you
I put my fucking back that's how fucking confident I am today
Gee-gee-gee-gee yo enough of this fucking myth dude, bro
Yo get this fucking cheese off my fucking no bro get this shit out of here
Get this shit out of here. I'm just kidding y'all listen
I'm in a good fucking movement. You guys caught me on a good day. I don't know
Maybe there's something in the air. Maybe I snored in a line of cocaine. Who knows?
We got a W monkey in the chat for gifting a hundred subs earlier and twist with the ten gifted subs guys
If you didn't know we're streaming 24 five tomorrow five days 24 hours a day
Now would be the perfect time to stop I'll be honest with you and don't listen. You don't have to I don't need it
You know what I'm saying guys. You know what I'm saying, but you get no ads
when are you gonna start working out yo these jokes when I start my stream are
fucking dumb you see the progress do not look you could see my obliques ready
Also, by the way, this is a message to anyone in the chat.
Bad news.
Um, probably at Swimmer U, there's probably not going to be any gym, so I'm taking off
five days at the gym.
So to the ladies in my chat that have been complimenting my build, saying I'm losing weight,
saying I look good, saying wow, around your body fat percent is dropping drastically.
I'm sorry ladies.
Say goodbye to this beautiful build.
Say goodbye y'all.
Say goodbye.
Got ass.
There is a gym?
No, no, no.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it. I don't believe it. No. I don't believe it. I don't believe that there's a gym
But what I did here what I did here is that there's a 24
seven
Cane Ac Combo Canes in the campus
Welcome back part timer a fucking full-timer put some respect on my fucking name
Um, I'll be honest with you guys. I have no clue who I'm bunked with for a streamer you
Um, and I'm getting kind of nervous. My email says nothing. Um, I don't know who I'm gonna be with
Who am I gonna end up with? I'm actually curious. Who do y'all think I'm gonna end up with?
You're going back to school and all you could think about is food
Jinxie, how does one obtain this build? Yo Jinxie, I
I got you, bro. No, no, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
When it takes all the ladies my naked edits remove
Yo ladies, my naked edits remove the guys while they're jealous
My self was never given up on me
But I'm being so strong
There's a part I'm watching do now
Every other day I'll be watching you all
I'll show you how it feels right now I'm on the outside
Oh, with everything bright, now I'm on the outside
Oh, I'll show you how it feels right now I'm on the outside
Oh
Yeah
Oh this beat Loki kinda hard, hold on.
Nah, I'm just gonna stop.
Yo, what's up with this, like, how do I obtain this fucking build?
Yo, Jinxie bro, let's not act like Argentina is not gonna win the World Cup, you're wasting
money to go to a semi-finals to see Messai bro.
This shit was promised to him!
I saw a fucking picture of Argentina, Masai,
kissed La Mania Mall.
Oh no, no, no, not kiss.
But he was staring at him, but he was a fucking Bobby.
What is the fuck of Bobby?
Then I was looking at him like this.
This is all propaganda.
It's guaranteed, Masai versus La Mania Mall.
I've seen it, I've seen it all.
I'll read you the script right now.
Clip this, if I'm lying, may God kill Scorpio too.
Actually, I'm gonna have Twitch do it, ready?
Argentina versus Spain, World Cup Finals.
The score will be 2-1 Argentina.
Spain's going to get the first goal.
All of a sudden, the second goal goes to Argentina.
And then there's going to be a player gets injured.
He gets a corner kick, and then he gets a corner kick into the net.
If I'm lying, it's coming home.
So there's people in here that generally, just real quick,
just generally serious, just generally serious
I think it's going to the UK.
Yo.
If England wins the World Cup, England UK, same thing,
bro.
If England wins the World Cup,
whether I will do a 24 hour stream in fucking England with a
Volex on in in in in Brixton bro in a Lamborghini convertible at night. I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck that is not happening. It is not happening
It's not happening well
Get this thing off my stream brother. You're not streaming on the streamer and you're here
And then you guys just spam G'd and deal bro. Like when is this G'd me I'm gonna die
Why don't we create a new one, bro? Why don't we like create a new one also by the way?
I was playing PG for everyone who doesn't understand that stands for playground in fortnight before I started my stream
Well, I had this little kid that just shit on me for like literally 30 minutes
I couldn't kill him and then I all at four and he saw that I quit and he went jeez
It's like bro. This shit is just like dead bro. Like this meme is like dead
Like it's not even like funny anymore man like this used to be like funny, bro
On as anyone told you look good today. You're actually the 15th person today
So obviously I'm not going to the gym for the next five days. So I went today
And I had a bunch of ladies say that I look good say that I've been losing weight
and yeah
You're probably wondering Ron so you're playing FNCS day. What are you doing before I'm gonna be honest with you
I read my offline chat and motherfucker said yo, it's starting in 40 minutes
So I went live thinking it's starting at 40 minutes and now I'm stuck with you guys for another two hours
before it starts
It's like bro like I literally thought I was like bro looking at the imagine looking at the FNCS leaderboard and you see this
So let me get this straight
Scorpi? No, no, no, no, just some understanding.
Scorpi L2.
Scorpi L fucking 2.
And outlaw, his name is Tung Tung Law.
Got first place in FNCS Division 2.
Say on God.
No, no, say on God, though.
Say on God. Y'all are laughing, but say on God!
So let me get this straight.
While I was talking yesterday saying damn I need to get rid of my mob. They're useless
The soundboard is cringe
Okay, bro. What do you stream since you're the streamer bro?
I'm cool and on the block with a smiley face and your thing is be nice
but you're not even fucking nice like your dead ass just nice bro you're not
nice like be nice brother the fuck is this you're not even nice yourself the
fuck
bro why we're not doing more tiktoks by the way yesterday
I
Mean bro, I'm mod the fuck out of it. This is actually brutal no troll
This is fucking bro. This is brutal. This is brutal. This is generally brutal. This is generally brutal, bro
Like this is brutal, bro. He's actually brutal, bro. Oh, so a weird little thing happened
I don't know if fortnite's watching my stream or not. What is this? What what are you sending me, bro?
this counts as a feature I don't get it bro what the fuck did you send me man
I listen I don't know what if Fortnite is watching my stream 24-7 but who
remembers yesterday when I was they got rid of the item bro they got rid of the
fucking item that I was shit talking it's very interesting also by the way I
comment on a tweet and motherfucker it was like noon for no it was like 11 a.m.
like bro the comments under this at 11 a.m. in the morning are you also bishy
complain about stream servers for the past few months but don't put on a
delay clown emoji you suck how do you die I miss my daughter's wedding because
I was waiting for you to spark okay this guy's just a dork the world does not
Revolve over your tubby check over you tubby check your ego
This guy doesn't even fucking follow me, bro
Nice bro nice man, and you just reach champions had arenas
Okay, yep, and we're off Twitter off Twitter, bro. Are you gonna buy this? I did see one of these fucking things
on my screen. I did see today is National Spongebob Day! By the way, who anyone who doesn't know,
today is National fucking Spongebob Day! Yes!
Are you ready kids?
I can't hear you!
Yo, stop telling me to put on a fucking shirt. Wait, you know what I just realized?
What's the best song that Spongebob has ever dropped?
And now Loki, Loki though, Loki though, Loki though, and then Loki.
Oh no, ready?
Girl, I know I was wrong.
I miss that thing now.
Oh, this is a good one. This is a good one.
Oh, hello everybody! Spongebob here! Christmas means presents!
It's Christmas!
I just realized I'm really about to be 30 in the next couple years, man. Goddamn.
Yo, listen, there's a new LEGO Spongebob. I don't know if I should buy this or not, but this shit looks fucking comp-y.
Like, dead ass hands, this shit looks fucking comp-y as hell, bro.
Do you see this shit? Like, am I too old to be playing with LEGOs, or is there not an age to play with LEGOs?
No, there's no age. Why am I even asking that, bro?
You know what I wanted to do for a stream?
Oh, my fucking god.
Look at the little Easter egg.
Bro, do you see the Chip Penny Napkin who remembers that episode?
And there's also Squidward's Galleria.
Wow.
That's actually good.
Wait, $200?
Jeez Louise, $200?
But this is why I hate greedy companies, bro
All they do is just raise their fucking prices, bro
Like I'm not fucking ordering this shit, bro
Like I'm not gonna fucking order this shit like get the shit off my get this shit off my bag, bro
No, I'm serious, bro. Like this shit is just like actually stupid
Yo Ron, it's me. I'm here to clock in outlaw. Fuck you
Um, I wanted to do a stream where I try to build the world's biggest Lego
Um, I don't know if that'd be a good stream or not
But Siggi told me I should do it and I should drink like a shot every hour for every hour. It takes me
Apparently this is the biggest Lego or this Titanic or it's like a Eiffel Tower
But I'm pretty sure it's this. I don't know how hard this is
Yeah, I don't know how it is but every single hour that I don't complete it
I take like a shot or every like 30 minutes or something like that
I feel like this would take me like only like two hours, bro
The Lego death star, but this one looks so tiny this one doesn't even look fucking big
This one looks tiny bro. Look at this
It's not does he know
There listen man. I could do it. It's up to you guys
But I don't know how fun that would be to watch me play fucking Legos
You know what I'm saying stable on all those first time working a real job
And then you put you oh, yeah, by the way last night stream was a fucking vibe to anyone who watched after fncs
But I worked a fucking job. I played a YouTube game and I actually had so much fucking fun
I'll be honest with you, bro. I gotta tap into my roots, bro. I'm a gay mur at heart
I'll be honest with you, bro. I should be doing this shit. I should be doing the shit. I
Dead I should be doing the shit like well. Why am I not playing video games, bro? Am I a fucking dork like that?
I serious like I don't know bro. I don't know
Um
Mmm
What did I miss? What else did I miss?
Also, by the way, do I have this like state-forming that's popping up on my stream to any of my mods?
Well, apparently I have this shit enabled and it's just gonna make me free money. I'm just curious
No, no, no
Nice nice, so I'm not making any free money instead. You guys are just gonna get free content. Go fuck yourself
Wait, what is this?
Is this it?
Hold on.
Bang.
W Raid last night?
Oh, I did Raid Corey.
Shout out Corey.
Anything that I need to see, by the way, besides Scorpi L fucking 2.
Qualifying.
Can I be honest with you guys, can I dare to ask you to be honest, when am I gonna get
my credit, like generally, like generally says when am I gonna get my credit, when am
am I going to get it? When am I going to fucking get it? What credit? Brother, I am a good-looking
streamer. I don't care what people say. We have this conversation every single fucking
day. Brother, I'm a good-looking fucking streamer, bro. I'm good-looking. Like, bro. Tyson
Ad reveals a ceremony for Streamer University will start at 3pm Eastern. Bro, I'm not trying
to go live that early? Like what? Okay so real question, genuinely serious. If I'm
streaming 24-7 and cameraman can't be on stream, am I supposed to shower on
stream or no? Am I supposed to like shower on stream? And if I shower on
Stream am I gonna get banned or no?
Am I gonna fucking banned
Wait stupid question is a lazy lot to be on camera at all
Yes, I don't want to get expelled bro like I don't want to be the first person to get e
PX P E LED bro, like I'm not trying to be the first person bro. I'm not trying to be the first person
Also, La Mania mall
Listen bro, I think there's something up right now. There's no way I'm bop. They played bad
I'll be honest with you France played really weird. I don't know who watched the game
I don't know if y'all watch the game. I watched the game. It was like
They kind of made me mad. I don't know about anyone else, but it kind of made me fucking mad
Like I was like, bro, what are they doing man? Like there is like, what are they fucking doing like man?
I need to play some of those games by the way. I need to get in the world cup
I am getting a haircut tonight for anyone and I am going back to this cut. I'm going back to this guy
Um, I know you guys have been wanting it. I know you guys have said it
I feel like this cut was my best cuts and I'll be starting streamer you tomorrow with this cut. Okay
No, no, no, no, no
So you think I look bad here like dead asses, but like I look good like I actually do look good
I'm not kidding. I genuinely look good, bro. I look good back to school haircut guys. I'm excited for school
No, but I am getting a haircut tonight. I don't really know what
He's a fucking clip farming bro, um
What else did I miss?
Dear passengers has been announced a chaotic physics based co-op game where you'll find your friends
This is this slot once is about to be a good game
So you can drive planes
You know what I found out by the way?
It's never too late to get your pilot's license. I was thinking about getting my pilot's license after I retire from streaming
Um, and I actually want to become a pilot like I genuinely want to become a pilot
Like imagine getting on your flight and you see stable Ronaldo as your fucking pilot like are you guys getting on or no?
No, no, no wait, why is this guy's name Epstein J?
interesting
this looks kind of fun bro unfortunately I have no friends though
I have no fucking friends to play video games with man
that ass yo how long why is this still on my fucking timeline
he's on me
I padded him I padded him
why did I pad bro I had pizza
like
i have fucking pizza
you know what it was bro
you know what it was
uh...
bro i listen to i listen to my child you could see the chat like look
look at the chat box on the right look at the top right
these guys told me to do it look
really really really got a lot
is on the
I padded I padded so I don't I didn't want to sell your ship, bro. I'm low. I'm so fine. I did it
Sorry, bro
Oh, you know what it was I think outlaw time them out so that no one could see it because we didn't want any backseat gaming
We didn't want backseat gaming bro. Um, so yeah
That's fairs, bro. It's fairs
is this like potential or no like do I actually do I have the potential to get
this what is this comment seven seconds ago Peter bot is better for it than
brawn is a basketball but it's much harder to do a brawn did with Peter by
to the individual. Yes, but less than LeBron. Having long fingers is more common than being
six foot eight. You think his fingers make him number one? Yeah, bro, you're just down
playing. He's devoted his sad little life to the game and there's thousands of kids
doing the same thing with no success. It's harder. NBA, you know, when you're genetically
gifted, gaming is a learned skill first. I mean, is he right? I mean, is he right? I
Mean he's not wrong well like if we actually put the logistics together
Like should I call brawny to put me in group chat with LeBron James and we try to get LeBron versus Peter bot like
We do a hundred lead LeBron against Pete and then Pete has to score once in an hour
I think they could have him bro. I think that'd be a cinema stream
Wait, what do you think actually is harder though scoring on LeBron or getting a kill on Peter bot like this is a big joke
But like I'm actually curious. I actually do think you could kill Pete bro like you could kill Pete
Like scoring on the broad he's just gonna like tower over you like you could chuck the ball
But let's say LeBron has unlimited stamina. Let's say he's unlimited stamina, right?
Same how Peterbot has unlimited mats, but they're you're not getting a point on him. You're not getting a fucking point
You're not getting a point
Did you kill Pete though? I have killed Peterbot. I've killed Peterbot
This is one of the biggest sets.
How many pieces is this? What, like a thousand?
Bro, it's only ten thousand pieces.
This is nothing. I'll do this tomorrow.
Fuck Shreemuri, bro. I'll bring this to Shreemuri.
I'll do this tomorrow.
Bro, look how basic this is.
It's so basic, man. I could do that.
I could get out and do that, man.
Mika, you ain't funny.
Like, what the fuck?
What are you? Why is that like so pixelated to now that I think about it, bro? Um, the core channel might hit a million
Yes, soon, bro soon
Ladies y'all have to stop doing this bro. My girlfriend is on this app
Guys, um, I know a lot of people are asking when is the red dead redemption marathon?
It's time I announce it y'all
July 25th, 2020, we will be fucking starting the Red Dead Redemption Marathon.
Yes, yes.
I need new soundboard things, bro.
I'm actually about to add something to my soundboard, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Me no TikTok version. Hold on. I need to add this back to my soundboard real quick
No, why is Lace FaceTiming me? Yo, what's up, bro? I'm working
You're FaceTiming me while I'm live to show me a cross the map Tomahawk on black
I'm still look SND look watch ready cost about watch
Yeah, bro, you hit a Hail Mary. I thought you were gonna trickshot bro
But I did I've done that five years ago, bro, I've done that five years ago
What you think
Are you excited for streamer University tomorrow?
I'm really shaking. I'm so excited bro. I don't feel like a fella. I don't feel like a bop. I don't feel like any canada.
Why does he keep like doing the same like like bro?
No, where's the sound chat where it goes?
What is that? What's the instrument called? What's the instrument called? What's the instrument called? What's the instrument called?
Like, what's the instrument called?
Stop spamming real voice, bro.
What are you talking about real voice?
I don't understand what this fucking joke is.
What is a real voice?
Why are all spamming my real fucking voice?
What does it sound like?
Okay, what is a real voice?
Why are all spamming my real fucking voice?
Why do all spamming my real fucking voice?
I don't know what the fucking sound like.
Like, get rid of this!
Like, why does my voice sound high pitch?
Get rid of this!
Like, why does my voice sound high pitch?
Like, why does it actually sound like that?
Bro, tell me what it is.
Mell- What is the sound, bro?
Melodosia? What is a melodosia?
Oh, yeah, that's my dog.
Welcome to the Sombland!
Welcome to the soundboard y'all!
Everyone welcome it! Everyone welcome it!
Here we go.
Alright, alright, alright. Now we just need a moment where it makes sense.
Yeah, I don't use this one. I don't use this one.
Alright, ready? Ready? Ready? Ready?
Why y'all putting sus bro? What'd I miss?
Huh?
What? What do you mean?
I'm getting a message right now.
POV bro, I don't qualify to FNCS for the 15th time.
That's actually good bro, that's actually good.
What else should I add to my soundboard?
Now that I think about it, like, a couple of my favorite fort sounds, like, what's the
the best fart sounds effect.
Like I feel like, like I gotta add one too, like.
What is this?
Ooh.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, bro, what the?
Yo, yo, we're not, we're not in 20 fucking, like,
it's 07, bro.
Like, I need like a new soundboard, bro.
Like, bark fart sound?
What is that?
That is not gonna be part of my soundboard, bro. That is not that is like what when on earth would you even need to use that, bro?
Y'all are putting cinema for that. Why do I hear this?
How did this just happen the Mbappe special, what does that even mean, bro? Like I
I
Don't know why I set this up bro. No, I knew y'all we're gonna say this bro. Give me I need a new sound effect
For sound bro like a cuff him has all the funny ones bro. I need one
Okay, all right that actually just sounds disgusting
Like this chap gives me the worst suggestions for soundboards bro like like this is just
like depressing man like I can't have you guys link me one thing that could
maybe be like like funny or something but like that bro like serious give me
like a sound bro that's just not happening
like couple not now I'm letting them have this shit bro I'm letting couple
have this shit bro I'm dead I was letting oh what is my mod linking me
let's see what this one is but this is not isn't this like rage that laughs
anyway like is this not rage like dead serious is this not rage why do people
think that this is um oh my god I'm so fucking stupid who's he again oh my god
oh my god I'm actually a fucking idiot quable cop yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah wait what happened to quable cop bro what even happened this guy I swear
he was making like AI and shit.
Oh, hi guys, what are you sending me?
So when on earth would I ever need to use that?
Like, when on earth would I ever need to use that, bro?
When you click the go live button,
when lacy walks in
uh... at this point but i'm just gonna let koffam just like
have his little thing man
and
what
what about like what what i ever need to use like
when you have a man's like caring about
i get that shit out of my fucking face what is this
Alright, I'm actually done clicking shit, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like this is just bad, bro.
I have the worst soundboards ever.
The only soundboards I have is literally like...
I'm never gonna need to use this guys again.
And once again, I'm never gonna need to use this ever, bro.
I'm never gonna need to use this, bro, like...
Yeah, alright.
Yeah, I just...
I care, bro.
Use this sound.
What the fuck?
I can see you right now!
See ya!
Get that shit out of my fucking...
Yeah, man, get that shit out of here.
Anyways, guys, we have two hours until FNCS.
should we do not bad what so you want me to add you want me to add a launch pad
it's like when would I ever need to use this bro I'm a little fucking can feel
I'm actually starting to think that I'm like a joke to you guys like a little
bit just a little bit bro like I'm just starting to think I'm a little bit of a
joke that's all that's all bro like I wish I just had the good soundboards bro
like I'm never gonna use this bro fuck a view count make every view count all
this shit for seven likes bro I'm not reacting to it I'm only reacting to it
as a hundred thousand likes can I get a retweet use this part am I about to lose
my IP address if I click this. So there's 15, 1.5 million people that have clicked
this button on this website. What are all these sound boards? When the fuck would you
Ever need to use that.
Do you suffer from a lack of a father figure?
A SIXTH SIXTH!
These are actually dog shit.
Who the fuck is Enrique, bro? I'm so fucking confused.
I'm really starting to think about it, Cuffham takes time out of his day to find the perfect
soundboard.
Because how the fuck did he like find like wet reverb fart?
Like what were you even looking up?
Like dead ass seers, like what were you even looking up, bro?
Like I'm serious, man.
Like what were you fucking looking up?
Use this one.
I'm not.
Alright.
Um
Why do I see faxity in the discord call all by himself
Who remembers on discord when someone's edge K and they're definitely used to do
But real shit like oh god that was not good what up yo bro what you doing right now
Watching the fucking goats and doing a watch party. What's the word?
Not brah. I just saw you were alone, bro, and I was like, I just want to check up say hi. I
Love you, bro, cuz I need that are you eating right now. Why do I
Why does it sound like you're fucking eating? It's a six inch
Bro, you gotta you when you do watch buddies, bro
I appreciate you being here on God because it's just been bash faxity since probably because I quote unquote sold Peter
Which I like like I look he did but it just didn't go as planned
No facts what what happened with you back city bro
Let me ask you a question
Hey, I haven't answered if you're if your kid and Peter bot were both on the building holding on to the railing
Who are you saving? I'm like fully convinced you're gonna say Peter bot here
Never mess with up never mess with a father's kids and just so you know they're both my kids
So I'm committing suicide to save both. Oh god. Yeah
What do you mean you're gonna commit suicide to save them what are you gonna be like a fucking inflatable or something like that
If whatever the fuck it is where you call they could use me as a trampoline and bounce off me
I don't fucking know they make it happen. Yo, bro. I'm doing my last dance today for the 15th time
I'm trying to qualify with Muzz. Do you think I have a chance or no?
What do you mean qualifier? Oh dip two? Yeah from dip two to dip one. Yes. Yes. Yes easily Muzz is him
He could he plays good with like dots or like well, they're not a bot, but you get what I'm saying
Yes, I'm God you a qualifier. I promise on God
He he messaged me and he said today. I'm about to be a hero. I'm dropping 30 bombs in your lobby
Yes, you will oh god brah brah I was talking about your performance at pro
I'm all god like no get suck you can tell you were once I put together gamer
I'm not even trolling I sell him bro. I'm still am listen
I'm just not used to the new meta and all that and like I you know it's crazy
I was looking back at my chat while I was playing the program bro when I launch padded someone in my chat told
Me to do it. That's why I did it and I panicked because I read a message I
I
Didn't like how we can read chats. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not gonna lie. Oh god. I didn't it
Oh, because it fucked you up like look at that and for me like my chat wasn't my chat
It was just a hate thread the whole thing
Well, you gotta understand and one thing that I've learned especially through chat nowadays for the people that shit on us
Want to be us they want to be how we look they want to be how we talk they want to be how we act
They want to be how we stream they want to be how we play games. They want to be in cause of worrying
It's like I've realized that man, and that's why today I'm competing without without chat
I'm gonna do without chat. No, I'm not off on my life turn off. It's fucking bad
It's so bad, bro. And honestly that you said that low key that you think about it. Oh god
I think they want to be us literally like real shit
Who doesn't want to look like fax today, I would love to see people say me because I don't believe it. I don't believe it
Everybody bro curly handsome crazy as shit
Yeah, by the way, I just want to let you know, were you playing West yesterday by any chance?
Okay, I was gonna lie to you until you know, but yeah, I did because I got a message from
Peter bought at 6 0 8 p.m. Yesterday saying, yo, I'm not trying to play with you. I'm
trying to Q division one and surge tag fax to be every game possible from 300 meters
and ruin his day.
Say oh god, I don't believe it. No. No, no, no, no, no. I don't believe it. Say oh god. He said that
Are you serious or no? I'm looking at it right now, bro. I'm looking at it right now. What a fucking sick, bro
He's a fucking I dropped him. We got into it at pro aim and shots one of that
It was his fault and I played with polo, but we didn't have delay
So we got like 50 points in 11 games and like it was just all bad
What a sicko he would DM you to do that. Yeah, he ignores all my DMs besides that for some reason man
So I don't really know. No, no, you can have him play dip one with him
I'll play with clicks on everything. I love what we'll do better than y'all on everything
I would be like a like a kill race like tournament vibe like point race or whatever
We get the dip one this week with my's next week. I'd love to you to play with Peter. He's the worst fucking teammate ever
So you think Peterbot is the worst teammate ever, but the fucking greatest does that make sense?
Yo, faxity. What do you even fucking do like genuinely curious like?
Okay, you're with the lore on Twitter. No, no, no, no, I'm not doing this. What does even do shit? No, no, no, no, no, no
No, I'm not offended video. Get the show. I'm not doing this shit, bro
Yo, what does he even do shit around hail motherfucking no yo, I tell you what I bought a yours you bought a Eurus
Yeah, say on God. Oh
God, I was gonna actually face on me when it's out the shop and show you you bought a Eurus
Yeah, what why?
It's my dream car. What do you mean? Why we look like what's that? I thought you don't drive you drive
Yeah, wait really
Yeah, I'm God. I bought a I bought a 2026 se
Say on God mother's life put on your child's life. Well, I am I'm on my two kids
Damn, bro. You're low-key making money, man
Yeah, you remember we were in Vegas and you were bed-ass like bro like we got to turn shit up on me and you bo-bo
Oh
My mother's life. I was thinking about that today on God on everything. I love all my mother's heartbeat
When I was going to check up one at the shop
I was like, I can't wait to face down them because it's like everything that we talked about like we this is shit
We really talked about bro. Oh my god. I miss my god. Oh my god. I miss my flight. What do you mean?
We're good
What oh
God oh
Yeah, I gotta get me for you I
Thought that she was in LA
Not saying where it is. It's just each brother. It's fucking jeech
But you know listen, bro, are you doing where do you live you live on the West Coast? No
Sacramento I'm like an hour fly away from LA
How far are you bro? Why don't we just like hang out some of these times?
I feel like you only talk to me on stream, bro
I got you know don't do this like but I feel like you just like I don't know you don't really like
Hang with me. You don't really like text me. You just kind of like don't do this. Oh god. That's so cat
bro also I'm a grown man bro I don't like to bother people bro like you know
I'm saying like I did the game just like in my eyes like if I were to hit
somebody up do this do that like I'm not really not a guy to like bother motherfuckers
I'm not even kidding I didn't even realize you're 30 years old almost and
You're still calling like Peter bot like God, what do you mean 28?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 28 bro.
Yeah, I'm realizing, bro.
I'm fucking realizing.
Hey, motherfucker, wait, hold on, because the chat's on my fake love.
I fucking hate that.
Oh my God, bro.
Bro, who told you let's grab coffee in lunch at program last year in L.A.
Offstream. Not you on my mother's life.
I did. Remember? No.
Yeah. Oh, God.
You sort of let you know.
Remember when we were going to do the track run shit?
I said before you like go live.
You want to go and chill?
What if you have another kid and you name him Peterbott?
I'm going to have another multiple more kids.
How many kids do you have already?
I have two, but I want like eight, nine.
You want nine children?
Yeah, yeah, bro.
If she don't push him out, somebody else will.
Knocked out, I'm trolling it.
I brought one to calm down because if that clip goes out, it's over for me, bro.
I'm so long on it.
Yeah, and I don't got I'm drooling my wife is my partner forever right now. Yeah, I too, but it two boys, bro
Some don'ts. You think that they're gonna ever compete on like a e-sports level or no, I want them to but it's up to them
That's good. That's good man. That's actually I would love for them to be fucking gamers and shit
I'd be fucking crazy. I'm ready to have kids. I've been telling my chap bro for the last like month, bro
I'm dead ass ready
So that it's the best thing ever on God. I don't know what people talk about like
Kids or wait, bro. It's the greatest thing ever. It's the best feeling bro when your dude little man
Just walks up to you screaming Bobo, bro
And holds your hand on God is there
He needs me
Here here
He doesn't need me. I can't leak this huh
Why do I see a clip of myth saying that they don't twitch doesn't cap my viewers on purpose
No, see think I'm like like do I have to like show my revenue once again?
Why am I seeing a clip of this wait? Who's accusing you of you buddy?
If I'm not mistaken. I'm looking at a clip right now. I got texted. I'm not gonna say by who
Who the fuck would actually acute you're the last person ever in this entire planet to ever even do some show like that
when you've literally been through it all.
I've shown my revenue, I've shown my goal.
I'm the only shroom by the way who like literally does this.
Just wanna point this out.
Yeah, no, you motivated me to do it.
I did it because of you one time.
Well, you did it because you're trying to flex
on the less fortunate 49 viewers.
Oh, God, I did it because of you.
I see the clip of you doing it.
And I was like, damn, okay, like I love his transparency.
That's the type of vibe I like to be on.
Well, that's the thing.
How the fuck did you spin it bad?
Oh, fuck my back.
I need my shit cracked, bro.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Wherever the fuck is talking about,
this view about this can lick your fucking left nut and make my right one jealous
all right oh god show the clip i got texted it i'm gonna i'm gonna listen to it hold on
there's no way don't even go who can't ignore cori actually like that i'm god
nah bro it's gonna be bad bro i already know streamer you oh my god my numbers
are so high people are just gonna come in and type yo this guy's like this guy's gotta be cheating
bro hope Peter no oh my god bro like at this way Ron hold on I have I have I
have to show you this one of my favorite clips of you I seen the other day and I
saved it where are you so am I weird for saving clips of you just literally like
oh god I watch them when I'm like feeling down that's that's cute that's
cute bro just cuz I like know you were cool and she doesn't mean I'm not a fan
Dog what wait, where's the clip? Hold on look good. It's fucking dude. This shit is too funny
You have problems like I'm not trolling you have to have autism bro
Well, where's the fucking and I fucking love it?
I do have autism. I want to get test that can you get tested for autism like yeah, oh
My
We have to see what happens here
What where is the clip? What do you like? I know just wait, please. We see what happens. Oh, no
What are you? Holy please? We see what happens. Yes. All right. We're gonna listen. Listen, dude
Yes, what like what is wrong with you, bro? There's so many more clips I have like the paid one was one of my favorites when you do the flick with
Their leg. Oh that one gets me smiling, bro. Well, look at this one. Look at this one
We outlaw set first 47 is it this?
Like like
There! How am I looking?
You have autism!
Dude, you didn't see how much you had autism.
This is what you're laughing at?
Dude, I don't know. I fucking love shit like that.
It's just funny.
Dude, look at you. Like, you, you had...
Look, look.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, I'm ready to die!
Look, you're mad. Like, like, who does this?
You're not okay!
I don't know my name, I'm just like Neymar, fuck Neymar
My name is a movie doctor, Neymar Terry
Ah, yeah, why don't you dance anymore, bro?
Why don't I dance anymore? Let's see, every time I try to fucking dance, my chattis types cat looking sideways
They type cringe, they type, no, this guy's 30 years old almost, it's like I can't even have fun no more
Bro, but nah, that was prime, bro. When you were dancing and just having fun, not giving a fuck
actually yo I don't care y'all can call me pushing 45 I love it I'm dead I'm
dead ass serious bro like I try to have fun and when I have fun the Chad just
like just they just make fun of me bro they just say sit your fat ass down like
it's like I came home bro fuck what they say bro they like these clips are
loading bro I have so many saved I'm not trolling bro I'm trying to think what
My best clip ever like I like a phone you think so it's pay phone stay in the box
stinky
Those are like okay. I take bro. This is an nostalgia thing for maybe some mother stinky the
That shit is this a bad that was bad. Oh my god. That's not even good. What this is not even good clip
Well, why definitely oh burger?
Burger was fucking that's a good one. Yeah, burger look you made me bro burger get down. Yeah, that was really good
Oh Bradley Martin when he slapped you
Bro, okay, yeah, you gotta admit that was fucking crazy though that that's a clip that counts
You know oh god that that was insane and if I was there on God
I would have fucking the things out bro. He would I would have folded his big ass, bro
He's lucky. I wasn't there on God. I know lacey was there. He was doing whatever he was doing
I don't got if I was there. I would have ate his ass a lot bro in game
So what would you have gotten facts to be someone I would have folded him
We would have had free gym passes for life on God
We we would have had free gym passes for life
You would have never went to the gym anyway with the free pass you literally like you wouldn't go. What does that matter?
God oh god
Oh
That's
It's time to put the cat out of the bag bro
Bro like I'll be honest with you
After Bradie Martin slapped me he ended streaming we went back to the gym me and Lacey and bro
We fought him we beat the shit out of him and he never
No, I'm serious. Yeah
Yeah, no, he'll tell you bro. He'll actually tell you
wait real shit though was that like was that all stage or like unit like that
was real bro no it was real I literally I tell this all the time everyone thinks
oh that's my humiliation ritual yo I don't know what a humiliation ritual is
guys you guys say that to everything I'm sure listen someone said it was a
humiliation ritual like there's no winning here bro like there's no winning
Yeah
Yeah, I remember see that shit was him playing prime with me a humiliation ritual Vino said
Randy appreciate the shitty prime bro. Holy fuck use your money next time and sub to me. Oh god guys
Anyone in my chat, by the way, don't feel the need to sub.
Like, deadass serious.
Like, guys, I've already made it.
Don't feel the need to sub, Ado.
You know what I'm saying? Don't gift me subs.
Don't sub. Whatever it might be, bro.
Like, deadass don't. It's fine.
W streamer, bro. You're farming Ws already? Come on.
Well, thank you so much for the 19 months, bro.
But you don't have to do that. Like, serious.
Oh, over here, it's taking all.
Thank you for the prime. Drop more subs on God.
Y'all better gift me or I'm ending.
I don't give a fuck.
Real shit. Wait, Vino said, was he not happy with our pro and placement?
Oh, I don't know, Vino. Maybe if I could talk to my teammate after every game, I would have been happier, bro.
Like, all you did, every single time, every single time we did anything, you would just not talk to me.
You would just leave the fucking setup, bro.
Like-
He said I went to vape. Yeah, but bro, Vino, you were being weird.
No, I literally, I literally just wanted the teammate to- On God, by the way! On God!
Everyone could say launchpad this launchpad that I'll put it on everything
I love there when he blamed me for dying the one time while I was hugging the lamp and he edited and I got shotgun
He said not gonna lie the ramp one was cold
Yeah, but you guys kill it like but when you pros be blaming like you know blame him my Tyson
You gotta understand, you know, there's a lot more than that, bro, and your vibe was weird. I told you
Oh, he was like, I've never seen him that quiet ever. I don't know why
Real shit. He was way too quiet, bro
Like I don't know if he just wasn't happy to be there if you didn't like think you often win
But y'all were in y'all were y'all had a hundred point me you deadass
Whoa, I just thought about it it really hit I told you you were gonna blow the hundred point lead
Brother you were supposed to drop a hundred pounds in the last seven years, and you can't like shut up
And even though this one gets it, but I don't feel they need to get me guys. Don't worry about it. It's working progress. Oh
Fuck
Wait, are you watching me?
Yes, I'm watching for I don't know what I'm watching, but I'm watching her on height with 14 kills
They need this for day two
Whoa
Like here, you know, I just want to see how you thought about me about for one game
I've never done this while I've watched you full on watch him, bro
No, what do you mean? You didn't see that shot fucking crazy. Whoa another one
He's on fire nobody can stop the kid
I sold whoa, nobody can stop him besides literally someone who just dropped down a one HP
Yeah, but that's not that's not enough
actually whatever fuck off you stop them you stop them whatever bro I'm not
trolling bro you probably you would have won with fear yeah I think anyone in
the world would have won with fear about getting a fat fuck who sold every minute
bro now dude he admitted he chucked me a little bit too because he's just he's
too comfortable me he yells and shit like if I had Vino I would have won I'm
I'm not drawing.
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
What?
If I had Vino, I would've won.
All my life, on everything.
See, you're saying I should've won.
Bro, to be honest, yeah, I don't got it.
Low key, 100-point lead.
All you have to do is stay alive.
I did blow.
Oh my god, I'm actually tired of just saying,
like, I'm the sell-off for everything
that I fucking do, bro.
Like, when am I going to get my credit?
What'd you end up getting anyways? Top 3?
Oh yeah, top 3. How much money did I win?
I think like 2k or some shit. I'm not gonna lie, top 3 is so good though.
Wait, all I won was $2,000 for going up there?
It was a mini- it was a mini-proamp. It wasn't even crazy.
But it was still fun! Was that shit enough, sir?
Are they gonna ever do like another program where it's like a big stadium?
Uh, probably next year.
Might as well shoot it in this year, cause all the shit that happened.
each but you didn't see that you don't know the lore like the why they all the
shit happened they were supposed to do a big problem they didn't cuz my
assumption is the whole like boogers shit you see when Booga got banned oh he
did get banned I remember that was fucked up and they'll yeah and they had to
add like a second chance with more money and all kinds of shit
damn the fucking lion bro who had a better private thing
Google or stable and auto?
what? that's like bro you can't compare those
right? no i think i though like for like
or they're like i'm like a household name like everyone in the mom knows that i
won squad fncs you know like they don't really talk about the world cup anymore
or you can't compare those two that's like a fucking mini-sized sneakers bar
to a king-sized sneakers bar bro and boogers the fucking king size your shoe was just Mickey like
whatever you know what I'm saying like you can't compare them bro that's fucking booger brother
one and only bro like every analogy you put in use you chose food bro it's like it's like why
sizes and shit like what matters you know
No, there goes the matter, daddy.
No, never mind.
I fucking hate those stupid ass dick chunk trends, bro.
Ron walks so Booga could run.
Not you.
You won when Booga was competing, actually, right?
Yeah.
No, so here's the thing.
So I won during the hardest FTCS, bro.
Booga was playing.
Ninja was playing.
You know what I'm saying?
Copecy was playing like all these players.
Oh, it was stacked.
Oh god, it was stacked.
It was.
She did have a no-no.
Like, you just...
Oh, you're...
Bro, they're never gonna let go of that.
That's just facts.
What's he doing? Why is he healing?
Oh, see, this is why he's not holding anymore.
Hey, what?
He doesn't...
You don't know.
Why would he heal when he can save them and get heals off the players?
Look.
Why would he heal?
Look at him. Look at his HP.
He's a fucking goat.
23 limbs.
Holy shit.
That's cute.
Really nice. Good though.
Yes, bro.
He...
My chat says I'm fucking crazy, but I think he's more impressive than that faker dude
Like faker can't come play for night and be good
He could go to his game and be pretty fucking decent and I get it
Everybody calls me insane
Retarded and all kinds of shit, but in all reality bro four nights the hardest video game ever
No one can mimic this shit that he does and you know that bro. Did you just fucking compare Peter bot to faker?
As like gaming skill wise not achievements. I know achievement wise that dude is crazy as shit
I know I heard he's like the president of the country or some shit or whatever the fuck
But you got to like understand where I'm coming from bro for night as a game and how hard it is you are you played you know this
Look who I was going to see the leaderboard
I'll throw it up. I'm gonna throw up
Brother I was going. Oh, wait. What leaderboard look look at this. Look at this. I was going against Zexo young calc Mackwood
Like brother people in my chat don't even know who these guys are that's how oh gee this is clicks look at this
bro
Wait, where is place foil?
21st with stretch clarity G and twypo kids nowadays don't even know these guys
No, that is actually insane. I'm not like
Brother and zekstar wait bro. Yeah prime zekstar was a fucking demon bro other D mon son
Like look at this shit man like I'm not go live bro. Your shit really wasn't Mickey. I ain't nobody but nobody is saying
It's Mickey but your shit isn't Mickey. It's just wow the price for back there was a hundred eighty seven thousand for first
Yeah, I've never seen that actually in the same. Would you just get for second or third at the problem? Yeah, I got like $2,000
But you know, it's crazy
But I have no money in my bank. I deadass won this in the next like whatever it came in bro
My shit said like $52,000 or something like that. I was like what the fuck imagine that at like 17 years old, bro
Yeah, that's crazy. Oh god 50 fucking bands hitting the account. Just saw some gaming shit like bro
It doesn't matter if it's squads, bro. What's even harder or squad squad squads is harder. No, like I swear
Yeah, yeah, oh god it is I tried telling people I did I start telling people bro
I think squads is the hardest fncs to compete in I'm not kidding what I say. I'm not even trying to farm
I'm not even trying to farm like think about it. It was your or two years
No, no think about it. Think about it. You're going against four good players
Four players. So if you like ran at someone like let's say someone ran at you four of them
Let's see your solo four good players like god players
Then not to mention if you know you know bro squad fncs was so fucking laggy
It was like the laggiest thing I've ever fucking seen. Yeah servers back then were dog shit
It was the laggiest thing I've ever fucking seen bro. It was like
insane and
Am I tripping was there no reboot back then? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I won't got someone to see that
There really wasn't no reboot van, bro. So if you're dead, you're dead. I'm not yeah, that is crazy
nah, I
Won the hardest thing. I guess one of the hardest things
nah
Harder than this.
That was Komp and FNCS versus, versus Laci and Klicks.
Yogi, Arke, Youssef.
Yeah, that should have been that.
You know, that Mickey ass fucking win, bro.
So does that actually count as an FNCS like neutral?
Hell no, bro.
Fuck no.
Bro, that was an FNCS creator series, bro.
Hell no.
I know Laci and Klicks are trying to fucking cap that shit.
Let's see does not count bro. What is this pick the best fortnight player? Who is the best fortnight? What is this?
Bracket of 128. What the fuck is this? I
Don't know who the fuck these guys are. I mean brother you look at the screen share while we wait. Okay, I
Mean I
Don't know who these guys are bro. Like who are these kids, bro? Baka versus Demos. I mean Baka is a West pro
Demis is EU. I probably EU players are better. Yeah. Ritual versus Thomas HD. I mean, honestly, this ritual guy is good
But prime Thomas HD, they don't talk about that no more like they don't talk about that anymore, bro
I'm gonna be honest with you this Thomas guy, bro. If you know, you know, no, no, it's Richie's versus buttress
Who the fuck random kid, bro? Like I have no idea what that is. Like Muzz, bro. Muzz is goaded moneymaker versus get that shit out of my face
No, yeah, that's disrespectful
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you in the prime
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say
Has to be right because I think it's all west. Yeah, he played well like he played fucking west
100% I don't know what happened today though, bro. Oh
King Reed King Reed. Yeah, you don't gotta. Oh god. Yeah, you don't gotta call him a king, bro
You don't gotta call him a king. Hey, bro
This is like one of the guy that revolutionized controller, bro. He did though. He did. Um, oh god
He's on verse. I don't know who this Marius Kai is and reasons Mario now. Yeah, Rizan Rizan
I don't know who these guys are bro visual. Why does that name sound familiar? Visuals good. No visuals. He's he's central pro
He was there. Uh, Karama for sure though. I don't know
Who are these brothers so many new pros bro OCE that's OCE and EU
Akira he sees better though. Yeah
Anos versus
Picks, but not used to be pretty good who remembers when he went he won the mr. Beast cup if you know
Yeah, that shit was crazy, bro. That's it. Oh, actually made a mill off that too. Wait, who are these guys, bro?
I'm lost. Uh, Demis and Darm. Remember Demis? Demis and Darm are duo and then Vaniac is also
He's pretty fucking good, but I would say Darm is better. Viko, bro. Where's like the pros from like my era, bro?
We're stable Ronaldo on this list
What the fuck said you this?
Agers is noted. Holy shit, Agers was chopped in there. I don't know who these people are, bro
I'm not even about to finish this set now. You know who said he is bro. No, that was where chap
We're in fucking 2019. That's a liquid. Wait. Is that liquid chat? Yes. Say oh god
Wait, I didn't I didn't even know that's how you look bro
What a fuck. Yeah, I actually wish I knew all these people bro. Ah fuck Bucky or sent it
Okay, we're talking time sent it was go to even though he did
What did he do
Yeah, he wrote supposedly he made like 8 million off crypto like the training shit
Louise actually fucking insane bro and god King. I remember this guy. He's actually pretty
good. He's a Malibuco Malibuco is pretty good. No. Yeah, I would take him out of the all
day. So that's easy. Oh, crowd.
And you already have the crown on like really.
Bolts are canada in their prime.
All right, this is tricky on God, because you, you, you know,
wait, was Bolts a thing when you were playing?
No, no, all right.
That's the thing, bro.
The thing was not.
Oh, canada came off.
I remember when he came up, it was off like solo FNCS, right?
Chat or am I wrong?
Tany, any knowers in the chat?
I swear, I swear it was a thing for no.
I think it was, but he also like one, like, remember the
Invitational shit like I don't remember there's like so much I forget brother. There's something bro. No, I swear it was him in Tifu
Remember Tifu fiber. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna say canada, bro
He's not it definitely long if we're talking this is longevity. Definitely not a not Korea. Oh
The deal is pretty fucking good he used to fucking is this the guy who killed prime long girl. Yeah, that's him. Yeah, but daddy
He's tough
No, no, no, no, I know you want to click kids. No, we got
the guy who just talks me says the N word and hits his vape every five seconds.
But it's been a long time. It is. Yeah, he's too good.
Oh, wait, where am I on this? I'm not finishing this.
Oh, God, I'm not finishing this. Yeah.
This is nothing. Oh, gee.
Shit. Oh, no. No, stop.
Yep. There you go.
Who the fuck is a shark shark?
Oh, you know, oh my god.
You don't know who shark is bro. He's like the up-and-coming like Peter bot fucking 14 year old that crazy shit
To Johnno or my god, there's another 32 in this bracket. What the fuck who's saying you this? No, it's a big bracket
It's oh my god. It's gonna like small down after this. Oh my god. There's a lot of names on here
This is the whole time man girl has an FNCS when he's been around forever. No, I'm gonna be honest with you
Rapid he's goaded bro that guy's
I'm first
It is prime is better than that guy. I don't know who that is. That's not sad
Queasy queasy is actually voted, but if you this is like a real ball knowledge, bro
Like this is like a real ball knowledge, but he died to jinxie
I'm always fucking crazy. Meryl Meryl. Yeah, and the prime Meryl was go to go
Who the fuck is this guy? No, that is
Hotchie go
Yo, hey, oh no, I don't even know what that is
No, Jerry's you go did but for all time we got to get clothes clothes these flowers
Even though he hasn't fucking on but hopefully this year. Are there so many new players? I actually wish I knew this
This is both EU. I don't know honestly pixie and walks great. I probably walks
Yeah
Refscarter pars. Yeah, parses. What rise are cold?
Yo, who's compared now who made this
It goes down to who's the best why does rise kind of look retorted
am I
Yo, it's a buddy look that at rise, bro
Cold cold, bro. The code is fucking going in bro. Who the fuck?
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. He's actually one of the greatest ever touch the game that ass. He's one of the greatest
We all say they know what even knows now today polo
Versa polo, it's got to be polo. Yeah
100% Hixi Versa, I don't know who this rexie dude. Hixi. I don't know what the fuck that is
Pixie all the way, bro. Stompy. Oh, what you know about stompy though, bro
He 11 stompy. This is like back in the day. Yeah, that's the EU chump right there, bro
The low key Yamzo has more longevity. No, yeah, he does 100% he hasn't won yet though
Amish booga booga like lying
Or paying are these guys the same person with the fuck
Oh
God, I love to do this tape cheat but pink for sure pink
Teeny versus edgy edgy used to be pretty good, bro edgy low all time
Like 50 different times rough aqua. Oh my god. He's no, but he kind of played ass after not worth that the other guy
What was the other guy? It was aqua. No
Who do you do aqua and cool?
Uh
All time though, isn't it I put on guys. Yeah, oh wait, it's uh, yeah
Oh, this guy's golden. No, is it?
Is any like the Asian?
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, he's not Peter, but he's guy with a bad
He's fucking good though, bro. Oh now we're not but I think it's getting smaller now. Yeah, it's breaking up demons or Thomas
Thomas all time for sure
Muzz versus Arkham Prime Muzz. No, no, no, really Arkham was a West Lemakie though. Yeah, but no
He's just under you got to understand bro for sure Arkham all time. It's Arkham
No way, it's Muzz. What's like I feel like I'm about to just do this leaderboard just to get Peter bot
Like I already know it's about to be Pete bruh day versus read all time read right
Yeah, I don't know anyone multiple FNCS is on East. I
mean
Three FNCS's and then like there was like a girl problem and then he like went live going crazy and then he's had
Yes, yo yo the fact that you remember that is crazy, bro
Now well listen listen everybody's saying day, but listen Reese still plays the game has qualified to Belgium
Which is the land this year. He's qualified to every land has done great every land. He's still
Why did I not make this list? I'm like starting to think about it
Like why am I not on this list of players cuz you were just a one-hit wonder and you left us
I did not leave the community did I yes oh god
No, are you crazy quantity? What bro? I swear it's free what we what is your chest saying read your day?
I don't know my chat. Let me ask
Because everybody is saying day on goddess read though all time like we're talking from then to now
Fuck it. I'm just go day. I guess
They look he had it bro reason for I don't know who this is you gotta tell me
Karama Karama really hasn't done anything crazy though. I swear. I guess they're both like
Just was on honestly
Well, I'm not versus a cure
I don't know who a nice a nice a nice just cuz he's in
Vanny versus. I don't know these players also Viko Viko won the last global like the summit
Rangers were steady. I mean bro. Fuck. He was better, but like
Like
Yeah, yeah, hands are versus sent it. I mean brother sent it is a fucking go whether he said it or not bro
That guy like actually like he didn't mean to say it. I'm not gonna lie. What does that even fucking me?
He didn't know that yeah, like whatever, bro king or Malibu go. I don't really know Malibu go like that
I'm pretty sure he was like actually goaded
Now Matt do this is weird because King has so many FNCS is but on Brazil
But then Mali literally has in multi FNCS is on the actual region. So
Yeah, 100% that guy's the king but deal versus mr. Savage private deal, right? But that yep. Yep, I'm set
Sorry, so you know versus free doxy private. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Fred Fred Fred school though, but Peter father shark
Click just don't don't ask me
Look at her, bro. Mongrel first rapid in their prime versus prime like who's better?
Rapids has no offense. Yes ones to be honest like yeah rapids better now, but all time. I swear it's wrong
Right. Yeah, Saf first queasy better in their prime. I'm trying to think I don't know who is putting these pictures on there, bro
I'm trying to think I feel like sad queasy queasy not a queasy. Yeah, cuz uh cuz the championships and land placements
Yeah, yeah, Miro vs. Chiro. I mean the Bar Miro Miro. Miro. Yeah clicks versus walks. Who clicks
clicks clicks reds are very hard versus cold cold big fucking see Z versus polo in the prime
verse prime brother talk about it polo polo bro but you can't like where you see someone should
like I'm not even kidding I there might not be a lot of like viewers you're born at the bro
someone should dead ass bring back every single like OG bro and run like I tried and like epic
Epic uh, remember the epic discord bro or whatever like the scrims. Uh-huh, bro. Oh my god
Look at my uh, look at my screen chain
It's just off. It's on ton muzz. Oh, yeah, let me take it off. I uh, I tried dim and date by the way
Literally not so long ago. What do you say?
something right I said uh
Boss, what's the word with you in for night? You seen me and Saf. He sold my shit
What bag would you want to run a season together? He said ask stretch. She'll probably do it for 10k
He like I'm not coming back wait dates online right now. Should I message him?
Right pretty fine. Good. Yeah, it probably respond. I just said hi
My last he was yeah, he was like fucking oh my god, bro
Yeah, it was that guy though
My messages with him are just begging to get into the game and he would give me code early cuz he used to like me
All the fucking scrims you would gatekeep everyone from playing and shit like that was dictatorship that it's fucking finest, bro
Well, he did ask he did ask to just give me code early because he liked me, bro
Everyone would beg for code like look at this shit, bro. You just give me the codes
Hold on though if we were to do this shit it has to be follow on God, but he just DM me
Told you he said he said stop. Yeah, I see
Yeah, that's fine miss you bro. Hope
Hope you yeah, that's so fire, bro
I was talking about this like imagine if when I did an actual four night program
But oh G style like where all the OGs are playing only
Like for like a crazy big event like you know what I'm saying that would be fucking insane
I know he just sent me a heart, bro. That's actually kind of nuts
It is so crazy man. I used to literally like I
I let him breathe this shit, bro. I was so young playing this game
You know what I really think about bro as much as for tonight just becomes like bad here and there bro like
This game was like that. That's like such a big thing a part of my life
Like always used to live and breathe the shit. What'd you do? Probably wake up scrims scrims
Scrims like this is shit that you used to do every fucking day, bro
This is all that mattered, bro
It's crazy
It's actually insane. It always will be bro. You're never you're never you're gonna be 30 cranky 90s, bro. I promise
Oh god, it doesn't leave you bro. It doesn't leave the body. It'll always be a party. Wait hold on pizza then game
Could we put this on pause?
Yeah, sure, bro. Can you screen share? Fucking dork
Hold on bro
I already knew polo is better. Fuck this
Wait chill. Yeah, okay. You could phone right motherfucker say chill bro
All right, I'm not gonna be 30 cranking 90s by the way. Oh god, you will be
I'm not I find it hard to believe I'll be playing four night in seven years from now
Well, even whatever it is. They're gonna be playing video games 30 years old, bro. Like you're not it's not a little bro
The internet tricks you bro, don't believe that shit. I am am I not no shit
how old is like actually old chat like I know the internet trolls about it but
like what like what age you think it's like I maybe I shouldn't be doing this
shit please after you got back by little TJ or by Jack Dordy is for your
god please yo you're like that bro you really like that
imagine imagine Cardi got smacked you think I'm gonna buy Jack Dordy
yo yo listen I love them all bro I'm good I'm not gang banging we not
Affiliated none of that shit mentioned card equals gang got it
What's that you really like that bro? Damn Ron? Okay? Cardi Sam opium by the way?
I met him over a day. Oh, he pulled me into his car
And he said that he fucks with my streams on my mom's heartbeat. I did that cap. I have it on a documentary footage
Actually, Cardi yep
Why don't play you're not having but then you're just
I'm not lying, I'm not lying.
I am no way. No, watch out Pete.
Bro, you guys, be surprised who watches the stream bro.
There might be some people in here you don't even know or watch him, man.
Bro, no, that, okay, that's real.
You know Nathan McKinnon, the hockey player?
Yeah, I think so.
Bro, he was, uh, he'd always be tapped into my shit.
Oh, you know, you know who I got a DM by?
Who?
Well, I got a DM.
Okay, you're not gonna believe me though.
Yeah, I just don't know. I don't know if I should leak. Should I leak?
I mean, I leak and he's just saying what it is. Just don't cat, bro.
Okay, I'm with you. I got a DM from Lebron and he said yo bro, um...
It's like...
Alright.
Dude, what?
He literally told me he's a 17 months old, bro.
And he said like, he doesn't want his name exposed in my chat, but he's been something for 17 months.
You are not fucking yelling, dude. Really, bro?
Alright, bro.
You'd be surprised you're stabbed in, man.
No, I know I was gonna say some shame same shit about Kim Kardashian. She'd be tapped in my shit too like
Bro, she's in for night she loves the shit
I mean, I would say you what Drake for sure
100% bro, he's with like the streaming Lord. I don't know who the fuck to be honest for me shit probably
fucking
I don't know bro.
Well you've been surprised though bro.
A lot of famous people just scroll TikTok bro.
They scroll TikTok.
They scroll Instagram.
Like everything.
Oh yeah.
For me, Mr. Beast probably.
Or Snoop Dogg.
Who's more famous?
Mr. Beast or Snoop Dogg?
Mr. Beast is like La Mickey bro.
That's kind of La Mickey.
Mr. Beast just gives a lot of followers but like bro.
They're like fame, fame.
Like I would say like Drake's bigger than Mr. Beast in my opinion.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck yeah, yeah, I would say great for you though for sure. Oh
My oh my
Everything he's good
Now he took a training class after that mistake he had you learned and everything
not to say that look is yeah he educated in everything oh she happens
versus times you fuck up
come on back to back fucking wins baby top five how many kills is that 16 I'm
not gonna keep place like me
like your playstyle is done like you're you probably don't even know how to
tarp normal you probably tarp the og way where you like do the full fucking
boxes and shit yeah I'm not a serious like what are you bro just hating on
me like nah I'm just keeping it above now bro I gave you your flowers what
more do you want I'm gonna fucking easy to give you two votes I gave you your
You put on a performance
That's what the fuck we do kid. I'm all sweet. It's my team, bro
That's fucking dope, baby we need this shit wrong god because we fucking shit the bed day one really bad
I'm saying we bro, please bro
Oh, you better be on for finals bro. It's colleagues versus Peterbott. Is that today?
No, it's finals. That's why we want Pete the quality because we're gonna call each other off spawn. Oh shit
I'm not gonna be crazy. I'm gonna be in like streamer university when finally. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you know, like I think to be kind of cinema
But I mean if you watch the most one, I don't really know what the fuck
I mean with streamer you you can kind of do whatever you want, right? I would assume so
Yeah
24 7 I gotta figure out something I gotta like get on my 24 7 for how long 30 days for five days
I'm gonna run max ads where we're buying a car after
Yeah
You're fucking stack you got the Porsche your is what else?
You got a million dollars in cars run. Holy shit. I don't yes, you do what you have the Porsche in the Lambo
That's a miller, bro
No, no, no, really.
Guys, the SVJ's not happening.
Look at the fucking market.
I talk about this all the time, bro.
It's not happening.
Look at this shit.
Or this shit is literally like $1.8 million?
Like, God man, someone finger my tight ass.
Bro, a fucking Lambo?
Yeah, they, they, they just call it like,
double it in price overnight, bro.
It's not happening.
SVJ, that's that fast one, huh?
Oh my God, they're actually like ruining the market.
Like, this is nuts.
It's fucking bullshit ass fucking market, man.
This is bullshit.
Fucking bullshit. This is not cool. We can't so all right. Yo, where's the four night shit the one that you had so have it?
Okay, I wanna actually see what happens means we'll finish it right fuck it. Okay, pixie versus yamzo all time
What's up, I know yamzo pixie. I don't know who pixie is really
Same pixie easy you he's looking good. No, I'm not glad the fact that I said that that was rage bait
Okay, we'll go but yeah, I didn't even hesitate
Coyote vs. Thomas Coyote. He's got it. No, no, no, JK got you wait. It might actually go versus day
Day days better days better, bro. Yeah, no, no
Resonversa noce noce easy a noce. Yeah, 100%. Oh my god. It worked out. Look at the bottom right
Fuck
What a fuck is that on the bottom right? What I had an ad pop-up. You know that thing. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah the state farm free money, bro easy. Oh, you you yeah, I got broke
Just so you know, it's all green by the way, too
That shit's like all it's all legit. You know something remember how we had that one combo. Oh, yeah
SETI versus Vika who's better?
all time
pride pride
Yeah, I guess it is said because of his land placements sent it bro. He's so goaded at one point
Oh god, Tayson easy
I'm gonna talk about it. Vino. Oh
Oh, are you crazy?
Yeah, oh God almost miss click that shit. I would have told you exit the test and redo it all
Peter Bob, bro, click that right. So mongrel crazy in the wrong. I'm shame shame
Queasy all time though. That's the thing
For sure clicks all time. It's narrow. Yeah, mirror. Oh, yeah, like clicks. I'm sorry, bro
Oh, there's polo polo. This is okay. This is a crazy debate by the way. People actually think it's cold. Oh god
It's polo
Booga the motherfucking lion baby awkward Thomas
All time Thomas just because he's had way more
Longevity like aqua quit so long ago
day or anus
I
Don't even know swear. I don't
Saddy versus said Ted ooh
Saddy cuz land placements
Even though sense it was going shit
See this is where it's Peter 100%
But tasting it has to be like
Bro, yes, yes, bro. Nobody doesn't like
Yeah, we're talking about land some of the greatest performance something that Steven a ESPN acknowledged something that the whole road
Acknowledged somebody that hit different type of pages and different type of levels in gaming history
Right, we're talking about somebody that is still dominant to this day now and doing shit. That's unheard of
Like it's Peter, bro. He doesn't stop won't stop can't stop
Like it all right
Queezy versus Miro.
See this is always go to bro. He was really good. This is where it gets tricky. I have to say Miro though
Yeah, I feel like it's right. I mean, bro, please be shit low teeth. He did it after die a junko too
I swear he said we took points off of him
Like his go debate is just wraps unacceptable. No, like I swear you could a hundred o Jinxie. I
Did a hundred o Jinxie. I did it you did already or no. Yeah. Oh, yeah, see like how the fuck is queasy dining, bro?
Maro, 100%.
Are you sure?
Yes, has to be, right?
Fuck it.
Kolo vs. Buga?
Bullshit.
Fuck.
Like in there, prime vs. prime?
Like, I will be honest with you, bro.
All the time, bro, right?
Lion, no.
It's the fucking lion, bro.
Like, are we going to discredit this guy?
Are we going to fucking discredit?
Yeah, we can.
He will be in forever, the fucking lion,
OK, I'm not going to lie, man.
OK, I think I think the face of Fortnite competitive,
like, would you still say it's Peter?
I feel like Booga, like to a main audience,
if you said people who play Fortnite, like, I feel like it's still Booga.
Like, am I tripping or no?
Like, if you ask like a random person who knows about like Fortnite competitive,
if they like, I feel like Booga is just like, I don't know, bro.
He just cemented his fucking name. It's Clicks.
But I'm talking about if you ask like a random person, right?
On the street, you're like, yo, do you know Fortnite?
And then you say clicks booga or Peter bot. I feel like you'll know booga. I got my mom
You mean like outside of competitive else. Yeah, okay outside of competitive like if you're just watching
Low key it might be clicks just outside. No, like but no
Fornite comp itself it has to be here and then
Boop or then click the most famous names that came out of fortnight like top five would have to be like ninja
T-Foo and they're like who are the other three like you think the most famous buga. Oh, yeah, you're right. It is buga buga
It's ninja T-Foo buga or no, no, and like who else?
Clicks for sure, bro, like he's he hasn't stopped this game and he fucking won't stop bro
I don't know how he still gets on every day catching his fuck playing the shit
Yeah, please there, bro
Thomas versus day in their prime
Thomas right all time. Well, this is the 40 at Thomas for
actually I just realized that was fine. Is that who you're gonna choose? I can go back. Wait. Wait. Can you go back to Eric's at the top right? Yeah, it's
Booga. Yeah, yeah, it is. It is it is all time has to be Thomas versus day.
Thomas Thomas all time like land placements and shit. Hi, steady
Not even let you do it on God
See this is where it gets weird
Mother's time out booga got carried because marrow mother's time out booga didn't do this and that after marrow left
See like everybody's saying marrow bro, but then again like the lion just came back. He's qualified to land. He showed up
It's fucking great. Who who do you have everyone's like I'm gonna lie like call me a little fanboy whatever might be
I'm not gonna lie bro Booga to me is like one of my favorite players ever touched the game
Like I don't know how to describe it free tweet. He's just booga, bro. It's booga
Like I don't know bro. Like it just it makes me like
Like I like it makes me feel warm inside when I see him, bro
They have the same FNCS championship. So how is people saying Mero Booga has anyone?
Fuck that shit man. Fuck that shit. Hey, well, well, yeah, Mero won the land
But Booga won the motherfucking World Cup championship
What the fuck? Why the fuck are they comparing Thomas?
They don't wait. Hold on. Hold on. Let's say they don't
They do Mero just won the land with Cooper, but Booga won World Cup. Oh shit, but Booga got killed by Loose
I forgot. Booga has three
What?
My goal only has three on God
No way. I was giving a false narrative. Damn, is it Miro done? Fuck, bro. Fuck it. Yeah,
it has to be then. No way. So, so you think Peterbott's better than Miro? Yeah. Oh yeah.
Bro, Miro himself said that Peterbott's a different breed and there's never gonna be another one like
him. So, the top three players that ever touched the game is Pete and then who are the other two then?
Really try thank you. Honestly, I think it's Peter bot Merrow
Peter bot Merrow Booga queasy
stable Ronaldo damn
It's stable. Ronaldo is nowhere to be found brother
What people said that
His win rate is 91% on this website
Interesting bro, very interesting tasting you guys got tasting over Merrow
It's great for the game again. Yeah
Yeah, how the fuck do I get out of here though? What the fuck just happened?
Dude leaked! Leaked, actually leaked. Patrol.
Generally. Oh, when will I get the credit I deserve for being one of the greatest players
to ever touch the game?
Oh, fuck that. You need an icon skin, bro.
You think they would ever give me it or no?
Yeah. 100%.
No, bro. I should talk too much, bro. I'm just an emotional guy, bro.
Doesn't matter, bro. I think what's his name is already Ginnone.
Who?
Jinxie he has to begin one. Yeah, I feel like that too, man. I wish I could just
Just wish well, I did I just want to I just want to show the world man. The only thing is like
Nobody wants a fucking midget like a short ass skin like that's the only problem like would your skin do sales
How the fuck would it look like is it gonna be?
viable how am I considered a midget if I'm 5'9 that makes no you are short as
fuck bro midget is not to ask you fucking idiots unless you're using it in
like a bad word I mean I can feel offended bro you're really over the
I'm not 5'9 I forgot I'm 5'8 okay same shit same shit now bro you're short as
Not a lie for a grown man. You're a hella small. How am I supposed to change my height bro?
You're gonna start wearing height boosters around like what do you want me to do from that?
That's why I told you why we always had this argument, bro
I would rather be 350 pounds then die before me
No, I can change that bro. You can't yeah, but you don't choose to change it. That's the thing
It's it's a work in progress. It takes time. I
Could just cheat
Chesh, I just do it look the SV though, bro. It's got 1800 miles. I just do it
I just want to buy I want to buy a v12 before it's too late, bro. I
Love cars man. Like is there what is there something that you want to buy, bro? I
Did is the year is probably you're talking about a 1.8 million dollars car, bro
I just the only reason is because I just want to get this before it's over bro
Like the world is just fucking changing man. My time is running out man. Yeah
Millionaire by 15 guys give up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, do you I mean, I don't even know if you get personal like that on stream
Are you like you have investments in shit? Like are you sad? Of course all I have one
I have a good amount of money just in like
Base stocks that give me like, you know, like a normal return every year
Yeah, you told me back then though. Remember like you said on stream before like the whole property shit
Have you bought more and dead more? Of course
I don't really waste my money this chat. I think something's just dumb, bro
Like I'm not so dumb
Bro if you're financially like making good moves and you're you know you're doing well then
Would I ever buy a 1.5 million dollar car right now bro doesn't make sense because because a you want it
You wouldn't buy that cash you would never buy that exactly a you can honestly
Can't you write that shit off if you at least it or should I just do this?
I mean, this is sexy too, bro. Like my screen share so I can see what you're looking at
I'm watching your shit
No, bro, but I got feel like I don't know what is a dream if you let it die
Like I feel like I just shouldn't quit on my dream sure it's an expensive ass car
But bro, it's more like it's more of a statement bro like from 2023 to now like I'm mad
I imagine I just popped out with my fucking like dream car
2023 you are not buying that bro. No, not this. I don't want this. This is sexy though. Well, why don't you want this?
But my dream car since chat since when I think since like literally like 2020
Holy shit to or something like that 2021
Bro you gotta look at it. You're not buying the car in the money's burned you have the money in the car
Until I get into a reality and then I lose it all well. I mean
Holy fuck you put down four hundred thousand dollars the shit's thirty thirty thousand
fuck that
well I'd rather get my money to charge me
I'm not doing that
what if I trade in my car too on top of that
still I don't do that
that's 21,000
fuck
why is that so expensive though
I'm confused it looks
it's just ruined though
it looks like a regular Lamborghini
like all the other ones you'd be seeing
oh god
I don't really know too much. I know you know all all kinds of shit about it
I mean bro technically this would be free bro, but I just slapped the stable logo on it and then I could use as a write-off
Bro knows his ways you somehow somewhere bro, you'll get that shit written off regardless. You'll find a way
I mean if you think about it, bro, I just like take the logo the SVJ logo check and I literally just put like a stable logo
Like it's kind of guaranteed, bro.
If you lease it, I think it's a right off regardless.
What the fuck is this, bro?
You know what?
There's a little tactic, bro.
You can call me what you want.
You can call me Jay, whatever it is.
But look at this fucking shit.
New arrival, new arrival, new arrival, new arrival.
All of them are priced crazy prices
because it's the same guy manipulating the whole market.
This is bullshit.
This is fucking bullshit.
1.8, like how are they that, bro?
No, it's not right.
It's not right.
It's bullshit, bro.
I'm gonna get down to the bottom of this. I'm not even kidding. I'm actually gonna get down to the bottom of this
I'm gonna sue everybody. I don't give a fuck. Oh, yeah, you're a J for sure
Yep, J. Not oh
Is what the fuck we need to start calling you bro
We're brought out the fucking lawyers and shit it's over
You're on your boogership, bro
June no, no
That's not my name bro, that's not my fucking name.
Yeah, Juno, I'ma start calling me that, bro.
What does it dream if you quit on it?
Sometimes you just gotta dream big, bro. Just keep dreaming. Maybe this shit will come to life.
Bro, you've been dreaming for way too fucking long, bro. Make that shit come or not.
Like, what are you waiting on?
Oh, and it's fire.
You got the bread, bro.
This can't bro unless you let this state farm shit run a bit more you good to go shit
Make sure they click that link for just extra results and shit
My fucking
Bands of money. I actually need more the thing is if I got this card chat would I get rid of my Porsche?
I feel like I can't get rid of that, but that's just like a icon. No, bro. I
I swear your Porsche is gonna go up in value too, no?
No, probably not. They always need to go up in values because it's naturally aspirated V12 and they're not doing those anymore
So these are just gonna keep going up
Fuck!
Wait, so how about the Ferrari Clicks guy? Is that not a V12?
No, it's a fucking... What is a fucking SN90 have? It's like a V6, no?
No, that shit is loud. There's no way.
I think it's sad it doesn't own any shirts. Yo cutie Cinderella, bro. Congratulations on your marriage
Yeah, it's whatever. I don't know what it's called.
Same sheet. Thank you for complimenting my body, but I have a girlfriend. Sorry.
No, it's got a V8? Yeah, but the thing is about the SF90, that car is just going to keep going down.
I feel bad. I feel like Clicks overspent. No, he spent $700,000 on the SF90.
If you know anything, bro, he got cooked.
Shouldn't he have got the Spyder or some shit? Is it that one?
He did, he did, but the car is worth like $500,000.
Oh, so no, no, he's gonna make money, no?
I thought the spider goes up in value.
Maybe one day.
Damn, bro.
Oh, like, I'm just fucking my movement so bad.
You can't do that.
I'll be honest with you, like,
I could take a gambling deal, but I don't really want to at this point in my life right now.
I just feel like, I just enjoy making content every day, like, I don't know.
I mean, you could do it on kick though, separated if you wanted to.
I really just enjoy going live every day.
I'm dead ass.
And you could make this type of money without a deal.
This is all you got to do.
All you got to do is work hard.
What? But what? Why is that?
Don't get offended.
Don't get offended. I'm just saying.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not getting offended.
What the fuck?
I'm asking why, like, what do you mean you work hard?
You could still do that and do that.
You know what I mean?
I mean, yeah.
Look at Lacey.
M four com.
Like Lacey still like works hard.
You mean like you're gonna get lazy and shit like you'll get content. No, I've had a deal before but I'm just saying like I feel like right now
My career it's important to just not to yeah, yeah, and just like just stream bro
Like why do I care about the shit and again bro? You can
No, but one thing that my manager his name is griff by the way is my dad basically he's I know Griff is he always told me bro
He's like you can only fall off and you can only stop making money
You can only stop doing what you're doing at your level if you decide to and what he means by that
It's kind of like a little story is like
If I just become lazy, yeah, everything's gonna go downhill, right?
If I don't put out good shit. Yeah, everything's gonna go downhill, right?
So as long as you just keep being you and doing your thing bro, like he told me that the journey is better than the destination
Simple bro. I'm a lot slow. I'm like pretty slow
So I'm trying to like put the puzzles and pieces together. Isn't that the same griff manages lacy, too?
Does he, oh god?
No.
Oh, he used to though, no?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
But listen, bro.
You can always, the journey to the destination, or the journey is better than destination.
Basically that means like through all the failures, through all the ups, through all
the downs, bro.
You're gonna look back when you get to the destination that you want to get at in life,
and you're gonna be like damn, bro.
It was all worth it.
And it sounds cliche, bro!
It sounds cliche!
But like, take it from me!
Take it from faxity!
Bro, faxity!
Remember when we were at that dinner?
You were talking about Brolay!
Like, bro, you were down bad, bro.
I was down bad.
And now look, we look back at those moments,
and it's moments that make us who we are.
If I never had 2023, I would probably
be like, like, I don't even know, bro.
Like, it taught you things.
It teaches you things.
No, real shit.
I literally remember it all, right?
Oh, god, I think this is like, we've mentioned that shit
so many times just because how hard it hits us, bro.
Like, real shit.
Oh, god.
Not a philosopher.
I remember how down bad you were.
Like, you were like, bro, I'm not even trolling.
You were dead lost.
Like on what to do how to do like everything.
I remember the vibes you were giving off of you were telling me.
It's suicidal parts, right?
Yeah, no, God, you were around me, whether you were my mom,
whether you're my friends, whether you were anything.
No, I was just depressed.
Like, I mean, I didn't want to say that.
But yeah, you were giving off like suicidal vibes.
Now, I'm going to tell you, I'm like, no, I'll tell you, bro.
Oh, geez, coming out to advantage like, you know, this and that.
And no, you really fucking you can definitely look back and be proud, bro.
I
Think fucking stable, baby. It's crazy. I was actually talking about this
You think you might not care, but like it was kind of funny. I thought about this yesterday on my stream
Bro during like 2023 hi, I think did his first mafia thought or whatever was it 2023 chat so like that and thanks y'all
Yeah, he bro, there's like a screenshot of me and him live
And I think he's like 180 down the years and I had like
400 500 and now like fast forward like I'm a part of his thing like it's just I don't know
That's just crazy me I guess
You were just reacting to that shit the other day, I think I seen you had like a hundred fucking thousand broke
Like it's fucking insane. Oh god
I'm sure you hear it a lot, bro. We're all fucking proud of you. I'm got real shit, bro. You've been killing it. Oh god
Don't change bro. Always be yourself. Even if they call you fucking cringe this that
You're
What up? Hey
motherfuckers tell me I changed or maybe I did change wait how does the quote go
fuck yeah yeah I knew you would fuck some shit up
oh I think I think it's maybe I changed no I didn't change the people around me
did right yeah look at back at my first time Twitter trying to find one
burger was actually just a baby bro it was just a fuck
what the fuck are you doing all right leeks
I
Make it get real depressing if we keep scrolling this is 2024
What are you looking at? I'm looking at my burner
This is 2020. I'm sort his soul to banks to get his fame back. All right. Yeah
Chart rate do I bang that guy?
actually bro let me chill cuz
I'd be seen hella clips and shit you're about to be on the fucking news or
whatever the fuck
my god I actually remember this night
shut up outlaw bro
come on
me and my beer
it's over buddies
fucking max is on the holy shit
nobody does it
Chad this is Chad
oh my god oh gee burger
he's so fucking small
is burger live with you still? it's early at your mom's
nah he's here somewhere I don't know where actually
bro said he's here somewhere
oh my god this was
This was wait, this was the night this was the night before og
This is the night before og for night everything that happened to me at all once why does life do this to me wow
Go back to renegade Raider you go right skull ranger you just be you all right. Let's go. We are for tonight. Oh god
Yo, what are you?
reading my old teeth yeah damn we will be playing little that I know this dead ass
changed my life what were the comments on this
oh he's on mother for an IOG shit
you you um you still have people like when you had 500 viewers that are still
in the chat like that you recognize and shit that stuck with you or is it all
brand new I mean there's a lot there's a lot of OG viewers in my chat everyone
claims that they're OG but like there's a lot of OG viewers in my chat bro but do
you have like like do you physically remember any of like the 500 500 viewer
ones that would be there or like nah yeah for sure
I
Look at this balls manifesting this shit before I even had it
We share let me just be sure
I'm just going to my old sweater. I'll just be sure I
see it
Bro, Ray you saw bro. You still flipper rain. Yeah
Okay, hey on rain
Rain changed my life. He used to literally wake me up out of my apartment and make my he would tell me to make my bed at like
nine a.m. I'm not even getting you literally just tell me to stop being a fat ass. What do you
think about the current state of the game? No PR answer epic want deduct your pay dead.
Wait, this is all your all. Yeah, this is just old tweets. Look at this shit, bro. Wait,
you can hear my TTS shit? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Not a game is awesome. It's the greatest game ever, bro.
Yeah, that's not even big bro. Yeah, I swear you were always bugging about how fat like
fat you were never that fat. Oh, this is the isn't this the one that I am the clip
Yeah, you crashed?
No, that was against Jinxy.
Oh, was it?
What is this?
Okay, that was...
When we talked about your top five, like, clips,
that was top right there, my boy.
Wait, why can't I fucking drag like this one?
Where's it happening?
Yo, what the fuck is it?
Oh, there you go.
Look at me, bro.
I'm between now.
Who'll be on...
Hey, Chad, who'll be on TikTok
like favoriting this shit when they're depressed?
Oh, yeah, I'll take this.
How it feels, what's possible.
Yo, go back to Clicks! I can't see!
Yeah, watch out for that.
Oh, my God, I was looking at your shit.
I
Dreams do come true, bro. Oh, you can't quit on the tree. What is a tree that you quit on your dream? Oh
Absolutely fucking nothing right get that damn SV fucking Lambo, whatever the fuck
I remember you used to live like Jason was like one of your OGs too.
He used to live with him back back when you were chilling in that apartment, right?
I'm gonna tell him about where he's at.
Jason like...
Which one of the metal?
He changed my life.
He was like the only like...
Y'all could just say names and not have talked about it but like Jason was dead ass did not.
He dead ass said fuck if you can't make everything count for it.
He would just literally just...
He would always just be there bro.
He would always just be there.
He's a real one for that.
He would fall in the corner.
Sometimes I wish...
See?
Sometimes I wish.
Sometimes I wish me and him
What do you mean you did more together y'all fucking live together, bro
I gotta clip that shit in his come
One day one day we're all gonna die bro
All right, I'm not I'm cool with the dreams and big and all the cool shit
But when you see it tell me I'm gonna die sooner. We're all dead. I'm not trying to think
We're about to be in 2027 it's not to be 10 years
I ain't trying to think about dying though. Hey moves quick man
Yeah, no
Why does talking to somebody I got to the crystals the fuck is this?
soon
Next update next next update
You've seen that mid tipu shit, that's gonna be iconic you have to be there, bro and do the
Add the stable touch add the stable touch on God
You have to be there, bro
Crazy Wow
Wow big fucking CEO bro winning opens but can't win it. Okay, I'm chill
Shit, I'm gonna be careful. He's salary's my shit
Oh
My 12 kills need a
I
Yo, what are you doing?
Is that is that the Lambo and whatever I don't know
Oh, yeah, A.S.H. on this.
I won't point.
Fallen.
Dreaming.
Darken.
In your sleep.
I know you want to
I am not.
are you watching the England game tomorrow yeah I want to see the blues you got Argentina
oh god I'm just going to fuck this shit out of my fucking face damn look at this though
shit's so weird to tell myself I gotta work harder and do more I haven't left my house
in four days nobody ever parked next to me in part where I've been looking into the GTDRS
for a week now every day it's in one day I'll get one once I work harder look at this bro
223
Hi
I want to see what I'm gonna call when I want to see
Argentina win and then I want to see Argentina win the whole World Cup and then I want to see a thousand gifted from
An anonymous user
If you know you know oh
Shit yeah top servers or some shit
Oh my god, this is actually real, man.
Oh my god, I got a short fashion one of them, and it was like this, oh my god.
Cat, but there's no way.
No, I swear to god, I remember this.
I only thought I was trolling, I make it like a fashion.
Oh my god, I ordered for this, and that's what I got.
That's fucking crazy.
Come on.
I'm not gonna lie, bro, you might have to pause, because if you want to see Peter do
the solo, like, what do you think, this is what...
This is this is what he's fucking known for right here brother solo clutches, even though he didn't do this in prime, but
Build on the tree no no
What a fucking shot kid
Come on
Yeah, dude Pete deleted valorant thank God back in his prime. Let's go
Oh
Drink that juice boy.
Come on.
Nobody builds.
You go for that. You go for that.
Yes.
No.
Yes!
It's cold.
Free height. Come on.
that shit top 11 baby 13 kills we need this shit come on qualify kid
bro they had such a bad day one though so bad
They won we need a day to one
We need that P versus clicks baby
All right, no
Come on
No, don't monkey
Johnny's fucking jumping in the boxes. He has a chug it doesn't even need to yes play this play this no
That guy's a fucking idiot
Why are you
The guy's an idiot for playing the game by the way.
No he's not an idiot either.
I don't know that's pretty cool though I'm not a liar.
Fucking merits hats it down bro.
Clicks quad.
Clicks is in.
Wait let me check the leaderboard and see how the fuck he's looking.
Oh fuck bro come on here we go let's see let's do this shit.
Vision.
the fuck is
Popularity for sure a country where stable not a Ronnie Fattah is approximately five foot three inches tall
Hey, what who the fuck?
The fuck is making articles about you bro?
Tell my three inches right disrespectful
All right, let me see
Excited places cute night in foot three
Yeah, this community often teases him that he's closer to five three like brown
And I got people my chesting five threes generous like what are you fucking talking about?
You're about five four
Hey
Yeah, I'll put some I'll put some classics on or something bro. Yo, okay. Yo Leo. How tall is stable?
Five four in a good day
that little goblins officially
five months three on a good day
with big socks and a bro got
and the whole chat lost their
shit dudes out here claiming
five months eight like we ain't
seen the clips man's a walking
condomin short king energy
though respect that's just not
Leo. Yo, yo, bro. Hey, how tall
is stable or no bro and don't
Yo, bro, straight up, no cap, the man's a certified 5'3 manlet.
Got measured live on stream, the tape don't lie, chat was dying.
He swears up and down his 5'8, like we ain't seen the clips of him standing mixed to actual
humans.
Lil homie built like a fun-sized Snickers.
Short king vibes forever though, respect the hustle.
Don't fuck yourself.
Yo, wait, who is that?
Can you ask how much?
While you're at it, sensitive.
Yeah, that's enough for me.
Wait, how do you get?
How do you get that? What is that?
It's my brother just talks to me.
Bro, can you ask him about me, my weight or some shit?
Oh, yeah, I got you, bro.
Let me see what the fuck he's got.
Let's see if this guy's.
It's a mic or am I my actual mic?
Actual mic, I think I hear it clear, though.
Yo, Leo, do you know who fax it is?
If you do, bro,
Give me a description of what you think about him.
He's a Twitch streamer.
I'll see you soon.
See if this guy, because he didn't lie about you.
Loading.
They're searching.
What do they got in their bagel?
This is either there's too much.
That bald headed screaming pal.
OK, all right.
Yeah, they just called you
Yo, that's not yo he has no filter bro
Yo, yo, can you give me a description of him?
That's not maybe like talking about that maybe talk about like his weight talk about how we like
how tall he is, etc. what he does for the community.
Yo, yo, this guy, if you I can only imagine what he was going to call me.
Fax UT is a chunky.
OK, all right.
Is it like, OK, you're going to read.
I'm not going to read what it says, bro.
Wait, is it TOS?
Because I don't know, bro.
He's is that bad to call you like, I don't know what this is.
He said.
No, I don't.
Yeah, just say it, brother.
If it's not doing it, I don't care. I'm not saying these words. You want me to just replay it? I'll just replay it
Okay, go. I mean fuck it right here
Thanks, you teached a chunky little Palestinian range goblin, bro
Man's built like a walking meatball short king energy probably five moods eight on a good day with lifts
Why raise a solid 220 to 240 pounds? Oh, yeah, he's right. He's not right. Wait. No, okay. Wait. Hold on
Not right. Okay. No, Leo doesn't lie. It's not right. Yeah, I fucking love this guy. Oh God
Yo, Leo, are we talking about the same guy, bro? That guy is literally not 240 pounds
I just want to be the guy to tell you that
Bro, I'm calling bullshit dudes are walking human meatball. I've seen his streams
He's got the physique of a man who's been stress-eating shawarma since 2020
If you're 240, I'll shove a goddamn Xbox controller up my ass on stream while jerking off the Peterbot
Highlight
Yo, no, no, anything you want to say about a stable or an auto then while we're at it
Oh
Fuck yeah that little five-month three Jewish hobbits
Man's a walking grease trap trying to lose the weight by summer every single year while stress eating like a raccoon in a dumpster
absolute legend
Fucking Jbo
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Yo, this shit is funny.
Oh God, I never even heard of that, bro.
The fucking, that's too good, bro.
A fucking, what do you call you, a hobbit?
You call it, the fucking three Jewish hobbit
with a 30% body fat.
What the fuck is a hobbit, bro?
I don't fucking know.
Oh, man, that's too funny, bro.
Holy shit.
Come on, Cleks, why are you in queue?
Like, what is happening?
Yeah, Cleks, why are you queuing for the game, bro?
It's like, what?
I thought, I thought, no, I thought him in peatery.
I think he's trying to, I think he's trying to griefee.
That's why.
Yo vet, why are you using your quiet with fucking David diver? What is your profile, bro?
What are you doing, bro, but you're not real bro
Yes, the vet bro, and you give the red why'd you give me ten in the cold quiet? What's wrong with you guys?
By the way, you don't have to gift me. I just want to keep it there like no one in this job
I don't need it bro, like I'm dead ass seriously.
I'm gonna be fine bro.
That gift him 10 bro.
No, nobody has to bro, like dead ass nobody has to.
Gift who 10?
Ron.
No, bro, it's fine, like nobody has to.
He just won 20k on Spain.
Oh, bro, thanks bro, thank you for the 10 bro.
Like, let's not appreciate him, but you don't have to bet.
Like you dead ass don't have to man.
Like dead serious bro, you don't have to.
You don't, but thank you bro, you don't have to.
But another 10 you know what it's appreciated
Like you know what I'm saying like anyone who gets 10 right now it's appreciated of course
Yo you are a fucking J
Listen Leo
This is a setup
You want it all on God
You want every fucking gifted in the whole road
You actual J
Fuck
Remember I don't need it
Every penny, every dollar, every fucking cent.
Alright guys, if y'all believe that man,
just give the 100, watch, I won't even say that again.
And I give y'all a mean like, I just won't.
I'm deadass, bro.
You ever got a thousand gifted at once?
Yo, cuz, thank you for the five,
but we don't have to do that.
Say it again?
You ever got a thousand gifted at once?
So there's one time where I got a thousand gifted,
and then I said, like I was freaking out,
and then someone gifted another thousand.
Oh god, it won't happen again. No, I've never I haven't seen that as a gifted since like five months ago
Like I'm dead ass nobody would do it. Yeah, no nobody would do it
I mean, I don't even I don't think the button works. Yeah, right? It's my button even work
Like bro, does that button even fucking work though?
It actually might not somebody on God try it see nobody nobody try it. It's not gonna work
I
Guess that's not gonna work, bro. Don't do it chat. They were the five bro valid, but you don't have to
Yo, do you have that Leo ground standby? Yeah, yeah, you are. Can you ask him about Peterbot? Oh, oh gosh
Yeah, what let me give it a try. Let's try. I want anybody says about my fucking go yo
Yo, Leo, what do you think about Peterbot, the Fortnite player?
He doesn't say that. He's not gonna repeat anything, right?
That kid's a fucking demon on the sticks, bro.
Five-time FNCS champ, global champ...
Uh, six, seven.
...stacked almost 1.2 million in prize money.
Here we go. Fuck y'all.
...the boys are looking aimbot who makes pros look like they're...
Yo, reach me!
me let's be real that cheetah bot nickname didn't come from nowhere dude's got clips so crisp they
look like he's got a mechanical cock up his ass control oh god i fucking love leo leo you are
a fucking dope word clip whoa he's with the ai yo yeah that was a i what even his son was scripted
by Skynet. The man's either the goat or the most polished fraud since that one time I jerked off
with a USB-C cable thinking it'd charge my balls. Either way, I'd let him clap my cheek.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
He owe whites!
You- You-
Alright, alright, chill the fuck out, Ronaldo. You act like I just nutted on your grandma's favorite
I
Was thinking of the other Ronaldo the one who actually knows how to hold a controller without
Yo, this guy's fucking you know, he don't give no fucks, bro
Wait, hold on. Oh my god
Hey, where I don't see it. Oh stop leaking. Oh, you're leaking. Oh, they are they are there. Hold on. Hi burger
So dude, every time I say burgers name now he goes
Okay, okay, I don't know if this is it but this might be a clicks versus Peter because he's uh, he's trying to grief him out of
Qualls
Yeah, I'm gonna guy unless unless the chat's cabin, but this actually might be they've been waiting to queue sniping. Oh
My god, hold on turn off the music bro. This is important. Yeah, fuck the music. Oh my god. This is the music right here
I was sure following it with a twitch prime of five gift it, but you don't have to you don't have to
Don't have to there's no way. There's no way to see y'all y'all. I think they lied now. They're lying to us, bro
Come on, bro, they just lie oh
My god, wait, why did he not win? Yo y'all are walking we might be delayed, bro
They're saying that he's gonna key him supposedly hold on see out of this game though. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did die so we did on the same game
Yeah, I'm about to go on let me see Peter
Flix is in a lobby with 67! They're in the same team! Yes!
Okay, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna try to key him right now, bro.
Blurr- Blurr- You know what Blurr-X is?
Yes.
He's a he-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he- yeah, he dropped it.
He- he- he's gonna watch replays and he tells them what skins they're wearing and everything,
and then once they find them, they're just gonna chase him down every time.
Say it on God.
This is gonna be on my life. This happens all the time. Wait!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
Oh god, I buddy crashed
Wait, so where does he land?
He lands at it, there if you like
They don't, they don't, they don't...
Oh, I'm trying to get anxious right now bro
You're already going up?
Oh god, come on Pete, come on, do this shit
Yeah, look, Klicks muted, Klicks muted the comms too!
What's he looking at?
He's farming, he's a fucker bro
Nah, he's cheating, this is cheese bro, this is cheese, he should be banned, this should be banned
Yeah, bro
What skin is Peter wearing?
Yeah, but what do you have him you have as a friend you ever game open? What skin is he wearing?
I have him he's wearing. Oh, does that tell you what game with he's wearing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it does
That's not me. No, no
Tell me I'm off the game, but it says you're watching 63 and then clicks is
Which is also at 63 to promote the live right now
They hot way yo you guys are leaking. Yo, what are y'all saying?
He's that wonky. Yo, obviously he's gonna try to fucking not fight. He needs the game
That's some fucking food
Weiner snitzel
Yeah, they're awesome. They're pride.
Mares are just going McDonald's and calling it a day.
Oh, brother, you're just finding any fucking way, bro.
Yeah.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
This chat is fucking AIDS when it's clicks versus beat-or-bottom.
Holy shit.
Ask people in order why you look good today,
why you deserve Cain's.
Now chill, guys.
if you unless you want to fucking shit you're fucking guts out get Canes
Canes is one of the greatest fucking foods ever
oh god it's not bro it's so over height bro
um you deserve Canes bro get a candy at combo with no coleslaw extra toast and a medium lemonade
with less ice
How is
How is your fat ass actually down in that if that's milder?
Bro, you really are fucking get a big boy, bro
You get a canyag
I get a canyag every time bro. I'll be honest, bro, and I don't get cold slow
I know it's hard to believe but I don't get the cold slow, bro. I don't get it
Yes
And a diet coke that's what you're missing. Oh god fuck that weak ass lemonade
Diet Coke
Chick-fil-a lemonade and
Canes lemonade is the greatest lemonade ever especially when it has ice
But you got to take off you got to take off the cap no stroll and you got to chew on the little ice cubes
But you're not balancing yourself out with all the junk food you're eating, bro
You could you need to have a zero calorie drink?
That's what I do
I'm not taking Timster Milk!
Haha!
Alright bro, enjoy that lemonade bro.
Here go back. I know you love your fucking lemonade.
Ahh bro, Chick-fil-A, they put in particles and that shit.
I keep on drinking.
Bro, you're worried about particles.
Are Chick-fil-A sandwiches are probably humans anyway bro.
There's not enough chickens and there's not enough cows in the world
for probably 9 billion people.
We probably don't even know how many people there actually are.
Brother, it's starting to use humans, bro. Open up your third eye.
Dude.
You're sick.
Please, Chick-fil-A got a zero limity.
Don't do it. Don't say that.
Like, you're gonna really Chick-fil-A-
Hey, what are you doing? Go back!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm checking if Blutex is in the files.
I- I-
So let me get this straight, right? You can cheat like this? This is so cheese, bro.
It's not cheating. No, no, no. They allow this.
What happened to Fortnite, bro? I used to get banned for splitting drops. Nowadays, you can do everything. You can search, tag, you can split drops, you can give loot.
Honestly, chat! Hot take! My FNCS was the hardest shit ever!
Here we fucking go, bro. I knew you were gonna say that shit.
Oh my gosh, check his skins. Oh my gosh, check his skins.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Quickly, just quickly.
Oh, what do you- He just checked you dumbass!
Not bro, he checked Peter.
Oh my God, bro.
All right, all right.
Let us see what I want.
Oh, I want to calm down, calm down.
Where's blood?
That's some help me.
Help me look.
Why are you looking for blood?
It's that's the fucking coach.
But he's in division two.
What the fuck are you looking for?
We're looking for blood.
Because he's not worried about his skin.
Oh my God.
He I wanted to see if he was in the replays, but dead ass.
He's a weak ass coach on God.
How is he not helping his teammate? Why the fuck is it freezing?
My PC is so trashed!
Oh my god, Hellfax, bro, Hellfax!
I'm dead ass.
Wait, what the fuck happened?
I need it, bro. Can you buy me a PC?
You literally just bought a Lamborghini.
I get too sure to get one for free.
Dude, that... No one is scamming, bro. You're a fucking scammer, oh god.
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you, everyone scams once in a lifetime.
See, dude, you scammer, you get scammed.
No, you're a scammer for sure.
Bro, listen, the government scams us every day, bro.
why can't I scam here and there shit I actually is in your blood why do I pay
taxes bro you don't that's the crazy part I definitely do I overspend which I
don't want to not even kidding bro last year I didn't pay taxes every like other
one like every three months I did it all then and I'm not even kidding I
actually almost said I let her my mom and told her I need my money back
Oh when I retired her
Wait, how much I'm actually curious how much you can't say on stream right now
I'll tell you I'll give you mine. It's not like here look
Why am I not playing I'm playing in like 10 minutes. Is that a lot?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this was mine
Holy shit, I'm not came when you see that leave your bank account
No, but when I see this-
Suicidal.
Yo, it's kinda crazy to think about what I see-
Yo, that actually left-
When I see $500, leave my bank account, I get mad, bro.
It's like-
It's shy.
Not like that?
Yeah, they-
I see why they call you two nado now, bro.
Holy shit.
No, bro, but it's true.
Okay, see like-
People always like, bro, why don't you save money?
I don't know what it is, buying like a car, it's like fake money.
Buying like shit like food-
Bro, that shit makes me mad like, why am I spending $40 on food?
You know what I'm saying, like, why am I spending $30 on food?
That's such a bad mindset to have, bro.
If anything, you should be, that's like-
I would rather go broke with my dream completed
than have money just being like, damn, bro, wow.
You don't get joy from eating food?
Like, bro, eating good eats is like a make it or break it
for your day type of vibe for me.
Like I swear, everybody can relate.
You're having a good meal makes or breaks your day, bro.
Yeah, bro, not a poor team though.
It's like $700 worth of catering
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, bro.
Like, what the fuck, you don't have to eat all that, bro.
You just, let's talk about me, bro.
Realistically, it's like seven year day on food.
Not going to lie.
Nah, I don't, bro, my wife cooks, bro.
Sometimes, I go, I, I don't know what I should do,
fuck, bro, you know, you know, Loose,
Loose told me within four months of 2026,
he spent $50,000 in dasher fees,
Which means that I see which means which means he probably spent like a hundred and like ten thousand dollars in four months
Yeah, that's insane. I seen that clip, bro. He yo he
To he's fucking crazy. Well, is there like a leaderboard for Gordash?
He has to be top three. It's not one. Oh god
He's up there for sure, bro. Why are you actually not a lot like you're falling off
So the only person honestly not yeah, I'm not on there like that bro
If it wasn't for my wife though, I probably would be I'm not gonna lie. How is that getting married, bro?
The best thing ever it's too good. It's a cheat code
Yes, bro, so honestly right now have a kid and fucking just yes. Yes, you need to have him
I don't know how why isn't it a mini run running around right now?
Actually true like you if you're not trying to work like he could go live for you
I'm telling you, bro, he could work when you're not like...
A mini-ron right now should be just running around, bro.
Real shit.
Oh, yeah, in burger. You do have burger.
You think having a kid slows you down, though?
Fuck no, it makes you go harder.
Because now you have, bro, what do you mean?
You think you got money until you have kids, bro?
My girlfriend decided to my chat saying soccer and piano child, not Twitch.
I'm gonna be honest with you, the first thing that my child is doing when he gets out of the vagina,
I'm not even having him walk, bro. He's gonna have a gaming chair like he's gonna have his own chair
I'm gonna give him an iPad at like age three
Yo, GGs
Yes, she should not why don't I feel like you're the type to Dennis record and stream your whole fucking process?
I am I already talked to poly market. We feel they're gonna run like a prediction
I'm not gonna give it to a boy or girl.
I'm gonna have sex on during when my girl's pretty good.
Yo, you're not telling them, by the way.
I know you're not.
Well, probably Mark is sponsoring it, bro.
Like what?
They literally told me they're like,
they're like, we're gonna run a prediction.
It's boy or girl, everyone guess,
everyone make their bets or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna know before it all happens, obviously.
I'm gonna put my bet down on whatever it is
and I'm just gonna, you know, pocket.
I'm gonna have TTS on for my wedding.
He gives.
TTS on for the wedding.
You're streaming your wedding too?
Yeah, I'm gonna have TTS on.
Oh my god.
And?
OK, so this is a hot take.
OK, so you know how when you get married,
right when you get married, they talk to you.
And there's the guy's, what is the guy
called that's in between the love, the wife and the husband?
The guy just gets, whatever.
Just guy talking about.
We do it different.
I don't know.
Whatever.
The guy that just talks about, you
won't cheat on your wife through sicken, whatever the fuck.
Whatever it is.
A priest, whatever, right?
A priest, yeah.
Behind the priest is going to be a media
for my viewers with a chat box so they could send videos and they can have a
chat box right there so they can see you know what's fucking crazy imagine like
imagine he's like do you will you stay through sick through sick and good health
and then my chest is spinning like and you can just see you know it's crazy
because I don't you know it is crazy cuz like yeah exactly you're actually for
real that that's what's crazy bro whoa oh my god that was gonna have like
millions of users
I think so I think it did and what's her name I forgot Wells what's the other
icon her name I forgot
Wait, what's happening now?
Why, he's actually getting pushed for no reason.
Look at the folks.
Yeah, I didn't know.
No, no, no.
This is Peter.
Come on.
Lose your fruit, if you know what that is.
I didn't know that was.
This is Peter.
It's Peter.
Oh, my god.
I don't got this.
That's me, it.
Come on.
Clicks versus Pete, baby.
Who y'all got?
I, you see what I'm saying?
Why don't I understand, click?
So, like, tell me how Clicks is supposed
to be the one grieving but now he's getting grief like I don't understand
because he's supposed to be the one key in him and griefing them but now he's
fucking on them that's why I don't understand that's what his mom was
dating just doesn't different bro but it's might not be pee I'm not reliable
this might wait I mean it has to look like this might be a brother looking out
for a better
this you must say he's gonna be late bro
Hi, because he didn't call he hasn't called yet
No, no, no, no we
Isn't this your last day to pull?
Yeah, yeah, you need a quad bro. I mean if you if muzz is taking long I could probably get you another tier one
You could play with clicks
why you yo why are you and clicks just never work out bro like he's not good
it's so close it was for Mickey I'll be honest with you wait yo yo yo who is
that what the fuck is this going on oh my god oh my god holy shit coming from
Oh!
What the hell is that?
Wait, did this guy take up an anonymous hold on purpose?
Yes, and he just flew away from the sky in a piece of the air!
It's been a while!
My god!
Oh my god!
Yo, he built all the way up too!
Yo, no it's just...
Yeah, he does!
This condensed fake me just started choking!
I got his face, bro. He knows, right?
He's not even...
He does this shit all the time. It's the funniest shit. His reactions are the best, bro.
You should have seen one time he slammed his PC and everything and just walked away.
Because he clipped them. It was the funniest shit ever.
Is he even chewing anything?
Hey, Nero, go.
This is his best friend. Bro, be honest with you, bro.
You're supposed to make fun of your best friend. You're supposed to, like, make fun of him at his lowest moments, too. That's how he grows.
Retweet.
You will take that shit too deep.
Have fun with it, bro. It's a fucking video game.
Can't be that serious.
Hi, Ron. Where's Burger? Yo, Jinxy, bro.
uh
Hey, I just wanted to wish you guys good luck in today's tournament
My ladies, why aren't you playing with him bro? Oh, yeah, you already qualified, huh?
No, I'm also gonna be playing in divs to wait. Who you feel like?
One please
No, I can't actually make it to the one
Now you know today, bro, but you play with
I'll play with my duo D roller. Oh
Oh, sir. Oh a retired pro and if you qualify and Ron doesn't I think Ron will call fire
Isn't he roller on like I?
Yeah, he's like probably 70 or 80. What happened you really he was him?
You just chills
Yeah, he just chills
Catches Bob's
Type shit. Well, I hope you guys all qualify and hope you guys
What are you feeling like to handle this?
What do you mean bro? I'm feeling like Madadadi.
Wait, what's the Madadadi? Wait, today I feel like you're bellying him. Actually I feel like I'm bopping. Actually I feel like Harry K.
I actually feel like Moe. Actually I feel like that.
Yo, what the fuck? Yo. Yo, yo.
Dude.
They already qualified though, so that doesn't matter.
I know, but I wanted to see the PPOB. I wanted to see the PPOB of what did you see what he did, bro?
That shit can't go unnoticed like that. I think go back the fuck it
No, no, let's say here. We'll go back to it. I'll find it
Look at them slick five minutes later
Like oh my god, I wish I played better bro fuck is the matter daddy. Why don't you?
Don't stop the matter bullshit, bro
All right, bro. You got the program in November
You just see
Yo, yo, well you are not real, bro
Oh
Yeah, not this guy's not real bro. I'm at it a day. We didn't say shit. So it don't matter
Daddy
You're gonna be 80 years old so say matter daddy
Probably knowing you probably or you're gonna come up with some other shit
Guys me and muzzle starting late. Oh, run. Uh, we're in a game right now. This is 40 up
I think if we win this we might have enough to pull but like it's not guaranteed so we
Wait, I'm kidding someone no inside eight
My my my stick to is no kill points right all placement. No, there's no point. Oh shit. Hey, I got good trouble bombing
Bro, am I cooked?
No, bro, no, no, no
Bro, bro, bro, people qualify to finals in just two hours of west
Of day one and then day two, like it's easy
Yeah, but that's true
Bro, guess Muzz, and Ron's not bad
Yo, y'all will qualify, I'm glad
Say it one god, though
Holy shit
Let me go to the fucking good
Bro, Chad, do I have time if it's two hours and 30 minutes?
minutes well the last one was only 30 minutes late let me go piss I'll be right
back yeah yeah I'm glad he will bro don't set someone's 336 you have to play
perfect in division too actually yeah so the jeech you must very chill
Peter about low-key actually does remind me of me. I'm just dominating the fucking leaderboard and everything
Wait, where's muzzah? Have muzzQ you in first game has a solo?
He said 30 minutes, that's what he said. He said he needs 30 minutes
Is he at real 30? There are stable and auto 30 minutes on chat
That might be like 50, you said he might have to play another game
Oh
The silky 30 minutes, I'm gonna play tomorrow
Oh shit, Pete
Wait, what you can build next to a tree
Like bro, where are you bro?
You'll be dead after some months around here and whatever
He said let me get fresh
He does me a fat monster, bro
Yo, what the fuck someone's robbing my house
actually go get food
What did you get
Don't be I'm bug waiting super ball is that that cafe in bakery fucking bug. Oh, yeah, that shit's fire
Yo, if I eat a bag of hot Cheetos is that bad? Yes, I got that's like 400 calories. No more. I'll beat the bag
My brother Bonnie that's going to waste it. I'll beat the back
Hockey's are the best snack to snack on
Takis are top tier hot Cheetos
Hot puffs. I'm not glad it's only 300 calories, and this is like the last meal of my day, so I'm eating it on time.
Herbal flame. This is not your last meal. It's only six o'clock.
Yo, how do you guys eat chips? Because the only right way is to just open it and just fucking eat it. Just shove it down.
No way I'm gonna shove it.
How do you guys eat chips? Oh, maybe by eating it. Nice. Thanks for the tips and tricks, bro.
Yeah, but don't, don't, don't, bro. If you grab it with your hands, it's a lose.
Chad, look at that. You gotta eat it with the bag.
Look at this fucking...
Yeah, look at this burger.
No lettuce, you know the way how we go.
You know how we go.
Oh my god, please.
No lettuce burger.
Oh my god.
Have you ever put hot cheetos on your sandwich?
I've done everything.
I'll put you on every fucking time on the road.
God, you think we're fooling the fucking master of it.
Calm down everyone.
Quick, push the speed about us.
God.
Here we go, here we go.
Oh my god, oh splat action, baby
Clicks grab the guy wait. Oh my god
No, that's not fair though, they're giving the mad
Oh my god!
Oh my god they traded!
Oh Lord vs Glicks!
God it was last builds!
No builds for Glicks! 21HB the dream!
He's running away!
Trying to clutch up!
But Polo, punch him down!
He just won that!
Oh my god there he goes!
He was at 200?
Oh
Just there at quicks and takes
He chooses a more aggressively when he dies. Yeah, no, then he acts like there's something else on his other monitor and shit
I'm fucking love Tony, bro. He's trying to ignore each
I know jake's jake's you do do do
Fuck well that was oh my god, it's hype
turn me the fuck up are they not gonna die wait oh my god Pete down on purpose
still yeah they're doing this numbers now I think okay you know holy shit you
played with this how did you not win
Wait, Fexi, does that mean Ozzy and Exclusives in you since you won up Roman, you didn't?
Don't do that, dude, no, stop it.
Stop it, bro.
I'm talking about it.
Honestly, though, yeah, I have a lot of work to do before I claim anything, bro.
I'm fucking trash.
Yeah, boys, I gotta get up early tonight.
I got school tomorrow.
Look at what?
Wait, he actually does have school tomorrow.
Oh yeah, wait, dreamer, I forgot.
Hmm
Wait, even if you do qualify you have the F and CS at Shriver you now run
Run, it's not it's really not your first day of school unless you're having outfit ready on bed
Make sure your outfits ready and shit. You know ten. I'm gonna tweet a photo of that. It's gonna be a thong with it. Oh
Yeah, that actually could be a fire tick to it too first day of school
Oh god, everybody did that first day of school got their outfit ready and shake when it's lead all excited
I actually like this is like what used to happen. I the whole summertime would be super fun
But during the summer I'd be like damn. I miss school. I miss seeing my friends
I miss seeing my school crush whatever it is
And then like the first day of school you're like damn this shit's back the shit's lit a one week goes by
You're just waiting for the weekend again. It's just like all my life. Oh god. That's back. So I'm god
Hmm wait here we go again
I'm kind of annoyed. My brother brought me a small bag of chips bro.
I'm going to order you another one.
I'm dead serious by the way.
Alright, don't believe me. If I ate my whole burger and fries in less than two minutes.
Made it with a double cheese burger bro. I gotta go wash my hands.
Yo, I started eating the bag of chips when he started eating the burger and he's already fucking done.
yeah that is crazy is Peter even in this looks down I think he might might be
out of nothing but here we go wait is that him there's no way dude real shake
this is fucking scary when he's moving like this bro wait that's Polo they
killed him oh my god that is yeah you know about Polo yeah oh god wow wrap it
kill them
I said I only killed one
yeah but they got the kill point
so Peter died then
I mean they looks like they're looking for him are you sure?
yeah that wasn't a knock
was it?
is that even counterposes a solo though?
like are we giving clicks that?
jeez
does it have a auto?
Yeah, yeah, I think that's him. I think he's one of them. Oh my god, they killed Polo Peter so live, bro
You know what he's the one of you two. Yeah, yeah, bro the historical 1v2 ligands clicks and Higgs. Oh my god
Yeah, no mad. Well, wait, he might be on him. He might be on him. Oh
He has nothing. Well, oh wait, wait
Wait, wait. Yes, who bills that wait, which one is beat though?
But the thing about clicks is
Absolutely nothing
Wait a minute wait rapids one shot. Oh my god wait
Oh my god, wait, who killed him wait that was a random wait wait that was Peter. No, that was not Peter
Oh god, that was
Looking at his friends list
wait a minute was that random is he trying to look for him
bro this is why you need stable lore as your teammate bro
yo look at this look how these guys are trying to fucking
grieve each other
that's what emeritus do happens
they're full sniping bro they want them out
this is it this is the replay
mason cracked pole on a one shot
better in their prime to have to heal or not
really bruh
if you get 4 kills in this one
wait you didn't have 4 kills in grants
there you go 4
and he was playing with the cheater
i didn't have 4 by the way i don't know where this number comes from
i had like 9 i think or 8
i think that was an iGL
so
oh yeah
i forgot about that you were an iGL
I mean, I stopped that then
Yeah guys change the number every time so one point I had five now I had four what's next to head two
Actually, you won with that squad back then you do realize I put together that whole squad
I'm not kidding. You know how many players I found it before they were a thing. That's actually a real question though
Any good IGLs out there in the chat. Do you guys think you would have won with that squad real shit?
No, bro
Sex row or something like that, right and like Zate and Zate and Sapp are like the greatest IGLs ever
Like ever to touch the game at one point other
You don't understand, bro. I don't need my respect, bro. I got my respect. I earned it
Yo zero fuck you one guy. Yeah, bro. Wait, why are we're shit you actually don't get nervous?
Like when you're gaming under pressure. Yeah, what like I definitely do when I was playing the problem I choked
You weren't it didn't look like you were nervous for when I was watching you you were so calm
Maybe I went to be honest you were just trying to say life
Well, but I look back at it. I could have pizza
And like deadnep I forgot I had pizza because I don't play the game. I forgot what pizza did
Like only in reload oh bye screen share see you later
Why am I hearing I'm hearing someone click through something what's clicks thought I thought it was my shit bugging
It's not my for nice time. No, this is that yo, no we were counting
Yo! That's a double entendre!
Yeah, it's not real.
Uh, you are not real, bro.
Bro, that's not a clicks win, bro, is it?
Like, he just killed Polo on one, he got away, there was double con.
We're not counting that as a clicks win, that's nobody, right? That's a brawl.
Yeah, we are playing soon, bro. He said...
Is it?
Bro, he, Marsha said he died again. He said, have to play endgame, we have two left.
Here, let me check for you, let me check.
I'll tell you right now what he's at, unless he's, uh, I'll tell you he's lying or keeping real.
He literally just told me he said he just died again. He needs to play any game. He needs 60 points
How long is this gonna take? He's probably rushing an hour. Oh god. Oh, yeah, dude
Let's let's see how many if he actually needs two games, I'll tell you now
Well, if he just texted him he needs two games brother six seventy eight all he needs is one game
Chat what's gonna be seven forty?
Well, I'm cook bro. I'm not about to play until like
645 just run it up right now effect. Oh god. No, we don't we don't call we won't we know
Fucking fat monster away from me
Honestly, if you let me take over and listen to yes, but I know your ego is too big like you won't let me IGL and everything
All right, you wanna play?
Yo, I don't know
Now bro, you can actually qualify with the mods though, bro, like we dude it would be
Yeah, we we're probably lasting three games before we just crash on each other and both get the fuck off. Oh god
Hey, you you're pretty you're not and saw on the game back right you're uninstalled this shit for good and I don't want you doing that
We it already start. Oh my god, bro. He has time that you're making a panic for no reason
Oh, I'm talking about I'm about to play want to run effects. I'll just shoot a big one. I'm already give one
Oh fuck you high-fives. I'm not playing with you
2
God
Wait craze, are you
Craze, craze, are you div 2?
Play with Ron
Craze is really good by the way, craze, craze, he's uh, he's fucking crazy
If he's div 2 and you heal, play with you
Be sure to play div 1 didn't you?
Oh I said I'm div 1
Wait craze, are you playing anyone, with anyone div 1?
Cause if you didn't play div 1, just play div 2 with him
And then get him to div 1
Are you crazy?
Yes, I did fuck. Oh, yeah, I can't
I'm down the play
Dude was so easy. I'm on zero ping nobody to kill me
Yeah, oh my god Peter just 1v2 is everyone bro. He's so fucking good man guys
You tell me that you're spamming to play you're gonna go play with a shit can and then you guys complain again
Here, I'll carry you
Dude if you play with that you're going to fucking lose your mind by the way not by the way you can't speak to me one time
Dude dude mark, I know you're a clicks mod and shit, but like I know a pizza, but you ever watch him like fuck
I just want to switch sides
And I know it I know it
Oh, yo, what you
Guys by the way, you don't have to get subs I know we haven't gotten one in a long time
Like maybe people forgot but like don't have
Yeah, yeah, you're fucking troll, bro. Thanks. Have you ever got a thousand gifts it?
nah
Well, hold on. Let me try to get run
somebody
He needs T1 low to help him all two dibs one.
Our presence is better than subs?
Yeah, I have time and you have for 30 minutes.
Oh, my girlfriend is typing in my chat.
Tell Faxity we watch Peterbot clips three days in a row before bed.
Oh yeah, that is true by the way.
We did do that.
Like late at night, like I'll be just watching like old Peterbot like montages or like FNCS
wins.
Okay, if you're not trolling by the way, I do that show my wife all the time
You talking about Peter by and this is before my girlfriend knew we were and she it was like just you dick riding
Fucking hard and she's like who is this?
Dude, it's not dick running, but no, it's bad
It was really hearing yo hearing that is fucking tough though knowing I'm not the only one that do it doesn't with his wife
Like because we be doing this shit all the time and hearing y'all do it is fucking cool, bro. Oh god
that's vibes right before bed I had sex once to your stream in the
background okay yo yo yo come on bro there's a shit you gotta keep to
yourself bro and that's gotta be one of them like you in the background once
jinks eat multiple times oh yo yo Jason one time too but I had to lower cuz he
was screaming like have you guys ever thought about how many people do that
shit to your stream I mean there's probably some of my chat who's done it
let's do it right now fuck well I gotta get off see my that's school tomorrow
what time are you you what you taking a flight tonight or tomorrow
you can't really say yeah I'm blaming you I can't say I'm going either nobody
knows. Yeah, it's better. Dude, where the fuck? Oh no. By the way, what should we call
it though? West is only going to be two hours, by the way. You'll probably have like two
hours and a half to play. And you'll for sure fall. Then you just fucking run off.
Are you sure no one's helping? I'm doing no delay. Oh, you're fucked. Unless you're
not. Yeah, you're not. It's way better than these players, but I'm not worried. It doesn't
matter on this dude there's full rate checkers every yeah unless unless you're
chat on God if they if they want to be w-mans and actually see more content and
you call then they got to do stream snap you know what I'm saying I'll play one
we have so many games to burn I'll play one in Seattle's and if it's too much I
put under that you should have had most queue you up as a solo though we're
One of them know what he could he could so much bro
He's not even calling
Yeah, yeah, someone just said obviously he's not gonna call but I'm looking
Definitely is what 542
me game oh no you oh my god so ho 22 games now here you go bro what there's
two games like I've I've got two games just hate I have eyes do you just come
in here just a fucking hate like just dead curious bro like when your streamer
is not streaming do you just like come to my chat it's like an alternative just
fucking sent hatred like I played it God just one day something
ah
yeah boys yeah yeah we're here I don't know where my teammate is but I'm if he
cooked I told you I got you no marketing ban I promise you I'm not
Dude he doesn't cheat. That is fucking horrible, bro.
Dude, if you play with Vett, he's gonna troll you the whole time, by the way.
No, no, god, I won't troll. I'll full try.
Yeah, bro, I heard that exact thing from Vino, and then Vino types in my chat, speak of the devil.
And he just calls me the N-word, hits his name, and he says how shit I am.
You know what? Hold on, let me call Vino right now, I'm going.
Why are you playing? I don't know. Why are you playing? Get to him!
I did that watch I did division three. He just like trolled me
Wait, but look what Vino said he even said he's not cheating
Wait, no Peter's head, bro
Come on these guys are losers
Nice
Yes, they're gonna call
why the fuck is Vino down a answer my shit bro fuck I got tomorrow
keep spamming that line so it hits more wait would you play with you know no
oh shit did you call ready or no
Yeah, I caught up
they didn't call it a big three is
guys I see the word launchpad
the word
where the fuck is muhaz bro
fucking jeej bro it's actually fucking jeej
somebody told me to reinstall for now you're not that dumb right to not have
them so okay okay okay there's no way you imagine you waited that long boot up
you just don't have it ready
That would be insane
Wait, you know DME
Oh, I can be nice a bro. What happened just carry him bro. He said CBA. What the fuck is CBA mean?
Yeah
No, I'm already give one. I'm in the big leagues
You don't give one to just a shot of play
Yeah, I'm not I don't want to step down
I'm gonna play toast
everybody's in D-Pion, what is it?
yeah I know, I'm gonna do 1v1s
fucking G-Shi!
wait, Ron, didn't you 1v1 Lacy, who won?
uh, during the summit on Raichai, who won that, was it me?
I think it was me
you did, right?
yeah, they all won my lot, too
who's Rage been here, so that's why I'm 1v1 me for 5,000
we won it
yeah, it was like 15-6
actually yeah oh yeah bro why you were playing like miss first teeth or no I
wasn't in fact I do remember that one point at one point people were saying
oh I'm building up so much so I would go down to him no I do remember that
though they were saying you were spraying too much and shit right with
your AR they were saying I think
Who gives a fuck, bro?
Wait, except you 1v1s, Ron?
Yeah, I'd be in one time.
Back you know, Faxity versus me one time in 2024.
I 20' owed him in Realistics,
Box Bites, and PG's.
Okay, that wasn't 20, you know, but I was nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
It was literally like 20-2 in all of those, come on.
I think I remember that.
No, no, no, I've leveled up so much, but...
I'm just trying to like... I'm trying, bro, I'm trying!
I'm mad as own wars, I never got it.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm well, I'll clear you in any game mode and create it
No, no, no, no, no
On everything I love
Oh God like all I want to do is get as good as y'all like in game like when you guys are calm like you're calm
That's cuz I have a fucking better cholesterol than you bro. What does that mean?
cholesterol
I have ease I have that but I like this cell in your body you lost a mudo
No, bro. Oh god. I was strong. Oh, yeah
Listen on my mother's heartbeat. Oh
Bro, bro, I didn't want to write. Okay. Listen. No, he he was he was new to the planet
I didn't he was discouraged and he said there's no way of winning
So I didn't I didn't want to like discourage him. I felt bad bro wrong god. I would fucking beat that big nose
So fucking bad. I
I swear to God
Bro, didn't you die a fucking- Wait, who did you die to? The shit on you?
Oh my God, who is it? I don't know, someone shit on you
Ron lost his sinna, you lost his sinna
Yeah bro, in a 99 kill leave when I was trolling when it was zero built
Bro, you died to eat- I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck if you were trolling
You lost his sinna!
I don't care if you were fucking blindfolded in your eyes!
How the fuck did that happen?
I don't give a fuck if your eyes were glued together.
No, that's your question.
When you joined the program with Peterbot, the greatest player ever, and you guys have
all this chemistry, how did I 1v2 you guys to win the game?
Just want to point that out.
I 1v2'd you guys.
I'm levels above you, bro.
I 1v2'd you.
My teammate, Vino, shit on Peterbot.
Every single game.
I 1v1'd you and V you also in the program at one point.
the form of one point your fucking dog shit you got clipped by a to guapo a to
guapo what do you even know bro I can't perform on the big stage I'm
nervous I get too nervous bro that's what I mean I gotta work on on that but
honestly I got one word for you bro go fuck yourself launch back
You imagine having a hundred point lead in a fucking game this shit like it was never
You play with the greatest player ever and he can't even carry you.
I'm so lazy to carry you. I'm kidding, I'm not surprised.
You're over weight, bro.
You're fucking nuts. That's how he couldn't carry you, bro.
He could carry anyone.
Hey, bro, you wore gold shades.
Launch red.
You just saw the totem to do that.
Sorry, man.
I was pleased by you, sir.
Yeah.
I was sorry.
I
Dude, I bro, we stop trying
You can say what you want but I can literally dunked in my eyes shut and I will never lose this and oh god
Yeah, maybe in zero village is a chance and I was told that doesn't matter
You can oh are you listening?
My mic not on brother. You can fucking me handy. You can play handicapped. You shouldn't be possible
Okay, yeah, cuz I played with mega and center in a book. Yeah
Yeah
I mean bro, it felt like it was
I don't know I suck I suck when the pressure's on me, bro
I don't know that's why I said I gave you all the credit bro. You're like when I was watching for you looked so calm
Like everything you were doing was perfect until the launch. Thank you, bro
I don't know what the fuck the launch pad did but that happens other than that. I swear you were like
Works hit me up and asked to be a part like I have falcons if you know
Yo, that are you?
Oh, oh my was like I'm looking for offers man Falcon. That's good. Oh my god. Why did you if Falcon offered you?
You should have took that should the heartbeat you'll be on team Peter
Now they only offer me like a hundred forty five thousand a month. I'm my budget
I need more more you just don't you just don't want the SPJ then. I know my worth, bro. I know my worth
I
Know what? Oh fuck yourself. They don't need janitor that they're HQ
That's crazy, I'm not alive, bro
Oh Peter and click shit with the whole exit thing
I don't know if you know too much about that, but like Falcon's actually did try picking me up
real shit, I stayed low in exit, okay
Cool, bro. You want us to fucking freak out? No, I mean it's like it's like a whole thing in the fortnight con this that's why I
Oh my god, must I again I think oh my god. I think you died again. Oh my god
Oh, I want to watch Peter's game, but I just know he's conned by Pete, bro. Yo, Clakes. Why are you griefing?
All right, here we go here. I should just play with someone bro. I should just play with someone
I'm right here, here we go.
Holy fuck, big Cody, fucking big CEO, come on baby.
There we go.
Are they in the same game again?
Dude, funerals, relax bro, we don't care if he's actually green, no one cares, this
is part of the game, relax.
Hey people's doing it, but you wouldn't care, haha.
Fuck off.
He's just messaging me, he's eating a ball.
And he said he wants to tell himself, I know he's still playing with me.
Alright, well shit, let's flip the fucking vibes around then.
I'll tell you that.
It's fucking time, bro.
One last dance.
Is he gonna join?
Hey, bro, you may not have finals
for your region, but you can still play with stable Ronaldo.
Let's fucking do this!
One last dance!
Let's fucking do this, bro.
Let's fucking do this.
She wanna hang with a stable.
What's your name on the game, bro?
I got you, heard you, you went up.
What's the vibes looking like, bro?
You feeling good?
Yep.
I never seen anybody do that thing to do a people
Is this e-mode or not?
Alright, maybe that's not your vibe with me too.
What do I got you ready for?
with you. What done you to save me? Cause you're by surprise. A single tear drops from
from your eyes. I don't know why. I want to wait. I don't want to wait. I want to wait. Save your tears for another day.
I think that should have known.
Save your tears for another day.
Let me see what else I got here.
Get the vibes up.
Save your tears for another day.
Hey.
I said save your tears for another day.
Yeah, man.
I got you, bro.
Hold on, Lee.
I saw you.
I got you, bro.
Let me just...
It's my finger day.
Look.
Na na na na na!
Alright, bro.
Listen.
Sure, you probably...
This is your livelihood and you need to qualify because it helps you make your life go by
and helps you with your work.
Sure, you need to fucking do all that cringe shit, whatever it is,
in order to make sure your work is happy.
Sure, you could lose your job because of all that shit, whatever it is, bro.
but bro you're playing with fucking stable rinardo division 2 on west
get your fucking vibes up, kid
ah, where we going?
uh, same as last time, you down?
where is that again? but we got a wq, we got a couple games in us for up
yeah, yeah, yeah
where you trying to go?
damn bro, all right
let's fucking do this!
one last dance!
Well, it could be worse, bro.
Bro, I'm looking like we got something else.
I don't feel it.
I'm a fucking headache.
Bro, we can't say any more words until we've locked together now.
come on bruh, i pull up the youth
well, think about it, my fods are high right now man
alright bruh, i'm gonna get the tower bro
i think i'm here
Well, look you have my side for free. Is there anyone on you?
Yeah, I'm gonna
Can you low key you might have to jump up in there?
Okay, wait for you
Are they under you?
Pro for a reason give me a second
What is he's under us somewhere
I'm coming.
They're hiding. They're hiding. Oh, god, they're hiding somewhere.
Yeah.
He's camping here. He has nothing.
He's behind the door.
Well, I don't know.
Okay.
Yeah, I hit him. I hit him 190. Did you get him?
Yeah, there's another team there.
Yeah, they're shopping.
Did you cheat?
Maybe.
Oh no.
I got the boat.
I got me, bro.
Gee, soul.
That's fine.
I can review getting the boat.
There's a launch.
Yeah, I know.
Getting the girl group.
I'm gonna be honest with you
What I would say I sold
And the guy that just hit one last part, please
I
Fucking do this kid come on lads. Let's fucking do this. Where's the closest reason man?
Right there
I'm not gonna lie, real talk, real talk, real talk, real talk, real talk, real talk.
Like actually real talk.
Like no bullshit, no anything.
I'm gonna take a kind of mediasol.
Let's play one more.
There's too many people bro. Let's just go on delay bro. Let's just go on delay. Okay. All right
Maybe I should change skins to put on a sweat skin. Burn your sweat skin, bro
Guys we have a lot of time bro with a lot of games to go through we have ten games right now
Nice, bro, you're wearing a Los Polos skin. That's actually really good
Nice
guys any sub right now don't do right now I need a focus please don't gift
okay I'm not kidding no troll zone no troll zone I'm moving my mouse pad I'm
not reading chat I'm moving my keyboard moving my mouse let's fucking do this
alright no more trolling let's no more trolling yep yep yep we're like I don't
I don't know if we're just gonna get streamstocked. Everyone's gonna land here too.
No, we just gotta get out of one game.
I can hide screen. Am I hide screen?
Yeah, but I mean, there will nobody land. Unless you got some...
Swap, let's just swap. Let's just swap. Let's go right here.
Uh, let's go.
How about...
...a nice little key like...
...a little bar away.
Okay, the volume can still be on.
what should i drop?
um i'll tell you
wait i can just mute my audio, oh god they don't know where i'm going
wait never mind, we're going to need some rain, i'm a fucking idiot
alright, three, two, one
Let's go for this close building
One team here. Yeah, I'm gonna get that gun. They're going to the building that you go, I think.
I'm out right here. No, they're under me.
One's right under me and I don't know what I don't want to run.
seven all the terrible
one guy just went into the other no bullshit I'm locked
the most locked you'll ever see me I'm not kidding either
you said there's one in this building or no
I don't know I think after I'm land like there
oh man man you shoot at him
wait is it dual what the fuck I just fucking
you got it up here
you have to kill your guy
I heard you
okay, gun this floor
consider him a fucking campfire story
call him dead
oh no
he's faced around the wall
Holy timing was
Now get your carry out
I'll be honest with you bro, what is that like thing that he just did check?
He basically just ran at my wall full speed and just pick accident once and he got in
for a stride.
Pardon?
No, I actually didn't know what he said.
He like just like pays through my shit up for you.
That's that's actually like a thing you can do now. You get the right momentum the right speed boom
I'm not used to this meta chat. I'm just a baby. Nice to meet you
Dollar tree neck. I'm a grown-ass man
I feel like I'll fall right now today.
It's gonna take me like a game of 5 to warm up just so you know.
Did you play it?
Yeah, I played it earlier.
I was playing PG's off stream and I had a little kid that like, shit on me and he just
Oh
Yeah, by the way, just see no, bro, you gotta hurry though, cuz I'm high school tomorrow
Yeah bro, I just wanna say I appreciate you playing with me man, no one else wants to
play with me.
I'm looking like part of me dead when I get off
So I was just like one of those like last resort things you don't even want to be here, do you?
Don't be sad bro. Ew, that's ugly. Be sad. Ew
I'm pretty glad about it, bro.
If LeBron James quit after he was three to one,
I don't quit on yourself.
That's really good motivation.
I feel bad already.
Save one auto.
I can kill himself in 20-23.
No.
What if he's a kid and you're a...
The chat is visual learners, by the way.
Where is everybody, bro?
I'm trying to kill people.
Oh, no, man.
All right.
So, are we running it down, Radwick?
You want to get some kill?
Yeah, bro, I'm locked.
I'm not kidding.
I'm going to this polluting ship up.
Come on, go.
Hit the launch pad.
I'm going to go for a snake and I'm going to go.
You have your own troll waves?
No I don't.
Wait, I'm looking for it?
Yeah, I'm going for it.
20, 60 tracks?
I'm putting on a troll wave on you.
Oh, I missed.
Oh, I'm back.
He left his teammate, but who beats up teammate in a fucking 1v2 bro?
I'm going in bro, I'm going in, I'm used, I just left this one, wait no no he didn't
leave it, it was fake, he's under us, I think so, I'm reloading my shotgun, oh no he
There's a lot of them here
Do you see them here?
Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna get them. Yeah, I'll get them.
You can two-tack them in the body. It does 101 damage to the buddy.
Or two.
Very good. Very, very good.
She kind of looks like a toy for the office.
The fuck?
What happened to the toy?
Right there, right there, right there.
In the building.
I'm gonna aim both of us, there we go.
One.
He's locked.
On you?
I'm saving up on him.
I
Got it
Fuck out of my life, bitch the fuck out of my life bro. What the fuck do you think you are I am them?
Let's move
How's that Nathan was it good yeah, I actually like it
Yeah, we have like one decent team in this game, but oh that's a lot of boxes
Yeah, fuck a box make every box
fucks
uh... i mean brother he's sitting behind a 50 wall
what's going on here? i don't know the black one not to be weird
it's like a black suit
it's kinda low
50 on the billy island?
probably a checkbook
brother you should have so much space
oh fuck them let's do this shit
I don't think one's camping on the right.
Yeah, we might be able to leave it. I don't know. They're playing really well.
I bet.
One guy is hiding above us.
My gun.
Something's in my eye. Hold on.
No, I'm not gonna lie bro, they're scared of us.
Should we show them what we're legends bro?
Oh wait, come here, come here.
Coming.
I wonder if this looks...
Did you get that?
No. Yes, you got it.
Okay, we could just like, land on someone's forehead with this.
This way, as legends are made!
Are you disabled?
Yeah.
Yes, I am.
I just said I had a disability.
Disability to qualify.
Wooohohohoho!
What?!
Well technically that could mean two things, no?
What?
Like a disability and then the dis...
Yeah, disability bro, that's like the double entendre.
Guys, don't really need to sub.
Also, is my, uh, state farm thing going off chat or did it get blocked?
How long do you know?
I'm going to shock Ravus.
He's on us.
Don't go back.
What the fuck?
He's probably dead.
He's probably in terms of a fucking story, bro.
He's showing one.
Don't go back to your bouncy things yet.
If you get, like, folks by someone, you can use the bouncy and go down.
I use one of my things to jump out of his sight.
Wait, I might be able to go under them and chop them out with it.
Or can like break build with it, hold on, hold on.
No way you're alive right there.
It's a pretty bad angle though, it's not here.
Where are you at?
That doesn't let me.
Wait, one went up, one went up.
Hundred?
Yeah, I'll leave you right here, guy.
Fifty-one, I'm a little bit...
Oh, what the fuck is shotgun is ass?
It's the 81 on the other one, the other one, the other one, the other one, the other one.
Shotgun is fucking dog shit.
He's actually one of these dudes.
I remember about my HP, yeah, I'm fine.
Bro, I said 40 damage, what do you mean I'm ass?
I had him boxing everything.
Where's it?
I need to go.
I'm here.
that's like a green striker over the shit no troll honestly up to you I think
it's like a place I hope that the American maybe it's like good in its own
scenarios someone behind me
I'll carry it whatever I died it's because of you guys don't know me
for you I look like a blue pistol over a purple AR call me stupid
Yeah, I'm gonna jump at this.
There's a team in that house.
Yeah, they're going, okay.
I think we shoulda played one more time
and then we found something.
Come, come.
I don't know what they want.
Maybe chase these kids at the W-King.
I can try headshot a snog one.
I'm a little bit behind you, daddy.
Yeah, I'm about to headshot a snog one, I think.
I'm messed.
They're just sitting under us.
I see that. Yeah. There's even your left is a little bit. Oh yeah, there is. I'm just going to play safe off to you.
Zero ping. Oh my god. Alright, so this guy's more than got it. 70 on the spot.
oh my god it's got efficient box fights over there
so it's actually disgusting
buddy?
can you have me something?
yeah, I see another guy
yeah
oh
I cannot fucking like that
yeah
oh it's about that, about that
alright
oh what the fuck am I good for?
you have a big trophy
hold on, I'll try to help you
I'm gonna use
how much health?
okay I'm dropping this shit I don't think a blue striker owns all I am I hate this
fucking gun oh how do you want that shit oh yeah my shield for me I still got
one rock by the way
I'm going to spray this weapon maybe.
Nice.
We should get out there and go in the back.
Okay.
Why am I down?
I'm going to have to take six on it.
On the cat.
I'm going to spray it by around.
Ah, my back.
I just...
Oh.
I thought that I had everybody on my side, but I went and blew it all sky high, and now
she won't even spare a passing glance.
All just because I got you wet, ripped my pants.
When Higglery came out just to put him down,
SpongeBob turnin' into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who'll end it
Split his pants
I know I shouldn't run for a shooting curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause I'm running up with no one days
A lot less fun
Than a blur from the sun
I'm saggin' your minds
Now I learn the lesson I won't still forget, so listen and then you won't regret, be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, and you'll-
You good, bro?
No.
I'm gonna sing you something different or not, to get the vibes up?
Um, no, it's okay.
I got you, bro.
If you like, if you like to talk to tomatoes, if I squash can make you smile, if you like
two waltz with potatoes
I know guys, I know it's me
Alright listen, I'm going cold panning
Let me know where you wanna go, alright?
Alright, I gotta switch drones
I
Mother tell me that you want me to kill myself
That would be pretty good
Okay, we have to win this game with I think 15 kills to catch up to what it is right now
I got a big boat in the back.
They're all fighting each other.
We have this whole side I think.
They can teleport under you by the way, like on the east side, so I just go like that.
oh shit snake form, hello
yeah isn't this all good?
ok so but it's like the other one
uh yeah you have to lifespan click it though it doesn't let you hold it down
yeah just pluck from the controller ok
oh we didn't get the duck bro wait there's still fighting though
They have the duck but they're still banning them alive.
Yeah, I just need to get the pump.
I got that too.
Little bit of a recoil, fucker.
Popping a big collect. Do you have shock waves?
Yeah, I do. I got six.
Oh, what?
Two launchers!
Wait, is it?
No, I'm lucky. Matt, you won't be in no...
They just have so much space.
Wait, we should go on the top, kid.
Alright, you wanna just impair in full solo and I'm gonna aim.
I'm gonna aim at him.
Mmm, I'm not the liar.
I should go the other way.
Actually, yeah, I'm gonna go.
Alright.
Okay.
Hotter?
Bad news, bruh.
Here we go.
Ready to go?
I don't know what they did, they're probably in the POI. Emo, Emo. He helped.
Okay, I think they made it to the POI. We can go check.
There's a duck down there.
Wait, wait. Did the guy you killed, had it?
Wait, where do you guys go?
I don't even know. I don't know.
I'm gonna go back to the POI now.
I'm drowning!
I'm gonna go...
God, I don't even know what's happening.
Oh, bitch, I'm drowning.
Bitch, I'm drowning.
Yeah, they got it.
That's unfortunate.
It sure is not.
Oh, yeah, that's the point.
Yeah, that's the point.
We're being the voice of the war.
Fuck!
They hit the teleporter, let's go chase them.
It's uh, it's no, come.
I'm on you, I don't have much mass to kill.
Oh yeah, I have 200.
They all camped I think. Yeah, they did.
I think they both died.
Fuck a mag count, I'll make every mag count.
I see one popping a medic there.
Alright, that spotted.
I'm gonna shot right at him or no?
No, no, no, it's still fusing.
They're just popping heals right now.
I think I'm gonna let you know, kid.
How's the team?
They're still on the team, under them.
That's the thing.
They're on the team here.
Do it here, under that.
We're gonna lose if we try to fight.
But the good thing is that these teams have nothing.
They're shopping as well.
60 on one?
This is the hunting rifle team.
So, I got no mods.
Yeah, I have 19 builds.
I think we can kill this team but we can get a swing though.
You can just run it then if you want bro.
Yeah I don't know where they are.
Yeah I'm dropping.
Right.
I got the other one over here.
Dead.
Other one's right here.
Yeah, if we can't open up.
Yep, that's the cover.
Alright.
That's what it says.
He's gonna head out.
He has a reloading yet, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I'm dropping him max.
I have a lot.
Okay, the other team probably walked up on us.
I'm just getting out of here yeah.
I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose, fire away, fire away, ricochet, sirreee
Oh my balls on them
Let's go, bro
This is what legends are made
We're pulling some astronauts in the ocean
and
we get some kills bro
we get an emote of like turn this shit on
the canapé and emote like turn this shit on bro
the
gold
rep
well these guys are pretty bad
I'll play in your box if you want me to bro
the whole time we can just run it down
I won't ever go for like side walls and shit if you don't want me to like no that's good though like pinching is good because
You can like open stuff up. I mean
We get that you know, fuck it
That's got sniped
I'm looking at light. I don't want to.
I was like, here's the strap, bro.
Low key, just like...
I thought I was a player.
Alright, we're just killing enemy, bro.
Surely someone comes in from Frost and is the middle of the map.
Yeah, right, right, right.
You see him? Yep.
How do you want to do this, though?
I think we somehow make it to the swish.
Oh, I'm just gonna try. I wonder if I get the opportunity.
Wait, he's on my side. I'm shooting.
Go ahead, do it.
first driver what the fuck is this pain
well these kids are flying with the fuck it is
one died
still he still he died though
there we go
random
Yeah, it's nothing you can do right?
Yeah, guys call me ass I'm playing on a fucking team over box
I don't even know what it would be yeah
one tick you could go here I'm looking like yeah yeah we just come back to
the loot you gotta go now if you're going but once we're gonna turn into a story
so laggy I'm not even kidding what the fuck am I supposed to do like genuinely
this is why I launch padded away but they just take my war first fucking try
Like, what am I supposed to do? Do I just play like a fucking idiot? Do I just run at him?
Like, I'm not even kidding! Like, I can't do anything! They just take my fucking wall!
They just take it! They just fucking take it! I can't! I don't know what to fucking do!
I don't know, bro! I don't fucking know! I'm about to fucking freak out!
I'm about to take a break from fucking streaming forever, this is like, I actually don't know
what to do bro, like, must tell me bro, teach me, I'll be your prodigy child bro, like,
I don't get it, I deadass don't get it, like I deadass just got fucking instantly wall
taken, stairs, everything bro, like do I just fucking quit?
Well, I need to watch it back, hold on.
Why is my title one last fart, like, this is what I mean when I said I just need a new
mod team
i see oh my god you
you look like you got shit on
thanks
now like you get a good shot
okay so what you did was you went for a prefire
and you had no cone in your box so if you miss that prefire you're guaranteed
that
yeah i tried to go for a pre-box because he took my wall first fucking try
Yeah, but you don't have current in your books. You have no escape route.
Why do I have a courage JD rap, bro? Get this shit out of my locker, Fortnite.
This chat thinks they're all geniuses, bro.
Alright, let's do this shit, bro.
I still don't understand how you don't have internet, yeah bro, I don't either.
I also don't understand why my sink doesn't work half the time.
I don't understand why my shower came with our door handles.
I don't understand how I don't have internet and we're two months in.
I don't understand how our gate is broken half the time.
I don't understand how our fucking AC doesn't work.
I don't understand how they're trying to fucking kick us out and what we do is sit home and
play video games.
We haven't even fucking string together, like, I don't get it anymore, bro.
I
First world problems. Alright, bro as you say that with fucking Cheetos in your fucking lap with a phone with your feet
called by watching stable on auto
I'll leave fuck the whole of these here
Yeah I didn't go full, nah I thought the whole of these games was kinda normal cause it was a hard job looking
Yeah
Oh but actually the first person he goes for is me, the first person they all go for is me
Me, ho.
Come on, play it, bro, I'm playing Mega Camille, hold on.
Is he on you?
Thank you for all of it.
I'm down, bro.
I'm going full cam, bro. They're not going to know where we are.
Okay.
Oh shit, you left those barrels rough. I'm looking for the duck. Look at that dude. They stole the duck too.
Hot day here?
Good resume. Might need me.
Watch out for the one.
Oh they watched him.
Oh my god.
No, why would you not just stand still there and heal me?
well they're in the ball
I don't really know what to do here
there's no reboots to go to they're so far away
I should really see if we can just camp on this
I think I'll try camp one and go for the best
Oh shit.
They know? No they don't.
They're not sniping.
No, they're at the vending machine.
fucking nerds drop an ammo and shit yo bro you got any hunting rifle ammo
fuck yourself just wait a bro yeah gonna hear it oh my god what the funny
baby you're going the wrong way they bought the fucking chug they gone fuck
Okay bro, make sure you shake, kid!
Alright, I need to wait till we get a bit further away and then I can start it.
My chat said you're bald.
Good hobby, man.
Huh?
I could do it, babe.
I don't know, I'm about to get the fucking Jordan fool's back.
Now you're about to see some real shit.
Now you're actually about to see how well, but the mobile, the front row seat, you haven't
been pulling up a danger position right now, just let my shirt off because I play better
naked.
Take a seat babe.
Watch this shit.
I
I'm getting to go
Yeah, I'm gonna hit the pack you don't know hit the launch back
Yo, babe, you have front row tickets. You know how many people would love to see this
year now stable and all without a shirt off like for tonight. We actually watch this is
like watching like a movie right now
impulses right here I'm gonna drop a big can you get it yeah
I'm going to hold a bow there.
I'm going to hit a launch drive.
I'm going to the zone.
I just got tongue-tongued.
I'm going to my base. Got it.
I'm going to get a full zone.
Like a fucking course bro, like a course bro, and he takes no off, first shot, once again bro!
By the way chat, look where I'm at in the map!
Oh yeah, they're lucky to have trains, I've been just seeing that view of someone.
I'll see you all that again okay, but I don't even want all that shit anyway
I'm receiving what that there is some
There is a suspicious player above me on the leaderboard.
I saw a myth sneak this near earlier, bro.
Said that I view-botted, bro.
Tell me your heroes, y'all. First Ninja, now myth.
Hello, well.
Ron, have you ever had, like, actual depression?
Yeah, 2023.
Like, diagnosed?
Uh, no.
Don't rush, Marky, bro.
NMP said all those people view-bought, and you said you had a phase guy who's never had a view cap.
Go running back now, bro. You're done.
each
um oh wait you're shockwaves no we're done
uh okay wait here come here i'm gonna give you
oh i'm gonna show you some weight rebooting
show this guy over here uh we'll get you a second
oh maybe not but i get it i'm gonna drop you in the kitchen
20 40
60 64 oh i'm gonna get to that
wait cut him nuts i'm gonna pack up on my kit too
Okay, I'm gonna buy shockwaves. No, no, you're gonna keep them. I'm gonna buy shockwaves, and then what we're gonna do is we're gonna hit the system just flying.
Holy fuck.
Okay, so you were retarded? Like, do I have to actually just, like, I can't even go in a bottle right now, but, like...
Oh, drop the ego, bro. For a second. I've never viewed Bada in my life. You think I've viewed Bada in the entire life?
I've shown all my analytics I didn't say you did brother you said face what are you talking
about and you just doubled down right now you said if you said I'm stupid you typed
in my chance I'm stupid if I don't think banks was doing something me stumble
you just double down bro!
run run run run run come back come back
I'm just in that mode right now
it's fine you can keep beating just uh drop up some more kits
actually wait i'm not here i'm not here
I can just pop your thing
and stand still
alright now ready
wait low key hit this
I don't know where it takes us exactly, but it should get us in close enough.
If I don't care about that, I don't care, but I'll just fuck a chat, never meet your heroes.
All I do is just be nice to people, bro, and I just get sneak dissed and dissed all the time, bro.
Fuck this shit, it's no more Mr. Nice guy, bro.
Wait, do you want me to be a man? Actually, no, yeah, call me a man, dude. I won't.
That's gonna be a two-tick, no.
if I hit this um yeah yeah go go sorry
I don't fucking score tomorrow
entirely focused what what does that mean
I think you're gonna say that
we're gonna die
guys what does that mean
we're gonna fucking die
hey hey you're fine
one second one second one second
yes I could choose it now
yeah
Oh
She won't that
Oh my fucking god, we're dead
And we got some
oh shit kid pop is coming does all juice
what the fuck are we doing like are we noobs
I have to review these wires bro we're just getting re-situated
I don't know, pardon? Magic?
nah
that's a good one man
It's funny how we did all this just to get headshots, die for 30 seconds or something.
I'm not dying in this game.
I'm just gonna go like, hey Twitch, click this.
I need to have that new bot system.
Oh, we're gonna...
That's a chop break.
I'm on that, but I don't think we fight.
No, I'm not.
No, one more.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm on the plane, what do I know?
I'm on the plane.
Uh, stable riverbo.
Riverbo.
Stumble of an elbow.
Okay, we lookie-do.
Okay, we need to get the...
I'll go
Maybe lucky dude, okay, we need killed but I'm not gonna lie the wind will do us a lot more good than the girls I
Think we do need weight we can block up on this
Wait on me
Just like
I'm gonna be in 3rd and 4th
I'm on both
I'm just gonna jump in
I'm on both
the same guy, who would have guessed he's invulting on us?
I-I can't, bro.
It's the same guy, bro.
Small one-fucking-step.
Can I even report him?
Or is my report button just gone, bro?
He should be over here.
Bro, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I just...
I'm lucky.
I think if we started on time, if I wasn't such a piece of shit fat stupid fucking ogre
who qualified early, we could have started on time and then used the delay and everything
would have been okay.
But now it's too late to use the delay.
It's okay, bro.
fucking turn shit up bro we could still do this we have six games left I'm trying to think of how
many games we can we need minimum like 280 more points I mean hypothetically speaking if we win
four games we win four games equal not wait someone said epic employee in charge that's true guys
I'm fifty-first. I'm moving the board. Is there any epic employees in the chat right now, bro?
Please bro
And then just have a bunch of fucking sped to my chat to save me
So every single person in my chat is an epic employee. Yo guys, I can't wrap this up
I'm about to put on a shirt, bro.
My girl calls me fat, my chat calls me fat.
I got you, Kimmy.
I got you, chat.
You guys think I'm just a fat slob, right?
What am I hearing, bro?
why do i see a parry the plato force for the abs bro
someone just said this is nms music
like come on guys
where we going bro same shit
we're going somewhere different
you actually want to try something different
i can hide screen
what is that
Um, we're low key, like here.
I don't know.
I think I might have landed here, but it looks pretty subtle.
Three, two, one.
You still go to the gym?
I'm never seeing a clip of you, like, with a PT or something.
Yep.
yep
oh really how's that going?
that's awesome bro, I'm glad to see you're loving me
one kill on me bro, I'm not gonna lie
can I be honest with you, like no troll
you gotta let me have some respect
I'm about to take my one, I gotta prove to the chat that I'm not a bot
I'm dead ass serious there, I gotta prove something right now
this is like
go for it man
I'm like tired of this shit, everyone call me dog shit man
if I get a good gun I can come over and help you
I don't know where he is, bro, but consider him a fuckin' story.
I saw them land here, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Wait.
Okay.
I'm dead as fuck.
Two.
One hundred and one fifty.
I'm like, chop him, chop him.
I'm healing, brother.
No.
No, yeah, I've come juice for you
Fuck this y'all I'm gonna make you shake I kill the doctor
Take some in young still qualified man, I know I love them
No, we gotta do bro. I'm telling you just how many lace play yesterday
We got a scream like we got to do like mom grown them. They're both they just
yelling
I am
Evil ass fucking game man. Evil ass fucking game this game is then let me hit him I want some that I serious
Oh my god, you got that
Oh my god, I actually want me to
I'm 160, man.
The more I can do chat, that's a max bomb.
I think that's all deep, bro. That's all deep.
What did you think of the program? I know it wasn't much of a plan.
I could have done the exact same thing and up the fries pool instead of playing in a living room
Yeah
Hey chat, does anyone know how to turn the fountain on so we can make a wish to your gold coins?
It's like this spot we're landing at right now
You can turn on the water and then there's a make a wish fountain and you give it 200 gold
to give you both that's not letting you play what does that mean bro you keep
saying yeah I got sure my university man
wait that's the Mara?
no one, no one, got an enemy team wife
that's
yo we need some, we need some
oh it's not ok, jump up there
have you honestly bro?
yeah I was throwing for content, now I'm ready to fight
Oh awesome!
That's good. That's actually good. Content should always come first.
Do you have any gold or not?
A little bit.
Do you need more?
What are you trying to buy?
I'm loading.
Okay nice, nice, nice, nice. I'm gonna buy one too.
this chat lock in I'm fucking shit I need you to fall calm to me bro like I'm
ready let's win this game right once we win this game we win the next game then
we win the next game then we did the next game yeah
low key like the only thing is okay I think the kills don't even matter that
much because I know we wouldn't get an end game if we just get the loadout to
play end game we'll be good but we're just like pulling the upstorm shit hole
right now all right so let's just get one more team kill to up on that
yeah let's get a team liper right now yep yeah
and if we get if we get like flown on and someone starts keying us
and then you're speaking my language and then look for me and just build to
me
guys with lasers end game should i call moxers irl
Are you going to, uh, any more World Cup games?
No.
I don't, my life's a World Cup.
I don't know.
Okay, easy.
Oh shit.
I have a purple cycle, I have a purple cycle, he's right there.
They're gonna hear the shot, the shot plays right there.
Shoot him.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Eighty-seven, nice.
Evo 4x9.
Oh my god.
I'm just gonna play on here.
Look here everyone, I'm gonna take that stinger, the shotcoy behind you, you can do that.
And then I'm gonna go buy it, wait.
Oh nice, my big five de-spawn. This is Evo 4x9 bro.
This game is fucking wicked man.
Oh, it went through the wall, look, it's right there.
Wait in front of us, he has a hunting raffle.
Oh, they just have a 10 by 10. I don't think we fight this around me. They have too much
Wait, no, they're lucky trash dude
let's go
one on B
i'm gonna run him, i think i see him
they had so much space
another one
beyond?
I can't close my wall because I'm getting a fucking fucking fall!
No!
Who the fuck is calling me?!
Like, I'm sick, bro. Like...
Hey, uh, Ron, can I- can I be excused to go to the bathroom?
Hey, hey, hello?
I really have to go, man.
Like I really have to go.
Going. I'm not leaving.
One more time, I'll be on the game.
I might piss myself. I can't piss.
Yo, you good? You've been in the lobby more than the game.
Yo, faxity, bro.
If Peterbot wasn't a thing, you would be working at fucking McDonald's eating the supply.
You fucking idiot.
I
Let's make sure shake bro
Yeah, I'm not rolling now now now we got a person we go quick on my P.Y. I know this P.Y. Yeah, where's the red?
Oh, yeah, I did that
I'm sorry. I'm selling you
Okay, bro, at least you're aware
I think that's serious by the way like my phone was ringing it was on my mouse
I don't really got to say it all right. I wouldn't have done it. I hit him a hundred and thirty
I know, it's always young folk, bro
Okay, where do you want to go? Which side?
I don't know, it's low key or what? What's the best side?
Okay, so sometimes you go gas stations and get the slurped thing but low key we have this side
So maybe like there?
Yeah, I'm going to this house. Oh, there's a lot of people. Okay, I'm going to this house
um there's a lot of people oh wait how many guns dead
you good yeah i'm living in my whole house
okay
there's so many kids at races we need this game
this is like this is so fucking dumb bro this is so fucking stupid bro every kid
and their mom just goes here a delay is not gonna help shit because we're all
getting in the same lobbies I'm not even kidding bro I'm about to say I'm
I'm about to say a word that's going to get me banned on Twitch.
I'm dead ass serious.
Oh put a delay on?
Okay man, I'mma put a delay on.
Fuck.
I'mma, I'll do it.
What's going on?
Oh did you actually put a delay on?
I see your pink is black.
the time is if I run right now right now it's 825 for me wait I'll be back I'm joining
fax's goal for something oh god no it's because it's not no what's up bro what what yo fax
Facts, did shell get dequeued for the quacksnack thing?
Yo what's up I'm back.
Alright yo.
What are you making this beef face?
Um, what should I call it?
Can someone in Facts chat get a clip of someone using quacksnack?
You don't have to do that.
You just say hey Twitch clip that.
These are the top three reasons why you.
Oh god.
Clip quake fortnite.
Alright, what's the number one?
You can play.
Already what happened?
No, we're not done.
No, join the call bro. Go down a call. Go down a call bro.
I'm not gonna lie bro. I'm not gonna lie bro.
Like I got my girlfriend sending me tiktok saying why she quit for night.
Like bro, we got four games. How many games do you got? Five?
Uh, four more after this.
Okay, if we get lucky, I'm gonna lie we literally...
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
No, no, I mean with the queue cycles.
You gotta play like this is game one bro. Come on.
Wait, that's the Benji, because she's trapped.
That's OG.
Alright, first game, but let's do this shit.
Nice, let's go, I'm ready.
Where are you going?
I got a delay on right now.
Let's go somewhere different, bro.
Let's go to T-Vero.
Oh, alright, let's go back here.
It's not...
Yeah.
It's not a hot job, it's not blue.
Bro, it's funny how, like, is the delay...
We're already looted.
Like, we're at the POI.
I knew the delay was just now showing we're going here.
Okay, if there's too many people here, I'm going to swarm off to the left.
I can go for this gun a lot of kids here
I'm gonna go right here.
How many are you?
Got one?
Nice.
Um, I'm in the slug truck.
You're what?
The slug truck, if you want to.
Don't hit the slug truck bro.
Okay.
Fucking locked right now.
I'm sorry.
You angry I'm good. I'm ready. I'm actually ready. No trouble
Make every game count now, okay
I believe yeah, so I mean
141
What's it doing a big pot
I'm going to make some shit shake
He's got someone right there
He's hiding, he doesn't think I hear him
He's coming
Ok, I got you
Are you ok?
I got you
Look, look, look
Sorry, dude
I said...
It's over now it's not actually over like I don't possibly four games you have to win
every game basically like just so fucking I'm so glad I'm taking a five-day break from
fucking playing video games bro like this is just this game is so bad like why is pink
even a thing can I ask that chat like no troll that's what eliminates the skill
gap on this game is the pain
I just want to cry I did us some of my bro
I don't care how Laze is doing, guess what he's not going to be able to play, we're playing
Shimmer University bro.
I'm going to be dancing with fucking Rekai and funny Mike and DDG.
Laze is not going to be able to do shit.
Where we all see our diss tracks bro?
Oh wow man this game is just, this is just, oh no it's brawn your ping is not even bad
rough fuck yourself chat I have your points moved
the
this is my type of POI
you know we gotta drop like a 30 kill win now
um, yeah
Yeah, the issue is though, the time, I don't know.
You sure you can throw it here?
Yeah.
Should I just go somewhere different?
We can, maybe like...
Right now.
There isn't really anything to go to yet, if you can.
But like, I don't know, we just have to run around and get shit.
Yeah, bro, better than just fucking dying.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Well, that, I mean, this definitely deserves a raise.
I got a chug-dug, I got a chug-dug, bro.
I said like there's actually no guns on this one here, that's a little something.
This game wants me to win. Take this shit, bro.
Bro, before we know it, someone's flying on our head.
Let him, bro.
Wait, where was that shot from? I think I'm off.
I got one.
I think we do clean this up these guys have like nothing wait I see a kid running on the
street I'm gonna be a moment right here you see is there someone in there there's a random
kid in here I'm gonna wait and I'm gonna spray him just trust me take my time there's a chest
right here by the way yeah I hear him farming in there
I have a burst oh well there's like 15 kids here and we haven't heard one gunshot
no that's good though they all split it which means they have badly probably he's
running there up in there I'm gonna shoot him 50 let's go
60 wide 60 wide
dead? he came in back here I think or at the different game
There's still a lot of people here trying to sleep in here.
You need chocolate?
Yeah, I'm gonna kill you.
They're fighting at the back.
I don't know what the solo went.
Wait, where are those kids fighting?
Did you hear that?
I think it's behind that.
Um, yeah, I don't know about this.
Maybe we can...
I'm just a gay boy
I don't know where I'm just gonna get some
Two kids coming
Where? Oh on the roof, I can chop you
I'm down, I'm going
I got one, one of you
They're red skin
I
Really wish I qualified earlier on NA Center like genuinely. I'm sorry bro. It's just it's been
It's been a rough week man. I've been really stressed.
Let's go drop fucking 40 kills, Rock 1.
Can I have 6 gold, please?
Keep the chain, security motherfucker.
Yeah, that's me dirty ogre chubb, just whatever I'm not supposed to.
Okay, bro.
I want a thousand gift. No, I want a thousand duck, dudes.
We got to go kill some people.
I think I actually end the process.
For example, nothing.
Don't be the best bro
Keep at it, bro. Some people in the world can't even play for night
You contact I got one right
Okay
I'd be honest dude, dude, yeah?
Like where is everybody?
Yeah, I'm just what I'll be honest. Um, do you think I have a speech impediment?
I don't think so. I don't I haven't heard a speech impediment out of you
Yeah
The tunnels, okay, I'm gonna be
three
I'll cheer up you
Ooh, where we could look and crouch in though with some sneaky stuff.
Wait, they're chasing the solo.
Take that if you want it. That's not a chance.
Okay, there's a door and then the solo. Try pinpoint the door.
Yeah.
Ask the solo, he's on the other side.
Okay, yeah, I need the hill.
They're jumping on the other side.
I'm healing here.
Yeah, I'm healing here.
Okay let's pinch them, sit on a right hand peek and then you should be unkillable.
Just make sure they come running you.
One's gonna be lurking, okay?
They're off shockwave effect, they can run you.
Broke running at me, broke running at me.
One of them is literally one, and the other one's like 100 HP.
I'm trying to fucking kill them
Do you see a lot of people?
No, I do
Don't worry about me, I brought them locked
Do you need help?
I can jump each other
I think they're running
They have nothing really
They take this
I'll see them
Oh mother fucker
They created us
I'm probably gonna beg and pop the trigger
Just keep straining, that gun's fucking useless
Yeah, yeah, yeah
They're gonna go to the counter
One ran away and then one's still here
Hey my boy
That's Langston
The other one shot away somewhere
I see him, he's gone
Oh wait, we can go back to that WE finish, that's all there?
Okay, now say it, it's up to you matter.
How much gold do you have?
I have a hundred, funny.
I'm gonna go look at this.
Yeah, five chugged over the field.
I'm gonna meet him.
He's a striker, that's all.
Okay.
This is a striker though, so...
Okay.
I'm a shotgun, Jonesy.
Watch out for shotguns.
Uh, here, take this.
Okay, bro, let's actually win this, bro.
Streamer, you is my city!
Hey, let's go.
Guys, this visual bug right now, half 7,000 points.
Um, you know those shogs that make you triple jump?
Yeah.
You can get them in the middle of the map, you know?
we should get them in south line and people
hurt you bro
i'm a fucking demon
i think it actually is possible
but i just don't know about the queue times
we can do it
it needs to be four games
if we can't get the fourth game it's impossible
there's one on the right here
i'm in this middle thing now
yeah yeah
I don't think so. There's an edit that's open.
Is it? It's just... Yeah.
Oh, they're there. They're there. They're there. I see them.
Oh, yeah, I see them.
Oh my fucking god. Holy shit.
Wait, did you bounce up?
I'm hearing. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Unless you... You should think it out, yeah?
Yeah, I'll come. Yeah, yeah.
Gotta get out bro. I'm trying. It's not gonna make jump. I can't it's like
He's hitting every snipe
But they're getting third party they didn't land it on wait no, it's a different team
Okay, the team that killed me is going for my loot and there's another team king like here
it's such a boring gun bruh how is it incompatible
generally if they honestly go for that fight you could
nah you're just gonna get wk bruh maybe like here
they'll go for the card they're boxing everything here in wk
I don't know, let me know.
I personally don't think so.
If you actually want to play the game, I'll go here.
Fuck you, Corse!
Corse, fuck!
I'm off this game, I'm off this shit, there's no point in playing.
There's deadass no point in playing.
I'm not even getting it, there's no point in playing.
I got school tomorrow, go, this is just...
There's no point in playing, bro.
This shit is just unplayable.
Hi y'all.
My name is Gigi's bro.
My bad bro, I'm sorry.
Oh god, I actually feel bad because we were supposed to play Central so early.
We could have had a fair chance.
We could have played all of West out, but we had to start what?
40 minutes late.
It's okay bro.
I'm just fucking sick to my stomach.
My bad bro.
Peace out man.
Enjoy your day.
Wait a minute. Enjoy.
Wire install this shit. My dead ass don't know why I reinstalled the shit such a waste of fucking space
Holy fuck me this game is so bad
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I was bugging out, I can't go back, back, back, yeah
Just know somebody got that too, you never lie
Don't want my niggas shoot, they take you off the map
Don't know my niggas-