What's up?
You look so tiny today? Oh my God, it's because I ate a salad.
Also, I'm not zoomed in.
Hi.
Welcome.
Hi.
What's up?
You guys like my mug?
Oh, shit.
I forgot to do something, actually.
Oh, shit.
I forgot to do something, actually.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, I forgot to do something actually, hold on.
Ah!
Oh.
Hold on.
Jesus.
Uh-uh, I forgot my daily vitamin.
Mob man, thank you, lighter fire, thank you, Pee Boo, Ezra, sock bones, uh, Hershey's, thank you the sub, hello, sorry I'm late.
At this point can I just say I go live at like 446? Who cares? Do you guys care? Who cares?
I'm a little late, that just means less EU viewers sadly. It's all good.
Maybe I'll make it five then I guess a six and seven. I mean
No, I haven't
Ran I recording an episode soon very soon
Thank you for the five gifted mob man. Thank you Nick link for the 11 months. Thank you
That's right folks. You're gonna see
my legs and you're gonna see my shoes
Uh, Jaybird, thank you.
Winnie Moon, thank you for the 8 months, thank you.
Oh, we're playing Minecraft, by the way.
Uh, Minecraft hardcore, however, due to me not being able to do my homework.
dude what the fuck is happening I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna tell on you play offline
I don't give a shit the account has expired I hate Microsoft
Holy Ludwig wannabe.
Oh, who doesn't wannabe man, he's so fucking handsome.
All right, I'm signed in.
Pause champ.
Will it work?
Failed to get Minecraft token.
All right, it's not looking good, Chat.
It's really not looking good.
Yeah, we're doing CS2 10-mans today.
Whitman, thank you!
Me and Luke, thank you, woody moon!
Bear with me.
See the downside of playing Minecraft
is I got first time chatter, Zachary Birchman,
who just types L.
Like, maybe it's not even worth it.
And we go back to guns of the duel.
Oh my god it's working.
Oh wait, wait.
Minecraft acquisition, Java acquisition failed.
GG guys. Let's restart this whole program.
What do I have to sign in to play offline? Isn't that fucking dumb?
This time, usually it's my fault, but this time it's actually not my fault.
It probably is. Who am I kidding? But like, it just, I just, I can sign in,
But then like it just doesn't safe in the Minecraft launcher. Isn't that crazy?
Minecraft Java acquisition failed. Fuck my stupid chud life.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Okay last attempt if it doesn't work it doesn't work and then we sadly have to do something
else.
Squeaks I know something else you can run a 10 man on.
Jesus man.
Is it going to be yesterday's chat part two?
Oh, oh, new thing.
Sorry folks.
Yeah, I have the fan on.
It's wind, it's wind.
I know it's cold and I need the fan on.
I'm insane.
same I know I'm fucking insane
how about instead of playing Minecraft I just stare into the camera
Oh, wait it's actually so sad I'm gonna start the Minecraft launcher and see if I can just
do it through there.
Oh, wait, I'll be able to play only the latest release, probably.
Let's try.
Wedding on install.
1.21.11.
Is this okay?
Oh my god, it's actually loading something.
It's working.
I repeat.
It lags my computer every time I minimize.
Wait, what if I do this and I open multi-MC?
Sorry, sorry, it's gonna lag, it's gonna lag, it's gonna lag.
What if I do this, open multi-MC?
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Is your own man playing Minecraft?
Yes.
This is so beautiful.
Turn down the fucking volume. Jesus Christ.
I guess we're playing the updated 1.2.1111.
Create New World. Hardcore. And I call it...
Vibe Killer.
You have any tips for us today that I read an offline chat people hating on bacon?
And let me tell you, I've never been more in agreement with offline chatters.
Holy shit, good for you.
Is this how you do it?
You go like this and then this. Oh, wow.
Leaks my eyes are too close together. Can you lower the FOV? Oh, it's lagging. Guys, I'm not going to play this for long. I unfortunately can't get it to work.
And it's because Microsoft is ass. It's an ass company.
I'm actually ready to start drama with Microsoft.
It's an ass fucking company
Can't fucking log into Microsoft services, but I can log in on the browser can't log in using Minecraft launcher
It's ass. It's absolute ass
Bill Gates is ass
It's not even the worst part about them
There's a lot of worse stuff about him, I think.
Yeah, I read the news.
Not looking great.
Dude, stop my dad works there?
What?
At Microsoft?
No, they've created great things like the Xbox.
and Xbox. My dad works at Twitch. Can I have a meeting with him? I feel like everyone at
Twitch is in agreement though. It's all good. I'm not speed running. I'm playing because
my multi-MC isn't working so I'm on 1.2.1 so I'm literally let's playing
use prism launcher I'm gonna have to message K4 I can't I don't know why
Can we do a let's play a bit?
Hey, welcome guys to my channel!
Oh, fucking finally.
Let's get some stone tools.
Dude, I played more guns yesterday, off stream.
That game, genuinely, is so fucking hard.
That's a hard ass game.
Guns the duel.
a lot better though at learning but it's actually very sweet like you play a game like guns right now
and everyone who's playing it is like oh my god you're new let me walk you through it aka i hope my
game doesn't die oh my god a new player okay what you're doing wrong is this this this and this
please don't leave me please please don't leave the server
Oh, let's cook up some meats.
Also should make stone tools, huh?
They're so needy.
This place, yes, no, but they're passionate.
They're passionate about something.
It's nice.
I like it.
I like being wanted.
It feels good for someone to be like, don't leave.
I'm fucking playing face it late at night and half these guys don't even want to win.
They're just listening to Frank Ocean with purple Phillips Q lights in the background,
not even in the dark, just like idly hitting face it.
Q, Q, Q, Q, half of them are high.
They're all high.
Like I'm, I'm pro weed.
All right, but you know what makes me anti-weed?
Cueing face at 4 a.m. Jesus fucking Christ.
It's time to get sober, pal.
I hear a baby crying in the background.
What are we doing?
Like...
The lack of music is unnerving here. It's all good. I don't I like the quiet fuck. I'm becoming old
I really like I don't need it. I don't feel the need to have music on all the time
It's nice like just enjoy the quiet the beeps and bops of
Minecraft
I guess I can make Flint and steel or should I say flint and steel put the
Donkey Kong thing on no how about you guys can put your music on and then
just put me so you can choose any song anything you like how some of you're
You're probably listening to Frank Ocean right now,
high out of your goddamn mind.
Good for you.
You guys hear the news, by the way?
Chapel Roan is in Minecraft.
Oh, sorry, Fortnite.
Oh.
Ew.
They're ruining my day.
Careful.
There's certain things you're not allowed to say.
Pal.
Yeah, the trailer is the best thing
that team has created, sadly.
I really love the trailer.
I watched it again.
It's beautiful, Flint and steel.
Let's cook up some meats.
Come here.
Squeaks, I'm bored at my job.
Save me, bro.
Are you watching on your phone?
Let me talk to your boss.
Yum.
Yesterday I went to, or not yesterday.
Wow, I went to Trader Joe's and I bought,
chalk, what was it?
Marshmallows covered in chocolate.
And then I realized that it has pork in it.
Did you guys know that?
It's non-veg.
It has pork gelatin.
What the fuck are we doing?
Yeah, they have pork.
It's disgusting so does every candy everything gummy has pork in it it ruined it for me. I can't eat it
I literally can't eat it
I read pork on the back and something about it just the fact that there's like I just even taste like marshmallow
I taste the pork I
Can taste it dude. I taste the pork I
I love pork like I'll eat pork don't get it don't get me wrong but pork marshmallow just
the thought of it every like squishiness of it it feels like I'm eating a pork tendon
you I'm just getting sick thinking about this shit and we need to find a cave we need
some iron work is good yeah it's good but not when it's in candy like what are
you talking about pork candy like where we why are we just don't argue just
Just agree with me, please.
Candy bacon.
Oh, smart piggy.
Give me your meat!
Caramelized bacon is good.
My favorite form of meat recently is ham.
Ham a lover dude like honey bacon ham. It's so fucking good. It's so good
It's bad for you good. Yeah, that's why it's so good
He's so old I'm sorry is a ham for old people I think ham clears bacon
I think bacon is like it's it's like the it's just so fucking overdone like people would be like like there's like food network shows where they like put bacon on everything and then like everyone claps.
Bacon's like the meat of bacon is just not as good as.
Other stuff the the best use of bacon in my opinion is during
Thanksgiving
Cooking a turkey using bacon fat. That's the only good use of bacon that I've seen recently
Valid
Don't worry. Oh finally a fucking cave Jesus Christ this new version of Minecraft
Why is your game so dark? Oh, sorry
I want to max my frame rate my game usually crashes if I don't we're gonna do 200 FPS today 200
video. Where's gamma? Where's gamma? Is it in video? I just can't see it. Oh.
Gay man, middle left? Wait, what do you mean by that?
I wish you were gay, why?
Because you steal all of the women.
What?
Does everything need a logical reason?
In this case, yeah.
Oh my God.
Now that I'm on Minecraft Speedrunning Pro,
I understand that you can go down into the water
you have doors. Look, it's actually very impressive stuff. Look, you can go here. You know, so
I know some of you speedrun Minecraft, but I don't think I ever want to stoop down to
the level of asking Snatch out for tips on a game. Sorry, but I'm not quite there yet.
I need K4. I need K4. Like, I don't want that shit held over my head forever.
So fucking embarrassing.
Thank you, Joyce, Hazzy, Simo and Halpaw for the subs.
That's rude. Yeah. Problem.
You should play high pixel sky block.
No, I don't think I want to do that.
It's probably like something I would get into too.
This is terrible.
I need to get out of here.
There's nothing good in here.
It's so fun, dude.
I'll let you guys have that.
I don't want it.
It's the best Minecraft MMORPG, like I'm already out.
You're giving me other reasons to be out.
I'm out.
Like, what are you saying?
It's the runescape of Minecraft.
Yeah, I'm already out, guys.
These are not compelling.
me like a good argument like um play city skyline 2. Did they fix that game? I would
actually 100% down to play city skylines 2. I was looking forward to it so bad but then
that came out and it got like middling reviews.
They kicked off the original devs.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
That's probably a bad thing.
One with mods is just better.
Or you just play the Sims
and then all the Counter-Strike viewers
will come in here and say,
what the fuck is the point of this game?
What the fuck is the point of this game?
What the fuck are we doing?
Iron?
Iron!
They're right.
I'm basically playing with dolls.
Iron.
Oh!
Oh garbage
It why is it so fucking hard to find one iron I'm actually losing my goddamn mind
Wait, maybe I make copper armor?
CS2 is boring to watch, it's like league for me.
It's all good.
Potato tomato.
That's what I always say.
What?
Wonka.
One man's trash is another man's- Ow!
I just like don't, I literally don't uh, I don't subscribe wet to people, especially like just chatting streamers talking about good stream games.
Like they're just saying the game that gets them viewers.
I just make no sense to me.
Like I will look up games that I don't see people streaming and I will watch streams of people playing those not good stream games because I like to watch them.
I don't know.
Is counter strike a good stream game?
Yeah, I love I think it's the best one of the best.
It's my one of my favorite.
And the fact that all these streamers are playing counter strike to me is so cool.
I think it's so cool.
Learning something new poggers, dude.
I
Got away for their favorite streamer to play it and be like oh, it's so good
Wow, it's actually good
That's my first monster, okay, is it am I just making shit up is it hard to find
Like iron in the new Minecraft. It's so crazy hard
feel like I can't find it it shouldn't be this hard right you have to go deeper
down. So you can't just like roam around. Eating some meats.
I've already done a non-hardcore run and beat in this game.
Go to a new cave, yawn.
Oh!
I'm just looking for an iron man.
No, I'm not good at physics.
When I took physics in college, I cheated.
I could never figure out physics, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm not the guy.
I'm not your guy, pal.
Isn't it mostly math?
It's so fucking hard.
It's so hard.
Oh, hello.
No.
Maybe in here?
This little crevice?
Physics and chemistry are difficult.
What's the hardest subject to learn?
Like what's the hardest?
I think OCAB.
Reading is hard.
If you read the right stuff,
like read something interesting, it's easy.
I feel like a lot of teachers make people
read the most boring shit ever.
Like you know what book is a classically revered,
but I've found to be so boring.
It's Fahrenheit 451.
It's just a worse version of 1984.
I thought that fuck sucked ass, man.
Actual stinker, in my opinion.
And everyone's like, yeah, it's about book burning.
It's an irredeemable take.
I just really didn't like it.
I don't know something about it felt so bad.
I liked like, like George Orwell.
1984 incredible fucking book.
Actually, like one of George Orwell is an amazing.
He's even he even writes good short stories that are worth Rita.
You can even read it for free online.
He's an amazing author.
That book was great.
Lavabool! If only I had iron!
So I can make a bucket!
A village. Okay, hold on, hold on.
How do I open my... Okay, hold on.
414.
What about brave new world?
A good book.
Thank you Chica Cherry from what I remember.
High squeaks looking good as always.
I hope you'll have a great stream.
That's what I like to read.
you so much. There's certain books that are worth reading, even though they're bad, though,
like, or like boring, I mean, there's certain good boring books. But you know what book
I actually really like? I like Stephanie Meyers Twilight. The first one, I really
think it's fun. It's a fun read. It's a good summer read. It really is good. It really is fun.
It's just a whole lot of fun. It's not a good book or whatever, but it's fun. What? Why is this door open?
Well, am I getting ads even though I'm subscribed?
I can feed individual chatters ads, and so I just feed you ads specifically, like I click
your name and say run ad.
Well, I didn't know how to chat full of readers.
and employed so far, so I'm talking about work and stuff, okay? Wait! Okay, good for
you! I'm reading right now. I believe you. I quote-unquote work from home. Squeeze, I'm
I'm a pilot? Wait, you're not working right now, are you?
I don't know if that's okay to say this, I won't.
I traveled once with...
with someone and I won't say who but they were boarding after me and I looked at
their face they look in the cockpit all right because I went the doors open and
I see that they make a face like they see who the pilot is of the plane and
they go like this they go oh and I'm like okay let me try to cancel this guy let me see who's
driving the plane I want to see what stereotype what stereotype why are they nervous so I
I get a look in the cockpit, and it's just a guy.
It's just a young man.
It's just some, so then maybe like my assumption
of who the pilot might be, maybe I'm the piece of shit,
dude.
Maybe I'm the piece of shit the entire time,
because he made a face.
I was like, oh, he is such a piece of shit
for making a face.
I'm the asshole.
I know a way to get free iron.
We kill this guy.
Fuck this guy.
Yeah, but like, okay, this might be cancelable, so hate watchers get ready to clip.
Don't you want, like, not an old pilot?
Maybe I'm making an assumption here that I'm not comfortable with.
Like I see old people driving that are too old, they're too old to be driving, in my
opinion.
They are way too old.
They are just going fucking crazy on the road.
And I'm tired, like that is, come on.
Like you're so old.
I feel sorry to say this, but it's so old.
Like you shouldn't be responsible,
I shouldn't be responsible for you on the road.
Run for president.
I don't know, do something else.
Oh, wait, where am I going?
Lavapool.
Good night.
Chat, what was the coordinate for the Lavapool again?
Please tell me four I know it's four something four four one four one four not four oh four
that's an error code.
Do I? Yeah, I have enough for a bucket. We can go into the nether. I think I'm ready.
Wait, no, it's so stupid. No, it's not. We're not speedrunning. We're not speedrunning.
It's too stupid. We gotta loot more. Let's go into the cherry blossoms, right?
Let's just beat the game. Let's just go take our time. I don't want to see the
Bastion or anything. I take your time. The overall is cozier. It's way nicer to be here.
We're going to the cherry blossom biome. Oh my god, it's like Japan. Oh my god, it kind of is.
I think I took as I must. That means thank you.
you. I went to Japan this year for my honeymoon. I don't want to build a house. Oh my god, pink
flower. Oh, it actually is beautiful. Wait, unironically. Okay, hold on, let's build.
I want to throw away some shit.
Throw that away.
That away, that away, that away, that away, that away.
OK.
You don't give weeb vibes?
Aw, thanks.
Or is that offensive for me to say thank you to?
Bunky old woman.
Thank you for the prime.
I recently watched the documentary Euro, Euro Dreams of Sushi and I felt very connected to hero because of my Mario speed running were very similar.
You missed iron? Where? In that cave?
Do you see iron? Dude, leave me alone.
Or am I just going to get jubated?
Where's iron?
Alright, we're going to dig down.
Oh, what?
Oh my god.
It's fucking beautiful down there.
Okay, let's gear up before we go into the nether.
I'm talking full iron sets.
Am I going to die if I go down here?
I don't feel good about this.
Get the fuck away from me.
Shit.
What the hell?!
He's got insane aim!
Oh my god, chill!
He's got insane aim!
Okay, I need a shield.
I'm not as good as I thought I was.
Shield and let's cook up some meats specifically. I want to cook up mutton
In EU, he's probably 10k
Thank you bucket
Yeah, I'll play CS after this for free soon as soon as I die because I'm kind of upset
that I can't get the old version of this working.
Sorry, chatters, Minecraft chatters, I'm so sorry.
Wait...
Unlimited food.
Is the music in this game truly random?
How do I feel like it kicks in at like the exact time that it should?
It's actually beautiful.
Every game has a DJ just waiting.
Do I make copper armor here, Rowan?
I'm not sure.
Or do I just go down there and get iron?
I mean, I might as well, right?
What's the hurry?
I'm gonna make a bread fucking I'm fucking I'm blowing up this year who am I kidding
I'm blowing the fuck up dude.
I want bread shoes.
I want bread shoes, dude.
That sounds perfect.
Holy...
Any awards for the streak?
65 days? You think that's a fucking flex?
Cause you're right. Thanks for supporting the channel.
So we got hearts in the chat.
Watching the stream 65 days in a row.
God damn.
I want a full, maybe just pants, okay, we're going to find iron soon, I don't want to wait.
Who gives a shit about waiting?
Thank you, Graynickel, appreciate it, dude.
Alright, now I feel much more confident that I'm not gonna die.
Iron?
I still can't find iron is fucking blowing me away.
Like, this is a HUGE cave system!
Good lord, there's iron.
Down there with that skeleton.
Oh my god.
Copper armor is useless.
Leave me alone!
Copper or iron!
Yay!
Yeah. Yeah.
I got caught with my friends once.
I mean, they were like, hey, how do you think their conversation opener was?
How do you think the Egyptians made the pyramid?
And that's why I knew they were listening to too much Joe Rogan, dude.
That's a fucking sure fire way.
It's a low.
It starts with that.
Then it goes to like, I don't know.
These vaccines work, man.
I don't know.
I don't have proof of it.
It starts with some innocuous question like this.
I didn't, I mean, I said aliens
because I, you know, I'm just,
I just agree with anybody, I think.
Let me tell you, this is cancelable.
If you're driving me anywhere,
you can convince me of anything.
Literally anything, anything, anything at all.
I'll just agree with you.
Just to keep the peace.
Because they can crash the car exactly.
If you really piss off someone who's like a little cuckoo crazy, they'll just crash the car.
They'll say, oh, you don't agree with me. Guess what? You're dead. Goodbye. You're gone.
Please, would you say you're sad?
No, I'm happy.
Why?
Are you diagnosing me depressed?
No way this guy is that fucking sad right now.
There's just no possible way.
Nope.
Um, I need more sticks.
Look at your hairline though.
That's okay.
I need new, is this stupid?
No, this is actually like super worth it.
See, that doesn't upset me for Centrater
because I have something you'll never have,
which is the ability to use a webcam on a stream.
You would never be able to do it.
You don't have what it takes to be hated.
You can't do it.
I dare you to turn on your webcam right now, you won't.
And I know you won't, but keep talking.
How do I get down here?
If I had a water bucket, perhaps.
Oh, a boat.
Oh my God, I'm so fucking stupid.
Boat.
I'm going to go with a cute, cherry boat.
Wheeee!
Did I say we're in the diamond layer?
What the fuck?
It's scary down here, man!
I didn't see anything!
Rick is thinking of the 10 gifted!
Okay, keep your eyes peeled for diamonds.
There must be diamonds, there must be.
or is it like one of those things where we're like too low no no no no no no no no no opening
no natural opening down here this is the fucking pit thank you dob
There it is.
Okay, diamond or iron?
Oh my god, I'm being so cavalier, my lord.
That's iron.
Andy Rock, thank you!
Now that I've been joking about clavicular, my timeline is all manosphere.
I'm thinking about making the pipette finally, honestly.
Like it's just all, it's so, I think it's lucrative.
I think I'm going to start the next stream by going, ugh, woman.
And then we're going to go really viral, ugh, woman.
Why?
It's lucrative!
Oops.
Come on.
Gimme treasures.
Infinite treasures.
Squeezer, do you ever run someone over in a car?
you shall receive. Only three. There used to be this show on MTV called My Sweet 16.
Does anyone remember this? Any millennials? But basically a lot of the fun of the show
was that there would be these spoiled 16 year olds
and they would be like, they would receive a car
when they turn 16, when they have their learner's permit
and they throw a huge party and everything
and these spoiled children would be like,
really dad only afford Mustang.
And then the fucking vine boom of the early 2000s
would go, would hit.
And it would be so fun to hear spoiled children
That's why I just got vibes.
Only three diamonds, really, dad.
Not four, like I wanted.
Red, not blue.
Yeah, exactly.
Do they have a show like that now?
I feel like that would go that would go insane.
Your stream.
Really, only five gifted subs.
You know I wanted 10.
Oh, you always do this.
You always do this.
Do people even throw sweet 16 parties anymore?
Do people even throw parties anymore?
Because my ass isn't getting invited.
Thank you, Concha, man.
Okay, remember once on stream I said why the fuck does no one
Do you like sleepovers anymore with friends?
Someone responded in chat saying it's called hooking up, bro. Tell me you're not getting laid
Whoa
Dingus, thank you for the five gift, only five, dingus.
You promised me 10, ha, ha, only five police.
Oh, more diamond.
Let me just kill these baddies really quick.
Thank you Chola Vita. Thank you. Squeeze. I just got fired. Can you hire me?
Well, I'm sorry you got fired, but they're lost and also no, only four diamonds.
I'm so sorry, but no.
What?
I also need a job.
Okay, wait, what?
What are your qualifications?
What do I?
What am I hiring for?
Can you hire me as well?
Okay, like for what?
Let us read your emails.
Dude, not my ass getting pinged and disordered
for a quote unquote business opportunity
of someone teaching me deadlock.
I can't, bro.
I literally can't.
I'm so, I'm a business opportunity.
I wanna teach Chris deadlock.
You're kidding me, dude.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Sorry for being cranky.
I'm like a cranky old man.
It actually is so stupid for me, I don't know why.
Business opportunity?
Ooh, money!
No money.
I want to teach you deadlock.
No!
I don't want to learn deadlock.
What the fuck, man?
Let's make a little base for a sec.
Yeah I've heard deadlock is like the new hotness and I guarantee you chat, I will play it.
I would love to play it, it's a new thing for me.
I will one day play deadlock.
It might be a one-time thing though.
I played it like a while ago.
Play with Super?
No, bro, he's way better than me.
It's gonna be embarrassing.
Then he's gonna hold that over my head forever.
He's gonna be like,
yeah, I played with Squeaks
and yeah, he was just like not very good.
I don't know why he sounds like that.
Yeah, so like, he was like a main of Mina.
He was like, just like completely,
I wasn't able to carry.
He's Jerry Seinfeld now.
Actually a great impression.
Sorry, why is that stuff?
Super TF Seinfeld.
Yeah, so like, literally perfect.
I've never done that.
It just happened live, just organically.
do I need a diamond pick yes I do don't I not really what do I do with my
diamonds like armor or should I make a diamond sword sword
and acts is better you're not trolling me are you
you cannot afford forward what happened to that guy what's he up to
Why am I cooking copper? I should be cooking this.
Fucking noobs.
Oh, you're just chillin'.
You know what? I have a hot take. This is how Minecraft was meant to be played.
Fuck speedrunning. This is way better. You can like craft weapons, build a little home.
It's the ultimate way.
Good take.
Says the Mario speed runner.
I mean, Mario is meant to be played like that.
Really, I can be more efficient.
We need wood.
Oh, I should make a bow and arrow, right?
I had someone link me a clip of me saying something that was like in contention with what I said
on stream.
He was like, bro, you don't even believe that you don't like bacon.
Two years ago on stream, you said it's the best meat.
Yeah, because I, my opinion changed.
And I lie.
Don't you lie you've never lied before in your life. Come on you lied
Please do you have bottom teeth? Yeah
I'm going to try.
Friendly.
Arc Raiders is another game I want to try.
Playing guns yesterday really reignited something within my heart that I thought was dead for years and years.
Trying new things, playing new games.
This is the lava that I've stuck at right? Come on let's get out of here.
I love guns dude.
Something about it is just so...
It's a world I don't know.
They need to fix the servers though for sure, but I'm officially a guns fan.
I play League.
I've played and I made it out of it and so can you seriously if you know someone that's
solo queues league like I understand you can't full quit maybe try aram instead but eventually
you there will be a light at the end of the tunnel I guarantee it I actually guarantee
it. Don't let it consume your life. Aram is worse. Yeah, but you can't quit a drug cold turkey.
You have to ease your way out of it. Ease your way. You can't, if you quit it,
it's going to have compounding effects. Counter strike doesn't make me, oh my god.
I did.
Counter strike is an addiction for me.
I can stop whenever I want.
I used to be an addiction when I was new.
Like I don't doubt like Ray and Fuzzi
are addicted to counter strike right now.
Like 100%.
Like I, there's demonstrable evidence
of them sacrificing real life things.
Like real life things to play counter strike.
I get it though.
I've been there. It's really a, it's a good game to get into.
What? Pump faked.
You cannot afford, afford, afford a diamond sword.
Do we get out of here? Is there more stuff we need?
I do want more, maybe more iron or diamonds potentially, or am I just getting greedy?
I think I'm just getting greedy.
Woosie has not spent 50k, dude.
That's such a crazy amount.
That's such a rumor.
Like it's such an even number, too.
It's just crazy to start.
50k.
That's straight up Dexterity article.
I believe it. Is that diamond? Fucking useless elements.
I'm just playing hardcore friend. Yeah, I've been on Dexter, though, because I said being
being bald is a disability or something. What did I say? What did I say? I said, someone
said, do you think being bald is a disability? And I said, what do you think the B stands
for in LGBT? But I didn't realize I implied that means being gay is a disability. And
And I said, no, wait, I'm sorry.
Being gay is not a disability, it's a superpower.
And I freaked out, I freaked out.
It was at, I was jet lagged, the sun was in my eyes,
I fucked up, you never fucked up verbally, I'm live.
Like, obviously I don't mean that.
And that the way it was framed association
was like, squeaks backtracks on his hot take,
like as if I'm the fucking president.
Oh, Squeak's backtracks on his hot take!
This and that, like I'm just playing Mario in the background.
Ooh, what an interesting take!
What the fuck?
You were doing clip queue?
Yeah, I stopped doing that.
I don't want to see clips anymore.
Also, like a lot of the clips are just submitted to me are like streamers being like who the fucking squeaks and then everyone goes
Send it
Squeaks never liked the guy. Oh, I'm gonna clip that and submit the squeaks
Hey, something about squeaks is very sociopathic. I don't know what to do. I'm gonna clip that and send it to squeaks. I
Know just the guy
You're meeting with Ray? Yeah, yeah, soon. It's just that I'm busy playing Minecraft,
so sadly I have to move some things. Soon.
You know what Cutie said? She said, if all the streamers move to New York, we're still
not going to see a second of Squeaks. And the more I think about it, the more I realize
how much cutie knows me. It's so fucking true. There's like a part of me that's like, it would
be nice, it would be nice. But in my head, I'm like, there's no way. There's no way.
I would not. I would move. Maybe not. Well, I am going to move.
I don't want to join a streamer house I don't want to you're such a loner well I
just I'm not a loner I just like doing my own stuff wait I'm a loner I don't
of the fucking, like, can you imagine like,
actually close your eyes?
Imagine you're like, you're done streaming
and you go into your family room
and there's just a bunch of streamers.
I would kill myself.
I don't know, I would actually kill myself.
I couldn't do it.
I wanna, you know, fucking, I wanna be in my,
you know, I, I literally am quiet for the rest of the day.
We're getting so much iron, there should be enough for a full armor set and then we can
go into another.
Do you say any words to your wife?
Yeah, but I don't, I don't like, I don't consider talking to my wife as socializing.
It feels like I'm hanging out by myself.
That sounds like I'm like, I don't know how to explain it.
It's like I don't get my social battery drain from talking to my wife.
All of you people who are not married are umming, but it's so fucking true.
It's like a huge compliment actually.
I guess we're compatible.
Okay, wait, where's my...
Dude, this is actually a beautiful cave, but I'm getting really greedy.
Greedy guy.
Like, what do I need that for?
I just see sparkles and I just go for it.
Okay, let's cook up some iron.
Guys, do you think I'm out of touch?
I feel it you know what my first like out-of-touch moment was
Was when everyone was saying how cool Mark Zuckerberg looked with his new outfit change and he was just wearing a gold chain
with like a perm to haircut I
Just realized how fucking out of touch I am with society. I need to download tick-tock again
Holy shit
Nobody said that you're actually fucking wrong now in retrospect you can act like nobody said that everyone was talking about it
Oh, this new design and it's like him surfing holding an American flag. It's crazy
Oh, Mark Zuckerberg is having a cool renaissance of whatever like you guys actually everyone was on his day
Yeah, I'll follow you.
Uh, you stream on Twitch?
Coach?
Been around for a while.
Yeah.
I'll follow you, man.
Yeah. I'll follow you, man.
Followed.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I actually can't follow you. You're a League of Legends streamer.
So I just hit that on follow button. Sorry.
Oh, they said on TikTok? Oh!
I don't even, you don't want my follow. I don't, I don't even, it's not even me. I don't go on that.
What the fuck? The TikTok follow? Who gives a shit about that? Why do you look so middle-aged? Because I am middle-aged.
Do I need arrows? Maybe I'll pick it up.
Do I have those on my walk?
This is never happening, okay?
It sounds like I'm bragging, but...
I was on my walk and I was sitting on a bench,
and someone came up to me and said,
my friend really likes you.
And I was like, oh, really?
And she was like, yeah.
I said, oh, I'm married.
Just a girl, you're straight.
I
Turned red I wanted to disappear
Why would you say that if I'm not the asshole?
I think oh, that's so nice, but I'm married, but he said no no I like he likes your screen. I
Just what I wanted to walk away. I'm not gonna lie
It's embarrassing I didn't realize a little presumptuous come my friend really likes you
like I've been around the block bro my friend likes you come on that is how you do like
say oh you know like you know that's how you do it that's called wingmaning I'm not
Crazy
Oh wait my friend likes you that's that's how you do it
Beautiful and kindergarten maybe did you guys are so disconnected if that's what you think
if that's an outdated strats you you're an actual noob that is still up to date strats
You're like still out of the meta, guys.
We need more coal.
Why do I add a door?
It's so goofy.
All right, I'm not crying, by the way.
I have a fan on my eyes.
I'm so glad I'm not young never someone says aren't old by the way I always think yeah okay
you have to request someone on Instagram to be romantically interested good luck good luck
bro oh yeah oh this is how I met your grandmother first I requested her to follow on Instagram
And let me tell you, she waited a few days before accepting.
Like actual.
Insane.
It was love at first swipe.
And let me tell you, she even let me follow her finsta.
I was so toast.
Any other diamond? Oh my God. Oh my God. What's what's hitting me?
Oh, boy.
Just be glad people are socializing at all.
Requesting a follow on Instagram.
Yeah.
Okay.
I need coal. That's what I need. Coal.
You guys see coal?
To make torches.
Probably under your fucking Christmas trees. That's when you see coal.
What the fuck am I playing fortnite for?
Oh my god, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Good play, third party.
Welcome to Apex Legends.
Dare I say I get full diamond armor before I go into the nether?
Did I pick up all the diamond?
I need to I should gold helmet right because then they want to attack me wait thanks for
saving me actual w you saved me I forgot about gold being important thanks for the reminder
We're just gonna go into the nether without gold all right let me out let me out of here
oh my god more diamond what the fuck dude I feel like diamond is so easy now really
only two. Jesus. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's like I knew.
I have 15 diamonds, this is the run of my life.
If I die here it's actually over for me, I'm never touching this stupid ass game again.
bunch of fucking kumon kids dunking on me about how I don't know how to play blocks professionally like give me a fucking break
Wait
I still don't have coal
Oh my god they're all killing themselves.
Why?
Oh that was sad.
Oh fuck.
One block short, one block, just one block.
Oh my god, I just needed one more block to close that gap.
I'm so sad I lost all my diamond.
Fuck, why did I get that much diamond?
I'm actually sad.
I'm going to go to the depths of hell.
Down I go.
I'm taking myself to the depths of hell.
Fuck!
Vibe killer!
Dude, fuck Minecraft!
What am I doing?
Stupid ass game, actually.
Actually, so stupid.
I'm actually pissed off.
Squeeze can I sponsor your stream.
Dude, I'm actually pissed off.
Squeeze. Can I sponsor your stream? Yes.
Sure.
Um.
Let me try one thing.
One thing is all it takes, try to launch this again.
Possibilities.
Error transferring API.
too many requests.
I'm gonna have to buy Minecraft on another account.
Man, that's so sad.
Got banned for slurring?
Yeah, not, no, not for slurring.
It's like I try to log in, it's successful,
but then it logs me out, I can't figure it out.
What is Mugenics?
It's a game about cats?
Oh
So guys made the binding of Isaac
Just the artist
What's the game what's the game what's the game though honestly like the gameplay
Is it like Raymond Raven Ravids or whatever? It's a turn based strategy. Really?
Rogue like strategy. Okay, maybe I'll play it tomorrow, actually. Play this tomorrow. I have to
buy it. It's awesome. Tamagotchi? I'm in. If it's Tamagotchi, I'm actually super down.
But for now, count to strike.
Have you ever tried risk of rain? Nope.
Oh, I played Risk of Rain 2.
Why'd I say no?
I wasn't a big fan, not my type of game.
Let me just close Microsoft Copilot.
Let me close Cursed Forge.
Let me close Windows Security,
Stream Deck and video overlay,
Faceit client on Auto Start.
Let me close Logitech G Hub,
Elgato's command center. Let me close this. Let me close that. Let me close the stream. Let me
close the chat. Let me close OBS. No, I don't want this playlist anymore.
No, I don't want this one either. I don't want this one either. I need a new playlist.
Switch.
Yeah, 22k, but I upgraded to face it.
I'm almost level eight.
I'm OK with this.
I was playing with my friend, Hot Gamer Girl.
I've been playing.
I've been learning a lot about Counter Strike.
I've been learning.
How old are you? What do you think?
He has his face on it so unbelievable.
112. Give me a fucking break.
112 years old.
years old. Oh, God, my back. Lil snoozy vert. Thank you. I got banned on face it for suspicious
activity for like at 12 hours.
Why would you play?
Because I'm easily going to fucking get to face it level 10.
And then there's a bet going on where if Ray Fusely and Ludwig
Don't get 16 K.
They have to do a 24 hour stream
where all of the money goes to me.
It's gonna be the most lucrative stream of all time.
Easy clap.
You gotta go sheep, bro.
We've been in Furno,
So the ancient
The ancient will go from here
Hey go, they go, sheesh
Thank you, thank you
You are such an industry plant, I know
I am
It's nice, very comfy
Very comfortable
Yeah, fucking firm
Unranked players, I hope they cheat
I hope they don't say slurs
Because they're on my team. What? For MMR? I hope they cheat.
No, I- Joe, I never played Facer. I played ESEA.
I don't ever use it, so I'm gonna see the new account
I mean, you might be she's cheating cheating cheating cheating
No, they're not cheating. I actually believe them. I don't want to go away. So I refuse to go away
To that
He said GG's on the left.
Uh oh.
Is this freeload?
Kev GG, thank you for the 30 months.
I will never fucking understand why people do that.
They've got bad attitudes
This game is built for people with bad attitudes man. Yeah, that's true. I
Just feel like the only reason to do that the next step you just have to go to the top of your building
Is just fucking jump off of it if you're gonna go that far
No leaving a game
I
Mean these guys all have new accounts meanwhile that guy's still flying through not really 12 year old account
Eight year old account okay not new account all building private profile
Oh, this guy's legit.
I'm not faked for holding.
You guys want to push cat out here?
Yeah.
I'm the Molly postman
buy it break it faster dad a photo but the factory rider
I'm so blind I'll meet I'm in oh my god
Damn.
Easy close for you, bro.
Yeah, but the problem is we don't know any insta smokes man.
But we can't do anything crazy.
Ooh.
Yeah, I'm a fuckin' mudbuck man.
I'm hoping you can make it better.
Get my fuckin'... oh shit.
I wanna play with him.
I don't have the ramp.
What they made?
Oh great!
No!
Oh dude!
I hit him like...
I hit him like 90.
Oh... I hit this guy zero.
Do you guys like view models like this or well like if I'm if I copy this guy's view model
Well a bunch of first-time chatters come in here and be like what the fuck is this ugly ass view model?
Would it attract too much attention?
Wait, maybe I steal it.
This guy knows something.
What's like the minimum amount of money you need?
I'm gonna kill
Toton gone please thank you
Toton gone please, I think it's 17 months
Oh, Charlie's not walking out mid, right?
Okay, one in cave.
One donut.
Work it, panic, think about it.
This is weird.
I have three of them.
I don't know the answer smoke mid
No, I don't sadly
Yeah, but we don't have you
We don't need you, tail, we don't need the trucks.
Calling up Red Room.
One round, one round, one round, one B round.
You guys know all the info now.
Can you stop vibing and lock in?
One heaven, one B round. Nobody's here.
I have the bomber now.
Last one ran.
I'm vibing.
Ooh, wait!
The fifth spawn is easy. Aim at the middle of the rightmost U on the wall.
Where's they you owe this one?
Come on, she's about to get nasty, brother.
This you?
Can you Molly mid G1?
Oh yeah, I always...
Let's fucking go, let's fucking go.
One more B-side. Good job.
Yeah, B doors.
Are you guys friends? I'm playing solo queue.
So any friends here are me in the chat. Hey guys
Will you play fortnight fuck that game
It was a ruin I loved playing for and then it was ruined by a bunch of frickin stream snipers
I'd be killed I'd be trying to go to his non-descript part of the map
Someone kill me the same name was typing my chat got him lol
Fuck that
It would piss me the fuck off
Got him!
Lawl!
Fully Cortisol Spike Frame Mog.
Shut up!
You can't talk like that here man.
Sugar-Free, thank you for the prime!
I'm not getting frame logged, I tell you I'm not.
You know what all starts with an irony snatch owl?
And then one day you're gonna wake up
and you actually join the looks maxing manosphere.
Like it's all downhill.
I remember a time when this chat
would ironically watch TikToks.
Ironically, and then every fucking morning you grab your phone
Okay
How do I one I
I almost got time out inside one
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I got it. Okay. He's long. Didn't one of them pass them? Long
still last guy mid guys stop holding caps lock I can't read all of that my
cortisol levels are spiking I'm getting frickin straight up frame log yeah hey
Haley, KB, thank you!
One at a time, raise your hand!
And then I'll read it.
Nice dude.
I'm just using the bomb.
I'm raising both hands right now.
Okay, go ahead.
One question, please.
uh can i get a gun please?
anyone else a4?
uh a4
thank you
here you go
let's get it to the police
I'm out of ammo, man.
Always out.
Fuck.
You ran through my molly?
Outside, uh...
Throwing smoke.
Wait, what the fuck are you doing?
One more minute.
Oh, they crossed. They come.
Fuck, shit, they can't be going right now.
Okay, I'm dropping.
You know what's more important than the log size?
The size of your heart.
In red.
Dead red.
No, like, get it checked because a big heart is like...
Not a one tagged in red.
Bad for cardiovascular disease.
You think I was being lovey-dovey back in the day?
No!
I can't watch Mid with this guy.
I don't like that he just goes donut.
the
jay break up with them
guys say it's not you it's me
I'm poor
Just send them in, man. Five, seven, small armor, and 18.
We fucked them up big time. Don't worry about it.
You gonna go doughnut?
Dude, I just wanna go straight, man.
Let's just fucking send them in. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay. I like it. I like it. I like it.
Yeah, I'm on D already.
We have to resape.
I'm smoked.
I'm gonna molly deprive them.
There's two down right now.
We're smoked off here.
Here, baby.
Baby, baby, hit the shot.
This is the longest smoke I've ever seen.
Duh.
I
Can save all good stop fighting
Yeah, I could drop one a for a 1s a1 a1
Oh
One went through the mid smoke I can't I can't why where's my mid player
He runs away I get all this fucking thing. I'm pushing up. I'm going here runs away
Damn
Memento Mori. Pretty dark stuff here, huh? This AK is in Memento Mori.
Why don't you tell me how you feel? Because I've learned that you can't teach anybody
anything and only some people are willing to learn. And I don't want to assume.
No, there's never been a moment in Counter-Strike where I'll say something
like, oh hey can you do this? And they're like, oh thanks for that. Not a single time.
I
Met
Blue you got a gold man
Thank you for listening to this.
Teaching is often a thankless profession.
Hey, tell the teachers who are listening to this.
Thank you.
How about that?
here they're working
I feel so alone mid
just feel alone
right on
i'll come here
you ever get lonely?
go get some
thank you
i'll give you some one-top degre shot
i don't watch that shit
okay
i hear a
aaaaaa
One more out dead
Jack-ass-ass, thank you for the crime
They made one
Thank you blaster faster roster for the one year
You have a situation ship I guess I do huh get half it's all good. He's that easy
Let me guess no one's gonna smoke right around
I guess why do us today to admit?
Where are you going G1 I can go
I'll go
What
accounts
One down, one red.
One red.
I wanna go through this bro.
I know I shouldn't, but I want to.
Just set it, I don't know if you, just set it right.
Yeah, go, go, go.
Yeah, just one time.
He's close left.
Nah, he's good fucking trade.
He's dead.
He's dead, bro.
Nice dude.
This guy's good.
No that wasn't his fault he was there was a guy pushing him down that's all
Wow, go back to it.
Wow.
Do I make my trade link public, or is that like me begging too hard?
What do you guys think about this?
What if someone hacks?
I'm rushing to the other side.
One xbox with a skull.
Maybe we end up big, I'll be good.
right
let's go be let's go be
he's out out
there's one down there
two fucking newbie man
I'm bringing bomb
What a swing
nice play Tommy good shit why are you taking that fight just play time at
squeaks shut the fuck up how about that for a bad attitude
It was just a moment of passion because I thought it was going to push up cave.
You're actually right, it was a bad peep.
True.
It's all good.
I
Got an ampic
I'm shooting the shadow
I'm skit so shooting no I saw a shadow I'm not cheating
Yeah
This guy's flooding the comms I
I need some radio silence here, I get flooded, I get overwhelmed.
You guys know how sensey I am.
You give your subs your cheats.
There's a TikTok out there that quote-unquote proves that I bunny hop script.
It reminds me of the good old days of Counter-Strike.
imagine the Mario speedrun boy downloading Counter Strike that she
is that is so fucking pathetic I guess people think I'm that pathetic
can you just stop telling people that because it's just a part of my life
that I want to and you know I just want to move on from
From who I once was
Can you take those?
You got AK one
He knows bombs here
Let's go B
I have B
He's up
Ehh...
Bam, bam
Bam
Hey
I have B, I have middle
What's your rank?
Fucking shit! It used to be 24999.
My friend, thanks for my stream.
I got less cheaters because a lot of them are stream snipers. Do you guys think this is real?
I prefer snipers over cheaters too. I don't feel like I
Oh my god, of course, uh, sure, let me, let me just quit this, uh, what would you like
me to play?
To me, although, to me.
Uh, yeah.
You can do it.
Yes, sir.
Sorry about that.
Terrorists, we are out.
What?
Of course.
Thanks for asking.
What?
Of course, of course.
Thanks for asking.
Please play Roblox, Love Island.
I gotta shake some of these chatters, man.
I have to.
I just have to.
I can't deal with it.
I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
Can somebody come uh, cave with me?
Yeah, I'll come with you
I'm gonna take the upshot
See if he's always pushing it
I won't fuck with your spawn
You got this
Thank you, thank you
Trait me
I won't even need to you got to kill a hundred percent
I'm taking this guy's off by the way
It's all good you're up mid
Nice nice
Good shit, Tommy
Please go on lover host do you understand the type of chatter that would attract
Do you understand
We have a very safe place here, come be cozy fuzzy.
Cat?
Come out of that, you're pretty long.
Just stay calm and don't be late long.
I'm out of.
Smoked donut.
One CT.
This guy is low on B.
I'm not clear.
Last guy low on HP.
It could be round.
I mean heaven.
I whipped.
I hit him.
I hit him once.
He saw you.
Good job.
Good fucking shit.
What the fuck.
Hey.
Hi, hi, hi.
Alright!
We're crawling back!
Not bad!
B-Hatch, thank you for the prime.
That was a good game.
I don't hate Ancient anymore.
make your trades public please do I dare Nathan is there a reason I shouldn't
you're very knowledgeable about this there is no what if people you know
yesterday after stream I got a message that was like we want to advertise our
website on your stream will give you a knife. No, go fuck yourself. How about that? I responded
no question mark. Their website was gambling, dude. Send me fucking money then. What the
How the fuck is that?
What, is that what people take that?
Thank you, Komirdra.
Ignore the knife.
Wait, what if I like got rid of the, what if I like scraped the name off?
Is that possible?
Well, can you only scrape stickers off or whatever?
And change that to twitchdiscord.com slash squeaks.
Dude, I would take a Discord.
I would do a discord.com slash squeaksknife, bam, bam, bam, bam, pig in a tree.
Thank you.
Who squeaks?
Hi.
I'm just a just playing a game.
I'm just a guy I stream welcome friend you welcome friendo
Yeah, I'm going to be in the 10 man later today.
10 man's who's playing hanner chibley foosley tarik silent coming up cat three
Why don't you die?
This guy's got Ankh crosshair.
Flon goes to sleep too early, dude.
My team queued together by the way
Nice try
You guys got mics or I wish to oh
Can I join your discord oh
Let's move along, boys.
Okay.
Nice smoke, Lulu.
Yeah.
one under me out
yeah there i'm leaving you for a problem
one holding long push
There it is.
Apparently with some social media, I forget what country, but you have to take a picture of your face and upload it and they use AI
to scan how old they think you are.
Like...
Can you imagine how much that would hurt so bad?
It would be like, it would sense me, it would give me an internet age.
That's so fucked up.
Can you try it?
No!
They're gonna say, oh, you're well in your 80s, sir.
Please continue using our services.
Sorry to intrude.
I would like wear cooler, young clothes so that I could trick the thing.
I would. I would. I'm not even kidding you.
I would be like, I would put on a persona.
I dropped flashes flash.
I'm going to throw the smoke in the door.
Let's go!
Where am I going?
They smoked mid. Tunnels?
Bomb down.
Upper?
Mid, mid, mid.
Bomb is lower. Two mid.
Oh
Yeah
You get carded at bars it's even worse than you think Mia I get carded as a joke
It becomes a punchline like yeah, let me check your card, but I'm just joking. Hey have a great time at the bar
It's a punchline to them
The ironic cardic
Nice round guys can play
All right, we forced good shit
Last weekend a girl asked for my number and asked if I'm of age
Chancellor I see you an offline chat bro
I'm sorry. I don't know. Are you talking about final fantasy MMO? Like what do we say?
I'm sorry
They smoke cat
Not out though
this guy is watching my mid right around the world around the world
hold. He's one HP. Thank you. I'm just kidding. I actually believe you chance sometimes it's
important to sacrifice one chatter for the remainder you know what I mean sometimes
you just have to
for everyone to type Keck L or whatever the emo
nice dude good around guys
is that kind of what Ellen DeGeneres did? wait what do you mean by that?
My theory is anyone who's like grand is being nice is secretly evil
You want it Mike?
Except me hi
One suicide, right side.
Bum bum bum.
This just makes me play with more swag.
One down.
Still top mid.
Watch your long.
One more.
Got that. Nice.
I don't know. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Do you think Keanu Reeves is evil? No. But I think people have imprinted their own interpretation of Keanu onto Keanu.
And so Keanu not saying anything and just acting makes him an angel.
You're breathtaking!
I'm blind.
Three.
Twenty bear.
Just name that.
Can they...
Can you be mid?
Hello?
Let me know if they can come mid on me.
I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
One lower tunnels going lower to be
the noobs why don't they just talk to
me I hate these for cues not talking
they're too fucking cool oh my god talk to me if I'm playing be I need someone
to watch mid or tell me when they come mid. Oh it actually is pissing me off. I'm not
going to be any more I'm actually just gonna bait everybody and not call them
in a death bug. Vibes actually. Wait!
Oh for sure.
I'm leaving you
One's be tunnels according to my radar
Cat
The tunnel is clear. It looks like we have a teammate push through.
Upcat!
Gington site!
The bomb has been planted.
Terrorists, wait.
Damn, nice ride.
Oh
What was I
You watch you watch
One net so
He's out mid.
I'm actually gonna lose it.
Oh!
I'm saving this round thanks dude you too you guys having fun this game nope alright
Well, keep me in the loop.
What?
I don't know, just as fun to talk to you.
You seem like a really, you know, affable guy.
One serious out of the bomb.
Too long.
I said affable, not effable.
I don't play Acro, so I don't have to rely on calls, I just realized.
Smart!
Did you play fishy business?
What's that?
I like games with fish in it.
Dude, in San Aquarium, one of the best games of all time.
Let's make this Freddy Fish.
One of the best games of all time.
I
Sure man, thanks, dude, they swung at the same time perfect coordination with them
One suicide!
Sounds like they're Michael and Cat. One lower.
Where are you blue?
Oh, they're in B.
He's lower, guys.
Yeah, kick me please for the love of God.
I like you.
You seem like a really nice guy.
Nice, man. You do too.
Really?
Yeah.
You're not being too fancy?
No, no, not at all.
I just think our team's problem is you guys are having your own conversations.
You're coming to each other.
I feel very left out of the loop.
I think...
I think the other team is ass.
I think that we're not playing the correct spot.
So we're just going to lose everyone.
Let's switch it up then.
Where do you guys want to play?
I think someone should do cat, at least one round.
I'll go up cat this round then.
Okay.
And then with that, you can push upper.
Perfect.
And then we can take mid control.
That's if we have a mid player as well.
It's all good.
Oh, we're getting up long to get so late.
It's all good.
Nice.
Flash for me.
one
one down
and around one
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Let's go be
I
Will throw a smoke and be doors perfect
Unboxed
Oh good they ran be a I can't be
I'm gonna go lower. I'm gonna try to kill this guy in the middle.
You guys want a force?
I'm forcing every round.
one more lower
One more lower. Two more lower.
I don't understand why they give up.
It's so sad.
I really feel like we can win.
Squeaks, what's your day job?
I don't have a day job.
That's just what I do, sadly, or sorry, not sadly, I mean, hog.
It's not sadly, it's happily.
the mountain I can smoke your mid and I'll uh I'll flash you up cat we can win
this I promise we can do it I agree
I'm not sure what's about to pop.
I'm flashing you ready, Cat?
Push along.
I can't stand. I actually can't stand them. I know I shouldn't say this. But like, come
on. It's so hard to be keeping track of so many people's screens.
I
Fresh your lunch gonna go
I drop your classes
here
smoking your cross
try to stay alive
at least one's there
of
death of
of
I'm gonna go lower. I can still flash you out, Kat, if they don't push for lower.
Yeah. Lower.
Air trade.
No, Volkit you play 4v5.
It's actually really sad.
Thank you, Joey Pants.
Are you going to hop on Minoxidil?
Never!
I'm a ride or die.
Or am I already on it?
You never know.
You can never know what streamers need this.
But if you say I'm on Minoxidil,
then you're saying my hair looks good.
I'll crawl close, then.
I tried.
Flash me along, please.
Up the doze.
Chill!
Oh, shit.
up mid
of
the
of
the
I wish they'd believe it again.
Like, I said that in voice chat, I'm glad I did.
Let me know in the Q-Pops, okay?
I got a P.
Like, they're gonna say something and they're not even talking about it.
I learned, I learned, I learned, I learned, I learned, I learned, I learned, I learned.
I learned, I learned, I learned.
They just say I do not, they're on the other team rejoice, sorry, I was out hitting
a bond. Laser Morph, thank you. Joey Pans, thank you. Thank you. Avid Alpaca, thank you for the tier one.
I didn't hate, like there was two of them that I thought were pretty good.
I didn't hate the two that were calming, second half.
You're just like only pixel always vaping dude, where is my vape?
I actually have one.
Oh here it is.
I'm so fucking high.
Yo melon run, thank you.
I don't know. What flavor?
Um, just as birth control. I know that's about.
BAM BAM BAM
Wait, why are you guys question marking me?
I'm pro birth control. Yes, we're all fucking solo queued
You hit your kid that much?
No.
What?
Come on.
Hey, come on.
In fact, I can't say this joke.
I can't say this joke.
I'm not going to.
You'll never know.
I can't say this.
I can't say it.
I actually can't say it.
Oh my god, oh my god wait
Yes
Yeah, those are the two that talk they were good they were good I like them but still
Hello
Hello? What's up?
Anybody here cheating?
My hands are cold, my hands shit. Does that count?
Yep. The first game.
I'm on a huge losing streak. We're fucked.
You guys want to contact B?
Yeah, of course. It's the best call.
You've got the best attitude dude.
I just had a cheater in my game. The last game he was on my team.
Oh shit.
He had radar.
We can wait for purple to make contact too.
I'll just per-
Let purple out?
Oh, we got him.
There we go.
Okay.
Target.
Oh, he's out.
Beautiful.
nice mark! oh you were ringing around the rosy! holy shit! good fucking round
damn they're buying AKs
i fuck with this team hard
i'm gonna do something potentially stupid
john's default
matter, matter
You know the insta smoke x yep perfect I'm gonna go underpass
I'm gonna smoke cat
That's one jungle.
Let's just swing them together.
Last guy triple.
We can take one, D.
Nice.
Throw in the black bag.
Swag.
That was clean as fuck, my holy.
Activate the bomb.
Huh.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm or a farming I guess
Good round guys good shit
And the aura's gone I'll go palaces around
are you actually happily married? on Steam? yeah. no no in real life I'm happily married
for sure yeah big time how about you? no. are you single or are you unhappy married?
I'm sorry guys. I'm here.
Oh.
I'm just fucking.
Cat one.
Move all my dogs!
Retreat!
I'm only hit someone.
I'm out.
Oh!
What the fuck?
He's default.
Damn you.
That's been crouching.
Mark knows.
Mark knows something here.
Declare.
Tune them up.
Underbalak.
He's going default now.
That's crazy.
You got this.
They're both hurt
Where was he plus true
What a weird buy I
I got money.
Oh, I got money.
I can smoke connector if she wants to smoke mid.
We can split B here.
Is that how?
One's cat.
I've trained him up cat.
Up cat right now.
It's knocked out.
Back side.
I'm going to start running.
Ready?
He's hurt.
I'm sorry.
Not hurt.
You're fine.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I
The player just disconnected 1b one cell a dribble the players hurt
He's near empty pillar
Dead
Is input automation chat like people who buy wood like wooden keyboards
And they have snap tap on
Are those keyboards any good
Even if you don't use snap top the snap tab the best keyboard
Uh, does anyone know Lamp Flashes today?
No.
I'm only a little bit.
Uh, Lamp Flash?
Yeah, yeah.
Can you flash me out?
I'm just gonna run out and try to get a pick.
Let's call my brother.
That's me.
Oh
He's bench
The guy was crossing I should have killed him
Yeah, he's this other team is good
Start never mind my team is just better
Yeah, you just get kicked
See how squeaks is keeping his cortisol levels down
You guys think I'm like a stressed guy I feel very low
Kenyland Lee low key
I can't I can't organically look genuinely man. I actually can I tried and I was like thing in my head
You got this you got this I don't got this
Low-key genuinely. What? Low-key genuinely.
You have low-key? Come on! Come on!
I'm flashing connector.
Okay.
I can smoke top.
Just get the con.
Can you smoke top?
I can smoke top.
Under, under.
I guess I got there too late.
Throw it in fire!
Under is hurt, that's nice.
I should be going under every round. I really like being under, like underpass. Under knees? Is that weird?
Let's try to bleed.
Down under.
Dude, you're the guy yesterday who said to date your mom. I don't want to date your mom.
Every day you're trying.
every day
why not
I'm married
one check
it's over
you just have to take CT I think
That's right
He hates his chat he won't even date a guy's mom
Can you imagine if you come home one day from work and you're like hi mom and then you just see me sitting on the couch and he goes squeaks
How's everyone's week going?
Really good
How about yours?
It is okay. I
I really want to get 25k that was all dude you're on your way there
I lost six in a row
You know I was 24 999 and I've been on a fucking
Down street
I've been rough it turns around this game
Up cat
The pass one John all
Is there another smoke no I do won't be yeah, I'm gonna smoke this thing and let's go up be and meet our God
He's out.
You know what our team's problem is?
We just got stuck mid.
This guy's mechanics are insane.
Is his crosshair a division symbol?
All good.
Don't try to be excuse. We're broke.
I should give her a rush.
Let's go. Let's go fast, Cap.
Can you drop his mouth? I can smell a fire.
Yeah. I'll get the window smoke.
I do the window.
Let's take the smoke, Cap.
Let's go.
one's close
one push up
counter terrorists win
cannon thank you
I'll go palace
we can slow things down if they're pushing shit let's just wait
have they pushed B before? that's the person I'm going to
yeah they pushed B when the guy was top mid
And then they peeked mid randomly.
Okay, let's make noise mid into one of their teams then.
Yeah, I'll look A side.
Okay.
Let's just slow it down a little group later.
Okay.
She's in the window?
Yeah.
Ah, fuck it.
Do it.
Cat.
Window.
Window cat.
Oh, the light looks beautiful.
Got dead.
Under.
Nice.
Connector.
Right side toward jungle.
One window, hurt.
Oops
You guys come up con jungle dead
I'm in a
CT CT
Just planning for con
These guys win this. They're in such good spots. This I'm not so sure of.
Last guy, a ticket?
Now he's like he's a gamer. He's a fucking gamer.
He's an actual god gamer. Good shit dude.
God gamer. He won us that round just jumping up.
Beautiful it having a guy pals is so strong
Tell him not us. I'm shy
Didn't push it be there under there. No, but no, no not at all actually
I'll try to do purple
I
Shot them careful under yeah, watch out for me
Oh one first palace late push grand mom dude. I must have gotten timing
Yeah from palace
Fuck.
On site. Okay. Triple.
Dude, I actually lost us the round.
When's the 10-Sack?
Very soon! Tell everybody.
Very, very soon.
Oh, well, fuck me.
I'm calling my parents.
Call everybody.
Hi, favorite streamer?
What?
Favorite?
Damn, this one's saying must fucking suck.
Favorite?
He's Louise
Speak some calling my ex
I think that's a really good idea
Yeah, it's pretty stupid of me. It's all good. Not sure I
Don't think
I don't think I've ever
Like when someone was my ex I don't think I ever like talked to them
I never wanted to though
Never I mean I'm friendly with them like but I never like one-on-one
Like in a group setting I'll be like hey how's it going like what's up, what about for the kids
Up cat up cat
Towards lighter back top sorts cat
He's in sight goody corner and one bench
Send it smoke trade
One city
I
Sorry
You see that
He's lit
What a weird round good shit
Good half
more like Squeaks Peaks, Squeaks Peaks, trade market folks, get it trending, bring it on
T-shirts, the Squeaks Peaks.
Okay, I want a mental read, where are these guys going?
They're going to go mid, and then they're going to go connector to A.
Remember, this is my new country. Shoot everything that moves.
Smokes me.
What a shot.
That's one inside. Dude.
Nice shot.
Shit.
Can you put your hairline behind it?
You know what's crazy, OGEs?
Go through the counter strike directory and everyone's got a bad hairline.
It's like my home.
It really feels like home to me.
It's like a hairline stress
Long juice, and he's not even Natty
Yeah, right
Oh
I'm a feeling if the players have a receding hairline so the viewers
You're home welcome home, buddy
Fuck is happening over there
I'm flashing in mark
That was mid air and you hit me?
Good job.
Carried!
Happily carried.
I am happily carried.
Another week stream let's freaking go. Hi, buddy
They're on glass
he's holding this so tight you guys want to rush him let's keep watching
Thank you, Jamie P.
Can I get a drop, please?
No.
Come on.
Thank you.
I'm good with this.
Thank you.
Why are you all the ones to die in that situation?
Because I'm the one running in first.
I'm happy to die if the second guy gets a kill running in and dying is actually a good place
One-stop mid
nice one-by-one-ing
chair
good job
thank you Jared
this is what I call a pug storm
You haven't read my messages in two and a half weeks, did I do something wrong?
Do you think if I'm not reading your messages I'm mad at you?
Come on!
I got some needy chatters here.
No, it's either because either I just missed your chat message or your messages are
Is that a good Amali?
Wow!
Careful under.
I knew what you're under.
I haven't made it.
Green's got it under.
Where's he?
Throwing smoke.
They're just everywhere.
Yeah.
I think they've given up.
Lime.
You didn't even read my first message two days ago!
Don't bark at them.
What?
I saw you.
Out.
Hello?
He went through my molly. I knew it was a good molly.
I trusted you.
Maybe Palace?
Flash me in bro. I got you.
That was clear. Plus he's in the smoke.
Dude, they're already leaving.
It's okay, GG though.
Damn!
Wait, reckless today? Two and one.
Not bad. I'm not bad. Oh
Who's excited for the 10 man because guess what?
It's not yet happening
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah
Everyone's excited, look, they're all talking about it.
Wait.
Invite Big A from LemonadeStand.
Does he play games?
Shy.
Or get all the make it better do it faster make it stronger.
I love that punk millennial detected.
Why do you call it 10 men when there's women also playing 10 women.
10 bees. I like 10 bees. Where'd I like 10 bees? Garage I'm throwing. I got you man, I'll
ban it. 10 bees chicken nuggies. Dude, I'm gonna have an asshole moment. The older I get,
is you're gonna say I've changed and you're right.
I can't have chicken nuggets from McDonald's.
I used to love McNuggets.
I love that shit.
The older I get, even if you put honey mustard
or barbecue sauce or anything, it's fucking,
it fucks me up.
I can't do it.
It actually doesn't feel good at all.
Even like the, when I was a kid,
and I'm sure some of you might relate to this,
You'd be like, who the fuck is ordering a six-piece chicken McNugget?
That is not enough.
It's for like the adults who are like, yeah, maybe I'll have a little bit or...
It's disgusting.
Something about it really...
You'll take this right as a scene.
It's not a sober meal.
Yeah, but Taco Bell is way better of a non-sober meal than McDonald's McNuggets.
like anything a contrapp supreme or something with all that sauce and stuff
I mean I'm that's good-ass fucking shit food what the fuck Frank thank you
hello I'll go along with you
I
Chew on top me
Bombie
Men men men
In our mid guys just died
Is mid going to be an issue this game, should I ask that?
Guys, is mid going to be an issue this game?
Because just let me know and I'm just going to mute everybody.
Yeah
Flash is long
I have bomb down
We got bomb
Sorry, I tried to get out. Yeah, it's all good
of
the
I
Could try
I'll flash out long vision
This hand
You just tell yourself good try what should I say instead good boy
of
the
of
the
I should have- he's too close for me to do this.
Uh-oh.
Are we simply being outclassed here?
What?
Well, arm has been cleared.
Cheater cheater cheater wallhacks!
Cheating cheating all the cops!
No no no, we gotta do our own investigation here.
Not cheating.
I did not shoot it off. It's good. Remember the other game
I'm gonna light by we're gonna win this by the way. Yep. I'm gonna go up cat
The
the
I try to get guns.
Did it boost it?
He flew like a jack-in-the-box.
Alright, let's buy and win.
I got the insta-long smoke if someone can molly dumpster.
I
Truly I hit this right
He's hurt
He stole my kill son of a bitch one long hurt
One long hurt
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, he had a U-Till.
Nice job, dude.
Wait, Arc-9, you played 1.6?
Yeah.
Me too.
We probably crossed paths.
It's possible.
I probably crossed paths with every single F1 6 player.
That's what I'm saying, the commuter was so much smaller.
Ever playing this game for far too long.
Me too, dude.
You need to get into Source at all or no?
Source was the only one that I kinda skipped.
Yeah, I feel like everyone skipped Source.
Yeah.
I'll flash you out.
I played it a little bit, but I never got competitive with it.
Oh, one's up in corner.
Nice.
One more top mid tag.
Two more top mid.
2v2.
Yeah, if you love 1.6, you hated Source.
That's actually the fucking rule.
There was this show on Direct TV called Championship Gaming Series.
And it was a Counter-Strike tournament league, and it was like TV produced.
That shit was so crazy ahead of its time.
Everyone thought it was cringe.
But they would have like high quality cuts to the players going,
whoa, let's freaking go.
It was like reality TV.
And they would have like, it was like Overwatch League, like it wouldn't be like complexity
and Cloud9, it would be like the Chicago Chimera, San Francisco Optics.
Like they would represent, they would try to be like the NFL.
Bro, who you got your money on?
San Francisco or LA?
It was like, I just remember watching that and being like who the fuck would care
about the personal lives of these players.
Why is the camera so high quality?
I just want to see the gameplay.
Now look at us now, parasocial angels.
Can I get a drop, please?
Still a drop point.
Thank you.
Move, base gun.
top mid, top mid, thank you Rancor's alone
they smoked mid to B
flashing through, yellow
one's hopping
in B site with bomb
I thought they said flashing through am I just lying
One hurt and be I think they're both tag
Yeah, they're both her oh you said flash me oh I miss her
Guys, if you want my take on Clivicular, just do Exhibition Point Clivicular.
I already talked about it enough.
I know you got Frame Maul, that's huge news, but like, come on.
We gotta keep going here.
I had someone come in here when I was playing, I forgot what single player, and they were
like, do you mind if I backseat?
Yes!
I don't mind at all!
Backseat me!
read your chat message to pretend like I know it. What are you talking about? Please.
I need help!
Fire!
Incendiary out!
Can we do this?
I need to look out for them.
Incendiary!
Smoke!
Troy smoke!
Got one.
Freaking.
Trash him behind you.
Yeah, for sure.
one suicide with a scout
he's dead it
fuck that guy man the whole round he's suicide
come on nice that
that's what i'm talking about
three kills
with a 565 damage
They call me the assist king
Thank you
pre-nade long guards. I'm gonna nade it with you
Okay
I'm an ass hat?
Really?
Suicide
Nice
Oh
What's up
up cat last one
yeah I'm going to try a third
good job
lol lol
you're a wanker? you can't say that
be nice
I'm a bell-end you can't you're not allowed to
The flash is long.
The flash is blue.
Flash.
Flash is behind me.
The last one in the smoke somewhere.
In the smoke first.
Good job.
Does this guy go to suicide every round with a scout?
I flashed out long.
It's 1 a.m. for UK chatters.
I know, I fucking...
I went live late.
Sorry, who here's from the UK?
I fucked up.
It's like 4 AM, like we got true D-gens.
Move it, move it!
We're gonna have to...
I didn't see him suicide.
No shit.
Out, mid.
Oh, mid.
You're in injury.
I'm getting a slug in this room.
I threw...
Smoke.
You're in, let's do it.
Why are you wearing a button up today?
It's not gonna be classed as fucking website up, huh?
Some people, they just show up wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
Here in a full piece, three piece suit.
Jin and Gabriela, thank you.
I need a dial and I have three kills at this point.
This is fucking sad.
I know exactly what to do.
I know exactly what to do here no no no trust me especially if he keeps picking
dead
I'll pick up your med
One kill is all it takes.
I think I'd de-spawn.
I'm gonna run out.
Oh, come on.
Uh, could you do that smoke for me, too?
Let's go, let's go!
I'm not in California.
I'm in New York.
Hard dead.
Door smoke missed.
Exit. Exit dead.
Flank. Right side.
Flank dead. He was one though.
Ghost. He ghosted.
Good round.
Yippee!
Look easy with the prime!
Let's go.
I'm actually down.
I'm in New York. New York is fucking miserable right now. I want to move. I always say this every winter in taxiism. Please.
of
the
of
the
of
I can smoke mid and flash the one up cat.
Rage into the tier one.
I do play face it, but dude, face it's kind of miserable.
And it's like, I know you're not going to believe this, it's easier.
Oh, my smoke is ass.
I'm flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing.
Oh sorry sorry sorry
Scatter
Let's go cat here
Or no, go meet a bee, let's go meet a bee, there's only a Scatter
Let's all go meet a bee
Go to bee smoked
Keep smoking
I thought there was going to be two tunnels.
This is such an old man spot.
This is like the ultimate old man play.
Dude, good shit.
W old man.
me I'm not old let's get this be entry bro yellow going first I'm gonna put the
Molly out if they throw a Molly okay
I got it.
Door, door, door.
Oh, good, they took site.
say it
castle of flight thank you
don't push, you're probably not the blue dog
give a flash screen
don't peek don't peek don't peek
Blue will be pushing and will be peeking.
I'm happy though.
Why am I messing this up?
I can flash you a cat.
the
death of the
death of
I'm going to close the door, so you can cross.
I'm playing for the win.
I got your run up.
Oh, it's so sad.
Thank you, sick.
Go to the old man spot, old man.
Hey, fuck you, paliasto.
Fuck you.
Is that cool?
I'm going to double flash it on the back, let's hold it for a while.
Wait, how are we not taking long this entire game?
It's kind of crazy, you know.
I
Barrels
I'm hot in there
Your stream is playing in my room living room and my child is wondering what those fingers mean
This fast be fast. I'm gonna purple double flash long everyone else fast
I
Their own drugs now
I actually fucked my stupid chungus life lol xe chungus he's so wholesome goofy
Nice one.
Is this what you want?
Stay cat. Stay cat.
See you soon.
At least two.
Mr. Fixit, thank you.
Good shot.
Two of them.
Ah, lost a cat.
Not that soon.
Nice one.
Nice try.
Oh, that's better.
Let's save.
Counter-terrorists win.
We should have saved that round, but no one's perfect, I guess.
I'm going to try to get a long click.
Purple, drop the bomb.
I'll get bombed down, but y'all just pull rush along here.
Just hold it beyond long.
Oh, I hate this call.
I hate this call.
When you're rushing along.
Big Mike, thank you.
I'll do it oh no flash
oh my god kill this guy and it's worth it one more
Yeah.
Mission accomplished. I repeat, mission accomplished.
Bomb is down.
of
the
death
of
death
I mean maybe how much are gloves I just feel so stupid
I'll smoke the war you should be clearing cat every round
I feel like mid to mid to be supply too. That's just a late round late round. Yeah. Yeah
I can flash you up, Cap.
Flashing?
Alright, hold on.
Really fucking low niggas in the smoke.
Nice.
Oh, push long, push long.
I got it pushing out cat right now is the play 3v3
You guys have to take cat control
my hot take though is they need to push cat if it's planted for cat and we don't
control of long we have to fight for cat I think that's the right play I'll
I'll smoke mid again.
Yep.
Smoke mid, everyone go wait in tunnels, don't make any noise.
Okay.
I'm coming over there.
Clear close cat.
It's like you need to.
I'm dust too. They fucking push later on.
Easy peasy.
Don't be a, don't be a, don't be a.
Oh, he's gonna box box box
I thought he knew something like I thought the beep
Nice.
One long.
Long tag.
What the fuck?
Where you sloppin?
even in 95 months
Did you have fun I actually did I like that game a lot I
I feel like my team came alive.
Wait, it's 10 man time, isn't it?
Soon.
very soon very soon in 30 minutes they're gonna be late dude 10 streamers come on they're
gonna be fucking late they're going to be late I can get away with one more they're
gonna be late. Come on, I can get over the whole one more game surely. They removed Danger
Zone, Jonas. 30 minutes equals two hours. And then they're gonna be like, oh, let's do
one more. And it's gonna be like 1am. And then I'm gonna say I'm sleepy. I'm gonna
say, what? We just started. Oh, wait, they're quoting me. They're
gonna be late. 10 shimmers. Come on. They're gonna be late. Oh,
who's the rules? Seriously. Gosh, if she would give me a knife. I
think that would be really cool. Wouldn't you agree? One in
the chat. See? W. That's how I go to the bathroom. Okay, I trust them to pick the right map and
I'm not a staunch learner.
Let's roll.
You're fucking kidding me, dude. Dust 2? Come on! Come on!
What's going on?
Wait, why are these guys muted? Hello?
I'll go on
Let's go!
Bash is long.
Two more.
Nice.
Not a cat.
Ohhhhhhhh!
He's up there.
Oh, we lose this GG GG GG look at the crosshair no, it's a winning cross there
Nice try man, no worries, it's all good
I'd say
He's just fucking shabby in the bush.
One's bottom, the lower tons.
How's he know?
Throwing lower, hurt.
Why do I mute these guys, I wonder.
Let me see their profiles.
Oh, I'm gonna generalize and I think they said slurs.
Yeah, I think they said slurs, that's why.
in counter-strike can you believe it
I have one flash, I'll flash you, you've even dropped me in here
Oh yeah.
Throwing flashbang.
Okay, no worries.
One down.
I got cat-control here. Two mid.
They're okay.
Top mid, hurt.
They're all in the ramp. Up, up, up.
One more say it.
One car.
He's low.
I'm low.
Nice.
Sit around.
I'm gonna go for the insult smoke.
Do you need a biber?
I can buy you an M4.
Shit.
What a son of a...
Let me know if you see him, boy.
Oh, I fucked it up.
I'm gonna go for the insult smoke.
I don't know if you see him or not.
Oh, I fucked it up.
Why does that happen?
Yeah, I'm on.
Yeah, I'm getting pretty handsome.
Oh, he's car.
Oh, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
I'm scared of this.
Brain fucking off.
I'm watching this.
How many hours did I have in this game?
I just started playing it today.
Three hours, 50 minutes.
Fuck, no.
Car.
One CT spawned a car, are we killing one of the first spawned?
Wait, slag-a-holic is in my chat?
Must be a coincidence.
Must be a coincidence, truly.
and mudded and playing.
All good.
But I didn't call my bad.
It's not my bad.
I died first.
I just want to say my bad.
So to release the tension,
Counter-Strike is a relationship management game.
Two more at A door.
So, I'm gonna...
Okay.
I shot.
They saw cross
It's all good these guys are terrible we got this
I'm gonna go up cat.
All of you, I'll play B.
What?
Well, you've got the long spawn, man.
Nice.
One more mid.
The bomb is B.
One mid.
Bomb is over time.
One on B, one lower.
That's that's it okay going up cat it sounds like nice
Strangin in the teams man the teams calm it's so funny
Your mic isn't working. Why are you guys looking at me? I need you I'll drop one in
Thank you.
How much was the gloves?
I don't know, I don't know, about...
I don't think 150 or so.
I don't know, it's pretty much a half.
Yeah.
Long flashes.
Yellow, can you flash? Long as they push?
Flashing.
Thank you, flash.
Long, alright, man.
Long, long.
One tunnel.
Your mic isn't working, Mech.
One up ramp.
One up ramp in me.
Yeah, I have sight. One car.
One car to the ramp.
Up ramp. That's my fault.
I didn't register without math.
You're on okay.
One sight.
Oh my.
One behind one in front of double and one long.
Dude.
Rawr.
You're just running out of a main.
A main.
That works.
Ain't no way.
Red like a book
I miss TTS I don't I'm good
Do you miss squeanie baby you have no hair also sex and balls and penis penis penis
Venus Venus Venus Venus that's all you miss
Yes
Nice
Watch your law watch I can flash it
I see peeking
One long so
Really the fuck they both left
First time in chat kind of nervous hi
Hey be nice you stupid
Piece of shit your band for an hour. He's coming through be nice and you new chatters. How dare you
also I'm gonna unbend them I feel really bad I can't find his name so
suicide
It's all good. Surely won't say anything mean again
The call was late
if I don't like what's in your mind I ban you welcome to the freaking stream
bozo yes speak your mind if your mind is bad your band welcome to the freaking
real world drop the wrong person oh that's my bad yes can hear me right now I
can yes I would down babe
we're going to be let's make this right I'll go be ugly that hits 100% 100%
side of this.
Dumpster 2!
Nice.
Is it A or B?
I'm pretty sure it's A.
I'm going to smoke it and leave you a bit of room, save your energy so.
Almost my-
I'm not sure what they're doing.
Good job.
Thank you, Light Waze-y, for the tier one.
Oh
Get around guys
Why is everyone barking today, they're just saying rough twice
It's not a bark
Oh
They're just holding it's on be
Okay, oh
Shit, oh
What's happening?
Well, I didn't realize I
Got ambushed
I thought they were like deep, so I didn't think they were f*****g s**t.
I know they could come up gach so fast, I didn't know they could be out mid, I'm just
doing this.
Okay, you guys had fun.
But let's get it.
Anyone have doors?
Yeah, there's smoke.
Door and window.
Give me the smokes.
You didn't came in, drove two flashes long, give me your smoke.
I need them.
Someone grab the smoke.
Grab it to me, I don't know.
I got it. I got it. Watch lower yellow
Lower one's up mid top mid one top mid. Can you go? Yes
No
One outside.
Two to the floor.
Oh no, one outside.
They're walking.
They're walling.
Okay, they're walking.
They're lagging.
I'm buying a guy I think you guys all do contact me and let me flash a block
Is an MP5 good chat you guys do that can you guys yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
No, but they buffed it I want to try
I
How did I die behind
Lower guys spotted us one more lower straight oh
My god, oh my god, I can't believe it
I'm a bombies go and be
you can't start a meme dude send bro send me a fucking gif of him going like it's like
Like if like the company Clorox was trying to start like a hashtag Clorox
Dispense use it on your Twitter and let's make that shit go viral. That's a
fucking vibe I get
Don't don't fix one's elevator
Wait bitch cock hug left hug left walk up people deep outside deep outside deep
One guy look up it's still behind default
Cat hurt dude these guys are freaking the fuck out holy shit
oh my god you have a full green logo
that looks sick
you f... you fainting?
that guy hurt
was cat
this guy smoked weed for sure
give a long
yeah purple be careful i'm not one
it's me and the guy
oh shit
yes
five bullets
so we need
yeah i could tell him that
i wanted my conny to
picked up a different gun though and i'll go back to the five bullets
you got twenty seven now
it's all you need it's all you need
you ain't even coming
you don't want to
wait a second
I
Didn't know I can smoke double doors
Yeah, I got flashes from
I
Ready go cat I'll flash you
Never mind
So you're just walking it
There's like
one cat one cat one cat
two CT one cat
I got CS2ed so bad
did you see that? my spray was perfect
They're jumping, they're jumping, what?
Please, just agree with me!
Damn, that's wow, really fuck, it's so bad for them.
It's like when I complain to someone and they, instead of listening, they give me a solution.
Like, fuck you guys. At least just say, yeah, you're right, they stink or something.
then if I'm complaining about Ludwig or something you have to say yeah you're
right
it won't happen again sir we can go be I don't have a box is trying to try to
Oh dude, I fucking whipped so bad
Alright, thank you
Flash in O
Oh, one low, one low, one low, one low
What, where's my gun?
Oh, I'm on your left
Where's my gun? Did I not buy a gun?
Damn, dude
Yo, let me have that orange
If you got no health, dude
I am staying thumb so you take my
just to go time one of them I'm be any
Give me flash, give me flash
I'm gonna flash mid, flash mid
Where are we going?
Close, close, close, follow
What, they've been, they've been, they've been
Dude, these comms are so scary
He's up
Go get my shield
Swag!
How we fuckin' do them?
What the fuck, give us the letter of aid too.
Yeah.
Is it good?
Any fate is like up there.
We'll go up on them.
Oh, thanks.
One crossed
We won yeah
Could have gone lower though. Yeah, wait wait wait
Top mid somehow
One push
so I would have this one coming long one coming back there's a tunnels he pushed
tunnels where am I talking about no way
why are you kidding me?
I'm like losing it
I picked it up from spawn back there
I didn't know it was going to be
we don't need to watch on the T side
no
I have one from last round
How about it go out long go out long
That's crazy
Got along got along just sitting on site. Yeah, we're gonna we're about to win until it's up again
I'm just up across
Wait wait wait
Don't push down again
One back side.
One cat, one cat.
Dead side.
One cat.
Cat dead. I'm planning for long plat.
Nice one.
He's always in sniper, one of the scouts.
Cat, I think he's cat.
Last one's mid, last one's mid.
I'm in the wood spot over there.
Why are they pushing them?
Because we're better.
Anyone want an AWP?
Yes, I will take that.
Did you grab it?
Yep, I grabbed it. Try here.
Can you flash us out long again?
We got two good long spawns.
You wanna go out?
Yeah, I think we go out long and then just clear it.
We don't have to commit to it.
Yellow, I'm jumping across, keep your gun out.
Good.
You guys f-
One HP in mid.
Pits.
What?
How is he pits?
I saw him?
Dude!
It wouldn't let me use my mic.
I was trying to tell you one cro-
Am I losing it?
I don't know.
Clip it!
Let's go, we gotta take long.
I should've kept my gun out bro, nobody just flashed you.
That flash is out, flash is out.
Long, I'm loose.
Blue cast again.
Oh!
There's an eye-learn butterfly movement yesterday.
I
Need to mute these guys
Holy shit, they're so... they're just all screaming.
It's freeze. We're gonna get...
I think it's Scott on B.
I was just waiting for our guys to go either mid or cat.
try to pull up, pull some rotates from B
brother, they are taking so long
we're just gonna walk
good trade dude
come back, come back
I'm close
how do you help?
quick
is he door?
yes, he's closer
probably no time for real
play for window if you
oh no way man why are we doing that
shit
they are screaming
i can't deal with it
We ran across the reckless
We're gonna force we can buy him
I'm dead
Let's go
Well, we're taking too long nice. I don't know what you guys are doing
You're under terrorist's win.
Brother, just go cat.
I don't know what we are waiting for.
We literally, Purple said there's someone left side mid and we both have pistols.
Brother, I'm talking, you guys are up cat.
I don't know what we're doing.
We weren't up cat.
What are you talking about?
There's two of cat.
I watched two people wait a cat like 40 skins and then the long player died because the guy sitting ramp didn't give a fuck about cat.
nice right and we also knew there was to be
yeah you guys were sitting there for 40 seconds if you guys did anything you
would have been paying attention
we're gonna win this one
one's up cat
hit toys at least
I can flash you up cat ready vision
I'm flashing.
Good shit.
One close mid double door.
Bad.
Job.
Fuck if this goes in OT.
There's only four in the discord, I'm not like the 10th joining, right?
Please.
Get around this.
I
Someone dropped me a smoke
I gave some blue. I'm gonna smoke double doors smoke double door go up cat. Let's just get cat early
All right smoke mid and we go up. Yep one post a fully a mid loss
Oh
One long with a gun we're just gonna take it confidently just go
Good talking to me to I'm planning for long time
one we see
shut up dude oh my god we got it
holy shit
I'll scope the molly.
I'm rushing B, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh, no way, he peesed someone.
Just go fast.
Sight, sight, sight.
I'm blind again.
Thanks, whatever flash.
Window.
Riding for town.
Window, window, window, window, window.
Hold us, hold us.
Fucking blind.
We're good, we're good.
He was blind.
Stop that.
Oh that's one, one that's one.
Don't fucking go on so much.
Okay, okay.
He was like, don't let him show.
It doesn't matter.
Like two doors.
Hop on.
One more, one more window.
Let's go guys.
I'll do it.
I'm gonna smoke door again and I can flash someone up cat if we want to clear it just slow it down here
hide hide hide hide hide hide hide
One more towards ASI I'm bringing bomb long. Let's put a
One inside
These calls are so loud and scary holy shit my heart rate is beating dude
Brother, we're in overtime, this is intense stuff.
I guess, god damn.
I'm like, shaky.
That's how you know you're fucking a big dick.
I'm smoking that again.
Fuck that, he's fucking tweaking.
Dude, on Valorant?
Oh, wow.
Yo, we got this one.
Turned like a 1v5 on, but it was fucking scary.
Yeah, me too.
It's fucking scary, I don't know why.
I
Think lower I think yellow
Last guy tunnels
There was one more down.
Oh my god, there's five in the bush there.
I just went out right now. They're gonna go long.
Just uh, Twinkie, can you play your long spawn in Mollidor?
I what? Oh yeah, I got some.
Let's show them the weapon arm.
They're all gone.
Ok, we're gonna take them all and pick it off our gun.
Yeah.
Stay, stay on the...
One dead.
One B.
Throwing the grenade.
Hi. Oh, did I win? It's a good question.
It's we haven't decided.
I saw.
Who the fuck is this?
Double up on the I can't help it when over time.
Of course.
OK, well, then, one, two, three.
Hi, Aiden. Hey, what's up?
Hello. Do you know where Ludwig is by any chance?
Not that.
I mean, just wondering if he happens to be in the same room
as it or anything.
I'm not right now.
Damn, unfortunately.
No, he's always late.
He is not high for finishing.
He's both the guys who are going to play.
Why are we late right now?
Always.
No.
He's so timely today, today.
Does he not show up to like things with you guys on time?
No.
Never, ever.
That's interesting.
He's a bad fucking guy.
Don't believe what it looks like yet.
I got your longest worry bucket in 50 minutes.
Wow, wow.
He really, I guess would get the best of him.
Did he try to say this?
No.
That would be a fucking loss there.
It is.
Not being able to deal with the fact that he employs me.
One more long.
And other financial ties.
Push him.
He's streaming.
That's fine.
At least he's on his way.
Oh, I have the pop flash driver by the way.
What's up, losers? Is it Wiskos?
I can choose the server, kid.
I choose West.
Oh, hell yes, bro.
Because I get 130 ping to Wiskos.
But everyone else, they get like 100 billion.
Perfect.
Ludwig, you're late.
I'm being greedy.
I'm not late.
We're right on time.
How's everyone doing?
Yeah!
Dude, I was thinking about Luka Dauntress today.
Really?
Who's Luka, you said?
Squeaks?
Who's Luka, I said?
Squeaks.
NBA player.
So, yeah.
You know, I met him and he actually seemed to like my company more than yours.
Oh, that's just because you smell like a treat.
OK, thanks. You smell edible.
Oh, thanks, man.
And I was like, we're giving you the the, you know, the host.
I think it might. Well, OK.
We're we're going to host this like we don't know how to like do the teams
and stuff, baby. Thank you.
We don't.
Captains like yeah, it's easy me and Leslie are captains
We're the most dog shit bar none
Do you think Leslie's better than you at gaming? Yeah, Leslie's better than me as a gamer, so I'll be the first pick
You are a better gamer than me I should be the first pick you're the second pick
Okay, I think it's okay. Okay. I'm in wait. Hold on anything. Okay, actually fuck. It's better if I snag it. No, I want to be second pick
Oh, Leslie, you're better. You don't get to have an advantage. Do not late. Do not leak it
You just I can click the link and sign in I
Was just gassing you up on the call and you fucking you coming
It wasn't nice.
It wasn't nice about you.
Why do you keep talking, bro?
Shut up, man.
Fuck.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry. Sorry, boss, man.
You want podcasts of Pete Buttigieg and you change?
OK.
Wait, this is cool.
We all been in.
Yeah, during the week.
We are so official.
We are we are playing picking teams.
We are chivalry.
I don't know. We can pick teams in the thing.
Oh, how do we do this?
We just click on both of this or either of these?
Yeah, click click at any of them.
We still don't have to.
You guys are a lot of your.
I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, everyone has to join it.
OK, I'm sensing stress from you, Leslie.
I need I need you to dial it down.
I'm extremely stressed about what?
No, no, no.
You want to put some stuff on the line for this?
Yeah, I mean, wait, no, wait, I don't have to give this up.
Yeah, how about 500?
Wait, no, I haven't seen the two yet.
Pay on that, though, like the whole of us, like we're not all doing subs.
Only you two. No, no, no, you can pay me to.
Chibley.
OK, 10 five subs, maybe a key.
I'll give you a key in a case.
You are a cheap case.
We are cheap.
Oh, is everybody in the lobby?
I'm going to get a little too carried away.
Oh, hold on.
I have to sign in.
I don't know what my cell phone is.
I'm changing my thought off skin.
the comms. How do I add the swag nine?
You just go to like your heart to be around sometimes.
How do I join this?
I have to log in to your team. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're trust me. Trust me. Trust me.
It is, it is, it is, it is.
You guys, everything we should just be nicer to each other.
Yeah. Wait, my account was sent to trade off for all of my shit
to a random account. I'm not even kidding. And I'm out of here.
See you guys. I play on my Alts.
I can make people team captain who wants to be team captain join up everybody. We're waiting on two more
Who's big?
Oh, that's a weird question. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. I did get a little logis since the stream
Can we or no, I think you should do not show the link. Oh, yeah, not sure the page. Okay. Oh
Who's the last one to join I
I don't want to be captains too stressful.
Leslie, you're a damn captain, bro.
Suck it up.
We're the two worst players.
Get in here.
Shut up, Ludwig.
I'm not on your level.
Oh, you have to click the link me on and sign in.
Don't let him reverse psychology, Leslie.
Say it better than him.
Well, I already know that.
Oh, OK.
So then why are you scared of being a bad captain?
Oh, shit.
Cancel, cancel.
I don't know who to pick.
It's too much stress to pick.
I think just give it to the Lud and Leslie.
Lud and Leslie.
Come on.
Yep.
Lock it in.
OK.
I get to pick whether you go first or second then wait, how do I make the most of your higher rank than me?
I genuinely think you think women are less powerful than men the way you talk sometimes
You talk like your sex is straight up internalized misogyny. I'm working lovely. Can you switch teams?
How about this do you want to pick first or second let me think let me think if I pick first and you get to pick two
That's right. Yeah
Okay, you guys are drafting go ahead Ronnie first head. I don't think we do snake. It's no snake
I think snakes bad with two. Wait, I think we have to say why well, I mean just here
Yeah, that's why it's your ping pong
silence dude
Do you not know who silent is Aiden?
I do know so what what do you mean? It's fine if we I think we don't do though
I was I was the bad pro. Terry was a good pro. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Also squeaks is here. He's pretty good
Your captain you got to pick your captain. I mean, sorry, you got a brawny you're gonna first pick in the first pick
No snake though first pick. No snake. It's not a disadvantage for you. Oh first pick in snake. Yes
First pick I get first yeah, there is snake in your first pick. Yeah, there is this there is snake
Okay, so some okay first pick. I get first pick. Yeah, you got to choose like you think and can you choose or it doesn't
All right, if you don't pick me it like I'm gonna be very disappointed in you right here
Are you gonna try it's Eric are you gonna try your role? We're playing versus Ludwig
Okay, okay first pick
Do not troll. So what do I do you join my team? I think you can click them Leslie
How?
Look at their name at the bottom.
Ronnie picked one player and then you click your name.
Wait, this is like an actual drop.
Yeah.
Wait, that's cool.
Okay.
Then you pick.
All right.
With the first pick to team low cow aircoots will select silence.
Oh, don't that be me.
Happy for you, bro.
Okay.
What is your name in this role player?
Right.
Got it.
second pick. Oh, this is tough. You got to get weeks here, right? Oh, man, I know
pookies trying to play with me, too. I don't want you to pick me. God, please. Please.
Please. No, Jito, who's actually insanely going to dominate my thing. Oh, she's really
good. John's really good. I have not played. I want to play with pookie. Don't do it.
Please. Welcome to. No, I get to you get to now.
Yeah.
Oh, stupid, shut life.
Do you believe are you good?
I'm not going to answer because I think it's funny or if it's
honest to pick me based off not knowing anything about me playing the game.
I would be surprised.
I might be dog shit, dude.
I might be horrible.
I'm on member.
I'm on high ping.
So good luck.
Is that Ludwig?
I'm out as a member, as a member, I would nominate John and he's on my team and cast my vote.
All right, my next two picks are boom, me, young and one, two, three, Aiden.
Oh, my God, let's get my share.
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much, Leslie.
I couldn't I was with a lot.
Oh, my God, I checked you to that.
Do not worry.
Love the bike really good pitch and in the third round, I'm going to pick up Masayoshi.
Whoa.
And Ghibli.
Ghibli.
Wait, oh, leaving you with eight.
I was global elite.
No, you're lying.
You're lying.
Were you actually?
All right, let's do our vetoes.
All right.
So 500 subs, Leslie.
Brawny, you can ban one map.
No, no, no, I'm just 200, 200 lost confidence in our picks.
No, I just don't know.
It's like too much of a log cut situation.
200, 200, you have Tarik, bro.
And Aiden.
Aiden is fucking good.
Aiden's actually unbelievable.
By the way, 100 gifted subs on this match.
Let's do 100.
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm down.
But they all throw.
We're 20 of those.
But what I got place.
Would you get place?
I got place 6k.
We should get odds then.
You know let first one will pay for fun. We'll play for fun. Oh
Okay, what are we banning what are we banning? Oh, oh
Well, we know what they're gonna choose. They're not gonna choose like a new this they're gonna choose dust to a mirage trust me
No, we're not new
Oh, I was I was learning smokes from the squeaks of all yesterday. I'm all over. Oh, you're fucked if you're learning from squeaks
Watch over I just make it up like a random shit in mouse one and they hit dude and they
hit aircoots aircoots time to ban. Oh yeah. We are going to ban you ban Danubis. I'll
ban. What do we ban? The overpass? Yeah, that's fine. I've been to overpass. Okay. Okay.
What do we ban? What do we ban this ban based off your map knowledge? Okay, we ban ancient.
I'll ban. Oh, I kind of like the nuke.
She banded us to because she's kind of lame.
Yes, I hate those two so much.
Let's not play inferno.
Whatever we do, we don't play inferno. Fuck inferno.
I hate those two.
Well, I get to pick.
Yeah, love it. Just ban inferno.
Oh, they banned it.
We're on your nuke.
Up to you.
Leslie's actually wants nuke.
I'm just saying.
I like Marush.
I definitely want to play nuke.
Leslie wants Nuke.
This is game one of seven.
Let's just do Nuke. Fuck it.
Let's play Nuke.
Like seven games.
Of course. Of course.
All right, start.
Accept it. Accept it. Accept it.
I accept it. Accept it. Accept it. Accept it.
Everyone accept it.
Hundred. Oh, oh.
No, no, no.
Fifth. Let's let's start easy.
Twenty gifts in on this one.
Leslie, you are dead as a billionaire.
We get it. You guys are rich.
Like, come on.
Give some for the rest of us.
Why are you going to make it all like this?
You're high stakes all the time.
Because I watch your money.
Like, what are we talking about here?
Let's focus on the game.
This one's for fun.
All right, Nick.
No, I don't play for fun.
All right, Joyin, if you're Leslie Seymour.
Joyin, that's your friend, Cal.
Oh, do I have to open CS2 to play it?
Yes, dude.
You're not coaching.
Um.
I'm in.
Don't share link when you type it in console.
I will never leak anything.
Wait, what?
Are we going down and then call?
Same call, no?
No.
Team, please stay up here.
No, I have bubbles for you.
No, we're staying.
Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.
Don't leak IP.
Bro, I have bubbles here.
I have bubbles.
All right, fine.
I'll go down, but we have to put 100 gifted on this.
Fine.
Someone direct me on that.
Bubbles are worded.
I can't control V in this console
Why is that a squad? Hello?
All right, anyone know how to smoke from here? Yeah
Does that work here? Look, I'll show you an easier one that we know you're lying
Hello, the server's so long. It's a waste. Here. Come here a lot. I'll show you one. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
You stand here smokes on a lost night in this corner and aim
There above the second you see like the second thing poking out
And then do I just jump on top of it just a little bit on jump throw
GG and now I'll never forget that
It hit holy shit it fucking hit holy
Oh the server's laggy dude for me. Is it?
28 that's pretty cool. Yeah, I put it to Seattle. Yeah, that's the only way chibli can play. Oh
man, I missed it in the smoke
Chibli so how's it runs day going John? How are you? How's your day going?
Oh my god discovering nature John you did a you did a move right? Yeah
I'm in Washington, look at my pain bro!
Dude, I used to live there.
Did you really?
Yeah, I love the Pacific Northwest.
I was Portland boy.
Oh shit!
Everyone should move there.
Oh, but the beauty, the natural beauty of Los Angeles is so addicting.
When are you moving out, like?
I never, bro.
Wait, can he talk again, John?
Just turned you out perfect perfect. Yeah, John the 160 angle. I put him at 180. I
Actually lowered you
Normal it's normal game. This is normal. It's a first of 13. Oh, I have clean names on dude
All right, y'all the strat is follow me I'll be do not be slow. I will lead us
us. Okay. I like that. I'm ready. Wait, I'm coming out. Why are we letting a lot of lead?
I'm going to flood out. I'm serious about this. We're pushing through smoke if there
is one. I see two workers. I'm a little mad about it, but whatever. Two? Where? I'm
dying. Yeah. One cap for me. Okay. The server is so bad. Oh, no.
I
Get one market one pillar
Do the service
I'm leaving halfway through you can change it then okay. All right
What's the call? Let's just run it a we got weapons
Which son off I'll uh lamp flash you
No, this round is dedicated to you buddy
I
Said that
We really do that shit, thank you
Joe
All right, all right, so here's my game plan here. We've been going on five
I would love for three of us to go B. We're gonna end a it's a fake
Okay
I'll go a ramp to
Low work day here. I really don't want you seen to make you really mad. Okay. Yes, sir. One more be one more be
I'll be loud be it's we should have one maybe mid right now. Just a little I'll go man
Okay, so you two right you're not seen right you're not seen
All right, let's start hitting that a
Alright
It's quiet one fat. Yep
Back up now we can back up. Oh flight flight flight flight flight flight flight flight
Yeah, good shit
I need to add a roll y'all who's got some I
I'll hit you up, bro. I got the blue stuff
Window
What well that explains it dude I can concentrate with that
It doesn't give you a boner. It just helps elevate the
But my last
I'll go palace
Oh, I also threw one
I'm not cat
They smoke palace ones connector
Oh my god, John Gertrude is missing.
Yo.
Can you guys come up, Conn?
Mid guys?
Not right now, we're bullied.
Oh, OK, OK.
I can talk to your pals.
Falk, under pals.
I'm pushing in.
And one connector.
One's cat, one's cat, one's cat.
I got the connector guy.
You got one underpass.
One more stairs.
Nice.
High ball.
Stairs dead, one more stairs.
Nice!
Oh!
Is it two?
Last two
Yeah, last two
Last two can-
Last two side, last two side, right?
Ooh!
Uh, one is bench and one is getting good stickers
Oh, what the-
I'm going to blast back!
Ooh, so close, so fucking close
That's right
Okay, so who's taking over?
uh how'd you uh oh you're tired that's all you got you have to have your book
four good rounds four good rounds okay all right fine fine fine fine let's work
me let's work me at all let's you should save this round let's we should save hold up we should
save yes sir yes sir yes sir all right i'm telling i'm telling sorry captain
did you smoke read window okay let's call or you tell here let's call or you tell
one time man I've been watching people man people that swing is swing is swing is swing is
one con
cool tag me nice nice 2v2 whoa we have a I think
Last one's unknown.
I didn't mean it wasn't a player, so I'm sorry.
I killed...
Who'd I kill?
Oh, I killed Aiden.
We should group.
I'm gonna cut up a connector.
Smoking jungle.
What's wrong?
Yep.
I
Could be like big flank, I'm just hiding fire play one
What a play goodness
Okay, good round y'all
I was on the track there. I was on the track right there.
Maybe the blue tube actually might be good to help you like the blood flowing a little bit.
Dude for sure.
I'm playing with a pillow in my lap.
Do you want me to be?
Sure, sure.
Can we have some of the late B to hold the flank upstairs or whatever because they always come up the stairs.
Yeah, sure.
Flash me.
Flash me?
I will flash you.
Flash again.
Nice.
On site. I got a connector there.
Underpass! One B-holes.
Sounds like they're saving.
I thought they were kinda... shocking.
Have
My kitchen
One CT oh one more be halls one out kitchen on site. Oh shit good cover going to site
He's falling back
No way to diffuse
This guy's
nice guys
I'm scared like I'm gonna summon like it's like saying Voldemort
It's like it's team building
Run it be again run it be again
Down down down down down down
There I go there I go there
It's so low B
Am I rushing that way?
It's so low B and I think it's an easy
They might smoke you just round up
Oh they might be pushing out mid
I'll double flash again
I might be pushing out mid.
I'll double-flash again.
Flashing.
I'm out.
One cat, alright.
Cat dead.
Okay.
Lul.
He's dead.
One out mid.
Did he onsite?
Yeah, by the site.
Stay, stay, stay.
That was some good stuff.
I
Got a cat
We need to take watch out guys
That both boats last two cats place mark. I would a smart bro
Great Piggy just got three post plant
Sometimes Piggy goes big
Sometimes Piggy goes home y'all
Walk up be
I think we get on be easy it's paper, okay, I'll learn my new full smoke
Oh wait B snow a all of them so long I thought I heard be and then I saw people running
out
I think so one of my team is actually I'm not gonna really say
who I'm not gonna like ruin team around just being honest about it you know yeah it is
cheating he's actually fucking stream sniping you guys with me be here let's come on he's
actually you go first you go first you go first you go first you go first you fucking ass is over
here bro I'm flashing I'm flashing I'm flashing go go go can I show you guys my network graph and
Maybe that's
You see that every time it's red means I'm getting jitter
You see this give me it come on sympathy
I
Think it's who goes big all right who's gonna take over the damn calls brah I'm a D
You don't need all that it down here yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it
Do you guys know a smoke? No, look, you know we live two bars
Here let's just walk a ramp I'll tell you guys want to run out someone give me a flat
Perfect perfect perfect perfect
There's a Molly should be I'll drop a smoke as well for you for you to do both. Oh
Okay
What do you want stairs in jungle?
Yes, there's in jungle and then John. Can you do CT?
No, can you give me a flash? Give me this I can do it
Okay, do it do it do it and then flash over and we're taking it ready. We're gonna take it
might have missed them all. Take it in under. Nice. Two in sight. Nice. One in sight.
Look at those beautiful sparks!
The sparks are perfect. Good shit.
Beautiful smoke, Stubly.
Thanks.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, what a play.
Dude, you're insane.
Good team after y'all, good team after you.
Holy.
Dude, good save, good save.
Don't smoke it?
No, I'll hop it.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to go underpass.
Once we get to the AWP, can you guys go up cat?
I'm going to grab the AWP top mid real quick.
Okay, good call, good call.
I killed underpass.
Are you going to scale that, or are you going to use the different?
Let's end B, let's end B.
over me yeah one CT we're gonna be safe
very fucking cat oh oh someone's flank someone's flank
does anyone have a Molly? can you Molly all the way in front of you?
can you Molly? yeah I think you have flank apartments right now
throw it there
one in market
another upper view then right?
he's falling back
oh my god he's saving
there's an enemy in the driveway
you see team?
I got one of you
he's such a such a such a
savvy
I
Wait, did you get the op kill mid load? Yeah, good fucking shit. Okay, I believe you
I could do mid smoke
You want me to smoke window?
And then someone's not connected
I
Hopped in all your window
I don't know it's not it sounded like cat if anything
One's connected
One's window
one cat, one cat, oh one CT, okay, Tarek CT, take it, take it, close ticket, and cat,
Last one, take it. Close one.
What the fuck are you doing?
Bro, you're clip-forming in CS. I can't believe what I'm seeing.
We're up 47, I'm doing great.
Oops, sorry. Somebody picked it up by accident.
you're getting frame mod just like
for the ASU frat president
you're butt-mogging
have you seen that one?
you're a butt-mogging
you've not seen butt-mogging
I just butt-mogged these zumbis
you know I don't see butt-mogging
look can you and me?
oh shit
yo man man man man
hopper bomb hopper bomb
push me
you alright?
push palace
no
two B2 to be too it's the bot two frags y'all they got five kills between them
just go together and fuck him up.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Dude, Silent is playing out of his freaking mind, dude.
He still got it.
Excuse me.
Let's get a contact up.
It's my hotel.
I think one of you swing in is just a different is a calm gap yeah it's actually my first
I'm playing the game. So can I get a drop that I feel like knows what's happening
You're playing great with chip. That was fine. Thank you the cheap state
I got palace when
I'm gonna hold the push here. I'll feel go for it again, but I
I need to raise my desk often and shit's the issue. Oh my god, they pushed while I was raising my desk y'all
Three a three a
Can you see I can't get out?
3A, let's go B, let's go B
I think the kill is made though, otherwise it would be a scam
Let's go get a limited area
One in Molly window
One jungle
Get jungle there
One connector
I got him.
A-Ram!
Tetris.
Tetris, last.
Where was Tetris?
I killed it.
Good shit.
That's round.
How many rounds are there before?
Actually, it's an MR-15.
Oh, okay, okay.
That's not my fault.
I didn't change it.
No, no, no worries.
Is it of 12? It's 15.
Oh my god.
Old school skis.
Old school.
I'm lowering my disc.
Can I drop it?
Yeah.
Appreciate you.
I can landflash you.
Are you smokes?
No, you can flash.
Alright.
Pop.
He's gone a bit.
One tick here.
He'll be in there, Bob.
One on stairs.
There's that.
One jungle.
Jungle, scout.
I'm going up.
I'm trying to play triple.
Brawny with the Deagle!
One mid, one mid.
One guy on the right there, I think.
I don't know, one guy on the left.
One mid.
One Coward connector.
One Up God.
Running with the 3k, two of the evil.
Nice try Squeaks.
Thank you, Chibley. I love you. I love you, too.
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye. Oh, we are broke
This shit with
I just saw you so I dropped the gun.
I like mid.
Oh no smokes? It's all good.
Oh I can smoke it. I can smoke. I'll be late smoked though.
No, no, it's okay. We're already out.
Get there anyway. I ignored you.
One window, one cat, one cat.
Fuck this. I'm gonna go B-holes.
Oh no smokes. Oh my god.
Pushing, pushing, pushing! Fuck!
What the fuck is that?
Mid dead. One cat.
Don't go be housing group and go be
Yeah, I'm coming to you. Yeah, I'm holding my Xp
I got a pick at a
Once you got I'm down
I'm the he's got
I
Ronnie big Ronnie Ronnie bro
Okay, okay
We got this no worries good half. What do you guys like to play?
Okay, don't play, uh, mid.
Move it, son.
Alright, Con.
Miss quiet. Watch your B contact.
He's real quiet, eh?
One of Heps, one of Heps.
Watch me out, they're out, they're out, they're out.
What market
I don't know about that one. I don't know about that one
Oh my god, 90 to piggy.
Don't get sad, dude.
I'm sad!
Don't get sad, guys.
Look, laggy to me.
Guys, 100 gifted are on the line for everybody.
Wait, really?
Really?
Yes, 100 might get everybody 100 gifted if we win
because of his reputation on the line.
Okay, wait.
They smoked mid, but they're not peeking at.
on the ladder you should play up in that corner like tuck away in that corner
because you can see money no it's not money I know it's so fucking shitty I'm
gonna go be I'm skipping on this a duty not cut off for you a duty yeah I'll
smoke getting molly a ramp early chill yeah oh yeah I'm enough they can go
Come connect there
There's putting it
Up ramp up ramp
Last icon 3v1
You know what, I'm going to AK.
Uh, yeah.
Oh.
Does that corner legit?
You know.
Thank you, Cal, live.
Move.
This game is legit, this.
Oh, I didn't buy Molly's speaks.
Oh, good.
Ready.
What's up, man?
my uh palace? Yeah.
Three. I hear a crazy noise.
Get out. I'm gonna go.
Connector. Connector.
Connector. Connector. Connector.
One dead.
Oh, he's already swinging
One car
Y'all got this
Nice
Y'all next round is all around for sure
Where's everyone nice knife and glove combo, bro? Thanks, man. Oh behind you
I
Performed a beak
Oh my god
What
Uh, nah, you just buy down to 2k so you can buy next round
Yeah, they're gonna take mid every round
Hey ramp one
Oh wait, no.
Swapped out mid.
Flash eight.
Definitely not here, yo.
One B.
Oh, it's a fake.
Two B, two B, two B, two B.
Could be a fake two B, I think.
Yeah.
Flash out B.
Two site.
Three site.
One site, three site, three site, three site.
We're coming up cat.
Nice one just off.
Can you boost me, chib?
Uh huh.
Thank you.
One up.
Nice.
One there, one site.
Yeah, two site.
One back side.
Oh fuck.
xbox
Okay, we're saving dude. We're saving we're saving I think it's a it's all good
No xbox with PlayStation, what do you guys think dude?
What's the last xbox game you played
I
So many flashes there
They're gonna push they're gonna push yeah, yeah one
I can push up CD for you
I
Probably get on it fast
No kids sadly
Let's uh, let's save we should save this round. I'm gonna flash uh silent. I'm gonna flash you up med
Yeah, you gotta trust me bro. You gotta trust the silver strikes on this one
Hot man, hot man
Nice once one speed other one, I don't know. Oh my god, one still in T-switch one, bro
3 mid, 3 mid, 3 mid. Oh you have bomb! You got bomb, T spawn. Last 3 were mid.
Decoy.
So are you lagging?
No.
There's something at the wrong.
I am a laggy, I have some questions to ask bro.
No, he's playing great obviously, but I see as the same thing.
I'm lagging, I'm lagging, I'm lagging like crazy.
No, no, yeah, look, I'm trying.
No, I didn't mean like sound is bad, he's obviously good.
It's quiet.
I think upper B. I'm pretty sure upper B. Yeah, he's not holding me.
Yeah!
Jim!
Oh!
Holy!
I think we need to play a little off in a retake.
They've been pouring five to a site.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Instant need, Molly.
Yeah, I'm gonna instant need.
Amen.
Get the sanctuary out.
I
Just living in B they're flashing a
They have to go cat
They can go cat to connect one up cat
Why completely blind fucking snake bitch
After piggy connector
He could be good CT at his point.
Yeah, I'll mark it.
Mark it and then B.
Let's do it fast.
What the hell's market, bro?
On B?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Right here.
Like what you're looking at is market.
That's the market room.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
See those grocery store?
They got shelves.
Nice.
That smoke means he's in sight.
100% in sight.
Standing in the smoke.
I saw him
Just gonna pump him up too
Yep kid, not a lot of time
Nice try, Jemaine
Nice try
Fucking brawny, bro
brawny
By for
By for when I'll say it I don't care if I get in trouble
I'll play be with you John
I'm coming back
they're mid and a mini okay okay going okay definitely one mid I heard I'm
running mid now I'm pushy got connected connected
I
Was in jungle jungle jungle
So I wish this and John
you wanted that's so good wow wow wow that's huge we need a bat
that's more thank you that's my freaking teammate dude my future face team
Future face the teammates gonna see that on a major stage. I'm telling you
Flash and cat
One lower. I'm one HP. I see nothing coming
Just hate it
I'm down, I'm so deep
What?
Palace around, watch out
Palace on Palace
Falling back, Palace
Oh, fucking me
Watch me, I'm gonna shoot
Yeah, it's like two one.
Nice, dude.
You only get an insane shot on me, too.
Holy fuck.
I saw that through the smoke, through the freaking stair.
I think they're going to run this shit.
You want to take your mid spawn?
Silent or no?
I think I'm going to go B. I'm going to go B.
I think I'm going to go B.
Yep.
I'm going to try to find him.
I'm going to need it.
No, no, no, no.
two top mid one two top mid one fast forward beam one early one a ramp piggy two
oh in window yep oh my god under nice
Oh, it wasn't so gnarly if I got to.
Mr. No-Util, by the way.
He's still on connector.
Might be on the right.
What a shot.
running be like their teammate isn't the
teammates probably kitchen
I bet you
left side
It's not over one more round one more round one more round
Oh, I thought it was 15 and more 15 means you have to win you get 16 all right. I'm gonna off mid
I'm doing the classic
They're flashing it yeah, I know one palace
Can they be palace yeah, could be but they're not oh my god
One more A. One more A.
One more.
They fall back.
That cause jitter I'm trying to test sorry I'm not
That's why this is on fixed
I
Eric which can win this for us
I actually
Up down on my body behind you
40 bomb good shit 14 bomb uh-oh you want to keep that up
And I got a gun I think I think we're good
One A ramp.
Oh, in sight.
I'm down.
No.
Two in sight.
Yeah, I'll see you guys in there.
Hukiari, hey, the prime!
GG guys, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG.
That was close, those are good teams.
That was balanced.
Kinda fucking close.
Wait, Fuzzi, you played so well.
Who kicked me?
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
I was trying really, really, really hard.
I
Where's Ludwig
He was like saying things that are fucking chibbly fuck you chibbly
You know that double or nothing
Double or nothing
Same teams I'm team. I gotta go. I'm sorry. Oh
No, that's it then can't do it. I got a link
No, I mean
No
Hating was the heart of the team
Yeah, all right
Okay, that's my that's my LG
You didn't give me the double another my LG I'm out. Are you kidding?
Why can't I lose?
Fucking for sport lovely, okay, um, you're happy guy double or nothing
Oh my god
Thousand subs don't shoot a thousand subs because that's kind of funny
What we're you're actually gonna leave
Need Aiden to do it bro, but there's no way you lose bets all the time
How is there some to a faith thing going on by this time like you just send it bro my pain pals log
How
Let me like struggle in life like seriously
Can you guys join the new link? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Sorry sorry sorry
Wait new link or well, we don't have it right? Oh
Yeah, same link we have a fill we have a fill
What is it be a Badoo booby or sorry be a Badoo be in the chat. Sorry. I'm fucked
I'm the one in the waiting room in the waiting room. There's someone called be a
I'm turning red I got a
Via be be by be a bit of a doobie
I love be a bit doobie be a doobie I love you. No, we have Hannah are coming
It might be
Okay, okay. Okay. Who wants me captain?
Let's make let's make oh you want me captain?
No
I think we make uh silent a captain and taraka captain
Hello, I like that
Well, do we still need someone? No, like what if taraka and I want me the same team? No, no, no
Obviously it's not gonna happen
This is to be a no, no, Hannah's coming to replace okay, okay?
My my obligation has disappeared. So
If you guys need one, let me know, but okay. All right. I love you
Everybody's a lot of affection all I want
I love you, Aiden. We love you, Aiden.
We love you.
I mean, Aiden, could you drop 100 gifted on Leslie on the company card?
Do that. Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, I don't mind you and go about it.
I'm not trying to like store anything, but like it's funny how like
as soon as you're paying up, he's Aiden's back.
Ready to play. What's going on here?
You know, it does beg questions.
Answers will probably never get though.
Hannah.
Hello.
Welcome.
Wait.
Who's missing from the link?
Oh, me.
Oh.
Wait.
Why can't I do it like teens?
Do I mark 12, too?
Oh, thank you.
And then you need the waiting room to go to team two.
The waiting room to be team two.
Be the booty.
Oh, yeah.
Be the booty.
Can you go to team two?
Sorry, B by Doobie.
No, it's hard.
B by Doobie.
No, it is.
B by Doobie.
There you go.
We love you.
I love you.
Thank you.
That's how I feel the day to day guys.
If I've not had a couple of words from you.
I appreciate it.
I'd say I love someone.
That's what I say too.
I love you Squeaks.
We love you Squeaks.
Oh, come on.
I love you guys.
We love you.
please enough enough come on seriously i love you fuck you hi fuck you
wait can you give me like your best new york accent i'm walking here
pretty good i don't know about that we we stopped saying that in 2026 dude i want a good
one oh shit you're right i'm so fucking stupid oh sound like your first pick by the way
Oh, am I? Oh, sorry. That's all good. That's what I like to see. That's what I like to see.
That's my future teammate right there. That's right. ACIP Pro. Yeah, doobie-bee-doobie.
Hanna. Hanna. Okay, okay. Big was Abe, okay. Okay, we get a John here. Okay. We can't
show you the screen. Sorry, Jack. It leaks. You know, fuck it.
Thank God. Holy shit.
Well, yeah. Um.
Oh, we're swapping teams around this one.
He picked Masayoshi and Ludwig.
Well, it's just the same.
Eric Masayoshi, Ludwig for Swat. Let's see.
That sounds pretty good.
I mean, Ronnie.
So now it's silent, squeak, squeaks, me and uh, Fuzly and Neil.
Love you, silent!
Yay!
I'm telling you she's insane.
Oh, she is!
She's the most...
Wait, we got the girl off!
You guys, you chose only your men, Tarek.
Wow!
I mean, anyone's surprised, anyone's surprised.
I didn't really like that, it looks real bad.
Yeah, yeah, it actually does, doesn't it?
Oh, yeah.
It's true.
I got vetoed.
Well, in my defense, Abe's avatar threw me off a little bit.
Yeah, that's fair.
I should have said that if Hannah and I like on the same team, we get like a plus 25%
both because we do Oki all the time.
So, you know, we go crazy guy sometimes.
All right.
Are we ready?
Was I picked?
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, Tarek, you have to ban a map.
You were a high draft pick, so get ready.
That should be honest.
We're going to play Dusty, aren't we?
No, ban him.
Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
Let's do a nuke game.
Ooh, I hate that one.
Oh.
Just ban smokes for nuke.
Oh, please ban inferno.
No.
Please not inferno.
Anything but inferno.
You guys smoke with ancient?
You don't like inferno?
No.
I hate inferno.
Really?
That's one of my favorites.
Let's do the SpongeBob ones.
Crazy right? Should I bet nuker ancient here?
ancient ancient
Whatever professor nuke
Is my team on?
Oh, we do not want overpass. We don't want eight. We like nuke and we like we like nuke. It is
I like nuke
Oh
You know what?
Except a match
I like the music. Why does it go away?
Bum bum bum bum three Willy Wonka
Hatter me on frisley squeak silent versus tarik Masayoshi Ludwig
I don't know. Abe Chibley.
The Omotone.
I'm scared to say that.
Tomatone?
I'm just at age.
Wait.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just scared to say it.
I'm scared.
I don't know how to say a lot of words.
I'm still new to all of this.
Did it connect?
Oh, we get an IP now, right?
Yeah.
Your don't leak.
Don't leak don't leak wait
Did I think I leaked it
Not not no, no, I didn't
I didn't
That's good
Okay
I love you
I'll be honest wait who are we missing now oh my computer is all funky it's okay
welcome be a baby doobie
Okay, I'm ready to phone names
Oh hell yeah, bro, I got to 25k 2499
Is that the peak?
Yeah, now I'm back to 22 something.
I lost so many games in a row.
Guys, Leslie just gave me that if you guys don't leave,
she's gonna be very angry because she has bubbles.
Oh, true.
Are we gonna move?
Sorry about that.
Have fun.
Rush outside, rush outside.
Good luck, have fun.
They heard that.
We've got spies in here.
I do not want to rush outside.
I'm gonna rush outside. Let's rush up.
Okay, okay. Up forever.
I was gonna say who's ideal.
They're all gonna go outside right now.
Nice out, Ronnie.
I think Ronnie's baiting me.
I'm gonna...
Let's get down there. Let's get down there.
Break down there. Down down down.
Last two have it!
I'm behind the bomb, I'm behind the bomb.
Okay, and then I'll go over there.
I hear.
I have this window.
I'll pay for you.
They're going from-
There's some noise and you get the peek kill.
Oh, I hear both.
Yeah, I'm just gonna make noise for you.
Okay, I made noise and now you get a peek.
Am I supposed to peek?
I got lost I'll be honest I couldn't tell what was happening
Sorry for beating you guys
You didn't beat you didn't beat I gel what's our call sir?
We're just better than them guys
Come on
I'm blinding them
See?
Oh, go in the middle
Go in the middle
One in the left
What's happening?
There's one of them
Oh, one's ahead of them
Nice
Die
Where's the last one?
I'm going down
I'm down lower
You know
I have some info.
Oh, that's good. That's it. Leslie leaked the server, by the way, left the game.
Oh, they're all joined.
Is this really?
Did they play it? What are they?
No, they just exposed you.
One pushed around.
I'm up, I'm up A. I wasn't gonna say do you wanna take A. Yeah, we're in A. Yeah.
Come on, let's see how the. I'm soaking for the, I don't think this one. Okay.
one lobby
bobby dead heaven heaven heaven
i've been
nice
good shit
yeah damn what am i
yeah
hey we're gaming
guys i'm in my game's dead
you're doing so good
no
Can I let's go right let's go around yes, I'm on the line. Let me just hang around so oh
Every round yeah, definitely not
We love you Ludwig
Are we saying like close right he's not in ramp. We're gonna go lower. I'm gonna smoke middle side
My game said so just know I will not be there bomb go lower
Leslie
I'm gonna smoke, okay?
He's right there.
Careful ramp as well.
I got ramp.
Yes, yes.
You're good. You're goaded.
Good job. One more, one more.
Yippee!
Last one is control.
Yeah, control.
Oh!
Oh my god
Yes, Ronnie
Oh my god, pink pink
Guys I swear
Good people
I wanna know respond because you're gonna mess up the spawn
Who do I hit? I'm so sorry
You hit squee?
Not good, not good
So sorry
No, I forgot my smoke
He's chibli, he's chibli
He's chibli
Nice W
I'm gonna smoke the door
CT AWPing
Er, yeah, bottom ladder
She's not taking out a flash
I
Was so good though damn
I
Guys we kind of on the corner spammable now I square it wasn't spammable, but I got
Yeah, the double red I swear like
Johnny can I get a drop?
Yeah, absolutely. Thank you
There's outside smoke CD right I do yeah
Outside oh
Oh, I messed it up
I got the second
Upside oh my god
I'm gonna throw it on the fly
I'm going to go under.
Ronny, can you give me a smoke?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hey, just swinging.
He's credit card?
Credit card?
Well, that's pretty sharp.
Nice.
Give me two.
I'm going to go all the way back.
OK.
Oh, you have bomb?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go with them.
Go with them.
Is it okay to run yeah
We're gonna go a
Ready I'm gonna open the door, and I'm gonna can you open the door actually you want me to need it?
Okay, no, I just open it. Sorry. I'm jumping and run out run out run out running running running
My god
I think he's ulting.
You're air-cooked, dude.
Oh, god!
Uh, I can fly, if you mean.
I could save one.
Tom bathing.
Yeah, I was trying to smoke mini.
Can we get back to you?
Or, yeah.
I don't even have any control.
Here.
Oh, yes.
I don't care.
I don't even know where you're going.
Uh...
Yeah.
Right, I'm so poor.
Bad enough for next.
We're gonna lay down some smoke.
Oh
He's outside red
To ramp Chiblee's a god
To ramp he's pushed up towards our spawn
Chibba runs me oh
I'm down.
Can I get a drop?
Actually.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
What if we go ramp but then we actually end up going up first?
I'm down. I'm also down and just go straight up there if you want.
Let's go ramp. Let's go ramp.
Flash it.
Close right. Close right. Close right. Nice. One of the ramp is low.
I'm gonna wrap low.
Oh and flank, flank lobby!
Two triblies are gone.
Fucking god.
Perfectly.
Oh I have the best one, okay perfect.
Buy back tens and we're in a rush out upper.
Back tens, rush upper.
Yes, soda.
one is
let's go
i'm following you
oh
one heaven
This fucking happened! How has he happened?
Great save.
Reminder, we're on the easy side.
This should be the easy side.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
We don't lose a round starting now.
I'm running away. I have the bomb. We're gonna go ramp. Go ramp. Go ramp.
Okay.
Alright, you got the flash.
Flash back.
Okay, let's go.
Just push the nade in.
You're literally gonna get fucking long up right there.
It's chibli.
He's bottom right.
He's dead.
Oh, Hannah!
Oh, one control already. Control control.
Double swing this guy.
doors, I forgot
I have audio poping
yes Ronnie
yeah, the server is way better by the way
let's go out up her
whoa, BN
I'll need door
I got a UTR from I was going for you all to thank her.
What?
Jesus!
My God.
One outside.
One mini.
One heaven.
Heaven's not big anymore.
Heaven dead? One more heaven, one more.
We need someone to get bomb.
There's heaven.
Nobody
I knew it. You're right to my right
Hmm, okay, how about we do a secret to be when we smoke off to that? Oh, yeah
Yeah, we do slow because they always like I got the smokes. I'll smoke out
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Oh, no, no, I'm good.
Close, close, close, close. Yeah.
Oh, good.
One drop that.
one drop that oh nice I like close no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come up here.
Up the vent.
I'm going to go lobby.
Can you smoke Minion Plant?
Fuck.
I'm just so nervous, can they hear us?
Yeah.
I'm not me.
Oh, here.
Near, near.
I'm not here
Oh here near me
He's right now
Yes!
I love that knife!
I saw your skills. I know dude. I did a bad thing. Yeah, it's so hey, what did you do? It's toasted
Anything I think I'll I spent like
200 dollars
But it was a gift. Wait, do you have a knife?
I'm holding this knife because I got that block that I sent you and I sold it
Yeah, but this one's for my friend wait W
Okay I'll play upper
Watch your upper head
One observatory
Might be where I'm at
They're gonna go up there. They're gonna go up the vent. They're gonna go up the vent.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go lobby. Yeah, in vent, in vent now. They're going up.
Yeah, upper, upper, upper, upper, upper, upper. They're so confused how we're instantly there.
if I ever see observatory tower just no one talking about control for some reason I knew you were talking about control
he said it last time
I don't know
was it ever called observatory tower?
no
but like yes, just for you yes
thank you so much
I'm not
I hear some outside.
Marshmallow. One went down.
I need help. I got the guy that went down.
I wish I knew what this all meant.
I'm one day I will I will I feel like nook is this also like like I love it I feel like a lot of people
does not this confusing it is super easy it is and the sound on it so like you can get very much
out squeaky
can go down that I'm gonna go up in the air
careful bonnie this one right open the door
the single yeah yeah one hot one hot hot out hut
never mind they're going up there maybe
fuck I have to go piss so bad
two mini one upper
I'm gonna go one outside
you're in front of one and you come out and you see your right
one warehouse
nice
I
Don't a lobby crunch like yes
Ronnie Ronnie you follow sweet and everyone else follow me
is uh
Here we go here we go i'm gonna go ramp here we go ramp again i'll go
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, this way outside
They're blind they're blind they're blind
Oh, yes, a bomb give me three
That's spanable be careful any extra guns any extra guns
They're lovely, they're lovely, at least one lovely. Maybe two.
One's upper.
Oh!
Oh my god.
No!
You're a beast.
I think they're both going radio.
The lower maybe.
You think so?
Holy shit.
of
I
Didn't think they're actually gonna lower I was like big bomb is ramp and I'm holding it or some shit
I'll go up there
I'll see you till outside.
Outside?
Yeah.
More smoke.
Yeah.
Crazy.
You till outside.
One lobby.
Oh, they pushed towards.
I got him.
Oh, I whiffed.
Uh, upper, upper.
Okay.
The bathroom's so bad.
Do you think I can...
Bear back.
upper upper okay the bathroom's so bad you think I can bear back nice okay I'm
coming okay
Oh my god.
I'm reporting you that was crazy.
I don't know how I hit that.
Yeah. I can drop one. Yeah. Got a running gene.
Gonna A1 or A4? A4, please.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm so sorry. I'm back.
Yeah, I got it.
We're down, Ben.
I'm gonna drop lower.
One's ramp.
Oh.
I'm dead.
One down, Ben, for sure.
I'm gonna go.
One's on site.
Bomb is on site, lower B.
He's behind pillar.
Oh my.
See anybody.
Wow, this is awesome.
Oh my see anybody wow this is Austin
I feel about it
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Right?
This is such a funny...
Oh, no one's ever inside it.
And you're outside.
Oh yeah?
I'm here right now.
The big reds in here.
They didn't push ramps, but they were there.
Okay, one's inside ramps.
I
Such an annoying fucking smoke chat
Yeah, they took around sorry left you squeaks
You know that can be for you I
I
M2 means message mode to
Players because this is message mode one and message mode two is like only talk to your team. Why are you talking to us?
It's an old guy thing
Or monkey
I think they're stream sniping, they're all looking for you there.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
I did some planks by him, I get scared.
Could be down.
Triggy?
I'm so sorry.
I don't know where to look at him.
They're lower.
I'm down.
What's it like?
That was like you're not gonna lie. I was like no, you altered
An ex-pro shooting on silver silver is how crazy. Oh, thanks Squidward
All right, I'm supposed to be impressed by that a good round
Wow surprise
One was observation
Yeah
what's pillar like lower a lower pillar sorry but what is that thing
where is it no panicking I swear
Oh
Your role playing as a panic person
Yeah
I just ran to the bathroom. I couldn't hold it in what dude that I got the freaking infection for mongo and P
I'm not kidding. Yeah, this game. You can't get up
Yeah, I actually have to p2 I've been holding it for a while
One more outside to red
I'm gonna flash outside it over you it's not gonna get you
I'm down
Yeah
Is that him?
No.
I was about to be sorry.
I felt it around me.
T-Roof, T-Roof, T-Roof.
Near Marshmallow.
You sure?
You're up.
He's still there?
Wait, I saw him?
You're on your terrorist way.
Wait, I didn't see him.
Wow, wow, wow.
Wow.
Oh
Wait I didn't see him
So I could I get him off? Yeah
Thank you
I can't see you.
A lot outside.
Yeah, I'm gonna- let me know if they can go down secret.
I'm in secret.
Oh, okay, perfect.
Watch your late take around.
Out, upper?
Upper, upper, upper, upper, upper.
Yeah, uh, inside of hut.
I mean, mini.
I'm flashing it.
Clashing, flashing, flashing!
Oh, ah...
Wait a second...
He's lagged!
Come on...
Good shit...
Let go!
We won!
Let's go!
Let's play!
Wow.
We didn't even really say anything.
Just kinda won.
Time to just won!
Damn.
That's what Terg gets for not picking any of the girls.
Yeah, that's true.
Thank you.
We gotta keep flying.
Oh, hello!
Yeah, I'll call them on.
All right.
It's not.
Wait, wait, here's a link.
Same link.
So Xbox or PlayStation, you know,
I should ask what everyone's in the same call.
I think the PlayStation 2 groceries.
The 360, though.
Should we?
You know, like groceries.
I'm lucky.
Like 20,000 dollars.
bro should we go like groceries are lucky like totally me that's good thing
of the grocery store now you guys are doing oh yeah pop flashes down
no what they took it away come on up on me say the server oh is it because of me
yeah pop I got it on pop flash wait what do you mean exactly like when we're
playing I don't know is it cuz I leave I think that I think it's because
There's too many people on the site viewers take off the site.
Please do please get off the site.
They don't they're not expecting much traffic in my life.
Please, please.
It's great. We love you.
Oh, I love you too.
Chiblee, you you owned me.
Chiblee, you're really good.
That's like a game.
Oh, yeah, I won't.
That's a little terrifying.
You guys. Yeah.
We love you, Chiblee.
OK, try it and maybe this time it will work.
Oh, we could try the SpongeBob map.
Oh, wait, no, that one bit.
Well, I think it's back, maybe.
Mine's loading. Mine's loading, but it leads to cloudflare issues.
Yes. That's so sad.
I want you all staple cob.
I like rice oatmeal.
I like rice. I think oatmeal.
Oatmeal, that's a good one.
Do you do savory oats?
Yeah, wait, do you not?
Yum. No, I'm only like a honey guy.
Oh, man, I got to try that.
One thing that I couldn't get into is overnight oats.
No, I agree.
It's just slimy. It is slimy.
Oh, that's kind of slimy, too.
It's just slimy.
I don't like how slimy it is. It's weird.
Wait, did you guys know Chiblee before today?
No, I just met him right now. OK.
I knew Father Chiblee.
Chiblee.
Oh, it worked for me.
It worked for me. Join, join, join, join.
Yeah. And I think for like four years now, I was like, wait, wait.
I know I was there for the elder ring. Let's play brawl.
That was my introduction.
It's a join, join, join, join, join. We're waiting for Ludwig.
And I don't know.
I don't know.
And I don't know.
Leave it guys, but be careful showing up because someone leaked it.
You know, it could have been anyone though.
I have a person's name.
Leslie leaked it because it could have been any of us.
They just changed their name to Leslie.
Leak it to make it look like it.
Yeah, I don't think it was me.
Leaksley, bro. It is what it is.
Legitimately, I feel like I'm being set up.
Yeah. But who are we waiting for?
Classic Leaksley behavior.
So what's the game plan?
Oh, well, what if we pick number?
And you know, that's a terrible idea.
We should balance it.
The girl straws.
OK, you want to do team captain again or no?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do the same captains.
OK, oh, let's do Squeaks and Squeaks and
and Squeaks and John Squeaks and John.
I like it. OK, right.
Squeaks and John, captain.
Yeah. Oh, wait, fuck, hold on.
Maybe keep the cursing down, though.
Oh, sorry. What could you let me know what your favorite carb is?
I already said oatmeal is staple.
Cobb John, you're the first sweet potato.
No, that's starch.
It's a star card.
It has cards, you know.
John, pick up.
John, you have to choose one.
The one game I fucking piss about.
Yeah, I should.
I get to see people after.
On pick up.
Wait, where do I see people?
Who do I pick?
You have to pick some.
I don't see anyone scroll down. Oh, I just clicked for him. Oh, I see I see I see
We're running back. Oh
Wait, who do I how do I pick
You click on them their their names um names at the bottom. Oh, I see I see. Oh my god. It shows people stats
That's crazy. That's how BM
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Hannah and...
All right, just go like this.
Silence!
All right, John picks two now.
Ooh, this is tough.
Ooh.
Two.
Yes.
Wait, that was not so good.
You didn't go.
Thank you.
I know.
I really have been practicing.
I'm not going to lie.
My hands are shaking.
Eight.
Two.
Eight.
That's not even your own forming words.
What are your thoughts, John?
Oh, let's see it. I'll miss you, Ronnie. Wow. Wait, Lud was last pick. Me and Ludwig
were lost pigs. No, you're my first but I go on. I'm looking at the list. I was the
That's fine. That's fine. You know, it's okay
Let's ban new we just played it
Let's just all agree to play dust I feel like you know
Oh, I'm not gonna accept for 15 seconds. Yeah, enjoy the song. I kind of get it. It's so good
Yeah, but don't guess happy birthday. We have a great day smile
No, we can't play cash
Oh, let you have to accept a be up to accept
Oh
I'm sorry, you did it wait
Okay, wait, what the fuck is so sorry for my team guys wait, where is the thing the link?
Can you guys ask me a question for me? Honestly? Yes.
I love pictures of me in general.
And can you just say if I look good or bad in them? Yeah.
We like to show people the pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That's okay.
No, I want to above it.
No, that's like a body.
It's like a body cam like screenshot.
I got these are just for my Wikipedia page.
Oh, somebody hates you there.
Somebody hates me.
doing you dirty John Wikipedia hates my ass the second one looks like moments or
no oh no looks like we're you died
and Leslie your picture is from 2018 bro I don't like is this wiki yeah
Wikipedia
Yeah, man. Put that shit down.
Fuck Wikipedia. Put that shit down.
That's fair. That's fair.
Just you.
Dude, you like that song?
Which one?
Yeah, for sure.
Oh, I'm fucking in.
I got a P.
Can we wait? Oh, yeah.
We'll pick you.
What's the niceest thing you ever got yourself a home?
Oh, but it's starting in two seconds, but wait, it's a 4v5
Yeah, I'll pause I'll pause
What is your one percent
Are we changing are we changing rooms
Um, should we put this one in the same room or change rooms?
Oh, let's change rooms.
Hello.
Quick.
Hi.
Guys, we got the winning.
You changed the server, Spicks.
No.
Oh, I love this.
Are we in the night?
Wait, do we want to go be?
We have to go be phone.
This is a lot.
Well, I guess.
I'm begging, begging you.
I feel comfortable here, guys.
I thought I was really.
Yeah, what up?
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, it's we can do this.
Yes, I know.
I was.
Yeah, we can.
OK, so.
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm a man.
Oh, man, I'm not.
Dude, what do you think is the worst console
that sold the best?
Which one?
I think it's really this stuff.
Really?
Oh, the reason for sure.
Yeah, the store and the window.
Right?
Right.
one tunnel quick tunnel
one on the right side
one to be one
I thought it would
you see me
aww baby
we're going to do this
noo
oh my god
what?
no
what happened?
I didn't want to be in here like yeah last one was lovely
then he said it and I was like ok
Oh shiiiit
You're freaking bullying him
I think the Wii, for sure the Wii, that thing
That thing's ass dude
When the Wii Motion Plus came out, it was like them admitting that their product didn't work
Oh I got long-awaited
I smoked him in the middle of the round
I'm gonna say if we wanna
I smoked him in the second
Really?
Maybe up cat?
Yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna run with you
up cat up cat with a d-ball
I can show you that
I have a molly for sight
flash it over and then we can
hit the car
did you mean?
did you mean more?
yeah
cat cat cat cat cat
oh there's two
I'm taking one crazy with it.
Both cats.
Woo!
I got the game.
Hey, Kay!
Yay!
Good shit.
Also, the Wii was on Oprah.
I think that's why it sold a lot.
Like, it was like really popular.
She's evil now.
Really? I haven't read the freaking lore.
Why did she put a Wii on herself?
Oh, I think she did.
She was like, doing this big thing about being in contact with your parents.
She was calling you a friend, and I was like, oh dang.
I don't know if he's a friend.
It could be push them over.
Oh yeah, they probably are.
I'm lit. I'm going all the way spawn. Let's go B. I got I got guys a lot of
plays be good know oh I can flash you into site I just wait for our teammates
here like that weeks they added you to the game such a pitch squeak on the
Mock it, bro. All right. Come on. Come on. It's a really cute
screen. Lower, lower, lower, lower, lower. Oh, she got away
with it. Lower. One window, one window and one tunnel.
I
Know
Yeah
The pipsqueak I'll drop you on at some point you'll like it. I would love that. I'm gonna run out long. Are we saving?
I can work right after we can save something
I'm buying doleys doleys
is. I'm running out long for the way this wins free. Oh, fished out mid.
I
Be down
One long
That's guy long or sorry, no never mind
I don't know.
He's such a draw.
He actually, I'm so scared right now.
He could be anywhere where he's shopping.
He's unpredictable.
Oh my god.
Is he behind you?
Yeah.
He's just running.
where they can go around in that entire map
nice one nice one
Oh my god, oh my god!
It's like a jump too!
It's like you're an assassin agreed.
I'm gonna smoke double doors.
You're so mad, he's so fucking mad from that.
One in the pit, one in the pit.
I'm not beating you out there, dead.
Flash me up, Cat.
Oh, I should have listened to that.
Oh, no.
There it is.
Nice.
Two more.
Two CT.
One's doubting.
I was going to say, do we want to go...
Okay, I want to take that.
One's inside.
Yeah, one's inside.
One's inside.
In one minute.
He's running in test.
I
He's insane and one cat
Scout demon yeah, I
Have to save can you drop pistol side me too? Yeah, I'll drop a bunch of people's
perfect
the truck where he was
i think it looks sad
i like this thing
thanks for keeping me filled in bro
help him
he's dropping it
no
he's swinging it
he's fighting this
Take that take that
Okay for no reason okay, I think we should rush
Yeah, yeah, let's rush
be
I'm gonna smoke mid to keep him there and then we go be fair I'm running the
blue shoes were enough okay wait take another I got a whole pile of them
I'm up in tube
I'm planning safe
He's in car
Nah he's dead. Last guy, Ludwig
I do love that thing though
Oh, give it the chip give it the chip. I mean they're gonna be really good
There's one left, do you want to go over there?
I'm going to flash over the window, yes above you.
Probably up cat mid.
He's quiet.
I
Thanks
You have a public trade link
No, should I just get everyone that's that's what I feel weird about it feels weird doesn't I I don't know I should
I don't know if it's a scam is it a scam
Free kills free kills
Flashback
I'm gonna molly USA
We're swinging guys we're swinging I'm dropping I'm dropping
Oh my god top mid he's a god
Oh my god.
From that far?
That's crazy.
Nice shot.
You're an aimer.
Oh god.
I got up the ass.
You're voted.
No, don't be that.
You are not ass.
You're voted.
I'm just freaking out.
Chivley, I'm bashing you out long.
Ooh, you're going to do what for me?
Oh, you heard me.
I'm bashing you out long, buddy.
You really do help me, do you?
I do.
I'm blind to you.
Let's do the one pit side.
I
Have bomb
I'm going all the way back spawn to be
go
Bye
I thought you out long chip
Oh, okay second round we try again
Bang
I was gonna say I was really full blind
30 seconds
One though give a flash
I smoke the cross
Let's get some more, let's get some more.
It's party game.
It's...
I'm not a speaker but we're all good.
Nice, we're like low key...
Yeah, we're the best. We're the fucking best.
I'm happy to be here.
Can I just go mid again?
Yeah.
come here come here come here
I'm gonna boost me in this smoke
get up get up
in the box and then get on my head
am I... oh I'm boosting
oh sorry no I'm scared
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm scared
no it's okay
nice
one's out mid
nice
I'm on.
Right.
Oh, you upset me.
It's fun.
Oh, the chubly and hannard dynamic duo.
Wow.
Let's see what you guys got.
I got nothing.
I got from a ties long doors.
I've got so scared.
Yeah.
It's made of.
It makes.
He's crossing.
He's crossing crossing.
Oh, what's up?
Yeah, thank you, dude.
I'm begging, begging you.
That's my winning MVP song.
I know I didn't get MVP, but that's between this one.
I just got to sing it because it's not in the game.
I think I do better on Texas servers with higher pay.
I'll say for a Lutty.
I
So you're gonna do more MCS, huh? I'm scared. I got fucking made fun of who it I need help I need fashion
Yeah, but when you get see the thing is is when you get made fun of by like minecraft kids
It's like being bullied at kumon like who gives a fuck
All of us do we can do the second generation
We should wait, I would love to learn with you guys too
Let's do it. We can race
We should I've been coach so many times I'm surprised you think so I still got it in me
Me too
So it's half mid, nothing long.
Cat.
Two more cat.
You gotta keep trying to do this guy.
Wait, is he long?
One long, yeah.
Okay.
Well, top two mid.
Both mids, both mids, both.
I'm doing enough to get him.
No.
They're out, they're out, they're out.
I'm going lower, Tom.
Oh, they're all on site.
Yeah.
We got it.
We're gonna do that.
One tunnel entrance.
Oh my god.
One window
Yeah, I hit all of them at least worse
I'm
Save I'm in double save what the fuck
I'm for some
Yeah, we buy because you have to take runs anyways
push and turns all right all right
hot mid
play contact how about you play this how do you like that not gonna be the
nice guy there am i it's me oh Jesus they're coming out oh my god oh
I think I dinked a lot of it.
Oh, well, he's going to be stuck in there, but he's going to be stuck in there, so he's
It's gonna be so bad.
Nasty!
When I grow up, I wanna be like you.
So fast!
I shoulda said you heard him.
You heard him, you heard him.
I don't know how I'm gonna be like this.
Sing, bro, my audience is so quiet.
Yeah, you should check your headphones.
Oh, my God.
Uh, can I get a drop?
Drifted it.
I don't wanna brag.
I love this epi. Yeah, I think so.
Oh, what a shot. Long, long, long hurt.
You ever get to kill someone? Yeah, 22 times.
I do get to kill one person.
How about you?
What do you have to?
Everyone playing CS, this is your dream. It really is.
I'm getting word in my my earpiece that they stress on the other team they bugger
like
Just right in all chat remember, it's just a game smile. We're all here just smiles
It's all text it's all gravy
I really signed a lot of you dude yeah dude he started feeling bad
I'm not long
Hotman
Dead
Car, car, car, car, car
What the fuck?
They're crazy.
I'm not gonna right-sit.
You don't punch a man when he's down.
You just don't.
How dare I?
I
Beasts a stratton low rank MCS ours to just lie in the chat to the person I got a win earlier because I said can you
Can you forfeit my mom's home with lasagna?
Hey, I like that. No, I like the idea of getting old without completing a single run
You probably could.
Glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy, glizzy!
Nice.
I ain't one of them.
Glizzy, glizzy, glizzy!
Thank you for the raid, Atrioc. I love you.
You're laying down smoke.
It's looking good to go to you.
Throwing you in the air.
We got bomb.
He must have his Lord.
Last one, yeah.
How did that happen though?
Did you see his flat?
That's not the only one.
He's flat.
laws of physics it broke the fucking laws of physics I'm telling you I throw
some like northern
yeah thank you
We won't play pit and I'll play close.
Yeah!
Yeah, we won't.
I smoked doors late long.
I'm good.
Not there.
I
Can't wait to hear what they're saying in the other discord
fucking PTSD is not an enjoyable experience you played on his team the first one what happened
what could I deny a Tarek brother it's like I got a thousand level player who frozen eight
at their feet I guys yeah I was fine GG I reported your account if it gets bad I don't care
So what what's the website by the way?
Wait, we're doing
Like you saw some shit didn't you bro?
It's called twitch.tv slash when the fuck was clear on your computer bro because your shit was out of line
You know where I am like what is that bro?
Oh, everyone Molly's that standard.
Molly, we love you.
We love you a lot of egg.
Let's really love you.
One more, one more and I'll be together.
Come on, LG.
Oh, I got.
And we'll have to and squeeze.
I can do one more and flamasky too.
Don't have a lot of so I need to go now.
No, no, I'm just chilling.
I just want to listen to all this for a second.
No, I didn't want the three people genuinely tell me one thing I should focus on for this next game
Yeah, give me two seconds to pull up your bud
We walk in
Here we go
I
Yeah, let's put up teams
Put up the teams why give them something to work on
Okay, no leaks. No leaks. I just I want to be I want to be captain against I want to be captains you and I want first pick
We want no, oh, you want to be excited? Oh, I don't I want to be so you can be captain again, but pick silent
Oh, I want silent. Yes. Okay, so then I'll make I'll make Fusely captain on
Okay, wait, and I send you guys a fun gift that you guys could use in group chats with your friend
No, I'm gonna use that dude. I want to see it. It's it's a video of him like it's so weird
It won't even load for me
Did you see him turn on a ghosting mod so we went into the wall so I couldn't see him
Okay, okay, wait actually though you have a really good pay for the interaction though
Get that prime button right now. You're actually fucking ban do it. Yeah, that's about right. Yeah, that's that
Fucking now
You move your crosshair like you're driving a boat
What is that
Increase my sense.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I mean, the third.
What do you think?
Angle if you think somebody's in a position, you don't need to, like, move your entire
Joe with an awesome, smooth, gross angle.
J-shoot, garden.
Now I feel like I'm robbing you.
Seam only.
I, I, I loaded the last time I played last time you told me it was like really high.
Tank or anything.
Yeah, I dropped my sense because I was saying it's too high.
There we are.
Maybe this is the adjustment period.
Thank you
Because like your your your crosser is always by oh my god, thanks for the vibe get the you open my screen. I play like this
Yeah, going back to the live give me a sec
Bro twitch is free
That's my streamer talking about you can talk about
with other streams from Ikea that's me that's me you're talking about we got
not much like 30 centimeters I got thank you I had thank you I mean thank you
DMs you need to ask you for gifting a sub thanks that's huge okay you got plenty
of space thank you see Lee is a seal have you always been like a wrist
player I'm guessing is like you might actually see us content if you most
Use your wrist. Yeah, if you're only
Okay, what sense to the blood with what's your son dude? Can he just fucking Joanne's like 1.7 a hundred dpr or something?
Who's our 10th? Who are we missing?
He was he was
On my screen it was missing one you want to be captain lot or Leslie I'll make me captain. It's Leslie
My my DPS. Oh, yeah, I got you. Sorry my DPS 800 my sense is 1.19
okay oh maybe I should change my zoom sensitivity ball to play
no no don't don't touch the zoom since what is your what were you playing
before that though 1.75 bro that's a crazy jump that's why you yeah that is
a big jump so should I go to 1.74 maybe okay no no no no no steal my sense
no are you still on 800 dpi yeah stream okay that's why copy I don't really have a good reason
Well, I use my shoulder. I just like to a shot the most like reset my my hand, but I use
95% risk. Thank you. And tomorrow and if you're chat asked you just say you're playing like simple
Yeah, first break brawny, okay. Hi
We're rage rating this is crazy
I
Want to play like brawny when I'm older
Thanks, I'm fucking kidding. I fracked over you. No pick
He didn't know what he just blacked out the that's what happened. I'm gonna get see money
Please and happily married
But that's my teammate.
He's taking it away from me.
I'm not playing together.
I can't mess through you with myself.
Is this going to, I'm not going to play at home anymore?
GG.
Leslie picks Masayoshi.
And we're going to go Chibster.
Chibley!
We got split, Miang, and I'm lost.
Hi, guys.
And we'll stick with what they did.
That was a horrible call.
I'm going to go Chibster and Abe.
Reunited, wait, wait, we're the same team as before,
but we have, this is the girly pop squad,
but John instead of Squeaks.
I was a KD, then it's not the Diva.
I was a KD Diva that round.
Ronnie, you got, oh yeah, we got it.
Actually, I think I'm gonna go now, I don't know.
Sorry.
Wait, you're right, me too.
You should have wanted to do it.
No, I'm gonna.
I think it does, too.
Oh, OK.
What if we just agree on a map?
Like, you know, just like.
I banned a nuke.
What?
OK, let's just play Marajman.
Yeah, I'm down.
Or no, let's play Overpass, bro.
OK.
Oh, oh, I thought you said Baylor.
Not Inferno, please.
For the love of God, not Inferno.
No, it's not Inferno.
Inferno's going to be so toxic.
It's because of Inferno.
I'm going to mid-utility again.
Maraj again?
I don't know. I let them pick.
Well, I wanted overpass.
She banned it. It is what it is.
I didn't know that.
But why would I pick the map you want?
I don't know, because you like actually feel a little pity
because I'm such a pathetic worm of a man.
He's expecting someone to be like, no, you're not.
What is expecting out of that?
No one is arguing with that.
So it's this fucking worm unless question.
Is this last game not for me I'm playing all night. I'm not kidding. Yeah, so like I mean that's six
What's in it? All right. I love it five for sure. You're fucking game. I got it after this for sure
Okay, so this is something for his last game. Let's let's put him on the line this time. Oh
We already did if I win I want you to wear a shirt that I have of Mark Zuckerberg looking up at the camera crazy
easy. Hey, there's french fries. I don't know where I should go. I haven't been able to
try to do it, but. Yo, Eric, did you, did you, did you have a sip of him when I was
getting there? Did you see his reaction after? When he got night on this too? Also, what
the fuck happened? Can we clear that up? What the fuck is that? You double smoked
Pop and then you were fucking window
I was in the whole time
All right, if I lose I'll give you 15 subs. No, I want I want 200 times
I'll give everyone on your team. How about everyone on your team? I'll wear this shirt. I want 200 subs
I want I'll give everyone on your team. How about you be a team player 20 and me 200 subs
It's not worth a thousand dollars. You don't see the way to sir. Then no deal
I'm hungry slowly shifting the silver closer and closer to you
I had a hundred thirty
three of the son of the
hundred twenty everyone on my
yes deal and over six hours
six hours three hours and forty five minutes take it or leave it
four hours and forty three minutes four hours flat final deal
deal
be a nelson a negotiate
Art of the deal, fellas.
That shirt, by the way.
Mine, I made the design.
I made thousands when Phil turned on it.
I thought you were going to say you made it.
Yeah, it's been locked out.
Look at Kraft.
All right, let's go down, y'all.
Oh, yeah, you go.
Hello.
All right, squad.
Appreciate y'all doing this for me.
I want everyone to lock in here.
Where are you going to go?
Um, we're missing a player, aren't we?
Or they, oh, I've muted him and blocked him.
That's why.
Okay, okay
Oh, Terak's AFK
Yeah, but we have no you
CT in jungle, CT in jungle.
CT!
Last guy, 1v1.
Bomb is in spawn.
Alright, inside.
It's been like, you're better.
He's not gonna fall for that.
He knows we're shooting him.
He's not gonna fall.
He knows we're shooting.
You're gonna win too.
Oh, it's gonna be embarrassing.
Oh, god.
Get him out, get him out.
Let me get him out. Get him out.
You're gonna run to me.
You're gonna run.
Wait, public.
Shoot him in here.
This is so smart.
Holy shit.
I got that.
You're walking.
You should go be though.
You know what get your get your scene right
Oh my god!
I like how you tried to fucking make him...
I was so bad, I can't believe it.
Dude, I got three kills!
Oh my god!
Oh, shit.
That's right, that's right.
Let's save, let's save.
I lose so much money for that.
It's so fucked.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Second round off.
I'm gonna go B.
Ones up cat.
And all brown shoes so fuck it's cuz it gets
Only dropped it yeah
I know what if you drop it to me
Are you doing it go ahead lunch smoke by the way I take no
I
Need a load
One's window
I'm trolling the game hard get out there
Right
I
Have a one
Alright now we win
I'm broke. Yeah, we should be by yeah, I'm not a force of the fuck it was forcing us for it. I
I can smell smoke made window.
So there are windows smoke on each other?
Yes.
I can go first originally.
I dropped the flash.
I'll take first.
They smoked at Alice.
Four away low.
Back then.
Connector dead.
Connector one more.
and jungle jungle jungle jungle
jungle and con jungle and con yeah
can you see me?
i need the gun from con
oh nice
Okay, I'm just about to jump into shit.
Yellow.
No more smokes.
Good shit.
I'm taking bomb B-holes.
Work your way up, Cat.
I'm not gonna fuck Cat and go over B.
Yeah, let's go. Wait for us, if you can.
I got no smokes.
coming
go go go go
one scott go go go go go go go go
oh one cat cat cat
i got cat
thank you young sir
one marker though
last one to mark it
I had it for 50.
Guys, let's fucking go.
Good shit.
Do I watch this video?
If you do, in the opposite direction you swing, it counters you straight.
Wait, I can lamp flash you out of it.
Let me lamp flash you guys.
Let's go.
I'm gonna get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like it's on buddy.
Yeah.
Yeah
We can just reset I got another flash I don't I do
Ready?
Not really good.
I'm going mid.
Flash in deep.
Under the balcony.
Head.
What up cat?
Nice.
CT CT CT CT.
I think he's tucked low.
He's right.
It was an intense game.
Holy shit.
2 CT.
Last CT.
We can find maybe.
Broke it in.
Broke great.
Yeah.
Nice.
Get around.
Fucking hell.
He's back.
He's playing so hard.
Can I get a draw?
Yeah, everyone thank you
You want a rush baby? Yeah, let's go. I'll smoke windows. Hey, I'm fast brush B
Oh, like everyone bang on over
I'm gonna be late
smoke them all again? i'm going out it's fine. fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, go go go go go go go go.
thanks very much. perfect.
can you break the bridge? one's marked. one's marked? watch my run out.
they're all marked. they're all marked.
one more, one more.
beautiful shoot.
I don't know, maybe I'll have to be heard, perhaps right now.
That's a really good mate, by the way.
Long.
That mate is so OP, it's so simple, but it does so much fucking damage if you're playing
up cat. Nice. Big, big. Good ass round, y'all. Good shit.
The momentum. Yeah, I'm going to smoke a window, but it's
late. I'm going to play palace slow. I can smoke window.
I can smoke window. Okay, perfect.
back
smoking cat
Cat
That one's got one's missing
Both cat both cat both cat
Hi
Damn
They're gonna rush let's hold let's hold pushes. Okay, I'm gonna drop. Yeah
No, I'm gonna push
Yeah, yeah, hey kudos you're carrying it for real good a scan
Here hold here I'm holding
I'm playing
I'm out flashing for you lead
Shut up northern line
There's
I don't know what happened. He was in the corner of the Molly somehow. Oh my god. Did they push you away?
Uh, no. Okay, I think I'm gonna hold that again. No, no, no. Get a peek. You got it. You got it. Big, big, big, big, big.
Peek at peek at peek at knife out knife
Oh, it's all good, all good, all good
Cancel, okay, cancel
This one
Have a flash shoot?
Through the smoke line!
There's one jungle hopping
Offers gonna rotate it
One CT
I'm on ballot. I'm not beating you. Oh, come back me.
Maybe I'll bomb you. One CT.
Play real slow. Oh, shit. I could see his barrel. I couldn't man. My eyes are too old
and bad. I'm bad. 34 seconds.
that money fuck us
what's on the flank of his life
and I'm trying to
pay you can move
I
Okay, you can move
15 seconds
smoke yep you have to plant inside
good good you I didn't know you could
planting while planting that's not me
I didn't see what happened. I pressed S while planting to get out more of the pain of valor.
Like you want to get out? I'm right after the plant.
This game is in. You're learning.
All good, all good. You're having a great game.
Watch the button. Watch the button.
One's up cat.
One's triple.
They smoked middle.
On stairs.
There was one on triple.
They smoked palatial.
Definitely over there.
Can you flash me in here, Chib?
I can.
Yep.
I got you.
Not soon.
They got it.
I got it!
I didn't have it, but...
One cat.
You got a bomb?
We left bomb B?
Where's the bomb?
Cat dead.
There's another cat.
Oh, nice.
Do you like that flash?
I mean, that was perfect.
I don't know how I like it.
I can drop someone?
I'm just gonna leave an AK here. I'm going for an 8-pick.
I see we're doing great. What the fuck are you doing?
Are you going ramp with this?
Dude, I have hair.
Ew, I have hair in my mouth.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm going ramp. I'm just gonna try to get a crossing pick.
Do you wanna go flash me?
Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
He crossed.
I'm gonna smoke your window
It missed it missed nice
Do one cat. I'm all in cat. Nice, dude
What's in the palace make that up
to be one. Oh, I'm going the right. Yeah, that's a good spot right here. It's for sure.
How did he get there?
He crossed crazy man, really? Yeah, six six though off the door start. He's a wizard
DT is so side T side it's way T side. I think we need mid control. It's good if we fight mid
I'm running up. I'm running up mid
I'm gonna bomb a
Which quiet watch your B
B B B
Coming up, coming up.
Up.
In, in, in.
Out three.
In four.
Five, five.
Let me boost you.
They won't play.
Not in, not in the flank.
Two, two, two, two.
Two A, two A.
Okay.
We have five E three, five E three.
Let's triple.
We're not here.
nice fucking go dude what would you get them as a graduation gift um some
advice you can actually skip college for a trade school you're gonna tell him
After he graduates
To top mid to top mid
Oh, oh, shit.
Fush, man.
Fush is there.
Can you flash, man?
Yeah.
Palace?
One flashbang.
One's left side.
Dead.
Over there, he's out.
Oh, I'm just underneath.
Dead.
Nice.
One was A ramp, right?
I killed one A ramp.
There could have been another, though.
The beast got one.
Be connector. I'm holding up here.
A ramp. Oh, A ramp.
A ramp in mid.
Mid dead.
A ramp in the room.
Let's go.
Good round.
I'll take those
if anyone's rich.
Question to you.
Thank you.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh yeah, it's bonus.
There's bonus.
Wait, what's going on?
I can flash your med.
Oh
Nice
I think they're going to be they're going to be a hundred percent
I'm going to mid.
I'm going to go mid.
Let's play resing A.
Everyone go mid and B.
There's no way they're going to end.
Yeah.
Let's go ahead and farm.
I'm going to smoke ramp.
I'll flash mid late.
I'm going to mid now.
Oh, fuck this late.
Flash mid now.
I'm going to mid.
I can flash mid.
Flashing.
I'm going to flash by.
watch out on there
be halls that was deep be halls though
under one
three three what the fuck is already ours oh my god three under I think I got
cat or connector
they're freaking out right now
i mean window i think
connector
coming up con
two
two coming up
two stairs
going up
i ain't got fucking short
god damn
fuck
So much bro, you have to fucking crouch under it and you grade your head on top
I could drop pistols
I'm down for a little fucking big
So good yo someone come be I'm a and boost me and then
Don't break the same
I
Won't be stay. I'll be I heard him. They under their mind to under
Connect one cat
Three three con
Picking and okay, they're in site
I got this y'all
I'm good for you. There's no CK like a spawn. That's not broken. I'm going with you. Oh
Love on a flank
How did he break the bed my bath
I
Nice try
I'll play a
Okay
Yeah
Oh, throwing flashbang.
Throwing flashbang.
No one made me. Nothing caused me.
Okay, I'm leaving you to them.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Nice to meet them like this.
Probably be, guys.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna stack B.
Yeah, do it.
I'm checking connector wall.
Clear.
Flash B.
I hear back at apps.
I hear apps.
Under?
I
Connector connector to lower mid
Coming up on today, I think
Maybe maybe I heard a Molly
Smoke somewhere
Yeah coming in
On jungle let you throw a name maybe I'll get first I got first time
uh yeah blood needs to buy
alert though
do not up
alert though
i'll show you why i cannot
close the window
can't help you man
Oh
You didn't die did you
Sorry at one. That's really
So late so late me on his soul it
Yeah
I
Get here
But I was shooting more of them than you can be fair I'm all
Yeah, I bet you they're setting up there.
Yeah, I feel like you're right.
I'm gonna clear B2, okay?
Guys, we're getting there, guys.
We're getting there.
Chance, I die in 10 seconds.
Everybody, watch out B.
I think the role player.
I don't know what they're doing, though.
Smoke.
Eh?
One CT smoke.
Nice.
Where's Ludwig?
Wow.
Where's Ludwig?
One out.
We'll put it on him.
One Tetris.
Outta here, outta here.
One cat, bro. Crazy as what I've ever seen.
I'm gonna go to Nick, I think.
I hate real player on the lurk I'm gonna play be like a rat
Let's go!
I'm going to something crazy.
It works.
Trust me.
I'm going to get to them.
I need help!
They smoked mid.
Roger.
Last B.
It's listening to B guys.
We're throwing out red.
I'm staying behind the wall.
I'm trying to B.
Or mid.
Last mid.
One's creeping up, Kat.
I'm trying to B.
Or mid.
Last mid.
One's creeping up, Kat.
I'm trying to B.
Last mid.
I
Follow you
Yeah, three more three more
Okay
Frontside cheaply all you it's all me bro. Yeah three you're left and they're all killable
Woo!
Nice.
Yeah, you got that shot.
Hey, booty!
What's up, man?
Talk to the left.
They're doing a cross.
Real gun to your left.
Nice.
Oh, good try, dude.
Oh, scary.
It is scary.
It's a good save, too.
Nice.
Let's buy and win okay?
Can't buy.
What's the best guy you've seen?
I'll molly A ramp.
Fuck, get a 5-7.
Or a 5-9.
That man in there.
Did you push Kalis?
I'm just holding good.
Yeah, it's humid
I'm just holding good
Smoke me out con they can be out. There's like three men running up cat running up run excreting up cat
Up cat three, I'm right there big plank
Yeah, I'll be other end
Yeah, that's right there.
Yeah, I'm going to.
Yeah, that should.
I'm with you.
Nice.
One cat.
Two.
Two, one.
Nice!
Hi, hi.
Is that enough time? How do you know this?
It's like a music.
The music goes off for 10 seconds.
But you can also use this way.
Dude, what are you?
I like this one.
That was good.
Good shit.
Got one.
Double more for a.
I got I got.
Hey, I got you.
I got you.
I'll take an extra.
You have a gun. You have a gun.
Thank you.
I'm going to run up mid here.
I have a spawn.
I'm going to rush to up there.
I'm trying to kill this guy.
Is that fucking on you or not?
Yeah.
Watch behind you now.
I'm going to A round.
It's quiet.
A, A, A.
One's to spawn.
Going A.
Not out, not out.
They are Averdinger.
They're all back to you, right?
Yeah, yeah, they're all in spawn.
A3?
Yeah, a3, a3.
I'm gonna be
Shoot one more gronies hurt though 2v1 y'all it's just brawny big bronze it's big bronze y'all
Did I backed up to I really don't really good no, it's really good
I got a you got be
You got be Abe love you
Is it rude if I eat on stream the fucked up die for
Fucked up when I got nice. Yeah
Yeah, I won't I'll just be hungry
I can't live here, it's fucked up man
In A
Is there?
Yeah, it's A
He's walking triple
He's walking towards it
This is more BM by the way
Like you doing this is actually fucked
You're actually fucked up
You're a crappy guy
Oh my god it's all planted for her
Wait the fuse is in
Use?
I am
The fuse is never killer?
Wait
I'm gonna run, run, run
I
See guys in the other discord. Oh my god
Gigi Gigi's all around
I
Was a thousand gifted for everyone on the team
You for 30 seconds, that's why he's a crappy guy
You didn't okay
You've got carried so hard.
I got carried that guy.
Yes.
Yeah, he's what I can say, bro.
Silent, you got a lot better.
Keep it up, Leslie.
You got a career.
How do you for sure?
GGs, though, for real, that game was fire.
Got to end on that one, though.
I have my LG to.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
If you guys have five seconds, I'll be back in like two
and a half hours.
Leslie, I will hit you up about that shirt, though.
Just don't hit me up.
Just whatever you need to say about us.
Say it now.
I'm not going to respond to anything related to the DM.
I mean, I'm going to give you the I have the shirt.
OK, seven of them.
So I can give you one of them.
Just seven seven seven.
I will do in case the other ones get dirty.
Wait, wait, I feel like solidarity.
You should send one to everyone of my team and we all rock it.
I'll wear it.
I mean, yeah, do you guys want one?
I can send one.
Yeah, it's for the whole team.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK, thanks, Tanner.
Siley, you want one?
Tanner, Siley.
I will.
You're busy that day.
I'll do it in solidarity.
You just want to wear for fun.
I just want to wear.
I just want to be patient.
Dude, I'm not.
Do not put it in the wash.
I'm being so serious.
It's going to melt.
Don't ask.
Just don't put it in the wash.
I don't know washing machine is really
not going to go well for the washer.
It's just not.
What's going to happen?
Just don't do it.
I'm just telling you right now.
It's going to have Mark Zuckerberg's face
over everything.
You're going to suck up all your clothes.
Those are the stuff that spray painted on it you would think it based off how it washes. Yes
Uh, but not for real that was actually great game that was fun. That was actually
I left
Bye bye, run some Minecraft, hell's no, thanks for all the falls guys, I'll see you tomorrow.
Not sure what I'm going to be playing, probably more Counter-Strike or something, if I can
figure out MCSR, maybe it's over that, but until then I'll see you tomorrow, I hope
you guys enjoy the stream, hugs and kisses, I'll raid somebody.
25k, let's week and go.
Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
Uh, is there anyone continuing to play Counter Shrike?
I'll read Shibley, actually.
Bye.
In seven seconds, we have seven seconds together.