Stop.
Early stream viewer exclusives.
Ah, early stream viewer exclusive joke.
Uh, Zynga.
Why is it so dark in here?
Why is the lighting so, like, cool?
Oh, here we go.
More orange.
No.
Hmm.
How do I make it look more, like, normal?
are you watching the Olympic final in hockey tomorrow no I don't watch the
Olympics how do you even watch it it's on YouTube thank you Dipper Rooney thank
you Emily is useless for the sob thank you Shelley crafts
Hello, Clownelpin! Thank you!
Friendly!
I'm in limbo today, chat.
I have potentially a sponsor later, but I'm trying to move it, but I'm not sure if I can.
Sweet, beat my mile for PR and a 50-50 subs. Deal, what's your mile?
551. Go fuck yourself. I'm not gonna be fucked.
Vowels, third leg, thank you. Yeah, 551. Like, give me a fucking break.
Not doing it. Hi.
Hello. Hootie-ma-tootie, thank you.
play CS now. Dude, I played some Deadlock yesterday and today. I'm happy to report.
Deadlock is a good game. Thank you, uh, PooDee. That is a good fucking game, actually.
Thank you, Omega. Thank you, Squitman. Thank you, Kossas Plays. Thank you, Terry.
You should play spore until the sponsor.
No.
I'm begging you to play overwatch look at the chat you guys are all fucking conflicted
No. No. No. I tell you what I'm not playing Minecraft. I do not want to play Minecraft.
I'm not interested in it. Aren't you that deadlock, bro? Dylan, you missed it yesterday.
We played Deadlock.
I played the A-Ram or whatever.
You were busy?
Put your job dude, you're missing it.
It's so good.
It's not my job.
And quit whatever you were doing.
We got to play.
We actually got people playing.
We had three.
It was really fun.
I mean, it was okay. I liked it, but I'm still so bad at it.
Like I still don't have the degree of competency.
I played before I went live as well,
and I got fucking owned.
Like it was just,
why don't you try if you played that block?
What do you guys play?
I was playing Nina
Minecraft
Silver
I was playing Nina and Abrams, but I'm too much of a poosa to play as Abrams
I don't know went to a retreat
Because you're wearing the shirt again. Yes
I have the same five shirts that I wear on rotate
when I'm streaming. How many shirts do you guys wear? What the hell? Am I some freak?
Go shopping? No! I mean I have more clothes that I don't wear on stream. I'm wearing my
home clothes. Like today I'm wearing green pants. Look at my pants. They're green.
I'm wearing green linen pants and a comfy shirt, I don't have to dress up, right?
oh my god it face it update I lost I lost my streak but I got it to I was on a
17 17 game win streak 17 games in a row and I'm level 9 face it 17 games so I
got to level 9 my goal was to get to level 10 by the end of the year
Honestly, I think I can pick it.
What do you lose all your games on Premiere?
Who is the carry?
Should I show you guys my match history?
So I can prove to you I'm not getting carried.
This is my match history.
Not bad.
ADR check.
A couple of weaker games.
But overall I'm like breaking 80 to 180 yards, not too bad.
Thank you, Hyrofans Glee Green for giving us stuff.
Thank you, Ellis Red Truck, thank you, Preben for the $3.
Hey, Squeaks was doing laundry in my shared laundry area in my apartment, and I was watching
you between my washes.
My neighbor came down and said, is that Squeaks you're watching?
And when I was like, yeah, you like him, but then they responded, no, you dork, and
put you to the ground.
How did I read that?
Just call me a dork.
Like, what the fuck are we talking about?
Zombie J thinks about 23 months like what is this like weird fanfic that you're making me read to just insult me?
Just type you're a dork. I'm a dork
Gas one. Thank you. Zombie J. Thank you
These games are off stream
Sorry, I
Play I play games without you
you if you can believe this all sorts of games all sorts of stuff Saturday is family time
bro you played a game on Valentine's Day okay wait no but that was that was a midnight before
Valentine's Day okay like I was the 13th I just stay up late obviously I'm not gonna
play face it on Valentine's day. I have plans. I love my wife. What did you play on Valentine's
day? I played like my life. You know I do other things from a very busy busy man. I'm a very
Very busy guy, very busy.
Freeman, there's the five gifted.
Very busy, very busy.
I can't decide what I want to play though.
I don't know, I don't know.
Kingdom of Night.
Is this like a game that I would play?
An action RPG.
Hmm....
LUMO 6 with a Prime!
a bomb
Does this look good
See the problem is now that I have a steam deck
Why would I sit on my computer to play this when I can have my feet up with woolen socks?
Why would I why would I play that on my computer? I don't see a reason
I'll be on my fucking sofa because of us. What do you mean because of us?
Okay, let's all
One among
I mean, determined and ridiculously optimistic, they dream of purpose, but it will not be
Someone just said this has to be TOS. What are you talking about? This is not TOS, man.
This obviously is not TOS. Oh my god, ew. Why are you always playing some bullshit? I'm
not playing, I'm watching a trailer, Coco. What the hell? I'm just watching a trailer.
You think I'm playing that game?
Chill!
I'll we buy, thank you.
I think you've pre-vote for the five gift and I appreciate it.
You're going to play it?
Who are you kidding?
My friends who haven't played games in so long have been playing Arc Raiders.
How cringe is that?
It makes me never want to play that game ever again.
Oh my god.
Like my normal friends.
It reminds me of when Apex came out and everyone who was like, all my non-gamer friends were
playing Apex.
But I'm such an elitist asshole.
Something about it made me just hate the game.
Just when I know that people come home from their jobs to sit down on their MacBooks.
It just pisses me off.
I don't know something about it triggers me something really triggers me about it. I
Don't know why I don't know why it's really bad for it. I know I'm the asshole here. I
Might be a redditor dude. You might be right about me
But like something about someone using the sensitivity slider maxing it out buying a p90 on a save round
running lower like I'll never play this game again like one little I don't know
something about it hey you should play with us come check it out I mean this
again you're a gamer that's like a one of your friend studying computer
scientists and you asking them what's wrong with your computer it's tilting
I'm an elitist!
Have I played Wario Land?
I've been playing WarioWare off stream on my Nintendo Switch.
See like you fuckers will you'll suggest I play this but like it's cuz you like the
game I well you know what I mean like I can't play that for five hours I can't do that
No, we suggest you play Overwatch.
WE!
Suggest!
Candy!
WE SUGEST!
Brother, you suggest Overwatch.
You do!
I see you every day typing Overwatch.
Overwatch?
please overwatch do overwatch every day every single overwatch overwatch overwatch
every single day wait why is give head a sex-based terms wait what
First I said give head I don't know if I can play a 10-man show
steampower.com slash category slash horses what is this what the fuck is
What is this?
Why is this a thing?
It's horse fest on steam.
Careful.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Well, you see the thing is that I have a sponsor.
A freaking sponsor.
Last man sitting.
Do you make this game? It has 30 reviews.
Yeah, save it for subsunday, bro.
Save it for subsunday.
Humans can't reliably recall colors.
This is the simplest game to see how good or bad you are at it.
Wait.
Single player.
Round.
Oh.
I don't know.
That's good.
Wait, that's good.
Yellow.
green dude not bad whoa nine out of ten wait green how could you not remember
green
Damn not bad. Hey wait, okay two more to go
Brown wait a tan tan tan tan tan
how do you make tan though like this it's it's so easy fucking so easy blue
blue turquoise aqua... blue
oh shit I don't remember
I don't remember
wait it's like it was like a green blue
like this?
oh fuck
fuck
All right, how do I do 41 out of 50 better than 35% of players?
Oh, that's a B minus good enough to get to my university.
Really well done.
Thanks.
Wait, that's impressive.
I'm kind of sick of this song.
Mood up Destiny 2.
Ohhhh...
What do I have time for?
One in chat, CS2 and chat Overwatch. Those are the two options.
Oh my god, it's actually, it's close.
Wait, it's close.
How do you make a poll?
I'll make a poll about that.
Democracy wins.
I need one minute to go.
Oh my god, it's fucking close!
Holy shit, Overwatch is winning!
Oh
Oh, it's 50 50 50 50
But it's fucking close look at this
Wait wait
Oh
Oh my god! Oh my god! Every vote is legit counting! Every vote is counting!
I might just play Overwatch instead! I didn't know we had such an overwatch coalition!
Dude! I actually might just- I didn't realize, but I'm so bad at new!
Wait, that's actually crazy! That's actually crazy!
You a piece of shit.
Thank you, Bugcatcher. Thank you, Like Mikey Live.
How about we do both? We'll start with Overwatch.
Uh, what time is my sponsor?
9pm Eastern.
So I can play.
So I'll play Counter-Strike no matter what today.
Is there space for me even? I didn't respond to any Discord messages until today.
There is? Okay, I'm in.
Tom really wants to play with me, huh? Jesus Christ.
I'm bad for that bad bad. Put on a ball.
Oh that song really gets me going.
Now my sponsor is in counter strike.
You think Mal would sponsor me?
Please, I'm such a fanboy though.
I played all the Half-Life on stream.
Please, please.
And bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Alright, we're doing Overwatch.
But we'll play Counter Strike after, okay?
Because I literally only have 10 minutes left.
It's high noon.
Yo, Joanne!
It's been 10 months!
Thank you!
Alright, thank you!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you 100 bits.
Please the real answer is stream neither and boot up virtual boy collection and become the very very very very few virtual game runners
Just like I use sick I remember using a virtual virtual boy and it was like actually sick and egg
It was awesome. Thank you yo, Joanne. Thank you all rats. Thank you
Thank you side of rice
Squeaky give off flamboyant. Thanks. That's a compliment
Okay, it's loading it's loading
Overwatch I
Need to get a haircut, but I don't know like I want to change some stuff up like
What do I tell my barber, Jack? What do I say?
I have to restart my game. Everything's on Ultra.
go for a buzz I would look terrible with a buzz cut due to my receding hairline
then you it would really be pronounced I can't comb over it wouldn't work please
with your favorite sandwich I like a pastrami thank you high goose and I'm
not quite at the point where I have to shave it off you know like I'm in such
a weird in-between area. What does your guy's hair look like? What's like the cool hair
cut to have? I have a cool girl haircut? What does that mean?
I go and ask for the squeaks cut.
Boxes open gold gold gold. Oh
My god cool wait a legendary skin
Wait
Cool
Oh, it's a legendary box
wait open all of them holy shit holy oh my god Indian I'm sorry but at Berkeley we
call it the color run. Oh, it's just that it's the event is called the color run so it uh
it's just a quip.
What are we playing, man?
Yeah, we're playing it!
Wait, I ran out of boxes.
Cassidy customize skins
Wait, isn't it like weird to wear the classic one. Let's do the new one
Like how do I get to overwatch coins? I
Want to buy a new skin
Like okay, I have
1025 credits
Should we buy a skin like should I look like that? I feel like the head hitbox is bad
American Cassidy. Oh shit. The American Cassidy. Check out the legendaries. Oh, this one looks
cool. This one's like, bro, you can, I'm gonna high noon and everyone's gonna see me. I look
like a son. Let's just play the game. What are we doing? Let's do a competitive, competitive
roll queue and I want to do damage. I'm silver four. Thank you, Takash out. Thank you, Brun
Johnson. Punday. The Dalak. I don't like 6v6. I think the change to 5v5 is actually
a dub. It makes the tanks more important, however, which I'm not sure, because I feel
like the most fucking in every one of these hero shooters, I hate my tank. Why don't you
try other roles? Because I like playing Cassidy. Why? Because I like Cassidy's abilities.
i mean i can play like other characters but
but you guys suggest like jetpack kitty and stuff like i don't
i don't want jetpack kitty to be even in the game
listen i can't take what you guys say seriously
fuck you
Okay fine, I'll be jet-packed, Gideon. Next time, I'll try it.
Okay, fine, I'm getting a lot of pressure.
You're a streamer. Stop taking this game seriously. Be a cat.
Yes, sir. Anything else to service you, Machatter?
I think you've evo-ed.
Don't make fun of my mug.
don't make fun I listen it's not a milk mug I like the these cutesy poochy
wootsy ones you know do not make fun by the way it's so over I got the
wu-ting keyboard and I don't want to talk about it and I'm insecure about it
but don't make fun I turned off RGB don't make fun don't make fun it's a
gaming keyboard I don't give a shit anymore shut up let me be oh join voice
Where's the talk button? Hello. Hey, everybody
Hi, you guys got mics
Okay, let me warm up before you guys make fun of my gameplay
Oh, is that a Farrah
All right, let me remind myself. What do I do again? I have to kill
Okay, he's blocking
Okay, kill seal it's all good though kill the healers so I look for small people and kill them
We're on the move
And so month, they should give me five gifted.
Dude, here's my Overwatch review.
They've gotta get more interesting objectives than this.
Then to follow this fucking guy around is so boring.
Where's my team?
Let's start the push!
Oh, where'd he see me?
Sage!
See
Counter strike really had it right all you have to do is oh my god, why is he red?
Okay grenade is for up close
where's my healer I fit in
yeah I fit in
maybe a different angle
I've got you in my sights
uh-oh
like how am I so
Fucking squishy!
I'm waiting for everybody
Wait, W! Okay, hold on! Wait, wait, retreat, retreat.
Oh, rolling reloads my weapon. That's her for weapons. Welcome to Overwatch.
My name is Squeaks, I'm middle of nowhere.
I'm bare, if I do say so myself.
I'm just trying to keep it, I'm just trying to keep it at 2,000 damage, I'm actually throwing.
Okay hold on.
Do I feel like I'm not getting healed?
Like what is happening?
It's because you're alone?
My team has no healer.
We've got two healers.
Okay, okay, so I should stay with my team.
So you know what the problem with this game is?
All of the players are listening to lo-fi chill-hop music.
All of the players are just in the background, like the Zelda one.
You know what I'm talking about.
I'm not bad, huh?
not bad. Game turning around play. Heels! Heels! Heels! Heels! Heels! Heels! Heels!
What the hell is that?
That was really bad.
Junkrat had an ult?
Oh, is that why he went far in the hole?
also win this, now I feel confident.
Wire in the hole!
Like, what the fuck?
I don't know!
Lucky shot.
Excuse me, honest, you aren't new to shit.
I am new to this.
I have, like, seven hours in Overwatch.
Is that not new anymore?
I need a minute.
Behind us, Junkrat.
He's dead.
Oh and I'm my ultimate oh
Heal heal heal
I'm getting my fucking shit pushed in
Sorry not like inappropriate super bruise. Thank you. Don't let it move a single step
It's not inappropriate though, like, you know, in, like, uh...
Y'all like, their healer is so good!
I think I have my ulti.
Oh
What
oh my god oh my god he's got potential silver I see the problem is I'll ask
streamer friends if they want to play overwatch with me and they'll say why
Is there a sponsor? No, I just want to get good. I want to learn
I'm not gonna play fucking mercy
Mercy is more your speed. No
Like everyone in the chat is like I'll play with you. You guys are just like insanely good players and you want everyone to touch cereal
But I need someone willing to learn someone who starts from the fucking bottom
I'll play with you on my smurf like no no
Ask XQC. No! I want someone who's like, genuinely assed.
Coach me in Counter-Strike. I have zero hours.
I'm good man, first time message.
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't care.
Please, I'm gonna play this, and I have an arm disability?
Sorry to hear that.
First time chatter, are you nice?
I'm nice!
I mean, actually, I'm not sure if I'm that nice.
I think I'm like, normal.
Actually, maybe I'm mean, honestly.
I'm a jackass, I'm so sorry.
Like, I'll think mean things,
but I think like it's normal to think some mean things.
No?
Select humans.
I'm banning mercy.
It's an average you're about average for a bald man
Who bans mercy me how come every time jetpack cat gets banned is he like oh
Because if he is then I want to play with them oh
Oh she she's OP
Thank you Geo Vix, thank you Shifty Fish
Is this streamer really friendly? No, I'm sorry. I'm not a wholesome chungus
But like neither are you guys are you?
We are angels.
Look at what you type.
Oh, let me join the voice comms.
Hello?
Hello? You guys got mics? Are we listening to lo-fi music? Yeah, hi, hi. Sergeant Sam
plug in that freaking mic dude let's talk strategies
I overheat it, they're over there, what a competitive overwatch players online, they're
in the choke point I'm spamming, I'm hitting AD shoot, they're on the one bomb site, they're
They're on bomb site, one.
I'm dead.
More squishy, do not push.
Fuck you, dude, I'm working on it.
I went running yesterday to help.
Right, they have a Cassidy.
I'm waiting for you guys I'm dead
Why are they talking to me and do I bring down the vibes when I join an overwatch lobby
or are they all watching howl's moving castle I'm on or two?
I have such a fucking low opinion of people who play with no mic, I'm sorry.
IT'S A COMPETITIVE GAME!
Oh, hey Sergeant Sam.
Yo, squeeze some in your game.
Oh!
Oh, there you are.
Uh...
Okay, well then, watch this.
Squeeze!
What's up?
I have pulled the popper.
why can't I enter there what the fuck why can't I enter
what the hell let me in there all right let's win this guys okay okay I have a
I don't know
What's up, dude? Oh, we're here to win, right? Yes
Oh wait, I'm aiming for the wrong guy
Where's my screen?
What's happening
Oh my god, I'm getting destroyed.
Oh, nice try.
Wait, Sergeant, how long you been playing Overwatch?
Not very long at all.
Me neither.
me neither. I'm in your stream right now. I actually cannot believe that I'm gonna
game with you. I can't believe I'm in a game with you. Bro, someone just said is
Sergeant a lesbian. Are you serious? What? Alright, what do you mean? In your chat
someone just said it's sergeant the lesbian
well no I'm not a lesbian I'm just saying I don't know
I don't know
not all of us are scientists why not
why not because I am a heterosexual male
Oh, my head.
How am I? Oh, and now they're all saying, you know, that's fantastic. Your chat is very kind.
They are, they're very sweet, they're very sweet.
That's right, big man. It's the 1880s all over here.
Remarkable! How far are we from both? I'd like to be behind the hats.
Someone said he's probably white.
Don't read them dude!
What are you looking at? You're spickin' and choosin'!
You're gonna get a-
Oh my god!
It's- no, it's interesting, it's interesting.
It's interesting to see what people think about me.
Wait, oh yeah, wait, I know this map.
I actually have a legendary strategy for this, watch this chat.
Oh
There's one guy on it one guy on it. Yeah
Just one guy, but now's our time to strike
Yeah, hold your one
Okay, I'm gonna win this for the team
Why am I dying so fast all this map is just one small crevice I don't get it
Now why don't our sigma stand in front of the bathroom though with no healers?
Very important.
Bro.
Um, this is hard.
Yeah, it's not in this game.
I'm also, like, playing a 4B right now.
Oh, no.
They're my cover.
Here, I'm back capping! You guys should push now!
Oh, they're all pushing! Wait, you can actually cap it!
They're all pushing forward!
I hear them yeah they're all coming towards you
Good try though. It's certainly a good idea because they were all focused on us
Every soldier needs a cause
Look at these assholes, Zintromari!
Uh-oh.
Careful, there's more of them than us.
Dude, this- that piece does so much damage.
Wait, can- Sergeant, you've probably played longer than me.
What's our problem? Like, as a team?
Um, what is our problem? So-
Is it like our tanker, healer, or is it me?
Is 3 and 8, which is not good, but I'm also 4 and 8, and you're 4 and 8.
No, no, no, I don't mean to blame.
I don't understand why we're leaving though
Like team comp wise or as players no our team comp is fine
We're just all time derogated.
And their Baptiste is coming down the house.
So it's Baptiste because he has 12k damage?
Yeah, their Baptiste is really good.
So, our um, none of us are just uh, we're just all bad, how about that?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, respectfully in force.
Yeah, I'm trying to work.
Yeah, no, it's all good.
Well, you have a good day and a good stream.
Thank you.
Good playing with you, Sgt.
What a guy.
I'm gonna derank from silver.
Okay.
Fuck.
My stupid, chungus life.
I'm actually gonna derank.
Okay, here's my summary of what happened.
That game was not my fault at all.
And it was all my teammates. I played that game almost perfectly
Everything else that went wrong was due to poor teammates
Besides sergeant sergeant was the best
You have no clue what a good game looks like I'll show you a good game
actually do. When people like say learn the maps, aren't the maps like, I don't know what
they mean. I actually really like overall. Learning the maps is like finding out where
Stoop how quick how to get to like up for ground the fastest is they're so simple
Like learning where the health packs are is learning the back
Went to play I'd like the best way though is just playing them
before I play support I want to play with people who are worth supporting you
know how I know we're gonna be okay as a society there are people who boot up
Overwatch, roll Q support. There are, there is more than zero people in the world who
just fucking Q up a support character like they're heroes. That's incredible,
that's crazy. Support is fun AF.
Like you don't want to see the action, you want to stand behind the action and
hold mouse one I don't understand
no I think tank players are scum of the earth
I actually think tank players are biggest ego with like standing still and
holding right-click DPS players are egotistical narcissists support players
are angels tank players are jackasses
Overwatch Astrology GG not healing you
Oh, I have to join team chat
Symmetra, Sojourn and Sombra.
you can stream site me
i wouldn't be able to tell
if there's a game to stream site me it's this one
even i r l i don't do i r l streaming anymore
Finally ban women because women are the strongest.
Oh, unless you disagree.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You just got outwoked.
Hello?
Thank you for this thank you for the sin ban I love you you're welcome
Sims is so OP
They the man I catch you on the other end
Oh yeah that's the only one I don't want to play into like I can play into Zarya if I can't play into sin
Yeah, I just hate playing against the metro
I
Am I nervous now
Oh
HELP!
The tank is hurt.
WAIT!
NO!
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IT'S LIKE
I HAVE A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT IN MY EYES
WHEN I PLAY THIS GAME!
I'm sharp this time.
Benabell, thank you.
I don't understand what I'm even looking at.
Oh, also it's probably due to my new keyboard.
Come here
He'll meet
He disappeared
Like, what am I looking at?!
Wait, I did good, I think.
Yay!
I have a habit of burning blades!
Oh my god! What else can I do?
Over here!
Awwww!
I'm really feeling the heat!
I want to use it. I want to use it. I want to use it.
I thought that was too easy, bro.
That was so easy.
We make a good team.
As quick as I used to be, but I'm still the fastest gun in the world.
Respect my command, and we'll have no quarrel.
I think we're a lot better than we are.
Oh, yeah. Brother Rhine is dog shit, isn't he, when he's doing it?
Yeah. Which one's wine? Oh, the big guy. Oh, right, right.
Thank you
Wallaby, thank you
Oh
Reaper one HP in sight
When did you start playing an hour and seven minutes ago why?
Watch this trick shot.
Ha!
Oh!
That was easy.
Mup!
Keep going.
Oh, we don't have to stay inside.
It's not like Battlefront 2.
That's what the animal said.
I'm gonna have a read them the war and you came for it.
I'll work back in.
AHHHHHHHH!
No! You can't push! Why did you push me?
What is that? That's so embarrassing!
Oh, there it is!
Damn, the Rhine was trash.
Yeah, whoa, what the... I don't know what he's doing.
Yeah, me neither. The Rhine higher.
I guess they're just like having a moment.
I did really good, no?
Was that a good game by me?
No.
I feel like my sensitivity might be a little too high.
Open the loot box.
What the fuck is this?
Kitten?
Kitten!
Did you play this game off stream? No. I have not played this off stream.
Oops. Wait. Whoa! Whoa!
Wait, what is skirmish?
Oh, is this deathmatch?
I think my sensitivity is too high interface general gameplay social no sound no general
general on the top of general general art video wait control is general there
we go let's use 2.25 what the fuck big mistake let's do six it's really motion
What am I looking at video?
Does this look good
Yo, are you playing on 60 Hertz? I'm on 480 Hertz
Morgan was late. Thank you, Squilliam. Thank you. I don't believe in sensitivity calculators
because different, like this game is way faster. The people move at different speeds as in
Counter-Strike. Like, don't you want to be able to track easier, like the people
are faster I don't know what do I know she's like thank you okay I'm gonna ban
Symmetra, Sombra, and Sojourn.
I'm only banning them because they're very strong.
Do you hate strong women?
No, but I prefer them on my side.
I'm not trying to kill me what I'm PR trained I think you don't want a woman to kill you
I don't want anyone to kill me. I want me to die just the most normal way like cardiac arrest or some shit. Oh
voice chat
I'm overheating.
Please!
Oh no!
No!
Please stop!
Yes!
He re-peeked.
Timmy and Jack, thank you.
I got mine.
I got the payload.
Don't worry.
They got turret.
Uncle, what are you doing? Oh, I don't know. This?
No!
I tried!
is this like a good am I playing correct
No? Oh. Should I play closer? Like as a spot.
Oh
I was gonna chase
Oh
Okay, okay. Okay. I see I see so what you're gonna want to do is this
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I like this game
is that really the chill total they have to come off of out of that's hilarious
with
Where am I
uh...
yeah
oh
mistake
this game is too difficult for you
animal crossing seems up your speed
Another animal crossing is an incredible game.
What's wrong with animal crossing?
Listen, they all can't be winners.
They all can't be winners.
They can't be winners!
I'm sorry, I tried, I tried.
I got fucking...
Stop pandering and say what you really think about Animal Crossing.
Okay.
Animal Crossing is um...
I hope Tom Nook fucking dies.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
No, I'll play other heroes besides Cassidy.
For example, I can also play a good Soldier 76.
Oh.
Come on. Oh, I can play Tracer?
What's so funny about Tracer?
Wait, you're lying, right?
Huh?
WAIT!
I
Wait till we lose
Okay, who should I try
Reaper Reaper
How do I you okay, let's take a look e to teleport it's never sold anything. Oh, this is easy
if you've ever fired one you know okay hand yours let's see what I can do
Okay so E is really hard. Wait is Reaper not good? Yeah I'm very close range.
Oh
I should have hit E
I forgot about
The teleport isn't instant
Do you like this game so far? I do! I think it's like a very beginner friendly game.
What the fuck? Kill him! I'm trying to look at my perks! Oh my god, I just chose a random perk! Like a noob.
What did I just pick?
Not an ad by the way.
No, the ad will come later.
I do have an ad today.
Hold.
Oh
It's so slow
I'm trying! I'm trying!
Oh, Shift reloads me?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Wait, I'm kind of owning as Reaper.
I kind of like it.
I like how you have to be kind of a rat.
Oh, if only.
Oh, you can teleport to higher ground.
I didn't even think about that
Then
Hello
You don't have to go for it, alright?
LULA!
We're in our left backline.
Sorry?
Moira's in our backline so much she's just gonna go for it.
Oh fuck
Let me see how you're my go
Not bad, huh?
Give me the play of the game.
What?
That was casting me this game.
I'm gonna miss it.
Oh, that was this game?
Shills, dude! Shills. Okay, add Reaper to the characters I like. I like Reaper. Reaper
is a good character. Vakes, thank you. I like Reaper a lot. Opening my notepad. Don't!
Don't try bashing next
Hmm
Who's Hanzo is that the guy with the bone arrow I've got you in my sights now that's a reaper
You'll really like Hanzo? Or Hanzo?
What did I say, Hanzo? I intentionally said Hanzo, just so you can correct me.
He one taps?
Okay, wait, hold on, let's try it, let's try ahhh!
Where's Hanzo? Here he is.
Oh, but there's bullet drops.
Oh, man!
There's a projectile.
I can't do projectile.
It's too hard for a little gup.
it is. I'm going to favorite Cassidy. I'm going to have a heart on Cassidy, but I'm
not gonna play him. Which one's Bastion? Okay, I'll try Bastion. Fine. This time I
Try Bastion. Fucking Clanker.
Oh, I got a bird with me?
Cute!
Wait, it's like Titanfall.
Okay.
Burb.
Right click, fires with bomb.
Oh, wow.
Where's my ult dude?
What's my ult?
Come immobile and fire up to three artillery shells.
Wait, where's my ulti?
Air strike.
Hello?
Kitten?
Yeah
All right
Kitchen
I hate this character a lot. Thank you.
Play Widowmaker. PERVERT!
Wait, what the hell is happening?
What just happened?
What again is a ballerina cam like that?
wait what the hell is happening what just happened what against a valorant cam like that
oh my god I didn't know what the ult did I didn't know how am I supposed to know it
I talked to I didn't know it was gonna be like that I've never used the old before
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so left shift is my main DPS
This guy sucks, bro.
This guy is actually ass.
He doesn't hit hard enough for it to be like, you just have to fucking trace with
their mouse the entire game.
You're supposed to be closer?
Oh.
Your carry is here.
Go skull that payload.
of the
that was really good DPS for one second
No, I don't quit when things don't go. I'm gonna stay with them.
Oh, you plan behind a shield. He has so much health.
I'll play with my team wait Apollo aside what is that next to your name destiny to
Why are you guys ewing destiny 2?
of you typed you but have never played that game for losers fuck that game I've
never even played destiny
Well, attack the objective.
Where's the tank?
He's my tank, right?
I'm doing it tank
Thank you, Frank!
Help!
Fucking D.Va!
what killed me wait good damage though okay wait okay wait I'm getting used to
it okay my hot take is this hero there's some heroes in this game that are
for people who do not have the joy in their eyes.
They don't have like that spark.
Like they don't, they wanna like do that.
They wanna like just hide and just hold mouse one.
Oh, this is the way it is.
Like I wanna make flames, you know?
Okay, that was good. I just wanted to save we have someone I wanted to save
save the Diva. I thought the Diva was in trouble.
Oh, not bad, huh?
Not bad!
All perk.
I guess.
You are not new to this?
Thanks.
I am new to this.
I have eight hours in this game.
That's the worst perk. How am I supposed to know?
We did it.
You got carried?
I don't think so.
Should I try someone new or do I complete this game with Bastion?
Who's Sojourn?
Power slide. Launch an energy burst that does damage. Railgun. Okay, I'm gonna need help.
I
Why do you dig around in the past how could I every site for the history
Until they find out what it costs
I think I can work like this.
Our odds just got better.
Oh, oh.
Oh!
Oh, and then right click.
So I'm charging my right click up.
Oh!
Then you right click.
I like the idea of this one.
Jump out of the slide.
Oh, wow.
No.
Oh he blocked it Fuck my stupid chubb life
I like this character
I am sweating.
Heeeyoo!
We really sweating on sojourn in silver?
I am!
I'm new!
What else am I supposed to do?
I can't help it!
I'm just ass!
I am sweating!
up. Oh I went for a hero play. Alright it's gonna take a little bit for me to get used
I'm switching sides.
Her!
Excuse me!
Sorry to get used to her.
Holy shit, we've got golds in this lobby?
I'm on the big time, baby.
Bam!
You should make sure to play back in high ground oh I feel like I do barely any damage if I'm
so far away oh that's really good
Oh wow.
If you hold left, it charges?
Oh, like in a general location.
Wait what?
Sorry?
Am I streaming?
Yeah, why?
Oh, okay, thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it, I'll try it really hard.
What the hell?
Why was she being so mean?
I don't know.
Why was why was she being so mean? You know you're very mean
You're being mean
Oh.
I'll have to find a better way to engage.
Stop the payload!
Oh wait, I got Widowmaker'd?
What can I say?
Okay, I have to keep moving.
Oh, like this! This is how you play!
I'm playing with you what I didn't get the fucking
No one can hide from my sight That was me on there, that was me!
That was me!
Way off?
Carried?
I like the sound of that.
I really like the sound of that.
An op, huh?
Just trust me.
I'm a good opper.
Sojourn.
Do you only shoot when he's, when like the enemy is 100 or when the blue thing is 100?
It depends on the situation.
Oh, and I have to use my E. Okay.
Select your hero.
Uh...
I'll try Sojourn again.
I have to find her.
Select hero bands.
Okay, we're banning Sombra, Symetra, Jetpack Cat.
It's alphabetical.
Shut up! Just, I banned him!
Jetpack Cat is not a good band, but every time I play Jetpack Cat is bad.
so join let's play a join
hello yo is my mic on yeah still on in the game I can hear you oh shit I thought
you're talking to me oh you guys are in discord huh oh yeah you just don't want
me to join I can read a room you want to join I'm gonna ruin the vibes no really
no I say some stupid shit I can't but not like that bad though no no no trust me
No, I'm not racist I could I actually don't like that don't don't be racist
Okay
I'll have to be careful with my right click.
E, E, E, E.
Oops, okay, and then left click power slide.
Okay, sorry, I have to remind myself.
Sojourn's hard!
Grand View, thank you!
Oh, you're the slowest people as well?
Okay, sorry, learning and loading.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
Right-click and said
approach. It's time to go gangbusters.
Yeah, let's try. Let's try. Let's try.
It's not at all good.
My name is Orisa.
You will be wise to remember it.
ero e ricochet
Wait, why are you guys what is Hanzo really bad?
It's hard bro. I have a bow and arrow going against guns. What the fuck?
There is too much
That guy's on a wu-ting keyboard, that's for sure.
How do I do it it's so hard it's so hard
I
Got the lead your shots, oh wait
What is my E?
trap
I
Wait, what a maker so easy
Oh
What
Shit, okay, dude, there's like scope sense
Wait, what does my ulti do?
Ooh!
Marlite low, thank you.
Wait, I like Widowmaker.
Offer options. I need to change my like scope sensitivity. Is this possible? Scope sensitivity.
Oh, I have to select the hero.
I'll do it later.
I'll do it right now.
Oh my god, your drops are on.
Yeah.
Enjoy.
Oh, that's on her!
What am I hearing?
They're all around me!
Is that the guy?
I don't know.
Is that under? Oh my god the audio is so fucked up.
Oh my god, get me out of here, get me out, get me out!
the right click right?
Oh, right click, right?
He's really gonna solo-hold me. He's really gonna do that! He wants me so dead!
Are you serious?
Time to teach these bugs some manners. You dare touch my property?
Widowmaker is hard to have impact.
I feel like I see this character being used by really bad players.
It's like Vindicta. Can I shoot this?
No one can hide from my sight.
Woo!
Real McAvon, thank you.
Give me play of the game.
Lady
Yeah, I'm out of here. I don't want it. I don't
That time to go to the bathroom I'll be right back to sex to sex
I'm back.
Ah, hello.
Oh my god, that's my Widowmaker skin?
Cool.
Oh!
You should cosplay her, I already am.
New Junk City.
Or as I call it, Manhattan.
Beepster, think of it as tier one.
That Mum Donny is my heir.
Mum Donny.
Don't make this political.
How many subs for a Widowmaker Cosplay?
cosplay probably one million bajillion
deal
i'm new to this be nice
be nice
Nice.
My main so far is Cassidy.
Should I be Widowmaker?
Electric.
I'll try her again.
I like her!
Oh not on this map.
I'll try...
Omre.
Emre?
Temporary Wheel of Semi-Automatic Pistol.
Throw a grenade and...
It was the fuck kind of description is this.
Override initiates transforming you into a living weapon. What does that mean?
It's so stupid like I don't understand what that's supposed to mean
Okay, I'm guys I'm transforming into the ultimate weapon cover me like I want numbers
of
Oh
really?
I like this which one I guess I don't even know what that really means
I
Bear traps my one weakness
Fuck oh
ADS I've got to do that change anything
No, then why would you ever ADS?
You'll find shit.
Fair traps.
What the hell?
Let's try that again.
It reduces damage fall off?
Really?
That's really stupid if that's true.
Wow.
I really like this hero.
for he's so easy he's so fucking easy you're getting carried by soldier guys
doing pretty well
by Zen no okay wait I have to like separate who's trying to be toxic and
like what's true because I want to know if someone's carrying because I want to
see what they're doing but like is he actually like going crazy your Zen is
Insane Zenyatta, okay turning into the ultimate weapon
The will walls, thank you
Yeah
We need the target
What a terrible fucking crazier holy shit
One or two.
Time to change up the strategy.
Yippee.
time to change up the strategy
Yippee!
Good job, wow
Bum
Wait, I wanna try that again. I wanna try Omri again
Oh. Get out of your console.
You leave a blank space.
The first time you click, it's going to show your first, like, use command and it's going
to show VIP.
Hello?
Squish.
Hello.
Squish.
What are you doing here?
Squish.
What are you doing here?
What's up?
What's up, you guys?
Yeah, I gotta sit up now, and I gotta lean in a little bit now that Squeaks is here
Wait John's leaving in an hour. No, no, we do need to know I thought you you put you put silent twice in your list
Yeah, I fixed it guys.
I don't know if you know, but water monkeys are problem solvers.
So huge, huge, huge.
We're really drunk last night and we figured this all out.
It's all good.
Blasting earth chicken, Leslie.
What about water tigers?
You did you read on those or what?
Those are not not problem solvers or thinkers.
Well, like real dynamic, I bet, huh?
Yeah, exactly.
All right, Tina, Tina, press M.
And then do you see the bottom right?
It says spectate.
They must hate me, huh, Chad?
Click it.
And goodbye.
Oh, goodbye.
Oh, hey, hey.
Hey, Rev.
I have to do it now.
Because I won't be able to do it later.
That's crazy.
No, he's not wrong.
Does this one get back in?
No, it doesn't.
It's crazy.
You just held right quick to jump up apps.
Wait, so I'm supposed to stay spectating.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to.
It's a no. Wait, we're learning.
Yeah, this is a lesson.
You can learn a thing or two.
OK, OK, so I'll do a little refresher.
And actually, you know, that's really good for the one thing
I wanted to show them today.
So we'll do a refresher on the last one.
And we'll do counter strafe real quick
because I think that it will receive.
In CS, everybody tells you you got to stop to shoot, right?
Like that.
But nobody really tells you how to stop.
So in CS, if you watch me when I let go of my strafe
key, I keep moving.
So if I hold left, I'm like on ice skates watch.
So I like that.
Can you see how I keep moving for a little bit?
I know it's a little hard to visualize
because I'm basically letting go and still going further.
Where if you came from Valorant, you kind of move slower.
So the game actually gives you grace
and you can still shoot when that happens.
In CS you can.
I mean, you can, but you're really inaccurate.
So you have to, that's where counter-strafing comes from.
So if I move right, I have to tap left.
You see how I stopped this time?
Oh, that, yeah, that looks different.
Yeah, yeah, so that's that and that's how you go from like
So that's like that that's like the first thing that you have to like really just the game doesn't tell you this anywhere and nobody teaches you this
You just have to figure it out
Basically you're on ice skates so make sure you're countering your movements counter straight to stop yourself
before you shoot now that's kind of like a little refresher so now some new
shit we'll talk about like angles and how to pee so for all of you that skip
geometry class like I did closer you are to the angle the more you like to
peer-rend it so silent go to that corner hold the angle like you have the
up to classic. There are no spectators. I know. I'm not being rude. I know this. I'm
there. So like the further away you are from the angle, the faster the other person can
see you. The closer to me right here on this wall, I'm closer to the angle where the
fight's about to happen. Silent can see me right now, right? Yes, everybody almost.
Yes, chef. Now look at my POV. You can't see him. Yeah, you understand? Yeah, yeah.
So this is where understanding where the angle starts and stops is really important.
So obviously, if you're walking up like this and you're Sam, you'd just kill me, right?
That's a freebie.
So the way I would deal with Sam is then I'd learn how to know where the angle is and
I'd move past it to fight them.
And then this is where a whole bunch of things all come together.
So I know where the angle is.
I swing past it, I counter strafe, and then I'm using my pre-in to shoot him.
Because I know where he's going to be sitting most likely.
Oh, my God.
I have that problem where I don't wide swing because I just like inch the corner
and then I suck and I die.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
If you like walk up like this, you're like, oh, my God, I'm going to peek up.
Yeah, you're just like you just died.
And you're like, well, why are you being good?
Also, well, there's a lot of reasons to like, I mean, explain why it's
It's not just like the need to move the crosshair so silent track me and I do this so if I wide swing like this
You see how I have to move his crosshair all the way over here to follow me
Yes, now if I had a teammate behind me, he's trying to follow this person over here
And then this took head can shoot him
So that's where wide swings really good if you're first not to really make them
like it's less to kill them and more to make them miss and uncomfortable and it
opens up space for you two mates.
Wide swings more to make them miss not to like actually like me peeking like this is
not a wide swing this is just me peeking. Wait I have an allergy. There's momentum so
actually peeking like to peek this angle if I do like this this is pretty
easy for him but if I go a little bit further back and I slide in I'm faster.
you right cuz like just like you know I I can build a little bit of momentum you
don't just like instantly start at the max speed so if you get momentum or the
thing or the peak sorry you you peak them like earlier that makes sense
yeah all right so now just like so in general this is even worse look at this
if you want to see so this is why peeking angles like this is really
bed. You see what look at his screen real quick and then look at mine.
Wait, wait. I don't see you right now. I see you now.
We do this. We do this here.
Wait, who is he?
Peek until the point you see me and then I'm going to see how much I can see you.
Silent is role player. Fatthor is flam.
Yes, I am.
No way.
Okay, okay.
That's crazy. Like half of your stupid body was already over.
This is where you get into like a whole nother aspect of the game
We're like if I know this but this can be my advantage too because what I can do
Like you don't always want to be on the back because you are actually appearing slower on the back side of this wall when you peek
Yeah, it's easier for me to see him a little bit then like right here, right?
But but if I know he's right there and I want to make it uncomfortable and I know he doesn't have like an off
I can go like this
And I can step past his angle really quick because I'm closer so I can use that to basically move past his cross replacement
But that's because obviously if he's not there right if somebody's like here then you're kind of
It's all part of the
So, um
If you know he's holding with an off
Is it better to get close or go?
It's better to go back further right and then swing because he has to move
Like what's the best way to pick this?
It really depends on what you want to do.
You're really confident.
I mean the answer is if you have a lot of confidence in the ego, you pick them like this and you try to sit them.
If you're trying to make them miss and honestly it would be better for you guys.
Like in general, like I wouldn't go for the seat if this isn't even meant to like give you a hard time.
I wouldn't do this.
But some people can.
Like some people are like really confident with this fight and want to do this.
me I prefer like my teammate passing and then I move past it and then I'm gonna
either try to run him down because he knows I'm past the angle or I'm gonna creep
up on him like this because now remember it's like the Uno reverse card look at
his screen and look at mine oh right we're geometry now yeah yes we're like
now I'm getting past this angle and I can even see a shadow like I can really
mess them up and he has like no chance so okay I just depends if you're like
Trying to take a heads up fight with the op. Yeah, like that's probably the best way to peek it
I'm face a level 9. That's exactly where he's looking. So you're just looking at Sam's POV
But I lost three games in a row and there's a whole nother thing of like
There's like you guys know PEM DOS you guys are all familiar PEM DOS. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right
There's kind of like a pEMDOS of peaking angles in CS.
My sponsor's at 9-2.
So I've taught you angles.
We're playing a game called Fate Trigger.
That's P.
Oh!
I had to do the first thing.
It's the most important, and it's where you start.
If you're on the weaker angle, it
doesn't matter what I'm about to teach you.
In Counter-Strike, your camera is slightly to your right.
And that's going to be a little confusing, but so
if you look at my POV real quick,
The camera is not right in the center of Sam's head.
It's actually right here where my crosser is.
So he, which is a little weird,
but that kind of amplifies how some of the angles can feel.
But that doesn't matter too much.
Like if you're on a bad angle, you're on a bad angle,
but better to be, it's a little bit better
than I'm on a bad angle here,
but he's also got his right eye.
So it's called like a right eye peak
versus a left eye peak.
So right eyes are better. If you're peeking with your right shoulder, it's better than peeking with your left, but if the angle is bad, it doesn't matter.
And this is what I mean by like, PEM does.
You know, if you're going into somebody that has the left angle, but you're super close to the wall, it won't matter.
You're just on a shit angle, you're ass, you're gonna die.
But if you're on like an even angle and you're both on right, then it's like a pretty fair fight.
fight it's not that bad of a fight that's something that's like super detail oriented but it'll
help it'll at least help you understand like when you die sometimes why it might feel even
worse than you expect and once again nobody teaches you this so you'll never know if nobody
told you yeah that's a that's a little that's a little I don't know we talked about counter
Strafing angles. I mean for the people that I didn't explain this to last time I'm going to raise your best friend
So instead of trying to like learn a full
If you just hold the first time
The first time only going a straight line basically like up so you don't have to do all these like I'm pulling down
I'm pulling right
Hold it straight down and move your mouse like this
This is what I'm doing when I'm shooting like that.
A lot easier.
And counterspray is king for you.
I can spray.
If I had damage done.
Even at a long range spray somebody down.
It's pretty easy.
Yeah, you're in the back.
How many body shots is it to the kill someone to spray down like 4?
3? 5?
It depends on the gun.
4.
I'd say 4 in general.
But also, there's, if they have armor, legs take more damage than chest.
Even so, funny enough if you're shooting the legs, you're gonna do more damage.
Also if you shoot them right in the nuts back,
and like at the bottom of their stomach, they're like right in their nuts, you can two tap them with a deagle.
What?
Right there.
What?
Yeah.
They're gonna be trapped.
We're rushing into the knee pads where there's armor.
Nope.
No, no, no.
We don't care.
This is just all fake.
Fake knee pads.
But they put like, crotch stuff in it?
Um.
Like crotch mechanics.
All good games.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there is crotch mechanics.
Yeah.
Like right there is like a two shot.
That's so much blood.
Jesus Christ.
What's up? Like where there's armor? Show me twice the armor. So you're doing 50 damage there and then when you shot me in the crotch I had 38 HP so I see 2 damage.
Yeah, that's like a yeah. So you really don't want to, I mean you really just get the headshot if you got a D but yeah there's stuff like that in the game.
So if you have a pistol, should you just like, and if you find yourself spraying, should you just go for the legs?
Yes, if they're like planning and like say the guy's got his head tucked like into the wall like this and you're coming from
Over there
It'll literally be better if you can remember to shoot his legs. Yes
Wait, wait, wait, wait, can we with over that one more time?
There I mean there just isn't arm on the legs
So if you shoot the legs it does more damage
Okay, most of the time you're not in a situation where it's good to try to do that
Well, if they're planning and you can't see their head and I woke up like that literally
I just got out of bed for that picture
Okay, I mean one last thing here we'll get and then we'll rip the ten men do it happens
You can crouch and spray and move
so and that's called what they call it's we call it a bonk slide now, but
So now you can also do this
So you can so you can like do stuff like this
I
Depending on how one of that looks annoying to fight against it's really
But you notice I like I'm not even doing anything crazy with my crosser like left or right
It's pretty easy. Just like as long as I'm not going past the first 10. It's not crazy
I'm stuck in third person. Oh nevermind. Okay. Okay. You're so back. Oh my god. There's so much blood.
It's only it's my second day on. I'm sorry. I can't help it.
Can you explain the mechanic like how we don't slide is it from your crouch and then if you
You wanna, I mean, yeah, basically you crouch and then spray.
So you crouch and then so like I'm holding my crows.
Mouse key, straight key, and then I'm spraying 10 bullets and I'm just pulling.
My mouse looks like this when I'm pulling down and I'm just keeping it on him.
Oh my goodness.
Cockaxe.
Absolute blood death.
But yeah, I think that everybody feel like at least know a little bit more.
little bit better.
Thank you for them.
Yeah.
Got ready to get any questions.
Any questions?
And that's the first time you've done it, but you've
talked to them about a cross-replacement.
I'm listening. I did last time.
I can explain that one a little bit. If you know where
somebody is, don't like follow angles.
Like a lot of people, I do like stuff like this.
This is just like a waste
of your movement. You see how like I'm like trying
to keep my chat that's ass if I know I know I know everybody does everybody
does it you find Sam back to here I'll teach from here one sec yeah that's why
I wanted that's why I think cross replacement for like this the white
swinging isn't you got an awesome yeah that's why I think that situation is
this when you think because he didn't himself without like saying it out loud is if he ever
plans to swing an opera without a flash which normally don't recommend but if you are gonna
do that the most important thing of you actually swinging is gonna be a cross replacement is
you where you think the opera is gonna be yes so if I know or if I hear Sam like click
scope or if I just think he's over there with your scope you don't have to do this little
sound why am I not hearing it
yeah there you are here for my period yeah so instead of like coming around the corner
and like using my crosshair like this except my Instagram request right here I'm I only
We follow one account wall hacker like that's the idea is like
That way I'm instantly ready for the fight
She a lot of like famous cheaters that are actual pros because pros always have their cross there where players
Whatever, that's just like muscle memory. They know like the popular angles or people are supposed to be
Yep, and as you get and that's like we're timings get involved and stuff like that. So
For example, like a good one on Inferno since he said he liked it is like he's come up here and like the first right
I'm not gonna like put my cross here here and he played this
First fight always here. So I'll here
That's where my cross will be first and usually it's like right across is where the next guy can be
And then there's a coffin right here
And there's another angle right here
And then there's another one here, there's one on the pillar here, and there's one on
Newbox here, and then also there's a couple spots up here that are good, and then if I
know I'm gonna, this should be smoked, but I know a guy who sells weed, he's under
the bleachers.
You just don't like, you don't want to like move on to angles, you want to-
You probably, you probably don't realize it, but that's why those maps that this
game has now we're like you know all the bots around the map they're actually
putting the bots where they're like popular angles are and that's why you're
meant to practice when like you're entering a site they're putting bots on
like popular angles and like it tries to put muscle memory into your crosshair
one where the headshots are gonna be more like the bodies are. Oh yeah the
prefire map. Yeah the prefire maps are exactly meant for crosshair placement yeah.
So here's the whole idea behind prefire maps is you have to use one of these.
Shatters. Chat room.
I think here prefire maps, if anyone needs them.
Do you streamers?
Are the streamers not called doing prefire maps, like library maps?
Okay, I mean.
Can I ask?
Uh, I would if you were near me.
Sorry.
Would it be advantageous to stand out in the open because pros are so used to specific spots and angles?
Yeah, actually some will.
Yes, they will. They play like what we call like off angles.
So once you get used to what the normal angles are, pros will
say, even harder. Gary Lee, thank you for the subs.
So instead of sitting here, he might still like an opera stand here.
So that way, when this guy goes to peak that angle, he's actually
exposed to the guy over there and he dies. So yes.
But not like they're not going to stand fully here, but they're going to stand
just off positions. Yeah.
They want to get a few shots in and then they'll hide.
Which is, this is like a rare thing,
but it's funny that you say that.
Because there's like, you go, I guess, when you have pistols.
Sometimes TTs will have like three or four people here.
Because like, when you're on T side,
you don't really expect people to be here ever, right?
So you just wear that.
I shut up in an FPS meeting.
And you're seeing things over there.
So like, sometimes people on save rounds
they'll come here like three or four people here.
catch people off guard but yeah usually against newer players playing off
it doesn't really work because they don't know where the angles are like look at my
SDS just like oh all right now there's no two people on the map
I'm gonna say what's your rest advice for playing against someone that is like
really good and you suck what should you do I mean what's your best advice
If you're trying to deal with somebody that's like clearly better than you hide
I mean
But like the answer is is like if they're playing with people to you that are like less skilled say you're running into like a
Smurf and they're playing with their friends. They like need their friends to be human words because
If you catch them off guard in like positions that they're not expecting or can't like clear on their own
That's where you're gonna have your best chance of killing them
If they know where you are and you're taking a heads up fight and they're like a lot better than you most of the time
They're gonna win that fight. So if you force them in situations where they can't possibly be
Like play hide and seek but also make sure you're not completely just like giving up a bomb site
Like if I'm playing here and I'm like, oh shit this guy's a lot better than me
I'm gonna make sure I use all my nades
Every week he will care again to plug a demon to keep his ass back and then once he comes in I'm gonna play hide and seek
Like I'm gonna be somewhere else, like he's gonna run in somewhere and maybe I let him run by
Maybe I'm hiding back here, hoping that they don't have the utility back there and stuff
Hide and seek is really strong all the time in Counter Shrike, always good
Also, I know it sounds silly to say, but like, I feel like people and like lower you those
They don't really work together enough as much as you could like you might not have the best aim
But you'd be surprised if you work it with someone like how much easier the game comes like yeah
You might be worse than someone but if you like I don't know like do a crossfire
Like have one guy over there in front of me and then me over here
Like the guy might kill one of them
But if you're both aiming at this direction and you just like my bad
I think you can spell it or whatever you just gonna swing and then wait what they change at least whatever you're gonna come
Is this don't try to do too much and don't be a hero
power numbers high to seek and
communication
If you do those you're actually gonna be so sick as a player
Oh, I didn't see but good coms is crazy like in like good examples when you're playing hide and seek is say
say you let somebody run by tell them you let them run by like those types of
things are super helpful to your teammates okay they're in B but also like
they're really in B and I'm just trying to hide them and then you could
potentially be a good target for your teammate as well when you run it together
Oh god, these pinmen? You used to make this pinmen real toxic.
They don't like about everyone go
It's recovering it's recovering it's coming back in a big way
It's always the people that juice that speak the loudest you know what I mean this guy's been knocked willing all night
Watch man. Do you have a good time? God damn is that a game?
It's definitely one of the games of all time for sure. I like it. I like it wait were you sponsored?
No, I just want to ask me that when I play over watch
What I'm playing it for fun
What the hell?
People are playing it again.
People are saying it's got the juice right now.
It's fun.
Look at my FPS.
We got a cat with a rocket.
It's a rocket pack.
Oh yeah, we still back.
Alright.
Captains?
Yeah
I'm still here, by the way.
Oh, that's all right.
Everybody say something you hate about John.
I'm not even going to start.
Unconditionally.
That he always leaves?
Guys, it's me! Come on!
Hey, it's me!
You're paying for that?
Peter?
No, he's doing the venue thing today, right?
Intel I know it's not working on my computer
So we know it doesn't work
Like it can't I install it and then it like
I have a friend but you don't stream a lot
He's a nice guy and he loves to play. He's pretty, he's pretty good.
Nice guy and loves to play. He's a very sweet person and loves to play.
Yes, and have a nice time. But what if he doesn't listen to my calls and I'm not going to call him off?
Oh, he will listen. No, he will, he will listen. He is, because he taught me how to play Counter-Strike.
I'm lying and I'm saying this is my first time ever playing so I don't know what I'm saying right now.
I still suck. But he taught me how to play. So, he's very nice.
But it comes to see us.
You know you're hyping him up. Let's bring him in here
Later love you learn anything sweet. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah.
For us smoking fucking weed in the back of the classroom, dude.
What the?
Who smoked how mid?
Who did that?
Me.
Why?
It made it so I couldn't practice my shots.
I'm just trolling.
Oh, you're a model.
I'm trying to learn the dog slide.
Hi and welcome to weird and unusual places in Counter-Strike maps.
This is inferno. And this looks like some sort of square that went through some sort of attack of some kind.
She loves counter-shark!
Shares are unevenly distributed.
So we're like, they're tables knocked down.
And an interesting mysterious statue lays right in the middle.
No plaque and no memorabilia.
Here's a close look at his face.
Perhaps a reference to an ancient Greek conqueror.
Oh.
Around here is a bicycle, also on its side, and a menu.
They've got horses too.
menu says seven fifty four
uh... what about that horse racing
capris is seven dollars with the
tenno de colomori nine dollars
long as it can for eight
i don't know i never played it
yeah i would like to know that they are not a lot of the game
when i'm not enough money
must really love it
i think the way you beat the game is quitting it i'm not going to lie
It's one of the best games I've ever played.
What are you being serious?
It's so fun.
What about it?
It's like you just get so into it
and you get to train your horse girls.
It's like Tamagotchi.
But they're like women?
Yeah, but they're half horse, half women.
And it means a lot to them.
And then if they win, they put on a concert.
And they sing.
It's cool. It's cool. It's sound really bad, but it sounds it's awesome. You should definitely play
If they win the grand tournament, yeah, and they all have different stats like this
Goldship sorry gold ship
It's just a really fun
Okay, my friends come but he just woke up. I call it. He was in bed
He's
He's a living gamer like a professional game. Well, he doesn't stream anymore, but he's a stay-at-home son
So he's on game anytime son. Yes
Rose locked in so what's his premiere rank?
What's his premiere rank? He only has a isn't play for Mary. He only has all to play with me
the mind's not good he's fine he's fine he's a nice yeah I think we need me a
problem the same team no I feel he played face it back in the day but not
anymore he's not that you guys are freaking out cuz I'm like but it's not
like crazy
We can't have anyone disrupting this 10 man in the skill level in here, right Squeaks?
Yes sir!
He's like a Squeaks. He's like a Squeaks.
That was awesome.
Squeaks is the same!
Yeah, I think Squeaks is great.
That's my teammate.
That's him, man. You guys already...
Son and I are forming a face-to-team that's going to win the major.
Yup.
Like just YouTube or like...
Yeah, yeah.
We're recruiting.
Yeah, we're gonna be doing tryouts. Oh
I don't want to leak anything
Yeah
Should we play
All right, yeah
I think so too
Okay, so Ray messes up last time. Don't say the number out loud Leslie. Okay, what number?
Just pick a number
Now, is it me and Sam, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna pick eight.
Sam, what's your number?
Seven.
What's your number?
Seven.
Wow.
You want first?
Oh.
I got my teammate.
Let's fucking go.
That is crazy.
All right, all right.
So I'm picking...
I gotta pull this one.
I'm gonna leave the server.
That was the howl, I don't know how you just pitched.
It's a profession, it's a very emerging profession.
It is, some even call me a princess even.
I've been told that.
Oh hello princess.
Oh thank you.
Oh, thank you.
I don't think I had her as well, then.
Ooh, the duo.
Synergy, smart, smart, smart.
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
I would get Leslie and Bacon.
Whoa.
Wait, you guys see that?
Anybody can get back here.
I love me some Bacon.
Oh, what?
Oh, Leslie.
That's right.
All right.
Hey, come on.
I picked you first, sir.
Like you should play it cool.
Thank you.
You know, they're calm.
It's all right.
All right.
Then I got Dacken and then give me Tina.
Really?
Ah!
OK, OK.
I'm going to beat you.
OK, OK, OK.
Last pick.
I was first.
She's not breaking out.
I'm excited.
You're going to love it, Tina.
Please.
You're causing me to be mad.
I'm not going to be mad.
You're causing me to be mad.
I'm not going to be mad.
Yeah, this is good.
Eric, you're good, bro.
You're good, bro
So you guys are getting hot
Bootnick
I wonder if you want to play it.
Yeah, I'm bad but we should.
Let's go Dust2.
No.
What's wrong with you?
The classic.
Let's go Vertigo.
Do you want me to give you a smile?
No.
Let's go Milage.
What?
Ooh.
Read the book.
Milage.
You guys can play.
I'm done forever, honestly.
This is my first time playing.
There's no way I'm going to play.
Yeah, I'm bad, but we should.
Let's go Dust2.
My person
No, that's stay at home guys, I didn't say it right did I leak?
Oh my god, we're ready
But how could I have leaked no, no, I didn't
It doesn't you know, I am not going
Oh
You leak it you leak so quickly, but they slowed it down they enhanced
Hey, they can watch though
Okay, we'll use me at the mouth, I'll be back in a minute.
Haha, just slow it down to 0.25.
Okay, T9?
On the same team?
On the same team, bro!
And then he typed in the numbers to just type that, it's so fucking weird.
That is so bizarre.
Bro, you're slipping.
Wait, what? So I'm hitting you.
Okay, I'm back, sorry I didn't.
Come back
You got it cuz okay, we were talking about that where you like holding your pee
Yeah, no don't stop doing it cuz I got a bladder infection from it cuz I didn't go between
playing games
That's good to do sometimes you got to train your bladder
You got to be able to hold it sometimes
Yeah, yeah, well then what's the equilibrium like what equation
I
Think it's bladder volume over amount of caffeine drinking divided by liquid consumption
Yeah, so you know pedadast right yeah
The P stands for P obviously the E stands for equidistant ratio of the bladder
Let's do more I'm saying for my god. I have to pee
I
Rise
What's that? Oh, we nothing forgot. Okay. Oh, yeah
That's an IP and chat it don't leave in chat don't make it
I
Could see form just go to them
Are you shadow I am shadow
Oh my god, I do not click it like you guys do not click on my profile picture. I already click that wait the head
It's just some fan art of shadow the hedgehog and it may be from a certain angle that
Sonic 3 is like one of the best
100% agree. Is that what that picture's from? Yes.
Well, no. The whole trilogy is good, honestly.
It is! It is! I think Jim Carrey is saying he doesn't do any of his jobs.
Yeah, he's the bad endist. He carries him and Ben Schwartz, right?
They're good. Yeah. Dude, you've got to watch it with the subwoofer.
Sonic 3 is good. And she rewards. Yeah, he's Sonic, Arnold.
No. Unfortunately.
Almost the opposite.
Ah, damn.
Okay, are we ready?
Oh!
You're so ready, Brani. What the heck?
Brani's fragging out. I'm scared, bro.
Brani took my off. Stay scared.
Stay scared.
I don't know where this is taking us.
Just give her a nade and a molly and we'll be fine.
Nope.
Let's get up.
I'm really trying to do that, uh...
Yeah.
What does he told you guys?
Skate around.
Counter straight.
Well, they got it.
Thank you.
That's my teammate.
Yeah, I guess.
I guess.
Are we as everybody here?
Who's not here?
There we go.
R?
are
10 minutes
whoever loses my friend
loses their side choice obviously but they also have to leave the channel
so everyone has to leave
I have a question
go away go away
I'll bet
what's the one the fat health is
right right
I don't know I only think
I don't know
I'll give my first template
Okay
Okay, we'll take CT please
I'm sorry about the double-silent thing, but I promise you I did.
I know, I know. I bet you they go B contact. He's quiet. So true, so true.
I'm just, I'm picking it. They'd be contact. They're coming in. Wow, call it.
Some are like, oh. Nice. Bring boss down.
there should be love from night maybe
One bench.
Bench on site.
Uh, one bench?
Oh, last one on site.
Oh.
Nice.
Whoa!
Radu smart.
Let's go, Big Papa!
Wow, he's so good, your honor!
Let's work and go!
What do you think, big poppies?
Me!
That's my team mate! That's my team mate!
What?
That's probably my pop-pop.
Nice, nice, nice. Okay.
Okay, should we buy up to MP9s here?
Yep.
MP7 is my go-to now.
I've made the switch.
Yeah, you can convert it.
one underpass yeah two minutes two minutes
let me guess it was flam top middle of the naked
Oh, cat, cat, cat!
Thank you, LG!
Good luck!
One more!
One down.
I'm on site.
Cat and B.
One cat, one.
Damn!
Well, God damn
Advice real quick. Yes, this is mostly for 10 men's only
You should try to play different spots because like I played against you like two times and you play
Shit move it around you'll be
Okay, you read
I'm in I'm in I'm in one cow
Two more mid, two more mid.
Watch your B split.
Yeah.
Should I stay B?
Yeah, I should, right?
For sure, for sure.
They re-smoke Connector.
Come up, come up.
Nice.
I'm watching you now.
Yes, I get it.
But you meant after this round?
After this round.
I'm switching it up.
Hahaha.
Well, you could play this sometimes, but I think it's mostly for like a 10 man thing.
Yeah, because they'll build for 3 and be like, oh, he's got a few.
Yeah.
There's not one there, there could be one.
I
Okay, nothing taught me that I saw but I hear him be a little bit
Yeah, they're pushing the food I'm blind
Oh
one. Yeah, one more.
Nice. Nice. I'll believe it.
Thank you, Chigimoto. Dapper. Thank you. Of course. Thank you. Thank you, Dapper. Wait,
Thank you
Honey, I love your passion. I love it
Great calm one of the best commerce I've ever heard
Hey
Watch your mid I kind of overwrote it I think
I'm just fucked up I can't go all over mid we can see cap from here is that smoke
I hear mid.
No, not yet.
Shlime?
One bot mid, they could be at that now.
I'm not watching nice.
Ooh, Rodney Jean.
Thank you.
Rodney.
Got one mid, he shot at me.
One under window, one under window.
That's one under window.
Rodney!
What a piece!
Good shit.
67. Thank you.
Can you steal beans?
I'm playing with LeBron James or whatever.
No movement, mate.
I call him LeB. Or LeB.
Give me up some, though.
Never mind.
It's, it's, uh...
I'm trying to think of a cute nickname!
Good luck, my pal.
The LeBron!
I don't think of a nickname, I'll just call him my goat.
We can go both cat maybe.
Okay.
I posted an Instagram story, uh, I like, unironically start posting on my Instagram.
I'm just smoking.
Nice.
Wait, what did I do?
Wait, can I get the alt charge?
What?
Guys, did my head a shooter or something?
I didn't do.
Oh, it's a shooter or a BTMate and they started shooting walls and I'm like, what the hell
is going on?
They just like one tap someone
Have you ever posted a thirst trap in your life dude people
Like thirst traps aren't a thing when I was young
Yeah, I missed your voice.
Ooh, drop.
What?
Okay.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, flam's hopping mid.
Oh, smoke.
Flash by.
There's smoke window.
Not mid.
Out mid.
Three mid.
The cat in me, and I'm just molting, I mean, stuff, they didn't catch me.
The cat in me and it's all in me. I mean, uh, they didn't get added me nothing nothing else. I'm starting
To to like to cat to a cat
Yeah, I hear cat. Yeah
Did they go up con?
One so men
Me and a calm calm calm
One more
No, I waive one's in sight and then to my connector
Nice
This guy could be anywhere
Yeah, it's been touched and done.
I love that song.
Thank you.
Uh, can I get a drop actually for a full bottle?
Of course, there you go.
I'd love that.
Thank you.
I love that when you call me big pop.
All right, excuse me.
Sorry, I think that's a song.
This is long, Leslie.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I remember it coming out of the gate wearing a straight dash.
Yeah, I love it when you call me pink pop.
I like the way you do it right there, right there.
That's fun.
I can feel really different from the other one.
Sorry, coming.
Touching behind you.
Nice.
One more ramp.
One Tetris.
One more ramp.
One last.
It's flam.
I'm not.
I'm maybe.
I'm not, I'm leaving.
He's too trashed.
You guys are better than him.
Just wing with confidence.
He's set up the run.
You walk out?
No, I can't walk.
No, he's not in it!
Runny!
I love it when you call me big papa.
You really don't know that?
Something's harder than gold.
No, I don't know. I know the right there song.
Biggie Small?
Ching.
Nope, Biggie.
I just got almonds in my throat.
Nope, Biggie.
Oh, W Molly.
W Molly there.
Oh, W Molly.
W Molly there.
Oh
They walked out palace
Okay. What are we doing?
Okay, we are. I think I'm going to
I'll go. I can be. Uh, one's
actually winnable.
Oh.
Oh! Uh, this round?
I mean, we'll just keep playing how we're playing. We're the fucking best team of all time.
Silent, have I been doing better about going cooler?
Yes, yes.
Thank you. I try to be a little bit more, like, spicy with my plays.
Adriana! Thank you.
Bacon? Bacon AFK?
Bacon? Is that you guys ploshing?
I
One flash me cat a ramp run me. I got native. I'm smoking cat one palace
Could be out a nothing be ups. I'm leaving
I think I hear cat
Talking behind you, sweetie.
Watch this. Nice.
W.
Bomb down the ramp.
Stay back in the mid-guide. Careful of B-flank.
Careful of B-flank.
Malling connector.
Watch our spawn.
He's kitchen. I mean, marker.
He's house.
I'm just killing whoever
I'm flashing top mid.
I'm flashing over mid now.
There's two more mid.
Yeah, one of them's here.
One's up.
One up.
That's...
Oh, it was Tina!
It was Tina!
Oh no!
It was Tina! Oh no! Tina killed me! She wants to take me!
Oh my god.
What the hell was that?
Nice.
Counter-terrorists win.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
What's Bluetooth?
I don't know.
It's a rectile dysfunction pill.
Yeah, you like eat it and it'll get you out of your capacity.
It locks you the fuck in for sex time yeah counter strike wait is it a is it like Viagra
Yeah, same thing, but it's like Viagra for millennials. I don't understand that
All right, where are we going? I'm swinging mid. We're the freestyle
Where the fuck we want to go? I think is the leader. I'm swinging me with them
I'm not swinging it
Oh my god, he's mad window.
I don't like this.
Where do we go?
A regroup with our A guy.
I got stuck.
I was gonna run it and hope for the best.
I got stuck, I thought I was gonna fire by.
I learned to line up, check this out.
Right.
Incredible.
That was good.
He's running.
Did he, did that hit you?
Oh, I don't know what to watch.
Ooh, running.
One marked point.
Ooh, wasn't that?
Open, I hear you.
I hear you, I hear you.
Hell no, they, no.
Oh, my neck.
Okay, money on back and view list.
True.
Okay, do we save, do we buy?
I'm scared for coming back.
We save.
Save, okay.
Vibes are great, you know.
I do love the vibes.
The vibes are always great.
Vibes are fantastic.
I'm gonna get an A-pick.
Yep.
I love when you lie to me one jungle one of the bomb. Yeah, I'm coming right now. I'm coming calm
Nut shops coming
Bacon's coming connector playing
Yeah, I'm really happy to be on the lens.
Why did flams start twerking?
Okay, good save everybody.
Okay, what's the plan?
Wait, Hootnick, you got the insta?
Maybe.
I'm I believe in you. I'm just running mid then
I'm gonna go under fast, fuck it
Toi-ka, toy cups, thank you for the prime
Where are we working up?
We're working mid-bass
I get it
W
One drop cat?
They double smoke there.
At least one.
Okay, maybe one.
Fuck, I should have killed him.
I'm going back to you.
Kazi, bad pacular! Thank you!
Hi, one cat hurt.
Okay, I'm going to plant.
Is that my E-Market?
I'm planting.
Oh, one on ice though.
I
Flashy market, that's usually my case. Oh, so I'm smoking market. Oh, he's so good
The saving he's doing it way you blow us a kiss
I'm too shy pretty no means all right
No, just a thought of it is gonna mean nervous
Oh
I like this
Guys we rule we are actually insane
I'm not afraid to say it we are goaded. Hmm. Yeah, we are goaded on the sauce
Wait, wait, is that a saying?
Goat it on the sauce.
It's not.
One firebox.
One HP.
OK.
We've got to do this.
I'm not.
My health is not looking good.
OK.
One CT, one connector.
I don't need it in there.
Can we please go to the back?
Wow, three up three.
I smell burnt toast.
It's not supposed to mean like...
Something really bad.
I am one.
What if my next door neighbor is just burning toast?
Is it your candle?
Oh yeah burnt toast can't
I'm scared why well you're better than them though I am I am we freaking you're so humble
that's why you're scared all right I'm freaking peeking with a scout mid Roger that smoke
I'm picking up your big window.
Thank you so much.
Check it.
Oh, I'm blind.
Flash behind you.
It's high noon.
One's running out, Kat.
Yeah.
I really don't want to get in your crossfire.
I'm picking window.
I'm holding with you.
I'm looking at her and cat.
Draw!
I'm looking.
I don't know.
They might have walked the apps.
Streamstepping?
From one jungle.
They may have a patient.
Hold cat for a bit.
One close.
Close com.
They probably...
Close left.
Oh
Draw hiding Tina kitten. Yeah
He's like wait for them to push us like they'll just come to you like they're gonna they're gonna impatient so so I'm scared
I'm patient. Yeah, I'm gonna push us rush be
Russia be and someone's on your smoke
And someone do just anywhere just for me
What are you smoking?
I'm just smoking a window.
Okay, I'm going to door.
Hey, we have a smoke buddy.
Someone is going to the parking.
Yeah, we have no way.
We don't have smokes.
Sorry.
Okay.
Allow me. One cat.
We have to jump out.
He's on the back.
Nice.
One with market.
Mark it here
Mark it window, mark the door
Mark it window dead
No, they're both same HP
Why don't you shoot them both there?
I can mark it, I can
It's walk, walk, walk
Nice
Double you, double you
I
Can the stressful
For this brawny, oh, I do the stresses it makes me feel alive
All right, I'm smoking connect it
When it was not smoke
One con triple
Peeking bench bench
Nading
Is that it?
Maybe
One connector
One CT smoked off
Oh stairs!
Nice
One CT
Can you try to plant?
One CT, one CT
I thought it was flog, sorry I just spit all over it, I thought it was flog.
Oh smart
I can drop pistols
Yeah, let's buy enough for next
I was supposed to be coming back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, then I'll lay take med.
What the hell?
Yeah, I have a flash.
You want me to flash up or not?
I don't know.
I'm gonna molly.
What? What? What?
I'm going to molly.
It's work.
You're close, right?
He was out.
Oh, sorry, man.
I should have.
Oh, you're OK.
No, no, no.
Oh!
I won't tell him.
I'm still safe.
One cat, one cat, one cat.
Can I play?
On the corner in the corner. I didn't play in the corner. Oh good
Nice save round, I got you think of using man
I
Know a smoke
I know ticket time she can throw a ticket. I can do jungle stairs
Actually smoke right there
How we want to throw
I can drop stairs and let's throw them in 3, 2, 1, BOOM!
Ok, time when to push.
Flashing out, come on now.
One's right there, uh, uh, Tetris.
Oh, one's to-
Who missed there?
Guys, it's him.
Care, care.
There.
Main default.
He's triple, triple, triple!
One's coming.
So it's maybe?
Yep
Where did he go?
One
Two
Last guy is CT
2k 2k 2k
Still 2k
Hiding in the corner of 2k
Yep
Get right there
I'm talking down
That's one, that's one
It's one to your left here
I'm trying to box
I don't have the bomb
I wrapped him up.
One versus one.
Bootenick versus Shadow.
Creepin' around, perhaps.
He's hurt.
Nice!
I flipped it a little.
You just...
Yeah!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
E-G.
I was getting scary.
That was getting really scary.
The comeback was crazy.
I smell a burnt toast.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
That's, isn't that a sign of a stroke or something?
But at my...
Unless somebody's making toast.
I'm curious, should I check? Maybe my wife is making toast.
Yeah, you should check.
I'll be fine.
Is that what you think? Like you're scaring me?
I could never smell toast of it.
Hey!
So, what's your name, Ronnie?
Ronnie.
What?
That 1D that you just hit on me when I was cat?
When I was...
Oh, my God.
Thanks so much.
I actually thought Simon could beat me and just rip my head off.
I'm going to be honest with you, I watched her a few rounds, I think she's cheating.
A couple of them I felt there was aim by. It was those coaching sessions.
I told you Blum.
You should have seen it on CT. There was a round where she was just staring at a wall.
She shot once at it and then I'm like, wait, what's going on here?
I think she might be cheating. She turns and just one tap someone.
I'm gonna tap back in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see
The stream's living
You just like the pool. Oh, yeah
No bikini bottom
or dust or nuke or...
I'm in front of...
What's that like map that's really grassy and green?
Ancient, ancient!
Let's go, let's go!
Oh cobblestone!
Do we have cobblestone on this one?
Ancient, ancient!
Oh my god, I love cobblestone.
Like a Minecraft theme map?
That'd be cute, no?
It's like a custom. I'm gonna be fine
I'm saying in the future. Let's just do dust like people everybody's familiar with us, right?
is you
No, I hate this I hate
No, I just didn't I still have PTSD. I don't want to play Eric on this too. I'm just gonna be you guys
Well, you want to play me on Nick instead? Oh, wait, that's what I meant. That's what I meant. That's what I meant
Sorry, I'll play anything
I'll be a chat. Wait, so LG would be on bikini bottom or not
Wait, we have to hurry up our sponsor at nine
I mean so you get money money
Yeah
You taking us out yes all of you
But bring your own
Wow. I miss you, brawny. I miss you too, teensa. Oh, we're doing the same teams?
Oh, yeah. I think that's interesting. Oh, no. What are you trying to say? No, I'm just
saying that's interesting. I'm taking that's an interesting choice. I'm taking my special
I don't think my special effects are done yet.
Oh no, it's over.
Yeah, it's over.
Oh my god.
We're ready.
Art?
Art, art.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Josh Mirage, huh?
We really that squad aren't.
Wait, Speaks, is this true?
Bad guy.
Yeah, he's a bad guy.
Oh, sorry.
How did I hit you?
You're behind me!
What is going on? Why are you guys shooting at me?
SICK'EM! SICK'EM!
Wait out, I got teammates!
Alright, alright!
Oh my god!
Absolutely alone!
Oh my god!
It's your team!
Hey, he got me!
What do you think you are?
Prefer TN, right, Todd?
I'm the bottom floor.
Get out of here!
Let's just try to crunch this guy, I'll go suicide.
There's a running in lower all the way?
To picking it.
I could be in the door, careful.
I'm still picking it.
I can flash over if we're feeling naughty.
Nice man.
We're on the right, on the spawn.
It's got Kat.
Got Kat, we're gonna connect maybe with Squeaks.
then let's go be cool i'm picking it i'm picking it go be go be the mid guy where it's at today
mid guy spotted me in mid they two mid two mid and one a you guys want to come in yeah one
boost i'm coming up with you that's gonna stay flat for one a okay yeah maybe your fake b then
i'm dinked oh four the cheater he's cheating oh it's the cheater
I
It's brunet shooting
Let's save
Save yeah
So you're not sometimes you save and sometimes you don't why do you save sometimes and why don't you sometimes?
Well, if we don't get bombed down like if we had bombed down
we'd be able to get Belialas and stuff but now we can I can't get shit it's
also depends on like loss bonus if we let lose a certain amount in a row and
we get like money no matter what
what she made oh my
oh let's go along dig dig dig fuck me
dude dude dude
three three three they're coming for you brawny they're coming for you
I saw his legs.
He has a little feet.
Oh yeah, sure.
Are they going to kill me from behind?
Perhaps.
Oh god, they spotted their prey.
Oh, they're going to knife you.
Oh no.
Don't put yourself in the corner.
Oh, hell.
No!
Oh!
400 and skewered.
It's classic.
Come on.
I can smoke double doors,
mid if someone drops me a smoke.
Yeah.
If you guys want, unless you guys want to go B side.
We're all smoked it, so I can't do it anymore.
Oh, you got it, OK.
Smoke.
You can just hold on to this though.
Is it going to be?
They double flash long, they smoke long.
MP9 on the T, still.
They granaded long.
One cat.
They can flash a cat, maybe?
Yeah, go for it.
One right side mid.
They dead.
One more, one more, one more, no.
No, no, no.
Long, long.
Okay, let me run.
Freak, man.
Okay, there was one guy there, by the way.
Just let me that thing.
Are you sure?
Okay, he's getting on site.
Okay.
He's caught.
I'm gonna go here and mark.
Now we can.
Ready to go plant, the corner here.
I like the 360. Thanks. Okay, I have an idea.
Let's rush B. Uh, wait, fuck. Do you want to take a long spawn, Simon? Is that a good
long spawn? I think I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Do it. I'll flash you over. Wait, we're saving. Saving. Saving. Saving. Okay, rush B. No,
no, no. We're going long, long, long, long, long. Okay. We're going to just
get a long pick and then we might reset. Okay. Do you want me to smoke across?
Not yet. No, no, no. Save your smoke.
Oh my god, he's so good and handsome.
It's all good. Uh...
Every time you say it's all good, it's never all good.
No, it is all good.
I'll smoke mid, like double doors, and then I'm going to flash someone up cat from mid.
I'm going to molly it first so they just stop their peek.
Okay.
Okay, you're going to have to go cat them, Brony, because I can't.
Okay, I'm going to...
Oh, he's up the cat, the molly's bad.
Oh
No, he wasn't Bob in one cat I can try to block you brony you ready. Yeah, wait for it to pop
Okay, I'm gonna smoke on cat
I'm thinking maybe he might be lower
He's doing longer though
Cat
I'm sure you're pretty long
Not one, eh?
Okay, so maybe...
One more cat
Two are a cat, two are a cat, actually
Good thing they smoke
I need this.
I'm going to use my weapon.
Here.
Cat.
He's going to peek me, he's going to go cat.
Nice game.
Nice.
Hmm
Great round great round
Yeah, I can drop
Perfect you guys want to rush me
Yeah, maybe up knife out knife out knife out take your sponge
I'll make laps, we'll go
Inside, inside
Oh
I'm sorry
Nice, good job
I'm right side here, I'm finally in the bomb
I'm right side B
I made a close holding window here is no door only
I'm on his last I know maybe yeah lower oh he's been a bit of no
One shot are you sure yeah
I
Got five times in the body
Aim for the legs though, I didn't know the legs
We're doing great. Oh, I dropped an AK for you, brownie. Oh, thank you so much squeak
Becomes one opening it
Oh
Hopping hopping. I'm sorry. That's an M4. Holy shit
What's outside beam and one spawn there are rotating trees. Oh a shot
Oh my god
I need to pack guys, they're gonna, he's low.
Cat and mid doors.
Do you smell toast?
They think we're going to be.
So we should run a day.
Yes.
Fuck.
Runnyyy.
Stop it.
Fucking flank.
All the trys.
Okay.
Fuck
I know right you saw that yeah, you should have died my spray was pretty good
Do you know like the Molly
Yeah, it's too high
Do you guys have a mid-door molly? The one to stop the lower push?
I'm mollying it
I think push mid
I can flash you up, cat
Flashin' ready?
No, I believe
nice I'm trying to get a gun fat
one CT
no he's under here
one's up
and one B outside of the B
one ramp one ramp
I threw
off his ramp off his ramp
red boss is on ramp
yeah
got it for tunnels
gobblin no
TRIZURA TOPS
think we're the tier one gonna be wrong I don't know where the second is you
flush me door yeah I'm five sessions yeah I'm a flash above you
three, yep, three, four.
Nothing, one's left.
Eight, would be...
Oh, I got it.
Yeah.
Oh, this is toxic.
You can hear the m-
Yeah, you can.
There we go.
Um, I don't like that.
We're coming back slowly but surely slowly but surely now what's the plan you guys got money can you get it by
No worries if not. Oh, yeah, I can buy a scout. I don't know roleplayer can drop. Can't buy a roleplayer. Can I get? Oh, yeah
Yeah, wait. Oh, it's going to drop me. Thanks, Alan. That's my bad. Don't that's actually someone else's gun
Maybe one or me don't work
You got the guy yeah
There was that it was there from
Okay, I don't know
Anyone on up
I got you, man. I'm gonna
I just called you by your real play name from now. How would you cringe? Yes, absolutely
He's upper, upper, upper, upper!
Go away, go away!
None of you mid-range or utility at all, that was great guys.
I'm gonna stick it up.
Hey, stay by that guns, maybe. He's gonna go for the gun though.
Thank you for cap.
Wait, what? It's A?
Yep.
I'm gonna go for the gun though.
Wait, what? It's A?
Yep.
I'm watching greatness.
He is okay.
Okay, so what's the best way to play this?
Mollika.
Closer to the box.
This box.
Yeah, keep walking up to it.
Where is he?
When you jump up?
Yeah, yeah.
Now you hide there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, crotch, crotch, crotch, crotch is above you.
If he's going for it, he's going to be above you.
I think he's saving.
Oh, we planted!
Yeah.
Oh, this is a way better situation.
Oh my god, I was like, dude, we gotta defuse.
We're hitting a dodge.
Fucking hell, why am I not going up right now?
I mean, I'm getting more aggressive when we gotta defuse this game.
Actually, we won that shit.
We won that shit.
Let's fucking go.
When you were going up B, and you're like, wait, it's A.
Oh, it's A?
Yeah.
I was like, does she think that they'd find it?
I'm like, nah, there's no way.
I
Yeah, we were
I'm playing like ass is what happened.
Hey, no, I fell.
I fell, I fell.
Were you partying like you had the clues?
Yeah, last night it was crazy.
The cops pulled me over and they were like talking to us,
shut the whole club down, it was scary stuff.
Cut the tail, man.
Cut the clip of the blurb, man.
How are we buying?
Oh, it is?
Big papa is not locked in it.
I'm not locked.
Damn, all right.
Yeah
Sheldon it can you please I'm not out
I
Okay going be going be I think I literally
Almost a hundred percent. I've smoked for door. Just made the door. Just trade me gun out
smoke nice try honestly I'm not the teeth I've been lifting weights sorry April
April foods guys my name is Leslie okay we're not role-playing I was simply
saying flippy because you know flippy sounds well I guess it is wait I'm
actually super down to a role play around like we're counter terrorists who's the
start don't say I'm crashing out don't
April's crossing out I don't say I'm crashing out so you accept the denying
you're one of us this is the easier side yeah suppressing fire lower tunnels
or wait they don't call that one lower watch or be I'm in B and maybe I've
got there no no no I'm saying oh they're gonna be here
Oh, I got you.
Beep beep beep beep.
Oh, he deletes me.
Oh!
I died.
That's my death sound.
I didn't moan I died.
Is that worth?
I'm dead.
I try.
Wad.
How many toddlers do you guys think
you could take in a wrestling cage?
At least 10.
weapon. You got your two fists. No, you are you. You are the weapon. I am the weapon.
You are the weapon. Um, well, it depends. Depends on the toddler. Hmm. Is it a tough toddler?
like an average toddler. One suicide. Nice. Nice. I'm going to push through up the
I think they're in a cat.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
They're coming up cat.
Four.
I think they're in a mess.
I'm trying to get kills.
There's a...
They're pushing CT.
Bomb has been destroyed.
What's the plan?
try to get guns
I
Just so why did we pick this map? There's a good map. Oh
Fine. I'm just I'm so doodling on it. I think
everyone's so good on it you know you're right I hate this but fuck this map
actually you're right no you guys don't have to conform it's fine like it's okay
oh I'm conforming car all I hate no no no I like it but like everyone just
so good on it you could be everyone nothing nothing rushing B rushing B
Scattered first guy.
Nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh, they are running and gunning.
You have numbers.
Okay, I got mine.
Both of them.
I got mine.
Yes, dude.
Let's fucking go.
I don't know what it is.
Do you guys ever get lagged?
Yes, please.
Okay, your PS?
Yeah, I get a PS lag sometimes, especially on the stream.
Weird.
Oh, the battery.
Oh, I did a flash.
what the fuck is that smoke is that my smoke fall back just bring to the
I know that's their smoke, oh yeah, oh no I don't think so
That's their corner smoke
Did we shoot through that, did we shoot through that?
Oh, flash it again
Flash, keep it blind, I'll shoot through that
Ramp, ramp, ramp!
Oh my god, the timing
You win this.
I'm going to play a pat.
What do we do, Silent?
Do we shoot force?
They're starting to shoot force.
He is a bro.
But yeah, maybe like play off that.
Maybe a couple of us go up that.
Like that.
Just give up long, don't even fight it.
This isn't the kill house anymore. This is real life
It's like the explosive they must have a look at now
Flash in the house
Sorry flashed you
I'm giving the job
He made one Xbox one cat
I've got nothing yet
He's on the right in the right
They got a kill in the wash.
Nice.
Three out, three up, got them.
They're great, they're on thin.
They're on thin.
Together.
Together, we are strong.
Nice.
We did it, this is why you're my fucking teammate.
That's what I'm talking about beautiful teamwork
I'm so stupid long
I shouldn't let I should if you want to fight long I'm going to fuck you in three seconds
One more thing
I'm coming from my mouth jump 1v1
You know it's funny the play that you just did it would have been so good if you don't
run and give him this honkyu.
He was on the way to load the out.
Oh really?
That was really good we did.
Well I was waiting for his gun to bolt to run out and then I went out and then I
was like oh shit but then I realized he heard me start running back and then he
reloaded and then wait so what was the play?
I can do that smoke the whole time.
Why do you know he's not focused on you?
Long flash.
That's gonna be, that's gonna be.
Along, along I think.
They're smoking across.
Breaking across.
I have bomb, yep, they're on, but one goose, one round, last guy inside, time,
Hey!
Ming!
Throwing is grenade!
Throwing fire!
My new word!
Good try!
Envy, Envy!
Close!
Did I just tank that need?
Yeah...
I'm gonna keep up using lung.
Yeah.
Let's move on.
Nothing.
be careful of you
nice flashing for the right
no
inside one god window i can leave you flash you
You're good. You made it for her. Wow. What a push. You guys played that perfectly.
Can you hear me? Yeah. Squeaks. That was a great hold. So on me. Thank you. I should
around more than I was a great hold for on me I'm gonna be I don't say goosh
One snorer snide. I don't like that
one dark spot
i got one long
last one man dark spot
last one
let's go back to the squad now
it's flam
goes be yes you just care for it the scout he's got any response though I'm scared
for you yeah the right idea with smoke you have the right click it there I know
I panicked
You made me panic with you
That's all the emotion you found
Oh my god, I just went so stupid too mad. He's so good to me. It's my fault. I thought I killed him chat. Oh my god
It's so embarrassing. Okay, I mean it
They're gonna either go up mid or run up gah.
They're on mid, they're on mid, they're on mid.
I distracted them.
I was mid.
Ok.
Ok, Kana, Kana, Kana.
Is that a deep wall?
One scout, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy, it's fucking me up.
Ok.
One lower ton.
I'm like no long to scout.
I'm like no long to go
Are they not gonna go be?
I'm not hearing under
Am I stupid? Do I not hear B?
On B, on B
There be, there be, there be
You can scout the cross-cars
I could be larking
Skies we win
Nice.
And then one's at the box, and the box is next to the tunnel.
Where?
One.
On the box.
Oh, it's car box.
Car box.
Nice.
Andy.
Fuck.
Dude.
We're gonna have to settle this with a Bio3, guys.
Oh, what?
Bio3.
I have a sponsor, so.
Oh, man, but I'll be free after.
OK, maybe I'll make it a similar skill.
Anybody know any seven K?
Yeah. Seven K player.
Yeah, you guys have to know seven K players.
Was it seven K?
And we need somebody to fill first week.
Yeah.
I
Guess having earlier April god is like mad or something April fools. She's so mad at me
What do you do
I got her killed I got her killed I started smoke something and then she died
I know, I know, I got blamed in my dead.
Guys, it was valid, it was valid.
That was such a good game.
Unfortunately, I have to, I have to go.
You're leaving, oh, oh.
We will miss you so much.
He's gonna make so much money.
You're tapping my head.
The first time you make contact, I will miss it.
If you guys are playing in after two hours, I'd love to play again though if you need one.
in after we're going all night long okay I'll be back I'm just joking I'm not joking I'm not
joking I'm not joking I gotta wake up at 3 am tomorrow full wall I'm a humble post streaming
farmer thank you oh good man good man all right later guys bye later bye wait so is
It's only squeak-sleaving.
of
Hi.
That was fun.
Dude, I love 10 minutes.
I'm so happy people are playing.
Hi.
2 minutes, smile, smile.
I have to go to the bathroom, okay?
BRB, 2 seconds.
I'll leave you with this.
I
It's Harnoone.
I knew that.
Hey!
Any boys, thank you.
Green paint, these little thousand bits.
What is the ad?
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Dude, my hair, it's all standing off!
Jesus, what the hell is happening?
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why is it doing that wait I didn't get hit by lightning why is it standing up
like that oh my god that's so embarrassing
All right guys, do I look cool like this?
Is this sponsored to be cool of me starting a segment like this?
What the flip is up guys?
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All right
Welcome to the Awakener Trials. Let's check out the rules first.
Supply Pickup. Collect supplies within the arena to strengthen yourself and eliminate opponents.
Even if defeated, you have a second chance as long as the Respawn device is active.
The pill blight spreads over time and the safe zone gradually shrinks.
Awakeners outside the safe zone will continuously lose HP.
Oh, please I'm a pro already I think.
You're only Magnetite one.
Hey!
Don't make fun.
You can play it right now.
Actually, it's a quick bait trigger in the chat.
I'm here to light up the world!
When we lift our sails, a new star shines on the sea!
At your command.
I'm ready for action.
Support?
As the entity, however I at your command.
The Temp- the Tempest Ellen- oh, I should be reading.
The Cantious DMR support single- oh, I'm too slow to read it!
Whoa.
Oh, wait!
I'll turn it down just a hair.
Sorry for saying here.
Uh, jump!
Wait, are my teammates gonna be like...
They're gonna get mad at me because I'm new, right?
Oh
Was it on open mic you're lying
Lol
I hear I hear
I'm reloading
oh no I'm genuinely good I'm genuinely good why don't you believe me higher tier
already equipped. Oh where's my... Press M. Oh so this is like the circle. Okay. I need
ammo. I should do a better job of looting.
Awakeners can pick up supply points in the trial and spend them at...
Wait! Wait for me!
X. Firestorm ready.
Firestorm ready.
I'm coming.
I still have ammo.
That's so sad.
Oh, oh.
Let's freaking go.
Get in.
Get in, get in, get in, get in.
I'm leaving you.
Bye!
Oh, it flies?
They fly now!
Where's the time? Oh, 227. It shrinks soon.
Okay
Wait one of my teammates already died
Uptraps create upset up traps exist in the the rifts of the arena, okay
Just
Can we not?
Eliminated.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, she's grieving!
Hey!
How do I get out of my car?
F.
Oh, backpack 2.
Is this better than mine?
circle. How many players are left? 24 squads left.
Oh, no.
Bullets!
Oh, no.
I'm reloading
They alert I'm reloading
Oh
Warning the pale blight is spreading
What?
Are you shooting the butts?
I'm not!
Confirming kills, sir.
We should find another car.
I wanna kill more, more, like,
Mirage Dancer just killed
Is that my teammate no my teammate is loafing no
Explorer died
Explorer add a goodo
Wait, that's so embarrassing what if I don't get top what if I don't get like top kills
Oh, let's try this
Oh my ult!
Okay, cool.
You wasted.
Your ult turns you into a living weapon.
Don't make me laugh.
It turns you into a living weapon.
Okay, I'm down to re-queue, actually.
Kira!
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, no worries.
It works perfectly.
Um, okay, I don't, let's see.
Let's do, oh we have to, I want to try the Awakener Trials Arena.
Oh, I think, I think I'm going to do Solos in the Trials.
I don't play well with others.
I love you, Squeaks.
Aw, that's so nice.
Thanks.
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You're going to play this offline?
Thank you, Mr. Blue.
I'm here to light up the world.
Alright, let's try someone new.
I'm ready for action.
Oh, wait, recon?
I should have done recon.
cute
oh let's do open mic
why not
Use supply points at enhancement room to enhance your weapons.
Oh.
Guys, try state trigger now.
I can't find state trigger.
Okay.
I'll handle the landing.
Left alt to free look.
Oh, wait, my mic is on.
Oh.
Oh, but no one's in my squad, so we're fine.
We're alone.
Jump!
Jump
Updraft oh, this is the updraft. Oh
I saw these all across the land last time
use
what's up draft
picked up a helmet no gun this is really bad news
oh ask and you shall receive
Watch out! Our operation was a success!
Reloading! Cover me!
What is this?
Supply beacon.
Oh wait, this is what's in my back.
Wait! No! No!
I'm sorry!
I used it!
Ohhhh!
Oh, whoa, that takes a while to freaking scope.
I don't know if I like it.
Oh, it's a shoddy.
Okay, wait, let's see.
Shoddy's probably going to be meta.
It's going to be shoddy plus a long range weapon.
I'm in the circle awakeners can pick supply was in the trunks
Oh
This looks awesome squeaks, where can I play it? I should point fake trigger hit the link. There's also a panel down below
Oh
Oh, caps, switches and shoulder.
M-O.
This looks fun.
Might get my family to try this out if I ever get one of my own, as opposed to what?
Sorry.
She didn't even check her out.
As opposed to what?
Like one that you watch?
What are you talking about?
I'll play with my family if I ever get one of my own you can't borrow a family
no you can't there's no there's no blockbuster of her families I'm pretty
sure you can rent a family how do I put my family up for renting
Why? Why? I'm wondering. Is it possible?
I'm just kidding.
Obviously, I'm joking. I'm joking.
Oh, Ammo in the bathroom. Classic.
It's all jokes.
If you press X, you can become a living weapon.
What's better?
Or...
I don't like words.
Become a living weapon.
This is a waste of a cast.
I'll lead the way.
Oh, it creates an updraft.
Oh, holy moly.
Oh, this is cool.
Wait, this is so, this is like way better
than my last character's ult.
I wish I could have been fine with you, dear Clay.
What's up, draft?
Okay, green bean.
Every single time is a little excessive.
Oh, I want to go in the circle.
I guess you could say I have pwned.
Yeah, I have pwned.
I think Fate Trigger probably chose me specifically to sponsor because they know I'm just so naturally
good at games.
Actually, this one's kind of rough.
This is my monolith LMG.
That's right, rear-guard LMG?
Maybe not, maybe not, maybe it ain't, uh, it's so rifle.
Reloading, enemy. The peeled light is spreading.
You know what I don't like about it?
I actually don't, the 3x scope, that's why I don't like it.
Okay.
Chat, which one's better?
Reloading. Cover me.
Probably this.
Oh, hello.
Yeah, nice try, buddy.
Oh, it auto-loots the better loot.
Wait, okay.
I know I'm in a sponsor.
But that's genuinely a great idea.
This is a good idea, devs, in chat.
To auto-loot the better loot.
Insufficient supply points.
Craft random, Gamba.
me too! Yippee!
Why don't more games do that?
Just pick up the better loot.
I don't want to go through everything.
I'm going to miss it.
And then the chat will spam question marks.
Chat will just spam blind.
Yeah, right from that range
Yeah, I'm cheating
Wait, how do I tab how do I use my
Shhh.
Monka, Monka, Monka, Monka, Monka, Monka, Monka.
How do I use?
Use.
I hope it lands somewhere near us
Reloading cover me wait I low key poem
Fly fly
I
Stage to countdown is about to begin. Oh, let's just go to the circle
Oh, that's the supply drop
I'm too cowardly I'm too way too cowardly
Let me know if you guys see anyone. Just uh, alert me, okay? Because it's hard for me. It's hard.
No, not me. Anybody besides me.
Wait, I have five kills? I got a poem.
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I was close.
You better run!
The shots are coming from behind me.
Wait so the circle is shrinking in a minute? I feel like so much of the map is
out of the circle.
Rescue? Oh. Oh geez for grenades.
Okay, that sounds really close, Munkka, Munkka, Munkka, Munkka, Munkka.
Don't call me a nerd.
He just got owned.
Just got owned.
Absolutely owned.
Wait.
Let's camp the outside circle.
It's what?
Where can I get this game?
At this point, fate trigger.
Or click the panel down below.
Yeah, I've had these headphones.
I'm not even kidding you.
Probably since 2012.
since 2012, a version of these headphones.
I like them.
It's perfect to play Fate Trigger in.
X-Men point Fate Trigger.
Oh!
We go for it.
we actually go for it.
Now we must treasure our every breath.
So I...
Surely no one's already over there, right?
They're not camping, like one of these buildings, baiting someone to fly in.
Does this car look natural?
That's an enemy. Oh Lord. Oh God.
Nice try, noob.
Oppensator or suppressor. Let's go comp.
Air drop delivery in progress.
Stage 3 countdown is about to begin.
There should be something useful in there.
No.
Any royal marmots?
Yeah, I did today.
What?!
Oh, I thought it was flying away.
I
Like a cracker GL
What what does this do?
Oh, gotcha.
We have 30 seconds to evacuate.
Helmet three versus helmet four.
We need the helmet four.
Sorry I'm learning all the loot.
Drop your extra attachments.
I don't like 3x.
I don't even like 4x.
Tactical stock.
This one's gold.
Oh my god I'm not in the circle.
Guys I think I'm gonna win.
This weapon seems like insane.
Alright let's go here, is this in the circle?
It is.
Yon Meta Builder.
It only has 11 bullets?
Yeah but I don't miss.
That's killing 11 people.
There's only 26 alive!
Oh, that's my shotgun.
That's so unlucky for you. I'm not even kidding.
That's genuinely unlucky.
Feels bad, man.
They were doing, they were looted this entire place.
four countdown is about to begin
oh this is uh
I'm under attack.
Watch out.
Our operation was a success.
Shield three?
Don't shoot her!
Don't get attached to our enemies!
We're here to win!
Dubs only.
Wait, I have like two legendary weapons.
I think this is very newbie.
I should only have one.
Like, I should have kept the sniper and got rid of the Planet Cracker GL.
It's all good.
We're learning.
We have 30 seconds to evacuate.
They both one shot? Yeah, but...
I just heard someone.
Someone's close. Someone made one step.
There's only ten people left.
Wait, I kind of like solos.
Maybe I'll get Ludwig on this game.
We should play together.
Enemy.
Enemy?
Thinking.
Only nine more enemies.
One-tenth you're a believer.
Oh, really?
We're about to freaking descend from the heavens.
You have to keep your eyes open, make sure if you see someone running, we're jumping.
They've got to be in here, right?
Come on, someone shoot at me. I'm floating down.
Right there.
Come on, really, it knocked me back that much.
Oh my God, on the roof, I'm a noob, I'm a noob, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are they?
Oh my God, I hear them.
12 kills though come on
I love the W!
A new Awakener has joined.
Oh, there's skins in this game!
Sorry, don't dig at the past, dear. You'll dirty yourself.
I'm
Lord
Oops
Awakener trials jago solo or should I play
I like Solo. I think Solo is fun.
Is that a pimple or new brain forming?
Oh, this is a pimple.
This is a pimple.
Right here.
That's mean. Wait, why is that mean?
Basil, thank you for the Prime.
Keep touching it.
Okay.
I would subscribe but I just got laid off.
Well, you're gonna have to scrunch together the memes then because that's for sure.
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Don't dig up the past.
Every entity.
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What does a recon do?
Who to grow?
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When Huxley executes a down hostile awaken or their squad makes locations are revealed to her wait. Hey, that's insane
Okay, whoa, whoa, maybe we squad up actually
Let's do let's do do those
Wait, I should turn my mic off.
How do I make it not?
How do I make it not just my sensitive?
Please tell me.
I'm scared.
A voice chat.
Ummm...
Use open mic please.
Nope.
Uhh...
Nope.
Oh!
Uh, nope.
Oh!
Wait, no, I can open my character in the middle!
Wait!
What's my push to talk button hello
Hello?
Clam, thank you for good to your solve!
Hello?
Oh, V Hold Talk.
Hey, can you hear me?
Oh yeah, there it is.
Go ahead, you're the jump master.
I
Squeaks hi, what's up?
You know man, I'm excited to play fate trigger
Oh, we're winning this. Oh, you're a pro
Second game
What do you mean? This is your second game ever
Yeah, I just downloaded it because you know what do you click the panel down below? I
Did yeah, whoa. All right, let's win
Oh my god.
you you'll play age have you won a game yet or no I queued I just did the
squads one that they like force you into yeah and then I kind of left that one
because I didn't find anybody.
Oh.
Stage 1 countdown is about to begin.
Sailor, I'm reloading.
Sorry, I'm just testing my guns.
Oh, good. I feel like the map is giant.
Yeah, it's sick.
It's perfect. It gives us so much time to loot.
That's true.
Shield 2 here if you don't have an upgraded shield.
why are you crying why did I just skip over a shield 3
Why are you crying?
What's it a crying about?
These supplies are to be of use to us.
Never meet your fansqueeks for their sake? Why?
I'm friendly! You think I'm like some
evil guy
unfriendly
on
hi
you want to go up to the uh... next uh...
like collection of buildings
down down
but what does your character do
uh... i don't think that yet
Wait, hit X or...
Oh!
I downed one, on the hill.
One HP, one HP.
Wait, two down but they're not the same team.
Up top?
Nice.
I didn't get a squad wipe though, I'm scared.
I think we're chillin.
Hey, were they the same team?
Maybe I did get a squad white.
I gotta check my binds real quick.
I'm gonna look at the, was it a Q and X?
Yeah.
below see like there's icons G is for grenade I'll have a healing portal oh
wait your support player yeah oh that's good
There's shots near 140
Close to me
Down
Warning! The pale blight is spreading!
The pale blight is spreading!
I don't think my sprint bind is working. I bound it to one of my buttons on the side of my mouse.
Why are you shift?
Oh wait, those shots are where we came from.
Oh, I only have half of a pinky.
Oh!
Uh, maybe V?
Wait, I'm getting shot behind this rock
Hey, nice
He has a bunch of attachments
Oh, is he shooting at you?
He's knocked.
Oh no, my Q is a heal for you, like ranged.
A bunch of nades.
Wait, we're kind of owning.
Oops.
Chat today is going to be a long stream, by the way.
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Fade trigger right now. I see his white fade trigger.
Oh, shots.
He's downed.
Oh my god, they're killed
Kind of nice that they just let us know where they're at. Yes. I was I I think I was looking at them. Oh
Was that not your ping? Oh
No
Close
That's a squad wipe.
Wait, we own!
Yeah, we're taking the win.
Let's go to origin circle.
I hear shots 170 if you want to aggro, but I'm down to just go to zone
There's a lot of people 78 players left
But if you run off this side, it updrafts you by the way
Okay
I'm so slow. I changed it back to shift, but it's like nothing's changing.
Oh, I think this links to this.
this. So you can use, if you hit F on the rope, it's like a fast travel.
Have you used one of the portals yet? It takes you from island to island?
No.
I'll see if I can point one out. I don't see any nearby.
Wait, the rope keeps going. Wait, we should...
Oh, that's kind of this car, actually.
Also, in my last game, I did hit somebody with a car. They instantly died.
died. Oh, really? Okay, let's try to get with someone. Yeah.
Oh, I see one. I missed.
I killed him.
Yeah.
What is that?
Squad.
Okay, alright, let's go.
Do that here!
I'll make sure you're healing all targets down
I don't even know how to yet oh go into your inventory hit tab and then you see the thing
like under backpack where it says like type 2 source tonic you just mouse want it let's
Let's try to get in here.
Hey, what's this? Why is it glowing?
This car is so fast.
Oh, we should stay in the circle.
What's your name in chat do you chat uh kota bro
Okay, if we don't win this year, man, no I give sums regularly okay, then you're safe from being banned ever
Huh
air drop delivery in progress stage three countdown is about to begin
air drop to send the river, resupply can begin
hey you wanna go circle?
I just saw something fly out of the sky, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh my neck
What? So close. Get up
uh when you said range and shawty would be uh meadow it's it's the
car the cars the other car is the meta it's so good it's so fast and you got
like oh I have to go soon wait how do we wait whoa whoa how do we get to the
circle
Wait, how do we get to the next zone?
What do we do? Oh, we just a blue. There's a blue. Oh, we just slide just glide off the edge good W
You have to find another car.
Oh no, I'm out of the circle.
It's fine, it's like one take.
Do you have shift bound?
Oh my god, I just see one.
Do you need help?
Drop them! Wait, can you pick me up?
Oh, you're about to die!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Make sure you're healing. Oh, in front of us.
This terrain is awful, no way.
I'm reloading.
I'm going into a zone all right. I'm coming. I'm stealing
Well, there's gonna be like a ton of people flying over here
if you hit four, it like auto-views
there's only nine people left
that's easy, I'm not gonna lie, that got my heart racing a little
that was scary we're close to dying
if we're getting shot at a bunch this car has armor
that's the ability of this car
Whoa, where are we what? Where are they? That's the question
This is insane
Like it's so blue. Oh if I hit shift it deploys the armor
Are they just camping somewhere? They're so scared.
I have no clue. I feel like half of them are probably struggling to get here.
There's a guy.
I missed! I missed!
Wait what? Wait he's on the car! He's dead, he's dead.
Going, going, going, I'm going back in. I'm getting greedy.
He jumped on the car! What are you supposed to do?
In front of my screen he like phased into the car.
That's so scary. That's the counter strat.
Just become one with the car.
That's all you have to do.
I think I, wait, I think I heard someone.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, something purple just happened.
Help, help.
I'm downed, I'm downed!
No!
Ohhhh!
Okay, that.
GG's.
GG's! Good try!
That's so sad!
Oh, that's so sad!
I killed actual players!
Dude! 13 and 1!
13 kills that's so good
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I'm here to light up the world.
Oh, sorry.
Buddy!
Tota bro, GG's.
Thank you, Uncle Junior.
Tota bro.
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Hello?
Hello? What's up?
normal
we're gonna live in there ok
are you having a good day today or
It's been alright.
I see a couple of other teams here.
Be on your toes.
I think unless we kill them all
All right
I'm just so you know I am streaming so don't say any slurs
Thank you. I got you know
No, yeah, no if I'm talking this up on it's probably
So I just I turned it on I turned it on open mic so you can just always see
Feel free to think any subs or whatever as well
Yeah, I mean true
No, yeah, I just I was like it's gonna be hard to get call outs on
There's a vehicle over here. We got it. I think they just dipped
They're scared of us
Well, then let's win this one for your chat
are you streaming huh you're streaming yeah I'm streaming okay I was like I was
like I just got like five followers and I was like whoa like at the same time and
I was like that's that's abnormal I'm streaming welcome everyone playing with
Squeaks all of us up. How's it going? How do you like in the game? I love it. I love it.
Did you play the yeah, did you play the close beta like last year? I saw it. I think shroud
play it, but I didn't play it. Oh yeah, I got into the close beta last time. So I was playing
lost them too. The weird thing is I haven't noticed any many changes. Like between the
previous one and this one. The stability, there were a lot of stability issues though last
time so they fixed most of those which is nice. Well yeah let's go over here, get some
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it's freaking girl I just want you to know someone just said our streamers a
Jackass will backstab you.
No, I won't backstab! Don't listen to them!
Don't listen to them!
I'm friendly!
Oh, enemy in front of you!
Oh, he got me!
He got me!
We got him! We got him!
See, that wasn't going to shoot you! You trust me!
I'm reloading!
Give me a moment!
Let me just...
Okay, yeah.
I just had a test.
I wanted to see if there was friendly fire.
Oh, so you tested on me?
If there was, I mean, who else would I test it on?
True, true, true.
What did he make?
True.
I'll remember that.
Thank you for the shout out to him.
I appreciate it.
He's a bozo.
Can you call him a bozo and look at all his nods?
No, he's not a mod.
He's just a guy.
You wanna get into a car?
Let's find you a hill.
OK, well, what's the deal with Chester?
It's nothing.
Don't.
Get in the car.
We're going.
Get in the car.
I love your chat.
You fall.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
Ask him about the Yoshi Porsche
The pale light is brightening
Watch your surroundings
Funnies
What's the bunny, Katie?
What?
Finally!
Don't read them! Don't read them!
They're gonna get really bad!
No, I know, but they're funny!
They're funny. I'll give them that.
Mmmmmmmm
I'll give them that!
I'll give him that
I'm all for that messed up here, so
Don't ask him where he was January
Oh shot
Oh wait, I'm on the left. Yes, it's 60 degrees
I had one
Oh another one behind that tree, one of them is far side, I cracked one, hit one for 130
turtle.
I've got my fortress if you want to use it to get height.
I have my ulti here.
Okay.
Now I'm going to jump on him.
Okay.
I've got a car so I'll come over with you.
Perfect.
I'm getting out of the old I don't want to be in that yeah, I'll be I'll be on the outside too
Okay
Wait, what does their old do?
Her old makes you short-sighted and it's it makes you short-sighted and
Can they see through it?
Oh, I'm on the hill.
Here, I'm gonna get to you, and then I can ult on you.
On the hill?
Yeah.
I see him.
I'm on the tree.
Another squad's coming in.
Get in, get in.
I'm in, I'm in.
Activated the shields, we're good.
Uh, because another squad just pushed in there to me fighting, I'm gonna rotate us around
and then I can ult to give us high ground checks and confirm fake party.
Okay, don't get out, let me ult first.
Okay, come on, come on up.
You need to go through me.
Gotta heal up.
I caught homeboy to stole our car.
I don't think she's a good friend.
Now they're fighting on these suit houses.
It sounds so close.
Yeah, the audio is a bit scuffed.
I always think that.
down is about to begin. The pale blight has been cut off.
I think people are closer than they are.
How do you crouch? Oh, see.
Uh, I don't, I've rebound everything. I'm weird, your chat's going to make fun of me,
but I always put crouch on the castle.
I don't know, I'm an entire gamer.
It's good to rebind.
Oh, they're shooting at the fortress.
Are they?
Yeah.
destroyed. Oh yeah, I'm getting some blocked.
You're right, the view count did pop off.
I'm out.
I'm for 50, yeah.
So we can shoot through this shield and they can't shoot.
It does, it's got like 200-ish health, so it's not like a ton, but...
it seems like they're shooting someone else
I never really got long range so I'm kind of just peppering them with a
AR I have a DMG
I'm broken no I'm not affiliated with any University eSports programs
oh
I'm on not go go go go
Oh
On the roof knock me
It's fine we got a respawn we got a respawn. Oh, let's freaking go
Yeah, okay. I mean you go
Go top right so select a point. Yeah, come this one
Everyone gets a respawn until the last 5-10 minutes of the game.
So this has really, really good loot.
Typically people go through it.
I don't think it's even activated yet.
Yeah, because see how there's a bunch of loot on the top?
So these places you can go to them and stay in a little area.
It's like a capture of a point type thing.
it'll give you like the best loot in the game. So you come down here to this first floor.
It's inactive during this trial, but like, like just for example, so you know about it.
You come right here and you can activate these things. It'll drop like these will drop like
the best armor and some kit it out weapons and stuff. But this is also just really
good ground like it's just, it's a very good point to hold. So we can get on
the roof and then I can use my barriers perfect perfect
someone's coming in front door let's get them
uh north side
down nice
oh that was instant so no squad man
let's take this opportunity to gather supplies
uh do you have a sniper
Do you have a sniper?
No.
OK.
There is a triple sniper in case you get one.
Lucky got it.
I'm really not good.
I'm terrible.
Compared to me, you're probably way better.
I'm sponsored by this game, so that's why I'm not.
Oh, you are?
That's awesome.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's awesome.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
OK.
Yeah, if you want to do a queue, we totally can.
I'm probably down right
He puts me so down a lot it's bad for his mental
Oh wait, so wait your alt you can just build like
So it sets up. Okay. Okay. Have you played for night? Yeah
Yeah. So my ult is a port- as a port-a-fort, basically.
Oh, okay, okay, gotcha. So you just have to play behind it.
And then this is my regular ability.
These little theories that I've been put in there.
Oh, okay, okay.
And I can reinforce my ult with these little things.
What do you think about there?
Oh, okay, cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, those shots are gonna come from behind us.
We're getting people, yeah, northwest-northwest, so...
pretty far out I'm gonna take some shots
if you idiot would not like to use an SMG
that'd be good. Those over here is using an SMG
I'm smart trust
I hit one for 46 by the way. Yeah I don't have a gun to
actually do anything here. I have my wind do you want to jump them?
we could. So
When you're gliding, like with your regular glider, press space again and it'll just drop you.
And you don't glide at all.
Okay yeah, they're right here. One's right here, they're shooting at us.
So if you press land,
it'll cancel your glide ability and then, uh, they're...
I'm gonna jump this one.
Found him.
Got one.
I think that's it.
Nice. Good stuff, good stuff.
uh... do you need a backpack?
uh...
i have a backpack too
uh... do you have a purple one?
no, blue
okay, there's a purple one over here if you want it
you did get a drop, the drops are pretty good
so there are a few types of drops in this game
there's the one... do you know that one like little gremlin character?
know if you watch vtubers looks like gg marine
no so i don't know
no all good uh... so she's like that a little little gremlin she can
she can summon in supply drops
hers are a little bit worse than like ones you would like to find her for
fifty
cracks
uh... basically one of the sound
nice
i think i was instant
yeah it was
like for now with volubilities so if you know apex it's like apex
but anime
that's what i would say
this is apex but anime how's the be remember to hit a hill remember to
hit the
uh... this is a shot on its decent
on the monolith
uh... monolith
uh... it's good for medium range just careful close range because uh...
If you're rushing people who have dedicated close range weapons,
they're going to fire faster, but it's it's it's a decent weapon to carry.
OK. And so these these things over here, these spires, I've seen those.
We can go and we can upgrade our weapons and they give some powerful buffs that we can do.
So you know, those like weird tokens you've been picking up that are
rather than you always like are like, oh, my gosh, it's a cool rarity thing.
And I'm just like, oh, it's tokens. You just deposit. Oh, yeah.
What do you think about there?
Yeah. So you come here and you can upgrade things.
i.e. your armor and stuff. I recommend armor is pretty good to upgrade, so you can craft
it with a certain amount. And then you can see over here, you can put different attachments
on your guns and they do different things. For example, this one makes it so your weapon
doesn't use ammo for the first shot of every magazine. This one makes it so if you don't
have any ammo left, it will consume HP. And this one, if I shoot you, it will
heal you so that one's like if you friendly fire it cool yeah yeah yeah so
you can upgrade your armor those are the ones I recommend universally unless
there's like a weapon when you really like because they're generally pretty good
okay I'll I'll get the armor you might be able to get the helmet too oh yeah
Okay.
So there are different buffs. You'll notice with those armor
things are three different buffs. It'll give you a random one.
Gotcha.
What is the blue line going through on the map?
That is your marker. So where you've marked that it's showing
you're like you're the straight location your marker you can right click to get rid of it.
Oh god that makes sense. Don't worry I was always confused I was always clicking like it was
like it's Fortnite you know trying to like get rid of it by making a new one but it doesn't.
Oh okay good. So is this your first game on or? No this is my second. Okay your second. Got it.
I could like the the bot game oh yeah yeah and then one and then I played one
before okay so apparently you do have 94 credits left that's what my chat's
telling me oh but if you've already upgraded both your helmet I did I'm
shield these these ones are a hundred so actually look here take these take
these. Pick up those and you can pick one. So these just reset so they're new ones. This
one increases damage against vehicles and skill.
Oh that sounds good. I want that.
It's decent. But I would go for that one. This one seems the best. These two are more
ammo based but in this game you always just have like a butt on the ammo.
Oh okay perfect. Okay I got it.
So have you played any other like Battle Royale games? Just so I know if I'm like
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty well.
No, you play like a Pax Fortnight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got it.
Got it. I was just making sure if I'm making references to like, no, no, no.
I totally am on words. Okay. Good. Good.
There's only eight people left.
There is, I guess.
I guess I could hold here.
Let me just let it recharge.
The pale light is spreading.
Watch your surroundings.
So you're a pro CS player?
That's why I'm hearing?
No, I'm not.
And you're going pro?
No, I'm not going pro.
I play variety, but I speedrun Mario 64.
Oh, cool, cool.
That's awesome.
Thanks, man.
You've been streaming for a while?
Like a decent bet, I'd say like a year and a half.
That's pretty good.
So if you've ever heard of a Vtuber, I'm a Vtuber.
Oh, of course I've heard of Vtubers.
So you've got like Iron Mouse, named the popular ones.
I know Iron Mouse.
Wait, we're still...
You just said your pro CS for the 40 plus year old senior league.
That's true, actually. That's true.
I'm an old man.
You don't sound old.
What, thank you.
Well, yeah, but obviously you think I'm going to sound like a grandpa?
Not at all.
No, I was just saying, like you sound like you're 20, like 23, like.
Thanks. Wow.
Like, like genuine, not even trying to not even trying to glaze
here, but like you sound like 23.
Thanks, I appreciate that.
Now I'm going to really try hard to sound even younger.
Oh, shots.
Oh, I think I saw them.
to be said this is all
i have my own
i scared him off
uh... we're fine here because we have circles that are going to come to us
which is good because they won't be in that
i heard a vehicle
somewhere like two fifty west
they stopped though they got out
vehicles are decently hard to destroy like they're pretty tanky oh well I have
great with your with your attachment yeah with your attachment I don't know how
that works so you might shred it I have no idea
do you know a genshin impact yeah so do you know the character who tau no this
voice actors who tells voice actor because I just I'm doing some training to
be a voice actor so it's funny because because I so I can like recognize whenever I'm like
I know I know them I know them yeah of course oh that's cool I like for some reason with
like I just never like identify voice actors they could be the same voice actor for cowboy
bebop was in um he's in a bunch of stuff like I just don't put it together yeah it gets
much easier once you start recognizing them, especially with anime because anime,
there are lots of voice actors and it's a very, very closely knit community.
Oh, we're out of the circle. It's all good, though.
There's got to be people coming from west.
So I've actually, you know what?
I'm gonna,
I think I'm going to destroy the ult because I'm going to start recharging.
I don't know if it'll recharge in time, but I think it'll be better to try and get it
to recharge and maybe we can plant it.
Can you do impressions?
I can do a few.
I can do like Yoru from Valorant.
I don't care if there are five of them or 50 of them in school.
That's pretty good.
You know, we're going to be the world, it's going to be great, we're going
to put the tower inside a circle and we're gonna fortify it and it's pretty good.
It's gonna be great. It's my trump impression. It sounds like Jerry's the one.
But I can do some of them like that. Do I have to move in the circle? No, right?
Kill Blight is ready. Oh, I'm gonna shred this vehicle. They were right there. Yeah, go, go, go.
Oh, I'm hitting it for a lot.
One got out.
Careful, down, down, down, get down, get down, get down.
We got people 116 degrees, far side of that big tree.
oh yeah okay oh I see I'm there they're fighting moving follow me follow me
I'm also you can host if you holster your weapons you run faster
how do I holster I think with which option did you choose for like what
one on the far left recommended three I think oh yeah you're right okay okay
they just bolted over there in Molotov what is that no I'm all about oh I was
trying to see if there's something behind the tree
Stay down, stay down, down, down. The shield's gone, she's gone.
Cracks one over here.
Oh, they jumped us with the ult, I didn't realize.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's...
...go to the bathroom.
Oh wait, that's it!
I...
I haven't done well enough.
Wait, my teammate got MVP!
Carried.
I got mobbed.
I actually got mobbed.
That battle provided a lot of useful data.
Wait, do I have time?
Wait, hold on, let me see.
I just want to make sure I hit all my obligations.
Smile.
uh...
when we are making a trial
right need my help
will come right in arms
hello
hello one last one and after
uh... unfortunately go
that's all right
it's been fun
you for the bit spicy though thank you thank you I appreciate it okay I wish I
try uh I play like only assault really only assault is there like a type of
character you like do you like reveal like knowing where people are do you
like support like support yes DPS okay um you can go with I would go with
actually who I'm hovering nace I would go with her on the one so good he's good
too okay good so if I deal damage to someone it'll mark them to you your
ability makes you move faster and I think it makes you run a little faster
okay and then you work oh you have a good other discusses ideal okay okay
oh good I just like as soon as I enter I just hit all the buttons to see what
they do
Oh, where do we jump?
So you're jumpmaster, do you want to be?
No, you can do that.
So that means like it's Apex.
How do I relive this?
Okay, hold Y, I think it is, or it'll say at the bottom of the screen.
I don't know, TTT, I got you.
Okay.
Let's go here.
So in this case, you can see like on the map, if you look, you can see where the, I don't
know what the name for this thing is, the drop thing.
You can see that it's, I don't know if I'm actually gonna be able to make this, but
we'll see.
You can see that it like goes over this island and then it will go over the next
island.
of a boat. Oh, yeah. Well, in the game where the circle was like so small, and you had to
just like glide off of the map, but there was like a floating island. I almost confused.
Oh, yeah. So there also, if you look, I'm putting this in a bad spot, we're going to
go grab this car and then drive over. Okay. Um, so if you look on the map, there are
those lines in between the islands, right? Those are portals that you can take.
that'll teleport you to the islands. Either that or I'm pretty sure you can also just glide.
Okay, perfect.
And then the cars have different abilities you've probably noticed by now.
Oh yeah, this one flies, right?
Yeah, this one can hit a vertical.
The truck can put up shields on all of its windows.
And then there's another one that has a booster and makes it go insanely fast.
How do I lean out? Oh, I don't have a gun, I was going to say.
I have my driver's license trust. Wait, how do I leave? It's the same button to enter.
It's all good, all good.
Stage one countdown is about to begin.
Don't I Jesus to me I'm learning
Okay, so if you press F1 it'll show you what all your
Oh my character turns into a wolf. Oh, yeah, it turns into like a wolf thing. Yeah. No. No, I do remember that now
I don't want this you are funny chat you're funny
they're being good I can yell at them
No, it's just that they're always being like ask him about this ask him about this and it's just the most random stuff like
Ask him about his fursona
You're just making stuff up. I
Figured, but it's funny
Do you have an SMG I have a DMR and a shotgun
All right, if you get an SMG I just picked up a golden
mag for like not a platform. I'm not using it right now. So there's so many people in
these games on 96. That's insane. Yeah. So it starts with 100. Yeah. So it's a big map
like you look on your mini-map and you're like, oh, it won't take me far to get from point A to point B, but it's actually quite lengthy.
Maybe we get to find a sniper rifle.
I don't know. I'm just asking questions. Oh, you're crazy. Oh, I found one of the enhancer
rooms. You're going to upgrade something. Yeah. So yeah, they're marked on the map too,
those like little um it has like an arrow up sign oh all right so you can see
them on the map with that um if you need credits I've got like 60 oh no I just
spent mine I'm good thank you for the sub Stovey thank you thank you I think
shots are you good you're gonna shot okay no no I'm not getting shot but I
just heard shots okay they're um to the I think they're shooting me I killed them
nice not not instant I think I'm not entirely sure but I think you can also
like execute people um like go up to them and like do like a finisher yeah one of the characters
has one where if she does a finisher reveals all their teammates oh recon i i read yeah yeah it's
It's the Recon Girl, yeah.
I forgot what...
Oh, this one's the cool bag.
I'm just following you for some reason.
Oh no, you're all good. You can follow me.
I'm just like, oh, there we go.
So one of my favorite guns is called the CL-24.
Oh, enemy, it's a one, okay, yeah,
it's like a semi auto sniper rifle.
Oh yeah, yeah, right, really close.
Like 255 behind the wall.
Real person, real person.
Marked.
On the roof.
Marked, down.
I can't believe we pulled it up.
Nice.
But like I popped her on the wall and I just boop headshot.
Yeah, he was like, he was so scary.
So this gun, if you do get a headshot, it does 162 damage.
Wait, that's insane.
So it's like instant kill.
So that one that you just killed on the ceiling,
that's the one that can call down the supply drops.
Oh.
Wait, the character?
Yeah, that character.
Wait, I have to turn into a wolf. I gotta try.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, go ahead.
What should I just do right now?
I don't know what it does.
Sure.
I know.
Do you get, like, melee?
I'm really fast. I'm really fast.
Yeah, you're speedy.
Wait, hold on. Put away your weapon.
Turn to CQB. How fast do you run if you do that?
Whoa.
Really fast.
Oh my god.
He's gone.
Wait, this is safe?
And it lasts a long time.
You say both over here.
It lasts forever.
How long does it last?
Like a minute.
Dang.
So if you press F1, what does it say it does?
Uh...
Rion... Rion?
I don't know how to say it.
Enter this as wolf form.
Activating Beeshill, Dash, and Leap.
Oh, so you can like leap too?
I guess so, yeah.
I'll try it next time. Yes
These stars beast mode
98 people to
Stage to countdown is about to begin
Over
Oh nice.
Stole his loot.
I just stole his loot for no reason.
Ooh, I got gold armor.
Ooh, nice.
I have the armor here if you...
Oh no, you already have purple.
Yeah, I got purple.
Purple is actually the first armor I got walked into the first building in purple.
Oh, yeah, I have to craft it for his supplies
He's planning to cosplay a widowmaker from Overwatch is crazy
I heard shots. Oh in front of me
Okay, uh, careful. I'm not oh nice
He's not insta and so does team it's probably somewhere okay
Well, he has like nothing
He might wait did he he might have just come from the like read of the
Was he gliding
I wonder them.
My wolf form is ready.
Oh, yeah.
Marcus rocks. Thank you.
My persona is ready.
Dang, a lot of people are dying.
So tragic oh
This is the leap
I'm dang you oh my god wait you can go same. Yeah, you go launched bro. Oh
Oh, and the wolf apparently lasts longer if you kill people.
Oh, okay, got it.
So I should be saving it, I guess.
Yeah.
I'm gonna upgrade stuff in here.
And I think you can too.
I don't know if the upgrades to armor transfer if you get better armor.
This one's good here, um, if you have stuff, it increases damage against people's armor.
Which one?
Uh, this one, uh, and then this one nullifies all bullet drop.
So they're both really good.
How many supply points do you have?
Uh, 14.
Oh, sorry, 12.
Okay, got it.
Yeah, we're probably, we're too broke.
We're broke you're broke boy. Just so oh
Wait, I have 60 apparently wait, how do you we have 60 oh enemy enemy? Oh you could
Down
I
Not in spot
Was he shooting at us or was he shooting us?
I don't know. Oh, he's shooting at someone else. Like look at all those flowers
He was shooting at someone else like someone over there like to the
Yeah, the credits are the one under your health bar. So you get you get them over time. I have 80
Okay, yeah, we can go grab one of those things then
I've got you covered.
What two guns are you carrying?
Beast Buster and Cantious DMR.
I really like this DMR.
Okay, yeah, I would upgrade.
If you have enough, upgrade the thing that increases your, oh, wait, it changed.
Do this one, anti-grave.
That's the middle one?
Can you afford it or no?
No, I have 80, I need 100.
Here, yeah, yeah, take that, take that.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
So that will make it so you don't have bullet drop anymore.
Oh, that's sick.
Oh, good shot.
Um, person.
Down.
Yeah, that was instant.
I hit him, but it didn't go any damage.
Was that a hit marker?
What just happened?
There's more shots to the west.
I say we take this car and go get a good spot in the zone.
This one's the speedy car.
Okay.
Oh, I love this one.
I ran over so many people.
Oh yeah.
Do you want me to drive?
No, no, no, you go for it.
Okay, okay.
Oh shoot, I just did a burnout on accident.
Oh.
Hey, I'm his eldest son. He's time me out. Can you tell him his mom isn't taking the divorce
fairy? Oh, so this is like the part of the spot we're going to camp? There's only 25
Did you leave the upgrade behind?
No, no, I have it. I have it.
Okay.
I think I have it.
So there are 15 squads, 25 people.
Doing some quick maths.
We got probably five squads that are singles.
We win this for sure.
For sure.
You see the weapon upgrades in your inventory.
So if you press Tab, you can see everything that's in your inventory.
inventory. And it'll be in the chip slot.
Each floor countdown is about to begin.
Up in the whip.
I didn't think it up.
So good.
Shoot him if you press all right. Yeah, you can shoot out the window
Yeah, I get him
Hello PD
Pull over your vehicle. I got one down
Pull over. Oh
Oh he's out of his zone!
Oh I got him but I'm down.
We're getting air strike!
Careful, careful.
I got him, I got him, I got him!
I got him, I got him!
Ohhhh!
Yeah they used the air strike ability.
Dang that's so annoying.
Yeah, that's rough.
Hey, at least they didn't win, though.
That's the important thing.
People who killed us didn't win.
That's all that matters.
Exactly.
It's about not about winning, it's about the people who killed you not winning.
It's vengeance.
That's what it's all about.
Exactly.
Hi, man.
GG.
We're playing with you.
Yeah, GG.
Yeah, thank you for the games.
Yeah, of course.
If you ever do want to play again or anything, you're always so free to DM me or anything like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, and you can always DM me on like Twitter or anything like that.
Twitch on Twitter!
It's the same as my Twitch.
And what's happening?
So it's evixence sukiyomi.
Okay, perfect.
If you type in evixence, it should pop up.
Evixence, perfect.
Alrighty, take care.
Yeah, of course you too, you too.
Thank you for games.
Thank you, Squirtle Shino.
That was fun.
And thank you for all the follows you guys. I'll go over them at the end of stream
Yeah, it was a lot so I couldn't keep up you guys
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It was good, I like that
I really, really liked it.
They have multiple game modes, from all out Battle Royale to intense team-based point defense
and high stakes trials set in ever shrinking toxic zones. The movement was good. I enjoyed
playing it. And thank you Fate Trigger. Any way. That was a fun ad. That was actually
really fun. I actually really enjoyed it. I'm not going to lie. But I did play Fate
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cool
I think I'm good.
I'm Dunzo, but I'll stream again tomorrow.
How about that?
We get double weekend streams.
Double weekend streams.
How do you like that?
No freaking way, no freaking way.
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy.
I'll uh, I'll read the the nice gentleman
Be nice, be on your best of favorite, please
And uh, I'll see you all tomorrow, okay?
Thanks for watching
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I'll see you tomorrow
I don't know what I'll play tomorrow
Maybe more counting. I like counting strikes, so we'll see
Maybe maybe some overwatch as well. Bye everybody. Thanks for watching