I
Was up
Was up. Thank you, monkey, sawman. Thank you, blackberry.
I thought you took the day off? Wait, because I'm late? My bad. Evil Terabyte, thank you
for the Prime. I was busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy. Um, excuse me, this would be my
Valentine you know what maybe thank you build the more. Thank you pedals for watching 65 days in a row. God damn
Still not an ox to bro Natalie know what can you do?
Thank You Clint avius. Thank you Geo Lex. Thank you
Awesome bisexuals I'm for it
You better try to be cozy today. I just got up from a nap, dude. I'm so tired. I woke
up so fucking early. Oh my god, never again. Do you hear it in my voice? Give me like 20
minutes, okay? Give me like 20 minutes.
You have sexy voice? Oh wait!
Maybe I want to keep this voice.
Hey, thanks for the sub.
Hey, thanks for the sub.
Hey, thank you.
It says one person's watching right now.
Yeah, because there's only one person on multiple accounts.
Get with the fucking times.
All fucking robots all of you
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck.
Thank you, Mr. Roo. 49 is happening today. I can feel it.
What are the chances I get a 49 minute today?
It's probably in the single digits, actually.
It's probably like 1%.
I'd have to go fucking hamburgers.
Actually crazy.
Thank you Vivek. Thank you Ben.
Do you even practice? Why would I practice playing a video game?
No.
Thank you, LeCertis.
For the 15 months. Thank you.
Thank you, LeCertis.
Thank you.
dude there's a what's the fuck it worked there's a streamer discord group
called the counter strike enjoyers holy fuck dude the amount of streamers that
have joined this group like we should be doing streamer 10 man's honestly we
should be doing fucking money matches bring it back maybe I organize this
Scoville plays thank you I think it'd be so fun to do streamer and money matches
we're like it's like five dollars to play
and then we have to do like pop flash 10 man's is this possible I'd have to get
pop flash premium. Could we bet on Kalshi? No, no, not Kalshi. It would be partnered
Start with the financial betting app, that would be crazy.
Does Pop Flash still have 10-mans?
How do you set up a 10-man without having shimmers downloading face-it?
Can you do Pop Flash 10-mans?
That's all they do.
Oh, you're right.
Wait, you're right.
For some reason, I was getting confused with Pop Lash and Sevo.
Well, Sevo used to have a client, but I think it was bought by Pop Lash.
Don't check this.
Yeah, I'm going to go for a Green Suiji's Bounty.
I think I can get a world record.
Thank you, M.Vedu, for the tier one.
download face it bro I played face it last night and my face it account got
temporarily banned
I don't want to give them my ID dude I just don't want to do it I didn't say a
Slur because I'm put in face it like a low face it level and I got like 40 kills yesterday
And they're like, okay. This is weird. What the fuck?
That's so stupid
It's not even smurfing that's my main account
Also, I don't think I've ever been like, whenever I'm mad at someone they fucking deserve it.
I'm not sorry.
If I'm like actually pissed and saying some shit to somebody in a game, they deserve my
anger.
Question mark me, all you want, I stand on it.
Because that means they said something even worse.
I don't randomly get mad at people, especially chatters.
Oh man, if I go off on a chatter, just know there's a history there.
Be scared.
scared you go off on me all the time yeah but snatch all that's because you
like you need the I don't know what I'm like there's certain chatters that like
need an acknowledgement every like three days and so it's like there you go
It's all good. No worries. Here you go. Fuck.
I don't want to play with that blue coin going off, man.
Thank you for the gifted Frebri Fire. Appreciate it. Garfield.
Thank you for the 18 months. Thank you, MilkKari, for the 3 months.
Hello.
This looks like a casual run, so slow, like snails.
I find that speedrunning is actually really, really disrespectful to the developers.
They spent so long building these levels, and we're just gonna skip right through it.
I don't know, I just feel like that's strange.
Oh my god this coffee, it's so nice.
Thank you Galarian guy, thank you Chill Matt, thank you Peter Petrie.
Oh it's actually so cozy today.
I was thinking about doing a sleeping stream.
Where like I'll sleep on stream and you guys can like wake me up.
Fuck man!
Oh, cozy, cozy, cozy, cozy, cozy.
How cold is it there?
It's miserable, dude.
It's actually turning me into a crappy guy.
Everyone is on edge.
It's an everyone.
You know what's really disgusting?
I hate to sour the mood, but I'll be going on a walk and there's just dog poop resting in snow and for some reason
It's so disgusting
It's so fucking disgusting dude, I can't deal with it. I
Think if you have a dog and you don't pick up its poop you deserve
To be put in prison forever
Actually, but it's actually disgusting on like a busy fucking sidewalk. It's the worst kind of person
Why what about the snow do people just get so lazy
What if they have back problems and can't bend down then they need to find out a situation
Where they're not put into a spot where they have to bend down and pick up poop
Maybe I don't know you have someone take care of their dog for them
or get a pooper scooper I don't give a shit I don't give a shit
Doggy diapers? Wait, you're on to something.
I mean, I want a dog eventually, and I know I should get like a sheltered dog.
But what if I like say something that like triggers the dog and the dog starts like attacking me?
Like I'm always scared.
It's deserved?
Like what if one day I just like shaved my beard and then my dog fucking just goes at
me.
I'm scared as hell.
Oh dude, I love golden retrievers.
Fuck.
Should I get a golden retriever, one in the chat?
Not all dogs are killers.
Oh, really?
Because I was arguing that they were.
Oh shit, are you serious?
Uh, thank you, FWAS for giving us up to Luna! Turtles!
Hey Speaks, currently trying to become more logical in my thinking.
Any advice? I have no advice. I'm emotional.
I've been told I'm emotional. That's terrible news.
You know what I believe? In not logic. I believe in feelings.
Alright, some chatter so eloquently put it, Fee-Fee's.
I'm a big Fee-Fee's guy.
Thank you, um, fortunate for the Prime.
Facts don't care about your feelings, and that shit makes me cry, how do you like that?
Weren't you a teacher?
That is concerning.
Yeah, but do you think school is for learning facts or do you think school is to waste
your time?
No, I'm just kidding.
School is important.
One in the chat, actually.
Let's cleanse the chat.
Yo, gaming bear.
Thank you for the prime.
What's up, anxiety?
I thought squeak shakes were kind of mid until yesterday when my dog was going number two
outside in the snow and out of nowhere before I could pick it up.
start yelling me about tick rate and bad video drivers or something I tried to
walk away but he beat me up and barked at my dog yeah that was you give me thank
you I had a friend text me this morning and was like I saw your broadcast
yesterday so fun laughing emoji I was like dude what part you I didn't do what
What are you saying?
Your broadcast.
I use the word broadcast.
But then I realized, oh wait, that's just Dan Giesling messaging me.
The show!
It's the freaking show!
We're on the show!
Great show!
I won't miss the blue coin this time, sir.
Oh my god, I feel so alive right now.
Anyway, how are you guys doing?
Pretty good?
What's the update with you?
I read a funny Reddit post earlier that had like thousands of uploads and it was like,
Why the fuck did Todd Howard not release a new fallout during the season finale?
And everyone's like, yeah, yeah, he should have done that, yeah.
Like, oh yeah, just make a game.
It's literally the post and everyone outvoted it.
Why didn't Todd Howard just make remaster fallout 3 during the season finale?
It would have sold a lot.
Yeah, you know I would have! Why didn't he just do that?
You do it! I wanted a comment, I wanted to make a Reddit post.
You do it, dude! What are you talking about? You think it's that fucking easy?
You fucking do it!
Who defends Todd Howard? I will fucking follow him to the ends of the earth with his
cool ass jackets.
What's on your scalp, brother? Hair.
What?
Wait, what?
Of course, Nintendo's shill has this take.
You know, some of you are hard to talk to.
Some of you are really hard to talk to.
We need to work on it.
Like...
Alright, I'll take that, good whomps.
Plus three, not bad.
You should help us develop conversational skills.
Um, okay, lesson one, don't have an agenda.
Let the conversation flow.
And whatever you do, don't use the term banter.
Like if you ever say damn this stream has good banter, it's the equivalent of smoking
weed with someone who's always going dude I'm literally so fucking high.
It's the same thing.
Just let it flow, let it happen.
You know?
two conversation tip number two be nice and conversation tip number three eye
contact when you're typing your message you should be staring right at my fucking
webcam
You're gonna type that?
I wouldn't.
Practice it.
Practice it.
Not so easy, is it?
I'm only typing with you with one hand.
Wait, what?
No, I'm not doing the colonoscopy.
I'm doing I'm too shy to do an IRL stream let alone put a fucking logic Brio in my ass
I'm not that I can't do it, but I'm looking forward to watching
Like I'll be typing I was here Pog you or something
It's for a good cause Squeaks. Yeah, but I don't want to put a camera in my ass, so I understand it's for a good cause, but I'm shy, so...
No.
But, but, but, you have to! You really have to!
Headlad! Bank fifth tier one. This week's are you better at this game than green
sewagey? It's really close between him and I. I think he's barely better. Just
Just barely.
Headland!
They love my gifted!
Squeeze, are you a bad bunny?
I can't.
Azo!
Thanks for 34 monsters.
Another asshole on screen on Twitch.
What's new?
Hiiii!
Ugh, add one to the freakin' list, am I right?
Wh- why not a well-behaved bunny?
You know what's not fuckin' cool?
Following the rules.
That's why, like, uh, people who are, like, bad to the bone.
You end up rootin' for them.
Like you know I used to chew gum in class.
I don't even put my phone on airplane mode in the plane.
I don't give a shit.
You think I give a shit?
I never do.
I actually never do.
If you're gonna be the reason the plane crashes, if you can take down a fucking plane with
an iPhone 13, like, just not, just like texting someone, it's over.
Who's making the plane, Boeing?
Oh, wait.
Thank you for the Prime Leggings
Hey, if you make a plane crash
With your phone by not putting it in airplane mode. It's called airdrop. Is that something I don't know
Squeeze are the rumors true about you it depends what rumors
do you fuck with pilots yeah big time I think an airplane pilot is like
genuinely like it's an incredible thing to be incredible because there's so much
like there's so many like bits and bobs in the in the pit what's it called a
cockpit? I don't want to say cock. I guess if I was an airplane pilot it'd be a pussy
pit. Sorry, I can't. It's too- I just woke up from a nap. But anyway, yeah it's so cool,
like I wish I could- I want to learn all that stuff. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. I couldn't
help it. I can't help it, I can't help it. You know my view on train conductors. I don't-
I've gotten many angry DMs about train conductors.
I love airplane pilots,
because you're moving an airplane in three dimensions.
It's actually incredible.
A train conductor, you literally just break and go.
And most of it is done on its own.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Get a fucking real job like a YouTuber.
Give me a fucking break! Give me a break! Start uploading content, highlights and reels.
Like the rest of us, the working class. You move Mario in three directions? Yeah!
Alright, so I'm, you know, that's a huge...
No, I'm just kidding. I actually think train conducting is probably hard, and I just don't understand it.
for those of you I forgot to put a slash joke it's probably hard but like I
don't know did I miss one or two I have to get every coin I need silence
Good.
My parents lived and died as train conductors.
Oh, shit, sorry to hear that.
It's not that hard.
Some train lines are fully automated already.
I'm sorry, but your Twitch name is Lazy Noob.
Alright, I'm not going to take Lazy Noob's opinion on train conductors.
Now I'm on the side of train conductors, if I'm a train conductor and I read a comment
from lazy noob, I'm frankly pissed the fuck off at this point.
No, there's no fucking way I'm gonna get shit-talked by lazy noob.
By the way, I'm just joking around, I actually really like lazy noob, he seems like a good
guy.
We got lazy pedestrian lazy noob. Oh my god
But for some reason criticism from the world's 53rd best Mario player is valid, I'm sorry 53rd
Are you think I'm that good nah, I'm way worse I'm like 200 first
stupid fucking boo I couldn't share my nine-month subs so I'll settle for a
three-day stream wash tree hey thanks for watching the stream three days in a
row are you guys like experts of the stream like you guys are kind of like
if you're like actually showing everyone that you've been watching the
stream for like 60 days straight. You kind of set the tone for all the new folks. So make
sure you're on your best behavior, all right? Make sure you're wearing your Sunday best.
I'm a Squeaks consultant. You're only on my second monitor, so I'm a partial expert. Put
that on your resume. 65 days, god damn. All I know is your chat is mean to you and you
kind of like it. Wait, they are? They're not like really mean. They all just write like
bald. I feel like there are mean chats on Twitch. I don't know if you can consider this a mean
chat. I guess you can consider it mean, like some streamers say it's mean if they're like,
know fucking soft
dude Ludwig's chat is actually man hot take
Yeah, to him. Not anybody else. They love me. I love them. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that's
okay. That's way that's actually based. I love that. Super TFs chat is mean. Oh, it's
They're not.
Yeah, but once again, they're mean to super.
They love me.
I like, it's a perfect chat, I just realized.
Thank you, great Aiden for the prime.
Hey, squeeze, do you have a Valentine?
Your wife doesn't count, by the way.
Um, yeah, my tier three subs are my valentines
Thanks for supporting the channel
Name one tier three sub
I don't want to name them off like they're they're way more than numbers
Okay, I won't just name them off like that.
Forever fire, tier three sub yesterday.
Boom, and I'm not gonna name any more.
Play Counter Strike at Squeaks.
I will soon, but first I have to play Cobblemon,
Then I have to do a just chatting segment.
And then I have to do, um,
Cyberpunk playthrough, Mario Galaxy 2.
And then I have to do, um,
colonoscopy on stream.
We're gonna be doing Minecraft.
I'm gonna be doing a clip react, clip queue.
Then we're gonna go through the react segment,
where I'm gonna watch Mr. Bean.
Sorry, Mr. Beast.
Mr. Bean, fuck it, we're changing things.
And then we're gonna be doing a reaction to the files.
And I'll be giving you my crazy commentary, crazy.
Fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes.
And then Badlands chugs.
sounds actually great best dream ever I'm in and we get to watch you sleep right
that better be not that better not be the first thing you said today right like
at least a hello I slept on stream once in my viewer count increased well I
I like played I didn't like that. I just wouldn't I was like, you know, I'm not gonna do this again. Oh
My god squeaks and sleeping everybody in discord you're not gonna want to miss it
You look cute squeaks, thanks
I fucking know. You're cute like a puppy. Can you guys focus on the game, please?
It's Ghibli here.
Chat, how fun would it be to do streamer money matches?
Or is this going to form drama?
Ghibli, I'm going to pitch you an idea.
In houses, which is like 10 man's encounter strike, and there's a buy-in.
And everyone has to pay a buy-in, and then the winning team gets money.
Oh my God, I almost just threw.
Don't do that.
Why?
Okay, fine. We'll just do regular...
GOOOOD!
They're all millenaires. Yeah, but you know what's fucking crazy, Nathan? Go to the streamer
awards. There's free drinks. None of these fucking streamers tip the bartender. Okay?
You think these streamers just because they're all millionaires, they're like, they're, they're, they're not here for a deal.
Bro, all of them are double, triple downing their orders.
Any free food, you'd be surprised who shows up.
Did you tip your bartender? Yeah, I did. I said, hey, buddy, as soon as I got a drink, I said, hey buddy, short content is king.
Here's a fucking tip.
You're a trigger, Princess Townstall. Peach.
Thank you, RMA, Barry.
No, I tipped him.
I did.
But my tip was just the price of the drink.
It wasn't anything crazy, because I did, like...
see the thing is is because nobody was recording me if I had a camera dude I
would have tipped like $30 or something insane
why is it so hard to say aura twice
aura aura wait our way
You are JoJo posting?
Squeaks is my birthday today, can I get a happy birthday?
You want me to stop the stream and say happy birthday to Sembo Stoney?
Is that what you're asking me?
You want me to go, oh I hope you have a wonderful day Sembo Stoney!
Freakin birthday seriously hearts in the chat. I won't say that. No, I'm not going to
I'm focusing on each and every individual run. I'm not gonna say that
You change ah I roll another asshole on Twitch, huh?
I roll
Well surprise surprise
Thrack or Zoid?
It's kind of crazy how many of you have like 65 days watched
Do I go live for like five minutes one day just so that I can break your streak?
I kind of want to or maybe I'll get people mad it'll be like
My ex-girlfriend would be mad if I don't keep up a snap streak with her
That's so mean. I'll be there. Oh, well, I guess you have to idle my stream then and guess what we're doing folks
We're doing some really fucking boring shit, and you gotta watch
Told you about snapchat, uh dude. I used to have a snapchat when I was in like
middle school
When the app came out
Holy fuck, dude. And now people still use it?
Must have been like, actually, it must have been high school.
Bro, that was AOL. Shut the hell up! I'm not that old, I'm only...
I'm only 21.
do you feel too old for this not really I don't think so I think the one time I
I felt like I was too old for this was um...
When I went to the streamer awards and people were clip farming.
I think I walked up to super funny and I said,
I think I'm too old for this.
I think that was it.
At fast with E2, a speed owner came up to me unharmonically said,
Hey, you know you're about the same age as my dad.
Oh, cool.
Unironically.
I even met some parents.
Speedrunners, they were awesome.
I got along with them quite well.
Really well.
They were great.
We had a great time.
I've never met simp mom, sadly.
Why does your mic look so tiny?
Cause I'm so fucking big.
I'm a giant.
I don't have the sure SM7B.
I have like the USB gamer one.
It's like the same.
Who gives a shit?
It's a fake one.
I have gotten over my new mic in security.
I plugged in my old mic, I got it on eBay, like a new version, and I listened to it and
I was like, fuck man, this sure sounds way better.
I can't go back.
But I know if I go back, Chatters would complain because you guys see any change.
Which is a huge breaking news story.
Breaking news, Squeak Chatters hate when things are a little different.
One little change and you guys say ruined ruined everything's horrible
We love Mario and counter strike what do you expect what?
That's okay you guys are just sensitive like me
That's okay, I'll never make fun of you for your feefies.
Ray is uh, Ray and I are recording um, an episode of Touching Grass and I've been really
thinking about my outfit.
What do you guys think I should wear, a brown shirt?
I have like a jacket with fur on it.
It's like fake fur, obviously, relax.
Maybe I'll wear that.
It's like my outside jacket.
What's your fursona?
Oh, I don't know Chester the beaver
I'm just making it up though. Amendo! Thank you for the Prime!
And I'm not the Bald Eagle
Should wear your streamer awards fit
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do that
Like a few years ago someone asked me what my Patronus was.
I haven't been asked that shit in so long.
My Patronus!
No, I'm not a Harry Potter adult.
I mean, I didn't get a Parvati Patel replica wand back in the day, but it was only because
it was like the cheapest one for some fucked up reason.
A replica wand.
Wait, why are you guys question marking me?
You got a wand?
Yeah.
The one spell I can't master is the orgasm.
I can't say these jokes anymore.
Sorry.
It's an old school one.
It's an old school one.
I'm sorry.
I can't open!
I can't open!
Alright!
Hey!
Come on!
Don't attack me here!
What?
I can't open!
Come on, this thing is out of juice.
Perfect time to join the stream.
Brother, today we're playing Mario, don't worry.
It's like an- it's basically a- an all hands meeting.
Like, what are we kidding here?
It's a fucking all hands.
There's no new people walking in the door of Super Mario.
Basically, I'm doing a state of the union.
I'm new, except for you, Baker.
I had dreamed last night that I was at the lesbian club, and someone said, where's my
squeaky with that?
It felt shameful to cheer, so I did it.
I'm sorry?
I don't think they would say,
where's my squeak-sphere's at, sadly, at any bar.
Like, I don't think that's like a cool thing to say.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's actually the coolest thing to say.
You guys are very cool.
It's true. I was a stripper there wait in that guy's dream
Hey, holy shit, w
My fiance comes home from work and says where's my squeak chatter at
I'm calling your ass out. I don't even know if you're married
And let me tell you why you put that fucking like
You put that thing above the E like you looked up like what's it called? What's it called? They spelled fiancee correctly
It's called the accent yeah, you know what I mean it the fucking accent I don't believe it or they're typing from a phone
At least would you ever be a stripper brother I'm gonna take my shirt off on
the swimming pool. You think I'm gonna be a stripper? Who do you think you're
watching right now? Jesus Christ.
What if we give you a lot of money though? I mean is that not what I'm
basically doing right now? But I guess in a way I'm like I'm like a what's a I'm
I'm like an interactive, what's a good terminology?
Sort of like a friendship stripper.
That sounds like something I would put in the New Yorker.
Twitch streamers are the friendship strippers.
Friendship strippers of the future.
Anyway, do you guys wanna see me make a sound effect?
Thanks for the bitch, buddy.
Hey, I really appreciate you being here.
Parts in the chat.
There's fair.
Thank you for the prize.
That's my favorite one.
How come I've never seen you in a Summoning Salt video?
Um, because, uh, my runs aren't as good.
to be featured in like a YouTube compilation.
See?
What the fuck are you getting sad about?
Look at what you type.
And then all my VOD comments are like,
if we stop interacting with chat,
he would easily get world record.
And then their profile picture is Roblox.
It makes me so fucking sad.
Oh, by the way, I've come to the conclusion that I will not be playing Roblox.
How do we get a hype train going?
No?
Oh, okay.
No? Oh, okay. Roblox honestly got dumb as fuck. There's so many good games on it, though.
And so many stolen assets, dude. I uploaded this Roblox YouTube video and it got claimed by like 900 different...
Like, the sound detection on YouTube just kept blinking. Everything is fucking stolen.
Every sound effect, every icon, everything is just not there.
It's actually crazy.
Like everything, I'm talking about everything.
Did you expect anything else?
Yeah, like, does Roblox not have like a copyright detector or something?
Or do they just not give a shit?
Why do they not give a shit?
They're like the biggest one of the biggest gaming companies of all time
They're public
They're publicly traded. They have more daily concurrence than all of steam. It's insane
They also don't give a fuck about pedophiles, oh Jesus
Oh well, that obviously that's more important to give a fuck about not just copyright content
Holy hell
Fuck now this runs gonna be my PB and I said the word pedophile at it I
Should stop saying it
I'm so fucking sorry. This is gonna this is gonna live on forever. Did I cross the finish line?
Which is an official Roblox monster dude, honestly twitches just got to do whatever they've got to to make money
I'm not gonna lie partner with Mohammed bin Salman partner with Roblox partner with Talshi like let's just get this fucking
Machine burying with money at this point. They've tried so fucking hard. Oh my god
They need it brother twitch is sponsored now by valorant like what are we doing here?
We're all gonna be part of kick soon
Speaks what's your deal with Osama? Oh been lauded?
Sorry, I don't have a deal with Osama. I feel like we shouldn't just call Osama
I know double it my mom asked me what's my deal with Osama I got confused
I don't have I mean I don't have drama with it wait
Thank you stassy cat for the prime, okay, I'll be brave I disavow Osama bin Laden
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Though he did have a great taste in video games, but that's all I'm going to say. That's
all I'm going to say. He played Half-Life, Animal Crossing, Counter-Strike. Those are
all of my favorite games.
They found it in his compound, dude.
It's crazy.
It's actually insane.
I don't think he should save base.
I actually think, I don't know if we should be talking
about this.
When is Zoran in the city tree commissioner?
I'm back up tree commissioner already.
Okay, let's not fuck this up, okay?
to their list. I'm sorry, but there's certain people I'm not saying it's UBRI, but some
Some people say that it's their birthday like every few weeks.
I'm like, I remember.
I just like don't know because I'm saying happy birthday willy nilly.
There's got to be like birthday inflation.
Like my happy birthdays mean less and less if I'm saying happy birthday every day.
No?
I'm just gonna say I'm gonna implement a new policy if it you say it's your birthday
I'm gonna request you upload an ID ID onto twitch and then we can verify
But by default I'm assuming it's not your birthday
Squeaks you're a creep I'm not a creep I'm discord
friendly will you ever collab with Palantir I'm pretty sure I collab with
Palantir every day I just don't realize it oh by the way happy birthday
Happy freaking birthday. Can we get W's in the chat?
Let's freaking go!
Yeah, I'll play CS later today, maybe.
I just have to learn bashing routing and then I'll play Minecraft.
I enjoy Minecraft, I just like don't, there's certain things that I can't learn by doing
and that pisses me to fuck off.
It is hard, like I don't understand, like people spam question marks when I'm learning
because I don't know what hole to dig in like a treasurer bashing but like I just don't know I didn't know
when I was a kid we didn't have Minecraft
thank you Anna
LMAO
give her the prize
quick question why don't you stream on youtube
I don't really want to
Thanks Gemini!
Why don't you stream on TikTok?
Don't you get banned for saying fuck?
You're loyal to what you shit on?
Brother, I think Twitch is infinitely better as a livestream product than YouTube.
Infinitely. I think it's the best livestreaming product.
And I hope one day they can find out how to make money.
Dan Clancy is off screen by the way holding up a gun.
No he's not.
No he's not.
He's too busy.
I think he's recording episode two of this podcast.
I tuned in on episode one.
None of you fake fuckers.
Episode one of the Dan Clancy talk. I don't know why I said that fake. I was gonna say fake fucks
But you guys are not Clancy heads. I'm just trying to reserve my spot in Clancyville. You guys know what I'm doing. I
Don't do podcasts wait then what do you listen to on a walk?
There's no way anybody goes on a walk without headphones.
That's psychotic.
I'm gonna go all the way up.
I listen to nature?
EW!
Yuck!
Why listen to nature when you can listen to a...
...fucking...
...like rock and roll?
Bro lives in New York, doubt he knows what nature is.
what the fuck am I doing squeaky going for the bounty yeah clearly
Look at this.
Brother, you listen to video game soundtracks?
Don't act high and mighty?
No, I'm just joking.
When I made fun of people for not listening to music on their walks, it was a slash joke.
Sorry.
I forget.
Sometimes I have to...
I'm just joking.
I think it's cool to not listen to music.
But sometimes I'll see people at the gym, like on a treadmill, and they have no headphones
then.
How at peace is their fucking mind?
Flash serious.
Squeezes in their music at the gym, not, not my gym.
You go to the gym. Yeah, I just wear shorts.
Wear shorts in the winter.
No, but seriously though, I have been going to the gym and my, um, my reps have never
been higher and I'm hitting my sets and my macro micro goals have been, uh, been quite
exquisite.
Bench Press PR, let's just say it is more than just the stick.
I don't want to brag.
The stick, you know, the stick.
I love that everyone on the internet pretends like they're all in great shape.
It's so funny.
Like I've never been made fun of more when I when I say I don't go to the gym.
Everyone's like, dude, seriously?
Like, yeah, I don't.
OK, let me let me put you on a freaking program here, Buster.
What you got to do is you got to have one gram of protein.
But but but but but but but.
Why don't you? I don't want to! I don't know, I don't want to.
I don't know. What?
They're like, dude, if you cut all saturated fats and sugars from your diet, I'm telling you.
It's like, yeah, I'll tell you life isn't worth living for me anymore. It's that simple if I get out my fucking
Chocolate covered bananas like what's the fucking point of anything?
I'm not gonna do that. It's as simple as that
do you love bananas? I fucking love bananas. We should do a fruit tier list.
What are S tier fruits? I mean honestly mango has to be up there but like mango
from Asia. Like a mango is one of those things where like it can't be mid or it's
terrible.
It makes good smoothies. Fuck smoothies. I'm talking about fruits that stand on their own.
Grapes? S tier. Grapefruit? C tier. Cherries? S tier.
Uh, pairs?
D tier.
Apples.
C tier.
Ooh, drama.
Actual drama.
Kiwi?
D tier.
Speaks, you live in New York and you don't like apples?
you how about them apples wait what's the good one thing see it's really good
how about these apples I got her number I got her number how about them apples
that's Boston you know like if I was to make a movie I would make like the
squeaks equivalent of Top Gun Maverick I would cast myself as the lead Tom
Cruz and all the young shoes like damn squeaks is so cool he still got it and
And it would show the slo-mo of me looking so fucking cool.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
That's how I would do it.
Because I just realized, if Tom Cruise can do that, why can't I?
Oh, he was the producer of that movie.
No, I'd be the cool guy for sure.
There'd be a volleyball scene with Ludwig.
He's blessed with Scientology.
He's also insanely charismatic, dude you guys are like fucking buying into this Tom Cruise
propaganda, I actually can't.
So called free thinkers in Twitch chat are like, Tom Cruise genuinely has such a great
smile, he's so athletic, like you're sleeper agents, holy shit.
Look at you! All the Tom Cruise propaganda produced by Tom Cruise!
Yeah, so I have a great idea for a movie. Remember when I made Top Gun?
We're gonna do that again, and all the young actors are gonna respect me.
It's crazy, it's crazy!
It's actually insane that that movie exists, and it's so fucking good.
It was so good too.
Tom Cruise saved me from a fire.
I believe you.
Did you hate how much you liked it?
No, I actually loved- I've watched it twice.
I always watch it in the airplane.
It just feels so immersive.
Shout out to United, by the way.
They always have it on their United Entertainment app.
Last time I flight United though,
they didn't have a TV on the back of the seat in front of me.
They had, you have to install an app
and then mount your phone.
What, like what?
Geez, this three hours is gonna be a nightmare.
like seriously the also the internet was slow Jesus Christ
speech thoughts on union busting I'm against it unless it's like if I'm
busting a moderator union then I'm for it sorry to say listen running a
business here all right we have to make some sacrifices I have like a
introductory instructional video for my mods that are like that like basically I
let them know they have to tell me if there's like mod scheming
Are you paying them no no you're all umming me do you guys see a mod where's
is the mods. Oh Bailey! Mia! Is this the only game you play? Oh my god, welcome to the
stream. It must be confusing. I'm actually not playing. I'm just watching and I'm just
talking to the chat. It's kind of like, this is like subway surfers. It's basically a video
for you to look at, and I'm just talking. Oh wait, do you guys think I'm actually playing
this shit? I don't know how to do all these cool moves. Cool? Yeah, they're cool.
No, I'll play Counter-Strike. Dude, look at all- it's so fucking funny how fickle the
Twitch chat is that we have got Counter-Strike viewers. Who would have thunk? I streamed Counter-Strike
for years and years, none of you fuckers showed up. Six years, you could have been having
a one-on-one. And now all of you come out of the woodwork, say, where's Counter-Strike?
counter strike it was only me stream elements and Nathan in here you had hair
back then the worst part is is I didn't I actually didn't sadly
One trip to Turkey could solve it. Yeah, but I here's the thing. Where's my balding
brethren in the chat? Stay fucking strong. Society is trying to tear us down and you
know, tell us what we should think and what we should look like. I like nature. I like
it. Bring it the fuck on. Stay strong, Balds. Stay fucking strong.
Forget about looks maxing, it's about heart maxing.
All Counter Strike streamers are Bald, by the way, or Baldi?
Yeah, but that's because they're old men.
Yeah, like, obviously they've been around for longer than I have, and they have to listen to,
like twitch chat for 12 years I mean if they've lost their hair that's a great
thing to lose you could have lost something more important
oh by the way have you guys I just want to address the elephant in the room you
guys hear about clavicular getting frame mod by the ASU frat president I
I actually couldn't believe the news.
What? No, you don't know?
What?!
What?! I read it on the news this morning.
Damn, I guess some of you really are jester maxing.
I would get pissed off, but I don't want to, uh...
I don't want to raise my cortisol levels.
Anyway.
I can't. It hurts. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow. Ow. What the fuck are you doing? So many
guys are just like not connected into the mana sphere right now. That's my eventual
pivot. It's called bone crushing. It's called the looks maxing community. Oh, sorry, I'm
I'm not up to date I'm gonna do this strat first how can I mess that up am I
going too far to the left
Good save.
Oh, do I need to go more to the right?
Does anyone know?
Anyone got a good Mario time here?
Like what's stopping you guys from speedrunning?
Your ass better not be saying life when I see you guys talking in RuneScape discord.
Dude, I suck at this star.
I would say lack of shame, but I'm here.
I think there's more shameful things you can watch.
I'm not going to go into what exactly, but there's a whole lot of other really shameful
stuff to put on there is it I think there is you'd be surprised you'd be
Surprise
How do you know cuz I I have harbor some of the chain
You know what's crazy I'm plus 107, but I'm still gonna PB
don't believe me watch this or sorry not PB I'll get a 51 you guys just like
fucking haters where's the where's the optimistic chatters where's the guys who
are just looking there smiling just excited to see some good-ass gameplay
Where are you guys at?
Dave! They've got 31 months!
Yeah, you're a hater and you're right. I'm not gonna PB, but you know what's better to be delusionally optimistic
Hope
Nathan Gaines, thank you for 3 months
As long as you're having fun.
You stupid.
You know what?
I'm gonna say it.
I think teachers should get paid more.
Not fucking sad, I don't care.
I really do.
Unsubbing.
That's it. I'm fucking out of here.
That's way too fucking far.
We should pay streamers less whoa whoa whoa chill hey that's me you're talking about here
buster hey come on I mean I would say I'm more teacher though because I teach I teach
I teach you guys.
For example, in Mario, there's a thing called
Piano Roll, where you go like this,
because it makes Mario's dodge less dusty.
It's called a Piano Roll.
It's the other way around.
No, it's literally not.
I'm getting rage baited.
You can't correct me on this!
Oh my god, you actually fucking killed my run.
I'm gonna scroll up and ban you. Who is this?
You- you actually fucking almost killed my run.
Do you still not- don't believe, by the way,
that I can PB? Watch this.
As long as I have a perfect rainbow road, excuse me and a perfect TTC and a perfect
thousand three I can actually PV. I'm gonna pull out some test tube strats.
Did you ever finish Exhibition 33? I don't I've stopped playing video games besides
That's Counter Shrike.
Old guy's shit, I get it.
Flukey, thank you!
Okay.
Watch this.
Oh
Okay
Okay, not bad.
dog it all good actually good recovery
does it ever feel patronizing what it what it what dude you are so funny I
I fucking hate that like one chatter can just get in my the crevices of my brain like that
So I'm so sensey
Why are you blabbing it on us cuz the Vaude comments are right it's your fault
No, I'm just joking around. It's my fault. Someone said that I seem like the type of
guy that would be hard to break up with and I don't know if that's a good thing
or a bad thing but it feels bad it feels bad
you are what does that mean oh sorry the fan is probably straight into the mic
I'm an insane person, okay? I like it freezing. I like it freezing
Who would break up with you, aww
Well, I would say like nine people in my life
But besides that nobody what?
No, I'm just kidding. I've been broken up with more than
I'm counting okay, you know what text guys you'll be familiar with this
You go on a date with someone and then like a few days later. You get a text saying oh
We had so much fun, and it was so great, but you know
It's just that
This there wasn't a spark. I didn't feel
Oh, yeah? Yeah, I didn't feel anything either.
I'm getting one of those drafted right now. What? It happened! It's okay!
Doesn't everyone get a text like that at least once?
Come on, it's part of growing up!
Did you used to tell people you speedrun Mario?
Yeah, I did!
Of course I would say that on a first date.
I speedrun Mario, period.
And all of you fucking phonies saying you or whatever, like because that's what I do.
I speedrun Mario.
That's who I am.
pretend like I'm Paul Rudd. I'm not. What do you guys do on a first date? You just say everything you
think she wants to hear? You just don't live in a reality? Dude, that would have been an insane say.
You want you want me to build this relationship on lies
You guys probably like act like Don Draper from Mad Men
What do you want to hear is that what you do you order a gin and tonic and you sit at the side of the bar wearing a suit
Do you think this is the correct way to act?
Not to say, hi, I have an Animal Crossing Island that I wake up to.
You're embarrassed about your hobbies.
You know what you should do on a first date?
Talk to them about my stream.
Ask if they have like an Amazon account or something, like they can link.
Why?
Maybe a couple, you know, you guys could watch the stream together on a second date.
Why? It's a good idea! Come on! Please! Please!
My therapist made fun of me for watching Twitch. What? What do you want? Better help?
What do you mean that's really bad
Minus one sponsor
I bring up shatters in therapy
That's good!
Egg is the Lent!
Thank you for the 5 gifts, baby.
I'm joking?
Oh, I guess you're not in therapy?
Sato?
Hmm.
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised.
Wait, why?
Wait, I'm so confused.
I'm giving her a compliment.
She seems so well-adjusted, just like me.
I can sense the therapy.
What?
I'm not a dick.
She seems so well-adjusted.
Why are you laughing?
I'm confused.
What?
What? W therapy? No, I'm pro therapy.
See, I don't need therapy because I have Twitch chat.
Like I just talked to you guys about what is going on and stuff and you guys are helpful, right?
No, it's probably bad when I said I have diabetes type two you guys all type the number two a chat
I don't know if you could take anything too seriously
I'm not sure
Squeeze are you against anything? Uh, yeah
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm not on the right scene.
I can't see the game.
Wait, this is really bad.
I'm freaking out.
I don't know why I'm misclicking everything.
Jennifer Linney, thank you for the one year.
I do like anime, and I'm planning on getting back into it, especially this coming month.
Oh, I don't have a crunchyroll ad.
Because like, dude, winter fucking sucks, dude. It sucks ass.
I can't leave the house. I left the house today. It made me so...
I was so fucking on edge
It's cozy season it's too cold I want to move
But like where should I move to that's not cold
And not Austin, Texas or Florida, sorry to say.
San Diego or Los Angeles.
I don't want to live in LA.
Just got a summer house like the rest of us.
Oh, fancy.
Okay.
I got a summer house.
I like the thinking here, a streamer summer house.
Dude, I'd actually love to move to EU
and then play Counter Strike
and then watch Counter Strike streamers
and then play it bro.
Premier in NA is so fucking bad.
Try queuing in EU.
Holy, this is gold league and rocket league and NA in EU.
It's way harder out of chatter to talk about how he said he said counter strike is so bad
and I can't believe your gameplay.
I clicked on his fucking push name.
He streamed counter strike and I'm telling you he was worse than silver.
Sorry.
Sorry to be mean. I did the homework. I did the research.
I- I-
What are we talking about?
A hate watcher?
Yeah, I became a hate watcher. I ended up following the guy.
Siiii
if I miss cannonless it's over by the way we're going into CS
One more run, one more run, one more run, one more run.
Yeah, I rushed the line up because I already missed it once.
So it only makes sense to keep the run going if you don't fucking line it up quick.
Oh, with this PB I probably should have lined it up.
Excuse us, Spanish? Yes, I speak Spanish more or less, because I study at school for three or four years.
Okay, I actually don't I don't live Spanish. I mean, I don't speak Spanish
Sorry, I'm a fucking phony. That's all I got
He may gusta bailar y contar
That's pretty good. That's all I got though. I
I didn't watch any halftime show.
I still haven't seen any of the performances.
I'm so fucked.
It didn't pop up on my TikTok!
What am I supposed to do?
You know I love bad bunnies.
Oh, now it's too far. Look at you. You control your algorithm? Well, that's terrible, dude.
My algorithm is... I can even tell you what's on it. It is so weird. It's so weird.
It's too... it's like embarrassingly weird.
No, it's not milk related, but it's...
It's just strange.
It's actually worse than milk talk.
It's like counter strike smoke lineups and stuff.
It's like a lot of guys going on camera, like sitting on a couch and going, here is why the
fallout finale was an excellent reference to fallout new Vegas.
14 easter eggs you might have missed.
Easter egg one.
Like that's what it is.
It's worth.
I wish it was just milk talk.
Honestly, did you know?
All right, who's playing Counter Strike?
Who can I crash?
Who can I crash?
Thinking?
I message people and say, hey, hey, oh, let's do one solo queue actually.
Aw, thanks, Snatch Owl.
Col-n-D.
Yay!
I just like crash someone's how about we do so look you I'm getting nervous wait unless
Yes, flam is no longer alive, fuck my stupid chud life.
Thanks, Nathan, for gifting a sub.
Hi everybody. Shall we play today or is or are people busy with stuff? I would love to
to do 10 man's I would fucking love that
but who's gonna play with who's gonna play
don't need pop flash like official
$10? Hell no. You have a discord with so many people. Yeah, but once I played with discord,
Like someone made a frag video of every time they killed me.
This is too weird.
Oh cool.
But I'm not bump up up up a nail.
But I'm not bump up up up a nail.
But I'm not bump up up a nail.
But I'll go...
Thanks Fraser Raugh.
Was it an edit with cool music? Yes.
How about one day I just do karaoke?
Wait, no one responded to me. Should I delete it?
Hi everybody, Shoei Planet. That's so embarrassing. I'm gonna come off so needy.
Like it's already been two full fucking minutes
They hate me they actually fucking hate me
Inferno? What should I ban? Why do they hate nuke? What the hell? Alright, whatever.
sweeps does is a bit. I'm not doing a bit. I'm being myself. No surprise surprise. 158
FPS by the way. Awesome. Okay, can I tell you something that I've been doing and I haven't
told you? I feel like I'm lying to you. I have this 30 whatever inch monitor. It's obviously
too big. So what I do is I edit it so that it turns into a 27 inch monitor. So I have
black bars on the top and the bottom and the sides. Because otherwise, dude, when I check
radar, I'm going like this. He's pushing along. What's your cat? B totals. It's too fucking
embarrassing just to play spawns but give them long two cat one bit to be all
right it always all the time it always works in bugs all right long can play
cattle aggressive if you want
One more fuck it's your crossbook and your flashing
Long guys
Delete your conflict to fix
You get ready try to take sir one bit one bit
Should I say is long an issue or would that ruin the lives?
Should I say is long going to be an issue this game?
Seriously guys?
Well it's 90% of the time.
It's all good.
I
Do not do not up do not have for like what am I gonna do my fucking peace treaties? I'm gonna win this
diplomatic
Once you see
Stop mid.
STY!
Terrorists win.
Is mid gonna be a problem?
Every round.
Now I don't wanna make enemies, dude.
I wouldn't do that.
I'm not that insufferable.
Yet.
On stream.
Care to be this round. They got back tens and shit draw a penis
On back mid
Dead mid one's cat
pick on a bit pick on a bit
one out one out one out one out one out one
yeah going up cat
orange
they're out cat
can you can you rotate to A
he's a op-ed yeah I mean
I think I called Kat about three times by the way.
Okay, you didn't say how many, you didn't say nothing, you said Kat.
I assume you'd exercised game sense, but it's all good, I'll tell you.
I was, hey, where's one guy top mid?
Could've went long.
Nope, he's okay, don't worry about it.
I'm not worried.
Mid smoked, yeah, you shouldn't be.
Boom, two of Kat.
Yeah, alright, long to me, how long?
Can you get me a 3?
3 long.
More long.
Maybe one of them is going off. Nice, hold on.
Stay alive, stay alive.
Two inside.
There's a dead one.
I
Just trade this last guy
Oh the tribe man
Alright we got this you guys are terrible
Let's go boys. I got an insta long smoke. Can you just Molly dumpster? I got you. I got you. I'm going long here
Yeah
I got the insta smoke just Molly dumpster. You're gonna play B. I'll play
It's humid
They needed us.
They can go up there.
Just one.
I got you along.
He's going up there now from cut in.
Oh wait a little more.
He's through, he's through.
He's at 70.
He's there, he's there, he's there.
elbow they're up there I thought it was Mario day fuck Mario we're about guns
and murder now and planting bombs.
Nice, last one above me.
Huh, whatever.
And buying bombs.
Nice. Nice round, guys.
Hey, my team! They came alive!
Yippee!
Oh
Can you boost me cat here purple on the box of peak lower
Yeah, sure. I know we're getting you
catch up here I was like what the I'm gonna retake along fuck it
this move could be up cat dropping again back on that
I'm leaving long I'm picking up mid
So I'm dead, okay.
I'm going flashback.
Let's keep cat.
That's good.
That's bomb.
That's bomb, that's bomb.
That's close cat.
I'm leaving.
Good job!
Thank you, sir.
Really well done there, purple.
Yeah, I'll speak well.
Let me drop you, okay?
Thank you.
Bro's peaking with a smoke grenade in hand while I wanted to say he's close to 25k.
Wanting to say?
Is that a dedicated stream hater, man?
Is that just a hater?
How do I deal with this?
No one's sorry.
Watch B rush.
Where?
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm going for counter terrorist.
We can't come back.
Oh yeah, I'm 4 inside as well.
I'm out.
Let's take a run.
No copy, pastaing.
I'm all back.
I'll smoke low.
I'm just gonna give it up, right?
I'm gonna up it from yeah, I'll give it up if I get the first shot. No spam merino in the chatter, you know
Yeah, you're 30 bro
I just repeat 3333 two more
So you're gonna be re-peaking?
Oh, and you're close to potentially 25k, huh?
You fool.
I have EED now so I can't raise my dog first.
Oh shit.
That's my vault.
My bad.
Yeah, I was gonna fall back into it.
Tell me I won't!
Tell me I fucking won't!
I'm going mid again I guess.
They're long, they suck, so fuck off.
There's nothing serious here.
They're a long take?
One in there.
One there.
One lower.
Two in there, two in there, two in there.
One over me.
Hey cat, got you.
I got this.
Up cat.
Oh
You could come on me
I'm mad. I'll be as well bombs around the door
We should take it
We don't want to send you home.
Are you ready to go, guys?
I have two flashes, ready?
Yep.
Rolling flash by.
Flash by.
Oh, one door, one tunnel, one tunnel, one tunnel.
One tunnel, one tunnel.
Hit.
Nice.
Good pickup, y'all.
Excuse me.
Hey man, that works.
Get diffused.
You're seriously not gonna be defeating the bomb when you're so close to 25k.
Sorry, I got you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Spare your nightmare.
Thank you.
I just got off the top of site this time.
I'll play upcat.
Oh, actually even better?
Yeah, boost me on cat boxes.
Okay.
oh actually even better yellow boost me on cat boxes okay
watch out these boys have got that in our snow and they don't mind using it
sorry yeah
play with me i got two two two two two
one on one back one back
one on one back
Okay
One cat come a cat going back mid pushing mid maybe
Maybe.
Mid doors.
Mid doors dead.
He's mid.
Doors, double doors.
Damn, I pawned.
Can I get a gun, please sorry can I get a gun for me, please sure? What would you like?
I'm 484, please
I'm gonna off again from the sun don't go long
I
He's like
No, maybe he pushed up suicide. It's on my hand
I'm in a weird spot. Anyway, I
Claim not
unknown
Thank you. That's my take playing get off
Not guilty the verdict is in folks
Keep spotless lucky
Cake pops. Thank you for the 16 months. I'm not lotion is 11
Yeah, I'm on a new sensei. It's all good though. No more excuses flex emoji forward and upward
Fucking actually switch one rap. Oh my god
Oh
Wait, it's beat be be
These other kind of guy to click your tongue and say that's rough buddy. I mean, is there anything wrong with that?
I'm just trying to show empathy
Like what's the appropriate thing to say?
Like that's how I
I'm gonna go window, I'm gonna go window, go together
That jump man, it's hard
Fuck it up. So I get all good
P9
Yeah
One's a backyard.
One more.
No!
I'm gonna kill him!
Fuck!
Hold B, hold B, hold B.
One more B.
Fuck.
Last two in me site.
Last one.
There you go.
Nice. Good play.
You guys are insane, dude.
I flashed it. Good shit.
I like my key.
I like my key.
No, I like you bro.
What's happening?
No, I love green. What do you mean?
Green had great calls.
Uh, what would you guys like to go?
Gonna go long and flat out?
Flash long, flash long.
Okay.
Flash long, please.
Yes, yes, yes.
Alright, cross-moke.
There you go.
That's how much I like you.
Oh, shit.
At first?
I wanna ruin this, like, love fucking chest here.
I wanna bring down the lives.
To each one of them.
One minute.
High five.
Got him.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Two CT.
Oh, we didn't throw the smoke early.
Derry.
One over there.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
One.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
one slurs thanks that's not what counter strike is known for right like some
people are watching this for gameplay right try to take a peek long right
numbers here which is going to slow us down surely not lower right I smell them
there's no you too long he's holding right here isn't he
pushing tunnel maybe you're in law they're so fucking quiet once mom I'm
I'm out. One right now.
Sight. One sight.
Is that the same guy who like, what?
He mollied it.
We went CT. That's actual bullshit.
Hi, man. What is that?
I just he was like behind a box.
I can fucking hit him.
I couldn't hit my shot either, that's fine.
He's in my head!
Oh good, good save, it's fine.
I got a mid smoke.
Do you want to go cat-off with that then?
Yeah, I can't do it.
Let's do it.
They did nothing to hold on, so I'm just...
One hit and it's recording the way it goes.
Alright, smoke!
Smoke!
Coming right back!
and one
Someone come trade me
Should go long you go long right now
I'm a goose.
Could be anywhere.
Ramp is clear.
Could be.
No, I'm here.
We're going the long way, Dribba.
Smoke?
No, let's go.
OK, smoke it.
Wait, wait, yo, wait.
Just wait.
No.
I thought he said no smoke.
That's bomb.
You can go now.
Smoked off.
Thanks, Kat.
I don't want to wait.
Yeah.
And I want to die!
Come CT, I think.
I'm just curious, what made you start focusing on Counter-Strike?
Paul's been a Counter-Strike streamer.
You've just joined after.
The question is, what made me start focusing on Mario?
It's a mask off moment for me I guess.
Die with the bomb.
He's here.
Good job.
I'm running out long I'm kidding I'm kidding go long oh oh I'll flash you guys out stop
telling them good job why jealous all right balls to the wall baby
I'm throwing a breath back.
No, push it out mid. Push it out mid.
Long spear.
One elevator.
And top ramp challenge.
Am I just absolutely fucking delusional?
Oh, I had to hit that.
Did I not hear the guys going out mid?
Yeah, you could kill too fast.
Like, am I stupid or dumb? One or two?
Scott mid.
Yeah, I'm fucked.
That's my fault. Dude, I swear I'm hearing things today.
I heard them pushing mid am I crazy
They were pushing mid no definitely
Oh, I'm going crazy. Sure do a tech 9B. Yes
I'll never trust me again
Keep going. Love you, kid.
CT.
Oh, Lord. Now one picked up is gone.
CT in close.
Spill smoke.
Here's that hole.
It's all good, I got mine.
Uh-uh, on site, you're on double.
That guy is, uh, good.
I
Need a tissue I think
He's very in tune play long. He's not cheating you are just bad
I'm gonna smoke a med
I don't have any fucks, I got it
I can flash you up cat if someone wants to go
One's cat
I can just pause here
Yeah pause, pause guys, pause
I'm gonna flash, ready?
Aw
I'm gonna, I'm gonna molly for you
Nice move, John
Nice, nice, okay
I'll get smoke
I can't fucking kill you
Flash again, I'm cat
Two up cat, two up cat
One more
One mid, one mid, one off
One more site, one in
Two mid, two mid
Last two
Got mine
Chubnoco
Ask your team if they watch bad bunnies performance
Yeah, that'll go really well, huh?
Yeah, oh, yeah, let me just let me just ask that. Let me just ask a really quick question
Okay, 30 seconds.
That guy, huh?
What a guy.
What a guy!
Thank you, Kyle. Did you decon?
Okay. Um...
If you get out B,
we're gonna pull it off, we gotta buy it.
Send it B again? Go for it.
Bye bye bye bye
We love going together
I don't think you can get up
Ohhhh
Hello
I was just saying that he's interesting
try flashing you long I'm gonna go lower
yeah let's just try to get up cat
I mean that wasn't weird, mid guy goes B early sometimes, so I'll go.
I don't think he's cheating by the way.
Full discharger.
I smoked mid.
It's late, yellow.
We know the opera might be B.
One CT.
Let me flash A site.
I smoke mid. It's late, yellow.
We know the opera might be B.
One CT.
Let me flash to the right side.
They're rotating.
One dead cat.
You guys have to push up the wall, though, and I'll flash on the right side.
Stay alive, yellow.
4v1, lock him.
CT last.
Jace, Jace, Jace.
Let's take that.
I'm going to pick mid here.
You're dropping me, K-Boost.
Mikey, do you know the boost middle?
I can drop an AK.
I don't know.
Um, no, I just jumped down and left.
Jump us down, so left a little bit.
I'm gonna do, uh, stay, crouch.
Okay.
Guys, I told you to wait.
What's the left one? Yeah, perfect.
What streamer do you like the most?
Fuck every streamer except for me.
Nope. Okay.
I don't like that for drama.
Same thing, just one, one so that.
Only so one cross.
Is the lower clear, yellow?
Yeah, I think so, yes.
One's close mid.
I can yeah, I'm gonna flash deep
Holding me oh fuck miss one operative left to right side
Longest creeping out you guys are in good spot. I got a bee pick go back to me go back to me go back to me
Fuck he's this guy's and be now fuck the opera
Guess what guess who's here?
This is the right play
Oh
That's guy
Good
You guys are chillin. Got Molly and Nade. He's hit a couple times too and Nade would kill him.
He's hurt.
Anyone else have to go to the bathroom during like it's like hide and seek and you're hiding?
Whenever the bomb is planted it makes me have to pee a little. I don't know something about it.
It's like the A place in the middle.
Oh no.
I believe!
SUMMERAISE!
Hey, enjoy 6 months!
I've been dog shit just getting butts on my pants.
Nah.
Got that buddy.
First game on.
I can buy a kit.
See a urologist?
Is that a p-doctor?
What are you trying to impress?
Just say go see a p-doctor.
Maybe try to remember what you're trying to do.
I'm gonna just like pick B with the AWP here
Upmade, upmade, upmade!
I'm in
One more
One more, one more, one more!
Get him, get him!
Suicide, good job
Hey, nice job, dude
Anti-intellectualism is ramping
wait cuz I said P-Doc there hey what's the name of the lucky guy that you're
married to what Mikey do you remember that boost
Can you do the same thing?
What?
Nothing.
What?
Nothing.
Stay here for a second.
Okay, push up, push up, go.
I can flash someone up, Cap.
No?
Is everyone shared?
Okay.
I can flash you guys up.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
No
Inside one's hurt
I had my team on my other mallid
There's two in sight
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Squeaks, my ethics professor dropped me from his class because I watched your stream instead
of doing homework.
Well, don't you feel like that's a little unethical?
Tell that to him.
He'll re-enroll you and you'll be the professor.
I'm gonna go back to Kat here.
The student becomes the master.
Take a site.
Expansion point, disability?
What?
Upside, upside.
Nice shot.
Nice work.
So-called ethics.
You know what the problem is?
We have rampant anti-intellectualism.
Am I right, chatter?
This is a problem.
So-called ethics, you know what the problem is we have rampant anti-intellectualism, am I right chatter?
This is a problem. Okay, we can't just freakin draw people like someone's trying
Jump down
One door one stuck lower one stuck lower one stuck
I'm holding him passive yeah
Why is he just staring at me man, that's too weird flashing flashing flashing
One mid CT, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep, let me keep
CT last, long
Nice, nice
Sorry, I didn't have any of the bodies on you guys, sorry, sorry
Let's go, good shit
I put a calcium bed on if you're bisexual wait maybe I should do a bet
before I reveal I'll go on to that kid I mean sorry I'll make a bet don't you
think that's morally unethical yeah but money hello
Holding long. One lower. Lit. I'm gonna flash for you. Yep. Elevator, one HP. Elevator with AWP.
I think so as well.
Double! Dude, why are they pushing off someone please? For the love of God.
I can't see anything I can't see anything either
That's correct. Good choice
Yeah, I should have picked that first. That's right. Yeah, I think we just need to take site like I feel like we're all like standing around
I'm giving them time to come yeah, yeah
Everyone trying to be executed some
could work throw flashes long then yeah yeah let me so commit that's like
safe maybe we just do the execute we do a B take late round let's just start with the animal
I need someone to drop the smoke I got it
she told me where to throw it
oh we got smoked up on turn so yeah yeah I'll take that
I think we still do the BXQ shit. I come back. I come back.
Yeah, of course.
Let's get close.
Throw it now.
Let's do it now.
Orange, make some noise.
Ready? Follow me, guys.
I got it you want it you can use it if you like it if that'll use it you can have
I'm not that gold star.
He clearly wanted it. He clearly fucking wanted it.
I'm gonna work long late, I thank you.
Crisis avoided!
We saw a bit? Yep.
A cat. Oh my molly didn't go deep enough
I am an uncle. So what? I'm an uncle. So it would make sense for me to have a proper reaction to someone
I
Guys name is earthy gory on his winnable guys very well
Fuck attack right sides. I'm it is okay sick. Oh mo
So you got this we're showing at your age you transition to IGL
Let's go to the boys. What out?
What do you mean at my age? You'd be like the racist uncle
I'm gonna insta smoke long
I'm gonna go lower tons and get you control from that
Oh
I
Where do I go?
Why over time scoreboard
It's saying we won three rounds. Yeah, it's fucked up
Because it's so confused
We have to win out for a tie. Yeah
And I am
come on come on
I'm going up cat
nothing's suicide
flash is long
yep
fuck
good kills
two more
oh there's two more
how did that miss
This!
I don't know, that was crazy.
That looks like right on him.
2v2, this retake to fucking potentially tie the game.
To keep us in, otherwise it's over.
1v2!
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
I played fine. I played really fine oh let's see if they responded to me and
Discord. Ooh! Okay, let me know, guys. I'm free. I'm planned. Wait, I can't send three
messages in a row. They're gonna think I'm fucking, like, I'm some pathetic loser.
I triple tech do I delete one now try at here I'm gonna at here 10 man's let's do
at everyone I don't give a shit actually at everyone do you guys want to do 10
Man's Day. React to this if you're free at 6 p.m. Pacific. That's 9 p.m. my time. That gives
I'm time. Wait. Oh, I'd be asleep. Oh, tie it free at at time. Six PM. Now let's do five, wait, five, six, seven, eight. That's only, don't know, let's do, let's do nine PM.
Okay, I did it. I sent that at everyone. I'm so annoying. I'm actually so annoying.
all of the streamers who joined the discord. Not a single react. Not a single person react.
Let's roll.
If Counter-Strike like pros play, it'd be as if they're playing Dota and we're just
the fucking creeps.
It can't be dominant.
It has to be a good fucking- one react!
We got one react!
Oh, but it says maybe.
one may be react
that wasn't the instructions there
Milage
do not do squeak score discord you guys are all gonna fucking fight
You always fight. You cannot compete with the discord. Everyone's gonna be on each other's fucking throats
And then it's gonna be like
He's mean! I was in this and that! They said this to me! I can't!
Then they're gonna say, squeeze sound out! Why is that allowed?
I
Can't play I don't have the specs mods by that guy a computer. I'm not kidding check under your chair
I'll play mid I'll go wait to
I can go pee someone's gonna go there. Yes, I'll look in there anyway
You know us
What's my bad? A little traffic, dude.
One out mid, one shot mid.
Apps, apps.
I'm gonna pass, actually.
Um...
I'm gonna go towards there.
He's fucking jumpy, can you see he's up jungle?
Ah.
They're showing, they're showing, we're good.
Just squeaks have a list. I don't know do I? You're the one hearing me talk. Silence.
Let's go!
One's out mid.
I got your B-holes.
One mid.
Gonna pass.
Jar.
One's on bench.
One in Con.
Yep, up Con.
What's up Con?
There's one bench
One in Con
Yup, up Con
What's up Con?
Heh
Could be window
Two Con
He's up
He's my aim is to shake you
Think he's trying to bench
He's gonna rotate to you
wait why are you guys laughing?
why are you laughing?
he's tagged once with the eagle
lol
some of us don't root for you
don't you think that's like unhealthy?
I root for you.
I'm healthy gamer GG here.
You don't even know me?
Oh yeah, that's true.
Where were you my last game?
Hang on my downfall your name is OG Mac Daddy 420 you've got to be chill as hell come on
I'm not preying on your downfall how can how can anyone in what called OG Mac Daddy 420
of enemies I don't play Dota thank you OG Mac Daddy for the five gifted oh how lucrative
Oh, and he's rich too, I see.
Whatever, brah.
Does anyone want to get roasted?
I'm going to roast somebody, but you have to have a really thick skin.
Like be really, like really, because I go all in, I'm literally unleashed, unchained, untouched,
Macavalia you you your aunts and uncles are probably terrible I fucking I sure
don't I don't think they I don't think you even you know you know what your
problem is you have like you know you
literally so
I'm done, dude.
I'm just gonna stay here.
They could go up, Cat.
Yeah, they could be up.
I'm gonna go towards me one of them
2b
they're planting bro i'm dancing on it
those apps one amen just one b
should be up onions as mittens thank you watch queeks exclusively on to be my
I can't recommend any a show that was on to be once
Thanks, bro
Can I have a deagle as well?
He's honestly forced run double aren't we I will literally have no money to force
One minute going up cat
He's a peeking kitchen or market
Now we say
Oh
Yeah
One aiming.
Oh, and Palis tagged first with the eagle as we can have him.
Hey.
Out, Palis. One aim in.
Other.
One's connected.
Oh my god!
This is a nice try, nice shot.
Alright, let's buy and win, we got this.
his other team is terrible
I'm gonna push mid, fuck it, I have a good spawn
fuck it, got one flash
fuck it, perfect
up ramp up ramp up ramp
much better one more one more that's those bomb top ms
there's one valley and one up here and also
Oh, the hezzy, the hezzy, bro.
As he stands for hesitation, keeping it light, keeping it chill.
BizNashV, they for the prime!
Jack, where do I go?
like a high impact spot. Go to hell. Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Go cat? Okay.
One's cat?
two men one's ladder going jungle okay okay can we seal the deal do we have
What it takes
That's how it was cut yeah, they use market. No, he's got to get very yummy. You see tea. Oh
No, no
Yes, perfect. Perfect. Perfect. W. W. W. W. W. Good save
okay thanks birthday muffin I got Molly no flasher
one
of
the
5
2
1
3
5
5
5
5
of
the
death
of
death
of
So close
Read the room thank you finally someone brave to defend me. Yeah read the room
are you fucking kidding me one one lower one lower under vest like slash con do you want
to deagle oh you got it nice good round
I'm getting stuck right in there.
Alright, we're coming back!
Squeeze my mom says you can date her now. She's all yours if you want.
I don't know man, I'm married and so is your mom, so...
I don't want to be your dad, man. I don't know how to put this...
It's not even like the fact that she has a kid or anything, it's just like...
It's you.
You know, eh.
They didn't smoke mid. Watch your B.
Running out, running out of abs.
Oh, he's just for, I don't know.
Oh, sad. I fucked up.
Steak up.
No, okay fine. I'll be your dad.
Alright fine. I'll beat your mom.
Damn.
There we go.
One for you.
Nice round, guys.
Good shit. Wow. Date my dad too. You know what? Okay, sure. Yeah, alright. Let's give
Give him a whirl.
Thank you, carrot.
Appreciate it.
Come on, come on, chomp, chomp.
Very nice.
Destroy it out.
Come on, he's back.
Thanks.
Brambley first.
Call him.
Underpass.
Destroy it out.
I
Bomb down touch
That's one a
Damn they're really falling apart they're getting mad
All right
really giving me nothing you know I'm playing a game of tennis here and I
just fucking serve not a single rally back I say it again remember this isn't
the kill of house anymore what are they supposed to say yeah it's insane what a
good comeback or I don't know a gauge
Trolling fire
F F F Fresh, you're rushing
I'm dead
One Bench
Bench dead
Bench dead
He's half HP
All right, all right, good half guys could come back
What's the strap you guys want to contact be
Okay, no no fuck it. Let's do something else
Let's just freestyle this round, let's just have fun
Shit you're there DJing pretty hard. There's three here
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
I
You're actually cheating so what's valve gonna do I'm gonna run out of aids and you know the lamp flash
I actually can't believe that.
Not a single flash.
What the fuck is happening?
Why are they not flashing me?
go
I try
You guys in discord or something
No, I'm on Omegle.
Can I join?
Yeah, bro.
What?
I want some fucking comms, dude!
Nice. One up. One's up.
You might flank T-smoke sheet together.
Together here, or like, let it develop.
Move on.
I think one more is close to ramp. I could be wrong.
I don't mind. They might have it.
One's close to ramp.
One's close.
He's on Pellet.
Nice shot.
I'm on B.
Okay, we're on A.
They're on A.
They're on A.
No, no, no. He's on Pellet. He's upstairs.
He's tagged twice between the gray side.
CT. CT.
dude I can't do it I can't do it until it's infuriating what I'm the other way
What the fuck?
Fuck the planet for me.
My head's saved.
Are you fucking serious?
You didn't have to connect your control.
What? Are you serious?
They went trolled that.
They went B and now they're mad?
Ah, I'm actually pushed.
my teammate said it was planted for me
must have been in on my goal
I'm CT
Take it.
One CT.
CT.
I can't. I actually can't. I actually am freaking out right now, man.
I'm about to freak out about them a freak out moment. I'm about to go full-on freak out moment
I'm trying to keep it composed. I'm on stream
I'm about to freak out though. I'm warning you. I'm warning you
Four bullets
Guys, let's do something together
Contact be contact be this round. Let's save
Do we got smokes or anything? Uh, no, let's just let's just go out here. I've got one flash
here walk walk walk walk
oof
betty we're gonna start running
going through it
oh
You're gonna tear us to death.
Do you guys know A-Smokes?
Yeah, I can throw stairs, jungle.
Okay, can you do jungle? Anyone else know any smokes?
I can throw stairs, jungle CT.
Okay, can you just throw a CT? I'll throw stairs.
And then I'll flash you guys over
Wait until like 32
Come.
Now go out.
They double-surface.
Double-surface. Perfect.
Good.
He's in smoke CT, half HP.
He's third.
He's third half HP.
He's third in smoke.
I can't man
good industry default here I'll go palace
Good job
All right, oh
No, nothing good job
the
top of the
top of the
top of the
top of the
I think they're all three men.
I don't know.
CT and two cars.
CT and two cars.
I'm throwing a crate.
I'm dead.
Bro, you walked with me palace and went all the way back to ramp. Why?
Because the bomb was ramped with an AWP and one HP.
Just straight outside there, bro. Let the other guy get the bomb.
Let's click their mind. Yeah, really good point.
I threw the flashback.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm going to have it like that.
It's so stupid.
Thank you, emo hobbit.
You're my comfort streamer.
Aw, get cozy.
Such a comfy game actually right now
One site I can't go out Molly
Jungle jungle
Yes
He's fucking Nick having bro
I'm on it.
You're at the window.
He's going to see me.
He's pointing behind me.
I'm going to flash.
Stairs.
I hope we lose this.
Nice job.
Good job.
Did you ever restart this game?
Or PC I think.
Oh, is that your dookie?
We're in a treeokie.
Oh.
Found fun.
We're in a treeokie.
We're in a treeokie.
We're in a treeokie.
Oh.
Down fun. No, when'd you get married, bro? Oh, man
No, no, I feel so fucking stupid
When you married though, oh man, I got married four years ago nice
How about you? No, actually I'm getting married this year. Oh, congrats
I'm so happy never been happier good you any kids yet not yet well I have two
but I don't really give a shit about one of them trust me if you meet this
fucking this piece of shit you'd understand why did you say no at first
though well because I don't recognize it's this whole complicated thing is it
not yours no he's mine I just don't really fuck with him what he's always
screaming and pooping dude I mean I don't know what I'm pretty sure from
what I hear
I'm going to take bomb B.
One's in B-holes.
Oh sorry, one's in B-site.
Nice.
I'm running out.
Nice. I'm running out.
Planting for Cat.
Always in sight.
Nice job.
Sorry for the shoot, performance you have a good life.
Oh good, you too.
I just wish like this is my hot take I wish they would talk to me like when
they're all queued up together I don't know what the fuck they're thinking
especially on T side like what the fuck what am I supposed to do there they're
They're not calming, see these side?
I'm like trying to help, they don't got,
pisses me off.
Fucking rancid, rancid vibes.
They just weren't filling me in
and then they would like set up and be like,
okay, what do you want to do?
Let's go away.
Pisses me off.
Please, if you date your mom, I promise you,
I'll be a better kid than the ones you have now.
That's crazy, that's crazy to say, but all right, oh, oh, oh, wait.
Island.
Oh my God, I'll have a friend.
I'll have a fucking friend.
Does Chibli want to play?
Wait, Chibli, if we can find two more, then we can queue.
No, I'm not playing with you, Nathan.
I'm so sorry.
I can't play with you, dude.
I'm just, trust me, I can't play with you.
You understand.
Wait, Flom has a match?
Does he need a coach?
Wait, he's not streaming it. What the fuck? Thank you, No Scope. Oh! Wait, we have a full
Lobby
Yellow yeah, what's up?
It has been so long honestly, I feel like I I've been watching I've been like talking to you through Squeaks daily. It's crazy. Oh
Oh, Squee Staley, the official channel.
I'm starting to think it is.
It is an official channel.
But it's like I haven't heard your voice in a while.
Wait, but I spoke with you yesterday.
No, we didn't.
Yeah, we did.
Are you watching my clips, Squee?
No, I was in the Discord when you joined on your phone
and you said it's Hoppy Monday, but I can't play,
but I just wanted to drop by to say,
I just thought of this.
Yeah, I just thought, do you remember that?
Actually, you didn't speak.
You didn't actually speak.
I actually did.
I was streaming at the time,
I did speak and it's on tape.
So, yeah, I will say that you spoke very few words.
I think you said maybe a hello and then you went mute.
I think that I was straight to the point.
That's still an exchange, no?
Yeah, but it wasn't like a particularly friendly or memorable.
It's not equivalent to an exchange.
It's not like out for me.
Exactly.
I thought it was friendly, but maybe I just misread the room.
I think you did.
And that's OK.
And just let you know.
OK, well, I feel like we're starting off on the wrong floor.
Let me join. Let me rejoin. Let me rejoin.
What's up?
Hey, sweetie.
How's it going? How's it going? How have you been?
It's going good. What's up?
Just chilling, you know, living the dream. Hardly working or working hard.
right guys. Yeah. Oh, working
hard. That's right. I guess
upward and upward from here.
Am I right? We're going to win
every game. Well, we are not
valley. We are. How's the game
going for you guys? Oh my god,
silent. Hey. Hi, silent. Um
games have been well, we haven't
played this is our first
Three of us.
Oh, first one, too.
I've not won a single game today.
I'm not kidding.
Top bragged every single one and almost lost my temper
and two of them.
So we're in good vibes.
Always the teammates fault, huh?
No, I mean, why are you listening to your temper, though?
I'm in a fucking these guys are four cube together.
They're not calming anything.
And then they have the goal to be like, why are you palace?
We're going, we're going to be in the same team.
I even asked to join their discord.
You did?
OK.
Yeah, I want to join their fucking discord.
You've done it right there.
I'm just trying to get involved.
It wasn't creepy when I said it.
I said, let me join your discord, please.
Does that give you creepy vibes?
Please, if you wouldn't mind, is there a spare room
in your discord for me to join?
Is that how you said it?
No, I said it exactly how I said it.
No, exactly.
And they just didn't respond.
Don't hate me, but okay, brace yourself for bad news. I
Have to pee I got a pee on their back
Another another what was coming
Another clip is coming.
No, no, no, no. Oh, like I had to leave.
No, no, no. Of course not.
We haven't played Counter Strike together in like...
Wait, have we ever played it before?
We played Vallow. I don't know if we ever played CS.
And this is the game.
You're the CS guy.
I've seen a lot of clips of you,
so I feel like I've been playing with you this whole time.
Every time I watch clips, I watch clips of you.
Alright.
No, what clips are you talking about?
I did get an A clip.
You did get an A-clips, yes, like they're insane, I can't say.
Uh, like, uh, were they, like, you think they were good?
Yeah, yeah, like, amazingly good.
Fuck, he saw the smoke.
He saw the smoke, and I want to say a few of those clips,
it's actually Ray inting me.
So you might be mixing us up.
Oh, I've seen the Ray Clips, too.
Yeah, you've seen the Molly's and the Nades?
Oh, I saw you bunny hop in Chernobyl, but Molly is too excited.
Yeah, try to survive for my life.
Thank you, thank you.
All right, what's yours?
Oh, I actually have you, I think.
Also, bacon meat silent, silent meat bacon?
Unless you get through.
OK.
Hello, silence.
Nice to meet you.
I think we played battle, right?
Oh, did we?
Maybe, probably.
I think.
You play with, um, chocolate, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm very mistaken.
There we go, they met!
I don't think I've met Squeaks, though, have I?
You've never met Squeaks?
No.
I don't think so.
What?
You didn't meet yesterday?
No.
We were in different lobbies, remember?
We were the Loser Lobby.
Oh, okay.
Well, I mean, I'll introduce you guys when you get back to me.
Yeah, when you get back to me.
Do you know who's sound cool?
Hello?
I don't know if it's Chris.
Please, please.
What's up?
Bacon was talking about how he's a really big fan of yours,
and he's not met you, but he's, do you know what to say?
Hi. What?
Oh, hi, Bacon.
You sound cool.
Hi, Squeaks.
I've been watching you play Counterfeit.
I think so.
Really?
Yes.
Do you play with me, Owen, and Leslie?
Honest opinion, what do you think?
Like, how am I, how am I, how good am I?
Well, I'll say, first of all, I'm sorry.
Second of all, you're the best in the group.
Let's go. You're actually the best in the group.
And it's not even a competition.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're cute.
Apology accepted.
You know, wait, what?
Squeeze. I'm joking.
I'm joking.
No, I mean that. No, this whole time.
I think me on is I just wish me on was entering a counter strike phase.
You know what I mean?
Like, I feel like it's me, um, yeah, I'm here.
I'm here. No, I know.
But I'm a movie on Amadeus.
Amadeus Amadeus.
OK, it's basically a movie about Beethoven.
And his mentor, Sally, Eric.
Or sorry, Mozart, old Sally and Mozart has this natural talent,
but he doesn't give a shit.
You know, he just fucking shows up and he plays the piano
and it pisses off Sally, Eric.
I feel like Salierre, you've got to commit, you can do it.
You're actually insane.
I can't believe I just put it on.
So you think I could do it?
You can do it.
You've got to commit your life.
Can someone clip that?
You can do it.
You've got to commit your whole life too.
Commit.
I can make that my ringtone.
I'm going to go and thank you.
Commit.
You can do it.
That was the nicest thing Squeece has ever said to me.
Wait, really?
I feel like I'm a crappy guy recently.
Recently.
What no recently it's FPS games. It does it. It does it to you
It really does it makes me more aggressive
When I play valorant, I'm a different guy. I'm a bad guy. What about counter strike? What do you think's more?
I'm a bad guy
For me, it's valorant. But ask us. I think I'm new to counter strikes. Let's kind of fresh, you know
I'm not as bitter and jaded. Oh
So you have to like earn your toxicity with time. Yeah, I haven't been around long enough to be toxic
I don't deserve that, you know, I'm put in the hours.
Wait, I'm lagging, Chad.
One in chat when you hear this.
Hello. Hello.
Oh, yeah.
Silent.
We're waiting for the clumps.
Really living up to his name.
Maybe he's in the bathroom.
You remember?
Oh, yeah.
He said he has to take a massive ship.
So you guys open any new skins?
I did.
Which one?
Wait, in fact, I'm swiping right now.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to start swiping.
Yeah.
I'm really close. Wait, what cases are you guys opening? Actually, you're streaming dreams
and nightmares and chroma twos and spectrum twos. Who's the how do you have so many knives?
I checked your inventory. Why do you know that? Offer it. 10 bucks a pot. Excuse me,
what? You have so many knives. You have like five. Hello. Hello. And this is after I gave
a couple of way, you know.
Whoa, that's a flex.
It's true, I got one for free.
You have my house in your inventory.
I just I just.
Oh, silent joined.
I don't have your.
W.
Let's queue it up.
I'm not.
I'm good.
I'm good now.
Welcome back.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you, James.
Oh, my God, I speak to you.
Fun fact, Silent, former CS Pro, but also a prolific role player.
Role player?
Yes, you might know him as Flippy from ETA RP.
Yep, professional role player. I went from pro CS to professional.
Yes, RP or ERP.
Oh, definitely ERP.
ERP.
Hmm
I was a counter strike bro, so I feel like we're cosmically linked dude. Oh, no, what is this trust factor trust factor?
Me you've been
I mean, I could go on my main if you guys want yeah, yeah, yeah
We can handle your main okay, we can handle it really I'll go on my name. What does that mean? What's the trust factor?
That's because you get reported for cheating because he's playing honest
Like he's playing on a new account. He's just good. So they think he's cheating and then so
We're gonna play with actual cheaters
28k right now. We might lose yesterday
I don't mind it was it was rough. I'll be on this one. You don't mind losing
I played all these five wins I had we're all yesterday we didn't lose yesterday so I haven't really been playing cheaters
Okay, let's let's just run this try it. Yeah, let's see how it goes
God why is everyone so good at this game?
Forking annoying
Don't worry. You just put in the time brawny you'll get there
Oh god press accept I can't press accept. Oh never mind
Hey hydration check
What? Hydration checks. I've been drinking water all day.
Take your meds, put your sunscreen on.
Silent? How old are you?
30.
Oh, when did you start playing Counter Strike?
Oh, god, here we go. Round two. I've been playing since I was 60-
Round two.
Six years old.
Yeah, we interrogated him yesterday.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brother's playing 1.5.
Yeah, the game is that that existed. I don't think countertracking. It did. No, we just
like new silent. What's your favorite iteration of counter strike? 1.6. Yeah, that's based
Actually, even like, I feel like the movement got worse and worse every single day of the game.
I agree. I feel like they patched out all the skill like jumps and stuff too. It sucks.
Especially in CSGO. It started off so strong.
I feel like Source clears all, no? Thoughts?
No.
Oh, okay.
Source is fun.
Okay, never mind. Screw that plan. Which one is that of?
Where am I? Are we going down?
One's heaven, one's heaven.
Two heaven, two heaven.
Two heaven, two heaven. One of them's game.
One's blue box?
No, no, no, it's watching you.
Right there on the streets?
One's still heaven?
One's still heaven.
Is there someone?
Um, I'm planting.
What are they? What are they doing?
I don't know.
Inside? No, no time.
Let's go! Let's go!
Want to say it?
What?
What the fuck was going on everybody?
Wait, are they?
Wait man, wait man.
We lost silent.
They're trolling?
Wait.
Yeah, silent. Great.
Silent?
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Um, so what did everyone do this week?
I went to, like, um, I'll let other people answer first.
Okay, I, um, I went to, I got somebody else to go.
Oh my god. I forgot I have this.
What did you do?
Yeah, what about you, Brony?
I got
I was there for a lot of that
One heaven
Oh, what did I do actually um I tried this new restaurant
I went to a new restaurant hello. Hello. Oh my lagging
What was it? We asked you about it. Hello? Oh my discord is lagging! Oh my god, I was wondering!
I'm nading squeaky. I mean secret.
He said by the big red box. By the big box. By the big box.
Big box, okay, which big box?
Okay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's often
I'll push out here.
Oh, he's outside by there.
Yeah, pushed.
Good job.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, there's another.
Oh, there's another.
Gun dip, gun dip.
Yeah, I had like chicken and steak.
It was like this whole thing.
It was crazy.
It was too much food, frankly, for me and my wife.
We took so much home.
I forget what it was called.
Ten yeah
Just for long screws
Did you bring any for the kids? Oh hell no
Me from the past hi danger
Yes, we can hear you
Speaks, get out! Get out of the house!
I'm getting cold!
No, my kids have mush!
Inside!
Secret, one secret
Careful, Ronny's off in the middle
He's off in your house
Yeah, applesauce
I don't think they would appreciate it
I don't think we asked about applesauce
No, I asked about like, if he brought a home food, like about a minute
They go for his kids. That's what he's talking about. I wonder what he's gonna get my message about in the past him needing to run
All nice
Hey, are we lagging in here no perfect we can maybe use this to talk
if you win this Leslie gives you 100 subs
next try
thank you
He's peeking me
I'm gonna kill a guy mini
Oh
Many many many
Nice bacon good shit one heaven
I'll have an up heaven what so many
Many dead nice. You might just
Discord bro
So what'd you guys do for the week? Oh, sorry ABC
American-born Chinese
One's ramp. I'm going to flash you through it. Ready?
I'm throwing a flashback.
Whoa, whoa.
I'm gonna flash this. I don't have flash.
I'm gonna molly.
Oh, one is in the back of a ramp.
Where do I go?
Oh, heaven. Nice.
I got a mini outside outside.
Can I get a drop?
Alright, just for tech.
Hello, test, test, test.
I think it works.
Hello?
Willie!
Hello, this is work?
We're back.
We're back.
I think we're good.
you hear this say one applesauce
hello hello one two three okay i think
we're good i think so yeah i think
that's four four all right what's the
plan do you want to try to go secret
on the outside
i'll hold a ramp out like this on the
outside
pushing ramp pushing ramp a secret like
past red box that little staircase one in
ramp
sorry sorry one in lobby i think that
Could be on our roof.
Going outside.
Nice kill, nice kill.
OK, OK, we're on our roof, potentially, like flanks.
Maybe scared.
OK, low.
In the vent, in the vent.
Two vent, two vent, two vent.
You got one. Good job. One vent.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What is this event?
I think we have.
They maybe.
Yeah top one. I'm gonna smoke heaven. Maybe. Ow. Okay I'm watching a hut or mini whatever
the. Discord. Please. Here heaven. I'm hiding.
It's down from head
Out vent
I can do wall smokes outside if someone can drop me a smoke there
I'm going down lower.
Is there no more?
Love.
Love respected.
I'm going to think I hear them.
I hear lobby.
Okay, I'll wait for you.
I hear them squeaky one squeaky.
I he's mini.
He killed that guy.
He's what?
creeping out outside maybe. Yeah if I drop them we'll go lower. Okay. Control dead. One
hopping back. Hopping back hurt hurt hurt. Oh and one secret. Oh one pushed behind secret.
Secret and that. Secret. Oh right. Nice. Nice. Opt dead that was vent. That's gotta push secret.
secret one up well I'll push him back nice girl
nice let's go we make a good team this is a winning lobby I agree somehow oh I'm
talking to silent you need to buy man against all odds what oh oh come on
week that was a dick move
Oh
To pushing ramp
Dude my discourse lagging it's pissing me off
We're gonna kill this guy with the ramp.
Yes.
He was one left alive.
Stay together, nothing bad can happen.
Come on ramps.
I got bomb, I got bomb.
I like your sweater.
I don't know why I looked at it, like I forgot I was wearing it.
Oh, that was a Jesus Christ.
We're gonna plant for ramp and double door.
Let me.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna eventually have one more.
I'm watching single door.
What are you guys watching?
Talk to each other.
I've got no idea.
I'm in observatory.
Where the hell is that?
I got in observation tower.
What is that?
What is that?
Is that a game?
I'm sorry.
Where is that?
It came out ramps.
Left side.
Where the hell?
Yeah.
You and us.
I'll have to search.
Engine tower.
Nice.
Oh my god.
What is observation talk?
Oh, look, what was I trying to say?
Wait that up. That can't be a thing.
Are you talking about, are you talking about control?
I was trying to say, uh, storage, control, control, control.
Yeah, you never talk.
Thank you.
Control, control. Sometimes in my mind I learned it as observation tower, so if anyone hears me say that, I'm talking about control.
Right, that's just such an amazing thing.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right.
All right.
Can I?
Is it too late to buy?
Yes.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
Oh my god.
I've been from...
Don't even know what the call-out is.
You got an AWP?
Yeah.
I'll pick something.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's an awful hundred of them.
Oh, they're for secret, they're for secret.
One on A site, who went squucky.
What the fuck happened? On site.
How is he there?
Good news is, they don't have the bomb.
Wait, how is he there? Oh
Wait, they don't have the bomb I don't either. Oh, he pushed through a hut
That actually makes sense thank you
I mean, I know and I mean nice
Oh no skin on this one, huh?
Okay
Take it
He knows where I am at all time
I'm in a
I'm confused. There's only one in a he's watch your heaven
Haven't had a cheating one big rod
He's too good one big you're on
Hell hell hell
That's my fault, my fault, my fault.
Completely my fault.
Uh, Juh.
Uh.
I like how to brain problem there.
Ooh, last round.
Oh.
I had a brain problem there.
All right, let's push together.
Last round, run it fast.
Push ramp, push ramp.
We get flashes out.
And then maybe we'll get one smoke
to make a thing for going squeaky every secret.
heard heard only the smoke outside wait there's a good cap there's a good call
W I'll say it flashing through
let's go lower go lower
I
One's double
One single W spray
Yeah, we'll take a yeah
Yeah, good job wait, I'm gonna lose more than I win
Thank you, I lose 400 but I won't be land. Thank you for the eight munch man. He's a
Lit should we play high guard after this
I want to give it a shot. Oh, okay
I'd like to play it for two hours
Oh sorry my discord is lagging by the way, so
Okay
We have
Job done
Can't wait to play wow, I'm so excited. Oh
What about Warcraft?
Yeah, midnight's coming out end of the month.
Never played Warcraft, actually. I think I'm too young.
Oh.
You're young.
Warcraft 3? So good.
Yeah, I'm gonna miss it.
Trolling to the right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, whoa!
This is a great team in the Emperor guys.
Oh!
T.O.
Oh!
One rage bullet.
Oh!
My game is still lagging.
I guess that gives us some time to hang out.
Oh!
Never mind.
Sorry.
I left the discord call.
Test?
Yeah, it works weeks.
There's a delay.
There's a delay I can hear you actually.
How was art studying science arts was artsy said how was art study?
I was on the outside made you passionate
What made you passionate about studying art?
Just always
Really good been good with my hands coloring arts and crafts, you know
My hands on guy. Let's see if my hands dirty your hand
Okay, my hands are dirty. Yeah
Well, hands to the world, my dirty, dirty hands.
How do I hit the fucking sign?
OK, when is this time out over?
Wow, I feel like it's going to get you.
I feel like I had to get us to do nasty things with my hands.
Oh my god.
OK, all right.
And so you really just like, what about you, Squeece?
What made you want to major in business administration?
I didn't major in business.
Elf friend.
Elf friend.
I majored in economics.
talking about my hands because I want to hear more about bacon's hams and I think it's a good money maker bacon take it away
Oh my hands have done some horrific things
It's incredible to hear but we are the terrorist timeout is over so games back
I know we saw
Oh, yeah, let's focus on the game. Let's focus on the game bacon needed a hand out
Let's focus on the game. We have 10 seconds. Yeah, yeah, got you. I got
I
Ronnie solo and ramps me young's opening cases I see
One dead outside. Oh one more up silo
Okay, I
Nice me young me too
Walk
Many many
I wonder if he's still mini.
Alright guys, don't even worry about it.
Winnable, winnable, unironically winnable.
Mmm.
Oh my.
I wonder if he's better, and you're smarter, and you're faster.
Flashbang!
Mmm.
Wait, that was a good flash.
That was a good flash.
I actually kind of found you.
Thank you.
Okay, so you're playing, dude.
That's fine.
I thought you were playing, dude.
there in the smoke good job yeah that's on way she baited him into the smoke and
and then just spray it in the air.
Oh my god.
Oh, yes.
See, a lot of people are questioning your smoke.
It might be the go.
Nobody in this profession do.
Nobody question me.
I'm sorry.
You believe in your own vision.
You tried to use my smoke.
There's a bait all along.
I'm mopping.
I'm mopping.
I'm mopping.
I'm at the why doesn't anybody ever say I'm in for a morning here wait that sounded weird
when you said it fair enough fair enough
I have to restart my game nothing ramps yet
ooh I'm holding I might push out Lobby hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
We'll make it one minute secret we got bomb down the hurry hurry hurry hurry
Okay
The last guy
I mean it's just too easy for us
I
Why wasn't it like this last time can I get a drop hard? Yeah, thank you. Oh
Shroud nine everyone's just walked in today a lot I guess so
All right, I'll solo ramps no worries actually
I
Bomb down hey bomb down lobby or a hot
The bomb
Oh
He's on T roof
Free low, free low, free low, free low, free low.
Free low!
Oh great, he's gonna get reported again.
No!
Again, again, again, again!
See, we don't make fears, we don't make fears.
You should have a profile picture.
Yeah, probably.
No, no, just make it people think you're a real person.
I mean, like, I'll join your lobby.
I'm not a real person.
Okay.
What are you missing?
Wait, where's silent?
dance day on where silent let me know what you can queue it up oh yeah go
ahead good no no yeah good go go go are we still is there any delay like silly
no okay no I think it's good guys you want to know why I think we won by so
many points. We did so much team
body. We did something going on.
Yeah, I felt it too. We would
always talk building our team
chemistry.
I think it was all a hand. Oh,
oh, I want to trade up. That's it.
She's trading up.
Come on.
Hi, trade up.
During game.
Yeah, you can.
Don't you think that's crazy that they let you do that during a game?
Let's roll.
I was pretty crazy.
I just went gambling.
Yeah.
The catering's the game.
It's smart.
And now you.
Trade up, trade up.
I do want to trade up.
have so many things to trade up so many things wow they found new they saw that
were superstars
oh my ass fucking harboring back to the bathroom with my hands down oh my god
wait no I lost my phone I looked it outside are one of you from Hydra
Oh
That's silent is that one of us. Oh that is yet than that
That's literally the goat silent
You guys sound like the bad guys
We are the bad guys
Mmm, it's been amazing
No text messages
Fuck my stupid shut life
literally not even fucking CNN I'm back
what wait did you guys notice I was like
update that's all we get no we did we did
we felt you're back on yeah I think this
was no pressure oh but if we win this
wait
This one sucks, bro.
Whoa, whoa, we'll just win real fast.
Just a quick win.
I'm going A.
And then I think me and Mia have to go.
Will you kick my dog in Central Park yesterday?
Yeah, it was a Chihuahua, though.
More hobbies?
We have.
Yeah, we're going to an arcade.
Why?
Oh, that's cool.
Big, uh, we're going to go after that more.
Yeah.
You have an arcade at home at your computer.
What?
It's beyond.
I know, I know, it's, oh my god, you're the goat.
Dude, wait, you're happy.
Right, right, right.
You're mine.
Oh, right.
No, why are you?
Silent, we should game more together.
You left the call right after the test.
No, nobody.
Silent, Silent, we should game more together.
Yeah.
No.
I got a slime slump in my face.
Hey, son, hello?
Yo, welcome back.
Try again, try again, try again, try again, try again.
Yeah, this is like, you know what I'm saying?
Try again, try again, try again, try again, try again.
Oh, hey, um, um...
Oh, son, we should game more together.
Yes, I'm down. Wait, did you...
Oh, wait, did I not respond to you?
Yeah, it's fine. It's like three times, but it's okay.
Hey, hey, hey.
That's the walker.
One was, was there anyone else?
I got it.
I got it.
Wait, time to message me saying why is she wanting to game with me?
She freaking sucks.
I swear to god.
You're asking me why you want Tetris.
I see you said which coast.
You got the guy.
You want me to hit you?
You're lucky.
Oh, that was my bad.
That was actually my bad.
That was my bad because
I'm like not plugged in I'm eating Brussels sprouts
Did you hear that?
one shot man.
One share.
I need my mid.
He's quiet.
I'm making a thing.
I'm being very sneaky.
There's three men. One is still in there.
One house. I think they're gonna crunch A. I think they're splitting A.
Nice shot.
She's watching over for you.
Oh, it's being a holy shit. It's fucking D.
I got some cheeky little devil.
Black guy's still there. Get on the bomb, I'll cover you.
Oh, God.
There, there, there, out of there, out of there.
R.I.P.
TNTNT.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
That's so sad.
I was so close.
It was.
Yeah, I go around, go around.
I'm going B.
I'm going B as well.
I play on a high shot.
I'm going to go in.
Yeah, I'm on my way too.
They smoke off main.
They smoke main.
And main is in.
Oh, he already missed me.
Smoke.
He's on a flashbang.
I'm faking.
Thank you.
You're trying.
I'm off the last one.
One's not mad with an AWP.
Sorry, you're on my A.K.?
I'm hurt.
Oh, I went out.
Who?
One palace, one palace.
Are they probably in D?
One palace, one unknown.
Hey ramp, dude.
Oh, look past.
Nice!
Weeks, I understand the ego now. I get it. I have no ego
Yeah, right, sorry, I meant like if you had one he doesn't have any go
Yes, dude, I was waiting for you to ask me we could go all the way to the major finals, bro you and me I
Actually
Well leave it I
Hear it in your voice. You're so ecstatic. Oh
No, no, I want to wait
Oh, sorry, he's not gonna know.
Oh, damn.
They smoked up on him.
One top mid.
Two mid, two mid.
What's going on?
Sorry, what's he doing?
They flash window.
I have a dead flank coming.
I'm going through this spot right now.
Oh, one underpass too.
One flank incoming.
One flank.
I
One more
Get a bacon
Last guy underpass. Oh
That's my connector connector. Holy shit
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Hi.
2000.
Um, he's, what is that, CT?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, where do I go?
Am I supposed to look for him?
The killer's ass.
Oh, leave me and TNT and TNT.
Don't pet shot like that.
Yeah, see when I die to that kind of.
I just want you to see me.
Me too.
Okay.
Are you guys all right?
The other team's names were slurs.
I'm broke.
Oh, I'm hopping.
Double up? Let's fucking down.
Ah.
I'll option T.
This is where our real chemistry is gonna get-
Double up.
They flash B. One flash B.
But they haven't pushed.
Naded cat?
Oh, one up, one up connected, one up connected.
Connector?
One palace.
Palace, dinged.
One's connected. He was looking at Kat. One palace.
They're on it. They're on it. Oh, I fucking screwed up.
Oh, right. We got it at the same time.
Well, that's right, that's that.
We ride together, we die together, we die together, that's what they say.
Always a, always a.
They're brief.
I'm saving.
Edward broke.
Hmm.
Okay, save.
I'm down to save.
Make sure you can buy next round.
Ah, actually, fuck it, let's force.
We're in a double, aren't we?
Fuck it.
No, no, don't waste my life.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Okay
Fucks it up again
They are
Oh, A ramp!
Is there one chair?
Oh my gosh.
One chair?
Aw, I'm almost back there.
We're out A!
And we're off E.
Pulling smokes.
Yeah, still chair.
Why don't we hide?
Fuck my stupid jungle's life.
Okay.
Do you want me to bait you, or should I run out and like, make a distraction?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hahaha.
Actually, I'll leave out one of them.
Let's get this stuff.
What about flash? Okay.
I bomb.
Flash to A side.
Flash to mid, sorry.
You're gonna be fine.
They blast me!
They lost me, man.
Connection.
One was a think connector.
Oh, that's so sad.
No.
All good.
That was actually my bad because I flashed you,
probably disorient to you.
And then I know that.
I was going to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's actually like, no, actually, it was me.
It's a pretty advanced flash.
So I'm going to take credit for it.
But if it was you, you wouldn't get it, you wouldn't get it.
It's like I bounce it off the cat wall.
It flies backwards.
What's your record today?
I'm undefeated because you're here.
Smile.
One ramps.
I'm under.
OK.
He's there.
Nothing.
Oh, I see your callous.
Yeah, yeah
I'm playing today
No, fuck when I'm back in the palace went back in
Not weird
That was really weird. It's all good though
Let we're gonna win this by the way. I'm not kidding. I have an idea or buying. I feel it. Yeah
Let's save we'll have a better buy
Pushman pushman pushman, and then I'm gonna watch over a for you guys, and then you're gonna
Go that way and then they're gonna be blind you're gonna be better than them and they're gonna get them
I
Got it
I'm gonna hide here
Yeah just in height I'm hiding.
Hiding, hiding, hiding, hiding, hiding, hiding.
what do you know?
God have a good shit day!
How the hell!
That was threecombs, threecombs!
okay I got em out.
Is that how you want it?
I'm working on my coms.
Wait, where'd the off go when I dropped it?
We are.
Thanks, Coco.
I'm gonna lose.
Thank you for the 45 months.
I thought you were sending it at third one.
Yes, all off.
You're ready to come.
I'm working on my coms.
Throwing smoke.
Flashbang.
Oh, it's indeed.
I'll be the first to say it.
Flashbang.
They're nading cat.
I've polished.
I hear cat. I hear cat.
They smoke stairs.
What a connector.
two connector, two up connector
two con
they're in A
one thing
one stairs
terrorists win
And how did he know I was bad?
They just peeked things so confidently.
What was that?
I'm calling bullshit, actually.
I'm fucking calling bullshit.
Yeah, let him know.
It went right forward, Bacon.
A4.
Why was he holding that?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What do you think about this game?
I'm holding shift, bro.
Oh, wait, it's clean. I like this.
I didn't even scope my up.
It's a lazer.
Sorry.
Okay.
That one's you.
They heard you do the jump, brother.
I beat them there with the front spawn.
That's why I jumped.
I mean, maybe you're right actually.
I'm not sure.
right now. He's in the box mid.
Let's do mid. Let's do mid. Let's do mid.
I'm on a flank Garoni.
You think they're going underpass?
One's here. One HP here.
Bonnie is playing with the food. Yeah, I'm gonna need him
I need to learn how to make sure I
Look at them bang headshot. I shot squeaks up crazy. Yeah, I was watching you
he actually hit an insane shot on you. They've been doing that every time. Are you getting
off? No, I'm not! It's just, it's one shot me with any gun. It's insane.
I'm here.
Flash by.
Careful, baby.
Okay, yeah.
I'm here.
Copy.
Yeah, I'll be happy.
I
You guys believe in miracles
Wait, I said good have these guys have slurs in their name. Oh, no, I'm being polite I fucked up
I
Just want to go I got a window smoke
Look, let's go beat
Pop out never mind. I hate you, but you told there you go. There we go
Disavowed
I'm sorry sorry I'm late.
I'm doing doing doing.
Upcat.
I'm cat.
What a shot dude.
Gee wow.
Thank you for the prime.
One more cat, one more cat.
Ah damn.
You're not going to help.
Also, you kind of think about the breath of people that go to hell.
Everyone's going to hell.
Like seven people in the world are going to heaven.
Hell might be a party.
It me.
I'll be in heaven.
It me.
You're going to go to heaven?
I don't know.
Brownie ain't going to heaven.
Wait.
I'm not going to go to hell with anything.
Wait?
What's that laugh?
What the hell?
What's your hearty laugh?
Like Fanta.
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay.
I won't see you there.
Whoa, you're right.
Me and literally the most fun people on the planet will be in hell. Also the worst.
Oh.
It's hell.
I'm going back. I'm going back.
One's on balcony. One's on balcony. My god.
I'm coming.
And the anti. I don't want to run.
Okay. Not all.
I'm going back. I'm going back.
I'll smoke window.
Oh, you're so much better than him.
What the hell, Johnny?
it's actually too goofy now explain that explain that watch away it's too
goofy we're getting goofy mode we're going goofy
What's chat on today?
Two percent.
Nice.
Put my kit.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
You're on there.
I see it.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Oh, I knew.
Wait, chat's being weird.
Logs, scan the chat for weirdos.
Out.
I'm not scared.
Where'd my gun go?
I'm not scared.
There it is.
not scared. Where'd my gun go? Scan. Mods, take some charters out to the back and
freaking kill him
That was on purpose
Zonim zone destroy them
He's funny if they mention a former scary ruin them
See who's there
Wait, he knows.
What?
Damn.
Damn.
Oh, nice try.
And he knew.
He knew, he knew.
Lucky guess from him.
Lucky guess.
I'm confused.
Counter-tourist.
Bounce.
Null.
Triggered.
Oh, nevermind.
Okay.
Okay, okay. What do we do?
What do we do?
Do we buy? We buy, right?
Yeah, we buy. We buy. Let's go.
I'm going to smoke to get.
This week's have mods. I do but they work silently
Why not feeling too good guys we're winning this
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're actually gonna win.
Flam, their names are slurs and they're cheating.
He promised me. Yeah, they're just getting lucky.
Their hacks are on, let's be honest, we don't want them to be able to say it.
They're wall hacking and now they're on, yeah, they're obviously wall hacking,
but they're on a fucking recharge. It's pretty obvious.
Oh
We're mid might have the bomb it'll
When drop mid
Guys gulp, I'm out B
One guy is on this news I
I think I have the flank of a century here yes you live in it don't expect you
wait one top mid top mid and one bottom mid
I
Wait if we lose racism wins, that's not the statement I want to send out
All right before our final round potentially, okay, let's give a speech
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, yeah
We freaking got this all right let's let's trade frag let's kill each let's kill the other team flash for each other
It's on three who ah, okay?
One two three
Let me flash this over I'm flashing okay everyone three two
I'm bringing bomb B. I think yeah, we're bringing bomb B. Yeah
You call, you call.
Wait, nice, nice.
We excited to have one.
It's, it's a loan.
I'm not going to clear it.
Whatever.
Oh, OK.
Oh, great.
I'm not going to clear it, you feel good about that.
I fucked up, I fucked up.
You know it wasn't your fault entirely.
Whoa!
Can we talk about the highest headshot percentage from me?
I'm at 100%.
W, W, W, W, W.
Okay, six kills, six kills.
What a hundred percent.
Which of those six never missed a head.
But those six kills were real nice.
Pretty nice, huh?
Frick, that was fun.
I would play like three more games if I wasn't going to arcade.
No!
Dude, I know.
That's not a game.
Frick.
No!
You didn't say that was LG though, right?
Huh?
You always have to call LG.
You do have to call LG.
You didn't call LG, so we have to do one more.
I'm not sure if they're there.
So we do.
One more.
Godfriend behavior.
Cue it up. Cue it up. Cue it up. Call LG.
BFB.
Well, we're supposed to be like, you know, like meeting at 630.
An arcade? Like what are we doing?
No one will fix you out. Just say something came up and you're going to be 30 minutes late.
Mia, what did we do?
It's an even chat. Can't you just ask him?
Hey, what do you miss? You are the arcade.
We play 1LG and we'll go a little late.
Is that cooler?
It's cooler.
He's typing. He's saying, what the fuck, bro?
Serious.
We're bad friends.
OK, frick, fine.
Oh, he says it's OK. He says it's OK.
Where? Where?
Let's queue it up.
Queue it up. Queue it up.
Where did he say it?
I don't see it.
He's trying.
Oh, he did say it.
I see it.
Where? Where?
Who's chat? Who's chat?
Who's freaking chat? Oh
It was in your chat
your chat
W. A. Boy boy cute up
Wait a minute that might be
Let's go keep it up. Let's freaking go. Don't be way
That's a way before yeah
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm just saying, if you had put it up, we would have been already on the server.
It would have already been done, play.
The best time to queue was five minutes ago.
Wait, read your cards.
The second best is right now.
He's there, he's there, he's there.
Wait, you look ready to go.
You can probably play one more.
Okay, perfect.
That's actually him.
I missed it, I'm saying can you join Discord calls?
Please ask a question.
Dude, that was mine.
And then you were gonna have to do the WA, WA.
W. A. W. A.
They say one last game. That's it.
This is L. G. W. A. W. A.
By the way, um, everyone commend ABC in game
so we can up that trust factor.
Oh, yeah, true.
It doesn't work when you play with them, right?
No, you can. You can.
You just have to be in game.
I see it because I think those guys were cheating.
I'll say it.
Oh, 100 percent. They were walling like.
Yeah, but that's success.
And that's success for us makes me sad
This is like asking your parents one more hour PC time
When you guys are going out, do you have a little PC time? Oh hell yeah, how much Neil Pettie? I did too
Yeah, I feel like yeah, I've 30 minutes a day
30 that's it
Now look at me
I'd play like gun bound and guns and who guns how your hands dude wait
I wasn't good at it, but I got invited to the beta. Do you play guns? Yeah, I did. I heard they're re-releasing it
Yeah, dude sign up for the early access. I can we should play it
Hell yeah, I'm down. Fuck my hands. I don't need more. I don't know. You're invited
You can just self-invite I guess if that's you want no that that's actually like low EQ to me to do. Sorry
Yeah, I'll DM you I'll DM you. You'll jam me. Can I come to the guns?
Yeah, you can play of course. Oh
Pop pop pop pop. What's low?
Dude, this guy loves new let's roll
What's happening today?
Oh, they like Maraj Banett after.
Wait, is that us?
Are we red?
Are they red?
Red is bad.
Red is bad.
Low, can you win Lee?
They're not low key.
Genuinely.
Wait, I like that.
Low, can you and Lee or Lucas are best map?
Sorry, what did you just say?
Low, can you?
Loving low key and genuinely.
Wait, you don't know.
I get it. I know I mean we can go just to though. We just played in my eyes. So yeah, let's take it in dust
Let's take in dust. Thanks guys
low can you and Lee?
That is trending folks get it trending
Okay, we get old clogging Leslie trending as well over at it
I don't like this narrative of me being like old clogging Leslie like first of all
I don't even know where it's coming from.
It is.
You clogged things up.
It's not a bad story.
I'm gonna serve you in five, four.
Do you have that power?
Yeah, I absolutely do.
Can I have admin to this?
I do, right?
I don't know.
You can say no, I can read a room.
That's what you're gonna see.
Can you read a room?
Yeah, I have a high EQ score.
That's a low EQ score.
I would appreciate a boat from the...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you
I don't know how to commend somebody I'm not gonna lie. Oh, there we go
Thank you. Oh my god. I got you. I got you
Let's go out long I've a flash in a smoke for you. I'll flash you out
do there
blinded blinded blinded play i'm gonna smoke the cross
smoke the cross your car gonna pop soon
one left side in the smoke one on site think one more site one more site
brawny brawny you're insane one site and then one more site one site one
I
Marani
What I'm not cheating
One spawn I'm gonna go lower
Roger
I'm gonna smoke Xbox
I think what's fishing good?
What's fishing lower, lower, lower, lower, lower?
I had to
Nice, nice
They forced me, and I fucked up my smoke
I quick switched because my fucking fingers
slipped
Because of the stupid Brussels grass
That's right
I need to ban somebody who wants to be banned
Eat your eyes
I just have a pee gun!
Who wants to be a sacrificial sacrifice?
Oh, she's not nice.
How'd they know you were there?
That's my fault, dude.
I just threw so bad.
I feel so fucking stupid.
Let's force, let's force.
We're in double anyway.
Force.
I'm going to go lower again, I'm going to, I don't know, I'm falling out of my heart.
I'm going to actually smoke that, I'm actually falling.
I'm going to door again, door again.
One's in tunnels.
One upper tunnels.
fuck it, see you later fellas
one in B
I think that's a pretty tricky actually
good, good, good
ok, one step please say this, mucked cat
I'm not going long
let me try to need to say it
Oh, sorry, did I put one up on the elevator drop CT one site one site one site one CT
Nice CT dead to you. Yeah, he was a while ago. So be so be
I missed the smoke.
We did it.
I can smoke mid.
We did it.
I'm gonna smoke mid.
Go up, Kat.
I'll flash you up as well.
Okay.
So we're going mid together?
Yeah, but just wait for my smoke to pop.
Yep
Okay, what's going on here?
Three crossed, three crossed, three crossed
Wait, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill
Ready? Ready to go, cat?
Flash in the corner
Oh, oh, um, alright
They flashed us, that was them, brother
Yeah, I'm gonna molly some
Hey, what's going on?
it's a long career yeah bomb bacon can you plant for cat yeah long I did long
I'm gonna run out long. Can someone flash me I'll drop a flash here. Yes, I'll flash you
I'm she did she did admit she's gonna flash you wait is that I'm sprinted
I'm gonna flash for you. I'm gonna flash for you.
I'm blind, I'm blind.
I'm blind, I'm blind.
Oh, fuck, I messed it up.
I can't see.
I got a long clear.
Here, there.
Oooh.
We're not flashed by them.
We're already out.
Wait, they flashed me again, guys.
That one was...
I'm gonna need flash, I'm blind.
I'm on the back side, nice.
I'm on HP.
I'm on Molly site.
I'm on Goose.
I'm on Lee's fucking cross.
Lee's got me called.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
CT.
Press.
I'm actually gonna push through this smoke.
Oh, flink flink.
I
Do you think that when you're just calming it's like, you know, it's always helpful
So I noticed that when I play I don't calm because I get too stressed
But I'm working on staying calm and then
Yeah, because staying calm and calming
I
Say calm and calm
Can I get a smoke?
What are you gonna smoke?
Double doors the oh window. Oh
We don't want those folks do we if we're taking be it's a smart smoke
But if just to smoke it like early, we don't know is it, you know, it's okay. Let's do it. You could know smoke it
I'll try to do that.
Okay, do you prefer window or do you prefer double doors?
Window. I'm sorry, doors, doors, doors.
I'll give you another smoke brownie here.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get both.
I'm gonna flash you on Squeaks.
I'm not gonna mess that one up.
We're mowing off.
Ah, shit.
It's like I'm gonna cheat.
They're all gonna go B.
Oh my god.
I'm getting close to it.
Oh my god.
Did you ever find it so easy that it becomes hard?
I will buy a smoke for the molly to throw, perfect.
Huge W.
Don Scriote.
Go Octavius!
You are Tavius!
Thank you for the bomb!
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh!
I'm gonna smoke out.
Right, this is one spot!
Two of them.
Two there.
They kind of stacked it.
Great round.
I think they knew we were going there, guys.
Yeah.
Maybe we must've made noise or something.
Yeah.
All good.
Dude, but I didn't expect that two times in a row, right?
I mean, it's a good thing I got.
Dude, can you imagine?
Biggie, they've been 74 months!
74 months, goddamn, W.
I did four, thanks for the prize.
I think going Catwalk is, these guys, this is really good.
Yeah, I just don't like it.
We don't have a mission.
I can smoke.
Oh, he's got it.
I can count.
Too long.
A bacon, can I have one of your flashes?
Yeah.
One flash.
They're so too long.
I'm mid.
Let me flash out.
I can flash out, go ahead.
There you go.
Got one cow.
Oh, one blinking.
Like spawn?
Oh
D&T
Thank you
You gotta fight to be the face of the league brawny this is your chance
Hey, can you guys go lower B go lower B and then I'm gonna watch you as I make okay, okay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the rest of the
Let's go, let's go!
Did I play too long again?
Let's go, let's go
Nice, nice, nice
One spawn, one tear spawn
and spot
hopping on site, hopping on site
where are we shooting?
off site, off site
just one, just off site
they just trade me
group up
he was under window
why is air spawned?
in that mid-door
it's down, nice
super light
unbelievable light
nice
one tunnel is on me, he's low enough pretty sure
oh my god that was pretty clean your reflexes are insane for like i shouldn't have just
Don't.
For how long?
Don't finish the sentence.
They are insane, period.
Don't finish the sentence.
They're insane, period.
That's not what you said at first.
They're insane, period.
That's the other stuff I meant.
I'm smoking the.
What were you really going to say?
For my age.
For my advanced age.
Nice pick.
Nice pick.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I'm going to scout cross.
I'm going to scout cross.
I'm cheating.
Nice pick.
I'm not shooting.
Is that them?
Where am I?
What?
I got Kemosaki smoke.
You guys want to take this or do you want to go back? I say we go back. He's part
Me me me
We need to go up together and just train this last guy then
I
Sorry for raising my voice so he wasn't panicking at all
You were panicking, but that's okay. You had reason to panic sorry about the mall. I'll smoke mid again
Yeah, I think so the subs today. Let me know why I missed it by the way
I'm dialed the fucking dialed in
I don't want to know
What?
He got lucky
You should have hit that
Which cat it's worth mentioning you shot first
I'm holding your long, I'm holding your head except...
Nice.
One be down, one be down.
That was lower?
I'm gonna flash it.
Oh, that's high.
Long, long.
That's crazy.
One thing went long.
I'm going all the way to T spawn to you there's someone here
I think pop outside that's right pop was default
I'm going to go.
And the.
And the.
And the.
She's insane for giving us money on Tuesdays I am.
True.
Oh.
Well.
Oh.
All of life is timing.
Oh, I can drop one.
Let me drop.
I'll take it.
Damn you.
Where should I go past the cat this time?
Is that mad?
The last cat that's already in my bag.
I'll take it.
Damn you.
Where should I go past the cat this time?
Is that mad?
The last cat that's already in my bag.
They flashed off and spotted him.
One's going through that.
I'm a rev, rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev.
He's in the stairs.
Nice.
Plenty for cap, plenty for cap.
Oh one long. Long long long long long. Last guy long.
Yeah, that's a good one.
You're gonna pop flash.
Wimby's crazy.
Good job!
Good job!
The star!
Wimby, we have bacon.
I thought that I was gonna be climbing the guy.
I was salivating.
You're gonna sit on the bench this time.
Get me off the bench.
check corners what I hope it's it's gonna be six seven no matter what happens
this round remember
They're flashing long only fly I can't see one flash on me. They haven't pushed
One top mid one more mid
Well, huh?
Nice, Trader.
You use it much?
Nice, round.
Good shit.
Six, seven.
So are we buying up?
Well, I guess it's seven, six.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I didn't want to say it because you seem so happy.
Yeah, six, but I don't want to ruin anything up your young,
you know?
I'm falling botch
One suicide
He's gone my ass come in
I mean
Come in
Upper bid, upper bid
I'm in bid
I'm in bid
Upper bid
Upper bib
Dead
Dead
But I'm in
two tunnels I think oh they're gonna go lower than what the fuck lower lower lower
We can't I think really I don't know it's he's somewhere on the map
We're bomb we do we do
What the hell e
Nice job great round everyone nice job and great round everyone
I got the insta long smoke
Insta if I'm gonna can someone who comes with me, can you Molly dumpster?
Yes, thank you guys know that window smokes like directly from a rush spawn
Last guy in there.
I'm scared.
I mean, bad investments, I guess.
Hey, Ronny, Ronny, can I get a...
I'm really getting a feeling like Bonnie, huh?
Damn. Well, I'll just follow you guys then.
Yeah, yeah, take your gun, take your gun.
Take your gun, leave it to me.
Hey, watch your day.
Okay, I'm on the lead.
Yeah, watch your long.
She spawned
One more med palm tree up cat one and one top mid
Bomb down cat you guys have bomb what a shot okay bacon's good
Did you play Valorant?
He's got a McCampus.
Oh!
He's left, huh?
He got caught.
See, this is the smart play.
I guess I should start walking soon.
This is actually the fucking smart play.
I just had pad tie. I'm allergic dude!
I
Good play good shots mid to what the fuck I was insane
Can I get a drop actually just drop a silent I'll buy
Okay, yeah, Ronnie you're just gonna have to make some better investments. I don't know what to say
I guess
It's a sad
Up cat up cat
Yeah, okay, I bomb it
Ronnie you saved me you actually saved by killing that guy. Yes. Yes. It was sick
Really I'm gonna do instant smoke long don't be a loser by a diffuser
I will always buy a diffuse kit. I've seen it what happens when I am
We got four
Once cap
two cap one's made going on
they're going to be
yeah up cat yeah up cat actually
oh they're up they're up
they're up cat
yeah I should have killed that second guy
Yeah.
Ooh.
Uh, he's three.
At
and T. Really good headshot. What's up,
Kat? You actually have really good headmuffs. Wow.
That's like, once you get confidence, you're gonna get
So I should just run in. Yeah, you should run it down. Your aim was nice, you would have had them.
Oh my god. Wow. It's true. It's true.
Incendiary out.
uh oh. Flash is B. Flash by.
I'm going to shoot out. Not even. Uh maybe two. I don't know.
Yeah, I'm going to reset it.
I don't know.
I'm not going to, there's one tree.
Wait, he's aware.
I messed up my sprung.
Nice try, nice try.
Andy.
Okay.
Me first?
Your board is out?
I'd like 32 inch something but I play it 27 inch like I make it small
They're offering something you hunted
Okay, I'll be
I'm just trying to get guns.
Lower ton is dead, nice.
Two upper tons.
They push.
No, nice.
Oh, my.
Ntnt.
Okay, that's that the last two rounds were gun diffs for me.
I won't lie.
What was holding B with the pistol?
If they try to do that again, it's just not going to happen.
No, I regret buying this monitor.
Oh, 240 Hertz. Sorry. Whatever the highest rates you can get is
But make sure your computer is good enough to run 240 Hertz
Fuck
I'm not when I can't break under the frame.
One's top mid.
Oh, nice try.
No, you're not.
Never say that.
I'm gonna get the die.
Ah, fuck.
Fuck, what do we do?
I recognize this healing.
Frickin' Frick.
Oh, no, no, we're in the win.
Do we save and play for the over time?
Yeah
Nice kill. Holy shit. I'm gonna get that off. You can check we'll get it. Yeah. I got a cross.
Oh, one top first. He's going on X-Box.
Nah, these guys are freaking insane. I'm not gonna lie. I've played these last couple rounds and this is so hard.
Thank you. Did you see that?
I
Went so fast
Wait, you're playing next round we have space I'm playing this one. Yeah, no, whoa, no
I got it
I
One mid I threw
Suicide
One was out be
I
Very
Fuck
I
Freaking hate losing it makes me mad. I
Get okay, then let's make one more. You can't end on a loss
No
Like what a what a horrible feeling wait aves and chat he just said cue one more up. I'm running late
No, he didn't he didn't he didn't he shouldn't on God. He said that
Man, you know, don't you hate doing like being a loser
I do you know we are let's go. Let's go
No, we can't we have our legs. Let's freaking go. Let's freaking go one more everyone's cheering one more
I'm gonna go to the arcade mad and take it out on your phone. Oh, yeah, that's horrible Ronnie. Why would you do that?
I'm going okay great freaking games. That was so fun
But I really really was fun. It's okay. We'll come back and we'll play
This can't be my real match history. I'm on them. I've got a red red carpet. This can't be real. I
Think that's fake wait what?
I lost so much. Yeah, we won one
Yeah, we won yeah, we won one and lost two I think it's delayed okay
Okay, well, good luck with the games, enjoy, feel for us, and that's it.
GG's.
Wait, how many people are leaving?
Good games.
I'm leaving.
I think just me and me.
I'm baking.
Are you guys away, right?
Wait, let's go.
Let's go on.
Wait, you're down to go on your main?
Yeah.
Turn up for an emergency though.
I wouldn't be able to kill a big canon.
Oh, wait, we can't.
Oh, wait, we can't.
Wait, guys.
Hey, guys, what do you mean?
Wait, Aiden's free at seven.
What time is it?
Oh, that's not that.
645.
We get three separate.
Yeah, we can three stack.
I mean, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's not here.
Three stack. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, wait.
What time is it? OK.
Oh, yeah, wait.
Well, we'll play one.
Fifteen minutes.
It's not that you can get one over in 15 minutes.
Yeah, I can play a little VM or something.
OK. Yeah, I don't know.
OK, bye.
There's five brown in.
I don't know, Flum has like a real man in here.
Yeah, he's a, yeah, he's been rigging.
Oh, we'll be in those games in the game, don't worry.
Dude, thank you for saying that.
I actually believe.
If we play every day and get incrementally better, it's inevitable, no?
Yes.
My chatter, no crash, everybody.
Oh, and we're back.
I have to go to the bathroom, burp, good coms.
I accepted. I accepted. I swear I accepted. I really misclicked or something. Oh, that's
so sad. I didn't even get to go to the bathroom. Okay, that was going to be a loss. Okay, I'll
I'll be right back, I have to go.
I got it, I got it.
Let's roll.
Pee everywhere.
I'm back
What map do you guys want? Oh welcome back
I fucking love new
Yeah, and they don't fuck with new because those could be huge for us
Oh fuck
Yeah, I fucking hate this map
This is my least favorite map
It really sucks. It's first on attack. I just don't get banana.
Wait, Bacon, do you play a lot of Valorant?
Yeah, that's my main game.
Oh, shit.
This is my first time getting into CS.
Which one do you like better?
I like different parts. I like the movement in Valorant better, I think. It's just easier.
Yeah, it's just so much easier. But I like the gunplay in the CS player.
Valorant actually feels like consistent or smooth when you move around.
Yeah.
It's so wonky MCS now compared to before
Terminal velocity a
Boundary is so low. So you just hit your max speed like in two seconds
That's why I like countershock. Yeah, like at least some momentum. Yeah, it is very good
Oh, you like the complexity. Oh, yeah, but it also can be just like I interpreted as bad
I
Using you tell banana
Falling back I'm holding coffee up close banana
Yeah, I can boost you if you want oh in sight
One place to check.
Oh no, our teammates are new.
No way.
I'll play.
Wade, make sure you guys are free tomorrow. We're gonna have a 10 man.
Mmm, I'm down.
I also think it's so much easier to play Valorant casually than it is to us.
Oh yeah, you're actually on a percent right.
It's just easier, mechanically this game is so much harder.
steps
they coming up
yeah
yeah steps
I'm leaving you orange.
Two there, one's coming.
Ooh, next round.
I think one on site.
That is an AK boiler, you wanna save that?
What?
What
You have an enjoyer
Is it okay to try to fight?
I'm gonna do a salad
Okay, damn, now what he's gonna be the team bank
Kills mad
Demby's having so good
Yeah, that's a bit and they nerf the MP9
You good
Sanctuary!
I'm gonna fire
One halls
One halls!
Dead!
One window, one mid, mid, mid
I'll say kill me mid
Deploying flashback
I think they made a window I didn't even mean to kill the second guy you just fell into
my lap. Deadlock is good now. It's so fucking fun.
Oh
Not on your own
On the smoke, P.
I got one.
Another one.
Raise it.
Nading the smoke.
Stop mid.
Two.
We're married!
Please you're so brave for shooting that hairline heart
First time chatter at not nice based protect that chatter with their life mods. We just clean this place up
Clean it up clean it up
Thank you for the tier one.
Wow.
That's my son.
He's got shit in his mic.
He's like happy to do me.
Oh, he's knifing me.
I'm gonna push him off.
I'm gonna push him off.
Oh, what? This guy just hit the shot of his life.
That was crazy.
You guys have to watch this show, traders.
of
the
fact that I do something wrong, I don't know if he is etiquette, what's going on?
No, he's just, he's just grooving.
Okay.
I don't even think he's cheating.
Is he?
Mb7?
I don't know.
This guy's starting to kick.
He's using Mb7.
I don't know.
We should kick this guy.
Let's counter-kick.
Honestly, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Honestly, I'm down. Can we start a knife though?
If the team kills again, we'll kill him.
I mean, he's gonna get kicked if he kills again.
Oh yeah, true.
Yeah.
Through the green!
Oh!
Oh!
He got me.
Oh!
I
Got me full-blind. Wow. Yeah, that guy had an insane shot on me, too
It's like a weird-ass game
Yeah, I don't get it.
Low trust factor game.
CUNTER TERRORISTS!
It's an LTF game for sure.
I'm commending you again. Commended.
Oh yeah, true.
You're welcome. You're welcome, bro. I got you.
Yo, purple.
His friend, his teacher, his good leader.
Which do you prefer?
I check all three.
Oh, you can check all three.
So he's slurred!
He just fucking ulted.
Christ!
By the way Chad, I disavowed.
I felt that thing is a long time ago.
I disavowed.
He hates me.
Oh no, banana.
Banana.
Oh, he's in the Molly
Swag
I'll be honest this guy did stop playing like this
seems like he's pretty
he's also going to buy the extra utility which I've never seen him do true
Oh
Two stairs
I
Do me I wasn't even time it was just bad
I'm just a some straight ass
Wait run boost me
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
I'm playing with um silent and bacon
They're just hiding in spawn.
Go in D.
I think they're just pushing them.
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
I mean, I hope they can be up mid.
I'm down mid.
I'm holding halls.
I'm in mid.
Oh my gosh, two halls.
Two window, two window.
They're going back to halls.
All right.
Last one.
One of them is low.
I don't want to lock it in.
I just see him.
I don't know. It's a weird game. It is a weird game. This feels like a trust factor game.
You know, knock a lot.
This is where I click everyone's profile
and see how many hours, what batch is.
Oh!
Squeeze, I think we deserve a cursor to L
when I get the chance.
I should write someone's name down.
I think they're L.
One on the left.
They are out.
Extentory out.
Flash the button.
Nena.
Smoke.
Extentory.
Extentory.
Extentory.
Extentory.
Throwing grenade.
Throwing grenade.
I'm not mad.
One on the left.
One of holes inside
That's guy Halls going all mid
What a rush huh what a freaking rush my heart is just pounding
One bullet
If forcing can go pro and yes
Wait if I stand in this guy's Molly, will he get auto-kicks? Yes. Yes
Thank you
I
Muted him so I can't hear if he's flaring
I'm gonna drop him a Molly
I did he has one
I'm gonna Molly
I'm dead.
Fuck.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm tonight.
I could watch your flank.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
No, no, no, no, no.
No!
No!
I
Think at least you don't freak out they tell you what I need to drop them. I'm all right
He keeps throwing it back. He threw it back. He's changed.
I think it's coming. Yeah. Yo, could you Molly B? Molly banana?
One more banana.
Oh
If I'm new him he can't hear me
I thought only I can't hear
That's a really was on me
Oh, thank you. This guy's probably not going to buy a mine for the rest of the game now.
He's got one.
I have an idea though.
Fuck!
Fuck!
What's the food?
I'm eating a salad.
I guess I'm in my, um...
I'm in my glow-up era again, sadly.
But I have, um...
hash browns.
I have hash browns.
That for breakfast.
I tell you, we kill them all.
Good half.
Where do you guys want to go?
I'm not muting what he says.
Go purple.
Purple, where are we going?
Lead the way, purple.
Yes.
Go purple.
Can we be friends?
I'll drop you a Molly.
He's AFK.
I don't know.
33333.
This guy, uh...
Okay, okay, okay.
Hmm, I'm commending you again. I'm commending you
Command command command just in case you're also a good leader
Two year old account yeah, yeah aim rating 90
Council, did you friend request me?
Is this you?
Accepted.
Accepted.
How do you like that?
Yo, purple.
Yo, purple
Three three three three one minute. I'm going on going at the holes
Bump nade.
Bump bump bump bump bump.
Peanime.
They're pushing me now through the mall.
We're thinking better.
It's dead.
Dead.
At least one of them's gone.
One moment.
One liar.
This guy is cheating!
He's cheating! I tell ya, he's cheating!
He's running.
Stand back, dude.
I heard him run, but...
He's not gonna hurry, he's saving you?
You are such a pussy.
If I permit any of you from this chat in Liam's, I can't wait to read the unbanned chat, Owl!
I can't wait to read the five paragraph on it!
I mean fucking apology so help me God
So help me God make a discord group for it. I would love that I
Just feel like he's been a little rude to me recently. I don't understand why flashback you suck your ass you
You're that I hate this I hate you. I hate Liam. What the hell?
Why is he reading my messages?
High skill.
Nice skill.
Jesus.
Anyway, that's not bad.
Ah, dead.
At the roadside, that was stupid.
Squeaks!
Watch the trailer goes, see me and SilverHue, and want to say I've passed into an elderly woman's car.
At the trailer door parking lot.
That was gonna go a different way.
Did you watch the video all the way, or is that gonna hurt my click-through rate?
Like what's the video to the video keep playing at least or you didn't click away, did you?
What
That's here so much about this elderly woman. You don't know
Long talk, thank you for the prime by the way
There's gonna be a long stream get cozy
I've died to the FG guy pretty in rude ways every single time
I was like legal legends after this. So look you, Cravenman
Garin top lane actually
Pushing halls
I
Am out a
No coffee no work II that's gotta be
Yeah, are you stalking him?
What the hell?
I'm on the map for a while.
Are you out?
I'm out.
He had a Molly, he threw it that round, I was going to go to it, but I don't even know
what the hell he threw it.
Oh, out A. Yeah.
out a yeah I went out a wait what I'm not out because I'm not
Oh
No, this guy's here. I don't know where he is. I'm scared
Love trust factor for a reason
I
The fuck out of your food
Why he's got a demon this planet left
Perfect timing.
Thank you fry bread freak
Too much for squee block
shock gun close to me close to me he's real up not there sorry Billy
I have no clue. 84 and 3 this game is ass dude.
Oh no.
Bro I'm holding mouse 1 point blank.
Dude you couldn't redo that if you tried.
I couldn't dude I was holding mouse 1.
I don't understand how they're not dead.
Oh, that's crazy.
83 and 3 to blow it.
What the fuck?
Hopping left side.
He's blinded. Fuck.
That means I need to go B.
Yes.
There's a stream going to be a long cozy house.
Yes, dial in, baby.
Oh yeah, here you go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Thanks.
I'm going to check this in the kitchen.
I'm going to check, too.
Oh, oh, guys.
He's in spawn open.
You ever going to visit update New York? Why? Wait, what? First time message?
Well, this is a fun word
I knew you were dead.
I knew you were dead.
I knew you were dead.
Oh.
Thank you.
we're not winning I'm accusing this guy me on you son thank you for the prime
Come on, W!
One crossed early.
Uh-oh.
They come B.
This guy's cheating.
Oh, there's 3A, right?
I'm inside it.
Evox.
Nice.
Let me guess.
I'm almost done chat don't worry I'll stop eating
Let's end this shit. Let's push halls
Who's with me can I get a whoo-a
Perfect
I
Wait, I come house
Oh the bomb
This purple guy
Would you just trade this shooter at G's here? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, turn me turn me
He's falling back
She's playing pit, yeah
We're in halls
If she's never gonna rotate though
I
Want to go up I got a can you give me a flash? It's not from Ali. They're dating. So yeah, I can flash you
Let's go
one out library two coming one one more nice i hope he can i got the rest
where'd he go i don't know i appreciate her all three ctr i thought so too
yeah it's f***ing off ctr i'm just baiting you baiting me
you're just really laughing or something i feel like i shot him and then he died like an hour later
so weird i think the the servers are low-private
everything is just everything's falling apart
i can drop one i have money if you want bacon
thank you thank you please visit compton we'd love you there i'm not like some music star dude
i would though private airplane if i could
That guy, he fired before I hit him.
Left side mid.
Oops.
I'm sorry, I hit you.
Powered.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
One rotating.
One still sight.
Two CTs.
What? You killed me?
Wait, what?
I know that doesn't work and I would...
Do it, do it, do it.
One more, one more, one more.
I
Didn't hit that game. No, no, you were essential. I was weird back games
You've been doing it MP7 only and you're 20 K
I was in super low trust factor, so I started using it.
This is like medium, I think.
Wait, my shit's getting better?
Wait, media!
Yes, sir!
I just got a really good MP7 through a drop.
What the fuck?
After playing with MP7 and Jorger?
Yeah.
Oh my god, he blessed you.
Wow, who would have thunk?
I'm a millionaire now, just fucking selling me.
Wait, you're a nice lawyer.
You're in my next video.
Oh, it's a blue one, never mind.
Disgusting.
Should we go again?
Oh, wait, Aiden might be joining us.
Watch him.
Oh, he's in a game, though.
Oh, pausers, let me message him on Steam maybe.
How do I accept someone to my friends list?
What are you doing with Valentine's Day?
I'm going to be not streaming.
I'm going to be out on the town.
Wait, do you guys know Flom's on his last game?
Uh, no idea.
Flomathy?
Let's check.
check surely he'd be down to play after surely this guy loves yes he can't get
enough of it
oh they're winning 11-6 oh they're stomping he's in a good mood
hi
Let's go again. Fuck it. No one's responding.
No, you're still low trust factor.
So sadly, I still got the notey.
One day.
Trickster, thank you for the thank you.
You have to start begging for.
No, I need to do it.
That should change my name is what I need to do is have the defaults the profile picture and then
Put some TLC in your profile to be fair you do have a hackers profile though
Also you have someone commented on your profiles here have an offer you added and next to his name is trade
You got to do some work here, I think she's cleaning up
Oh my god, isn't Liam good?
He said he was better than you last night?
Aw.
Let's prove it.
Did I beat him in a one versus a one?
Oh, I'm so sorry, Bozo.
We're on English only here because my mods won't speak other languages.
Sorry.
His name is Bozo!
I can call him Bozo.
His name is Bozo.
Your name is Bozo.
Bozo, middle left.
Fuck you.
I feel like some people wall, but they're so bad you change your name to hot gamer girl
All right, for sure, not a cheater name.
What the hell are these yellows, they have a 2060 and we have a 2060.
They think we're ready.
Please, when you come into Ottawa, Ontario, we'd love to have you here.
Like can I stay, like what would I do?
Where would I stay?
I'd stay at chatters houses, stream from your computer.
What are we talking about?
Come to my house!
Ew, no, I'm not interested.
Sorry.
Alright, I got smokes on this map.
It's a UG.
Oh, you know all the smokes almost on probably not some crazy one
All the normal ones.
Okay.
Hello?
Can you do an open apartment before you move to Texas?
What gamer girls, bro?
You got nice and entire, man.
Say no.
Nice and entire, man.
Let's take this, please.
Ha ha.
OK, guys, let's go and be cloned.
Jesus.
Is it already working?
I'm gonna take it off.
No!
Don't role play!
Here's a role playing that's coming out, dude.
You just hide freaking smiley, you know?
He's not peeing.
Not again.
It's so over.
I wanted to jump on him like a goomba.
I
Can't
Yo blue you're like
Yo, blue, can you say something?
Hello?
Yo, what's up, purple, how are you?
Good, how are you?
Yo, man, I'm fucking fine, man.
No, alright.
Yeah, I don't...
You know what?
one people on the screen, take it
one on the screen
back
jungle, take it, just take it
just need to
one on the window
oh he's in the jungle
He's in window with him.
I see him.
What?
Hey, everyone fucking, everyone's sus to me now.
Yeah, I don't know why.
I think he was right on him. He didn't pick it up.
Yeah, he was like dialed in.
Ludwig's here? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Flam!
You wanna play?
Congrats on the win.
On Mirage.
Oh, I would say the same thing until you, Lud, but, um...
one cat with the cg
one stairs
Oh my fucking god!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Yo, I heard girl gamer, you guys
Nice shot!
Nice shot, man!
Drop one!
Blue drop!
Please, friend!
I gotta drop for you, don't worry.
Appreciate it, man. I appreciate it. You're welcome, bro
Yeah, I'll smoke window for you, man. You got the insta. Yeah, I got it
You smoke
I
Come on
Oh my god, my bad, are you told for the shit?
What?
You know where is Yard?
You like Yard?
Do you know?
No.
Yard?
No, you told for the shit.
The Yard?
Hey, did he just ask if I know the Yard?
Hey, did he just ask if I know the Yard?
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
I'm on the catwalk
Jungle is the window
I'm off
Yo
Who's coming?
These guys are so weird
Why are they so weird?
There's a funky moment.
You know what?
What?
Hey, come on man.
We're just playing a game of Counter-Strike here, right?
No.
What?
Excuse you.
Oh, you're joking or no?
Oh, you got me again dude.
Shhh. Kiss, kiss guys. Shhh. Shhh. No. Back it. Back it. Back it.
Don't go there. Don't go there.
Come kill all the gamers. Come back!
Hahahaha.
There it is.
One down.
One dead A.
One dead A. One more.
These are the chatters these guys are the type of chatters to come in here and be like you
are 20k in NA EU you'd be shit you'd be bronze you'd be trash doesn't even know this flash
That's the last one, so it won't live.
NA bad EU good.
They're right.
It was ticket.
NA hit one.
Modged, fuck you bro.
bro I you know I'm gonna curse you for your hair to fall out I will I'll fucking
well one by one follicles falling whoa wait whoa this guy whoa this guy's a
Cool
These guys are so mean to a hot gamer girl
Total assholes shibble re is dead
Where do you guys want to go
I'll smoke window, my pussy kid
Can you talk about giving me a dream pack name from 2002?
Sticker?
Yeah, skinnier also suck my cock
Hey!
Are you just joking?
You're joking!
I'll watch you pick up
And also suck off. Hey
Who's your favorite counter strike team my
For the whole year
You like
a fan of you? No, I'm fine, I'm a simple fucking proffa.
Only the one that should be nice. One sandwich.
Motherfucker. One more A.
These guys are so fucking drunk. They're so drunk.
I
Nice
Hey, yeah, what's sad that down
I don't know.
Lul.
Hammered, but playing well.
Well, the other team is just, uh...
Not that good.
one dead, two more
two more A, first guy first guy
guys I went to the gym today
can you tell?
Can I get some birds breath?
Some what?
Some birds?
Like, percocets?
Yeah.
Drugs?
No.
Drugs.
Drugs.
Oh.
On site someone.
Right here, you're so mad oh my god, I would be
How did you know?
Because I've been walking in balance every round.
They don't know how to deal with that.
I hear your in-game voice.
I mean sounds.
What?
I might want to change it in the game.
Because I hear his in-game voice.
No, he's just dumb.
He's just dumb.
Hey, come on guys, why are we being so aggressive?
Ah, it's all good, all good.
One cat.
Oh, one's out mid.
right side window I got in counter strike
oh you guys are gamers you have a game in
Run, you might get him down, he's never mine.
Oh.
Nice try, dude.
Yeah, he's my pet.
And might be king crab, but if he put him down, I wouldn't want that now.
Just saying, though.
Ma!
Ma!
Are y'all blue, you know? Insta-window.
Oh, purple, you got Insta-window.
No I don't!
No no look at the smoke dude it's sick!
Oh, it's actually sick!
I'm gonna go get, oh.
I threw a flashback.
Hi guys, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Damn.
Oh, go away.
I love watching Counter Shrike, but I'm all straight to play because I would certainly
be assed.
It's okay.
Like, I think going to be assed at a new thing like Counter Shrike is actually brave, but
it's gonna be so fun because in the beginning you learn so fast.
Every game you'll get better than life.
Everybody started somewhere.
not too late for you.
Hey ramp, two.
Hey, hey, hey!
Push, push, push!
Pog!
They're up.
I love this pistol.
Eugh, we could try.
Can't be worse than Luddy.
You know what's crazy?
fuckers talk shit about my boy Luddy he clears your ass in counter strike and he
clears your ass in minecraft easily too easily easily
I got four faces good. Is that a compliment?
No, it's not.
Do you like seeing a silver or something?
Yeah, pretty much.
He clears my ass in age.
Hey, chill.
Tottenham.
One more.
One.
One.
One.
Two.
One.
One.
I'm just gonna he's actually ass if like most of you guys are better than him at
You just got baited oh it's really easy
Oh, they're out
And poor down
Oh, you're cheating!
What a P. No, I'm sick.
Clean as fuck.
Can I get my M4 back? Thank you.
Pop up.
Yo, guys, can you give me likes, please?
Like commands?
I'll give you like, yeah, I'll do it to you.
Well, because you're a low trust factor, aren't you?
Yeah, man. Bro, I have fucking...
My max level is 3.6.
Fucking bitches?
Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll commend you.
Are you hearing me too?
I already commend you, though.
Hello?
Just send me a sticker.
Hello?
Hey!
Hey, what's up?
Oh...
One palace!
Palace, palace, palace.
I don't know if you all needed a fourth or what.
Oh, that's...
Uh, are you actually gonna play or...?
Dude, I don't actually give you like...
I'm actually a bit dizzy.
One follow.
You're just going to say hello.
Three, two, one.
Hello?
I'm perfect.
Wait, what?
Oh, discourse is lagging.
Oh, is it disparaging?
Yeah.
Dude, I talked to them.
But if you're blind, they're blind.
True if you can't see them they can't see you
Yeah, who's on our phone now? What's going on bro?
He's not one of you
That's having around
I played every game on game pass for exactly
Give me the lights, please, guys.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Take out, dude, for you, too.
Thank you, puppy.
Commended.
We are out of here.
Enjoy.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate it.
It's time to re-out.
Now, I might need for a stick of re-out.
Thank you.
It's time.
Engines.
I
Yon
What is new Genic why the fuck are people talking about it so much is it like an RPG
Where's bomb? Okay. Watch this. Ready?
Ready.
Blyat.
Ready.
Damn.
I forgot.
Don't forget. Let's forget. I'm waiting.
Another weird game. Not gonna lie.
No, that game was perfect.
I'm lagging.
Nothing. I'm lagging.
I'm lagging.
Again with nothing on the vibe is like all the jokes that would have been bad. They're just joking, right?
They said just joking
Okay, we're joking
Now we're going again, that's the power of a hot gamer girl got one more in me
Oh
Still low trust factor
We're getting there we're getting there wait we're actually winning games somehow
Yeah, we're kind of crushing it
I'm here for the ride
Oh, did Ludwig not actually want to join he just came in here for like a little heat of detention
Yeah, I just wanted his little head, his little fix.
Fuck.
You made him sad? Why?
Why?
He's crying, BB.
Wait.
Let's roll.
okay these ranks seem all right
seems manageable yeah no biggie
oh I really don't want to play inferno or mirage again yeah I agree
I just do honestly this page in our bus
But yes, I'm like overpass on the keys one
I'm on overpass. He's this guy good at games. He's kind of nerdy looking. I am a nerd man
Are you cool and you happen to be on twitch at 11 p.m. Eastern?
Like are you fucking cool?
Are you the guy who's like partying out in the town and you tune in to watch counter strike, bro?
That's you
Give me a break. We're all the same here. We're all one
Yeah, right, yeah, right we're all nerds
I'm out of my town getting my squeak shit right now. Yeah, that's that's not cool
Hello
Yeah, what you Mike's yeah, what's up?
Not much where you're from
I'm from New York. How about you?
I say in New York. Hell yeah. Oh shit. You want to like
Grab a bite to eat after this
Catch delicatessen
We're gonna go a
happy they're out they're out they're out
Oh boy.
Oh, hey!
Again, this guy's in our group.
Yeah, this guy was on the other team I think.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, terrorists, wait.
Nice try.
It's a good try.
I'm saving you guys play any other games
everything
mostly valorant to be playing a lot of wow scene
okay there's a new expansion or what yeah at the end of this moon
Help you guys all right I banned them I
Think we got low trust factor people that's all I'm gonna say I'm gonna flash it out long
Okay
That's a good idea.
You're dead.
Just one.
Throwing smoke.
Soap.
Nice.
He took Sweeney Van
Oh my god
I can't believe this
He was the FK last round so he might be okay then
Oh, three kills
Real?
Three kills?
Oh wait, no, no, he's...
He's not AFK
He has a glock
What?
Wait, he's cheating!
That's where he went.
He's cheating, dude!
What the fuck?
Fuck that, he just started, fuck, did you see that like, zapping around?
He's not!
Oh, was he lagging?
Oh, yeah.
You saw that too, I think.
Wait, Faun, you wanna play next?
Throw in the core, bro.
Come on, dude.
You wanna win streak of our life in low trust factor matchmaking?
I'm joining until you're not playing.
Why?
You're not playing.
Did you win your games?
Yeah, yeah, we won the match.
March wait, what's your record you?
Six and two.
Oh, that's not bad.
We won it last.
Yeah, we won it last season.
So I know you guys were like.
No, no, we didn't.
The prize was so after everybody kept declining.
That's so funny.
So they just paid us out.
this guy is G-d
nice little onesie-t
okay we're doing 10 minutes tomorrow
what time?
i'm trying to be a long friendly time
fuck me i got another match
what time?
uh, match
matches at 6
yeah my match is at 6
okay right after your match
the
they don't make it even for us
you'll be tired of health
it's 12 hours de-playing in house 10 minutes with this word
yes dude we'll do money matches
i'm 13 hours ahead of me
alright i ended my last i lost 500 you loaded it to a guy that
He sniped me into a stream site then admitted to stream sniping wall then all of them were stream sniping me
Then I checked the demo and he's actually just blatantly wall hacking as well
Hey, you never said he wasn't walling
They didn't lie
You're not wrong. He actually didn't but he did blatantly talk about stream sniping in my chat
So then that made me go look because I felt like that was really weird
That's kind of weird
These guys were going against her cheating by the way
Alright, I'm gonna go turn my brain off, do some bugs and how that works, good luck.
I'll be down, I'll try to play the model, listen.
I want to play, I want to play, good luck.
Schedule friendly.
Hey, that was a really good mind-bite.
How many hours you have played in the old CSGO, KZBHOP servers?
You have the movement?
Not CSGO, I used to do source movement.
When I was a kid.
hug star baby
I
Long
Cat this guy can see through walls last guy cat I
Was a source kitten I was in a 1.6 kids and 1.6 I play a warcraft mod and stuff
I
Know you didn't yes, I did
Damn thank you dude is never nude
Through I had my team profile brother. What a weird thing to lie about
He's just too good. He's cheating. He's cheating. He's cheating. He's cheating.
Can you make up frame, Mog?
Oh you guys are at the arcade I hope you're having fun we've won every single one we
won everything yes we did yeah actually actually yes yeah are we the problem no no
We just got really lucky with our teammates.
We've been playing cheaters and winning too.
Sounds really fun.
it's just them it's just them at the arcade what the hell they didn't even show up
they were gonna be late and they're the only ones to show up
we can even get here island like moon dude I'm getting there I'll be like
putting shampoo in my hair and I'll look at my hand I see you don't start
It's over wait
One's you decide you just fell down
Nice
Yeah, that guy's
I think I'm gonna get him.
Oh, there was a nice shot.
Oh, window.
Do you know where the second guy is?
I'm sure he has to die here, right?
Awesome.
He's in there, thank you.
I'm so nervous, I'm so fucking nervous, holy shit, I'm nervous, ooooh.
I'm so fucked here right here
Yeah, he's cheating, 100% cheating.
What the fuck was that?
the
there's some of these tanks are trust factor
it's fucking over
I missed it
scouts is on
One more scout in the middle
Oh my god, one on me, all the way out
No way
Re-ported!
Hmm.
See you on the other side, though, so...
Guess who's not gonna be invited to a major, not with that back now.
Re-ported.
No, the only reason we're getting a bunch of cheaters is because we're low on ammo.
We're low on ammo.
We're low on ammo.
We're low on ammo.
Reported no the only reason we're getting a bunch of cheaters is because we're low-trust act with you to silent getting reported
Oh, I don't know about this
You can't plan is made then we can't play with bacon come on
I'm in the pose maxer queue I'm a poser I just because you can't queue anyone 10
10 K
Fuck my stupid chud life
Cat
Quisk
You should start cheating, dude.
How about we close our eyes and listen to this?
That's the stuff, dude.
My hot take is that this song is garbage.
BAN HIM!
Oh
Okay, the rest is waiting.
Welcome, Warrior of the Crosshair.
You are not your loadout. You are your heart.
An eco round is just a way to turn pennies into gold.
I
Yep.
Unfeatable.
It's called motion.
Brother at my age, nobody has motion.
Right?
Do I have motion?
Wait, I fear I don't have motion. I just feel like I don't have motion.
Please.
Ludwig has motion.
I got a loose motion bro.
Got a new hip.
I'm gonna fucking get one for fucking.
I think you're the first one.
One and B halls. Not a good thing.
you have motion you saw him did I I don't care I don't want to play games
eaters it doesn't even count
Wait, Rams, thanks for getting 5 billion tier 3s.
I'm rich.
Deal, deal, deal.
Commend.
You're commended.
and then I'll commend you guys so we're not going to have these guys break in.
Deal!
Deal.
Commend! You're commended!
What do you think gonna work? Did you get any new ones?
I got two.
Oh that's not gonna work.
That's a good one.
I think that means...
No I didn't command.
I already commended you.
Oh they're commending us!
Oh I got one of them.
Oh yeah.
Alright.
What's that?
Give me like a good Nintendo song.
What's like a really good one?
The gun bound song?
Maybe I'll play guns today.
I got him through the guns beta 2.
Try and stream it.
That'd be so fun.
What boomer streamers would be excited about guns?
Dude, I feel my lobby would go crazy.
Oh my goodness.
I can jump in the hedge top with the ETSC this time.
Yeah, I played guns.
Guns and gumbam.
I never got the...
I never got the m-
100 hours and 300 hours.
Damn.
What do you think he's now cheating?
Yeah, trust fact there's a little visual,
but it's not mine.
It's a hot gamer, girl.
And both of them, like, their last...
One of them, their last gameplay was 2018.
Ah, it's probably a bot account, honestly.
He's not rusty, that's impressive.
GG.
I'm gonna go smoke cigarettes. Okay. Oh
There's another good song
It's so winnable we really need this round
I need napele story heads I had a roommate in college and she would never leave the apartment
and all she would do is play napele story I'm not even kidding like it was one of the
most degenerate things I've ever seen non-stop from morning to night like Apple or Apple
Absolutely rotting!
Base?
I love it. I mean, I was the same way.
Except hanging out with friends. I was just generally hanging out.
You know, with college stuff, I guess.
Kill me!
to make it obvious that they're not pushing and they just wait let's see this watch this watch this
come on do it do it i kind of want to
no god i don't think they're cheating they didn't really clear you that's crazy
That's damn they don't even care in this game, huh? No, I'm on for a low trust factor. It sucks
My guys I am cooked 14 hours in it's time for bid
Gg's play again tomorrow and my old G2. Yep. I'm number 10 minutes. Yeah. Bye. Bye. Bye
And then there was one
Eight more is that eight more hours to you. Yes, sir
Squeeze you look like the principal from Glee wait, are you a Gleek?
Let's boot up guns.
Just for a quick, quick moment.
The play test reminded me why I stopped playing.
Wait, is everyone like insanely good at this game?
Like who's gonna be playing guns besides like absolute fucking sweats?
Alright, Slothin.
You look like the boy who cheated on Olivia Rodrigo.
It wasn't me!
I didn't cheat on her.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh there we go.
Optimize on! Shader on! Lightmap on! Dynamic light on! Image quality high! All the way to
left. Let's just get a name. Create a character. What's a good character name?
Why did I put an FPS limit? Because the fucking human eye can't even see past
Um...
O.G.C.
Here, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna say happily married.
What?
I'm gonna say happily married.
I'm gonna say happily married.
I'm gonna say happily married.
What?
Married, by the way.
Dude, how do you play? I forget.
Game's hard. Ready.
Are you already level 30? I don't know. Dude, I just booted up the game for the first time.
There's Clan Wars?
Oh my god, bro. I remember this so well.
holy shit wait this is actually so sick
bro this looks like the Pokemon game the same texture they use
Oh my god, he has a sword.
Damn.
What? I rebound now such a- What do you mean? What the fuck, man? Unbind that. What the
What the fuck is that dude?
Every time I shoot my sense goes down
Oh, I killed one!
How come I don't, like, hear myself getting shot?
Hey, I don't feel getting shot.
Bad ears.
The music is loud bro.
You alright kitten?
Absolute fucking banger.
Wait I got another kill.
I'm kind of lying
Okay, wait, how do you case I'll again?
Shotgun shotgun is okay. Holy fuck. I died to a nun
Oh
Dude I don't feel like I'm getting shot
Ah, it's a...
What?
Like I feel like I'm owning and then I'm just all of a sudden dead.
This guy's case-tiling. Look at him go. He's so fucking cool. Look at him! Look at him! The one in the white dress!
Oh my god, she's so fucking cool. I want to change my loadout. How do I do that again? I forget.
Oh my god, there's two people case styling.
Oh, they're just gonna dominate the server.
All good damage.
Dude, how are people so good?
I don't remember anything about this game.
Like, how do you get a shotgun?
Hey, how do you get a shotgun?
I'm new.
Oh, yeah, K-Styled, shop?
Oh, where's the shop?
It's not, it's like a menu item, no?
oh main menu like this guy's insane holy fuck he's insanely good I can't go to the
All I can do is a quick game.
Thank you, Roski.
Thank you, Tia Ratz.
Oh, it said wait five seconds.
I just have a TikTok brain, all right?
I don't have what the brain I have growing up.
I don't want to wait five seconds.
I want to go now.
When I hit go now, I want to hit go now.
You know what I mean?
If you like, I can teach you K-style, isn't that like extremely hard?
It is hard.
Just take some time.
Okay, slash shot dash reload slash shot dash reload and you need to have like a shotgun right?
CBT server uh-oh okay shop oh my god I can customize my character because oh and I have
Okay, hold on
Which he's got to
Upper body
No
Okay, wait, how do I go to shotgun weapon?
Customize?
Oh, shop may oh, I have to buy one.
Oh my fucking God.
shotgun which one's the best which one's the best classic and breaker breaker
Breakers 3?
Breakers 7.
Roger that.
Inventory.
Classic.
Breaker.
But I'm excited.
Put on cuter clothes.
Fuck you, dudes!
This is cute!
Alright, wait, so...
Jump?
How do I switch weapons?
Oh, I can't in this game mode, I think.
Jump dash slash block.
How do you block shift?
Dash slash block
Oh wait, I actually fucking see it jump
I did 30 damage to the enemy.
Jump dash slash block
Okay
He is the one that knocks
Oh, fuck.
Wait, wait, that was a lot better.
Wait, wait, wait, so jump?
Jump?
Dude, I hate that dashes hitting W twice.
Oh, so the block is the animation cancel.
It's not the dash.
Retreat!
Block is shift!
Rebind it to F. Oh, that's actually a great call.
Uh, controls.
Block block block block block block.
Defense.
F
Wait my mouse one's unbound
My mouse one's unbound again attack. Oh, no retreat. What? Yeah
I think I'm safe. I think I'm safe
No block two dashes oh
Oh, wait they're helping me.
I didn't save.
No block two dashes.
Fuck, wait I want to spectate someone who's good.
Okay.
Okay, like this is
Wait, holy shit, I'm actually doing it
you have to block so at okay so get get this let me get this straight as soon as
I hit mouse one I want to hit F the full animation getting cancelled doesn't stop
it from attacking the enemy, right?
You got Heisenberg?
Like that.
So that hits.
Like that.
Do it against the wall to test.
Usually block right after slashing.
Oh, this guy's... okay.
In the air.
I wish I could dash without spamming W.
Oh, there we go!
Damn!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay, okay
You can put block dash on mouse wheel up or down oh
Too late
No, I don't want auto-dash, okay hold on, hold on, hold on.
Macro, no, action.
How do I change my movement?
Is this possible?
It's gotta not be possible.
Thank you
Action to
Quick dash oh quick dash lesson right
Okay
what the fuck
oh that's it I think
Oh
Guys guys
Defeated.
Okay, wait, I think I got the freaking, uh, just a little bit here.
That's refresh.
I don't want to do League.
No, no, no, no.
system. You're getting there, TBH. Gladiator solo. Royal, let's do noob zone. Fix the servers.
I want to join this noob zone oh what the hell oh my god I love this map dude
Dude, let's rock!
Holy fuck, I love this map, dude.
You attack.
I'm new, I'm sorry.
Dude.
Wait, wait, wait.
Isn't there a way to run on the wall?
Oh.
Why is there no music?
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Let's ride.
Wait, that looked like I was doing something!
This is a game that like, you know when people say I'm the world's best gamer?
This is what real gamers play is like guns
Like this is some shit you can say so many hours in there
This is actually OG fortnight
It's so hard, I'm just spamming.
I'm fucking spamming.
No, everyone's so nice because they want people to play the game.
Yes! I win! Easy.
Oh, is that the right click?
What the fuck?
How do I block that?
Oh!
What the fuck?
We are so fucking back dude.
We are so fucking back dude
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Here's
You're so good at that
the music is so good. Oh my god.
Awwww.
That's what I'm kinda doing, I know.
I don't know how to butterfly.
I don't know how to do that shooting thing, though.
Okay, no guns.
I
I
Where is he
Where is he?
Oh shit
Oh my god, I actually threw a grenade!
Damn, dude!
Oh
He's shooting
He left
Oh. Oops. Oh.
Throwing my game I can teach?
Ew.
What's the password?
Squeaks join I teach.
What?
Oh, I-
What's password?
clicks
Oh, new cam
Would you like to learn everything?
dash slash block
Like that
Jump dash slash switch to gun hold attack
But jump dash slash
Oh, you forgot block.
Oh, I was swerved after it, okay, okay, jump dash, slash, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, you may not enter. Period.
I'll try this again sometime later.
I was learning.
That's so sad.
I'm actually sad.
That guy was doing such a good job.
Fix the freaking servers!
I love games like this, mom.
Anyway, I'm outie.
Uh, I love guns. I played that shit when I was a kid, dude.
I love seeing games like that come back.
Anyway, I will play more probably soon.
Calc's bow, thank you!
But alas, I must retire.
Cool game.
I hope the gun community is enjoying the game.
Goodbye everybody!
Tomorrow, I'm not sure what I'm going to do, I mean, I might just play Counterstrike.
I'll try to rally more people.
Or Minecraft.
Minecraft soon. I just have to suck it up. Maybe I'll be a part in four runs.
I hope you guys enjoy the stream! I sure did smile. Is Mugenics any good?
You should try it. Maybe we'll do that too.