Hello.
I
Think baby people
What's up
What's up?
Are you wearing the same outfit as yesterday?
No, because I checked.
you're the best streamer to touch twitch thank you for letting me nut in here and have a good day
enjoy
enjoy batnacky thank you for the tier one
hello james platinum
I thought you weren't streaming today.
When did I say that?
Dude, you misunderstood what I said yesterday, so I'll not skip a single day.
I'm going to stream through the weekend.
I also have an ad on Saturday, just FYI.
So yeah, that means a full-on Saturday stream, would you look at that?
You know, for money, money.
Can you stream the CS tournament?
I don't know if I want to get into that.
I'm not sure.
But no, not, no.
right now I am life I played it yesterday or yesterday for my sponsor which means it is
the greatest poggers. Pog, pog, pog. Oh, Mario Galaxy 2, maybe. That's a good idea. Is this
the weekend we do Mario Galaxy 2? That's a good idea. Maybe I do that, actually. Maybe.
There's a lot I want to do. Valorant? Not Valorant. The Wii KEND. W-I-I-I-K-E-N-D. The Wii KEND.
Amber, thank you for the tier one, thank you Adam Addy, thank you!
I gave up on the Bloodborne stream, sadly, because I can't find a way for it to run on
my fucking computer.
That's not horrible.
It just always crashes.
But like, it looks good for a second, but then you look on, um, you look on the fucking
forums or whatever, Reddit, and everyone's like, yeah, it crashes like once every hour,
which is pretty good. No, it's not. What the fuck? All you have to do is just restart
the game at the closest, you know, bonfire or whatever. No! I'm so spoiled by good emulators
and stuff. It sucks. I have high standards, I guess, but I totally get it because people
People just love Bloodborne so...
So I guess any way to play it.
Crispy Egg, thank you for the 5 months, thank you.
Dude, so many people hit 70 streams in a row.
55 streams in a row, 60 streams in a row, god damn.
40 streams in a row!
Alright, now they're getting less impressive.
I'm just kidding.
Literally camper, thank you, thank you.
Okay, now three streams in a row.
I mean, that's a lot, but after 70,
I mean, you got a long ways to go, man.
Thank you, Kane Murk for the tier one.
Thank you, Fish Turkey.
You know what's really fucked up?
There was a game conference today,
and I was like, oh, maybe I'll watch it on stream.
But then I saw that people were sponsored to watch it.
So like, they're not gonna have to good games.
Oh, wow, and if you're looking paid to watch gaming announcements, there's no way they're gonna drop like half light three, right?
So why would I watch that? So I just closed out of it. Were you jealous you weren't getting paid?
Have I ever been paid to watch a conference? Oh, OTK Gameshow.
Oh shit. Oh, yeah. Okay, right. Oh
I forgot about that. Okay besides that one. Dude that one was really really good. They announced so many great games
At OTK games, I'll be like we're creating counter slur
Valos slur
We're creating war slur three
Thank you Mr. Trump 1312 they get the prawn thank you
Thank you
Who's are you fasting?
No but Tappy Ramadan
To all the folks who are fasting
Thank you
Wait, what did I just say? Why is everyone umming?
Why is everyone umming?
Is Flom hopping on today? I have no idea.
The only reason my hair looks okay right now is because I just got out of the shower. As it dries,
don't worry, you'll see the recession and I'll remain relatable.
Smile.
who said it looked okay someone just said what shampoo do you use I use um I use
like a old spice nine and one like basically it's my toothpaste my shampoo
my soap my dude look at the overwatch look at all the overwatch people look
at you guys your your attics to overwatch your attics look at you look at
you I play at once for four hours and everyone freaks the fuck out
Gayshode even here for way longer than overwatch don't even lie
What is this what is this in front of your name?
What is this why does it just say Fisher, what does that mean? Oh
Is that Roblox ad
I mean, they believe in Jesus, he's going to be playing the new 007 game here are all
the games that I'm interested in playing.
This is not a promise.
Okay.
Resident Evil nine 007.
Pocopia Pocopia is definitely one of them
What else is that upcoming game Star Wars racing
We just don't know anything about John Wick so I can't
Like John Wick we just see Keanu Reeves like looking hot and all the the gamer bros are like
Oh deadlock. I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play deadlock. I
Don't know about the guy. I don't know if I'm gonna play the God of War remake
I'm not gonna lie, but we'll see
I did stream God of War before I don't think I beat it though
Dusk bloods maybe
maybe
Dusk bloods
Is that the need from soft isn't it didn't leak that is coming out like next month
But they haven't talked about it at all
Like what the fuck is that even game even about are you gonna play the Assassin's Creed for remake I
Did not like any Assassin's Creed except for one two and
Revelation and brotherhood I
Think all the other Assassin's Creed's were crap. I
Thought Odyssey was bad. I didn't like Odyssey people love Odyssey my complaint with Odyssey though is like it
It didn't feel... it felt like they were trying something new and it was like a half RPG slash
too long slash...
Like, see, there's all these Assassin's Creed games are really good for like four hours.
But like, there's no reason an Assassin's Creed game should be 60 hours long.
They just don't have enough just to do and you just end up doing the same thing.
way too long, way too long. Oh, Tomodachi Life! Trees, you are good for 4 hours. Do you
understand how much of a compliment that is? Alright, red name chatter on sub. That is
it. You're saying 4 hours? That's crazy. That's so nice of you to say, man. 4 hours
This is a lot.
Hokey path? I don't know what that is.
Four hours is like 20 normie hours.
Yeah!
Four hours is like watching Lord of the Rings
extend in addition.
That's insane.
Holy shit.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I feel like Lord of the Rings dropped boring after
four and a half hours.
Yeah.
man is there a new Lego Batman game that I haven't heard about why are people
saying Lego Batman legacy of the night of the dark night it looks amazing you're
amazing you're amazed by it all right then fuck maybe I'll check it out I don't
know wait but Lego also sponsored me in the past let's make it happen folks part
two part two I'm launching my game hey I have some really bad news and you're
not gonna like it if I don't get good frames I'm making drastic changes that's
all I'm gonna say drastic changes like if I'm dipping under 200 FPS on inferno
drastic I'm talking about changing my resolution I might go stretch res
Drastic fucking changes
Four by three like oh god and Matt and then I'm like bad and I just have no excuse
Jesus just buy another computer
No
Do I miss my not even a little I don't think I
Don't really like sometimes you don't but I've been
He misses you. Oh, no, I never dated a guy
why not? because I'm not gay. I'm not interested in men.
without a one-night stand? no I haven't. you're watching a straight guy. what? I'm married!
What?
Mary to the grind.
Smile.
Mary do your job.
Check out Flom CS2 video.
Flom we know that's your other account dude.
Like I'm not launching a Flom CS2, come on.
Can you see that guy play?
Maybe a Zywoo or like.
That's kind of mean.
Yeah get fucking mad at me.
I'm actually, I am starting drama today.
Get real.
No plum school.
Are you gonna play with anyone today?
Well, maybe.
I
Have a I think I ruin lobbies
Whoa, I didn't say because of the vibe
Because you know
It's like, you know, they're trying to get better and they're like 12k plus and they're playing against like a team of 20k
It just sucks. It just freakin sucks
You're more serious than others dude, I think I'm the least serious I feel like ray
Fusely
Like Masayoshi all these guys are like actually trying to get better, and I'm just like
These thoughts on Prince Andrew's arrest I'm for it
RIP.
Pozo.
Who you guys waiting for my take on it?
Was there like an elephant in the room?
I'm kind of uncertain.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Hello.
Yep.
What do you guys like to play?
A ping, huh?
No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
You're the only one who's talking about that.
CP.
Dead.
I'm dead too.
Smoking cat. Uh, it's on.
Can you come back?
Cat?
Cat, cat, cat, cat.
Like, look at my, look at my FPS.
I'm rotating
To it you should be tagged crazy
We have on
You already ruined the vibe.
It's because of discord?
Really?
I just changed a window to full screen because I was testing settings.
They're going to rush to a pepper bar.
Throwing fire.
They're out.
I think I smoke.
I'm trying to smoke.
Nice.
He has a G.
Yeah, I think they're setting up for air or something.
Alright, I got it.
Mods are doing predictions.
W mods.
Unhappily married start getting um...
On-site, on-site.
Griefed.
Sorry.
My head!
Woooo!
No, I'm not becoming unhappily married.
Me and my wife are doing well.
If you want like the full background vlogs,
Be sure to subscribe to my Patreon.
What?
Out mid.
Okay, Molly.
One down.
I'm sorry, I snuck in.
Okay.
One chair, one chair.
One more.
One bottom end.
Break a little window.
Is that all three?
I said at least.
I'm just gonna go be...
Orange top.
Nice.
Can we go up cat chat?
Cat chat
I'll play overwatch as well today. We're doing a really long stream
Like really long like I'm talking like 10 plus
Like really long we're doing it all today folks
I'm just spotting your cat
He's still chair for whatever reason
Not spotting
I'm coming to you could be jungle I doubt it though
No time
How many hours does he have in town or strike? It's like 20 minutes. I just went live
Yeah, Nathan I changed it to a full screen window
How crazy is that?
Did you change your overlay to make it harder to snipe you guys interpret everything I do is so thoughtful
But in reality no
Nothing is changed
oh my my window
yeah, ramp, I hear ramp
oh, what the fuck?
why is it anyone shooting at him, dude?
what the fuck?
uh, that might be a fake
watch your under
oh, they my window
oh, one palace
Oh
Wait, wait, should I change my camera
camera. Does this help? No, but I feel bad because some people like to look at the map.
You guys like to look at the map. No one does. You guys are looking at the game, right?
Come on!
I look at the map and I'm in your game!
Dude, what kind of trap lover?
Who lies up?
Go be right.
Beep beep beep beep.
Oh my god.
Counter-terrorist.
You know I'm actually in big drama with Truck Lover Red on my dresser on stream.
Don't ask me questions about it.
It's just that, I'm like, I look at people who's like mechanics are good and copy what they buy.
So I fucking buy this orange ass mouse pad
and now, whenever I turn on my normal light, I turn orange dude!
It's so annoying!
It reflects off my fucking face!
It's so embarrassing!
It looks like the Mexico filter in Breaking Bad.
You know? I can't do this!
Come on! I look- oh my god!
Oh my fucking god!
Yeah, it's an expensive mouse pad.
Well, I always think like if people are using it, it must be good, but no, I'm just ass at the game.
Through and through. I'm just ass.
You look like the sun from Teletubbies, alright.
Yeah, Artisan.
I'm turning it off. I'm turning it off. I'm turning it off. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I'm embarrassed.
You're no longer happily married. I'm ono pixel. Aren't mousebabs important?
They are! They are!
Everything's important when you're playing at such a high level. I use a G
pro light it's probably my favorite mouse I've ever used I remember when like
everyone was using the MX 518 so I'm a I remember the old fucking I used to play
4x3 but this how you know someone's no longer in their prime is when they
switched to native res but look at my FPS on the top right it's time to change
back this shit is so bad apparently Intel processors don't play nice I know I
Oh no one inside I'm just why am I off egg I like them to god damn it god damn it
Hey I have a question for you would you vape your body?
Because I'm working on a startup me and the boys who are in gangs out of China we're
We're going to have a manufacturing facility called Vaping Vaping Vapence.
It's called Gaming Vapence.
I'm just assuming it's going to be a 45 the whole game?
Yeah.
It's got an ad for vitamin vapes.
I look into it.
People actually buy it, guys.
What?
Wait, maybe this is the future if it fucking works.
I'm holding that.
I'm playing Nintra
I'm playing under, I only have a 5-7
Can I get an anti-dissip-depressant in a vape?
Yeah, it's called a vape!
I've actually been vaping to...
I've actually been vaping to just get product market fit, you know, to understand the industry
I am vape
Oh shit, where are we supposed to save?
I'm conned, it's everything, don't catch me dead playing this page, I'm conned, oh,
You look like someone who's 1hp, don't even joke about that.
I feel my death being angered.
Like I'm not even feeling sick or anything, but I feel like I see things in San Diego recently.
Like everything to me is a montage.
Like I'm laughing with my wife and all of a sudden my vision turns black and white.
You know what I mean?
It's like that kind of shit.
Like I'm eating a great meal and I'm like, and I look up towards the sky.
You know, like it's like a I have
Nostalgia no, what's it called? There's another word for it
No, not dementia not deja vu
It's another word it's called a fridge
There's a special net here. That's just some made-up shit
When a ramp
One palace on your end
Oh
Are you to do 10 push-ups per loss no, you know what I will do per loss I'll recue
reek you reek you reek you reek you reek you
do you guys just want to watch me push ups like what kind of stream would that
the
house
there are
more inside
is this the oh no pixel I'm getting my hands handed to me and me Jennings is
Is this a game I should try?
Someone said something mean to me yesterday because I
called the game ugly.
I'm going to push mid with this one.
Not for you.
Perfect, thank you.
You're not smart enough for Mugetix?
Come on.
Oh, two top mid.
Why were they there so quick?
Behind box both?
Keep it to intellectuals like Northern Lion.
I'm smart too!
I'm actually a pretty smart guy.
I am!
What's 20 times 10?
Use the chariot.
200.
They smoked up windows, so they probably don't...
One is.
Dang.
It's calm.
Yeah, as opposed to what a hotunk a hunk has anyone ever called someone that damn dude
You need to fucking hot-ass on it.
Close ticket.
A funk?
My girlfriend calls me a funk.
A fine onk.
Nice.
What are you doing?
That's weird.
No?
Maybe I'm being judgmental. That's a little strange, no?
You know, you know what uncle is short for, right? Uncle. I don't know. I just feel like maybe we're losing the plot a little bit.
Thank you.
They smoke connector.
I'm sure you'll get it.
oh shit!
Wha?
They're in mid. There's like 2 of them
And it's so in-belts, they needed me out like a cah
They're pushing left
I'm gonna not flash and peek
Flows are in the cah
Lol
One is cheaters, cheaters are in the cah
Yeah, dude
We are on build
That's one of those powers
He is up
You all right?
I'll go play with this.
Touching grass when?
Do you mean like the episode or do you mean like when am I going to go outside?
I don't know for the episode and then I went outside today.
When I'm on my walk, I'm humming.
Flashing mid.
One more ramp.
Flashing mid.
One more mid, one more mid.
One A ramp.
Flashing mid.
They're smoking.
I'm all in the middle.
What a loser.
you're gonna peak me
please definitely has one of those grounding rods with the super long
copper wire that you hook up to your bed so you can sleep better from the
underground good vibes resonating into his body? No. Dude, you know what I'm
against? Maybe I shouldn't say this. I don't know. People spend a lot of money.
You know what I've realized with my 4-O ring? I don't want to know a lot. But
there's certain like beds that people have. That assign like one of my friends
about this bed that puts cool water in the mattress
but it's like at what point does this just ruin like sleeping at a hotel
what's happening
Do we know where last is?
I'm dead.
Awesome piece of cake.
Thank you, SBS.
Thank you, film lads.
You Pebos man.
You do you was saying that you have terrible sleep?
With your aura ring on one about it?
Yeah, I don't sleep well.
I have like sleeping problems.
They must really be out of things to say.
Why they thought about my sleep, man?
man what the fuck why is that my why is my sleep on the podcast man
no I've like I've always had sleeping problems probably but they're falling
apart
I've gotten like a help with it too so it's way better than it used to be what are you
my mom's about that's what my mom says my mom says just meditate okay just
meditate, do your prayers and drink some water and you'll sleep perfectly fine.
Oh my god.
AK down on my body.
I only use my steam deck in bed
when I'm on vacation never in my eyes all the time but I can't sleep but it
helps
what
nice shot
so we don't got it no no now we've really got I'm gonna smoke window
instant you know the insta Jesus
a little special.
You got very excited.
Oh yeah, slasher wore out already, thank you.
You're welcome.
Con.
The state quills hitting right now.
State quills?
I'm out B.
Grenade!
I'm planting!
One mid?
Both mid
one HP coming up cat
would you drink your own piss to survive?
hell no dude
Can I get a drop? Yeah, thank you
Brother if I was in a situation where I had to drink my own pee to survive I'd kill myself
It's not that bad this what are you talking about?
One serious?
Oh he's jungle! Fuck! What am I doing?
Please don't kill him yourself if you didn't have a steamback!
Dude shut up!
I wouldn't kill myself if I didn't have a steamback!
It depends if I'm like in the middle of like a place or something
You guys like see me as some fucking weirdo sometimes I feel like you guys are analyzing me through a microscope
He's not good to be dizzy they're mad
You're like a little bug, I keep on running through the mud.
Yippee!
Good right good game, honestly
24k?
Wait
After all the losses to not bad, huh?
Not bad
That was a nice game. I actually enjoyed it. I like winning
You think you're talking to me?
Must have been someone else.
I'm borrowing the stiletto ruby.
to fellow chatters.
These are two of his skins.
Rented.
Loud voice equals high potential for slurs.
The gloves are not ugly.
They look cool like I'm like some mutant.
These look cool.
Don't say puke, that's so mean, that's so mean, splatoon gloves, booger gloves, snot and blood.
Dude, I like them.
Bro, how did you improve so fast in Counter Strike?
I've been stuck in 18K forever.
So fast.
I've been playing this game for 20 years of my life.
20 years.
I am slow.
Also no job helps.
Probably number one.
Plus old plus sorry for saying the J word
That's how you reach 20k not so long ago. Yeah, but
That's this isn't this isn't this is all nothing. It's nothing I
Want to play nuke. Oh, please I'll play it nuke. Please please
This isn't like a good, I don't see this as a good representation of skills as you're
like 24k.
I've seen some terrible 20k's.
Oh, face it update, 14 games in a row winning.
Dang.
Now, I'm one point away from level nine.
I'm not cheating.
I'm going to lose it soon.
You don't like nuke?
Come on, we're going to win this too.
All I've been playing is Mirage Dust 2.
No Mirage equals Leave.
the
let's go fast up here
yeah
pass that
Uh oh.
They're not saying hello.
Is this a bad sign or a good sign?
What?
No?
Outside?
One mini.
No offense to the devs of this game, but I definitely shot him in the neck and that would cause some serious damage
Where he would be unable to run
I don't know I just feel like
Are you saving his armor?
I think enough is enough.
No.
Looks like he took too close.
Yeah, look.
Damn, this is weird.
And I'm feeling a little bit better.
I don't think he had armor.
What are you saving?
I got him for 30 in a body shot.
Good round.
Yes, yes, yes.
only pixel in your lobby no no this is me and I'm oh no pixel
you got confused you got excited
The door is under the flesh, but it's not.
Get him on the top, bud.
There's two outside of the garage.
The last two are outside of the garage. They're gonna come to me.
I could've wrapped up in death.
Yeah, hell, one. Last guy, hell.
Minus 20.
Thank you poop jake of poop
Sometimes I wonder
Sometimes I wonder like who the chatter is like comes in here and types
Giving out mustache rides today
What's the point? Is it to like hope I read that?
Well, I don't wreck I don't even know you
He's a question squeak is do you it just confuses me
Nice one ramp
One pushed hot oh no he's inside dude ah oh she's ran
I need an easy ride
Playing a fucking 30k
Get real get real a
mustache ride to 25k
YouTube title idea
YouTube idea
uh
FPS check 150 what do I do I just don't understand
Did I just hear him run over that?
one round
he's not on my screen
there's my forehead jut out that much
it's offside what
do I change to my res? this is a question
I don't think it would help that much because I'm CPU throttled
I just thought about this.
I think because I have that really good intel, whatever, it won't help that much.
It only helps if your GPU is bad.
I have an i9, but Intel CPU is fucking stuck in the cap right apparently.
That was the outside guy.
I think.
Yeah, the x3d ones are apparently good
Intel sucks for everything not unless you're doing AI or crypto I thought right
I said the Voldemort name
I said the Voldemort name look here we go roll up your sleeves folks how do you
know I'm just kidding I'm just kidding sorry sorry I'm just joking
one
Where are the baddies close many
One credit card
Dead
What
heaven heaven heaven heaven
I need help! Where was that guy?
Did they push lobby?
I was squeaky, I thought purple was lobby, but it was like a trophy.
All good.
Can I get a drop? Or are we poor? Fuck.
I can drop something.
July
I'll do a glial if possible
Somebody drop me a smoke right here
Push ramp
Push squeaky, push squeaky
Okay, here is me quitting this morning.
Will this help?
Good go, Flatter.
Zeal, thanks for giving us a sub. Brad Flagg, thank you.
Green destiny, thank you. Did my PC specs 5090 and an i9.
200 dropping to 150 why isn't it capped at 240? I'm getting rage-vated with drop technics
You guys want to take ramp? Yeah, let's go
It's close, it's close.
One break.
Aye aye aye.
Footchatters be like, just download Windows 7.
Have you tried Linux? Counter-Strike funds really well on Linux.
I'll send you the custom patch that I created.
Trust me on this one.
It tastes like no setup at all.
Steam OS is genuinely good.
I have a virtual machine on my computer running Steam OS.
Oh, wow.
Oh, okay.
I'm down to go down that. Let's go.
Fuck, he's having me.
Is there both of us?
I miss my smoke.
I don't know if it's I've been having really bad
FPS before Windows updates
Everything's updated. I think it's my Intel CPU
Hell
My bios is locked
Oh god, you're safe.
Fuck.
Are you serious?
Oh, man.
Dude, how is he alive for so long?
Oh my fucking god.
You're a terrorist, man.
They're like scared to run at them.
You should do an absolute PC rebuilding stream.
No, okay, listen, everyone's saying 250 FPS equals literally unplayable, like as a meme.
But in Counter-Strike, it is not a good FPS.
I don't know how to tell it to you.
I understand.
I played Cyberpunk on the PlayStation 3 when it came out, all right?
I don't mind.
I will play a 30 FPS game.
But it's a different NCS. It's a different.
I'm 1080p.
I think I have NVIDIA reflex off but I can double check.
My monitor is 480hz so it's not going to be utilized.
I sadly realize now why my team did not want to play
I need to get rid of him.
M-bar! Thank you for the prime!
Probably half past, so we have better by last.
Great.
wrong
the
fuck these guys man actually fuck these guys
they know they have bomb lobby
why?
it took my AK man
My god, sorry, and he'll drink daily you do
I can do smokes outside you guys want to go secret someone just dropped me a smoke
Like in this corner
I
Watch the free kill I can't believe it. How'd you still lie nice
Bomb down
I'm just gonna have to go.
One single.
Mollie Donnie is so sad.
America, Kona.
Bro, I genuinely think you might have your HDMI connected to the wrong port.
No, man!
I don't think so.
I have a display port.
I'm not playing...dude if I was playing off my...I played other games and they run really
well.
No, I'm not even considering.
Outside.
Close mini.
One more, one more mini.
Outside, A and mini.
Last two.
I'll call a Greek, Geek Squad, not a Greek Squad.
Okay, it dropped that drop them
Yeah, they're being
Oh my fucking god
Thank God
I'm not about to say a curse word.
All of them are used.
Counter terrorists win.
We should not pass out of them.
A real curse.
The curse of Glorp.
Fuck Glorp.
I'm gonna put in my soup.
I'm gonna drink them up.
You think I give a shit?
I bet it on you?
Okay, I won't let you down.
They're probably gonna try to force rush out from here.
Alright.
Uh, I'm from the...
There's three in ramp. Oh my god, how's he so far up? How's he so far up? The guy just
died.
Overwatch, please. No. Ah, maybe. I'll play everything today. Name a game and I'll play
as long as it's TOS, I went through this website called steam.db and I clicked hot
in the search and one of them was just called polyamory, like the names of
these like porn games are so on the nose like they're just like they're
They're like hot milk to the sex.
Yeah, I don't...
Like, I want a game where I'm not sure what it is based off the title.
Like Noida.
Brink.
Earthbound.
There's no artistry to hot...
hot sex, too.
Why is Romeo a dead man?
Why is that getting bad reviews?
It looks good.
It's a Suda 51 game.
Gear up.
We aren't going in a windy walk here.
Nice hair today.
Thank you.
Door.
Drop that one.
the
I don't know how to play the game
what the fuck?
How is he not dead?
I hit him three times!
How is that two times?
Wait someone clip it.
You know, he actually has a really good point.
He has a really good fucking point.
Let's go to Milage.
Mini dead
There's still one many that's not the guy to kill you
Hey, squeeze first time catching your stream, what do I do? It's a good question. First of all welcome. I
Appreciate it second of all if you see someone that types a picture
Above you just copy the picture
It's really simple
except that one don't copy that one many whatever you don't I don't want it's
scaring people we're in the counter strike category all right we're not in
Hello Kitty Island adventure show some respect to the category
have you seen counter strike players yeah they're not like puppies what do you
What do you mean? What do you mean?
My gosh.
They are.
Counter-Strike players never go outside.
Didn't you just redeem a 70 watch streak in this dream? I'm sorry.
Did you not? Just a second ago?
Just share with everybody that you've watched this dream 70 days in a row?
Good for you.
Come on
I'm out and sort of like a joke I just go very nice flashing
Nice round cat.
There's a shit out of me purple.
Guys we win this by the way.
Still close game.
The size matter?
Yes dude.
Obviously it matters.
The size of your heart.
and your penis folks that's right
part is what I call my day
Let's not be gross, we're in counter strike, go back to R-fights.
We're in front of you.
I'm watching that purple.
Oh!
I'm watching outside now.
I don't think he cut across already.
Door, door one.
Door green.
One red.
No shot. Did I not see him chat?
On site coming through Wobby.
This guy's playing close to the smoke. He could be venting, yeah.
Yeah, they're downstairs I'm going down secret
double control control
I look at them
Thank you, I am a person the tier one
I
Luke a Tim be real for a second roll
I feel like nothing's being watched.
What's happening?
Where's everyone going?
I didn't get invited to a party again?
I think I just heard one hell, yeah.
One B, bomb planer's dinked, we gotta stop that plant man.
One ramp.
Oh, I just got a last help
Are these guys lower? Like what's happening?
Oh, I don't understand
Now I'm with the guy who is dead
These guys are like left outside. I mean, I'm not playing too well
Thanks for all the follows by the way, hi, I
Hate you, it's okay. I don't really like you either
say that
One
of
the
death
of
I'll be back.
I'm back.
Did we win?
Oh my god, thank god.
Fuck everybody in that lobby, including my teammates, including the other team.
Blacklisted by GamerSups, thank you.
relax. Yeah, I lost, but I understand why people don't want to play Nuke, man. That
shit is rough. Check your settings. My settings are normal.
Let's play some music, please.
Let me come to your house and fix your PC.
I'm not interested, man.
Thank you.
Wait, you guys don't like the song Del Fino Plaza?
Hmm, what's like a song that people would like?
Here we go.
This is a good one.
Dude, this shit comes on at a club.
I'm breaking out all my dance moves.
If this if this goes on at the club like come on
Walk, thank you, Rakela boom boom big the prime
The gun-bound club
The only club you would go to is a club sandwich dude I might order pizza tonight I might I might
get a pizza pie a whole fucking pie a pizza and counter strike is the dream come true
I need like five of them dude there means no stream tomorrow what day is it tomorrow
Oh, I could have skipped tomorrow.
Oh, wait!
Sorry, I don't wanna play Nuke again.
I don't wanna play Nuke again.
What kind of pizza are you getting in New York City?
Joe's Pizza.
We got the industry.
We got Bleecker Streets and Domino's.
Let's roll.
Sweet baby rays that
Mama's too
Problem with the industry though is that it's like it's like fancy
Like it's actually good pizza, but it's like fancy-ish pizza. It's not like a New York slice, but it's like my favorite
Hello
Great
Hello
Oh, what's up, bro? What's up? Oh, no pixel. What's up, man?
Thank you for making me play dust faggot to yourself. Oh, Jesus
Yeah, we could have been playing new. Oh damn. Sorry guys
Slur alert!
One CT.
God, how'd you guys know?
How'd you guys know?
He said fuck you in chat.
So what? I say fuck you! I don't fucking spout out slurs!
Thank you, his whizzes.
So I guess I shouldn't ever ask to be like, slashed out or anything.
Or he's gonna just slur.
He's just gonna out slur.
of
the
of
the
is this guy you probably got my mac 10 lower or uppers yeah I just pushed through tunnels
to backyard he might be in B. Is he really gonna save your Mac Tom? What? Dude, what? We
It must be Scooby doing!
Maybe they're not mad anymore? Do I?
No, you know what? Because they slurred so early, I'm gonna keep them muted. I don't give a shit.
Fuck these guys, I hope we lose.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
One more cat with an M4.
Please unmute them.
I know them?
No!
Tell them I don't fuck with them.
How about that?
I did.
Don't know if I like pick and choose what I read out loud
I think like whoever I'm looking for something to read is what I read. There's no squeaks chatter meta
Like sometimes I look at the chat and just not read anything because everybody is saying something mean
That happens a lot actually
Like I look at the chat like waiting everyone's just like writing like mean shit. I don't want to work
I
Am I gonna rush be I don't even know what these guys want
But I don't give a shit
Ali's a thank you
of
the
death
of
the death of
to the people that walk on the west side highway not getting unmuted bro you
crossed the line one too many times true fuck you if you can hear me he's a
shit how about that he said a slur it's 2026 what a freak what a fucking
three yeah I went on a public walk on the
west side where and the public bathroom I
walk in the floor is drenched in what I
think is P and there's a bag of bread
one minute close words are powerful things powerful things and the bag of
bread the bottom of the bread is soaking through so some of the bread is
absorbing the water it was disgusting man I'll never forget it something about
That is so nasty
He's doing much more than that
Is he saying bad words?
He's saying the word the word
It is mine
He got his both, dude!
The Bryant Park Russians are nice.
Yeah, but that's a New York nice
That's a New York nice is like I'm still not fucking putting my ass cheeks on the seat
It's so disgusting I mean don't get it don't get it wrong I will if I've got to go
One double doors, man New York is also a disgusting city in general.
Oh, it is.
It's so nasty, but goddamn is it fucking charming?
Oh, you're not missing the piece, Mal.
I'm telling ya.
Thank you, Tigglypawm!
You can make a pee smell wherever you go.
Yeah, true.
True.
Noko, what's up?
Bro, just stay in your lane, bro.
You know what I mean?
I'm 13k, can we kill him?
I don't even know who muted you, I'm just fucking saying shit.
Because there's a 10k death, unfortunately won't let us.
Also like, I'm gonna ruin your games man.
Yellow, you carry us bro, are you streaming or not?
Are you streaming or what?
Yeah.
What's yours?
Yeah, I'm on kick.
You see that guy getting head on kick and he got banned?
No, what?
He got head.
Well, then why the fuck are people watching Counter-Strike?
I don't know.
I'm fucking...
You got a fucking guy in your head?
Yeah, actually.
One mid, looks like he's going through the doors, oh my god.
Head goal.
We'll do a head goal
See out there bro
That sounds boring the CS is cooler
He just said CS is cooler than head. What are we talking about here? What are you saying?
Come on, focus.
Wait, so what is your ad on what's your stream name?
I'm getting shy.
I'm shy.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't want to self-advertise. I've already done that. You know, my counter-track name used to be twitch.tv slash squeaks for like three years?
There was a time where a lot of you look at me and you see someone defeated. No sparkle in my eye.
my eye someone who looks like you're checking into work there used to be a
time where I had was a fucking furnace of ambition every quiet moment I go
uh hey guys um
uh hey guys wasn't that cool wanting to chat
You're losing on do something crazy
You're losing on
This is a Liam waiting room. Yeah, man. I actually can't wait for Liam to go live to
lose some of these chatters honestly he's hurt how they're not killing him
double doors I still understand the timing of a CT mid-bush like can they
They always go lower for free.
I guess they're much too molly mid, right?
If they have top spawn, they can push lower for free, I think.
It's the best t-spawn looks bitch. You can always see them. Oh
Don't talk shit about this guy's view model it's cool
Wait, is he the slur guy? No, I'm gonna go out long
You guys flash me I'll drop flashes here
you
one elevator he's offing one site as well
Oh
Yes, dude
of
the
death of
death
of
I hate the name OnoPixel, why?
I'll change it.
I love OnoPixel.
Why?
It's a reference.
We hate references.
Did you hear anything?
B tunnels.
Here.
One went back up there.
Like a flash.
two fuck. Last two inside. I have the bomb. Yeah, you're alone. If he's really smart,
It gives up bomb.
No.
Here's the win.
Two!
Nice try.
Whistle.
How did they know I was streaming?
I think I...
Because you muted us.
My my quality is USB, it's ass.
Webcam, ass, Mike, ass.
You can't even save my quality.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death
Because no other streamer cares about slurs
What do you mean man?
He tunnels their flash
How does he know one lower
They Molly mid I ran through a Molly for that timing
thing. What's up, dude?
Weird that he immediately thought you were a kick streamer. Not weird.
It goes drawing in popularity.
With who?
With robots.
There's no robots here, right?
I'm trying to raise 25k, really bad.
I'll insta-long smoke if someone can molly dumpster.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is awful I'm leaving.
Saw good.
That slash is crazy, right?
That flash is insane!
When did you get new gloves? You by the way?
I'm borrowing them.
Stop saying you, they're cool.
i think they're cool
there's our long players slayer one and slayer two
Like if you're gonna say slurs they should hold long.
Is this okay for me to say like if you're going to say awful things at least like you
I mean
I'll flash you out long if you want to get into pit
Or do you want to go up cat whatever you want?
I follow you
Alright, I'll flash you
A couple long can you still wash cat I can't I actually fucking can't
I'm flanking. He's an idiot. One B. Last guy's where?
three funds jabroni merc happy forty five months of
appreciate it
good to see you
no one's here
let's make this ready to train
I have one flash
one flash here
one
I'm holding your mids.
Mid.
It fucks up their mid to be.
up cat I can't feel with I hate I hate
Hey, P-man!
Nothing grinds my ears more than people with inappropriate language.
I'll go long.
Can you Molly Dumpster, SQZ?
dumpster by going all the way here and throwing a molly dumpster
fucking dude we're doing the big flank I believe in you dude I believe in myself
round winning flank by the way
oh never mind good try
oh round winning molly
oh good try
You ever gonna do another wheel spinning challenge?
You got the wrong guy man
What do you mean? What are you talking about? You got the wrong guy
Flash mine
Goodbye, flash mine
You like smoke?
I'm starting, man
That's one mid I think.
Oh, he's on B.
Nice.
Ooh!
Brosman!
You got a study?
I don't understand when people say they've got a study.
Just don't.
Yeah, I can drop one, no we're good.
Let's give it to the boys.
Oh shit, they're long.
guys I don't have enough people that I've banned to do on banner class
I'm not kidding like I don't I literally have like two and one of them is like
Extremely Omega Races.
Everyone.
Oh, blue needs a buy.
I got him.
Blue, blue is done.
I got a, what do you mean I got a hundred bucks?
Oh my god!
Oh, I'm so stupid.
That is a lot of bangs.
Why am I running at the flashes?
Oh, this guy set a swear, but.
W flank.
But...
No weak point, sir.
Sorry.
What?
I shouldn't say I'm separating the art from the artist, right? Doesn't work here.
Yeah, it might be backing up.
Obviously, I have a muted. I don't like it.
But it was a good flank in the moment.
Slurs aside.
Kanye fans trying to explain his behavior away.
Hey.
Graduation album.
Mid to be smoked.
Surely we win this round, right?
nice round, good flank
thank you Snatch Owl, for the 28 months
thank you, I don't know why I said that like
I work at the DMV.
I can flash for you if you call it.
I don't see anything.
I
Yeah, there's nothing
Good shit
Tomcat
of
the
of the
of
I look the way for a second oh you're right more time to play smile I was having fun in
this game. I'm having fun in this game too!
It's over DG, I'm throwing. Sorry, I'm actually fucking throwing. I'm throwing, I'm throwing.
two minutes.
One up at maybe.
Oh
What
You just say it all long what the fuck am I listening to it did you say it all long
Oh now
What the fuck?
Now you try.
Run away!
of the
the
I think there's one more of mid
I'm not gonna lie. I didn't even see him in pit. I just heard the dink. I have no idea
Nice to see you, thank you
What's up Dima one car
Are you good at aiming? Oh, I'm gonna fucking frame guard. Thanks for saying that finally someone can appreciate
Scotch, SG, thank you for the prime.
Uh, I've been playing Counter Strike forever. I love this game.
Do you guys see how old I am?
When you guys say you know TikTok smokes, I don't have TikTok!
Can someone pick up-
One lagged in B.
E-tunnels.
I
Just don't understand the actual stranger things anomalous zone. I see the craziest shit ever
I'm trying so hard, so fucking hard, two guys say it's slow right off the bat.
Wait, I don't understand!
Fuck this game!
Oh my god.
All long, all long.
I'm dying in B!
You guys flash me out long
What's up cat
One elevator.
This shit is low-key pathetic. Upcat!
Nice.
You're running though?
Yeah, because my teammates are dying by one guy.
I need to go in and save them, man.
Like, they're all dying.
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm down, let's play.
Let me coach you on Dust2.
Please!
It's gun bound music.
Everyone who says gun bound music is old.
Olds detected.
Also my fellow olds, you have to play guns.
it's so fucking good the data I'm super into guns guns the dual it's back it's
open beta on steam I hope it does well and I hope it becomes huge my
My discord isn't launching.
Oh, I'm just kidding.
Happy birthday!
Oh, thank you!
Happy birthday!
How did you know?
How did you freaking know?
Happy birthday!
Oh my god, thank you!
Happy birthday!
You guys aren't going to say?
That last game was rough.
Did you see?
I did everything I could.
Everything.
everything. Yeah, it was really sad. But this game will be way better for us, right? Yeah,
you got we're on a win streak. I'm going to ruin your win streak. I lied. I'm searching. Sorry,
I'm searching. Good morning, Chibley. Thank you. You know, wait, is it true you have Invisalign?
Oh, it's true. I started it and then I got distracted and then
No, I need solidarity in this invisible journey in my life.
Parts for the tier one.
I give you a list.
I don't hear a list.
You get a list for like a week.
Wait, how many months are you in?
It's not like a year and a half.
Whoa, I'm almost done.
I was done.
And then they were like, you could be finished now.
What do you think?
I was like, no, like I want you to fix a couple little things.
And then my old adults was like, you realize like this for the only people
We're going to notice this is like you and me like no one's going to notice the little things are like I don't care do it
Do it buddy. You're already there. So might as well
Acceptable ping again who has low ping oh
Squeak
Is this it must be Squeaks? Let me check um we have 72. I put it up. Oh Lynn and yeah 150
One in
All over the world. Okay, I'm 136. We're worldwide
Squeaks is 136 years old. Wow. Hey, fuck you. Chibli. I'm not that old. It's my birthday. Yeah, just nice
You just said that you just said
My fakes I got you a favorite type of cake. What's my favorite cake?
Double chocolate Doc Forest
Rosemary's this one of my how did you know how do you actually know that?
I just I was asking around to get a free birthday like you know I was reaching out
Hey, that's actually that I just got chills up and down my spine
Cuz I love you
Why would we ban ancient it's the best rap of the game I agree I agree I think we force Abe to play ancient
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
We're playing dust here
We're playing dust here. We're playing dust you
Ancient is a fucking ancient.
They're just going to pick Nuke.
No, they're going to pick Ancient.
Oh, no.
Yes.
We lose.
Just know you didn't see yourself.
Squeaks is ancient.
He's fucking old.
No, he's a young man.
Hey, thanks, man.
I already had his birthday.
Let's roll.
Yeah, he's 15.
Does it take what?
I'm 15.
Skins from view is I took one I took I'm borrowing a knife and glove combo from a viewer
Is this weird? I felt weird about it
No, because someone in my channel offered me a knife wait, what's his kitchen like what would I don't know
But I was thinking what would speak still oh, I said what immunity poop sock immunity poop sock. Sorry
Crazy
Okay, we win like my guy just said you're getting another one soon like I feel like I'm a sugar baby
Good morning
It actually is morning for you wait in the morning. Oh
You don't really pisses me off
the zero pain I see how do you guys have zero pain I am bad I'm moving problem
Oh
We love you
As soon as squeak shows up I see you're sitting up now. You see oh, maybe I do deserve my primary
Then I turn to help you and then he beats me for cave
It's new I'm new I'm brand new to this game. He's new. This is my second time playing this
map. It's scary at first, but I think it's a good one. I actually hated this map initially,
but... Oh. Hit the donut! Hey! Oh my god! I can't! Oh, I fucked up my smoke. I can't
play with this big I can't do it one here I'm already behind the wall
come on one minute one one red Jerry Seinfeld
I
That's not good. I know whining. Yeah, that just happened. I let's force that just happened. Oh, no
Didn't you force last round a
a last round what we won wait do I buy do I buy up to
sound yeah I'm buying before it's cuz I'm in
double right I don't think you should do is just like it's actually
insufferable I can't do it I don't have the attention span for med med med
too much it could be pushed right around push right room push right room
Flank
One more going towards a look like
To read to me long be I think
They're coming at the coming they're coming be a say
Nick in a great spot
Never mind
Wait does Ray have new skin
Wait, Ray, you have new skins?
Uh, I think so. I don't think...
Your knife is sick.
Oh, you like my knife.
Yes. Butterfly knife, what the hell are you?
Dude, I unboxed a Butterfly Knife Doppler in 2018, and I sold it for $430.
Holy shit, wait, what'd you do with the money?
I think I just like, played PUBG for a little bit, and like, bought games on Steam,
Because it was before I screamed.
Oh, I should have gambled it away.
Three. I should have.
One thing.
I think I have bottom mid.
Yeah, one bottom.
It's a tough thing for me.
Abby up up here.
No, he's made some pushing down it was out cave.
I
Don't my dumpy
Can someone drop me a mallet top by chance I
want to Molly
Right on mid there you go. Thank you
I gave it to someone
Yippie the Molly saved me
one more inside two more one what's one planting one wasn't it okay
I
Do ct ct the last guy yep right there or on the right
I didn't realize I was lost
Good try thanks. Thanks weeks
Let's buy a nade and let's nade mid save this round just make sure you can buy
Nice round. Yeah. I'll throw the nades first. So you guys can copy me.
Nice.
He's out, he's out, he's out.
One more, one more. One more. That'll both.
Got one cat. Top left.
Left side, left side.
One top left, Dave.
Good save. All dead.
Good save.
Whatever I eat for breakfast eggs
Thanks, I had eggs and I had yogurt with berries in it
Greek yogurt
Can someone play a minute with me back in the middle we're gonna push up. I'll Molly deep
I
Not killing my bad
Yeah, it's up and maybe
Maybe.
Let's go.
He's close.
Oh, my god.
Body shot, merchant.
I see HS.
Dude, I have 75% HSP.
What are you talking about?
That was also a nice try after I just died there.
Nice try, Chugly.
I
Yeah, it was a good attempt. I don't like to lie. Oh
Hey, I hit him one time I
Can't spray on this game. Hey, this game's going so fast. I really is
They're taking mid
I'm not even smurfing
It's just that I feel bad playing with these guys because these guys are in the 20k range
So it kind of fucks their game
Inside her hurt
And you're not it's just that I can't it's hard for me to kill five people yes
Up the lobbies
I'm happy in both scenarios
Thank you
I don't have a good start.
Oh, did the server just lag?
Stand there.
I'm ready.
One time.
We just stacked like.
Yeah, let's tag me.
It's like they're hacking and then we're going to get the win in like four hours.
Is that how it's going to work?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's tag me.
Fucking Intel!
I need a...
For a lot of util ramp.
I can smoke it.
And it's not like really T-sided?
Or am I delusional?
lot of you till ramp I can smoke it and it's not like really tea-sided or my
delusional always world I hope you're talking about an adult just keep that
in mind is everything okay yes
They're freaking stream sniping.
It's just that I'm worried.
I just don't understand.
They're coming through everything.
It double smoked it and native it.
One KB, just one, just one.
Nuffa line.
One Cedar Red.
Dude, there's an AWP on V2, there's 2B
I read
What is red?
Here
I'm behind him
That's bomb, bomb down
Nice kill
What?
Where's that lag?
What the fuck?
You have a lag, do you see that?
Nice
I
Like that
No, everyone's lagging I saw that too
Right do you guys see like that like randomly?
Yes, yes, no, I saw you lagging. I
Don't feel it, but I'm a little bit wait really like you didn't just teleport up. I
Thought I was me on my pink. No, no, I see it, too
hmm
One more
I think these guys are just insane
The snap that I just got hit with was wild.
Now now now.
It was nutty, yeah? It was freaking nutty.
Nutty shots.
Nutty.
She's British for a day.
Me?
I mean, India was British just like 70 years ago, man.
Oh, sorry soon. I've been a next time
He was hoping behind
I
Can you boost on this
Yeah, bomb is on site he's still here he's coming back
Maybe tag them out
Easy good half good half that damn that flash is so bad. I thought it was a smoke
Three nine is actually huge for us. Yeah, wait who Nick you see those lag spikes as well, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy like every like round it freezes and then I just jump like seven steps
I had it like four times at the start of those days. That was no no it's me, too
Good the animals are leaving the servers are dying
I got stuck in the wall.
You see that?
Nice guy.
We love you, Chubbly.
Chubbly, we love you, Chubbly.
Chubbly, we love you.
Chubbly.
I can smoke something, but I don't know what it is.
But I remember playing.
I'm going to run B.
It might be Donut.
Big B, big B.
Roger that.
for all my detail monkey don't remember the line up
who's that?
i'm not slashing, i'm fucking full rubber Monday
this guy is crazy
did anyone drop an AK?
yeah i did, outside
Yeah, okay, where the nade landed?
I've blown mid!
Oh no, the nade!
I'm thinking about this.
If you have low HP, either play a Hachi angle, or you play for an aggressive peak.
Try to catch someone unexpected about my nade.
You love that song, Trubly. It's every game.
I hate it, I don't even like it.
It's just like a fucking NPC every time I say it.
Yeah, that's me.
Two more men, two more, one more.
3v1 just group up and go.
Anyway, your teammates out.
Go away, go away.
Rose got the voicelines.
Yeah, I got so many.
Oh, my God.
Don't know what to do.
What the fuck is that?
All right.
We said I don't want in the map.
You should go be.
And what if I go to be?
Kobe, it's Kobe.
Perfect. What's if?
Like I said, Moldy,
he's going live like a switch.
Don't know that.
That's why I know I'm.
Hey, I'm planting for tape.
Oh, my God.
Bison, you're everything.
Wait, why?
I like it.
It's like the worst on the game.
What?
Yeah.
Why did no one tell me?
Can I get a draw?
Draw a number three.
Thank you.
I'm begging for a job. I'm begging. I'm begging. I'm begging. Where's the hat that has a music
kit? I'm going to request it. I know a guy.
Oh my god.
DRIVING! DRIVING!
Coming.
Cut.
Wait, let's push it to the side.
Let's push.
Oh, I'm lagging.
Dude, he's closing the smoke.
Oh no.
Dude, I'm lagging.
The lag is really bad.
Really, really bad.
It's just 5-Van, what to say.
Cause they're gonna push mid.
They're gonna push mid.
I'm talking about we go red and we go long B.
Thoughts?
Yeah I like it.
Spoken donut and long B.
yeah okay okay i'll never expect oh we can go a i like your trap i like your
strata like your strata this is my strength this way
yeah we have 4 a no that wasn't the plan
okay they made i'm not going in
guys
i thought that was a strap that's kind of complimenting it
I
Don't be long was back
Yeah, lost on B
it was amazing it worked perfectly dude I thought that was a stretch it no I
thought how do I thought a long be was like the back of it like on this side
I mean, I can force you M4 if you want to, okay?
Oh, yes please, yes please, yes please, yes please.
Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
I love mid.
I think Maddie's pretty much all about mid, picking mid.
Really?
Yeah.
One on B.
I
Throw the flashback
Don't flash me out of it neck. Yeah, I think the left okay
In the small see no no it wasn't
Molly rotated off of me
one temple once again.
Oh, you're playing. Come on.
Two. World. Thank you for the
I just winnable. Winnable. I
just feel like I have no
I just feel like I have no
The
Internet's lagging, the animals are leaving, the planet's warming up.
We're gonna keep our SMB like they did.
Yeah, let's just go together as a thanks for the unit.
Okay, okay, okay.
My hair is in my face, dude.
Oh, that's the that's me
Yeah
Oh
Okay
That's just the lag you can't play great all the shots. What do you you can't play?
I'm lagging flam. Let's go to the again and fight them in the we should we should try to fight mid
Like go past the hallway smoke it off and like peak mid from B and I'll peek it from here when you guys are out
Jesus
Okay, we've gone to the next that was like a two minute game
That was fun like ancient
Okay, I don't like it anymore either. I'm with you. I'm sorry. I haven't doubted you
Hey, we love you would you shake thank you to the crime
I'm open to cases.
Oh, no.
Can someone does anyone have a clip of the lag?
I want to share it with my friends.
Even the dopamine comes back there.
You got a knife.
My best friend.
Lowering the ping.
I don't know.
Was it?
What was the lag?
Dude, it was like lag spiking.
It was even like continuous lag.
It was the same.
Yeah, you guys do not
Oh, yeah, change name. That's the minute you have a new name.
I've got a bathroom.
Let's roll.
I'm going to change my name.
Okay, okay, we ban ancient.
We Loki ban and Moobis.
I hate those two, but I think I hate inferno more, but it's up to you all to mine.
Hooray!
No dust too.
Let's roll.
Yeah, I'm trying to come up with new questions.
The groceries one has run dry.
Um...
You all like pie bags?
I have acid every day I've played with you.
I'm back.
I got the curious mind.
About groceries only.
I just love to learn about people.
I'm back.
I mean, you can expand
your food questions
I like that I don't know don't don't don't I love you're in
northern line. Yeah, I changed my name. I changed my
Oh, no, fix on another line and squeak squeak squeak. I like
that.
I
Long like a
Wait, how many long there's only one three. That's all three
Do the crossing?
They're inside one
To inside one long
One on site. It's the same team.
Wait, uh, never is long. You gotta call, uh, numbers.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, I'll get it. I'll get it.
I'm pretty sure you just were non-verbal.
Oh!
And I clocked his t-ses.
The server's not lagging for me. Smile.
He might have been
One long at least I think there's more of the triple flashed it
I was just wondering, there was only one, there was only one.
One's top mid.
We're dying everywhere.
It's all, we're getting fucked here.
No, no, no.
Now we fucked them.
Let's freaking go.
I'm gonna, I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say, I'm not gonna come across
that trim like I'm gonna fuck them up
I'm gonna freak them up better better
Hey, come on
I just get taught to play this
I'm savory nothing nothing on Kirby Kirby Kirby
one
One mid still
Car car car
Okay, I got a good vibe building question
okay
the day of streaming you've got nothing to do you know it's raining a little bit
outside you're not you're relaxed you're laid up in the living room
um what type of groceries are these things about buying
for your cozy day in
frozen pizza i'm saving i'm saving i'll talk it i'll talk it
I like frozen pizza, cauliflower-custard pizza.
I got a noise.
Oh, an octanoid.
2B!
One long. Any flashes?
One made now.
No flash.
The nading CT.
Two mid. Two mid.
It's a door. It's in doors.
One is here, but I think he went all the way.
Let's try to get you a gun.
One is behind us now.
One behind, kind of, I think.
I'm going to hold long for a sec.
One mid.
Out mid.
He's right side, not really.
Maybe I can get that gun.
Yeah, go, go, go.
Risk, it's worth the risk.
One's got, got, got.
One's got.
Terrorists win.
You guys sleep on your side or your back?
I sleep on my tummy.
Or sorry, I was saying tummy, my stomach.
Yeah, it is.
I
One pillow on my back or oh, how many pillows is it with I sleep on back inside
There's something here though.
That's what you want to be.
Did you sleep with the pillar between your legs?
Oh no, the doors.
What the fuck?
What?
What the hell is happening?
What's your favorite color?
This is the other side.
I'm playing aggro.
Is this your favorite color question?
I actually get annoyed at this question, because I think it's so much deeper than this.
Such a pick me answer.
No, what colors your grocery is.
No, no, no, no, because it's favorite color.
Like I like the different colors for older and things like I love.
But I buy something that's orange.
No, and I love green, but I love green in like nature, you know.
Be tunnels.
Lower tunnels, lower tunnels.
What a shot.
I
Do it
Play this I
Think I have to play aggressive or excuse me
I think it's blue. No, it's not.
It's like a lot blue. Okay, what is it?
Matt is red and English is blue.
Oh, red is. Yeah.
No, science is red. No.
Oh
Anywhere we got challenges tough because now I'm gonna rotate cat and they're gonna walk out mid up cat up cat
I
Can't as well
This day, she's not there yet
Yeah, they play super split is the thing everything about them and everything they stand for
long
Yeah, we should be buying ever
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Go shrimp mode. Go shrimp mode. You play bitter and shrimp.
I'm trying. They just never come.
Oh, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.
throwing smoke
still here then
could be up cat
yeah yeah i can't
up cat i could hit
they hit long
there was one guy long
one turns
nice
one more cat
two mid last two mid i think
a cat right now. a cat.
by the stairs.
maybe one more. Yep. Good god.
Nice hold. Wow. Woot. Woothing. Woothing.
two squeaks no i don't i have like some cheapo keyboard you have any things i have it no i have
an icky 68 which i built myself molly molly the doors of the molly okay
oh
up mid
they are becoming doors
out mid
let me know if you got smoked off
up flashing
they can cross, they can cross
I can see
one up cut, one up cut, one mid
two up cuts
One is behind the door.
Two cat.
Two cat, bomb is being...
One is still holding mid.
Bomb and B tunnels.
One was mid-care.
This guy's play is still well.
They're everywhere. All the time.
Do you own a digery do?
Okay, that's why I'm not even Australian second to that. No, I didn't say anything about Australia in that
Oh, okay
Hey, I didn't mean it like that. Yeah, you have to believe me
Okay, I don't know speaks I do not own a digery do. Oh, I actually
I think they could be out there.
They could have been there either out.
I'm going to play with it bro.
Cross.
I'm telling you.
You going cat, are they?
It's right.
I think they're small.
I'm
Insight to insight
These guys play with no fear at all
I
Do da op play with I play with match freak with freak
Yep
Freaks do you own a didgeridoo I don't but I want to buy one
Oh wait me too kind of I tried lost her that I got my
I don't care if you don't.
One dead meat.
Why is he watching that with an AWP, dude?
Nail him.
One more.
One B.
Oh, there's a hole in the smoke!
Okay, just stay the way.
I
Got me
They're hacking they're literally hacking both games you're cheating both games, so we're gonna get both wins than four hours
The boy blue hair. Thank you
I
Got tons of them off, dude
Don't buy skims from chatters
They will scam
why is he still there they just hold everywhere and they're like really good
at aiming guys I fear I'm fucking up your lobbies and I'm so sorry no no no no
I actually want to price no dude I'd rather play a fucked up lobby with you
than a not fucked up lobby without you oh wait me to games birthday it's your
birthday birthday this is the best birthday gift I could have asked for
are you freaking watching us and we knew that cuz we listened
wait you do
oh you're friends
yeah
I'm going lower
up mid up mid
three three
high go in b go in b
one b i'll be cooked go go go go
behind us
and those
Is that the guy that uh, unironically made triggered?
Oh triggered? Gotcha!
I can't do it unless someone sits down and teaches me K4 K4 loves to do that we have
with the force. You do. And you
soft boy. They're not going to
see this coming. Force for a
win.
One shot man, there's a shotgun coming to you right now Nick, one more one, another one,
You can do it
Okay, okay, okay, we wait we wait
What would northern lion say
Wait Ryan's not 43 Raj's I mean I'm so old 43 is an old
What do you mean?
Oh, what are you doing?
I mean, yes, not all of them.
Hey, that was your algae on the next one.
No, this one.
Pretty something to it.
Yeah, it's got to be someone.
Five.
I see bacon alone in the other channel.
Wait, what do you, what was, where's it going?
Bacon, I have another lobby at five.
You have another lobby?
Yeah.
What?
Without us?
It's my fucking birthday.
Yeah.
And?
True, I never considered that.
Yeah, what the frick, Squeeze,
have you thought about putting together a lobby for once?
Never.
I've never considered that.
Freaking knew it.
I'm actually gonna put together my own lobby.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, do it.
losing it squeaks. Oh, where's everyone going? What? It's not five yet. It's not. You're
right. I'm sorry if you're depressed. I mean, I don't know if we have time for another. Oh,
Because you have another lobby?
At five?
Oh, oh, oh, I'll get it.
I'll get it.
So you're going to be on time to that thing,
but like the charity collab, like,
those are pretty good.
I'm trying to share it.
There are many people in this server
that would love to play.
So many.
True.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys could play with...
Oh, we can play with bacon!
Bacon's probably not in the lobby, right?
Yeah! Maybe.
We'll get bacon, and then probably...
Foosley probably is down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Noko maybe?
Uh, it's, uh...
Yeah!
Yeah, I'll ask them.
Mee-Young and H-Joon.
Ooh, okay, we'll ask them.
Wait.
It's available.
Oh, hey.
Now I gotta go.
Oh, GG guys.
Was that LG then I guess so.
Because we can't queue without.
I don't want to play with random.
randoms is getting me.
All right.
They say bad words sometimes.
Dude, I had two people saying some of the worst words I know.
What were they?
What are the worst words that you know?
You know?
Yeah, like I recognized them.
They were really bad.
Like how bad?
Like the boat boat boat boat.
No, not quite as bad as both.
Wait, worse than both. So I can't say that.
I guess I was real bad at swear.
Hello. Hello.
I asked a quick question.
Sure. Nice.
You have to play a game for the question, though.
Oh, what?
You guys have fun, huh?
No.
How do you practice the grenade?
Like, I've seen you guys go into practice range.
You guys are like, when you throw a nade,
it gives you the camera.
But then you guys can choose the nades and reset it
How do you do that because I'm in one of the things, but I don't know how to
There's a workshop map that you can just download and download it and type in like
Inferno utility
Or dust utility. So how do you download workshop maps? Is it like separate? Do you do steam steam?
Okay, okay, I'll figure it out. I'll figure out later
Dakin has the link
Dakin
Yeah, maybe
do that then um okay okay yeah that's it i think it's in the tips and tricks channel by the way
what he posted
like barrage prefire inferno prefire like yeah i see it i see it i see it
holy shit we're getting like a whole bunch of
All right, I'm going to bed.
All right, later guys.
Good night, Abe.
Going as well.
GG guys.
GG.
Yeah, good night, Abe.
GG.
Good luck in our future games.
Hi, everybody.
I could play.
I could play until...
I could only play until...
5, 6, 6, 7, 8.
6.
That's it.
But if you guys need anybody to just...
ping me let me know
hey so we only need one more person for fun
I found another lobby actually I don't know how to ping it
is it a 5? yeah well it's um
you could probably play but it's with pros
yes give me
do it I don't want to see you do it
do it do it do it
Oh no, I got MTSR to play.
Do you want to?
Oh.
But like, tell them I say hi.
Can you teach me MTSR?
Oh, thanks, Ray.
Yes, I would actually love to.
I don't know that.
Like, I think it'd be better if I teach you
because I don't know all the crazy stuff.
So I'll teach you like the easy stuff to learn, you know?
Oh yeah, I would love that.
overwhelming. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
We're going into every community and just taking everyone
and putting them somewhere else.
Yeah, we're doing.
We got all the counterplayers playing Minecraft, all the
Minecraft players playing Counter-Strike. We're all topsy-turvy here.
It's perfect.
All right. Well, good luck.
Yeah, GG. Good luck.
Bye. Love you.
Bye, everybody.
everybody. Love you. Bye.
Hey. What up, dude? I can't believe you just slid in here. Yo, I
just saw the play button. No, genuinely glad you did. I wasn't
gonna ask you to hop in because you had your five. No, we
Everyone has their own lobbies.
So I, yeah, you're just too good.
You're just a little too good for the squad.
Just barely though.
Yeah.
I will say you guys pick some terrible maps to improve it.
I'm not gonna lie.
You gotta yell it.
Ain't no way you let them play ancient earlier squeaks.
You need to step in.
I have to go to the bathroom sadly.
I'm a mortal human.
You have to step in there and squash that shit.
next time. Ancient's tough, man. I'm bad at ancient is a tricky one because it makes you
think it's a run it down map. And but it has the utility and like having the burden of knowledge
of utility before you play it that if you don't do it, you get run down on you know what I mean?
Yeah, like, especially mid. Like, if you literally need easy couple mid sets or you're just out
of the game. That's why that's why I don't like playing it because
you're so reliant on your teammates having like a little bit of
burden of knowledge of utility. Why do we just have the same
graph? Also, Pete, you're muted. You're like lighting up and
you're not talking but you light up my room every time you
speak so I can see it. Oh yeah, I can't hear you there. Yeah,
you're not. Yeah, you're not not neutral than you, sir. I
wouldn't fuck with you like that to say you know, yes,
You would that's a dare of course you would no no no no no never fuck with a man's audio. That's bad karma
GG dusty mirage
Yeah, I don't know Pete was just talking about I don't
It could be discord maybe
maybe
Check and see if your discord says beat versus voice connected because I see your shit lighting up but you're not coming through and you're just talking
Oh, should I put it in my title?
I don't know why but him having a frog is this picture makes it so much funnier than me. Oh, I also just
What it just insta disconnected me
Yeah, same I've never seen one
I
Talk in game Pete, could you talk in game is her?
All right, well, you're not Pete, but you look great. Hey, how you doing? Hi?
Not all hey all good
My buddy everybody was just yapping and discord and the next thing you know, man can't talk
I
Just started losing my mic was in none. It's weird. Oh, they're cheaters
Wait, they have no names
Oh fuck I've never even seen I haven't seen a spinner in so long
Now we got kicked right off the bat. Wait, you're not supposed to cheat on back secured servers, I thought
Well, are you glad you joined in on this one, bud?
Okay, thanks guys
The dream
Holy shit!
You just spin-bought knife to me, it was awesome!
I thought I was playing Guns the Dual!
He one knifeed me the other day and I never knew that was a thing!
Oh shit!
Like, yeah, but looking at that...
Yeah, that's so weird!
Well, this isn't...
We are out of here!
Can you case out? I can butterfly?
I feel like an entire person.
I would call it KSA, I'm still near.
Yeah.
They might be day ranking though, cause all of them were role-ranked before.
I doubt it.
The...
Well they were all golden.
Alright, so we're playing spinners. I've never played against a spinner in CS2.
Is it good like spinners?
Yes.
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spinning and warm up which one?
Apparently spinning backlight is disabled right now allegedly. Oh, thank god.
The halls and your cat
Close right
This guy is a hundred percent win rate
Is the guy with a smiley profile. Yes, no, yeah the smiley profile guy. Yeah, I think spitting knife me
Yeah, I was gonna live in spawn. I think he's legit. You guys just bad
He's a prodigy
It's like the old rain tacks from back in the day, but I don't even know people can still do that
I love this game never a battlefield to where you could throw dives dude fuck yeah, I do
You think I've got some scumbag? Hell no.
Do you remember when you could drive into the wall of the car and then use the turret inside the wall on the map? Have you ever done that one?
He's been potted me! He just fucked me up!
You got split in one entry, man. Where is he?
He's in me!
What the fuck is that?
Fuck!
Here he comes, bro!
The final boss!
Oh my gosh!
Very normal game here man!
The final boss dude!
Some time with you guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just gonna...
What are we gonna do here then?
I'm just gonna...
Did you guys like 5 stack with a cheater about?
I think they're 5 stack too, Coup.
I think he's motherfucking...
why do i kill you?
hey is this the same guy who raged at me the other time?
oh he's a paladin
come on
you're 50
oh shit
what's on there?
Oh
No
Oh, come on
Don't be lucky
Wait, you guys have another match today? Jesus. Yeah lower bracket. We got ravaged last night. Hey, by the way
Do you see my message?
You need to actually get your charger do you have your charger?
Deploying decoy.
Um...
Get your charger. Get it, get it, get it.
Alright, if your kid can't sleep well it's your fault. Go get the charger.
How's that? What?
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Alright, alright.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I
Be here one hot that's crazy. I'll be like a nice right here
You're so scared what times are a matchup
Then like an hour my review
I really need you to win. Yeah, my dad's there
Top of the scoreboard by the way.
Yeah, I was gonna say top factor is the cheater. Well done.
Put me in tonight. Put me in.
It should be easy.
If they let me sub in almost balding men, I absolutely would flop.
This guy is not coming back.
So, Visular's ex-girlfriend is now dating the ASU frat leader, bro.
Dude, there's no way, man.
You sound so old.
It's great. It's how old he think Coop is.
Coop? Coop's his thing.
Yes, yeah, okay. Why do you say in his 30s like that?
Yeah, but 30 to 40 and that's a pretty good thread. How will the use Greeks actually I'm 31 no 32 30 same here
Same okay, so I'm 31
Fuck wait
Wait, I'm 93 I'm 32
Fuck you're actually younger than me with that
September 27th. Oh damn. Hey, bro. It's September, bros. I'll leave bros. Fuck it. No, no, no, I'm
I'm almost over. I'm almost 32. Yeah, your oldest shit, man. I'm 32 here in a moment, bro.
You're scrolling, you're scrolling, tiktoks and rotten up brain. Yeah, you're just like
here and rolling up his sleeves. Everything reset, like I hit the reset button on the PS4,
Yeah, right now you're like hey, I'm here about clivicular and the ASU frat president
I
So you ruined this guy and now you created a monster well, he's not even cheating her he might be I don't know
But he's three stacked with three cheaters
I like that on you sweeps, make friends with them you know.
I want to, maybe I'm gonna queue up with them bro.
It's pretty desperate down here.
Something talking about Toxic is shipping.
Yo, we're so locked in right now.
Now we're locked in twin. Let's go
I won't palace. I just let the I just had clean and it sounded normal
That was sick. I was sick dude. Yeah, the bombs be but he's palace
Holy shit, he's using flash right
What
He's younger
yeah nice what do we even throw in the the comma in there well but you have no
life well he doesn't like it let's see let's see if he reacts I gotta see if he
takes it the bait I did you spy on our streams
I'm on for a minute delay so you can only get in your ass first we're sure
for sure hey that's plus one here let's go flashing time it right now right
because like they're not even, you can't even upload these, they're just like, it's so wack.
What am I gonna do? The only funny, we need a funny moment, why can't it be funny?
They're not even typing, it's just lame.
That's what I'm saying, like it's just lame, like these guys just like lock in for the grind and just like hop it up and it's...
Yeah, there's no reason to do what they're doing.
Where's my content, hacker?
of
the
of
the
Did we not lose the level? Please surrender. I thought we...
You lose less.
Grow up, Pete.
We could never have this friendship time on Facebook because we can't queue with this money.
Let's go!
I'm on a 14-game Facebook retreat.
I don't want to lose that.
Happy birthday.
Wait, is he your birthday coop?
Yeah.
Alright, happy birthday man.
Thanks bro.
Okay.
I
Said four months is kind of the same thing
Yeah
Oh
I was like those cheats on Maggie's computer like that's actually fun. Like no, I'm not on. I am
I'm sure they're having a lot of fun. No, but like, you know, like also a little key with the spinning cheats
Like you won't ruin games. You just come out. I'm married spinning in circles. You know what I mean?
Like a little fright every SRF think the Prime
You're more of a top 50 Q with the cheater knowingly, right?
Like what happened to that this game?
Is that the hierarchy?
Cheering with cheaters?
The least you're left on a liquid account has got to be the worst thing you could do in this game.
Yeah, I feel like that's got, yeah, I think that makes you a bigger cut.
One's going window, one mid, I don't know why I'm making calls.
Why are you calling me?
I don't know what that is.
It's his habit, man.
It's his habit.
Oh, he's so fast.
He's fast.
What a shot.
Yo, good half, guys.
Good half.
I
Have a little boo boo smile
Nice shot, oh
Oh
No
Not my worst game we're playing again obviously right
I mean, they're just gonna keep my worries like more so they're just gonna queue into us. You know cheaters next one
I feel like they're just gonna queue into us now. I'll dodge if they do that. No, no, no
We got it. We got it. Well, they won't queue. I
Don't know that guy doesn't like who he seems kind of more unemployed than ace
He's he I haven't faced him because I played premiered a month or two. So he's really locked in on
Okay, well, have good match.
Come on, one more.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, I can't do that.
Oh, DGs.
DGs.
Okay, freaking Gs.
hide the screen in Q. Okay. Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Fuck it. Maybe we'll
have cheaters on our team. Everybody's really friendly. We should be fine. That was just an anomaly game.
You have a low trust factor.
Oh, geez.
I'm hungry.
Do I order pizza?
If I order pizza, however, I don't go live tomorrow. This is the rule. That's actually the worst
Yeah, that was blatant that was like blatant and warm up
Yeah, that was like what what a waste of time well for them
Why because I'm gonna get pizza hungover I
Would never order a full pizza for myself
Oh, wow. I would.
Wait, how do you guys not know a pizza hangover?
Blom, if you had three slices of pizza, would it make you sleepy?
It kind of depends on the style of pizza.
What are we talking here?
OK, that's a real question.
That's a great question.
Cheese, sausage, mushroom.
Yeah, but what style is this?
Like a New York slice, like a New York slice, New York slice.
Three of those? Yeah, I'm sleepy. Yeah, right. It's like you get a little hungover
Yeah, no, we're old man like our body digesting that crust alone will literally that'll give me the greatest sleep
I've ever had yes, I'm not gonna. Oh my god, Jay-Z is on the team. Holy shit. Oh
How many streets night bus
Let's see no ancient no mirage. I'm a scar
I hate watching infertile, I hate watching infertile, I hate watching infertile, I hate
Sure sure sure
I hate watching inferno, and I don't like the two one version of playing it doesn't really bother me too much because people are
Awful people are so bad at it. I pisses me off
Yeah, I
Feel like it's the least pug friendly map. It used to be trained, but now it's inferno
I think he's definitely overpassed where need oh no ancients also up there
Jay Z
ancient level 10s love that shit cuz they just run it down mid
real Jay Z dude
You're on the list
wait dude
Shut the hell up
Oh wait, I oh no. No, I know you used to sex
Oh, yeah, yeah, right, that's me
Holy shit, I learned so much about you. Who's squeaks do I know you? I'm ono. Sorry, my bad ono, ono pixel
You can just call me
As the changing name at least up a little bit. No a little maybe
Two games. I mean, I don't I didn't get streams back to that. Oh, I
Don't think I mean, what do I know?
Yeah. Yeah, you're pretty ass. You wouldn't go really like, you know, yeah, true.
Hi. Hello.
I have flashes. Go along, Cooper. Spread your wings.
Yeah, you're about to lose. I'm leaving.
He said spread my wings. That means two guns, one for each wing.
Wait, true.
He's got a point there.
Wings clipped.
I- what?
One squad, one squad!
He's down!
Oh wait, one of these guys, wait, oh shit, hold on, wait, God.
Don't say that, dude.
So the cheater?
Oh, one of them is Glitcher, or has the same profile picture, and the other one between
the rock and the heart place was in the last game.
Wait, which guy this?
Between rock and the heart place was in last game, for sure.
I don't know how many were stacked, and the guy named The Frog has the same picture
as Glitchin'.
I don't look to the profile yet.
Are they cheating or what?
Well, no, we just played like two.
I saw my first spin button in CS2 last game
and they were in that game.
Dude, there's a spin button, I think.
Damn.
It's crazy.
Is it Glitch and Coop?
I don't think it is.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, are you cheating?
He changed his account.
That's him.
I
Guess me let's guys be let's guys be
Unless you guys build one and didn't come it maybe on you okay, I lied somebody's done. Oh fuck. It's probably long. Sorry. Sorry
I
That's so lame that he
He won me over
That is insane!
That's a bit mean though, I mean, you gotta respect it a little bit.
Yeah, it's actually insane.
That's uncomfortable!
No, it's sweet!
That's actually kind of crazy.
No, squeeze, you gotta be mean to him, bro.
Oh, okay. Fuck that guy.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
Pretty good, huh?
He's long doors.
Bro, I ravaged them this round, though.
Can we just like
Good job sweetie ravaged. Thank you. There you go
I did it you did you did well
I just looked at that I I'm a psychopath and I played with all the profiles in shade of tops
So like I just saw I was like wait and then I I kept killing the between a rock and a hard place guy
top mid on like 11 of my 14 children just him running up in and down hey
which I make
hi I don't think this glitching got you
right off the
Jesus Christ I don't know why I followed your ass
I don't there's two kids
Oh one in cat elbow
I uh, oh wait, I can't leak I was touching grass
I
Have a long time what do we think about this young guy without it without a profile? What do we think? No comment? No comment
No, I don't know he's got like 90 aim no face it 30k. I don't know bro. He got banned for unsportsmanlike
I got a basic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Basic.
Basic band.
They're 25 on the real world.
And he's bad.
Flash him behind you guys, flash him behind.
Go away.
He can't...
Help!
No, you...
Alright, I got a plan, guys.
Alright.
We rush B, 8-mountain arrow.
I'm down. Is this matchmaking are we just fucked here? No, we're fine
I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out
Turn it on the cheats. All right, I'm bumping a zoo. Oh
I'll kill it on the cross
Are we going I'm following you crazy with this look the boy. I don't know. Okay
of
the
death of
What do I
Jay Z what rez are you on?
It's so small
under 800s monitor how do you know I can hear Cooper you're not buying scouts
with the same guess 44 damage you stop buying scouts with enough money to buy
an AK yeah one good round only do to cross to
of the
of
You're an AI user?
Sometimes.
What's the last thing you chat, GPT?
I uh, made my mom a piece to be sure to hear she actually was.
That's crazy.
Jesus.
I was gaslighting his family with AI, that's crazy.
So your own mom is...
One's still sight, did you kill sight?
Did you try to convince your mom she was shorter than what she was?
You could have lied you could have said you looked up our recipe
What do you get at your squeaks tell his mother like no it's just so crazy
It's just so crazy
I don't understand how'd you go about that so okay, so my aunt and her right my only shorter than her but
I tell the church you need to make my own teller than her
I showed her as you fucking believe me like that photo. Yeah. Yeah
One plus
Wait, wait, oh shit, I just realized we left Bob to be to be
You guys should go right now
I'm rotating away
Yeah, I've I've a smoke in a mall I that's it just trade me
That was what
He good
I don't know, maybe he's saving, or he walked all the way up the door.
He's saving, man.
So, he doesn't actually have no poop? Why is he not typing?
What if we're just talking about the same thing?
No, it's for sure, him, bro.
He's starting to like this thing, and you're not saying anything.
What the fuck is he just taking it?
He's blushing. He's right in the face. He's embarrassed.
Be nice.
I've never done anything to this guy I don't know why he's doing
Bruce and cat it's too good brother it's too cat too cat
get him hit him howdy backup boys come through come through I like them you
just let him get away
Hi, it's weeks. Oh CT
What are you guys talking about
Boys we gotta do something about table we have to bring this bomb with us somewhere. Oh, no pixel key drop mr. Baldman
I
Placed a $50,000 bet on you buying negate round three map two. Can you do that for me? Yeah, I got you dude. I got you
Okay, I'll donate 25 today. I'm set to win two million. Yeah, I'm about to go fucking live with this breaking news story
one of Kat
I'm leading this way, getting this way, get right here
I'm gonna go get bomb
yeah
you see him?
yes
I
Think we should go be
Hi
I'm running the upper they're gonna hear this this head. Hey
one CT
I feel like
I don't know
one door
One door.
We're dead.
So this guy just baits this whole team off,
serve around and plays for one,
and then you get a street talk at the end of the game.
He didn't say,
I got you Cooper, you piece of shit.
No, no, no, exactly.
This guy's created a monster.
It's like the movie The Incredibles.
He's not here for the win.
He's not here to play he's just purely here to like shit talk poop and like to exist
Why is he not typing? This is so ominous like he's so like
He's just fucking hang it out bro. He's like vibrating with anger
Oh
One default yes, yeah
It's a deagle. There's one mid, but I don't know to be lower. I think that's big
one CT. I kind of want to walk out mid.
I'm gonna walk out mid, we're gonna go mid, oh wait, ooh.
Okay, I'm just gonna tear this.
I'm gonna sit on my head, I'm gonna sit on my head.
Two, two there.
How's he not blind?
He probably is.
Oh
Yeah, you don't peek window there
Usually that works people don't know about that
Holy shit, I didn't even think about that.
I would never ever peek window without like, trying to use that timing.
I'm running out long.
I am just being close means you heard my footsteps.
If you just like walk up CT, you know it's a player.
He probably thinks he can get to the right side before I come up.
True.
AK down, thank you.
I'm dropping flashes here.
What I didn't work out didn't cuz I'm
Nice
I
Am I almost killed
I had that I started telling you the last guy I know
I love that you're taking place like a pussy
Real recognize is really bad someone fucking going up. That's what my theory
I'm so sick of people with a long spawn that like peek out and then they're scared and then I block the door
Where are you going Daisy
I
More scary than you are them
I believe in the heart of the cards I'm playing up Kat.
Thank you Suzy.
Are we buying?
I am, yeah.
I like second run buys.
Second run buys means you get ops out here and three.
things you get ops out here and you have a chance of like resetting them
you hear him purple?
i don't know
couple
no way he's long hit once with a scout
i got him
is that it?
i don't see anyone out one more long one more with an AK
Too long too long
Three three three four four long. Oh, yes
I'm leaving I'm leaving I'm just saying
That's a trev for actually giving good advice I'll say it W. Trev in the chat
W. Trev
True and yeah true and true true
Hey species do you have any good bits about the child welfare system
I think the children deserve more.
you thank you more what do I even need to say cash thank you thank you just one
move on
lower in mid
yeah of course wouldn't want to be
I thought there was a guy holding me top
We all bought this thing off you $50.
Wait, wait, wait, let me actually explain it.
This guy would see me first.
So I wanted a clear top mode.
I don't know, it's a GIF, that's why I'm not going to sell it.
Damn, he GIFs like this.
I knew there was at least one or two down here.
But they can't see me until I cross a certain point.
But this guy for sure.
You guys more than friends?
I never met him, he's a European.
Oh wow
You're on fire right there that looked good
Cheese three Kurds, thank you
I'll smoke long for you and flash hyphen. Can you just Molly blue bin?
Oh, you don't know that you don't know that
Super their worst when rate is do we play it or what are we thinking? I'll be honest
I think we'll have a nice access on anything public.
Upcat me?
Yeah.
Could be.
I'll be upcat you.
Careful.
I'm not the upside cat.
I don't know.
Like high key.
For some reason everyone's just fucking sporadic.
I think one going lower and you kitty.
I mean I'd be down to try again.
I'm down to just keep playing.
I'm low as fuck
We just got cracked so I don't know
Yeah used to be our best
Whoa
Super let there's two that are
I heard him to the right dad nice
and didn't get the kills
MOLLY BLUE
Last thing now?
There's two, three out, three out, three out.
Roger. Yeah, you got it.
I should've told you MOLLY BLUE.
You're 70 bangers, too long?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yes, sir.
Come on.
What is that?
Wow, what a hold.
Holy flush is good.
Flushed.
I'm going to drop.
Yeah.
Please.
Wow.
Hey, oh, no, Pixel, can you throw the insistence there?
I know you can't do a pitch because it's not the right spot.
Yeah, I can do it.
Why don't let me die and don't let me die.
Don't I didn't mean I don't mean it.
No, I can't.
I can.
I did, I did, I'm not doing it, I'm watching you.
Yeah, I can't.
I would have been so sick, wouldn't it?
I wanted to watch you pause and try to hide all the spots, but I saw you too.
Three lower, three lower.
One okay.
Throwing grenade.
I
Good job
I have a hundred fifty yes, I should miss crazy. Yeah, I from what do you want, bro? One a1s or what? Yeah, please
I'll walk on beat
Why's my FPS so ass I want to cry
Who are you gonna play who are these
Outfit it's Phoenix or like the J chance team I think but no J chance. Oh
My god, I know J champs
All day babies
I block you
I
Like they just ran up there really got in there J chance
Oh
These zumblers are all day remember there's a team called all day. I was the only friend of the Zumblers
Yes, I got the inch the long smoke all those guys. You know all the zumblers are like Dennis lawyers
Yeah, they're all successful. It's actually
All of them are
I feel like I'm not shooting at all, I swear.
The other one dinked outside long.
And I think that guy's probably long as well.
Flash long?
Yeah.
Wait, so you know that smoke, but no window smoke?
Sound's on. One mid, one mid.
One close for double doors.
That's actually crazy, dude.
Pretty impressive, huh?
Yeah, he's a tiktoker. What do you want?
One close to mid, close to mid one.
I got him he's in the CT smoke we're close to it
all right
I'll hit it again
and I need you to lock in for it because honestly I'm down to play whatever and I'm tired of
feeling like I fucked it up but I feel like we're just trolling for we left up on and
spawned three fucking times yesterday I was about to break my mouth I know it would have
I'm going to actually try to make some decent cuts.
Hi.
NB, flash B.
NB one.
NB, NB, oh my, four, four big blocks, they should be here.
Mining, I don't know.
Um, back flat, big blocks, uh, car.
a nice try would be nice but fuck jesus
You know
You know, buddy, what's it be like you're gonna accurate you told me I gotta be I gotta be the time I
Can flash out long
I have another lethal.
I'm gonna upgrade.
Flashbang.
I'm going flashbang.
One's uppercut.
Two of me, two of me.
One mid-doors.
Oh, they're out.
Three, three, four. Out four out mid-doors to be.
I'm not a ball hog I'm friendly
nice try I can drop pistols but I might rather have an m4 actually
I'm gonna make a play, watch, we can't lose this, we can't lose this, it's what to be
again, am I lower?
one. One B tunnels. Stop right there. Two. And I'm on a flank. Two. One tunnels, one tunnels.
I'm a lover
I hear those cut noises at lower
I don't know if he's still there or not but
One out first?
One still out first, last guy out first
Lower, lower
He literally is I can tell you this. Yeah
Thank you
There's no way he's making that choice locked in he was not paying attention
he thought we won the round he was just chilling
yeah he dropped a gun please
Cooper drop a gun please
yeah yeah yeah, it was a little slow
all good all good
check your Amazon's link up to your Twitch
if you suck the video
they smoked mid watcher cat
oh no two more there
smoke
wow
challenge no dude there were the place of the ashram so the streaming of breaks
and then there's 15 minute breaks in between maps let me make sure I'm
eating this right I'm canceling John do you spoil it oh can I um do I have viewing
permissions 15 minute map break what the fuck man yeah
for a landmatch i get it but like 15 minutes for online
I'll hold your long what a peek
I'm already close
That guy is on a Huey's he did not stop moving
Yeah, I don't know if John's actually on the night
I don't know we mark them as a sub, but I don't know what's going on exactly
You want me to ask them? No, no, it's when I put
wait what the fuck is that five hundred thirty-four eight months per chat
level six oh yeah I just have a rocket ship it looks so ugly oh that's 30
minutes of delay for an online game for just two maps so it's 45 minutes of
break for if we go through that he ever thank you no it looks awesome
actually
I
Was bound down time and one lower lower dad. Oh
One time tunnels
Thanks guys, I'm gonna keep watching for free
It's okay
No
Thank you angry jellyfish you'd Bailey all these chattas are too new they don't know push the partner
They don't know
The rocket ship emoji
All the awkward things that can give them man
Appreciate it. Thank you
Thank you, the dude, thank you, Kendracill, for the 33 months.
Act more excited.
I am excited.
What?
I'm ungrateful.
Come on.
I am thankful.
I am thankful
I'm just normal
Onyx
What's going on?
He's dead, he's dead
Onyx B, Onyx B
Ohhhh
Sick
Wait, you're about to do your way
Get in discord too, my discord real quick
because I'm in those weeks wait do I have a viewing permissions for your match
no you'll get you'll actually get clapped by yourself since we're especially since we're on
their stream how about if we weren't on their stream you'd probably be fine but if they're
gonna stream it the answer is other people probably stream a few of these weeks but after
for you i would not have this
uhhhh
youre uhhhh
kind of a bigger target
i am blind so i could probably have long
i just went
one more one more
one more 20 feet
sorry
i just, i heard a story
you can have a woman once
not on purpose
bomb down
Flombom a long
Roger
Welcome back. I'm doing a few days in the middle of the run clam chatter things 100 bits
There's all the subs
Okay, I think if you live in New York you shouldn't have a dog and this is a hard sense
All the snow is melting walking around Central Park and I got this server all fucking
There's so much poop. People have their dogs pooping in the snow, and they don't pick it
up because they're lazy pieces of shit. I actually get so mad. Then don't get a fucking
dog there's an alivia low it's disgusting now
Cooper
what do i pick what do i pick coop what actually pick it pick it back there
i blame mom dog
if they're not playing back no just fucking play that i don't i don't think it matters
I think we're just as bad on Meron.
I just didn't hear Canada, bro.
I'm really serious.
Left side, mid.
Well, left side, mid.
Good flank top, mid.
Thank you, Lumix, Leo, for the sub.
Appreciate it.
Close, mate, close, mate.
One still site.
Thank you Lumix Leo for the sob. Appreciate it.
One still site.
One still B.
Hey, clear, clear.
F*** you, fuck.
12 CT.
Thank you B-Ball dribs. Thank you, Rayo. Thanks all the primes
I'm raising a cat
ESL can I stream the game?
I'm nice on that extra large
Hey one cat was he sees he's got to be wanting to be
Dude, how do you fucking do that? God damn. I'm sorry. I'm like fucking trying to do these videos
That was my bad, I should have killed him.
Yeah, it was.
That's two, and it's my two.
Ninety-four with the AK?
Chat will be on their best behavior.
I can flash out long.
Guys, we kind of need this win.
win. I'm gonna fucking cry. I'm actually going to cry.
We got this. Okay I'm locked. We got this. I don't want you to cry. We got this.
What, they're off cap?
Flash in the corner. My MPS is tanking.
PSS 150
Double dead
There's two sides, there's one more down there, two more sides
I double-doubled and it's uh...
entry up
We were behind a molly behind a molly
Who's the one complaining about everything sounds like me
I can flash up cat
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck
Leave, leave, leave.
Fuck me.
Can you see me?
I'm there in the flash mid.
Yeah.
Supply game.
On subbe.
Gonna go long.
I was like, yeah.
Cold, bro.
Thanks for gifting a sub.
It's still low 200s.
Hey thanks to Monomons for the 5 gifted.
What?
Was he quad?
Fuck.
I don't know.
Oh, there they go.
All the land refused.
I'm gonna go back.
Hi, GGs, we'll play after.
Right?
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, right.
Just keep waiting.
Oh, OK.
What does he say?
What do we do?
All right.
What?
Trampolines were called Jumpolines
before your mom used it.
Hey, see my god you're breaking my heart
Good Lord
Minus two
They have a five stack
Everyone's playing with somebody, huh?
I'm gonna restart my game.
Get pizza?
Pizza?
I've never played before, but I'll join you.
No, thank you. Captain America's swole butt.
Dude, I just have to grind.
Put my fucking head down.
Get food.
Use your disable your capture card when you aren't using it.
It's just using resources doing nothing.
How do I disable? He does disabled I thought.
It's my CPU Nathan.
It's my fucking CPU. It's already deactivated in OVS sadly.
Oh, it's not!
Holy shit, it's not!
Will it help?
the question. Justin, thank you for the tier one happy three months. If Nathan a job and
And Nathan wrote, you wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy?
You know what? You're fired.
Who's going to give Marathon a sniff in a few days?
No.
Actually, maybe.
Is it going to be good?
Five stack fall on Raid.
Five stack, all unrated.
Dude, I'm not gonna play this game anymore, if this is the state, and they start cheatin'.
Cheatin'!
Today has been horrible in terms of...
Well, I'm not even being like a whiny person about it.
I mean, like my teammates say slurs in terms of cheaters.
I've seen spin barters.
This will be better than a smile.
Kevin here.
Thank you.
What's up?
what's up you did five stack no ranks let's fucking win
private profile private profiles new accounts
of
I got mine brother
What? That's a CZ!
Hey, why did you throw that mate at me?
Run man!
The mic volume is increasing.
MUNKAH
We're going to do it
You got one D didn't you?
No I got one D
Because your Nade is tracking
She was on my fucking feet bro
You're gonna hear shit
Sounds like mental illness
It was like a Nade and a Flashbang at the same time
We're all friends, Smile
No we're not
We have to win this, VodJack
best friend I'm not even captain except captain the hat I'm not capping
I'm going half-suit Hexa.
Alright.
Let's do it.
Site's clear.
Wait a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm already done.
Great, great.
The bomb has been planted.
Get you all five.
One CT.
Oh, I just knew he was close.
I knew he was...
Logan thank you
You heard him no no did I did you hear him? I didn't hear him
Thanks the one year thank you
Me you
I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to me dude enough about Pete's I'm so hungry
The server's ass
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm a fucking damn son of a bitch!
Lay it down, subscribe!
I'm throwing a flashback.
Yaaaaaan!
They're walking somewhere.
It's so fucking boring. Walk through the smoke.
I'm hungry.
TT last, he's falling back.
Oh.
All dead, good ground.
Spanking Captain Emmits, waited two months.
Oh, 88.
Fuck.
I didn't hit him at all, I whiffed.
If I was Squeaks, I would be so and so.
What does that mean?
You do something different?
What? What do you mean?
You are so lucky one little tweak and I'd be so freaking hot
I would dress you up so pretty is actually disturbing me
That's so disturbing
Oh
One hauls my fault
Dude, I'm too old to get a taper fade. I
Can't get a tape
That's like what if one day I
Hi.
Watch once.
Show up on stream with a taper fade and a chain.
Hey, what the hell?
It's just not my vibe.
Watch here.
I have a...
I have a high taper fade.
But it's all natural.
I wasn't... I didn't get it at the barber.
It was given to me by God.
This is my lifestyle, this is my culture
Sorry, go to the fucking barber to get a low taper
I am the taper
Can you guys tell I watch Breaking Bad I'm on season four middle season four
I am the one who knocks I just passed that scene
I am the one who knocks
I am danger.
Silent 7, thank you for the prime.
My girlfriend just watched it? Isaac, you don't watch with her?
Hell.
I am the one that opps.
That's so stupid.
I was almost 25k and then I just got fucking unlucky teammates server computer hardware
timing hunger thirst no friends no hair out of soap no shampoo ordering pizza racial slurs
Craftsman
No for my teammates for my teammates
I'll never say annoying wife. I love my wife. I'm a wife guy. I'll never be that guy
I mean unless she gets really fucking
No, no, I'm just joking.
If anything, I'm an annoying husband.
This is what I'm like.
Jesus.
Streamers in the Mad Men era.
She's getting a little smart.
Claudio Murrow, thank you for the prime.
You see?
He's talking a little smart.
having a zany husband as hell stop what if she's reading the chat also I'm not
zany I'm like put together are you a Skyler hater Sigma a Skyler hater you
I hate Walter. I think Walter is the biggest jackass ever
Like you know what really resonated with me this isn't even a spoiler
But he bought his son a car and his wife was like what's your goal is it to protect us?
What's the point of the car? He's so fucking annoying
She's right
she's fucking right wait people hate Skyler I love Skyler
he's such a good character
I mean I don't really love anyone in this show except Gus
of
the
death of
to me a smoke is just a suggestion
smoke grenade out
one gp
nice, bruv, nice
ct
Doppla!
They have the prime!
I guess it's time to make the best out of this shit situation, man.
Aw.
Yeah, but like, he's past that now.
Like, he's done.
He should just walk away.
What does he care about now?
Nancy Stoff, what is it? You know what I mean? He's a fuckin' narcissist.
Secondly guy, thanks for the fraud.
of
the
one more CT
I'm so hungry
they're both CT
I got a huge interview that might change my life financially. Got any advice?
My advice is to be wary of who you ask advice from.
First and foremost.
Like maybe a Twitch streamer who hasn't had a job in four or five years may not be
a great person to listen to.
Nice try.
also be yourself. Wait, but I'm confused. If I take your advice by
not listening to your advice, I'm taking your advice.
Wait, I'm so confused, but now I'm in a freaking infinite loop.
Oh
Right side, no porch. Yeah
Did I have a bad spawn wait I killed a guy crossing. Oh you just went around
I'm only going to do anything so it looks like there's more.
But what you're doing is you're indirectly complimenting my hair.
You're saying it looks like I have a lot of hair right now.
They're trying to be mean, but accidentally being kind.
My team is good.
my girlfriend has a crush on you oh oh well well um then
I mean, I'm not interested, you know, obviously.
I got a flash.
She just peeks.
One mid left side.
What's wrong with her?
Can you say thanks but I'm married or no I'm married?
I say thanks I'm married, but I'm married.
Whenever I get hit on all the time when I go outside.
Wait, is that a red flag?
Hey, what? How is that a red flag?
I think you guys I'm sorry to say there's an insecurity showing I
I think there's an insecurity showing when you're uncomfortable with someone like if someone hits on me
I'm gonna say thank you, but I'm married. I'm not interested. It's okay to say thank you
It's a compliment to be hit on
Damn Josh is good.
No, you're supposed to be rude, you're supposed to be mean, you're supposed to be brutal!
Fuck you, I'm married!
Are you sorry you're married?
I'm not sorry I'm married, I'm saying sorry for your attempt.
Sorry that you're interested because I'm married.
How insecure!
secure this is I can't imagine being like an early 20s person right now I'm sorry I
just don't understand the level of scrutiny that people put each other's
small words up to it's so crazy that everyone just said red flag red flag how
do you live like that when you scared to say the wrong fucking thing it's
It's insane.
That's insane.
Uh, um...
I actually said sorry, I'm so sorry.
Oh no, stupid, I did it again.
Oh no, I'm so fucking stupid.
Might be pushing halls across really.
It's boiling, it's boiling
Oh!
Nice, one still B
One more, one more close
nice let's just go up let's go
nice
fucking blocked me
I don't want to shoot
I'm ready, thank you for the sub, excuse me, keep ghosting me after I say I play old school
rooms here.
Should I not be myself anymore?
Yes.
Let's push
Can you drop two purple?
Oh, thank you
of the
I
Are you wearing pants right now? I'm not telling
Why am I looking why am I looking my pants down fucking cartoonish am I wearing pants
Right now
One minute he's scouting he was right top right mid bomb down
I'm not telling you about my situation downstairs, but it's enough for me never to get up during
the stream and I'm sorry to tell you
also like I know maybe some of you are younger than me but just
It's a bricked up, like, it's disgusting.
It's not a good phrase.
When I was a millennial, we would, or when I was younger, we'd say boner.
Boner is so much better than bricked up, boner.
you can call someone a boner you freaking boner you can't I think break up is a
terrible term
I'm going to call someone a boner soon I'm lit
Oh hurt in B
None of those were on his head.
Play it back in slow mo.
Play it back in slow mo right now.
I would fuck you if you wait more. How about you hit that fucking sub button, Buster? Show
me your loyal, at least. Let the fuck is up with that. Hit that sub button right now,
then. You're willing to go so far, I'm challenging you on it. What? What? He's willing to do-
I'm just saying, then hit that fucking sub button, Buster.
I'm calling the bluff, calling the bluff.
Dino Slur, thank you for giving me a sub.
Too mid.
Could go arch on you guys.
I'm in pit.
and
and are they in discord or something
and
Sorry?
What's up purple?
What was that?
She wasn't alive through my knife.
Alright.
He was lit 55.
I know.
Alright.
A queen told me man.
No, the vibes are weird.
I like Josh though.
One's close, man.
They're coming, people.
They're up, B.
one
One in the direction
They're up, B
One more, nice
Help me, help me bro
Where's the bomb, how you gotta do it
Help me
Help me, boo
No way!
No!
Why was he doing that?
That's not real, bro!
A little much too much.
That's not real.
We thought I was going to peek faster, I guess.
I can drop one.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it shotty.
Really good, man.
I'm going to say it.
I'm actually not going to cancel for this.
I actually can't say what I'm about to say.
It's not a...it might not be a good thing.
Hey, no, it's...
It actually might be offensive and I don't know, and I don't want to take the risk.
Awful.
She's spawning.
I'm down.
Oh, boiler and altar.
Alt, Alt.
It is, it is, it is.
Wham!
Okay.
What's the first instance of like, I can't, I can't, I can't ask you this.
I can't.
It's a weird thought.
But sometimes I wonder, like, what the origin of a furry is.
And like, was the first instance of a furry during Egyptian culture, like the cat, the,
I just don't know, does that, like the first time where they personified a cat.
which was a sphinx.
So like we're Egyptians, the first furries.
Cavemen, there's no furry cavemen.
I'm just wondering, I don't know if anyone's ever said this
before, I'm exploring and I hope you're charitable.
I'm Egyptian and I forgive you.
Also, I'm white. Wait, what?
Other cultures hit it before, like what?
Greece?
Cavemen had shaman costumes with animal heads.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck, you're actually onto something.
Okay, so cavemen were the first furries.
Yeah, but they probably like did it for...
They probably did it for like hunting and stuff, you know, like...
I feel like the Egyptians like did it for like actual passion.
You know what I mean
Your mic is on okay never mind
Like I don't know I just feel like if you're wearing an animal costume, and you're doing it for like a bonus
Like an easier way to go hunting. It's not real like the real fucking furries do it for the love of the game
You know what I mean like
They're not doing it because they have to they're doing it because they can
Hello
Yeah
Perfect I'll go be hauls
I
Cat one I have a B pick
I'm not be one B
I was hot dog
No
I'm gonna soak vector again
the
bus
he's running to upper-bier
I have an APAC
I'm an A
one on bench, site
one marker, last one, keep it
outdoor
take down
ooooooooooo
thank you brooze
look at this
fancy
It's supposed to be worth a lot.
He looks like you?
Hey, fuck you!
Wait, thank you.
of
the
death of
I haven't fought with my wife ever you think I'm some sort of fighter
from the flashbangs
one's on back at him
i'm throwing a flashbang
forgot
let's throw him in grenade
oh i'm gonna get him
They can't kill me
I
Go hunter
Sweets your answer today. I look like Steve jobless today. Where you can I?
I don't underpass
Culverts
Happy Monday
Push around
Oh, I got random, so did you.
Cool, is J, thank you.
I'm just dropping it.
The Jester sends his regards.
Thank you, cruiser.
I think that's normal to spam the smoke when it, uh, that wasn't weird.
That's devastating.
That's actually devastating.
Uh, here I can- is that a good spawn?
I can lamp flash you out if you want to just run out
Let's make it happen
If you guys can drop small flashes there today, I'll just keep spamming it
Oh, that one.
Oh.
You're gonna get a rest, West.
Thank you, Thomas. Thank you, Riz, Romain.
Dude, there was an ad going. Thank God.
Holy shit. At least not everyone saw that.
I'm going to smoke connector, so we just keep playing mid.
Someone smoke window.
Clipping and sending to my friends.
I fucked that up anyway.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to make you smoke.
You're mean.
I don't fuck up mean people.
Window.
Window, dad.
Treads.
I'm sorry it's too late I don't fuck with you anymore forever you are on my shit
list forever everybody
Pull up one mean comments.
Take me back out, take me back out.
Yeah, it's free group, upper B. Could be up there.
Actually, we're trying to go out, aim slow.
We go slow, we're gonna walk into the op, let's go upper B.
I like it, they should go upper.
You should go back to cooking, mama.
I think they're gonna expect that.
They're gonna push through.
is my real game who am I kidding I love cooking mama
let me see your flash
jump slide
nice
I should have had the job
That ain't fun holy shit, let's save and do contact somewhere
All right, can we all like we got a collectively as a group go silent up in the apps and just wait up in the kitchen area
It's not guarantee you somebody pushes we get a free pick and then we
of
double molly
of
the
Fang is already up.
One cat.
That's one snuggled cat.
One cat.
One's tanked apps.
He's tanked apps.
Nice round.
Nice job.
This is top spawn, right?
okay
hi there
was he cat? yeah he was
Let's throw it in the drain!
Throw it in the drain!
Nice!
He's got one.
Easy!
Stop hacking!
Okay.
What if it came out that I got banned for cheating?
Would you guys believe me or would you back me up and say there's no fucking way?
You would believe that I cheated?
Close
That's right
Oh, we have bomb mid.
Yeah, I got three, one jungle, one jungle, one jungle, one jungle, one jungle, one jungle,
one jungle.
Oh, jungle last.
I didn't realize.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah
I believe you cheated on your wife we're cheating in the game me think I'm a white sheet guy
All the instant window can you not lock me yeah
You got backband at home
of
his close
of
five
of
five
Oh, that whatever oh
Oh, whatever.
Ha!
Light work.
One's pushing palace.
That's so bad, that's such a free kill.
We're all with you.
brother brother
squeeze you ever tuck it in between your legs
uh for fun brother you're a streamer
oh god I have to check
oh my god you're a fucking streamer I can see you
that's so
embarrassing to write I can see you
go go go
do you?
no!
don't say it
out of there
kinda
What the fuck was that that was insane holy
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
Taking down pizza.
I can flash your meds.
Okay.
I'm four down.
Where's my eight players?
They're on that.
One more connector.
Bomb down.
bomb down down that's kind of a with an m4
do it to one time that's my fault
Chud son or chud daughter?
What is a chud?
Is that like Chungus?
What is me?
I'm not a chud am I?
I am
Smoking actually
Cat?
He's dead
One in sight. With bomb. Planting default.
Bitch.
Come on, on sight, on sight. He's not on sight.
You could adopt?
I'm sighting right here.
I couldn't adopt.
Because, um, uh, why?
Because I already have two kids of my own.
like what a crazy responsibility to adopt he was my own kid I'll be like yeah
yeah whatever but like someone you're adopting someone else's child like this
you one decision is to change this kid's life.
It's not going down.
Connector.
Lighter.
Connector dead.
He's in lighter.
Thank you
It's a good blow.
Flash.
Still top mid?
One bench.
I'm down.
I'm kinda low.
You think they go back in?
They fucking, you aim-punch me in it.
Oh, he hurt me.
Top mid.
Damn, I wish my team didn't die so fast.
I
Don't be with mom
Yeah
Come back in the re the reason I start buying is because my teammates were dying so I had to make a play fast
I don't want to be last alive walking spawn
They're gonna take a or B
I was like, okay. It's time for me to
I
Does he win this yes or no you saw him cat
Freaking
I was, I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't a believer.
My PK ran fast with an awp. Don't smoke it right away.
Compliment him? Nice job.
Remember, this is Banda Country. You have everything that moves.
One more mid.
One dead.
One more mid hurt.
Nice.
Bombie halls.
Keep running under.
Actually, they're right back.
I've got flash for you yellow.
Flashing.
the
what the fuck am I running into?
what is that?
maybe
There he is, he's planting a plant here.
CT, CT.
Triple.
Pen the smoke, pen the smoke.
What the hell?
I believed you.
Well he fucking killed me in the main CT, he was CT when he killed me.
confused counter terrorists win! Yippee!
Wheeee!
It's too cringe. You're not gonna ever catch on.
It's too cringe.
Counter-Strike directory fellas. Remember, we have a cool factor.
Watch your mid.
I'm not peeking up. Close to stairs though.
Coming out B it sounds like. Up in apps.
One in jungle
What the fuck is happening one jungle
Don't understand
Are you moving in slow-mo
What the flippity flop hey squeeze for stream love the vids I love you
you seem depressed today no man I just like to be quiet sometimes wherever you
watch my stream it doesn't mean I'm always smiling I'm playing a game
the flash in the second air amp
two more out a and palace
out there default sandwich ganked one more last one's jungle last one's
jungle top
He says yellow
Yellow
First week's lower just went live by a cmm. I hope you enjoy a smile
One's A ramp.
B rush I think?
One's all the way up.
Oh bomb down B, two A ramp.
What the fuck?
Yeah, they were.
I'm just gonna play a side.
I'm scared.
Yeah, I'm just hiding.
Damn!
What a game!
Two, three, two, one.
I guess we go out now.
Damn!
What a game!
What a fucking game.
That was good.
Got pizza to celebrate.
Maybe I will.
Let's see the let's see the recap. Let's see how I did
Two wins and one two three four five six
The horror hot take I
Play great that I actually played a really good
I honestly think it wasn't my fault.
This one was a cheater.
This doesn't count.
Obviously, this doesn't count.
Like, I actually think I played good CS today.
Just don't count this one.
Oh, he's all right.
It's not bad.
Dude, I'm actually pretty happy.
One more.
No, I'm done, dude.
I'm hungry.
I've been hungry for so long.
Anyway, I'm done. Thanks for watching, everybody. I hope you guys enjoyed it.
I will be back tomorrow. Okay. Maybe tomorrow. I give it like a 92% chance. 92.
I can raid somebody who should raid.
Oh, I'll flam and all are playing their matches, the chat is going to be delayed they won't even notice.
I'll just raid Ludwig.
Shmile!
Bye everybody.
See you guys.
Wait a second.
Bye.