So I got a Wi-Fi, so hopefully it works.
I think I got the Wi-Fi so I think it works now.
Are we good guys?
Seems better.
Probably yeah.
Are you good?
You better?
Yeah.
You see that?
It's like super close to the edge.
But they're always close to the edge.
That's how they get you.
I don't know how to do everything I'm trying.
Why?
Can I try?
Go try it.
You can really grab here and just go out.
It's only 14 miles per hour off.
That's a lot.
Good.
Everything matters.
Yeah.
He's mad.
Alright, can we do something else?
You guys want to break your shoulder?
Hey, guys.
Oh, it's the basketball.
Man, do you want to play basketball?
The other one or the other one?
The other one.
This one's gonna play.
It's gonna have to be warm.
I don't figure it.
That's hard.
With the other one, we're good.
One for the one.
That's four in a row.
You're on fire!
I'm holding this like a stick and it's kind of heavy actually and I have no arm muscle so this kind of sucks.
You have my card, right?
Multiple trucks!
Moisture madness!
Boom!
She pushes!
This looks worse than an Nintendo game.
Oh, dear god.
Why are you facing yourself?
I'm not.
Oh no, yes I'm gonna see that.
Ha ha ha.
Ooh.
Try to be a football player.
What do you want to find?
Oh, it's on the other side.
On the other side of the road, yes.
We got ball right in front of us.
That's how we judge.
What's this?
Oh, what's this? Oh!
Let's get that.
I want to buy something at the end.
Ah!
I'm going to lose so probably not.
You guys think I'm going to win guys?
I'm probably not going to win.
You're going to see.
I see a lot of no's.
No, I'm not going to get it.
Yeah, that was me.
That's me right there.
No, I don't like bowling.
You want a bowl?
Yeah.
You want to take one crack?
Actually, I know I'm going to lose so probably not.
You guys think I'm going to win guys?
Do you want a bowl?
I don't like this one, can we go down?
Do you want to do bowling?
Do you want to bowl?
I know you like bowling, no?
We're going to go downstairs, guys.
Maybe we're going to the desert?
We're going to go downstairs, guys.
Maybe we're going to the concert?
Oh
No!
Oh, shoot! Why, yeah!
Ah-ha!
No!
I don't wait too early.
They're gonna make you really, you want to stop?
You see?
No, no, I don't like it.
Can you tell me I gotta play something?
No, I don't like it.
I don't know.
I've never got any more games over here.
Okay, go down, guys. Ladies first.
Well, you guys keep going.
I don't think this is stupid.
No, let's do like an actual, like, air hockey, air hockey, air hockey.
Air hockey, do you want air hockey?
I'm Canadian.
You're looking at me, but don't be mean to me.
Oh, I get it again. I get the game.
Ooh, this is pretty cool. It's like, what's that game called?
Oh, he's not out.
Yeah!
Jared's the only one that has lost her life yet.
So he's not thinking about three lives yet.
Okay, okay.
So three lives each.
Jared has three, two, two, two.
Ooh.
Wait, why is he...
Ow!
What is he doing?
Get up there!
Yeah, that's fucking suck.
What?
Yeah!
Two fucking steps up here.
Damn, talking too much shit, huh?
Yeah!
You're out of there!
you
This game is about 10 times better than Marathon.
colors that are flashing in your face the whole time. Oh, Kevin's dead. Oh, look at that.
Jared's carrying Kevin as usual. Oh, Kevin paid for a second life. Oh, Jared's dead.
What are you doing fucking kill me?
I don't know.
You better swipe your card.
Okay, I'll lend it back.
Want to play that?
Want to try?
He's gonna shoot me.
What do you love with this?
What?
It's okay, so does Kevin.
It's not a shooting thing.
You want to shoot me?
I was just narrating.
I
Stay back, baby.
Got the...
Stay back.
Are you started to...
No!
Baby, got the...
Stay back.
No!
I told you I was gonna get it.
No!
It's bad-ass didn't fit.
Let's not make that.
I don't get to play any games.
Alright, let's go.
Hello.
OK.
Oh.
This is crazy.
Are you showing me what it is?
I don't want to play.
It's OK.
I don't.
You don't want to play this one.
No, I don't want to play this one.
You guys play.
Play together.
Wait, it's not fair, though.
This matchup right here is not fair.
Are you guys against each other?
I hate how everyone answers me, huh?
It's like I'm here, I'm like not here, I'm a ghost.
It's okay, you guys are ghosts this week.
I'm actually going to like take you guys down here if I'm okay, um, I'm going to get you guys a big reward error, because there's a, I'm going to have to put the fabric on.
Here's your list of this from me.
Everybody started the game?
I got this table, I got it.
I'm a strong and independent woman.
Look at this. I'm fucking perfect.
Peace, guys. I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go to the bar and like...
Have fun. Bye.
Don't tell him.
Oh, shit, the celebrity handoff!
Okay, whatever, we're given.
Let's get him in something else.
What can we get him in?
Babe, come!
Babe!
We're going to find something to beat him in.
I'm mad now.
My first.
Someone remembered Jared, remember?
Not this Jared.
Thanks Chad.
What is this?
you
You
Come on.
Hey, Jared, if it makes you feel better on the pitch, you won't.
I just want you to go to 39 miles an hour.
you
I made one.
All the boys.
You want to see me try to dig a hole.
Oh.
Oh, they learned to do this again.
Oh
I'm trying to get an angle, but it's hard because I don't want to like get in that's okay.
Oh, shit.
So wait one second, 5,300.
All right.
Accuracy wins.
So I'm going to have to do one right here.
What is one?
But what is that?
Okay.
But that's not fair.
He got a zero.
The time right now makes you feel better.
You're going to need it like a nine hundred feet.
True.
Yeah, well, you don't, you don't do that, you don't do that.
Yeah.
Green match.
Yeah.
Guys, the bomb is bad because I don't, I didn't bring them.
I'm sorry.
I forgot something.
Alright.
Now.
Alright.
Wait, so why did he win?
Why did he win if he was not fast?
So he was just like accurate? Is that why?
He pushed it again. What can I say?
Wait, I want to try.
I'm going to try by myself.
No, I'm not.
Because I am not good.
No, I'm not.
Are you guys ready?
Alright, I'm holding it now.
Got to wait, got to wait.
Okay.
The patience levels. Let me tell you.
Go, go, go it.
Come as soon as you can.
Into the dirt.
Go, go, go it.
I don't think you can measure it.
I hope she hit everything.
I'm gonna get one guy.
Okay.
Off the bat, when you get that butt,
then you see it turn right?
Okay.
Yeah.
34 miles per hour.
Throw it.
40 miles per hour!
Oh, great.
You're fast.
That was like more than one of yours, right?
That was more than one of yours?
I'm so good at this game.
Let's play this one.
It's accuracy, right?
We have no money.
We're broke guys.
It's time to...
We're broke.
No.
We're poor.
We're not in our house.
We're out.
We're out last.
You wanna play something else?
If there's something you wanna play, we can get a card, but now we're out.
I don't want it.
I'm not sure.
They have no more credits.
No, not for a stupid fidget spinner game.
You're closing in 20 minutes. Let's get out of here.
You want to be here at the end of the run?
The only ones left playing video games?
It looked like a bunch of losers.
What do you mean baseball's good?
You can start from here.
All right guys, we're gonna get off, I think.
There's nothing else to play for, I'm bored.
What is this?
Is he too young?
Wait, how come this looks so familiar?
What is this?
I wanna play this!
Oh, is this just a ticket game?
Can we? Can we see how many tickets we got?
Why?
No, I want to see how many tickets we got, maybe we can buy them.
Do you want to try that again?
Huh?
I think we can, like...
I don't know.
Huh?
Let's go see how much we got and where we can buy it.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
I can't wait to see it.
Oh my God.
You didn't really play ticket games though, you know what I mean?
What's up, dude?
What's up?
You really just got me...
What?
No, I'm not kidding.
What's up, dude?
You really just got me...
What?
No!
Let's go look at what we can get, guys.
Oh, we can't get shit.
Wait, why is everything so...
360?
When sweetest fish are double the price of what you got, you're in trouble, you know what I mean?
That's crazy.
Like, can you get a pack of Swedish fish?
No, that's twice as much as you got.
Oh, no!
Pack of mamba, that's 2,000 out of you.
That's as much as you got.
Oh, no.
Are you gonna have me take it?
No.
No, we have to take one.
Maybe I just checked it.
Okay, let's check it again.
Chad, what was it?
We can't get anything.
We can't get shit.
Oh, we can get these guys.
You want one?
No, we're not getting that.
You put on your monitor.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Oh my God, this sucks. What the hell? LitMath for $2,000 is insane. That is fucking...
That's crazy. Are you kidding me? Are you fucking... No, because back in the day...
$5,000 tickets for Spongebob's boxers?
This is crazy.
Yo, cup of noodle socks?
These are sick.
Amazons.
These are sick.
You should just add them on, babe, for like $2.
Yeah.
Yo, those are dope though.
Show the chat that cup of noodle socks.
Look at that.
Those are dope.
He's so happy about that.
No, I think we'll just get some candy.
Oh, what the hell, Super Mario, players like Wulokarts for $3,000, what the hell?
No, I know, but that's crazy.
It doesn't suck not being able to find anything.
Yo, check this out.
This is sick.
Show this, show this.
Show this.
Yeah, I'm showing it.
Show this.
Boom!
Look at that guy.
Show it.
I'm showing it.
You're barely showing it.
Show it to the dead center.
That's my guy right there.
That's my guy.
That's my dude.
I'm saying you can't.
That's Caroline's dude too.
She just doesn't think about it that much.
We have two dollars on the card.
I want to use that.
We have two dollars on the card.
I want to use that.
We want to use your 350 tickets to get a piece of gum.
Yeah, because we're not going to get that.
Those are for your tickets.
Okay, hold on.
I'm sorry to get this thing.
This is sad.
I don't want it.
I don't want anything.
I have these guys.
135 tickets for these guys.
Why do you sell them?
Look at that.
What do you have left here?
Oh, let's merge together.
750.
Let's get candy.
I'm sure.
I mean, we're not gonna use it ever, right?
So, might as well.
Yeah, I kind of want to talk about it.
You're not wrong.
Oh, you can talk?
We'll just get one.
I mean, we're not gonna use it ever, right?
So, might as well.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
I'll come back next week.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
We're probably not going to come back for a while, right?
Ew, those are ugly.
Okay, that's cool.
Whoa, Minecraft guy.
That's scary, actually.
That would be Minecraft's little mummy.
Here it is.
What is that?
A pig.
I got a pig.
Okay, so do you want to get a star patch?
I don't care. It says literally a bag for $3.
I'm getting really, we're making, we're waiting for that right now.
I kind of want to get like sweet.
Which one though? This one or that one?
I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
I'm done. I'm done.
I don't want anything.
Do you know where's my jacket?
Oh, my lord.
Thank you.
Thanks, Jared.
It's another Jared.
Another Jared.
Is that the one I put it on or not?
It's um, no.
I don't have it on.
No.
It's not on it.
I'm fucking sweating.
No.
I'm good.
It's not a jacket, but it's a vest.
It's so warm in Colorado.
It's insane.
It's been 70 degrees for the past month.
It's insane.
But sometimes at night it gets a little...
Anyways, look how quiet it is here.
They've been busters paid for this entire, like, what is this, area for like, baseball
and then area for like, like restaurants and like, and no one ever uses that.
Like, they must be losing money, right?
It's insane.
No one's ever here.
Everyone's always in the arcade area.
Oh.
Did you hear that?
Someone's using a walkie-talkie saying someone lost a bag of shit.
Did you hear that, guys?
Did you hear that? Did you hear that?