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Ahem!
Oh!
Mmm... smart!
What up y'all wait anime you drink that 12-ohm's red balls oh you're sick in
head though. What up everyone?
Ahem
How's everybody doing God why why is so fucking good true?
True
Well up guys, did you miss me yesterday?
Did you guys miss me?
Did you see your girlfriend yesterday?
Did I see my wife yesterday?
Let's go to one, bro.
Never take a day off again, please.
I got bad news for you, bro.
I'll probably be taking more days off at some point like this is bound to happen
It's just bound to happen
Why you early today why I went to bed early last night and then I was I woke up today
Did some shit and then I was AF King and I was like well might as well stream, you know
Hey kid, can you shout out the entire west coast?
You know what I mean?
Quiet quitting since first time chatter.
I assume you came across this already?
So we're pissing me off or what?
We're trying to piss me off already or what?
Smart.
We all missed you so much, Arga.
Don't ever leave us like that again, you-
Guys, sometimes I'm going to pick a day off like it's just, you know what I mean?
Like sometimes it's just got to happen.
Hello, Mr. TFR.
We excited for the near-automatical lab.
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
Highwagged tail, it's my birthday.
Wags tail faster looks at you expecting.
Miles has been a guy just just.
Oh, fuck!
Did I play any games today? No, I didn't. Actually, I just chilled.
I just chilled, man.
Nice!
Dicks removed after being in pain for 12 hours. Can you keep some shame from the past?
Oh, I have my appendix removed too! I'm right there with you, Ro. I'm also appendixless.
Smokes are the tale.
Why did these off when you get literal free money for playing games?
Bro, yesterday, I was sick. I felt sick, bro.
Like, hello?
Will they fucking go on stream and be miserable?
I was laying down, dawg.
No I actually, like I know I get stomach aches a lot.
I actually had a crippling stomach ache yesterday.
It was really bad.
I felt like I was gonna throw up.
I had to like lay down for a long time and I came back here and then like I was
I don't know, but I was bad. It was really, really bad.
It was really bad.
Just shit, though. I shit like three times.
The shit wasn't helping.
Bro, I didn't even eat anything. Like, I literally, guys,
I was at my parents' house and he made, my dad made burger and hot dogs on the grill.
Today I had a burger a hot dog and then some tater tots and for some reason my fucking stomach said nope gg
I was it was so bad. It was like I literally was laying down like curled up in fetal position
It was so fucking bad
dog is having health issues like a 70 year old insane
I've had stomach problems for a long time this is not new I've had stomach
problems since I was a kid okay I was always graceful in the air
Oh, I love Red Bull.
How do you think women feel on their periods?
Yeah, I should probably sucks, bro.
I should probably sucks.
S.M.A.R.T.A.L.
Aga.
Yes, I did see the Resident Evil puzzle, that data mine.
I did see.
Which also means that the guy who solved it first that everyone thought was like fucking
lying about it actually wasn't lying.
Dude, that puzzle is so, like that's so crazy.
That motherfucker managed to do that without, like, that's insane.
just fucking insane. Can I have some context? Okay, yeah, sure, hold on. So there was a
thing in Resident Evil 9 called the Final Puzzle, like if you go to the challenges, there's
something called the Final Puzzle. And nobody, like it was really vague. It said like, let
the sweet pair hear the voice or something like that, like made no fucking sense. Um,
and then there's this random fucking guy who posted it like basically the day
after the game out the day after the game came out and was like oh yeah I
beat this shit hey everyone just making a very quick video here just a random
Pokemon card collector by the way can I just say that like it or not even
Random cards and random card collector anyways post this video as an evil community about the final puzzle
So as you can see I just completed well fucker
Somehow did nothing like didn't do any of the other challenges, but somehow had this completed right see I just come just watch
I just wanted to essentially show you
Or tell you what I did because I don't even know if it's how it's supposed to be done
says he doesn't know how he did it by the way it was after the elevator part
where you escape the girl and you collect her severed hand as you can see I have
it right there but I also had Marie's doll in my inventory and you get Marie's
doll when you're escaping the you know the lab underneath where you get the
helicopter key and the doll can be found at the bottom of the staircase
So you make sure to pick that up and on your second playthrough, after the elevator sequence,
I came over here to the lead researcher's office, and I inputted that long string of
code for the puzzle, heard the girl laugh, and the achievement along the way.
So the problem is, when he said you found the doll in the fucking research lab, when
and you get the key at the bottom of the staircase,
it just isn't there for everybody.
This shit just doesn't exist.
So everyone's like, okay, this guy's just fucking
bullshitting or cheating or lying.
But it turns out someone, they don't mind the game
and it turns out the doll actually does spawn
at the bottom of the staircase.
But, only after some of the people in the game
Just, just watch.
This is how you can complete Resident Evil 9's final puzzle.
This was solved by Rancy Kransy and me.
We've spent the last two days tirelessly working through this and to get this guide out.
The first step will require the player to wait 15 minutes at the meat processing plant
to increase the game's flag check from zero to two.
So that means this motherfucker like left his game running here and like took a shit
for 15 minutes.
I loved her.
Like this guy left.
No, the reason he like there's the reason why I don't think he's lying is because he was the first person to say that the doll appears at the bottom of that staircase.
Like.
No one, even before people data minded.
He was like the first person say that the doll appeared there.
I know this might not make sense, but this was coming from a data minded background. So just trust me on it.
Once you're in the process of sequence after waiting 15 minutes don't kill any zombies, but this is the crazy part
How did he do this entire sexual is out killing anybody all dies to the grinder?
This is due to the game checking the flag to see if any if enough zombies have been killed in order for the flag to
Progress after this and you go back to the main map
You don't need to pick up the severed hand
Just go straight to the toilets in the restroom area and flush one of them eight times
Your game's flag should now be set to 14 after doing all these three steps when you go to the sequence of escape in the
Facility Marie's doll should spawn at the bottom of the staircase here
And look where the doll spawns right we're fucking Gengar collect says it is
like what why would he flush the toilet eight times I don't know bro I don't
fucking know this guy just got bored today mr. T he must have gotten bored
and flushed some toilets after you've done this and grabbed Murray's doll
complete the game normally with the doll in your item box start a new save
and go back to the puzzle where you can input the code again and get the child's laughter.
Here is a clip of me putting the code in with Marie Stolt in my inventory and the completion
completing.
And then you fucking input the code
Hopefully this guide was quick and easy to follow, and I hope you enjoyed.
Now, apparently, this is some shit that I think this is a fucking s- like, people are trying
to say that in one of these investigation reports that the number 8 is like scribbled
on the wall here in blood.
Bro, am I insane?
That just does not look like 8.
It's like, it looks more like an S than anything else.
Like am I crazy?
How is that an 8?
Like when does it cross back in on itself?
Like I thought right here I see it goes up and then down and then like here it looks like an s
When does the eight like connect?
Smart it's kind of an eight, but it's not it like
It cuts off of it, but if you follow the path it makes sense. I mean I guess, but
It totally is the clue to the shitter and then where's the fucking other
Where's the other
Smart. Meow meow meow, Aga.
Thing.
Oh, here we go. Look at this.
I guess this is how wide it is by 15 minutes,
because it says you need to extract a 2.3 milliliters sample
from the 524.3 liters of blood collected from the 115 infected.
So I guess you have to wait for 115 bodies to go in and that's about like 15 minutes
or something.
I don't know.
This whole puzzle seems so like.
I don't know.
And then some people are also saying
like the eight flushes for the toilet
is like what like one plus seven plus zero.
Cause it also says Marie, I don't know, I don't know.
You're just mad.
You didn't get it?
Well, I think it's also kind of dumb.
Like why would you be able to solve the end of the puzzle first?
Does that make sense?
Like why can you input the code in the box and trigger the laugh before you get Marie's
doll?
Yeah, I saw this so many times on screen, bro.
I love gas, I love garages, I love like chemical, like all that shit, bro.
puzzle. So I don't know. But it's solved. And somehow, this motherfucker, Gengar collects.
He did it bro, but what's crazy to me is why did he do this section after this
Without shooting any of the zombies
Like I look why would shooting the zombies here matter like I don't get this at all
Like I don't get it
He was out of- he was low on bullets and was saving them by pushing.
There's no fucking way.
Is that what he says?
Listen to the video?
I made a follow-up, wait.
All right, hello again everyone.
This is a follow-up to my first-
He's got a gang dog right there.
...in my channel regarding the final puzzle solution.
And here's my Xbox Series X and the game is booted up.
So there are two things I wanna show you guys real quick.
I'm going to simply load up a save file
from my first playthrough.
So this is Grace on standard modern.
And as you all can see, I'm in the umbrella area.
And I had the doll in my possession.
So you can inspect it.
And this guy did this on his first playthrough, by the way.
Like what?
What?
You can do what you want with it,
but there is no interact button.
just that message will be together forever and ever.
So what we'll do is we'll get out of this,
say file now,
and we'll go to the second
play-through, which was on casual now.
And so the doll carried over.
And as you can see, I am right by that lead
researchers office that I showed you all yesterday.
And there's Marie's doll.
I don't know, bro.
Same thing, you can flip her around.
Solving the hardest R-dime puzzle by accident?
I guess so, bro.
That message appears there.
All right, everyone.
Good luck.
I guess so.
I mean, yeah, the guy that cracked the code for the box
is obviously like a big part of the tool.
Time to go Super and check Poro Disco.
i do have a lot of free tools in my first one of my first one no i can recall
i can recall fleshen and eight times exactly
in the grinder section i only staggered the zombies
smarts was trying to conserve and all
for the fifteen minutes i had a slow gamer moment and took forever to realize
that all i needed to do was flip the lever to reverse the line
you tell me to fight fucked around in the grinder section for fifteen minutes
like what
no bro he definitely just took a shit like what i just said you took a shit
or like your work called you or something like what
I'm on your side now you deserve this W and it went to a Pokemon fan
But he was the first person to do it I just like brought like look
I know it's like maybe they don't want to make it obvious that that's an eight, but it like
Like, it's, it just looks so far off to be an ape.
Like, am I crazy?
They can't make it blatant, I guess.
That's what I said, it looks like an ass, right?
I don't know it just seems weird and like I guess the only reason why I'm like still
like a little weird about the I don't know how to explain it like why how do I explain
it I'm trying to say no it's not that there's no I don't give a shit that there's no reward
like if they just make a hard puzzle for the sake of making a puzzle like that's fine
But making you wait like 15 minutes for a hundred and fifteen bodies in the regrinder just seems so boring.
No, like making you sit there for 15 minutes?
Like to me that just seems like a way to like change your flag without it being the intended method or something.
I don't know.
No, it was DataMind. It was DataMind, I know.
But...
Also, because like, how would you, like, there's no...
There's nothing that shows you that a doll is stuck in the pipes, you know what I mean? Like, there's nothing, I mean...
Ah... Whatever.
It's whatever. It's finished. Am I gonna go do it myself? Probably not, because that would require me to do another playthrough, and then...
Do another play through after that to get to the point where you can yeah, anyways
Counterpoint puzzles are just boring anyway might as well get silly with it
And like I said, I think it's weird that you can input the code before you get the doll
Like that seems strange to me. You know what I mean?
Although, yeah, that's true. I do have a save point at the helicopter place, so...
Try an insanity run? Apparently, insanity is like fucked up. The Requiem doesn't stun Marie.
I think there's like certain points of the game when you play as Grace where all the zombies are already mutated.
To do tons of shit like that three runs to naturally get that info and complete it
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And it's the key and tree and jacks and Chad fanboy enjoyer and yamen craft and Nicarus fell. Thanks everybody
DP KY and wolf and agent cookie and tame turtle and sleepy bike
Everything borderline one-shots you on the gray segments. Yeah
Pretty crazy though
Let's just say that I basically solved it first and I deserve the credit, true.
Would it be cool if you did an insanity mode run?
Yeah, maybe.
I feel like this seems really hard.
Also, bro, how are you supposed to do the one challenge where you just don't heal throughout the entire game?
Like what does that even mean, bro?
I'll just do it in casual
That makes sense
Casually heals you to yellow when you're at critical health.
Interesting.
But it's cool people solved it because I was really curious about it.
here's your cut thanks tagles thanks bro smart get a haircut yeah I need to get
one soon and they go on soon
my hair is getting long what is this
holy fuck oh Jesus
I mean like what the fuck is happening well I can't I actually can't play this game it's
pissing me off I think how do you mind is great to get a 10th wave for the DLC
Look at this side of the screen! How is this possible? What the fuck is that?
Yeah, Soul Sand Valley's are fucked up.
you
In every pack of crackers, there's always one cracker that has a little more flavor.
A cracker that stands out from the other crackers.
I'm that cracker.
Why this tweak at so many fucking...
I
Pretty good though
Mm-hmm. Oh, this is so good, too. What the fuck is this man? You getting married to sleepy
fuck that shit's good
that shit's so fucking good actually
ah
smart you're gonna play the new hitman DLC
Plink
doesn't deal with it
i didn't know that
smart
never notice what we know is as ugly as fuck why we lying for no reason bro
why we lying for no reason
to see it's a full of prime real except for one prime pandan instead of a
prime lock six to five months appreciate it
met and trigger this everyone
and he do do
my job
well thought about what i was doing some math
dude
i'm gonna be thirty well time the next resident evil game comes out oh my
Oh, no.
I mean, yeah, we'll have like Resident Evil 5 remake in like two years-ish, but like,
If we're talking about mainline story games, I'll be like 30, bro.
Smart.
Where are we going back to FF7 rebirth for the combat show?
Surely they're gonna bring back like Jill, no?
What the hell's Jill at?
Smart.
Well, she know Jill wasn't even six bro. She was in five Jill wasn't in six
She was in five when she was like
Yeah, she was like a boss that cuz she was like brainwashed or something and then you had to like free her
So I hope up to you this pretty soundtrack, please don't think you've heard it
It'd be cool if the next game started Jill.
We'll see though.
No mention of Ada?
I mean Ada was in 6.
So...
Also bro, wasn't there like concept art for like Ada and to be in 8?
that obviously she wasn't.
Early Paz had a mysterious masked person that saves Ethan,
was going to be Ada Wong investigating the village,
but this was cut through a number of conflicting scenarios.
She was going to be in some fucking witch doctor.
So this looks really fucking cool, actually.
She's going to be in some witch doctor outfit with a crossbow,
But then they cut it.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
Can't have Ada cheating on Daddy Leon?
Excessive aura? I mean this should look so cool though, the plague doctor outfit?
This would have been so sick.
You got the plague outfit on right now. What are you talking about, bro?
Phyllis, should we just be fanservice in that game? I mean, how do we deal with it?
You're doing question mark. I just want to see Jill back. That's what I really want
Next Christmas, I think you might be made to lose
Cray has some cray-naz
I wanna-
Huh?
What, bro?
We gotta push you in prison.
For that-for that don't know.
What's wrong with you, man?
Smart.
What is this?
Tip of this pen.
So just follow it with your eyes, okay?
Okay
I really like the lady Demetres coo skin for grace it really improves some of the precincts. Oh, yeah, I saw this on Twitter
As the memory goes, how you feeling? I'm not aware of the pain, but a voidless ground is
I'm backing down when the air
is red.
Sorry.
Aw, thanks, loves!
God, this is so funny why don't you play IT, please?
Go to Mugenics events.
Yeah, you're cack-offed by food. Bad Mugenics events.
God, Leon's lines are so fucking massive, will I be buying this?
A castle on Japan is currently on sale for only $64,000.
Dedicated restaurant space, 17,000 square feet of interior space, and an elevator.
I mean there's gotta be something like, like why is it only...
I don't think I'll be buying that guys.
Sorry y'all.
Yeah it might be haunted.
Do you think RE9 stands up against Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 for best horror game of the year?
guys
copy playtime chapter five was uh...
good ending in our e-mine
which it
you
the
Yeah
We got team liquid over here in five hours. Okay, don't be near each other, but cuz you're gonna feel it right away
Okay, you guys been program you guys the program right? Yeah much love it
It happened to me and my guys me and my guys did too now we're all boyfriend
It's cool smart when's the sinner coming the sinner what do you mean?
I
Just think about Jim Carrey people said that he was killed in a place. Yeah, I did see that
Why do you have plastic surgery? Do you like being choked?
They fucking got him
That wasn't him
It was a makeup artist guys. I'm pretty sure the makeup artist thing was fake
Look, I'm pretty sure the makeup artist thing to all my LGBTs in the chatroom gauge. It is fake. Yeah
Great he sure that she was just fake guys smart
I'm just fucking correcting the misinformation that's flying through the chat guys that's
all.
That's all.
I'm about to lose signal since I'm on a plane in the runway.
I hope you are still streaming when I land.
Um, I probably will be if your flight's not that long.
Depends how long it is.
Smart.
Greetings.
Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
Da-da.
God, man, I want more resident evil.
I want more resident evil.
Well, I do. I technically have more. I never played zero. I didn't play Resident Evil Zero. I didn't play Covarronica. I didn't play Revelations 1 and 2.
I could play the Resident Evil 8 DLC. I could play the Resident Evil 4 Remake Aida DLC. I could play...
The other three campaigns of Resident Evil 6.
Anyways.
Smart.
I could play the original Resident Evil 2 and 3 because I only played the remakes.
Bro, I never played OG 3, but everyone says that the remake butchered 3 hard.
Oh, I don't really know why.
Yeah, I think they like cut a content, or they cut an area that was like, is it the
cemetery or something they cut from the original three?
Is that what it was?
Clock tower?
Yeah, clock.
I don't know why I thought cemetery I want to say thank you cause you streaming is the only way I can get my husband to
Massage my feet foot emoji. Oh wow. Yes crazy about you. Oh, wow cat rose high. Yeah, what's on pyro?
You can try silent Hill I've played silent Hill 2 and 3 I never put the first one or the fourth one
I know that most of the fourth one's kind of goofy. I'll split-side and he'll F
The trailer for R e3 is still tough
Well, this is actually jail and hurts turn the ball over twice
Not revenue of three
Resident Evil 3 Remake was an incredible game, but a god awful remake?
Was Resident Evil 3 Remake the first Resident Evil I played on?
Or was it Resident Evil 4?
Does anybody remember?
Where are my OGs at?
Is it Resident Evil 4?
Wait guys, how do you check your um, purchase stream?
You purchase the stream?
Um, oh my god, I got so much bullshit on here, oh my god, okay, hold on, Resident Evil,
let's see.
According to this theme, it was Resident Evil 3, then I played Resident Evil 2, then Resident
level 7 than resident evil 4
never streamed are you too by the way are you fucking stupid no offense but
like are you
You played 3 first? Yeah, I think it just came out, so that's why I played it.
Pretty sure. And then people were like, oh my god, after you play this, you should play
Resident Evil 2 remake and I was like, okay.
I was like, okay.
No, that was my first Resident Evil game was three and I eventually played through all of them.
I want Ada to get her own game. That's not gonna happen, bro
I don't think it'll happen. Sorry the closest you'll get is the resident evil four separate ways
That's the closest you'll get man
Play forbidden siren, I don't know what that is bro Apple eyes effects for 13 months Sam this is that much thing much Sam
Back when you actually liked and cared for us, now you never play games, we ask, sad, what the fuck are you talking about?
There was actually, I'm pretty sure there was like a classic fucking meme that someone made, it was like...
A picture of me, it was like, yeah, I play variety, and then it was like the variety in question,
and it was every single resident evil game, and then like, Catherine.
It's pretty funny actually, can't lie.
That still applies?
EEEEEEEE
He has so much to do with what I'm talking about, you should totally check this out.
I got tails.
Fuck you, Tarzan.
Closes that instantly.
DLV, next up to a month's power, next to the Prime 7.
TBA surprised he finished Resident Evil 9 when he flushed Look Outside a vastly superior game.
Okay well first of all, Resident Evil is tough as hell.
Second of all, dude I don't know why I didn't like Look Outside.
Like I really thought I was going to enjoy it a lot more because I liked Fear and Hunger
but I was playing Look Outside and I was like, damn this shit is just not hit.
And like the art is really cool and everything but I was playing it and I was like, fuck
bro.
This shit sucked
Not sucked I'm not gonna say it sucked but it just like it didn't capture my attention the way that I thought fear and hunger would
But maybe that's a me issue I
I did play Funger too, I did.
Did you enjoy Marathon? I wasn't here, yep.
Actually I enjoyed it so much we played it again on Saturday actually.
At about 2pm Eastern Standard Time.
For roughly 2 hours.
Bonjour.
You should play this game.
What game?
Smart.
Do you ever miss the next one you ever saw?
Not only do we play in Battlefield 3 Thunder Run, I've never got either of them, I expect
to know you line up the street.
We're good on this one actually.
I
Do you say it's a minecraft thing tomorrow, I do have a minecraft thing tomorrow I do I
Do
What is it? It's a 3D3 and we're going to be swapping the character every 30 seconds
and apparently it's on the live version of Minecraft and we're going to see which team
beats the game first. It's going to be me, Feinberg, Oliver, against Ludwig, Kyle F
F and nerdy? Is that right?
When? Seven?
Seven, I think, roughly?
Let me double-check.
Search DMs, Ludwig.
double-faced you are it's actually shameless milk-tile at six this six
Easter smart argue tail
well I'm not gonna lie I think I could literally just fucking it AFK my 30
seconds and the fine bird can do the rest
Oh, thank you!
You ignored me the first time, so I'm asking again...
And I'll come in when you're dinner, actually.
What is this?
What the fuck?
You can see my mouse to fucking teleport to the center of the player.
Look at that.
When I move it off, it teleports to the center.
Why is it titled fail? It's a great question. Maybe I shouldn't be looking at this video.
Oh, that wasn't too bad.
Oh, okay.
That's an interesting video. Probably should have ignored you the second time, actually,
Anonymous, not gonna lie.
Next Lala Dog and Rezzy and Jesse.
Ah!
When you, your clacks, look out of your clacks.
Scepter versus Splody? Okay I feel like Splody. Like Scepter is okay but the way Splody scales
it has to be, it has to be Splody. This has to be Splody. Like bro look at, look at the
fucking scaling here man what is splody do every time they hit a wall they get
one extra bomb to their fucking like the below they're just fucking carpet bomb
in the arena now look at this like how is fucking stuff they're supposed to
compete how is that supposed to compete? how do they compete?
they can't compete
it is a best of three though
I wonder why sometimes the creator decides to do best of threes and sometimes he doesn't
Wait, wait, wait, Scepter's going sicko.
Wait, hold on.
I'm shocked.
Wait a second.
There's no way, right?
Uh-oh.
Scepter has no scaling right now
and looking fucking splody scaling.
Yeah! Oh my god! Nah, it's GG. Oh my god.
Yeah, it's kind of tough for, uh, it's kind of tough for Scepter to win.
Like sometimes he does best of threes and sometimes he doesn't, even if it's close.
Like it's so strange.
I don't know why he decides to do it sometimes, but I don't know if I can get it.
Touch my scepter till I sploddy PLS on you.
Splody's a nerf? Eh, Splody's lost.
Like, it's not the- like, it's fine.
You know who actually needs a nerf? It's fucking Slammy.
Slammy should be nowhere near weapon balls.
Slammy is a genuine fucking problem.
Slammy beat orbital? I know, bro. And that's orbital's only loss.
Smart. Why can't you create this in Minecraft?
What?
Yeah, bro, Minecraft's crazy, you didn't know?
Minecraft's fucking crazy, president.
Never mind, past crazy, you didn't know?
Mind past fucking crazy, president.
I love this song thanks I made it.
Sheriff and Quibble next to the uh, Resub's Crazy Alex, Epic Piggy Number.
Oh, corporate link, what is this bro?
And now I got reminded that fucking Smiling Fist is cancelled.
Oh my god.
Yeah?
Is there a problem I wasn't talking to you and yeah, there is a problem. Did you trespass and leave this guy my property?
Oh, we didn't know it was your property. We just thought it was like a public mountain. Yeah
Well, it is my property. This guy's been going nuts. He freaked out my kids. My wife is in hysterics
She doesn't know what the hell is going on. I had to take the day off work to bring him back
Okay, well, I'm sorry. No, we're sorry dude. If I see you again on my property. I'm beating your ass
hard okay rude what's up yeah that's what I thought pussy I would have I would
have him just went to hit him so hard but my arm is so freaking sore from the
gym or whatever like I almost like laid him out but I did what I like yeah how
How do people watch this? You just don't get it, bro.
You just don't fucking get it, bro.
Guys, I got a pee.
no one can hide from my sight what will people in Tel Aviv watch now yes
everything is Israeli these days yes man I don't like it is real yes man
Fuckin' hell.
Unbelievable.
Let me go take a fucking piss.
I'm so fucking angry.
ah thank love!
Mr. Chair is back car detainee.
Where's everyone go?
Bingo.
So what do you have thoughts? I don't have to click your fucking link, Kelp.
I know you just fucking clipped it and then fucking like cut the last part to when I said like Israel and then I went
Fucking I script like I don't have to watch it right you're so predictable
like it's so obvious
my roblox cheer got killed
can you give this song a sniff roblox cheer got killed oh my god they got rid
of the roblox button too
Yo, hi pitchforks at 31 Prime, Arabia next to tier 1.
Yeah, man, next to Gwiz, next to Nubitz.
Can we sniff this?
No, no, no, no.
What will people from Israel watch on Twitch now?
Two years.
Yeah, Rohan makes that 24-1 Prime and Kira and Chad fanboy enjoy it, thanks y'all.
Capably there's 27-1 Prime.
Hi Super, can you cue the song to some...
Smart.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
can we put this in the top 10 Leon moments just watched a woman get
sword in half-bt double
smart hello super this is sub number four of asking for this
song to be played happy 33 month saga and thanks Carter thanks to this my prime
sub bro did you remember this crossover
I do love this actually
I don't know this
Oh
source tells me the government didn't hit any of Kirk's vitals he could still
be alive yeah bro they definitely changed that shit
like I just feel like they had to have changed that at like the end or
something of development it just doesn't make any sense
I
Changed what resin evil nine plot point I
Won't spoil it. I won't spoil it, but I feel like they changed something
I won't but there's something that happens that I feel like they changed because they had people play test it
They didn't like it or something and then they were like, okay fine
We will do something about this and then they change it like last minute. I don't know. That's just my theorem
Is Ari 9 game of the year worthy I mean it'll definitely get nominated I feel like every single resident well
Yeah, I feel like every single resident you know that came out recently gets nominated
Also GTA 6 is supposed to come out this year...
You know, you know, she thinks that it's my prime, I appreciate it bro, whoo I gotta
chill.
Wooo! Start the shippers!
My five week cold cries when she hears you talk. It's been as good run gang but you're
getting her mutated.
It sounds like a new brawl brawl.
Hello again brother.
Yeah what's up Grimes? I'm the 73 month prime, appreciate it.
Ah, thanks Flaps!
Okay, you just linked me a fucking 12 minute song, can you grow up?
Fuck is your issue. I'm tilted now.
It's time for the percolator, parentheses extended.
Yeah, grow the fuck up.
Yeah, we've seen this. I've seen it before.
I
Resident Evil 4e make couldn't even win the tea. I don't think any future resident evil games will
Sorry, bro
It was at first of all it was a remake and like yeah they changed some stuff in the remake
but like ultimately at least unless a remake like truly changes the game like Final Fantasy 7
remake is like it's I think you have a hard time convincing people to vote for
for game of the year and even then the Final Fantasy 7 remakes haven't won game
of the year they've only been nominated so
half-life 3 comes out this year can we do something about these fucking delusional valve fans lazy
matman included.
Well, don't always get short version, that's enough.
Go to 0.25.
I will eventually grow up to a don't rush me, Arga.
Aren't you a valve fan yet?
I'm not delusional.
Shit.
I haven't played in a minute.
I haven't played in a minute, because what if I shoot the better and everyone flames me?
What if I don't got it in me anymore?
What if I don't got it in me anymore and I'm just chopped?
That's possible.
What was that?
I'm trying to defend it.
That's a put-off experience.
Like normal? Excuse me?
Huh? Okay.
I got one. I got one.
We did that. What was it me?
I'm lying.
I
So old man, I have to get my have to have my own fucking health insurance like fuck
I'm not 30 and 25 bro.
Okay bro, you know what?
I've just started to figure out how expensive health insurance actually is.
Can we talk about that for a second?
69 months nights.
How is this not like at the top of everyone's fucking political agenda in America?
Like, hello?
Like, once you turn 26.
But I'm just not telling you this is fucking disgusting, no?
Give me one, give me one.
That one.
Nice.
everyone
The body starts decaying at 26
Okay, like I knew like healthcare in America was like okay
I'm not saying I didn't know but like once I actually started like looking at options and shit
I'm like, wait a second, I'm like, what?
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
That did NOT hit that Genji!
Can I ask you a question?
What's up bro?
What would you do if your kid insisted they lived the past life?
Um, they insisted that they lived the past life?
Yeah.
Tell them to lock the fuck in.
I don't know what that even means, bro.
Good thing your drop part had those parachutes.
Thank you.
Wow.
So what about the catch?
We're gonna take a part.
He promised they would keep me safe.
I think Tenaz and Saturn are hard to cold fishing the Prime Sub Whale Hater, Avalyn,
Kinko, things everybody.
Get Animwits to be your doctor. Easy.
Hey!
Heeeey!
Hey there!
You're smelling stupid as I'm undocking and smelling.
I'll take it.
The hell?
I'm not off the high ground. Can we look on this for a second?
I'll take it.
I hear a gengi.
Bird, bird. I need help.
He's just so in.
Cut the healing.
Cut the healing with thunder.
With thunder.
There you go.
I mean they're all kind of low.
Big name on the back.
I lied.
I'm just like lying for no reason.
I'm just like jackass.
Not a bash.
Doesn't QDCimberall just not have health insurance?
Is that true?
Is she not?
No.
She's not.
not have health insurance that's real she's not a little scary
I see one on top of it yeah
top one, top one, top one, he's killing me
come on
I'm trying to prepeeee
NG won the par right
She just pays out of pocket? I mean yeah but like that shit still gets fucking
extensive you know what I mean? Like I don't know man. That's fucking sketchy, bro.
If that's even real online, maybe maybe Chash is waffling. I don't know.
Chack could just be waffling.
be sure to look there bruh
every single one there man
isn't this that Canadian music
is there health insurance in Canada
that's stupid
yeah we have angles
look at this one
i run to my lorry
there it is
i'm gonna run for it
come on come on
What
You mean health insurance as a BS. I mean like like is there privatized like health insurance like in America
Yeah, but mostly companies
What I mean is like I thought Canada had like provided help like doesn't everyone have like health insurance in Canada like I'm confused
Like see I socialized healthcare. That's what I mean
Yeah, right, but it doesn't cover everything. It makes sense. It makes sense.
I
Keep some songs here
Covers everything minus like dental and I care interesting interesting interesting
Yes, we pay taxes for it in Canada which gives the illusion that health insurance is free.
Yeah, but like...
It's not a good thing.
Smart.
I don't know, bro.
I
Love
Yo K6 thanks to ten months, bro
I heard you were the Riz expert, I'm 22 and I'm going out on my first date at a nice
restaurant.
Should I ask her to be my girlfriend on the first date or should I wait a little bit?
Don't do that.
That's a little weird.
I don't know how well you know this person or how long you've been talking to them.
Don't do that.
Bad idea.
Don't do that.
If this is someone you know for a long time that you've been talking to and you've
I've already been friends with it, I might not be a bad idea, but like if you're just like really only talking to them for like the first time on this date, terrible idea, bro.
Literally, what do you know? It's a good point.
Fortune 3? Oh my god, Fortune 3 pickaxe on my team, what is that?
Yo, Kinosai next to the 25-1 Prime.
You're asking if you should ask her to be your GF while Chad is already 200 Snapchat
steep in her DMs.
Never ask someone to be boyfriend slash girlfriend.
You will just know you're together naturally.
What?
Select hero guys.
What?
Brother what? What are you typing man?
Situation ship final boss?
Just bought a 5070T for my first PC build super thoughts.
That's awesome bro.
I wouldn't say never, but sometimes relationships become serious without putting hard labels on it.
I'm gonna be honest, dog. Sounds like a headache.
That sounds like a headache.
All I'm saying is every time I've had a relationship, I have, uh...
I've asked for it every time I just like you know like I don't know exactly what I say, but
Why she answers when we don't know the question
We'll make it out alive. Maybe even in one piece. Oh, no, he's an asker
Round one, capture.
Watch each other's backs up there.
Bro, like, I don't know, like, you're talking to someone for a while, alright?
And, like, you kind of know, and, like, you're both interested.
And, like, you probably, like, mentioned something at some point,
but, like, at some point, I didn't got to say, like, you know,
some shit? Am I crazy?
This runs really well by the way.
I thought I had to slow-read for a second.
Okay, bro, where's my fucking team at?
My sim is still fucking annoying.
Actual demon character.
Right here.
I
Play I'm really in there
We're just so deep
Oh my god, Smetch was so fucking stupid.
In telling you guys, the method of calling the girl in the middle of the night and breathing heavily until they hang up is still unpatched.
No, that's not a good idea.
I got fucking deleted by this Hanzo. Oh my god that cop is fucking stupid
get him out of here and piss me off.
AHHHHHHH
Was there a miscalculation?
I'm about to go Doomfest.
Okay.
Dammit, simp!
I'm getting off of the watch out of this game.
I can't, I can't, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
This is so stupid.
Where'd she go?
Yeah, guys, we hopped on high guard after this game. What's going on?
This sim shit, we gotta do something about this.
I've got this.
You got it?
What do you got from the bro?
Bastard.
I've got this.
You know, we're about to sweep this lobby, right?
Yeah.
It was Bastion.
Bastion was the best.
That's not great.
Oh, I gotta pee too.
I gotta pee.
Isn't that just pee?
Maybe it's the Red Bull.
Not true.
Did you avoid that guy?
Avoid who?
Yonka, but he asked you in the chat.
I don't know anybody here.
Did you avoid me?
I'm serious, I haven't fucking checked everybody
for the past fucking 20 years, bro.
I don't avoid you.
You've been nice this guy out there.
Alright, this guy's just ringin' check.
I mean do I gotta go Rhyme or what's going on here?
Oh this guy is just shooting, he's spiky.
He's right there, he's right there.
Yeah, they're on top though.
Like straight up to the action?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would love that, that's how they're playing, you know?
Where's Miss Maggotrapper?
Everyone report him real quick.
Everyone fucking report him, this is important?
Report him?
I think I'm a
Report
Good job guys
I'm treading in there.
Help me!
I never got what I wanted.
I'm right here.
Kill the cheater.
We got him.
I have a little next fight.
We're Q'd behind Q'd behind.
So she's strong.
Oh.
I'm playing this.
Hello.
There's people in here.
Don't talk to them.
Right here.
Oh
My dad he's outside the show
Oh man
oh man oh geez that's crazy I don't have shadow next fight I do a little bit of shooting
sneak report you but we all reported the the Hans alright maybe we get our
I saw her back after this game.
This guy just definitely has a shot at me.
I don't know anything about this.
Wait.
This is a show man.
I brought them but...
Get a showdown win!
Yeah, I don't know about the artillery perk against Rhyne. I think that's a little bit of a troll.
I can probably clutch.
What have we got to you?
Something funky. You got that?
I can't still catch a shatter! I can't still catch a shatter!
There you go. We're back soon. Your clutch is gonna die.
I
I'm on doom now
Interesting nobody died and it's a 54. Yep
We should fight early than no
I tried Dragon, now I go back on it.
What if I just stay doing the next fight, or the next round?
I might actually die for that, bro.
You get your broken ass perk for block one?
I can die for that.
I'm on the other side of it.
I can end and I chance somebody and you slap their hand in the head.
Come on.
Sure, sure, sure.
No, all right, that's not my prime JDQ every single month and mr. Squeezel and sheep why and tea towel and master Iroh
You're new how it looks lighter nobody did a good job
Yeah, I like it wish it was a little more low key. No, it's he was
No, I shut the fuck up. He's okay
They do live a fashion shut the fuck up this guy must like he thinks he's so nonchalant bro
Like fuck you
What
She was a little more low key though like fuck off
Oh
I'm looking for a chain
How can I work here?
I'll take care of you man
Call him man
If you want him
But the trigger's not dead man
Wait you guys weren't like trolling really
He's actually shooting
We're just fine man
That'd be fucking heat actually
Hello. Hello.
I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be fine. I'm going to be fine.
Actually, it's nice.
Oh, I got a grind up.
I have a hole. I can just aim.
I'm just going to punch something.
I'm going to aim three.
Oh, shit.
Oh
My fucking god, where does this guy
He's the shatter now, yeah
I
Was just looking cool off the map
What a fucking thing.
You're one wall down.
Damn it.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.
Yo, try me some next time.
In the bed, there's a full-time trailer.
You think it's three years, bro?
We should go.
I'm gonna go on one point, actually.
I'm a piece of shit that should be slaughtered like a fucking lamb
A pee again. Is that normal?
Let me see this.
What a bad guy's shooting.
We might just be...
We might be getting an Innocent Man back.
I don't even know if that guy's cheating.
Alright, I'll be right back.
So are we gonna get innocent man banned or what?
Oh my god, I'm so chilly for some reason.
Are you excited for Nero Automata coming to Overwatch?
Yeah, did they ever post the official trailer or is it like still sleeping down?
Long time listener, long time donator, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Yeah, welcome to the jungle.
It's QCL.
Spint.
Yo, soup, did you see the USC baseball team watches your stream?
No, I did not see that.
What is this?
Spint.
Thank you.
Fuck it.
I'm such a stupid girl.
That is not a me.
That is not a super TF for him, though.
Thank you.
That is not a me, that is not a super TF thing, bro.
Now I'm good on that, bro. Chemical makes it think some prime milk just makes it 20 bits.
Let's listen to some good music a super TF chatter says before linking the most disgusting dog shit imaginable.
67 hold on first things first I got a cue I'm gonna
Be a nana na na na na
Give me a second everybody
Okay, um
Can you hit diamond and MCSR I would have to start learning zero cycle for that and
I don't know if I'm ready for that. Zero cycle seems so hard
It just seems impossible, bro
Chemical is something I'm prime appreciate it bro dragon game and they stuff I'm prime skirt is takes 11 months
It's not impossible because other humans do it I never clicked you low I
I mean, yeah, but like bro, Fineberg is not a normal human so
Smart Q please frisky, okay
Like bro, I just tuned in the Feinberg string?
I tuned in the Feinberg stream?
Why is he at the fortress in four and a half minutes?
Like what?
Like what is this guy doing bro?
How is that even possible?
Although his opponent's ahead of him, his opponent is finding the stronghold, but their opponent already blinded.
Or his opponent already blinded.
What do you mean, can we turn on drops?
Play your dumbass game, stop talking about fire any first time chatter.
I think you're the fucking dumbass considering that I was in queue waiting for a fucking game
And I still got like at least two minutes for the game starts going through band phase and fucking other. Are you stupid?
You got a few screws loose, what's wrong with you?
You know Lucy makes the 5-1 prime for shit.
Why don't you play Valorant anymore?
I don't know, should I tap in?
I still got to play with slime one day.
Hello?
Is there something awesome to voice for our Wee-series?
That's uh...
...bus life?
You the Valorant voice? I don't know what Valorant voice does that mean?
And my M-Ray jumped off the high ground, like...
my names should get like big value up there
oh they have a fucking cat cat one is behind I don't almost got deleted
for him, but I'm coming back to top.
Have you always been this feminine? You spelled feminine wrong, I think.
That looks wrong at a first glance.
Alright, double check. Sometimes I read words too fast, but...
Three, two, one...
Actually, one dude.
That's a tough one.
It was wrong yet, though, so...
No me now. I thought so.
I'll play a lot later.
Oh, I'll do it later.
I'll talk in Minecraft later. We'll see.
I'm gonna need to help you with that.
That's the dream tanker.
Stupid fucking cat.
Hey, there's Austin.
I was in the new scary movie trailer.
Is there a new scary movie coming out?
It's ass
Wait, they're crawling why not shoot you got greedy you could easily kill
They had a corny ass pronoun joke in the trailer
I mean, I can't say it's a prize like you guys don't know what scary movie is like
I can't say it's
Hey super are you going to see for just like there's no more like the fucking scary movie clip where
I forget what movie they were fucking making fun of.
I don't know if it was supposed to be The Ring or something, but it was like a fucking Japanese child
and then she starts just like saying random Japanese companies and like words
and they're just like fake translating it.
Like she literally says like fucking like Toyota, Sushi, like Konichiwa,
like literally just like random Japanese words and then it's like
They're attaching those fake translating a whole conversation
Yeah, it's like a...
Oh my god, actually on a man, look on a man
Turns out we don't need our team calls, right?
Mitsubishi, yeah, all that shit
smart.
That's actually kind of funny though.
The pronoun joke is just not funny.
I mean I haven't seen the trailer so I can't say like I don't know what they said specifically
but like surely you understand some irony in your comment right?
Like surely?
It's okay when they're not making fun of me.
Like I don't know man.
Hello.
Hola.
Hello.
I'll bring good things.
I'll put it all on the map.
But I haven't seen the trailers, I don't even know.
Dabash?
Five.
Four.
Three.
Is Rival's dead?
No, probably not.
I'm gonna say no.
I know a lot of people are not happy with the state of the game right now
But I wouldn't say it's dead
Games look at the water traction
That was a 13% native shit that one 12% made for me
Throw another one those names are fucking disgusting value
I forgot it's just me and you again.
I mean, I almost said, well, we can't be down at me a mile.
Yeah, I'm gonna go a minute.
Yeah
It's just like mild one time fuck it so it happens
Hold on ready ready
get a girlfriend it's costing you friends people don't want to be friends with a
chronically single guy it's draining a pathetic to be around and get on hinge
or something I don't know you talked about bro
clinic for another prime sweet lemons and stomp and pimp Daniel live laugh
lune small eagle almonds I his music please almonds you see project Hail
Mary answer yes or I on sub I don't know what that is but sure bro
crime and thanks everybody
what the hell is this at the sound team
Do a hinge segment on stream not
It's not big D. Happy Alex month
Yo, it's up Jackson's the 30-month prime said
38 months Wow, please add to Q please King
Let's get new yours go
Rack attack. Rack at Charm. Oh, I've got one and super? Yeah.
You got this.
Keep this shit for nothing if you don't run arts.
Show me what you got bro.
Why are you all about DPS now?
Well, if you would observe the queue you will notice that I queue both tank and DPS
I feel like they might have tree and infected
Did you just play against us or getting better?
No, I've been in queue for 20 minutes, and I know they're the only other- oh no tree's not in the game too
I run, no ban
No more forgot to ban Ogre
Okay, thank God
Imagine if we get against the ammarshal.
My aim is cold.
Nope.
They're going to play sim.
My ammarshal is kinda clean by the way.
Got some butcher tank.
You have just much butcher.
You can do whatever you want.
I'm thinking right now.
Yeah, Bon, I believe in you.
As long as you don't yell at me, I'm happy.
You know, I only get to yell at you once a time, right?
If I hit you, I'll let you undane.
Oh, that's OK.
Oh, I'm not yelling at you.
I'll go for it.
I think you have a point of go.
Why don't you care if I yell at you?
because uh... i know japan's going to be instantly banned
oh yeah
yeah
well what if you would keep you with you
whatever
we have a cat
well i should be on cat
spetsy spetsy
is there running?
I know
Nothing
No no no
I'm...
I'm just...
I'm just in my mind
Sorry
I swear I heard a Reaper
Do you have to hear it today?
Oh, I can't...
The carry's low though
If he has it, so one
I sent an agent
Wait, W supports?
Yeah, I'm gonna try
Do we have Bars?
I'm just gonna go for Holy Fod
I didn't get that
Oh, that's an empty
Where am I going?
You threw me away?
I'm poking my bomb door.
Moga mirror?
It used to be really bad. I think it's fine now though.
What, like release Moga?
I mean I didn't even play release Moga
because I was so bad.
I played it like this.
Was he a nerf?
Like when I came back?
I'm pretty sure he was still like
kind of stupid though.
Wait, this Moga has no heal though.
Oh
We're good. We did I got my slam when they slam I slam their slam, okay?
My slam slam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so you go away. So do we wait come here? Oh
It's it's good
I got him.
Oh, thank you!
Yeah, you said that it's on me.
Ah, you got us.
But what happens when I pick you up and you cave in the air?
Does the cave drag you down?
I think the cave drops, doesn't it?
Because if you open the air, it drops.
So am I going to like split you in half?
What?
No, the center of the cave drops.
Awesome pull them off. Yeah, I put it. I put it
I made it made it made it made it keep back keep back keep back
I got mine
oh no it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay nothing can't you see that's a
one kill wait guys I got more that Chipotle that Chipotle chicken from
Costco the two-pound bag God that shit's fucking good
Oh my god.
Costco is such a dub.
Oh, that's right, that's right.
You ever thought?
No, I want to just win.
Well, it's $12 for two pounds of pre-cooked, free-season chicken?
How do you do that?
Someone tell me how you do that right now, because you can't.
We go on
Like you just made a fire
I'm not getting any credit. Oh good job
Dude you were the fat guy who jumped on the other fact like you just like you just tell me to kill myself like do it
Like we all know what you say
Yo, I know, I know, stop, stop, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry.
What's the protein on the bro? It's just straight chicken, like...
I think it's chicken breast, maybe?
I don't know what kind of chicken do you use, but...
I'm making, making, making, making...
Oh, what the...
Someone want a Genji?
Yeah, I got it.
Alright.
Just one, just one, just one.
Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.
Oh, I see a Genji, just get...
I'm here to go pick you, skin.
I mean, I mean, I'm reading just what's said.
Oh, it's not the player, it's the character, it's not the player.
Come on, come on, come on.
My bad, my bad.
That was so good.
I don't know how you're doing this good.
Yeah, I don't know, you're just stannous, I guess.
Can we go early with Kipi and stuff like this?
I can actually play with you all if you want.
Yeah, you can try it.
I'll just make you go after him.
Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move.
Yeah, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
Something will get fast.
Get in there, Joey.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Take it, take it.
We're getting up.
Oh!
We're getting up.
Uh oh.
I got big...
Oh!
Wait, Mago! Mago one!
I mean, just play Mago.
Just play my cat.
Yeah, I got a little bot that goes out of bot this.
That's okay. I think you did it on her.
I'm dead.
Yeah, we do have a bot.
We do have a bot.
We're gonna trade.
We have rush too for it. I'm pretty fast.
We can definitely maybe.
Oh
This perk is broken
Like exactly
We got a buffer on man
Yeah, I think I don't know
He stepped up whatever sport if he was them
Don't I got spawn killer? Yeah, good try
Okay, maybe maybe we just take anything. Oh, wait, he isn't
Yeah
I'm gonna need to help this, what chicken specifically I can't find it I can...
Nah, I'm not feeling it.
Uh, I still have some food.
I actually might go heat up some rice, I feel like I need some lashing on stream.
I could do a few more steps through that fight.
Make some rice and then heat up some more.
Yeah.
What do you have?
They have V's for sure right?
Yeah, I'll just be back whoever comes in when they beat.
They don't have Kirill.
He's probably all coming to me.
We have to get the W.
Wait, this is a big fight to us.
We're gonna take this.
I can hold here, come on.
I'm going to run at the same time from the other side.
I'm going in.
I'm not taking one.
I'm tapping. I'm taking one.
I think we can...
Get down!
I'm in a minute!
Wait, wait, wait!
Just get out of there!
Get out of there right now!
Get away! Get away!
Get away, Viko!
Yeah, that's fine.
I knew it.
I knew it, it's fine.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Just for the first half, right?
I will get the death on me.
Wait, it's long as feeding!
If you can tell it...
I got boost, I got boost, I got boost
I'm not gonna back, I'm not gonna back out
I'm running
Like bro that passion is disgusting, you just have to run to anybody in the game
I'm just looking at you, I'm just looking at you, you just have to be in the game
You're smoothies in one day, too much smoothie
Could be a lot of sugar, but I don't know what you're putting in it
I'm just gonna see someone with my health, I'm gonna have low
Just gonna go grey, you're gonna be checked into the corner
What's this?
Then you end blue both on both on both on.
Oh, you got this.
Oh, wait, I love you guys all.
Yeah, I don't pick this up.
We're working like a team right now.
Is Emery still selling now?
Let me get my ult.
I'm just gonna ult them on it early.
Good job guys, proud of you guys.
Yeah, this is awesome.
I can't wait to sit and queue for another 30 minutes.
Yeah.
But how am I not playing the game, what the fuck?
Oh yeah, I love this.
That is a problem.
I'm gonna act with him.
Okay, I don't know what the hell this is,
but I feel like this judge should just like ban this.
Oh, is this a real person?
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Don't miss my song again,
to I will be very upset.
You don't want that.
I can't make some rice, but if I do that it will be my third break in two hours.
And then I'll have to fucking wait for the rice to be done, and then I'll have to take
another break to heat up the chicken with the rice.
I
Smart meow
So he you need it mr. 50 pounds brought like a hundred and forty pounds, okay chill on me
Smart
Show me a little bit
You're supposed to eat when you're hungry. I like that calm from you. It's a big calm.
Give me a second. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go heat up some rice and shit.
This is the U.S. Food Pocket Long Range Patrol, or LRP, the 1998 data production.
Menu number three, it weighs 1 pound, 1.2 ounces, or 486 grams, and it contains 1,560 calories.
Breaks down to 50% carbohydrate, 35% fat, and 15% protein.
Let's give it a look.
This is my favorite menu, most likely.
This is a chicken on a king.
We're actually probably chicken still.
Let me show you off the back.
This is the accessory packet.
Here's the main course.
6.10 ounces or 173 grams.
That's a large mane probably contains between 580 and 700 calories.
That's really nice.
Actually, this one's your highest sugar mane of the eight in the 1998 LRP menu lineup, and
it is no longer produced.
Sweet and sour pork, you will see this right here turning up in 03, 04, 05, meal cool
weather.
There's pineapple and pineapple juice. Isn't that cool?
There's nothing else like it white rice and pork and pineapple
Anyway, let's get the rest out
Peanut butter and it looks fine. Vitamin enriched
Crackers and this apple cider that's like gold
And a bran flake bar. Look at that very rare
This is a fantastic menu. Most of these were eaten, and for good reason.
Tastes great. Main? He ain't got run with it. A lot of them ended up on the civilian market,
where people used them for camping. Looking pretty good. Alright, let's get this
sat on your tray. Nice. Okay, let's first start off by checking out that pork.
Yes, no scent, white rice, lean pork, fruit, and vegetable, with sesame, soybean, and corn
oil.
This is a masterpiece.
There is no steaming on the cardboard, no oil separation, no breakdown at all, or anything
getting on this plastic. The plastic has no yellow tinge from the fats in the
wheel. This is double-bagged as you can see. It's different than the others. This would
allow for you to portion it out if you wanted to.
Very late. I checked why I ought so much more entertaining and pretty than this
It's just straight in the swamp down there along with white rays and bean pork.
Tempting this piece of green pepper and red pepper.
Hmm crunchy freeze dried vegetable with sweet pineapple juice.
Smart.
It's a bit hard.
Good old Taser's choice.
I'm feeling lucky, let's see the matches, gotta have them, let's see here, see toilet
papers, this is a restricted calorie 24 hour ration, it's not gonna be this whole day,
Spearman chewing gum, gamer, sugar, and 4 grams of salt too.
That's really nice.
Okay Mike.
Here.
I'm the luckiest man in the world.
Let's do that.
No signs of webbing. Looks fun.
Smart.
It's like apple cinnamon caramel. It's almost like apple cinnamon cotton candy.
If there is such a thing. A wispy tart mouthwatering sweetness.
That also has like a smooth caramel almost buttery smell. It's unreal
Did you guys miss me
Wait
Brands late for we have vibes new boy, what's going on in chat, bro?
What's going on in chat, bro?
I'm not sure why you want to do it, but it's not an option there, I know that's it.
If you had like four of them, you'd make a bowl of cereal.
Guys, what if I save the rest of this video for later once my rice is done so then I can
go like, you know what I mean, eat my food while the rest of this video is playing
thoughts? Good idea. Thanks bro. It'll be like, I don't know, 30 minutes from now. Don't
worry, we'll see the rest of that video. Don't worry.
We're in this chat in the past two minutes. It's obvious Super isn't boycotting Joe because
of his views but rather chat's reaction to those views sparks an interesting discussion
about the power of directed outrage but that's for another day.
LeBron, you are- you've been around long enough to know that Steve is a fucking O.G.
We've been watching Steve for years.
Just took a break from his videos.
Paco, thanks for the-
Oh!
Uh-huh.
Smart.
Drowned aqueous to the fire and prime, appreciate it.
Hold on, I'm gonna cue a song or two.
Smart.
Globe.
Wait guys, I'm more-
I'm fucking- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm salivating thinking of this chicken and rice I'm about to eat in a bit.
Holy fuck.
Yo question is anybody here- I'm not in queue I'm a fucking chud.
Is anybody here pre- what the hell did I just do?
Stop, what did I just do?
No I don't want a cute death match.
Does anybody- um
Make like 10 pounds of rice at once and just like eat it over the course of a week because
I have such a small rice cooker.
It's literally like it makes like a cup of rice.
Maybe a little more than a cup of rice.
But I don't have like I want to I almost want to get a bigger rice cooker that just
It has more rice.
Select a mac.
Okay, 10 pounds, maybe not 10 pounds of rice,
but like more rice, you know what I mean?
What kind of rice?
I got some jasmine.
I got some jasmine rice.
I should go buy more rice soon.
Select your hero.
I
Rice bulgogi and egg that sounds fucking good, bro
Actually, I did I want to go to H more and buy like one of those giant 50 pound bags of rice. He wants to go with me anybody
relationships
And next mercy pew pew booty either things like the moon prime
Start
Sushi rice is good, too.
I do like sushi rice, um.
team
I've been watching you since freshman year of college now. I am matching into a stream virgins
Hi super TF time flies king. Hi pepper
There's a lot of pee on that pepper
Yeah, use the pepper with like a hard key.
And drop it except for a few more prime.
Hark a lark, except for one prime.
Do you want Kiri or...other?
No one needs to fill this out.
Jasmine Rice is way too sweet.
Brother, what?
You play a little more often when it's raining in the bathroom, so I'm sorry.
Sweet?
What?
I think you're eating spoiled rice, bro.
Smart.
or maybe if you're putting rice like or if you're putting salt in your rice cooker maybe
you you're actually putting in sugar I don't know bro taking course adventure adventure
adventure one
Do you hear is off?
Why would you salt a rice cooker? Is that a thing?
Don't you know put like butter or like salt in the rice cooker? Like add some flavor to the rice?
It's like
This is a bunch of stuff
Push cart, push cart
I got it
This is a quite a place
Hey, wait a minute. It wasn't my streamer
You totally can
Yeah
You're really high charge. I have Susie. You can fuck around with us
I got it for Christmas many like a few years ago my parents got me one
I'm not going to let you escape.
I'm going to go for it. You guys fight.
I'm going to push for it.
Oh my bad.
Just come back out. I'll push for it then run away.
We click one here.
I think we're going to probably fight to something.
I think we're going to jump on the back.
There we go. There we go.
I don't know of it.
It's for me.
Let me get a still for a second and go in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
This table is 277, yeah.
I make it perfectly clean.
Small rice cooker, GF reveal when?
What does that even mean, bro?
I just told you where I got my rice cooker from.
Hello?
Does that even fucking mean bro?
I'm single, man.
I got it here, man.
Let me show you.
All right, I'll get you.
I'll get you.
Go for it, I'll get you, go ahead.
OK.
All right, ready?
Ready to go up.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
One, one, one, one, one.
What's happening?
Aint.
You see a one?
I tried
Nice
I tried character
I tried
Did you make a stream team?
I'm ready to get that off yet a date
No bro, I didn't fucking do anything yesterday
I was sick yesterday, kiddo
Felt sick still and hungry and tired and said I'm not streaming
And then went to bed already
I'm ready whenever
You're walking, you're walking
They're walking hard
I
Tired of what I can't be tired these days like
What do they do is that just beat from them or do they beat
They didn't do anything
You have a day off every day I've worked actually every day
I might just be dead.
What's that?
That's a good one.
Can we rotate right?
We got our turn.
Yeah, we can. Come in.
Cable down. Cable down.
We don't need all of them.
Kill them first and then just push.
Just chase. We can push.
Oh, I'm sorry about that game.
Wait, how does one for a rush turn and one for a rush turn?
No.
You come back by 9am and I shit in my streamer talking about some day to work.
You just rush first.
Not saying you work 12 hours a day.
Are you a nurse?
Yeah.
Have you clocked?
If you're a nurse, if you're working 12 hours a day, you're probably a nurse
and you work either three to four days a week,
is that's all right?
Or I have you clocked or what?
I'll get in the gap.
Here you are, here you are.
Ouch.
Chill, chill, kill the tracer, one.
You're not.
A lot of nurses work 12 hour days.
I don't know why it's like a common thing, but I'm pretty sure that's the thing
Okay, this guy just opened me some yellow reason. I'm just like there
We can save this area. We need to beat our cast. I'm speeding our cast
No, I made that up I do and play about yeah, maybe not yet Bob
Of course it's easier for us close to zero than we can track them down
I
What the hell like obviously she coach guns like she was walking up there
That's what they did
No silver bullet is so fucking sick. I used to hate it. I just think it was like bad
I'm dropping
Tracer has
I can't remember how long ago
I'm going to go
Bob, I'll open the easy corner
That's Bob
Blin side, Blin side
I'm like I slid
Go kill it, go kill it
Tracer dead
Here's our up one, you have no carry, he'll have it at the top
You can see them
Ash is inside of the red
Ash one dead I think
Try not to ult, get as much space as you can, you have no supports.
Get cornered, she's in the back corner.
Sends, sends.
If you push here, I'll probably...
Careful, they got 4, they can stay...
I have my name here!
They could speed and suzu bubble.
Yeah, I have am, I have am.
Can we go 3, 2...
3, 2, 1.
Please.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Look at the zoning.
You grab this, you can grab that.
That's what this one put this one put this one
Yeah, this one
Ah, the transaction is not good
We are focused
Oh no, huge, wait wait wait
We're making some push off of this
Massive
I appreciate this shit
Nice, nice kill
What's your point?
What?
What the hell?
Oh you're a sicko for that one
Is there better?
Yeah there better, what the fuck?
Maybe there's a little troll with the vision was there
We got a slaughter whoever fucking thought it was good idea to add that Lucio voice line by the way
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I think that's one get absolutely shit on my team.
Nice.
Something to the basement as a road, kind of Saner.
I don't care, bro.
That's fine.
There's stuff right here.
I can just go on here.
That is what it is.
Yeah, we sent the past.
We sent the past.
I was one team.
We just kind of passed that.
They're tracers to my left.
I think it was bush.
We're gonna push.
This is the one.
I have a nice one.
You're looking good.
Here, here, here.
Nice B.
Tracer close.
I got it. I got it.
We walk, we walk.
Tracer on the false farm I think.
It's a nine.
This is what?!
Peek main monkey.
They only have a fall by the bank.
They have a mauga!
That's a push.
That's a false farm.
It's coming back. Make your run.
Make your run.
Just make your run.
No team.
I'm doing big things right now I'm just gonna run and probably win I'm talking
each hand it's all on my face just
oh shit careful she's
powerful
oh i can push back here
this is fucked up
we can see here i'm fine just wait here
we can go back let's get them out guys get them out
i'm gonna go back
all right let's go let's go
i'm gonna go get you one
i wanna get bob
so like no i just i was i
Uh, it's okay. Bro, I had my honey on the bob the entire time, he's just never done a red skull. I'm lucky.
Oh, damn.
No, it does target bob, but bob does meet, so he's just like, I never charge it wide enough.
We have a lot of space, we can...
I killed one, I killed one, we're up one.
Can we let them, can we let them push, and just go around them, kill, kill, kill.
I'm gonna get this one for a fight, huh?
Your weakness may just be a little sleepy.
Start the enemy.
I'm gonna get the rest.
We're just shooting, Nogga.
Just a half.
He's in between those awp.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
He's on me, Nogga.
Yeah, just I can't fucking miss.
I still see them.
I'm gonna get the rest.
You can't stop me.
EG.
W.
I don't have a rat.
W.
Mugga, read me.
I don't have a rat.
W.
Rugger Reaper Jones with two Cassands.
Oh there he is.
I couldn't see him behind that grain of rice.
11k damage from the retirement home.
Nice.
Yeah, what can I say bro?
I can see.
Wow, that right to us.
Nice.
Thanks Heidi.
I saw your emotes on Twitter
when do I get to use them?
Oh, I have to upload them.
I'll throw them out in the stream today, actually.
Smart.
I will do that.
And he's got 51 Month Prime meta and Fiji and Goose things
everybody.
Why not now?
Because I'm busy.
Reject modality.
You're meant to make a big ass pot of biryani rice
the old fashioned way and eat the temif for the entire week.
But this looks so good.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
I want it. Whatever it is, I want it.
Briani with Mint Chutney?
Right, but like, what's the meat?
Is there a meat in here? I see a stick.
I don't know what the heck that is.
I'm looking for a meat.
Chicken maybe?
And next, tie-dye-tie!
Organized Bonfire looks like it's 67 months from...
Heee!
So what is this song you're just thinking? Why is it called Come Inside of My Heart?
Come Inside of My Heart.
But you know what I love when I'm making rice?
I mean it hasn't happened yet but I love when I'm making rice and like you can smell when
the rice is like almost done cooking because the smell of warm and hot rice starts to like
flood your house.
I mean, people don't stop learning. You don't stop learning once you hit like 25, bro. You
I can always learn new shit.
Like it's kind of a goofy...
Well, fucking Daigo is like 40-something still playing Street Fighter.
Knee is like 39 playing Tekken.
You know?
Mauga!
I'm a little scared for a ball.
So, seven riders, two hundred and ninety-two,
of whom they like to continue to last in the morning
to save a hundred more than three.
What is this luggage room?
Bathroom, Caster, and Bathroom by himself.
It can be...
It's so...
Nice.
Wait, watch my door.
I'll do it fair and all.
Are you playing with Overwatch with high graphics all of a sudden,
or am I tripping?
You're probably thrown off by the lighting, because normally King's Row is night time, but this is daytime King's Row, so you're probably like tripping a little bit.
Let's see if I have a guess.
Oh, nothing like 70 or...
What's up with it?
Something foggy.
Yeah, passengers on this little shot
Actually, I don't know. My graphics probably not right video graphics ball
Oh, I can't wait to eat that chicken and rice bro
Don't burn them what the rice?
I'm a little bit maybe I'm a little scared.
No last meet.
Mugger mugger.
Huge.
There's some point in there.
Nice.
Yeah
Wait my first time seeing an emory old kill on stream bra just was popping off on emory like two games ago
Wait I
Think I don't know if I'm losing my mind or if I'm starting to smell the rice
Maybe I'm having a stroke
I'm not even kidding I actually love rice I could just eat straight up plain
rice and be satisfied like I I fucking love rice bro
maybe I can farm emerald and we can nano emerald maybe
might be a stretch though i don't have enough to crush actually
I'm almost on there.
Ah, I can't read. I need to hide this window.
Oh, it's on touch.
Wait, are you hitting me? Let me out of here.
That's not me, but...
I don't see anyone else. I was about...
Let's see what this dick can do
This is the overwatch a little cow everyone is talking about what bro
Not even close
Oh wait, it's just me and you invoice bro
Mr. Ball?
We fought, we fought, I didn't even realize.
I got my fingers.
Oh, I'm dead!
Uh-oh.
You got the message though!
Let's see what this dude can do.
Yeah man, get the fuck...
Wait.
You see that?
Okay.
I thought I heard someone say I have points, specifically my ball.
I guess I was mistaken about that.
Oh God, come on.
Cast one.
Oh, um...
I always feel...
end of page.
Oh, I thought he used this thing. I could have just pistol that and killed it. I'm stupid.
Not a lot left side.
I just can't perform without dying.
Yeah, Mizuki cast against ball
tough time the ball I can't lie tough time for him
I mean I'm doing a lot but forcing the ball into
Music caster's gonna have any effect
Bad just a 30-month private
Oh wait a minute someone joined huge
Well no one like dude no one actually like what the fuck is Pokemon Poco Pia
Like no one's even I just heard my I just heard my rice cooker click off
One slice of Costco pizza has six hundred and fifty calories
I've never even heard of this game until today by the way, I've literally never heard of this game until today
It's not even out yeah, but like when was this game announced?
Is this just animal crossing for Pokemon like is that all it is?
Yeah
Who the fuck's playing this shit?
actually a huge problem to play you're right everyone's an animal crossing
bro I remember I bought animal crossing on my switch I played for about 45
minutes and now we're playing again
I'm gonna get two ice browns, so that is...
Don't laugh! That one!
This Maga might break, though.
Wow, Kassel swung.
Yeah, Maga wanted to behind us.
He stole it. Stole it, Maga.
Oh, I break that.
If Mike Tracer turns to that guy...
Oh my god
I'm scary
Right something animal crossing is my kind of game, that's all bro. Is that like such a big problem?
That was definitely Animal Crossing inspired I felt his web fishing doesn't matter game
I'm just so dead.
What the fuck?
I always do.
I
Guys this game might be impossible with the ball
They should all die.
You just need to go tracer, we have one of those, evil guys, 74982's on the case.
The protocol is ready to take over.
Um, yeah, actually.
yeah I've heard that I have heard that Patrick star
Big name.
No! Oh, it's huge B.
Like, bro, what does ball do? Like, like, it's just so hard now.
Magamizuki pass.
You can't be having fun in 11-11 stuff though.
That was fucking good in that cast.
Did you see those still up there?
No!
Did he kill them?
I was gonna get really upset.
Oh someone fucking help me out here, man
Doing so much bro
I messed up
We need Super TF on WoW.
Play a hardcore classic WoW? Who says no?
Reactive.
My ultimate's ready.
I think I'm gonna wait until you get beat before I do anything.
My old, such a sly guy if I don't.
Quint!
That's the way to go.
Please feel free.
I'm not... Why would you?
Oh, well.
What's happening?
Nukes you?
Huge.
Um, they do staggered spawns.
God damn it, bro.
Your ball's bad, I mean it can't be too bad if he's trying to.
But continuing to force ball here is definitely a choice.
I love he's a ball one trick or what but
She's a sprout
I
Right now I'm having a bad game. I mean he is having a bad game
But it's because he's forcing ball into ball like hard ball counters like it's you're not gonna have like it's gonna be fucking impossible
Like it's just hard. I'm sure it's doable
I like
Look at him bro, like yeah, that's just you know, well now we can't have a time
I'll do a lot but
140 Wow
Yeah the Grenade? Bro I didn't realize when he came out how much height you actually get
off of his nades like you can do some sicko shit like if you did you knade him and pistol
and then like holy fuck you get a hot e-final.
Yo lollipop nice that this is one prime by the way to make 3rd except this is one
time appreciate it yeah you can yeah if you fucking sit like sink jump with a
Nade, yeah.
Alright, what about?
Maybe we can draw.
Nade.
Hi-yah!
Wow, good nade.
That was good, like, oh, they have...
Oh, my God.
I think that's full of all counter, bro.
not smart bro they just play full ball counter and just hope our ball makes a mistake in
a minute because they can't lose right so they just like play slow push up slowly no
one over extends eventually they'll get on point and then they have to like they're
I'm just playing for a mistake. It's smart, it's good.
Yup, there it is.
GG.
There it is.
What can you do?
Damn I did a lot this game too.
Now hit me with the reversal cause he's ranked 2.
Well guys, sometimes getting to that does happen, you know.
Toxic for soccer on Mars.
Rice is ready!
Yep, I'm gonna go heat up my chicken and with my rice, and we're gonna have a little bit
of a meal.
Back to Steve.
Smart.
Okay, let's wear a vole.
It's fresh.
But it smells like raisin, Graham.
Without the raisins.
Hmm.
Hmm, it still smells like it kind of has raisin in there, though.
It's something probably raisins, I'm not even kidding, they pull stuff like that here, the crackers might as well.
That has milk in it, and it's like skin milk powder with hydrogenated creamer.
Oh yeah, definitely of the era.
Malted barley and like this almost shortening kind of cracker smell that's just different
than any other.
Those are in good shape.
Very nice.
They don't turn up enough in the LRPs.
Should be in menu one.
She can stew.
But hey, it's like that's breakfast, that little thing.
in the peanut butter and crackers that's lunch and this is your dinner or whatever order is best
there you go not bad
Geez, I probably should have tried the peanut butter first before putting on that cracker.
Here.
Is it any good?
Mmm.
Yeah, it's still fine.
There's something about it.
It's a well-roasted peanut, but not the best tasting.
Let's try out a cracker.
Holds its form.
Hydrogenated bath.
Hydrogenated Vap and what it does to help the MRE crapper last longer and to hold its form more efficiently.
An excellent crunch with a rewarding malted barley undertone that really make you want to eat more of them.
Let's see here.
That's for the Bran Flake Bar.
Hmm, bran flake cereal with a nice crispy crunch, it has milk powder integrated, it
tastes like you're biting into a, like, it tastes like a bar of raisin bran without the
raisins.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, that is fresh and tastes fantastic.
The main course. Let's check this out.
Excellent.
Look at the sauce.
That thing is a beaut.
The nicest main eff out of all eight of them.
Except for maybe the chicken stew.
Look at that.
I'm going to leave that sauce like that on a flavorful bite.
Bell peppers and pineapple, this is, gosh, this savory sweet and sour sauce.
Perfectly rehydrated rice with a pineapple piece.
pork and pineapple with white rice. It tastes like it has a fish sauce or something in it.
It's so complex in its range of sweet, sour, and savory. Reasonable amount of sodium brings
the flavor out even more. The pork is lean, very lean. Unbelievable. The tartness and just
like perfectly rehydrated rice.
Hmm.
Nice range of textures, reasonable chew,
a little tiny bit of like a crunch with vegetable bell pepper and pineapple.
Even has some texture left.
It's not too mushy.
This is like total gourmet long term storage food.
That is insanely good bell pepper mmm my friend is ready and yummy fine I guess you're
I'm tasting real pure chaps.
It's only on the cute thing.
Everything goes, keep being trained, Unison.
It all works together.
You want to try one, son?
That's one of the greatest things you'll ever eat.
What is it, EA?
Absolutely stability.
A sweet and sour pork from 1998.
And consistency.
A meal. A perfect meal.
That's the same every time.
Brand plate more.
Probably the late.
40 of them left on planet Earth.
Guess this means about 39 here.
All you're missing?
This is like a bowl.
Only four or five of these breaking up. There's some raisins in there.
Oh, this is so fucking cool. I would do this. This is hitting the spot right now by the way.
Not really sure why they got rid of this menu.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
They really shoveled this one down.
A satisfying meal.
The apple cider.
There goes that. Some chicken and rice, you want some?
Flavor enhanced with ceramic aldehyde.
This apple cider is better than any other on planet Earth.
Perfectly tart.
Sweet.
Has Steve ever explained why he does this?
What do you mean, bro? Because this is his special interest.
Why do you play video games?
Complexity.
This apple cider is better than any other
on planet Earth. Perfectly tart,
sweet, and complex. With soothing,
stimulating, morale boosting, and providing
Ample amount of sugar and probably some vitamin C as well and hydrating the soldier.
This will cover up the flavor and smell of treated water a little bit at least and is
a component that I wish I had like just you know a stash of um you know thousand or two
thousand packs and just be able to drink them all the time but you can't they're
rare.
I'll finish brand fleek bar that really breaks out to a lot of cereal and
here hmm
apple bread later followed by baby
hmm did the coffee have any webbing the most mouth-watering drink delicious
Slater
No bro does anything but play the game
All right. All right. Am I not allowed to eat if I'm hungry?
Am I supposed to sit here and fucking starve for your entertainment? I was supposed to sit here and fucking torture myself
If I got a pee doesn't matter strap to the fucking chair can't move need more water too bad, bro
Fuckin fucking tank through it hungry not my problem deal with it
How about we strap you to a chair for fucking 10 hours, and we'll see what we'll see how you feel
No food. No water. You can't get up. You got a pee too bad, bro
Biggie what?
Let's check out the coffee. Oh, he's drinking the coffee
You know what? Red pack taster's choice. Usually it turns out to be visually and, well, flavor-wise
as well. Disappointing experience.
Welcome to being a working class citizen. On everything, that guy doesn't have a job.
On fucking everything, he doesn't have a job. I promise you.
experience. Wholeheartedly some of the worst you could ever come across for when it comes
down to shell stability or lack thereof, I'm telling you. Red pack tastes your choice.
Usually you don't even bother opening up the check, but these have been a real change
in turn events. Like, you know, real just, hmm. That coffee, you'd save it for last
when you really need it.
Green gum, let's see.
Hmm, based right in. Soft chew, mild, sugar-sweetened
spearmint. Very nice. LRP, 1998.
Menu 3. Sweetened sour pork.
Absolutely fantastic ration. What an experience.
Well anyway, this is Steve 1989.
Hope you like the video, and I'll be coming back at you with something new.
Steve Earl.
I always like the video.
See ya.
I always enjoy the video.
["Monday"]
Hashtag demotivation on Monday.
My life ain't shit, and I ain't shit either.
Motherfuck myself, I'm a whole ass nuke, I'm a piece of shit motherfuck, ain't worth a damn, my life ain't.
I might have permanently messed up my YouTube algorithm by watching this video.
By watching what?
Steamed hams?
Okay, why is this the, why does everyone say this is the best Simpsons episode?
But because it is, you just watch it, lexable would know.
Can you press play?
I need it despite your directions. Oh, so we're 10 inch old. Welcome. I go prepared for an unforgettable luncheon
Yeah, I'm not watching I'm watching
Oh this food was hitting the spot. Oh my god, I needed this shit
that. Yo, Coz, next to the six, seven tier three months, bro. Thank you very much, Coz.
Smot.
By the tale, can you put this in the cuprity, please?
Smot.
Welcome back, Sue.
Mmm!
Damn!
Yo, who went chat for me to go eat? Good idea.
Good fucking idea.
Ahhhh!
Why the fuck did he put it on like fuck that was good? I feel great now. I
Feel fucking great. I
Still got more rice for later, too
All right, I'm tilted
I'm tilted. Why? I open Twitter first, tweet the top of my timeline of some random guy ranking
every resident evil game that I've played. Resident Evil 1. Not appealing. Never played.
Like whatever, bro. I'm talking.
Not appealing, never played. Resident Evil 7 first person skip, Resident Evil 8 first
person skipped. Play halfway and skip, watch on YouTube skip, like this guy even fucking
What I'm being fucking tilt about what?
What
Um
Yo Karen and pop stick just resubs toastings at 32 prime horizon inside to my prime
Six in 2004 Honda Civic M nestic things everyone honzu. Thanks for the 20 bits save the bees and granny massacre
It's the four years neat fix and stay from a prime buzz. Thanks the prime sub
What's your list I don't know. I don't think about it. I don't think about it games from start to finish
Put this in the queue. Main menu theme from Ana Dream Barbecue Chapter 1.
I played that game. I forget what the main menu theme is though.
What do you love me back if I constructed a life-size version of you out of sourdough?
Um, no, but that'd be kind of interesting.
I don't know how you would do that.
Like, where would you get a piece of sourdough that's that, you know?
Oh wait someone in chat was asking about what chicken I was talking about.
Jones
Wait, let's see if I can find a good picture of it. Wait a minute. Hey, he'd nice to streamer. It's this shit
Chipotle sells a two-pound bag of pre-cooked
Char grill Chipotle chicken two pounds for 12 bucks. I
Mean, how do you how do you beat that?
How do you beat socks on your coins?
How do you fucking beat that?
No, it's not from Chipotle guys Chipotle chicken King when Chipotle chicken's a thing guy. That's not
Like Chipotle. It's a tracer
I fear cat on this map. Oh
I said Chipotle. I'm sorry. I meant from Costco. Sorry
Costco sells
Char grill Chipotle chicken two pound bag 12 bucks like it's so cute. Yeah
It's so fucking good
God so you guys this is actually a scam house is a scam what?
How is this a scam?
Make it yourself
Okay, bro
But like if you're talking about like the time saved or based on the fucking cost and like the convenience
I didn't say this is unbeatable, bro.
That's unbeatable.
12 fucking dollars for two pounds of chicken is robbery?
Bro, are we living in the same country, bro?
Two pounds of cooked chicken for $12 is a robbery?
$12 dollars is a robber
That is such a good deal
Hello
Fentfreak, that's good guy with a bunch of numbers
He does anything like he did last game that dude went negative on tracers. Good luck
These little do their own grocery shopping. Yeah, I think I'm starting to realize that
Okay
Sorry, uh soldier he dropped
Like yeah, bro, you can buy like two pounds of chicken breast
Mate like raw chicken breast for like nine or ten bucks
This is like
I don't know if you guys are trolling me. I think I think I realize what's happening right now
I'm just being troll. I'm gonna stop talking now because you guys got me for a minute
Nice isn't okay
Can you week with us?
I
Fucking pissed off
I'm sorry I'm gonna lie if you look on the super.
Yeah I know you can buy the rotisserie chicken for 6 bucks at Costco.
A whole chicken, I know.
I just think everyone in chat saying it's not a good deal is kind of cold a little bit.
Like it's really nice to have.
Can we get that card?
Don't stack it too long.
I
Actually just object okay, okay, you walk away
Do a Pokemon nuzlocke I already did one of them bro. I did one of them
And you walk and you walk inside
I
Also not factoring in the fucking time you save how many other
he's in this SOS
I'm fucking damn it bro
put him on the floor
he's just
put him on the floor
here he's up
no you're worried about it don't you
just don't review the bot
it'll be great
I won't back out
rush blade
crap
you should try the elder ring canes and more
Have you
Spying right corner and
You might break it. I mean
In a pan and like add beans and corn and other shit to it if you want it make like an actual bowl
Busy guy
I'm going forward
how much hot never nothing no iris I guess
that guy is it the highest value thing you can buy no but like if you consider
everything else I think it's a good deal sorry I just mean I'm also a possible
blazer so maybe that's part of your
soldier
yeah
carry close to the left hand
this guy is just flying
real struggle is microwave hot dogs
when I still live with my parents
I stream in my parents house
when I was done streaming
I would go downstairs
and have a microwave hot dog
that should be nice
can't lie
there's an agreedies thing
of anything ever
you're agreed
if I hold this
okay
get in there
mercy, mercy, mercy
inspiration shower
I got two
get in, get in, get in
I got three, I got three
eww, eww
no, you hit him, no, you hit him
she's not low at all, I spot
she got
how come he's sitting on top of that?
I had a mercy by the rest of the Zarya
when Zarya is up there
I killed the Zarya?
I didn't get my major perk yet.
shit
Oh, yeah
Wait, this was tough as hell. My time is worth over $100 an hour. If I don't have to spend
10 minutes prepping dinner, it's worth it, TBH. Holy fuck. That was tough as hell.
And like bro, is that like it's unhealthy?
You're eating cooked chicken and rice.
like how unhealthy can that be?
I always think it's funny when people assume anime is like a fucking, like, neat without
realizing that he's like an actual functional adult with a real job and like older than 99.9%
of people in chat, it's actually always really fucking funny when that happens.
I love that shit.
What?
I mean, yeah, that and like the talk about, you know, red 13 and like red 13 cosplay
and like, among other various things that he does, but
Now, Belly Button Ranch, his toilet account, like you know, classic anime.
Yo, Radman makes that them nine months, DinaFluid is the 401 Prime, Baloney, Jobrix, they get the sub.
Yeah, super, are you real?
No.
Yo, dude, that's so, why, they banned my Bastion too, okay.
My dodge the birthday. No, I the birthday vid is like for you dummy, right? The birthday vid is like anime's magnum opus
Yeah, I got you bro. I don't know what I got him on but I got him
Namaskar
This dude in Emre lunch, it's so boring you're literally watching me on tank right now
Where are these new gen overwatch viewers coming from I'm getting I'm getting pissed off
Yes, what's up, bro?
I don't have the emote dude six enemy move tragic. Yeah, it's not equipped
Thanks bro whoever said that I was very wholesome RL stein wait a minute
goosebumps goosebumps guy
I got the turret, I'll do a violent one over here, I'm gonna do a loot, not the best
shield here, but whatever, oh if I was better I'd throw an echo, sorry.
man that's okay just do better next time
he's dominant
there's an echo up here i'm scared
uh
echo one
i'm probably gonna run here actually
I might just be dead. I'm like behind me.
I'm just after me.
Matt lived. I love.
I think I can do it.
Can you praise with Domina?
What is no like, like it's not even that free, it's just like...
Okay, this is looking like I should have dodged.
He used Nano Lilari, they have coffee next to it.
Wait, Emery's bogeyin, holy.
That means good, bro.
Oh, there's a person behind me. Okay
There's a acabanya
I'm gonna change jump between nothing
Oh, he's a chee-man. We have a mercy.
It's Gekko. Hey.
Let's stop it.
I value your dedication. Look who's my chee-man.
This is the one.
Ooh.
This is the one.
So what do I do here? How do I like?
Okay good. I almost fucked that up.
I push Winston and just kill him.
Fix AO3 please?
What's wrong with Archive of our own bro?
What's wrong with it?
It's down? Oh is it actually?
I don't know that.
What am I supposed to do about that though?
We're completely like Cloudflare or something bro.
Like completely.
Oh, I do have my truck, so I think I just have to let you know.
Oh, I almost died.
I don't know, bro.
I'm noticing quite a few problems with this team, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna get off that murder, because...
I think my ult's just supposed to be off the point.
I need to go a more like hard carry tank because this is just not going to cut it.
Ah, Zarya could be good.
I'm a go queen now.
I'm a go, I'm a go, I'm a go, I'm a go queen.
Bro, what is queen like?
Hold on, I'm on here.
I don't know.
I'm not getting a little bit of this.
It's where our side is.
I wish you would.
Wait, he's going to carry his Domino?
I mean, he's good in the Domina.
Well, I don't think the Domina was the biggest issue.
Not as quick as I used to be,
but I'm still the fastest gun in the new world.
Like, I think we just, I need to go a hard,
I need to go a hard carry.
Doctor, they've all really gotta eat big shibble.
This voice line is so dumb.
Come on, crunch, crunch, crunch.
You won't ever go to charity.
Such a dumb fucking voice line.
I hate that voice line so much.
five four three two one
let's go get him
time to take action
hmm
all right
I
What do you guys say work
I'm busy locking in for this infinite game of overwatch rank my like 13,000 came in ranks
well listen that bitch should die someone beg for a gifted sub and then someone did it anonymously
dude fist for 68
what could even make his name 6'7 or 6'9 he went right in the fucking middle
like really
fist in this shop I'm all agar
might have been
ouch
yep
That's a low.
Um.
What the fuck?
He was full HP.
Uh, I believe...
No!
We lost!
Can't fight!
Yeah, it was almost 67 meters.
All right.
Okay.
Okay
You lost when they banned Bastion?
Yeah.
I mean we have to push this Primal which is annoying.
If we take it to Primal out.
Okay are we walking out?
What's going on here guys?
They are best chance to cap this is when the snowball fight that we lost sometimes.
Now our serial is here.
Not a thing.
I have to get this cleanser out.
Why is the Bob's on part? That is annoying.
That's so fucked up, bro. Bob's like in the worst spot to be.
I thought it was up top, but I guess she threw it past when we got under.
I think Winston's probably good if we had an Ana.
It's not like carried with a Nano, but I think without an Ana, I'm not gonna do anything.
It's gonna be hard.
Ah, thank you.
I'm just gonna...
No, my carry's keeping in.
I was just gonna say it's fine if our soldier dies.
And I see my kiwi built in there with him. Oh, brother.
Nice try, man.
It was nice meeting you, Super.
Yeah, nice to meet you, man.
Now, avoid them?
The mercy was just brutal the fucking
Maybe I could have gone diva maybe
Maybe
I've got six point seven K channel points not like you but I don't think
Oh diva was banned there you go
ETA looks to eight months are rock talk. They said three one five my heart take of the day
um what would you do during recess kickball handball play pretend kick
grass rolls are popular options happy 30 months super what is this bro
Oh, there's a new lore drop.
Wait, there's a new lore drop?
Picture of success.
Hello again streamerjones.
Now arriving at the Shambani Leistree.
They have new hero.
It's so winnable.
100 hours of mail.
We're gonna Zarya.
We're gonna winnable.
Royal has another 10 to 15 hours.
Since London Cutie were playing it yesterday, I feel compelled to once again request you
play Kingdom Hearts at some point.
Kingdom Hearts.
If he plays Persona, his LARP or career are gonna be in jeopardy.
You can't just play the game.
Never mind.
You can count on me wish I remembered shifu's battle advice about now
Push into slept there was a team team team team
Kingdom thoughts ha ha good one
Well part of this that's when it gets booty eating makes that prime sale but pojaud except the team on prime
I'm gonna talk you guys if you don't want to do my friend
My sale
Okay
What I do what I will be speaking tonight
What I do what I'm a dps wanna play right side with me. Yeah
I'm just parking
I'm doing big damage he wants to give his life
I
Try again
I actually played smile a lot when I was younger
I played it a little bit
That's like Vakas or a jungle.
Smite too though?
Probably not.
Oh my god.
He's popping up.
You can maybe bubble me a little.
Jion?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's probably best.
I'm so sorry.
Have you ever played for jungle?
No, not worth the tech trade.
No, I never paid my nails.
I don't really have any interest in doing so.
That way you can get an interest and secure.
No shield.
Bro, I think the sticky-nade perk would be way better if it only stuck once you hit somebody with it directly.
It could still bounce and then spin I mean like just bouncing off the walls like so important
We're gonna kill this one time
Three half HP on the mini
Still even to get back first
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
He's low, but...
But he beat that rushing.
Just feeding.
Have a good jump.
What a low maybe.
Have a good focus.
Mizuki low.
Left for an half.
Make that jump.
That's a time loss.
Don't want to cart and path.
He's still tucked in the corner.
Everyone's fighting in here!
I'll make you a hit.
I can close down, I think you can do it.
I was looking for a spot to start with for 30 seconds.
I'm not old again.
15 seconds to go to the right. Winnable maybe.
You have a grab. With these swords.
They're still behind us.
I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking.
I need a flash, I need a flash.
Two more, two more behind him then.
Ah, a finner recall on the mega.
Just get one, get one, get one.
You guys are up, up one, don't just get ulted.
Oh my god, I'm so good!
Holy fuck your mic, I'm gonna lower you by about 80%.
Speak again?
You should start estrogen so that you don't get drafted.
I mean I'm almost 26, but I'll be fine.
or
We can we all know
So you're totally or what wait I just heard we all know I said it
I'm still good for you guys.
It's okay.
Let's try that again.
That was...
Mizuki from them?
I guess.
We can go. Alright, we rush out.
Alright, you get your cheeks over here.
Hey, I thought you were going down.
I'm still gonna knock that Rammoth off fucking...
I can't bomb any of these.
I rush 3, 3 to the 1.
Second, I take this.
I'm on the other side of Rammoth, actually.
There's 3 on me.
2 on me, man.
They're gonna turn and kill the guys behind by themselves.
Was it a key ram?
Nope, A key.
Upper is over there, right there.
I'm trapped.
What?
I'm trapped.
Oops.
I'm not taking you anywhere.
I'm on Rammoth!
UFI charge
You're alone for four seconds
This one is so far away
Hello? Who said that?
Yo, what's up, Santa Lo?
And Illuminated Duck?
And Sprills? As soon as in John?
Typical, thanks everybody.
Boing, boing.
Alright, let me give you a 3-2-1 on the Leong ult.
Okay, alright, I'll let you speak.
Absolutely not happy, you get on the car.
Do you care about your viewers?
Um, yeah, why do you ask that?
Who's at me?
Like, each person as an individual on a personal level?
No, that's not possible.
Yeah, I'm gonna head up, what do you have?
It's not possible.
Wait a minute, was it Q1?
I'll stay there.
No.
Um, but like, care has like a general sense of I-I hope
like, the people in chat have like long, prosperous, fulfilling lives, yeah.
Yeah, I do.
They're gonna have a TV show right now.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, why? Okay, I'm gonna have support your endeavors.
So the meaningless kind of care I don't I don't know if I don't know everyone in chat personally bro
it's not possible and I just accidentally refrax my fucking it
it is not broken do not fix it perhaps oh my god that chicken and rice was so
So good.
I liked it. I liked it. Game of the year, we'll see. I mean, I don't, I've been mined.
But it's not really.
What?
Chicken butt!
I'm gonna lower you a little bit more, actually.
I'm not adding you for that one.
You ever get proxy embarrassment?
It's called secondhand embarrassment, bro.
It's called cringing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what cringing is.
Not my fort, actually.
We're going to follow me to get some support.
Super.
At least give him the fucking thing.
Yo guys, not to like, glaze myself a little bit,
but I feel like I use M.R.A.'s nades so fucking well.
Just fucking live.
Like better than almost like anyone else I see play M.R.A.'s.
Within reason.
Not gonna lie.
We're gonna take a ride.
Keep tearing the VP on the high.
I'm gonna sit there.
You would have been an elite Destiny player along the line.
Who's behind us?
Emery.
Emery, where are we?
Like, both behind.
In our window, I think, right now?
I heard his footsteps.
He's way behind me, he can just fight me, I'm just going to sit right here and wait for him.
Cool.
change it I think. There's no reason to ever pick the non pistol perk.
I'm just grabbing this guy. I'm actually hard gavering this guy.
FUCK!
Come on.
I mean he gave his whole life for that.
I hate this. I hate where you're at.
I'm rushing high ground to low.
Musician point.
Every step inside of it with R.
Just chill out, dammit. Just chill. Just chill.
What the fuck?
Play the win. Play the win. Even.
I have no doubt.
Lying for why?
Lying why?
Why lying?
Good one, good one.
I still have.
I'm going to go.
Fuck.
Oh I'm gonna get still here.
Hold on.
Oh yeah, I did.
Okay.
Yes.
I'm actually going to comment on that.
I'm actually going to stall the map.
Don't die, don't die, don't die.
Don't make me chase you down.
I feel good, I feel good, I feel good.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were on the second floor.
Oh, feed now.
You got like 30 seconds to reload.
I knew I heard her there.
We hit up and we're all chasing back.
She's bobbing me with my ult.
Oh, shoot.
Even like it's a pocket.
Yes.
Where's it coming from?
Come on, come on, come on.
I left America.
I'm fine.
Nice.
There's a tracer behind you.
There you go.
Almost there.
All right.
I can't even get there.
The character is insane.
Yeah, I think he got it like 21 on his fucking ammo.
I was damaged 22 is too much
Emerge and play the game
Is that really the best DPS currently I haven't played in a long time is he the best no
No
Overwatch pass completed. Thank you for your contribution to overwatch keep the fight going. Yes
Yes
Oh
Dude you're kind of good. Why don't you try pro play?
Well, I got news for you bro, I was a pro player blinky underscore Val
15 minutes ago and said too busy playing RuneScape to open chat to flame this guy
but can you call him stupid and fat for me? Thanks.
Blue T-Shirt guy. Terraria is a fun variety game but if you play a multiplayer
your friends like sleepy would just complete 90% of the game without you
which is boring.
That's what I'm trying to hate watching you Robson down here what's up yo what up bro
is he still playing Dark Souls 3 how many deaths is he at what boss is he at oh he's
past the best watchers I should be fine he'll be fine
Is he using Uchigatana? He said he was gonna use Twin Blades, but I guess Uchigatana stuck with that.
How? You brought better than you at Dark Souls 3? Not sure, by the way.
Darkslop 3 the worst of the series?
No, it's actually my personal favorite from soft game I think.
I love Dark Souls 3.
Dark Souls 1 is legit the worst, I don't give a fuck.
Bro, Dark Souls 1 is like way too over glazed I think.
I'm not gonna lie.
Hey super, big fan of your content for a while now.
Can you tell chat again why you hated the me too movement?
I'm not just like, wasn't a thing.
I'm just wasn't a thing, by the way.
I'm like, lying for no reason.
Get it, guys?
Cause Super's a felon.
Smart.
LeBron.
LeBron, I, Gaiib.
Thanks, bro.
There's no way you drew this shit. What what's wrong with white people? What's wrong with white people kill me, bro?
Smart
Palm trees 27 prime appreciate about
Yeah, I know I know his name is probably supposed to be LeBron like LeBron Al-Gaib
like from doing like Nissan Al-Gaib but his name is AI Gaib so I'll play Q-Rick
Oh, yeah.
What would feel like banning?
Did the server crash? What the fuck's going on?
No. Why is it stuck at zero?
Recently went through a really hard break up. She wanted to focus on herself instead for the time being.
She keeps telling me that shed light to get together again sometime, but I feel like him getting in her way
And she's just being nice. What should I do?
Wait, what's your heart bigger one of the focus on herself?
Bro, I thought I was about to fucking give in that scared me
No, are we you only get down to time outwards in this game?
Wait, she wanted to focus on herself for the time being it
She keeps telling me that she'd like to get together again sometime
But I feel like I'm getting in her way. She's just being nice. What should I do?
Um
Someone needs to fill this saddle
I don't know how long ago you broke up
It's up to you man, if you if you think it's worth getting back together
Could be uh, you know, it could be
Bad advice, well like, who knows why she fucking said she wanted to break out, like to focus
on herself, but I don't know what the hell that means.
You know, maybe she, she like wanted to, you know, I don't know, bro, I don't know.
You could just move on, but like if you are like really like in love with this girl
maybe try again.
I
Was right so I'm actually one I'm still one I'm still one
No certain one across I want to ask a super tip for religions of advice is crazy. Well, I have any advice usually so exist
dodge help help i'm scared
yeah copy i'm here what the f**k is he strolling he didn't dc
i was trying to sell you a bit or what
Is that why you're single?
What the-
What's wrong with that? That's like not really a core, like you can have good advice if you're single though.
I need a medic.
You know?
I'm gonna die.
I'm just going to rip it all up here, care of me if you'd like.
Oh, you did somehow I
Well, we gotta reset them. Oh, yeah, yeah, we're gonna just reset if we can
I'm back
Oh, no!
Help me!
Oh, my.
Tough one. I can't lie.
I
Brought a big soldier behind me god damn it
Oh
Oh man, oh jays.
I'm gonna beat the shadows on people.
Let's see what this guy can do.
That is not right, one of them.
I got the soldier.
Yeah, I think we need to get up Mizuki.
That's even an issue.
I think it's our D.Va, bro. That would be so real.
I'm still fucking shattered!
Um... alright.
We have a ball now, it's probably better than D.Va.
That's okay. Also no rush here.
You should look to walk on them probably.
I love to walk on them.
Why do you go on them all alone?
I like to walk on them.
Dude, what is happening? What are we waiting for?
We have rush! What are we waiting for?
Is that a maze we don't know?
Oh, you said he wanted the rush, he just didn't rush.
What the hell?
I thought we were going to rush, what happened?
We uh, we went after the back line.
I know but you said didn't you say you wanted to rush?
Yeah I wanted to rush, but we couldn't.
I guess I had to go up and fuck through.
I mean...
It's your project.
You going?
Yeah I won.
I'm over here.
Oh, my God, that was bad.
Thank God.
Jesus.
Son of a game, son of a game.
I want to blow.
You have all.
Yeah, I'm gonna try and hide.
Smart.
Thanks for screaming.
Oh
Cat healing is that broken what?
How much you think there's the cat you do that is crazy
That's half of what I thought was going to happen when we actually got into this game.
Oh, I didn't fucking reload.
They even nerfed it last patch?
I thought the horse managed to die last night.
Um, the Ziky was just standing there and then I got two nades to the fucking face.
wait how much I'm actually curious oh they nerf the damage is it this might be
my old I'm not even kidding
let me see this
why do I have to go in practice ring like why can I like the looks here a lot
Let the numbers
So there's ten pulses
over four seconds
it's three hundred so it's seventy five
oh wait pulses once then twice then three
times and four times
why why who let this happen
Who let this fucking cat exist?
I know that I did it.
Double.
Triple.
Double.
Triple.
Double.
Stupid fucking cat.
I would have fucking killed them all there, bro.
I'm so sad.
I'm so fucking sad.
I'm so freaking sad um, I'm gonna go pee while I'm in queue
are we hello super it is my 21st birthday soon I have no clue what to do
for it please give me some ideas um stay home and cue your favorite ranked
multiplayer game by yourself thanks kitty kiss scoop on this day three years
bro from the street on prime has blocked it's the two months group rippers and
Help me!
Do I drink at all? No, not really. Not really.
Drinking is um, kind of not fun guys, can I be honest?
I
Yeah
It like my
Like it's kind of maybe fun to drink socially a little bit
Like the next like you just feel like shit the whole next day
for like a couple hours of good time the night before and it's like is that worth it oh i drink water but like
My friends over to the club and I say I gotta watch super TF. I mean you can go to
I'm not saying no
It's possible to drink without drinking excessively
That's just I mean you can drink to get like a little buzz I guess
I
Slugging shall we
We just stacked our support ults
I'm not finding it here, but
I'm gonna help you look out. It's gonna be hard to touch.
I don't know if we can get attached. I'm gonna left side.
No, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe. Listen.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
They have an on-run out.
They're just walking.
That's you.
I believe in it.
Oh, no, it's not.
I
How win
I
Could stay for the cat I knew
Docs your support so they join VC. I think that's
I
Think I'm gonna get top yeah, I got stuck in there because I over community trying to be on
Oh, but you haven't learned that so I just into like a chiller
I
Am I only play there was to try and take the lungs willing if the cast like when he swung me just hold back
I like to tap him or something
I'm gonna go main in three
Why did this guy in chat just say, I am not racist?
Great.
We could kill Hainan and say, oh we don't have Fanny left anymore, they do though, 10
points.
Bro, why did they make fucking if Mizuki's old the same sound as like the teammate gets eliminated
So how fucking annoying I have cage the rush cage when they walk
They're like left I'm gonna bend her
I'm gonna stick it
wait
Oh I couldn't, I'm short.
I can't see.
I'm watching so much.
That's fan boy.
We got fan, we got fan, we got fan.
Yeah, we can win, we can win.
I can touch.
Holy.
I'm slap.
Come on bro.
Come on, come on, come on.
Cut that shit.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Come on.
No we're living we're living look at my mother he's genius my soda is holding out for next game
We're holding over next Christmas maybe I kill one
Definitely.
You're finished!
You know what I mean?
Kill the on-run!
Nice!
Nice job!
There's an option you can turn on.
Play sound when teammate eliminated.
I'm gonna kill it on for the first fight.
You guys are gonna hear exactly what I'm saying.
What would you say in the comms?
Animal bullets! Animal bullets!
Just wait.
I mean, we might go this whole first fight with nobody dying, but you'll hear what I'm talking about.
Everything's in the line. Let's do this.
Map 5, grand finals!
for all the fucking marbles just what we're built for this is why this is why
It's not
I'm dead
Winnable, winnable, nice, playman
Wait, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle
I'm back in 5, just play slow
go go go go go
chill chill chill chill
go go go go go
playing hide on hide
looking cute today
when's the last time you listened to Dracula?
I don't know probably yesterday actually
you're so bad bruh
Susan too Susan too
she missed that walk up
I'm dead as fuck
they're all seen
they're fine
one for the other one for me
they use OCE they use OCE
we have lose to wall we have lose to wall
fuck bruh I thought it was time
now listen
Now everyone listen to this next fight with me Zuki-O
Listen, listen
Careful peeking, they have rail
They have rail
Going in 3, 2, going out
Don't stop, don't stop
One, dead, cut
I'm pinning
Don't shoot, get in there, get in that
Yeah
Don't shoot, pin the shit
I get this game
What the hell is going on?
There's a million things in this game
No!
Did they beam?
They only beam, only beam, only beam.
Are you guys gonna say it's not?
Let's rustle up some reinforcements.
No, see?
I don't know.
Only beam, only beam, only beam.
Okay, okay, let's play right.
Hey, what the fuck?
I'm gonna pressure.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
No worries.
Okay, I'm shooting down shooting down. I'll just say why it doesn't look enough walking up
Slow down care Nate so it's one don't step chill chill chill no sleep on a
Why don't you need a sound effect like he says?
I'm gonna stop
Spirit type main
No shield, bad shield, bad shield
I'm slow
I'm not not left, I'm not not left
Remform early, Remform really early
There, oh no nade, no nade
I'm gonna form, I'm gonna form
I'll sleep
Your shield I can't help, your shield I can't help
Oh
Hold on for next Christmas man. What do you guys first every fight with all I got and he's still holding all
Hopping for pop it. Hurry. Sorry, bro. This is it. This is the game
Oh
They were three
Actually, suffer as I have.
Reversal?
Find the Zenith for me, stack.
Like, you know, hold on.
Ready?
Ear balls on, everybody.
Listen to this.
Smart.
Wrap it up place my two.
Shhh.
It's the same sound!
Okay, I swear it's louder when somebody else needs to feel so
About a trying again
Mimic a Mizuki bot that doesn't work against a deadlocking bro mimicking boss. That's a deadlock thing
Also it's it's a lower sound like when you're the last person dead on your
I didn't think that was possible, bro.
Just say Super T after you're right in handsome, please, so we can move on.
Super T after you're right in handsome, thank you, bro.
I'm out of there.
FAKE COMMENTS off a notepad is insane work.
I'm not rising up for FAKE COMMARDS.
I've changed my mind.
Oh, he didn't say it.
I don't know, maybe.
I'm gonna say I've changed my mind.
I don't know where he's at.
I was just saying it, man.
He's tilting me.
I wanted to say, uh, change my mind.
door
He's tilting me. He's tilting me. This piece of shit's tilting me. This fucking loser's tilting me.
Oh, is it only a teammate thing?
Maybe it may or makes sense to get all your teammates killed.
Fuck you. Just give a piece of shit at me, Zuki.
He has 9 different lines he can say during his shift.
Many of you guys have voiced characters in Overwatch and Deadlock. Matt Mercer is the voice actor for Drifter and Cassidy.
Yo, Andrew, here's a footage from 1Prime7. Why magic if I'm 1Prime? Solo Robin is the 2-1 Baloney Jolix for the last month.
Look at Mizuki's only legendary right now.
He's so chopped!
For one of the titles, Firecracker, Heartbreaker, Talon, Imperial, Woodwalker, Celestial, Angel, Recall, Responder, Chronically, Online, Empires, Favor.
What is a sense sends deep the iron cast 5.5 800
You Matt Mercer voices Leon Kennedy at already six in the animated movies, I didn't know that actually I didn't know that
Like it was not the forefront of my mind, but like when you said it I was like, yeah, I didn't know that
What the f- oh right, Soul Infernal is the fucking, um, fill it up to your fusion, aren't they?
What the fuck is an overwatch league?
Don't worry about it, bro.
Um... Yeah.
Yeah.
Minecraft?
Why are all these getting in the shop when you can't buy the cres anymore?
I mean, I still have some of the watching tokens, and I assume some will do too.
Smart.
Are you playing TF2 after this?
Listen bro, I know it's like literally your name, but like can you get a different bit bro?
Like can you get a different bit? What is this man?
the
Yeah, I guess I'll... I got a Minecraft in tomorrow, so I'll play some Minecraft.
Well Minecraft thing on to date Ludwig asked me to do this Minecraft thing against him
tomorrow which I'm going to be doing.
He's calling it the working class versus the bourgeoisie and for some reason he put
himself in the working class I don't know who the fuck's buying that bullshit to be honest but regardless that's what's tomorrow
It'll be me Fineberg and Oliver against Ludwig nerdy and Kyle F. I think that sounds right
What time six Eastern
Wait, didn't you literally resub earlier? What the hell? How did you just resub again?
That's weird.
Did you guys get a handicap other than you being on your team? Fineberg is OP.
Oh, yeah, fine burger is pretty good, but like why are we acting like I'm useless?
Smart.
Hi, Superarga.
VGM.
Isn't this a chatter?
This is a chatter.
I'm like 99% sure this is a chatter.
Smart.
Poop.
Boop.
What's that?
What's their PB, I'm all yet.
My ranky B is not as fast, but my fucking private PPS, room portal, okay.
Is he the guy in the major background?
Oh yeah.
Wait, I've just been running for a couple days, um, wait, I'm like lagging, what's happening?
I'm lagging!
Uh, wait, what do I make here?
Okay, we can make a...
the fuck. Uh-huh. And then we're just gonna get some- the stick hacks? You like that shit?
Um, just give me like one more cow and I can get the fuck out of here? Or maybe we
just go in now. Realistically I probably should just go in and just say fuck it,
I'm tough with this much uh with this much. Yeah
Oh, I had a flint my brain lag that just don't ask me anything. I'm trolling I deserve to lose
No one ask it. Just just just say just just ignore me, bro. I
That's really embarrassing
Don't ask a question, please
It's okay, I'll be fine everyone, just chill on me right now, please be nice to everybody.
I don't have to explain myself, just know that I'm dumb and ugly and that's all.
I thought I didn't have a fire or like a fucking thing and then I realized that I literally
did because I fucking killed a cow to get some wood and I'm trolling.
So don't even worry about it too much.
Now I don't know where that fucking cow is.
I would have been so ahead.
No way!
Oh, this is a fucking disaster seed.
Nuts to cacks, this runs sash.
This is a fucking disaster, bro.
I see a village over there. I think it's worth of the food.
No, this run is chop as hell, Bastion's close on spawn.
I just like gifted this guy the match bro, like what is wrong with me?
Like is this fucking streamer stupid?
He's looking like a Squeaks overworld?
Oh, hell no.
Why is an image of Rangly TPing around? What the fuck?
Um...
What?
I'm only getting like a 40 spike over there.
Surely this just like opens up and I see it, right?
Yeah, okay, it does.
I was right.
Why are you copying Fawcett?
Oh, what is this fucked up bastion?
What is this fucking disgusting bastion, bro?
What am I looking at?
Wait, did a piglet see me?
I heard one of them get angry.
I don't know why or how.
This guy saw me.
I'm also just not realizing this might be a problem
because of the lava.
You're going to grow up in like two seconds, right?
Wait, what do I do?
oh my fucking god what is this bro how do I wear what the fuck is
This is just ugly.
This guy's so weird if you don't see a chain, you're so weird.
I'm actually gonna cringe if you don't fucking see a chain, I'm not kidding.
Oh my god, I'm cringing. I'm actually cringing. Yeah, I'm just gonna forfeit.
Honestly, if he wants to play this out, he's got it, bro.
This is just us.
Oh, my.
Oh, wow.
Smart.
This is so gross.
like how does this guy not fucking just seed reset this bro oh my god he's sick oh he's
actually sick in the fucking head this guy's sick in the fucking head everybody
I can't even jump down there yet, I gotta like, I gotta like, for the fucking lava!
I'm just cringing a little bit well all I'm saying is if if fine burgers you can call
Oh, this guy creeped for this.
Oh, he's so lucky my brain just like farted at the beginning of the movie, literally neck and neck, like...
Where are my posy vibes?
There's no posy vibes in this sea bro.
You seen this shit?
It's absolutely none.
I live in all my fortresses.
I guess I should ray, huh?
Jump orders shown?
Come back, my wood shovel bitch.
I'm back.
I think it was 11 or 163.
So we should go negative Z north, okay?
That's fine.
Bro, am I going to find an obi chest?
Oh hell.
One more, one more, one more, please, pal.
We're in need of the vibes, nuke.
When you stand by that every seed is winnable no matter what,
you want the 30-plus minute seed in mid-office.
Anything is possible.
Well, I have no- I have no pearls, am I?
I- I said it was norse, right? I hope I said that.
They're calling it the world's worst pearl. What the fuck?
I mean, it is winnable, but like, it's just so disgusting.
I see four.
Oh, we're trying to probe right there, right on that little thing?
I'm like under it.
Oh, brother.
Oh, oh my God, just flying.
I need a better block in my inventory.
I'm sinking, I'm sinking.
It's fine, but I don't.
Vibes are bad, but this is what I wanted to do.
Is this a witherskeleton here? I'm going to put it in front of you.
Bitch. That ass fucking witherskeleton.
I was about to pearl over there and 20 skeletons spawned.
Oh fuck this, bro.
This is disgusting.
One spawner bro.
Like what are we doing man?
Um.
Uh.
I'm officially rating VGM low on the sniper scale or high on the cringe sniper scale, whichever
you prefer.
he's pissing me off a little bit
god, i'm out of here
out of my bitch
one of them one of them
left four blocks?
smart
I might have been my mouse, I don't know.
Of course I didn't, because I'm a fucking genius.
Well, I got the eye.
Jesus Christ, man.
I gotta go to 112 this way.
112? Where am I going to? Minus 192 minus 262. I gotta go more this way, like a lot.
Actually it's pretty close. Minus 192 is here and then 262.
I should pretty good pearl that killed me I cry by the way
Okay, one of all.
How am I not... I mean it's got anything to do with it.
There's no amp these things.
1532 1532
I mean it has to be like down, it has to be down
Okay I just fucked up my gastrogyat
Oh no I didn't
I mean I did, it was just
Wait this stronghold is so deep
What the fuck?
The stronghold is just deep. I actually didn't even fuck up. The stronghold was just like in there, bro
He's half bowing. I don't even have anything crafted.
Then we just play for the fucking insta-perch. Please, bro, I deserve it.
Please, bro.
He went into the perch sooo bad.
That action might go.
I actually play the rest of this is really good as a beginning, I'm like when I restarted
for no reason I lost 90 seconds.
Maybe if it goes right now I can win.
All these enemies like directly in front of you, by the way, the fuck is this shit?
You are such a troll man like
No
I hope you fucking never win a game again you literally only won because I
And I decided to reset the seed for no-
G-bra.
The hell is that the motherfucker from Hunter Hunter? What's his name?
I'm GM on Marvel Rifles.
He's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My streamer is hard stuck old to when he doesn't have the his Cabal of Netherite
coaches.
I don't have a fucking Cabal!
Two kiss two kiss another room in portal
It's gone
No, that's not that's not that's not gone. No, no, no
Holy shit, how much fucking so we have
What do I need here?
Um...
Ah, thanks, Laps!
Kisaka is one of them hybrids like you.
BTW, I got one phone unlike Drake.
Arga.
Ah, thanks, Laps!
Speaking of, watch Hunter X Hunter.
I promise you it's worth it.
No!
It's worth it. No these fucking cows man like where do they get moves like this?
Has to just be over there somewhere. Oh, I see it. I think I saw it. I don't know where it went.
Alright, just remember Fortress is by 0-0, that's all I gotta remember.
I see the Bastion.
I'm gonna get some more wood.
Holy man, the fucking lava from the roof.
What kind of bastion is this?
Is this housing?
What am I looking at?
Oh, bridge.
I don't know if we're doing Donkey Kong or Crack Smoker, but this is bridge, right?
Yeah, it is.
I'm going to save some of this.
Oh my god, I'm bonking my fucking fat ass head. Oh my god, it's so fat.
I mean, you can't recognize bridge. I knew it was fucking bridge. I just doubted myself for a second. Be nice to me.
Aw, we need more netherrack.
Oh my god why are there so many- no this is cringe, I'm cringing.
That's great, that's great.
Great, fucking great.
Lovely.
Love hoglins.
Love them.
Definitely shouldn't be fucking killed.
Please be fucking... what I think you are.
Oh my god, it's just the worst.
I can't write this because I'm going to get mad at me.
Like what is that?
fucking believable by the way
I know, is this right?
I think so, alright, let me just
oh my god it's double
It's double
Oh, I'm just not gonna be someone like these gotta die. It's it's double single man. I wasn't fucking ready for it like
I'm arching.
No, that's the worst Bastion of all time they're calling it.
Stoked.
Get your fucking dough! Like! Bro!
It's a different bath. I don't know if that's different, I don't know what else is going on.
You have to make a bunch of shit.
It's actually disgusting. How fucking hard I try.
I just get punished all the time
How are you not in the what are you?
Are you trading it?
Why is Bro fucking trading?
Fuck, I'm trolling, I can't get to the gold.
I don't even need, I need string, I have literally zero string.
We could pearl hang over there I guess.
So we guys got any plans for some string y'all or what's going on?
I haven't had an extra gold block from the fucking...
So what do you think about string everybody?
So, I'm going to think about string y'all.
I think it's such fucking troll.
This is disgusting.
Oh, what?
All right, figure it out later, fuck it.
It's a later me problem.
It's actually a later me issue.
way I miss the things I say I'm looking for a spawner I think this one right to
my left I don't know just wanna like right there behind this tree am I
I don't know what I'm going to do for string, like we, we, we, this is an investigate the
library angle like I don't even know 14 string from 17 gold walks like I don't
know what that's about
sheep on blind I hope so we're nice for some food as well the problem with that
being I threw it on my iron nugget so I can't make shears surely that won't come
into play here
I hear another fucking place one of right here I stick to the wall not my
problem
That's sick, isn't it?
Of course.
smart
of course
smart
how many years can I sub to one man
wait what is happening to my mouse
Oh, what a throw in my iron man.
He's fucking fat ass sheep.
How many do I kill?
I guess we'll kill two.
I mean six.
We'll kill four because it's all we got.
What we'll kill four because it's all we got
five six seven
And we can make anchors as well make two way fucking tight ass
I don't 30
Where
0.96, which is this way.
0.196.
Oh my god, right there.
Ah, I don't know, but it's not long.
Oh, it's awesome.
0.196.
Well, there's actually nothing wrong with me, but that's fine.
one hundred and one ninety six
don't open just don't open,
just don't open, just don't open, just don't open, just don't open.
Don't open, just don't, don't open, don't you fucking open.
I'm not sure there will be two eyes in the portal.
Riiight!
Smart.
A frunk!
Fuck it, baby.
Two eye-op.
See you.
Fuck it, they're for too high, y'all.
See, what am I fucking doing, just do this, it's easier.
Could be like here, sorry, Hednall.
Okay, but watch this fucking play action pan out.
Please, please.
Oh, I linked.
Oh, Jesus Christ, I linked.
Oh, my God.
Oh, jeez!
Um...
I don't have a foist
Offering a draw shows weakness
Bro, I was like I was like it's on a soul sand fucking thing where the hell
Okay, wait, which way did I come from?
This way, right?
Or over here.
I dug through here.
Yeah, and then over here.
I'm gonna let this fucking piglin die because he's none of my concern.
I tried to block flesh, I don't know how my mouse missed, I was spamming the wall, I don't know.
Oh
Why is why is why is it in my chair like
smart he's a bum
God man I'm so ugly and fucking disgusting it's actually gross
am I watching Ludwig gameplay fucking close to it bro
There's no way you don't die.
DIG DUDE!
There's really no other cow.
Well, honestly, oh, and look who gets fucking eyespied.
where was it? it was like, i think i went like this way right? i'm not even sure it was this
way.
smart. look at such a bum. i love you dude.
I
Like this way no
I swear right there check is that falling lava from the fucking ceiling
No, I do deserve to win this wrong I actually do that's the fact that's the thing I actually do deserve a fucking win here
I don't even need all this wood because obviously we know that I get fucking 14 string
Chat do I zero like brother you are not the main character man like
You know, I actually love to see you zero I'd actually love to see it. No fucking do it crank that shit, bro
Oh my god, there's no way this hoglin isn't the same fucking spot as last time.
I'm gonna die like how are you?
Are you hitting me by the way?
Oh bro.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm going to lose my mind.
$800 on Koshy for you to win tomorrow and you're making me regret that decision.
My kids won't be able to eat this weekend, it's all your fucking fault.
It'll be fine bro.
Chill.
Your kids are gonna be fucking set.
There's a chest here but that's not my fucking issue right now bro.
like what did he fuck up a zero he must have fucked it up if you said zeroes
are hard though like it's not even there's are so fucking hard man
I was bullied as a kid growing up in New Hampshire.
The guy told me not to take it personally, it was just quote, a race thing.
this stream this stream cured my depression keep it on like tell me a guy like me should not
not just be like slaughtered in the fucking streets like what like how do I
like how am I genuinely allowed to live with this fucking gameplay
smart
hey here cuz what we put on ten ads thank God thank God we're starting to see
the fucking truth have you seen the drama
Well, since I know I get no, um...
Have you been to Angela's pizzeria for a cheese steak yet?
Well, um...
I have no- I get no strength.
Actually, I just- I just got ironed, actually.
If you lose this, just remember this loss was Ludwig's fault.
I- I-
The second he started watching you died.
I actually-
None of this is your fault less than three, less than three, less than three.
Which is so fucking smart for me, if you like that.
Well, I need some more iron.
If I get some iron, this is actually salvageable.
I don't know how, I don't know if this guy died.
I need full reset, unless he's lying
and he just fucking killed the dragon
and is currently watching me,
wait for me to enter the end
and then fucking enter the portal,
in which case Oliver's banning your fucking ass.
Surely I get more iron, right?
Hello?
What?
Loadstone-loadstone chest?
W fucking comms.
I'm from the netherite bourgeoisie.
W fuckin' comms, I'm from the netherite bourgeoisie, actually from mungus comms, I love that, I love
that for me, goaded pearl, what the fuck, ow, I hear this little fucker behind me, and then
Can we just, we just hunger inside of my blind here?
What do we think everybody?
Rods are pretty good, so...
Oh, I don't have to blind. You're right.
Because I didn't know cords.
So I just need to get to just rods.
Oh, no, but I do need to for the sheep
Wait
We have a fucking artist in action, ladies and gentlemen.
Don't you have cords on the blinders' sheet because I need a wall?
Yo, why the blaze is so shy to spawn this time?
Now this is a mean fucking time right here.
Stop 30, you gotta be careful of a guy like me.
You see SuperTF in your fucking MCSR game, you start fucking quakin'.
Let's get out of here.
Okay, what are these fucking... what are these sheer rates?
Alright now look away everybody.
How much wool did I get?
Eight?
That's like fucking nothing, bro.
I wish this baby sheep was fucking adult, so I could
Ah, thanks love!
Love the gum, please stop insulting my speed running
Let me cook my pizza in peace
Give me like 20 minutes and you'll finish the run
Oh, it's a baby sheep
Nooo
Who's this guy talking to?
Zero cycle for the win
I can't zero cycle bro, I don't know how
Kill it? Dude, is killing a baby sheep give you one wool?
Okay, so you guys just had me slaughter an innocent child for no reason, huh?
Am I going 30? It's like this guy.
It's like right over- that's just the worst part of all time.
100. 196.
OMG minecraft again, I thought that was lava. I keep my pants. We love minecraft
Oh my god
Guys, why deserve this seed wind discuss we set and keep some wheat to grow up the sheep got play
Oh
11 wall. Is it worth going to libraries right here? I think I'm ahead of this guy by like
a disgusting amount. So we just get four beds. Right. It's front 88. Yeah, I know what that
means bro. How much do I need? I need 12. We'll actually get one more, so I'm trolling.
Okay, we're getting five beds. Sorry guys, I don't know how to count. I have no arrows,
So there's no point in getting enough for a bow.
And we can just pre-craft because I'm a fucking god gamer,
and it's just easy for a guy like me.
And then we'll do bed, and then we'll do anchor, two adems.
And then now we go to the portal room to win the game.
And everyone's like, damn, Super, you're so tough.
There's a creepy ass spawn, I can't lie.
35 impressed guys this sometimes would happen this is what it's about sometimes
okay everybody late this is just what it's about
Why not have boat no arrows in this run.
There's a double single on bridge.
The luckiest person in the world except I'm not because I would have beat this guy if
If I just got another rod!
Brought the snap in.
180 in the snap.
I'll kill my life!
I'll die for you!
In my time, there'll be no more pain
Crying is the way I want to go
Is this a nice super-fluid-screen weapon?
Fat Law Go, Fat Law Go, Fat Law Go, Fat Law Go.
Have you seen this video yet?
I think it could help your gameplay a lot.
It's Snake Eater!
Snake Eater.
Can you believe I won't fucking chalk this shit up to luck?
Like, I'm so fucking good.
My indomitable mental just fucking carries again, bro.
Is what it is.
I'm back for you in my time
Super TF Femboy noises that MP3 poor listening the fuck
This is my third room portal seat by the way all room portal seats today
Not for honor, but for you.
In my time.
Hey.
There'll be no one else
All these snipers are chatters that learn MCSR in an afternoon
Bro, can I get some credit for once?
How about like, Wilson, but you know, you really showed some fucking resilience to bring that last one back to job, bro
What am I fucking doing?
How do you- Wait, I forgot to sit here- No, no, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Fucking hell.
I need some food.
Of course I showed mental fortitude. You know who I am? Come on now.
There's gotta be some food over there, there's no way we're gonna raw dog this fucking seed
right?
I guess he just got no food this guy?
Cause I got Iron Pick before he did and he's in before me so this guy just definitely
has like no food.
Um, which might be a big fucking nuts play, but, um, like I don't have much more food
than him.
I guess I'm just sending it.
Right, like...
APPLE!!!
Oh yeah, the what's it called like a story of super or whatever?
Yeah
I mean has to be through here
Maybe I could maybe there was like some terrain that opened but all me of tech for this
I don't know how to do this tax I'm gonna fuck it up for sure, but
How do you
What the f...
No, this guy is so fucked, like, I don't even have much food, but like, he has to be
fucked.
Also, do I craft that golden apple here on the loaks?
Also did I get a fake spike?
Like hello?
Where's my bastion?
There it is.
You don't know how bad I want to speed bridge this, by the way.
Is this treasure?
This seems like treasure to me.
Um.
This is not a bin?
There we go
I should really go down there and break the spawner since I'm in here, but like you know how it is guys
Busy at the moment
I have a fucking shit on by the way that crossbow guy. He's got fucking shit on oh
I have a plan for the seed by the way I have a plan for the seed
I'm just gonna send it negative X and hope that
I'm just gonna send a negative X and hope that the fortress is there because if it's not oh well
what can you do I don't really feel like going down to you know
I can't take much damage either cuz I'm just gonna die like I gotta be careful
What I'm like fucking twisted right now like what is happening
Is that a good play at fruit berries to just send it negative x and hope the fortress is there
Like send it like negative X, positive Z and just pray.
Fuck you?
Why are we being mean?
Why are we being mean to goat TF everybody?
We can't see your cords, by the way.
Oh...
It's not strong.
Um...
Hold on.
If you're finishing up this run, Kodfig is watching the story of Super, the face of Overwatch
video right now yeah someone said that that's pretty neat yeah I have no pearls
wait a minute where am I going to pause it I said negative z a negative x that's
where I came from
Uh, do I have glowstone dust? I don't have glowstone dust. Hold on, we may need to make a fucking...
Hold on, y'all!
I need that.
Okay. Why does this guy get hot stuff?
Do they make a bucket?
What is right there?
I literally see it.
Ancour will make one and then we'll do bang and then we'll charge, if I click, kill myself.
Is XQC a top 100 player of all time asks Mr. Wig?
Top 100?
Not anymore. No. Not anymore. At the time? Yeah. But these days? No. Oh shit. Oh shit.
London's fucking trying to brief my run. Same with you? Whoa! Let's bring that down
a little bit, yeah?
Well, where is the fucking...
This is cringe.
Yes! Fuck him up with your skeleton! Where are you going?
I'm gonna... Wait, am I dead the way there?
Can I get back here I think I can get back there
I'm just such a chopped husband like nobody fucking loves me
This Minecraft shit gets serious you guys don't you guys understand
Why didn't you just mine the last one?
DANG!
Fucking genius in the chat.
Why didn't you just mine the last one?
DANG!
What'd I even do? I went like up here,
And then it opens up.
Let me drop. Let me drop. And then I go up, and then I make a left, I think. That sounds about right.
We have to find the Soul Sand Valley. It's like in there.
Oh yeah, yeah, bro. Just blind from the edge. You're so talented. You've got blind from another dimension, right?
That's just blind from another dimension. Like, you're so fucking good, bro.
You survive that if you listen to your coaches and Tigre instead of A and C
Is it true violet carried you bro, I mean like I
Think it carried like I fucking was good bro like you can watch the boss
I was making plays like you wouldn't fucking believe
So it sucks. I've missed this on the first time I was here
I'm gonna do a thought again, gotta do it.
Like that was a fucking powerhouse out there guys, we gotta be serious.
Probably like shit's not like literally right here.
I was right at the spawner bro!
Oh my god man.
I hear him! I hear him! Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's Tim. That's Tim trying to keep the working class down, by the way.
That's definitely fuc-
I have to blind early, just kill these guys and blind early.
I think it's funny that Ludwig comes in and asks, did Violet carry you?
On fucking everything I own Ludwig did not know what a Violet was until two minutes ago.
It's just like so funny to me.
I, uh, got you something.
Cause he's watching the fucking video.
I'm sorry, what is that, huh?
go how many blocks what the fuck is it gonna have an ass measurement that could
be why let's try that again maybe
Oh, let's just fuck this. I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's going on. No.
Let's just fucking, you know what? Let's just like fucking do one of these.
I'm trying that again. I only know this is 35 blocks.
Is my sense to fuck what's happening?
That's better.
I just had a hunger reset again by the way, like I feel like I have to, no?
Where'd my other eye even go? I don't even remember.
Learned bow to eye, bro! I- the reason I couldn't, like...
I don't know what it was, but like, I couldn't do it, for some reason.
Oh wait, why is he so ahead of me?
I died, right?
Somehow?
My fucking fire isn't through the portal, fuck off, we just fucked off.
I'm just gonna go to like the next wave of blazes and just send a one-eye if I don't
Get one rod
Okay, I probably get one here we just sent it just go whatever yeah, we have to try right like
Why does 252 oh my god this terrain is just awful
He's already mad, like...
Does this open up anywhere?
I think the place we go around?
And then hope this just opens and then send it?
Yeah, it's just a better play it looks lower, but I promise you guys it's not
Um minus two fifty two forty, so we just keep going this way is like pretty good
Minus two fifty two forty
Um, minus 232.40.
Maybe this opens up here and then...
Maybe he'll fuck up his zeroesikes or his one cycle.
What do you guys think? Maybe he's ass?
Smart. What a thrill.
With darkness and silence.
Like why is it not working?
What am I f- oh my god
Ludwig is flaming your overwatch skills on stream if me and Ludwig did a TXCXX
I don't like how many kills would he get on me like if we did like ten of them
Like three maybe?
I gotta just build my thing up here. There's no way I'm digging down that many blocks. It's just not gonna happen.
I'm gonna fix my fucking camera for chords, I don't even know what's wrong with it.
I'll pee and get some water. Give me a second.
Alright y'all, I peed, I got some water, I'm ready to fucking go.
I'm ready to go.
Is Ludwig even good at any game he plays?
Is that why he always hosts these things and rarely plays in them?
Alright, no more stupid deaths.
Let's see if we can afford through in Portal Seed.
Let's see.
There's a lunar eclipse tonight, but really?
I'm looking for probably gravel over there in that little pond.
Where is my blacksmith?
I see it.
Um, okay.
Um.
Sorry Gary, you gotta die bro
Zero very well, okay, I don't know how to zero first of all
But the thing that's hard about zero is
There's like
40 different variations of it depending on the suit that you're on
So it's very
Tough to remember or like to learn all of them
It is also a definitely a mechanics check
Because you got to be fast they get to recognize what zero you're doing and be fast at it
In the moment, right?
There's something I think we take a minute to pray no, I'm actually good on that bro. I'm busy right now
My fucking MCS are you know was just way more important, but I'm sorry it is what it is
I did not see it, maybe I should tap in though?
I think I played this overworld like reasonably well.
like crazy it was like reasonably well
smart when you hop in on warfarin so you can meet red Ford and play deadlock
with her aga so I can eat who and play with who
At GROC, translate that comment for me.
Oh is that the game director who did the fucking, uh, Sinclair cosplay?
Yeah?
Know me now?
I thought so.
I'm gonna get this out of my inventory just because I feel like I'm gonna troll myself.
I want to check both sides here before I fucking do anything rash.
Okay, so this is almost like half the lobby chest.
I mean technically no it doesn't, but like if it's not, just like this game is stupid.
Why do I bother playing?
Kind of thing, you know what I mean?
Oh fuck me. I think I have to reset.
I mean maybe I could have saved that but like all the pigs down there in that hole with all my shit, bro, like
Oh
Oh, it's so bad, man! How did I die like that? I'm usually pretty good at housing.
fuck me bro actually a fucking giga-l from yours for real
what are your thoughts on the new resident evil
very fun I liked it
very fun
When this I gift the sub I'll be locked in
It's so much time lost though. It's not gonna be like I've basically just kind of like fucking troll or
something like that. I don't even know if like the best players could catch this seat up and they
probably get actually
just no way
smart there's just no fucking way
i mean there's just no way
I think I'm going to go back to my room and have a look at the other room, but I'm
not sure.
now that's just unbelievable like this is a ghost buck I'm paying somebody this
This is self-sabotage at this point you just want to lose our game.
Not in the way.
Ah, bro, this guy has the troll so hard.
Left my wood in the furnace.
Was it here? Was it this cave?
Oh, brother!
Bro, why am I playing so bad?
Why are there so many pigs here this time?
Oh
God bro, I'm just such a chop-puzz it's disgusting
Let's just have like nothing in them, right?
I don't even remember, bro.
Can you believe a guy like me actually exists, like, is that not disgusting?
Oh, let me just kill the man.
Did you expect it from him?
I can't believe that much of that power I am.
Is that what it calls?
Uh huh.
Like shoots me and then forgets why he was shooting me like he's not really a chubbler.
I don't know where the fucking stronghold is.
Thanks, bro.
Kind of a dumb ol' piece of shit, but I appreciate the kind words.
I think I just leave, right?
Like, we have to just go.
I need some more fire rails, actually.
No fire rails?
What?
Is that a joke?
And one fire as I just used it, okay?
I don't know where the fucking portal is, or where the nether, the fortress is.
Is it nine?
Shit.
So negative x which is this way again I only have one of fire as so maybe this opens this
is open this is not open this is maybe a bad idea what if I went like over here huge how
How could he have died blinding?
He has no fire as so he dug down and fell in lava.
Just don't do what he did.
When I go for the blind he's probably digging to his thing and he fell down and went in
lava.
That just has to be it, no?
Like surely.
Maybe he didn't set his fucking thing.
That's a good point.
That's a good shout.
location when he hungary said it's possible but he was blinded for a while
so I think like literally the only thing he could have done is just dug down in
the lava without fire as we only have one fire as right now this is an issue
because it means that I'm gonna be low on fire as well will you be playing the
dustblood if so will it be streamed of course
Well, Super Tia, play on Miyazaki game.
Sky blue.
But I'm actually kind of wondering about that.
Like, if someone's...
What is that spawner?
What the fuck?
Kind of monstrosity.
Okay, it would have been a double spawner if not for that.
I have so much string, it's fine, I can just do this.
My fire is about to run out, so be careful.
It's literally about to run out.
Actually, I almost don't even want to blow it, this is a pussy play, but I have no
fire as.
So I don't think I want more blazes and I know that I'm ahead because he died, right?
Like, does that make sense?
But there's one way I lose this seed and it's by fucking griefing.
Oh, he might have chords.
Um...
We don't need that. We don't need that. We can start crafting.
Take care of the blazes.
That's six rods, we can just get out of here.
Oh, goodbye.
Alright, so when you get back in here, you're not going to have fire runs, buddy.
So lock in.
Left three blocks or right three blocks?
We're going to go like this way.
Never ever give up in a run. I
Hope I just got I hope I didn't have any brakes
Nope, I'm not drawn bitch
You know what I have so many beds. I'm just gonna do that
I'm like I'm just gonna fucking set a spawn point outside here, bro. I
Have so many beds
Here's where I get the last rod I need.
We're gone.
Minus 46.
Okay, which way is minus 40?
This is open here?
Okay, so.
Alright, um...
Minus 96, 146.
I think it just opens up more, like this way.
I could just run longer here, I think.
Okay.
What is 96?
146.
Like he must have fallen in lava and I'm just not going to make the same mistake I'm even
I'm gonna dig like one block back.
You know what? I'm digging down to the stronghold, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not even going down, bro.
That's literally the only thing I can kill this run.
So, minus 764, uh, 1172.
So, 1172, 764 is this way.
And where should I dig down?
Like right here, I can dig right here.
Now you guys can call me a pussy all you want.
But like, this is just how it is y'all.
Yeah, it's just that.
It's just whatever the hell that was.
Let's just that.
Ummm...
Maybe it's not just that?
Uhh...
Hmm...
hmm let's go back to starter
sorry i thought it like had to be
no but it's okay it's up here it's up
surely it's just like to the right maybe down here to like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah okay say i guess that's why you always do a full 360 huh
On God you suck ass as Micah loves Yeet.
Yeet doesn't love you by the way.
Oh, I could have half-bowed, um, like is it even like worth doing now?
Like is it too late to half-bow?
Like I don't really know.
No.
Alright, he's in the end, so I just did a good perch.
I almost aimlocked that Enderman, holy fuck.
I mean, I'm in the end so much earlier than him, like, there's no way the game fucks
me here, it's just not possible.
I mean, he's not even there, like I literally need to get like omega fucked by this perch.
That is dragon breath to be honest.
This also might be a low perch, I'm not really sure though.
When did I end up at the end?
Was it like 21 minutes?
I
Be a little bit. I thought I was an achievement
Is that not an achievement?
Oh, it's not.
Wait, I swear it was.
Fiber rank 2.
He's 4S off being rank 1, the hell.
Farming time?
You can make netherite as an achievement?
Fast for the entire run?
Clop.
Sick. Take me back to 2020.
Two m- Oh! It's an achievement to get the levels from the dragon.
Fuck.
Gigachat? Doesn't need any armor?
Valuable artifacts? Some foods are too good to eat or drink.
Fuck, I kinda got the levels. That's easy.
Is it ever a bed that takes locker skill?
No, it's skill.
You can do a four.
Uh, I mean, it depends.
No, it's skill.
It's skill.
You could get a weird perch height, which might make you need to do five beds instead
of four, but like, any more than five is a skill issue.
Why is there room for a seat today?
Alright, can I have an actual good round that I don't fuck?
Please?
And GG, it's on water, it's a time loss, one second time loss.
Looting sword?
Oh wow.
Smart.
Here comes the lash.
Wow, um, looting sort of is huge.
Don't be fucking, okay, good. I was about to hit, like, diorite or something, which
I actually almost just did, but.
Um, just doing a little bit of cake thinking.
I'm going to get some food for sure, because I have looting.
Um, there's gold blocks, I'm going to snag as well.
I've got some flowers, maybe they'll take these in me for the rest of the run.
Um.
Okay, then we'll just real quick get some food.
Why can't you eat horse meat in this game?
One chicken?
Oh, looting probably doesn't affect chicken, does it?
How do you get more than one chicken from a chicken?
He's a little ahead, but it's fine.
Is there any gold in here?
Bastion's close as well.
Oh my god, this seat is fucking insane, bro.
This seat is actually crazy.
What the fuck?
This is stables. Stables is cringe. Nobody likes stables, by the way. I gotta not use
too much of my wood though. Wait, no it is stables. This is not stables. This is housing.
By the way, I was testing you guys in chat. Good looks chat. You guys are smart. Good
job y'all. You guys are paying attention, love to see it. In a tentative chat.
Let's see what this fucking thing is saying.
I don't really like the sound of anger.
He's ahead of me by quite a bit.
I have pigstaff everybody.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
What's your favorite animal?
giraffe and orangutans
We're going at the same pace as an average minecraft. Let's play a video
Guys I want to keep pig step, but it's such an obvious like inventory clear
like I might just get rid of them. Sorry y'all.
Is what it is that I bought it.
I wish they'd actually buy.
Maybe one more pearl?
Okay bye, pearl.
Get a real block, get a real block of inventory chud, okay.
I see the good part of the fort.
up here. Nice, nice clutch king. It's all spawned over here. We're looting sword out.
Let's go, let's go.
This should be like a fastest fuck split.
One spawn.
W.
No!
Oh, it's only looting one.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Hello.
Hello?
Okay.
Oh, yo-yo, did this guy die in a bastard?
Like, what's taking him so long?
Yo, did this guy die in the Bastion?
What's taking him so long?
What are these fucking looting?
I know it's only looting one, but like, hello?
Jesus, man.
There you go.
This is disgustingly slow from your body, it's like completely burning my ass.
Oh my god!
Say the fucking blazes.
Fake looting sword?
What's happening?
Bye bye.
Let's go, like this.
Uh huh.
Oh, it's getting so much better if I wasn't dog shit at the game.
Fuck me, bro.
Oh!
Moves from by- by the way.
Left one block or right one block?
Well, this fuck-ass dolphin.
Have to throw a little more.
One eye, one eye, one of the eyes. Where are they?
Fuck me, man.
Uh, uh.
My mouse!
I'm just gonna push it around like a bunch of fucking jackasses.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yes.
Where am I going?
53.
I'm just like literally right over there.
I'm not even joking.
minus 164 180 I went back by one past both chords minus 161 164 minus 164 180
like right here
well the sea could be so much faster if you're good at the game unfortunately I
I'm not.
We have to hunger reset immediately.
Like immediately.
Ocean exposed.
No, no, no, no, just fucking.
Oh, but Ocean Exposed can like fuck with uh...
with your like preemptive, can it?
Maybe it's just like right here.
Wow, this seat is insane!
I'm gonna blow.
Seat is actually fucking crazy.
Maybe I get a good pearl?
I have to throw a good perch?
I have to craft still.
Where's my fucking shit?
I'm gonna put it on my crafting table, a little sketchy.
Um...
Get this fucking shit out of my inventory.
I can get a rankp, I can get a big PB if it goes right now.
Aw, you're so cringe.
I have a crossbow?
I have no arrows, though.
Oh where the fuck are you going how do I aim like like that enderman
specifically don't perch is it perching no way
oh my god oh that guy I just lose guys
Oh well. What can you do?
Hiya.
I did it again.
Fat fucking chud.
I need blocks or something oh my god would have been a PB and my fucking aim lock and
ender like that can I just blame terrain and go next like I'm tilted I'm actually
tilted
I want to run back to see how fast it could be
you know what I mean
I mean he's gonna want the win anyway.
OHHHHH
This seat could be so fast if you aren't a dumb, ugly fucking loser like me
Maybe he died, bro, I don't know
Nicky Aimlock and Enderman 2
Oh, that's so sad, man.
Because I'm actually frowning like IRL.
I'm actually into IRL frown.
I'm kind of sad.
Like if I win this, I feel like I don't even deserve it.
I
Could have never it shouldn't such a free win bro. I had a boat and just threw it away did I really?
I like how it shows you steal your elo, that's a good visual touch.
Damn it man, damn it, damn it, damn it.
Oh, oh hi sub G
Sub G
It's so many ruined portals say hi to the stream column three high stream
It's actually like every seed today is a room portal except for one. I had the village seed. What's going on, bro?
I think about this real quick
Really bro
You don't need food we just need some wood and we're in
Maybe some blocks.
Holy instant brass grab, did you guys see that?
So is there something that I missed something in the fucking thing?
Like is it in the thing?
There is and it isn't a thing
It's just this way. It just has to be this way.
Because it's not this way, game sucks. You know what I mean?
That's all.
Shout out to my trans-superd-buddies, Transgender Pride.
Alright, I'm gonna start cranking the seed.
Cause I feel like I need to make up for last seed's performance.
AND THE BABY PINGLET!
Um.
Smart.
Supernuttas.
How?
How are you in the Bastion?
Smart.
Like literally how?
Fucking cheating?
Like what?
literally how fucking cheating like what is this stables I just cringed
How do I do this?
Uh, uh, down here, surely.
It's probably the best way to do it.
I don't know, like, the advanced strats or what I do noob strats, cause I'm not a fucking
good player.
I'm just ugly.
I can probably reek like shit.
Probably should have grabbed that close down, but whatever.
Right here.
Fuck off.
Dude, stop!
That's bad gap, right?
That's bad gap.
I
Guys, you know this is just not my fault by the way this fucking disgusting piece of shit seed like we all know that
I don't even know it's like block is it that block right
Guys come on in y'all
Lock that off again, dig here, hogging up your circuits, number one enemy, they're fucking
everybody's number one enemy, don't get it twisted.
There's nobody that likes a hoglin, I don't think I want to go fucking obby searching
in these chests.
Um...
Nine.
We're going east, east, east, east, everybody, east, east, we're going east, everybody.
Write that down, y'all.
I think I know where it is though.
Come on, five obbys right here.
Three, two, bad way of four obbys.
That means it's not this chest and I have to find another one.
No, we're good.
We're good.
I actually want some other bricks.
Don't move along.
Everyone is having a good night's soup for lunch.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Hey, you too, bro.
Daps you up, crazy style.
Daps you up so hard, my hand hurts.
I'm out, by the way.
I'm out.
I'm out by the way. What am I doing? Why am I picking my ass? East! East! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Fucking go east, man! Go!
Oh, helmet.
I don't see it, so... Oh my f***. Just fucking send it and get a block ready.
Okay, please launch me up, fucking creepy ass.
Get a different block now, because you want to save that.
It's actually important, believe it or not.
It said...
Uh...
Oh no.
I'm gonna get fucked trying to find this thing.
Oh, no.
Where is it, bro?
Right there.
Not bad, not bad, actually.
Could've been way worse.
I'm fine with this.
Okay, good.
I thought I missed it.
I mean, I kinda did, but this is fine.
It could've been way worse.
Rescan?
No! I'm already at the fortress. Why would I re-scan?
Foolish little shadows.
Well, we're like neck and neck.
Smart.
Are you gonna do a fire at all if Green Playthrough King?
Why would I do that?
Why would we play Pokemon?
Fast fast fast need to make
wool and then
One two beds and then bang bang and then nether brick. What the fuck?
And then immediately
And then one two
Bang bang through the fire start building with soul sand immediately immediately
soul sand right now we're gonna I'm gonna get angry with you how do you get
in the fire
you have the God's raise or what
L rates
Wow, these raids are disgusting, I mean I know they're the same for both people, but
it still makes me mad when I have bad raids.
Who's with me on that one?
Type 1 if you agree.
You look just like Brout the Pokémon Art.
I do not fucking compare me to Brout, bitch-ass.
Do not ever compare me to Brout.
Heh.
I said Brout.
of
the
I threw my flint steal, that's really rare when that happens.
Oh, it wasn't a flint steal, enter!
I gotta be like, don't swear at that, actually.
Cause like, that could be really bad.
Yeah, I do.
GLAV, you finally read the instructions on the checkbox.
This type one, if you agree, prompt is working perfectly.
You just gotta fucking neck and neck.
Left three blocks, or right two? I would rather go right two, so that's easier angle, I think.
If I don't fuck this up, I don't need to throw one eye, which is huge, or I don't have to get any more.
I have to do it, I have to, I'm scared.
Okay, just grab one, just grab one, one, one, one, one, one, go.
I'm going to...
113, 113, 113.
Which is like that way.
I have to be fast with this guy.
20 minus 304. Just fucking...
keep a pearl like. That way, maybe?
20 minus 304.
Minus 304.
Now there's no way this guy did this better than me. I refuse to believe that.
20 minus 304. Oh, I have to go over one. I have to go over one this way.
oh yeah okay no i'm fine i'm fine just stop stop stop tweaking bro how how is he faster than me
how
I think I like that, maybe?
Um, I hope you just turn around, maybe, here.
This is kind of disgusting, but it could be...
Eek!
Wait.
I thought that was maybe the portal.
How did he get it?
No way he got that what and I don't know more starter is G fucking G
Fuckers are really close to actually the whole time
Oh where the hell is the shirt?
All right chest here and then back this way
Was it just down straight
Just a bunch of didn't if I just ran if I just like ran straight a prop was it wasn't it?
You're lava
Let's hope you don't know USS. I don't even know what that means
Is that BM? We're gonna get a ban if it is.
I actually played this game pretty well. I don't know what the fuck it is.
Is there a hidden?
Is there a top here, maybe?
Oh, brother.
Nooooooo man I'm going to cry.
I actually played this seed fairly well.
At least I think so.
We just can say if I didn't.
What if I got an insta perch?
How fucking awesome would that be?
I haven't got any nicks in the purse all day.
I'm going to back up a little bit though.
Oh, where did I lose time?
I guess the nav.
We were like neck and neck the whole seed, but like what could I have done better?
They won off bow die and coin flip math yeah maybe if it purchase right now gotta go to
the right more though.
Oh the dragon hates me today bro.
The dragon actually hates me today.
How hard is this turn zero cycle?
Uh, very hard.
Damn it, man.
I could do boat eye, but I need, um, I wouldn't
What's it called? Multi-Tool? Multi-Screen? What the fuck is it called?
Tool Screen? Yeah, Tool Screen.
You can do bowtie without altering your mouse sense?
Do the same thing you do right now with bowtie?
I tried, but like I think it was like fucking up.
Like isn't there like an option you turn on in fucking in a ninja brain?
boat measurement and like you enable boat measurement or something blue boat
but like something kept like fucking up and I tried to say I don't know what it
was but you know some lava and super's big toe and trims and cool guy anime
I think so 20 bits supers big toe things that 20 bits
Five hundred hours of speed running playing deadlock and have been hearing Abrams say let's see what this dick can do
Let's see what this dick can do
smart oh
My eyebrow or my eyeballs excuse me you're like
You know, I feel like you want to melt your eyeballs
out of your skull
Ah, DT, my favorite.
And my personal favorite, a DTizzle.
Oh, I reset the block break, like a dumbass.
First time Shatter, I thought you were black, TDH.
well i'm not
wait gravel we already have a flint that's huge actually
do i need that? no i don't
I don't see the lava pool, but I just hope it's over here somewhere.
Also we're TNT donating this run by the way, I have to just say it out loud so I can remember
for myself.
Um
Like it's just gotta be
So ruin portal yet room portal is a play to check it. I might be a game-winning play on the loaks. Fuck it. We'll check it
Why not I
Can craft everything iron
I can't even do what the fuck.
I'll push it away.
What are you talking to?
It's certainly not me.
Let's hit that straight.
I don't need that much food because I have so much rotten flesh, but honestly, two
steak is fine.
It's fine.
Smart.
What should we play has really been helping me.
I don't come to stream very often but I always watch your videos and check in every once in a while
and it always puts a smile on my face.
Oh, posy vibes!
Thank you for helping me through tough times, she's poor.
Thanks man, posy vibes.
You love posy vibes here.
Like am I really gonna pick my ass for 30 seconds to find this buried-
No, it's impossible.
That's like an impossible one to find I feel like.
No, that's like the hanging one and that should be literally anywhere.
Like if he does that and there's like Looting 3 in there, he deserves to win, fuck it.
Like it is what it is.
Like actually he deserves it. He made the play.
All right, not bad.
Um, this has to be this way, it has to be that 40.
What are you talking to?
Certainly you meant to like, try to talk about somebody else?
Maybe Ludwig shouldn't in the stream?
I don't know.
76.
I got clenched up there.
Which side of the fucking thing am I even on?
This is sickening.
I don't see the four, so I think I have to break spawner, which sucks.
Um, should I make a boat? I never made a boat.
Smart. I hate bebopaga.
Why don't you make any armor? This could be sketchy.
Oh my god!
I need to put a block there and they just don't-
Oh man!
What the fuck?
This is fixable.
Nope, no blocks.
What do you think about this?
Let me think about this.
I have an idea.
this is new tech by the way everybody that's new tech every fun careful
That's new fucking tech right there.
Never before seen tech, actually.
The innovator has arrived.
That's what they're calling me.
I should just always make armor on fucking grids, I feel like.
I hear a dumbass pig down here. I don't know what he's stuck on.
Dumb fucking chud.
I'm going to get you both to spawn here.
I don't know what to do with it.
Dude, this is so hard.
It's from my fucking-
From this, he's back.
From my-
Okay, we have to go get the spawner like right now, by the way.
Um...
This guy's ahead of me by quite a bit and it's pissing me off.
Where's that guy right there?
No.
Okay, I hope I don't fuck up the pearl hang, I mean I might anyway, but like, it's actually
fun.
Why am I- why are they mad at me?
Why are they- I don't have armor.
Oh, fuck.
Holy fuck, they're everywhere.
Okay, um, really scary, uh, oh man, this sucks, I can think about this, this sucks, no, I'm
to die. I have to fucking...
She's just like right here, what?
Oh my god, it's literally right in front of me.
Jesus Christ.
How did I not see it?
I just had to have been visible. It's like so close.
My dumb ass streamer. We're gonna make us in time. Get the pearl and boy.
I wasn't about to pearl to this fucking thing and I realize that would be a terrible mistake.
Why are we just like flying away? Like, can we grow the fuck?
Dude! I- What the fuck! What? What? What?
Daylight makes me feel light.
Oh my shit, just like burned, man. Like, oh, I'm gonna fucking end myself one day
because of this fucking game. Just kidding. But, like, Jesus Christ Almighty.
God, I suck.
I mean, it's just pathetic, everybody.
It's literally just fucking pathetic.
Like, what a guy like NewScapeBlob.
It's so pathetic.
I Super TF Chibli Chibli
Chibli's here everybody it's Chibli
Man who I blame for this who's that fall here, and it's Ludwig. I don't know what he did
But it's just Ludwig bro. I've actually thrown every single fucking day
So disgusting
I can't believe I stayed up late watching you play minecraft.
What's unbelievable about that?
The fact that I fucking suck at Astros on the thing?
Oh
Yo, yo, yo, man, like how how how do I manage the things that I do everybody? How do I do that?
How did he what how is that raw beef? That's a one by one. How is that raw beef?
What?
No clutch, G.
Fucking skinny ass cow?
Oh man.
I've only spent that long finding the fucking fortress. That's kind of crazy.
I feel like I didn't even take that one out of it.
Well I don't have to break the spawner anymore which is good I guess.
I know where it is.
The diamond chestplate would be sick to have but like is it needed?
Unfortunately no it's not.
Ugh.
I can't tell if it's like this or the other.
Well, actually, it's the opposite.
It's already in the strungle, but my god, this guy is zooming on me, bro.
I mean if he dies I can win, but otherwise...
GG.
There's the bridge not here?
What the hell's the bridge?
Did I do the wrong thing?
What the hell's the bridge?
I'll bridge this up here.
Aw, thanks, luvs!
Hey, super, I played you a couple games ago on loading our PC'd.
You death deserved to win I died in the Bastion and lost the Looting Sword of the Mouth.
Oh, that is tragic.
I made up in those so it doesn't really matter.
GL on the runs.
Thanks, bro.
I'm a fucking ass-crack player, I just deserve death.
Do you guys get concerned about the things I say when I speedrun Minecraft?
Like you think it's like, you think it's like, worried?
Like should somebody say shit like this while playing Minecraft?
Like I'm gonna say probably not.
Excuse me, sir.
Like, can we grow up?
Can we grow up?
I beg you, die on the dragon, die on the dragon, die on the dragon, die, die, die, die, die,
die die die die regroup from overwatch
well this one's way better
Oh, yoyoyoy, man. Bad runs, too. Bad runs will hurt me.
Where, where are you fucking concerned at? You want that?
Well, he's got the win in like 15 seconds.
I'm gonna win in like 15 seconds.
16.34, call it.
Bro, oh my god, I definitely could have seen the fortress.
I just, I didn't see it when I was looking.
Again.
If I'm correct, everyone go bingo.
We both saw this moment coming down my bar
Now here we are
A royal promise and an arduous
It's true everyone hates Hoglins?
I think I got the seed... yeah I did.
Alright, I'm winning this game.
I'm winning this game on Shipwreck, my least favorite seed.
Ready?
Okay, fucking spawn invincibility, W. There is a ravine right by that monument, I just
hope it's not that, because that's a pain in the fucking ass to deal with.
Don't be cursed by- I'm not even gonna put it on.
Oh my- oh my god, dolphin?
Don't fall with the clutch!
I'll also gravel on this coast, so don't let me forget that, please.
Can I make axe pick bucket shears shovel?
Like everything? I don't even know.
Fuck, let's just do it. I don't feel like doing math.
Yeah, I can. Huge.
I also have golden carrots for foods and I've got to stress too much.
I think I should just like chill a little more on my runs.
I think I like that's really why I lose so much.
I'm just like drooling on myself.
Like if I just chill a little bit, like it would be so free.
Like I swear I would win so much more.
Guys, to go fast, you must go slow.
You guys ever hear of a little tale called the tortoise and the hare?
Does anybody hear about that one anybody?
My neck itches.
It's a fake ravine, actually.
J fucking K.
If these dolphins won't fucking like, give me a boost that'd be nice.
This has to be real.
Is it fake as well?
I swear I saw something.
Am I crazy?
Nope.
It's fake.
So guys, where's my entry right away?
Anybody know where the fuck my entry is or where I'm at?
Like should I just die?
Like what the fuck?
Okay. He found it. Alrighty.
Was it this?
I don't even think this is what it was supposed to be, but like I'll do it here.
Ugh! It's fine. Chill. Just chill, bro. Just chill, bro.
This will not have to rain like this, right? Don't blind it.
It's got to be like just around this wall.
I'm better than Moose Guy. Just chill, bro.
I'm definitely better than fucking whatever this guy's name is.
I can't even remember it. That's how I know he's dropped.
Hello.
months good-looking to a minecraft world thanks man I'm speed running actually
it's not really a world but I appreciate the sentiment
unless
got a son of a fucking nerd saying that I'm actually I'm speed running
Oh, how do you get mad at me?
Oh, housing?
We love housing.
Who's mad at me?
The fact you're so mad at me is just immature, by the way.
I think we gotta grow up.
Hello, suit.
How is the stream going today?
Oh, come on.
Come on!
Come on
No
Holy fucking save Jesus Christ
How do you not get like tripped up by that
You tell me I'm not the only one in this game that can think fast on their feet when a problem arises
Okay, what about... I didn't see the Fortress, um...
Bro, I just said come on, like, lash subconsciously, did I actually?
I think you're lying, Steph.
Bro, can we like...
I need some of this- I need to get some of that fucking-
Like, are we really gonna keep bowing me?
I need some of this gold, I need like an 8 of it.
So annoying.
I told you, you, you, you, you, I don't need you.
You, I don't need you.
I can't make a decision, it's just like, why don't I get snorkeled, I won't get it, everybody.
videos. Manhunt chest maybe? Please just be in the manhunt chest.
Hey man, genuinely love the MCSI content, but really curious when you'll be hopping into
Glyzzy Munch. Truly you could be the next member if you hop in early.
What is Glyzzy? What are we talking about? What is Glyzzy mode? I'll be like, I'll
be fucking, what's happening?
Gluzgy Munchie said actually, excuse me.
Oh, no, no, no.
I think it's this way.
I think it's this way oh my god fucking new Coglins fucking new Coglins kill
them fucking I don't care I don't fucking care nuke the shit out of them
obliterate them I actually don't I'm pretty sure it's just this way though
I swear it's this way like if it's oh my god bro Oliver can I like suggest a
fucking limit of hogland spawns agree with hat last guy glizzy munch is about
to glow up I could see you being top of the leaderboard grand blizzard
what is happening
These are good strays. I gotta kill them.
Four strays? I gotta just do this.
I like how fast I'm doing things right now, I'm very decisive but I'm also not doing stupid
shit, which I like, it's very good.
Please stop spamming about Lizzie munch. If you overhype it, there's no way
The same one guy talking about
Okay get off of this, we're in an actual block to assist us here.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. Throw it.
A little more. It's bad.
That's perfect. Right five blocks.
Good.
I looked good, but one more.
Eh, fuck it, I'll send the 98%, I think I messed up a little bit on that last one,
but whatever.
Give me two eyes.
Go, go, go.
Okay.
Um, wow, that's a far fucking...
Strongly over what now?
Um, wow, that's a far fucking strong.
What the hell?
Um, am I going minus 40, it's literally just this way, up my bitch.
I'm all, oh my god, that shit is far as hell.
Start ripping some pearls.
We gotta go, bro.
Um, what is this?
Up here maybe?
I think you trust a 98% on Ninja Brain Bot like all the time.
I should just be going back to the Bastion, that's kind of crazy.
Like 98% is basically 100% as far as I'm concerned when it comes to Ninja Brain Bot.
I feel like I want to go down there maybe.
That's rain looks good.
Oh, maybe not.
maybe not actually yeah maybe maybe maybe perfect we go 178 and then 146 is like
right here 178 46 minus 146 178 please be
right please please please
the box is off
I think I like
it'll be like top left and then
to the right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is hot
What the sneeze everybody get down
I
Brom I bit I'm busy. I can't cover my fucking nose. I'm busy
Wait, which one did I come from?
It had to be from like here, right?
I swear that's just, there's no hidden rooms, right?
Bro, I swear it's just like over here, like is it not?
Is it not?
Oh man, what are these fucking straw holds?
Fuck me.
I feel like I might just lose this game because of this fucking nav.
Oh bro, I'm not going to wear big oranges, bro. Don't piss me off and chat.
Gonna fucking tilt me.
like no that is a spike like I'm not insane by the way
and yet maybe I am and yet it's possible I just need this pickable but my money still grew
Okay, hold on reset reset at the fountain here search
You know what? I'm pulling up my fucking pie charts. Where the hell are they?
Okay, I can't find them I'm wasting time just kidding I found them
Okay
It's not cheating, bro.
Like that looks like one, but that's just like not it.
I think I'm being baited or something.
Like I don't really know.
This guy finds his first and I actually might tilt like hard.
Okay, disgusting fucking...
I mean, what can you say besides wow?
Like, genuinely, what can you say besides wow?
Well, the fuck is already in the end. Just go, go, go, go, go. I threw away my obby, by the way.
I need to save this one in my inventory.
half bow, half bow save me!
ah, thank gloves!
my face when my keyboard breaks when I'm munching to glizzy against Ludwig
I mean that was a really good halfbow I think.
That was a really good hat, though.
Go, go, go.
In.
One shot!
Oh my...
When!
Literally when!
When, man!
I don't even know who might have gotten it faster than me anyway bro.
No what do you have?
No he definitely didn't have it.
When bro?
When did I fucking look at it?
Go, go, go.
I avoided there.
What?
There's no way.
I don't even...
My crosser's not even on him.
No, there's no way.
and
No, no
There's no shot
It was after the dragon! What are we talking about bro? I'm looking at bedrock!
What the fuck no, there's no way
How do I watch full vaughn
How do I watch full shut up shut up shut up
Was it before the pearl in?
Oh
Everyone's saying watch replay, but like there's no, you don't, like I can see which
Enderman gets mad at me, but like I'm not gonna see like when I look at it.
Bro, that's bullshit! What the fuck?
This is going to spawn in and get pissed at me like what's happening.
What does he even go like what?
What is even happening here?
He's like literally not there.
That's just like a replay thing, like I don't even know what's happening.
Hold on.
It's just that I don't even know.
Wait, I got fucking tro- Yeah, I don't even know how to check on some fucking
It hits too distance here.
Oh, it doesn't even work.
I don't even know what it is.
What?
Bro, I didn't look at-
Guys, that's not even how it fucking works.
You have to look at an Enderman for a certain amount of time.
And my crosshair-
It like-
That can-
There's no way.
It's desync?
I'm sending this to Feinberg.
I'm tilted as fuck.
I can't even lie.
I'm actually so fucking tilted.
How is this not bullshit?
I'm unironically tilted and my chat is rage baiting me.
Please explain this.
I'm not happy.
Frowny face.
No, but like, well, my crosshair doesn't even go on it.
Like, am I fucking losing my mind?
Like, my crosshair doesn't even...
Like, what?
Like what?
What?
Bro, I literally, you literally even see me in the clip intentionally move my mouse around
it.
Like look.
We look up and over.
I pearl in.
All it takes is a single game tick
of looking at Enderman head to aggro
that's literally not true by the way.
Literally not true by the way.
It takes four ticks, not one tick.
It takes four ticks.
Why are we speaking on things confidently
that we don't know about?
That actually might be five ticks.
The point is it's not one tick.
And I just went to go look up Enderman
and the first thing that pops up
is fucking fandom wiki.
Can we kill fandom as a website?
Dogshit fucking website.
SPART!
FIVE GAME TICKS, by the way!
FIVE GAME TICKS!
LOCTIN.
Contacting Agent 47.
It's earlier while you were checking your inventory to check the VOD.
Why are we just like lying for no reason, man? Like...
Yeah, man, when I'm looking at the fucking floor, yeah, you're real intelligent.
What the hell?
I tried to go back, but it was a click.
extra life first toe smart you will do anything but admit you messed up because I
didn't there's no way looking at the blue line
matters does it because he's like blue line like his like his LOS walks into
my crosshair but there's no way that's it
That's just, it's just d-sync?
Oh my god.
What the fuck.
Oliver, I demand my SR back there, by the way.
Like...
Get back here, bitch.
Like, see, you can, like...
There's a little bit of fucking leeway. It's not like an insta...
Why'd you get out of there, man?
So wait a minute, your crosshair doesn't even need to be on it?
I legit have no clue when you look at a guy. I'm not kidding. Oh my God. Oh my god. I
I didn't like hold on I need to put I have an idea
Get in jail
Like I'm trying to see like
No, it like literally has to be like the center of your crosshair.
Could it be de-sync or something?
You got to fuck off.
You got to die like it is what it is.
Good fuck off
What are you doing?
The one that I put in jail is gone now
But let me see, if I'm like farther away...
Okay, so I guess if you're farther away, it doesn't need to be in the middle of your crosshair?
That's just insane.
As long as either eye grazes the center of your POV to aggro.
Still wasn't 5 ticks, that's what I feel like, but...
tough like
but now he just doesn't give a fuck
look how far I am from this fucker
okay now he's mad
Wait, Fienberg, I said could it be de-sync or something?
He said no, that's too egregious.
It's gotta be the guy who walks barely close to your crosshair right before the pearl lands.
That's just like so far away, makes no sense.
So basically what Fienberg is saying, guys, is that I got robbed.
Is what it is y'all?
Super this ain't got shit to do W the enderman but look at what I just got on MC title screen im so fucking scared
Might have found what that is a munch guy was referring to
to? He's a native American guy who calls himself Doom. This was all I could find.
Bro, I don't care about Gluzzi Munch. I'm sorry, bro. I don't care about Gluzzi Munch.
Mm-hmm
By the way, I just checked it literally is the same guy
It's the same guy don't ring over and over
It's Seimi now.
Oh
He still wins I'm gonna be tilted
Oh
Yeah!
Why did he sound like that, bro?
Oh, I'm gonna go pee and play one more.
Bullshit man
That's so fucking bullshit
God
Our skins are just eerily similar
The fuck
I'm going to take you. You know when you fucking break a glow stick?
What is this seat?
Where's my room portal?
Okay.
You know what?
I think I agree.
I agree.
You know what? I think I agree.
I agree.
That's why you start on fuckin' like, 8 render by the way, 50%.
What the fuck?
No, my wood got stuck.
Don't even kill Gary, don't even fucking worth, just get some fucking food.
Surely there's some fucking hay bale somewhere, right?
I see the lava pool.
It's not my fault. It's not my fault. You're good at the Game King. It's not your fault.
not your fault you're better than everyone
not your fault king you are the best
pats your head it's okay
not your fault the games terrible
but you've heard
you start like neck and neck
what the fuck you doing with these axing shit on the seat or what
I'm gonna cringe, that's not too bad.
Fortress is near 0-0, 30-30, I see the fucking Bastion, you got there fast.
So we just go, uh, negative Z from the fort.
I saw a spawner.
This is Bastion, this is Bridge Bastion, by the way everybody, this is Bridge, write
this down probably should have made a gold pick but get some blocks quicker
that's why I'm not another right by the way I just don't think of things like this on the fly
No, no, no, stop, bro, what?
That crossbow guy made me-
No, I clutched hard. You guys have no idea.
Did I drop a fucking...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you guys are getting a little too fucking adventurous for me.
I didn't like come over here though, I didn't like draw more aggro, okay this guy's a little
too upset.
Did he grow up?
Okay good.
Donkey Kong!
I love Donkey Kong!
Did he die?
Oh shiny?
Oh!
Um.
Donkey Kong. I love Donkey Kong.
Did he die? Oh, shiny.
Oh.
Are you guys like Thomas Fawke?
If these guys are like jumping off the roof and shit, like, are you serious?
Oh, much more of a queen.
Oh, honey.
Um...
Why is it out of here, I must be right, like Shirley?
Where's Avi? Yeah, where's he going?
What am I dropping that album? What album?
What are you talking about, bro?
Did I miss my fucking thing? What's happening here?
Well that link
Did like shot just feel fucking home portal here. I don't actually that is what that link surely not right?
I guess it doesn't matter if I live right fucking point me and Audi
You you're useless
About the fire if you get knocked off here, I'm gonna cry so just don't king
You're better than that. You know you are don't let anyone tell you otherwise you are handsome
Nice man, I just don't deserve to live if I really don't
Frozen hop art brah it's too much to remember that guys. It's just so much
Okay huge
I hope so, I found forgetting something oh well, I have string, I have wool, I have wood,
What a cat, what a capacity that was, Jesus Christ.
God, this is cooking so much faster.
God, this secret is so fast, why was it terrible, and awful, and ugly?
It's okay, winnable.
Right five blocks.
She's not gonna be here in some as well.
Perfect eye, holy bro.
Um...
Am I going?
Minus 65? Or are you ripping it that way, huh?
Back to the Bastion?
Oh my god, you're joking like are we so serious like what?
I don't even know if this opens up over here. I have to check though
It kind of does
I'm already at my fucking z. I need to like crank it left like now
170?
Maybe I can like do this right this time
I mean this guy might just find better terrain and beat me in which case like you know he
deserves it I guess. No, I need to get in the habit of making gold pickaxes. It's so
good. It's just a fucking wincon. I mean, I really hope you didn't find terrain. It's
about to beat me 126 171 26 big down
Oh
Give me an iron hoe, bro. I need this
bro I'm in fucking free fall bro I just don't I can't win
I had never even played junk rat that's actually a fucking insult what is this
guy typing oh my god
I would have preferred he called me a slur.
I'm not even kidding.
I can do that too, he says.
Can we cancel this guy?
Please!
yourself less than three.
Bro, this seat should have been a slam dunk on this guy.
But there's just no way I'm losing to Bryzen Eadley like what the fuck is a Bryzen Eadley
I didn't get any fucking
It's- it's- what the fuck is going on?
How did lava not start falling into one tap?
You can stop pretending now.
I'm actually going to lose to this guy bro.
It's just not fair, it's not fair.
It's okay, can keep her head up.
Let Hood Vic pull from her mid and jack off balance as well as all your other achievments.
A bad day doesn't mean a bad life.
But cut her hair, too.
You're right.
Policy vibes, everybody.
Take off the level.
Just power through the hogland.
Oh, man, oh man, oh man.
Nah, he didn't fuck off, he's not dead, he's probably alive, but he probably doesn't have
a stronghold now.
Yeah, there he is.
Yeah, there it is.
Man, oh, man.
Oh, I forgot about this bull shit I have to deal with.
It's your normal streaming time, yeah.
That definitely soured me on this stream.
See you tomorrow, I guess.
Sorry bro.
Good luck tomorrow, goat looks like you're going to need a smile.
Oh yeah I will.
They're not even wrong man.
Okay, I have goat burg on my team, it's fine.
Aw, that's just bullsh**t, man!
I'm just like infinitely less pigs this time.
What's going on here?
Where my pig is at?
And he's about to win the game in a few seconds.
Guys, I'm really sad. Can I say that?
Deserve for being a jump crab player? I'm literally not, though.
Like, I'm literally not a jump crab player.
Discussing and saying about somebody.
What a shitty ass, like that's how far my fucking SR is falling by the way.
This guy said this is a shitty scene.
This guy sees this and like that's how far I'm at fucking this area.
That's half.
I'm not sure if it's the one cycle.
I don't think the blind is blind either.
Um.
Smart.
Smile.
Oh, piss off.
Oh.
Oh
Dude like this guy just does not deserve this fucking SR. He just does not
And you do I mean like yeah actually
Where am I going minus 65 let's just send a fucking pearl hang back that way fucking lower your render man. Thank you
I didn't make a fucking gold pick this time either. Oh my god
I don't have a go pick this time.
GG.
Yeah, yeah, real good game, man.
But where was it?
170-126.
It was like...
Die while going to cords.
Yeah.
uh...
do we have to be both have teeth of skins
think is that is not to you for but
now he's not to you for what the fuck
I didn't see it, didn't see the red band on. What the hell is he?
Why am I so zoomed out?
Why the fuck got a fucking suit and tie on?
Oh my god, I'm so fucking disgusting.
I thought one win today, two wins today. No, yeah, two wins today.
Cuz I was emerald ten days ago what happened
Smart holy fuck your entire history is red are you okay bust a wolf? No, I'm not okay
All right, I got it. I got things to do tomorrow
All right, thanks for watching
appreciate y'all. The thing with Ludwig and Feinberg and everybody's at six
Eastern tomorrow, I'll be like probably like five-ish, I don't know. I'm gonna go eat some
food.
All right, everybody, thanks for watching appreciate it y'all have a good one
I have a good one everybody.
I'm really sad I put like shit today.
Not in Odubski though.
I was fragging in Odubski but not in Minecraft.
Oh my god what if I'm the guy that throws the run tomorrow?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Okay.
Thanks for watching, everyone.