you guys wait too long. What's going on? Thank you guys for tuning into the stream. Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening.
How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? What's cracking? What's cracking?
We're still with Smokey a little bit. Watching Leroy play fucking Mario Kart.
15 minute intro is unacceptable so there's 13, there's 13, it's actually only 14.30
right this second.
It's okay, don't be lying to me, huh?
I will go on there, but I appreciate you, Biscay.
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. It's just a really slow-moving desktop intro. Yeah, if
you guys want, I can like get like I can have like graphics come through like
Waves. Maybe it makes a little noise.
You know what I mean?
AI Summit pole dance. What the fuck?
Listen, don't ever type stuff like that.
OK, we're trying with you.
yo power man holy shit a hundred months baby yo power man thank you so much
Bella for being here for so long sir appreciate you man triple digits not
many hit it and it's a very much appreciate what you do man thank you
brother too many more years chillin dude hopefully let's hope yeah so much
stretching. Yo love you back on Tark, what's up? How you doing man? Yeah we'll see what's
up. We'll see how long it lasts. I tweeted today that I'm like I need something different
though. It's like Tark's cool, Daisy's cool. You know what I mean? Even Hunt's cool a little
bit but it's like I just need, I just need to keep changing it up. You know what I mean?
I just like, yeah I've even been playing some single player games at night time. I've been
enjoying that we've been doing the ff7 remake at night um it's been pretty chill i want to like
i want to start doing that again right kind of throwing some random chill games at the end of
the night more consistently i know i do it but it's like i haven't been consistent i used to be
more consistent on that you know i mean nowadays i get a little too addicted in my one session of
a game and i just like i can't break myself off of it um i'm forgetting kind of some important
parts of streaming you know what I'm saying and that is uh you know getting you guys on some other
fucking games sometimes you know even sometimes against your will and sometimes you might leave
but the one time you stick around is what we're looking for
I'm waiting for the dark and darker return. Oh my god. The dark and darker return.
some luck. Engine fall. Until
engine fall gets some updates. I have played it a couple times. I think it's just the idea
is good but hard to build off of in my opinion it's tough
ah yikes 25 streams streak dude oh shit what's up dude welcome back
Yo, Leo, thanks for the Prime Subserve. Welcome. Welcome. Yo, JD three with the frickin resub two man
God damn
One one one in a row to the go actually dude. You're actually
111 months in a row and 112 total. Where did you drop that one month? Where did it go JD?
Thank you so much for being here for a million years and again many more years. Hopefully brother
I know I say that to all you guys that have been around here for a long time because reason
I do and it's just because I hope so appreciate about mr. Abe god damn it
okay everyone's pulling out their wiener dude everyone all right okay all right
everyone chill everyone chill yo ginger ginger beer dude dropping the 123 mr. Abe
dropping the 116 thank you guys thank you guys you fucking doofuses yo
Suzuki what's up, dude? Thanks for the reset duty striker makes the reset complex to the same at some of the north
Thanks for the reset brother appreciate you my man. You're the plan months my man my man a free search
But thanks for coming through. They should come in through still complex. Thank you for the 10 gift
This is my bro appreciate you always support the channel like you do man. Welcome guys to the squad
Hope you all have a good time hanging out in the channel
Complex has been around you always supports. He's a badass. So yeah, man. Thank you so much for that
that continued extra over-the-top support from individuals, you know what I mean?
And, uh...
Naughty was sucking a bat last night for money.
What?
What kind of sentence did I just read?
and
a list man
you gotta do what you gotta do to put food on the table
you know he's got a family
you know
I
Don't think I'd do the bad thing though not personally I
Had a job when I was streaming you know I'm saying so I was yeah
I didn't need you motherfuckers
I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm just joking
No, I did because I actually hated my last job dude before I became a streamer
It's actually what helped me make the decision to become a streamer actually my fucking absolute hatred for my last job
It would actually I may have never become a streamer if I
Was working at Howie's or something during the process or maybe maybe maybe it would have never made like the full-time leap
You know I'm saying
I'm not sure
So
The way it happened, I don't know if it would have any other way bros because I liked working
to how he's brought you know I mean so making that choice would have been pretty tough a
lot harder outside probably taking me some like time to make it rather than like on the
spot type shit let me see did hutch want to play what's going on let's what's
happened
solas appreciate you brother thanks for the massive respect man thanks everybody
drop of the reasd through your chronic fuels blue dragon much love guys how's it
going. Yeah, ginger double XL. Um, you know, cracking up. Um, GT
striker. I got you. My fault. My fault. Crack. Thanks so much.
Yeah. I guys and ginger for the resubs. You guys are both right
about the same spot. 44 to 45 months. That's love guys. Both
coming up on the four years. Let's go. Probably been around
here for longer to be fair. Watch my split. Okay. Hudson
discord. Yeah. Open. Open. Uh, logics. Jedi curse. Thanks for
the gift of subs, sir. Appreciate it. Meet. Welcome to
spot. Jedi Kush has got you. Jedi Kush is a fucking dope ass motherfucker by the way.
I appreciate you. You know ML Burke. What's up dude? Rolly Burke. Rolly Burke you see?
Hold on. Rolly or rally? Which one is it exactly? I want to ask you directly right
now so I never make the mistake again. Even though it might happen two or three
more times. Yo Zonsar dude thanks so much for the way for the for the
I appreciate you. Um, you know rally rally. I'm almost I'm thinking rally myself. I'm thinking rally Birkin.
That's right. That's right on that.
That's right on that. Yeah. Thanks so much for the appreciate you sir.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll never make that mistake again because that's the first one I'm thinking of now. So I'm just going to roll with it.
Rally. Thanks for being here so long. I appreciate that.
I
Row with it roll with it. Yeah, what's up boss? What's up?
Let's go down there. Hey, sir
Let's crackin. Yeah, I gotta I gotta move my monitor closer. Dude. How are you sir?
I'm reading the wrong letters
The Zaru touch the discard. Yeah, I got it
What shows us what shows such anime you've been watching lately, uh?
I keep falling asleep while I'm watching it, but I'm trying to watch my hero. I'm not gonna lie, dude
It's I'm gonna I'm I'm going through a tough part of my hero. That's like, I don't know why it's so hard for me to watch it
Some other anime are like fucking speaking to me like, you know
Don't want to give a try and I'm like, dude, I gotta finish this gotta finish this I
I think it's season five. I'm like one. I'm like episode like 115 or something like that.
I think and it's like a lot of villain stuff, villain origins. And I'm just like, it's just
uber boring. I know that it gets good, which is I'm trying to power through it. I'm almost
like skimming so much though that I'm just not learning a whole lot. I'm wondering if
it's going to fuck me up in a bit, you know, during the season. I'm just it's it's so
Like guys, it's boring. It's putting me to sleep every night. I have found my sleeping, you know drug and right now it's my hero
Unfortunately, unfortunately, I really like the show. I'm not trying to talk shit. It's just like this the current argument is putting it sleep, you know
It's freer and good freer is not so actiony, but very good
I don't even know what to call it. I watched a few episodes and was kind of like damn. This is this is actually really good
And I'm like more of a shounen guy like I like the like action and shit, you know, man, but
It's solid. It's yeah, I don't know how it ends and shit or how it goes completely, but what I watched was top tier
Great storytelling world building there you go
So leveling school very good cool action very strong main character
The way he progresses is pretty cool
And I think the second season will be cool because I think he's not as strong and maybe as
were led to believe, you know what I mean? At least off of the anime. I know that you guys read
them on one set, but yeah, it's dope. I like it. It's cool to see the progression basically.
This is, yeah, different type of progression.
I
Fear is the perfect balance of story and action. There you go, dude. I
Don't not Dylan not really man. It's it's it's hard to want to play Call of Duty
Because I just know how much controllers or
Trollers dominate
Thanks in advance.
Oh no.
Except with everyone wanting all this playlist.
This be the one man.
You got it? Not us? Good to see you brother. Thanks for the donate.
The jungle brother jungle remix our jungle mix that sounds pretty good
No bloom now a new modern warfare, so you have a huge advantage back on PC
So I'm not sure if on Call of Duty huge advantage and PC or a mouse and keyboard should really
kind of be considered in the same thought process, you know what I'm saying?
I'm telling you, I just don't see it.
I don't see a world where mouse and keyboard players are on the same balance level as controller
players. Unfortunately. I had that reality during a tournament actually. We played against like
I don't really remember it was like zoom was a zoom out that we played against.
Um and we played against like him and like like one other I think con person and like a team on
on the call of duty like the, I don't like the content creator team.
And it's just the impossibility to win a fight was, uh, was crazy.
It's like, it's like, it's one thing to miss a shot in Halo, right?
Can't miss a shot in Halo or you're dead, right?
But you guys are also shooting at the speed of bubble.
Right?
Yo, not being able to miss a bullet and call a duty out of your full auto weapon is insane.
You understand that?
My human brain will not allow that on the mouse.
Nope, it won't happen. In fact, it doesn't even happen
at the speed of butthole shooting either in Halo. Halo had to give mouse and keyboard
assistance on
their aim
To be able to keep up with their controller players. They said hey what instead of trying to hinder the controllers
Why don't we try to help the mouse and keyboard and boom to be honest?
It worked pretty fucking good.
Does it feel a little weird sometimes?
Maybe sometimes Shraab doesn't like it.
I don't personally notice it.
I don't think unless you're like a fucking really top tier,
like FPS player, I'm now some keyboard
that you would even notice it.
But without it, impossible to win.
And I'm not even kidding.
Impossible.
OK, if you've ever, if you guys were OK,
If you're some of the gamers that were around when Halo Reach got a PC release, okay?
You guys that play on the mouse and keyboard, that played Halo Reach when that released,
know exactly what I'm talking about when I mean impossible to beat them, my buddy.
and
I apologize for starting that
call. I'm not sorry for us. It's
me. I can rant about controller
versus massive keyboard all day.
You know what I mean? And I'm
not I'm not disrespecting
controller players. Okay. I I
I'm saying but it's just that when you compare them at equal levels, it's it's like this more than like this
You know I'm saying the top players in mouse and keyboard the top players a controller their stat differences are quite different
You know I'm saying
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't disagree that like some aim assist is necessary on the on the sticks. I don't and I'm not saying that it's like it's not it doesn't take a massive amount of a massive amount of skill.
I'm just saying comparatively, you know I'm said
It's not easy for a mouse and keyboard player just to randomly jump on the six
It's not easy for a sticks player just to randomly jump on mouse and keyboard
I will say though
I think it's an easier transition to go from controller to mouse and keyboard than it is for mouse and keyboard to go to controller
you might disagree on that last one. Which is fine. Okay, I'm getting on this card. Yo
bro hop bro hop what's going on sorry to keep you waiting someone mentioned
aim assist and mouse and keyboard versus controller and I had to talk about some
shit
anyways are we playing Tarkov yeah what else do we play I don't fucking know I'm
over to the game yeah yeah yeah bro I have been trying all day long to do this
shoreline SV 90 a patient Joe bullshit it has been the worst for the sub welcome
to the squad will be in Jersey over here mr. Joe mr. Joe thank you brother just
getting tossed on repeat where you have to get the 98 and you have to put it on
the boat in the middle of the open. Yeah, no way someone's killing you for that.
There's no way, nobody looks there. Dude, everybody's looking there now because everyone's
camping the damn, what's it called? Did the wipe just happen or something? I don't understand.
I thought the wipe has been like far. Everyone's camping the pier, brother.
Yeah, but even the peer campers like don't look down at the boat, you know, I mean, I guess getting there you might have a problem
Yeah, okay makes sense. I just got killed by night as well, which doesn't help my cause
Damn the goons are on the
Yeah, I sat up there and I was like, you know what we're gonna wait whatever and I got impatient
I was like, all right, we'll go. We're probably not gonna die. We'll be fine
I step outside of the building night. It's just sitting out there dead
I heard that you need to do the reserve quests. You just got those and I need to do those as well.
I did just get a hold of the reserve quest. My first one is to go check out the bunker.
Gotta go check out the entrances. Okay. Okay, all right. I'm doing pretty good on customs.
I've put me and my boy Godspeed yesterday
Me and my boy Godspeed cracked out quest yesterday, and he was mopping fools, which is
Really nice because the last encounter with Godspeed that I had was him looting a body
While three he stare like his body is okay. You're arc Raiders. Can't imagine this arc Raiders tower
power, him looting a body while
staring at my direction and me
staring at him and just seeing
people zip line up behind him.
I saw that clip.
I saw that I went home.
He always laughs when I bring it up to him.
And he's just like, bro, the worst time.
There he is.
I tune into your stream.
I'm the first thing I hear.
here. This is this is God speed.
The guy himself, the guy himself way.
Yeah, listen, I got it when you mess up that bad,
its stories get told for for centuries.
Yeah, people will hear about this for years and I was like,
oh, it's playing with a hutch sick.
And then the first thing is here, but we totally story about God speed.
Well, I did lead with you or cooking people last night, though.
OK, to be fair, I was hoping that I was hoping after he gave you flowers before.
Okay, boom. The only thing I have on customs is survive and extract through railroad passage, which I think is just
green
Green flare and then I've set up
So
Very not how many kills you got? Yeah, I got seven out of eight right now
I had push yet. I got the first six kills instantly no problem. I ran out of push yet
I have been getting mocked. I've been having like I
I don't kill them 800 damage dealt the body 400 absorbed or whatever the opposite of
Dude on shoreline issue with 50 BMG
I
Was I was saying I was gonna use that chat said it's too inconsistent of a round
I don't know if there's the best round I had said no choice right so
Well, I'm down for whatever whatever you want to start reserve you want to go customs and do setup
Let me tell you where I can go real quick so we can kind of gear for those locations
I can go either starting reserve. I could I have to locate the stuff
And I have to locate the BMP like tanks on it
Other than that I
Have to eliminate scabs and underground warehouse, which fucking sucks, you know where all the cages are those are my reserve quests
so I could do reserve
customs like I said setup and
You have a green flare, what'd you say about that? I got speed. Oh
I
Think we're gonna keep it do us for now, but if you want to play after I'm down
I don't want to force trios unless he's up to it. No, no, it's all good
Yeah, we'll we'll play soon guys
Feel like an asshole. I feel like an asshole. I feel like an asshole. Godspeed.
But you know me, man. I have to counter strike play.
You know, I've got to tis him. It's hard for me to understand what's going on.
Trust me, getting cut from Counter Strike teams is worse than that sort of stuff.
Once you do it, you're fine.
Actually, I don't know. I'm not claiming. Not claiming Godspeed's ever been cut from the Counter Strike team.
Some of us build a whole career without getting cut ever.
He may be one of them.
I have not I have been cut from a team before waiting for you to play reserve because I cannot play that match by myself
Reserve yeah reserve is
You know how to play reserve. I've never in all my five thousand hours. I've never
I forgot better at that, bro.
I fucking did that bad, no matter what I do.
I've gotten better at maneuvering on it a little bit,
but it's like you either know how to fight in D2 or you don't.
It's really all the map comes out to you, right?
You know how to fight in D2.
Yeah, and I don't.
And I don't.
I'm terrible at it.
You know how to fight in D2, bro.
You know how to play this kind of thing.
I know how to hold my own.
This doesn't mean I'm good at it.
You know how to rotate around through the rotate spots.
That's like the big one, right?
Yeah, I do know that.
I have to kind of like, I gotta go lay eyes on it a little bit
and learn them again, but I know.
I can go interchange.
I can go reserve.
You said you wanna go reserve, right?
We can go reserve, yeah.
You don't have inventory checked though.
The quest to open up all those doors.
I don't believe so, inventory check.
You don't have that one yet.
Okay.
That's unreserved.
Yeah, it's unreserved.
It's one where you have to go at all, like, the night and all those buildings.
You gotta open up those doors and shit.
Nah, I haven't even, uh...
Nah, so I probably...
Haven't gotten some quests through from, like...
Not doing some other ones.
Like, I haven't even done my first, like, gun quest for mechanic, have you?
Uh, I've done, like, the first three.
Oh, how many hands?
You've done the first three. Yeah, so that's probably where you got some different question me too
By doing this you just want to bust that out real quick and maybe you get these
I mean, I really don't
No, I don't want to do it right now. Fuck that. I don't got a lot of time. So let's muzzle this fucking play
I don't give a shit about the clutching that much
I'll just crack out what I can when I can not a big deal. I'm not trying to be super efficient
I'm gonna probably have to bring eight five-fives
ff 855 a ones in the mag offering a 55 back up
Got a good man on our good site
You get the gym you get the gym
Your character needs some strength
Already got my two. I've been bumming off the glorious is Jim. Me too. I go to glorious
Really?
He's got to start making us pay a membership fee, man.
Yeah.
Did you see the clip of his?
What?
Of his what?
You know why Gloria says a gym?
Why?
Because I was looking for places to go and I was like, oh, fuck, dude, Gloria has to,
I mean, Gloria's plays this game a ton.
Like, he's definitely going to have a dough-bash gym.
I go in there.
I go in there.
There's nothing.
like fuck so someone said to the clip and I got a clip back of him being like
oh bro can't can't fucking can't disappoint the goat he's like I got to
get a gym now
yeah so I make it a point I make it a point to use his now that's actually
sick though that's so funny yeah super cool I just need to get meds on the
shirts give me a couple minutes here I'm good you're good you're good no rush
I think I'm like actually fucking kind of low on that's
you know how questing just I feel like questing costs money dude not a lot I
feel like it drains me more than anything one mill I am now at 16.8
because I've been buying keys and questing yeah it just drains you bro just
drains you bro I had to use an AK to kill scabs and in order to buy PPMO you
can't buy the ammo at my level but you can buy the packages of ammo 20 rounds of
package ask me how much 20 rounds of PPMO cost per package how much 45,000
Rebels for 20 bullets
It's how many you think you roll with how many like how many like to roll with
Oh, no, I'm sorry, Jared. It was 77,000 for 20
Way worse that's never double three rounds of 40 three max of 40 and a 70 stack
is absolutely atrocious yeah yeah dude I was actually I was like worried that like
one of the shotgun quest was gonna take me forever excited I don't have a lot of
shotguns right and I was like fuck I really don't want to like start running
through shotguns trying to get this even though I got fucking set up that was
probably defer me I mean I ended up dying when I had like six out of the
seven kills and then I was sad about it I was like no I just wanted to get one
done so I'll have to go back in with a fucking shotgun again I did three times
seven out of eight myself and each of those times that I've died has been like
the guy who I was fighting had to have been a chicken of it had to yeah you just
like blasted the shadow of him somehow walks away so we have money for this oh
you got you know you know you have to transit where are we transiting out of
wait we have to transit no I don't know that reserve unlocked oh no dude I need
to fucking do tour find a way to contact the soldiers at the terminal there's a
Bound there's bound to be a radio or some other comms device somewhere along that road to the terminal. Is that like on shoreline?
It's the very first one
We see I think so. Yeah shoreline terminal entrance
The coast but the port must be guarded with military likely left some kind of comms to contact them from outside the gate
Let me follow you. I got you. I know where you do
I'll start there real fast. Is there drat dude? Is that like a long quest? I gotta do to open these up
So I don't want to make us trans every time we go to a fucking map dude. No, it's worth us
Just knocking this out right now like put everything to the side. Let's go do this
It is definitely worth it. The only problem
We'll just play it safe
You know to be fine, let me see if I got anything
Just
I
Fuck a couple of packets still fuck up on throwing
Papers hit me with some kickback. Let's go
Such a great feeling there ain't nothing better than proper coming in clutch
Yeah, that's really nice. I just almost have like another inventory like in that fucking mailbox. You know, I just keep picking at it
Stay away from watchtowers. Yeah, I'm worried about the watchtowers
They have like dudes in them apparently ain't bought you
You have to go past a certain point
I did bring X-ray moe out of my mags.
Well, got 120 shots.
You got this.
Probably won't look for PVPs.
Super quick here.
Haha, job raker.
Why telling me to adjust that?
I would I adjust that?
This is clip man.
Hey mate!
Get him in there.
can you hand me my shorts please I made a bet and I won and I take my pants off
thanks what put them on a second don't don't ask any questions don't I woman
don't ask any questions okay no I I have underwear on woman you just
can't see him they're riding up my thigh chat she's lying you got to believe me
you don't give me band to us you better get the fuck out of here and bring me a diet coke as well
portrait board thank you god damn it he's getting a little too comfortable streaming huh
he's not worried
about a dick slip enough all right where the fudge are we oh man we're running
Oh, yeah, this fucking sucks
Hey, read it sponsored there's like a couple spawns over here
Also, I had everything insured so if I do die and worry about grabbing it, it'll all
I'm sure there's one thing I bought that I think you should invest in it is it's a armor
case where you can just take all the plates out put them in the case and just put them in td-110
rigs whenever you need them oh so sick. huh so you have a plate like case plate case
yeah and i took just you know all the other all the other like what i'm wearing right now
the rented armor i think it has like side plates or it's like a little bit more weight and started
rig. The PTG-110 is just a front to back plate. You're ready to rock. I just put everything in those.
Well, how do you see the intense?
By a muffling. Usually they're like 100k.
Which after you sell the armor, the plates come in. You usually get like
40 to 60k from them. So you're only really spending 40k.
Okay.
Turn it up.
I
What's got shot in the leg quick what the fuck I have to fire
Stop it!
I don't know what it is about you, but fire, man.
I'm trying to thank you, fire em at you, at the U.S.A.
2 scabs.
Supress shot to our left.
Yeah, it's directly in front of us.
I thought I heard an inside to our left, okay
To be wrong I am deaf
Popping a peek in now
What the fuck is the machine out here?
Another team maybe they took tail next that little
Right front of us
I think you pushed out
It's not like to the left see you guys
I'll stare at that hill look a little left of the wall
They can't see us there
So
I'm almost positive they were in that compound
I'm very confident it was left
Out of the bushes over I'm looking
I'm dead. He has another teammate. I shouldn't have stood still.
Oh shit. That gun did not do very good for me there.
There's always another dude.
That was bad shooting. I hit him seven times.
One of them is hit for half.
Oh, I also killed a scav.
Look at my screen. Tell me where I'm looking.
It's toward the wall and more left.
Like if you were looking at the wall, like toward where the wall ends, towards those bushes.
I'm looking at your streamer and I haven't been able to laugh.
Yeah, pretty much that way, where you're looking towards that kind of that gate.
Come on, dad.
one's dead, one's dead, shut up, shut up
that guy was just prone
maybe he was just prone
what the fuck
maybe he was healing that guy
ahh
That kind did not feel good to shoot.
the
sacrifice to the
two dead
fucking behind me for the hell of that shot up
fucking behind me for the hell of that shot up
to you
Two or three two or three. I'm gonna describe
Oh
Hey, he kills three
That shit that shit both tennis I
Will get your shit, and I will be out in here, but a moment. I don't know if I
Don't know if I like that site if he seems like the the one X is a little too not zoomed in
I want to zoom a little bit more. I just feel like I don't know. I just didn't feel that good on that
Think I did get a little antsy on the shooting though, but it's too much daisy
I've got some free ammo, so I have trying out the spray. I
Also think the gun kind of fucking sucks on I'm using to be honest with you
OOF
I think the gun kinda fucking sucks for the range
Dude, you don't have to bring the car
Goddamn it, I need to get some control clicks out of you brother
I can't buy shit.
Actually I'm level 20 now, I wonder if that helps me to buy parts and stuff to guns.
Does it?
Is 20 good or do I have to wait until 25?
Some of it.
I think I can wear the mask with the cheek cover on sadly
35 to 40 dude, there's even crazier level restrictions
Hide rig and bush, I don't think anyone's going up there bro
I
Yeah, maybe I won't play with hutch. Maybe I
Maybe I use the SR 25
Gun for prepper trying to get PMC kills, I guess
If I don't have good like full autos much from this is where we're going by the way right over there
Your quest if you're watching so if I have a tapper dude that guy did
just every time I shot that fucking gun dude it was like just recoil city
thought I was gonna at least be able to like burst her a second
alright good shit good shit oh I'm muted I'm muted I'm mute button yeah yo good shit
it. Thank you. That's a very nice, very nice. Yeah, I don't think we're going to use this
gun again. Bring a rig. I literally have everything else. You don't need anything but a rig. Done
and done. Thank you, sir. Yeah, I think we'll deal with it for now, but we're just gonna
have to recognize that it's not gonna be a range shooter. I find myself in that
situation again. I got to play really tapy.
This is cost nothing.
just use a trying isn't it the same space
same as the other one
uh no four slots that's what's on there
you're pretty chilling
I might since it is a high recoil gun
Take that take that side off of it. I'm just gonna bring an XPS 30 and I
Got you
Yeah
Would you do you want an actual scope would you want an actual scope instead? No, I want I want to I
Want to hollow a red dot because it's like hollow the gun the gun sucks too much for the scope. I'm not gonna lie
got you hello is on
I'm also I'm just doing small things I gave you a salua and I'm gonna bring you
some IBS yeah thank you actually I might be able to get saluas now we check
cuz I just hit 20 I'm wondering what I can get with that oh brother you just
yeah your life just got a lot better
your life just got a ton better my friend
I could buy individual
iFAQs now which is nice I could buy saloos now which is nice okay that's
that's nice
the next huge one like
when your life actually becomes dealable or manageable is 30
30 is when the game starts to be fun
I can't buy 206. Yeah, I can't
buy 206. Ain't no way I can buy
any. I think it's 25 plus.
All righty.
Um, yeah, I'm I'm treating
Yeah, I'm I'm treating me. I got shit. I got shit to get now, right? I just got the fucking I got the rig on ready
Yeah, I might be able to buy painkillers now I wonder
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't but hey, don't worry
You can buy pain killers, but you can't buy a surf kit until level 45
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense at all
You know, it's so nice when you come and play games and I'm playing because the things that I bitch about you bitch about as well
It's like a
You know, I went on a rant for like an hour
Over the fact that I can't heal my body as good as the high-level people can
That's kind of insane like I understand CMS being the starter, but you would think that that is still 45 is still pretty high
Insanity man. I would think 30 is the fucking number for that 35. Sorry 35 35 not 45
That is a huge difference that is still I would be I would take 30
I've been playing for a week and I still haven't got that shit while speed running.
Yeah, I told I was down chat. I'm pretty sure
They're just like they're just really trying to slow you down. That's what this is about like they're really trying to slow you down
Because without wipes I imagine they want your progression to be chunky, you know
We don't have wipes, but here's our seasonal shit
Pain killers on the ground as well
My dude I appreciate some man
Appreciate you very much sir. Yeah. So, hey, thanks, brother. Thanks, brother. Thanks, brother. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, good. Ivy Proof.
Gun. Thanks, Al. 113. Launching four months of summer every day, dude. That's okay. That's craziness.
I know you've had some days where you just flick me. I flick it on, dude. You know what I mean?
Not no no flicking anybody flicking the TV a minute monitor on you and
Popping in for a couple minutes just to keep that streak. All right. Don't flick it anyone chat relax
Thanks, I appreciate you brother. Thanks so much for coming through every day, man
So I just got I've been getting used to it my first ever
Where's it called?
Extra extra on top
What's that then I didn't hear where do you say it again?
I've been getting used to my first mechanical keyboard. I think is what it's called
Okay
Cuz I've always been on like a lower profile
I don't know. I don't even know there was two different types of keyboards, but let me feel like all the keys feel soft
Brother, I would I'd be holding an angle and I'd randomly lean left or I'd randomly move left
because I would barely touch the key and my shit would just launch left. Yeah, yeah.
Mechanicals can be much nicer. Yeah, you can even, there are keyboards that, like, I
have a keyboard where I can go to a website that's like dialed in on my
keyboard and I can change, like, the actuation points on, like, how much I
press the key in before it detects me pressing it right I just killed and
monster on the road monster supergeared
on the road on the road on the road I'm fucked turn out yeah
I'm gonna pop a pinker
He ran right to the left on the road last scene
Moving right moving right
You're not gonna be close to me in these trees right no I'm like toward the road already
I'm moving left. I'm up on the hill. Yep. I'm moving left along the road.
Like that's the bottom of the hill. Like that. Not gonna be close to you.
He's dead. Good shit.
I'm sprinting. You hear me? Yep. Yep. Yep. You'll hear me.
Yep. I'm hitting surface. Yep. I hear. I hear. I'm looking down.
I
Just be to you want to have to do on the road, huh? Yeah, those guys were very massive humans
If you want you can loot the guy on the road
I'll watch you some type of scope or I can I don't care or we just leave the body
I mean, it's it's a bad leave in the bodies. I'll give a shit. I'll go
All right, give me a few seconds.
He's not that big of a question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need to serve two more body parts, and I'm good.
He took my stomach, both my arms and my legs.
Yeah, gotcha.
I'm going to look a different way, then.
Go Daisy mode.
I'm looking like parallel with the road towards, like,
tunnel. Just making sure no one comes this way.
All right, last urge.
Ready? Rock and rolling.
And yeah.
Well this is back spawn, the only thing that can happen is people run from our right and
we spawned in front of us, so the only spawn that can be over there is resort spawn, so
really just one group of people that we're worried about.
I'll be looking at this hill, go ahead.
He's not that noticeable actually, I don't think so these bushes in front of him.
unless someone's like looking unless someone sees me or do this or like
looking straight down the road I'm dead I look dead
you scared the fuck of me I can't see you so it's a it is a good spot if I can't
see it yeah how big fairly large it's got an HK that's so it looks exactly the
same as mine so he's obviously got some icebreaker time going on you know what I mean.
Got you he's a radar gun I see a player in the trees two players moving down towards you careful.
I'm just prone to holding the street and then moving towards the street.
No they're in the trees right now.
They can't see me then okay they can't see you.
Yeah I'm okay I'm not gonna shoot because I think you put you in a really bad spot.
I shot they're down the road on the lead just cross to the left
In the street a bunch of shots. This is not good. I'm out of stamina
Okay, it's okay. I'm still okay course, bro. Oh my gosh. I'm dehydrated cuz you took my stomach out and that fucked me
I'm backing up. Can you get out of there? Yeah? Yeah
I got off the road. I'm on the I'm like on the bottom of the hill now
Pruning in this little cut here. Just while I get stamina back
Headshot those nerds my confidence is pretty low. I'm not gonna lie brother
In the pink and I'm gonna be moving up the hill. Okay
Unless you where do you where do you see these guys? I know one's in the blue fence was the other one
You needed oh
My gosh, one's up in the tree line
One's up in the tree line just saw move right to left, but they're like moving away from us once across in blue fence already
One cross blue fence. I shot at him. Yeah, well, I was prone. I saw him cross the blue fence
So he's in there opposite side might be moving along in it if you keep an eye out
It's really hard to move in there without you seeing him
Unless he's hugging the wall
I don't know about the one I only saw one process and I ran
Yeah, the other ones up in the hill still trying to get an angle on us
And so we don't want to do you want me to go blue you want to fall back to you you want to fall back completely
What are you feeling here?
I think oh, I see him. I see him up in I see him up in there
Okay, well, she's gonna move it moving right to left. He's at the I
Missed he's at the portable cabin all the way in the back
I think we pull off this his boys gonna be rotating on us big time. Let's follow
His boys still in the woods and you see the one in the blue. So you said, right?
Well, we kind of have to be here for a little bit weird terminal area I
Don't know how to do the fucking quest so it's gonna be all you know, I'm just fucking god dude
I'm not gonna lie. I am so surprised. I'm gaining stamina back
Holding a weapon and that armor right now. I'm so fucking surprised. I went off last night. I was like, ah
Dude, cuz I died doing the stupid fucking I'm going to speed a butthole and doing the crawl bullshit, you know
Make me slow
I talked about it today, man
Fuck our inertia make us fight like shit whatever
But there's no world that a guy should be able to carry my body in his bag and be fine
And I'd pick up his gun and can't fucking move. That's stupid, bro. Yeah
I don't mind make me slow cool. Whatever
Let me gain stamina back for the love of God, please. You know what I mean?
Deplete it faster when I sprint sure slow as fuck sure dude
Don't make me do this sit completely still to get stamina. Oh you crouch all bro. There goes 20% of your stamina
I agree. I think it's right down here. I think they have to press this button right here chat. You get to press this right here
Check.
Uh, tour objective complete, but let's go, baby.
Oh, okay.
Turn around from fuck off unless you want to get shot.
Alright, let's get out of here.
You trying to maybe get shot on purpose or what's going on?
someone in my chat said press it twice so they might be fucking with us
they're scumbags you can't trust them I though I continue to trust them and I
continue to die because of it I don't know why I got trust issues
get me off shoreline when I'm not going to resort bro just like woods
worst part is is we've been so delayed by these two groups that we were fighting
The other spawns have now rotated through shoreline and they're gonna be running into us as well
Well, we don't get to get out right here
We can go check car, which I think is where we go first
Okay
Jessica is 100% on shoreline, so we can't take it no problem
You can be a hundred percent used for someone else
We can check we double hit. Oh, it would be red if someone took it
Is it
Okay, just be me
I don't know what it was saying, I see a couple of shots in this, this M995 is in this too,
Oh, it's the road to the north, the...
That's what we gotta check.
This guy also had M995s, it is good.
Ooh, I bet his boy was juiced.
Did you get to Ludo?
No.
Aw, this guy's shit, we could have fought for it.
Brother, I'm coming to believe in this game.
I just don't have the patience that some of these motherfuckers have, you know?
like those guys will sit there and not move the next 30 minutes just and then
they even know about his involvement
exactly but they just don't want to lose their stuff and it takes me jumping on
that body for them to shoot me one time and I'm yes be careful this is a quest
area so there can't be people here I think systemally I think that's where we
I heard a shot early, I was in the last game actually, that was the last game.
Last game.
Um, okay, we're good to go.
How's that us, I think, potentially?
No, no, no.
You're 700, so?
No, it was not at us.
I didn't hear a snap.
Maybe, maybe, I guess if it was at you, maybe, I guess.
I don't know, the guy in front of us.
You stepped on one?
I might have barely stepped on one, yeah.
down in this divot ahead of you
I have the broken wall
I'm gonna put it in the divot now
yeah cars up you have money yeah
go start her up
you leave this thing here no I either do anything I did start the car you got
50 seconds
shit that's actually pretty helpful. can I get through this gate or do I get through?
Uh, little half wall. Yep, right there.
That was a sticky one, Jesus.
Yeah, nice kills.
the game out there gang look at the showers hey how you doing boys how you doing doing good
Good.
Hang it out, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, pop it.
Say hey, quick it out.
Let's take a bite.
Two Big Macs.
Yeah, that much.
Yeah.
What's going on, dude?
What are you doing?
How many Big Macs do you have today?
That's a few streams.
I actually, okay.
All right.
Actually, I didn't have any Big Macs, but I did order five Big Macs sauces for McDonald's
and ordered two large rice.
Oh, yeah.
It was busted.
It was positive. Let me tell ya.
You ever, I don't know, go and drive your fucking car and go get it?
Leave my house?
No.
You wouldn't say it.
It's scary out there.
There's people out there. Are you crazy?
You crazy, girl.
You must be crazy.
I wanna say...
There's people out there.
I don't know if you saw my text with that, but we are switching to Mechakomirion.
Mecca on me. Yo, you gotta come play Mecca with us. What is that?
It's a game
Bro, you'll have so much fun. It's a party game where you paint yourself to the surroundings and try and hide from people like in plain sight
You you you'd like it. It's so much fun
Okay, I was gonna say I invited you mr. Seven, but you never take your dad
You gotta just tell me P and I'll text them.
That's the only thing he actually checking is his text.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Well knew for future reverence, I'm really in Darbake robbing it.
And I have this everywhere.
We're doing the tour right now.
Try to get a yeah.
make sure what's the next part on that I'll let you know in a second over here
shit that'll happen 11 I'm actually kind of up besides I've got 15 million dollars
yes and I got two rusty blooded keys
I
Because like you sometimes you spawn that mall and I'll run right by and I was two of them it spawns of what I just got out with
Isn't that a ton of money?
I don't know how we I in check we are can you sell you?
For the tank if that's how you doing?
What's going on? What's going on? I thought something was missing there. Let's take a look at this
I think like what's inside of them is like disgusting
I remember watching videos of people looting it and there was like keys for days. Yeah. Yeah, that's what yeah
I got two of those. You know, the next time we get hit that
Save them save them save them
I'll probably be a little late, but I'll keep it. That's fine. That's fine. Are you boys have a good one?
God's being like on all the way man. Thank you, brother
When when does that again side a listen tonight? He goes live
7 p.m. CST
When he goes live, okay
Yeah, the fuck are these calls these call symbol on the people's
You have to go and talk to the trainer
So learn about the tour state, okay?
Yeah, whatever traders has to go to
I think it's proper and mechanically talk to me let go talk to prapper real quick
thank you so much smoke you have research better welcome back dude and thank you so much for
sport and once again sir
Combat mission
I think that's a good idea.
that
she
she
she
she
she
He and the fighter got together from the old men.
The gun and the weapon are good.
So you take it off.
Be careful.
No, he completely forgot about the oath during the contract wars.
And before that he was somehow confused with the city administration.
But it's true.
He's very obedient.
Recently a group attacked my convoy.
It's clear from the start that they're not wild.
They couldn't go far, so there's still a chance to catch some more bastards.
There's a sign on the shore. It's called a lake shore.
It used to be a good place.
So, to the north of it, there's a road.
There's a convoyship along it.
There's a place to attack.
I'm not going to look at you.
I'm not going to punish you.
I'm not going to make you happy.
If you're going to get into the plane right now,
I'm going to kill you all.
I have nothing to say.
It's clear that this is a piece of shit.
What exactly?
You'll understand when you take a picture of the jeton.
Here's the jeton.
Bring it to me.
You'll prove to me that
What are you going to do in your own business?
Hello. Hope you're doing well.
Yes. I've been breaking through the portal's information through my channel.
you have a lot of chances to evacuate, so I decided to fix our acquaintance, it will not be too much
if you really intend to get out of here, then you no longer have simple ways to go
and to get through the difficult one, you will need some people
those who actually control the situation in the city
You can't skip.
You can't?
Oh, space.
Sorry, I was like, I was listening, I was reading the story, man.
I was clicking, I thought that would be nice.
I do have that money 20k US dollars
Okay, I got through the fucking stuff. Let's see
There's two objectives a main objective, which is hand over the cash to mechanic 20k the mechanic is that just 20k rules
Surviving extract from shorelines. That's US dollars. I'm pretty sure that if you spit, I'm pretty sure and ask your chat, I think you get unlocked after that 20 K.
Isn't that two mil?
I don't know.
I first got to survive an extract from shoreline or visit shoreline three times.
Okay, okay, lighthouse. That's for lighthouse and you need to do one on shoreline. You need to just survive.
And some of the traders must at least know something learn how to escape Tarkov.
So what the fuck at the top of the more traders.
I think so. I think you're going to need to make sure you have five dog tags to turn into proper to unlock reserve, I think.
You only got to do right now. Let's kill some bitches.
So, but the optional one is reserve.
Yeah, the $20 is White House.
I think we just need to go survive on shoreline for reserve and then you need to turn in dog tags.
Okay, so what do we do then? We go to shoreline to extract?
I think so.
Learn how to escape Sarkov. Some of the traders must at least know something.
and
and
locate the right g-wagon s
and
You didn't know you were a secret spy, huh?
The tunnel extract SUV
Just gonna do that to you then, okay
Yeah, you get the tunnel hopefully we'll spawn there we're around there
Think I'm right they accept any advantage
I
Already have some okay good
I need to get range to this map, you know what if we're gonna kill shit, and I'm gonna have you with me. I might
Change up my load on the quick. I might bring this SR 25
Do it
of
So I think I need to kill some of this shit for I think I need to kill with this for proper
Test drive, eliminate PMC's using SR25 with all this shit off, okay.
Sorry, last YouTube video on Tarkov, Dorm saying, my god, Hutch is a gamer, Hutch is
a gamer indeed.
He's a good Tarkov player.
Yeah Benson, what's up brother?
How you doing man?
He's killing things too.
Y'all got room for a third?
Oh no, dude.
We already kind of had Godspeed not join us
because we didn't want to run three men,
only because I don't want to force three men
on the hot shit, I'm saying.
I thought it was a different poll set for the race
for the first time this year, I don't know.
What do you mean?
Who normally gets poll position?
the
gaming
some master snappin's nice he still like doing well enough on a lot of house, and it
this car sucks that's a thing that's that's what sucks about that's what's
got to suck about that sport man just a lot of shit out of your hands as a
a dryer
Land does cry died
I say we go to resort
Maybe sweat a little bit
But if I rotate away from that shit
Yeah, it's safe as well, sirs.
Yeah.
These are not getting shot by trees.
They're gonna get shot by people in front of us.
Mm-hmm.
Please, nobody see us.
Please, nobody shoot us.
We are friendly.
We're just shooting class men.
Until we get in that building, then we will kill you all.
Yeah, it's different.
Here's what I heard over there.
It's like the opposite of the continental.
Yeah.
I'm getting told that your game looks better than mine.
Are you doing anything fancy with your game?
No, I'm literally not even.
I don't even have those colors on my cut.
My game actually looks pretty gray.
like trying my hardest to make parkour not look like shit on stream and it's
either super dark or super washed out because I'm using a game of filter for
the stream careful you don't like this stuff up here so much safer look at this
I know what it that you know what this is yeah it goes to you how to get in yeah
Yeah, I can't, you know, why don't you like this one? You're crazy because if someone gets in there before you and he's looking down lane, he gets a free shot on you.
Anybody's that admin, they got free shots on you on your side. Are you above me?
Yeah.
Someone might be coming in from outside.
I don't think there's lights.
There's people on the east.
I'm an east.
or west sorry people in west where are you at I believe I'm hitting a light
you hear me careful there might be someone below me
I just saw someone run in the courtyard towards admin saw a various slight
glimpse I don't could have been a fucking at scab but it was moving fast
I
I'm at the opposite staircase second floor. Yeah, I just saw him west. He just ran through the corridor to west from admin
Yeah, I just saw a flashlight under the floor
Give us go I'm believe I'm believe you had you come up here and hold this I run across
he's hit once, right around the corner to the left, he's hit one time
Damn it, I should have tapped him. I don't know how I missed.
I hear his ass.
No longer holding on to him.
Dude, how do I miss that man?
I'm coming across.
One dead watching the left here on the right right. Yeah
Nothing peaking
No, I'm not I'm next to you. I'm in I'm in two storey cross bridge
I'm moving up to dead
It's immediate right yes, sir around this corner
What do you buddy? I don't know how it'll happen
You're gonna went through this staircase down that's the second guy killed
It goes nowhere here, and I heard audio careful. I'm still one up that peak is so terrible. That's a terrible peak
You might be on first floor
I'm gonna go through hole
Scab down there
Nothing speaking all the way down in first
running across didn't see anything no ass they were clean at the moment
coming around on the stairs right now
I'm shooting once killed that's dead player down outside next to heli
Crazy shots you're still first yeah still first through window right now you're shooting
someone who's he fucking shooting at? Who's Gavs? Maybe, but he like magged out.
I'm standing still. You think you hear not me? Is that you walking around right now?
I am walking around right above you. Did you, did you sprint recently? I don't know.
I'm killing anything on first. Yes sir.
I can't believe I didn't tap that guy. I should piss.
I thought it was up.
Let me get a laser on this thing, too.
It's got a fucking bipod, not a laser.
This bipod might negatively affect me, huh?
I don't ever use it, so I'm not gonna fucking use it.
Hearing something. Coming from outside.
I do as well, don't take scabs, take those scabs, okay, alright we got a lot of bodies,
if you want to loot first guy I'm coming up to 2 right now, loot this guy on spiral,
I don't know who killed this guy wasn't us. This is me.
Yeah, let's see.
Hey, Bipod actually helps it?
I think there's one more here, and I think he's just hard holding this hallway.
Second floor hallway?
Yeah.
Let me go run behind him. I'm gonna pop the paint killer on the first floor behind him.
It's much easier to push than that side, I think.
I'd rather just go with you to be honest.
I can't do anything from this side.
Shots all the way down.
Nothing.
Just a clear shot.
I
Sure next what's up, maybe right check the ball, so I
Keep I keep hearing like something else
Like someone is ratting and they're trying not to be heard they're scared shitless
Also, hey hold on I heard a mental footstep
Whenever we were initially pushing those guys and I killed the guy coming from outside there could have been two up on roof
Okay
Okay, sure next year fucking tap of the button to I'm the trippin again
You're third
Help me right here.
It looks good for now.
Yeah, if we're sure someone here. Pretty sure.
That's how I'm gonna do this.
Where are you? Where are you?
I'm in one of these side rooms. I'm in a side room.
Side room, side room, side room.
That scab's shooting at me.
Huh? You're on the left side, okay.
Yeah, left side.
I'm coming back out right now.
I'm coming back towards you.
I'm in a right room door. I'm in a right room door.
The option's at you. I'm coming out right now.
Yeah, this is my flashlight. Yeah.
What am I hearing?
It's crazy.
Maybe, maybe he's in basement.
It's possible.
I started again, underneath us, door closed.
Oh, that was a door.
That's underneath us, next to the dead bodies, pushing down on it.
That's underneath us next to the dead bodies pushing down on it. Are you in? Oh, yeah, I see you go down
It's about the L is about the L. I said
good thing yeah we got we got this body right here good protection action if you
want to lose this I guess it's there cross on this guy yeah
little 32 died to a guy named Scully
Yeah, I'm on any votes.
Oh, that shit's...
Yep.
Oh.
Scav baby.
I know.
Yeah, Scav just scared the fucking shit out of me.
Let's see, we're kind of not weird.
a good spot we would be a shower. I don't know how many shots it's gonna take to kill
this guy through a wood plank but I'm gonna go start looting these guys. Maybe I don't
try to double up the backpack though so it might be a little too crazy. We have a track
It matters gamer
Scully indeed has been dead it
Oh, you need dog tags and grab this
No, don't make me waste my bullets, bro
You know I'm deleting too much. I have a gift for you. Come and look at this guy's Rick
There's a dog tag for you. I think we just take this is very fucking fat
Yeah, I got a second
I have a backpack here
uh... for you as well
don't need any more, this guy's a TL, a T30, looking good
I take the plates.
The game is called how many scabs?
Too many scabs.
A possible player outside?
Scabbo.
Didn't drop it?
Didn't drop it.
Alright, do we go loot the guy at Helly?
That's the question.
I'm sexy I'm fat
Thank you, it's kind of juicy
I gotta kill some shit chat lose me
Do over life chat do over life always
Oh, whoa, I just got shot in the head by a player.
That's a player.
Other side?
Yeah, that's the side.
Very happy to be alive.
Maybe it's not.
I see him.
He's in the little building.
He's in the little building.
Yeah, he's dead.
It was a good bait.
I was playing all along, Jared.
Good execution.
On the board.
On the board.
On the board.
On the board.
Oh shit, I'm on the board chat
Look at this little weasel right here, bro
26 on this guy he was definitely not juiced. He was a dirty stinky poor
Yeah, he was looking to just come up
us yeah hey had a full dirt saloon though I'd kill a man for a saloon yes sir shot me in
the head with a BPO I live yeah he's sad about that oh yeah he's heartbroken
Yeah, it makes sense why he tried to re-lean peak me too. He was trying to snipe me.
Yeah. Also, this guy's AK's gone. I don't know who took it. It couldn't have been good. I'll come back to you now.
Your guy was a player scav by the way
Here you go up
We're good
Here you go on the ground
This guy's got 175 on him. You got 175 for a scab
Okay
propane, propane accessories is the smell of a guy why not just make myself fatter?
I'm ready to go to the car I'd like to send a very very fat to my friend oh you want to
this just for the car
I got a couple. I'll give her a farm that PBE shit.
The car is not that far.
What I'm saying?
Yeah, if you want to save it for another run, save it.
I might not be a bad idea to save it, because it's just like a very short run compared to
some other ones, you know?
Sounds good.
Pretty safe for it as well.
I'm gonna have to wait, it might be underestimating how far the run is, it's definitely not just
I can skip away and get across the field.
I got a problem though. I got too much stuff in my junk boxes. I have two filled now.
I guess I'll have to see if I can sell stuff now that I'm level 20.
That is oh sorry
I'm not gonna grab you a spear down another run. He's got a lot of people so
Oh chat's right we do have your ton of glass we come back for that bro. Yeah, so I was just saying I was like
We got some guns out of that
Do you like the RFD?
I don't know that uh...
Do I know what that is?
I think that's R25, but it's the one you can't put a light on it.
I don't, yes, I don't really use those now.
Okay, I'll just sell it then.
I don't know for any particular reason, but I don't really use them.
I'm gonna go into that bitch.
Yes, get your money.
check to make sure cars are in
oh wait I didn't bring money this time around
actually I had to add that
I got money
I have 40 bangers, I'm telling you
cool
I'll start a rat
I
Let's see guys
Go ahead. I was gonna say that tracksuit guys not used to taking L's I'm sure
Staircase in a way that just didn't make any sense
With an RFB of all things which makes sense. I mean he just used it to get 50 kilo kills
But PvP's a little diff. Yeah, it's a little different than shooting. I'm gonna be real with you, bro.
Killa is not what Killa used to be. I've killed him every time I've ran into him, this wife, and he just runs at you, and you actually get a second to shoot him now, unlike before.
Really? Yeah.
Remember the old strat, making him kick open a door?
Yeah, like as long as he is aggro to you, like, and you have a right hand peek, you're not in the middle of the open, you're winning.
If you have good enough bullets.
Alright, maybe I'll go kill some killer, like his armor.
his armor. Kill him as a scavenger shotgun cause he just stood still without shooting
me say as buggy as fuck yeah interesting
two boxes
What do I do with this shit?
It's so filled like it can't even fucking...
It's gotta be something I can get.
I was given you hell and I'm completely filled up as well, so...
Also, I'll give you a second, thank you guys.
Oh, no.
Did I not just buy that?
I'm gonna buy the first one.
Wait, what?
Does that have to be found in Raid?
Does this have to be found in Raid?
Is that for everything?
No, only some stuff. What the fuck?
Oh, dumb.
What's that glue in there?
Maybe some shit has to be found or some shit don't.
What the fuck in the room, hey?
Okay, we got rid of some shit, but not really much, pretty much at all.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know nothing.
I'm gonna have to start selling some shits here, man. Not gonna lie.
Umm...
and
I have a level 3 back, like the fuck, okay.
That probably helps my weight actually.
Makes you down with that.
I just have to fill this.
Oh, need a little bit more money.
Just want money now, dude.
I don't know what the bad part does, we look.
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, we're gonna have to find a spot.
See, there's a laser.
I can't believe I missed that kill dude, that was one for the SR25 quest man.
I'm good ready to rock, ready to roll. You ready? Yes, sir.
I need to eat. I need to drink. I could go the rest of my life summit without having
to eat and drink and game. I'm so fucking tired of it. Yeah, I don't. This is really
you have to buy a toilet paper
You install a toilet in your fucking car right out, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Then it's like the toilet can get upgrades, right?
You know what I'm saying? Eventually it goes from like just a normal fucking, you know, little handle to a fucking bidet
I'm not sure if I'm going to
the
I
Chapporia versus Gachee give me the usc's tomorrow, dude, so we
Missed the wow content
Maybe the hardcore wow content that's fun
Oh
Z Conta
What do you need to go exactly
I just think that's all I need right? Yeah, there's nothing else I can help with. Let's reset.
I'm not sure what that is.
Inside.
Wait, is that moving?
That's on.
Might have just tapped him through the tree.
No idea.
Nope, running left right still.
I
Careful
I'm playing for this guy
My be the second one
Why far right?
one's lit one dead that's not him one more
yeah blue asses yes blue lizard I'm going towards asses okay you saw me
you're somewhere around me I don't know where he's at exactly this is where his
that body is right where I'm standing other guys to my left yeah I see you up
there careful careful careful careful careful careful careful careful he's in
front of you somewhere
I'll be rotating
We'll be moving left as well, trying to get up on that hill to watch his boy.
Yeah.
I need cross red.
He's over here. I'm pretty sure I heard him at one point.
I'm just kind of slow walking.
Just kind of watching our right flank from over there before where you moved up for our but yeah, I'm all the way at the end right now
And moved down the street all the way at the end. Yeah, I'm just looking for this last guy
If I'm him I'm a pussy I'm sitting in one of these houses windows just holding my my boys body
Nothing in this house
you're on left side or right side? Dead middle. I'm on that side I'm gonna be
like looking almost towards your direction.
We're open here.
You can shot here. Hear you.
Clear. I mean. You see the same back side? Me?
It's the backpack same backpack same backpack, but when I initially shot at him, I didn't see a helmet
Like it was no helmet and this guy has a helmet. So unless he's
Suck them up. Oh
Yeah
Check this gun out.
Let's go.
Is the NL?
No, I had the N4 with a hundred round banana mat.
This is I'm going to go and farm and make money, kid.
So I think his boy left, by the way.
I think his boy went to go in like wide, wide swing and got into another fight at Cottages.
Think so?
I think so.
Dude, I am telling you that there, I mean, maybe some of them put it, I do want to know.
i don't think so
nice breaker farm or anything oh 1000%
1000% bro
Yeah, we're done here, chat.
We got to this one, we progress our quest a little bit further.
You got earlier, Justin. I'm not going to lie.
Justin looks quite a bit bigger than Taporia.
So it's, I don't know if that'll play a factor or not.
All right, trust me.
Did you do anything in that game?
and
chest is dead and one round
so two people fighting for triple title status
so they can
,
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just gonna go back to the other side.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm not going to let you go.
Come here.
I'm in this business. I always need you.
OK.
OK, that was stunning.
Wait for information from Prepper, this shouldn't take long.
You said you're waiting for information from Pratt Daddy?
Yeah, I guess so.
It's probably like a raid worth, okay?
Alrighty.
Well, I got one more in me.
Where you wanna go?
Wherever it doesn't matter.
Just pick a place.
Alrighty.
Stead your gear.
Grab a shotgun.
Okay.
Go into Customs.
And we go shotgun somebody in a face
Or I'm a die trying and be upset I gotta fight again
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with all this space.
and
and
I
I
Just need a scab vest and new shocker right and a shotgun and p-series shotgun. That's all you shunka you shunka hat
Yeah
And you can only wear gush headsets with it. Yeah
Yes, and you're good. We don't need face masks anymore. I
Was just talking to chat. I want to hear your opinion. Do you think in Europe land when they tell
When they tell them about us dumping that tea
Do you think they say it was a little bit of spite in their hearts like all these dumb asses started dumping all the good tea?
We worked for weeks for this team. They just started dumping it overboard for no reason
I'm sure that they have their out there, you know
Their spin on it that they educate with I imagine I wonder if they even educate though. I'm not sure
I'm going to be a good guy.
If you ever eat beans on toast,
that's cynical ain't it?
No, that's not my style.
It gotta be a sin.
It has to be.
Yeah, I'm not about it.
Crazy bro.
And it's like, dude, we're talking about like Frank's beans.
We're talking about like barbecue beans.
That's what they're putting on.
They ain't no special beans.
toast or jelly on toast. Yeah,
amen. I will be honest sometimes and you're going to judge me for it.
Sometimes when I run out of butter and I have a bagel,
never toast, but a bagel, I'll put a little bit of mustard on a bagel.
Is that weird? Okay.
No, because people use bagel basically as bread, right? That's what I'm saying.
And like, you telling me you ain't never ate like a ham sandwich on a bagel
with a little bit of mustard or something. Just that without the ham.
Is that a press? There you go.
Are you spawning? No, not yet.
We're gonna be late. I've been here for a while.
Alright, you're in.
All righty, I'm here, let's go, good spawn.
Man, I got a little poster going on there, what's wrong with this thing?
I
Can't tell you how many times I've spawned into a raid like how fast you did ran right over this and had a guy
Who hasn't spawned in yet, but his body's just sitting there, and I feel it. I kept going
Really? Oh, dude
That's weird, what am I doing that? Oh, no
yeah that's like an arc raiders thing
T-Food like new way to like get in the
rage really early so like we would get
in and T-Food already got gone swimming
away
it was you had to load up the practice
mode or whatever and you're in your
firing range and then you would back out
and you would instant load in the rage
that's it
how funny is that guy by the way arc
raiders takes a shit he says fuck it
Just starts coming efficient
Yeah, he just he just wants the game
He just streams if there's a game out that he likes and there's it's not too often. I don't think
That might be someone else doing that class
You team for we have a guy in two stories shooting at him
through the window. I'm bugged.
All right, bro. You want first steps? Got this. I'll be right
behind you. Let him fucking have it.
Second floor.
First floor.
He fucked him up.
I'm an RGO, I'm gonna throw it, okay?
That was a terrible idea, I didn't do anything, I was too scared to peek.
I'm gonna throw an RGO again, okay?
Oh boy.
I
Take space with that
You that's our new bathroom. Yeah, I know I'm in kitchen
So serious
watch out, an RG out there
he went too far
he's distracting
careful of his back window, one of them could rotate around
I'm gonna take this staircase, bro.
Lift the guy on the back stairs.
Yes, one's in bathroom, one's in bathroom.
Yeah, he just needed through, he's at the back window.
I see you. We're surrounded.
This guy's just outside.
kill something outside. Don't know what it was.
There's a guy outside the bathroom door. I gotta fix my stomach real quick.
I'm gonna make a play on that guy here in a second.
Is he close?
He was close and someone shot him. He was outside the window to the left
left from my window, like, bathroom window if you jumped out to the left, left side.
Got it.
Must be served then.
You making a wish?
Okay.
Yeah, I would just wish.
I'm all the way, last door on the right.
I killed one.
Nice!
I got pushed in bathroom. I shot on the face
I get killed on it. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. This is crazy looking
That's for shit dude right through it dude like butter
I'm gonna fix my arm serving in bathroom you saw first or you second I'm up first. I'm up first
Right here. You're not all right. Okay. You're other it. I'm going to the middle now
That guy in the stairs got three years. You're gonna kill him
Yeah
That you healing or him that's me
I'm just taking the full video there.
Yep, I just pulled reset as well.
I'll clear the bathroom.
Okay.
I guess we're good.
I lit that guy up on the staircase. Holy shit, how is he alive?
yeah ourselves a tracksuit gamer here
nice kill bro
rocking a G28 thing
and a blitz stephank
gen 4 on him
take a jump or
one shooting from outside
I'm gonna get active
chill
Alive us with that? I don't think I can.
I think I can.
Might have to drink some water.
I'm eating and drinking.
I should have eaten the first stupid.
Shit fucking painkillers first too.
Dumb shit.
Who's running?
Dumb shit.
still in the bathroom
outside running
you won't believe what just happened to me
are they outside? you live?
yep, i'm alive
you gonna shoot right now?
got him!
yeah it's me it's me it's me hey but I just about to jump out and try to fucking help
I killed the motherfucker let's go a lot of you lot of juice out here bro a lot of
juice coming you drop it out the window now walking over yeah I sure the bush
next to the car okay that's me hitting the bush yeah
Oh, we both win. I'm sure
Yeah, those guys are geared up my fuck us
Sounds like I'm too raccoons screwing in a tree out here. I don't know why it's getting spammed like this
We have car you see a tree I
I have stopped doing nothing but hit this tree. I am voraciously beating this tree off right now
and I apologize for that. I walked out of it.
All good.
She's making sure. She's making sure.
See if this guy's got special fin killers on him.
Oh, so there's little 54 he killed me.
Hey, this guy didn't die to you.
Oh, I didn't kill that guy.
What the fuck is going on there?
at the fuck's an X-tited gene
ooh that's the new
juice cannon I hope this guy has it why is it a three slot gun
oh I was
I jump out third I am shooting this guy with a shotgun as I'm falling from
this guy to land and break both my legs
Oh yeah he does guys.
There's no way to fit a FnC I don't know.
I don't want that, but this is where this, I think I'm chillin.
I can't fad my headset guys or I won't be able to wear a headset, I gotta wear this
to see something for the first
to do that now
do this though
Oh, class, what you mean, man?
What scope is that, man?
It's like a one-mask again, it's literally just one mask, we'll be okay without that,
You like that bad dude?
Just protect shit, slow school.
Swap rigs.
He has an armored rig.
I can't swap rigs.
I'm either talking to this one or I'm taking it down.
same
How did you get through this window easy bro? I can never do it
Oh window you're talking about which window the window we jumped in to start this whole shebang
Oh, I don't know
I can say the same. How do you get to the side one? How do you get into the bathroom?
It's so easy. You know what I'm saying? I fuck it suck it though. I'm in bathroom
I'm in I'm in the elbow where we were fighting them right here next year. Yep. Yep. Yep
I'm good. I'm good. I'm already insurance fronting this. Let's go
I'll tell you this quest sucks, but when you have a good run, it feels good
It's nice to get that for sure
I
Know my friend
Here dog time yeah, I'm putting it inside of this gladiator
Wait, I guess I can just gladiator. Am I about to just take my
Might do this bam bam bailing quest for now agreed agreed hundred percent agreed
You got your one you paid for the kid
Now you make profit
There's a an armor on that guy outside as I
This guy's got a six, I don't think it's better.
off the guy you killed. Can you use this to help you with any inventory management on the ground?
Use what? MPPV rig. Can you use that for anything inventory?
Appreciate it. Take that shit. Cool. All right, well we'll double check the guy outside.
this cost me less money
this, bring some water, I don't need to kill him
yeah, save
save price up
price not up
drop the scab vest for what?
oh, I guess for the fpvb
I mean we're about the lead brothers doesn't really fucking matter. It's not much else to take I
Still have this whole thing that can take stuff like
Not really worried too much about old not too fast. I think there might be more dead people out here. No car. You gotta walk
yeah there is two dead scams
I don't know, I've never even seen an XM before, but I've never seen an XM before, but I've
event's weird looking.
It's a 7-62 SCAR.
That's it.
Did you just build the other one?
Happy me.
There's belly flopping back there.
sir
oh
yeah dude this is the part of the game I think is just so stupid
I thought you were so heavy you can't even gain stamina back bro
like oh dude
eat my nutsack
But if you keep playing the game, you're gonna get strong enough to where you do gain STEM in the back.
By the way, here's a mule STEM that we were fucking taking away from you that whole time.
It's like, bro, I need the mule STEM when I fucking suck and I'm at low levels.
Not when I'm fucking, you know, up there at high levels.
I forgot the strength, Max.
I feel the same way about the ammo shit, man.
Hey, by the time we give you the ability to buy the ammo,
You're gonna be able to buy it from traders anyways. Why even give me a fucking option check ass
I'm trying to rock BT. It's not even like I'm trying to rock 338 AP la blue around
I'm trying to put it in in a styrofoam box
That's it!
Well, I have not been able to buy any stems, my friend.
I just hit level 20. Actually, I should find out if I can, but I don't think I can actually buy stems.
Still, pretty sure it's 25. Maybe even 30, actually. I think I should maybe level 30.
30. Happy to pin on the stem though.
It's 30.
Tarkov doesn't want new people playing their game, dude.
That's why mechanics like this exist.
come on now
I'm scared.
What a blip!
What a blip!
What a blip!
I'm just going to have to go.
Well, M80 rounds got buffed.
I think I can do it in this sprint.
I think I can do it right now.
Oh!
Like you earned that loot. Oh my gosh, you have the X7? Oh, yeah
For that gun is like, isn't that like the scar on steroids? I
Think chat someone in the chat was saying that
Bro, it's disgusting X 17
Damn it
Well, Jayrod, G.G. is always my friend.
Yeah, G.G. is always absolutely.
I'm just gonna say it, if you did want to maybe possibly jump on a little earlier tomorrow,
that'd be pretty nice.
Think about it.
I should have trusted her.
All right, all right, all right, I'll talk to you later, man.
I
Have a customs tonight, I don't know what's going on
Yeah, I just don't know what to do anymore. I have too much shit. I think you just gotta let go some helmets and shit
I'm gonna get rid of these gas masks. I think
Until I need them to
Just rid of some helmets
Only those we need
And I already around
market these also this chat we have three of them can't even I can't even wait on
people don't even have them up
I'm getting rid of these until I need them on a cross channel, like I'm not gonna...
I go through this all the time where people are like, you need that, you need this, like
I'm selling all three now, we'll get it when we need it.
No care about those.
Okay, I mean, our gun selection is just not terrible, I guess.
These MTRs are better than my HKs.
I'm not sure what this is.
Hello?
Even this is.
Honestly.
I already have an X17 brother.
What do I do about all this shit?
What can I get rid of?
My bag can probably take a little bit of weather.
Get rid of the trend.
and
you know that box
and
I
So it's a good
Dude don't no matter how we put this I
Need to get rid of maybe the HKS I might set the cellos bro like honestly like we just have too many guns, dude
Dude, there's G28. It's the same shit dude like what the fuck you want to do with this thing?
It's crazy. That's craziness
Hey, bag.
I might just sell these HK's as is.
Unload, unload, and sure I'll click that guy out of there.
Dude, Jesus fuck man.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go, man. There's too many five, five, six weapons. Strip them
first. No, no, no, no. And I just got a fucking plethora of attachments. Good on that. Um,
buy this yet. Oof, dude I'm not rocking any of those. I think we're gonna re-release
guys. We'll keep the 30 rounders though. You guys, where are you rocking? It's fun.
I
Need some cuts somewhere chat need some cuts somewhere I
Do need a mad case. I have one ammo case already. I should do it might be I may have taken a bunch out of the ammo case by now
Yeah, I could actually fill this one more good call bro good call bro
Like the way you're thinking
We don't want this PST. I'm gonna do it
I'm not gonna want that PSM I'm doing.
Maybe.
Not the worst.
I'm just gonna use...
What are these shooting at?
What are they shooting at?
That's supposed to be five cores.
I don't know if that goes so we can get rid of that right though.
I don't know what those go for out of the box, I don't care.
Uh...
Oh, they're a fucking pearl, brother.
Okay.
um dude might have to sell this x7
now we get rid of the sb98
dude what is the next seven three slots for what we can how is this one
two but this one's three like what what's making this sico three chat
is it the scope
it's the fucking scope um it's the fulking scope brother i think we sell this stupid thing
I should not sell this but sell the other thing that's attached to you, maybe.
We should keep it to many users, I guess.
Shanka.
That's my shitty headphones.
I feel like everything we just took out we just tossed back in with this guy
How's that not fit man
I
Like a shotgun up here I can use for that this
Get a bag home some juice back bag hold a bit of juice
That's what we need to be doing boys right there the fucking helmet holder and I'm saying oh
if
those house are a lot of day sure when I go on a giant streak of dying like it's gonna happen right now it's gonna happen watch
So what do we got now for tasks?
I just have to collect it.
I don't have to hand it over.
The main objective is handed over.
Pepper probably has the information for us now too
and
and
camera back on the chest, if you have any more actually
, do
I want to get another pink up too.
Yes, oh yeah.
I need the uh...
I don't think we need this, but we'll fucking rock it, I mean, uh, I need another thing of painkillers.
Injector case, best item in the game.
I mean, when you can purchase injectors, right?
All right, well you can purchase stems I think that's what I wanted let me see
so if I go to medication I go to injector it's the ceiling by him
you know I'm saying since like only for stuff I find kind of and I got like an
S.A.6, some of S.A.6's helped me out a little bit.
This would help out a little bit.
I mean, I guess I can have some backup stuff.
There's no reason to have like a fucking extra backup food, I just do it.
I think you're right.
Uhh...
Let's see.
Let's change that up then.
Uhh...
Where the fuck is it, dude?
Where the fuck is it, man?
He's down here somewhere
Let's see what we got you're highlighted so we go to you boom
Usj6's you know size there's one or two of them this thing is like
Full heels right? There's this
Where's that the green one the heels please the green one heels
This is the bleed stop I think
I
Got proffs all up. Yeah, I need that. We need a mule stem, bro
We got the sasics is that they feed I don't think the sasics alone will help but maybe
maybe
What else I think that's all we really need dude, where's my shocker? Where did where'd my shoot gonna go man?
I think I was planning on see if I can put a side on this badminton
There's something we already got
Honestly just put that on there
Not avail to no avail it seems
is that not mean I can buy a chat no one has it available maybe
well motherfuckers here on our sites
I could do this I guess
should I do that? yeah probably huh
I need to go out.
Uh, delete the trainer only thing?
I was am I fucking that up?
Hold on.
Let's see.
Is that why it's not working?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, there we go, there's still nothing.
Either I got a barter for it or something like this, maybe.
Might be kind of weird, let me see.
Okay, let's try it.
I hate the double dot one.
annoying
But with a fucking shotgun, I guess it don't fucking matter does it yes, it don't fucking matter
Let me see what kind of task I want to do now obviously I want to do this
Customs one because we got the shotgun, but what else can I do here? Oh, yeah, okay
It's really all there is to it. That's it look for pvp
Take that extract you to MPX is back, baby. Mmm. I barely got to shoot that let's go
Remember that's the one I clicked. I thought like my gun jammed or something like that
But I just fucking click like a dipshit. I
Might have to just sell half this like you're getting sold
You're getting sold
MCX I'll keep it for the 300 blackout rounds. I guess you're keeping you're keeping
Dude, I might sell shit. That's like in here, bro. What do you want me to do with like?
I might sell this M7
You're selling them seven
So now I clearly have so much extra space I
I mean shit we could throw the MP5 in this bitch actually can't wait oh no dude come on man come on man
Is there anything else I can fold out of my guns?
Are those smaller than that?
No literally nothing, literally nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
Dude this SV98's gotta get sold
Aww
This pistol's gotta get sold
We're selling all those
Dude, I need an ammo box like our mag box dude a mag box would save me crazy space
When's like the first mag box you get in this shit chat? Maybe I throw all the pistols in this actually those
mp7s and shit
Oh, that works. Save me some space, wherever I can fucking get it.
Let's sell these guns.
Let's make sure that this is off, though.
Let's make sure it's unloaded of the ammo's.
fuck that mag whatever um fuck that mag too
just move past these guns kinda quickly so
I don't know why you're the only one who wants this, but, okay.
Okay, let's see the space. Okay, that's, that's extra space right there.
We've consolidated some shit. Alright, let's go kill some shit.
Um, we'll consolidate more later. I know you guys are sitting here watching me do dumb share right now, so...
You have to repair, not repair, not repair, not repair, not repair, not re-
Oh, you mean the gun? Ah, whatever. It's all good.
Oh good, my fault.
What else do we need to do?
I think it's much like a charm.
It's this guy that I'm like...
I hate going to cusses for this quest.
the
water
water water water we're good we're good we're good
, so
we wasted a face mask on this kind of run
This mask isn't going to protect you like you think it does, bro.
Most bullets you're going to be going up against you treat this thing like, uh, you know, like
butter.
Yeah, it helps you get scabs and shit, yeah.
the
number of the show,
it's not a headshot quest now it's uh it's like a PvP quest where I had to kill I think
eight players with a shotgun with a new shotgun and a scab nest and p-series
shopping
the
Yeah man, I was in fucking big red dude, nooo, not a good spawn, not a good spawn, I don't like this.
and
while we don't have a good
of
a small brother
I don't feel bad I did away here.
Shot that up.
Give it a second here.
of
the
death
of
death
Yeah, but dude, I let it go way too high, out of all guns to have, dude, that guy knew
once he got that distance on me too, he's like, I'll just sit here, fuck!
Maybe I should have made it.
Either way, I was in such a shitty spot, dude, for a shotgun, out of all the places to catch
me, bro, you catch me on the fucking hill, you hear that fight going on in the fucking
dorms, dude, you're just sitting on a fucking hill.
Bro, people just have no problems sitting in this game.
Oh.
Whoa, dude.
Bro, you sat in the train.
Oh, God, no way, dude.
Not for the 30 seconds.
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
Sound like a fucking idiot, honestly.
of
the
you jumped right out at that didn't you bro you take some offense to me telling
you sit in a fucking tree or what dumb shit hey thanks and I appreciate it's
You're bad at every game you ever fucking play, I guarantee you that you're playing like that.
I need to go play some Counter Shrike, boys.
I need to see some shit, shoot some shit.
Hide and seek is murder in my soul.
Especially when dudes are playing hide-and-seek just based off of spawns and just sitting there, bro
Oh, it's the same thing happening the other day
Just sitting on it doing nothing
I'm a trader now it's possible that he was a trader bruh
I think these are better.
get louder
Jay
someone else killed this guy
guy. Don't you go ahead the AP 6-3 is gone.
Oli, get back!
Here he is, here he is!
He is not a traitor.
I
Want my blood for killing their boy
I want that Uzi mag. I want that fucking Uzi mag dude.
NOOOOOO!
He's camping the fucking body bro.
What are you doing? That Uzi mag's got AP-63s in it bro. I didn't realize until I left.
No you don't shoot me in the back right now.
I
Maga AP her half a mag AP and a little stack right yeah
Those 30 extra shots right there man
You shot a scavka I know I did
But it's after he killed a PMC
So my come up I come up right there. I'm saying
Jay diggity
I don't think we need some excels, I don't think we need the day bag, we don't need the armor,
we don't need the helmet, we don't need the guns, we need that mag, we can take those,
we can sell the rest.
There you are.
Thank god we kept the cheese.
No, we can utilize some cheese.
Is Donk winning the major?
I don't know, man.
I don't know, my friend.
I imagine he stands a very good chance.
Oh, no way that Uzi Mag gets stuck up here somewhere.
I just did not repair that.
All right.
2.1 now.
of
I guess I just don't know what quests I want to do right now.
You know, you have T-Sex playing solo, so I should play with the M.R.K.
What's like Daisy solo?
Solo
and
and
Hey, R3, thanks for the 10 gift, does man. Appreciate you, brother. Welcome guys, welcome
guys to the uh the 1g squad and uh thank you r3 for all your support me bro as you do dude as you
do much love brother no ads guys i can't do the interchange plus i gotta see you in line
i'm out to be honest just a smart person to point that out where the me rounds where they at
or the rounds with the MEs.
Oh.
I should get that many shots between.
Something like that.
Can I buy pistol ammo yet man?
Can I buy this shit?
Oh, maybe?
Okay.
It's not good.
Let's compare it to SS192 and let me look at the stats Jesus.
So all I like about it's worth.
Can I buy a 5.7 max?
Oh like...
I like that one.
Those are so fucking annoying.
You guys, not you chat, just...
So fucking annoying.
Just like, you just locked out in the dumbest ways in this game, brothers.
You're just, it's the dumbest shit that you're locked out from. You're just like, why, man?
Like fucking why I can't buy a 5-7 mag, but you'll sell me the shit ammo
I'm down to just use the shit ammo. I can't buy a mag
Oh god dude you guys are insufferable over there brothers
The way you kick me in the fucking nuts while you play it while I play your game. It's absolutely mind-boggling
You just get kicked in the nuts in so many new ways you never do possible on Tarkov
You know like
Unfucking believable
You big
I
Talk to para prayer
I
Stop
Oh
The hero was not well, but I'm here on the destiny in general, I think
I know he's not asking me to go to woods to take a look at that fucking hell or the plane.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
I heard that...
I don't know the answer.
My guys will tell you the way.
I got reserved now now not lying how shit though
I want you to plant the bomb on A side dude.
Oh
Pistol ship dude. Oh, I got proper little two. You have a different pistol
Suppressed APP like bro, like we already do with that
Shrimp is decent. What do you need? I bet you I can't find my axe. I bet you I can't even buy my axe for it though
Oh my god, I can
That's about like 60 shots, that's about like a couple mags, okay, let's buy the gun, okay,
Okay, holy shit, we combined pistol.
Shit gets lost in this like crazy.
Yeah, I don't like, dude, they're whole auto sorting thing
in this game is like pretty fucking bad.
one mag, one mag, one mag, one mag out and then the loose for the mag itself we're good
Okay, that's just a backup, shoot like scabs and shit
I really don't think you can put a siren on this thing, we're just dry
Alright so after that guy, uh
I have my flare
I think they're pretty chillin' there.
That's your chat, we're gonna stretch real quick and then we're gonna roll up on this right.
What camera do you use?
Muff up?
It's Crispy.
Yeah, thanks T.
It is the Elgato camera.
Elgato's camera
It's like they're more squared it's like a rectangle, but it's like a little bit like
little taller
My G focus on level 4 trade is probably look at it
But you will look at it as your shotgun quest you are doing is just for capper and some craft and lock. I
Don't know. I could just tell you it's it's a 1080 60 camera before my camera was 1080 30
And kind of like not this kind of clean looking something this camera much better
Folks on level four traders any quests
Chalk would do it's easy to shock us that you're doing it's just for capos and crap unlock. I
Mean no matter what it I love his frapper. I mean I
Guess I should just focus on maybe reserve and
Getting out of customs. Maybe I don't do
the other one. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay. Alright, we'll see what's up. One question
of time. We'll dip on that one. Kind of wasting time on it. You know what I'm saying? Kind
of wasting time on it. We can level traders with way easier questions. Yeah, I agree with
you. I agree with you. 1000% agree with you. I think I think you're right. I'm going to
do that.
one more
of
We are rolling.
Any chance we can lock in or not today?
I'm not sure if locking in is going to do shit for me on this game.
Maybe it's my armband that gets me caught.
Maybe it's my outfit.
The problem is I ain't got no motherfuckin' money, man.
I got two mil and we're like bleeding money.
We can start going up
Like to share my dude looks right. Yeah, thanks. Thanks, brother. I appreciate it. That's
The tan helmet. Yeah
Tan almost gets you killed you think those are human cop
Maybe
You might be right
There's so many outfits in this game now from arena plus website drips are insane. Yeah
Damn, okay
I gotta go play arena to unlock some some outfits or up you ain't drippin then you
ain't winning okay okay you ain't cheating you ain't trying
you only play arena for cosmetics it's it actually
Yeah, I feel it.
I feel it.
Dude, give me the worst spawn in the motherfucking game.
please don't shoot me
I could just spawn up there actually.
It's the best way in if they have top control right there.
They got rid of this door, and they added a strip of wall.
Wait, did they just open this whole side up?
Fuck they did
and
so I think it's worth
going over going around
and it's worth it
I think you can.
Every time I try to look right, I don't swing my hand enough and it kind of tugs.
Does it ever get that?
I don't ever get it when I do it left. I don't want to do it right.
Hey, isn't this the hole in the wall?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we chillin', we chillin', man.
These skates, we talk about in our mouse?
They're sub-ranny mouse, they're clean.
Don't ever walk up here if you have a choice, it's horrible.
I should need gas analyzers too.
I might, uh, play this fairly slow and methodical, kind of like clean style.
Actually clean was the first person when I played with him and I didn't know interchange
that well that started showing me these back rooms, like the way they connected.
you can go upstairs through them and shit rather than the escalators you can loot you can loot
computers back there and shit
what can be wrong nowadays people know about it more but when he was telling me about it was
really really nice and still it still is nice
obviously you could still die doing that
I thought I heard something.
Let's pass, I'm leaving that.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Oh
What a crazy connector holy shit
I can actually loot Ollie then go upstairs
Because Ollie can have some what's called for me
Gas anise. Still dangerous though this area. Wow. There's even a door here. That's, is
this, I don't think this door existed either. I might be wrong on that though.
Wait, this one did, I think.
Isn't that lead nowhere, though?
Where's that lead back there?
I'm looking at all these kind of scary, I'm not gonna lie.
Without having any information on like where people can be.
Like if you come from a certain side, you know someone can be that side,
But right now I don't know either side if which one's hot, you know, or someone's there
It's not incredible
Kill is around to I should have some bullets
42 pen I should be enough to get through kills helmet I think
We see and we tap them
people play this map a lot differently nowadays I think because there's a lot
more outside shit going on so could just be not a lot of people coming into the
mall in general I don't really know
and
Okay, okay
Oh
Holy empty
Oh, leh.
There's shit in here.
F-U-S-N-T-E-S-O-X-F-U, man.
Where'd you sell these?
Gass is in this bitch.
You may have gotten a lobby where a lot of people didn't come into the mall.
I haven't heard a damn thing, not a single sound, not a suppressor, not a footstep, not
a scav shot, nothing.
That's kind of far, you know?
Isn't it better to loot office droves for gas analyzer?
Uh, I don't know.
I was gonna go to tech.
Whoa.
Holy shitballs.
some of this goes upstairs. Holy shit, they added another upstairs. Does this creep up
behind tech?
Oh, those are block stairs.
Good calls, good call.
Good comms.
of
I
Not a poster we can grab I can't tell
Oh
Hey computer room, let's go.
Yeah, I think you have a lot of flash drives this way.
Battery.
Oh man, battery.
I mean, I guess it could have been a spag.
Ah, computer.
I didn't take this PC, I guess it could have been a bag.
Are you a poster? You're not a poster.
Ahem.
So this is just like its own little back area that's like got more computer stuff, but I
I don't think it connects anywhere.
Nope.
Oh.
This goes where does this go?
Into the stairs that don't go all the way up.
OK, that's an interesting spot.
Okay, we can get cashiers, uh, what's called your right-wait, aren't they all the cash- uh, cash
registers keyed up or locked, right? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure, pretty sure. Locked up in this,
bitch. I like the glass mousepad for, like, the feel of, like, the mouse on it. Feels really good,
It feels good because like my hand drags when I use my mouse to so it feels good the drag
I think though
I would have to wear like a sleeve because it like your hand your arm does kind of get into like a stuck spot sometimes
Or if I need to like, you know, like drag down just a little bit. It would like kind of affect that
Oh
Come back here
I don't think so, right?
your arm will stick that's why so you get correct
I don't think that connects there I think I'm here somewhere on the other side of that wall maybe outside
can you creep into this hallway here?
to the garage
I think I'm hitting the glass going lower, I'm not scared of anything.
I should have met all.
Oh, I hear metal over there.
No, he's not front wall.
Too much metal.
Well, she's got slammed outside.
of
the light bulbs for my uh,
Oh, I just heard somebody hit a man. He must be a scav.
Uh, for my hideout.
Give life to all of us from my hideout.
Those are the... those are the...
Uh-uh.
I'm going to be on the right side of the road.
Gas analyzers please, for the love of god.
and
you know that
It's just found no dollar.
i know it is fine cabinets
don't need that
All right, so far so good kind of slow, but we do have that one fucking
guy who just got blasted pretty close by.
Fron Oli
Think he was
I'm a little bit in here, that could be a player scout, I think that is a fucking player
There's got
I'm pushing backfire.
I can be moving to the left here.
to
damn, where are these scabs going, these scab kills man
he lives through it
I can't be that close to him as a problem.
I'm going to be further away, my shi- fuck.
of
the
of
and
those matter needs to have those
I'm not sure how many I know, oh really?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
of
He's gonna come to my left side potentially.
I have a gas analyzer for you.
Charles, no!
I have a gas analyzer for you!
What the fuck?
All right, all right, hurry up.
Don't make me...
Okay, okay, okay.
Drop it, drop it.
Okay, okay.
Get out of here, man.
Do you want to go to the extract together?
No!
No!
Stay out of my games, you butt face!
Thank you though.
Chief want to go to the extract together.
God damn it, chat, see chat, see chat?
That is just an example of you get stream sniped in this bitch.
But we're lucky that that guy was not a mean stream sniper trying to kill me.
Alright, we're ready to go.
Uh, railway, okay, let's get out of here.
I'm sure he's just putting me in.
Yeah, Molly.
I'll go to the extractor, though.
That's funny, though.
Oh, this is the idea.
It's even better.
There's some scabs to go there.
Got two scab kills there after those guys.
I think I only got three for the run.
Man he is super lucky I didn't hit that shot.
It was fucking close.
Oh dude, I needed that.
Check out that area.
Oh.
I'm off the area. Oh!
It's just an egg. What do I want?
man this thing is fucking cool i didn't know it shot that fast
there was a guy on the stairs or waiting underneath there's no way there's no way
oh man this cool this guy's really cool i'm dead
What the fuck man? What's happening right now?
I should have gone to the ice track with the man.
Uhhh...
Ahem...
Oh shit...
Oh... shit...
of
actually I don't even know if I don't think I have the bullets for this actually dude I
can only fill like not even a full two mags you take the first bag I mean we got PvP actually
We're on PSD honestly, we're just living that life at the moment.
Okay.
What site do we want for this guy?
I can't believe that.
I should know about it though.
I should know.
I need to know that.
Player scouts are, they could be anywhere.
I thought it's dangerous to stick around in one area.
I
and
and
and
and
Think I'm covered
A 2A2 is a mini mule
The problem is
Even if it is a mini mule you still can't buy them man. You know what I mean? They should like I don't know
Maybe they should give like
Stim some ratings to unlike when you unlock certain ones and what levels or something. I don't like them
Oh, I
Know I probably have one you're telling me I probably have one right like yeah, I get that but it's like that's only good for
One-time use right I do appreciate the info it would be cooler if they fucking
These doofuses
I
Like made some of them are accessible in your earlier runs like when you have don't have a lot of strength, you know
You playing a halo tonight with the boys, I didn't know Halo was tonight. I thought it was something else
of the
I didn't want to feel about that again.
Guess we'll roll.
No long range weapon, but...
I'm a new pianist the worst experience I can't buy anything good can't even buy
stuff to fix a blacked out limbs yeah yeah it's also if you if you get low on
food you have to buy crackers or go on some food runs
of
I could finally get CMS kits at 20
We're doing again, what's up, dude?
Thanks for the five gift us. They're good to see you again, brother. Welcome back and I hope you guys
So I'll have a good time here all five of you mofos and yeah, we're good again. Thank you so much for always supporting me
Thank you so much. Let's go
I got the shit spot again ain't no way
We're gonna take the same route I think
of
of
uh, footsteps sound small, like, lower
take yellows also on interchanges now? oh, shit
I should have forgotten about that
I have a laser, I think I did have one
nice
Question is, where did that kid find that gas analyzer?
I
Just a screw alley took too long to do that last time
I think I see my action, I think it's a guy shot at us.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
death
of
death
I think that's all of them, dude.
The problem is, this is the last good knife we're going to have, probably.
Actually, we're going to have to probably unload these and put them together, I think.
There we go.
Yeah, then these will be these PCs. I should have two more giveaways.
I heard something. Hear that?
I don't know why I'm so bad at it, it's broken, I have to use this.
I have more painkillers!
Oh yeah, I do.
Woo! Forgot about these guys.
Oh my fucking god.
You should have died like a fucking crazy ass, huh?
I hear a fucking super noob.
I hear the guy that they had going first.
Wasn't there three?
escalators. Oh, that guy. That's right. That's the first guy. Thank you. Yes. Yeah, these
guys are wrong, dude. I feel bad. Hey, at least this guy had a good sense of third and eight
midfights. Good stuff. That's good stuff. You're on the right path, my friend. You're
They're on the right path.
Oh shit.
I need a scaphill.
No!
Three bullets I don't need to use, man.
I should have kept shooting. He kept shooting.
I should have kept shooting.
Noooo!
The big guy came in that wasn't a Timmy and killed me.
Maybe he wasn't Timmy shit to be honest with you. He wasn't.
60 rather no wonder you weren't gonna let off and he's got a fucking big boy gun in his back, which means he killed somebody else.
Ha!
I need to get a tapper with a scope on it for this next one I think.
Nowhere MP5.
MPX.
Alright.
Let's try again.
All right, let's try again
I
Know arms are shit in there. I'm just gonna stuff
No
So I've missed your Godspeed.
How are your games been ma'am?
They're a little back and forth.
To be honest, a little back and forth.
Oh dude, I want to use that G36 though.
Looking for a little backup? You enjoyed this all the way?
Uh, nah nah, hop on. We've got a game for a bit.
I don't know for how long exactly, I think we're doing some...
Some games or something like that peanut-nuts
Oh, I should give me that you
Six in a foe
I think it's this guy, right?
I don't know, I don't know, we got plenty of them, I mean he's a pretty sure, maybe not fucking plenty, but yeah, I think we do have plenty.
Let's go with this guy.
Fuck it, I'm down with that guy.
Uh, what else? Medical suplesals. Food, water, dude.
Your food and water drains in this game at a ridiculous rate, dudes.
So I was like annoying shit about when you first start this game chat.
I could see why it's not super inviting for these reasons.
And are these reasons that fucking big that you want people not to play a game for?
You know, it's like, holy shit, it's just food and fucking water, man.
I
Should be another fucking can of food somewhere man, please. Oh, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good
I'm chillin man. We're chillin.
Oh, backpacking is such a good thing going on here.
Alright, you need anything and where would you, where are we?
I'm by this.
I'm just going to give you a leader.
Oh, good question. I actually don't know.
I
Haven't found a single horse actually, that's kind of weird horse of course
I mean dude we ain't got shit oh
Hannah paid oh
I don't need that.
Not that shimmy.
Holy.
Yeah, I feel you on that, uh, J.A.
I have reserve unlocks, but dude, could do that.
Peanut Row and chat, oh, did he?
Which chat?
This chat?
Oh, there he is.
Oh, there he is. We play in Mecha...
Uh...
Oh, shit.
What the fudge is Mecha?
Oh, yeah, that's right, that was, um, yeah, uh, Mecha...
Okay.
Well, apparently I don't have time.
But!
You can do...
Hmm.
Brother, if you want to go play Mecha, Chameleon, whatever the fuck I can use,
go, go play, bro. It'll be fun.
No truth.
I'll play with the other homies as well.
Um...
Hmm...
Okay.
What's the shit called chat?
What the fuck?
Is it literally on the top?
Popular searches.
and
make a chameleon
and
and
not be artistic as
I got time for like a scab on factor or something like that
I lost downloading.
You hold space to the copy of the colors around you. Oh, interesting.
That's nice. I'm about to go snap into a slim gym chat.
and
watch party of the ufc car tomorrow
guys here any gunfire per chance for maybe
headphones
Holy scav city
Fuck I killed him first
And we're both getting shot now. Fuck.
Just like the wrong guy.
That's the original guy right there.
Bad guy! This guy was a bad guy!
Damn it, dude. He turned the tables on me, man. I shot the wrong dude.
Oh, the scavrap sucks, bro. I hate it. I've learned to hate it.
I
Got the trader scav kill those at the end to save it
and
Hutch is gonna be a little late. He told me I had some personal stuff and then jimji said she didn't get much sleep
This is a little late as well. All right
Sounds good
Everyone who just says Bailey
Four people is prime to play with shit just as much as I like to go so we're all in the private spot anyways
Now mr. Somebody has never made mech a chameleon
Oh, my God.
You guys know how it's done.
Yes, I mean, you ever do a dabble in body painting?
You seem like a body painter.
This guy does copy animals every week.
I've seen, uh, what was that, tattoo competition?
What's that shit called? The TV show?
Terry's Tats?
Uh-uh. No, that's...
It's Masters.
It's Masters.
Yes.
the body paint. Alright, well that's great. Well then I guess you just you know everything
you need to know. Okay, so basically we're gonna paint ourselves and then someone walks
around the shotgun and kills you. Perfect. I'm gonna send you, hold up, do they update
the game since yes, yes, dude, the paint thing actually works. But no, no, no, how do I, how
I like pretty the custom maps. I don't see the thing at the bottom anymore. Oh, I have no idea
I don't I don't so I had to
Last night I played I had to select one you
Start the server up they can only load up one at a time before unless there's another way to do it that I don't realize
Yeah, I that's the answer. You get the thing at the bottom. There's no that you shot
I think you might have added it to the actual game
I haven't even opened the game. Maybe they updated since last night
Yeah, I'm gonna send you guys all the username password. Egon, I'm texting you guys and you're just going DMs.
Do not release it!
Not release it!
Do you want me to summon?
I'm at the mute.
Some bloopers.
and
Okay, he sent us the staff.
What? Which one?
Nothing. Oh my god, I see that. Oh, oh.
Indubitably. I've literally 15 new custom maps. I downloaded every single one. Oh my god.
We played we played CS office last night in this and it's not a recreation of
Office they somehow poured it like it's directly actually CS office. I don't know how they did it. Oh
Genius genius
Everybody's gonna be quick quick quick. I mean I'm in but you're not doing games
I
Think so I'm searching I'm doing where that we should be getting XQC you can grab XQC
I I don't have it. I'm not really his friend. I don't really have any socials. Does anybody here know what it?
Yeah, I'm cool. Thanks. You're trying to get a message out there and see if you want to
I'm getting a couple no fuck XQC
I think there's a couple of those for everybody to be honest with you
I'm a bit confused.
Oh, Pina doesn't know anything about that.
He's universally beloved.
Oh, of course.
Of course.
Thank you.
Oh, that's a 60th place.
I was a lot better, wasn't I?
And it was just, it was all positive.
I've never seen it.
I thought it was.
Here's a man who doesn't really know what to get.
It's essentially involving that one game.
Nothing, nothing negative at all.
Oh, thanks, sir.
Of course, of course.
OK, OK, so should we, do we get actually to here?
We don't do that. I don't want to do anything.
We'll see that. Return to title.
No. Oh, fuck. I actually left. Sorry.
Oh, I just want to let you know the fuck
as you did that was just a chat I read.
I'd say that. That was just a chat.
Oh, my God.
You didn't hate that.
Yeah, do you want me to...
Do you have a way to get...
Do you have a way for me to get him this...
I mean, do you want to play with XTC?
That's a question. I'm with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do I do that? Can I get like a link for that shit or can I
Is there a link?
Now some of you can translate for us, right? Yeah, you translate I feel like peanuts
And if I can't chat chat's pretty good at knowing everything I can catch like 70% of it
Okay, that's workable. That's doable
Good good good. Okay. Good
That's good to hear
I have
You have to change my fucking titles because you guys can change it who's gonna be in the fucking game. Oh my god
All right, hold on. No, I don't
How about this?
One, we have to add each other on Discord
I'm gonna send it to you on X. I'm gonna DM you real quick
All right, now we are good to go
As I should see you in the game
No
Telex if he's listening or if he's not let him know I sent him the discord on
Dms
Yo
Wait, can I just invite him on steam? Yeah, I'm trying to get him discord. I just sent him a link. Yes
Okay, I will. I will. Okay.
Oh, shit. I'm being a little mad right now. Oh, there it is.
I think it's okay, I think it downloads as you get into the server, I love that.
I think you downloaded it and then you had to like leave and come back. I'm doing private stuff. I don't shave so
We'll see okay
Never in my life for someone willingly call Twitter X
I will just have him join any random room and then immediately tell me which room he's in because it's about to fill up to infinity
Oh, I see him. I see someone that starts with an X. Hopefully this next to see you. Are you in? Oh, that's that's him. Yeah
Yeah.
Yo.
Hello.
What's going on?
Hello, sir.
Sonnet.
So do I get a group?
You what?
Shift.
Um, this is the group right here.
We're definitely going to be in front of those.
I have an addition, but it didn't work.
Okay, I'll read about you.
It just seems like you said your password for the thing I said, yeah.
Is it password?
Yeah, there's a username and password.
I'll text you to it.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
Ego.
you go. Oh, wait, no, that's not my stream.
Hold on.
Seconds.
Fucking great work.
Hold on.
Copy. There it is.
OK, I can't send you messages because you are not.
Actually, if you check your Twitter DM, I sent you the password to end.
Sure. Yeah.
Don't show that to anybody.
Am I good to like show once I'm in the game like this right here?
I'm chilling. Yeah.
Actually, if I was on this one, actually, if I was on this one.
OK, perfect.
Yeah, I'll check it out.
Oh, thank you.
There you go. Here it is.
OK, I have to join that.
Yeah, now you joined that.
OK, thank you, man.
OK, I think he was talking to Pina.
I think I already have him as my friend.
As a friend.
No, I don't.
It's so weird or maybe fuck.
I don't even know.
It's not like me practicing has been.
Well, it's not something that I've done that.
then what the discord were in whatever you just made it oh you join it i'm right yeah
revolutionary genius genius genius genius well they let you type it but then they don't let you
like you know i mean like yeah i'm not gonna lie i sat looking at the join button for 10 minutes
the first time yeah i see see i don't know guys this the ui in this game is revolutionary top of
I mean, it's the top of the game
Hold on, I'm doing a little bit of drag face
Not do we have friends?
No, no, not everybody
Sort of a case-by-case thing. Yeah case-by-case situation, you know, come here for a sec
Let's go ahead. All right, I do we did wait. Are we already a doubt? Oh fuck
That's great.
Okay.
We'll take care.
I get that.
Zoom.
I get that.
Eye dropper.
What's that?
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Space.
Oh, I got that.
Oh.
This is my next game.
Metagame.
Metagame.
Metagame.
You guys are pilling the other modes of art infection.
The small guys can see the other small guys.
Really?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh, they're probably lying.
How do I enter mode, uh, what do I enter payment?
Pay mode.
Oh, wait, I think I know the place.
Space.
Space.
Oh, also hold down R to change your position.
Where are the colors?
That is the paint.
Where are the colors?
How do I get like this color right here?
Probably this.
okay let's go back to let's go back to white
oh shit
uh okay I need brown
that's pretty good. I'm not going to lie. That ain't too shabby. I hear ex-KZ painting.
locked in. I'm already lost. I'm already lost. We've missed spot ranking. What was on the
lap? That's not too bad. Oh, it must be. Okay. What the fuck does that mean? We go back
towards it until it goes up so I can find some it my original plan didn't work
that was my backup plan would you would you originally meant to be a boo in the
Yeah, yeah, how did you know?
I tried to be a pool in the toilet too.
No way.
I'm not even joking.
I used to crawl away. I had to crawl out of the bathroom.
I passed John.
What the toilet?
They did the toilet patch.
They patched the toilet.
No!
whistles by the way if you look up in your top there's a yellow timer and a
white timer the yellow timer is mandatory whistles so all the hiders will
whistle oh so that I don't really like the the ranking thing on the left I kind
of gave up summit that I passed them a bunch of times oh that's a bullshit man
it's like it's a small-ass map too so I can just walk to wherever it's going up
Who's got that look good right there that look good right there. Hello
What up, you should have hope this guy picked up on the side of the street
My sensitivity in this game is crazy
Yes, there's some hints because I don't think you're gonna find me. Nah, we'll get a little please
I'm hitting him so
Well, that's you. This is gonna be very easy. You don't know we've been training. We've actually seen you
We're just waiting for the timer. We don't even need glasses, but we got him anyway
Oh, I heard a little whistle coming from over here.
I think I think it's right here with where no he's somewhere near me he's somewhere near
me the whistle was so close to me he's either in this hallway or in this trophy room this
weird penguin cock room.
I think that's right here.
I got him.
He's playing.
I thought I heard it in this corner.
Like maybe he's up top.
Oh, whistle coming.
Oh, that's someone else.
It's still all right.
All right.
Tell yourself.
Oh, we have no more whistles.
That's it.
I
Don't know this man
He's gotta be in the trophy room he's got to be
Oh my god. Oh my god. 100%
Oh my god.
No. Do you have as many shotgun shots as I want or?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think he's right here.
Oh, give me a kiss.
I don't. He's been here this whole time. I don't know where he is.
I see him now.
I see him now.
That's cheating.
Give it come check it out I'm a poo in the toilet.
I'm a poo in the toilet.
No you made it work.
I'm sorry.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh
Oh
Cheeky smile you's good
I looked right at you probably ten times
It's six inches from his face.
If you jump on the thing in the middle, you get to action points.
Really?
Hold on a second.
Yeah, you go ahead, quick.
Oh.
Oh, no, I'm cheap anyway.
Fuck.
Wait, it's me again.
I wasn't listening at all.
It's not doing it!
Uh...
This is terrible.
Oh, fuck.
I don't like that she can get back here, to be honest.
can get back here yes I've got the best fight you'll never find me you'll never
find me a billion years could never find me in a billion years gone a million
billion maybe to the death of the universe billions perhaps five billion
grabs if Andromeda wasn't heading straight for us but allow it by that he
You still will not have found me.
Oh, give me money's worth.
You are not...
You are not a poop in the toilet.
That is kinda lost.
That's so nice of you to say, John.
Oh, nice to think you would just take me all day.
All month.
Piece of shit.
I thought you said he wasn't a piece of shit.
Oh, I lied.
Oh, what do you see John?
What do you see?
He's dodging me, dude.
Is it a little guy?
Is it just a little guy?
He's not believing it.
He's believing.
He's believing.
He's believing.
Ooh.
Bro, I need more time to paint.
My creativity can't work that quickly, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, when you're in an object too much,
it makes you blink red.
I don't know if you saw that.
It'll tell you on the screen with big yellow letters right before it's about to do it.
Gotcha.
You wouldn't be in the same spot, Mr. X, would you?
Nice. That's not even if I was.
I mean, you wouldn't get me anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Yeah, I kind of want to be on the boat.
So I can see the other little guys.
That would be fun.
Even if it's a little cheap, it would be fun.
It'd just be fun to see everybody.
I didn't tell you that as this view.
I should have disclosed this, but I've been classically trained
in mecha-chameleon.
Oh, don't you mean mecha-chameleon?
Mecha-chameleon, yeah.
I went to the Far East.
Oh, the great mecha-chameleon warrior.
Oh, yes.
For weeks, I spent weeks nude and naked in the Far
Reaches of China.
It's close
So I made don't learn gas like you
He's fucking on me. Yeah, I think it might be
That's where it was last time. Yeah, we got to see a spot raking off of the left. This is bullshit. Oh
My god peanuts close
14 out of them do you serious wait did you hear any of this on it I don't know I
heard a whistle somewhere but it didn't sound like I'm just in here looking
Look at them watch them struggle.
Look at the toilet gimmick, look at the toilet.
Oh, dirt under their fingernails.
They're not going to have smacking skills.
They're not going to have smacking skills.
Oh, they're hiding a spot of a greater fortune now.
Oh, we're getting food on starving Marvin.
I'm pretty sure they're cheating, dude.
I think there are.
Wait, I don't know what I'm saying right now.
We're gonna do a little light cheating.
Nothing.
No! Yes!
I thought that was a weird look at Beach.
Shut up, Chobbitt!
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's what I thought you were seeing.
Well, you were in the beach.
Alright, well, I have no wishes to go off of.
This is on you guys. Where have you hit your wishes at?
Yes. Okay. Oh, dude, is this a
guy? Wait, hold on. This is a
guy. No.
Let's go, dude.
He didn't even know he was looking
right at me and he didn't know.
You're good. That's a good spot.
He was lying. He's playing this
game a punch. I know of it.
He's a pro already.
I
Turn on the other boat. I want to see with the legs down
I think we do we do double it was double. Do you mean or double is you make do you know?
I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Any other questions? Feel free to ask Pina.
My high IQ is at your disposal. High IQ, high EQ. High EQ, very rare to have both.
How does he fly? How do you fly?
Oh
But you got to be near like a wall or something. Okay. Yeah
We guys wait, I'll pay you as a description. Here's what it says for double
Everyone hides at the start after that everyone searches and the first plan to find everyone wins
That sounds horrible. Okay
Already did this is what we do a few basic with two hunters
That's the plan base into a one more penguin and then we switch the map
Yes
Yes
Remember guys the red circle in the middle gives you bonus points
Actually, oh my god. What if actually he jumped on the circle they would get so many points. He would
Honestly, he doesn't need him though. He probably shouldn't
No
This is gonna be easy
If you stand on this that means you're volunteering to be a hunter, but if nobody stands on it
It just randomly chooses. Yeah, so you've drawn the hair cigarettes
Yeah, see that
It's gonna kill some bitches
He's at 30 seconds not to alarm you
25 seconds
watch the paint fly out. Oh my gosh I have one slim jib left I just realized
what's it find a fiver in the couch. Is that a metaphor? Is that a metaphor?
Uh yeah. I got one slim jib left.
And I'm all out of slim jibs. We'll redo it later.
I got one Slim Jim left and I'm all out of Slim Jims.
I'm here to keep gas and eat Slim Jims and I'm all out of Slim Jims.
I don't know what to do.
Let's pay with look totally
normal game. Don't worry. Don't
shoot them. Don't shoot them.
Summit do me a favor. Don't be in
this room in about 12 seconds.
Okay. Oh, we got seven seconds to
a whistle.
to
One of these balloons.
I didn't hear a whistle, so I'm kind of just eyeballing it.
Somebody, there's a right, it could be below me.
It was right around here.
Oh, you can really, you can really fuck people by seeing them.
Oh, it must have been a new patch.
Yeah. I know where Peanut is. If I get...
What?
I'm going right to him.
I mean, what?
That's how much infection you dumb bitch.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to have a condom.
You would never find me.
You would never find me.
Me either, me either.
You would never find me.
You would never find me.
No.
No.
I don't have shit.
I mean, I heard sounds.
Oh my God.
John.
Oh my god!
John, I know you're around here, John.
Ah, what have you made?
Eight seconds.
Channel.
No one's in this room over here, OK.
John is right next to me, this son of a bitch.
Oh
Oh really damn that was a tough one I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie when I shot I didn't actually think it was gonna hit me
Because we could shoot as much as we want yeah, yeah
Dude somebody's right around me
John, John's score keeps going up.
It is so much fucking score.
He notes around the corner.
What? What the fuck?
Fuck you, John. This is why we can't play anything about infection.
Fuck you.
There's so many corners. They're not actually around the corner.
I don't know.
I'm scared.
I'm scared and alone.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
the ground. Yeah. Yeah. I can't
gonna have a conniption I'm connipting he's right here his score keeps going up
I don't need more friends and we play infection
Oh my god.
Don't check me out, boys.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I was actually going like that.
He's got too much time in blender.
He's cheating.
Take a beat.
Take a beat.
Take a beat.
You can never buy me.
I didn't even come here because John.
It was such a good job, though.
Oh my god.
I want to dive into it all.
I had him wrapped around my finger.
I need this steaky drinky over here, isn't it?
It's like a peanut's bob or Austin that over here, bro.
Yes. Bob, nod.
Alright boys, we're switching from Pigman Hotel.
We are now going to Kinneymont. I don't know what it is.
I'm gonna be here with the right guy.
It could be poof, it could be good.
Watch that.
Awesome. Do you guys want to do infection?
You guys are gonna do basic.
The basic is what we just did,
the basic is what we did every time before that.
I don't care.
Infection.
I think we're all downloading stuff.
Where's waiting to download?
Download confirmed.
What is that Kenny Ma?
That's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You gotta download it.
Do you want more friendos or not?
Because maybe I have some.
We could get more friendos.
Percent.
I'm fine with five people.
All right, I mean, I mean, I didn't have to be in boys.
I mean, just just because I was playing at 24 lobby earlier and it was kind of fun.
Let me, yo, you can be able to get some more guys in here, sir.
You should have used your password.
John and Summoner, are you good?
You guys DSL?
Let me guess, DSL?
What time is it?
What does that mean, DSL?
It's old, old-timey internet.
I think I didn't say that about it.
I think he's talking about AOL.
No, you guys know what DSL is?
Think so.
No, it's DSL.
I don't know.
Is that 4G, 5E?
It's like when the dinosaurs existed.
It's what they call the internet.
DSL is sorry in French.
Oh, really?
Really?
That was we, we.
So this episode we thought it was lociento.
So that's that's obviously that's that's Spanish.
Oh, lociento.
Yeah.
So we have to download or subscribe to Kenny Mark.
Yeah, yeah, subscribe to Kenny want.
He's a wonderful creator.
got you
who found this game who made it again
oh i'm a hunter oh my hi hi okay oh my god oh my oh my rather large map
You think it looks the exact same?
Is that gonna be a hmm is that a good thing or a bad thing for us?
body painters oh
Oh, you can literally see the lobby from here
That doesn't look the same color I made a tactical error
Like what is that how do I get the same color?
remove shiny how do I remove shiny shit the fuck is that what it's the
metallic so underneath the color you'll see like metallic
Okay, this is huge, though.
I've never heard that.
That is massive.
This is stupid.
Thank you.
Oh, God, thank you.
Finally.
I hear you guys moving.
They don't.
They don't.
Oh, shit.
I
Was the mother steps how do I do the non-metallic shit it was mother's the whole time
Where's the brown dude?
I know I do some some
Some artsy shit
He's gonna be some fucking
Inside of an object you can't even see
I'm gonna say I've gotten a spot but I am not happy about it
Who is it?
I'm gonna do it right here
Okay I checked out
Can I jump up?
You hold space
You have to be near an object
Yeah
I don't understand why mine looks so weird
This is actually stupid I'm not gonna lie
It's a terrible idea
This is actually stupid, I'm not gonna lie, it's a terrible idea.
This is a lobby for like 100 players, Loki.
Yeah, they're new.
Fuck it, that works.
I'm playing attention.
I'm gonna lock, then.
Wait, the fruits are like glitched in, it looks like players.
Yeah, I wouldn't even shoot them if I were you.
That, whoo, that's the idea, I want you to be there.
I wouldn't you do I would you know
Why does it like get rid of this shit? Oh
Yeah, it's not a good fruit. I guess I mean it's for sure. It's a chicken
Did that does not look the same
What is look
You really don't do really well.
That's John with the shopping cart!
Get him, get him!
Incredible screen share mistakes.
That blue baton.
Where's the scoreboard?
Dude, why can't I just go like this?
What? That is not the same?
I'm not one of the fruits, I'm not one of the fruits.
I'm not one of the fruits.
Do not look at the fruits.
Roughness on left.
That's not romance.
Roughness.
Maybe a puckerlot?
What? Roughness?
Yeah, wait, what?
What about it?
Roughness to 1.
I'm not a puckerlot.
I'm not a puckerlot.
It did nothing.
Awesome, we have a puckerlotter.
Yeah!
I literally can't find it.
Exposed, buddy.
Exposed, exposed, exposed, exposed.
I was like, Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, this part of what kind of sucks, why would you hide it?
It's not that either.
I didn't know what that was like.
Oh yeah.
Oh, it's like part of the game. You know I'm saying
Then how the fuck do people get the colors I should be able to click that bitch, right?
What do I must have like switch the setting
You can walk in the walls, but you can't walk. I mean it doesn't even matter. I believe it matters
That doesn't look the same
I think I think you lost I think you lost
I'm pissed this hammer a
Spacebar is more accurate you do first. Oh
Bro, well, let me go up though
Much better. Thank you. Why don't you guys tell me that?
Anywhere in the walls if you touch the walls you morph into them
I was doing that weird paint shit now
Oh
Thank you, Sam.
He didn't even pay himself.
Wow.
What the hell?
I'm camouflaged.
Oh, my God.
Peanut's doing something.
Hey, Ness.
What?
I'm finding a good hiding spot.
I should be doing the same map that we make in two hunters and no one touches the walls
of infinite torment and suffering.
I would say don't go into the parking lot.
Yeah, but it's limits. Super. I'm also no pocket line.
Okay, I could get like seven people in this line. I'm seeking. I'm seeking.
If you want to volunteers understand on their little red circle.
Yeah, that's what that circle does.
I'm seeking again, but I mean, I don't think there's any to practice.
Me and you.
Also, get it. You're so pending. Finish off and maybe it'll look cool.
Oh, that's true. We're still doing this map. The crazy shit. I'm already intimidated
No, it's not what I want to be, no
Peanut
What are you dressing up as?
Fuck you, what the hell?
Ah, I'm gonna be Mario
No, what the fudge?
Well, I fell into a void. This map is pretty broken. Oh, I'm out of it. I could have just cheated so easily
Wait, I'm all your ready?
No, fuck! Am I checked?
slay down you fuck I'm the protector a little very important artifacts that's
my buddy oh are they on the move no I'm just refiring oh get locked in getting
locked in
and the one who's ready some artsy sherry no oh my god I was under the wall so we
shouldn't touch the walls yeah do not they do not don't even don't even look at
them
nothing so far
yeah I think the fruits suck and it wouldn't do the fruits thing you know I
I mean, yeah, it's just too obvious or is it double reverse psychology where they do something so obvious
But you would see them clip out of it. No say you're the next
To buried it like if I just like to look at it horizontally from the end of the hallway and I check
Oh, I'm getting the high ground. I'm gonna look at all the tops
Bet you I keep pressing the wrong button. Oh
Okay
Well, mine is worse than feudal. I am now stuffed within the no stop
I've been trapped no ancient power has has bound me to this supermarket pillar
Okay, on the bright side though, nobody's in here. It's all no one's also in the pillar
You know what? I keep myself up
No, no, no, no, I'll find you guys.
It's up to you now, X.
Go out, remember me.
You carry both our spirits now.
Wait, why would they do that? They put a cart inside of-
Come on, man.
Like, it's not even that they're well hidden, is it?
We didn't even look at the spots that they're actually in, you know what I mean?
Yeah, well, last time John was standing in the middle of the aisle.
I don't know. I don't know.
That's pretty good.
You're new. I don't know. You're
near summit. How do you know
that? Because he just got a
missed spot ranking. It just
I
Summit where are you?
I'm winning this bitch, bro. I'm a pain
What
Why would they make the pillars hollow no whistle? I heard one by me
I don't know how to communicate. Can you see my gun out of the pillar?
That way that way it was close. It was close
probably like like that. That
would be something that is
right here. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
The score is going back up. Dude.
You can absolutely bug in here.
There's never a scruffy.
Why would they make the pillars
not yet. I did. There's going to be about a time.
Well, you are too over for me, Mr. X. I know. Yeah, you're here now. Oh, sure.
I hope you and the family are good as always. I know you were too locked in for that round.
Yes
You were doing John you're near John his gorgeous skyrocketed
You because you're sure to go like well
Well, I'm sure there's nobody inside this filler.
Double check, double check.
Okay.
Yep, all clear in here.
Let's go!
Man!
Right up on this aisle right in front of you.
I was a hot dog.
I was a cherry.
Oh my goodness, incredible, incredible.
What was that?
Oh my god, John, incredible, John, incredible, incredible.
Incredible, incredible.
five and then four.
Right click, right click, right click.
Okay, okay, okay.
This needs, this one is a, a hundred point nine.
That's a hundred point nine.
You're gonna lose half of those numbers to the wall.
Now we're going to the Minecraft jungle.
Log in boys, we're going to the Minecraft jungle.
We'll see you down the, down the river.
Alright, that looks, that looks odd.
It's all squares.
but I mean this is home turf so I mean it looks perfect
I would be
he's gonna be a nightmare for the hiders or it's gonna be the best map ever
so where are you guys are you guys in the parking lots or like that
I was a I was trapped in a pillar. Oh yeah, I'm a US secret. They don't want to give away their secrets secrets magician ever tells.
I think I'm going to be terrible at the textures are like oh my god the textures are somehow
actually worse than minecraft.
Can you do a blur effect?
Oh a blur effect.
Look at the textures.
This is going to be absolutely terrible.
They're so blurry.
Walk it.
Walk it.
I want to be, I want to be, um, Steve.
I want to be the very best.
I got an idea.
It's not going to work.
But it's going to be respectable.
Okay.
I'm a seeker this is my element I cannot I cannot lose this okay wow that you're right
I would also take the sides of the map right off the sides. Oh, you can't there's a boundary yeah, I already tried
Where are you bitches
come on out boys I'm looking behind some of those bushes I know exactly what
is I bet you I bet you how do we float again base yeah yeah you got to be next
to a surface though you can't just fly it's more of a climb I don't know if I
can get I'll tell you I'm telling you right now I'm gonna blow it one of the
these fucking trees and I can't get up there.
That's what I'm doing.
Oh, what's the next thing you need, I think?
I don't need anything to go up there.
I found a way, I found a way.
Looking.
Oh.
Dude.
Oh.
Well, yeah, they're the only trees that can't get up there.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I got it.
I got this secret message.
Sub to Dr. Yeet on YouTube.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Dr. Yeet, he said, are you Dr. Yeet?
The face.
He says, base plan, Dr. Yeet.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
I better see him.
I heard about his cute shots.
He never fakes a single one.
Never fakes a single one.
Not even one.
Those edits are coincidental.
Oh, my God.
I'm not even lying. This should be easy and we're getting rolled like this is just
I dug three blocks down and put one on top. I never heard a whistle. Do you hear what you're
Yeah, I did. I did. I did. I did not on that part of the map over there to respond then. So, um,
I heard a whistle nearby here on that right now. No, you didn't make your brush. You got your
So
block missing here
about here
okay there's blocks missing in the trees
like they're like one block holes in the trees
Oh, very peculiar, perhaps they are residing within their plot.
Eight seconds to whistle.
No!
Okay, no whistle.
No, what's up?
Why, you don't have to.
I got out, I got out.
Where's he?
Where's he?
Where's he?
Not a space.
All right, he's on the tree, but we can't get up there.
How did he get up there?
Oh, I'm bugging out.
he's ascending. He's ascending.
Oh, the other ones can't beat me
in there because I didn't hear his
T go out of the way. So,
the next with him.
And now I can look into holes
properly.
I don't know why she's gonna win.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on now.
There's no time for waiting.
It's illegal to shoot fruit.
I'm here, single whistle.
On me, on me, over here.
Over here, for sure.
I was just looking.
I'm chicken gun jitty.
Yeah, but I had to cheat to win.
Like, you can win them, but I'm cheating.
You cheated?
First, I cheated.
I wrote the slay in the air.
I didn't get them.
I can't send them out.
Yeah, he was out of the beat.
How did you cheat to fly up?
Do you have permission?
You can be against the boundaries of the map.
Act as a wall.
Hit B.
Hit B.
Act as you're coming through the game, too.
Oh, sorry.
I thought I liked the first of you to get a chance on that one.
I would've made it, but like, fuck you, Josh.
Fuck you, I would've been out there hiding.
Oh, shit, okay.
Oh, guys, this is gonna be impossible.
Dude, I don't know.
Can you hear me?
What, what?
I can hear you, what?
Should you not hear in-game chat?
No, I can hear you in-game chat, no, aw.
You would be.
Be? Okay.
Yep.
What about it?
I
Took a you oh, it's so bad. Oh, I can hear you. I can hear you. Yeah, I can hear you right now
I'm trying to get that off that was hard what the hell
fuck are we on here?
show them the game jettus oh it's heinous oh now i'm heinous
How how large are you guys compared to us?
Whoa, she's not like to ask those guys show me your size, dude
Someone's like in someone's like
Fuck I was you talked
Shit, I gotta figure out a dude. I forgot what what what is it that shows me?
Fuck
What sucks I was too invested in the painting. I wasn't looking anywhere else, man
There's a shitty spot anyways, Mangala
Just should have gone inside there. Oh someone near you
Over by me but me and summit
Wait, can they go in this building and we can't
Oh
Live there in there
It's just weird like we're tall we're giant there. Yeah, and we're not even they're much much smaller
We think about go up on a roof Steve. I
Haven't seen done that
You can't go to the top of the glass buildings. I didn't see someone
Oh, I found one right here.
Come here, come here, little guy, come here.
You lost him.
Come here, little guy, die.
Oh, man.
Good work, good work.
I had to move.
I had to.
I didn't see you at all.
No, no, no, no.
You would have found me if I had not.
Wait, we've been by gimmick.
We've been by gimmick.
His score went up.
It's definitely over where me and someone were.
Yes, yes.
Oh, I found one right here.
Oh, I found one right here.
Come here, come here, little guy.
Come here.
You lost him.
Come here, little guy.
Yes, yes.
Well, I have a point at least.
Oh, we're still next to him.
But right now?
Yeah, they look at his score.
It just went from 25 to 46.
Oh, wait.
There's going one player left then.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
25, we'll get two.
We'll get a couple vessels.
What was that?
Over by me and me and Peter.
Fuck, I'm stuck up this garage.
Fuck, I'm coming to the garage.
Don't come to the garage, just don't go to the garage.
Fuck.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Don't go to grudges.
Oh, that's my friend in there.
Fine gimmick.
I mean, that's not a lot of points, is it?
No. Oh, I gotta look out.
So something that was walked by him.
Ten seconds.
You want to?
where you at? Maybe above it? Yeah. It's right on this direct line.
Oh, look at the score now. It's going to be a bug. It's going to be a bug spawned. Maybe
a garbage. Maybe a garbage. He's a master of deception. Oh my. He's a master. He's a master.
faster. This isn't real.
Angulators told me where he is so I'm not going to say it.
It was definitely in this direction though right here. Like on the gas station somewhere.
Uh yes. Like on the side of the building or something.
I
Couldn't do it I couldn't kill you but you saw me. Yeah, okay, so it's possible also
also multiple ways to see me that little hand multiple ways to see me is because multiple ways to see me.
Two, one.
That makes sense.
Sticking out the garage.
Are you so fucking serious?
You made serious, dude.
Are you so serious?
Are you so serious?
I was idiot for like five minutes.
Oh my god, dude, and my head is
sticking out. I'm putting that on you, bro. I trust you.
You went in there. I'll take that one. I'll take that one.
I'll take that one. Oh my god. One more of that map.
One more of that map that we moved to the next one.
I cannot believe you.
You even fucking paid him down.
Well, I'll get it.
I thought you found me, so you were a seeker, no?
Well, if you get found, you become a seeker.
Oh my god, I'm a fucking seeker again, are you serious?
Oh my god.
I don't want to be a seeker with you, pal.
Fuck you.
Fuck you! I want to be out there hiding.
Maybe if you found the guy four inches in front of your head,
he wasn't going to dance the high.
That was not my fault. That was not my fault.
No, don't gaslight.
That was not my fault. That was not my fault.
That was someone else's fault. Anyone else's fault, mind.
It's true.
It's just false. You're serious, I think.
I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.
She's- She cheats and talking all the time and finding-
Yes. Yes.
I read that on the internet.
Yeah, I believe it because that's all I'm gonna-
Everything on the internet is true.
Yes.
That's why I'm- I'm taking this word.
This word.
One thing I've learned.
That is true.
It's not a good idea.
Fuck you, John.
Fuck you more.
I bet you'll find someone-
My penis even bigger this time.
my balls are gigantic yeah yeah my mouse is going all over the place I had to draw
I have no penis.
I have, I have half a penis.
Check that thing.
It's my, I'm trying to see my side right there.
He's not there.
He's not there.
Hmm.
I will fool foolish fool where would come and hide?
Chewie Shush.
Why do we give ya?
Chewing on dude.
Just thinking.
Chewing on some thoughts.
Just thinking. Chewing on thoughts. Chewing on thoughts.
Okay, we're ready.
Summer by the starting point. Look at their scores.
Oh
Holy shit all three of them are all three of them are by the start up on buildings. I'm calling it. Oh
I just find an elevator clicks like the bottom one for two. Oh, I
Can't I can't get it why why why why why why why?
I heard all the whistles over here.
Okay, okay.
I didn't hear any whistles on my side.
Yeah, I heard them all over here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, someone's close.
How you doing?
The scores.
You're giant balls.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
I don't see anything.
They're all right here.
You'll never believe it.
I had no idea he was there in the same window.
The window right above each other.
Something in voice chat X do that again so we can find you.
What?
You said something in game chat for like a half a second.
Yeah, I heard X's whistle as well. He's right here lurking.
I zoomed out on my guy and could not see your guy.
Oh, that's why hunters you can't cheat. Oh
Turpin at us in game chat. I need the whistle. I need the whistle. He's over here somewhere. He's over here
I gotta see who did a better job, bro
Here I have the clips on it
Yeah, let me see that shot. I was worried about the perspective. I tried to paint the top of my head brown, but
It was very complex.
Oh, sounds complex.
Oh, the complexity, even for a high IQ, high EQ, mind
like, very rare, very, very rare.
Oh, very rare.
You are ages above everyone else.
Oh, my goodness.
You know, I just went through.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What's up?
What's up?
I just.
I didn't hear it yet.
I didn't hear nothing.
We're dead. We're dead. He's over here. He's near where this way. I was like this way.
You did? Yeah. We're near me. I don't know exactly where it's as far when it went down,
but I heard this orienting that we're so big.
I think I see him.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
There's a wall.
God yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I move spots.
Wait, wait, wait, I should go to the next map.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Chicken gun encampment.
That's it.
Chicken gun encampment.
Next map. What do you think?
That's not, that's not, that's not.
Chicken gun encampment.
That's what he got up on the Hunter.
Every dollar, every dollar.
That one looks kinda huge.
What is that? Chicken gun.
I think that's the creator's name.
I think he just puts his name before each of the things.
Oh.
Hang on, where's your uh...
Yeah, I see this clip.
Is it you, John, that has it?
I
the
I'm gonna jump to what we
wait. Fuck. This thing is huge.
This is a 500 player map of
just. I don't think we should
be playing this.
It makes it. Holy shit. I can
really get anywhere to
To fucking start. Okay. Thank you
It's identical
I'll be the judge that
This is that jungle map for blackout.
No, we're tiny.
So they're even tinier.
I'm sprinting and it feels like I'm walking in mud.
This is horrible.
This is absolutely horrible.
Hello, gimmick.
Hey, little guy.
Little guy who can't...
a guy who can't walk at that.
That's a beautiful little boy.
Oh, here we go.
Fuck.
Did you hear, Wuzzle?
I heard literally nothing.
Oh my god, dude.
I'm gonna have an anxiety attack
traversing this map.
I feel like I'm going at
break neck.
What's the opposite of break neck?
Uh, not like that.
Yeah, fully healthy next feeds
Healthy next feeds
Alright, one of you guys are in here I know it
Oh, okay, okay, go
Yo, yo, it would take you longer to look at all those surfaces
Like, yeah, it would take you like ten inches to look at all the whole map
Exactly, I can't stay in one spot for too long
I'm sure you're just not gonna be able to cover it
Oh my god
I didn't hear a whistle. They're not even on this map. They're they're different. We
had it. They don't even have a missed spot raking. They don't have a whistle. They don't
have a whistle dude. They threw their whistles out. I'm spanning whistle. I don't hear anything.
My god, I hear nothing!
This shit.
Um...
Oh!
There you are.
Who's giving theirself up?
Oh, that's you.
Your name didn't pop off that.
I thought someone was turning themselves in.
I'm inside...
a plant.
I'm gonna wish you a 1-7-10 seconds.
Alright, alright.
I still don't hear any words are getting slightly warmer here so it's slightly warmer oh my
god this map is huge warm as the rain water it's the rain water warm in what state it's
a little it's a little it's a little lukewarm yeah like California or tp a was our rain
rain. The rain force is pretty
what rain. Yeah, that's it.
It's like it's like room 10
plus less. Hey, that makes
sense. I'm a gimmick. Now,
you're like, um, oh, how's the
rain going? Rainwater in a
in a foreign country. Oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
shame warm. No, no, no, I heard a whistle over here. Now you're kind of like warm as in a bath,
but the bathroom is sitting there for like 30 minutes. Oh, shit, you're a little warm.
Gross. One of these plants. Oh, oh, dude. It's gotta be this plant. It's gotta be one of these plants.
Oh my god, there's no more
You got this horrible I am in the tree next to the garage what
It's gonna tell you see if you can find
Those boats going close to you
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, what are in the garage?
What are in the garage?
I can't even, I will make it there.
Oh my god, they're all over the place.
I still can't find them.
Oh, this guy's blinking.
Oh, no way!
What move there? What?
No, it's like a pseudo of allusions casino of allusions
I don't know what it is. I don't play any of these maps and just down to the box you've worked out never played them
Somebody did you see that
Yeah, we're both
Yeah, dude, you were literally the same exact painting same exact window. Oh
I gotta look at the picture. Hold on. Look you're talking about this one last time. Yeah, that two ago. Yeah, I'm a bench
Take me to the casino
She know evolution
God's hilarious
I
Think you have me beat I'm not gonna lie. I think you're just cleaner
What do you know my
Needed like an expert hunter
I need you to draw a huge penis.
I need you to draw a huge vagina.
Oh, right.
Well, this is what I see unexpected.
Now, how do I draw one of those?
I've never seen one.
I don't know.
Don't ask me.
I'm going to draw what I think it looks like.
How the hell do I hit the blackjack table?
What is that?
I think you're right. I fucking think that's what it looks like you're back. Is that about right? I
Know this
Yeah, I think that's about right. I think it looks pretty good
What the hell is the roughness are we sure dead serious adjust the side of the middle
Okay, I'm like I shouldn't have to adjust shit
now if you look at the people there's a little scene really like I bet you
they would be a group they wouldn't be alone it's about it's like like like in
the james or something there like this one right here there's five guys right
Yeah, I bet you each one of them.
He was not one of my line.
Oh, this double reverse psychology.
Double reverse psychology.
Now, what if it's triple reverse psychology,
and they're not actually posing as one of the people?
I believe that could be the truth.
Oh, they're right next to me.
They're right next to me.
I hear whispers.
I hear whispers.
I need a yellow for this side.
What am I doing?
I have shot every one of these entire gazitos.
Triple reverse psychology.
I need a yellow for this side, but yellow, I can't like,
I can't get a yellow.
I find the Hunter on a two-post infuriating mass.
This is impossible, this is impossible.
Chas doesn't work, it's not gonna be a good.
I feel like if we were hiding at one of the beavers,
we would have shot one by now.
Oh, wait, okay, let me go to the other side of the room.
Seven seconds, seven seconds, whistle.
Oh, he's just...
Just deep-fosses ground code.
That didn't help at all, that literally didn't help at all much better.
You can see how illusion is really illusion.
Illusion of illusions.
This is, this is, this is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
Bullshit!
This is bullshit, this is bullshit.
Oh, I can't do this guys.
I'm so glad I'm back!
I'm ready to shoot anyone on this side!
Good job!
Okay, cool!
I think all the people have been shot!
Whistle, whistle, whistle!
I'm not all of them!
Shit!
I'm not all of them!
I'm not all of them!
I'm not all of them!
I'm not all of them!
I'm not all of them!
I'm not all of them right here right here. One of them is over here.
Right here.
He's one of these fools.
John? What?
You okay? Yeah, yeah.
Did I mean to hear you?
I need your help.
I think it's one of these guys.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
He knew he knew he was f**king around
If he isn't a normal person we're fucked that's all I have my eyes on
I
Sense is so
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I volunteer that peanut be the
killer. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna draw myself like this.
I'm gonna be beautiful.
What?
The color...
I'm trying to...
What?
None of time.
Avoid.
Avoid.
It's color doesn't match at all!
It doesn't match at all!
It doesn't match at all!
The color, it's a trick!
This...
No!
The color doesn't match at all!
I can't get the color!
The new maps, the color sucks.
Yeah, you guys have done so.
So.
But they're using color matches, which means they're definitely not evil.
You shoot all the pets first or what?
I don't know. They were using, they were trying to paint,
which makes me feel like they're not going to be an old person.
No, maybe you can get them to color right there.
Just go walk around.
I
Fuck oh
Yeah, he's like a middle somewhere this your proxy
I just heard about oh fuck
One of you guys
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
Oh, there's a guy near me here somewhere, but maybe there wasn't as close as there was.
There's no Russian casino version.
Mr. Kimming.
You thought you were just gonna be a fucking stick figure on a painting
The color matching was fucking up for me the first one too
Why are they up there?
Put in a British big light, push your focus.
Let go!
Dude, I am the hunter every time.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
keep it simple
the M is the blue
I thought it was white
dude smart
I keep pressing the wrong fucking buttons
what do you think about mine
I can see you
okay
this is a terrible spot
Sometimes simplicity is key, you know?
Really?
No.
Oh, fuck it.
Wait, Ziggler watch, can you go inside of it?
I'll be able to go inside of it.
Those are bright and brim eyes.
Dude, oh my god.
I gotta put sunglasses on.
Fucking time.
I
It's my spot that are like cheese I can like under stuff, you know, I mean, yeah
That's what you make likes to hide what a little fucking rat. What that is a heinous accusation. I
All my all my hiding spots are highly ethical
I want to change spots. Yeah. I don't like that. I like this flower.
See that you're not going to bother me getting points in it.
Yeah. It's got to be near you. Yeah, near here. Maybe on the rooftop.
A POWER!
Maybe...
Yeah, my eyes are burning as well.
Uh oh.
I'm gonna get stuck on a fence.
Yeah, over here.
Like...
So when I was over here, it sounded like it was on my left.
Over here somewhere.
On the end of the sign.
Nope.
Who just shited himself?
Alright, one of you guys.
One of you, uh, old barts for sure.
What the fuck?
Where should we, where should we do that, maybe?
Or if I can move.
Oh, something's about to die.
Oh, I heard that whistle.
I heard it, I heard it right near you.
It's gotta be an incubated spot, it has to be.
What are you, some good bags, or any one of these blocks?
Oh, nice!
Alright, okay, alright.
Bullshedge, okay.
I
That's V someone must have farted for boy
Look at this point that I was near Burma be that for like a long time
They look at his points and they got something so either you stay somewhere for a long time. I was close to him
Or I did I just kill him. Oh
She's gonna clap
And he's in some cheese
45 points though
So
Yeah, we've got like next to them. I barely walked I barely walk is in time out. I only was on the
We found
There's honestly everything's flat this man over here for sure
Well, there's music going on the game, I guess we just listen to this sorry I got used to them this oh
No, it's the peanut you remember you were
You're a comedian. Don't forget where you came from. Guys, don't forget where you shot.
Oh, should I start? Sorry.
I'm not surprised that we got there, buddy.
We want you to do that. We want to get it. We have to do it.
Sorry. Sorry about that.
Put that one 90 second paint. All the painting on that one is like so. You gotta...
I'll let you guys wait. Oh fuck.
guys. I was trying to change it
that I pressed start. We have
zero seconds to make. Oh,
excellent. Excellent. We can
all close our eyes. All right.
I'll probably be a hunter again
anyway. So, you're going to be
interested in laughing. You
have a minute. You have a
minute. Oh, they got okay.
I know where I'm going. I'm gonna do this shit.
What the fuck is Hutch?
I don't know.
Oh no!
My clan is ruined.
I see your true skills are showing now. I think oh
Some it's still working beautiful look at that
Love your painting. Do you like mine? That's beautiful. It's beautiful. Yeah, perfect
Also grand
and
now they're not going to be in the complicated spots there's not enough time to paint
they're going to be in the simple spots
so you were thinking
yeah well unless they're like mlg pro
painters but
some of them playing with these guys
a few days let me tell you it's
Oh, amateur at best.
Except for this guy who, honestly, I'm s- wow.
This is incredible.
I have-
I mean, I- I- I knew you had me, but I- I was for a point to me.
I have one point to give myself.
Oh my god, dude, holy shit, 1,200 points.
They might as well highlight him.
Oh my god.
Well, I mean, I was like, is he going to stand right next to me?
I'm in second place about the passports.
I'm going for the gold.
I'm going for the gold.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's just a fight.
Just each one.
Who never gets to the end, guys?
Who never gets to be in line?
I mean it's not weird to see a driver in one of the...
One of the carts.
That's normal.
Meow!
You'll never catch me pussy! I'm too fucking fast!
I'm supposed to be!
Are you like Mario and Luigi's cousin?
Okay, alright.
No! I'm playing!
Hi John!
Are you busy painting?
Shhh!
I was fixing that.
that so much just to die we're going we're going to construction site beautiful
manual labor and we can do the
I haven't played the original we should make you do a quick yeah quick tour
through the original for you know I like I like the super market
I like the walls.
No, let's go, we're hiding, let's go.
Oh, okay, alright.
What does she mean?
What does she mean?
This map looks like a, this map and the,
This is a good map.
That ping one map are like actual.
Yeah, you read all maps you can play.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I got it.
It's just one of the other people now with other chats down he sees it.
Yo, Axe, what's mine say?
Stop. You're a 6-1.
It's a 6-7.
Holy.
Watch your game, you know me might see.
You should have run me a troch, man.
I wasn't done painting!
It saves it. Are you a hunter? It'll save it.
I
Holy
My dad is too sharp as all the sharpness
We should go with ease
This music is a little bit depressing
Honestly, dude, it's just the Minecraft music way better
So it's definitely in here
to the buying in Tarkov right now there's a fucking battery dude you have space or
what oh propane take it the propane take yeah dude we need that for a
question
metal scraps of the ground holy shit oh hey look at this look at this what is
this shit called again I can't remember the alkaline yeah yeah
is this a talk of man? What's going on here? Dude, somebody's gonna be a talk of man at
some point. There's there's items where summit just was that that were actually talk of items.
Factory. Okay. All right. All right. Now that's not bad.
Summit, you walked past me that spot before I even started fending. What are you paying to that?
What?
Is that a gillie?
I'm hot guy mode right now.
I'm hot as fuck in.
There's another whistle in here by the way.
Somebody's sleeping by here.
Nah, I wouldn't check.
I'm telling you, there's another whistle close by.
Maybe right here somewhere.
I
Seven fans for whistle your gums, maybe in one of the drawers, no
I got my goobal over him.
You killed peanut and his goo blood completely messed up my paint job.
I stood out like a sore thumb.
Where is the final pool?
I think it's got a job job.
So 140 points is like a lot for just walking, you know?
Mm-hmm
Five eleven so these numbers down that when we walk in a radius of people he's gonna know who walked at how close
Right
What is something you lost a long time ago that you guys don't want to show chalk zone?
I still think about a tiny leg and sword from a long time ago.
Yes, it's like an old old cartoon.
Who's got the chalk?
I don't know man, to be honest.
It reminds me of.
Yeah, put it on my.
Dude, you should.
Dude, you should have the chalk.
I haven't even heard of that before.
What?
It's good.
Shaker, thank you both appreciate it. Miley. How's it going dude? Cartridge?
Observe as L 97. Thank you guys Cartridge generation. How you doing sir?
He didn't get the dude was my car reference. Yeah, how's he I should have put dude on my back. I should have again actually
X what's mine say
says a dude
Dude, let's do it. Yeah, what what's mine say dude says dude. It says dude. Oh
Shit, okay
I
Did I gotta get it one more time so I could do the sweet one
One of these guys is gonna be dumb
You didn't get it. I think that's what makes me funny here. I'm not gonna hold on.
Oh, there's Thermite over here. Talk off.
So we went past one of them for like a slight second, but when was that? We don't know.
I think they did need blue propane.
here. Yeah, I thought I had to. Oh, he's spreading propaganda. Don't listen to him.
I said, I think I saw someone over by that giant blue barrel.
Maybe it's in the green barrel. Oh, my eyes are in the wall. No. Maybe you're a brick
or a package. Maybe you're a battery. I don't think you can turn into things.
If you paint well enough, you're good.
If you paint well enough, you're good.
Let's look at a triangle in a corner or a spot.
Here it comes.
I didn't hear you trying to hit me.
We're next to each other.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel my death coming.
Hey, hey!
Where are you?
I knew it.
Know you're here
John there's nobody over there. I was over there no whistles
Pete you're telling you he's near me somewhere. I've been hunting them
I
Go there quick. Okay, sir
There we go. He's just trying to get away. We should chase him from what a hundred forty-three seconds
Fuck I'm stuck around
I'm stuck prone whistle
We got
Maybe he was over here somewhere
Yeah
Yo John put up
Yeah, that's not it.
Yeah, it's not something.
He's down here somewhere.
Lower mid-level, lower mid-level.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're on to you, brother.
You piece of shit, Peanut.
What are you gonna kill me for?
I'm thinking.
In a box?
Under a box?
No, dude, Peanut likes him.
Dude, he's gonna be out in like, the middle.
He's gonna be somewhere where you came
Yeah, oh inside I
Can't stand up
And jump I guess we only have one more whistle, so I mean we better listen closely that works
We need a pipe
Nope, how have we heard him listen we don't know where the fuck he is he's cheating gave he's off the map known cheater
Guys it's gotta be these barrels has to be in these barrels
I
Play that again
I just read the chat and she said that you were moving. He's a cheater
Okay, now watch this i'm gonna be
The very best
Ha ha
We're gonna bet on ufc. That's tomorrow. That's right
It doesn't give me a different color
You gotta
I have to forcing you myself
I don't want to go, but there's not enough time.
It takes the entire 60 seconds just to get to my spot.
Ugh, fuck man.
Yeah, I don't- I'm- I'm taken fucked here.
I am also good.
No way I come all the way here and it's the edge of the map.
Somehow you don't like it. You saw me in the eyes like five times in the last ten minutes. Nope. That's not true
I was letting you go. I was feeling bad for you. I'm dead. Why?
Felt bad for you. Felt bad for you. I was I seen you
It's a good friend. That's a good friend. That's the good friend. That's why you take somebody's stretch breaks. I'm done
Yeah, I'm in it. Oh
I'm pretty sure I would never miss
anyone in this game exactly summit miss they stick out they're just like they're
just like you know walls I do there's about to be a guy like right over here
I'm not she had got the bias we need our first whistle right now we should three the
same direction around me all right on me come over here come over here you're right here
right here these propane tanks are looking real suspicious oh so much I
know I'm not a construction worker I was yellow for a red brick dude if I was
Mr. Gimmick and his spot was far away he claims
Peanut what
There was at least three whistles over here
And they're all right here working. Yeah, you ever seen what you ever seen what the the handle looks like on one of these things
No
I think it's just, yeah, I think the handle is just, yeah, I think it just moved out of
I have to be a hider on the map I have a perfect spot I have a perfect spot the best spot you've
ever seen your dialogue you would never find me you would never ever find me
I
Got this let's see how he reacts
Almost feel bad for them summit it's gonna be like 30 seconds. Yeah, I
Feel it could be okay, though, okay, we're about to smoke these fools
I got an ass. Now it's funnier to ask X. I'm going to keep asking X if I get him again.
If I do it to him, they'll catch out of the bag, man, you know what I mean?
I could still hit X with Sweet.
Back to back, like Batman and Robin needed... hell, yeah.
Catch people.
Robin.
Catch people and shoot them and turn them into humans.
Yeah.
Oh
X is already getting heat on him 96. No, I mean different x different x
Has it gone up?
and
.
So does it kind of think about the spot for like the next round
you might be good to do right here
I
Didn't hear whistle fuck I heard some over in my direction
I'll go to the corner a little bit over here
Listen for a whistle in 14
Die I
Oh, I can't believe you.
Violent mind.
You're trying to get some violent mind.
I'm just hiding.
Oh, my God.
It's a lot of them in the same spot.
Yeah, they're all over here.
You've got me.
So I picked a safe spot.
Saves us bullets.
Fuck, dude, they're all invisible.
They're all cheating.
Oh
Lift your eyes to the stars
Exactly what they are
You must be
That's a little hint for you John eggs in heaven
What oh shit, how the hell did you find me? He said lift your eyes to the stars, so I looked up
And what the hell I I didn't know where you were
Exactly what they are
heaven
I'm so sorry mr. You 100% got him killed. What a hundred percent
got him killed you motherfucker. How was I supposed to know the eggs in heaven song?
I'm gonna break the record a worldwide record
he said someone is teabagging him I think it's summit summit.
I don't know where he is man. You got 1994.
I know something and I think I do he's been staring directly at him for the last
He's probably like on the outside of this creator some shit dude
X give us a hint by tell us
And you can lose right here
have a little bit of height but not too much you wouldn't hurt your head but you wouldn't
hurt your feet either I know where he is last okay now my head not my feet he's on our cock
he's on our cock he's on our cock he's on our cock he's on our cock he's on my cock
excellent work acts you're distracting them perfectly they're they
I have no chance. Dude, three thousand nine hundred eighty five is fucking crazy. That
is the crazy. You're standing right on top of him. We're directly on top of him. I'm
going to be so mad when I get cheated. My chat is just moving violently. Oh my god.
Oh my god. He was one of the fucking. What's a Jerry can. Wow.
that was really good. Yeah, I
was in the movies for like, I
got like 30 plus. It's crazy.
That's gotta be a record. 4.7
K. That is 100% gimmick. Where
are you? Are you? Why is that?
God, God, God, was he cheating?
Is he cheating? No, it's a
perfect location. We're going
I have time for trenches.
We got another stinky drink.
Oh, stinky drinky.
There's a lot of maps.
Holy, that was tough.
But it makes me think.
It makes me have a good idea of what I want to do.
That one game, that doesn't update.
You get water.
It starts with an arc
Shit this is in with the
Raiders. Yes. Oh my god. I'm the hunter. There is
Yeah
What was under there I made it the game
No, I'm not updated by just another good crazy. They added like a cool digestive system or
Eat and move so you got a poop and pee. Oh, yeah
And your wife kind of hates you and your kids
Yeah, they're in the rush belt and you have to kind of take care of them and
There's the divorce court and then finally after about four years of that
Then you head into the rush belt and you go top side. Yeah, I mean you think you had to collect a lot for your chicken
Imagine how much you have to collect for your family
just never about 20%
you won't be too much
it's been bugged for months
it's been bugged for months
I just don't win
I don't know how to turn my guy right
I deal with those in real life
I don't need to deal with them in-game too
so lifelike
it's like I'm wearing a VR headset
holy f**k
somebody could be a poopoo
we are these b**chies
Oh, this would be a good spot if you were to have dry he pressed the wrong buttons any
points.
No, I'm gonna get points next refresh you're very telling it.
Oh, wait, it didn't work.
I points that work.
Oh, there.
Oh, it didn't.
This is a good part of the map.
And I thank you.
She might like a little dog.
The points didn't really work.
I just walked right by me.
So what you're saying is that
no different.
Oh, okay.
My nickname is XQB.
Yeah, XQP.
That's a terrible, terrible, terrible spot.
Oh, no.
It wasn't done.
There was another.
And another rust effect.
Which way?
I think here nearby here and opposite as well over there.
I heard one on the ball.
That pile of bricks over to your right.
Somebody would be a brick you're saying.
That one. Yeah, that one. That's where I heard it.
Yeah, that's the one that I was on.
Very peculiar.
Yeah, that's where I was.
Very peculiar.
are you okay? I'm just focused, very focused, he's dead alive.
He had two hours into the stream, he's got it. Okay, I hear him, I hear him, he's over
here, he's over here, he's looking in the shadows.
He's literally on the generator here somewhere. I feel like somebody, well there's two of
I think one of them came from the port of potty's
The port of potty
What is better than a potty but a portable potty
Actually
I guess let me go back to the other way over here so much.
Can we go ahead?
Okay, 15 seconds, 15 seconds.
I'm gonna stay by the portable potties.
The portable potties.
I am so confused.
He's right here.
Oh, dang, I was like, no, that was a good one.
Yeah, you like that one? You like that one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like it.
The other one was over here.
The other one was over here, is your where?
When he's locked up, somebody got found.
Somebody's gonna be like, oh this is probably something funny.
It's just Summit painting himself.
It's hot.
Haha.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Where?
There's one of these shadows.
There's one of these shadows.
One more whistle.
These shadows are killer here, they're actually insane.
More like in a dark dark.
What about the plan for playing back one up though?
Who are you fighting?
Nobody.
Okay, it would be Sir Jonathan.
No.
Somebody else.
My soul in three, hold on, everybody else in?
He's right here, he's right here.
Blue bin, blue bin, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I
in the top corner, what the clips I got sent was you shooting right at the bottom of where
I was.
There's no, there's not limited ammo.
I think it should be though.
That would make it even sweatier.
Can I get paint finally?
I'm going to go grain it.
I want a nice candle.
I wish you could paint, like paint bucket.
I know.
Oh my god, just fill your whole body with one color.
Yeah.
Yeah, any days.
I think we should give 10 minutes of painting time.
Yeah, seriously.
And if you get caught, you have to.
Good one.
Ooh.
See you when I stop me from that one.
I'm interested.
I see acts painting yourself care mostly kids. Yeah, yeah, I get all or not. Oh boy an inquisitive
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
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Give me god. No. he's nearby somewhere on the construction site.
Give me god. No. You're backing yourself. Where are you? Where are you?
Where are you? Show yourself.
Give it. Listen to cameras. The cameras need some work.
Maybe. Maybe here.
Are you a box? Are you a brick? Are you breaking?
Yes, I'm braked. I'm braked. I'm braked up.
Damn.
That won't help you see anything, though.
Oh, he is right here.
Okay, okay.
He is on top.
He is about to get it.
He is about to get it right now.
Oh.
Oh, God, he's so close. I can almost taste it.
one of them has to be here, right? I mean, are you a true-
I thought you were a got you!
Shit, sorry, I thought they maybe might run, or something.
I think he's right there.
Dude, I'm telling you, I thought they were like a porta-potty slash-
I don't see them.
What is right over here, these boxes?
We're still coming up.
Are you sure?
Am I just bad?
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, easily.
Literally right here.
Like, I must be terrible at this video game.
I don't know.
What the hell is he?
He's right here.
I'm telling you, I hear that.
I
Look at that orange barrel
It's a beautiful thing, right
Yeah, I was looking pretty good though. What'd you think of it?
Somebody here is a goat like it literally on what he spends. Ah, yes. I told you I was
trained in the mountains of China. You see the portable puppies. I spent months. I
I know the whistle was directly on me while I was here.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, are you sure there's another whistle?
Wait, wait, was that a whistle?
Yeah, that was a whistle, that was a whistle.
They're right here somewhere.
Where?
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know.
Are you out of breath?
I don't know.
I'm just concentrating.
I'm just concentrating.
I'm just concentrating.
I'm just concentrating.
Ah, Jeffrey, can you get me another margarita?
Thank you.
I'll take it I'll take it to thank you Jeffery Jeffery over here. I'll take one little board
It's about the G E O F F by the way, please at once
He's literally
Massage no, thank you. I'm not I'm not stressed at all Jeffrey. Thank you
He is right here is right
How did you not see this
I DIDN'T REASON!
KILL HIM!
Really?
Yes, I mean, I did not see it at all.
Guys, you're the last whistle.
I think it was near yellow.
I think it was near yellow.
I could be wrong, though.
I don't want to lead us to failure.
We have 34 seconds.
I don't, I didn't hear any whistles.
I have nothing to go on.
I, I, I mean, I think...
Are you here in this like middle area?
I am in the, I am in the middle area.
If I was lying, I'm out of here.
Stop!
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
I can't believe I was on this site.
The gimmick is really close to me.
Oh my god.
Where?
Where?
Are you so serious?
He's a cheater, he's a cheater.
He's a cheater.
Well, are you so serious?
He's a cheeser, he's a cheeser!
He's a cheeser!
I'm playing the shade, man!
He's a cheeser!
Yeah...
Cheeser, that's so cheesy.
But, but, what then?
Fuck you, John.
Fuck you, die.
Shade is busted because you have to shoot it all the time.
Yes.
For real.
I'm just cranking on J-Bob.
He's just shot cranking it.
This is the kind of guy who's just shot cranking it together.
In video control panel settings.
Everyone crank it, same time, go!
You're cranking, cranking, cranking!
i think that that's what we're going to happy home roblox
uh...
uh...
i don't know i don't know if it's a little bit of a story that you know if
this is one fucking house is going to be the worst
it might be a lot of you
research
with a focus on
was what you
that means that it's not starting and so it's not a lot of it
what's machine
starving martin
Roblox is more detailed than this
Actual well-made Roblox games they can I clear some of that triple A's relax
Have you played by the Mount Everest?
Sweet Roblox?
Say sweet.
Oh my god, it's good.
Yeah, dude.
It's...
What's it say, though?
So the thing spells out sweet.
He's a great...
Oh.
The word?
Um, let me show you what he says.
Nope.
He just says sweet.
Oh, okay.
Thank you, sir.
I don't see this dude man.
Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, yeah, I could be.
Okay, if they be shade only one treks they're guns.
That's one of them.
Bang, dead.
Two.
Bang.
I got two of them already.
Yeah, this is gonna be really hard for people.
You
Mine's a little bit cheesy. I'm not even gonna you will never bite me you'll never bite me
Give me are you are you see me?
Oh my god, there's a whole underground area. Oh
I
Said boost me up so I can go to the clouds
No
I'm just grabbing his face and going to the cloud.
Wait, can we go up to the rooftop?
Yeah, we're not.
Oh, there's a ladder.
I'm coming up.
Here we go.
I'm coming in up.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hold on.
I'm just on my way.
I'm going to travel here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry about me, bud.
Don't worry about me, bud.
I'm just going to be.
Don't worry about me.
Don't worry about me.
I'm just going to be.
Don't worry about me, bud.
On the ground, on the ground, I'm sure.
Don't worry about me.
This location, listen, guys.
There's somebody over in this corner here.
Somebody over here...
Something's gonna do like a shade.
Yeah, something is.
See any worms around here guys?
See anybody keeping an eye on the exit?
He's mobile.
Did he get out?
You would never catch me!
You would never catch me!
Somebody catch that starfish!
I think he's still down there, he'll come back down.
There's some spot that I'm like unexplored and I mean.
Yeah, I didn't even know this, if I didn't know this underground area existed, easy-peasy
I would have been down here.
Oh my god!
Yeah, how do we get back up?
Here it is. I would check out with the whistle to be. Oh, I'll never be a kid. I've got like the other guy
Bobby above
Hopefully he's not pressing one to activate super hide. Oh
I'll do that
How does my was V?
No, it's what guys hold on. Let's not let's not rush. Let's grab some snacks here
I really come grab some snack here.
I'm very hungry.
I need some snacks.
I'm gonna grab some snacks.
Make sure the snacks stay in the refrigerator.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That snack is moving.
I looked there though.
Oh, it's alive.
What's that apple doing?
What's that apple doing?
It's just the death throes.
It's just the nervous system.
It should be dead.
I'm trying to make you put a lobster on the pot of boiling water.
That's right.
Leave me alone.
Let him have it, boys.
door dash enter it won't not open it's not working yeah me either then starve oh
they all have these other door dash yeah the map isn't working oh this was not
working oh sorry I could the only thing I do is press for a start I don't know
what happened when I do that right okay uh oh what if you got the map I don't
No, no, no.
Did the lobby change?
Yeah, they made the lobby a little bit different.
Gingy, where the hell are you? Hunch, where the hell are you?
Yeah, where the hell are they at?
Oh, perfect. I'm glad we forestarted.
Oh, did it work? Did it work?
Yes, as long as we're playing in the underworld, we're all here.
Perfect! Perfect!
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait.
There's nothing good about this, guys. It's just black.
Which one was that?
No, but it's just black, though.
I believe that's the name of a hot new brand.
Really?
It's just black.
Oh, okay.
Tired of trying to match your clothing? It's just black?
It's kind of my philosophy.
I'm wondering if that outfit matches this just black.
Which is fine.
Which is fine.
Yeah, that's the subtitle.
Which is fine.
This map is, that is really good, but it's very buggy.
Hey, hold up.
Wait, are you guys actually on the map?
I don't think it's on the map.
Who is this right here?
Yes me anything
Yeah me too
This is a four-star at least we're still in the server could be worse
John we are they John I don't know I feel like X is painted black so I'm out
I can't see anything this man. It's deeply on the map. All I can see is black, which is cool and that I like it
We don't want but we
Hold on. Oh wait, this does x have the map though. Does he does he has you have the map down?
So he has no idea what he's wearing dad
He's right over here and see him right there
Here's somebody's like right here, but I can't
Can you see my
Right here look I can't move it
So, was that even getting on your screen though?
I, I, I, I, I'm not on the map.
See, that's what, where was I, where was I for you to be in that?
Wait, wait, wait, this one's called Last Man Standing.
I don't really know how it works, but,
but we're, we're, we're gonna do it, all right?
I don't know how this one works.
I think this one works differently than the other ones.
After this, we should do a little tour through the OG maps.
Oh.
Love me, love me.
They can behold their beauty.
I
Know no, no, no
LG before the LG before the LG before the LG
Make a energy drink, dude
I'm not gonna play, oh really?
Oh, for fuck's sake
This isn't enough
Almost too easy
Can you hear them?
They seem to be suffering
Oh, they seem to be suffering
They seem to be suffering
They seem to be suffering
suffering. Oh, they know what's coming. You know, it's coming.
Maps probably really cool, but they just know that we're the
hunters. So they're like, oh, man, oh, man, they're not here.
We're fucked. Yeah.
Alright, I kind of have like a special talent. I don't tell a
lot of people about it. But let me guess what you're having for
dinner. Alright, this is just a special talent I have. I'm
I'm gonna say a whole roasted boiled turkey, all right?
A little bit of, with a little bit of aioli.
You're gonna put a little mayonnaise,
you're gonna get a little mayonnaise, mix a little.
Like red pepper in there, call it an aioli,
Bing, bang, boom, you got yourself a meal.
How close am I?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I don't think it could be anyone on the leg that was like half in the thing and it can't
be any of the ones raising an arm because that's not an option that isn't we did.
Oh yeah.
Wait.
Oh yeah.
where's the uh is it space it's not space what's the fucking space yeah there we go
take it to black
let's fan out here ready oh shit they're all here they're all fucking here
serious
Somebody get the military on the line
Black was made by black rock it was
I'm gonna start a war in a random country next week. This is bungee just for
A fun new idea!
Peanut, I just got a random match from a random account on Discord, and it was a generic profile picture.
I thought it was Jinjin again getting hacked, but holy fuck.
Okay, all right. All right, John stop shooting
You're pulling
What do you think
Yeah, that looks right
anything
you need to fan out I'm gonna do a straight line here and everyone stand
Are we cheering?
A little
Some little shit
Not an actual emote emote
Yeah
Don't look at it
The drone doesn't work though
I don't know which one I shot
Where you got it
Hey, X-Jon
Can you come over
I just need your opinion on something over here
Uh-huh
How do you, like shadow
How do you feel about shadow?
Oh wait, that's actually not a first. Oh my god
Wait, there's a whole bunch of people. There's a secret layer in here
There's a mirror map. I said the mirror world. I
can see outline
Well happens in my skin this qr. I am your computer's not shiny. Oh shit
Wait wait, you guys are shiny. Oh my god. Look for different. What the fuck?
They're shiny. Look at the shiny ones.
They're making themselves right now, as we speak.
I scared the QR code. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
Yeah, I have my own swimming coin.
Fuck. That's just one of my big coins.
Black rocks got you now.
I just enlisted in the...
he had no one there
so you've gone to army rangers
yeah
hey now jump
fuck you
if you were a man you'd jump
I'm whizzled
what
oh
yes
yes
Oh my god.
I was on top of the QA code block.
Oh, you deserve that.
Oh, shit.
There is no way.
There is actually no way.
I was just saying, I'd given up already and I was just thinking to myself, like, damn,
it'd be cool if someone, like, made themself look like the block.
Dude.
I got to live in CS office.
This is the map.
Everyone's been waiting for CS office.
Oh, yes.
And you're playing another one
Star
Zoned out was like thinking like this would be kind of cool if somebody did this
You was on top.
All right, fine.
The MLG right before the last game,
up the last game before the last game.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
First of a great new journey.
I was even paying attention to the time.
We only had one second left, for real.
Yes, we made the journey.
I was just out of it.
You should be looking down here for it.
And it, dude, this is not a big creation.
It's literally, literally CS office.
Oh, sick.
This is sweet.
This is sweet.
And dust too. I also think I saw dust on the list. I don't think I saw dust. She might have taken after me. Oh
Yeah, you should have made it a little smaller. It's getting a lot of get away
How do you paint your front
You even wheeled us button to grab the moving camera
I'm talking to myself, sorry.
There's something weird on this map.
Yeah, it's people painting themselves.
There's something weird on this map where you can hear every, like, paint, I don't understand
it.
Can you hear the paint?
I don't think it actually is the paint, but there's some kind of bug on this map where
it sounds like you can hear the pin. Oh, I hear that. Oh, the click, click, click.
I'm going to go B. I'm going to go B site. Okay, okay. Oh. Oh, what do you mean? Oh,
what do you mean by that? Yeah, yeah, what do you mean? Nothing, nothing. I'm just hanging
around doing what we want. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Give me up from our conversation before how well do you think my cars are gonna be?
You're gonna it's gonna be beautiful. I
Yeah
Use your intuition John use your okay, I'm couch
Yeah, I'm on couch side
I
Know whistle, so nobody like nobody even close me here, but I didn't hear I didn't hear whistle at all
Yeah, did you just say yourself again? No
Just one shit themselves
Thanks, and then he gas lights us afterwards. Okay. It was it's let me know
He's boobity boobity boobity
The first one was much louder
those who group together poop
together. I heard that. It's an
ancient ancient story. That's
right. A lot of shadows here.
There's no way. Yeah, this looks
like it's gonna be impossible.
I don't think they're nearby here
Oh my god, okay, they're outside the garage like they're not here. Just get out of here get out of here unless it's not as
Oh
John's cheating John's cheating
Maybe we should let eggs go dude he's shit in his pants
He's after shit
No, I just
It's heinous it's a heinous and I know this map so well, I will be able to easily spot
I will easily spot you people on my own map, you have to go outside as well, it's insane.
It could be over she on top of this thing.
Why am I the only one that could hear some exes shitting?
You're imagining it, huh?
Oh, good.
Good.
Dude, I haven't heard a single I'm stuck on the wall.
OK, are you a pipe?
Well, I didn't see in seconds.
Why would I be? How are you?
I didn't hear it. OK, it's right here.
I didn't hear anything back there now T spawn like I think it was two whistles
It could have been only one. I could be wrong though.
Yeah, if you guys don't know the way, so please just give us one, please.
Okay, okay, I'll give you one. Here we go. Three, two, one, now.
Okay, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.
Maybe after five, two?
Maybe the tree? Oh, oh yeah, dude, he's definitely up in those numbers.
Check the numbers.
and
now it will be more exciting
no he's definitely at the numbers
oh my god
he was shooting me
Okay, we can't go up on a spot like that now oh God, God darn it.
Oh, watch your language.
Oh yeah, that's, yeah, let's keep it for the last game.
We got to poop real bad.
We got to get, we got to get to the second.
We got to get to the second.
We got to get to the fourth.
I'm just gonna go with the code a little.
I didn't say anything. So that's it. You look at your FOV, but you're not looking at where the FOV looks like.
It looks like, you know what I mean?
Yeah. That's...
The lighting in the plane's light is like the... is the way.
Who's the hunters?
It's me and Summit.
I have the blind man in the, in the hole again.
Wait, which one's which?
You're gonna, you're not gonna lie, I promise.
Dude, what the fuck is this color match?
What are we doing here?
It just painted me fucking blue.
Guys, I'm cheating right now, so I'm gonna give a whistle every half whistle you know.
Between the whistles, alright?
Oh, how noble of you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Well, I wasn't done.
I gotta finish painting, it's gonna be weird.
Oh shit.
I'm getting with it. It's not cheating. Fuck you. You're not gonna get any wisdoms
Perfect
Perfect socially conscious painting skin gimmick. Let me hear you say it's still why I could read it
You mean peanut hours, apartment, candle, peanut.
No, peanut owns BlackRock, cancel peanut.
Oh, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
That's right, I'm socially conscious.
I also own Van Gogh, and guess what?
Guess what?
You're going to die of a mysterious cause next week.
For the right price.
For the Las Vegas Hotel.
For the right price.
With the heart of an African artist.
No, wait.
What are you applying?
I'm just like, Doctor, what are you implying?
Yes, I'm saying I killed Dr.
Minger with my connections with Van Gogh and Black Rock.
That is why he died in the last thing.
It's your death.
I'm a serious circumstances with the heart of Africa and 14 miles of black car heroin.
Oh, terrible twist.
Yes, yes, yes.
I give Dr. Minger this.
I'm going to find you.
I love you.
I'm going to find you.
You thank you.
give me would you like me to give you a quick question just a little whistle
Oh, Mr. Gimmy!
Oh, Mr. Gimmy!
Back here!
No!
Dammit!
Oh, Mr. Gimmy!
Mr. P.
Mr. Gimmy!
God, I'm gonna find you.
Dr. Mingus told me in a dream that you killed him. I knew this whole time
He came to me in a dream twice. I did it twice when I killed him
He said in his
thick thick South African accent. Oh
Beast are they not the guild kill me
That's South African if you didn't recognize I didn't recognize it
I was Italian. I was I was like a miss.
I missed therapy. Not the killed me in the lots of Vegas hotel room.
I'm a mysterious.
Mysterious.
14 of my black thought heroin.
No, it wasn't medicine medicine or heroin.
Did I give you a quick whistle, Mr. giving?
I haven't heard a single whistle.
3, 2, 1 whistle.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You would be up in these hills.
You dirty little one.
Oh, you dirty penis.
Ugh.
Oh, your shell.
It's one of those penises you get out of the bag
and the shells.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
In the side there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The trash.
The trash.
It's on the move.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
I
Wistfuls
Yep, that's just too good at this fucking game. Yeah, it is no idea. I mean, I give myself you I
Didn't even hear it
Well, we wish a little died we're still seven more
Yeah, nervous
Did you hear that?
No.
Yeah, it's in the garage on me.
Oh, shit.
Go to the garage, 25 seconds.
Go to the garage, go to the garage.
I don't know exactly where he is.
I see it in my mind.
I have a vision from Dr. Mingus.
I have a vision from Dr. Mingus.
I know where he is exactly.
Did he say, I forgive you, peanut.
I understand.
I understand.
I can see his eye in the garage.
Oh my god
The regular CS office map
You guys are all looking at the wrong spot
Hey, how are you? Wow, that's great. That was good. That was good one.
I was crying just five years ago, and they predicted mechamberian.
They predicted mechamberian. They predicted this game.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't see before the MC, I agree. I agree.
What, you're dead off?
No, I'm not getting off for hours and hours. I'm getting started.
Oh, yeah. I guess XGC is just...
I guess XGC is not going to finish.
Yeah, sometimes these new streamers don't have the
Yeah, I'm talking to you about the clock right over here.
It's the stamina thing.
Yeah, there's new streamers out there.
Once you hit affiliate, you're going to be way more excited about streaming.
Yeah, as soon as you hit affiliate, it's going to be patched.
You have a lot to look forward to.
I'm not going to be this affiliate.
No, no, no.
You got 75 followers.
Are you almost 75 followers?
Hey, that's respectable.
That's good.
I'm gonna take this time in my chat. Shadow, XQC, new and upcoming streamer.
Thank you guys.
I want to shout out XQC as well. New and upcoming streamer guys.
He's trying to hit this way. He's a great contract creator.
He just started last month.
That's right.
Yo, I'm John Jemprever. Thank you guys.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
It's so cool of you to do that.
Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
You know, everybody needs a little help in this world.
the
Alright, I got it. This is fucking horrible. All right, so X this you see all the the last few rounds all the main spots
Now they're gonna be taking chances
You're gonna get sloppy here now they're gonna get sloppy
I feel like they're not prone to leaving a spawn too much because it's a lot of walking it's a big map
I mean, even if you walk, if you be
aligned to it, you don't even make it there.
It's true.
They take the risk, wouldn't they?
I know Peanut likes the outside.
Okay, you stand the ground.
I'm going to go into the offices for this whistle.
You stay near spawn.
I'm going to go to, like, the opposite side.
They also take a picture out of my book.
Fuck.
Oh, okay.
One is near me.
One whistle near me.
Oh, wait.
It was over there.
I received none but somebody near me but I just can't figure it out I wouldn't
either. If I were you, I'm not seeing anything.
John, the worst painting was really bad. Never seen.
I think it should be a free win for the, for the hiders.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute.
Oh my god. Yeah. I was three layers. He's almost done. He's almost done.
get your last. Okay. This is
bullshit. This is bullshit.
All right. The lat dude. So I'm
just gonna be in the I didn't
hear anything. I'm gonna be
garage. No, no, no, I was.
Maybe. Cuz I was nearby. I was
nearby garage. I left side of
the truck. Can I hear a whistle?
No, I feel like sometimes as he lost last round, he's going to copy the strat.
He's probably, he did paint job somewhere for sure, for sure, for sure.
Yeah, he's getting a job somewhere, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, good job.
Everybody here, everybody here, listen.
Hand painted job somewhere.
I hear nothing.
So much gap, hand job somewhere.
What the hell did I do here?
It would not be opposite side.
I used to put pooping on me.
I used to do your web pool or me.
So we're taking a little bit of my mouth.
I can see it because of that.
No, John, you guys see him?
No, no, he's not.
John, John, hello.
Where?
Where?
It's pretty good.
Take a look.
It's pretty good.
What do you think?
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me see.
Let me see.
What do you guys think?
I bet it all.
Dude, if I were to walk in on this.
I wouldn't have seen it.
No way, dude.
Approaching from the inside.
Where are you?
Where are you?
The other office.
Like that side office.
Where's you?
Guys.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
That's good.
I'm gonna go pee pee oh wait no I don't I actually have one more catch a map I'm gonna order
Just like extra do so he can play for four more hours. I'll play my crap. Yeah
Order some door that we are playing for a minimum four more hours
No, it's not
You can't do that. You can't see these do up and coming she was the only she's like two or three hours
Just me it's gonna be it's gonna be a man and dude. It's gonna be worth the crime
Yeah, I'm here in the end game. It'll be so worth streaming a lot more come on
XGC. You do have streaming world. What?
I just started multi streaming on kick. I have six people
watching. I can teach you a thing or two X. Yeah, I would
choose John. Can you give him some offline lessons? I will I
will actually set me up. I'll give you some tips.
Are you free tomorrow to be able to John you give him some
lessons. I can do some coaching. We'll get you there. We'll
get you there. Good. Good. Right. Now you're the last one to
download the map. Maybe I can give you some lessons on
fucking clicking one green button, you stupid bitch.
I don't know the next one.
I can do the next one.
And hold something.
Like the fourth of July.
We're gonna do the silly juice while we wait.
Well, why are we so small I think we're average
Wait, were you just gone for that entire yeah, I'm over stocking. Okay ignore it. Just don't
Oh now this is a Minecraft map. I just returned from my tinkle time. So I missed every I don't know what's going on
But this is this maps good
work, oh, oh
Oh my god
My bad, can you hear me? No, I don't care, but it would have gotten you exposed
Be and make sure the headphones are the bottom right are not red so I'm gonna talk to you guys without hiding
Yeah, X just got back and missed our entire segment of us talking to him, you know.
Right, good.
Right.
Right, come on, someone, someone, stop being blind.
This is no time for a bathroom stretch.
Now it's the time for action.
Who would these bitches be?
This is a good map.
Oh my god, this is a great map.
I like this map.
Oh.
Ditto, ditto.
I
Even made the fire walk through a bowl. Oh my god
Color matches fucking terrible dude
I was just a man of the beauty. I was just painting my squares
Dude, okay. Yeah, yeah, this is the Minecraft now that junk what it was
You know, I think Rex, you're definitely drooling in real life right now.
Yeah, I'm spitting all of my shade.
But it's worth it for the love of the game.
Sometimes before you turn your computer on, when your monitor's still off,
you take a look at it and you realize, like, holy...
Oh, yeah, I have to clean my monitor.
Don't joke twice a day.
I'm not even joking.
Oh, that's a hard job.
I think I see a little bit of grass.
Big job
Yeah, when you sit there with the computer off and your monitor is black and you see reflections turned back and see your piece of shit
You were this
All right, hold on something is wrong with this poo and this fertilizer cup
Hold on
Oh
The pooch walking away. Where's the normal? That's normal. That's I think that's normal that happens
You don't see me you don't see me you pussy
Oh my god, it's not me from the sky. Who's the last one?
me
I thought you were the poop I
Was the poop yeah, who's your last one X and summit there's two or no
No no no no, access access access access.
He's, he's ascending.
He's entered flinstake or never.
I heard him, over, over here.
I gotta gotta get, it's, it's over over uh, like here, over by me and Summon.
Oh, look for any two tree tumors, the tree tumors, I'm not seeing any tree tumors.
We're gonna see.
Why not?
Yeah, we got one more whistle, one more whistle.
He's right here somewhere boys.
It's impossible.
We'll call him our little whistling boy.
I'll tell the histories.
We'll tell it.
I don't see nothing.
Whistle, whistle, whistle.
Oh, he's in this tree.
He's in this tree right here.
He's in this tree.
I'm positive he's in this tree.
There's something wrong about this tree.
I don't know what.
I don't see him, but I'm suspicious.
Mr. Gimmick?
Hmm.
Yes?
I'm over here.
This is going to be interesting.
I'm no Tarzan, but the vibes here are giving a more life.
Oh, my God, dude.
I got the world, by the way.
I got the world, too.
I didn't get to see it.
I don't read.
That was actually a really good drawing, though.
Nice, nice.
I went up that dream didn't see you until I had to follow John's barrel. Yes
We'll play that one again. We'll play that one again. LG for xcc. I'll see before the LG
I did not see you
How many some came by
I didn't think it to you, but no no no somebody's okay. They're just nerfing. That's why I died dark off so much, bro
They're nerfing you
Yeah, so yeah, it's so good
McChicken and Kennedy said yeah
Canadian
I
Had one in Germany, and it was fucking bang
Got the one yes with the chili with the chili on it. Oh my god. They have so many more. It's like a whole different menu
that the um chili the German McDonald's is a different menu yeah oh dude you're
going to Portugal is a whole different thing I'm going to Portugal in like a
week and a half I'm gonna order so much McDonald's in Portugal because that's
what you do when you go to different countries you get McDonald's yep I've
had McDonald's in Spain that's where I'm going after Portugal so I'll get it
dude I would just be in Portugal it's it's dude it's oh god dude get get ready
to fill your belly. I am. I'm going Portugal, Spain, Italy.
Oh. Oh. You lucky. You lucky dog.
So many houses in here.
Any players?
we need to get one early so we get more hunters wait wait wait wait what you
say when you get somebody early so we get more hunters exactly I'm thinking
but you see that's why they pay you the drugs are you out of breath again no
I'm just focused on this focus sorry I'm just focused takes a lot of energy out
of me is it 250 pound peanut wait yeah he's a fucking I'm nine foot six though
Excuse me. I'm not for six. Do you see that video?
If you're not just like, I'm at the battlefield thing with the peanut costume walking down the hallway. No, I see. Oh my God.
He fills the entire costume from from top to bottom. He's squeezing at the
Costume that's my body you piece of shit
Yeah, yeah, he leaked it cancel job
It cancel John. He's a racist
peanut racist
There's some guy on the purple pink spot here somewhere.
Wait hold on, wait a second, I didn't hear any whistles yet.
Yeah, there's a whistle here, I'll add that.
Very peculiar, Mr. X. Very peculiar.
High side, you must be putting in many carrots.
You must love putting carrots in your mouth, don't you?
Actually, I care to my favorite, uh...
...crest of shan.
Just the meat of shape makes me want to...
Dude, I'm not shan.
Oh my...
Swallow them.
No, no, no, hold on.
We can talk about this.
We can...
That's actually good drawing.
We can talk about this.
How do you feel, listen? I could pay.
I could pay. I got an inheritance.
I got a...
I could never pay a name.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh
Got a big chicken in his hand. I someone just told me you can get a beer with your big chicken in Spain
And I'm gonna go ahead everybody I need everybody to say Peter I'm not gonna judge you we're judging you already go
two large fries and five big mac sauces with through DoorNash and that's it.
That's it?
It's kind of like a little white slab there though, you know?
Maybe just brown will be better though.
It was you and for me it was just a little of a game.
It was just a little of a game.
I hear the wishes on the side.
I hear the wishes on the side.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
It would be here at the tree or at the wheat, at the wheat.
I thought we have a tree one of the other or maybe on top of it sounds so far away.
I don't know what you're saying funny man.
He's wedged in between the leaves and the trunks.
I like your funny words funny man.
What are you talking about?
Like right here maybe.
God dude why didn't I hide in the big trees?
No.
No.
No.
Where is that?
I can't get in this.
It was in your bag here. I'm not lying.
What if it made me the tree next to it possibly?
It's what I'm checking right now.
It's not bad.
One of these.
Oh, right here.
It's right here.
We are lucky. We are lucky.
Literally, I mean, I mean, somewhere I can't see them.
What's it? What's it? What are these houses?
I'm just bad. I don't get it.
Oh, no, you're not bad.
You're not bad.
Oh my god.
You just misunderstood.
Stop.
Okay, guys, guys.
The last one's on me.
The last one's on me over here somewhere.
I don't know where.
How close though? How close though?
I don't know.
just in one of these houses I think or right past the houses I heard the whistle I heard the whistle
please lock it again
like somewhere on this peak house or around it peak house around peak house or around it
come on baby oh fuck i'm gonna take it out
oh no no no
Yeah, let's go, man.
I think he's.
Where?
Where is he?
He's right by gimmick.
He's underneath gimmick's fucking toes.
Where?
Look at me.
Oh my God.
I look at like five times.
This is the one piece of me that I shot.
You make us such a liability clown shot.
I
Yeah, I'm here right now, buddy up, here he comes.
He he he.
Oh, he's gone forever.
Wait, where's John?
Is there three of us?
Oh, John.
I was on the roof.
Yeah, Spider-Man-ing.
We really don't want guys.
I want to say what it's like to have an entire fucking lobby full of people.
I can get like eight people in a lobby really quick.
Well, we can just make this lobby public.
That works too.
Let's try it once
Wait guys this hosts on a game server not my internet right cuz I don't want to get D-dots. I mean probably
Yeah, I don't care about that me there. I'll just get D-dots didn't get raise any special talents
Just turn off your headset thing so you can't hear anybody
Oh, you mean to hosting on a public server?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Was your concern with racist people their special talents, by the way?
Yeah, I mean, if we, if we want to fill a server, we can start blasting out.
We could easily fill a server if we wanted to.
Or like, a private one.
A private one.
A private one.
Going for a public is, it's just a, whew, whew.
I don't think I'm getting found.
Well, it's two on two.
Oh, shit.
This is...
I cheated.
I cheated.
I cheated and I'm sorry.
What were you saying, John?
I figured I was going to get found.
What were you saying, John?
That was such a good spot, man!
You were walking into the first fire and you killed him?
You know what? You know the truth.
I hid in the fire the first time and I realized...
I hit on the outside, but I realized that you can actually go in the middle
So it's like oh, I'm just gonna randomly shoot all the flames
Check peanut stream real quick for me
No, he's behind this building.
Oh, there's a little bird in this tree.
The Knicks have won.
Oh, they stick New York's gonna break down.
New York's down.
New York City.
He's New York.
Yeah, stand doors.
If your first words aren't, I love the Knicks in New York City.
What the hell?
What in there?
Did he's moving?
He's inside the tree somewhere dude.
Is he moving?
The whistling is moving.
Oh shit.
Can you guys give me when I talk?
I'm going to talk to the game.
yes hey hey bitches you hear me yes fuck you guys I'm out of here I'm out
here in style see you guys later jumps I still don't see you I'm out of here
I
I'm gonna be in face clan
You have face bags. Yes. Yes. Oh
Bob my cock no good. Please face bags the 40 year old my Daisy
Brightness I guess it's a little bit brighter than normal
Guys, I want to be with face banks. I was just a joke. It was just a joke guys
you shoot like that in Tarkov. Okay. He's just come back to Twitch and he's wildly successful.
West thousand. I think there's a bug on his channel though. He's been getting a few less
viewers lately. I'm not sure what that's. It could be anything honestly. It's a buggy platform.
this twitch
oh i the ah the hot dad
are we doing why are we doing things we have more people we're doing 2v2s
i don't know i don't know i don't make the rules give it
fuck you oh it's such a genji
I mean I could probably
Need people
Shocker
The other game mode
Double does sound like something this is not gonna work party
With four people that are that one game mode you mentioned might not be bad with four
You guys hear X you see fart in that whole night, I heard X you see fart while we were loading in I'm telling you
Dude, I heard his toast is still here.
Booting.
This is a gaskets.
They can be a group of the toilet.
I checked.
I checked.
Clear. It's clear.
Oh, my God.
You are.
Oh, my God.
The main room.
The main room.
Oh, my God.
I got to kind of work faster.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, wow.
one of these robots looks not like the other factory flaw factory flaw
with the other one you come from it came I feel like it was in here but I could
Oh, what's going on back? Yeah, that's the leg of the thing
You got your answer
This is such a tough one
I just like don't want to tell you
This is so terrible.
I don't want to have to say it to Alex, please.
So can you just tell us if you're one of the fucking balloons?
I'm not one of the balloons.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very much, God.
Thank God.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Watch him as he goes.
I don't know.
Five seconds.
Wait, someone has almost no points, except for 131.
Think about that.
Oh, I heard him in very distant.
No, no, no, no, he's right here.
He's right here.
He's right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
This is the worst spot I've ever had.
Oh, he's right here.
Oh, my God.
He is right here.
Look at the things you don't usually look at.
Yeah, the ceiling and panels.
I think he's been ingesting
colloidal silver to help him hide.
I was just thinking that colloidal silver.
He took the way to ride out of my car.
Nice work.
I forgot that I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
I forgot that I'm talking to you.
Oh my god.
You were on foot from him, dude.
That was the worst spot ever.
That corner that you were just in.
I couldn't find spots.
I had a ball.
Where he was was perfect for it,
but where I came in the angle,
the brown of the little beam
was totally off.
I
Think if you cut that at any point it makes you the hunter
Good stuff is what I made this map with this one hunter and the CS office. I was like this is a suck
Hunter and now I'm the hunter I
Want to die?
in heck yes gosh darn diddly-do dang it freaking out on
why is this really gonna be fun here why is dordas allowed to make extra stops
with my food I don't like that paper priority extra can I edit it and make
them turn around and make those people's cold but you can't message them and
threaten them.
That's true.
Pretend they're life, they're messages.
See if you don't get my food in here in five minutes,
I'm going to spit your food.
Yeah, that is what I meant.
Yeah, get your food in here.
Where's that?
Hold on, what is that?
Oh, no.
I'm blocking it.
Timmy, did you mean to do that?
No.
What do you mean?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, you're right.
You don't know nothing.
I'm feeling perfect.
All right.
I'm going to look at yours, but I won't if I get out.
I won't get you.
Oh, oh, oh, you're my fellow hider.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Guys, I thought you were a hunter.
No, no, no, no.
How you guys see each other?
I heard him.
I was that open mic on accident.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You are not where I thought you were.
I thought you were not even close to where I thought you were how do I hear you so well
you was pooping in my mouth right now it's one's poking on it I go silent I said that
why did it go silent when I said that when I said you got it everyone would silent why
We don't want to cancel. We don't want to get cancelled.
I can't believe you would say that.
Just know I'm an ally.
To poke, to freckle to the Irish.
To the Irish freckle. I am an ally.
Guys, I stand with Irish freckle.
You damn well better be, you son of a bitch.
I am an ally. I am an ally.
Son of a bitch.
Stop freckled Asian.
We don't wait.
Stop freckled Irish H.
Yes, there it is.
Put that as a badge in eight banks.
Right now.
Stop Irish H.
Stop freckled Irish H.
Right now.
It's our turn.
It's our turn.
It's our turn, boys, today in fashion.
Somebody queue up Dropkick Murphy's, because it's.
I think I see someone.
Oh, I like.
I'm just pooping in my mouth.
What time is it peanut?
I don't know.
What's up for me?
You son of a bitch. You're in
that room. You're in this room.
I wonder what time it is.
What?
Are you sure? You're taking good
look at that clock being up.
Take a good look at that clock.
I did. I swear.
Why are green I tried like getting this green
I
Was a peanut, please check your email. I will be doing a lawsuit for you stepping on me
Formal request to step on me with high heels
like the spit package as well yes please all upgrade oh my goodness so I think
he's in this room either in here it's like a room here
I
Like he's like a baby outside and above baby
This bush
I
Dude I can't believe you spend so much time looking for me
with John is just UP-PAINTED!
poking at the creepiest!
Are you so serious?
That's why I heard you! I heard you through that hole!
Are you so serious? I'm taking the wishes of the 30 seconds!
Fuck you guys!
30 seconds! 30 seconds!
100! We're going back in! We're going back in!
We're going back in!
I hope that is not me.
I hope that is not me.
I hope it is you.
as far as you possibly can't get from the red go
let's go guys we just do it open a lot of like tons of people
yeah we should once and turn all audio off wait wait wait wait I can't do that
I can we won't know that we just be the hunters I could DM 10 like 10 people
right now and there is 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 people in my discord right now playing
I could get them all yeah yeah dude we could get we get a mega lobby easy without having to go public
Brandon thanks for the bits from earlier man appreciate you brother
yeah takes you guys takes you guys up this round I can just jump in that VC and ask him to play
who no I'll play it's all people on my discord it's like four of my mods and two of my friends
the
of
the
and
the
And I got the chef head on and everything.
You will literally never find me.
You will literally never find me.
Aber.
Not in one billion years.
You can literally look until the asteroid hits and humanity is blown into bits
And you would never ever
ever ever ever ever in a million years
I mean uh, whistle
even the hint of me
whistle
Fun
Just dead pussy. No you didn't. Is it in? I pressed it. I swear to God.
He's gagging us
How much shitting in my mouth? I know what you were talking about this whole time.
You guys hacked to find me, right?
Oh.
So much.
and
billion years
six and three
He's cheating.
How does John have a miss spot ranking? Didn't he start as a hunter?
No. Not I didn't.
Oh.
You find me.
Stop it.
Hey, John, you sure all those paper towel rolls look normal?
One of them a little more rounded than the others.
Hey, John, you sure those chairs have the right number of legs?
Trust me, I know my cock chairs. I checked them all already.
I hate this guy.
Oh, summit.
Look at that beautiful painting there.
Is that how it's supposed to look?
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think I'm going to get
something.
Yeah.
What the hell's going on here?
Is that a copy machine?
Really a copy machine?
They're like this way.
Dude, it's right out here.
Got to be.
Oh.
Oh.
I mean.
Oh, I'm
it what yes oh that's close dude I'm just like a fucking live dude you find me
I'm off that's a good spot that's a good spot dude he's just in this right next
I was in the plant
I can get should we just just send the code to everybody that's in my discord right now. It's 10
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Yeah, give me the user and pass it to the room
And then have them watch my stream and then whatever my whatever we're back at the lobby
You know
There's a shit I've been watching stream during it
No
No, not there yet
Are we a streamer winning them?
Yeah
I'm just gonna press the wrong fucking button, so...
I don't know.
I
Cheetah cheetah pumpkin eat a madder game a time whistle madder game of stream
I'm not even a madder gamer
I'm not even in there
Pumpkin eat a pumpkin enjoy a stream type of metagamer
So true I knew it
What's the max lobby size
24
We should make a new lobby so we can keep using yours because you've used the same one the last three times we play
This one max is 10 right now. Oh, so we have to make a new one anyway
Oh, you should listen after this round, we'll just get it would get 24 guys in here first
We define these whool against first mr. gimmick and mr. Summit. They had no yeah now max from
They beat their painting skills are exemplary in reality they have some
I'll find them and kill them.
Hee hee.
Fuck you, Mr. gimmick.
Fuck you, Mr. gimmick.
Fuck who died in a hole.
In the game of course.
Not in real life, boys.
Well, I will die in a hole.
Who amongst us wants to be left outside in the...
In the corner.
To be eaten by crows.
The crows.
I haven't heard a single whistle.
They do get ravenous.
my whistling one time please
did he whistle did you whistle it i don't think they did
that's a stupid thing i've never had listen listen listen listen
i have a locked in one two three four five six seven
you did i just did i hear a single whistle i have eight confirmed
I'm just going to confirm. Okay, give him the password of username.
Well, of the new one. Yeah, well, it's going to be same as 18-metre.
He's in the garage. So, when I'm telling you, I heard it. I heard it.
He's in the garage. He's in the garage.
He's in the garage. Sorry, he's in the garage. He's just going.
I'm not sure if I'm going to
get it.
Oh, we got someone Jennifer's
here. Someone's working on the
car and then the car may have a
flat. Someone is working on it.
Don't worry, someone is working
on it. This bad boy should be
here working on the car you came for the wrong way you got to come from this
you got to come from the other way you gotta come from the other way yeah like
that to that what do you think pretty good
they're from this way it looks like you're doing college to next to the
Yeah, you're not wrong, you're not wrong.
I was hoping...
Yeah.
I didn't even hear that whistle.
I didn't even hear that whistle.
Guys.
This is just easy to me.
Okay, alright.
I hate them.
But you sit there and your ivory castle thinking you are so cool so fresh so smart
But me I remind you
Fuck you die. Mm-hmm. Tell him John back me about this one. I'm doing die
Where is he?
I don't even see him still be giving more you
You've got to be fucking my asshole 30 times with that.
Oh, and it would be a pleasure to do so.
Oh, yes.
Are you so serious?
That's your ultimate hiding spot.
What's the meaning?
Fucking gimmick.
This was just a little thing to me.
Oh my god.
I got a fucking mic from the corner.
Yeah
He's makes it here. Yeah, he's here for his revenge on
We're
They already hate me enough please please please please I try to play fortnite once and they fucking hate me
I switch side of me, shut the lobby, shut the lobby.
Yeah.
I'm gonna reset the lobby.
I'll reset the lobby.
I will fire more of that when we'll join.
We're getting more people in.
Oh, shit balls.
Alright, Max Players is 24.
This is not guaranteed to work, but may be
stable depending on the host CPU and connection.
Perfect.
Okay, wait.
That whatever this server is based off my computer you sure these guys aren't gonna like fuck me anything, right?
I can vouch for me too except except for one guy, but I'm not gonna tell you
As my internet goes down it's because what do you fuckers let it an evil person all of mine
Do we need to god it's gonna be a nightmare. Do it. Does everybody need to go are you?
I'm always I'm always offline on steam I don't care
I'm not that good at computers does that actually mean it's hosted on my computer does that just means my computer runs it
It's also the survey dude. Everybody I'm inviting is not smart enough to be able to find out what the fuck you're talking about
So I can't imagine the game in 2026 would I think the reason that left for dead it is because it's an old-ass game
But I don't know I don't know
Is the server back we could just tell someone else to host it
I'll host it. I don't get it. Wait, okay. Honestly, I gotta want you to host it. I do
not care. I will host it gladly. You hold from the room. Okay. Same. You say it back.
Wait. Oh, you don't have any of the maps downloaded. Nope. None of my people, all my people are
We're good. All right. Okay. All right. It's always all the people are cool. We're good. Yeah
I'm looking it over double checking
Yes, just that one just said can't confirm I'm dumb. It's just that one
Yeah, do you want me to have someone else else it all is all it's fine
Do I have to purify too? Yeah, everybody purify. I mean, I'm fine. I
I just I just gotta need us recently so I've got a hesitant to host things
I don't fucking like appear offline you just a press shift tab and then you press
on your friends is the bottom and then you click on your name and press be offline
let's do a different lobby too because this case well I haven't even started
lobby yet I'm waiting for that line just change the password on the lobby
oh all right of course of course of course
I
Here's the new password right here gentlemen the new password take it to all of you find gentlemen. Oh, oh
So
This password is
You watch it. I'm starting to serve it. I'm sorry to say it same same room name
But that password is safe room name save room. You're gonna you couldn't have trimmed a couple words off that Jesus
It's very secure as well. What happened? What'd you say to me?
Closey is on his way as we speak. As we converse, as we converse, he is on his way.
All right, we need to save a spot for him. Yeah, I'll just kick someone in my group.
But we have 24 slots, so I
Yeah, I yeah, that's considering if all of us don't leave I only invited I only invited like 40 people
I'm like I like no computers, but I don't know computers like computer computers. You'll be like hacker wise I
Think even though it's hosting on my computer
I think that games can still conceal my IP even though it's also right
anyone that knows computers can you help me with this just because I'm hosting it
can't the game still hide the thing hello
hello no yes you're good
hello welcome and how are you on this fine day I'm using the password you're
You're a legend. Hello, Mr.
Cloak. See, oh, welcome in. How
is Elbin ring? Oh, it's great.
Honestly, might go down into one
of the best games I've ever played.
Have you played it before?
Hot take alert. Nope.
First time. Would you consider
yourself an Elden Man? No, not yet.
I'm so fucking terrible. As soon
Uh, angry server.
What the fine fuck is that?
The pastor of the lobby.
Yeah, it's very secure summit.
It's very secure.
Pina, what the hell is that?
Is that the lobby name?
What's the lobby name?
The lobby name is the name of the one that's new pathway.
OK, gotcha.
Hello, T.
Mr. Oh
Top one. I'm so sorry. I'm so late
Yeah, asshole
I've been watching I want to join fast. We're fine. Okay. I'm like I'm searching and it's
You do not like these are so
Cloxy it's not yeah
the room
It's a message you look
Private people ample name plate private server. Okay
He's everything
Did you
It says searching for server, but I don't see it
Yeah behind there a bunch of my people are behind Wendy's message you cook
know in your in your discord yeah yeah yeah you can chill there all right that's the password
let's go out this sample name put shit
time right by the Wendy's not here in this room right next door right next
door that I said that there's a lot more people in there I wouldn't have said
that that was a stupid anyone of these discord not in the game speak right now
or forever hold your penis.
Hello, he's me.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Pressing search server and nothing's coming out.
Close your door, I got you.
You just fucked up.
Bill, I have your roll call.
Let's see if you already have 24.
Maybe that's why I can't join.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
It's kind of hard with this American flag guy
throwing another map.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 17.
Oh, you know what, you know what, you know what?
Like 17, you can still join.
Yeah.
I can't see anyone's name.
It just says sample names.
Name.
Yeah.
Hopefully when it reloads, I'm gonna be a stinky drink.
I miss you.
Is that John?
Yeah.
Hey, buddy.
I'm sorry.
I heard you in game two.
It sounded like what's up?
What is going on in the discord?
Oh my God.
There's a thousand people in that.
I mean, are you in?
Hey, how'd you win?
I'm in brother.
I'm here.
Let's run.
Hey, how do you play this?
Don't touch the walls.
I'm going behind Wendy's.
I'm going to go behind that.
Hey guys, if everybody in this game hear me,
don't touch the walls or the pillars.
Don't touch the walls of the pillars.
You can suck it in and suck it in forever.
Oh.
Don't touch the walls or the pillars.
That guy said the n-word seven times.
I was only there for four seconds.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Don't go behind Wendy's.
Well, he told you to not go in that discord.
Why'd you go in there and start sling splurge?
They were slinging.
He said, have them join the discord and I'll drag them out.
I don't know what the hell.
I'm playing a race in the hell.
Jack, that was an audio glitch.
Everybody's going to drop right out.
How do we do that?
That was an audio glitch, guys.
The hell is happening.
Hey, you know that?
I can't do myself a game, so, guys, you're going to listen to me talk to this guy, but I'm sorry, everybody.
Oh, my God, what is happening, bro?
It's a bad idea for me to have to stop.
I don't want to talk about it.
I got turned off voice comes before it's too late.
I can't turn off voice, Scott.
I'm walking till everybody comes out.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Marlin is the only one that has down the hatch with the foreside.
Forester, forester.
Forester, forester.
Forester, forester, forester.
Come on Marlin, come on Marlin.
You!
You!
All of the people I invited here I'm so sorry.
You're gonna get my peanut.
How dare you.
How dare you.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Give me your peanut.
Ha ha ha.
Peanut is dead.
I said, how do I meet people make sure the the symbols on the bottom right are red V and B
have to be at B everybody.
These your own Mike.
What are these maps with these maps?
Don't go into the walls.
Yeah, don't touch the walls.
What is this map?
I don't know where to go.
It's a horrible map.
That's why it's so beautiful.
This is terrible.
I don't know where to go.
Tell me where to go, guys.
Please help me.
Please help me.
Believe, just believe.
That's all you need to do.
It's a belief-based.
It's a belief-based map.
Oh, oh.
I guess this is where we show the people the map.
Why am I buried?
some are falling there
the old space didn't go up
wow marlin
why is someone pressing the fucking button?
that one streams life so...
murdered it's a terrible color
It's not gonna work
What the wait you guys that what you guys had is he bring you this just go the hot day?
No, no, no, we're all hiding. Oh my gosh. It's not gonna funny wall
Hey, we gotta make a promise if one of us become the hunter. We don't write each other out
Okay deal deal. I'm in a honey. I do deal deal deal. All right, bro. I'm on top of a fucking roof right now
I have to be so bad. I have to be so bad. I'm sucked into some milk. I don't even know some kind of product
Excellent work, Clancy. I fell through the mat
It's a good idea. Oh shit
my confidence on my location is starting to wane yeah I'm so scared it's
It's just because this fucking paint is broken.
Dude, what is what is going on here?
Oh, my God, there's 100,000 people behind the windies.
Really bad move gimmick.
Those are really bad.
I was just working with the information I was given.
Oh, I'm gonna be so much shit I'm gonna give.
Oh, they're gonna give you hell.
If you help.
If I was gonna help you.
I'd be pissed, dude.
That's what it is. Prank, it's a prank, guys. It's a prank.
I'm going into my chat and seeing if any of these people are in there.
My little inward prank.
Oh, jeez, you can only do so many of us in a trap.
It's a trap.
What the heck are we talking about?
I didn't say it.
I'm in the clears.
Tell me, where are you at?
A line of timing.
I'm pretending to be a broccoli.
Whoa.
Oh, I gotta find this broccoli.
Dude, I haven't even explored 75% of this store.
Is anyone's discord dead yet?
No, we're all still alive, bro.
How many hunters are there? Oh, shit.
There's currently seven.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
They would never find me. I am so hit in the wall.
They would never find me.
Fuck, I'm in a fucking wall again.
I hope there goes John. John, don't run us out.
I won't. I won't. I don't even know where you guys are.
Yeah, I'm winning bro, let's go
Cookin all points right now. There's so many. I'm just gonna
Wait, how do you have so many points? I just can't cuz people hang out around you and not find you you get points
thinking about food. Yeah, it's cool. They just added that. That's so cool. So you get rewarded
for like being kind of hidden if people don't see you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I just got
found and I was watching the guy that found me and it looked like he was acting clueless on purpose.
I think that fucking was watching. That's what it was. That's what it was. That's what it was.
You guys huh? Where is he?
And then he looked who was it?
I don't think I'm gonna get caught
Y'all should probably be in the fight 9 times last game
Oh maybe
I don't know what the reason is
I'm sure
Oh it's guys
Your guys are in behind Wendy's spam in the N word
No they're not the ones saying it
They might answer the stream
They're not there to make them
Oh my god, my guys might happen
Okay, I don't know about that one Marlon's a little sketchy there. I think he's straight
I
Marlin was the one who's mapped it loads, so I think he just was walking into an empty map so you could just see everybody
Touch excellent excellent work my friends
You can't say that.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Is this Gucci from Rush?
Yeah.
He's just on a couch sitting there with the word don't on his chest.
And he's stuck behind Wendys right now.
What?
And he's staying there because there's a bunch of racists there.
We'll go to the CS office.
He'll save him.
He'll save him.
We'll go to CS office.
We'll go to CS office.
Yes, yes, yes.
the map. Wait, wait, wait,
your mic and jump on it out of
the map. Everyone who's
stream sniping download this
map. They should be doing it
here soon. We gave that black
cow gives me again. Yeah. Oh,
Chloe. No, that's Chloe. She's
such a sweetheart. She sounds
like a terrorist. She is, but
So every now and again, you got to get a little
terroristic.
That's fine.
That's fine.
It was Ali.
Who's Ali?
Is that your guy?
Oh, yeah.
That's even worse.
Is she in her chat?
No, I'm just getting with it.
That's Ali.
Is she also a terrorist?
Might be, dude.
Oh, my God.
I surround myself with good people.
Oh, my God.
Where was she in 2001 on 7-11?
You don't want to know.
That's when it gets spicy.
All right guys, that's my good hiding spot. It's mob
Brought Genji's mob
Hello
I
Doesn't work. I can't unmute it's just like it's yeah, it just breaks up
You have no what mr. Hutch no idea
Oh, I just heard someone really really HD
Oh, they're in discord. Oh wait, Foxy. Oh wait, that's from rise. It's Foxy from rise.
No, Foxy. It's Daisy. Oh, it's frickin' honey.
I can only see the first ladder tonight. Not bad, guys. Not bad, guys. Sorry, frickin'
honey.
Foxy also, Foxy is trapped behind Wendy.
That's your fault.
That's your fault.
That's your fault.
That's your fault.
I'm gonna do a slur counter, she gets the 50 and we'll drag her in.
Oh my god dude, I'm never gonna get the end of this.
Oh god.
If she gets 50 slurs, we can drag her in.
And they have to be different slurs, they can't be the same ones.
You gotta get creative.
Oh no.
and
and
all I hear Jennifer in game
and Mike sounds awesome
Let me hack the main frame.
I hacked it? No.
Yeah, yeah you did.
Peanut let's me come in here and bother him.
Sweet man, what a sweet man. I'm always saying about peanut. What a sweet man.
What's what did I was in this thing? What did I do?
You're so dick.
Sweet man.
Would you watch?
How did you know?
I haven't sucked dick in at minimum 30 minutes.
He's been so long.
It's been so long, it's been so long!
What is this paint match thing? Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
I am in not a good spot.
I have had I have had like five people look straight at me well I am there is
like a hallway and there's a little shadow and I'm just on the wall next
to a door in this hallway just just chillin and there's like horrible lobby
so I want to see some of you I won't kill you if I get out I'm in a planter box
I've painted the leaves on my body. It's working.
Here, I'm just going to change here. That works too.
That is not a good spot by any means. It's a terrible spot. It's a terrible spot that's working.
You got redemption for your
Last time this was only discovered because they randomly shot
It's insane
All I'm about to whistle right next to this guy it's over for me, jeez
What else I don't know it's over for me. Oh shit
Thank you good pain. I can't show much anymore. No, don't show me. Don't show
Let's hear you alive. Oh my god, dude. Look how many hiders are still alive
I don't know how much longer I can do this lobby with a hundred people
I'm scared. I'm scared. There's
17 by me right now. It's a
totally different game. I am in
like I wanted to try to get
points. I'll try to farm points.
Oh my god.
We are changing up the game
They won't injury 50-50 half of your abs.
Cut!
Dammit.
Look at me, I didn't leave.
Dammit, that's so good.
That's so good.
You just drank a lot of the weed.
I didn't look at the line.
Fuck you Jennifer, fuck you.
You're my favorite that leaves on my body.
Look at this guy.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
I painted that.
I got a spot, Chad.
You deserve to live.
You deserve to live.
Oh my God.
I wasn't painting until like 60 seconds before the end of the round.
I got a fucking spot.
I got a spot.
I got a spot.
I got a spot.
I got a spot.
I got a spot.
I got a spot.
I got a fucking spot wasn't done painting. Did you live something?
Not dad. Well, I was whistling trying to test my my painting skills. You know, son, they spot me pretty
All paintings can suck
This is the voice chat is dog shit.
This guy painted a butt on his character.
That's me.
That's my butt.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How do you download the map?
Oh, mother.
You're the only one that hasn't downloaded the map.
This is super embarrassing.
Everyone's laughing.
Oh my god.
Everyone's laughing.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't give game shit.
I'm just laughing at you.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I don't give game 10.
I'm going to everyone's laughing at you.
You say, oh my God.
It's my honey.
Oh, now they're saying slurs.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
They're saying slurs.
Oh my God.
They're saying slurs.
How do I download it?
And also, oh my God.
Everyone's saying down with honey, down with honey.
Oh my God.
You should hear the in-game voice that everyone's like cooking you.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is so amazing.
This is so bad.
This is so bad.
Oh my God.
Both of you guys can suck my ass.
Smiley, thanks for the fiver.
The two fivers, the three fivers,
you fucking doofus, I appreciate you better.
And the broccoli was good, right? You like the broccoli?
And yeah, the bottom of my feet. That was a good call.
That was a good call. That didn't work.
Lock in, lock in. I got a spot
in my brain right now.
Me too.
Did the same app?
I think so.
No, I'm a hunter.
Oh, I'm a hunter, too.
There's a lot of you.
I'm hiding with you.
I'm hiding with you.
Come on.
Yeah, I would be out of here.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
There's a shit.
How many people are hiding?
Ten be dead.
Dead be dead.
We can see each other now.
Yes, yes, yes.
But when you're dead, you're dead.
You don't become a hunter.
Yeah.
That's your guys with me and CJ.
Hi, Mr. Goosey.
Fuck you, Mr. Goosey.
Yeah, fuck you, pussy.
I'm just letting you guys know if you haven't found a spot yet, no pressure.
You have 25 seconds, plenty of time.
I have not even began to do spot.
Don't worry, your painting seals will be there.
We won't be in the building in that quickly.
So you have 10 seconds.
Oh, no.
No pressure, you're fine.
Don't worry.
Remember, F to get your paint up there.
Okay.
Hey, Java, I'm dead.
Hey, Java, I'm dead.
F spacebar?
What?
Back to back?
If you press F then spacebar,
you'll go into your paint settings
in a super secret mode.
Can you see me?
I'm trying to catch people off guard.
My bad.
Hey, Java.
I actually have a good spot.
I have a great spot.
You're so bad.
Yeah.
That's up this line.
All right.
You're so sad.
Come look at me. We're on the corner.
You don't understand.
You think you're so fucking funny now?
Do you see me?
We're on the corner.
Come on, come on.
Take a look left.
Oh, see you're gonna find me.
Oh, I'm so fucking dead.
So you're fucking dead.
You're so dead.
You're so you don't know that.
I'm gonna scream.
Oh, I'm here to hear.
Oh, fuck.
I know this guy.
He's fucking Canadian.
He's cheating if he kills me.
No, no.
good spot. That's so good.
Yes, you. You look great. Bad news, though.
Goosey is sitting right next to you and playing side, which might actually be good for you.
Yeah, that might dodge your whistle.
No way. Wait, so you get it? Wait, is this a game where you can see each other?
No, look at Goosey P, look at Goosey right next to you, they don't see him, but they found him.
Oh, I won't tell Goosey that you...
Bro, where is everyone?
Dude, this guy, Coloxy Stefan, this guy is putting Coloxy on skates, and he has maybe the worst hiding spot I've ever seen.
Wait, where's Coloxy?
look at look at my screen hutch and
We'll choose you guys look see on fucking skates. Oh, no
What is happening?
I don't know what I'm looking at right now. Are you looking at the screen?
I
Yeah, we do a hundred twenty-second whistle for Temmie dead. Oh
oh jiggie josh is putting the moves on him
oh my goodness his spot is impeccable
wait I realize why they found me I was fucking talking in game I'm an idiot
fuck I was talking game the whole damn time
oh my gosh
Oh, I didn't find me!
It's red on or off.
Red is off! Red is off!
That's how I got something earlier.
Fuck you, Josh! Fuck you, jiggy-jies!
What? How?
Josh is over here!
Josh is over here in the pool!
I was saying something. That's how I found you earlier.
You were talking in game right next to me.
Oh, yeah.
Who else is still alive?
Jiggie's house on the pool.
three still three still up if we check the tree oh my gosh John are you on the
surviving team yeah look look at my look at my can't hurt something oh my god
dude you're gonna you you thought MLB draft was cool wait so the guy you're
doing pretty good mega chameleons
out honey honey that's incredible wait I can't see honey so good this is
bullshit I don't believe it holy shit oh my god if I get it oh my god I'm against her
oh oh I thought that was your spot oh hey she's definitely up here on these
things right has to be there's no other place I don't even know what she was in here
She is. She is. What's my god. You hear another whistle. She's cheating. She won that one. Oh my god. Oh my god. I stared at that. I stared at that.
Come here. I'm gonna shock them buses for the rest of my life.
was
he might as well be a daisy player with fucking 300 skills like that that's crazy
oh my gosh i'm blown away can't be
alright everybody listen up i just want to remind you of our game league fuck you
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck everybody. Fuck you guys. Fuck everybody. All right, good. Every 12th word.
No, I can hear you go like that. Every 12th word actually went through.
Fuck everyone.
None of that got the message. You start the damn lobby. Nobody got the message. Nobody got the
We're going you know what you know what we're going mine to craft
Right here right now
My god honey download the fucking math. Oh my god. I have it downloaded streaming. Oh my god
Why is honey thinking it's a long time to download it? It's downloaded
Oh my god, dude, this is
Not checked behind Windy. Do not enter. Do not enter the Windy's area or the surrounding property.
A 10 square mile radius. There's bombs. Bombs all over the place over there.
Look at it go. You mentioned it. All the racists are joining again.
All right. I'm starting to think you might have an in with those individuals.
Yeah, Mr. gimmick
Answer in your calls. Yeah, that was like the fucking Batman symbol now. There's a hundred people saying a slur behind Wendy's
He snuts
in the game, of course.
You forgot to turn the camera off.
Um, I'm Irish. I can't be racist.
That's true. That's true.
Stop freckled Irish hate.
Guys, let me hear you say it. Let me hear you say it.
Stop Irish freckled hate.
Stop Irish freckled hate.
Are you an ally?
Are you an ally?
I am an ally!
I am an ally!
Lock it in.
Oh brother.
This is gonna be a slam-dug.
We gonna get this easy boys. Don't you worry? Don't you worry boys?
Is everybody here hot?
I'm a hot guy watch this hot day not me
I'm telling you, someone is in the bushes or the fire.
There's no way to tell you.
I am in an absolute bullshit spot, but I had to do it because I'm slowly helping
all of my people escape Wendy's.
I wonder if anyone's under the map.
Like I did.
Do the crane shot like I did.
It's a little bit of a fudge.
Oh, my God.
Oh, who is this?
Yeah.
Got Mr. Goosey.
Dude, I am hidden like a fucking green beret behind enemy lines right now.
Nobody's finding me.
Peanut up on this fucking stupid tree looking idiot.
That's just I'm a hundred.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I know. I'm watching you.
He's shit.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll do better boss.
Oh, I don't wish I had myself up in this tree.
This way to go.
Have you some Picasso's pussy in this game?
You know, Ploxy hasn't said anything in the discord.
Do you think he do you think he's the one who went behind?
100% he heard it. It's Saturday. He's in his stomping grounds
Oh, I'm fucking blind I'm taking out of the map
Okay, nevermind
Wait hold up wait I think I can cheat. Hold on wait a second. Can I cheat?
Now everyone's jumping off the map. Wait hold on wait a second. Wait hold on wait a minute.
Hold on wait a second. Wait a minute.
I
Drinking honey you are so far from where I am you suck
That's because you stink I don't want to be with you yeah exactly your way
But cheeks hanging out yeah
I
Summons pretty are you okay, buddy?
And here's six one people he comes the way some of 15 say it's
Honey check on summit right to your left check out. She's okay. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Holy shit
The first thing I see is a butt
Oh my god, there we go, there we go.
We got you in the bed.
Missed you on the set.
You made a good game.
I remember that from the first game.
I remember that from the first game.
Oh my god.
Oh wait.
What kind of stuff that guy's spot is?
Black cow?
No, Tyler's so pro.
That's usually five.
Oh my god.
Wait, Hunter, are you looking at it?
Looking at it. Sorry about that dudes. We're good now. I'm looking at it. Come look at mine
Were you at that way that way that way?
And then pull a U.E. Oh
Is everybody out
Him excuse you behind you
Of course, everybody's in a fucking tree!
I'm declared.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, okay.
I see you.
It's pretty good.
Oh, my spots.
Stop.
Guys, we are going, we, you know what?
You know what?
I've got a new map for us.
I've got a, I've got a new pristine...
Pristine!
Excellent map for us.
We are going to do...
A simple...
Casino of illusions. Oh, yes
Do you want to see my contusions, I'll take you to the casino of illusion
Oh my God.
Ah, thank God.
That was a close one.
I'm not talking about this.
Talk Twitter off.
Talking about tacos and Viagra.
Oh, not Viagra Blacks again.
Take me dead.
Here, listen, dude.
If I had a nickel for every time there was a Saturday night
where I did Taco Bell and Viagra.
Oh, I would be a millionaire.
I'm doing a honey pack.
I'm doing a honey pack right now.
Popping for Viagra and having two cheesy gordito crunches.
Now you're in for a good day.
You're in for a good Saturday night.
Let me tell you, you're hard.
You're pooping.
You're enjoying delicious tacos.
What could possibly be better?
Nothing.
What could possibly be better?
Even the aroma of croissants in Italy.
Right up on through the ground.
Paris style.
Why the fuck are we doing this map, you crazy?
the pair yeah yeah i can't tell you in italy that's
i love that i don't know geography that i love the paris tower in island
i'm sorry i'm pleased not ten places to visit
yes i'm fine i'm fine even though it doesn't work
map doesn't work map doesn't work we can't map doesn't work
we mean it doesn't work it doesn't work
What do you mean?
I mean, are you just hitting him for five seconds for him to see it?
The map does work.
He's on the map.
He's on the map.
I didn't see his face.
What the fuck?
You see?
We're on a different map than you guys.
We brought a legitimate different map than you guys.
I'm not even joking.
What the fuck?
We're on the other one where there's a bunch of standing guys.
Just kidding.
We're on.
What the fuck?
We're on a different map.
You guys are on the wrong way.
Oh my god, it's a bloodbath.
Is there any other map?
What the fuck?
Come on, you have a plan.
Something good about you is giving me wrongs.
It's not keeping you right.
It's going to get me on the very wrongs.
No!
They didn't say anything.
They didn't say anything.
They didn't say anything.
They didn't say anything.
They didn't say anything.
Ah, yes.
No Casino of Illusion.
It was all an illusion.
We're going to the Pigman Hotel at once. At once we're going to the Pigman Hotel. Guys,
do you guys like the 10v10s or do you like the two starters with infection?
The starter with infection? Yes. Agreed.
All right, dude. We should do a ping one lap.
Yeah, that's awesome.
What? You crazy?
I-I'm insane!
Ooh!
You're scared to be found. You got gear for here.
I don't have gear for you.
I don't have gear for you.
Dang it, Hunter. Again?
Oh, what the fuck?
Aaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaah!
Is it because I can't have fucking Viagra and Taco Bell?
Yeah.
Yeah, no Viagra and Taco Bell.
It's just way too much.
You can.
Don't let anybody tell you you can't have Viagra and Taco Bell.
Yeah.
It's just...
Thank you.
would have that's right too much i appreciate you i don't appreciate gimmick all of his friends
are spamming the n-word and behind the way no no this is a heinous uh and uh you'd misinformation
campaign hmm not what i heard when i joined behind the bendies oh no i'm gonna do this i'm
never gonna live this down
uh... did you fucking laugh at that dude
you fucking laugh at that
piece of shit
What if you laugh at that?
Yeah, it did freeze.
You know, you know.
No, don't tell me that.
Don't tell me that.
I am free.
Oh, it's back. It's back. It's back.
Peanut, since I'm a hider.
Fuck. Do I get infected or what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well, I can't remember.
Like, are we how are we playing this?
Is it the two starting or did you join?
You joined. Yeah, you joined again.
Okay, nevermind nevermind nevermind I was gonna go try to find where you are
This is not gonna work
Oh my god
Oh, please
Please look at where I'm at if you're not affected
Can we see you?
We can see everybody sharing screen
Oh, oh, oh my god
I'm not no, okay. Well, when you look at that angle, but
We looked dead on
I'm not gonna fight anybody.
Huch.
What?
What the fuck, Ronald?
Oh my god.
Oh wait, they're mine.
You can't see me.
I'm gonna share my screen, Huch.
Okay.
They're with you.
No, I'm not.
This is your magnum of this, Huch.
This is your magnum of this.
This is your moment, dude.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
This is your Magnum Opus.
This is your moment, dude.
I'm on my Magnum Opus.
I'm on my Creamy Lacrum.
No one will ever find me in the Billy's.
You have no idea what I'm doing right now.
No one will ever find me in the Billy's.
You have no idea what I'm doing right now.
This is incredible.
This is my best work yet.
This is my best work yet.
This is my worst one yet.
Oh my god.
Oh
You weren't your right side
Celebrating
Fuck I don't know what to do. What do they see?
I'm more would
at least you don't have much freedom except for real nightmare.
They're gonna see way more wood.
Oh, hello.
I'm overestimating how much blue they're gonna see.
That was close.
And I just see a tad blue.
No!
It's a bloodbath.
This map is so fucking small.
It's the right kind of map though for this game.
Dude, honestly, I'm glad Kloaksy joined up.
I thought you said that you're cheeky, you know.
I hate myself.
Kloaksy's brought up some good points tonight.
I like it.
I couldn't figure out how I wanted to do that.
See if he's still playing.
I don't know.
I don't think he's in the server.
I don't think he is either.
I'm just blasting everything I see five left wait one last whistle I don't even see on my
screen it says nobody's left I see she people have yeah Peter look at your points dude people
are fucking all over you I died yeah I believe myself as a pig when I put myself next to
I don't know. I just killed one.
Oh, okay.
I decided all in here.
Yeah.
Check balloons. Nice.
Oh, coachy is here.
My dick, huh?
Oh, you whistled, bro.
I hate that shit.
I know, the whistles always get you.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I hate that shit.
I know, the whistles always get you, man.
You got to probably just get to see that as fun.
You guys were running out of time.
I tried to run out of time from an eyeball.
You were an infected eyeball.
I was sticking out and goofing.
Yeah, I feel like I was so confident that I saw how far I can.
I keep thinking about it.
I keep thinking about it.
It was so good from one angle.
And then you turned and you were like, oh.
Oh my god
Allie's is just a cheat spot
Where is he?
There's sheen
And Josh the fucking pull guy
Josh
Allie's is very open
You just didn't see it
Yeah, I'm gonna blame her instead
Yeah, Allie's cheating
Allie literally cheated
Allie's behind Wendy's things
That's correct
Guys, we're going
couple days ago. Let me go to
see if we can see the out of
new maps. One second.
That's the map that was just
on on C.S.
and our teammate left.
We lost.
Beach.
You deserved it.
Okay. Wow.
You're gonna do a bow tie.
They did. They did. They added
new maps. They added new
houses and swimming pool
We're gonna have to start a new server right
Love that show oh there was an update to the game
I close the game and Mechick really and updated.
Yeah.
There's a whole update.
Mechick, yeah, the game just updated when I shut down.
I know it could have been a map.
It could have been a map.
With the new maps, do we want 100 people or do we want the seven that are here?
All the people back, we want the people back.
I got Gigi here.
Gigi.
Oh, well, hey.
Hey, Gigi.
Hi.
I guess everybody, we tell everybody the game.
Everyone listen up.
I'm restarting the game! Use the same username and password! Fuck! Everybody here!
Everybody? Is that a requirement?
Alright.
Wait, what map did you get?
Oh, the Village Reupload.
Oh, they fixed the Village Map.
I was trying to make my character look cool, dude.
I think I'm gonna fix the Village Map.
That map that was buggy as hell, there's a new one called the Village Reupload.
You saw the stream?
Dude, I mean last time it was mech a chameleon
When did that out it got fixed so I think they're watching the stream dude
I think they're watching the stream. Okay, wait, wait, wait, I've restarted my game
I'm starting up the game again. Have a break. It's me the same user in pageants in using patron
Can you send it to me, please?
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, don't don't rush me.
That's the password and this is the username.
You sound like you woke up 24 seconds ago.
I do. Yeah, I did this wake up.
I just I've been so busy the past few days.
It's been crazy and I wasn't like really feeling good today.
So I blame Pina.
I'm sorry. You weren't feeling good.
I play Peter's well.
Yes.
I think that I've just been doing too much like IRL
that I was like making my phone sick.
That's all happening when you touch grass.
Yeah, I would recommend it.
Don't lie.
Side to G.
It's whole gross.
It's gross.
It's gross.
Yeah, I've been learning that.
Yeah.
Going outside.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting, dude.
Yeah, I don't know why I did it.
I've never seen anybody touch a cold.
That DLC is horrible.
Stop focusing on the virtual reality world, Genji,
and get back to the real world with us.
That's right.
We're gonna take that part out there.
Then come on.
Fake world, back home.
Heck yeah.
Everybody you see is AI.
This is-
Oh, God.
I've heard that, I've heard that, it's true.
Wait, why is it not,
did I not sample nameplate for everybody?
My parents said, why don't you talk to me anymore?
I said, be gone.
Fake creatures.
Yeah, fake creatures of the night.
I lose this one person that said, no, peanut.
I'm your mother.
Please, I love you.
I said, be gone for me, fake person.
Be gone for me.
I'm a AI person.
Be gone for me, ghoul.
I can't find that holy person, Rhysa.
Ghoul for the night.
Oh, peanut, you have to shower once this month.
I have no idea who you are.
Ghoul for the night.
It's OK.
Peanut, it's your mother.
You need to shower for the first time this year.
Be gone, ghoul! Be gone, ghoul!
Be gone, ghoul! Be gone, ghoul!
My memories of you have been implanted.
Be gone, ghoul! Be gone, ghoul!
Be gone, ghoul!
Roll back to whatever hole and winch you gave.
It's a torture, guys.
Did you do the capital letters?
Yeah, I put it in capital letters.
Yo, Pita, Pita, sit on top of me.
Sit on top of me in the middle.
Be gone.
Be gone.
ready for the time of your life are you ready? I'm ready. Oh my god can you hear me? You sound great.
No, I'm having a problem.
Wait, can you guys wait for me for a minute?
What if I sound like...
Be honest.
...11, 12, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90.
There's only 90 guys here.
Oh, I love how you're screaming it.
This is... did I put it any wrong?
That's what I'm here for.
I have to provide...
Sorry, everybody.
Yeah, you put it backwards.
Sorry, everybody.
That's how Peanut sent it to me.
I
I'm supposed to be a pocket what are we talking about no you didn't so now you're trying to breach to the choir that
You didn't need to put a bit fine is yeah fine give it you can have sex with me. I know that's why you're here
I know that's why you're my obviously
I've been trying to try to tell you that for a month
I knew it he just wants me for my body
Do I have to talk to you?
Viagra under your Taco Bell
Everybody's name
My just a sample nameplate. Yeah, everyone's name is sample nameplate
If it's a match if it's
Yeah, we're going to be the village we upload. Oh
guys guys I fucked up
None of the settings are custom to all deep on
This is gonna be beautiful there's not even gonna be any whistles whoever's the hunter we have to laugh we have to do a real
you. You're a real. This or a
laugh. Yes. Yes. One that
disrespect them. Although there
are people that says we have
better. How do I do it? Yeah.
Oh, let me practice my better
than you laugh.
silly. You would never find me.
Hold on. Let me lock in.
YouTube Tucker Carlson. Laugh.
You're my tucker, Carlson.
I said, I'm not tucker.
But I said, I'm not tucker.
I was over the first time, I listened to.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I need a tucker.
You got this, you got this.
This is a fun reason.
You chuckled me.
I'm thinking, here.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tucker, is that you?
That is I.
That is I.
My boy, tucker.
Now the boy's dying at work.
So go on in.
Lock it in.
Oh shit, I look dope
Who's all playing in this bunch of random people
No
Oh my gosh dude. I just want to tell you guys, there's a mode where you can, there's a mode that you can make where you all hide and you have to find everyone and like whoever finds everyone first wins.
that's a lot of that's a lot of fun I played that earlier but we only had a
few people I feel like that would be more fun with this amount of people yeah
I
Like this is horrible. This is so bad. Uh-huh
I'm sending I
Have ascended
I hate the keybonds in this game so fucking much. I hate them so fucking much
The keybonds
It's like it's like it's the change color hold space bar. Oh, by the way
By the way, if you actually close the paint thing you guys just jumps. It's like I did this. It's good fucking
Literally, I feel like I need
recognition when I do a good paint job like
Congratulations, I need a degree sent in the mail from the PhD.
Ice cream paint job.
Yeah. Oh, Gigi, can I stream
thank you from your stream and discord please.
You can change your size.
I didn't hear that. That's a lucky yes.
That's why little dudes be running around.
What the? I turned it off.
Dude, a fucking hacky room.
and
They have no idea.
Alright Shadowmuckle, I'm a little burned.
I only got so much more in me.
Where are you guys hiding?
What a house.
Oh, that's cool.
They still said sermon name, please.
They fixed it for me.
It's everybody's name.
I see summit.
You know what I don't see?
Our people.
We're the fuck are the whistles?
the whistles hey summit hey summit you ready for what oh did you hear that whistle
oh you don't want to hear a whistle I whistle yeah I just turned it off that's my bad
I'll whistle ready 31 go hey you guys are you guys are required to whistle every 10 seconds
I'm whistling I'm whistling that's not true they're under me oh shit they're under me oh no
I mean isn't like prop like it goes faster and faster as the timer goes in yeah there's
settings but that's propaganda oh my god dude I oh my god he just fucking launched across
the map what was that I'm gonna call cutie Cinderella tell her tell her tell her I'm
for nominated for best mech a chameleon hiding spot
Very specific
Did I go look?
Can't be trained yeah, I heard a whistle. I'm a fucking whistle. Oh my fucking god
I can't tell if I'm watching some of her across the rap. Oh dude, that is an amazing paint job
come take a look at mine sir come take a look at mine
I can't see anyone's name so
I know you're fucking here
Climbing a fucking rooftop, you on a roof?
You in the smoke?
You in the chimney?
I'm never gonna find me
You in the window bitch?
Man, I'm so you're fucking right
Oh
Piece of fucking a piece of fucking steak. No
I was in cover
What the fuck is this?
is. Oh my god. That is crazy good. That is crazy good. Look at this guy. Wow. That's
incredible. What? That guy just did the crazy watermelon. The sign was good. The sign was
really good. What's it called? Degenerate? What is that? Hey, that's going to be a mirror.
Degenerate. I believe there's cheats in this game and they can copy pasta.
here it is
let's see what's going on with the degenerate one
let's see what's going on here
it's like a fucking counter strike slash valent map
oh my god
I'm fucking everybody
don't do it, it's broken
it is broken
this is gonna be great
let's do it, let's do it
you got me
oh lord
I'm
Darth I'm chill man
Oh
My god, dude, this is so broken why wouldn't you tell us
Yeah, why did they want
The warning
You can't like any walls you can't climb walls
balls. Oh my god. Oh my god. Why didn't you give us? It's close.
He's still in our lobby. Yeah. Because I can't climb walls. I'm
cutting the hole and I literally can't go. I can't get out now.
Perfect. Okay, perfect. I'll just out here and say it. This is
so broken. This is so broken. Any hot that comes out here,
Wait, can you not climb on this map?
No.
No.
The walls don't run.
We should.
Chat never told us it was bugged.
Who is this?
Oh, good.
The verticality is missing.
Oh, did you found?
What?
Did you found?
It's me.
Oh, no.
Yeah, my nameplate's still broken, sweet.
The smash.
Fuck.
Oh no!
Yeah, my nameplate's still broken this week.
Dismatch... fuck.
Don't paint it, peanut. Yeah, stupid.
Dude.
I can't wait till you freak in.
Holy shit this map is huge.
Hey gimmick, gimmick look.
I'm giving tongue out.
One moment I'm just...
I'm giving tongue out, give me a tongue.
Can I look? Can I look?
I'm not going to see.
Your butt was sticking out.
Oh my...
Yeah, he picked coming.
It's just one of the mini-machines in the area.
There's just one of the...
There's just one of the...
There's just one of the...
There's just one of the...
It's just a two-in-a-lifetime control panel.
It takes no one to make this place work.
Did I just do something on walk-by?
Nanny machines.
Who's that?
Who's that you guys just walking by?
No.
Come back here.
No, it wasn't me.
Go back down the stairs.
Pina, are you still fucking painting, dude?
Yes.
I hope you get shot the second you get shot.
Fuck you.
In the compound, I'm so focused. I haven't played this entire time. I just noticed my eyes are so dry
Shit someone's on me and I'm not dead
My god
You got 127 seconds, it was paid paid paid. He saw the phone
There's a little there isn't get away, Genji
Am I near you? No
Goshy, what are you shooting at? This guy actually blind. Oh my god. This guy actually blind. Oh my god
I'd say good proposition mr. Hutch. Oh
Oh
If he wasn't stuck out here, I would have not gotten about if he wasn't stuck out here
I would have not got my I live a work of art human longer be frightened
This guy got stuck right now.
I'm gonna face my death.
Oh, no.
You're a lot of it grinding.
You went a lot of it fucking grinding.
It's just because he got stuck and couldn't leave.
He went a lot of hours ago.
Wait, I'm looking at your corpse.
He said he was painting this whole time.
It's just painted completely black.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
I'm looking at it too.
That's the back of it.
That's the back of it.
Oh, my God.
It was glory.
It was beautiful.
It was beautiful
Summit is a hunter, but he's hiding
What the fuck I'm stuck motherfucker right to your life
I'm so we couldn't get that
person. Oh my god. This one.
Yeah. GGs. GGs. GGs. Alright.
New map. New map. Wait. I had
to point. Don't we got? Uh you
know where you got? Can we do
a little tour through the
default maps? Yeah. I was just
going to say, Peanut, can we
please? We used that the whole
day. Well, good. We have 30
Yes, with this many people holy fuck in the spots people are gonna turn on
Okay, we're going in we're going in we're going in go to the cowbap
Oh, I'm gonna play some Tarkov
Oh
We did you I forgot to ask you
Forgot I forgot this is the smallest backflip of 24 people ridiculous. This is ridiculous. It's gonna be insane. This is ridiculous
This is ridiculous
I'm probably gonna get off of this.
Burned anyways, yes.
Okay.
Fuck.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I know there's a way in there, but I never actually went in there.
I didn't know how I could in there.
I would have been found in a thousand years.
A BB's here.
A BB's here.
In the game.
A BB, a BB, a BB.
A BB, a BB, a BB.
A BB, a BB, a BB.
A BB, a BB.
of
death
of
death
of
did you don't you dare find my location what's up oh I just teleported and I
can't even get the whistle
I got no whistle to lag
just a warning it was just a warning gimmick fuck off in meetings
okay
gimmick you already know where I was fuck you that is cheating get out of here
now somebody is on top of Marlon.
Well, 2600 points.
Do you know you have big suspicious.
Wait, oh.
Guys, do it.
It's all clear here, guys.
It's all clear.
Guys, oh, you got me.
Oh my god.
Wait, that wasn't you.
Did you just got me?
Did you just got me?
No, it's not me.
Your emails are full of bugs.
Wait, is he?
Is he not me?
Did you just got me?
Did you just got me?
No, that's Jennifer.
No, that's Ed P.
That's not.
No.
I'm just got me.
I'm so pissed and mad and seething of rage.
I can not in that spot.
Are you?
Damn it.
I'm.
Oh, that's.
That's not the.
I was.
In with it.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it.
Oh, my.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my.
Yes.
Oh, not that right. Not that slurs Saturday anymore as of 17 minutes ago. That's how
It's a Sunday
Well, there's no way someone's gonna be there
Oh my god, I'm not gonna lie. I'm
Are you still alive summit I'm gonna freak the fuck out trying to find I
I don't know it's starting to
piss me off more and more.
No, guys, we're going to
chips and down or whatever it's
called. My chat saying blind. My
chat saying you saw four
people. I'm just getting pissed
over here. Okay. I can't even
look at my channel. Don't be
checking where they are.
One in a million. I think you
Please have my babies Oh Steph Curry. Thanks for the hundred gifted subs dude. Love your game
Going back in life and give me two hundred subs. Thank you. Oh my god
Thank you for the 1000 subs.
Oh, my president Obama, thank you for the 1000 subs in the
chat. Oh, Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Appreciate the
bits. Appreciate the bit. God himself. It's an honor to have
you in the chat.
I
Really on
God himself in my father thank you for the 10 million subs
Thank you so much. Oh, thank you the nameless ancient one. Oh, I appreciate the demon
Thank you for the 10 million subs.
Collided.
The demon.
Oh, shit.
Beelzebub, is that you?
The guy in the fifth dimension from Interstellar, but really in the movie, thank you, sir,
for one million subs.
Oh, find yourself.
Time itself.
Thank you for the infinite stubs.
Thank you, Time and Stubb.
I'm on thee.
There's some great mention.
Thank you for the thousand subs.
Mahatma himself?
Mahatma is at you.
Oh, my God.
This is my last game.
This is my last game.
What?
This is my last game. This is my
last game. Oh, in a black hole.
Thank you for the 100 subs.
Thank you. This is a teeny
weenie map for teeny weenies. I
got it. Oh my god. LG LG LG LG
LG before the LG. I don't care.
Oh dude, he has the 900, 500, 500 blood.
One more.
The night has just been done.
The night has just been done.
Just for Habibi, I'll do one more after this.
Aw, hell yeah.
What about for Habibi?
Habibi peanut can fuck off, dude.
Amen.
Habibi, you're just feeling it.
You're just being a silly guy.
It's a terrible idea.
I'm just being a silly goofy guy.
Man, being a silly goofy guy.
You're just a goofy guy.
Come on, man.
Your body blinking oh was I in the thing a little bit? I didn't realize I
Was more concerned with how like awful my spot was and I didn't realize I was blinking oh
This is like a small map who picked this one. This is really wait. Why was this stream?
Those red boxes
It's a map for little guys. Oh my god. My fucking spot is terrible
Who's up here? Oh, hey, there's something. What are you looking at?
Sure up there, bud
You sure man, you're just wasting your time summit
Who knows I'll go up there
You'd be dead too, would you?
So bright
I
Snap is bright bro my shit's already bright because it took off. Holy shit my eyeballs
They're burning. I think I just gave myself a sick
What's going on with this house, bro?
This house has two satellites and like a twisty satellite, bro.
There's some shit going on here, bro.
That's too much for one house.
Let's get it, Mark.
Now, wait, oh, dang it, bro, I hate this body clip.
or chat. I am bird and ready to call it. If I get killed by black
gosh, she's sleeping. She's staring right at hold on now.
Black guy. That was weird. I knew it.
Terrible. Oh my god, dude.
I was blending in with the surrounding. Too big.
Oh, my God, there's a whole like suburbs in there's a suburbs in the map.
you're not getting another
Yeah I know I know
Oh that's a good boss
Thanks
Thanks boss
I don't see anybody boss I don't see anyone
Me neither boss these guys are really good at hiding boss
These guys are good at hiding boss I don't see them
Dude if I just had like 30 45 minutes
These guys
No way
We're going severe from honesty. I don't know what this is what we're doing it sounds fun. I got killed by a stream
So I want that to be known me to me to know is a steam steiner hacker and possible races
Oh, what was their name?
Yeah, but
Definitely a racist. It was a racist stream sniper
Racist stream sniper when though you hear what happens. He starts stream sniping
That's why he left the discord so we wouldn't know.
There it is.
Catch on.
Peanut, your biggest op had a wrestling match today.
No, he didn't.
Dylan Danez.
How did he do that?
He was fighting Hamza.
Let's go!
Wait.
Dylan Danez?
Yes.
Hamza pinned him and Dylan went for a guillotine in a wrestling match and then got jumped by
by 30 of Humsot's friends.
No.
I just watched that.
Yes.
That's what I was waiting for you on.
Wait, what?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, they all stormed on to the wrestling mat.
It was crazy.
Yeah, Dylan Davis got like permed stomped
by like four of Humsot's guys.
Four catching fucking jacked men.
Did he get serious?
He got down.
Yes, swear.
He's got a video that's a puppy of his feed?
Probably not.
Sure.
Probably not.
It's it's regulated
Whatever match and guys get a fight. I see no wrong with it. They do it. There's got curbs. Oh
Something's not right
Default maps
Fuck you die
about this map. Well, nothing. It's just fun. We're going to be here for a second.
Summit, do you watch UFC? And I don't like that there's no way to turn to the lobby.
You have to like, play the entire game. Yes. We could wait out this whole thing.
Well, they'll just kill us all really quickly because we're all in one line.
I'm going to get a snack
You know, I just realized my little six million lights are apparently the official six million lights of D. Let's see
I didn't even realize that. Oh my
That's right. Oh
Yeah, a little fighting spirit in me every time
and then all of those storm holes.
I mean he deserves a lot of damage and a rest like a pet.
Oh man.
Oh my god, he's getting pushed from three angles.
Even after he gets out of the fucking group, people are just spinning out.
I
I
Hunter that was a perfect last game good work. Good work everybody good work gang one more one more
We're doing the hide-and-seek mansion a classic a classic
the classic LG for me out here you have to you it's it's part of the rule I'm
it's part of the rules of this game I it's crazy I don't make the rules but you
have to announce your LG and then thank you David thank you they obviously don't
know the official rules I mean it's not we didn't make the rules it's and it's
It breaks us apart.
Oh, this is the Hunter.
Dude, this game is sexist.
I'm not giving the Hunter who's Hunter.
Me, Tony, and Jennifer.
Oh, great.
Oh, no.
That's a squad.
You're jealous.
Shut up.
Oh, no.
Oh, they're already shooting.
I got.
I got to drop my butt cheeks.
You want?
I don't like this at all.
I'm going to draw Habimi's butt cheeks.
No, no, no.
Did you do that with my butt?
I love that.
That's how I'm.
Oh.
I didn't get to see it.
Oh, my god.
You're funny.
I didn't get to see it.
You're funny.
Alright, I can move it like...
There you go.
Oh.
Ah.
I hate myself in this game.
No.
No, Smith.
Oh, Summit.
You hate me.
I hate you.
Dude, I...
You got the next one.
Oh, you got the next one.
I'm ultra-burned.
You got the next one.
You got the next one.
Easy.
I'm burnt.
You didn't know how to move things.
I feel like I've been blue-shelled.
Grabbed the bangs, grabbed the dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm out for the first place.
Hey, hey, I'm a fish!
I'm a fish! Don't shoot, please!
Come back here!
There's no, there's only fish over here!
There's only fish over here!
Come back here, come back here!
I heard more over here though, hey, probably not
Being the other yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I'm so fucking but I'm gonna take a shot anybody
We're just gonna go on the other room together come on
Come on, let's get out of the kitchen
Suspicious behavior
into a man who says we're just going into the other room together get on out
out. I'm not in the same room with you. I'm not going to get a hunter on you. I'm going
to lose my fucking mind. Why? It's like, I don't know. It's like it's exhausting playing
this. It's almost like scanning trees and Tarkov endlessly. It's like that's got the
feeling I'm getting right now yeah that's it that's why this is the next
word they're calling it counter strike three if anything you're training your
eyes there isn't gonna be a farts you're not gonna see that was a random
shot a scav is gonna queers you're gonna headshot a random shot you thought
that's some books I'm just gonna take a random shot at it it was very good it
it looked great. It was it. I, I wasn't ready. You guys came out. I hadn't even started painting
it. It was that kind of thing. I think the mat was played a hundred times. It would be
easier, but it's actually like harder. I feel like all the, all the spots.
multiple in the kitchen have been exposed
multiple
wait can someone actually see pina and let him go free or is he dead
i would live forever honey you let him live
guys guys i want to see how well he does
i'm gonna look for that i will never die
never die
someone already got him
Yeah, just now that chrome is looking a little too shiny for the kitchen bus. All right, pal. Fuck you. Fuck you guy
Let's check these meats
Give me hide in this ham
Give it about you sir. Where you at give it? I'm in the kitchen. I'm just taking a close look at all these me
Let's take a look at these me. Let's see what's going on here
Highly suspicious
Holy shit, who's let who's the last one?
Excellent work
No, no, no, no, no, I think that this might be too many people playing there is
Well, there's no way to win has the height is what?
Exactly.
You need a bigger map.
There's snowballing.
Is there a way to make it to where CS office is where you need it?
Only five people up to five people can hunt
like after you get people.
We will do basic two to five hunders
and then we'll go into a big map.
Like CS office again.
Yeah, CS office is massive.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, did you know it was out of the download oh
My god in the whole game is talking about how it's super embarrassing
There's another map already
Oh my goodness, you hear that oh
Are they really saying that?
I've heard a person who hasn't said that yeah, even I said that right now
Give it, give it, give it.
Where are you giving it?
Oh, where are you going?
Give it, give it, give it, give it.
Here, here, here.
Follow me, give it.
Where are you going?
Give it, give it.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are we doing?
We're 32nd.
We're barely on a spawn.
I
We can see each other now?
Because I see other people hiding.
Probably because I don't think it will make anyone a hunter.
Probably why you guys can see each other.
I saw J horse get absolutely
wrecked.
Honestly, they have to be stream sniping if they find us.
I don't care anymore I hear someone painting
It's a bug it's a bug it's like on the steps up to the office
I'm a genius. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. I cannot believe I cannot believe that. I cannot believe that. Oh my goodness
You guys just unlocked it new tech though. Oh
Like what about it? Oh my god. You barely a chance
another one
Wait, so when we die, we don't become a hunter. It's just five. No, Max five
Genius genius
one person on top of it painted differently. Oh, I'm going to bed. Goodbye, John. I literally
work at five a.m. and I'm playing. Oh, it's my kid's birthday party tomorrow. We're going
to get drug for it. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. All right.
Good night, everyone. Good night. Good night, guys. Good night.
Right in the living room. Good night. Yeah. Air cigarette in
the living room before. So, what are we doing? So, you do
realize you're like five feet from the wall, right? Yes,
because when you go into this form, like controlling it is
dog. Like, they need to make it so. Is there a button I can
press that like makes it so I can move it vertically? Yeah,
hold down right click that'll make me move without him
I'll take you while you move this is the height after oh that's bullshit I
know that six hours of playing this is his magnum opus it's beautiful to be
all it's incredible it's only like three to four shades off we look at cookie
I'm clicking the fucking shades. It's not my fault. Oh, I know. Yeah, I'm joking.
It's the I swear what the hunter see has to be different from what the painter see because
sometimes I feel like I have this hideous paint job and then someone looks right at me.
K is still behind. Wait, hold up. Is anybody here, Hunter?
I'm a hunter. Oh, everybody. K is in front of Snow.
Oh, shit, dude. Someone's locking in. Someone's locking in. I can see the details. The details.
They're coming together. Incredible. The pieces of the puzzle.
are forming together all the way to the universe is placing them there right before our
new vile eyes
look at the curvature of the drawings
it is almost as if it is castle reform
he himself holds the key to duty he is the eye of the more holder than they have
been talking about
these beauty itself
Oh my oh
He's a sip of sunshine on a beach. Oh, I'll get a little summer. Oh
And then in the next little turn of events. He's decided to go. I think he's writing in Egyptian. Oh
My goodness is our ira blitz
Me though want to
Travel oh
He's going with the cream texture. Oh my goodness. I like the part where it
the runes of the ancients.
Oh my god.
He wins.
He wins.
It's booze.
It's booze.
It's booze.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's in here.
I'm surprised at all.
Are you kidding me?
I'm surprised at all.
I am the fattest vertical rack.
Oh my god.
I'm taking a picture of this for about some time later.
I have to win a paint job right there.
I don't even see him. I've been hypnotized. This whole time, I think I'm right. Yeah, I
searched in there. We are going to go somewhere. That's it. That's a good game over this amount
of people. We're going to swing pool. We're going to swing pool. New map completely whole
new map. Johnson, the guy we're playing with. Thanks for the gift and size, brother. New
That's been dead while you did this or winning
GGs mr. Yeah, it was fun my friend, Mr. John
Yeah, so did you not see the rotation lock icon of the right
like
Yeah, but I took that as like a different reason to use that look a lot
Skilled next to the
I feel like we need to do one more after this just because we can't end on a hundred. You know
We're not it. What are you talking about ending?
Like what games I know what you're talking about. We're not in it all 21 more. Oh John was leaving
This honestly, this is now that I really look at it
shit in the pool oh my god so it's already dead one more summit one more
come on man yeah oh look at this who's this
wait I'm back later baby I'm not done all right thank you
Oh, shit. I'm stuck in paint. Oh, there we go.
So, you already won? You already won?
James is cheating.
What?
I think a few people left. We might have to...
So, honestly, guys, we need less people.
Yeah, we...
I was like, two kids better than B1.
Yeah, yeah, this is actually...
That was too small. That was too small.
I think we need less hunters. Like, more like three hunters now.
Yeah, we maybe it's time to go back to the normal mode I feel like we lost like 10 people
All right, we'll play this and then we'll
The hunters are currently the cowardly don
You think hokey loses to uh, Derek Lewis, huh?
I think hokey doesn't really fight him too much
And makes him get tired
And then just beats him up
We'll see
No, that's very hard um my apologies my apologies
without your swarma on me. Only if you highly fondle it. I couldn't say how highly fondle your swarma any day of the week.
or the huuuurgh week.
Then be fondle your swarm any day of the week.
week.
You see what Hokit said to Lewis at the face after what he said? No, they say what he would say white.
imagine Middle East you say what the fuck you're talking about gigantic oh my
god again this map is huge is there's a rat hole you go in we're saying there's a
Oh, no, you can't go up to the
sides.
No pressure, but there's
twenty-second.
You can't go anywhere in here.
Just saying.
just saying. You can't go up. Yeah, I don't, I don't get it. I.
Oh, I'm fucked. It's over for me, guys. It's over for me. I'm dead. I'm dead forever.
I think I'm dead too. Oh, God.
Oh dude, oh my god, I've already gotten spotted.
I've already gotten spotted.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Oh my god.
Oh shit, there's a hookup.
I could find a spot either brother what do you want me to do man I could figure anything
out.
Yeah, I don't know what Josh is smoking.
Someone has the best spot, and it's horrible.
Whoa, did you let you go in there?
of
Oh, little whistle over here.
Who's this?
Who's that whistle over here?
That was good.
Understand why we can't go up at all.
Yeah, I don't know why either.
the green was better chat there's still two people
no way jimmy is alive she hasn't even painted herself yet
well he's going away giving it away it's gotta be right yeah
good for a white definitely white there's whites here thanks peanuts
this is good you chair
There's lights in the area.
I can't climb anything in this map.
It feels so slow because it's so big.
Yeah, well, you can't even get on the bed.
No.
I like how they have like a really good underneath.
John, thank you.
Thank you for other thank gift us.
But I appreciate you, my man.
Genji.
shit I gotta get out of here, I'm tired
oh, I love beautiful
yeah man, nice playing with you both
now I sleep, goodnight, alright bro
I'll catch you later, I'm about to bounce you
I'm about to bounce him, pretty dead
alright, I'm
one more, one more
alright, one more
one more, one more, one more
are we doing a different map?
I'm down. We're going to do a different map. Yeah. We'll only play 5 to 50 more, I promise.
Only 5 to 50 more. I'm actually...
I see we do... We'll do... What are the best ones we've seen? Honestly, what if we just
hit people in hotel all the time? Get a job for that? No, no, no, not people in hotel.
it's it was that it was a GM construct was a good math we played okay
check this one we go down to three hunters oh shit I think my courage oh
fuck I forgot oh well they get I can't go back now that's remind me of your
Oh
This is a tough one. Oh this map. Oh my god, dude, I started late. Oh my god
An hour ago, but I never
Okay
I don't know where you where you I need
Oh my god, oh my god, I don't even see
So my god this map is crazy
Was this?
Swarov-
No!
K ISSAT
Nooo!
Give it!
Give it!
Give it!
Alright, these shove-things need to be drew with the things!
He looks pretty good!
Fuck, he keeps going metallic!
Who is this?
going metallic. Who is this? Wait, wait, wait, I wasn't done. What are you doing? I wasn't ready.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
It's too much.
It keeps going metallic. The hot took too hot.
I'm
there's a lot of
whistles
it's eruptants
it's eruptants is instagraming it too
No.
I look good. I look good. I look good. I look good.
I look good.
You look good. You look good.
Oh, good. I look good.
We put the things on.
I can't. I put the stretch but I'm in it.
Oh.
Oh my god, you two.
Hey, there's somebody over here and I keep an angle on, but I saw them show up for just
a second and we couldn't use crates.
I put it on the right.
Red crates, or the black crates.
Are mine, are mine there?
Yeah, she's mine.
Give me a second.
They're a little dark.
A little dark.
little bit lighter on yeah oh that's perfect oh yes oh oh my god oh you're
oh oh yes that's it my cooking you're actually cooking your hand your hand
I think you're seeing gay men
Like Neil gay men. I mean emailing gay men is shit, but like I'm talking about a game
Not today not this now's not the time today. I'm not emailing any gay men
There's a time and a place a time and a place exactly exactly exactly also pay attention to fucking
You have Taco Bell, right?
With Viagra mixed in
If I died mysteriously under mysterious circumstances in a long time with the heart of
Africa and 14 miles of black tar heron, would you still love me?
I was loving that hunter killer down.
I'd sell his flesh to cannibals.
Do you think you're...
What the...
Okay, all right.
Stream sniper!
Stream sniper!
Stream sniper!
Stream sniper!
right now. Right now.
Genji is metagaming.
Right now.
Genji is metagaming.
There's no way you find it.
I heard the whistle over here.
And there's another whistle.
There's three whistle here.
I'm tech crime e-mailing gay man.
Is that it?
Is that it, Genji?
You're gay man.
I'm not though. I promise.
These last two people are in a really
Yeah, well, there's another person over here where peanut and gimmick were, but
You don't know where we were. Yeah, I think that was a random, you know,
to just credit. Maybe it was just a random shot. It could have been two random shots.
That's that's it. Random shots, two random shots.
We are these last two gentlemen.
It was the whistle was over by you guys.
Oh.
It's impossible.
I've heard that for a thousand times.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
She's behind the door.
Oh my goodness.
Where's the other one at?
Oh my gosh. They're like in the shadows underneath the crate. That was good.
Great. Can we do this map again?
Oh my goodness.
I told you there was one over by you guys.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
What are those trying to find?
I feel like tonight we found three or four actual like eight like S tier maps that are
as good as the default. That's one of them for sure.
one of them that's one of them sure what what what let's try current the
cowardly dog with three count the three hunters
oh my oh he's not oh all right guys you cheese i'll catch you later
oh oh you can't leave me just getting
come here you dirty dog you're always in my way
this is the beginning of the night this is not it
What? How many hours do you get to see me?
What? Probably like 11?
Dude, think about this. Okay, can I just mention something?
I was here playing, playing, playing.
Then Hutch shows up way late, plays, plays, dips.
I can't, he's, he left, he came way later than me,
left way earlier than me, okay?
When we conquer, we do not judge ourselves against others.
We've judged ourselves against ourselves
Not want to be better today than you were yesterday summit
When the sax is I am okay when they when the proto German sack Rome did they say
well
There's the French didn't do it
I'm not sure
I'm not sure really what that means either, but I'm working on it. There's something there
There's a nugget of wisdom
But it's just still needs a little
Listen you guys have fun on courage to count the dog. I will catch you guys later. Okay, so but can I ask you one question before you go?
Yeah, what?
Give a son
No
If you did have a son summit would you want him to be proud?
What happens when the summit son your son says why didn't you play one more round?
the day I was going to see. I
really hope that because that
would mean something crazy
happens this day and I really
hope that doesn't is the case.
You know what I mean? So,
you must stay. There's no time
to explain. You say, yeah, I'll
catch you. Yep. I'll see you
later too, man. All right.
I'll catch you. Yep. I'll see you later too, man.
I think we're going to do a tiny bit of racing tonight with Big Bro, but not for very long
I'm dead tired and Caroline it's probably
I should have left a couple hours ago probably
,
and
That sounds pretty fun pretty fun. I will play Tarkov until big growth and race
Decent time primary
I
Shame Amazon cancel enough that makes targets here. So shit. That sucks
I'd speak like a round or two. It's hard to chat, nothing crazy, nothing crazy.
You still play Halo with peanut?
Yeah, I don't know if that's not happening tonight, but yeah, at some point, I'm sure
I'm down
I
Just show a shitty afraid to lose your garbage
Sounds like you're smoking on that garbage brother
What's fucking item in this am I scared to use we didn't use it all the best shit
like 75% of that is trash just use it for giggles
Yeah, a little some brother man for me at my current level this is this is pretty decent stuff. So, you know
Just shut the fuck up man
We get it you're you're progressed. Nice. I'm glad to hear it dude
Yeah, it's been a little thing is trash around here. It seems like is your personality my friend. Maybe you should work on that
maybe not personality your attitude we'll go with that
shut the fuck up
I don't really give a fuck how good you guys are at this game guys okay chat whoever don't
give a fuck okay can give a shit if you're a professional fucking Tarkov player okay
Let me know in the fucking 100k tournaments to roll around for you, bro. Okay
This fucking game of choice you decided to become incredible at
Okay, maybe I went in too much. You just tell me my gear trash. That's all. It's like a fence, I guess
I mean to be fair, I mean I got two NLs aren't these things fucking consider the best guns in the game right now two decent
MDRs those are terrible just depending on what fucking animal I'm shooting right there two SRs mostly for fucking questing and well
You know g8 just goes in and just got out of the close
of
the
of
and
of
I'm not sure.
Daisy runs are definitely different than Tarko.
different. I didn't see if my loadout was actually full, but I knew. Looks like I'll be alright.
of
and
I don't know what it says, I don't know what it says, I thought it was 5.
I'll be late on my program.
Appreciate it, brother.
Appreciate your time, son.
save stargate
save stargate
I'm on a blast mousepad, how am I getting a fucking trauma?
Damn. Barely left.
You may not even know this, so is it a trap or something.
Oh, am I shooting?
sitting there thinking these are on.
You might know I'm here now.
You just cross?
Holy bad timing, he's going to flank me up top.
That's his strat.
I
Trippin maybe it's not a shot
So, he goes back stairs, right?
Impossible.
I'm thinking this is like half the bomb could have just been a random guy and now I've got
Got none of you guys trying to flank me?
Oh, that makes things more difficult, doesn't it?
My timing is off on the original fight now, pretty big.
So we're back to square one.
And in fact, probably less than that, because they have info over now.
I'm not going to get losing from this, that's for sure.
of
death
of
death
of
death
probably probably isn't who you originally shot at
This is a noob or a scab, is this a scab?
Well, I don't need scab kills, but I don't expect you to be sprinting up like a doofus.
I think it was him bro, oh there's my scapula snus, yeah it's him bro.
Looks like he think he got up. Walked a fucking way. Did he walk? Wait. Was he not actually
dead? He prone out? Or is that him? That was his backpack I think I remember. I agree.
It was like a big fucking clunky looking bag and I think it's like antler bag or whatever.
Holy shit, that scared me.
I don't think that was a boyfriend, I think that was just a guy who heard it.
I heard the shots.
No idea.
Not sure where on that one.
I always die to people I don't see man.
Always the people I don't see.
Let me get another water.
I just want to see people in this game man.
T-dab, 6-5 get those, I appreciate it brother.
What am I missing here?
Man it's time to use some, what's it called, some post effects.
I can't see people how's that guy kill me right there was he kill me from you think he comes up from my side like
He doesn't even have any room for my side.
What the fuck is he?
and
No one is here.
I don't know about that shit.
I got it, I got it.
What the fuck are those pots?
I don't want to stand there.
Does that change too much about there?
I just shot before he left.
Like 35 under Dano.
How's it going, sir? What's going on?
You know, like, yeah, I think 3.5 there.
What's going on there?
I may not seem like it's gonna get my fucking shit.
I've always been pretty bad at playing the hide-and-seek game of Tarkov.
I can shoot people in the face if they give me a chance to.
I
Was away so freaking time
Free burka, I guess so everything else
Little warm-up
You have zero you need to try it. Oh, man, this game will kick you in the fucking nuts
It's still kicking me the nuts three thousand hours in
It's fucking, yeah, it's one of those.
It's really, it's a lot of learning.
It's definitely easier to get someone to help you learn for sure.
All right, dude. Well, I lost my fucking PvP weapon I needed
I'm happy to shoot 855s out of this bitch. I should have some decent ammo
Let's see what's going on here
I have a task done for you?
What's a fucking interchange class?
Four field tanks on interchange.
I can't even remember after this.
cargo manifests.
They've seen a key for this.
Hold on to that.
I
Just be flashed by him with us
and
I haven't had 30 rounds, about those 6 I do.
We're gonna have to top up with that,
that's what you don't want to.
Why do I have to just go 60 and a 30 here?
I've got another 60, I don't want to waste,
I've got another 60, I don't want to waste those though.
Maybe I can buy them now.
Bro, they just have like the weirdest gear
like it held out on you.
That's fine.
Need more ammo?
Without taking a 60, it's kind of not going to happen and that kind of hinders my other
5-5-6, so I'm kind of going to get a chill on that.
This will just have to do, uh, fuck my one to go.
I'm gonna have this stuff.
Oh my god, I hate that one
You have three black M3s, I'll do that
Oh, I forgot E55, it'll move
I'm sad to be shooting that bullet type right now.
of
It's nice to get this though.
Um...
I'm thinking kinda where I wanna go.
and
No, fuck no, I'm not right now anyways. Obviously I got a long way before that happens, but...
That'd be a setup jam, to be honest.
the
and
and
of
and
I think it's as well
ugly
I feel it
and
of
all I can that's right
right
All of that pressure.
That was better.
and
Yeah, I'm too burned for a Tarkov this late, I think.
Pretty burned.
of
these do it quicker
Holy shit, I was not ready for that
Is that a guard?
and
I thought I was dead.
I think he's throwing my plates, I don't know.
I played Grazing Warfare way back.
And it wasn't really my style.
and
I can't go out the same way.
I don't want to do this.
It's just going to bring me all the way to hangers.
I don't really want to go to hangers.
It's just gonna bring me all the way to the hangers.
I don't really wanna go to the hangers.
It's just gonna be about the same amount.
Take that tower.
I don't wanna go to the back track.
It's one of the worst tasks, yeah.
Having to get 10 kills down here
and it's just like the super scarce ones.
If you hold down the number your heel is on and then use your mouse wheel you can actually
choose to heal all parts of your body at once.
of
the
of
of
of
the
I don't want to have my head down, I kind of have to, and do the crotch, I forgot I'm
I thought it was a little couch.
It's just gonna move it.
There's a saucer running out there, I think.
I don't need to suspect that.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try and get out of here.
of
do you hear that metal chat I don't know where I hear that
I
Did above me
I wanna drop this armor
some five plates. Nah, I'm not gonna take them, honestly.
Yeah, if nobody grabs us by the time I leave, maybe, I'll definitely not walk around them
is m4 mods mine?
I'm going to have to shake more, I'll fast my feet a little bit.
I think I can do that.
We have to go to these entrances.
That's that.
of
the
the
wait oh this is that's it it's just the underground okay I'm controller my go
controller
damn it dude thinking I'm doing a different quest
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting off soon.
of
That's got less really good ammo, somewhat better.
actual of them a our AP MAP
it's also gonna work here
I really don't know which one I'm going to shot.
Been losing stamina off that well this game is so fucking dumb man.
That smells too good, I think I'm about being decent when I'm very good.
say say say
yeah
yeah
I think whoever went down there is questing.
actually I don't think this fits anymore
I miss anything there, he said his M4 mug's mine.
Holy fuck brother, so soon to fall down.
I've been overweight since the beginning of the raid.
beginning of the raid, we're going to max out on strength at your arms skillet.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't even really know what I need that for. I'm not gonna bother until I do it.
I can use, I can use this as a trade up.
Dude, nobody left.
That guy hit the button in front of me, was moving in front of me.
Is that one?
Why would he hit that button when I show up?
I just don't understand like
You come down to D2 hit the button clear the key room
There we go
Six track fucking red rubble
you killed him I feel like it was after you think that was the guy
got a nice little M4 out of it I'll take that deal some good ammo
and
of
and
The
that's what I thought I was doing
and
That's an X past.
,
of
the
I got this one like working out dude
and
two kids and fish and space man, time and a text,
and
is just like I don't like any of the pluses I have
and
I
Have to throw the scared girl in a draw
I
Scaff I'm a scaven called I think dudes
Like pretty scaven called tired and then throw someone away
Airlines waiting for me to so kind of got kind of go to a quick here. I got time to like put down the real run
Got to the point where I'm all over the annoying quest. I just got to do one of the time
I like the glass mouse pad a lot it's like very consistent surface
My only problem is if your arm sits in one spot for a little bit it can get a little stuck right like just for a second
If I was being for real serious, I'd probably have a sleeve, what if I?
As over I just well the good thing of the what's really nice about it is you will never be
And an inconsistent point on the surface
Like you're not there's no dead spots possible very easy to clean it type shit
You know I mean comparatively to the cloth baths cloth baths are nice
But like I said after a little while they start to get dead spots
You got to make sure you're cleaning them and shit make sure it doesn't happen
This is gonna be a really consistent surface
I like it. I like it. Looks really clean too. Looks really fucking clean. And it's pretty
and it's large. I was worried that like the glass pads wouldn't be large enough in there.
or this one is
yeah
Chicky Bricky
Palmchick Myki
I need to share a shotgun.
I think I'm going to be able to get out of here.
I think I'm going to be able to get out of here.
You've got to be a good man!
You got to be a good man!
of
damn i didn't want to leave it was like forced to be out of my spot that's bullshit yo
that is bull total fucking nutsack man level seven what the fuck am I dealing with today
I
Have to get to sleep off that I fucking hate myself
Fucking hate myself. Let me see how many fucking strength I have my character now
level 9 straight throw dude it's like the slowest leveling the slowest leveling
I've increased my carrying weight by 5.4% then
to get.
Hmm
Hmm
Good night, dude. Good night, sir. You're very vibing. Yeah, okay
I just um
there it is
3D is doing it 24 hours
I
M3d works we'll rate M3d
All right guys f you summit you know f you dagger f you man
Yeah, if you want to read yeah, thank you by the way, Julie. I appreciate the red suggestion
I did thumbs big woody sauce by the way for the final resubs tonight. Appreciate it dudes
Thanks for chilling in the stream tonight guys. Thanks for all the subs the resubs the gifted subs
Keeping the channel moving all them all damn day continues to cover back to the channel. Thank you. Thank you guys
Yeah, we'll be back on talk tomorrow. I think I'm trying to figure out
How to get some good guns and shit?
said of these wack ass HKs I've been using. Don't get me wrong,
HAs are good, but they've just been fucking like pretty basic bitch
HKs, so they're not very good. Like short barrel HKs.
Yeah, hopefully I'll start getting my hands on some goodies. But yeah,
thank you for chillin', thank you for hangin'. Make sure you guys are super cool to M3D.
Nothing but respect to him and his community, please. If you go over there, I will be back on
in...
12 hours something like that 12 13 hours long those lines so if you want to come back come back
If not, then I hate you. Good night. Well, thank you. Thank you again guys for chilling out here
Appreciate you fellas. I'll catch you guys tomorrow later today, whichever it is dude for UFC
Oh, holy shit, dude. It's gonna be a weird one. I'll see you the Twilight Zone tomorrow. Good night, dudes. Later sending you now