Was up. Thoughts on bad bunnies half time performance?
You know I love my bad bunnies. I'll never be against bad bunnies.
Was up, was up.
Thank you, Kisko Tegan.
One for three collusion, thank you.
Thank you, Pebble for the Prime,
Alvaro with the five gifted, thank you.
Moon Mon, excuse me, Mon Mon, thank you for the Prime.
uh, harpiness, thanks for 15 watching this stream.
fuck you, you tricked me.
thank you mora, thank you twitch for lore for the 13 months, thank you.
you fucking tricked me.
um, thank you gloft for the prime, thank you.
Thoughts on the Kid Rock halftime show?
Um, Thoughts on Kid Rock halftime show.
I didn't see it.
But, doesn't he like...
Isn't he like annoying?
Toach McGoach, thank you Ian Cofino. Thank you all in X. Thank you. Scotty knows it with a prime
Thank you
very Cory
Thank you
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Do we never play Minecraft again? We what do you mean we I will be playing Minecraft
probably maybe not today, but I
I have to learn the Bastion routes. That's the only problem I have.
I didn't have time. Dude, I'm late to stream today because my internet was down.
That's a real fucking excuse. Save from him! Thank you for the Prime!
The only excuse I have.
Thank you, Snatch Owl, for the 28 months.
Thank you, Broke, Zack Mountain.
I told you I'm a really big fan of Bad Bunny's.
I love Bad Bunny's performance.
I'm a fan of it.
I don't understand.
Everyone's asked me what I thought of the half time show.
I don't get it.
Like I'm just answering your question that people are asking.
Can you say happy birthday to Freddy?
Happy birthday, Freddy.
Hope you have a good one.
Two scoops!
Thank you for the prime!
Thank you!
Wait, did Flum ask about me?
Do you think you'd want to play with me?
Dylan, Tom, they've been here for 44 months.
Two scoops, thank you.
Dylan, I can't play deadlock.
I'm on stream.
Uh, not, I don't know, I'm talking about the viewership experience.
You know, you guys are used to shit.
But I'm talking about, I'm just so fucking bad.
I'm so bad.
I don't get it.
Jake have, thank you for the prom.
I'm so fucking bad.
I can't be that bad at a game.
What is your reaction to Swiggy doing in SM64 bounty?
Good shit. There you have it.
Ant Hill, thank you for the Prime!
Really, really, really good.
Oops.
Can you stream League of Legends? We need new, unique chatters.
What do you mean, new, unique chatters? Look around you, you're not happy with the clientele?
We've got some really good fucking chatters here. Some of the best.
Name one good shatter and look at my top donators.
I'll tell you three.
Whoever gets this hype train of level thousand, let's beat, let's get the high score guys.
We as a commisionee.
My heart, thank you, National Mac.
It's okay if you're at Dublock and give us more ammo.
Thank you, Mintu, for the one year.
But I don't have that paintball, but ain't,
all right, hold on, new song, new song.
Let's check another good video game song.
["Mintu Song"]
This is a good one.
Thank you, Casey, for the tier one.
Thank you, Joe, for the 5-gifted new favorite drops.
And now I was playing 6 years for the past 36 years.
Wait, on his Nvidia? That's hilarious.
Capacodic, thanks for the thousand bits.
Oh, Harvey Will, thank you for the crime.
My internet has been down all morning.
I've been completely stripped away.
I had to call- I was on the phone with these fucking-
Oh, I lost my temper. I lost my temper.
I'm not gonna lie. I lost my temper.
Can I tell you how long I was on the phone?
Can I tell you? Six hours.
Q-Field, they've been a 10 gifted!
Six hours.
Thank you, Q-Field. That's a lot, actually. What the hell? Appreciate it.
Thank you glass car, you know, okay, dude at one. This is where I lost my temper. This is where I lost my temper at one point
They were like, can you make your phone a hotspot for the next few days?
What no man
What the fuck is that
Door to ash legend. That's what he said. They're like you will check your service
maybe it's free for you to be on your hotspot.
And it said, we can't fix it, sir.
We can't fix it.
So then I kept calling, cycling through the fucking people.
And then one guy just clicked a button and did it.
What the fuck?
I couldn't believe it.
Like, oh, it actually pissed me off.
who's your ISP? No, I don't want to out them. I don't want to be rude, you know. ISPs deserve
the world. Here's the thing for the pride.
Hey, sweets, how do I get over a breakup?
Let me see if I can do mine if I think about this for a second.
Okay, Doctor, not okay.
Uh, my advice would be, have you tried, um, join my discord?
No.
No.
Uh, just, just be sad, it's okay, you don't have to get over it, go through it.
How about that?
Just be sad.
It's a, you're gonna, you're gonna look back one day and you're gonna look actually
very fondly on your feeling, you'd be surprised.
feel sad, take the time and you'll see there's light at the end of the tunnel actually. Funny enough.
Hey, it's actually three months. Isaac twinkle toes. Thank you. You'll see it.
Bad Bunny Son or Kid Rock Daughter?
Bad Bunny Son, right? Right? Easily.
What? Is that even a question?
Well, I'm seeing right because I just want to agree with you.
Obviously, I don't want to offend anybody in the chat.
What?
Tweaks your discord is being gross right now. Let me check.
Last message, Iron Long was pretty fun.
Where is Squeaks? I missed him. He probably hates us.
hates us. I see him whenever I look in the sky. Holy shit, title change. Yeah, it sounds
fucking disgusting. What happened, you guys? Yeah! Thank you for the prawn! Thank you! What
up, nerd? Why are you playing Bloons? I played real Tower Defense games, actually. Real.
Do you think your fans are parasocial?
I give them no, I don't think so.
Are you?
Wait, fans?
Fans?
Fans?
Fans?
I'm the opposite of Parasocial.
Thank God.
Me too, but for you, actually.
I was talking to some streamer friends about some of the chatters.
We've got to make some serious changes.
There are some among us that are just, oh my lord, I'm a look, we're connecting the
dots here.
There's a, we've got to, we've got to train the swamp.
Yeah, that's MJ.
Thank you for the one year.
I'm telling you, there are.
We gotta make some changes here, alright? We gotta make some big changes.
Why do you say streamer friends and not friends?
Um...
Because everybody's streamer friends, what? Like I can say school friends.
Listen, at the end of the day
I'm not going to anybody's fucking funeral, including my own.
I don't give a shit. How about that? I'm not...
And I'm talking about grandparents, I'm not talking- I am not going to-
I have got fucking Counter-Strike Premier.
You see how my Leedify rating is now poor?
I ain't doing jack shit.
Give me a fucking break.
That's what I'm talking about.
Get the drama going, folks.
Get the drama going.
Would you come to my funeral?
Hell no.
Yeah, maybe actually, I don't know depends if there's good appetizers
These friends don't exist if you don't have views buddy, so the people you're kicking out from chat are the one paying your bills get wrecked
I never thought about that thanks Raholi XC very interesting to think about
But that's I did pretty interesting never thought about that
I'll play Counter Strike today, I've decided. I've been on the phone for so fucking long,
uh, uh, no maybe I shouldn't, because I'm going to say some really mean shit. Oh, I don't know, I, uh,
but I don't know Bastian or Alex on Minecraft.
Oh, by the way, I hate to ruin the vibe regarding the x-raying point allegations, let's put on
something more serious.
But there is a clip going around and the accusations are that I clip baited.
And let me just put that to rest.
Absolutely I clicked baited.
There's no doubt.
You don't think I fucking know?
Like, what the...
Enders...
The Ender Balls?
Which one goes into the freakin' end slot?
You think I'm fucking stupid?
I j- You just got clickbaited.
I'm farming impressions on Twitter as...
A money-making machine.
You think I'm fucking stupid?
I don't know how to play with blocks correctly.
Like, give me a break!
Give me a freakin' break!
Like...
Being bullied on Minecraft Twitter is like
It's like being picked on at kumon like I give a shit
I'm gonna go hang out with the fucking cool kids at school. What like what are you? What are you fucking nerds? No, huh?
What are we talking about?
No, I'm just getting though there. I'm excited to learn more
A kumon reference is old wait really
Is Kumon not around anymore?
It is, it is, it is, it is.
Not with AI.
Dude, you guys can't just say AI for everything, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
That's like I'd be like, I'd ask a question, and there was one shatter who was also a
Hassan sub would just write capitalism period and everyone would type clap
Like dude, why is wamp so fucking hard today?
Capitalism Hassanimo
Well said well said dr. Jxb4. Thank you
Taxes
communism. Yo, clavicular? Clavicular ran into a frat leader at ASU and got
brutally brutally framed, mugged by him. You're fucking kidding me, seriously?
Are you serious? That's actually insane. Thank you, Headcut Chuck. What? I'm actually,
I can't believe that.
God show me the show me the freakin. I'd love to see that
He was Jester maxing
You know what game is severely underrated I don't even give a shit if this is like you don't give a fuck about this
But there's this game called broken age that everyone should play. It's so good
It's like a storybook game that's better than, in my opinion, better than fucking dispatch.
It has Elijah Wood in it.
It's not even an ad.
It just popped up on my steam.
I played it.
It's so cool.
You care!
You care!
It's beautiful.
girl she wants to live a normal life but she was chosen she was you care you
care some people would call it beautiful but what she didn't realize at the time
was that it was a great honor while you've been drifting through the
universe eating patent Oswald playing with trains war has been raging
across the galaxy. Broken Age!
Chat, did I stream this or did I play this Austrian? I literally don't remember.
What is this place?
Please tell us where our daughter is.
I'm sick of being a prisoner on this ship.
We have to save them.
Shane, where are you going?
Shane!
Grim Fandango!
Oh, boomer-friendly, brutal legend Psychonauts.
They have the tentacle.
Actual fucking good games.
I found one of the crew.
Are you?
Oh.
Me?
Me? From the future?
He goes bald, huh?
Jesus.
Sad boy Dan, thank you. It's not me.
My boyfriend didn't respond to me asking him if he would be my valentine. What should I do?
Does your boyfriend know he's your boyfriend?
Is that a weird question?
I'm like is this just some guy?
What?
I'm just wondering.
I'm just asking.
It's a valid question.
Is this just some person?
He is my boyfriend.
Oh, but you didn't answer the question.
I'm sorry, but I I can't help it. You didn't notice I didn't I asked you just
He knows what oh
No, oh no
Well, I would say
Dump his ass don't use in the chat
Dump his ass
Don't think my discord when someone is going through a break up, please.
It's already heartbroken as fuck in there dude.
Holy shit.
Yo, 7th wife, thank you for the 1 year, she's gonna be my valentine.
I already have a valentine.
It is my wife.
My wife.
My wife.
Do you still have that rabbit doll?
This?
Yes.
This?
Yes.
You mean this?
It looks like you, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't look like me.
Did he come yellow?
Wait, sorry.
Yeah, he didn't change colors.
He didn't change colors.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm just reading.
I don't have a filter when I'm reading.
I'm just showing you a cute plush I have.
What's the big deal?
I'm just showing you a cute plush.
Did it used to have arms?
He looks so tired.
Why does he look so sick of my shit?
This is what he fucking looks like!
Oh, back to work again.
He's baked.
Don't show him to Liam.
What do you mean by that?
Where do I put him?
Should I put him on my shoulder?
He can sit in my lap.
Do you think the counter strike community would be okay with me holding a plushie?
What?!
Okay, I threw him away. I hope you're happy.
Yo, I know who's gonna play deadlock. I'm sorry to say. I read your DM.
that group is fucking everyone's doing their own thing it's fucking over it's
fucking over dude thank you big daddy Mike for the prime it's chalked it's
GG everyone went on to do their own fucking thing it's all over we're all
playing Counter-Strike weeks can you explain this to me
What?
What?
But we need to enter.
Let's do solo.
Dude, it's called clip farming from your uncle showing.
This is the meta of Twitch.
You think I'm not stupid that I don't know the difference between the ender balls or
whatever going into the the portal slot uh portal slots you see as you think i'm
freaking stupid
what do i do you actually say you don't think i know it's it's all it's all
for the clicks it worked on you clearly
any less i think that's enough
I don't know what to do with the act.
Okay, so are we ready to play?
Snatch out. I'm not gonna ever click.
Look at your link.
Twitter.com slash kick underscore clip slash status.
Like, you think I'm gonna click that fucking clip?
I don't go on that website.
I'm scared. I'm not gonna do that.
Obviously.
Obviously I'm not.
No manners, thank you.
Andrew Ryman, hey, Squeaks, I'm watching you at work.
My boss looked over and said, is that your dad?
I'm 29 by the way.
Awesome, dude.
Hey, thanks for the 17 months of subbing.
I really appreciate that.
Rhyams, thank you.
Thank you so much for the 17 months.
Hope you're doing well.
Oh, it's cooked, chat.
It's Gigi, it's over.
Oh, by the way, I'm, uh, playing with all my friends.
I think it was.
chill video game cafe music thank you Emma Gunders in a squeeze you play a scary
game you're about to see some scary game play
let's roll you don't really fucking pisses me off about pro counter strike
players they all cute together in matchmaking it actually grinds my gears
Big time. It's one of my biggest pet peeves and they're like so much better than everybody else
So their ranks are all 30 fucking K
You have any pro friends?
They all moved on to
Valorant I guess good. We got no tries on the team
Screech, are you gonna meet up with Sina and Zoil in New York City?
Yeah, if they wanna like, hang out...
Offstream?
I don't do IRL.
Greatest hit they give to the tier one.
They're probably busy.
Sina doesn't know you is so fucking funny.
Because, you know, Sina used to be a Mario runner.
A lot of people don't know this.
I taught her Mario in person.
Sleepy Blooms, thank you.
Sweet, so will you ever do a get ready with me?
It would be so fucking sad.
Excellent, brought me here and now I'm addicted. Welcome to the end of it all baby. Let's see
how positive the Counter Strike community is. Hey! Alright, I'll play. What's up? Sorry
that guy at last game seemed like a complete troll. Why don't you play FaceIt? Just
basic solo queue has actually made me way more cynical about humanity. Oh I lowered my
sense by the way so I'm going to get no kills today it's 1.75
800 dpi yeah I lowered it
I feel so fucking stupid for playing on a high sense for 20 years
So you'll see my it is low for me
Bomb down
one good round this is your sense oh my god one good round this is it baby lock
it in 20 more years your chat is such haters they're not haters man they're
just trying to get involved it's actually pretty sweet
Alright so, I'll play Mid-Aggie
You got two BR?
By the way, I know four of these guys, so they're probably getting up a lot
What?
I know four of these guys, they're gonna team up and get up a lot
I'll bring it on
You wanna take first contact?
Good one
Oh, I'm gonna go B
Shit's over here
Is this just a generic team shooter by the Half-Life guys?
It's so funny to say in 2026.
I'm going to steal that.
That is a really good one.
This guy's one-hunter terrorist.
That was a ugly spider.
99.3.
Unbelievable.
The Half-Life guys.
I'm just glad to ML and friends, like Chigley, Apollo,
And I think, who's FlakBag, I've seen his stream.
Justin is playing, Corey, it's fun that they're playing.
I think it's so great.
As a Sam.
can you hold on? actually one at a time
yeah can you hold on? hold on
where's the gun down?
laying down smoke
it's two banana
one dangton hauls
fuck my stupid chud life
Who caused that long
I was like
Don't let me know you're the worst
You're the work
Oh my I just picked up a phone. No, God, nobody's no saw this
Typically with someone says let me a they double you keep
Yeah, well, you know what you know where he was on radar. Yeah, they wanted a wind around dude
Yeah, but you heat check
Hopping on low sense is a big fucking mistake I know
I
Got fucked
I'm on a new sense you guys have to be nice
You have to be where did I tell you from to your amp? Yeah
Should I go back to my high sensitivity gameplay like why am I listening to these freakin good
players I'm valid I just played 2.04 at a new DPI
I'm a highly sensitive guy. Yeah, what's wrong with that?
It'll be yours when I dive medic I'm warning you
I'm fucking wilted flower bro
listen three of them are facing all the time and one of them just woke up
yeah I just pushed my pulse but they didn't really see it
the worst peak I've ever done
worst peak ever it worked if I died like that I'd be so pissed
Alt, one's alt.
That's last one.
Troy fire!
Thank you, Laboon, for the prime.
Ooh.
I got pizza today chat. Yes right now order it
Do it
All
That makes it
Don't talk pizza with squeaks. He is a pizza elitist
Not a pizza elitist. I just think pizza shouldn't have more than two toppings
Listen, I'm actually pro dominoes
Can you believe this how's that elitist?
Why am I peeking there? Sorry
I
Bought them
Those cheese kind of the top thing. No
It's every pizza needs cheese a cheeseless pizza is not a pizza at all. It's a salad
Just cheese is fine
it's totally fine I'm just saying some people there's this like trend going on
and I remember it was like a trend from like pre-COVID era where people would
make restaurants like blaze pizza or pizza kitchen or something where you
could click any topping you want on a pizza so people would basically it'd
It would be like a Subway Sandwich Class Chipotle of pizza and it just didn't work.
It sucked.
It sucked.
Mod Pizza was another one.
Fuck that.
Like you guys are the pizza experts.
You should be putting topics on my pizza.
You know what works.
I'm going to those restaurants and I'm saying, yeah, I'll put some chilies, yeah,
I'll put some spinach, I'll put some whatever.
me no response yet all right we'll see I'm never hopping again
hi am I happily married hey listen let's just keep personal things personal
All right, buddy, he's married made it that makes sense. What what that's my steam name
My steam name is happily married, but you're gonna ask about my marriage right here. Come on
Wow
one's left side one more do you have another no
learn from me I got some secret tips and tricks
good one what you know maybe I'll show you a thing or two specific timings
flashes I'm fucking so dog shit's actually incredible
All right fine I'll show you this round is dedicated to um to love.
Oh I'm gonna steal, first you want to steal everyone's drops by spamming this.
Oh I'll take it off.
Don't please.
What do you mean don't?
you can trust me you can trust me
first off GG I'm picking med is over
not getting jungle again
flash up mid flash up mid
Flash up mid
I'm right there at the bottom
They're live, good sir
Swoopy, I have a smoke for you
One's up, Hall is up
One up truck.
No, you just fucking shit on me.
I'm always left with one guy.
Never did.
Is this hardcore?
Bro, are you watching a VOD from Minecraft?
What are you talking about?
This is Counter-Strike.
Counter strike. There's just one game mode 5v5. What are you talking about right now?
Is it like embarrassing to have this as a mug?
I really like it. It's just a little like it's hard to use the handle.
Old timer
All right, it's time to cheat as soon as I get used to this sense, I'm telling you I'm unstoppable
One deep, one deep.
One HP in there.
Box record this
Well, they might have fallen to do one mid
Oh one bottom mid
Fuck
Look like he's going top towards it
Later
One pit one say it
He did the thing
I'm done a save.
72 and 5 here.
Fuck me, I got the backpacks up for this one.
Time, mate.
Time mate.
Move it, son.
1B
3
Nice
1L, 1SuperLake, 1SuperLake
Is it Toi?
Nice! Good around
Your knife really shows your age?
Give me a knife then!
I ain't gonna pay $1200 on a knife!
Dude, you know what's that?
Forget all these like economics in the world.
You know what the ultimate recession indicator is?
On the lowest of the low ranks,
every single fucking person has a thousand dollar knife.
I actually don't believe it.
two days ago first guys that I used to play professionally with 15 years ago.
Boppy, thanks for the pad.
I just got vibes of like I could have gone pro if I didn't break my leg in college.
Yeah, yeah, alright for sure.
One minute.
You're getting through here.
Thanks, you're welcome.
Thanks, you're welcome.
You're making fun of me.
You're making fun of me.
Up mid.
This is for the boat.
For the boat.
Oh, if I just fucking held that angle, I was scared it was going to get wrapped.
What is this meme of you adding streamers to our gear?
It gets me so confused.
I get so confused.
Why did someone at Bin Laden?
What are you talking about?
I said streamers dude!
What the fuck?
Oh, everyone knows streamers, Jynxie, Jerma, Hasan, Bin Laden, everybody knows streamers,
you know.
in that bush, man.
That's where I'm going to push.
Why do these guys start walking?
We're getting killed by one person.
Oh, one of the smoke.
Nice. Nice try.
I have utility.
Did I see you throwing it back with big with bad bunny last night? Yeah
Like I was dancing I didn't watch the half-time show I'm not gonna lie
But it wasn't like
You know it wasn't like a statement I just didn't watch the YouTube
Obviously I watch Kid Rock.
Well, obviously I'm going to watch that.
I feel like it's embarrassing after a certain age to be named Kid.
like I feel like you should upgrade that okay squeaks squeaks is like a really
fucking man
Smoke right go left bitch
We should just go and take this guy
We lose this
You chose you could have chose any drug and he chose heroin
Like I think heroin is I don't know the heroin is something you can casually play
wait a minute wait a minute I know that voice yellow talking in yeah I did what
yeah I know all right yeah all right come on don't forget the squeaks
isn't this like the balding streamer
I think he got the wrong guy.
He's singing of someone else, he's singing of someone else.
He's singing of someone else.
Obviously, if not, he probably knows me as the Mario, speedrunner, or counter-side player,
I just think I'm moonin' them.
Squeeze some tiktok is so sad.
Oh no.
Cause I genuinely have no fucking clue what they're talking about.
Oh my god.
Why is it sad?
Because I don't know what I don't know
You think you hit level 10 on face it I
Think I would I'm easily gonna hit level 10 on face it and I feel like I'm scamming streamer friends
I haven't even started face it, but I think it's like gonna be so easy like the worst
Oh
Your two pay is a little too high got to fix that is that really squeaks daily
I'm going to make a compilation for you, hmm?
Wow, mid smoke right, go left, let's go fast.
They have like the fast mid smoke, I'm going to go ult.
I'm sure you'll do this one.
Oh
Wait, I love you guys
We're hungry
oh my god my cheat there's a guy out here spawned like truck
I'll take care of them for you.
Come on!
I got him for you.
I got him!
He strikes out.
Good job, Pete.
Yo, I am just fucking...
getting rebounds and toss them.
Call me Dennis Rodman.
I meant to say you look extra fresh today. What a wonderful hair you got.
So good. I couldn't believe it's all natural.
Good boy, I can't say that, that's a main chance now.
I can't say that.
Eww, what are you dying for?
I'm gonna go for a casual play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oop, cheeky.
Guys, we're throwing.
she do with all she made you the terrible play brother he's in the chat
be respectful
Oh, wait, we're not going to be able to do that.
Oh, my god.
You hit it!
That's how it's done.
Thought you was Guna, teach us stuff, only thing I learned to do is die watching you.
Oh, man.
Thank you, Patterson.
Let's play
We're on double I think we're safe
Are we on double?
Yeah, we're safe for sure
Yeah, we're safe
Two sneakers
Kuma, thank you
You just have to wait till it takes one first time.
Yeah, we got the utility.
Both are full now.
Residuality level.
90, well, what a count.
You're main.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I love a free Iron Man I play one.
Why does everyone play RuneScape?
It's got to help me.
Oh.
Oh, they got counter-terrorists.
Hi.
Is it still bad?
No, we're fine.
We're fine. We're fine.
Smoke right, go left. That seems to work. All we gotta do is kill fucking Stoosey.
He has a good late game.
You get four games of warm up.
Kill Stoosey, we're good.
I think we can floor one it as well. Like, someone should lure calls, but...
Kind of an entry point.
Take him to the air control.
Alright, I'm flashing mid.
Thank you, Aveline!
Go, Spade! Go, Spade! Go, Spade!
That's actually so sad.
If I had a gun, he's fucked.
Some people work full 10 hours, then go home and play Runescape.
Runescape rather during COVID I lived in a dump and I'd play Animal Crossing and
I'd be incessant about the clumpiness of my island. It was actually the most
depressing, like, depressed I've ever been.
I'm not even allowed by this one.
Okay, one balcony.
He's here.
I'm not doing anything to bomb.
Happily married.
More like happily carried.
Delta, Delta, think of the prime.
He's fucking holding.
One back, all is already two.
I
Squeak stand up with therapy yesterday. Thank you for what I mean, that's better than being in the
This aggressive makes milk is so annoying to do
I guess, I'm gonna go ult again.
How many glasses of milk today? Have you drunk? You'd hear it in my voice if I drank milk.
I would never work high.
nice
one library
there's a planning side
he's hurt
good job
anyone want me to hop?
he's like he dumps somebody
how come you guys say good boy to me? I'm a good man bro
I'm not young you can't say that
I'm not my banana
Yeah, we should we should I'm waiting for you to come up to trade man
This guy close level to shot he did
That you do smoke
Water
He's back boys.
Oh my god, we have two.
Fourteen assists.
You're welcome.
Kicks a wood clip, Doc.
Kicks a wood clip, Doc.
And Molly, it all.
He's there right side mid.
I think they're low.
Guys, we walk.
They're safe.
Walk away or walk.
Let's just smoke clear.
Let's walk mid to trade.
Come on, Onapsfield.
That was ours.
One's in pit, her.
One's in boiler, fuck.
He's in boiler mine.
Oh, it's right.
He's stuck.
Looks like a bug, but...
I think they're gonna throw this much utility in the game around, just fucking let him waste it, let me go, next scoop.
Can you make a cool catchphrase for when you kill people?
Um, what if I go, uh...
Don't kick me, I don't know.
what if I go it's week's time baby
please push me out of there just push push right
this guy just walked out of the map let's go back to A dude
I'm on the left side there, come back to B.
Walk all the way in.
Yeah.
I'm gonna smoke CT on the fly ready and I'm gonna flash site
This guy's such a
I
Kind of came alive a little bit no
First half is rough, I was warming up.
Oh!
I'm almost 23k, man.
What happened? I was 2499, it's like two streams ago.
That wasn't me being in pain.
Dude, I have my own stream up. Plus one view.
Is it like against you ask me to open my stream on my phone as well?
Like what if I put my stream on all my devices?
Really hit life hack.
They're gonna kill you for that.
Dude, I suck ass.
I need to change my voice.
I need a new persona.
I don't want to be a loser, boy.
After I get a cool kill, I'm gonna say, well, that just happened, I guess.
I do the worst catchphrase that caught on was when I when you said I should go
squee.
It's so embarrassing.
It's too embarrassing.
I couldn't do it.
This shit is so tough.
It's too embarrassing.
Should I have a record up, by the way, or do you guys not actually give a shit?
Zero one
We'll give this shit
Right I had a rough one it's been rough out here. Oh
Why do we even play this game life is pain?
Am I being trolled
Let's go.
Okay, obviously we're banning Ancient and Anubis.
Right guys?
I fucking hate, I hate these maps.
I actually like Ancient.
Noob, middle, left, you talked about the chatter of me.
It is kind of funny though, to see a bunch of chatters who are forged in the iron of
Mario 64 learning counter strike and discord it makes me laugh dude it's so fucking funny
and they're like how like um what's like the best tool to learn he'll ask questions like this
what's the best tool to learn
like we're not in Mario anymore there's no I was gonna say uma musume but no
there's no uma musume nor is there uma uma mune who's some mune Jesus that
means I've been practicing up I'm gonna say my ever drive
is there a k4 of cs no Jojo that should be you hello you guys wanna go be yeah
Yeah, but yeah, yeah.
What am I being?
We won't even need it.
I pushed him out.
three B I faked it holy shit
What am I watching?
What the fuck is happening?
Wait, am I cortisol maxing?
Sorry, I don't want to lose my aura
By the way this year, I'm thinking of looks maxing. What do you guys think about those?
Like I just go
Until I like look really really good
But I fear if I was actually like
If I actually like became a looks maxer like I'd lose touch with the reality
Go straight to my head
The mid door is one
I'll flush over orange, okay
Yeah, top mid pushing barrels
two mid one in for cat one elevator
I
Don't forget about for you
Be real your rank 30,000 right I get that a lot, but sadly no
Yeah, look at him so humble
Yeah, I'm not secretly a pro player
Lower lower
Now I don't get any kills from the rest of the ass.
Hahahahaha
By the way, I hope you realize I get zero kills.
You're gonna see after the stream,
Clip by Squeaks, by the way.
You're gonna see it.
One long 38 feet.
They fluff me up too good.
Xbox long cat.
What's your favorite food to order?
Thinking.
To order is such a crazy question
because there's foods that you can't order.
Like, Mexican food is a bad order food.
Especially if you're getting like a,
like a carne asada or something,
or like nachos, you can't order Mexican food.
for delivery you can't because the nachos become soggy like non ordering non is
not a good it's not good I think like a good order food is slot bowls actually
unironically use an air fryer I'm not joining a fucking cold yeah top mid
these these mid guys man we we need to talk about them what's happening what's
happening. What is this? What is this? I'm not in the Kava cult, but here's who I don't
Trust is anybody who orders sweet green. I think you deserve the worst
So I to say if you are ordering I understand you're walking into a sweet green it tastes good
But ordering a salad like sweet green for delivery is insane
It costs like twenty five dollars for a regular thing and then it comes it's like set it's supposed to be fresh
This the spinach isn't crispy
Wait, I'm a douchebag. It's good. I just realized I kind of am
Dancer do you want to rush out long hop last year? Yeah big dog
Let me think.
Let's rush B together.
I'm forcing.
Let's go, let's go.
Just go B.
B, B, B, B, B.
I'm going.
Let's roll the ball.
Perfect.
Perfect.
R-A-N-R-A-N-D.
Back side, back side.
Tons?
I'm in tons, I'm in tons.
I
Yeah, I have a mid smoke that's gonna like cover completely so let's go up cat. Let's try to kill these guys mode wait for my smoke to pop
one's bottom mid, it's fine, perfect. We're gonna push up cat, go up cat I'm flashing
it. Good shit. We need to train this guy.
He's dead one more a let's just push him
Right then last guy mid
There's one inch here.
And four wheels underneath.
Saving, saving.
It's fun.
Yeah, suicide.
Get inside.
Good shit!
Come around.
Let's do the same thing. I'm gonna smoke mid. I'm gonna be a little late because my spawns ass
To mid watch your aggro
I'm gonna flash up cat ready
One more cat and then I'm done.
He was in mid.
Mid and cat, mid and cat.
How the fuck's he?
Yeah, he's going to take the last guy on the scour.
Yeah, just group up.
On cat or where?
He was mid with his cove.
Last guy in mid near B.
Such a weird angle.
Oh my god
I'm gonna flash out long
If someone flash both of us out long I'll drop flash
We just kill these guys are gonna have to commit
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
of the
death of
the
death of
That's good flash is all gone
I threw it. It was all me. Good job Kremit
Great flashes
I've been practicing them for a long time. They're perfect
What's the secret
So you just aim kind of over the palm tree and then doesn't matter where the fuck you throw it
Mmm, that's your problem.
I'll do the same mid-smoke.
You sound like a guy I know.
Me?
No, Orange.
Oh, what? Sorry, what?
I know
Watch it lower, watch it lower
Keep pushing mid, push mid
I'm close, I'm close, I'm orange
I'm holding it one more can you hold long perfect no
the
middle of the third time
not be killed
Wait slurs
stop nail biting it's gross sorry
it feels so good though
one more mid close
Why are they playing three men that hate us?
Unknown other.
3v2 is on B.
One B.
Last guy B.
I like biting nails, just not my own mods.
Keep an eye on that guy for real.
What are you talking about, bro?
This one works twice.
100%.
where you standing last time or no I was crouched he's behind you
it works wise
I'm having a fucking crazy game can I get an AK please
it's on the ground
What the fuck everyone dropped an AK?
Uh, can you guys, you guys can try it.
I'll pick, I'll pick.
Yeah, which one do you like?
Wait, let me flip this one over, in case you want it.
Uh, I got this one.
No, you definitely want that one.
Oh, okay, just tell me which one I want, and I'll pick it up.
that I know that you want that one oh this one has a cattle oh shit he's gonna
be so upset yeah
I'm out B. Mid-dead.
I'm going in a windy walkie.
You're up.
Swap.
Yeah, I'm going in a windy walkie.
They be nice about prime subs?
Why?
Are they that bad?
They're complaining we're not leaving spawn
when they're pushing long.
Surely they're rage baiting, right?
Brian convinced their green didn't buy his fucking account
Groin hammer, thank you
You regular
Two of them are hurt
Both.
Beautiful.
Long on one side.
Long on one side.
Bomb has been planted.
Orange has a hog?
What the hell?
Thanks, man.
Please, I love your new carefree cool barista dad look.
Just chill out, dude.
Stop being horny, but thank you.
Actually, I really needed to hear this.
I really needed to hear it.
Okay, I was just waiting.
That's exactly what I was trying to do.
thank you mr. Hayden flash long coming lower one more long one more mid
one ball one on site please you aren't supposed to thank the cat color this is
Not with the Glee's box, really.
You know, it'd be shock to know, I don't really get cat called.
A cat!
Oh, we're bots. What are we doing?
I got barked at.
I shot at him.
case there's a slur that I missed
I
Noticed all the counter strike streamers that were here when I was losing they all fucking go silent when I'm owning
Have you noticed all the pro counter? Oh squeeze is so bad
Oh my god, this is this and then the second literally the second everyone goes with the hiding it pisses me the fuck off
Nothing to say. I'm still here. Oh, I said, I said pro.
Was that you that smoked my mall?
Playing don't smoke
What up cat?
Smoke
Throwing flashbang
That's not a professional
One more mid
Grenade out
Oh the hardbark, thanks for your 10 gifted
I appreciate it, thanks a lot
Thank you Hestia Chase
It's an AK mid, they're trying to grab it
Shut up, there's a golden kappa train
Yeah but everyone can golden kappa
They haven't enabled on 7TV.
So don't worry, it's all the equality.
Sun's won.
No way!
What's the long, my butt?
Really, when this...
This guy's owning us T-Side, it's actually amazing.
Every round.
As you in
Why are you click training us? What is your end game?
You'll see medieval software. I think they're getting a sub fish act. Thanks a hundred bits. It's all
60 days straight of watching the stream.
Your quality is no ad squeeze?
I don't have ads.
Alright, we got this.
I got the insta long smoke can someone molly dumpster yeah
I don't know, I got a bad spawn.
I think I do.
oh my god it hit it actually fucking hit
one more
I'll stay B for you guys then
get a coming B
of
the
death
of
the
death
Let's save let's save the time
And push long
They weren't picking it last room
That's hilarious beat tunnels BB BB B
2-2-2 B-Dunnels! They're all going B, I'll be.
I don't know anything about Counter-Strike, but I love critiquing Squeaks' gameplay.
That's every game I play!
You have no idea.
Every game, Mario, counters, right?
That's the first time I think they've mauled mid, right?
Most of the Twitch chat doesn't even play games!
Yeah, it's like they know.
They also didn't know I'm mid.
I think you should be out.
They ain't even written on B-tables.
I'm at solo B, let's put three on A and one mid.
Yeah, I just picked this up because Northern Lion was playing it
They smoked well they can go cat
I'm going CT hopefully don't run out mid
One mid going up cat
One cat come on man
Oh
Gay furry ooh, thank you heart stars easy. Thank you. I wish it subs guys
Oh
You go bald for a hundred thousand gifted. Yeah, I'd go bald for a hundred thousand gifted
In theory actually I probably wouldn't I'd probably scam this shit out of you really about lazy. Thank you for the prime
We're also going bald for free.
Okay, well how about you hit that 100k gifted, custom gifted, and we'll expedite it a little.
I'll start reading more of chat.
He's just on.
I don't think your green is walling.
Is he a rabbi?
His stats just do not line up whatsoever.
Are they two together?
I don't know.
I don't know 95 aim rating is 23 and are you low in less than 500 matches you guys don't
like the classic knife should I get a new knife I just like how clean it is
Let's show them the way out!
I'm flashing up for B yellow.
Flash is blowing a lot.
Nothing B, nothing B.
Not out.
Up cat.
Two mid.
Out of mine, there's one.
Pushing.
Two more.
Cat pushing cat right now.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I need to up I need to up you like to control a game I feel like you need to have the off
once you decide like why didn't we shoot my teammates crossing so sad that's so fucking
I'm sad.
I need help, I need help, I need help, I need help, I need help, but...
He's the latest fuck.
I'm not on mute, the enemy team.
On top.
You're washed, just retired?
Dude, what do streamers do when they retire?
Play games without a camera?
I don't understand.
I thought this was my retirement.
What the fuck?
Let's do some trolling.
I
Long a lot
Come on people
I'm flashing again, ready?
It's an AWP mid, it's not mid.
I think it's falling to the side.
Oh, it's too far.
No, it's not.
No, it's way too far.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's way too far.
Who launched it?
Should I help to get it?
I don't I'm getting out off I cannot I'm not controlling the game I'm
controlling the game in terms of guaranteeing a loss
Oh, grenade, dude.
Oh, four.
Nice.
Along.
Hi, Snake is B.
Two top mid.
Up cat one.
Cat.
Like...
Like...
Like...
So...
So...
So...
Damn, you're 25k and spray that bad.
I get better players in my 7k games long.
Can I say something about you?
You don't.
You're, you literally...
You don't have the lens to even understand.
I'm sorry to tell you.
You actually don't.
wish you nothing but the best and I think you look inward. One CT, one back flat, I'll be
I was fucking stupid bro, 11680 on the losing team, like 22,000 we're going all the way
down.
Heck, I'm going to go all the way down to 16,000 today.
I'm over it.
Fuck my stupid, chungus rank.
I don't know what to do.
It's hard to IGL on CT side man. Like that guy holding on cat, like he shouldn't be on cat. He should be playing more back.
I just need a friend. One friend.
obviously obviously a streamer guys what are you talking about obviously a
fucking streamer. Live Judo, thinking for the prime. Like what? Those are so
parasocial. Let's just quit and play deadlock. You're right.
Give me two weeks. I'm as much of a Minecrafter as you are a Counter
Strike player, and that's a compliment to the two of us because it's only up
It's only up for both of us, Billy Blocks.
It's only up for both of us.
I was at an insane insult.
I'm proud. I'm not being mean.
I'm pratching too. Will's practicing.
You are a counter-striker. I'm a Minecrafter.
It's like Freaky Friday.
Also, I feel like learning Minecraft is way easier than learning CS.
The funniest debate I saw on Reddit was,
what game is harder, Overwatch or Rocket League?
Like, I feel like it's such a funny debate.
I love that shit.
Are we seriously gonna play Dust 2 again?
I want to play a nuke, let's roll, I'm gonna become an overwatch streamer soon you'll see.
No, it's true. I'm going to. I'm telling you right now, I will.
50 gifted if you do. Okay. How about 50 gifted? I'll think about it.
Hello?
Hello?
Crow's that you? Are you the one making all the laws?
No, that's my great-great-great-great cousin.
You guys want to rush me?
Let's go to the possible doors.
My god, a normal fucking paint selection.
Sacrificial land, the USB headshots.
Let's fucking go, we need one.
I'm right behind you brother.
I'm going to open the doors just so they don't fucking rush through.
Well, that's a good fucking smoke. It was so fast, too
Hope guess I have homework don't I folks
No way is he saving I have no clue
of USB we'll see
I hate the fucking running backwards shit
we should be yearning for background music
I prefer the silence honestly
I don't know if it's like I'm an old man
I just like when there's quiet moments
I don't want to hear constantly like bumping that bumping that bumping that
yeah we can definitely do that
I'm going to go lower.
I'm going to go lower.
I'm going to do an anti-lower utility real quick.
You're going to go one.
Oh, okay.
Oh, we're going B.
One, lower, lower.
One side, you're there.
One, take it.
One crossing, two, two.
I'm in B.
One, one, one.
One, one.
One, one.
I'm taking the bomb.
You got it for our toms.
One just passed.
Two mid, two mid.
Thanks Marks.
Mid.
Mid
You want to be flashbang
Yeah, and he gets it.
Bro, it has to be flash.
Nice.
I got a B spawn again.
Every round.
Yeah, we can take that long.
I only cut a faking B.
Yeah, I'll split burns again.
No way, we're going B again.
I think their B is weak right now.
So goopy.
Car hurt.
I left, I left, I left.
This lurk is so fucking good.
Maybe R.P. is low, wee.
That was rush B.
We have a long spot, we can take long.
I'm still trying to get the door smoke.
Don't know how to yodel
I'd be interested in learning
Try it
To their corner and then one
Check that out.
I never realized what you did about it.
Shit.
Hurt.
You just re-reviewed it.
You died.
I know.
Okay, Orange, I got you, uh...
Come on.
How's that Orange's fault?
What the fuck?
Wouldn't play that fine.
We can just save and take it slow.
I think we get to catch the cat guy up guard. You know what he plays by himself?
I could like put it back there.
That's what it's called, cat doors.
Only someone crossed.
Two.
The kind of shade.
One close mid.
Yup!
Close mid doors.
Orange smoke's fading.
I'm gonna go get the gun.
Yo.
I'm gonna go get the gun.
I'm gonna go get the gun.
One CTE.
Two CTE.
Attack.
damn oh I don't know man I think all the new Mario sports games are bad
they just feel like worse than the Gamecube version like did you guys play
The golf one and everything was just like the
Ruined by woke
why are we still so crazy
one's hopping mid left side
at that
I
Sorry
Like how do I do 81 and 4 and I want to go fucking see the goddamn head
I'm shocked. Hey, come on go lower kill the offer. I
I believe in someone yeah, I'll do it. It's not
How good we start winning next round
Chateau I need a IG all these guys see cross
Okay, okay
Oh my god
Okay, I'll smoke mid. You guys go up cat.
Cat
Like go up cat. Let's fuck this guy up
Wait for my smoke to pop before you peek it
Thank you sky high
Your voice sounds familiar
I'm going to flash you up Kat, ready?
I'm going to go up Kat.
I'm not gonna lie.
You have a flash?
So fucking frustrating.
It's so frustrating.
Okay.
I think it's ready.
Zoinks!
I
Sound like a fucking Lini bro, I love you. Oh, thanks man. Yeah, I love you too
You wouldn't know you're not holding
I don't know what that shit is either.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know what that shit is either.
I'm not gonna lie.
And if you hold.
Okay.
I threw the flashback.
I threw the flashback.
Upside down.
Copy.
Yeah, long quick.
Nice.
Take my word.
One's in B so.
Throw it.
Fuck this guy out mid.
He's horrible.
I threw the flashback.
two mid one CT one left side mid dead up down
last two A players
this is counter strike this isn't mario
i'll be the same uh...
i think that
he's gonna push up pat
I'm gonna run out I'm out long
Oh one in sight, one in sight, why are we stuck running up?
Yeah
One single I
Thought this guy was watching my sight geek
But he probably killed me to a one cat CT in sight
This stream is 18 plus by the way, I said it to 18 plus
So, uh, we have very, and to be sure we're gonna be doing face recognition software here,
so, uh, it's just a thing that I'm trying, and I'm gonna be selling your data.
does he live?
ooooh baby
I could save honestly, it's fine
does promise you don't sell my face
please don't sell my fucking face
could try b-rock
three drifts on b-rush, lets fucking go
how many drops dude?
uh one
both outdoors
I think I'm dead.
You guys nuts?
Smokes.
Okay.
good fucking take holy shit
they're just playing so heavy mid
oh was that? I'm
combating myself on the back
try to go for the long peek again
good job
Me
Let's get the thing
give me ball I can flash you through come up long we're up cat you're in the way
okay we're going on three two one nice
I'm running for long class
one coming out long
two
two D
one down
got dead
one long
one long guys
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
Wtf
I wanted you dead
Let's make this right
It's okay
Then you should push up mid you got it
We're so much better than them. I think these guys are shit
100% gonna be here right?
Yeah I'm going to be with Naden, Dewey.
Oh I know.
Two site clear.
Take smoke man.
Or another piece of smoke.
One.
One.
Two site one tunnel.
That was like the game winning kill.
Two site one tunnel.
Fuck two sight once on them. That was like the game winning kill
It's sad how important pistol is
You're blowing today squeaks wait a really
No pistols important because that's what sets up your economy
We could just do a midrush I just changed my sense I
one point seven five eight eight three two point oh four
yo yo take this take this
I'll get all good, I'll try I can save.
I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive, but I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.
one lower
2k 4k
please 2
mid close mid
one more guy
two more guy
one side
one side
I
Good round
What up now sweet
I'm hard 12 is so fucking good
You want to get to 16 game before freezing and ray I see
This game is not over this game is not over
you saw like when the guy was standing still it's hard to hit me to hit
I don't know I just feel like Counter Strike is a generic shooter from the
still not proven
to be a cat a lot
two more two more
I should have played more serious
I was going for a highlight, I wasn't going for one.
I'm dead.
I'm on it off.
What's our money with the mic?
Bad!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Terrorists win.
Shutting the lol count.
He's not live yet.
Save it for the Ludwig. Clip C, thank you for the Prime.
I can drop pistols.
We have a cat control.
Oh, cross.
They missed.
What's that missed?
Yeah.
Switching.
Cross.
Headshot, headshot.
Cover, cover.
Right, dead?
I think once I'll be
Longside
No, no, no, stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.
What'd you say?
I can't believe that.
Up down mid.
Question one.
I didn't have head armor yet.
Oh, the one time!
Wait my team wins this and then I can off again.
Don't look at it, this is me playing, this is me calling.
He's dinked.
I can't watch!
No, he knows you're here, it's too obvious.
No, it's actually perfect.
It's not obvious at all.
obvious and all because now he's gonna creep up here.
Dang.
He wins.
This is a W.
So.
I'm sure.
Fuck.
I think he spotted you too.
Yeah, I think so.
I think he spotted you too that was not sauce
I'm gonna be like a zombie you're kidding me
I thought you were just checking A, I didn't really see anything.
No, I thought it was A!
Sorry.
Oh good, GG guys.
I played like shit.
We're in freefall, we're in freefall, man.
Freefall.
Meow.
Meow.
You're not queuing with friends?
No!
They have other responsibilities, apparently.
Please, I just followed you.
Hey, thanks, man.
Appreciate the follow.
Do I have time to go to the bathroom?
It will the Q-Pop pop as soon as I get up honestly.
If I open my stream on my phone, Link Link thank you.
Do I trust these guys with bands and not saying slurs?
I guess we'll find out.
Oh, I'm glad I'm here.
That's the place.
Alright.
I've got the last one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I have the last one.
Oh, I have the last one.
of
What's up boys?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh you got a shot.
Hello?
What's up bro?
You guys gonna go fast?
Oh you got some spagots?
I can't, I can't, I can't!
Oh, thank God, I don't like slurs, but they didn't slur without my presence, so I can mute them.
You wish you were present? Yeah, so I can protect you guys!
I want to protect you guys!
You guys alright?
This is gonna be D-rank. Come on, I don't end stream until I win.
That'll be like my whole thing.
One win.
Okay, but you have to end as soon as you win.
where's this outside guy he made it all the way to secret no
I got mine
time. If you win five, get that. Deal. And if I lose, do I owe you anything? Come on.
I have to itch my nose. Oh, yeah. And by itch, I mean pick.
What?
We all do it!
Oh, he's red, he's red!
Oh my fucking god!
God. Oh, I wish I didn't mute these guys. How would I supposed to know that? But obviously,
I'm glad I did. It's just a competitive game. It's so hard.
Maybe they've changed. They haven't changed. They don't fuck with me.
me. It's so sad. Green beans in the corner bitch. I just played with cheaters, Squeaks.
I guess what I've got. I've got people who slurred.
That's even worse.
Cool seal.
Thank you for the prime.
I mean, if the cheaters are on my team,
if they slur off stream, do you mute them?
I'm going to be completely honest with you and give you the real answer.
If they're slurring off stream I 100%
I'm 100% mute. I don't slur. I 100% mute the people slurring.
Oops, a little bit of a verbal typo. I don't slur back!
I mute them and I block them and I write, hey come on.
I'm gonna start carrying.
I can't even fucking bait me properly. What a noob. What an absolute fucking noob.
Any slurs.
And they're team killing.
I've gotta find friends that don't say slurs.
that's too hard and we're good at you know flashing and stuff okay you know
what I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do some stupid shit over this
of
the
of
0.5
Ooh, I like this AK, what the hell?
Nah, it looks like shit actually, I think it back.
Oh, CS2 affirmations.
My aim isn't guided by hand. It's guided by destiny.
Every step I take is a clutch in slow motion.
I don't play for T or CT. I play for victory.
My inventory holds more than skins. It holds belief.
Not even a flashbang
I
Go out do something
Oh my god luck doesn't drive the game. It's on my team
Oh luck doesn't drive my
I
Don't wait. Sorry. It's just it's still too loud
Builds the legend. I'm becoming every frag builds a legend of the coming
My reflexes are faster than the enemy's internet. My reflexes are faster than the energy's internet
Err, yeah, er than the enemy hands don't shake my enemy screen does
I don't spray I compose ballads with bullets
I don't wait for teammates. I am the squad. I am the squad. Oh, that's my line
Every matches an exam and I ace it
Even a bot with my mindset would be top fragger. I
Don't tilt I respawn mentally
Success in CS2 isn't luck, it's me.
My mind is radar.
Can we do another one?
Can we do another one?
Welcome, warrior of the crosshair.
It's the same channel.
Whether you're a battle-hardened veteran or a rising star in Counter-Strike, these
affirmations are your secret weapon.
Okay, I think we're done. I don't think I want you. I don't think I want to
I think I know exactly what to play
Okay, I can get in the headspace. Hold on. Let me just get in the headspace. Hold on
to this guy win it what do you think yeah you're an A
I'm gonna go get a gun.
I'm gonna get a gun.
I'm gonna get a gun.
KEPGG EZ THANKS FOR GOING TO SLEEP
It's crazy because I'm not even washed.
Like, these guys slur?
Rulers of life completely.
Can't hear comms.
They're camping fucking lobby.
I'm gonna respawn mentally, you're right.
Let's do breathing exercises, chat.
Inhale.
This guy wins it.
100%.
That's a gamecloser.
That's a gamecloser, actually.
No, hold it!
Exile, Exile, Exile, Exile, Exile.
Okay. Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.
I'm going for it!
Cure it!
Cure it!
Cure it!
Right back!
Chat, should I unmute this player guys or no?
And we try to win this?
Or are they gonna be more powerful to keep them unmuted?
They're probably just saying God knows what.
Okay, hold on.
I'll actually start trying here.
I should be able to carry these teams.
Let's see where they go.
I don't even know what they're doing.
I'm just holding double here
I knew you need the content slurs for content. What am I on kick calm? What are you talking about?
You're doing what I'm doing
of
the
death of
death of
death of
songs to do when something needs to get done.
Bain-A-Bain-A-Bain-A-Bainy.
A lot of this is just like not rage-quitting
or mentally rage-quitting, I think.
It's hard though.
Girls with all pink rooms play this song on replay.
This song? What does that mean? It's a good song.
am I playing face it after this
paining paining paining and it and it and it and it and it and it and it and it and it
is just better
jumping on marshmallow again
th
th
I've noticed way more slurs on face it dude I played face it once three guys called me
slurs three slurs and I didn't even know like two of the slurs they said like
they made it up got to look that shit up man I had no fucking clue I like I had
a slur college lecture in a way on a face that fucking lobby
Nice smally.
Oh my god, man.
You're just staring at me.
You're so dumb.
So fucking dumb, man.
We're done!
We're done!
This is actually a great fucking call not to diffuse. Worst team I've ever seen.
Worst fucking team I've ever seen. Holy shit. I don't want to be in their lobbies.
Oh my god. Oh, oh. Zero and four.
Yeah, that's way worse. That's way worse than playing with Efsler because they actually fucking said the Efsler twice
What do you mean? Is it worse? I'd love to play with
Ray Fusley Ludwig
They actually said the fucking Efsler. I have to mute him
It's all good though. Well, that's not all good. I'm sorry. I mean, it's all good though
like
I'm not tilted
I'm not tilted about it.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
We go again.
I can't queue with Ray due to premiere lobby differences chat.
Like I can't queue with someone that's not within 10K.
It doesn't let us queue, bro.
Ski.
I would love to.
Give it a few games and give it a few games.
a few games. Hey. I think in like one or two more games, we can queue together. I'm leaving
here to go watch a lot of Wig by. Bye. Oh no. Oh no. What? What? Finally. Am I right?
We can loosen our fucking tie a little bit.
Jesus, Jesus Christ.
Weren't you close to 25K?
What happened?
People started saying slurs, JoJo,
and I have to mute them and I don't get comms.
Is that what you wanna hear?
You want, you're on the side of people who say slurs.
that. That's interesting. Nobody talks about this game or this game. Oh wait, no, sorry.
Or this game. Or any of these games where I poem. Have you ever muted someone offline?
Yes. I mean, I haven't, yeah, I've muted someone. He muted my DM. Yeah, I'm you DMs. Yeah, that's
true.
Did I call me old fashioned?
I don't fucking all everyone uses discord or whatever.
I use a steam like while everyone's like why is he responding my discord fuck discord
man.
Steam messages.
That's not old fashioned.
I'd love to go back to Nuke.
I'm not going to lie.
Nuke sounds awesome.
Okay.
Ancient sounds awesome.
All right.
Let's see, who knows the instant mid smoke?
I made my friends use my mumble servers when we game.
I mean, I'd be down like for TeamSpeak.
Honestly, should I make a Squeaks TeamSpeak server?
Or would that just turn into something that I...
Yeah, I don't want to make a server, I just realized.
That sounds horrible, that sounds horrible.
Okay, let's play Oh, I need this one bro. I'm gonna go to 21,000 I was 25,000 I'm gonna
d-rank so fucking hard hello I'll play med
Let's go!
They smoked red.
They're gonna be out mid.
I ain't doing that alone.
Out, out, out!
If I lose this, I'm uninstalled and counter strike.
I don't know the instant smoke mid from spawn.
We're so fucking cooked, we're so fucking cooked, man.
Watch your B.
Ramp cave.
Mid.
From B.
Dude, we're so fucked.
We're so fucked.
Mid. From B.
Dude, we're so fucked, we're so fucked.
No joke. You have to play.
I don't know what to tell you, we have to fucking play.
I just need a teammate. I need one fucking teammate.
It's brutal out here. It's fucking brutal.
I am the squad.
I need some playing med with me! I need it!
Oh, this guy wins it, 1v5.
I haven't won a round and 15 rounds in counter strike.
I haven't won a round in 15.
Sorry, 16 rounds straight of losses.
Like, I feel so fucking naked.
Oh my god, we have someone- he's playing Red Room.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm actually mad.
Bomb near A.
He's not pushing though.
Bomb main.
of
the
of
I
Okay, perfect you guys are B players
Now they do the youth together cute local arsonist. Thank you
One in the molly.
One cave.
one cave
I thought he said I got a cave for you
lots on the up there
going flashbang
right
Jesus
okay we got around we actually fucking got around we held it let's go god damn
close it out close it out sorry from one nobody gets 18 rounds in a row for me
19 rounds in a row nobody
Is A open?
One is still in.
Put the key in the door.
I got red.
Okay, I'll need keys.
I got red room.
I'll go and get the grenade.
We're almost there, get ready!
What's up, dude?
One B-Ramp.
One more...
Four seconds, no time, no time.
I just get around. God damn, man. Whoo. Good shit. Actually, good shit. Squonks, why
Are you terrible?
Brother, my bottom frag is your game of your life.
I have a feeling.
B.
Is it B?
There was one there was one deep you could have fallen off
We have someone pushed the
We should go a no yeah
Yeah, he's still holding.
Fuck!
Thank you, Edible Moss!
Are you back to old squeaks?
I miss old squeaks.
I'm going to check something really quick.
I miss old squeaks.
Same.
Literally followed three months ago.
Two months ago.
I don't understand.
I am old. I've been old for years.
I miss the youngest weeks.
uh ancient streamer playing on ancient map gg is over it's so fucking over
isn't it
one's cat
One more one more one more. Oh
Perfect fucking trade kill. Let's go, baby. Good shit. Now to 3d4
Easy hold just stay alive. Oh my god. He's actually the best player
Actually the fucking best there's an easy one. Oh
You can only flash by.
Oh my god, I'm like, I just had a raven moment and that's a future I don't want to see.
I just had a raven moment.
He's in cave, pushing cave.
still gave. No, no, no, no, no.
Right? We win. GG. Well met. GG. It's over.
Oh my bad sir.
Throwing flashbang. What are the chances? What are the chances got it off? They're
to play together it's gonna be an easy win it's gonna be an easy fucking win
one double third, last one double third
good job okay okay okay here we go baby here we go we are back on the map three
rounds have you ever played the really play new gen X dude isn't that the game
this game like insanely good reviews what is it
Oh, they're up!
Bro, they're up!
What the fuck, man!
Two of them are hurt.
Oh my god!
Did you know the halftime show yesterday?
You know I'm a fucking sucker for bad bunnies.
What?
Wait, what?
What?
What?
Wait, what?
I feel like we're on the, we're on different wavelengths.
Oh, I bought an op.
Oh shit, I'm out of here.
It's okay.
I got KV super low.
KV super low.
KV super low.
Run the B.
I'm smoked off completely, we're smoked off B, oh it's just you and me, yeah, keep
you red
fuck I hate saving
push the red room
totally for all thank you
Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
I got mine brother you know it's crazy this guy won't be too easy I guarantee it and I'm
I'm willing to put it all.
Okay, okay.
Ooh.
We're back in the 21,000s.
I've lost 4,000 elo in the past three days.
Because, oh, squeeze, you should turn down your sensitivity.
You should turn down- fuck the sensitivity!
Now my brain is compli- I was playing out of my fucking mind!
You know what the problem is?
Too sensitive.
Okay.
Go.
Nice.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Good to see ya, good to see ya.
Two on... long.
He's hurt, hurt, hurt.
Nice job, good win, good win, most perfect, all right, not bad, not bad, I think we need
to like, yes dude, I'm baiting, I'm baiting everybody, I want to see you win pukes, I'm
trying for you man I don't want to let you down I'm trying so hard to bring
home the dub
am I about to go in first
Oh like a lot
Look at me staying alive
Like I didn't peek I'm learning I'm actually learning
I
Prime Madonna there's a song and I forget I used to listen to it in my childhood wait. What the fuck excuse me
XQCL
Why peak? Because brother, you know how you play? You play like so fucking slow. You need one person, one hero to go in there, one hero to die, one hero to open up the website.
You can't play slow for your whole life. You need if you have people be one of you has to peak
Sorry for trying to open up the website. I'm currently online
What websites you visit I just read reddit really actually so yeah
I gotta read all the comments say oh interesting
R slash mail.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna play slow.
Oh my god, it fucking worked.
oh my god it fucking worked you want me to smoke I actually can't believe you wanted to
smoke there!
I did actually with that chatter as a point on him.
One minute.
I feel like we're like trickling to our death.
I'm going to peek this guy man, just bait me.
No, no, no, wait, let's just wait.
All right.
I don't know.
No, we can save.
And let's try to save.
Saving it.
I just feel so fucking stupid saving because within me, I have the potential
kill all five enemies. I really do. Saving, we're like, I feel like we're like, we're just giving up.
I am the squad. On eco rounds, I turn pennies into gold.
You know what I see about Chibli?
At like 5am my time he's online and he's grinding deathmatches.
That's what I like to fucking see.
Fucking deathmatch server.
Getting the hours in.
I don't sleep.
I'm a zombie!
Did you just boost up there? Did you hear that chat?
One donut, peeking up donut right now.
One more A hurt.
Oh, what are you doing?
You picked up on him.
So close.
So close.
I needed that second one.
So freaking close.
Well, man.
Is there a person more university love than Chibley?
Maybe mother Teresa
Or wait, is she canceled I didn't check Twitter
She was bad fuck, um, okay, what about pink panther s
Keanu Reeves? I'm a Keanu Reeves, uh, hater. I got jealous.
I'm not sure I'm on it.
No! You're a mate! No, I love you! What are you saying?
No, you're amazing!
You guys have over you guys are swimming in red room right?
I hope so I'm gonna go peek mid from cat let's come see these guys mid they're so bad
I'm throwing the black flag.
What was this you made?
Yeah, no shit.
I'm throwing the black flag.
They're right behind me, Smoke.
I can't, man.
They're into the smoke and Molly.
She really sold Molly at the festival. Don't make me like him more. What?
I'm just kidding. I actually say no to drugs.
overcharges I mean you know the life ending the bad drugs there's good
drugs out there coffee's a drug
I'm out A, but one's doughnut.
How does he know doughnut?
I see holding I'm on HP two CT
nice nice nice was it done it guy no
I was a donut guy looking into sight
Good round guys
Happily carried it you know what you are you're mean
You know what your problem is you're evil and you have a mean spirit. I don't fuck with you whoever said that
Plus two by the way, plus two, plus two, plus two.
Yes, dude!
Okay.
My friend. City in cave.
That's a city.
Could be longer.
Bomb not fucking dead.
Perfect.
and
ain't no way little bro is saving
actually ain't no way
On the right
Thank you
Jesus Louise. Hey, I'll say it. Jesus Louise.
Alright, then I'll smoke.
Can we bring bomb A?
I'll be, I'll be.
Come A.
I'll take those eco kills all day, baby.
if he wins this game. Chills running up and down my spine. Yeah, I actually did something
that round that's actually a W in my in my uh yep
feels good
I'm coming to you guys oh my god my toes are curled right now how'd you know
I'm like wrapped around a wire right now like four times just loop-to-loop
I
Swiping mouth
I'm lit
shit
last act, hello
I
Get sure all right we win this by the way
Good fucking job 40 years of down a straight showing I
I think I'd be able to be on a pro team. I'm not gonna lie. Like, especially in North America.
Please.
Yeah, just come treat me
Nice round good shit
All right, all right, come on.
Doubters.
You're joining the coach for emotional support and vibes.
Fuck you, bro.
I want to be a fucking store player, dude.
I want to be out there.
I want to be killing, I want to be offing on the
IGL-ing? I don't want to be vibes, guy. You just call me like Waterboy.
One kill, Alpy.
Maybe.
I'm gonna wait for you guys.
One donut. You're just Molly Day Man.
He's not behind box.
Don't spot him. Oh, I can catch him.
I guess they're not better.
He's hurt.
Oh, I knew he was there. I knew he was there too. That's so sad.
It was a good swing. I should've-
Well, it wasn't. I didn't kill him.
I threw the round I actually do the fucking round
Yeah.
Watch, go up sad songs to cry to.
This is a real playlist, sad songs to cry through at 3am.
Depressing songs.
Cry, exclamation point, cry in your room, sad love songs, 2024.
comment came here to cry try to be a better better person yet I always end up to this
video and the video
I can't.
That's so disrespectful.
No, no, you're right, my bad.
Oh, a five stack?
Let's fucking go.
Oh, yippee, a fucking five stack.
I got banned for Roblox for saying a Salir type beat.
I'm on a five-game losing streak by the way guys
It changes now. It changes now. It does
What do you guys like playing?
I usually get a connector
Out mid could be close con
I
Always you pinged it he pinged it. I actually I got fucking ping ping the window. I can't
Flash-chan?
These B-holes, B-holes.
Oh my god, what a fucking retake.
Holy shit.
What a fucking retake.
Excuse you, they kinda gotta tell everyone at the office that you slept for only two hours.
well obviously I want the sympathy points
sky vigil thank you
God I'm so fucking tired yeah I I write L as a stem
I got mine literal Logan thank you for the prime
Oh my god, 420 bad boy going crazy, last one's the key.
Miracle in a 1 vs 1.
Take a step.
Oh my god, AK.
I
Came down to the bullet that actually came down so fucking close
Hey, baby, baby, baby, baby
Why does it say hashtag team cash dead terrorist pee is that like a glitch?
P9. Wait, why'd I get a drop? Oh, N4, N4.
Okay
There's another important window well
What the fuck is happening
One's up
Oh, he's out, he's out, fuck.
One's on site.
Why don't I throw a Molly?
Big noob moment for me.
Miracle?
Wait
But actually true
Please don't kill the vibe today, I plan on killing the vibe.
I am a vibe killer, big time, big time vibe killer.
I'm evil, legit evil, actually mean.
I'm not a good mid-mode, but I'll try.
Clashing mid.
I
Was
Cat heard
I
Palace out palace hurt minus 30
What the fuck
Miracles all in the right place. I love them
I'm scared to talk and ask them a question that leads to a slur, but I prefer to be quiet.
I'm really scared.
I'm really scared.
Well, Austin, thank you for the Prime.
Like, I genuinely am scared.
They seem nice, but I've been traumatized so fucking much.
Come on, I'm off, wait, okay.
Ask them if they're a fan.
Hi, are you guys fans of me?
I'm Squeaks, by the way, on Twitch.
Be sure to hit that Prime button.
Follow me on Instagram, make sure you follow my Twitter.
That's what I'm gonna say.
You think that'll go well?
Oh, I hate to be this guy,
but if you get a DM on Twitch about a free skin,
it's a skin.
Thanks Bone, thank you, Speech.
Like, obviously.
It's a total scam, especially if it's Chibley.
Chibley is taking your money and running.
No, I'm not giving $500 worth of Google gift cards.
Welcome back.
Yeah, do not redeem.
If you're still getting lost.
Cilantro thanks for the prime hit tab over and over and it will eventually stop. Yeah, you have to hold it for five seconds, apparently
That's what a perfect game with no problems
I don't know I'm liking stupid
What what what what?
It's a terrible molly
To be
I
Think them like three times what the fuck how did he alive spray bomb?
I have no bullets so let me reload first
I don't have graffiti bound hey money they need for the prop they're the tier one
she's trying to fix it but I'm lagging too yeah it looks fuck grim
I'm not a good mid hold though, so I'm gonna play up cap.
I don't have mid.
I keep fucking up that Molly.
He's out A.
Would it be BM if I restarted my game?
Artificially prolonging
Dude, let me just run my...
Does anyone have any computer people here?
I need help with my computer.
See, the problem is...
Nice try.
I'm getting... look at my FPS top rate.
Like my computer is insane, I don't get it.
I'll pick up mid.
Thank you.
I'm playing con already, so just want to go cat I guess
We should save one right?
I even overclocked my computer like how's my FPS so low?
I'm falling under. Oh, I messed.
Do I have?
They have got.
Hear me out. We just saved it now.
I need help.
Get out of there.
I'm running.
Grace.
Butter, take me down.
I need to get out man. What an extraction mission.
I got bans. Hopefully my shit's fixed.
Oh my god.
What are your mini-map settings? Oh, I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait. Mini-map?
We have a teammate. We have a whole team.
I think my shit's good. Hopefully. I got money if not.
CL Radar?
So then dead?
No, we're not surrendering, hello?
I'll take you before we...
Yeah, I say we surrender, I gotta go.
Real.
He's a bastard.
He's a bastard.
There's no way.
No!
They're poking up.
Don't need me.
That guy's so sensy.
You guys are gonna kick me aren't you?
You turned your sensitivity down?
Yeah! Like a fucking idiot! And now I just can't get used to it.
Do I turn it back up and then I'm gonna feel like it's too fast?
Oh my god, I actually can't figure it out. I changed my, uh,
OBS Syncodes and GPU.
Yeah, thought med.
Don't be here, yeah?
Today's the day, by the way, guys.
I'm just warning you, today's the day.
I'm just playing in apps.
Oh, sorry, too.
Hey, thanks, D-LOG, appreciate it, thanks for the nine months.
Today is the fucking day.
Do you want to op mid, or we could just put it?
You could try, like, taking op mid together this round, pushing it, or something like that.
That's what I'm thinking.
Well, unless we're double-hopping.
Yeah, fuck it, double.
Well, we'll put a pass and then we can go mid and plant saves.
like my FPS right now is in the hundreds my my computer is fucking up
like FPS right?
every time he tries to rejoin it fucks my shit up
there's what it can be but it's bad smoke
one lagged mid
No
Okay
Watch your gun
Like look at my FPS
I'm gonna go CTA
Okay
Two men
One ghost
One ghost
One ghost
One ghost
One ghost
One ghost
One ghost
of
the
the
the
the
I
Played on 1920 I don't get it wait. Do you guys see it, too? I don't want to be an excuse Earl
I have to restart my game. I think I've got a time out. No, we don't have any
It's just that he's trying to rejoin yeah, there is should be fine after we all settle
Oh, this game, though?
Like, look!
We gotta do it for Ranga.
I'm still here, so this is...
He's cleaning!
I'm gonna put my...
Just up level, now.
Nice job, guys.
Hey, I'm here to go.
Look up the map.
Jump, fuck.
Why did we make it?
Little
Let's roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
I
Feel a little bit better we are so dark, baby
A little bit better.
They're a lot mid.
Okay, let me win this round for us.
I'm going to call him, I assume, yeah, he's quiet unless he went jungle.
I'm fired off there in jungle, cat right now.
In market.
Oh, market.
I don't know, I'm finished.
They pushed through windows.
I looked at radar.
The lineup was there.
Damn.
damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn,
seven straight games of losses.
I don't think I can handle it.
I'm gonna take a break.
I'm over it.
I actually hate this.
Seven straight losses.
I can't fucking do it.
Thank you.
I have all the computer just froze.
Let's get this over with. I'm stuttering so bad. This is horrible.
I hope you have a plane.
Wait, there's a skit. There's whole shit!
Hi! Do you see what's happening?
Like, there's just no fucking way!
My whole game is stuttering.
Blue, what are you doing?
I see I think I see the same thing you do
and get out says I'm Lily rubber banding the whole first three like what the fuck is
happening
okay
go in telemetry and turn on jitter
What's happening red equals a server lag
Wait, maybe...is it for everyone?
Cloudflare is experiencing issues.
It's for everyone in Counter Shrike.
Oh, here we go, here we go!
Wait, wait, I can time it!
Okay, hold on.
Red.
Okay, hold on.
I can actually fucking time it I'm not kidding
I
Get that
Six
The server's lagging for me so bad. I see it to the matrix.
Yeah, just stop lagging for me after the pistol run switch for some reason.
Really? What the fuck is happening? I think there's like outages right now in Counter-Strike.
Oh
That's why I lost so many games
Oh my fucking god, it actually makes sense to me
Dude, I'm telling you I knew it I knew something was up
one CT one CT hurt bro on my screen I'm literally just aiming at him for an hour
I picked it up on those pads. Holding mouse 1.
Where are you trying to go, Blue?
Server lag, sensitivity, dog barking, teammates, map,
bad game, kids crying, swear usage, muting teammates, stream snipers, hands coal, tick
raid, no but it's actually real dude the server is lagging I don't know what to
tell you. Addo, thank you for the prime.
T-Curling.
Hey, guys.
I better call back.
I didn't have vitamins, no milk.
toes are curling wait we win this we win this they're so bad if we have lag
they have lag
I can't stop staring at the graph like it's subway surfery.
No he didn't?
Yeah, really good point.
I'm giving you an excuse as to why I killed him.
What the fuck?
Sun loves watching your stream. Are you serious? Congratulations.
I'm running out. Hey, do you guys have a lamp flashes? Look, they're reconnecting.
Connecting to
Yeah, it's tweaking
The lamp flushes where I stand at the door look at the lamp and jump the right now you don't jump
And you look at you look at the lamp the top of the lamp and then you just flash
One more connector
the squeeze good at this game I'm 0 and 5 today so no no I'm actually
affordable
GG he's a GG he's really good no I'm really bad today is not a good counter
strike day but some of you really come alive today look at you fall down five
times to stand up for six. Wait, that's actually true. One more palace. Server feels like ass,
man like the muzzle is like it feels so weird
if you're seeing, if you're seeing
he's not, I'm here, I was killing him
oh, he is, oh no
oh
oh
what, what?
is this the insta smoke, Jego?
I'll see if I hit it.
Oh, I've heard the mid smoke at last.
Let's go.
It sounds like he's rotating off me to Cal, aren't you?
Go.
I'm throwing my brandy.
Side, side, side.
I don't know.
Shut up, man.
I'm like...
come on one game please
one game
Game!
I'll take the blame.
No, that means like it's okay and rush it or something.
Oh, I'm just, okay.
Good job.
I'm good.
Okay.
I don't watch too much counter-strength.
That's pathetic.
I'll push.
One more, one more.
Yeah, I'm going to go.
One's push up, Karat.
One's push up, Karat.
One's push up.
No, he's past the molly, he's past the molly, no, no, no.
Got dead.
Boom.
I don't know where I died from.
Here?
I don't know.
Smoke!
Mid.
There's smoke site.
Connector, connector.
Good job
They're in every game shooter every game I play like Rocket League Counter-Strike
Even if I play deadlock or if I play any competitive game
There's always a guy that joins the stream and it's like is any of this easy
Every single time I'm not even kidding. Oh, you tell me this guy's a high rank
Is any of this easy because here in Europe you can't play with like that at all
I'm playing Mario 64 enjoy the freelo I'm speed running minecraft
I'm out. I'm out. Connector. Connector good.
The people in the cat. You need them.
Trumbler?
Fuck it please.
One's out.
Connected.
I
Said come on
Yes, oh give me the elo holy fuck holy fuck we actually did it
Oh my God, get my ass out of that server.
Oh, oh, oh.
Wait.
I fucked up.
I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up.
Oh my god, wait. Restart your game? Do you think that'll help? Is Counter-Strike lagging
for everybody? Yes. Oh, face it servers might be better. Have you updated windows? No. Or
Yeah, I don't think so.
You could take a break and watch Flom's mythic match?
Oh my God, wait, how do I watch this?
That's hilarious.
Oh, oh, is Mystic like, uh, pro...
I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play.
Oh my god, they have room!
A good one.
Will it let us cue?
What's 9 plus 10?
No it won't.
It won't.
It won't.
fuck my stupid chungus life
Do I buy cases?
Oh, I want to open it, I want to open it.
No, I shouldn't.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Just one?
Just one case.
How could one case hurt me?
Teddy, think of it as a five-gifted.
Don't give in.
I'm giving in.
I'm giving in.
Wait, my card got rejected.
Oh, no.
Wait, that's really bad.
Should I use my stream account?
It's attached right off, right guys? I guess it's our case.
If this is a good...
If this is a good case, I'll name it chat or a good skin.
Only if it's a good skin.
Can I have whatever this is?
Absolutely not.
Would you like cases to open?
No, no, I can't.
I can't become this guy.
I can't do it.
because it's a slippery slope.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Wait, is the case worth a lot of dreams and nightmares?
Like, what do I want to open?
Dude, Steam is lagging for me.
It's a $2.
Here we go, folks.
Oh, whoa.
Wait, I kind of like it.
Space kitten.
That's not bad, no?
Thigh Zone only next game.
Let's open one more.
Let's do one more,
because I had to add $5 to my account.
But wait, what do I want to unlock?
That's the question.
I don't want gloves.
I don't want gloves.
Like what, which case do I open, Chad?
Coocery knife, like fucking sucks.
Open the revolution.
What?
Oh my god, they're valorating my game.
Oh my god, they're valorinting my game.
This wild child.
Buy diffuser, clutch or kick.
I'm going kick.
Oh, I really like this.
I just wish it was more gaudy.
That op is kind of nice.
Oh, I have this one.
Man, I don't like that case.
I'm going to get the print stream USPS if I open this.
Here we go.
Print stream incoming.
Why is it considered gambling?
I mean, it's not when your steam is lagging.
I think steam is down.
Let me ask the server.
Guys, is the server, is your server lagging?
There's like a parent there was a ton of issues in my last game.
Like even steam isn't isn't working for me. I can't even gamble
Oh, it's a regional wait, that's so sad. Oh my god, it's a regional to New York City
They're trying to fucking sabotage me that's why I'm losing
Mom Donnie
Mom Donnie
They're trying to take down my ass here.
At least I pulled a kukri.
Okay, my trade link is down below.
What?
I said to open a case and you got a kukri so we're gonna, I'll borrow it for a few
days.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, authorize.
Oh
Meow dude, I got a cat one and I got meow
Like what I can't even buy cases
is ugly fucking thing honestly the game just called you a pussy after our dust game you
gave me the pharaoh's curse for three of my games brother three of your games do you
understand how rough it's been out here I've been forged in the fire 13 oh 13 fucking
We finally won, but my server is lagging.
Please, Steam fix.
Should we open one more?
Oh wait, this is sad music.
One more no matter what.
Which case? Oh, I really would like this. Could you guys see me with this?
No? Could you guys see me with this? Ew, it's so ugly. Oh, this looks so glitchy.
I really like the look of this, but I would never use it.
Trash bag galore, thank you for the five gifted.
You know honestly, these skins are ugly as fuck.
Recoil.
Oh, well apparently some of my friends are lagging too, but they're not from New York.
Okay, but I already have a good M4A4, like look at this.
This is thanks to Pat K. Look at this, this is sexy.
Or this?
This is fucking sexy.
I even put a sticker on it.
Oh, I have to change my Mac done. I just realized what it looks like. I'm gonna put I'm gonna do this
What? What?
100k case opening starts right now.
I'm still going to play with them as soon as they win.
We just got some stuff to do here.
I gotta get used to my sensitivity.
Are you on your alt?
No.
give a shit about my rank, tbh.
Do you guys think I'm good?
I have work to do, though.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Dude, now I have like brain lag,
where I feel like I'm just lagging all over the place.
Huh?!
Brain lag!
I
You could play Minecraft all you wait wait true
fuck!
I just changed my sense.
Now it's 1.75, 800 DPI.
It used to be 2.04.
Come on, come on, let's go!
That shit is too high.
I'm just used to high sense.
Like this feels so low, but I want to get used to a low sense
so I can see like that.
I should be able to track them.
My tracking is so bad.
I don't know what to do with it.
Move it, move it.
Any friends yet?
They're almost done.
Be patient.
They're about to lose.
They're going their discord and ruin the vibes
I tried it's fucked. It's completely fucked
Yeah, I even turned on like the network shit
Me too
I
Make you not in the CS lovers only discord. I got smoked off mid careful cat
I got
He smoked off mid
Two minutes two minutes three minutes one going under lower times
I
Pushing they push out damn it. They're going mid to be
Dude is the whole world
I
Know can you hear me?
We were just talking about in-game lag and then you started lagging in real life. Oh
Well, we're just saying hello. We're from here from hobby Monday making some cakes and
Just saying hope you guys have a good day. Oh
Okay
Good bye good luck on your games. What map are you playing right now?
Leslie we should play leader.
Okay.
Oh.
Are you playing from here?
Like it's crazy.
I see them on all day.
I'll be there in a couple of hours.
Okay, bye bye.
Apparently there's an update out.
So.
Right now.
There's an update.
Oh
I have an update
What I had an update that means it was kind of real oh counter strike catch wait, there is an update
Oh, there isn't. Do you guys think I'm lying? Hello, guys.
I was more just like, it might have been like.
What?
Real for a second.
I don't know.
Small counter strike to patch.
By the way, nice to meet you, Squeaks. Hey, great to meet you as well.
The apex pro.
Oh, so your aim must be insane.
Yeah, no, he's a prodigy offer.
No, no, no, no, prodigy we're getting there.
We're learning.
Yeah, it's a process.
Yeah, I think it's like too hard.
I think I can't do any problem.
Well, you haven't been back in before.
I played with that.
Can you play before I just don't want to be rude.
What if you forgot?
I did not have an update, but I did update.
Like I said, like like maybe an hour and a half.
Okay, so now he's in New York and wants to see you I know silent wanted to play
So I'm gonna bring him in and to fill my spot and then dacking tell me about yourself as a wait
You're not waiting. Did you did Sina mention me on stream and then you like
To let me know
Wait, I don't know about you guys don't know silent. I mean, I know silent
He doesn't know he doesn't wait, huh? You literally role-played the silent
That's gonna be all
So weird
Forgot silence
Look at him. I'm it's
Wait, he was
He's a freaking pro
Yeah, I beat him twice in matchmaking though. So as you see
Yeah
Just to be clear so I actually don't feel bad anymore. It's whatever never seen flippy in game. I
Don't think I've ever talked to flippy in person once. It might see flippy in game. Have I seen flippy in game?
Yeah, and GT if ever. Oh, no, I've never interacted with flippy
But you know silent. Yeah, I know silent the counter strike player.
Okay, but you know silent is flippy. Yes. Yes. I knew he was flippy, but I've never met him.
I didn't know that either. I know silent the CS pro. Listen, if we're going to the CS lovers only
cult, we need to all know each other. That is true. But it's like one of those things where
it's like, here's my friend. Can I delete the record chat? Oh, the introduction is gone.
You know he's here now. Hi. Hi. Hi, silent. I have to go film a pod
But I will I'm gonna play more games when I get back
Look if anyone wants to play later, please wait, are you leaving red?
You invited me
You've got to be kidding me
Squeaks when you said that you wanted to play today. I didn't believe you why why?
Because because you're like you're like rank elitist. No, we give me I'm 22
I was 4,000 rank in the span of two days.
I am not a rank elitist.
In fact, I would love to play it,
but the problem is we can't, we're dual queued.
Yeah, no, we get five stacks.
Look at all the people in this discord.
Yes, okay, but I'm down any time, any time, five stacks.
Let's take a look.
She's getting a lobby ready
for when her podcast is over in two hours.
Yeah, that's actually true.
Nobody's paying.
Well, you guys don't have to see,
I'm going to New York for a week tomorrow.
I'm having withdrawals already.
No pass. We don't need a ringer and I don't want to play with you. You're gonna get mad at me
I think you're gonna be right and then I'm gonna be sad
What bro, you don't know
Squeak silent Peter no co-dackin right now
Forcing you guys to be friends
I don't mind being friends, but I'm just like, imagine if you brought someone to a party.
Stop inviting me, Squeaks, I'm not going to be there.
Skip the pod, skip the pod.
Come on, one more.
Yes, let's fucking go, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
I'll play one more, I'll play one more, I'll play one more.
Let's freaking go.
You're the glue.
Are you actually serious?
Yeah, I'll play one more.
She's gonna play one or two more, six or seven.
I can't.
Wait, you're down for like, like three?
Like three games, three games.
You can't end on a loss.
Okay.
Are you on your main?
Yes.
He's on his main.
Do I join you, Ray?
I might as well look at my main, Delta.
That's enough, so.
Cause there's six of us, so then this is all.
Yeah, no good join, no good join.
Wait, let's 10 man today.
No, no, no, I'm, I'm leaving.
I like that, we should 10 man.
That'd be sick.
We'll get Flam on too.
Floms playing mythic, right?
After this game.
Why are you not online?
That's a good question, actually.
What the fuck is that?
What?
Have you started a game?
Come on, good lord.
Silent.
I'm so sorry.
It's OK.
No, it's OK.
I just.
Silent.
OK.
Will you be on after Ray leaves?
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'll be back.
OK.
It's so great to meet you.
Wait, Silent.
Do you know any other CS lovers only
that would like to join our cult. I'm sure if I'm I invited kitty and I saw
the kudos. That's how I do because you were inside kudos chat.
It's like kudos play CS today. I know it's time. It's a CS era.
Happily Mary. Yeah, I'm not going in house tonight or what?
Cute. Oh, let's do it. Let's do it, buddy. Let's run an in house, bro.
Squeaks. I know you want to leave this one in five left.
So come on in the hell up, bro.
It's a lot of fire here.
He's one in five because he's soloing.
You're one in five.
Yeah.
But two of the games have people saying slurs on my team.
Are you going to root for that next?
You know what?
I can't know.
I can't wait.
So I have to mute them.
I can mute them and no comms.
It was rough out there.
We had a guy that had a wrist fetish and he is whole.
Sorry.
It was crazy.
It actually was.
I screenshot it.
You could actually see the fucking.
It's disgusting.
It's already.
Scroll up.
Scroll up.
Wait, a risk.
That is gross.
Do you know the.
That's dark.
Oh, style.
Like you should see them back then.
I was disgusting.
It fucking looks like he looks like he's aiming down site in Valorant.
That's how bad this shit is.
Wait, so we wore gloves and the whole camera is just on his gloves.
Yes.
Yes.
Like the.
Wait, it's kind of hot.
I just thinking about it. I don't know. Oh wait, so wait, wait, I'm not gonna yuck your
No, no, no risks. I mean come on get real. I'm not some disgusting guy
What do we text me good night at 4 a.m. And shit, it's weird as hell
I'll say what is that weird at 4 a.m. He's like good night thinking about you or something heart like yeah
I just think about his boy. No
Oh
You're the only reason I'm able to is because you're doing the pod
I
Yeah, otherwise I'd hang out with my breathtaking girlfriend. Oh my god
She looks like an irateean angel, why would I not hang out with her?
We'll see you can still do the pod ball do you see yes, did that text me nothing to you Ludwig like what you yours in front of me
Okay, when I said
Okay, yeah, he was like he was like
I'm going banana
Planting be
oh the sky in T2 is a demon, sorry about guy in T2, that graph looks good, yeah feels a little smooth
banana, church, last one you put is banana, I'm doing it
alright rey is now in a one versus one versus bagelman, easy opponent, bomb is taken down
oh playing the bomb a good post plant play
Okay, I can't feel my neck.
Doop, doop, doop, doop.
That was perfect.
Okay, good round, good round.
That's good, that's good.
You liked it?
I locked in, I locked in.
I have to impress we so we'll play with us again.
No, no, I'll play.
Everyone thinks I'm some elitist or something.
I'm not.
That's all I heard about you.
What?
I guess they're wrong about you.
They're totally wrong about me.
He's burning a lot.
He is burning.
I'm not mid.
Nice.
Wait, I'm coming in-game?
Yeah, sorry.
I've been solo-cured my whole life.
Damn.
Yeah, I've been doing the same thing.
He's used to the solo-cure.
We gotta fix him.
We gotta fix him.
Planting A apartment?
I'm stuck in the smoke and I have no idea where I am.
Look at him in the mouth.
Oh my god.
Oh, he fucking shot on me.
He's here, here, here.
I forgot to reload.
Peek him, one by one, one by one.
Give him a clip.
Give him a clip.
Give him a clip.
Perfect.
Okay, next.
Noko, Noko.
Noko, Noko, Noko.
I don't lose these.
Push him.
Perfect.
All ruined.
I got an MP7, if that's better than-
ARTNIK THANK YOU!
I like MP5, but yeah.
Alright, I got an Alidas.
Okay, now I'll just Alidas?
You know, I'm gonna say it!
Everyone's an Alidas!
There's some Alidas and that's based, I'll say it.
I'll be the bad guy for this convo.
Yeah, two toppings max on pizza, I'll say it.
I don't care if it's an Alidas take.
Yo, honestly, kind of a good take.
Thank you.
Or actually, I think you could go like one protein
protein and the rest should be like veggies no then we're having flat bread
salad who are we kidding
my self-suffer on you okay one back side one back side I want a greasy I'm
smoking in coffee okay I'll smoke CT okay someone flashing to site flashing
I
I spread like a freaking
Hello
Yeah, yeah, yeah, mine too mine too
Yeah, I'm back. I'm back. I like dude. The dog ate my homework
One button
That was one time it was true
I'm going to the right side mode.
I'm throwing at my back.
I'm gonna kill.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
At least two A.
At least two A.
Hold on, I have to monologue to my chat.
Okay, let's take a time.
I'm so sorry.
No way.
Oh, but drop them in the four.
Drop them in the four.
Into the apps.
Into the boiler.
Into the boiler.
I didn't know where it was.
One's pit.
One long.
One's in the pit, one's in the pit.
I mean, there's two, eh?
Yeah, that bombs down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you actually happily married?
Eh, listen.
Listening?
Almost pit, by the way.
I'm so sorry. It's not playing with us again. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's over.
What the fuck are they doing? I'm kidding. I can fossa. Remember. Let's uh they pushed
banana right they did one push one push I'm gonna go I'm happily married by
the way oh you you're unhappily married no I'm happily married happily oh on
steam on steam I don't talk about my personal okay yeah I was wondering that'll
be crazy for sure yeah one long it's up but I mean it's a fresh push up push
up banana push that banana right side
yes i'm on the right side
don't overwhelm him oh yeah
i'm waiting for smoke oh he killed his own teammate nice
oh my god oh my god hurt hurt hurt hurt
two a one b you guys shoot one b one b
all right running smoking coffin smoking coffin yeah don't don't get it
Don't go yet. Look the seats. Okay. Okay. Go
Looking at your dark nothing
Yeah, oh my god, we're the same fucking wavelength smokes are down
You guys wanted to play in the front or what?
To be charged to be charged
Oh, he's close. Nice. Nice.
Last one could possibly.
Good buddy.
Coming to church.
Beautifully done. Beautifully done.
Nice.
It was good because we knew there was more a so we just have to go in and max trade one
Good play good banana
The plant was
Well the CT smoker spading so she should have planted a
Somewhere safe you're right there. I'll never forget that for the rest of my
It's all good. It's all good. Good save.
You guys have a thousand things.
Uh, you can try it. We can...
Okay, wait, can I tilt it?
Thanks, try it.
But guys, they're tilted. They're tilted.
They're killing each other.
They are.
Uh, uh...
I think it was an off-sword.
Peter, are you able to drop bomb by chance?
Are we gonna be here? What are you guys doing?
Uh, here...
We can call it timeout if you want.
I'm gonna hide.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.
Last guy A, last guy A.
Last guy A and going B.
He did have an AWP by the way.
No, no he had an AWP 4.
Is he PIT? I have an AWP.
Uh-oh.
Squeaks?
Yeah, he was on belt.
I got him.
I thought I was getting gasped.
He has an AWP by the way.
Take a reset.
Uh...
Squeaks, you need a buy?
Yes please.
it's just like a neat issue so if you want to
thank you
don't question what's happening
I'm trying to stir the pot a little bit right?
crying? okay
let them kill each other
now we can now we can get on one side and then pull the other one
and really have them tilt. Well Loki also wanted to see
what's going on
Yeah, yeah, he's just running it now.
No, he have bomb. Come, come.
I'm up there.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Library, one library.
Bomb is A-K.
Ingo, C-T-T.
There's a B.
Could be one more.
C-T.
One more there was.
Oh.
I think last is A.
I think so.
Last is A.
could be a could be a
Yeah, maybe hit a quick pause after this
No, my my everything
Fucking
We just kind of something
I'll just running it see see see it now. Now we're gonna dig. Oh, yeah. Look at your pain
You have 800 bang, dude.
I've never seen I got that high.
Holy 820.
845.
We're going to 900.
We're at 950.
Can it break a thousand thing?
I've never seen this.
I think I hit him.
Sure didn't.
Almost 2,000 thing.
You know my discord is lagging.
I think it's my internet, bro.
We can hear you
My stream is dropping like this court is dropping try closing
Wait, we don't take those
Oh boy, that's a short...
Why do you drop your gun?
Because they're gonna think there's two people banana.
Okay, right? No apartments or pit?
I don't know where I got shot from.
Excuse me, I'm hitting that.
It's pit, it's pit.
I didn't want to shoot through you.
Oh my god.
my bad
no you're good you're good
wait you're coming down you're only at 800 ping it's playable
it's going up hurry you better hurry it's gonna get to 2,000
you look like you're doing the waltz
20 seconds
I got this shit guys I got this shit to watch
yeah it's all you
you suck lol it's all good
1200 ping 1300 ping
I have no molly banana
probably
except i'm gonna ping it supplyable right?
a thousand ping
in my molly
in this molly
aww he's lagging
you should milk your prime subs
like as a perk?
wait
nice reach point get away
What are we doing guys?
You can't talk to me like that. I've met you in real life
Bro, I remember meeting you. It was like a movie, bro. I went. Hey there little guy. Oh
Whoa, are you standing on your?
Hey there, buddy
The heaven off to
Really close
Ladies, I'm 6'2 by the way.
No, no, thanks, good fun.
Thank you, dude.
One pushing us.
Wow.
One's pushing me in my spawn.
Wow.
Noko wins it.
Dude, Noko's mechanics are pretty good.
In our spawn, Noko.
One of them wrapped around somewhere.
Oh, good.
You're locked in?
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
Yeah.
I thought I was hidden from that, but...
Yeah, you have to go a little bit to the left.
Yeah, I was like...
You have the right idea, though.
No, this side's easier.
I feel like these are extra credit rounds.
Yeah, relax.
No, no, no, no, no.
We need all the T side rounds.
E.T. is hard for me on Inferno.
I hate T-Side.
I can't like the ending ones.
What's up, Bailey?
Yeah.
I'm not E.T.
I just thought I might have been sleeping well.
Wait, you actually did it?
I mean, I'm not going to say anything.
And I'm sure no one was going to clip it or anything like that.
No one say anything.
I'm shooting this fucking chicken, I don't know.
I'm warning you, this chicken is fucking dead.
You hear that?
You don't have it in you.
You don't think I would easily?
I don't think you would.
I would.
I'm gonna kill him as soon as I can.
Do you want an op to do it instead so we just...
Drop me an op to kill a chicken, drop me an op.
Yeah, I'll fucking give you the op here.
the up here yeah they know you show that you should have fucking chickens boss
I'm spamming mouse one what I'm gonna miss aren't I I'm gonna fucking miss 30
seconds of life left for this chicken I'm back sorry I'm feeling back pink
looking good normalish wait it's
moving not oh do it should be a step
shooting step oh wait my FPS is tanking
wait I'm not gonna that's what you fucking
get game hot potato bitch it's your
mother it's something's happening
Oh what one uh one banana one banana at barrels
late
Wait, two of them out
One more peek and he's dead
Probably the rest of the team
I'm going to plant apartments, okay?
God damn it, it's on site.
Where's the bomb?
I ran.
One short, I think.
You're being shown.
Coming up.
Nice!
Let's go!
Oh
That's freaking
Yeah, I'm gonna just go fucking crazy I know there was to be like a shotgun
They were four and six you guys are fucking monsters. Oh my god, and they have a DC. This is the best day of my life
No, this guy got banned. He kept killing you see
But now it's gonna be really bad if we lose
He's definitely not gonna play with us, I'm just the worst.
Two banana.
How do you peek like that?
Did you drop an up push?
Yeah.
Bro, he peeked like this.
Look, he peeked like this.
This way he doesn't off beep.
What the fuck is that?
Doesn't off beep.
What is that?
What is that why do you do that and then he kills me like that
I'm pretty sure what is that peak no clear so weird okay
Okay, I'm walking out of the smoke for CT.
Uh, I'll stand back.
Are you bricked up right now?
You see, at my age it's called an erection.
Nice.
But no.
Yuck, it'd be yuckier if I thought I had bricked up.
Like what are you talking about?
There in fit.
Actually planting for apartment?
it is not clear that guy's an auger
dude that guy peaks like that it's crazy he's so slow he beat me kill me
like that now I wish I kept me off
You know what we should do is just rush B.
I'm down.
Let me soak the bullets gang.
You guys got this. They peaked too last time.
Oh perfect. Is this like a promotion or is it?
Demotion, demotion.
I've been demoting all day.
I'm ready to go down to 16k.
I'm ready for you to join us.
I'd be happier down there.
You know me in the D. So you're good. You got this. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I got you. I got I'm gonna Molly car
Let's take the
Let's go inside
Not looking
That's guys the April place mark 41 this guy's an op
Wait one second
Okay, this is insane
God, get me out of here.
Let's go!
We win, we win, we win!
I'll go beat you.
You're nuts!
Is it gonna BM to say good half a share, Ben?
Um...
Don't worry.
In the spectrum of how BM you can be, that is the lightest.
I've heard some really BM stuff today.
I've been calling things and I didn't even know I had to Google it.
it oh my god i'm offended after the fact jesus i'm having some net bitters no me too yeah my
My name is...
I did some of these.
Yeah, I did.
I think... I think...
...the spectrum is just...
...throwing fire.
One peeking mid.
Mid-dead?
Just one.
We got him.
One peeking mid-dead.
Oh, you're the DC.
Oh, one more, one more.
I'm playing banana.
Banana dead.
Banana's picking up.
Do you hit him one up? Okay.
Yeah, they're up, they're up, they're up.
Yeah.
Banana dead.
They did it up.
They're smoking.
This is one HP
Spectrum I'm on I'm on oh you're on the spectrum. Sorry. I thought you meant the internet
For being on the spectrum and on spectrum
Holy shit.
I feel like an invisible guy.
He's just punching me in the head repeatedly.
I can't fucking play.
You want me to find you, too?
You probably should, because, uh...
Don't you get to find a fill for yourself?
I think...
No!
I think my area is just having a fill.
I was just explaining the note.
He's skipping the pod!
I think Leslie will be ready by then.
Hello.
Let's go let's go. Let me go first. Let me go first. I can't see
I can't see either. I got him. I got him.
I got him. I got him. Oh, you got him. Yeah. I'm just spamming
1900 thing. I just look for a second. That's so sad. Dude, he broke 2000. I've never seen
that. I'm sorry. I know. I'm genuinely so sorry. I don't know what's going on.
What's happening I'm at 90 FPS a whole type of it or like spams up
Okay, I didn't I didn't steps and one's ultimate
There's an opera I think on steps
I
Did hold that one it's not working we're both spamming
I'm just gonna play this around with 70 FPS
We thought it before
That's for all I can't believe I even hit him with a bullet. I'm gonna be honest
All right, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
Windows is fucking ass bro, I can't believe how many problems windows 11 has introduced to just my everyday existence
it's crazy what are they doing over there I just figured out what the xeo
We just need to make oh
Here don't know the wall moved again
How did I kill that guy how you're in cell
Possible for me to kill people in my current state
I think that's incredible. I think you're just incredible. I wonder what rank this account is gonna be
It's gonna be high. I think I'd be on Linux right now if it wasn't for the anti-chain
I wonder what that is. Yeah, I can't download Linux because I got laid when I was playing solo queue on it
Are you guys playing before? I was playing with 20k. It's hopefully not that high because I lost it
It's really high
I'm so hard I could hear my footsteps behind me.
Damn.
Damn.
I'm so fuck.
Whoa, Peter, that lag is crazy.
I
Push out boiler and I was
I'm so
They're just 180. Yeah, I smoked it
Yeah, they're walking off of you as well
Whoops
surprise I killed him I'm not going to lie also that's what though it was the
name to wow yeah I played 1.6 but I'm more like seriously played source I
tried playing source for the 10 minutes 10 minutes off wars this game is broken
It's crazy. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. No, I don't go to school.
Nice kills. Last round, I guess, but up.
You want to run boost? Bro, no, go just assume my body.
I'm not a body.
I'll take the other one.
You need me?
I don't see where I'm going to go.
five hundred thirty thirty one no 18k because you're my second one of the day
i actually needed this more than you know see and you don't demote
that's huge that's huge thank you for the games i'm pretty sure that my internet
is just too shit to play more currently do you guys have a replacement for me no no
You have to play.
You actually have to.
Ready? Oh my God.
Oh, fuck.
That sucks.
I'll be right back.
Yeah.
OK, silence coming.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm firing my lasers.
Remember.
Remember.
I
Do you want me on my main or
Remegas you mean your jacket your smurf is 18k like be for reals. I know I'm supposed to come on me now
What's your oh, let's tank that shit
I'm going to 25 all the way down, I'm going to 20.
I'm down if you want me to play my man.
I'm playing your smurf.
My smurf is low trust.
I'm scared.
It just fucks with every game.
Well, you got smurf is low trust?
I thought it was your main.
No, my smurf.
Sadly.
What, are you like a bad team or something?
Yeah, just because of the stuff I'd say
I would see like really bad stuff
I'll go on
Like I'd say
I'd call people bozos
Um, how dare you wait they need to add I want this sticker. Let me get it right now. Watch this
Bang, this is my main. This is not
Sorry
No, it's not here.
Hi, Silent.
Hi.
Stop.
I mean, it's not a sign.
Chat, remember blockbuster?
I'm getting on my smurf.
Remember? Well, I mean, Squeaks is 22K.
Which is said he doesn't want to go to 20K to get on my smurf immediately.
Thank you.
Oh, I see.
Wait, I pawned.
I don't know if I can find you guys a fill.
Then you have to play. Play one more. Play one more.
I think I can literally play one more.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wow.
Can you play any keys?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I freaking pwned and if you guys doing any skin giveaways or something
well you're like asking for a friend no no I'm just saying like part of your
streams I'm just I'm interested in joining skin giveaways interesting yeah
I'm giving a glock moon rice. Okay. Let me know what I got a type and when
Is anyone else is steam broken? Yeah, I just my friend's page. I tried buying keys and it just lagged out
Can anyone add silent yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, okay. My friends pages frozen
Added
Add it I'm happily married where the frick is Chibley. Oh
Trust me. I know I remember getting
Smoked by happily married. Oh, yeah
We kept getting queued up against each other
Yeah, you qqqqqqqqqqqqq
Well, no, it's okay
No go no go no go
Oh, it's me.
Just record it remotely.
Wait, no, no, no, this is the first time
we're recording in person.
Yeah, but just do it remotely.
Call in or something.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Do a podcast while playing Counter-Strike.
Why not?
Wait, I love this idea.
Yes, the Counter-Strike pod.
CSP?
You can call it.
Call it the bomb has been planted.
Get baited.
That's actually so fucking good, isn't it?
I can't believe I just came up with that.
Yeah, so good.
I wish they could play Conchlight with us.
I know, that was crazy.
Can't message to all races is a terrible name.
It's a terrible name.
Danny Desperage.
Ooh, should we ban Anubis as well?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait
You don't like new corn for actually, I'm down to benefit. I love nuclear inferno. I just I mean, I don't like inferno
But they're gonna choose mirage
We have solos it's a three stack
On rank three stack
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Whoa.
I love Nuke.
I didn't expect this.
That's my favorite map.
I love this map.
There's some counter-strike so fun.
I just want to quit everything and play this ship.
Me too!
Do it.
Maybe Peter can come back after this game.
What else do you do? I have a fucking family, I mean but I basically quit on one of my kids.
I don't know who started the 16k bet but it ruined my life.
Me.
Was it you?
Yep.
Yep.
It was.
Yep.
It's like, I can't.
It's a game.
I didn't expect this this year.
It's so good.
It's a dick thing.
I just, it is very a dick thing but I also can't be the only one that doesn't
hit 16k.
I have to. I must.
Silent, what are you?
I'm going outside.
Uh, Texas. That's what I'm counting on.
I keep thinking you're in EU.
Oh, yeah.
You just move.
Yeah, hell you do. I can.
I was in Cali.
Ooh.
The little Texas.
I made it. I made it.
Outside.
Outside.
Okay.
One down.
Three out.
Two more back, people.
Oh, he got shot on.
Here you go.
OK, I got one.
One for the secret.
One more outside.
Nice.
Dead?
Yep.
Was he red or did he go down?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I could have one secret.
OK, come in here, Ray.
He was in the stairs.
So there.
He's outside.
Is he looking at you, son?
Thank you, Able.
Yes.
I need to get a new stem.
So there.
One kill is all it takes.
I'm just falling in love with me.
He's gonna die.
I'm so far away.
I'm so far away.
It's been a good days.
It's getting hot.
What's a hut?
This?
Oh, A?
It's going A, yeah.
Could go dumbens.
Oh, up there.
It's over here now, thanks.
Oh, my game.
My game.
It's been a good day.
Keyboard do you have?
I'm not telling.
The hell, Noko.
You didn't wait for me.
I actually am using a keyboard that was given to me
by the devs of Planet Coaster.
But for some reason, I just like how it feels.
It's not even it's like an all right.
I try and like the color.
Wait for me. No girl.
I kind of was just kind of into positioning push.
I'm about to do that.
You can't say anything.
Was it was that was that bad on me?
I'll be forcing you. You guys want to force?
uhhhhh no
CS go Lotto hit me up bro
I'm going to freaking
I'm going to get over when addicted to gambling
hit up my DMs
crypto
gambling
casinos
riyadh whatever you guys want
for money
one's on the one red
one's on roof
I see got him one red cell two red to red. Let's issue me one more. Down secret bomb.
One minute you're going to get me going at you guys. One is here, one is here, one is here.
I'm not one down secret was he hot
Which we said I think I saw him huh, I'm gonna screw you silent no
What's your right? I hit him a lot he's hurt
All right, let's see ABC
I
Squeeze you support journalist don't buy on this right like in theory like what the fuck
Like yeah, I guess
I don't have any money back here, am I?
Yeah
Oh yeah, don't worry about this right now
Who's staying outside? Is it Eastweeds?
I don't know
I'm playing outside too
I'm playing from Heaven
I think they saw us
I'm gonna peek it
Oh my f**king son of a...
I said it's quiet
RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP
Possibility
Hold on, I'll fight
Oh, whoa
Oh my god.
There's got one shot.
One backup.
One backup.
Yeah, they're gonna ops and an M4s.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice to have you on the next sweep.
And that's why I'm happily married.
Happily married.
Happily married.
Here's an om.
Thank you.
Can I get a buy, Silo?
Yeah.
Please, please, please, please, please, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey, y'all!
Thanks, man.
Thanks, Mommy.
I love how everyone talks and how much I care for a name ever.
It's so annoying.
It's a topic.
I know, I love it.
Actually made it easy.
Okay, I'll stop.
Guys, look outside, guys.
Oh, my god, my god.
Are you're chillin' anything?
I'm watching you, Silo.
I'm watching your silo
I don't see any silo
Anything around me?
Nothing, I'm just smoking
Yeah, one is silo
One red
Nice knocko
Red huh?
Dead dead
Dead dead
red dead
what lobby?
two lobby coming out, maybe
no
one side
one's on default
one tap
That was a clean one top.
Taco ad, thank you.
I just scroll wheeled a jump.
Know what they should respect?
fish
Oh they Molly
Where it's like mine outside. Yeah, oh yeah one lobby entrance
Lobby dead
One more outside secret outside in lobby last three one more one more one more secret
One secret one secret
What's the last guy?
What a shot.
I think I like this guy by the way.
Oh you're last.
What is this crosshair? I like it.
Classic smooth crosshair?
He might have gone down too good.
Should I ask him if they have TikTok chat?
Just to have some casual banter?
Let me check the bantameter of this stream pretty good actually, pretty good.
Oh, I did lick him.
He's unlucky.
Happens.
Up down outside.
What does that mean?
I'm about to die.
I'm about to drop it outside.
I'm gonna fucking die is what I'm just saying.
I have the ego of an offer but secretly I'm feel very small
That's okay
Metshikers I love
Drop by the...
He's knocked me off.
I'm dropping down.
You're on.
Yeah.
Keep secret if you're down there.
Have a moid off, you have a timing.
They're low, they're low.
They have been fully.
Oh.
One more vest.
Oh my god.
Oh, just one guy!
Kill this guy!
Oh, he's like, they're f***ing, eh.
Yeah.
like my door wait where's my calm let's kill this guy like single door
yeah
I thought they're still live I'm so much safe yes or
We're going to win something. It's 100%. Yeah. Yeah. We're not going to roll. They're just not going to your site.
It's fine. Yeah. Totally. Totally.
22K what happened? Life bro. Fucking life.
It hits you like a fucking freight train, doesn't it?
Oh, I hit the animation.
I told you when you hit the animation
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus.
One guy alone.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, man.
Yeah, we can not buy it, I guess.
Steakware.
Bang.
Magda.
I can drop one
My stuff
I love
Do not touch strangers
One more outside one more
one squeaky door squeaky
oh the heat bead don't they
the point flash by
oh
he's getting outside by their spawn
by their spawn almost
he's down low god
oh like he's down low
yeah yeah he's down low
he was like holding a pretty tight
oh so he's dead he's dead
okay
nice
oh don't worry about the fleets
okay
we're back
You're just rubbing off.
No, I was just scouting.
It looked like an off because there was a green fucking skin.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I was like, this guy's trying to pick it up.
You guys know Chibli?
Chibli!
Ladies and gentlemen, Chibli.
Of course, I love Chibli.
OK, he's going to fill for me after this game.
Oh my god, what a dream come true.
Is he a good guy or a bad guy?
He is very evil.
He is real.
Very evil.
I didn't know he was so real person.
What is that?
I thought he was just a movie or something
He's a legend
Care ramp care ramp care ramp
Sorry, did you kill him?
Oh you got two! What the fuck?
Big V?
Yeah I'm the fucking go to whatever
I mean smiley?
I'm still big V at heart
One's on our side on our side
On P?
One was lower
To squeak C you're right
One controller.
One controller.
I'm falling back a bit.
He's in control of movement.
He's double.
You got this.
Not to my fault completely, sorry.
I'm dying.
Epic awesome.
Excuse me.
I'll drop, I'll drop.
I'll drop, I'll drop, I'll drop, I'll drop me.
M4A4 or A1S?
That thing has money.
I'll do A4.
Nope.
Thank you so much.
Do not op.
Bring it on.
Why are you looking at me?
There is a lot of shit.
That's because I know I'm there.
Oh no.
You're inside.
Fire in the hole!
I think they're out.
3-3 I'm scared of them!
Oh, what a... just be a squeaky!
No, he's low, planning...
My planning lower?
Yeah.
open a case if you need a sign to open a case open a case right now this works
every time push ramp end up at the same time do it do it do it yes we love the
crunch yeah yeah a lot of crunch two or three people are ramp and then like
I wonder what. Yeah, I'll go around the door or something.
I'm three. I'm super. I got a blue. Why'd you open a case?
I'm saying four. I'm no grace. I'm blind.
I hit some a little bit. I think on.
We got two
We're gonna win
We're gonna win
I have to burp
We can do two rounds
You will go over there
Oh wait, oops not that
Take this
I'll drop your momma
what do you hold normally just the A side? Yeah just up there.
The Prog vents.
He's not from Mini.
Look, nice.
One site from Lobby.
I'm leaving A side.
I'm pushing Lobby.
That was spooky.
W, W.
Oh my god, I see him! Wait!
Is he in there? Clara?
Nice!
That's a six.
Good half.
We left he side.
Drapera.
Mr. Tom Fool, thank you.
You look like my cat. Aw, thanks, Gussie Bear.
Let's go fast upper.
Sounds good boss.
fast upper and someone made my door
uh
i don't have another
oh
thank you
wait are you talking about squeaky? yeah yeah yeah
oh i'm getting a little blocked so
You just okay
Well, it's gonna walk through the smoke
Yeah, you should be in there
Thank you, that's fine.
Door, door, door, door, last one.
Why aren't foosies or back-way streaming?
Look, why are you running?
He's lit, he's lit.
Um, it's all good.
Uh, I don't know.
Sorry, you have to watch me.
Oh, why?
He's got some nice shots.
No, I didn't see him on my screen.
It's nice shooting. I don't care.
I
Was crazy it wasn't even on my screen when he taught me
I did 50 and 4
Drop me smokes outside. I'll ping the spot. I
Just want one small one smoke. I got you. I got you. No, I'm gonna do though the wall smokes
what do you want right here yes yes we are first come on side then he's
making the line first
so why
once once you go back I'm playing this let's go down secret go down secret
I got another secret guys. Nice. Let's go. Oh, red red red. Nice. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
quit. One's already.
He's lower somewhere. Oh, maybe that was them. I think that was the guy. Well, one's coming
up right now. Nice. Good pick. Oh, last one right. Nice. Nice. Good one. Good one. Nice.
Thank you.
I gave an import to somebody.
Is it me? No.
Pushing ramp.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
One more, one more, two more.
Oh, oh my god.
Last guy outside.
I'm not adding on game.
I'm not adding on blue sky.
I'm not adding you once again.
Leadify Twitter.
I'm not going to peek anything.
Because I've already added you into my heart.
Parts in the chat. Seriously.
Hit that fucking crime button.
Cluster.
You're like that.
Are you?
Paid to play.
Nice.
Yeah, you're cheating.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
I do what you want to do to win in my right.
That guy is free. Stay away from him.
Yeah, I cheat.
I'll do the same smokes outside.
No, I'll just steal.
Alright, ready to go with this one?
Yeah, I got him.
I'm not pushing.
I'm not pushing. I'm just got it.
Flash in front.
the thing I just saw once we got through one could one could be close yeah they're
gonna go down now they're gonna peak secret honestly we should go back and
take upper oh he pushed right ramp push ramp he's a lobby I killed a heaven
guy though he has to probably go up her
one more outside
just go together
one guy
Whoa whoa, some smoke down.
I'm smoking up.
Oh, heaven. Heaven, heaven.
I'm in.
Speak it out.
Oh
Okay, bye one
I DM you on grinder that was it makes. Oh, yeah
There's another one I think I don't know where I don't know where either I just get you don't maybe where
I'm just going to go down to the hill.
Got him.
Nice.
Yeah, that was the guy.
Other two of them I haven't seen yet.
We're going to go down lower.
Wait, I'm in X.
One in Vat.
Vent in Heaven, last two.
Come to me.
What's up, Vent?
Nah.
Okay.
I had it for single
No, I whip. It's behind you
To what? This is the fucking play. Unironically the play
No, not the play not the play not the play not the play
Oh my god, actually round fucking winning play
I was really fucking good though can I get a drop unrelated
unrelated oh no I have money I have money I have money I just don't have to use the
I'll just pick it up when you pass me.
I'll drop you, I'll drop you.
Oh, thank you.
You want another smoke?
I got him, I got him.
I hear her.
I think they're above us.
I actually did. I'm not talking about it.
He's already dead.
He was just hopping around like a rabbit.
Behind the scope of this house.
Job, job, job. Do the B hopper so fucking crumb was it?
Actually crazy movement.
Yuko, thank you. Yuk 10.
He's gonna go 27.
I'm looking at heaven.
Snickers
I was like crazy
That was almost killed me
Ray that knife's insane
You like it shows where was your old knife? I just default. This is my first. Oh, that's not true. I had the Damascus
It's just one can I give the bomb to you right cuz you yeah
It was gifted by a viewer oh chat guys
I
Want to
Like a secret or no they Molly secret no, I'm always secret. I'm always secret
Haven't done
It's planted for not having I'm having
Here outside yeah, I think they are
But I was looking for the
outside.
Nice.
Good.
Good.
I'm noodle.
Haruki, Haruki.
Oh my god.
Did you type rough twice?
Your game was.
Yeah, try it.
One red.
Sailing got a blue ring.
One was a butt pipe.
One outside.
What if I just go straight to these spots?
Oh wait, holy shit you made it
Almost ran. Where'd you planting?
I'm coming for bathroom again
Down lower
Okay you're in lower, okay
Oh my game, please
There are a few beds
One vent, one vent
One going double?
They're both
Squeaks just like
one is that control one control one door
double door yeah one second coming not
planted one dark and one split
was only two alive
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Squeezie, look at the gossips.
Aren't they all like, handsome? So thanks.
Wait.
This guy's...
I think it's because the...
One of their profile pictures looks like
the same color as when they're dead.
It's like gray.
It's like gray and white.
You mean, chorus?
Oh do we have to save?
No no no no no no, everyone has got to save.
I'll try to come on, I'll try to come on, I'll try to come on.
I'm not there to be another smart, because they're...
They're like a list with me.
One barrel.
One thin.
Squeaky.
was one where I made the secret I made the secret okay myself though half of
Squeaks is chat be like Squeaks looks like oh my god they are
push it how do you like that little bit of a screw how do you everything is
The match is over here.
Flip a roux.
Damn it.
Squeaks looks like the guinea pig from B-Force.
I'm in it.
He's in it.
There you go.
Come on, site.
I think I know where you've done this.
I'm planting in front of you.
You feel like Bert from Sesame Street?
Dude, nobody else on this?
Fuck you!
I feel like I got offended by that one.
I'm holding secret.
Oh my god, it's actually so fucking smart. It's the smartest play I've ever seen once
it. Is it plan to first? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Good job. What was that? I still don't even know what you're cheating. I was funny
that you're actually cheating. Oh my god. All right. One last one and then we'll
replacement for rey no I've late
chivelly's coming to this I already pushed it by 30 minutes I'm a freaking
scumbag you're gonna say no to your rank up game
You don't understand I peaked at 10.3 it took me a week to get back from 6k.
It is so hard
Watching right now from somewhere just being like no no no no no no I'm sure you know, she's back from
My god your rank up came is from hell
No, it's fine.
Oh my.
They have 9-15.
Can you handle that?
I think we can handle it.
You've got two X-Pro Counter Strike players on this team.
Oh, I thought we only had one.
Oh, why?
Wait, who's the other one?
Yeah, who's the other one?
I'm sorry.
It's just that I don't know.
I'm just saying.
What?
Wait, Noko was a pro 8-pex player.
I was a pro Counter Strike player.
Civo P.M. at your league and Counter Strike.
Oh, it's you.
Oh, the P.O.U.
We're fucking shit!
I played team Warfare League Scouts Nives.
Third place finisher here.
I'm just gonna show you the love of God, Ben.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Gigi.
Amateur is not pro.
Okay.
I was a game champion in Arizona.
All I need to know is do we have a ticket booth lineup?
That's the most important one.
I don't. I don't.
But I can look it up real quick.
Squeeze?
Yes, Nades, Gigi.
I got you.
I got a ticket booth lineup.
Okay, perfect.
I think we win.
I'm going CT though.
to play all those I played TWL GG I should give in QT something I really
want about thank you thank you thank you thanks Chad
Oh my god. I freaking love this game. Where are we playing? Every time someone joins the
server, the discord server, I feel hope. It's awesome. 24-7-3. I'll go A. I'm gonna go
A. I will, I guess play mid. Uh, sure.
Yeah
Uh, yeah
Oh my god, I'm stuck at the cat
Yeah
Which I'm like
Hey, he is brushed up
Yeah, one dot
I'm looking at Palace, nothing there
One sandwich too
Nice
One more, one more
They're in, they're in, last two on site, last two on site
No, no, connector, one connector
Oh
I
Was nice
Was he psyched or was he on he was on site could have moved now just care ticket booth
W
Look at his clearing angles. Oh my god
Wait teammates we all got one kill
Okay second round I'm for no no no no no that was a mistake
I'm gonna push up mid
I never mind never mind.
I'm shooting myself.
I got him with the scout mid.
He's got a purple.
Two mid.
One of them is right here.
Three mid, excuse me.
I might be going cap.
One con.
One lower. Two lower.
Two, two, two, two, two, two.
One out of your ramp!
One connector, jungle jungle.
That's actually such a bummer we're losing this round.
One connector.
Valkyrie in a one versus two she knows one's connector.
Rank up on the line and unable to kill the guy on site.
right L. I think that's okay. I
just try. I feel you should be
deeper. Yeah. I'm like kind of
walk here. Heavy cat, heavy
cat, heavy cat. Oh, yeah.
One connector.
4RB, 1 con.
One, one, one market, making a window.
Whatever.
Oh!
Nice guy.
Alright, we'll take him here.
W.
We take it here.
I'll play mid window.
I'm just gonna play it for info. I'm not gonna I won't die
Were you playing before mmm, I was playing Phil. I don't know where I was going. I'll pick that
It's all good all good all good you can just play they smoked me to window
They're doing execute
Actually, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's very quiet.
It's very quiet.
Yeah.
I guess I'm just wanting to connect there.
One palace as well.
I'll connect this.
One triple.
One triple.
One triple still.
Triple dead.
I'm not sure if palace is dead yet.
That's one.
No, I killed palace.
Just one more.
Okay.
Was he at it?
Do we have bomb?
might be connector no I don't reason a in a front sight oh yeah
reported
reported nice
Ross fucking squeezing my mouse need door dude me i'm like leaning into my
monitor like i'm on a major finals i need to
need to go uh i got you i got you yeah i got a
I got him.
That was a good door.
Thank you.
Wait, where's my-
You want to take it?
You want to take it?
Here.
Yes, yes, yes.
There.
Take it.
Place a little armor.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, they ought me mid.
I have to go to the bathroom.
That's not good.
Where's the big P?
Huh?
Where's the middle?
Yeah, that's what you know.
The go-go cat here.
watch out connect the connect this up
oh there cat
one more in B
yeah one more B
one more B I think two
I think one was on site
I think I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna buy something.
Nice. Last one.
I
Should have wasted a smoke or something. I don't know what I had
I see you could have done this pick up the volume
of. Yeah, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. God. Let me
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
He's here. Well. we're making. Oh, your fans during the Super Bowl
finals, huh? Tim sent me a clip to be clear.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm sorry.
How many did you lose?
Alice, I lost zero dollars.
I actually made five hundred.
Well, I thought you bet on the Patriots.
Yeah, but I bet on Mac
Collins, 50 plus yards and a touch.
Alice.
Oh, I'll I'll I'll I'll I saw three
once close to me.
We are
I guess.
He said he was going to fill and then he was like you have to play one more and then
I thought he was going to pull me out for this and he's like oh no actually I'll have
time for one game.
Oh wait Pookie why are you asking for Chibley on the film?
What do you mean?
Oh wait Pookie was so excited for a kick lead.
Yay!
Hahaha!
Yepie!
Flash is A?
Yeah, just one flash.
I can flash mid.
Flash, flash.
One connector!
Oh yeah he's up.
Nice.
Did he have guns over there?
Yeah, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Coming here? Again?
B, last guy?
The mid guy might go B with bomb
There's two left, there's two left, there's not last guy
There's two
Both on B
One close to the middle
I whipped a critical shot
come on
good job
squad
we should make a team, this should be our team
oh my god, don't we're going through?
yeah, yeah, I'm down
wait, wait, wait, I have a crazy idea
we actually should make a team, a facet team
team and we can actually compete
I was just talking to me and silent actually
I didn't know you were bad guy.
First time?
Talk it in space.
Up mid.
I got flashed.
I'm gonna go back.
Up mid.
Connector.
Connector.
there
i'm hungry i'm hungry i'm hungry i'm hungry i'm hungry i'm hungry i'm hungry i'm hungry
is on the right side of you
Oh, let's give it to him. Yeah, fuck
Dakin
Dakin I'm not playing with you anymore. This is the last time
I don't fuck my night in there.
C.T. C.T. C.T. C.T.
Pretty sure you're C.T.
I
Will say
I thought he was right site like you know like next to the bench so you did a whole 360 jumping no
That's why I do 60 because I thought he was in the bridge
I peek also you flashed your own teammates
Well that happens, you know
Actually
Okay, I'm out of...
...of Palace!
COKEY!
Nice try.
I like that your crosshair changes.
Like, what happens to the other one?
Me? Silence? Yeah.
Oh
Well mine is from floms if you want floms
Yeah
the goat so
it's a goat
he looks mad me i'm not mad i just have like thick eyebrows a lot
two two boys two more two more push them
One dinked one dinked and straight
Last one was mid
How do we win that oh good oh
oh you guys recognize each other uh jason and patrick how do you guys know each other
what's the story
move it move it throw me in
throwing fire throwing flash back
there was one aim one one by go the holding room watch your connector connectors open
Yeah, I'm thinking about that.
Okay.
That's Palace.
Connector.
Connector.
I'm leaving.
Nice to see them.
Connector dead.
Yeah.
Give me a thanksgiving.
Okay.
You can capture by the way.
So they may have bought.
Palace.
They're watching Palace.
Hey, I left though.
Jesus.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
you're up like you'll I don't I'm holding CT so if he drops you kill him
One more random one.
One main in Palace.
Still Palace.
Two, two, all of them, all of them.
I'm Palace though.
Oh!
I'm gonna beat palace
I'm very menacing with a smiley face as you say you were done for
Oh, you have no retail now
Nah
Put the ghost in the Mario movie
Great first round
Oh, dammit
Yeah, that's all I bought
I'm leaving top mid
I'm leaving top mid
One palace
Oh, good try
Good spot
Try, good try, good try, good try
I wanna get his gun in mid
Oh
Uh oh
No, you can't, you can't
I
Hate watching
I will then cross here we go
One back up there could be a
I
He hits it
Two versus two they have bomb in sight Job don't see T
We got ABC going jungle on a makes a noise
He's still window
No, no, no, no, no, no
Now we went back in this game. Yeah, I forgive you. You could do more 360s. Great job
What a great I would say I did I did think it was my side
I
Know
You guys want to contact be or do you guys want to do something fast?
Contact be no no
I'll tell you when to start walking on the stairs right here walk walk walk walk
Oh, one's going up catch perfect
Let's start running start running now
Kitchen
I like that though. That was fun. Yeah, I don't like having fun. Okay. Okay, dial in dial in dial in. We
I'm gonna go palace
Oh
The push stop met oh, yep, they did
No way one ramp
What the
You're nasty.
You're nasty, gal.
One cat.
Two men.
Two men.
Two men.
Come on, man.
Why is it so hard?
Why is it so hard to hit that?
I'm literally looking at him.
The decals broke it.
I'm telling you, the decals broke it.
believe you believe you my cautious I'm standing completely still look at it and
in his fucking face I swear so help me God it's only two things it's either you
are the game and we all blame the game thank you it's the game so thank you
How does that not kill him I'm just about connector
Okay, can you guys come con one short swinging right now
One dead
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
No, no, nine fuckers.
Nice.
W.
I was on my way.
Spiex, I serve you.
Good shit.
But anyone like an aw.
Well done, well done.
Wait, is this the smoke here?
Chat?
I waited.
I can get it.
You want not?
No, no, no.
Give it to, give it to.
Give it to Noko.
Noko, you want it?
I think you want it.
Noko, Noko is good.
Give it to me.
Thank you.
I might have hit the up I might have hit smoke window
okay I'm gonna smoke connector again
there might be one here so just
I'm looking connector okay
it hit it hit
nothing under
I got one B
one connector
smoke cat
I'm holding connector
I got smoked off
Windows not no longer
I can ballie
nice kill
listen imma smoke that connector
and imma try to go up there
there is one cat
we're gonna train him
oh blind plane
one connector
connector
cat connector cat
connector connector
know that's actually I'm fucking depressing I think I think we need to go
faster mid yeah we just all stuck there
scars go are thank you I couldn't go fast I'm saving oh you're saving I'm
saying I didn't think they were gonna save I didn't say divorce the one guy
I had an M4 in the window.
I'll smoke window.
Are we saving?
We are.
OK.
Something looks nice.
So I have a devil, somebody wants to play with me.
What is this one?
That's Squeaks' smoke.
Dude, I see him throw smokes, and it's always different.
What does it mean?
I don't understand, is it like a pro thing?
We're not one cat.
My swing is here.
I have A.
Uh, bomb is cat.
Bomb is cat.
Wait, I'm flanking jungle.
hurt. Jungle dad. I'm pretty sure he's in. Yeah. Okay. We're gonna sex. We're gonna
get um. No cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat. Cat.
Cat. He's louder. He's louder. He's louder. He's louder. He's louder. He's louder.
Oh
Dude he needed you perfectly that was fucking scary
Oh
They're gonna force by again, so they might do something where they
Yeah, I want people look here. Let's do it
Could be like under some stupid fucking thing he's talking about smoking your seats
Connector
What can I do?
Good shit
Press here. They know I'm from here. Oh, good bomb. Sorry
It's not just paying for you
Just play the bomb you guys win. Yeah
They're gonna save the guns
I think they are
They got him off I think. They're a lot of spawn here
Yeah, yeah, perfect.
Come on, come on, let's go!
There's something for me.
Throw me a weapon!
Throw me a weapon!
I'm out of them loads earlier, but it's fine.
I think one default.
Oh, one shadow.
Hold on, Molly.
Oh, I didn't have tops, mom.
Oh!
One under, one under.
I should have gone away.
That's not good.
I
What they're crazy this recoil crosshair shit is so bad like the people who play it though are so good
Did you not see his right side?
Can you flash me out a again
Uh, I have a
Okay
Yeah, you know you guys don't need to run out. I'm just gonna try to get a pick
Okay, but I will pull up on the pick though. Okay
If you do get it
I'm broke. Just like go fucking crazy in flashes. Yeah
I
Yeah one stairs stairs and one
People they don't know he's alright
He's hurt
Stop jumping
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
Don't come at night.
Wait, this is a galil?
Golden Valorant. Do you think I should download CSGO?
Well, you're not able to because it's CS2 now.
Yeah, it's not there, though.
May I forget?
One flank.
It can be halls over there.
Apartments.
OK, uh, yeah, one apartment.
Oh
This dreamer is
Chat is this the insta I think we play mid
Yeah, let's turn in some game so much smoke window
Yeah, oh wait, does anyone have a window smoke?
Okay, I'll just hold it
Hopping through the smoke
I have a bee pick
It's gonna smoke window
Oh
Well
Nice
Long, long, long, long
Sorry, short
Window, window, window
Oh fuck
That's it
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Now you're going to talk about it.
You're saying the podcast.
Of course.
Yeah, Ludwig should be here, Gigi.
Gigi is first.
I'll be on later, I swear.
I'll be back.
All right, get out, bro.
The carry's here, y'all.
Hey, good luck for this POS.
Well, that is a seven game win streak.
What up, y'all?
Where are you?
Up, bro.
How'd that last game go?
Really, really good.
Did you win or lose?
We lost.
Frank, I'm sorry to hear that.
one in friendship and knowledge.
Is that right?
I don't know.
Not really.
Not really.
Just live with fun.
Yeah.
I feel like a chud.
You don't look like one.
I'm starting to know.
Oh, it is me.
Aren't you tired, Lester Wicker?
Do you play first class?
Wait.
No, I flew, I was 21F.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
I step behind the wing just to remember what it was like.
Oh, you're in that flat bed
with your steam deck playing Hades.
I go to 21f and I go and I turn to the person next to me I go work huh?
Case of the Mondays
Oh, oh frick
Yes, what I can't accept. I can't accept. I'm buying cases. It's not letting me you're lying except right now or we're banned
For a minute. Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. Oh my god
Wait, is that actually true? Wait, what is it's not a cop game?
It's his premiere
Fuck this is premiere. Wait, what are we not supposed to play for me? I thought you're ready to carry. Oh
Guys, I don't know if this is a good idea. Why too late now. You're signed up. Oh my god. Oh
Okay, you're like cartoonishly scared. Oh, they'd be
your teeth chattering
That's one of the two maps that I know that you've been oh my god. Wait, what maps do you know Ludwig? Oh?
I hate newt personally. I know nuke does to a mirage and I played a never
Okay, okay
They're gonna pick dust to they have to wait so squeaks 22k no co 11k yes
vacuum, what are you?
Hey, Smurdy just got was 18 sorry
uh, I wasn't the kid
I don't know. I don't think 25
Oh, you're okay
And then silent. What are you?
I
Like a pro in what game
All right, well, I'll give you guys some context
Unrated never had a premiere rating I would put myself
18k and if I make a call up, please listen to it
Okay, all right
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm playing long
I'm playing long
I did hear what you said I was a pro 18 years ago. I'm washed up and I roll play for a living
Wait, I saw your pro 18 years ago. Yeah, okay
okay long one more one more long hurt dinked
I'm holding the guy for y'all
last guy I'm pretty sure he's well
Then he rotated quick
So this will be with me with the color in the wrong
He's in this smoke down city. Yeah
Oh my god, look at his skins. This guy's 21 half
Maybe oh
beat
He's in the middle of sight. You gotta you got a free kill. Yeah, that's all you that's all you was
Nice good round
Somebody
I
What does it mean when I did 29 in red that's them doing that you see anyone
Good job
Great, how about you?
You mad
No, I was kind of mad about it, but I got over it
I
How they have a scout
I'm so looking off that he is clear B is clear
He is clear. Let me be is clear
Third B and he's double check
Okay
That's gonna be
I'm not man, man, man, you see him
Pardon my M4 go
O.G.C. O.G.C. O.G.C. He actually was
He wasn't be used with deep be toss, but they were all met format
They're receiving again.
I kept saying uh don't go B because I didn't want you to peek tunnel from there.
It's all good though.
It should be like a half save again.
I'm with you.
Long, long, long, long.
They're here.
Give me a two minute.
I'll get a two in the middle.
Two scouted.
They're falling back.
While they're there for now, they fell back. I'm leaving you, Squeaks.
One more, one more!
Two, two, two, two more!
Yeah, okay. I'm getting back on site.
At least one. I'm pretty sure two scouted.
Swapping off that.
Dude!
There's one across here.
Are they on A?
What?!
In two, two, two. Last one.
He went back.
The mb5 is so good long one more long
Yeah, I'm sorry when I was lost
Once cat in one sight, Lud not long cat in sight
do i hit him for
fuckin ooty socks should i kill them honestly yeah what can you do
wait i have an insta long smoke can you molly dumpster yeah i can i can perfect
I
Don't want to brag that I know the smoke honestly. I was like I do not know this
Or that Molly tough I will go
I'm leaving you smoking cat
There's no bid.
Midge being held with a shotgun.
Lock cat.
Lock cat.
Several.
One B.
Double.
Nice.
At least the cat.
Two cat.
Two cat.
Okay.
I got one on.
I got one on.
Nice.
What else?
What else?
One more cat.
One more.
Oh my god, I didn't buy you two.
Wait, are you just waiting for next round?
Yeah.
Heard 1B?
Uh, actually, I could stay up, so.
Okay.
That's how it works, in case.
No, I'm gonna leave you.
You can hide in this corner if you want.
I don't hide.
I don't have honest gunfights.
It's my playstyle.
Really?
I'm just shooting that.
Nice.
Oh, I got something.
Smell the door in there.
He's incredible.
He's an incredible specimen of a human.
What is it?
lower tunnels
One was cat one time last time last time
No, no, he's made now
I'm hot
I'm hot
Good shit
What are you?
Wait, what are you saying?
It's a sensitivity.
Mine's 1.75 at 800 dpi.
OK, OK, we're good.
Oh, that's so high.
I know.
I know. 1.7.
Mine's really high.
What's your dpi?
What's your dpi?
Oh, wow. 1.49.
That's kind of high.
That's very high.
I'm going to turn it down.
I'm going to turn it down.
I mean, where are we?
I'll flash you out long.
What do you guys have?
What do you guys have?
I'm 1.49
I'm 1.8
Oh, it's 0.8
Flash, flash, flash, flash
No, uh, sense
I'll be
One down
Nice
Holy shit
Cat
He's good for not, he's good for not
One clear, one clear
Did he just smoke you?
Yeah
Oh wait
Yeah
Lowkey give him ones just to see if he can win it
Thank you
Song what?
Wait, that's his song. That's my song. Yeah, I like that. Thanks, man. Oh
Wait, you're happily married. Hey, dude, let's not talk about my personal shit here, man. Oh, sorry
I'm just focusing on the game. Let's just play the fucking game
I'm gonna flash it out long. Oh, it's okay
I
All right, going in, man, it hurts.
Nice.
He's got a snipe.
He has never done it.
Last guy in beat tunnels.
Nice.
Good round.
Good shit, y'all.
You think they're cheating?
Nice job.
Yeah, I don't know how we hit that shot, to be honest.
It wasn't a direct headshot.
Did someone Molly dumpster?
I'm hoping long so no
I'll get all good
Yeah, no you're gonna smoke if you want. Oh, no, I have one. It's all good
I
one that's almost I'm leaving in cat early I'm gonna pick up your mid thanks
yep please one cat
It sounds like they're going up cat too at least.
One lower.
Nice.
Nice, let's bomb.
One down, one down.
I think I'm shooting at them.
Flash one.
I
Help I've helped yeah, I'm here. Where is he mid-minute?
Jesus what a battle what a fucking battle
Wait a fight, bro. We did not quit on that. Thanks, dude. Thank you
He did it on fucking purpose, I know what he's like flashing
And he just clearly is throwing at me clearly
The thing is the boss is on purpose, but you have to see the baby
Yeah, all the name was insane what?
Good shots no, bro. Thanks what they say about she's not true man keep it up
No, when they see me at all to me at all to me at all
What are they missing?
Throwing fire.
Did someone pick up my long?
I got your long.
Is that a commiting on A now?
No.
One cat.
I'm done cat.
Nice.
One more of this thing.
Could be CP.
Right now?
No, no, no, no, no.
One more cat.
Nice.
Let's pick up.
Let's pick up.
One more cap!
Nice, good run, holy...
Damn!
Seriously, good job.
Upduted!
What's the weapon that's good to run in gunway?
Oh, you want your gun back?
I can run.
B90.
I want to try the P90
Oh, P90, yeah, go for it
I've heard it's good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure
Yeah, yeah, yeah
P90 down
He's already up B
How many did you see, Gassorn?
It's long
I saw one, yeah, I hit him for 94
He's dead
Oh, he's much closer
You might have actually
Oh, but someone's there
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're covering it
Jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump you did 99 to him not even 94
I wasn't lying. I did a lot
Good job leaving serious. Yeah, I genuinely did 99
I'm trying to be a P90 player. Oh, I'm sorry a good team
Yeah, we all go like I will dig a kills
I'm calling you still suicide
Could be lower on it lower lower lower lower
One minute
Oh
Where's my
Nice I actually think you can win this
Yeah, he got me.
Hopped out.
That guy's kind of crazy I'm gonna go high.
Oh, I have to pick up the dog.
Wait, DJ.
DJ.
Backband 300 days ago.
Oh, he's dead for sure.
I'm gonna watch my cat.
I have cat.
I'm in cat.
I'm in cat.
I gave him his first kill.
I left B though.
I see.
I should.
Maybe I should.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Yep.
Yeah
Too long
I just watched two ads for balding men
You and these yeah
Oh
Let's make a team let's make a team. Did
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just us two
We'll be sending people off this
All right, I was just wondering
I'll
Do you want to rush B?
Yes, but you really have to rush you keep saying it like you want lashes or not. I say I'll flash once
The B rush is like low percentage because people stopping I do want to do one actual
Oh my god, I'm getting pulled across.
It's over.
It's fucking over.
It could just push an A.
Now I'm in here.
Tag mid.
That mid.
Ooh.
Attack.
One lower.
I'm dead.
Pushing up.
Pushing up.
Pushing up.
Lower heart.
Come on, just push.
You still win that.
That's crazy.
I'm on D.
I'm on D.
I'm on D.
I'm on D.
I'm on D.
I'm on D.
I'm on D.
I
Fucking
Report it. He doesn't have a kid. He doesn't care. It doesn't matter
What he doesn't have a kid though. Oh, okay
No, no, it's good. It's good.
Dude, I did 99.
I got a mid smoke like that'll go through your door, but I can flash you guys up.
Cat wants it. Blossoms like that.
I'm going to go without you guys.
All right. So that's good.
Wait, you're going to be our counter player.
Oh mid, mid, mid.
Swing him.
One cat, one cat, one cat.
Oh, they punched us.
Oh my god.
Two mid-rush.
Winnable, actually winnable.
Oh, nice try.
Nice try.
I didn't hit a wall.
Okay, I'm cheating.
You know what?
If you're cheating, I'm gonna put him back on.
Let's fucking cheat, bro.
I mean, I'm down to cheat.
Yeah, I'm saving.
I'm saving.
I'm saving.
I'm saving.
I'm saving.
I'm saving.
Yeah I'm saving.
Oh, I'm forcing gig?
I'm saving some brogies.
I'm buying them.
Force around the op, force around the op.
Okay, we're forcing okay?
Okay, we're forcing the op.
You know what?
I mean, throw a drone.
I can't believe he's wrecking my chat.
That's twice now.
Same thing's there.
Swing it, swing cat, swing cat, nice.
Nice, I'm a red one here.
Flashing you cat, flashing you cat.
They flashed cat, they flashed cat.
Go B?
Actually no, no, no.
Yeah, that's fine, come around.
What was he?
Onside, onside, onside. Keep up.
I'm gonna knife him?
I got him.
Last guy dead.
They're shooting me?
Nice.
We got scouted him.
We need to bring the money.
Are you watching me?
Wait, can I get the skill?
I'll watch them.
Oh my god.
He got you!
Oh!
What?
Oh my god!
No!
No!
No, I can't believe my eyes!
No!
No!
No!
I can't believe my eyes!
We won!
You are actually a bad guy.
That was insane.
Thank you, boy.
Good.
Wait, what?
you go for a nose scope and fucking obliterate him obliterated the knife oh my god what an insane
shot what an insane fucking shot i love how we all got about 10 kills it was a great great great
team effort yeah double dude everybody okay yeah we got 10 something you know okay all right
We're doing again. We're doing again. Let's go. Okay doing doing
Wait, hold it. Can I uh, I'm gonna cancel mine. It's fine. No, no, no. No, it should be fine
Why do you have to go to the bathroom if you need to poop? No, uh, I checked my clock. It's about time
No, I should I should be fine. I think you have his poop cycle in your phone. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Oh make sure
That's a real friend right there.
Make sure he's regular, but you just don't like when he says goodnight to you.
Weird, honestly, a little.
Hmm.
That's what's so intrusive.
That's what we talked about.
100%.
Can I tell you why I said goodnight to him?
Yeah.
So I follow his sleep score every day.
And so when I wake up, I'll look to see how good his sleep was.
And I saw that he had had bad sleep the last few nights.
So I was hoping that my message might keep him at ease and he'll feel better that night.
Now you checked the sleep score afterward.
Did it work?
Oh, I actually didn't get an update on that night.
I'll look it up.
No, it didn't work.
Maybe I got a message you really didn't.
Yeah, okay.
It messaged me every night then.
Now, from starting now.
Okay.
Easy.
It actually might help.
I've been sleeping poorly.
Have you noticed?
Yeah, I have.
And I want to ask you are you okay? I think you might be staying up too late gaming. I'm not I'm really not
I'm trying to go to sleep early and it doesn't work someone sent see
I'm not sent see I'm just being me
That's a safe way safe space what time do you guys go to sleep? Oh?
Like maybe like 30 that's so late. I know I'm not happy about it
Normally like 11 730 what what what about these days? I feel like I see you guys on it like 140 in the morning
Yes, because I'm getting addicted to counter strike like I'm I don't know
Is it not your main game?
I'm trying to explore and do variety so like I was like all apex now. I'm taking a leap of faith and just kind of
legends
Like what as opposed to one other game?
Yeah, I fix legends
I'm sorry. Thank you, Preben. Well, I'll ask my lead for a long time. Yeah, that was that was like one of the first games I've played
to start.
Wait, we played a lot of similar games then. Oh, yeah.
What was your peak rank in League of Legends?
Way back in the day, diamonds, but I finished platinum, but I peaked like I hit diamond. Yeah, we're the same.
Like do you know
Yeah, I know inferno you want you want to play it. No, I'm just wondering
Let me ban dust you already played it. Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. I thought you've been
Oh, I'm cool. I literally can play any map. Oh jangle six to prime
The same team
It's freelo, yeah, they were
Oh, yeah, oh my god, these guys force
Which sounds this is like me queuing against you. I
Got the sip back and relax
Do you think I'm trying to be real quick no yeah, no hold it in play with more
Hubs you play better 100%
How much do you get for this I get 388 and minus 124
I'll go a okay
Oh for trick shot this game I got you bro armor I just armor
wait we can wait we can you too there's five other people in the other lobby
We do our lobby against their lobby. No switching. I'd make some changes
Yeah
Nice. One pushing me.
One jungle.
We'll kill that close, close, close.
One jungle, one jungle.
That's a good jungle.
Nice guys.
Good retake.
Great retake.
Let me out!
Mm-hmm
Don't catch me
That's what we do that knows when we win without her only when we win two games buck the buck
14k
I'm speaking Alex oh
My a players where's my a players? Oh frick I'm mid
No, you're good. Oh
bomb on bomb beautiful nice bench last one's bench 1v1 letty play bomb you got it down
you won't expect me to be right up close okay just so right my mouse died
he says that while he's shaking you just got mugged I'm not even kidding dude look
His character it looks like freaking a kpop demon hunter villain
Do you think he was cheating maybe no, no
Yeah
That's very good, man.
Yeah, no, I'm right.
Oh, Frank, I thought you were buying.
Lol.
Yeah, you know, I need to listen to the comms.
I need to wake the fuck up.
Sorry, man.
Two top mid, one tank.
All right.
Is she ever gone or anything?
Protect her splitting beaming.
No, just just.
I got your cap.
One made it.
One below connector and one on that.
One's pushing in.
One ladder ladder ladder.
one CT
one CT
time of reaction slow lol
yeah I'm an old man, alright?
what side is better on this map?
I mean, uh, only
what's the points?
is the most 50-50 map there is, you could very well be as excited.
Go go go!
I haven't played in a long time, I kept up the date very much.
Fucking man.
You wanna go cat or what are you doing?
Yeah, I'll play cat.
I dropped out of line.
I think they're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
They're fucking mid.
I'm scared the shit out of me, man.
I yumped. I actually yumped.
Here we go.
These guys are good.
Yeah, they are good.
I'm gonna be honest, the ranks that they had last game, very surprised they weren't good at all.
Oh, yeah, I'm kind of a thought account.
Oh, I'm kind of hungry.
Oh, what are you thinking?
Get to him.
Maybe oatmeal.
Ooh, protein oatmeal is regular.
Protein, all those, yeah.
All those.
What?
I'm big.
Watching A.
Right.
Something.
Why aren't you at?
What are you watching?
Um, oh, I have you on my side monitor. Oh fuck one mid
Lower mid
I'm just playing under the luck looking steps. I don't see anything
They have they could go drum or
They smoked off chat, I don't think they're on chat.
They might be on A.
They're on A for sure.
I'm watching A pillar.
Two A, two A.
I
All right, we have a bargain
Can I go be maybe instead of they are I feel like I'm not cut out for a
So I was like mid-window for me to op they are cooking me a mid
I can go play mid but then nobody's there
okay okay what are you doing on there
I'm gonna play like here
smoke it smoke it smoke it
watch my area watch my palace yeah
oh they can walk out on that
I got it, I'm gonna be careful.
I'm swinging, nice.
I left mid, I'm gonna go...
I don't see anyone around.
They're having an AWP around, I guess he went to the...
I'm gonna be just...
I'm spotting at.
I'm watching B car.
I'm just gonna...
I have jungle, okay?
If they jump out then...
I'll look connector.
One here.
offer he's the one he's been
I'm just going to top mid to cut him off in case they want to say it
yeah they're falling back they're falling back they're falling back actually
they could get that under under under here oh I got a man
I don't want the time to run out and then kill them.
Med, oh no that's you.
I underpass, there's definitely an underpass.
Go Luddy!
Nope, they're holding on me.
Go Luddy!
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Kill them after time!
Nice, nice!
Jumping, jumping!
Yes! Good shit!
Good shit y'all.
Good shot.
Good round.
Wait, I don't know what's down B.
Good shit!
Nice boy.
oh my gosh they could push here i'm not out mid here maybe hold could be hold
like push mid you think i'll take your out no i think they're pushing aside i don't think they're pushing
meh if they're actually down by me no they're usually smoking mid window very quickly no i'm just saying
like one of them could have lost like money because they died after i'm gonna be bad out mid
I don't know what the fuck was going on
I fucking must
I'm going to need a break from A
A ramp
I'm gonna go CT
Not looking at us
I'm capped
They're taking me to the booth
I'm walking out
I'll palace palace
Palace on it
Are we getting it?
What you call us?
20 mollies
Yeah
How was that?
I
Got fucking airstrike AC 130 absolutely delete it
Hello, hey, hey, I'm on stream
Cool cool cool. You know where I am where I'm recording my podcast
A little late
Oh
Here's what I will say though, she's getting good
So I would say worse Molly for stall
I'm back
Have a juicy flank
Okay, only one so far
Yeah, I'm on the one on the one. I'm back in there.
Sounds like she's all right.
Anyway, watch this three K.
Two in front of that smoke.
No, how do you know?
Watch this drive.
I think I played that pretty cool.
Watch this bit. It's not a bit. It's a bit sad.
Is that the connector guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it was. No, that's a guy that kept me off.
No, no, it wasn't.
What? What do you mean no?
No, the connector guy's still up.
Like, that wasn't the connector guy.
Like, the guy on stairs.
Oh, I wonder if that was the connector guy.
Yeah.
The guy who killed me when I was on the ladder under window.
Is that not connector?
I think you're confused, Luddy.
After he got a kill.
After you got a kill, I said, is that the connector guy?
And you said yes, but it was not.
Oh, the guy he killed.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
On top of stairs.
I thought that was my first language.
Oh, it's my third.
It's OK.
Is this your third?
I'll cut mid. I'll let mid. I'll let mid. I'll let mid.
You have to play like a fucking idiot.
Oh, I forgot the rest.
Yeah, I'm back. I'm running.
One more cat on blind.
Yeah, you fight something.
Nice.
Two cat. Two cat. Two cat. One team. One team. Two cat.
They're not coming in.
Careful, they might go window.
When I'm yeah, I'm here. I'm here. One more cat. One more cat. Your teammate has palace on mock. There's no way he doesn't get this I
Can fly I'm holding cats. It's not honestly could be lurking for connector, but I don't have any details fine
I'm giving up cat. I'm going back to make their swing off. Love it here. Whatever yours
no way is the opening he can't even hear it no there's no way nobody's hearing anything
while that shit's been.
You're gonna cost.
Yeah, okay.
Jumping?
I think I'm going to connect her.
I just missed.
Oh my god.
We're in this one.
Don't be right.
No.
I'm going to connect her.
I'm going to connect her.
I'm going to connect her.
I'm going to connect her.
Don't be right. No going there. That's a that's a coming. That's
Okay, you have a really good flank lead
damn guys you think clubic killer is okay even though he got mugged by the ASU fire
guy I feel really bad
he got frame log that's actually even worse
Wait, I still really bad.
One smug in here.
Two smugs, two.
One worked out, dad.
Full execute, full execute on here.
Killed one Pals.
Nice.
One out, one out, one out.
Main, main, main.
two two two men
last two last two
legs
god fuck that guy
dude
five were good
wait do i frame uh
do i frame
taking the time picking up a gun
who was that
uh looking at the AK
oh yeah it was you
uh no i was trying to get there so i can get an AK
but you wouldn't want to hurt my back
You're fighting someone on a food strike.
I'm going to be this one, I'm going to be this one.
Going about that one.
Oh, out mid, out mid.
Oh my god.
I didn't have the top shot.
Flash him in.
Oh, four mid!
Flash him in again, flash him in.
Flash mid.
They need a cat, they need a cat.
I'm swinging their ass.
I'm in church.
Last one.
We have bomb.
Okay.
Oh my god.
You have the bomb.
He went underpass.
Keep it nice one.
He could be anywhere.
I did not hit him.
He's probably this way to be honest.
90 degrees right, you're right hard right hard
You did look
Wait, I've got the perfect play for you
Like really close
Even closer you're fine you're fine
I hear many mid.
One B, Alice.
I'm holding, yeah, I'm holding.
Oh, I'm talking about Kevin.
Molly?
Molly themselves.
One up cat.
Mid cat, though.
Do you have any useful?
Yeah, I have flashes.
Hey, thanks for me, BB.
I don't think they're committing.
Oh, late smoke B.
Oh
They could go be here
Yeah
What's he tea I'm sorry to you guys
Dude you want to fucking around good shit
Yo all we needed was five
chat any tips on working on my movement we only got four kills in one this is actually
good round yeah that's good actually good bud actually good do you want to make smoke
or what no no don't don't don't I got I got smoke me the window
so you made as soon as I hit the smoke pop yeah we're all gonna be relying on this smoke
the head I mean is it a squeak smoke is it
wait wait three seconds in the wrong way holy shit it hit bro it actually
fucking hit it go oh my god you hit it wait how did it go
Going cattle women in there. Let's go. Yeah, fuck it
Once there's
Right side right side right side right side
Shoot up you have to shoot him not the wall
Fuck nice job. So we do one jungle and one B
except I didn't get the kill.
No.
Oh nice.
That's the eagle there.
Nice.
And that's all you, that's all you baby.
Dude.
I feel like I got fucking mogged.
Framed mogged by the guy in the middle.
Straight up.
I peeked them and then I rushed at him
and he had like two bullets and he owned me.
Oh, I won't let you down.
Who's the first guy I've kept?
You almost got him.
Oh, true.
Wait, I killed Sweeps?
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
That was really close.
Oh.
I can't really tell.
He's just relaxing while no-go frame logs in every round.
What?
Hey, watch it, bud.
Ah.
I'll pop flex out running out
I'm actually playing like a scumbag. A's clear by the way
Okay.
One cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Oh, I said cat, I said cat.
Up cat.
I want the plus 600.
Okay.
Get it again.
Yes sir.
Oh, what?
I'm just going to determine your record.
No.
Like, the amount of elo you play, do you do better in a game?
Do you get better reward?
No, no.
I don't think so.
A win's a win.
Does that piss you off?
No.
You have to play for the team.
get to play for the team
i mean this would make him happy you know
a commie
whatever
wait i have six kills i feel like i'm pawning this is bad
i'm going palace i'm baiting
i said i buy right?
you just use whatever gun that you use i just dropped it on my leg
and pick it up
Okay
Push through a main
Cat and window jumping up cat
What a rush what a fucking rush huh?
I think he wants Rekha, I think he wants Rekha, I didn't see him up there, no I'm not using
Terex final nice
Why not cuz I don't get it for fucking free man
He has my info
Put toilet paper double-ply
That's my fault no, no, no, you had a fair one be one down. I just like brain off
Can I get a job? No, go I'll drop you. I'll drop you. I got a insta window smoke
Is this a spot it's on second or is that the spot?
I need your mom cuz I'm gonna try to keep me. I have a good good spot
You want a nice weeks? Yes, please
Advertise the gambling website in the name. Let's just get this out of the way. It's inevitable
One cat, one mid-window.
Crazy?
What's a crazy name?
Oh, one jungle. I'll kill the A guy.
One more jungle.
My peek window.
What the helly?
Did we kill the B guy or no?
No.
Window.
Window and A, right?
Yeah, window and A, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
He could be market fast.
of
your mother left
That's the squeaks I remember that's
Like you're married yeah, oh I got it. I got a window smoke in stuff
Can I get a drop it's perfect
No, no, it's a perfect one
Yeah, yeah, here comes the camp here comes the camp
I'm blind
Connector dead
We just go for that?
We don't bomb, we don't bomb
Trickle dead
We're going A on this one
Window dead
Nice, nice, nice luck.
I'm going to try for the plant.
Where'd it at?
I'm dead.
Oh, I'm so fucking sorry.
I didn't mean to kill him, I meant to bait for you.
All I know is you said you're going to start baiting, and then you got a 1v2, and then you set a 4k by entrance.
So you know what, you keep baiting.
Alright, I'm going now, so you're not going to hear from me ever again.
All my kills are gonna be post-round.
You baby, something is working honestly.
I can flash you out, Noko if you want to go A.
Just like at a quick take. It's gonna be a perfect flash. Beat the Molly.
Okay, okay. Beat the Molly. Beat the Molly. Beat the Molly. Beat the Molly.
Can you pick up the Molly?
Yeah.
Go away with it. Okay.
I'm stuck.
One B. One mess.
Oh, default!
Oh.
That's what it was. I didn't even see it.
I'm gonna go B.
Let's smoke window.
One connector.
That was a great flash, by the way.
Thanks, man.
I got the flash connector.
Alright, just one more.
Whoops.
One more A.
You'd love me a knife.
You fucking wretch.
After seven days is up,
I am selling that shit
by everyone in chat and stream deck.
Okay, I'm cheating.
Oh, that was disgusting.
Two what?
one up. I'm just going to walk into a bravely. Installed. Will it be all that you're getting
You're actually getting
Like house I'm just gonna add one solid knife
Window oh my god scary
I gotta report you for that one day. Yeah
You that Molly was
Guaranteed the round
You know, I know you so well that I felt that was genuine. Thank you. You're welcome, right? I got you. I saw that Molly
Because it was a jiggle Molly you saw that right? Yeah
Like brimstone you brimstone altered
What does he say when he ults?
You're right in the pussy
I'm not gonna thank you for that
Sounds alright
Sounds pretty good
That's because of it
It's a big drama
Let's take it out
It's under
It's under
It's under the flash bank
It's 1B
1B used pushing
Under window
Yeah, so I didn't
Did you go for palace or ramp?
I went through palace
Alright, you could be hiding in ramp here
Did the last time?
I have a smoke if you want to use it
No, no, no, I'm smoking
Connector
There he is there
He was hiding there last time too, my fault, that's not good.
Nice, good shit.
Toppo, they gave me the brim.
Checking BC, I'm not trying to be funny, I swear.
You had four kills to half them, right?
Yeah, six kills or something.
But I'm like listening to music.
Oh, you're talking about Ludwig.
But he has good, he's giving good info, right?
Like, can I ask you a question?
Have you lost a round since switching apps?
We have, well, one, but like, this is a great app.
Oh, no, that wasn't you baiting me.
It was in, uh...
Oh, he pushed, he pushed.
Push that too
I looked at the chat
You don't even get 80s to
Did you win
Was just in there yeah, well, no there's like I really would like I could have told I did definitely had at least one palace
I like him for 82 and no one's gonna talk about that perfectly
I'm gonna go underpass
So I'm very I'm very I got you
Wait, do you want an AK?
Yeah, I play with a W11.
OK.
Good job.
Good job.
We will make a regrettability.
Did you smoke top on there?
molly's body oh he's on top under under under peeking nice kill I'm holding up
Oh, you got him you got him under you
Nice, buddy
Mr.. President I'll lead you
Okay, I'll say
Good
Can I get a job
All right last round y'all let's walk in
Thank you
Would you guys go good ace one? Oh flesh it is. Yeah
So what do I do just if they Molly should I smoke it?
You got a good
Triple yes, sir
that I mean all of us double-ditch it kills again I mean we just it's so much
better to queue with people it's crazy wow yeah who would have thought right I
actually can't believe it no question yeah what was your guys's record when
you're playing with right today well I think you're lagging I lost one two we
went to no no we won we won we won one and lost one yeah so you only play two
games there I went to two things oh wait actually no no we lost well actually
did we know when I knew oh no we won both oh two we've only one today one yeah
Holy shit. Oh wait, we did more. Wait, we just won five in a row. No, we'd lost the
four in a row game. We lost our ankle. Yeah, yeah. Am I kidding by the way? We good? Yeah,
I'm good. Um, sadly, it's 8.30 and I have to go to bed. He didn't call LG, so like
yeah, that's why he didn't call LG. Kind of true. He didn't call LG. Oh. Call LG
now and then we can queue. No, no, I have to go to bed.
Give a future if you could call. G would really help with the
stack like figuring us out, you know. Oh, do you need a fail?
I have a fail.
Oh, you guys were wonderful, dude. Can we do this again
tomorrow?
Great. I can read a room. I can read a room.
I messaged received.
I'll leave you to call it a day if you call it a date then I'm down come on
I'll see you guys today. I don't play Counter-Strike but this is beautiful I'll be down all right GG's
But yes, GG's
Try joining the other discord and say you guys need a fist
That's too mean I couldn't I
Couldn't that's so mean it's so mean just fuck up a bunch of games
Fuck it up
Uh, later guys. Thanks for watching. Tomorrow, maybe I'll do Minecraft. Maybe. But we'll see.
Any who's all I hope you guys enjoyed the stream. I sure did. I am sorry I played terrible
until I did it. It took me five games of warm up. Did you believe it? Um, pretty good.
pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
I will go ahead and, um,
I'll raid,
who do I raid chat?
Billy blocks.
Let's raid Billy blocks.
It's Will, he's playing Minecraft.
Hi everybody.
Thanks for watching dude five and five today we went up we went down we stopped exactly
where we started it's like today hasn't happened how does that work.