I'm
What up, bro? What up y'all?
What up, everybody?
What up everybody?
What up everyone?
Oh my freaking god new overwatch season. I'm so excited
Yep
That is exciting. I agree
Guys listen
Smart we are all excited for the new overwatch season. It's true. It is true
we are however I do have a sponsor first today okay I do have a sponsor first
I do, it's true.
Taking a shot every time someone asks why you aren't on overwatch?
Sponsor for what?
Okay.
You think considering the game they may as well not be the case, but 2k truly must not know ball if they thought
We are playing NBA 2k. This is true
This is true to be completely honest
smart I don't know
The whole format, but I do know
So that me and Ludwig are playing against each other in 3v3 basketball.
Um.
Smart.
Why aren't you on overwatch?
I don't know.
I, I, I, I, what?
Hey.
It'll be fun.
It's Ludwig.
Come on.
It's Ludwig.
You know what I mean?
So, we are so up.
It's been an hour and a half I still can't log into the new season.
$500 on Ludwig?
Guys, if anything, this might be a blessing in disguise because I've heard people can't
even log in to Overwatch and the servers are unstable.
So, you know.
to find out but servers are wack and gave me exactly. Okay in my defense too. I also
took the sponsor before I knew what Overwatch new season day was. Guys it'll be fun. We'll
We'll have a fun time.
It'll be fun.
Lies as easily as he breathes?
I'm not lying, bro.
I'm not lying.
Carry me.
You know for how basic cameras kit is he's probably the most fun DPS side played in a while how long is
the sponsor um I
Don't actually know I know there's like three matches, and I don't play one of them. I
Don't think I play the first match
Um
Honestly, I'm really confused watch you suck at this game
I'm really confused
But it'll be fine, it'll be fine. I got chills from the music
It'll be fine. Hi, soup. Did you like the halftime performance? I thought it was tough
Yeah, I thought it was good. I liked it
smart
You are the Brian's Calabria of Twitch. Dude, I didn't even eat by the way. I went to Wawa because I'm gonna get some food
before I stream I
Picked up a
Breakfast quesadilla came back home and then as soon as I sat down to eat. I was like damn
I really don't want to use out smart. So I didn't eat
And we're all gonna have fun and then after 2k we play overwatch
Thoughts on that everybody
Wide NBA 2k want to sponsor you because I'm tough as hell bro players you're probably gonna play someone like Larry
Yeah, yeah, we'll be playing Larry Bird
Can't send no watch by the way keep saying failed login
To Kate is not count as variety why not
Why not
Yo Mel's in this that prime pay tan. There's a lemon prime and freak Bob and potato head and full aroma and spevin and zilchow
Thanks, everybody Ollie and Rihanna and key artists is gonna make prime LeBron look like cow Cosmo
What are you talking about, bro?
Do
Although I will say guys check out overwatch on steam hold on
Above Deadlock? Above Rivals? Above Apex?
Unfortunately still below Bungo Cat.
Fuck, I wanna play Overwatch, man.
Who do I blame for this? Honestly, I'm gonna blame Ludwig
I'm gonna blame Ludwig. This is just Ludwig's fault. Is what it is, bro
Ludd just showed the trailer what trailer is there a trailer for the sponsor
Oh my god, we're leaking. Oh my god. Care me. Oh my god. I'm leaking. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm leaking. Oh my god. Care me. Care me.
me anyways um what was I doing I was gonna show something oh mid-offs right
also announced today by the way I told you guys I was doing a thing a
Minecraft thing and it's it's it's it's it's it's mid-offs by the way
What is this just watch bro
Just watch
to invite you back to the middle!
That's what I was hoping for!
Oh my god!
Mid-off!
It's just around the corner!
Can you pause? I need to pee a full bit for like a minute, bro.
You'll be fine.
You will survive.
Damn, bro, this arrow's got a lot of, like, some, they're to me!
This arrow's got some strong velocity, holy fuck.
Oh, hell naw.
Smart.
Oh my god, Doatburg!
You were so far down on the call sheet.
Can you hop up my balls, bro?
Basically guys!
It's Minecraft speedrun and Tubbo asked me to do it and I said sure.
And so I'm gonna do a little bit of minecraft speedrun and get back to my glory days of
being a top 100 speedrunner and it'll be easy basically, it'll be fucking easy.
Alright which reminds me, I was supposed to fill out a form for them that I never did.
I hope that you can tell Blizzard to change this new UI cause why the hell is the FPS counter and other specs in the bottom right of the screen next to the abilities?
You haven't got a sub 20 without Feinberg bro! My sub 20 would have been even faster if it wasn't for Feinberg, okay? He fucked me on my sub 20 run. It's his fault. Not a joke, by the way.
Not a joke?
That's fun, it'll be fun.
And then also on Friday guys, are we all excited?
Excited for the new Rivals character 2?
Holy fuck, I'm doing too much stuff on this stream, I gotta chill, I gotta go back to
my fucking...
This is already too much socializing bro.
I need to go back to being in my little fucking cage and not talking to anybody and being a fucking shut-in loser.
But playing overwatch instead
Thoughts on that saying fuck the sponsor getting blacklisted and playing overwatch instead I
Don't know bro. Dude. There's like I can't if we're doing the sponsor
It is we can play if you think about it. This is it. If you think about it. This is just a
bonus segment because but when the sponsor is done
I'll be like close to normal time and
You know what I mean
You know
4 hour sponsor no, I actually have no idea how long it is. I'm just saying I'm just
All I know is we're going until it's done who knows how long that'll be
Do-do-do-do you wait, I'm I feel like I'm like doing something wrong. I feel like I'm forgetting to do something for the sponsor
Really, there's an oh god care me
can you search up a dribble tutorial so you can fry the shit out of someone no okay I
know there's there's three matches I think yeah three matches and I play in
two of them. Yeah, why not the third? Because there's other people playing. It's a bunch
of 3v3 matches and uh yeah I'm playing against Ludwig for two of them so the
first one that plays me she's a holic Hollywood 2k versus Ludwig
bear-de-beast and Trey sold and the second match I play is me Jeremiah Spears
Tracehold against Derek Queen, Ludwig, and Bear the Beast.
Two of those are NBA players, by the way.
Jeremiah Fiers and Derek Queen.
So there, so...
What's their record?
What is wrong with you, bro?
What is...
What...
What does it matter?
They're in the NBA, bro.
Alright, guys, you're asking questions, I don't have answers for you.
for. Okay. Oh, I actually need to post on my F. What do you mean F? Stop fucking stop
trolling stop trolling. Stop fucking trolling. I didn't drop a single frame. You guys are
literally lying for no reason. I also need to post an Instagram story. Um, guys, how
do you post a story? That's all right. Wait a minute. I gotta get a new picture, man.
I gotta get-
Why does every sponsor use this fuck-ass picture of me, bro?
Why do they all use this fucking picture of me?
Like is that a fucked up?
Smart.
You look so chopped.
It's your banner that is true. It is my twitch banner
Dude, I think I'm like I think I'll get some like professional headshots taken honestly
Wait, Suggested? Wait, this is the Suggested caption to use in my, or edit to my own voice.
Live now on at NBA2K League, twitch.tv slash NBA2K League, red circle emoji. I'm on the
show. Pull up.
is that tough is that tough
I don't have to do it yet though, I have to wait until...yeah.
That's tough, Twin!
Guys, why is everyone saying F?
Are we trolling?
Why are you guys saying F?
It's twitch. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's not my fault
It's not my fault, bro, it's twitch
Look I have zero dropped frames y'all
See should I drop frames zero
Not me
twitch doesn't want you on MBA guys it'll be fun it'll be fine I'm gonna poop
on Ludwig and it's gonna be it's gonna be easy can you fix your stream dog it's
not me okay
Do you think you're better at IRL basketball?
I
Don't think I'm very good at basketball guys. Can I be honest? I don't think I'm very good at basketball
Hold on I'm just making sure I get this right
Forget basketball, what are you picking up the weights?
Kiss me on man
Dude, I'm nervous
What if I like embarrass myself and like this 3v3 and like my team fucking hates me and I'm like awkward and I shit the bed and
and and oh my god
Play on you coward
Vibes are crashing. I need a vibes nuke fast
I
Got vibes nuke
You will because everyone else religiously plays the game. You'll be the only one who's that bro that me at Watt brew me and Ludwig don't play
NBA 2k literally everybody else in this plays 2k all the time
Smart explosion like
Did you practice no why not practice bro
Bro, how is Ludwig not nervous about this? Am I just like a pussy? Why am I nervous about
playing NBA 2K league? I think Ludwig just wanted to get paid to play against you in
NBA. I think you're right, but... No, I don't care about being ass. I just like...
I also don't know what I'm supposed to do at the start because I'm not playing the first game. I think you need
So I don't know if we're just like watching or what question mark.
It's not a cup chair, bro
Bro again, oh my god, dude, I feel like it's gonna be I feel it's gonna be a disaster like I I I
Don't even have any talking points, bro. Like what am I just gonna do something? I'm playing NBA 2k league like
Tap in?
You hate him at the Olympics on this sponsor?
Hate him at the Olympics?
Smart.
Oh brother.
Talk about the pistons fight last night?
Oh yeah bro, what the fuck happened?
I saw something about that.
What happened there?
Isaiah Stewart crashing out?
Is it this?
what the hell why can't I watch it why can't I watch it what the fuck I got a
mean like natural middle park on right now kind of I don't know what's going on
there 1984 what's going on I'm gonna say I can find it oh here we go
holy shit it's a bra
Oh, shit!
Wait, what even happened?
So they get into it then he shoves him.
Oh my- yo look at- look at this fucking- oh my god.
The phallus running was so soft, I know.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Let them fight?
guys you can't let them play
Get this 2k sponsor over with no one gaff we won overwatch I can tell you have no one that loves you in your life
Just so you know
Sorry, I didn't mean that I didn't mean that
Bro, I'm just I'm just nervous cuz like I bro. I don't have like I
I don't really like get anything about like the format or like what we're really doing or
Anything
So I'm afraid I just I don't know about what if it's a disaster what if it's a that what what what if it's a disaster guys
Why do you care they clearly don't okay, obviously they care if they're paying money to streamers to play
Obviously they care.
Why would 2K spots?
The only thing you know about basketball is it's in the playoffs in round one.
Actually, I went to that 76ers Celtics series, game six in round two, what was that, like
Two or three years ago where they did fucking nothing and then went to game seven where they proceeded to do nothing even more and they shit the bed and they fucking lost so
I don't want to hear it from you bitch
Yo, I'm Russell. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I'm a Sixers fan. I live in Philly. I'm a Sixers fan
Why are you laughing? Why why is why is Russell laughing, bro?
Wise Russell laughing
I'm from PA to wait, what the fuck that's tough bro. Oh
My god, my neck is broke
Have fun playing 2k's one time you're gonna shoot hoop successfully
Guys, what is the shoot button in 2k? Is it square?
Oh jeez Hawks fan oh jeez square or right stick okay, how do you pass?
x is there anything else I need to know
R2 is turbo?
Double triangle is lob?
Maybe open the game?
Guys, I think it'd be funnier if I just winged it.
Um...
And said fuck it.
That's great, man.
Bro why is this guy dropping fucking numpad notation in my chat?
Look what?
Do this jumping heavy punch slash jumping heavy kick, two heavy punch, two medium punch,
two three six heavy kick.
Like what are we fucking saying bro?
We're not playing fighting games.
Guys, Overwatch will be later, okay?
Is he deadass playing 2k with Chudwig while Winston is rallying his troops?
Yes bro.
I accepted the sponsor because I knew I was gonna play against Ludwig.
I also didn't realize that it was on the same day as the new O.W.C. season, but fuck it.
It's very bugged right now since Final Cutting and an Overwatch match.
Yeah, I thought you- that's what I was seeing.
Everyone's just like, the servers are fucked right now.
I guess there's just a large influx of people, so it's hard to get in.
How embarrassing.
It's really bad right now? Is it actually?
Shut up, bitch!
Adam Warlock is so tough.
See Hawks parade tomorrow and there's expected to be around one million people if I die it was nice knowing you oh seven don't die bro
Don't die bro. Oh my god. You're also new genics came out today, but bro. I was looking at that game
I feel like
It doesn't look like my kind of game at all like I don't know maybe it's fun
Like bro, what is that one it looks like this one game that I saw people play
Like ah
What is that? I think it's a move. Did anybody know what game we're talking about?
It was like a really I think it's a semi-popular game that is like very similar to this. I think we may lay you
No not into the breach. Maybe you're right actually hold on
Miss me in this yes, bro into the breach. Yes
At the point where it looks like this more damage than snipe. So all we want to do is put ourselves in
The maximum range. I don't even get like this guy. I don't know. Maybe I should try it
Like watch this shit, bro
It's into the breach of that eyes of replayability?
I don't know, I mean I could try it out at some point.
Superwoman again doesn't have a ball or a gun, literally what are you talking about?
It's definitely a thinking man's game
No playing to came up watch today, bro. What's wrong with you came over watch the hell amazing things happening in the e-sports scene
Are we already saw this what time of the clock we saw this last night
I
The cat is too fast the cat is a way too fucking fast
How much of this cat of 225 they probably have to make the cat 200 health like I actually
It's not that hard brother. You're talking about dude. This is lit
Are you are you fucked in the head, bro?
And proud brother
Like what are we talking about
Like bro, I'm so confused what's happening for this sponsor bro.
I'm just gonna follow what Ludwig does.
When Ludwig hops on the game, I'll hop on.
And I think we'll be good.
I'm just gonna follow what Ludwig does.
Like bro, they just at Creator, please go live now, we'll be kicking off soon with our
first match.
But like, I'm not playing the first match, like go live?
Do I have to do something?
I'm so fucking scared.
What if I mess up and they hate me and then I then...
And whatever I'm just gonna blame Ludwig
When in doubt blame Ludwig
Don't listen to the haters you have the potential to be the next LeBron
LeBron!
I
Think LeBron plays 2k actually doesn't he play a lot of Madden
you
You
Now
Um.
First time chatter, get on the game.
What's wrong with you, man?
What is the game?
I just said I literally just typed I said I think I'm just gonna follow what Ludwig does and call it a day
And then I got responded with a 100 emoji like a little reaction
All right
That's the plan then when Ludwig gets on 2k, I'll get on 2k if he's watching the stream
I'll watch it. I will just follow in his footsteps and we'll be fucking good
But I do have to put this this
Instagram post up
Okay, I showed you guys my picture by the way, but look at Ludwig's picture in this fucking post
Focus up
Look at this fucking guy, I wish to focus a little better. Hey my phone turned off
Well, I guess I'll just post it on my story
He's cute? You think so? What about me, bro? What about me, bro?
My story. Okay. That's posted. Okay. Posted on IG, carrot face.
I'm not ugly bro. It is an old picture. I do get some headshots done
How do you like get professional pictures done can I like
Hire or like go to a place where they take
Perfectionals pictures and they have like a stylist that makes you look good as fuck show that's like a service out there that exists, right?
Yes, are you 15?
Alright, better chill.
Chill on me.
You've asked this like five times and never done it? I don't think that's true.
But if I have, oh well.
Oh, I forgot I had to look at this. I have my little, I have my little, my Cat Raina that I bought at Evo.
Cat Raina.
You want like professional headshots or like acting headshots?
What's the difference?
Glamour shots?
What's the difference?
Ludwig is literally watching mo-
BEEP
Which is optional, but no other competitor is thinking of learning it.
This is actually insane.
Did he keep forgot?
And I don't know if Cory's just the genuine best coach alive.
Did he prefer what?
I got it.
Great, great, really good.
Send him up.
BAD!
Oh my god!
He did?
Amazing, amazing first bed.
Amazing second bed. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's beautiful.
Let's see guys, like I said, if I'm just gonna do what he does, so if I get in trouble, he gets in trouble.
Or if he gets in trouble, I get in trouble. This is what it is, bro.
Maybe say something? Well, okay, we're not the first game though. I know for a fact we're not the first game.
I
Lot of cancel the sponsor last night that be tough girl
That will be tough
Just watch this yeah, this is what we're gonna be jump into our first this is gonna be playing on the day
I am very excited to see it
But first before we introduce my god, that's me. What would you have Jeremiah fears and more?
They got you ahead of fears I got motion
Hashtag S fam love that for you damn a nightmare. Well, let's see what happens guys. All right
capitalized s how well do you know basketball in general
mbh trivia quiz we gotta do one here
All right, here we go, play.howstuffworks.com slash quiz slash mba quiz.
In which city were the Los Angeles Lakers initially based?
Will Chamberlain once scored 80? Okay, that's going to be Brian, 81.
Who guarded Michael Jordan? We made his buzzer beat against Cleveland in 1989.
That's... Is that Brian Russell?
That's 34?
Okay, I'm trying to think what happened in the last dance.
No, it's not Brian Russell, because...
Wasn't the whole thing like he retired?
Like in the last dance, he talks about how like he retired, and then...
He went to the Pride's facility, and Brian Russell was a rookie,
and he was talking like shit to Michael Jordan and Michael Jerome was like,
dude, you gotta talk to this dude, man.
Or am I mistaken that for somebody else?
Maybe it's Craig.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm tough.
I'm tough as hell, bro.
How long is it?
That's 48 minutes.
Has a player ever?
Yeah, yeah
How many seconds in 18 minutes 24 gackers in easy quiz who has which of these players as a father who also played in the NBA
Steph Curry
The first Mexican born player in the NBA
I'm chopped
Fucked up man, I'm sorry bro.
Bro Disnot Overwatch says FWIDSLAIR95.
What a name bro.
What a name.
Wait dude I also just want to wait I can't do this guys I can't do this I'm too nervous
What if I fuck up everything?
Smart.
Just don't. Cool.
You're 25, lock in.
Smart.
Watch a FlightReacts2K video and you'll be ready.
you
Do do
Hit a three and yell splash
Hit a green and yell iris spring green green are these 2k terms I guess is that I'm supposed to be
Green giant Irish spring green what is green giant bro
make sure to yell green bean guys I'm not tapped in I'm not tapped in
Yeah, I guess I don't even know if I'm like I'll just say it bro cuz I'm not doing anything
Sponsoring out bro. Have you guys seen this video of millennia on Twitter by the way?
Anybody seen this shit?
No
It's like four hours long is it at like the full thing I
Can't show it on stream though. I can't show it on stream. I cannot show on stream. I'm sorry guys
I literally cannot watch on stream.
Say this when you give an assist to someone-
Yo, whoever said that is gonna kill me.
This one's the instructor thing.
Yeah, I don't think I can hit that one, bro.
Yeah, that millennia video is um, that's something else, no?
Wait bro, maybe?
I don't actually have to do anything until it's my time to play.
We can just sit here and just like jerk off for a while
But I don't know how long the first game is gonna take
Like in that millennia video, bro, that shit is so
Yeah, I want to know though is it w-faps bro. She's literally
She like has you she skewers the tarnished and then gives you a reach around like
With her sword she fucking
And then is giving a reach around
bro she's using the flask okay yeah in the fucking edited version she's using a
flask but the NBA challenge is put your stream on what do you mean they put my
stream on bro are you trolling me now you're trolling me bro
sure they're not I'm not even doing anything just get the shadow me don't
do that. What's wrong with you?
I thought you were talking about the other millennia? No, that's Melania. I'm talking about Melania.
Imagine being a point card to the 2010s and garden these mfs on a daily basis.
Sob emoji, wilted flower emoji.
What are these fucking sound effects, bro?
What does that have to do with Green Giants?
What is that, bro?
thank you Blizzard for sponsoring this stream. So you're just, you're lost. That's okay though.
You're just completely lost.
We all took on a slight overhaul with the talent stuff everywhere. I think I saw something about
that. Okay, I'm offended. I'm personally, I just, I just opened Twitter. I just opened Twitter.
What do you mean Ludwig is the best player out of all the players? Brother, we're cooked.
I'm so fucking offended.
I now am beefing with Twitter user at SeagreenKey.
I'm actually, I'm offended.
Bro, you've never played 2K?
We're not even talking about 2K, we're talking about the mid-offs, the Minecraft mid-offs, bro.
Classic.
Talk about Minecraft mid-offs.
I got a sub-20.
Top 100 time, like, 5 and a half years ago, bro.
Before Ninja Brain Bot, before all the fucking advanced strategies that exist now.
Ludwig would get fried, I promise you.
Ludwig is closer to Feinberg than you are to Ludwig.
What the fuck are you saying?
wait hold on let me look at this real quick
so yeah it's just 3v3 basketball but where the hell are they why are they in like a
What is this background?
What the hell?
Can you get on in practice?
Ness!
Wait, how do you dunk?
How do you dunk?
You're cooked?
I'll be fine bro, I'm sure I'll be fine.
Can you do this during the 2K games?
Minecraft speed run times before the modern tools is like a bull's fan flexing the 90s different times mate
Wait a minute
They are they also want to ask if you'd be open to adding any light slash fun stakes to your match with Ludd
He's open to it if you are and they can send over in some examples of what they have in mind
This is totally optional if you don't want to do that though
What if we put our entire sponsor paycheck on the line?
Now I'm not doing that
What is freelo yeah, but like guys I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest
I think it's gonna be more of a 2v2 with an a 3v3 you know what I mean oh
When I thought is everyone in the oh, I think everyone is in the lobby like in the voice chat at the same time while we're playing
So six people in a voice chat
Yeah, that's how the game works. No, you dumbass. Talk about in discord. Like what?
Yo, athletics at prime, sloth or blitz, 21 prime?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Why no overwatch? Overwatch later, bro. I do have an NBA 2K
sponsor first today, so that's why no overwatch right now.
overwatch right now, but overwatch will be later,
I promise.
Guys, what if I sink every shot though?
Look, what if my shot is just dangerously wet
and everything goes in?
Don't say that again, that's a term, bro.
Someone's shot is wet, because when you fucking sink a- when you sink a shot, and the, you know, you get the-
It's like a splash.
That's a term, bro.
Are you going to gesture max or or a max in 4k what are we typing right now bro
Just manifest that you're the greatest player than bang.
True actually.
I think true.
I mean guys, I'm gonna say something here.
Two K can't be that hard of a game.
Like am I crazy?
It can't be that hard of a game.
It's harder than Tekken?
No.
What if he's just sleeping us in 2K?
It's actually his cozy off-stream game with 4K hours.
Yeah, I've been buying every 2k since 2k18 actually
You're gonna get pick and roll Andy dude, I'm gonna be oh my god my teammates are gonna hate me and whatever bro
I'll just wing it.
What's the worst that happens, you know what I mean?
But is Lutz still watching Minecraft videos, bro?
This grown ass man still watching fucking Minecraft, bro.
An NBA player calls you the loser, that's the worst that can happen bro, I'm not gonna
be called a loser, what are you talking about?
Real adults watch the millennia vid on stream, don't say that.
Don't.
Don't say that.
Because we can't
Can't watch them that's just like that's just straight up
Can you watch it on your last day of streaming I don't I don't I'm not gonna have a scheduled
planned last day of streaming so
Wait, I'll just realize something I'm gonna have to join a V mix call
but how is that gonna work cuz I'm supposed to show my camera but I'm
also what the fuck is V mix don't worry about it bro you know what bro we'll
just figure this all out as we as we go
VMIX is basically a software that a lot of online events use for like production and
stuff that's all don't worry about it don't worry your pretty little head about it
Corpo Sloth? What are we typing?
I'm prepared for a sponsor.
Dog, I'm talking about it.
And trying to figure out what to do.
Ludwig over here is doing nothing.
Smart.
Where's Tim64 at bro?
I feel like Tim is doing everything for Ludwig.
I need to talk to Tim.
Where's Tim64?
Smart.
Super cashew.
Ludwig doesn't care about money unlike you.
Why are we fucking lying?
You and I- what are we- stop.
What are you saying?
Ludwig doesn't care about money.
We talking about the same Ludwig?
Smart.
He actually spends it unlike you who reports it all what what are we saying?
Do-do-do-do hi, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, they're still in the first game, which is fine.
Unlike you, he hasn't skimmed off of charity funds, he found it for tax write-offs.
What bro?
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Are you accusing me of embezzlement basically?
What the fuck?
Is he going to have drops on?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna say yes.
I'm just gonna say yes, so I can get your viewership.
Thoughts on that?
What are we waiting for right now? A few things.
This first NBA match to be over, 2K league match to be over, guys passing is X, right?
Where how do you dunk?
By the way, how do you how do you dunk?
How do you drive and dunk?
down forward three double tap circle when setting a screen don't don't just hold it
What are you talking about?
I have genuinely bet everything I have on your pause market bet, please don't do this
to me.
As you're driving to the paint, hold R2 and hold square to dunk.
Guys, it's so over.
It's so over.
What happens when I piss off my NBA player on my team for playing like a ass?
Tell him, meet you on the court.
What are we typing right now, bro?
All right, well, just so that millennia of it, it's WFAPs.
I'm nervous for you, but I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
Godwig is still watching Minecraft!
Are you gonna play the game?
Dude, I have to wait.
I'm waiting.
I am waiting.
Anything but a watch that we're playing Overwatch later, guys.
Okay?
Chill.
Oh my god, I got at to please join creator chat.
Oh geez.
Okay.
Oh geez.
I'm scared.
Oh god.
Bro, I don't think Ludwig is in the server, by the way.
I don't know if this guy is in the server.
All right, well, I guess I'll join.
No one's in it, but I'll join it.
What's the worst that happens?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Wait.
Join creator chat.
Where's creator chat?
I didn't see it.
Oh, right there.
I'm scared.
I joined it, whatever.
That's the worst that happens, bro.
I'm in here by myself.
Hey, Subra, how you doing?
Hey, what's up, man?
Nothing much.
Just chilling.
You good on everything, or do you have any questions
before I send you to your team chat to hang out
before the next game starts?
I, I guess I'm fine.
Okay.
I've got a few minutes or what.
Yeah, pretty soon.
I just want to double check that you're in the V-Makes call.
Correct?
I am not.
I'm also live.
I don't know if I should just clarify that.
Make sure I don't leak anything.
Is that chill?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, let's.
Should I mute my audio on stream real quick?
I can do that.
Cat Rose.
If that makes you feel more comfortable, yeah.
I will mute on stream.
There.
They cannot hear you.
you
Guys, we're doing stuff right now. Chill. I'm sorry.
Guys, what do you mean by chud streamer?
I am simply following instructions.
OK?
I didn't do.
you
So, chat.
I'm um...
Yeah, what up y'all?
Nobody's talking right now. I'm waiting on stuff.
So, just uh...
Is this an ad? We are setting up for the ad, but I guess there's some technical difficulties
that are occurring, so I am currently AFK-ing.
Waiting.
Code for Ludwig is late.
Yes.
Well, no, not exactly.
I mean, he is late, but that's besides the point.
I'm just waiting for something.
you
Sooo, what up chat?
you
Oh, we can do it live?
Oh, that's tough.
All right, cool.
Now we're looking at everything.
Do a lot bro, I didn't want to leak anything because I was scared
You should figure out how the matchup's gonna go maybe
You have you even played to take okay cool. We got yes. I'm an athlete bro. I played 2k constantly
Yeah, I believe you not believe me. Yeah, but we just waiting on super
But my v-mix is top. I don't know
You're all set up on VMIX and Discord.
Looks like.
I'm going to go ahead and move you to Lobby B. We have everyone joining the Lobby right
now.
Do you know who you're playing?
You got all the information?
Yeah, I'm playing against Super TF and that's all that matters really.
We're just going to try to focus and I saw him the entire game.
All right.
So you're playing Luka and Super Slaying Lady Bird.
I'm playing as Luka Donchich.
I just started joining it on a different browser maybe. Let me just try that real quick. See if that doesn't anything.
I'm going to go ahead and move you with the rest of the team.
Please move me away from this guy please.
Just heads up, you're with the opponents too. So any strategy you want to discuss, go ahead and use that team chat.
Heard, chef. Thank you, chef.
God that guy's gone. Jesus. Yeah, it didn't work for us. It's the same issue. Dude, why is it doing this? I didn't have an issue. It was like three minutes yesterday. We were in and out with this. Oh, that's, oh, did I do something wrong, man?
Oh, what did I do, man?
Hey, Super, can you turn off your virtual cam and turn it back on on OBS?
Cool.
Okay.
He's doing that right now.
On settings.
Great.
Okay, let me turn it off, close the call, and then reopen the call.
And then turn it on.
Now enter the call.
OBS virtual camera it's not working man still gonna work in why is it doing this
I don't know what else to say.
There could be an ill level.
Yes.
I feel stupid and ugly and dumb Super do you have a firefox installed
Uh, Firefox? Let me, I can check real quick.
Yeah, because if it's not working in Chrome, I get Firefox as our next guest.
Yeah. Let me see.
Yeah, let's just try to join it in there.
Okay, hold on.
I don't have it, but I can download it real quick.
Okay, so the search is, yeah.
Okay, you got the installer, uh, hold on.
Download Firefox.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know why this is happening.
I believe the text, I guess, it took like three minutes, I was in and out.
And now all of a sudden, it just decided to not work.
I've never had an issue with this thing before.
Wait, Firefox is the best browser, maybe?
Can you see me on there?
Clayton, can you see Super?
I see myself on the thing.
Sorry, I couldn't get my thing immediately.
Yeah, I see you on there.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we need your camera full.
Yeah, I think I can do something real quick with that.
OK.
How's that?
And then I can turn off the chat on the side.
Yeah, moving the chat looks good.
Perfect.
I think we're good.
Yeah, let me get make sure that.
Fox is the goat browser.
You also have your stream alerts on too.
Oh yeah, I can turn those off for this.
Yeah, like a sub-message right now.
Awesome, let me get audio to check real quick.
Oh my god, thank you.
Hey Chris, could you run audio on LVMix 5 real quick please?
Hey, quick mic check please.
Hello?
I can hear you.
One, two, one, two, can you hear me?
Alright, alright. I don't know, I've got a super lot of...
I think we're getting checked right now on audio, should be good to go in just a second.
And super if you haven't started watching the MB2K build, please.
Yeah, I can watch that right now. Am I good to just...
You know what, I'll just set it up.
I think they're still checking your audio.
to go. Okay, I heard someone speak in my ear and then I didn't get a response back, but...
Let's go.
And then you know how to get into the game and everything,
right?
I believe so.
I did the cool thing.
Nick, check with read up top.
It's segment then game.
Check, I'm getting over stimmed.
I'm gonna lose my mind.
Hey, Super, I'm going to be dragging you into a call with the talent so that you and Ludwig
are going to be able to do your free game stuff.
Sounds good.
If I'm going to go to the game, can I get everything?
Yeah.
Everything looks good.
is good and then just give me one second here. Cool, let me update my title and
everything. I guess we're good to go.
Okay, cool. So I'm gonna be like moving you around multiple times throughout this
match. So just at some point you might get yanked out of your channel into the
of the main interview channel, so just be aware of them, okay?
Okay.
Cool, I'm actually gonna drag you down
into this lobby B right now
so you can talk to those other guys.
We're a million subscribers on this.
A bit of soap?
Oh, right, hey guys, excuse me for just a second, guys.
Ludwig, this is Clayton, one of the producers on the show.
Just wanted to let you know
that we're gonna be pulling you
Into the interview channel with Obley and Channing here in just a minute
He's um and then I'll also be pulling you out of your channel and then there's the post
Yeah, that's like that's if you get me dead of a channel that that's where you're
Okay, I heard chef coming step. Thank you. Okay. Thank you so much
It's so loud
The game's loud oh more people was good guys
Hey, yeah, what up? What up?
Before we do we have to go ahead and meet our two team captains
We've got super tf and Ludwig joining us welcome in gentlemen. Yeah
First of all listen, we're doing a review of everyone's room so far after we saw one of our players had Chucky dolls
And lining the walls. I see the Tycho drums behind you like those
We love Tycho Drives! We love Arcade games!
Okay, so are you like a rhythm arcade player 100% or?
Not really, but I think Tycho's fun. I'm not very good at it, but I like doing it.
Oh my gosh, that's amazing. Listen, it's okay. You don't have to be good at everything.
You can be like, not good at anything.
Thank you! I'm glad someone said it. Jesus!
What is this?
Did I poop in your coffee this morning because I enter this discord in the first message
I see is from you saying what is Ludwig doing here?
And then the first thing you say to me is a repeat of what is Ludwig doing here?
Okay, first of all that was directed at your sales guy Kelby who came from the League of Legends scene
We have history second of all
I'm just repeating what I'm seeing because how's that Minecraft adventure going actually really good
Was able to go
Don't lie. I but buddy I've done things in Minecraft. You could only dream of doing super you play games for fun
I play games to dominate. We're not the same. Okay
Do you dominate minecraft? Yeah, he doesn't that's the point. He does it
No, you did it. There's a 1v1 and you chat and you beat some it some someone in a one
Seriously, have you ever heard of Minecraft speedrunning? Yeah
So it's you speedrunning it against somebody else and then the first one to beat it wins and I
Several really talented, you know 14 year old and 15 year olds in that game
A lot of free time they have a lot of free time that they're in high school. They got nothing to do all day except school
You know these days you just have chat GPT do that for you. So it's like they're playing Minecraft 24-7. It's tough
Okay, but as I understand it you at least have a group of people that you were playing Minecraft with or are still playing Minecraft with
Yeah, there's a cabal of us. Yeah, okay, and are they helping you or hindering you hindering they're trying to the cabal is after me
Yeah, I don't think you're helpable. I'm gonna be so real. I think you're a lost cause
Dude named five NBA players. That's completely okay. I can name 20,000 NBA players, bro. We're talking. What are you saying?
We're at the you're making me only been 4,000
Have 20,000 4,000 that you know
We are we are in a 2k matchup right now. All right, you can put all other games aside super
I'm gonna I'm gonna cook you. I'm gonna I don't think you will I don't think you cook me in any game ever actually
I'm a longtime Hooper. I've been hooping since
2023 and there's zero universe you know more about this game than I do
In 2k or in real life in real life, but I bring a lot of my moves from real life to the game
What is it?
I do like a little tween, like Step Back 3, that's kind of my game, mostly.
Step Back 3?
And then Big Body Drive.
I've got these two games hard, or what?
Step Back 3?
No, I play more, I like to play a little more physical than, like I'm not, I'm beer step
finish, not beer step, you know, fall down, shoot it up, trying to get it out.
Did you just hear beer step today is what you're saying?
for sure. It was like basketball like a long time beer step. I've been beer seven since
at least January. Beer step. That's like when a kid learns a new word. So they have to put
it in every single sentence. But listen, here's the thing. Let's see how much you guys actually
know about the game because we do have to jump into the second match. But before we
do, who is playing Luca? That's me. Luca Donchich. That's my boy in real life. I met
him a few times. Didn't even know he was a Hooper. Just thought he was a tall guy.
And found out later on he actually plays professional basketball for, I believe, the Los Angeles
Lakers.
And so I'll be playing him today.
Oh, wow.
Lord, Lord, Lord. You know, he plays Overwatch.
Yeah, he does.
This is true.
He does.
This is true.
Yep.
And actually, little GeoGaster as well.
Oh, yeah, I am. I'm a, yeah, Overwatch. I honestly love it. I got this when I go run
some Overwatch.
New season, what do you think?
No, no.
I think we're actually we have a similar skill set actually mean him you have a similar level of of athleticism
Yes, as Larry bird, I think we kind of you know similar vibes. I think you move like modern day Larry bird. I agree with that. I
Was thinking
And what was it prime?
You know back in like what was that 70s 80s back in the
the Stone Age
Damn
Oh my god, bro
It was the 80s by the way.
What was his rookie season?
That was 80 or 81?
Larry Bird rookie season.
79!
Would you look at that.
If you have to confirm, there's more than ball.
There you go.
Now gentlemen, I fell fast.
They're gamers.
They're pro athletes.
Yeah, we're both professional gamers.
Listen, I'm just going to ask this question, though,
because for the stakes of these events,
we do have to say that there is $5,000 for the team on the line.
But I know that you two like to play for, you know,
maybe the pride or rather potentially another wager.
Is there anything else that you'd like to wager on this showdown?
I actually do have a pretty important wager super that I'm hoping you'll take me up on what's up, bro
If I win this you can't wear that discord hoodie that you wear too much for at least six months six months
You wear it you spam in it bro. You are spamming it. All right, well then if I win what do you what do you do?
Make him by the discord hoodie. Oh
Do you have no?
Because they give them to everybody
You gotta throw that on. I need to see you wear it at least once a week. Thoughts?
For six months?
Once a week for six months?
Yeah, deal.
That's a 16 times.
That's fair. Deal.
Alrighty, sounds good.
Wait, 24, yeah.
Alright.
That's good. We have our wager. That's actually fantastic. I'm excited for that.
But listen, before we jump into your showdown, we actually have another little mini game for
you guys to play here today. It is called Start Bench Cut. We are going to show you three different
names of NBA players and you're just going to have to tell us who you would start, who you would
bench and who you would cut. Remember Channing is in the call. He will judge you mercilessly
based off of your decisions. I judge everybody all the time. Well, I appreciate it. I'd like to be
judge but you know luckily you got two real hoopers who can uh tell you all right uh yeah
super let's start with you since you know like 40 000 NBA players as you've said start pinch cut
Shaquille O'Neal Zion Williamson and Luca Duncan hmm okay I think I think let's start with the start
We will start
I'm gonna start Luca I'm gonna Ben Shaq and I'm gonna cut zone. Sorry zone
Channing what do you think about that?
You know Shaquille O'Neal is a top
Seven player of all time and maybe I do you like who you like
is
Luca Donchich follows me on Twitter. So that's my boy
You know, I gotta I gotta I gotta rob with Luca. It is what it is. Wait, he follows you on Twitter. Oh
He must have stopped falling people it's because of overwatch
Literally it's because of overwatch
Are you good at it though, I was top 500 at my high school
Six six hundred let's can we move on on what do you have we got?
Well now you have to give us your list
Same people the same people same exact people
Same people I mean, I feel like you gave us a baby list. I'm not gonna lie
It's start Shaquille O'Neal you are cuttings on the lambson and you are benching Lucadon she's like move on next
All right and Channing you feel better about that
Yeah, that's that that is the only list. It's jack luka
Like well, this is like the game you get again at the dentist office
Can you put the square peg into the square hole like this is a freebie?
All right, fine. We'll give you a tougher game to play a gun lot of work
We're gonna have you go first. All right now. This is the age-old question
you
Now I ain't got time man, I'm old, I'm on status dog,
I'm above 40, got kids.
Jining, 40 plus, that's when you open the letter box.
Yeah.
That's like prime help years, dude.
Yes, I'm trying not to write emails,
more or less write a review on a movie.
If I see a movie, I go, do I want to watch it?
No, okay, next.
That's fair, that's fair.
All right, okay, super.
We got to ask you the same exact questions.
Let's go ahead and reveal your lunchtime tables.
My lunchtime table.
Oh, all right, table number one.
You got XQC, stable Ronaldo, and Lacey.
Wow.
Table two, you got Dante, Aspen, Aimbot Calvin.
In table three, you got Sina, Getch, and Ludwig is there.
He got kicked out from the other lunch room, unfortunately.
Honestly,
I mean, I can't go to table three. I can't go there.
Well, I mean Ludwig there. No, first of all
I mean, this is an easy table to I think no
The whole gang is there my you know some of some of the OGs are there we gotta go table two
You don't want to hang out with the OG XQC. Yeah
XQC's there I feel like I feel like Lacey would like bully me and then kick me out of the table a little bit
I don't know and then
Breaking bullied by Lacey
I don't know bro. I just feel like it wouldn't go too well for me
Yeah, all right fair enough and then I mean Calvin there aspen Dante. I gotta go table to here
Good table. That's a solid table especially with that table. That's a solid table
Alright, well thank you so much for letting us into your minds in the cafeteria, I guess.
We have one final thing to show you before we, you know, release you to get ready for
that game.
And that is of course the tail of the tape.
We have some statistics to see how you two line up against each other first wall.
What a worst game!
Time out!
What was my height?
5'7".
Who is it?
Who?
What?
You notice your height and not your forehead, bro. Why you got three of them about that? I am not 5 7 by the way clarifying
I am 5 10. This is real. I
Don't know where they were like prove it. How do I prove it?
Stand up next to the door if you don't go up a scale. Yes, stand next to the door. I like that
That's a good call. He's five foot five. Yeah, you're not that you're not that tall
I've six maybe
Maybe, by the way, that's a maybe.
You have to reach up to hit the doorknob to turn the doorknob.
What?
I'm joking.
You don't know how to use a bidet.
Are you losing the fight? How's that happening?
Bro, you are...
I think you remember, actually, what happened there.
He was there?
You used the bidet again?
No, I just explained it.
Yeah, I had a show on the ropes.
No, I just, I had a, basically first time I used it the other day, it just, let's just
say it won the fight.
It did, it did win the fight.
It was, it was bad.
Water pressure was too high.
I just, it wasn't, I wasn't ready for it.
And, bad, it was just not, not a good experience for me.
Sometimes it doesn't work out.
But yeah, but how are you there?
I mean, he was just coaching me, show me the road.
You're asking a lot of questions.
You really got to get this show on the road.
No offense.
Like I apologize.
Uh, and actually you are incredibly correct.
We do have to get on, uh, on with this show.
In fact, we have a clip that we can pull up here that I think our
audience has been looking for.
Oh, good.
Man, I know.
I know Sunday was good.
Oh.
I
Kind of a bad
Did you watch your studio tuned into the Super Bowl per chance? Oh, yes
So you met cheese is that what the clip was
Yeah, and they brought up the Super Bowl that the Patriots lost I didn't go to the game
Did you think they were gonna win
You couldn't have thought Drake may was gonna do anything like that just you couldn't you couldn't have thought man
Fanda isn't because you think your team's gonna win
It's because you put your whole heart into them winning in regards to the result you believe like we talking about
All right, but then you cross the line into being delusional
Why because I put up 70 K for tickets.
So it's a good time.
Hopefully you wait for free.
Waller statement.
Hold up.
You have way too much money in.
A little less now.
That makes you feel better.
Maybe it does.
Listen, you could be picking up 5K.
If you win here today to either, you know,
make yourself feel a little bit better.
feel a little bit better for the price is either way we have to let you to go go
ahead get preps for your game wishing you both the best of that thank you thank
you very much oh my god this is gonna be a very interesting show match isn't it
look how I make people relate look at me say yeah my pops did that yeah my
my mom's did that. Yeah, my uncle did that.
That's just what I be telling you how.
Like I break through the gallery and I make them connect
because this is like after I do the day,
he is still having recovered.
All right. Hey guys, we're going to hop into game now.
Um, if you guys want to go ahead and join the lobby,
I think we're just missing London super.
No, I would have joined for chance
if I was a guy who was trying to join.
What?
Oh, it's lovely.
It's lovely.
Lovely.
You made an official game and then three.
I'm not going to have brought my Hooper.
Yo, yo, bro, let me ask you this, bro.
When you go to the barbershop right growing up as a kid like like like you used to get a lineup with a low taper
Or like did they just like cut it with scissors?
No, they straight up put a bowl in my head because this was all around that
You got a bull for it. I got a bull cut probably for 13 years in my life
Oh
Can you refresh your V mix fall I think it's frozen
Okay, cool, thank you cheese together link. I think you guys got dropped. Okay. Just to be clear. I'm meant to be playing
Luca am I making the bill no
Yo, yo super what up, bro, what's going on brother? Yo super so let me teach you some manners bro when you come in there
But you say what up to everybody?
You should be worried about
I'm defeated, but super I'm like I'm bro like they look you messed up. I pretty on my team, bro
Actually to be honest bro be good, bro
I'm toxic, but I'm only toxic to the opponent. So now my team. No, I get you. No, we'll be fine, bro
They have mud wig. Come on like come on. Yeah, it's serious
Yeah, what is that type of disrespect that I'm hearing right now when you were too sure
Mud wig are great like what who's worried?
Yo, if you got all right, let me ask you guys a question if you two were to
If you guys wish like box iron rail box. Yeah, yeah, I love to hear your answer
I'm three two hundred fifteen
You are not six three
Yeah, and I'm rapping
Okay, that's Ali. What about you?
Uh, I'm 510 and he's not 6 3 by the way. He's my height.
I got measured literally two days ago
Three days ago, you're not
I started lying a lot before that I'll be honest. Okay, what is going on here? Why am I picking?
you can make sure you do all time Celtics and you want to pick the 99 overall Larry
I only got 95 Luka.
Can I play Rui Hachimura?
I'll be on the corner.
Yeah.
He's trying to be Rui.
No, you can't.
Wait, I'm not.
Let him be Rui.
I mean, I mean, bro, they said they got their second yet, where they have to.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait, you're on my team.
No, you can't be Rui.
You can't be Rui.
I forgot.
I just don't want to mess.
I don't want to mess with that.
Excuse JJ Pereira.
No, sir.
All right, y'all.
All right y'all, the game is about to start man.
It's me Super Hollywood man, it's a new trio.
If you guys-
Why bro, you gotta be locked in man.
I'm locked in, I'm locked in, come on.
All right, come on.
Yo, yo, Super, you know how to like, um, have you played 2K before now?
Uh, yeah, I'm double.
I'm double.
All right, so how do you-
What was the last time you played 2K?
What, were you square?
Okay, how do you dunk the ball?
I mean Larry was much of a bunker.
That's true.
How do you lay up?
No, listen.
Larry Bird, he got like a 99 layup, bro.
So if you're going for the layup, I'm going.
Oh, you got to hold our two.
Hey, Tray, you're going, you're going super, Tray.
That looks like we're just waiting on super Hollywood to ready up.
R2.
We're gonna throw in games.
R2 for everything, bro.
I got a radio.
I'm gonna get rebounds.
I don't know if I'm gonna get my good
You'll just need to after you select your character. You'll need to advance one more time to the next time I'm a rights to shooter
I'll be honest. It's the past
Yes, I play this game, bro, I am a gamer there's no game on earth you better than me. I know fence
I guess it'd be 99 overall Michael Jordan, dude.
Why does he get a mic on the wizards?
That Michael Slash on the wizards.
Hit the peg, hit the peg, Troy.
I got you.
Come on, Holly, Holly, come on.
Damn.
Give me that.
Here we go.
Give me that, give me that.
That's on me, that's me.
That's on you, Holly.
Look at better.
You know what I do.
Come on, Doug.
No.
We got, we got.
I just gotta work on that, I just gotta work on that.
Yeah
Come on good if it's
Hollywood
No way even wide open every time there's no worries boys
We got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got a clean.
He's got a hit, he's got a hit.
Hey. Get a three point line turn.
We're playing a game.
It's not great.
Sails, sales, sales.
Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it.
Go.
Hey.
He's got a hit.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
I was just, I was, I was waiting for you.
What does dude?
That's Louis, that's, that's, that's.
Hey, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm in, first.
Yeah.
Get them more.
Keep them open.
Yeah. Yeah. There's no way.
Oh more.
Supa supper. Gotta do something.
September.
Number One.
I did I know.
I got you come on
she's got that come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
you play better on my team let's go nothing they try and dig around top
it's cheese though bro cheese steak bro there's no way people there's no way
people why she's played 2k bro every board
help him with it jump I'm here I'm here
hey look try to hold L1 on and get a separate animation L1 L1 come on
Michael do it come on she's sting she's stink bro she's think it don't matter
It doesn't matter who you got you suck
Yeah, I'm barren James. Yeah, right you can have a creative player. You can't beat me. Nothing you stink shut up
Come on cheese come on cheese look at you know you know right stick
I'm not worried. That whole
that's me. That's me. That's
that's me. That's me. Hey, get
open. You got you got bad. You
go here. Open. Open. Open.
Cut the basket. I don't need
to cut the basket. I want my
do you think you're not drain
Oh
Yeah
Hey bear can you go to Dex? Oh
Don't go hit. Oh, he won't hit
No, no, no, it's what L2 cheese I get through that don't watch
watch. Come on. No. No. We're
good. Come on. I know what to do.
That's on me. You're going to have to
get a crab. Come on. He can't get a
crab. You gotta turn the monitor on
if you want to play. Oh yeah.
Oh, bro. You're good. You're good.
You're good. Hey, let's do it. Let's do
it. Let's do it. Hollywood. Let's do it.
I mean we just gotta hit a jumper man.
Hey look we gotta work, go to work, go to work.
Go to work boy.
Shoot it, shoot it bro.
Easy.
That's what I'm talking about.
Shit dude.
I just felt so sick.
Bang.
I'm here.
Three seconds.
Give me that.
He a bot.
He a bot, bro.
He's a bot.
He's a bot, bro.
Don't jump.
Are you going to jump?
Shh.
I got you.
I'm going!
He's going.
Nope.
One of these days I'll hit that.
I promise you.
You get on the moment.
She's thick.
It's going to get a bro.
He's thick.
Come on.
Shh.
Oh, lord.
Just stop shooting.
No, you didn't play bad.
Get the record here, you shot 7ch's.
You're gonna get 1 for 7ch, you're gonna get crazy.
1 for 5 bro, let's not act like you were doing much out there.
Yeah, you're a pro, man, bro, that's not gonna be a caliber.
And you were a traffic cone on defense, I don't want to hear it from you.
Three assists, Anasteele.
Hey, look at me, he was hoping.
I appreciate that.
Don't let him get in your head.
L2 to guard and can press shots.
I let me switch off the shack or what there's no switching buddy
All right, we actually have super in Ludwig ready to join us again for this post game
So let's go ahead and welcome them in
My goodness super anything you got to say for yourself
Warm-up game, it's a warm-up game, you know, that's one of those things it happens to the best of us
It is the best of three
Warm-up game, I mean Kofi and I were actually just talking as soon as we saw you land some of those three pointers
If you're warm not game two should be
I'm sorry. Sorry. I could have some of those. It was one, but that would imply, that would imply, I believe that was cool.
That last one, that last one, you feel like you have the jump, jump shot timer down, uh, super.
Okay. I just think I didn't realize I had to hold it for a lot longer than I thought.
And now I got that. And next game is going to be a generational performance is what it is.
Maybe, maybe it was a misclick and you had checks, three-point ability or something.
Maybe something was wrong. Maybe it was a character issue.
99 Larry Bird probably wasn't good enough.
Super in the 20 seconds that you have go look at a Larry bird film and see brings it behind his ear
So you got to hold it. It's not like a quick release. So it's like slower. Yeah, like it went in every single time
I got disgusting. Mm-hmm. No, I thought it'd be worse. I honestly thought it would be worse
Thank you. Jenny be real. What'd you think about me? Wait wait time out real quick
They're shocked if you said you thought it'd be worse
That means you thought I would have made zero shots just for like clarification. I made one
So if you thought it'd be worse, but you were not awful on defense either, which is like some wherewithal
Where to be you are awful you weren't good, but you weren't awful. I'll take that you're like gas station chicken nuggets
You're edible, but you ain't like nobody's going to get
Hasn't been picked up at the gas station in two days just
Defense offensive defense
Rolling gliss?
Listen, while we think about gas station food,
I also want to hear your thoughts on the predictions from chat.
Let's go ahead and pull that up just to see what you have believed.
What?
Well, that's the first time the Wizards have ever had a 99%
likelihood of winning, maybe ever.
1%?
Yeah, I was correct.
Super, I do have to tell you that only one person voted
for the Celtics. So the percentage could be rounded.
And it makes you feel better. It's two. I also predicted the Celtics would. So it's
two of us.
I'll take two. I got two people in my corner. That's a little disheartening. I can't lie.
Just burn the jacket, bro. Might as well just burn that discord hoodie.
No.
We got more games to come. Relax. We got more games coming.
What is the best stuff here?
Best of three. Best of three, but we also have some highlights. Let's go ahead and roll those just to
Let you guys relive some of this warm-up game as you call it. Yeah, warm-up game. I
Mean look at that
Nothing you knew about that
It was just
That would actually be we found out we could just double-check and that's what we were doing that really seemed to work out
Maybe if I hit some more of those open looks, I mean
Bro, I was actually just running cardio out there, man. That was so bad
Do you know what I appreciated about the way you played? What's that?
You're a D'Angelo Russell player because you went 0 for 6 and you didn't stop shooting
What the hell did that what did that cat just spawn from outside?
Watermelon
I don't know.
Shut up.
Watermelon.
What a cute cat.
Thanks.
I forgot.
I didn't know I was on camera yet.
You just pulled a cat from outdoors is what it looked like.
Yeah.
Well, my dogs are on that side.
So it's like my little girl's got here.
So I was just listening to y'all talk about stuff.
And I was like, you know, let me see what's up with my cat, man.
Inside.
All right.
Very cute.
All right.
Well, guys, listen, we do have to release you so that you can get prepped for game
Number two, uh, what would you think that this is going to be the final game of the series?
Yes, I do.
I'll really appreciate the question.
Uh, I think it's going to be a clean to all.
Fantastic confidence.
I have to, I have to disagree, but, you know,
was what it is.
Lesser confidence.
Do you love that jacket?
Oh, I wear this.
I wear this a lot.
I wear this a lot too much.
A lot.
I mean, rate the fit.
What's wrong?
I'm just I'm just chillin at home with a jacket on you you act like I'm going to impress somebody ask questions anymore
Sue me can't ask freaking questions anymore
Okay, you have a guy all right gentlemen go get ready. We will see you in just a bit best of luck in this game
I'm back you thank you
I think my teams are messed up again. It's not what it is. Yeah, I got a dance board
I'm going to log into this thing
again. Yeah. Oh, damn it. If
it's going to you, you have to
say this. You remember Larry
Bird? All I'm going to say is
the reason why I couldn't use
him. Remember that? It's my bad.
G. What is that? He's off Larry
Bird, man. That's all I'm going to
say. You remember Larry Bird.
It gave me a tickle.
Hey, go save him. Let's go back.
Hopefully, but I mean, he'll be
You remember Larry Bird?
There's a reason why you can use Michael Jordan. I can't use Larry Bird.
I don't, I don't, I don't get, you know that?
You feel me?
I don't have a problem on Larry Bird.
What? I don't, bro, they make him use players that I've never used before, bro.
They say I can't use Larry Bird.
I can't get Luca.
Yeah, I used Larry Bird and I won the whole tournament, but now they're saying that.
Who are you using today?
I'm about to use Shaq.
He would use it. He would use it. He would use it.
Ray Allen would have put the same three-pointer.
What was Ray Allen?
I was gonna say Ray Allen.
Number two three-pointer all-time.
Yeah, but hey brother, we're on West service.
You ever heard of West?
I've heard of West. That's where I live.
Okay then.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
It's a ping-diss.
I think it's a ping-diss.
We're gonna reset the lobby if you guys can read John.
Yo, yo, super on guard though, bro.
You have to get um
They kind of cut the ball and lay it up instead of shooting
What is it again? R2 and X on the drive?
R2 and square on the drive? Okay
I got you
We want to shoot the ball, you can shoot the ball
Shoot it on the direct view
I told you to shoot a half course
Yo, you're down bro
We're leaving Mr. New Hampshire
I'm fine with you shooting bro
Leave Mr. New Hampshire wide open
I'm sure
Okay, so green one and we won the game pretty cleanly we were double in shack quite nicely
And brother I'm six seven three hundred
Hey, uh, Ludwig, can I get you to uh refresh your vnx ball for me real quick? Yeah, I got you on that. Cool. Thank you
you
That's a good one.
Oh, that out and out.
He's back up.
And I think we're just.
Hey, cheese.
Have you ever lost the bear?
Never.
Yeah.
In the finals.
Never.
We're gonna lose right now.
Let's do it.
Come on.
Let's go.
So you want it?
You want to take them?
Hey, I think I clicked the wrong.
Hey, where is the other man bro?
Love him.
Love.
I'm taking that shit wasn't on my servers.
That's why I was missing, bro.
Yeah.
It's crazy, bro.
I'd be having a battle against people that's better than cheese.
And then cheese is going to talk trash.
Like, it don't make sense to me.
I'm up on you, bro.
I beat you when it matters, bro.
You don't even be the best player in your team.
You don't be the best player in your team.
I'm not.
The championship gave me a zero points.
I have more steals than you have points.
Yeah, yeah.
What you want to bet on?
I don't know what you want to bet on.
What you want to bet on?
What you want to bet on that?
How much you want to bet?
Yeah, why you get why you get on Ray Allen? We'll get off for a yeah
Yeah, what you mean, but the she was on West Coast right here now
The same reason why you guys didn't let me use Larry Bird
Favorite player
Yeah
Yes, it will be friends forever
We started off slow, but I mean he caught on fire
Hello, love me, you know this how I want to ignore your question by the way, that's what I'm sorry meant to me
He was lagging. Yo, dude. Yo, super. Do you play awkward?
Ocarina's not I haven't tried it
I'm just gonna get you.
He's didn't even play.
Don't know why I didn't play.
I didn't play.
here we go.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, what's good?
Yeah.
We finally back.
Yeah.
I don't win the game and NBA 2K17.
Let's get it.
Go.
I live a him shooting season.
I go.
Yeah, until he hits one, maybe I'll ask you, but that's not, that's not like, you know,
I made two last game.
You're cheese.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get you.
I got you.
Come on.
That's not him.
Yeah.
the ball. Shoot it. Shoot it.
Good job.
Good shot.
Get back. Get back. Get back.
No way. Who's letting this guy take open shots?
Ain't no way. Let me shoot. Please.
There it is! Hold on!
There it is!
Let's go!
You're not making that a genie.
There it is.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Yes, leave.
They're going to come on down.
I'm not letting you leave.
Sorry, y'all.
Oh, fuck that.
Yeah, I'll leave them open, bro.
Fuck that guy.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Absolutely not.
I'm really sad.
They don't.
Look at that animation.
No way. No. That's not the only issue right there. It's like. I just don't have to get
up there. Yeah. That's not what I was doing. Again.
to the bottom. Where's he's
going? What the hell? Run, run there,
bird, bird, bird, bird.
Oh. What?
He's clean. I know I hear him.
He's clean. Don't you want the
bobby ball? I kind of do it a
little bit, but that's true.
I'm in for the win personally.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I got it!
You shot over me?
It's okay.
Mr. Settit, if you need it.
You got it.
Don't worry about that.
Damn!
No, you gotta go back.
Don't go for work.
Don't worry about that!
Don't shoot!
No!
Don't shoot!
No!
Don't shoot!
You can't do it!
That's me, that's me!
No!
No, I'm not going to get out of there terrible
animational train
You get the wrong version of Jordan to
We're here come on
I couldn't pass him here.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good shot.
We won't.
Keep taking those.
We're gonna make that.
Come on, get it.
Get back, get back, get back, get back.
Yeah!
Get up and get up and...
Am I right?
No, he won't.
He won't.
He got blurred.
He's on course.
Oh, damn.
Nice.
Right, right in the lake.
Right in the lake.
Release him lower in there.
We're going to win this game, bro.
Come on, cut, cut, cut.
That was pretty good.
Good take, good take, good take.
You made it.
Flip paint, flip paint.
Keeps the drop.
Yep.
Great.
W calls.
What the hell?
BAM!
I'm not as good.
No.
That's your problem, sir.
You son of a...
What the fuck, brother?
You son of a...
You know what to do.
We got
Leave a moment suck
You got shaggy can't make the board
Right it's great. What is going on? I know we had new rules
you can't stop it.
Good pass.
Bang.
Get up and turn. You ready to shoot?
I'm always coming. Are you going me?
No, no, no, no, no, just stay in the middle right there.
You want to jump to the shooter?
Yep
Yeah, I'll shoot you
Let's go to school
Go out, go out, go out
Go, go out, go out
Go to the tree line, go to the tree line, super
If they're gonna leave you open, I'd rather you shoot an open tree than a...
Nah, I'll shoot
You don't, you don't can wait
He's not a threat, bro, look at this
Yeah, we're good
Dude, I'm way too early
Straight on the middle
screen good just separate them you go get open to the top top we top we top we
come on
nice
okay so we can keep shooting that bro that's okay
come on right come on keep it let's go i'm gonna let you hit him
I got I got I got I got you got you got to get out to the side.
Let's do it.
Yeah, I got Luca.
Hey, for me again.
You got to agree there.
He won't shoot my window so small.
I'm so cold.
Oh, dude.
Go back.
Oh, my God.
Go back.
Say right there. Say right there. We say right there. I won't move. Hey.
No, no, no, no.
I'm inside.
You're a bum. You're a bum. I'm your daddy.
You're a daddy.
So you're open and we're going to be open again.
Come back. I'm here.
Well, I'm going to go up on the back.
New Hampshire, New Hampshire, New Hampshire.
Come on, New Hampshire.
They're right there.
Top of the key week.
Nature.
Brother.
It's an ugly game.
Right back, right back.
I'll take that.
Come on, bro.
You know, we fall.
Good lord.
Yeah. Yeah. Super. Super.
Let's go. There it is. Come on.
Super. You see how we adjusted on defense? Yes, sir. Yes.
That's what we're going to do again.
I'm playing low, but literally.
Wait.
Y'all, I think it's better to get five.
I feel good for some of the dough.
Next game, next game.
Wait, low, wait.
What's going on next game, bro?
You never got a hole in nine in a game before, like,
being these spots, right?
Yeah, I feel like it's good.
Hey, look, honestly, it's all right.
It's all right.
Hey, I'm going to check the other rays
and see if they have better dribble moves,
because I really can't put the ball in.
Let's check the other ways that he is.
I don't think they do.
You want to go take them?
Just go take them, bro.
Who cares?
Like, bro, it doesn't make no difference.
You can't switch.
What is that switching for, bro?
You have to go on.
No, it doesn't make a difference if we switch it off.
Just sit down, bro.
No, I'm a fail.
It's not like they're at your house.
No, no, you switch.
I'm a fail.
Let's get straight.
Oh, and not.
Oh, man, bro.
Yo, I'm like super.
Yo, on my leg, my voice super is ham, bro.
That's the thing, like, yo, so super.
So growing up, they call me like, you know how they call
a little jerk the voice.
you
It's all really tough.
It's really, Lucas at 0 and 9 days.
I'll say that.
Lucas at 0 and 9 days.
You, you look at the history of that man, like obviously in illustrious career, probably
going to be a first ballot hall of favor when it's all said and done, but he's had bad days.
I'm so sorry.
Ludwig, I just opened up your stream right now
and I see you practicing baskets
and it looked like you just made the first one
but you've been missing all of the rest in practice.
Damn, she has you clawed!
Because why are you acting like a snake?
She has you clawed, bro!
I'm unbiased, I'm unbiased, I'm just calling it
as I see it the same way that I saw Super's chat
basically saying, pick the right Larry this time.
Oh, that is true, I did pick the wrong Larry the first time.
Look, he has top three three-point shooter all time. I have Luca Doncic and I'm open at three the issue is
Luca's not that good from three comparatively
What are you saying?
Three-point shooter all time
No, Larry Bird's not that one point shooter of all time. Why are we disrespectful to Larry Bird?
Step we're not but we're just saying Luca is very very good
You would say better package than Larry Bird Larry birds a better basketball
player Lucas a better score what were you put Larry Bird Larry bird in my book
is top ten it turns a three-point shooter yes yes good Lord's children do you
think that she could sink more baskets than lead dude in that last game
Actually, I've seen her. Yes. I've seen her make a basket versus her brother. I have seen her make a basket
I have seen it with me actually with with my care
Look how lost in this guy is trying to make some shots. He's like in his own home
Watches documentary last night to prepare for this is called space jam. It's about this young basketball player
I don't know his name is Mike and it's all about his work that he put in okay, so I'm putting the work in
We're getting missing guys. You've missed the last $70,000 bill. He got about 15 more of these streams
He got a win to get that Super Bowl money back. So he's not worried about the numbers. It starts to make my feelings be a little hurt
All right super because we focused on lead a lot for this conversation
Anything that you want to say either about your teammates or yourself the confidence the momentum coming in
Game I made one shot
This game I made 13, I got 13 points, 5 out of 10 shots, I mean, what can I say,
Lud wasn't ready for it. He thought he had something going the first game. He didn't,
look at him, he's still lost. He doesn't even know where he is right now. Look how, look how
blocked Indy is to go 0 for 9 next game. Look at this guy.
James, you know what it is to be great, the work you have to put in to get there. I'm doing the
work and you get me in front of on the way. You know what I'm saying? You get me in front of
I appreciate it, listen, I understand it.
Keep shooting.
Keep shooting, I agree, I agree, please keep shooting.
Isn't that right, you went one for two,
and when you were on shot number 19,
did you say I shouldn't shoot this one?
Yeah, I kind of was like, gay, don't shoot it,
my teammate's gonna shoot it, I didn't want to shoot it.
I was like, I didn't want to, they were like, yes, no, no.
That's all right, just keep shooting.
Just keep shooting, baby.
All right, well, both of you, thank you so much again
for joining us after game number two.
And I do mean it when I say I am wishing both of you
the best of luck because we are very excited to see
what happens in game number three.
So thank you, and best of luck again, gentlemen.
Yeah, good luck.
Yo, he was going there into spamming, bro.
Don't forget who's your daddy, boy.
What I was doing to you was crazy.
You was trash. I was getting boards over you.
Are you dumb? I said I should not have no boards. You're trash.
I have 15 rebounds, so you're too much.
Oh geez.
Yo, so to confirm with you, so you guys do have to fit between Larry Bird, Rayland and Shaq,
but you guys can swap amongst yourself between those three.
Oh, so Larry?
So you could go Larry if you wanted to, but you cannot swap any player out.
I don't think we want to be in the board though.
as track. I don't think you want
that. Yes, we do. Yes. No, no, no, no, no.
You super horrible. You go real.
Oh, no, no, no. So don't do that.
Stop that. I can get out of the way.
Run and yell for them. So that's
real and jumper is really easy super.
It just it releases later than you
think. So you just want to release
when the balls like open to you.
That's right. He's 97.
Here's the high.
Quick. Any real in your favorite player?
I think he's like top 20 actually, but.
They see me, man.
All right, don't talk to me no more.
I didn't have it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Should we get Hollywood and Ludwig in the lobby?
Yeah, I got at least some more shots I got to make before I get in the lobby.
Sorry, man.
Ludwig, brother, we are not waiting on you, bro.
What do you think, brother?
You think that's a good idea?
I'm sure we stick to what we said.
Yeah, I think we stick to it, but up to you.
All right.
I said, because Ludwig is learning how to tickle shit right now.
I don't look at his stream.
He's doing it.
I don't know.
Let's just do it. Let's just he might he might be greener right now, but like
Time comes he's not gonna
The lights I've seen I mean no disrespect to you three you sound like great gentlemen
You've never seen the lights I've seen brother brother. Listen. Let me tell you the lights that I've seen
Track me 100 meter dash, what did I do fifth place cheese you got a lot of rocking message?
It's rock in Massachusetts field day first place 50 meter dash
Broccoli Massachusetts population
All right, so you're gonna go around
I mean, I can't if you want
You don't even saw you want to do that. Only reason is super super
It's cuz the dribble moves on Ray Allen aren't good
You'll be able to shoot with it.
I got it.
Larry Bird has good dribble moves.
So whoever plays point guard, it's
kind of better to be on Larry Bird.
Join the damn lobby, lads.
Like, for the role you're playing on, Ray can do everything
that you're going to play here.
I'm going to take my time, lads.
I got you.
Let's do this.
If you want to win, if you want to just play to play,
you stay on bird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you want to play to play, just stay on.
Play for the ball.
Just play for the ball.
I'm trying to make, you know, a lovely way to wear that switch
shirt.
Yep.
So what, I'm going Larry?
If he's down for that, I'm gonna leave it up to Super.
So how do I do this?
Super, how to do it, bro?
Super, how do I do this?
Don't do it.
Don't listen to the other team.
He's saying don't do it,
because he knows he's gonna lose.
Remember what he said when you broke down.
You can do what you wanna do.
We don't care either way, bro.
Make a damn decision.
Yeah.
I'll go Ray Allen.
Okay.
Look at that.
I didn't believe you let them do that.
Look at that, so how's this, L?
You see that?
Come on, bro.
Okay, you know, so, bro,
I don't mind if they switch.
like they have to switch their whole game plan around us like they're that
nervous they're changing their positions like she's good is Larry bird
that easy to shoot on it picking up where they shoot with it
Yeah, they were actually hardest.
I just need to see it.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm going to go.
I don't think he was just grinning.
What makes not that damn difficult?
Wait, wait, wait.
He can't be.
He just picked up 2K.
You're guarding Ludwig.
Oh, wait.
That means I got to guard Tram, right?
No, you guard Bear.
I guard Bear.
He still guards Ludwig.
Super still guards Ludwig on Real.
No, he wasn't guard.
He wasn't guard Ludwig.
All-time Thunder?
I was.
I mean, listen to his fear in his voice.
Listen to the fear in his voice.
What do you mean?
Listen to the fear in his voice.
He don't want to guard me, Holly.
What do you know what he is?
Wait, no?
No, Holly.
We should probably just run the.
Look out.
Yeah, I was telling you, I think you run the track.
And Ludwig just went in a pit with you.
Oh, there's a first draft, first play.
What's going to happen?
What are you all doing?
We're super.
I think Ludwig's got to open up.
I'll tell you what I'm absolutely not going for over and on this game and I can tell cheese
This is your super bowl the nerves are gonna hit you man. You got a relax
What's good you too much cheese, I'm finally here exposed
Ray Allen go go go go go go
There it is there it is
I can't go and drop you
I got it I got it
We just keep shooting
I'm not moving
Let's see
Come on
You did all this planning.
He can't get open on me, so.
Sit right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going for the zombie, the zombie, the zombie.
You got your pain.
Put my pop.
Yep.
Oh, yep, yep.
Hey, Jack.
Probably difficult to man, though.
I'm going to get you.
Come on, super.
You know, hey, look, stay, stay, stay with him.
You can shoot.
You're a best shooter.
You don't like it.
Like the bright.
They're blinding.
My eyes.
Straight.
Super.
Ah.
Don't dance to my ball away.
I'm going to.
Okay.
He wants to get down here.
Yep.
I'm there.
I'm not gonna get you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the lights.
I got you.
Yeah.
The shot, the shot, boy.
The defense is falling apart.
I got super.
I get four positions, cheese.
I get four, like, the upper the shot.
Okay.
What?
Wait, did you see that?
Again?
Again.
Come on.
Get it, get it, get it.
I'm there.
I'm not nice.
Hey.
In no universe as we can not just walk up.
You get up to do the next thing.
I'm not gonna get you.
You get up to three patients, patients, patients, no.
Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, one more, one more, one more.
Grimmy, good pass, Super.
Look, try to stay with, try to stay with Super.
Yup, yup, yup.
Oh, shh.
Kimmy, Kimmy.
Three more.
Huge, huge.
The boys are brutal.
It's tough, tough, tough, tough.
your side, your shirt super.
You can bring that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's a bear in the beast.
Who's it from?
Yo, smart basketball guy, smart ball.
Look who's on me, look who's on me, look who's on me.
Huge brother!
oh it is oh it's like we get something again hit me bro
rebound rebound I'm there
patience patience ah that's my bad that's my bad
that's my degree oh there come on come on
It's all good. It's all good. Come on. That's all. That's all. That's all right. Patience. Patience. Patience.
You got it.
Ow.
Stop.
I
Was deal with it auto-pass it, but I
Don't think I'm momentum. That's a game momentum. You guys play yeah, it's just made me out of us
Just feel there
that's why I'm here. No, no,
you're good. Oh, I'm expecting
to pass. I know. Of course,
you weren't. I have a three
dimensional game plan.
This hill. No, that's you.
You're right. Come on. Come
on. Look, you got you got to
go help. You got to help for
him and then you got we got to
we got to make him shoot. I
three minutes. Yeah. As soon as
you want to load up, you want
to load up. You show. You show.
You show. So, can we play? Can
we play? Can we play? Can we
play? Oh, God, I was like, oh,
God, I will play you for whatever
it is. Oh, God. Oh, God, you made
it three. Okay. Shut up. Shut
up. Shut up.
I'm tempted to put that in
the video, but get real quiet.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's
Let's leave this stream and let's go play for five bands. We make a five band today. Let's play
Listen, I'm off of this game. I'm off of this game. Come on. Come on
I'm off it. No, no, no me you mean me play one on one five be five. I'm off this. Let's play five bands in
I'm off this load up. I'm on 2k go my stream. Let's load up one on one two or two three or three five
Whatever you want play. I'm on 2k five bands. Come on. Come on. Come on
Come on, come on, come on, get your team, get your team.
Hey, ready, they're ready, they're in the chat,
my team is in the chat.
I'm running stream, show me who, who, who, who, who.
We ready, we ready, come on.
You ain't guard on me guard, right?
You ain't guard on me guard.
Okay, we'll blow it up, we ready, they in the chat,
they ready.
You must be crying, you can cry.
Let's play, let's play, can we play?
I want you happy.
Can we play for something?
I want you to be happy.
Yeah, I'm going to be happy.
Can we play for something?
I'm going to make my size so so good.
Can we play for something?
Yo, yo, Tray, wasn't Pierre just laughing?
Not stop?
Why is he yelling?
Yeah, because you're stuck.
You're stuck, and you know it.
Come on, man.
When I say, hey, when I say, put that brand up, boy,
he's cheating, you know, you're a rat.
He's on top of these bids.
He can't hit wide open.
Cool.
Alright.
Alright, I moved to a different lobby or to a different voice chat.
Cool.
I feel like they meant to pull me into the other look a few actually wait I think I'm
supposed to be pulled here but I didn't get pulled here well where buddy oh hello yo
Man, that's a tough loss.
Bro, that was something else, no?
No, I mean, I ain't gonna lie, it was greening, bro.
I can't believe it, bro.
I saw it good, though.
Shee, Arley, what's the next...
Oh, no, no, I think y'all done.
I think y'all might just react to the rest of the blame.
the rest of it. I think I think I'm going to play one more. Yeah, actually you are my team now. Um,
it's going to be me, you and a player from the Pelicans versus where learning the player from
the Pelicans. So we got we got to decide who you're going to be on the Pelicans. I think they're
going to tell me to be Derek Lane. They didn't tell me who to play before that. I'm going to play
Larry Bird, but I'll figure it out. Yeah, it's all good. Hold on. Give me a second.
Stupor will be Larry Bird for this as well. Oh, I'm still Larry Bird. Tough. You're still
gonna be Larry Bird, not your girl. That's tough. And we'll give you updates as more stuff occurs.
Chinese will be
But I kind of wanted to hear I
Kind of wanted to hear cheese and bear go at it more though. That was kind of funny
That was kind of good though
I'm going to go here.
That's what it comes down to.
Then we started shooting at the end and then it's just all right.
Throw it down the shack against Brozegas and spanned and dunk every play.
They shoot the ball miss every shot.
Get an old board.
Shoot another shot.
So congratulations.
Uh, Trey, if you can just re-log back into the game, just so that way it updates what
they do with team that you need to join them on.
Oh, I got to give you one second.
No, it's lost.
I guess you could say between you and Cheese.
Is there anything that's going to come up?
I will leave this, I will leave this stream, me playing on Monday, I'll leave this stream
right now for five bands.
He can go get his team, we'll play five, three, we'll play ten bands, we'll play twenty bands.
We'll everyone play four.
No troll, we'll leave, I'll leave the stream right now.
I'll turn mine over and go straight to program or to the park and any of them who right now for five minutes
Good. He think he good me. No, he's suck
He'll go he want to hop on burn when they told us he came
And then you get flooded and when they just let him switch all the rules around cool
Let's take two K. We got it. I can't see the bridge. Yeah queen. You got a stick
I want to play you play guard. I play guard. It's your two best
I get my two best and as soon as the stream is let's put money on the line
You got the Blacks and the Trolls,
but I'm just like an old man, bro,
but I ain't taking them off.
I agree.
I too would like to see that match.
We were actually talking earlier how we wish that this game almost
went a best of five series just because of how back
and where we're at once and again,
the improvement that we saw inside of our board.
I haven't heard of DC's mind Google right now either.
So, we'll have to see if anything comes out.
I'm a bit worried about it.
Sorry, Guampo.
I just love to hear about it.
Hey, super.
I'm about to drag you into the interview channel here
We just sit down.
That's cool.
I just got back.
Yep, perfect timing.
I just lost.
I just got a taxi.
I'm logged in now.
Thank you.
Sorry about the delay.
No, that's fine.
We had to get that changed over on our end.
So just I needed to make,
I needed to come in here
and tell you to make sure that.
you
I said first game was a warm-up Ludwig started started running his mouth. He thought he was something but just a warm-up game
It is what it is
Mm-hmm. All right. Well guys, we do have some highlights to see your connection of the day
So let's go ahead throw them up because I would love to hear you break it down and basically tell us how you were able to run away with the series
No, I think we lost this game right here.
No, this is the second game.
Yeah, I think this is the second game.
Oh, yeah, this is the second game.
Yeah, we got the steal there.
Oh, the duck.
Yup, super won us this game, though.
Hollywood wide open misses, of course.
You know me, I get the rebound put back to make us a 2014.
I hit.
Wide open three.
Bad!
I didn't know.
Me and Super going back to back, coast to coast.
So that's what we really do over here.
to play great to look at super green first play of the game super again wide open he's
so tough bro and this is his first time playing 2k by the way guys true he missed that okay
I'm open I'm never missing well Larry bird you got I can't lie you were locked in yo
let me just talk stand the lights are too bright for you I think you thrive in the lights
I'm gonna be honest you were kind of every shot there in the third game yep that's not
playing the perfect game easy layup so it's it like good yep look at language face that's
That's just the ugly guy from New Hampshire, bro.
Now, yo, now anyways, like am I excited?
Like am I gonna yell and scream?
No, because that's what's expected.
Like I'm not really like when I lose.
Wait, that's tough.
That is tough.
No, we was minus a thousand babies, bro.
We're not losing a bear in Ludwig, bro.
Listen, only 1% of people thought y'all would win.
Add two, three, right?
myself in our in our cast here what why did you so well when you went to I've
watched this enough when you went to Larry Bird were you like enough is enough
I'm gonna make sure we're gonna win yes because at first I was told that I can't
use Larry Bird you told me so I'm whatever so I went I went I was shot I
did my thing it's not and then the third game they said I could go Larry Bird and
you guys know how I won the championship with Larry Bird you guys know I gave a
I
That was it run bear started crying like little girl. I do 30 years old kind of forming out the month on a video game
So it is where he's I got cheese. I got a question for you. I also want to say that I did pick y'all to win
I just want the record
You know, you know, I was born poor. I'm a dad rich, you know, I've been the only dog my whole life
So like, you know the story, bro
It don't matter about how bad you start it just matters about how strong you finish course, of course
I want to ask you what made you guys choose Celtic Shaq and Ray Allen?
I know that you were Hollywood this your first time pairing with this in this 2k league.
So what was your thought process there?
Oh, my thought process there since I had super alert bird.
I was like, all right, maybe we need another shooter.
So we thought Ray Allen and maybe a guy to get all the rebounds and he thought Shaq.
So I'm kind of upset that, you know,
Um, yeah, my bad.
Are you got anything on that right there?
Yeah, honestly, my teammates have my back.
I started, I started a week.
They didn't care.
They knew it was coming.
They just had to give me time to warm up.
And I mean, listen, we're not losing a lot of weight.
Like, can we be so serious?
Did you see what that guy was doing?
He looked like he was lost.
He looked like he never touched a controller in his life.
And where did you guys find the guy?
Where did you guys find him at, bro?
Send him back to wherever you all find him at, bro.
He's trash.
New Hampshire. New Hampshire.
And lost in Minecraft.
That's a new Hampshire, bro.
He is terrible.
Before we let you go,
Super, I do have to ask you.
How are you getting
your Discord
sweater to Ludwig?
What will he be wearing when he's using your web?
I think he has his own.
I'm going to need a picture from him a week.
I need to see him go outside a few times with it.
I need to make sure he's fully
Fully in it, so I'll send him a few messages. I'll make sure that he uh, he's tapped in and
If he doesn't there's gonna be problems
I think Channing already gave him some styling tips
Maybe some naming for the you know outfit of the day posts as well
What
Can you do me a favor? Take off your hat real quick.
Let me see what's going on over there.
Oh, right.
Is this a fresh cat?
He looks good.
Okay, okay, I knew it.
He looks good.
All right.
You too.
You can tell by the beard.
Respect.
That looks good.
All right, you too.
Thank you so much for joining us.
I know that we still have a little bit of gameplay for you.
So we'll see you in our future games,
but we're going to let you go because we have to get set up for match number three.
Thank you for joining us for our ET&T connection of the day.
Thank you.
Yeah, again, the calmest we've ever
I have two.
Let's see.
What up?
Oh, I'm gonna be down here now.
Hey, stupid, do you copy me?
Yeah, I hear you.
Uh, do me a quick favor.
Uh, re-log back into your game just because we needed to update with the current matchup.
I like close it and reopen it. Yeah
So how do you restart a game? How do I do this?
And I don't know if Nick already went over this with you but when
When it comes to joining the lobby for this matchup
Since it's technically like pelicans versus pelicans
You will, when it prompts you to pick a team, you will always select the home team.
Select home team. Okay. Yeah
Got it
Wait, do I have to log in again?
Oh Jesus, alright hold on you guys can't look at this. I cannot leak this. This would be very bad if I leaked this
God damn it
I see it
Where is the login it's in somewhere in this
Okay
You guys can't see, right?
Okay, you can't, good.
Uhhhhh.
Okay.
Password.
Let me just triple check, you guys can't see.
Alright, we're good.
You can see the reflection on my glasses.
What the hell?
Where is this coming from?
What are you doing?
Oh, it's the V-Mix call.
Mutes it.
Oh, I have to leave this one and join a new one.
Oh my god.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my god, I'm getting overstimbed again.
Okay, wait.
Password.
You guys can't see, right?
Okay, good.
Okay, we're good.
Okay, now I gotta do a new V-Mix call.
Okay, we're good.
Alrighty.
Can you play as Angel Reese?
No, I'm playing as Larry Bird.
Wait, guys, I'm kinda clean at 2K, no?
Okay guys, the first part took a while because I was having some technical difficulties and
then we downloaded the Goat Browser Firefox.
The second one should be faster, I think.
I hope.
Oh.
You gotta get better at defense.
I mean, that was fine on defense.
Wait guys, how do you get a rebound by the way?
how do you get a rebound triangle so the same as the block but
Triangle after the ball bounces off the rim and hold L2 on defense YouTube is free
Hey guys, can you join the new VMIX links that are posted here?
Okay, thank you.
Why is there B-roll of...
Why is there b-roll of sweaty fit men walking where you don't want to see sweaty LeBron?
You're not trying to see that?
Are you guys, is everything working?
I don't see any of you guys in the new calls yet.
Just sorry to be a pest.
I joined it.
Did my work?
I just joined it.
OK, I'm ready to see you.
Yeah.
I was doing myself on it too.
So if you get the answer, you know what to do.
Did you join the new LinkedIn I gave you, right?
OK, can you just refresh it?
Because I'm not getting anything from you guys yet.
I'll close it and reopen it.
Don't see
I'm here. What I can do is
There you go now. I see it awesome. Thank you. Oh, give me a second. I'm a disconnecting
Hey super can I get a quick mic? Did it work or no?
What is this?
you
You
How you guys doing
Well, I can't hear I was supposed to be able to hear. Oh, what are we good? Oh, never mind. I got it. I figured it out
Hello, yeah, I can hear you bro
can you hear them super I can hear them yeah I'm good now I'm good I'm good all
right sorry about that what's up y'all wait how can I ask how old you guys are
in years
How old do you think we are 23 I think I think I think no you don't get a young you about
like super bright little by like 20 or 23 low it you look low we give about like 20 25
I'm 30 I'm 25 so I mean well why'd you guys just pop up like that bro you're old
you're you're you're yesterday's news man you are too I'm a rebel athlete y'all
I'm in my peak physical athletic abilities
I'm a 30 year old man. I was born in 1995
Not yet
I play Minecraft full-time what's up?
Yeah, I'm a Minecraft speedrunner. I'm one of the best in the world. No, you're not bro. Stop talking
I have less years to live I
uh
I look I look worse than bleach hair. Yeah, that's true
Sometimes when I put my hand in my hair hair falls out
I mean that happens to me too though like let's that's not exactly
Do you do this for them? Oh, you want to
I brought one of my like I'm like a circus act. Yeah, is it like bad? I'll be honest. Is it really that bad?
what do you guys
I
We think about the hairline you see him the hairline bad
He said to
He said so that means as you all included yeah, I got that yes, you're part of that group
I got that one
Yeah, well, you know, hopefully ballouts who's my teammate
Okay, congratulations, you got a game on one of the best gamers in the world
All right before more lies pop up in this conversation
We're gonna say thank you so much to super and Ludwig for joining us and cheering their ages
I guess and some of their words of wisdom
We'll be seeing them in just a moment you guys thought that they were both what you said
Wow
What do you mean you got to die what did I do what did I do?
Super I'm gonna move you into the lobby chat for the matchup here. That lobby should also be up for game one
Let's just say Luka will remain the only MDA player to follow you on Twitter.
Bro, what did I do?
I do
Lobby's open cool. I'm in it. So wait who am I playing with?
Hey, can y'all tell production I can hear them. I can hear a mic and for that
I can hear their mic and be mixed.
Okay, I'll let them know.
And then, Lod, you will be playing with, uh, Derek Queen and Bear.
Derek Queen and Bear is my teammates?
Yes.
Derek's six foot nine.
Shit.
And then I don't know if Nick went over it with you already, but when joining the lobby
Love you will select the away option after you select your player
Okay away heard
Heard stuff ready chef
What what did I say that was wrong bro
You see the face after I said I'm 30. Yeah, I did actually then I took a step back
That means you present yourself youthfully, I know he was just like why don't you have kids yet?
Then I told him I play Minecraft full-time they looked at me like I was an idiot
Yeah, that was tough. That was a tough one. Also, what does that mean? Tell me your age
and years, as if they were going to tell you, like, in months?
I don't know. I just like to be specific. Is that wrong? Should I not?
You can do whatever you want, man. I just figured that was a given.
Specificity is frowned on? No, I just thought that was a given. That's
all. Dude, he's probably been taller than me since
he was in the 7th grade. He probably is, man. That's not, you know.
I mean people will come out the room talking super. Let's not be too
We are the same brother. We you what what is wrong with you?
Bro, I am six foot one. You are not the same. I don't think
Don't you have them like your driver's license like you're just lying to the government like what's your I'm six three
My driver's license I do rely on that
God forbid I lie to a cop like what's wrong with that
see the freighter way more soon as I left my new addition gave the game poor
how tall are you you're 5 10 I'm 5 10 yeah yeah
bro why does it have to get 5 7 on the graphic I'm still tilted about that though
she made me as 5 9 oh they just pulled three inches from both of us
you pull three inches for me that's pretty much all I got
maybe change that word a little bit of pull inches that would be talking about
Well, three inches up for me and I have nothing left.
You OK?
But yeah, I'm a little sad about that loss.
They're.
I do.
Well, you're my team, but please shoot the same way that you.
I got you.
You do not got them, bro.
You shoot the same suit.
I was like, I'll get you.
I don't blame you for missing the game to look to jump is a bad jump in this game.
This is slow.
The jumpers what?
Say it.
It's ass in the game.
I learned it though.
In the game it's bad.
It's slow.
Nobody uses it.
I learned it.
I learned it and we're good.
Okay, I got my Larry Bird again.
I'm gonna be draining.
It's over.
How do you get 99 overall there?
I guess I should be able to do that.
I'm gonna be draining over how do you get 99 over all there? I guess I should just do Mavericks Luca
They told me to go Larry bird again, so okay, I'm assuming unless I can go my favorite player
Which would be you know grand Williams?
Yeah
He's on the Hornets. Yeah, I'm aware. That's your favorite player. Yeah
Why yeah, like you will this is gonna invite you guys to go
Uh, Grant Williams.
Because he invited you guys to court side.
Why?
Well, he didn't invite me to court side.
He invited me to a game.
He, uh, uh, we have the most in common.
Oh, okay.
All right, you know, I get it.
I get it.
You might be the only person with that as your favorite player, but you're unique, though.
What do you mean?
I'm not, there's many of us, bro.
Many, many, many, many, many, two more.
Just two.
Grant Williams, Superfans.
Yeah.
You know the streamers, Valkyrie and Foosley?
I don't think they could name another player outside of Grant Williams
So you have a
Yeah, I message him I got it I got to get it from him. Oh, okay
Little bit now
He's busy, bro. They're on a win streak. I mean, I guess it broke last night. They lost to the Thunder, but they almost beat him
Who's your favorite player tray
My favorite active player on that Katie
Katie
I've heard of me
I'm just to confirm with you guys here
Ludd and super you guys are still gonna be on Luca and Larry Burn respectively
Bear and Trey you guys can pick anyone from the pelicans
Okay, and then Jeremiah and Derek you guys as well just anybody from all-time pelicans
He has no idea who Katie is Kevin Durant is can you get a grip?
Super who's your team sixes bro
Yeah
Name four players on the sixes well Jeremy King got traded so that's fucking tragic
But why did they trade that was gonna tragic? Why did they want it? Why why why did they trade your McCain?
You tell me that cuz they got picks
And he's been kind of injured. No, I mean, yeah, he has been injured, but like
And a good landing spot for
I guess
But it's kind of tragic
Why do you dodge bro fucking and bead Paul George DJ Edgeco Max you happy
Dodged
Paul George does not count
In a bench player Kyle Lowry Kyle Lowry
Oh
Who's the GM Darryl Maury
Can you be more normal this time bro?
I was locked in last get to the last time.
What are we waiting on by the way?
B2dubs?
What are we waiting on here?
new physician bro I don't know who the freaking team doctor is man
what are you talking about?
you guys need something?
yo
hello hello?
Yeah, yep
Yes, sir, what's the word again? What's up chat?
Hey, yo, Derek you play 2k. Oh, yeah, sometimes
I might
All right, so look this is what we're doing. I'm on the other team
I'm gonna use you you gonna get out the way cuz you want to see yourself get buckles in the game
I'm not him up
You know you don't like yourself, but why would you all yourself down like they don't do that you got the way
Dr. I heard my name, so
You talk a angle on it. You got it, but they gave you a 63
63 what?
No, a 60 overall three-pointer brother. You think they dig the dirty
You know, my job has been booked, but can he get to the, can he get to the bottom?
Yeah, yeah.
Look, I'm gonna show you.
So when I get the ball back to where I'm gonna show you, just watch this.
Watch all these moves.
Just get out there with my boy.
You're gonna be like, yeah, you're playing cold.
Oh, you must be nice.
Today, I'm about to be.
Pause, everybody.
Trade is not drill.
Let me move my mic, I'll be back
Uh, dare to need help in to getting into lobby?
Yo, Gemma, can you help me get into the lobby?
I got a stretch!
No, I did not say that in voice
Gemma!
I
Couldn't have asked for a more corn ball of a person for this sponsor, bro. What did I do man?
Wait what I'm supposed to do
Sorry, you want the are you logged in right now? That's okay
No, it's a sign in manually to K log guys. They're not cross somebody got put in a password. Oh
Oh, yeah, I think that's the uh, really just make it like a little fake email, bro
I just put JJJ at www.come2times and then so that did they give you a login to get into the game?
No, we just say sign it. I'm gonna sign in
Derek I'm gonna DM you and just send it there if that works
I
Read out loud, he's not gonna read out loud bro. That will be funny though
There quick question never to leave. What's your favorite city that you went to as far as opening leave?
Nice
Or make it feel it
They're like, bro, it was the only time where we ran out and warm-ups as like 16 17 on the clock
Yeah, it was packed like every seat was packed like usually like games don't get packed until like
after like like after probably the
After the anthem, but yeah, that's John's pack. Yeah, I'm already know
I live in Houston, bro. So I already know you come to the Rockers. It ain't it ain't pulled into the third quarter
Yeah, yeah Derek, can you accept my friend request on discord? I
Have this court
Wait, I'll have this court. Wait, is it a little computer? Yeah, it's on the laptop
Wait, what's my name? That's what I saw right now Scarlett
garlic
I named scarlet
I
So this is actually I start asking for like IDs next month, huh?
No, it's she it's just I don't know how to accept him on a discord
Yeah, it's a friend request more scarlet
It said most adults won't have to do that. What does that mean most adults?
Guys, I want to I want something I want something I want something. Yeah
Right, I barely ate today, I literally had two bites of a breakfast quesadilla and then this coffee
Yeah, they say Q accept his friend request.
Bro, I wish I had like a basketball hoop here, like a mini one.
I should get one and put it behind me.
I'll be kind of flyer.
A Baconator, guys, I'm not ordering from Wendy's ever again.
I also had a burger yesterday, so I can't have another burger today.
You know what I mean? Wait, I can't go two in a row.
Sushi?
This song is fire. Thanks, bro. I made it
I am not sure what that means, but I am going to say it again.
Yeah, but the song is kind of fire now
Can you translate um no I don't know what they're saying
You said you made it, I lied bro, what the hell?
Right, you know what would be so good right now?
A fresh chicken parm, holy bro.
A hot chicken parm.
Chicken parm is slop food.
But dude, what are you doing?
Don't make me angry.
Chicken Parm is quality slop, you only like it because it's good.
I walk in for the first time in a month and bro is on 2k, I'm opening your logs.
One's the last time you type in here.
You type in here six days ago,
and your only message was four question marks.
Almost four days ago on the dot, by the way.
Sorry, six days ago, I mean.
Because you type that 1857 question mark,
question mark, question mark, question mark,
and then you typed today, six days later, at 1856.
So guys
Guys, how are you guys doing?
How are you guys doing?
you
You should see like a menu at the bottom of the mix like like a setting like
Yeah
There's three dots oh
I see we
Yeah, so we need to download a crown real quick or like even against accounts fine if it's not on
Yeah.
Yeah, you might have to download it.
No.
No, you know I'm not.
I have a question for you.
Did we make sure that there's a problem on the tape, I think?
What?
Who?
You say who?
I'll sue you.
I'll sue nice.
No, that's all he'd be doing.
That's all he'd be doing.
So, close your email on edge.
Copy that link at the top
Okay, now close all three of those v mix windows you have open right now, so control a control C
Okay
I'm trying here, I'm doing a lot of ones
Do do do do do do do do.
You're sick for looking at that, looking at what?
Okay, we have that blind ranking.
Melania vid on second monitor guys,
I am not looking at the Melania video.
I am not guys.
I don't mean dunking on cheese.
I get that we have to make it up to cheese today.
The deets because it seems color and he wasn't talking
as much trash in the version.
Why do I hear an echo?
He's so mean, he's just mad.
He's all the things that make me crazy.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Why did you submit that weird wave?
Volta, did you see that millennia tweet?
Well, I'm listening to you right now, actually.
I hope you're not on the family TV again.
Let me see if I can find it.
I didn't like it.
Maybe I should have though.
I'm just going to look up Melania.
I'm seeing some cosplays.
I'm just going to look up Melania.
Actually, maybe I don't send this to Vol
on second thought this is just wow
why does it have a hundred and thirty three thousand likes
what the hell
send it to me right now
i got you
i got you bro
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Bing-bing-bing-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Okay, I'm back.
Welcome back, bro.
What are we waiting on, bro?
I think they're saying they're not in the v mix. Yeah, okay
I'm seeing them download it. I got the screen share active. Okay
They was in there earlier because I don't know why I kept hearing a mic. I'm here in the whole room
Yeah, I heard it for three weeks, too. I don't know
Man, yeah streets are saying it's gonna be swapped to a best of one. We'll see though. Oh
Oh, be a one you got your your tap to the streets. Love it. Yeah, I'm pretty glued to the streets these days. How about yourself?
Don't ever what are you saying, bro? I got my ears glued to the streets
I feel like I was pretty up front about my sentence. I don't know what I'm wearing broken holes in it
Yes, I got my eyes look at the streets. We're like, oh, just do we believe that love it got his ears?
Blue to the streets. I personally believe it. I believe
We love we got a bunch of thoughts on something. Yeah, please
Someone the NBA 2k league tweeted a picture of me and you before the the stream and in response to that picture of me
And you for like the promo someone said a bra raffle emoji. These kids are cooked those kids need to get beat up ASAP
Yeah, me and Ludwig I assume
What do you think about that one?
You know, super, if you are reading the thoughts of somebody on Twitter.com, I think maybe
the right, bro.
Okay.
I guess so.
Because this guy is fighting.
You're mad at a guy with Twitter fingers, bro.
I'm not mad.
If that guy pulls up to where I'm at, it's a problem.
All right, bro.
I like to get the streets off, but come on, bro.
And where are you at exactly?
What?
Right?
Come on, bro.
No, you got a big ace. You got it. You're right. You're right.
Do you know where I'm from?
New Hampshire?
Yup.
Hey, hey, gangsta out there, bro.
Hey, have you heard of the Tree Streets?
No, I'm scared to go.
You don't want it.
You don't want to go to the Tree Streets.
If you if you go up to Oak, right off the Dunkin Donuts,
it's a problem for you.
What is it?
I got.
That's like the other side of the train tracks. You want to go to the side exactly right the wrong side of the Duncan donuts
Hey, I ain't no they had goons and new hamster topmen love. Yeah, I mean either apparently
They have a ticket with you, right several where were you from tray Houston?
Wait wait, who's the new key I hear me. Yeah, we hear you Derek. No, New Hampshire. That's me. Yeah, that's me. Derek. How you done?
Like what's the new answer
Trouble that you don't want that's how I'll start that sentence
No sales tax as well
Fentanyl, it's the fentanyl
America no, I think I got you beat on that one
No, I
Think state per state percentage wise fentanyl has the highest percentage of fentanyl usage
also 20 minutes from Kensington so yeah but I'm saying that's density versus
overall state you go to Pennsylvania you know almost people there wait what is
what is New Hampshire like connected to like what state is connected to it's in
New England so Maine Vermont Massachusetts when you have to stay right
yeah it's a state yeah it's one of the first 13 colonies yeah but I just
never heard nobody like I just never heard nobody like yeah like I mean do
you want me to run through the list cuz we got some we got some shooters from
New Hampshire okay whatever Franklin Pierce never though he was he was the
president of the United States. Okay, fine. Um, wait, how long?
He was the, he was the, well, it was kind of a bad, he did the trail of tears.
I don't know if you ever studied. Oh, Lord. He wasn't one of the bad, but, you know,
he was from New Hampshire. So it's, you know, okay, whatever,
let's move on from him. Uh, um, uh, Triple H.
Triple H. Triple H is, is from New Hampshire.
And that's a good one, that's a good one, that's a good one, that's a good one.
Oh, that's another good one, that's another good one.
He wasn't born in New Hampshire, but he was raised there.
So you can't, oh, you know, he's raised, he's raised.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Seth Meyers.
Okay.
Of the late night show, the late night show.
Okay.
Oh, oh, what about epic rap battles in history?
Ever watched that grown up?
No.
Really?
Derek, Derek, you know, if you're out of New Hampshire, are they actually?
My dad is a death-damned fire.
Rip!
Bottle of history!
Did I say it again?
You cut out.
Yeah, you guys.
You're just, rip!
Bottle of history!
Never heard of Obama.
Versus!
Oh, that versus was pretty good, actually.
I worked on it.
You kind of hit that one.
Anyway, Lloyd is from New Hampshire.
Wait, but no.
All I'm saying is like, I never heard nobody was like, yo, I'm going to vacate.
Anyway, Lloyd is from New Hampshire
Wait, but no, all I'm saying is like I never heard nobody was like yo, I'm gonna vacate in New Hampshire
I'm going like I'm going to New Hampshire
Like yeah, yeah, it's not a very
I used to go to Dunkin Donuts
don't get donuts everywhere.
You didn't like it.
Don't know about that one.
But it might be the only store we had.
We only had a donut.
Yes.
So you're not known for nothing, right?
We're known for a break.
Oh, you probably know about the old man on the mountain.
Who?
What are you saying, bro?
Get the old man on the mountain was a natural occurrence.
It was a it was a mountain, but it had the shape of a man from a certain angle.
Okay.
I'm going to use the restroom.
You can get him those facts.
I'm done with new hands, right?
Okay. All right.
What else do we have?
Conway. No.
Are you a racing fan?
Do you like racing at all?
No, they got loud in.
Okay.
Granite, you know the material?
Yeah.
What material of what?
Granite, like like a stone, like granite granite countertop,
like a granite countertop.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm we're the number one exporter of granite.
Is that real? Yeah, it's called a granite state.
So Derek, where are you from?
I'm from Baltimore, Maryland.
What's in but I don't even need to ask you so much in Baltimore.
Yeah. Do you try to be funny?
No, I. I just feel like I'm from a lame state.
You are, bro. That's the point. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait.
No, it's like other. It's New Hampshire, uh, well, I mean, I heard somebody say, go to
where? What else near there? Like New, near New Hampshire?
Well, if you go south, you go to Philadelphia, that's a better place to be.
No, you don't go that far. So you go to Massachusetts.
No, you want to go far south down the Philadelphia, bro, further down south of Maine.
You go to Maine. There's a lot of skiing up in Maine, snowboarding.
Yeah. All right. Listen, I never heard somebody like, yeah, I'm going to Idaho. I'm going
in New Hampshire, I'm going to both of the Dakotas. Hey, what else am I missing? I recently
just heard somebody say I'm going to Iowa. I never heard about it. I'm going to Iowa.
You know Phoenix, Arizona. It does. There are almost as many people in New Hampshire
as Phoenix. So it's pretty big. Oh, damn. Wait, but Phoenix, wait, Phoenix is a city
though. Yeah, well, yeah, we
know you're right. Yeah, but
yeah, I don't know. Well, you
actually
and you have to. Yeah. And you
have to as a state. So like
we're closing in on them. We're
coming on.
Well, I'm trying to defend those
are that's my people. Okay. When
there's a when there's a when
there's a presidential election,
the first primary occurs in
New Hampshire.
Oh, it is, but it is extra, but it is true.
Wow.
Did you know Philadelphia was the first capital of the United
States?
Did you know that one?
Yeah, I did.
I did.
And then it got swapped.
So you guys kind of lost.
Yeah.
Oh, for God's sake.
Hey, guys, just want to give you an update.
I think we're getting pretty close to being on the start.
And I just wanted to say thanks for the inspiration.
There's just been massive tech issues that we're dealing with.
So, but I think we're really close to getting started.
So appreciate that. Yeah. Thank you guys. So, so let me ask you man. So if I go to the New
Hampshire vlog, what should I expect? Like just a good Dunkin Donuts? Dunkin Donuts, yeah. Dunkin
Donuts on the corner. I would definitely hit that up early. Stay caffeinated for the whole
trip. Okay, okay, okay. And I will do you do any winter sports? Do you ski or snowboard?
Yeah, I'm actually kind of decent at it. Okay. So here's I would is I would make your itinerary
I could I could do this all through I could make your an itinerary. I would start out
I would hit dunking bright and early. Okay, before the line come
Then the line's easy. They get you in and out. All right. Good. Good. Okay. Then we get you on the slopes
Okay, you are going to Pat's peak you're crushing through blues black diamonds all the likes
Okay, uh-oh after new time time for the Fent fold and you're gonna and you're doing
Okay, I don't like the name
You're gonna go to Manch Vegas
And and you're gonna rip a Fent fold that'll last you probably six hours then you're gonna head over
I don't know if you know New Hampshire is probably the
capital of gambling in all of New England. So you're going to Enic Casino and rip whatever
you want. The blackjack slots.
Wait a minute, I think we're going in.
Hold on.
We're going in.
Oh, sorry. I guess we'll have to get the rest of the day later.
Oh my god.
Honestly, I think we can see.
Listen, listen. If I win, if I win, you've got to give me a hundred dollar gift card.
It's a Dunkin' Donuts.
It's a Dunkin' Donuts?
All right. If I win, I get assigned Jersey. I bet. I think we're on the same team. So
who I guess we'll both win. Yeah. I'm away. Right. Hey, Derrick. Hey, Derrick. I'm gonna
be honest. One second. Oh, no. Yeah. You're you're away. Derrick and Bear, you guys are
going to be. You can't do that. Open your character. You let me hook. Definitely, Derrick.
No, I picked my old character. Thanks. Wait. Oh, wait, you, you've been in the seven
Yeah. Oh, you're gonna hit you.
They jump in there.
No, I'm slashing.
No, I don't do that.
Bro, bro, show it.
Show it to me.
You can shoot.
Don't do that.
He's slashing.
You didn't hear the train.
I'm not shooting.
I'm down, man.
I got him near.
Why they do that, bro?
I guess I'll be running big, man.
Wait, where's Barry?
I don't know.
I guess I'll be running big man. Wait where's Barry?
I'm here, come on let's go. We're ready.
Wait, you on my team right or not?
No, I don't think so.
No, it's me, you're right.
No, it's gonna be you, Super and Jeremiah.
Oh, okay, we got a problem with Jeremiah running here.
I chose myself.
I'll be AD.
I
Try make sure you guys select home after you select your player
There's like the way you got a smogler jumper I use a pussy can rebound
Does this filly boy even know what a rebound or a free throw is yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I do actually a
a rebound is when the ball bounces off the backboard for the rim and you go up and you
secure it and you come down and then you choose your character and you select home and that's
a rebound.
I got you I did.
That's a rebound.
And they got more of those than us.
You're right. You're right. You're good. Good work.
Everybody else
lay bird
Ad
I
Know I got a D. Oh, of course. Get some stops. I'm lagging. I won't give me bird
Oh good D. Oh
That's like I'm lagging
Slesher I told you I'm slasher going back
I'm down the middle.
Got you.
Bring it up.
You got to shoot it.
Whatever you.
No way.
Come on.
Oh yeah.
Who's that?
Banana slip.
I heard that.
I'm lagging.
Who I thought it was?
I'm lagging.
Isn't it your life, Fug?
I'm not at my house.
I'm lagging.
Hey, hey.
Tell them to take that smoke detector.
They know y'all dirty, Fug.
I'm lagging.
That's easy.
Oh, puppy.
Nope.
Slasher.
He's got me.
That's on me.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
You're not playing defense. I'm not swinging the ball.
You're going to want to swing the ball no matter what I do. I'm
I got it. I got it. Oh, my
man. That's nothing. That's
nothing. That's nothing. That's
good. We don't you know. I
so I so I'm lagging.
I'm lagging. I'm lagging.
I got you. Go ahead again.
Yo, jump out of your life, my
trash. Come on.
We stink. Ain't doing my boy
dirty boy. You're lagging. I'm
I'm just laying here. I'm laying it boxed out. How was that late though? I think it's just laying here.
I think it is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, you know what I'm saying?
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Hey, this switch.
That was a damn good switch.
I sold you.
There we go.
I sold him.
That's good.
I'm lagging.
What's up with your Wi-Fi?
I'm lagging.
I'm just going to slam his Anthony Davis 10 times.
Yo, yo, yo.
I do the easy.
you. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Hey, man. You want to know how to
shoot? Yo, yo, three's more than
you. So, man. Oh, yeah. Hey,
I'm gonna come over here and get back out of here.
There we go. Come on. We're at 13.
I'm lagging.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm lagging.
Oh, yes!
I'm lagging.
Nice block.
No way.
Oh, slasher, slasher, slasher.
Back to the top here.
Oh, he can't shoot.
Oh, no, he can't shoot.
He can't shoot.
That's like real life.
He can't shoot.
We go on the screens.
Oh, wait a minute.
He's lagging.
Not that one.
Now, wait a minute.
I'm lagging.
What?
I don't know that one.
Look at that little kid out the street.
Oh, he's sold. Oh, no, three
seconds. There we go. There we go.
Come on, Tre. I thought he was going to shoot it. I thought he was going to shoot it.
It's the other game, Tre. What? That's the most. What are we doing? Oh, the
Get me points. Appreciate that. Oh, jeez. I'm lagging. I'm trying to tell you
down the middle. Down the middle. No, I'm here. No, not here. Let's go. Big.
If my guy wasn't lagging that would have been an easy win.
Hey John Mike, what's up with your Wifi bro?
I'm lagging.
I'm lagging bro.
Y'all just got me here, just lagging bro.
So like yo, wait how can I see my chat bro?
Y'all have a chat?
Y'all have a chat to be honest.
I'm lagging. I'm lagging. I want to go home by lagging, bro.
He didn't even pick his Wi-Fi bill or something, yo. It's ridiculous how bad his Wi-Fi is.
Oh my God. Good game. Good game, bro.
I can't even hear nothing. I'm just lagging, bro.
Bro, you know, he's not talking if he talkers might not work
Working
Yeah, I got a leg in.
Bro, you know, fuck your Wi-Fi upgrade.
Alright, back to you.
I've got the basic package, bro. He'll be on like this.
Yeah.
You get some better Wi-Fi.
God.
A trade.
Spectrum, I guess.
Whenever you get off stream, the 10th thing for you, Bear.
Could you guys send me a stream analytics?
Got you.
Wait, Nick, what are we doing?
Yeah, wait for the admins to tell you.
You wait for the admins to tell you.
Also, you can go to the Santa village
if you go into the winter in New Hampshire.
True Santa village.
That's a good point.
I got you.
You sweet little boy.
How he going to come in here and give me more advice when you grew up there, bro?
I mean, to be clear, I wasn't done with my day yet.
We were still in the middle of a festival.
He told me to go to Finn Valley.
Like, what was there?
You were supposed to make two stops at Dunkin' Donuts.
We were about to hit a second stop at Dunkin'.
Duncan then our day was about to really get cooking at Santa Village exactly and you get has
GGs or what's we wait for something I'll wait for an admin I think
That was so good
This is something local. Yep, they're talking about you actually when they wrote it.
That's how I was my dog was like, that's how it was.
He was just he was just laying. That's it. Just a little lay.
Oh
That was good, bro
Dude, how do you hit it the same way every single time
That was that's what that was really impressive. It was like the same cadence every time he said
I'm getting up in the trash and you look at me
I'm a certified student
I'm 747365
747365
you
I
Love it man, you're a great guy
He's code trade twitch bro
I think it might be because he said Jeremiah to practice and everything yo, yo, Derek.
Yeah, I don't think they're here bro, you know what I told you bro your next NBA game
Yo, Karen, yeah, I'll be there bro.
You know what I told you bro, your next NBA game, punching it in the face for
Oro man.
Bro, why would you tell me that?
It's legacy, it's legacy.
It's all about legacy.
What kind of legacy you want him to leave?
Hey, that was a fight last night though.
That's what I'm saying.
In this couple of fights.
And guess what?
The people who got involved, they got Oro now.
Who was involved?
Who was involved out of curiosity?
Bridges versus I see a story. Okay, I'm a huge fan now
But I mean she's what they turn the game over what was best, but I think you might want to ask you to see bro
Like you like that?
I should even be in this lobby, but when I left like I got boring right you guys can't lie
So funny, I can't even watch my favorite game of the night
I'm not gonna lie super you hit some crazy shit from you
Bro super is dreaming in this game bro
Dupre and Ludwig are both going crazy that long
Bro stop trying to insert yourself man
We are not talking about you
We are not talking about you you wiggits
Us three, us two are going crazy
And Ludwig was like the energy guy
He brought great things
Ludwig was like the hoop guy
Call me, call both energy
You know what y'all I gotta go
I'm gonna say you guys be the 2k pro player bro. So that's actually pretty
That bearded he sits on the game all day. I actually came to his word and beat him
Yeah
To Klee showdown
I'll be a new hair soon
All right, peace out y'all.
Peace.
I got a bullet flow, standing in the marching world.
Secret of you in 10 days, not a bullet for a run.
All right, I guess that's a...
I'm gonna wear a hat, need that flow in this song.
Know I can't just step, I can be an upset.
And not your blabber.
I was trying to rock it, and I don't like...
I'm just doing no...
Yeah.
Random side quest.
All right, y'all, I guess that's the end of that exposure.
Thanks NBA 2K League. I had fun. Me personally.
I had fun.
That was tough.
That was tough as hell.
I'm lagging.
Um
Cool
That's um, no that was really good actually I had a lot of fun with that for sure
God that was fire
Oh, yeah, I gotta see Ludwig in that Discord hoodie a few times.
I can read the remix call too.
All right, all right, y'all, I'll say hitting greens is kind of fun, though.
I can't lie.
green is kind of fun. I'm going to chat alerts alerts are up chats are up
Everything everything's good now
Everything's good now
You weren't as socially awkward this time. I'm never socially awkward. Can we chill on me looking like you'll go to out there
Can we tell me for a second?
I
Am a lagging I'm lagging well that shit was so good
This hot cheese of bear
This hot cheese had bear bro, that was so funny to
I
like Jeremiah Pierce had to be hell all wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what I just played with him
bro the first the very first game we had I was I was playing like ass I think I just did a warm-up game
Honestly
Also, I swear you guys are gonna say I'm like I'm coping I feel like there was a little bit of
Input delay on that build
But maybe I don't know maybe I'm wrong like that that 2k league build we used
I swear there was a little bit of input delay
Little bit of lag bro, I was lagging
NFL season is over perhaps 2k is how you get into basketball
I'm lagging
How embarrassing have to play some now now in back. Did you win?
That's so funny. Yeah, I won actually
My title update to oh, it didn't help why am I titled update?
I
Wish we had more toy. Oh
Wait, it did. Oh my we're good. Oh wait, there's drops too, right?
Let's watch the time tiger me. Oh, yeah, I'm up to restart my game actually
I'm going to have to
Yes, in play not like in person but like I've seen is I've seen games
Never let anyone take away this place.
But now you're gone.
And they've taken everything.
No.
I have nothing.
Lily, you have gathered us all here for a reason.
I don't think there's ever been a time
since 2016 where I've been having as much fun with Overwatch than this season. We are so fucking back.
She's awesome. I've been tracking her for years. She's gone from nothing to to this.
She's building up to something and it's... Wait, that is massive.
And then she's going to...
We've seen this already? Yeah, I just want to see the tiger knee.
Also, if you launch Overwatch and you watch this, the quality compared to watching it on YouTube is insane.
It's like I'm watching it in real life.
But what have you done, lurk in the shadows, coughed up my father's empire, cast me aside.
I want what I own.
My doom is so tough.
You mistake your successes for succession.
It is time you learned to keep the promise.
Well, that pose in the background is crazy.
Re-victable.
Targaryen!
Never let anyone...
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What the hell they move the FPS counter?
Oh my god everything is so different!
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Wait, I thought Emery was an Overwatch agent.
He works for Talon now?
Former Overwatch agent?
Welcome Overwatch agent!
This is all the old stuff.
Yeah this is all the old stuff.
Cinematic, we saw that.
Shop.
shop wait do I have a code for this
wait do I have a code for this I'm just curious if I got one I don't know if I
do
I love how I have anything for this.
My Melody.
Pom Pom Purin.
Romy. Hello Kitty. Oh my god! Hello Kitty!
Smart.
Colon 7.
Smart.
We all know Blizzard gave you the ultimate battle pass and the collab bundle.
Well, I got a code for the battle pass. I didn't get anything for the bundles. Maybe they forgot? I don't know.
on sales seasonal mythic
I'll let me start my game real quick
smart this battle pass is so bad there's so much to look at
were you lagging I'm lagging
Okay, but how did he actually hit it the exact same every single time?
Like it was the exact same bro
The hell half the battle pass got completed for me.
What the hell?
So, what are we?
I don't know, you tell me bro.
Ever heard of the rabbit in the moon?
No, I haven't. D.Va. You wanna fill me in?
I find much about you. Admit a roof.
New Empire.
Why is she like leaning forward?
Oh. Okay.
Damn August huge!
What is this spray? Warming up?
New Era Lucio.
Holy shit look at my Olga bro.
more like kandred spirits new era genji where i think i have some battle passes that are
some some loot boxes oh my god i think so weird wait check out these legendaries though
black braid and quicks oh my god what the hell black braid onna next box double legendary
smart
do
guys I can be honest I don't know how I feel
about this new
U.I.
It's kinda ass.
Lord Drop? Another life.
Is that you what I can't believe it. Oh, did you find me?
Are they are they friends or are they more than friends hey super it's my be they also I made this a deadlock
You'll see
stealing data from a global security compound slaughtering indiscriminately I thought hearing you're working with Talon would be the worst thing
I could learn about you, but clearly that was too optimistic for a wait. I've spent months on your trail
I met with I worked for talent agents just to trek you down
I refused to believe all the horrible things they said about I promise it's not what you left over what's behind
Left me behind because you couldn't bear to compromise what you believed in and now all this
What have you become?
Fair. Just hear me out. Please.
When I left Overwatch, it was because I thought I could help more on my own.
I remember saying goodbye to you and wondering if I was doing the right thing.
I remember having options lined up.
Being hopeful for a chance at something new.
But some point after that, my memory just stops.
You want to know what happened to me how I ended up like this?
Yeah, tell me bro.
So do I.
It's like I'm being manipulated.
Compared to act without mercy to achieve a goal I don't understand.
It tells me to work with time.
It tells me to infiltrate bases like this one no matter how many lives I need to...
Wait, so he's literally the winner soldier.
It just takes over.
He's the winner soldier.
this i don't know what it is what it wants but it's turning me into a monster i know it's
invincible animation budget i'd rather have never known but i promise i'm telling you the truth
i wouldn't blame you if you walked away or
Oh, she won't tell him Freya is hot as fuck
Teleports out
Really don't know I don't know much of anything right now
We're in re-add. I woke up in Lima just a few days ago
I was in Osaka before that now. I'm here. Oh, Saka
Remember how any of it happened? Well, whatever you remember is more than anyone else knows
From the sound of it. You've been off grid a long time. Why did you come looking for me then your boss?
It's kind of quiet. I can't change it right now or nobody start the whole thing
Why is there no like
Why can't they just put an actual video player in this by the way
Is that like hard to do with like a volume slider and like a pause and like go back
No wonder you came for me with what you put me through I'm making Max pay me double
He needs me back so bad. He sent you hell call it triple
It's been years since I've spoken to anyone I trust with a little more friend. Oh, so they're friends, of course
Oh
I don't exactly share talent
But if that's what it takes I'll manage
You always had my back when we worked together
I want to help you or more than friends
Um, what the fuck is this?
2020 season can put every year's begun, thank you for putting up your 2025.
Muscle memory
Bro why is everything in the bottom right now right I forgot about all too hot what the hell
The perfect world is shaped by my hand.
Shut up.
Double kill.
Such a bull.
Huh, okay.
Oh, right click is your shield, okay.
E?
Wait, what does that do again?
Project an explosive crystal and reactivate to detonate it.
Does that stick to people?
No.
Okay.
I'm glowing.
Passive.
Dealing damage to the building is restore shields, huh?
Bro, the shield is huge, by the way.
And left shift is the shove, correct?
Solution is best for them if they hit a wall.
How much life steal are we talking here from abilities by the way?
75% I'm so happy we got a new tank
And in the OOF?
Fire a hard light barrier that imprisons enemies and detonates on expiration.
So it has...
Wait, 75 damage piercing hit, then 300 to 100 barrier health based implosion.
so if you so can you break the barrier
yes okay
she has
the person or not using barrier away with her fifty she'll have to be a
passive health region
will increase the range of photon magnum by twenty percent
sounds nasty now
what is the range on it normally
25 meters so you go up to what like you go up to 30 meters
Then we have
Enemies hit by crystal charge explosion are slowed by 30% for two seconds or barrier array can be used as a wall
To stun enemies with sonic or pulsars for a what?
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, I didn't pick it.
I didn't pick it.
Oh, that's crazy.
Can you emote?
Oh, yeah, where's the praise button, bro?
You have to equip it?
How do I do that?
Gameplay, social, controls, HUD, general, help.
Just search, praise.
You to get super smiley face emoji. Oh communication wheel
Enable quick press praise just tap see well done you
Look who's meeting their goals. You're a high performer. What an efficient worker. I
value your dedication
I am Ray
I'll put it all on the line
fast reload if you get a kill you get fast reload
alright that's the passive right right right right right right right
ok so we have the gun which does
max fall off 8 ok the 60 base per volley
Shots probably three okay
Kate hold it to the timing actually increasing fall off range, okay
Temporary wheel that semi-automatic pistol with life to the explosive rounds move faster and jump higher
80% of damage dealt at sense should be 55 point zero eight for one to one sense noted
What happens if you oversee
Oh, you just go back, okay?
How do these nades work?
They don't explode on impact.
Oh
Overwrite protocols light route. Oh wait override products is all wait wait wait in override initiates transforming you into a living weapon
uh
Like the ratings on that's kind of
Wow, I mean he seems really slow in his ult though, no?
Like look at this fucking, look how much you slow down when you try to change direction.
I don't think this is going to be as good as it might seem, honestly.
Over my protocol's light rounds slow enemies by 30% for one second, Siphon Blaster's movement
speed bonus is increased by 20%.
Wait.
Oh my god, you're so fast.
Direct hits with Siphon Blaster, refund heat, and increases duration by 0.1 seconds.
Or Cyberfrag sticks on contact and deals a 40 extra damage.
Wait, heat sink?
Can you just like...
I like the look of that
Yeah, I guess tanks that seems really good though
Hmm Wow
All right, who's next
All right, we're weird we're weird and no on Ron the fire in my heart
I think they had some numbers changes with her though didn't they in the patch notes
She got buffed?
I didn't think buffed the damage on her right click, right?
If that's what I saw?
And but verticality nerfed?
Oh jeez.
Her E, cooldown is lower, but it doesn't cleanse.
Interesting.
Alright, we know what I'm on.
Next!
This fucker
All right
Passive permanent flight wonderful. Oh, I pressed my e on an accident
Uh, pulsing area heal that increases in frequency over time, knockback, and nearby enemies when activated.
How big is this knockback?
go over new hero perks and new perks chud hey you dumb stupid bonobo ape that added
me twice with a dumb fucking comment i'm checking out the new fucking heroes first and then
i'll look at new shit you stupid bonobo what do you get manners from clearly not your parents
What the hell is your problem?
Don't make me angry.
Wait, my god!
It claws you!
Why are you so tilted you won the NBA 2K League?
So true, Tim.
So true.
All right, hold on.
Toggle into transport mode allowing an eye to be towed,
increases movement speed and heals your ally.
How much are we healing?
It doesn't say how much it heals for.
How do I pick someone up?
Do I have to accept it?
Oh.
Um, frenetic flight.
Accelerate in movement direction.
Fuel recovery is slower.
Okay.
What is that?
Look how fast you get your fuel back
All the tally away where I have charges on my old and what the hell
How does that work?
Dive toward a ground location knocking enemies and tether the nearest one to you
Subroll oh that's the bone is all charge you right you're right
Let's read the perks.
Oops, I'll tab.
Claws out!
Quick melee becomes empowered every 6 seconds, wounding enemies for 40 damage and slowing
them by 30% for 1 second.
Gains set if I have extra shield while carrying another hit.
Okay what are you talking about?
Hi Super TF chat much love.
Wow.
Headbutt, if my next flight can knock back an enemy on impact when flying fast enough
or territorial, per now also damages nearby enemies for 50% of the healing amount, knockback
is removed.
Wait.
I wanna see this headbutt perk.
Headbutt?
headbutt perk.
Headbutt.
Wait, yeah, can you like...
Do I care to do a do-spot knockback?
Oh, oh, oh, wait, tanks don't have a do-over, you're right, you're right.
So it'd be like, who, Ryan has to do knockback?
Oh, hell no.
Oh hell no.
Like what do you mean?
too long. Who's your favorite lead hero? I don't know yet. I'll decide my own fate.
You're alright. You're the best. Alright. How does this character work? Throw a spinning
blade that impacts enemies and rapidly deals damage. Okay. Can you heal with left click?
Okay, healing skills with a resource generated by dealing damage and healing
Wait, healing costs that throw your hat to heal an ally bouncing to nearby allies and healing you when it returns
turns. That's right click. Okay. So his aura that I see around me, that heals. I see.
But if you scale it up, by doing other shit, it's a lot.
Well not a lot, but it's decent.
Okay.
Launch a tethering chain that hinders the first enemy hit.
Okay, leap forward, lean behind a paper doll, reactivate to return and get increased movement speed while active.
Change my line.
Okay.
So you can't go vertical with it, but...
Come out of there.
Interesting.
Wait!
What the hell?
Oh
Wow, create a sanctuary that heals eyes and absorbs enemy projectiles from outside the area
This all seems really good 50 healing over time six seconds
Smart the suddenly feet cam is tilted fix it
some only feet cam I'll fix that bro
interesting remedy or research generation is increased between ever
said hey any with binding chain increases your damage dealt them by 30% for
two seconds I think it's just well spraying no I think it's just yeah for
sure
Emery's ult pierces Mizuki's ult.
The chain one is crazy on mobile targets.
Maybe you're right.
Healing cast up bounces one additional time.
Each bounce increases to 10 by 10.
Wait, how many times does it bounce normally?
3 while cut a shiro return is active allies within remedy aura gain 25% increased movement
speed.
Oh god this sure turns active allies within remedy or rugby in comparison.
Quick step maybe?
I don't know.
So now they're all fast with me?
Ehhhhhh!
I don't know.
His major perks don't seem that strong.
It could be okay though you can change the moving box to allies like these ones over here
Oh what the hell let's see then show I mean he doesn't seem like he does that much healing
Unless I'm wrong.
Does he?
He does.
Interesting.
Who has some new perks I should check out?
Widow?
Oh, I saw that Widow one.
I did see the Widow one.
You know what, I don't wanna check out the new perks
of that shadow that pissed me off. Not this one. This one. Scope Sharks shots can charge
up to 125% piercing and enemies been fully charged. So now...
Tf2 Machina? Yep!
Hakuha doesn't make the sound when you get a collateral with it though, the fucking big
way, hold on.
Tf2 Machina.
Do they have the sound for it on the wiki?
Surely, right?
This is the demonstration.
I wanna hear it.
Alright bro, get to the collateral, right here.
How come we ain't got nothing like this with the fucking widow perk, bro?
That?
125 is insane, no?
I don't like to be counted what oh yeah, let me see like
Cass has a new one let me see what cask got
Casp passive to critical hits reduce your movement ability
That's tough. Oh and his role is five seconds now
Okay, yeah, these are these are the same
Wait, combat roll also heals 15 health for each bullet reloaded.
I think I snooze on that actually.
Shit.
Hello?
Oh, I didn't...
What?
Oh, I really...
I'm really good at this.
I don't think it's good. I think we just take silver bullet. My opinion. Silver bullet's
too good. Ball has a new perk? I'm sure it's balanced. Ball always has balanced perks.
Wait, multi-ball?
Press Q within 5 seconds after using Mind Field to deploy 7 addition-
Wait a minute, hold on.
You said what?
That's new, but using hack on an enemy now extracts their data, allowing sombra to see their ultimate chance.
Is that real?
Wait, that's crazy.
You can see what enemies have their ultimate ability and deal- oh wow, that is real.
Hanzo has a new perk?
Shoot.
Not these ones.
Oh, they moved Dragon Fury to a minor perk?
Press R to run an explosive frost arrow.
Slowing at- what?
on you? Does it do extra damage? Like, I guess so. Like, if I... Hold on, let me kill. Kill.
Then we'll do... Oh, I think he got hit by the frost, though. Shit. I don't think it does
extra damage but it adds an AoE?
question mark?
huh
interesting and it's slow, right
ehh I don't really think I care
yeah it does the same damage
fullest of heroes with new parks and changes
Winston, electric charge! What is electric charge?
Winston gains 10% movement speed for each enemy he's damaging with Tesla Cannon's primary fire up to 30%.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Yeah, that's that's good.
Praise with Winston?
Nice thinking.
No healer in range.
Good teamwork.
You're doing a fine job.
Nice thinking.
Thank you Winston!
Winston that again!
Good teamwork.
Nice thinking.
You're doing a fine job.
No, no, no, stay the other one.
Oh, thank you Winston, but let me see the other one.
Thank you Winston, thank you bro.
Wait, so Zarya had a perk too.
It's not these ones.
Spotted being a miner is pretty good, jumps off the map on an accident, while a barrier
is active dealing damage with particle cannons beam generates energy.
Not as good as it seems, yeah, but you're not taking fucking energy lance, bro.
You're not taking energy lance, yeah, and she did get nerfed today too, her max damage,
King shameless
Farrah rocket salvo
Why did they make it so you just can't you?
Why didn't they make it so that you can just change heroes anywhere in the practice range?
These are wait
No, these are not, these are the same.
Rocket salvo!
After using a movement ability, your next primary fire shoots two spiraling mini rockets?
I didn't pick it.
Oh
Forgot
That's kind of nasty praise
No, I didn't say that
Haha, respect. I like what I see. Showing me up. Nice. Looking good. I salute that.
Living love in a loco. Soldier has Helix propulsion. Every soldier needs a cause.
He looks like the he looks rocket projectile speed is increased by 50%
No
No one is picking that over tactical salvo. Are you out of your fucking mind?
Don't even fucking make me laugh
Rising winds preheated
But double barreled on ash what is that what is double barreled
Where's ash
Shit
Not gonna be back with coach gun briefly let's use it one more time with 25% less knockback
No, no, I don't think I care.
I don't take time to be a knockdown.
Yeah, we don't care.
We don't care.
Remote detonator's better than dead I got a new perk.
Vendetta!
I am the empire.
Oh wait, you don't have your E coming out of spawn anymore?
I guess that's a good change.
These are the s- wait.
Extra edge, projected edge, costs 25% less energy.
I think he goes sa- wait, Siphon, Strike, and Relentless together are not- are just crazy, you know?
Yeah, she does have less armor now, which is good.
Bro said stadium, no.
Freya rising winds, did I look at that one yet?
wins up drafts gains an additional charge but as 20% decreased height
I
Do you go nowhere nah this shit sucks this shit sucks
Nah, oh wait Vendetta praise my bad
Season is a huge buff to puppy girls
into lobby admin whenever someone uses the praise feature on me
I'm happy to watch your back Vendetta praise Vendetta praise me, please
Perhaps you're worth the trouble
You're proving useful well done. I see your potential
Perhaps you're worth the trouble
You're proving you all does Curie she sounds different
I'll find my own power.
Kiri sounds different.
No, I'm on fire.
Raise your hand.
I'm here.
Let the Kitsune guide you.
What the hell are her voices deeper?
My gift to you.
They like pitched her voice down.
Interesting.
La la la la la la la la la la.
Oh wait, Kiri has a new perk.
Oh wait, here he has a new perk.
Wait, no she doesn't.
Foxtrot no longer grants allies 100% increased cooldown recovery, but in return, the 30%
women's speed has been buffed to 4 seconds from its original 2 seconds.
I mean, you're not getting the fucking ready step, bro.
I feel like you're just not getting ready stat.
Oh, here you praise?
Nope, not what I said.
Bro, it's like...
Yeah, I totally took away Clems from her swift stat.
If you praise his Roadhog does he call you a good little piggy?
Wait, Zen got a new perk too, hold on.
He got discordant repair.
10% lifesteal if it is discord.
10%.
Yeah, I think hovering is just good.
Not bad. Not bad.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
What does Reaper say when he praises?
Uh, Roadhog? He probably just runs at you.
Junker Queen Praise? Okay, you guys are getting freaky, huh?
Olympus is where I say it is.
Good on ya.
I think I like you.
You're crushing it.
Good stuff, Chad.
You do not disappoint.
What a legend.
Huh.
Whoa!
Wow, that was your game working.
I have a special streamer client access so I can get him whenever I want.
I just lied by the way.
Wait, Sog has a new passive?
Oh, right.
The movement abilities.
Domina? Wait, hold on.
I think I already did hers, didn't I?
I value your dedication well done you what an efficient worker you're a high
performer I value your dedication widow praise well done you guys are freaks on I
I aim to devastate perfection well done
No, I did not say anything about medics, bro exquisite work perfection
Pretty good
Impressive
Super super
Thanks, Juno!
I didn't say that.
Oh, well done.
You shine brighter than a comet.
Oh well done
You're doing so well I needed that
Amazing hey, you're doing an incredible job. Thanks, mate Wow
We make a great team that was so cool
Cool get it
Was Ashley I'm the last one you'll ever cross. I like you on my team. I see you
I got to tell Bob all about you. No one gaff about Bob, bro. I like you on my team. I see you
You are right on target.
I locked you on my team.
Do you guys just funny?
I state the world.
Game on.
You're a legend.
You're so guarded.
Woo!
How skilled are you?
Goaded.
Are you sure you're not buffed?
I'm so impressed.
When D.Va calls you goaded?
Why does the Ludwig end stream as soon as the NBA sponsor was done? The 2K sponsor?
He was lagging?
A lagon!
Guys all I'm saying is if I
Ended stream immediately after a sponsor
You guys would fucking
You guys would would would tar and feather me you would draw and quarter me you would fucking
Get a film in the yard apparently.
Yeah man, you're ending soon to do nothing.
Luda has shit to do.
Tim, I know he pays you bro, but you are not on the fucking clock right now.
Can you hop off the nuts?
You are not on the clock right now, Tim.
What is, what does, what does, what does, what does Hanzo say?
Praise on Mercy?
Smart.
What?
Beew, beew, I love, dude this new fucking UI is tripping me up though, bro.
It turns out threatening your discord hoodie was the worst decision of Ludwig's entire
career.
The hell, bro's chill.
is domina ask be honest bro i haven't played a fucking game yet
oh we gotta we gotta we gotta do something about this fucking cat
smart to commemorate this new scene
Today playing over watch
Did you I think I'll pee guys
Who was that in the middle
Cinema roll? Hello Kitty? Surely you know Hello Kitty.
Leave this on, I found it.
Widow Karome Fitz, but it was a mistake. Karome fans are not out here playing Widowmaker.
I just took the fattest piss of my lifetime and I came back with an uncrustable was any
of this snack.
So I haven't eaten shit today.
Maybe I'll order some actual food soon.
Blast?
Alright, my bad bro!
I'll just jump off a building next time.
What is this Pyro?
I
Can't so I just a drop the sentence channel first. That's it. Is that super cute smile?
You do kind of look like super I do the wider version of super no super is a wider version of me. I'm Italian
You look the new year. I'm Italian too, bro, and we don't even look alike
What the hell
You are you are a better version of super super Asian or is it just what is it? Yeah, I don't know
What are we saying?
Super's like the Philly version of me, I think.
Or I'm like the New York City version of me.
I am not!
What are we saying, bro?
Oh my god.
Smart.
You're probably the worst person to ask this, but I'm going to Japan soon and wondering what you used to learn your fluent Japanese
I'm not fluent!
I bear- I- I speak such a small amount of Japanese
Flex it? Um
Um
But I get nervous though when I speak Japanese.
Spreading posy vibes after having a stroke on Christmas and being comatose for a month and a half.
My dad has been awake more and more every day this week.
today he remembered and said my name and I got to tell him how much I love him again after I had
already accepted the time I'd never be able to tell him. Can I get a fucking WW?
What got him off stop?
Wait, what did the dental say?
I was yapping.
Wait, I got a show on Christmas being coming out for a month and a half, and that has been
awake more and more every day this week, and you remembered and said my name?
That is tough, bro.
That's fucking huge.
I'm happy to hear that, man. That's awesome.
Would you buy this?
Oh, thank you!
Smart.
No, I'm not buying the vinyl from RuneScape's 25 year anniversary.
What does the cat do?
Some fuckin' bullshit!
What the hell?
I didn't even go to the tutorial.
No, stop.
Get me outta here.
Look at this shit, bro. First of all, look how fast this cat is.
Well also, you're coming with me.
Let's play a game.
roll cue
you know it's cure eh that's cure everything
smart are you picking Talonora overwatch in the event you fence sitter picked
overwatch bro
wait guys I think that was a mistake did you get your var my melody wait I
I feel like it activated my appetite, and now I want to actually eat food.
Does that, you know what I mean? Like when you're hungry and you don't eat anything, you just like chill, it's fine sometimes, but like...
I feel like I activated my appetite and now I really want to eat something.
Ah, Pimsler.
But I never really... I should do it again.
Honestly.
Oh my god, I got support, but I got support.
The Tommy thanks to Thidamon Prime and the Twinkiebits and YoYoKick6 to Elin Prime and
Clay and Stixum.
Thanks everybody.
Fear the Tom.
These are 1000 bits bro.
Oh, this is a bad cat map.
Oh my god!
You would.
Oh, it's Midtown.
It's not even a- it's not even a- you know?
They banned your jetpack.
I know!
What the hell?
The heck?
Where's the- oh, there he is.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, the scoreboard text is bigger.
Have you seen Jetpack Cat carry a soldier visoring before?
Bro, I've seen a bunch of, I've seen a bunch of stuff.
Dash state is broken because you don't need to aim it like the aimbot.
It's your average CS go, Luffy.
I'll shield it bro, it's okay.
I believe you bro
Oh shit
Until he flies over your shield and one shot to your back
Haha, I don't know what you do
I'm so bad bro
And it has to be one of the best
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We had a Pokemon member, we had Super and we had
Oh man, we can't even play it
It was a shit last game bro
I'm lagging!
Guys, what should I get to eat?
I had a burger yesterday.
If I get a burger today, does that make me a fat chud?
Yes, I get it.
I'm not ordering from Wendy's, bro.
Wendy's?
I'm done with them.
I'm done with Wendy's.
Hey man, I'm a YouTube enjoyer, your content is really funny, you're a great streamer,
thanks for streaming.
Thank you.
Get a bonn me, um, bro, I actually looked for one yesterday, I couldn't find a place
near me that made bonn me, it kinda pissed me off, it's not disgusting.
What are we doing bro?
I'm not getting- no bro, that Wendy's fucks up every time, every time, no, no.
Stop asking me about Wendy's.
It's done.
Would you ever try kibble?
Like I'm a dog bro?
What do you mean would I try kibble?
We have 20 seconds guys, what do you think?
Acknowledge me.
Guys, I gotta go.
Me at least, at least tell him now.
I got a thumbs up.
There we go.
Super.
How on foot?
Matthew Delissi.
What do you want, man?
Smart.
Damn, nobody likes Jetpack Hat.
guys what if I got Taco Bell nuggets again dude I feel like a fat fucking pig
do you use a fake door dash name um no should I just scared me for something
That's just making me really scared.
Should I use a fake name? You just scared me, bro.
I'm not famous, dawg.
Yo, what do we think of the new season so far?
My first game on, bro. I can't tell you.
This is- I thought it was gonna be AHA, I hit the fast chance.
How soon is it out?
my my first game that I queued into got canceled because they just didn't want to
load the second one got canceled so the cheater yeah we were gonna win that
there bro why can't I wall bounce happening why can't I slide mantel
what's going on here manful slide all right why are you on it I'm a frost
Okay
My eyes my eyes
Am I doing good good damage I'm dead
guys
you call yourself fat as i order multiple family size boxes of cookies that i will be finishing tonight
my back is astronomical next to that ring you lagging i'm lagging
I'm lagging.
The shield is so weird, I can't even lie.
Hello, first-time chatter. Hi!
You're washed bro! What the hell? Look at Siberian over here.
I have no idea.
I have a lot of trouble a lot further.
I have ult team.
Shoot my thing, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!
Oh, we all got ulted, oh jeez.
Um, guys?
Guys?
Why are my dps getting ganked?
I
Can we get a touch here if you get a touch here, we've been I swear I have all yeah, we have some worlds
Guys I miss my old
I don't want
Is that fall off on her gun or no, and like if you're I don't listen
No, that's not okay
Pogs I
Was that a bad word?
I'm not sponsored right now. I'm like in fucking sponsor mode you two case
This is ours. This is ours. There was a rank reset, yeah, but it wasn't like the last
Right
Oh super me
What the hell?
What is the range on that? What is the range on that?
8.5 meters. It's very short.
Get out of my way, it's your good day.
I missed the sponsor did you dominate the court? Oh brother. I was looking like
Prime Larry bird
Jesus Christ
Guys do I have a team
Someone's above us I think
With the shields bad
I don't have a knife.
That's a catfish.
I want some food. Guys, what do I get?
in RuneScape? Chicken Parm, bro!
Sweet. Good evening, streamer. You are looking huge and handsome as usual. Cut off this part
of the page chat if you want to see your family again.
Wait, this seems cheap. I hope you place flat.
Wait, for a chicken parm? Wait.
Is this not cheap from a restaurant for chicken parm?
Where'd it go?
$9.95?
$10?
Pigeon meat?
Raccoon knuckles?
Tiny portion probably, maybe.
Maybe you're right.
I'll be winning this game.
Every time I do this game, we look at what our foodie fat is, but I didn't eat anything today.
Oh, I had two bites of a breakfast quesadilla because I wasn't hungry this morning.
morning and then I just had it on cross the bridge hello okay
The visual is not accurate with the hitbox for her gun, by the way.
I really don't like that.
Like...
It's kind of weird.
It was Magdalena Bay. There was some people taking it true.
There's your mate on the corner there.
Oh my god, bruh.
My eyes, my eyes too. Wait guys, I need food. It's not an option.
Hello.
No
Maybe it's me
Okay, I say it's only me and then I look and I see my DPS is almost getting 4x his damage
He has no tank.
What the hell is that really good though?
He's visor and cybernode.
That's a flash.
That is ominous beating.
I
Lost on you
Wait guys, I think I'm walking in
I miss my old oh my god my reaper is going big though I'm out
Why ain't it at the floor is it not like uh does it not have
What's so funny cat
Oh my god
I'm doing okay
honestly first game on new character I mean you can't say I'm doing terrible
What am I doing?
Wait guys, chicken, parm with spaghetti? What do we think about that everybody?
What am I saving out by there?
Thoughts?
Spot in here at the floor. I'm thinking about food right now, bro.
Come on, Apple!
I'm getting on the line.
Ooh, yeah.
Nice lead.
Thank you, Apple.
Good, I know.
Good name.
Team?
You ain't getting food if you don't win this game. I'm about to go save chill
Well, it actually can't be me by the way. I don't know if you guys do that. It literally can't be me
Yeah, it actually can't be me
I think it's a DPS gap and
it's actually not you yet no shit I see me walking let's go everyone
Wow, wait, I'm here, I might need to go, everybody, hold on.
Can 2K be a new rotation game?
We were called for a white boy, NGL.
N.A.
That's a flash.
Get everyone, everyone.
What are they all?
Everyone line
We can call, uh, tank one, tank one, tank one
Come on, come on
Nice, we're touching them, almost back
Yes, please
She got a Hatchley Breaker, good touch
Alright, I'm here, give me a sec
Hit that shield on point
The shield?
That one, that one
It's all going in, please
I need to back, that's great
On the road.
In the head.
On the road.
This one is on the left.
Well, I'm owning?
Let's try.
Wait, someone's carrying me, please.
What, I'm doing too much?
Probably trolling.
Oh my god.
Okay, Attacker's invented.
Guys, I'm getting a chicken parm.
What do you think about that?
Should I get some garlic knots on the side?
The answer's yes, by the way.
No wind, no food? Well, guess what?
I'm ordering it because I'm starving.
Oh fuck, bro, I'm so hungry.
The world is shaped by my hand
You're gonna reap souls without a sight guns get the job done
I'm so hungry. Let's see low key a huge nerf, but I know I know I know I'm so hungry
Get tired when they get really hungry
Well soon, so no
You're not gonna believe this what's that? What is that how it works? I
Forgot to activate that again. Oh my god
on one, on a one, in, jeez!
That's one, I'm going in, oh my god, that's that's it, safe one, safe one, got her, nice.
W, what a bolt.
Tracked the last burst harder. I promise you I'm doing better on this character than you ever would.
I promise you that.
Not a flash.
No.
Is it trapped there?
Not a flash.
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not holding it.
Someone's got someone pushing it.
Am I?
Yeah, I also heard
How many hours you got an ultralight? I was actually like NA's best ultralight. You wouldn't believe it
Wait, that's a car plate, would you anything?
Get out.
How did she get- How did she get healed though? I was body blocking her.
And I'm out.
Dude, she got another ult.
Why did you really-
I'm pretty sure they're not just ults or reapers.
That's his champion damage, by the way.
Yeah, get out there.
That's insane.
Why do we have 22 deaths?
You can place the shield so far away.
Okay.
What a ball.
Charming accessory
There's a try disruptive that I time for a change
Yeah, the shield is very very weird to get used to I agree maybe I'm just new but
Maybe I'm new but she's getting on in years. It would be a shame if she no parish the thought
I'm gonna go back to this
I'm killing that
That's a big blue buy
I'll just die
She's low double and double
She's still health somehow
I'm fine
I'm fine, she's my reaver before he's not fine
Oh my god, bro!
Get a half.
He's alright.
On me, on me, on me.
She's not, she's not.
Yeah.
Dude, someone's coming.
Dude, I want to save the timing.
Oh, it's so much fun.
Hey, they used nano tank.
Yeah, they used nano tank.
so much they just nano-tankled again
This I could get some
Mostly my fucking dog to that shield
I've walked through all-
It's not yours.
You're gonna get that.
I'm just shin' old.
Wow, we actually won. Wow.
Whoa, my god.
We've been keeping this game holy shit.
What a nice place.
So, what are the thoughts on Domino?
Um...
I can't watch this one.
Honestly, I had the wrong perk for the first three.
I can't watch this one.
I'm watching it, bro.
oh wow oh wow all right that's one for one on the new character one for one of
the new characters I have time for well I don't think I have time for one more
I'm going to kill him anyway wait change you can change the hero you have on the
That shit is honestly so unfun to play against dude I want to play her once dawg.
You know, I'm known alchemy in Octavia and Turdblossom and Ketnok and the Balda for Life
an Alphie in Tuesday and I saw it. Thanks everybody.
shiiiiiihii!!!
Alright, who's got a mean Cassidy on him?
What's so funny?
Yeah?
I
So how do I play this character
How am I doing so far guys?
What's going on back here?
I gotta go back to the fight.
Can't help.
I don't know how my echo does that do adventure, but
Oh my god, but I'm dead
Guys nobody has a good old to go with my old it's not fair of my thing
back to the fight oh my god that is gross
I got him. Jesus Christ.
Oh, get me out of there bro.
Bro, why is nobody like going cash with my character?
Look, you're just going to like turn up.
We have a cast now
Okay, honestly, this might be hard against Doomfist. I'll say it
Accept accept accept. Oh my god
My cast is just ruthless. I don't know how it works, but he probably should accept it
Yes, bro
Oh my goofy outcast, I'm out of here.
Alright, do it again, do it again, I don't know how to say it, believe me.
Let's go bro.
Yo, when you get your high noon, you're about to do some crazy things.
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
I have my own way of living.
We've got to sort of fight here.
Oh
Okay
Thank you.
Oh, you have younger old?
No, it's time.
It's we're getting ready, bro.
OK.
All right, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You know what?
You know, we go back here.
We go back here.
I'm ready, bro.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
Hi.
The middle.
We made them on the point.
Go get the skill, go get the skill.
Oh
Yeah, we're here we're fast
wait that is disgusting bro what I'm picking someone up oh my god bro this
rotation you go to this character is disgusting what the fuck wait guys how
How did they let this guy go through?
We need to send this Lucie to prison, by the way.
Alright, I'm pushing.
It's just not out.
You're not behind, don't run after me behind!
What am I gonna hold?
Like who on this team can I even hold?
Let's go.
Hey, there's one. Got you.
Bye bye.
I need a session though.
I'm coming down with that!
Hold up.
I can't really hold him by the teeth.
Yeah man.
Hold someone!
Alright bro, you know what?
Fine.
Are you guys happy?
Have you won it?
You're a bit old, someone in fucking eight?
I don't want to see kids naffing.
I gotta go.
AHHHHHHH!
I got my supports.
I know.
I'm down here!
Get the heals!
Major Perk?
I'm fucking picking my ass.
I can't believe this character is in the game. I'm so serious.
I'm gonna break your keyboard, by the way.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Get him out of there!
Lol, one mile even.
Wait, this is how you 1v1 people on this character.
You just, you just fly at them and just claw at them.
Oh, yeah, I got you, let's go.
Oh, there we go.
Alright, who else wants to pick up?
Let's go.
Oh, you're ready for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get it real quick
I'm carrying you
Can't carry through that though
All right, come here, where you at Cass?
I
Man, hello all right, let's go ready
Where are they what the hell we just have the point or what wait w zoning
That guy
That claw animation looks straight
You're here now, bro.
No!
Oh, we need to pick up.
Let's go, bro.
Oh no, get me, get me, get me, get me, get me!
Oh, she gets super!
I got her!
What?!
Help me, help me!
Behind, behind, behind.
Look around.
No see that, no see that!
I see that, everybody get off.
What is that?
Woo!
Where are they coming from after I?
There's fun this
Tomas cat
I'm out of here, peace out y'all.
But yeah, they make Kiri's voice deeper, I don't know what happened.
Let's go bro.
pushing, swinging wide
wow
I almost have an old way to attack someone
because I'm gonna get him
so much for the kill guys
no? did I feel that one?
That's a cat.
Hold on, but I feel that one.
I'm not gonna speed.
Come on, you're on.
No!
Have we got it? That's G.
Get my food out by the way.
Oh my god, my food's here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You're here you're here bro. They can't do anything should the dude
I'll drop you in the back. I feel all them
Guys I'm not sure this is a balanced character
You miss
I don't think this character is about GG
It's fun though. It's fun, but is it balanced?
Is that better than my favorite worst design?
Wait, give me a second.
Let's go!
What the hell?
Why my food come in a box?
What the fuck?
Let it come in a box!
What the fuck?
We got it not?
Hold on!
Wait, I didn't get a utensil with this.
What the hell?
I
For chat
Kero Kero Kero every day is fun. Kero Kero Kero every day is fun
Kero Kero Kero every day is fun
I don't know how I'm supposed to eat all this it's like they're like in separate containers
Okay, you know what actually
I'm sorry. I'm trolling. I'm gonna have to I'm a point video about a video for you guys
I'm gonna go put this on like a plate and make it eatable edible make it able to be eaten eat the food
I'll bear back
Do you even have plays?
Do you even have plays says miss underscore megatron?
Do you even have plays?
LMF a l l lmao even
Do I have plays lol she said plays
I'll be back.
Hello again everybody, welcome back.
Today we're about to do yet another hamburger review.
My name is Joe and this is the Joe's Hungry Channel where today we're headed to Water
Burger to check out their newest limited time offer.
Bring it back to the studio, put the screws to it,
give it a score right here within the city limits
of Fairmount, Georgia.
I want to give a special shout out to Penny,
happy second birthday, coming up on the 25th.
Adam, thank you for supporting the channel,
and happy birthday to you.
Sarah, thank you for supporting the channel,
and happy birthday.
Matt, I want to wish you a very special happy birthday.
Gunnar, Sebastian, Clayton, Katelyn, and Kaden,
Bailey, David, Joseph, and Malachi,
I want to wish each and every one of you
a very special, hungry, happy birthday.
With that business behind us,
Whataburger's new limited time offer
is called the Bacon Wrangler Double,
and it's made up of two large five inch hamburger patties,
one slice of American cheese,
one slice of muttery jack cheese,
three slices of bacon,
and you know I'll be counting every piece
according to what burger-
The low-cost, wild-cretia is gonna let's all kiss.
Dill pickles, chipotle, aioli sauce,
on a five inch toasted hamburger bun.
Each one of these is a watered-off,
your guy plans with 1,095 calories,
and your renal function,
Look at his mask hovering over the volume.
L.A. may fail and he left his clothes over there.
A single a la carte burger will hit your wallet between $9.99 or make an immediate combo,
a.k.a. what a meal for $12.99 before taxes in Georgia.
Fortunately for us, probably not for a what a burger, they have serving lists posted in
their nutritional information.
Each bacon rangler double is supposed to weigh in at 398 grams or 14.0 ounces, giving
It's just sitting there, menacingly.
I don't know what to say about this, I want to thank you for helping me create a new
story.
My name is Joe.
What's your status in this?
Can I get five bacon wrangler doubles?
Smart.
Does this streamer know how to do his job?
Why is he presenting this video like a middle school teacher?
I'm taking Wrangler Devils.
Smart.
You're hitting Jett.
It's the limited time offer thing.
Uh...
You got it.
Yeah.
Are you taking out for yourself?
No, that's all I need.
What?
I thought it was bad, but you got it.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I'm gonna sing my lullaby.
I've got my bacon wranglers let's pull off to the side and do the jealous hungry temperature test
Bake in angular number one is 166.3 degrees Fahrenheit.
Bake in angular number two is 162.1 degrees Fahrenheit.
Bake in angular number three is 167.7 degrees Fahrenheit.
If you've been watching my channel, you know I like my temperatures at 140 degrees or above.
I like my food cooked hot and fresh.
Looks like this was made to order. So today what a burger at work, Georgia
You pat the joe is hungry temperature test now. It's time to take this apart layer by layer
Count every scrap of bacon head back to studios and
Do the joe is hungry wait test. Well, what a burger you did actually quite well on that temperature test
Is this super in ten years? Are you out of your mind?
I am kind of anxious because of our history with the weights
The thing is can you make them all the same size?
Can you look your own serving weights?
Pulling up to my house. He's timing me on how fast he can break down my door three minutes
Strike one temperature test rectilate came out to 90 degrees
Strike two Joe is not happy
But how long did it take off for the packaging?
In other words, strike three on the scale.
Guys, also it's, can they pasta not spaghetti?
Bacon Wrangler number one is 11.95 ounces or 339 grams.
Big and regular number two is 11.90 ounces or 338 grams.
Big and regular number three, again, is 11.90 ounces.
Well, hold on.
Wait, whataburger is consistent with his head?
He's heavy and melodious.
He's actually less than 10% of the average weight of all three.
Actually, they're very, very close today.
So, Whataburger, you pass.
The Joe is hungry.
Consistency weight test.
Wait.
But Whataburger, you've been consistent about one thing.
But, Joe?
Well, he's not one of her fans.
This might be a low score.
Bro, a water burger patty melt might be one of God's best creations.
Wait, I don't know, bro.
Oh, what the hell?
I mean, that's a decent cross section.
Wait, how do you do that?
the fog? How do you put the burger back together? This is what it looks like, and this is what
they have you believe it looks like. This is what it looks like, and this is what it's actually
supposed to look like. We've seen what it looks like, and we saw how much it was. They kind of
bumped the price up a little bit with that short-weight business they got going on.
What about her? Not cool. As far as what it looks like, it's a little bit flat,
looks a little bit empty compared to the photos to me, like they kind of didn't
give us enough condiments. I don't know. But as far as the bacon goes, if you're
curious, I have post-op topsy photos up here on the screen. Three slices of bacon?
We actually did get three slices of a bacon, which leads us on to the next test.
One and only the Joe is hungry bite test so it is bite test engage
Joe was on the spectrum you think so
How long do you think you will live?
I don't know.
Six or seven?
The bread appeared to be fresh, soft, and they even toasted it.
And besides a little bit of crush factor, it holds up relatively well.
You can actually taste the bacon in every single bite, and amazingly, it still retains
some crispiness.
Even the in-strings are kind of crunchy and they definitely contribute to the flavor although
I think they could have gone a little bit heavier on those. The burger patties were well cooked,
savory, and juicy. The aioli sauce was tangy. Guys, I'm telling you, he does not like water.
1.8 on the 1 to 10 jojito meter. I could taste the cheese. It was thoroughly melted and not
overwhelmed by the other flavors. As far as the pickles go, they are completely absent.
That would have made a nice addition. With that being said, we need to head back to the parking lot, see what happened with Shadow Joe, and do. The Joe is hungry.
I have to see what his post-Shadow Joe thoughts are. Hold on.
Man, this is probably like a five-something.
Number two.
Sneak it into the bite.
Number three.
Hey, my cheese flop.
It is cheesy.
I can actually taste the bacon.
The burger is juicy and savory.
Maybe a little tiny bit of flat factor going on already.
It's kind of the way they wrap it.
Or at least that's my opinion anyway.
Let's go ahead and give this a score if you don't know my scale. My scale is 1 to 10 9 being the best anything
But 9s a once in a lifetime experience and almost never achieve five and down is that slippery stuff to the pits and depths of fast
They had our I made for at Joe was hungry excubity toilet
That's not very nice. Why would someone think I would like to see a photo of my head out of a toilet?
What is this, man?
This, the number that it truly deserves.
What a burger. I want to say it up front right now.
In its present configuration, the burger actually doesn't taste bad.
Uh-oh. And it's not a horrible value.
I was kind of excited today. I was thinking we were gonna see you know a low seven
You know I haven't seen one of those in a while
No, no you had to go back to short waiting against your own serving weight
And you missed an entire ingredient
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that
So today I'm gonna have to go
Guys he does not like water burger. I'm telling you he hates water burger
That is my number, this is my review, and hopefully I will see you in the next video!
Hmm...
Damn bro, I needed some food back!
Aw, thanks love!
What's wrong with us?
How's the food yummy please mute when you eat how was that smart you
disgusting pig? Yeah man I'm gonna start freaking winking. W1?
Guys, I think there's a lot wrong with me I'm gonna be honest.
Smart. In high school I ate so many spicy chicken nuggets from Wendy's that I
and I cannot stand the sight of them anymore.
All right.
I'm gonna put my plate in the sink,
micro dose on a Red Bull real quick.
And,
I'll be right back.
smart. Hey guys, I love you all.
Wait, Red Bull is actually God's greatest creation, by the way.
If anybody was curious, there is nothing better than Red Bull.
Yo Kamari, nice to meet you. I'm Prime and Snarch and Blinksby and Swagpuncherguy and
Cheese and Arctic Class and Zeca. Thanks everybody.
Nothing but BRB to read a script, man.
I was freaking it.
Drinking a Red Bull.
Bro, they have to start making caffeine free Red Bulls.
I swear to God, I would drink so many of those a day and get so fucking big and rotund.
I love women more than Red Bull, but that's just me.
Name five women.
Are you going to hop on the real game?
I don't know what that means, bro.
Yeah, I joined Team Overwatch.
I joined Team Overwatch.
Is this accurate, by the way?
There's no way it's exactly 50-50 talent overwatch, right?
Why is Emory talent now? He's basically like the Winter Soldier.
Like...
Yeah, he has like a program that controls him, that's literally like...
I'm gonna solo the rope.
Like when you listen to his ult, when he pops his ult, you hear him like fucking...
I'mma, I'mma, I'mma, I'mma
Wait, that was tough
Oh, that food, I need some fucking food, bro
I want to try Mizuki this game.
Hidden King theme does kind of slap.
Hello SuperTF carrot face.
What's up bro?
Wait guys, I kinda wanna go hit some more greens, you know what I'm saying?
Actually it was kinda tough.
What does that mean?
Ah, you didn't see the 2k sponsor earlier today, did you?
What the hell?
uh cheers for that
that's not
yo what's up teammates
what'd you say
What's up, what's up, what up, bro?
Yo, keep guys to get us up to I'm lagging
But what even is that like that's like a
Is that an instrument? I guess I mean, I guess it is but if you hear that all the time, I don't know what
They're like
I
Super come usf next semester guys someone ask rock where usf is
What I like I'm lagging
I'm lagging
What the hell where I'm getting
I was like, what are you doing?
Dave!
Well guys, this character might be terrible.
Boss?
He is, but he's fun.
I'll do it.
Oh, okay.
Thank you, bro.
I'm chill!
Yeah, play my part, uh, no, let's find this one, bro, Kierry's voice is so deep now,
What's the opposite of bless? Uh curse I guess?
You just said curse what the fuck?
Guys it's not even called curse anymore in deadlock, it's called curse relic.
I'm called the curse relic now.
I will too, we can chill.
This is another way, it's not going to lie.
What the hell is that?
Nice whip, I love my fail.
I want my fail.
You're not.
Wait.
Dude.
Get me over here!
Am I allowed in the S-Fan even though I'm trans?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't you be?
I don't get it.
That reload is amazing.
It's pretty cool.
Nice.
Okay, but I have a question.
Why is this melee?
Why is his melee?
Why is his melee a punch with his left hand as opposed to just like ripping someone's throat out with the actual
weapon
Wait, what game did I play where like you went behind somebody with a fucking like axe and like rip their throat open
What game was that?
you're gonna want to see this last of us I think it was last of us
That's on the show too.
What the hell?
Let me out of here, bro.
Let me out.
Bro, the fact you can't...
...kill anybody...
By the way, when you get ulted by Domina is insane, no?
Also I feel like my impact on this character is dangerously low.
Is that a me issue or is that a character issue?
I don't think I'm making more comp. I think I'm chopped.
Should I just finish that red bull? No, I feel like a degenerate if I did that.
Can you please pray for the Knicks? They are in OT.
I don't really care.
I smurf super's peak my peak is winning a world championship
Wait, so why does his left click have a range, by the way?
Curie has infinite range? What's going on there?
Because it bounces? Alright.
So what?
Do step back! Do step back!
Wait
I just might my third I just like open there wait why don't I do that every fight my third I open there
I don't think so.
He's one, bro.
He's one.
I got you, man.
I'm on that.
He's changed kind of awkward to hit as well maybe I'm noob
You are noob
Oh, I got scared much
We're guys I'm truly
I carried through a destiny to raid a bro said destiny to no no
I just kill her, but I just kill my, my, my, my, my Ash.
A big res.
Oh, he's fucking it.
Thing is terrible
He feels so like
How big is his hitbox
Is he not like kind of massive for support?
Yeah, his head in the box is huge, bro. Like...
Oh god we are disgustingly split.
We're okay though I think.
Well, I bro
She's not my
New down
I
Put more possibly I
Think you play slow. Well, okay. I feel like give me a 30 meter fall like when his weapon just disappears as I kind of
Would he be too good if I wasn't the case
I
Yeah, but you walk line I think he needs that that Bob is doing nothing
Where my Bob was ass
Well, we just lost him in that bomb.
On last fight, the best last fight ultimate in the game and we throw it at a wall.
What's a war crime?
Oh my god!
What is this school board here?
Guys, fuck it!
Sponsor me!
Sponsor me. Sponsor me. Have Red Bull.
Yo amputee, crash victim, thanks for the 2 bro. Corporate, thanks for the 2 as well.
Why are you looking at me like a daft clip bro?
Ho Ho Ho Green Giant.
Oh!
Okay, oh, what is this ho ho ho green giant?
Oh!
Oh
Well, I feel like if I drink Red Bull, I'm gonna have a heart attack and I'm gonna fucking fall
I'm gonna die at 31 on the toilet
Okay guys, is drinking a Red Bull as bad for you as drinking your coffee?
Like what's worse?
Anime how many Red Bulls have you drank in your life?
I'm gonna get some DPS games in
Coffee's organic true
Why is your name good boy, bro?
Yeah, what is that?
Who's next up from on Prime?
MiniDothx50Mons?
Not a Mako, they say 200 bits.
Are you asking because he's old and you want to live to his age or are you asking because
He's deranged and you want to know the upper limit of red bull consumption. No, I'm asking because he's old
I'm asking because he's old
But what if I wanted to play Missouki the hell oh
Thank you. What a good boy
That's his name, bro
He might both.
That's not funny. I don't know why.
It's not funny.
If you want my help, you better be dying.
Alright, cool.
Oh my god.
You better not kill him again.
I'll kick your ass!
I
Want to play I want to play the new DPS at least once my goat
Yo silence at 21 prime stuff bro live impressions in three months as well
Everyone gives a look at the new librarian video that he pulled did he put a super TF intro in or what?
Okay, which one do you mean? Do you mean this one or do you mean this one? I'm assuming you mean this one
Oh my god
We already saw this on Twitter, bro
I wanted the kill so I thought I was gonna see it on it.
Fucking librarian bro, what a guy.
I think my internet is blending together.
I thought that both Super TF bits were back to back in real time and he didn't know either
was a reference is insane.
I know Liberair. I know him over the lines watching my stream. I know he is.
Keep watching, but we know what happens next, bro!
I know he licks me, he licks you out, eats you inside, or whatever the fuck.
What's a good awoo, or I mean, you know, nothing there?
Awoo!
Oh, no.
Okay, enough you pushin' me.
Oh, no.
I can't know you tonight.
Eat you out, lick you inside.
You're a freak.
Tricks like animals.
Animals for you.
What? You guys never heard that one?
I know Northern Lions watching my stream.
I just can't prove it.
Have you started Dexter? Nope. Guys, I have so much stuff I want to watch and I just haven't.
But where's Anime? I need his wisdom.
I'll put it all on the line wait I want to see the prompt to I don't think it's
it's turn with the brain so it's a fucking orange cat row I think I think I lost possession
press the ability bro
oh oh that's one of them
I fly me around bro let's go
I get to see the damn problem
he stole that shit
should you like always be ADSing on this character? oh I definitely have to change my ADS to...
I got an achievement?
Yo Connor!
Thanks for the rainbow.
I'll be your teammate.
Yo Connor!
Because ADS got feels so much slower that does not feel normal.
Do you guys change it to be like one to one?
Yeah?
51.47 W
Oh
Chill.
A Master Chief skin? Yeah, honestly.
Wait.
I should almost cat cats one
No way
Where's M.R.A. Where's the A.D.S. sense?
51.47
55.08 someone stunned the cat or why did it drop me the enemy cat that is
He dropped you bro. He just dropped the okay, but he's like started picking me up, and then he just gave up
I might have eights.
You might have eights, he says, whether you have arms or what?
What do I do with those arms?
I tried it, I tried it.
I have to ult at some point this game probably.
I had the default crosshair for him, might suck ass by the way.
No, get away from me.
Are you kidding?
He has Amstrakh.
Did not want to try out W.
W.
I'm not gonna lie, like half of us.
I think like half of us just didn't know.
I mean I didn't know that round, but like I also didn't have a chance.
I don't think any of us ulted.
That's fire.
Alright.
Alright, we got it, we got ult this round.
Reticumene.
Alright, what are our plans for our next game?
Do we got that at least?
Um, no.
No, we don't.
Absolutely.
I don't know my normal, am I at like 11-8, does that sound right?
11-8, I think.
no dot all right I think we can use mild and like our cancel okay just takes place
we have two very good space there my question isn't much alright but it's
I think our cat and one of the DPS needs to go in the off angle for that probably honest
Yeah, I know, I know, that's why I can take out someone, you know, on the side.
Bro, am I trying to find the new characters?
I just can't.
I got sticky nades now. Alright, we're gonna be close on visor. I think the cat and our soldier needs to like coordinate that shit
I got little fire. Wait. No, that was my kill, bro. What are you talking about? Nope, I claimed it
I don't know if I like this sense actually
I don't know if I like one to one sense
One of the supports. Maybe I do. I don't know. Feels kind of off
Not you my shoulder
Oh actually low key it's just me you in the cat
I thought I almost have all I thought Emery was gonna be strong I think he's gonna be
He's actually gonna be the worst in here by far.
Yo.
Just based on this batch alone, I actually like, maybe ass.
Nice.
I almost responded that thing.
I got the widow guys.
W.
Yo, I have, I have half of that around.
There's speed up.
I hear like two or three people there completely disagree that characters not
I don't want to bounce at all
There we go, there we go
Oh my god, what's going on?
Yeah, there's something going on behind us, yeah
I
Killed you your soldier and your
Guys I killed you
Jack back over there you want one he's gone
Watch it. Thank you
okay level one blasted oh yeah oh guys help me out here with ADS what do you
what do you guys use for ADS for this character
Come on.
One to one?
What does tree use?
That's what I need to know.
What does tree use?
you guys are gonna have widow how do we counter that?
um, a jetpack cat
honestly jetpack cat should fly at the widow I'm not even kidding
yes no I've been saying no dude
the soldier just needs to grab onto our cat bro
bro cat can do it by herself like actually
by herself?
I put a game of that character earlier trust me
oh I know it's good but like it's so much better if our soldier just attaches instead of
I take me over there cat let's go
What is this guy saying why is my cat dragging me in doors? I'm capping I think I should do next
oh he's scared
I need to play like a
I can't heal myself without it
you are
what
3 users the 55.8 does he actually
fuck ass carry up on that thing
alright we flushed the carry there
my guy's so dead
oh i think i just saved someone
Wow, I was so slow because of the D-Mult, damn.
I gotta peep the sogers, right.
Damn bro.
Alright, that's just a lot.
Ay, ay, ay, ay.
What is your sitting man?
Oh, this middle is a fucking problem.
No, bro, this shit is a mess, man!
Alright, our cat got abducted, Loki.
Alright, that might be Loki.
Oh wait, maybe, maybe?
You guys got that your ninjas
Yeah, then lock is fun, bro, I agree Phantom is kind of big for you though
Wow
What is this?
That's all though
Damn you got row
I'm so long
What the hell she got balmy
Dude, can I stay alive for two seconds?
I kill you, I kill you, my baby.
Trying.
AHH!
Yo, there's Diddy on me, bro.
There's a tracer now.
She's headshot.
Don't recall.
I rooted him.
there's just a little juggling by point on the right side she has a carry with her now
carry headshot
nice reed
awwww nice
nice go I stunned him bro let's go
yo what the fuck do I call it a root? what is it? I think it's a root right?
yeah it's a root
oh I love them
okay guys honestly not my fault that I have 17 deaths my other DPS is 12 and 16
okay I might have been an AI in that close graph
first game with the new hero yeah you get it bro you get it let's say diamond
One with the hell pretty good writing diamond one the full
Pizza that's a ton of my prime valice and ink pen and shuffles and ziggler and sleep and onigiri and the rotting sleep
Thanks, everybody. I got a
Okay, so I'm scared to me. I think is jetpack cat easily
What are you talking about bro?
I got a loot box!
Time to practice Minecraft bro yo what up Ludwig!
What up Ludwig, yo, Lud, just for clarification sake, did you really go live, do a sponsor,
and then go offline?
I just want to make sure I got that right.
Went live, shot 0 for 9 and called it a day.
Yeah, I'm about my bread bro. Fuck them chat
Okay, just so you know if I did that and then I type that in someone else's stream
They're not there. They're knocking down my door and drawing and quartering me by the way
I got your paycheck I'd kill myself too
Alright bro, I didn't get a bad paycheck man.
I didn't get a bad paycheck.
I'll be honest.
Speaking of paychecks, oh yeah, Pyro.
Yeah, I gotta get on that, bro.
I forgot about that one.
I'll debut with it, paid me, wait, I'll do the same. Let's see.
I'm sick
Overwatch agents looking outside watch point you brawl to spawn window
Bro if I press enter he's gonna he's gonna fucking laugh in my face
Wait guys, this Ludwig guy has way too much money, by the way!
That's crazy.
10 extra paycheck.
It's fucking close to it.
Close to it.
the hell?
boop boop boop
OH SHIT!
Yo what up team?
Yeah calm down. Alright my fault.
Let's get this messaged. How do you about this movement in Deadlock?
Well make sure you like know like everything that you can do and then you got to just like
try it in game bro. You know what I mean?
It also helps if you played like a source game before.
I mean it sounds stupid but like or you honestly if you want you can open up the map like in a private game and just like run around and
You know see what you're capable of
You look I'm not gonna like cooking this kind of crack
She's the best
Three two one fighting fighting
That's a hog
Wait, how many times have you got an even bigger gun?
Ten, half, ten, one.
I'm going three.
You want to look hard?
Three, two, one, dropping.
This nerd talk is too much.
Just shush and give me my drop.
Yo, we got a look at that.
I told him what I got, and he called me a charity streamer.
Compared to what he got.
Oh, I got shot.
this comment is a lot of all-friendly
I don't know about you
they're off
no actually
no
super tf brutally money mod
play the fuck
by the yard leader Ludwig
like this is actually terrible
I just got money mod
we need to look at the far left here
I don't have control, don't worry about it
the far left one
please far left
keep aim
what?
I'm dead at a point.
Wait guys, is this, is this, I'm ready to character do anything?
You got this?
Okay, stop right here.
Just go stop right here.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
This team has reached the top.
Yep, yep, yep.
They're venturing separately.
I'm gonna try to rock her.
No dig, just go high north, short.
See? D.Va close.
Pressure.
Men's not to come back high to kill her.
Bomb right here, bomb right here.
Bro, when I was looking at him, like in the preview,
I thought he was going to be like, easily destroyed on this side.
D.Va 1, D.Va 2, bomb. D.Va!
I don't know if I buy that.
D.Va no dig, under.
How?
Alright, he's up, kill box right here.
Thank you for early rush.
Good shot.
He was going to fly up here, get ready for rock and burn.
We're looking for, look for left, look for left.
Do some fucking, do some luck.
Do you know what, do you know what I'm doing?
Do you know what?
Dude, stop mixing me.
Vendor dick, can we help you?
Okay, in my defense, I think I played against the two,
Worst tanks to play
And
Doomfist I think are terrible for him
Wait my character is ass
Why this guy's a nerf silver though
We have touch at least.
I cannot.
I'm sure we're not ultimate without touching.
Right?
Rock, then.
Um, 10, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
Cut.
Fight this, fight this, fight this, this, this, this.
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
Up or sink right now, guys.
Walk this, walk this.
Just walk, just walk.
Now I got it.
Rock, keep it, keep it.
Keep it.
Make it.
Keep it, keep it.
Keep it.
One more, one more.
I'm happy, happy, happy.
You're fine, you're fine.
I'll never let you die.
You get spawned, you can't help.
thank you go thank you go thank you go
Frank can you stack on me and play fairly valley?
or the people are fucking dumbass
I swear this character is fucking me
yeah this is good timing good timing good timing
no this is actually good timing
we're not okay
drop it baby drop it baby
nice
not that hard
oh that's okay
it's okay it's okay you're a bad player
Oh, no.
Don't worry about them.
You are not an aspect of your state.
Noob down.
I just got mad at the car.
I can low-key hold the corner if you want to look.
Hold that shit, bro.
Hold that shit.
What you got, bro?
I'm going to hold this right side.
Do you have walking right here?
I used to be.
Watch out.
No herbs.
They're just tickles people
You just pay for rush there's still a baby though
Like if they have no baby
Watch Ben Brace our dinner set
You one rock
She's on mega
Wait
I said
Bends Franken. Nice. Help her with that. Rocks. I'm playing.
Guys am I ass be honest? Nice. Am I ass?
New character left side. Cut. Nice.
What's that guy's name? What's the new character?
Emre? I want Paul.
Which one? Which one?
Emre.
No, the one super spot.
Emre.
Emre. Emre.
Emre?
Isn't it Emre?
I think it's Emre.
Emre?
Like you literally talk to him by blizzard. Is it Emre or Paul?
It's Emre, bro.
Emre.
Go top left here. Play for early rally, play for early rally.
Come back here, you see? This is your rally spot.
No, no, no, win!
Rally spot, bang!
Winnable!
Bang! Look at Omri!
Omri, Omri, Omri, Omri, Omri!
I just knew that.
Bang!
Wait guys, I just have the rush spot.
I can't hear you coming here.
This is the rush spot.
Who's peeking kill this guy?
They're going bomb left
Wait what the fuck?
How's that guy peeking guys?
Wait good
Good, good, good
I'm dead
What do you mean you're dead?
What does that mean?
Can I get like a logical sign?
You guys are fucking dead
I'll get my trade
I'll get my
I need some company are they ever I know
Like they're there
I don't
Bro, honestly, I think D.Va is so good at this character.
Okay.
He finds him out of Red Bull.
So they're playing D.Va and you thought, let me take it?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, bro.
I'm just trying to understand the logic.
Yeah, I did, man!
You gonna be on my ass about it?
No, no, no, I just wanted to ask the question, because you want to ask the question, I want
to ask the question, you know.
No question, no question.
BOO-DOO-DOO!
You have authority to put in a hot patch for Silver, because she is broken.
You want me to play D.Va's Outcher, Sang?
He wouldn't talk to me.
I'll put a hole in the line.
Whatever you want, bro.
I am a turnist net character every lobby is cancer. I know you're a soldier
I don't know bro. I haven't even their trials aren't even a thing yet, bro
Bro me and you both know
Can I throw nades over the sky wait a minute
Everyone should talk in this signal for playing the game and having you build that for sure
It's over! It's over!
Can we 3-2-1 to the top left?
I'm just going to push cart and definitely make it
I think I have to just learn how to play the character a bit more, honestly
Watch back there, back there, back there
Just keep laying, push cart, keep.
And watch the van please, no time to run.
That's a certified church danger.
We can take that fight, they just shot, they just shot.
Go high, go high, go high, go high.
Rhymes low though.
Rhymes low, surprise.
Rhymes is insane.
What are you doing?
10-1, 1-2, 1-1.
I'm doing it
Okay, so you I think I'm right as like an off angle DPS
Perhaps I
Think you play more off angle
We do not have rush
this is diamond one
look at them look at them look at them
absolute absolute absolute
bro these diamond one warriors are disgusting careful
nice ah blue egg take the high ground
these diamond one warriors are fucking gross
we have rush we should play early on this corner
We're lucky three
Fuck this dude, fuck this!
It's just you right now bro
Yeah, yeah bro, fuck it, fuck it
You guys are nuts
I'm sure gonna dig too
Fuck this, fuck this
Six up, work again
I might ult this
Yeah, yeah, I can do this
You got this
I have box dude!
We're gonna go right? Three, two, one!
Oh my god, I'm doing damage!
Wait, okay man, they're gonna raise broken!
Guys, how do I feel about this character?
Is this character busted or not?
What's up?
Can we get through your cart now?
Wait, really?
We're going to have Blades during the P-Play, so if we play it, we can play for a P-Play here.
That's a weird P-A-Cart shot.
We're going to be fast.
Pressure's leeched.
That's going to have to be tough.
Is that a bar soldier?
Go ahead.
We can defend.
Okay.
I got you.
No!
The P-P didn't go all the way.
I should have jumped.
I'm turning all.
They have a very broad road, they have a very broad road
You see them play these fights slower
Pressure 6, you have to walk
Okay, good rush
Before the hands, I start to shake it just hard walk
Fuck
Eh, walk
Last hand, you can walk
You think rush on it?
I'm dead
I'm on low
Man
I'm trying to get out
Man
Forth take
I'll get three, babe.
Flux.
Uh, I don't know.
I think it's gonna hard not to lie.
Nice.
Let's try and take some space, maybe make some of these shifts, and then we'll see what happens.
Flux me up.
I need the bay.
Flux me.
Go ahead.
Oh, no.
Can you take your friend from Flux?
Oh
Hey guys, why do I have a DPS every game that is rolling on themselves? Are these the placements right side right here?
Someone's name
No, we're from Iraq
Ben in
I feel like both games I played Emre, if I was just on cast the game would be so much
easier
okay what about switch bro i'm playing a new character man what are you guys boring his faw
what fucking play in your one trick
kill kill kill kill kill right side one one nice
No hands, no hands.
Ignax, Ignax, Ignax.
You're clear.
Shield is gone.
Ass up.
I'm behind.
Move, move, move, move.
Nice.
I'll run up wait, I'll run up wait.
I'll go to your shield.
Six, six, six, six, six.
Let's get out of the coming.
I'm off point.
Nice.
I mean, I'm top damaging but that's got to be good, right?
They're making a shift again, I can
Then one more, forced out.
Okay.
This is a foul fight.
Interesting.
Can we get ready to fight this right side here?
Maybe we stack right and fight it.
With beats, we're done here.
Oh, I got scared.
Three, two, one, couple.
We should work, Trace then.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't feed, don't feed, don't feed, don't feed.
We have bottom points.
Okay, turn it.
No, no, no, no.
Stay low, stay low, stay low, stay low.
No, we cannot.
Oh
One six?
You think I'm about sixty?
Damn!
Oh, I'm gonna retry that faster.
That's alright. I have to do my bad game.
I'll call you.
Damn.
Nah, nah, I don't think you should call us.
It's absolutely me.
Fuck, fuck.
It's okay.
You know you know.
Oh, I got pot! I got pot G!
I got Pudgy!
Super.
What happened?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Come, come, come!
Smart!
Please go back to Deadlock!
Guys, guys, where's Deadlock?
Guys, where's Overwatch?
Guys, why is he playing?
Why is he playing?
And why is he playing 2K?
Can you play can you play that lock guys guys can you play green play the eugenics guys? Let's play let's play
Let's play deadlock guys, let's play overwatch guys. Let's play it. Let's play counter-strike. Let's play Valorant
Let's play minecraft guys complete Minecraft guys. Let's play let's play persona. Let's play destiny to the the final raid
Let's play let's play dead by daylight everybody guys gonna play apex guys
Let's go play counter strike guys. Let's go play League of Legends
We're gonna play League of Legends guys who play team four team fight tactics with my fortnight
But guys who's trying to play league with me anybody show your hands anybody
Who's playing league with me
Swat when are you going to play overwatch 2
Hey, guys, Overwatch 2 is dead.
I will?
Anywhat rank are you in League?
How hard is that game?
It can't be that hard, right?
Smart.
Guys, can he play Blue?
Wood?
That's tough.
X-Luridx 57 months, NianXX 36 months.
4 hour 2k spawn so we did the lash out first one was not 2 hours, second of all it should
have been a lot shorter but we had some technical issues.
I just checked my drops, holy loot boxes.
Wait, do you have a lot of loot boxes?
Scratchy Tinos.
Lee, guys, I don't know if I'm going to play Lee.
Wemby has 25 points in 8 minutes, what did you just type?
What?
your starters are out, I don't care.
Well the thing is, I think it's so hard
for anybody to get 100 points.
Cause I feel like if you're getting 25,
like if you're gonna be scoring like 70 points,
you're probably blowing the other team out.
Like you need to like, for you to have a close game
You still need to be in the game once you hit like 70 80 points is so
So hard
Not Kobe's 81 I
Mean they won by 18 that game
game.
I don't know.
I'm going to play a game of on-ron here.
M-Roy's kind of falling, but I think he's bad.
Super.
Smart.
Super.
Hey man, why'd you say it like a question?
I don't know, I'm sorry man, I'll just pick it up.
I would play with you, I win, you say you're gonna block me on your fuckin' switch, and
you never fuckin' do it, it's a fucking game.
May I say this again?
You do this on your boss, I'll say it.
It happens like six times, this happens all the time.
What happens all the time?
I fucking play with you in the game. So yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna need you on my Twitch if you fucking win the game
Is it sure?
What did you say I probably looked at your logs and it was questionable and then I don't remember and then I like never
Made a decision and closed it. Hey, super super not interrupts, but if you want to see something really cool look at my Domino
Domino, yeah
And it's banned. Okay, we lost. GG's.
Oh, she really looks so much like you, you know?
I mean, it's well done fucking clearly, you know?
Look how it like...
Smart.
the firing my heart okay what's good what's good a tank you know what
tilts me though it's what I say this year's the same face is here so like
here go actually does not look like you know or fucking on there on Ron and
Juno look the same cheery does not say this probably that's for you yeah that's
That's what I said, like, dumbasses, I was like,
Oh!
I just put on a pon out of the PC.
You had to watch fucking back in, though.
Hi!
I like that, I like that, hi.
What's up?
Say hi.
Hi.
Like that.
Enemy here.
Alright, let's see what this onrore can do.
It's like a fire, right?
Okay.
Water on the inside, I think.
What's up?
There's an onrore onrore.
I'm dead now, I'm dead now.
Where's she?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, here's one.
I'm dead to this, but...
Yeah, I'm on point now.
You go safe line, safe line.
Oh, I'm getting out.
Oh, this cast is pooping on me.
Kill these guys.
Get this bitch off that car. Oh my fucking god.
Ram is so fucking awesome.
Nice.
Eeww.
Super, what do you think about me now?
Oh, I played one game as Urson. He's pretty strong.
She's insanely broken. She's insanely broken.
I gotta play more games, I guess.
I'm gonna play one, is there?
Yeah, you'll actually...
I'll pitch you another one.
Bro, it's so weird hearing how I pitch your voices.
Come have some...
I'll pitch low pitch, excuse me.
Wait guys, what's that tech?
You dash E and then right click, right?
On like a squishy?
Yeah, you have that sponsor.
I can still die, I can still die, I can still do a result.
I can still die, probably, maybe, maybe not.
Of course you can.
I killed, killed, uh...
Someone, someone?
Super.
Well done, bro.
What would you rank yourself all time, in terms of like, that's how well players are taught?
Oh my god, I think about that.
16? That seems a little low.
Wait, I have all your team. Can we get an activator?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on it right now.
There's one, there's one.
Oh, I'm sorry.
one
who's above me let me think violet lift
i think we should healthy holding up what do you think is a hot
dude i don't know if i like it but i think it's gonna work i don't like it either
why do they maybe just change because we're used to the old one i'm up to see
i think so i'm not gonna lie dude dude so hot is the fps the bottom right
it's hot
Oh my god top one
Look is this kind of not just like a way better than m right am i insane i feel like
i i do like having so many new characters at once i think it's really good for the game it's
It's like fresh. I just hope that they're like
It's like some people are actually
I thought about it I change my mind
Yeah, yeah
I was gonna say I hope they're like quick
If someone is too strong, but now I think that
Maybe they should let things cook a little bit. I don't know except for jetpack. Yeah
I don't know, I don't know, there's a story on it.
I'm on it.
Yes.
Maybe there's like two holes, right?
What the hell?
There's four.
That is everything banana, I think.
We just shranked.
I was hiding in the corner, super just...
explode.
Okay short fuse is so nasty
Freaking with it
Guys I'm dead
That's such a fun hero.
Wait guys, that is true.
With all these releases this week we got deadlock heroes, overwatch heroes, what about Elsa
in Marvel Rivals y'all?
I'm just dead if I'm not gonna help you.
Alright.
What?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Oh, wow.
I don't see the point.
Interesting trance.
My guy's going to go point.
It's just going to point.
if you can stall i'll be there should i touch or not yeah you should
like im gonna bomb
yeah
try to get to me
uhhhhhhh
i'm gonna push
what's with the shot
i can
ohhhh
back up back up back up
she switched
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, two comes out soon true or not resume to but resume, comma
Then it used to be
He's one! He's one!
No, no, no, no, wait!
Bro, why can't games make good fucking voice tracks?
It pisses me off a little bit.
I can figure it out.
Just call it on and go to the bottom.
Yep.
I can open it.
Oh my god.
I'm not losing myself.
I'm back team.
We gotta pressure the grandma.
You know
This is so deep, compared to what I'm used to.
No, full way, bro.
It's kind of pissing me off, I can't get these kills.
No, I swear it's not the same, I swear it's not.
What, what, what, what?
Wait, run around!
We should go back in team
Why I feel like
Yeah, I can't hear
I'm gonna raise one point
No, no, no, no.
Guys, I'm on his... I think I'm ass.
Dude, I think I saw him.
I have 14 guys!
Oh, fuck.
Wait, what went wrong?
We were like, why are we in here all of a sudden?
Maybe it's just my bad.
Maybe I just need to...
I got money!
Is that huge?
Yeah, maybe it will.
I'm dead, but I did, uh...
One of them, one of them, one of them, one of them.
Four people dead.
One shield or a job?
Shield.
Whatever you want, bro.
I'm done, maybe shield will be good.
Shield, shield, shield.
I got one.
I'm not there yet, I'm gonna let it.
No they have, you guys are about it.
Um.
They should have support all the time.
No ramble.
You gotta catch, you gotta catch, you gotta catch.
There's no ramble.
Oh there's one.
You got to come get a show?
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
Oh, he lost.
You guys can't left, you can't back.
Yeah, we should have just ran away. I don't know, we should have stayed on point though, tough.
I mean, honestly, I kind of inted on Onron, the second two points.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, yeah, I did I did
You are terrible disagree
Disagree
We're guys put the right diamond one the guys. I'm gonna be in diamond. I gotta start winning some guys. I try harding
Smart a little charity for my streamer. I guess I try harding
I'm gonna start going cast and Reaper.
I'm gonna use Afro, that's the 14 months bro.
Oh now we have paintbrush in the chat.
Now we have paintbrush.
Well I didn't play the demo actually, but I also think I'm gonna play it either because I heard it's not, uh, you know.
I don't know.
Oh my god, Bola!
Like Silver!
Oh, now we have a link from corporate mercenary.
What the hell is this, bro?
Workplace safety video.
Oh, fuck!
I think they're actually killing people in these videos.
The hell?
Wow.
All right, I'm gonna lock in one of my own tanker DPS DPS. I'm locking in we got swag boner seven on my team
Well, I feel like short fuse is good if you have a team that's like helping you out but
Oh
I'm playing on oh that's bad never mind
Do my eyes are so fucking like yeah
Rip them out actually might
I actually might have to rip out my eyeballs.
He's kind of logging though.
You have a super.
Hello.
On the way home from work on yesterday. I turn on the radio and the second song that I heard was Dracula
tough that's tough
Yo super what up penguin gamer
Hi cool
hahahaha
So, here in the lorry...
Bro, am I going to have to learn fucking lineups from his nades and shit?
He's overwatched back? It might be, bro.
That's what the streets are saying.
Help me.
I'm dead. I'm dead. You're not gonna chill
Well, I'm gonna shoot
So large
It's so big
Domino might be broken.
I think that's why I felt like I was struggling a bit on circuit was because I had some DPS
that were armless like me.
The past two games.
The good sound no, I know bro the steam player cover overwatch is crazy right now.
I wonder what it is on Bnet.
I have all of them.
Airshot!
I got one.
Oh, can Zeffa die?
I can just spawn something, though.
I'm gonna just ult here, I think.
Kill him at some point.
Oh, I knocked him off, what the hell?
Good job, Super.
The heavy shot boosts.
Is it really?
Yep.
That's a little cool.
Will you play Funger 2 again?
Bro, when's that update coming out?
For Funger 2?
Bro, why didn't they curious voice deeper on her own?
What is that?
That's your favorite anime.
Yeah, all of her stuff is-
It's just her own.
I don't know, but why?
It sounds nice.
It sounds cool, bro.
Tree frogs?
Yeah, I can see it.
No, I am not insane.
insane I promise you bro you can't you can't gaslight me I swear use the good
boy button I'll come in and add him on the voice line that says good boy the
hell Winston says I'm so proud of you thank you
here. Where the hell's baby? Where the hell's baby at? Sam Porter bridges at the beginning
Where's the expanding tool?
Where's baby Ack?
Is there one?
Bro has a fear of better games as chat
hungers for actual peak.
A feared hunger is good though.
I love fear and hunger.
You're already one, you're already a little one.
Yo, it's my tank.
Yo, wait, my tank at.
Uh, I saw one, I saw one of you two.
I thought I was gonna get in the void.
Fuck.
First down.
you can super jump a shift and native your feet
didn't work I think you're lying to me
why the stats bottom right they changed it bro I don't like it
I don't know what yeah it needs to be top left in game I don't like the way
they moved it kind of makes me frown a little bit
this is what me sad that what they want from you
I could touch I don't know touch you
Uncle stupid you're first growing up he has it yeah what can I say after 10 years
what can I say bro man man oh man
Wait, not only that, but I'm looking at it now too, bro, there's like a one pixel outline.
It's not even like firmly in the corner.
You guys see that shit?
I'm doing it.
What guys I gotta go pee? Is that okay? Am I allowed to go pee? I'm doing it.
Hello.
Yo, Devly Matter, thanks for the 5 months and lovely Izzy and Horizon and Tiernz and
Fruitman and Jay Ducky and Juju and Kenzo Reel and DJ Star and Crimson Park Farmer.
Thanks everybody.
This is not a McDonald's, bro.
Bro, I want to send a band-raids for Jetpack Hat.
Where's Domina? Domina.
The perfect world is shaped by my hand.
I feel like the quick melee animation is like too snappy for her.
Am I crazy?
Like, compared to other quick melee's?
That's not a quick melee.
Like, something interesting, I don't know, like the start up of the animation?
It feels too snappy.
But praise me real quick on her?
What an efficient worker.
Let's see. Let's see how I do on this game.
Bro, is her E supposed to go through shields by the way?
That doesn't feel right to me.
oh god
come on
come on y'all
the problem with the methods, no doubt
like sims secondary bro, sims secondary doesn't go through shields
we thought about, sim rex doesn't go through shields bro
I'm gonna have domino all care
Huge
and after two just can't be held
nice
that's not what I wanted to do
oh well
Oh
My toes bro
I'll be making some calls about this
Okay, Domino might be broken as hell actually, I've come to this conclusion.
That is so foul I feel like that is just
Insane
Goes with TP, Quri TP doesn't come anymore
They changed it
Wait, she raised a shield.
Oh, she's not dropping a 1-1-1!
No!
Winston kinda counters her, should I go Winston or Niko's?
I'll stop myself.
I don't think I'm going to die.
I can't see.
I'm going to die.
Uh-oh.
Give us out of my face.
Oh, rookie.
Oh, my God.
Oh, they actually all compared him.
They kind of pissed me off.
Why do they care him? I wanted to kill him
Do what is happening?
Well, how do you ever die on this character?
Oh my god, brah, I was so locked in there, I was apparently speaking, but I don't have
the quietest I've been since I fucking beat up my mic earlier on screen.
Oh my lord.
Okay, so it's her E supposed to go through shields.
By the way, like is that actually intended?
That just doesn't seem right
Project an explosive crystal and reactivate to death. Oh, it says barrier piercing. Oh fuck
She's like the CEO of shields
and a battlefront are bound to make headlines.
She's Jane Shields?
Wait, so is that the, like, our vishkar industries?
Like, the reason why Shields exist?
Yeah.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I
Just like that's way too good of an ability
So like pierce shield. I don't know you guys can feel free to tell me if I'm
She needs it can I be sorry with you for a sec I don't think she needs it
and she gets her ult so fast too she's so much damage and her ult is like actually
good it's not like fucking earthshatter
They're over hiking it too much bro, I don't think I am.
We're gonna have a little scare, but I have a little too.
Nice!
My next ring, they can walk into my old field, huh?
Oh my god.
Back, back, back, back, we got ours, we're out of there.
They're chasing me.
The day one takes like lash.
Okay bro, guess who else has a day one take?
You motherfucker.
Don't act like you're any better than me.
I think she's so squishy for a tank oh she has 650 health
with 75% Ability Lightspeel. Are you out of your mind?
I
Just like it's done through my barrier
You're 1.
It's no longer 1 HP, bro.
We can speedbang an ulti gun if you want.
Uh oh.
Shoot me.
Uh oh, shoot me!
That'll be it.
Okay, okay, okay, I'll just copy you back to me.
RUN!
Help!
The old charge is way too fast, I agree.
Help!
I think I'm okay.
Well I love the little snap sound when she snaps for her E.
Uh oh.
She'll have to go to the wall.
I
Keep thinking
That damage is not normally bro. She seems really good
They're 50 copy
I need to be inside
Wait, they went Winston, is this the counter?
Someone said Winston is good against her
Maybe that was the person in chat who said that
Okay guys, I've come to the conclusion
Winston is not good against her by the way
Yeah, yeah
Wait, how could Winston possibly be good against her?
I'm like thinking about it?
I got the achievement!
That's through shield?
Yeah, but like...
I mean maybe.
I don't know.
He owned your ass? I mean they had that height there, honestly.
I mean, I feel like I'm doing a lot of damage to him, but I
don't know because I'm like common refuse.
Hmm.
But maybe he's good.
I mean, here's a shield at the end of the day.
How could this never be bad against a shield?
Okay, I'm playing for a primal on us.
I can't stop.
Why are they everywhere?
They're like in my walls.
We're gonna shield step across here.
You just play to play.
We have a venture?
Maybe not
I've shown to
Shit my guys Winston's broken. We haven't won a fight since you at Winston. What the hell?
We're even more fight. I have all but not the stall
I can get a stop
I don't know, bro.
I need it.
Who do you want?
Who do you want as a cosplay?
You just, you can't ask.
We need Kirikou.
Kirikou?
Yep.
We need it immediately.
what about uh... european tech in
what about re-tech in character?
yoshi mitsu is right there
yoshi mitsu
okay guys, why does victor wendby nyama have thirty seven points at half time
I mean trash talk is a part of the game in basketball, it's a part of any sport, especially
I guess his feelings just got hurt.
What happened?
What place is that?
Place it.
I guess we just got his feelings.
Oh my god.
Was this the peak of NBA?
Yeah.
Can't shoot him from like Philly?
Yes?
Wait wait
What's wrong with the Eagles bro?
I can't draft him. I can't draft him. Me and Kyle can't draft him. I can't I can't do that. I can't I can't I can't
The bird team you're like bonded. He's a Philly fan bro. He's a Philly fan. Who does he like?
Eagles fans are the worst. What?
From Philly and no I can't know I
I gotta think of the content man, I gotta think of the content man
You know what bro?
That's fine
I'm going with Feinberg anyway
Wait is it the anime? Is anime here?
By the way
Or did he fuck off a while ago
Yeah, wait anime wow that is I have a question for you
How many red bulls have you consumed in your life?
Yeah, what's going on man?
What a dumb question yeah, I had three today. Oh good then. Oh fuck. I'm good. I'm good
Thank God, bro.
I was worried about, like, how my Red Bull consumption at, like, 9 o'clock is going to
affect me long-term, but, like, if you had three today and you're still- you're still
kicking?
Six.
One.
Six.
I'm gonna see oh oh wait super you're in
middle of season three um yeah bro I am
Look at that at the beginning of the stream actually
Wait what I find I'm not playing any shots right now
Because you aren't okay dope
red bombs at his age doesn't fuck with your ventures and paste my
I think so. I think so.
Oh, I didn't have the perk bro. Oh, I thought I had the perk.
He rocked me.
That was a mile.
Brother, I'm right in the mercy pocket, it's not fair.
Oh, it's not fair. He's a mercy pocket. How is this fair?
I'm lagging
I got chill
I
Really don't like how slow you get when you pop your own but that feels so bad compared to
What's your names old
Sig is...
Ilaria!
Like is this character not just like 20 million times better than him right?
Like what the hell
Yeah, he's right here.
I'm sure.
See ya.
I'm some mild.
I'm some mild too.
I'm just trying to almost hold it.
Poor friends.
Oh my god.
Yeah bro, I don't know why it slows you down.
It feels really ass.
He's a lorry so does it
Brock, can we fix that please?
Somebody has Brock on his thoughts
No way the Mercers do this
What a...
Oh wait, I saw that shirt
Wait, take one, no, take one though
Yeah, I saw that, I saw that
So we're going to...
It actually was fine
Oh my god, me on...
the worst human being alive
I didn't know
We need to swap
Get to fly like the deployants do.
Wait, what?
He's doing ability to sub-gasm, sub-gasm, sub-gasm.
Adam Rulag gets the buff.
Gets to fly, gets above the fly.
Gets to both.
Push him, push him, push him.
There's no better way.
Wait, I think I'm gonna lie.
Wait guys, but we got we got a rivals sponsor coming up on on Friday though
I'm
Guys this game on me
Deadlock mug the hell out of that game deadlock mugs the hell out of most games
overwatch can hold a candle to that lock most games can't though
This is every child like a boss
What's up guys? I can't lie.
So guys, I think I'm gonna place in like, maybe, last of three, with these DPS place
place? Yeah, I'm not sure, Janky. I'm not sure.
What's going on here, bro? I don't know, bro. Like, every time.
Like I would get picks, but then I'm just from all
My eyes, bro
Sorry
Nice meeting you. Hey, thanks, bro. You too
Master five
How long will I be streaming today, anybody know
Locking up, we have Celeste to play?
Or I don't know if we're playing deadlock today guys.
Yes, we will all be seated for Marathon next month.
Marathon?
High Chat and Superarga, today's my 21st birthday,
Arga, should I drink and drive Arga Tail?
No.
No, don't do that.
Thanks, Blank ID and AchaMoco and Daniel and Flatnix
and Slaughter Gang Disciple and Promise and Text Run
and Cosmo.
Thanks, everybody.
Let's get busy now.
Guys, ain't nobody playing Marathon.
I say that before they reach out with the spots.
Don't clip this in case that happens.
Smart.
Big fan king.
Select.
Aw, thank you.
I've been playing Romeo as a dead man for the past few hours.
I 100% recommended for next variety.
Smart.
Bond gaming.
My eyes, guys.
I'm sort of think playing video games for many hours a day isn't exactly great for your eyeballs.
Maybe the, maybe the boomers are on to something.
Oh, my nose is bleeding.
Great.
Wonderful.
Perfect timing, actually.
Oh, let's get into a game and have my fucking nose bleed.
What a great fan
oh my god so save oh my god beyond save holy fuck that's crazy
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm so fucking
pathetic bro
Can they please take the health status of my teammates off my damn screen in Mon Hanzo is
Blizzard expecting the dragon die to heal or some shit
Well
Time to queue it up. I got work to do bro
I got work to do I can't fuck around smart I can't be the only one unreasonably upset
that jetpack cat is in the game is this an el take chat I mean she's pretty fucking gross
bro got hit with the scarlet rod wait like that like that video like that millennia video on Twitter
Oh, let me watch that again real quick. Let me see this. Oh, can't put it away. That's
That's a crazy video, no?
That is a crazy fucking video.
It's high art?
That is something else.
Can you watch the Boxing one?
Okay, that one's fine though.
That's not even porn.
That's just like, you know?
Why won't you show us?
Ah, I can't.
I can't show that one, trust me, bro.
Smart.
For the music nerds, please.
I can show the boxing gif.
But like, I don't like anybody who needs to see that one,
either.
I think Splashman and BadgerHero and Lu and Ratchet and Midnight Rock and HPF and Minior
and David David and Sweaty Sandals.
Thanks everybody.
Hey, I'm SuperTF.
We hate you.
Who's we?
Speak of French?
Oh, I got a nosebleed dog.
That's so annoying.
It's called malnutrition.
I don't think malnutrition
Causes nosebleeds first of all second of all. I'm not I don't have I'm not malnourished, bro
What happened I got a nosebleed
start
No, that's not see a hot waifu
No, I just blew my nose and then all of a sudden
Well, I thought I was pro tank bro is this actually how long it's been when I play overwatch people don't know
What?
Roll I played
Dude, what is happening man?
Take the napkin off, uh, bro, it's I don't okay. I don't think I am good actually
Wait, Samoa would be so good for Domina and... fuck me.
Wait!
Bro, this is kinda crazy, you know?
Look at this old- look at this overwatch, fucking.
Peex here.
103.
Okay, can we stop with this fake fucking game, bro?
Ain't- there's no way there are 100 stop.
I don't buy that for a second!
This game is so ass.
I actually hate hail divers.
I'm not kidding. I hate this game.
Wait, it imposed the bell toll?
It kinda hurts to do that though.
Wait, Dom and a Band! Sorry it is.
Yeah
Okay, what is going on this is my third game in a row what's happening?
It's you bear. No enough wasted. Is it fun is it me?
It's you yes
What is happening bro
Bro, I'm actually like Helldivers number one. Hate him this game is so boring
Hellbivers is 100,000% better than Tekken?
Scream if you love Tekken! Scream if you love Tekken!
Guys?
guys still more play wait it more than high guard we got more than high guard
Oh, you know, I'm a big Sanrio guy.
Also they're not Hello Kitty members, they're called Sanrio characters, bro.
Who doesn't know the Sanrio characters?
Everyone knows Hello Kitty.
Red flag? Wait, but my favorite is my melody though. She's so cute.
Wait, but she's so cute. Is it my melody cute?
All people that like Sanrio have a mental illness, okay well I wouldn't say I have a mental illness.
I wouldn't say all that now.
I just think they're cute.
That's all.
Surely I can't be the only person that's a Tekken enjoyer? I like Tekken, bro. I also like Tekken.
We all like Tekken.
I like Alyssa and now I don't want to play Decker anymore.
Great.
You said Alyssa?
No, I don't want to play Decker anymore.
Great.
I
have a hard
Oh, I don't think I can play on one.
I think you can only play on one if you have a full dive.
Hey, but someone needs to fill this saddle.
Up my rhyme part.
Damn, bro, these are fierce.
Hello?
What is my run doing?
It's a sicko.
Elastic mine didn't fucking ever hit.
Dog shit ult.
Can't you look like my toilet paper after a standard wipe?
clean with a little bit of blood like I don't even know like what the hell mostly a clean
wipe with a little bit of blood what's wrong with this anime guy search and destroy now
We're playing over watch not called to be broke
Wait, that's over got news. We go
No, we're gonna run
Alright guy
Thank you, don't suck that why you think about why though
My eyes are like falling out. My nose is bleeding. My hands are cold
Like what I can't I can't do this anymore
I didn't 20
Okay, I guess I'll fuck myself
I do, I do.
Dead.
Did someone do something on my team or what?
We almost have window.
if we find that a little bit.
There's your walking line.
And then we play our side with our window once we get it.
I think good idea.
Is Blue Junus Smurf?
There's your left side, watch out.
We're walking left.
There's your behind, there's your behind.
this policy of death right now
oh this is too too too
wait huge fan
come on back come on back come on back
oh shit
W wheels?
I gotta come back fast
bro I don't know who the characters are anymore
they got changed
oh my god bro
Why is his nose bleeding? It's a great question, bro. Oh my god, it's like leaking out. Oh shit, I got to change that except for this game. What the fuck?
Ew, that's disgusting. Actually, you know what, by the fact, ain't nobody trying to see that shit. Ain't nobody trying to fucking get me to see that shit.
you look like you look like sixty pounds about the past I'll buy tell you guys
though like I kind of like when I get lightheaded smile like when you stand
up too fast and you get lightheaded like that feeling is like kind of euphoric
almost I kind of like it am I crazy for that one or what
Wait they're both low here
All right, so someone might think I'm gonna do something or what pure one pure one
No, I don't want to hop nitrous because I'm pretty sure that literally kills your brain cells. That's kind of scary
You know
Do you should have computer duster?
Guys, I don't want to do anything that'll like kill me
Scared yeah a little bit actually
I'm gonna come high ground and all ready they're ready to carry me yeah
push me
oh no, I'm sorry I hit that though
wait, I could've killed her, I just fucking can't
I'm gonna cry
fudge
you should try a runner's high
what's a runner's high
wait, I'm passing
I can actually see it in my peripheral vision
the blood?
the ketchup?
the fog?
yeah, I'll just save for grab then
I'll save for grab
Just tell you are knows to stop
But
After you're done with your nose, baby, you also spit out coagulated blood or is that just me that happens if you accidentally swallow it
Don't swallow it. Yeah, what's up?
Did you get his eyes to spotlight things? Yeah, I did. I did. I got about it. Did you just choose not to go? Yeah
I should go
We got what happens if I stand up and I get lightheaded
I think we just walk right here now.
Oh well, we're doing two different days.
Right side, that's walking, hold my back, hold my back though.
I'm there I'll be there on the line
This is so sloppy
Ah, it door
Can you see me touch?
Oh brother
Wait no
Sash is pissing me off
What was my Reinfart doing though?
Right behind me
so bad okay someone's got to help me do something by the way well about the
sneeze this is so bad I cannot sneeze right now oh how we lose that
Oh my god, we didn't?
I can't help you, Bob.
You guys?
I can't, I actually can't turn back on my fucking webcam for the rest of the screen.
You don't know what just happened.
It's actually fucking over for me.
Riot pardons you.
Give me speed.
Oh, I got a little nosebleed to you.
Oh, my rod.
I'm inside.
Do one, do one.
Yep, I hit the stack.
Aren't you huge?
That's cool.
Wait, if we get these staggers in the game, by the way, we should chase the card.
You'll have to, Ash, I have time to keep it.
How?
Wait, chase him!
Wait, there's a little bit...
No, you're not stealing!
You're stealing, you're stealing.
Head back, head back, head back!
Oh, shit!
I can't have shit on
Yeah, actually, this is me when I sneeze oh shit. I just show my webcam again like oh my god. I pressed every scene wrong
All right, I'll be right back. Give me a second
I'll be right back
Sources tell me Super is stable. Please God.
But that was one of the worst nosebleeds I- one of the not- yeah, one of the worst ones
that hat on screen?
Cosplay?
Me in that!
Smart.
Oh my back just cracked.
What up y'all!
I'm back!
Bro, I don't really care about bacon, I'll be honest.
Demo that's 30 month primate, pay now, it takes me three months.
Blood on your shirt.
No, that's just, that's just techin' act.
That's just king, actually.
I'm techin' too.
Can you mail me that bloody tissue?
I have a dark alley, I'm gonna leave it in
for the police to find.
Like, how is this guy not in jail, bro?
Smart.
So it's the reason you don't talk about your brother is because he is also named Matthew, but he has a real job and that upsets you?
No, and no?
Question mark?
I just got here did you get a nosebleed from seeing demeanor
Bro, first of all, let me see if I'm seeing the drama.
My brain is fried.
The drama.
Do you want to get something sweet to eat?
I have orange juice.
Does that count?
Not really.
Why not?
Why not though?
I'm new here. Why did your nose bleed so much? Are you able to talk about it?
well I don't know bro it just it just I get nosebleed sometimes man
whoa wait new realto 25% don't fuck me
do you have a humidifier your nose might be
trying to vote it for me
what the heck bro
that's what I'm saying bro
what the fuck are they doing soffy
I wanted to see the new realto man
man I mean you want to see the
dude oh they just dropped it are you
not paying attention
I fucking love that video, I need to watch that video again.
Top 10 hottest Sonic females.
I gotta watch that video again at some point.
That is such a good fucking video.
Why do I want a price to pay?
The universe is what could be classified as hot chick heaven.
I'll put it all on the line.
Oh man.
Tell the old doesn't stop tagging on husband and wife.
If they catch him he's screwed.
Me, Zuki. You're actually a huge, softy, aren't you?
Wipenessin' around.
Don't you know what they do with people that piss them off?
Fuck, relax. I'll talk to him.
It's just funny you try to hide how much you care.
Bro, why does he have fucking...
That's a video!
I'm good!
Okay, okay, whatever language you speak.
Hold on, hold on.
Watch each other's butts out there.
That cannot fly.
that cannot fly
that actually cannot fly
see where's the gun
i hit that rock
it turns out i'm the joke
What are you saying bro what are you saying what are you doing what is this what is this
Why did this guy drop the Yoroshiku?
Why did he drop that?
I'm practicing for my Nihongo.
Oh, you speak Japanese?
Hi, I got this.
That's right.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
I'm just going to take a look at the game and see what's going to happen to me.
I mean, you sound native, but I'm kind of just a lowly package.
No, don't even say that, bro. Don't even say that.
Don't even say that, bro.
True! I actually don't overwatch too anymore.
That's what we call it. It's just overwatch now.
It's actually just overwatched. They dropped it too.
Someone actually called us maybe.
I have all of your team.
I don't know how to use it though
I'm gonna rush with you
I have to go outside
Oh, you can protect yourself
I know that
I just farted and I'll go for my pervinic flux.
What is this guy doing oh I should have fight before check yeah I agree bro I
agree bro you're gonna get in there right we go for it hopefully use rock
there is I'm going for the plus
I have a little bit of the safe behind you
You know what you're gonna do?
Oh, so does he, man.
My shield's dead.
I'm just gonna rest and end killing.
What do you think about hard chase here, everybody?
I like that.
Can someone else still cart?
So I can get the walker?
I can take it again.
Appreciate that.
Ding, ding, ding.
How did that carry know I was there the hell
How did she know
I'm good corner
Yeah, man, I was just thinking that
You can't mail it by the way you can't mail it when you're old thingers in right
What is this guy's bit, bro?
Are they looking for you?
I don't think so.
What's your mom telling you bro to like get a job or was she?
What?
What's she telling you to like get a job or?
No, she's telling me to show her.
I swear
I
Stay one
There's a kid that we've shitting himself playing mafia, but he's all grown up. I might be dead
I
Probably sour milk and ass in his room
I need to keep it out of the way
Wait, so you're taking the cart though, you gotta stop that
Keep...
Yes, just...
Just quick, just quick, just quick, just quick, just quick
Guys, can we stop the cart? What do you think about that one?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going
There's still speed, there's still speed, no supports
Aw, did we just run on the spot earlier?
It's a six-in-one
Oh my gays!
Okay, nice
wait you look a little sickly today and gel 5.9 out of 10 grimace emoji maybe a
6.3 if you're lucky if they come in this room gonna bum rush them watch this
with my rocks
I missed I missed I missed I missed
Wait, this looks hard
Yeah, I know about that
There's a guy on the next one
Come on, come on, come on
What are you doing?
He's not with us
Okay, well, we trade it
It's the end of the world
Okay, do you know what she's being said?
Wait, they're not gonna lead
That's bad
I'm gonna go left side. I'm not trying to rush.
I'm not trying to rush.
Mizuki half! Half I double directed him!
He's lit! He's lit!
I need bombs.
SIG! SIG IS ROCKED! SIG IS ROCKED!
HE'S GONNA FLAX ME! SIG!
Bro, why does it sound like he's getting...
Wow, wow, 15 of flecks, if I can complete this, we can win.
He was just thinking that actually, he was just thinking that.
Someone's right side there trying to get an angle.
We should push the cart as much as possible because if we lose this fight, we...
I'm not gonna do that then.
We can't really be lost with this.
This thingy rolled on us.
Wait, can we turn?
I'm coming back to farming.
Don't close that thing.
Here they come in.
Nice kill! Nice kill! Nice kill!
I'm on sick! I'm on sick! I'm on sick!
Fluxing! Fluxing!
That's two of them up! That's two of them up!
He missed the rock!
Mizuki won!
Yes! Yes!
Nice!
Ever complain about the null.
Oh my gosh, I'm getting ready!
He gets smoked.
Good voice act.
This is actually his...
Voice act, I don't do that.
to ask you a question you don't mind what's dude what how old are you 36 but
don't judge me I'm I'm I look at spying into my age trust me if you saw me you
know what I'd be talking about no for sure bro
smart, pay done
thank goodness, so Stephie Lamalle, as he fucking bookmarks this part of the stream
as he markers this part of the stream to edit it for a video
I know what you are, Steph, I know what you are, I know what you are, bro
I don't know except nine months just Nathaniel makes that bit of a prime Mikey and boss
Think as the reason wait a minute baked one hundred and four month resub
Wow storm devil is the fourth man prime Metroplex next to prime sub play this short song for me big suit
Monster Hunter frontier G
OST
Can you even count to 104?
I am not listening to another second of that. Yeah, but Steph, as your
Employer, what if I said that I need you to do that for me?
Just like hypothetically
Steph a now if you don't put that in the next video, it'll send my boys to your house
New viewer from flat stream why are you new but ever a compared to him?
A few questions. This is not your first time chatter. You typed 6 days ago, and you all
said you came from flat stream. But more importantly, I noticed that it says that you're marked as
a suspicious user for Band of Asian.
Big man Reinhardt39.
Also, yeah, if you were a true Flats fan, you would refer to him as the king.
I have a lot of questions for you.
What part of you is real?
Also, they use the outside 4 messages in my stream and both times, you've used the...
or 2 of those 4 times, you've used the wrong form of your.
How did you manage that?
Lot of questions for you big man Reinhardt39.
I don't know if you can answer any of them.
me. What does that guy say? My gf beats me 3? What bro?
some guys just have all the luck
I'll put it all on the line We'll make it out to life
Bro that fucking spawned, that was seriously good
Just one more mission
What the hell am I doing?
Now the question is, is SIG a better pool tank or domino?
Uh oh, my domino's dead.
Screw you, screw you.
I'm gonna nano-sink.
See, we watched TMZ was trying to can't see if we're playing NBA 2K, wait what?
We're real news. They poked about me playing 2k. Wait, what'd I do?
Try and check that out. Wait, I'm gonna check that out, actually. You peeked my interest.
Wait, that guy's got shit on.
I can't.
There you go, be careful.
You're wrong.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Help me!
I can't.
Oh, I got needed.
Bro, how can I even hold against them team, by the way?
Oh, I'm missing this.
Oh
You can't wait guys this this way
Guys his old terror by the way
Let's try that again. It's all terrible by the way
only if you are well yeah
she lived through all that hello more low on
We all love deadlock here by the way
Oh my god, bro, how do I afford that? Who do I blame for this guys? Who do I blame for this?
We're huge, babe.
That means Zuki inted a little bit.
We love that.
You're huge.
What you're huge
No, bro, she just presses Ian goes in bone
And five deaths this game is my fault, though, I live in a high dad five times
I'm not used to this oh my it didn't matter there, but like
Wait, what do they say on overwatch GMZ bro
No one fell over us to a stupid have skipped a rush is one more so that sports game with man whiter than himself and I
Think it's 10 likes
See, an actual felon is something that inside of Julek I'm not aware of.
He did 9-11.
Convicted of aiding and abetting a cannibal in the overwatch sphere.
He raided the U.S. Capitol on January 6th.
He'd get in that bag, y'all brokeies wouldn't get it.
The professional dick rider has logged on.
Bro, I literally know what's wrong with him, is I didn't even, like I would have probably
just streamed normal time.
I was trying to get known there, I don't know.
Maybe my fault.
I would have probably streamed normal time if I didn't have the sponsor.
Oh, yeah, Vendetta has her own stash in here.
Guys, we're gonna win. Don't even sweat it.
He's Drop Maxing? Slime you get it, bro.
God, I fucking love screen if you love slime.
Wait, maybe Bastion owns Domino.
No, what a shield
I'm doing so much
Okay, actually maybe not my fault
real quick about it you know
yeah the irony here is that you actually started playing over
before you normally would because of the sponsor doesn't really make sense
what
I don't know why that was so hard actually wait maybe support gap on the lobes
bro I don't that was fucking hard game I don't know maybe it's my fault you have a
That's fine. I'll be right back. Thank you, bro. W glaze
It's because you're a lot I'm lagging
We want your feedback wait, it's gonna leak. Oh my god
How fun is Overwatch extremely fun? How fun is the play of M.R.A.?
It's very fun. How clear is it the play of M.R.A.?
Completely clear. How well balanced is M.R.A.?
I think he's... I almost want to say somewhat too weak.
But...
Overall, how weak slash strong are each of the following parts of M-Rae's kit?
Ultimate, far too weak, Cyberfrag is fine, Siphon Blaster's fine, Subjugated Vitals?
I didn't even know he had ulti, I didn't even know he had a fucking unique passive.
Fine, it's fine.
Take aim is actually pretty good.
And then there, good enough.
How clear is it to use M-Rays abilities?
It's...
I don't know, what does that mean, clear?
Slightly clear.
And then I'll just go like this, I guess, I don't know.
To what extent do you agree with the following statement?
I believe there are scenarios I would play Emre over other deep damage heroes.
I almost want to strongly disagree this, but I'll go slightly disagree.
Oh my god!
You're late game, dude!
You when someone gets shot waste line you should have seen her earlier, bro. I had a nasty nose bleed. I
Was leaking earlier, bro
Super TF is stable, please god.
Okay but why did he tweet that?
Brother was actually just tweeting bullshit, no?
Why did he tweet that?
Like what?
That's why I'm really like one more time.
So is this what you're telling me?
Mandada is stable?
I think the new hero is pretty strong, Jetpack Cat and Domina are very strong.
M.R.A. seems kind of weak, Enron might be just like right in the middle, and then who am I
forgetting?
Mizuki?
I haven't really- I'm not really sure on him yet, honestly.
I
Am I a fucking tickle monster
Wait the robot
Wait, so my passive procs earlier and I heal 30 instantly?
I don't even know that, bro.
Well, I'm a part bitch so I couldn't even help.
What can you do?
Jewel Trooper on Roadhog, huh?
In Houston now? I do want to go to one of those AOT fine sixes, but maybe I should.
But I'd actually be doing more as past here.
You would?
It's okay, I'm tanking my DPS rank so we can have more of a bride.
Thoughts on that?
W?
Yeah, bro, you're a soldier. I agree.
Like, what does he even do?
no way bro I'm pretty sure she's got a
no regular too but I swear I saw one of
those with a bust on her and took no
damage or whatever
Okay, she goes for some bullshit.
Hey bro!
What is this character?
I'm stuck. Oh my god, I was not near the stairs at all.
He just does nothing bro. That's kind of what I feel like. I
Actually thought he was gonna be strong, but I'm like completely swayed the opposite direction
I think it's your team not the heroine we do the right or we have a hospital
Ummm...
I mean...
That was okay.
Bye.
I'm gonna go.
And like his all is just so ass-cracked
At Overwatch, I need a PC so I can play again, please help.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, we put that there.
Help me!
Like, I'm here to do cast, bro!
We need to put a stop to that push.
Cast is just better? I feel like he is.
I'm here to do cast, bro.
guys I go cast we instantly won the fight
What does that mean?
Neon Cassie? What's your one?
Try to recall.
Push it on.
Oh my oh no, I could have killed both of them there.
gun does more damage than m-raised per burst yeah
I hit every shot when she's nano, then she's not nano, that's the worst thing, what?
Like bro, what's wrong with me?
Okay, I need every shot except for the ones that matter.
What's going on here, guys?
Guys, is Hog broken? Discuss.
What?
Hey guys, how'd it go?
Maybe terrible to get.
Feeling a bit lonesome. Where's my team?
Are we seeing this shit?
I
Really there's been like three or four fights in a row
Look at this hot looking fucking jeweltrooper over here. Oh
oh my god
dude someone do something on this team right now right now
Hello? And why is this impossible? Is Jewel Trooper just a goat?
What's going on here man?
Okay, no.
It's not my fault.
Guys, it's actually...
Not my fault.
Okay, I'm going to hit that, oh my god, bitch, not mine, at least.
Don't you fucking dare!
Wait, so why did we beat there by the way?
Guys, I think I'm awful.
How do we beat dualtrooper on the hog?
well guys predicted rank master 3 wait a second guys
guys
the box
ass
Is Moon Moon better?
No, the moon doesn't play this game, bro
Well, why is kelp trying to link me shit about when beniyama when we saw this like two hours ago, bro
He's pissing me off someone do something about him
Someone do something about this guy
Guys, let me not play em right this game
game. Yeah, super. Wait, is that you, Charlie? Yo, dude, I have what? Yo, Matt, thank you.
you want that? Dude I've watched all your videos like since 2020 maybe. That's awesome
bro. I'm in the intro of one too I killed you in one of them. Unlikely. The one where
Ramm gets you off the map on Leesong and you like Genji dash out. I don't think so. I've
actually never died in this game so that was a man but with that one time on
Hanamara I mean that was just not my fault though
but you did die
I've played against you I've literally never done on your team
Doo-dee doo-dee doo-dee doo-dee doo-dee doo-dee.
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Cat on band? Oh, hell!
Nah, bro.
Wait, we can cat-high noon.
Yeah, we can.
Oh, yeah.
Alright, take me away.
Take me away!
I'm gonna take you somewhere man.
Don't you fucking dare drop me off my bed.
Alright, that's my bed.
Am I taking that top? Take it up to the window?
Alright, take me out of here.
huge like what is that oh wait a minute I'm raised crazy what do you think I'm
I want your opinion
Why am I still walking to respond I get it
What no what the hell
I'm in for a catwalk.
I'm a fucking old chug.
Guys, the cat kinda looks like my cat.
Oh really? You have an orange cat?
Don't mind it.
Yeah, and he's got a white belly too, like that.
Oh wow.
Send you a picture of him in the middle.
Do you scratch his belly sometimes?
Yeah, he actually does like that.
Cats usually don't like that, but he looks like that.
Bless you, Bottle Bay.
Thank you, people.
Big sneeze.
W cat. Oh, it's jewel trooper again on fucking hog. I didn't realize
W raise
We almost have finding in chat
Wait, I almost have it all right, let's go
Yeah
I'm gonna search
wait did that the hog get buffed? why is this guy unkillable? his heal lasts longer oh
okay oh that's actually true good point love you fight from us now
I don't know where the fuck is
Are you being taken off the map attack? I'm dead. I'm dead if we don't push up right now. Oh my god
Cat low, cat low, cat low
W, W cat kill
Fat of us
Okay, I have my new we can go silly mode in the sec. Yeah, I'm gonna go on here and then back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually
Yo, they're doing the same thing
Uh-uh.
Keep your hog!
Give me a shot!
I got him.
Oh my god, I got deleted!
Wow.
Jewel trooper.
I'm gonna go Reaper for this guy or Bastion.
I'm gonna walk him in the hole.
Up.
Up he is.
Look at how grown-ass mad.
You sure you're not gonna help me?
Nice please?
Yeah, I'm gonna.
The hog is here in the corner.
Can I get him?
I wanna push him out.
We should push him out.
Shit.
He's doing okay.
Oh, no.
The hog is here in the corner, can I get him?
I wanna push him out, we should push him out.
Did you do it little guy?
I'm out of there, they used nano, that's fine.
I'll see ya, what the hell, what a grown man can't get up here?
What the hell are we talking about?
What is that cat?
I don't know right now, can't you one homey homey
Yeah, I'm probably not a fucking dad.
Oh, no.
Jewel trooper claims another way I got high noon.
Yeah.
Give me out of here.
I'm on the wrong
I think I need to play cast against jetpack cat am I crazy wait, maybe cat bash
Oh
Okay
Okay, I should have ordered someone else you don't say someone else you definitely showed
That's fine
Not again
You sound higher pitch
It's a higher pitch in game, huh?
Yeah, then the videos
What's that there to see picture voice?
No, he's not pitch my voice down then two months too many
Wait, what if I went Bastion and you dragged me around as the cat?
I thought it would be too easy to hit though.
I'll fucking drag you around, dude.
Wait, am I ass or is Emery bad, by the way?
I think he's pretty good.
I feel like he's not good.
I think, uh, I mean, I think the cat and the...
I think this might not be a good idea but we can try this because I feel like I'm gonna be so easy to hit but I'm fine.
No.
How much can I heal when I'm being dragged?
Depends on our mercy I think.
No, don't you don't you heal me a little bit when you drive it?
Yes, wait, oh, yeah, I guess something girl. What's up, bro?
All right
Is it weird like it's a weird
Well, hold on hold on hold that door real quick. Give me all this on up top. Give me on the other top
Okay, so I'm getting slight how why is the hog up here like what the hell how does this guy know?
He's just sitting here
Stop yelling at me
We can walk right side
I look back how my look she was already gone like what?
I'm just gonna hit him the baddest need of a life
Okay, I did all my shots, I'm gonna get him
I'm sick
I'm gonna get him
I'm sick
I'm gonna get him
I'm sick
I'm gonna get him
I'm sick
I'm gonna get him
I'm sick
I got it.
Get to low!
Get to the next one!
Clomp, Clomp, scratch him!
Scratch his eyes out, bro!
I got it.
Going to die.
Guys, they're getting point pressure.
Oh, yeah, man.
watch the nade though
I'm going to be close to him
nade?
come on, come on, come on
oh, me too!
I got Genji!
nice
I still feel like Cass is better, but...
Where you set me up, bro?
Oh, pop here?
We're giving it to you, pop here.
Massive?
Yeah, we're seeing a bag, a little bit.
bro
I'm old today, I'm angry
I was like I helped you
I'm dead.
Did you what?
Bro, what is happening?
I think I just got my cast, honest to God.
You're picking up Flaming and you're trying to...
What are we doing in there, bro?
Wait, get Tank Form and be an AC 130?
Oh, how?
I'm getting angry.
Oh God, Hog's here. Hog's here. Turn around.
What is this fucking creep is what we doing can this guy get a job, bro?
He was lucky dancing. No, he was literally emoting to see around the corner, bro
What?
What the heck?
Ha ha ha!
Can you look through?
I'm not even going to look through.
I'm still above, by the way.
If I'm going to fire grab that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Can you look?
I'm not even going to look through.
This hog play is perfect.
It's fucking overwashed, bro.
I'm going to sleep.
Get this fucking hog.
Hog behind.
Why don't we just push?
Why don't we just push though?
Like, if he's behind?
He's behind
Guys at the hot just behind one of these walk forward thoughts on that idea I might have been the one that made him drop
That's a lot of you
There's a hot look in a spawn candy. I'm not walking out of spawn so I know it's a no he's tough
I'm losing my mind guys. I can't handle this hog. He's too big. Okay, let's find the world. What can you do?
Poxic bullets, holy fuck it'd be so nice to get hogged wouldn't it?
Like the biggest counter hogged.
I'm just dead.
Oh, are you lit off?
I literally cancel my fucking if I don't cancel it he did doesn't hit that hook like what
Yeah
Well
No, I got it just blame me just blame me. I'm a dumb fucking chud and just blame me
I'm gonna
Just kidding bro, she's out wait
Is that not like kind of disgusting though with fucking jetpack cat? She just takes the hog to high ground every fight
But he's got the rotate he just fucking gets flown up there
Hey guys
Cracks my back hold on oh
Oh my tank the obscene actually all these are good for domino what the hell
But my eyes are getting heavy, what the hell.
Alright, I think they just wanted to have a silly character in the game for like a week.
Maybe not even a week, but they'll nerf the Jetpack cats soon.
What would you nerf about the cat?
I mean there's so many different things you could do to nerf the cat.
You can nerf the cat's health to 200.
You could decrease how fast you fly, you could make it so that staying on the grapple is
not indefinite, like give it a timer.
Oh, we banned Domina!
Oh, they, I mean they did, but like, what the hell?
tethered lame.
less damage while tethered?
Right
There's some chatter
Hello.
Three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
The barrier is here.
My bashings are dead.
What?
Don't stop.
Am I looking at that?
No.
The barrier cannot withstand much more.
The barrier is rolling.
But this M-Bison skin is so tough by the way.
Okay, where's my team going?
I was noticing my team is just dead.
Wait?
I think that's like perfect sync by the way.
Like actually flawless SIG.
I should have been a bit of a choice.
Psycho Fusher!
Wait.
I was a whole team.
Oh my god bro, my team is getting flat and a little bit on the lobes.
Nice fucking TP.
I could've watched this
Yeah, yeah, we could've watched it
We're not even gonna get that, bro!
So sad
I'm one, I'm one
I mean, this thing's dead
Alright, I mean, I'd better...
I don't think that's good, I think it's sinking a considerable chunk of time into Deadlock. Every other game feels like shit.
Is this a common feeling?
Well, Deadlock is really good. I can't lie. I think Valve has done a great job with Deadlock.
Okay, I'm actually now convinced Emre might be like one of the worst characters in the
The more I think about it and the more I play with him in games, I think he's actually really bad
Guys what's happening here? I got some problems going
I
Think it's a it's a numbers problem. It might be a numbers problem. You just feel so shit
I'll help you, even though you're dead.
That's cool, I mean...
I just hope...
Wait, just keep taking the car, they're on our high ground, like...
Fuck it!
Oh my god, bro.
I'm not too mad.
Wait, W, Eric, Eric!
Rarely rewards over confidence
Oh, wait, I'm good. Well, it happens
I'll be a hard push
get out of the hole, get out of the hole, get out of the hole
fuck
wait, I don't know bro
hey, hugginer
I already got back and fielded soon, what about
Okay, this is actually so disgusting by the way like I I have to shield and then they fucking
the
Bastion form so then I shift and then the vendetta goes on me
They've got to go to Zarya, but I don't know
I don't need a thing, you don't love me, I'm not me
Wow
That all this guy's terrible
How the hell do you get sent over there?
I don't see that
Oh my Juno, no that's bad
Is he out of there?
Oh
Is that you sitting up? I heard that.
You know, honest to God, maybe I have to just go Zarya.
If I'm not gonna, like, they just, the Vendetta, if I use Shift against the Bastion Shift,
then the Vendetta just walks at me and they have Speed Ring and...
Yeah.
I think Zarya's good.
You go Zarya?
They should've get nerfed, but...
I think she's gonna fuck up.
Let's go Maga on her, guys.
Why not?
Yo, QTJ on this episode in Texas, and S-N-D-D, S-N-D-D, uh, Red Steel, Echo 2K Lover, and Maginari, and Okame,
and big mama mochi and Johnny Mac
You listen to the persona OST to rage bait persona fans
I want you to do me a favor and explain what rage bait means in this context. What do you mean rage bait, bro?
Who's being rage baited by what?
How does not hit me?
Okay, they might actually, Zarya might be a terrible idea. I think they're just gonna blow me up.
I don't think they're even gonna care about giving me energy because I'm just gonna get...
Yeah, like that, Kandana? Just like that.
Guys, Zarya might actually be a terrible idea if we int.
We gotta chill.
Guys, I think their team is drafted the perfect comp.
Like what the hell am I looking at?
So Zivo?
Yeah, but then the Vendetta just flops me.
Hard.
I get rocked and then the Vendetta slams me to the ground.
I'm dead.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
And I have no speed ring.
Now's my chance to push forward.
Let's go Zivo.
now we chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill do not in do not in do not in that's
called in thing vendetta I'm fading out of fading okay now we take space let's go let's
go I get it right now back back back chill chill chill leave that your form I can get
He's bubbling the- oh!
Bubble you!
That was my best half bank attention.
I almost have grabbed, no more change.
Very wonderful.
I can call everything, but we gotta be very precise.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can I start walking a little bit?
Back to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to.
I mean, that might be dead, but I have both of them.
I have both of them, so.
Can we take space though? Can we take space though?
I don't want to let that ring.
I almost have grabbed.
I have grabbed, wait, wait, wait.
Listen every time they speed ring we have to fucking chill. We went after they speed ring.
I got a bandit here by the way maybe.
I can blow you again bandit.
I mean I gave you both bubbles bro.
Why can't I get rooted? Why is rooted a thing?
My team sucks. I don't know bro.
Well, honestly, I think they just have like a perfect call.
I mean, I know how to fight their engages so well, but...
Do it better?
I thought...
I pressed it before.
Yo, wait, we can go right now if we speed!
Yeah.
I didn't get it.
Yeah, we have to fight this side so there's so much crypto.
Oh, I gotta...
I'll open the door, though.
Oh my god, this motherfucker likes to eat!
Man!
Yeah, Vendetta, you gotta try a little bit, bro. I think.
That's uh, you'll call me crazy
Well, I feel like they're like fucking hard, Collier. This is crazy, bro.
This is actually insane.
I could grab this.
Oh, man.
Oh
I think we have
Kiriel soon. Someone get in the cart. We have to hold right here.
They're gonna be on us.
I wanna sell out.
Oh, holy shit.
We're at the point now!
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
I have graft soon, 60.
What a bull.
Why'd you have to fight right then, speed ring?
They used speed ring and they used Bastion form.
They can't do anything for like 5 seconds.
We had to fight right then or we lost wasn't a choice by the way
Well view that if you want
There's you do you scream and get ready to fight get ready to fight three seconds
I'm so in
Oh, shot. I did not grab.
I just saw your- come top, come top. Oh.
Chase him, I have to get out.
Staggering, I'm gonna die.
Okay, I have grabbed, I mean.
two seconds in a row
Alright, nice try guys
Defeat!
Shoulda went Maga
Yep, that was the problem for sure
Yeah
The Maga woulda saved the game bro
Yep, for sure
Play of the game
I did the rank, GM3.
We go again.
So, what did you cue, Marvel Rivals Comp, Offstream, 2 days ago?
What did you just say?
You must have the wrong guy.
Did I cue Marvel Rivals Comp, Offstream, 2 days ago?
If so, you sold me Elobad.
You must have the wrong guy.
You must have the word you must be we're making jokes now in chat bro last blade
Making jokes in chat
Yeah bro I think M-Ray might actually be terrible.
DPS are you picking him over bro? That's what I'm saying like I think every hits can just builds his role better than him
three
Like you're not playing him as a dive character, I feel like
Poke carry if you're playing a poke comp
I feel like ash does better if you want to flank and be goofy go soldier
Obviously Widow is long range and then like Rush comps he does nothing as well
And like counter dive you go cast
Friday through YouTube and bend your videos hopefully you and Steph give it a good work. Hey, thanks, bro. Thanks golden Bobby Timmy I
Don't know though
yeah his name might be like a saving grace but let's see if it looks like
I see a pig boy, he goes fucking M right this game
Oh, he's on somber
Or someone's on somber
Nope, no that man
Oh, I'm behind you, I'm behind you
Fuck
I went to the kill
I think we need a full reset me thinks.
Which is crazy.
Like I said when I saw him I thought he was going to be busted.
I was completely wrong.
Alright maybe there's a little more bounce maybe he'd be a better character then.
Oh, they are just like everywhere and nowhere.
Why did she goop?
She's got her killed.
That goop was not actually got her killed.
That one, that one.
Me on cast?
What the fuck is this, bro?
Snotty finger down?
How to wall balance in this game?
You can't.
I was joking
I'm over here somewhere
I W we come point
So I'm gonna be on your point
like bro this is what i'm talking about by the way like silver bullet i i do think it's
good but like the fag fan is such it's so fucking good
They should bring back 70 damage, fan the hammer,
that could also headshot thoughts.
That's what we have.
Are you actually playing in the Crayon Street Brawl turn?
What is, what is that?
It, what?
Crayon?
Like Crayola?
What are you talking about, bro?
I dodged it too, and I'm still dead.
Hello guys, I'm back to the fight.
Try the new cast Talon, what is it again?
Oh, the health on roll, nah, no I don't think so.
I
I'll win tonight
I thought if I just afk'd he would miss.
He almost did.
I was kind of surprised that hit me three fully
You know Cassidy
On my life
I have finally seen the trash against their team
No, they're just like, they're just in us. They're just so deep in me. Like, I don't...
Wait, regroup up with all...
Oh my god, you're so big Winston.
Okay, why why does he why is it trying to be like so nonchalant and chill mizuki?
I was taking the point but he was wandering like why does he think like
like bro thinks he's tall for a while
No, we're good.
On the lobes.
On the lobes, we're chillin' bro.
I'll just go ahead and drop.
Both Q-Ri and Soldier are one.
Oh, I'm actually fricked here, I think.
Pop.
Wait, Q to cleanse if you don't do something with that.
I want to touch the floor.
Wait, huge, easy feel.
Wait, Mizuki might be really fucking good, actually.
Like on the hikes, that all might be fire.
Click zoom in or zoom plus shoot you can hold right click to zoom and then left click and shoot or silver bullet
Wait, they might make dire triggers base kit?
Say your trolling.
Okay, there they are.
Oh, well got rocked.
Well got coughed.
Okay.
Well done, powered and ready to fire.
That is one of the all-towns you ready to settle up?
Settle it.
Bro, why does it feel like there's one person in every single one of these games that's just pooping their pants?
Have you guys noticed that? The games that I'm in?
Then why is Clyde 7 and 7 with 3,800 damage?
Okay, I like what?
Is this the rank we said?
What is this? What is this? What is this?
yeah
hey wait a minute
wait a minute
I want to get a little rush
play fast
I'm gonna miss you
you fucking chard
sorry
flash out a little bit there.
This ends now.
God damn it, man.
How about that?
I don't know.
Not bad at all.
Good work, partner.
Oh my gosh, though.
Oh yeah, it doesn't eat rocks, you're right.
What do you got a body block for me though?
Wait but no no no actually if he mezuki holds me there then body blocks to rocks is the
best play in the world.
By the way.
this is low
wait this is super nice
oh i'm also dead though
you can run if you now
Come the lash all right, I'm done playing with you
Snotty finger I've always found that guy's name party. I don't know why
Snotty finger
Hmm, hmm.
Uh-oh.
Time perfectly, like a boss.
Okay, wait, um...
He's half.
He's still a wicker.
I'm dead.
Wait, I'm alive somehow?
What the hell?
Can I feel bad for me or what?
Right, I'm the one running around!
One more!
No! I'm just running!
Ding ding ding!
Oh, it's him!
Oh my f***ing!
Oh my fucking...
Oh my character is so hard!
Nooo!
Dengie!
He's behind!
I got two.
We're in team.
Holy fuck.
See one, see one.
We just can't.
We're in fight, fight, fight, fight.
Oh my god.
They're throwing the game.
Smartest Neno of your life by calling it. Oh my god. Omega big
By the way for what it's worth if you miss you to me when I high noon that first time I would have got rocked anyway
But if you body block the rock after you popped old
Let me save it what do you got for me bro
Wait, this is a giant, meetings!
Give me those calibration points I need it bro.
Guys, when am I going to get off by the way?
and bt-dubs
twenty four hours stream
guys don't play
don't play with me like that
I got here.
Dominar!
Jews, heroes, Japan.
and
I dominated
But he's the cat band? Thank god.
Yeah, she's pretty.
Wait, so how many characters are in this game now?
Wow.
Overwatch?
Where'd they go?
Overwatch so far?
Yeah, I think I got to see myself play a little bit of this game.
Damn.
Darling these cost more than 50 of you guess you can't buy good taste
You see unimpressed with the new patch brother wait, I'm what boy, I'm playing five hours of this shit almost six hours of this
The hell
What am I about to be saying right now?
Here's
You're a watch you do that bro. I had an NBA 2k sponsor this morning. What do you want from me man?
I'm ready when you are
Bro, the range perk on her is insane, no?
I'm looking for all of your team.
Probably a bunch of cantons, by the way.
Okay, a bunch of counters might counter through hard.
Can we see in that shit?
They definitely have to increase her old charge time, I think, though.
Uh-oh.
Perk is a gross skill, I forgot about that one
On the low, I think he's a little broken
So we're saying? Oh no, cool
Wait
Nooo!
Where'd you put your one?
I'm going, I'm going
Bummer
Ohhhh
What's that hole?
So, there's one of us on the back.
On the back.
I'm trying to kill, though.
Wait.
No!
The break!
Where's my man?
Oh, jeez.
Why'd you do this?
Where's me?
Phone?
I
Okay, I think I realize how simple it is to help your team up for all
It's not gonna get any of this much value, honestly
like it's very easy to break that wall actually on the low
I just fact figured I'm a stupid shot
No, I didn't wait 10
I don't know. Wait a minute.
Almost got me in that mirror.
Come on, a little bit.
Waste shield like a boss.
No, this character is disgusting though, but I have older team, I don't fight maybe I
rest a little bit, I'm number 5.
Actually, maybe we don't even need...
Huge.
Wow.
Yo, what do you think of M-Ray bro, your thoughts?
I think he sucks
Straight up ass
Well I'm fighting on this corner with all
I can win there
Where are they even touching? What's happening?
It was
Where they at bro?
Where?
They uh...
Hey guys
The car
Favorite of the new heroes
I like Domina. I like Domina. I really like playing Sieg, so when I saw she was like a poke tank, like Sieg.
kumar jokes aside domina is fun as hell bro i wasn't making any fucking kumar
jit gooner jokes bro all i said was she's pretty and i said that i like
planar bro i wasn't making any gooner jokes at all
another one of marzia's laugh is let's hope you're not as dim as the rest
you're insulting me she's no shoes
darling these cost more than 50 of you
I guess you can't buy and text.
Look who's meeting that goal.
What an efficient worker.
What an efficient worker you are.
Brings back memories.
I value your dedication.
No, bro, they're not gonna add a fucking good boy line to any character.
Well, maybe they will, honestly. I can't say they won't, but like...
I don't I don't I don't think so. I mean more rivals out of the good boy freaking
you know
The the emote for the lady Loki
She sims a sister. No, they are both. She's like
What is she she works for Vishkar Industries? She's in boss. Yeah
Yeah.
Well, this is like, my music is crazy by the way.
How many boots has this guy got?
This guy's fucking obsessed with it.
Wait, this big one's being tanked.
One more one two.
Huge.
Her aura is so useless I feel like.
And Hawkerage.
She got Moira's Labrat bro, I know.
old it's better the more people you hit with it like if you walk into a team and you hit like
four people with it like it's so so fucking disgusting
I
Constructing my barrier
Hey there yes, yes
Get me some praise
Well, die
Just taxi taxi fast
if you in chat I'll say good work that's that's you know you got it yeah but
it's like kind of weird cuz like sometimes it like opens up the the wheel
anyway I don't know like even if you tap it yeah yeah I check now here wait look
Look at my 20-0? Holy fuck, I'm nasty.
Wait, does she look- does- do her eyes pan down in that fucking pilot intro?
Did she like, her eyes are panning down at you.
Wait Doomfist is the only character in the hero gallery without lore?
Oh, he is!
Interesting.
At SuperTF, Mercy Pits.
Did you just want to join Talon or Overwatch?
I joined Overwatch!
There's no way it's been 50-50 exact the whole time I've been playing.
Bro, I hope we get a lot more cinematics.
That'd be so fire.
Like the reign of talent. I hope we get so many more of these.
we're not yeah maybe not wait um bro blizzard is such good cinema dude I've
been saying this for years dog blizzard actually has the best cinematics in the
industry like I don't care anybody says bro you can't like and they have for
fucking like over a decade it is what it is man
better than riot yeah yeah actually bro when I was a kid and I watched the
Lich King trailer, I thought that was it. I thought that was the fucking pinnacle of gaming.
And quite frankly, I think that might have been right.
Oh my god, Diablo Cin- Brother, go watch the Diablo 4 intro cinematic or reveal cinematic and compare that to any League of Legends cinematic.
The Diablo 4 that is fucking crazy
But why are some people in chat trolling me why are some people saying arcane arcane is not a cinematic
What are we? Why are we typing?
I'm being baited stop baiting me it's just nostalgia you emitted it brother
first of all I did not admit it was nostalgia second of all how is Diablo
4 nostalgia wait that was like seven years ago
we don't watch two isn't waiting a minute
that was like six years ago six seven actually six to seven years ago
no bro the Diablo four like straight up the Diablo four cinematic is on a
a different level and I stand by that I want to listen to a song
listen to that song by the way seeing seeing Ricky Martin at the fucking
Super Bowl yeah throw this shit on
Ricky Martin looks good as fuck for us as I know, bro!
Activation is activated.
They have a Runtrick.
What the carrot god.
Come on.
This is not like Domino here, you wanna see Domino?
There she is, bro.
There she is.
Still live, I'm gonna go offline, bro.
Honestly, I probably will soon.
Still alive, I'm gonna go offline bro. Honestly, I probably will soon. I gotta like, stretch and chill.
I gotta chill a little bit. Bro, I'm still gonna do that. Those 2K lobbies earlier were actually funny as fuck.
But I'm not even alive. Like, even like, for a sponsor bro, those...
The Omelagin and the...
Cheese and Bear Beef? That shit was so funny.
Why does she walk faster than I do?
Yeah, run one run one by the way.
What?
Bro, I'm going to watch that back.
I cannot believe how he hit each Omelagan with the exact same tone cadence.
It was like a soundboard, bro.
my nose is running oh I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna like
Come on, come on, come on.
Try and look at me.
I'm gonna be the no-toss.
First, I'm chatting here.
Why is he playing better in the YouTube videos?
Oh, you know, this Steph is on a fucking slander
campaign against me and I'm firing him soon.
Hey, the widow's going crazy, though.
They're going to run!
All big friends, the G, we have no healers here by the way, so I would...
I didn't know those things were super, that's crazy.
Now you know.
I'm alive.
Me, you're on...
I'm the worst human being alive, I should be fucking killed.
I've got a fate that could accommodate that bro can I be sober with you for a second?
I've been so like brain-rotted today that I read that and I thought that meant you were
going to suffocate me with your armpit and then I realized you were talking about the
the shit fit. I'm not gonna lie. Like I'm not, I'm not in it right now, bro. Great idea.
Come here. Fine. I guess you are my little pod champ. Come here. Come here.
I
What actually I'm gonna go
You're a good singer, thanks
guys I'm finding a lot of games with MRA you just lose by the way
this shit by the way
kill him kill him
wait, there you go
fuck bro
and I'm out
how good is MRAC a better soldier? no
I think he's bad, I think he's really bad
My ankles, what's happening?
Wow, that guy should be dead 20 times over.
Nice, we've been a bit in this fight.
When someone's not playing hero though, I'm not the bad no-go.
I think he's actually really bad.
I think he's actually so bad.
Wait, we're gonna look and push as far as they can and I'm running out of blades. I left them coming to us
Little star back
Actually, yeah, cute three two
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you had I I
Sorry
I love why I thought she had
I'm stupid
I'm a guy that I've been live for too long. I've been live for too long
That's not very small true actually
If you could actually we could run then again Jack. Yeah
I
Ah
Chilled that man
Damn it. Just my ball move the one
Can I play my honor fighting their mic, their thoughts
Come on, do that!
I'm going bash here.
No, Mizuki is a... man.
The Jacob Lash has joined my pit fight.
Come here.
I guess you are my little pod champ.
Balance the cat?
They can do a few different things.
They can lower the cat's health.
They can decrease how fast you fly.
They could make it so that the ally grapple isn't indefinite.
I'm just not going into the fucking form because they don't have speed and they're not walking
in so I'm just gonna left click until they decide to do something.
There's nothing more than a wild genuine fun, bro.
It's getting fun.
I've been saying this for a while, and you guys are going crazy.
Woohoo!
They cast me by themselves.
The amount of people playing this game today is really good.
Yep.
Woo-hoo!
They cast main by themselves
Why don't play today, bro help me
What are you doing?
I'm gonna kill you!
Kill him! Kill him!
Such one!
Wait, we just show him.
Don't feed. Don't feed.
Don't feed.
Alright, I'll re-fucking like...
Can this guy get a job, bro?
Wait!
I mean, recently I've been having a lot of fun with deadlocks, so...
Well, I also play both.
What do I mean?
LeBron James headband, why are you bullying an on sub?
What are you doing, bro?
Zoning for 8 seconds?
0 for Marcus?
More, more, more!
I'm out of ammo.
Wait, Bastion is so big. I just ate all those Freya fuckin' bolts right in my mouth
What the hell? Stop emoting, Chud!
Wait, it's tomorrow or Thursday?
Wait, is Apollo coming tomorrow? I hope it is Wednesday.
What day is it today?
What's he doing to the left, just come out?
Guys, what do you think about holding here a little bit and spamming them out?
I'm not like too aggressive, like on the bridge.
What is LeBron James headband saying bro?
They should make Aga but Maga and he's orange and ugly.
When you ask a Democrat to stop being political for 10 minutes, I'm 18 years old and don't know what a Republican or Democrat is, I was just making a joke, man.
No problem. Just don't be on the wrong side of history.
What is this guy saying, bro? Why is this guy fucking trolling people, man?
Oh
Should I take a shit open fucking twitch on your phone man, so I can all say shit like that
I'm like dude. Don't you guys have twitch on your phone? Don't you don't you guys have phones?
I'm rolling dice DPS
guys but this might be LG I'm pooped might be LG pooped and I got a P and
He's late.
Super are you racist?
No.
I'm not.
Now arriving at these.
No, I'm not racist, bro.
Alright, but what if I ran an M-Ray for one more game?
Oh, there- I wonder if people are leaving so many games.
I don't know what to call him on the line.
Who cares, Kiriko, about your fucking Hashimoto party?
Holy fuck we got big boss
Kani wins
Wait is that big boss
I love you, bro. Thank you, bro. Are you actually the boss? I'm I'm the boss.
Hello
Kept you waiting
Wait guys, why am I without
What the fuck is big boss you're like you're solid barely you wouldn't get it
why aren't you on mray bro i think that guy sucks
i'll pop him real quick
i saw a little grapple over there i'm not dumb
appreciate
I
Won't
Don't worry shape you see little parents
And super here guys
What
Oh
He's like a
I just hear up top fuck
Yeah, we're doing the Domino's seems kind of tough I can't lie
Oh, wow.
That's my design.
I have it on the panel.
This day is brilliant.
She's aggro on the side.
No.
Walhacks is cheating.
Check me out here, though.
I did it for you bro.
I did it just for you bro.
He's up there on your speed.
Nice.
Another 24 hour?
No bro.
I can't.
Not today.
No.
Or ever actually.
I don't know why I said today.
I'm gonna fucking change that.
One can hide from my sight.
You're most like having me at home.
Got mine.
Bro, when you do get a winner.
I've always been good.
My W shield.
Let's get out of here before we feed.
I'm lagging bro. We don't want to back
I'm lagging bro. I'm lagging. Music. Yeah, I'll talk to music.
If it is play the game I hope so.
Thank you big boss, thank you big boss.
Stand behind you.
No heal guys, no heals.
Yeah, no heals.
Got you big man, it's alright bro.
Thank you Ibu.
That's so lovely.
We'll take it out
We're on the back I got fucking shoved into a wall
I'm gonna grab me with her strong metal arms and shove me into the wall
I can't kill them, I'm gonna ask.
Time to teach these bugs some nonsense.
Domino push lowkey better than Sigma Rock? Let's not lie.
Sigma Rock, you get a full fucking left click punch on somebody?
You can't even charge up one left click on Domino.
Where is it back? Right.
Where they is?
Zodge is not going to leave, no the odds are DPSing it's the ball and we can't kill her.
She's cheating.
She's still in spawn there, how's that possible, the fuck?
Wait, is the spawn broken or what?
She's actually like just sitting there.
What do I do?
Oh my god, the range increased, scare me.
Oh my god!
Guys?
Help big boss!
Dude, I'm doing everything for that man.
No!
No no no no no no!
Wait, check here, I'm about to kill one.
Witness me.
I'm peeping, I'm peeping.
I'll witness someone.
Oh, I'm one HP, help me, help me!
You're good, bro, I can't work it.
Help me!
I
Skipping
Guys, I'm gonna do nothing over there. I'll be honest
I own the scrapple shop by the way
All right, here we go
You want a fucking all
Maybe you are
Honestly, I got off just one Genji water earlier. Oh
My fucking eyeballs, but I want to rip them out and dunk them in water
Yeah, I saw you playing in rare here
Sucked ass
Oh, he's so good he's terrible
Tear your iris out, what did you just say?
So good, bro
You know we're gonna get active, right we're gonna get active fucking win
right right right guys why are we pretending not like the song
wait wait let me go out of spawn here let's get I'll give it one life
Okay, chill, I'll pop it out. Okay, I'll pop it out.
Tough, that's tough, bro.
That was crazy.
She's probably hiding in the bushes, I don't know.
Bro, you're not building a good life, it's okay.
I'm pretty sure you can use them for a right day.
He's one evil.
Am I dead?
I'm gonna get you South
I'm pushing this Mizuki
That's who
I think I'll bash him
That's me
I didn't see her!
How do we lose that guys?
What happened?
She's definitely worse, but
but
guys is over me
I have blade
I'm still dead as little right now for funsies
This isn't the coolest blade I got you bro
I got you, witness me
Witness me
We're gonna pop some streaming scrims? I mean I think it's fine though. Why not?
Push cart and then I'm looking for a blade maybe. Hold, you guys gonna wait a sec,
you guys gonna wait a sec. Gonna let cart push, we're gonna let them walk up.
Oh, like a blade section.
Yeah, well they also got an added in walled in
Yeah
I mean guys we just pushed the car for so long. I think it's actually fine
Look up why we got that what so we're cheating. What is that? What is that fucking passionate?
guys i'm at the box
why she fell
what? my bash is dead?
oh how do i belive? fuck it
okay this widow is treating
i've seen enough
Okay, there's what I was treating I've seen enough
How do you win this by the way
I know it's a little fucking thing there, I don't want to walk out.
I know it's there.
Got it.
should just stay widow no I mean like even if I die like three times so they're
like one for their widow if I kill her for like a fight we should win you know
what I mean it's like why it's actually so fucking stupid this is not my last
game I can't fucking have my last game be against a widowmaker that's on one
Havana, like we're not moved by this, but we are not moved by this at all
the last game. But it was broken. Uh, Giggies? We're not moved. We're not moved. Nobody's
move by the way nobody's moved by that
But does she have a hallowed intro?
I'm going always the one and five oasis
select your hero
This is an Emory angle.
I think the character is terrible.
dead is gonna play him vendetta I could go vendetta damn bro everyone just
bans the cat isn't that crazy everyone just fucking bans the cat
Why is she not playing on run?
I don't know.
I think she's kind of tough to play.
I don't think she's terrible.
But she's a little tough.
Someone needs to fill this set
We'll give it all we've got hope that's it all right. Let me lock in for this last game of the night. Shall we let me find
Bro my drops I've been live for 12 hours. What do you want from me? Oh, what do you want for me?
Overwatch is number one on Twitch right now, I'm interested in online for 12 more hours.
Guys, I can't do a 24 hour, I ain't got that in me.
Guys, I ain't got a 24 hour on me, I'm sorry.
I'm going to use it as much, I'm tapping into all my fucking energy for this game, ready?
That's bad.
Okay, whatever you said.
I'm ready. Please go.
We should probably regroup your team. We're split.
Okay, 8% left on accuracy?
That's all right.
I'll be low.
We're below, we're below.
I
Smoky
Come on
I
But right there like that was actually getting like that fucking push I swear the visual is like I don't know maybe that's just me
I think I gotta change that visual a bit on her shelf like it doesn't look right where we can find you now here, maybe
Yay, let's wait. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied.
That's what I mean. The visual of it, I swear, it's bigger than the hitbox, which makes
me really freaking angry.
I
My mind's in pink way big
Shoot me shoot me
We're having a hundred humanity
I'm aggressively running at them and they just stay high ground.
So I'm gonna smoke you
Thank you, bro. Oh
My god his neck just snapped
Last game of the day and still running 5 ads. You know I'm up to run 6. Fuck it.
Just for you.
You are not built for this game. Whatever you are. That's scary.
Did they go Ramatra? Damn, bro. Times get tough, we go Ramatra. I'd be embarrassed, personally.
I couldn't kill both of them. Oh my god, oh my god. If I peek, left click, flash, left
click, and headshot both of them, they're both dead. Oh my god.
the cat might need to die this season yeah we are we are taking the cat to to
the pound we are
Oh, I know what I'm trying to do.
I don't key lost cup on this game, but finally I hit again.
Oh, it's good man.
Oh my!
I almost showed.
Let the Kitsune guy get you!
I knew it.
Oh, bro, my eyes are fucking cooked, guys.
get glasses brother flow maybe you need glasses
Ding.
Triple kill!
Eugenics is peak? I don't know if it's my kind of game though. I mean I might try it but...
Wait bro, you are not nonchalant in chill bro, who does this guy think he is?
He thinks he's like fucking tough
Get a Cassidy praise
We're rampant, I love you
Oh my god, it looks like she just got pounded.
You're next.
They have no supports, you guys actually remember to be true.
Um, what's up with that?
If you don't do room level 1 in one week, I will commit crimes against humanity?
Well, thanks for making tea bro.
I um, it's not happening next week.
got minecraft agrined from mid-offs.
I have my own anti-hydro.
a uh maybe carry hydra?
oh fuck i'm just running for my life
i actually had a full rotation
without speed boost
oh fuck you
You're closer to 24 hours than zero might as well stick it through guys until you're right now
24 hour streams are not normal do not do that by the way
I got some fucking wallhackers in the game, like what is up with this shit?
Oh, just with the doctor, what are you there?
I don't think you're talking.
There you go.
Search on this store.
Is that my killings off?
No.
Um.
Oh my character is no damage guys my character is useless we see in this
OH HELL NO
Like what does my character even do?
Dude my brain my brain my brain my brain
My ultimate is ready.
That's it, I'm playing Fortnite tomorrow, I've had enough.
I'm finding
Hold up the early assignment, both of them
Shit
You're going to, you're going to, right?
Right at 30
Ah
Oh, so long
Nice!
Niiiiiiiice!
Niiiice!
Bev says Bev.
Alright.
Here's my last one, y'all.
That's my last one, I think or is it now it is
Don't me now
What if I what if I had her in my thing here
One more game
What's her skin?
Oh, she just has recolors.
One more game?
game hmm yeah we bought this in a sense of a price of rote chunk of milk and al
three and haneshi and then a toast and cough filter on owned
oh wow
eh nice new on it no thanks
Oh, yeah, wait guys, Elsa Bloodstone on Friday for Rivals.
It's so true.
So true.
Who is that?
Elsa, Bloodstone.
I think she's a bounty hunter?
Is that right?
If I rip off?
Wait guys, gaming is accelerating at a rapid pace.
We got six deadlock heroes that are all coming out, then we got fucking Overwatch, we got
Rivals, we got fucking A, gaming needs to slow down.
I can't keep up.
I got Minecraft, the speedrun, like gaming, Tekken Season 3, Resident Evil 9.
Alright, I'm pooped, guys.
I'm pooped.
I'm gonna go like, sleep, cause I'm tired as hell.
Thanks for watching, everybody.
I'll see you guys around.
Peace out.
Peace and love.
Peace, peace and love.
um peace and love
stay to play tomorrow I'm not gonna be live for it I don't think what is it
what time is it five maybe maybe I will
maybe
60 minutes it might be a big one we'll see though
hi guys I'm leaving
Have a good one.
Peace and love everybody.
Goodbye.
I will see you around.
I'm gonna go shit.
Thanks for watching.
Bye!