you
I
Wait, let me see if I can pull up my chat holds everyone hold everyone holds everyone holds
Hold on
I'm a little on now
Give me a minute bang
Bang, bang, bang, and bang.
No, it's black.
Wait, wait, can y'all see this?
Can y'all see this?
Can y'all see?
Yes, yay.
What's up y'all?
My fucking god, we're on the Macbook. Let me pause the muzzak. Let me pause the fucking muzzak. Let me pause the fucking muzzak
Hello, everyone be honest
Yo, be honest chat am I a fucking fart of fucking twitch dead ass
Yo, it's dead ass, bro dead fucking ass man
dead ass, bro
Yo, bro, yo, dude
Dude, dude, we're gonna react to a couple things.
We're gonna react to a couple things.
But they can see you.
Make, again, once again, they can see you.
All good.
You're so useless.
Do not ever call me useless a day in your fucking life.
Soundboard cues right now.
I don't have a fucking soundboard.
Yo, guys, I'll have you know.
I'll have you fucking know.
Like outlaw, bro. What do I even tell these fucking dumbasses in this shit?
Well, listen
Listen, right
This is a crazy take is a crazy take I
Got told before to the match
Before the match they were like yo Ron. You're an all-star player today
We don't want to put you into the game for too long because we don't want to make the game and too quick
Okay, so that's number one so that's number one number one is
No, no, no, you can count looking sideways me. You could do all you want, but you could sudden me
You could do whatever you want, bro
We'll go through a little bit of the clips whatever you want to do listen, bro
All I know is that today we played great. We played great, bro
That's we played great, bro. How many how many minutes did I have on the field or the pitch?
It was like minimum like I don't know like 50 maybe like 60
Maybe even 70. I don't know. I feel like we played great, bro. We played great. It was good times. It was good vibes
Yeah, I think we had like 50 minutes on like that. You didn't score once. Yeah, so
We're gonna talk about that. Don't worry. You're not safe to any of these viewers in the chat now one touch on the ball
That's a lie. That's actually just dick riding so
Outlaw can you find the guy who said that and just get rid of him? Just get rid of him
Please it's kind of hard on this fucking MacBook, please
That is a lie right there. That is that as a lie. Okay, you guys can spam these fucking fries emojis all you fucking want
Bro, at least I'm not Jason the fucking being who misses a penalty shot
True or no true or fucking no, bro. I don't know. I mean, I'm gonna be that guy. I'm gonna be that guy, bro
I'm actually gonna be that guy
listen
We're gonna go through some clips
First and foremost, I want to say shout out to the stable community shout out the brothers in the chat
You guys fucking helped me so much even get to this fucking position. This is crazy
This is actually crazy how I'm in London two years in a lot two years in a row
Jason crashed out at the end of the day, but I'm still a fucking winner
I don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying
Dude, honestly, I dead ass hope I dead ass hope thank you for the gifted by the way
I can't see names on my MacBook. I'm gonna I think when I'm back home chat should I upgrade from the MacBook to a real laptop
But I never thought I would need this but like dead ass. It's like kind of impossible to fucking use
Um, listen, um, I played fucking amazing.
We played fucking amazing.
Hopefully next year, maybe I get invited again.
If they do do it, uh, do you think they'll invite me?
Be honest, you can be honest.
I can read the chat by the way.
I'm literally reading it.
I'm reading it.
You guys right here.
Um, no, no, no, absolutely not.
Due to water.
No, uh, absolutely not.
No, no, no, dude.
Honestly, clip this right now.
I realized during this charity match, bro, but it's time the great stable lock-in. I'm dead ass
I think it's time. We do the great stable lock-in. Um, I don't know what it is. It triggered into me
Bro, I want to lose weight. I want to get ripped
I want to get in shape and honestly, bro. I want to start. Uh, I want to start practicing football off-stream
No dead ass, bro. Dead ass. I want to do that. Y'all can suddenly y'all can, you know, kek with me
All you fucking want. This is the sixth year in a row. You said that yo dumbass you haven't been watching me for six years
So get that dick out of your mouth
But I had a great conversation with Jinxie and he was telling me basically yo Ron
I don't know. I feel like you should take this shit more serious
You're a very good-looking dude
I know you can get in shape and
Honestly, I see map potential and you being one of the greatest
Football streamers and I told him I'm like Jinxie. I appreciate that bro
Like dead-ass you're my brother and all but like you don't got to say that shit
You know I'm saying that that's just love but that's love, but that's dead-ass love
Dude I had so much fun this event. I'm not even kidding. I got to hang out with all my friends got to see some people
So yeah, shall we start reacting? Shall we start reacting? Hold on. Let me see if I can get ready hold on hold on
Look at this ready. I know I know it's black. I know I know display capture hold on hold on hold on hold on
Hold on how about window capture? Oh
Sun look at this hold on hold on all right first things first
Wow, man, you guys look fucking great dead ass you guys look fucking great. This is just nice man
This is dead ass nice man. I missed this chat dead ass. I missed this chat, right y'all are
Y'all are great. You wait you guys can't see this shit bro outlaw. What is with you, bro? You can't fix my shit
You stupid bitch
Fucking hell bro application capture built in retina who's who's retina?
Wait so can you guys see my Chaterino right now? Yay or nay?
No?
Wait, Outlaw, what...
Holy shit it's useless shit!
Wait
What about now?
Yay or nay?
No, no, no!
Wait, am I supposed to do...
Nah, yeah, you're cooked out, you're deadass cooked.
Like who the fuck is using a MacBook for fucking streaming, bro?
Holy shit, I deserve to fucking die.
Oh!
Now we're good!
Now we're actually good.
Okay.
Yeah, now we're actually good.
Okay, Ron, you looked handsome during the charity match.
Thank you for a time, chatter.
much appreciated that's thank you so fucking much bro that ass thank you so
much um let's see here I'm not cooking a meme a Nemo clip as my first thing of
the day but we'll start with this shall we um okay can't believe we won dead ass
series why the fuck is triple fucking T in my what is this why is triple T yo
mood are calling bro this dude's interrupting my intro like I don't yo
yo yo what what do you want bro you're a cheater I don't give a fuck fuck you
Jesus fucking Christ that guy thinks yo holy fucking shit bro didn't he fucking
cheat I saw this whole thing bro didn't he isn't he a fucking cheater holy shit
bro holy fucking shit he's a cheater right he's a no good fucking dirty cheater
he's a dirty fucking cheater bro I don't want to associate myself with that
bro fuck you listen bro me Marlon and triple T did great out there dead ass I
bro some were saying by the way I saw some tweets saying that I was mugging
him during the match you know y'all don't have to be like that dead ass y'all
don't have to dick-ride me that much but that but that's here is probably we'll
watch my highlights after this mark my words stable or not it will score I'm
gonna be honest with you who is this and why is his ass so fat I don't know who
This is bro, but don't ever photoshop me on someone's butt like this ever again. Yeah, also by the way guys
I saw Lacey's charity match highlights. It was one minute on
Yo, I don't know if someone has the screenshot, but it was one minute
It was one minute on YouTube like wait like what even is like I don't okay
I don't want a dick ride, bro, but like hold on Lacey. Let me look at the Lacey
One minute and three seconds
But shout out lazy bro, bro, I don't know how bro. He got a 10 million view clip shout out Lacey man
I'm excited to live with the guys
I'm gonna do it!
Bro, and dad got on a fucking private jet his rich ass dude.
Haha, far of everything.
Yo, why did I see a tweet?
Why did I see a tweet?
I think it's right here.
Yo, yeah, first of all, look at this tweet.
What is this dude?
Like, why are people shit talking me behind my fucking back?
Biggest regret pick from the graph.
You know what? I don't have one.
Because that would be unsportsmanlike.
I think everyone on the team is gonna do that bit.
Yeah
We didn't actually pick him he just got forced onto our thing. Yeah, dude. Are you dead ass like are you dead ass?
Are you dead ass?
How is this funny like bro these guys man these guys you're the last pick
Mark my words, bro, you're gonna see a different side of stumble Roberto coming soon dead ass, bro
Um, I also saw this right here stable or not oh broke down in tears after winning
I'm gonna be honest, bro, I'll be honest
Dude, we played crazy. We actually played crazy. Yo, what were my um?
What were my like stats like did I have good stats like that us did I have good stats?
What else did we miss what else did we miss?
Actual burger look at my man Dante
Yo son yo knock hands eyes actually we're proposing this dead ass. He's weird for posting this thing
How did shoot a soccer ball for kids and beginners
Yo, son, yeah, and oh my god, bro. This is during halftime. I was I
Was explain yourself, bro. What do you mean, bro? I'm trying to learn how to kick the ball
Well, you know why cuz dear dude during practice yesterday
I was like bet I can shoot I could keep shooting blah blah blah and then
Bro, I got into the game and I lost everything. I didn't understand how to fucking cheat. I blame out Lord Dennis, bro
and
Bro, oh Ron your actuation is on winning bro. Thank you. I love you man. I
Knew you could do it, bro. I thought you never give up on a genuine cause man
This is the stuff that happens. Thank you congrats man. Thank you and
Everyone in your chat that or your community. Please be nice guys and spam W's friend, you know because this is a big old from
Yeah, man, you know what ignore the haters, bro
Epic and you're a W friend. Like I said, DMs are open and have a great day. We're on epic out.
Nice, very nice.
That's hard. Bro, me and Jason, bro. Classic duo. Love this guy, man.
No goals scored, 0-4 brovers, bro. First round in CS, first round in R6, 8 touches, meet the fard of Twitch.
Oh my fucking god, you're actually such a loser yo, someone's waiting outside yo, this is getting a little creepy
Bro, this dude orn. I don't know how he's just always fucking here bro. Look at this picture my my girlfriend sent me
Can I show a kid?
Bro some fucking how somehow this dude this dude found Kimmy
I don't know how I oopsies. I don't know how bro. Look at this fucking photo
He was just sit like by himself on the top of the fucking like
What are you doing dude? Like dead ass? What is he doing?
like
Holy shit, dude get a grip
That's weird. I mean, yeah, he's a fucking interesting. He's an interesting lad, bro
Deadass he's an interesting fucking lad
Gets to a fucking point, bro. Um time flies damn, bro
We used to be so chopped. I'm so glad we're gonna look at now. We got look at this, bro
Ron is gonna lose mine when he switched the cam when they wait
To the camera not like me like deadass, bro
Road to Shaw's parents thought he's actually crying
They probably think I'm disabled, huh?
Oh my god.
Hey Siri, how to kick a football.
Yo, this, oh my god, imagine watching a fucking match and in your free time you're going into
stable fucking Ronaldo's twitter.com, finding me in the fucking livestream and just posting
with a stupid caption for fucking 66 likes, bro.
66 likes this is what you're doing like you're a dork
Ron's highlight of the match. Oh my yo dude. Oh my fucking god like
My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, they call me 002 zero goals zero assist two games brother
I this chat is actually fucking so dumb bro dead ass Ron's just mumbling
Yo, I don't- alright, bro. Things they are good at. Lacey, eating, rage baiting, being
dumb. Ron, FPS shooter, brain rot, eating. Okay, I have a lot of talents, bro. Yo, this
is stupid. This is deadass fucking stupid. Oh my gosh. Holy shit. Alright, let's start
clicking on links shut wait let's start clicking on links brah fine let's start
fucking clicking on links you said to show this clip after the match
yeah someone actually saved this clip for me to react to after the charity
match when we do it when we recap my name stable or an auto and I'll be playing
in the Wembley Stadium in three days with 80 to 90,000 people at Marina mark my
words right now clip this remind me straight after I'm scoring minimum one
point I basically just let Marlon score a goal because I'm an idiot and I touched
with my hand so now I'm probably gonna be in like one of those edits on TikTok and
then the one chance I have against the goal it was number one it was offside to
number two I don't know how to kick a ball son oh my god right Jinx he literally
let me have it too wait I wasn't even wait was I even off sides at the end like
son oh my god wait but how am I off how am I off sides all dressed aside if he
caught up to me like stupid question like cuz look and then I did a weak ass
fucking kick like weak-ass fucking kick because oh my god it's because I touched
the ball is it cuz I touched the ball son you know bro sonion onion with a
little bit of fun you know no you're a make-a-wish watch your fucking mouth dick
Outlaw give me good tweets. Yeah, thank you. What is this?
Okay, first and foremost, bro the score without me no troll chat
Deadass the score without me playing would have been 1010. So I don't want to hear any type of disrespect. I played great, bro
This shit was fucking phenomenal. So without me this shit would have been 1010
so
Yeah, and a mess was good y'all. I
know there
What did they rank me? What did they rank me here?
5.8 sun no I
Somehow got above Jason above sketch above mr. Who's the boss and
On pace
Who wrote show I'd be
Click on yourself
Minutes play at 50 goals zero assist zero
Accurate passes four out of five not a bad shout chances created zero conceded pet on easy one shots on target one
Technically speaking. I have a hundred percent accuracy check
Technically speaking eight touches. That's not even bad. That's actually not even bad
Wait, there's a lot of zeros here. Is this bugged?
Is this beat is this bugged?
fouls committed one
Yo, I put it on God, by the way the foul that I created chat no troll
I'm dead serious the foul that I created bro this dude did I asked Danny
I'm like yo, how do I slide tackle Danny goes? Oh, all you got to do is bro
Just hit their legs mate. All you got to do is fucking hit their legs mate brother
I go for his legs not realizing I'm in the box because he didn't specify that and he's like you fucking idiot
Wanker bellowed you fucking dumb ass
I'm like oh my fucking God, bro. Oh my fucking God
My fucking god, bro, my baby cousin can kick a ball better than you fuck your baby cousin, bro. How about that? How about that?
I don't give a fuck
stable or not. Oh
My son, bro
Bro, that's AI it was AI knows
It's AI bro, LAI, LAI is weird nowadays.
No bro, that's cheese, that's actually cheese, that's stinky fucking cheese bro, that's
stinky cheese your highlights at stable ronardo how do i have eight minutes of
highlight ziggie what did you highlight let's talk about any regrets i know that
you said at the beach at their beachy they're not gone stable ronaldo
was a mistake we were forced yo what's up with this narrative that they were
force dude. Wait, did you change my fucking title to lowlights?
Yeah, but I'm a man.
Nods, go away!
And here he comes like a energized gazelle, stable Ronaldo.
It's knowledge! It's knowledge everybody makes them noise!
Why is he keep calling me that?
Bring it in, bring it in, nestle into my arm. So tell me, nestle him down from the haters,
including your own team actually. I know you can't see how I was there.
It's a speech now to prove that you are about to prove the Intermediate Universe wrong here today.
Listen man, I was the last pick for a reason. I'm a star player. I'm better than everyone here.
If KSI gets in my way, I'm going to tackle him. If Deci gets in my way, I'm going to elbow him,
It's chopped
We love charity. Let's go
The Super Bowl UFC in one speech, she's really nailed the footballing talk
What
By the way, I found out in the locker room that I was a striker last second. They didn't even tell me
Basically, I wasn't supposed to even, I was supposed to be on the bench.
They basically, brothers dude, Kyle Friesey, he literally showed me the thing in the beginning
of the game.
He was like, oh, this is where y'all are playing.
I was on the bench.
All of a sudden when we get out there, he's like, just kidding, by the way, you're a striker,
you're this person.
He was giving everyone roles.
And I asked him, I'm like, well, I don't even know what a striker is, son.
To minimum to leave the line a court KSI and presumably angered into the back
It's a good side people think that she's wearing the number zero
Yeah, get off Jason, bro. It's kicking off
Do the hey
Get off my hand!
Like bro, Deji's lucky bro, I let him have his little moment.
That's never gonna happen again.
And honestly, I don't know if it's leaked yet, but I'm pretty sure me and Jason might be sparring Deji.
When I get in that ring with you Deji, I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna actually fuck you up. You could to be one of some of the pitch, but when we have the gloves on what's gonna happen
What's gonna happen bro dead ass? What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen? Absolutely fucking nothing. You're a dork, bro
You're a fucking burger. You're a bellied
I'm gonna die you're gonna die
Wait, where am I here?
HAYL-
So I-
And G-
Wait, wait, why am I highlighted here?
It's just a candy to a baby!
You put a ball like that in your ankle, James!
And he says, but who got it?
Wait, Sidney, did you just get us to the 8-minute mark
by putting another fucking hot-
The Postman always delivers.
It's great to try and take a free kick of Chris MD.
I think that was a-
Sun!
I have a running highlight, are you?
I'm just happy to be here, I've been watching since the first one, so you can just be in here and watch.
Yo, oh my days, I can't!
Oh my god, bro, I thought they were going to call it, so I gave it up, bro.
Yeah.
Fries me!
Go back to Steven and Spencer in the commentary box.
Bro, I'm going to tie my hand around my back next time I play on some freaky shit.
Yeah, here's a present from Steven and Spencer.
Steven and Spencer.
Yeah, here's a breakaway now for the supplied bag of you.
And then I assisted fucking Marlin. I'm a fucking burger.
Bro, I got put in a black poll edit.
Next time, yeah, bro, I'm gonna play next time.
Hold on, what did I do here?
Oh, I must have- Yes, Simon! Simon wanted me to score so bad.
Wait, that's off sides already?
Oh my god. No. Oh my god.
This whole time I thought off sides is when you get the ball, you gotta wait to shoot until he passes you.
You so this whole time I've got to be behind him. Oh
My god that explains a lot
No
Jinxie I sold bro. He knew it, too
And then I had a weak ass fucking kick. I'm a burger
I'm useless no dude come on positive affirmations look at me. I am a king
I'm him. I'm gonna score six goals
Stable Ronaldo you've got it. Okay, you've got the heart of a winner reminder. You don't need to call handballing yourself
Thank you. Yeah, I'll kill you all that actually don't call
Wait look at us
Oh, he's still alive!
Signed.
Bro, okay, so I was, what is this position, chat, what is it?
The position called, where you're back, left, but you're watching like the middle, kind
of.
You know what I'm saying?
What is that position called?
I've heard that it's left-back.
So bro, I got put in left-back, and again, Danny told me, always be on Josh.
Always be on Josh, like Zerka.
So I was like, okay, bet, I'm gonna be on him.
So then Vic goes up, and then I'm on Vic.
And then, and then he's like, or then someone was like,
oh, you should have been on Vic.
And I'm like, brother, son.
And he's like, bro, he's in the middle,
but nobody was, look at this.
Nobody's on these two players, bro.
So then I'm on two different people now.
I have to, bro, I fucking had to.
Fuck him.
I don't regret it one bit.
Don't regret it.
We already saw this. AI bro, AI. KSI, get the fuck out of my face bro. That big ass fucking forehead.
That was all part of the script chat, they wanted me to do this.
That's me! Look at the pass!
Wembley, how are you feeling?
I'm over the moon frame. I'm absolutely buzzing.
I said to him before, you will score.
He got a look in the first half. I said, you're getting a big chance.
Oh, that's a great save.
But yeah, I'm buzzing. It's good. I scored.
I'm not going to lie. Right there, I thought I was actually about to get death threats in my DMs for fucking that up.
First one, I thought I'll set the standard, but then at the end of the day, I just want Ronald Jason to score now.
Exactly. And it's looking good for you guys. 6-5 at the moment.
I mean...
Any more?
Good pass to Marlon? Fuck you dude.
What else did I miss?
Look at this fucking pass!
Look at this pass by me. No troll. This is what training led to me. Look at this.
Bang!
Look at that! Setting screens!
I should have known what we'd never say to him.
You're setting screens good or no?
Is that bad?
Is that bad to set screens?
Goodbye, guess it to JJ.
Serious amount of subscribers to those two.
Ooh, look at that through the leg!
Through the leg, that was classic!
Setting another screen!
From the Spaniard, it's got 16 million subscribers.
Oh, what a turn!
Yes, he says, goes long.
Wait, wait, wait, what is this?
Yeah, he's just bad, bro. That's bad right there. No troll. I'm low-key tight chat. Okay
Is it dick riding to say that low-key? I wish I could take a pen and the only reason I'm saying that is because the game was so
Close with the pens and we were already up like with the pens
We were already up, but everyone wanted me to take a pen like
What is it called the opposite team like Marlon all them like they all wanted me to take a pen
My team all wanted me to take a pen besides fucking KSI KSI chose them fucking the other dude shout out to him
Mr. Boss he's still the goat. He's scoring one the game man. I was tight. I'm like, bro
We're up blah blah blah Cal Freesie wanted me to take the pen Simon wanted me to take the pen like
Everyone bro besides fucking KSI this stupid fuck man. I hate him so much. God damn it. Fuck you KSI
But like I was like, bro, it was supposed to be so Lacey was gonna take a pen on the other side and adapt
So I was like, oh my god, like this would be like perfect, bro
Like we're already up a score. It's like, bro, we make this we already win and bro
We were gonna win. I feel like all those penalties, but fuck it
Yeah, we tried begging them we tried begging them
You look at what he did in that game, it's not enough for me.
What?
And it's chance to win it.
Bro, like I would have scored this.
Oh my god, this is my moment.
22 million subscribers by the way.
Shout out to him bro, he's fucking goaded.
We're still one.
But we were just up, we were already up two.
I was like a lot about tech you did score, bro. That's not me. That's my dad
Has he got tech when it comes to football is to who's the boss up against someone with a Karen haircuts
He wants to see the boss. This is XGC's mind. Look how close this is, right?
I would have done top right bins top middle right bins top left bins top right bottom bins
And I would have done mid bins and the top bins maybe crossbar bins back to me
I would have hit the oh, I would have been on some swaggy trickshot shit
I would have hit the crossbar, and then I would have headed it right in
Wait, can you do that?
Can't believe we did it.
We did it, bro. Two years in a row.
What?
Well, I can't believe we did it.
Deadass, like, I actually can't believe we did it, bro.
This shit means something to me.
Deadass, we did it.
I was a viewer as much as you were there.
Yo, shut the fuck up, man.
Story repeats itself.
It's just so cringey.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Nice.
Nice, bro.
Actually fucking nice.
Nice, bro.
Nice.
Thank you for the gifted subs.
Um, smiley face.
I made it, Ron.
What?
Number 66 match today.
Brother.
I...
I'm not even...
Yo, link me in Nemo tweet one more time or TikTok.
Whatever the fuck, Twitch clip, you're banned, bro.
At stable or not a thick thinking
Well, I don't really give a fuck about this bride just fucking played in front of it
90,000 people brother like one of the most big days of my day
Biggest days of my life. Excuse me and you want me to sit here and react to fucking mood a cheating
Well, fuck that big nose motherfucker, but he's a cheater. He's a dirty fucking cheater
That ass this is how you tackle
This kind of looks like
Bro, I feel like I did that.
Whoa.
Wait, so that's allowed?
Bro, I feel like me and him kind of played similar.
Who is that?
Does he watch me?
No, no, no.
I've got to say, bro.
Um, who is this?
What?
Bro, who are these fucking two people, bro?
Triple T and then you put fucking
Who the fuck is that bro? Who the actual fuck is that man? Um, is there anything important that I miss before I?
Watch another day real quick, but I love Jinxie bro. Me and him had another talk off stream. He's actually the goat
I'm so happy for him dead ass. I love him, bro. He's dead as such a great fucking dude
We need less streamers and more plumbers. Yeah, literally our community. I
I will be challenging another community, Lacey's Thugs.
To a shimmy challenged community, to a Mog Tournament.
Okay, yeah, I'm 38 years old.
What the heck, I don't have any names to it.
You're home.
We've got a big E.S.
Oh my God, really, why is everything that I'm seeing just me Mogged, man?
Haven't seen Ron play CS, but he's the goat in Fortnite, so I mean that transfers well. I'm sure he's gonna be fine
Are you concerned about the oh, yeah, I'm playing in a CS LAN. I'm pretty sure with Ludwig
I guess I'm on shrouds team the chemistry
There's zero chance. I lose by the way unless he like the chaos that Ron can bring to a team zero chance
Oh, I think I think we're gonna arrive in chaos. Okay me and Tim need to arrive in it
There's actual zero fucking chance. I lose. I don't need to practice. Don't ever tell me to practice on CS
Why did my notes app just open what if I had something weird in there?
Sorry
What else did I miss you are actually bad
What does stable in auto really do
Bro I was playing up bro cuz like I knew the ball was gonna come to me man, bro
You guys just make fun of me man. What if I have
I'm only guys. I'm only 23 years old, bro. Like go easy on me, man. Please I did see this, bro
Yeah, I don't really know my London schedule. I'll be honest with you. I'm not ending right now
But I don't really know my London schedule. I'll be honest
I don't really have a set up. I thought we were all gonna be an Airbnb
But no one was everyone got their own so we'll figure it out though
When I'm with you when I'm not yo get this fucking freaky shit off my timeline, bro
I don't care about the show me important shit. Oh my god, bro, Jens. What is this, bro? What's
what's stable not? Oh my god, bro. How do I like how did I train and get worse? You know what it is?
You know what it is, bro? It was strictly because it was strictly because this year I actually went
for the ball and that's why my rating went down facts. That's facts. That's actual facts, bro.
My rating went down because I actually went for the ball this time.
I deadass went for the ball.
Wait, how did I get 50 minutes, by the way?
I did not feel like I played for 50 minutes.
Maybe it's because all I was doing was just sitting in the back.
But, yeah.
Jinxie's dad got happy to see him scoring the sideman charity match.
Here we go.
Aw.
Yes! Yes! He scored!
Wow, bro. So beautiful. That's very nice, man. Very nice. Shout out, Junko Dad.
I mean, Mike, right, Mike?
Um, Dante was hate-watching XQC?
Heh heh heh.
Fetch!
We're gonna be stuck!
Fudge!
What a run of the game!
This one of the game!
Fudge!
Stop it!
I think I'm probably thinking about the juiciness.
You think you've never seen this?
I think you'll be over!
If I fuck about that and watch them, it's real risk!
Stay thinkin' love is with two of them!
Piss!
Yeah, oh my god, Dante.
Heh heh heh.
Holy fuck, bro, chat.
oh my god brother son um lays what
yo i don't know what the shit is bro is he trying to be like in the next twilight movie
i'm like a little confused here like what is this man is he trying to be like what am i watching
right now bro is he like he's trying to be in the next twilight movie like deadass bro and crazy
far does he say anything he's like yeah you're on deck you're on deck fucking i think he's out
drinking right now bro I swear um bro get this fucking shit out of my face
bro dead ass um bro I'm actually excited when we get back chat um bro we're
moving into the new house I'm pretty sure and then well we have a lot of a
couple we have some cool things coming bro we actually have a lot of cool
things coming up moving to the new house um bro I'm not gonna lie we really got
to start a new group huh but this shit is I saw some tweets about it too but
There's like so much potential bro like we all do our own thing and it's so crazy how big it is like
We really got to do a new group. It's just gonna take some time
But man this shit is just it is really crazy the BBL boys. Yeah, brother broad loan boys
We might just have to make that happen, but dead ass also. Yeah, I am gonna go to Compton next month
I'm pretty sure with Jason go it should be really fucking fun
We're also gonna go to the diamond gym. I think next month possibly so
So, um, wait, why else have I been GG, GG?
GG.
What?
GG.
I'm going to the Diamond Gym and I'm going to J-Sync though, we're going to give back.
Never get, gave it him, bro?
What?
No.
No, bro, let me know where you are, bro. Look, it's right here. Dude. It's right fucking here, man. I got you, dude.
This is my other jersey. I got you, bro. Come to my address, man. 3712 Broadland. Fuck. I'm a piece of shit.
I couldn't find him. But I couldn't find him. I did as couldn't find him. There's some kid wanted my cleats,
and I said yes, and then I'm not gonna lie. His ass, I heard him when I came back out, like when we were leaving.
Run! Run! Give me your cleats!
And I'm like low-key the bro these fit me way too well
I think I'm gonna keep these and I just kind of kept my head down and just
Walked right past bro. I'm a piece of shit. I'm dead ass a piece of shit, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I dead ass this kid dead ass one of them
It was some little ass kid, bro, and I'm like, bro these low-key fit me really well, man
These are nice. You're weird
Fog man, my bad
We did it boys yo who the fuck is this?
What what the fuck is this bro who the fuck is that?
the fuck
Just pissed me off bro Kequah
What
You could tell he's nervous on God, I wasn't nervous this year. I wasn't nervous
No troll you guys could say cap you guys could do whatever you want on my soul this year
I wasn't nervous last year. I was super fucking nervous. I didn't want to touch the ball didn't want anything this year
I just fucking where I'm telling you guys I got to get in the lab. I just got to get in the lab
It's simple as that. You know why I got to do this for me. I don't got to do this for the Sidemen
I don't got to do this for nobody. I got to get in the fucking lab and literally
Deadass just play every day, bro. Me and Boba. We're going from we're going to zero to Grandmaster in
and soccer. She's gonna teach me. I'm gonna get coaches to teach me. I'm gonna get Marlin
to teach me. Bro, zero to a thousand. I'm gonna become the greatest. Ain't that right,
Baba? Baba? Just lying. Nice. I'm so excited to get back from London. I'm gonna be honest
I'm in London for like five more days. I don't know what streams to expect so don't get too upset with me
But uh
I'm gonna figure it out. I think I might do one with XQC. We might do chat. I've got some bangers lined up
We might do a Nando's bug bang. I'm just kidding
But don't be don't like, you know, don't get mad at me. Just trust me when I get listen
Okay, give me fairs guys. Give me fairs symbols that when I move into the new house
I promise you I'll be streaming every single day way more. Okay
Way fucking more way more. I'm not ending right now. I'm not ending right now, but I'm just saying I'm gonna stream way more
Okay, just let me just lock in you guys know how shit this fucking house is and how it's not cap. I will lie
He
My Jason actually had a chance with the penalty and he's sold brah. I know I know that's eating him alive dead ass
I know it's eating it. That would kill me brah. I like I hate to dig the hole deeper
But man, I would actually be like well, I wouldn't I would never give up. I would just always think about that
So what do you want to do you want to listen to the negative ones?
bro fuck this mutagabra he's a cheater he's a dirty fucking cheater can I get
a retweet what is this horny ass commentators
Oh
Okay, I mean that's gonna be me one day, but don't don't say damn just yet. That's gonna be me
Bro, I can't wait. I'm dead ass that no troll. I actually can't wait till I get a six pack
Oh my god, it's gonna be over. Everyone's gonna be
It's just actually fucking over bro stable or not. I was on FIFA card. Oh
We've got the one and four Sidemen charity match player pick and honestly I don't know if this is sick
Wait what?
Or utterly disgust
Bother with this of course the first
Wait does you?
There's one
Oh brah I'm done
Who has said don't cook me up next we've got an American we've got stable Ronaldo
Oh brah I'm done
Who is seriously logging on and using a stable Ronaldo card
I'm telling you nobody do this is the biggest scam in history
Yo, yo, yo dude dude, what's up with this fucking dick writer, bro? Are you fucking dead ass? Who's using a stable Renoto card?
But there
Alrighty on to number three at least we don't can't get everyone's using a stable Renoto card
Well, I'm a rank 88 that's pretty good. That's like the brawn
What is this
bro this yeah this shit kills me bro like what am I right he's just
mocking dude like what do they say in the comments like brutal right it's
brutal brutal it's 1 a.m. stable bro it is 1 30 where I'm do I have a lot of you
UK motherfuckers, by the way, do I got to start on I did see that the shit's fucked up
I said you don't have to like sneak over bro getting fucking hit. I'm not reacting to shit right now though
Bro, I have a lot of UK viewers
Bro, I'm thinking about doing something where I once a week minimum
Like I feel like I stream super early like 5 a.m. Pacific Coast time like so I can stream for my London audience or like you
EU audience like just one day during the week like I don't know I know the viewership might not be as crazy
And it might not be it, but I kind of want to do just for people because like I feel like
No shot. I mean Brad just feel like you know you should you should bro a
Driver died bro. What the fuck?
Rest in peace, bro
My back.
Hello?
No way, they're DDoSing me.
Hello?
If you can hear me type hi.
No way, are you rid of me?
No.
No, bro it says I'm lagging outlaw
No
Close tabs maybe hold
We back me hose
Are we good chatter now?
Are we good?
You can't see it, but I know you can't see but my shit's got going in and out. Oh my god in and out sounds so good right now
Oh my fucking god
And that sounds so fucking good
You know that
Um, was I gonna say before kind of aft if it lagged? Yeah. Um, you look good, bro. Thank you so much, Juno time underscore
Thank you, bro. I'm chat. I'm gonna probably go to the chicken shop with Boba. We're gonna go to the chicken shop
So yeah, should be kind of nice, bro
badass
Your Instagram post is almost at 200k bro shout out to the fucking community, bro. Y'all are fucking crazy
Don't get jumped. Yo stop putting knife emoji. Yo this knife emoji shit when I come to the UK actually has to end
It's fucking cringe, bro. Stop spamming that shit in my chat. Like you know, actually you're still stupid
You're a fuck you all jokes aside, bro, I
Know I'd say this a lot, but man
I'm actually like so grateful for you guys like this shit is just like crazy. It's lagging
I'll just real quick, but it's actually so crazy that like we get to go out here two years in a row, bro
I gotta do I gotta go harder, bro. I got a stream more shit fucking shit that s
Will probably end because it is an hour and I don't know why the internet's going in and out
I'm gonna go to my new hotel tomorrow, so I'll have better in it. Maybe I'll do another desktop
I think I'm gonna get another monitor. I'm gonna see bro. I look you I might get a new laptop, bro
I don't know if I should get him that keep a MacBook
Um, but bro dead ass
All right live tomorrow son in bra. I don't know when I'm gonna be live. I'm gonna be honest with you
It's gonna be fucking random. I think I think I'm guaranteed
Hold on, bro. I hate streaming in London because so like all over the place
But I think the 21st and the 22nd I'm streaming
I'm doing a desi stream
I think with Jason and then I think me and Jason are also doing a toby stream me we planned it together
When we were at broad lawn 3-7-1-2 broad lawn we were in broad lawn
We planned two streams together. So yeah, so it's not leeching. We actually planned together
Thank you because we like doing stuff together. Fuck you. I think Lacey might join. I don't know if he's streaming
I think he said he's doing a lot of YouTube videos
Yes
Jinch, bro. I was supposed to do a stream with Jinch joining the Bobboys or whatever also everything
But he didn't respond to me. We're Jason about it. Keqwa
We'll figure it out
Adapt yeah, that's went right back on a fucking private jet. Oh, nay
Yeah, I mean I often just ask I
Excuses true. I just ask him bro. I said to ask him if anything
Guys, I'm gonna come back out. I think by myself in June
I think after wait when does World Cup start it starts in June. I low key want to do it before
before the World Cup starts, like low-key, before the World Cup starts, I want to come
back out to either, not London, but I think I want to go to the Netherlands and I think
I want to go to Germany, so that should be pretty fun.
But I mean, what we have lined up right now is I should be doing a Deji stream, a Tobi
stream. Then when we get back from London, it's a GeoGuessr tournament that Joe Bartoloz
is putting up. It's like a $100,000 GeoGuessr tournament. And then I know the 26 is a CS
Go Ludwig LAN. Me and him are playing on a LAN and then I'm pretty sure I might take
a day off to get in the new house. So like move some stuff. So yeah. Compton is next
I'm setting up with Jason go
Yeah, so
Crazy fucking it lays the same the good life, but he's out drinking bro. I fucking when I am
W long stream
But I actually love this community so much
I know I say it so much man, but brother shit is so amazing that I get to do this the fucking fun
like
Fucking go to chat you guys are actually go to go to this fuck
Dead ass
I'm excited man. I'm dead ass excited for the future. I'm excited for this new house, too
I hope that we do a new group. I really do. I think we are but I really hope it goes through
If we don't dead ass
Wait, I just realized by the way Garcia they were the five gifted did silky ever fucking
go live for watch the match.
Bro, this dude silky literally said he didn't want to come to the UK because he was going
to do this big green screen thing for the fucking UK and he came up fries bro.
and he had me set up his, yo woosh!
Dude, he said he had this whole, yo!
All right, y'all.
I love you, awesome.
Other than that, shout out to the stable.
Join the Twitter, comment, exclamation mark, comment.
And then also, bro, go like my Instagram posts
and go comment, say, hear from stream.
Maybe put a cat, go, I don't know.
Love you boys, see you soon.