Thank you.
Aiden, oh my gosh, bro.
Thank you, buddy.
Fucking 10 bomb instantly.
Aiden, I appreciate it, bro.
W80, W80, man.
Thank you so much, bro.
Ten gift of the revenue.
Thank you.
Aiden, thank you so much, Axi, bro.
Axi, can you all stop making spermhead emotes of me in the Discord?
I have to, what's up, brother, how's everybody doing?
Hey, Lin, even if I get there, dude, what the fuck?
Flip.
They're doing a reset indicator
Sims even prime in
Aiden thank you so much to take it to the killer and even fight get it
Yeah, my man
Cyber with the 10 gifted. Oh my god, dude, you guys are so fucking good. Thank y'all man
Holy shit. Thank you guys. You see he's having a kid. Yeah, even 25 Stream Street. Cyber even
a 10 gifted. Eight even a 10 gifted. Can't even five gifted. Thank you so much guys. Blumkin
with the one gifted. Michael Pierce, what's up bro? Justina, how are you? Nail, how
you doing bro? I don't feel whatever that is. Flipper's the indicator. It takes a
little bit of the skill out of the game in a way because before it was kind of
just like you get a feel for it you know if you have or not but now every time you
get a flip it looks like it's gonna tell you the second you get one right now
the only tell is that it makes a little of a sound. Jinx has a kid. He did not
make somebody pregnant bro. Made Bonnie blue pregnant? No he did not.
I actually needed to get the breath
thank you so much guys thank you cyber thank you a didn't think you guys
Alright chat, so this is the situation today, yesterday we got these stupid bots bruh, today
we are not going to let these bots stop us from greatness, okay, well we might, we queue
and we instantly get bots we might.
They met David here one bro. Thanks. You need you for what?
Help Jinxie for charity math. What happened?
You have to dive and play in charity match. All right, bro. I'm down lock in with him
Actually, that's gonna be hard, bro
They did a 46 months. Yeah, I'll actually lock in with him
He has about a month.
Alright, we got to lock in then.
you
Chat we just got to get diamond
Did they just call it? What happened?
What the fuck in?
Did they just call it?
What the fuck in?
Diamond time. Everybody focus. Everybody concentrate.
If you're not horny, get horny.
Get squishy.
Technically.
Wait, technically, MiniMister didn't say how I could find him.
Wait, but isn't squishy SSL?
We might get shit on him.
I can make an ult, I can make an ult.
Wait, you guys are geniuses!
Wait, but...
Wait!
Frank, you're back!
I'm over the middle, over the middle, over the middle, over the middle!
that's a limp dick shot
I don't know if I have another epic though
boys, we're going to Wembley
I miss, oh fuck, god damn it
oh, we gotta be driving tonight
get it squishy on, it's squishy on
it's squishy on
It's squishy on
Bro, I know I know the one man to call to get diamond over the middle
Daddy Joe daddy Joe daddy Joe daddy Joe daddy Joe over the middle
Bro, so the only way I can get in the charity match if I get diamond and rocket league teammate
You ain't free!
Chad, who's fault is this? Be unbiased! Be unbiased!
Chad is squishy on. Squishy's on right now.
Yo, Squishy, can I call you after this game? I have something really important that just came up!
Squishy has something really important that just came up! Can I call you right after this game?
Alright, Chad, we'll help a boy.
Well, hang on with these for a minute, bro.
Squishy I might call you earlier.
The message if I get the bell.
Squishy, I need you.
Daddy, Squishy, I need you.
Daddy, I need you.
Wait, this will be sick.
I'm just warming up. I'm warming up.
So, oh my god, call Squishy.
I hear you, bro. I hear you, bro. I feel you, bro.
Yes, of course.
I'm not diamond skill could you help me not not to not carry me but could you greatly
assist me to diamonds question um it's like in-game yeah so like yeah I got it would
It would be a carry but it would be like an assist of hell.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm going to message your contacts and I'm going to get on another account.
Wait, don't do that.
Wait, Squishy, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Squishy, what is your...
What is your choose rank and what is your threes rank?
So in 3v3 I'm number three on Planet Earth.
Yep, call the contact. Hey, call the contact. I'm not gonna be able to hang with SSL
Wait, so thanks you get diamond you go to the charity match
So many minutes or came into my chat four minutes ago. It's that if I get diamond and rocket leak
He wouldn't invite me to charity match now if I don't get diamond. I'm not getting into the fucking match
So squishy I need you daddy more than ever and listen bro. I don't need like a booze. It's not a booze
No, no, it's not a booze. Listen, this is my thought process things I can get under the camp, right?
I will play I can play exactly like you know, I must play like a flat I can play the flat and I'll just get you the
Goals, bro. Simple as that. Maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like I'm not boosting you. I'm just simply morphing myself into a
Plack. No, no, it's not a booze. It's not it's not a booze. It's not a carry. It is a help
It is a hell. It's it's simply like just holding your hand on the way to Wembley
It's like you know what I'm saying? It's like lifting up
Fuck me in the tight ass
It's that Christian over now in 2008. Look at the shot. Yeah, what is this?
Okay, so squishy how about this I won't score I won't score that way no one can say I have boosted nothing
I won't score. I'll only say yeah. Yes. He won't there we go
We get it diamond tonight.
100% we can.
Bro, because I want to hit diamond tonight and then text Mini Mentor and say, what's up now, motherfucker?
Yes, bro.
He's giving me this challenge.
He doesn't believe in it.
Bro, I know how Mini Mentor is.
He likes to torture people.
He thinks I won't be able to get diamond.
Little does he know that you're going to be my teammate.
I like this.
We can get this in two hours.
We can get this in two hours, bro.
two hours bro I like this everybody's locking grab your testicles guys well
and literally no you're gonna go to Wembley Brown you're gonna fuck you're
gonna absolutely fuck you've been training bro you know for like it's gonna
be like a pro it's gonna be like Zidane bro because you're bald as well yes
well okay no a a a a no ball shit to switchy about to be in a team bro look
I'm trying to let this bald thing go you know what I'm saying like I'm a
change man switchy the next time you see me in like three months I'm gonna
have a fade you have a fade already maybe I'll get long there I don't know but
what you like I need you daddy all right I'm gonna be honest like I need you to
help me get diamond I don't want to get SSL I don't want to get champ I just
need help with diamond man all right like I said it's not boosting cuz you're
gonna be the one scoring every goal bro yes I'm not you guys you have a
rules which he's not allowed to score I will not score under any and if I
accidentally score I'm ongoing to make it fair Chad is everybody
understand
Yo, I need to get into the match
Chats not a boost guy, it's not I'm holding your hand, bro
I'm just holding your hand bro the thought is I make it I'm simply like making sure you don't get back like bad
Teen eights trying to keep you out of the charity house, bro. That's all this. That's all this
Guys, you realize this is the only way I get into the match, right?
Guys, we need to get diamond and we need to do it tonight.
We're not doing tomorrow, we're not doing...
We need to get diamond tonight.
Wait, two seconds, hold on, two seconds.
I'm gonna tell you, you bury it.
Fuck, we lost.
Chat, listen, bro.
Hi, guys.
A pin mini mentors message for the rest of the...
for the rest of the street, thank you.
So, new people coming in, know what's at stake.
Squishy, are you ready to rock and roll?
Yes, bro, I'm only doing a login to my wife's account.
She's like flat.
Perfect, and remember, it's not a boost.
It's not a boost.
I'm not allowed to score, bro.
Squish, not allowed to score.
Not allowed to score.
We never played ranked before.
We've never played ranked, that's true.
We've never played ranked.
So, high-five, PM Mini Mentor's message, please.
PM Mini Mentor message.
No, you know what when I when I when I get Smurfed on it's funny. Haha. He's not a smurf
No, it's funny. It's funny. My dad owns epic games. I'm coming for you
So chat this is mini mentors message hi-bites is there a way we can pin his actual message
Yo, so y'all saying you'll get banned for smurfing
I was on my rank one promotion game yesterday and I got three fucking superhuman bots and guess what they went on and they're free
Men they're roaming the world right now
I was streaming to like 10k people and they saw my rank one match
I got superhuman bots and I played them again. They did not get banned bro. So
This is what does that say guys hi guys
Make this a picture and put it on the screen about my head. I will not get off of Rocket League until I die
Rocket League Diamond for charity match
Squishy, do you know what's at stake?
I do bro, this is serious business bro.
Okay, yo, lock the heck in, Squishy.
I know, I know bro.
Like bro, don't sell me, I'm kidding.
But Squishy, I'm him though bro, like I'm ready.
Here's what I think Squishy,
I'm currently in the skill of flat, right?
Am I the skill of diamond?
Probably not, okay, definitely not.
But, I'm the skill of flat too,
I've gotten it by myself solo in twos.
So, bro, I just need you to push me a little bit.
Just, just, just, just not to be in the back.
I'm just holding my hand, bro.
That's it.
Now, how many wins do we need for Diamond Chat?
How many wins?
Chat, how many wins do we need for Diamond Chat?
Chat, y'all realize I would never, listen guys,
I would never have squishy beyond a smurf account
playing rank, unless this is what does that stake.
Not a stake.
Guys, what does that stake?
Bro, I'll drop right back to flat, chat.
I'll literally drop right back to flat.
I just have to get diamond.
I have to get diamond.
And this is the only way we can do it tonight, chat.
Currently, goodbye.
I hit some packs, thanks for logging into this.
Okay, yes, sir.
Hit some packs.
Okay, chat, we have it pinned.
Everybody look.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, squishy, squishy.
Yeah.
Double X speed.
Whoa.
Double X speed editing on something, to be honest.
Wait, what does that mean, you level up faster?
I think so.
Squishy, what should I warm up with for this rank session?
Power shots, power shots, off the bounce.
Get some good shooting, get some good hits.
It's a good hit.
Wait, I'm about to drop down, I'm about to be barred down.
So, Squishy, do you think we can get a diamond today?
Yes, bro, I do think we can.
How many wins do we need for diamond chat?
Like, 20?
Probably like, 20, right?
check right what he wins what he wins what he wins
switchy this is to get in the cherry backman
i know bro
i know i know this means a lot to you bro this is like
bro this is what i'm training for buddy
to be honest
to be honest you are
go three and ones
And you've reached plat two and two so you're there bro like you're capable of three and three
You've reached plat three and three. Okay, so basically there, bro
Well, I'm literally right there like I'm literally right at diamond
We should I play a ones game to warm up. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, it's probably me. I'm kind of long into this
chat how many highlights could you find out how many wins we need in twos to get diamond
I'm currently flat one division deal how many wins how many wins how many wins how many
wins 18 bro squishy we could easily get 18 we can actually do that but remember you
You gotta score, I'm not gonna sit there and smurf on kids.
I'm playing like a diamond, I'm just saving the ball
and helping set you up for gold crown.
That's it.
So you're not allowed to score ever?
I'm not gonna score the whole time, bro.
That way people don't say I'm just boosting you, bro.
You gotta score.
Okay, I'm gonna get this diamond.
I'm gonna earn it, I'm gonna earn it, I'm gonna earn it.
I'm gonna earn it, switchy.
Whoa.
Wait a minute, Gary and Smurf don't bro. Also is Ron nasty at seas like he's just gonna fuck that whole tourney like
How did you guys beat camps?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know I don't know
You could be a good player not turning skills. How did you practice? I have
I have 28 hours total, but I only played 13 hours in last week.
I'm decent.
I got a good aim, but I don't understand the maths.
Over the middle.
Squishy, we're gonna be moving like Javi and Eniesta tonight.
How are you gonna pick the teams for that, by the way, for that training?
It's like, it's gonna happen.
Um, I'm gonna try to...
Ooh, a draft could be a...
Squishy, you're right!
We should do a draft stream with all the captains on like the night before.
Bro, that's such a good idea, SquareTank.
Yeah, that would be good.
I don't know how, like, to go about it.
If you get eight captains in a Discord call and then have them draft, it would be unbalanced,
you'd think.
How would it be unbalanced?
Wouldn't that be the most balanced way to do it?
No, that's a good idea.
Brian, I think that's a good idea.
Because, well, no one really knows each other's skill levels either, but it's just about like
having people pick what they want on our team, you know what I mean?
Don't you idiot, what?
How is that not a fucking goal?
How is that a fucking goal?
He has a smurf reaction to keep it up.
Yeah you know what, squishy, let's smurf it up!
I'm done!
Everyone smurfs in this game.
They just call it smurf league.
Over the middle over the middle
Okay, maybe he's not a smurf actually I don't know if he's a smurf I don't know if he's a smurf chat
So swishy are you a hundred percent positive we could get diamond tonight like 100% yeah
I'm very positive like
100% 100% bro
Teddies, Teddies, Teddies, Teddies, Teddies.
See how I clear that off the wall?
That's good goalkeeping tendencies.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck!
That is bullshit!
Like, look at how he scores!
For none of this guy's goals are like, like, good.
You suck, JinxD, thanks bro.
Fuck you too.
Oh no, no, no, no, stop, stop.
Dave!
Yes, what a save!
What a save!
Alright, my game's launching.
I look like we could win a 2v2 versus every rank in this game now, I think we're
know wait for real thank you actually well we already be SSL is that one game you and I
you're right it did take like three tries but like I feel like it's doable yeah that
I would be seven, huh?
I go, I go.
You see, this guy's like fucking with me,
is the part you're in.
Bro, this guy's trollin' me.
Wait, I'm gone, I'm gone.
Off to the races.
Off to the r-
R-
How does he do that?
BAAAAAAAGHH
No no no no stop stop stop
Daddy chill daddy chill daddy chill
Over the middle over the middle
Now squishy if I get diamond in rank does that affect my tournament rank? It does not right?
No it does not
NICE
Cause bro I'm gonna get diamond tonight and then probably G-Rank
do what I had to do. What happened? You getting worse? It's not that. It's not warm up. Once
Once again, warm up, it's over dude.
I'm dropping this on this guy's nuts.
Holy tits, holy tits, stop.
Yo, Jack, if he's not talking to this dumb ass
fucking miho emote, I understand I missed the ball.
Shut the fuck up.
Um, I'm trying to fix this, I'm not even going to resist you.
Oh, this will work.
It's impressive how bad you are at the game.
Oh, thanks, bro.
Appreciate that.
You're chat, let's, I love all the kind words, guys.
I love all the kind words, guys.
No, no, no, guys, I love all the kind words.
I love all the kind words.
Okay, that's good.
Alright, bro.
Hey, Jinxie, you're a disgrace to the human race.
That actually rhymed.
Striped coming into the chat.
Yo, 100 gifted if you can save three shots in this pack.
I swear I'm not trolling.
Do2f.
Wait, Chris, did you know who striped it?
Is this guy with J?
content might be stronger than on thing that he's a rock of the content great
mm-hmm wait 100 gifted if you could save three shots in this pack all right
that sounds easy as shit yeah how do I type it in how do I type it in enter
code yeah yeah d0 to f wait so you're just gonna strike strike you're not
fucking with me you're just gonna give me a hundred subs how many attempts do I
How many attempts?
Unlimited?
Strike unlimited?
Bro, strike the code is wrong, bro.
The code is wrong.
Strike the code is wrong.
Or I have 7 minutes.
I have seven minutes.
Don't use O.
It's an O instead of a zero.
Stripe, what is the message?
This is a good warm-up, Brandon Diamond.
8-7-3-F.
8-2-7-3-F.
Hello, I always use low graphic settings. I always use low graphic settings.
5E1B.
Chris, did you hear this guy?
Wait, so what is the situation? I just logged in. I'm good now.
So, Stripe said, I'll give you 100 gifts of subs if you can get three saves in this pack.
But I have seven minutes to do so.
Okay.
That sounds like light work, right?
Oh, you have seven minutes to do three saves? Wait.
Alright, that's one.
it's gonna be all really hard now but you but you do this easily oh well you
underestimate you bruh
you can't say that what
I don't know if you could without holding boost and jump together I didn't know if you can
reach that.
It might be a trap.
It's not saveable.
This guy's a fucking troll.
What's the code?
Can you show the code for a sec?
It's in the chat.
Okay.
I wanna try it. If I can't do it, then it's not doable.
Call the aura sentence.
Like don't even bother with the rest of it.
Bro, you can't save this!
Wait, switch, you have an idea.
What if I just go to the post?
K?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Bro, this isn't possible.
This isn't possible.
You can save it, you can save it.
Wait, what?
You said it, you said it.
You did not save it.
He said go to the next one? Okay.
Wait, this one's way easier.
It's horse dashed.
I don't know if this is- you need a speed flip, I think. Something you know how to do that.
Bro, is this guy like a demon?
one shot to shot seven or shot
six three. Yeah. That's how
I forget to.
Bro pay up pay up.
Squishy are you ready to hit
diamond daddy.
Get one of those challenges
every like month bro.
Bro.
Oh my god he actually did it.
Yo he actually did it harder.
Double strike dude.
Thank you man.
Okay. Thanks.
WE NEED TO GET DIAMOND TONIGHT!
Alright, what's your epic jinx? Can I even send you a request right now?
Add high-vives, high-vives get in lobby, high-vives make lobby with me and you.
Okay, high-vives, what's your thing in the bobber?
Squishy, if I get diamond, I'm in the side-mentarity match. Mini-mentor told it to my face, bro.
Alright?
Alright, bro, we're locked.
Check, today's a crazy ass day! This is what he challenges today! What's all these challenges?
Bro, Mini Mentor literally said, if I get diamond, I'm in the charity match chat.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, where's Hamas putting his thing?
In discord, discord, discord.
Discord, discord, discord.
Check.
We get a W Mini Mentor in the chat.
I have a decent asset there.
We get a W Mini Mentor in the chat.
Can we get a W Betty winner in the chat?
GG, you trained for nothing, bro, with the power of me and Squishy, guys, listen, it's
not a boost.
Squishy's not allowed to score.
So my wife's accounts actually flat three, give two, so it's slightly harder than that.
That's fine, bro.
I'm ready to go with the flat, bro.
Yo, switchy, I can go blow for blow with Plats, bro.
No, switchy.
I don't believe in you, bro.
I see that.
I play with a lot of my buddies,
and that holds me back.
Yo, Deathcat 67.
All right, I'm gonna have a conversation with this guy.
Deathcat, you have been sending me 300 Flutham bites
every day for the last three weeks.
Deathcat, yep, there's more.
I don't know what's wrong with your brain, Deathcat.
I haven't joined the first 5,000 invites.
I'm not going to join the 5000 in first invite.
All right, Squishy, are you ready?
Yes, bro, one second.
Wait, let me, I'm going to go tinkle Squishy, OK?
Yes, yes, yes.
Everybody tell Squishy he's sexy.
Guys, can we get Diamond today?
Lock the fuck in.
Yeah, do you think Jinx is going to be able to put him in the back of the net, bro?
I'm not going to score.
I'm simply going to save the ball and try to set him up for goals.
Will he be able to put it in the back of the net enough to get the diamond?
I don't know.
I
Don't worry, he's gonna D rank from from this he decides to show show many men to the
Dude stop spamming me that epic guys damn him or wipes account
Let's turn off that.
Ladies and gentlemen, today is a day that I, Jinxie,
and mainly Squishy make rocket league history, I will hit Diamond today.
For the first time ever, chap, I will become a Diamond player.
Now, you know what's at stake. If we get in Diamond, we are invited to the Sidemen charity match.
This is word of mouth directly from MiniMintle himself. Lock the fuck in.
Squishy, are you ready? I'm ready, bro. You can queue it up.
Wait, Hibis has a whole system set up? What a peak stream, bro. Hibis, that looks good.
Squishy. Let's go. We've known each other for months, Squishy. We've never played ranked.
That's true, that's true. We've never played ranked, bro.
Alright, Squishy. What are the rules, bro? What are the rules?
I'm not, to make this fair, I'm not going to score. I'm simply, if I have the ball,
I'm going to try to set you up for a goal. Okay. If I score, I own goal. To make
it up yeah also when it goes crazy oh nine was just a soccer number she liked
it's not her birth year before we go crazy I'm almost scored off yeah you can
learn from this too bro I much I do a lot of like off the corner centers for
Okay, I got you. Yeah. Oh my god. That's me. That's all you bro
That's gonna be easy bro, baby in the man, baby in the man
Don't touch it. How did you do that?
I'm gonna do a central touch them bump for you. Okay, bro
I'm on it. Yeah. I'm on it. Yeah.
I go back. Any touch, any touch things.
Yep. Beautiful. Beautiful. Yeah. I double I double.
Oh my god. What does that mean? What does that mean?
I go, I go, I go. Fuck. That is not good. Oh my god.
This much
I'm going off the backboard jinx be ready to shoot great shoot me free shot. Okay off the backboard shoot it shoot it shoot it
Yeah, having you score every ball will be tough but we can do we can do we can do a breath
Listen, I'm gonna try to get it off off the corner for you. Okay corner and bumps gonna be OP because you can score
I'm gonna I'm gonna okay I'm starting for you I'm up here oh boy got it
I know I know if they snipe they also know I can't they know I can't score
if they snipe so don't worry about it okay I got it
this is gonna be harder than I thought all right I'm gonna bump my butt
Wait, we need to go to 8th floor first.
I go, I go.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Middle, middle, middle.
Over the middle.
I'm gonna do it again, I'm gonna do it again.
Alright, hold on a little.
Let me see how you go.
I'm scared, I don't know if I can take a little bit.
No, no, you are, you are, bro.
Nice.
Middle, middle.
Oh my god, this is so hard.
Should I start like over-committing on those, you think?
just go for everything honestly it's like if you have a chance to score just go
for it
should I bump for you?
what a bump! what a bump!
ooh actually this is so hard!
I demo?
I know what to do, I know what to do.
get ready to shoot, get ready to shoot Jinx.
okay I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'll bring buffing.
aw brother there.
I'm gonna keep going for agil bump pass, I think it's a play.
bro!
aw fuck me, I don't want to go.
I didn't mean to score.
we have to help, we have to help.
I got on goal, I got on goal.
That's all me
This is hard
Yeah, we will we will I gotta find a way that's like setting up
An easy shot for you
I
Gotta get warm
I know I know when you're back on free shoot it shoot it shoot it open open bra
It's a good
Yeah, get get boots get middle give this good middle to the middle okay
I
Nice go again go again go again
What is this an aerial?
That's fine fine fine
We're up the wall, we're up the wall
You jinx popping open. Oh my god
I'm three jumping. I'm gonna predict where the ball's gonna go. I got it. I know it's gonna do now
We're not gonna lose. Okay, bro
don't overthink it bro just think about it in a regular game you just gotta hit the ball
bro that's it nice good play good play yeah middle middle middle nice
there we go there we go switch down good job bro good job all right I get it
again mm-hmm get some boost get some boost I'll try to get a middle
Okay, I'm over here, I'm fast.
I'm this guy, yeah, faking.
Do you two?
I'll try to do that, I'll try to do that, I kind of set up.
Try to tell me like where you're going to put the ball.
Okay, okay, it's always going to just go across the face of the goal like that though.
That's going to be what I'm trying to do.
Okay, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Go mate, go mate, go mate, ready?
Just fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll try to do a little close to the net.
Oh, oh, oh!
We're good, we're good.
Alright, get ready, get ready.
okay, squishy game winner game winner game winner
what a pass, oh my god, i love you
i could- oh i could do direct like that actually
would you prefer direct?
see, i like those
you like those?
those are my favorite, yes
okay, i could do direct
those are my favorite
i thought it would be harder but
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
squishy
i could say like this
open, open jinx
come, come, come, come, come
okay, i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming
hopping
open, open buddy
skip there, is it-
HIT IT
OPEN, NOOOOOO
squishy, squishy, i'm sorry, i got it, i got it
You're acting so good. You can kinda do whatever you want, but save.
Okay.
Sorry, I took that boost. Get some boost, get some boost.
Yo! Okay, this is gonna be fun.
I'm over the middle.
Okay, one more. What am I about for you?
I'll find a sign.
See, bro, every time I commit it...
Yeah, I'll try to do the central...
Stay middle, low, and I'll find it, okay?
Alright, but now it's fine. I gotta wait.
hold on hold on I got it I got it
let him touch it let him touch it again
there you go I'm scared I don't know if I have what it takes
you got it bro I promise I got it wait that's the right
any touch nice if you're gonna go back pass let me know let me know
okay okay get back get some boost
alright it's going central it's going central you can try if you want
oh my god I'm back I'm back
that's fine I got it we have a shot I think I reckon
Go mid, go mid, excuse me.
Coming for you?
Yeah, these guys are on point, on point, on point.
You're switching it in so hard!
That's the easiest way to set it up low-key because you don't have to hit a good shot,
but I'll direct pass this, direct pass, ready?
Go mid.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
How did you do that?
No!
It's okay.
No!
How did you do that?
I got it, I got it.
Okay, I'm going to set up a direct again.
like that check this might take 10 hours okay I'm buying it that's the method
okay so again yeah yeah all right go middle looking good you're boosting a
middle so I was all time for you to boost
okay how are you just doing the how do you dribble okay I'm over the middle
behind you yeah little flip it to a jinx so good to low flip it to a good
You drive it's gonna go how like actually know that I'm just not thinking right now
It's okay. It's like if I hope you're all you just gonna save it. You're gonna save it, bro
Nice
I'm behind you for a direct behind you for a good
I did because I'm telling you these guys are good. They are good. They are good
I might have just signed this, these guys are dead.
Any back off for you? Just try to shoot if you can.
That's fine, that's fine. Those are two of us here, I won't do those.
No, we're good, we're good.
We're getting nervous. We're good, we're good, we're good.
I'm getting nervous. I promise we'll win this game.
Go middle, go middle.
Check it, check.
Just try to always have boosts.
Oh my god, I'm the fucking idiot
All right, I want to be cat that was an accident
I didn't think I'm
Fuck man, I'm sorry. I didn't okay. I'm like city settings. I don't think I we're getting we're getting we're getting
Unresisting scratchy. Here's the thing, bro. Yeah, we know what to do
All right, you know that's the play I like, yeah.
I'm going to do the mid low, just lurk, have boost, and flip into it, but we'll slot.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, it's going again.
That's the warm-up.
We need some chat.
As it currently sets, we are, how many games away?
How many games away from Diamond?
17?
It can't be that far.
How many?
What do you mean?
You're not one?
Lama, thank you so much for actually, thank you so much for the 30-gifted, Jesus,
Lama.
I get the opposite boost obviously corner I'm gonna try to set it up in a sec yeah it's
kind of hard here though but yes oh they actually get there bro little little I didn't
Let me go no go make a movie don't go protect. That's fine. Actually, you know again if you want
These guys are on a chance the last guy. Yeah
Try to stay on it
Oh
I gotta try to set up. Oh, no. Oh, no, I just sent the direct
you just boost though
fuck, they're in my ass, dude
ah, can I be in your ass?
fuck, game change bro, the wembley's on the line bro
yeah, yeah, wembley's on the line, it's not a joke
I know, I know
oh bro, it's just so hard to find a setup
what the damn
nice dodge, go again, go again
Oh, it's all you, bro.
Nice, bro.
Nice, dude.
There we go, bitch.
Swishy, do you know that's from Tide of the Wave, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get it.
All the time.
Hold on, let him hit it.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Go again. Go again. Oh, I'm I'm I'm
No, no, no, no, no.
I was going in. So, I tried to bump him. I'm so sorry.
Like you would have had it right? Sorry. I'm sorry. I
won't go. Let it in. Let it in. Let it in. Let it in.
Ah, that's not a lot of score. Let it in. Let it in.
You don't get this game.
Drop, don't do.
Drop, drop, don't do.
I dead, I dead.
Yeah, yeah.
OG, they can evolve.
I got it.
I'm on right side of the map.
I see you, I see you, I see you.
Nice
Jack come on
Come on beautiful beautiful
Tixie lube me up
My god, I'm on my mom
Well, you're actually playing good at saying actually good at this game. I know I know
I
See far I see far I have far back here. I
Got I got I got
What the bumping I
Shot on shot
Nice damn beautiful brown beautiful. Oh, give me your meat stick. All right. How many wins do we need 17?
17
Oh
Okay, oh my god
Well, you're actually doing good. These guys are easy today. I know I'm playing well this game. See you. I see you
Let's go. I know you see it. Oh my god. Oh my god
We find out that I know I know you're flipping into a good timing now, bro. This is the tech. Oh my god
That don't do that
They have too fast.
Squishy have a shot outside.
Yeah, get there, get there.
Good try, get there.
These guys are not as good as the last time.
Yuppie, they're number 5 gifted.
Yuppie, put it in my tight ass hole.
Love you, Yuppie.
Squishy, I'm gonna get diamond today!
I'm gonna go!
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, bro.
These guys are actually kinda good.
It's okay.
Yeah, our opponents are probably gonna keep getting harder and harder and harder.
And considering I have to score every goal that I could get interesting...
We already almost lost to Hurricane.
Okay, I'm gonna do that, especially.
Actually, you can't score, cause it doesn't really matter anyways.
Yeah, I can just get control for after.
Eek.
I see, I see you.
I know you see it, I know you see it.
Slot?
I know you see it!
We found the fucking secret, bro.
This feels like FIFA.
Bro, if I can just bury those every time,
then you will just win.
Bro, but how do you pass so strong?
I'm just looking for you.
It's like real life soccer too.
I try to lead the pass a bit.
You know what I mean?
Pass ahead of where you're going
and then just flip into the corner.
I'm just looking for you a little time.
Okay.
Also, for anyone saying I'm smurfing,
look at the scoreboard.
Obviously I am smurfing,
but look at the scoreboard.
Not being shit. And the goal I scored on gold.
Jinx is six goals, bro.
Guys, chat. Squishy is obviously...
Jack, Squishy is obviously smurfing, guys.
I'm smurfing, but I'm not trying to score every goal, you know what I mean?
Yes, but chat, the thing is, guys, I gotta get into the charity match, guys.
And I would also G-rank out of Diamond.
Guys, many minutes are giving me a challenge, and I need to do it. Period.
How do you do that?
How the fuck bro?
How the fuck do you do that?
Squishy, how do you do that?
If you're mad at this you hate charity.
That's true.
W Gaslight.
W Gaslight guys.
Rose the tap-in merchant. No, you actually it's a good shots this game, bro. I did have some good shots
I'm telling you I'm gonna play better, but we shouldn't be facing diamonds soon, too
Mm-hmm. I don't go out of gold
I go again go again. I'll be alone some
Slop. Oh, he's not a stick
Hey, hi guys, how many wins away I'll be pop up
I
Run a clock run a clock rubber six run a clock run a clock
This is fun like I get to shoot way I'm in rule one switch you rule one okay, okay, I'm in rule one what happens now
You guys
Bro we find out
Bro that was wholesome
Those top five respect moments.
Just maybe one more goal for the route?
For the route, okay, okay.
Oh.
Don't score, don't score.
No daddy, daddy!
Daddy help, daddy help!
We're getting done with tonight!
Are you ready?
Go middle, go middle, go middle.
I'm down.
You know this is like kind of a
bro squishy this is the most fun I've ever had on this shooting yes bro it's
kind of a coaching session itself teaching you positioning right out of
how to receive passes I'm already almost plateau
I'm two wins away from plateau now Squishy to be fair I did get to
Yeah, you did you did a minute. Yes. Yes
Yeah, to be fair chance for you also play with Ron and runs like silver, you know, they mean so like you purposely throw your rank
You know, so you just get back where you right? Yes, bro. Yes. Yes, but brother thing is now
Let me say this that would I be able to take a diamond without squishy? No platu sure
Yeah, not right now, but you will get diamond eventually. Yes
that it that it
It's hard for me to get it because because it's fast. Yeah
all these aura
i could do the one you do
you have the backboard for you
backboard for you
i like buddy
okay i gotta pre jump back
do you wanna try some of those sometimes
yes let me know
i wanna do it
i got it
oh this guy is smurfing
very smurfing i think
smurfy
pretty smurf
I gotta find this this way to get you up again. I got I got
That I'm touch it
You see how much oh so much the game is just letting him hit it though like I just hit it to them
And just let them hit it back awful awful awful
No
It's alright, sorry Jinx. 4 minutes left bro. Alright fake the kickoff, fake the cop, go
right mid boost, let's try it. So drive up, go right mid boost, let me hit it. Yes, yes.
Then hit it to you. He's gonna make contact as far. Play it.
That was like a pro play. Nice bro. That was like a pro play. Yes, yes. But I
Actually playing well you are playing good, but that was all you know, it was literally won't be two
Bro that was like a pro play
Bro, let's do more of those that was fun
All right, I'm gonna fake. I'm gonna fake and go right in at this. Yeah. Yeah, I'll sit in that and kind of wait for
So when that happens either you want to kind of
Doing some crazy stuff I ready
Nice touch nice touch. Yeah
Let them make this it you follow all right these kids are oh my nice drinks, okay
Thank you. Are you there?
These cats are kind of good. I'm behind you. I'm behind you.
I got it. I got it. I got it. Go mid. Go mid.
I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Don't go. Don't go back. I'm gonna leave it in front of
the night. Just just shoot just shoot. Good job. Good job. Dude, they know. They're
actually decent. They're actually decent. I'm the other. They know.
I
Don't know about this. I got it. You got it. Nice
Good finish good finish there we go
Bro these guys are kind of good
It's worth you you can take a time for the bath
nice yeah shootable oh my god
I don't understand how your paths are so precise it's it just it takes time
wait like me and my friends could do this you could you're actually yeah yeah
I feel like passing is not that hard it's not like air dream like no it's just
You gotta get that power shot down. You know that power shot like off the bounce shit. It's just that it's like that plus seeing where your team is
Yeah, okay, try to get this boost
I think the milk I think the milk I think the milk. Oh
That way for the touch you go you go. Yeah, I got it
Oh, I'm sorry. I think that's okay. I could have got there earlier, man. Fudge. Oh, that's right.
You know what? I could have saved that. If I was in flow state, I would have saved that.
I don't even know how to do that, to be honest. I'm not even told into what you
all right we might actually lose we're good we're good we just gotta get a go
back I'm behind you I'm behind you yeah I'm such a
you know I'm up to up to open nice nice yeah bro I'm smooth with the aerial
squish you are bro could you look at me go are you just for it she's for
but you have to buy you have to buy time to decal on I like that I know I
I feel like Xen, I feel like Xen, you think I say that?
I went out of it.
Off the wall.
Oh, good shot bro.
What are you actually getting?
My shot!
You're like a sex symbol.
Look at this.
You want the one?
Nice bro.
Bro, how do you set me up like that?
Chad, if Blake Squishy is a sex symbol.
You can fake this one.
I should get it.
Go to one of the mid boosts, I'll play it to you.
If you cut that, it's fine, it doesn't matter.
Let them touch it again.
Alright.
Why is there a talking egg in my stream?
Oh, it's open.
Nice bro, you're making good contact, we got a lot actually.
They're above each other, they're above each other.
I
Do they bump each other
Yep, yep, how many wins away chat how many wins away
They had a cold
Rest in peace my brother
What is that matchmaking though? That's on the game. What is that matchmaking? Why is why is the gold one sneaking the lobby?
You know, I'm not people killing around that time around this time
All right, let's go
Nice.
Alright.
Hi guys, how many minutes?
Over the middle.
Nice.
I'm behind you.
Yeah, I'm over the middle.
Oh, I did it behind you, sorry.
That's my bad.
Oh, I'm fucking absolutely lost.
Guess what?
Okay, I got it.
Did you get the boosting on mid?
I'm mid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Oh my god, that was almost perfect!
Good try, good try, good try.
That was almost perfect, that was almost perfect.
I got it, I got it.
Oh my god!
Are you guys sad?
I'm gonna go again, I'm gonna go again.
I didn't know.
No, you're gonna go again.
Taking.
Taking again.
Letting them roll in.
They can again let him enroll it then we'll roll it
medium open up I
go
Nice, yes
Okay, I'm gonna fake
That's the faith of the faith he's awkward menace up
Oh
Oh no
Hit there?
Nice nice nice nice nice nice
Good dog good dog good dog
Bro Spitzy messed up beauty
He didn't mess up
Yeah he was awkward
Dab dum dum
Alright Spitzy I'm getting a fake
Damn it a fake
What a fake right?
Yeah yeah yeah
Who are you?
How do you do that?
God
I thought I'm getting a starch
I
Say the harm sorry, I don't want to oversee you
I got I got I got it
I
Yeah, uh, please don't be directly into our net.
We're good. You got that. I believe in you.
So that was the result of a lack of concentration.
That was all good, bro.
That was the result of a lack of concentration.
Definitely joining. Yes.
I'm on a 30 count. I'm not.
I'm just going to.
He got the backward nice nice nice
I'm on my wife's account. I'm not scoring. She asked me to do this so you can get diamond
for the side of an charity match. She's gonna be ranked as an account after, I'll be ranked
as an account after. I know it hurts a few people, but.
I mean if you miss every shot for a game it's possible.
Now if I do it I'm locked in now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
chat this is
this is bad
oh she got that
no no this is bad
oh my god run on top of the net
oh it seems to be still in here
Squishy I feel like I need to take a shower after this one
Squishy I don't even know if I can go on with this now
Squishy I don't even know if I can go on with this
I think we have
Squishy I think we have to stop
I think we have
I think if I'm not scoring it's fine. I think if I'm scoring it's bad
No, bro, I just think you set me up so much. It's like
Well, I won't be honest if you're not getting diamond in, but how long do you have, how long
do you have?
The match is in, like, I think a month.
I mean, I have to like, I have to like sit in with you and like tell you how to fix
everything.
A lot.
Because you have a lot of bad habits.
It's possible.
Depends how like, I don't know, man, what are you at right now, we're ranked.
Uh, like buy myself Rai-flat 2 if I actually pay the price.
Rai-flat 2.
I mean that's doable. That's doable. You shoulda fixed like the bad habits.
You just had to play a little more P-play.
I got it, I got it.
I shoulda get it.
Middle.
Pumping.
No, because you got like high-flat 2 at that, at one point in the game, right?
Yeah, I mean it's within reach just like it's gonna be hard for that's gonna be really hard
Okay, so you know a more realistic thing
What like bro? I think the challenge maybe make your game is too hard chat. What if I beat KSI in FIFA?
What about that?
What if I ask KSI that?
What about that?
Raising a good people I mean like I'll always like you back then
Yeah, but he doesn't play anymore. I'm trying down the people bro
Fuck don't play anymore. I'll beat him. I think I hope it's a bench. I just can't say better than that
Yeah, cuz yeah, I feel like I need to take a shower after this bro
Bro, you're just flying
Like if I was on the other team I'll be pissed we need to stop
Stop it. Stop it. Okay. This is our last game.
Hey, but listen, there were some, there were some good like lessons out of this.
Like you learned how to position for a pass while you're getting good shots off a pass.
And I thought of it all like you're just overall learning position.
But I do think, I do think your rank won't be able to pass like half of it.
obviously. Okay. I'm going to call me mental. I'm going to call
Betty. Okay. Jack, because I feel like I need a shower. Okay.
Squishy. Let me call Betty.
I'm calling everybody lock it.
I'm calling them.
Oh my god, Minimum just called me. Minimum just called me.
Tell me. Chat, chat, chat. Yo. Yo. Yo, Simon. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Simon, hear me out. Alright. So, I don't think I have the skill set to get diamond
in Rocket League, in time for the match.
But I do have a contrary idea.
Okay.
So, me and KSI are supposed to play against each other
in FIFA in a week.
If I win, could I get into the match?
If you can beat KSI.
Keep in mind, I beat Deji, I beat Marlon,
and I tied speed, but then I land.
I think I could kick his ass.
I'm confident.
You're...
You're not English, you can't beat him a FIFA.
Bro, I beat Deji in FIFA, ass wipe.
I beat Deji.
You need something else, bro. Deji isn't...
But I am so confident in my boy,
that if you beat Casai, you can be a good character.
Okay, okay, okay!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, okay.
You're just a bit out of yourself.
Yes, I know, I got it.
Simon, I'll kick his ass.
practice for the next week every fucking day I swear to God I will not lose okay
I would like you to rest I'm sorry for calling you so late
check my the fuckers
okay okay that's what she wants
yes bro
deal okay so getting diamond is not gonna be possible for me without without
I feel yucky.
I feel like I'm going to take a shower.
Now!
Okay, there is a second chance tournament in 10 minutes.
Yo, Squishy!
I might play the second chance tournament, but Squishy, would you want to play R6 with
me today?
R6?
I could like show you the ropes, bro.
I could show you the ropes.
If you want to learn.
I'm down, bro.
I'm down.
Wait, what level are you, Squish?
28 28 28 level 28 now listen bro my coaching style is not like yours okay
they're gonna yell at me bro when you coach me bro it's like love positivity
sweetness sunshine rainbows squishy when I'm coaching you I'm gonna verbally
harass you okay like it's not gonna be fun I'm gonna insult you I'm gonna
scream but at the end of the day you'll be a better ceasefire and squishy if
If this coaching session goes well, I think you have potential to win the tournament on March 8.
Okay, listen, okay, can I tell you some things?
Off the bat, like you might be mad at me.
I play four people, okay?
And it's just because they're guns, bruh.
Is that bad?
I'll tell you who I play.
I play Sledge, Batcher.
I like their guns.
What was it, the L8?
Is that what it is?
That gun's fucking crazy, bruh.
The L8 582.
Yeah, it sounds like-
That thing's crazy.
And then, um, I play Sentry, and I play Mawzi.
Is that bad?
It's not bad.
I like the Commando, I like the Commando.
No, it's not bad, it's not bad.
It's absolutely fucking terrible!
Switzy sentry?
You play Sentry!
Switzy, what's his ability?
Do you know what his ability is?
He gets a secondary gadget now.
He doesn't have a fucking ability!
I'm gonna play this second chance tournament. I'm gonna win
especially I'm gonna win this fucking tournament yeah why don't we what we
want to see bro yes so you're going right to the end of the season bro like
let me see what you're all about and you know I mean like we want to my game
why don't we want to your game now if we want to see do you want me to
absolutely try my I want you to show me the skill gap like I want to see
like how bad I am you know what I mean like if you want but how many rounds
would I get on you zero if we want to go into seven yeah yeah yeah okay if I'm
fully trying let's say my life is on the line somebody has a pair of scissors and
my balls will get cut off if I lose I think I would be used seven to one I
think you would probably get one round maybe it's that crazy like that much
of a skill gap off knowledge. Oh my god, really?
Yes buddy, Squishy, you've been playing against level 5. I'm level 1,409. And by the way,
the levels come pound. So every time you go up a level, Squishdale, it gets bigger and
steeper. Squishy, I'm a loser, bro. Squishy, let me show you something. Are you in my
stream?
I'm in your stream, bro.
Alright, go to my stream right... Wait, chat, where are you going to see it again?
hold up
one-second squishy
yeah yeah
how do i see my days playing?
wait, jinx, why are people saying you got seven, uh, two against golds, do we?
isn't that low rank?
i thought i lagged out, what did you say?
oh no, it's all good, someone in my chat just said you got seven, two, five golds
i lagged out, i don't even know what you, what did you say?
alright, bro
Squishy, um, yeah, I got a humbler stack.
Squishy, now today, no, you're the student today.
Now this is gonna be fun.
This is gonna be fucking fun.
Okay, wait, how do I get the stack, Squishy?
What do I do?
I don't know on Xbox.
How do I get the hour?
I'm not sure.
Yeah, you probably, you have like over 10K?
Probably, right?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
522 days played.
Squishy, plug this into a calculator, shall we?
524 days 14 hours 9 minutes calculate how many hours that is buddy
Calculate how many hours that is buddy
12,543
Now keep in mind I
Have like five other accounts on a scale
five
So my actual hours is probably 20k plus
Squishy, if you think-
Wait, so you have my Rocket League hours in Siege?
That makes sense, the game's been up for 10 years.
You're as chuddy as me, you play probably 2K hours a year.
Oh, chuddy!
The fuck?
Squish, what do you mean chuddy, bro?
I mean, we're like in the same wavelength,
just on different games.
I play 2K hours of my game per year on average.
You play about 2K...
and yours, bro.
You got any?
Fine, listen, you better whoop my ass later, bro.
You're talking big game, bro.
Listen, you can coach me as hard as you want
if you whoop my ass cheeks.
I want I want to load up and immediately won't be one you and if you if you fucking bend me over brother
You can be as rude to me as you want. Okay, if I take even two rounds off you. I don't hear a fucking peep, okay?
So squishy first off, let me slow your friggin roll. Here's the first problem
So she would let you say okay, bro
So first issue is you have yet you coming in
Your level 20, bro, you're walking tall. We have this
It's richie dude sent she's gonna own your ass and she's gonna own your title last bro
I'm telling you watch out for century, brother. I got two gadgets
You don't know you're talking about I put it up. I'm actually starting to matter bro on that game
No, bro, no, I don't think I'm gonna beat you
Subject again to the girl human heart
I don't know how to deal with that yet.
Yeah, I don't, Squishy, I have, my penis is over two inches erect, so I don't use shields.
Okay.
The only people that use shields are people with two inch cogs.
Yeah.
Okay, the only people that use shields are people with two-inch cocks literally
Continue though and I saw you beat Bola with a shotgun so no shock
All right now that's like me telling you you can't drive your car
I beat you no job no job no boost and rockin league squishy
I am the greatest like a mute player in Xbox console history if we're gonna one be water on seas tonight
I need to be able to mute Chaka.
You play mute?
Wait, that's the guy that makes the cans out work, right?
I don't play mute.
I am the squishy squishy.
I'm the founder of mute on organ.
Like, people fear me in organ.
Okay, bro, listen, thanks.
I have 28 hours in the game.
You have so many more hours than I do in that game.
If you don't bend me over, there's a problem, right?
But I'm just saying,
I think I can actually keep it scary.
I might keep you on your toes, bro.
Like where where is this confidence coming from? Do you have any clips you want to show me because I got like the second chance
Herb is in three minutes. So we got time. Do you have a clip you could show me like where?
I want to I just want to keep you on your toes bro like listen
I don't I don't even know the math. I don't even know to find the staircase at the time
But I think I got what it takes to take you down, bro
Like I think I think I think I have the aim required to to take you down, bro
Yeah, it's all I'm saying
if he wins two rounds before we walk where's the thing if I'm able to use
shotguns on defense I'm not kidding when I say this there's a 70% chance where
she doesn't win a round. 70%. Balls, wanna play tournament?
Drona Balls. Yeah. Wait, how would you coach me on that game though? Well you gotta get an attorney
quick by the way, it's two minutes. How do you even like watch my POV or would you play in the
game with me. Could we play on ranked together? We'll just be playing on ranked together. Okay,
okay, okay. Yeah. But would it be your hit needle? Like would I just get my ass blasted?
Could it be champs? No, there's no hit needle on on right? Oh, there's not. Okay. But so
you could play anybody. You could play lowest rank, highest rank. Yeah, you can play anybody.
All right, chat. First, before I kick Squishy's ass in our six, before we are
gonna be winning our first ever Rockin League tournament with balls. I'm gonna
call the team, it's time. Balls, are you ready, Dabney? Alright, Squishy, I'm gonna go
Tinkle. Talk to the chat, Squishy. Do you feel like to be me? How confident are you?
Chat, this guy is delusional as f... Alright, alright. Alright, chat, now that Jinx is gone. Who do I play? Who the fuck do I play? Like, what's his counter? What's his counter? How do I beat him? If I had any chance to beat him, who do I play? Who do I play? Who's like the hard counter to
you wherever he plays
yeah what I play what I play like what would absolutely throw him off what
would make him like so confused and like actually scared to play me Deimos
Mira ban you or banning you if there's pick bands I'm banning you for sure
dude in the one-by-one does they're pick bands ying back in out in him do I
Do I actually have any chance to have it realistically without knowing shit?
Like if I pre-drone every angle, like before I go into the room, if I pre-drone everything,
do I have a shot?
I think I do.
Low key.
Am I crazy?
To kill him?
Like if I just pre-drone everything, I don't know the maps, but I have 28 hours for
whoever asked.
I have no time on the game, but I do have a good aim from CS, decent aim from
You're fucked, you're cucked, you're fucked.
These buns.
Trust your aim, use your aim.
Call them one to ten, Ben.
Okay, we'll do that.
Gotta get in his head.
How much did I sound like walking a 1v1?
How much did I sound like walking a 1v1 in there now?
I'm back squishing. Yeah, how do you feel though?
And I was just asking chat some questions. Is there going to be big bands on the phone?
Yes. Wait, Squishy, before we turn into like mortal enemies, could you help me coaching
Yeah, bro, of course. I'll never be your enemy, brother. I got enough for you, bro
Well, we're gonna be enemy. Listen, we're gonna be enemies in the 1v1 after that
We can go right back to signing up. No, but it sounds like you're gonna yell at me and see bro
Like I'm kind of scared like
Yeah, I have a little bit of aura over there. See, Squishy, in Rocket League
I'm a chud, like I'm one of the worst players to ever stream this game. In Siege, I'm a top controller player
Like this isn't gonna be a walk in the park
This is gonna be some breeze for you. This is gonna be real shit, but she like this is real
This is my game here though on defense in that game and won me ones
Is it a lot of this like you you pick you set up in a corner?
You can't be each other like like like how do you play defense? Are you an aggressive player?
Let me know your style a little bit
Okay, so like I know you got good ears. I know you got good ears. I know that I have
Great ears, bro. Listen squishy in my game, bro. Let me explain my game
So
In Siege my movement is
Mid my aim is mid
My game sense is probably top 10 all-time in
Contour six ever like squishy. I'm gonna be inside your head inside your ass
Inside your ears squishy. I'm gonna be all over you dude. Like it's not gonna be a breeze. It's gonna be real shit
I'm excited to play you, especially. I'm excited. I'm really, really, really excited to play you.
I do feel like you're going to be naturally good at the game.
Yeah, yeah. Out of the people in the tournament, without knowing me, just knowing that I'm good at CS,
where would you put me based on that knowledge?
Oh, I forgot about that. Wait, what is he going to do?
Nice, we're going to be in the CS.
Say that again, one more time is my duty here.
The highest rank in the game in CS.
Alright, you know what's that? I'm going to be hit. Squishy might actually get two rounds.
I did not know. I thought you were just a controller pro. I knew you played CS.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Alright, change the bet. Okay, okay.
Yeah.
But if you're high-spanked in the game in CS, you're probably going to be the best player in the tournament.
No, but Ron was a pro. Clicks is good at Fortnite, I think the Fortnite is more similar to CS
than Fortnite is to Fortnite. Because in Fortnite there's so much vertical, I feel like there
is some vertical in Siege, but I feel like it's a lot of horizontal, free aiming, headshot
angles, you know what I mean? That part is similar. But Clicks is probably, best
raw aim is probably clicks and the most fresh pro at everybody you know
like for FPS for what I saw from Ron yesterday was disgusting like batting I
have to know like it was good thing what I'm gonna do chat squishy the draft is a
great idea what I'm gonna do I like switch you're actually a genius on
March 7th chat I'm gonna do a stream with just the eight captains for like
20 minutes and I'm gonna pick the best eight players in the tournament that way the best players are spread out the best players
I think and then they're gonna draft
Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, cuz I think I think it's just cinema like for example if you grouped up like let's say you grouped up
Yeah, exactly or even Jason even like Jason Lacey wrong like Jason's immortal and Val I think
So I'm a prick I'm wrong
So that's like second highest rank and the aim of that game is also
So kind of similar to CS, which is kind of similar to see just different a little bit different
But like yeah, it's all pre aiming headshot level and like having just good understanding of the map, right?
All right guys before we want to do one squishy. It's time to win our first ever rocket league tournament. We're running it with balls
My OG duo love you
Over the metal festival. Oh, wait a minute. Talk to me. Nice. Oh my god. Fuck
Fuck!
For those actually good shots.
Wait, that guy?
That guy's actually like, kind of a demon.
Wait, hold for pass.
No, I sold.
Open shot, open shot, open shot, open shot, open shot.
Yes!
Especially, you see, I flipped the way to intensity.
Yeah, and you actually faked them, too.
Like, you faked the guys, you got a bad touch.
Bro, I'm telling you, Jinx, try to do the thing I was doing where you let them
hit it sometimes, like, just play after.
It's a free ball.
Oh, like fake?
Yeah, fake challenge more, exactly.
Well, don't think I kick off.
the ball. No, don't be gonna kick off there. I thought you said the fake the fucking kick
off. The balls know you're doing it. Oh, oh, no, you're doing that. No, I'm in games.
No, I'm in games. All right, all right. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Like
when the photo has the ball like fake, so they hit it away kind of thing, you know
I mean and then balls can cleaner clean up. Oh God. Can't play
Right. Could you find a PCC to count the squishy to use? We could play ranked on PCC too. I'm like carpenter on PCC
And I have not played
I played one game
That would be fun. It should because bro console of PCC
Oh no. I um lock in lock in. I'm number 28. How far is 28 from?
50 if I like pop the boosters. Son you don't even want to know.
You don't even want to know why don't they make it 50 by the way? I feel like I've been stuck in quick match and I'm right for
Millennium bro. Oh
20 hours of game time more Jesus bro, they really they really like wanted that combat to smirk what I would say is
Yeah
That guy's right. It's gonna take you 20 hours to get that's insane actually
It used to be lower, I just kept raising it.
It used to be 20, then I think they made it 30, now it's 50, for no reason.
Everyone hates it and I need them to change it, I've told them to change it many times.
They will though, they've been taking a bunch of W's recently and listening to the community
a lot.
This year of updates, which he perceived, is like their best year they've ever
given.
It's the best time to get into the game, unbiased, I've been playing the game
for 10 years normally they've done the most shit updates ever this year it's
gonna be the best year of update who's build a grill drinks you don't want to
know squishy some questions are better left it's like stones are better left
on turn oh no you know what you're actually right because I was gonna call
it with Lacey and Ron and my child was saying ask about Lacey's grandma have
heard that story I don't know if I even want to fucking repeat it so apparently
Lacey got her like oh my god wait that was the pack that was the pack
okay so Lacey I don't know again and Robin was fucking dying laughing the
whole time so I'm assuming this isn't true but they see by his grandma
Some AirPods right and she was I guess blasting music
They're like noise canceling or some shit and she was walking by the train tracks and she got absolutely flattened
It was the words that Lacey
Used absolutely flagged by a train because of the AirPods at least you thought and then they showed me a clip of
Jason throwing the urn of her ashes that I don't even know what I was watching
I don't even know what I was watching and then Ron's always talking about his mom finger disaster
I don't know it is a whole thing
Lacey got wait Lacey's grandma got ran over
flying flying by train because and it was apparently the funniest thing ever to
run bro and I don't know and then Ron went on to know she's dead bro she's
gone no it's not wasn't even laughing just so random so no and that's what I'm
saying when people ask you like people ask questions like maybe sometimes they
don't need to be asked you know maybe I learned that then you're right yeah
Yeah, build a rail is like, it's better if you don't ask him.
Yeah.
Jack, it's not funny, it's just the way he said it and it rolled off his tongue.
Yeah, it is kind of messed up your laughing at, your laughing at is that grandma, but it's all good.
Bro, his grandma had airplugs and it got hit by a train. That's not a very common death.
It's very rare. It's very niche.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
Squishy, I'm a gold coring machine.
I think you actually are warm, okay.
Obviously we were doing a little bit of smurfing,
but like you were warm, you were warming up after that.
I can't lie.
Squishy, dare I say I win this tournament?
What do you think?
Look at Ball's going backward.
He still does that, bro.
He still does the backward thing.
Bro, Ball's just a good enough teammate
where I think me and him could win, bro.
That adds.
Squishy, you know I got second place
at a tournament and lost, right?
Yeah, yeah, I saw clips of that, bro.
Dude, you know what's crazy?
I also saw that you were number one in goals that turn you to.
Like you were like peeking.
Bro, I was number one in goals and number one in saves.
Chris, yes.
I was number one in goals and number one in saves.
I'm not kidding.
It was the best ever played.
And Emiliano was the worst you made imaginable,
so I fucking lost.
In finals, I lost in finals.
I wanted to literally quit life.
But I don't know.
I mean, we're already three times, right?
Yes, these guys kind of suck.
I feel like if we keep playing guys in this skills dealing,
I think we can win.
Me and Balls are the best team in the tournament
if it's in this skills dealing.
Okay.
That might've been your best solo play.
That pop-up into the flip shot
might've been your best solo play I've seen.
It's actually really good.
Like if you can nail that every time,
you're gonna score on the strength every time.
And then there was that.
And then there was that, yeah.
If I win this tournament, like could you give me like a kiss or something I will bro
You know I will and everyone's saying ask for 110 Ben
I know about one of 10 Ben and I'm gonna see it in action. There won't be one in the vet. I
Might be one of 10 Ben in that won't be one
Yes, fishy, bro
One of 10 bad is very sensitive to me and it's not like
When I'm ready to speak about that publicly I will but as of right now
Let's keep that under wraps. I love that one attempt Ben was probably the worst day of my life
People would have been that happened in 2024 and people have been mentioning it stale to me today
Look at balls nice
All right, top 16 balls at the bare minimum top 16
Ask him about John Joe Shelby balls shut the fuck up
Yeah, what if you win the tournament
But you're lucky for this FIFA match then no like squishy do you play our six on steam
by the way I fell steam yeah I might as could give you a level 50
Oh, but should I hop in a rank? I feel like I be naked now you'll I'll be on your team
bro like what all the respect so you're smurfing me now I mean it's not really a bad smurf
though because like I'm a console controller player it's not like I'm like spoiled like
You know what I'm saying, I'm a console controller player going into like bronze silver PC
Oh, you'd be using your PC account on console controller?
Is that what you're saying?
Well, I'd be on console
You'd be on console?
Oh, okay, okay, okay
It wouldn't be like bad smirking
Okay
Yeah, yeah, we could do that
Dude, oh my god
But we gotta 1v1 first on main
Yes, yes
Balls, if we win this tournament, Balls, I will smack your ass
Wait, Balls is 16
Okay, never mind
Yo, alright
Chat I forgot both is 16 about both is 25 per second
Wait, so like who should I be playing at the start, bro? You said that was playing bad
I'm just gonna play in the start. It's not good. I feel like studies like easy and good. Oh
Yes, you don't like that. You know what? Okay, bro. What's wrong with sledge, bro?
It's not that's like
Bro, it's not that sledge is bad. Oh, here's a halo skin. You seen a halo skin. Yes at the master cheese skin
Yes, I have like a lot of skins squishy the thing is bro. It's not that sledge is bad
It's just like if you watch pro league and you watch 500 rounds of pro league
You might see sledge three times in five hundred rounds really damn. She's not meta at all
It's cuz those buck and ram which they just bought
But if you're brand new to the game sledge is probably the best op you could use
Like in this tourney, I can get away with using sledge though. Oh god
Bro, in the tournament, bro, the only thing I want you to focus on on March 8 is just
trying to get as many gunfights as you can because you'll probably have the best aim
in a tournament.
Okay, okay, I'm locking in, I'm locking in, I'm locking in.
I didn't know, I don't know the maps, dude, like I don't even know how to learn the
maps and I gotta just load them up and just run around, I guess, I don't know, because
I feel like when I play it takes forever to learn the map.
There's no radar, like that's what, that's the question.
I don't feel like if we play ranked tonight, of course you have a feeling you're gonna
impress me.
I have a feeling you're gonna impress me.
Dude, you made me nervous man like it's a lot of pressure bro, bro
If you're the highest rank and CS go there's no way you don't shit on people you've never played rank
I'm just right like never played ranked never been right. Well, like when I play on ranked games
I will I do top right most of time, but like it's shitters. I think like I got like eight nine kills
But it's a shit
I'm pretty sure yeah, we're gonna be on cj after this tournament. I'm gonna one-two-one switch
You never gonna play right
But we gotta determine top 16. Let's go. Come on balls
Oh my god. I have a shot. No, I don't know. Wait, go again. Wait, I'm at. Oh my. Oh, bro.
That was so good. Actually, that was actually so good. I got three individual touches. Yeah,
really good. Who's Squirtle? I'm gonna say ask about Squirtle. What's Squirtle? Squirtle's
my little brother, dude. I love this out of you. Oh my god. I love this out of
you. You gotta jump though, bro. Oh, nice balls. Open, open, open. So much time.
I'm sorry, I'm dead.
Go work over there.
Balls, you're actually such a good teammate.
Oh my god!
Let's win this shit!
First ever turnie dub right now, Mother Sucka.
Oh my god, that's sexy.
That is sexy.
Splash!
First ever turnie dub, chat.
That's such a bad touch. Oh my god, I just sold these. Bro, we're the best team in this tournament.
Screechy, I'm being underrated. You actually can win. You actually can win this.
The people that were playing are like, I'm looking at them. They're not better than me and Vols.
They're not. They're literally not.
Oh god. Okay, maybe they are. Nice Vols!
I
All the both playing good balls putting in work. What's in what's in what's that fan?
You're saying what is a Zim or what what is a Zim? Yeah, you were saying ask
I don't know. Someone's asked about Zim. You're saying ask those in what's that?
Where do I even begin where is that a person? Where do I even begin? Yes?
holding the solid chat where do I even begin bro yes go balls balls among the
left post that you can get there nevermind wait maybe
ball focus, daddy, focus, ball focus, Zen is the go, Zen Mora, Zen is the go, everyone saying.
Where do I even begin, dude?
Wait, watch the switchy.
Yeah.
I'm going to peek.
Good touch, off the bounce, perfect.
Pop.
I almost...
I actually like the idea, I actually like the idea.
Dude, balls put it in reverse still so much,
but it kind of works.
I have a shot, I reckon.
Oh no, ball's not over here.
Chris, you got it with the tournament man,
it's out of the bag!
You haven't won one yet, right?
No, I got second place.
I'm gone, I'm gone.
I got second place, my best.
Doesn't look like it, the ball's slightly off the ball.
actually would have probably scored if it was on the wall.
Hit it, ball, hit it.
Ball, hit it.
He's leaving it for you.
See, I love how, like, the action I love balls,
because he actually has a fucking brain.
All my teammates just hit it in the...
Hit it across the net.
I demoed.
That was such a good demo.
Oh, Bubba's low.
We will win this tournament if you lock him both once we get to the next game stop typing and fucking focus
All right top eight now lock in falls dead ass
Today's the day I have a good feeling about today people be call me to rocket league Riley. Is that bad? They're good
I wouldn't say you're like Riley
Chad I would switch he's like rather. Oh
Bro, Riley's one of my good friends
that's kind of weird. That is kind of weird. You guys are both Canadian. Wow. Oh, I see
the one that helped you on clash. Yes. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. Oh, fuck.
I gotta go back. I go, I go. That's a goal. Oh my god. Nice, bro. Dude. Bro. You're
the bounces good that I really good that I boss we can fucking win who's who's
avid dude everyone's saying avid that's what avid avid like everyone's bro
you're just asking about like oh gee jinxie first floor all these people are
like oh gee people oh gee oh you guys be first thing it was a beef beef I kind
I guess not really a beef
This is too easy, this is too fucking easy, bro
I mean chat top eight bro, I might be first in goals. I'm not even kidding chat. They forfeited
Balls where you made your team name. It's time when it's kind of or you might you might actually win
You might actually win with that
Balls fuck off, bro. My god, shut up
Wait, wasn't that balls thing I feel like I remember him saying it was his the seven seven shit
Oh with a scene that's team wait no, there's one guy
But he has every goal for his team that's mean beans teams mean beans where's it where's a team?
I think on the other side of the bracket. Go left Jinx, go left side of the bracket.
Look for mean beans, setting up sustain.
Bottom right. Are they losing? Press it, press A on it.
On the right one. I guess it's not loading for a reason, but...
Do you want that guy to lose? If that guy loses, you guys have a good shot actually.
Also, you-
So that means we'll face that guy in finals?
Yeah, and I mean there's a small chance he's smurfing. I would even argue it.
a big chance he's perfect, but we'll see.
Bro, 11 goals in two games is not even possible unless the other team went AFK or something.
Bro, if we get to the finals and lose, I'm going to actually have fucking depression.
It's all good.
Bro, if we get to the finals and lose to a smurf, don't lose hope, dude.
Don't lose hope.
Bro, but 11 goals, I've never even seen that in two games.
No matter what happens you can bend me over and teach after this. It feels real good. Okay?
I know but bro I want to win this, man. Like I want to win this before I get on teach really bad.
Yo this spermhead emo top ten emo something like maybe top five.
Just letting you know. I had to add it as well. Balls down. Balls down.
Whoever added that needs a raise. Is that high-five? If we win this we are in semis.
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
No, I'm not, no, I'm not.
A lot of patience out of you, a lot of patience out of you.
Just tracking the play.
Look at the balls, bro.
Oh, my God.
I'm not going to be talking too much because I'm running long.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
I'm not asking about Breckey Hill, I know about Breckey Hill, no.
I've seen the edits.
Go go, hit a ball, hit it, hit it, hit it, right here.
I tried to bomb.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He jumped, he jumped, he jumped.
He jumped!
Oh my god!
Don't fuck up in front of the net!
Come on!
We women's were in semi-shad, that is best of threes.
I'm locked in. No. No, no, no.
back back back back back back back back back back!
balls did you miss? did you miss?
yeah I think so
oh you gotta beat, you gotta beat but
yeah you need to put more passes
it's not where your phone is
lock in chat
today's the day
Oh my god, what a weird angle to shoot on he actually just buried that
Oh my gosh, that was a really good shot balls. I'm proud of you, right?
Chat two more minutes, bro. Two more minutes two more minutes
Nice nice give me a speed boost
Shit oh
All right, we're the best in the tournament balls unless that guy's smurfing. We're the best in a tournament. I'm being so dead ass
Nice, we played to the standard that we're capable to plan to this will be the first ever turn
Like to hit it involves hit it involves
I'm there. Oh, I pre-jumped at least at least I'm free jump come back about
If we follow this game, bro
Oh nice bro. Oh my god. Wait, you guys can win this. You guys can literally win this game.
This whole fucking thing.
Gee, I'm legitimately locked in. When am I ever playing like this? Flick Tim.
Dude, look how you look warm up after those those ranked games earlier. I'm not gonna lie.
I know. See, maybe my problem was I was just going right into tournaments some days.
Maybe I got to play ranked before.
Little warm up.
I got it, got it, got it!
Titties.
That was such a limp dick shot.
One minute, 30 seconds of defense.
That's a good touch.
That's a good...
Oh my god, wait you guys are peeking. I think the same shot balls have mother's
We're gonna win. Oh my god off the bounds too, bro
We're about to be in Sammy's chat
That it
Not a little balls chill balls don't type until we've been motherfucker
Lock in oh
Oh my god
Top four bro the left it left it reach quit we made him leave both top four both lock the fuck
Both of the balls are the pigeon top around is that rock?
I've made it to four twice and I made it to top two once we were playing against
against the ball six seven check these guys down
is there a way to see your stats were she um you go to the three you look at
their names barely one look they barely one in quarters
yeah it's bugged though you see the scoreboard it's all zeros sure it should
be showing the stats i don't know why it's bug
it says they barely won three yeah three two three two yeah but you look at
me look oh jinx now look at mean beans
You have 21 goals now.
Wait, is it squishy?
Ah, thanks bro. I'm gonna feel so bad if you make all of the finals against Smurf Dawn.
Is it squishy? He scored 11 goals in 2 games, and in the third game he scored 10 goals.
It's like a sick, musty prank bro. What if it's musty?
Wait, you're actually not wrong. It might be musty.
Childe legitimately think I'll never win a tournament. I feel like everything that can go wrong will go wrong
Now you're win, bro. You gotta believe
Think about how many ups and downs you've had in life, bro
Remember one what's upon a time thinks you were just a sperm, bro
You had to be billions and billions of other sperms in a race and you won that shit
What stopped me from winning this tournament, bro? I didn't think it went wrong when you were sperm
Yeah, the chat's typing the sperm heavy month, though, so I don't know how confident I feel
off of this.
I don't know how confident I feel off of this.
All right, Spursi, I'm going to go take a tank cold, and then I'm going to win.
All right, we're about to be top four, guys.
JP, Colin, who's JP?
Who's JP?
JP Collin.
Oh, John Pork.
Okay.
So, as you went into this tournament,
where's your buddy, Getsmurfed on?
I feel like he's about to get Smurfed on
and punch a hole directly through his monitor
at the end of it all.
I feel like the final match
is going to be a Smurf.
I mean this guy scored 11 goals in two games. I feel like it's just it's tough.
Squimple
I do have seven TV chat. I don't know why I just wanted a link chat though. Every freshman.
There you go.
It's time.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time.
Leave it a sub, bro.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time.
We are top four in a tournament.
Best of three, let's go.
Best of three, best of three.
Best of three.
Good job, balls you ever open at 9-9-9.
Over the window.
That was such a bad fucking shot, good movement though.
Yes, flick it up.
Oh my god.
No!
Yes! Balls waiting to be there on the rebound! Oh my God!
Focus track, we win this one finals. I'm all mad.
You hate the way the screen is how do I make it bigger on here like I don't know if I can make it full screen
I think that's the biggest I can make it
When I'm watching on you that's on me that's on me
No, no stop stop I
Have a shot ball smooth
I've shot I've shot
YESSSSSSS!
Bro I put it in the one spot where you couldn't save it.
The one spot where you couldn't save it. Well maybe.
Maybe you could, maybe you could.
This obviously isn't Jinxie playing guys.
Don't be so go-to-bull.
Yeah bro, you're a fucking detective, bro.
Yep, it's definitely not me playing, bro. You're a fucking genius.
You're literally a fucking genius, man. It's not me playing.
the most mediocre shit ever. Brody is actually about to win, nah I think it was a smurf in
the finals. Bro maybe he's just playing against the worst teams ever. It's possible. And also
it's only one guy scoring that much. So like, it's possible. Now you guys would have had
I had this turning up if it wasn't a smurf, I think you would have at least.
That's not pre-coked. You never know, that's not pre-coked.
What's his gamer tag? What is it?
I don't remember.
Oh, I'm trying to freeze up that.
Yeah, he's like safe. He doesn't make like big risk, like big risk.
See how he let me have that? Like most of my teammates just run over me.
You're playing really good, thanks. You're playing really good.
He's going to do the chat is why I get mad because like most of my teammates would have ran me over there
But balls let me have a shot because he like understands like the game
But I'm not good at the game, but I also have like some understanding of when to not steal the ball from the team
Well, I don't really want to win a tournament by spam reporting somebody like if he's
I don't like I think that's the latest way to win a tournament. It's just spam reports
I guess like pretty stupid
But you know you got better things when you're playing well and everyone in chat's like this is not Jinx play
Like you know, you've got better people don't even think I see you
No way. Oh, bro. If you flip, I'm gonna be honest. If you fronk like me to do that
No, I know but like that was still fine. Like if you fronk, look, you would have had it
Yeah
I'll be the press for you never mind it's him. Yeah, it's you so as soon as I do terrible
then you guys say it's me fuck all of you
Oh
How about that how about that how about that that we're gonna be wanting digs and siege
after this game he's gonna bend me over and apply five places with him
things you act to deserves to win this time is play today is the best I've seen thank
But we're not going to win because the guy at the finals has 21 goals.
So it's GG's, bro.
That's the case and it wasn't meant to be this time, but you got what it takes.
This shows you you got what it takes for sure.
Finals is going to be hell on earth.
Drop.
Love that of you. I love how you're so down there. That's actually beautiful.
Thank you. Thank you coach
Oh
Thanks today, bro. I know I'm getting angles, but I never really get angles
Look at that from balls wait you guys are the dream team, bro. I'm not gonna
Holy fuck balls in back wall you slot that
Chats not AI look look if you guys don't think it's me
All right, where you just be at a mr. Beast in the night
Yeah, bro, I was supposed to be at a mr. Beast video, and I got a stomach ache. Oh
Okay, okay, I was in the plane and I got a summer game
Chalice
Guys, that's good. Nice. I'm good at games, right? I'm allowed to improve. I'm allowed to approve
I'm allowed to approve that it that it that it
How does that even work for that challenge? Like are you allowed to piss and shit? You think a lot. How would you even done I actually don't know great question
Wait, wait, wait
Jesus
Our balls it's lock-in game too. We're kind of like playing like not yeah, we're not playing good like we were
free jump idiot and
in your net
Yes
Yes, oh my god one more win and we're in finals squishy hold my ass
So hold my ass cheeks, right? I'm actually gonna be depressed if it's a smurf because I think you guys got this shit
I would if I could bet if I was a better man. I didn't know any stash for anybody else at Tony
I'll better you guys right now
Which I am kind of a betting man as you've seen but like
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
No, no, no, whoa
Big seed what the hell I was trying to go back to the lobby
I didn't look at it. No, it's mess with me mess with me mess with me. Oh
My god, I almost
Bro, I almost just like
Ruin everything
Okay, but yeah, the thing is it's I am locked, but it's also balls like chat. Let me just say this, bro
Ryan terrible teammate. Love him the horrible fucking teammate
Ron, loving the death, horrible fucking teammate.
Guys, it's not a coincidence that the one time I play a 2v2 tournament with balls, we run through everybody.
It's not a coincidence. It's not ego, it's called statistics and information.
Is the first one you've done with balls?
This is the first 2v2 tournament I've done with balls in a minute.
Guys, balls assist me. If I'm close to the ball, balls allows me to shoot.
He doesn't run me over.
But I've also never played this game.
I've also literally never played this game.
But yes, it is me.
Wait, thanks.
Why is everyone saying you're going to be a father?
I'll show you after this game, if you remind me.
Oh, god.
Actually, like you have a girlfriend?
Squishy, I love you bro. I'm about... Squishy look, look, look, look, look. Squishy, I
got about probably 10,000 people who are dedicated every day to harassing me. Squishy, I can't
have you also. Squishy, you're supposed to be my safe handler, bro. I'm not gonna
be a father
safety
I like it like it like it's right
we're in the 70s
these guys are ass like bro
the guy in the finals is so scary
Chad he's like an anime character
you know what he reminds me of Chad
he reminds me of Hisoka in the fucking trials
it's like Hisoka in the fucking trials time
he was a free
they are the free
he reminds me of Hisoka in the hunter exam
when he killed like everyone.
Not a spoiler, cause it was right at the start of the job.
Chad, that's what it reminds me of.
Me and balls are like, don't and kiddwa,
and then they have these two guys.
I'll eat ball now.
Yeah, Chad, I watch anime now.
I'm not like one of those fake ass weirdos.
I'm head of this.
I hate when people, I hate when people,
I'm not gonna say the names, bro,
but I hate when people act like they watch anime
to like try to like get support
from the anime community.
Bro, if you don't watch anime, bro,
don't act like you watch anime.
I don't care if you don't watch anime,
but don't act like you want to end the match.
No.
All right, lock in, lock in, lock in.
Chattin' lock in.
Yeah, go back to hard lock, hard lock.
But yes, we're gonna go against
Kisuka in the Hunter exam, literally in finals.
Oh, no, I have to touch false.
He cut him no time.
Wait, what if we lose the semis?
Chattin' should be really bad.
Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, ball to any tops.
We're in rule one.
I know, what was that?
Mark, is he in the finals?
This is semi-finalist game two.
Game two.
Drop.
Good read, good read.
This game is a lot closer in the first game. I had a feeling this would happen because we finished off last game shit
I had a feeling this would happen tap into the confidence you got earlier things
Slot came bro. Believe in yourself. Get a bump in yeah
See even though I didn't bump in I mean
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at what's it is for I'm on the right. Yeah, like even though I didn't bump in I still made it
I'm you actually can't you're damn. I like drop it off her ball like that is camp
That's actually your signature play like that off the corner bump play
You go you go when I go I go
Okay, bro, you're good not a game left lot of game left
Yes, that's stupid. That's sounding though.
I'm about to be in five of those guys, so a little support.
Frig. Frig.
I just ran into balls. That's not good.
Oh, you faked them. Balls?
Faked out. Take the back. Who's right?
Nah.
Oh, bad news.
I have some bad news. I'm not going to deliver it to you.
I'm not going to deliver it to you until I put a game, though.
Yeah, don't talk about it.
Don't talk about it.
Accident squishy is delivered to bad news right now.
Oh, my God.
Uh, do you understand the guy in the finals is a champ?
What rank is his teammate?
Uh, we don't know.
Unknown.
No, I don't know, I was on rank one promo yesterday and I got three superhuman robots,
so that's all good, bro.
Gotta take Alice sometimes.
He's champ two?
I was so close again.
This has to end.
It's going to feel sweet when you get it, bro.
All right, I know the perfect song to play for finals, but in order to do it, Chad, I
literally have to end on you two.
But I know the perfect song.
I know the perfect fucking song for finals.
If there's one song that'll lock me in, I know what it is.
probably better than balls you got to finish this I got it we might have you
make it the final spot
you can go right here you can go over here actually hold get the boost in
and just go, oh it's not there, it's not here.
Balls?
Oh my god, oh my god, Jinx.
No!
Oh, good try, good try, good try.
All right chat, we're gonna break out this song
for the last game.
We're gonna break out this song for the last game.
Squishy, could you hear my game?
No, I don't have your game on.
Okay, chat, prepare to be erect.
It doesn't go through the stream for some reason.
All right, chat.
Do y'all know what time it is?
If we win this game, we advance to finals.
The real ones already know what song I'm going to play.
Ball's ready.
Let's go.
The real ones already know what's all about to play.
Positive if I get to bro.
Thank you so much.
If we win this game, we make it to Grand Finals.
I will be verbally unavailable for the next five years.
Have I turned it up a little bit?
Have I turned it up?
Turn it up, turn it up, have I turned it up, turn it up, turn it up?
Have I stopped?
That's one.
We're about to be in finals!
Possibly we're watching the end of Jynx's tournament here, we're in call with Jynx right
now and then we're going to, when we want Jynx on Siege he's going to fuck me in the
butt and then after that we will play some ranked with Jynx on Siege.
You're either going to play casual or ranked with Jankton Siege.
Yeah, a body of 25 months, man, take your breath.
Yikes.
Uh, I just started peeking randomly.
That's a perfect shot.
Just a perfect shot.
Yes!
Pocket!
Oh my God.
Go balls!
Go!
Go balls!
Fake, fake, fake.
No, no, no, no.
The post always gets you, bro.
I hate this fucking post!
Fuck!
I was always get you bro
Butterfuck's coming out bro, oh shit
Thanks for the speed boost I'm ass
I feel like they turned up though like I thought they weren't playing a skit earlier
Bright free flip we got one more song one more song in our bag one more
I
Oh
Yeah, it's just playing so much better in my
Chatter is about a 0% chance we win.
It's all good, Jinx.
They're going to be smurfing in the final, Bear.
Let's be honest.
It's all good.
Now let's just come back.
Let's just come back.
Yep, one go at a time.
One go at a time.
Okay.
Okay
Give me so that using your father
Okay
I'm not gonna lie drinks. I'm just gonna say it those kids are smirking too. I'm gonna be honest
I think they were just playing like pretending at the start.
That one guy tried too hard so he was hitting everything. That kid was working.
I think he was. He was.
The first game he wasn't hitting anything. They needed to start hitting the ball perfectly.
Just the one kid. The one kid that was first sure the one kid was.
The other guy I don't think so. The one kid was for sure.
start hitting the ball way too well. So they etched us? Bro but it didn't matter to me cause
you literally would have, I think you just got in a shitty turn here bro. A lot of
fairs at the end. Bro I joined last minute too. I know legitimately like if those guys
were legit I would say it but I think they were actually smart. I think one of them
was smart. Alright Squishy are you ready for the main event now? Are you ready to
1v1 me? Are you ready Squishy? Bro you're gonna fucking bend my ass over bro.
Yeah, I'm playing okay. Are we doing pick bands? How's it work?
Yes, it'll be in the game. Okay, squishy. I'm gonna go tingle and then I'm gonna be my joke
All right, bro
Chat jinksie versus squishy in were in our six lock the fuck
Yeah, why y'all saying 29 hours yikes, yeah, I'm new I'm gonna get my ass beat
Okay, my mouse to work like how bad am I gonna get fucked right now I'm about to get full
embarrassed
Bad very bad you will want to cry, okay
Dude, this fucking mouse, I swear to God, I'm going to throw it at the wall at maximum
velocity.
I don't know why it does this.
There we go.
W Squishy.
Yeah I'm gonna get my ass pounded bro but I'm ready.
If anyone's gonna pound me it's gonna be Jinx bro, alright?
I'm getting buttered up for him.
Okay, got it, that those are his two means, got it, good comps, guys, keep the comps coming
to chat.
Remember I'm brand new, I got 30 hours, 29.3, I have like 10 people in line, I have nobody
You have to trust your and you will probably get outplayed but you will have better interest
which are you absolutely positive you're ready for this but what is the can be bro so I have
Tell me about yourself, bro.
What about me?
Tell me about yourself, bro.
Like, you hit the highest rank in CS hell?
Is there any other information you want to tell me?
Viddie with the Prime, Bobby Viddie.
I've reached second highest rank in Valorant.
Highest rank at CS.
It's kind of like the games I played outside of Rockley.
I don't like Valorant really.
I just played it for like two months.
I don't know.
Played it for like two months
I don't want to take that
Alright, in two months we'll be the highest one, okay
Second highest, second highest, second highest, second highest
Squishy, how do I add you by the way?
How do I add you?
On this game?
On Steam
Yes
Wait, on Steam or on Siege?
No, on Siege
How do I add you on Siege? What is your name?
Uhhh
Like, what if it would be Kanaz?
Squishy muffins I think
I think, I should just be Squishy muffins
I'm a little scared, I didn't know you were like, a FPS player.
Brother, no, no, I shouldn't have said that because now it's like I have pressure a little bit on me, but I don't, like-
I have to bother with it, except that.
Now like, also, HiVis is trying to get you an account so we can play PC ranked after if you want.
You sent me? Are you O-underst- or should I not say your name? Fuck, doesn't matter.
It's already leaked, check Twitter. My name's been leaked for like six years, bro.
Okay, okay.
bro like this guy that had to my account is actually such a fucking loser
gotta hate you bro okay I added you I'm gonna invite you once you get in here
like we're gonna be more to Adam's you understand oh shit what map we doing
that we're doing I don't know any of the maps I know clubhouse I know I'm
clubhouse cuz of Olo that's it first thing I want to teach you about seeds
This is the first thing I'm going to teach you about is game. You know how I'm called of duty all of the beef will settle on
Newtown
Yeah, or as the OG players would say in warzone or motherboard fair
Motherboard for two all of the people settle on rust. Yeah in seas row all of the beef is settled on
All right, like
If there's toxicity it all gets settled. I don't be honest. I don't know if I've played that map before
But I'm down to do it, bro. So how do I stop people from spam requesting me?
Um, I actually don't know. It's like some Ubi connectable. Is that gonna come up when I'm playing or no? No, once we're in the game, you'll be good. Alright bro, are you ready?
I'm a little nervous right now. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, so, I mean do you want to do a little wager on this? Like, now who's gonna win but like how many rounds are you gonna get?
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I get one round. I'm gonna say get one round
Well, I also kind of agree. Okay, Scroogey, here's my next question. Fuck a wager, all right?
How hard do you want me to try? I want you to go all out. I want you to show me the skill gap in this game.
I mean this fully, like I don't care if you beat me every round. I kind of
expect to get dominated here i want you to show me the skill gap in this game
because i don't know how big of a gap there is for a brand new player you know what i mean
okay so you want me to try my full artist i want you to go like you already ruled it's no
shields right no shield wait no no no i just thinking about it you probably have some cringy
shit where you can blow me up to the floor and stuff yeah bro it's seed oh no no no no no
bro squishy like I've got to have cringy shit out the ass oh my god wait okay wait wait can
we do a little band on like blowing me up to the floor and to the walls no welcome to Tom Clancy's
bro I forgot about this I'm gonna get a fight yeah you're gonna blow me up
squishy baby all right so you want me to try my absolute hardest high by throwing me up as
much as you can without it being overbearing. I'm gonna try my absolute
harvest. Wait, what's your favorite operator, ask him for a friend.
Castle, wait, yeah, wait, no, no, I don't remember. Fuck, wait.
So you're gonna try my absolute harvest, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you banned me? Okay.
Yo, why are you guys?
Yo, no, no, no, no, chill chill chill
You want to see this skill gap in this game? All right, I'll show you look bro. You show me rock league
Let me show you see well. There's a chance. I 7-0, but maybe I think I'm gonna 7-1. I think you're gonna get one
Okay, round the city round the clock
Everybody needs you
Squishy, are you ready?
Yeah, thanks. What is this loading screen that's blind by the way? Why not to look at this?
Yes, I know it's PC thing, but I have to see these blinds. Oh, it's just PC PC. See just very buggy
But it's not shit, but it's very buggy
I wouldn't know where I'm at bro like legitimately wait damn with the timer so low for for a drone phase
I'm full fucked. I'm gonna be honest brother. I'm gonna try to set it up. Okay. I wish I had no game audio
Oh
All right, thanks Ben.
Ben, we're late.
He said he wanted me to go my harness.
I'm in the same spot I was before.
Yo, listen. Listen, Vince.
I'm still trying to figure out where I'm now in the map, bro.
I don't think I've played this map before.
You see, it's the most unforgiving game I've ever played.
In terms of learning that, this game is the secret learning gap.
Now, mechanically, rock-n-roll.
Hardest game ever.
But in terms of learning that,
Why you actually thought you were doing a play? Let's get away from this.
The longer that you use that spend toadding, the less fun you're having.
Oh, I'm in the wrong dude. This fucking map's gonna be the most shit.
You hear everything I'm doing, huh?
Like, is your strats allowed? You know what I'm at or not?
No, if I put up cams I could probably find out where you are though.
Okay, I know where you are.
I've got the bottom of the white stairs.
Brother what?
And now you're talking about the structure.
What?
And then you're going to walk in.
Yo, what is this fart gas, bro?
I thought you would have been scared that I'm not holding the can.
Yeah, but the thing is so in Siege when you get on a camera it sounds like this
When you get off the camera it sounds like this
So when I heard you go
Wait, it makes a noise when you get on cam. There is a sound for everything in this game
So like when I heard you get on the cam
I also made sure you didn't get off the cam because I would go
Again, I would ruin your gun was up. Does that make sense?
But oh my god, okay. I'm learning. I'm learning bro. I didn't know that wait. Oh fuck
So what you just learned is like a really important thing.
That's already a good thing to learn.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I'm gonna say it again, to be honest.
Because I'm gonna try my fucking nuts off, right?
Okay, see, so if I just held that door,
you never would have peed.
Because there's no sound here.
So you peed, that makes sense.
Okay, so that felt like you were cheating kind of thing,
but like, did you just know the fucking time?
I peed because you got on your camera
and never got off.
Yes, yes, that makes sense.
And I wanted to figure out where you were
before I went in blind to the room,
but you knew something.
The best thing to do is like,
Getting on a camera at a safe location.
That's the best thing that we have.
OK, got it.
Got it, bro.
Round of city, round of car.
All right, bro.
Listen.
Long game, you know what I mean?
Long game, bro.
All the time, bro.
I'm not going to be too shabby.
Now, I don't know.
I do still believe you'll get around.
It's not like rockin', you know what I mean?
One shot at top of the head.
I wonder if this still works, the shotgun?
Yeah, it does.
Wow
Take me Jinx
Take me bro. You got aim. It's got tricks
What is that what does that shit? Yeah, what is that?
Thanks, do not peek me bro. You won't win the fight do your little tricks, bro. Do your little tricks, bro
You won't win the fight
Wait, you're a jigsaw, squishy!
Yes, but I got it!
Wait, y'all think you're squishy? Oh my god!
Yo, good name, good name. I kind of whipped up a little bit.
I didn't do that.
I kind of whipped up a little bit.
I'm gonna ban it, but I'm gonna be in play.
Okay, so in order for my prediction to be correct,
I have to win the next six rounds.
I think I got it.
I have to win the next six rounds, Chad.
at
i'll give you that well fucking play buddy
well fucking plays christie
thank you bro
hey thank you bro
that's my father i kind of baited you into peeking you probably wouldn't have peeked me there
you probably would have played a little bit like more
carefully no no no you're good you're good i i i i had like
that thing i just thought of you was grim
so it's like bugs so i basically have like wall hacks on you i just wear
really i didn't know what that is yeah i didn't know what it is
not okay now my prediction change check which he has good i'm gonna say like
i'm gonna say i really second this move i'm gonna check which he has good
fucking like i can't like i have a hard time even finding the fucking like
what are you on the map me
just reps i guess huh you just gotta put some of the reps
do you do any like sponky is that good to do?
ummm...
yeah probably we should get a special one where we want to just like, throw the bomb in it
but what we want is you can get it away with a bottle of it
this is a little bit of a problem in fact
oh I don't have sledge right now as well
Like I'm making without sledge like I'm cause of the other shit.
Yeah, I don't even know how to get up there, I'm gonna be honest.
If I figure it out, you're cooked though.
yo where the staircase? I was wondering that circle. yo where is the staircase?
yes bro I'm trying to find this day there we go
I guess dude, dude, where are you, bro?
What?
You're a little nervous, buddy, I can tell.
Yeah, what is that? What is that? Yeah!
Especially are you nervous, Piazza? I'm nervous, are you?
Yo, where are you, bro?
Jack, you got somebody to try?
My own special man to try my hardest.
I'm literally playing like a basketball winger.
What the fuck did I just die to you?
Are you shocked?
Yes.
Jinxie is ball 6-7 with the 50 gifted subs.
She yawned.
Jinxie is ball 6-7.
Thank you.
You have to get to put it in.
Bro, Squishy, I'm trying my absolute new hardest grab.
This is what you told me to do, all right.
Chad, you're not allowed to get mad at me
for doing what Squishy told me to do.
No, no, no, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
I didn't even ban anyone.
All right, like, I'm giving you
the full Jinx experience, bro.
Bro, you banned my guy, bro.
Now, Chad, if I were to ban Bravo, where's Bravo?
Chad, if I used this operator,
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night,
so I'm gonna have, like, somewhat of a line in the sand.
I mean, okay, Squishy, do you want me
to try my absolute artist?
Dude, just do it, do it, like,
bend me over bro bend me over
squidgey are you sure
are you positive
because i can use an operator that's like
honestly worse than shields
squidgey are you sure
no no no
don't look at it
because i could have used the operator that's worse than shields
what's worse than shields
Everybody needs you.
It's a scene of bail.
Why is this?
This isn't as bad as the similar one.
It's not that Ying is more toxic than you, you know, what you want it is, because you have no use of it to counter it.
Ying does bad against a gangster in the mind, a cat like M. Warden, but how often do people actually have that in the world?
maybe more than you know
much is actually a good pick in one squishy
like that I just like the gun bro yeah we actually need that
of
death
of
death
of
death
Yo, what?
Wait, actually what?
Bro, I didn't see you!
I didn't see you, bro!
Alright, you got some $1 to scan, I can't lie.
That's impossible.
I didn't know it was a thing.
Wait, Chad, what should I ban?
Chill, chill, chill, chill!
seven eight nine wait ten little but you've been to
Yeah, what is that like this is shit though no this
They see after seeing the last round I fuck like I would never think that you can peak like that on that aing like you
This you from peak
Yeah, I basically shot to like mask the noise of me lying down because like if I didn't shoot you would hear
on the floor but if I shoot you can't really hear it and then I'm just like
under because I know your cross there is about to be a head level so instead of
taking up that you have to come fight it, I can just snipe it.
I will say James you're nasty bro.
Thanks.
Hey I can't be mad, you need to be balled up bro, sounds like it's going in.
Yeah, I'm literally the biggest like I don't even know where the fuck the entry
holes are.
I really need that bro, I don't even know where I am.
what is this?
basically if i knew what was happening
you get like
yeah why are you like a wolf?
Yeah, but it's so fucked to get in cuz you have good ass here
You get out of here.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait what?
Do you slick on me like time?
No, I should have waited for hours.
Do you slick on me like fine?
No, I should have waited longer.
The player, what do I have to scan, bro?
I should have waited longer to swing, Chatsy.
It's still kind of seeming.
Bro, good game sense to like hit the lion scan,
then jump in.
Like that's pretty good.
Thank you, bro.
I was thinking about how I can get around your ears, bro,
because you got good ears.
No, that was good.
I think I would have waited longer to swing.
I would have been fine, but I just wanted to.
Or you could have swung during the scan, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Exactly squishy, yes, exactly.
I don't know if you were gonna jump in though.
It actually probably would have been best
just when Dory to scan chat, like, honestly.
All right, let me think.
Let me go, I guess.
Let me go.
Bruce, wish you're good, bro.
I mean, you're like one of the best new players
I've ever seen.
But it makes sense.
When you said you were like the highest rank in CS,
I was like, oh, OK.
He's not going to be like, terrible.
Honestly, it's just the maps are so overwhelming, darling.
I spent like half the round just trying
to figure out how to get upstairs and find a staircase.
If you've got a YouTube video.
I'm guessing that you play like, as you play,
you probably just become staffed, I guess.
So, Tisha, are you going up?
What do you say?
What do you mean by it? Do I go up?
Like, did you go upstairs?
You're not supposed to tell me.
Am I supposed to tell you?
Do I have a woman on the way?
Cap can't!
Not at all, you're not supposed to tell me.
Staff can't bad?
Um...
No, he's good.
He's better than fighting by himself.
Alright, switch. Yeah, I'm gonna like
switch it up a little bit this round.
I think I know exactly where you are.
So, this, this router was used in the Avaroo where you could basically fly into my window.
So, I fly into the window and you actually hit me.
But then I started to plant it.
Yeah, I just don't even know if that's an aning, bro. Like, that's just, I'm just dead.
Also, that beeping sound when the bomb's down, is that telling you which side it's at?
Yeah, I don't go beat beat beat
Everybody
Yo, switchy, you're gonna be like one of the best players in the tournament
That's
Thank you, dude
I want to give him like I want to put him in like weird scenarios, bro
Like I would see how you deal with like this
Well, you made all the people like that
So I'm kind of just naked it's like
Oh, yes, it's not my play
Yeah, I'm just like
I'm just like
Oh, yes, it's not my play now. Oh, I played the wrong guy. I guess I'll switch.
Right interesting won't be one chat would be squishy versus Ron. That would be very interesting
That would be really fun. Yeah, it's Ron on
on?
Uh, he's on, but I think he's nice IRL, he's IRL, anyway.
So if Ron gets back on desktop later, maybe ask him about his cinema watch.
I actually got to be real quick.
Oh, the nice thing IRL on all of my stuff.
I'm just gonna...
But he gets on his desktop, yeah.
There's these maps, bro.
I'm just gonna...
I'll be back, which could be more, I'm not even kidding.
bro holy fuck you nerd that's insane
I don't know what to do with this.
Oh, it's not like CS.
Oh, it's not like CS at all.
You can't take three-on-flashes.
Oh my- wait, Dixie, you're a fucking nerd, by the way.
But you can't take three-on-flashes in this game.
No, no, you can't. You can't.
You can't. You can't.
You have to like you have to really turn like if it's close
Yes, bro. Yeah, bro
NCS you can like pop flash and turn around like that. It did not work the same
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so what is funny opera? What do you mean funny operator?
Well, like bro, wait hold on. Let me get this straight. You had an explosive or more
automatic it automatically explodes on the doorway and then there's barbed wire and
then you have a gap in a wall a gap in a wall what the fuck I do I genuinely believe
squishy the only way you'll kill me and the only way you have killed me is if I
take a gunfight with you if I play like an absolute child and do that I don't
think you can kill me like you could but like squishy your aim is so good
and you're on PC I think you could kill me in like literally 30% more gun fights
I'm not even told like that
but you know some crazy angles though like that angle
like you're never even gonna you're not even gonna know what that is
that's what it is it's insane off angle
but I'm gonna keep lying shut
nah but there's definitely a huge knowledge gap that I lack
I would say you would kill me like almost half the time in gun fights
like a 101
But if I shut up like that, I don't, I don't, like, you could, but it's like a really low percentage standard.
Because think about it, both the kills you got was like me taking a 10-10, like at a half take the gun thing.
Yeah, yeah.
True.
Now do you even hear what someone ADS's?
Um, you can't really hear that, but you can hear like a lot.
I'm not even reinforcing anything. I forgot completely you're reinforcing this and won't be once
W hate chat keep it up
Can I break that with that?
Yeah, you get to say that enough.
Wait, Ron wants to... Ron wants to play squishy, that ass?
Holy cinema.
What the fuck is that?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Bro, I thought punish it on this bed, but you know I can't punish.
But yeah, the thing is, like, I know you can't get through the door without heading down,
so like, I'm not worried about that, do you know what I mean?
Ron is calling!
Yo, run the predictions!
Ron vs. Squishy, Holy Cinema.
No no no no no.
Does Ron know I need in this cringe shit?
I would say Ron knows slightly more than you like I'm gonna be honest. How many hours do you have in the game squishy 29 29? I
Know nothing. I don't know the maps at all
Chat why do I go to Ron's chat and you guys are saying Jinxy calling?
Are you guys controlling me?
Now squishy like I'm gonna be honest both of your kills were gunfights and that's kind of how it has to be
because I'm just gonna be a child but I really want to try it out I can try out
you could just full-play you tell right like lock me I could just sit in a
quarter and make you go down with your sound
yeah that's I would say Ron maybe knows slightly more than you wait Ron
called your phone
I'm a totally fine person.
Good job.
Let me FaceTime it.
Shut up FaceTime and run. FaceTime it.
Run, get up in here.
Yo, what's up, self?
So, I'm run. I have a little bit of a thing for you.
So, um, do you know Squishy, the guy that taught you Rocket League basically?
Yeah.
He is very, Rob, he's very talented at Rocket League.
I think the guys are both very naturally talented.
Probably too much time for me to talk about that.
And I would be curious to see if y'all won the one on board and who would win.
You want to do it in like the hour or like tomorrow?
that could be a removal
bro
hour lock
Bro, I actually fucking refilled it into the window. All right rock
Like we're see wait, why did it why did it do that? Why did it why did it do that?
What? What did he do to that?
I wanted to jump in the window and my guy went so extra.
He pulls out his fucking grappling hook.
Takes a big leap through the window.
This is not a window, I got it on the other side.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
It is what it is, bro.
One hour silky time.
Wait, what?
That's three hours?
Wait, what?
All right, Squish, are you ready to play ranked?
Yes, bro.
Dude, I mean, I mean, I felt like every death I had that game, I had no chance.
Like, I mean, there was some contraption set up,
some gadgets and gizmos set up that just led to me having
zero or zero chance to do anything.
I need you to teach me to be max-chud, bro.
Max-chud.
So, first off, bro, the absolute,
and I don't care what anyone tells you,
the absolute best way to play this game
is to not move around that much
and hold tight angles for long periods of time.
Is it chubby?
Yes.
But those are like the fundamentals of the game.
You're new to the game.
What a lot of people do is they come from other games
and they run into people to get shit off.
It's not only camping, it's about holding choke points.
Because the thing is, if, let's say somebody's better
than you but you're holding a tight angle,
you're probably just gonna kill them, bro.
That's the way the game works.
You don't have to be as precise
as they have to be, type shit.
True, true, yeah, yeah.
Wait, hi, guys.
Get him an account so he can play it.
I'm logging on Steam to that account?
Or is it?
Yes, yes
You're gonna be on it. Oh
He's gonna send you to shit in discord
Okay, he's gonna send you to shit in discord. How was I doji like I'm ass. Let's be honest. I'm ass, but like I
Feel like when I saw you I felt I felt like okay when I was fighting you, but I didn't get a fight
I gotta fight you three times
three times? three times? three times you like fucking prone one-shot me that one
time? yes well it doesn't matter like your aim is good but I knew your aim was
gonna be good because you said you were the highest rank in CS and the second
highest rank in Valor so I expected your aim to be good wait join this group
called Squishy. so I expected your aim to be good obviously now the
positioning in the awareness that's the brutal part of siege like like what I
always tell people bro siege gets better after you get to 100 hours but it's
like it's not like I can teach you the map like you have to just play like I
can't you know what I mean yeah yeah is there is there a sound setting that I
need to change it off that's like also hearing feels weird in this game like
it's hard to tell left right in this game I mean yeah I guess like okay the
The best sound settings I use is go to audio and then go to, um, what, okay, actually tell
me your sound settings.
Just go to start out, start at, um, sometimes what do you have?
So it's an off, then low, then muted, then 100, go away.
All right.
Genesis, go away, go away, wave.
Okay.
Yes.
Then what is your master volume?
A hundred.
Okay.
And then sound effects have 90, then zero, then 22.
All right, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is your in-game sound effects?
90
Yeah, no, that's not gonna fly on teach we need to crank it up brother
You want to hear if somebody farts nothing should be at 90 in relation to game?
Yes, max 100 if somebody throws that out of mind you want to be able to hear all right, okay?
Now men you okay in-game music. I want that at zero
Yeah, yeah, every siege player needs the life. Okay, menu SFX hunter on it
Okay, what is your menu music zero zero zero?
voiceover volume maximum I
Go eating to I go 82. It's not that important. Oh
Oh, I have zero actually, so I'm doing zero. I need now. Okay. No, the way to avoid this one. It goes
I have it because I like it
Okay, I did not already
voiceover presets
What's that maximum yep good?
Max on on and then it's a mic stuff and then voice chat disabled
I have that this ever disabled
You have voice chat disabled I have it yeah, I haven't used my mic
I have to go over this again when he's on the other account by the way
I'm gonna give you the steam account first and then I'm gonna guide you through you have to log out of that Ubisoft account
So I have to log out of my Ubisoft account
Yep
All right, I sound very beautiful and sexy display capture off
off.
You fucking bent me over dude.
Damn.
That one shot you opened up my eyeballs
to what's like possible
where you picked up the little
Ang. I like that.
CS has that where you shoot when you're landing because it
masks the landing sound. There's a lot of things like that.
You lack potential kid.
You know about that stuff.
That's a steam
name and then
password.
I'm not downloading CS and playing CS. I'm just going to get like 55-0.
The thing is, guys, I have used a mouse to aim in a game, I think once in the last five years.
It's not even going to be fun. I'm just going to be with it.
Guys, Squishy has reps on mouse, guys. I don't have any reps on mouse.
Now that would take a long time because it'll learn massive keyboard yeah, yeah
The game's fun though games fun
I think that by far by a million miles anyone that splits the s can say siege has a way bigger
Knowledge gap because of the maps and the utility and everything it's
Well the maps utility the operators the abilities the angles the recoil
Uh, I need the code. Have us. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go tinkle. Y'all set it up. All right
I
Here's the code for steam I
Was just so helpful now
Haven't ever thought you that
Yeah, you know
If you do my thing man shrewd who's the cow is this
My friends, they made like buying accounts like AIDS now like crackdown on.
All right, so I just open it like normal.
Okay, um, no, you need to, you need to go to Ubisoft Connect on your PC.
It automatically downloads when you launch Siege.
So connect.
Search up Ubisoft Connect.
Yeah.
And then you should be logged in, right?
See a logger. Yes. Yeah, log out. Okay top left log out. Yeah
Yeah, and then I'm gonna send you the Ubisoft stuff
Are you playing with us?
No, no, no, no, you guys are being chance. Oh, yeah, I forgot
Well, you're nasty this game to Africa. Hey, is it the same user pass?
No, I'm sending you. Okay. Yeah
How many hours do you have on this game?
On Siege?
Yeah.
Let me look.
Let me see if it says...
I need to practice.
Uh, 1,248.
Everybody needs you.
You only have 1,000 hours on Siege.
Can you reach Champ?
No, it's just PC.
Oh, I need to practice for you guys.
I don't know.
Okay, here we go
Holy cap we bought a high-pitched cap about that
Yeah, that's fine. Yes, if I was playing no, I suppose ours
On PC siege it says 1000
1248
Once yeah, I play comfortable once I log in have us is gonna open a game
Yeah, open the game on a steam that's when you have down the ball
Everybody
It's up sperm head. How's it going man? Hope everybody doing good in here
One be one me if you're not a bald bitch
It's like I have a question that one round when you droned me and you had that thing that stuns me on the doorway
Did you know I was just gonna run out at you and you drove?
Is that why?
Wait which thing you put something on the doorway that like stunned me when I ran out
Oh, but no matter I didn't know you were gonna run at me, but I knew that you didn't have any rotation
So I knew you were trapped in that room. So I knew if I fucking him out of the woods
So I can't get out of that room any other way than that door. I couldn't even go up in the what yeah
If you make that's the goal
We want that are kind of dumb if you don't make a rotation. I could just trap you in that room
Fucking shite. How do you do that? You just need a shotgun to shoot the walls
Yes, a shotgun, impact grenade, C4s, it's a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff.
Yeah, bro, it's such a knowledge thing in this game, bro.
The maps too, like, I gotta learn the maps.
Yep, yep.
You'll pick up Jinxie on call when you shut up, Jay.
The game should have to restart.
I think you have to restart the game when you switch accounts, if that's the other thing.
Hi, guys. I just leaked everything.
Don't come to Texas or I'll bend you over sending love from the UK appreciate it man.
Oh yeah, first time.
AP, they're gonna grab.
Yeah, this chat is unhinged.
AP, they're gonna grab.
Oh, I'm doing it.
You guys, have you ever seen the positivity?
Have you ever seen the positivity?
Hi guys, is there anybody to read these messages or send you to the leave them?
No, I can delete them.
Yeah, just delete them because there's a chance I accidentally pulled this card.
I don't want people to get it.
Are you gonna grab a new season?
Yeah, Alicia does a bear shit in the woods.
Yes, I'm gonna grab a new season.
I'm gonna smell like shit.
I'm not gonna shower.
No, Alicia got a charm this season.
Wait, Alicia got a charm?
Yeah.
Holy shit, Alicia, congratulations, dude.
Very deserved, very deserved.
Yeah, who do you think's gonna get a charm next, guys?
I got a charm.
But you know who actually needs a charm?
Yeah, you know who actually needs a charm chat unbiasedly all bullshit aside
Mingo
Mingo needs a charm Richie. Yeah, Richie like this big bro
Is thinking about Richie dude Richie is not like I wouldn't even use the word PR train because you don't have to be PR
Train to get a charm, but Richie would agree with this Richie has said some of the craziest shit over the past two years
That I just don't think he's a charm, but he good Mike. He might
but mingo is way more bro mingo is mingo is way more pr dude
this is gc like if richie got a charm i'd be really happy for him but i'd be very shocked
he took them rocket league do you think i'll hit SSL before you hit champion
that's actually probably the craziest question ever and i'm gonna say no fuck now
What are you talking about?
You champ 3?
Bro, but it's not even media training now.
Yeah, I'm like...
Well, it depends on what game mode. If I grind 3s, I'm GC1 in 3s.
I feel like if I grind 3s, I can get it in 3s.
This is a squishy question, bro. I don't know shit about that game.
No, I was asking, I was asking. Wait, what are you saying? Sorry, sorry.
Genius, I think. If I grind 3s, I'm GC1 in 3s. So, if I just grind 3s...
Get it. You could get in three hard. I think you can get it
I'm on the account. Yeah, I just don't know if these settings are good this max FOV
What's like the only thing that you have to start max FOV?
You need you don't even know you want to know the best FOV in the game. This is stop it up. Oh, buddy
83 everybody uses 83 or 84 some
Yeah, um v-sync off power test performance obviously, I mean like sense get your sense good
We're saying have I see Adam and get another something all low all low quality settings drinks or what do you use for that?
That's a question
I got you. I'm learning a beam
Hey, you look like Lego beach
Yes, I'll let you guys
you have a quick hi guys um just like fucking shake my mouth with courses
right back I see that I shouldn't say the name on stream or does I guess it's
literally on my screen I just denied shrewd with three O's I put it in
I added you. It's just vibes on the score.
All right. Nice.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to ring through it.
So, if you go to graphics, yeah, you graphic.
Reflex on. Yeah.
And then just hop down the texture quality.
that's going to be low. So the overall quality on spit on it on
what it's going to be cut it's going to automatically go to
custom because we're going to okay, okay, so it's actually
called a low, low and then maximum. Yeah. Linear. Yeah. Very
high yeah low yeah medium medium yeah low low yeah everything else is like off
or low okay whatever vendor scale again like sharpness at the bottom um that if
If you turn anti-aliasing off, all of those will just die out.
OK.
Yep.
And then is target FPS scaling, what is that at?
Should be at zero.
Target FPS scaling, it's all the way up to bottom.
Adaptive rendering down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Accessibility.
People are saying that that's as important, but I don't know.
Accessibility.
Yes.
Accessibility, make sure your screen shakes off.
obviously motion blur off the screen and stun yeah and stun and
stop is a machine what's like stomping do you have an extra account bro
what a play for us stop how you doing bro I would put the I would put the
stun viet uh viet well i can speak v fx on dark that's just if somebody throws a
flashbang at you it doesn't go white it goes
it you're just yeah yeah i had another county um and then muted
drinks that wait for that what's the difference no drinks it just gets up
okay so i'm you better yeah i'm muted is better
and then um hi hi okay uh obviously the colors and everything you can choose
What do you use for optic colors?
How's anything green, but I don't know.
Opticolor, I do black.
Squishy, I want your PP now.
You do black for optic color?
Like the little hollow?
Uh-huh.
Really?
Uh-huh.
Is that good?
Yeah, I think it's pretty good.
All events like placebo, that's like fucking par color and rock.
I'm gonna experiment with that.
I'll keep it green for now.
I'm gonna experiment with that.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, what else?
What else?
You should be good.
I mean, your display shit?
play shit I don't know if you touch the aspect ratio yeah make sure you put that
back yeah in this game it's interesting you don't have to change your res you just
change your aspect ratio yep and then make sure your FOV is good all of that
yeah I think it's good what about HUD display area you max that no I do 85 85
Is that affecting game at all or no it just brings it just brings the HUD closer like into
the monitor so you don't have to look at your other monitor and then brightness make sure
your brightness is good too.
Yeah that's going to be displayed all the way at the bottom of the brightness button.
You said what?
I do like 70 to like 75.
Depends on your monitor and then after that you should be good to make sure your
your audio is good to go?
Audio?
Yeah, I think we're good.
There's 100, 100, zero menus.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Yo, Squishy, you ready?
Yeah, Stomp is in my chat.
Is there anybody we can get him in here?
Wait, Stomp it.
It's in your chat?
He says, yeah, he says something.
Say you swear to God Stomp it in your chat.
Stomp it in your chat right now.
Yeah.
He's like a VIP in here, but I
I saw his little diamond thing.
I didn't see what he said though.
Whoa, whoa, stop it.
Do you want to join?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
So, you don't even know what's happening right now?
What's happening?
Do you know who that is, bro?
I need to go, bro.
I know we should go, brother.
Yeah, bro.
Do you have like the goat on your chat?
I know we should go, bro.
So, you stopped him in your chat?
I haven't seen him in a minute
because he went to Europe
and then he was like locked in, you know?
I don't know if me and stomping to be in the same discord called the aura might just you know, hi guys get your ass out
Squishy, did you where are you ready to join by the way? Yeah? Yeah
Okay, hi guys. Do you want to add him or do you want all he said?
He just said so
That's all he said
You know something where are you just drop that and leave a proudie laugh. Yeah, that's so much or holy shit
Oh, I forgot the hacker unadded you on
We actually did call stop it. I need to call it. I think she just drumming
Are you on the game? Yeah
Let me call stop it real quick, I'll be back. Oh, yeah, but I mean I got a call
Where I see invites and this notification
Now to turn off notifications, if you do F2 or shift F2, yeah, go to settings, settings,
yeah.
Yeah, then I just uncheck literally everything, everything in this done, I just uncheck perfect.
Thank you.
Then you won't get any notifications.
All right, you're gonna do them on their account, too
All right, you should be good to go. Yeah, let's go. We go go go
Okay
Say you swear to God wait no say you swear to God
Like no no sit like stop it dead ass
So you're gonna get on roller on Tuesday and play right for us. Yeah
You don't have to play you do just text me whatever you want to play we have to run at least like a couple of games
Okay, it's March 3rd Tuesday
I'm gonna get on it like 11 a.m. In grind so like it's kind of just
It's kind of just up to you my whatever time you want to play
All right, bro, I'll see you on Tuesday, dude.
All right, bro, I'll see you.
Chat.
Ho-re-or-ah.
Me, Mingo.
Ray Richie.
Stop it.
Me, Mingo, Ray Richie, stop it.
Yo, I'm back.
What's up, bro?
Are you ready to take on the ranked track?
Hello
What's up, dude
It says all squad members
Need to complete the conditions to unlock right but Chad if he's level 150 what does he have to do? What conditions? Oh
Just one game of like on ranks just one game of on right
Oh man. Wait, one game of quick match? One PvP match, what does that mean? Wait, they're
saying it's your phone number? Wait, shut up! Phone number? What do you mean phone number?
Wait, did you say what you just said again? One PvP? Someone said one PvP match. Oh.
win one pvp match. What is that?
Wait, what? Top right.
Oh, unlock rank win one pvp. It does say top right.
Oh, we just got to win. We just got to win. We just got to win. We just got to win.
Yeah, that may be hard, but you're still on the team.
So, you joined the call. Yeah.
Have I sleep? Who joins the call to say that?
So, chat, new season of Siege, it's gonna be me, Mingo, Stompin, Richie, and Raid, holy cinema.
Was that the old twat?
Totally, bro, that is like, yeah, that's like, basically the entire, like, OG, Jinxieverse,
besides like Raid is like, Raid is like kind of new.
But it's also just the Avengers, like, we'll never lose.
If we have a delay and try, we'll never lose.
That's all console?
Like, yes, all console?
Yeah, we have like
Okay, the Avengers would be like case it like that would be like the Avengers Avengers
All right, that's right. What I play what I play
Bro, it's not about like like dude dude and play whatever you want. It's not about the opposite way
But you left that you left in my face when I said sledge earlier
All right, so like let's get you let's get you right put me on my computer
That's versus out eights. You have a some luck. She's the cars at the bottom left. Yes
Pick ace. Pick ace, pick ace, pick ace.
Okay, ace is, okay, this is the first lesson,
first fucking lesson.
Ace will never be bad.
Like there's never a scenario where ace will be bad.
He has a good gun, he has a Claymore slash,
or no, I think Claymore slash flashing bags now,
or no, Breach Charter slash flash bags now.
He'll never be bad.
He has a good gun.
He can always ace reinforce walls.
The reason why ace is good is because he is one
of four operators that can deal with reinforcement
Some of you guys are going to be like, well, technically, there's can openers on Grimm and
stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
In terms of good heartbreakers, it's just ace and thermite, and ace is better because it's
less risky.
Ace is probably the most consistent heartbreak from the game.
All right, bro.
Now, ace gets banned, and it gets dicey because I don't want you to play thermite
because thermite's gone his ass.
They're much gum shoots too slow and it's much more risky
Well
Like how about it is good for half as an asshole this map is crazy
you can always push me if you want i'm a virgin so like i'm gonna be able to do
whatever you want
what was your name on this?
oh i have to scream around that's your name
my name is Evo Duncan that is like the aura thing
i don't know which one you are out of a nice squad yeah my name is like i don't
even know it's heading this way
it's gonna be a big game statement
i'm gonna change some things fuck i have something to say
yeah but like realistically there's like basically three hard
The chat's gonna be like, well, Maverick and Grimm!
Yeah, if you're sitting there mavericking a wall to open it, and you're not like a cop player,
if you're doing that to do that, you're acting.
Well, I gotta go to the city, city, city.
This happened right?
No, this Maverick's fucking dead again.
I'm falling off teammates, I don't seem to know where we're going.
Just literally getting nutted on.
I literally just don't know where we're going.
What was my ability to do on this character?
Remember, I said keep throws, explosives, that blow up, reinforcements.
Oh
Bad thing I'm right
I
Is it all just hatches this map I feel like everything was a lot school W contest. So yes first up
Yes, this this map is fucking forced. Okay, the thing is this map is fun
But a lot of the fun maps aren't really that competitive.
Lock-in squishy master comp.
Both of these are defense.
I'm going to show you some fun ass bomb beats on this map.
Check, are there any defenders with ACOGs?
Because I want to give Squishy a defender with ACOG.
Squishy, how many opportunities do you have on lock?
Like almost all of them.
OK.
Check, what defenders even have ACOG anymore?
I feel like they took all of them away.
What's ACOG?
Is it the scope?
Yes, ACOG is the scope.
ACOG is the best scope in the game for sponsoring.
Is it the super zoom one?
Yeah, ACOG zooms in like the most out of the main scopes, not kind of like...
You changed your sense for that specifically, because it's slower?
Yeah, another great question.
So if you go to your controls, basically if you go to your ADS sensitivity, you have
1.0, which is like your smallest scope.
Generally, you want your 1.0 magnification to be a lot slower and lower than your
2.0.
He's gonna be able to flick a little bit quicker with your more skill kit.
Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've heard what I'm saying? You've heard what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're about to be ranked after this, so I need you to lock in, alright?
Yes, bro.
You got two kills in the first round? Yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna do it.
Do I have what?
I have the bomb right yes you know I got Google family oh no I don't have it yes
see it at the top of the screen right
yeah see that yellow so so I don't
scan it people with a camera though
oh my god great question no never in a
million years never now what is your
Z-Ping. Do you know what your Z-Ping is?
Uh, yellow?
I think.
Yes! That! That!
Swishy! Listen to me!
Yeah.
This is big!
I only want you to be doing this for the rest of your life.
Swishy, if I-
Have a red ping?
If I ever go into your stream and you're on, uh, R6 if you're red pinging, I'm literally
gonna slap you across the mountain.
I'll fly the cannon, I'm slapping.
Now, you can red ping only when there's like 10 seconds left.
Okay.
the reason why you the reason why you got up there is because you don't want to go up the hill
the reason why you always get up there is because you get up there and you get up there
but if you break me then you have to go up there
I'll shoot two more, two more, two more, right there, right there, speaking
another one, another one, right back
This is like something that everybody in low ranks does and it's one of the reasons why
they're low ranks.
If you red pink, they will get a prompt on their screen that says you've been spotted.
If you yellow ping, they will have no fucking idea.
They'll have no fucking clue that you have a camera on them.
OK?
So it's just told about the game.
Really OK.
Yes.
It's just literally a yellow ping is the same thing
as a red ping, but a red ping just gives away, like, no one
red ping, so that's good.
Like, I'm going to be honest, yellow ping, like, when they
introduced that, I believe it was like four years ago,
that is what buffed attacking a lot, because seeders
always had a problem where it's easier to defend,
the series is a very sound based game so like whoever's producing noise always is out of
disadvantage because like if you're attacking you have to explode a building or break a
barricade, the defenders don't have to make any noise so like the game has always had
a problem where it's been defended side but when they introduce yellowpicking yes it
also helps defenders but it helps attackers a lot more when you're getting off the
floor.
spit
that walk yes like like for example
let's say let's say they're like
what are we not true
no but like what
wait Chrissy come here I want to show you
his puppy all right let me show you
oh you can't do it in this it's quick maths right
oh yeah I think it's a cool bag okay click that how long is the quarter
I think it's 10
Well, you're skin is sick
Actually, oh, it's yours. It's like your specific skin
Is there a team damage I could axon
run out and look down. Actually. Run out and look down. Yes.
You moved him a lot of time off. You just fall back.
What did I say? See, that weapons map is really bad
because it's very dependent on the side. Like, it's really hard to leave this phone.
Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah.
Can you shoot through the window?
No, great question. This is another really niche thing.
Only on plane, only snipers can shoot through the window.
Nothing else, only second, every leash.
He's shot himself?
Yeah, he's down.
Alright bro, it's almost right time.
not me sure about the way you got just
skating today it's the only map of the game
you can't shoot that's really good definition
you have been spotted yeah I counted the doors
Oh shit, I was like barely at the end, he's uh by the entrance where we were at the beginning.
Bro, that's you like call out, I guess just, you learn, you learn, you just, I'm just gonna
be like cracking to learn call outs in this, just looking at the bottom of the map a lot.
Yeah, I'm gonna troll this guy a little bit, I'm about to walk past me.
I'm more afraid now. How do you know?
For a whole... I was gonna told him at night.
I'm playing right hand, but my camera's flipped.
i can't flip
just went off time
No, bro, I mean your farming is awesome.
Yeah, yeah, bro, Frank's gonna be a lot more fun.
Like, casual is fun, but like, not for me,
because I like trying my nuts off.
You can see the lag it's at the texture.
Yeah, your skin is calm, I don't mind.
Dude, thank you, bro.
I really like this skin a lot.
Did you like, did you decide it or did you just like,
added it?
Yeah, bro, I literally built it.
Me and this guy named Kubi is like a fucking legend.
We basically built the skin for like, I think six months
and then they probably quit it in the game.
I'm actually sick.
All right, now we're gonna be in the ranked.
Yes, okay.
Spritzy, don't get worried.
I am Cobber 4 on PC.
I played one game this season.
So we're not gonna be in sweaty lobbies, okay?
Okay, okay.
All right.
I'm gonna go tinkle, I'm gonna go tinkle.
Spritzy, listen.
If you see the map layer, ban it, okay?
Oh, you can ban maps, I didn't mean to ban it.
I'm at level 159, it's, Havai is giving me an account.
Havai is giving me an account.
He's wanted to play ranked. I can't play ranked in my main.
I'm level 28 in my main. Use magnified B.
I kind of like what I'm using right now.
I honestly want to learn the maps more or anything.
I feel like scope wise and aim wise, I don't feel like I have that much of a problem.
I just don't know the maps, I don't know the sound cues.
It's more about learning the maps and sound cues right now than anything else.
What do I ban, map ban, what did you say, player team park?
Park is your audio on low dynamic range slash knife mode
The park behind I can
How do maps are there in ranks the five
Correctly squishy
I'm a B park people are saying fucking work. Oh my god
Proud of you, Keith. Oh God. We were playing class. I'm a how many math where we're playing flats. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
He's he flat is pretty fucking good. You're sort of already getting thrown with the ringer here
Wait, are you you're on right? Okay? Oh, I see. Okay, so
Oh, this is gonna be I'm gonna show you what century's all about bro
Bad girl like you gotta be I'm gonna make a new meta with century, bro. Why is century so ass? Why is it so ass?
It's not that he's asked just like if you think about it like what strategy can you deal with century like strikers good cuz like
Strikers the only operator in the game where you can throw flashbangs and throw grenades by yourself like solo don't love
But yeah
wait MMR transfers now that wouldn't make sense my MMR transfer we were playing
like we playing like diamonds and shit and emeralds there's no way you could
tell the bald guy thinks he matters.
What should I be reinforcing?
Another big factor.
Never.
I can never reinforce a big site.
So like God it kind of depends but like this is good.
What character are you?
I'm the girl with the robot hand that's punchin' me.
These walls are gonna get x-rayed, right?
Can't just like this distance.
This is you? Right here?
Like get these, this is your hand.
These are good.
So anything on the x-ray or the bot side?
Yes.
Another mistake, a lot of low-ranked men
Okay, um, there's two of these windows, which I got
What is that?
Why would you reinforce them outside?
Cause you're reinforcing this side of the deck.
Wait, what?
This is good. This is good.
I can actually tell you what you're close to that door.
Is that not good?
Yeah.
Alright, they're not close yet.
I'll tell you when they're close to the door.
Add a camera lock here.
Is it about a Jiggle, 80 Jiggle you're holding this game?
What is that shit? What am I looking at?
Man.
Those are criminals.
Don't walk in the middle.
Do you actually think?
Well, guys, the police with the cameras is not a drone.
Okay, Squishy, they're not here yet.
I want them to kill him.
Like, yeah, they can obviously see the camera.
Like, guys, let's use our hands.
It's not a drone.
It's a photo booth game.
They can obviously see the camera.
Squishy, close left of the door.
She's trapped.
Close left of the door.
Trout, close left.
You can swing her.
Swing her.
So, so you're slow as f*****g that. I thought I was gonna swing my car.
You did good though. You threw on like one. See now I'm just mad. I'm gonna be good.
Did I not have just held though? Like, because the best slow hand, the best slow hand things?
No, like, the best thing in the game is like, the biggest damage, um, so I was trying to get the biggest damage kill, but she really fast.
You know I'm like lagging like my camera
Why am I like it?
This is right
Always let the clock go to zero before you put, because the last time I just did there, you see how he ran at it, and the guy started shooting at him?
Yeah.
And his opponent was a little bit better, we would have walked around.
So like, another huge fucking thing to do Squishy, is um, oh I see, okay, at least that's why.
Another huge thing to do Squishy is like, wait till the clock goes to zero, then swing, because if the clock goes to zero, they have to keep planting, they'll stick the plant.
And it's like rocket leap when the ball is in the air in seeds if you're planting and it's at zero
It'll it'll keep the round going until you're done planting
So then you know you're safe to push because then you know they have to be planting
I was that yeah, yeah, like what he did was he started running out of a two seconds left
Which is really fucking stupid because that guy gets off the plant. He'll die
You thought I'm saying yeah, yeah, I'm trying to for some reason my
Computers are bugging like it's like lagging a bit unless I'm trying to figure out why wait squishy
What? What frames are you on?
Or yeah, what FLV are you on?
Speedy, think about it.
83, 83.
Think about it.
It's a nice, nice, nice, nice.
I'm trying to give him good advice.
I think I'm doing a good job.
How you are, you are.
I'm trying to teach him like major fundamental things.
I'm not going to be like,
Here's a cool angle you can hold on.
It's like, just do that.
Because you just need to learn the fundamental stuff.
But yeah.
What that guy did was a good loading opportunity
of what not you always want to let it go to zero because like let's say worst-case
neuro they get the
I'm like oh Dixie string not enough players in this game make their
opponents plan I don't know think about the girl
Yeah
I think I think I
You always just gravitate to like the first noise you hear or do people roam a lot?
Nah, I like to just let people come to me. I like to play pretty fast.
Like, like I'm attacking this game? Do people spread out or fuck them?
Yeah, yeah, most of the time.
Or is it always like group pets?
Nah, most of the time it's spread out. The higher ranks explode a little more coordinated.
Higher ranks play trades a lot. I wanted to teach you about that too, but you already know because of CS.
Yeah, yeah, I got a 2v1 playing contact and we're hiding when I pick up the back thing like already no playing contact
Like how tall is it mid-round like
Actually, hold on
Damn, that's my ass fuck Jesus Christ
Okay, I fixed the lag issue.
Is the game audio too loud still?
I
Gold it's like make them plan and then walk up
Did he kill himself?
No, I knocked him but he already had his fuse charged so he died himself.
His goal was to try to plant and then blow off his fuse cluster so he doesn't get the bomb.
Switchab lock.
This is deep bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, so like in that scenario it was a 2v2 and like obviously I know they have to.
Oh, this is a question. Who do we ban? Like how do we know who to ban? Just who they're playing?
So like it depends on the map depends on the map. Dokobie's a pretty normal band
That's pretty common a lot of people like to ban Thatcher on this map banning Havada is really important
You can see we already banned her because bang is very like hatch heavy like especially downstairs
Like hatches are really fucking important. So that's why I banned Havada
But to be fair though bands mainly defend on the map or they defend on the maps
So but I would say like consistent bands that you'll never go wrong with don't
could be bad it's always fine on Kate is a really good band to what else what
else are like good consistent bands mutes fine like I mean just like fundamental
ups you feel I'm saying yeah but like oh mirrors another good band but we're
not we're on defense right now but yeah it depends on the map you know it
It's kind of hard to say that, but like, Mira is a good ban on most maps, like, some maps
with toilets, but like, Bank, Great Map to ban Miagrae, Oregon, Great Map to ban Miagrae,
Lovehouse, Great Band to map, Great Map to ban Miagrae.
Squishy alien, PLS, Squishy alien, PLS.
Ace is a good ban.
and your defenses accordingly.
But Squishy, like, I think if you want to learn more about the game,
I think you got to get off of your comfort of, like, sentry,
and then you just go new ops every round, and I could show you little strats.
Yeah, you're right. The thing is, on my main, I have, like, no one unlocked,
and I'm just thinking for this tourney, I should just get used to, like, a fight.
You know what I mean? But, like, you're right, you're right.
You are on this one. I just have no one unlocked.
to unlock everybody you know I mean it just takes like money and renown not that much money I don't think
dude I have such a nasty malice here it's kind of a jump in there one of you don't like to see
Oh my
Game stuff working for sir, you okay? Yeah, I'm good
Are you guys
My hearing
like where do they, where do they likely to come from right now that's a
this one down this one down right here
I see one
there's team damage right
this guy is so down yes yes there's team damage yes
there's hookah hatch hookah hatch here
brick in the ground I gotta die from above bro
always down from above, yep.
If there's holes, if there's holes.
If there's not holes, they have to floor bang you.
The drone will peak the hatch.
I'm gonna land up.
Is it bad if it's a hatch?
It's a little aggressive, but there's nothing wrong
with being aggressive.
It's a little bit aggressive.
It's all about it's like, if there's a drone on you
and you're getting pinged, it's probably a bad idea
to peak, right?
But if they don't know where you are, then yeah,
you're kind of chilling.
You're kind of chilling.
It's like, the thing about C is like,
there's never like a one size fits all solution.
It's kind of like, oh, in this scenario,
you should always do this.
It really does depend on what's happening in the game.
Like, you know what I mean?
If there's five cameras on you,
it's probably a horrible fucking idea to peek under a hatch.
Cause guess what?
You're gonna get free file, you know what I mean?
But if nobody knows where you are, it might be good.
Also, another thing like, if you're up numbers,
it's generally good to be passive.
If you're down number, it's generally good to be a core.
Yeah, a lot of those core fundamentals are seen as yes.
If you have a 4v2, you should never lose a 4v2 per game.
You trade out, you just win.
Yup.
It's good to move in to buddy system in this game.
Two people will go together just to trade out like that.
Yeah.
It's always good to double roam if you can.
Like because something like let's say you're getting cleared I can just flank and shoot them in the back
But if you solo roam, I won't be able to flank and help you
It's always good to play trades just like CS like if I get shot in the face
You should be swinging
Incidentally because you know
The longer the time goes on the less valuable that information is but like if someone kills me
You know exactly where they are. You know, they have no ammo. You know, they're not gonna expect you this way
especially in low
Here you go, Jinx. Here you go, bro.
Yeah.
I'm trying, bro.
Oh, there you are.
There's a lot of stuff.
I tell you, you have a lot of knowledge, bro.
Another thing, go to my cam. I'm the second cam.
Like, this is a really good learning thing, too.
This is what NC just called a prepped cam.
So what a lot of shitty players do is they just blindly enter.
But now I could be like, yo, Squishy, I'll get on your cam.
You shoot down this window, and I'm not going to switch the case.
You just call out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
know it's all clear. The drones are definitely like so. Especially having your own drone.
So good. So that's just the camera that's there to take space. Yeah, but the thing is
like with that it's good to communicate because like I can have I can save time
by having you on the camera then I can take space. Yeah.
What do you do about the dammers?
Or can you not do anything about it?
You can shoot them.
You got them?
Yeah, yeah.
yeah yeah
because you have a little bit of a skeleton old team
I'm not kidding
it's the first time
NO!
where did he come from
alright squishy where are you at I'm watching you
I'm going I'm going I'm going
we'll get you inside
okay squishy do you want to know a tacky thing you could do there instead
What the fuck do I do to get in there, actually?
So, do I just keep sitting on top, like a, like a rat?
I can show you a techy thing to get in.
So, switchy, what you could do with sledge specifically
and any soft reaching, but let's just start with sledge
to keep it simple.
If a barricade is closed off with glass on it,
or just closed off, you can jump,
and then as you jump, hit your sledgehammer ability,
and that's called hot reaching.
You quickly answer the objective through a window
with kind of catching them off guard.
Another thing, this is another big thing.
If there's glass on a window, always rappel to it.
The reason why is because they won't be able to hear you.
If there's not glass on a window
and it's shot out and it's just barricaded,
they'll be able to hear you.
Glass on siege, on windows, completely masks noise.
So like, whenever I play a 1v1 on organ,
I'll make sure to always shoot the glass
off all the windows because if somebody repels,
I want to be able to hear it.
You know what I mean?
Glass is really important.
That was a lot of info, bro.
Holy shit.
Yeah, it's, yeah.
I mean, OK.
I'm probably sending a wind through there.
I was just trying to see what I can pull off.
But I guess it's so close to the bomb site,
there's going to be people there.
If I do that, if I enter, is it
told to enter like that?
If it's far from the bomb site,
I feel like it's not that bad, right?
Because you get up to the other.
Over there.
It's not told to enter like that.
No, that's fine.
But because it's the bomb site, it's a little troll.
Also, that animation is so long, so I feel like it's just bad that you do that animation.
Yeah, that animation, repelling in is really hard to get kills, because you're just awkward.
Vaulting is really hard to get kills because it's just awkward.
It's always best to just keep your gun up and play.
But like, obviously, that's not fun.
But that's the premium weapon.
People were saying I just have to drone, but I did drone.
They got to just try to eat it.
And then I'm just like, make it there.
And everyone's dying, so like, fuck it, maybe I have to...
Ritchie, do you have a nook unlocked?
I want you to start like, getting me out of the enemy.
Yeah, let me know what to play. Okay, go to the middle go to the bottom go up one above
Oh, I don't have it knock like knock. No, no, you have brava bottom right corner with
the spikes already you're playing right now, but do you have it? No, I don't have it.
You have twitch
Where's that at?
Top right to the left of my day. Yeah
You sir you sir. I want to like show you some stuff
All right, I'm gonna show you how to like clear out utility with twitch. This is pretty cool
All right, so literally just throw your drone. Okay, I just throw it right here
Yeah, so yep, okay, I'm gonna watch you get on your drug. Oh my god
I don't play PC, so it's not a good idea.
Oh, shit.
Okay, let's get it on it.
But why do I have to throw both to get on it?
I don't know why.
Okay, I'm on it.
What's that?
What do we want to do about it?
Turn left.
Left?
Like straight?
Right, right, right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Through the hole.
Now, I want you to shoot this camera to the right.
No, no, to the right.
See the cancel mark?
To the right?
Where?
car white camera next to the car now I don't actually don't think I don't see
it bro right there right there this wait I think somebody shot that all right
nevermind turn around alcove go to the drone hole creep up creep up creep up
creep up did it hear you? I didn't hear you no little bit faster they'll be able to hear you like here they'll be able to hear you
okay okay now squishy you can see the entire objective scream creep up a
little bit more okay if you look to the right you can shoot that camera see
that oh yeah okay okay now if you go down you can shoot the new chamber see the
new chamber oh now that's a guy that's a guy don't you yeah shoot the new chamber
to the left to the left to the left to the left to the right what does it look
like what does it look like this little thing yeah nice Steve right there
you're just clearing out utility that's good shit so this thing yeah it's pretty
good it's pretty good yeah yes I'm just showing you like the different ways
That means you can just spam yellow ping for these guys?
Yeah, you can ping them.
Yeah, I don't understand how the cams work. I have a second cam that's there now.
So Twitch is broken, you have a bunch of cams.
Yeah, I'm with them.
Yes, Twitch and Bravo are really broken.
I have three drones? Isn't it not insane?
You have four drones, you have two.
People are saying Kare recoils, this gun got a lot of kick.
Oh god, I forgot about that, yeah.
All right, now I just make a little mistake. We're gonna have to punch this castle nine fucking times to break
So they're gonna my cam
Yeah, look at your camc but anybody's close to this castle. Nothing I could see. I'm gonna go through fuck. I'm gonna check
I'm Jan I'm Jan
One more punch and it's gonna break
Squirt listen to me listen to me listen to me. Yeah, I'm gonna punch it
I want you to swing this guy right here. Okay, I'm gonna punch it swing that yellow thing. See the yellow thing. Yeah
What do you do about this red shit, what is that? I just break that
We have no time you lost
Both, both there, both there. One side glitching.
I'll go back there.
I'm so stoked. I'm wanting to be on the jump.
We're doing this.
I play board everything so you can't get in.
Nice guys!
I don't know, bots? Like, black, gold, copper, bronze? Pretty weird bobby there.
There's weird binds in this account for it.
Like, there's kind of a whole weird place.
Wait, one? That's it? Was that right?
Yes. It's up to four. It's up to four.
This is my favorite operating game.
I
Hey two and four for your first ever ranking not fucking back
Squishy not like that's pretty ass dude. Like even a buck with me. That's pretty ass
I feel like I could do a lot better than that. I don't know. I don't know man. I feel like I feel like maybe I'm copper
For whatever
Folk, but switchy the thing is bro. It's one game
You can't base your skills off one game brother. I'm still to this day recovering from one and ten bad
Do you know what I'm saying? You cannot base your skills off one game
All right
You're right, bro
Squishy going two and four is fine, bro
I'm supposed there wasn't so much utility like it's so also anyone in chat know like the twitch drone thing
I like the twitch drone thing. I think it's cool even just for intel
I think it's cool
But like how do I just use one drone and take it out like why don't I have to drop the second to get into it?
Would I press press fine that that's something with your binding? I don't know PC
I don't control like if you control I'd be able to help you a little more with that shit like I don't know
You do what I'm saying
You know I got cool cool family
Drop one and drop one drone and press your camera button
But what about what are my other drones ever what is cycle to ask your chat that is like PC players like
No, no, but Jinx like when you play that character like what if you have your drone up because five is like my regular drone button from prep phase
Did you had a cycle doesn't excuse it up? Oh for me?
I just go right on the D-pad to throw a drone and then down the way band-pasta. Let's put you back off
Oh, I don't want to get back. How many maps are there? What's the map pool?
Okay, so I don't know how many maps there are, but in ranks, I think there's like 20 maps, I think.
Probably like 20. No, maybe 15. Like, okay, you have Border, Shellet.
Okay, isn't that insane? That's how many maps.
Villa, Night Haven Labs, Consulate, I mean, it's over. Yeah, I'm saying 15, 16.
That's a lot of maps.
total total there's probably like 24 maps 25
maps holy shit yeah that's that's the ball thing for a new player that's
fucking crazy yeah like the weird thing about siege and this is kind of a cool
thing about these two I think she just a very
very well in my ears um place place it's a good opportunity to learn I
I don't have it unlocked, I think.
Oh wait, somebody took Ace.
I also don't have it unlocked.
Oh, just click anyone besides Sledge, and then I'll like it.
Anyone besides Sledge.
Yes.
Is Thermite good?
I could change it after Sledge, right?
I didn't press the button yet.
Yeah, Thermite?
No, I don't know what she's Thermite.
Like, Thermite is good, but I just
think you're going to die a lot with Thermite.
You were saying Ash.
Yeah, Ash is dude.
Get on Ash.
Yes!
They're right.
So squishy.
Listen to this.
Ash is like the epitome of being absolutely brain dead.
Oh, someone's on Ash, everybody.
Fuck!
Lion?
Is that troll?
No, go Lion!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Perfect.
All right, Lion is so strong.
What's better?
Claim to our stun grenade, frag grenade.
Stun grenade, stun grenade.
Grenades used to be the best thing in the game,
but they got nerfed.
Bro, squishy, you used to be able to hook grenades.
Ah, yeah, that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
If you could just randomly die, you wouldn't be able to react.
Every game is like that bro. When you can get nerdy with the nade cookage it's fucked.
So...
Who are you playing right now?
Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram, Ram.
This operator is broken, dude.
Is that the, like, the saw looking one?
Top left?
Top, well...
Top left.
What does the logo look like?
She's like...
Uh, the logo looks like a...
We all with spikes on it.
Yeah, okay, yeah, so that's how it's gonna go.
So when should I be using my line scans like should I just do it whenever I feel like I
don't want to freeze enemies you don't have like you don't have to overthink it too much
whenever you're about to swing always hit a line um if you're clearing out a row if
you're clearing out of a rumor um it's good to have that what the fuck is that that's
that's the way that's the way that's you if you have sundry to be good to throw a
sundry at this a rune because it will break this a rune like you have a
start yeah yeah that's how you break each throw the utility yeah there's a
whole lot of lessons in there yeah yeah watch out watch out that's all I made
but they can still carry you through the room what one here one here
I don't know.
Kade is on like 1 HP.
I killed Kade.
It's a 4.
You supposed to get in there or you killed somebody.
Head of line, man.
Go for it.
Yeah!
Oh shit.
I hope you're getting me nervous, bro.
Like, like...
I'm making you play bad, you think?
Nah, I'm making me play bad, but like, I'm overthinking myself.
my my ability you know
oh spiky's ready to fry him
spiky's ready to crouch
fry him fry him
yeah yeah swiss
yeah
see i used the mirror to yellow thing and i
do you even know what mic that is
good aim okay you're aim is fucking
the um yeah the
fucking what's it called the bear kid walls right
you have like a little glass thing
yeah so the mirror is like a black mirror
from bearpov but from my pov
i can fucking see exactly where they are
They are and they can't shoot me. It's a full approved.
I can't shoot them, but they can't shoot me.
But I can see them. They can't shoot me.
That's what everyone means that I'm guessing.
Yeah, I'm one of the strongest officers.
She's actually got a nerve, which is funny.
And she's still so strong.
She's still so strong.
Lime's kind of fun.
But like, no, I, you know,
I feel like I just overthink my key thing.
I feel like I have to be so,
I have to be like, so like, what's the word?
Like, um,
you're so like not smart but like you're so tactical with your approach that like
I feel like I have to be more tactical so it makes me overthink my life you know
what I mean does that make sense no like no bro let me actually hype you up
does that make sense realistically in copper lobbies you're probably gonna have
the best aim in most lobbies try to swing everything yes it's the best way
to learn also no one knows what they're doing they're gonna make mistakes
Um, just chill bro, relax.
Like, right now you're in a little bit of like black lobbies because I have black on this account.
Like, I'll PC a couple months here, for like a couple seasons ago.
But like, if you just have confidence, you're gonna win dumb pants, right?
Lion's great, like, I love the easy lion.
Also, if you wanna try, you can try ACOG, it's gonna be titled Magnified Beat.
If you wanna try ACOG, try ACOG.
Is that just the Zimba and the Wall?
Yes.
Yeah, I feel like...
I have to change my sense for that though, I gotta mess with it, maybe.
Chad, is Robbler gonna be one?
Cause I'm gonna get it off in like, 20, 30.
But does Robbler do it?
That would be seven.
Is it going to be one once, Chrissy?
I would love to walk on him, Chad.
That would be really close.
He's done an IRL.
We can do another one.
I thought part timer, I'm gonna street for like 6,000.
Oh, he pushed outside of that.
Wait, okay, you just got so unlucky, wait, what?
Where did he die from?
Wait, wait, wait.
I pushed the east alley, it's that east alley.
You have located a bomb.
Oh, that guy's got flipped on.
You are a fucking ass.
Oh my God, nothing in my mouth.
I'm gonna push the bridge. Bro, that guy was on top of a cabin and still got...
Oh, Jinx, I have no fucking delay, Nondra.
Yeah, me neither. I have one side.
Alright, bro.
I have Streamer mode and also this is flat.
Don't people not really snipe me a lot or like,
Crap, champs are so fucking cool.
Is it like how rockety-ly like the better players are, the weirder they are?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yes
Yeah
Like that
That looks that's a problem in Counter-Strike like I play the lower-rank you play like that stupid shit
They do and it's like hard to read because you would expect no one to do that on their own just try Pete
I mean to be fair, I should have just walked in after the one the grenade, but I'll try to preach it
Yeah, I'm not I'm actually down the wrong if you message you that other day I'm see
But yeah, if you're doing that that what's it called drafting
Yes, but this is such an interesting thing because like no one knows how much anyone knows the game
It's just gonna be like it's peak bro. I'm gonna get the eight best captains
We're gonna get a trap going the night before the tournament. You only wanted a captain's rod
We wanted captains probably like agent maybe clicks as a captain agents good clicks is good
Rod it. Yeah, bro. Okay. Just we'll do it. We'll do it soon. That's
No worries. Yeah
Hey, Jinxie, can I have your virginity? Okay
Greetings. Hi you I'm using the topic. Definitely not. He said he's talking about me sometimes
You got direct to copper for cheating. No, this is PC lobby stuff. I have a great PC and playing with squishers
I'll make you proud this round
So 83 f of B is tech
80 I mean it's like it's bro thing about season it's all personal preference
But I'd love to be like I think 90 is too soon like things are too far away stop
Your gameplay has legitimately ruined my day, thank you scary cats
Road to copper win
But yeah bro like the the core thing is like
Like you know on rocket league like you can coach me a lot easier. It's just so easy like you know what I'm saying like
In rocket league like you can coach mechanics and that and the visual thing. Yeah. Yeah in Siege
It's like you actually have to learn the math so that just takes up. It's not like luckily we're on one map
Yeah, I know it's you it's one arena like literally just like learning game sense and mechanics. Yes
I'm worried about the spot
But I don't see like you're just literally not even gonna know where you're going
Yeah, just watch somebody go quick
But I think you have potential bro if you push through the misery, I think yeah, it's a lot of learning bro, but like I'm yeah
Also, there's a lot of fun. Is there a setting where you throw your drone in your insta on your drone versus not
Yes, yes, it's a bad to be in front of your room
It's horrible to be in some of these roads. Okay. Yeah, so this is how this account has it off. I
Was wondering if that's good or bad
Well, no
Think somebody go on a date any advice for me
I just do self-div if a girl so like you for yourself
It's not worth talking crap. It's gotta like you for who you are. You sell bro
You come that a dink bro
Yeah, bro, just be yourself
All right
Wait, ah, he threw a C4 at you.
Bro, he had like a lineup.
Yeah.
Yo, you die in some cringy ass way.
You never die, this is the ass, bro.
Yeah, and also, this is the seed cycle.
You'll die, and then you'll have
to like spectate for three minutes,
and then it's really tilting.
Like dying early is the most tilting thing.
The kid was just thrown in the corner.
Ah!
that it was there wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he cast oh there was no camera
wow okay this kid's mopped he heard me
bro like what the fuck is that
yo jiksy jiksy my game i just got alley peed like spawn peed and then i just got
fucking explode it that was my game bruh
yeah chat's where she is in like the siege ring out right now
It doesn't matter how good you get at this game. You're always gonna die
Does that feel happen no matter what like even if you're ready?
You're always gonna die as long beats. It never ends, bro
But like the thing is I think what makes great these players and this is something I've always struggled with is like great
These players don't allow bullshit. I'll tell them the next round. Yeah, like a lot of people
They'll die of bullshit bullshit bullshit and then overthink everything and then they play like shit
So then you're getting unlucky and playing like shit. It's important to shake it off and get to the next round
But it's really it's really hard to do that like he's just had them done especially for me. Yeah, I
Mean it's even worse if you're getting like sniped
Yeah
Now the new season the seeds from I have a delay and fucking try
Yeah, I'll probably watch you guys play that school. You guys do that Tuesday
Yeah, yeah, that's my that's my bath. I'm gonna watch it. It's gonna be the OG staff man
How does he stop it in action on controller? I don't think I've watched much in this controller
Yeah
I'm glad I told him on like a five-day notice. So he's cast the time to warm up because he probably will
You lose it a bit like it don't play control for a minute. You lose it
Yeah, I know for sure for sure, especially because he's used to mouse PCC is so different account disease show
like I actually hate PCC I hate I hate everything about it I hate the wall hacks
I hate the fucking I hate how long it takes to load I hate all the bugs I hate
all the fucking hackers I hate I love console siege actually all the pilot
one century it's on me that's another thing squishy like because you're in
low-rex the game will actually be fun if you get the champ on PCC you're
literally gonna hate it. Oh it's just like yeah I can't even imagine how
sweaty that is to be honest. Dude the shit you did to me that won't be more like
I'm just dying without even like knowing anything. It's actually so crazy. Yeah I
would make the case chat. This is kind of a hot take but I do believe it. If you're
not a pro right like not competitive I genuinely believe she was one of the
only games that's actually better on console. Like I don't know the cheating
It's so bad on PC, it's insane.
10 seconds.
Power station high.
Great, 4 out of 10.
5 seconds.
What the fuck game, man?
Why do you double cap fans traps in certain spots?
Good question.
Because cap fans only do 50.
So if I do this, I get an instant kill.
What is this thing?
Little like, or never do this.
like a little frost thing on the map.
All right, I think that-
Oh, those are Thunderbirds.
Those are Thunderbirds' corner stations.
If you walk into them, it'll kill you
whenever you take them.
Really easy to understand from the beginning.
So, what character are you and I in this game?
Captain.
I'm gonna show that outside.
You're in load!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Yeah.
I'm gonna do something stupid.
Oh no, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Oh my god, I'm alive! I'm alive!
Oh my god, oh my god!
My penis was so hard right there.
It was good.
Nice!
Nice guys!
My penis was so fucking hard right there.
So this guy is outside fighting like is that fine to do and it's like one guy like that or the troll?
So that is like
How do I answer that question?
Which would you ask that question again because this is like philosophical like that guy's outside fighting this one guy left
It gives up that guy's position right when you're outside
Is that not like kind of troll like doesn't they give him just a free one like what we want? Yes
So doing the hat squishy is legitimately. I'm not kidding when I say this
The only way to lose a 4v1 in this game is to jump out of the last guy
But here's the thing, everyone's gonna do it.
So then it asks yourself this,
because this is when it gets to a really high level
of thinking about it, but it almost is better
to have everyone jump out on him
because he doesn't have enough bullets to kill all of you.
But I don't want you to do it.
If you're in a 4v1, just chill.
But if your teammates are jumping out in this focus,
you kind of have to play to trade, yeah.
Because if your teammates are stupid, the smart thing to do is to be stupid with them, if that makes any sense.
Yeah, someone asked what the biggest difference between this and CS, the maps are fucked and there's no radar.
Like, there's three floors in each map it feels like, two or three floors, and there's no radar.
And there's U2O out the fucking 1-3, yeah.
Radar also like, the operators?
And yes, the operators, yes, that's what I mean, it's like the utility is insane.
I don't even know where I am 90% of the time, but I only have 30 hours. I have 28 hours. I'm like, 20 of those are old hours
I'm taking a while. I was not ready. I'm in the wrong character
Jinx, I sent you an email. Please answer me. Guys, I stopped checking my email about three or four months ago when someone sent me a picture of my penis
I'm not kidding. I'm done. Did it actually happen, bro?
Yes, there was a erect, unshaved, uncircuitized penis in my email.
Three months ago.
It lives in my nine months.
So no, I'm done checking my emails from y'all.
No.
Howdy Mike!
I'm not good.
That's that chills down my spine.
Because bro, my email is public.
Proof.
What do you mean proof?
No!
I
Hearin bro, it's not just so weird to like get used to
I'd say much in its life. Oh
My god, I got shit on no, oh, I just sit on that guy. Yeah, one one's upstairs
I'm actually locked in there.
Can I run for the new season?
Three, two, one, you're dead.
I'm gonna hear them.
One's outside.
Oh no.
I'm out of it, I'm out of it.
Also, does Proto make like, hella noise, bro?
Yes. Try to not throw him too much. Try to not throw him.
The best thing you could do is stand unless you're flanking craft walking is always good to minimize noise when you peak always stand peak
Faster not always. It's good to like change up your head positioning
But I think players are so bad at low ranks that they only shoot low
So the better they stand. Always better to stand
Should I add to this shit?
I
Don't like never or when should you rarely prone it's good to drop like it's good to mask noise and prone
If you know someone's close to pushing you
I'm gonna die, but I'm just gonna go for a crazy shot
Okay, really what it's a ram close right at it over
Yeah, I found nobody the entire round. I just don't know where anyone's gonna be I
Mean the simple thing is like following gunshots, but like you're so new to the game like I don't even know where the staircases
You know, yeah, I don't know how to get there. It's like, yeah
It's a crazy knowledge gap, I literally feel so fucking naked
Okay, I want to go like, I'm gonna go like pulse and pulse again, which sounds gonna have a jump out of me.
Okay, let's go bathroom. I have a real-
What do I apply? Does it matter?
It doesn't matter, whatever your comfortable with.
Ah, I'm just gonna play since you put a gun.
I don't have a fucking strike back. Shut the fuck up!
But, join me?
All right, all right.
God, I can't wait for the new season too.
It's got to be very, very, very good.
When do you play the KSI for the friendly thing?
Oh, and FIFA?
Yes!
In a week.
China playing KSI and FIFA 1v1.
If I win, I get into the charity map so if I lose, I'm a failure and a chat I'm a loser.
Failure and a chat I'm a loser.
You secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
You gotta lock in on people bro.
I'm gonna play people and get the bombs ready for assault.
How is the new one? I haven't played it in so long.
You know, it's just FIFA, I don't know.
I feel like they're always the same feeling bro.
All right.
You're gonna break it from time, Reagan.
It will die.
You're just gonna ball, you're just gonna click space,
when I say.
All right, I'm about to just T you kill this guy.
Oh, all right, I'm gonna tell you, right, left, straight.
Okay, I don't think anybody's popular, chocolate.
Of course, of course you can't catch a grape right now.
Oh, good, bro.
I won!
I'm falling in. I'm falling in.
I'm going to die. I want you to play my trade. Okay.
Oh no. We both have drunk. Well, you don't use it. Yeah.
By the way, get to the hallway, baby. Swing the hallway.
They might swing you though. Watch out. Watch out.
They know they know me.
I'm gonna drop, I'm gonna drop.
I'm gonna go and get Antonio.
I'm naked.
I don't know, I kind of want this lane.
I just hold this hold.
Loki. Yeah.
like the sounds are crazy but I don't even know I'm hearing.
me
inside inside inside
one guy inside with you this is a guy inside with you
Other guys above. Oh my god, I can't get to break this flank. I'm just flanked
That's the guy above drop down. Oh, he dropped out to the fucking hatches. I was holding am I good night, bro?
I don't know. I'm just I'm freaking
How does it the whole round? No, it's the hatch I was holding
I'm gonna try to like cup the noise of me dropping I guess.
I
Held the hatch that we made I mean
You're playing PC Platinum as a person who isn't even ranked technically
yeah bro but like there's no way to I don't know I guess cuz it's fine it's
fine this is impossible yes you're playing PC Platinum as a person who's literally like
I haven't had a fight I haven't had a fight do you want to get free kills
I just want to be able to fight someone without like getting killed in the
back for dying dying so how do I do that? honestly if you don't want to
die to random shit the best thing you can do is sit inside the more you
like move around the more you'll die to Steven shit but like you're so new it's
like I feel like you're always gonna die to shit and just be questioning it
I was literally like that happens in bucket CS I was holding the hatch you made
so I had a feeling someone's like someone drove to someone knew we were
there they were gonna come from there and then I held up for 35 seconds I
leave and I come back like which you're not even supposed to be PC
flat for like months like I mean we'll rank this flat like third the highest it
goes flat then emerald they're dying in the gym oh it's like close to the top
yeah that's probably like top percent of PC top 40% okay I mean how does no
teamwork in this game um so good question first to five now first to
5. And if we fire up again what happens? It's not like we're maximum. I got to do a pack
of it on a new season too. Ever a pack of it. Alright I'm sitting in a corner and I'm
right off a cam if I die I'm gonna I'm gonna crash out there's no way I don't
get like to you know you're major this is good well no it's not good thanks you
understand I got spot feet I got fucking see forward and then I got timing
35 second timing reinforce behind me
I mean for system
He made it my teammate and made it
Yeah, I want to watch this kid in the fucking road. I
Just want to fight. I just want to fight listen. I just want to fight dude
Tell me what our dick's give me your ears, bro. Are you on a camera? Get off the game. Get off. All right. Where'd I go?
You want to fight? Okay. Are you sure? Well, I want to fight bro
All right, if you look out, there's gonna be a wall. It's gonna be open. That's your fight
I mean if you want to do it that's your first one up, bro. Okay, they're gonna be out of here
Right after behind that that kid's a fucking freak
Let the guy
There's 80 this is a CS habit someone's moving like this that badness you
Bro that should look so easy in this POV wait this shit is peekers advantage as fuck holy shit
That's what I'm saying. So see what you just hold off me
You just hold off thing you gotta just hold off thing that I'm gonna peek into you like more now
I like adaptations. No, I'm holding the angle whoever gets one kind of just like
Kinda dies unless you're on a pixel
Really good adaptation
For last operator standing. It looks like our teammates are actually solid bro
No, I mean his POV?
I was just shot him up and wasn't bothering me around.
Bro, his POV looked so easy to kill me.
On my POV, I feel like I had no chance.
I wonder how he's gonna play this.
He could swing or like fall back and make a plan.
Probably better to swing.
Yeah.
If he could swing there because then like if the guy gets side, he can plan and then like kind of like cat and mouse with him.
But like, if you have a good first one here,
it's pretty good to swing off that.
Why is everybody on Zim?
They're not on Zim.
This is PC lobby, so like, probably much.
Okay, I see two Xbox players
and then eight PC slash PlayStation.
So yeah, and it's probably a lot of PC guys in here.
Everybody need you?
This is probably my last one's question.
But dude, I think you should play a couple more
if I get off. I kind of want to tune in.
Bro, I can like watch you like maybe text you, maybe text you some stuff.
Fine, bro. I'll play more to you.
This is siege, bro. Like, you're in hell. Like, it's not, it's going to get you.
I'm playing search. I'm playing search.
And then, after it gets worse, it gets better. You feel what I'm saying?
I see. Brother, if I made a compilation of my deaths this game, I mean, that
when I was probably my fault because I don't know the game well I shouldn't be
holding the same thing that long but like the other ones Jesus Christ bro like
I haven't had a chance bro like I have things but she let me say this it's
important I have flat rank matchmaking on PC because I was flat three four months
ago all right so if I actually know you're right cuz I can
I'm right for playing coppers I'm fucking them but in this shit it's
impossible if you play by yourself you're literally gonna play against
poppers and bronzes and cameras.
Little bit.
Alright bro. Alright.
You're throwing this down to Bob.
So I think you should play one more and have fun.
Okay bro.
I'm still looking for the staircase down the way up dude.
No no, I'm not, I'm not like...
Stuck over the staircase?
Yeah, I'm still trying to find the staircase up bro.
Yeah, like, I can show you but it's like, you know...
I find, I find, I find, I find.
It's just this 20 man.
Dude, I'm telling you. Okay, NCS seems...
One of the most important things is radar. This game not having radar actually throws you off so much when you're not used to that.
Like it makes you feel so lost.
Like they have the compass. Do you use it a lot on the bottom?
Okay, so...
That's from this fucking peak. I'm worried about it.
I actually kind of forgot the compass.
Actually, like is that bad?
Yeah, well, no, because I just know the maps a lot, but if you don't know the maps, you can't be here.
What does that mean bro this little red thing on my camp?
Bro that guy's a PC champ.
Wait what?
Okay.
I think you're going against like no wonder you're in hell.
Dude what is this team?
What is this team?
I'm talking as a champ right?
On my camp.
The little red thing on my camp.
Is that that?
If you drive your drone into the night you're going to die.
Is it just that one?
No, it's the one on the door. Oh, there's one on the door, but I can't see it. Yeah
This should connect here
PC champ all right, well awesome
He's either PC champ or console champ one of the two
Like what this guy's doing is a better
Um, wait, where are you at?
Are you slagging?
I'm slagging, yeah.
OK.
It's better to drone this, but you don't really have a drone.
I already used it, yeah.
It's probably good to play it maybe like,
if you're feeling it, you can hop in.
You might fight somebody in a second.
See where you missed?
They're going to be on the right side, right side.
So no one here?
I thought I'd strung some guy here.
Maybe.
I mean.
Bro, I can't see.
Fuck all of them.
What are you talking about?
Left, left, left, left, left, left.
That's the champ.
Laying down?
All right.
Yo, Dixie, what the fuck am I supposed to do, man?
In that scenario, when you go to C4 click,
if you run at them, it's a free kill.
Oh my god.
My phone for not hearing the C4 click.
Do you know how to?
Because you know how to C4 sound?
They go, no, no, no.
Dixie, no.
You told me today.
I got a cams on the stairs, and you're like,
Especially I heard you little bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep blip bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep!
Brother, I don't know the sounds man.
Yeah bro I'm gonna be honest who I think sees just like the worst game to be a new player.
Da-ra-ths.
But like this is the moral I think it's probably the thing you're throwing against apparently champ player on PC.
Which is probably the biggest game of all time.
I think the worst thing you could do is like playing these zombies.
I think if playing your zombies you're winning on a lot of points.
You know what, though, Jinx is actually equivalent to, like, you playing with pros and rock-a-pea.
Like, you just looking at-
No, fuck, no, no, no, no, not that.
These guys are like, okay.
No, no, no, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying from the perspective of, like, you don't get to play the game.
Like, you don't get to actually learn the game.
Because everyone else is touching the ball.
I'm not saying skill-wise.
Obviously, these guys aren't pros.
But I'm saying, like, I'm saying from the perspective of, like, as a new player, I don't get to play the game.
You know what I mean?
I know what you mean.
Like when you play with like me and Justin at turning for example, you were on the floor the whole time like you couldn't
Yeah, yeah, no, I know what you mean, but like a little learning thing like in that scenario like
Yeah, I didn't even know what it was I didn't even know what he threw that's to be honest
What can you throw one of the throwboats on this game all of them, you know all of them off top of your head
with too many
C4's impacts
grenades, flashbangs, proximity alarms, barbed wire,
bulletproof cameras.
I got to be missing some EMPs, preaching charges.
Throwables!
Oh, flashbangs, grenades, impact grenades, C4s.
Impact grenades kill?
Impact grenades do a little bit of damage.
They don't kill them.
He's in back grenade for KKH.
He's best out there.
Remember, you have a 14 support.
Got the C.
Smoke.
Yes, smoke grenades.
Everybody, we need to.
Let's come to my light now.
You were saying the scheme has a big cheating problem, is that true?
Yep.
I guess every shooter does.
I need to see that.
People above, no?
Where is this staircase in this map? Let's see.
bro
what is that what I'm dead bro I got
pre-fired bro you gotta play in your
rank I think I think you think so bro
yeah yeah you think I'm going in
Yeah, I think it's playing well you're 8 and 7 but you're not even like fucking these kids
that hard.
I'm not even fucking like that.
I mean to be clear they are like a lot of them are PC.
It's PC just the biggest PC game.
We'll think about it you have double the frames in your hand with your entire arm
whereas I have half your frames on any of them.
Dude, not to be that guy but our team could win this.
Two of them are low as fuck.
two of them are low
We just lose right now
I think you play one more. I think you play one more by yourself and don't get like in the hell
All right
Should be playing one more. All right. See if you have fun. What would this account play this account like you love
Fuck though or not you're gonna be playing like
Was it because your account
Yes, you're gonna play against silvers and bronzes. You're gonna have fun. Okay, all right, bitch. I'm gonna hop off
All right, bro. It was fun. Thanks. It's fun, bro. Let me know if you want to go the wrong one
We won't be yeah, bro. I'll let you know also mark 7th
I'll get to him in the draft for one of the oh, yeah
All right, I'll see you. That's fun. Everybody
All right, I'll do a work. I do a more I do a more I do a more I do a more I do a more I do a more
I mean, I just got my ass fucking bent over.
I have to rank.
I'm copper.
Let's go.
I'm copper.
Oh, is he ready to chat?
What a band, what a band, what a band, what a band, what a band.
What a band, what a band, what a band.
I don't know what to be.
Layer.
Yeah.
Keep in mind to have my main account, wait, with my team troll?
Oh, we're good.
We're gonna keep him out of the minicom level 28 guys
I'm never 28. I
Have no
I've been layover. I think I did my job
Thanks, you read
I did a right to actually go through chat, I don't know if I saw it, oh he's not actually
being close to me, oh okay okay okay okay okay okay, he's not actually being just told
you guys to come.
I
We use
All right
I'll play line up
Yo, Jody the priming broken leave the tier one do you see the tier one?
chat
fuck the raid
did he raid?
Did you break?
I don't see if it went through.
He actually read it.
Oh, Jixi, thank you, bro.
Thank you, buddy. Thank you for the rate, man.
Yo, don't listen. Listen. Don't laugh at me too much.
Listen, Chad, don't laugh at me too much.
I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best.
These guys are still Platinum. Some of them are still Platinum.
Don't laugh me too much. I'll do one more. I'll do one more for Jinx, bruh.
I'm following this guy because I don't know where I'm going.
Y'all, there it is. 24,000 your way. Jinx, thank you, man.
Thank you so much, bruh. That's probably the biggest win I've had in a long time, bruh.
Thank you so much, bruh. It was a lot of fun. Thank you for coaching me. I'm- I-
lowkey, I'm uncoachable, bruh. I'm lowkey uncoachable. I didn't seem to learn the maps.
I just didn't learn the maps, bruh. Oh, shit. I didn't even do that.
I need to load the maps, I actually need to load the maps, I'm, I'm, oh, that's good.
Alright, hold, how do I get there, how do I get there, how do I get there?
Did you guys have a nice spot?
Where am I?
Oh.
Okay, hold on, I'm actually about to have a good round now.
Make sure it actually- Are we fuc-
Must recover the diffuser
Go
Motherfucker, like can I play the game? Dude, can I play the fucking game?
Jesus Christ
Turn FLG down? I think it is on A3, no?
I change it, but I don't think I even matters. What do you mean turn up? I'll be down. I just got that
About in the ass again
Other what?
Just out of the fucking ass
I'm going to stop them
We're ready to fix you ready fix you ready?
Thanks you bro. Text me text me what I need to do bro. What are you?
I'm so fucking ass dude. I don't know what I'm gonna be
I don't know gonna be if I get it if I get a fight them I feel I feel okay when I can fight them kind of like
I don't even get a fight them
Hi, guys, what kind of souped up account you give me bro like I put like this guy's plot
Okay, gold gold
Silver I'm the only copper in a lobby. It's a brand new account or branding fucking thing dude
Did you make out my main account's not high enough level guys level 28. I gotta rank it up. I
I could play him I could switch off this account play my main and and and rank it up
You guys want me to do that? I could do it. I could play with some friends me
Like you say I died though like legitimate it feels like I'm dying every time
It feels like I'm dying bro
Now this game is tough at a star honestly gotta get drinks a lot of credit he's smart as fuck
like
I was trolling obviously I didn't know if I'd get shit on by him but like
that won't be one show me how important the utility is in this game
not a beginner from the game now I know it's just it's just like how much you
have to know like the raw knowledge is insane cam meets box and if I get the
best
I just crushed my stuff my stuff
fuck you okay no no no Jinx is good at this game bro he's smart
he's smart
So our level for being there yeah, there's too much utility. I think I think if there's less players on the map
There's less utility so it's less hectic. It wouldn't be as bad
But 5-5 ranks without knowing shit. It's a lot
There's a lot think I saw them to follow us. I appreciate it by the way. Thank you. Thank you
I still can blow cock chat I blow some big fat fucking jerky cock
Shadow Jinx for the raid bruh.
Listen y'all, my goal here, I want to end the game with at least 3 kills.
We're in some sweaty ass lobbies, I don't know what's going on.
I'm going to swap for my other account after this.
We'll play some, I'm going to swap on the account for this.
We're going to play on ranked.
We're going to try to level up to get 50, so I can play ranked on my main.
And you guys can help me. I need help. I need help.
I need to learn. I need to change the settings on my main.
I don't have setup property.
like this too like the spawn people oh shit no no no no cho cho cho cho I could jump on
shit right is this good tech?
does that make noise?
should I be doing what this guy does like just hide in the corner and shit?
10 seconds before insertion that makes a lot of noise we jump makes a lot of noise
five seconds
okay okay listen
you've located the bomb make your way to your location and defuse it
i haven't mapped out what i'm gonna do
yeah yeah yeah we should
hold hold even the two of them
Alright, don't hit.
Okay, like, what am I doing wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
Am I supposed to drone?
Use drone hole.
Fuck, you're right.
There's drone holes.
Oh my god, you're so smart.
So smart it gets somewhere smarter than the graph. All right, here me out. Here me out flashing
That's a fake, okay, you know what I was gonna say that guy's about and and then I realized it's fake
Let me get let me get the straight. There's fake people you can
There's fake people they could place around a map and there's nothing I could do about it. There's just fake dudes
This laser is probably ass now
I just laid there bad to have on it was on the account already like it was from the
Can I jump in? Yes or no?
Jump in, yes or no?
Yeah.
Flashing?
That was just genuinely an awkward one.
Okay, I don't have that on my Z5, it was on this account that I have eyes here.
Welcome to the Hardest FPS.
I would actually, after playing this game and having been very good at CS and being
very good at Valorant quickly, this game is for sure the hardest, strictly on how
much knowledge and fuckery you have to deal with, like for sure, not close.
In terms of the just straight up bullshit you have to encounter by far, it's just knowledge.
It's literally just knowledge gap at the wall, Zubra.
Alright, hear me out.
Taking off this laser, underbarrel, nothing on underbarrel?
What about barrels?
What do I use here?
Flash hider?
Change scope, what's wrong with the scope?
What's wrong with the scope?
to magnify but isn't it actually my sense though no maybe okay I have to change my sense though
to mess with it you also make be right
gotta change my sense yesterday if I do
that I think I do right didn't think
to say it I think it's gonna feel too
slow I think it's gonna be too slow I
don't think I can keep my regular
sense not really really I'm gonna
I'm gonna mess with it, I'm gonna mess with it.
I'm gonna spawn in a mess with it.
I feel like I see, I wanna be able to, is it crazy to say I wanna be able to 180 when
I'm scoped in?
But I do want to be able to.
I feel like I can on 1x or whatever I use right now on a hollow.
Okay, staircase, let me think about this.
I'm in 1F, okay.
Brother, listen, this is my problem with this game.
I'm just thinking about this from like a new player perspective.
How the fuck am I supposed to learn the maps?
I'm just thinking about it, I'm just thinking about it.
Like, do I have to just run around, like not even in a comp team and just learn the maps?
Is that the plan?
Like, why am I struggling to even find the staircase?
I'm a regular ass, grown ass fucking adult man.
Why am I struggling?
Okay, it's kind of, it is, I don't know if I need to change it.
It does feel like it's going to be weird down five.
Like in real life, I'd be able to find a staircase.
Why does it feel so hard in this game to find a staircase?
Just reps and experience.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got you, got you.
I don't even want to be near these kids.
I know I'm going to get accident
through this whole, but let's do it.
Any takers?
Alright
Is this for old to peek through yes or no be honest also is there more kick on this I'm checking
I'd like to scope it out of more
Better see some shit
What is happening
Oh, this scope feels weird though guys.
I have a drone, sure.
We're just gonna start.
Whoa, what the fuck.
What the fuck?
Oh!
I'm not...
What?
Did I just kill behind him?
Wait.
Oh my god, fuck this fucking character.
Where's the diffuser thing?
Where is it?
No, no, no, no, where is the chat?
Oh, fuck, I lost, didn't I?
Bro, did I just kill that kid behind the fake?
Did I wall bang him behind the face? Is that what just happened?
That's so funny...
Oh my god, with that round of the cinema, actually, that round of the cinema.
I got to play, I got to play the game.
Who do I ban, who do I ban, who do I ban, who do I ban, I'm ban this guy, who do I
ban guys I guess.
What made you stop planning with Echo's gadget?
So I died to U2?
I died to U2?
Is that what just happened?
Did I just play the whole round and died to U2?
No.
Yes.
I played the whole round and died to U2.
No.
I'll tell you that.
I never died.
Oh, I just stopped the plan.
Oh, I just stopped the plan because it was zero seconds.
You're telling me I just mugged everyone I fought and then I just also killed my
teammate.
So let me not talk about that part.
I killed my teammate.
That's not my proudest moment.
Not in my proudest moment, chat.
I will say.
So is there something I have to break there?
Is that the problem?
I have to break something?
Oh, who am I playing?
Who the fuck am I playing?
I didn't pay attention.
What I throw at this?
That's not it.
This shit?
Did that go to Yuto?
I thought that's not going to Yuto.
Hey yo, chill chill chill chill.
Oh no chat.
Oh no.
Yo, can you tell the fuck...
That's good Yuto, right?
Cause I feel like we're coming up.
We're coming up, right? You're like clearing in, clearing in.
Boom, you're fucking dead, right?
I feel like that's going to Yuto.
And then they'll never expect it
How's the gun shoot that's some kick ass and kick
I know what you know what fuck my util I'm taking fights man or not I
I just don't move when I have a jay, hold on, I gotta lift my sleeve up.
What is that cat?
What is that?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, actually no what?
I don't like that fight at all.
Now that I see it, I don't like that fight at all.
What is this view?
I lost my shield.
She has a point.
Wait, is this a good angle?
I don't know.
Am I preparing or not?
Should I do walk picking this?
I shouldn't be picking this at all probably, but I'm going to.
Ah, god damn it.
That's on me.
Other officers.
You need to rotate, got it.
I should have killed that guy easily.
What is he doing?
Fuck bro.
There are so many windows open, I never thought it.
I should have killed that guy so easily bro.
There are so many windows open.
I was worried about the window peek.
I didn't even know they were in my my hearing is shit in this game. I'm hearing this shit in this game
You're like I should have heard it now
I have 30 hours in this game, I don't even have a rank unlocked, I advise gaming this
He was slow walking little noise. That's why he was so fucking slow walking.
It was kind of good there.
What was that?
Why did the guy die?
Was he down?
Yeah, no, I only have 20 hours on the game.
I think they give the sub, uh, do you think they give the sub?
Learn maps out playing through the house with Faintab?
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm not really answering ours, thank you, thank you.
Nah, I just don't know the maps at all. You can tell I don't know the maps at all.
My util hit him. Ah, I didn't know that.
Also, Util stayed up after your dead, which is good.
So even if you troll and you take a steady peek, if you place your Util, you still kind
of have some value, which is good.
King Gaon, you're going to tier one then.
Chat.
I'm going to take your card.
No, no, no, I think you should be mad, I think you should be mad.
Who's the guy you want to play?
I don't have time to look who's vigil who's vigil who's vigil
who's vigil but if someone said earlier if I play vigil drinks be mad
why is that someone was saying that I should play vigil controlling
Secure the bombs, Jordan.
Exploiting camera.
I did need to put out their agents, the- okay the issue- or operated- the issue is on my-
What's this?
For the fuck?
Uh, what's it called?
Dude, the, um, sorry my fucking ears itch- okay, I was going to say for the,
For the
Mother account, I have no one unlocked. I've known a lot at all
That's the problem. I have like literally 10 people in lock so
Do these fucking little
45 by the way, oh what about you it's left
Other what?
Why do you leave you give up on us wait wait? This is a good angle. I feel no the shower and Broadway the shower
A's kind of nasty
That's above
Okay, we'll deal with this when it comes we'll deal with this when it comes
I put myself in this situation, and I want to see what happens
We're gonna deal with it when it comes.
No, no, no, no, guys.
One's outside.
I hear him.
Alright, my team's all dead.
Showering. It's gonna work, bro.
It's one of my scan, did you?
of
Here's some
I'm gonna get actually better
But I thought they left I thought they left I
Don't know what the fuck I'm hearing to be honest did the hearing is ass in this game
I could not tell what I'm here. I heard one of my left. No, but I'm not he was not above me
I was on my left outside in the roof. No like near the window
What am I hearing actually what am I hearing see I speak no no I wasn't peeking I just hope nobody was there
So was awkward when there was a window
Outside on the ground
I did not sound like outside on the floor. That sounded like that's not like near the window. Maybe
Dynamic range low
Dude, where's to oh twitch is on attack using me
Jesus guy, okay
Dynamic range low
Yeah
What does that do is that better
But the audience how many things just got objects about
We put a lot of we played like three games together, but I have six skills. I'm doing good. I'm not doing bad six and four
I'm not doing bad.
Low is better.
You have bad headsets.
There's never been an issue with any game I've ever played.
Ever.
Lateral.
Audio of the team is just different.
Alright.
I already spotted them.
They're gonna go into the site, okay?
Spotted them by a sneer, by the way.
Yo, yo!
can you kill teammates in this phase or not?
SWAP ME!
hold on, hit me, hit me, it's bomb peak, I'll put you guys on some take
did not expect the map to be really good, so I'll be honest
I thought I was gonna be able to see the ground
hold on, I'm about to play so dumb that they can't even expect it
hold
what the fuck are they doing? wait they're triple repelling through the window
okay what are the chances that they're triple repelling through that window when bombs lower?
what are the chances of that? how often does that actually happen? don't run around, obviously
don't run around, how often does that happen? legitimately how often does that happen? like
I don't play this game but I guarantee you they never triple repell through that
Specific window when the bombs are planted here, and they know where the bombs at always triple repelled through the same window
Brother what every time?
dude, what?
It's crazy, bro
Also, I do have no delay, but I doubt this guy's a sniping. I have zero delay like legitimately
One second late types up in the child reading already. That's okay
Don't go straight to the bomb so what?
out.
Where did the OP on that site?
8?
777, 767, 777, 767.
Which is sexy.
Not with something, firm head.
Which is your cute firm head.
See?
Not a lie.
We lost.
Brother, what?
Hey, how am I out top for?
How am I out fragging this dude?
How am I out fragging that dude?
Maybe why I was not pointless.
Is it because I killed some of my teammates that one time?
I killed my teammate that one time that was on me. I won't let us
Yo, this man I swear to God. I'm gonna
This it disconnects on me every
I'm gonna go my man
I'm gonna go on man
Oh, I'm gonna go in a plan right?
Oh my god, I gotta log into my fucking other shit. Hold on. I need a minute. I need to rank up so I can unlock rank in my main.
I said no, it's just stupid.
Okay, hold on. Let me log into my other account. Let me log into my main account again.
I'm gonna get better at this game, bro, like, listen, I'm used to dying in dumb ways from
playing a lot of CS.
That's fine.
This game, you dying in the dumber ways.
I'm gonna get better. I just gotta learn the maps.
You got a rage? Build a nut?
You know what I'm saying? I gotta figure out my log-in on my log-in.
Don't say leaks. I ain't gonna say leaks. Don't say leaks. I'm not gonna leak.
Chat playing Jinx in that 1v1 earlier? That literally opened my eyeballs to this game and what you're capable of.
because I didn't realize how nerdy you can do with a uto.
That one round when he cammed me, he cammed me and then I came out, um, I came out and
I got stunned and just died, as it actually is.
The Jynxreads Champ, by the way.
How do I do this?
Steenguard.
He come down here.
I mean it was 7-2.
I got 2 on him.
I got two on him.
I'm not mad at getting two on him.
He's been number one champ.
Damn, bro, really?
I gotta change my Ubisoft account, right guys?
Got a lot of my Ubisoft.
Jynx was champ 10 seasons in a row.
Yeah, Jynx is fucking nasty, bro.
20,000 hours is a lot of time to have a video game I would know I'm someone that also has 20,000 hours on a video game
It's a tough kind of time like it's literally you cannot have a life respectfully. I love Jinx. You cannot have a life
You have 21,000 hours. I would know I did not have a life. All I did was play rock Lee
Yes 30,000 Jinxie I don't know if there's more hours in the other rock Lee is 30k is more hours. I haven't rock Lee I
Don't know if that's possible. I played the game so much
Definitely $30,000. There's no way it's $30,000 bro. I have $21,500 in rockery or something
like that and I played so much bro. When I was 15 through 17 I was playing 12 hours every
day. I'm not even kidding. I was in school, came home, played 12 to 14 hours every day.
I gotta find my password guys.
Oh I got it first draft. Yes, yes, yes.
He has closer to 40k and 30k. There's no way guys. I'm gonna let you know how much time that is.
I don't think that's even possible. You have to average like 4,000 hours a year for 10 years.
That's like impossible. You wouldn't be able to sleep. There's no way.
There's things that 12,000 on the Xbox. We had multiple other accounts.
I'm just saying, I played a lot of Rockleys. I have the most hours of Rockleys out of the pros.
And there's no way he has almost double my hours on Siege. There's no way.
That's ridiculous.
I'm saying you have to be, you have to have no life to do that.
Alright, I'm on my account again.
Let's go.
Locked in.
What does that mean?
Activation code.
Logged out of Ubisoft?
I am logged out.
No, I'm logged into my new Ubisoft.
I got a lot of...
Where's the CD activation code?
What do you find that at?
That's an email
No, I switch I'm gonna switch
Bro you dumb yo, can you show the fuck out damn
Where is this activation code guys how to find this closed back a small
you might be on gang not gonna lie yo okay because I don't know the login
process of a game I've never played before now you can play a cop actually I
don't know maybe maybe not because you're higher up so no I'm sorry not
something else like you know I wasn't there I wasn't there wasn't there when
does that mean you saw being shit okay I close this close that how do I run
This is admin I
Don't even do that on here. I am on when it comes to that time to fuck what?
Kyle that's that's I don't know. I'm just trying to open
Lost the game from Ubisoft not not steam now, but I want to open it to steam, bro
Okay, what is this code? How do I get the CD? I'm gonna look it up. Hold on. How to find
CD code Ubisoft. Ubisoft is interesting.
Squishy, what is this new flippery set thing?
Ubisoft, I'll look it in there.
Steam Library.
Right click in the game, select the managed CD keys.
Manage.
This doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
Okay.
Let's look at this.
Essentially find any Ubisoft game with these setup processes.
Now to actually find that activation code,
go to your Steam library by selecting library up
at the very top and go into home.
And essentially find any Ubisoft game you want to go ahead
and connect.
In this case, let's want to connect, I guess,
one of these Far Cry games.
to do Far Cry Primal, let's do Far Cry New Dawn. But essentially right click that game
and you're going to see a bunch of different options actually pop up. Go ahead and select
manage. And then you're going to see an option instead of hide this game or mark as private.
Obviously this one's not installed for me so it's not going to pop up. But it's
going to be an option that says CD Keys.
Do y'all see anything that says CD keys?
Oh my god.
Yeah, I suppose the counselor you guys are.
I'm on my account now.
What do I do?
What the fuck do I do?
someone said run as an adventure yeah yeah no dude no how do I fix this put the
black jagger skin up my ass how do I get that skin though the black jagger ice
one get a little 50 and get right to your life yeah I'm trying to do that but
I can the first step is actually logging in to my fucking CDE activation code
open packs you decide you are fucking horrendous I'm gonna be honest respectfully
why can I what reset steaming you be okay
done
All right, all right, open it up again rock on your Ubisoft it is not
I don't know what I'm trying to use up.
Keep going.
Even if I get the buff.
Stay, keep going.
I'll be doing good.
Call Havaz.
I don't think he's going to pick up.
Okay.
How about he's off the clock, bro?
I don't think Havaz is going to pick up anytime soon.
Okay, I'm re-logging into Ubisoft. Maybe this will work. Hold your horses chat. I have a
good feeling about this one. Like I'm doing all this just to die by some booby trap dude.
Like literally think about what I'm doing right now. I think about the reward. I just
status of the trap that's it
mime later
cancel
oh my god i can't get into the fucking game
why are we the way we are
why are we the way we are actually
hold on
how to find you be soft
okay let's see
you be soft
cb
key
steaming
twenty twenty six what the fuck does this even mean
welcome back off tips
here's
my go
it's fake just restart what the fuck do you mean just restart i just restarted
three times guys
what more can i do restarted again
Let's do it again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's do it again.
Since you guys think this is going to work randomly.
Steam gone. I removed steam.
I'm looking for Ubisoft. It doesn't even exist.
Ubisoft connect.
Removed it. Removed it.
Okay. Steam and Ubisoft connect fully have been closed.
Verify game files, trust me.
Alright, jinx she milked me, I'll do it, stop spamming, damn.
I'm gonna try to open it over time.
I'm gonna music on, we're waiting.
Oh, chat chat chat.
I'm gonna try to open it over time, if it doesn't work, I'm gonna verify the thing.
One second.
You have to factor reset your computer.
Okay. Remind me later and I can just keep up that.
All right. Properties, salt files, verify and take the game files.
It's working, it's verifying, and okay.
Just shut up and start jerking it.
Yo.
Yeah, yeah, two things. There we go as if it's gonna fix fucking anything. I promise you
it won't. Did you buy seed off CD keys? Your main? What? Make me lots of us right. You're
You're not right yet.
It's still doing the thing, bruh.
Well, I do need this game to work.
Yeah, I know what it is, but like, why is it saying that?
I'm logged into the Ubisoft app, yes, I know.
Looked at mad petite today wizard boy. Thank you, bro
Okay, I it's done. Let's let's do it
I don't just pop an Xbox. Yes, definitely like a steam thing
I think it's working.
Mod him.
I'm not modding Jinxymilkme.
His name is Jinxymilkme.
Thank you Jinxymilkme.
I appreciate it bro.
buy in the house chat. How do I get a Jagger black ice? How do I get that? I feel like
that'll make me better. I feel like that's what I'm missing right now. Open packs. Yo,
why didn't you just do that before? Like, you know, you know, you're just opening
And second ago, why don't you just do that before?
R6 Marketplace, come here to get there.
I'll buy all the best skins in the game, bro, right now.
I'm gonna be dripped out.
Come here to get there.
Oh, did I start $500 on this game?
I don't care.
I wanna get the most drippy skins
and I wanna have aura.
You
Know the truth skins equals wins bro
You can't be good at this game without skins any game
Yeah, of course, they're the 5,000 bits VIP me please
I'm not gonna be I ping you as of right now, but thank you for the five thousand bits, bro
$50 is fucking insane. Thank you about PLS
Thank you, Bubba.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you for the fucking 5,000 bits.
It's not often I see them any bits.
Scan, brother, it was like, there was no deal that was made.
It wasn't like I said, if you do that, I'll give you a VIP.
There was no deal made.
Okay.
I never said that.
Okay.
Alright.
How do I buy all the best skins in the game?
Let me know. Guys, this is my real level. I'm level 28. Also, how do I get this geeky-ass profile pick away?
How do I get a cool profile pick? I feel like I got no war in this profile pick. What is that?
How do I fix this?
Keeps off Connect.
Eh, it's fine for now.
How to buy all the best skins though, how to do that?
Where's the store at or whatever?
Shop?
Buy packs?
Buy these ones?
Which one's the best pack?
I'll rip some packs.
Which one's the best pack
Alpha which one has the black ice is in it
Don't alpha don't
by the ops
By the ops, huh? I don't have any of the ops. Yeah, you're right. Where's that out of even operators?
So I just bought every operator how much would that cost?
how much did that cost? not much, 80?
it's a zombie
alright, I'll buy everyone, what's that? I don't want to leak any info
how do I add money on this shit?
get shop hold on chat I'm gonna buy it by the agents right now or operators you
don't have enough for now and we're not buying that so without leaking anything
I think we're going to buy the renown at Austin.
Buy the bundle, where's the bundle, where's the bundle, where's the bundle, where's the bundle?
What bundle?
This one?
And then if I press R6 credits, will it, that's where I buy renown at?
Or whatever?
Or do I buy these credits?
Yeah, okay. Where's the Alt Bundle?
Go down to bundles, square bundles.
Okay.
Down, down, down, down.
What are y'all saying, bro? Alright, from here, where do you want to go?
Operator tab? Operators?
This one?
Yes.
Expand your Ross with all operators, 7,700.
This buys everybody at once.
Okay.
Done.
I'm buying the Premier Pack.
What is the R6C premiere pack? Is that bad? Is that good?
It's 140 bucks.
Chat.
Scam? Okay, I'm gonna do this one. I'm not going to show my screen. I don't want to see this.
I'm going to buy this $70 one.
Stop saying leak. I have the screen hidden. What do you mean, leak? Forbidden.
Yo, what do you mean forbidden?
Oh
What's that guys, okay, I need to add how much more seven some five glasses the yes. Yeah, okay
All right
It'll work? Where is it?
There we go, okay
All right, operators, operators bundle
Confirm purchase
All right
Okay, dude 25,000 renown you fucking give me I need twitch right twitch is good
Jinx you put me on twitch bro twitch is good
Wait doesn't give you everyone they kind of it kind of trolls you a bit
Alright, which one's better, Denari or Raora or whatever the fuck?
Which one's better, chat?
Boats up, then re, then re, then re, then re, then re, done.
Alright, we'll buy this guy later, I guess I don't know what I'll have.
Okay, now we have every operator in the game.
Awesome, that doesn't fix the problem, I don't have good skins though.
My doc?
I have everyone I thought.
Are you fucking kidding me dude?
Am I missing anyone?
My packs?
What are packs at?
All right, how many packs do I get? Get packs. Let me make sure something's popping out.
Wait, you need Burn down to get packs. I don't have Burn down though chat.
Battle Pass?
So much to do.
Okay.
What is this Battle Pass system?
Is this not like just pointlessly confusing or am I crazy?
At first okay, what would I go would I go would I go?
What is this I
Don't know how many stars. I got 36
Wait, is there any bangers hidden here?
It's a roadmap
Battle passes buns upgrade to premium what I get for premium though
How is it worth?
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I've seen enough notes, got it, good, okay.
Alright, where should we play?
On rate?
buy packs check how do I buy packs though wait how do I buy packs because when I try
to buy them it says I don't have renown how do I buy them buy renown how do you buy renown
How do you do that?
From store?
From shop?
You can buy renown here?
Where?
Same way you do with the ops.
You can't buy renown.
Okay, so how would I open packs if I can't buy that?
Battle Pass. Where are the packs up here? All right.
Okay.
Is it back?
Fold.
Dis-back?
What do you dis-back?
These little packs will shit, wait.
Hold.
Oh.
I almost fucking leaked everything.
Elite scans. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean, though?
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Pop right by the way around you can't you can't you can't, doesn't he?
Or those packs are better?
Oh, it's premium.
You need premium, you need premium.
These little rascals, bro.
Do I not even know what I'm doing bro like literally
All right, whatever let's go locker. Let's open these packs. What am I trying to get out of this? How much I got us?
Stop here. Oh
His orange not good purple is purple better
I feel like it's ass though now or is it good?
I feel like it's ass.
Is it bad chat?
It's like the worst orange.
I'll lose probably ass right?
All right, I'm gonna leave
So
Shout out you guys are trying to make a sale of money
He's like how I delete skins yeah but like I'm not gonna buy everything but
What the fuck I only want like banger skins like I don't play Valkyrie. I didn't know what that is
Ace homelander. Yeah, but like is this not like low key pay to lose am I crazy?
I feel like low keys pay to lose because you stand out more
Twitch this could be good wait this could be good this actually could be
good wait is Dixie skin in the shop I actually bought it instantly
Dixie skin was so sick
Twitch is lucky good but 50 bucks is fucking crazy what does it come with
I'm not made of money over here, bro.
Alright, even the drone skinned out.
Okay.
Okay, that's pretty fire.
I can't lie, these skins are fire, though.
Bro, what?
Is this worth it?
Nah, I'm keeping the Jinx charm on, though.
I'll not change that charm.
Not worked?
Okay.
I won't get it.
All right.
Should we play the game, guys?
I think we should play the game.
What did I want to change?
Jinx said change the, when you cam, when you cam, like so it doesn't auto go to cam.
How do I change that?
When you drone.
How do you change?
Where does that?
Drone after prep to manual, where is it at though, general?
Drone after prep, manual.
Okay.
Alright. Get the dink skin. How do I get that? How do I get that? It's not in the shop
though, is it? Bundles, bundles. What is it? Oh it is. Brahma get this for sure. This
one right? Bro this one's so sick actually. Bro it says Jinxy on the back bro. Wait this
This is so sick, I have to get this.
I know I spent a lot of money on this thing, I had to get this.
They had money.
All right, please work
Well, I was looking to talk on Titan bundle
Use Jinxy code where where where where oh shit where where I use the code at
Use Jinxy code where do where do you use the code at but I think our six years, maybe I mean
Bro, I think you have to get fucked a lot.
Bottom of shop.
I'll go back.
Support a creator, this one.
Is this Jixi Chat?
Must be fucked before you can fuck. Yeah, isn't it just jinxing?
Activate it's active for the next 14 days
Okay
Badoze
Your time on that
Alright, how do I quit for QuipTall?
That's only on mute though, right?
That only works on mute.
The shock I've seen is universal, that's just sick.
User of 2K.
This is because you have money, it doesn't mean you got to spend it, you know what I
mean?
That's how you stay in a good position in life just because you have money doesn't even got to spend it top right
We got 2k. We'll save you for a better time, bro
All right, all right, what should we do?
Just wait on right I don't have right the lock but I think I'm ranked system way to go
Clearhouse is kind of lame though, it's like okay, it's like okay, I know it's the best way to learn to map, but also if I get fucked hard enough, it'll stain my brain so hard, like if I play a regular map and I get fucked from behind or I get fucked in the spot and oh shit, I'm annoyed by that, it's going to stain my brain more than just playing bots, right?
Also, like, think about like this, think about like this.
Think about Jhinxion and Rocket League.
Does he want to sit in free play
and just do training packs all stream?
No, he wants to hop in and play the game, right?
It's the same thing.
I wanted to get in there, play the game,
and try to see what I could learn, you know what I mean?
Even though I would technically learn
a little bit quicker playing Clearhouse, I know I would.
I know I would learn an absolute bit quicker.
I know, but it's more fun to watch
and it's also like, it's funny seeing me be asked.
I'm not asking a lot of things, let's be honest.
I'm not asking a lot of games.
This game, I'm some hot ass, bro.
I get aimed, kind of, sometimes, but I'm kind of assed.
Okay, I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play.
Yeah, do you wanna play?
Wanna hop in, bro?
Why is your name DaddyUbuLoveMe?
Alright, from this you're fine bro.
Is Ron better than me?
I have no idea.
I don't know if Ron probably has like 10 times my hours though.
Because Ron's been playing for a few years bro.
I didn't really play this game like that.
So Ron definitely knows the operators and the maps better than I do, so probably.
Okay, I'm ready.
We'll run that one with Ron soon on Jinx's stream or something.
That's the thing, like Jinx did that 2v2 thing with Ron
and it's all the ranks, right?
I feel like playing a high rank in like 2v2 or 3v3,
like the less, basically the less people,
less chaotic the game feels. I feel like in this game, because there's so many like, 2v2
is probably the perfect amount to make that possible, because as soon as you get 3v3 involved,
it's probably so fucking different. Even just 3v3 is probably so different, because
there's so many abilities, and the way that people will control the map with 3 people
is probably so much more difficult to find openings and shit. In 2v3 there's probably
a lot of openings so I should I'm guarded
make sure
your right now it's a great map play
but
change your own right now it's a right map to set up all
how do that
but it'll back a right now
it's out back a right now
yes how do i do that though
so me after i won't repeat over
And also, who do I ban by default?
If you don't know who to ban,
who do you ban by default, chat, in this game?
Mira, always?
Who should I play?
I don't play Twitch, maybe.
Nah, but like, do I wanna play Twitch right now?
Mm.
Okay, hold on.
You know what, I'm gonna play,
I'm gonna play Slash, I'm gonna play Slash.
Just to see what map this is,
kind of know what fuckin' happens.
Brava
What is Brava what does Brava do?
What does Brava do? I need I need to know what these people do. So that's just play them
So learn the ops pack title is quick bait. No, I did just play with Jinx
I'm entitled to stepping in the quick bait now, but I didn't just play with it.
I was playing with it.
How do they go?
Let's not have a conversation.
Who should I play, actually?
What's better, Twitch or Brava?
switcher brava
different brava brava zero recoil i like that i like the sound of zero recoil play more smoke grenade
probably play more insertion in 10 seconds insertion in 10 seconds what are you gonna do to me there
insertion in 10 seconds
I don't know if I'm located at the bottom or the bottom or the bottom.
Oh, we don't know what it is.
Kermin, give me two months man.
No hard breaches, we're playing on the ranked, we're playing on the ranked.
Yeah, you know what's weird in this game too, that like, if you guys are used to this game,
then talk about music.
Forgot, you can't play music in this game.
You can't jump.
Like, not being able to jump is so odd.
okay so
no it's active
I hear
building back
is this stream sniper?
I have no delay, I have zero delay
you located a bomb
I'm not gonna hold that and fuck them next round.
Alright.
So one of the guys I invited, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
One rank off champ. I'm removing him from the stack if we lose this game because I have an inkling
I was playing can listen people are saying there's no there's no unranked elo
right
People saying there's no one right you know, but I played without this dude and I play with them and the games are way harder
like way harder
So I'm removing from the stack if you lose this game
I just want to learn
He's done my right eggs
Bro the sound is so loud, the voice is so loud, how do I load that?
Audio
I don't know if that matters
How is she supposed to be doing so far? Oh, I haven't had to play the game, bro.
But didn't really haven't got to play the game. It was really fun though.
I walked up a staircase, I pressed my drone button and I died.
That's also my fault. I am sure I'm gonna shoot another light. I do have like 10,000 people in here.
There's probably a lot of people sniping, but we can do.
Probably is my fault, and we're also queuing with someone that's almost changed.
Probably my fault.
All at the slow walk.
I don't know if the slow walk would save me today, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know if it would save me.
Alright, it's nice having everyone locked out.
I just don't know who to play early, but I don't think it's gonna be off stream probably.
Uh, who is it playing probably?
Let me just try it again.
shoot my fucking gun right so i might as well try play more better by the way
play more better than um
uh smoke
acog okay i'll change i'll change it
sub lizard itself permit
you need to use your drone to locate a bomb
yeah i'll joh they give it up they give it up
It's what I have on that not fine. Hello, wait, I guess I'm these magnify
What is a car
Oh always mag B really
Like that's the one I got a fork in with another account is the plats and then I killed my teammate, right? Was it the bag?
Is it a mag b?
10 seconds to go.
The droning phase
is uh...
so much longer than that
match against jinx.
The jinx changes settings for that match specifically.
Also, for this phase
should I keep this drone alive
as much as I can?
Also my fucking... do I have a laser on? Is that that guy?
Alright, I'm worried about these kids like... is that hole open? Like I can't even tell.
I don't think it was.
Wait, this gun does have like no recoil.
I need some shit.
What is this gun?
What is this guy?
I'm on attack what do you mean I'm on attack what are y'all talking about
Oh, I don't understand self-manatirized by the way.
Yeah, how am I supposed to know that?
Like there's rules out the fucking wazoo in the standard.
Oh, lines of my team.
What am I hearing?
Brother, this game is the least beginner-friendly game I've ever touched in my entire fucking
life.
Am I gonna explode?
am I going to explode? Jesus Christ, it throws me into the fucking trenches bro, I don't know
shit. Proximity alarm, I've used those before. That's our good. But like, how do I differentiate
that from fucking exploding? You know what I mean? So let's write lions only on attack,
So you can't try.
You know if you explode.
Oh, shit.
All right, I haven't got to shoot an enemy yet.
Like, legitimately, I want to shoot somebody this round,
right?
I think it's done.
Play more.
But what is it used for?
play more on it on attack like how can I even put that down I'll switch the
fucking man yeah decide it already watch your back yeah yeah like once you get
onto the site or just like once you're just in upstairs you know I'm not
That defense, like I said, being broken off into play is not as good.
They need to locate a bomb.
Yeah, actually my sense though, no?
If I did that.
So for 2.5, what should I have it at then?
I guess I'll just mess with it.
I'll put it at that.
I have no idea.
They can't jump out at you.
Jump out.
like if I'm about to drone into a window I put I put a claymore outside on the
window and then I hide like I put like here I think cross the claymore right
and won't explode
try it even if you're a woman
I'm not a thing that shouldn't drone phase I know I shouldn't be okay I just
my sense here I mean I guess it's fine I'll mess with it it's gonna feel weird
obviously
can i shoot this? can i shot on this?
my mouse is not left handed guys it's uh...
my camera's flipped
What does this do by the way I guess if I like left click?
Is this for like um...
cameras oh god what would that be good for
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at literally these maps are the
most confusing this game is fucking like how do I explain this why do we have
to make the maps as fucked as possible like where we're even am I where is even
the staircase down so okay I found the staircase I'm saying why are the maps
the way they are in this game like it's just it's just such a mindfuck I don't
even know where I am 90% of the time it would help so much if there's radar like
actually was there a guy here we lost the player here so there's a guy in here
for where
Right here
I just break
He doesn't even know what he's shooting at you don't even know what he's shooting at literally. He has no idea what he's shooting at
The guys just fucking hoping and praying dude
You know what, you know what I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say this, if it would be less tilting
if there wasn't killcams, if there wasn't killcams it would be a lot less tilting.
Cause when you're watching a guy that the kick just fucking goes up and hits you in
the head, that shit's way more tilting than anything else.
Than anything else.
Just skip it, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Why is it that it's because they're clearing the Presence, I'm kicking them out for this.
We're not playing.
This is boring.
A lot of feeders is probably worse on PC, right?
Bro, that too, like I feel like when we were playing like the full bot lobbies, like,
I mean these hobbies are better because I'm killing what some people have hired hitting me in the butt
We're playing in the full bot lobbies the amount of people that just like are aiming at your fucking knees and the kick takes to the head
It's like holy shit
That shit's so annoying because so many guns have like heavy kick in this game
You're winning show yeah, but it's not fun dude. It's not about it's not about winning bro
It's not it's not fun. I'm just dying in stupid ass ways. It's not fun
It's not about winning or losing bro
I don't give a fuck if I'm winning an unranked game, bro.
It's just not fun.
I gotta see how he died. I got spawn peeps. Insta?
Second one? What did I even die to the second time? I don't even remember.
I literally had no idea.
Third one was my fault, because I was just trying to get a kill.
But, second one and first one was just can't do.
Oh, I didn't even die. I didn't even get a play. That's right.
I just want to learn a map, bro.
Like I still don't even know the map.
That's my biggest problem.
I don't even know the map.
I feel like that's going to be the thing that turns me off in this game is, Jinxy said
there was 15 maps, whether I'm not learning 15 maps.
In CS there's like, what, 7 maps maybe, and even then you don't have to know all
all those maps at a single time?
They're easy to learn bro, doesn't feel like it is to be honest.
Retro's abuser.
I mean, you have to play stretch bro.
You have to play stretch.
If you're playing a shooter on PC, you have to play stretch bro.
where are people like that it come from now shooters on PC are just so much more fun
on stretch I'm not explaining it's like you're in the game bro
That's for us, Cope.
No, bro.
That's just fun.
What enemies?
What enemies are at?
Give me some, bro.
I can't believe...
Oh, I got a teammate.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
It's outside here now.
Bro, god fucking damn it.
make too much noise and moving what am I supposed to do is AFK like it's not even move bro
see him now
let us slow walk around the map
literally
I'm not actually just like supposed to perm a slow walk like it's like I don't
understand I'm gonna work on the nails motherfucker I don't know any of the
angles of any of the maps at all I need to work on the fucking map if I knew the
map this game would actually be so much easier I don't know any of the maps
bro how about lean angles bro I don't know the fucking map I don't even know
Over the staircases are you gonna work on lean angles brother. I don't I don't know where anything is on the map
Fuck you mean lean angles
Don't run okay got it play like a full-ass pussy bro got it got it bro
That's the name of the game on this game, huh?
I was playing like a fucking straight-up bitch shit in the corner
Pro now. Hi here. I am bro coming to my room. Oh, yeah, I got an explosive on the door
You're fucking dead
You didn't get a play the game too bad, bro, and then oh you find my room too bad a man on the floor
You can't hear me cuz I'm making those sound cues dogs. You ask fucking game. Like let's be real
That is the stupidest concept for you never do nothing. It's better to do nothing. Let's just sit there. Awesome guys. Awesome
It's so shit don't listen to me don't listen to me you unique shark
I
Wanted to not you kill what is our team kill?
Sure man, let's do it back. Let's get in there. Let's get active
Watch this chat
Let's do the opposite opposite of what the game wants until you
Yo, you guys are not here you lied to me you lied to me
Yo, they didn't even come there bro, shut up lie to me
I'm fine this day right I'm fine this day
Like look at this look at this this is high this is our highest rank player this is a high rank gameplay
If this is how I rank, I don't want it!
I
What am I hearing
Fucking Superman it I just had a superman
I just had a superman. Also, I didn't realize my gun was different from my TAP pin. Fuck, bro.
Dude, just let me buy my guns. Give me an econ system like CS. Let me buy the gun I want to be around.
Let me master a gun. And let me fuck some kids. Okay. Let me...
I joined the discord for the rainbow 6 turning, I don't even like...
We should go party instead, I think.
For this, he's going to check this quickly so he can possibly get tipped in this stack
after this game.
Oh, he heard me.
What's going on here?
Should I play Thorn?
Should I play Thorn, chat?
You like my name?
Yeah.
I don't know.
My name
Yo, your dog shit don't never say you're teaching me every one
Guys, yes, yes 250 hours, and I beat him by the way the only one want to let y'all know
Yes, 10 times my hours, and I beat it only one easily by the way. Yes, you're terrible
Yeah, keep talking keep talking bro
I'm saying is 10 times my hours
He has 10 times my hours and I beat him fucking easily back. I don't want to hear where should I put my shit
I don't know
Where are the enemies bro?
I'm bored bro, there's no one on that side.
He's listening to my stream, like he has delay.
Yeah, I'm bored, I don't have stimulation.
Hey, Slower, guys I'm bored, I'm bored, I wanna play the game, I wanna shoot, I wanna
shoot people.
I'm bored bro, I'm just bored, I got no gameplay, it's only game.
I'm bored simple as I don't want to sit here like this. I'm bored. I want to play
simple
You're bored hop off not about that I want to change the way I'm playing so I'm not bored
right
It's all there. I want to change my place on that board
Are all proud of your brain? No, bro. Even CS is like way more happening than this.
I like shit with a lot of stuff going on. I do like a lot of stuff going on. Yeah, I have a little bit of a need for stimulation, sure, but...
He's shooting, bro. Chill.
I want to drop him
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh, no.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, was that my fault? Was that team kill? Was that team kill my fault, chat? Was that
my fault literally was at my floor no be honest I feel like I didn't do bad there
I was just trying to kill a guy no no no okay good you ran in front of you thank
you yags listen to the chat you ran in front of me bro of course I played
better than you what do you think that's what I was gonna say wait for the
Wait for the light.
No, no response.
I'm just kidding, bro.
Should I kick him?
Nah, should we kick him?
I think he was just saying that he's staying on the stack.
Loki, he was saying that he's staying on the stack, no?
No.
No, no, no.
I'll do one more with him, he's emerald, what's emerald, you have gd and nitha, I know if I
play like a full ass bitch, I'll be good, I'll be golden bro, I know if I play like a straight
up bitch, snack, I sit in a room, I put sticky grenade, sticky grenade, sticky grenade
and crux the corner of the golden bro i know it will be but like
i gotta find a way to make it more stimulating
all the way
Yeah, everybody you guys should stack again. You guys are hilarious. No, no, no. You guys are hilarious, bro.
Sweet, even a Prime in.
What does Vigil do? You guys want to play Vigil? I want to try to thorn a little bit more, because I think...
If I full bitch, then thorn will be probably good.
Hear me out. You're a good background noise. Thank you, man.
No, don't play vigil. He doesn't know how to roam yet.
Fuck you man, don't know how to roam. You got him, my ability?
No, you know what? I want the camp to find us.
Yo, chill, chill! Damn!
Chill, brother, chill.
This is a good camera. It's our camera.
Wait, it's not accurate. Not ADS isn't accurate. I didn't know that. Wait, I didn't know this. I just learned this.
Wait.
Not ADS isn't accurate. Look at that. I didn't know this.
Well, I wouldn't be ADS-ing anyway, but like I didn't know that.
Wow, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Oh whoa whoa whoa!
This game might have the largest, like most bitchiest player base ever.
Like what is this angle even, bro?
Like legitimately what is that angle even?
I just died through a crack in the floor.
That's nitro.
How to peek.
Congratulations.
Doesn't change my point.
It's just, it's dog shit dude.
It's just dog shit.
It's dog shit.
Cowpeak angle.
Again, doesn't change my point.
Jack, doesn't change my point.
Does not change my point.
You should not die in this many dog shit ways.
I'm telling you, it just shouldn't be this way.
It shouldn't be.
Sounds like hope to me, OK?
Jinx, you made that peak, by the way.
Bro, he was crafty, bro.
I'm not saying he's crafty, but it's pretty shit.
it's pretty shit to die that way
see just getting to you look at me ball nose look at me ball nose
just full prompting the mat
skill issue I was staring at a wall shooting the wall
for fun just to see how the game was gonna work like just to figure out the game
and I've died through a crack in the floor
Obviously it's on me for shooting the wall.
I'm just saying.
Brother.
There are Richie, guys.
I'm in no state to play with anybody that knows how to play this game.
I don't know the fucking map. Let me learn the map, dude.
Can't play the map. Of course not. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
It's not about that depth in specific. I'm just saying in general.
This game, I feel like I've only played this game for like 15 hours in the last week.
You die more in this game in a shitty, like an annoying dumb ass way in this game, more
than I've died in any other shooter ever, like literally ever.
Let's go downstairs.
I think we're getting a slight in the basement.
Like all my hours in CS combined, I've been accident or killed in the way that I was
annoyed by, less than in the 15 hours I played this week.
Yeah, stop talking about grit. What do you mean, grit?
Aim is the least of your problems in this game. Aim is by far the least of your problems in this game.
I thought you did a grip, don't mess. I'm trying to learn.
Yeah, because you're grit, you're mouse grit. If you don't learn your mouse grit by now with 8,000 FTS hours, you're not going to learn your mouse grit.
I
Brother offer them on this character
Yo yo
Which one which one do I stay far from
Now I'm gonna go actually I want to go to work where you said it's a part
No, I didn't quit RL chat, no.
No, this is a good window for me to peek.
I don't know.
They don't expect this message stream sniping. If they kill me, they're sniping. That's my coat. Free coat.
I was spotted by a scan.
Brother.
Oh my god, I can't even do my peace.
How are we just letting this little rat roam free, bro?
well can they be up there chat that's far if they can't be up there then that's far
can imagine the aura on the fucking brother what in the actual fuck
I was holding shift I couldn't fucking ADS
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yes, oh, yes.
Clip the wall shot, what wall shot?
wait that's not that one really was good actually use a booster yo yeah yeah
all right
Who did I play chat with these people?
I have to take, I don't have time to look, I don't have time to look, who did I, wait
I'll play Molly next time, I can switch stuff, Doc?
Mira was taken, Mira was taken, Mira was taken, I tried, Mira was taken, Mira was
taken.
He's already giving up on Siege.
This is the most fucked up beginner player experience I've ever had by far, just because
of how much bullshit Utiler is and how crazy the maps are.
It's the most by far fucked up beginner experience I've ever played.
I'm not gonna lie.
It just throws you right in, and there's, I guess it's because I'm starting so late,
there's like 50 fucking operators.
it's even more aids but wait I accidentally put the wrong thing on oh shit
I said this up I just want to be good looky looky don't fuck with that what
this window what can I shoot to this
What was that guy?
This wall, this wall though.
Wait, this is stupid. Wait, this character's stupid.
They're not gonna come, this guy's outside.
Yeah, but like why would I play why would I play mirror and unranked if
I'm gonna come here
Give me a chat
I feel like MIR is really broken.
I feel like this might be the most broken character in the game, I'm just thinking about it.
You put this near a wall, you just pre-fire like through the wall after seeing this kid,
like they're not broken.
Soft hedge above you, what do you mean?
Oh this?
I
Wanted to get in there
There was a guy up there?
What the fuck even is that?
Yeah, it's true.
That one's green.
Alright, okay, okay, okay.
There's a floor, I didn't know there was a floor that high.
Can you put bomb up there?
Watch below clips, guys.
Trust me, I've seen some of the clips.
I know, I know, I know how crazy people are at this game.
It's all map knowledge though, like literally. It's so much map knowledge like obviously their aim has to be good
But there's so much just map knowledge and just like knowing patterns of what players play
I swear it's what it is man. Like that's what separates the best players
How good you are just knowing what's likely to happen based on their playing and the patterns of the game is fucking knowing the match
Just like game sense, yeah
I didn't pick keep forgetting I keep forgetting I have to actually pay
attention this phase even though it feels like nothing's happening this phase
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb, you can switch on the top of your first second.
How do you count?
Switch on.
So you're gonna play the bravo.
The plurable drone that takes control of the electronic device is to destroy them after.
Wait, isn't that just broken to have multiple drones like that?
Like isn't Twitch and Brava just like really good because there's so many drones?
Wait... pause, I was not paying attention but did I just kill myself on Barbaroir?
What the fuck just happened?
Actually what just happened?
I forgot to put this three. I don't know if I like this big this big scope
My bravo a lot
I'm not sure if this tower is better than the other one.
Brother.
What is this? This room goes nowhere?
Wrong building.
Good knowledge, good knowledge.
I don't know what to do with it.
Just walk in front of me, bro.
You located a bomb.
You must recover the diffuser.
I'll meet that I didn't fix the cam
I
Think so yeah my fault my fault like you make fucking down my I called you yes, I ran mirrors bullets
I'm also not paying attention half the time
It's hard to stream bro. You want to actually interact with your channel?
The product welcome bro
Oh, my God.
Op-4 eliminated, all friendly.
fuck magnibre
yo brother, do you want anyone to shoot in the wind?
we need to locate a bomb
Okay, so far I feel like a like sledge kill because it's like familiar but I don't know
I'm brand new after the hour again
No idea
Bob is hard
I don't want to die here, bro.
Five seconds to go.
Yeah.
You like such play, Buck? Why?
We're the same?
We're really similar?
I just fit in here?
Guys should people with this shit?
I'm out.
I was flanking.
There was a camera above my head?
I don't know.
It's a really beginner friendly game.
There was a camera above my head.
I should have known that.
I should have known that there was a camera directly above my head.
What do you got?
It's a pretty beginner friendly game.
Yeah.
I'm glad to play Deimos. Why is that?
Deimos is a 1v1 character. You can track someone's lens, like an instant track.
the whole way, not like a scan, but it's scanned due to a 1v1.
And you, too.
Yeah, you guys are both, you guys can see each other. Hard things.
Use your drone to locate a bomb.
Yeah.
Drone has located a bomb.
Escape and watch tutorial on a gadget.
I don't see a thing.
Press B to select a revealed enemy.
Target an operator with the death mark.
So the target is anybody?
do you mean I don't have any what I what does this do
what does it go
so we see me the whole time
I
Alright spotted by scan awesome
Oh this thing
I'm not walking, let me climb up
Target him again?
How'd I pick the guy?
Gonna work?
Where, where, where, where, where?
I don't know
Everybody's low on air
Like, I don't need this shit
I guess I should have been targeting the same kid.
I'd even go lower.
Okay.
Awesome.
I just can't be arsed to slow walk the whole map.
I just can't be arsed to slow walk the whole map, I can't be honest.
I can't I can't slow-walk in time
The diffuser is no longer in your possession one friendly operator remaining
Drone you idiot I did what do you mean drone I did I
Did to enter but like I
Don't fight people I was told this character will get me fights
I
That's not real what I don't need to help aiming. I know to aim the people. I don't know the fucking match
How is that much gonna help me be locked in on any of people?
That's not gonna have learned the maps
That's gonna help me like
Kind of know who'll peek from better than how we learn where their shit is in the maps
I'm not gonna be paying attention to the map at all. I'm aiming. I'm telling you when I'm aiming
I'm not gonna say map at all. I didn't see us
I have to like actually walk around and just find it
When I'm playing DM I just pay it to my aim, that's it. I don't care what's happening in the room around me, bro
I'll play a DM. I'll play a DM, but
How do I make it just free for all and not team deathmatch though?
Yeah, obviously Crips, I know that.
My point is, if I'm playing DM, I'm not going to learn the map.
PM is not going to choose me shit, so I'm just going to pay attention to mine.
I know it's not the same as CS, but the general concept of aiming head level and premation
is the same, but everything else is different.
I believe it doesn't matter, I'm just done.
I feel better.
I mean three speeds ash or vehicle bro, we mean three speed
Did this game even have a tutorial?
Also, the DM in this game played like this ADS before ADS.
of
to
of
all bad
fuck
good like see I'm aiming I'm around the map I don't feel like I'm learning I'm
I don't feel like I'm learning the map, you know what I mean?
Is this a rank map?
of
the
that one lived a fucking game
Did everyone leave the fucking map for a second?
I actually got trolled like...
I can't find something for so long.
to my heart
I should have killed that guy, fuck
You're ahead of the enemy
I heard a Russell. I heard a Russell. What is that?
Damn bad aim
Hostiles pulled ahead
50 seconds left.
was the first of 30 chat that's not a name you haven't even know the map it's
I'm sitting on another map. Honestly, I'm finding my way through pre-aiming.
Five seconds.
Good enough?
Your aim is insane. Thank you.
I don't know. Chat.
okay this is the thing there's no abilities in this
and
like i can strictly just play off aim and just peek
pre-game shit and it's different this is different actually
it's different actually
i know my aim is good
that's why it's annoying when
you play this game and people are hiding on the floor in the fucking corners
you have to break 10
million bits of util
try clear house
does that do
clear house clear house
i want that
i do want to do one
origan
or
then is matter
by attacking them.
AI difficulty advanced or regular?
Advanced of aimbot?
All right, I'll go against.
it's an hour long, I won't do the whole hour, I'll just play a little bit, I wouldn't have
to do it for this. Eliminate a 0 out of 14 targets on the first floor, no. Alright.
Yeah
Oh my god, this is the same guy
Press tab. Oh, it pings everyone in the room, but that's kind of broken
Tells you where they are, okay, well, they're not too little, okay.
Is it the closest people to you?
Have I seen these walls?
I'm going to slide right?
Oh, I didn't reload though.
Wait, what?
Dang it.
He's learning, I don't feel like I'm learning the map like this, I'll be honest.
I feel like I'll learn the map best just running around the map and like looking at it
and like actually taking in what's happening on the map because
I know I could aim, I know I could pre-import.
I know I could do this.
It's not about that, it's...
I don't even remember where everything is on the map.
I just wanna walk around the map and learn, bro.
Landmark drill? What's the landmark drill?
That's what it'd be entertainment. We'll do in it. That's a serious sound
That's a serious thing like right now okay right now for example, I don't know where the circuit is in here
I gotta assume it's here and it's not
Like that that's my issue more than anything like I struggle to find the fucking staircase and there
Oh, shit.
Don't go rushing and learn the map.
I mean, yeah.
The problem is they're on an advance right now, so they just insta-kill me.
Fuckin' time to try and clear the map.
on the stairs
pistol goodness game
wait is the pistol one shot at the head as well
hold on
it's just a pistol
Wait, is the pistol just broken?
Yeah bro.
I'll go through this another time.
i thought the pistols like
you should have a place on the
i have
nine o'clock
again i think i'm a looks decent about
i don't know the uh...
i don't know the maps and i've got a lot of maps
i don't know maps
i have uh...
really want to know that
is like legitimately all the other
landmarks real to know the map of the latest where is it
Landmark drill, learn to navigate the map in the location of landmarks.
Okay, this is cool that they have, I just want to see what it looks like.
Try SMG12, what is that? What operator has SMG12?
I'm on defense though, which one on defense?
I saw little logos, I didn't know the logos, I like to even pick the fucking, like there's
so much shit, this is visual.
SMG12.
SMG12
What is SMG12? He has one minute. Oh, the kick is crazy, bruh
Holy fuck, the kick is... if I don't press anything, holy shit. That's crazy
Look at the kick on that
Yeah, yeah, I could see if you learned to recoil on that like you just
That's crazy
I can't get it's fucking insane bro
You're not supposed to full spray this on a zoom though, right? It's mostly like burst
I was standing at 242.
That's pretty far.
The bottom of the screen says we're to the left.
I'll let you stay for a minute.
I'll get a little help.
Okay.
The activate target device in...
That's here, right?
Oh, this is all this is?
Just learning where shit's at.
Okay, that's kinda good.
I mean, low-key, extremely boring.
But like...
It's kinda good.
Alright, so floor one.
So it shows me the stairs are...
Okay, this actually would help.
would help it's so fucking boring to do but it's actually without those but it's
there's are you lower
showers down your hall okay
I'm gonna get to the right okay this would help this legit would help yeah the
kick on the look at my mouse hand has to do everything to see it one mouse and
has to do to control the kick of this. Holy fuck. I'm guessing you don't hit me left or
right control just like right down. But yeah.
While in a fight that's pretty hard to do.
this is a secondary what's the primary in this wait the primary is good too what is
this there that's a cam what is this what is the ability on visual wait cams
don't spot this is this the one you guys just can't spot it
okay this guy's probably insane dude
yeah that kick is fucking ridiculous actually imagine a clip like I'm doing
Yeah, 10 bullets probably is like the tech here.
Stomp an SG-12 flip.
Stop an SG-12 clip.
Is it this one?
I saw it as I was praying.
Which one is it?
This one?
Conquer your time.
I know.
I should have premium.
I should have adblock.
I know.
I know I know I know Elbrook. Yeah, I know
Wait, is this the essence is this the SMG or that's G12
Holy shit the thing fries
It is kind of bad quality.
Dude, you should have control over this.
Hand to David 2 months ago.
Dude, is it less kick on control?
Or it has to be.
It has to be.
Cuz that's just hard to control on KVM
It's still a lot now of course of course, but I thought that's harder control
Wait, I didn't think about this you could smoke plant like in CS, bro
Why don't I think about this you could smoke plant
wait it's so good I've seen the clip guys I've seen the clip where you one taps in
a 1v1 and Jinx was watching
morning can see through smooth of course of course we have someone that is
fucking extra evasion bro why not throw in someone that has extra vision
dude that like it's not even a bad idea to just get reps going down cuz holy
fuck I mean that's just insane
chat isn't it important to learn like right now if I'm peeking this angle
let's say I'm peeking window NCS for example you obviously know lean it would
just be an ADP you just stay here you'd like just peek counter straight shoot
right in this game I'm assuming you lean is it the same thing like lean like
lean ADP like this is just peek at the prefire like peek at the close to the
possible because I just find or should you do like the I can't do it but like
lean lean back and then lean forward when you peak I can't do it I don't have
the tech for that like will this be fine at the start what do I have to know
like the lean cancel
because right now if I was doing this room I would just clear like this I
I would like clear this corner and then I would just clear like this, this, this, also, I have actually been the question about clearing this, so, like in CS for example, if I was clearing this room I would do like, big preamps like this, I would do like this preamp, like this, this, like this, like this, like this, like this, I feel like this game is more like, the aim is more like, I don't know it's kind of the same but it's a little different, like I'm tracking the angle more,
Did you see how I'm like tracing the angle when I peeking?
I feel like that's more of a habit than this game.
It's tracing better.
Just move it out.
Yeah, I can see that. If you guys are supposed to see what I'm talking about, it's like pre-aiming the big...
Like I would know all the angs that have pre-aimed this ang, for example.
Right?
But this game, it's like...
Just like, like just tracing the wall, I guess.
you
In today's video, we're going to compare different quick picks together and see if there's a difference
in terms of speed or difficulty.
We have normal pick, A&E pick, Bolo pick which goes back to old days when leaning was faster,
and at the end we have Charco's Void pick which is known by everyone and most of the
players do it.
I mean I hope they do it correctly at least.
If you're here to learn this pick, I only tell you the instructions.
That's insane.
The way that looks...
The way that looks is actually insane.
It depends on how to do it, but the second of all, it's fast.
As soon as you go back to get cover, you're ready to get back to the end with the test
at picking crowd speed and seems a bit slower.
you guys. And we also changed the operator from one speed to three speed to see if there's
a difference. And let's have a look side by side. Pause. So different operators have different
speeds what
speed and health so they've been held to not know this
alright so this is by far the least beginner friendly game on planet earth
maybe next like legal legends
Like the amount of just sheer bullshit you have to understand going into the game is kind of crazy
Is there anyone that makes good tutorials and see each guy's like is there anybody that makes throw that actually like makes sense when you win this to
Who would you recommend?
No fit
These five tips will instantly help you aim and gunfight like a champion or pro player.
I'm the pro coach for these.
These, these five tips will be super easy.
Do the facile is when you tighten an angle so much that you barely see a sliver of the
extremely advantageous to take these pixel fights.
It's extremely hard to fight these angles and it's super easy to punish people off
of pixel angles like this.
You see them cross and you can immediately pre-fire where they go.
So let's break down why this works.
I
Had a good thinking
Jiggle picking is counter-shaping an angle extremely fast to where they don't really have time to fully kill you
But you have time to gain full information on the enemy as you can see I barely have any don't skip that okay
They haven't laughed for long time
Sorry feeling it's actually extremely advantageous to take these pixel fun
it's extremely hard to fight these angles and it's super easy to punish people off of pixel
angles like this you see them cross and you can immediately pre-fire where they go yeah that makes
sense right down why this works lean perspective and other games like CSGO where you can't lean
you'll actually see that you can see often see their shoulders first before their heads and kind
of find out where they are on pixel angles like this but as you can see in Siege where my friend
is lean I can actually only see his head when I'm about to fight the angle meaning he has
The perfect gunfight on me, but be careful and make sure your pixelings are super tight because if you're wide out like this
He can actually see my shoulder before I see any part of him at all
I can barely see him right here, and he could just cut it
But isn't that because he's just closer? Isn't that because the angle fucking distance thing?
I guess because he's leaned here too, right? He's leaned
But then CS that's a thing too we're like you can see people before they see you
And this is why lean perspective is so important.
You should be leaning right when clearing this angle, but if I lean left you see I can't
see him at all, and if I walk up he'll always be able to see me before I see him.
So pixel angles are that strong, how do I counter them?
That brings us to our next tip, jiggle peaking.
Jiggle peaking is counter-stepping an angle extremely fast to where they don't really
have time to fully kill you, but you have time to gain full information on the
enemy.
To have a question about about this game and like speed and first bullet accuracy
Are you is your first bullet accurate no matter what like even if you're max speed?
Or do you have to like counter straight before you shoot?
No matter what so like mid jiggle peak
Even if I don't shoot at the tip of my jiggle, it's still gonna be accurate
You're gonna know exactly where you aim so it's just exactly what a radical is no matter what at all times
Every bullet is completely accurate
Every bullet's exactly what it equals. Okay, no matter your speed at all even if you're falling down
Can you ADS when falling down a hole? Yes or no?
No
Not anymore. Okay. I barely have any time to kill this guy and he's getting full information on me
and can prefire me at any time.
There are many variants of jiggling.
There's a classic AD jiggle.
There's a Shiko peek that a lot of high-level players use,
and there's even knife peeking.
But in this video, we're gonna focus on the AD peek.
So make sure you're abusing jiggle peeking
to check every single pixel angle
as we're clearing into rooms.
What character is this?
Oh, it's Alibi.
Wait, the fucking, if they get shot at ping somebody,
is that what it is?
if they get shot it pings the person who shot it
is that not like
very good i feel like that is super good
or is it obvious at a high level?
it's not that good
obvious
but if you play it sound like a good angle is it not good?
dog shit
okay
so if jiggling is so powerful
How do I counter it?
That brings us to our next point, pre-firing.
Due to Siege's one-shot headshot mechanic,
this is an extremely powerful tool to punish people
that are jiggling angles over and over and over again.
Pre-firing common power angles as well is extremely important.
Normally if I walk up this hallway without pre-firing,
this guy has an extremely free kill on me.
But if I make sure I'm pre-firing all the common
angles as I go, he stands no chance.
So what happens if a guy is super stubbornly fighting an angle like this?
I'm gonna teach you my pre-fire pattern, but you take away and make your own from this video.
Most guns in Siege have a 30 bullet mag, so you should have more than enough bullets to complete this pattern.
Here we say to the two ones.
Contact, I'm gonna immediately dump 5 to 10 bullets into the angle.
This will punish any low level players that immediately re-peak after a jiggle peek.
Then, I'm gonna do something called warning shots.
This will punish any silver, gold or plat players at like a repeat at regular intervals.
Finally, you want to leave a little bit of a gap between your last warning shot
and fully dump your mag into the angle.
I'm actually able to punish even the highest champ players with this
because they think they're safe when you leave that gap
but you're actually throwing them off with different timing.
So finally, when you put it all together, it should look something like this.
You can actually apply jiggling as well to this concept to make it very hard for the enemy to kill you.
Moving on to our 4th tip, let's add the next level to the game.
I feel like it's kind of like a feel thing, right? Like surely you're not doing that every single time.
Like, surely that's like a feel, like if someone's peeking in a certain way or you're seeing a player do something,
I feel like you don't have to think about that that seriously
Like yeah, I mean
It's it's probably his thing that that says feelin it seems to work
But yeah, I mean it's even the thing even a counter strike
I was that like if you're pre-firing angle and you stop for a second
Everyone use that timing to peak and then you can expect them to peak because you stop shooting for something
If I tickled this guy over and over standing he's gonna actually be able to pre-fire me super easily
What
Super easily if I jiggle this guy over and over standing he's gonna actually be able to pre-part me
Oh, that was the question of mine that like Jinx I don't think Jinx he really like
Understood what I was saying at the time because it's not I don't think it's a thing in Siege, but
In counter strike when you're holding an angle because speakers advantage is so bad
You have to AD
So like let's say I'm holding like
another example
Let's say I'm holding like this this angle. This is this is broken, right?
This is broken and holding this angle and CS you would do this
That way when they peek like you're not just a stationary target you're kind of like resetting peekers advantage and this game
I think it's terrible because two reasons you make hella noise and CS you can't make noise doing that and
I also just feel like you need a pre-fire like you're just gonna full get pre-farmed because you make all this noise
Because of the noise I think it just fucks everything. So is it better to just hold an hang that like I know some more something more like this
where they have to come in and
You know it's just not hanging and then you can just peek into them after once you hear the noise
It's better to play off the noise right like or like or like an angle like this
That would be better probably
And they just stay fully step like stay fully still
I'm just go this guns kick is fucking insane. I don't shoot it for a bit and I forget how insane the kick is on those guns
So every angle don't like jiggle just hold like, like this type for example, and then if they swing past and just peek
Also holding like crouch or standing better
Crouch or standing
Tense
So yeah going going left and right is doctrine this game when you're holding an anger, right?
Like this is this is ass. This is my like habit from cs because this is what you should do in cs
But if I'm like in a fight with some guy, like, if I'm in a fight with some guy, is
this bad?
Like, if this guy is like actively in a fight with me like fucking around, is it bad for
me to be like, kind of going like left and right, like this holding for him?
It's good, right?
Or is it better to just like sit on an angle and let him peek and then just like, while
he's...
Once he peeks I move kind of.
You know it's so different because you can move and shoot in this game.
So like every fight you should kind of be moving, right?
The entire fight.
The whole time I should be like moving into the peak.
I feel like that has changed so much.
I see what y'all are saying, so the bullets go exactly where you're like, crossing them.
No matter what.
Ah, cool.
It's so weird as a... that I'm gonna stop doing.
Well, is that even that?
I do this little like pre-ean thing sometimes. I feel like it's not even that bad.
Well, I just like do this.
I feel like it's not that bad, but it's like, probably better than this fucking 4p thing.
Because if I know this door was here, isn't that the fast way I can possibly peek that?
If I'm just clearing the hang, right?
I don't have the lean peek check guys, I don't have the lean peek.
I don't think I'll be able to learn that in time for the tournament.
to like in this situation in this room right you can go low and shoot people
like I wouldn't even think to do this because again it's just not like not even
the mechanic in what I'm used to but like there's a chance some someone's
probably playing like this back corner yeah I mean he's just hiding I could
probably just link you can just do that right it's fine
I think toggle or hold, it's toggle.
I don't think I'd be able to do hold on QE, and like have this control of what I'm doing.
You need it on hold, like toggle is fine.
I mean I could see it being good it's just like for me I just like if I'm gonna
peek this side I'm holding I'm being this way if I'm being this side I just
press it and just I just press the button quickly like that finger and
just moving the next way right right to hold the button whole time I feel like
it'd be hard
like toggled better now just thinking about it this gun dude this kick on this
gun what other what other characters have this gun
So it could be. It seems kind of good as well now.
The phone, it's the phone girl.
So does that make no, so
for don't be like, it makes people's phones ring, right? If you're, if you're the person, you hear it, like you literally hear the phone vibrating is that what it is?
So it kind of gives everyone's location away.
Is it not just fucking insane? Like everyone, everyone hears it?
Is it not just broken?
And you can hack cams?
I feel like it's just...
Guys, I had a lot for 7 hours.
I didn't think I'd be live this long, to be honest, today, but it was a lot of fun,
man.
You guys taught me a lot.
I had fun.
A lot of fun playing with Jinx, man.
A massive shout out to Jinx as always, bro.
Absolutely love Jinx, bro.
I think I'm going to get off.
I will be live tomorrow, obviously, I will be live at like 2pm EST, maybe we do that
one when it gets wrong soon, that would be cool to see what happens.
But regardless, we have that tournament coming up with R6 tournament coming up, 3v3 tournament.
If you guys don't know who's in it, I'll let you see.
I think Jinx said it, but it's absolutely stacked, bro.
And if we're doing a draft, that'll be a lot of fun.
It's Kuffoam, Veggie, Phanom, Sina, Loose, Yugi, Bruce, myself, Aiden, XQC, Silky, Klicks, Stable, Ronaldo, Riley, Zoink, Joe Bart, Arke, Jason, Naveen, Lacey, Rey, and Sketch.
That's going to be a banger. I think we're missing one person. I think, I think, I think Jynxie's dad is doing it as well.
I'm pretty sure Jynxie's dad's doing it as well. So that's going to be a lot of fun.
I think teams will be picked next week Saturday.
And I'm pretty sure Jinx is going to make me a team cap.
I have no idea who's good, no idea who to pick for that.
We're going to see what happens.
We're going to do a draft.
I think that's what he said.
We're going to do a draft on the 7th.
Yeah, it's going to be falling in.
Well, my pick, I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
It depends on the draft, right?
If I'm like 7th picked, I would definitely try to get like Plex, for example.
what we did with the FPS experience, but we'll see.
I just wanted to have fun with it ultimately.
I'm just happy Apogeex invited me, of course, to do it,
and it's gonna be a fun time.
Okay, I was crashing out a little bit,
let's be honest, I was crashing out a little bit of Siege.
The game's fun.
The game's fun, it's meant to tell you,
even Jynx was saying, even a champ,
it still tells him to stay.
Yeah, Klicks will probably be a cap,
he should be a captain, that's true.
but yeah it was a lot of fun let me let me rate somebody real quick guys thank
you guys for hanging out I appreciate it actually should be cap as well it probably
be like me Ron X clicks I don't know who else is getting in there I don't know
Alright, ready to read Richie?
Try to read Richie, guys.
Open the link in the new tab.
Alright, Richie.
Alright, Kat, I love you all so much.
Thank you so much for hanging out.
Thank you for the following.
I really do appreciate it.
I hope you guys like watching me play Siege.
I know I'm ass and I know the maps.
I'll try to learn a little bit more off-screen.
It's really all about learning the maps for me.
me, then I'm gonna have fun. But yeah, it was a lot of fun, man.
Chamed in the prime, appreciate y'all hanging out. Seriously, it does mean the world to me.
Thank you for the follows. I'm still getting the series. Again, I apologize for crashing
out sometimes at the Siege. It is a Tilted Game. It is a Tilted Game, especially at
the start. It's very Tilted. Love y'all. Enjoy your Arbidgestream, okay?
Oh yeah, it's a super strike, a lot to say. Love y'all, love y'all.
See you tomorrow 2pm, 2pm. Bye guys. Thanks for your good stream.
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