{"segments": [{"start": 30.0, "end": 37.0, "text": " I had Jaden see if you're alive."}, {"start": 37.0, "end": 38.0, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 38.0, "end": 51.0, "text": " Um, I don't know if you guys can hear me, but my computer keeps blue-screening, and we're"}, {"start": 51.0, "end": 53.0, "text": " I'm probably fixing it, but it's my string."}, {"start": 55.0, "end": 57.0, "text": " I'm chasing the ash."}, {"start": 59.0, "end": 61.0, "text": " I thought it was purple guys, I missed the saw."}, {"start": 66.0, "end": 68.0, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 71.0, "end": 73.0, "text": " I might be dead."}, {"start": 171.0, "end": 173.26, "text": " He should be coming way over here."}, {"start": 173.26, "end": 175.26, "text": " So, what the fuck over here?"}, {"start": 175.26, "end": 176.76, "text": " Oh, you got it."}, {"start": 176.76, "end": 177.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 181.76, "end": 182.76, "text": " Did he open yet?"}, {"start": 182.76, "end": 183.76, "text": " No."}, {"start": 183.76, "end": 184.76, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 184.76, "end": 185.76, "text": " Look around."}, {"start": 185.76, "end": 186.76, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 200.76, "end": 201.76, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 201.76, "end": 203.76, "text": " Is there one in here still?"}, {"start": 204.76, "end": 206.76, "text": " Dude, it's nothing. It's not a monster."}, {"start": 206.76, "end": 207.76, "text": " We got to leave this."}, {"start": 208.76, "end": 209.76, "text": " Wait, dude?"}, {"start": 209.76, "end": 210.76, "text": " No, look. It's like marking me."}, {"start": 210.76, "end": 212.76, "text": " So look at this purple arrow at the top of my screen."}, {"start": 212.76, "end": 214.76, "text": " It's just showing me to nothing."}, {"start": 215.76, "end": 217.76, "text": " supposed to show you the last one"}, {"start": 217.76, "end": 220.76, "text": " it's actually showing you the last one"}, {"start": 220.76, "end": 222.76, "text": " I think it's called"}, {"start": 232.76, "end": 235.76, "text": " perfect timing to start over I guess for Jason on the side"}, {"start": 235.76, "end": 239.76, "text": " we don't need that we can just hit"}, {"start": 239.76, "end": 241.76, "text": " he's a policy"}, {"start": 241.76, "end": 243.76, "text": " yeah I know I'm gonna pull it out"}, {"start": 245.76, "end": 252.76, "text": " I don't mind either way do you?"}, {"start": 252.76, "end": 257.76, "text": " I'm just killing them."}, {"start": 257.76, "end": 265.76, "text": " Bosses are as stupid as that."}, {"start": 295.76, "end": 297.76, "text": " Looks like a big-ass monster, Bob."}, {"start": 297.76, "end": 298.76, "text": " You're shit."}, {"start": 298.76, "end": 300.76, "text": " Although big, about a mile down there."}, {"start": 300.76, "end": 301.76, "text": " What a stuff."}, {"start": 301.76, "end": 302.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 316.76, "end": 318.76, "text": " I died."}, {"start": 321.76, "end": 323.76, "text": " That's your invincible didn't you, Kev?"}, {"start": 323.76, "end": 325.76, "text": " I got behind twice."}, {"start": 325.76, "end": 327.76, "text": " Oh, something just spilled."}, {"start": 327.76, "end": 329.76, "text": " I mean, I got it."}, {"start": 329.76, "end": 331.76, "text": " Ah, so I don't know what that was."}, {"start": 331.76, "end": 333.76, "text": " I actually double-jumped him."}, {"start": 333.76, "end": 335.76, "text": " He was, uh..."}, {"start": 335.76, "end": 337.76, "text": " Oh, it's just me."}, {"start": 337.76, "end": 339.76, "text": " Oh, can you triple-jumped my guy?"}, {"start": 343.76, "end": 345.76, "text": " Okay, all my stuff got corrupted."}, {"start": 345.76, "end": 347.76, "text": " Just behind me."}, {"start": 347.76, "end": 349.76, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 349.76, "end": 351.76, "text": " Yep, all your stuff got compressed into the ground."}, {"start": 381.76, "end": 383.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 389.0, "end": 391.0, "text": " Had you a good look"}, {"start": 391.2, "end": 395.28, "text": " Yeah, I've been in your position so many times"}, {"start": 441.76, "end": 445.92, "text": " I don't know if you get enough glasses where you just start one-shotting all these dudes."}, {"start": 445.92, "end": 448.92, "text": " We have found a glasses banner, we can literally one-shot him."}, {"start": 450.92, "end": 452.92, "text": " Get that 100%."}, {"start": 458.42, "end": 460.42, "text": " He's getting strong."}, {"start": 501.76, "end": 505.76, "text": " and just killing stuff for money for your houses, but nothing."}, {"start": 505.76, "end": 507.76, "text": " You need to take out as many as possible."}, {"start": 507.76, "end": 508.76, "text": " Yeah, well, you're still..."}, {"start": 508.76, "end": 511.76, "text": " But I can't use them if I'm dead, and there's no way I'm going to use them."}, {"start": 511.76, "end": 514.76, "text": " No, what you do at this point is you let us kill everything,"}, {"start": 514.76, "end": 516.76, "text": " and all you do is run into the boxes."}, {"start": 516.76, "end": 517.76, "text": " So that's your only option."}, {"start": 517.76, "end": 520.76, "text": " Yeah, you can't sell anything like this."}, {"start": 520.76, "end": 522.76, "text": " If you make the money, you go get the token items."}, {"start": 522.76, "end": 523.76, "text": " Money?"}, {"start": 523.76, "end": 525.76, "text": " The money."}, {"start": 525.76, "end": 535.76, "text": " I need 4k more for the big chest on the boss."}, {"start": 585.76, "end": 587.76, "text": " I"}, 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674.96, "text": " Just one more head there."}, {"start": 675.76, "end": 703.66, "text": " I don't like whatever it's like shooting laser beams over there, it gets a damp, I don't"}, {"start": 703.66, "end": 705.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 714.06, "end": 716.06, "text": " Died"}, {"start": 733.66, "end": 751.66, "text": " I did 4 million, I did 4.5 million, I did 4.2 million, 8 million more than me."}, {"start": 751.66, "end": 753.66, "text": " Yeah, it's the same as Jason did."}, {"start": 754.66, "end": 756.66, "text": " Jason, about 600k."}, {"start": 756.66, "end": 758.66, "text": " No, he's got 185k."}, {"start": 758.66, "end": 760.66, "text": " I said I'm doing the same."}, {"start": 760.66, "end": 763.66, "text": " I had the first 10 seconds there."}, {"start": 766.66, "end": 767.66, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 768.66, "end": 770.66, "text": " Let's play continue in the bottom right there."}, {"start": 770.66, "end": 772.66, "text": " Holy butt cheeks."}, {"start": 772.66, "end": 774.66, "text": " That shit got ridiculous."}, {"start": 774.66, "end": 776.66, "text": " Yeah, I need a lot more shields."}, {"start": 776.66, "end": 778.66, "text": " He one punched me, didn't he?"}, {"start": 778.66, "end": 785.66, "text": " one punch man real fast"}, {"start": 803.54, "end": 806.78, "text": " yeah shat we're gonna try to fix this"}, {"start": 806.78, "end": 816.78, "text": " You're not ready game being a certain 30 seconds anyway."}, {"start": 816.78, "end": 826.78, "text": " I'm ready for bed."}, {"start": 826.78, "end": 830.78, "text": " I'm tired."}, {"start": 830.78, "end": 833.62, "text": " I'm pretty tired. This might be LG I"}, {"start": 836.38, "end": 840.5, "text": " Know but no other counter strictly. Yes, sir. I'm just trying to get you good"}, {"start": 841.86, "end": 843.86, "text": " I told you not to explain to me, dude. I"}, {"start": 845.02, "end": 848.1999999999999, "text": " Get on the ground and I play anything else like I"}, {"start": 849.42, "end": 851.42, "text": " Told you I quit for getting"}, {"start": 852.62, "end": 854.62, "text": " Much caught I"}, {"start": 854.62, "end": 869.62, "text": " I got like 90% of the way through Resident Evil Village and then I demoted on League and I didn't promote back for a month and I didn't play Resident Evil League because I didn't feel like I wanted to grind."}, {"start": 869.62, "end": 878.62, "text": " I feel that. So you do not have to explain to me whatsoever, brother. I know the grind mentality on 19."}, {"start": 884.62, "end": 890.62, "text": " It's like I should play it with games. I do enjoy playing it with games, but I lost rank, so I can't."}, {"start": 892.62, "end": 893.62, "text": " Yeah, I feel it."}, {"start": 900.62, "end": 902.62, "text": " This character's pretty fun, Chad."}, {"start": 907.62, "end": 909.62, "text": " Well, just found another new item."}, {"start": 909.62, "end": 917.62, "text": " Fair day spur. Moving around builds up moving speed and jump height. That twenty person charger hired jump to discharge into it when electric blasts."}, {"start": 917.62, "end": 920.62, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 920.62, "end": 923.62, "text": " Where were they? He said."}, {"start": 923.62, "end": 928.62, "text": " Basically running charges a higher jump and moving speed."}, {"start": 933.62, "end": 935.62, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 939.62, "end": 944.42, "text": " two green items two shitty green items"}, {"start": 950.14, "end": 954.14, "text": " flies here it's a sad shrooming"}, {"start": 954.14, "end": 971.14, "text": " I'm getting so fast, they're looking at me, look at me Jay, look at me go, mate of me!"}, {"start": 971.14, "end": 974.14, "text": " Oh, I'll kill him, too."}, {"start": 977.14, "end": 978.14, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 981.14, "end": 984.14, "text": " Look how fast I am, Jared. Just look at this bullshit."}, {"start": 989.14, "end": 993.14, "text": " Ready for a discharge? BAM! Look how high I jumped too. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 995.14, "end": 998.14, "text": " Okay, that thing charges up pretty hefty."}, {"start": 998.14, "end": 1008.14, "text": " That sprint speed goes away as soon as you jump, though."}, {"start": 1008.14, "end": 1017.14, "text": " I got the boss right here, I don't want to get out of this one quick, I'm pretty sure"}, {"start": 1017.14, "end": 1018.14, "text": " you've already looted it."}, {"start": 1018.14, "end": 1024.1399999999999, "text": " I had to run by like three boxes that I couldn't buy."}, {"start": 1024.14, "end": 1026.14, "text": " I'm back over there."}, {"start": 1043.14, "end": 1044.14, "text": " Nice J."}, {"start": 1046.14, "end": 1048.14, "text": " We hit this boss now, it would be a decent shape."}, {"start": 1048.14, "end": 1049.14, "text": " Yeah, hit it."}, {"start": 1051.14, "end": 1053.14, "text": " Time-wise, it's really good, isn't it?"}, {"start": 1054.14, "end": 1072.14, "text": " that actually a couple of"}, {"start": 1072.14, "end": 1075.14, "text": " Steven, jump this shit more damage."}, {"start": 1075.14, "end": 1077.14, "text": " No, let's go back to the main."}, {"start": 1090.14, "end": 1093.14, "text": " So you see that your shift makes you go invisible?"}, {"start": 1093.14, "end": 1094.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1094.14, "end": 1098.14, "text": " And when you hit people out of the inviz, it's nice to see them like melee out of the inviz."}, {"start": 1098.14, "end": 1099.14, "text": " No styling."}, {"start": 1099.14, "end": 1104.14, "text": " It also stuns him when you go into the engines."}, {"start": 1104.14, "end": 1110.14, "text": " So if you get stuff around you, you could shift and then run to more stuff and then right click and it'll stun him again."}, {"start": 1110.14, "end": 1112.14, "text": " Yeah, your melee is very clear."}, {"start": 1142.14, "end": 1144.14, "text": " I give us"}, {"start": 1148.18, "end": 1151.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, five minutes and we're leaving that's pretty fucking decent"}, {"start": 1160.14, "end": 1166.18, "text": " Decent I'm still alive come on some platforms and it's not these is the only a few items"}, {"start": 1172.14, "end": 1182.14, "text": " got a void zone over here"}, {"start": 1202.14, "end": 1204.14, "text": " That was decent."}, {"start": 1204.14, "end": 1206.14, "text": " Bring item."}, {"start": 1206.14, "end": 1208.14, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 1212.14, "end": 1214.14, "text": " You fucking boys."}, {"start": 1224.14, "end": 1226.14, "text": " You fucking boys."}, {"start": 1232.14, "end": 1236.14, "text": " Oh my god, I'm getting destroyed by something."}, {"start": 1236.14, "end": 1240.14, "text": " Maybe I hit that purple thing right there."}, {"start": 1240.14, "end": 1244.14, "text": " There's so much damage over there."}, {"start": 1244.14, "end": 1248.14, "text": " There's a chance of that one."}, {"start": 1248.14, "end": 1252.14, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 1252.14, "end": 1256.14, "text": " This guy needs to get like a movement item."}, {"start": 1256.14, "end": 1260.14, "text": " Like a go-lift or something."}, {"start": 1260.14, "end": 1277.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1277.14, "end": 1284.14, "text": " Yeah, don't be inside the purple one, you gotta kill everything that's in there though."}, {"start": 1284.14, "end": 1289.14, "text": " Yeah, they got beat my ass."}, {"start": 1289.14, "end": 1294.14, "text": " I'm just done with this area."}, {"start": 1294.14, "end": 1301.14, "text": " Okay, this one's done."}, {"start": 1301.14, "end": 1308.14, "text": " I don't know what a jailer is, but I'm gonna quickly pick it up."}, {"start": 1308.14, "end": 1310.14, "text": " Brutal targets in the area."}, {"start": 1310.14, "end": 1317.14, "text": " Hold on, I'm sure."}, {"start": 1317.14, "end": 1324.14, "text": " I don't even know if this guy needs to get strong."}, {"start": 1324.14, "end": 1325.14, "text": " He's just strong."}, {"start": 1325.14, "end": 1326.14, "text": " This dude's just strong."}, {"start": 1326.14, "end": 1329.14, "text": " Oh, I'm on the ship."}, {"start": 1331.14, "end": 1334.14, "text": " There's a chance we're going to be trying to reach there."}, {"start": 1334.14, "end": 1336.14, "text": " Let's hit this boss. This is kind of a shooty level."}, {"start": 1338.14, "end": 1340.14, "text": " Hit this boss right here."}, {"start": 1340.14, "end": 1342.14, "text": " 10 minutes, we get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 1342.14, "end": 1344.14, "text": " There's still a void zone over here."}, {"start": 1345.14, "end": 1347.14, "text": " Alright, got it already."}, {"start": 1356.14, "end": 1369.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1369.14, "end": 1385.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1385.14, "end": 1387.14, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1387.14, "end": 1394.14, "text": " Make sure we always attacking everything from behind."}, {"start": 1394.14, "end": 1399.14, "text": " That's as much as you can."}, {"start": 1399.14, "end": 1405.14, "text": " You have 100% crit rate behind them."}, {"start": 1405.14, "end": 1409.14, "text": " So any boss you want to choose in the back as much as you can."}, {"start": 1409.14, "end": 1413.14, "text": " You can use your shift to get around behind them."}, {"start": 1413.14, "end": 1420.14, "text": " little guys in there don't matter one shot no matter what"}, {"start": 1443.14, "end": 1447.14, "text": " Yeah, money things are getting hit for us."}, {"start": 1447.14, "end": 1449.14, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 1449.14, "end": 1452.14, "text": " Uh, hit it, hit it, hit it."}, {"start": 1452.14, "end": 1454.14, "text": " I have three money things right here."}, {"start": 1454.14, "end": 1456.14, "text": " I gotta wait for zero, right?"}, {"start": 1456.14, "end": 1457.14, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1457.14, "end": 1459.14, "text": " I need to hit it now."}, {"start": 1459.14, "end": 1461.14, "text": " They didn't."}, {"start": 1461.14, "end": 1464.14, "text": " How did they patch that?"}, {"start": 1464.14, "end": 1467.14, "text": " I hit, I hit like five money things dude."}, {"start": 1467.14, "end": 1469.14, "text": " When do you get in?"}, {"start": 1469.14, "end": 1472.14, "text": " Not seven gold, we got seven."}, {"start": 1472.14, "end": 1477.14, "text": " I hit the first ones too early, apparently."}, {"start": 1477.14, "end": 1482.14, "text": " I've got a character float, so you have to press spacebar again."}, {"start": 1482.14, "end": 1489.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1489.14, "end": 1502.14, "text": " Not my key."}, {"start": 1532.14, "end": 1534.14, "text": " I've never seen it"}, {"start": 1535.0200000000002, "end": 1537.0200000000002, "text": " What does it say? It's like that"}, {"start": 1538.98, "end": 1540.98, "text": " What does it say?"}, {"start": 1540.98, "end": 1542.98, "text": " You can see it on the thing"}, {"start": 1542.98, "end": 1543.98, "text": " Oh, this"}, {"start": 1551.98, "end": 1555.26, "text": " Oh my god, I got another one you just geared come take this come take this"}, {"start": 1555.98, "end": 1559.22, "text": " This is the thing that upgrades your item so you'll end up with a bunch of reds and shit"}, {"start": 1562.14, "end": 1566.14, "text": " Crazy, I don't know if we have this too, we'll upgrade two things."}, {"start": 1566.14, "end": 1572.14, "text": " It might give us something we want, but we'll upgrade it to the next color up."}, {"start": 1572.14, "end": 1574.14, "text": " Do you want that?"}, {"start": 1574.14, "end": 1576.14, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 1576.14, "end": 1586.14, "text": " I think I might upgrade two things now instead of, well, it's already off, so I don't even know if that's the end of the thing."}, {"start": 1586.14, "end": 1589.14, "text": " It's every stage, so every stage, right?"}, {"start": 1589.14, "end": 1592.14, "text": " Hey, you going around picking up boxes?"}, {"start": 1592.14, "end": 1593.14, "text": " Probably do."}, {"start": 1595.14, "end": 1598.14, "text": " I don't know exactly what that shit does."}, {"start": 1599.14, "end": 1601.14, "text": " When do you guys grab this?"}, {"start": 1601.14, "end": 1603.14, "text": " Grades your items at the start of each stage."}, {"start": 1603.14, "end": 1605.14, "text": " I just left an item out there at trystack,"}, {"start": 1605.14, "end": 1607.14, "text": " so when do you guys get to play?"}, {"start": 1607.14, "end": 1609.14, "text": " I don't know much about that."}, {"start": 1679.14, "end": 1682.14, "text": " I can't jump though, I'm supposed to play."}, {"start": 1682.14, "end": 1685.14, "text": " Oh, look at that frame."}, {"start": 1685.14, "end": 1688.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1688.14, "end": 1693.14, "text": " Can you look for the boss?"}, {"start": 1693.14, "end": 1696.14, "text": " Uh, I think I found the boss already."}, {"start": 1696.14, "end": 1699.14, "text": " Let's go over here then."}, {"start": 1709.14, "end": 1713.14, "text": " good day at least i'm ready for boss"}, {"start": 1713.14, "end": 1719.14, "text": " behind him"}, {"start": 1719.14, "end": 1721.14, "text": " no"}, {"start": 1721.14, "end": 1725.14, "text": " was it ready to start?"}, {"start": 1725.14, "end": 1729.14, "text": " i don't know"}, {"start": 1729.14, "end": 1734.14, "text": " just fucking slow"}, {"start": 1734.14, "end": 1736.14, "text": " I'll take your anger, dude."}, {"start": 1749.68, "end": 1751.68, "text": " Gotta be over..."}, {"start": 1753.44, "end": 1755.44, "text": " Somewhere up here, okay."}, {"start": 1759.24, "end": 1761.24, "text": " Yeah, on me."}, {"start": 1761.24, "end": 1765.64, "text": " oh you hit the blue portal thing Jared so we can take a blue portal if we want"}, {"start": 1765.64, "end": 1772.84, "text": " to to upgrade stuff boss on me though you don't want me to hit it yeah good"}, {"start": 1772.84, "end": 1777.88, "text": " okay okay here's your chance to make whoever this"}, {"start": 1791.24, "end": 1794.92, "text": " doing hot laps hold on"}, {"start": 1794.92, "end": 1816.92, "text": " I think there's two of them, I have this one almost dead or..."}, {"start": 1816.92, "end": 1817.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1817.92, "end": 1824.92, "text": " Probably not even a lot of them."}, {"start": 1824.92, "end": 1828.92, "text": " Well I think the buttoning could get some weird shit, but that's the boss, and I just killed him."}, {"start": 1839.92, "end": 1840.92, "text": " He's upstairs somewhere."}, {"start": 1840.92, "end": 1842.92, "text": " All the way above us?"}, {"start": 1842.92, "end": 1843.92, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1843.92, "end": 1845.92, "text": " Yep, I've never seen this before."}, {"start": 1853.92, "end": 1856.92, "text": " And watch me as far as I can."}, {"start": 1873.92, "end": 1880.92, "text": " I killed them."}, {"start": 1880.92, "end": 1885.92, "text": " I think whenever you hit the air, get down."}, {"start": 1885.92, "end": 1887.92, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 1887.92, "end": 1889.92, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 1889.92, "end": 1891.92, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 1891.92, "end": 1893.92, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 1893.92, "end": 1895.92, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 1895.92, "end": 1897.92, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 1897.92, "end": 1899.92, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 1899.92, "end": 1903.5600000000002, "text": " Yeah, so that was the incentive like you know how the mountain makes it harder"}, {"start": 1903.5600000000002, "end": 1906.76, "text": " there. That one would never be a quick guess."}, {"start": 1906.76, "end": 1908.76, "text": " It's too gossips."}, {"start": 1911.76, "end": 1915.5600000000002, "text": " Drop down here to me. Holy shit!"}, {"start": 1916.5600000000002, "end": 1920.5600000000002, "text": " Just jump down here. Not fighting anything, pick up your items."}, {"start": 1923.5600000000002, "end": 1925.5600000000002, "text": " Alright, that was stuff."}, {"start": 1925.5600000000002, "end": 1929.5600000000002, "text": " Just jump down here, you don't have to fight anything. It's on signet."}, {"start": 1929.92, "end": 1931.92, "text": " I don't do anything for fighting that shit."}, {"start": 1934.92, "end": 1936.92, "text": " I'm more of the actual portalist."}, {"start": 1936.92, "end": 1938.92, "text": " I'm probably the best I can come up with."}, {"start": 1938.92, "end": 1940.92, "text": " She was facing me."}, {"start": 1940.92, "end": 1941.92, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 1941.92, "end": 1942.92, "text": " Grab one."}, {"start": 1943.92, "end": 1946.92, "text": " That was an intake of B-Portals, and, uh,"}, {"start": 1946.92, "end": 1949.92, "text": " I'll possibly swap up for a red item."}, {"start": 1950.92, "end": 1952.92, "text": " Hey, sheep truck in the advance."}, {"start": 1952.92, "end": 1953.92, "text": " Grabbing his greens."}, {"start": 1953.92, "end": 1955.92, "text": " Wait, is he dead?"}, {"start": 1955.92, "end": 1956.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1956.92, "end": 1958.92, "text": " No, the B-Portals just have grab-in-girded."}, {"start": 1958.92, "end": 1960.92, "text": " It doesn't change anything"}, {"start": 1964.2, "end": 1966.2, "text": " Whatever I'm sure"}, {"start": 1967.64, "end": 1970.3600000000001, "text": " Especially since I have four of those it should take that first"}, {"start": 1975.3200000000002, "end": 1980.24, "text": " You get XP for money at the end of the round true it is worth the kill thing so you get XP for money"}, {"start": 1981.3600000000001, "end": 1987.24, "text": " Took us to a different DLC level. This is actually don't never mind. That wasn't the blue portal"}, {"start": 1987.24, "end": 1989.24, "text": " That was the portal you picked up. You can ride there."}, {"start": 1989.24, "end": 1990.24, "text": " This is some new shit."}, {"start": 1991.24, "end": 1992.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1994.24, "end": 1995.24, "text": " Alright, so why is it..."}, {"start": 1995.24, "end": 1997.24, "text": " This is a brand new content process, by the way."}, {"start": 2003.24, "end": 2005.24, "text": " We actually have to sneak in there a little bit to do damage."}, {"start": 2035.24, "end": 2037.24, "text": " I got a giant gun over there."}, {"start": 2042.24, "end": 2045.24, "text": " And I'm getting spawned on the inside."}, {"start": 2045.24, "end": 2047.24, "text": " It's gotta be a bonus."}, {"start": 2052.24, "end": 2054.24, "text": " It's gotta be like a bonus level."}, {"start": 2054.24, "end": 2056.24, "text": " You get that item there, huh?"}, {"start": 2056.24, "end": 2058.24, "text": " I can't, there's like 90 guys over there."}, {"start": 2058.24, "end": 2060.24, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 2125.2400000000002, "end": 2126.2400000000002, "text": " I'm bad."}, {"start": 2126.2400000000002, "end": 2127.2400000000002, "text": " I'm bad."}, {"start": 2127.2400000000002, "end": 2130.2400000000002, "text": " What the fuck did we just do?"}, {"start": 2130.2400000000002, "end": 2133.2400000000002, "text": " It's the last time we go into a blue portal again."}, {"start": 2133.2400000000002, "end": 2135.2400000000002, "text": " Fuck these stupid things."}, {"start": 2135.2400000000002, "end": 2137.2400000000002, "text": " Jay, I know nothing about this place, brother."}, {"start": 2137.2400000000002, "end": 2139.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, we've never been here before."}, {"start": 2139.2400000000002, "end": 2141.2400000000002, "text": " That's our first time ever."}, {"start": 2141.2400000000002, "end": 2143.2400000000002, "text": " And we were very ill-prepared."}, {"start": 2143.2400000000002, "end": 2144.2400000000002, "text": " Good luck, my friend."}, {"start": 2144.2400000000002, "end": 2145.2400000000002, "text": " Just consider this practice."}, {"start": 2145.2400000000002, "end": 2147.2400000000002, "text": " How long can you live?"}, {"start": 2147.2400000000002, "end": 2148.2400000000002, "text": " Well?"}, {"start": 2148.2400000000002, "end": 2150.2400000000002, "text": " About two seconds."}, {"start": 2150.2400000000002, "end": 2152.2400000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2158.96, "end": 2161.1800000000003, "text": " Jared clicked it Jared is the one who clicked it"}, {"start": 2162.8, "end": 2165.7200000000003, "text": " He clicked actually he was like I clicked this thing. I don't know what it does"}, {"start": 2168.36, "end": 2172.0400000000004, "text": " Damn bro, I had good shit too I had the pocket ICBM. No"}, {"start": 2174.5600000000004, "end": 2176.5600000000004, "text": " Had all the Upgraders"}, {"start": 2176.56, "end": 2183.56, "text": " Pick up an item, grants a temporary copy."}, {"start": 2183.56, "end": 2185.56, "text": " Dude, I'm annoyed."}, {"start": 2185.56, "end": 2187.56, "text": " I had really good stuff."}, {"start": 2187.56, "end": 2189.56, "text": " You're such a straight-aligned idiot."}, {"start": 2189.56, "end": 2191.56, "text": " You're damn right."}, {"start": 2191.56, "end": 2193.56, "text": " Don't shoot ever."}, {"start": 2193.56, "end": 2198.56, "text": " I want to play new content, but that was insane."}, {"start": 2206.56, "end": 2230.56, "text": " I got hit by the big dude and teleported behind me and just slammed me."}, {"start": 2230.56, "end": 2237.04, "text": " and death. Alright, the machine gun guy, that machine gun guy, see that guy? Can't get away from him."}, {"start": 2240.0, "end": 2242.24, "text": " Yeah, it is pretty rough."}, {"start": 2254.88, "end": 2255.6, "text": " Alright, let's do it again."}, {"start": 2255.6, "end": 2257.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2257.6, "end": 2260.8399999999997, "text": " Guess you can't I know that I've been talking a lot. We're just kind of chilling out this way"}, {"start": 2262.16, "end": 2264.16, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2267.2799999999997, "end": 2269.2799999999997, "text": " First time got the ice level"}, {"start": 2285.6, "end": 2309.94, "text": " As you get less killing, you'll find boxes that already killed a bunch."}, {"start": 2309.94, "end": 2312.94, "text": " the things will get you to follow you around here."}, {"start": 2313.94, "end": 2314.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2315.94, "end": 2318.94, "text": " Run around, sprint around, try to find some boxes."}, {"start": 2332.94, "end": 2334.94, "text": " I'm gonna hit this shrine of the mountain here."}, {"start": 2334.94, "end": 2336.94, "text": " The first level is always pretty slow, Jay, when it comes to the monsters."}, {"start": 2336.94, "end": 2337.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2337.94, "end": 2341.94, "text": " You hear me? I'm hitting Shrine of the Mountain."}, {"start": 2341.94, "end": 2345.94, "text": " Yeah, yeah, hit everything you can. Hit all the good- hit all the hard shit."}, {"start": 2345.94, "end": 2349.94, "text": " Yeah, that's fine. First level shit."}, {"start": 2349.94, "end": 2353.94, "text": " What is this? Box of dynamite? That's new too. Your drones are here to"}, {"start": 2353.94, "end": 2357.94, "text": " honestly drop dynamite. Alright, I need a bunch of drones."}, {"start": 2357.94, "end": 2361.94, "text": " I don't use them. Hit dynamite?"}, {"start": 2361.94, "end": 2365.94, "text": " That reminds me of his, uh..."}, {"start": 2365.94, "end": 2367.94, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 2367.94, "end": 2369.94, "text": " Without a paddle movie."}, {"start": 2373.94, "end": 2375.94, "text": " Yes, I don't like that."}, {"start": 2375.94, "end": 2377.94, "text": " Matthew Rillard and Seth Green."}, {"start": 2379.94, "end": 2381.94, "text": " They're both just, he's like,"}, {"start": 2381.94, "end": 2383.94, "text": " Oh, you got that shirt?"}, {"start": 2383.94, "end": 2385.94, "text": " I know my."}, {"start": 2385.94, "end": 2387.94, "text": " And they both just keep saying that."}, {"start": 2387.94, "end": 2389.94, "text": " That's a lot of crates you guys have missed."}, {"start": 2389.94, "end": 2391.94, "text": " Yeah, of course."}, {"start": 2391.94, "end": 2397.32, "text": " what are the purple chests you ever figured that out utility or something"}, {"start": 2397.32, "end": 2402.54, "text": " I don't really know I just grabbed everything I thought let's see what pops out of it dude"}, {"start": 2402.54, "end": 2406.34, "text": " a green what the fuck is that I think we hit this class"}, {"start": 2406.34, "end": 2411.66, "text": " go I haven't been finding too much up to you guys though"}, {"start": 2411.66, "end": 2415.7400000000002, "text": " over here you're in the bunch the chest there there's a triple banger there"}, {"start": 2415.7400000000002, "end": 2420.7400000000002, "text": " another chest right there"}, {"start": 2420.7400000000002, "end": 2431.7400000000002, "text": " picked up like a flagpole what does that do"}, {"start": 2431.7400000000002, "end": 2436.7400000000002, "text": " every once in a while it'll randomly drop it and it makes your attack speed go up and you sit next to it"}, {"start": 2436.7400000000002, "end": 2438.7400000000002, "text": " it'll be like a big circle"}, {"start": 2438.7400000000002, "end": 2443.7400000000002, "text": " it starts on whatever you level up or start a teleporter event which is the boss"}, {"start": 2443.7400000000002, "end": 2450.7400000000002, "text": " Not random at all to hear this, I have no idea what he's talking about dude."}, {"start": 2450.7400000000002, "end": 2458.7400000000002, "text": " We hit the 75%"}, {"start": 2458.7400000000002, "end": 2465.7400000000002, "text": " I'm going back to boss"}, {"start": 2465.7400000000002, "end": 2468.7400000000002, "text": " Is that triple banger?"}, {"start": 2468.7400000000002, "end": 2480.9, "text": " Yeah, he's I there is one of those on"}, {"start": 2480.9, "end": 2484.7000000000003, "text": " three power things."}, {"start": 2484.7000000000003, "end": 2486.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm not a."}, {"start": 2486.86, "end": 2490.86, "text": " Yeah, you got a little mouse button, but you change that right?"}, {"start": 2490.86, "end": 2491.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2491.86, "end": 2492.86, "text": " Follow me."}, {"start": 2492.86, "end": 2493.86, "text": " Follow me."}, {"start": 2493.86, "end": 2495.86, "text": " I thought I just passed."}, {"start": 2495.86, "end": 2497.86, "text": " Alright, I got a triple banger."}, {"start": 2497.86, "end": 2499.86, "text": " Didn't have anything good on it."}, {"start": 2499.86, "end": 2501.86, "text": " It actually is good for me though."}, {"start": 2505.86, "end": 2509.86, "text": " Also, Jay, with your shift, you can jump higher."}, {"start": 2509.86, "end": 2511.86, "text": " So you jump, shift, and then right click or shoot."}, {"start": 2511.86, "end": 2513.86, "text": " And you'll see an extra jump."}, {"start": 2513.86, "end": 2515.86, "text": " You can use it to save yourself from falling also."}, {"start": 2515.86, "end": 2517.86, "text": " Your right click."}, {"start": 2517.86, "end": 2519.86, "text": " So if you're going to take fall damage, just take your right click."}, {"start": 2519.86, "end": 2521.86, "text": " Okay, thanks."}, {"start": 2521.86, "end": 2523.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2526.06, "end": 2531.54, "text": " Yeah, we need to run all the way behind me just follow me behind you just way more damage, so"}, {"start": 2539.42, "end": 2541.42, "text": " I see might be dead here"}, {"start": 2551.86, "end": 2566.86, "text": " So you can do that if you want to fly, or sometimes you can just jump and shift and then you get all the way up on it."}, {"start": 2566.86, "end": 2571.86, "text": " He doesn't have to be a little too high, but he's a lot closer to the right of the shooting range."}, {"start": 2578.86, "end": 2581.86, "text": " Have you ever found yourself in a group of mods?"}, {"start": 2581.86, "end": 2605.34, "text": " There's a coffee printer if you have bad white items, a coffee, it's a little too fast."}, {"start": 2605.34, "end": 2607.34, "text": " you guys grab these green items, one each"}, {"start": 2607.34, "end": 2609.34, "text": " I already grabbed mine dude"}, {"start": 2609.34, "end": 2611.34, "text": " I grabbed two"}, {"start": 2611.34, "end": 2613.34, "text": " you have one each, he has two"}, {"start": 2613.34, "end": 2615.34, "text": " I just grabbed two"}, {"start": 2615.34, "end": 2617.34, "text": " that's right, I only got one"}, {"start": 2617.34, "end": 2619.34, "text": " I forgot I hit the mountain shrine"}, {"start": 2619.34, "end": 2621.34, "text": " I mean, she got two"}, {"start": 2625.34, "end": 2627.34, "text": " this is a temporary barrier"}, {"start": 2627.34, "end": 2629.34, "text": " dimensional or on low health"}, {"start": 2629.34, "end": 2638.94, "text": " to the next one to mountain trying there's six to mountain trying there's six"}, {"start": 2638.94, "end": 2643.94, "text": " I'm just gonna say, um, is this new?"}, {"start": 2643.94, "end": 2645.94, "text": " I'm gonna say it's just a new one, but we haven't played it yet."}, {"start": 2645.94, "end": 2647.94, "text": " Looks like it's just snowed or something."}, {"start": 2647.94, "end": 2649.94, "text": " There's the boss right there."}, {"start": 2649.94, "end": 2651.94, "text": " Over there."}, {"start": 2661.94, "end": 2663.94, "text": " Shredder."}, {"start": 2668.94, "end": 2678.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2678.94, "end": 2693.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2693.94, "end": 2695.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2700.66, "end": 2702.66, "text": " Oh, man, I got recycler"}, {"start": 2705.1, "end": 2707.1, "text": " Change tonight"}, {"start": 2712.5, "end": 2718.32, "text": " What you know, I think pink is middle-click I change my mother"}, {"start": 2723.94, "end": 2742.94, "text": " I'm fine, I'm not my guy's special tank."}, {"start": 2742.94, "end": 2743.94, "text": " What did I speak?"}, {"start": 2743.94, "end": 2745.94, "text": " I can't make a change that."}, {"start": 2759.94, "end": 2761.94, "text": " Fox are here, here, here, go."}, {"start": 2769.94, "end": 2771.94, "text": " There's a green uh..."}, {"start": 2771.94, "end": 2773.94, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2774.94, "end": 2778.94, "text": " Dream printer with the trashiest trash in the world."}, {"start": 2781.94, "end": 2783.94, "text": " Split turrets."}, {"start": 2790.94, "end": 2793.94, "text": " I'm ready to hit boss here soon."}, {"start": 2793.94, "end": 2795.94, "text": " Slider, I'm gonna fucking float."}, {"start": 2796.94, "end": 2797.94, "text": " Hit boss."}, {"start": 2797.94, "end": 2813.94, "text": " I need drones. If you see a drone, let me know. Since I got that long ago, I was hitting it."}, {"start": 2857.94, "end": 2859.94, "text": " low health explodes"}, {"start": 2859.94, "end": 2861.94, "text": " the other one"}, {"start": 2861.94, "end": 2863.94, "text": " I'll recycle this"}, {"start": 2863.94, "end": 2865.94, "text": " grab that"}, {"start": 2865.94, "end": 2867.94, "text": " I'm sorry"}, {"start": 2867.94, "end": 2869.94, "text": " come on I can recycle this other one"}, {"start": 2869.94, "end": 2871.94, "text": " that's actually good for your character"}, {"start": 2871.94, "end": 2873.94, "text": " did you already grab the other one Kevin?"}, {"start": 2873.94, "end": 2875.94, "text": " I did"}, {"start": 2875.94, "end": 2877.94, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 2877.94, "end": 2879.94, "text": " no it's a book"}, {"start": 2879.94, "end": 2881.94, "text": " chance to kill"}, {"start": 2881.94, "end": 2883.94, "text": " chance on kill to drop treasure"}, {"start": 2883.94, "end": 2885.94, "text": " not very sure"}, {"start": 2885.94, "end": 2887.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2900.82, "end": 2902.82, "text": " Somebody has a russian key it's over there"}, {"start": 2904.42, "end": 2908.58, "text": " Jason yes, look at that paint jay go to go towards that. I'm gonna get where I'm paying you right here"}, {"start": 2909.3, "end": 2912.98, "text": " I'm just paying jay. You see the green guy the yellow box see the yellow box"}, {"start": 2912.98, "end": 2914.98, "text": " sense of its name, yeah I see, I see, I see"}, {"start": 2914.98, "end": 2915.98, "text": " you wanna go for that?"}, {"start": 2915.98, "end": 2916.98, "text": " uh, start going there now"}, {"start": 2916.98, "end": 2917.98, "text": " you can start going there"}, {"start": 2917.98, "end": 2918.98, "text": " yeah, go for there now"}, {"start": 2918.98, "end": 2919.98, "text": " what's that thing?"}, {"start": 2919.98, "end": 2920.98, "text": " what's up here?"}, {"start": 2928.98, "end": 2929.98, "text": " you gotta wait till it gets in"}, {"start": 2929.98, "end": 2930.98, "text": " shoot me a little box down there Jay"}, {"start": 2930.98, "end": 2931.98, "text": " it's like a little, it's like a little brown box"}, {"start": 2931.98, "end": 2932.98, "text": " there you go"}, {"start": 2933.98, "end": 2934.98, "text": " okay, I'm ready to go when you are"}, {"start": 2934.98, "end": 2935.98, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 2935.98, "end": 2936.98, "text": " yeah, let me"}, {"start": 2937.98, "end": 2938.98, "text": " grab this fucking"}, {"start": 2942.98, "end": 2948.26, "text": " You can go."}, {"start": 2948.26, "end": 2950.06, "text": " You remember what my R does, right, Jared?"}, {"start": 2950.06, "end": 2951.86, "text": " The second iteration of this guy's R?"}, {"start": 2951.86, "end": 2956.82, "text": " No, the first one is if you kill something, you get to use it again."}, {"start": 2956.82, "end": 2961.94, "text": " This one is every kill I do, it stacks the damage for that stage that my R does."}, {"start": 2961.94, "end": 2965.78, "text": " So I have two R charges, so that's why I did so much to the boss, I got 22 stacks."}, {"start": 2965.78, "end": 2975.28, "text": " things with our so just looking for ramps up the damage dude good like that"}, {"start": 2975.28, "end": 2981.7400000000002, "text": " triple drone shot okay I need that yeah kill shape quick fucks early in there's a"}, {"start": 2981.7400000000002, "end": 2987.5, "text": " lot I know this what the fuck are all the bad guys"}, {"start": 2988.9, "end": 2994.34, "text": " and I found one there's a stack of teddy bear thing what is that don't take that"}, {"start": 2994.34, "end": 3001.34, "text": " It's a temporary item thing, so you get them for like this stage only."}, {"start": 3001.34, "end": 3004.34, "text": " If it's 44 gold, you get like 5 or 6 of them."}, {"start": 3004.34, "end": 3008.34, "text": " Only get it for this stage, so it's not much of a difference."}, {"start": 3008.34, "end": 3010.34, "text": " They just added that."}, {"start": 3010.34, "end": 3013.34, "text": " Temporary, dude, I don't see anything to kill."}, {"start": 3013.34, "end": 3016.34, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 3016.34, "end": 3020.34, "text": " That's bad, this stage is just pumping away harder."}, {"start": 3020.34, "end": 3023.34, "text": " We're on stage three now, right?"}, {"start": 3023.34, "end": 3026.34, "text": " Yeah, should be way more spawning."}, {"start": 3026.34, "end": 3029.34, "text": " We did do it pretty fast though."}, {"start": 3029.34, "end": 3030.34, "text": " Dammit."}, {"start": 3030.34, "end": 3031.34, "text": " Found where the boss is."}, {"start": 3031.34, "end": 3034.34, "text": " I don't like that one though."}, {"start": 3034.34, "end": 3036.34, "text": " The boss is on the area."}, {"start": 3036.34, "end": 3040.34, "text": " This stage is usually the nicest to find the boss on."}, {"start": 3043.34, "end": 3046.34, "text": " What's this gold thing doing?"}, {"start": 3046.34, "end": 3049.34, "text": " Oh, shit, you got the fuck."}, {"start": 3049.34, "end": 3051.34, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 3051.34, "end": 3054.34, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3054.34, "end": 3059.34, "text": " I'm gonna stop the line now."}, {"start": 3059.34, "end": 3060.34, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3060.34, "end": 3064.34, "text": " I had some stuff happening there."}, {"start": 3064.34, "end": 3067.34, "text": " I don't have a lot of fucking money here, though."}, {"start": 3067.34, "end": 3073.34, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3073.34, "end": 3083.34, "text": " I found a bunch of mobs here, here's some gold, here's a tri-tip on that one."}, {"start": 3093.34, "end": 3099.34, "text": " I got these glasses chat, who has a key? There's another key right here, rusty luckbox."}, {"start": 3099.34, "end": 3102.34, "text": " There you have the unit, so they don't need it."}, {"start": 3102.34, "end": 3104.34, "text": " You got an extra key here, apparently."}, {"start": 3104.34, "end": 3106.34, "text": " There's a copier down here."}, {"start": 3110.34, "end": 3112.34, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna get him in there. I'm not gonna stand in the middle."}, {"start": 3129.34, "end": 3135.58, "text": " these little blue balls"}, {"start": 3135.58, "end": 3141.58, "text": " black and blue"}, {"start": 3141.58, "end": 3144.82, "text": " not sure which I'm on"}, {"start": 3144.82, "end": 3149.2200000000003, "text": " I'm just gonna take my own damage that's not good for me actually"}, {"start": 3149.2200000000003, "end": 3154.2200000000003, "text": " he's got blue balls gotta figure out his blue balls"}, {"start": 3154.2200000000003, "end": 3157.7000000000003, "text": " blue ball situation over here"}, {"start": 3157.7000000000003, "end": 3164.7000000000003, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3164.7000000000003, "end": 3166.5000000000005, "text": " Another brown selector."}, {"start": 3166.5000000000005, "end": 3172.26, "text": " I don't think crit, I mean does it do like crit on abilities?"}, {"start": 3172.26, "end": 3179.26, "text": " I don't know what activating these nodes does."}, {"start": 3179.26, "end": 3183.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah, Jason."}, {"start": 3183.2200000000003, "end": 3185.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3185.6600000000003, "end": 3186.6600000000003, "text": " Marking a thing for you?"}, {"start": 3186.66, "end": 3190.14, "text": " you have a bronze key for that still right yeah you do see the thing I marked"}, {"start": 3190.14, "end": 3194.22, "text": " the yellow box I'm away get that shit"}, {"start": 3198.7799999999997, "end": 3206.2999999999997, "text": " dude this thing walked up to me and stole an item huh brother the robots"}, {"start": 3206.2999999999997, "end": 3211.46, "text": " don't let the robots get close to you they it's gone like my oh he heals it"}, {"start": 3211.46, "end": 3213.46, "text": " and then you kill him and get him back I guess."}, {"start": 3213.46, "end": 3215.46, "text": " Back."}, {"start": 3215.46, "end": 3217.46, "text": " Okay, well, I'll just keep up there."}, {"start": 3217.46, "end": 3218.46, "text": " Still be careful."}, {"start": 3218.46, "end": 3219.46, "text": " Stop the machine out here, chat."}, {"start": 3219.46, "end": 3220.46, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 3220.46, "end": 3221.46, "text": " How do you go around?"}, {"start": 3221.46, "end": 3223.46, "text": " I'm going to go around."}, {"start": 3225.46, "end": 3227.46, "text": " That spawns items."}, {"start": 3229.46, "end": 3230.46, "text": " No, not what I was saying."}, {"start": 3230.46, "end": 3232.46, "text": " You see my big chest over there?"}, {"start": 3232.46, "end": 3233.46, "text": " We should boss it up."}, {"start": 3233.46, "end": 3234.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3234.46, "end": 3236.46, "text": " We should boss it up though."}, {"start": 3236.46, "end": 3237.46, "text": " Yeah, in over 16 minutes,"}, {"start": 3237.46, "end": 3238.46, "text": " we're looking pretty good here"}, {"start": 3238.46, "end": 3240.46, "text": " if we can get one down."}, {"start": 3240.46, "end": 3246.56, "text": " I got a bunch of drones right now and in the bus"}, {"start": 3248.62, "end": 3253.62, "text": " Yeah, any man drum boy. What the fuck is the tenant drum boy? Who has that?"}, {"start": 3265.42, "end": 3267.42, "text": " Oh because I hit that extra little thing"}, {"start": 3270.46, "end": 3283.46, "text": " Watch the other one, it's going to start throwing bombs on the ground, it's going to stop."}, {"start": 3283.46, "end": 3285.46, "text": " Oh my god, I almost died."}, {"start": 3298.46, "end": 3300.46, "text": " Okay, we're getting this down."}, {"start": 3300.46, "end": 3301.46, "text": " Now we just got the other guy."}, {"start": 3301.46, "end": 3303.46, "text": " Oh my god, I almost died again."}, {"start": 3303.46, "end": 3321.84, "text": " again. Oh my god, I'm almost out again. Good news is, you're alive. Oh my god, I'm almost"}, {"start": 3321.84, "end": 3323.84, "text": " out again"}, {"start": 3334.84, "end": 3336.84, "text": " alpire can sure"}, {"start": 3343.84, "end": 3345.84, "text": " those do there a couple that are"}, {"start": 3345.84, "end": 3347.84, "text": " decent, you can't take it away"}, {"start": 3351.84, "end": 3363.04, "text": " You get one Jay, there's one up here. Okay, I'll grab that one. I'm gonna change it."}, {"start": 3372.56, "end": 3374.7200000000003, "text": " No blue border this time. It's gonna be my last time."}, {"start": 3374.7200000000003, "end": 3377.5200000000004, "text": " Hey, you're tripping at your first hit, that's hitting it."}, {"start": 3378.8, "end": 3381.92, "text": " Yes sir, okay, that was nice. I see a fucking chest there, god damn it."}, {"start": 3384.4800000000005, "end": 3385.76, "text": " Ooh, we got a bunch of gold somehow."}, {"start": 3385.76, "end": 3392.8, "text": " Squiddy's kind of happy. Are you like, this good or are you like, this good's good, but they're just like, they're like, this level has the biggest chest."}, {"start": 3392.8, "end": 3395.44, "text": " Guaranteed red somewhere. I'll look for the chest."}, {"start": 3395.44, "end": 3396.6400000000003, "text": " Look at the big squid here."}, {"start": 3398.0800000000004, "end": 3398.96, "text": " The big squid?"}, {"start": 3400.5600000000004, "end": 3402.0000000000005, "text": " Okay, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3402.4, "end": 3402.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3404.7200000000003, "end": 3414.7200000000003, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 3414.7200000000003, "end": 3420.7200000000003, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 3420.7200000000003, "end": 3428.7200000000003, "text": " Triple banger here."}, {"start": 3428.7200000000003, "end": 3437.44, "text": " That's the lean decent this guy decent need money lots of it"}, {"start": 3439.44, "end": 3441.44, "text": " We're gonna kill shit"}, {"start": 3458.7200000000003, "end": 3474.44, "text": " I remember this being pretty good right?"}, {"start": 3504.44, "end": 3517.44, "text": " I'm looking around for the red chest to see how much costs."}, {"start": 3517.44, "end": 3521.44, "text": " Remember how to find the red chest here?"}, {"start": 3521.44, "end": 3526.44, "text": " Oh no, I'm not a big MF guest."}, {"start": 3526.44, "end": 3533.44, "text": " They're like five spots and hands gone but they're always be like purple glowing mushrooms on your way to it."}, {"start": 3545.44, "end": 3550.44, "text": " Uh, there's a gold runner there Jared if you have a good gold item or a shitty gold item."}, {"start": 3550.44, "end": 3554.44, "text": " Is it just a bug that my things got green with a little sliver of yellow in it?"}, {"start": 3554.44, "end": 3560.44, "text": " I have my health mark, but it's a little sliver of yellow as an extra shield when you are"}, {"start": 3560.44, "end": 3561.44, "text": " going to pick up."}, {"start": 3561.44, "end": 3566.44, "text": " This might be a good time to click tap J and just go through the items and see if you"}, {"start": 3566.44, "end": 3579.44, "text": " can do something to understand that."}, {"start": 3579.44, "end": 3581.44, "text": " 3600 for this chest need"}, {"start": 3583.88, "end": 3585.88, "text": " A little bit more"}, {"start": 3586.68, "end": 3588.68, "text": " Kill some shit"}, {"start": 3589.84, "end": 3592.28, "text": " I've a yeah, yeah the equally"}, {"start": 3593.08, "end": 3596.86, "text": " Scrap white box does nothing so that's at the printer's"}, {"start": 3598.0, "end": 3600.36, "text": " At the printers if there's a white thinner around"}, {"start": 3601.08, "end": 3603.08, "text": " It'll use that first"}, {"start": 3604.16, "end": 3606.16, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3606.16, "end": 3611.16, "text": " That means you put something in a scrapper."}, {"start": 3617.16, "end": 3620.16, "text": " Finally some stuff spawned on me dude."}, {"start": 3626.16, "end": 3628.16, "text": " I'm gonna get this boss soon."}, {"start": 3629.16, "end": 3631.16, "text": " I'm gonna put some equipment in here."}, {"start": 3631.16, "end": 3643.52, "text": " getting a hundred percent crit strike cost um if we hit the boss i'd probably get enough"}, {"start": 3643.52, "end": 3649.6, "text": " gold to hit that chest and anyway so if we hit the boss we're like that's right above"}, {"start": 3649.6, "end": 3653.72, "text": " us we need a thousand gold make sure we get that"}, {"start": 3653.7200000000003, "end": 3663.7200000000003, "text": " I think they play doons right here, I'm not sure how to do that, so I'm going to hold."}, {"start": 3663.7200000000003, "end": 3668.7200000000003, "text": " Damn, I was going to change that."}, {"start": 3668.7200000000003, "end": 3677.7200000000003, "text": " Fuck, I'm going to grab up this chair, I'm going to get in here."}, {"start": 3677.7200000000003, "end": 3693.0400000000004, "text": " I need something to heal me, I don't want the guy to have anything for me."}, {"start": 3693.0400000000004, "end": 3697.0400000000004, "text": " What's that gold item do?"}, {"start": 3697.0400000000004, "end": 3699.6400000000003, "text": " Siphon's health, I picked one up, he can pick up the other one."}, {"start": 3699.6400000000003, "end": 3700.6400000000003, "text": " Siphon's health from nearby enemies."}, {"start": 3700.6400000000003, "end": 3701.6400000000003, "text": " There we go, there's a healing item."}, {"start": 3701.6400000000003, "end": 3704.6400000000003, "text": " I don't know if the other one knows, there's a gold thinner right next to us."}, {"start": 3704.64, "end": 3711.64, "text": " I don't know if the other one knows that the goldfinner is right next to us, I'm not sure what that one is, but we're gonna take hold of him."}, {"start": 3711.64, "end": 3716.64, "text": " That is the Shatter Swing, that's what, Double Crit? Okay, I'm gonna go and use that then."}, {"start": 3717.64, "end": 3722.64, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna use this Goldfinner, and I have enough gold to buy it to get him to try them."}, {"start": 3722.64, "end": 3728.64, "text": " That is the Shatter Swing, that's insane. I would like the healing, but I think it's a Double Crit damage or some shit."}, {"start": 3728.64, "end": 3740.0, "text": " I think Shadows feels like the best item for my guy, honestly, especially this gold."}, {"start": 3740.0, "end": 3742.8399999999997, "text": " Kevin's like a devil in the ambulance game a little bit here in time, you know, maybe"}, {"start": 3742.8399999999997, "end": 3744.8399999999997, "text": " play it about three or four times."}, {"start": 3744.8399999999997, "end": 3746.8399999999997, "text": " I mean, I play with Jared every time he plays it."}, {"start": 3746.8399999999997, "end": 3748.8399999999997, "text": " I don't think that's sure yet."}, {"start": 3748.8399999999997, "end": 3753.8399999999997, "text": " I think both strikes always bleed enemy paths when it does."}, {"start": 3753.84, "end": 3756.84, "text": " and it has what it does, the way it's gripping the back so it's..."}, {"start": 3756.84, "end": 3758.84, "text": " Time to land, time to land, time to land."}, {"start": 3758.84, "end": 3763.84, "text": " I'm going up top, I gotta go all the way up top here real quick to get the big bucks."}, {"start": 3763.84, "end": 3766.84, "text": " I didn't really buy anything this whole time."}, {"start": 3769.84, "end": 3772.84, "text": " Almost there, almost there, almost there."}, {"start": 3774.84, "end": 3776.84, "text": " Hit the box."}, {"start": 3776.84, "end": 3778.84, "text": " Got him, I am hit it."}, {"start": 3778.84, "end": 3782.84, "text": " Activating equipment turns an additional random equipment effect."}, {"start": 3782.84, "end": 3789.84, "text": " They added a setting you can expect items to see what they do."}, {"start": 3789.84, "end": 3791.84, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 3791.84, "end": 3794.84, "text": " That's the most."}, {"start": 3801.84, "end": 3803.84, "text": " What's that bottle building?"}, {"start": 3803.84, "end": 3805.84, "text": " What's that blue thing on me?"}, {"start": 3805.84, "end": 3807.84, "text": " A shield?"}, {"start": 3807.84, "end": 3810.04, "text": " Jason's got like a blue thing on him that loads up my guy."}, {"start": 3810.04, "end": 3811.04, "text": " Oh, God!"}, {"start": 3813.04, "end": 3814.04, "text": " Handy over."}, {"start": 3822.7400000000002, "end": 3823.7400000000002, "text": " Oh, biggie, biggie!"}, {"start": 3827.54, "end": 3828.54, "text": " Just kill him?"}, {"start": 3829.34, "end": 3831.04, "text": " Kill him, good. I don't know if we kill the other thing."}, {"start": 3831.04, "end": 3832.54, "text": " I think we killed the big guy."}, {"start": 3833.34, "end": 3834.34, "text": " The worm."}, {"start": 3834.54, "end": 3835.54, "text": " The worm? Yeah."}, {"start": 3835.84, "end": 3836.84, "text": " Music stop."}, {"start": 3836.84, "end": 3841.7200000000003, "text": " Quick hit, I really made any fucking money from that, I don't know."}, {"start": 3844.52, "end": 3845.6400000000003, "text": " That's some more shit."}, {"start": 3849.32, "end": 3849.88, "text": " He's better."}, {"start": 3849.88, "end": 3874.88, "text": " I don't like this character because he just moves so fucking slow."}, {"start": 3934.88, "end": 3937.62, "text": " I need to find the money on the toilet."}, {"start": 3937.62, "end": 3939.62, "text": " Money on the toilet."}, {"start": 3939.62, "end": 3941.62, "text": " I need to find the money on the toilet."}, {"start": 3941.62, "end": 3943.62, "text": " Money on the toilet."}, {"start": 3943.62, "end": 3945.62, "text": " Money on the toilet."}, {"start": 3945.62, "end": 3947.62, "text": " Little bit of that."}, {"start": 3947.62, "end": 3954.62, "text": " Hey boss, what are these stupid things doing?"}, {"start": 3954.62, "end": 3960.62, "text": " I'm just gonna leave you some shit."}, {"start": 3960.62, "end": 3976.0, "text": " Oh weird like I can't make money on this level."}, {"start": 3976.0, "end": 3983.0, "text": " I don't know what is that one, it's killing any of your leashes homing baggers."}, {"start": 3983.0, "end": 3987.0, "text": " It's kind of dope but it sucks."}, {"start": 3987.0, "end": 3994.0, "text": " The final boss fight is useless."}, {"start": 3994.0, "end": 3999.0, "text": " What the shit sucks, Chad."}, {"start": 3999.0, "end": 4001.0, "text": " What is that actually?"}, {"start": 4009.0, "end": 4011.0, "text": " I need this."}, {"start": 4016.0, "end": 4018.0, "text": " I need to inspect it."}, {"start": 4029.0, "end": 4040.0, "text": " You and your allies enter a frenzy, I got my equipment, hell yeah I did, that one's"}, {"start": 4040.0, "end": 4041.0, "text": " dope."}, {"start": 4041.0, "end": 4044.0, "text": " The allies to this huge..."}, {"start": 4046.0, "end": 4047.0, "text": " What is..."}, {"start": 4064.0, "end": 4067.0, "text": " See if I'm the boss over again."}, {"start": 4071.0, "end": 4074.0, "text": " Oh, how do you... there's purple everywhere!"}, {"start": 4075.0, "end": 4076.0, "text": " You're on purple?"}, {"start": 4077.0, "end": 4080.0, "text": " I was in purple all damn time I was running around!"}, {"start": 4082.0, "end": 4084.0, "text": " Just take it away, I could get it."}, {"start": 4084.0, "end": 4087.0, "text": " Jason, dad, I'm picking the boss here pretty soon."}, {"start": 4090.0, "end": 4092.0, "text": " Did you say you're clicking the boss?"}, {"start": 4092.0, "end": 4093.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4094.0, "end": 4096.0, "text": " Alright, I'm a little bit ready for you."}, {"start": 4096.0, "end": 4098.0, "text": " Go ahead, I'm close enough."}, {"start": 4098.0, "end": 4100.0, "text": " I have a Q for it that's gonna fuck."}, {"start": 4101.0, "end": 4103.0, "text": " I got"}, {"start": 4113.88, "end": 4115.88, "text": " I got a spring they do"}, {"start": 4122.96, "end": 4124.96, "text": " Basically"}, {"start": 4161.0, "end": 4174.2, "text": " The box inside the zone, dude."}, {"start": 4174.2, "end": 4181.2, "text": " when it's 90% I'm going to run over here and see if I can hit the pool"}, {"start": 4194.2, "end": 4195.2, "text": " 90%"}, {"start": 4197.2, "end": 4201.2, "text": " I'm running out, there's a drone on the ground here"}, {"start": 4234.2, "end": 4236.2, "text": " What is my old dude?"}, {"start": 4236.2, "end": 4238.2, "text": " Oh, right if it's too long."}, {"start": 4238.2, "end": 4240.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4240.2, "end": 4242.2, "text": " Put an eye drops in my eyes."}, {"start": 4250.2, "end": 4254.2, "text": " We're going to get a free pass cue here."}, {"start": 4294.2, "end": 4296.2, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 4296.679999999999, "end": 4303.639999999999, "text": " You say fuck you you oh you're cute. Let me see ha ignite everything nearby including you and your ally"}, {"start": 4304.639999999999, "end": 4306.639999999999, "text": " I mean, yeah, never use that before"}, {"start": 4308.2, "end": 4311.2, "text": " Well, just don't be around us when you use it and run away a sin"}, {"start": 4311.2, "end": 4323.96, "text": " I don't know why bars are like a fascination bar under here, that's when I freeze and"}, {"start": 4323.96, "end": 4334.72, "text": " I take care of it but, float away my friend, man that's not good at press, that thing sucks"}, {"start": 4334.72, "end": 4337.72, "text": " see this is kicking me away really strong guy right here"}, {"start": 4337.72, "end": 4341.72, "text": " keep it frozen at least"}, {"start": 4341.72, "end": 4346.72, "text": " I just pressed it again like an idiot"}, {"start": 4346.72, "end": 4348.72, "text": " and now I'm super slow"}, {"start": 4348.72, "end": 4352.72, "text": " there's a Q that does damage to him so"}, {"start": 4352.72, "end": 4357.72, "text": " to him and nearby allies"}, {"start": 4357.72, "end": 4359.72, "text": " so basically at this point stay away from Jay"}, {"start": 4359.72, "end": 4361.72, "text": " is what we're going with here"}, {"start": 4361.72, "end": 4362.72, "text": " yeah don't come near me"}, {"start": 4362.72, "end": 4369.72, "text": " Let's see if you see the left side."}, {"start": 4378.4400000000005, "end": 4385.4400000000005, "text": " The question is that I want to train greens for good red."}, {"start": 4415.4400000000005, "end": 4417.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4419.76, "end": 4421.76, "text": " Can't"}, {"start": 4428.52, "end": 4434.72, "text": " And we're about to beat ass we make them float every time we attack it's fucking boss yet it works on the boss too, which is great"}, {"start": 4437.68, "end": 4442.76, "text": " Why does it take it's only if you get closer to it? I think I just gotta be in there. I'm gonna start the other one"}, {"start": 4475.4400000000005, "end": 4497.68, "text": " I think on one of them it does, which is the one that like pushes you away."}, {"start": 4497.68, "end": 4504.68, "text": " I don't really see my dynamite go off, ever."}, {"start": 4514.320000000001, "end": 4517.320000000001, "text": " I'm glad we're just two of them."}, {"start": 4517.320000000001, "end": 4520.02, "text": " Alright, two. We need two more."}, {"start": 4520.02, "end": 4522.96, "text": " Follow up, Jason. Go for five or two long."}, {"start": 4522.96, "end": 4525.8, "text": " do you wanna check uh... the swaps or not"}, {"start": 4525.8, "end": 4527.82, "text": " the shop"}, {"start": 4527.82, "end": 4528.6, "text": " i don't care"}, {"start": 4528.6, "end": 4532.04, "text": " we're gonna be dead"}, {"start": 4532.04, "end": 4534.2, "text": " i don't think there's a red that i would"}, {"start": 4534.2, "end": 4541.2, "text": " don't help me out too much"}, {"start": 4552.96, "end": 4562.96, "text": " Yeah, I still have anything I'd like to get some health back, it's gonna be a problem."}, {"start": 4562.96, "end": 4568.96, "text": " And the last cannon though."}, {"start": 4568.96, "end": 4574.96, "text": " Yeah, just nothing to heal back up except passive health regen."}, {"start": 4574.96, "end": 4599.2, "text": " Not great."}, {"start": 4599.2, "end": 4602.72, "text": " The only thing is I am stacking, and as you can see, my hutch got really high."}, {"start": 4602.72, "end": 4605.12, "text": " I'm sure it is not going to hit."}, {"start": 4607.12, "end": 4609.12, "text": " Is there only one over here?"}, {"start": 4609.12, "end": 4611.12, "text": " Yeah, correct."}, {"start": 4613.12, "end": 4615.12, "text": " Am I out of damage?"}, {"start": 4615.12, "end": 4617.12, "text": " It's really strong that you usually use them on this level."}, {"start": 4629.2, "end": 4639.2, "text": " It actually only spawns 4 total, it only spawns like 5 or 6 and you kind of choose."}, {"start": 4639.2, "end": 4645.2, "text": " How you doing keeping up, Jay?"}, {"start": 4645.2, "end": 4649.2, "text": " I'm doing good, attention."}, {"start": 4649.2, "end": 4654.2, "text": " So we have to do these fucking 4 little portal things and then it opens up the big portal"}, {"start": 4654.2, "end": 4665.639999999999, "text": " Oh my god, I'm getting slowed and wrecked by the little bombers."}, {"start": 4665.639999999999, "end": 4672.84, "text": " It's too close."}, {"start": 4672.84, "end": 4676.0, "text": " I do have a healing drone, actually."}, {"start": 4676.0, "end": 4682.72, "text": " Not one heal."}, {"start": 4682.72, "end": 4697.68, "text": " just need us over here all right all done baby"}, {"start": 4697.68, "end": 4699.68, "text": " I'm just waiting for my friend."}, {"start": 4704.68, "end": 4706.68, "text": " Shoulda pushed my side."}, {"start": 4715.68, "end": 4717.68, "text": " Alright, let's rock this for a game."}, {"start": 4721.68, "end": 4723.68, "text": " I stepped in already, get in."}, {"start": 4724.68, "end": 4725.68, "text": " They went in?"}, {"start": 4725.68, "end": 4735.68, "text": " I'm a frenzy us right away."}, {"start": 4735.68, "end": 4745.68, "text": " Yeah, we're getting out of here at this time of the night, I'm not even really a streamer."}, {"start": 4745.68, "end": 4768.04, "text": " if"}, {"start": 4768.04, "end": 4775.62, "text": " you ready to jump your day to jump over the"}, {"start": 4775.62, "end": 4795.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4795.62, "end": 4802.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4802.62, "end": 4805.62, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4805.62, "end": 4807.62, "text": " head of"}, {"start": 4807.62, "end": 4810.62, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4810.62, "end": 4812.62, "text": " I'm getting KC to friendly, friendly."}, {"start": 4826.82, "end": 4829.82, "text": " Hope the fliers first, for the biggest pain in the ass."}, {"start": 4870.62, "end": 4871.62, "text": " I was going out."}, {"start": 4871.62, "end": 4873.62, "text": " Yeah, never picked that Q up there."}, {"start": 4873.62, "end": 4875.62, "text": " What's this Q, dude?"}, {"start": 4875.62, "end": 4877.12, "text": " He was burning himself, dude."}, {"start": 4877.12, "end": 4879.12, "text": " Burned himself in nearby allies and enemies."}, {"start": 4886.62, "end": 4887.62, "text": " Who told you to think that?"}, {"start": 4893.62, "end": 4894.62, "text": " You think me?"}, {"start": 4896.62, "end": 4897.62, "text": " I know how you do that."}, {"start": 4897.62, "end": 4898.62, "text": " I know how you do that."}, {"start": 4928.62, "end": 4931.9, "text": " right now I don't like this"}, {"start": 4933.9, "end": 4940.38, "text": " you know this boss does I think you have never had your fire yet"}, {"start": 4940.38, "end": 4943.42, "text": " my delicate watch"}, {"start": 4948.62, "end": 4951.82, "text": " here we go here we go it's game time"}, {"start": 4958.62, "end": 4963.62, "text": " I got the problem with you again."}, {"start": 4963.62, "end": 4967.62, "text": " Easy, easy mate."}, {"start": 4967.62, "end": 4973.62, "text": " How did it always get the same thing three times?"}, {"start": 4973.62, "end": 4975.62, "text": " My drone's still popping off."}, {"start": 4975.62, "end": 4977.62, "text": " Yo, drones."}, {"start": 4977.62, "end": 4979.62, "text": " Real generous."}, {"start": 4979.62, "end": 4981.62, "text": " Run right into this and die."}, {"start": 4981.62, "end": 4982.62, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4982.62, "end": 4983.62, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4983.62, "end": 4985.62, "text": " Easy, easy."}, {"start": 4985.62, "end": 4987.62, "text": " Couldn't use your ice to save me though"}, {"start": 5001.38, "end": 5005.92, "text": " Get your items like hey teddy bear that's big adding any defensive items"}, {"start": 5015.62, "end": 5018.62, "text": " I'm gonna be carried by Jared, sad to stay in my LR state."}, {"start": 5021.62, "end": 5023.62, "text": " Look at how many times he's gonna hit this thing."}, {"start": 5025.62, "end": 5028.62, "text": " Look at that dude, it's fucking ridiculous!"}, {"start": 5032.62, "end": 5034.62, "text": " It's insane!"}, {"start": 5034.62, "end": 5035.62, "text": " One tapped."}, {"start": 5036.62, "end": 5038.62, "text": " It's insane."}, {"start": 5038.62, "end": 5043.62, "text": " You should hear it, you should hear it."}, {"start": 5043.62, "end": 5048.62, "text": " Yeah, that's good stuff, boss."}, {"start": 5048.62, "end": 5049.62, "text": " Beat this guy, right?"}, {"start": 5049.62, "end": 5053.62, "text": " And I run all the way to our spaceship, and it's finished."}, {"start": 5053.62, "end": 5058.62, "text": " I won, and this boss comes flying out of nowhere and kills me."}, {"start": 5058.62, "end": 5059.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5059.62, "end": 5060.62, "text": " I didn't mean to pass."}, {"start": 5060.62, "end": 5062.62, "text": " Yeah, he comes flying at one second."}, {"start": 5062.62, "end": 5065.62, "text": " He comes flying way back here and hits me, killing me."}, {"start": 5065.62, "end": 5067.62, "text": " Almost beat it by myself."}, {"start": 5067.62, "end": 5074.62, "text": " Yeah, I was like, dude."}, {"start": 5074.62, "end": 5089.62, "text": " See if I start off this strong, that might be good."}, {"start": 5149.62, "end": 5156.62, "text": " I'm just gonna get my watch and it's gonna get me right here."}, {"start": 5156.62, "end": 5159.62, "text": " Get millions right now dude."}, {"start": 5159.62, "end": 5162.62, "text": " Millions of damage!"}, {"start": 5162.62, "end": 5164.62, "text": " Millions and millions!"}, {"start": 5164.62, "end": 5167.62, "text": " So look at that, that was a million damage right there."}, {"start": 5167.62, "end": 5170.62, "text": " Fucking millions!"}, {"start": 5170.62, "end": 5172.62, "text": " He's cheating, he's cheating!"}, {"start": 5172.62, "end": 5174.62, "text": " Had my stats!"}, {"start": 5174.62, "end": 5176.62, "text": " He survived dude!"}, {"start": 5176.62, "end": 5178.62, "text": " He's a stat."}, {"start": 5178.62, "end": 5180.62, "text": " get that"}, {"start": 5187.26, "end": 5189.78, "text": " It's not so good and they can skip in the bottom, right?"}, {"start": 5192.099999999999, "end": 5194.099999999999, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5197.22, "end": 5200.3, "text": " Same thing here press about press skip that shit or space"}, {"start": 5201.46, "end": 5203.46, "text": " Can't sell any points. Let's go"}, {"start": 5204.46, "end": 5206.46, "text": " We also didn't have that much damage overall"}, {"start": 5206.46, "end": 5213.58, "text": " Oh, yeah, I crushed Jason and 133 you did more damage to me. I told you I did dude"}, {"start": 5214.3, "end": 5219.62, "text": " You're cheating. I don't suck that brah. I told you I was strong dude. I'm so strong"}, {"start": 5222.86, "end": 5228.1, "text": " See it's all about them items collected for Jared 30 I had 33 38"}, {"start": 5229.82, "end": 5233.9800000000005, "text": " Jay had more than I did and here's Jerry. Jay had more items than I did"}, {"start": 5233.9800000000005, "end": 5244.1, "text": " 92 items collected from Jared. That's not true. What are you saying this 92 items collected? How is that even possible?"}, {"start": 5246.46, "end": 5248.46, "text": " That's not right, that's bug"}, {"start": 5252.620000000001, "end": 5254.620000000001, "text": " 92"}, {"start": 5255.9400000000005, "end": 5257.9400000000005, "text": " Vacuum clean"}, {"start": 5263.9800000000005, "end": 5270.22, "text": " I mean I definitely hadn't way more than j2 if you just look at the items"}, {"start": 5271.1, "end": 5273.820000000001, "text": " We'll put it this way dude. I had two rows"}, {"start": 5277.820000000001, "end": 5287.02, "text": " You have three rows with four more and like five things that are stacked double. Yeah, you could like it at least"}, {"start": 5289.3, "end": 5291.3, "text": " Yeah, but that was at the end you know"}, {"start": 5291.3, "end": 5294.7, "text": " All that stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah all the way at the end when there's no way"}, {"start": 5298.34, "end": 5302.28, "text": " Look back it clear it still did 300k less than me"}, {"start": 5303.62, "end": 5306.9400000000005, "text": " You know my guys more of a utility guy more of a"}, {"start": 5309.7, "end": 5313.78, "text": " You know I'm taught to be fair you won me to be fair you won the game for us"}, {"start": 5313.78, "end": 5315.3, "text": " I can't even be mad if you won the game"}, {"start": 5315.3, "end": 5319.7, "text": " I took a boat and I picked up that I so you guys gonna have to have it all right"}, {"start": 5319.7, "end": 5323.7, "text": " Yeah, okay, the shit I don't know about you killed."}, {"start": 5323.7, "end": 5325.7, "text": " I can't believe it's the very end."}, {"start": 5325.7, "end": 5330.7, "text": " I don't fuck with blue items in this game, basically."}, {"start": 5330.7, "end": 5334.7, "text": " I just only grab the greens and the whites and the reds."}, {"start": 5334.7, "end": 5336.7, "text": " The blue items are always weird."}, {"start": 5336.7, "end": 5338.7, "text": " The fuck's a blue item? Oh, those blue items."}, {"start": 5338.7, "end": 5341.7, "text": " Yeah, there's a couple that are really good, I guess, for certain builds."}, {"start": 5341.7, "end": 5344.7, "text": " Like, if you do certain things, but the majority of them, yeah,"}, {"start": 5344.7, "end": 5348.7, "text": " they feel like they kind of break the game, like break your builds."}, {"start": 5348.7, "end": 5353.099999999999, "text": " like it changes everything you have one health but everything else is a shield and"}, {"start": 5353.099999999999, "end": 5356.54, "text": " you're like okay dude so much she's gone i die out there"}, {"start": 5358.3, "end": 5363.9, "text": " and jason didn't have more ladders in here yeah he's better than that run though i don't know"}, {"start": 5364.94, "end": 5369.34, "text": " yeah it must be somewhat buggy to maybe he picked up the temporary items one time that gives"}, {"start": 5369.9, "end": 5373.9, "text": " oh he got frost relic killing enemies surrounds you with an ice storm"}, {"start": 5373.900000000001, "end": 5377.38, "text": " You did have that one."}, {"start": 5377.38, "end": 5380.420000000001, "text": " I don't like that one because it makes you look like you're slowed, but it just zooms"}, {"start": 5380.420000000001, "end": 5383.420000000001, "text": " out a little bit so it seems like you're running slower."}, {"start": 5383.420000000001, "end": 5386.660000000001, "text": " But yeah, that one's pretty good."}, {"start": 5386.660000000001, "end": 5392.18, "text": " Alright, dudes, I'm gonna call up our own fucking dad."}, {"start": 5392.18, "end": 5394.18, "text": " Are you shooting at me?"}, {"start": 5394.18, "end": 5395.18, "text": " I'm fucking smoking."}, {"start": 5395.18, "end": 5399.18, "text": " I have to wake up and do a little bit of work on our computer."}, {"start": 5399.18, "end": 5402.18, "text": " Oh yeah, you gotta get the full spit."}, {"start": 5402.18, "end": 5408.18, "text": " Yeah, we have to swap out the uh, we're swapping on the streaming comp."}, {"start": 5408.18, "end": 5410.18, "text": " You're swapping the whole comp?"}, {"start": 5410.18, "end": 5412.18, "text": " Yeah, cause we have a backup."}, {"start": 5412.18, "end": 5417.18, "text": " So, blue stream is like 3 times, 2 times, 3 times a day."}, {"start": 5417.18, "end": 5419.18, "text": " I think it blue streamed 3 times."}, {"start": 5419.18, "end": 5421.18, "text": " Have you ever tried going back to the smaller monitors?"}, {"start": 5421.18, "end": 5423.18, "text": " No, I've never tried going back to the smaller monitors."}, {"start": 5423.18, "end": 5425.18, "text": " They should show up there."}, {"start": 5426.18, "end": 5428.18, "text": " Want to say again?"}, {"start": 5428.18, "end": 5433.18, "text": " have you ever tried going back to the smaller monitor size for cs?"}, {"start": 5433.18, "end": 5434.18, "text": " nah"}, {"start": 5437.18, "end": 5439.18, "text": " i like the size of my iron pretty chill"}, {"start": 5441.18, "end": 5442.18, "text": " pretty chillin"}, {"start": 5443.18, "end": 5446.18, "text": " i just got not suck, gotta stop talking suckin"}, {"start": 5446.18, "end": 5447.18, "text": " you didn't suck today dude"}, {"start": 5449.18, "end": 5450.18, "text": " i had some decent runs"}, {"start": 5452.18, "end": 5455.18, "text": " we had a really crazy game where we lost the first half 10-2"}, {"start": 5455.18, "end": 5462.18, "text": " who brought it back in there over time and won it, and it was double over time actually."}, {"start": 5464.18, "end": 5471.18, "text": " For 20 LP? Or MMR? Or whatever it is? Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's fucking it."}, {"start": 5472.18, "end": 5476.18, "text": " It's better than I was talking to the MMR and he was saying that you can get, if you play with too low people,"}, {"start": 5476.18, "end": 5483.18, "text": " you get like one, you get one MMR for wins and lose one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 5483.18, "end": 5486.18, "text": " I think this happens to be large."}, {"start": 5486.18, "end": 5487.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5487.18, "end": 5488.18, "text": " Ah, boy, somebody got to chat."}, {"start": 5488.18, "end": 5491.18, "text": " All right, dude, so I'm going to catch you guys tomorrow."}, {"start": 5491.18, "end": 5493.18, "text": " I am going to do another session of this."}, {"start": 5493.18, "end": 5494.18, "text": " I'm down."}, {"start": 5494.18, "end": 5495.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5495.18, "end": 5496.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5496.18, "end": 5497.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5497.18, "end": 5498.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5498.18, "end": 5499.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5499.18, "end": 5500.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5500.18, "end": 5501.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5501.18, "end": 5502.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5502.18, "end": 5503.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5503.18, "end": 5504.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5504.18, "end": 5505.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5505.18, "end": 5506.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5506.18, "end": 5507.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5507.18, "end": 5508.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5508.18, "end": 5509.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5509.18, "end": 5510.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5510.18, "end": 5511.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5511.18, "end": 5512.18, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 5512.18, "end": 5513.900000000001, "text": " I played it multiple times with you."}, {"start": 5513.900000000001, "end": 5516.66, "text": " You were such a boss, you was boss was playing."}, {"start": 5516.66, "end": 5517.820000000001, "text": " I've played it multiple times."}, {"start": 5517.820000000001, "end": 5519.860000000001, "text": " I feel like I've played it with you like, once or twice."}, {"start": 5519.860000000001, "end": 5520.9800000000005, "text": " No, we played it a lot."}, {"start": 5523.740000000001, "end": 5524.58, "text": " Don't say that."}, {"start": 5524.58, "end": 5526.26, "text": " Why the fuck are you so bad?"}, {"start": 5526.26, "end": 5527.58, "text": " No, I've played it a lot."}, {"start": 5527.58, "end": 5530.740000000001, "text": " I just, I need like a couple of touches,"}, {"start": 5530.740000000001, "end": 5533.1, "text": " you know, touches on the game when we play it again."}, {"start": 5533.1, "end": 5535.38, "text": " Play so damn many, we never finish the actual"}, {"start": 5535.38, "end": 5536.900000000001, "text": " finish a damn game."}, {"start": 5536.900000000001, "end": 5537.740000000001, "text": " Sure, sure, sure."}, {"start": 5537.740000000001, "end": 5539.18, "text": " That's kind of like, yeah dude."}, {"start": 5539.18, "end": 5546.18, "text": " and I am stuck in here bro I appreciate you always hanging out here man thanks for always"}, {"start": 5546.18, "end": 5547.18, "text": " being around."}, {"start": 5547.18, "end": 5548.18, "text": " Yes sir."}, {"start": 5548.18, "end": 5549.18, "text": " Alright bro so I'll catch you tomorrow."}, {"start": 5549.18, "end": 5550.18, "text": " Later."}, {"start": 5550.18, "end": 5551.18, "text": " Alright better."}, {"start": 5551.18, "end": 5552.18, "text": " Have a good night."}, {"start": 5552.18, "end": 5557.18, "text": " Alright I'm just going to give you guys a cabin dudes okay."}, {"start": 5587.18, "end": 5592.320000000001, "text": " before we get on stream tomorrow probably gonna get this all get the new"}, {"start": 5592.320000000001, "end": 5596.52, "text": " comp all set up and then should be good to go so yeah guys thank you for"}, {"start": 5596.52, "end": 5598.6, "text": " chilling thank you for hanging you guys have a good night you guys have fun"}, {"start": 5598.6, "end": 5603.08, "text": " hanging out with Kevin I'll be back on in like I want to say like 12 hours like"}, {"start": 5603.08, "end": 5606.8, "text": " that 12 13 hours worst case depending on how long it takes us to set this up but"}, {"start": 5606.8, "end": 5611.56, "text": " honestly don't think it should be that bad so 6 p.m. start time around now it"}, {"start": 5611.56, "end": 5616.200000000001, "text": " It honestly could be stuff that I don't really know with comp shit."}, {"start": 5616.200000000001, "end": 5617.4800000000005, "text": " So we'll just have to see."}, {"start": 5619.68, "end": 5621.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, guys, I'm out of here."}, {"start": 5621.280000000001, "end": 5623.4800000000005, "text": " Long day. OK, good night."}, {"start": 5623.4800000000005, "end": 5625.52, "text": " Sleep well. Sorry, I've been out like chitchat"}, {"start": 5625.52, "end": 5626.72, "text": " and a whole lot towards the end of the night."}, {"start": 5626.72, "end": 5628.240000000001, "text": " But you know, just kind of hanging with the big bro."}, {"start": 5628.240000000001, "end": 5629.96, "text": " So yeah, I'll be back on."}, {"start": 5629.96, "end": 5630.84, "text": " We'll be gaming again."}, {"start": 5630.84, "end": 5633.0, "text": " It's more counter strike."}, {"start": 5633.0, "end": 5634.04, "text": " Yeah, that's pretty much it."}, {"start": 5634.04, "end": 5634.72, "text": " It's more counter strike."}, {"start": 5634.72, "end": 5636.4400000000005, "text": " So I'll see you tomorrow for the good night."}, {"start": 5636.4400000000005, "end": 5637.120000000001, "text": " Later, later."}, {"start": 5637.120000000001, "end": 5638.72, "text": " Make sure to show them."}, {"start": 5641.56, "end": 5643.620000000001, "text": " you"}]}