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Let me pause the muzzak. Let me pause the fucking muzzak. Let me pause the fucking muzzak"}, {"start": 242.96, "end": 245.16, "text": " Hello, everyone be honest"}, {"start": 246.64, "end": 250.64, "text": " Yo, be honest chat am I a fucking fart of fucking twitch dead ass"}, {"start": 251.34, "end": 255.36, "text": " Yo, it's dead ass, bro dead fucking ass man"}, {"start": 256.04, "end": 258.04, "text": " dead ass, bro"}, {"start": 258.04, "end": 260.88, "text": " Yo, bro, yo, dude"}, {"start": 260.88, "end": 265.34, "text": " Dude, dude, we're gonna react to a couple things."}, {"start": 265.34, "end": 266.84, "text": " We're gonna react to a couple things."}, {"start": 266.84, "end": 267.88, "text": " But they can see you."}, {"start": 267.88, "end": 270.4, "text": " Make, again, once again, they can see you."}, {"start": 271.52, "end": 272.36, "text": " All good."}, {"start": 273.78, "end": 275.44, "text": " You're so useless."}, {"start": 275.44, "end": 279.0, "text": " Do not ever call me useless a day in your fucking life."}, {"start": 279.0, "end": 281.15999999999997, "text": " Soundboard cues right now."}, {"start": 281.15999999999997, "end": 283.0, "text": " I don't have a fucking soundboard."}, {"start": 283.0, "end": 286.48, "text": " Yo, guys, I'll have you know."}, {"start": 286.48, "end": 288.42, "text": " I'll have you fucking know."}, {"start": 290.88, "end": 295.56, "text": " Like outlaw, bro. What do I even tell these fucking dumbasses in this shit?"}, {"start": 296.92, "end": 298.92, "text": " Well, listen"}, {"start": 299.2, "end": 300.96, "text": " Listen, right"}, {"start": 300.96, "end": 303.92, "text": " This is a crazy take is a crazy take I"}, {"start": 304.76, "end": 306.76, "text": " Got told before to the match"}, {"start": 307.44, "end": 311.28, "text": " Before the match they were like yo Ron. You're an all-star player today"}, {"start": 311.28, "end": 316.74, "text": " We don't want to put you into the game for too long because we don't want to make the game and too quick"}, {"start": 316.84, "end": 320.48, "text": " Okay, so that's number one so that's number one number one is"}, {"start": 320.88, "end": 325.18, "text": " No, no, no, you can count looking sideways me. You could do all you want, but you could sudden me"}, {"start": 325.18, "end": 326.56, "text": " You could do whatever you want, bro"}, {"start": 326.56, "end": 330.36, "text": " We'll go through a little bit of the clips whatever you want to do listen, bro"}, {"start": 330.36, "end": 334.58, "text": " All I know is that today we played great. We played great, bro"}, {"start": 334.58, "end": 339.2, "text": " That's we played great, bro. How many how many minutes did I have on the field or the pitch?"}, {"start": 339.2, "end": 342.62, "text": " It was like minimum like I don't know like 50 maybe like 60"}, {"start": 343.0, "end": 348.8, "text": " Maybe even 70. I don't know. I feel like we played great, bro. We played great. It was good times. It was good vibes"}, {"start": 348.8, "end": 353.48, "text": " Yeah, I think we had like 50 minutes on like that. You didn't score once. Yeah, so"}, {"start": 354.62, "end": 359.94, "text": " We're gonna talk about that. Don't worry. You're not safe to any of these viewers in the chat now one touch on the ball"}, {"start": 361.2, "end": 363.58000000000004, "text": " That's a lie. That's actually just dick riding so"}, {"start": 364.2, "end": 367.36, "text": " Outlaw can you find the guy who said that and just get rid of him? Just get rid of him"}, {"start": 367.36, "end": 369.48, "text": " Please it's kind of hard on this fucking MacBook, please"}, {"start": 370.6, "end": 377.68, "text": " That is a lie right there. That is that as a lie. Okay, you guys can spam these fucking fries emojis all you fucking want"}, {"start": 377.68, "end": 380.92, "text": " Bro, at least I'm not Jason the fucking being who misses a penalty shot"}, {"start": 381.64, "end": 386.44, "text": " True or no true or fucking no, bro. I don't know. I mean, I'm gonna be that guy. I'm gonna be that guy, bro"}, {"start": 386.44, "end": 388.08, "text": " I'm actually gonna be that guy"}, {"start": 388.08, "end": 389.2, "text": " listen"}, {"start": 389.2, "end": 391.2, "text": " We're gonna go through some clips"}, {"start": 391.40000000000003, "end": 395.68, "text": " First and foremost, I want to say shout out to the stable community shout out the brothers in the chat"}, {"start": 395.8, "end": 400.44, "text": " You guys fucking helped me so much even get to this fucking position. This is crazy"}, {"start": 400.44, "end": 404.04, "text": " This is actually crazy how I'm in London two years in a lot two years in a row"}, {"start": 404.04, "end": 410.16, "text": " Jason crashed out at the end of the day, but I'm still a fucking winner"}, {"start": 410.72, "end": 412.96000000000004, "text": " I don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying"}, {"start": 414.48, "end": 420.0, "text": " Dude, honestly, I dead ass hope I dead ass hope thank you for the gifted by the way"}, {"start": 420.0, "end": 425.36, "text": " I can't see names on my MacBook. I'm gonna I think when I'm back home chat should I upgrade from the MacBook to a real laptop"}, {"start": 425.52000000000004, "end": 430.72, "text": " But I never thought I would need this but like dead ass. It's like kind of impossible to fucking use"}, {"start": 430.72, "end": 436.38000000000005, "text": " Um, listen, um, I played fucking amazing."}, {"start": 436.38000000000005, "end": 438.64000000000004, "text": " We played fucking amazing."}, {"start": 438.64000000000004, "end": 441.34000000000003, "text": " Hopefully next year, maybe I get invited again."}, {"start": 441.34000000000003, "end": 443.54, "text": " If they do do it, uh, do you think they'll invite me?"}, {"start": 443.54, "end": 444.70000000000005, "text": " Be honest, you can be honest."}, {"start": 444.70000000000005, "end": 445.94000000000005, "text": " I can read the chat by the way."}, {"start": 445.94000000000005, "end": 446.94000000000005, "text": " I'm literally reading it."}, {"start": 446.94000000000005, "end": 447.94000000000005, "text": " I'm reading it."}, {"start": 447.94000000000005, "end": 448.94000000000005, "text": " You guys right here."}, {"start": 448.94000000000005, "end": 452.14000000000004, "text": " Um, no, no, no, absolutely not."}, {"start": 452.14000000000004, "end": 453.14000000000004, "text": " Due to water."}, {"start": 453.14000000000004, "end": 454.74, "text": " No, uh, absolutely not."}, {"start": 454.74, "end": 456.54, "text": " No, no, no, dude."}, {"start": 456.54, "end": 458.26000000000005, "text": " Honestly, clip this right now."}, {"start": 458.26, "end": 464.2, "text": " I realized during this charity match, bro, but it's time the great stable lock-in. I'm dead ass"}, {"start": 464.2, "end": 469.94, "text": " I think it's time. We do the great stable lock-in. Um, I don't know what it is. It triggered into me"}, {"start": 470.46, "end": 473.65999999999997, "text": " Bro, I want to lose weight. I want to get ripped"}, {"start": 473.65999999999997, "end": 480.02, "text": " I want to get in shape and honestly, bro. I want to start. Uh, I want to start practicing football off-stream"}, {"start": 480.34, "end": 485.09999999999997, "text": " No dead ass, bro. Dead ass. I want to do that. Y'all can suddenly y'all can, you know, kek with me"}, {"start": 485.1, "end": 490.34000000000003, "text": " All you fucking want. This is the sixth year in a row. You said that yo dumbass you haven't been watching me for six years"}, {"start": 490.34000000000003, "end": 492.34000000000003, "text": " So get that dick out of your mouth"}, {"start": 493.94, "end": 499.42, "text": " But I had a great conversation with Jinxie and he was telling me basically yo Ron"}, {"start": 499.42, "end": 502.42, "text": " I don't know. I feel like you should take this shit more serious"}, {"start": 503.1, "end": 504.62, "text": " You're a very good-looking dude"}, {"start": 504.62, "end": 506.62, "text": " I know you can get in shape and"}, {"start": 506.94, "end": 509.46000000000004, "text": " Honestly, I see map potential and you being one of the greatest"}, {"start": 509.82000000000005, "end": 513.3000000000001, "text": " Football streamers and I told him I'm like Jinxie. I appreciate that bro"}, {"start": 513.3, "end": 516.42, "text": " Like dead-ass you're my brother and all but like you don't got to say that shit"}, {"start": 516.42, "end": 519.76, "text": " You know I'm saying that that's just love but that's love, but that's dead-ass love"}, {"start": 521.28, "end": 526.9799999999999, "text": " Dude I had so much fun this event. I'm not even kidding. I got to hang out with all my friends got to see some people"}, {"start": 527.62, "end": 533.66, "text": " So yeah, shall we start reacting? Shall we start reacting? Hold on. Let me see if I can get ready hold on hold on"}, {"start": 533.66, "end": 540.18, "text": " Look at this ready. I know I know it's black. I know I know display capture hold on hold on hold on hold on"}, {"start": 540.18, "end": 542.18, "text": " Hold on how about window capture? Oh"}, {"start": 543.3, "end": 547.9799999999999, "text": " Sun look at this hold on hold on all right first things first"}, {"start": 548.8599999999999, "end": 554.04, "text": " Wow, man, you guys look fucking great dead ass you guys look fucking great. This is just nice man"}, {"start": 554.04, "end": 558.42, "text": " This is dead ass nice man. I missed this chat dead ass. I missed this chat, right y'all are"}, {"start": 559.06, "end": 564.8199999999999, "text": " Y'all are great. You wait you guys can't see this shit bro outlaw. What is with you, bro? You can't fix my shit"}, {"start": 564.8199999999999, "end": 566.8199999999999, "text": " You stupid bitch"}, {"start": 567.24, "end": 572.2199999999999, "text": " Fucking hell bro application capture built in retina who's who's retina?"}, {"start": 573.3000000000001, "end": 576.08, "text": " Wait so can you guys see my Chaterino right now? Yay or nay?"}, {"start": 581.96, "end": 582.7, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 582.7, "end": 585.5000000000001, "text": " Wait, Outlaw, what..."}, {"start": 586.0600000000001, "end": 588.08, "text": " Holy shit it's useless shit!"}, {"start": 588.7800000000001, "end": 589.48, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 590.4000000000001, "end": 592.5400000000001, "text": " What about now?"}, {"start": 592.86, "end": 593.7400000000001, "text": " Yay or nay?"}, {"start": 597.94, "end": 601.0600000000001, "text": " No, no, no!"}, {"start": 601.8000000000001, "end": 603.08, "text": " Wait, am I supposed to do..."}, {"start": 603.3000000000001, "end": 608.82, "text": " Nah, yeah, you're cooked out, you're deadass cooked."}, {"start": 608.82, "end": 612.0600000000001, "text": " Like who the fuck is using a MacBook for fucking streaming, bro?"}, {"start": 612.0600000000001, "end": 614.9000000000001, "text": " Holy shit, I deserve to fucking die."}, {"start": 614.9000000000001, "end": 615.9000000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 615.9000000000001, "end": 616.9000000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 616.9000000000001, "end": 620.98, "text": " Now we're good!"}, {"start": 620.98, "end": 622.46, "text": " Now we're good!"}, {"start": 622.46, "end": 624.5400000000001, "text": " Now we're actually good."}, {"start": 624.5400000000001, "end": 625.5400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 625.5400000000001, "end": 628.0200000000001, "text": " Yeah, now we're actually good."}, {"start": 628.0200000000001, "end": 630.5000000000001, "text": " Okay, Ron, you looked handsome during the charity match."}, {"start": 630.5000000000001, "end": 631.82, "text": " Thank you for a time, chatter."}, {"start": 631.82, "end": 635.5400000000001, "text": " much appreciated that's thank you so fucking much bro that ass thank you so"}, {"start": 635.5400000000001, "end": 641.7800000000001, "text": " much um let's see here I'm not cooking a meme a Nemo clip as my first thing of"}, {"start": 641.7800000000001, "end": 647.34, "text": " the day but we'll start with this shall we um okay can't believe we won dead ass"}, {"start": 647.34, "end": 653.82, "text": " series why the fuck is triple fucking T in my what is this why is triple T yo"}, {"start": 653.82, "end": 658.46, "text": " mood are calling bro this dude's interrupting my intro like I don't yo"}, {"start": 658.46, "end": 666.98, "text": " yo yo what what do you want bro you're a cheater I don't give a fuck fuck you"}, {"start": 666.98, "end": 671.84, "text": " Jesus fucking Christ that guy thinks yo holy fucking shit bro didn't he fucking"}, {"start": 671.84, "end": 677.14, "text": " cheat I saw this whole thing bro didn't he isn't he a fucking cheater holy shit"}, {"start": 677.14, "end": 682.26, "text": " bro holy fucking shit he's a cheater right he's a no good fucking dirty cheater"}, {"start": 682.26, "end": 686.1800000000001, "text": " he's a dirty fucking cheater bro I don't want to associate myself with that"}, {"start": 686.1800000000001, "end": 693.1400000000001, "text": " bro fuck you listen bro me Marlon and triple T did great out there dead ass I"}, {"start": 693.1400000000001, "end": 697.2600000000001, "text": " bro some were saying by the way I saw some tweets saying that I was mugging"}, {"start": 697.2600000000001, "end": 700.34, "text": " him during the match you know y'all don't have to be like that dead ass y'all"}, {"start": 700.34, "end": 705.7, "text": " don't have to dick-ride me that much but that but that's here is probably we'll"}, {"start": 705.7, "end": 710.22, "text": " watch my highlights after this mark my words stable or not it will score I'm"}, {"start": 710.22, "end": 715.6600000000001, "text": " gonna be honest with you who is this and why is his ass so fat I don't know who"}, {"start": 715.66, "end": 721.6999999999999, "text": " This is bro, but don't ever photoshop me on someone's butt like this ever again. Yeah, also by the way guys"}, {"start": 721.6999999999999, "end": 725.66, "text": " I saw Lacey's charity match highlights. It was one minute on"}, {"start": 729.3399999999999, "end": 733.9399999999999, "text": " Yo, I don't know if someone has the screenshot, but it was one minute"}, {"start": 734.18, "end": 739.74, "text": " It was one minute on YouTube like wait like what even is like I don't okay"}, {"start": 739.74, "end": 744.6999999999999, "text": " I don't want a dick ride, bro, but like hold on Lacey. Let me look at the Lacey"}, {"start": 744.7, "end": 750.22, "text": " One minute and three seconds"}, {"start": 758.74, "end": 764.34, "text": " But shout out lazy bro, bro, I don't know how bro. He got a 10 million view clip shout out Lacey man"}, {"start": 764.4200000000001, "end": 766.4200000000001, "text": " I'm excited to live with the guys"}, {"start": 766.4200000000001, "end": 768.4200000000001, "text": " I'm gonna do it!"}, {"start": 768.4200000000001, "end": 771.4200000000001, "text": " Bro, and dad got on a fucking private jet his rich ass dude."}, {"start": 771.4200000000001, "end": 773.4200000000001, "text": " Haha, far of everything."}, {"start": 773.4200000000001, "end": 775.4200000000001, "text": " Yo, why did I see a tweet?"}, {"start": 775.4200000000001, "end": 777.4200000000001, "text": " Why did I see a tweet?"}, {"start": 777.4200000000001, "end": 778.4200000000001, "text": " I think it's right here."}, {"start": 778.4200000000001, "end": 780.4200000000001, "text": " Yo, yeah, first of all, look at this tweet."}, {"start": 780.4200000000001, "end": 782.4200000000001, "text": " What is this dude?"}, {"start": 782.4200000000001, "end": 786.4200000000001, "text": " Like, why are people shit talking me behind my fucking back?"}, {"start": 787.4200000000001, "end": 789.4200000000001, "text": " Biggest regret pick from the graph."}, {"start": 789.4200000000001, "end": 790.4200000000001, "text": " You know what? I don't have one."}, {"start": 790.4200000000001, "end": 792.4200000000001, "text": " Because that would be unsportsmanlike."}, {"start": 792.4200000000001, "end": 795.4200000000001, "text": " I think everyone on the team is gonna do that bit."}, {"start": 795.4200000000001, "end": 797.4200000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 798.58, "end": 805.6200000000001, "text": " We didn't actually pick him he just got forced onto our thing. Yeah, dude. Are you dead ass like are you dead ass?"}, {"start": 805.6200000000001, "end": 807.1800000000001, "text": " Are you dead ass?"}, {"start": 807.1800000000001, "end": 812.2600000000001, "text": " How is this funny like bro these guys man these guys you're the last pick"}, {"start": 813.94, "end": 818.98, "text": " Mark my words, bro, you're gonna see a different side of stumble Roberto coming soon dead ass, bro"}, {"start": 818.98, "end": 824.58, "text": " Um, I also saw this right here stable or not oh broke down in tears after winning"}, {"start": 829.46, "end": 831.96, "text": " I'm gonna be honest, bro, I'll be honest"}, {"start": 832.98, "end": 837.78, "text": " Dude, we played crazy. We actually played crazy. Yo, what were my um?"}, {"start": 838.58, "end": 843.58, "text": " What were my like stats like did I have good stats like that us did I have good stats?"}, {"start": 845.34, "end": 847.22, "text": " What else did we miss what else did we miss?"}, {"start": 847.22, "end": 850.12, "text": " Actual burger look at my man Dante"}, {"start": 858.62, "end": 864.24, "text": " Yo son yo knock hands eyes actually we're proposing this dead ass. He's weird for posting this thing"}, {"start": 865.64, "end": 869.24, "text": " How did shoot a soccer ball for kids and beginners"}, {"start": 877.22, "end": 882.6800000000001, "text": " Yo, son, yeah, and oh my god, bro. This is during halftime. I was I"}, {"start": 883.2, "end": 888.52, "text": " Was explain yourself, bro. What do you mean, bro? I'm trying to learn how to kick the ball"}, {"start": 889.46, "end": 893.12, "text": " Well, you know why cuz dear dude during practice yesterday"}, {"start": 893.12, "end": 896.78, "text": " I was like bet I can shoot I could keep shooting blah blah blah and then"}, {"start": 897.5400000000001, "end": 903.9200000000001, "text": " Bro, I got into the game and I lost everything. I didn't understand how to fucking cheat. I blame out Lord Dennis, bro"}, {"start": 904.9200000000001, "end": 905.94, "text": " and"}, {"start": 905.94, "end": 911.4000000000001, "text": " Bro, oh Ron your actuation is on winning bro. Thank you. I love you man. I"}, {"start": 912.9000000000001, "end": 916.9200000000001, "text": " Knew you could do it, bro. I thought you never give up on a genuine cause man"}, {"start": 916.9200000000001, "end": 920.6800000000001, "text": " This is the stuff that happens. Thank you congrats man. Thank you and"}, {"start": 921.32, "end": 929.72, "text": " Everyone in your chat that or your community. Please be nice guys and spam W's friend, you know because this is a big old from"}, {"start": 930.44, "end": 933.32, "text": " Yeah, man, you know what ignore the haters, bro"}, {"start": 933.32, "end": 940.44, "text": " Epic and you're a W friend. Like I said, DMs are open and have a great day. We're on epic out."}, {"start": 941.1600000000001, "end": 943.1600000000001, "text": " Nice, very nice."}, {"start": 948.72, "end": 954.6800000000001, "text": " That's hard. Bro, me and Jason, bro. Classic duo. Love this guy, man."}, {"start": 955.84, "end": 961.6400000000001, "text": " No goals scored, 0-4 brovers, bro. First round in CS, first round in R6, 8 touches, meet the fard of Twitch."}, {"start": 963.32, "end": 972.94, "text": " Oh my fucking god, you're actually such a loser yo, someone's waiting outside yo, this is getting a little creepy"}, {"start": 973.32, "end": 981.5, "text": " Bro, this dude orn. I don't know how he's just always fucking here bro. Look at this picture my my girlfriend sent me"}, {"start": 982.4000000000001, "end": 984.4000000000001, "text": " Can I show a kid?"}, {"start": 984.6800000000001, "end": 992.12, "text": " Bro some fucking how somehow this dude this dude found Kimmy"}, {"start": 992.12, "end": 997.52, "text": " I don't know how I oopsies. I don't know how bro. Look at this fucking photo"}, {"start": 997.52, "end": 1003.3, "text": " He was just sit like by himself on the top of the fucking like"}, {"start": 1003.76, "end": 1007.84, "text": " What are you doing dude? Like dead ass? What is he doing?"}, {"start": 1008.84, "end": 1010.84, "text": " like"}, {"start": 1010.92, "end": 1013.8, "text": " Holy shit, dude get a grip"}, {"start": 1014.8, "end": 1020.22, "text": " That's weird. I mean, yeah, he's a fucking interesting. He's an interesting lad, bro"}, {"start": 1020.22, "end": 1022.22, "text": " Deadass he's an interesting fucking lad"}, {"start": 1022.98, "end": 1026.96, "text": " Gets to a fucking point, bro. Um time flies damn, bro"}, {"start": 1027.6200000000001, "end": 1031.66, "text": " We used to be so chopped. I'm so glad we're gonna look at now. We got look at this, bro"}, {"start": 1035.7, "end": 1039.02, "text": " Ron is gonna lose mine when he switched the cam when they wait"}, {"start": 1041.66, "end": 1044.7, "text": " To the camera not like me like deadass, bro"}, {"start": 1045.94, "end": 1048.34, "text": " Road to Shaw's parents thought he's actually crying"}, {"start": 1050.22, "end": 1056.22, "text": " They probably think I'm disabled, huh?"}, {"start": 1056.22, "end": 1062.06, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1062.06, "end": 1063.58, "text": " Hey Siri, how to kick a football."}, {"start": 1063.58, "end": 1069.14, "text": " Yo, this, oh my god, imagine watching a fucking match and in your free time you're going into"}, {"start": 1069.14, "end": 1074.66, "text": " stable fucking Ronaldo's twitter.com, finding me in the fucking livestream and just posting"}, {"start": 1074.66, "end": 1079.1000000000001, "text": " with a stupid caption for fucking 66 likes, bro."}, {"start": 1079.1, "end": 1081.9599999999998, "text": " 66 likes this is what you're doing like you're a dork"}, {"start": 1083.1399999999999, "end": 1087.9399999999998, "text": " Ron's highlight of the match. Oh my yo dude. Oh my fucking god like"}, {"start": 1089.8999999999999, "end": 1096.9399999999998, "text": " My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, they call me 002 zero goals zero assist two games brother"}, {"start": 1096.9399999999998, "end": 1102.2199999999998, "text": " I this chat is actually fucking so dumb bro dead ass Ron's just mumbling"}, {"start": 1102.22, "end": 1110.78, "text": " Yo, I don't- alright, bro. Things they are good at. Lacey, eating, rage baiting, being"}, {"start": 1110.78, "end": 1116.8600000000001, "text": " dumb. Ron, FPS shooter, brain rot, eating. Okay, I have a lot of talents, bro. Yo, this"}, {"start": 1116.8600000000001, "end": 1126.06, "text": " is stupid. This is deadass fucking stupid. Oh my gosh. Holy shit. Alright, let's start"}, {"start": 1126.06, "end": 1132.8999999999999, "text": " clicking on links shut wait let's start clicking on links brah fine let's start"}, {"start": 1132.8999999999999, "end": 1138.02, "text": " fucking clicking on links you said to show this clip after the match"}, {"start": 1138.02, "end": 1141.98, "text": " yeah someone actually saved this clip for me to react to after the charity"}, {"start": 1141.98, "end": 1145.94, "text": " match when we do it when we recap my name stable or an auto and I'll be playing"}, {"start": 1145.94, "end": 1152.62, "text": " in the Wembley Stadium in three days with 80 to 90,000 people at Marina mark my"}, {"start": 1152.6200000000001, "end": 1159.2600000000002, "text": " words right now clip this remind me straight after I'm scoring minimum one"}, {"start": 1159.2600000000002, "end": 1164.68, "text": " point I basically just let Marlon score a goal because I'm an idiot and I touched"}, {"start": 1164.68, "end": 1167.74, "text": " with my hand so now I'm probably gonna be in like one of those edits on TikTok and"}, {"start": 1167.74, "end": 1171.5800000000002, "text": " then the one chance I have against the goal it was number one it was offside to"}, {"start": 1171.5800000000002, "end": 1178.14, "text": " number two I don't know how to kick a ball son oh my god right Jinx he literally"}, {"start": 1178.14, "end": 1184.98, "text": " let me have it too wait I wasn't even wait was I even off sides at the end like"}, {"start": 1184.98, "end": 1194.26, "text": " son oh my god wait but how am I off how am I off sides all dressed aside if he"}, {"start": 1194.26, "end": 1199.98, "text": " caught up to me like stupid question like cuz look and then I did a weak ass"}, {"start": 1199.98, "end": 1209.06, "text": " fucking kick like weak-ass fucking kick because oh my god it's because I touched"}, {"start": 1209.06, "end": 1219.34, "text": " the ball is it cuz I touched the ball son you know bro sonion onion with a"}, {"start": 1219.34, "end": 1225.0, "text": " little bit of fun you know no you're a make-a-wish watch your fucking mouth dick"}, {"start": 1225.0, "end": 1228.48, "text": " Outlaw give me good tweets. Yeah, thank you. What is this?"}, {"start": 1229.28, "end": 1233.84, "text": " Okay, first and foremost, bro the score without me no troll chat"}, {"start": 1234.2, "end": 1240.64, "text": " Deadass the score without me playing would have been 1010. So I don't want to hear any type of disrespect. I played great, bro"}, {"start": 1241.28, "end": 1245.08, "text": " This shit was fucking phenomenal. So without me this shit would have been 1010"}, {"start": 1245.56, "end": 1246.76, "text": " so"}, {"start": 1246.76, "end": 1248.96, "text": " Yeah, and a mess was good y'all. I"}, {"start": 1249.68, "end": 1251.36, "text": " know there"}, {"start": 1251.36, "end": 1253.48, "text": " What did they rank me? What did they rank me here?"}, {"start": 1255.0, "end": 1259.04, "text": " 5.8 sun no I"}, {"start": 1260.64, "end": 1266.24, "text": " Somehow got above Jason above sketch above mr. Who's the boss and"}, {"start": 1269.64, "end": 1271.64, "text": " On pace"}, {"start": 1272.2, "end": 1274.2, "text": " Who wrote show I'd be"}, {"start": 1277.52, "end": 1279.52, "text": " Click on yourself"}, {"start": 1280.6, "end": 1283.64, "text": " Minutes play at 50 goals zero assist zero"}, {"start": 1285.0, "end": 1292.0, "text": " Accurate passes four out of five not a bad shout chances created zero conceded pet on easy one shots on target one"}, {"start": 1292.28, "end": 1294.96, "text": " Technically speaking. I have a hundred percent accuracy check"}, {"start": 1295.8, "end": 1300.62, "text": " Technically speaking eight touches. That's not even bad. That's actually not even bad"}, {"start": 1301.84, "end": 1303.76, "text": " Wait, there's a lot of zeros here. Is this bugged?"}, {"start": 1304.38, "end": 1306.38, "text": " Is this beat is this bugged?"}, {"start": 1306.64, "end": 1308.64, "text": " fouls committed one"}, {"start": 1308.64, "end": 1314.1000000000001, "text": " Yo, I put it on God, by the way the foul that I created chat no troll"}, {"start": 1314.2800000000002, "end": 1318.92, "text": " I'm dead serious the foul that I created bro this dude did I asked Danny"}, {"start": 1318.92, "end": 1322.5600000000002, "text": " I'm like yo, how do I slide tackle Danny goes? Oh, all you got to do is bro"}, {"start": 1322.5600000000002, "end": 1325.74, "text": " Just hit their legs mate. All you got to do is fucking hit their legs mate brother"}, {"start": 1325.74, "end": 1331.48, "text": " I go for his legs not realizing I'm in the box because he didn't specify that and he's like you fucking idiot"}, {"start": 1331.48, "end": 1333.92, "text": " Wanker bellowed you fucking dumb ass"}, {"start": 1334.68, "end": 1338.0, "text": " I'm like oh my fucking God, bro. Oh my fucking God"}, {"start": 1338.64, "end": 1345.2800000000002, "text": " My fucking god, bro, my baby cousin can kick a ball better than you fuck your baby cousin, bro. How about that? How about that?"}, {"start": 1345.2800000000002, "end": 1347.2800000000002, "text": " I don't give a fuck"}, {"start": 1347.72, "end": 1349.72, "text": " stable or not. Oh"}, {"start": 1350.5600000000002, "end": 1352.5600000000002, "text": " My son, bro"}, {"start": 1360.6000000000001, "end": 1363.5600000000002, "text": " Bro, that's AI it was AI knows"}, {"start": 1368.64, "end": 1382.88, "text": " It's AI bro, LAI, LAI is weird nowadays."}, {"start": 1382.88, "end": 1397.66, "text": " No bro, that's cheese, that's actually cheese, that's stinky fucking cheese bro, that's"}, {"start": 1397.66, "end": 1404.7, "text": " stinky cheese your highlights at stable ronardo how do i have eight minutes of"}, {"start": 1404.7, "end": 1410.14, "text": " highlight ziggie what did you highlight let's talk about any regrets i know that"}, {"start": 1410.14, "end": 1416.76, "text": " you said at the beach at their beachy they're not gone stable ronaldo"}, {"start": 1416.76, "end": 1422.5800000000002, "text": " was a mistake we were forced yo what's up with this narrative that they were"}, {"start": 1422.58, "end": 1427.58, "text": " force dude. Wait, did you change my fucking title to lowlights?"}, {"start": 1435.58, "end": 1437.58, "text": " Yeah, but I'm a man."}, {"start": 1438.58, "end": 1440.58, "text": " Nods, go away!"}, {"start": 1441.58, "end": 1444.58, "text": " And here he comes like a energized gazelle, stable Ronaldo."}, {"start": 1444.58, "end": 1448.58, "text": " It's knowledge! It's knowledge everybody makes them noise!"}, {"start": 1449.58, "end": 1451.58, "text": " Why is he keep calling me that?"}, {"start": 1451.58, "end": 1456.22, "text": " Bring it in, bring it in, nestle into my arm. So tell me, nestle him down from the haters,"}, {"start": 1456.22, "end": 1459.5, "text": " including your own team actually. I know you can't see how I was there."}, {"start": 1459.5, "end": 1464.1399999999999, "text": " It's a speech now to prove that you are about to prove the Intermediate Universe wrong here today."}, {"start": 1464.1399999999999, "end": 1469.4199999999998, "text": " Listen man, I was the last pick for a reason. I'm a star player. I'm better than everyone here."}, {"start": 1470.3, "end": 1475.26, "text": " If KSI gets in my way, I'm going to tackle him. If Deci gets in my way, I'm going to elbow him,"}, {"start": 1475.26, "end": 1477.26, "text": " It's chopped"}, {"start": 1477.36, "end": 1479.36, "text": " We love charity. Let's go"}, {"start": 1481.86, "end": 1486.66, "text": " The Super Bowl UFC in one speech, she's really nailed the footballing talk"}, {"start": 1495.36, "end": 1497.36, "text": " What"}, {"start": 1498.36, "end": 1504.02, "text": " By the way, I found out in the locker room that I was a striker last second. They didn't even tell me"}, {"start": 1504.02, "end": 1508.26, "text": " Basically, I wasn't supposed to even, I was supposed to be on the bench."}, {"start": 1508.26, "end": 1514.74, "text": " They basically, brothers dude, Kyle Friesey, he literally showed me the thing in the beginning"}, {"start": 1514.74, "end": 1515.74, "text": " of the game."}, {"start": 1515.74, "end": 1517.1, "text": " He was like, oh, this is where y'all are playing."}, {"start": 1517.1, "end": 1518.42, "text": " I was on the bench."}, {"start": 1518.42, "end": 1522.02, "text": " All of a sudden when we get out there, he's like, just kidding, by the way, you're a striker,"}, {"start": 1522.02, "end": 1523.02, "text": " you're this person."}, {"start": 1523.02, "end": 1524.74, "text": " He was giving everyone roles."}, {"start": 1524.74, "end": 1527.26, "text": " And I asked him, I'm like, well, I don't even know what a striker is, son."}, {"start": 1527.26, "end": 1532.78, "text": " To minimum to leave the line a court KSI and presumably angered into the back"}, {"start": 1532.78, "end": 1535.82, "text": " It's a good side people think that she's wearing the number zero"}, {"start": 1536.86, "end": 1539.42, "text": " Yeah, get off Jason, bro. It's kicking off"}, {"start": 1541.62, "end": 1543.62, "text": " Do the hey"}, {"start": 1543.6200000000001, "end": 1545.6200000000001, "text": " Get off my hand!"}, {"start": 1556.6200000000001, "end": 1560.6200000000001, "text": " Like bro, Deji's lucky bro, I let him have his little moment."}, {"start": 1560.6200000000001, "end": 1562.6200000000001, "text": " That's never gonna happen again."}, {"start": 1562.6200000000001, "end": 1566.6200000000001, "text": " And honestly, I don't know if it's leaked yet, but I'm pretty sure me and Jason might be sparring Deji."}, {"start": 1566.6200000000001, "end": 1569.6200000000001, "text": " When I get in that ring with you Deji, I'm gonna fuck you up."}, {"start": 1569.6200000000001, "end": 1574.5400000000002, "text": " I'm gonna actually fuck you up. You could to be one of some of the pitch, but when we have the gloves on what's gonna happen"}, {"start": 1575.38, "end": 1581.8200000000002, "text": " What's gonna happen bro dead ass? What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen? Absolutely fucking nothing. You're a dork, bro"}, {"start": 1581.8600000000001, "end": 1584.0600000000002, "text": " You're a fucking burger. You're a bellied"}, {"start": 1587.94, "end": 1590.22, "text": " I'm gonna die you're gonna die"}, {"start": 1592.3400000000001, "end": 1594.3400000000001, "text": " Wait, where am I here?"}, {"start": 1594.3400000000001, "end": 1595.3400000000001, "text": " HAYL-"}, {"start": 1595.3400000000001, "end": 1596.3400000000001, "text": " So I-"}, {"start": 1596.3400000000001, "end": 1597.3400000000001, "text": " And G-"}, {"start": 1597.3400000000001, "end": 1600.3400000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, why am I highlighted here?"}, {"start": 1600.3400000000001, "end": 1602.3400000000001, "text": " It's just a candy to a baby!"}, {"start": 1602.3400000000001, "end": 1604.3400000000001, "text": " You put a ball like that in your ankle, James!"}, {"start": 1604.3400000000001, "end": 1606.3400000000001, "text": " And he says, but who got it?"}, {"start": 1606.3400000000001, "end": 1608.3400000000001, "text": " Wait, Sidney, did you just get us to the 8-minute mark"}, {"start": 1608.3400000000001, "end": 1610.3400000000001, "text": " by putting another fucking hot-"}, {"start": 1612.3400000000001, "end": 1615.3400000000001, "text": " The Postman always delivers."}, {"start": 1616.3400000000001, "end": 1619.3400000000001, "text": " It's great to try and take a free kick of Chris MD."}, {"start": 1620.3400000000001, "end": 1621.3400000000001, "text": " I think that was a-"}, {"start": 1621.3400000000001, "end": 1622.3400000000001, "text": " Sun!"}, {"start": 1622.3400000000001, "end": 1624.3400000000001, "text": " I have a running highlight, are you?"}, {"start": 1624.3400000000001, "end": 1628.3400000000001, "text": " I'm just happy to be here, I've been watching since the first one, so you can just be in here and watch."}, {"start": 1628.3400000000001, "end": 1630.3400000000001, "text": " Yo, oh my days, I can't!"}, {"start": 1630.3400000000001, "end": 1632.3400000000001, "text": " Oh my god, bro, I thought they were going to call it, so I gave it up, bro."}, {"start": 1632.3400000000001, "end": 1633.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1633.3400000000001, "end": 1634.3400000000001, "text": " Fries me!"}, {"start": 1634.3400000000001, "end": 1636.3400000000001, "text": " Go back to Steven and Spencer in the commentary box."}, {"start": 1636.3400000000001, "end": 1640.3400000000001, "text": " Bro, I'm going to tie my hand around my back next time I play on some freaky shit."}, {"start": 1640.3400000000001, "end": 1643.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah, here's a present from Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1643.3400000000001, "end": 1644.3400000000001, "text": " Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1644.3400000000001, "end": 1645.3400000000001, "text": " Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1645.3400000000001, "end": 1646.3400000000001, "text": " Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1646.3400000000001, "end": 1647.3400000000001, "text": " Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1647.3400000000001, "end": 1648.3400000000001, "text": " Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1648.3400000000001, "end": 1649.3400000000001, "text": " Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1649.3400000000001, "end": 1650.3400000000001, "text": " Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1650.3400000000001, "end": 1651.3400000000001, "text": " Steven and Spencer."}, {"start": 1651.3400000000001, "end": 1655.3400000000001, "text": " Yeah, here's a breakaway now for the supplied bag of you."}, {"start": 1656.3400000000001, "end": 1659.3400000000001, "text": " And then I assisted fucking Marlin. I'm a fucking burger."}, {"start": 1661.3400000000001, "end": 1663.3400000000001, "text": " Bro, I got put in a black poll edit."}, {"start": 1664.3400000000001, "end": 1666.3400000000001, "text": " Next time, yeah, bro, I'm gonna play next time."}, {"start": 1675.3400000000001, "end": 1676.3400000000001, "text": " Hold on, what did I do here?"}, {"start": 1676.3400000000001, "end": 1681.3400000000001, "text": " Oh, I must have- Yes, Simon! Simon wanted me to score so bad."}, {"start": 1681.3400000000001, "end": 1686.3400000000001, "text": " Wait, that's off sides already?"}, {"start": 1686.3400000000001, "end": 1695.3400000000001, "text": " Oh my god. No. Oh my god."}, {"start": 1695.3400000000001, "end": 1703.3400000000001, "text": " This whole time I thought off sides is when you get the ball, you gotta wait to shoot until he passes you."}, {"start": 1703.3400000000001, "end": 1706.92, "text": " You so this whole time I've got to be behind him. Oh"}, {"start": 1711.0800000000002, "end": 1713.7200000000003, "text": " My god that explains a lot"}, {"start": 1716.0000000000002, "end": 1718.0000000000002, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1720.6000000000001, "end": 1723.2400000000002, "text": " Jinxie I sold bro. He knew it, too"}, {"start": 1724.1200000000001, "end": 1728.1200000000001, "text": " And then I had a weak ass fucking kick. I'm a burger"}, {"start": 1763.3400000000001, "end": 1768.38, "text": " I'm useless no dude come on positive affirmations look at me. I am a king"}, {"start": 1769.38, "end": 1771.94, "text": " I'm him. I'm gonna score six goals"}, {"start": 1773.7800000000002, "end": 1778.7400000000002, "text": " Stable Ronaldo you've got it. Okay, you've got the heart of a winner reminder. You don't need to call handballing yourself"}, {"start": 1780.38, "end": 1783.1200000000001, "text": " Thank you. Yeah, I'll kill you all that actually don't call"}, {"start": 1788.2600000000002, "end": 1790.2600000000002, "text": " Wait look at us"}, {"start": 1790.26, "end": 1792.26, "text": " Oh, he's still alive!"}, {"start": 1792.26, "end": 1793.26, "text": " Signed."}, {"start": 1793.26, "end": 1797.5, "text": " Bro, okay, so I was, what is this position, chat, what is it?"}, {"start": 1797.5, "end": 1802.34, "text": " The position called, where you're back, left, but you're watching like the middle, kind"}, {"start": 1802.34, "end": 1803.34, "text": " of."}, {"start": 1803.34, "end": 1804.34, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 1804.34, "end": 1805.34, "text": " What is that position called?"}, {"start": 1805.34, "end": 1807.18, "text": " I've heard that it's left-back."}, {"start": 1807.18, "end": 1812.26, "text": " So bro, I got put in left-back, and again, Danny told me, always be on Josh."}, {"start": 1812.26, "end": 1814.26, "text": " Always be on Josh, like Zerka."}, {"start": 1814.26, "end": 1816.26, "text": " So I was like, okay, bet, I'm gonna be on him."}, {"start": 1816.26, "end": 1819.22, "text": " So then Vic goes up, and then I'm on Vic."}, {"start": 1819.22, "end": 1823.8, "text": " And then, and then he's like, or then someone was like,"}, {"start": 1823.8, "end": 1825.34, "text": " oh, you should have been on Vic."}, {"start": 1825.34, "end": 1827.1000000000001, "text": " And I'm like, brother, son."}, {"start": 1827.1000000000001, "end": 1828.26, "text": " And he's like, bro, he's in the middle,"}, {"start": 1828.26, "end": 1830.02, "text": " but nobody was, look at this."}, {"start": 1830.02, "end": 1832.14, "text": " Nobody's on these two players, bro."}, {"start": 1833.42, "end": 1835.7, "text": " So then I'm on two different people now."}, {"start": 1837.82, "end": 1839.6200000000001, "text": " I have to, bro, I fucking had to."}, {"start": 1840.98, "end": 1842.26, "text": " Fuck him."}, {"start": 1842.26, "end": 1843.58, "text": " I don't regret it one bit."}, {"start": 1846.1000000000001, "end": 1846.94, "text": " Don't regret it."}, {"start": 1846.94, "end": 1856.94, "text": " We already saw this. AI bro, AI. KSI, get the fuck out of my face bro. That big ass fucking forehead."}, {"start": 1867.94, "end": 1870.94, "text": " That was all part of the script chat, they wanted me to do this."}, {"start": 1876.94, "end": 1878.94, "text": " That's me! Look at the pass!"}, {"start": 1878.94, "end": 1880.94, "text": " Wembley, how are you feeling?"}, {"start": 1880.94, "end": 1882.94, "text": " I'm over the moon frame. I'm absolutely buzzing."}, {"start": 1882.94, "end": 1884.94, "text": " I said to him before, you will score."}, {"start": 1884.94, "end": 1887.94, "text": " He got a look in the first half. I said, you're getting a big chance."}, {"start": 1887.94, "end": 1889.94, "text": " Oh, that's a great save."}, {"start": 1889.94, "end": 1891.94, "text": " But yeah, I'm buzzing. It's good. I scored."}, {"start": 1891.94, "end": 1894.94, "text": " I'm not going to lie. Right there, I thought I was actually about to get death threats in my DMs for fucking that up."}, {"start": 1894.94, "end": 1899.94, "text": " First one, I thought I'll set the standard, but then at the end of the day, I just want Ronald Jason to score now."}, {"start": 1899.94, "end": 1903.94, "text": " Exactly. And it's looking good for you guys. 6-5 at the moment."}, {"start": 1903.94, "end": 1904.94, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 1904.94, "end": 1905.94, "text": " Any more?"}, {"start": 1905.94, "end": 1908.94, "text": " Good pass to Marlon? Fuck you dude."}, {"start": 1914.94, "end": 1916.94, "text": " What else did I miss?"}, {"start": 1916.94, "end": 1918.94, "text": " Look at this fucking pass!"}, {"start": 1918.94, "end": 1922.94, "text": " Look at this pass by me. No troll. This is what training led to me. Look at this."}, {"start": 1924.94, "end": 1925.94, "text": " Bang!"}, {"start": 1929.94, "end": 1931.94, "text": " Look at that! Setting screens!"}, {"start": 1931.94, "end": 1933.94, "text": " I should have known what we'd never say to him."}, {"start": 1934.94, "end": 1936.94, "text": " You're setting screens good or no?"}, {"start": 1937.94, "end": 1938.94, "text": " Is that bad?"}, {"start": 1939.94, "end": 1940.94, "text": " Is that bad to set screens?"}, {"start": 1941.94, "end": 1942.94, "text": " Goodbye, guess it to JJ."}, {"start": 1942.94, "end": 1944.94, "text": " Serious amount of subscribers to those two."}, {"start": 1945.94, "end": 1946.94, "text": " Ooh, look at that through the leg!"}, {"start": 1947.94, "end": 1949.94, "text": " Through the leg, that was classic!"}, {"start": 1950.94, "end": 1951.94, "text": " Setting another screen!"}, {"start": 1952.94, "end": 1956.94, "text": " From the Spaniard, it's got 16 million subscribers."}, {"start": 1957.94, "end": 1958.94, "text": " Oh, what a turn!"}, {"start": 1958.94, "end": 1960.94, "text": " Yes, he says, goes long."}, {"start": 1960.94, "end": 1962.94, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, what is this?"}, {"start": 1966.78, "end": 1974.64, "text": " Yeah, he's just bad, bro. That's bad right there. No troll. I'm low-key tight chat. Okay"}, {"start": 1975.3, "end": 1982.6000000000001, "text": " Is it dick riding to say that low-key? I wish I could take a pen and the only reason I'm saying that is because the game was so"}, {"start": 1982.74, "end": 1986.5800000000002, "text": " Close with the pens and we were already up like with the pens"}, {"start": 1986.5800000000002, "end": 1990.06, "text": " We were already up, but everyone wanted me to take a pen like"}, {"start": 1990.94, "end": 1996.1000000000001, "text": " What is it called the opposite team like Marlon all them like they all wanted me to take a pen"}, {"start": 1996.5, "end": 2002.7, "text": " My team all wanted me to take a pen besides fucking KSI KSI chose them fucking the other dude shout out to him"}, {"start": 2003.14, "end": 2007.38, "text": " Mr. Boss he's still the goat. He's scoring one the game man. I was tight. I'm like, bro"}, {"start": 2007.5800000000002, "end": 2013.18, "text": " We're up blah blah blah Cal Freesie wanted me to take the pen Simon wanted me to take the pen like"}, {"start": 2014.14, "end": 2019.98, "text": " Everyone bro besides fucking KSI this stupid fuck man. I hate him so much. God damn it. Fuck you KSI"}, {"start": 2020.94, "end": 2026.54, "text": " But like I was like, bro, it was supposed to be so Lacey was gonna take a pen on the other side and adapt"}, {"start": 2026.94, "end": 2029.68, "text": " So I was like, oh my god, like this would be like perfect, bro"}, {"start": 2029.68, "end": 2032.8600000000001, "text": " Like we're already up a score. It's like, bro, we make this we already win and bro"}, {"start": 2032.8600000000001, "end": 2035.8200000000002, "text": " We were gonna win. I feel like all those penalties, but fuck it"}, {"start": 2041.54, "end": 2044.06, "text": " Yeah, we tried begging them we tried begging them"}, {"start": 2044.06, "end": 2048.06, "text": " You look at what he did in that game, it's not enough for me."}, {"start": 2048.06, "end": 2050.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2050.06, "end": 2052.06, "text": " And it's chance to win it."}, {"start": 2060.06, "end": 2062.06, "text": " Bro, like I would have scored this."}, {"start": 2062.06, "end": 2064.06, "text": " Oh my god, this is my moment."}, {"start": 2064.06, "end": 2066.06, "text": " 22 million subscribers by the way."}, {"start": 2066.06, "end": 2068.06, "text": " Shout out to him bro, he's fucking goaded."}, {"start": 2068.06, "end": 2070.06, "text": " We're still one."}, {"start": 2070.06, "end": 2072.06, "text": " But we were just up, we were already up two."}, {"start": 2072.06, "end": 2075.7999999999997, "text": " I was like a lot about tech you did score, bro. That's not me. That's my dad"}, {"start": 2076.06, "end": 2082.32, "text": " Has he got tech when it comes to football is to who's the boss up against someone with a Karen haircuts"}, {"start": 2082.44, "end": 2086.2999999999997, "text": " He wants to see the boss. This is XGC's mind. Look how close this is, right?"}, {"start": 2086.2999999999997, "end": 2091.06, "text": " I would have done top right bins top middle right bins top left bins top right bottom bins"}, {"start": 2091.06, "end": 2094.16, "text": " And I would have done mid bins and the top bins maybe crossbar bins back to me"}, {"start": 2094.16, "end": 2096.68, "text": " I would have hit the oh, I would have been on some swaggy trickshot shit"}, {"start": 2096.68, "end": 2099.7599999999998, "text": " I would have hit the crossbar, and then I would have headed it right in"}, {"start": 2099.76, "end": 2101.76, "text": " Wait, can you do that?"}, {"start": 2112.76, "end": 2114.76, "text": " Can't believe we did it."}, {"start": 2126.76, "end": 2128.76, "text": " Can't believe we did it."}, {"start": 2128.76, "end": 2130.76, "text": " We did it, bro. Two years in a row."}, {"start": 2138.76, "end": 2139.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2139.76, "end": 2140.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2140.76, "end": 2141.76, "text": " Well, I can't believe we did it."}, {"start": 2141.76, "end": 2143.76, "text": " Deadass, like, I actually can't believe we did it, bro."}, {"start": 2143.76, "end": 2144.76, "text": " This shit means something to me."}, {"start": 2144.76, "end": 2146.76, "text": " Deadass, we did it."}, {"start": 2147.76, "end": 2149.76, "text": " I was a viewer as much as you were there."}, {"start": 2149.76, "end": 2151.76, "text": " Yo, shut the fuck up, man."}, {"start": 2153.76, "end": 2155.76, "text": " Story repeats itself."}, {"start": 2158.76, "end": 2160.76, "text": " It's just so cringey."}, {"start": 2160.76, "end": 2161.76, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2161.76, "end": 2162.76, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2162.76, "end": 2163.76, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 2163.76, "end": 2164.76, "text": " Nice, bro."}, {"start": 2164.76, "end": 2166.76, "text": " Actually fucking nice."}, {"start": 2166.76, "end": 2167.76, "text": " Nice, bro."}, {"start": 2167.76, "end": 2168.76, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 2168.76, "end": 2169.76, "text": " Thank you for the gifted subs."}, {"start": 2169.76, "end": 2170.76, "text": " Um, smiley face."}, {"start": 2170.76, "end": 2171.76, "text": " I made it, Ron."}, {"start": 2171.76, "end": 2172.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2172.76, "end": 2174.76, "text": " Number 66 match today."}, {"start": 2174.76, "end": 2175.76, "text": " Brother."}, {"start": 2175.76, "end": 2176.76, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 2176.76, "end": 2178.76, "text": " I'm not even..."}, {"start": 2178.76, "end": 2182.76, "text": " Yo, link me in Nemo tweet one more time or TikTok."}, {"start": 2182.76, "end": 2185.76, "text": " Whatever the fuck, Twitch clip, you're banned, bro."}, {"start": 2185.76, "end": 2187.76, "text": " At stable or not a thick thinking"}, {"start": 2188.84, "end": 2192.0800000000004, "text": " Well, I don't really give a fuck about this bride just fucking played in front of it"}, {"start": 2192.48, "end": 2194.96, "text": " 90,000 people brother like one of the most big days of my day"}, {"start": 2195.6400000000003, "end": 2199.7200000000003, "text": " Biggest days of my life. Excuse me and you want me to sit here and react to fucking mood a cheating"}, {"start": 2199.7200000000003, "end": 2203.7200000000003, "text": " Well, fuck that big nose motherfucker, but he's a cheater. He's a dirty fucking cheater"}, {"start": 2204.28, "end": 2206.5200000000004, "text": " That ass this is how you tackle"}, {"start": 2208.92, "end": 2210.92, "text": " This kind of looks like"}, {"start": 2210.92, "end": 2215.92, "text": " Bro, I feel like I did that."}, {"start": 2215.92, "end": 2216.92, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 2216.92, "end": 2219.92, "text": " Wait, so that's allowed?"}, {"start": 2219.92, "end": 2225.92, "text": " Bro, I feel like me and him kind of played similar."}, {"start": 2225.92, "end": 2226.92, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 2226.92, "end": 2228.92, "text": " Does he watch me?"}, {"start": 2228.92, "end": 2230.92, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 2230.92, "end": 2231.92, "text": " I've got to say, bro."}, {"start": 2231.92, "end": 2233.92, "text": " Um, who is this?"}, {"start": 2233.92, "end": 2234.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2234.92, "end": 2237.92, "text": " Bro, who are these fucking two people, bro?"}, {"start": 2237.92, "end": 2239.92, "text": " Triple T and then you put fucking"}, {"start": 2239.94, "end": 2246.16, "text": " Who the fuck is that bro? Who the actual fuck is that man? Um, is there anything important that I miss before I?"}, {"start": 2246.6800000000003, "end": 2251.88, "text": " Watch another day real quick, but I love Jinxie bro. Me and him had another talk off stream. He's actually the goat"}, {"start": 2252.0, "end": 2257.26, "text": " I'm so happy for him dead ass. I love him, bro. He's dead as such a great fucking dude"}, {"start": 2258.6800000000003, "end": 2263.14, "text": " We need less streamers and more plumbers. Yeah, literally our community. I"}, {"start": 2263.14, "end": 2268.7799999999997, "text": " I will be challenging another community, Lacey's Thugs."}, {"start": 2268.7799999999997, "end": 2272.7799999999997, "text": " To a shimmy challenged community, to a Mog Tournament."}, {"start": 2272.7799999999997, "end": 2275.7799999999997, "text": " Okay, yeah, I'm 38 years old."}, {"start": 2275.7799999999997, "end": 2279.7799999999997, "text": " What the heck, I don't have any names to it."}, {"start": 2279.7799999999997, "end": 2281.7799999999997, "text": " You're home."}, {"start": 2281.7799999999997, "end": 2283.7799999999997, "text": " We've got a big E.S."}, {"start": 2283.7799999999997, "end": 2290.7799999999997, "text": " Oh my God, really, why is everything that I'm seeing just me Mogged, man?"}, {"start": 2290.78, "end": 2296.78, "text": " Haven't seen Ron play CS, but he's the goat in Fortnite, so I mean that transfers well. I'm sure he's gonna be fine"}, {"start": 2296.78, "end": 2301.1400000000003, "text": " Are you concerned about the oh, yeah, I'm playing in a CS LAN. I'm pretty sure with Ludwig"}, {"start": 2301.1400000000003, "end": 2303.34, "text": " I guess I'm on shrouds team the chemistry"}, {"start": 2303.34, "end": 2308.78, "text": " There's zero chance. I lose by the way unless he like the chaos that Ron can bring to a team zero chance"}, {"start": 2308.78, "end": 2313.46, "text": " Oh, I think I think we're gonna arrive in chaos. Okay me and Tim need to arrive in it"}, {"start": 2313.7400000000002, "end": 2318.6200000000003, "text": " There's actual zero fucking chance. I lose. I don't need to practice. Don't ever tell me to practice on CS"}, {"start": 2318.62, "end": 2321.38, "text": " Why did my notes app just open what if I had something weird in there?"}, {"start": 2322.66, "end": 2324.66, "text": " Sorry"}, {"start": 2325.18, "end": 2327.5, "text": " What else did I miss you are actually bad"}, {"start": 2330.54, "end": 2332.54, "text": " What does stable in auto really do"}, {"start": 2336.98, "end": 2342.3399999999997, "text": " Bro I was playing up bro cuz like I knew the ball was gonna come to me man, bro"}, {"start": 2343.58, "end": 2345.8199999999997, "text": " You guys just make fun of me man. What if I have"}, {"start": 2345.82, "end": 2354.38, "text": " I'm only guys. I'm only 23 years old, bro. Like go easy on me, man. Please I did see this, bro"}, {"start": 2354.38, "end": 2358.78, "text": " Yeah, I don't really know my London schedule. I'll be honest with you. I'm not ending right now"}, {"start": 2358.78, "end": 2361.34, "text": " But I don't really know my London schedule. I'll be honest"}, {"start": 2361.34, "end": 2364.3, "text": " I don't really have a set up. I thought we were all gonna be an Airbnb"}, {"start": 2364.3, "end": 2368.1000000000004, "text": " But no one was everyone got their own so we'll figure it out though"}, {"start": 2370.54, "end": 2375.2200000000003, "text": " When I'm with you when I'm not yo get this fucking freaky shit off my timeline, bro"}, {"start": 2375.2200000000003, "end": 2382.1800000000003, "text": " I don't care about the show me important shit. Oh my god, bro, Jens. What is this, bro? What's"}, {"start": 2382.82, "end": 2389.5400000000004, "text": " what's stable not? Oh my god, bro. How do I like how did I train and get worse? You know what it is?"}, {"start": 2389.5400000000004, "end": 2395.38, "text": " You know what it is, bro? It was strictly because it was strictly because this year I actually went"}, {"start": 2395.38, "end": 2400.42, "text": " for the ball and that's why my rating went down facts. That's facts. That's actual facts, bro."}, {"start": 2400.42, "end": 2403.42, "text": " My rating went down because I actually went for the ball this time."}, {"start": 2403.42, "end": 2405.42, "text": " I deadass went for the ball."}, {"start": 2405.42, "end": 2407.42, "text": " Wait, how did I get 50 minutes, by the way?"}, {"start": 2407.42, "end": 2409.42, "text": " I did not feel like I played for 50 minutes."}, {"start": 2409.42, "end": 2413.42, "text": " Maybe it's because all I was doing was just sitting in the back."}, {"start": 2413.42, "end": 2416.42, "text": " But, yeah."}, {"start": 2416.42, "end": 2421.42, "text": " Jinxie's dad got happy to see him scoring the sideman charity match."}, {"start": 2421.42, "end": 2423.42, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 2423.42, "end": 2425.42, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 2425.42, "end": 2427.42, "text": " Yes! Yes! He scored!"}, {"start": 2427.42, "end": 2440.1, "text": " Wow, bro. So beautiful. That's very nice, man. Very nice. Shout out, Junko Dad."}, {"start": 2440.1, "end": 2442.38, "text": " I mean, Mike, right, Mike?"}, {"start": 2442.38, "end": 2445.22, "text": " Um, Dante was hate-watching XQC?"}, {"start": 2445.22, "end": 2447.02, "text": " Heh heh heh."}, {"start": 2447.02, "end": 2447.8199999999997, "text": " Fetch!"}, {"start": 2447.8199999999997, "end": 2448.62, "text": " We're gonna be stuck!"}, {"start": 2448.62, "end": 2449.12, "text": " Fudge!"}, {"start": 2449.12, "end": 2450.3399999999997, "text": " What a run of the game!"}, {"start": 2450.3399999999997, "end": 2451.46, "text": " This one of the game!"}, {"start": 2451.46, "end": 2451.96, "text": " Fudge!"}, {"start": 2451.96, "end": 2452.46, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 2453.74, "end": 2455.62, "text": " I think I'm probably thinking about the juiciness."}, {"start": 2455.62, "end": 2457.22, "text": " You think you've never seen this?"}, {"start": 2457.22, "end": 2458.5, "text": " I think you'll be over!"}, {"start": 2458.5, "end": 2461.02, "text": " If I fuck about that and watch them, it's real risk!"}, {"start": 2461.02, "end": 2462.62, "text": " Stay thinkin' love is with two of them!"}, {"start": 2462.62, "end": 2463.62, "text": " Piss!"}, {"start": 2463.62, "end": 2465.62, "text": " Yeah, oh my god, Dante."}, {"start": 2465.62, "end": 2467.38, "text": " Heh heh heh."}, {"start": 2467.38, "end": 2469.58, "text": " Holy fuck, bro, chat."}, {"start": 2469.58, "end": 2473.42, "text": " oh my god brother son um lays what"}, {"start": 2476.14, "end": 2479.58, "text": " yo i don't know what the shit is bro is he trying to be like in the next twilight movie"}, {"start": 2479.58, "end": 2485.2599999999998, "text": " i'm like a little confused here like what is this man is he trying to be like what am i watching"}, {"start": 2485.2599999999998, "end": 2491.18, "text": " right now bro is he like he's trying to be in the next twilight movie like deadass bro and crazy"}, {"start": 2491.18, "end": 2497.18, "text": " far does he say anything he's like yeah you're on deck you're on deck fucking i think he's out"}, {"start": 2497.18, "end": 2503.18, "text": " drinking right now bro I swear um bro get this fucking shit out of my face"}, {"start": 2503.18, "end": 2509.7, "text": " bro dead ass um bro I'm actually excited when we get back chat um bro we're"}, {"start": 2509.7, "end": 2514.2999999999997, "text": " moving into the new house I'm pretty sure and then well we have a lot of a"}, {"start": 2514.2999999999997, "end": 2517.22, "text": " couple we have some cool things coming bro we actually have a lot of cool"}, {"start": 2517.22, "end": 2522.62, "text": " things coming up moving to the new house um bro I'm not gonna lie we really got"}, {"start": 2522.62, "end": 2525.98, "text": " to start a new group huh but this shit is I saw some tweets about it too but"}, {"start": 2525.98, "end": 2531.34, "text": " There's like so much potential bro like we all do our own thing and it's so crazy how big it is like"}, {"start": 2532.26, "end": 2535.54, "text": " We really got to do a new group. It's just gonna take some time"}, {"start": 2535.54, "end": 2541.58, "text": " But man this shit is just it is really crazy the BBL boys. Yeah, brother broad loan boys"}, {"start": 2541.58, "end": 2547.02, "text": " We might just have to make that happen, but dead ass also. Yeah, I am gonna go to Compton next month"}, {"start": 2547.02, "end": 2550.58, "text": " I'm pretty sure with Jason go it should be really fucking fun"}, {"start": 2550.62, "end": 2554.5, "text": " We're also gonna go to the diamond gym. I think next month possibly so"}, {"start": 2554.5, "end": 2558.5, "text": " So, um, wait, why else have I been GG, GG?"}, {"start": 2559.5, "end": 2560.5, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 2561.5, "end": 2562.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2563.5, "end": 2564.5, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 2564.5, "end": 2568.5, "text": " I'm going to the Diamond Gym and I'm going to J-Sync though, we're going to give back."}, {"start": 2568.5, "end": 2570.5, "text": " Never get, gave it him, bro?"}, {"start": 2570.5, "end": 2571.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2574.5, "end": 2575.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2578.5, "end": 2579.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2580.5, "end": 2581.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2584.5, "end": 2594.58, "text": " No, bro, let me know where you are, bro. Look, it's right here. Dude. It's right fucking here, man. I got you, dude."}, {"start": 2594.58, "end": 2600.34, "text": " This is my other jersey. I got you, bro. Come to my address, man. 3712 Broadland. Fuck. I'm a piece of shit."}, {"start": 2600.34, "end": 2607.38, "text": " I couldn't find him. But I couldn't find him. I did as couldn't find him. There's some kid wanted my cleats,"}, {"start": 2607.38, "end": 2611.94, "text": " and I said yes, and then I'm not gonna lie. His ass, I heard him when I came back out, like when we were leaving."}, {"start": 2611.94, "end": 2613.94, "text": " Run! Run! Give me your cleats!"}, {"start": 2613.94, "end": 2616.94, "text": " And I'm like low-key the bro these fit me way too well"}, {"start": 2616.94, "end": 2619.66, "text": " I think I'm gonna keep these and I just kind of kept my head down and just"}, {"start": 2619.66, "end": 2623.94, "text": " Walked right past bro. I'm a piece of shit. I'm dead ass a piece of shit, bro"}, {"start": 2623.94, "end": 2627.3, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I dead ass this kid dead ass one of them"}, {"start": 2627.3, "end": 2631.86, "text": " It was some little ass kid, bro, and I'm like, bro these low-key fit me really well, man"}, {"start": 2631.86, "end": 2634.18, "text": " These are nice. You're weird"}, {"start": 2635.94, "end": 2637.94, "text": " Fog man, my bad"}, {"start": 2638.58, "end": 2641.7000000000003, "text": " We did it boys yo who the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 2643.94, "end": 2648.2400000000002, "text": " What what the fuck is this bro who the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 2649.62, "end": 2651.62, "text": " the fuck"}, {"start": 2653.14, "end": 2655.86, "text": " Just pissed me off bro Kequah"}, {"start": 2657.7400000000002, "end": 2659.7400000000002, "text": " What"}, {"start": 2663.78, "end": 2667.54, "text": " You could tell he's nervous on God, I wasn't nervous this year. I wasn't nervous"}, {"start": 2668.26, "end": 2673.1, "text": " No troll you guys could say cap you guys could do whatever you want on my soul this year"}, {"start": 2673.1, "end": 2678.14, "text": " I wasn't nervous last year. I was super fucking nervous. I didn't want to touch the ball didn't want anything this year"}, {"start": 2678.14, "end": 2682.3, "text": " I just fucking where I'm telling you guys I got to get in the lab. I just got to get in the lab"}, {"start": 2682.3, "end": 2685.82, "text": " It's simple as that. You know why I got to do this for me. I don't got to do this for the Sidemen"}, {"start": 2685.82, "end": 2690.34, "text": " I don't got to do this for nobody. I got to get in the fucking lab and literally"}, {"start": 2690.86, "end": 2696.88, "text": " Deadass just play every day, bro. Me and Boba. We're going from we're going to zero to Grandmaster in"}, {"start": 2696.88, "end": 2702.0, "text": " and soccer. She's gonna teach me. I'm gonna get coaches to teach me. I'm gonna get Marlin"}, {"start": 2702.0, "end": 2707.96, "text": " to teach me. Bro, zero to a thousand. I'm gonna become the greatest. Ain't that right,"}, {"start": 2707.96, "end": 2723.52, "text": " Baba? Baba? Just lying. Nice. I'm so excited to get back from London. I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 2723.52, "end": 2729.0, "text": " I'm in London for like five more days. I don't know what streams to expect so don't get too upset with me"}, {"start": 2737.12, "end": 2738.52, "text": " But uh"}, {"start": 2738.52, "end": 2743.96, "text": " I'm gonna figure it out. I think I might do one with XQC. We might do chat. I've got some bangers lined up"}, {"start": 2743.96, "end": 2745.96, "text": " We might do a Nando's bug bang. I'm just kidding"}, {"start": 2746.08, "end": 2750.8, "text": " But don't be don't like, you know, don't get mad at me. Just trust me when I get listen"}, {"start": 2750.8, "end": 2756.8, "text": " Okay, give me fairs guys. Give me fairs symbols that when I move into the new house"}, {"start": 2756.8, "end": 2760.96, "text": " I promise you I'll be streaming every single day way more. Okay"}, {"start": 2761.48, "end": 2766.4, "text": " Way fucking more way more. I'm not ending right now. I'm not ending right now, but I'm just saying I'm gonna stream way more"}, {"start": 2766.6800000000003, "end": 2772.6400000000003, "text": " Okay, just let me just lock in you guys know how shit this fucking house is and how it's not cap. I will lie"}, {"start": 2772.64, "end": 2774.64, "text": " He"}, {"start": 2778.56, "end": 2785.72, "text": " My Jason actually had a chance with the penalty and he's sold brah. I know I know that's eating him alive dead ass"}, {"start": 2785.72, "end": 2790.0, "text": " I know it's eating it. That would kill me brah. I like I hate to dig the hole deeper"}, {"start": 2790.0, "end": 2794.8799999999997, "text": " But man, I would actually be like well, I wouldn't I would never give up. I would just always think about that"}, {"start": 2795.92, "end": 2798.2, "text": " So what do you want to do you want to listen to the negative ones?"}, {"start": 2798.2000000000003, "end": 2802.6200000000003, "text": " bro fuck this mutagabra he's a cheater he's a dirty fucking cheater can I get"}, {"start": 2802.6200000000003, "end": 2813.6000000000004, "text": " a retweet what is this horny ass commentators"}, {"start": 2813.6, "end": 2815.6, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2826.08, "end": 2829.74, "text": " Okay, I mean that's gonna be me one day, but don't don't say damn just yet. That's gonna be me"}, {"start": 2830.0, "end": 2834.08, "text": " Bro, I can't wait. I'm dead ass that no troll. I actually can't wait till I get a six pack"}, {"start": 2834.08, "end": 2836.68, "text": " Oh my god, it's gonna be over. Everyone's gonna be"}, {"start": 2837.2, "end": 2841.52, "text": " It's just actually fucking over bro stable or not. I was on FIFA card. Oh"}, {"start": 2841.52, "end": 2848.56, "text": " We've got the one and four Sidemen charity match player pick and honestly I don't know if this is sick"}, {"start": 2848.56, "end": 2849.56, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 2849.56, "end": 2850.56, "text": " Or utterly disgust"}, {"start": 2850.56, "end": 2852.56, "text": " Bother with this of course the first"}, {"start": 2852.56, "end": 2853.56, "text": " Wait does you?"}, {"start": 2853.56, "end": 2854.56, "text": " There's one"}, {"start": 2854.56, "end": 2855.56, "text": " Oh brah I'm done"}, {"start": 2855.56, "end": 2861.56, "text": " Who has said don't cook me up next we've got an American we've got stable Ronaldo"}, {"start": 2861.56, "end": 2862.56, "text": " Oh brah I'm done"}, {"start": 2862.56, "end": 2867.56, "text": " Who is seriously logging on and using a stable Ronaldo card"}, {"start": 2867.56, "end": 2870.56, "text": " I'm telling you nobody do this is the biggest scam in history"}, {"start": 2870.56, "end": 2878.02, "text": " Yo, yo, yo dude dude, what's up with this fucking dick writer, bro? Are you fucking dead ass? Who's using a stable Renoto card?"}, {"start": 2878.38, "end": 2879.58, "text": " But there"}, {"start": 2879.58, "end": 2884.24, "text": " Alrighty on to number three at least we don't can't get everyone's using a stable Renoto card"}, {"start": 2886.64, "end": 2890.2, "text": " Well, I'm a rank 88 that's pretty good. That's like the brawn"}, {"start": 2893.6, "end": 2895.6, "text": " What is this"}, {"start": 2895.6, "end": 2906.64, "text": " bro this yeah this shit kills me bro like what am I right he's just"}, {"start": 2906.64, "end": 2911.92, "text": " mocking dude like what do they say in the comments like brutal right it's"}, {"start": 2911.92, "end": 2919.96, "text": " brutal brutal it's 1 a.m. stable bro it is 1 30 where I'm do I have a lot of you"}, {"start": 2919.96, "end": 2926.18, "text": " UK motherfuckers, by the way, do I got to start on I did see that the shit's fucked up"}, {"start": 2926.18, "end": 2930.12, "text": " I said you don't have to like sneak over bro getting fucking hit. I'm not reacting to shit right now though"}, {"start": 2931.18, "end": 2933.18, "text": " Bro, I have a lot of UK viewers"}, {"start": 2933.62, "end": 2936.82, "text": " Bro, I'm thinking about doing something where I once a week minimum"}, {"start": 2936.82, "end": 2944.26, "text": " Like I feel like I stream super early like 5 a.m. Pacific Coast time like so I can stream for my London audience or like you"}, {"start": 2944.26, "end": 2951.38, "text": " EU audience like just one day during the week like I don't know I know the viewership might not be as crazy"}, {"start": 2951.38, "end": 2954.34, "text": " And it might not be it, but I kind of want to do just for people because like I feel like"}, {"start": 2955.0200000000004, "end": 2958.7000000000003, "text": " No shot. I mean Brad just feel like you know you should you should bro a"}, {"start": 2959.94, "end": 2962.1800000000003, "text": " Driver died bro. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2962.98, "end": 2964.98, "text": " Rest in peace, bro"}, {"start": 2974.26, "end": 2999.76, "text": " My back."}, {"start": 2999.76, "end": 3000.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3000.76, "end": 3008.76, "text": " No way, they're DDoSing me."}, {"start": 3008.76, "end": 3010.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3010.76, "end": 3012.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3012.76, "end": 3016.76, "text": " If you can hear me type hi."}, {"start": 3016.76, "end": 3020.76, "text": " No way, are you rid of me?"}, {"start": 3020.76, "end": 3024.76, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3024.76, "end": 3026.76, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3026.76, "end": 3030.3, "text": " No, bro it says I'm lagging outlaw"}, {"start": 3032.6000000000004, "end": 3034.6000000000004, "text": " No"}, {"start": 3034.88, "end": 3036.88, "text": " No"}, {"start": 3036.88, "end": 3038.88, "text": " No"}, {"start": 3042.76, "end": 3044.76, "text": " No"}, {"start": 3045.1600000000003, "end": 3047.1600000000003, "text": " No"}, {"start": 3053.8, "end": 3055.8, "text": " Close tabs maybe hold"}, {"start": 3056.76, "end": 3061.5200000000004, "text": " We back me hose"}, {"start": 3063.0, "end": 3065.0, "text": " Are we good chatter now?"}, {"start": 3065.8, "end": 3067.8, "text": " Are we good?"}, {"start": 3068.36, "end": 3073.92, "text": " You can't see it, but I know you can't see but my shit's got going in and out. Oh my god in and out sounds so good right now"}, {"start": 3073.92, "end": 3075.92, "text": " Oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 3076.0400000000004, "end": 3078.0400000000004, "text": " And that sounds so fucking good"}, {"start": 3080.4, "end": 3082.4, "text": " You know that"}, {"start": 3082.4, "end": 3091.2000000000003, "text": " Um, was I gonna say before kind of aft if it lagged? Yeah. Um, you look good, bro. Thank you so much, Juno time underscore"}, {"start": 3091.2000000000003, "end": 3096.7000000000003, "text": " Thank you, bro. I'm chat. I'm gonna probably go to the chicken shop with Boba. We're gonna go to the chicken shop"}, {"start": 3096.7000000000003, "end": 3098.7000000000003, "text": " So yeah, should be kind of nice, bro"}, {"start": 3099.4, "end": 3101.2000000000003, "text": " badass"}, {"start": 3101.2000000000003, "end": 3106.6, "text": " Your Instagram post is almost at 200k bro shout out to the fucking community, bro. Y'all are fucking crazy"}, {"start": 3106.6, "end": 3113.7599999999998, "text": " Don't get jumped. Yo stop putting knife emoji. Yo this knife emoji shit when I come to the UK actually has to end"}, {"start": 3113.7599999999998, "end": 3119.38, "text": " It's fucking cringe, bro. Stop spamming that shit in my chat. Like you know, actually you're still stupid"}, {"start": 3120.96, "end": 3124.56, "text": " You're a fuck you all jokes aside, bro, I"}, {"start": 3125.24, "end": 3127.04, "text": " Know I'd say this a lot, but man"}, {"start": 3127.04, "end": 3132.2999999999997, "text": " I'm actually like so grateful for you guys like this shit is just like crazy. It's lagging"}, {"start": 3132.3, "end": 3139.82, "text": " I'll just real quick, but it's actually so crazy that like we get to go out here two years in a row, bro"}, {"start": 3139.82, "end": 3144.26, "text": " I gotta do I gotta go harder, bro. I got a stream more shit fucking shit that s"}, {"start": 3146.34, "end": 3150.1400000000003, "text": " Will probably end because it is an hour and I don't know why the internet's going in and out"}, {"start": 3150.1400000000003, "end": 3154.34, "text": " I'm gonna go to my new hotel tomorrow, so I'll have better in it. Maybe I'll do another desktop"}, {"start": 3154.34, "end": 3158.46, "text": " I think I'm gonna get another monitor. I'm gonna see bro. I look you I might get a new laptop, bro"}, {"start": 3158.46, "end": 3160.46, "text": " I don't know if I should get him that keep a MacBook"}, {"start": 3160.46, "end": 3163.1, "text": " Um, but bro dead ass"}, {"start": 3163.82, "end": 3168.64, "text": " All right live tomorrow son in bra. I don't know when I'm gonna be live. I'm gonna be honest with you"}, {"start": 3168.64, "end": 3172.34, "text": " It's gonna be fucking random. I think I think I'm guaranteed"}, {"start": 3173.66, "end": 3177.2200000000003, "text": " Hold on, bro. I hate streaming in London because so like all over the place"}, {"start": 3177.2200000000003, "end": 3179.86, "text": " But I think the 21st and the 22nd I'm streaming"}, {"start": 3179.86, "end": 3180.98, "text": " I'm doing a desi stream"}, {"start": 3180.98, "end": 3185.7400000000002, "text": " I think with Jason and then I think me and Jason are also doing a toby stream me we planned it together"}, {"start": 3185.7400000000002, "end": 3190.34, "text": " When we were at broad lawn 3-7-1-2 broad lawn we were in broad lawn"}, {"start": 3191.1000000000004, "end": 3195.6600000000003, "text": " We planned two streams together. So yeah, so it's not leeching. We actually planned together"}, {"start": 3195.6600000000003, "end": 3200.2000000000003, "text": " Thank you because we like doing stuff together. Fuck you. I think Lacey might join. I don't know if he's streaming"}, {"start": 3200.2000000000003, "end": 3202.2000000000003, "text": " I think he said he's doing a lot of YouTube videos"}, {"start": 3204.98, "end": 3206.5400000000004, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 3206.5400000000004, "end": 3211.34, "text": " Jinch, bro. I was supposed to do a stream with Jinch joining the Bobboys or whatever also everything"}, {"start": 3212.1800000000003, "end": 3215.28, "text": " But he didn't respond to me. We're Jason about it. Keqwa"}, {"start": 3215.7400000000002, "end": 3217.7400000000002, "text": " We'll figure it out"}, {"start": 3220.34, "end": 3224.2200000000003, "text": " Adapt yeah, that's went right back on a fucking private jet. Oh, nay"}, {"start": 3224.94, "end": 3226.94, "text": " Yeah, I mean I often just ask I"}, {"start": 3227.6200000000003, "end": 3232.0200000000004, "text": " Excuses true. I just ask him bro. I said to ask him if anything"}, {"start": 3233.3, "end": 3237.82, "text": " Guys, I'm gonna come back out. I think by myself in June"}, {"start": 3237.82, "end": 3243.3, "text": " I think after wait when does World Cup start it starts in June. I low key want to do it before"}, {"start": 3243.3, "end": 3249.6200000000003, "text": " before the World Cup starts, like low-key, before the World Cup starts, I want to come"}, {"start": 3249.6200000000003, "end": 3257.1000000000004, "text": " back out to either, not London, but I think I want to go to the Netherlands and I think"}, {"start": 3257.1000000000004, "end": 3260.7400000000002, "text": " I want to go to Germany, so that should be pretty fun."}, {"start": 3260.7400000000002, "end": 3266.54, "text": " But I mean, what we have lined up right now is I should be doing a Deji stream, a Tobi"}, {"start": 3266.54, "end": 3273.74, "text": " stream. Then when we get back from London, it's a GeoGuessr tournament that Joe Bartoloz"}, {"start": 3273.74, "end": 3279.94, "text": " is putting up. It's like a $100,000 GeoGuessr tournament. And then I know the 26 is a CS"}, {"start": 3279.94, "end": 3287.2599999999998, "text": " Go Ludwig LAN. Me and him are playing on a LAN and then I'm pretty sure I might take"}, {"start": 3287.2599999999998, "end": 3294.22, "text": " a day off to get in the new house. So like move some stuff. So yeah. Compton is next"}, {"start": 3294.2200000000003, "end": 3296.2200000000003, "text": " I'm setting up with Jason go"}, {"start": 3297.6600000000003, "end": 3299.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah, so"}, {"start": 3300.82, "end": 3305.3, "text": " Crazy fucking it lays the same the good life, but he's out drinking bro. I fucking when I am"}, {"start": 3307.46, "end": 3309.46, "text": " W long stream"}, {"start": 3309.94, "end": 3311.94, "text": " W long stream"}, {"start": 3313.3, "end": 3315.86, "text": " But I actually love this community so much"}, {"start": 3315.86, "end": 3320.5000000000005, "text": " I know I say it so much man, but brother shit is so amazing that I get to do this the fucking fun"}, {"start": 3321.1800000000003, "end": 3322.5800000000004, "text": " like"}, {"start": 3322.58, "end": 3326.22, "text": " Fucking go to chat you guys are actually go to go to this fuck"}, {"start": 3327.02, "end": 3328.2599999999998, "text": " Dead ass"}, {"start": 3328.2599999999998, "end": 3333.06, "text": " I'm excited man. I'm dead ass excited for the future. I'm excited for this new house, too"}, {"start": 3333.06, "end": 3338.52, "text": " I hope that we do a new group. I really do. I think we are but I really hope it goes through"}, {"start": 3343.8199999999997, "end": 3345.8199999999997, "text": " If we don't dead ass"}, {"start": 3345.82, "end": 3353.42, "text": " Wait, I just realized by the way Garcia they were the five gifted did silky ever fucking"}, {"start": 3353.42, "end": 3358.2200000000003, "text": " go live for watch the match."}, {"start": 3358.2200000000003, "end": 3365.46, "text": " Bro, this dude silky literally said he didn't want to come to the UK because he was going"}, {"start": 3365.46, "end": 3373.9, "text": " to do this big green screen thing for the fucking UK and he came up fries bro."}, {"start": 3373.9, "end": 3376.2400000000002, "text": " and he had me set up his, yo woosh!"}, {"start": 3376.2400000000002, "end": 3379.08, "text": " Dude, he said he had this whole, yo!"}, {"start": 3384.94, "end": 3385.78, "text": " All right, y'all."}, {"start": 3388.62, "end": 3390.54, "text": " I love you, awesome."}, {"start": 3390.54, "end": 3393.32, "text": " Other than that, shout out to the stable."}, {"start": 3395.06, "end": 3396.46, "text": " Join the Twitter, comment, exclamation mark, comment."}, {"start": 3396.46, "end": 3398.7400000000002, "text": " And then also, bro, go like my Instagram posts"}, {"start": 3398.7400000000002, "end": 3400.42, "text": " and go comment, say, hear from stream."}, {"start": 3400.42, "end": 3402.6600000000003, "text": " Maybe put a cat, go, I don't know."}, {"start": 3402.66, "end": 3404.18, "text": " Love you boys, see you soon."}]}