Yeah, I gotta swap over to the other one.
Oh yeah?
Excuse me?
Yeah?
What is the other one out there?
My back?
My back maybe?
Let me see if I can still do Convoy.
Invite friends.
You can just invite me to the Convoy.
Yeah, ask him to.
Oh, friends.
Oh, yeah, pulled in first place with 30% left. Let's go.
Well, you can't get into your out of that race.
Let me know when you're good.
Yeah, yeah, I just finished it.
Just backing out.
You got like six place that race.
Thank you, it's not bad.
Chat, oh sorry.
Chat, what's up again dude?
Sorry about that guys, internet died, we have to swap over to the other one.
But it's kind of the end of the night anyways, not too big of a deal I don't think of course.
I don't think it's too big of a deal.
It turns into a top secret fucking stream.
Okay, should I supposed to be able to invite you?
Okay, I got you.
I invited Chote as well.
I invited you.
I don't know if you heard me.
Sorry, I was muted.
and
I got to get an F40 in this game, so I had the last game and I thought it was sweet.
Blackout F-40.
Ferrari.
of
I think I'll work with that probably, cool, I'll work with that.
You in?
the
I don't think that's a thing in this game I have to turn myself into the police
Kevin.
What's up?
That's not how that works.
Okay since you don't have shit we're gonna do spec racing.
Oh no I got a fucking piece of armor.
I think you got a fucking big star on him.
Oh, you don't get to use it yet.
What the fuck?
We get to use whatever that is.
They said Evo?
Holy fuck, is that a familiar voice?
Moving out tomorrow night.
Show up if you want, not a big deal if you don't.
I don't care about you that much.
I know, I know.
I want you to be there, Jody, please.
Do you have a movie? Do you have a movie?
Not yet, but the day is young.
You want to know the dumbest game type in this game?
Since you've been playing in a while, Jody?
Battle Royale, so dumb.
I haven't done Battle Royale. What is that?
You know what you do your guys are just in an open-world lobby together
And like you like honk next to one another do a 1v1 race from point a to point B
But it's just it's just it's just off-roading everyone's just off roads
It's fucking nuts
I've been doing like co-op shit like we've been doing the con or the convoy and I just
do in the co-op races against the A-action.
Yeah.
Obviously, we're competing with each other as well.
and
now it's not full phase and it's a space at the beginning and for our collision to ship
I think I don't think that's what the game is for the sleeper.
Fuck you, Kevin!
and
see a sucker
I'm going to go back to the
corner.
This is that shift.
I cooked on that corner compared
to him. Oh, he hit something. See
you dude. My man was looking
backwards when he should have been looking forwards, bro.
be seen again. Never to be seen
again. Bunch of noobs. Gone.
That's where I hit that. Let's flip
over. Take our first place there.
Oh dude, I almost had you. Yeah, you
almost had me. You were driving really well at the beginning and then you just fell off
like a ton of bricks you know what I'm saying? It was the one turn I tried to pass you on
I missed the checkpoint by like an inch.
that looking good first place ain't no thing
real question is you have you started tuning these colors
I do other people's things
I guess stuck in a loading screen here.
I get the first place the guy breaks the fucking server did.
Okay.
Not just me.
Yeah, I was cooking in there, Reese.
That's what AT&T needs, bro, a racing game.
Let's get down to some racing.
We don't think it's set up like a tag team race like a like a relay race
Probably mobbed that right relay race
Track maniac and do it for the rising to do it
I have like a little fun can turn me
Double up the smoke that's in
on the race again what
I don't want to chill out on the music
let me turn it off just chill
some doubless sucks at
I wonder if there's something that exists
It's such a game exists. I don't think so
Yeah, he's really good at fighting us
I feel like the only way to make them is to make them captain and get them last thing.
This car is a little bit interesting.
It's going to be kind of sliding for some people maybe.
This is a hard car to drive.
People are struggling.
What?
What? You got none of the race?
Yeah, where are we back up for Jody? I didn't notice.
He just backed me out.
Oh, and I should have gone with the first one. He backed after each other. That's why I bet.
Yeah, I'm cooking this whole grouping right now. These guys can't keep the fucking car in the road.
I'm scared to put it in first.
Ah, these guys cannot keep their car on the road.
It's over.
I'll try first, here.
I think I see that whole thing in fourth.
go to third year all right dude I mean dude I actually fucking crushed everything
I'm going to back out.
Another first.
Yeah, he first.
Oh, let's go.
That car was a little bit.
That car was a little
tough to keep on the road.
So those guys just
couldn't keep up, I guess, for that reason.
I got one thing first when I'm going to race I got to abandon this.
Yeah, man, I think it's just like now let me out
It's like there's like you do like three in a row
Spec racing is like
Spec racing is like average at the same car
Okay, are you guys in my car or no?
I
Okay
The game does some dumb shit where when you leave a race you leave the convoy to
Okay, I got some I will invite you guys to invite you guys you guys got to join
Yeah
Invited
I want to buy my new car real quick if you guys don't mind if we're gonna do this
I would like to get something new
We'll do some A's right?
Welcome back potato
If you guys smell too bad, I will fucking destroy you bro
What the hell is Call Me iconic?
Iconics are boy. It's cool. Okay. All right, this car is good
I have this car.
Oh yeah, that's my fucking Akatsuki car.
What's up, iconic?
Was that iconic to say that?
It is.
He cheats a little bit.
Not so much.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I remember last time.
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this to me. It's all I have.
You made me, you're cheating.
Nice to meet you two boys.
What up, what up?
What do I do here? Oh, is it DeLorean?
Matjody, are you continuing Witcher 3 or are you starting it?
Okay, so I was muted and I was responding to you like a dog.
But yeah, so I've played the game, but I think I only got about like 30% through the game
game and it was all the way back in 2018. So I'm starting fresh. Yeah, good. And that's
what I I didn't realize I had some I played it and then I quit and then I played it again
like two years later. I looked back I had like 36 hours in it. I was like, Oh, should
I play did it quite a bit? Yeah, so I'm looking at, you know, tapping about I had a lot of
people tell me, Oh yeah, I played it the beginning like eight times. Yeah, game. So here's my
question I'm guilty of that play Gwent your first playthrough I didn't play at all okay so I didn't
my first playthrough and then the second playthrough that's what kept me playing the game really
was getting to new towns to get new cards to play new people because really amazing yes dude
get into it as soon as you can get new cards all that yeah it literally made me continue the story
like man I don't really feel like it but there's some town that means new Gwent and then there's a
big gwent tournament like 50 60 hours this might be an s1 car yeah 100% get into gwent
yeah waste your time on a second imaginary car game yeah and then honestly i don't know 20 hours
into the game something like that i stopped doing side quests too and just went main storyline
because oh shit i don't think there's any of this same shit over and over and over got it okay
Hey, you get bored of the side quest just go main quest and the main story is really good dirt
Great because I went through the first playthrough like I got to hit every question mark dude
I got to do every notice board I go on and do everything and then you get
Hundreds say what sure a collar
I just played through the campaign, you know, and then we're about the other stuff later. Yeah
There are a couple side quests that you got to do
for like the hot witches. You got to do those ones.
Hot witches. I'll keep that in mind.
You got to do the witch side quests. Yeah.
A detuned viper. You're shut up, man.
You trying to buy something? What?
Nah, chance to make it fun to make something like lower.
I'm like, lower in my car.
You would, dude. You would.
A bunch of fucking haters, dude.
get
oh shit Jared has one of the other best cars of course he does dude of course he
does what's car whatever you have
what's car
hold on let me show let me show you guys what i'm made of here guys hold on uh
i don't do my custom lobbies again fuck i actually forgot hold on my horizon
uh
I
custom racing
have you done the Goliath yet?
A class
holy shit man
I got made about 10 minutes in
and I was like, I'm lowering the difficulty
and letting Anna drive
I did it highly skilled and it fucking
it's so hard to keep up
what did I custom racing
you just did this?
yeah yeah yeah
yeah
the game just loaded you into a dam, but I didn't pay I didn't usually tell me oh a class anything.
Yeah, yeah, it's a class.
Oh God, I'm scared.
I don't know.
You guys pick something.
I picked something and now I'm just free driving again.
Event doesn't let me get out of my words.
It just said the event complete.
yeah just do that to me too custom racing road a players to be ready
okay try that now
waiting for players to join the convoy already in kind of like it works for us
yeah I mean yeah we're all tab in it just as waiting for players to be ready
oh it's because I wasn't tabbed in the fuck
fours in there also let me move my shit around then let me show you guys what
this is all about bros what's it all about this is waiting for players we're
ready to go after you I'm gonna get a new car here
hey wait I don't get to use my new friend car here
I think it makes him pick it first and then it should throw us in why didn't it
let me where's my Akatsuki car
I do as I'm sure that's a thing.
What else?
What should I do?
What is that?
This is what I thought it was.
What's this?
I want to see the type of thing.
Let's see the height.
Why didn't they put us in a race?
You're in the city you do we are in a race that works freaking out again
Oh fuck
now you're off
us 3R
says I'm able to join session
here it's not the convoy leaders
we can back out I think
event and progress 100% complete
I'll be back in a minute. Yeah, we're gonna reform.
Gotta wait till Jared's ready. Yeah.
All right, I'll go back to your room.
It's weird.
You're still in the convoy?
No, let's see if you can get this in the convoy.
Usually doesn't, you know.
That's redrawing up.
The server's on fire since yesterday.
I wish the Xbox integration was a little bit smoother.
It should be all in-game mostly instead of hey all 10 look at your Xbox and have a good
night like that.
I mean they make it so it could have been probably easier.
Steam has spoiled us really is what it is.
you need to get in Kevin you need to but oh I was I was doing this race I could
back out real quick oh yeah I got it
do I go to quit horizon play return to free room yeah it should yeah it should
auto kick you from that convoy let's test
I
Join accession right yes
Highway circuit three laps let's go
I think you're tripping over there, Kevin.
You see the downer, I'm sorry?
It's a good way to put it.
Yeah, that's a good one.
It's a good one.
You're going to go this way.
It's a good way to get about your conscience.
I got to turn the volume down so I won't do that and it will not be exacted, come on.
It never works that way, it usually eats me.
I'm using the meta a class I just randomly picked their shit
Yeah, sure, Jared.
Checkers people are searching for.
Best of all, we've got some knowledge.
Just how it happened.
I think it's even worse than a thing.
So who's using that a couple nights ago?
Which means, keep reading.
Searching.
Oh, yeah.
Search for the things you know.
I'm not even looking up today.
You know.
I'm not even looking up today.
and
uh oh. got it anyways.
Oh
We got in
My graphics are set pretty shitty right now because it's like kind of weird for the stream
Holy shit full lobby boys. We get first place here. You look you earn it. It's a sprint though. Yeah
What's up
Looks like a lot of straight stuff for my car
the
I fucked up at wall.
the
and
No, I don't really drift too much bro.
Wish I'd won a race.
I think the next one's a sprint as well.
You
I got lucky there damn it the game is like that you don't get to do this
I'm sorry.
Sorry, I'm taking me to box you out there.
Look at your sorry ass acceleration out of here, bro.
I
Bro, how do I not take that ain't no way I don't just cruise through that apex why did my car go so fucking wide?
Oh my god, bro, I think I'm going far faster than I think I'm gonna sound dude
I'm under estimate okay I need to I need to drive the car out of the car needs to be driven I'm like trying to drive it like it's like a turning car
You got me by two seconds.
You have to drop my grease all over the road, did I save it?
Oh shit, shit, I was meeting the discord, I said damn right, you were really close.
Need one more turn, one more turn I had you.
I like the lap races of the circuits.
Yeah.
The only thing I know for sure is from here to those train tracks is exactly a quarter
mile.
When the light turns green, I'm going for it.
I might go with my new fucking...
I might go with this guy.
This might not be good enough for me to try it.
All right, motherfuckers, give you this one.
Give you this one.
of
I'm at the Horizon Festival.
John on the race line.
I kind of didn't make the cut.
Six people, a lot of people didn't make the cut.
who charges in an msx 92
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill.
Whatever car rain is in, he's gone.
Fuck, I'm hitting that. Oh, that didn't count nice.
I'm not going to be there.
No, don't give me that.
Fuck, I had to rescue her that turn.
and
I think we could have got second there if I didn't just fucking slam my car in the walls.
I didn't hit walls. I probably didn't go on that guess.
Is that every place that slows you down if you hit walls?
This on the line?
Of course not. That's just easy. I had a lot of races.
Are we staying in or are we going to get back on?
No, go ahead. I rejoined.
Yeah, I apparently you can go to the convoy and join the session if you don't make it in
So I had to set that race out, but I should be
Damn Matthews his car again
Dude that's I think we're just getting bad luck or this is just
It should have been a fifth there.
It goes too late.
I'm sorry this car is not it.
just tune at least for it
I don't like this guy.
Where's my Akatsuki car?
I'm not sure what it is, but it's a little bit.
This guy's name is Ladies Man.
I'm sure to take my girl.
That's what I'm trying to call him.
I'm the ladies man from the inside.
Ha ha ha.
I don't know why I missed this.
Fucking churdy!
Ha ha!
This is not a terrible race to make a 9th on man.
K the Cheval 70?
Not good!
Can I sell my cars? I'm gonna sell it.
Do I have to do another race in this car? I think I do.
I'll probably let you guys go through this one. I'm gonna back out.
So I can get another car ready. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is the
championship race. Skip the
championship. This guy rain.
He didn't run by eight seconds.
on that short ass for it. He's
got like a sprint. He's got to
have a crazy car. Who's the
Avalos nut? Yeah. I think my
car is built for. Think about
that is mostly handling and do well you need a hybrid like you need your car needs to be able to be
fucking handle itself on the straight and the fucking and in a and on some turns all right put the
sprints yeah i'd say for this another spring what's going on with this shit
there even small ass first time long i'm gonna back out of this when you guys continue
Yeah, literally every car passes me to start every race, I don't know what to do.
Okay potato, what's next?
I'm gonna look around, I think doing these online races get us like decent wheel spins
on the list one.
Come on baby, give me some, I'm sick.
best tune I need there but I can get a better tune.
Aiming too hot Jody.
Trying to figure out a good car that I can use.
destination
Try to give you enough space Jody that was
Backing out of this now I
Think so because it's gonna throw us into a new one. Oh my god. I've been a push to talk the whole time
I'm gonna scream. I was like this guy hates me. I'm gonna fucking scream right now, dude
Oh, holy fucking okay. All right. I am a human. I will communicate I promise
That was good racing. I'm actually pissed. I was trying to like not yeah, I was trying to
Yeah
It's like tough to do that with these images. It is on controller. It's so tough
And it's like different controllers are gonna be different
Is like sometimes the slides sometimes the you know
You go see if you're letting me know that I'm a fucking horrible person with a microphone
Okay
Oh 30 seconds, okay cool. I was panicking back out. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's true quit
It'd be too much. I'm spending on the other but we'll try it.
Yeah, I was talking mad shit too. I was like, you know,
I was calling I was calling that little bitch and stuff like I was kind of man.
That definitely was definitely was the happen.
You know, I was actually talking to you.
And I know you were there was one time where you just fucking
Nosed me in the booty hole and like I was I had a perfect breaking situation going
I just fucking sent me into the wall with a little chicken nugget
You fucker
What's this car cost
You talking about the race before that one. Yeah, we were really snow snow channel
It's funny because I just phased through you
I guess it still hit I was behind here when it started phasing so I just kept going and I guess it was that's brutal
Yeah, it bumped me like not clean in the life phase and I was like, okay
We're good because I was trying not to bump you and then the phase started. I was like, okay, I'm good
Yeah, dude
I was saying that too. I was like sometimes that phasing don't quite work. Yeah, it doesn't quite
I was like, cool off at the right time.
Yeah, that one race where that guy was like boxing me out.
I had the runner named like four times in a row
and I was like, please phase just once.
These matchmaking's, oh my God, they remind me
why I like having a bunch of people in my friend group
that like to play racing games
because I just fill lobbies up and it's just like,
I don't have to deal with these freaks.
Yeah, this is the first time I've ever done any matchmaking to be honest, but
There's benefits for it like with wheel spins or something or money. Hey, I'm down. I'm getting a lot of XP
I haven't raced much online except for with them the other night and tonight so
There's so much to do in them in the quote-unquote story. You know, it's crazy
I'm gonna fucking buy an RX 7 here
Yeah
Someone has a car you like though, can't you do the car meet and they can buy it?
I've done it in like one of one of my homies had a dope car and I bought it off of them and he's he has it
I have it. We both still have the same car
Pretty sure that's a thing I
Don't know if that extends to like all the cars
like the super dope like wheel spin forza edition ones.
There's no idea, but I only was able to buy the Cayman W
to the WTAC, like the street attack car.
They're so good.
Yeah, they're sick.
If you finish all the road races,
they give you a Lotus one.
The one that you do in the day trip,
one that you don't know. So it's similar to that. It's just
okay. So if you do the uh you know how you do like the
Discover Japan and Horizon festivals, isn't that too slow
top speed? Yeah. If you click the road racing tab inside the
festival one, if you get that fully up to 9360 like tickets or
whatever it is, you get the it's up in the top. You can see when
you click into it. Road. I went 140 like top speed. It's not
not great. You said in the festival playlist. Yeah, so if you go collection journal,
the horizon festival thing. Oh, yeah, the little things where you're discovering stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
And if you go into road racing and then like right bumper all the way to the right,
when you max out the category, you get the Lotus, which in fact, what this guy on
What? Where is the freaking little thingies?
Oh, collection drone. It's a big pink.
Okay, and you said it's in Japan?
So, no, it's in the festival one.
Oh, festival. Okay, I'm here.
And then road racing, like third tab in.
Boom.
So, you get all those tickets.
If you hit right bumper, all the way to the right, that X siege, that Lotus is what you
get if you do them all.
I'm just going up and down.
Go up to the top.
I opened up your stream.
Okay.
Two to the right, once you're at the top.
Road rivals.
Road racing.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
W tag.
X siege.
the
Oh, that's juice. Okay. I've never been in this menu. Holy. I was always just auto claiming stuff
And I looked today and was like, oh, there's a road racing for my fucking WRX here. Let's see
I'm good to go
Her concerto
mini JCW buggy.
All right, badass.
I think it's mostly rally car.
I think it looks crazy.
It's the first time I put it on and I fast traveled to you.
Oh my god, it looks like a fucking rocket ship.
What about a golf? Who makes a golf?
Volkswagen.
GTI.
They look really good in this game also.
Golf are probably, but which year?
Probably the twenty twenty two.
So what's this costs?
Got some wack ass paint jobs.
I love the police car dude.
Uh, 35k.
It's too slow.
That might be good.
Trying to get like a perfect balanced build.
Find something.
Yeah.
Oh, you got the crazy car.
I just a lot of that one.
I just found that at the drag strip.
It's crazy.
I have the road tune on it.
And I was still doing like all the speed traps
and all the jumps with it.
And it's like a cheat code.
I think of an X tune.
And it's the one that just says like grip or something.
Yes, yeah.
That is insane.
It just feels like I'm on rails.
It's unnatural.
Yeah, no, it does not make sense.
But hey, that's how I'd be toping some leaderboards.
Well, there's more if you actually go into the category
to look at paints and shit.
OK.
There's way more paint jobs.
All right, you guys ready to rumble here pretty soon?
This is still A-class, right?
Yeah, so you rock, eh?
All right, fucking weird, I built this thing where this is.
Okay, let's roll with it.
Give me one sec, I'm in some shit.
of
the
I mean right to me right here. I see if it was shit it does it it says it says you have to be able to win one race before you
Can join the convoy
what yeah be able to i'm able to i might just be because where i am
everything's broken
you must be able to you must be this tall to be able to reach this Kevin
what's how high are you holding your hand
seven foot
Yeah, yeah, I'm logging out
I was at my home, so I guess I can't join a con
Okay, we in there, baby
I can keep that
I just put a tune on this
Whatever, that is a mana or whatever
PikaChuMobile, mana
BSC mana
I like the golf
It feels really good so far
What my punishment is I drive and I'm just gonna drive it anyway, fuck it
We'll eventually find something I like
Yeah, that's the last one I could buy I'm out of credits
No, not crazy, huh
Breaking the bank
I
Pleased for the love of God don't be a sprint dude
Can we see let's see relapse and then okay, okay two circuits two of them in one spray
Yeah, okay, so it's this circuit than a sprint in a circuit. Can we change our car each time? No
I'm gonna try my new golf
that's cool. I really like that. That's actually my favorite feature.
I just took out a little ramen shop when I accident.
An accident? In air quotes?
I think they were closed.
Yes.
You took a ramen yourself?
A good ramen shop's gonna have that stuff perpetually brilliant, dude.
The broth, yeah, I guess.
Yeah hell yeah.
Bro I don't get a fast travel in this bitch we have to actually fucking drive it okay.
No it's gonna fast travel so we just, the first sure is it going.
Oh is it going?
Oh I didn't realize it's event in progress okay cool.
Screws me.
I thought I was texting that fast travel.
I was looking for a fast travel.
Just discover more roads.
670 I can't find the last one field so nice you've been driving bro
What the hell?
Uh, I mean I've just been playing a little bit of my off time.
Yeah.
Just a little bit.
I see.
Oh, damn.
Nah, nah.
There's people that are pumping way harder than me.
I've been in GTA roleplaying, man.
I actually, like, been having trouble getting the surfer,
cause they're like, I don't know, there's something going on with my, like, connection routing.
I keep getting like connection black hole so I don't know floors it might be in my future
That comes in like I'm excited like I haven't played a good single player play through maybe
I mean, it's not like a bit...
Hey, you are a little glint freak.
Alright, alright, alright.
Kind of a new problem, I suppose.
And the gameplay is all pretty basic.
Well, quite a different list, apparently.
But the storyline is a really good one,
and I'm sure you'll be able to go dig into it.
It's something I've learned outside of my camera.
So what's your story then?
You run into the rock, and you find out
why the skulls were all too big to get.
Really?
Ooh, let's go inside.
You go through the battle, and the rock shows up,
I'm not sure what it is.
It's cool.
That one was, uh,
it's, uh,
it's cool.
That's how I like it, Kevin.
You know, you get into the real dirty shit, you know?
The real dork shit.
That's good.
What?
I don't say anything.
I'm into it. I know the same thing
I'm assuming a lot of these things are about to disparate.
I mean, have a chance, please.
Max is out, I'm gonna put him on the other side of the road.
Safe to say I missed that apex.
holy shit we're moving it's race time every time that happens I'm so locked
in on where I'm riding that I think everything blew up my computer okay
don't run proud a crappy
I
See if I hate this color
Rare rare move
Off let's go
Shoot the corner pretty well. Oh my god, look at that thing. Oh, I'm moving
I'm cooking, I'm right by iconic.
Didn't it?
Ooh, nice grip.
It's insane.
Slow down.
I'm gonna slow down this car, I guess.
Maybe not.
Suck it.
That's turn
My car is slow. I think I got the acceleration on you for sure. I'm I'm good with the quick excel out of the turn
But then yeah, I get overpowered
Any more turns
That booth that's her to
no
And that one, okay, this is definitely where I get past
Well, dude, I totally thought that was a second never a second. She hit me bitch in your little bitch boy car
We got a big fucking golf dog. I'm dirty
big
I'm big body, bro. You hear that one
You can't hit the bottom of it until you can, it'll fuck the sides up.
That's what he's trying to do.
Yeah, there you go.
Look at that pass.
Oh, you missed that checkpoint, dumb shit.
No, I didn't.
Is that you?
I didn't.
You tried to use me as a break.
What you get?
You do that.
Karma always finds a way.
That's what you fucking get.
Watch out for that red car.
Okay, ball down the line.
Turn this right after that.
Yeah, that's a little blind.
that. Carmo always finds a way. That's what you fucking get.
They can't ball down the line. Turn this right after that.
Yeah, that's a little blind. They do it. They do it like three or four times in this game.
And not a good start for the golf. I'll beat this motherfucker right here.
That was a bitch. Ooh, got him.
All right. That was all right. I mean, not too,
it could have been better, but like not too bad.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
It's kind of all right, it was fast.
Car felt good.
I just got to get better with it.
I'm going to pass everybody.
I hit the fucking flag.
I sinked it.
You didn't pass shit.
You cut that flag.
You're going to sit at E2, dude.
You were in the shitty walk, dude.
All right, you wait until the circuit race.
Finally, it'll be my time to shine.
Right.
You're going to booger with wheels.
Oh, that buckled me.
12th place, 12th place.
You ever see someone go from 12th to 1st?
About to.
Me?
All the time?
I just look in the mirror.
Oh
No, no when I race I'm that guy
Welcome
You used to look at it my rear view. I mean my my rear lights broke a
This might be your race review, please
Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Let's go cook in the face
I'm not handling
Oh, man.
Might be the one that asks me to start.
Yeah, duh.
It's a checkpoint missed again.
Fuck.
This is just not a second gear car at all.
I'm kind of not liking how this feels in the street.
I'm not a big fan, but I mean it's alright.
Thank you.
I just got somebody.
I just don't know how the hell in my past people were so tight.
My car is not designed to do this stupid shit
I mean your enemy track is this a
Dumb shit track for fucking go-kart
Oh my god, I get reps in I've never even been it
for sure like
realistically
Holy fuck
Yeah, it sucked
Oh man
I'm feeling it dude, we're gonna get lucky in the next one
Let's see, best lap?
I'm going to go with my new RX 7.
Let's try the Supra.
Supra.
My car doesn't even look like an RX-7. It looks like a spaceship, bruh.
That body kid
Don't miss a checkpoint. I have a chance
It's a steam train. It's the stormtrooper arc. So
All you guys are done, bro
Oh, you guys are fucking done
If it's too foggy for you
I like it foggy. This is cool. Yeah, I like it
Oh, this motherfucker! What the hell? He just snuck up here.
Oh, this motherfucker! What the hell? He's gonna snuck up here.
I'm away
Who was that who was that someone has to hold back for him? I think it's Kevin. Sorry, Jody. I apologize. Yeah, I'm chillin
Listen, it was a tight squeeze. There was like every people's show
Now is this pillow key row whatever guy?
Yeah, I see that scene. Oh, sorry. It was me touching you. Sorry
This is for what? Ah, this is sketch. I just got into a wall. These two are just re-fuckin' snappy.
I'm behind the chicken nugget?
Do I have to be Kevin?
Oh, Trinidad.
See, I'm trying to avoid that, so I'm just standing back.
I'm gonna go ahead and pass this guy, this nerd, and then go ahead and catch these
My caution I made for this little bitch boy fucking trash, bro
Yeah. I hate it too.
I'm not going to take this turn.
I'm going to get right up on each other's
body holes.
Gotta sneak in.
I don't know.
Ugh!
Get in this building.
I'm giving up.
I'm not going to be able to
get that big. Now, do you
know this game never ceases to
have just not enough
customization on track selection.
These tracks are absolute nuts.
I just got to be better ways to do
this.
Can you just make your own tracks is that a comic just smoked everybody you
In a grace
I got out of front early and I wasn't in the mess
I know the best car for the track
You should wait for that track he's here. He's going for that track
That's why I've been using the car. Oh look at the time guys. Yeah. Hey gotta go now
Chicken nuggets on the podium
Chicken nuggets on the podium what the fuck this is a little dude a car
It's a chicken nugget dude
The headlights coming up at the end and like the podium place that's cool
All right, please don't be a little short shit nuts. Okay. This has got some space to it. Okay. Okay
Okay, here we go. I started first. I'm going to leave you guys back there. Oh, come on,
dude. Who do you mean?
I'm not going to lie, I accidentally hit a wall immediately.
Oh, we're about to have an un-ghost.
It's gonna, oh yeah, oh god.
Oh, shit.
It's nasty.
It's four wide.
You've blown each of those butts.
Ah!
This guy's worried as hell.
I'm trying to action him.
Oh, what?
Oh my god. I think we all did. Oh, I forgot that. That was good.
I'm just trying to make contact with that guy.
I'm just hanging in the bank.
Sorry about that.
I think that was Polo.
I'm gonna like do some crosshatching right now.
Whatever.
I'm knitting.
That's what I'm doing.
He's got soap on.
I'm knitting. That's what I'm doing.
He's got so far on the road.
Oh, there's somebody behind me though. Oh, okay.
There's a reason to race.
Never get that up.
Oh, I just got another position. That was good of me.
I wish I had one for me.
You guys do like lean a little bit when you're...
I'm not allowed to.
Oh my...
I'm not.
Yeah.
That turn.
Everything. Everything. Well,
it most resembles a you. Ah,
So not there. He just missed it.
Do all that so I can
It's just the dad man
He said I got him like he fit and he thought that was the finish line
Oh, no, did I just miss that shot?
I didn't.
Oh, I didn't miss that.
Hang on.
Watch out.
You might catch me.
I'm racing like crap.
I just missed that turn, ready for a sharpening you expect.
I can't quite keep up with you motherfuckers.
back there
fuck man
wow that guy's best slot was five seconds faster than anybody
Rick, you're a freak.
Championship, though.
Turning is my kryptonite.
I think manual is my kryptonite.
I'm about to turn it off.
It can be good in some cars, but sometimes it's just
Chilled a rip and automatic
I don't know I better just raise the automatic on this shit
Sprint. Pick a side.
Looks like good.
There's one of the sickest areas to drive into.
of
Oh, he doesn't like it. Oh, this piece of shit. Get him.
Well, we gotta do some spec racing. Fuck this. Yeah, I'm down.
He didn't slow me down. Oh my god, that's right.
Oh fuck.
the
Yeah, it's going to get a sick car.
Yeah, another night space.
Can't get to seven to beat fence at the edge.
Wah, shoot him.
Later, dog.
Hell yeah.
That feels good every time.
I
Nice finish night night back
Change it in
Yes, do we sprints the car does absolutely nothing in a sprint
Just there's one straight like I've been in third to start and in the first 30 seconds
I have to use every turn perfectly to get ahead of it.
Problem is, I'm back.
I'm quitting out of that.
Quit, quit.
There's still an economy so it works.
Nice.
Do I have any wheel spins?
I have one wheel spin please show me the money.
Nice.
A Sport Quattro.
Are they Audi?
A 1983 Audi.
Where are the wheel spins?
Baggers can't be choosers right now.
Uh, main menu and then I think it's My Horizon.
Wheel spin four available, let's go.
You freak.
free
60 K
money so far
more money
200 K I got the big one 200 K
let's go you think you're better than me
depends if you hit 200k before yes I have then no I don't think I'm better than you
good good I know I'm better than you but a lot of them on that car some of it are
gonna be rally or dirt what oh fuck I was paying attention what that was shit
another way to is if I don't really say
one of the really fuck a dirt you if you take that it doesn't really say in the
title if you take your right stick and drag it down it tells you what tires it
has on it
yes the fucking rally car okay there's a speed version right here
hmm worst handling I've ever seen though
pretty sure that this yeah pretty sure what I just put on this eclipses how much
you take off for a bit for a bit if I don't hate it how's it sure
I should say.
Does it easy?
Oh yeah, it's just fine.
This can be just...
I
Go to your collection journal
You got a legendary dirt car MS5 cup
Ooh
Mustang Dark Horse Ford
I think I turned that thing into a drift car. It was pretty cool. It's really fun
Is the Lotus really good in this game?
Ooh, GR Super, really good in the last one. Which one? GR Super might be worth it. I can't remember
The there's a world like a time attack one. That's supposedly very good. That's the one you get for doing all the road races
Doing all the what? The road races
I think it's like the blue ones and then there's like two bonus ones at the end.
I was bad for so sorry about that.
Oh, I have an OG Supra.
Well, it should taste better.
I don't even make houses out here, dude.
All these trees in Japan are brutal, this fuck.
Where's the bamboo fields?
I'm just trying to dodge trees realize I could just run through all of them.
It's down I don't like that.
Just plowing through every fucking tree like they don't exist is going to stupid yeah treasure
car right here.
Did you get it too slow?
Yeah, I have this one.
Oh, I just saw it in there.
I was like, that doesn't look like a.
Yeah, I pulled up.
I remember pulling up on it randomly like what the hell?
Literally same thing.
I still think it's crazy how there's just a car outside that runs
and looks like pretty decent and we're just stealing it.
That's yeah.
It's like.
Like this is really bad.
I have enough money for it dude.
You broke.
Yeah, we gotta do some racing.
Again, boys.
Maybe I qsa.
for an athlete. It just sucks because you don't really have like a lot to customize track-wise
I want to do SPAC but at the same time I want to enjoy their new cars you know what I'm
saying so I'm sorry.
We're getting to the last one.
these guys gotta fucking these guys gotta stop these sprints bro
uh-oh i don't know where my car is where's my car
yep 30 seconds
where's my new one
i'm just gonna stick with the same thing fuck it was it the supra supra
no it wasn't the supra whatever uh
I don't know how far is the tie at you, whatever.
Here we go, Miata.
Nice.
Events completed.
right now nine years why you wouldn't understand
Oh, man. Isn't this the same
Oh, these guys are cooking.
I'll talk to you guys later.
Holy shit. That didn't handle
very well. I'm not going to
Oh, that could have been dirty.
Oh, let me have that next time I back on the tail, I think, or like the back of my car.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no.
Not down. Please slow it down.
It's actually a turner. There's
it's okay. Yeah, I did.
Excuse me. You freak.
Oh my god, bro. It doesn't
Excuse me, excuse me.
That felt like it slipped out on accident.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm not feeling very comfortable with this.
Let's do the swing and the booty this truck run.
Uh oh.
Oops.
You just got back
Fuck
Ketchup
DRS
Powerband right here. I don't
That's why
I
Finished a I can't get too excited
There's freaking night night over there and then what YouTube video did you look up? I?
Just got a different car than a fucking yeah, you know, I just can't help but see that the leader also has the same car interesting
Chevy cabra 17. Let me put that on the list
factory
I'm gonna stop and I was like it's over
oh jeez
that's so neat
you freak
I'm trying too hard bro, I gotta take this hoodie off
can you win one for me?
of course I can
no, now's the circuit race
are we going into the next one?
Yeah, yeah, okay cool
32 seconds 32 I do not have a good car
I'm going classic on this one. I'm going classic
classic Wibski
Don't care about the position anymore. It's not a winning style
Excuse me excuse me 2017 Camaro boy
sorry about a car sorry it's actually your car
really interesting really interesting just copy the first place go okay
I'm sure yeah I noticed yeah yeah I saw him get first and I'm getting a Diablo
after this race yeah got a guy what is this elite DM asking for the tune
Alright Corvette, not Corvette, it's our Dodge Viper, baby.
It shifts so fast in this.
What's your bitch-ass car out of here, Kevin?
I should have no traction.
Who Doritos missed this thing?
Not in last place.
Yeah!
Who's this?
Here's the old runner. Are the old runner?
You don't got the power that the fucking Viper has.
It's a fucking Viper.
It's a possible power.
It was on everybody's wall as a child.
Everybody had the poster from the book fair.
What the fuck?
How'd you break so early there?
He was cheating.
No.
Attraction, please.
Thank you.
I don't know. Son of a bitch.
Kevin's in the car car. You're
fast as mine. I don't know what
I'm talking about. We don't have
a proper test to that. That was
taking heads. What's up? Is that
I bought a kinship at the mirror after this looks like that's on the list I
Reversed the numbers. I thought I would do just as good, but I guess not
Okay, I
Like where your head's at. Yeah, no, I thought bigger number equal better, but there we are
Bigger number better is the rule for everything
I don't have drag tires on this thing, do I?
Am I?
Oh, this is a kind of drag tires on my shit.
Oh, is that what happened?
Yeah, no, I know where it went.
That makes sense.
What's next?
Drag tires are actually meta for a lot of road races.
I fucked those red racers.
I'm just trying.
That's probably why I lose it to the other fucking car at the show-in camera.
I'll stand right by Chote here.
Man, he jumped.
the thing is they're fast and they can handle I'm bad at both this car sucks
look at you dude
you little freak
dad
you're just destroying me back here man handling me
No, I was drifting that was a cool thing. I was just been cool. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I was taking a picture. It was in photo mode.
Are you shooting?
You made me do the same thing. This is your fault. And slow me down.
The last plane. It's your fault.
got a little too antsy there at that corner
and
I'll do that next.
Oh, here's a thing.
There's a thing.
It's up there.
I'm not sure if it's up there or not, but it's up there.
Shit, bad racer, man.
to
seems like this guy's I'm not gonna need some 370Z
not gonna lie
be looking into that
you don't want a Lambo Veneno
Veneno?
sounds expensive
need some 370Z
sounds expensive
Veneno
I did that I did that
God damn right, gotta beat him this race, gotta beat him this race, championship race, going down dude.
This is where I come back, to the back and hang out there.
Alright, this has to be LG for me to fuck him three in the morning, but it's almost fourteen hours.
You played till five yesterday, you stay your ass on.
Me, Nick.
Fucking really lay eyes on Caroline today, so
Just dated my little world.
Say what?
Said I barely saw Caroline today.
get the pity start again nice this is not my jam this is not my jam
I want you to stay back there damn it I push that corner too hard no
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh that's all for Bridge less, we're good
of
Oh my god, that was a crazy... that looked like it was about to be like go through real
fast little tiny little turn there.
That was way more than the
I
Miss that checkpoint you miss that checkpoint
I'll put the pressure on
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's so tight here.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's so tight here.
I sent the whole scenery at you, I was not going to freeze it for you or anything.
I'm going to keep you back.
Get out of here!
And then barely beat Shoddy.
Did you get that car? That car sucks, dude. Holy.
I thought I could, you know, get a good tune for it, I guess now.
I'm gonna be that now, that guy's a big, uh...
I did it!
I'm getting a 370C and I'm gonna get his tune.
Did it!
Woohoohoohoo!
Heheheheh!
By one point.
You don't want to carry it?
You know that one?
Chow's telling me about him. Gotcha.
Oh, he got Vipers good, man. I think I just got the wrong tune on it. That's all.
I do think it's good though. I'm quitting.
Let me look at a different tune for this car specifically.
And I might do that 370 as well. I don't have money for it, but...
I'll just search for A's, fuck.
What's that gold band next to your name, Chote?
Is that just like you got all the bands or something?
Oh yeah, it's just the gold wristband.
Is that winning all the races or what?
It's just like getting all the wristbands.
I'm getting his drag on us.
This is all I have right here.
Supposedly a class road.
Hey, another person that had their progress reset.
I guess it's been happening to a few people.
Oh, really?
Second person I've seen talking to me.
You know, I've been talking to you for a long time.
I've been talking to you for a long time.
That's a nice thing talking to me about it.
That'll suck.
Keep all your cars in shape, but progress.
That's the whole point of the game.
Jody, 600 roads got erased.
He flipped his lid.
Is this supposed to have the right car?
OK, I thought it was.
Just do it again.
You would.
How many times have you leveled to 80 in a while?
But I guess 90.
I mean, it's all over the place.
That might be where I want that card, I guess.
They even come out with a new one yet to where we could play
Murders Row, Jody.
What do you mean?
The dungeon rotation.
Oh, new season.
Oh, I don't think so.
No.
I mean they've been on that same cycle for a long time. That's a system they've been doing for a bit.
Yeah, but you're just not used to it constantly. I mean, yeah, but that's like one of the main things people do is do mythic dungeons and they're doing the same ones for months.
when there are eight other ones that I mean there's a reason why when I'm playing
well you know exactly yeah why is that what you say Jared I don't got enough
money for this upgrade you broky
We'll drive focus RS, really.
I don't know the wheel spin.
I also looks right.
I want 211 miles per hour.
Oh, I do have enough.
Money in your inbox.
What do you mean by inbox?
You
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Three wheel spins.
Oh, you're getting rich.
Now you're getting rich.
You got three more to play.
Come on.
Yeah.
John Thorson.
Yeah, what's he doing?
I see him. I see him in the viewer list.
I'm broke but I got this car for
tomorrow.
We
have an M4 house on. Oh man, I'll worry about that tomorrow. This car should be green nuts.
Also Kevin's car should be green.
I'm ready now.
and
I don't know about that. It's not a bad trick, seeing how the bears are getting off of it.
That's a nice one.
Yeah, this thing's got nice.
Focus RS.
Wow.
I
That car feels really good
Yeah, one good car. I mean my vipers pretty decent. I kind of like the viper I
Need to get your car next Kevin remember the fuck that was you were driving cuz that shit's nice
Seem like it was doing really good
That last part of your race and seem pretty good. Yeah, yeah the viper
Yeah, I fell us
Catch you motherfuckers tomorrow
Yeah, yeah, Jesus guys, let it let it get you peace
All right, I'm probably she give you guys a Chote. I'm gonna I get
Thank you for chilling. Thank you for hanging in. Appreciate you guys. I know we don't really interact at the end of the night when we're playing a racing game, but thank you for coming through and chilling for it.
I'm really tired. 14 hours. I'm going to go get some fucking sleep. Right. I enjoy the rest of your YouTube. I'll catch you later. Yo, yeah, some of the updates. Yeah, we are nice. Thanks brother. Appreciate you. Short stream. Yeah, short stream today.
Sleep well. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Everybody drop in the subs of reasons. Appreciate it guys. Boyd Blaster, Blue Arrow, charge of dogs, uh, thank you so much to you at the end of the night. Um, I'll be back on playing some more games tomorrow, some Daisy probably. And if anything changes, I'll let you guys know, right dudes? Thanks for keeping the chat moving. Thanks for supporting me all damn day. All the time. Every time you come here. Appreciate you dudes. But yeah, I'm out of here.
Good night, sleep well, have fun with Jody.
I'll see you guys for tomorrow's session.
Later, bros.