.
I think I'm going to draw this now.
Wow
Yo, what up what up y'all
What up everybody
How's everyone doing you are so fucked with no coaches not true by the way not true
No coach equals lost to Liam that was unlucky that was unlucky
bing-yoo-noop-roop
Does your dad come over to make sure you wake up before 4 p.m.?
Bro, you must think I am incapable of functioning for more than two hours by myself.
Like, you must think I am utterly fucking useless.
this.
Could you wish my old ass a happy thirtieth, love and depreciate would be excited for
the stream.
You have a birthday bro.
Potingas thinks I'm nine months.
Are you prepared for the fraud allegations if you lose?
I'm not loosing bro chill.
I'm not loosing chill.
All right.
Not with that keyboard.
You already lost to Liam?
I did not lose to Liam, I lost to myself.
Okay.
I don't have a child support to pay, so I'm not late.
Question mark?
Did you lose this game or did the jazz win this one?
What?
What are you talking about man?
I had it.
Whoa.
Did you try the Overwatch mobile game?
No.
I did not try it.
However guys, um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you guys know a little bit of a secret.
I knew about it ahead of time.
I knew about it.
Are you sponsored to try it?
They don't even have a fucking, I'm pretty sure it's like still early development, no?
Congrats on the Midos king. Yeah, very early
I'm excited for it well they have this early development
build
Wait they did spell Reinhardt's name wrong
Reinhardt
We're here to win. Ah, we got nice awesome shield. There we go. Yes. This is the one we needed
We're in we're in go straight to the middle hold the middle charge in
Well, I'll check the side room. Okay. This is nothing about this game in particular, but I have to ask
Why do companies, to this day, make these trailers with these, like, fake comms, like,
it's so goofy every single time?
Like the comms in the background of the gameplay?
Why do they do this?
They are
There we go, they're pushing on
in the sights
They just
Getting right right in the middle also why is this run shield huge compared to that Ryan?
Yes, yes
Are there like stadium powers in this I guess so
Yeah, and we're getting fair and I
So guys we tap it into overwatch Russia one you can see they're coming
This looks
Yeah, what up?
I got a little carried away.
Bro, why this soldier?
Why?
Bro, it's like he's moving through like sludge, you know?
Like he's sprinting, but is he sprinting?
Anyways, um, yellow, maybe, um, yeah, we'll be playing this one.
The talking in this hour rush trailer remind me of this.
What is this relax i'll handle it i am the angler relax i'll handle it i'm kidding
the architect and the builder they arrive calmly from their escalator
I've never seen this bro
I've never seen that shit
You're either perfect
Or you're not me
Yo Tonka Tronkana Sordes, it's my friend Prime
Congrats on the mid-off's king, thank you bro
But we're on to new ventures today
We're playing the- we're in the jerk-offs today.
Okay.
Why'd he name it that? I don't know.
No, did not just wake up.
Fix my strings, are they fucked up?
When did the jerk off start? Here, I'll show you guys. I'll just take a screen cap of this.
Alright, we'll just take a screen cap.
Welcome to the jerk class, the event will start at 3pm at PT, so 90 minutes from when
he sent this.
Confidence are Ludwig Eboseps, Siwa Super Liam, Billy Blocks Crenios, Stans, Masayoshi
Suiji Juicy. Format, single elim. So it starts off in a huge lobby with 12 of us playing.
We're all going to play the same seed at the same time in that lobby. Top four times get
a buy. Then bottom eight play round one, which is a B01. And if you lose, you're out. Then
Past that, round 2 is a BO3, which we're all gonna play at the same time.
Then...
Wait, he's...
Round 2? Round 4.
Okay, Ludwig's a little stupid. I don't know if he knows how to count yet, but it's fine.
Round 3 will then be a best of 3 run separately, and then Grand Finals is a BO3.
It'll eventually be about 6 hours, if you go all the way.
Yes, maybe he is not playing in this one. He's not. He didn't want to play. It's fine.
So!
Also, that looks really odd, I guess there's a chatter named Gone Too Sexual and they fucking
at me so now it's flashing in my fucking tab like it's a porn website, like what the fuck
Look at that!
It's so fucking stupid, man.
Dude, my hair's getting long. I need a haircut soon.
I need a fucking haircut.
Bro, I have... My keyboard is not gonna break, man.
Yo, pink thinks it's one prime, ether thinks it's one prime, eggs benny thinks it's one prime.
You should get a buzz, no.
I'm not getting a buzz.
Sorry about that one.
Swords.
why sissy iced coffees are you drinking twink I was just thinking the same
thing
I
Swarovon
Yo, sour six that two one eighty shrewd except him on prime Peter Pan this for three months
Soft hands brother you want to feel my fucking soft hands beds out of the hot bar this time king. Yep. No beds in the hot bar. I
Hope I
I get top four. I should I feel like I should know my friend boy smile. I feel like I should get top four in the
beginner
Or like the first round
Smart good luck kaga. Hey, man. Let me try to hear you gonna cheat with another Japanese keyboard again
Mmm frog ponder
Can we get some frog ponders going? Frog ponder.
Hey can you demand John Davidson apologize for his disability so I can scream at you for 20 minutes?
I don't really want to be yelled at though, for 20 minutes. I think I'm good on that.
I'm good on that one.
was watching this earlier and it's easily the worst segment of Minecraft game
play I've ever watched
okay many questions why is he seven three and a half minutes in the
over all the time. Why is he mining? Do not do not. Oh my. Oh my. Oh no. I think I think
what people in chat were saying are right. I think he's about to grab one lava and go
back. I'm not even kidding. I think he's going to grab one lava and go back. Nice fucking
mouse. What? I want him to fall through so bad.
Pick up the water, bro. He did pick up water.
Oh my god. Ah!
Ah
No, I saw it
Come on. There's a lot of there just
Go to the light you fuck you're up against that. Yeah, it's a little bit
This mouse is actually one of the worst fucking creations by man. Holy shit logic
shit company
Oh my god, I'm not giving him bubbles anymore because it's not a fucking water column. He's actually dead. He's dead
He's gonna die he's gonna die he's gonna die
You will be one more days. She said oh, yeah
Okay, I think my mouse
I might have broke there
We got some fucking chud rage is what it is a lot of it with no coaches
There we go
It looks so fucking goofy.
You went exactly one month and four days?
Being 26 is weird because you feel like you're 21 until you meet someone who's 21 and realize
how much five years can do you?
Wait, I hear it.
Fishnets and cat ears?
I don't really want to put on fishnets nor cat ears.
well try this in the tourney so what
bro what what is this fucking quality
is this what is this ck what is what is going on here bro
a big seed
bro how does this game make a song like this and then they make the fucking
apartment song like what the hell how did how did they do that
plink me when I realize him losing the speedrun to a 30 year old man in
Japanese input press shift and cap locks while you're in Romaji input
You can actually set it to enter everything in katakana in order to do this press alt and caps
Now everything that you type will be in katakana in order to revert this back in the shurigana press control and catwalk
Yeah, here's a graphic with all four of these
I knew that one shortcuts, please print the bottom of the bottom right here
You will need to references this next section will show you how to write special kana, and I have eight of them
Hey guys, you wanna watch Mobile?
I don't think this one's coming out in a long time.
I actually have, I installed the Jacketless Celeste mod and she has detailed armpits under
the jacket.
Based Halt Valve.
Why are you telling me this?
I didn't need to know.
I didn't need to know that, I didn't need to know that, bro.
Oh, wow.
And there's Flo Silent Death, who whispered they said to one Prime.
Bro, I haven't played it.
a team-based competitive game in a while.
In terms of Minecraft.
Last time you played Deadlock?
Um, I don't know, I don't know actually, you're lying guys.
I think it's a little Tifa's sweaty pits.
Thanks bro, February 14th, February 14th, 10 days ago, they just subbed for the first
time.
Thanks for the streams.
I'm not true Lewis, but thanks for 21 prime.
Chavik thinks I'm a prime
Good luck today king. Thank you, bro. You're lovely. I'm alive yet. Did bro forget
Hey super did you see Ludwig's new PB? He actually did come on dude
If you're gonna rip roll me at least send me a fucking different link like
Everyone knows fucking xqc is at the end of the rip roll link man
Chat and I have gotten together and decided to pull you extra hard in order to combat this
Animates told us and I quote if he doesn't fit in the locker your next gal
What's happening, I thought middle okay mid-offs is finished I won mid-offs because I'm the best
I'm so fucking scared. What I'm doing today is Ludwig's
Minecraft event that he wanted to do with some streamers called the jerk offs and
This is the one-day thing
We are we are jerking off hard and fast. We're going hard. We're going fast
Yo, Nick, hold next to the prime son as well
What do I get if I win by the way
Will love big will lovely be paying me out of his own pocket if I win
I'm so fucking scared was this oh
I forgot they were making our back rooms movie
It's not on something.
Okay.
What did you find?
Not a place.
It's massive in there.
It just goes on and on and on.
All these rooms.
This place builds them. Actually more like it remembers them. And the more
times it remembers something the less it does.
Wait what? That's... that's really soon actually.
Well, you know what's funny about Kane Pixels, by the way?
Like the guy that made a bunch of those backroom videos?
If you go look at his old videos, he's a big attack on Titan.
to make attack on titan like fucking blender videos
is this he
this guy does not fuck you don't know that you don't know that oh yeah I did see that
they did bro insomniac just like casually tweeted that shit out that Wolverine is getting a
a fucking release date?
They just like tweeted this out and they don't give a fuck.
Let's cut to the chase. Marvel's will re-launches in 3015-2026.
That's it.
Okay!
Like what?
Alright!
Cool!
Yeah, I'll play it, but I see what.
During this play, Andre Johnson noticed Cortland Finnegan's helmet was loose,
so he tried tapping it to let him know it needed fixing.
Finnegan understood the message, took his helmet off to adjust it, and thanked him afterward.
But on the very next play, Andre Johnson noticed the helmet still wasn't secured properly,
so he decided to take matters into his own hands and adjust it for him.
But before he could help him a second time, Finnegan decided to return the favor
favor and adjust Johnson's helmet without him even asking.
Then to finalize the importance of safety, Andre Johnson delivered two firm reminders
of why you should always keep a tight eye, which Finnegan showed his appreciation for
by clapping and...
...thinking it.
So stupid, bro.
Okay, change the link super, thanks to the tip you can open now.
I'm a chud, a radiohead creep parody.
Smart.
Hello, super, hello, Chas.
I'm under six, we told, oh, she had eight and eyes, don't talk to females, just jerk off and cry.
Chats grew her daily, just like a whore, all women are evil.
Anyways.
It's me that I spy as I stand up and fight, the only thing I know for real.
If I were telling Super how handsome he is and that his forehead is average sized, I'd say.
Thanks, thanks Skullwold.
God, middle gear rising, what a beefy ass game.
Are you playing smite too, tonight?
Are you out of your mind?
A five of that person lying to your face.
What is this?
We are Charlie Kirk too.
Yeah, we'll be passing on that one.
["Roger and Tekken"]
Are you trying for Roger and Tekken?
I mean, I think Roger was kind of funny.
I can't lie.
Aw, that's not...
How life-locker can you really feel when super starts stream-a-rooing?
Minion butt cheeks!
It's not Friday, but one of the bus-a-move?
Why aren't you at the Twice concert today?
Cause I'm working bro!
I'm gonna be walking off at Twice concert.
I gotta work!
I love the state of New Jersey
You don't want to do no work and look, you still ain't even getting the fucking building.
This is what I'm saying.
Now it doesn't matter.
She seems to be always practicing.
She could have pulled in here.
She's being lazy.
And you know that shit too, my da.
That's what I fucked.
You ain't saying nothing.
She could have pulled right here.
This guy's fucking angry!
I'm fat ass don't wanna do a fucking job!
Fat fuck!
Wait this guy is angry!
I bet you it was a fucking Dunkin' Doughnut drive-thru!
You're fat ass when it pulls up in there!
Oh my god!
Fuck outta here!
Stupid ass!
Look what all this traffic!
She got all the way up to fucking Berger!
Cause I'm fat ass!
Don't wanna pull right here!
And it's flat!
And it's Evelyn and Trump!
And it's P.B. Herman!
Look in the ass nigga, that's next to her!
Guess they say shit!
Stupid ass!
You're not even gonna call the police!
Fuck them!
Dumb as hell!
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
I was just giving out the thing, I was like,
The hell with the lab?
So true!
Yo Cordill, except you're one bass davex the two.
Smart.
Have you heard of the drama question mark?
Have you heard of the drama?
Oh!
There's a movie called The Drama.
The wedding is this Sunday. The stories that you're gonna do.
Wedding in the muskies?
Yes.
Are we gonna use the first time we met?
Yes.
Okay, what about the first date?
you
What is this?
The grand social Dublin Ireland.
Hashtag eat it like super TF?
Did you write this and then take a picture of it and send it to me?
What is the grand social Dublin island?
What is the grand social?
Yeah bro that that I'm pretty sure this fucking marker is still wet.
Like, what do you mean spotted, bro?
Look at these other markers, like, compared to this, brother.
Oh, thanks, love.
Super 5DT.
What, DT?
We already saw this, man.
Shit!
You already saw this, man.
F**k!
Switch them up.
We watched this like 15 minutes ago.
Maybe they were showing you that they put it their dickhead.
No!
They said it spotted in the grant.
Like, as it like, when you're saying you spotted something, that means you found it.
Not saying you wrote it.
If they said like repping the S fam in fucking it grand social Dublin Ireland then that would have made more sense
But if you're saying you spotted something that means you saw it
You know what I mean
Wait, they said I can genuinely prove it wasn't me. I was it was already there
Spodding usually means my gf is having her pick anime. What are you typing bro?
All right
Alright, we gotta launch minecraft.
this is the wrong version I find you want to listen to fucking steps on a
Peter I saw a smile super I know you saw it I saw what what did I say
smart
I
What a shield
With throne run snipers
What a share
I'm chatting and all back see
I think it's so much damage.
does no one make a super tiasa?
that's a good question
I'll stay in the middle of the trees and get up and sleep
Someday
Metal Gear 4, when? Probably when the fucking, uh, the horn comes out
I'll stay in the middle of the trees and get up and sleep
It's mine! It's mine too!
What are these fuckers coming for?
forward to your jacob performance today, King Arthur.
Thanks, Ralph.
Hello, Ralph.
We were drinking when we said you should sit on the street.
By the way, can you put this in the background during the tour,
and I'm begging you please, please.
Um, I would be out here at this point, right?
I got a string, I got pearls, I got diamonds, I got Abbey.
I got Glowsky, I know how to just be gone.
Guys, what if I choke today?
Do you think I'm going to lose?
Run. Run. Fucking run.
We've got overlapping music, Minecraft music, and mind music.
It's overlapping.
Is that pissing anybody off?
Not for honor, but for you.
In my time, there'll be no one else.
It's the way I fly to you!
Thank you.
I'm throwing on myself a little bit.
I'm feeling a generation of performance today.
I'd be out of here at this point. I need a fire res actually. Tell me I got no fire res, that'd be so awesome.
I really got no fire res from all these trades, are we getting?
I think it's impossible.
Whatever, you don't need it.
Why don't you craft while you wait for trades? I'm not fast enough, bro.
I'm not good enough.
Bro, what is this bridge?
Oh, this is the lower part of the bridge.
I see.
I was like, where the hell am I?
Train better?
True.
You're either perfect, or you're not me.
Nuk?
Is that a fucking hoglin?
Oh my god, I'm cringing.
I'm going to say it.
I've got so many pigs.
not my fault i killed you then bro, this is what it is
I'm actually locked the fucking
You're gonna throw no
a bout, no not.
xFluid 58 month,
E-Fot, this is footage of my Primer,
Aldax, and Silverpoint,
and it's C2 and Girl Cow and HonkyTone,
and Peanuts and Bernie,
thanks everyone,
and SwaggySlammer and Da Bush,
Quantum Chud, Yammin' Craft,
Papa Johns, thanks everyone.
I think these are tier three,
a beer through your consistency will win out don't worry about choking okay but
if you don't get top four in the first seed that we all do then you have to
play round one which is a B01 so scary because we're all gonna play in a big
lobby to start on the same seed because there's 12 of us right so top four get
buy than the remaining eight play each other. That's a BL1.
I guess I should do like a...
like what do I need to like fucking focus on?
I guess we'll do a...
wanting to open jingle and fucking ninja brain bot and shit that's important
jingle
into brain bot
all even turn on my fucking silly overlay
so that when i go when i do my thing you guys can see
you guys can fucking
uh... you may be a little confused
uh...
game render level entities
let's see if I can do preemptive without a coach
I saw something like there
I swear there's something here
it's a fucking ocean, oh ocean exposed, but I found it. Can oceans mess up the pie charts?
They definitely like can, right?
Hold on, um...
I wanna practice this real quick.
Oh god, wait I didn't do anything, my fucking...
Join the call?
What call?
I'm busy.
Oh my god, I didn't reset my bot.
Oh wait, they're on the call.
that is the only thing I wanted
to do in mid-offs and I couldn't
do it.
You just want to aura farm one
time.
That's exactly right.
I'm happy to give you another
opportunity.
I hope it goes your way.
No, I'm very thankful to be here.
I really hope to hit it on C1.
They're saying the jerk offs is
the mid-offs of playoffs.
I have heard them.
That makes sense.
This circle you're going to go
crazy.
Wait, what?
Nine.
Nine here.
Wait what nine nine here missing three more people
Okay, ooh, I hear it
What do you hear?
The spawner just my preeminent working on it. Hello. It's a really good games last night
You know, it's called preemptive not preeminent
Yeah, you lost to Liam and he spent 10 minutes in the
Over myself Liam. Did you watch that shit, but you know you did I watched a little bit
But I knew you guys on the floor if you want to talk about
No, no the end was so clutch. It was nobody's younger than my guy Liam. What do you mean dumb?
It was because I had food on my hand
He's a stone-cold idiot and you lost to him
Wow with friends like those Jesus
Uh, no, it was a banger match, I hope we see some of those those level matches today
best of one is the best of one today. So here's the deal the format and I'll go
this a couple times because I'm sure people would be curious. We're going to
start with it's going to be all 12 of us in one seed together right. Okay.
Type where you finish will determine your seed. If you are top four
congrats, you get a buy round one. If you are bottom eight, you are in the
danger zone because it's round one is a best of one so it's possible you only play two matches
today four of you are going to go home won't be me who do you think is most likely to do 12
during the 12 man scene really really I think that I'm 12 I'm not gonna lie
I
See what maybe stands, especially if it doesn't show his ass up here
Okay, that is a relief. I'm not swelting okay
You should have heard what they were just saying about you that was fucking disrespectful slow perch. What do you want me to do?
I don't control the perch there
And it's kind of fucked up also
We're here though. We are here boys. Welcome to the inaugural jerk offs. Thank you all for being here
You have all been chosen to compete because you are all in my mind gold gamers. This is the premier gold gamer tournament
Well, let's go through the format real quick all 12 of us are gonna enter one seed
We will each have a vote on the seed type majority will rule bear that in mind
You're finishing in that seed will determine your seed
One through four get a buy, they get to skip round one.
Bottom eight will have to compete in a best of one for round one of the bracket.
Bottom four are out, this bracket is single elimination.
If you've made it to round two, congrats, you've made it to best of three territory.
Now, for purposes of time, we are going to simultaneously run all of round at the same time.
We're going to split round two into two sections.
So the top two matches will play, then the bottom two matches will play.
from semifinals forward each match will be played individually so you do not
start your matches until you're told to do so semifinals and finals will be best
of three whoever's crown the winner will be the winner of the jerk offs and
receive five gifted subs and you will also receive a tier three sub from
fine bird for the rest of his life. What is this? What is this? What? What? What? What?
What's the amount of Mountain Dew we're looking at maybe five to ten years on that?
Does anyone have any questions? I'm going to find a chance. I'm pretty good man. I
woke up. It's a Mandarin lessons and yeah, that's the meetings and you know, I'm here
You're ready to play Minecraft.
That's smart.
Oh, you're in it, too.
You're not just commenting.
Oh, no, I'm in this.
I'm in this.
Absolutely.
I'm not.
I have no interest in commenting.
I'm a, I'm okay.
Okay.
Don't buddy.
Who said anyhow?
Wasn't me.
Well, what?
Okay.
So to kick things off, we need to decide what seed we are going to use.
Here's what we're going to do this.
Everyone right now, right in general, what seed you want.
You have to write it in general.
Do not hit enter yet, just write it.
In general?
Any of the five seed types are allowed, okay?
So just write in general of this discord.
Do not hit enter, whether you would like any of the five,
okay, Liam, why don't you enter?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, big wink, I got your back, buddy.
Village?
Just to clarify, the seeds of course are all the seeds.
Village, Berry, Treasures,
I've never seen this.
Temple, Shipwreck, Pearl, and Portal.
So write which ones you would like.
All right, does everyone have them written in?
Wait, yeah, we're putting the C type that we want to vote out.
We want to ban this one.
No, no, no, no.
They want to ban just to play straight up.
So we're banning, so we put the one we want to ban.
No, no, no, nobody said the word ban.
Where did you get banned from?
Literally put the C you want to play on.
Whatever you want to play, write it in Discord right now.
And then whichever one gets the most votes will win.
All right, three, two, one, enter.
OK.
What the hell is a bird of treasure?
What?
Fuck, fuck, shut up!
Shut up!
We're bird of treasure!
I'm not going to typing.
Three...
What the hell?
What do you say I'm putting them at?
What's a jungle temple?
Edward, are you trolling?
Bro, I think what's for jungle temple?
We're not playing jungle temple!
That's not even a C-type, bro!
I'm done with jungle temple.
It's in the next ranked update.
I'm down to try it.
So I believe we have a three-way tie between you and me.
Okay, get away.
Oh, nope, never mind.
The ties been broken by a bow. Oh my god, it's four votes for Barry treasures
I believe it's actually I lied it's three votes for Barry treasure three votes for village three votes for ruined portal, right?
I'm reading that correctly
But am I the only one that voted DT what the fuck portal
Dude, I'll change my vote to 15.
Oh yeah, I'm seeing three and three.
I assume that for you guys.
Wait, is it four for RunePortal?
No, it's three, it's three.
RunePortal, two, two, RunePortal, three.
Oh no, RunePortal wins.
It's four, it's four, it's four.
RunePortal wins.
That was also the clear vote.
If you didn't vote, you're out.
Oh it is, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Okay, okay, we are both, we're Stone Cold idiots,
by the way.
Sorry.
RunePortal wins.
Oh my God, I'm getting super flashbacked, bro.
But how's it determined after this, Lud?
in like the 1v1s, how do you pick them up?
Actual banning phase?
Yeah, we'll do actual bans in the 1v1s.
So you can go through like this coin flip
and then if you win the coin flip,
you can decide to ban first or ban second
and then pick your one scene.
Stands, you know the variant and the BTs.
That was almost deadly.
It's the only way.
So here's the deal.
We're doing ruin portal.
I'm gonna link the room code.
You guys can all join, don't leak it.
See what don't make it this time. Don't make it. Come on. You don't have to tell me that's rude
And then the the seed automatically ends after 11 players have completed
I'm gonna let you know right now. I'm gonna put like if there are two people left like a
Probably like a 40 minute time like we have 40 minutes and two or three people haven't ended
I'm just gonna hard end it as the host
And then just
That's taking 40 minutes to finish the seed. We can probably let it go a little longer. Just never know
Okay, I heard that this is the premier gold league
Tournament, but I'm seeing a couple of irons in the game. Is there is there a reason for that?
We just get it not enough people
Oh, wait, hold up. You're right. There are a couple of irons
Like what's let's call them out come on check my PB man check my PB
Yeah, I believe I believe some people I will say you know after being told that there were golds
Thought they could punch above their weight and I wanted to give them a shot at it
Who's to say an iron can't be to go today
Just chewed for a game on accident. You know, you're on that. I
Was cold once exactly I was cold for a long time. We're gonna start somewhere
Okay, they're all up after the seeding round
around. So there's another rule that I should mention right now. And I need everyone to
listen up, including the viewers at home. It's a very important rule. There is absolutely
zero coaching allowed. Right. Okay. You are not allowed to be in a discord call with anyone
else. This also includes your checks. I don't want to see K four in your chat. I don't want
to see fucking Aussie in your chat. I don't want to see full drop in shit. I don't want
Fineberg in there are idiots like my normal chat the normal chatters are fine to all the netherites
None of the boos was he are allowed to type this is the jerk off pounding can coach cuz he kind of sucks
Let's go. No pounding. No poundies. No nerdy's no
No, he's allowed only shitters in chat. Okay. Okay. Yeah, sorry infume
It's in every row if you are listening
This is a hard rule and chatters. You have to hold the netherite bourgeoisie accountable if they start chirping
That hurl insults at them until they say I help her spam
Anti-helper spam. Yeah, keep chatting movies
The jerk offs is for golds only okay
Right now you get an exception you're allowed to take my check so I go ahead with you guys
Wow
Why don't I question John? Why are you unranked?
I got like a two day notice
that we're doing this thing I've
been playing since like the the
last mid-offs.
What rank were you tell me your
time John I don't I don't remember
the goal.
John's being humble John was
dropping 13s oh shit.
Oh he was dropping huge up 13s
five months ago.
to go so yeah I think I mean honestly John you might do well yeah yeah don't
worry who are we missing in this lobby by the way
I think we're also missing Swiggy.
I think you should get added time to your seating round based on how long it took to
during the lobby. I'm just gonna throw that out. I'm about to call him.
He's cheating. He's warming up. What? It hasn't started yet.
Alright, it is a ruin portal seed. There will be no seed change unless there's some absurd glitch
that makes the ruin portal not completeable. Oh, I leaked it, bro.
What
Did you close it you can quickly close it you go, but like well they saw it though simply
No, no, this is the full 12 this full tub and I think who was it super that you wanted to make it yeah, yeah
Okay, wait, so how do I should I have to make a new lobby?
Yeah, if you close it, it's fine when we if you close it just sounds like a fun thing to say
Actually, if you actually think that's right by now. Yeah
With this 12 just start it. No, are you all ready? Yeah
We I mean, I am definitely deafening it. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, but you want it to lose I'll stay on deafened if you want to
Yeah, no, I'm just like if someone sees the fortress, like yeah, if someone sees the fortress
Like I find it's like a survival town here. No, all right new lobby new lobby
Oh
That's at least the 30 second time that
Well, please
All right, just to clarify the rules guys top four seeds get a buy
Your finishing will determine your seat for the bracket.
No backseat bourgeoisie allowed.
Understood.
Yes, sir.
Suiji, you are in here.
Understood.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the room for information.
I've heard so many good things about Suiji from K4.
It's so many good things.
I'm scared.
OK.
We are in it.
Is everybody ready?
Orange, yes, you're ready.
I'm ready.
All right, Matt will begin in 10 seconds. Good luck everybody. Good luck. I'm you. Oh fuck. I'm so fucking scared
I'm actually so fucking scared
But no, they said normal check and help but like, you know
Infume, Oshie, Fruitberries, FineBurg, K4, none of them can fucking help.
Oh man I'm so fucking scared I'm so fucking scared. Okay here we go.
Um, alright, this is a good start.
Um, where'd I get some food, I think?
This is good.
Good steak.
Wow.
Okay, good.
That's plenty.
Then we're gonna get some trees
Bro am I crazy to just send this now like am I fucking sick of if I send this and
Just get all my iron from
Yeah, I
Fuck it go big or go home. You know I'm saying
Think it's tough as hell if I do that like we just go beast mode on this shit
There's two bastards, I don't know much I like that I'm getting like 250 spikes
Um...
Maybe it's just like over here, let me just check.
My crafting table...
Actually, it's a good call, huh?
Whatever, too late.
I can make a crafting table with this wood. It's fine, but not a loss.
I hope I see it up here or this seed fucking...
just get past the hoglin'.
I
Got two spikes bro. It's so bad cuz I like one of these might not be the intended bastion
And then you could just get fucked with like the obby a little scared about that, but
I think I'm going the wrong way
We just re-scan oh
Geez Louise
this does not seem right like I feel like this is wrong I don't even see it
bro like where where the hell would it be I feel like if I don't see it right
now I just turn back okay abort abort abort abort guys where's where's where's
where I need I need fine bird fine bird help I'm not even like paying attention
like everyone else's fucking... you know what I mean?
Where's my netherite bourgeoisie?
I need them!
All this seed is so messed up. I had such a good lead, I think, too, and now I'm just...
picking my ass like a dumb, ugly piece of shit.
Can you stop hitting me, you fucking loser?
Oh-
YO!
I want to make an- a- would I axe maybe?
Like it has to be this way, right?
Like this 50 over here, like almost assuredly it has to be.
Oh my god, my lead is dwindling!
So do everyone's in the bathroom but me!
Wait am I carried by my coaches?
It's right there, oh my god, it's fine, it's fine, we make up time.
I'm actually gonna need uh... is this stables?
I hate fucking stables bro.
Look I even lug wigs ahead of me.
No fucking way.
Okay go go go go go go Jesus man.
But this is housing.
I can do housing.
Okay, no iron here, it's fine. It's gotta be over here then. Iron like literally has
has to be here by the way just relax a little bit brother like you're going against like
some fucking bombs toxic I don't mean that I'm sorry they're not bombs actually like
Um...
Okay, now we go over here, throw this garbage out. We're gonna break this and fuckin run.
Pigstatt!
Bo, bo, bo, bo, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow bow.
I
Why don't I have 19?
I know I saw the floor I don't know where
Bone block I'm gonna fucking chill. Oh my god. I love the bone block
Such a cord's my portal, I wasn't going to lock in there, Fineberg would have done that
if all of these were still inside of me.
I mean, I literally have all my obby.
We just need some pearls, fire-res and string like it's never gone.
Strings good, pearls are decent.
I would like like a little more string.
Um, I don't know what, let's actually...
Oh, did I make two beds yet?
I didn't make two beds, because I'm stupid, isn't it?
Okay, let's go.
No, this is good.
This is good.
This is good, everybody.
Trust me.
Oh, I'm out.
I'm out.
We're gone.
We're actually gone.
Go, go, go, go.
go go go go uh go back in the top
that was not the way i comment i was fucking initially confused i'm stupid
it's just back uh that way isn't it whichever way i came in from which is like back
I think it's just back this way, isn't it, like back to the fortress or back to the crimson?
I think so.
Um.
Hmm.
Um.
Hmm.
Is this seem familiar?
Okay.
I see my wood.
It's got to be over there.
I see my wood that's got to be over there.
Right there, right there, right there.
This is really good if play for me fucking beat myself man.
I know I saw the spawner too.
Look, I know I did.
Okay, relax, bro. You're not fucking him, okay? You're just not him.
I saw a spawner somewhere. I know I did. I know I did.
Over there. See? I'm fucking in it.
This is not terrible. Not the worst, uh...
I should have killed this guy cause he shouldn't be a pain in the ass right now.
Reads well
I think it's soul speed
I'm getting bodied.
What do I have?
Four rods?
Don't drop one, good thing, huge.
Guys, they're saying I'm ducking without my coaches.
I'm out, I'm out myself.
You take the portal?
Ohhhh...
Yeah, hold on.
Five beds is a little fucking sketch.
Wow
How's Evo in the end what?
I'm still at 20 eyes for fun.
Am I going?
Am I fucking going this?
I need this.
Uh, 47?
Ludwig's ahead of me, guys.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, I gotta go to... Oh my god, it's so far.
minus 56 is here, let me turn it around to 314
will this go under? I don't even know, fuck it
I'm fine
Is that it right there? No.
Maybe?
I just... no no no no no.
Wait, I lost the auto room. Uh oh. Um, that boy just got first. Alright, cheater.
or none of these spikes are good am I like a lose in my mind
Hitboxes, oh my god.
Kill me.
Bro, I can't with this fucking stronghold.
I think it's here maybe?
It's a library.
Um, bro, what is this?
I'm getting tilted.
Where is this fucking stronghold, guys?
I mean, this, uh, portal room.
I hear like lava, but I don't.
I mean, it could be like, I don't get it, I'm going to need the hunger reset real soon.
Look, I hear lava.
It's just like there's nothing.
I
Lot of ages beat me and you got third
What was that there on there that just dropped
Like can we fuck off I
Don't I can't find it. I can't find it. I can't find it. That's so fucked up
Where is it?
What?
And there's no hidden room.
That's a dead end.
Like that seems good, but there's just like no...
I don't understand
But I go this way I went this way, but I go down here
No shot
I
Can't I actually can't with this
I'm getting fucked. Oh, I'm not even top four. No, I gotta play in the B1
Guys I need my coaches it is what it is
this is starter this is what are you guys saying behind the portal this is starter this is literally
starter guys you guys are fucking trolling wait this is a way to go oh my
god I'm the dumbest fucking ugliest piece of shit ever I didn't I didn't
realize that went down bro oh my god I think I can turn the worst spot that
the gun. Fuck me, man. That's so bad. I didn't realize that was a staircase there. Fuck.
oh well it's fine not a big deal
That's good enough.
Perch?
My axe!
Hacks!
oh my god oh my god
Oh my god.
I
Think well
Um
Um, how do I get...
Hmm.
Did I really throw away my axe?
Like there's no way, right?
Well, this is, um, not good, I reckon.
Bro, I wonder if it would be quicker to just boat to the stronghold.
Like surely not.
Like would it be quicker?
No, there's no way of restarting my seat is quicker, right?
So there's just no way.
I have to go like way more this way, like way more.
Wow, excuse me.
What a piggy I am.
Guys, warm up, Ron.
We don't need to buy.
Is that tough, to be honest?
Wait, they're gonna call me the fucking Ludwig of Jerk-offs.
Oh my god.
Wait, I can't even take that much damage because if I die again...
Oh man, I don't even know what to do right now.
Can I even get to my portal?
Why don't you just reset?
I feel like resetting would be slower. I mean, I'm almost
Like guys, they're calling me a coach merchant
Then I dug down, right here, oh my god.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm sure it's the right way to do it.
I'm sure it's the right way.
has food somewhere, right? No, no, no, no. Bad skeleton. It's a spider. I know the portal
is right here. I just want like a... Please have like bread, bread, bread. Okay, I'm fine.
Oh, good. Actually safe, actually safe.
Oh, what a fucking digital disaster.
Fuck off!
Did I get all the crystals? I didn't even get all the crystals. Oh my god, oh my god.
Tell me there's enough slabs.
Where did I die? I died somewhere.
Why is this enderman sitting in my boat?
One crystal left.
Where did I die?
The last crystal is up there, right?
It's probably better if I just build up.
I kind of want my boat back from this Enderman, but I also don't want to piss him off.
Where's my axe, by the way?
I have rotten flesh.
Well, they're just sitting in it!
Oh, jeez-eyes.
Well, that fucking thing is so hardy.
I looked at an enderman.
Oh my god man.
AHHHHHH!
What am I, what the fucking tallest end tower of all time?
Like what the hell?
Can I make an axe?
I can make a wood axe.
No, I can't.
I can't make a wood axe.
No, I can't.
I didn't get in here without the iron.
I'm just so despicable, I'm really despicable. I don't know what my axe is, it probably fucking
these spawned.
Here's what I have.
Here's my hop bar.
Don't stand in the fountain.
So when she perches, you don't have to fucking get hit and then...
Oh man, I can already hear fucking Ludwig when we reconvene in Discord. Oh my god.
Can you go any higher? What?
Wow, this is the fucking worst dragon ever.
This is so embarrassing, I'm out of arrows, I'll not even kill on the next perch!
I have to just like hover the fountain because it's a perch.
No, no, no for sure now.
What are you doing?
What is that?
I've never seen it this high.
What is that?! I've never seen it this high!
Oh my god!
in and in and in and in and in and in and in what bro what are we doing what why is it
not perching I have all the crystals down perching oh my fucking god bro like
Unbelievable.
I'm not gonna kill him here, I don't think.
Maybe.
just fucking kill me
I
Alright what up gamers I gotta be
I don't know the word.
Look at the word.
You're like, why not fight me or something?
Like, what the heck?
Is there a link?
I got to be fucking killed.
Yeah, there was a link.
So you made a website.
You can log into it.
Oh, wait, what was it?
In Discord?
Yeah, post it in Discord.
JerkostotLive.
Wait, this is dumb.
Hold on.
JerkostotLive.
Yeah, just make your way to JerkostotLive if you wouldn't
mind to find your bracket placement.
And don't worry, it's not TLS.
How do you do that?
Different websites.
I'm trying.
So here's the deal, guys.
We have our first round of opponents.
Congratulations to the winner of that seed, Evbo.
You cranked.
How'd it feel?
Thank you.
Yeah, no, I mean, I was feeling pretty good.
I was a little nervous on that.
I feel like everyone said the same thing about that fashion navigation off the start.
I was kind of confused about where that was.
But, um, but yeah, we, we, we were cranking.
Yeah.
I mean, good bashing too.
It's like two triples, housing.
I think it's as easy as you can make that Liam's second place. Congrats. Thanks
And then following John by the way congratulations, you were talking maybe a little bit humbly about yourself top four
Because you you're like I did so bad on this test then you got a 97
Well either way congratulations and then and then me running at our top four so
Wow, hold on.
That was close, man.
Congrats.
Wait, yeah.
Wait, what's that?
That is something.
First scout of the seed.
Yeah, he's scouted the seed, bro.
Oops.
That's weird, I guess.
There was a lot of iron chirping, but Super TF bottom-frying the lobby?
Well, yeah.
Just wanted to run back the mid-off to round one, dude, apparently.
I'm just going to go choose some 12 gauge later.
Like, oh, it's so good.
Super low.
You have a matchup. Here's the deal. Okay. We have to I'm gonna make some more V season here
Just so you can communicate with your opponent. Okay, but we have four matchups
It is going to be best of one
The higher seed will get to choose whether they want to ban first or second
So whoever the higher seed is that will be your advantage as well
and
And that's it. It's it's best of one if you're out you're out the matchups are as follows crinios you're going up against Juicy
Saps you're going up against super TF. Oh my god little rematch time
Like come on
Green sewage you are going up against its will
And you're going up against C1. Let's do it. Okay, so I've made there are I'm gonna make just you can use
I mean, they're not labeled correctly, but there's four extra channels for those four matches if you guys want to
make that channel
Broken I think it crashed when we called it out because a bunch of people went to it
Yeah, but yeah, you go just go to any of these voice channels and set up your seed and you guys can all start at the same time
There's no you do not have to wait to start you guys can all play it at the same time
Best of one
Oh, just kidding. They took that one. I'll see you in team France. No
Yo, what's up, bro? All right, what happened dude? What happened? What even happened? Let me think so, okay?
First of all, do you have like two spikes in the nether?
What II I like kind of had to I like the routing for the the closer batch
Did you do a housing bastion or do you know?
No, no, I do have I found the housing batch because I had like 250 spikes
And I went like the other way first and I just didn't see anything so I was okay
I'm gonna turn back so that was like fine
Like it was like a little bit of a time loss like it was fine
And then I like everything else is okay from there, but then when I got to the stronghold I like
I'm assuming went to the same place. There was like a there is like a map. There's a mine chest
I like the ratting
Yeah, I had like two spikes and then I ended up just brute forcing
To find the portal room
was like the corner room was like it was like a weird generated stronghold so I
didn't see like the staircase literally right to the left I just yeah I missed
yeah it was like really broken oh that's and then I did you die because I was
watching I was watching the tablets once I was done I was like oh I'm like I
finished six that means I get like the bottom that the person who finishes last
And then like it kept people get finishing as a quiet isn't super finished
Iron axe because I like messed up my bed because I wasn't I was a half bowing
And then it purged and I dropped my iron next up realizing it so I couldn't kill it with my axe on the drone
The oh my god, I just gotta die. I gotta die. It is what it is. Oh, no
Anyways, we'll be in first or second bro
um
I've been first I'll ban BT you ban BT all ban shipwreck
Okay, um, let's get a little classy. I'll build an albin village
Then we have room portal DT and DT
Okay, I like a DT
I'm gonna go P real quick. Um, yeah, take your time dude. I'll try and set it up
you
chat relocking the fuck in no more fucking around
I
Hello, I am our whenever I believe
Okay, all right, I think I could just start it straight up. All right, cool. We'll meet up then. Good luck
But his reset chat
God is reset.
Alright, alright, alright.
Wait!
Erm.
I
Here we go
DT. Here we go.
Oh, this is miserable.
Pillagers?
Oh my god, and there's no seed change in this tournament.
We can't do a seed change, guys.
That's so fucking disgusting, actually.
Yeah, these guys are actually fucking stupid like
No, no, this is disgusting. This is so that they're gonna chase you so far after this like run I
Literally have to just run for a minute
See change is not allowed is not allowed Tony rules you can't see change
Okay, a lot of pools here though
So we make bang bucket
I need I need a
I need flint. Ruin port? What the fuck?
How do you do this?
I think we check this because it could be like a wincon.
Maybe he misses that, and I just win the game.
I think I just win if he misses that.
It's like I could just go in another now.
We just win the game
How much flesh do I have 33? Yeah, we're gone. We're so gone
Yep, I'll be you
That's not my inventory though
Maybe it's over this hill.
over this hill.
He's down? That's my Y level, I'm really high.
I mean, can't be.
be under here maybe what it's just like gotta be over here somewhere but there's
like no terrain maybe this opens up here this little crack oh what the fuck I
I hate these fucking seeds, man.
What do I even do here?
No, I think I have to just like commit to digging
unless Fortress is there.
Fortress is positive Z?
This probably opens, surely.
Oh, do I commit to this?
I feel like I just have to, no?
Thank god. It's bridge!
Whoa! I like panicked!
Okay, we're good.
Positive Z, I said, right? Positive Z.
He's still in the overworld bro, like I got the fuck away from those pillagers, but I
don't think you guys realize how fucking stupid pillagers can be in a speedrun.
Like actual, like fucking, it's just gross.
Alright, I'm very far ahead right now.
This Bastion has a pain in the dick to get to.
I have a looting sword that you probably didn't get.
So much gold.
Get some blocks up here so you don't fucking burn when you're doing things.
Just give a few- I see fucking- speaking of Satan's strongest soldiers, I see one.
I mean, I could just check both real quick.
This is not Donkey Kong.
maybe if this is also a what is this over here
okay we can we can we i can fix this i can just go i can just go down and do
crack smoker like it's i'm so far ahead right now
we can just go down and do crack smoker i think it's fine
I don't know like what's happening here, it's fine a little stuffed, but again I'm
ahead so it's fine we can like do some stuff shit you know I think it's a good
recovery all things can oh my god there's so many pegs
why didn't bother with these fuckers down here there's a few maybe I should
Oh shit.
Alright, we're gonna have to fucking do some shit here.
We can also do TNT Donut BT Dubs.
Pearl's good, Abba's good, I want like one more pearl trade, a few more fires, and I can leave.
Iron axe?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
He's in the bash and he made a good time, actually.
I just want to pre-craft two beds.
What am I doing?
Good.
Are you guys done?
What do you got for me?
Okay, we're gone.
We're gone.
Actually, no.
Fire is.
No?
Wait, what?
Retroling?
I have one fire is?
Alright, whatever.
I gotta go.
Time.
Just be really cautious, I guess.
Positive.
I guess. Positives Z.
Why looting? Oh my god. Right. Oh wait, if he got that though, he can make up a lot of time too. I gotta just go.
I like came in from like the top, right?
I like boated down. I wonder if I could just like go under here.
Yeah, I see the fortress. Okay, that's good.
TNT donut? Actually, I might not even need the TNT donut because I have so much, uh...
I might have looting, right? Like, I probably don't even need to.
Then we're gonna rip a pearl over here.
Play it safe. Don't fucking do some stupid shit.
Right? Like, we don't need to.
I see a fucking magma cube. Oh, brother. Can we mature?
Looting, love looting. Gotta love it. I guess since we didn't get what I wanted we can just blow it up real quick.
It seems really dumb.
Okay, now we're going to...
Fuck, uh, the...
The...
Wow, looting is terrible!
Uh...
Let's just, um, fire us, fire us, fire us, fire us, I should craft, I should craft.
Be smart.
There's no reason to play dumb.
Like your head, right?
So just like...
Oh my god.
I've... oh my god. I gotta relax, bro.
I'm choking. It's a choke. It's a choke.
Oh! What am I doing?
We're gone. Fucking hell. Actually that's not even enough. What do I need? I don't need
I don't need you, I don't need you, you, I don't need uh, you, you, you, um...
Good, now we're gone. Break this before you come... Okay.
This is fine. It's so ugly, but like we're gone. Holy fuck.
I think that was good, but I'll just do one more.
Left four blocks.
That seems good.
I just need one, I just need one, right?
Oh, I have three more rods, I don't need to do this, it's fine.
Now, I can't put on the lava, right?
Because I don't have lava, I don't have fire rays.
I hope it's not too far.
173, so we gotta just go like this way.
Where are we going to?
Minus 188.
Okay, we're just like, ooh, this is a little scary.
How much fire is that I have?
I still have some, but not enough to like...
It's not flashing yet, but...
And we're just gonna, like, run, fuck it, let's just run, let's just run, don't be dumb, let's
just run.
Right, like, you don't want to risk anything stupid, like, I have such a lead, if I don't
die, it should be, like, guaranteed win.
88 minus 62, we're going to dig two blocks here in case it opens.
See?
Like that.
Fuck it, we should build here.
Hopefully this is low enough.
Okay, this is Starter.
That's pretty decent.
Hitboxes, LMFAO.
Max win?
No.
No Max.
No. No max one.
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
Maybe mid now, but now we maybe go mid to the right-ish?
Or no, okay.
Um, hmm.
So it's gotta be up here, I think.
Right here, okay, it's not bad.
Well, let's craft soon.
Let's just craft now.
Like, what's the fucking harm in crafting now?
LOL.
LOL, Chud doesn't remember settings. Raffle.
For this, I'm not even gonna fucking bother with half bow, I think.
You want to perch so bad.
I could be it.
Did it perch?
Dude, okay.
Did it perch?
Dude, okay.
Bang.
Solid! Way better than that first run.
Yeah, good you man.
Yo, what's up dude?
My overall was so bad, bro.
Did you find the looting sword?
Yes, I was going to ask if you found that, yeah.
I was hoping you did.
My overall was so bad, I, there was, um, dude, that, that, the, what was this?
The pillagers.
Yeah, dude, I don't know, I had to reset because, um, the pillagers spawned inside my desert
temple.
I just had to reset the wall.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Yeah, I didn't have any inside, but there were like five of them outside waiting for
On my reset run, like 5 of them just like chased me down and then I like lost a lot of them.
Yeah bro, the pillagers are actually like...
I think I had a pad over world.
For, I was about to send a sea chids and I was like, oh fuck, we can't sea change in tournament.
I was like, shit.
No, I was like, I don't want to play, dude, that was so crazy.
No, it was an old name, fuck.
Dude, do a game. No, good game.
Yeah, actually bro.
I literally blinded it in this frown hole just as you won.
Good game.
Yeah, I was hoping you didn't find that losing spot either.
I was like, oh fuck, this is win con if he doesn't get it.
Yeah, that was win.
I was I because I was behind so I was you were in the Bastion when I was in the overworld still
Yeah, I know I get overworld and so I was like oh my god if he didn't find the looting started like I can come back
I actually my my fortress was actually really good. I came back. I think you found a quicker than me
Yeah, I like went up
Like trying to go around it was fucking annoying my terrain to the to the the chalice is actually pretty decent
Yeah, but you know I was uh
Dude that was bad. Oh my god. GG's though. Yeah GG man.
Bro it's just a fucking rerun of mid-offs first round. You did second round Ludwig. Like what the fuck?
Yeah dude. What in the scripted is going on right now bro?
I don't know man. Ludwig fucking wants his revenge or some shit?
Yeah I guess so. Oops.
I don't know what the other matches are doing. They're all muted still so I guess they're still running but...
I feel like our match was like, I mean you did years in 18, but it feel like we had to like I feel like it took a bit
You like went to the bathroom. Yeah, I know
You can check the website I guess
Wait, is it on? No, it was literally we were the first match to complete. Wait, this looks like it's crazy
This is cool. How does someone set this up? Oh, you're playing you're playing lamb. You're not playing Ludwig. Oh, I'm not
Oh, I don't know why dude. This bracket's so goofy. This that is not how that works
If you look at the website, well, yeah, why I
Don't know why you're down there like a clear clearly supposed to be up by Ludd. I
Don't know figure it out
Yeah, whatever
Well, good game though. You played you put it in thank you. Thank you. I was a little nervous
Like I fell off the fucking head and eight-minute overworld
I
Was so bad I literally like I went I found the looting store really late
I didn't see the root and portal toy
I was basically looking for a lava pool and then I was at the lava pool like oh, I'm gonna go for this
Yeah, I was like dude, I was like, okay, whatever
And they like I was like I was like I don't even like there's so many there was like six. I was like that I have to reset
That's disgusting.
No yeah, my overworld was like 8 minutes.
I also just, I played it pretty slow.
I like, lost like a minute looking for the lava pool.
I found it and then I went for the room portal.
Oh, you also got food first before the room portal because there was fucking carrots in
there.
You didn't either.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just didn't see the room portal I was spilling.
Yeah.
Which is kind of tough.
You know, I just had a bad overworld.
I was like trying to make it back.
I was in the stronghold when you won.
I feel like I was coming back a little bit.
I mean, did you have a long perch?
Hmm, it was like normal, like a minute, two minute maybe?
Maybe I think my fortress split was way faster than that.
Yeah, well, I fell off the spawner.
You not found a spawner?
Oh, you fell off.
I fell off the spawner.
Did you blow it up?
Did you bend?
I wasn't going to.
And then I didn't get the rods in my first place.
I was like, I guess I will.
And then I didn't fucking.
Yeah.
That's where I didn't. And so I forced spawned on my second wave, and I think I got like five.
And then so I only like went through three waves, which is decent.
Yeah, my fortress split was actually pretty, pretty fast. I thought I was like, I was so far behind.
I was like, I was like, oh, fuck you. And then my fortress split was like, you were still in the,
you were still in the stronghold when I finished my fortress split and I was at home, I was at pause.
Yeah, I pause
I know they fixed it you're you're playing mud
Judy's no
Yeah, good game, man
Yeah, dude, what a what a what a crazy seed
Well finder would actually fucking be so pissed off if you saw that
Fucking hates pelleters
Dude, they're like they literally like they're radius of like being like aggro to you is so far
I was my I was trying to get pigs which I shouldn't have because there was carrots
But I was I was like getting food before the room portal and what's it called?
Like these there's like three or four pillager just chasing me down. I don't like run away
I don't do anything. I really ran for like a hundred blocks before I did anything else like I was just
Sprite and I would be anywhere near those motherfuckers. That's why it's all the room
Yeah, that's smart. I mean you won off of that. You save so much time in the overall because you can get food.
Yeah. God, that's so annoying. Oliver, can we fucking look into getting rid of the pillagers, please, bro?
Yeah, dude. What the heck, Oliver?
Oliver, you're gonna piss me off.
I hope you win the whole thing. I hope you destroy it.
Thanks, bro.
I'll be watching you, bro.
Is it a best of three now?
Yeah, now everything's best of three, yeah.
okay okay yeah I'll watch that but I it's so funny I invited to this and I was
like oh shoot I have a midterm tomorrow I'm still in college oh fuck it's I was
like I can't say no to Ludwig but I'm kind of like I guess I'm kind of glad
that I got out because I can go study again wait for what a risk management
class oh finance yeah I'm a fine I'm in my last semester of masters so I guess
I have to put it out.
Ha ha ha.
Dang it.
Our match, why is everyone's match taking so long? I feel like we are our match.
Let me go see like who's live.
What's Will doing?
For the purpose like he knows where the match is.
He knows where the match is.
Stand versus see what is kind of fire. I want to watch that one.
Let me see stands. What's stands doing?
Oh, this guy is not live, actually. Alright, so you want me to go, bro?
You want?
Oh, they finished too? What the fuck is going on?
What's going on?
I guess everyone finished.
Yep.
No
Let me see here, maybe juicy
oh wait wait this shit's neck and neck no wait they are hold on hold on
Wait, my point's in the end? Am I cooked? Is it over?
Here we go!
Oh my god, they're like literally, it's just Perch RNG now, right?
Ah, Juicy's a little bit behind, but...
Oh...
He's doing this, he's doing this...
I reset the bot.
They're both half-bowing?
Oh my god, he must have died.
Just- just- just- I forgot the half bow. If you want to win, just throw out some garbage.
Oh, fucking it.
You're good, you're good. Just don't even half bow, don't even half bow. Don't even half bow. It's not worth it at this point.
The half bow is not worth it. No!
Why is 11th place back seating, what the fuck?
Wait, he's gonna kill himself on beds, I can see it, no no no!
I can see, wait!
No no no no!
Oh he knows, but he didn't kill it!
Oh my god, she's gonna win.
There's a fireball!
No! Why? I don't understand!
No! That's not how that works!
I pulled!
Why?
Why didn't you do that?
Why?
Why didn't you do that? I don't understand!
Wait, but this is not over though!
I should have died in a dragon first.
I know, but Credence is a half of heart.
Credence!
I have a heart
No, no, he's still like fighting
Dude, there is this the it snapped her juicy
I don't understand
But it was short. Why was it short?
Why did it why did the call stop wait comes from comes from videos
He's not no, he's not working yet
Nope. Okay, well, he's gonna be charging at me in a second here.
Juicy can actually maybe win.
Okay. He's gonna run.
Come on, I need good aim.
I need really good aim.
Come on, man.
I think if Kreuz- look, it's like, bro, he has to not look at an enderman.
She has to not get hit by any dragonfire.
He has to not get hit by the dragon.
I don't know how many arrows he has.
He must have also fucked up, right?
you
I
Have bow time say GG bro. I literally beat
F bow in mid-offs. I got a PB
Yeah, what the hell what what made by at you you please stop throwing super what the hell
They don't even follow me either
Nope
You know what I should do
What?
What up, y'all?
Yo.
What up, bro?
Yo.
Alright, let's get our final two in here.
Great.
Did my bracket challenge, or do I actually have to play Evbo next?
Is that really how it works?
So, here's how it's going to work.
Obviously, the seed shakeup, if we were to do this NFL style,
the highest seed would go against the lowest seed.
So it'd be Evbo against Super, Liam against Billy,
me against Seawat in Masayoshi against Krineos. What I'm gonna do is I'm going to allow the
highest seed to pick his opponent. That is your advantage. You get to pick. Who would
you like to go against? Wait, let me look at the. So your options to clarify, you get
to choose amongst CWAT, or Nios, Billy Blocks, and Super TF.
Oh, this is tricky.
This is tricky.
You have to keep in mind I just messaged him.
Don't pick me.
I'll crash out.
I know what was crashing out a little bit.
So we got.
Now, pick whatever is optimal.
You don't have to choose it for me.
You have four options, Seawat, Prineos, Billy Blocks, and Super TF.
Oh, I don't know Billy Blocks that well.
How low is Billy Blocks?
Pick me then. Pick me then.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, like, OK.
What's the first PB? What's the first PB?
You can look at the website if you want to look at people's.
I don't know if you can.
Wait, wait, how does this work with the with the bracket?
Because I'm not trying to get plopped by Super again.
So like where do I need to who do I need to pick to be away from super, you know?
Well, I think that depends on what it is for semi-finals.
You're the first seed.
So you're going to go against the winner of the fourth seed and whoever they
choose to play against.
So I say whoever John is stuck with because he doesn't get to pick.
We go against who he goes against.
I say because yeah, you get it.
Oh, yeah, I'll go with Billy.
I'll go with Billy.
Billy blocks, Billy blocks.
So it's going to be Evbo versus Billy blocks second to choose Liam.
You have three options left super TF
crinios or
evbo
Or excuse me see what I'll I'll go with crinios here
All right
Okay, that leaves me
with the choice of
C watt or super TF
Hi, Lud
I think it's pretty obvious you're going to want to take Super if you want to keep going
in this.
It's funny because they're both rematches.
I lost to both of you in one of these ones.
Let's save our rematch for the program.
Super, can you do me a favor?
What's up, bro?
Can you lift your keyboard and show the screen?
What?
What, bro?
My keyboard?
I'm lifting it.
Yeah, I just want to see what keyboard you're using today.
It's a League of Legends Logitech keyboard.
See that?
I'm going to go with see what.
OK.
Give me see why here.
Super.
What up, John?
Hey.
How's it going, bro?
So we're going to run these matches.
Staggered.
We're going to do two matches and then two matches, OK?
OK.
So we're not going to all four run at the same time.
These matches will be a best of three.
Oh, OK.
And so you will have to do seed picks and bans.
You guys don't know how the structure works.
There's five total seeds from this point on.
We're just going to flip a coin.
There's no more advantage for higher seed.
We're just going to flip a coin.
Whoever wins the coin flip will get to choose to ban the first seed or have their
opponent ban the first seed.
Each of you ban two seeds.
Whatever seed you're left with is a seed you have to go with.
You cannot go back to the same seed in games two or three.
It has to be a new seed every time.
That makes sense.
Oh wait, new seed for the next rounds?
Okay.
Sorry, not the next like, not semi finals, but like in this best of three, if you play
three games, you can't go to the same seed twice back to back.
Gotcha.
Okay.
You can't go village village or do you village, whatever.
So let's jump into it.
I think our first two matches, let's have our, you know what, let's see, Evbo, Billy
blocks Ludwig see what I need a break a break there and yes I got man we're gonna start
those matches in a little bit I'll hop in the lobby with you see what I just gotta take
a piece yeah yeah is that how it works driving make a make a have a make your lobby and just
get into a call with Billy blocks.
It's kind of a mistake.
Like, you're like, who the fuck is that?
You Google it.
Nothing comes up, you know, it is the untraceable.
I am going for a mysterious opponent here.
Like, I have no clue what Billy blocks about a throw up here.
All right. Good luck.
And then round two, I'll let you know when it started.
It'll probably be after all the games are done.
Okay, okay. All right. Good luck everyone
Whatever Ludwig says is what goes you know what I mean, it's just gotta be this trunk here. No, like it has to be this trunk
Okay
No, so it's this one probably.
Bro, BT, it just feels like fucking RNG sometimes, bro, like, I hate BT.
Practice stronghold? I think you're right.
But, okay, so I have my, like, these are my three spikes, right? I'm very familiar
with this all with this like slightly more than half orange then I also have
slightly more than half pink with like split green and orange and then I have
like even pink and orange with a little bit of green I like if I see this one at
the bottom I know it's this one these two I'm still like trying to remember
Does that make sense?
Anyone smell?
I can turn on our alerts for now by the way for a bit.
Turn that off.
Okay, so we have to go down, hit boxes off, then game render level entities.
Now we're going to go and do some scant- let me just like look.
Like that?
No.
No, that doesn't seem right.
too much are you back to emerald now go three
I'm not really seeing anything here I feel like like nothing here is really so then maybe
What I should do is I should go like up a room.
Oh, this is just a disaster stronghold.
Like what is this?
What are we doing here?
And then scan again.
Oh, like that!
Hold on.
Oh, it's just down here.
Whoa.
Psst.
Psst, psst.
You see what I mean?
That half orange spike?
Like that one is so easy for my brain
until like recognized right away
i don't know what is it is being called
i started watching super fun with my eyes closed lately i highly recommend giving it a try
the hell?
is it not just the biggest spike?
no it's not just the biggest spike it's not it's not that easy
i wish it was just that simple but it's just it no it's not
Okay, now we are going to be looking for, um, that is, that's actually, like, that's
just it, no?
Like this just is it.
Like, that's just it.
on everything? Yeah.
Hitbox is low- oh, I had hitboxes on there. I mean, hitboxes, I think the reason why you turned off this is because it doesn't always fuck
it up, but like there can be situations that it can. I think if there's too many mobs,
I believe. Maybe I'm wrong on that, but I think if there's too many mobs, hip boxes
can fuck it up. Yeah, I'll watch in a second. I just want to make sure I can like get better
at this. Try the standing inside the torch tech. Apparently, Fruit told me that the standing
inside a torch tech is um it's more consistent but it's less effective
whatever the hell that means so like right away I don't I just like that I think
that might be a bit too much orange
but like oh wait hitboxes see like now if I turn off hitboxes it'll probably be a better spike
like yeah right there like that's it like it's just over here
this way okay maybe just down this door and then we'll see light somewhere
I heard them. They're speaking to me. I heard them. I heard them. I heard them. I heard them.
Speak again! Speak!
Where? They're here somewhere!
I
Bro they're here they're here they're here
What what happened to my thing there you go like it's
I heard them!
This is just so, this is not it.
Yeah it could?
Was there a hidden?
If there's a hidden, it's just definitely up the hidden.
I didn't look.
Oh, there's no hidden here.
Spike reading abilities of Helen Kellan.
No, bro.
It's here.
It's on God.
Yeah.
One more.
Bro, by the way, like all these fucking tools that people have, they're all here.
Bro by the way like all these fucking tools that people made for speed like this is like some fucking crazy shit
No
All these like different tools will mean for speed running all the community made
Kind of insane
Like that could
No, no I hear a dolphin are we ocean exposed
See, now ocean exposes fucked up because mobs can fuck with it and I don't see eventually
the OWL money to run out and for you start eyeballing that sneaky money trans rights top
Right I had a clean spike did I you sure
Um, I don't know if I will fall like I mean Sneaky's cosplays are pretty good though. I
Had a spike top right
me? Is that what I'm looking for? Wait, that's like it. Wait, look at this spike you see
you saw right there. That is like exactly what I want. See, I'm like not used to identifying
that one though. So then if we just go right and then we go to the like, it's just has
to be here yeah it wasn't an explosion see it what the fuck what just spawned
here what the hell is this why are they different
I'm pfft, I, you know, I don't know.
Like right now, I'm getting fucking nothing, but I love my things, right?
So let's just like go down here and then like re-scan.
Oh, hitboxes.
But like, I don't think hitboxes are really gonna matter here.
Yeah, like
Big
Not lose none of them. I'm selling might be cold
Hold up.
None of those are hidden, so the only way to go is here, and then maybe we like re-scan?
Can you fuck off?
Dick?
I think it's down here.
Maybe?
Oh, no, I don't like anything I see.
Like nothing here is good.
I hear a witch!
me when super tf goes live what is that in relation to nothing here is good why would
you say that that kind of hurts my feelings and I would like you to apologize because
it makes me feel bad because now you struck an imposter syndrome into me and I don't want
stream anymore like okay right there but like I didn't get okay wait so there it's
there right well like if I go back up to starter which is like here
you
Calculations himself to get to the snow cold sometimes tell you to run like 100 blocks between throws when you don't zoom
That's funny a hundred blocks
But sometimes it'll say like run left four blocks or run right like 57 blocks
Like yeah, bro. I think I'm gonna go green. I'm gonna run left
Uh, minus seven.
He has a 1660, by what?
100%.
Where?
Oh my god, he does have a 1660.
What the hell?
Okay.
Oh my god, look at his FPS.
All right.
Oh my god, he's dying.
So it's this way?
Um, okay, we can go.
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What another strong practice is to be studying pies then spectate slash spectator to confirm if the Prats are doing is an accurate
No
Because you have to know the navigation like you can't just like a little bit in the wall like
You should practice the nav
Okay, he's a little bit ahead of me. I have to pick down like figure out like when to turn back or like what doors to go through and shit
Because if you go slash the tater and look and you see it then like you might not know how to actually get there like you know
He's hungry setting with a silver fish
That is fine
Instead of just parling you let the silver fish kill him. That's fucking sick
Oh, he's doing the torch strat though.
Oh, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw.
How do we go top left?
Go through this door?
Or, look right, look right, or is it just in front?
Okay, yeah, there you go.
Perfect.
Spikes are different for each person.
Yeah, but you can like, they are a little different,
but like I saw the orange there.
What is Ludwig?
Oh, he's trying to find, oh, he didn't,
he missed, he missed portal, or he missed a,
I don't think he hears it.
Oh my god, it's so cringy.
Kill the silverfish!
Okay.
Somebody tell me while I'm losing to the silverfish.
Is it turning? Yes.
Did Super Mario play? Yes, but I'm still in it. I won my first match.
Wait. Hold on.
Hold on
Bang
Oh, we got the little 17 bomb on it. Why is 11 pretend?
We dropped the level 17
Did you see you I was stressing I insta perch bro insta first
No, it's the first nose
Whoa, I'm a stressing bro. I was stressing
Ho oh
No, bro, that's disrespectful. Obviously, my PV's up 17.20. Are you kidding?
How did you play that hard?
What do you mean? I'm better than you. We've known this for a while.
We've known this for a while. I'm better than you.
I mean, you actually beat me. Oh, you beat me on the scene.
How did that happen?
Well, I just dropped the bomb on you. Hey, did you have to mind through the wall to build your portal?
Yeah, where did you uh?
Dude one that's crazy if either one of us ran this gambit. We were in an ocean and it was 400 blocks away
I think if one of us boated to it they would have won voting be way slower. You're crazy. No for sure. No, we mean boating
It's your band
Let me think about this. Hmm. Oh, actually, that's not how it works. We can't go back to room portal the other four are on and I
Get to ban you just get a counterfeit. So I'm gonna be a village you get one band
I know about don't been very treasure gonna take it so I have to ban that been very treasure
you go shit right yeah that's that's the right play that's the generate ready who told you
who told you I want you to stream bro I know your shit okay all right yeah let's go I'll
do it like good luck good luck dude I just have to crank more like I'm playing too pussy
I just have to crank. I mean I wasn't even on bad pace, bro
I'm on like sub 20 pace there
He's just like he just nailed a 17 minute run like it is what it is like he just went crazy. I
Just have to fucking lock it and play hot
Okay, a lot of these hair looks so good mine looks better though, right?
Hold on. I think I see my ravine behind as well
Wait nine iron one gold two so you can make axe pick bucket
I'm not probably the fact that it's go back up for air sometimes you should have a video game. It is what it is
Gold shovel
Nah, you say you you don't make a little trouble. I think you make a guy show. I think you save the one goal for destruction now
I'm gonna make shears
Iron pick
Gold shovel
Shears iron pick wait, so you don't want an iron axe. I mean blocks is kind of important. Yeah, that's fine
Now the gold shovel I don't know about that one
Gold shovel has same distract value as one gold
But if you over you actually not probably is the right play
It's cringe
Cuz unless you get royally fucked on like gravel rates gold shovels actually probably the smarter play
I think you're right. I always figure you can distract with gold objects like not just pure gold
like gold shovel axe armor even like
Gilded Blackstone
We're gonna kill this gold horse armor
No nuggets don't work but
I don't even have something to do anyway.
A lot of it will never win as long as he's governed by fear.
A fearless man would have picked the honorable duel against you.
True.
It's governed by fear, it goes kinda crazy though.
Right, Siwa is frying Ludd though.
Look at his pace.
Okay, kind of a slow portal though.
This is a little bit scuffed, but it's fine.
It gets the job done.
Block it off.
You gotta block it off.
You gotta block off the water.
There you go.
No, let's stream it.
I think it's because he streams through IRL toolkits and he streams like a little bit
more delay, but I can't fix it.
Okay.
Let us super behind.
He's like, he's like 30 seconds behind.
That's not the end of the world.
Get a lava bucket? Get a lava bucket?
Get a lava bucket? Get a lava bu-
What bastion is it? And look at Siwa.
Okay, he's using a lot of wood.
No, Siwa, chill on your wood, bro!
it is treasurer
i'm confused about work is a random see it was a map will be same as over and
over to see a nice working class game so the way it works is that this mod mcs
are they filter seeds through like certain conditions
and then what they do is they will frankenstein scenes together what i mean
by that is
they will take the seed
of
in overworld
and those that you
with
the seed
of another
and they put them together
uh... and then they also have like
adjustments for a lot of shit
lava pools are like guaranteed the spawn on like
desert treasure seeds for example
and then
like blaze rod rng
is like the same for both players gravel rng
uh...
trades of the same
there's guaranteed
obsidian
i think you're guaranteed five obsidian in one
chest in the bastion
maybe more than five on the now
uh...
there's a few things that are different but
I
Guaranteed iron ambassador only on ruined portal seeds. There's guaranteed iron. How does he know?
Morning helmet
You are also that's for your guaranteed a perch every three minutes, but you can get one faster than somebody else
That's just kind of you know
They're working on syncing perches.
Honestly, I don't even know if I want them to do that.
Does that sound fucked up?
Because hear me out?
With one cycling, you don't need to rely on perch.
I think if you rely on perch, that's kind of a skill issue, you know?
Like, call me crazy, but...
I mean, zero cycle, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I keep saying one cycle.
But yeah, if you're relying on perch,
then like, it's skill issue, because you could just zero cycle instead.
But I don't even know zero myself, so
I wonder if you can fix other RNG like blazer odds and trades
No, they they are they are trades of the exact same between both people blazer odd rates of the exact same between both people gravel rates
Are the exact same like getting flint from gravel. That's the exact same
Um, what else is the same?
Yeah, random mob spawns are not the same like you can have stray blazes in your fortress and they can't
Also, someone said evo died. Is that real news?
Hold on
Hold on give me a second here. I'm gonna do some fucking crazy shit real quick
Hold on everybody
Here we go wait they both died
smart. smart. W super. Why am I full screening? Can I have all fours? I could, but it would
be a little bit tinier. Would your opponent get pillagers too? Yes, they did, because
was a pillager outpost so we both spawned, you will be both spawned at the same spot,
they try to make everything as close to the same as possible.
I did get luckier with my Pillager RNG, that is true.
Because for, um, Saps, his Pillagers spawned inside the Desert Temple, which is fucked up,
because he had to like reset his world.
Mine didn't.
No.
I think I should just go under.
See what doesn't know about treasure spawners just sending it without pie chart that can work
Like when I was oh
My god
Well, I was like with a with Feinberg and he was like watching me slash
Third coaching me on my ranked runs and I was at a treasure
He would say open f3 and then he would just tell me to go in a direction and it would like work like I don't
Don't fucking know bro
Because yeah, because the way like structure spawn in quadrants, but five breaks just too
smart, bro.
Did he really get 11th, bro?
You don't want to watch my run back.
It was so fucking pathetic.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Oh my fucking god, what is...
See what I'm doing.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Oh my fucking god, what is that?
See what I'm doing.
Also, why just got diamond leggings?
That's what I should have done, mid-offs, by the way.
Wait, why is he, why is he trading?
What does he need?
More pearls?
Did he not get blocks or something?
Oh, he had to give a block to that one piglin, right?
Wasn't that a gold block he gave to distract him so he didn't have it?
As we have you're so handsome. Thanks, bro. Yo bungee sucks. Thanks to the prime a ram bodied Leo DC
Mctwist the goal with Taru crown
Fig Newton Finn fancy things everybody
There's no exit it's built in built in
Pin-pin message of the bracket link. Do I have a mod here that can pin jerk-offs.live?
Actually, good-ma-mm! Hold on. Hold on. How would Twitch feel about that? It's fine, right?
Does Ludd have it pinned in his chat? He doesn't.
Ahhhh!
Feinberg did... oh!
The difference between using beds in the dragon and the other purple explodey thing
respawn anchor, there's no difference.
Bedbeds are just easier, though.
Because with respawn anchors, you have to charge it
with a glowstone and then click on it
without a glowstone in your hand,
so it's like more inputs.
But bed you just place and right-click.
But they do the same thing.
You make respawn anchors if you don't have enough beds.
Also, if you do one-cycles, you need it.
I think you need it.
Do you need anchors?
Maybe you don't need them, but like some, I don't even know about, or not, why do I keep saying one cycle? Zero cycle? You stupid fucking idiot.
I am in this. I'm going up against Masayoshi after these guys are done.
Did you see this?
Who is this? Super! Super gets 4th!
Liam is so dumb, bro!
Oh, how not?
Liam is so dumb.
Is John cooked or are you cooked?
You cooked actually we're like almost the same
It might it might be close I could see it maybe going three seeds we'll see I
Can see it no bro John is too handsome John is way too handsome
Abba died again
Oh
It's oh
No, wait, what is wrong with their seed? How are they both dying?
Honestly from his perspective, I feel like it kind of just might it might just look like I'm moving at a normal pace
He jumped for the steak, oh you can't you can't
in Minecraft civilization I mean speedrun civilization nobody goes for the
zero cycle holy fuck it's always safe for to play for the one cycle that's
crazy thanks guys thanks guys that's that's why I died oh I wasn't paying
I just I just looked over I was like my eyes were on the fucking Evo's screen
I look over I just see he died, but he was hungry setting nevermind y'all we're good
I think wasn't paying attention remember if there was lava. I know there was like a little fire, but not like that much
Let's go back to
Uh, negative 220.
There.
They're like, pretty even here now.
Right on there, right on there, right on there!
Bang! Oh my god, they're like neck and neck.
Two is right here, and then negative 20 is right here.
Uhh, let's do this, yes.
Oh wait, Seawoth playing for the one eye? Oh shit.
Smart.
Lod in the stronghold first.
That's preemptive bro
High super ward you like to join my realm soup pool
What oh my god, see what?
Look for a room portal
Go to the fortress go to the fortress go to the fortress go to the fortress go to the fortress
You play for Obby in the fortress.
Play for Obby in the fort.
This is the site you need to be in.
Now he needs a two-eye.
Wait, what even was that?
I didn't look.
There's one.
Oh my God, it is a two-eye.
Oh my God, he's so lucky.
It is a two-eye.
You can come, dig down, dig down.
You gotta dig in, dig in, dig in, dig in.
That's fine that works too you need a chest you need a chest
Start digging moties
Nope down
No
That might be look at the dragon look at the dragon look at the dragon. No, it's fireball. Okay
I'm surprised you remembered that voice line after abandoning the game
Don't hit the zombie
Obsidian obsidian obby obby obby
He see what's just fucked. I think see what it's just actually fucked
Oh my god, doesn't pick diamond pick diamond pick diamond pick
Diamond pick comes back here we shoot him yes, yes
But Lud, I mean like, he has to rely on a Lud choke to win this.
Perch? Good Perl. Right in the pit?
Right outside? Left side?
It's okay.
Got a problem for a guy like Ludwig?
Four bed!
Five bed. I jinxed him.
Cast your curse.
Alright, game three!
Game three!
Got it.
We got it.
Let's see what's going on with this game.
Will and Evvo?
I believe Evvo did win game one, right?
He did.
This is hard.
They both might go game three here.
Let's see what Will's doing.
Maybe 370 is will ahead. It's not a great pearl. I don't know if Edbo went to the fortress. We gotta go
I was there no terrain. I mean at both eyes twice right like he has to be ahead
Surely Billy blocks has got this. Okay, we're gonna love it. Unfuck it
Wait, what is that bow doing?
Is he homeportaling?
Just like I'm like, pearl in the right direction.
Wait, is he homeportal blinding?
Oh my god, he is.
But it's in a ravine!
Oh, this is so scuffed.
111's like that line.
Oh
It was diamond pick 19 Abbey. Oh, oh my god
Well
Right I don't have any hard fucking blocks. Oh my god go
Let's go Billy blocks
His portal chance is only 82% no it's not I don't know where his fucking thing went on a screen
Oh
Man oh
He's fucking he's
you
If you're if you're in starter like fuckers
that shitty song that was playing by the way about the poison in the remedy bro it's fine it's fine
will is so far ahead it doesn't even matter oh it's bad
also why does evo clown such low f o b oh it's actually bad
he's making a stare of dragon fire it's kind of amazing
smart i would get blocks in your hot bar and just build up no
Oh, and Bo is so lost.
And he has no fucking hunger, he has to hunger reset.
I don't like this play, because the dragon, okay, whatever.
It worked.
W. Smart.
K-Chun.
What's up, bro?
Not only you, Perch.
You're guaranteed a Perch in a second.
Don't sweat it with me.
I'm not.
up bro not only you purge you're guaranteed a perch in a second don't sweat it will you are
so far I think you're brown looking at a max perch here from this dragon
Purch, purge, purge, purge.
Right there, right here, here, here, here, here, here.
There you go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Got it.
Alright, game three!
six bad little nervous
What's going on over here, dude, I just I'm gonna take a pass
This is
and
All right. What happened? Wait, what's going on? Why is he six minutes still overall?
fucked up his portal. Oh god I'm fucking idiots. Fine, I guess you are my little paul chair.
Come here. Oh my lord. Oh man. Yo Mr. Gaines, twenty-two, three, stop with me, this is the
prime. Large individual in Hammercat in Ireland and resides Huffy, BM Oliver, Kingston, Janaldo,
Janaldo, thanks everybody
Well, this is definitely seawatts game to lose at the moment
I don't I didn't see how far the bachelor was because I was taking a piss
But you already out nope. We're waiting to play. We're playing against Masayoshi
John
Fucking hate
This is treasure. Yeah, I'm so bored. Yeah, what guys I said this earlier or before
We were that we will definitely be tapping into marathon on February 28th. I see the fortress about 2 p.m. Eastern
Really excited for that
Well, he has no what where's his what?
Oh my god, he has enough for four beds.
Oh my god, I don't have any fucking boomers.
Oh my god, I don't have any fucking boom armor.
You don't need it.
I think Siwa's just kind of out, right?
I think BO3s are really good for me, by the way, because I feel like...
I don't know, I think a best of three is like really beneficial to me personally, because
I think one like one seed you can fuck up and like drill on yourself and then you're just fucking if it's a B01
We make time up on Nav
You can make time up on Ford it's mostly gonna come down to Nav and final fight those
Okay, well see what's already at the four yeah, I know I don't have any armor
Let's see what Seawat's thinking right now.
Stone Cold.
Rates are good.
If you're behind, do you-
Alright, somebody time I'll be out.
time I'll be out that freak. If you're behind is it I don't know if it even
really matters but is it better to have bad rates or good rates for blazes?
It's fine I'm not really reading that. I don't know if it really matters but I mean
his screaming doesn't matter too much right I know he's right on my tail he
just he was in the bastion. It doesn't? Yeah I'm just trying to think if you would
prefer one.
Yeah, I think you want bad rates with strays.
Like, if you're behind, you want the rates to be bad and you want strays to spawn, I think, but...
I don't know.
Alright, Lud, you gotta get moving, bro.
We're leaving.
we're leaving because we gotta back as they might fall in lava
whoo he messed up my classy classy
alright lovely trying to get my fucking vaudevuted what's going on over here in
this game. Uh, Evo looks to be ahead in game 3.
We can make it if we try just to do this.
Diamond might be impossible, because I have to learn Zero Cycle, and Zero Cycle seems really hard. I don't think my mechanics are there yet.
Which means I would have to get off of the scroll wheel select and I'd have to go to like, hot keys.
you
But for multi twitch he obviously took a lot of his twitch link which had music
It was so fucking close to the mean number six seven
I think will might be fucked here by the way unless Evo has a catastrophic collapse fucking hockey
I'm on
Wait, so bro, what if like on YouTube if someone sends you a tick tock like if someone sent me a tick tock and it has like
Espresso by Sabrina carpenter in the background and I watched that am I just cooked
Like I just can't watch it or what?
Yeah, he blinded.
Just don't put- so I would have to take browser off of YouTube source.
I would have to take Spotify off of YouTube source.
Where is this last one?
But then what if I get in a fucking game with somebody and they start playing like fucking,
you know like Travis Scott through the microphone or something
has the mental
uh...
i'm just disappointed
how the fuck did that
oh i did the thing i fucking placed the blocks too fast i just lost a gold block
Yeah, who saw me run his pockets who saw me run let's pockets like that. I saw that I was watching oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, you didn't know I had that in me. Did you I didn't actually that was kind of tough
Those were spicy
This has me stressing this has me big stressing. Yeah, it's fucking scary, bro
Were you out where you want to buy on this run or no?
No, I play John next
Okay, okay. Good luck. Oh, I got to see the end of both. Who's up right now? Are you?
Will died so it goes ahead
Okay, so I've but just take see you think
Okay, yeah, let's see
I'm gonna definitely watch that but good luck here games. You are you cook them? Yeah, appreciate it. Appreciate it
my death in two
So I can see the end of this
What do the brackets look like? Go to jerkoffs.live. I'm not kidding. That's what it's called.
Jerkoffs.live to see the bracket.
Right here. It goes open.
I'm not kidding.
It could be on the fort leg right there.
I'm at work. It's safe for work, bro.
Kind of.
You're gonna get mugged by Masayoshi, bro, if you might mug the fuck out of me, I don't
know.
Wait, Will's not even at- yeah, he didn't even do- could he just finish Bastion?
Are you still doing Bastion?
Yeah, I mean, Ebo should just- should win this.
Nice.
Wait, how many beds?
Six beds in an anchor?
I mean, that's plenty, bro.
That's plenty. Six beds and an anchor is like way, it's a lot.
Bro, I'm not, oooh!
Negative, 1448.
and then negative 476
oh thank god that's a relief holy he almost he almost fucking beefed it
um let's see
Oh, that's good. I like I like that
Yeah, it's probably just there see their top right or down mid
Pro low up of you look like you're so slow
Now I would turn I would turn I would turn I think I would turn
This doesn't look good at both a gamer. He is a gamer, but I did crank a 12 minute time on him in mid-offs
Which was kind of tough
Let's go was that that was my TV. Yeah, that's good, right?
Yeah, I like this at all
Wait wills lost again rods right like he's yeah, he's so behind bro
Oh geez
That right there right there right there
Whatever that fucking orange is that no you have to go. I think it's a go at the starter
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Alright.
So far behinds has the one who placed 11.
Good make-
That's irrelevant!
Warm-up game!
My first game of the day, bro, you're allowed to drool!
Right there, right there, yes
All right, let's see what we got here
Yeah, you got plenty of time I like this he's so far anchor
Six beds I
Like guys I want to zero, but it's just like I can't zero with six beds and one anchor consistently. I
Just lose
You're so far ahead don't even bother bro if I win this if I hold on let's win this let's win this and
Let's focus on that let's focus on that calm cool and collected
You just go in bro. You got you got food you got pearls just go you're in
But why do the fucking even zero boy? Why do the silverfish wiggle like why do they do that?
The box is on.
Welcome home if we try, it's just the two of us.
I think Emo would only go for ZeroCycle if he's behind.
No, I'm not out of the turn. I'm waiting to play. After these guys are done, we're gonna play.
We're digging this down. Buried.
I would have gone for the zero if I was, if it was 1-0. But it's 1-1, it's 1-1, so I gotta
be a little more chill, you know what I mean?
I mean he's so far ahead going for zero is just a troll play.
Perch! Perch! Perch!
It is.
Alright, here we go!
Are they ready?
Not a great anchor.
That's better.
Shhh!
Bang!
Bang, bang, bang!
You piece!
There it is
Billy blocks down
What is going for zero going for zero means you're not looking for the perch or what going for zero means that you are
Yeah, no, that was right. You're not waiting for them for the dragon to perch. You basically build up really high on one of the
end pillars like the giant pillars of obsidian and you kill the dragon up in
the air with like beds and explosives and shit. I think I'll just show you one real
quick. Let's go to low-key. So for reference this is the fastest
zero cycle ever what you're about to watch. This is the fastest end fight ever
We're about to watch here
Actually, no, I don't think it's my life
But this is essentially what you're doing
You build up and you blow up the dragon in the air
But you have to be like really fast and like this is not easy
Why can't you do that?
The problem is there's like 40 variations of this that you have to learn and like identify
and some of them are a lot harder than others.
you have to be like mechanically quick too. Don't you just go up and kill it? No. No,
you don't just go up and kill it, bro. Go VC. I'm in VC. I'm muted, but... I don't know
if we gotta wait for Ludwig to be like, you guys can go do your thing.
Um, all right gamers, we are ready for our second half of quarterfinals.
Masayoshi, you're going up against Super T. Have you guys ready?
Um, or I believe so.
All right, you guys can kick things off.
Liam Crenio, same thing.
Best of three.
You guys know how to do in MC.
um where's john
john
oh boy
hey what up john
hey what's poppin
what's good bro
Alright, so, um, I guess you're, wait, were you higher seed? Yeah, so you can decide if you want to ban first or second.
I mean...
Wait, so we're just like banning out to one?
We're banning out to one, and then after that, um, we'll ban out again, but we can't go back to the same seed type that we played in game one.
Oh!
But because you're a higher seed, like you gotta buy, um...
You can you ban first or you choose to ban first or second? Oh
It is a coin flip way really I
Mean I don't carry the way is it coin flip I
Don't know let me ask blood
Wait, love is it coin flip or race where you got grief? Oh coin flip coin flip. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, so John
I lied to you. It's coin flip
Oh, okay
Flip it or you flip it. I don't have a coin. Do you have a coin? I don't have a coin
I was gonna go Google and search coin flip. Oh Google that. Okay heads of tails you pick
Give me heads, okay, here we go coin flip
How bad
I did it on stream though. It's not
leave you all right then away so I want to bend second actually oh okay so I
remember you saying how much you look deep like DT in the 12-man chat I didn't
say that I unfortunately just told me I didn't say that oh you didn't say that
I'm banning DT. I'm sorry. It's just like my least favorite. That's fine. I will be banning a buried a treasure
Bt. Okay. I
Will ban
Village so then we have room portal shipwreck. Yeah, I will be banning
uh shipwreck so we're going ruin portal it looks like i i can make the room also there
is no sea change i don't know if you i just like start i'm a fucking dumbass hold on
oh jesus christ yeah no sea change so if we get some fuck shit you gotta thug it out
I fucked up hold on. I just went to a room and started it like a dumbass
But also good I
Fucked up a few times like a dumbass, but I guess I didn't back too much because I did win
I blew myself up with a bed in the nether when I tried to boat that was fucked up
All right, so seed, we need ruin portal only.
I'm gonna give you this code.
I'm gonna put it in the voice chat.
Don't leak it.
That's EvoStream, nevermind.
It's just not it.
Try this again.
There we go.
No leak.
Okay, and then whenever you're all right, I'll just I'll mute up and then we'll start it up
all right are all right gilgil good luck all right guys make sure ruin portal only I'm gonna
mute my alerts my bot is also reset godspeed
godspeed
DING DING DING
Alright, where's my portal?
Whaaaaat?
The fuck?
Wha-
what okay I have a plan I've got I have a plan
How'd he find it?
Maybe he didn't find it.
Wait, there's a blacksmith!
There's two!
What?!
Oliver?!
It's fine.
I see- oh my god, this is so ugly.
What can I make here?
Pick axe, bucket, and then flint and steel.
Bro, what is this seed?
I don't even...
Get it pickaxe get it guys
Gotta behave it out somewhere, right?
I'm gonna grab two beds as well
Yeah, I think we have to enter through the portal.
So we have to find this chest.
What?
Is that a top?
What?
Like, what is this, man?
What is this even the ends like I think this is supposed to be the entry but it's not
No we gotta go we gotta find a lot of cool that's fucked that's actually just fucked
I'm not even joking either.
What the... no, don't do that.
The chest in the house is not... it's the fucking... it's the... no, stop talking.
Just... zip it.
No, you can't see change and turn tournament rules are no see change
Yo, do I I'm not even joking do I dig down
Blacksmith lava is for is that enough to complete it. I don't know how much was missing
No, it's not enough. No, no, this is fucked. This is just fucked. I think we dig
Maybe there's a lovapool over here, maybe
No, he found a fucking lovapool or he just took the oh
That's disgusting
Okay, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
I have like very limited food though.
Um, I say we just thug it though.
This side of my hop bar?
Not bad, not bad.
What are you stables are housing this is housing
We have to break this and then run.
YAAAAAAAHHH!
YAAAAAAHHH!
Bro, is this fucking C, man?
only issue the seat right now besides the disgusting start was my is my food
situation I have to be really cautious about how much damage I take or shit
can be fucked up. I mean third time Brett is okay, but Brett is not the most saturating
of food to uh...
we're gonna sort
everything out down here
shit
i didn't block it all off what
what the hell
no
you're not angry
you
I tried to string up here.
Um, 19 obby.
You guys need this build back.
19 obby, please give me one more obby. I'm begging.
I still didn't block it off, oh well.
Surely, surely 2020?
Yes, we're gone, we're gone, we're gone. Infinite string, infinite, yeah, yeah, yeah.
good go back up top maybe I'll do a wide ray I'm gonna do a wide ray and see if I
see it if not we'll just scan we'll scan normally because that seems yeah
anyways we wide everybody we wide
Let's see in it. Okay. What a problem.
Can you run the level entities? Then we... Oh, no. What?
Oh, shit. Wait.
What is it? Tick?
Level entities? Block entities? Holy.
Okay, so it's 16 Jesus
It's just this way really double-check I'm not saying right
Alrighty guess we're just going this way
Surely it opens up like this way. Yeah, I like this
I want to go up or down maybe up up these little bit of oppies
Please open, please open. I'm begging, I'm actually begging.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I hate this fucking terrain, man.
Why do I get the fucking worst nethers of all time, bro?
Pisses me off.
I'm like throwing my lead. I should have just gone down here, I guess.
and then like to the left I mean it just has to be here right like nah this is
just stupid like wait does that go through
we're up what about up
double check
whatever uh...
maybe this goes through
all yes please please please please please
save me save me save me
all my god
there's no way he finds that but there's just no way
there's no fucking way he finds that
no this seat needs to be removed all the way
this seat gotta go
We gotta get rid of this one.
Is that one?
It is, it is, it is.
of
Don't, you can't mess this up by the way.
Bad things will happen to you tonight if you mess this up.
You didn't, good job, King.
20,000 beds.
Oh, shit.
You know what?
I'm ahead.
Do the safe play.
on my head. Another village, by the way. Not even kidding, it like might be worth to like
get some food. We're not going to need the things anymore, so...
So you won't hit me if you don't hit me, perfect.
eight blocks that one did not break.
She won, she won on.
We're going minus 86.
Okay, you know what?
I'm ahead. This is, I think this is the play.
play I'm a little low on food the John die bro like what's happening this is
dumb but I'm doing it you can't stop me good I'm happy with that we go negative
86 get a get a get a fire as in your inventory
Um minus 86 is this way
150 298
He's got to be a better way I think I think we go out through the spawner
Give me out. Can we go out through the spawner? Oh hell nah. Oh what the fuck. You know what?
I have tech for this. I have tech for this.
I stopped sprinting.
No, it's not good.
Don't plug champ.
I stopped sprinting.
It's bad.
Why pick my break?
I have iron.
Am I really going to dig 150 blocks?
What am I doing?
Now this seat is so stupid.
Bro, I swear I get the worst netters, by the way.
Oh my.
Um, $298?
I think we just whipped some pearls.
If my fire rise is good, but like, I'm just gonna like, one more.
And eat this.
150 is like really close.
You know what?
just like not even do anything dumb
it's offhand like bro thank god i got the stake on holy
150 150 but why does a strider like want to come with me bro stay away from me you fucking
3. 1, 2, 3. Very slow. Oh, fine.
The box is off.
Go to my secret fucking thing.
That?
Maybe?
Maybe, though.
I'm not confident.
Not really a spike that I like.
Oh, what the hell?
Give me that bread.
Just kidding, there was a spike I like, lol.
I'm crafted, um, I'm just good, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now stare at an enderman.
What if I just don't even 0-cyple?
I don't even have though.
Don't do anything fucking dumb.
I don't know why I said 0-cyple.
Obviously cannot keep all of that
John just got in the fortress like we are so
Unbelievably chilling
That's a perch maybe no
Wait actually
Wow W Dragon
Why is it like so...
That was weird.
Seven bed is hideous, but...
Alright, Seed 1, nice!
Yeah, do you enjoy that fucking fake ruin portal seed?
what the fuck was that was he what was that bro would you think of that chest
shit was disgusting bro I had like the worst death of all time see my 19 minute
50 second terrible for yeah I assumed you died at some point yeah yeah I think
there's like two fucking blacksmiths with iron like what I didn't even see the
second one. Oh really? Oh fuck I thought you saw both. I just see the second one till I died.
All right well now I think as you lost you can choose if you want a band first or pick or band second.
Where'd you go? Hello? I'll keep up the tradition I'll band second. Okay I shouldn't tell you this but
if you technically it's better band first because we can't go back to Rune Portal so if you band
second you only get one ban. Are you sure you want to ban a second?
Oh that makes sense. Yeah. Now that you mentioned I'll ban first.
Okay so what do you ban him? Honestly I just totally don't want to play DT.
Okay so no DT? That's fine no DT. I will ban...
read treasure um I will ban village so we're going to ship rack y'all righty
sounds good if you're ready I'll just meet up and we can start up all right
I'm ready all right good luck bro good luck
fucking god damn I hate stupid fucking ship
why did Slime wait? does Slime actually say I'm literally waiting outside
super's house right now? yep I reset I reset bot we're good guys
Um, okay.
The ravine is like right behind me.
No, wow, these seeds are fucking awful.
What the fuck?
Where's my shipwreck?
Okay, he found it, I guess.
Hello?
Oh my god! Blind and ugly by the way.
Ocean monument gold win con
All right, we make wait so 10 you make do we skip the iron axe here and just go
Shears for blocks
Definitely bucket
Yeah, I think that's the play
I kind of like this idea, I'll make a shovel, got an extra one for no reason, oh my god
I'm just so ugly man, and then we'll just, a bunch of blocks, no fruit bro this is brutal,
These seas are gross, man.
Like, I actually just disgusting, ugly seas that should never see the light of day.
What the fuck did I just make?
I've been trapped doors ladies and gentlemen. We have birch trapped doors everybody
Um
I know there's a ravine right here
And it's fucking fake why wouldn't it be
Oliver you're gonna pay if it say say it's not the ravine next to the fucking
Oh, Oliver. Oh, Oliver. You are something else.
We have no food on this seed, like...
Now, you can't get mind fatigue in, uh...
in, uh, yeah.
In Ranked, MCSR? They got rid of it.
Because it'd be fucking miserable.
One deep is a little sketch, but I can work with one deep.
Let me just drain.
And then we're gonna have to go one, two, three.
Hello?
Why was that not working?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't even know what we're going to do with the seed, bro.
We're gonna have to get respawn anchors and reset in the nether, I think.
Okay, oh I have wheat, wait a minute.
That's huge.
Um, this is housing or stables. I'm being shot at by a fucking skeleton, everybody.
Got just get shit on like I actually just get shit on and all these piglins solid too like that's and that's embarrassing for you
What is this another housing carry by housing or what this is like a pussy play, but I think it's fine
Okay, um
Okay, I thought like for sure
Sure sure
I can't free you guys up top. I can't free these guys in the corner.
Look, I'm solo on food!
Fuck, you got the chest way quicker than I did.
Kinda asked for a name, but whatever, bro.
I got a whole bunch of bullshit in my inventory.
Okay, so we're about to see fucking no more forcing strats by the way. Just get ready. That's all I can say.
Oh wait, you guys need gold.
First this first. Everyone knows fucking stone axes are rage bait. I can't believe I'm up to do this.
I also am realizing we are low on obsidian, everybody.
Which means we're gonna have to go fucking hunting 19. I'll be you fucking piece of shit
Oh, they're getting fucking launched out. No, stay in jail. I might need you guys
All right, we have pearls string fire as we're fine one of these chests may be the one in the middle
We'll have Abbey
Please, please just have obby.
But don't make me go on a fucking goose chase for a city inn, bro.
Thank you so much.
Is that the fortress?
I might be losing my mind. I swear I saw it.
No, I gotta- I gotta find a good spot to raid because this is just ass crack.
Where even am I? Um...
All right, whatever. Um...
See the fucking furnace on there like are we griefing?
Minecraft furnace it really says.
Okay so we're going negative X.
Move move!
Dude, this is what like you I didn't even like you I didn't push you in bro.
You wanted to be pushed in whatever man I
I can't even pearl aggressively.
I mean six rotten flesh two potatoes.
Oh, I see it
I think we throw like one more pearl
I can't get rid of too many because I need these for my beds
Get some
I wonder if he cooks the potato frizz.
I feel like he probably didn't.
Oh!
Help!
I
Think I see one over there
Spawner over there with the blocks and shit off though magma cube actual fucking
Disco, okay good. This is good
I don't really scared of someone behind me
I have a few ideas cooking in my little brain notice how I said little
I think we just blind early.
I think we have to blind early, almost, like.
I don't really have any other choice.
Yeah man, just like really good for you.
Oh nice.
Let me...
You're nice please.
This Magma Cube can jump 20,000 blocks by the way.
Yeah man, you're just like so mature.
Like, dude.
Kill him and just reset.
We have to hunger reset now before anything catastrophic happens.
Where's my flint and spiel?
Right here.
We can blind and finish this later.
Let's even sleep.
Oh, I didn't pick a bed.
Oh, jeez.
There's plenty of wood here though.
I'm just like playing this as safe as I can, which in some people's eyes makes me a pussy,
but that's fine.
And then we'll do this, and then we'll die, and then we'll go back in.
I think that's good, but you guys know me.
Right seven?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Okay
No, I'm un-fucking it throw another one because I'm un-fucking so sad
There's no 20 eyes, bro. Fuck it like what's the worst that happens
Pick up all of my fucking eyes.
I did click on the bed, I hope.
Been a little safe because I don't know what I did or what I didn't.
I slept right?
Yeah, I did.
I did, okay.
Double click on it just in case.
Kill yourself.
Huge.
If that zombie dropped flesh, I'm actually gonna go pick that up.
a fucking poverty rondo pick up the bed fire as before we go back in I like my
decision-making right now it's a little slow but better slow than dead I need
three rods
Okay
Now we have to go
Wait what angle minus 54, so just let's just go back this way. Okay
We're going to minus 32 to 62. So we got just like kind of
Rip it like that way
And if I put on my boots, oh my god, they were stuck in the hole sucks, but whatever
Like, I think if 32 or 262 was like right here.
Can this fucking pussy...
I mean, I guess we'd crawl down to the lava.
just fucking be extra cautious if I don't my god I didn't even consider that
it's okay lava breaks your fall though a little bit right like not by much but it
does break it a little bit but I could have died there
these ones are these things are so weird man
what am I fucking doing are you stupid as hell but do you want anyone to love
Have you ever?
Ooh, wait, wait, wait, wait, whatever that, oh, hitboxes as well.
That could be it.
It's a little big, but maybe we just send it down mid and see what we got.
Fuck it, give me some armor.
I think I just turned here.
This is...
I'll check but oh my god do we hunger reset you know what let's hunger reset
let's let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it that's some crazy now
BT dubs
let's do it
It's like the pussy play, but it's like good enough
Save a bed here nah
Nah
Seven beds like you like I don't know about you got to be good enough to do it in seven beds like just the rules
One rotten flesh
really?
You might snap, you might snap.
ok
maza, maza, maza, maza
You know those big potatoes
GG bro
Geez the things I've seen
Bro, did you in the shipwreck did you grab the potatoes? Oh
Oh
No, I didn't know you didn't grab them. Fuck dude
I grabbed the potatoes and then I made baked potatoes in the fucking in the Bastion because we had no food
Yeah, no food. No, I just fuck I I asked though my my lava bucket is tilde
So I'm my fingers are dizzy like doing
F3 GC and I just lava bucket myself. That's unfortunate
Yeah, I wasn't even hunger. I just I just died
But I like the right fellas are you ready for the semis um
Our first match will be see what versus Liam. Okay, very nice. Where is see why why can't I play see why instead of super bow
That's not the bracket works
You can't pick who you want every round
Well, you know, it was like it was kind of like a yeah, like he begged me to not pick up
You know, like if I was lucky you didn't pick him bro. That guy's a demon. He dropped a 16 actually did
The highest average in the tournament right now, bro
No, let me and John went to war on those seeds like with the eyes and those seeds were fucking insane
But I see the RP
High key your first seed your ruin portal village was disgusting. No, that show was gross. That's actually gross
There was a pillager desert temple seed. That was also gross. That was my that was my too
Yeah, you've been getting hold on I've been getting some fucking disguise you see
You got in before saps did saps was like getting chased by six pillage. Yeah, I try to dig down
It's gross. I just want to go see bro
See what?
Yeah, sir. I was watching the infume reaction
So, you're good brother. It is your round against Liam. Best of three. You guys can do your picks and bans here.
Call the coin flip. I'll flip it for you guys. Heads or tails. I will let Liam pick.
Yep.
See what I picked. Give it over here. Give it over here.
No, he doesn't want it. Hello.
Oh
Hens sorry I was taking a big
Big miss on that Liam you said heads. Yeah
Yes, yes, yes, it was tails see what you get first band. What do you want to ban?
Yeah, I was on first off that was nobby's tail second man. Um, you get second man
Wait, I've been yeah, you've been first I'll ban
ruined portal
You guys see what?
Look in a band
Barry treasure for no reason in particular
Okay, there's no there's no chest didn't spawn
Ship on this room portal seed it was between village the only chest temple was this one
But it was fucking typographer whatever the cartographer yeah, I mean take a time chest three here this this is this is nothing
And just for clarification super Evo your game will be after this you guys
We have to we have to wait for the best three. Yeah, we're chill for a bit. Yeah, okay
You're going for like it. I can play another ring five right now. You probably couldn't play another two right games one game
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let me take let me take it. I guess you can say it was a ruined portal village. Let's get a clean village
Going okay, right? We're going for a good job. Route one apparently
We're going back to the village Liam see what guys started up whenever you want
I didn't know like what is this like either of us have the ability to pick a seed to blacksmiths that both had eyes
This is just a village seed, bro. I think you have the piss. Maybe I got misinformed. I think
Like oh, yeah, I do
Okay, I haven't done that
Okay, yeah, it's only for downing pickaxes. No, there's another novel there. No, there's no good looks on me
Only one room or where you got blessed up by Oliver maybe that's just crazy
All right guys, I'll make this quick. I'll be right back
That was tough that was fucking tough
Yeah, just see if it's just fucking disgusting yo Oliver were you at bro is Oliver here? Where's big O?
Where's big O at?
You don't get to call on big O like that I do though
Damn. That's fine. I mean I won. Like bro like these are slow like these were both slow times
but like bro given the circumstance like what could I have really done? You know what I mean?
You were extra safe? I mean I knew I was ahead so that's why I was extra safe but
If I knew I wasn't ahead I probably would have picked up the pace a little bit, but...
You removing like maharaga on those seeds?
What can I say, I just adapt.
Alright, who's playing first?
It's Siwat and Liam.
Let's pull these up.
Multi-Treech, Slash Liam, Slash C-Wathe Gaming.
Did I miss the Jurgots?
Nope, we're still going.
I am currently in the semi-finals against Evbo next.
We're gonna watch C-Wathe, Liam, and then we'll play
and then Grand Finals.
Good finals, all right.
All right, let me, let's read this.
All of you guys with Liam's voice for now,
and I will bear it back.
Is there a link for the bracket?
You're gonna think I'm kidding, jerkoffs.live.
Not a joke.
I'll bear it back.
Don't misspell it.
I'll be right back.
Am I blind?
I'm just like not seeing the smithy.
Wow.
There it is.
This is also shears.
Where's my hay?
No way there's no hay this way.
The one way I went.
Oh, there's a better lava pool and it's close to the ocean for gravel.
I like this route.
This is pretty good.
Oh, a better one.
I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I didn't get anything.
It's me that I spy as I stand up and fight, the only thing I know for real.
What up y'all?
Bro, so am I going to get a normal seed this tournament or what?
Oh John, thanks for the raid bro!
Sorry I had to do it to you.
We have a mother of a virus ripping through a major company file.
Appreciate the rate, John. Hope you take a one, bro.
Yo, honestly, I was thinking about that.
Maybe I do want more scuffed seeds, so like I have to adapt better?
Like, I think my adaptation might actually be like okay, all things considered.
I mean, I don't have like lightning fast fucking decision-making, like, like Feinberg does, but
I feel like I adapted to those seeds pretty well.
Like, who is ever gonna make furtive to make baked potatoes?
No one's doing that.
Yeah, I said ferni. Furnace, ferni, furnaces, ferni, ferni.
This kind of sucks using leaves. Like, oh, he didn't get the food from that, but it's
me, 28 bread. Are we smoking crack or are we donkey kong? We're smoking crack today.
I still can't believe these are two root names for fucking bashes.
Cracksmoker and Donkey Kong.
How do you tell the difference?
So wait, but he's doing Donkey Kong.
Okay, so, oh is it?
Okay, this is actually the worst.
This is the less optimal route that Liam's doing, but it's fine.
So there's on both sides of these bastions there's these like top compartments and sometimes they have chests, sometimes they don't.
If this side that Siwat is on has double chests you want to do this side which is crack smoker.
If this doesn't have double chests and the other side does that's Donkey Kong and you want to do Donkey Kong.
And if they both are missing chest, I believe Donkey Kong is better
Why are they called that it's just what they're called bro
I think the Donkey Kong one because you like you build up and then you go back around like you know arcade Donkey Kong
right
like
You go up one way then you go back the other way it's like I get it
crack smoker guys I don't know what a crack smoke pipe looks like I also am
you to my alerts here T-Rod thinks that's when I'm on prime will I have to
play another ff game in the future you know on the looks I had an itch to play
fucking it final fantasy 10 for some reason I don't know where that came from
I don't know if that'll ever happen but like I kind of was itching that recently
Oh my god. I have all the gold. That's so bad.
CJ, there's a 12 month prime. Sweets and Weenie and Keza and Avril, New York City just in
time stealth. Love, love, Swedomatic, Dirt, Dizzy, Quincy's, son of Quincy. T.O. Hawks,
Mortemist, Simplicity, Big Poshy, Kiever, there's a buddy.
So much time. Yeah Liam is currently behind you. Why is she what like going fucking sicko mode this turny? Oh
My god, I have no I just have to sit here and wait
When I can make another bed no fucking way
I
I have no strength.
Oh, that's bad.
There's a new Minecraft snapshot.
I don't know if this just came out today.
Look at this shit.
In Minecraft Java, Java Edition, the bug
where you couldn't operate the game during Japanese input
has been fixed after over 10 years.
After inputting Japanese in chat,
you can now move without hap-
No fucking, there's no way.
There's no way this isn't related.
I don't fucking buy it.
There is no way this shit's not- I'm gonna send us the one wig. Hold on.
I gotta send us the one wig.
They're calling this the Super TF patch.
that's fucking crazy smart
that's so fucking funny actually he just got his first rod
pretty bad for him he lost a lot I get maybe he couldn't find the spot
who's the mojang dev watching mid-offs I don't know bell
or the rates are just as like what is this do do do do do why do you say everybody like
that everybody yeah wait see what is making crazy pace by the way sub 10 blind
well he doesn't even do like a zoom-in thing he just like raw dogs in but what
the hell like these are some fucking forbidden strategies
This is what we used to do before Jingle.
Oh really?
He's not some spoon-fed elite.
I think Smacy, thinks it's 26 months, Will thinks it's a prime, Jack thinks it's a prime,
Coffee things are 70 my prime logi and green eggs and cam and cat napkins and Kira. Thanks everyone like can I do that?
No, I didn't get I just sent it him in the fucking it. I just add him in the disc. I'll just damn it. I'll fuck it
This is just cringe
Yeah, this terrain sucks for blinding
What music? Is this like Pokemon music? What am I listening to? This sounds like Pokemon
music now. So fuck man. Five beds. Gen five? We may have to add that one to the playlist
you all two more a cumula town from my back I stopped playing Minecraft after
gen 4 I stopped playing Pokemon after gen 4 I only played Ruby and I played
diamond when I was a kid that was it 44 I'm going on crime something you pee
I
Thanks flame night thanks for 71 prime sub bro and Rob these are 42 one prime. I love prime subbing. We all love prime
Pop right is straight right
It was given to the right. This is see what see what gaming on Twitch
smart
They should have gone straight
Let's go straight wait, I just realized that Liam like ketchup what I was like not really locked in how he catch up so much time
Loading takes the prime step as well.
Wait a minute, Liam in?
Why is his ninja brain bot like smack middle in his fucking scene?
I mean, why does he have it set up like that?
Oh shit, wait, this is tight.
I mean, Liam is ahead and he's half bowing, so like, by all accounts, he should get a first perch here.
Ooooooh!
I can't offhand. I can't do the offhand shit.
I'm done offhanding. It's the second run I've lost to offhand fucking bow.
Like, why am I doing this?
Ay, ay, ay, man.
Why am I even half bowing, actually?
And my pearls are off inventory for some reason.
How did I run out of pearls?
whoops I thought I had a stack of pearls actually my last pearl that's kind of
unreal
brutal equip that classic keep going yeah I'm about to rip a slur on this guy
What would I what would I even do here like I'm supposed to find my portal and get back
Oh jeez to get blocks yeah, I think I think you get blocks you find your portal and then
you just uh i maybe pick up a fucking you know nether cords yeah but it's gonna
take me like 10 minutes to get back i'm fucking dying look at this little
fucking baby zombie i have no food at your babies zombies are the most
fucked go back for hay
enemies bro they're so annoying no they're not they're not even the worst
like for speed runs like hoglins magma slimes oh brother bro
Like, don't even get me fucking started.
I think, I think, Seawatt's gonna like, almost a max purge.
Right.
Wow, I didn't even go in there.
I think you're gonna like, 13-20?
So this is gonna be like a max purge here for Seawatt.
I mean, it's straight north.
You're gonna fucking die, huh?
How much would it cost for you to do an indie horror night?
Bro, it doesn't cost me, it wouldn't have to cost me anything.
I do indie horror games.
Like, they're on a scale.
That's like a staple.
Like, what?
of the super tf stream bro
like what do you do what do you do when they pass through the fucking the two blocks high hill
in the nether they are waiting to see why
let me get low here nice bed nice bed i don't know how many he has but these are good beds
five bed let's go let's go holy shit let's fucking go dude I could have PB'd I
could have PB'd on that Wow
Hmm
Oh
How does Liam bro, I died it was a 20 minute run 20 something minute run the iron slays the gold
Oh my heart's going what's love's reaction that
Bro. Oh my. Damn.
Iron Slay the Gold. Yo, Seawat's going crazy here, no?
Seawat might run your pockets bro. I gotta go go into Evbo first.
let's fucking chill on seawall before we get to uh...
block of
that is cringe
do what an electric game though that was a loud
Honestly, I thought I lost when I saw you got in that was bullying you guys
I literally okay you say that and I agree at both good, but guys I hit a 12 minute time on emboe
All right, let's not act like I'm some fucking bum
Okay
You had a coach so did I bow
I think that looks good and I was actually bro he had didn't you have infume in his ear?
Well that was his coach right?
I think we pick that again. We can't do village and then you
because you want or I don't know if it switches because you started
our memory.
Smart and flush signalize go to speak.
You had boost for I got fruit and boost for I'm going to ban
you ever had a coach you had an entire team of professional
advisors sat in a conference room. Can we grow up a little bit?
Oh, we just did don't have to do something without that now
Yeah, so shipwreck and D tier love
Everybody's sending your ass to the bottom level of speed run civilization. No, bro. I'm actually
my god
I'm going for the one cycle. He jumps for the zero cycle like it is what it is man. Yo
Yo, what's up?
Congratulations to CWOT winning Game 1.
I think you guys are doing this with the wrong answer.
Oh, 1, right?
Yeah.
Oh, 1?
CWOT's up Game 1?
Yes.
So we are going to, you've just played what?
Village.
What seed?
Okay, so.
You're kidding me?
I know.
We just looked at that.
This shit is so fucking fucked.
Like, there's no way.
Oh, okay.
So
There's no way it's not related
Mojang dad, can you please DM me and say that yes, king we did it because of you smiley face
My face my keyboard breaks, I'm losing the lovely in my craft
Why is this lovely talking about it
the super TF patch has been added to Minecraft whoa this bug has finally been
fixed in Minecraft Java edition the bug where you couldn't operate the game
during Japanese input has been fixed after over 10 years after inputting
Japanese and chat you can now move without having to press haptwich full width
So you're telling me
That there was an input he could have used to a free this keyboard so we only reset due to his ineptitude
And then they patched out and the seed by the way that I was winning
He was what interesting
That's cool. That's interesting, bro
He died that's fucking interesting, bro
He said be fucking a fucking evil Baca something why even now fucking idiot, bro
Wait guys maybe this just does it just run deeper than everyone thinks not only am I a part of the netherite bourgeoisie
But I also have mojang devs tapped in as well
No, bro, Ludwig is not actually bitter, dawg. He's just kidding.
Ludwig hates you? No, he does not, bro.
food
Because I have two golden apples
This goes beyond the bourgeoisie you are a dead-ass part of the oligarchy
No, let's fucking let's calm down a little bit. Yeah chickens like can sometimes just not even let's fucking relax a little bit
Any good Chuck
StalinTF! What are we typing? What the- Yo, what is this po- Wait, is this- I've never
seen this. What is CYBOT? What the fuck? That is a freaky ass fountain, no? What the
hell? Yo, what up, fruit? Wait, fruit, you're actually not about- you're not allowed to
type in chat when I'm playing. I don't know if you're gonna watch this shit, but that
is not even joking, that's a rule, by the way. No coaches, no fucking Netherite Elite,
no top players are allowed to type in chat during the r- like now you're fine now! He
You can type Aga and Plink, but no advice, you know what I mean?
Oh I see Bastion N4, hold on.
I'm liking what I see.
Let me talk, he can't type because he'll be too busy talking in the background.
into your secret earpiece, bro.
I don't even know what you're talking about, man.
No way I'm manhunting those.
Oh my god, there's fucking shit everywhere.
Now get me out.
Is that cooked?
Smart.
Honestly, I think you just, wait,
see what, doing the flying bow tech?
It didn't even go too far, but.
It was a good show.
I'm gonna go up top.
Vibrating Morse code buttplug?
Cause I need to block this off anyway.
Oh hell no!
Okay so I'm gonna try to get armor and then...
I actually like this play from Liam.
Doing manhunt on lava floor with no armor is like,
you're gonna die doing that.
I like going up top here, I think this is smart.
Dude this is fucked.
I think this is smart.
How come even, it's so big?
Although this lava might be a fucking issue I'm gonna burn
Does he even need to block that off am I like losing my mind he doesn't even need to does
I feel like he doesn't have to do this at all.
Oh, maybe he does.
Wait, does?
Now this is actually fucked.
I don't even know what I would do here.
I don't even know like how this works.
I think he made it worse.
No, he's just trying to...
I see the vision, but like...
Wait, he has gold armor now.
He should just do manhunt, I feel like.
That's what I would do in this situation.
I feel like you go up here.
Like first you don't do manhunt because you don't have armor and it's lava base.
Then you go up here, you see this shit.
But it is at the well certainly you just like cut it off in the bottom right like I
Don't know
That seems smarter to me oh Jesus Liam yeah, yeah, I cut out the stairs
Oh my god bro my first game today was so I can't believe I did like what a
What a fucking catastrophe of a first game today.
Oh my god, what a catastrophe.
That's a little cringe.
Guys, I just need a warm up run.
That is what it is.
No, it's not WLM, but it is BO3.
So after this, I will play Evbo.
still fucking draining okay well four is southwest i kind of want to see how
seawat's gonna do this because i don't even think he knows about the lava like
yeah oh my god he's gonna do manhunt he's gonna dig into the wall and there's
just gonna be fucking lava everywhere he's gonna die again oh my god i feel
He's about to pop into the fortress
Oh my my go-no
Like
No, I don't want to burn my pigs. I need to check I can do this
That's good. Sure
It's almost
Done. Is it all oh my god
He's in parkour civilization. Holy fuck.
Technically parkour civilization is over the point.
Fuck it up. It should.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Does he do manhunt again here?
Surely we don't do manhunt again, right?
There's nothing in there. Do they even mind?
I need to see what Siwa's thinking here. My mouse is like, fuck.
What's Siwa's current course of action?
Oh, it's a lava housing, maybe that's what his holdup is.
He figured it out.
Yee.
Good play.
This guy might, he's still gonna be mad at you though.
Oh my god please it might just it might it might just fucking
And here's the problem
11th needs to stop getting advice. Hey, talk about how you start, bro. It's about how you finish. Don't forget that. Oh my god. I see. Oh my god. It's gonna oh don't
Don't think up, don't think up, don't think up.
Don't think up.
Don't think straight up.
Oh no, this piglet just go.
Ah!
Jesus.
I don't think he does he not realize that it's like in the bottom. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh
See maybe this is smart actually
This is just gonna dig or trade with these guys here. This might be the better play. I
Think Liam's done trading though finally
What the fuck? No, there's, there's, oh, this is so disgusting. No, you cannot, in
tournament there is no sea changing. There's no sea changing. Which honestly, I kind of
like that for tournaments. I think that's kind of neat.
the pill in your keyboard then you throw the first match to go against worst opponents.
What?
Unfortunately, Lutz saw through.
Keep it up to-
What do you mean by sea changing?
In MCSR, this mod, you- like, you can just-
I'm gonna go to private room real quick.
This is easier to explain.
Basically, when you hit escape, you can ask to change the play.
This shit is not it.
I'll show you.
So look, look, see?
Seed change.
Now, if I click it, it'll into the seed change,
because it's just me in a private room.
But normally, it sends out like a vote.
And then you have 30 seconds to say if you want to change it
or not.
So in ranked, most people are just going to fucking seed
change dog shit seeds, because nobody wants to play that shit.
Now we can go back to watching actually I lied let me just do this real quick
Did you need to show us that all right fine, I'll never fucking explain anything ever again
We got first through tenth to explain things, bucko.
Okay!
Well, I'm still in it!
I'm in top four right now!
Smart.
Y'all can whoo thugs for one prime, Mr. Game is fine with your bits.
Crunch and Star Director and meow meow, and Slade and Buttered Eggs and Karomsky and Pee Pee Down to Floor.
Thanks everybody.
I
Well, he's got this figured out so let's go see what Liam's up to really fucking stupid
Does he play on a four sensitivity normally
What but what? Oh
Oh, bowdye sense?
Wait, fuck.
Oh, for bowdye.
Interesting.
Right, right, right, right. But you don't need to do that anymore with toolscreen. If I keep
playing MCSR, I might set up toolscreens. That just seems so much better than Jingle.
Oh!
What the fuck?
What else can I do?
Sludge, if?
Like...
Click me?
Wait, how is he so a- Wait!
How did- How did- How did- How did-
How did Siwa make up time?
I want to throw a dumb pearl.
rates. Coach super tf1 I can't coach. I mean I could coach like the very basics but like
I'm here.
I don't know like
you know
Wait, I'm at the level.
Just build it here, build it here, build it here, yeah!
What is Bro talking about? Does anybody know?
What is Bro talking about?
I agree.
that's super from just sati and don't be sad bro be glad right be happy just turn
that frown upside down literally like one row what is this named alpha wolf but
begging for the attention of another man like an omega Kate thinking what are
we type in bro what are we fucking what are we typing then
why is it called Jeff I should have gone wrong website now my friends think
him game that is a lot of big decision that is a lot of big auger in it's like
I can't listen to the only way I die is if I have bow even though it's like correct
Like
Try get on my level you sheep. I'm just trying to drown the sadness. Enjoy your
Cheer up, bro, whatever's getting you down. Why is there a just say fuck it's suspicious user that is so
he's just being nice he's just cheering me on Liam should win this and it's one
one
what's the most annoying oh wait he trolled oh he should have won two oh oh my
god oh my god
He dropped the ball in that lava housing, huh? I guess he didn't really study how to do that
Well, he did he did die, but that's fine
Got you something
All right, Liam got it
All right one one
I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna be toxic. I don't he wasn't trying to be toxic
He was just he was happy that he was on pace and I respected
I
Want one
What does that mean I just like I don't know that means like a survival world I already did that bro
I think the meet you the 25 months destiny stick it to the Kaylee
Did you home portal no I had enough
Okay, well, let's go. We're in the final round.
This is coachless, yes. No coaching.
Best of three.
No, I don't.
Oh, I don't.
Do a world with your GF. Sorry, with my wife.
I have to give a couple of updates here.
First off, I did have to time out a member in your chat,
Maybe another right giving information. No never it's allowed in this event and just
Keep that warning going see what I do see a couple people trying to share information from Liam's game over to you
I think you called it out. I appreciate that. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm not going to vote only. No, no, no, I think it's fine
I think with both situations were taken care of maybe is dead Tim took him out back and we won't to worry about them anymore
Anyway for this final game it is going to be not you don't tell me what's happening in the other person's game and
And any Netherite Elite, if you are spreading information that you shouldn't be, you will also be taken out back for the remainder of the tournament.
Why do people dislike me giving something to a streamer and YouTuber I like? Get to life. Maybe do the same. Just why even care? Sorry, like I said, I'll go.
Wait, okay, what is going on, bro? This is getting a bit much. What is happening? What is happening?
I
Yeah, we're gonna do we're gonna do ship
Really quick
Good luck. Good luck. Sorry, bro. You want to stay here all the chill here. Yeah, I got
I
Did not look at me the messages like I'm just want to I saw me be typing
We can't be given the help during the tournament that is a fact
I can't even everybody's like I did you know the way I've seen it and so I
bought it before checked I'm serious I had a plan for the lot of housing I
played it fucking ten minutes slow safe and it worked out I literally saw you
looking at chat of course I looked at chat what should I not look at all these
people are mad that inside your attention stop just chill just chill bro it's
It's okay. It's okay. I just chill. Just chill, bro. You you got it. You got it. Just chill man. Take a breather
Do me a favor get up from your seat and take a walk take a walk around your house real quick
Get some water take a walk. Don't don't actually don't type again until you do that. All right. Trust me
Trust me on that. I'm kidding. Just chill, bro. I don't even have this. I do have this
I'm like stretching my toes I have like a weird sitting in my toes
When you
Briskett extra prime son chaos extra three months man
Get a wireless keyboard and type while you walk don't do that
Don't do that
And he was Nordam Roblox cheer
It's only the cold
It's me that I spy as I stand up and fight the only thing
And if you don't want to be scuffed I'm totally down to run
I haven't seen anything like a
I don't think you're cheating, and I'm not cheating, like, I would rather not just, not, like, ruin the stream, but...
Okay, okay, yeah, I'll go, I'll go, okay, we're down to Brian. I've, thus far, I've not seen anything in my chat that was, like, an advantage. I'm not really even looking at chat, it looks maybe twice, so long.
Yeah, if you lose this I'm giving slime a crossbow in your live location be more
Bro was slime it
A lot of the stream because I googled jerk off to live
He seems nice, but he kept asking for money I asked where's the minecraft
He began doing weird things with his pants. So I closed the tab and came here. What did I miss?
My girlfriend is embarrassed right now because I keep telling the truth very loudly in this
unit at UCLA, Ronald Reagan Medical Center, that what they did when I was under is they
took my penis away and they removed it from my body, don't tell me to stop.
Do not ever tell me to stop.
Why is he in the hospital?
They stole his penis.
It's not fucking funny.
He just told you.
I don't know where it is. I have a guess that it's...
Get a heart surgery?
Wait, that's scary. Holy fuck.
I hope he's doing all right go see him bro if he needs me I'll be there how much we did
45 wheat in a beat in a shipwreck
Wait
Is this a woodlight seed wait wait wait wait what wait what's happening here?
Oh, no, I'm stupid
the top right hope everyone has a good day yeah you see guys sometimes just got
to take a walk see yay it helps I promise
Liam will clear you, we ran into each other last night at rank and he beat me because
I died in the Bastion like a dumb chid.
She part difficult to attend ill admit. I'm happy
Smart oh funny number. Yeah, that's coming. It's 67 months, bro
I agree. I hope everyone has a good day. W. Yeah posy vibes
I
See what looking to get a first entry here
Bro, see what he does like all this like
Not standardized
um...
like strategies and i have to explain it
like it's so funky the way he does some stuff
his portal bills are so weird
lamal alpha wolf
more like cringy
guys let's just stop you know it's all be nice
what the hell
was a noise
The hell?
What?
Bro, did some of these seats that I heard disgusting?
Like we spawn at like Y level fucking 30 and we're just building up a ravine like what are these seeds man?
You're acting like this isn't a picture of your coach is figuring out how to win mid-off
But there just has to be someone at this table that just like didn't say anything and was just useless and could have not been there, right?
Like surely
Probably like half of them realistically
It's a treasure fucking and my short life fun fact for every nice thing you say chat
You get to shave a week off super's lifespan. What so get to it with the posy vibes
Arga
Hey, I kind of want to see if I can see my give some I can't know what you don't have to do you do you got it?
Just chill just you don't have to oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Why are there gags? Just relax. I'm sure gags are not standardized. Everyone have a nice day.
Oh my god. I can't. Pausey vibes everybody.
Oh god.
I mean this is a bit, right?
This is just this is just a bit. There's a bit here
You don't have to give money to super he has plenty unless it's $2 or 200 bits give those to him
But type something funny
You won't gift anything all talk
If your bits are in the triple digits, then yeah, you can see yourself out
How about instead of gifting some sweet if time presents to a job also, why is see one in the fortress?
I'm going to get a little evil. Oh god. It's not it's not I lost one. It's fine
I don't like oh go
You just gotta chill man, you just gotta relax it's a bit I'm being I'm being gone. I'm being gone. I'm being gone
No one actually even can't like no one in chat actually gives a fuck. Everyone's just fucking me make it's all just
Just chill
Yo, you got a move
Super can you add fall winning as a sub emotes those chubs of twitch removed is a blow. Well, it's a 7 TV emote
You can
Seven win. I mean seven win. Fall win.
I mean we have we have auga tail so you can be a little bit more like
Oh jeez
What if the Joker was blue and orange transgender pride lesbian pride the woker if you would I think it's kind of ironic
That the seeds have been this shit in the jerks. Oh
Really bad that I gave up a little block
Super is lying chatter. Wow
Alpha wolf careful homie. I'm on your team and that's dangerous team to be on
Oh my god, see what? See what? Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort!
Guys, what did I do wrong? Why is Chet mean? How do I fix it, super?
Oh, I was going to do that and then I came back.
Oh!
Yeah, we saw that. We saw that. It's pretty funny.
I'm watching it, I'm watching it, I'm watching it, I'm watching it.
It's turning the screws on super cause you can tell he genuinely doesn't know what to do about this.
Alright.
Look at this guy hitting the speed laugh at every 200 bit on the floor.
You do start for attention.
Despicable.
What did I do, sob?
Pay money PLS, get a job, you little man.
Aw, thanks, loves.
We're playing Pretend See Creatures after the stream.
Just make sure you know what see creature you wanna be beforehand, Ardor.
Everybody help me!
No, little dude!
Honest!
What up? Hold on. I-I hate him.
It's not just everyone guys. Let's all be positive. I want you to sit in the nice but the person above you go
The person above you in chat is in the nice. Oh my god. Oh
okay gravity you had a fucking you had a risky one bro you said i like your user name
you had you don't even you don't know who you could have been in the fucking chat before
you bro back like you are playing
They're topping me.
And they stop, bro. And they fucking stop.
Wolf maybe twitches you for you, maybe try Facebook. Smile.
Why are you letting chat be mean to your alpha wolf?
Your alpha wolf didn't do anything except give you money in his time.
Yuralfa wolf is just trying to have a nice night. Yuralfa Wolf can't believe you won't even tell your chat to think about calming down.
How many times have I said fucking positive eyes by the way?
Yuralfa Wolf shouldn't have to think about the 8,000 other chatters trying to do the same thing.
Yuralfa Wolf is frowning and you know what? I'm frowning too.
According to all know
There is no way be should be able to fly it swings are too small to get its fat
little body off the ground the bee of course the bees anyway because bees
don't care what humans think is impossible what kind of fucking shit is
you are doing here bro yellow black and yellow let's shake it off
I
What's happening see what it's still the bastion I don't know if he's
My butt clenched, I don't know if he needs more obby 18 obby. Yeah, we need more obby here
We need a fuck. Wait does he have all the gold on the bottom and only eight? Wait how
did we in the hell are we? I'm so confused. I'm back where I was. GG. GG. What? What do
What do you mean?
See, I died, GG.
That's GG.
Unless Liam dies too.
I don't know.
Was I this way already?
I checked that, I checked that.
I'm getting overstimed. I have to wait for like 5 minutes. I gotta just chill.
I'm getting overstimed, I'm getting overstimed.
I can't go oversteer, yeah.
This is new. I didn't cross through lava.
Start warming up? Should I?
You're fucking kidding me.
I feel like I'm okay.
What is this even?
Oh my god.
I think that's a one in a million.
It's Evbo?
It's actually bad. I guess I'm...
I guess we can do a few like...
No, I think I'll be okay.
My explosives are bad. Do I have anything?
Okay, I think four.
I'm definitely fine to mine this out of it.
I might need a little bit of a snack.
Um...
Before anything.
Oh my god.
Give me give me give me one.
Five.
I don't want to die though.
Oh my god oh my whoa five anchors okay we're fucking fine minus 120
I don't know what I'm not checking the chat. I'm just making a loud it says he entered the bastion
But I saw him. Oh my god. There's a man. I hate wolves
And you're out for things to fight it says bro. Thank you very much, man
anime and Wataru and alteration and BMK and Thunder Thog and Dono and Rexie and
Kimberly and Eden Wookiees, Dankon, Deandroid, thanks everybody.
Wait I was like how was she what so behind I'm and then he fucking died
I didn't need
I'm just gonna lob a problem. I don't know why this room is like so scoffed. There we go. That's what you do here
You had your stem break plea or re-enable notice I'll think about it. Oh
Wait, that's where I want to go I
I prime sub you once and you didn't say anything so you're dead to me. My bad, bro
Thanks for the sub maybe a few months ago or my bad, bro. I apologize
When I get banned if I went to Liam's chat to play TTS for your stream
Well, that's like really cringe like unironically cringe. So do it that what you will
Yo, uh, Ellie, thanks for the 44 month prime.
That's pretty good.
Strig, right?
Oh my god.
No, it's actually cringe.
That's- I'm just meeting.
That's actually cringe as fuck.
I'm just gonna- I'm just gonna unmute my alerts.
That's actually so cringe.
I'm just gonna unmute my alerts, whatever, bro.
I don't unmute it, I'll deal with whatever.
Do, do.
Enchanted life.
New year, my mom.
Do, do.
Wait a minute, Liam, in the end though.
yeah so anyway what's with you being a dick to your alpha wolf not bro I'm not
being a fucking dick guys at the end of the day does any of this matter to
super we roll just he actually in the bathroom still sorry I'm not part of
I'm just like, what are you saying?
I should fucking put an anchor here.
So fucking careful right now.
That's awesome, bro!
This is kind of hard, huh?
So I need to not botch this.
the vibe challenge level impossible he's at work right now and y'all are at home perhaps learn
your place but both anchors no i'm looking a little bit now because like i'm just chilling
oh really i mean i don't know how many best liam has but it should be a free
This should be a free win here for Liam barring some absolute fucking catastrophe
Wait, oh he has four anchors three beds four anchors, I should be out you always say my name wrong, but I forgive you
I'm sorry. Hey Lynn. I'm sorry I
I apologize. Or is it Hail-Nar? HAIL-NAR! I got it! I actually, I like processed it.
Oh, Hale-Nar.
Yeah, I did this morning, actually.
Wait, anchor only?
Bang!
Hold those and come after.
for those who come off the
may we speak
NO!
WHAT?!
uh...
the seeds that we played were fucking ass
i'm not gonna remember what happened
for no reason whatsoever i'm praying on some chicanery to happen
i had some absolute cinema that i thought was gonna actually save me so much time
Because basically I made shears instead of playing Steel by accident.
And then I was like, well, we're just gonna have to hope the portal self starts and I try to set it up to self start.
And it framed one almost as fast as Flint and stealing it self starting without playing Steel.
Once again, maybe we talk.
So I used the lead to go up, off the bat instead of digging through the wall.
What?
But actually it was really bad up there.
And when I died on my second life, I just mined through the wall because I saw you found it before me, even though that happened.
I don't play Minecraft, so pretty much anything that even looks like health is getting shot during this run.
Wait, the Bastion? I think I power up some people.
Guys, most important things, do not...
You can't tell me anything about the other person's run.
And if you are a part of the Netherite, basically any checkies that are fucking run in their mouth,
Be careful.
Smart.
But you can give all your normal shit.
This Minecraft shit gets serious. It really lets you see what's behind the mask coat.
Did you mean beneath the mask?
If you're talking about the persona song, isn't it beneath, not behind?
Smart. Get ready for beatdown.
Unmute a little bit. Oh, shit, my fault.
Right. What up, bro?
What is up to you, too?
Guys, congrats to making it to the semi finals.
You beat a lot of great gamers to make it this far in the jerkoffs.
But you're not at the completion yet.
You want to get all the way through.
True. Do that. You have to go through each other here.
Now, I'm going to start off by offering a coin flip.
Does anyone want to call it in the air?
Super.
You got it.
Super.
Call heads me.
How's this?
Once I can Google comes like that's fine.
Oh, there we go.
Hey, congratulations.
Yeah.
I'll get second man.
I'll get second.
Sounds good to me.
and bill your band I will ban very treasure sounds good to me very treasure
is out I will ban shipwreck okay no ocean seeds and ribbon portal okay I will
ban village already we're going to desert temple boys sir that's the three
here and jump in when you guys are ready to go yep well I did you see that a
We're taking about a little Minecraft new snapshot.
Did the super TF update?
Yep.
And then they timed it for right after mid-offs, right after New York City's makeup.
Yeah, bro, that's awesome, bro.
How's your Hurigana, dude?
Let me hear some Japanese.
I get nervous when people ask me to speak and I get really nervous.
I'm very nervous.
Excuse me.
Are you fluent in Japanese?
Wow, are you fluent?
You are very fluent in Japanese.
Anyways, you want to go pick our seats?
Yeah, let's get out of here.
Anyways.
Alright, so I'll make a room.
And then I think you could I think are you already said it? Oh look at you. Yeah, man. MC2. All right. We are doing a desert temple
Yep
Bro super, you know, what is your superpower? What's that bro? Wait, would you serve it?
MC2
You were like while I was watching your mid-off like you're so comic collect like you have that competitive
Like experience. No, bro. I get a little nervous. I can't you have extreme competitive
Stability like so many reasons under your belt like this. Just that's just insane. Thank you, bro
Um
How are how are the games with them?
My secret dog shit today. I've had fucking terrible seeds
I had my my seat at my game against saps was a DT with a
Pillager outpost. Yeah, I watched that was that my two games against
John one was a ruined portal seed
But just kidding it bugged and it turned into a village seed because there was no fucking chest with the room and portal
It got built into a house and then my third seed
But what happened in that third game I'm trying to remember some bullshit. I know I know though. Oh
It was a fucking we got no food from the shipwreck and I had a fucking make roasted potatoes in the Bastion
Yeah, that's tech though. I've done that before that's disgusting
thing. Um, are you ready? I am ready whenever you are, bro.
All right. Good luck, Super. G. L. Bell.
I'm muted up.
Enchanted night.
I
See lava, okay, nice lawful right here. Not too bad. So if I know bullshit
Very good
Diamonds too, huh?
Nine iron, I wonder how many diamonds it was.
It looked like just one, but I'm not really sure.
Um, four?
What the fuck?
Four diamonds, huh?
So pick shovel, iron axe bucket, she-
Uh...
Eight gold as well? Like what the fuck is going on?
Is there a river anywhere? Where am I going to get flint?
Oh, how much rotten flesh? Eight rotten flesh is like kinda shit.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
We're not gonna troll.
I'm gonna get lava, but we're gonna delay the entry because I don't know if I'm gonna
get flint anywhere.
I should woodlight while I'm waiting if I if nothing else
Right is that makes sense at all and then go find some fucking animals. I don't even know where animals are though
Guys look away this is this is brutal
It is what it is guys you gotta do what you gotta do
Like I'm not the monster here
I hate getting
Ah, this is so bad man
This is like such an awful fucking I hate what I did here
But it's not the worst because now okay now. I just need fucking gravel. I should have wood lit
Like earlier, but like it's too late now.
I mean it's not too late, we just do it.
What am I saying?
We make this out of wood, I believe, and then we...
And then we have to go...
Okay, dick. Huge, huge woodlight.
This is this 40 spike over here. I'm actually gonna do some shit here. Give me that.
that I I sincerely doubt he went to that village lessons right there.
So I should be like way ahead on the food situation.
I think we just go up and then go down. That seems like a good play.
Whoa, my butt got so tight. Holy shit. I was fucking clenched. Oh my god.
That was insane.
That was fucking insane though. Well, he got to that Bastion way quicker than I did. He also didn't craft probably.
Why do I feel like I may be on the wrong bastion?
No, maybe not actually.
What are we looking at here anyways?
Housing or stables?
Surely this opens?
Surely?
There it is.
this is another housing well huge then we just get this out of inventory before I
kill myself
Stop
Oh my god, I didn't make a diamond shovel I could have made a fucking jukebox. Could you imagine that?
chesticle over here. Yeah, I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that.
Finder probably had a fucking parlay for that pig step. Sorry, bro. Parlay is killed.
I don't know what my thing is, though.
Do I?
Okay, I'm breathing hard, holy fuck.
Uh, Pearl's string?
Looking good?
She's giving me a fire-res?
Fire-res is good?
I think I'm outta here.
Okay.
Um, I don't know what my thing is, though.
Do I?
No, so we're just going to have to get a little goofy here.
I kind of hate doing this, but OK.
And then we go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
OK, so in 7.
1, 2, 3.
No.
So we go here?
11.
So it's just that way?
OK.
Where's my turtle?
Oh my god.
Does that open?
Wait, is that it right there?
Do I see that? Do my eyes deceive me?
Oh man!
So we back in the mine?
Probably didn't actually need to...
...ray?
But it's fine.
It's not like I lost much time doing that.
Uhh...
Maybe up?
Yeeeeeeeah, that sucks.
I just hope he doesn't enter from the good side, because then I'd be in a fucked position.
Um, I hear a weird skeleton.
I just cringed.
There you are.
Run past him!
Mmm.
Oh, hell.
Oh, wait.
Oh hell.
Oh wait, dude.
Block clutch?
My god, bro!
I'll put this down, that's just not it, roll, 1, 2, um, I don't have a nether brick, shit.
Um, what can I blow it up with?
I think, I swear I remember fruit saying wood works.
I have to, no but wait.
I need wood.
Um, I don't know what works here.
I don't have brick, I don't have black stone.
Obby's not gonna, I think the only thing I can do is, I swear fruit said this works.
If he lied to me, he's fucking, gonna be in a world of hurt.
to say that I think it's fine I know I had TNT but I didn't really know I don't
know maybe maybe bad play maybe this play I think it's fine given the
situation I didn't want to put more wood cringe cringe mechanic at Mojang fix
this go back to 1.16 and fix it please
Oh my god, you guys are careful, bro.
Start clearing inventory.
Don't need you, you, you.
Don't need you.
Okay, make your beds.
Make how many anchors?
Oh, glow.
How can I make anchors?
I can make three anchors.
And then we're going to start building my portal like that.
I swear my food storage is like hasty better.
I feel like there's no way he went to the village for food.
building huge I definitely my flint and steel somehow I never do that little
scary thank God I have these though I like the fuck
Okay, we're out, we're out, we're out.
Fuck, sleeping in the dark through the angle here, actually we need to go up a little more,
I don't like that.
You might not be able to never, never travel to the stronghold due to portal linking.
Okay!
Never seen that before!
It shouldn't be an issue.
Probably.
Um... Hmm...
Well...
I don't know what that means.
Does that mean it's close to me?
Wait, we just run there then.
We just run.
Wait, it's like so close.
1428 minus, we just fucking haul ass.
396, 1428.
1428 minus 398, this should be it.
Huge.
Never had that, never had to do that before, that was so odd.
I saw something, maybe, oh hitboxes?
I kind of want to just send this down mid here to the left.
It still should be here somewhere.
Maybe down?
I mean it could.
No, no, no, no, no.
Um...
Oh, is that it?
No, it's starting room.
Lol.
Maybe rescreen angle?
That looks good.
So like to the right?
Did we just like get freaky?
I don't know.
Maybe too freaky for a guy like me?
I don't...
Did I already go down here?
Oh my god.
Maybe back to starter?
I mean the hidden room maybe?
I don't know.
Starter hidden room could be likely.
Okay.
In.
We just go, go, go, we gotta make up time, bro.
Did I ever get a crossbow?
Mmmmm, you're not lucky.
Could part- it could part soon.
Well, I felt my crank a zero cycle, I'm a little scared.
I like this block. Oh, hello
He's alive
Pussy never stepped to me again
Why didn't I see him enter the- Oh, he did get ice while I was even realizing.
All right, not bad.
Alright GG bro.
Geez.
Dude, I'm such a chud bro.
What?
I'm really was on the like.
I was in the middle of the portal and like I was like, I was like, I'm going for the
zero.
Like I had everything set up.
I had so many beds because they got like extra sheep.
I like do the full spin, put in all the eyes and I forgot to pick up the eye I threw originally
and I just stood there with 11.
Oh, geez.
Wait, did you, um, was your portal too close to, uh, yeah, you just ran it, right?
Yeah.
I was, I never had to do that before.
I don't know I freaked out a second that was that was funny. That was funny
On your game one dub and bow sad to see the pearl get left behind that was pretty funny, I'm not gonna lie
Yep, I didn't see that I did
No, I didn't I just I would I would let I would let I went for a flint gambit
And it was bad because I ran super far to the ocean
No, I wouldn't know village, but he actually tanked it no food kind of masterfully like he never he didn't even blind early
Yeah, that was actually good. You actually played beast mode in the fortress cuz super had 30 red. Yeah, I had so much
I got way too many fucking hey bells
Well, either way well played you guys are on a game to you get first ban super yeah
Wait, no, he should get first man
I
Because I had first-band last yeah, but you but like you lost
First-band yeah, okay sure
Just can't go back and
Desert temple, I guess
Well, no, we already have no you did that. That's not even option. We've been in something else
Wait, what do you mean? I have so I can't ban desert temple because we can't go back there
So like it's out of the pool. So now I
I see I see I see I see um I'll ban BT. Okay, I'll ban shipwreck
I'll ban
Just pick where do you want to go a villager room portal? I'll give it all just do a village village see the village see y'all sure
Boot it up when you're ready
Sounds good
I haven't really done a village in a minute. I know I've you ready. Yeah, I'm ready when you are
Or I good luck. All right. That was a good game. That was a good game. See ya, bro
Okay, ninja brain bot is reset
I've been shipwrecked because I fucking hate shipwreck
What the fuck we got the floating how okay time lost you got the floating house that's kind of tough
We're next to a swamp as well.
I see the lava pool.
Very nice.
Make boots here, for sure.
We make boots.
Gary is being slain, everybody.
I'm sorry.
It's just the reality, the situation.
It has to happen.
Like, it is what it is.
I don't want to, but these are the things
that have to happen in real life, you know?
I'm sorry.
Okay, we're gonna get seven. That should be plenty. Gary, I just saw him. You can't
run. I will hunt you down till you're fucking dying breath. Just need flint right there.
I see gravel.
We need to make a bucket and a flint and steel.
Uh-huh.
Get some more wood while we're at it.
Take down some homes.
Flip and steel.
You guys ever seen the Minecraft movie?
I didn't see it.
But like, that's like a thing, isn't it?
We're gonna make a bucket.
No, yeah, bucket, flint and steel, and a boat.
That sounds good.
boat, bucket, we're going to run with our flint and wait and make our food now too.
I think that's a smart idea.
Um, we're going to get gravel, I saw it right there, and right next to the fucking lava
pool, a lava buh, what is bro saying?
Coulda!
Mmm, might need to make shears for some lava or for some leaves.
I think that's a good idea.
shout maybe and then we're just gonna build a portal oh probably should have
grab two beds from the village didn't really think about it it's fine that was
not the end of the world
I don't know if it's bridge bridge seems like bridge we need some burn proof
blocks whoa that fucking skeleton just tried to fucking obliterate me is this
crack smoker or donkey I don't really know I think it's donkey Kong maybe I
didn't walk I mean you can do both it's just like less efficient if you do the
wrong. I think I'm also better at Donkey Kong. I don't even know if I can beat that actually.
Stop hitting me, you fucking shit. You're shooting each other, you're literally killing
each other. You're literally killing each other. I'm getting bitched.
It's not Donkey Kong shit.
Shit.
I mean, you could- I think I still commit, though.
Oh my God, it is!
Thank God!
Unless that's built-in.
Um, let me eat before I do anything here, if I want to die.
I'm gonna get up right?
Where's this dumbass?
I'm gonna get up, right?
Where's this dumbass?
Uh...
Did I see it?
Let's just do this now.
I kind of like this for me on the loaks.
Okay, wait, so it was a 7?
Okay, so it's just negative x, negative x.
I think that's fine.
We negative x this, then we're going to go...
I don't know if this was built in or if this was double chests.
He died he had to have oh shiny he had to have died or he just
No, surely he died
Surely
Like there's almost I'm like convinced he's dead
This is I don't even know what's happening here
I'm just like a little nervous like what if I don't get 20 obby like I don't know what like what do you do about chests when you
don't have enough. I could hold a portal. Let's just see what we got here. Let's see what this
dick can do. 21 obby. Oh my god. And then we split my string. I have enough pearls. Dispose of you.
You. Just get one more fire raise. I think I can play this a little. I thought I just throw a glowstone
I think I it was this way negative x right that's what I said oh no soul
sand boots you dumb ugly chud let's skip let's get moving I want to take love
out of the hot bar maybe just don't die I think if you don't die you have a
a fucking disgusting lead ATM. I should see it. Okay, so he didn't die a major alert everybody.
Somehow he got Oshiny. I'm a little concerned about that. I thought I had time. We gotta
get moving. We gotta pick up the goddamn pace. Okay, my PC almost blew up. What the hell?
Fast fucking pearl. What if fire is? I do still. Okay, we're good
Stone axes are rage bait. Just don't don't don't engage. It's rage bait. Don't do not engage everybody
Oh, yeah, I blew it up or I fucking dropped in lava lol
I think we build out first before we even bother killing.
I think that's a good play.
No soul sin, I'm gonna frown doing this, but it's worth it.
You need to fuck right off and die.
I'm not kidding.
about rage bait those motherfuckers are the masters at it
oh fuc- grab an idea
huge
I'm just gonna keep chugging, Brad. I don't want to hit.
Let's start building my portal and my everything.
Give it some shit you don't need. Like, you, you, you. We're gonna make another fucking
fire as before you fucking plank. You dumb piece of shit.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, um,
Place powder, bang, wool, bed, dough, uh-huh.
This here, one, two, one, two, three, one, two, one, two, three.
I need three more, two more.
He's a little ahead, but it's a bunch of- oh shit, um, that's annoying.
more. I think that's, I think that's going to be a little check. Write three blocks.
broke we need just two eyes and then we can get the third one so we just need
we just need one more blazerot and we're gone we are also going 145 he's
already in the fucking he's fucking zoomed I didn't even get a thing
Do I just send it on this?
145 is that way? It's not even that far.
It's like one portal back to the floor.
If you don't give it to me here, I have to go and see what I think.
No, you can't play for a-
THIS IS DISTURBING!
Oh, fuck you.
What it's it's it's literally like right over there
Made it 174 minus 138
Made it 174 is me a fuck after just hope he fucks up
138 is here
One 74 is gonna be here
I've really got tight doing that
Fuck
You say fuck preemptive and just run it
Where are the just run it enjoyers everybody
Okay, grantive enjoyers eating fucking massively tonight. Oh my god, they're fucking feasting, actually.
What? I beg your pardon? What's happening in this stronghold? What? Huh? What? Okay.
Am I dumb as a bag of rocks?
Oh wait, I didn't go here to die.
Huh?
What's happening?
I'm not in starter!
Yeah, that would do it.
Maybe we have to preemptive then.
And then, like I have to find a way to go.
Oh, looking at my pie charts here, the box is off by the way.
There's something like that, like whatever the hell that is, I gotta go that way.
This is Starter, right?
Yeah.
But it's still like- Brother, what?
Kind of Abomination?
I could have left on fo- That's disgusting.
I could have actually left.
No way.
I mean he has to either fuck up or I think he's guaranteed a purge before me so I don't
I don't really know.
Did I pick up a crossbow?
No, I didn't, because we're not trashed, right?
Okay.
Um...
Good insta.
Damn!
Oh, that gas bro, I think that gas really just threw me off.
I should have, well, it was approaching him.
Sorry.
Damn, good run bro.
No, GG's, GG's.
I almost had something crazy happen to me.
I literally had an Enderman pearl teleport into my pearl and I thought it was GGs.
Fuck.
Y'all ready for a game three?
Yeah, bro, I was getting fucking-
You're mad about that gas, eh?
I was getting tortured by a gas, bro.
That was so annoying.
Yeah.
But, um...
Yeah.
Yeah, I also fucked up my-
I mean, if you just didn't realize you weren't in Starter, you probably could have won that still.
Yeah, I thought I was in Starter, that's another- I was like so confused and then I realized that-
There was because it looked like a starter room, but I then I turned around and there was no fucking there's no staircase so
Oliver's ho in you here
Yeah, Oliver is really fucking pissing me off today. Actually, I'm gonna have a I'm gonna have an angry conversation with him later, but
You know me too about one way you saw me going for the zero, right? I know you wanted it
I like I mean it's like a back tower and it's like 90 like that might have been 97
like I'm not doing that like not doing a back tower side set up zero just give me up front cage
Yeah, it was a lot. It was a lot and those also like weird terrain to even get there. Yeah. Yeah
Got all over spissing me off. Well game three boys. Yeah is your band you get one band at bow
Band desert temple or village? Okay? I'm just going berry charger. I don't really know
You want a band break just then we have what shipwreck room and portal that's it. Yeah, let's go. Let's go to room portal. Shall we?
Oh god, let's hit a little room portal room portal time. Let's do a quick one
Yeah, let me get that on
might
Have power to control the seed might do a little shipwreck
Shipwreck action here. I shipwreck gives me the heebie-jeebies disgusting
All right, I'm ready.
Hi bro, I'm ready too.
Good luck.
All right, good luck bro.
Bro, he's talking about one cycling.
If he gets on a good one cycle angle, I don't know, he could fuck it up too.
We're in portal.
Here we go.
Okay.
What the fuck a bell what the hell is that bell?
Like are we griefing?
So we have to do a bucket enter which is interesting
You get a little more wood
I can also get cheers?
I think sh- oh no no no no I can't, that's actually a troll.
Technically it's not guaranteed.
Also no fucking food except for one golden apple.
Okay, uh, I have to make a wooden pick, because I have to do some shit here.
Yeah, this is fine.
And then we have to, okay, you cannot take damage right now by the way.
So what we're gonna do is we have to dig out like a little frame for where we want my portal
to be.
And then we go too deep, and then we go, uh, like this, right?
Then we go, where would it- is it- shh, my brain hurts.
Is this right?
Oh wait, it's fucking flowing from under.
My head kinda hurts.
I don't know if I did this right, but let's just say fuck it and see what's the worst that could happen.
That's way better.
I think I said I dug this deeper than I needed to as well, which is kind of funny, but uh...
slow but he did it
and we're looking to kill hoglins maybe in the nether
what do you that way probably but there's like no terrain man like what is my
terrain he says is if his terrain is different like wait I thought the line
Sorry guys.
I have to be like, wish, like, bro, no food on this shit, man.
This is unbreaking.
No bane of arthropods.
Yeah, thanks, bro.
Just double check.
Okay, it's got to be like right.
I see it.
It's bridge.
my favorite bridge bridge hello under man but we cannot mind this yet we have to
go in which is actually good because I can clear the hoglands get food figure
out if I'm doing crack smoker or donkey um
Let's just set it up and then check.
Built in, built in.
I died.
What is happening?
Right good.
Okay, so now we go back to the chalice, and Cracksmokers are already set up so we just
run.
Why eat this now?
Fuck off!
I don't really know about eating this now.
a little scary. Maybe I'll start trading all Edie because I'm going to take more damage
on the way over. I see hogs there. Could kill them for food. Okay, and then... I don't want
take any damage. Be nice to me. Fuck you!
He's already built so we just do this.
One pig, W trades. Two pig, three pig.
There's like 20 of these guys here.
Oh my god.
This shit ain't all dumb as fuck.
He's just going.
Why are they all down?
Jesus Christ.
Because now...
Um...
I don't think I saw it, right?
So...
It's 15 so we go to 11.
Wait I fucked up.
11? What's happening?
No. No. 15.
Okay it's positive Z. Jesus.
These guys are annoying.
It's just like, I did.
Oh my god.
String is good.
Garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage.
Ass trash is dumb.
Stupid, ugly, useless, dumb piece of shit.
Loser.
I'm gone.
I'm gone, but I need food.
Like, am I really gonna, I need glowstone, do I throw it?
I want to get to the fortress at least before I have to respawn anchor.
That's my goal.
If I can do that, I think I'm chillin'.
Okay, well.
I also missed Soul Sand Boots because he got sued up and I didn't so he...
Okay I think we just have to do it now I mean this has to open up right please
Oh
Where's my floor it's probably more to the right like it has to be more to the right
Hey, hey
This way.
You think this terrain opens?
This is so dumb that I'm doing.
If I die, and like, I have to- oh my god.
Fucking no one plus ease.
I really wanna, I wanna get to the spawner before I reset.
What the hell?
Toss!
How does this work?
I've never had to do that before.
I just like don't need all this shit, I just like don't need it.
What the hell, crot 4 boots those were?
I
Do the fire
Okay, this is good, do you have anything to say to me?
Remember, you have no food, so be very careful.
Let's also just, hmmm...
Go on a really good pace.
Really good pace.
Are we just blind now?
And then we can even hunger reset again if we need to?
I don't hate the idea.
I don't hate- I don't hate the idea.
I think it's fine, mostly, and then I'll do it after I throw my pearls.
You have to place your bet again, though.
Don't fucking forget that, please.
Okay, W mouse, I guess.
Am I on I breaks?
So fuck myself.
Write five blocks.
That looks good.
Just one more, to be sure.
Oh, that broke two?
So I need two more rods, okay.
That's fine.
Uh, place your bed, hunger reset again.
Don't be dumb.
I'll just click it again just to be sure.
No fucking chances here, man.
Fire as BTW.
So I got so many from the fucking uh, the Bastion I also have to go with 97 which is just the highway this way
Cuz I'm basically on my seas and you seem to get to my export
One more still have my little skeleton skull one more
I could have crafted a bow kind of drool on myself
And I have nothing else to do I think right
Oh my god.
One more rod.
Go.
Go, go, go, go.
Um, where am I going?
Minus 200, okay, so we have to just go to the right.
This is just like the highway, bro.
Look at this shit.
We're on the highway.
I think, I like this terrain down here, maybe.
Uh, Lied?
LLL.
I mean, I lie.
String.
Can't make a bow.
Let's try that.
Ew!
Maybe this opens and I can crawl to the right?
Oh, thank God.
Thank God I have fire-res.
Just gonna have the one going just in case, because you never fucking know what can happen.
That is 200.
Don't take too much damage if you can help it, King, because you need to... yeah.
Tough.
tough. walking my left way. we gotta go back to the left a little. i think a pro actually
do have a boat. let's parl down. minus 200. 220. so we gotta go more this way and straight.
Let's just, I don't like the skeleton here, bro.
He's a little scary.
Okay, so we're good here.
Just go 220 minus two, oh my God.
Shit on.
Um, this is like really bad nav, but like whatever.
I don't have good blocks.
220, and we'll just go over here at the 200.
I think this is fine.
I don't hate this.
I'm building up a little higher than I wanted to, because I just trolled my blocks.
Right here, 200, minus 200, 220, make sure we're good.
It might spawn me above, hopefully it doesn't.
We are in.
Starter, check this time.
Ocean exposed.
I thought that might be it, but it doesn't really.
Look like it.
We'll see.
Red?
Oh!
I didn't even preemptive, but...
maybe I should huh I just thought like maybe because like you know the shit
scuffed is this double library all right like I feel it with ocean it's like
scuffed isn't it like that's why like it can be scuffed due to like mobs in the
ocean and shit but I'm gonna old tab look at my pyres and my second screen it's
It's called cheats, by the way.
Headbox is off.
Could be here somewhere.
And we just go.
Do I even set a safety bed?
Like I am a headbite so much.
I don't have a phone though.
Maybe it's fun.
Bro's getting his inventory ready before he even does anything.
Chill man.
It's not that deep.
Hella well.
I shot myself for a second there.
I'm not gonna lie
W play leave some gravel here in case I die
So I can build up although I'm gonna build me up with gravel anyway
So it doesn't really matter and he forgot his settings like someone fucking kill this guy
Build one anchor as well might as well
What was this place?
What was it?
It's off.
Is it personal?
Yo.
Anyway...
Bro, it... did Evo, like, die twice? How was he only in the Bastion?
What if it bugged and he's about to beat me right now and I'm about to fucking cry?
Because I thought I had, like, such a lead?
You're really funny.
Hold on!
I
Mean it was a really slow time, but I think I played that seat, okay
Yo, yo GGs super good game bro you G's
I am an absolute chungus, bro.
Did you get no food on that seed?
Yeah, I had no food.
What happened, bro?
What happened?
No, I just died.
I just played it so low health and just died and then I had to reset because I had no clue
where I died or something.
I just did not find the fortress.
So I died like so far away.
I scanned twice for the fortress because I was kind of confused.
Yeah, um, yeah, GG's.
Yeah, GG, bro.
Um, all righty, I'm going to head out.
Good luck in the finals.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it.
All right.
That's good.
See you, bro.
Peace out.
All right.
Well.
Great finals.
Yo, Will.
Thanks for the raid, bro.
I'm getting a stream in.
Yo Will, thanks for the raid bro, I hope you're gonna get streamed man.
Appreciate it Will.
Thank you very much.
I don't know where Loeweg is, he's muted in this channel.
Love me say nothing if you're a pussy
He's going over you versus Liam last night. Oh my god
I actually thought I played that last seat like the one I just did I actually thought I put that pretty well
Given like zero food. I mean, I was like definitely overly cautious
But I think all things considered
It was fine.
Um, I have to go pee, but I'm waiting for Ludwig to finish what he's doing.
And also, Liam is not in the fucking Discord scene, I'm just gonna go pee, and if he amudes,
He can fuckin lick my ass.
I'm back yo embo that's the rainbow ggs man
bro I got really scared of that fucking coming down close and having to hope you don't do
zero cycle that's been scary check the
auto mod real quick what auto mod what
Brosname is loving people 101 by the way
show I got like I literally cannot show it
I'm by use your imagination I can't show it I
I cannot, I cannot, I cannot.
Why bro?
It was a B-52 bomber filled with slurs, I can't.
Smart, Death Stranding next.
Well I already played Death Stranding 1 and 2, so.
Enchanted night to remember.
Lovebeaker showing the game between you and Liam last night?
Oh my God, man.
Super now in the end.
a half though.
Greetings.
Yo Saps, it's the Rage 2 bro, appreciate it man.
What up y'all?
So anyway, that is the rematch we are watching today.
It is super TN.
Shut up Ludwig, so I didn't mean that that was kind of rude
I didn't mean that I'm sorry Ludwig
Bunch on zero signal, bro. It's hard. I could probably learn the easy ones, but like there's a bunch of different
Zero cycles, man. Liam yo scared me
Super what is up gamers? Hey, welcome to finals congratulations. Thank you very much
One of you is gonna get a tier 3 sub for the rest of Fineberg's life. Oh wow. Wow
Wow. Yeah. So it's $25 a month, 12 months, $300 a year over the course of I give him
21 years probably. It's like $6,200. So you're saying he kills over at 44?
Yeah, things go well. Yeah. Oh, that's an optimistic outlook. Okay.
Yeah, he's breaking four full sugarcoats a day. Yeah, I know.
He told me he was actually playing for the for the high roll on modern medicine.
And he's an idiot because they already came out the high rolls called aspartame.
It's called diet fucking soda like
Yeah, gentlemen, it'll be a best of three
Sure when will we get back to you and you guys will flip a coin to see who gets
Second-band does anyone want to call it heads as it is for Liam?
Let's see Liam you lose again. You're actually not gonna these okay. It is all you super
What do you want? Excuse me, Liam. What do you want to ban first?
Um, ruin portal.
OK, no ruin portal.
Super. What do you ban shipwreck shipwreck gone?
All right. Back to you, Liam.
Um, um, you got very treasured
Desert Temple village.
Um, Desert Temple Desert Temple gone.
All right.
So we have a thick between Barry, Treasure and Village.
Barry, Treasure and Village.
And now it would be fun to do Barry, Treasure,
but I'm a pussy, so let's go to the village.
Yeah, I like it.
Cowards, bro.
Fucking losers and cowards.
All right, boys, you can boot it up whenever you're ready.
All right.
Good luck.
What are you to host?
Good luck.
Actually, wait, we stay sitting here for a second.
Don't don't do anything.
I'll make a room when you've got a host.
I got that.
I can host it.
I was going to put it in the MC to text channel.
Is there a bit of tension between you two?
I feel like I said something.
No, there's no tension.
Now, there's a lot.
Last night, you guys played a ranked game.
We did. And I fucking ruled all over myself,
like a dumb fucking bonobo ape.
You kind of took away the credit from him beating you.
You said he only won because you drooled over yourself.
Well, not to downplay his run, but like, did you see what I did?
I mean, I had to say, like,
I had locked in there were like 10 things that went wrong, but I adapted like not the glaze myself
It just sounds like from Liam's perspective
He thinks he adapted and played the seed better and from your perspective you just played it bad
Well, I mean two things can be true at the same time. I can play bad and he can play well true
True what what's your I guess? What's your prediction on how this game is gonna go super? Um?
I don't know
I feel like a 2-1 might be in order.
I'm probably gonna fuck up and blow myself up
in the Nether again, like an idiot, so.
Because he can only win if you make a mistake, right?
Hey, why are you instigating?
Like, what's your whole thing here?
No, you're not just asking questions.
You're probably like,
Liam, what about you?
From your POG yet?
What do you think the score's gonna be?
I think it's gonna be 2-1,
and I'm gonna vote on myself.
I think I'll win.
I think we'll both make no mistakes.
It'll be, I'll just be better.
You're just gonna clean out play.
It's not actually because he made a mistake.
You can just play better and I think we'll both play well, but I'll be a little faster. Okay, interesting. All right
Well, hey boys, it's the jerk offs one of you gets to blow so good luck. Cool
Thank you
Wow
Okay, we're gonna make it. Yeah, I put I put the other code in the MC
Oh, yeah, and then we're going to village first. We're going to village
Okay, I need water if that's okay. Wait, it didn't work wait. I think it broke on them make another one
I don't know what the hell happened
Let's try this again, there, try that one.
Okay, wait one second, I'm gonna get water.
Yep, just let me know when you're back.
Eight people higher than me.
Yeah.
Welcome back, bro.
Thanks, hum.
I was going to fast.
I'm like two feet from my fridge and this 400 square foot apartment.
That's great.
Are you ready for, make sure it is village, are you ready?
I am ready.
Alright, cool.
I'm just going to start it up in mute.
Good luck bro.
Alright, good luck man.
There we go.
Shall we?
right here I don't see my blacksmith I see my blacksmith will Gary die he's
right in the middle sorry Gary is what it is bro it is what it is
technically I don't need to and I could woodlight but that's a little bit too
fucking high... Wow okay. Lights are getting dangerously bright ladies and gentlemen.
We need a bucket and then we can make an axe and then we have enough for flint and steel.
Speaking of, where am I going to get flint and steel?
I see a pond over there.
Um...
Oops.
Did I get some wheat?
Maybe I can find some flint and steel over here.
Another lot of pool there.
Uh...
We might just wood like this, honestly.
Which means I killed Gary for nothing.
But I also need water.
Um...
There's no water. No water in this fuck-ass village? Like what are we doing?
Did I just see gravel? No. I think this is fine.
I'll just check here for gravel and if there's none, I think we just would light.
Ah, no, but the ocean's like right here. Gravel. Max wind.
Why is there a dolphin here? What the f-
You chill on me!
What the fuck? Who would keep- Which one of these villagers strapped these dolphins in here, man?
I saw a flint somewhere. Didn't I see a flint? Oh, what the fuck is happening?
Bro, they're tr- Okay, whatever, man.
Oh, whoa. Eh
No, I'm even un-fucking-blind.
Yeah.
See you.
Okay.
Okay, Bastion right there, I don't need to scan it, it's a treasure bastion.
And the fortress is here, wow.
Alright, time to pick up the pace.
Shall we?
Here's my friends.
This guy really dropped for me, fucking D1 hater.
the way the skeleton. So where's my go with negative z from the uh, negative z
from the Bastion? Oh, alright. I don't like checking this usually, cuz yeah.
Dude, like, it's getting a little cringe at this point.
Are they saying negative to see you?
I'm going to go back to the other side of the island.
I don't like the pace at which Liam's going.
Slow it down, man.
it down.
Get out of here, it's not along here, I guess.
Dude, like you guys are so...
Like...
Get in the fucking pit!
Just...
I'm just going to take this pig and it's going to chase me here.
Like brosers has to die.
16 obbies looking good.
i mean they wouldn't make me go to the bottom right
well i'll be
string is a true
group
string is a true shes
pros are a true shes
i think i need to make some village media throw
so we have to make it
I say just send it. I don't even care.
Yeah, let's just go.
Fuck it.
Okay, let's go.
Oliver, I'm gonna have a talk with you later though, bro. You and I?
Um, now like, I don't know what this fucking abomination is either,
But I'll figure it out.
Surely it opens, right?
Like if I just go, good.
I'm going to have to craft my bread, BT-Dubs.
Your Fire Res, we're good.
So that's a normal skeleton.
I'm just going to do that now.
So think if I don't, I'm going to forget, and I'm going to die,
and I'm going to be really sad.
Also here blazes down here. Is there a spawner or just a bunch of sraze?
There's a spawner.
The fuck, they're beefing. Oh my god, mob battle!
OOOH!
don't, don't, don't engage everybody. It's just rage bait.
Big.
You know what? Let's just start building this actually. Because rates were fucking huge.
Okay, what? I feel like I have to craft. I don't actually know what I'm going to need.
How much wool is this? Three beds and how many anchors are we looking at? It was like
classic table one anchor one anchor I mean I can send it on that
Another one?
What the fuck?
My task?
four blocks? Are there any sheep? Are those sheep all the way over there? Or those pigs?
No, they're all pigs.
Okay, whatever.
Um, uh, fire-res?
Uh, 24?
That way.
What the fuck do you think?
does this go minus two four one fifty two oh this is just the worst please tell me this
Oh, yes.
Um, I know I just did this, but like, what I'm about to do, you can't be too fucking.
Okay, a little high.
We're on my X. We just have to go more Z.
X is 204, right here, and then Z, 152, and then dig down.
Get ready to clutch.
I'm on my ender pearl.
We're good.
Shit, I'm one block off, wait.
I'm one block off, okay.
Maybe we can find a library, is this Starter?
Wait, Starter?
Okay, wait, Starter?
Starter?
What the hell?
Starter, okay.
Game renderer level, entities, settings.
Hitbox is off
We're gonna check my pie charts
Something right there. What the hell was that? What am I getting there? Maybe we just check this
No, no hallway you just run it down mid
I have to just go run it down mid never fucking fails man fuck
Fuck! Fuck a preemptive!
He's half-blowing?
What if I just play for the insta-perch?
Four-bed insta-perch?
Little fucking scary.
I never crafted.
It could go literally right now.
be an error, if you like to de-instapurge, but he was faster, and when they're faster
in the end, I mean, I could, like, make it just over for this, for this seed, maybe.
I'm gonna get low.
Damn.
Oh, bro, if I just wrote it down mid, I would have won.
Damn.
Oh
Damn
Wow
I was one I had four explosives how many posters you have four
I think I had an anchor and I might have four or five beds because I got a lot from the village
I had three bed and then I fucking was one hit off killing him with my axe and then you you won. Oh my god
But let's fucking close it. Yeah, actually
That was that good game one congratulations Liam you're up 1-0
Super yep, there are four seeds left you get the first in the third band
What do you want to ban you cannot go back ship wreck? I want to ban shipwreck shipwreck gone. Liam. What do you want to ban?
Portal desert temple
portal
So it's desert temple or buried treasure
B3 oh, sorry, okay, I'm a very treasure so we go to desert temple
As a temple it is boys
Like it cool good luck boot it up when y'all ready. Thank you. There's a temple on already
You ready? I am ready. All righty, bro. Good luck
Good luck
Okay, ah, bro. Did he preemptive or did he just run it down mid anybody know?
He ran it down mid fucking god damn it man
Pre-emptive enjoyers blown the fuck out you hate to see it
Okay, this is really good. I think start for me
I got scared there. I didn't break a TNT for a second. I almost shit myself
Ten iron you get a bucket a pick an axe and
Flint steel I
Know there's a lava pool there. There's probably one right up here. Yep Flint steel we hit the meteor crater everybody get down
All these pigs. Oh Jesus don't look
Oh, this might be scoffed, but...
What's our food looking like?
Where do you get gravel?
I think this has to be a woodlight angle, I think.
Okay, so we're gonna go pick axe
Shovel bucket, uh-huh, then we go here, but it's actually fine. I just do this
It's my food
I
Should be what I should be do make my portal first. I'm trolling. I'm actually breathing my dumbest fuck
I love water
I need gravel though, it's not the end of the world
Come over here
I trolled this overworld. Just go go go go go go here and then don't need 17
seeds by the way.
All right, the fact he didn't get in yet means he proffered.
I mean, it's gotta be over there, that like 50.
but this terrain is like just miserable now like what the fuck am i looking at
let me just double double check
wait no no ad behind me am i getting trolled by my fucking e-ray i this is what's gonna
lose me the fucking game bro these fucking e-rays that i always like second check or like double
check second guess etc because if I go to the wrong bastion it's not guaranteed
obby which can fuck me and then like you go to a different fortress but like 80
you have to send huh where my spike go oh here we go now go to the original one
Oh, my decision-making is so bad.
Oh, geez.
This is where the way out is originally going.
So let's just send it.
Maybe we do a little bit of wide-eraying
to see if I can find it.
I mean, you don't, obviously.
Oh, right, I don't have gold, and this guy's pissed
because he doesn't have a job.
Oh my fucking god, man, like where's my bastion, nope.
I'm getting like, there's no way this is the intended bastion.
Yeah, bro, fuck off.
There's just no way this is the intended bastion.
But like I'm committed at this point so GG.
I mean it's still winnable, but like...
OH HELLMOOOOOO!
Damn, bro. I guess I'm doing something wrong when I erade.
Yo! That's kind of a huge boost, though.
Oh my god. What a fucking shot.
Not in the lava, not in the lava, bro.
But the thing about DT is plenty of blocks, bro.
That's why I love the C type.
It's just so awesome.
Oh my god.
Are we kidding?
Like, I...
Well, like, what do I even...
I got no gold.
I have a golden apple.
I got no gold.
Well, like what do I even, I've got no gold, I have a golden apple I can use to distract
and he's like I went to the wrong bastion, I definitely went to the wrong bastion, heartbreaking
really. These stables, I don't even know what I'm looking at really.
This is stables.
The only issue is, because I went to the wrong bastion, like I said, we might not have a
Uh, enough obby in the chest here, which just means that I will have to trade, like, yeah.
Okay, there's a fucking baby hoggler in there. Did we get it?
That's not a good one.
That's out of your inventory.
I think I'll just have a little bit of a favorite here too.
It's 10.
So it's negative Z.
Negative Z that way.
Negative Z, negative Z.
Um, I should have made some armor, though.
I'm gonna think about it.
Maybe that cry knob is back.
Okay, you guys pick up.
Oh, I have to stream my hot bar, um, pearls, pearls, like, it's happening here, no?
Okay, we're gonna go up, because we need to find some more, we need to find some abbey.
I know where there's some is.
How do I get out of here, guys?
He's already up before it.
I'm fucking lost and confused.
I hate stables.
Oh, man.
Yeah, like where am I?
I'm lost.
Oh, geez.
Like where is the hole you come in?
Hold on.
I can still make up time. I think it's okay.
We're out.
We have to go. Negative Z, negative Z.
Negative Z, negative Z.
What the hell?
I'm just gonna go out this way where I pyrate.
I think this is good. I like this. Negative Z, right? I said negative Z. I hope so.
Oh
Jays
Here we go up a little bit ready for block clutch
He got it what the fuck is going on bro
I mean, it's gotta just be like buried in this forest somewhere now.
Like built in.
I feel like I've gone so far at this point that like if I don't see it, I fucked up.
Oh hell no, where did this just go?
So, um, guys, it's good.
What's- Seven.
What?
Now it's more- I just went the wrong angle, man.
That is brutal.
Please make it.
I have like no health by the way, I have to be careful.
Damn it.
I think I see it right there.
That's just the void calling to me.
Don't let that too much guys.
I just hope he fucks up I think at this point.
Oh, wait a minute, spawner.
Hold on, y'all.
Also, he blinded kind of fast.
So these may be W raids.
Double spawner, hold on.
Never say never, y'all.
Very limited parles, of course.
I don't even want to blaze bed, bro.
Oh, jeez Louise guys, oh, jeez Louise, oh my god, it's a DTC, I have TNT, I'm trolling.
I'm just not locked. I'm just not locked.
I'm gonna die, holy shit.
They spawned dead, so get me out of here.
I have so many already, like who cares? Just break this shit.
Maybe he has the worst nab of all time, and I get saved.
Maybe.
I'd like no pearls either.
This is so bad.
But oh no
Yeah.
Creeper.
Right seven blocks.
We have to go 14, which way is 14?
This way.
So, okay.
One more up.
No, no.
Oh, look at my fucking cords.
Oh, hell.
No.
I don't know.
Minus five seventy-eight, it says on my fucking thing.
I, yeah, I went, I just like, like, the wrong fucking word.
Minus five seventy eight it says on my fucking thing I did I went I just like
the wrong fucking way bro
so like right here is where I need to be we go down I can afford one pearl minus
five seventy eight minus seventy two just fucking splash this on yourself get
ready to pearl clutch
You're fine.
Where'd my axe go?
Did it go through the portal?
What does that even mean?
It's not here with the top?
Could you be down here though?
No
no axe fucking just a dream man just a dream
that's all we fucking got
we have to run in on the perch too so play close
I'm in.
Snap to snap to snap. Decide.
Wait, what happened to Liam?
Does he have like the struggle from hell?
What happened?
I
Fuck I that is crazy one night game. I can't believe I won that game either
Wait, you both went full in and
and uh and super it turns out you're in paid off because i don't know what happened i i never
found the portal were you just in like the fucking stronghold from hell or what i i waited for
strongholds different strongholds i bro i i fucked up on my era at the beginning i went to a
fucking bastion that was like 300 blocks out my stronghold was in the second ring i went to a
completely different everything bro uber was at a stables bastion yeah what were you i got i got
It was a treasure, but the Bastion was the worst I've ever seen in my life like it was probably four levels deep
It was actually a lot of fours and slot didn't apply that's crazy your stronghold was fucked
Yeah, your variants play paid off really good call going for the lower spike on the e-raise you
I don't know what happened there man.
I had like two different spikes and I like self died like second guess myself and I ran
the other way.
I don't know what fucking happened bro.
Well I hope you guys are ready it's game three, tide one one whoever it is.
And you get to there are three seeds left and one of them.
What is it?
Berry treasure shipwreck room portal?
is correct okay I'm gonna be in shipwreck then you are left with two
options buried treasure or ruin portal all right let's do a buried treasure
oh buried treasure game three you guys ready you need a minute
uh I'm not ready I can just send it I'm good to y'all yeah I'm ready to send it
All right boys. Good luck. All right. Good luck. This is the winner of the jerk offs
All right
We are doing buried treasure
Buried treasure no coaches try not the smile challenge
Oh wait, I did the wrong one.
Uh, oh I'm fucked.
I'm panicking already.
Tick, level, block, no.
Entities, block entities, holy fucking saved.
What?
Huh?
Why is it like orange?
Or was it purple?
Okay.
There's no orange?
You know what?
I think this is a good idea.
I think this is a good, I think this is good.
Wait no, it's still the same.
Is it just here?
Wait, what's, I'm so confused.
Wrong chart? What? Am I dumb? Oh hell no. What if I just get gigalucky? No, it's not
the wrong chart, is it?
Oh, fuck me, I should have fucking brushed up on this.
No, it's not this chart you guys are grieving me
It is oh
My no wait it is okay
That's not good
Is it just this chunk
Yeah, I think so. 9-9. 9-9 on this chunk, which is right... here?
What?
Huh?
What?
What the fuck is that?
Alright, I mean, you know, all things considered.
Alright, we need, um...
I
Bro, I just like that was so bad. That was actually awful. I mean, I'm not terribly far behind
14 okay, so we make okay, okay, okay walk in
Maybe you won't find a review or some bullshit, I don't know.
Plenty of blocks, like more than any guy should ever need.
I'm also gonna make boots now we need to fucking break some wood
You know fine bird makes a gold ax here by the way
Little fun fact for you guys. He makes a gold ax here and he fucking he just wins off of that alone
So
Honestly, not even that far behind, this is fine, I'm okay with this.
The hell?
Uh, that's- I can fix that. It's fine.
It's ugly, but it's fine.
What the hell is Bro doing?
Somebody kill me.
I mean, like, I don't even have a spike!
What?
Oh, wait, wait!
Oh, there we go.
Surprise.
50 this way like we just have to commit
like Oliver like all of my seats today have been some sort of fucking digital disaster man
Wait, what's right there? Hold on.
Maybe traverse this down terrain here a little bit.
Well then I got so many leaves holy shit.
Please please tell me I went the right way for once in my life.
I'm gonna kill myself.
What?
Am I losing it?
What the hell, how is it behind me?
Oh, hell no!
Um, you have to just go over, whatever.
Do you ever do fucking fortress?
Well.
Well...
You know guys, we had a good run.
Well, honestly, I have no reason to be nervous now.
What the fuck, Bromade?
Two iron shovels?
Damn.
It's tragic.
I made a lot of leads again though, because clearly I fucking needed them.
Holy shit.
I was busy yelling at Oliver instead of fucking walking in.
It's my bad.
Sorry Oliver, I didn't mean it bro.
But like...
Um, it was just like right here, wasn't it?
And my entry was just like, right here, yeah.
I think it was just like two things, right?
Fuck you dolphin leave me alone. I don't want to talk to you right now.
I had a portal this time too.
The Dove is just like killing itself, like what can you do?
Oh, like shit.
How do I, I mean I guess we go over here and then we just like go forward?
So far, I wasn't going to try and preserve my health because I don't have much food.
Bro, like is it quicker to like bridge a- I don't have enough food- No, I think I just
do this anyway.
Honest to God.
And then we just go over here and then like play the terrain.
I think playing terrain is like always good.
Especially because I can't speed bridge.
I think we play terrain?
I almost...
I gotta go, man.
Where did I even fall?
He's probably so confused.
Maybe he found like a different entry to me or something.
So guys, how you doing?
I don't know, maybe it was just faster to go the other way.
Now that I'm like actually doing this...
What do you think is this? Stables?
I heard someone get angry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
It's gotta be stables, right? Oh, is this Miffan?
Or is it what over the hook?
Wait, what is this? Is there a chest here?
There is um we could manhunt actually no, it's not manhunt. Let's just go up
I think manhunt's like the right play quote-unquote, but
That blow block is bait by the way do not fall for it
What?
How did that even happen?
Are you really mad at me?
How did you even make that jump?
I don't know how that guy got saw me, but I did
Where did I even enter from?
Was it this one right here?
I don't think so.
Yeah, I didn't.
It was over.
Ah, what can you do guys?
Oh my god, you know what the worst part is bro?
This is like Ludwig's fucking, this is like another Christmas for Ludwig, man.
Oh my god, oh my god.
That's right there, that's my engine.
GOOOOOOOP!
Damn bro, if I didn't die...
If I didn't die for it...
Oh, like...
Get blocks, I don't need blocks.
It'll be fine.
I'll show you why I'm fine, it's actually gonna be really funny too.
Okay.
Man, I wanted to at least like...
If I lost, I wanted to at least lose like...
In a close game not fucking drooling all over myself
This boat that I didn't take down the first time is why I don't need blocks.
Now I'm realizing that I still need blocks because I need to get up top.
What?
I don't want to punch him.
Oh, man.
Oh, geez, Louise.
Oh, man.
Oh, geez, Louise.
Well, maybe I should just- Do I just reset again?
Like is that the play?
If I die?
Okay, well...
Well...
Well, no, we never give up, bro. Never give up, guys. You never know what kind of fucking
Chastrophy can happen to your opponent. I think I just like
Oh brother
I'd have to hopefully inbize or something which is probably not going to happen.
I hear a witch.
Ah man, I had, you know what, that's actually something I need to remember.
I had a gold in my inventory, I think when you go to the nether, if you have gold, you
have to have it in your hot bar.
Did you just have to?
Guys, I'm not building a house, okay?
You don't know what can happen
What a thrill with darkness and silence through the night.
In my time, there'll be no one else.
Crying the way I cry to you.
I'm still in a dream, snaggidoo
Someday you'll go through the rain
Someday you'll feel on the tree crying
It's so deep, I try to survive
Oh, my day, we've seen the light
And I feel my life
Not for a night, but for a little
My time
Every morning
I'm crying.
It's the way I want you.
You and me.
I'm still in a dream.
Snake it up.
There's a little fucking piece of shit.
Is that tough?
My time, there'll be no one else.
Prime, it's the way I fly to you.
Nope, no pigs are pissed off at me this time, huge.
So guys, why don't I do this the first time, anybody know?
Excuse me?
No!
I keep my life not for a living, not for a living.
Oh!
look it's okay it's okay it's actually fine
hey fellas you're all gonna have to chill a second
dad is busy
Sorry, I don't know why I said that, I've never said that, I think paper has just gotten
me a little bit.
That's a pay brush com for sure.
All righty, well, I think of all the shit I need, so let's throw my inventory in here.
One, two, I float to you.
I'm staying in a dream, snake eater.
Um, what's going on here y'all?
What's going on everybody? What do you got for me?
I'm actually just fucking out of here. I think right pearls obby string fire as you know, let's go
To fire us that's fine. Oh for this just like up into the right
I always get fucking lost in this fucking Bastion, bro
I just build up here
Where am I going out and then we go up and then we go just over here, right?
Yeah.
There'll be no one else.
I
Spawn on top
Fuck
What I hear it
huh fuck it yo what up boys oh not a place actually um that's awkward
All right y'all, peace out.
Great, caught his ass, by the way.
Spawner.
For real this time.
Wait, rods are awful.
Our rates are awful.
Holy abysmal rates.
Wait, rods are awful. Our rates are awful. Holy abysmal rates.
What? What just happened? A ghost bed just drops?
I feel a little bit of plumbing work.
Yo, rates, man.
I'm trying to catch up, because I died seven times, one spawn.
All right, Oliver.
See me after class.
Have we actually let this guy get away with this for this long?
But you get the same rates he does.
What am I, 1 for 8?
Wow, this is a fucking blight on humanity, quite frankly.
What don't I need?
You you you you you you you crafting table bed glowstone anchor one two
One spawn are we so oh the two spawn
What
Get that out of my fucking hot bar right now.
Um, do I just like blind now?
Like, all of this fire on the thingy.
Like, what is happening?
Okay, these are some...
What?
What are these spawners?
I'm like getting no blazes.
Like what?
What's actually going on here?
Is that standardized too or like, like what the fuck is that?
I mean I have nothing else to do, I could blind I guess.
Whatever bro, let's just blind.
Oh, this seems safe.
One more, I think it's perfect, just a little more up.
the hell freeze where are you monkey okay you can bounce there bro minus 26 so
we're gonna go back down this hallway when we're done please give me three
rods brothers disgusting
There's no way to fire it like does this actually matter there's no way I've never seen anyone
break these fires up here minus 4250 wait that's like so close there's that I fuck
up my no there's no way that's too close even blind minus 40 minus 250 what I'm
at minus 56 minus 274 bro minus 40 minus 250 no way this is like gonna link
This is gonna link!
Ah, shit.
Well, I'm like 99% sure this just can't be right.
But, you know, fuck it at this point, who cares?
Uh, if this links, I'm just so unbelievably fucked.
What the?
I'm going to put my par chart.
Wait, right there.
Whatever the hell that was.
I swear, I got a good spike this way.
Oh my god, it's right there.
Wait, preemptive enjoyers?
We are feasting, by the way.
I get my life.
Oh, shit, he's in.
I am in a little faster. I don't have a bow. So just, just inch the perch. Just like be nice and inch the
the perch maybe. Please, please, please, please. He's half bowing. Go. In. No, it's not. Snap.
too far 180 in no you fucking baiting piece of shit
I think I'm gonna lose he's gonna have to go and get it faster I didn't grab a crossbow
he might just win this
perhaps this is a wake-up call to half bow
oh my god
I can build one more glowstone
I mean I got in a little faster but please, please, please, please, please snap in, snap.
I'm gonna kill myself.
What a video game.
Come on bro.
What are we waiting for?
Love me like you do, la la la, love me like you do.
I mean... maybe?
I
Hello
GG super TF you have won the jerk offs guys really good game three there I'm
glad it was close at least I mean I'm not gonna you guys put on the greatest
show possible I obviously wasn't either your intention but uh but that was let
me tell you that was probably the most fun I've ever had watching I'm sure you
you guys both felt disheartened at several points.
I almost feel bad, but I just have to ask what happened.
Okay, I died.
Okay, I got Ludwig.
I got shot by a skeleton.
Okay, you know where the portal was, right?
Like it was over a gap.
Somehow a skeleton got behind me.
I don't even know how.
And it shot me into the lava of my fire reservoir.
Oh, that's so fucked up.
And then I purled, but the pearl like didn't clear
I just everything burn it and then I have to go back and reset and then I fucking
It perched and then I looked at an enderman and the enderman fucking killed me
Yeah, he won the perch off, but I was that enderman fucking. Oh my god
Yeah, it was a crazy game. It was a crazy game and super you I mean you
For 20 minutes straight before I try to get I took like the worst route to get to the bastion
It was like across that giant fucking lava lake
So I went to the left side and I like went across the fortress and then dude your stone-cold idiot
It was on your screen for three minutes straight and you just kept going around it. I just I don't know bro
I didn't see it. I guess I don't know bro
I call it a call and yes, it's so many mean things about you and you won mid-offs and jerk off
So I don't fucking kill myself. I wanted them to win so bad like each shit, bro
bro, I died
reset cuz I fell in love I like I
I, what even, did I reset twice?
I died.
I don't know if I died, reset, died again.
Then I tried to get my shit back the second time,
died, reset the third time, and then just ran the Z.
Like it was so.
And then played like normal.
And then played normal, yep.
Well, hey, Banger Match boys,
appreciate you being part of the jerk off.
So I'm sure we'll do it again sometime.
If you guys keep at it with Minecraft at least.
Super you are owed a tier three from fine bird and five gifted for me.
So you should see that sometimes soon.
And Liam, sometimes the terrorist one.
Yeah, what can you do?
It happens, bro. What can you do, bro?
All right, Gigi fellas, thank you very much, Gigi, Liam.
Sorry, Gigi.
Super was fun. Yeah.
Fuck.
That's fucked up.
Hello hello
Yo gg's guys your name. I want to just clear something up just in case um
When I said don't do it to me bro. I'm on pb. I didn't know you were dead apparently some people thought
I was like be emming you and like oh no you're good
I didn't even think you were trying to be um I thought you were beating me
So I was saying like bro. Don't don't like don't forfeit. All right, this I was saying like don't end it like
Thanks Ludwig! Thank you bro!
Feinberg! Thanks for the tier 3 sub, Feinberg! Appreciate it!
Wait, I have to see what could have possibly happened to Liam.
I
Have to see this I've seen enough you are the definition of white privilege
Okay, let me see this first death that Liam took
All right, so this this stronghold
Wait, we were in different strongholds by the way, or where we know we were we were we were I lied
He's with the wrong way
Yeah, wait, he got shot by it, but it was like separated thing I've ever seen from the super stream holy shit
Smart cleared forward watch congrats super flower super yeah, that that's I
Know
smart
what
smart
great jerk off
oh my god
smart
I knew you could do it skeleton sent by the never-right bourgeoisie
Yeah, seeing the two streams from Ludwig's POV was maybe the most cinematic experience of your content of the past three years
Wait look
That's a perch
Did you just look?
Wait, he got a faster perch than me, dude!
I'm starting to think the elite thing-
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
There is some colluding going on.
He got a faster perch, too?
Liam for the win. He misplaced the bed. Oh no. No. He misplaced the bed. I really need
you to explain why you were on the wrong pie chart. No. I was convinced you were using
the correct one. Oh my god. He looked at an enderman and then he misplaced the bed. He
He needs to build up now!
Liam!
Wait, what?
Bro, what? My alerts, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm convinced today that your victory had nothing to do with your skill and everything
to do with divine intervention.
You've been handed this game by the Netherite Elite and nothing else.
Wait, Liam died as soon as I put on Snake Eater?
Larious honestly
Jima does it again
He actually we need to burn everything
And then it would maybe be close
This has to be and ppmc it's not fine bird
Oh my god, oh my god, wait, he knew it was coming. Why did he stop? Why did he not like oh?
My he said oh no stopped believing since the first way he like panicked
Oh, shitty fucking stronghold. Oh, no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The people are saying that was the skeleton of your alpha wolf.
I
So fast working class
One minute
Well, I died
Reset cuz I fell in love like I look at the sky god
It's fucking this is this is Asian 47 look at agent 47
Isolates, bro. This is perfect waits for him to enter isolates him in the room. No witnesses
Great job 47
then I'm gonna keep it a stack I left to go play deadlocked during game two when
you went to the wrong bastion and perled into the middle of the lava I didn't go
to the wrong bastion you will fuck did you win I didn't go to the wrong
I just went the wrong way my W wife says your mental is rock solid
No, brother's no skeleton guys in this congrats sprays are our random are like they're they're different for each person
47 was not present
And he still could have won, but he looked at the enderman because he half bowed and
I didn't pick up a crossbow.
Oh my god.
Yeah, okay, you guys are gonna say how convenient, but that's because my pathing was better.
So it gave mobs less time to spawn.
Like, that's why you can't really do anything about strays is because it kind of depends
on like when you get like when you load chunks and like how long you spend in them
but like you can't really do much about strays in that way
that skeleton was trained by johnny g himself cinema
you gave 18 minutes late bro i feel bad like i'm happy i won but like i shouldn't have won
I mean also I had max perch no yeah I had a max perch I enter that yeah I had full three-minute perch
That skeleton could not have spawned for you you were never more than 24 blocks away from where it spawned for Liam
Yeah
Guys, I know we like to say that I rigged this shit, but this is the one so also. Oh my god my blaze spawns
Were they as bad for him as they were for me?
Bro, I could I cleared the entire they would not spawn
That was disgusting
No, I know the rates are the same
But what about like the blaze spawn like buddy got like one two three or four is that the same too?
I was always a believer
Spawns are as well. Okay, okay, okay. That that was fucking disgusting
Game 3 cinema never doubted my go please never throw like that again wait Vincent 2.0
underscore on twitch oh my my Japanese keyboard is on he's he typed in what he's
typed one message in chat my bad made a mistake fixing now I guess what I look
at the website oh that no that was what I said I should be going against like
a lot of they go to whatever and he changed it.
far away even Marvel rivals then one more spawns in I've never seen a more
state mandate this bourgeoisie assassin senses a working-class patriot is
nearby activates operation you should have the agent 47
it's a falling shot on Liam let's run that batch hit a falling shot on Liam as
As Liam runs in, that is so f**king disgusting.
Thank you!
To the team, they feel you.
And they know too.
And they fear.
They think they're the best match in the world.
And they think they're the best match in the world.
Thank you!
And they look forward to a good match in the final tournament and still win.
Ah, thanks, loves!
I think my favorite moment of this entire match was that you spent two and a half minutes trying to look for the
BT with the wrong pie chart and worst you were convinced you had the right one. Oh my god, bro. I
Thought I had it but oh Jesus
Also, by the way world's fucking creepiest BT
I mean ignoring the fact that I took like 20 million years to find it
world's creepiest bt what is that smart
smart let's carry the flame super holy fuck man what a what a game three and
there were people inside saying build a house for the fucking content just give
just fucking forfeit you're a loser never fucking give up never give up many
are calling this the least deserved win of all time plus we all know you tabbed
out to me over if you're here bro let me that day demand to end Liam's let me
back you up for that one real quick bro I was kind of flaming you all day today
today cuz my seeds were fucking disgusting hey that one's for you big dog
that one's for you bro
Yo Liam, Liam, oh man, GG bro, oh jeez, oh jeez, Liam wanted us to tell you to kill
yourself bro I can't even fucking like I can't even blame it bro like that's
just so fucked up like I can't even I did not say that I mean even if you did
like I couldn't blame you bro like this is so fucking gross like I can't even
This is so sickening.
Smart.
Liam should legally be allowed to sue for this?
This is so gross.
Hey, Ludwig!
What up, Ludwig?
Wait, wait.
We get this fucking skeleton.
Hold on.
We get this skeleton here?
I'm sorry for doubting you king
I should not have won this shit, bro.
Just like that he's fucking gone.
I would strike the amount of three pictures to the spider outside.
He feels like he's drowning in love.
He'll fall towards the enderman.
Of course he is looking at it.
You got carried by Ludwig and Oliver.
Fuck you, and then bang 97
You're out you were always out you were out since the day the seed was generated go hash tags
Oh shit
There's no fucking way man
Add the skeleton to your measuring overlay. I don't even know how someone else without the phone someone more creative than me
I think something there. I don't know what like we need to do just like add him up here like
Look at this fucker
Look at him up there. Yo, this guy's fucking crazy man
It's unfortunate too because he definitely like just panicked he could have slayed himself
not maybe not easily but like he said oh no so he heard the skeleton I think he just
has to like build up two blocks on the on the side here and just and just go over he
did throw a pearl but pearl I don't think is the right play because he was already in
lava and it got him to one heart so he's dead anyways.
Shut the fuck up.
Ah, my bad Liam.
That's not bad bro.
It's hard, like in the moment I probably would have fucking panicked too.
Greetings.
There's the raid.
Thanks Lovewig.
Appreciate that bro.
Left or right clicking the skeleton for his POV? That doesn't fuck. There's no way that works. What?
Are we trolling?
That doesn't work
It does oh hell nah does it really?
For regular spectator does?
It's not working, uh, what if I what if I do this
No, it doesn't work.
God, bro.
What is it?
Did I already see this one?
Oh, you see the Fortress and you see the Fortress on them.
You see it.
You see it!
Look!
You see it!
Like we just had to come in.
Oh my God!
You see it!
Yeah, oh I am trolling I am fucking grief bro. I was so focused on the fucking pirate
Let's carry the flame super
holy fuck man what a what a game three
this is two minutes ago why you linking me
this bro I know this was mid run this
just happened dog I remember this I was
here the fuck
ah thanks love this crash out by love made
this tom foolery from you all worth it
But uh, no, no, no, no
Wow
That low key saved you a messed up stronghold what did what say I instant that does Liam not pre-emptive
He doesn't preemptive
Wait watch the full Ludwig clip
front of you
Wait, what's right there? Yes, and the bashings
Turn right
Right versus down to rain here
He's an idiot
Fucking stone cold idiots. I
Get out of the fucking bourgeoisie fuel. They watch me. I get it, bro. He's
Liam going for a crazy boat Liam Liam oh my god he made it by a block please
please tell me I'm on the right way for once in my life
You see it!
One more miracle like that and we might have to deem you are saying Termig-a-Lal
Oh man
What is this, man? What is this, bro?
I half expected him to pull off the skeleton mask and extract through the nether portal.
But how funny is it too that Mojang fixed the fucking Hiragana Minecraft bug today too?
Like what are the odds man?
In the newest snapshot, what are the fucking odds?
That's so fucking crazy.
Walks you down and signs you out.
What an absolute chat.
God that's so fucking funny.
I was at one point, but I'd like to just refuse to watch you anymore.
I've been watching you drool on yourself in games for seven years,
and that's the dumbest, most painful fucking thing I've ever seen.
I'm actually fucking speechless.
Terry Snow, where you just got away with that.
We are back up!
Back up!
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, hell no!
Oh my god, bro!
Um, how do I ever lose to this fucking imbecile?
I don't get it!
Do you ever do fucking...
I guess that's why they call this game a terrible thing for free.
Well?
Yeah! Damn it!
Help...
Oh man.
This Howard felt watching that game.
Bro, my lips are like so fucking fucked.
Beat the needs a coach in your ear allegations, so
Fucking true
So true
Oh the boat you left was the real MVP I still reset that run anyway
But that was kind of funny. I set up that fucking boat up here
I mean to be fair, this is fucked like I don't know how you are expected to connect here like this is absurd
Oh
What a fine fucking shitty fucking strong. Oh my god. You can die. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, what a fine. What a fucking shitty fucking strong. Oh my god
He could die. This is Calton bro. Look at the oh my god. Look at the joy in Liam's face
Oh my god, look at it get wiped out. Look at the joy in his face, bro. Oh my god. He could die. This is Calton
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Do you think at this moment, a lot of big thought that if there was a chance I could win?
Do you think I'd think at this moment?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
No.
There's no way!
Smart.
It is a shut-off!
It's the fucking dark boss, boys!
You can blow at any moment!
That's what it's all about!
You can blow at any moment!
I lost. I nearly lost.
That's really sad.
What can you do?
He doesn't know he's literally maybe 60 seconds behind.
He was actually, arguably, ahead of me there, by the way.
by the way, because he doesn't need to like scan for the stronghold.
He blinded again?
Thank you for making this the most memorable birthday in a long time.
I'm crying from laughing so hard.
Oh, he almost did.
He almost did.
And I will never hate on you again.
Dude, I thought I...
Okay, I think that my eyes were fine, like I thought they were fine, but dude, I went like 20 blocks from my portal, I was convinced I butchered it.
Like bro, I go fucking nowhere!
there's no reason it can't be close yeah but before ninja brain bot was like
you're too close to fucking blind because it'll link the portals but like
that's not close enough bro what is that skeleton 47
Holy fuck.
Good morning, 47.
Your target today is speedrunner Leo.
Our client is his competitor, Matthew Delisi, during the grand finals of the Jerkoff tournaments.
You have to stop him before he can enter the end before our client.
I'll leave you to prepare.
Happy hunting, 47.
Skelly deem Liam unworthy.
That is fucking it crazy, bro.
Oh, hell nah, bro. What is this?
This game reminds me of this.
This is so fucked up.
This reminds me of this.
So fucking dumb.
Bro, the craziest part of all of this, he had a perch before me anyways and then he just
There's mobs of fucking Enderman and he didn't, and the Enderman didn't like that.
Wait.
Wait a minute, hold on. This is good?
But I think the fucking...
This would be better.
Just slap that underneath somewhere, maybe?
Like, maybe we cut this and then make this bigger
and then make the click me small, maybe?
Bro, I feel bad.
Well, he actually just like...
Can I get in him if I go like this?
No, you can't.
Oh, look at this enderman. This enderman is on a fucking mission!
Tragic.
Believe it or not, also Agent 47?
I mean bro, he swaps the Skieses all the time.
Of course it is.
I want to see him purl in.
Oh my fucking god.
Unreal.
The hell, I didn't die.
Try again, replay.
I got you something.
But I didn't fuck up my one cycle, y'all.
Oh
Look
Did he just look
Oh
Liam for the win
He misplaced the bed
He oh no
He misplaced the bed Liam 1000 percent hates your ass
No
Oh my god, he looked at an enderman and then he misplaced bed
He needs to build up now. He needs to build up now
Liam
Pride my best I
Looked at an enderman that was right in front of me
Built up to it boated down
So like I think instant I think streamers right but he's he's getting a wrong conclusion
have in store for next season aga.
We still might be able to get there pretty quickly, but.
He's probably so confused.
I'm kind of scared of what he's doing.
He's been choosing ever since this, don't lie.
Why do you just audibly go?
Guys
You can say whatever you want about that last game. I didn't deserve it. I got lucky this or that if nothing else
It was a fucking good watch. No
If nothing else it was a good watch
God Pete Webber is so fucking tough. Love me, hate me. You watched. I mean that shit is so tough.
That was all you could do.
What the hell is this, bro?
No, this is gonna be a BANGER fucking YouTube video.
This is a- this is gonna be a fucking BANGER YouTube video.
I think my time will- yeah yeah yeah, you're good bro.
seven Cavs warriors
Back to back mid-off and jerk offs champion ladies and gentlemen
Back to back.
Wow.
Wait, so what also happened in the previous match because he got...
No
To the stronghold first
Wait, did I die on the seed? I had to
No, I didn't die on the seed this is where I went 500 blocks out. Oh my god. Wait, what happened in this game, too? I
I went fucking five by the way not only did I go to the wrong bastion you guys
don't even know how lucky I am at that bastion because if you go to the wrong
bastion in the MCSR seat you are not guaranteed obsidian in the chests. So let's
Let's go to his stronghold.
Oh my god.
You're also not guaranteed good gaps, correct.
So he's in starter.
Does he preemptive?
I think he's preemptiving maybe in the portal?
I don't know if that worked.
Wait a minute.
So you have to go down here, down here, no you don't even go down here, down here to
the left, down, down.
I mean, that's not the worst map, is it?
Crazy I mean and it's pretty far, but
Like it keep passes it and then he goes down here then he's like
Do the nav right now brother, I just saw where it is we mean do the nav right now
Are you out of your fucking mind? I just I do the nav right now
Yeah, maybe it might have been cold so maybe he didn't get a spike that could have been an issue too
Like I lost it you see it over there apparently he walks you guys say he walks past it at one point oh
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Wait.
There's no way he doesn't look in the window.
I don't know the importance of windows,
but every time I was in mid-offs,
fruit always told me,
Look at the window or go to that window or go to that window or I guess that's do it like the way they like generate
The fucking skeleton here
Spike spike spike for silver silver fucking Jesus super
Silver
Sorry
Wow, wait guys, I actually might be the luckiest after so many disappointing
Performances person of all fucking time to back to back brought me back to your Al days
I mean, how was he in this for this is like?
All right, how lucky is too lucky? Are you gonna hire a mathematician too? Oh my god
That's crazy. I wonder if he goes back down there at this point.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck that creeper almost got his ass.
I want to watch it from like his POV like what happened
Hold on
I'm going through his vaude here. Oh for Liam
There's just like nothing like none of those are spikes, okay, so he was preemptive was just ass
When does he go down?
The long is going to take for him to go back
And the one I and the one I the zero I the one I you never know
You never know what when does he pass it?
I'll pass it 20 times when you don't get a spike in this right here. That's what it is
oh my god generational ruck pull on the doubters today champ I have become
rich in points and you have earned my subscription
SUPERLAST!
This is crazy though, how would SUPERAXI bring this back?
Bro!
W-oh my god...
Cause Liam's fucking botched on the nav and it still could be a zero.
Oh my god...
Feinberg was so ashamed here?
Is he going to the wrong batch and again
Your super is so fucking stupid
Do you ever do fucking a portrait?
Like absolutely no like no words like I just add just absolutely no
There's no fucking way.
After losing almost every competition, you now dominate two back-to-back after a 24-hour
stream.
Coincidence?
Who won?
This guy!
Ah, thanks, loves.
An analysis of your match.
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du.
Winning's my business,
and business is watching.
Wow.
I mean guys, truly, truly.
Great.
That's all I can say.
This moment from earlier can't be overshadowed.
You say fuck preemptive and just run it.
Where are the just- okay bro, no.
The reason why I got so confused here is because I thought I was in the Grand Theft
and Starter, but I didn't even like check if I was, I just assumed I was.
And so I'm like, did I miss something in one of these rooms?
all this was so bad
all my god they're fucking feasting actually
thank you for what's happening
bidenberg was losing it watching this
this is so bad
my dumb is a bag of rocks
Oh wait, I didn't go here to die.
HUH?!
What's happening?
I'm not in Starter!
Aw, thanks, Laps!
Tbf though super I don't think you should feel bad about winning because of the end fuck up from Liam
Then yeah, you don't deserve it, but that was just bad play from him looking. I mean true the tournament, but I
don't know I
Guess that's the game, huh? I
Guess that's just that's just that's just it is what it is
Oh, this first one was really cool. How do I lose so much time on the blind? I was ahead
for a while, this was actually really cool. I almost killed the dragon here too. He beat
about like 11 seconds on the seed this was like pretty fucking crazy
Oh yeah, he did bow to I right there he fucking
And uh...
After the second axe scrape, he kills the dragon, and then he has that 12 second fucking difference.
Wow.
Smart.
I forgot you streamed on the hikes, being too busy getting money type shit.
I guess I am not the best person.
That's tough, KrispyVacon.
Yeah, I think we got a tool screen next if I if I keep playing
What is this having a conversation mid game
I'm kind of scared about nobody's doing
Oh really? Oh wait, so I think Fineberg's playing for a zero i right? Or one i, whatever?
Oh portal was two i? Okay nevermind nevermind.
Wow, what a great day. That was fun. Shout out Ludwig for putting this together.
I got five get the touch from Ludwig and for some reason a tier three from Fineburg like
I don't know why but I'll take it how is this for overlay on
That's pretty good, that's pretty good.
I can set that, I can just download it real quick.
Save image as Agent 47, fuck it, that's easy to remember.
Let me go to here, Minecraft Silly Overlay Properties,
Browse, Agent 47, perfect.
It's too white, it's blinding.
There you go to live.
I like the other one more, really.
You know like this one or the one I had?
This one.
I'll download them both.
This one's so stupid though.
And they're like four times.
It's some ugly ass shit but I'm right.
oh my god I cannot believe we're going to
huh
what the fuck what that okay on the
loaves and I can I say for me to bed
early there that was a crazy fucking
it's not just like panic right click
that dude why did it so super do not
Oh my god, why does he have like the stronghold from hell happen?
I'm not here.
Don't the baddies look this guy down?
Don't you use oil or butter, douse slop and 200 calories of barbecue sauce?
You're a fucking idiot!
It's not 200 fucking calories!
It's sugar-free barbecue sauce!
It's 15 calories for two tablespoons!
That's not fucking true!
Look at, look at, look at sweet baby rays, no sugar added sogs.
Barbecue got tons of sugar?
Oh my god!
It's fucking sugar-free!
I'm saying the word sugar-free, you fucking illiterate fucks!
I, I actually hope you get steamrolled by a truck.
Don't you-
That's awesome.
Oh, I know what.
I'm kind of hungry.
Liam entering the portal room?
Okay bro, first of all, you could have at least had,
I mean, I've seen the movie.
You could have said it was a spoiler.
Ha ha ha.
I mean, if anybody, ah, whatever.
I mean, too late at this point.
Insane spoiler, yeah.
20 year old movie?
I mean, yeah, that's a classic.
I just watched the movie SBA.
Even kidding I was gonna watch this next week with my girlfriend
You oh wait who is this super super gets forth
I forgot about this clip I'm gonna send this to John actually I think John would laugh at this
Oh, bro.
Newest jerk-off competitor?
That's like an hour, 10 minutes?
Oh my god.
God, what is this guy doing?
Why is the dragon so wild?
What is this guy doing?
Double back to back.
I did it!
Help!
Does it count? Does it count?
Please, for the love of God, have it count.
Let's
Freaken Go!
What a clutch!
What an unbelievable
Cl-
Congrats to the non-working class.
Also,
Don't forget to pay pal the skeleton
What is this?
You've made your last delivery kid
Sorry you got twisted up in the same
And where you're kneeling must seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck
Truth is the game was rigged from the start
beautiful well what a good day what a good day
this version combines the two if you like this more in just also trying to
not completely overload the screen on oh yeah now we're getting now we're
getting dank as fuck now we're getting way too dank
This is good, really? I'll download it.
This one's the best one? On God?
The Lash is calling.
Oh, I'm hungry fuck do I hop off or what?
I'm kind of hungry
Let me just see if let's see what do you guys think?
How's it look y'all?
How's the uh
How's it look good is a heat ready put my OBS actually I can look at it myself
Actual footage of you winning half your runs BTW oh
Man
I literally have by the way I had this fucking image on my second monitor the whole time
Because I remembered this bottom one, but I do have these two. I don't know why it's hard to remember
It's not gonna cheat you bro. It's just like I mean it kind of is but like it's not you know
like it's just hard I don't know why I like like that's not a spike or a
hitbox maybe off like I'm not really getting anything here maybe like wait
that could be it it doesn't quite what I'm looking at oh what in the fuck are we
doing like what are we a W clutch though am I fire as anyway but W clutch
okay well now this is fucking this is fucking stupid what is this bro
Now this is a stronghold from Halbrough.
Oh, it's just to the left? Did I even get a spike over there?
Do I get a spike there?
No, I don't get shit over there.
Oh, that would have been fucking disgusting.
That's a gross fucking nav.
Yeah, now there's a room portal.
What's in it? Anything?
All the flint you could possibly ever need
No, this this nav is gross I like if this was a song this would have been fucking disgusting
No spike and the stronghold that's like that. No, bro. Like what the fuck is that?
That's the skeleton up
Do skeletons pick up armor like can you like drip out a skeleton?
In hard mode?
Oh, they spawn with it.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Oh, yeah, because if I might want a hardcore mode, those two skeletons in chainmail fucking
jump my ass?
What the fuck was that?
All right.
Super T.F. Court on camera paying Saboteur Skeleton for a job well done.
Oh, what a good day.
What a good day.
I was not impressed with how you did today. Do better. Well, I won.
So that's all that really matters now.
That's all that matters.
You didn't win, Liam lost.
Nice.
I'm gonna go uh, what is this?
You're being cringed, Hustley, I want you to know you're a genuine attention-seeking
horror and you're fucking annoying as fuck, genuinely.
Fucking tone it down, you're cringed.
I genuinely hope you fucking seek help, dude.
You're insufferable.
Oh my fucking god.
I don't know what happened in your childhood to lead you to become like this, but it's fucking
said nobody likes you that's one of his mods only fuck please please like talk
to a therapist or something you know what one rank game I'm a sick fuck
honestly w game plan from Liam just play the seeds normally at your own safe
slow pace and just the fact that super has to play minecraft for seven hours he
will just drool all over himself eventually and then and then Liam takes
the easy win it's a beautiful shot super's brain has to function on
Minecraft for more than two hours and that's everything's out the window I
mean he's not even wrong though bro
oh man what a what a what a what a good day what a good day
I'm out of water.
Yo, what up Tim, what you think of that one, bro?
What you think of that one, bro?
In my time, there'll be no one else.
God, does he change?
Why?
Yeah, whatever.
Fine.
I don't know why he wants one.
I probably should have not given it to him, but whatever.
Insanely lucky.
Good work, bro.
We're all impressed.
Tim, you are not on the block right now.
You don't have to fucking ride for Ludwig.
He does, he's not even here, man.
You're not even on the clock.
Oops.
Yeah, I know Tim's a Liam fan.
I know.
I know everything about Tim.
He might not know, but I know.
I know everything.
Wait, three emerald for an IMAXer?
Hold on.
I don't even know what to do with like two diamonds.
I don't even know what you do with that.
Is this sword of the play?
That sucks.
That sucks
Sword is faster than for blazes. Wow, it's a gravel here surely right?
You just moved over shooters entirely now I think tomorrow we're gonna play something. I don't know what
I just, I've been on a fucking big time, uh, MC grind, you know what I'm saying?
Alright Gary, where you at bitch?
Punches you?
I don't see a lava pool.
Surely it's just in the desert somewhere, right?
He found it, oh so did I.
I'm on your ass bro!
Start running.
What a great day, honestly, what a fucking great day today was, good stream super, I'm
just gonna say it myself.
Oh.
Oh wow.
Um, where's my spike?
Fucking no mobs in this nether, huh?
That has to open up.
I see it. I think I saw it. My stone axe is taking a fucking beat down. It's a treasure.
I can see all the blocks on the backside. That's kind of funny.
was WFAPs today? Why is that, bro? WFAPs, huh? I don't like how fast he got to this
fucking place. Slow it down. R7. Oh, Fortress is right there. Wow.
Oh, I don't have like the blocks for this.
You know guys, some people would say luck is a scale by the way.
Some people would say that.
Super it's 7 a.m. And then drunk shall I contact a a a?
That's it. I feel that's more of a you
Is it a regular problem you have or what?
No, bro. Oh wait, I have gold. Why am I doing that? I have gold armor. I just made gold armor
Sorry, I'm still just thinking about the events in today, kind of evil.
Why am I going down this way, ugly play from me, but whatever?
I got DND tomorrow, you wanna drop in?
No, I don't really know anything about your campaign, and I've never played DND, so...
That's all for now.
Sit on.
Oh
I'm just kidding.
Uh, string, curls, fucking everything. We're just going to sleep.
Yeah, we should go, we should go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Alright, uh, for it was, I know I saw it.
It was back display. It was out the back, out the back, out the back, out the back.
Right?
Don't dump it, that goes in the lava.
I hear a blaze.
This guy's kind of fucking fast, no?
R7-7800X3D, is that a fucking processor? What is that?
Sure is!
Oh man, I'm in the worst part of it too.
It's a good processor!
Um...
There we go.
I hear this fucking skeleton walking.
Play spawner down here. We'll just go to that.
Don't don't.
Plusy.
Let's do some shit.
Don't need you, don't need you, don't need you.
We're gonna do one, two.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
I'm gonna re-u from existence.
W, give it a little fire.
I could not believe how bad my fucking spawn rates were on that fucking last seed actually
can say no.
If my blazer I'd burn in there I'm gonna be really upset and I'm banning somebody.
Don't know who yet.
Let's start making my portal then I guess.
Whoa, my fucking PC.
They're doing the same shit again, like, L fucking rates, man!
We'll make a glowstone, we'll make a anchor, two anchors, yeah, good job, they're so
handsome.
Oh shit.
We're back.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go, let's get out of here, get up here, more to run, and just go.
My mouse just flicked, what happened?
It's just that 20 eyes, fuck it.
Yeah bro, Boli would save me quite a lot of time, wouldn't it?
broke so we need okay we need two more oh they dc'd wait what happened oh he's
back never mind you have to go minus 177 so I have to make a left turn and just
run down the highway because we're basically at our x-cords just need some
some whiteboards I guess I would give it like all this fire but I don't think it
really matters
alright two rods, two rods
okay
Jesus man
let's get my inventory ready I guess
one hot, please
Down the highway y'all.
Oh, that doesn't open?
Oh, um, this doesn't open either.
Um.
No!
Shit!
Pick up the pace!
We gotta start fucking, just fucking,
fucking chalking them
so one eighteen is here three inches like
I watched my patriots get fucked in the Superbowl and thought this month couldn't get worse.
Then I see my favorite stream lose to you of all people.
The hell?
I should be your favorite streamer.
Nice try, bitch.
Oh, I'm above the struggle, okay, like, let's mature a little bit.
Um, we don't have time for preemptive because he's already in the end, so we gotta just
get lucky.
I almost just punched that into me because I thought it was like a skeleton.
And preemptive mogged once again.
He is doing half bow, which I am just now realizing I forgot again, although well, but
maybe we just got a lucky insta perch.
I think I deserved it after today, quite frankly.
Nope.
He wins.
GG.
Unless.
You could.
Oh
Where'd I fuck up would I really fuck up?
Um
When I lose time oh my blind
I think my blind
Bastion I lost 40 seconds on my bastion
How did he lose 40 seconds?
I wonder if he didn't even get the gold at the bottom.
All right y'all, I'm hungry. I think today was a good day. I think today was a great day
I'm um
Yeah
Yeah, what's a fucked up day. No, what a great day. What a great day
Ah, thanks, loves!
Before you go, have you seen this?
Have I seen what?
Wait a minute, Pawsie vibes from Sneaky Kirby?
Wait a minute, Pawsie vibes?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Did you think Skeleton 47?
Your job here today is simple.
Wait for the target to enter portal room, then get the drop and eliminate him.
What a pain.
Take the right doors, boss.
There's something on you.
Take left.
Okay, flash.
Hey librarian, resub! W.
Why'd he shoot himself? I guess he kinda did.
All right y'all
All right y'all God that's so fucking good look a good day a great day
Um fuck you why you so mad librarian why you so mad bro?
why are you so mad how guys what can I say when you're good you're good what
What can I say?
Don't check Minecraft TMZs, is that even a real fucking subreddit?
Hold on.
Is that even real?
MC TMZ does not work. What about our slash minecraft TMZ? Nope. Nope.
All right y'all, I'm out of you have a good one. Peace much love
And um, yeah, um, all right, Boosfer, why not?
Live tomorrow, maybe.
We'll see how I feel.
I was gonna take a day off like a few days ago, but I never did
We'll see
Maybe a little live anyway, sometimes I just feel like going live regardless, but alright have a good one