Yeah, I have a life like a shining star, my heart's beating faster than ever before
I'll never let you go, you might have written my heart mustow my everything
Sometimes I'm lost, sometimes I'm found, but you're always there, you're always close to me
Alright dudes, I am here. Thank you guys for tuning into the stream. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. How's everybody doing? What's cracking? Thank you guys for stopping by.
Someone banned that grabbersmith guy. Get him out of here. He's spreading false information.
What's up, what's up. Thank you guys for chilling out. I'm passing out now, we game it later. Do I sleep in?
Bro, just get on whatever the fuck you feel like it and if it's a good time, it's a good time, not stressing it. Don't make yourself get up.
Sleep in as much as you want. We'll play it by ear. If you find yourself up, works. If not, don't stress. I'll play Counter Strike.
of
to you my friend get up if you get up if not all good I will I'm ready to push
the ball to get through tonight though by that time I'll probably be fucking
mentally exhausted on Counter Shack
let's get on do a little warm-up
that drink looks through to you than what my girl drinks it's just like a it's just
like an iced mocha pretty normal I think it doesn't even taste very good
I
Fly monster player
appreciate you saying what's up oh Danny I don't know what the fuck Caroline
gets me okay she gets me a fucking drink sometimes I drink that shit that's
all there is to it hope you love it that's up pretty good I had weird ass
dreams though bro today marks the second week the second week of what
of absolute dog shit have been streamed today marks the second week that these same fucking
pieces of absolute dog shit.
Oh my god, oh my god, they're breaking in
I mean if they're breaking into his house it has to be longer than a 30-day van right so that's a good thing to put
At the head because maybe they didn't catch how serious this is
Oh my god
I'm new here so I want to say hi grandmas I will fucking ban you okay, I will fucking ban you
of
the
was a country but this is what I this is this is what our creators does the people
He's bobbing his fucking head dude.
Oh yeah.
Oh god dude.
You had to end it on oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh no.
Oh
Yeah
Games are supposed to be amazing it will as we got older listen movies were supposed to get better too
So was music right we come from the golden age. You don't understand
It will never get better
Yeah, a thousand top you fucking doofus by the way. Thank you for the 25 gifted subs your maniac
Thank you for always supporting the channel the community people who watch me directly
Thank you, Tom. Thank you for always being here my man. Appreciate you brother. That's a lot of
money, dude. That's a lot of money. You know better than to do that shit, you dummy.
Welcome guys, hope you enjoy thousand times got you. He's a ledger around here. He's a ledge
Me JoJo and flam oh my god with forms
I remember when I used to be pretty decent at countersheck.
Main is live, thanks for the prime by the way man, appreciate ya.
How's it going?
Dubzzi, thanks for the 119 lunch here.
Not even 120 bro.
Pshh.
Not even 100.
Pshh.
You guys here? Not even 120 bro.
Not even 120. You haven't even been here 10 years, Jase.
Yeah, you're crazy brother. Thanks. Thanks so much, Dubs.
Appreciate you brother.
Crazy that you've been in that long man.
Craziness.
Thank you guys for your streaks too, man.
Play more, shout out man.
Damn, then I suck now.
You guys have been here for a new day.
amount of years is insane to commit to a channel so thank you guys I appreciate
you guys very much I know that channels get real boring after watching for a
long time so when you guys watch for that fucking long and you still chill
out here it's a big deal that's a big deal very big deal native princess what's
going on what's going on appreciate it appreciate it's a guess it was a brother
you've been here since 2014 Luffy thanks bro thanks bro I appreciate you guys
all hanging man like I said I twitches a big place now appreciate you guys
oh yeah look at that spray
oh yeah look at the spot right here
oh man I'm feeling
okay oh there's that
He was waiting for this guy. Now I'm waiting.
His head shot city up in this!
What are you fighting? Fighting this chicken?
Okay, okay, my aim is...
That's it. Feels a little quick. Feels a little smooth on the mask pad.
I'm feeling like I'm not keeping it on head level.
I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.
Shoot, man.
Don't want to talk about it need a warm-up need a warm-up need a big warm-up. I'm like not
Not smooth
That's about
Also about I'm pretty sure that's just fucking I'm down her and this brother. I'm down her and this
everybody. You guys and your fucking jokes that you never let go. You guys are probably
still talking about fucking the word dorkus.
I'm trying to jump and scout me. What do you think you're made of? Who do you think
you are man. I'm syrup. I'm supposed to practice smokes chat. I know Amali chat actually. I
learned Amali. There's this guy. I don't know his channel but I'm gonna call him Eyebrows.
Okay, there's this guy that I come across on Twitch Shorts, or not Twitch Shorts, YouTube Shorts.
He's got these, you know, the...
Because these eyebrow moves, after he shows you a smoke grenade, you know what I'm saying?
One of them is like...
Here.
Crouch jump throw.
Molotov.
Flies in and like hits all of this area.
area
I don't know who the fuck it is
I'll look up his channel name I just randomly will come across his shit
now that I'm playing Counter Shack of course the YouTube algorithms got me by
the balls for Counter Shack right
it's like would you like to know some smoker nades
and molotovs?
what do you think you're doing bro?
I think you're trying to knife it.
what a shot what a shot what a shoot this
Three big balls like a playing tennis.
Hello?
What are you doing?
Okay.
Hello? What are you doing?
Okay
Okay, okay
Okay.
Deagle King?
Yeah.
You'll feel like the Deagle King when you're in a Deathmatch server and then you'll get
to do a game and you'll whiff every fucking shot and no demand.
That's how it goes.
Deathmatches make you feel like you're a god.
Then you get into a real game.
It's hard to put it into practice.
Especially on their bots.
Pupu pupu pupu pupu pupu pupu pupu pupu.
Gah! Too much!
Fama's a very good counter strike player.
Yes. Flommie is a very good CS player.
Oh, I'm struggling at level fucking nine. You know what I mean?
Did you check your face at replay? I made that. You made a face at replay.
Okay, I can I don't even know how to look I can look though if I'm after this game
Ten years subbed now
Crazy can't always tune in like back in the days
I'm just always enjoyed when I can happy Christmas to you and the family Merry Christmas, but Tom
It's always a pleasure, but you've been here for a million years
Come on, you get to spend that many years chilling together my friend
Even if it's not all the time. I appreciate you coming through and support me man. Love you, brother
Much love. Hope you enjoy your holidays with Feng.
Thank you so much.
$50! Topped over the day because we're in the chat, bro.
Keeping the head warm. Right there. Right about there.
Appreciate you, brother.
We couldn't see what part of your head cuz it doesn't fit in the cam
That's two just not all of it
Hey, you should have said what what he would have you done
No, it doesn't matter
I honestly I was thinking about turning it off but I think it kind of helps a
little bit because sometimes my teammates won't even know who I am right
and I'm just like the enemy probably doesn't either
yeah they but the enemy team can't recognize my voice right so that's kind
of the point but I use I do have to have stupid names every time I play
they're all fucking ridiculous I was a mom
I'm pretty sure this keemie guy was pooping on me yesterday, dude, I'm fucking ancient.
I think so.
Are you playing ancient games today against like Arya and Marr CS God?
I don't know. I don't know.
Okay, you just headshot people so fuck them.
Oh shit, what a jerk.
We did. We did. We did. We did.
Yeah, that was you guys, right? Yeah.
Sorry, sorry.
I think you guys ended up winning that, I know you see.
This is weird.
Let's do this by the book, people.
I didn't lose monster because of that instant that's just people what people
speculated what are we feeling here it was just a bad time between contract
disputes
G-Fuel made me an offer I could refuse.
I just want CTs because I don't know enough to smoke.
There's a CT smoke.
I'm flying in front triple or front default.
He's not CT, CT, that's guy.
I hit my life, I hit my life.
It was we mean that guy we're going at it missing each other a lot
Oh my god, oh my god
I learned some smokes and I'm here to use them.
I absolutely forgot where to look.
I'm going to work on that.
It seems so much easier when I'm watching videos.
Yeah.
You know every day we're going to see a YouTube story.
one more
one's van, van
nah, he's on the triple
one down van
he's on the top
one on top
oh my
nice
oh yeah
It's some sort of carpet
Yeah, there's something to look out of this carpet
Let me practice let me practice
I'm not doing a spawn when I'm doing the late window smoke
Hold on I think I got a window smoke there. I think I got one late
I'm flashing I'm flashing a deep cat deep cat deep cat deep cat flash IQ IQ
I
Killed I killed one more window going main
To stanky next to the five gift does my friend. How you doing brother appreciate your support man
How's it going? How's it going? Welcome all five of you guys to the squad mr. To stanky got you dude
You probably got to go there now. I'll take you to snaky. I'm okay too
On-site on-site so far first game of the day
I know this one
I think I know cat smoke hold on I might know a cat one from here. Let me crack I
think it's the top right from here no not for my spawn here right bro okay see
Uh, jungle. Going window. He's half.
Oh, you got this all day.
1v2.
One should still be a...
Two smokes.
I know, two smokes.
Okay?
I don't remember the connector one, though. I think the connector one's the hardest one.
Just remember.
I
Of course I do I have no fucking idea. No, I haven't learned spawns
W I forgot the W part I thought you were telling me like hey, that's a W jump though you got there
You know what I mean? I wasn't really thinking like that meant
I thought you meant like W jump throw bro, we got this I didn't mean like go forward
Two people
Jungle. Half.
Yo, I didn't know he was telling me to press W jump throw.
You know what I mean? I thought he meant like that's a W jump throw right there. You know what I'm saying?
I feel like that's a perfectly...
Dude, honest, honest guy. I got it again though.
Yep, forward jump throw.
I'm dropping another smoke in front of you guys in this con oh my god, that's perfect
That's a perfect throw right there if I've ever seen one
Okay, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not
I got him though, but that's a trade that's still pretty decent
Still pretty decent if we're looking for thinking about it
A lot of it, a lot of it
Does anyone have an extra smoke for chance?
maybe I got him too that's also not that bad there's another one there how's
your three there I swear that's right maybe I'm looking at the wrong spot I
think so okay fair enough fair enough okay
Okay, okay, my fault, my fault.
Bro, the smoke window killed me. I couldn't even focus up the front.
Hey, you saw me on YouTube short right before this.
Give me a break, man.
Listen, I got a late window smoke coming your way, guys.
Boom.
A little late. Just don't peek right away, and we're good.
Waiting. I'm gone.
It's gonna be looking real nice.
Okay, that's neat. Can I just wind up here?
Okay, I missed that one to you. I'm not gonna lie. That's crazy. Let's have a go. I got that guy. That's almost as good
Nadine cat
You didn't Debbie I don't need a W from that one
I'm a scouter. I'm a scouter. I'm going to go all the way. I'm going to go all the way.
Watch this mic right here, Tess. He's in the smoke. He's through the smoke. He's
He's 50, he's empty, close empty.
You know, he doesn't...
One out, one in market.
I'm holding.
Trash.
That is a terrible time-lose go.
That is crazy timing.
I I'm taking blame on some of these rounds guys I'm willing to let that be a thing
This is learning on the fly come on guys, this is pretty tough
Yeah, I can late smoke window late smoke window that's almost guaranteed land
I heard a pop it sounded like a hit window he pushed mid I don't think I hit it
I might have to I might have to think about my lineups again that might have
to go be under I just know cat smoking that's it apparently there's something
I'm missing there maybe I'm shit they're going too high with it listen this is
off of a YouTube short off of a guy who has like a rock eyebrows after he shows it
I appreciate you guys let me try those very nice they'd like to need back mid
from a lot
Cat's dead team he got him I would have had shot him though I'm not gonna lie
I would have got that I didn't had shot him I can smoke jungle for you guys and
that's what I just threw from top mid by the way
professional shit watch that land one more day one more day check that
I think he's still in that ladder, I think.
I think I'm...
We did it.
Thank you, sir.
You guys want to pop A? I know how to do CT smoke.
I'm throwing a CT smoke if we go A. I know this one.
I'm going to lamp flash, you guys.
I
Can't like that. Uh, sir says up says up all you knife. I know you don't
I wish a mom did only
Oh, this is you're not supposed to have this much follow
It's against the rules
I'm actually not gonna throw another jungle smoke chat from Tetris.
I don't know if you guys need that one.
Sheesh, that's a good one to know.
I'm gonna throw the cat smoke in, and we'll throw the cat one.
That's my most successful smoke, for sure.
Shut up.
They landed.
God damn right.
Might have pushed under.
Seems clear.
What a shady play that was.
It's gonna be Pals, right?
Needing Pals.
Going up to plant.
I don't have bomb.
I'm gonna blow it up in the Pals.
What's up, bro?
He wasn't expecting that one.
He was not.
Maybe push top mid? I don't know
Oh no, he's in the window
I found him
I need to get him to push in, I can't care
He's still there
We're still there, we can't possibly lose
Okay, okay
I'm pretty sure that guy's cheating
We shot the big one by one there
I
Know
Was a me that one wasn't me I smoke cat I'm successful now
oh that's a push nice triple dead I'm going out with Mark
Did he take it?
Thousand percent?
Yep, planet front triple.
Or side triple.
What? Where else would he be? I'm on a box!
That was a decent act considering.
I'm going to play, eh?
I thought we were done with CS, brother man, who told you that?
I'm back in my prime.
Better than I've ever been.
10 face it. You guys can't make fun of me. I had to come back, regain level 10, so you
guys can't call me level 9s anymore. It's kind of embarrassing to be called a level 9
face player.
You have to understand, chat, this is the first time in years I have liked my mouse
So much that I don't even notice it. That's when you know you got a good mouse
When you don't even notice it when you have to when you're constantly thinking about your grip on your mouse
It's a terrible terrible thing. I
Haven't had a mouse like this a long long time probably since the first prototype of the final mouse
I
Dead lower
I'm only just a murderer, I think you can go and watch out
Finish the hot pot, I hope they come in
Can people see that I'm a left-handed chat when they walked by one murder. Well, I don't know where he's going
No, right
Well, they can that kind of sucks
You might flank Marker from CT spawn I guess but that would be crazy as fuck, ain't no
He's big.
I don't know if I'd call that a headshot.
That looked like a shoulder to me.
Okay buddy, can you see what I'm seeing out of you?
I'm not sure you see shit.
Yeah, it looked like a shoulder to me bro.
Just throw that out there.
Get your eyes checked, buddy.
That's the fake addition mouse, yeah
Might just come back to counter-strike dude full-time
Sure how they they're coming out in like a ramp I think about here
They're not out. They're not out. They're not out.
They're still trying to self.
He's got an A-Ramp in his boots I think.
walk up to you
a ramp one still beagle
to be up here
i'm watching it, nothing to help
one's apps, one's apps
one ramp
one's apps, about can you
Yes, we should go to the right door, so...
I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, it's A, right?
B, I guess.
I probably wouldn't have heard it, like, Beepersman.
My timing is crazy bad there.
I take responsibility for that one.
That is kind of true actually.
Well one dig this guy in palace dude 100% guaranteed
One dig the palace guy as ordered
Two cents to palace
Who says to palace
I was about to go collect my prize my my a day
I got mine. I got mine. Yeah, throwing that out there. Tossing
into the wind
Because we're like made back made or some crazy shit there. Do you just want to be fucking normal humans?
Go through the fire and flames that mating man
Boom head shot it. I'm dead
Well, I'm hiding for the same guy. He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, one's gonna be caught.
Don't be, don't be, don't be, I got...
He's jungled, jungled, window, window, window, window, window, window.
Got mine! Got mine!
Oh, he's playing the truck triple.
I think he's dinked. Or is that you that got dinked?
Yeah, I dinked him.
One's jungled, one's like sandwich area.
Hey, that was the same guy! That was the same guy!
of
death
of
death
I
Don't think these times only you guys
They're doing extra today. I'm blind as shit. I'm in trouble
Yeah, they're not executing actually we're good nothing
clear
Yeah, come on man
One of the best hybrid operas in the game
Number one adren used to pass me the off and give it up completely. I remember that
One down, one down.
Destroy fire!
One down, one down, one down.
Paps.
Got him.
We're in eight out.
Just two apps, two apps, two apps.
Pass clear.
Full clear, pass.
I think we're in a way.
Yeah, left.
One left.
One top, ready for spamming.
I don't see you there, right?
Up, dungo dead.
Damn, that guy coulda killed me.
I
Don't understand
To the parent
I
Got my baby got mine. Thank you, Rory
You want to play close-up I'm still mulling it but yeah
Maning it
The one chair one cat here like bottom condoms here right up
One's a one's at
There's more there's more
One one catwalk one bottom comedy
Nothing peeking at your app at all one left mid. I think there's still one around mid. He could creep through the conspire
Careful up there. I think there'll be
Never get in apps. Yeah, we're careful. I'm only around careful con. There's a big con cut one bit to be three be
Okay, okay, she
lower has to be lower right here by process from elimination it has to be
maybe I don't know
I don't know what this guy is
he's out of the run!
he's got the op now
he's trying to mark it when down I think
like when down here
He's gonna go all the way to take his ass
I
of
the
I
I got you tense free a brother
I
Got me
I think that a ramp smoke creep in is not incredibly successful for me knocking a lot
Close
okay
seven scuba shoe from
ready for anything
we can't buy makeshift no matter where
what is
One underpass.
One under.
They're con.
One can, one bottom con.
Pass.
Ahhhh! That was close. That was close.
That was a hair off.
A hair.
Just a hair. Just a tad.
In window.
Your ass, Arc Raiders, is good.
Let's just go with some Papa John long neck. I don't appreciate your messages. And if you're going to continue messaging like that, we're going to have to get rid of you. Okay.
Change your tune.
Not a big fan of negativity.
I'm not gonna go.
Such a CS go move.
Why didn't you strafe back and forth 14 times before you beat that phone?
I think we crouching there was the bad
I gave him a free headshot.
Damn! Zoro!
With a 3k for his team entry frag and an 8g honestly champion status.
I'm saving up.
I ain't saving shit.
That's my B. Zoro went off dude.
Fuck now it's actually kind of close
This guy called some of the bitch dude
What'd you do to him dude?
Me a double name around
guys are getting kind of like a little bit late nothing great not right away
we're like two seconds now we definitely got someone for 99 damage
I
Any ramps up house
Fuck I don't want to talk about it. No way we're losing this
We win this we can win this we just go T we went out did it go
Oh, this guy just walks out, dude, I
Need to be better than this. This is bad play
I'll just O.T. this right now, dude.
This is bandit country. Shoot at them.
Point fire.
Oh, I ain't coming out fast.
Wait, let's take it slow back.
No, no, we're good. We're good. We're good.
Throwing smoke.
Leaning down smoke.
One's out.
In the smoke. In the smoke. Default. Default.
There's two B-3s there.
He's all dead?
Smoke out! Laying down a smoke.
If I just stayed tucked up there to probably been a better play, I could have caught that
guy going in, got a fair fight on the second guy, maybe he'd gotten two rather than one
and a half.
I think I'm going to have to actually shoot 30 damage that second guy.
Nice, nice.
nice, nice
that was often
simple calls, simple calls
calling back
flashbangs
I don't like her positioning right now
bomb has been planted
this guy's up
nice guys
he doesn't
That's so cool.
My place sandwich.
and
the
He's hopping out, I fucked it. One's up.
Could be a market window.
I'll pop a view.
Throwing smoke.
You left?
I'm not gonna boost window on time.
It could be a
Hey shit, hey shit
Can't shoot got me back it's not looking good. I shouldn't have picked the same thing twice there to be fair
No, stupid me. What's he got glimpsing me? I should have just hug default make them make a move there
Oh bad made basically bad made I get where my position trying to get a little extra damage
I only got 17 not fucking worth it dumbass dumbass
I got you I got you why give my spot away like that really stupid really stupid really
stupid the name for who got me killed
under one careful upper BP
dude this guy's got my number just walks out palace I mean a ramp fucking a
dude how can I not with that the same fight I will never play that spot again I'm
either hugging triple under bout top back aggressive aggressive palace
Something
That's right, she started cheating brown Tony
I'm playing too predictable
I'm playing too predictable. I need like different ways to play
I'm just gonna play on her back probably this round
He's off the top of the house.
Actually, I think I should have shot him down.
Two upper, me two upper.
The only thing is bucking you right now.
I'm blind him.
Two upper, two upper.
They're gonna cancel, they're gonna cancel.
They're gonna cancel, just don't peek. They're gonna leave.
Oh.
Close bomb.
Two upper, two upper still.
Bombs down, operas and windows.
They're throwing any ramps here.
Uh...
I think one's ventured.
Oh, fuck.
Nice.
I mean, that was the... you killed the offer.
Bench one?
Okay, this guy's cat-cat.
There's...
Oh my god.
The end of this game has been all my fault, Chad.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm just getting headshot by everybody under the sun.
Old Summon hits those, and Old Summon gets shit on in this game.
The skill level has gone up tremendous amounts.
It's absolutely nuts.
Alright well they did it to us so we can do it to them look.
Oh yeah that's exactly what I'm thinking right now.
Last five rounds I think it's got absolutely crushed.
They crushed me at the end of this game.
They crushed me.
I'm throwing that for you.
Okay, I'm gonna go down there.
I get the CT smoke.
How many flash CTs?
There's something flashed in here.
Flash.
Bang.
Falling.
People.
Oh, it's not like that.
People dead?
One's connector, I think they're jungle.
One's window.
One's window was.
Smoking window, smoking window.
Smoking window.
Default dead?
One's connected or an acre jungle?
One's window, one's window, was
Smoking window, smoking window
Shares
Planting default
What was that guy, Taco?
No way I don't clear that
I should have cleared that.
Okay, well listen. It was a fun game at the very least, but uh, yeah, I fucking suck.
Learning game, learning game. I know exactly how I don't want to play A now. You know what I'm saying, chat?
I know exactly how I don't want to play that side that trip that like ninja box
Style that I play where I'm like looking at palace trying to catch people top Tetris like
nah bad
That whole like wide angle I do at the back of triple as well like maybe play that two rounds of fucking half
maybe
I should catch somebody off guard, but not to take like a fucking fight, you know what I mean?
I'd rather hug triple, be under bow, play sandwich, play close a ramp, like I need to be doing that sort of shit.
That was a little, little sucky, little sucky, little embarrassing.
No, no, I'm a little embarrassed.
A little bit embarrassed.
Sorry about that, guys.
I apologize for showing you fucking ballsack gameplay.
To be fair though, when you play against good players, they can make you look like Balsak.
This Ares guy is insane, comparatively to me, at least, way, way better.
Way, way, way better.
Way better than me.
No. If I get really, really good, I would really like to play a season, don't get me
wrong, but that's pretty far in the distance. I have to really start showcasing some skills
here. Or like at least a brain. You know what I mean? At least a fucking brain.
But, uh, you know, I love competition.
I would love to play a season of open or something like that.
But, uh, I mean, dudes, I would really like to commit time to Counter-Strike, but it's
It's like, I gotta think about my stream a lot lately.
You know what I mean?
I gotta be thinking about, like, fucking how well my channel's doing and shit like that.
It's like, it kind of is a misplay for me to be playing Counter Strike instead of Arc
Raiders right now, to be honest with you.
I don't know the stupid stream decision, but here I am making dumb decisions.
Alright, we're not a 19.
We're not a 19.
I
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they got knife cheats
Come and see this Jericho to level 9 up to lose this one. I don't think so
Oh, we got this
Roger dodgy, let's get
Do you want bro? I'm sure yeah, I do what I want. I think we're wrong, but it's just
It's hard to let a misplay happen on stream
It's just like this is not a lot of games that come around that are like arc that are gonna be doing big things on
Twitch and should really be giving you extra viewers and shit like that new community and stuff and it's a bad idea
To be doing this type of shit, but you know what dude? I am a Counter-Strike player deep down
so
Spawn got hurt
back off back off
what is happening
you can get
oh back off you son
there's two seats
Oh, you know, you know, let's go, let's go.
Nice, good job. Good job. We need it.
And then I'll just get like, G-Shot noodle at 20-15.
That's what you get. Chill. Just chill.
Just do that every round, Jeremy.
Yeah, yeah, let me just, let me just fucking hone that. Let me hone that.
I'm gonna remember how to do that feeling.
Let's see you walking.
There's no window smokes. We're fine.
No window smokes, dude.
I'll figure out some fucking smokes to fuck up.
Flashing mid. Watch the nades, man.
We're up in here! What do you mean? We're up in here!
We're up in here!
Where's the orange here?
It's right here.
Take it!
BANANA BANANA!
He's a virgin, man, look at that!
Take the fuckin' buck!
What do you guys think is like...
So like, what is an average-
What is an average-ized banana-
What the fuck are you guys trying to do?
He means having a stroke after last getting the first person.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
I think they killed on the cross-net road, but there's a fucking pretend to be a running scar the whole time
Tch!
Hahaha
Alright, I think that's supposed to go
Oh man, they left the building between fire and flamethrower
Three more in fire
I was gonna say I'll boost you, but I don't think I can see
One's leading, one's leading, Jojo, watch out
Back default
I
Want to come back me come back me or no, he's gonna yeah
They know you took a it's a way better player
There it is there is I got some on foot you got some okay back wall flash get behind us
Stand back there really gotta clear that really gotta clear that guys
I hate my life, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This Sunwoo guy, or Suwoo, I made fun of him one time, he's killed me every round since.
Not kidding.
You took that to personally bro.
No, but actually my first little favorite is when we took the A bomb site and they just kept two of the Atsan bags.
My bad for not clearing TAN bags, I honestly didn't think that they would be there.
We should have just, I don't know why you didn't tell us you took A.
Okay, next time you take A, just give us a little info there, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna flash your B right now, flash your banana, flash your Namus.
They definitely are blind.
Nading corner.
That's 99 damage needed right there.
I'm clearing sand.
Sand's clear.
Holy shit, dude.
One step back.
Is that not so?
I'm holding on the counter from preflash.
What's that?
That's that library.
That's my dead.
Not a much.
He's on the porch, Kimmy.
I'm running away from him.
Yep.
Not channeling this.
Every smoke, B.
He's...
I'm faster.
You're on him.
He's not on you.
Nice, Kim.
There's one B, one on none.
Definitely saving, they're definitely saving.
I don't believe it.
Inferno.
They're always saving.
You gonna sell me a boxing?
Yeah, I'm blind.
of
death of
I got B. He's clear.
He's a fuser.
He's not B. He's clear. You got it.
I'm on my car. How much you got there?
Oh, leg.
Hating corner.
On site.
They're still, they're still one, uh, one B.
I think it's gonna be, it's marked off with B right now.
You have bombs, stuff like that.
Yeah, leader.
You might just push me down pretty quick here.
I'll hold it.
All right, don't be sweet.
They're not going to put you in the woods, will they?
Okay. Honestly, I didn't think he was gonna like kind of
repeat into the center of the door there, Chad. I thought he
was gonna try to talk. Okay, this is definitely a gene.
I mean, I was 40 and two. He only had five health. He just
destroyed maybe else okay okay I gotta actually try that's not me trying that's
not me trying I'm trying now
MP9 needs a nerf
I kill the world lane
It could be a boy that watch out on the buddy clear right now
Motherfucker, he's in naps
I
Sure just got the money shit
Yeah, this Aries guy is a fucking thorn in our side.
I don't know how to hold a lay.
Next up, dude.
Next up.
About to report him to the fucking local police department, bro, he's beating our ass.
I don't know how you're fucking mad.
I'm a narc.
That's crazy.
I mean, T side, bros, we're fine right now.
He's back.
Hopper... boiler.
This guy's definitely picking up my ammo.
They got an anti-control.
I'm planted.
The library.
One arch.
They still arch and library.
One coming right. One swinging, got it.
You see? Okay!
You need to pick this guy up on your team flam.
I'm a serious guy.
I'm gonna see what's going to come right now.
Get you in contact with him. I'm pretty sure I can talk to him.
For you.
Yeah, I started off, oh wait.
Started off communication for you.
That makes me feel so much better about myself.
Not even a playoff player, huh? He's B-rash.
You could have gotten better since then to be fair. Cracked up.
I can flash corner for you, never mind, alive.
We're going.
Smoking spawn.
Going.
Dead.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm planning default.
One's out.
Flashing deep. Left.
Left.
Okay.
Plus.
I fucked it.
If he wins this, you pick him up.
Ahh, he's bad.
Take it back. Take it all back.
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh
I got mid-tips, watch your right, I don't know, I'm on the left side.
First, first, first.
We're up there, we're up there.
He's in the walls.
Dead.
I thought I had him all head on.
Smoke towards left.
I think we clear.
Planting, could push me from like back side or some shit, I don't know.
Did we clear halls?
No, one guy was in halls, I killed him, could be a couple there.
He's uh, what's he called, uh, pillars.
I'm going in Wait, wait, wait, let's pick up one by one
I'm down This is perfect
I'll go first, I'll go first Okay, start, good start
I got that, okay, hold on Can't stop, can't stop this
Who does that, sir?
What is this?
You got it, you got this
Exactly, we're fast
What the fuck, you live right there?
What the fuck?
I play native res brothers. I don't fuck with this whole squish in your rest stretching your rest fat people on the screen and shit
I'm gonna flash through the smoke, flash through the smoke.
You're good Flamie.
I think you dropped the middle one too.
Yep.
There's two pushing through mid.
They're flashing, flashing, flashing, flaking.
He's just off.
He's off being uh, Draedra, or whatever the fuck that's called.
Caskets, fucking boxes.
Fuck him.
I'll blast him.
Counter-terrorists win.
Fuck him, brother. Listen, T-side Inferno is fucking hard.
one more there. What the flank was that?
Maybe I'm not sure.
I mean, spoiler or something.
I ran down banana, the guy's been yelling it.
Really? That guy went that quick?
I mean, how does that be the whole time? Shit.
I didn't even hear him, to be honest.
I didn't hear him last at the end, but I heard the column.
I mean like I didn't hear footsteps
Right side made love hit them once dead
on the left side.
Hey, push-offs.
Dude.
These guys are aggressive beings.
Aggressive beings.
All right, well, here.
Holy.
I'm going. I gotta be playing these guys have been rough, dude. This has been rough.
Holy shit dude, I'm insane I bought my mom
I had a big pit
I'm sorry a little bit, yeah, one's all over.
All day, baby.
All day!
Nice round, Jared.
Dude, pistol round a demon, huh?
It's your own.
Apparently.
Hey, bros.
It's not a bad time to be a demon.
so better to be demon
better to be demon
fire on the hole
um father?
bruh, this guy's got my number though dude
he has an m4
I have a question for you top mid
I knew he was there to chat
I had the read, I had the read
I just um, a little bit out timed
little bit out times. If Aries wins this, I'm so sad. No, both of them, both of them,
they're walking out of there. No, bro, Aries is insane, brother. The no way to know you're.
I mean, no way they're gonna leave. It's impossible.
No, man. They've been no one.
No way we lost this round. It was unloosable.
This was unloosable.
What do these guys think?
The bomb has been cleaned.
We need out
Nt 12 and 3 shit the other guy to be new boss or something
We're letting this fucking non-playoff players smash us right now
dude it all came down to me losing that fight chat that's what it came down to
I'm just gonna early smoke this probably.
See if we can force him to go B.
Nice.
Go and show you the order.
There you go.
I might go, I might gamble B to be honest.
No, you don't want to.
I don't have much.
I'm good.
It's fine, it's fine.
I have a smoke.
I serve a smoke.
I
I'm pretty sure I hit this dude in the middle of smoke chat when he was trying to move up.
I think that's the only reason I did damage from there either that or I hit him back all right there, but it didn't look like it
The
top of it.
I
Spoke up I'm gonna go back to you guys
My house
Quasi moto
Oh
Entee that guy was just not biting on that oh jeez
No he really just did not want to come
Do not come
Never come big like the bro
They're slugging
I
Not this looking it's just fancy depressing to meet you now they both come oh the side effect
I'm gonna wrap
You flash my mic, it's okay
Okay
Lane underbuck or whatever that is
he's all he's all he might go on he's arch
I got good one ups all they heard me as well he's probably going be very nice
I think it's on construction.
These guys got us red, huh, chap?
Woo!
These guys got us red.
Just keep on getting it.
Clawfront's in there now. Only one.
Oh, you're insane, teamie. Good shit, brother.
I feel the winds changing. They're heading west now.
It's towards A.
100% dude, that's a bank or something, I swear.
I think it's almost two of these in this game.
I'm in the middle, middle.
One's already close, man.
I'm trying to push up after that.
One's jumped, Paps.
A few in mid.
One of them is lit.
That guy is dead.
That's true.
How do you like peek his van, bitch?
Hold on.
Throwing smoke.
One more.
Two, two.
All dead, I'll maybe get out of here.
Get the fuck off me!
The wins, you know what I'm saying?
Haha, you're not a fan.
I actually suck ball sack of inferno. I know what's going on
The more I play for Peekers advantage the more I'm getting headshots
Dropping my CS go fucking mindset behind
It's still cheap
You're what?
That's my fault brother I should have rotated back as soon as they threw that smoke just to be
I didn't watch I just didn't want to play super predictable
I have like brief moments of not being absolute fucking shit at this game and that's it then.
moments of not being absolute dog shit, but that's about it
That's my fault I should have cleaned up at least one or two there and just like a little tech me
It's hot in Europe
Caroline's running
I'm distracting
Yes, time's one's gonna be that mid
That was him that was him once the T stairs and then I'm done
3v2
Let's go tense you're insane good shit
Yeah, that's good.
I'm gonna drop it on this way, John.
You can give me some of that if you want. I can drop you if we're...
Okay, I'll just work. That works. Thank you.
Of course.
probably gonna be more double-deck planes here this round
are they poor here?
they could text then a gun round somehow
I hear alt, I hear alt
I'm really smoking
a lot of holes
another one up mid, nice
also dead all are like low and also nice
one more boiler went up mid
up arch, up arch
10-4
they're all inside
flash, go to the arch, go to the arch
flashing, flashing, flashing
they got crazy sight Molly lineups
throw a flash back
that was insane, did you see that one?
that was nuts
Your arch is open, careful, guys.
Arch is clear.
You can go back to site if you want, I'll pick it up.
Copy.
I
See that Molly, it's so they don't run into the side chat
I
Stop some from underneath the site, dude
No, so one of my homies geeking out that I'm playing with you things kicking
His name's kicking. Yeah, he's very excited or another play. Let's go. Let's go
Oh, shout out to Kicking.
Oh, run!
Okay, that's all right.
I wanted you off so bad I risked my life and died for it.
They have an op in an M4. No cap.
I don't want to talk about it. I went for the swap.
I went for the pick. Swap sides. I chat.
I could never, I will never swap sides with my gun ever again
unless I'm absolutely safe behind cover, ever.
It's gotta be a rule for me, ever.
It's not like hopping with the right side
but I like rifling on the left side.
So when I grab it off, I just immediately want to swap sides
but it needs to be safe.
We're just, I just absolutely threw the room.
I'm complete, you know what dude?
Sometimes I can play counter-strike decent and sometimes absolute noob shit. That was hundreds at my fault
I take responsibility I'm fucking I'm hero-opping right now
Let me show you guys the hybrid. Let me show you the hybrid here
He's been sleeping hibernating
up, one up
okay, that guy is cheating
there's two boys, that's the opposite boy
there's three apps
I'm not gonna level this all looking good
He jumped fucking jumped
We won't be done again today, can't do this the last time
Chat. I had some good plays and I had some absolute level fucking 5 face-it-plays.
Without a doubt.
Okay, okay, good start. Definitely gonna make this.
I like that. I like that. I like that. You're definitely cheating. You knew they were there.
Wait, who said that?
Who wants a sign?
I didn't like
Nah, Jesus bus. Oh
What are this guy was camey that wanted the sign right job, is that him?
Chat I am sorry I
I was feeling like decent so he's sweating. I'm fucking sweat. I'm sweating
I'm sweating it's hot as fucking here. Yo Caroline doesn't care about me
She's letting me die
Wait try to look at this time. Oh
My lord have mercy, bro. Nobody cares about it. It's fucking crazy
So did this
I think somebody accidentally kicked the fucking heat up into the moon and I'm dying for it.
And then it's hotter in here than the rest of the house, so it's just like, come on now,
come on now.
Come on now.
me like that? Guys we're losing my level 10 this game right here. Losing my level 10.
Dude we won both pistol rounds too and lost that. That's crazy.
a second we continue we move forward aren't basements inherently colder got
basements with the fucking three computers in it another little mini heaters
brother
I hope you're up when I first see the wheel and I
hand it in, we want this road together on the past road
hand it in, we want this road
Run out to your tears, to my life's price
I'll go stronger with every mind
Hell is love, it's on the street
Share every false house, strong as the only shame
Even on the rise, I see my soulmate's face
Hell is love, feel my heart, face breaks
Do the storms, the weather, the night
All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm gonna be changing my title after this
game, but it will fucking nine.
To be honest, I was having too much fun in those games with FOM to fucking be super try
hard mode and they kind of screwed me up on a few of them.
Screwed me up on a few of those rounds and honestly some of the dumbest decision making
I've ever seen in my life coming from me, so.
I appreciate you, Sue.
I'm just going to solo queue for a little while though.
Good luck, motherfuckers.
Good luck.
You guys are good players.
Nice playing against you guys.
Hopefully playing against you guys
will prepare me for the other motherfuckers
that I'm about to play.
That was a good Molly though.
Yeah, yeah, buddy.
I'm still getting used to the game.
I got like little tiny moments
where I feel pretty good
and a lot of moments where I'm like,
you're such a stupid fuck.
I'm saying that to myself in my brain, you know what I mean?
Marr, what's up dude? What's up?
You an already playing or what?
Are you guys just chillin' or no?
I can try and get a bit of safe get the moment.
Let me know let me know if you happen to come across them and you guys want a game, dude.
Yeah clamor I appreciate you telling me. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. I feel it. I'll see you when it's on.
If I played Counter Strike for two straight months every single day, I feel like I'd be
ready to join the season dude I'm telling you open season definitely make
playoffs show these little youngsters you know I'm saying get the fuck out of
open
nah bro I'd be nasty in two months please you see those pistol rounds dude
That's C that CT piss around was nasty chat was fucking nasty
You know that CT piss around look like I was a pro for just half a second
Bro that's got to be on some sort of fucking thing right now come on dude, where's it? Where's my fucking?
Where's like the the clip of the the match right there for me? Where do I look at that shit?
How do I look at that?
Cooper's playing
I don't think I want to embarrass myself if I poop right now.
Freakazort's playing too! The bros! The fucking bros!
Someone clip it earlier, bro. Give me this clip. Give me this clip right now.
Should be under videos in your face.
That's a player named Videos.
I was a teen named Videos.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Where do I see my own shit?
Tell me that's clipped.
What is this?
Open and client.
How do I see my own shit man?
Check your profile videos.
No not my Glock 3k bro.
My fucking my uh I guess it got the Glock but not the other one.
I
Wasn't good enough I guess
Probably because the Glock won the round and
The game doesn't know how to determine that's the fucking USP won the round too man
The Glock round? The Glock round was okay.
One bullet.
Bop!
Now the USP round was like a fucking not actually handed to me like that one.
That one was a little bit more like, they put it in my lap but
my fucking USP round was I fucking stole that from them at gunpoint they
would you know I'm saying how to fucking bank
USP round was way sicker I wasn't losing round we stole it oh shit we got a
clip here we got a clip here we got a clip here check this fucking round bro
this shit's crazy check this this is an
old glimpse of not terrible summit
What's up bitch?
Stole that from him.
SUH BITCH!
That was a fucking round right there.
That's probably my best round I've had since coming back to CS.
Why the audio delay when you stream CS, dude?
I don't fucking know, dude.
I don't fucking know.
I could talk to Smokey about it.
It doesn't even make any sense how this audio delay only when I put Counter-Strike doesn't make any sense.
I should probably figure out a Dust2 smoke.
I'm going to like right here, we line this up, then where do I put it?
I stand up, where do I look?
You guys know?
Can you explain it to me?
mid smoke the dot right there I jump through jump to this obviously well the
fuck else I do throw it out of the wall
do I jump throw from crouch or do I jump throw let's find out
Give it up something that's it right yeah, what I'm a man
For I've been watching you since like 2042 and crazy
You got me in the CS back in the day. No shit. Let's go
Good times counter-check
What about this what about this long one chat
I go here and what am I looking at like here a bit more to the right like where I'm aiming
Where I'm standing
This
the
in the middle of that
walk more right
higher into the right one looking
higher to the right okay
Okay. Okay.
Like I gave up, huh?
That guy just like, I don't even know, but I was like, I don't know what you stood there.
The position was fine, just need to aim more right, plus up, not much though, okay.
I need to figure out proper long flashes too to be honest.
Where we stand at the corner I need to know exactly where that flash is too.
That's another important one.
Alright let's do it.
I'm gonna play if that's cool. You just want a double cat here
I'm gonna swing it like an idiot perfect. I'll look lower than
One more there, I'm going to fall a little bit, you haven't heard.
Long, long, long, long cross, shit, there they are, one is, one's on me.
The other one's where I'm known, last seen cut.
Here I'm from.
And back there, back there last get done.
What the fuck?
Yeah, bottom mid, they're going to go B.
One more is gonna go through.
Oh?
I'll be set up for you.
Question mark?
You got cat or bee, what do you think?
Good question.
It's bee.
Oh, I got crossed along and just absolutely fucked it all up dude.
You seen shwerk
Oh shrak the movie didn't yeah
seen that shit shrak the movie
I had the guy catch I thought I'd just focus on him instead of that big guy
I could have won the angle
Once or two
Well cat
I hit him nine times through yeah look like 40
why are you there just hanging around
I
Took me first
They spoke maybe
Yeah, one up, one up Kat, one up Kat.
Is that along?
Okay, it's A-split, guys, it's A-split.
Yeah.
We just popped off.
What's that?
The Rooftake Kat.
CPC, whatever you're doing.
That guy mid fucked up.
Uh, take down 4 back, take down 4 back.
Oh gee.
Let's move out.
Two fuckers in the room.
Flashbang.
I needed me, I'm alone.
Heard on elbow, what a shot from me.
There it is baby.
One more elbow, one more elbow.
Two elbow, two elbow.
Three, two more.
Two, two.
Yes sir, nice job, nice job over there brother.
They're running out.
Always
Take this
I get a gap
Coming on, guys, coming on.
Yeah, I'm on HP.
I'm on HP.
I'm not HP.
I was on HP.
Oh, one nice boss.
Okay, okay.
I'm not.
Back guys cheating.
Oh, low or B or not low or B?
Uh, mid doors.
C'mon, bro!
You gonna hit that dig on me?
C'mon, let's go and get them.
Oh dude, if I can control a spray like that.
There's no way they know that you know that it's there.
I don't know.
Holy, you are so fucking smart.
Bro, I don't know how you controlled your spray to headshot that guy and cat.
Good shit, man.
I didn't brah it's called luck. I'll take that shit. Yeah, we take it brah. I'm gonna fucking 90 losing streak
We need this dub
2510 what are you two days ago?
You got it
one more back there chat I got to work on my desk to that's for sure I need to
watch some demos for this map to kind of figure out how people like to play
I gotta watch some Dems some O's you know I mean
A1S you think I don't think anyone has saved me I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I
Think my aim sucks there
You saw me oh bro you're better than him just swing this
Thank you, sir. Want to take it back? No. Oh, I love you.
Watch for like a, uh, frustrating, or frustrated B rush, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm not gonna stop with the muddastaki with you, but we'll just stop with it.
All right. Nothing's due, sir.
One dollar, two dollar.
One more dead.
Bro, these guys are hitting shots on me!
It's crazy dude!
That guy.
Two of them.
Oh my god!
That guy is no fucking way he wins that!
That's that
I'm telling you gaben put big head mode on my account years ago and forgot to remove it bro
I am fucking telling you brother
I am telling you
It's so hard to try that, there's one for free.
Yeah, I feel that, I feel that.
I'm gonna kinda get beat this jacks, I'm worried about a B rush here.
I hear one of lower.
Let's go
heard it
Kind of fucked up she told me that I was kind of already committed
I'm smoking this corner. I'm smoking this corner.
Two out.
Okay.
Sorry, I really...
I didn't mean to do that.
Okay.
Two out.
I wanted you to follow back.
I feel like we take those numbers to be honest with you.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say it.
Oh, it's a good thing we're winning.
Good thing we're winning I'd be getting yelled at a lot more than that I got a feeling
I mean that's the best we're gonna do with a deagle and M4 there to be on screen with
dry peaking it too.
Um, yeah, he did have up. I should have I should have helped him there knowing that how he was gonna play that
But I honestly thought he was gonna we're gonna take those numbers after that need kill and he was gonna fall back
That's why I was smoking it. So just a difference in thought process there
push mid
Off or down?
Lower down or out.
Lower down. Lower mid. Lower mid.
Nice one.
Oh, Flam's got a land event in Vegas coming up.
Ooh, cool, cool, cool.
Nine to nine all about that.
That's close I almost had shot of that guy very close
I want to take up your mid right now.
The nifty is going to just, I just don't know.
What up, mid?
There you go, man, man.
Nice shot from Mula there.
Dude, what the?
Maybe I should have thrown a flash there instead of blowing it up chat.
flash out right side smoke, kind of roll with it.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. Not the worst half, but we definitely can play it a little better.
You guys know the Dale guy, or what? Oh, you're just saying they're like based off of this game, gosh.
It's all Gucci, man.
Come across players who are a little bit more critical than others.
Some players are more critical than others.
I'm more worried about my own gameplay than my team's gameplay at the moment.
So I'm not going to be really giving a fuck how they play.
He's dead.
It's a dog bite
Backside
The crack shot, the crack shot, there's a ridiculous shot
In, in, in, that
Give me two
I had fucking four there, bro, that didn't say one minute, that's crazy.
That's pretty crazy.
Did you guys see that shot he hit on me?
Jesus.
He was like sliver peaked.
still sliver peak standing still tapping on the
fucking crazy guy just pretty he's pre-fired it to me I'm saying
push long doors
I got nothing for him
Just missing my opportunity to kill him there just barely missing the dig
F of E's, this is nutty. It's like a Quake F of E.
I feel like this has about to shoot a rocket while I'm trying to do the evil.
Counter-terrorism.
Okay, I'm gonna try.
Alright, alright.
We're gonna take three of these down, come on.
We're gonna do it again, we're gonna win.
I've lost one.
Two crops, one of them.
I'm gonna get down there. I'm gonna have to go back.
Let's go back.
I'm gonna jump first.
I'm close.
I'm gonna watch.
I'm just gonna head peeking.
No, okay. You didn't peek through the back.
I think that's an M4.
I'm gonna go back.
They re-smoke long.
I don't want to see that.
I'm sorry
My door is...
He's locked
What's that dude?
Probably cat in the door
I got too many
of
death of
death
of
I
He was just round hole
Open the round up though
Um, nah, I'm not fucking with Tarkov right now, brother, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't really want to play hide and seek, not in that mindset right now, you know what
I'm saying?
What are you guys feeling here?
I don't know, we're just giving him loads.
He's trapped fast by the bee.
Okay.
Yeah, we're doing it.
Yes, Mark.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess we're gonna take the bee from the T-Spawn.
We're ready.
I'm pushing the Metrishmuss.
I'm gonna flash Cat.
Actually, I'm gonna flash you guys out of mid once we do the mid-beer.
He's lower, I think he is.
Set up that smoke. I'm gonna pop mid right now. Pop him in.
We could just take that cat today. Okay, I'm cool with this.
One big one up there. He's boosted. I don't know what he's even doing.
How did he get through?
He just walked to the side of the building.
Under window, one HP.
No way he hits that!
This beat you guys crazy.
This kid's fucking insane bro.
Oh he's been hitting shots on me bro.
Flash not long bros.
Chad I'm not ready.
I got one flash.
There's somebody combined in two classes.
I think I got a couple of them.
I got a couple of classes there.
I don't know.
He's dead.
Yes, yes, yes.
Any smokes? No smokes?
That guy's very low, very low.
spawns low with an op-ed aim
site dead
I think we're gonna play Goose pretty passivary, just be chill
Okay, he's gonna save after that I think, or just die, okay?
Sounds like I think, and dude.
feel themselves in the shadows.
Oh, I got a gun drop. We need... someone need...
Doctor, gotcha?
Well, you're actually pretty fucking ballin' out, aren't you?
That's how you didn't have a gun.
I'm gonna throw a mid-doorsmout.
So what's the time right now?
Kind of on the spiky recruits.
Where's the rest of the team?
I don't know what the rest of the team, maybe contact.
What are you having on?
Operating, I don't like that.
Flash your cannon.
I don't think you can play more than I said.
Get up right close, ready?
Flash.
Two cannons.
One more cost.
left side mid-off
wonder him he saw me cat he saw me cat I'm gonna flash up behind you tucks our
day let me
and a ramp it's too there I'm just like you can see like when my aim falls off
I'm like holding up, you know 10 my aim falls off there
I go for like a spray rather than like a burst on this fucking forehead, and it's just like I'm falling apart. I'm falling apart
Maybe a pick some like reroute
the
that's the peak in there
I can flash deep
on the left side mid deep
That's not made deep
Resmoking mid
yeah yeah there's an opera last scene mid though
he's on the line
I don't want to see if you heard him
it could be a fucking mid-lower plan
I wasn't in, I wasn't in
off that guy
I'm pretty sure it's what I want to go and do
and we walk up cat?
We don't the opposite probably long
Flashing up behind us
What right there at the end the TV to
Yeah, bro, like something's like hurry the fuck up, bro
So I just sprint in and I just thought it was 20 seconds. Not much. We can be there. We have to spread that
Let me keep playing on me
Yes, I
Think I got a lot of complainers on
He's off the code.
Off the dead cat.
Where's that long guy?
In the door, left side.
Off the dead, our mid got dead.
Oh, that was just a mid to be smoked.
I kind of forgot how to play this one.
the door
We're both there, we'll not have to run out of the smoke.
Take it.
There she is.
We will not round back we shouldn't have
We have...
And our teammate left, or is he reconnecting? He's back.
This guy's dropping 30 on us, dude. It's kind of the problem.
To be honest with you, it's not really us. It's just, they're playing really good.
Not necessarily, we aren't necessarily playing really bad.
They got a guy, they got a couple guys on their team that are just popping off.
I'm gonna smoke mid-doors. It's gonna be late. Just give it some time, please.
It's gonna be poppin' soon.
Ah, there we go.
Got still. He's still up there.
I'm gonna flash this cat corner here.
I can't look, I can't look, it's dead, nice.
Nice, nice.
Flash behind us, we're on this cross.
Two, one two, I'm all of it, dead.
Two's dead.
I think so.
Two's here.
Two's spotted, right?
Coming over to you.
I'm very low, very low.
The plan is for long.
You'll be able to see it.
Oh man, that's a plan.
I thought he went back spawned to reload.
He's got pushed up mid reload.
They're not the Eagles.
Yeah, play safe here. I'm gonna throw a mid smoke.
No, I'm talking. We're fucked.
I don't want to talk.
Two costs.
Push the one.
That'll be our death.
All the bees.
Cat, push.
one more, one more, one more, one more, one more
one more, one more, one more, one more
two two
two two three
I'm all in top side
flashing up behind us, flashing up behind us
one more
I'm really late, really late
I'm so mad bro, I'm just gonna kill it
you have three bullets just give me a count you know it's real
oh right fuck fuck fuck fuck
oh there's no way there's no way
both low
this is actually so loseable bro
that guy one deeks both of us
double box top A
Oh, this is not really winnable, bro.
GG.
Well, I got to change my title, level nine, face it games.
Oh my lord, oh my lord.
Bro, one dig through my teammate is so bad.
That is so not good
Level nine
I'm down like 80 points already you better get started
Think we're zero three today actually
Are you saved me more God save me
I feel like I have made leaps and bounds though, since the first day we came back to CS. I'm not gonna lie, so I'm not feeling bad,
but definitely need to make some improvements in, like, the type of play, you know what I mean?
My brain is not quite there, it's not sharp.
and
I don't think I have him out of the room.
I'm down to play with him.
I just don't know how the teammates are feeling at the moment.
I don't know if he's placed face it either.
I got to maybe add. How do I add it?
I thought we had each other at it. We played face it a bunch of times together. You might not be playing face it right now
Maybe next game does he have face installed, you know
He's playing face it only I tell him I'll see the boys will give me and get it get an invite for him
I think there's only four of us so I can I'll tell Aria via verbal right now that I want to invite Minnaker
But I tell him to do another game and if he's playing another and we'll get him in the next
Send over my message, please chat. Thank you
Tell him to play one
and I'll tell you to keep a spot open for him.
Live and die your orders boss. Yeah, okay. Okay. I'll remember this. If we ever go to war.
The zombie apocalypse ever goes down. I got a squad.
We'll make our own town and I'll send you on food runs.
You'll be one of the food run guys, okay?
What the fuck?
Yeah dude, yeah dude.
I'm gonna build, I'm gonna be like one of the gate guards, alright?
For a couple hours of the day.
One of the guys guarding the gate, okay?
Have you guys built that shit? That's cool.
I'll tell you where to put it.
You know?
Chad, I don't know a single smoke on Nuke.
I don't know shit on nuke should be interesting okay man what's going on
yo can we keep a spot open for a buddy of mine after this yeah we are yeah
yeah fish out cool
level nine facing guys I need help dudes I'm telling you brother you got us
We'll be alright.
We have Mar, let's just be clear.
Mar, he's got guy in his lane for a reason.
He's a mechanical guy.
Let's go.
And I am Ojati.
But Jay's actually silent, so it's Owadi.
That's cool.
Oh, Hotty?
Oh Hottie
It sounds like a nice like a song
Today's a nature sure
I'm getting pooped on by Tyler one man. Holy shit. You're out. I was just thinking that
Yeah. Dude, I was like, I was like, yo, do we start playing CS? Yeah. What is it? You see that he like brute-forced his way to like
1800 elo and chest or some shit? Yeah, my man, if he puts his mind to something, he can handle it.
Yeah, he's like a mental castle dude. Yeah. My man got a challenger on all five fucking
It's insane
Yeah, he played every role
He actually played h1z one pretty decent to back of the day, but he would never go for headshots
He would just body shot the fuck out of everybody was hilarious
We used to love H1, man. I don't know what happened to it, but it made me sad when that game kind of...
What did that, uh, yeah. It was pretty cool for a long time.
Yeah, it was. I don't know, I didn't really ever feel the same thing for PUBG. I just could never get behind it.
I hear you.
G was the counter-strike version of those games, in my opinion.
Yeah.
I'm like, that one was my game.
PUBG was pretty fucking wild. Yeah, I heard PUBG's going to third person, like even on, uh, like comp play.
Dang, really?
Yeah, they've made that decision, I think like 80% of their player base plays as a fucking third person.
So it's gonna be hate when we're in the field then.
Yo, Pudge, ZGT, Pudge, Mr. Pudge!
I don't know what to say in your name, brother, but I'm gonna go with Pudge, man.
Thanks so much for the five gift bills, sir. Appreciate it.
Volk, thank you so much for the five or two lower layer, man.
Let's get this knife.
Get this knife, friend.
It's only four.
Attack.
R is dead, R is dead.
I'm saving you.
BAH!
Out of nowhere!
Oh, you're on Drake.
I don't know how the spots really go nowadays what am I going up top drop in where should
Yeah, where should I be?
Exactly.
Yeah.
You'll be one of the three upper players.
You guys all just play a platter.
I'll be the outside mid-a-player.
Got it.
And then from there we'll change it up a little bit.
Are you playing on 27 inches?
Yes.
I cannot do that.
I need 27 inches.
Yes.
It's all on guys, bro.
Oh, there's last guy down.
One's Twinkie.
One ran.
They smoked out, they flashed out, they might run out.
Oh, I'm dead. He's single box.
Oh, nice shot.
Nice light.
2v2?
2v2.
one single one single
never seen you lose this
that's the first time I've ever seen you lose that
you actually made it that really fast
That was a really delayed A-hit, even then, going back down Ventscray.
Archie, grenade outside, question mark.
Is people still doing it?
Yes, they're good.
Yeah.
Moving, moving.
My blind is fucked up.
She's there, she's there.
not up there
one down
i think
not up there
where's the other guy
maybe fight
i have it
two body shots in that guy
I should have maybe waited for that smoke to fly in chat, so I'm getting too crazy.
I'm trying to do, you try to do too much in Counter Shack, it goes south, and that's
sometimes it's hard to find where you skirt that line, you know what I mean?
I'm holding it.
Yeah, I don't see it.
I'm in that.
Stay upper, stay upper, stay upper.
We're two down right now.
Okay.
One's outside our lobby.
One more out Asian event going to side I think.
I'm on his up.
Yeah, I'm honestly I thought I was going to get two there chat.
That's kind of what I seen up here.
Walking into HUD now.
I'm just...
I did 51 to him.
Thank you sir.
I don't think I would have got to you there before. That guy just played it really well to be honest.
I feel like my shit was fine there.
one shot, one more lobby, what a shot
one squad outside me, we're at city heaven, robbing heaven, both wrapping, wrapping heaven,
I bomb down the...
okay, okay, okay, my not the greatest stars for me chat, he's a credit card, credit card
heaven
Heaven.
Two to two.
All right, I need to get a kill here.
I see another one.
Daisy any time.
I love you, you are beautiful.
Oh, my God, all right.
You plan on playing Daisy any time soon, just random.
I'll probably just randomly go back to be honest with you.
My good bro again.
Probably just randomly go back.
I don't want a head armor here, but I'm worried that the pistols they said they're might be broken. Yeah. Thank you. Appreciate it
This
to be outside now yeah you can cross the secret
he's in
yeah
he's done
there's the wrong player I was pretty ugly spray I'm not gonna line chat but we
got there I just I'm just kind of panicking a little bit
gonna push yeah all right lobby crunch them I won't oh now my face at level is
nine because that's my skill level right now brother I'm not gonna not gonna
bullshit you I'm pretty bad I don't have a molly for doors that's okay I have
it I'm just dropping straight away
He's really hurting that.
I thought I did damage to him on the first burst chat, so I thought wide swinging right there was fine.
Dude!
Sometimes the small cross here works really well for me, and sometimes I just kinda like...
Fuck up with it.
Like that should be such an easy kill for me, man. That's just so pitiful.
Well, that's... I'm probably playing like a level 8 mode right now to be honest.
44.2 man, no way, I hit him twice. I think maybe I'm crouching too much.
I think maybe I'm just like, bad habits crouching.
Yeah, that's my bad. Honestly, I should just be peeking hut like early before crossing
Squeakside. That's what I have to do.
I should have been waiting for the ramp guys to be peeking, but I thought you were with
me, because I'm in BA.
I
Flash out
He's dinkin hot how do I take him and still lose that did I not take him I swear I did
back in 100% down then that's in lobby I went outside
bro I thought for sure that repeat was gunzode
so it's secret let's cut it in secret
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.
Is that a bro?
Yeah.
I got this plate.
I might want to aim P9 this round.
This is...
I'm gonna farm some cash.
Yeah.
I'm gonna force you to buy any slasher.
I'm gonna fucking nut sack, but I'll take it.
Okay.
I got a crack with the doll.
I'm giving up having a- I'm ramp with orange.
I was close though.
Door has a hole in it.
Could be top mini.
Careful this.
Trotty.
Tramp.
Trotty.
Two more trotty.
I'm going single back.
They might go back up to you blue.
close to me bombs
brother there's just no way I'm getting beat this fucking often in the face there's no way
one more round
I'm telling you my account's broken I'm telling you dudes
I'm telling you it's a broken account
double
Double
He probably should attack now I'm right there to be honest instead of magged up
Ohhhh...
This is making me sad, chat. Not going to lie to you guys.
What do you need?
Hey, let me drop.
I really saw that.
You want that dirty bullet?
Uh, whatever you want, don't matter to me.
Yeah.
Yep.
Thank you, sir.
I'm all right there, I'm sure we're jumping in.
Outside a couple, T roof a bunch, T roof a bunch, top, top, multiple, might flash to
drop in.
Oh, it's going secret I know.
I'm dropped down to the ground secret, yep.
One lobby, dead, nice.
One up through the munch, you're not passing.
Grush, Grush, Grush.
I'm gonna try to help you, I'm gonna go back up to heaven, okay?
There's something outside.
Mini, you can secret.
Outside, mini Africa.
I can get him, hold on, just for a sec.
One south.
Nice.
Launch one, right?
No, that was the guy who got you.
He's outside, outside.
Two boxes.
You can go up her?
Push it right, go on the other side.
He's saying like he's going inside or he's flanking you around the box?
No, he's good, he's nice. He's still outside.
Okay, I'm going to go heaven.
Yeah.
Africa.
He's looking at you.
You made it down.
Yeah.
Open single.
Open.
What was the door?
Close the door
Nice nice
This scrappy surveillance is
Really fighting
I'm good.
You sure?
Ready for a fast tape ramp?
My aim is so off I can feel it being really shaky.
to
Indoor indoor
Outdoor
Also steel
like I've ever played a good T-side news in my life so.
That's where the magic happens.
Yeah, that's where the magic happens.
If we get this to CS2, the pigger's advantage makes this...
More doable.
Just finish off the work.
Outside, cross path.
Wow.
The pigger's advantage right now.
Outside red.
Yeah, mini mini mini mini.
Mini.
I didn't expect that, actually. Another one up there.
Margot, you're crazy, I know.
Holy, me, Sly and Bree, or Sly and Margot, I'm crazy.
That was a six-second shot, you know.
XO. Right.
I didn't expect that fucking play at mini chat that flash off the roof drop kill or
I don't know if he may be swung around the corner after that flash I don't know if he
he dropped it or not, I was blind as fuck
I need to play more nuke
close close close in this mode
I'm so sorry
both going right both
holy fucking potato batman this has been a tough one for me
we win this pistol we in there
So we have this play that we like to do
Rush up
We would like to regroup out there
Nice and easy
Alright
Alright we got hot, somebody goes out
Oh
All four of that?
Anyone for the other?
Yup
Just go for the other side
I'm close to you
Are you still finning?
We're going heaven?
I'm going heaven
heaven fight night
I'll be coming in the next ramp
start hot
first
shut up dude
oh my god
yo
this year gonna be gentle that was a nice shot on a mini guy brother
beautiful stuff
okay bottom frag it like a fucking loser sweet
let me sit back lobby
i'm going back
one right side uh
right side garage stuff there one broke that one's must hang
one more still garage right side
can get close and
get ready to trade if he's here
one secret secret dinked secret dinked
AK down in uh
last guy secret dinked this guy's
I think it's fun about the terrorists when you look at them and they think we die.
This is...
Oh, the five sounds.
Yeah, actually, this clue actually matches the message, doesn't it?
It's kind of better than M4.
It depends why you're...
I think Alexi actually was on a fucking...
He went on like some question or like an interview and was like,
What it needs to be nerfed and he's like the five yeah, that's all right
Yeah
one is going to be ramp on you
As a
He's double bar
50
Speaking of you got this all there
97 and four
I'll take level 10 back force for silly that's pretty fucking good actually
Let's take a look at Minnaker.
We're back.
Minnaker might still be in the game because that was fast.
I don't know, I think we're good actually.
Let's go.
I think we're chilling.
I don't know why I don't have them added.
What am I searching for?
Someone's got to have them added.
How do you add friends on this bitch?
I don't think that's how.
Uh, maybe up here?
No way, right?
Yes, sir, that's gotta be a way to do it, except
Oh, yeah
Let's get some real countershiking in now, dude
Wait wait for minnaker he's not in yet
and
I can he join lower cute
hold the phone brothers
, and you had friend
and it can be joined if we are fresh
,
We in there, we in there.
I don't know if I got one out of there.
Yeah, we're chillin'.
We're chillin', we're chillin'.
That was last time you played a minigame. It's been a long time, to be honest.
It's like, to be honest, long time since I've really played Counter Strike
in general so I just feel lost I played with any of these guys. Long live.
Been a very long time since I've done a dive into Counter-Strike with all the
boys so it should be fun man. Should be fun. I kind of want to keep playing CS.
I don't want to keep grinding it um yeah I remember the days where you
minnaker were always gaming yeah yeah we were we used to go hard back then
missed the days you guys were yeah we were he was a we weren't like living
together but he was here for a little while helping me do my working out
shit and stuff like that just a weird time in my life not gonna lie weird
time of my life. That was the fortnight time, so you can imagine. That was the fortnight
time of my life. It was actually Minnaker, I think, was the one that I was saying. Yo,
what up? What up? How are you? Good. How about yourself? Doing good, doing good. Let's
play some CS, never leaves, counter-strike's in our blood, even though we're, you know,
almost, you know, we're pushing almost what, 30? Yeah, yeah, exactly, almost pushing 30.
Yeah, moving a little bit slowly. What's up? Back?
the game
what's good that's a name I haven't seen in a long time
oh yeah
pretty uh
I feel so hot in here man
I do my best
I'll say the same shit when I came back to see
Yeah, that's all you know how to play man, it's just the 10, it's a coin flip.
The 4-3 weeks go, I've touched the rest of my 8-months.
I'll send you guys to the back, we'll be right back.
What do they call it?
I'm gonna shake the golden booty if I can I will
I
Got the shot
We do a nice little
Mid-pop arm of rep you smoke
Yeah, we struck you smoke
What do you want it?
Just look window, and then I'm gonna flash this out. Okay. I'm smoking cat
We're gonna might invest I think somebody
Shit
Oh
My best Molly I've ever thrown
I got to figure out how to do the cat smoke, or the connector smoke chat.
I don't know how to do the connector smoke from this spot, there's a way.
I just don't remember.
I can read some of the notes.
It's like the harder one to aim at.
We're just going to see if they push her, do anything done.
To anybody see that guy on the other team's 7s profile.
Don't tell fuck is that Donk with a halo or a hat?
Donk with a spray tan and a sombr...
Oh, it's a sombrero.
I'm gonna smoke cat again
You fucking hate me
I'm dead.
Two on top.
No one?
Fuck.
They missed their smoke.
I'm dead.
One on two.
One two.
One cat, one market, I'm pretty sure, it could be get right.
Get right, let's go.
Get across site, I don't know.
Nice, nice job.
Six bullets
Yeah, I don't know if APB is back up with those numbers
I can go up con, I could smoke jungle, if I get across mid box here.
I'm flashing up behind us, smoke the jungle down, smoke the jungle, give it a second to
I didn't even sound like he was close CT it sounded like he was further when he shot that suppressor
Fuck me
I can't guys lucky bro
Double severe
Is he throwing any?
I think he's all the way to the side.
Come on, come on, come on.
Window peeking, window peeking.
Window dead, window dead.
I
Could be pushing but an empty
I want you to contact me, I guess.
Yeah.
Let's see if this guy's pushing.
It's a kill.
Yep, he's...
getting clear.
Might just be jumpy-king this.
Nothing lower.
I'm a little bit split from you.
Yeah, I'm waiting.
I just want to bait me on 4HP
Be good
Maybe jail
I
Like why are you camping?
Around it's not really much you can do to try to go
And open something up
When you want to play the time as much as you can
What do you wanna do this one
I'm going to CT for the first time I know.
Someone do uh, I only don't know.
I'm just gonna say something.
I mean they have two, they only have two.
I mean I can get those smoke stairs, I don't know.
I have to come back and throw those stairs.
I can smoke both.
You can take this.
He's already out.
He's out.
He's playing.
He's deep down.
He's bottom.
stairs you can walk that smoke so I'm gonna walk this
open up myself to get shot
maybe I should come and throw them next time
yeah I don't know I haven't throw a stair smoke in a million years I'm still in the process of
stuff I got it no worries when we decided to do that again I yeah I shall
drop you the smoke
uh go for it, let's get it
cc, cc
i think they're stairs, stairs, stairs, they're about there
watch your cc push, oh man i can't stand them
I think he walks through smoke.
Nice.
Sandwich.
Triple.
Last guy.
Sight.
We want to as well. We can just run cat they're con window players, so okay. I'll give you my smoke
The cat guys really
She's at ladder.
Get me spurting.
Got another Gekka?
Oh no.
I gotta kill some of that.
What's up, bro?
BAAAAA!
DAH!
Entries, you know what I'm saying?
Entries, baby!
Yeah, just stay alive, stay alive.
Holy shit that's my old flashbang. I haven't thrown that in a million years, but I do know to throw that
Dude that looked like it went through his legs yeah, no I was like an instant right on
I guess I'm mine
Trapped in my smoke
one cat round
I'm gonna need a chance
I don't have a nice smoke for a window but I'm gonna flash window
keep him off us
he's a top um... jungle
I was in that one bro I don't really like Mac 10's chat
I feel like I would have had a better chance of the eagle there
I feel like I kill like I'm a little hot
3v2
They know they have the bomb up there.
Let's go, let's go.
Come on, come on.
Let's go.
CT, hopping.
Two there.
Is that him?
No.
of
I
Whip
Yeah
All right, I'm hitting this one this
I'm gonna go under practice, I gotta do a recode across there, I'm gonna grab a bomb that's
random dude no way!
Yeah.
Was that random charry?
You think he's got like a, uh, something there?
I'm gonna go up here real quick.
I think it's random.
You guys want to like group with us yeah try to kill this guy
Did nothing he could do there.
Oh, window.
I have flash.
Yeah, apps. Fuck me.
I'll mark it in apps. I'll mark it.
Have a taste.
Good job.
I was gonna fucking say something but I completely spaced my badminton.
All good.
Thank you.
Oh nice, you guys got a bug.
He's gonna try and get the arantic and I'm just gonna swing out and try and kill CT if you get...
I'm trying to get CT, there we go.
Someone's flashed the other guys.
I threw a bad CT smoke by the way.
Planet, can you watch my smoke push?
Got it.
Good to see CT.
Nice.
I'll throw a late window smoke. Wait, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know if I know if I can hit this, but I'm gonna try.
I believe that.
Have you named me too?
I can throw it.
I can throw it if you need me.
I got a crack.
Alright, alright, alright.
I believe I...
I'm gonna flash over Box's mini.
He could be under boss.
I'm rolling.
Nothing under.
I'm watching your gun.
I'm gonna...
I'm in the window.
Nice.
Oh, Dave.
Yo, Firm, thanks for the 20 gifts.
I was a little bit invested in that round there.
I apologize, sir.
Thank you, Firm.
Appreciate your support in the channel like that, brother.
money man so thank you so very much brother thank you so very much welcome all
20 of you guys 20 views a lot of people for one human to throw on his shoulders
so much love brother thank you for man after mr. firm mr. firm
Yeah, thank you, Sam, for the 28 months by the Liberator.
I'm not having a great game, dude, but I'm trying to also get some entries and shit
like that.
I'm gonna connect her guy, I kept killing her bro.
I gotta play that better.
I know what not to do on this, playing it.
Your sub streak died, your car got stolen.
It's okay man, it's okay.
The sub streak doesn't matter that much nowadays,
cause it keeps track of your total now.
Where's everyone playing?
I'm Cat, I'll head and then R.A. is one of them.
Go, go, go!
There's a, you got the...
I'm just going to jump spot from the ticket.
You're nothing but ass. I'm just going to turtle sight with it.
Smoke's hit.
I'm all out of touches. I'm not playing mid. Can come up on the bottom.
I'm going to go CT.
show much of state
and uh... last guy's house
he thought he was going to ignore me just because he shot me in the face
dude, please
oh, thanks, oh brother
I got my own.
Let's get out of here.
It's sanctuary.
There's another one down.
That's your new cat?
That's my new cat.
One dead time ahead.
There's another one down.
Two dead time ahead. Care under?
I'm down.
Last one coming up to you.
Yeah, I'm on HV. I'm on a big gun. Flash.
I'm watching one.
I'm not in flash.
It's in the kitchen.
Trying to push.
You run away, run away.
Should we go underpass slow or keep good?
I'm gonna watch the full.
I'm gonna watch you underpass as we walk.
I'm on HV, so...
and
Maybe T spawned?
Yeah, T spawned, seems like.
What the hell is that HP?
I'm poor down.
He's there, yep.
I'm gonna put this in the building.
On the right?
See what you dropped it out of the map.
It's fine.
bottle
I'm gonna boost me in the absence of Germany yeah, I can
I'll throw it easy Molly and then just drop you an extra flash or something
Sharon, I'm boosting windows.
I have windows, it's fun.
Say hey there, I'm fucking to go, I saw.
Still more mid.
Jungle's dead.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
I'm okay.
I'm calm.
and I'm last okay
Tom and Conn by going to your app or something
I have all the middle
Random Nate here we go
one dead one cat
one flashbang
one close cat
I don't know what to do with this guy, I don't know what to do with this guy, I don't know
what to do with this guy.
I'm on him. He's out. He's out.
Hi.
That's great.
How many tux? Thanks so much, brother.
Appreciate the 10 gift, those my friend.
And welcome guys.
Hope you all have a good time.
I'll tell you my fuckers. Thank you, many tuxes. How you doing?
Hope everything's good. Hope you're having a good holiday.
Thank you for always supporting the channel, my man.
Like I haven't seen you in a while.
And also a firm. Thanks for your sub, man.
So much love much love. Hey guys
There's something in it
I run through that at Molly.
There's one more, uh, one more up.
A little sketchy on the spray, but we got him.
That was actually a good sprayer. Maybe I would have had time to shoot the last guy.
We're playing smart at the very least.
My brain is exceeding their brain at the moment.
That's always a good thing.
another 20 years. I appreciate you sir. Thank you so much for supporting me man. That's very
very kind of you. It's a lot of money dude. It's a lot of money. Thanks for that brother.
I don't know how many different ways I can say thanks but yeah you're the man for of course I love
It works, it works, it works, it works
I see mid
That's actually it, I'm mapping now
That's past control
They hit the, they're going like mid slash connector.
It's clear.
Just smoke top.
Jesus.
Throwing flashbang.
Clear.
I'm gonna play ticket.
Sure.
E.
The XQV, they're coming.
They're trying to.
Rotating.
You're dead.
Ah, stay there, stay there.
They could rotate back. One could be lurked at mid, it could be jungle, could be inch on you already.
They could boost window, I'm just going to play passive.
Yep, con window, maybe sit.
I'm going to try and jump cat that.
good shit, tuplemus!
geez
let's go, fella
he's out
I
Know
That's really might give me a lab
He's fun
Yeah, I ramped.
Good sneak out 8x on me.
I'm holding house, just touch here.
Yeah, I'm just gonna stay here.
I ramped, I ramped.
Flying close.
Most enemies flashed that's cuz I'm throwing the one over mid but
Sneaky out of no, bro. I can tell you that I like open back head phones more than I like clothes. It's all preft
I can't tell you exactly which ones.
I use, I'm rockin' Sennheises right now,
and they're solid.
Firm, thanks for another 10 gift, does.
You know, Firm, you're going crazy, bro.
You been drinking?
You all good?
Everything fine at home?
You know, beer delivery guy,
thanks for your prime sub too, man.
Pretty sure about shadow, jackpot juice.
Thank you guys for all the resubs on top of that.
Much love, much love, Firm.
Big shout out to you, sir.
Thank you, brother, thank you, brother.
I'm drinkin' with him, so.
I
Firm got his Christmas bonus early today
Thank you guys for supporting
Few drinks a few drinks. Okay, as long as it's not so many drinks you're gonna wake up and be like where'd my money go?
What the fuck?
Yeah, a few hundred
Now some dollars
of
the lose
lost the breeze
the
screen that place yes at all
I don't think so.
I'm gonna try to use a tall game to learn, I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
It's a tall order.
You got the loss, I'm gonna be pretty bad for quite some time before they start to get
better.
It's a tall order of a video game.
I'm fortunate to have been playing it for a long time so that I can kind of at least pick up at or like pick it up at like
You know an acceptable level
Yeah counter strikes a tough category on twitch too, it's like kind of got to be like
Not the best, but you have to at least be watchable, you know what I mean, it's kinda like, it requires a little bit of skill, in my opinion, even if you're very entertaining.
Need to be watchable, to very least.
I'm saying, I'm saying.
Don't get me wrong, I think, uh, I think, uh, Peanut would be successful no matter what he fucking does, but...
I do think that Counter Shack requires a bit of skill in the Counter Shack category of Twitch.
Even if it's not crazy, it still has to be watchable.
But there are some people that like to watch people learn, which is also a thing.
You're out and out.
I felt pretty exact CT side there.
Yeah man, as long as you got people working around you, the choices are really obvious.
Yeah.
It really helps when you have people that like...
I wouldn't say like know what they're doing,
because it's not like a lot of the time,
but more or less like how unworkable they are,
off of you and off of them at the same time.
A lot of the times people could be doing the right things,
but it's not speaking to you and it makes it a million times.
Oh yeah, but I'm all about the dead coms, bro.
I like to tell people to do whatever's what's there and tell me how to tell how many bullets they got anything that keeps their eyes on the
Crosshair that's another thing. I like dead coms
I used to really overdo it. I think I still do sometimes but I try to be good all the info is good, bro
I'm a big fan of dead coms
My teammates can give me enough info to keep my eyes on my crosshair, but it's a less chance
that I'm going to take my eyes off of a potential swing and shit, especially if I'm offing.
Some people don't like it, man.
Most people are dumb.
There's a big gap in their ear, I'm just giving them info.
Just giving them essential info.
You hear your gun click, you know you're low on ammo, but you don't want to fucking check
to see exactly how much your team's telling you.
You got five bullets.
That's, I think, huge info.
I'm not telling you because I want you to reload.
And I'm telling you so you know exactly what you can shoot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why would I not know how many bullets I got?
Rush, apparently you are fucking stupid, okay?
Nothing else can help you if they're...
anybody who's worth their salt and he knows that even for a fucking quick
second that you have to take your eyes off your cross areas a moment that
somebody can fly around the corner where you're not having your full refluxes
but you know when the dumbass doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about he'll say something in the twitch chat
I know you'll take on dating advice but you and Chapella helped with the cheat and break up four years ago
still remember it much love hashtag FK the fish
It's okay rush you'll get there brother. I
Don't think you're as good as you think you are though
Russell and some Jimmy's I see now we're going with the rage bait. Gotcha. When you say something stupid
That's usually the next go to I'm a troll. I'm a rage baiter. Gotcha, bro. Gotcha, bro. I'm just letting you know you're done
You started
and
the
and
I don't want anyone tell me how many bullets I have personally 2v2 is nice when it's happening left right
I don't see a situation where you wouldn't want to know how exactly how much ammo you have if you're in an intense fight, where you can't take your eyes off the cross there.
You'd rather try to glance down at your ammo.
I would just know. Yeah, you just know, huh brother? Yes.
Some of you guys are talking and you're making yourself very known that you're not a very good player.
It's not even like a... I don't think there's anybody on the planet. Well, I guess. I don't know.
You don't know reason why you wouldn't want to know your ammo, as if like, you would think it would make you like...
If the person's telling you so that you reload or something like that, but that's...
I don't want someone to tell you your ammo.
The
You'd have to tell me the negative side to it first that's that was totally here
Learn a couple smokes on this map. Hey
That's what it's a
You have to tell me the negative before you tell me why you don't prefer it, you know what's that? What's the negative?
Is it like here?
Where am I missing that shot?
like more like this you tell me what I'm in the sweet spot he was like a rabbit
here okay kind of lined up with this guy maybe like right there obviously that's
not gonna work there's a bounce
of
death of
death
of
life
two for two indeed. We're definitely knifeers this round.
also 0-3 before we got a little team done
it's really awesome
it's a tough level, it's a test, those guys are in full top
yeah, it's a tough test
can't tell you how much arguments go down dude, people just don't like each other in solo queues
Why didn't you help me? Why are you peeking this? Why are you peeking that? Holy shit dude.
It's like you lose like two rounds and it's like, okay.
Like I told you I was peeking that brother with someone.
Clear this home.
I'm gonna cat.
I will...
Yeah so if I flash mid, it flashed me and uh, some of it up mid.
We're gonna push cat.
I'm gonna push cat.
They go lower really fast in this game.
just let you know
yeah
I'm just gonna get in on them
I have 5 minutes
uh long
you're getting long
long
there's an easy game
they're long
like all
they're coming up
are we dead?
I'm coming up
2 more
2 are lit
1's on me
missed
2 are on me
1's car
1's site
Nice, last guy's here.
Nice.
Jeez.
They're around now?
Okay.
Good sheet.
I'll go with the Dooley's, man.
It's the trade.
Dude, it's the Glock Burst, and then it's the Dooley's.
You know, or the Mags...
The Dooley's are actually so good.
Or the Mags...
The Glock is the most insane pistol.
I'm on Inferno with the Mags 7.
It's like, unbelievable.
I've never seen anything like that.
You want a race card of Dooley's?
I don't know.
I miss it now.
These things are sick.
Yeah, those things are...
I can't fucking use them, but they're fucking dead.
I want to kind of like go, can we go cat?
Do you have an HE grenade?
I want a, I want a nade lower from cat.
I'm calling B after if something for maybe a potential for fast.
I'm calling mid.
I'm playing conus.
I know you don't get that.
smoke early
sure about a mile at first
he's low from here
one green box
yeah
green box
one lower, one lower
one deep
dead
dead live
give me another
I'm pretty good at what?
8k maybe?
Could be long, you have almost done it
32 damage!
Yeah, I'll just smoke Molly at it
I'll toss you a flash on the corner
Can you actually double knit it with me?
Fuck the molly. I want to do much damage as we can to them.
Okay.
I'll drop you next to flash on corner two.
Oh, orange blue.
Yeah.
One there, one there, one.
Heard it, heard it. I'm gonna bank an A down him.
I'm alive.
I
Close to you
What a prefire fuck this guy I hate this guy I
Shouldn't repeat that though should just shoulder get a little info just chill out
It's not coming back yet, so it's going to be...
I think I did come a little...
Chewie, please, for the love of God.
Make me college.
It's a cat or something.
Why would you do that?
Come on.
Oh, that's a bit...
There's no scope enough!
I'm gonna hop in here.
Okay, I was like, yeah.
I'm dead.
Backstab long?
Mid-throw.
Yes.
One's with me.
Yeah, you're right on, you're right on.
Jared, you hear them running down mid?
You ain't saying that?
I'm not going to lie, look at him.
I have food going on here.
He's not eating.
I'm sorry.
Bro.
Leave me this alone.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I can hear that food from a mile away.
Oh, my goodness.
That's my B, that's my B.
It's bread, isn't it?
It's got to be some sort of chicken or rice.
I don't even know what's in your head.
I
He's cute
They're mentally out of it already was
As well chalk it up those guys got destroyed
Oh shit. Oh dude that's toxic putting a cabbage. People still know what MMP means.
Just 2003.
One more lower. Fall lower.
That was your CPL.
I should have tapped on the last guy, chat.
No tap, chat.
Is there anyone else, fish? He's going to head.
Oh my god.
I'm so dead.
One upper B.
I should have killed the cat guy I got.
They are peeking long.
You like our artist crosshair?
He's an old cool player brother.
Old cool player, some of them play with big crosshairs.
Some of them play with big crosshairs.
with big crosshairs.
Someone playb you.
They can do defences.
Watch out.
She's going to go down that hospital.
They're doing my use again.
Say something to you.
Say something to me.
I'm going to play play.
I'm going to support flash.
You got me?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's okay.
If I can feel safe.
I'm just shouldering you can kind of hide.
I'll wait till they go a little wider.
Going up.
Come on, kid.
Yeah, okay.
I'm back.
They're hurt, they're hurt.
Out.
Beautiful.
Okay
I
Watching again
Just keep holding it fuck it
You can get close I can flash for you if you want
Need to be it's bad
nothing bad
oh i want you right now to eat shit just like she does
oh god damn right
this is a fulkin massacre bruv
yeah it really is
let's close it
make 12-2-0
oh we won't
you might just get crazy into a long fuckin ballz player
I'm gonna play you can get this now
I'm gonna mod it
Let's make this right, it's pretty easy
I'm sure we can fix this
You guys can do the mod
I can flash over if you want to go out
I can't push her
I'm already fucking dead, I'm already fucking dead
Dennis, because, left
he's already up cat
he's already up
3 up, he's already up
one time fast, one time fast
backplat, I saw one
Yeah, I'm a big shot
All they're both low from you
We get lower this hello work hello
Yeah we don't kill monitors anymore. One time deal.
How much we saw my shoulder go down that quarry?
One's out. One more out blue.
One's out blue.
I'm gonna take my gun.
Someone gonna get out of the mid.
Oh, you're insane. You're insane.
Opera long.
Another one unknown.
Keep going.
Yeah, I'm blue.
Out of mid, but one more.
Oh my god.
Oh, thank you.
Keep going with me.
Past, we can run.
Minus 20 IQ.
That's a low IQ chat.
Yeah.
Minus 20 IQ, one to one.
Nice, man.
We're lost.
What the fuck?
I'm chasing the bomb.
All the life confused, counter terrorists win.
All right, all right.
Let me get a guy, Mark.
A4.
I got you.
Oh, A4?
Give me the bag.
No silencer?
You're gonna be upset, dude.
What the fuck is this, Mark?
Yo, bro, leave me out of this.
You don't want to use a silencer?
I've been on A4 bro, I think Chalice is too much of an ending weapon
I mostly don't aim, I spray it, and fail
I'll kill that
One's um, Darkspot, whatever that's called
Suicide
Suicide?
We're dead
Yeah
One up, got one running up, got
They multiple got
Man, there's an offering cat, I'll pick that
AceKR
One more cat though
Yeah, probably
More jump time, maybe
yeah it's fucking hot in here, fuck
what's gonna be top they already are, they're gonna go B
that's likely gonna go B
they're spawned, the fuck is this guy
they're on the B
I don't know what's going on
one B one, guys one in
This guy's cattle, that's a good one.
He's down.
Can someone buy you this?
Yeah, hang up here.
What are you doing?
Uh, make for him.
Thank you.
No problem.
I'm going to attack.
I'm going to let them be.
Cut yourself in the front.
I'm going to make the cat.
This cat's going to kill me.
There's no way to escape this case.
They're far too far.
I'm going to cut my weapon.
I'm going to kill you now.
I'm telling you my guy has big head
I'm telling you, my account's fucked up.
Gavin, it's been a joke for a long time now, please.
I don't think so.
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, we can drop you a smoke, and then we can flash.
Oh, no.
I threw...
I win these doors.
I'll figure out, figure out.
Figure out.
I knew I didn't say that.
I'm just glad.
Excuse me.
I'm G.
I
Through so hard, that's my
My confidence is in the gutter chat in the gutter
I'm buying back back
I don't remember xbox, I can do doors
We have only one side
I'm flying up cap with that
Stand close, cap
I'm gonna try to help you out.
One more.
CTN, you have to be a third.
We're in one.
CT.
Okay, that's a box.
That's a fucking box, man.
I was ready for me to go cat that's
Smoking mid
One lower.
Got door smoke.
Ah fuck.
That's where I get from now on.
One lower, one lower, one lower, one lower.
I'll shoot you.
I'm gonna get my own.
He's stacked once with the eagle.
Nice.
One down, one down.
Take the plate.
Got door smoke.
Yo!
I have to go in mid.
You want me to buy you an AWP?
Yeah, I'm gonna open one.
Thank you.
I don't think we can get an AK out of that.
I'll pop blast it to the other side.
I think I'll take it.
I'm gonna go down the right.
You said you want to flash it.
There you are.
Nice.
We just take one.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna flash it to the other one.
I know.
I'm gonna hit.
I got a flash here.
I got a kill on this guy.
You want?
Maybe see if they are behind us.
They just casually heard the whole team.
Oh.
Four there.
Bastards they did.
No.
I wanted him.
Let's pay back I guess.
I am going to kill him.
Yes
This took off
Me too kill this head
I'm gonna fall down
Holy shit
Don't talk to me chat
You got my teammate, huh?
Yeah, that's my go relax relax
go
can you hear the window?
he's full
be tunnel
I'm going to grenade
window
what's going on?
you said one tunnel?
I'm hiding Carl, yeah one tunnel
he just got there
he's walking it
We got a force today.
Yeah, we can.
I'm going to scout off her.
I'm going to let her shoot me.
Let me take a lever.
I'm back with you.
Sniper is low on the enemy.
It's like too long.
You're shot in the city.
I'm flashing cat right now, man.
I'm not sure if you're, like, not enough for that term, sir.
Oh, good. Yeah, can we just be here?
I can throw it. Hold on.
Yeah, go for it.
I'm not sure if you're out here.
there's two of us
two of us
one at the right
it's almost down
I don't want to talk about it, I win those, it doesn't matter.
I knew that if you walked up to knife me, I was winning it so I let it happen.
That's a thing that you're wicked smart listen. My food is good. I can actually concentrate
I've been concentrated on my food man
You're so many lower
I don't know how to throw the smoke, but that looked about right.
He's above me, I can't.
holy shit you see that
I got him I got him I got him I got him
watch your lord watch your lord
my mid b was crazy there
oh that was a guy that killed me
alright one more
can he flank me long?
maybe
oh my god
that's clear or not
nope that's not clear
thought it was we're done
Okay, fuck me
To be honest, I didn't expect to live through the fucking MP9. I don't know why that guy didn't kill me
I'm starting to get annoyed at this game now
No
I've heard. Good boy.
How are you doing, huh? You been good?
You been good? Hmm?
You're a good boy. Yeah.
That's all I say. Alright, dude.
I'm on it is too high up. I think my chair is a little too low.
MP9 guy used smoke to hide then heard you both run.
Come on buddy. Get out of here. Get out of here. Go.
The guy who is complaining about his teammates throwing because his summit in the game is now 7 and 5.
I wanna revel at that fact.
Minus 20 IQ, brother.
Yes, sir.
I should have liked his last 20 right now.
Oper unless I mid or scowl, I don't know.
That's right, so...
Alright, I'm trying to get pissed.
Cat push through.
I'm trying to get pissed
I guess half
Of course that hits, right? Of course.
Yeah, dude, Kelly, Kelly backpacks.
Oh man. Seriously? No.
She's been a really bad game for me. Extra bad game for me.
I've pretty much everything that I could possibly do wrong, I've been doing right.
Everything that could go wrong has been going wrong. And been playing wrong.
I just think I'm in.
I did too.
Can you throw a nade like, bounce it off the floor in front of you where like the horizon
of the floor meets doors, and just run out and go top left middle, throw a door smoke,
and Molly can get it.
I hope you weren't talking to me.
I was.
Oh boy.
You just spoke a lot there.
there you go how about that that was what I meant to be right there
I'm gonna flash your cat flash your cat
he's there
he's dropped
he's down
send him in
I'm gonna hit it
CT CT CT
One is up.
FCC.
That's...
I don't think he's there at all.
What?
Let's show him.
That was okay.
That's okay.
I'm after you guys.
He's gonna try to get us there.
Thanks, dude.
I'm letting him headshot me,
so I knew my nade was gonna get him.
Jesus Christ!
I have big head mode on a thousand percent thousand percent
Yeah
Thousand percent my character has big head mode on it's fucking crazy
It's fucking crazy how head-shonable my character is I'm telling you I'm telling you dude
Shit don't make sense
use your head shot me every step of the fucking way
Was already done
I'm a MVP today.
Fucking zero.
I played good on Inferno earlier.
My confidence is out the window at the moment.
Out the fucking window
Like confidence is out the fucking window
Yeah, we did lose that game I made a lot of fucking mistakes on inferno even I played good I made a lot of mistakes
Yeah, I just went a little better earlier.
We are only gaining like 15 or so elo per match, it's because we're playing standard.
Standard's got low gains, low loss.
What I normally place premium, which is it's like double loss in game.
Do I know these guys that I'm playing with yeah Minnaker and Mark yeah
crack with a red bull. Time to get fucking cracked. Headshots running through my veins.
I seen people on the internet fucking drink some red bull, bust a backflip on a dirt bike
over a moving trainer some shit, you know what I'm saying? I should be able to head
you know. What are you doing?
Tard uh at the start, it was a
are slightly different everything's super teal-y. Yeah, uh,
super sides are just peeking in general is pretty rough because there's so much
of a... what? What? What? Yo, what's up? I'm a little adrenaline on our team, brother.
Mr. Paul, Mr. Paul on our team.
I'm glad he's still good at Counter Shrike, Jesus.
Pretty sure his name's Paul.
My memory is a little bit shaky nowadays.
Bairl, bairl, I'm really bad at first names too.
But he's old, 1.6, I'm trying.
I
Mr. Nike
How is it going?
It's not good.
Having a wonderful night?
Of course, it's honestly going pretty deep.
It's about to get worse, I promise you.
Okay, we'll see who does worse, Mary.
I
Did the
Keeping in this game is crazy
Thank you sir
I gotta get I think I gotta get Arius cross here, bro
Don't use that guy's
He seems to do okay with this
Yeah, but it looks like that's an R you think. Do whatever's coming.
What's up, Adrien? What's crackin', brother?
Kyle, Jared. How are you doing, guys?
How you doin'?
I had to invite Adrien along for the one time.
Oh, you invited him? I was wondering. I thought it was random. Okay.
Nah, he's slitherin' here.
Nah, it's a different Adrien. It's not a mythic Adrien.
This is more of a 1.6 presence on this man.
I don't want to work tomorrow, man.
I'm having too much fun.
Shit.
This guy is...
not good.
This one's gonna be a fucking battle.
Brother, how does he kill me?
He's standing still.
Are this kicking?
Yeah, he's gonna be good.
Yop-duh.
No, they crashed. We got it.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright.
That's ours.
He's standing still! What is this?
Oh my god, just see how...
I went across the player overpass.
I'm forged.
Yeah, I'm actually playing overpass in a million.
It's more or less the same that
I don't think much is very good. It's pretty close. There's just time to jump on the bench and look at the fucking
Like the bathroom sign and for smoke
I mean, that's why that's the same
What am I doing it's night
I
Brain is so fun we want to I get skyflash to the window open that I'll give you here
I can smell it too hot
To that three speaker to you
I blow up in the room so many and then help flash this out
I got knife blast around so I'm a little bit nervous
Last game
You got knife? When did that happen?
Yeah, I just hope they all forget about it tonight
I mean I'm forgetting about it, I don't know where to fuck that thing
Alright, it's gonna be one of these games
Yeah, they're just gonna be Utah
One's unbreakable.
Someone didn't buy it.
Put a band, nuke.
This map is so fucking bad.
I got that tow tour, bitch.
Get you another one.
Get some confidence.
I have no idea where the fuck that is.
That was a crush.
Yeah, that was a crush.
There he is. I'm gonna get him up there.
I can throw offsets.
You want to do, like, just strap them here?
We should just, like, get them up?
Yes, sir.
Throw all the squeaky.
And more smoke up.
That's a good one.
I reached my 2nd tier.
We're gonna win.
Yeah.
You guys in big rush?
No, we're in C.
Alright, you guys take over.
I bet, perfect.
Yeah.
They're playing heavy, man.
I think we'll just contact.
Just forget the headshots here.
I'm single door.
Yeah, he's off angle, he's fucking doing it.
He's up over there.
Nice.
One's going to come down to vent path.
Nice.
One's probably around.
One more coming down to the kitchen.
I'm going to get a plant, but I'm going to get it.
One more vent.
Fuck.
Fuck, very missed.
Oh, simple.
See there, simple.
We win those let's go good shit, brother
We had no business getting a job
100% let's go. Thank you for letting me pay you Kyle. That's all right. I should've killed him. I'm barely missing into the chat
I think one minute
I'm gonna cross
He's better than me. I'm breakable
I'm making it so that's gonna happen. I'm never playing like that again
As soon as I showed myself at mini I need
I'm thinking about that.
Do those smoke rounds early every round?
Oh, they Molly, that smoke.
Okay, can we go for the smoke and I'll send D-41 flashes so we can just pistol rush?
Yeah, I'm done.
We're in W, go here.
Oh, you're 20.
I'm not fucking going to fight that.
Brother, I swear I had him.
Should be hurt.
I...
Okay, okay.
I
Alright
Kyle you want to double hold sweet open sweet key and get in there with me
his confidence was like fucking insane
he dropped down lower, one dude
he's gonna come up secret or the thing
almost still like he was close to having me back
yeah, now that's a fine good money
there's two right
lift me, lift me
yeah, I'm just in the left side
I think he's left side or so
maybe not
back lobby right now
got a hooker?
this guy's gotta be Asian or something
I
Didn't clear
What's your hat?
No
I thought I had that guy fuck
I'm gonna fast swing red, right side red, just want close, got any snacks?
I'm glinting the boat.
I'm running for a boat.
Yeah, one more outside.
One more outside.
One's going to go back.
How much of it?
Just slide out.
I'm back.
I went back.
That was you.
That was me.
He's outside.
I'm close to me, I'm behind you guys, and we're outside, by a big garage, I think,
I think close to me, or CT, nice to meet you guys, let's go, one more is outside, yeah,
I thought I had time to get in.
Can you go hop in blue?
I got it.
Okay.
One's close to me.
Nice.
One more.
That's one.
That'd be wrong.
That's what I'm talking about, I'd be wrong.
I'm fine.
I'll wait here.
Alright, stop.
I know all about that.
Dude, I know, right?
It's like the trademark at this point, isn't it?
Yeah, I fucked up the club.
Can I, uh, make an NK from somebody?
It's almost a decade ago.
Is that not?
How was in high school when that happened?
Yeah, let's fucking leave it there.
Let's leave it there. Let's not go into detail, man.
No.
Just one little talk.
I got a smoke from somewhere.
Yeah, I got you.
We can split up right now Mark.
He's in the double window.
He's still pushing right now.
Going lower.
I'm just coming to make a bunch of noise here.
Single door open actually.
That's me.
See you guys.
Dark.
I have a hut.
Alright, let's go to the ramp.
Could be lobby or a hut then.
Planting your hut.
Yep.
I'm watching your hut.
Down at the ramp.
How?
Peace out.
Ah, I'm unfortunate.
That's still a problem.
You know he's gonna save you to your domain
What's that Monday, hey, don't know around I
I killed somebody who's that Toto guy too. It's Toto and Totor. It's Totor that I don't like.
It's gonna be fun to push out again.
Yeah.
Can somebody come outside and boost me where I can?
Let me try and kill the garage guy if he's...
I got you.
Big bomb for me.
I'm not seeing him in garage, could be peeking from the left side, they're secret, we've
been going-
I'm not seeing anyone, I'm not seeing anyone, I'm not seeing anyone.
I'm pretty sure he was around.
Yeah.
He might have went lower after Summit killed two.
He's up there.
Be pretty hurt.
Got an eight.
May I get an off? Summits?
Appreciate you.
Ooh, they gave me a call.
Yeah, what is this?
You da bash, swizzy, thank you brother.
I take a deep hold over this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's just been through a lot, my man.
Is that ten years out or something like that, bro?
Is this your first time spotting somebody please?
I got you.
Wish me good.
Yeah, I got you
You look at you bro, you're top-serving man, you're beating me
You know dude, I get glimpses of skill every once in a while
I got him in the cloud
Smokes? Somebody?
I'll try to get to the 8-star
I'll take this boost, fuck it
AK boost
I was like, how much fuck this kicking guy, bro?
We're going lower, this guy's just sitting garage!
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Smart of the man. That's what it is.
He's smart of the man.
We have lower control of this guy.
This guy's still right side fucking garage.
I just can't believe that.
I just can't fucking believe that
All right
I play either have an arm outside depending on spot
one on site, back site
two back site, nice, one's cleanin' but
oh, has been away
nice, nice
dead wrap, I'm gonna get the fuck off me
what's up, Toho, motherfuckin' Toh-ro
whatever your doofus name is
Toh-toh
Toh-toh, I'm gonna help
I'm gonna fuck around
oh, has been defused
crushed
oh, has been defused
Oh, that's been confused.
Crushed it.
Good job.
Good job, son.
Thank you, sir.
Lost a piece of cake, so I...
Did he ship?
Uh, they got plants and they're gonna buy back.
So, care.
Uh...
It's only like that.
Yeah, it's only like that.
Shatter by the glimpses like I said glimpses of a good player still most of the time I'm a big fucking potato
Multiple outside
I'm crossing you to
Kind of like behind you
I'll put it on the left side of the map.
Upper is open, by the way.
Okay, a little orc-nade, dude, I'll say.
So, do they buy now?
Is that how this works?
Even after Deed buys them, Chip?
They're still there for a buck probably?
Yeah, they just legal I got bomb down they can buy
I'm gonna molly. I'm gonna go left side big garage. Can you glaives smoke Kyle?
Yeah
You know glaives smoke still Kyle?
The bugger is so lucky.
I think he's got a shot on him.
I'm sorry to be talking dirty around, really.
I can.
You're forcing this?
Yeah, let's do it.
That guy's gonna brute force ramp every round, I think, the key-
Do the same thing. Go left side of the rush.
I only have a 5-7, I'm gonna go see the fucker.
Okay.
Yeah, okay, I tried to hide and did something to do.
But...
I'm gonna speak.
Alright.
One squeaky.
Alright.
I think they're all three of you.
One's on my left.
I hear ramp, I hear ramp. They're going down on breacher.
I'm going.
Yeah.
I'm going to stay up, I guess.
Yeah. I'm by sink.
They're flying lower.
I'm down.
One's on the left side, low.
I
Fuck it playing
Great trade beautiful first. Yeah, but that conversation we had pregame you got that
All right, all right
Can I get an A4 for free?
No, give it to somebody less fortunate, dude.
Many carry, give it to me.
Yeah, I'll take one.
I'm not less fortunate, this is not...
I don't know why I'm using my bed.
Cut off.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
I don't have my entry, I don't have any entry.
They go up in the door, blast is a lot of them.
I'm gonna be down there, I'm gonna be down there.
I'm nading this.
One more here.
Let's go secret, maybe?
Yeah, secret.
One door, maybe?
We're gonna double up fucking I guess I'll go with you
We're gonna seek it fast here we're hauling
I got dinks
I can't find the bomb
What the fuck?
I don't think I have a good one.
I smoked it and then couldn't find it.
Like a jackass.
My worst nightmare.
Okay.
Are we double eco here?
Shit dude.
like I had to dink me huh chat I guess it really mattered though
you need
now one more door
I'm outside
I had him
trophy going towards trophy
crack lock
two
Holy shitballs, that's insane.
We're back dude, is it 2007?
And I need six dude, that's all.
Oh, we're back.
We are a little bit, it's okay now.
We're gonna try to get inside.
Yup.
I'm out of heaven.
I'm out of reason to warn you.
Yeah, on top of it, it's winky and already on top of it.
Got him?
Maybe top mini, one more.
He walked out hot, I'm stupid.
I don't know what's up about it.
Oh, I blow that jet.
He can't even be in mini without me hearing it.
I
Oh, that's so stupid me see that's like where I'm like a fucking idiot sometimes, you know what I mean
Lord, I am a fucking idiot sometimes
Come on, we're in this baby
you can take if you still go all the way up there
I may be falling back
he's faking, he's faking, he's faking
he could be walking out of control
he's still... he can walk
let's go Riky!
I did something
I don't know how I was on that same angle
Can I get an A1 from you, really?
I just dropped an A1 to you guys.
I just want to get an A1 from you, at the site.
I feel like I'm on the blood, you saved it.
He's there. Outside. Outside of one.
Dead one. He's in the speakey.
One red. Hold it.
Minus one cut. One hot.
Two outside. Two outside.
Careful. Two outside. I'm hella right now.
I
I got you an AWP and a diesel.
Let's go.
Don't be a loser by the few of you.
Oh, you have a nice source.
Thank you, sir.
I gotcha.
I'm coming back, dude. I had a rough first half.
What about USP?
You had a rough first half.
Okay.
I'm not gonna say anything cuz I don't want to be a dick
Let's not count the sake like if you
Yeah, let's go through that more
Use red use red
Nothing on top of Twinkie here.
Yeah.
I'm piloting.
One of them is down.
Flashing on the right.
Control.
One's gonna be late ramp.
They're gonna be late ramp or he's gonna be secret.
I don't think he crossed that.
He's fighting me.
Honestly, you guys should save me.
I'll do that.
Backflot, off, and offflot.
So.
I threw my gun away, Jack.
I did an 80 to him.
I'm gonna push right here. I got a T-gold down there somewhere.
I'm pumping out the mag 7 brother. I like it.
One of them really likes to throw up here. They're likely gonna see one right there.
You said you're pushing right? Yeah, well not instantly.
I would, yeah, I would.
You're gonna get close to that with an MP9.
What's that, motherfucker? You like squeaky?
Yeah, top. I'm back.
I'm back. I'm back.
I'm back.
You can go mid-eat, careful.
Okay, hurt.
I got it. I got it.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna spawn. I have this guy. Hold on.
How do you shoot that, motherfucker?
Oh fuck out and then one's T-Roof and then outside like 60 HP and I hit it 30 HP
Oh my god that was crazy movement
In lobby still nice last guys look like sure he flew down that ladder. Did he not? Holy fuck my man hit the goddamn
He hit the fucking boosters
I may have cost this game. I may have cost us this game
I'm down squeaky
I did 97 and 4 to that fuck.
He hit the Jets on me!
Bruh...
Let's go.
I gotta stop throwing when that happens, Chad. That's really, really bad of me.
Outside.
Hot outside.
I'm living the fire.
Easy vent from the...
Oh my god, I threw the round before this and I'm sad about it.
I'm not that better, I kill that fucker and...
I'm just gonna play like...
I don't want to play OT to be honest with you, I don't want to play OT, I really don't.
I don't think anybody wants to play fucking OT, let me see.
They're the back team.
Let's talk about my...
Back lobby if you want
I'm trolling
Could be top many on here
Multiple lobby
One red
A few going outside
Tell me what I have
Yeah, they haven't crossed yet
Stay back and hold it
Careful mid-door
I'm blind
I'm giving outside one just came off T roof
I'll hot hot dude that timing is so fucking insane brother that as soon as I peek back
kill him he's already flying out like fucking hell dude
yes yes yes we be one we be one
take plant take plant ain't sick of that
spread out like butt cheeks
speak in peace man
you lost
why'd you on this
I almost fucked that up chat I almost fucked that up
Hey, Marshal, I didn't realize you gave a thousand bits earlier dude. Thank you so much, brother. So I was kind of invested in that game
Yo chat
We clutched the fuck up on some of those rounds though not gonna lie. That was fucking nuts
We went down to players immediately
I won those two back at squeaky and then went down vent killed two for the fucking bomb defuse like that's insane
And no world should that be possible
Lucky as fuck dude. Lucky as fuck
That was a crazy clutch bros 12 HP kill the guy and fucking double catch the guy trying
to run away damn
Holy shit that's like one in a million for a player like me you know I mean that's so
So fucking lucky the goddamn planets align for that one dudes.
The planets align for that to happen brothers.
Fucking nuts.
Mo wanna play?
Are you for real he wants to play?
Let me check.
Oh.
Can't sell a cube for our suck.
Let's make sure.
Are you guys fucking with me?
me? He's not even on. You guys are tripping. Don't fuck with me. Don't fuck with me. Don't
fuck with me. He said we was jokers. We jump him and turn him to money. He shouldn't send
of the denny's you know what to do
whoo i can't believe we won that fucking game that was bonkers bro that was bonkers
we had no business winning that eco with adrenaline fucking digging everybody
We had no business winning that fucking 1v2 clutch in lower day, that was bonkers
Of course they had no business winning that fucking 2v2 v5 either
Just further away from level 9 I get the better put me into level 10 a little bit further
I'm gonna be playing arc a little bit tomorrow, but I don't really know how much we'll see
Kind of like this counter strike grind a little bit
Oh you're not even hitting me with the fucking new crowns bro come on man.
Maybe this one?
Is this it?
Oh this clip sucks.
I don't even know what you're doing face it.
How the fuck is that?
You don't even know what the good stuff?
Doesn't show my clutch
Not even gonna show the clutch man
Channel is crazy his fucking records nutty man, right as record is as you know, it's nutty
His ELO is nutty.
This is a guy that was much better countershite player than me during the 1.6 days, though
to be fair.
He's just going to be a better player.
player.
Mellow one, thanks for the reset man. Appreciate it brother. How's it going? How's it going?
Wal-Martlet, thanks for the reset too man. Appreciate you bro. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
To be fair all these guys are a lot better players than me in 1.6 except for Mar. I'm not
I'm not sure if he even played 1-6 now, so Minnaker and Gretel and Remucha are better.
All-Nider, huh?
No, no All-Nider, no All-Nider.
We're going to be getting off probably in a couple hours to see if we can do some
Baldur's game, but that's just dependent on Timmac and Jacob, really.
Did they come around?
and
the
best CS to the CS team right now. Vitality won the last tournament and they're pretty much the most consistent team.
There's a Yoda player in my battlefront game and he's just shitting on the whole lobby.
Yeah, some of those dudes get really good at playing the hero characters.
That game, like, I like Star Wars Battlefront, but I get over, uh, I get over it just because there's just shitloads of, uh, special characters always on the map, but pretty much all times.
It's like, I don't know.
You kill one someone else buys the character or buys the hero characters another one out there
It's like fucking arc Raiders when you kill somebody in there just respawning
Yeah, I've seen no cries, that guy's crazy.
of these extremely talented counter-shark players out there.
What's that Hydra?
What's going on?
I
What's going on
Damn amen a cue to fuck
He wants to steal stream last night like steal like the counter strike player steal like
I buy power steal
Josh Nissan yeah, he wait he still streams in place. Yes, he streams often shut the fuck up. No way
He does a lot of casting at events. Oh, no shit. I like to hear it.
I guess Saint Cheats in FPO. I'll name it. I'll do that as brother.
If he cheats, then we'll just keep it like that.
That's trippy. Never knew that. I didn't know he still played. I wish days still
place, yes.
Yeah, days be trolling on X a little bit, I think, on days, kind of this thing.
to
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
like stop on a dime. We're doing it.
All right, let's do it. What's up?
Let's do.
you miss Hiko? I don't think Hiko plays anymore.
Just A and B at the same time this stops.
All for one and one for all guys. We must get yours.
Actually there's four by legend. That's right.
Friday night
boot camp
You know, I think fuck what's his name the big dude that you still run them? I
Just remember term. I don't remember the owner
Yeah, oh, I talked to him recently and oh, that's it. Yeah, I said I got it
It be me
That's cool.
That's mid. Okay, that guy's cheating.
3 mid, 3 mid.
Fallen off to site.
He steps one. Banana.
Nice.
One up bracket.
How many you need to make?
Yeah, there's RappiNauts one. Two RappiNauts.
Maybe, I did that.
Oh my goodness.
I keep never left.
Just shit.
I feel like my one-tap hit there chat
Except for aria, that's right
This is like nothing
Jordan sees a large one
They're crazy, man. I'm trying to pre-early smoke.
They're gonna play a good game.
Nice, Val.
Bumby, bumby.
He's working down.
He's smoking.
Oh, he's so...
He's smoking, smoking.
Is it smoking?
Yeah, yeah.
Who's up, Orange? Who's up?
They get the bottom or no
That's fucked up to smoke it again, they're only gonna have 30 seconds by the time it goes down
I'd be rapping, CTC.
If there's...
Yo, I gotta try that crosshair.
Orange, orange, get your butt over here, dude.
We're double peaking.
One's there.
Double peaking.
Alright, and then I'll fucking plant.
One bottom, T-Con.
There's two at the bottom of there.
Last two here.
That's one there.
I am patient. I am walked. I am paid. He's under.
I mean, you lost my A4.
Doesn't get it at least.
Little foamy.
What are you doing?
Actually, you might be right because that's how they had it back down to right. It's got rage quit
So that's made up the wall first I'm only top it up and then you just hold your mouth
Want them to also tell you take
Take early info on it and see what they're doing
I puppy
the
We're gonna double site here playing close
I'm back in the middle.
Okay.
Nice.
One down B.
Smoke.
No, they're not.
One up, man. I'm falling back to passive. I just want to go back.
Get ready to flash.
Flash it.
I just want to wrap.
Once you're still B. Double side with him.
You're up 360.
I think they're going back to B. One up mid so I should.
No, no, one above.
One right there.
One's arch. Both, both, both. One bracket.
Last guy is in line.
Last guy in line.
I'm gonna keep passive into the Mexican.
You don't have to like full peek it either if you don't want to.
You can just jump spot it to get in color.
If they keep respecting those names we're gonna deep nape next.
Let's make this right is ready
Orange has been and I'm leaving the archer
I didn't make it, I'm sorry.
I'm flashing lane as well.
I'm on banana.
I'm trying.
Take stinks.
Another gank so no one fell another.
Other end of apps.
End of apps.
They should both be there.
Yeah.
It's under window.
He walked into an app, something?
Or he's saving?
I think he's saving.
There.
Shatter, guys.
They're hella scary.
Alright, we're gonna need to get this round.
These guys are back.
They're really scared.
I'm gonna play triple B here.
Can you make it deeper, Gus?
Are we Russian, and are we doing stingy-piggy-like?
Good day, Doctor.
This way, sir.
Are you going to the right of the rampage?
Just one pillars. I don't know where he's going.
No! I didn't expect him to be in that corner.
Thank you gentlemen. I appreciate it.
I need a guy yo
Yeah, thank you. I'm gonna smoke front next to this
We'll do just do our half wall or we're gonna do our bounce names this from don't be
We're just gonna get out into
You're a little late to this is probably not good
I'm gonna play mini pit, watch that.
Yeah, last guy over here.
Got a flash?
Yeah, flash here.
Flash flash.
I'm banana.
I was down, man.
You might have it.
no fun allowed. He's also gonna kill me. He's sad, he's completely still. How the fuck
do I lose that? He's looking for another kill. I'm thanking apartment. Careful bracket.
I'll shoot.
You're at the bottom, but ask for an expensive gun. That's because everybody needs guns on the team, brother. It doesn't matter if you're fucking one kill, zero kill, someone's 15 kills.
Yeah, can I go? Thank you.
flash
smoke deade
no i need a flash instead i should have called
smoke out
they might disappear back to
we don't got that many come like that
you can play I'm gonna cheat to be yeah one more I'm gonna regress this
what one that's not this one
I came at the same time I think I had an insane shot coming yeah you're a arch
I'm going to be at something, yeah I called it, oof, not a great half for me so far,
We need two drops.
I could just fall.
Give me that back. I'll give you a nick.
Let me get back to the halls.
Get Mount Sniad.
Let's try to keep an end of this ground.
Actually, we're going to throw Mount Sniad,
so we're going to flash one to the right.
One more hulls.
Team, come smoke.
One more hulls.
Yeah, one more hulls.
Low on...
It's like one HP hulls, man.
This is such a fucking retard.
That's how I beat Twitch.
I don't know what he's doing, I don't think I go for 1v2, 18, I don't know.
AK in the holes.
Kind of a bottom stairs I think.
I don't say it around, it's fucking crazy.
Is there a molly on a boiler?
I don't think so.
I think so.
Oh.
Don't play it.
One's here.
He's all over it.
I
Could be up line, yeah
One drop
I'm having a bad game
I'm smoking out of the room.
OK.
I'm all in.
I'm throwing fire.
Spoiler.
Let's get it.
They're going to have to use UTEL.
Play doubles.
I think we'll play like a little bit.
Or play some fights.
Yeah.
I tripped?
of
I think he's on the box right there.
What the hell is this round?
The mag?
Oh, I got him.
He wants me back.
He didn't want some at all.
It's like a blade boosted too many times.
Nice.
two one's all one's mid I think the guy all man I'm going back there
I'm pretty sure gonna go B.
I'm going to B.
I'm falling.
I'm probably gonna keep this guy for nine, brother.
I know he was on the box there on
96 and 2 to that guy bro what
How do I headshot him that close?
Maybe I'll headshot him partially through the wall or something.
So, you wanna play...
You wanna play, uh...
May I turn?
Sure.
Oh, I'll march.
Go, go, go!
I gotta do one in 10 on that team or something.
They're doing pretty well.
this 30 guys
pop them on their shoulders
i might get caught in there
there she is
bomb down
can't see
i can't mall it
the
what if he's trying his best 21 and 11
guys I told you we killed them all
yes I'm just going to run and I know the deal
I like it
I'm going to get the rocket and send it
yeah yeah yes
I'm crossbowing it
there's two men just going to get him
oh or a chest
I think he's got a lot of kills.
16 ammo.
That's all I want to watch out.
2 cc, both cc.
This 30 guy is a joke man.
Dude, I'll get your arch.
I think he might get inside.
I'll get him though. I'll get one somewhere.
I
30 guy is a fucking joke
I'm down to buy. I think they're gonna play aggro mode.
I got one!
One more!
I got one!
He was on site!
We're arched.
I got one!
One is left!
Nice!
This guy is crazy be careful.
Alright show us what you have to do.
He's a library, isn't he?
I don't like this 30 guy, I don't fucking like him.
We are going to win.
What's going on?
Take your glule, bye.
I'm gonna swing mid.
I'm trying to lift up my elbow and I missed.
I'm Molly Carter now.
I'm mid close.
I'm going to mid corner.
I'm flashing the wall.
I'm going to mid corner.
I'm going to Molly Sandbag.
I'm going to have one.
I already did.
Give me your smoke. I'll smoke CT.
I got it.
I think CT got caught.
Yeah.
Are we going to chill?
No, hell no, we're not going.
You know what to do, right?
Sorry, I fucked it up.
Oh yeah, you want me to do that for you?
I'm just gonna call.
It might be, but we'll see.
Thanks, Sean.
I have one for you.
bro I'm telling you this guy's bullshit
what was that first origin of thought?
the other one's undone
listen dude, is it coincidence that he shoots 7 seconds after we start to do the boost?
cause that's about the delay that he did
you know what I'm saying?
yeah
I'm tired of doing this stuff.
I'm tired of doing stream sniping.
I don't know if stream sniping is good, but he's either really good or doing it.
I take off and then shoot.
Kicking?
Yeah!
I can't kill him, dude.
One's porch.
This guy's completely shutting us down himself, chat.
I'm dead.
I'm stealing that from you, Fallah.
I like that.
Pit's clear.
Everything looks good there now.
Come up, come up, come up, come up.
Yeah.
They just took over me.
It's fine.
They could be bugged.
Yeah.
Plain bracket.
Fuck.
They're doing it in the blade.
They bracket with him.
Yeah, I like that.
Is he moving me?
Three, two.
He's not been saving.
He's...
Crazy save.
Oh my god.
You tried.
I tried.
He doesn't play any leagues, but...
Just nice.
Waste of skill, man.
Get on a team.
He's got nothing.
Waste of skill man, good on a team.
This guy's not even...
I gotta get about... I wanna get as good as him right now to be honest dude.
My skill levels can't even compare to his at the moment.
They're just kinda destroying me.
Oh, I have one good guy bro.
Um...
Yeah, the only good guy is the only person that's killed me and stuff like that.
He's pretty good.
I see these guys wherever I...
I'm going to pre-nade and then just flash the fucking wall and be here.
Man, he's such a cheater, he's not my friend.
He just wanna work, eh? I can uh...
This is him only, he's tired, yeah?
I'm not gonna say nothing, he's insane.
I think we just go... go up, eh?
Yeah.
I'll throw it at the top.
Put it on a smooth.
I got it.
There's like, different things to do, eh?
What are you talking about?
Shit.
Oh
Library
This guy's just not missing you don't miss
I don't know where he's inside though.
Oh my god.
And I wish I was as tired as this guy for the night.
Okay.
To see him while he's awake.
That's the secret.
That's it.
I think I'm one spotting I think
One Arch, I'm smoking Mota, I'm running
30 sub bitch!
Hitch.
of the
death of
I'll be there
Finally headshot of that guy without getting fucking absolutely massacred it's a miracle
Control your emotions be one with your surroundings
be like water forever flowing
this is running down the head
I got that peaking though, sliver peaking now, you understand that?
I know, hey.
What?
Yeah, but from that angle from the library it's actually like...
Yeah, but we're talking CS2, Saint CSGO man, he's just fucking crouched holding on, man,
this guy's crazy.
He's just going for it.
CSGO better than CS2?
I agree.
I think like, I kind of like CS2 in the sense that T-sides are more viable though, to
be honest with you because a lot of the times in CSGO and 1.6 counter-terrorist side would
just get so easy snuffing or like just throwing, it might as well be S2 I guess, it would just
get like throwing out your fucking terrorist.
I think, I think CSGO is like better for tapping, yeah I feel like you can't tap this game at all, like this is the all-expray.
Yeah, I'm terrible. It's right. I love the smoke interaction and that's about it.
Yeah, the smoke, the smokes are good. I don't think you should be able to like, I wish they
could have smoked like one spot. All the smokes out.
I was just excited to see this guy. He's gonna fight you fast, man. I'm gonna flash.
I don't know how many of you guys are on the left.
I don't know how many of you guys are on the right.
I see a corner.
Let's work it out.
Nice.
Go ahead.
One more player.
Just go up.
I'm flashing on the right.
Flash him.
Just go.
I didn't realize I bombed and hatched out of that through.
I'm at one.
Where is he?
All access.
It's unfortunate, this guy really is just trolling.
Drawing.
Man, I got him silly.
Man, we're almost still getting beat.
That's not the point.
I'll save that.
We would have stepped up if they hadn't been applied.
Yeah, we won the first six rounds and we lost like a last five.
That's how the whole shit came to start now.
I was getting actually I couldn't do any of
I'm gonna send them all
I'm gonna put this all under the bridge
Use your, use your banana
top of banana, top of banana two
two, two, two, two
corner
second boiler
another one on the machine to leave
last one today
no
ectf
bad union for me I was getting stomped out by one of their fucking dudes
frustrating stuff right there frustrating stuff
I don't even think that guy was sniping bro I think he was just on dude
frustrating me. Him spamming me through that smoke was a little bit crazy though.
Little random, unless he saw a Mars head come up over the smoke maybe. I know
people stream sniping face it but kind of hard to tell who's actually doing it.
The game is just pretty hard.
Yeah, I'm still using the Viper V3.
Yeah, they had a guy that was just throwing on their team.
Hopefully he gets banned.
Got a bandage, it's like that.
Rooting games.
It's honestly good for us that it happened right there though, because I'm pretty sure we would have lost otherwise.
Yeah, free GG bro, sorry I had to deal with that shit man.
That's too much for me man.
These guys are about to give me a problem I think it's kind of an increased skill of
a lot here.
of
I want me to sign your profile bro.
Yes.
We have to sign his axe and pop.
Ok.
I can do that.
yourself you know just bugging I feel you on that one mate did I do how do you
know that man would you bug my place
You don't want to do it to your side?
I'm gonna play.
I'm gonna find my way to the area where we're reattaching.
I'm happy to hear it.
I'm such a doofus.
How do you win with the biggest man you did?
Yeah, that's good.
By beating this guy right here.
What were spots?
Where were my fillings?
Arch.
Arch, like, mid-sator.
How you got them in there?
Okay.
Where are my fillings and who are my fillings?
wherever your heart desires you're feeling yours whoever your heart
desires
One all he jumped up apps at least to all
Yeah
They're quiet brackets they make it up to be they make it up to be yeah
Get another one get you another one
They might just go back to A now
God leaving leaving leaving leaving could be like that barge
I'm gonna pick up your archer down zone. She got it
There you go.
Yeah.
I was trying to do a bit of a couple of work on that.
Very clear.
Good stuff.
Fucking weird.
Probably by here.
What a play that was.
I would just see it.
Oh, bro.
My other chair's got longer arms.
This is the killer house in Port. This is real life.
They're gone.
They're going to walk.
They're there.
Did you get smacked?
Smacked smacked.
Smacked.
Okay, I'm just gonna come up with you
This guy's running back and forth like it's looking around the world
Yeah
I'm gonna bike in case we get
of
the
of
the
I'm going to mow that as well.
He jumped out.
Yeah, let me cheat B here.
We try to just gamble side B.
I guarantee you this guy is behind us again, this CRT guy, yeah they smoked him out of
I'm pushing mid every round.
Nope.
Off timing.
Off timing for sure.
These are literally fucking walking around like fucking...
My bullshit a little bit this round
I'm gonna play a lot of the show
I don't want to know how to jump off
Too much
Yeah, that's a fuck
Come on, CTT
I think we uh, come on up
There are two coming
Nice spot
C large
We're happy
One more B
Brother, how's that matter, Hedgeshot?
There are so many shots
Where's that bullet going, man?
I
Play archer a little bit are we keep on the steam of streamer protection is God
It doesn't make sense because it tells you like
One on men peeking me from the- fuck.
What's that guy doing just walks out, doesn't even look at arched the fuck?
I'm gonna flash this one, Felix, flashing.
watch yourself here
there are two inside
one is in the box there, one is behind there
One's new box, I think. One's like behind there.
I blew that, I win that fight, it's whatever. We'll back off.
That's it.
Nice try, bro. That dude
Stuck his stupid-looking haircut out
My shotgun halls again, maybe triple do this one
Yeah, we're playing some God sign, huh?
Apparently none.
Two banana, one mid.
One mid-quick.
One up, car?
Up mid, up mid.
Fucking CT.
Feds.
I should have tried to jump there I should have at least peed first
Yeah, we played in the fair enough twice in a row which sucks, always fucking sucks, played
two maps in a row but I'm talking.
You ever survive around?
No, when our team is losing it's 5-1.
They're so it's my friend kind of makes it hard to swap around
Try to make them play
Yeah, these guys are out of my league that's for sure
I know he was already in the library, I know he was already in the library, I'm sorry.
That's obvious.
The fuck is he doing?
Oh bad I had my knife out, I would have killed him easy.
What was that like, he like came up mid and stopped, jiggle.
Nah, he didn't even look porch, he came up mid and hard cleared me for some reason,
even after hearing Summit run away.
It was pretty cool, it was a good experience.
Oh man, this is rough. These guys are good.
Even when the left skips a 3k, we can't fucking bring it to the other.
One on. One. There's two. Two maybe or not. Two maybe.
It's nice to be a saviour, but yeah.
Yeah, let's try to save.
This is a joke.
I
Know they're okay board
One's a dang twice
The terrorists went...
out of your sight.
We should...
We're gonna try to grab some weapons here.
Get it.
Take a down.
much closer than the score line suggests honestly I don't even think that would be on this
I think the score line suggested pretty much right.
Nice fight, buddy.
Nice fight for your feet.
Nice fight for me. They go in.
Yep.
They smoked our...
They're close.
Nice result.
I'm down.
Laying down smoke.
Accentury.
I'll smoke again.
Throwing smoke.
I'll kill him banana.
One of them life alert.
Two more.
One already crossed. He's in coffin.
He's running.
Well, maybe smoke CC. One could be banana.
Yeah, so much going down here both
close to me close to me back off back off to both of you back off
Yeah, they're progressing back home.
That's how nice.
I'm flashing way.
I'm going to flash back.
If you see them.
Woo!
I'm sure there's a lot of them.
Wow, dude.
You're a preamble.
You get the other shot.
This team, we knew that we were going to be good, though.
Kind of expected it.
Uh, okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, they're...
Uh, can one of you guys take the T-Molly and drop me a C-T-Molly, please?
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
We're going out of...
Yeah.
He peeks all the way up.
Yeah, I know.
I'll just watch him in the W.
Okay.
fuck me
can you grab the mid molly?
going archer thing?
yeah
dude
brother get out of here
get the fuck out of here
i just like literally ran across my screen
just ran through the wall
this guy is insane
his timing is humble
10 years ago, I hit that shot, but I didn't know.
Ninety ways of fucking getting on there.
It's like, bruh.
We're playing against Dark, brother. That's what it feels like, at least.
Just half line going next, yeah, full up.
for they they got the pops up for sure we're sure good time
go go go
there's two all made one main
he's just printing them
he doesn't even look at arch
there's absolutely no way
you can't hear if someone picks up a gun, right?
um, I don't think so unless you drop your gun
can't believe this CRT guy gets shot in the face the round before with that smoke
Alright, I'm gonna need the suns to just walk through it on the way.
I don't understand how that even makes any sense.
If that even fades, he's like,
Ah dude, I'll just go do this this time, no biggie.
I'm like...
I don't know what to do about that.
Logs.
One dead.
Dinked.
He's one HP dead.
One HP dead.
3-8 out!
One dead.
He's not in brackets, you're good.
He's the guy that's wanting to hear it.
Yeah.
I was just staring at him walking out of the halls with a little delay there.
Let's figure out which site the guy's at and let's not get him.
Honestly dude, if we win, cause still here we can probably get 13 forward.
If you guys are down.
Hahaha.
Oh man.
Five deagles?
He won't.
That's correct.
I won't.
Bro, the gloves are the best kind of a game.
crazy that guy just admit to being in the chat now he did you could see the
runs he like keeps brash it's like it trust me it's for insiders like there's
no way this guy's not it's nice it's the rules and his last game like he went
fucking 30
He doesn't even look anywhere else, he doesn't look anywhere else, he doesn't think new box
or color or nothing, this guy's a newbie.
He probably had a counter terrorist maybe, but when you planted he had enough timing
to make you to know you didn't go back home and then send you pennies.
Yeah, no, I'm 100% not back off, but he's not expecting me to like be behind thumb or like behind the pillar near emo
You know what I'm saying? Like I'm thinking like that
His cross is pretty locked and dialed your at your direction. I
Don't know Chad I firstly I'm not really sure I don't really like to call stream snapping too much in countershock
Cuz people are just straight up out of the way
4Bs are pretty wild strat, that's true.
I'm gonna flash that corner, I'm gonna flash that.
He's got a shotgun, isn't he?
Yeah, a shotgun.
Yeah, a flash.
This guy could be a wha- I didn't like-
Come around here.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing brother, like he's brainless or...
He's a back off. Yeah, I'm just playing time here
Thank you, sir
Yeah, I broke
uh maybe need that half wall spot after a couple seconds to the way with an HE uh
definitely need that close right corner and insta kill him he's gonna back shock and
me that again. I'm gonna fanatic smoke mid this round, just careful like ball mid and shit in the permanent zone.
So just like a delayed half wall mid? Yeah, like go down mid.
I'm flashing this wall more.
molly's image
i'm not going to see what you just said
we have two mollies
we should smoke ct and i'm going to molly and we just listen and see what we hear
i don't smoke ct
don't show anything else
That's their smoke. That's a bad smoke. That's a bad smoke.
I can flash it. I can flash it.
I killed anyone. There's no way he's not dead!
We're here.
Come on, I'm not killing that guy!
Well, I don't mind.
Three fucking seats.
What?
Yeah, two seats.
You were shooting his dick off.
That, bro, that should kill him, though.
That killed me?
I think I'm fine with that.
Play safe.
It's still winnable for him.
Someone's got to hold his back all the new plans.
It's fine.
show
all right
this is looking a lot better
13.7 error. Yeah, thank you. I'm so contaminated every run
I'm just making that a minute. I'm just gonna go
My bad, I meant to toss that aside. You're good
Holding the jump
You're quiet.
They were flashing.
Yeah, this guy is on another level window.
Nice, that was smooth.
I got smoke left, I'm in.
Nice.
Alright.
CT, watching over site, Orange.
Okay.
Mini pit's not clear.
I'm planning to see if it could be mid behind me.
I got mid.
It's fine.
Just get a big pit though.
One more?
to be late arch yeah one left side archers
I'm gonna try that sometime
he's peeked out arched
hit once or twice
yeah a little time looks like it's my time I'll still say nine I don't know bro
I just I started off my day zero and three close games to be fair they were all really close
Oh my exult, that's spray control bro, I need that on my fucking arsenal, I would have shot 14 more shots against all of them.
Exult the guy, man, I love when I get on fucking exult team, that's crazy.
Let me get that, get it my brothers.
We're all so nice.
Thank you.
We're using our usual lobbies, everyone's like racist and shit.
I can't get real.
Do you want us to be that way? Because we definitely can.
it feels just like home honestly
eggs all I don't need eggs like an egg
the hell you say to me bit boy
gas me up to the max
right there
I'm flashing my lower right up the down
watch your boiler man
I'm gonna flash half wall
getting half wall
also getting half wall
not here
I think they're pushed
I'm gonna flash
I do not know how to throw a CT smoke apparently, so.
I think he might be a boost.
I think he might be a booster.
One more here, one more here.
Flash group.
He's out, he's out.
Nice trade.
22, 22.
They're crazy guys alive.
I'm gonna go over there.
I'll stay site.
No, we hit twice to the AK.
One.
20 HP.
Come on, dude, let's go in this way.
I'll say so.
No, we hit twice today, kid.
What?
20 HP.
Oh!
Yes!
Of course.
You're better.
Oh!
Dude, these guys.
I had them pinned for flanking.
I see that they're back.
They all need one of those.
Diana says they're tonsing up.
Yes, sir.
Holy shit, we're looking to lose this 13-8 now. Let's go.
Yes!
That's the kind of energy I need!
That was a beautiful little readjustment, or like a little, you know, adjust there and stuff.
They might do some crazy nade shit, cause it's a beat-up, probably.
They naded the dumb man, it was not me, I swear.
Holy shit, I stayed by myself for 40.
Okay, jeez, I thought there was me.
Dude, he's fucking...
One more, one more mid-side, one more.
Ah, that's too late, that's too late.
That's too late.
They're gonna have to throw up.
Can you clap us?
Yeah, they're gonna have to make it.
Clap that more, clap that more.
Landing.
Running for back.
it can be already here
careful one was about a banana
i see him
i see his gun
he's dead
i got one
i got one, i got one
i think it's a burst
okay
he's peeking
Other guys out
I'm smarter than you I'm fucking huge brain
Like that
Huge brain sometimes
I can't clear that fast brother they take a little more.
They're pushing back.
They double molly holes
Absolute boiler pretty sure there's severe
89 and three
This game sucks
I had him for one HP by the way you couldn't kill him with the one HP I did that's crazy
Dude, I shot this guy so many times for this game schemes and mowing sometime. I
Got so much util damage. I'm still on the top of the board
I know I am the one who killed this guy.
For the heart.
No way.
He's got the heart.
Knock him down.
Heart, close me.
No.
Nice.
One me too.
No.
Fucking hurt to make the jump too.
Yeah, let's make this difficult 13 8
Prophecy is true
Or we could time when 13 for loss with a way cooler
Or that may
I think that's all she wrote for the squadron.
as it's a couple tough games
couple tough games
and
of
I don't still play APB reloaded. That game's kind of dead to be honest.
I could tell you how many people were on it right now.
APB reloaded. Currently 80, 80 people playing.
Admittedly it is.
Tell me it's really not even that crazy late. It's two in the morning Eastern.
But fuck. 80, 80? I-
I
Think like people cheat in that game and shit or they're just so good that they come across as cheaters
Definitely not new player friendly
Yeah, space punch, that's not really want that though, you know what the community to be alive
Yeah, I hit 5 million arc, wish our count should be reset tomorrow
I see night discord Jacob. I haven't seen what is here actually
Did you want to play ballers game today or no? What you feeling?
Hey, I'm our fellow. Thanks a thousand bitties my friend free shit brother
Could use a little breather from Counter Shack Counter Shack's a pretty
Yeah, let's play the meet and discord everybody meet and discord
I mean the good news yesterday that I got like four of us went to a Christmas party came here
I was watching you do your sponsor stream like those look at my desk anyway
I guess that was great today, man. I loved it. I'm hoping to play some more honestly
I kind of want to take a stint to some CS again
But it's really gonna come down to viewership and shit like that if it maintains if it's
you guys are chilling and enjoying it that's gonna play a big part so we'll
play it by ear I just don't know if I want to do the reset on art tomorrow I
don't know if I'm feeling it I really been enjoying Counter Shack lately it's
been fun you don't understand how many years it's been since I've been able to
play Counter Shack like comfortably with a good mouse that I like where I'm
not like I'm not thinking about like the grip on my mouse and shit like
that's like I don't know I can't explain it but it's I'm in a really good place
comfortable I feel like I feel like I feel like kind of reborn a little bit on
the game I think because I'm pretty happy about it it's been a long time
because I've I've gone through a lot of mice that none of them have been feeling
comfortable I thought it was just kind of like me and my old age being
pickier and being a little bit more cognizant of of of the mice themselves so it's like I used that word right
um so now it's like I finally got one after trying a different different ones out I found one that
really is like comfortable for me and it's it's felt really good so yeah it kind of makes
I can think about like more things than just that you know I'm saying
If you get like that's challenger like it's not just height like high rank it is the highest right
You know what I mean? That's like when you're literally like numbered in the world or the country
Well, you have to activate that mission off to get to your prayer only there to get that
I already signed up and already completed this mission. I need to do more than that. We'll fuck me in case
I guess we're gonna swap over to a game that's a little bit more chilled out we're doing a Baldur's gate three play through with the boys and
Yes, well, yeah, we're just gonna get back on that shit
I guess these people in Grandmaster and Challenger, they like play other games while they're in queue because it's 15-20 minutes sometimes
I like play full of single-player games while they're queueing
Yeah, yeah
Well my character's name is not Charles Johnson
of
I
Hopefully remember a lot of the abilities we're using I should do
That's what I'm saying
I did that part is when we did it I respect right before we stop playing
Yeah, you're a fucking yeah, Timmy to do
five times
Yeah, Marshmallow, thanks for the thousand bits earlier again, man. Appreciate you, bro. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. My bad for missing some of your, uh, your bitties, dude. My fault, my fault.
The game actually might play a little bit nicer too, though.
I believe it is a true story
Six gold motherfucker that dude
The best movie of the year two years that would lead our recovery other came out. Yeah, I was actually thinking about recommending it
It's just gonna cost us like 20 bucks or so shit like that
There's a 10. What?
It's gonna cost us money to rent it like significant like 10-20 bucks something. It's honest. It's on HBO
Yeah, it cost me 10 bucks
It's an HBO dude, what the fuck?
I got a nice descriptions
I think I've actually f*****g Amazon, um, yeah, I'd give you my HBO if I didn't get it from
somebody else, you know what I'm saying?
I don't think maybe we're gonna watch Frankenstein next week. I don't know that that's just
That's true we could watch that code that I'm there
Are we all in the game are we all in the game
No, I told you I was finished my big game. Okay. I got you got you how long you get how long you need
I'd say 5-10 minutes max
I'm making coffee then, hell yeah
Yeah, sure, take a little bit of time
Did all my streaming PC die yesterday?
Oh no dude, what the fuck?
It just died, have a fuck
Well, it didn't die, it's like overheating in the CPU
I don't know if my cooler is dead
Want a fan to go out or the cooling system?
I don't know it seems like the fans are fine
I don't know if the pumps are bad or I don't know what but anyway
You have one of the liquid coolers. Yeah
Yeah, that might have that happened to me too like a cooler just went out
Yeah, maybe
But I just replaced it with a fan. I just got fans instead of the liquid cooling, you know work time
Yeah, I
a new gaming PC. I'm gonna use this one now for my streaming. Fuck it, I knew your expenses,
man. Fuck it, I spent way too much money.
So you're saying that your streaming PC went out so you bought a new gaming PC? Yeah.
You made your old gaming PC the new streaming PC?
Well, I didn't get my computer yet. I'm running a one.
But that's your plan? Yeah.
the
I thought it was at the end of the year and I got a few days to fucking spend the money
so fuck it.
I need a mirage to connect to the...
Well I have it under a business.
Huh?
I have it under an escort
The uh, this is the best connector smoke you have ever seen. You can easily and safely go to the short
Yeah, and not to be detected. Let's learn how to throw it. So is the deduction deduction?
No, I want to throw it from this corner of deduction. Well, it wouldn't even be it'd be more of an expense to the company
I got you myself like
This is the best connector smoke you have ever seen
You can easily and safely go to the short and not to be detached.
Let's learn how to throw it.
This isn't the one I'm looking for.
Gotcha.
So after Valve's recent changes to jump throws, a lot of people's connector
smokes are broken, leaving these massive gaps right here where the CTs are
going to be able to peek through and shoot you as you're crossing up towards
cat.
And we definitely don't want that.
So the way I recommend throwing this is going right here into this trash
can corner and doing a simple jump through at the top of this first step
up on the pattern of the rope just a basic jump throw and that should end up landing right here on
this first step completely smoking off or I guess the second step but it's gonna completely smoke off
all of connector having no gaps I definitely recommend doing it that way it's very simple
and you're not gonna mess it up so after valve's recent change
everyone wants to go to the trash can I want to go to that other corner
where's the deal with the eyebrows man
of
This is the best CT smoke on Mirage, because it lands on Ticket and CTs can't look above it.
To throw it, stand here, aim up to this wooden thing and jump throw.
Easy, but a second. Have fun.
This is the best CT smoke on Mirage, because it lands on Ticket and CTs can't look above it.
To throw it, stand here, aim up to this wooden thing and jump throw.
This is the best CT smoke on the rush.
Okay, that's good.
I wanna know, Nika's fastest connector smoke from spawn.
No, no, no, no.
Oh.
How do you think of this crossbow?
I've had the same one since you were like level 2.
All I've been looking for every shot is like a better hand crossbow.
Now that skill it gives me like multi attack I can attack two things with the main weapon in time
They might force people to play close
Okay, it's easy enough.
Still not what I'm looking for though.
There will be instant smokes from the spawns, but I don't think people have spent the time
to find a lot of them yet, but one smoke that will work for you is this old school window
smoke from the bin.
You have to aim a lot higher than the CSGO line up, typically you would aim on this
door for CSGO and you SD and jump through, but now on CS2 you have to aim a lot higher.
The sweet spot for me seems to be above the door and between the top of the building,
so roughly like around here.
I got a piece of gear that has invisibility on it, I guess, other people.
That's a massive deep jungle smoke.
I have an ability that I could pick up too that's invisibility.
You can throw off in the exact same spot I just found here in this position.
I jumped right in front of the very top corner of the building, one in this corner.
It doesn't take the main action for you?
And then just doing a simple left click throw right in the corner.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
My main action is to toss it on you so you can go do much damage.
You have an outdoor smokeoff if you have windows smoked off.
You have cats smoked off off from the same spot.
You can throw them off from the exact same spot, by just standing here in this position.
Jump throwing one at the very top corner of the building.
One in this middle window here.
And then just doing a simple left click throw out on the far left-hand side of the building,
and just like that.
You have doors smoked off completely even though its kind of out and a bit lurky.
You have doors smoked off.
You have windows smoked off.
And you can jump throwing one at the very top corner of the building.
this middle window here and then just doing a simple left click throughout in the far left hand side
of the building and just like that you have door smoked off completely even though it's kind of
out and a bit lurky you have door smoke off you have window smoked off and you have cat smoked off
all from the same spot you can throw them all from the exact same spot um okay let me look at one
more time in this position jump throwing one at the very top corner of the building one in
this middle window here and then just doing a simple left click throughout in the far left
inside of the building. Okay.
And once we're going to show me this connector smoke from that other spot.
The do with the eyebrows. This guy, it's this guy.
Uh,
uh,
Oh yeah, this one, I've seen this.
Where is this guy, Smoke lineups?
Here we go.
Cyber guy.
Here we go.
So that's Cat.
That should be when the top mid, I don't need a top mid.
This is the hard Iran
I should be able to remember that hopefully I should be able to remember those
I'm going to go to the left of the carpet, the second little fancy thing, and then down
to the bottom of it.
Loading up.
Oh.
Now I didn't forget all of them. I got them all.
I use the Razer Viper V3 Pro.
I haven't had a chance to play Delta Force or so though.
Have you taken any consideration of the V4 Pro they released recently?
I'd have to look at it.
I don't even think it's on Amazon, I probably have to buy it off their website.
I'll take it about buying the Dragon Lore edition though of this guy in our party pretending
to be Timac.
Is it not Timac?
Looking at it, it's not Timac.
Also, he wouldn't have any clothes on.
This guy's got clothes on.
That doesn't make any sense.
It's not Timac.
There's no way.
We have an imposter in the group.
Are you in camp?
No, I'm not.
It's not in the way that it goes on.
An imposter in the ranks!
I'm myself a Christmas present.
All right, my Christmas present has been ordered.
Okay, we're here. We're glad. Um, my camper. Yeah, I don't think we rested. We don't have
a full rescue, but I have spell slots. Yeah, my main issue is I've got two liferings that
have been my HP fucking tight. So what the fuck's that mean? Do we need to rest or
I hope it does. It says
life-train conditions a long
rest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Alright, before we start, can we get a uh summit 1g recap of the story so far?
Yeah, someone put a bug in our eyeball and we're trying to figure out the
What's going on?
Uh, we killed everybody.
Oh, come on, now.
Because the one chick died.
So we had to kill everybody.
Now we have two comrades.
And we're in the dark.
And we got to kill this guy named Blurg.
Oh, yeah.
Apparently Blurg is still our enemy.
Blurg?
What?
Yeah, we're here to kill fucking Blurg.
We're going to Moonrise towers.
Yeah, people probably find Blurg there.
You guys are the worst recappers of all time, OK?
I tried to kill Ketherid Thorn. Jared can never be...
You want to know what the last thing had happened?
We found that little chick's parents. They were fucking murdered and we
talked to the dude's dead body and they were betrayed
by that dude with the horns that we saw at the beginning.
Yeah, that's the last thing that happened.
Oh, oh, oh, my son.
I got him.
I didn't kill the evil.
Yeah.
We'd go back and kill him.
We also killed that big gold person that was one of Ketherid Thorns.
I'm like, old person, what?
We killed the person that was like made out of gold, the like, looking weird cursed ass person that was only a few years old.
Yeah, we killed that guy, we just fucking murdered him with words.
Yeah, you talked them into submission, I'm saying the guy that you talked into submission.
We talked both of the last bosses into submission.
Yeah, I'm actually kind of surprised considering we haven't, you know, we've been just kind of beating everything through asses.
verbally all right so now the question is where do we head from here
I'm at a spot right here if you guys want to come to me we want to go back to the
house of healing in for sure you should probably do is I don't remember what
there's a fight next to me but there's also like stuff further south of us we
could probably do or we could check this out and then work our way south to
I still can't perform songs in my whole core by the way, thanks to the resettlement
I
Don't want to hear you fucking playing songs. It's good songs in the game
Look
Let's kill
I didn't realize these two shadow guys on the left on the right, but that's not good.
Those are going to be the strong ones.
Did you open up on that dwarf?
Is that how that works? Is that what we did?
Yeah.
I'm really giving a surprise.
Check this out.
People at once.
You ready?
actually we're gonna use two turrets
oh he killed that one
he didn't even do a better than we did
maybe he got a little more damage or what
ah a little bit
I remember them more so like the marriage of the three G's when they become like this and you want them to be kind and do this and you want them to be sure like that.
Yeah, I remember them when they were still the same. The Zords are all the same in the first movies. The second movies only changed to the Ninja. So we're called Anna.
You're a fucking Saber Pooh Tiger now?
I am.
Eh, yes, I'm a Saber Pooh Tiger and some more of a Pooh.
What the fuck do you know?
Are you a Saber 2 Tiger?
No. No, you're right.
Saber 2 Tiger.
No Saber 2 Tiger somebody then.
Yeah, I'm thinking about wanting this juice.
Because they're all a little...
I'm just gonna hit this guy.
I'm on HP.
Wow.
Surprise, surprise.
They're all so surprised.
What the fuck? It's my turn, okay.
Oh, Shred's bow and arrow the one and then hit another? Probably, huh?
Yeah, I'm gonna bow one of these guys. 42% down, one foot.
Love it, love it, love it.
I think I have another free shot on him, if you want.
Should I just hit him or should I go for like a wraith hit here?
Maybe the shadow on the left I could probably kill him.
I should get another hit, don't I? Oh, I guess not.
I don't know that crit thing.
Nah, I remember when I crit, I thought when I crit I get another attack.
as a bonus action
He's saying when we say when we say you do have the money. Yeah, I can't reach him though
He's not sure why it's not like like that for you
I'm not sure if you guys are going to side turn or something.
That's why I didn't go home.
I'm so faithful to leaving to it.
Should I just polymorph the big one and then we deal with the rest of them?
I like that now.
Now I'm going to try it and see if it works.
Ah, it's a buggy shoe boot.
Now does it unpolymorph if we attack it?
Probably not. That's what it does in World of Warcraft.
That's not a bad secondary hit, not a damage.
Yeah, me and my friends played Baldur's Gate a little bit for Night Dragon.
And he has 28 and I have Milosec.
It's a sport car, you can't do a beast, it looks pretty good, let's get back in, nice.
It only has 3 HP though, so I guess if you get it right, you would get it right.
Crackleaxe a foe, there.
Press a jump.
I'm just gonna do a normal attack. I don't want to blow everything. I have enough movement
to the palm of strike that last guy, I'll throw him down.
I already did my bonus action, I already did my bonus action, I forgot.
You're getting an arrow?
Nah, I got nothing left.
Bonus action, jump ticket?
I guess I'm creating a little bit more since I picked that great sword.
can we fucking out opt in this one this one at all
now we have to do it like this man
conquer his mark into attack
and i still have 30 mana
okay so that did damage to him too
um
excuse me watch
I'm sorry, bitch. I'm sorry, bitch.
2B8, sir, my nuts!
This guy's dead.
I must have gotten hella low rolls.
Oh, thank you, brother.
Good seat, good seat.
That's your five tumor. It's not a tumor.
Not a tumor. Not a tumor.
Is that going to go around? Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Okay, do we continue down to this little stairway it seems?
Org?
Wait, do you heal over time?
Who made it?
Not quite, because I see little fourpops every once in a while.
Animalistic vitality affected entity regains 260 health plugs every round of combat.
I was like, you popped fours like two or three times already.
Just walk around.
And you're going to make a quick drink.
It's only going to take me a minute.
And then are we going to go into this morning?
Is that fun?
I'm going to be chilling.
Sounds good.
Give me a second.
Maybe it's part of my new Saber II tagger.
Yeah, because you were definitely missing half your HP.
Yeah, it definitely was.
You did get hit with a life dream?
Yeah, it rolled really low because my health was like 65 before, so it must have rolled
two really low dice rolls.
I'm only missing like three health, I think.
Yes, I bet.
Yeah.
That's, I'll tell you.
Not too shabby.
Especially if I'm just healing out of my health for free, so he's walking around
for some reason.
I wanna see if I can find out why I have that.
Man I'm fucking shocking now dude.
I guess I just stayed weak, bro.
D-class
What
So I get stronger later. I mean, I'm just more debuff shit. I guess you're
Cuz my role is your subclass is a lot like I was saying before I think your subclass isn't necessarily the DPS subclass
And I think you took the more kind of castory CC subclass
Which is kind of a good thing because I'm in fucking can't cast normal on all three of you guys do a shit
like if I was gonna play something else it would be like Sorcerer Warlock you know
what I mean because lots of CC and shit like that so I mean like it's fine that
you're not doing fuck tons of damage yeah I need to be cool with you guys do
damage and I can CC in the AoE basically. And you'll I mean I feel like you'll
get more damaging stuff. Yeah. I mean we haven't gotten you a really cool bow yet either and there's some nice
I suppose that there was a bow I think in this one that we could have gotten you for buying off the blacksmith, I think, but maybe I'm wrong. I'm probably confusing it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I haven't gotten a weapon upgrade since the very first shot we bring into.
I know I've found pink hand crossbows and shit dude, like when I just don't even give a fuck about it.
My hand crossbow is 6-11 damage, so if we get that...
Yeah, definitely better weapons are going to make you feel a little better.
how much of your guys is a weapon let's say 7 to 17?
my weapon's not gonna matter
10 to 15
yours is 10 to...
mine is 10 to 15 but I got like a shit ton of decks and...
yeah your low end is my high end
I mean I have 18 decks also
What my AC is higher than everybody's
I'm actually this way up there now, too. I can actually take shit
All right, you're chilling dude. I'm enjoying this coffee
Don't remember the work I've done six grand on a PC Wow when
because my streaming PC died so I figured fuck it all this movie gaming
my streaming
you know that is man business expenses you know
it's coming up on like my it was a splurge because it's coming up on the
end of the year so I was like all right clear up this poison cloud somehow
There's a hidden wall down here apparently.
There's a hidden room somewhere, brother.
It says it in that note.
I'm stealing all this stuff.
Right here.
Holy hidden room, baby.
I have an ice knight right now at level 1 spell, maybe I should go to that instead.
feels like the zombies in here gonna get woken up. Oh that's actually dope. Perception!
The tentacles are actually dope. Depends on how big the thing is. I'll take that. So does it matter
if I get poisoned if I have this healing thing anyways? I don't know. I'm not sure if it's,
what's up with it my character is pretty decent right now is there another
button over here I don't know like the other side of it so that was a hidden
room yeah so there's a poison cloud in here so well you can attack the zombie
on the left so that's interesting you you are Jared you and I can both prepare
Like switch our spells up if we want to get like protection from poison
How do we do something like that? Oh
Prepare that's right. I can't get in this stupid form, but I can come out of it again
Let me think how do I look at what's the is it K?
Thank you have protection from poison I'm not a hundred percent sure I got saved every time I went into it
should be like a to-toe
I can't even walk in here
I see it protection from poison spells not prepared touch a creature to neutralize all poison's effecting and grant protection against poison influences
I just ran through
You know what I'm gonna do real quick though?
Check this, check this
Watch this, watch this, watch this
You could throw some fire in it maybe it'll get you
Oh shit
Here's something I could do start a fight
That's my guy right there
In the poison
poison. Thanks buddy. Maybe we should back off. If we back off now they'll all follow us
back out of the poison though. So just back off. Yeah? Yes. Agreed. Uh zombies probably
can't be poisoned because they're zombies. It does matter if we can step out of the
poison and make them we will be in the place to fight them and out of the poison.
Wait, I get extra attacks too?
Oh wait, I actually need dope damage now.
I think I only got 15 health, da fuck!
I cracked both of them. Alright, I do be cracking like it.
I'll try to run out and see what happens.
Well, I get an extra attack on my first... I was wondering how that worked. I get an extra attack on my first turn.
Have you got antidote to toss, Spear?
It's probably not gonna hurt you so much, Spear. See, it'll wear off on its own.
Dude, I get so much more I can do now. This is way better.
There's quite a few zooms
Ooh there's a guy named greater zombie level 6
Well level are we, level 8 right?
Yeah, I could take them if I could
We already cracked some of these zooms
It looks like this far cloud is just in front of us and then
I was like, yeah I was in there, I kept getting poisoned dude
It goes all the way
There's a couple other great zooms actually
How do we ping again?
Oh, Jacob jumped over at home
Yeah, where Jacob is, there's no places
Yeah, just that area and it's more poison in front of it
Juggler strike the poison is just disappear. Wow. Oh, he wakes back up. Oh, it doesn't do damage
Dash it's really good for us dash
um i'll crack this
fuck it i guess i'm getting poisoned
there's a trap though what the fuck do i do about that
i should risk it
i think we can cover the vent up or something to stop the clouds
oh no i don't want to talk about it
wait hellish rebuke
Finger and dude, that's a finger in the butt right there look at the picture, bro
I'm sad about it. I'm sad about it. I already have the tennis
Okay, not my favorite turn. It's not my favorite turn. I guess I'm gonna get smack
He's gonna wake back up but he died at least once.
Come on bro!
Don't hit that greater zombie.
I'm gonna try to grab him.
Hey, uh, you mind if I
go ahead and I guess I can just I can just hit give it a whirl you want me to
like it's actually like something that's gonna take my turn if I don't say no I'll just I'll just hit you can just hit him I don't give a shit
I can kill that one, Gary.
Okay, do it.
Beautiful, I like to see it.
No, one's off.
I think it's not the, it's the one to my right to the like, more last back I uh, that one will get a time to for good.
What are you gonna get you?
What are you going to get?
Um, but, if I, if I have 85% chance to miss suck my nuts, suck my nuts, and you saved on it.
I can't take them over I only get one I guess at a time it's like a chart it's a long rest
I just got it, okay.
Oh, yo.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to.
Bonk.
There must be the old breaker.
You're an undead dude. You should be running undead stuff in Act 2 if you aren't ready.
Get him!
Yes sir, yes sir!
Take a free 7.
Holy shit, the 10 of them.
I should have saved my undead thing, chat, for the big boys.
I'll see someone else.
I know not what you're doing.
I learn, I learn. Come on, mistakes.
Holy!
I have a slip too.
Holy!
How do I teleport though?
It's not even there.
It's right side of your barn.
Oh yeah, check this shit out.
What?
That's not a teleport.
That was pretty cool.
Just figured the poison would get a little bit thicker up in the mesh.
Oh no, of course it's gonna be.
I
Can secondary the one
I hate that dude it uses both my skills when I just attack once
Nice brother. Oh, shit. Nice. That's good. That's right there. That's good. That's right there. I'm too dodgy. Um.
That was a lot of damage, but it didn't react at all. Let me show you some crazy shit. All right, so it's just
Get back up and then stop it
Damn right you goddamn right that's value right there massive value
Holy shit
Get out of the way
There's a lever over here
Don't worry about me
Was that a was that a half rest
Wait, are we
Yeah, we're just going to be poisoned.
I don't know where our lover doesn't do anything.
There's a door right here.
Locked door.
This is going to wait.
Try to open that.
It's the only place we can go in.
Ooh, what's that?
Corobasan's poison?
You guys see that?
I
Look I still got the homie with me to haha forgot he didn't die
My home my dudes with us. I should like that
He just follow me around. I'm just fucking master, but I'm fucking rich king. The goddamn rich king
I ever feeling this
Can you guys walk into this chest because I think my trap didn't seem to see it.
Oh, I didn't get a perception chest unless I got anywhere.
Yeah, we both fell.
It's like...
Stop.
Yeah, Jared.
Both of you guys come over here.
Walk to like...
I do it.
I fucking check.
There's no more poison in here.
And a boy.
Should I try to disarm it or you got it?
You got it.
I got it.
No, I just wanted to make sure I didn't open this without...
I didn't say it by the way.
Yeah, it's disarmed already.
I
Water the where it cannot be blinded not the water
The water cannot be black all right pull this lever
I make sounds happened I picked up
door so
had somebody pulled that lever already
anybody?
here i just pulled it, had somebody pulled it before me
which direction was it first? because i'm assuming
we can use this lever, we can use that other lever? i think that's not what it was initially
i think i'll just stand by the door process and maybe we lever that
to lever the other one
Okay yeah I can pull this lever now. Door open. Door on me.
Oh that is what happens, nice. I like it, I like it.
This is where Kevin goes close to all the enemies and then dies.
I'm a tank now, do you look at my fucking phone?
Okay
The problem is I could do
I
Your air Jordan
Yeah, I don't want to waste my message everybody need to the chat
There's also the things you can climb over there to go down, do you guys want to go down into that pit?
Oh shit, you guys, you guys are gonna hit me, you guys are gonna hit me.
The thing is, what are we gonna eat for?
Got a cloak.
Nice! What's it doing?
Dude, my zombie can't make it over here, bro.
Actually one of you guys
It's pretty much if you take melee damage you deal damage
Look I got light guys we can see
Thank you, I will go take my cloak. It's a gray one, but it's a cloak nonetheless
Yeah, it's cause that cloak
every day
scone is back back here
uh... on this premise
can all this
you are
i don't want to go to this first and then come back and go down there with this
all armor down here is the only thing i see it looks like
it's all included charges truncated
the effort
it's like that
well i'm gonna step down here and something to happen there's no way
This is such a baby. This is such a trap. I'm coming back in. I'm coming back
It was a trap
Okay, this pot don't don't do too many turns here
Come on my way my free
Jacob might be dead here soon
I'm gonna..I'm gonna..I'm gonna..st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st..
Ow.
Don't beat my ass!
Maybe you should have had a sword.
Haha, if you're the one to break this dammit.
Oh, I just got yanked.
What the hell?
I don't know.
Oh fuck.
Alright Jay,
Well, I mean, if there's anyone to get beat up it'll still be okay. It's you for now.
Slashing resistance, by the way.
a mess. You know we made it out of Act 1, huh? Oh shit, we actually just recently got
out of Act 1. It's a good miss right there. Question is, I guess I'll just try to kill
this hallowed guy right okay yeah I'll go for a little guys then yes sir did
I thought it was my hunter's mark is a concentration so...
Sure HPJ. It's a concentrated spell but I'm gonna go for it anyways.
See if it'll help you out. I can't move from this spot so I'm gonna die here.
Try to kill that dude that I started on, I would say.
Oh, yeah, I can make a bunch of them.
Have a deep.
Let me hide a bit closer.
Wiping 10 minutes, you checking it out? Rumors of C4 nerf?
I've been in kind of a Counter-Shrike phase, if that was to be man.
I might just double down on Counter-Shrike. We'll see that.
This isn't gonna hit very hard, we'll see.
I got a time limit on counter strike before I get too old.
Arc always be good at arcs, that's just easy, kind of a very basic skill level required.
It's more like positioning and teamwork.
You have to be resistant as fuck to slashing.
Don't you?
I think we confirmed that earlier and they got slashed with us.
Oh, they're beating your ass!
Oh, Jacob is always getting his ass beat.
Problem is, Jay, I want to heal you, but these guys are going to attack at a return.
I can go for getting attacked by the sheep, though, it's not a big deal.
Yeah, I don't actually have an attack for that, actually.
I'm just gonna go basic here. Silence in the very least.
T-hop, what's going on dude? Number one looking... Number one most wanted to be
dead player and arc raiders people are so pissed at that post it's hilarious
it's absolutely there's something had like a weakness ever
nothing has weaknesses we've only got resistances I'm not fucking got brain
damage in that shit and that's it's like oh my god it's actually neat
to something like yeah it's like the only time it's ever weak to something
It's like a literal mechanic. You have an extra attack on the far right, bro. Yeah
Where Timmy's definitely come on this guy
She mean
Talking about this guy
The hammer icon oh shit
Oh look at that. Where the fuck did that come from? What did I get this? Oh this is the greater weapon one.
Oh shit. That's cool stuff. That's what I... okay that's from my last feet thing. I was wondering what the fuck that was doing.
I thought like maybe I just...
You can go down. You've got a level band from a break.
Sweet. Thank you guys.
So this has always been kill kill kill for me. I mean bro you people get to play how they want to an arc
That's kind of the that's kind of what people like about the game
Right if you want a team you can team if you want to kill you can kill it could be worse than what you're doing
Bro, you can just pretend to be motherfuckers teammates and then kill them. You know shit that happens myth does that
I
Know what your carer bears and all these games you know it goes see it easier to do the same shit bro people
Get mad at me for killing
He's gonna kill that thing
Mr. Sheep, Mr. Sheep, you shall die today!
YAAAHHH!
Okay, well, you know, fuck me, fuck me.
Oh, he turned into a shadow. What the fuck?
A shadow!
Now he spawned a shadow, didn't he?
I'll touch you, you bitch!
No, no, no, no, help Jane!
Yeah, I know. I hate that.
86% chance.
86, yeah, we got a option.
Welcome to the hike.
I had like a 40% chance to hit this mvga.
Oh, he's got 21 AC, I think that's the main reason.
10 more minutes till the wipe.
Finish off the hull armor or...
Yeah, yeah, problem.
Yeah, we're all good HP.
Just finish off the armor.
I don't know what it is.
It's not pretty.
It's a fucking point to lift.
Maybe if I hide them I might have another chance.
Maybe for some chance?
Oh well.
I would hope you can hit that.
I turned into a salamander.
I just got one and turned into a salamander.
I don't know if that's it.
I'm cursing.
I'll kill it.
That was a big bonk.
Yes sir, yes sir.
The bonkinator.
If I crit or get a kill I get an extra attack and chat was helping me figure out where that was. It's like a weird spot.
on the right side yeah it's a resistance to necrotic damage protective plate
have your armor
good fight though good fight though a little ex-pizzle I jumped in the acid
for no fucking reason nice nice my favorite okay we're gonna check out that
little area now that we found up here right the next area is outside
we're done with this little spot though this little spot kind of stuff I'm
saving
Now we ended up dying on our for honor on order
Simple is the old goat of Counter Shack the current goat of Counter Shack. I think is
What's his face on Vitality?
I recently saw what someone thinks about Donk versus Zywoo and who the best is and he thinks
like understanding the game and his role.
Zywoo and like his like what he's won but he thinks that Donk brings like a different
like level of like like like
like he says it's easier to play a you know to be a successful opera so that's
I would but to be an entry-fragging
rifler as successful as Donk is uh very very valuable he considers that
value to be a trade yeah we all know
all right I'll go tank tank tank bar tank
Oh, fuck.
Hold up, I got this, I got this.
Oh, fuck.
He's putting black tentacles on those motherfuckers?
Look at all these dudes in the top right of us, though, brother.
That's insane.
Where's my fucking undead little bitch?
We left him.
Oh, no, he's here.
He's with me.
of the
dog is not overrated, but, um, you know, Zyde has obviously got, uh, the dubs.
No.
You know, I don't even know how we're beginning attacking these guys.
Should I try to ensnare shop this guy?
You just gotta get some damage, dude, that guy is massive.
Actually, bro, these dudes that are 120, I could try to, uh...
I could try to take one of those guys over.
Oh, wait, I can't go along that step.
They're not... They're not that dead, anyway.
He's ensnared. That guy can't move.
Oh, wait, curse to achieve. Actually, maybe they're not?
Are they? Yeah, try to curse them to...
It's alright, I still have a long rest I require, anyways.
They're on good zombies.
Yeah, he needs long rest.
I did a close is stuck the week to lightning and cold
I don't even know if I want to walk up on these guys right now
I think we put down the guys that are closest and then hopefully we can I mean my 10
Who's are left of this walk up and I'll murder me to death
I mean I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it
Level two smite big homie keeping it simple
Give me a crit here. Give me a crit. No, sir. No, sir
Albert jump on him
Jerry you attacking right now. Don't go yet. Don't go yet. I'm gonna give you this. Let me give you that first
Okay, I gave it to myself. I'm sorry. I
Don't know how I didn't give it to you. I swear I clicked on you
How did I get in there?
I should probably open up at least in a front, people.
I'm about to get massacred by all these little dudes.
I'm about to get fucking massacred, dude.
Let's see if my fucking tentacles do anything.
They were taking damage.
Okay, good little dashes. I like dashes. I like dashes.
dashes
so here's where i get fucked oh no here we go here we go
okay good start
okay i'm okay with being insane bring it bitches
oh yeah he's gonna go shit bro this is my guy right here
BAH GET HIM
oh you're fucking so it only doesn't even make it they enter it
so bitch bring it motherfuckers
it also says they can't move
So, if they're smothered, which I'm not sure you guys smothered, I don't know, I don't know.
There's multiple things on it, just hold your...
I'm gonna pop this, I'm gonna pop the one that's on fire here.
That was crazy!
That was crazy damage!
blinded and then like uh...
uh, yeah, pop the shot.
Shot in sunlight!
Technically, with my scale probably.
I think I feel like it looks like they are.
No, that's my light.
That's the light I cast on myself.
No, no, no.
This area right here in front of me is like super well lit up.
Yeah, that's my light, that's what I'm saying.
Because I scooted closer.
That's really nice.
really good damage from coming out there. Alright, bitch-ass motherfucker, time for you to die.
You're lucky I'm a snare. Can I jump? Can I jump? Can't jump. Can't jump. Can't jump.
Okay, well what I will do is...
Hold on. Hold the phone.
I did not mean to do that. Okay. I'm coated in oil. I think that's
Everybody fireball Jared will explode all of them
Okay, I mean it's a little bit of damage. Well that fucking sucks a little bit angle lie
You're a big part of this right now
So what are they what are they trying to do and snare some maybe hit us from a distance with their spears?
Maybe is the idea with this mob
Their arrows
There we go. I'm gonna get you don't want to get that close to me. I'm about to beat your asses. You're about to all get fucked up
Think I can cleave these guys next to me go to the ones that are not know me kill the ones that are not
I
Damn we're mopping right now
You yeah, you're fucking them up this funnel shit that laser beam you did this nutty
This is you guys after me item or whatever say what how did you do that is that you're from your item or whatever or your
Oh, that's the maze
Heard heard that. Oh, it's off of me. I can go fuck this dude up. So go fuck this year. So go for this little guy's bottom
Okay
If I crit him
So bitch
I don't have to move it to catch this homie
I do have a bow shot from there, Bowen.
My weapon's not terrible, to be honest with you, for a bow from me.
Okay, that thing you did on them on the left is actually pretty sick too.
Yeah, you're all over this fucking map with your shit.
I might just bow this guy twice instead of moving down there.
Oh wait.
The respect
Yeah, respect right before we
We're all waiting to use our new specs area. Yeah, but I got this double attack
I can affect the enemies at once and then on top of that I get a bonus attack
so dark rain grab just in case I guess okay I'm black tentacle you son of a
bitch who did that can't move tentacles
dude is this all supplies what are these snark fish playing cell
I
Can you speak to the dead
There's two chiefs
There is some way to interact with you
Starfish
It's like shitty, like...
Yeah, it's not, yeah, yeah.
It's a nightclothes.
Nightclothes.
Or pants a bicycle, at least.
We do like a lot of...
Long fishing.
Catch the corpse from in silent.
Is that it? Is that this whole area?
Nah, they don't talk.
There's somebody interact with me before we kill them, but I don't know if we can speak with animals maybe
Maybe they should do a half rest or a long rest here. I don't know what you guys are doing. Probably long rest to get
abilities there she's got enough stuff to keep doing over we had a shitload of
supplies we probably got like 10 15 on the rest of right now we haven't
accomplished too much from where we were going on this one just yeah I guess we
kind of ran into a dead end at least yeah I think this is a dead end you
see anywhere to go jump up here would you like some yumping abilities I mean
Yeah, I try to get rid of this.
I don't know if the angle is right though.
My zombie right there.
Jacob found the spot.
So you jump from over here to up there?
it's that one dude yeah brother you can just climb there's a climb spot over
here I'm an idiot
was it the horn dude that betrayed the dudes let's think about maybe saving and
long resting first or do you want to just wing it okay yeah do you think
Kevin
I know for sure we don't fight him, but I don't know what he was thinking
Give me a Raphael
Our hero thought but a treasure ahead
Did not consider the peace of the dead
From the dark she went creaking
And awoke what was sleeping
A new grave they dug
Which she herself fed
I've grown quite fond of you you know in my way I thought it only fair to warn you about
the dangers ahead.
Oh, we both know there seem to be a revealed it would be pointless of me to try to buy
you from entering but I can set the scene as it were. Prepare you for your role.
Who's Ketherick?
The guy we're trying to kill?
That the betrayer? Oh no that's the guy who stole a check, remember? The guy who's like God
It works for that guy it's well, they're still
Mired in the language of the long-tired scenes if you however through the dark
Go down and when they kill the cleric chick is sleeping chances are many more
Graves than yours as boss will soon be fed
It's the big bad of this offering.
It's one of the three guys we learned about.
Easy dub, easy dub.
I mean, I got plus five on Karina.
I already have...
I have an 11 roll already in me.
Very well.
There is a creature that lurks in silence and shadow.
A creature who, like me, is very much of the infernal persuasion.
Should it make its way out through the very doors you are about to brazenly swing open
You have unleashed a pestilence upon this realm. We'll kill it in truth
It is
So if you meet the day we have a dk he uses pestilence all the time, bro. Consider no obvious of action
Yeah, you're only dumb enough to have a small bonus on this.
Look at you and your small bonus.
Shoulda parked on this.
They need it.
We don't need those.
This creature and I go back a long way.
I admit it would be in my best interest as well.
We should it remain trapped in the dark.
Or this place its head perhaps
I'll show you.
Aren't relations reacquaintance.
Let's leave it at that.
Here's a devil.
Give me a deal.
Listen here, pepsqueak.
Do not underestimate this opponent.
At best you will have the blank of an eye to strike.
Strike first, strike true.
defy the odds for they are distinctly in its favor. That much I owe the bastard to concede.
After all, if there is one rule I hold dear, it's that one must always give the devil his
due.
I'm eating some curly-crashed chow. Sorry. Okay, so where do these mausoleum in the mausoleum?
Is it a long rest in going to mausoleum? I guess. Oh, great problem. Okay, hold on.
Black only under. Seed ring died. Anybody want to be green?
Maybe. Kind of looks like what I already have on though. Seed ring. Look at that.
that we want to scroll of stone skin dear that might be good for you
scroll of stone skin you take a lot less damage
okay where does that guy tell us to fucking go?
this mausoleum over here I think right or a portal long rest and then figure out
where I think we go in this fucking mausoleum okay we also got over here we
got three ways to go it looks like there's someone in here talking oh did
somebody activate the sigil over there for the fast travel I don't think I'm
I don't know if you should have seen it.
Yeah.
It's good.
There's something in there talking.
Long rest and then Mazelium?
That's the house of healing.
That's the place where all the...
Oh, that's where...
That's the house of healing over there?
The portal?
Is that?
Yeah, okay.
It is the house of healing here.
Fuck that place.
Long rest first?
Yeah.
You all agree on that?
Yeah.
I'm done.
Long rest.
Mazelium time.
What are you talking to there?
What?
Did it go a bit?
Did it rock it?
Something the matter.
Rings a bell?
Why?
Can I touch the shadow hunt real quick?
Oh hells.
I got approval.
You didn't pick that by hand did you?
They're deadly poisonous.
Joking.
They're safe.
Oh she's hilarious.
And beautiful.
Thank you.
What a fine joke.
I'm so funny.
I don't have anything to give you in return, I'm afraid.
We'll see.
Give me a while to put my imagination to work.
Difficult to say.
Catholic's born?
A fellow servant of the Nightseener would surely be an ally to me under most circumstances.
But something doesn't add up.
I'll need to see where his allegiance is truly now.
I got I got that I got an achievement for you talking. We're trying to do crazy shit and
and Jim Mac trying to get away it's shadow Bay it's called an adventure
you're not trying to get laid on where under where we do it
trying to get laid by the devil chick where's she at
Hey, soldier.
Yeah.
You really did it, huh?
Not worried about adding more li-
If you got a little boost from the tadpole, who am I to begrudge you?
In fact...
Got any, you know...
I think I would.
Bit surprising, but I'm starting to- I'll hold you to-
Now, what are we done here?
we're he doesn't like you bow she said are we done here
I gotta get her a new heart first you know I mean like the lion and picking
same
These stitches...
What do you think of the movie?
Where's your fucking awesome duke-fish?
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say Toto and her mom.
I don't really remember what this is.
It's a mausoleum, nerd.
Yeah, a mausoleum.
No way.
I trust this title.
Damn.
Sonny.
Crazy pepper thorn.
Mindfuckers.
one
Here lies melodious
Beloved wife and mother
Brave of his mom
I
Religion fail chat
I knew I should have been a Scientologist, bro
Miracle
That name is very familiar.
We're refined with lies beyond mausoleum once the one that's walking its own footsteps deep by defaults, but they're trying to do to him to me
Constantly down
That's curious
I'll dirt shovel man
I require the
I got you a cape over here, grab it.
I got a cape.
This one's good for you.
Uh, Merkel is who-
You have it on your head.
Just put it on your head.
Okay.
Merkel is who-
It's like his god, or something like that.
I'll put the cape on you.
The god that he praises, or some shit.
Holy scrolls!
Go ahead.
Yeah.
I guess either of those capes are good for both of you I'm not sure if it'll count when I'm in there for
not a wonder it should it's you just get oh yeah because your gear doesn't really count on
here sort of yeah I feel like my my gloves that give me like damage on my Malae's aren't doing
anything either just don't think my shit matters when I'm shit shifted unfortunately it feels like
my character could just be fucking naked bro
so maybe give uh tim the cape that you had on jared and you take the
hit point cape let's find out first
wait okay hold science at first
kathryk thorn dishonored the very bones of his ancestors to make this totem to
video about it and everything and put it in his post goodbye twitch forever and I
guess the first this offense he did was he tried to watch a movie and the second
offense was he tried to watch the Jake Paul versus Anthony Joshua fight and he
says back to twitch because I guess he got banned
Oh fuck.
Well, too late. Better roll high.
Yeah, you disarmed it after.
I'm a god disarm her, okay, I should.
Disarm her, man.
Don't push this button, see what happens real quick.
Okay.
Picture the moon rice towers.
Does that mean you can teleport there?
I don't think you can ban that easy on a kick.
I see way worse.
Yeah, it's not a good thing.
DMCA is very serious.
Twitch treats DMCA like worse
worse than anything else I must. So I imagine that you'd be under some pressure even if I
kick about that type of shit. Because they will hit a kick, and that kick hits up the
worst of them doing it. It's serious business. That's a phone call from Twitch and I would
never get a phone call. I think it's just all the plates that we stepped on the plates that the heads will go off.
I'm just kidding. I mean, I'm rolling like...
I'm perceiving all of them, which is kind of...
Did you get an XB for you for me to do this?
Bullshit.
And DM says no joke though. So you might be getting a van for that shit still, but I'm sure that
They got some sort of strike system. It's gonna be like an order on Twitch. That's a big deal
It's like three strikes and you're out on Twitch. Maybe even just two now is
And it's like they'll ban you for like six months plus
I hope you don't take it seriously.
Round these parts, where they just light them all up, yeah.
That's hilarious.
That sounds epic.
Where will they traverse them?
There we go.
That's what you're gonna do.
I'll stop standing on this place.
Down on the thing first.
Down on the thing, everyone.
I
Saw some of the ladies down the thing first and the thing everyone can't Kevin do the honor
I'm stepping out of the play with you right now, aren't I just want to saw my dude doing that
That's Jacob actually
You know it's me
Everybody's on the plate
Much bigger than you are
Okay, let's stand there stand there. Let me find let me look how much larger I am than you bro
She's you're like a gnome. I'm a half
Oh shit this bitch is about to come to life and beat ass
It's on the plate dude what's on the plate dude
Oh shit, we're locked in we're locked in forever
That is dead again.
Listen, wait, there's little holes on the ground here.
Oh, I like that. Let me step on this one.
Right here. See these?
There's a base right here to put on the walls.
Like that, I like that. I'm gonna move it.
I'm just gonna walk out this bitch.
Lay it up.
There's a... there's a big marble plate here.
Boom.
We can feel the session.
Clearly you're not strong enough to get through this like me Kevin.
Why don't we try sneaking up to it?
We're getting close to it
Who just went into what
So what the fuck do we fight we just laid on to your feet exit even though
Step carefully there's a plate and event
I
Haven't you're using a light we're supposed to be using darkness. What are you doing? Oh, dude, there's darkness like right above her
I'm coming I am working guys. I'm working a stone door here
Oh shit
Okay, I see what happened with the lever you
to lower the light so we can turn him off. Yeah. Oh, we want to let it be darkness.
Right? So we have to find more lovers. We must find more lovers. Oh, yeah, I think
we're good now. There's a vent over here, Kevin. Uh, Mr. Jimmy.
What the fuck just hit me
Okay, we're getting hit by something over here over and over again
Fucking sucks massive wean fix it fix it
It hurt though
Oh, it fucking sucks a lot.
Oh, I rolled a natty one.
Hell yeah, I did.
Alright, 5% chance.
Oh, you disarmed the thing?
Alright.
Does that make sense?
No?
Oh yeah, the ring?
No, the ring's back now.
Okay.
Turn that stuff around a little.
Trap back here, Mr. Timmy.
Is it a bent?
Yes sir.
I think here it's able to be uh...
pretty stable.
That should be it.
Oh, this one?
No, that's too out of it.
There's this one here.
There's another one.
Yeah, by the way, we're staying on the ground too.
A bluesy?
Good plan.
Good being done.
What's up, we did something.
That must be a blade.
Kevin, are you...
Can you walk the fuck away? Mr. I glow like the motherfucking son
Step through those yeah, yeah step through that side, so okay, we can see what's what's hitting us now
You have to just go through
That's not fair. That's not even directional
But you want to go do the other door first that Tim's up
This just opened
That looks a bit more official
Yeah, my door looks crazy. There's a big dude at the end with a sword or a big a big bitch like the same one
That we had in this room, but it's a giant version
Maybe go your door first then
There's a pretty it looks like this is just
Beauty is equal and wealth unseen
Okay, basically that's it in here. You can jump across these mushrooms. I'm pretty sure up here
There's a chest and stuff.
Did you guys trigger something?
Because the room is full of void shitting.
What? Really?
No? No, we didn't.
Maybe that was my dealer room?
There's a sarcophagus behind us. We hit that.
What is the chest in the middle of this room and another door?
Yeah, the question is, do we go through this mushroom area?
How do we get Kite over here and stuff over there?
how's he stuck I don't see him it's like a void room or something yeah the void
and you have to come back you can't go through like it
what you thinking Jay let's come back in just trying to come to you
I'm just constantly trying to get up there and that's a piece of crap.
Get it!
I found somebody.
Oh.
I sure did.
So big boy.
Oh, same guy.
I don't know.
A cloak or...
Oh, it's a poop.
They're aberrations.
Shhh.
Protection from the enemy.
Oh boy.
They're aberrations?
I haven't heard of one.
They're spawning one each, I believe.
Okay, I'm done.
In fact, if I'm going to need a little help against these guys too.
So do we just need to kill the main one?
Can we even bother killing the lay-in the other ones?
I don't know.
Yes.
Just moaned all over me.
I didn't let them get the gas on me, though, probably.
I did get surprised. How do I get surprised when I seek attacking these fuckers?
save bitch I don't I'm not susceptible to the moon right
it mr. Timmy mr. Timmy that's a problem for you boss I'm frightened and I'm
gaping I'm not susceptible to the moon and you get hit should I fucking
Should I smack this guy with a divine?
Should I get crazy? Fuck it.
I just want that. I just want to use our shit on this side, I believe.
We're going back too much here, we don't know how crazy they're going to be.
Unless you hit fucking Kevin hard as shit or hit fucking Kevin hard as fuck.
Yeah, maybe you want to kill the guy that's next to the 36 unless we want to just make
kill the main guy instead, huh?
I'm so hurt.
I'm going to help you out as soon as I can, so I'm going to have to turn before you
come for me.
One of these fans.
I can't have this advantage.
Someone next to you gets it.
I can't reach that, oh god, I'm in the red spot.
Okay, critical miss is a little bit rough, not gonna lie.
Come on, have a look.
I'm gonna have a hell of a disadvantage over here.
I don't know what it goes through.
Let's see if I can shoot you.
if you tried to run I hit him right no that was right next to me
that was really close
oh yeah
Timmy Timmy Timmy
you only try to beat this I don't even think I try to beat this dude's ass here
here's what I think
I think I use this guy on you
I took the gaping ones off. That was big, baby.
And then I got a concentration ability here.
I might use a level... I'm not going to use a level 2 on you, but...
You have an attack soon? No, right? No, I'm going to give you defense here.
Oh, that's a good thought. Let me look over here.
Protecting all I guess the attacks of power aberrations, celestials, elementals, fey, fiends, and undead.
Are these aberrations? Okay, I'll consider that on the next one.
But for now, he's got a shield of fey.
Holy Liga, we're gonna have to dump damage into that thing.
And that's only one of them, isn't there two of those dudes? The two main guys?
There's just be one main guy. Okay, so are we gonna try to kill all the little guys first here probably?
Saves you nobody can moan me
Nobody I'm immune to the moon
Clarity I
Can't even hit the far away one. I gotta hit the two next to me
Just kill what you can
It's my passive.
Oh, it's like...
Where are my passives on the left side?
They're on the left side.
What are you talking about?
I don't know why I hit that fucking button.
I hit C. I don't know why I hit fucking C.
This one's only got 12 HP left.
I'm an idiot. I...
He already made this turn.
Yeah.
Wait.
I can try?
I'm immune to the moon sir lucky bitch
I have to just kill this bitch. I'm gonna try
coin flip up to coin flip.
Yeah, if you're not fighting, do that.
Ooh, yeah.
Now, we only got a 20% chance to hit this.
I mean, I have to go for it as well.
Why do I only get 20% against this bitch?
There's something on me
Darkness apparently
There's a kev
You wouldn't hit the big boy right jay. I see that
That's good, that's good
Okay, 28 feeling passive on Jared. Yes, I do
Yeah
I plan to I said I said that I was just gonna try playing with that this one
I'm not going to be able to do much to this guy I don't think.
I still have a 20% chance at this guy.
Maybe I go do something like this, I get more of an attack on this guy and I could divine
some.
I need to
Finally use a couple spells there nothing crazy
We still have that door to check out at the bottom after this chesticle
I'm gonna save us after you loop that saving
I wonder if this door takes us to where we are now.
Checking out the upper area.
Dragon egg mushroom.
This is locked I think.
It won't be for very long.
You can climb up this rock over.
Oh, this is where we came in right?
I think so.
Oh my god, look at the line up and see what's in there.
I really don't like to get extra stuff for a long rest.
There's a bunch of mushrooms, dude.
I don't know if the mushrooms do that probably.
I don't need that.
Spoon, serving, serving.
I just take all out there worth a piece and I'll sell it.
Let's see.
Alright.
Let's see.
Mushroom.
Soup.
Got a lever over here.
What do I say here?
Did you guys hit this lever yet or not?
not yet, go ahead
yeah, there's mice in here, someone explain animals, because I'm a fucking animal myself right
yeah, I can't
I have it
it's free if you want to use it
yeah, it's a ritual outcome
I'm worthy. I'm worthy to walk among friendly bones. Leave!
Talking with you.
I can attack them.
You should have. You paid up.
I'm worthy one. These holes are not for you.
You rat bitch. They're not for you either.
Try it.
Not more guts than you'd expect. A lot more.
A lot more guts. Let's fuck them up.
Fuck it. Attack.
Oh, you guys never heard of them.
These guys are little. They're 1 HP.
Beat ass! Get them!
I'm on my way. That's all I got.
Oh fuck.
Get past me.
Son of a bitch is there.
They went under the plaque.
They didn't have a lot more guts. That's bullshit.
Yeah, little guts.
Oh shit, I hit an altar.
Religion, pray at the altar? Yeah, sure.
Religion!
14, that's your bonus. You're failing the secondary to see the future.
Come on, whoa.
There's only a 5% chance of getting that.
Uh, roll again.
predicting an 11
A pleasurable shiver runs down your spine
You feel as if you've unburdened a troubling thought and forgotten it forever
Oh, you gotta take a shiver
off? What'd that do? You forgot bad memories in life, did you? You're f***ing... you're
reborn. I'm resistant to necrotic damage until we lost us.
Just to be honest, I'm dead. It's on the surface.
What?
I think we can get him off.
Runs Jares out here. It almost seems like it wants your attention.
What? Me? Study the rat. Try to figure out what it wants. What car? I can do
Let me just roll a 21 with you can't even hold on Adam bonus
Adwardic. All right. I have to roll. I have a 5% chance. Oh, no, it's a 1 through 8
Here we go, here we go. Give me a fork. Give me a fork. No
Kevin what the fuck is wrong with you?
I rolled good you rolled shit on yours
Here we go. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Yeah
It wants you to stop killing its fellow rats. Understandably enough.
I'll squish him.
The rats eyes gleam with uncanny intelligence. It seems to grasp your gesture and accept it.
Give us a...show us where to go.
I feel bad we started killing rats now, Kevin you fuck.
I'm not with you.
Wait, can you pray at the altar too?
Yeah, I can.
Oh, get it.
Should I?
Yeah.
Can I get the rest in jail and come to you next month?
Easy.
Hold on, I'm done.
We cannot use that right now.
The pressure of all shiver runs down.
We cannot use that right now.
Did we pull this lever?
Maybe not.
No more.
Let me pray again.
It's only for the chosen ones.
Yeah, well I'm an animal so I can't
I pulled that lever already but I mean we can just pull it again and fuck it
Hold on, I'm crouching here
Yeah, crouch crouch crouch
Look at the enemies, look at the enemies
There's something going on up here
Jacob sees the route right now bro
I can hit him with the uh
anyway is it one of these guys on dad hold on
I didn't click them
What? I didn't do nothing.
Another presence lurks within. Manipulating the corpse like a puppet.
Holy shit!
A friend. An uninvited friend. I do not request help.
Don't join me and find out. I want to look at you with my own eyes.
is that me controls on dead
okay looks like that dude is no joke
This guy's a badass!
Oh, what?
He's probably cool.
He's probably just...
Maybe he's not cool.
Is he just one guy?
No, it's the other guys.
Oh, no.
No, those are our homies right now.
Are they bad guys?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The yellow guys are ours.
Or our boys, I mean.
Okay, yeah, you're gonna be right.
We might have to kill the shadows as quick as we can I'll try to take the one that's west of near man
Kevin almost killed one already or two of them already
I killed a fucking shadow thing.
They're gonna pop out a big motherfucker or something weird.
Bro, what kind of fight is this?
like this isn't even all the yellow you just stood still killed I killed the one
dude that was out because you got this one one head probably
yeah easy
I guess this bike could get back if we left those alone 128 beers chunky suit
close up brother nice to be in here for a million years brother appreciate
you dude thank you thank you look upon your fatal something come on you big
fucking wussies let me show you what this is all about yeah yeah
another one. Wait, we commenced a new battle? Okay. Four more. We're strong, bro. We are
I feel like I'm sure I can try. I feel like.
I feel like it's not like something really wrong here.
I didn't really feel like it was right.
There's nothing else we can really lose.
I think they get one turn and I roll one shot.
Ooh, that fuck.
This is our boy, right?
This has to be our dude.
That's gotta be his fucking ring.
That boy right there, no.
One day I'll catch a break.
You wanna talk to him, Cap?
Not the one with the marrow.
I think you wanna talk to Paul.
Don't accidentally click and steal shit.
This guy's crazy.
Ah, the intern, Nopala.
And in one piece as well.
Not just any true soul
would have succeeded in following my path
to this place.
You should be pleased.
I would doubt this on her own.
Do you truly expect your bettors to sully their hands to aid you in getting your son to so?
Such a poor grasp of hierarchy.
But never mind.
your potential may have weighed your ignorance, and Balthazar, chief advisor to General Thorne,
and entrusted with a mission of utmost importance. Do you know what is at stake here?
Yes, any? Hell yeah. We want to try Divinity after this as well.
This is easy. Easy though. Easy though.
Ooh. A 20 and a 1. That's crazy.
And that 20 and a that one?
Ah, you're talking to him? Just telling him to get his shishon.
Uh, we'll find out if we can do some bullshit here. Nah, it's all good.
Not but a pile of bones.
Impressive tomb.
But enough idle chatter. Keep to the matter at hand.
You do know what's at stake here.
You have no idea.
I do not power.
I plan. I command. I create.
General Form trusts me, he knows I will deliver, he knows I will stand by him long after all others willed and fall.
You and all the rest have only one body with which to serve. I have as many as I care to make it.
Why'd you choose a fat guy with a scar on his face?
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe. What is his option, I guess?
general form to you. But yes, recovering the relic is the crux of it. He commands and I,
his humble servant, fulfill that command. While you, an infinitely more humble servant,
fulfill my command. I will put you to work as a scout. This necromancer has Kethric's trust.
Helping him could be just what you need to gain access to the man himself.
Easy dog. Easy dog. Easy dog.
Five. Easy dog.
Yeesh!
I think I can do it all by myself.
Kelling you will not make the task any less perilous.
Just obey and use your ignorance as a shield.
You should be indebted that.
I don't want to kill you there, have you?
I do not need you or your help.
But you are here in spite of that, so I may as well make use of you.
The relic is close, but the way is barred and Shah's dead are uncooperative.
clear the path for me by blade cunning or whatever it takes I will remain here
until you have succeeded
What does this guy think we are, we're uh, formidable?
Yeah, loot roll.
I guess I...
I will assign Flesh to aid you on your way.
You're going to be finished.
And he will come.
Come.
My brother is no intellectual powerhouse,
but he is strong, loyal, and punctual.
Should have fight turned against you.
Remember the bell.
Flesh will remain here until call.
But don't fear.
He has very sharp hearing.
I chose his ears, myself.
Now, get to work.
We're killing this guy later, right?
And once we kill Blurg.
So what does this guy want us to do?
Clear the path.
Why am I?
What fucking path?
Are we over in the Alt door?
Oh, I got a lapse of my intellect, I don't know.
I'm cursed, I don't know.
Is there a path behind them?
There's a door.
This guy's got a crazy bed.
So, all the way east?
Looks like somewhere to go and then I go over to the north deep north.
Ah, excuse me.
That's a tall hill over there.
It's not red.
Let me open that.
There's a wall to the door.
Wow.
My agility is shit, I know.
I did not know what I was doing, but I don't know what I was doing.
Okay, we lost that ring.
I think we just got our 8-0 needed.
We need to get back that.
They have to be in the light, I guess.
I guess that works.
Now, past with that trace, do you think that's better?
Like, maybe it's all invisible?
It gives you advantage, I'd say if you check, you still check.
Cursed to put my hands on everything.
Much more likely to succeed, you still check.
He is quiet. Move with Pear.
Oh, I just think that if you take the lead, you're going to soak him out, you know?
Yeah.
Or I can turn down.
to the north of the east brings us to the big lady with the sword the big
version of the chick that was knocking us back. That's the north. Yeah. That's north. Is there
a potion that can kill the horses? That does what? It's for the Texas. There's a doorway.
There's a stealth ward, yeah. Play close to attention. Seek the means to access the
row and search the library. I can't do not fail. So listen. Yeah, there you are.
I just picked up something a note that says seek the means to access the relic search to the library do not deviate do not fail return promptly
I picked it up off of this cool scout
Is this a library over here? It's a soft step challenge so I don't know what you're like crouching the whole time?
I do not have it shared might as a paladin, but I really don't know
Move all I got a scroll remove curse
Go on here to me
This is a trial of soft step
I'm really fucking curled up in there for a minute should we just skip that we gotta do each of these trials
this is soft stuff in here most voltage treasure alright Tim this is your job Tim to go in that
trial. There is a lever behind you. Yeah, I think that's how you start your trial.
Not where you click the thing in the center, I forget.
The bowl contains an ancient rust-colored blood stain. It forms a neat disc as it spilled calmly
and willingly
you don't cut your whole list off
I don't have shit dude maybe just like take a little whoa whoa door shut
door stuck
so should we move to the next one while he does that
no let's watch it yeah sure dude we'll just do it like saw let's all go yeah right do it like so
See each trial. Oh, there's rats
What's this
Self-same a trial the self-same trial. What is that?
Alright, let's go for holy shit that area
I should have the stains of an ancient block off right now
Alright, you should spill some of my blood up in here
Cut your entire wrist off
Yeah, let's give it like that one saw one where you have to put as much flesh in as like a weight, you know what I mean?
Bitch cuts her whole arm off
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
I got fucking pop-ups in my face
I don't think Tim Mack is stepping softly over there guys
I don't know how I
Looks like
Okay
Maybe we're supposed to this is gonna be just like so we were all supposed to do each one together
Oh, it's my chick up here, dude. It's me. I have to fight me
Me was trying to ambush me. Oh, I think it copies everybody that goes in so it would have been all of us if we went in there with you
She's
You wanna see when I'm gonna give you a package on the side?
Jimmy, I look at you and you're laying on the ground.
Are you okay?
There's fucking grease in here, man!
Grease light?
Okay, I guess I'll go down to the next door then.
I am gonna wait.
I'm gonna wait.
I'm watching you guys from afar.
Remember I got that eyeball that special eyeball I've been watching?
Kevin's currently fighting himself.
How do I get rid of this fucking grease?
I gotta walk over this grease and it keeps knocking me over.
Set him on fire?
Then turn to the ticket, put it out with water.
The base of this trial, obviously this one.
Oh shit, she used the tentacles on you, brother.
Yeah, that's kind of fucked.
your new brother working against you who say failed I wouldn't move though if
you can avoid it 25% chance to hit right now though
maybe put the shit on her too yeah copy him
take it too bitch I've done it I made it break his concentration 20% all right
You made it let's go
Okay, Kevin one is
Back at the start I think
the stains of an ancient blood-offering my arm doesn't reach no
this way
the blood doesn't register too small
i mean i too small, not too small, i'm short
You didn't get the orb apparently you got to grab an orb I think Keva
That's what Tim acted Tim I could you to grab it?
Yeah, I think I grab it make your way out come back to us then mr. Timmy mr. Timmy
I don't think you grab the orbit and I just touched it and teleported me back
You grab the orb and then you teleport back unless you fucked up and you failed.
Chad says you're gonna have to fight yourself again now.
Really? I know. I don't have that up.
Oh shit, I've only got one more chance.
Okay, I need to understand what I'm doing.
Yeah, I got it. Okay.
My body's turning to the other side of the door.
Okay. See, you don't know what you're doing yet, Chad.
Uh, I have taken two out of three tries to figure it out.
But, ooh, shit, look what I just got.
Either way, man, it is what it is.
Just do your best.
What are you doing in here?
I don't know.
This is the faith week trial, and I'm trying to.
Faith week?
Do you need to jump?
Do you need some jump ability?
No, jumping isn't an issue, but jumping
to the correct place as I think there's something.
Oh, you know what it is, Jay?
Jay.
I'm putting it in.
Look in your inventory here.
Look.
Never mind.
You know what?
I'm not going to say anything.
Chat spoiled it for me.
Oh, yes.
Something to do with these statues.
The answer is correct, bro.
Look in your inventory at that ring.
Oh, look at the...
That's actually really good.
Look at the thing below you
I'm looking at our umbrella at your ring. Yeah, no, I put it on you. I put it on you. Hey, look at the thing below you
What's the thing below you get the creature your next attack roll will be yeah
It's like there's weird little smoke clouds for is the one I jumped to that my fail. That's pretty good
Yeah, but yeah, but like look at there's a path that you're supposed to follow
You close up
When you like those, it's real.
It's not being around.
It's bird ban.
This bitch ain't about light though.
During combat and the way it starts their turn with hit points or less, they gain momentum for a long time.
I just can't see the one starting over here.
I can jump across, but it fails every time you hit another creature.
Well don't go to that one then.
I don't feel that much.
I think we'll keep the momentum on together.
When you kill a creature, your next attack roll will be a critical hit.
Because of my... hold on.
Okay, just one survey, hold on just a second.
Do you like how I'm giving off fucking light or something?
Like my fucking staff is blowing as fuck.
Take it off.
Well actually, there's a light source from the end of the beginning, that little thing that's floating, I think it's causing the light issues.
So Jay, look at the floor.
Yeah, I'm trying to look at the floor, but there's only certain squares that are weird to me.
Did you cast that light spell?
What if you say fuck the squares and you just follow the path like starting the right one go forward then left then up you know what I mean and then go all the way to the end?
Cause if you're going on that left path there's a break.
Yeah so there's like a...
You know what I'm saying?
Oh.
I'm gonna go resin, I'll go.
Let me look, let me look at this, I'm gonna try something here.
It doesn't show me a path, I only see like certain squares that are like actually seeable, it's very odd.
right easy like I can see the ones on the right
just like that but none of them are connected
it's just very weird let me take a gander here
how did you start this thing go start on the right it says faithly trial okay
do I have to go up and do the blood thing real quick
okay let's wake you up I can't wake you up
Uh, we're gonna have to use the restroom now.
You'll be able to make it.
I don't think it wants you to cut by jumping.
It wants you to walk this path and jump short of things.
It's a faith jump, right?
Which means you jump into nothingness
and pull this round over.
What are you doing?
So listen, listen, hold on.
Timmy, you see the ground?
You see how it has a pathway from the right?
Explain that path.
Actually, I can look at the path.
Hold on.
I don't fucking see it on mine at all.
I'll do it this way.
I'm gonna go last to bed. I'm dead. I should have casted light on you before you went in there. Okay, that did not work
Huh
Try one more time
I'm gonna go to here
Now I'm gonna go left. No, I'm dead
Got me brothers
of an ancient blood offering.
Look, Tim.
Chat says I just didn't get close enough to the next platform, so maybe, oh, maybe it's
like a line with that waterfall.
So listen, follow this path, Timmy.
Align yourself with that waterfall, move forward along to the waterfall, then move
left.
Wait, I can see it.
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's like when you're dead, it's easier to see because
of the light.
Okay, hold on, Tim.
Hold on Tim. Hold on.
Joe's left one step.
And then you're gonna have to jump like here.
Jump where I tie it. Right, right, right, say.
Okay, I don't know if that's the case though.
Okay, try it then.
Okay, see you then.
When I went left here at the okay, okay, there you go now you go up
To like not in between the statues, but a little past them a
Little past the statues, okay, and then after that
Yeah, you got to go right a little bit
But you're already you're already at that spot now now you go up a little bit more
close to that platform in front of you to the west platforms yeah okay now you
have to go you have to go west almost to the next platform
look at it halfway points between the wall and the platforms if that makes
any sense so this one yeah listen do what you think is right then I think
yeah I think you got it then oh man that was a little far no okay yeah that
I might have you want to be lined up with the far left of that platform
So I think you're a little yeah, yeah, maybe you're right about there. Yeah
And then you want to go not to the like almost to where the statue is a little bit short of the statue a
little bit short
Track em know you got you're the one that's getting close enough or closer or you're dead
Oh, you're gonna have to go back and talk to withers
Yeah, Kev's gonna have to try this any dies will restart
Oh, I can loot you guys
Don't do it don't fucking do it
We can you can use it's rad and can't maybe do how many rest goals we got
Are you that's okay? Why would I be able to revive you at withers?
Cuz I don't know how you made the camp. Well, I guess you just can't long rest you can still get a camp, right?
I don't I don't think we can go shit
Arabella's
No, oh we just can't
The very soulless tangled in shadow, Arabella's magic wildest cursed Briar.
Her talent is now yours too.
The girl, the weave knows her purpose.
It will guide her plainly if she listens.
Arabella holds a power beyond reckoning.
of the decaying foist and the seedling that bore it but it is unbalanced a yoke is
already heavy if she walks thy path it will surely make. That's a good yoke.
Arabella will depart once thou disbelieve these accursed lands. She will find
I know where it's safe, but it is fated.
Oh, ma'am, you're making me leave.
Fear not, girl.
Abandon not the weave, and it shall not abandon thee.
I...
You feel her grief fade as if it were your own.
There is a likeness in her now, veiling the pearl within, souping it.
Is that my future?
Is that why they died?
It is.
It's wonderful.
Thank you, bowman, for being nice.
If there are people like you around, perhaps everything will be alright.
What are your withers?
Must protect her at all costs!
But yeah, three of us are dead, stacked on top of each other, and now we need a solution here.
Yep.
Fate, spit us down, require a new ally.
All may have a resurrection instead.
And thou must return with the proper payment.
get a nice little puddle bottle here
y'all owe me 600 gold
this is the price of balance
well counted
okay dude
put my stack way down
Tim why do you have zero gold?
what do you have zero gold?
does someone take it?
it's just moved somewhere else
so
does someone take it?
yeah I robbed all your body
I
So Timmy you want to take a crack at it first? I
Got a roll 18 sounds pretty tough. I might be here for a bit. Hold on. Give me a second
You're gonna roll an 18 for what?
we can't really save scum anyways we have to all die if that's the case
I do what you gotta do brother
you got this skill right you got entangler ready for shadows and that's
do I have to do I have to do my my what's it called again by the way
No, I think we're... I see the platform still.
Oh man.
You can see him fucking do it!
Well, what happens if I just click to the end of the pathway?
Will my character just go?
I doubt it, dude.
That'd be pretty funny though.
Oh, you can press O to be a little bit more accurate, Timmy.
Oh
So you want to like not be lined up with the statue but to the right of the statue
Man, you're lined up with the statue and now you want to be a little more to your right
It's straight straight middle this part
Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're a thousand percent. You're a thousand percent. That one's straight middle
I believe in you I believe you got this
right okay yeah how far how far do I go you're like after like in between the
waterfalls maybe a little bit past that you mind the mind like standing on the
corner I'm gonna walk on yeah that's probably a good idea
it's a little closer to the platform but little gap right I think it's like a
a little tiny bit past the waterfalls
wait no i don't know if that's enough
just a little bit
no i think this is
okay i think you're right yeah you're doing your thing
how far does it go right here
pretty much past the corner
line up with the car
you have pretty far left sign that we're okay
yeah i'm liking that i'm liking that i'm liking that
and then this is just before the stature. Yep, just before the stature. Don't click
too many times. One click at a time. Boom. Okay. That's solid. That's solid.
Step right, wind up with the statue to this below here. Boom. And then a little bit
the platform you cast your jump thing on you and jump from there I don't think you
should jump at all no I think that's kind of the idea it's a little bit
further it looks like maybe another step
baby set yeah I like that I like that how far left it's like in line with the
left slot at the left side of that south one but you know i mean
if they can there yeah i kind of think you're okay there
this is where it gets a little packed because there's no references
yeah not a hard to tell let me like let's look we can maybe judge based on
how big the platform itself is so like
Um should I try to jump to the platform?
Can you make it from there?
Or maybe you use misty step
Yeah, let's go, okay, this isn't blinded
You can't touch it
Maybe because I walked through
Maybe I shouldn't have jumped there.
Maybe you can't jump?
Did you not start it?
No.
He didn't sacrifice his blood.
Oh no, brother.
Okay, that's a problem.
I'll sacrifice it for you.
Maybe it'll start it.
I'll try.
I can't even click the fucking thing.
I'll try.
blood offering
Okay, I did see if that works now
Oh boy you are and a problem spot brother
You can move up and then jump it I guess
I don't think you can even do that, I don't want me to do that, no, that's better.
Well then, this path doesn't even make it, though.
You have to go all the way back to the bottom left platform, I think, if that's the case.
Right?
Yeah.
You guys want to do it?
Hell no, I think you continue, you're doing fine, you're just going to have to go
back.
get to that bottom left platform
maybe half a second no you can do it from that path someone said how does that
make any sense the path is fucking it's it's doesn't unless you can jump did you
try to missy step or a jump
try to missy step on the thing or did you jump from the checkpoints oh yeah
maybe yeah maybe get on the platform then missy step
yeah if you get down on the walkable spot maybe it'll let you make it
Yeah, I agree with that.
Last chance, though, unfortunately, so you can't sign into it.
He can jump.
He just didn't start.
OK.
I just don't think he can get it.
He can't either, because he didn't start it.
He hasn't started it.
But I can see the orb, though, to grab it.
No, I can't.
Yeah, I think that's because Jared did it.
If it shouldn't require either one, it should be OK
if it's 10 to 2.
So you think I'd jump to the platform
if you can make it
can you grab it
alright we're good
I was a pirate next one's ears. I really don't want you up for that one Jesus. Where's the last one? Is that where you're headed?
I think this is right here dude.
There's a lever right here. Is this another tryout? No there's a guy in here. Is this a tryout?
There's a lever handle here too. I don't know if the handle is formed or if we pick up the handle.
Yeah, I haven't seen a broken lever.
Well, then I'm going to find out.
I thought about this. There's a handle to pick up.
I'd say...
You somewhere.
Yeah, I mean, at least grab the lever.
Do we want to hit that lever?
What?
It's an ally later.
Bye.
Well, an ally to go up so they can go back down, right?
Hopefully.
Alright, I'm going to go through this and see what the book is going on here.
I think it's starting back to the start.
It's the library. Silent library where I am.
This is probably back to...
Well, the library was where my note said we should go.
I think, yeah, this isn't a trial.
So everybody come in here, I guess.
The librarian in the middle of the third grade.
The note says, pay close attention.
Seek the means to access the relic.
Search in the library.
Do not deviate.
Do not fail.
Return to the library.
I think we did all the trials and that's why the library did two.
We did three.
Oh, okay.
There's someone to fight up there.
Yeah, there's three guys.
There's silence.
The librarian.
Yeah, there's somebody to fight up there.
We're gonna have to fight them.
I started to fight.
Anyway, I apologize. I fucked up. I stepped into the red box and
Whoops
I'll be able to attack three times on my first time.
You can't hit me, bitch.
I'm elusive.
Yes.
It's a librarian.
I get it.
We're in a library.
Big idiot.
The librarian.
See that middle thing?
The silencer.
We have to kill that if we don't want to be silenced.
I guess we all should have attacked that first so you can use spells I mean, I don't think we even need them on these guys
I'm pretty sure my auto attacks will fuck these dudes up
Yeah, I'm like, alright, let's use your spells
Heh!
That's not a dash!
member is yeah it has a silence aura that's what's casting silence all of us
I mean your enemy
that took his silence away get a hit what my weapon sounds
so if we take the silence away they may start casting spells though
well I'm about to get fucked up I'm not going I'm about to get f'd up by these
dudes over here
critical miss bitch why don't you walk away okay back in the darkness is not
incredible. What does that do? Two to sixteen damage per turn. That's not
incredible for two turns. But it's necrotic damage. I don't take necrotic
damage, right? Because of my buff?
Kill that one, that's when it goes next. Oh wait, I died, though, so I probably
don't have it anymore.
I like to do long rest.
You die and it sounds like a long rest to me.
It's a really long rest.
Get him with a dirty advantage.
Look at the race.
What the fuck, gas wipe?
They pushed you after we were able to dig.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't fuck your melee's up.
Alright, something like that.
Holy, he's hiding. I hope that didn't take a fucking thing.
You're not good at that.
You can also use the exit, so it's going to be 100% crit with that right here, right?
I guess, I don't know.
When you kill a creature, your next attacker will be a critical hit.
Although your roll will be a critical hit.
You're not going to be able to hit a crit.
I don't know, really.
Either way, we're beating ass for fun.
nice
son of a you regret that bitch
oh yeah my main had a tactical blow I can I can choose to use my my shit
miss that's incredible that might be something else you have equipped
I'm just trying to get it out.
I was just going to get a little help with that.
That button is going to need to be fast.
There are, what, four buttons total or just four?
Yeah, there are four buttons.
So do we have to do another trial?
I think we can push the button after this.
Why don't I get a slide of hand?
I'm walking in the bookcase.
That might be worth a look.
What is that?
I'm disarming the bookshelves.
Yup, assets.
I didn't mean to do this, but that's what I get it.
I think these books are going to be something to do.
Yeah.
I don't want to get blown up here.
There's there's something to do with the books that are in these bookshelves, so like
I think just hit me there's a button on this talks about all the trials
Is there an extra trial that we didn't do
looks like there's probably four, I can't go into this one, we don't even perceive that
this boat shelf over here is probably trapped
that's the only one I've been able to trap yet
final sacrifice
there is four buttons
I clicked one and failed a roll.
That's not going to work.
I didn't do something that worked.
Succeeded at disarm trap.
You guys open the door here.
This is going to have something to do with the perks on the shelves.
There's another lever over here.
There's something I'm failing at.
And we're all failing perceptions.
Okay
Insert item let me try inserting my letter than I ever picked up a lever
Well that didn't work yeah, try putting silenced the night song so look through these bookshelves
Read some shit
Did you just take all the books off the shelf with them?
I have all the books.
I have two books.
I guess it's inventory is are fucking like ash cheats all over the place.
What can sound like a nice thing or herself.
Mr. So the night lady lost her names or many but her purpose simplicity itself.
I mean, only the night singer herself.
Do we see a sacred spear earlier?
Sacred spear was once wielded by the night singer herself and now awaits her chosen champion.
I thought I saw a sacred spear on her.
I found the gas pit trap here.
Can you see that?
Yep.
Hold on.
Uh-oh.
I
Put that book on the pedestal keep the teachings have lost the night singing
Just take the books
I put the book in place.
Can I open the next door?
Do we want to check these books?
Hey, I fought the box here.
There's the spear of night.
Okay.
Do you want me to take this?
Saving?
Oh.
Jared?
New weapon for you.
A spear.
Grabbing it.
Give me that spear, bitch!
A spear.
Let's see, low on damage, if Char allows it, the spear, use the spear to kill Night Song.
Okay, I guess we fucking fight a Night Song.
There's a new helmet here.
Check this helmet out, Timmy.
It's a very rare helmet.
Trust your secrets to the night and deliver the night mother's mercy upon her enemies.
Shroud yourself in blackest night.
There's one plaque missing.
Oh my god that's fucking juice.
Yeah was this just to get the spear in the helmet this room?
That's what it seems like.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go.
Send some shit to camp brother.
Yeah, I think we got what we came for. Yeah, and then we're going to go.
That was like the.
I don't know. We can make it to that chick with the sword and the bowl.
Yeah, there's only one other way to kill. I think now we just go take that elevator
and then we go to the other room that we didn't go to
yeah the chick's right here right
not sure
I'm gonna climb down but I'm not being climbed
yeah right here right here where I am there's a cracked rock to climb down
yeah I think I just think it's some stuff down there I'm not sure if you can get
oh this is where the rats are all going dude the rats are going over there
I've got a long road ahead.
Should I rewind the elevator or do I want to climb down?
Yeah, I'm going down.
Such a large base.
Anything in the large race?
Candles.
Let's go.
I'm going down.
Anything in the large race?
Candles.
Let's go.
Okay, my AAC just went to 20, and I have...
I think we'll lose a little damage because of the minus 2 tax, but...
I'm thinking...
It looks like I could jump down from here, and I'll be at the chick's feet.
All the rats are standing around right here dude. All the rats have been a big circle right here.
Can we fall down there without the prone?
See if I can jump.
Nah, prone me. Minus 25 HP.
Yeah, that's what all the rats are though.
Um, how much do you lose?
20.
I don't see anything coming.
There's no way for him to get back up though, no?
If he does the big jump on me, I'm sure I can jump back up with a...
But I won't get alert.
I have to do this.
There's another...
Use this, here's the potion of featherfall, and then I can jump you.
I think you can just jump down.
Well, you want me to go down there with a feather fall and I could just cast the
Doesn't matter
No matter who does it right?
You get back
Where's that feather fall?
You actually getting one?
Oh, I have one myself
Okay, boys
What is it just bunch of rats little guys or is there a big boy rat? Yeah, why'd they all attack you? I
Don't know
How many are you fighting?
I believe it he has oh they keep climbing out more coming
Yeah
You don't got feather false so you might just be around here, but I mean there are one HB is split
There's one green rat
Wonder why they attacked you though
I'm sure they're not gonna kill anymore.
You went into their fucking home turf, brother.
They said that you weren't worthy of your treasure and shit, but first time you fucking talked to them, now you're sitting out of your feet trying to follow them to the treasure.
What do you think they think?
Oh, is there a rat ass?
Cause you're a dirty rotten fucking wire.
Alright, let's see how my AC bonus is.
five four five five I can kill all of them around you but I'll hit you do it
that's a risk I'm gonna take wait wait wait just relax I can get out of this
It's max 24 day. Yeah, if you if you can jump away or missy so
I don't want to go down there and fucking take 25 damage fucking shit load the thought on there
just miss the way
so I can miss you down there but
dude, more and more just keep coming
I'll get me these next few at least
I'm making my way down
I can't even get there
you can just walk down there you know
I'm just going to surround him again and then I can angle him again.
Oh, I can't f**k him. I need to f**k him. I can't hit him. Oh, I could use a middle
trap. We need to kill this thing.
can you a we again yeah I don't think it's working bro so I kill some more
spot
yeah i miss that
uh...
you're gonna take a shitload of damage to me
uh...
i have an idea
where's my where's that fucking
hideability i just saw it where it disappeared
I think Timmy's dead.
I think he's dead. I think he's fucking dead, Rob.
I don't know, I'm very good.
Oh, now I'm fucking out of stealth.
Oh, uh, that dash pulls you out, I don't know, that's really fucking bad.
That's really bad, boys.
Well, they're coming up to us
Jay can you save Tammy from all those guys are now or should I go down there?
Are you thinking I love the candles I think I love I think I love there's one more candle
I can kill all these grads, weird.
Okay dude, there's a fucking climbing team right here by the line.
Yeah I know, I'm gonna call that out a little.
Goodness.
We need to shoot the candles or just touch the candles?
I think we just keep killing them, brothers. I don't think they're going to spawn in for now.
Yeah, they can't have them. I turn all over the candles over there.
watch I'll kill all these
yeah I think he's got killed me I think he's got to make it
as possible did you do
I spawn like 14 more rats or any
I can get Timmy up Jacob don't waste your action. I got him it's my bonus action.
They're gonna get him, okay.
I might just cleave these guys then.
Did I hit you there, Kevin?
Alright.
Alright, I went to sleep.
Dude, my guy went to sleep.
I
There's something else down there we can do
Dude just keep killing the rats. I don't know just keep killing them. Let's go
Ain't shit to do but kill the rats. I'm pretty sure it's an effigy. What did that do?
The
Some ritual
No rats let me put it on the thing
son of a bitch I'm sleeping again wake me up Kevin
oh who's this motherfucker you see that guy
What's the...
What's happening?
Is our game fucked?
It's hands!
No, watch where they cut to me.
Too big!
Oh.
Where are the others?
Where's the rest of me?
You!
Why did you have to keep crying?
Why couldn't you just leave?
Oh yes, there is.
Always.
Oh, yes, there is.
All these years, like the dark lady's faith in life, against the odds, against the devil.
But you ruined it.
Trespassed.
Spoiled our...
My secret.
Now, you will rot in the dark.
now I'll make you into an offering for Lady Shah.
He's blinking for you guys. He's blinking. Maybe after we get him we'll stop.
Okay, what's going on, you brother?
What a dumbass, a lot of exp.
Oh, look at that dude.
Look at that scimitar.
That's cool.
You always try to attack with advantage, Tim.
Sam that might be big for you.
Darkness cloak.
And a great shield. Do I need a shield too?
Oh that's cool. The Darkness Cloak on this cloak.
Oh I give that to Timmy.
I think Timmy takes both of those.
Yeah Tim, those are both good for you dude.
The shield is really good. The weapon...
American enemy adding your proficiency bonus to damage moreover if it hits you
the only additional one to six second damage is attack doesn't break and seal it
Shout out to so it's also slashing damage instead of piercing damage which you'll
get bonus from my buff standing next to me for slashing
I'm gonna send this arm
Yeah then the weapon
The one issue is I have
This knife I have is
is lower the crit number by one so I have to roll like a 19 or 20 you just got
that on your helmet too though and I got another one so it's like 18 to 20
either stacker
all right well that was not what I expected and we got nothing out of that
okay well we got the shield out of that nice that's a pretty cool weapon
I mean, you know for people that are like I said the weapon will he'll get more benefit from standing next to me on that because I guess
Like I have the thing that's you and any nearby alley allies
That's not what it is. It's this one then alleys or of hate alleys or of hate
You and any nearby fiends an undead gain an additional two slash damage to the devil's male if it's fiends nearby fiends and undead
I guess that's only for like my uh for me and uh my scouted out fucking undead like
that's a river chop.
Shit.
come on go
I'm on the 22 AC
we're kinda tanky when we grab the shield
It's the shield, it's really the shield, that's the other one.
Oh, a new bow.
I don't need any attention right now.
A new bow?
Dude, it's another one for you.
While obscured in shadow, the wielder has a 1D4 bonus to their ranged weapon.
Alright, well that level, I think we're 9 out of 8.
Just a little bit.
Great, a little late.
Click it!
Should we long rest before we do this?
Click it!
Or is it missing something on that?
Looks like there's like an orb on there.
Oh!
We have the other orb from the fucking trial.
Put the orb on it.
Um...
There's someone who ever has it.
Put it on there.
And that has it.
I'm coming.
Just take it from his inventory.
You want to put it on the hearing?
He has umbral jam on the jam. What are we talking about orb?
The orb, the umbral jam. The orange one.
I've done it. Get it on the bottom. 30 in there. Do we need another one?
We might need another one first. Yeah, this thing's kind of insane though.
It's low on damage though. I'm sorry.
Oh, that's a lot of work, Jim. Short and boring, huh?
Nobody plugged that back.
You got to click it again?
I put them there just to sit.
The dark test is this year.
What do I have better?
History, probably.
Eight, eight, eight, eight.
Okay dude. Inspiration roll again.
Let's do this guy.
You recall them being an inner circle of char-followers. Elite warriors loyal to their last breath.
Okay
Nothing comes to you
And leave okay, nothing comes to you. I think wait
There's another path the other way that takes us down stairs
I wonder if that would have just let us go down.
There's a path behind us to run around and down.
What's this over here?
Is an inscription
Brave the gauntlet of your lady, show
Summon to her tribes, arise a dark justicia
Well may I try this or no?
I think we're back where we started, this is where we started
Should I try it or no?
If you can
Inscriptions, challenge, instructions
Brave the gauntlet of your lady, show
Summon to her tribes, arise a dark justicia
Oh, I can't.
I just wanted those.
How about that time you forgot who to show?
Yep.
Okay, let's do anything.
I don't want to go east there.
Yeah.
Because this is the start, right?
This pathway is where we came from.
Is it?
That's the point.
Yeah, if you look in the answer.
Time to press ahead.
OK.
I should not follow you guys.
This takes us downstairs here.
I see some baddies out there.
Ooh, big boys.
Oh
Fuck I was gonna take cameras there
Coming in big with the extra jumps baby. Oh, there's a walking shop
Oh man all these pathways are getting confusing
We're supposed to clear a path for this motherfucker wouldn't even know
I'm gonna talk to your big muffa walking away from me. I'm trying to talk to the shop owner
Okay, I'll let you do
Show me what you have to trade
I'm not good. I'm not great at that.
I guess you guys use our spells in these fucking little tiny fights? What? Shut up, bro.
Ah, useless.
I mean, those rats were coming right here.
Yeah, let's break your paladin How come he ain't on arc?
I just don't care that much I'm just pulling on but it's not like
I'm not like I'm gonna be with my schedule part right now, so schedule I do
i've been playing some counter strike man not going to lie dude
i've been on the counter strike hype
you're talking to big dick?
i was waiting until you guys are done with this rock you appreciate it
i'm worried about if we fuck up with this guy he will beat our monkey ass
he's level ten
You don't even talk to him like that, do I fire shit?
It's gone, boo.
The song is gone.
The contract is completed!
Who the hells are you?
Why does my guy almost have a talk with you?
Those who live to speak my name call me Yergy.
I was bit by Raphael to slay every justice he found in his place.
The contract was a song.
One was stuck in my head until I finished the deed.
And I...
I lost it June for years.
But now, the sun has stopped.
The contract is fulfilled.
I suppose you showing up at the same time is no coincidence.
This guy's crazy. He sounds cool.
Oh, you. Every breath you take from this moment on is my reward to you. If you walk away from me intact.
Now you may walk away from you intact, but none walk away from me in violation of their deal.
Devils in the details, you see, and the details are in the fine print.
You were to fulfill the deal.
Nowhere does it stipulate you could subcontract the last kill to the first adventurer's party that came trotting along.
In short, you're in breach of contract, my friend.
Oh dear.
Back to the house before we agreed. I have you now
Pay the debt and I will make this book
Consider your position
You are about to forfeit what reputation you have left no contracts no fame no power
You'll be a stick of ice cream even
Unless of course you consider instead my
Infinite mercy. A new contract. A chance to balance the books. Not to mention a welcome change of scenery.
Bastard!
Fine. On one condition. No more songs.
What's a contract without whimsy, I say?
But fine. No more songs. Now, off to the House of Hope for cocktails and canapes, and a brand new signature on a brand new deal.
But first, it would be only befitting if you reward your subcontractor. The greater reward for the greater hunter.
anything I leave behind is yours
pick over it however you like
damn that's fucking crazy
you snap fan of style
look at this is this dude's bed
this is his dude's bed
of bodies
this dude sleeps on bodies
Why is it red to pick shit up the other day?
I miss what the hell just happened. I was looking for it.
This dude thought he finished a contract, but he breached it back.
I guess because we killed one of the last things he needed to kill.
So then the guy came through and was like, we're making a new contract.
And he was like, alright. And then that guy said he could have whatever he leaves behind.
Somebody said that guy had the best camcasto in the game.
Oh my god.
We weren't killing anyone.
He was scared.
Where did he go?
He got a Thanos snap, brother.
He went up and around the house to eat food
and make an old number and kill him.
He teleported for a new contract to be made.
I fell into some agony.
Now take with sadistic relics.
I guess we can't look in this heavy chest.
I'm gonna lick this spider boys wish we luck
like it play your instruments to restore one of your party inspirations
the meat tastes of rot and sour milk your stomach lurches but your
loins tingle your what a rousal the rot is an unmistakable sweetness succubus
Spittle the meat is charmed
Carcass continues to
Give it a good sniff licking it again
Why would you want to lick it why would that be like an option?
Oh, I'm eating it. Oh
Your nerves burn with a pain that would always be pleasurable were it not so savage
I'm poisoned
You keep eating a dead spider
Well, bro, you know, I let that guy stab me in the eyeball a few times
I got something in there.
Jesus, corrupt. It's over.
Take on good luck, Seth.
Alright, so I've got some big information here, by the way, guys.
Yup.
Somebody said,
if we miss out on traitors at Neymar,
I think he finished the entire section.
Tomek wanted to reign from the traitor there,
so he wouldn't get it if he finished this section.
You don't want the reign from the traitor,
Fresh bite, more monks and a lot of culture in that, and a faint pulse of something not entirely natural.
We have a minimum of, we can't, oh we've skipped Moonrise?
Ooh, skinny air for scientific reasons.
We just started going around doing stuff.
How lucky can I get here, boys?
Holy shit, I'm crazy lucky.
So we can go do Moonrise and then teleport back here after.
said if we finish this we'll be able to use the moonrise ship we can teleport back here
and then over here again pretty easily.
Maybe like some specific vendor or something like that.
People like get to a certain point and talking to someone maybe.
Who's the vendor?
Like who's the trader?
It's not one of Jahira's people.
Somebody in the moonrise tower.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I can't remember who that would be but yeah.
I have an idea but I don't remember.
Do you have it?
Honestly?
definitely long rest
I hate you
and 8 health points extra
I don't know if we got enough light it would be shitty
I can't believe it. I can't believe we found the Dark Lady's sacred crucible.
This is a big story for Shadowheart. Yeah.
Overwhelming. Worship of Lady Shahr is usually discreet by nature. Her holy sites have to be
modest, well hidden. But that place, I never knew such grandeur had been built in her honor.
I know, I can scarcely believe it's real, but I saw it with my own eyes.
She felt the polished stone walls raised in Lady Sharlzelna.
Normally it would not be for me to pursue becoming a Dark Justice year without a superior's
command, but this is different.
My lady wanted me to find this place.
I know it.
The Gauntlet of Shah is no ordinary temple.
It is the highest test of the Dark Lady's faithful.
To judge if they are worthy of becoming a Dark Justice here, the Gauntlet has double meaning.
It speaks of the ordeals to be overcome and of the armor-clad fist of Lady Shah that
would embrace the worthy.
the crushing gauntlet and be embraced by the night singer at its very core. The old ways were lost
over time. Now some claim the rank simply by killing a single saloonite. But before, they were a true
elite. Many would attempt the trials but few would succeed.
brother go with your heart I have more
impersonation I can give you a bonus too
if you want more like me
I'm necessary that's your right but
there's little we can do about it just
now maybe a way will present itself in
time if Lady Shaw wheels it
fine what's on your mind
All right
All right, where do we teleport you to get to moonrise though?
So much blood what the hell's has been happening here
sure as the dudes are hanging in shit right here
yeah hang in ports so where is our we have a we have a portal here somewhere
what they go on with it yeah we have a lot of charge so we can teleport back so
we don't want to finish this area for some reason you're saying if we finish
this area there are three traders at moonrise that have good shit those
traders will be gone if we finish this I need that trader it's like a huge up it
takes away the disadvantage on my sharpshooter and that's where our quest
is anyway we found balthazar in the temple below for four miles that we
I'm not sure what the ass is, I've been finding relic for ketheric.
The last light payment document is about shadowcrush lands, the dream visitor told us they're moon
rays towers, so yeah there's a lot of shit in the ice, we just came here on a whim because
we were running by it.
Grandmasalian?
Open the door to intersank them, how about that shit, what is that?
Find ketheric thorms relic.
I don't know.
Yeah that's part of it I think.
where do we need to teleport to?
Where do we need to teleport to?
Are we doing that part?
Are we finding Catholic Monarch?
Where's that part of this?
That's part of this.
Um, most of this...
We don't really have a
a teleport, either Grand Mosulium
which I'm at, or Shabbat of Field.
Grand Mosulium is where we just came in.
I think we go Grand Mosulium
and then we go south
because there's a way we haven't been
we haven't been down that way. Well the rice tower should be on the map right just in darkness.
It is, it is but I'm saying we haven't if we go to Grandma Salina we can go to South and there's
a area we haven't covered on the way. Yeah this is the closest. We need to go waning moon down to
the rice towers. This is like teleport we have here. It's shadow battlefield.
Yeah so we just run through the house of healing probably and go south through it.
through the whole building and go south instead towards the nearest towers.
You gotta find that horned piece of shit. Give a piece of our mind.
You gotta find his ass, dude.
Is Jacob ahead of us? Yeah, he's a key over there.
Then we're not allowed to take the key on the ground that's red.
It's orange.
Orange not red.
Oh.
Okay, we're going into...
Oh, there's some baddies in here.
Oh, there's a big dude.
This bull...
Oh, I'll talk to him.
Yeah, that's a bad issue.
My 2,000 pound bike.
Blank!
Call me down, regular whistle!
Tell me the story.
Fuck me, mate.
Only the best!
Oblivion and beyond!
Yeah, right, bro. That's his introduction to some shit, bro.
We got ourselves a future.
No!
I'm only a no-sign.
Kills! Bottoms up!
Go nuts!
Leaving in, you can see how the creature's skin barely holds it together.
Slarm? That's how it was slarm!
Heh heh.
Bursting wide open.
It was slarm.
Go on, slain!
Make it frank!
I like the spider, Kevin.
me dude less major yeah I had it no you didn't fuck man I'll give you level one
and get into
the liquid burns your throat as you swallow but otherwise you feel no
It's a lot of people.
I've heard of it before.
Now tell me a story.
A story of failure.
Do you like me?
I could be a voice actor and talk at the speed of butthole, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
What do you mean?
Shit.
Dude, there's so many stories we have, holy crap.
I'm so thankful.
Delicious.
Just Christ, you, this voice actor got paid by the hour for this.
You ask, you drink, then you amaze, and fuse us down me.
Again?
Again!
You got the same ink there, I am.
Ooh.
Nice.
Oh, the bird.
What's the next room?
Your belly rumbles as the vile brew fills it.
Yet your mind remains miraculously steady.
I have a re-roll dude.
I have four more re-rolls.
I don't know.
Okay.
This is the one.
We got a bunch of re-rolls.
hard to uh i should get some skills after all this is as painful as the last
it's not as easy as it sounds but you have to pull three fucking times
well close the other ones eight times this fucking guy
oh you
oh you you one father's personal mysterious
Secret...secret?
No...
Not never!
Father stands ordered commanding to stay...
Don't stay!
Okay, okay!
I
Just kill this guy without killing him again
Oh nice, I did what I was about to do.
Can you just blow up what happened? Where'd he go?
Yeah, I think he got it.
There's his fucking body.
Look at what's on it.
Holy butt cheeks. There's a lot of stuff.
He needs a lot of gold.
And just a bunch of...
Camp supplies, I guess.
Okay, well, a bunch of camp supplies there.
So rat back over there.
And so we got one heavy chest here.
Mmm.
Well, the natty one, I don't know.
Gloves.
When the word deals acid damage, it also inflicts noxious damage.
Trash?
Great club?
I did miss the explosion, but I was the same person.
I'm just trying to stay faster.
While you're drunk, you have a bad attack on us.
I was just hitting the chest from the outside.
Hey.
The door's open.
It's just all what you got.
Ingredients for making stuff.
we didn't get much from fucking all that shit is crazy research notes research
notes they describe a powerful venom extracted from a rare purple worm
distillate visible thorns sought to create a fatal poison using the worms
gullet he procured several parts of a worm gullet but rinsed one in error
The poison he brewed was noxious but not fatal.
Visible devoted months to formulating a deadly poison with the remaining ingredients.
Without success, after exhaustive experimentation, he was able to make a near-deadly extract from the glands.
But to complete his poison, Visible required one last ingredient, the petals of a corpse rose.
The book's index reveals corpse roses may grow near tombs, mausoleums, and particularly
redolent cadavers.
This book enlisted a courier from Baldur's Gate to obtain corpse rose petals and other
ingredients and deliver them to a covert location.
Unfortunately a deep purple stain darkens the final page, obscuring the parcel's
destination.
I'm gonna go get it.
Your mind separates the black from the blue, revealing the stash's location.
You mark your map as a reminder. With the corpse rose petals the package contains, you might create Isabald's purple worm.
Okay.
If everyone else minds their business, I'll be fine.
once in here we're close I can feel it the absolute slinks his power is strong
here the ledger have to keep going
of
the
That's coming.
Is there anything we can do here?
This is where we've been already.
So, the rest of the east looks like where we've been.
Very well.
Actually, yeah, we want to go east and then down.
There's a little red here.
Sorda?
Yeah, east and then south should be good.
I don't think there's a girl south or not.
that's where we need to go, that's moonrise right there, right?
yeah, that's moonrise
yeah, we're feeling around somewhere
it's really dark over here
that's the light
that's me on my way
the field
pre-news you're in it
I'm sure Zorale will want to hear all about it
she's in the audience chamber trusall go right ahead
don't don't don't
is fucked up
Don't steal anything here guys
Yeah, careful what you put careful what you put I did I got one mission tea to the Mac
Enjoy the view this feels like a stretch all the way to the sea of swords
That's not clear, Dave.
That person looks like that.
Stand clear of the cargo.
I think we go through the door, yeah?
Respectfully. Just do my job.
They say the Absolute sees our work and elevates the door.
And I don't plan on being a gas for long.
That can be no doubt.
Thank you.
I don't know if it's just
going up. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
you're already in. I'm not.
Yeah. Yeah. We're going through
this door boys.
There can be no doubt. This is
the place. This is where we'll
This is where we'll discover the secret of the absolute.
A couple more floors, there's some stairs.
Oh, Ron, it's you, man.
What? Five true souls sent for audience?
And not a single one to come back down.
I'll talk to you.
Forture changing.
So what?
The no's are rebellious.
separate fucking leg
found the merchants there
I found them
so you want to get a ring from here Tim?
oh my god really 17 pathways
you guys just go through another door
we went up the stairs
here goes nothing
This guy's got a Halbert, a very rare Halbert.
And a plus one bonus.
Um...
No.
A bunch of other Halberds.
Halbert.
For years.
The same hand crossbow.
Same over and over again.
It's just a super huge area.
I've left all makesleeting easier.
That bug man keeps looking over.
He's got victimized own fully killed.
These are our allies.
All handle the diplomacy.
You just keep looking for it.
Look for a dry woman.
Garage.
Is this a sentinel shield that you got?
Is this gift-bash?
be of interest. Sorry about that, we're in operation now.
I never learned the words.
Yes, I did.
She gives them to me a safe wound.
I'm here.
With many hearts, one soul,
with many thoughts, one mind.
No, we never tried to divin the game, not for real.
We tried like the beginning of it, and I didn't really like it that much, but I didn't really
give it a chance.
We did as we was told, General!
Followed every order!
The facts suggest otherwise.
You were ordered to retrieve the artifacts.
You failed to do so.
Ass!
No, no, it was Minthara!
She got the orders!
She!
Enough!
You failed to do so, ass!
No, no, it was Min Phara!
She got the oldest!
She...
Enough!
A blast of mental energy washes over you, filling the room.
Your tadpole squirms, urging you to obey.
You failed to retrieve the artifact.
You failed to protect your true soul.
I do not deserve to live.
There can be no doubt.
This is the place.
The...
Ah!
The true soul who retrieved Isabel.
Good of you to make yourself known.
My goodness, we were told!
We loyal to the absolute!
Kill him!
Silence!
True soul,
I've seen these goblins at work, have you not?
What say you?
Say what I tell ya!
Christ the absolute!
Faith without action is anemic, sickly, in a word.
Useless.
We're too close to the ending, and the new beginning.
I can cuddle failure no longer.
Kill them quickly.
Alright, yeah, alright, try it.
You drinkin' old bag of shit!
Oh, shit.
Holy shit!
He's gonna wake back up.
Oh, fuck.
I'm so sorry my Lord she's an unbeliever outside my control.
Try again.
WOOOOOO!
No, no.
Dispense of the rest as you see fit.
All better yet, put that true soul to use. They've proven themselves reliable.
I guess I won't do that.
Thank you.
He's leaving now, we've fucked this bitch up right here, not saying?
That's right, Rose.
You heard the general. The goblins are yours. Deal with them however you wish.
They are yours. You can release them, kill them, or feed them to each other for all I can. Just deal with them.
Here, in the seat of the Absolute's power, your authority over them is complete.
They will obey any command.
Report to me upstairs when you're done.
Please you can't help me for old-time sake
What do you guys think?
Um, I don't know bro. Here you go
Be nice
The seat of the absolute
that cannot be killed. But his followers are flesh and blood.
I'm not looting you.
You must learn what fuels his power.
I'm looking for a fucking vendor.
If you have coin, then shoot it.
some supplies I'm gonna hear a couple rests out of this game
yeah I guess I got by all the other by all these camp supplies to you
I've got the gloves that I need to keep, and it puts me to 18 dexterity.
So I have no dex except the gloves put me to 18.
Whoa, this weapon deals additional damage equal to your strength modifier.
Whoa, this halberd, though.
Don't fuck.
I got a new crossbow, but it does the same amount of damage, it just changes to force
instead of piercing.
I can't afford to turn it on or roll, it's expensive dude.
Ripped my gold.
I think I need a couple of shits on this guy, I might have to just start selling shit.
So, supposedly this class I'm getting from this chick gives you a permanent plus two
strength ocean
they will get a permanent life
permanent plus two strength potion if we kill a starian
who's the starian? the uh...
the rogue dude in the camp
Oh no no, he doesn't kill him, they don't kill him.
Oh yeah.
I'm not sure if I can get the first one.
I'll try to get the second one.
I'll try to get the third one.
I'm the other one that you need Tim.
I
Which ring was it you have like 15 rings on you
I don't have enough, I need a thousand more to hold.
Is this even a worth chat?
We got money between us.
If you need money.
I got a new weapon.
Get moving will you?
I just saw my whole shebang go to get this weapon.
I don't think I need the bow that much chat. It's a little extra damage, but it's all Gucci.
come back for a while. I'm out of gold. I bought a halberd. It does have slashing damage too.
I thought I said if you need something else you can get gold. Can I just give you something?
You got a halberd look pretty dope.
Slashing Enforced damage.
It's got extra reach as well, okay.
Get the bow before it's too late to make a difference.
Aw.
It costs a lot of money.
I'm not gonna lie.
What bow?
What's it doing?
This weapon deals disadvantage equal to your strength modifier, so for me that's pretty
good, but it costs 11.20.
Kite doesn't need money.
Not really, it's not really new shit.
into shit and then all this stuff is useless.
I'm just like, I don't use bow that much, you know what I'm saying?
I just don't think it'll make that big of a difference.
Yeah.
Like, I'll get some extra damage out of it, but it's not gonna make her break fights
in my opinion.
Yeah.
I just sort of life-steal English
Anybody touch this
Well, yeah, how much school do you have?
I'll grab it for me, then. Fuck it. How do I take, like, a certain amount?
I'll grab it just because Chad says so. I think it'll probably be the best bow for me, so
I might as well just go for something if we're not going to use any of the gold right now.
And amulet, what do you mean amulet? Oh no, no, no, this one.
That's too much, because then I got too, I got so much shit on critical that I'm going to have to be using.
That's only on a humanoid too.
Suspicious sounds inside this mucus, I don't know if we clicked out or not.
Okay, got some nasty weapons from this guy, that's for sure.
the
where you guys you don't look at this dealer
I'm fuckin' I got another person over here
I thought you wanted to talk to her
talk about your role or whatever
oh I see what you're talking about you got that there's actually another dealer up here
Yes, three.
Seems this individual doesn't think very highly of you,
but he can resist a well-timed gift.
Seems this individual doesn't think very highly of you.
Your offer appears to be of interest.
Seems this individual doesn't think your offer
is to be of interest
Well, this guy's got even more shit with the fuck
I'm looking all these rings. I'm sure it's all the rings that you sold her, huh? Yeah
Yeah
It's gonna say you got a shitload of stuff on you
Yeah, I kept, I had it all camp and just sent it all fucking to camp and then
balled up and walked in like that walked over.
She doesn't have anything great.
You saw this cloak?
Uh, I looked at the cloak. I didn't, I didn't, it's like a reverberation or something like that.
Yeah.
which
may
Yeah, that's how I was feeling about it. I was feeling much better feeling about it.
Like I said, do we want to touch this mucus over here?
What do you think, Tim?
What's that?
This mucus right here?
We have to go up above it to get to whatever that means.
You didn't click it up.
It doesn't do anything?
No, I mean for some of the choosing dexterity, I don't know if that's worth it.
Well, I'm ready to move forward.
I got I got what I needed for
So the disadvantage on saving throws but advantage all attacks
Do we go out here or are we supposed to go now?
I'm pretty satisfied with buying, I'm pretty broke so I'll come over to you guys and save.
I should be quite a bit stronger now this fucking halberd on my back, bro
I just need the amulet I'm on. I don't think it's that big of a deal, but yeah.
We're in a desiring valley.
The dream's came.
My brother's up the dreams too.
Same as me.
They wouldn't admit you.
They absolutely calls us all to her design.
You're fine.
I'm sure I could resolve this thing, uh...
Yeah, sure.
Oh, you gifted fall off for a friend who's never tried it.
Nice.
I'm not worthy. I never learned the words.
Yes, you did. She used them to heal fully formed.
Can you hear her?
There's many cards. One soul.
There's many thoughts. One mind.
With that, you've got to keep your legs wrapped together.
That's right.
Now, Mr. Geth, it's true.
you
Hello, yeah, I'm still here brother. Sorry, bro. I'm 11 hours and I'm just tired man
I'm not really doing a whole lot of actual streaming stuff
Appreciate you guys chillin
I
Said mr. Chester
I might have fucked up
Well, we're going back, brother. What's your bed? What'd you do?
You steal
Well, I dropped my own ball, but it showed right when I was gonna pick it up, but I'm fine
Get over here to us when you're done and we'll start over
it. I spent a lot of gold. Yeah, same. I'm fucking chillin, dude. There's one more thing
that I didn't get that's a little bit maybe good. It's an amulet where if I create against
a humanoid, I can choose a paralyzing for two rounds. I think maybe if we fought somebody
You're alone 350. Can you hook me? Can I hit 350 from you?
We're going to 50 gold? No, I'm going for it.
Okay, just to make sure that I'm in max capabilities, I'm beaten ass on the fucking dude.
You're good.
What are you buying?
It's an amulet where once per long rest, when scoring a critical hit on a humanoid,
the wearer can paralyze the target for two turns.
someone crazy. I created him. I can paralyze him. I think you think that's worth instead of my healing?
My heals are very small for us at this point.
I think it's pretty damn good. And with that, I feel like I am really strong at this point.
Also, I don't know if you talked to the little kid with the bow over there,
But he's got some goodies
All right, so we're all satisfied J didn't get anything
It doesn't have much that helps them
He's drew no drew it's kind of like not really extremely weird if I know
All right, so all the way he's playing it. I guess are we going to talk to this disciplines as well guy
Disciples real sorry not discipline
You see that south of us
I'm saying I'm saying
Oh yeah, that's it, fuck it.
It's like upstairs here, I think.
Yeah, this was the second part of that last bus.
Let's go talk to my guest, it's a quest.
You get to go all the way up these stairs.
Nobody passes excellent timing true soul
The goblins tell me how they suffered no we let him go
Supposedly
Coming across your memories in a blaze of excitement
She sees the goblins walking free and a burning rage fans across your mind like wildfire
I
Didn't expect you to do that. I was hoping you'd be able to help with something more important
But you're only fit to muck out the jail cells
Damn, show some fucking respect, bitch! We will murder you!
Searching for proof of your faith.
There is a tremor of shared ecstasy as she finds a mirror to her own desire.
Perfect. You crave what all true souls should, to be touched by the Absolute.
I have already been blessed to stand in her presence. It was bliss. She gave me everything I wanted.
I said, you want to be touched by the absolute?
Show me the power she gave me.
Why not?
What's the point in power if you don't get to have a little fun every now and again?
Her presence builds your mind, caressing, her strength, kissing,
The core, biting, cutting, your pulse races, your heart strains.
Then, as suddenly as it began, the pain becomes overwhelming pleasure.
She gave me the power to delight with the thought.
Or to kill.
So stay on my good side.
And the best way to do that is to serve General Thorne.
I have a mission for you that's it play along the closer you can get to the
general the closer you'll be to the answers you seek
yeah get us some money you feel her presence in your head again she grips
your mind squeezing until your vision blurs with pain the absolute blessings
a far greater value than any price you could name be wise obey there is a relic
that general thorn requires he sent his most trusted advisor disciple
balthazar to retrieve it the relic is beneath the thorn family mausoleum
that is where you are balthazar lost contact with him
Aid, Belfasar, if you can, and bring the relic home.
It is something that General Thorn desires, and that he has bended us to retrieve.
Yeah, we already talked about it.
That is all you need to know.
She's suddenly nervous, or edged.
Talking about the relic makes her anxious.
I kill anyone who does what to do it, yeah?
Yeah, I like that shit.
This is my story, bitch.
You the fuck are you?
I get 5 for the one that you showed us without it.
Fine, talk to the bugbear quartermaster. Tell him he's to share my secret stash with you.
I did that at first and then the thug kicked my ass.
The shadows around the moors in Hellman's Deep and Hungry.
You'll need a moon lantern to survive them. Take one from Balthazar's chambers.
But don't pry. The last person who snooped into his secrets lost their head.
I believe he uses it as a chamber pot.
That's kind of crazy. Someone's head is a pot.
Ah, toilet. Yeah.
I want to talk to this big motherfucker. What's up, bitch?
Big motherfucker.
No business here.
That's a bugbear.
Holy shit, it's Timmy's mom.
Goddamn dude, for real?
She's a nice lady.
Shehehehe, that's for real couch right there, Ant-Lion.
This door can be open.
Um, yeah, we don't want to fucking do that, it's red.
Let's not get fucking killed by everybody in here.
You some bitch.
careful what you click please careful what you click
yeah here they got bad movie scores
okay there's a door that's in the stir
where's this uh what's the plan
So we already
General Thorn has his precious cleric of Seluna by his side.
It is still shorter necromancer.
Balthazar is still missing.
Your success with Isabelle will count for little
if you don't fight her.
So I lost six games of ranked in League, dude.
Sheesh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is that the goodie thing that they were talking about?
Reward is impressive.
We captured the clerics.
You're reminded us of Balthazar as our current party.
So Balthazar is the dude head with the cut face, right?
Yeah.
So how the fuck do we do his shit?
All that dude told us was clear, but motherfucking path,
bros.
OK.
So what's up the last thing we can do?
Oh, I see you intersanked him at the top.
Find Catholic Storms Relic at the very north
at Grand Mausoleum.
Yes, so that looks like the gauntlet.
It looks like we just have to find that relic go back where we were. That's all I really see Jacob. What you thinking brother?
About what what do we do next should we go do should we go find ketheric thorms relic right now or should we go do some other shit?
it. Oh, honestly. Oh, you guys did actually back where it's like I'm also in the form
of a yeah, I'm just that showed up. We were just searching around. We're fighting two
zombies over here, by the way. The fuck before I have a friend named to back.
Don't worry, I'll come and beat ass real quick, though. Don't worry.
Ass-beatin' time, bitch!
Yeah, yeah!
Oh, yeah, they come back to life.
New bow!
See you, small fucka!
Okay.
At least they can't loot the corpses.
Oh, fuck, I looted the corpse.
We're good, though. No one saw me. I think we're good.
watch looking at us in here be careful I'll touch it I supposed to because I
almost fucked up there should be good in here not a door there but that one is
right yeah look at these books on any chest
I think I got a chest.
You can hit him, but that spawns a fucking zombie place on him.
Ooh.
I'm gonna put something in here.
He did open that fucking door.
It's another door, but where's that go?
Look, there's, there's lighting up above here.
What the fuck happened to you guys?
Aw, shit!
we're getting poisoned Jacob oh fuck that was you getting poisoned I thought you
were me so I walked into it trying to walk out this door over here's locked
we're lucky enough all right should I attack it or should I I don't know I
don't want to okay we're fine nothing crazy nothing
stop fucking up stop fucking up
I don't know if we needed that do we need that
this room's clear
there's an altar here how do we we gotta figure out
we gotta put in this altar
is it a ladder?
Oh, what is that white circle? Is that just a light illuminating?
Yeah, it's just a illuminating fire.
Ah.
It keeps the bad shit a bag, gosh.
She's got a big goblin lady, or the orc girl. She looks like she's very easy romance.
She's like horny, I guess.
I think that's what I did
That little bad head that spikes yeah, those those than the other one give it a musty one was poison
Yeah.
Read this journal, hold on, personal notes.
Yeah.
Hmm, the force tunnel seems pretty cool.
It's 12pm there, we're in the second world.
Is this?
Yeah, maybe we can just teleport back to the Bosley open, yeah, it's gonna be so easy
came here got our vendors got the extra class that you're already kind of doing
you always got extra and like the same class or something else
yeah
different little story
if we're back to you know we're not going to win something
grandmasliana north
yep
let's go
We're finally about to go in here.
It's not going to do that temple you skipped.
There's a temple we skipped.
We are in that one place that we didn't finish doing because you guys didn't want to finish it because you'd lose your vendors.
Yeah, that's true. That's where we are. This is it.
What are you talking about? That was the gauntlet of Shar.
Oh
That's the mausoleum dude. Yeah, this is Ketherthorn's rolling.
No, we came to the mausoleum to fucking teleport away from the place we were in, the Gauntlet of Shard, to go to Moonrise so we didn't complete it on purpose.
Oh, I opened it. That's inside the mausoleum.
Alright.
Yeah inside the mausoleum we can just teleport there
Teleports to the gauntlet of motherfucking char
I
Grand mausoleum seven times. I think you walk into the grand mausoleum to see this shit, which could
Know
I'm not sure anymore. I'm not gonna lie. We've walked a lot of paths. I'm getting good
right area
I think they were saying finding the relic was was what would cause it to be that we lose our shit I'm pretty sure no
Yeah, I was finishing this area. This is the last place
So we're just licking a spider.
We'll go with the mausoleum now.
Uh, don't let a shark.
Don't let a shark? Okay, sorry.
I was breaking into a room to get stuff.
Of course you did.
I'll get too far, too far, boys.
You guys hear me, Governor?
This could be some different shit, but it's like some jump opportunities.
There's a...
I'm gonna go with the front one, actually.
Just go up here, I think.
That's where the spider is. There's the spider you were looking.
Yeah.
Just go up here.
Yeah, some stairs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is...
I'm gonna go up the stairs, lead.
I'm gonna wait for the boys.
Just to look in.
This is where we're going.
the bottom of the statue is where we fight all the, gotta take the elevator, I don't know.
I think we have to get that middle elevator working.
We got the elevator, we just didn't go down it.
Did it get to work?
Where's the elevator at? You guys know?
Just teleport back.
Tell four back to what other ground
So we can't go down this elevator here
Well, yeah, never we fucked it up didn't we? Or can we not jump to that thing?
You couldn't do the pedestal of reckoning another
I'm saving go down right now maybe goes up oh shit this is the first time I've
been on this or no I don't ever go on it
just like that
I have three
I want to try to sanction off there
oh shit
we have the warp skills
I have two
I think I still have one
unless you took it off
I still have one number of jump
can you put it on me because I'm I can't insert it
let's get back because that's where we got the other one
killed somebody and they dropped oh the guy that I talked into exploding dropped one
so if you go back we're gonna be able to do this anyway
Okay, we got a lever right here, probably just close the door and pull the lever.
Jacob's lost forever.
He's back.
Yeah, don't see him.
Look, that's the best way to get them secrets.
Oh, maybe wait for it.
Ole, bro.
The Shadowfell entrance.
Candles received condition burning do you see all that pop-up on the right?
Glick a sacrifice.
One more test awaits dude.
Wait Steve.
Shroud yourself in Blackest Night.
Deliver the Night Mother's Mercy upon her enemies.
Trust your secrets to the night.
You gotta put stuff on here, dude.
The fuck do we put on here?
Deliver the Night Mother's Mercy upon her enemies.
Does it give me the option to put shit?
That spear?
Drop the spear on that first one.
drop the spear that you picked up here.
Well, it doesn't give me an option to like, no I didn't sell it, it doesn't give me the
option to like, do anything.
Take it, you take it up here, yeah yeah.
Place it on there.
Can't we just click inside this place?
I mean possibly, but these things are supposed to do something.
Well, I just dropped it on the ground, spear of night.
I've been saying the same things that have been written all over this place.
I mean, are they meant to have stuff put on them or are they just there for reading?
Yeah, they should give you options to put shit.
You click I and then you click and drag it where you want it, right?
Um, okay, yeah, put it on the ground again. I can just drag it against.
It says not enough space.
Okay, yeah, so that's never the night. I guess we just run into the water
Yeah
You are ready or so you hope
Okay, I guess so right
Yeah, I don't think there's anything else to do and we know of the least
I mean are we doing both of those shit right now?
Yeah, looking for the relic in here. Yeah, so we're looking for the relic. This is about
for the first time in my life, of course. You are ready. Also, you hope.
I mean, I can't go anywhere. Are you good? I don't think I've seen you.
You are ready. Oh, you're in the car. So you hope.
It's got sucked under the water.
Oh, good.
Ah, where's the other one?
He's invisible.
Oh, okay.
I wonder where it's at.
He went down here with us.
Let's go ahead and see.
You cleared the way for me, truth so. What promising fresh you are. As you rule, I shall
let you bear witness to my masterpiece.
Attack!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Shadowfell, or at least a little pocketarm, repurposed it to house the ring.
Your lack of ability at arms.
We made for an adequate Eren boy thus far, but Eren will not overstate your virtues.
I want to kill this guy, dude.
I'm here.
That was pretty cool.
Yeah, this is kind of epic.
Yeah, the world is going to be so awesome.
Better be an epic fight somewhere here soon.
It's not going to be a cool trip.
Here you go!
interesting who's this
talking to you tony
I say we kill this dude and free the night sign
that was hard to do here
All this time, and you still fail to appreciate the gifts I bestowed on you, alien.
Sad to see a thing of beauty, not recognize its own worth, but general form.
He appreciates you, and he wants you close at hand.
So, I am here to whisk you back to him.
I welcomed the sight of him after these hundred years.
He whose immortality I supply with my very soul.
General Thorne.
I'm sure you'll be on your best behavior for him, but just in case, I've taken some precautions.
Keep back. It will take quite some concentration to secure Aelyn for her little journey.
Attack him, dude. Attack him from this guy. I hate this guy.
I can do whatever I want. She is mine. An Asimah bound to a soul cage of my creation.
lending her immortal strength to General Ford.
Her power, his will, and my genius.
An unsurpassable feat.
Ramblin's most unsane.
Poor Balfour's up.
The maggots ate his brain long ago.
Hold your tongue, Aiden, or I'll take it away from you again.
And you no more questions no more interference
Oh, I like that first one
You haven't been paying attention have you I'll revive your carcass and add you to my bet on you
Then you'll have all the time in the world to think on your mistakes
oh shit game time motherfucker got to beat that ass we're upgraded oh fuck
there's a lot of them and these guys are big mofos
I think you're way to back I might just fuck this destroyer up straight away
I think Skeletons are on the other side.
I mean on my turn I can hit the EF.
Oh maybe I can push this dude off.
I think so.
It says on dead, it literally says on dead on top.
Do I want to go after him directly?
Yo, I can maybe take this guy over to my left.
If we go for Balthazar, it would be a good idea, huh?
I would go for some little guys.
Balthazar, we're even acing.
I see.
I'm going to try to take over this big muck on him.
Oh, shit.
What does that mean?
What did he just do?
What is this?
Push is a bonus action chat. Alright, maybe I try to take him and I push him.
Can you think of that?
Why?
Ah, you miss, motherfucker. I'm elusive.
Oh. Yeah, so that's not good.
Oh, there he is. I'm good.
This guy behind me, he doesn't go.
I'm gonna try to knock him off and then maybe grab someone else as my minion.
That would be best case scenario for me, I think.
Ooh, that's good, that's good.
You're a big A.O.E. guy now, Kev.
Yeah, as long as I don't get my concentration
going, I just get away.
Do you think that'll be the play chat?
How successful do you think it'll be to now?
I guess it'll tell me.
We'll see.
You dummy, I'm knocking that guy off.
listen to my fucking comms
you just said the guy right next to me I said
I don't see anything there
I have a 49 percent chance I'm going for it
that's right
bitch
Wait, it's now I'm gonna try to take this one fuck it over small chance, but I'm going for a coin flip get him
Well
I decided to go for it.
Well listen, I killed one guy.
That's good enough for now.
And I don't get to control Undead, which kind of hurts.
I'm not going to lie, that sucks.
Wait, it's until long rest.
Do I get to use it again if I don't get them?
I wonder if Jacob can push me out of this bitch.
I can fucking reach that fucking car.
Where are you?
I'm not sure where you're standing.
I'm at the very top.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
You may have spoke a little too early for this guy.
That's not fault.
I can try and pull you.
Just do what you think is going to be good.
I'll be okay either way.
Holy shit that was a fucking
Oh she's let's go that's huge wiener right there. That's huge wiener.
Hopefully I still don't have the debuff. I'm not really sure how it works.
Don't push me. Don't push me.
Have to admit though pushing one of those big boys off is a good good play.
I'm a loser
So do I get to use this again chat probably not hot chat
I think it's a channel of charge. I don't have any more of those. Yeah, I don't have any more of those. Okay. Yeah
Fuck a lucif, baby
I ain't fucking playing
We're all
Oh fuck
So I hellish rebuked this guy for 3 to 30 for a free kill.
Get him.
He's going to pop into a fucking other one of those balls.
Like the hell he is again.
Sure, okay, maybe I don't want to do this yet.
Maybe I push this motherfucker off the edge then dude.
If I'm going to lie that might not be a bad idea.
Can you push him? Jimmy?
this little apostate, whatever apostate you're under?
I'm not very good at it.
What's your percentage?
I have disengaged on a million years ago.
This guy right to my basic farm.
Yeah, just curious.
55%.
Okay, it's a coin flip.
All right, whatever you want to do, bro, they'll let me do what you think is right.
Cause if that guy does truly put that, that gets the dude to put the big circle on a spurring of being fucking circle of it.
Well it's when they die, oh true, yeah.
Unless we pile them all up and kill them and then it's just one area that we'd say we're present.
Yeah, they are pretty low-hp-pizzle.
I'm about to dump all my damage into the destroyer though to be honest with you. I'm about to just fucking destroy this dude.
I'm gonna get destroyed by the destroyer.
How do I set this engage?
There's a hole.
How do I make this engage first, Jack?
You're trying to kill Baltafuckins are right now. Yeah, there's 17 people around us
What is killing him gonna do for us right now?
killing him might kill everything no you're dreaming what is this fucking shit
that we're in now dude this cloud stuff oh my fucking lord have mercy okay I like
I like that Kevin, I like that a lot.
Oh, okay.
They don't, those guys don't have any social on them.
Well, he casted it on their dead body.
He casted it on, I don't even think it was a dead body, he just casted it on you this time.
Or somebody.
I thought it was on the corpse, you know?
I mean, the first one was, this one was on one of you.
I believe you attacked with it.
Elusive, baby.
Elusive.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Do I go for the big boy kill or do I go for little kills here?
It's not worth it to Cleave, it's not worth it to that guy.
Dude, you gotta be fucking kidding me at 1880%, brother.
I might just level 2 smite this thing just in case to try to get a kill here.
Or do I level 1 smite him, hold on, let me think about this for a second, let me
22, yeah, I should be able to kill him with just a little bit more on this cloud.
Okay, now I can crack this motherfucker.
You gotta get out of this fart cloud, dude.
Oh, fuck. Actually, I just took my shit.
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna be in this fart cloud, and there's nothing I can do about it.
I took my shit.
Jared took shit.
I'm fucking dead.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm fucking dead.
I can't even move.
Or I'll get attacked. Yeah, I might be dead here.
I'm not kidding.
I should have misty stepped out instead of killing the second skeleton.
I could have misty stepped killed this motherfucker or something, chat, you know what I'm saying?
I'm saying and then like moved up on thoughts are I'm not sure. I don't know. I may have fucked up here boys
Okay
Holy shit that is gangster as fuck. I didn't even know that thing I will when I can
You want to just fucking murder this dude? I hope it doesn't do that blocking shit that dude that guy dying in that thing
You're so clutch it's insane
That's fun, that's fine you got us out of a big boy damaged by the least
Should we go for a Baltas are all in here
I could missy step to 10 back and get him
You can okay, okay, I'm elusive
I could smack some of these little guys or I can jump damage in the big boy here. He's gonna tell you
Okay, okay, that's not far that's not far
Wait who can't be I
Can't be killed
Oh
That's good enough whatever
So I'm okay, I can heal
Okay, I'm just gonna dump that should I dump damage in a balthasor or should I try to kill a few people around?
I don't think we're gonna be able to dump him. I think he's gonna be able to escape us before we...
I'm not sure. I think...
Oh, that is huge!
Kevin!
That is crazy!
Now we dump him.
Yeah, that's a nice action.
Well, Tim is dead.
I think we dump... I think we dump him out anyways.
Or I can get Timmy up with a misty step Jay
Maybe
What's that I can't pick anybody up not even him
Okay, well I guess I'm just gonna smite the fuck out of the student hope
No, I'm saying should I misty set to to
To
No, no, I know but what if I lay on hands on misty set lamb hands
Listen Kevin he's your responsibility. I'm getting crazy 40% chance
Going for it
You rolled an 11, so you want to hit that, you want to hit Executioner or else you won't play him.
Once for long rest, when you kill a creature, your next attack will be critical.
No, because I'm not going to kill him.
No, you killed something else, so now you can hit roll it if you use Executioner.
So you rolled an, like it says, you need a 17 to hit.
that's huge okay I can maybe just I can just smite him again really 40%
right that's all I got boys the best I can do maybe I step away a little Jay
Get away from me a bit. Try to give you a little room.
Nah, he doesn't like me, but...
Fuck, man!
Maybe I should have healed instead of going for the third attack.
Let's go, Jay. Let's go, Jay. That's damaged. That's damaged.
Okay, that guy just gets fucked the whole way through here.
Please die. Oh, he got through it. He got through it.
You're elusive!
good thing I did good that executioner actually gets a fucking series
oh no that's unfortunate
that's when I moved away from that force
is that still in the house?
yeah I think I had me
this is the problem dude this is only me and you
this is only me and you
you died died?
yeah
I'm sleeping brother
sleeping brother no fucking way
I know this guy's fucking crazy.
Okay, 12 dude, 12.
OH, HE HITS IT!
Fuck you, Poptazar!
Okay, maybe we can bring this back.
They're all li- they're all small motherfuckers.
We can fuck these dudes up.
I can maybe try to get a rez on Timmy.
You can rez both of those then.
I'll like teleport us too, you think?
Think so. I think that's how it works.
I can't believe you hit him 12 on the dodge right now, it's fucking nutty.
Yeah, that's kind of hilarious.
I was hoping you'd do all these things with the eyes, just not...
Releases. Releases.
I'm very not a loser.
Oh buddy.
You get a critical miss on me. I'm sleeping still, bro. Shut up, man.
Wake up!
There you go, boys.
One more time, you little boy.
Oh, buddy boy.
You're not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm sure you're watching me. Yeah, are you checking on me now?
He's sleeping beauty over here.
Checking on me?
Jump onto those guys.
Let this guy get you.
Just wake him up.
I can't wake him up.
The guy that hits him will wake him up.
Yeah, but he also might hit him for 20 seconds.
He's about 10 seconds to get the fuck out of here.
Nah.
I can jump on these dudes over here and possibly kill them.
They get adapted over here to like the first.
Jump on that guy instead.
Right?
Jump on him?
Yeah, I would jump on him because that's where they're going to have to run and we'll
have the opportunity.
Maybe like a 30% chance.
You're like a 30% chance.
Fuck it.
Yes.
Hello.
Ain't no way!
I'm sleeping again!
Is anybody asleep on the fucker?
Oh, jeez it.
Yeah, someone's casting sleep on me. It ain't me.
I think it's this motherfucker librarian.
He's just done.
You might be in trouble.
Oh, that's gigantic.
Is that what people in the sleep department say?
You can't walk up here to score a fucking barrier.
You all beat your ass. I'm elusive while I'm sleeping.
You're elusive.
Yes, he dashes. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Maybe we get a little rest.
Oh, yeah, come right here, buddy.
Come right here.
You're elusive!
It's my turn, don't worry.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, no shit, Timmy!
What gave you that idea?
The fucking bubbles coming up over my head?
Oh, my God, laying down!
Holy shit, you're just jumping on all these guys.
You don't even need me, brother.
You found the OP class.
What the bitch?
Holy shit.
Thank you, man.
The OP class, guys.
Holy shit.
Druid is crazy.
Man, how many did he have?
He just jumped around this bitch and destroyed.
Weed.
Oh my god.
We barely walked out of that one, boys.
What do you mean I did while I'm dead?
Yeah, Kevin got kicked off look at look at where Kevin got kicked row. It's a tornado fucking using another dimension right now, bro
How do we how should we resist should we go we can't go back to can't get away. Yeah, we can't know we can't run out
Yeah, I'm at scroll res. Yeah, I'm gonna try.
Just click profile, but I'm sure it will be better.
Target is blocked. Choose destiny. I can't get you.
You click every minute you click where he teleports to.
Oh, okay. Choose destination.
I'm back baby you're back
Okay, you want me to raise the other guy to jail they have two more
You hit him in a
All right, we should do a mini rest now, right? Yeah, should we do another like
Okay, I'm gonna save holy shit Jay you clutched that I was fucking crazy
like
I like that one because that's kind of where I was on that
Yeah
Yeah, I like that top one too, I go a lot.
I think we'd be cool to air she's dope.
wait you're not gonna kill her right oh my god I thought she I thought we fucked
up you're about to take her head you thought she was bowing down to get killed
yeah honestly I was like oh so she's the source of his or immortality
Oh
Shit she's got clothes
damn that was pretty bad I have no idea what was going on
this is pretty badass
she has wings too
holy shit
it's good bro it's fucking good
I imagine a lot of people take this route saving her
I
Was my weapon though
She's making it right now. She's making a run. I just got the slamming of the ground
It's gonna be like what do you want a hammer a fucking dagger a fucking bow
Nope, never mind. She just gave us a fucking moon like live
What a trash weapon bro, what the it's too added actually
Yeah, lady, I just bought an axe that's a little stronger than that. Can you give me something
different?
Yeah, we're not having Shadowheart, she'd be a big part of us.
She looks badass.
Yes we have.
Must be in the middle of their bodies.
Where's Balthasar, God?
That's the weapon I want to look at.
That's the knife.
It's in your inventory.
Oh, I see it.
How's it got stuck?
Shit.
I don't like it this is good.
I don't think it's as good.
We killed a lot of people.
That's kind of crazy now, I mean there's like 20 bodies to live here.
I think I think the Howard's still better for me they had a circle of blows this
has pretty good saving
I
Light undead within six years are resistant to blood
I am doubled up my helmet and my chest they don't really help me and pull a lot together what do you do?
is on you
That's like
All I get on my guy is Hunter's Mark, which I don't really use. Attackers can't land critical hits on me, but I already have that on my chest.
And then I have resistance to fire damage, but I'd say, I guess.
You can always throw it on and cast it. If there's dead shit, they can launch it around you, then you'll be able to load their gun.
I'll fuck with it. Making me a full-blown necromancer would be kind of like...
We're like a...
You can probably use it on one of these guys right now.
It just... I think it raises a summon from a dead body.
Doesn't actually raise the dead...
How long does it stay with me?
I'm just saying.
I think it stays till it dies or long rest.
I see.
Grab a destroyer.
If I use this...
Create a undead server from Corpse Target.
Must be a medium or small corpse and long rest.
Not long rest, I think it is.
Try and take the bigger guys, cause they might get us medium.
Where is one of the bigger guys?
Okay, so you might try it on someone right now. What about should we long rest first and then try it?
I'll try it on them.
We can all rest here.
Okay, we can rest here anyway.
Different strings too.
Small medium size. I don't know if it's going to change the thing you get.
target must be medium or small force, sorry, but there's two things, it's a select variant.
Animate dead skeleton or animate dead zombie? It's a skeleton, right?
Ah, okay, so you have to choose which one you want, and then it's probably just takes the
pocket. This is probably the case, you can't use it on a target.
Zombie has more HP, okay, I'll try that.
Target can't be reanimated.
Logo is just a little bit of one, that's probably a large.
That's neither
Yeah, I'll just have to use it on something else later. It's all good. All right, I think we have this bitch then, right?
You've finally showed yourself. I thought you might try and avoid me the fuck I had a choice to be pissed at you in the heart of Lady
Shars domain
You denied me that chance
Oh, cuz we didn't bring her my future is gone. She was supposed to kill the night
I'm blown ashes and wasted potential
Damn, bro
Be grateful. I don't rid myself of it with a blade bitch
Yo, you spent that whole time trying to get in this ladies pants and she's pissing you now
There is no we
Not any more you guys fuck the guys fuck this up for me
Yeah, I guess that was her thing she needed to kill that bitch
Yeah, I'll see you later
If you don't play as her and you make the choice for her she doesn't have like this
Did she just dip on our group? She's gone?
She's not in our party anymore for reals do you show me at her camp?
There's got to be a way to find her
That was start to finish this motherfucker would go back to camp and have conversations with her
my long game. Oh man, herma gone bro. She killed the other chick too, that is permaga.
Where the fuck are we supposed to go now dude? We go back to
she should have told us that you know she should have popped up and told us like you sure you
want it we couldn't do anything anyway because we can't put her in the fucking party.
Yeah, I mean if we saved her though, I'm pretty sure. Oh, I mean if oh, yeah, so even if we killed her she still would have
of this to us. Oh, yeah, come on. Where you at? Where'd you go, Jay? Which one? Where'd
those guys we're gonna go assault it is and go kill Kevry
what if I can res one of these guys
oh sure
yeah these are regular guys
this question here guys 76 HP
should I try
yeah
nah I can't
I'll find somebody I'll find somebody
do we want a long rest for this or do we just
we get on this
I still have two or two on spells so I'm okay
Useful has an illicit parasite in that corpse. You should take a look. There's a fucking parasite in the fucking corpse gas
Yeah, this armors are 400 G. Dude this plate armor
Yeah, these armors are worth a lot this armor right here's worth 1,100 the fuck I didn't get to pick it up you dummy
So uh, I had a shower show up with that one.
Remember when she was mad at us and we almost killed her?
We knocked her ass out? She forgot dude, we knocked her out.
I think it might be a parasite that works, dude.
Who's choosing me? Uh, let's just
concentrate on the fight ahead, the real battle is yet to begin.
I'm aching to have you. My heartburns are gone.
We had an office check out. Shadows lost in the shadows deeper for my mind.
And the last one's ending. But I wouldn't believe it weren't for you.
so what do you say shall we take the final steps together
hey that's all fitting that you walk alone
I walk around while we eat ruffles
the time had gone by
she has some crazy eyebrows oh got that that's a weapon
hold on I gotta check these bodies for fucking for armor that are worth a lot
there's a dude 1100 on that armor Kevbo
I mean shit don't just still be a decent chunk you know I'm saying I need money
I'm not even that I'm like
the camp the camp and then when you go to a plan of vendor you just load up
well yeah do you get this memorize guard key
okay
I'm a little bit worried because Orton on the fire is like a bad guy.
Who is?
Oh, that's her right there.
Is that not?
Is that her?
No.
That is her.
Oh, we're about to walk into a fight for sure.
She's waiting for us to come beat her ass in.
Wait, wait, let us get- let's walk together, so we're all together.
We can't long rest here if we are going to.
I'm okay, I don't need the long rest, but, you know, it could help overall.
Oh, shit.
first, then her, and in death, she will serve the rest of the world, supposedly.
Who's deciding right now?
Like a kitten roaring at a tiger.
Boys, make this traitor bleed.
Oh
This is about to be a fight you that bitch that big-ass glory yourself level four
Yeah, there's see the person up top though. See that person up top the archer. I don't like that deal
There's a couple people up top there's a few people up top dude
Might not be a bad idea to misty step up there and beat ass
We might maybe back up make them come to us type of shit
type shit
Then but then Jair might go forward and just died to be honest
I control I control oh really
Oh that confusion might make them attack each other. I like that. I can actually, I can
actually do some shit too, bro, where I try to put Crown of Madness on one of them and
make them attack anyone closest to him
did you swap your thing back out?
what's up?
no no i'm still gonna use it in the sweat
animate the fucking dead bro i'm gonna kill this
glork bitch and then take her body over
She's probably large actually. Hold on.
Does it tell me if they're large or small?
Oh shit.
This chick's dropped.
I'm not really sure.
Oh, okay. Good to see you sir.
How are you doing mate? Thank you for...
Does that take a spell slot?
It doesn't take a spell slot. It's just an action.
Oh fuck.
Target must be a humanoid.
Yo, what if I just, what if I do it on the main jam or do you want me to try it, okay?
Prepare.
No!
That never hits and I'm so sad about it.
I might just do this one, two, I might put a little defensive on Timmy here, shield
of faith motherfucker, do you accept the shield of faith?
I'm concentrating on that side of the back off obviously
She's gonna make you elusive bro
You're supposed to be sleeping like an hour ago
We're playing Baldur's fucking gate though brother now I'm gonna be calling it after this fight
this has to be last fight by the way guys it's fucking 5 in the morning after the
shit
so let's try to get a dub here I like forcing these dashes that are gonna be
setting up for a big a we do you put your little fucking tentacle thing on
these stairs and they might have problems
I wanted to, but I don't have it.
Uh, right on us?
Oh, no.
Okay.
Who just got shattered?
Did I get fucked up there?
What is this HP on this guy?
This is...
All the slaves buff on the arrows.
They're not really good.
Holy shitballs.
Here we go.
It's go time.
I can heist the stairs again.
I do like that.
I lose concentration chat
What is like a 10 health just shit balls is that?
Yeah, I get a 10 if I back off to you. I'm gonna use a small potion here
and then
I'll chill out here
Zombie you better tank an attack for me brother you got ten health. I thought you're gonna be way fucking stronger than that
Got a useful for combat, but is it giving more health and using for comma
That's not I tried it didn't let me
It's all good fuck it
Yeah, it was my my fire attack
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Nice to see you.
No!
No, no, no, no!
Oh, it's so funny.
That's good, the whole fucking shit.
That's so funny.
Oh!
You are not elusive.
Oh, they're all confused.
She's confused with the Elves.
No!
These pro guys are going to be at nice place.
They're all confused, all hidden in Tyche.
Oh, shit.
I might be able to uh...
Oh my god, do we want her not to die, like, badly?
Maybe I throw a potion at her and I can heal Jacob if he doesn't go too far.
Maybe I throw a potion at her and I can heal Jacob if he doesn't go too far
Still though does it help me that does it help to heal you J
Or should I just let you turn out like a turn back dealer? Okay?
You're fine
Like I said I can throw a potion at her and then I can give Jacob a lay on hands.
I'm probably fine.
Yeah throw a big potion at her.
I got some really good ones on that.
Wait just throw, just throw a take on action actually.
Yeah I think it does, I think about it.
Yeah that's a main action.
I can't do that.
I'm either healing her or I'm healing Jacob.
If Jacob's fine should I just lay on hands her?
Yeah, I'd say lay on the answer, honestly.
I don't know, she, she's had a minor really hurt herself.
I can't really back off.
I moved to the left a little bit, I guess.
Maybe I moved to the right again.
Okay, dude.
I'm not doing much, I'm not doing much.
I'm just standing here, I shot him so he got pissed I guess.
I'm gonna do a bow.
I'm gonna be able to shoot these guys.
I definitely want to take out these bow guys up top, they're a problem.
But it's kind of a problem to get to them in general.
Shit dude, I might just missy step up to that shit.
Get crazy.
Depending on how well people are around.
Where's my bonus action?
I think it's gone.
I think because we're slow, we don't got it.
Okay.
Do I yield with her?
Oh, like, man.
Okay, what's she gonna do here?
Oh, you're doing that, so okay.
Yeah, yeah, I can.
if we don't want her to die, we want her backed off
I don't give a shit how much damage she does, we should back her off
I mean, I have a cure for these...
...healing
Should I heal myself with it?
Cause I'm about dead
Yeah, fuck yeah, you should
And then back her off
Oh wait, can't back her off, there's a fuckin' level 1 HP Guardian behind us
Yeah, just don't walk in the circle
Yeah, if you walk in the circle, it attacks
The attacks don't account for you to get in the circle
Okay, well we just gotta boat him down then.
Yeah, we can't use the normal side of the shoes.
They're slow.
Actually, we can't use the motions right now.
Just back her off to Timmick.
Yeah, you're throwing in the darkness.
walk in the darkness that's like he'd have to walk over there maybe
okay well he's pretty low HP though that had to be an action yes that's okay
What is that?
Who's the one doing that we got to break the adept
That's a fucking problem, brothers.
And you do damage to the guy to break his concentration.
I can res Jacob.
Is that spirit guy right here?
I don't know.
I can maybe kill him.
I don't think he's going to break his concentration.
Yo, my chicken wild shape.
Yeah, she's called the Druid.
I
Swap my shield of faith
one health. How does he have one health? That's kind of an issue. Wrapping drops though, right?
back up for a while
It takes an action unless you're
drew
Do with change?
I wanted to back off dude. I'm telling you it would have been better because we wouldn't be getting attacked for these fucking
Well, no more fucking or protection on Jacob. Oh, you saved you saved on it. I took it off. It told me I'm not concentrated anywhere
I
Jacob is getting attacked beyond bro. This is why we needed to back off from the very beginning bro
So we needed these archers to move I'm fearful or some shit. It's forcing me to just run through these a-lo
I mean I should kill this wait why did I just back off no and I'm disarmed shut up dude
That's a little bit fucking shit dude. Yeah, listen we needed to back off and force these guys off
We're like we're funneled and they don't even need to move
I don't know if we're going to win this one, but it's a rule of the year, at least if.
I'm a leapsy.
I left my weapon over there because I'm feared.
My weapon's just sitting on the ground.
See, these guys are getting at least two of them at the dash here, but one of them's
attacking.
That wasn't too bad.
Not, not, not.
It was not great, not great.
I'm not great.
Okay.
When you guys be a resident, I think you're good.
It matters unto yourself.
Oh, Lucif, man.
Lucif, you're Lucif. Okay.
That's close.
My character runs away.
BOOM!
Oh my god, I'm running away, brother,
and I don't get a turn.
That is such a load of donkey shit, bro.
Oh
Kind of dumb shit is fearful
She comes out of panther and doesn't have it
This might be a reset your voice
I think we're dead
I'm still here don't I still one HP
I'm gonna go to my house you beat the who just hit me what's his health 31 which one was it
the little guy or is it one of the big guys
was it the ten of the three? I think it was six
ten of the three
yeah he's got six eggs doing
at least I don't get a hell of a tribute to that
oh fuck
see like when we back off we would force these guys
them to get off of their spots you know I'm saying are like not even get a tax
on us we just go back to the door and make them follow through the door the
question is do I go for the pickup on my fucking weapon or do I just try to
shoot this guy maybe I kill this adept oh that was not great
I killed him I'm gonna go for a kill on this guy now no brother what a joke
why get my weapon back but I don't want to run into death right like fuck me
That's the back off, there's much I can't even, I actually can't.
Yeah, I'm gonna get a little more of that.
Yeah, tell me.
Do I get attacked by that guy? Let's find out.
Good.
Okay.
We got this.
Here we go.
I'm gonna try I guess my turn I'm gonna try to hit a big potion and then try to get get one he does
uh no way he dashed and got around until chick can't even rest there you have it now do you have
that helmet that raises that the heels everybody because I don't rest over this
no that's my neck piece I'm probably gonna put that back on after this though
cuz I'm gonna put my amulet will be really worth it you think I can throw
one in the center of both of you like a potion it looks like it let me try here
You're one of the big ass potions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll use my big ones.
How much is your big one?
Nah, it doesn't get both of you.
Wait, it does.
That's a load of shit. It showed both of you.
That's so fucking stupid.
Um, what'd you say?
Too late, my friend.
Yeah.
Well, it's like the second reaction you can resume with a potion.
I'm just gonna go for this.
I'm a little annoyed at that because it literally had the thing like the little arrows on both of them
It's just like I feel like if I had to give one annoying thing about this game. It's throwing potions. I
really think that
It was kind of a kind of an annoying
Mechanic that it like I could have sworn I saw the arrows
Heal yourself. Oh, I can still I can still heal myself
Wish I could do more of my fucking weapons missing though
Just picking up my weapon and equipping it, take a turn, equipping it will take an action.
That was rude.
I lose it baby, get off me.
I don't fucking play.
I don't fucking play, although Jacob doesn't fucking play.
I might misty-stip grab my shit and then try to walk back with it.
You have a bonus action heal you can get me up with and then shape-shift.
And then we both just get shot.
I could probably...
No, no, if you have a bonus action and then you can shape-shift.
That is my fucking bonus action.
You can control all four.
Getting up from death.
What do you mean I control all four?
The fuck's that even mean?
I didn't know how to shape-shift.
Fuck it mean?
Oh, you're talking about you guys talking to someone else I
Can get you up Kevin. I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna try to get you a Brenna wait. I fucking can't dude
I
Don't have a land hands. I can I could throw back a potion on you. I could throw a potion on you
Yeah, give me take my mind the
Superior I have one more. I have one more superior
Wait, it says I only have like a certain chance to get you
Don't click him click around don't click on him
I believe you're here.
Actually, I believe you're here.
Actually, instead of healing, I'm just gonna take the weapon.
Do I go for my weapon here?
Full health, full health, let's go.
Oh shit, I can loot this chick over here.
Disarmed you mean a disarmed
Here is dead. I can leader. How come I can't shout out this guy. That's his interrupted
Yeah
I
Want to get my weapon on the floor chap, but I don't want to just take a shitload of damage by all five of these guys
You know I'm saying I need these guys to move
There's much I want to grab my weapon. I just don't think it's important right now.
I do have a backup in my bags, I guess, but I think it'll be fine.
That's good, that's good either. They're big boys, too, but they're fucking big.
They just showed up, I think.
of
force.
Play the song Kevin.
Alright, here's what I'm gonna do here.
How do I equip my weapon now, that I just picked up?
Okay, I'm back.
I want to go up and help Jacob mitigate some damage, but at the same time it's like I'm not sure
I shall remove right here. Don't fuck it. It sucks. We lost that chick, but I honestly don't care that much about her, so
I'm going to grab my staff, okay?
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Might be in snare, but he can still jump.
Beautiful, beautiful.
All your mopping, all your fucking mopping.
Unless these wardens move up right now, which they probably will.
There we go.
This guy's fucking dead.
I'm killing this bitch.
Can you feel the skills being nauseous, let's go.
I just took a huge deep breath in inside of Kevin's part.
Take that for a five.
I like that, I like that.
Low roll I think, but so good.
Yeah, it can do up to 48 damage.
I'm thinking I'm going here and then I'm going to go with, I don't have any damage to deal
I'm out of spells, so I'm just gonna have to go with this.
Shit, that's still pretty dazed. Maybe I fucking lacerate him for the last, and might die to a bleed.
Okay.
Well, my last rates on he'll die to a bleed on his turn I believe. Oh, he's not you're right. Oh
My gosh, he died and came back
You got this coin flip on our inner favor, baby
Lux on our side
JK
Nice try that. Thank you, brother
so they can't attack when you do that huh?
that's crazy
they can't do any actions
that's absolutely insane
that's really really good
you're stopping them from doing that
they're out of it
yeah yeah
they step out of it though which is perfect
now he's going to run into it
dude he's going to be scared of me
yeah we're mopping these dudes
we got this shit
oh my god
that's crazy damage
break the fuck out
Oh, who the fuck is that?
Just stay out of the circle.
Just don't walk into it.
If you're in it, walk the fuck out of it.
Don't attack him while you're in it.
Okay, so we gotta range him down?
Just stay away from him.
He can't be. He should be stationary.
Oh, really? Okay.
He can't range him.
You should be stationary.
We'll clear Mount Ron all of a sudden.
Every time I'm used to these things,
I could be wrong.
Oh, he died.
Yeah, so it's just the invisible guy left.
Invisible guy, yeah.
Let's see, he didn't move from over there.
I don't have anything.
I have an eyeball.
I'll jump over there.
Well, maybe if I get closer.
Perfect.
I
Off in spotted bitch gotcha bitch
Lucifer I can't I can't
I'm gonna get him without going to the far side
Actually, I think I can
Aw, baby, let's go, let's go, we win those
I don't know how the fuck we won that, but we won that
We're gonna need to get a rest here
corpse you should take a look we lost the chick though man rip at rip storylines
mindflayer parasite specimen
Oh man that's rough I blame Kevin he's controlling him.
Kevin I control him.
I tried to heal him.
He was over and over again.
Kevin I control him.
That's why she's fucking dead.
Is that what happened?
It's all Kevin's fault.
That's why Shadowheart's gone.
Okay, that's why shadow heart is gone
It's not the flag from what you're you know what just happened. We have a control town or you
Truth it's been spoken on the staff
Have another play down we're gonna sit some hours back
I think we should probably consider backing out and trying to get along yeah
Well, you said that was your last fight anyway, so yeah, we get back out and
Yeah, I think it's a good time to end right here six in the morning. We've got ourselves some good fights tomorrow
We wake up. Yeah, when we get on again
We'd be asked that fight that was that was a tough one to that was a real tough one
Yeah
maybe she's back again I'm gonna talk to
Sadowheart I don't think this helmet's
really worth it I don't think this
neck piece is really worth it I kind of
like having the the AoE heal on you guys
I can mask fucking rez everybody too if
I need to yeah two or three people are
down you can hit multiple is pretty
okay the anime done dead is kind of
I don't know what I'm gonna lack.
Can I rest save and call it?
What do you think?
The amulet wrecked Baltazar though.
Did it?
Did it really stun him?
Paralyzed Balthazar?
It's not it's not the amulet that did what it did the executes not from the amulet
Yeah, that was the ring that did it
Skelly is better than zombie I mean all I lose from the helmet is heavy armor and we have five
five illicit powers and five tadpoles.
Fire damage and Hunter's mark.
Crit immune is already on my chest.
The fires, this is good.
Alright, yeah, I don't think Resing that dude was much help in any way, I think it was chill.
Amulet, maybe for about the fight of humanoid, I don't consider it, but for now, that AoE
and heal and shit like that's really nice.
Holy shit, alright, I'm gonna save it.
That was probably one of the toughest fights, yeah there's a bunch of illicit
powers, did you guys ever say that?
Yeah, yeah.
I think I have to level up more to unlock further ones to see what they do.
We're pretty close to level nine.
That's a big level for me to get to an extra action.
What?
Yeah, because I'm trying to get Ranger five.
That's crazy.
Shit man, these fights, that fight was definitely one of the more difficult ones we've had.
Yeah.
We're pretty strong.
That's all there.
If I would have had the tentacles to put down there, that would have been huge.
Yeah, true. The tentacles are really nice.
Still on well.
The ice is working on that, uh, the big ogre chick, dude.
All right, you guys doing anything if it's very moment or can I quit? Are you doing powers or something?
That was that was sick that was good. Yeah, that was this next kill. This motherfucker is gonna be tight
It's gonna be pretty fun. I think that's first. I should fight right? That should be the next thing
I
Does that thing that active
That was a really tough fight feeling Carla. Yeah, I want you to cook up. I honestly thought we were gonna have to reset that
That was two back-to-back pretty tough fights
Yeah, we do that without the ball does our father's pretty tough to
Our next play through we could definitely do on our mode row. Sheesh
Yeah, we have to do better early on I guess the early levels of the
one
Before you get your double attacks, it's pretty tough
Okay
Yeah, GGs guys GGs
Okay, she was tomorrow good night good night
All right chat good day today man a lot of fun countershock games
games. Um, got our fucking, got our Baldur's Gate playthrough continued, which is nice. Got
some bunch of upgrades for everybody. That's fun. That's fun. That's fun. Thank you for
chilling. Very long stream today. Should not have been that long, but here we are. Here
we are. GG man, solid strength, CS and the BG3 banger. Yeah, thanks by the way.
I appreciate you, sir. Divinity LST is great too. Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna
play Divinity if we like Baldur's Gate. If we end up liking Baldur's Gate, we might be doing a Divinity as well. We'll see. We're just going to play it by ear, but it's possible. I don't want to promise anything. But yeah, it's possible. Happy to see you back on CSM. Yeah, thanks, bro. Thanks, bro. It's actually been a lot of fun to play. I've been enjoying it. So yeah, same. It was good. It was a good day today. It was a good day today. So it was a good stream. I'm happy about it.
Yeah guys, I'm gonna find a stream for you guys to go hang out in let me figure out where you shall go
I'm just gonna give you guys the 10 Mac. I'm out this bitch. Can you please put the Baldur's Gate playthrough on YouTube?
Yeah, right. I don't think that's gonna happen, but maybe if Jaren wants to go through that shit, that's just such a long process.
process. It's a long process. It's possible that if Jaren wants to do it, but that's a
lot of him going through like a lot of multiple vods and then like picking it apart and like
that's just a big project. You know what I mean? That's a big project. Hey, Spawn, have
a good one brother man. Sleep well sir. I would like to, but like I said, big project.
right with cloak and peanuts soon um yeah that's definitely possible um we'll let
the figure out a day for us to for us to jump on that ship
but yeah guys it's late dudes i normally i would sit here and chitch out with
you guys a little bit longer and shit um because i know the end of the streams
are kind of not really uh interactive but uh i want to just get out of here go
to sleep so i can get back on tomorrow or later today you know what i'm saying
so thank you guys for chilling thank you guys for hanging thanks for all the
support big shout out to bitter and nicolas for the end of the stream
Resubs 99 magic if you just so happen to still be here. That's a while ago. I understand you to mohawk can big shout out to you guys for the
support throughout the stream
CS dreams have been wicked bro. Yo, thanks bro. Thanks bro. I've been in a I've been a joint counter strike. Can't do take care brush your hair
Yeah, I will I will be our guys. Thank you for chilling again. Thanks for keeping the chat moving
Thank you for choosing this channel out of all channels to chill if you guys are new here
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I know everybody's gonna be on the arc Raider Hype tomorrow dates
I know that's how the day is going to go, but I'm kind of still in the counter strike
group.
I might just skip out on it and play some CS.
So I'll still keep it in mind.
I'll play it by ear if I'm really feeling the Arc Raiders hype.
But honestly, it doesn't sound that hype to start from scratch and then fucking do
it all over again, to be honest with you.
It doesn't sound that fun.
So it might still be counter strike tomorrow is where I'm leaning in my head at the
moment.
We'll see though anything can change when I go to sleep and wake up so yeah guys
thank you guys for hanging thanks for chilling make sure you guys are super
cool to Tim back and super cool to his community it's just the same shit no
new content yeah it's the same shit no new content exactly it's just kind of
like yeah yeah I'm kind of and I basically yeah guys have a good night
sleep well have fun hanging with Timmy I'm gonna send you guys now I will see
you guys later today in something like 11 hours or so,
10, 10 and a half, something like that, long those months.
So yeah, sleep well guys, later, later, sending you.