So chat playing R6 tonight, maybe, maybe I can do it on stream.
Maybe.
What's up, Alkut?
What's up, N-dog?
Beef stew?
What's up, bro?
React to images?
What did you guys do?
What did you guys do, bro?
I hear you're an attorney.
Wait.
Did Jinx see announced that?
Oh, he did?
He was like, what he said.
I am an attorney.
I wasn't going to say anything until I announced it, but I am an attorney.
Let's see.
Where is it?
What did he say it?
When did he say it, chat?
Oh.
All right.
Let's do it.
I was going to tell you guys this, but I'll let Jinxy say it because his thing, his turny
brown.
Hold on.
I'm I'm doing a rainbow six seas tournament
Uh, the jinx is hosting I'm playing at it. Well be in the tournament
There's gonna be no sweats March 8th. We are hosting a March 8 versus three
Streamer only our six there's gonna be no sweats no champions or no pros
March 8 is gonna be the biggest our six tournament. We've ever hosted. It's only streamers
I'm not playing it's only streamers chat
I can give you a list of all the players we have right now
Confirmed these are the players that are confirmed to be in the tournament March 8
Okay, let me go to the group chat chat. These are the players that are 100% confirmed to be in the tournament. All right
Daddy fan him cuff him we hold up
Hold on, let me go if you all.
Chad, these are the players confirmed for March 8th, okay?
This is a 3D3.
I have 20 hours of rainbow guys.
Ready to leave at 3-1.
I only have 20 hours.
Cupcom, Dengie, Phantom, Sina, Loose, Yugi, Bruce, Squishy, Aiden, XQC, Klicks, Stable,
Ron Bale, Dingle, Riley, Zoink, Joe Bart, Arke, Jason DeWine, Lacey, Ray, and Sketch.
Now we have, I believe, yes, we have four spots, Chad's going to be 24 streamers, eight teams,
3B3 zoning, 24 streamers, eight teams, 3B3 zoning.
That is going to be Sunday March 8th.
It's going to be Saturday.
So that's what?
Shots next week a greatest stream of all time. What is next weekend?
But it's not actually I get all four of the list chat of all four of the streamers
I'll show y'all a bracket of the teams that I'm gonna make but yeah
It's gonna be set up a bro all of them are either copper or like brand new to the game
Ever seen her get squished in winds
No, bro. Okay. Obviously I'm good at CS Siege is a different world
I don't I don't know also
So he's probably gonna put me on a team with Zoink and Riley, but I have no idea.
But it might just be the coach squad, you know what I mean?
I have no idea.
I've never seen him on a team like that.
But I'm brand new.
I'm literally brand new.
I don't think I'm as good as you guys think I am, but I do have a good aim.
I don't want to prep too much for this because I have a stage just for the fuck of it,
but I do want to learn the maps a little bit because I don't know shit.
I obviously do have a good ass aim though.
Oh, is that gonna be a run cause
is the only team that's really sad though?
Bro, I feel like,
okay, I started playing siege like a week ago.
Once when Jinx attacks me about this,
I started playing like a week ago.
Yeah, what's up bro?
Yeah, you could teach me a little bit of siege
off stream maybe.
So she is not copper.
I'm unranked.
I'm unranked bro.
I literally have how many hours of,
this guy said I'm Jinx's chat.
I don't remember spawning that Jinx's chat, but.
I have 26 hours on Siege and like 13 of those are in last five days, but I did a prime in
Like I didn't know how to explain it like I definitely have good aim and I definitely understand how to peak angles
Well, I know how to like track angles will obviously my aim like my mouse mechanics are good
But I don't know the maps and I don't know the operators
So I just stick to the same like two ops you're playing. That's what no no no
So, it's a tournament. I'll rewind it.
Moat.
It's a 3v3 tournament. We're going to put teams together.
The tournament, okay? It's only streamers chat. I can give you a list of all the players we have right now.
Confirmed. These are the players that are confirmed to be in the tournament. March 8th, okay?
Let me go to the group chat. It's 3v3.
Chat, these are the players that are 100% confirmed to be in the tournament. All right?
DG phantom.
Kuffim.
Hold up.
Hold up, let me go if you will.
Chad, these are the players confirmed for March 8.
Okay?
This is a 3V3 Streamer only R6 tournament.
March 8 something.
I think he doesn't like a math.
You know what I'm going to press.
Kuffim.
DG.
Phantom.
Sina.
And it's Chad.
And it's Chad.
I think something.
Eugie.
Bruce.
Squishy.
Aiden.
Wait, Aiden suggests this.
Aiden plays.
What he did, what the fuck? Aiden Ross suggests this.
I did not think he played it.
Archey, Jason the Queen, Lacey, Ray and Sketch.
Now, we have, I believe, yes, we have four spots.
Chance is gonna be 24 streamers.
Okay, chat, listen, this was the players today.
I'm gonna play Rocket League a bunch.
There is a small chance I hop on Siege
at the end of this ring today.
Maybe, small chance.
I don't know for sure.
I surprised the aspirin play.
Is there a lot of you coaching Stelvaro or not though?
If you go to my Twitch,
go to my twitch go to my channel videos the 14 hour stream this one this 14
hour bot press this like at the end somewhere here
So you're gonna hear bro there you go. Yes, that's correct. That's correct
You're too well like ten hours ten hours in
It's overseas let me know I get yeah, let me know another
If you want to play later, I'll message you as well. Okay. I'm gonna
I'm gonna play some ranks guys. Hold on. I'm gonna game
I was kicked for being idle I was kicked for being idle chat
We're up 3.0. What are you just to be three?
What ops I use y'all gonna laugh at me, bro, I tell you guys the ops I use in rainbow you laugh
You didn't know that I'm a bot. Yeah, I'll tell you guys. I'll tell you guys don't laugh though. I
use on attack I use sledge or
Or, uh, Batr, cause I like the gun.
The L6, whatever the fuck.
That gun, I just fried kids with that gun, I'm not gonna lie.
And then on, on defense, I was using Sentry cause I fucked with the gun,
or Mazur because it was the same gun, I think.
I don't, like, again, I don't really know the UTIL well.
I learned yesterday that impact grenades don't really, like, insta-kill people.
I thought I did.
I'm a bot.
Pledge is good, pledge is good.
no that gun bro that I don't know what's called a L6 whatever the fuck that
guns a banger bro and I just found that actually you can put like skins on I
I didn't know I had any skins but I thought I had to buy him but I actually
had some
that late yeah that one no my aim's decent my aim's decent I think his chats
his chat's gonna rate me pretty highly so he might put me with the worst
players I don't know he's probably gonna make the change of this chat if I
I guess and I have a feeling that it's just gonna be pretty high because I know I'm gonna see us
But if y'all like if I play this turning you guys like watching me play siege I could try to learn it
I'm trying to like start playing some other shooters on the side
Obviously, I'll never I'll never stop playing rock. We rock will always be my main game
How do I get the black eyes chat? How do I get the black eyes? I want that. How do I get that?
I feel like streaming siege is so easy. It's like
Also for this turny like you think we have to put on the layer now
I'm probably not going to, there's surely no one that snipes.
Also, like, sniping that game, if you don't know the game, I feel like it's hard to snipe anyway.
Reigns in the prime, man.
How do you get black ice? How do you get black ice?
How do I do that?
Alpha packs.
Not fast.
One thirty one.
What is that MPH?
What is 82 MPH to KPH?
One thirty one.
Bro, one thirty one.
Looks like 132 rounded up Alpha packs are wait is the r6 market so I can just buy the
exact skin I want I guess my black eyes for now
you can how much is it how much is it is that on steam like how do I do that
so I'm dead that's a bot like I don't know anything yeah leave it so you know
about pretty good man it's down because of hackers under 50 bus okay okay and is
that for every gun or is it just for the specific gun I bought it for that
is one of my two guns I want to like a mando it's like the commando I like the
L.A.
Bye, Jagged Black Ice, and it felt like she'd back up.
They're quite cheap, you know, on public guns, like it's commando or LA cheap?
And it's probably, oh, okay, okay.
But so how do I do that within the game, though?
They're down for you even if I get the buff.
I'll look at the AI generated channel later.
R6 marketplace?
Like, I didn't see that when I was on the game though, because I was looking.
to respect me, Nitros and Monk.
But is it wrong of me? I feel like it's wrong of me to like, practice Rainbow before that.
Even though I only have 20 hours, I feel like it's like, not fair if I practice.
I have good... I don't even know.
Who wants to sign?
Oh, the donkey?
The donkey.
S much points, team bro.
Leave a comment on my team saying it's the donkey.
I got you.
You guys know when it's back up?
Ron just told Jinxie that his mom fingered his ass and I already got that story from
Ron.
was gonna lie to me but I believe it been down for a month I found a negative
to your warning 30 days unemployed and be ahead they even watch 30 days though the
doctor didn't even comment okay what's my team no no no as much my team yeah I'll
do it for you the doc you click my steam link I'm about a link in the chat
go down to the comment section leave a comment saying it's the doc you came a
little lizard I miss you and you send me some of your send me your scheme
when you shed squishy baby mama no brah two things one I don't know you to I'm
in a lizard and three I don't fucking shed it or woman
I shall we go for egg one today hopefully I won't get boxed let's take
the only thing I can stop us really
Why am I so chubby? What does that even mean? Why am I so chubby?
Tell me, do you shed your dead skin here? Yeah, that is true. That is true. Okay. I
do shed a little bit. True. Why are you so sexy? I'm not sure. I actually got a message
from a modeling agency the other day but then uh it was the whole thing it was the whole
thing bruh wait why are you all saying cap? wait whoa why are you all saying cap though?
It's true, it's true.
New Geico model, never know.
Nice dude.
Thanks for that.
Thanks for that.
That stream R6? I don't know, Tash, did that stream a little bit of R6 later?
Good.
When Jinx says his turn is though, is it like wrong to play a bit of that game or not?
I don't play it at all.
I have 20 hours.
I
Was like practice for Austin
dude you know what would be cinema, Jinxie should do a H1Z1 turnie bro
revive H1 temporarily. That game was so fun. It's actually a shitty game like when you
play it again it's like actually kind of shitty but like the nostalgia of H1 is so
good. Player of the day maybe.
Now H1's fun bruh. What's H1? It was like the original
like really popular battle royale. I think it was the first big battle royale.
I feel like Ninja originally got popular, like Tifu as well. I don't know if it was like big and Halo
but that was like a big jump for Ninja.
There's an R6 map. Honestly, I'm gonna say Clubhouse just because of the Bolo Flick.
Now I'm telling on that map, I'm like hoping there's somebody there so I can go for the
Bolo Flick, bruh. Literally, ever since I saw that. That's the greatest FPS fucking flick I've
I've ever seen. It also looks like a guy is cheating.
I'm hoping someone's in that fucking spot.
I've watched so much CS.
I mean, the flanking against CS just looks different.
It's a crazy one-tap system.
You all see that Zybu's trade transfer recently?
I like to see them on team.
Okay, down.
If my Todd has been winning everything in CS for how long?
everything and CS for how long like a year and a bit now? I mean, I don't know, does
I would just win, bro? Rops is insane as well.
for that
phase rain dude, rain cs? cs was crazy
I'm not looking at anymore a lot who will think since I'm still with see that I'm not
I'm orglist I'm orglist
Mr. Gifted no, I didn't pipe or is it actually
Did I actually peppers I miss your gifted or a gifted
Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm I want to get rank one today. So I'm a little focused on I don't know how it's cool
I took a discord a little bit
I don't like see I think I said thank you. I thought I did
Thank you for the gift about I don't know if I'll join or again guys. I might just go solo. I might just go solo
I don't know
I'll be honest, a lot of Orcs, they kinda underpay for your value, it's almost better
to just do like occasional brain deals and spotterships and stuff than to be on an Orc
these days.
But I haven't even done those in a minute, but y'all have been showing so much love
dead. It's kind of been fine, honestly.
No, I don't know, I'll tell the past though, I shouldn't have.
I'm grateful for what the Cadians for what dude?
Oh nice, really nice guys.
Great passes.
I'll come out that would work for him
they're locking me I'm gonna make one today
I won't accept any other rank
okay just got accident
This is one of those people that actually wants to be friends. Yeah, now he's a good guy, man.
Even, even him, like, I appreciate even him just inviting me to this thing, like,
kind of getting me out of my comfort zone a little bit. Like, I'm always, I'm always playing rock,
like, you know. Obviously, I'm good at CS, but I don't play it on stream.
Every streamer's like this. Like, my main game's rock, like, ah, I always think, like,
if I'm not on rock, people won't want to watch me as much, but like, maybe you guys would,
you know. I wouldn't know unless I try, so. It helps get me out of my comfort zone a
a bit it'll be fun I love I love computing man yeah you might actually become cool okay
I see today I might play later I might play later
I do want to learn siege a bit my only issue with siege
um it's just so much like so much time where you're not playing which maybe is good for streaming it
because probably a lot like prep phase drone phase I mean you're kind of playing in those
phases I guess but like the band phase you're loading you're basically just loading in after that
there's this weird fucking loading screen right now where you see like these blinds that takes
like a minute it feels like every two times it does it there's no I'm talking about
oh
They'll put me in detox.
shot at some tension like that
while
He was up still. He started to pass to him.
If I dribbled it, I would have got bumped.
But I should have taken a higher touch to myself.
Oh no.
Just retiring?
I don't know. I don't think so.
I think he's baiting.
I feel like I would have definitely done a fuse.
Tiring, that's a minute, isn't it?
I would've saved.
Nice.
Not that I watched CS, C9 had Stroud, oh my god, it's so good.
More than I watched C9, I think he's generally a good guy, he is, but not he is. He has a good heart, bro.
I'm telling you, among all the big streamers I've met in my lifetime, he feels the most
down to earth, the most humbler to all of them by far.
They're all nice people.
They actually all are nice people.
A lot of them bring on a show or personality constraint.
When you know them behind the scenes, you talk to them behind the scenes, they're
all nice people, but Jinx is actually really nice.
Yeah, wait, what the fuck?
How did you guys find this?
So this is my, like, my edition, my edition shop for the modeling agency last week.
I wasn't going to post anywhere.
Yo, Spectre, leave it a five, get the bra.
Leave it a five, get the bra.
Thank you, Spectre.
I
Just find that
Wait, it's real. Yeah, not it. Yeah
Specter thank you so much buddy. Yeah, I just get the muscles right like I have like this certain like global definition that I can't get right
All right, so this is me and jim see
What the fuck am I looking at?
Why am I eating a 45 pound plate
and he's eating a dumbbell?
What am I looking?
What did you even?
Okay.
I mean, this is peak brain rot.
Yes, give me a tour of that.
You got the Thanos Scotland.
I have laser eyes coming on my fucking lizard eyeballs.
Six, seven, just peak brain rot.
I am locked. We're getting rank one today. Lots of no network. One of the best decals
in the game for sure like top five
where you guys were just fucking this song came out this song was so good where
we guys in the song came out I remember where I was I remember where I was
any banners
I
I remember Whippy Kid movie. I feel like I do remember it, but not well. I don't remember
the plot was. I remember the cheese touch. What a tooch. Kind of this, we kind of
just peeked though though. I got like the best touch I could have possibly guide
and then he turned it into a skin goal. Damn.
You death wearing a human costume. Okay. Not as insane. Okay chat again. I'm
gonna repeat myself once more most streamers are running like 12 to 20
minutes of ads an hour default at 8 minutes I run 7 this is the thing I
barely run ads please I'm running less on purpose I could be running double like
everybody else does I'm running less on purpose for you guys so if you're you're
not subbing it I'm sorry but it's part of the website bro I love y'all
It's part of the website now a lot of big streamers are running max ads so you have to sub
I'll show you guys how to do it.
I'll show you guys how to do it.
I'll show you guys how to do it.
As a confidence cop, we're going for rank 1. We're number 30 in the world, I think.
I'll show you guys how to do this game.
You played with the only account on RLCS. Now, I thought I had a dumb question about it.
Back in the day, like, 8 years, 9 years ago, you played on a specific lane account.
You didn't play on your own account, but you played on an account with every item way back,
but now you don't.
I find your other can just log in
Goals rank one a day if we can how did I save that?
So, I'll look at first touch.
I'm praying under downfall.
You saw me lose not get ranked one all good
Didn't have to tell me bro much. I've been lost for years a lot a lot I
Prove constantly even like from last five months. I've improved a lot
This game you never really stopped seeing improved me never really hit like a wall I feel like at least nice for me. I fell that way
Sort of oh my god
We'll just peek it on them.
Damn.
Can I beat them?
and I beat Nass, so I played him in like 10 1v1s,
that's probably beat him like twice.
I'm good for the Howie, man.
Playing essentially, I am, I am.
Okay, yeah, it's gonna be fun, man.
I wonder what a team's gonna be.
I didn't think you'd get Aiden for that, that's actually kinda crazy.
Aiden, I didn't know I didn't play games anymore.
I wonder if they're gonna put me on a team wave.
How did they usually pick team for that stuff, anyway?
Oh, shit.
a trap and do it on stream
This is by floor it kind of is
You guys have like place for specific moods, I just kind of like put whatever songs I like
I'm not
Oh
Astral
What is going on
We have a similar name, what's your name?
Like your real life name?
Yeah, Shrino's got bangers bro.
Alright, what do we have?
What do we have?
Let's see.
Alright, what do we have, what do we have, let's see.
Our real name is Mariana, our real name is Mariana, M-A-R-I-A-N-A.
Alright, 1903, we're 23rd, wait we're actually, we're tied, we're 18th, we're 18th on planet
Earth, 18th on planet Earth.
We're actually Mariana?
What did you just even look at?
I don't know.
What is that date?
What is that?
March 1st for what?
Dude, Ice Poseidon.
I forgot about him.
stream.
Yo, what is the Ronnie lore, bro?
That made me fucking 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide.
Yeah.
I
Know why you spit
Yeah, what is the Ronnie Lord out of the loop
Why do you hate your supporters?
What the fuck are you talking about?
They spent three minutes yesterday going on a rant about how Gryffindor and the guys
have been going to the bar.
Reached a new high, new peak sub count of 9k, so that was fucking crazy.
How am I falling for the Ragebate bro?
What's wrong with me?
What?
Out of the people in that tourney by the way guys, who do you guys think is the best in
that tourney?
That R6 tourney?
Most of them all being new players but like who do you guys think is the best out
of us. Surely the Fortnite guys right? No way you guys are saying me. Dead ass? Surely
like X is probably good because he's played Overwatch Pro. Surely like Ron and Klicks
are good. Wait, CS more like applicable than Fortnite aim in that game? I feel like yeah.
Actually, I don't know. Fortnite aimers are cracked. How good is Clix now? In Fortnite,
he's still a top pro. He's got to be cracked in that game. He has to be. No way your
The game is bad.
Ron's not that good.
Flix is an attorney, yeah.
Oh, he's under the gaming chair.
I could re-read the names of the attorney out for you guys.
I can't tell if it was gonna be good.
I would just value the people that had like really good FPS experience that
he put it good, you know what I mean?
Like, people that were pros in like, overwatch and Fortnite.
And Ron plays CS as well.
That's right, no, March 8, March 8.
That's okay, leave it to Prime in.
This is Fortnite version of First Cutter, he's good but he can't win anything, ah okay.
Missed the Prime, Maddie did you Prime?
I'm a little bit locked down in the game.
I want to get ranked 1 today so remind me if I miss anything actually.
What is that save bro?
My chain.
Fuck.
I was gonna fake the squishy.
I was gonna pretend like I was gonna go up but.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's one more Rita who's an attorney.
I want you to tell me who you think is the best out of the people in my name.
So I don't know how good those guys are and...
Ready?
Hold on.
Alright.
I'm going to read out into the tourney.
You guys tell me who's the best, okay?
Hold on.
We're 1909 now
There's nothing in so long this is ever 17, okay
This is all 24 one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen sixteen seventeen eighteen
That's right. We have 20 people right now 20 out of 24 right now
24. Okay, so it's
Deji, Phantom, Sina, Los Poyos,
Yugi, Bruce, myself, Aiden Ross,
XQC, Klicks, Ron, Riley, Zoink,
Joe Bart, Archie, Jason, Lacey, Ray, and Sketch.
I feel like X is good. I feel like Klicks is good.
I feel like Ron is good. I'm probably pretty good,
aim wise. I don't know how much the other guys game though. It's like Jason's decent
at ballerina. It's Jason's decent at ballerina. They'll probably be pretty good.
Oh, Jason's dad's playing? I wasn't in this tweet.
How good is Jinxie's bad?
That's funny.
Wait.
I was testing my webcam framing with my shirt off yesterday and you...
Oh fuck, you hacked my camera?
Okay, let's not edit my wedding picture to put Jinx's face on my wife, thank you.
And playing bots.
What a beautiful bot.
Wait, I'm kinda crackable bald.
No they are bots. See how this is one and two?
They are bots.
I mean they are split screening.
We can maybe beat them though.
Save.
You'll always love it or stuff squishy keep it going
That read is insane
You really gave it a prime, man.
Aw, I can reach something like that.
Can we beat the bots? Can we beat the bots?
Spir, what's up, bro?
That's food up.
What's good, Squish?
One missed route in our fucking bowl.
Yeah, after this point, discord.
After this point, discord.
Oh shit, that's not good, that'd be good, wait, what is that, it's hurt, oh, but I'm
locked in, I want to beat these bots, bots are so aids.
All right, that's just unreadable.
But you think you're playing bots or not, real people?
That gets the most bot touch of all time, and then this guy just full ready for the
touch.
I fucking hate playing these.
What kind of weird freak is behind a monitor just watching these bots do this shit?
So the only reason I'm not rank 1 right now is fucking bots when I swear to god.
Every season I would have been rank 1 for months going into this.
It's like the end of the season. I just haven't been playing because of the fog.
Can't play the game.
So boring.
Jack, can y'all stream snipe? Can y'all stream snipe us?
If anybody's R-E-Lo, please stream snipe us so we can get games that aren't fucking bots.
please I'm flat sorry fucking losers bro just sit there with these stupid ass
bots I can't even play the game bro I'm about a full switch to see each
Back to show me bro.
This is strength, see? And this is mean.
Oh my god.
Okay.
What even am I looking at?
Alright, alright, guys, if I could get it.
snipe it all right
on the day of the uh... to one of the two one
was the victim again
well
If we beat these guys we gain more than we lose though, but it's so fucked
Like we can't make a mistake make any mistake
So fucking boring, bro.
Actually so boring.
Look at this shit.
Follows it up to any human that could possibly fall down and then this guy perfectly reads
that it's not even in where it's going.
Fuck my little nuts, briskly.
Whatever the fuck you are, suck my little nuts.
They hurt the other Primeon.
They are huge in open experience.
Do they dodge bumps?
Some of them don't dodge bumps.
Yeah sure bro.
Bro that last time is by Rosé, that time is a banger. You know Puppet at 3am? No K-pop in Jersey in chat.
I just got a bump more.
Oh
Okay
Bro y'all are too young to know these bangers, bro
I think even if we lose like
Like if you play these bot 4 times and you lose twice, win twice, we're up a lot of points
I'm pretty sure.
I don't know what to say, bro, AJ, oh my god, AJ, give it a 10 gifted, bro.
W AJ in the trash, I'm so loved, please, W AJ, bro, give it a 10 gifted.
holy shit
thank you bud
thank you so much bro
oh please try to save that
oh shit they can actually come back
dj pantel leave it a prime in
necropoli they give it a two mark
that's really
don't move right
It comes in machine just to go every day
Please save this
God we're gonna lose we're lose
Thank you a Japanese it's in Bomb actually
I'm not sure how I'll play it.
It's like one ball gets missed and it fucks everything bro, it's impossible.
I'm not lucky enough to actually beat the bots, not game, not game please.
How fucking way it's reading that, dude, these little freaks.
Oh, missed one ball.
I should be the bot to the ball.
Holy shit.
Fastened the programming.
Okay, what do we get from that?
Brother what?
Only six points?
They're below us.
We lost 13?
Wait, wait, so we have to win twice?
Fuck, bro.
Bro how do you have that oh we got real people oh my god
Oh.
Yeah, I mean bot almost every game, man.
We've not we won last one game today and it was still bad as well
We'll get sure
Hey, J, thank you for the time gift that again, but I really don't appreciate that. Thank you, bud
Oh skim.
Like I couldn't shoot it.
Nice.
I couldn't get above it enough.
I had to re-jump this skim.
That was a really good touch.
How do I beat Nancy?
Is Nancy actually going to work?
I hope.
I wanted so quick right now at a high rank, actually, the most quick mode by far.
I guess your day I saw him
But for the bots ended gosh, I hope it works for both bro. They're losing back is to that
Like if it doesn't work, it's just no I know these questions. I'm sorry brother
I did a thing, I did a thing.
High-check.
If you don't get bots anymore, I'll be a happy man.
I think rank 1's on the horizon today if you don't get bots anymore.
I think I can stop us with these fucking bots, crap.
you
you
you
you
you
I should start using basket number one really she non-stream
Slot.
fuck when is the rock on season end guys this season
Let's do it.
11th. Oh shit, I can't get a lock. I can't get a Rekwondo bro.
I can't get a Rekwondo.
You just lost 21 to 3 to bots.
Yeah, it's pretty insane.
It is pretty insane bro. It's really hard to beat him.
You gotta play perfect.
My ball cam changes speed 1.8, I'm using nascent settings from the major.
There's peeking at everyone
That's here's a new like Super Mario movie coming out to some Mario Galaxy or whatever is that like
Like the sequel to the first one I released?
Or is it completely separate?
You guys know.
99 to the 110.
Mortal Kombat movie?
Or the boss in discord bro, it doesn't matter, it doesn't do anything.
They don't do anything about it.
The back room is very kind of thing. I'll hoard with it.
Oh, bro, wait, I want to leave the pass though.
Are you trans?
Uh, no.
Hm.
Hm.
I'm going to go back to the
What rank are you, you suck.
Okay, that is the most blatant rage bait of all time.
I am number 14 right now on planet earth.
14th on planet earth, we're going for,
actually, no, sorry, I'm 12th on planet earth.
We're going for, we never mind.
14th.
We're aiming to get top five if possible.
That's it.
Okay.
I'm a slimy Lizard billionaire.
Please subscribe to me so I can afford you to feet pics.
Hey everyone, I'm a slimy Lizard billionaire.
Please subscribe to me.
I like you to feet pics.
I'm gonna game.
He's right, if you guys do sub we could potentially reach 10k subs the first time ever.
Reach 10k subs I'll stream in a lizard costume.
Locked.
Locked in.
Locked in, locked in.
Locked in.
Locked in.
Locked in.
lock it in lock it in
you're gonna cosplay yourself okay but I'll take off my human skin for 10
case that's so I reveal my true form
yeah what are you saying what the
What the?
Oh.
Nice play.
So yeah, so it's a month from a day that we hit 4 in the subzone of day, that's why.
As Elsie filled up your cricket and water bowls.
Yeah I'm here, I've been married for like, oh I have to watch the actual wedding video
I came in.
Full video.
video
The length given to you to mean I
Know cyber I know so I hope you're good, bro. Thank you, Mr. Sabah
I'm not sure.
I'm always on.
I'm always on.
I'm always on.
I'm always on.
I appreciate that. Halfway to the goal today.
Thank you, Robertsky. Hope you've been good.
Let me chat, let me chat. I appreciate you all so much. Thank you, Robert.
Hope you guys enjoyed the emotes.
Which I'm a little bit locked in on the rank sesh because
I'm trying to get this rank one.
Squiddy let's, Squiddy baby let's fuck.
Okay, I'm gonna pass this time, brother.
Oh, monk. Oh, oh no, monk.
Yeah, I got you. I will do it. Robert, I need someone to tank it actually.
Cybert, even if I get the bow, he's gonna quit soon. Jixi, Jixi's not gonna quit soon,
bro. Jixi loves Rocket League. Jixi will be playing Rocket League like minimum time of
the year for sure. I think it'll be as like main game as like main game rotation,
to be honest. He plays the off-stream too, chat.
He's not going to quit. He really does like it. Thank you. Thank you so much for the fire get the boom. Thank you so much
You did do it some seats you know, I think they're siege season or whatever came out. That's why I'm walking on see through that
that's on me I'm never in this game chat hold on I'm gonna chat properly in a sec thank
thank you cyber thank you robert as well bye
thank you this crazy robert thank you cyber for the love
hold up please smunk
bye
c'mon
how savage is he thinking number between 1 to 100 whoever gets his team signed
robert thank you again bro hope you're doing good robert
Wow what a shot.
Like he has 16 R6.
That dicks it would fuck me just because he knows the map so well.
I would have no chance.
I would probably, I mean I could probably kill him.
I could definitely kill him.
But like, I don't know the map so well.
and
As for this one, Spotify Rocky.
19-21, we're currently 12th right now, I guess.
One more win and we're top 10.
This musty.
Alright, yeah I'm trying to get rank 1.
Alright, yeah I'm trying to get rank 1.
If we win this game we're top same, guys.
I think.
How do you get a ProLawpick?
I'll steam you.
There's ProLawpicks.
If you're playing on Epic there's no ProLawpick.
Wow, it's just for the buff.
The sign at PMPs?
Yeah, that's OG, bro.
So settings and binds for what does someone ask for it that commands for all that stuff
I
Shall leave it go for bomb
I'll show settings after this show
One ten two seventy ninety negative five point three five
I can make a video, should I make a YouTube video on like the best settings right now?
I probably should, right?
I haven't made a 2026 settings video yet, so maybe I should do that for these two cents.
Maybe I'll go make a video through all the best settings.
My key binds I'll show in a sec.
I think everything default except Aero and Parasite and L1 scoreboard on my share button
and then R1 is my Aero right.
I'm like top 10 like this, like 3.
Not much.
How'd you play against?
I wasn't going to play, I wasn't going to play.
There's a top 10 game out of every win chat.
Holy sh-
What's happening to my FPS?
Is it Tuesday?
What day is it?
There's Dan there.
I do take Tuesdays off, you're right, I don't know what I'm thinking.
Can you steal my virginity?
When you put it like that it sounds wrong.
Can you steal my virginity?
I'm gonna pass this time though.
Squirt em up.
Hang on, seem better?
A little bit, a little bit.
Hang on, seem better?
A little bit, a little bit.
Why do I have view bar all the time?
What is this rage bait?
I'm sorry, I just had a troll.
I'm trying to think of a way to do that.
I do I do
All right, that's hot and I think it is I think it is
My doing another fuck a fan contest in time soon
So I never did one to begin with I don't know what you participated in
but yeah that wasn't me. Top 10 locked in guys. We're number eight. Number eight.
One more win I think could get us into top six.
We're gonna think it's top six.
Lupe is able to tear one in.
All right, all right.
Okay.
This AI shit's gone too far, bro.
So what is, what is y'all's obsession with making me and Jinxie just gigantic and then
also just like throwing liquids on us?
well as giving him like five fingers what is that not AI real okay so again
every time I'm jack it's AI and when I'm just gigantic it's not AI awesome
next extra second thanks for the self-confidence boost bro
5 fingers is normal, not for me, I'm a reptilian, I have 4.
have king grown back
but that's a call like
that evolution on us now
what is the song
but what is the song
but i have a nine k so
the sub count up left
It fluctuates a lot because a month ago, yesterday, we had a 400 sub day, so we lost 400 subs
obviously today because those subs expired.
Alright, when in this game we'll get us top 6 I think, good luck in.
The only goal is an angle of the laser right now.
Wow bruh, I'm almost lucky, no one's away from number one, uh like 8 straight.
That's what we play against, could be like 4, could be 8.
We're gonna lose this to the only one of you, so depressing.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm using a setting right now bruh, I don't remember my head, it's like a sub uh, sub
train timer, so like when, it's basically just the, see how many times I can get before
Let's have a read that kind of thing.
I think the most we got was like 1600 before,
we thought it'd die.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God, how did he miss?
Wait, what?
How did I get a miss?
Okay, how did he actually move?
I'll keep it or not.
I got locked in, he's a pilot type MCA doing bruh.
I'll get into a huge game, huge game here.
6 on a line. Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Nice.
Nice one we won.
to the
Nice.
Oh
Oh
This is fucking song bruh I swear I can't skip because I'm too locked but
brother left for that what is this game bro
help I'll score
Oh shit, I did not expect that to happen at all.
Do the thing, do the thing.
real photo yeah I'm sure I'm glad I'm grabbing the fuck is going on alien
invasion grabbing building my bare hands it's actually like I'm defending the
world by the way actually well I rub those buildings off the ground all right
we are number four on planet Earth now we have quite the gap to make you a third
though remember the bots I'm actually gonna crash out though because the
I don't know if the bots think I'm gonna lose some of the points.
I'll say they're probably like 6 hours, 5 or 6.
Have you considered my 10 hour one test idea? Yeah, busy.
I'm not gonna do that because literally every game's gonna be a bot
and I'm gonna probably not. I'm not gonna bring in.
Love you, Squish.
Coming through my depression with my grandma passing for showing up.
Matthew, Mori bro, thank you for the kind of words man.
If I can help, even just a few y'all in chat get you something tough man, it means the
world to me with literally.
So thank you for letting me know.
I'm sorry for your loss brother.
I'm about to take an event.
I don't know.
I actually don't know.
It's super easy to figure out who is the bottom-up.
Alright chat.
Might have to use expense. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
six man six man's
no no no no I was talking about the king's doing guy I read last night
yeah you say I can ask you guys for a minute
squish your out rolling your skin suit please stay
please I beg both of you to stay and play 3v3
ranked rockety thank you
You've convinced me, no worries dude. Anytime, anytime, any time, any time.
Listen, the only thing I can take is out of the box, let's be honest, and even then we can be...
He's performing, he's performing.
I didn't fucking believe me off steam.
GG's, bruh.
I'm gonna report him.
I
Off this world in the prime in
Give me a leader for what for what?
See who he does what is gonna do
I think it's because you're a genuinely good guy and a great streamer, thank you, bro.
So, KP, how are you doing, bro?
If your profile is private, by the way, I wanted to tell you, get it on private, it's
like a sign.
All right, well, like, I don't know what to tell y'all, I can't, I can't play threes
anymore solo dota.
We got number four, should we just leave it at four and just play someone else?
Play twos?
You look curcified.
What the fuck does that mean, bro?
All right.
All right, night shows, pipe the fuck down, brother.
My ability to escape.
GG's, bro.
GG's, bro.
What is the FL Studio stream?
I make some banger,
yeah, I'd probably make some banger music.
You smell funny.
I'm new and I won't learn from you.
It's not even, okay.
You have bigger, Batman, Batman, Batman.
get back to school bro
you have bigger problems learning rocket league
play with nas
i'm going to ask
see if i can get nas to play
major champion nas
he's fucking afk
he's afk, i'm going to talk to him
I don't know what to get.
Half these motherfuckers are AFK.
A job.
Wasn't the question at all.
Why you be arsenal are what he's gonna private. I don't know what he's doing
And it wasn't a private off the menu, bro
Sqlushy, why did you oil me up?
Maybe maybe also in a private
Can you talk?
That's responded.
I'll meet a tempo.
I don't know about that, but I feel like a sweetheart, it's going to make him think twice
about saying no.
Like, how do you say that to someone who says, sweet heart?
Oh my god, guys, only accepting serious offers.
Yo, at Squarespace MindView, I'm watching the stream naked.
Mache, didn't need to know that, bro.
You could have kept that to yourself.
The whole world knows now.
What could these guys possibly have better to do in 30 minutes?
I don't think they are going to be in R open for the next four hours anyway.
I mean, in my own screen, I don't know.
I probably just don't want to play it along.
I'm a top tier Convencer though, like I think I can keep it long.
I can one more somebody to play with me for like eight hours.
I have a way of my words.
I haven't seen it yet.
Lowkey Jorkin.
All right, we need to stay focused.
We're within grasp of rank one.
I think rank two is realistic today.
Rank one might be a thing for tomorrow.
Am I the ditty of RL?
Flaming Dragon, let's never say that again.
Thank you.
I'm gooning in bed to your cam, okay?
Stop making advance toward me, haven't.
Do a 2-bit server with Jinx creators with pros.
See, in Rock League, it doesn't play that entertain, but that's the problem in Rock
League.
This is why I think the Siege thing Jinx is running is going to be cool.
Also, if anyone that's new here, I'm going to be playing in Jinx's 3v3 streamer-only
tournament on Siege, March 8th.
I retweeted the thing saying all the people in it.
So I'll be streaming that.
It'll be fun to see.
Let's take my first real full seed stream.
It's all new people, all new players.
You going to get smoked?
I don't think so, bro.
I think I'll do well.
Again, the people in the tournament, it's
Kuffam, Deji, Phantom, Sina, Los Poyos, Yugi, Bruce, Squishy, Aiden Ross, XQC, Klicks, Ron, Riley, Zoink, Joe Bart, Arke, Jason, Lacey, Ray, Sketch.
I feel like out of all those people, I'm probably the top five on shooters. Out of all those people?
And all in terms of like in terms of like people that play shooters, I feel like most
of the guys don't play shooters like that.
What they March 8, March, March 8, I'm not going to get fucked, I'm going to get fucked.
Stick to RL, but I'm not saying I'm great at Siege.
I'm really good at CS.
I'm not saying I'm great at Siege.
I only have 20 hours in Siege.
Look if y'all think I'm capping you
Decorate even to tank get the bro. I have 26 hours on siege. They even they even a tank get the decor
But I have been trying to play a little bit
Archie viewer here. He is ass
Bought account. Okay. Yeah, I bought my account. I have the number one number one level guy on steam, bro
I have all this shit on my account. I'm level 350 on steam. I have 22,000 comments bought account rather what?
The least bot looking account ever
Decor they even take it the fun fact someone actually offered me $250,000 for my scheme account back in 2020
Should I have taken that offer?
Maybe by then but it's worth more now
$250,000 in XE I did
Would you let someone buy now 500k?
I don't know bro, this accounts prices to me, I did everything on here.
Obviously just my CS skins alone are like $70,000 worth.
Having all these people added, like I have the number one dude added that's pretty rare
as well.
This level takes a few thousand to get to.
All these comments, obviously of my Rocket League hours, all the shit I have in Rocket
that's untradable. Alpha boost of low is probably like, I don't know, 5-10K.
I want to get a dragon lore anyone to chat up a free dragon lord that they don't want
to use anymore back name anyone to chat on the dragon order they don't want to use anymore
back new me you guys got a spare dragon lord just buy it billionaire brother
13k. Specter's able to get the belt. Oh, let me sign, inspector. Specter, specter, specter.
The vacuum of the 500 bits, man. Thank you, bro. And we'll lower off sparkles.
A squishy buffens it would be a dream for you to sign my profile on Steam you majestic muffin
I do see improvised time to five get the directed if you get five I got you better. I
See you here
I don't have ten a day that I can do that's the thing. That's why the steam signs are hard to
Regular lakes I don't have that many
I'm signing a deal with a backband. Damn bro. Why do you have a backband dude?
Holy ego other I only have 10 a day and a lot of people are asking I have 22,000 comments
And if I scroll through sign me bro
Love a sign imagine sounds go sign
Lizzie I
Got a game and I see sign for a loss probably sign up please
sign brother please imagine I said everybody that asked I would I wouldn't
be able to it would take me years I think I can only do 10 a day I can only
do 10 a day because the way scheme works
he's good to sell me yet but it doesn't know Jinx is a pop for all-time
gifters in here chat never did my squishy sign off the profile way no way
No way. No way Ryze has a...
How long ago? Oh my god. It's like one of your first... Oh my god. It's one of your first messages.
One of your first signs ever. I think it is your first. Wow, bro.
Wait, G-Corn, what the fuck?
G-Corn, what the fuck, David31Gifted, bro?
Only sign I have, that's insane.
That's insane.
Right, it's OG, bro.
G-Corn, thank you so much, dude.
Match started, don't fuck it.
Yo, what is this RageBit?
Yo, stop lying, it's not RageBit.
Lying is not RageBit, okay?
Shred of lying is not RageBit.
Do better, bro.
Ace for himself shut it up and play the game
G corn David they're all gifted please everybody say thank you G corn
I've got to get the stuff from the WG corn in the chat Ron calling. No, no, no
Rushie Ron's not calling because of a go bling bling bling bro. Okay, I would hear it
and again
Last time we talked we were beefing bro. I don't think I don't think that kid called me like last we talked
We were beefing
Bro, thank you G corn. I really appreciate about it. I really appreciate it
Thank you so much. That's the goal by the way. You just slammed out the goal. We're 1039 days in a row, I think.
Also, where did everybody go? Everyone stopped queuing.
Your dog shit. Okay. You don't have to copy exactly what he said. You know that right. You could think for yourself.
Okay. And you copied the other thing he said. Got it.
I'm shaking in anticipation personally. If we ever find a lobby here, I think we're
going to just have a time of our life. No, but real talk though, like if anybody that
doesn't want their dragon lore and like you're willing to just permanently send it my way
bro, like I'll take it off your hands, move it in the bobble head. Stern, you're one
One stupid message away from getting permanently banned.
One stupid message.
Check trades.
I don't even want to know what y'all are trading me.
Check trades.
How do I check this?
I go inventory, trade offers.
So look at the stuff I had bro, the emerald, all these cases, the hedge meses bro, desert
hija, oh my god I bought the five boxes, the wild lotus, oh my god bro, this was the
Number one, number one pattern, Diamond Jam, Gamma, Doppler, bro.
Number one pattern on planet Earth.
Every fucking traitor and their mother was messaging me, offering me 30k, 29k, 28k,
30k, what the fuck, chill out, I didn't realize it was that crazy, bro, and then I added this,
I turned it back to Astro.
Kat, I swear to God, I swear to God.
Kat, stop lying.
I can show you, here, let me show you.
I compare it to the...
Look.
This is my emerald.
This is my other combo I had.
Oops.
Look.
Bro, it was actually gross.
This is the one I had, bro.
Look at that.
And this is the million dollar blue,
this is the million dollar blue gem,
this is the diamond gem.
It literally looks better in every way.
I had, this is the best natural game, bro.
Literally.
Last game, these are, yeah, they're perfect,
they're perfect, perfect cornering,
where they look like back now.
There's a cold, yeah.
I only get, I only get like the perfect snuckles
I get the gloves because even the hedges to like if you get
had to put the ugly ugly knuckle looks bad.
It isn't my head is like perfect.
They're like fact new.
But back in the head into like 50k bro.
We're so expensive.
I know CS go bro.
Well facing the diamond gym actually forget.
I miss the raid.
Oh, no, no, no. Nice guys. I missed the raid. I scrolled up.
Okay, no, no, I might have to say this because you guys are saying I'm ungrateful,
but let's not spam that I missed the raid when it's water bottle raiding
himself into the stream. Probably wasn't in the life.
You say all my viewers, dude.
Yeah, I remember Alan.
Chad, this is the downside of being number 4 on Planet Earth.
We can't find a fucking game, bro.
Yo, if y'all are anywhere near a rank, stream snipers, please.
Stream snipers.
Chad, if anyone's near a rank, yo, signed even one viewer raid.
Hope you lose, yo, fuck you, man.
Stream snipers, if you're anywhere near the top 100 of the leaderboard, please stream snipe.
Yo, y'all need some help. I'm going to be honest, y'all need some help.
Okay.
Whoever did this, I'm going to find you.
I'm going to somehow figure out who this was from Twitch Chat.
And we're going to give you head mod because I look damn good, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
I love goodness.
Okay.
And this is the opposite effect, right?
We're going to ban this guy.
This guy's banned.
For sure when we find this guy, he's banned.
a man stated primate
i've never made today my life by the way literally never once a day in my life
brother what the fuck man
Yeah, thank you for the raid.
Bracks, leave it a raid, bro.
The one viewer raid, thank you.
Rise is close.
Yo, I hold Hendrix, give it three months, man.
Do a cocksurfing?
Hold on, watch the aura on me, watch the aura on me.
First try.
Top left corner.
That was a day's question.
Okay, I skipped it, but I think it would have hit the ceiling and went in.
I don't know why I skipped it.
bottom right, bottom right, bottom right, bottom right, bottom right, bottom right, bottom right, bottom right.
Nice one for eyes.
Okay.
More comfortable doing cucks than a right or left wall. You know I never thought about that before.
I feel like maybe right wall.
I could control it better on the right wall.
Eh, that's like about the same.
You are not a world champion, okay?
We said that.
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
He's gone.
The fluke little brown.
I
Down chat pipe down brah heart and trophies
Season six getting out of the pit between D3 and C1 is I can't seem to get past C2 recently
Okay, I can show you my Pokemon cards again.
Bro, this one card I have is worth so much.
But I gotta get a graded.
I actually gotta get a graded.
Hold.
Dude, okay, I don't care, I'm gonna take it out.
You guys remember this card?
Who has this card in chat?
Who has this card in chat?
I probably shouldn't take it out, but whatever.
Who has this card in chat?
Dude, this thing's so sick.
So sick.
One of my favorite cards.
And I was a kid, bro.
my favorite cards. Yo, whatever we do, do not let Jinxy see this card, bro. Whatever
we do. Keep Jinxy as far from this card as possible. Is this worth anything? I'm never
We're gonna sell these, be honest, I'll be honest,
but like, is worth anything?
It's old.
I know it's flit.
Five bucks.
Worth a blow job.
Dude, look how much aura,
and Polion has so much aura, bro.
Look at him, look how much aura and Polion I had.
So much or about
Now this one that I have is actually worth a fuck ton dude look out sick the old ones
It's so that like the old ones are such a nice vibe to them
Look at the old ones for old my champ
Okay, this one is worth a lot.
I think this is probably my most expensive card that I have.
Okay, I'm gonna take it out.
This one, this one's worth a lot.
I'm pretty sure PSA 10 is like 25k or 30k.
This is worth a lot.
I'm not even kidding.
Look it up, look it up.
The exact car, PSA 10, I think it's like 25K.
I swear.
Dude, this shit is so old, literally so old.
What does the two stars on the right mean?
Off-center though?
I don't know what that means, but it's the oldest shit.
I have a better version than that.
Yo, take on me, hee hee, brother.
Did I fucking ask if you have, did I say, hey chat,
anyone got a better version of this?
Hell no.
Dude, look at the nine tails aura, bro.
So much aura on nine tails, bro.
But does this page have OR or not?
Let's see what it is.
Come on dude.
Hell nah.
Yes it's don't fuck with the EV set.
Okay.
All right.
What are you guys talking about?
Yo, Chas, 9 plus if you're close to my rank, please,
trying to find a game
do look at the old venus or bro
i forgot about venus or
did the old cards that this vibe to a minor explain it
so cool
i have so many cards like the nineties
like late nineties
yeah the new cars just don't hit the same
I
Was it nice to do the old part the old cars did look nice for
What does the R mean on this?
There's probably so much in here that I didn't even notice, but what does the R mean on the
right on the left for you guys
Team Rocket, that's a set it's in. Is that any good? I don't know enough about these
cards to be honest but again I probably would never sell them. Dude look at this
Look at this Vaporeon.
Oh my God, I remember this card.
Look at this Vaporeon.
Vate.
Okay.
First edition?
I can't tell.
What is that?
I have no idea. What is that? On the bottom left, what is that guys?
It's old. I know it's old. I don't know what it is though.
From fossil set. I don't know what that is.
I probably do have a bunch of personal stuff in here though. There's quite a few I think.
But I don't know. There's probably 300 or 400 cars I have to look through.
So that little thing, what would it say, a little one?
A little one with a circle, right?
Like this?
Oh, this one's fucked up, though.
But I think this is first edition.
Look how fucked up the corner is, though.
Like PSA2.
I'll start doing it in the future.
YouTube will complain when space is taken up from the screen.
I don't know why.
So what does it mean when there's nothing on the corners?
Like this one, there's nothing on the corners, but it's old.
So what is that? Is it just not anything?
Fake. Fuck you mean fake.
Fuck you mean fake.
This is old. This is from my cousin, bro. It's not fake.
Could be.
How do you know? How do you know if it's fake?
What do you mean fake?
What does it mean when there's nothing there though?
So the rarest one is the first edition like is that the rarest or base set?
Is this worth anything?
Probably not.
I don't blame him, but I could have found a fucking game.
What is this?
What is this?
Yeah, what does this mean?
the bottom left I know it's flip I know it's flip what does it mean
base set to second edition battle good
I have a lot of those Christian, they give the prime, you know,
I think that Lugia is the most expensive one.
That Lugia PS810, I think it's like $25,000, $29,000,
I forget it was.
I have a lot of faucets, I have a lot of Team Rocket set.
I don't know where it went, but I had this Salamance card that love.
Yeah, I don't know if I'll ever be able to find a game freeze, so I try to get two
two more people and just try to queue it again.
Okay, yeah, y'all are gonna say unedited by the way, y'all are gonna say unedited.
Jaycee calling, you know, Rushie, just saying people are calling is not a good prank, bro.
Wait, how'd you get this? Wait, how'd you get this, actually?
Wait, why are you all saying fake?
How'd you get this?
Wait, how'd you get this actually?
Wait, why are all saying fake AI? No, no
Wait, look at my trophy in the background. It looks the same. It's the same
Yo
Wow, yeah, it's getting good, bro
Brother, what?
All right, my three people, let's see the joints.
I'm gonna re-invite and ask.
Bro, that's great, brother, I am.
I'm not even ashamed to say it.
I just thought Q2PiPo was doing a lobby and we signed Q and didn't find a fucking game.
Oh my god, I just want to get rank one, chat, I just want to get rank one, is it too much
to ask?
Maybe we get good luck if we all drop the Prime 7 chat right now at the same time.
We good? Fuck no. No, we good. Money hungry. You know what? I'm not asking.
Look at Virgo, bro. Leading by example. Even Prime Virgo. Thank you, bro.
Time steps are free by the way. I'm not asking you to spend any money back.
Okay.
Like these guys left my party to sit in training anyway. Cosmos is a tier one man.
It just hurts my heart man.
Good life.
Should we invite 10s? You think you can play rock with me?
hoping for the worst, okay?
Zombie David Primer.
I'm logged by 10s on my friends list, yeah, nice, nice.
I'm logged by literal name of my friends list.
Who's gonna invite life?
I gotta pick my sticker correctly.
I
Blind most in a primary fire over king
grand failure to prime it.
He's in the six man series hot
What do these means they're just stickers bro, it's literally just theme stickers
So close like I can literally smell it. I can smell it. Oh my God. I can smell it.
I became fucking play.
Ooh, Ness.
Zero. Zero. You know what's good for you, Joanne, bro? When is the R6 stream?
All right, we got NAS, major champion NAS in our lobby right now.
We're going to dominate the world, bro.
I'm literally on the settings right now as well.
Jira only joined because of NAS.
Okay, so, Stern, do you make it your life's goal
to put me down with every comment you say in here?
I'll leave it a prime in.
Mogged by NAS.
We all do, okay?
All right
Yo
Otis thank you for the sub bra
Watch leave it ten minutes. I just want to find a fucking game. Honestly, I just want to find a game, bro
Yeah, I submit a Q time two minutes. It could suck my nuts
So, Valu, hey, thank you guys for all the follow-up, by the way, I appreciate you guys
coming through.
We're almost, we're approaching 1.2 million followers on Twitch, approaching 1.2 million
followers on Twitch.
If you guys aren't following me over on Twitter, by the way, I always tweet when I go live
on Twitter, I always tweet stuff that's important for you guys to know.
So if you guys follow on Twitter, it is much appreciated.
We're trying to have 250,000 on Twitter.
That was a goal.
So if you guys do go over there and follow,
I appreciate it.
YouTube is always posting YouTube, but yeah.
The line, bro, you don't tweet.
I don't tweet much recently, but I do retweet stuff.
Like, I retweeted the siege turning
and then people in the siege turning.
For example, like I retweeted this.
That's all like backward, but.
Don't look at it on Twitter.
Yeah, Chad, if he's running at turning with 24 people, right, what are the odds that like
half of us don't even show up properly on time?
I'll be on time.
But I'm saying what are the odds that like most people don't show up on time?
Probably pretty high, I know.
So Deji's in Europe, so his ping's gonna be ass.
And you know, if I play some, I might play some.
I might play a bit.
I'm gonna sign me a collab, many, many, maybe, maybe.
That'd be cool.
It's like getting a girlfriend, be yourself, Dane. Just be a nice guy, be yourself and, um, they don't like you when you're being a good dude and be yourself and it's not the right person for you. Simple as that.
So yeah, 24 people.
There's a regular European, just Deji. I think just Deji's European.
I just thought I'd just thought I'd pre-warn you that my name is pronounced the same as
Klerz however it's pronounced with an O instead.
Love you though less than three.
Tips on regaining your virginity back.
You lost your virginity you want to regain it back. What does that even mean?
Just reverse the process now like you could
Holy Q this is the problem with being high on little boards. It's actually just not worth it
You get a fucking game, bro
Yeah, praying you do all that Q-time for bots, you're literally like the worst person I've ever rushed.
If we get bot-ed this much Q-time, I'm going to punch a hole directly through my monitor, straight through it.
Look at the camera for 10 seconds.
You couldn't if you tried, you skinny bitch.
Two weeks to punch through it.
It's all over the screen.
I'm almost finished.
All right.
I cannot find a game at all to have so annoying.
All right.
What is that?
I do think I'm gonna add this as an emote though.
Like it doesn't really look like me with AI,
but like I want some sort of lizard emote.
I do need to add an emote.
It looks kinda good.
I also like this one. Where is it?
This one with the hair this one's so far with the hair
Missed the sub not in not in my wire be just lying I did it
I missed your 51 month the other day made me cry now's I don't believe you bro fourth
around there's a fourth in the world and three is yes prepare for your property my little
bro is using your drinksy train pack so it wasn't a complete waste of time now he
ended up doing them he ended up doing them ended up doing any actually I was
able to hit the arrows I feel like you forgot what we learned that session
though low-key but like somewhere in his mind you know set a bear up I should
I'm gonna hit the Paxman, so...
I'm about to play on 6-3, I don't know.
I feel like people are gonna, if I'm nasty though, what if I'm like too nasty and y'all complain that I'm like, I shouldn't be allowed to play?
Also, how do you, like, I don't know.
That's my question.
Is everything based on this pinging?
Like is pinging super important again?
I feel like it is.
Like every time I see someone on the cam should I just ping it every single time?
Or is it bad?
Yellow?
How do you choose yellow or red?
I just pressed Z.
What is that?
Why is red bad? Why is red ping bad?
This year, how do you red, how do you red scan, red ping?
So, what's the benefit of redpinking then?
Is it like it stays longer or what?
More exact.
Can you see through the walls and shit?
So, when should you red ping? Or should you just perm a yellow ping?
Like, as someone is starting to just perm a yellow ping?
They're about to shoot Cam Redpink. Interesting. I guess they're not going to have the cam anymore,
so it's like, it doesn't matter. I see what you're saying. It doesn't matter if they
know they're being scammed. Yeah, because it alerts them. It doesn't matter if they
know they're being scammed if they're going to shoot anyway. They know the cam
Is there anyway? I get it. That makes sense.
What button was red ping?
if it's bot I'm a punchy hole director by monitor
oh my god it's not bot
I don't know what you say but uh...
Dyr0
Dyr0
alright that's actually more talking than bot
Yeah, that's more tilted.
I can't lie, that's more tilted than bots.
I just keep for 30 minutes to have AFK and then I take off goal.
We have Nass on our team though.
Later Nass.
Just sitting back for it.
I'm just gonna play defense, I just got two goals for free.
Yeah, I'm cute with Nash, I'm about to Nash.
Alright, so we're just selling.
We're just selling, bro.
I'm actually tilted a gyro, I'm not going to lie.
Dude, I waited so long for a Q and we're AFK, I'm actually tilted.
worse than bots i came last worse than bots
i shot i shot it's not bad though it's no it's just because i was killing her
forever but wasn't you forever be fine
We're gonna still come back.
All right, now it's 0.07, I think, for a control dead zone.
Alright.
It's just so easy to hold on and put easy.
If you get a goat early like that, it just gives him such a big advantage.
He got two early, bro.
I just have to end the net.
So cancer bro.
Just give two gold like that
So, that's the end of the video.
Thanks for watching.
Okay
I'm actually pissing down, I'm not gonna lie, I'm actually so mad, holy fuck, 35 minutes
of fucking queue for AFK and the kickoff goal.
Oh my god, I'd rather have got bots, I would have actually rather got bots.
Oh my god, I'd rather have got bots.
I don't think I'm out.
David.
I don't know, whatever, you just lose top 10 off that?
Yeah, awesome.
No, no, no, that was good.
Awesome.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm glad I started two goals down there.
I'm going to keep 35 minutes to start two goals down.
Fantastic stuff.
Noted, noted, noted, noted, noted, noted, noted, noted.
Awesome stuff.
Like.
All right, lock in.
I'll hope it's not lost.
I mean, that's also playing on ping.
So that's where the.
Yeah, but I see ain't going to see your chats.
What?
I'm going to do the rookie aerial training.
But look at this.
Look at this tech.
No stick movement.
No stick movement.
It was your own environment.
All right.
Like, there is no world in a billion years we should ever be losing this match ever.
Like I said, we just shouldn't have.
For not AFK, we don't lose this game.
It's simple.
It's really simple.
But, again, anything to happen at this point.
Anything to happen at this point.
I don't mind if I keep playing these guys, because we will never lose to these guys that are playing the game.
Yo, Cowboy, David and Primey.
I'd rather keep on the distance.
Ooh, slap that.
Yeah, that's a lot of high ping, bro.
dude like I got this news 13 points for the last game we had to play four we
doing four games get that back by the way it's so it's like it's so that's why
it's annoying like did you see a kick it's just so age mask carrying you a
Holy backpack POV brother the net was wide open
Holy fuck
Stop selling nats
like y'all gonna say he's caring but I did just create two empty nets I did just create
two MP, it's like, be real.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
Nasty of the best grand fa, fauna performance ever, though.
This most recent tournament, I don't know if you guys do this, but.
then bounty peel me
I'll be honest, I can't.
I shot it down.
What? You just jumping at me?
Oh, what was that?
It's squishy playing soon.
I mean that's like Shaq and Kobe bro like we're a crazy duo bro it's it's true
I don't know I don't know you see it as well like I feel like we're just perfect as a duo
Have each other's backs.
We're back up to number 7.
Stay focused.
Hopefully they keep killing bro. If they don't keep killing, I'm actually gonna be so sad.
I would have lost points in the last 35 minutes bro. Please, please, please.
How does it even work, it's like a 3 way top 10.
Sorry it's lab day today, dude can you tell your friends to get a third and play?
Yeah, what there's a four way 1924 tie and it puts me on the bottom of it doesn't make sense should be the most recent
Yeah, a B bro anyone I just need I just need your friends to be able to get in my games or I'll tell you the game
Alphabetical order dumbass or my fault dude if it was done correctly it should be whoever
most recently got that elo that way you can't just sit on an elo.
What up what's up bro let me see your donations.
My bit donation I'm turning 40 hours diamond 3 div 2 I could put about two hours a day
to do the work? Do you think I'll ever get SSL and learn air rolls and stuff? That mechanics
seems hard to me because I'm not a controller person and I play games to get max rank, not
for fun. Can you reach SSL 2 hours a day? I don't think so, honestly. I don't think
I think you can reach us in 3 hours a day.
We got bot.
Where are they bad though?
Wait, they're kinda shit I think. I can't tell.
of
Dude what a read man, like that's insane.
This guy programmed two bots because he can't get anyone to play with him.
is a real guy in two bots or is it?
I think it's a real guy in two bots.
NASA top three for right now, yeah for sure.
That's fine, I'll go.
Holy loser, bro. I'm pretty sure this guy has got two bots to play with him.
It's Boston is so cancer I can't even lie it's so fucking cancer.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What about some people use machine learning to basically don't touch mass
These machine learnings like basically these bots played themselves for like millions of
hours and then they're just better than like actual players. They read the game better
Anybody
Yeah, so I'm banned this guy please I should spam me
or time of matter or something
rock, leave it to priman
Wow, man.
Yeah, play as the public.
Alright.
30 seconds, 30 seconds, we actually down the box, get some points here.
I don't like that session at all.
Nice.
Oh my god, bro.
How many points do we get for beating these bots?
It better be worth it, bro.
Okay, that's good.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I thought it was nasty left.
Come back, Justin.
Thank you.
Okay, wait.
Alright, I was confused.
Helicopter, let it go.
Yeet drop.
I buy it, everything default, Aero and Parasite on L1, Aero right on R1, and Squirbord on
share button I want to chat what's your favorite music artist I'm curious to see
what kind of music you guys like what's your favorite music artist Drake Drake
Drake pop smoke future Diddy
Uh, two-pot gorillas, gorillas has bangers, little Uzivert, Uzi's a good shout, Lincoln
Park's a good shout, Juice World, Bruno Mars, Frank Ocean, your mom, that, ye, Kanye
West, you papa.
Alright, so a lot of you guys like rap.
Sommerson, Suicide Boys, a lot of you guys like to rap.
Uzi, yeah, Uzi's got bangs.
He's trying to gauge where like, we don't know what he's listening to.
I
JID to J.I.D. as bangers as well Frank Sinatra in the Roy
Metallica Jacob Satorius nobody's favorite artist is Jacob Satorius, bro
Not saying it's bad. I'm just saying it's nobody's favorite. You're not fooling
anybody. Oasis? Oasis, Bane.
Nah, it's not you dare.
Oh my god, I found actual people. I need to get a third on deck.
For the pinch
So y'all are mostly final rack
What it seems like
This is for top six, but maybe top five actually
I'm not bad like, hey, hey, I'm not bad like.
What a save to be fair bro, like I don't know, one for the bump on him, throws it over
the prime end.
I'm Cuban ass here he's horrible other emerald right now
Good aim, good aim.
I
Need a third
Oh my god.
He's bots not, isnt he real people?
We just, we just beat bots.
All right, we're number 4. We are number 4 on Planet Earth.
That's from Morocco.
They're getting less and more when, what's it called, the higher you get.
If there was no bots bro, it would be so much better right now.
I never know what you had until it's gone bro.
How old am I?
Like you actually asked me Lama?
25, 25.
I'm turning 26, end of the year.
So old, the pushing 30.
You should coach Darla.
Who's Darla?
Lacy's girlfriend now on some on some real shit. I think like I'm not for a company
interact with anyone the girlfriend like that. I don't know. Just come on. I don't want to be this shit
I don't know them well, I don't know lacy well enough to do that.
If I knew lacy better I knew her to maybe, but I don't know them, you know what I mean?
I think that makes sense.
Obviously, if it's a friend, I'm really like, I knowed it well and I would help their girlfriend
sure, but like, I don't know as well, I just, I don't want to be here.
I'm married, bro, anyway, but I'm just saying, like, it can still be seen as disrespectful.
now bro why did people say that I don't see that shit
get the bro. No jinxing Ron later if they want it bro. Or what? What are they playing?
3v3 turniers or something? I'm gonna help them. They even 5 get the virus. I appreciate it brother.
Who's their third for that? Think I believe in the prime man virus. Thank you again for
What if I get the 3-sit?
Alright, what do we play to stop Qing?
So,
Doting, David Thoreau Mazvi. Make some Goth baddies, please. Stop with this Goth baddie like
Once you're on some bachelors with turning into a goddaddy
So I said Q, no I put like three games, four games
Q's been taking it long because we're number four right now
How do you fast finger jump and boost?
Let's press both buttons together at the same time, I'll show, I'll show.
I'll show you in this example.
Alright.
Don't be weird and say like, elbowed and shit.
I got to play weird to show you guys this, but oh, I got to flip it.
I don't know if you guys can see it.
I had like lean forward or should I get this one to be asked that.
Oh.
So basically for faster, my thumb is doing this.
I said that, I said that I like, say I can hold, I can press both of these buttons, while
holding circle.
Sore quest, what's sore quest?
Yo, take your socks off, it's crazy by the way.
Also for your speed flip, this is the second movement.
You're pressing X also with your thumb? Yeah.
Listen to that.
What's your look like?
Hello. I'm doing a show and I'm going to do the controller stuff.
And that's weird.
yeah that's my setup i put my phone here last night this cam wife reveal oh
shit my chat i put a game with like a short camp
watch out watch out
i'll try i'll lean over weird though like i have to lean over to do this
No.
I'm just trying to do this.
They wanted to see how to actually press bloods.
Yeah, actually I am in the Ravasposter.
I need to do it for this.
Should have one more.
Ah, she just shot.
I'm going to go back to the
where my squad?
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna make sure I'm in the camp here guys.
of
Okay.
Wow.
They're not doing anything on the ball.
Alright, so dog shit.
They actually just did nothing for two minutes straight, and then they got a solo player. I'm not kidding.
What can you do?
I think we can come back here, to be honest.
Okay
I'll fix the game after this
Get this peak they did nothing for three minutes and just peak why am I throwing I should put good this game I
Should get with me down I got an early goal and just head on to it into any house
Just that three days. I can't tell this kids
It's from Europe, I don't know. I don't get
Considering I'm lean forward and playing awkward as fuck honestly doesn't feel that bad. I don't know how our team's getting fucked so hard
You guys look key, I don't know. There's either Pete or they're just having a game
dude oh my fuck it's not 17 points or some shit whatever it's loose 9 to 34 no not 3 to 2 not 3 to 15 points
oh my god girl
I can make you rich.
Okay, I have my cam back.
You know what?
I believe in the life duo queue.
I believe in the life duo standard queue.
I'm just fucking perv, bro.
i'm just cursed dude
hey pex, do save it to your one bro
and those kids are never gonna kill again today
i i i i really know they're never gonna kill you
if they get one win they never kill you again
you never see their face around again
you spend like four hundred pounds bro so i'll play it bro
Alright, my goal at this point is to get back to the top 5.
Back where I was before I played that game.
I'm sure like 15 points from
So you said Ron's the best in the R6, sir, yeah, probably.
I would have seen that.
I mean, it's Fortnite aim, let's see, I have mad at it, let's see, if he has an hour showing.
private. I'm out of 20 hours on the game. It's 170 hours, that makes sense. That's quite a bit.
What did they lose that what right did it lose?
a plan really? What are they at? Come open these jars for you? Got you. You know
what? I'm gonna order a farm and not even stop the queue. I'm gonna assume that...
you
you
I
Love they've got two months in love you
They love you you lost your game ready. Yeah, well
Bro just get like we lose so many points these motherfuckers that never played this mode man damn
We'll rank it down, I'll rank it down.
Damage at the second highest?
Where was the Fertility meter in that challenge before?
This is the furthest and bro.
Is there a team for the R6 tourney, we don't know yet.
I only know who's in it, I don't know who's the teams are.
I think he tries to pair people with like, like pair friend groups together, so I think
you might try to pair like Ron, Lacey and like Jason together for example.
But no, I don't know what team I'll have for that.
It depends how good Jhinx thinks I am, but I only have 20 hours, so I hope he doesn't
overestimate me.
Damn, Blub, why are you throwing hands at the chat?
Man, he's good at that now.
I think someone said his dad is going to be with Doink and Rally.
Seaman I have no idea yet.
Oh, okay, look.
Any inspectors on my am I?
Yeah, I don't know if he'll be on my team, I have no idea.
It's gonna be whoever's in the tourney obviously, whoever's like announced already.
I don't know like who he'll put me with.
Does he try to balance it at all?
Like does he like look at Ron being the best and be like okay.
Like as Vod and Jason on the same team might actually be broken.
Jason's good at Val.
It's on Siege. He was on CS, like probably just for them.
8a, Naver, and 10 gift, the rest.
Thank you, Aiden. I hope you're doing good, bro.
How's life been mr. Aidenator you're a fucking 10-bomb, brother and get bots all right
All right beat the bots with there with the random guy
Thank you aided. Thank you, buddy. They'll be in the chat. Please show us a loving. Please show us some love
All right beat these bots by one goal with NASA's somehow put a soul put on my asshole
Thank you, Aiden, I mean, fuck you, Aiden, oh, shit, I should have got the guy at the
I'll be right back you bruh, aww that's something like you bruh
Nice, so everyone works.
And she may reach top for organ.
I probably won't play Rocky when I reach top for organ.
We'll see.
Maybe we'll do a bit of CT today.
I don't know.
stream that's scary it sounds scary I feel like I know it by snipers okay do
ignore the support much love sneak this their bots yes so people like machine
learning trainees bot to be goaded and thank you with them
play fours maybe maybe just on that fours brown
These guys are turning, yeah, Rainbow's like siege turning, 24 people in it, it's a 3v3.
shot. It's been harder doing better than when we had Nas. And today now it's on the
March 8th. March 8th.
What a pre-jump, bro
Is March 8th next weekend? No, right
There's two weekends the weekend after next
It is next weekend
Oh it is, next sunday.
Damn, that's coming up quick.
Oh yeah, cause only 28 days in February this year, that's right, bro.
Wait.
But that's gonna be here so quick.
Next Sunday it's gonna be here so fast.
Probably should play a little bit.
Also, is there like a hit or a knee low when you play on ranked?
They aren't bot, they are 100% bot, what?
They're split-screening. If you made it left, they got mad, they rage quit.
They're a duo-Q split-screening, please, if you made it left.
They're hitting Nielsen like you're playing, when you start playing unranked, like you're playing like lower rank people.
I think we're just not scoring any more I guess.
How many hours should I sell take?
Like, probably 6k, 7k now.
If you're starting brand new, probably like 6,000 hours slamming into the game playing
a lot though.
But on average, SSLs are like 10 to 15,000 hours now probably.
We're 11, we need 10 points for top 5, 10 points for top 5, how long can I get off?
I'm gonna get off, uh, I'll probably shoot for 5 hours today.
Maybe more, but not that hard.
Our random is number 3, was he?
Number 4, oh yeah.
Missed a lot of twos, bots.
Don't play playing bots.
Basically every time I play twos right now I get stream sniped and I just play bots.
It's just not fun.
Top 101, 75th and 1st, top 10 and 3rd use, but I guess I fight the same guy every time
it's used.
I'm going to go out to him.
I'm gonna go out team.
When I have this car, I don't.
bought it on. I want twos. You wanna play a gear or threes? Yeah I'm not bothering you
too. So there's this guy that keeps on just spam sniping me whenever I'm alive.
In 2s
He tried to do in 3s but easier to beat them in 3s
Does he see you?
Man, you see this club, yeah.
The Chud Muffins?
Alright, Blue Super is number 4 to this huge point, actually.
of
I like to live with the 5 monsters, I'm a true runner, you like to be a true runner.
We'll pitch it.
In the R630? Yes I am.
Here's see who's gonna give me, with teammates.
JC Mended in the priming.
Ooh.
I mean I only have 20 hours in the game but I do think I'm probably a lot better than a regular 28 hour player.
I won't be one to friend him on that 250 hours although he is bad at most games and was able to beat him pretty easily
But again ones run really different in that game too
Just because I play a lot of CS I have a little bit of like transferable in that game
I'm getting demoed.
I'll auto-pig it.
What did he say?
Oh, this guy creeps me in a CS match once upon a time.
Oh, that's sick.
Oh, he's definitely working them.
Bro.
No, I'm not going to cook everyone in the fucking thing, but I could definitely
hold my own in those kind of games. GG better than whatever we played. Nice seed.
There's this fully sitting neck
Wow what the hell just happened the playing chance now, but I'd be crazy if they were not
Nice shot.
A mod called Met Desperate added.
How much did we get for that? He's number four.
What do we get?
What are we having for? 22, we got 6 points.
Alright, we got back in the top 10.
Number 7.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the first one, but I'm going to get the second one.
I'm right. I'm right. One more win would get us in the top five again. So we were looking
for. Alright. Alright, let's just do it up, bro.
I have an exotic idea, bro.
So what if we see us to the stream?
Is it the thousand subs to stable for what, what was the bet?
I think she's actually just a sub-gifting like machine, bro.
Top four all time in here.
Hey there, squirting up, having an amazing weekend again, I'm sorry but I'm planning
the invite to the city party on this the private island was never give up when
still
there was a city party would not be on a list but and also there's no city party
process top of that
Alright, this is for top 5, focus.
We're duo-queued here, so we got Blucifer.
Rexes survived Boston Blizzard.
focus yes for top five top five
no control over there i can put it on
What just happened to my car?
Yo, Anarchist chef, they've been priming
I think I'm missing like a few, I have a lot of them.
From free like trade lock I probably have the most.
I'm Frost of the Flakes, you're the primary.
Thank you, I'm Frost of Leaks.
I figured that should good.
All right.
Lucifer, what?
of
Nice to know.
Alright, let's make top 5 guys.
Can we keep queuing after we get top 5?
Or no, like, I don't know, like we lost it 4 times now.
We've gone top 5 and we lost it 4 times.
I don't know if we should keep doing it.
We need to win this game.
Thank you, I'll see.
That's good, thank you.
Did it open?
With warm water?
Okay, I will. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh bro, give me, nice.
Wifis.
Oh my god, bro, that was actually close.
okay that was actually crazy that was actually crazy bro
that was actually insane
The master claw? Oh, I see them.
Life is boosting us as we decided like an insane team play.
Pre-jump a doom
to pull off a successful pre-jump a doom you have to have you have to be able to read the
game six seconds ahead check exactly six seconds ahead the ball's gonna end up on this side
of the field all right so you see how there's a guy at afk that messed up my entire reading
the game. Like the AFK guy actually messed up my entire read of the game.
Sureness.
Alright, I should be top 5.
Can we all just take a second to look at the gourmet meal that the wife cooked up?
Look at this.
We got some steak, some pasta, and some strawberries, but I don't know what that is, but it looks
cool.
It looks bad.
I know it doesn't look bad.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Top part top part
I've heard your RL hours today to tell a child, it's like 900 something days, I think.
916, you know.
If you sat down and played Rockling for two and a half years straight, day in 9247 without stopping, that's many hours I have played.
Thanks for having me, Jinx.
Kind of whatever. We never really had a lot of pre-playing stuff, but we just kind of hop on Shume whatever.
I'm doing the tournament next Sunday, that's with a bunch of streamers.
Outside of that, I'm going to probably coach random people throughout the week, I'll probably
help Stable, I'll probably help XUC.
I will randomly help Jynx as well.
20 gifted if you feel attorney I'm not throwing attorney I love playing tournament I love
playing tournament I hope you just want to counter track I live if I have the worst
Sorry about that.
You literally got a nice golf swing.
I actually have never played golf.
I played mini-putt.
I've never played real golf.
Is golf fun?
I always thought it was more of like a social thing.
Like I always thought of it as like it's something you just go drink beers with friends and
fuck around.
Oh my god, I'm so naked
Oh, shut up.
I just want to take control of my name, so dude they may take control of it when they
put it there.
The game is KPGV.
Alright.
Actually the flick of doom.
What the fuck was that?
Look at the flick.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Oh
I'm not about to keep Q'ing Chax, what if we lose the game, we'll just lose top 5 again.
But I guess you can't get rank 1 if you don't keep Q'ing.
And we're getting games.
I think every game where you look at me like for doki as well
I
Didn't get that chance guys
How'd they do it against the champs in that challenge?
Surely Ron's the best in that tournament then.
I mean if they could make it to the champ, he's gotta be the best in it.
Ron does it in a few hundred hours.
Q2?
Oh shit.
you
I got a lot of games.
I think we're getting more points because we're duoed though
I think
I don't even think I can do that
It was off the wall instead of central, I mean it's kind of smart
See I don't know if we should queue with Xander because like, I mean
Maybe we should because we're gonna luck out one of these points here
If we go on win streak 2, like just duo queueing, we're getting too many points
Xander are you locked bro?
Like if you're locked up down, you have to be locked
I wanna get number 1
Like we're winning everything Dior right now.
2 more challenges for you 2, 1v2 to rank 1?
Yeah, I'm down on that.
It's hard and rocky to figure out stuff like that.
I have a few ideas I could do with Jinx, like 1v1 or something, but they have rumble powerups,
like 1v3, 1v3 him into the people but they all have rubber power it's like that, pretty good.
Oh, oh, shit, that's not what it is.
What is the first two for Siege to win that?
nice old
my big filthy frankfian honestly I never really watched but I only saw like that hair cake
video which was fucking disgusting to never watch that with idubbbz
I don't know if they want help bro, when does that start at?
Are they even doing that?
Didn't it pass?
Or is it at 9?
Oh, I'm a fucking dumbass.
Am I actually getting picked by them?
They're doing a ton of Kalakoran, yeah I'm gonna help them if they want help bro.
This is JohnNTK, they're the primate.
Alright, 9c43.
Are we actually not that far away? We're less than 30 points away from number one.
I thought it went.
What did that person do, 4-trap?
Fifteen seconds remaining.
Ten seconds.
Ten seconds.
Ten seconds.
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
We did it!
Oh my god!
To the whip!
Every whip!
That's muted?
Oh, sorry chat.
That's muted.
Oh, sorry, chat.
That was stand-up.
Oh my god, oh my stand-up.
We actually did it.
We 2v2'd every round.
That is fucking insane.
I've never thought that.
That was crazy.
You actually are so clutched.
Thank you, bro.
It's like a old fucking throne all trip that was like I sold I know he's tight
I know I know he's mad. I know he's mad. I know he's mad
Chad that was
It sweats oh my
Maybe the champs, yeah, who's good?
Ron's gotta be pretty good though if they can do that, like obviously Nixie is insane
but Ron's gotta be also pretty good, he might be the best sensor in there, he has a few
200 hours plus it's a good aim.
From like um, 4-9 and stuff.
He's probably gonna be the best in the tournament.
You won't just bend them easily.
I have 20 hours on siege, so no.
I have 20 hours on siege.
I am obviously abged aim.
I do abged aim.
My aim in Ron's aim is probably really similar, but Ron has the game better than me.
All I do, all I'm going to do is just drone in, just pre-clear angles with the drone
and then go in and try to pre-aim angles.
That's all I'm going to do.
Let's end the prime, man.
I'm down to coach them if they want coach them bro.
If they just want to chill, I get that, that's fine.
But yeah, if they want to help, I'm down bro.
1943 chat, we're number 5 in the world right now.
Right, you see it's my highest rank, it's yes.
Coach Ronald Jixie turning, I'm down, I'm down guys.
I'm down, I'm down.
But they might just want to chill.
only fifth
Okay
One of them points up number one
30 off rank one
you
This is the end of this video.
Thanks for watching.
We'll see you in the next video.
Bye.
But I did it actually.
I think Cron needs you.
Did they actually say that though?
For later?
Don't show me chat actually.
I'll say that, I'll say that, I'll say that, I'll say that, I'll say that, I'll say that.
The chat wants me.
The chat wants me.
chat ones, I don't know if they've even seen that
run again, run again, oh shit
I'm obviously down chat
I'm always done
what is that turdy at?
The 10-1?
That's right.
I think she said one hour?
One hour and 30.
Let me know if they actually want to help those chat.
If they actually do, I'm going to sit down, but don't confuse me.
I'm gonna say it.
Squishers. This guy is so funny bro.
So we're almost, we're almost, almost, almost number one.
He wins away.
We cannot troll.
We cannot afford trolling.
We troll a single time, we get fucked.
We lose so many points.
What is the fuck?
Flat.
All to say.
5,000 hours, I'll kinda shake.
Nice, really good pass.
Yo, Cole, they give the tower bro.
Lama, they give it a 5, get it.
They give the tower what you want, I know, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
If Jinxy wants it, I'm down.
I don't want to overstep, obviously.
If Jinxy wants it, I'm down, bro.
I'm down to help.
I think they can actually win attorney low key Ron Ron's got a good brain on the money tries bro. They can actually win
The front block, thank you. Love if I get the bro. Why both loaded the prime in
Oh drinks, I'm gonna let him call. I'm gonna let him call if he wants out. I'm not good. I'm not gonna bother anyone
I don't really want to be a
Interfering with your your time if they're shown
not like I got it
damn bro how did they get that it doesn't even get
oh bro so close
I thought that shouldn't be a goal, I don't even know what happened, ah stop, I can't
lose you, I can't lose this for fuck, I'm in the Jinxer, R630, yeah, yeah, yeah man,
Nice, I'm gonna get a skin.
Lama, 1900 total subs, holy fuck bro.
They give it a 3 gifted bro, 1900 total subs of the crate.
W Lama in a chat bro.
Actually W Lama in a chat.
How about a sorry, man?
I'm sorry about the chat spamming by the way, I didn't tell anybody this spamming,
but I saw the extra chat spamming that shit.
So I'm sure you don't like dealing with that, but if they won't help, let me know, of course,
but if they're just showing, I'm not going to bother nobody.
Hyper, dude, if I get the bro, Lama, they get so much, buddy.
Yeah, much love that, guys.
I hope you're rapidly grasping on your back on the title day of the three months we're
almost number one right now in the world we're going for number one we're currently
fit if we win like Mr. Muffin or more games in number one
see if it's your one man but how much are you playing attorney or not right the
seed turning you just fuck everybody you tried to get
so you're in that group chat I'm guessing you're just like modding making
sure making sure everything's smooth I don't know if he's still here
I just have the highest rank in siege chat.
Nice.
There you go dude, priming.
Keep fair.
No plans to get this.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, you just dominated everybody then, huh?
Dude, there actually is a gigantic knowledge gap in that game.
I only have 20 hours, but I feel so naked.
I feel so naked playing that game.
again. My aim is good obviously but I just don't know, I don't know the maps well. I have
struggled to find staircases sometimes, like how to even get upstairs and shit. Like I literally
struggle, like if I get on a gunfight I'm pretty confident I can win it, it's just
like finding the place where the fucking next part of the map even begins I struggle
with right now. So naked. I feel like it's just, it's not even a game where like,
I don't know, I just need to put hello hours into the learning map.
Chat FGXY wants up, I'll help later whenever he wants, but I don't want to bother anybody.
Oh, we'll score that.
Oh, Broder is so peeked.
I
Got an excuse bots this is bots. Yeah, please. I'm
What's not oh my god, it's points to holy shit. We just hit the jackpot if we win this as points
The guy we're playing against is number 4 in the mode right now.
I think he's one spot above us.
Don't be a minute.
Winning this would be huge.
Losing this would be devastating.
I'm not sure if I just leave it.
That's our comms coming, so clutch.
He missed.
Oh my, are you nasty?
This is a sweaty game, asshole is full clenched.
this boost is nice good it gets back wall I can't that's really bad yeah I'm
gonna help Jason with 20 half of the few ones guys of course if you forget
I never third player.
I
Shot I got like
Hashtag we want square
Other funny
We need to win this, we need to win this game guys.
Lock in, lock in.
We actually need to win this game.
Oh.
This one would be so huge.
I think we get top four.
Off this.
Oh no.
Nice, good vision, good vision.
Aw, Bratsik attached.
Nice, nice, flick.
Oh, I'm out of team work.
Oh god.
Nice.
From what I'm saying, Coach Xixi, if they want coaching at all, I'm obviously down, guys.
I'm just not going to, like, call and interview with them.
They might be chilling, though.
They're off the high. They just want to challenge.
They might just want to hang out.
You know what I mean?
If they want help I'm obviously there I'm down for it but let let them want it you know
what I mean I don't want to I don't want to like interfere that's my main thing that guy
didn't give a fuck I was gonna fake five times that guy did not give a fuck dude I was gonna
fake like three more times after that. Usually that works. Wait the song
literally is exposing me. I fooled him one time and I couldn't fool him twice
I'll just stop.
Ah, life.
Oh, you missed double commit.
Scared?
I'm scared.
Nice.
Huge points. Oh my god
I get the game TM. That's what I'm saying, bro. It's a real thing
All right, we're officially that's huge. We might have actually just jumped up to
Number three we did we did
Clark it in the prime in we passed up loose prop that passed up crypto stop that
All right less than 20 points away. We're close. We're close. We're close
I hope she didn't defy me.
Now two is close, two is close.
Sorry, Glaxi.
I think you're probably a lot blam, I appreciate it.
Yeah, we are edging rank 1. We're closed.
More than arena days? Oh my god, yeah. Good times, bruh.
Alright, did the guys do putty again stop queueing? That's the only issue, like, they
stopped queueing. I need them to queue again, bruh.
I feel like blue supper for sure stopped killing
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Well rank is Jinx right now, is the plat still?
I go, I go, I get it, you get it
You get it, get it
Okay, okay, I come back for the map
That one
Ron actually got so much better after your sesh with him
Dude, Ron's a gamer though, bro
Same as Jinx, I mean, they're good at like
taking information and just instantly
applying it I feel like. Ron's a troll. First and foremost Ron's a troll. Like he
loves to troll. But like if he takes time to actually learn something he's
actually like smart. Like I think he'll actually learn.
I
Right dude, let's get a game here bro. Come on
Lucifer don't stop cute
No stop Q and blue
I hope I'm on Aiden Rosteam.
Does Aiden play any siege, like ever?
Does he play any shooters at all?
It's gonna be funny.
Oh, I placed the S, I didn't know that.
Alright, fucking fat.
Top two is within reach, we're numbing two games.
So
The name song is dripped too hard.
I do wonder when soon especially if it's next Sunday this tournament
I gotta win this game chat.
Losing is just not an option.
I'm just anticipating that they hit the dump.
I shoulda passed.
Holy shit, I shoulda passed.
Nice, good pass life.
Wow, we're bummed.
Nice, good shot, flood.
I think we're one game off, number two if we win this game.
I'm pretty sure.
Squishily.
The moves of Levimontane.
Nice.
They should look you forfeit though.
No, don't say that.
No, no, life, don't say that.
Think about the people.
Now there I can convince life to do more and more and more.
I'll go to your top two but that's so much edging that's just like the full edge like
Top two.
Room.
Okay, carrying by the way.
Instinct, 35 get to bro.
Oh, someone get me?
Oh, 20 get to the left of state.
Chat, chat, 20 get to the left of state.
Chat, chat, chat.
20 get to the left of state.
Instinct, did the fire get to bro?
25 get to the left of state.
Toe rank one.
Wanna get it, wanna get it, wanna get it.
Wanna get it.
Instinct, thank you, bro.
Saiba, Saiba.
Get around of applause for Saiba.
Hot anime wife, my fucking goat.
Number three all-time gifted, 3,129 subs.
Tell life you wanna sign out.
yo life can you steam sign uh... hot anime wife
he's gonna leave a comment on your steam okay he's gonna leave a comment on your steam can you sign him bro?
random video
yo cyber leave it a fucking 20 get the bro
right up close to cyber bro
kept life in the game
got up close to cyber
mr hot anime wife
look at dunko what is there
what is that
Hi, bro
Hey, Ron's mom's up in a hat here a voice
Still the water ah
Stand up and stretch her yo seriously though on a real note. Thank you so much. I want to get the bro
It's instinct. They gonna fight it
A cyber is actually a goba.
A cyber is a goba.
Gotta get paid first.
Brother.
It does not exist.
Wait, cyber, do you have a covenant on life's propa?
i think life's top 100 in 3s probably
no i don't think i have him on steam
oh lights right here oh fuck i'm doing click it though
you gotta find life steam sabr leave a comment on it bro
find life steam leave a comment on it bro
yindorf i'm not standing again i just stood
minus 15k no no no
you too legend minus 15k bro
Thank you, Instinct. I appreciate it, bro.
Even if I get the better, I appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm not standing up again.
Are they considering on that?
We stand, go do the stunt.
I'll stand up, fine.
How you doing today, Squish?
Only tuned in once during the last game.
We're doing good. We're trying to get right one right now.
Asking two more close.
One more game gets us two.
And then like five more wins to get this one.
Four or five more wins to get this one.
We're close, bro.
If we run into like a scout where we can't find any games,
they're probably going to stop.
for the mom
Well, that's smart life life cyber is in a comment on my esteem profile is in a comment
on my steam profile.
So if you go to my steam, he's in a comment on it in a second and you can go to hit him
through there.
You're picking the RBB LS SES.
Yeah, I will be cyber comment.
Cyber commented.
Jinx sees Toe Lickers' call, Jinx cast.
If you want help with the tournament, especially if you just crashed out at Stream Snipers,
I don't want to bother the guy.
If he wants help, he could definitely call me whenever he wants help.
He knows that, and he knows I'm available.
Jordan even 14 months in.
Thank you, Jordan.
How's it going?
Good, bro.
Seem a little bit tense, though.
Are you good?
Switch call then.
No, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's okay.
Hey, hold on, hold on.
It's every game, every day, every minute, every hour.
Someone's screaming.
it's just it's it's okay hold on hold on it's every game after me every minute
every hour someone's quick y'all like jigsie jigsie someone's dream they talk
we talk we talk bro it could be worse dead ass could be borrowed
I'm gonna be what it is
This guy serious?
I'm gonna find a game bro
Fuck that bum ass coffee mug I'm gonna fuck
Let me know if you see this lighting up chat
we're waiting for a queue waiting for a queue let me see you're lining up
no you're already complaining we're gonna lose all of our momentum I hate you I'm not
even kidding take off your head skin your right face smack the left side of
your face call yourself a fucking bad boy oh my god I'm gonna fuck oh I don't
I don't wanna hear it
Instinct they pretend get the bro my gosh
Instinct thank you bro number one number one number one number one number one number two
I mean number two if you win this instinct they pretend get the oh my god
That'd be the instinct bro five get the plus of ten plus cybers 20 bro
As I go to man, I appreciate so much instinct. Hope you're doing good man
They even love please shot some some love say thank you for the gift. You don't have to do that, bro
Okay, focus. If we win this game we're number two.
Instinct, thank you so much, actually.
Thank you, bro.
So why do you want to... I actually am for like six hours, usually.
Life?
Oh my god.
Number two, number two, number two.
If we win this game though, losing this game would be absolutely tragic.
Nice, scored up.
C'mon.
Healable.
Buddy is like GC now.
So there's only 30 SSLs and 3s right now in the world, 30 or 40 I think.
So yeah, most people are GC even professional players.
carried my life not just scored a first goal that the fucking game do fake like
no matter what I do I drop a thousand points earlier you're staying carried
We're gonna imagine
I mean you guys in chat tried that like battle golf game that super battle golf or it's called
fun with friends, I feel like it would be fun, RDC played it, yeah I feel like that would
fun to play I did want to play
Why are there so many so little SNLs and threes?
I don't actually know why there's less.
i think in twos there's like
it's like so unlucky
i think in twos there's
a few hundred i think in threes there's
only like a hundred total
later bonny have a go bro
okay what the fuck just happened
The same goal just happened back, back to back.
Jargib at 10 bits man, it's my AI image and discord, I don't know if I want to.
This one?
All right.
Number two should be locked in.
We are currently at 11 points off number one 11 11 points and the grind will be for something
at the end of it all 11 points, bro.
Holy carry.
How much of being carry your life should swap to your board rankings guys.
I get it.
Like you'll never give me credit.
If I play well, if I play bad, if I play bad on here, if I play well, I'll never hear it.
Okay?
I get it, bro.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
I don't even want to look at you with that.
We're close, we're close, I could taste it.
Judge Mappas in 41-bit, sir.
Being second is not a win low key.
I mean, I know I'm trying to get first.
What is that, bro?
Holy shit, how did you find this?
I was doing like a muffin ad like last year.
My biceps look so small here though.
I feel like this is a bad angle.
Like there's a better angle of me that could have got.
Like this is more like accurate.
I don't know what this is.
This is not.
This is AI. That's AI.
11 points, 11 points.
Select three wins.
If it bots, I'm going to punch my moderate.
Alright, how many do we get from this, guys?
I'm just gonna wait for him to come back.
So maybe we wait on this thing.
I'll go.
Nice.
No.
Alright, actually Gambino's gonna give it a win, Gambino's gonna give it a win.
I'm calling a fake.
get to the wall, get him
like an M1, thank you Benjamin
Speeding the one guy. Oh, almost shot.
I should have passed to the wall, that's shit man.
Sean Smith, if it's any more, take it Sean.
Number one global, number one global.
Currently number two global.
Uh oh.
Well, this is the Sprix and Geeks by TataScanBino.
say you don't got ball knowledge like that
life. Freaks and Geeks isn't bar knowledge, it is though, it is though, it is though because
People that say that this song is not good, they don't know music, bro.
All right, all right, all right
Just just shoot it just put it in there fucking buttholes from
Oh my god.
I don't even know what I just watched.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't even know what I just watched.
I go AFK while I save this.
I didn't even know what I just watched bro.
How many do we get? Cause we probably have to put those guys again.
That's been number one every season. Okay instant Q.
Oh my god this could be rank one. This could literally be rank one.
We got Blucifer.
Holy shit chat this could be rank one.
focus focus we're six points away
this could be rank one
uh... what the fuck just happened to my car
it's gonna be rank one focus focus focus
life I've done not
don't go broke his favorite mug
on our happened at a rage
with or that's it
what it's huge
Take us home.
Alright, why is this guy peeking?
The Lulu Meow.
Alright, he's gonna peek here.
I'm gonna actually lose this game.
Here's time, here's time, here's time.
Don't give up, don't give up.
Alright, yeah, this guy's actually big, man.
Oh my god.
Why is this fucking random dude peeking dude?
Damn!
There's also a Q-snap, there's bots on top of bots.
We can still come back, I know you guys don't believe but we can still come back here.
I like guys actually playing good, I don't even know what it is.
I need to be real.
Still got time.
I need believers in chat.
I need believers.
I don't even believe anymore.
They're peeking unlucky
That was actually unfortunate I
Didn't believe it anymore
You can't get anything going in there just getting lucky on shit. So here you do
Chalk it up to go next
But it's possible, but it's possible. Don't don't give up. You know
Got a small chance
This needs to be a goal, or we're cooked.
They're just gonna camp now, aren't they?
I feel it.
Hold, hold.
We're on a 10 game win streak?
Okay, I think we win this.
Bro, this gets so lucky actually.
Anybody else has hard bumped there.
Wait
One more, one more.
Hold.
Oral come back.
Focus, focus, focus.
Don't get lucky.
oh my god oh my god life
oh my god we're back, oh my god we're back.
oh my god we're back.
let's just leave it over here.
We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Oh, I had it, like, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
So, Harkspin top is going to hit it.
4 goal comeback, if we just get ranked 1 off of 4 goal comeback
if we just get ranked 1
We're tied, we're tied, I gotta play one more.
I gotta play one more.
We're tied, we're tied.
Jynx is treading.
What's happening?
Is that losing six to the Ron?
No!
Oh no.
Stop believing, bro.
I mean, everything's going the way, bro.
But we also did good.
We passed everything so well.
Chat, we're tied.
We're tied, no.
What a climb out of us.
We're technically tied first right now.
But y'all won't accept this, will you?
Like, we're not gonna say it's first.
I know, I know, there's something going to go a bit crazy, bro.
What a comeback.
I mean, it doesn't say first, you're second, okay, that already says second.
I think if I change my name to have an A at the start it'd be first.
like I'm like I don't even know like you're not even
like you're dead ass like what are you doing bro if you beat me
let's go pay our mods bro can I give you a deal what's your deal what's your deal
we'll play again if you beat me I give you 500 subs okay fine all right deal
why would jigs do this?
why would jigs do that?
why would jigs do that?
why would he do that for me?
just love that floor
let me know if this lights up on the bottom guys
that means we have a game
this next game is rank 1 game
guaranteed 100% no matter who we play against
it's rank 1 game
if you play bots, i'm gonna crash out so hard
i'm gonna boost too much
not gonna help you
and then
I'm just gonna stop going for fucking
dude. Jeff, this guy gets every bout. I swear to god.
He does.
The guys who just played blew a 4-goal lead, I'm pretty sure they're not gonna queue again.
So we gotta get somebody else.
Oh, what a shot from there.
Wait, actually a crazy shot here.
I don't know if they'll show it.
That was a good shot.
Dude, that was a good shot.
That was a good shot.
I'm queuing chat.
We're tied for first right now in the world.
Go one, go one, go one.
We just had a four goal comeback to win that game.
Karma's gonna get you.
That's a feeling a bit embarrassed.
I mean, I could cope because I also helped Ron, right?
Like, I also helped Ron.
So it's like I can cope a bit.
I've only lost the bots today.
Zac is even priming.
The Skyder said, chat tell this dumbass it's squishy pranking him
Me home
Went for a game slow chat died for first next game is guaranteed rank one game no matter what happened
Next game is guaranteed rank one
Fuck!
I didn't know how to do that, how do you do that?
Nice shot, nice shot!
Thank you, Disvape Szydemy.
If we win next game, no matter what elo we get, even if we get one point, we're getting right on chat.
Wait, what?
We just need to win.
Wait, so wait, wait, so now you have, so when you put money on the line, all of a sudden you become like a proud.
Hold on now.
What?
Wait, what?
One point is possible, yeah.
Wait, chat, so all of a sudden, so all of a sudden, oh, so all of a sudden.
Wait, wait, that's Oror from Jinx though, no?
Like he put 500 gift in it, he knew it wasn't going to happen, I wonder.
play so must be in his room lol
lol chat must be in his room lol
stopable stopable force first moveable after
someone someone q snipers someone q snipers i don't care at this point someone q snipers
i just want a game
we're technically first i don't care what you guys say we're tied first right now
It's 1-1. It's 1-1. Okay?
I mean, you're actually like incredible, I don't know.
You're like always on ballot, always win them out.
What's that first, bro?
You're never out of position.
I mean, sweet mother.
I don't know, Bayzie. They change that shit all the time.
Someone trolls my tracker and puts me- that I'm from crazy places.
I'll get to the rank 1, okay? I'm locking in then, bro.
Forget on the line, I'm locking in.
I'm scared of running into him because he wins the pouch every time I don't know how I've won like one bounce
Yep, there's another bounce
What the wife make a survey?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jinx.
Come on dude.
This human being gets every bounce.
Come on dude.
You made steaks?
Pasta and some strawberry salad.
You actually broke one.
Wait, that's actually...
Yeah, wait for the save now. You don't care anymore? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, this five are such a fucking way.
Thanks.
That's breaking rule one. That's what you get.
On everything I love, that's what you get for breaking rule one.
Don't break rule one.
Don't break it. Stop breaking it.
I guess you're like,
Stop breaking it! I guess it's like, stop!
I hear every word you just get every bounce.
I can't do it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That was getting me to get fucked.
Oh my god, that's just what it is.
Nooo!
Dad, I can't tell the brawls the greatest player ever, or...
If I've lost every 50-50 to the last one, there's another portal out, somebody fuck me in the ass.
That's not open.
Wow, that's wild.
Who about even fighting?
I didn't go overtime last time for you, and you didn't do it for me?
That's cringe.
Cringe.
Cringe.
You're already back five.
Cringe, cringe, cringe, do we do a game for that?
Sure bro.
Bro I still haven't got a game, it's been a whole game.
Bro everyone stop queuing.
Okay to be fair, to be fair, I can't beat this guy.
Like, bro, chat.
I think the guys we just beat, we reversed, we were down four goals and we won the
game.
They stopped queuing.
Right, barely play Rocket League.
Place way more.
Just so happens that he's...
Be quiet, ball boy.
All you do do.
Oh game, game, game, game.
Oh my god.
It's bots! It's bots! It's bots!
We have to win, we have to win, we have to win.
Please, it's bots. It's bots for rank 1.
Fuck.
Lock in guys, please.
Score that P-Click.
Oh my god, you're so-
No, I would've been so horny if you scored.
Alright, we have to play perfect. We have to play perfect. It's the only way.
And I'm not queuing this last game.
No matter what.
Last game with the res, because I don't want to play bots over every game.
that's one guys no we can't be missing bad no we can't no no no we can't be
missing bad like no no we can't make that mistake bro I just get all the time
I should have just left it at 1 bro!
Life! Please!
Oh my god bro, we're really playing fucking bots.
What a pussy. Whoever you are behind the screen playing the bots here, you're a pussy actually.
Hope you know that.
Like genuinely you're a pussy.
Bro, I fucking hate this kid, whoever's doing this shit.
Alright, we'll play again tomorrow, the threes, I don't know.
I mean it's come backable, still.
Wow, we fucked up, you can't make that mistake, life man.
Playing these bots, you fuck up at all, you're useful now and again.
It's cooked.
It is cut.
What was that win streak 13 not playing bots 14 how he eats bro
Yeah.
That's so boring.
i mean the things i want to say to the kid that's behind the screen doing this shit
i'm gonna be nice but you're fucking pussy straight up you're fucking pussy whatever you're doing this
you're actually pussy
you can suck both nuts if you're watching which i bet you are
you little piece of shit
you can grab my nuts and just fucking suck them brown
literally suck them
okay you're useless you're fucking useless human
Suck em, both of em, real good too.
And so you give it 20, you give it to bro.
I don't care where to rank one.
And yo, holy fuck, we just lost rank two off.
Oh my God, that kid's such a pussy, oh my God.
Who does that with their time?
Bro, get a fucking job for real, like what are you doing?
He's doing that and selling the accounts.
Get a fucking job. Just get a job dude. Seriously
Yo, it's a thank you so much, bro
They even a fucking 20 get the pipe or the five get the we were right one. I don't care we were right one
If I minus all the literally if I minus all the you love lost the boss this season
I probably be like 200 you know higher on my right right now
Yo, legitimately suck my nuts, whoever that was though, because I know you're sniping.
I just know you're sniping.
Suck my nuts.
Yo, Piper, thank you bro, and if I get this, thank you and thank you as well.
You told him a snipe though?
Yeah, you think I pulled a bot?
Watermelon, watermelon, let's use our brain for two seconds brother.
I know you're rage-vading, but you think I wanted bots to snipe me?
I wanted real human beings to snipe so I can get a fucking game, bro.
I don't want to play super human fucking robots that are unbeatable.
I don't want to play that.
Brother what?
Can we use our brain?
I do see it.
Can we use our brain?
Alright dude, it looks like...
It's whatever bro.
Congrats bro, you play more than me and you're better.
Who would've thought? Fuck you.
Roundail, we got 26 minutes till the tournament.
What is this email that you're typing in my chat?
Please stop.
Roundail, roundail, let's play some rank.
Let's win a game it's high first. I should have just left it. I was high first
I'm actually left it. We lost we just lost for we have to win four games
I'm back. I know that's not how you to start your dominance. Can I get a fact?
Hey, where did my color go?
You do, bro.
Guys, stop with this fucking demo.
That was the 10th time he took a piss in the last hour.
Is he fucking like smoking dick?
Are you rank one yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Savor.
Savor.
Don't get me fucking started.
We were tied for rank one.
We just played bots.
Don't get me started.
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt, now I'm gonna start it.
We were on like a 20 game win streak or some bullshit, and we just ran into bots.
How do you redeem?
What an actual joke, what an actual joke, that nothing's getting done about this shit.
And they're gonna add this anti-cheat and they're gonna find a way around it.
I just know they're gonna find a way around it.
Are you ready one?
Such a fucking joke
I'm fucking horny that's what I am. I need fucking sex right now
My penis went up
Sounds like a skill issue to me lizard boy tactical poop
You're on thin ice bro skill issue have you considered getting good sounds like a skill issue
supply high
why don't I download the box? Oh why don't I use the box myself and then stream
myself cheating to thousands of people?
That's a good idea
I'll show you a good idea.
Wait, it does?
Wait, but Jax, but not at all.
Jax, isn't the dirty of it just natural?
I mean, yeah, but you get a lot if you go to the gym, right?
Yeah, but I feel like a shit, it's not like it matters in the scheme of things.
No, it definitely does.
Whatever. Tomorrow is what we're going to do.
We're going to try to catch a streak of time.
We're going to try to catch a streak of time where there's no bots tomorrow.
And as soon as I run to the bottom, I'm just not going to Q3, so I'll Q it in different mode because there's no fucking point. It's literally so boring.
Yo, are you rank 1 yet? No, no, real funny, SKM. No, no, no, no. So funny. Good one, dude.
Yeah, tomorrow we're going to play 3s for sure, still. We're going to try to get rank 1. We're only a few games away.
I shouldn't have played another game, bro.
It's so annoying when you lose one game here, especially these fucking bots that are like, they're not even top 100
You lose one game you lose like so many it's like four wins worth to get it back
But you're gonna win out every game and not gonna bot during four wins. So fucking hard
Clickbait title
Tactical poop, save us seven months. Why are you ranked three pecked up even?
Rank one stream when?
Oh
Like crazy, bro
You can't go to sleep on that bro, I'm not gonna re queue into boxes fucking
Like watch ready you say in that for a second
Now we both go up, have a shot, you stand that, you stand that.
Nope, nope, see, there you go, stand that.
Tell me what you wanna do.
See, there you go.
I go, I go.
Nope, I go, I go.
Ooh, he's, dude, he's really like a speedboot, shit.
Am I going for rank two tomorrow, complex?
No, I'm not going for rank two, I'm going for rank one, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We got it today, I don't care, I don't care what y'all say, we got it today.
We were tied for the number one guy and we played another game to try to actually get over the line
because I wasn't playing bots for so long and then of course we got bots
because some piece of shader is watching and is like oh it would be hilarious to troll this guy
and throw him against the fucking super human robot that can't lose the game
and it would be so funny. Hilarious dude, no no no no
Super funny bro. Hope you got your chuckle.
why are you upset no you know it's crazy I guarantee that kid was waiting till
I was on the right one game and I guarantee he's gonna just he's just gonna
watch them on the right one game and then throw me against the box I can't do
anything good on him oh yeah rushing good on him we got it always says
Fixie Colin Ron Colin when we're middle middle of the stream
You know I'd even prime it
Stay humble queen stop reading your chat dude, you're pissing me off
I cannot ban the bots brother, I don't know, I think it would be the easiest thing in the
world to detect.
Who?
Okay.
Let me paint a picture for you guys.
Let me know what you're a guy from the dono, thank you for fighting all the way.
Let me put a picture of you guys, listen how easy it will be to ban.
We're in top 100 ranked right?
Top 100 3v3 on planet earth.
Who in top 100 threes is going to be three cubed with themselves?
Split screening triple split screening.
When rank you see no I'm going to slap you virtually out of my chat.
Literally.
When am I playing ranked?
I just played ranked for five and a half hours straight to get ranked one and then ran into
bots at the very tip of my edging.
I'm on thin fucking.
I'm like right at the edge of my fucking patients bro.
Okay, when playing ranked, I just played five and a half hours of ranked straight to get edged at the finish line, tied with first place, running into unbeatable bots.
Don't ask me when I'm playing ranked.
My point is this, we're on top 100. When do you ever run to real people, split-screening, triple split-screening, top 100 ranked?
When do you ever run to real humans, triple split-screening, top 100 ranked, winning every game, like 90% plus win rate? Every game.
Nobody does that.
It should be the easiest thing to flag in the world.
I don't understand how it's slipped into the tracks.
I don't.
I think it's terribly done that they're not fixing this.
Everyone does.
Oh, everyone plays SSL top 100 ranked triple split screen
with their buddies on screens this big.
With fucking input, input the layout.
The ass.
Yes.
Nice guys.
No, no, no, no.
We all do this.
Yeah, you're all you're all SSL top 100
And you all split screen with your buddies on a two inch by two inch screen with input delay lay out the fucking ass, bro
Of course
Listen, I'm gonna watch their turning
All 6.5 K of us there's not even 6,000 s cells in the world
I mean some fuck a lot of time
Why get off rank when it's right there? Oh why get off from ranks right there? Yeah? Yeah, I really like
Man everyone makes mistakes. I'll take a calm booty, but
I feel like if he was there, chat, that wouldn't have him.
Look, I'm just going to say this.
Get all the rage baiting out for the last game there,
because we're about to play it.
Get all the rage bait out.
All right.
And thanks.
Thank you for the love, man.
I appreciate you dropping Gip, that even though we didn't get it,
we didn't officially breach rank when we only tied it today.
Tomorrow, we'll try to breach it.
That's a great spot.
Are you in for it?
Good night, Instinct.
Chat, even though we got fucked at the end of the road,
did you guys still enjoy?
the road to rank one today the grind today you went from idiot to number one
side was it still fun to watch yes or no yes yes good mostly I'll say yes
that'd be the tier one man road to rank three you mean okay you don't have to
bring that up no fuck you notice where my life liar your number three no because
You're not number one like they should create one number one never got number one disappointed
Okay, I just don't like it's music. That's all
Yeah, everyone's a time to throw an opinion supply doesn't like my streams. Have you ever heard skipping class? I
Think he has a good beat selection
You know what chat I'm getting 20 nuggets and what do you call me fat? I'm fair. I like the low. No, the low
I'm gonna fill up a water bottle with my bareback.
I thought about a barricade
I go yeah we have 10 minutes or 13 minutes so game time it's time to get
on me if you've been enjoying the shirt and good fucking vibes today bro I go
oh I had limp penis right there what the fuck was that out of free go on
god
i'm going to get to the boost
i'm going to go back, i'm going to be mid
oh give me there, me there, me there, nice
oh easy go
Oh nice try nice try nice try
That's your fucking god fuck
Oh no
I bumped him
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what up
I got another shot
My ass is burning right now
That's why we shouldn't want to see the turrets
Oh my god
Don't hurry, hit up the middle, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it
Oh too high, too high
I'mma be there, I'mma be there going
I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.
Nope.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm asking you, I'm asking you.
That's a ternace!
You're not a ternace!
How did that even happen?
Me, ho.
Tell me you missed.
Let's be honest.
You missed, though, chap.
That's a no.
That's a no.
That's a no.
That's a no.
That's a no.
You missed.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
If you play it for everything, it's a job for me.
No, go finish it. Finish it. Finish it. Finish it.
I got it now.
And then you caught him.
You didn't save it.
This guy is brainless, literally.
You actually need to talk. One guy you can talk.
Yeah, I can hear this.
I've got to get out of here. I've got to get out of here.
I've got to get out of here.
Move.
All that.
all right but why'd you fucking told me this sounds so
unintimidated I already know your fucking old-ass head got wrinkly when you
said that
I'm back
I'm still mad about what just happened but
I'm gonna watch so they finish their turn and chat that I'm gonna go, okay?
I'm here playing back. Don't worry, I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I want to see if they won
We did five hours and 40 minutes 45 minutes of rank threes it went from 80th to number one and then down
We lost the last game to
We're number three right now for one game off number two
um is what it is bro is what it is we lost so many fucking points from that
by the way like nearly 20 points I didn't know it was possible
oh fuck, stand back right there Jay
I know I know I'm gonna set it to the middle
here it is, here it is, here it is, go go go go go go
You lost on jerk mate to bots. How is that even possible? I mean it's more I hope so.
I gotta be so strategic about how I queue because of the bots. Like before we get
rank 1 every season easily just because there's no bots and this season it's just like
fucks cuz I'm trying to time my Q
nice try kid
bruh we got 8 minutes until tournament
alright dude
one more one more
that is time for one more yes
that is time for a real one
three
oh my god bruh I'm actually like
never like about to just like
you just
I need to get
You just farting Mike
Just depressing chat like we're right there
I'm gonna turn off the control today
What?
I'm gonna watch that tournament then I'll get off after guys
I'm gonna watch that tournament first
We are history
Look at you fat bitch bro. All you do is order fucking wait these 20 nuggets and now you're eating chips
Well that fuck
Run I just ate. I just ate. I just ordered the nuggets
Thank you
If we win this tournament thousand give this up some time
I'm not actually upset. I'm not actually upset. I'm not actually upset. I'm a rank 1 every season for 3s as long as I can run down the ramp.
It isn't knowing the boss problem is a problem.
You do.
Run.
No.
For the next 6 minutes, let's have like a philisophilis.
Philisophilis.
Huh?
What?
Philisophilis?
What do you think happened when you died?
Um.
One question.
You know.
They've been there for 2 months.
I am the sole of your good person.
For heaven's sake.
I
Love you squishy less than three
That's pretty well now shadow is over
I like I like the red the black is like the shadow
One and then I think if you're a good person, you know
Good things will come after you in the in another world. I think you get respawned now
I think you respawned in person. I don't do steam ads stuff. I have a theory that deja vu is fine
Because I don't know what to say. What's that one theory about deja vu chat?
Crazy, crazy bacon. See the timing.
We have to re-encrybe. That's the reason.
So Ron, you think you have really weird deja vu? Like really weird.
You think in life you get deja vu? No I've gotten deja vu.
Have you gotten like weird ones? I've gotten weird ones.
I've gotten everyone's to but run you think when you die you get reincarnated and then you forget everything in your past life
Is that what you think? I
Mean, I don't really think I don't really think too much about death
So I don't really know
But I think everything happens for a reason in the world like I think I think every similar thing good or bad
Like I'm not getting right now. It sounds
Might put question marks, but I promise you I do on
I lost my legs tomorrow in a car accident. It taught me something. I'm supposed to have that happen
But I think obviously it wouldn't be good, but I I think after like 2023
I think I learned a lot that like everything in life happens for a reason
It's all trials and tribulations. You know what I'm saying like you're supposed to fail
You're supposed to go through failure. You're supposed to fuck up
That's a whole point of life if everything was easy there'd be no meaning of life
It's mom fingered his ass for a reason that story is insane
The story itself actually isn't that crazy. That's like mom's just have to do that kind of thing sometimes
Yes, but like you want to know what I think round saying it to the internet is crazy
listening
so like
Dude one of my buddies told me it's a long time. What I'm just saying like
Like, okay, if you had some sort of medical thing,
where his mom had to check the inside of his ass
for whatever reason, I'm just saying it,
it was like, I don't know if it was fucking what.
What would it even be for?
Check the prostate?
I don't know, maybe his mom's a fucking nurse
or some shit, right?
Like, maybe she wants to go in there and check it out.
Right, I'm just saying that's not that crazy.
It could happen.
I'm just saying the fact that he told everybody
it is a little bit crazy. Going to every city whatever meeting everything you could do and then
after that you're like wow what else does that do you be bored after the first 20 years but because
life is so limited and so short so it makes it precious I think it's what makes it precious bro
and I think it's what I agree it makes time more valuable and it makes it to where like the time
you spend on the planet is sort of however you want whatever what makes you happy but like it
make it gives like value in a sense you know
well yeah and i think that's why i like
again like i talk about like failure and like everything it's like
during like life you're gonna go through so many ups and downs and like it's
never gonna be perfect you know
and like i think living a life and messing up is just amazing you know
it's my life i'm a fuck up bro look at me
you're not a fuck up dude right is there any team name you want we're about
We're about to start in one minute.
Ready what?
Is there any team that you want?
We're about to start in two minutes.
Cock munchers.
That's going to be bad.
What about penis munchers?
That would also be bad.
Dick munchers.
That is also going to be bad.
Lower testicle munchers.
What about low test?
Low test.
Let's be honest, I'm no test. No, well my cum shots go to the ceiling. Yeah
I'll tell you bro. This guy's I don't even know. Okay. There's one time at the NRG house
It was when I was in NRG
Listen, I doesn't matter. I could tell I was a minor
second NRG house that we had in
California it was the first time I came to LA
Right before we were about to leave like we were leaving to
I jerk off so hard it shot on my face not kidding. I swear to God it shot all over my face. That's the first time I
I
Want to ask how did it feel but not
Not like a like a like a like a zesty. They're probably like how did it feel so hot, bro
So you nut it on yourself
Okay, I'm locking I just want to watch the tourney. I'm gonna be off
I'm gonna be honest bro, if I was able to turn into like a woman for like 20 seconds, I would probably grab a drink
I'm not even kidding, I'll shovel pine up a little bit on the job
Yo, Picola
I don't know, I gotta try some crazy shit
Picola's cave, they give this a uppercase
That's like spiky, it's so spiky bro
That hurt, bad
Chad, don't be all this love, boom
Hey, ladies in the chat, ladies in the chat
Bro Rad, let's be honest with your face
Yeah
It's just there was one time when I was younger
Two girls one copy whatever
I was really a bitch showed me a video of a guy eating cereal out of a girl's butthole
And it was like no, we are about to be in a tournament. We've been waiting for your girl feather feather welcome
welcome
Listen, we're very listen
My chat's a very respectful safe place for all women and men in life.
Fantasia, leave it a prime. Thank you.
I
To truth one by you're not a girl
Scorpio to that could be a girl
There we go. I see you
Sammy there we go. Okay. I'm gonna be unbiased when I say this I think about 2% of my challenge girls
I'm not even maybe 1% I feel like 80% of my viewers are girls
Why do you feel like that?
Cuz every time I take my shirt off they put like I'm so sexy
Bro, I can't bro, I can't go wrong no dude come on
So
I run a poll right wrong this is this these are the analytics the poll says are you a girl
46% of the chat is yes chat. Yeah fucking right. Yeah, right. I
Feel like most of my chat is like women and they're just scared of the type because they're afraid they're gonna get judged
Yo, ladies speak up. It's okay. I have a penis and I love you
What bro, I love that you love me, but what is the point of telling me that you have a penis?
I'm gonna be honest broke 2% of the dollars girls make you one percent. I'll do it. It's her name
I'll test it right now right men men are usually broke all the queens have the money yo men if you're here
Give two ones up ladies get five. I'm trying to see
Bro one one of these guys weird like miscellaneous ways of getting people to get
You look like a thumb, alright that doesn't relate to the conversation at all, but literally
my YouTube analytics agenda, I've seen it before, so I have about 5% female audience,
95% on YouTube.
It's 5% to 95% on YouTube.
On Twitch I don't know what it is, I've never really looked at Twitch, probably similar.
I'm not even kidding, it is 5%, I've seen it before, because I haven't sent it to
stuff like that. That's 5% girls, 95% men.
Read the chat and I'm nuts. What do you think I'm doing, Zinks?
I'm a girl, touch me. Your name is Drew.
And your previous messages were, what's your goon streak?
streak. Take your pants off. I'll sub. It could be, girl. Show me the W print. I mean,
yeah, I mean, it could be just a really, really freaky girl as possible.
Oh, Michaela with the five. Thank you, ladies.
Older with the five, big with the five.
Thank you. Oh my God, Adam's wiener with the five.
Thank you, ladies. Thank you.
Okay, so during the second sub-abund,
me and Jason went to the bathroom during one of the segments,
and we heard that if your ball sack has taste buds,
we know with the five. Thank you.
So what we did is we both went to the bathroom,
and I put soy sauce in a cup,
And I put my balls in the soy sauce and I swear I could taste a little bit. I'm not even kidding.
So Ron, from the last two hours of stories you've told me, I wouldn't be surprised if your penis was literally purple, bro.
Ron, do you ever just regularly jerk off or do you have to have weird condiments on top of your leader?
I don't jerk off, bro. I get pussy, bro.
Wait, I forgot you don't groom.
Wow.
Oh, I'm such a fucking loser.
Jack, like, bro, Jack, I gotta actually, Ron, I'm gonna stop like talking to you, because
you actually have a girlfriend.
Jack, when your friend has a girlfriend, it just makes you feel like a fucking loser.
No, I think you're actually way cooler than me.
No, really, Ron.
Stop.
You've literally got a face tag on your girlfriend.
No, I think you're cooler.
I think you're cooler because you're gonna have like such good dads.
I feel like you're gonna be phenomenal dad, bro.
I feel like we'll be friends, I hope that we're friends too and we have children.
You said we're gonna have children?
No, not us.
Yes, bro, yes.
Yeah, I feel like I will be a good dad.
Dad, I feel like I'll be a cap.
Cap. That's true.
But I feel like you'd be an alcoholic dad.
Like, you would drink beers every weekend and like watch football, but like, you'd overly drink.
Boston, what the fuck?
I just wanna watch TV and get off.
You're gonna be a dad.
So much rank today, six hours of rank today.
Bro, the big is, I'm a half, like, I'm a half of you.
Six hours straight of rank grind, just to get,
you guys don't understand,
six hours straight of rank grind to tie first place,
and on the first place guaranteed promo to first place,
we get bots.
You don't understand the pain I just went through.
They go again.
No, no, no, I'm saying, six hours,
imagine sitting down,
setting your mind to a goal for six hours straight,
all for it to be taken away by some fucking robots, dude.
I
He's sarcastic dumbass, my fault.
Dude, look at Dixie's facecam right now.
Like it looks like I'm cutting off his cam, which I am a little bit, but look.
Oh my pitch hold on I got it I got it I got it I got it I go I go I go I go I go
If you're being serious, are you actually being serious?
I went there to break it back to 3 years of being with somebody, it's hard, it's hard,
I think it's almost like a necessary event in most guys' life.
They go through one big break up and fucks them up for a while,
but you learn a lot about yourself.
You learn a lot about what you want in the future.
It's a good thing.
It's a good thing in a way.
Kind of sets you up for, you know, the pain at the time
will set you up for more success later on anyway.
So just think of it like it's a necessary event
that you needed to progress and achieve
your goals in the future.
And it kind of saved you from, you know,
what happened and they didn't know, anyway, if it happened now, it was gonna happen eventually.
So just think about it like, it's something you can learn from rather than something that,
you know, tears you down. Obviously you're gonna feel like shit for a while, that's normal.
That's natural. I did too. But eventually, you'll be alright. And then you'll meet
somebody like me. I met somebody, you know, it was like seven, eight months later. And
yeah, I felt like that happened for a reason so that I could meet the person I'm with
right and I'm a return so I feel like everything happens for a reason bro that's
all don't don't don't let it don't let it either you just trust that the
universe has a plan kind of thing you know that's all bro
I'm calling, I'm calling.
If you can find me.
I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna find you.
I'm gonna find you.
No.
Yeah, but we're playing.
All of my friends that I got into relationships,
I think all of them had a big breakup.
I think every one of them had a breakup that left them
in a kind of shattered state for a while.
And yeah, I think it's normal.
A lot of guys have to go through it.
But like I said, just trust that that's intentional.
It was meant to happen for you to find your purpose later on,
right, whatever you meant to do later on.
It's gear so it's, no, they broke a bunch of like five years
as well, like another example, right?
He's with somebody else now.
He's very happy with her, so it's like it's just,
life happens, bro.
Life happens, man, it happens a lot.
Watch three years twin love you gang. Thank you, bro. Need full box
Not it is tough though. It's tough. You you get so used to them right is or
You get top one we were number one and we lost the bots and I'm gonna talk about it number three now
Go broke up in that's four and a half years the fucked up about it is what it is trying to keep my head up
That's all you could do bro. So I could do bucks
There's a version of you in the future that you don't know yet that's looking back in and like and they're thinking like damn
But I'm glad I went through that because it led me here today, so keep fighting for that version of you and
Someday you'll think about where you are right now. You'd be like damn, okay, it all makes sense
And do not worry brother
Everything has a reason
Oh my god, I bumped him!
Just!
Nooo! Fuck!
Fuck!
I thought this was the comedy part.
25 years they're gonna grow, it'll be alright bro.
Not the wrong way back bro.
Let them get it. What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? No, just it doesn't matter. We have time
It's one bad game you already sort of blaming me like I don't understand
Yeah, how am I going to get a crime?
I got second chance. I got second chance all good
All right, both support me
How do I do it
It's not letting me
It's not letting me
They're letting me
Yo
Yo, bro, yeah, I gotta be I gotta be I gotta be I gotta be insurers. Anyway, fuck them
Elstrom snipers I gotta be I gotta be can you get us in a read or in?
Are we in yes or no?
I
So chat let me just say this y'all let me just say this I
Think and I'm not fucking around what I say this guy's I
legitimately think Ron missed the ball
maybe 15 times
in a young
Chat in a five minute game I legitimately think Ron missed the ball 15 times. I
I
Think I think Ron missed the ball 15 times
Hello
I have a problem jc
Yes, I had a boner when I was trying to pee and went all over my wall, but I thought I'm getting into a lobby
so I came. Hold up.
That's for Wendy's graph.
Result of case more. Case of the thought at 10 is the problem, and I think Jixie streams that late.
So unless they pre-plan the tournament, then they don't get on much.
Is he okay? I think he was knocked on his door.
Is he okay?
Is he okay
I'm lucky number one, but there's always tomorrow to go. Thanks. Yeah
Okay, same body blues at his door
No, you're good. I'm about to win this tournament with Ron.
Well, Ron, stand with Ron.
Yeah, we're playing in big teams.
Hey, Dad. We just glimped down on the first one.
Right. Hey, Dad.
Did you see it? Hey, Dad.
Wait, do you want to talk to me?
Here, Ron, this is my dad.
Hey, Mike, how are you?
Hey, Ron, how are you doing, buddy?
I'm doing good. How are you, bro?
I'm good, man. Dude, I love your stuff.
Oh, thank you, bro.
Come out. Yeah, I'll do it.
They're part of the gift card.
You stopped it from us.
No, it's a fucking.
It's a goddamn rental.
That fucking cheap motherfucker.
Oh, wait, what?
What was the rent?
I got a Porsche hat.
I got that was a rental, but it was a rental.
Wait, what?
I don't have a Porsche.
Dude, I got a fucking 2010 F-150.
Dad, it was not a rental.
It's a rent.
It's not physically in the garage.
It's a rental.
I did get the porch hat though. You see the porch hat. Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah. Yeah, so
That's not the porch hat. This is my American hat. Hey, what's up? Hey, Ron. Hey, man. Love you. Yeah. Love your stuff. Love you, bro
All right. Hey, take care. All right. I'll see you soon, bro. Be safe. Be safe. All right. Love you. Peace. Bye.
All right. Wait, so, J.C. now, let me get that straight. No, you're good. But can you get his tickets?
Wait, yeah, I'll try. I'll try. I'll text some people.
Jack, get his tickets. We want to go with the brace.
your brother's and his girlfriend and me. We need three seconds. That's all.
Three? Okay. I'll see what I can do. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not going to go over all the
time.
If you know about bodybuilding, do you play in the COD of addiction? The only thing that
is preplanned right now is I'm doing that tournament on Sunday, next week Sunday. It's
I don't know if you guys have seen about this or heard about this, but I don't know if it's new.
It was a seed tournament with a bunch of people.
Let's say I just added Silky.
So it's Silky, Aiden, Deji, Klicks, Zoink, Sina, Ray, Phantom, Kuffam, Bruce, XQC, Riley.
Did I say Zoink?
Zoink, Los Poyos, Jason, Joe Bart and myself are missing two people. I think I need two more people.
That's on Sunday, it's a rainbow six siege tournament 3v3. I have never really played siege. I have 20 hours.
Everyone is basically new. I think Ron's probably the best player. I have 20 hours. I do have a lot of hours on counter strike.
So I'm gonna be decent in aiming obviously.
Um, but I have 26 hours.
So we'll see.
That was in the tier one man.
I bought my dad a porch.
Guys.
Everything you love.
On my most life.
On my.
What?
He's trying to take out everyone, Chad, so you can keep the money.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah!
What?
Roundail!
Roundail!
Ralph, come on!
It's not a good time.
How many times?
Love you again?
Thank you.
Hey, thank you for the box.
Thank you, bro.
What's up, brother?
Low test, alien.
Wait, we were talking about that.
I play stats, yes.
You know what I thought about?
What?
Bro, you really, speaking of tests, like, you came out of your dad's nuts.
Wasn't that crazy to think about?
And you still, you look like you're like, still like you just came out of your
dad's nuts.
You look like a sperm.
swimming in the fucking water that balled ass head so chat don't type of emo
don't so let me get this straight you turned into me being my dad son to
somehow me being a human sperm cell bro run bro run you should go ball you
should go ball never do it again I did it I did it and I hated it I'll never
I
Well, I feel like his eyebrows aren't coming back that that well no
Really the head here is coming back eyebrows. It's kind of taken a while
Because the fellas even priming
Sal's or Leo
Veteran ultimate baller. Yo, buddy look up to the scoreboard and go to the right
Match starts in 207 206 to a right of that the master
Rocket League
So Rob, they're doing this season downtown, which means it's a preset name
Which means they got so which means they can't hear each other, which means we're gonna win ready up
I'm ready daddy
Wait, what is a sperm head emo to my child?
Wait, hold on now
Wait, what do you mean sperm happy mom?
I brought a letter probably to be back
We're back like a month at least mine once and they had only be grown my natural
I'm not so bad
Okay, I usually stand that
If they wouldn't start now drop a hundred in the chat, it's not a gift
I said I go I said I go. I said I go and you hit it.
You're tripling. You're tripling.
I'm here to save Bet. I'm getting off at the attorney.
We did so much rank today guys. Six hours of rank straight bro.
It was a good session though. We climbed the leaderboard like crazy.
Let's not talk about the rank one incident though.
Let's never bring that up again.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
He's got you hit the ball.
Money is safer than the ball.
All right, all right.
Run!
Hit the fucking ball!
OK.
In your name, bro.
I got exploded.
They have an 8-0 game, bros.
Let's go, I score!
Look at that assist right there.
I just tracked him with the demo.
They'll be running the chat.
So, chat, holy blame teammate.
So if my teammate misses the ball,
and they score one second later.
I go, I go, I go, I go.
Who should I blame?
Who should I blame, chat?
If my teammate misses the ball, and then I score.
The gyro incident?
Oh my god, wait.
If the gyro incident never happened,
then we actually win them.
Look at that score.
Look at that.
It would be like one score.
Look at that score.
Yeah, the bots it's actually the worst thing in a high level rock thing right now. It's actually so annoying
Who's here to do my days better keep your head up. Thank you, brother. My head's why it's up, bro
I'm looking up to the sky, brother
Thank you. No, you make my days better be here, too
now why are you quiet why are you quiet we both fucked up
I go, I go, I go!
Yeah, yeah, I thought I actually had my life in detail.
Whoa!
I thought I actually killed myself in detail.
Alright, he's like...
I'm going to go to the left.
I'm going to go to the right.
Can we just play some defense?
Yeah, you go.
You go, brother.
I'll have you in.
Thank you
Was the best way to fix a body issue just don't let split screeners to top hundred or don't let split screeners to rank at all
I feel like split screen is a casual thing, bro
Even then people don't even split screener rock with it. There's no last screen in rank. I fixed the problem
I know, I know, I know.
Fun, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I also can't even see it.
That happens to me too, I get stuck in the goal sometimes, so.
I gotta take this game.
Alright, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm gonna dead it.
You count.
When my house caught on fire, smoke everywhere, no way out,
a small green lizard wearing a headset rushed in.
It was squishy muffins.
Even as a lizard, he stayed calm,
tugged me toward the door, and guided me low under the smoke.
We escaped just in time, and I owed my life to a fearless, scaley hero.
Don't mention it, bro.
Look out I go I go I go no. Oh, oh, no. Hit it. Nice
Don't mention brother anytime you do it for me, too
Like what lock next year did if we play bots, I'm not gonna I'm gonna Q3 so we get about tomorrow if we get
Boss, I'm gonna play different
Oh
My god
I'm sorry oh my god you double down you double down
I'll be there for you now, ready?
Alright, because I feel like you're out of the loop, I might have to triple down.
Alright, because I feel like you're completely out of the loop, and you actually weren't here earlier,
I'm just gonna let you know, we were ranked 1 on Planet Earth, we were tied for rank 1, 1972.
My rank 1 game, we ran into bots.
We ran into bots like five times today. I lost four games of threes out of like 40 or some shit
some ridiculous amount and
Every one of them was bots every single loss was bots
Yes, we don't run into them as often. It doesn't happen. Yes, it does happen a lot
You're getting one guy no no no he legitimately no no he legitimately didn't know and I could tell
he didn't know head-up pipsqueak okay
oh my oh my god thank you thank you focus focus focus
I have a shot I have a shot move
Who wins this
Who wins this
Orange like rod scores
I
Shot
No, bro, we are so ass I had a shot on the two
All right, I'm off. I'm getting off. Oh my god
At the end of the day we won the seed challenge who gives up all right
3d1 GG yeah run it back tomorrow
Maybe maybe I don't know what I'm doing maybe maybe maybe all right rock. I'll see you peace Ron down then go
Bro chat, I'm gonna go I gotta go clean this coffee off my floor. Yeah, I'm off though W fucking stream
W fucking stream
Alright chat, I need to I want to see if they'd win that they didn't win good ass stream from us as well guys six hours
Of that stream from us as well guys
Ranks bro six hours of ranks insane. There was a lot a lot of ranked a lot of ranked
Um, yeah, I would keep going, but I've been live for fucking a minute, bro.
I've been live for six and a half hours now, and I just want to rate somebody head off
rest.
I might put a little bit of siege.
I do got to practice for the siege thing.
I do want to put a little bit of siege to see if I can get a little better.
Ron wants to chat.
No, he doesn't.
I'm going to share a raid, I'm going to raid somebody, did I raid the same guy from yesterday?
Same guy from yesterday's live.
I like to read someone, not that many viewers, it's just the way I like to do things, it helps
them out a lot.
But if you guys have someone you really want me to read, I can read whoever.
Yeah, we had a long stream, man.
finished off and put this on actually. Oops, go fuck those two. I don't have to rage at.
That's right, Julian. I'll read you one more time. We'll read him one more time and then
I'll read somebody else tomorrow, okay? Let's read him one more time. Let's make this day,
bro. I think he had a blast. I'll read him one more time and then tomorrow we'll
raid somebody else guys it was a good a stream in it was it was really a lot of
fun thank you guys so much for everything thank you for the first
prime tier ones to get this we're almost at 10,000 subscribers pretty close maybe
maybe we can get it sometime this week or next week I am gonna gonna prep for
the siege turning the siege turning is coming up next Sunday if you guys
didn't see who's in it I tweeted or retweeted something from yoxic that
basically said everybody that's in it they just added silky today so there's
only guys on the list but yeah it's gonna be 2014 24 players bracket eight teams
3v3 all new players all new seed players there's a lot of fun man thank you guys
for that stream we ended up finishing third on the day unfortunately ran into
bots on a rank one match but it was fun tomorrow we'll go for rank one that'd be
a lot of fun and thank you guys so much for all the support and all the love
and channel recently has been insane thank you all for the follows as well
thank you so much for the follows thank you so much for just hanging out and
and making a good time in.
Love y'all so much.
See you tomorrow, I'll be live at like 2 p.m., okay?
I think I'm gonna aim for like,
probably, yeah, two is two is probably what I'm gonna aim for.
If I had to guess.
All right, chat.
Love y'all.
Love y'all, love y'all.
All right, peace.
See you tomorrow.