold
This year
I
Monka
Is this something
I
What do I need?
obsidian one coal is that bad do I throw it away here we go here we go wait
we're good to go I think what is an OB what is an OB why is an OB what is an
Obey obsidian stop saying Obey
What the fuck is Obey Obey this Obey that fucking Obey 20
Can Obey
Obey Obey Obey like we're not fucking not a pet. It's obsidian
Have some decorum in class
Oh, so I need one more obsidian?
Or am I good?
I need string to make room.
You need one more.
And where are the chests?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Jeff, I go this way.
Okay, no OB.
We need more OB.
Oh, you don't need crying?
Crying?
Everything's crying.
Oh, we wanted crying?
Chas is so annoying!
Holy fuck! Why am I listening to just-
If you're going to the lava, I'm going to start crying and I'm not OB.
I have three crying, but I need one more regular obsidian.
Wait, let's go up to our piggies.
Maybe they traded more.
Left and right corners underneath.
Yes sir!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Are you sure?
Oh, I can call him!
What am I doing?
I can call him.
Wait, why am I like shy right now?
Yo!
Yeah, how am I doing k4 you're doing good
Like you know, it seems a bit funny and you're just kind of walking around everything
But you'd like to remember a lot from the original I do I even watched parts of the video again
Yeah, like this is, like, I think channels are giving you a bit of grief, but this is infinitely more watchable than like a blind play for us and me.
Oh thanks!
But yeah, if you go back upstairs to where you mined the gold.
Yeah.
Oh wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Literally where the gold was.
Here.
Yep, and then, so there's left and there's right, and if you go down, yeah, that one
that you're looking at, I mean I'm gonna stream to light, but there's one more down there.
And honestly, this might just give us enough.
I don't know where it came from, I didn't have those because I rotted the bastion with
you and I didn't have those guys upstairs that you did.
So you're saying it's flawed
Well, you did break a block that you should have broken, but
It's okay
Wait, so you wait wait, so I have to go all the way back
I mean
So this is a right off
That was a really good run though, that was close
So one what I can't forfeit
Okay, so we go again. Okay, I'll call you when I'm back in the bastion. Okay. Bye. Oh
Wait, I have to go to the bathroom. Wait, can I
Bathroom break really quick. Don't move. I
Have to go I have to go
I'll leave you with this, I'll leave you with this.
I'm back
I think he moka thunder for the sob
Why is that?
Dude, he's not fucking pausing
What the hell is that?
It's just not fair.
what it wasn't fair wait did it say village biome
Because that's the only thing I know how to do.
Let's just, let's just not throw anything.
How does he already have iron?
Oh, it's desert village.
Lol.
The blacksmith. Oh, lol.
Hmm.
Blacksmith first. Here's the blacksmith.
Great.
Then, what we need to do is craft a bucket.
Oh, I forgot the stone.
Oh!
Oh, I should have chose different stone.
Okay, okay, okay.
And now,
you guys are gonna be so fucking impressed with me
in a second, it's gonna be insane.
Watch this.
Wait, no.
Where is he going?
Now we build with this a bucket.
Then I build a shovel.
Oh I need to build, oh yeah, flint and steel, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get more food.
It's hard to remember.
Like it's hard to remember everything.
I'll get there.
Flint and steel, is that what you wanna hear?
It's hard but comfy.
Yeah, I'm not ever comfortable, that's the thing.
There's never a single time where I'm like, ah.
There we go.
Tell me that's not the perfect amount of food, 59.
Oh, I can also make shears, right?
No, but flint and steel is more important, obviously.
Because that's how you get into the nether.
Sure.
Okay, wait. Then what am I trying to do? Flint and steel. And we get that by going here.
Are you fucking serious?
Am I getting pumped?
There we go.
Bang.
And then we're good to find the lava.
Do you guys see the lava pool?
Right there.
God, I just have a good fucking sense of these things, don't I?
Oh, I need to put water in my bucket.
And I just realized, I think I need wood.
I just realized.
Where the fuck is wood?
It's so far?
That would be good.
I would.
Thank you, Arcane.
Fuck you, buddy.
He stung me!
Oh
I was just gonna avoid I think so
You need to be better i'm trying
Okay, wait, we go here to the lava pool.
How do you guys get good at Minecraft quickly?
What's the strategy for someone who's never played like Lego professionally?
You have to play over and over and over 15 hours a day minimum.
Okay, okay, watch this, watch this.
You guys are gonna be so fucking proud of me in a second.
Misclick.
Oh.
Mistake, mistake, mistake.
Okay.
mistake, mistake, mistake
okay, okay, okay, watch, watch, watch
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
What the hell? What the hell is that? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Please. I'm
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Why?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that, man?
That's not nice.
What the hell?
Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious?
I didn't find the bash and it found me, man.
Oh my god.
where's the lava pool? oh my god. dude i like fucking walked in on a like some some evil
meeting okay we're going in I should have gotten blocks
I don't have a big gun!
Oh no!
Of course!
The one item that I need it!
I need it!
that I need it that's okay I will make do
Oh, I see it, I see the, I see a pickaxe.
Craft one?
I don't need to.
Fucking scrubs.
Okay, man mode, man mode, man mode, man mode, man mode.
Okay, okay, wait, I just have to see, I just have to get a lay of the land.
So this, we go down back to the portal and to the others.
Oh, wait, hello.
A chest, huh?
K4 oh my god wait you're right you're right. What are we doing here? What are we doing?
Oh my hello. Yo, how's it going?
Well, how's it going? I'm totally chill. Totally chill. You're totally chill again. That's good. I mean
Now say I didn't know where I was going perhaps you could remind the chat where
the portal is in a tunnel right now and it's just at the end of the tunnel so you have to like
go down the hill down to where the portal was and then just run to the end of the tunnel
and then you build up and then it's a bunch of gold do i not go for the chest no they're
protecting it okay here I go
pretty good huh
Is this the wrong way now yeah, don't mind random stuff. Oh, okay
Okay, so that's some lava
Yeah, yeah like over here yeah like straight down like
You saw the portal for a second.
I did, okay.
Let's go down to where the portal was.
And I don't get these?
Normally, we'd get them later, but you can get them now.
That's nothing wrong with it.
Oh my god.
It's gonna be more comfy now that you have the armor as well.
Thank God.
Okay, back to the middle of the Bastion and save the portal.
Oh, right, right, right, middle of the Bastion.
There's the portal.
Yeah.
Oh, I know this one. This is where you make a staircase, right? Yeah, yeah left and right
Yeah, oh so the portal is just in the middle
Okay, wait, so then it's this way, right?
Donkey Kong Donkey Kong
Where we go make ladders up and down left and right, okay, I remember you saying this
Oh it is it's built in here, I see
Yeah, since you have armor, we don't have to craft any, but we will save one gold block
and turn the rest into ingots.
Okay.
You're scared of these babies, man.
No, I wasn't scared, I wasn't scared.
Like quarter of a heart of damage.
Yeah, but I don't know.
That's a lot.
It adds up enough corners and it's your whole freaking life, God.
Trust me, babies ruin your life.
It's scary.
OK, and then we go down.
We go this way.
And then we do the staircase.
And we do the staircase on the left, up into the lava.
We can get some blocks if we don't have any.
Yeah, it's a block off that lava there.
This one, right?
Oh no, this one.
No, you have that one.
Let me just get some blocks.
That's a load bearing wall, man.
That's a load bearing wall man.
That's a good floor.
Bring it on bro.
Uh, okay wait, and then here?
Yeah, just block both of them.
I think there's another one.
Maybe not.
Like under?
Oh.
Is there?
Like under the Bloxy quest?
I think it will matter.
It's probably fine. Maybe you blocked it off already. Yeah, like, hit it inside the blocks.
Like, if you remember where the lava was that you blocked off, there's another one to the left of it.
Oh. This one?
Like, one single one that you blocked off. Maybe it's fine.
Okay, you can just bridge over to the other side. Yep, I think you see the vision.
yeah then make another staircase yeah fuck I need more blocks time to bring down
the load bearing blocks
but so this passion is my favorite one but the other one the pigs are like
already in a hole treasure yeah yeah I feel like that was not like but you're
over but you should have went up like right above you was like a platform and
you're gonna build up to that platform yeah oh that one
he's stuck there for the rest of his life I don't give a shit about him and
then we have to four blocks to mine so that makes a staircase down to another
like a little worm down there so you're very hot it's here left it's to here uh
no it's in the bastion oh shit they're so loud sorry okay you're basically looking at them
oh here oh yeah and then i have to make them free right yeah i mean this is now you're meant
to do it but this will work so we can just go run with it. Just make sure they can come
up and then you're gonna get ready to clutch up so we'll eat some food we're gonna place
the gold block. Okay and then break it and run. Okay hold on hold on. And then you have
have to go to a spot to kill with the pigs, yeah. Alright, time to throw. They should
be back to what's a pig's.
Four pigs.
Four pigs. Could be worse.
Wait, I did it!
There might be pigs downstairs.
Yeah, I mean, we'll make a staircase for them if they're there or not, so just make sure
they can come up.
Yep.
And just make sure they have a full path all the way up, and then we go back to the
take some break a gold block again. How do I break a gold block? Oh, break the single
chest then, that'll work as well.
Nice.
He's shy.
Okay.
Nice.
He's shining.
Can't get in there.
I know.
Alright, so give him all to go and then...
...you're coming back at that point.
Did you see the floor yesterday when you were running around outside?
No.
Okay.
Wait, I don't have ninja luvs.
Make sure they have a gold.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I have so much, what the hell?
Oops.
How much string do I need?
Oh, I picked up the gold! Oh, shit.
Two stacks would be nice.
Two full stacks of string.
Yeah, I mean, you'll be rusty. Let's just call a spade a spade here.
I think I could one-cycle it.
Wait do I have everything I think I do?
Looks good to me. I haven't been watching too closely. I'm trying to keep up with you.
Yeah, I'm going pretty fast.
I'm going pretty fast.
You are going to be fast.
Okay, now I need blaze kits. Blaze rods.
So do you want to do pie chart or do you just want me to tell you where it is?
Pie chart, pie chart.
Okay, so shift F3.
Perfect. So tick level, in-adase, block in-adase.
How do I do that again?
Numbers.
Wait, what?
It's not working.
Pick level entities, block entities.
You can go back with a zero.
Oh, entities and then block entities.
Oh.
block entities. You can go back with a zero. Oh, entities and then block entities. Oh!
You're a game renderer. You need to be on tick level entities block entities. So just
smash the zero until you're back to the start again.
level entities block entities nice so you go down to two render to sense to
and then in game you shift it three to ramp the pot chart and the spawner should
be gone. Yeah, it's gone. Okay, great. So now you if three F one at a time until you
see the spawner or reappear wait F three F. Yeah. Wait, but until you see the spawner
appear, so shift F three to see the pie chart and then if three F.
There we go, 10.
Nice.
So you go down to two render distance because we want to unload it again.
How do I lower render distance again?
You suit a net pulse.
To two?
Yep.
And then if you do the pie chart again, you'll see it's going again.
Yeah.
Now you do F3G.
So, uh, and now, so it was 10 away, right?
Yeah.
So we want to render this into a B9, so that it's like one away kind of thing.
So now you're going to cross chunk borders, like the ones around here, and if it loads, then it's that way.
Oh, so I have to wait, so I have to walk?
Yeah.
Oh, it's loading.
No, so it's that way.
So it's north.
North Tenchunks.
Oh, so you just walk this way?
Yeah.
If you remember the seed, it was like an opening.
We want to go to the openings because then we can walk around and not have to mine through the wall.
So try and find an opening that you remember and go there.
And then we'll run north.
OK.
Make it render since 20 again, so we can see stuff.
Cool.
So you can die by falling off the bastion.
Hold on.
I- I just wanted to- hunger, you know.
Oh.
Right.
It'll be so easy to find all my stuff anyway, so...
It'll be totally fine.
I hit control instead of shift.
I fucked up.
Fuck.
Oh, god.
I'm stuck in here! I made a grave!
Wait, how do I die? How do I reset? How do I kill myself?
Uh, you cunt.
You got yourself in this mess. You made your bed.
Now lie in it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. We can make it out.
How did you get in there?
I just jumped around but I didn't realize I was in a pit of rage.
Oh guys.
Oh my god please I need to get out of here.
I want to complete this run.
Is there dirt?
Oh I can, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
That sound could be good. Well, they're nice.
OK, perfect. Now we're going to easily get out of here.
Not even a problem.
Now back to the portal and I'll find my stuff.
I'm trying to think how do we even get down there? I think I know where you fell.
Okay.
Where's the portal?
God, it's hard to remember, isn't it?
At your rapage, yeah, I'm sure.
There it is.
Wait, how old are you? I forgot. Are you higher than 35 or lower?
Lower. I don't give a 35 year old, do I?
Are we serious? No, not for some reason.
Oh wait, I forgot they're gonna be aggro'd.
Yeah, I don't think it needs to be here.
Um, so, find...
You're actually the right way.
And we just need to find the right down.
Because you can like tank a fall, so it is east of you.
Should we fall here and put a block?
If you look at the east, I'm pretty sure that's where you fell.
This is facing east in F3.
Oh.
Like over here?
Yeah, down that way.
Oh, I think I see that.
I think I'll go down there.
Yeah, I think so.
So we can just go down there.
OK, so go down there, but live the sun.
OK, right, right, right.
For sure, for sure.
Sorry, those bad combs.
Yeah, just you have to be a little bit more specific.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
OK, and how long does it take for items to despawn?
I'm going to build a boat.
So as long as you're not in there,
then they will wait for you.
Oh, OK.
How much do you need for a boat, by the way?
How much slabs?
It's two more logs.
Oh, OK.
Or, oh, you made slabs.
that's one more log. Thank you, CJ. Okay. I will beat the seed, I promise. What was I even doing,
thinking of hard core? I'm not good enough. You've done it before and you did it in the harder
as well. This is an easier region. Oh yeah, here we go. Let me just have some props there.
Ah, you're right.
This is so fucked up dude. It's so fucked up. I'm in the nether and I'm just going to die in one hit potentially
I'm bridging in towards me
Why am I doing this?
I'm like I don't have control over my hands
down don't go into a lava okay okay
easy hopefully nothing important burned
okay is that an item down there yeah a string all right so what have we got we've got uh as
long as we've I think we're good I mean we're short on string now string I saw string I saw
string down there okay we'll go get that then you can just wind down or something
you can fire as whenever you want as well I think we have a lot
I should probably do that ASAP, huh?
I'm gonna wear that armor as well.
Okay, it's like it never happened. And how much was that in terms of time loss? Like nothing.
Okay, I have 64 string.
Right.
Wait, imagine that was 67 string.
Can you imagine?
Yeah, I could.
That would be hilarious.
Okay, we have to go east.
North.
I don't know what's just placed up bad.
I have to clean up my inventory so bad.
That would have been so depressing.
Yeah, just clean it up.
It's not real time loss because it needs to be done at some point anyway.
using gravel bad I just realized I just threw something out here I'm gonna go
block to use our sultan and gravel okay okay why is that because they're
plentiful
Okay, give us shovel as well, but it's chill.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
So let's go north, because remember there's north 10 chunks.
How do you know which way is north?
sing and they're free I see facing north I'm really scared I'm gonna die I'll go
around the other way would have been better
it's more on them this works do you see a fortress there keep your eyes peeled
I'm going to go this way.
Oh my god.
I'm going to use my fire resist. This isn't more than enough, right?
Okay, I know where you are. I said go to this, and then you'll be okay.
Alright.
You're really scared of these babies.
They can kill me.
I've died.
I've lost runs to them.
Okay, this way.
I see it. I see the fortress.
do you see a blaze spawner i see a blaze spawner right here let's get the blaze okay personally
me.
Surely, like, let's get that to this brand or whatever.
Let's get this place.
No, I think it's, no, I got it.
Um...
Should I go, yeah, I'll go inside.
Yeah, if you saw the spawner, you can just go straight in there.
wait did I is that a little bit south of you are you seeing another one yeah
let's go there why not let's go
why does my FLV do that all the soul sand soul speed boots just sitting where
you can turn off or reduce and I need seven of these right yeah
Oh, I'm being nail-aid.
Six or seven rounds a little bit here.
I
Just like clear this out while you wait for them to spawn the other floor
Oh, my fire res is out.
There we go.
Okay
What
Now they really take their fucking time don't they
If you clear the floor that's one of the work recycle
I
Don't even know what this guy's doing. He's not even coming up
Seven's a lot, no?
Six or seven.
I only have four.
I don't have a hero.
I'm not gonna know.
Fuck.
Oh!
There's a pickaxe on too much damage
I'm six
Okay
Seven seven
I want to do the...
Do you want to do Ninja Rain? Or do you want to do non-Ninja Rain?
Oh, I can do Ninja Rain.
Okay.
I think you should have it, right?
I have it.
No, I have it. I didn't install it. I'm on a new computer sadly.
Oh, okay.
So let's just change a couple settings first.
Okay, so you can build a portal.
I don't want to fuck this up like that, right, or wait, like that, like that, okay,
I'm out of here.
You're okay, can you just have to dig straight up?
Yeah, I'm just going to literally straight up.
Oh, straight up.
Cause what if I come back to this portal afterwards?
Oh, I got you, I got you.
Jesus, it's deep.
I broke my axe! Fuck, man.
I don't know what you lost your woods somewhere or I guess we placed it all way out deep away.
If you F3 like how much worse could it possibly be?
Oh, oh wait, there's another 20 blocks to go, I think.
What the fuck wait wait but I use gravel down below I use gravel oh
So I let me I have a contingency plan yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay
Okay, so
Rather than go to the nether, we're going to try a trick and this is like a super nice trick that you'll never use again.
Oh, okay.
But what you need to do is we're going to place four blocks on the flat ground.
So we have like a two by two that's flat on the ground.
Like here.
Put four blocks flat on the ground.
Yeah.
One, two, three, four.
Okay.
And now you're going to back up from that a little bit.
And this is going to be a really dumb trick.
And it's probably going to take us a lot of attempts.
But you're going to get your boat.
All right.
And you need to place the boat on the very top pixel.
And then as you place it, the top pixel
of the side of the blocks.
Oh, like here.
Yeah.
I mean, like the side that you're on, I guess.
Like here, this could take us a really long time,
but it could also be really quick.
So you're going to stand back where you were at the start.
And you look at the top pixel.
Yeah.
And you're going to do this over and over.
You're just going to like, when you get in the boat,
Well, I guess when you place the boat, you're going to mash right click and eventually it'll break like I'm in the boat. Yeah, it'll just magically break one of these attempts.
Mashing right click.
Yeah. Yeah. So like, you have to get in the boat really quickly.
Oh.
Like as soon as you place it you get in the boat and one of these times it'll just work.
Oops, don't crouch, I think.
Cause it's even taking me a lot but as long as you're getting the very top pixel, then
I think it'll be fine.
Yes!
What?
Oh, you know you had it but you got out.
had it that you got oh wait fuck wait it broke oh yes nice you got it okay so now we can make a pick
oh it's extremely niche tech but it happened at the same time right now wait I left my crafting
table up there hold on I'll be right back oh I have sticks yeah yeah yeah but I need a crafting
Well, you got sticks from the boat.
Alright, here we go.
Great. Now up we go up we go.
This is a pretty good run so far, what's my time?
50 minutes.
I'm off, I'm free!
Oh, Jeff used ninja bar?
Yeah, so we're going to go to ninja robot and
So you're going to go to the settings and then the rain, okay
Just let me know when you've got them up. I have them up. Okay, so we will go to advanced
And we will make standard deviation 1.38 plus we will make that 0.03. Oh standard deviations already had 0.03.
Okay, great. That's good then. I thought you had a new computer. I do.
Oh, wait, we had an offline lesson. No, no, no, no, no, no, this one.
You're all sure my screen is pretty fine then.
It's probably fine.
Oh, okay.
So if you remember, do you remember the part of the crosshair that goes against the eye?
Yes, yes, yes, I remember.
Yeah, but it is here.
If you need it.
So you're going to throw an eye.
And then what, so you have to stand completely still for a full second.
and then you're going to throw an eye,
and you're going to look in the general direction of the eye,
and then you're going to pause,
and you're going to put your F5830 and your sensitivity to zero.
Okay.
After looking at the eye.
How many do I craft?
How many eyes do I craft?
You would just have so many, we can just make them.
Okay, 14.
Cool. So you're going to look in
the general direction of the eye and then do your settings.
And then you can pause to line up.
Like between, like you're going to pause to see
am I on the right pixel?
And if you're not, then you're going to adjust
and then pause again.
And you're going to keep like spam pausing
to make sure you're adjusted.
How do I change sensitivity?
Mouth settings and controls.
And then I pause, right?
Like, yeah, so you want to look at the eye and see how close you are to, like, the correct lineup.
And if you're not, then you're going to adjust.
So how does that look? Do you like it? You're going to adjust it?
That looks pretty good, I think.
Yeah, so don't touch your mouse. You're going to F3C.
What in game?
Cool. So we have one reading.
Uh-huh.
So let's say you go to left blocks or right blocks, something.
It says 777 blocks away, certainty 5.8%.
Oh, okay. So do you want to, you know the word perpendicular?
Yeah.
So go perpendicular either left or right and just chuck a pearl.
Like an actual pearl, not an eye.
Oh wait, go perpendicular to the left or right. Okay, so here?
Yeah, of where the eye went.
Yep.
Yep, and you can just pearl over there.
Oh, the zombie's gonna hit you.
We can't use this eye.
You should have went further by throwing like an actual pearl rather than an eye.
Yeah, so that's gonna hit you, so you need to go further.
I'm gonna go, it won't break.
Okay, Pearl, Pearl.
Cool.
And then you're gonna build up a few blocks, just so no one attacks you.
And now I can throw an eye and do the same thing again.
Whoa, whoa.
It's just crazy, it's crazy.
Okay, okay, Pearl.
Okay, yeah, uh, eye, yeah, yeah.
Okay, perfect.
Make sure it's lined up well.
That's good.
And then F3C, when you're happy with it.
Great. So what have you got?
What's your rating on the Nether coordinates?
Location, 1,320 blocks away, certainty, 16 percent.
And the Nether coordinates?
Minus 274 minus 168.
I'm checking your work right now on my own run.
Okay, we're definitely going to have to, I think you've mis-measured one.
You're going to purl again.
Okay.
Perpendicular.
So, at the same point, or no, go to the left.
Yeah, like lift again.
Okay, I'm going to die.
Oh no.
No, no.
What'd you do?
There we go.
Okay, cool. What have you got?
1,317 blocks away a certainty 19.5%
nether cords minus 274 and minus 168
164 blocks away.
Okay, that'll work.
It's not the same that I've got.
We've got different things, but they're a week close enough.
So it's okay.
So we want to get the eyes.
You can turn the hitboxes on to see them clear with F3B.
Yeah, I feel like there's no way you actually had 0-0-3 on though, it's Joe.
I think he did like not have the settings fixed.
Oh, one of them broke.
Yeah, is there another one? Remember the first IU-3? I don't know if we picked that one back up.
I did. I think.
Oh really? Okay.
Oh, it's in the water. Oh, I see it.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, good. So we got 12, we're happy.
So now you can go back to your portal if you remember where it is,
because you have to dig up.
Oh, God, I don't.
Can I hide there?
There's a tower somewhere.
Yeah, like, you can see all the, like, signs
of civilization that you've made, the garbage.
Oh, here's a tower.
That's one.
And I think another one.
So is a creeper one.
So go further right, I guess.
OK.
So somewhere around here, I remember it wasn't this hill.
It's a little bit 85, so somewhere on top of that hill where you came out.
Try and find the signs of life.
Oh, here, signs of life, here, right here.
Nice, perfect.
So now we can go down.
Okay, I'm down and I'm at the portal. We're going back in there. Yep. You can fire us.
Some blazes for you. Cool. So, it's there's an angle to travel on. It's just like somewhere
I think you said so let's travel that angle it says my another minus 274 minus 168
Okay, you guys go there this way you can also travel at angle like 80 or 90
So where it says like facing
Right now says facing south here. Yeah, oh, I see that's nice. Yes. It's a lift angle
Cool.
Wait, whoa, whoa.
Towards negative X.
What? That's what I was saying.
Oh my god, I'm going to die. Holy shit.
What are you getting attacked by?
The bones.
Okay, I'm safe here.
Okay, wait.
So we just need to travel that way.
Wait, why is it this way?
Towards negative X because the nether quartz are negative X, right?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
right? I mean the measurements should show that your angle is like 80 or something
that's okay just go to the coordinates I'm gonna be confusing you okay
God damn the nether is like so fucked up it's so dangerous
Why does my Applebee become this?
What's happening?
It's crazy like this
Oh my god
oh my god okay you should be really close right now
minus 274 and then my I'm like really close yeah you have to be exact 274 168
I'm gonna tell you to go to 272 instead because your calculator is funny okay
at 272 168 I'm there have you fire is yes oh yeah we can dig down at 274 not 274
okay with this life I want to do it a little longer than build out but it's
Okay, oh no no do you seventy-two okay do you seventy-two you should do it anyway because we need to go deeper
Into the lava
How do I check like do it all the time how do I know top top left and the inventory is where it shows the yeah 15 seconds
It's to another
Okay, okay up in
Okay. Now you build up from the floor because we want to be above the lava.
Collecting empty bottles. It's like collecting mason jars. People do that.
there we go okay so let's build a portal at 272.168 oh that's right exactly I am okay
Wait, it's too wide, right?
I'm actually I need a look up a picture of a portal. I actually need to look up a picture
Oh, I'm right.
Dude, why are people spending question marks?
Holy.
Okay, okay.
Two.
Okay, there we go.
Okay, there we go, cool, here we go, oh wait we like totally need wood, it's okay, we'll
We'll find a way.
Alright, I'm in.
What is Forson's Log?
Oh, what is Forson's Log?
If you go in one direction and you open two doors and you don't find anything, you turn around?
It's just if you go too far, then there's probably not a lot of room.
The whole mod is very first though, because we need wood right now.
Okay, it's everywhere to nowhere.
Okay, oh!
I'm just trying to stick to the stronghold rather than the caves.
There could be wood in some of these, huh?
another camp. Oh, I found it.
Nice. We didn't want first thought if you go back, okay,
there's a library like further down the stairs.
Oh, down the stairs?
Yeah, yeah, like they were more stairs.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Oh, and here's the wood.
Yeah.
So if you want to make all your string into wall, or maybe we save a little, do you have
arrows?
Yeah.
14.
Okay.
That's not very many.
Make all of your string into wall, except for, actually, you have a crossbow as well,
right?
We have a crossbow.
No.
No, Mr. been lost. Yeah, all of the string into wall except for three.
All of it except for three. Yeah.
All right, done.
Okay, we have 26 and we even have an extra bit. So let's get 24 blanks.
26. Wait, we have 15 already.
So we want to get 26. That sounds good to me.
26 total.
Yep.
You're going to make one set of sticks and make a ball.
Okay.
And you're going to make the beds after.
But you'll want to clear it when it's very first.
So you've got room for them.
Oh, right.
basically everything at this point even my iron nuggets yep that's so sad okay
this is enough room now so you can make we want to bet up city and GG wait for
what? For one cycle. Oh, both crying and regular? I just won. Oh, we knew that string, didn't we?
No.
Cool. My fingers are not firm. Okay.
So make bits, right, just all of them, you can shift click it, but that works.
Perfect.
Cool.
Okay.
So make sure you're happy with your alt bar.
We want blocks on the bar.
We want pearls on the bar.
We want food on the bar.
We got gravel.
Yep.
I'll put crying up city and instead.
Cool.
So let's go to the end.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
All right.
Here we go.
What the fuck?
There we go. This way, right?
Then it's here. Okay.
Pretty impressive, huh? Pretty impressive.
Okay. Yep. The wings enter. Let's just do a little.
Oh, you actually saved it you actually saved it you can place a bit down sleep in it
Okay
Place the bed in the middle that's a funny
I didn't realize.
That's funny.
Wait, that's so.
Is there a way to rewind?
No.
So I just lose everything?
Yeah, you lost like everything in the lava.
Hurling into the side rather than placing an eye on the
side was pretty bad.
Dude, I didn't realize.
I thought they looked so similar.
What'd I fucked up?
Wait, that's so sad.
I can't do that again.
That's way too hard.
Come on.
That's so much work.
Even the Bastion, the Bastion, I was so...
I think there was a lot of unfortunate answer.
We died like twice in the Bastion.
You had to boat break to get the pickaxe
because he was getting the next boat matting off.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Right. I think it like.
How's an hour of work?
Oh, my fucking God.
OK, let's I'm going to go again.
I'm going to go again.
OK, let's go again.
Yeah, I can do it.
Can you check Ninja Rain?
I don't think you actually.
Oh, I'll show you.
Yeah, yeah.
Standard deviation 1.9 to 1.1.2 is 0.03.
No, we're not playing 1.9 or 1.12.
We're playing 1.3.
I just updated it.
Yeah, I just updated it.
1.03.
That's my vibe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, now.
OK, I see.
All right.
Just updated the chords.
All right, I'm ready.
Let's reset.
I'm ready to do it again.
I'll call you in the Bastion.
All right, sounds good.
I'll see you there.
That stings. That's such a sad way to end.
You think you take a cheek?
We go straight to the blacksmiths, right?
straight to the fucking blacksmith. Then we get, we get iron. Here. And obsidian, okay, okay, okay.
Then we make this.
Okay, we need food. We need food. We need food. Where's the hay bales? Where's the hay bales?
There's hay bales. Where are they? Where are they? I don't need a shield! Stop holding
my hands. There's hey, those. I'll be safe. How many do I need? How many of these? Six
or seven. Have a conversation with me. Like, that's probably fine. Okay, next we need to
oh, I actually forgot to make a spoon.
Let's make an iron.
XD.
Now we need flint.
Easy! Wait, I'm so much fucking better already, it's crazy.
and steel. Now we can go into the nether. There's a tree burning right over there. Lava
pool detected. Oh, I don't have water bucket. Is there water close by? Fuck. That's so sad
there's no water. Also got wood. I'm always short of wood. It happens with old age. Where
Where the fuck is the wa- oh here.
Okay.
Ilims!
Thank you!
Here we go.
Um...
Can I use one to build a portal?
Or will it launch on fire?
Okay.
Or will it launch on fire?
Yeah, it's fine.
They say it's fine.
Uhhh...
I need more blocks.
Oh, it's okay.
Then, FOV. Video settings.
Oh wait, we're good.
This way
Oh my god, I don't have blocks on my hot bar
I'm building a house. I'm building a house. Okay. Sorry, I just, I have to build a house.
don't understand what the fuck man it's so far I know
What was that scream?
Where's it?
Oh yeah, it's over in here.
I'm gonna go here anyway and get blocks.
When's he gonna play deadlock?
Not on stream maybe?
Why is everyone pushing deadlock these days?
I don't get it.
Like, does that mean that there's that many people playing?
It's like my most suggested game, deadlock.
I
Okay
Okay, wait what kind of um, I don't want to be like the nerd that's like oh my god. It's a treasure trove
Wow, this is great like I just see gold. I'm gonna mine it. Oh my god. There's a treasure trove
They might be GG guys
I
I already reset the map!
I think that I yeah I did oh dude I had a sword the entire time okay wait hold
I'm actually kind of fucking insane right now.
Okay.
Do you make an axe first?
No, bucket.
Bucket first.
second right because then I want to I want to fuck up the iron golem or iron
giant whatever he is
Okay. Okay. Okay. Then we can, then we have to make, we have to get flint and steel, flint
and steel, flint and steel, flint and steel. Oh, but first I need a spoon. Is it stupid
to make an iron spoon?
Because you have enough, it's fine, okay?
Okay, this is fun to learn actually. I'm actually having a good time learning. I actually feel
like every time I'm in this thing I get way better. Okay, flint and steel, flint and
steel. Oops, mistake. Okay, then we need more wood.
wood wood wood wood wood
then with the wood we go bang
and then we go
then I need to make
We need to find the lava pool, right?
That's it.
Orson's the god gamer?
I know man.
Well, I guess XQC is the real god gamer, sadly.
we'll see. I'm on the Seahawk diet. I see hawk and eat it.
As someone just said in the chat, you're question marking each
other. Where's the fucking fire?
Was it over here?
There it is.
I bet you tried over here.
I actually remember.
Okay!
This is Portal in North America.
fuck you! that's pretty good. that was actually pretty fucking good, wasn't it?
almost whiffed almost died like an idiot okay and then um
my game I thought just froze. I'm gonna go this way.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking careless.
You are so annoying!
I can't, I can't, I can't!
I fucking can't!
man
Excuse me, I might have just lost my temper over there pardon me
Guess we get to practice the overworld again.
No problemo, no problemo.
Pretty sure that means no problem in Spanish.
I have a really positive outlook today.
I have a good feeling about this.
Wait, I'm bad bunny.
Womps shut the hell up we're not in womps man I'm getting triggered there's not
womps okay we go to the iron iron iron iron iron
bang okay pretty good okay wait let's focus focus focus
We have to make bread.
A fuck ton of bread. Eat that shit up. No deaths allowed before the nether.
Then we make a bucket, a iron pickaxe.
No, actually fuck it. I'm gonna make a this.
And then we kill the iron giant.
where's the water again it's over here I've done this a million fucking times a million
times. Actually, let's go towards the lava. Because I think there's water along the thing
that'll have. What are you doing? I need gravel. Want to try to see that I'm getting way better.
be honest that I'm things are slowly piecing together to but heart I don't
want your fucking heart I want your respect I don't have a spoon
Okay, you guys want to see the fastest fucking portal of all time.
This is the fastest.
never it can't be done faster than this. Three, two, one, go.
I went too fast. I went too fast. Man. Oh. Fuck my stupid, chungus life. I redo, I redo.
problem no problem see I just came upset by that not at all we have so much
space like it's actually embarrassing but it's fine
that fire is getting awfully close though no
Bang.
Chills.
I need more wood. I need wood. I need wood. I need wood.
It's not wood.
No one said, like, you know the common phrase, if you could live in any world, what world
would you live in?
And I know someone who said Minecraft, like who's going to tell them to just go outside?
I don't understand.
We do live in a very Minecraft like world.
I would.
It's the same as real life.
You can go outside, you can explore the forest.
What about the creepers?
Well, I'm sadly...
Okay, instead of going like stupid fucking a million miles per hour here, let's try
to go be a little safer.
We've learned our lesson, right?
We're not going to make the same mistake twice.
Okay, assess the situation.
And we will be smarter every time we learn we don't lose.
E. That's right.
Entities.
E. North East Village?
What?
Visible Ca.
Oh, Northeast.
Facing East, so this way.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can see it?
Can you see it, chat?
Oh, there.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, it actually is there.
What the fuck?
Am I that blind?
That's so embarrassing.
I'm seriously that blind.
Okay, wait.
If I had bangs in my eyes,
I would have been so fucking sick,
but I'd, I'll ask, you know.
Okay.
Let me see what kind of fashion this is.
Huh?
Oh my god, comfy.
fucking comfy. Okay, I did see golden blocks. More east? Is it in the... Oh, it's over there.
I should pretty good it
more east it's so high
Is that a hole I don't think I've I don't think I've learned like go up. I'm sorry
you mean like just go up go up like oh yeah really comfy spot really comfy
spot really comfy spot there really comfy cozy oh my god so excited to go in
that direction what are we talking about you have to be fast I break this and
I'm dead! Go higher.
Ah ha ha!
Cozy!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Did you do this again? It's like this?
This is how you do it?
Wait, this is good loot!
Don't say Obi-Obi-Obi, it's obsidian!
Oh be oh be like what the fuck are we talking about?
Oh be doesn't work
Learn the lingo bro
Damn, I'm cracked
Okay, now it's time to mine
gold. I don't think I've ever done a bastion of this. Oh, let me call it K4. Wait, what am I doing?
Yo.
You got your OB?
I got my obsidian, that's right.
Obsidian.
Sorry, I mean, I told her formal.
What?
These are the government names that I'm sitting in.
Obi-Obi, fine.
I got my Obi.
I got a bunch of Obi.
Where's all the, where's the gold blocks again?
So maybe you remember this.
Maybe you remember, you break the chest and run down the stairs and then chase you down.
Maybe you remember that.
Oh, wait.
And then you keep going down.
This is the hardest one.
It's really scary.
Yeah.
But it is that bastard.
I'm gonna do it because these guys are gonna kill you. Are you sure you can go down here, right? Turn right
And then you go here right after straight
You miss the turn
I just got more obi back up the stairs here and then here yeah yeah like down there but
the thing is we're gonna have to like bring the pigs down so it's gonna be a little bit
scary, but we can prepare it first. Let me make sure we got no stream play. Yeah, okay,
good. So do you remember in that corner? Yeah, this one, right? You might get in the corner
and place a block above your head. Nope. This one, this one. Yeah, yeah. And you're going to place
a block above your head. So this is what you're going to do. This is the role play that you've
done as a practice. And then I'm safe here. Now we're going to go, we're going to go tease
the pigs and bring them down here and you're gonna do this exact trick. That's easy. Okay can you
go back a little bit we're gonna place a block just so they can come down. Yeah so down the stairs a
little bit and then there's like this upper thing above here. See that tunnel above you? Yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah so place just one block on the wall there so they can hop down.
Yeah, that'll work. Yeah, perfect. Perfect. So now you can go back up to the pigs.
All right, so that uh, gold and the wall. Yeah, that's not gold. The higher the better. Yeah,
yeah, that one. Oh, is that gold? Well, it's gilded blackstone. So you're gonna break that,
and everyone's gonna be really mad at you. You're gonna run down the tunnel that you place
the block at you can look at the tunnel if you want to prepare yourself oh did i place the block at
yeah so the tunnel you can see it tell me show me the tunnel that you're gonna run out i was gonna
go back the same way i came up so yeah this tunnel on your right that you missed if you go back
I'm so lost it all looks the same
Yeah
That tunnel. Oh this one this one right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go down here. Oh, yeah
Yeah, so you're gonna run and then I go down here and then I go in there corner and play
Thank you. It's so easy. Okay. It's actually really easy
So you're gonna break that gilded and you're gonna run down the tunnel for sure for sure for sure
and it's this tunnel right here this one okay okay yeah all right here we go here we go
There we go.
Nice.
So down play.
And then straight, the tunnel.
Left.
This way?
Yeah.
Straight tunnel.
Don't move, just like stand here and get in the tunnel.
Okay.
I'm gonna take straight the tunnel or left.
This way?
Yeah.
Straight tunnel.
Don't move, just like, stand here and take the tunnel.
Yeah, just straight.
Straight tunnel.
Yep, break out of the way.
And now, see that gilded on your left?
Yeah.
You're gonna break that, and you're gonna break a one above it as well.
as well and the pigs are gonna sit there.
They're gonna move on above it.
Which one?
Oh, above the way the gilded was.
I see, I see.
Yeah, and they're gonna sit there.
So we're gonna give the gilded pigs.
All of it?
Cool.
So now, at the end of the tunnel that you dug.
Oh yeah, you break this next to here, right?
Yeah, totally.
I remember this.
You picked it up, you picked it up.
Oh, wait, what?
You picked it up.
Oh, there we go, there we go.
I noticed you made a mistake.
Good job, guys.
Really good.
And then do I give them all the gold?
Yeah.
And then block off their feet and walk three blocks.
Wait, block off their feet?
Yeah, yeah.
Cause we don't want the items to fall out of there.
Like that?
Cause we don't want the sounds of their feet as well.
Uh, like, run up.
Oh, like that.
Yeah.
And now you can pick up...
Yeah, you didn't start gold.
I'm pretty good at it.
I'm just making sure they have all the gold.
And then we can do the plot chart just while they're doing their thing.
Yeah, so little pigs do their thing, and we can go plot chart.
Okay, I remember.
We go like that, and then we bring our entities to render.
Wait, uh, sorry, render this way.
What do we do here?
The cartridge is fine already.
So just to render.
Oh yeah.
Oh, it was fine already.
Oh, tick level?
Tick little entities blocking them.
And then to render the sense.
Cool. Refresh the patch out so it disappears. Shift excretion to time.
Great. So F3F until the spawner loads.
14, go down to two and then go to 13.
Oh wait sorry.
Because it's you want to be like one shoe. Oh, the renders. So we're gonna go 13 right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now refresh your contract.
If did you get a 14?
Oh, really? Yeah, check the cities.
Oh, we'll go down to two and then go to 12, I guess.
Oh, did you not go to two first?
Oh, you didn't do it.
Okay, so go to 13 now, I guess.
If the chatters are right, if they're not right, then we'll have to find their addresses.
Okay, it's a refresh now.
Okay.
Okay, they're safe.
The chatters are safe.
Good job guys.
I wish I was in more of the open.
Yeah, he's just a fine one.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Nope.
Wait, so then I go in another direction, right?
Yep.
How do I go? Can I leave this area completely? Yeah, I mean we'll go back there.
Oh, here we go. No luck.
No luck.
Press zero once because you pressed...
Oh, here we go.
...that change to my chart. Okay, so it's that way.
so it's positive z whichever way positive z gets um south so we know it's full team chunk south
so now we can go back to the pigs because they have our items
so complicated be complicated that shit is so hard to like so many buttons
Yeah. Where'd I leave them?
You'll find them.
They're down here somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were looking for...
Here we go.
What the hell?
No show.
They didn't come to class.
They were delinquents.
Yeah, that should have been so bad.
That's what I was listening to.
I was like, oh, they're this way.
All right, here we go.
Nope.
Yeah, there we go.
Here we go. This is the way. This is the way.
Oh, wait, no.
Doesn't it all look the same to you?
Am I going crazy? Like it's the fucking same.
Here we go, there we go, there we go.
Okay, so let's get the items.
We're going to diagonal of the pigs.
Like here?
Press against them diagonal.
Yes, so break the block diagonal.
So that we can press against them.
Yeah, now once you're pressed against them,
you just throw them away.
Throw it down somewhere where you're not gonna pick it up.
Yeah, press against the pigs and just throw what I'm sending.
Uh, zero wood.
They aren't giving me shit.
Really?
Yeah.
What do you know that is?
I have everything.
You've got plenty of stuff.
Oh yeah, I've got everything to go.
Sorry.
I guess I'm just being fun.
We don't have one firing yet because we want to be a little bit, like we don't have a limited fire as I guess.
Okay, I'm ready to...
Be a little bit careful with that.
Ready to poem.
Now we go Z.
Which direction do you want this house?
Yeah, Z, Z.
Cool, let's go.
Find a way there.
Z, we don't want to be mining.
And that's where the fortress is.
Yeah, because we located the spawner, we found the distance of the spawner, and then once
we found the distance, we got one less than it's in.
So the negative number on the Z should be going less, or sorry, closer to zero, right?
Yeah, well you can just look at like south for positive Z.
Oh positive Z.
Oh yeah, that's way easier.
Okay, so this is it's this way oh
Fuck
Can I climb up maybe
Yeah, always take terrain terrain is the name of the game. Oh
I can use fire resistant pearl
Well, yeah, I'm scared of you bridging with soul sound you can trust me
I trust you I just don't trust soul sound
Okay this way right and we're still a positive Z. Oh, so that's way easier
It's other pros of zero self like you know there's different ways to think about it. I
Don't have a boat down. Yeah. Oh you don't have wood
Maybe even though you're down wood good pro down though you feel for this
Pearl? Yeah just I'm pro in lava or if you do pro in lava use a fire as you can
have a fire as on your bar is that like scary
But a splash fire is on your bar.
Well, you see those fortress?
I, yeah, I see the fortress over there.
Yeah.
So let's go there.
I would drink that virus and then swap out the bottle for a splashable one for a panic
situation.
Yeah.
Splashable
Okay splashable is like faster I see I see yeah, yeah
Like if you run out of fires and panic, I didn't know that you can just throw up. All right. Yeah, we can pull over there
Here we go. It's probably go
Cool. Now you can build up with preferably gravel to build up to this spawner.
Oh, there's a spawner.
Yep.
The zombie's a little annoying, but just kill the blazes.
When the blazes are killed, mine out the floor.
Just one block in the floor.
How do I stop him?
Like I just have to stop hitting your monies off, right?
Yeah, it's just based on your angle to the blizz.
So as long as you're at an angle where they're not gonna get knocked off, then they're not gonna get knocked off.
You can back up from the spawner a little bit just because they might spawn on you.
And do it a little much.
I should build my portal now, right?
You can also deal a crossbow.
Yeah.
Cool.
So turn all of your wool into a string, or string into wool I mean.
We've got a lot of choice to do it, so don't worry.
Yep, you can see all of that.
If you shift click in the book it does all.
Oh it does?
No, it's the other way.
Yeah.
your fires right now.
Six!
no is there actually another rod in the corner?
there is?
no one's found my gun
7!
nice
so
fill up your pot at all
So much oldie, I should just be using that.
I'm home!
I don't need to do the eye thing, right?
Yeah, so build up three blocks.
And you're gonna...
How many pros do we have? A lot?
I think we have a lot.
Yeah, you can just make all your eyes.
I'm assuming Ninja Brain has been reset?
Yes. No.
Okay.
How do I reset it?
Okay, so click the reset button.
Where's that?
There's just a button for it.
There's the button.
Oh, reset, reset, I got it.
Okay, it's been reset.
Okay, now...
We have 14 eyes.
Yep, so you're going to look in the general direction of the eye and then do your settings.
Oh, I don't read that one. You moved. You're not allowed to move.
Oh.
This one is a complete waste.
Oh, okay.
So don't move at all. It's a wait for a full second for another.
my fucking aim is ass dude.
Is that good?
We'll go with it.
You can have 3C.
There we go, it's perfect, it's perfect.
Okay.
So what does it say?
Does it go left or right at certain amount of blocks?
1465 walks away certain to 10%
another course.
I'm like travel left or right.
Okay, perpendicular left or right.
We're gonna see if there's like an island somewhere.
Yeah, there's an island on your left.
Should I go get these eyes?
Yep.
Swim.
There's nob's there.
I'll just go to the island and build up.
What are you doing?
Buttless.
Oh.
Yeah.
Wow, really good time, isn't it?
Jesus Christ.
You can sprint to swim.
Oh my god, wait.
Why was I not hitting control?
And I like forgot.
Okay, we're probably going to have to deal with the skeleton.
to deal with the skeleton. We can just deal with them all, so I'm trying to not speed them.
Oh, okay. I believe it. Okay, let's go. Okay.
That's pretty good.
Okay, let's take it.
So what?
Oh, the coordinates that I get here.
30, 100%.
6441380, 1,265 blocks away.
And another?
80, 172, 158 blocks away.
That's exactly what I got as well. So perfect.
And we don't need the eye. You can just go back to the portal.
Okay.
Chad, that's around he died like, I think like 20 minutes on there.
So subtract like 20 minutes from the timer.
And then that's like kind of what the real basis.
Okay, then I go back to the portal, right?
Yeah, but you can't pearl it.
We're just gonna swim over there.
I can't?
Why not?
It's not your cult shazing one, man.
You don't have an arm like that.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
This one, man, the riding's been on the wall for a while.
Oh, shit.
At a certain point.
Oh, shit.
I just wanted to try.
Just let the kids play and do their thing, okay?
Oh wait, I have to build up, don't I?
Well, there's a ship on your left, you see that?
Lift of the portal.
Straight of the portal? I don't know.
There's a ship over there in the water.
Like, how do you see it?
from it yes it's to your room what if I purled up is this possible well we want to get the
ship first okay okay to your left perfect oh not perfect you're doing all the circles and
I'm straight away but I think sometimes you're going the right way and sometimes you're not
There's no one there at all.
Is this the bad one?
That's the bad one.
This is the way.
No, no, no.
This is the way.
Wait, I can just share my screen.
That was a 180.
Okay.
What?
This way?
What?
I couldn't just see the rest, actually.
Oh, west.
that's easy all right here we go yeah like northwest there's a ship and you
can go and see it at the door how'd you see that
there's a door in the middle at the bottom oh dolphin so this is the top
But at the middle bottom there is a door
Okay, if you drown I won't drown I won't run okay
I'm totally fine. I'm totally fine. I just get the calculation in my head. It's only fun
All right, sorry, what were you saying middle of bottom right?
Middle bottom yeah, you see the door yeah, they're like air pocket. Yeah, this so now we can get
But we want to get the door. Oh this this this I see it. I see it. Yeah, so get these logs
And there's logs where the food chest was as well.
You can crouch over each one.
Yeah, you can stay in the door.
Okay, so there's some above here and then...
There's above?
Yeah.
Yeah, like they're in the whole like floating upwards to the ocean.
Hmm, soggy bread.
I'm gonna just go up.
Yeah, you see those items?
Yeah, good pose.
We go back to the portal.
All right.
And then I pearl into the portal.
Well, what you can do if you do want to use a pearl, because you could just use a bucket.
A bucket?
But if you want to, you're going to get a pearl.
Wait, I would have, oh it's a bucket.
You could just bucket it.
Yeah, yeah.
And then you like pick up the water and then put it on the side.
Yeah, place the water on the side.
Yeah, pick it up and place it.
Wow.
Oh, did you hear that?
You almost hit it.
Not quite.
It's actually still there.
It's a ghost bucket.
I hit it.
Nice.
Okay.
then we go in far as you can go in I have to go 81 72 oh wait let's just get
terrain there is no terrain you just have to go southwest there's like a
little thing you can curl today it's gonna be fun that thing yeah if you go
until the spawner
I'm getting tossed around
I believe in you bang nice eat up eat up
Okay, so this is gonna be kind of crazy. What have we got on fire is or we can take terrain
Let's go to the South Terrain above you
Okay that one
Hi, yeah
I found it.
Great.
Just keep eating, keep eating.
We're going to have to cool that skeleton probably to keep eating.
Okay.
Why am I not healing?
Hurry up.
Yeah, we can just kill the enemies.
Just keep eating, you're not going to die.
Okay, 8, I ate.
Cool, and then if we go west, there's more terrain over there, we're just going to
sure the fires is okay though. How do I check it again? It's in your inventory. Close the
book and you can read it. How do I close the book? Oh, the book button. 15 seconds. Okay,
so we're gonna fire as again. If you look away, there's terrain and we want to get
over there. All the way over there? Yeah. That's why there's a platform behind it,
so it'll be fine. Okay. And pearl in the left terrain, like see on the, there's like a wall
on the left. Yeah, like that. Oh yeah, yeah, like up here? Well, no, I was thinking of
curling there
all like up and then it's like
yeah all way you've been using your wood
how did that happen
but it's like the will of the bar
okay
if you
the timing is jump roll
like it's like dip dip
so you're gonna do that over that's right i believe in you okay
I
Just pearl straight west and keep eating
Yeah, just like literally straight west and it's fine if we fall in love. Just keep going west
You can just roll it. I got it
Oh nice. Keep eating.
And then there's one more pearl to throw down to that gravel over there, I think you see.
There?
Yeah, yeah. Just go down there.
Perfect.
Okay.
And then coordinates?
We're at 52, 36, we should be at 80, 172.
You should be at 54, 184.
are. Wait, why do you get that? No, you're right. You're right. My thing is wrong because
that's my fault. Yeah, 81 72. You're completely correct. I just changed my settings. So then
Can we go this way?
Right?
Yeah, go to 8172.
We're gonna have to keep purling.
No, you can bridge. You should have some soul sound or bricks or something.
Something you're pretty close to.
I have 44 obsidian.
We can use Blackstone, we can use Crying Obsidian.
Oh, this is burning me.
Yeah, just build up one block.
I have 10 seconds of fire res.
Yeah, just keep eating, it'll be fine. Just don't fall on the wall.
I'm not that close. I'm like barely going up here. I have to go this way.
Oh, because you're going the wrong way.
You're going... yeah, you didn't go to 172 on the Z, but you were like erasing it before.
but the X is getting fixed, so it's fine.
You know, with crying obsidian you can use,
we can end up using obsidian if we run out to-
Wait, you can't attach this?
Just a couple of blocks.
Oh, yeah, okay, perfect.
Yeah, crying obsidian, and then afterwards you'll use obsidian.
Okay, I'm at 80.
Yep, but you need to go to 172 on the Z.
And that's lower or higher?
Lower, right?
Yep.
Did I just fall on the lava?
No, no, on the Z, on the Z. X, Y, Z, go one centimeter.
Oh, on the Z. Y, sorry.
Yeah, negative Z.
That's so high.
No, you're not going high, you're going like on the Z, which is to your right.
We're not going high.
X, Y, Z.
Oh, Z is a third number, of course.
So I'm gonna be stupid
We come on it, we're just gonna bridge over to the negative z. All right
There we go
Yep, and we'll use we use one here. We can at this point. No, we need the wood for beds
We've just some bricks top right and we can use the obsidian as a backup as well. Oh
Oh, I could also go here and just mine a bunch of shit.
Yeah, sure.
We can do that with gravel.
Build up with gravel and get some blocks.
Wait, what do you mean build up with gravel?
Because there's blocks above you.
Oh, of course.
I think you have a shovel.
What was that we have to use for those long shit my god?
There we go
This is a PB, this is my PB pace by the way.
Alright. Uh, okay I have uh, some sand.
Yeah.
27 so it's good 172 on the Z which is negative Z
Speak careful actually can you build up one block with the soul sand before bridging yeah, just put up one first, okay perfect
We're going to take forever Can you see a bridge down there?
You like bridged away for us Like the wrong direction
oh we're almost there yeah so we can use obsidian and we're getting to 80 172
split up one block perfect great almost there boom we're there so build up to
do the portal.
Build the portal right here, right?
Yeah.
I'm loading.
I'm loading. I'm loading.
You never have to think for a second.
There's like a
there's a floppy disk running up there.
Wait, wait, this is fine.
this one they're pretty slow with the I.R.
Luffy-ness brain
no okay wait no one oh gravel
Jesus two three and then we build this
okay great
I've built half of the portal. Here we go.
It's so scary!
I'm so fucking scared!
I'm so fucking scared, dude.
What's up, Chiblee?
Raiders, you have to keep in mind,
Squeaks did die 20 minutes in.
So this is kind of like...
Listen, it might be bad either way,
But the run is getting completed
Okay, did you just
It looks like it would connect no fuck man
Can I just I'll just build the portal? No, no, I can just believe this I'll just leave this
No, that's like 40 seconds. I can take 40. Oh, okay. Okay
So I just have to build one right on top.
Yeah, so the roof right now is going to be the floor of the portal.
Bang.
You're locked.
Who's doubting?
Oh my god, you actually hit the stronghold.
He was so high up, I don't know how you hit him.
Let's freaking go.
Literally, in the words.
Uh, it would be nice if we had a little more wood from a library.
Good job.
I think a little more library would would be really good.
We'll just leave them there to do their thing.
It definitely is a library. I've found it.
Yeah, of course, there's a library.
Yeah, I found it.
great so how much wool do you have 23 you have a sword you do have a sword
let's get just like four more cobwebs and we'll make one more wool and now how
How much wood do we have?
11.
We have a bunch already.
And 20.
Yeah, so let's make, you can throw a bunch of stuff away.
We're not going to throw away stuff that we won't though.
But you can make everything now.
We don't need any more wood.
Cool.
Just a couple more items and then we should be good.
OK, good.
So let's make all the beds.
You can shift, click the beds in the book.
We're gonna have to do it twice.
This is to what types I think.
I'm trying to run down.
Yeah, make beds.
Wait, I don't have a crafting table.
You can make one.
Great.
Now let's, we have arrows 54.
Excellent.
That was so good.
Okay.
Back to the pool room.
Here we go.
the end of the game now do you remember how to light the portal oh yeah yeah of
course I do with the eyes cuz I know you know it's pretty difficult you know I
girl you know it's they look they're they both their balls we can't say that
they look similar there's like bright green versus like they look so similar
Come on. Oh, and then I have to jump in and grapple down right?
We can just break this boner. Don't spam click the
Silverfish you have your axe and you full charge swing the Silverfish
Okay
Full charge swing them
Don't spam them. Otherwise, they're gonna spawn in a bunch more. So break this boner
Okay, we're just good so you can place one block in the middle of the lava
You can place it from outside. Can it be a gravel?
Yep
Cool we can go in there and not die one block or two
You know what let's uh
This is the bed outside, so I'm okay. I'm gonna sleep in it and then get out
Like somewhere here
Yeah, yeah, just get in and get out
Yep, okay perfect, so we have all the stuff
Yeah, you can go to the end now
Just jump in here. Yep
Professional
Okay, let's run to the middle.
I don't remember how to make that, I don't remember, I don't remember.
Yeah, so don't look at any Anderman.
We're going to just run to the middle.
Get obsidian on your bar somewhere.
Sorry.
So are there, well what should we do here, place it on the, and I'm down.
I can stream you mine.
I can stream you my POV.
No, that's not the problem.
I just had to enter the end.
So on the north side of that pillar thing,
you're going to place obsidian above the torch.
This side?
On the north, on the north, on the north.
So look at which way is north.
That is north.
Which is it north?
It could be wrong.
No, that is West.
Dude, so many people said yes, that's North. I'm so fucking sorry.
What can we do here actually? Wait, you have gravel, right?
Yeah.
Oh, we have to wait for this fireball. Okay, we're going to chill outside the fountain and wait for this fireball to disappear.
Which will be in 30 seconds.
Oh, then I could-
Don't stand very close to the fountain. We'll back up a little bit. Just back up a little bit.
Just follow the plan. Yep, so we're just going to wait for this fireball to disappear.
Get gravel on your bar.
Yep, so the plan is-
Oh, he perched.
Oh, we could easily have sexually rounds.
You know what? That's a good plan. So back up from the gravel, stay down hill,
So it doesn't knock you away.
Okay, back to the obsidian, which is place an obsidian on top of that obsidian, and we're going to switch plans.
So everything's actually completely fine.
I should have done this anyway. I did this with Stevo Ronaldo.
With that.
So now let's go...
uh
East oh, and also I think it's called ob
East this way okay
Okay, it's perfectly east of it not on an angle or anything like perfectly east of the fountain
Because you're quite diagonal right now you're very diagonal still
Yeah, like you want to be like remember the fountain is in the middle. Yeah, you want to be like straight for a minute
You're very on an angle right now
Wait, I'm gonna go back to the fountain. Okay
Because this is what I understand what you said east, right? Yeah, yeah
Perfectly straight east it's not like a little bit of a side or anything it's like perfectly straight east we want to run. Yep
Okay
So do you remember how you did your beds? Did you do pick block with a middle click or did you like scroll?
Okay, so let's get all the beds on the bar
Okay, let's get sword as well and let's get pearls.
Shuttle is getting something idiot, it's okay.
Okay.
So pearls on the back.
dragon is going to fly to the opposite side of the end. So it's going to fly west. Okay. And when it
does that, that's when we're going to be like, okay, time to go to the middle of the end. So you can
get a little bit closer now. Once it flies like dead west. Yeah, we can show the run here. Once it
flies west that's when we go to the middle. I should have got us to show you the crystals.
Do you want to do that actually? Do you feel like trying to kill it with this or do you
feel like we should kill it with that? I can kill it with that. Okay let's do it.
I don't know, it's not.
Try and imagine timing your head.
I remember how the, like, head goes above and you, like, explode it.
Yes, yes, I remember all that.
But the placement of the bed, I don't remember.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna tell you, either go on the left side of the fountain or the right side of the fountain.
Will that make sense yes, yes
Why is he not perching
or she why is she not purging pardon oh here she comes oh okay this could be it
I would go to the fountain no it's not it I was kidding oh yeah you got me
actually I was no it's it it's it oh it is it is maybe yeah this looks like that
Alright, let's go to the fountain.
So, we wanna go on either left or the right. I'll tell you which.
So, look at the dragon.
Let's not look in the name of the man.
Yep.
Here it comes.
How do I place a bet?
Get down.
We'll try again. We'll try again. We'll try again. We'll try again, whatever it is.
I wasn't in the fountain, right?
That was a problem with section if you wanted.
It's either way. Other heaths on this.
Wait, they had a gun?
I wasn't in the fountain. You were crushing for some reason.
So I had heaths on us.
Okay, okay.
and you're standing next to it kind of and you're standing next to the bedrock that's
when you look up and you're able to place the bits.
But you have to be a little bit under the obsidian as well.
So remember how the obsidian is like on the side?
It's on the like, on the side of the bedrock?
Yeah. You want to be like kind of underneath that as well.
A little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
Like you're kind of like, I don't know.
It's hard, but hopefully you just do it.
I'll just do it. I'll do it
I'm know when he's looking perky. He looks pretty perky right now
Careful with Enderman, your eyes are scattering around.
He's perchy, he's perchy.
No, never mind.
Yeah, yeah, he's perchy.
No, no, no.
Oh, maybe?
No.
Gee, I'm so sorry.
This is a little bit angular.
I don't really like it.
Maybe it's gonna work anyway, but you should be straight.
You should be straight.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow, that's relatively straight. That's almost something in crazy here, yeah.
Interesting.
He's spamming.
It's cause I keep using the wrong pronouns.
She.
She's spamming.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
She's spamming.
My bad.
Oh look it's approaching now.
Oh!
See?
W apology.
Okay I'm going out.
Let's go.
left or right well we need to see don't look at him and look at the dragon
left so right here right left left yep okay back up a little perfect kill it
okay pick up the bid it's on the ground
We gotta move down.
AHHHH!
Great.
Oh, this is fine because we plan for this.
But you can't pearl, actually. It looks right down a pearl.
Yay.
I got Easter Waste from the fountain.
Oh, dragon come to me for more probably.
Oh, man!
We can run back.
You're in the pool right now.
Oh!
Three scanners, one.
Make sure they're even up here, right?
Guys.
Okay.
We're gonna have to punch them a couple of blocks.
Oh, they have flinched.
Okay.
Oh, they have flint.
Dude, you can't.
Because you got flint, you have to break this, it's so funny.
You just have to break it.
This is total bullshit, dude.
He's unbelievable.
It's like fucking going against Shroud and his peak of counter strike.
Who fuck what an insane spread.
She! She's insane, excuse me.
Okay, I'm in.
Cool.
Let's get the sword back on.
beds, food and pearls.
So if you don't kill it, you're going to have to slip in on the left.
OK.
How did it approach like that?
That is like crazy.
I'm actually, oh, no way.
How did it approach like that?
So just back out.
Just back up a little bit.
OK.
I'm I straight you look pretty straight yeah thanks he's
It's the Squeak Cycle, I coined it right here.
Squeak Cycle.
Damn, she hit the Squeak Cycle, etc.
We're doing something where the perching is meant to be intentionally slower so that we can have more time, but it's like instant.
Interesting. I don't think perch nodes can change.
But yeah, we're going to have to be a bit more scared about the perches because apparently something strange is happening.
So this could be it.
Oh man there's Enderman. See there's Enderman that are chasing the dragon? Yeah. If you
clutch up, if you like swipe your mouse really quickly over their heads they're gonna de-agger
I'm not doing this to be really clear.
Oh, which part?
She.
Okay, this could be it.
Let's run to the middle.
Okay.
Nope, back up again.
Ooh, that fireball's a little scary.
I'll blow it away.
What?
No, this is crazy.
Crazy this is actually undocumented dragon behavior. I'm serious
Like this is gonna be named after you I'm completely serious
Never been seen before completely serious. Hey, that's sick. Finally a speech. The perch node has moved. I
Don't understand
Yeah, this is literally under princess like we worked out basically everything about the dragon 2021 and there's been not many innovations since then.
But now this is just different. It's probably something to do with like since you died.
Squeaks it's really strange.
I only have six red.
So the dragon is gonna snap right because you notice the snaps right. Yeah, I've been able to see them.
Or maybe you go on the other side. Let's go, um, let's go west instead. Let's go west. Let's go west.
Okay, so you're going to pearl at that, right? Like you're going to throw a bit rock. Yeah. Yeah.
When it snaps though, I'm going to tell you to go left or right. Okay.
But you have to like pause when it snaps
So that I can like stream delay, comms.
Okay, get rid of your pearl, you should hold your pearl.
Oh, I scared it. I scared. Oh, no, it's perching. Nope.
Fuck.
Back up a little. Let's not look at the enderman.
Just get rid of the pearl at the fountain.
And when it snaps, pause so that I can tell you if to go.
That's all right.
A snap means like it turns its head rapidly fast.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold your pearl.
This could be it.
No, maybe.
She's debating me.
What the fuck is that?
That's gender cycle.
Oh, here we go.
I fucked up! I FUCKED UP! I FUCKED UP!
I just want to break. You have to kill this in the room. Or like, die.
Yeah, you have to kill it.
Dragon's probably gonna come at you though.
Just kill the end of them.
Which one is it?
The one that's very mad at you.
Which one's that?
Oh, this one.
This one.
He's got his mouth on, though.
Did I kill him?
No.
Did I kill him?
No.
I got him, I got him.
Okay.
Let's get back to our spot.
Eat up.
Okay, I'm running out of food, I'm running out of food.
Wait, oh no, it was a different room, we had 58 bread, right?
There's no lenses in the wall.
No.
Yeah, the fireball spread, so that's why you took down the first time you see it spreading
right now.
Okay.
Oh he's- he's snapping I think.
Could be.
Get ready, get ready.
Get ready in a pearl.
I'll stand a little closer.
Yep, let's go, let's go, let's go.
There we go.
It is.
Next slide.
Right side, right side, right side, right side, right side.
Oh.
Okay, good to know that the bans weren't gonna go very well anyway.
Wait, what just happened? I thought it was gonna be so good.
You weren't.
Except you weren't.
What happened?
I mean you placed a bit because it like went a different way and you have to like swap sides
Oh, it's a bit on yourself. Your bit timing was off anyway, so
This is pretty cursed if the crossbow and arrows are there then we can kill the dragon
Are you serious? I don't know the flint again, bro. I'm losing one fucking gravel every time. This is painful, man.
Every time I can't I can't get me away to go on top here. Oh, here we go, here we go. Okay, wait, speedrunner.
Yeah, hopefully the crossbow and arrows aren't dead and then maybe we can get 150 completion.
No, he's been on the practice map guys.
I understand you guys aren't clueing in some way or because it wasn't like October last year or something,
but we did have a full practice session.
It's on Squeak's YouTube and there's lots of channels as well, I think.
Oh, I've lost everything.
literally everything. Oh, you did lose everything. Um, but yeah, we had a full practice session
and learned everything, but it's been like four months now. So there has been many things
that are forgotten or out of practice. Yeah. So I'm not just like trying to make him hit
a six bed on his first attempt. He's got five minutes to go. But he wants on the
Don't remember back when he was only 29
Years and years ago years ago. All right, well
Let's start over
Damn W mental
Now let's go new one. Come on. No, I know where everything is
No, no, no, I know where we think it's there to be fraudulent.
No, come on, come on.
I know the time.
Wait, when I'm a new playing MCSR, does it always want me village or shipwreck?
And there's a temple.
Oh, that's easy.
Yeah.
Pretty good gameplay so far, huh?
Oh, wait, we have to find the thing.
Oh, so Chad, he's just like insane.
He just, he got the iron before me.
Already?
uh...
you've gotta be fucking kidding me
You guys are such noobs, oh my god, oh my god, you guys are such noobs, oh my god,
Oh my god, you don't even know what I'm building towards you don't see the fucking vision like I do
But you feel pretty freakin' stupid now, don't you?
Oh, I need more wood.
Okay, I'm ready.
Oh wait.
Lava portal?
Or lava pool?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
fucking shit
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm in the bastion.
What?
Oh my god, I didn't notice.
Oh, it's right here.
Where do I go?
How do I do it?
This is stables.
Remember how annoying Stagla is?
Yeah.
I don't actually remember exactly what I got here.
Yeah, it's good that we're at the top.
See the tallest one?
Uh-huh.
Yep, let's go up there. There's a chest up there.
I see it.
Cool.
Nice. And just trust me, you're just going to dig straight down right next to that chest.
After you wear the helmet or whatever.
Oh, bounced, yeah.
Okay.
And then run straight out.
Perfect.
And there's another wall there. So that's perfect. You go down.
Under the chest, I guess, like down the stairs.
Oh, it's crazy. I'm thinking that just was good. Okay. Yep. You're in the right place.
So down here and then in this corner, you mind the wall.
corner wall block. Oh this right? I mean kind of but oh this yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember
and it's a left yeah perfect so you go straight through there this one sucks I remember this
one's suck and go down the hill and then to the left and down the hill and then you place blocks
behind you here back into the corner right here right like above me no no no no back to the stairs
yeah and then here you place down down down down down so no 180s basically yeah perfect almost perfect
Down two more blocks.
One, two.
OK.
Nice.
And then behind you, you place four blocks,
which blocks off of the stairs so that pigs
won't get at you.
There we go, like that.
Yeah, sure.
And then down to the glowstone,
normally there's glowstone in here,
so we're just going to punch it
just so it makes some more sense.
Yeah, and then so you're standing the blocks you're standing on right now
we want to place two blocks there so it's like a clean two by two floor like that
yeah and then in the corner against that like uh that is that like pig brick we want to break
a block so that it makes a trading bit this one isn't it two by two that you're on uh
I'm a 2x2 that you're on.
So under, well I guess not under it, but yeah that one, that one, that one, that one.
Like here?
So we're breaking the 2x2 by breaking the block to make a trading pit.
Perfect, perfect.
Put the last one back.
You're only going to make a brick one.
the left block place that yeah so that's the training that that's where the pigs are gonna go
so now you go in the wall where that snout pig block is you go in the wall
wait wait what do you mean
yeah see that brick in the wall like at your head yes it's got with the eyes yeah
Yeah, so we'll go through there. Yeah, we'll go through there.
Oh, okay, I see what you mean.
And then the stairs that you blocked off, you're going to open them up from this little cubby that you've made.
So the pigs from upstairs can come down.
Oh, this one.
Yeah, the right ones. The right ones.
But that's okay as well, probably.
Okay, so now we're in this cubby, we're going to mine the guard that's behind you, and
go into the guard, so that we pick it up.
Cool.
And then if you mine down one single block, you're going to go in the hall, that's fine.
Yep, go in the hall.
So, part of the 2x2, if you look straight up into the roof, above the planks, or break
the block that's above the planks, off the 2x2, next to the pigs I guess.
Oh, oh, this one, right here.
In the roof, in the roof.
There's pigs upstairs and we want to get them down.
The one next to the 2x2?
Yeah, yeah. Above the 2x2.
Above the 2x2.
Yep.
You've been looking at it. There we go, there we go. That one.
Yeah. Is there a block we can break, like a gilded blackstone,
or something we can break while we're in this cubby?
Um...
What the fuck?
I really want to make them out again.
I'm looking around. I'm trying to find a block to break.
okay okay if you look at the pigs yeah and then look perpendicular left
here well back in your cubby hole looking at the pigs looking perpendicular left
yeah and uh dig straight that way and there's a gilded and we're gonna break it
dig straight that way let's get gilded i don't know this way it's the gilded
Yeah, just dig straight that way.
Okay.
Turn that way.
And then go down?
The route is a lot harder to do when you're being very slow, so it's very confusing right
now, isn't it?
If you just dig straight at head level to the left, there's going to be a gilded black
tunnel.
I see it, I see it.
And we're going to break it.
Yeah, we're going to break that.
Awesome.
And then the pigs go in, except that guy, because he's a jerk.
What a jerk.
What an ass.
Oh my god, they got it, oh freak.
Hey, why can't he go up?
Okay, just place a block above the pig once so that I can't shoot you.
Oh wait, he made it up!
Oh really?
Oh yeah, we'll hear a block above them so they can't shoot.
Those stairs that you opened up, you're gonna close them again.
Oh, the one, the one you mean the four by four.
Yeah, so we're going to walk that off again.
Yeah, we can just go over there.
Perfect.
Great.
Okay.
Great. Okay. So lantern gold. There's a lantern over there. We're going to go over to the lantern.
Okay. Wait, this way? Yep. And under here is gold.
Ooh.
Wait, so this is, you just have to memorize, like, how do you, this is just memorizing.
You just have to memorize where everything is in the different bashings.
It's like, I'm never going to remember this.
I feel like I'm never going to remember it though, okay?
I am not.
I am literally...
You were a really good one.
I just can't forget that.
I just, like, don't remember.
Like, what's this type of bashing called?
Stables.
This is the most difficult one.
Stables.
like, okay, with stables, you go because you also like approach the bash in a different
air like spots.
Yeah, it's so hard.
It is hard, but you have it like worked out last time.
So don't don't be too low spirits because you have actually done before.
There's more gold down there though.
Oh, there is.
There's at least well, there's up to three more down here just in the like and the same level that those gold we're at
Yeah, just like
Dora needs to pick blocks. Oh
the pig blocks
Yeah, like the snow you said there are eyeballs, but they're
I thought there were just like I didn't even see the like the I thought they're like the eyes like a Lego with like a
Dash emoji or something like line eyes in the line
I don't think anyone's got it on the wall.
No, no, like, do you see it?
Eyes, eyes, line.
Face.
Yeah.
You don't see it?
One eye, one eye, straight line.
We've got the gold, let's give the gold to the pigs, you can give it to them in the corner.
We don't need to open up their head, we can just give it to them in the corner.
Like in here?
There's any corner at all, they can pick it up in the rules, like through the rules.
Like that.
get up at their head. Yeah. Oh wow. Okay, so above the pigs, the roof section that we
opened up, we're going to go into the roof now. They're not throw stuff away. We will
not to have got the gold. This section. Yeah.
There's one goat here, and then above that as well is another level, and in this wall
we have to mine as well.
This one?
Uh, a fire.
Fire.
You're one block off. There we go.
Cool, so we can get the pigs and the skulls as well.
And then we're just going to throw them away.
Make sure we don't pick it back up so put it somewhere there's a totally yeah.
Where are they dropping it?
Am I picking them up?
They're just slow?
No, we don't want to pick them up yet.
We're in the clear inventory.
We'll give you a seed, you'll get a how much.
You've got a book, you've got leather, you've got wheat.
You can craft.
You can throw it with the apples.
We don't need the flint.
We don't need the iron nuggets.
We don't need the goat nuggets.
We don't want plants on bar.
Oh yeah, otherwise I'd use them.
Right.
Oh, okay.
You just threw them away.
Wait, what did I throw away?
The wooden spoon?
The precious wood, that.
No, I didn't!
Oh, I did!
No, I don't want to kill him.
How do I just pick up the wood?
I have a really good idea.
This is a good idea.
This is actually the right idea.
Got it.
Now you can double click your breath. Perfect.
Can you throw that leather away and now let's get the pig items.
How do we get it?
Just get it in the corner.
Wait.
I just get it in the corner.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, so first up right now.
Oh, it looks like we're going to clean it up today.
What have we got and what have we not got?
We have only 12 pearls. How is that possible?
Okay, we're going to go. This is just so annoying.
Like, why couldn't we just get lucky one time?
Um, let's go back to the stairs at the top.
The items despawn, some people are saying.
No, we're going back slow.
Yeah, all the way back up the stairs.
You're saying that guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
He's an idiot.
That guy is a complete idiot.
Oh, okay.
Let's find his name.
I got a message.
Well, I'd go up down the stairs.
We went up and now we want to go down.
Yeah.
Cool.
So we're going to go, um, maybe you remember the spot.
You know, it's kind of sky.
I thought he was friendly for some reason.
I thought he was friendly.
Okay, yeah, no, I got it.
So, uh, do you remember to boot up against this wall and then run through it?
This one?
Let's see if your brain unlocks and just know that there's...
Okay, okay.
Isn't it like this?
And if it's cracked or something?
No, so this is a good gap, so we don't have to worry about a crack.
Oh, okay.
Okay, your brain didn't magically remember.
Let's just go right back.
Back on, back, back, back, where?
We're at the bottom of the stairs, which is nice.
This is the perfect place to be.
We're gonna look back at that wall.
Which wall?
Yeah, and see, there's a missing block in the wall.
There's like one missing block in the wall.
I don't see it normally a flat you would expect them to be a flat like here perfect, but there's a missing ball
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so to the right of that that is where we're gonna make a staircase to the right of them a
Staircase down or up
It was perfectly to right of it perfectly to right of it
Yeah, so now we can go up here and now everything is literally the exact same as before
Oh my god, we have to do it again?
Yep.
Oh my god, I'm gonna forget everything.
Okay, so then this? Okay, hold on.
Actually, if you want, we can do something, but we're gonna have to wait for 30 seconds.
I think it's sensible. We don't need to do this, actually.
Let's just go straight to the lantern gold, and we're gonna place blocks above our head.
Yeah, so like, take down one and place a block above your head.
So that then they can't get us.
So let's dig down again.
Yeah, line that gold is going to be three here.
123 and then dig this direction, I guess.
Yeah, perfect. Dig that direction and they should be up to three more that way.
the same level same level same level same level
there's one, there's one, and there's another one over there
ooooh
okay so we're gonna wait for the pigs to start cause I think there's pigs that are mad at you
we can actually build up to see how mad they are
oh yeah they're pissed
look at them
Oh, is he chillin'? He is chillin', so why don't you go back to the pigs that you had?
I don't get this one.
No, we're just gonna leave that. I think it will be fine if we just tried that gold that
we just got with the pigs that we had.
How do I get back? I just don't remember.
It's downstairs again and then through the wall.
This way?
Remember there's a wall that you came in that you mined to the missing block?
Oh, yes, yes.
Yeah, normally it's easy to learn.
It's just because I'm in pole, I'm overcooking cheddars.
I got it.
Yeah.
So go up the stairs and then down the stairs to the pokes up the stairs
here and then down the stairs here.
Yeah, this looks really complicated to learn, but it's actually a lot simpler
when you're doing actual learning.
But right now this is more like telling them exactly
what to do, and I'm also telling them a backup route
that no one learns.
So it looks really complicated,
but trust me, it's usually not this complicated.
Yeah, you can get from the gold now.
He did actually learn in October.
We have a video on this YouTube channel.
I don't remember, I don't remember.
There's a video teaching him learning everything.
I don't remember anything.
The learning instruction.
Yeah, you're right.
We can go in a different corner if you want and we can pick up others and leave the gold
corner to be in gold corner and then the different corner to be the iron corner that we pick up
something.
Yeah, you have to be in the corner though.
Oh, it doesn't work.
This is like one block up.
No.
That one's in the ground.
We need to go lower.
Oh, I see what you mean.
So like two lower.
But it's going to let them free, isn't it?
We need to go lower.
Oh, I see what you mean. So like, we're too lower.
But it's gonna let them free, isn't it?
I'm sorry, but you're a corner, not side.
Corner, not side.
Because the goat isn't a corner right now.
Yeah, this isn't a corner.
There, we just throw stuff away.
Great.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I can do it, you have
I have to believe you.
You're like her choice.
Damn, these guys are...
Oh, wait, we're done.
We're good.
Yeah, we're done.
So let's go upstairs.
Oops.
Wait, watch this.
Watch this.
Bang.
Wow.
You can't teach that.
That's talent.
okay upstairs
yep
are these stairs no
not
upstairs no those are stairs those are stairs no that's your cave tunnel that you yeah of course let me just get here we go
i just made a little another loop
up the stairs up the stairs up the stairs we go
What the fuck
Like if it not look like it looks like so fucked
It like it's like the exact stairs already like this this is up the stairs here. We are up the stairs. Yeah
Okay
There actually is, if you mind on this roof that you're just in.
Oh, roof?
That room you're just in, that strange room.
Yeah.
If we go up that roof, there's a chest here.
Cool.
I'm sitting in, I guess it's nice.
Let's go to, you're on the left side of the bastion right now.
Yeah.
I want you to go to the right side of the bastion.
I'm on the left side of the bastion.
Yeah.
so I guess so that way I want you to go east yep go flower east are east
okay so the chest at the top here
So we'll get those arrows, and then take straight down again, have the chest, this will really
work as well.
And then remember you go straight out and then there's going to be another chest there.
Make sure you don't have a lot of sight on any picks when you open it.
A couple more arrows, that's nice.
I think I might have just seen the fortress, I'm not sure.
You look out the front of the bastion.
No, I'm looking.
Okay, time to potchart.
This is my favorite part.
This, then we put the video to three, two, and then refresh the pie chart.
The pie chart is gone.
Then we hit F3B.
F3G.
3G and then we go into one of these directions.
You have to find the direction first.
So go back to your home.
Yep.
So we're in our home right now to F3F until it loads on.
Oh shit.
It was 11.
Okay, so go down to two and then one less than a level.
Hey, how do I bring the pie chart back up?
Shift.
Shift F3.
10.
Cool.
And then check directions.
No, no.
No.
Yes.
So that's negative X.
Yep.
So there's negative X, right?
Yep
How do I turn off the chunks if 3g?
Wait, that's so easy to find the fucking thing compared to the fortress
Fortress is so much harder
You mean bastion or that's what i meant bastion or the last one
The last one where you fight the dragon or whatever is so hard
Yeah
Yeah, stronghold is
Bit crazy
When finding fortress, it's given us a direction, but it's a direction within
Like 80 degrees basically so even though it is like negative x it could be either 40 degrees left or 40 degrees right as well
So you're saying it's not as precise?
Yeah, yeah
Like we know it's this general way
But we don't know if it's straight or lift or it and then like if I'm going this way for a long time
I still don't find it
You have to redo it. Oh, man. Yeah
I found it. No, those are trees
Or it's built in that's true
But they wouldn't do that an MCS are ranked would they
It can be like mostly built in but technically they'll be like a one block. That's not
That sucks
Okay, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nothing.
Okay, you could give it a rescan at this point
since it wasn't magically found.
Okay, I'll rescan, just wanna get in the open.
Okay, rescan, rescan.
Shift F3, video two.
Yeah, you're gonna find the distance.
this and then we do uh we increase render distance yeah and that's uh shift sorry f3g now
that's not it right that's chest we went for uh spawner
12 13 13 13 13. Okay, so two and then 12.
Okay, go F3G.
Okay.
Check corrections.
No.
Watch it be behind.
No. Watch it be behind. No. Yes. Oh, man. It's behind somewhere. Yeah. So try and do
it somewhere where you haven't already been. Oh, I think I found it. No. I got this way.
around here maybe yeah just somewhere we haven't been already I would expect it
to be a little bit south that would be my guess I haven't looked for anything yet
but that's me guessing
nothing false the whole time rather than try to keep up
Oh, I found it.
Nice.
Oh, I found it.
Oh, I found it!
Nice.
Yippee!
Is it built in? No, it's just out there.
So, fire is just to be safe.
If you have a full, then look straight down, bro.
What the fuck?
That's haunted.
Oh wait, I'm fire-res, I could've just walked through.
Oops.
Nice.
There's a spawner.
Yep.
Looks like a spawner.
Oh my god, I thought that was an enderman.
Oh my god, I thought that was an enderman!
I thought that was a fucking enderman dude!
Nice.
I have five.
Holy shit, I'm actually making great progress.
Throw some items away just while you're wedding.
Oh, fire is fire is fire.
I put it in my off hand!
Oh my god!
It's fire!
No, it's not!
I'm fucking scared.
I'm actually scared that I'm going to lose it all.
Six.
Seven.
I got him.
Just live.
Okay.
Great.
Great, great, great.
Let's live, let's live, let's live.
Yep.
Can I portal?
Yeah, you know.
You have now you can portal.
I don't have to think for this time.
whatever whatever okay I did it
cool so let's boot up with gravel so that the eye that we throw doesn't go
inside a hill or a tree.
Can I get rid of this block of gold?
Yes, right?
Yeah.
Okay. Build up.
Okay, it's good.
Could not determine the stronghold chunk.
I didn't reset it.
Uh, you didn't raise that. Uh, yeah. So.
Yeah, location 123 blocks away,
percent. So let's go left to right blocks. Like whatever is like a nice clean direction
to travel. This way. Can I get the eye back though?
Yep. So you're going to lift or right perpendicular. We can just throw a pearl that way. It'll just
to be faster.
Yep, perfect.
You're gonna throw an I.
Ooh, 94% accuracy, 1,063 blocks away,
minus 1724, 964.
Another minus 216, 120, 132 blocks away.
The same result.
That's good.
So how much powder do we have?
I think we have four more powder, right?
So we don't need these eyes.
Yeah, so we can just go back to the bottle.
Just in case, just in case, just in case,
just in case, just in case.
Uh, I think we're good on wood, right? You haven't abandoned your wood somehow.
No, no, I have wood. I've wood. Progress.
Yes, slowly but surely. I'll just eye back, right?
Yep. That might have been too high.
No, it was literally perfect. Okay. Easy.
Cool.
And then we have to go to minus two six.
Fire us, fire us, fire us.
Yep.
Did I miss?
And go...
I hit it, I hit it, I hit it!
I hit it.
Yep.
So let's go to chorus, which is roughly west I think.
minus 2 16 oh is this a problem
Okay, minus 216 in 120
Oh 120 oh 120 see sorry sorry sorry I hate that I hate that
120 dudes in the fucking ninja bot the second digit is the why not the Z but in here the
second digit is the why you understand so it gets confused or sorry it's just not aligned
Do you understand?
The number is not aligned.
So in Ninja bot, the second number that it shows is the third number here.
But that's where the misunderstanding comes.
I'm trying to match numbers.
I see that.
It actually makes sense. Thanks.
Oh, I broke my iron axe
The pic we can both break it. Oh, no, you just make six fun, right? Oh, no, we just make a
Wood that sucks ass
Yeah, it's okay
Oh, we have to go to 120.
You want Y to be a bit lower, so you can go down a little bit.
Oh, okay, I'll go down.
Yep, sure.
Okay, yeah, that works.
Okay, that works.
Um, perfect.
And then we'll do 120.
Yeah, bridge with another rack.
I would fire us just to be safe. Nothing like shoots you or something.
Perfectly executed.
Floor Zool!
Thank you.
Oh, I got it. 120. Minus 216 120.
Nope. So you build a portal.
So be careful because we don't have...
Oh, we do have a backup. Okay, we're fine.
Don't worry, man. I'm actually getting a really good hang of this.
The one thing that I don't like is the fucking bastions.
Yeah, it's because we didn't like go over them first.
Because I think it's so much harder to learn them
when I'm just like telling you to go to this random Blackstone
stone in this random corner.
Oh.
So how about that progress with the building of the portals
you're talking about?
I have more.
I'm just joking.
I'll do one right on top.
Oh.
Oh, you just started.
I'm just joking around.
I'm just making sure you're paying attention.
No, that's not true.
Oh.
OK.
It's like a snake bottle or something.
And now what?
Oh, my God.
What?
Oh, nothing.
Did that make you nervous?
No, no, there was something in my room.
Oh, same situation again.
What?
Okay, we're good.
Let's go.
And we're in.
Just like that.
What's going on?
Oh, I see the end.
I see the room.
Wait, is that through the walls?
No, I have intuition about these things.
This way.
Oh.
Ready?
Wait, is that through the walls?
No, I have intuition about these things.
This way.
Ready?
Right over here. Right over here. Right over here.
Here's a library. Do we need any wood?
I don't think so.
We can craft. Let's sit here and craft for a second.
It needs to be done at some point.
I was wondering how.
Okay.
It's a handcraft so we have no crossbow, so let's make sticks
I mean, let's make a bow
Okay, okay, let's turn all the string into wall
Everyone's making fun of it, you know? So, nah, I'm getting self-conscious here, alright?
You've made a mistake.
H is in the middle of the keyboard and W and O are on both sides, okay? That one.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay. I got 17 wills.
Yeah. We can get like one more bit, maybe, but I don't know. We can just make five
five bits here. Let's make five bits. Whoa. What happened? Oh, you have to exit and go
back in. Yep. Okay, that's one more. Okay. Let's make them all. Yep. Okay. Okay.
I think we're happy. Let's find the portal room.
Okay. I know exactly where it is.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, I've found it. Have you found it?
Yep.
Oh, good.
The chest or the portal room?
Oh, the portal room.
Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.
I was just waiting for you to find.
I'm stuck.
Oh, no, I found it. I found it. Okay, we have a poem or that's going on. It's like an inner cycle. I know it is.
Oh.
My bread.
Okay, we've come too far.
No, no, no, no, I know where it is, I know where it is, I know where it is.
It's not down here.
It's close to the start.
Orson's Law.
If you remember where the big ravine was at the exposed library.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's this one.
What the fuck?
Am I high?
It disappeared completely.
OK, stop going downstairs.
OK, OK, OK.
Oh, wait, it's here.
It's here. The iron door.
Oh, big ravine, big ravine.
Yeah, and just straight through.
This way, seem like the other side.
Oh, I see that.
There's like a door there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see, you see, yeah.
Easy.
Careful with the silver fish.
Remember, full ax swing, snow spamming.
and break the spawner.
Great.
You can place one block in the middle.
Oh, should I make a bed?
You're not going to die this time. I think you're not going to die.
I don't know about you.
How do I get out of here?
Straight up.
I'm in a fucking cheese block
Who's that guy not a mark? That's me. That's me
Okay
right we're shooting the crystals whether you like it or not we're shooting all
of them and no oh yes but I have so many beds I don't have any ego about this but
I've so many beds wait you believe in me don't you yeah no you're gonna shoot
the crystals and bet it oh okay okay I can trough my aim
I'll
You know back up a bit otherwise just go straight up
And it is RNG as well so you might have a right angle and it's just RNG even saying so just keep shooting up
It'll just work eventually
He purged
Just keep shooting it. You're getting a bit scammed.
That one's a- I'm like it. I'm like it.
I'm like saying, uh...
Oh!
What do you mean, I'm like it as well?
Oh, no, it's not.
Dang.
Aw, see, there we go.
Oh.
Just going to go to that aim to kick in.
Thanks.
I don't even know what to do with it.
Dang.
Just keep eating, I don't even need to die.
Oh, you really wanted to look at that game though.
don't worry too much about adjusting because it'll just eventually pop yeah
that's so weird that's so annoying
they need to fix the game
What
Like you're getting me
It really is like this though like
You're aiming correctly. It's just a really small gap and random. What the fuck
Okay, I think there's like three more maybe four more
I'm out of arrows. Oh
Eight up eight up eight up we have another back up see you up eight up eight up
You're here's an arrow bar. I've won. I'll just keep her using this one
Girls on the bar
We'll use this iron a bit. So we'll let the dragon charge you. Just chill, just chill.
Just let the dragon do his thing. It's gonna come fly at you soon.
Eight, eight, eight.
So you're next to a really tall tower right now, and it has a crystal on top of it.
Yeah.
You're gonna pearl up there, swap to the netherrack, and place the netherrack underneath
you to place it underneath.
Say less.
I don't think it made it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You didn't even swap to the netherrack, okay?
See, I did it.
Okay, great. Build up, build up, build up.
All the way up. The dragon's just gonna hit you.
Build up, build up, build up.
Now I just hit it?
So place two blocks. No, no, no. Place two blocks in front of it.
And hide behind the two blocks.
Like that?
Like a pillar, like a pillar.
like a pillar like that yeah and hide behind that and punch it
and then eight you can punch it from the side
I ate what crystal do we got we've got one there we've got
is that the last one or is there one more somewhere
That was my one arrow.
Nice.
Okay.
Are they actually all down?
Let's make sure they're down.
Yes.
Okay.
You can throw down now.
So get your obsidian.
You're going to place it on the east side or the west side of the fountain.
So facing east.
uh this side east or west side yes
okay one obsidian on top of that
like that great now let's run the east of west up to you
let's go towards this way
I need to put beds in my hot bar.
Yep.
Usually I have a spear arms bed, how nice.
I don't need four beds.
Cool.
All right.
Okay.
food axe food and axe
you don't need the big gear great okay look at the dragon okay it looks like a perch let's go to the fountain
yeah let's go to the fountain uh right side
Yeah, good luck.
Alright, thank god we're still starting to balance it, just knew it ahead.
I don't know, so run away, and we'll perch again soon.
Anywhere run away?
Yeah, yeah.
Can I hit it while it's flying?
No.
Okay, let's go to the fountain.
Oh, it's perching, it's perching!
They're at the wing.
Yeah, it has wings.
It has wings, you're gonna answer that one.
At the wing?
It's an answer to the fountain.
Answer the fountain.
Yeah.
Then what?
Kill the dragon.
At the wing?
The head, the head, the head.
You can ask the dragon to hit me.
Bang!
And time, time!
That's how we play.
That was so easy. That's all it takes?
That's it.
Wait, that's so simple. Wait, I beat K4!
I'm thinking about it. No one could beat that, but it was such a good time. Dude, you didn't
beat me now.
It says winner squeaks K4, not the winner.
Uh-uh.
Yeah, it said I just beat K4.
I was here.
Okay, the believers, mods.
Wait, so if I went into that bash in K4
and I didn't have you on the phone, I'm just fucked, right?
Like what the fuck would I do?
I would just lose.
No.
I wouldn't know where to go.
You learned it before.
I know you think it's very difficult, but you have done it.
You've done it before you had it completely understood.
Like you were a student out of the home or whatever.
What is it?
Like a bird?
When a bird?
The kids out of the house.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
That makes more sense.
Yeah.
Like because they're ready for the real world.
You were at that point.
You're ready for the real world.
Like we started doing like a few more sessions.
Like, well, we did like one more session offline after that.
But like you were really at that point and we've seen it go back and get to that point again
Okay, I mean I'll have to all like here's what I'm gonna say
I'm gonna make every mistake possible in the overworld and the end
But the Bastion I need to know before like I can't mistake myself into understanding Bastions
I can mistake myself into understanding the overworld and the end but the Bastion is gonna be a the choke point for me
right
So after practice I'll watch the fashion tables as the most difficult by far as well. Oh
Like even the ninja brain bot and all that shit that's easy I feel like once you just practice it was easy
Right we need to change a couple of things in the major room to make it like because I was kind of like
Holding your hand for a little bit, but I can we can add some sayings
Chatters my video has it as well. All right
where you can change the shading so that you don't have to have a fair hand out through it.
But yeah, baps are difficult, but you do just have everything else down, essentially.
I can go bro. You think I can get a sub 30 tomorrow?
Like you can. Like if you remember, like I said that we could sub 30 and you were on sub 30 pace.
My overall is good. I got sub four minutes into the nether.
another yeah no literally three minutes is actually a really fast answer like I
don't know if you've been watching Liam but he's been getting like four or five
minute answers oh so I got better I'm better than me oh right yeah because I
got four or five enters in like two like two attempts right now that makes
sense you know he's got 16 minute PB but I mean who into the nether
Oh, yeah, true, true. And he also like practiced a lot. I'm sure.
Yeah. Um, yeah, but it's just kind of how it goes.
But they're easy to practice. You know what I mean? How do I have to redownload that practice thing? Yeah. Yeah.
Can you send it to me actually?
I just mean I'll have it for upstream.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Yeah, like the ranks has like 20,000 players this season or something.
So like, there's a lot of new.
in or something so like there's a lot of noobs it might seem like a really daunting game but
there are people learning it like yeah it's not a it's not like an impossible game okay okay well
i'll learn i guarantee i'll get better actually i'll probably do some more runs tomorrow
I'm looking forward to it. I probably won't be here though so I mean we can do offline stuff or
we can wait until not tomorrow not next day not next day and I'll be back.
Oh yeah never mind then. This is the last I play it.
I can find someone else as well.
I'll try, I'll try, I'll try. I can learn. I'll learn everything I need for tonight.
Yeah.
All right. Well, Gigi, thank you so much for teaching me.
Cool. No worries. It was, you know, you got demotivated, but I know,
I know as a fact that you have it in you.
Like, I know that I'm not even making anything up.
I know as a true fact that you have it in you.
So you can totally do this.
Thank you. I'll make sure to not let you down.
Cool. Right. Good luck.
Bye.
I'm a gamer.
And I am proud.
I'm a freaking gamer.
Yeah, fucking right, bro, I'm not stroking the button, you pervert.
I'm moving my hand up and down like as if I'm gonna click it. What the fuck's wrong with you?
Fucking perverts in here
Let's do one CS game
Dude, I didn't get to play Counter Strike today. I fucked up. I actually fucked up. I
Fucked up big time. Oh
Oh
Counter-tracking would feel so good one that just one CS game
Oh, I'm too tired. I gotta get my sleep score back up. It's fucking 60 something today
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