{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.0, "text": " you said"}, {"start": 2.0, "end": 4.0, "text": " no thanks"}, {"start": 4.0, "end": 6.0, "text": " isn't this one of the first levels?"}, {"start": 8.0, "end": 10.0, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is a first level"}, {"start": 12.0, "end": 14.0, "text": " look look look look"}, {"start": 14.0, "end": 16.0, "text": " look at my thing"}, {"start": 16.0, "end": 18.0, "text": " I'm gonna do the"}, {"start": 18.0, "end": 20.0, "text": " recycle there"}, {"start": 24.0, "end": 26.0, "text": " somebody hit a loot"}, {"start": 26.0, "end": 28.0, "text": " yeah we're looting right now"}, {"start": 28.0, "end": 30.0, "text": " Is that what this is? Looting?"}, {"start": 30.0, "end": 32.0, "text": " Yeah, we put some loot. Somebody hit a..."}, {"start": 32.0, "end": 35.0, "text": " ... certain shrine or a door or something."}, {"start": 35.0, "end": 37.0, "text": " I can't, I can't."}, {"start": 37.0, "end": 39.0, "text": " Go get that. This is your key, right?"}, {"start": 39.0, "end": 41.0, "text": " Yeah, grab the key."}, {"start": 41.0, "end": 42.0, "text": " Do you like it?"}, {"start": 42.0, "end": 44.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 44.0, "end": 46.0, "text": " See ya."}, {"start": 50.0, "end": 52.0, "text": " What was going on?"}, {"start": 52.0, "end": 56.0, "text": " I'm strong. I don't know if I'm fucking meat strong or what."}, {"start": 58.0, "end": 65.0, "text": " We got some fuel cells, green item."}, {"start": 65.0, "end": 68.0, "text": " That'd be big."}, {"start": 68.0, "end": 70.0, "text": " Stack those."}, {"start": 70.0, "end": 79.0, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if we even want to run around these, or if we want to just hit boss,"}, {"start": 79.0, "end": 80.0, "text": " boss, boss."}, {"start": 80.0, "end": 86.0, "text": " Oh, I found a boss, basically, and I want to have them."}, {"start": 86.0, "end": 88.0, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 88.0, "end": 90.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 90.0, "end": 92.0, "text": " I said no."}, {"start": 94.0, "end": 96.0, "text": " Two bosses."}, {"start": 96.0, "end": 100.0, "text": " I don't know. Let's go look around for the bosses, get geared, and let's get a boss kill."}, {"start": 100.0, "end": 102.0, "text": " One moment."}, {"start": 102.0, "end": 106.0, "text": " Yeah, this is one of the DLC first levels."}, {"start": 106.0, "end": 108.0, "text": " So this is, I'm in it."}, {"start": 108.0, "end": 110.0, "text": " First stage."}, {"start": 110.0, "end": 117.0, "text": " There we go, uh, on the box."}, {"start": 117.0, "end": 120.0, "text": " Yeah, right there."}, {"start": 120.0, "end": 127.0, "text": " That's easy, man."}, {"start": 127.0, "end": 134.0, "text": " That's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 134.0, "end": 137.0, "text": " It's not like you can even try to set your offline bird."}, {"start": 137.0, "end": 140.0, "text": " back up"}, {"start": 140.0, "end": 142.0, "text": " I uh, sure your computer's been blue screening a lot"}, {"start": 142.0, "end": 145.0, "text": " yeah, it's fine, it's fine"}, {"start": 145.0, "end": 148.0, "text": " swapping it out, I think it's when I enter tomorrow"}, {"start": 148.0, "end": 150.0, "text": " I don't know what to do"}, {"start": 150.0, "end": 153.0, "text": " it's actually probably fighting me, uh, off this one"}, {"start": 153.0, "end": 155.0, "text": " so, here we go"}, {"start": 155.0, "end": 157.0, "text": " I think we can kill him"}, {"start": 157.0, "end": 158.0, "text": " I died"}, {"start": 158.0, "end": 159.0, "text": " he did"}, {"start": 159.0, "end": 161.0, "text": " I don't did it"}, {"start": 161.0, "end": 163.0, "text": " I don't did it"}, {"start": 163.0, "end": 165.0, "text": " I found the boss"}, {"start": 165.0, "end": 167.0, "text": " Did you find it?"}, {"start": 167.0, "end": 169.0, "text": " No I didn't."}, {"start": 169.0, "end": 170.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 170.0, "end": 172.0, "text": " Where the fuck?"}, {"start": 174.0, "end": 176.0, "text": " Is it above us?"}, {"start": 176.0, "end": 178.0, "text": " Yeah I see it above us up here."}, {"start": 178.0, "end": 180.0, "text": " I don't know how to get there."}, {"start": 180.0, "end": 182.0, "text": " Okay I found it in the launcher."}, {"start": 182.0, "end": 185.0, "text": " This is going to be crazy boss for me."}, {"start": 186.0, "end": 188.0, "text": " Yeah that's me too."}, {"start": 195.0, "end": 199.0, "text": " I think my arm is very much on the sign, so I can move less."}, {"start": 203.0, "end": 205.0, "text": " I'm going to use the stone type."}, {"start": 208.0, "end": 209.0, "text": " Oh, gosh!"}, {"start": 210.0, "end": 211.0, "text": " I'm going to go off."}, {"start": 211.0, "end": 213.0, "text": " I'm going to go off the ramp."}, {"start": 216.0, "end": 218.0, "text": " I'm going to shoot from out here."}, {"start": 225.0, "end": 252.32, "text": " Oh nice feathers."}, {"start": 252.32, "end": 254.32, "text": " You have already"}, {"start": 282.32, "end": 284.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 302.71999999999997, "end": 308.15999999999997, "text": " This next level is too crazy. We'll probably just end up restarting for Jay. He's behind because he's dead sometimes"}, {"start": 308.16, "end": 310.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 310.16, "end": 312.16, "text": " There's no even the game"}, {"start": 312.16, "end": 314.16, "text": " What's just doesn't show me that"}, {"start": 314.16, "end": 316.16, "text": " Where's my"}, {"start": 316.16, "end": 318.16, "text": " In the game"}, {"start": 318.16, "end": 320.16, "text": " Like this e-p-c-d"}, {"start": 320.16, "end": 322.16, "text": " I'm sure"}, {"start": 322.16, "end": 324.16, "text": " Same level twice"}, {"start": 332.16, "end": 334.16, "text": " Holy shit this is strong"}, {"start": 338.16, "end": 343.16, "text": " Oh shit, they're strong."}, {"start": 343.16, "end": 348.16, "text": " Yeah, I'm just the regular shitty boy that's strong right now, dude."}, {"start": 361.16, "end": 363.16, "text": " I'm trying to throw."}, {"start": 368.16, "end": 397.16, "text": " I don't know if Stacking Meat Hooks does anything, come on red-eyed them."}, {"start": 397.16, "end": 401.16, "text": " Yeah, it's an sentient me"}, {"start": 401.16, "end": 405.16, "text": " I have one already. I don't know if staff will help."}, {"start": 405.16, "end": 409.16, "text": " Better."}, {"start": 409.16, "end": 413.16, "text": " Better."}, {"start": 413.16, "end": 417.16, "text": " Shilpa's"}, {"start": 417.16, "end": 421.16, "text": " I should have returned it."}, {"start": 421.16, "end": 425.16, "text": " Jason had an under-ideal on this one."}, {"start": 425.16, "end": 431.16, "text": " We're just gonna keep it going, just to get out of the square too."}, {"start": 431.16, "end": 437.16, "text": " Gotta get overpowered and get to the end and do the one try, go for it."}, {"start": 442.16, "end": 446.16, "text": " Alright, we can just hit boss, boss, boss, dude."}, {"start": 446.16, "end": 448.16, "text": " Just trying to go look what we have."}, {"start": 448.16, "end": 451.16, "text": " Just spawn in level, go to boss instantly."}, {"start": 455.16, "end": 458.16, "text": " That's the best run we really are."}, {"start": 468.16, "end": 471.16, "text": " That was the strongest little healing that you've ever seen."}, {"start": 501.16, "end": 508.16, "text": " defense is a really strong one. Offense is like, like by chance really strong. Where the fuck is this stupid boss?"}, {"start": 508.16, "end": 511.16, "text": " Let's see if it's on the other side of this over here."}, {"start": 515.1600000000001, "end": 517.1600000000001, "text": " I hope he's not here."}, {"start": 520.1600000000001, "end": 523.1600000000001, "text": " He's not over here either. Can't be where we spawned."}, {"start": 524.1600000000001, "end": 526.1600000000001, "text": " Is he not on the far side over there?"}, {"start": 531.16, "end": 533.16, "text": " Thanks for watching!"}, {"start": 561.16, "end": 563.2199999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 591.16, "end": 593.2199999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 621.16, "end": 623.2199999999999, "text": " you"}]}