you
cheater got banned in my games no way bro no way bro another one bites the
the dust.
Another one bites the dust.
Another one bites the dust seven are our I
Just realized seven what am I gonna do with seven points, bro?
Yeah, why am I asked with seven points?
Are you fucking me, mate?
That lose seven is that why I
Must have been a while ago
Where's I didn't see what someone was doing, but he's in there
Those guys are probably practicing on our G right
That's definitely cracking
My, my, my, ascension 1v1, uh, what's up chat?
It's day one.
I have my, um, screen open for resubs.
Now, someone resubs so I can see if it's working.
Did anyone resub?
We didn't get a single one in the last 15 hours or is this thing not updated?
Okay, it's not working.
Excellent.
No, it did work.
Shoei?
Shoei!
Thanks for the sub, pussy.
I've been playing Iso for the past two days, I'm legit spamming Variety, I might go back
to Jett because he said that now, I've legit been spamming Variety, dude will I ever finish
resident evil holy fuck but like I feel like dude guys I don't think I'm a
gamer bro I keep I don't think you guys believe me when I say this shit I
don't think I'm a gamer like I'm not a gamer bro like I played two games bro I
played I played counter strike my whole life and then once I fucking repeat that
game then we came to the fucking bar and then here we are bro we're not fucking
gamers it's fun to watch you play new games true true but I just feel like
bro resident evil story mode is like a 15 hour endeavor bro like I'm down to
play new games but I think I have to stop playing story modes no like it's
too much of a commitment like I need a leaderboard and a comp queue that's the
only way you can keep me coming back. I feel like the thrill of a story, but being the
story, like I don't think I'm engaged enough from the story. You know what I'm saying?
The story does not keep me coming back. I think it's cool, it's fun, it's whatever, but like
I'm not like jumping for joy to play Resident Evil. Like I'm sorry because it's such a great
game I'm sure for you guys well like for me what excites me is getting better
oh bro it's a time yellow let's get cracked bro please I'm begging you
policy day I'm in I'm in fact man you're in probably whispering bro they might
hear me I'm in the office you guys are about to screw him you got seven minutes
like seven minutes you got seven minutes low-key let's cue a game fucking
One of the first five rounds and I'll take it from there
You see keep going Ethan they were in my game the other day to be fine. I saw that I saw that
No joke I was surprised your mesmerizer. I was mesmerized and surprised I
Saw that I saw that
All right, I wish you the best of luck man. I wish you the best of luck as well. Thanks
Yo, you ever suffer blessed day you too, man. Remember bro. Hey, I remember up. Oh, I know I know and and what else
Hello, hello. Yes
Don't forget bro. I got you man. I get easy. All right, you too
And that's what Loki has a passive aggressive ass common. I'm gonna say
Loki has a passive aggressive ass common
No, he said put the scopes in the bag
He said, I don't want to see a vandal or a phantom in your hand ever.
He just shoved me in a locker, I know.
He actually just shoved me in a locker.
He said, if you have a vandal or a phantom in your hand, drop it.
Don't buy armor on pistol.
Do not buy anything on pistol.
Start saving right away.
Don't even think about it.
Leave your Vandal skins!
My my Guardian is actually an auto sniper yet
My Guardian's an auto sniper. Oh my god. I'm putting the Guardian
Guys, I'm not kidding when I say this. I think I have a top three Guardian in the world. Oh
When I'm shooting back
No, oh my god
The fuck is that? No, it's actually I had a pressure for no reason show just play normal bro show just play normal bro
Just play normal your hand breath
You're gonna have your hand your hand
Where's everybody where's bang
I'm relaxed on top five.
I'm trying a new mouse size to be fair.
There's day two on it.
A lot of day ones and day twos, bro.
A lot of day ones and day twos.
I'm on a medium instead of a large.
I like this song.
Bound out.
No, no, no, no, no.
my hands feel moist I don't know
Honestly, I don't give a fuck though.
Look at my excuse list.
Those are all real excuses, by the way.
The lights were too bright.
I landed four hours ago.
I'm jet lagged.
I'm on a new setup.
I only had one meal today.
It's hot in my room.
My age.
I'm old.
I have frog sleeves on.
New sense, new mouse pad, new chair height.
Setup was too good.
cross-eyed. NRG guys in the chat, Bracelet's bothering me, 40 ping, just got back from
EDC. I checked someone else's shriek, I don't know what that is. Game feels slow, but it
also feels fast. Wait till Unreal Engine 5, aerodynamics fucked up from the hoodie, my
ears need to be cleaned, this server is dog shit, discord lag. That is a fucking list
Well, holy fuck.
Oh, my God.
There's a tool exit like G sync was on business line as shit.
Input delay air mattress is affecting my brain.
Bandaid on shooting finger hands are wet.
Practice is piss. Wow.
I'm the actual excuse monster.
OK, wait, this is my day one of thanking subs.
Let's not fuck this up.
Tophah with the 7 or 40 fuck
Tophah with the 41
Crash no with the 47
Jewy Louie with the 24 ash wish with the 51
Kamaya Rose with the 21 48 from Malia Malia 51 57 fuck
I'm with you. We are strong.
That's true.
So, some as a do.
Let's not play this game right now.
Let me ask Ethan to do it, even though he's in practice.
Ethan. Yo, the ranked. Yeah, bro. Everyone's a fucking pro except beyond three thousand five.
They're working.
We're all working our jobs.
Saucy, I've never do it with Saucy.
Should we ask him?
I don't know.
This might be the first time I've messaged Saucy on my friends list.
And I've had him at it for years.
We'll turn off the music.
He's in Brazil?
Hey, are you in Brazil?
Oh, I thought he was in America for some reason.
Oh, shit, never mind.
This guy's in fucking Brazil, bro.
Fuck!
He's in South NA, bro!
bro was surprised that message to me was
south at a bro
I think I should use the phantom
You're a fucking chud
My hands are a little sticky, bro. I'm not gonna lie
They're clean though, I swear I extra retired from pro play you said it on screen clip clip
source the voices in my head
there's no way Axe is retiring that'd be ridiculous no
he just went pro recently
or well not recently but I mean kind of recently
Blitz with the
126 month resub Jesus
126 months what's 12 times 11
One
32
12 times 10 is 120. That's 10 years. That's over 10 years. That's 10 and a half years actually
Coming up on 11 years. I got bro. He's been subbing me for fucking 10 and a half years, dude
Some of you guys aren't even fucking 10 years old in this chat
Holy fuck
He's been subbed to me
for 10 years bro when I was a wee little lad
and that's the first time I thanked him in 10 years holy fucking w no blitz I'm
kidding thank you bro now I know blitz he's from the CS days
Ten years ago you were still a grown-ass man ten years ago. It's 20 years old, bro
Was that a grown-ass man?
Nah, but I was I would say I was mature for my age
The thing is since I've been I've been streaming since I was like 17 or some shit so my entire
Life is documented on the internet. You have enough footage to
look at me 15 years ago and
literally fucking
Time lapse how things have changed
Wait you are 30 you look 21 22 now I was kidding. I'm not 30. I'm actually 23
Yeah, man, it's really 35
You're 36 at ass? Oh my god. Sorry bro. I think life, I think life, life really begins
when you're 40. That's like level one. Level 40, when you hit 40 it's level one. That's
It looks like you just started playing.
Y'all man's like, oh.
I
My new peach I you like it
Look, this is my new peak look look look look watch this. So what you do is?
That I don't know how to explain it, but I'm doing it
You like you like you bling yourself while you're peaking bling bling bling bling
So like your model's moving up and down but you're still mostly accurate and mostly accurate and this game is good enough
And maybe this peak is actually no troll good
And maybe this peak is no troll good
I was like fucking around that first
And I'll just hold it, but...
What the fuck?
This is like hard to kind of do, like he like...
And if I die doing it, I'll...
Because usually my...
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, usually...
Bang, one of them.
Usually when I peek a corner, I just counter-strafe,
but honestly, I think the boing peek is better.
But I don't think I can do it consistently because...
This is like a lot of work.
it's not natural. Oh my God. I like it out of this.
Yo. Yo, what's up, man? How you doing hanging out, hanging out.
Oh man, I'm shooting today, bro. Let me tell you what yeah, you're just coming to say what's up, right? Huh? What?
What what do you mean by that? I should starting to fucking
You know, okay, I tell you something you want to just won't be one for a hundred subs on skirmish
Cuz I honestly think I'll just fucking fry you like if that's how it's gonna be then I'll just put it down in the line
Holy fuck
Okay, hold on and let's you two scared
No, this the motherfucker comes into my fucking server
My home lately. That's these yo the server's not fair
I'm not yeah, we actually I mean I just I ran two TDMs, bro. You just got all of them. Yeah
What if I lose fun, I mean you're more likely to lose but I think
Taking your money, but I also feel like this. I've defeated it
Just every radio, you know, in skirmish and one of your ones
Okay, okay, what do I do for options game options cheats on
Game options you add a win by two and then no ops like we're agreeing to that ops
Yeah, give me odds
Huh, you have to give me odds if we're not upping boss
Like that's why I'm an offer you're taking away the odd note. No, no, no opera
No ops. No ops, bro. Like you can use no ops. No Odin's just use like Vandal fucking. What's it called?
Phantom?
Sheriff's?
Yeah, you can use sheriff if you want.
No sheriffs.
What? Okay.
Shorties?
No shorties. Vandal Phantom only.
Judge? Okay, Vandal Phantom only.
What's game?
Let's do game 13 like a real game. How do we make it like a real game?
It is default. I know it doesn't know no need to change. I don't know how how do I make this a real game?
Really, so any of chat knows
Let's tournament mode I
Don't know
Bro if you lose see them holy
A lot she
Shad the tournament mode now. Okay. Okay. This is a lot cheese and you like
So we're actually 100 gifted like actually, okay, but I get to pick your agent. What okay? I'm gonna pick your agent then too
That's fine. Okay, you you play KJ. I
Look he's like I shoot better versus KJ's what I want you you go neon see that giant ass head
Okay, we're playing for a hundred gifted. Okay that ass you're down. Yeah dead ass
Like you're gonna you're not gonna fuck around my money after I
I'll pay up right right after well you first of all you got to pay me right after I win
That's first foremost. Yeah, we pay right after no no waiting. Okay, wait. Don't shoot off the rip. Let me set it up
100 gifted game 13
Do we switch?
I don't think there's this I don't think there's like a switching side this is long
Wait beyond the setting shit
went around to 10. Wait, wait, don't shoot it. Don't shoot it.
Wait, it goes 10, 20, 30. You can't even like, let's go 20. And then we'll win out
13. And then how do I make the freeze time shorter?
I can't. Can I free sounds already short? No, it's 10 seconds. It's like 20 seconds.
No, it's like, maybe less than 10. Okay, then the first round.
Do we test it or do we just play?
Hmm
You're making me nervous, bro. You've been taking too long. Hold on hold on
Okay, so it's game 13. We're not switching sides
Yeah, let's just see it many ways. Yeah, we can do game 13. Okay 100 gifted game 13 just straight phantom mandal only
Yeah
All right, are you still in your spot?
Yeah, hold on
Fuck I'm nervous. I'm nervous too, bro. I'm not gonna lie, but I can't let him know I'm nervous
I need to look you or am I way through this you doing bro? Okay? All right three two one go
One day lucky ass job really unlucky if you're gonna play let's play brother
You better start shooting back, you better start shooting the fuck back, sap.
You're in the fucking, you're in the fucking dog.
You ain't ready for this shit, cuz.
Play bro, play.
Get off me!
You're a fucking pussy.
Okay.
Get off me!
You're a fucking pussy.
Okay.
Okay, we're both bad, we're both bad, we're both bad.
No, you can't, you can't.
Don't be screaming after that.
I'm giving you chances!
You can't be screaming after that, bro.
You can't be screaming after that.
You can't, bro.
I
Mean out the quern don't be weird let me out the corner for real don't be weird
I go go go go go go go
I'm not shooting. I'm not sure you've been asking me either. Oh, okay. We're fine
No, I didn't know we're fighting. I think we're in the box brother. We're in a fucking money mass
You're gonna fucking let me run out the corner brother. I will legit use everything I can to be you right now. Are you kidding me?
Yeah, you're shame well
You better relax the fuck in because I'm gonna take your money my boy.
There's some bullshit right now, Seth.
You said you want us to play for a hundred gifted?
You better lock in right here, dawg.
You better lock in right here.
This shit is legit free, bro.
You want to do a rematch after or nah?
Double or nothing, let's go.
I'm talking while I'm shooting you by the way. You better lock inside. This is a bad
I'm like dude you ain't hit a radio in my stream bro put a put a sass on
Nah, stop brother stop brother. Yo, brother
There you go, there you go
I'm not going to cut it. It ain't going to cut it. I just ain't going to cut it.
Hey, yo, no, whoa, wait, we said no diggles. Brother, I've told you what a diggle I four
times. I'm giving you a chance. Bro, bro, we said no diggle. That's like I'm sure disqualification.
that's your disqualification that's game bro I get I listen that's game
listen on some real shit I'm gonna give you a fucking discount we'll make it 50
get there cuz I feel bad I just feel like I took your fucking money okay
that's 50 gifted out and don't ever come at me with a business like you hear me
should I leave the lobby like aura right now I'm gonna leave the lobby with
I don't need no fucking
Holy fucking aura farm took his money and dipped
Wow, that was awesome. Oh my money right now sad not we will cancel your ass
If you gifted in this bitch
I
Don't know nothing
Let's go let's go for 20 gifted bro, and also I don't need no this I don't play for less than 50
Bro, I just gave you a hundred though. I didn't
Bro, you should I was okay now. I feel a little bad. I would have done you brought I don't need a discount, bro
It's gonna I thought I was gonna rob you listen listen. Let's play comp. I'm gonna pay you back in illo
I'm gonna get you this is a boosting service right here
But I'm gonna get you back with some illo bro. It's half nap. What did you just do right there?
You just fucking what do you what are you doing, bro? I got nervous. What do you mean? You got nervous, bro
You got you put money and I locked it up. I was wanting my hero, bro
I got fucking nervous. Yeah, but like bro, you need to sometimes be careful man like I don't know
like I don't know you jump the gun there quick give me like advice how do I
not get nervous in the moment wait give me one second yeah what's up
It's fine just treat about it. No, no, no, no, cloudy on some
Russia, you play with him. You play with him.
Jokes aside, no, I like your confidence. You have like
delusional confidence, but sometimes by the way, I'm sure
that's music to your ears, bro. I only got time for one.
We have time for one don't act sad bro. Do not act sad
Okay, we're gonna play all night. Where you going?
I'm playing in a tournament, bro. I'm kind of I'm gonna you're doing the cod stuff
What are you doing the AT&T thing? No. Oh, what's the tournament? No, bro. I'm not making any money
It's a valid tournament play a ball like a like like a
You don't want to play bro. Can you stop me in for one of your teammates? No joke
Do not play why can't I play I could definitely sub you in but you definitely don't want to play
Wait, what's what's happening today chat was talking about it's like
All right, what do I play here? Oh, no, no
Damn, I feel bad. I feel like I just got his hundred gifted like like that but stop now
It's like a fun tournament. I think it's called fun hours
Okay, actually, I think that I think there is money on the line now well you need a fucking lock in
bro I'm not even kidding if I dropped $500 like we're in person hanging out and I dropped $500 on the ground I would not pick it up
I know you're rich as fuck dude you don't have to flex your money on me I'm rich too
okay I said it feel better I said it feel better I wasn't flexing on you
I should have played for more fuck
wait
what
just how rich are you can you just like tell me
No, but I think you're more worse than me. Um, I think you're probably more actually have no idea. I mean, I don't know
I'm an ambassador. I don't own final mouse, but yeah, but you yeah, but you did a drop bro like that has to be like
I mean, it's fucking sick
No, I definitely mean I have it. I have it. Wait. I have it. I look I have it. I'm using it. I'm using it
I just beat your ass with it
I have in my hands right now. Are you honest? What do you have though the original one?
I'm not I'm not using that shit. I don't know. Don't call it that shit. Second of all,
we're coming out with a big drop soon so you stay tuned. Can you send me one for free or what? Yeah.
Hold my short. Hold my short.
Yeah, sure. Yeah. I'm watching. Wait. I like that. Dara, baby.
I
Like that
Bro you should make your own like a routine keyboard that would be fire hundred by the way, so I'm not
Why are you sponsored by a different keyboard company?
like
i guess you're traveling
no no
uh... one sec
wait who am i at
i'm left ghost 48 months thank you
tangent x51 months
chills 3 months db law 25
mc come see you guys
2x gal 06 lexy 42
holy fuck reading subs is a lot
routine me i did say routine
Okay, okay. I see you told you. Hey, who's gonna break that dart?
Not me, not me. I'm not breaking it. Please break it, bro. Please.
I'm begging you, bro. Oh, my God.
Yo, one inch, one inch, bro. What the fuck?
What's up? Get him! Get him! Get his ass. Don't be scared. Don't be scared.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I could have been bad.
Who's your team?
I don't know.
Oh, is this the random draft?
No, it's not.
I'm playing with the owner of it.
I don't know.
I'm playing with the owner of it.
This is rigged now.
Are you playing in the Jinx's tournament or not?
Which one? The league one?
Yeah.
No, I didn't ask.
Shit, I'm going to be there.
But for your ass I think I'm too good to play in it. I used to be I used to be diamond. What role?
Jungle and you played that shit. I played him season two a lot
Listen a while. I'm like right where I was plot one in season two. Oh
No, I'm really bad now. I'm sober
Now by the way, I don't know if I I mean I did say it but
One CT
I'm gonna be playing in the...
Hold up, hold up, calm down, calm down
Maxite, let me see some...
No, no, no, why is he running, but like, let me fucking at least play the game a little bit
He just runs in and dies for free
I'm gonna be playing in the drinksy tournament on Monday
Wait, what role do you play?
Uh, well, I used to play jungle, but I'm playing AD because I don't know how the jungle works now
You're playing ADC?
Yeah
Aw, damn
I feel like you guys lost, bro.
What do you mean?
You're like, leaning against Doublelift or something.
Well, no, there's going to be other scubs in there too, right?
Yeah, but like, really, Doublelift is going to play ADC.
Well, no matter what role.
Yeah, I mean, that's true.
Hopefully, Doublelift's on my team.
No, Joe, hopefully, Doublelift's on my team,
and I put him on support.
No, Blue, what are you doing, bro?
I'll change my crosshair.
I'm playing through.
I
Like black black black
There's one back side
That's a good ass spray right there that shit right there y'all good shit y'all I got the entry we all died all good
Yeah, I don't like that mentality
That's the difference between sapnath and you.
Alright bro.
Do we want to do like Minecraft after this for like 100 gifts or something?
I'm down to give you a chance but something I actually think I can win in.
What about CS?
Okay.
If I beat you in CS bro, you gotta stop shooting.
I'll give you odds in CS.
What odds?
One to ten.
Finally I kill you once?
You have to.
Yeah, you have to.
Yeah.
I'm excited, I'm excited.
It's back side outfit.
Yo, dude!
Yeah, they're fine.
Yeah, I mean, I can't watch at all.
this back side of it no no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean I can't watch it all
90 up me for the back side
no what are you doing
no one to ten odds one we want CS all you have to bet ten gifts that I bet a
hundred if you beat me so I get send like that's like impossible bro
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you play CSP yet. That's probably not worth your time
They're together bro
Play together. Yeah, that's like whatever. That's before you made the switch
What do you mean put together?
Like we used to like I played with you off like with like way back in the day
That's what we need to switch. How did I go into my lobbies? Where did I meet you from?
I just messaged you fucking chat, bro. I was a taric fan. I told you
I was a character
We were all coming ourselves over your Twitter
When when you look at your Twitter probably I've ever mowed there
This is
Shit well a snap naps tweets would have like 200k lights. I can't poke it. Why are you painting in the corner?
I'm gonna ban up below you on my body.
Nice job.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing about it.
You guys need to go short.
You guys need to go all the way.
Okay man, we gotta stop them.
We gotta stop them.
Hey, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
We need to win.
Oh, man.
I'm like, sub a joint short and this one follows a drill.
Hey, let's just fucking run.
I don't really play sova.
Let's just fucking rush B right here.
Let's go guys.
Let's get active.
All right, I'm gonna dart.
Do I dart or draw it?
I'm gonna draw out the window and then dart.
Uh, no, no, no, just fucking honestly, I think just dart sight. Fuck the draw.
Alright.
I think the drone's a waste.
I'm gonna flash this shit.
Like a back sight?
Yeah.
Cross-offing.
Let's go guys.
You guys ready?
Three, two, one, dart out, dart out, dart out!
Back sight, back sight, back sight!
Nice.
In! In!
Out of it, out of it.
In, in, in, in, in, in!
I
Try like playing with you
Okay, no joke, I don't think we work well as a team so everyone just fucking spread out and play your game.
And then we'll put that later on.
Nothing from B? Over?
Yo, they want to be great guys.
I know heavy guys.
Yo, is he walking? How do you do that?
I'll be there.
One on four.
Wow.
Okay.
Y'all some guys.
Time out, time out, time out.
We need a time out.
All right, what do you guys want to do actually?
Let's go, let's go see.
I'm a dart.
Listen, I'm gonna throw my dart over here.
And I'm hoping and I'm hoping this line
They only have like two rules
All right, I'm gonna watch the corner and fucking ults up. I mean, I don't know man. We just got a we got extra
Yo
Okay, we can overcome that though we can overcome that not with this group
No, we start trying like that ass all we need is for three C
Yeah, okay, we see a lot of it on some real shit if we get three rounds and win pistol
I think we win this game
I mean five is a lot. I'm happy with one more round and yo if we get five I actually get
I'm also down to
I'm also down to rich
I'm also down to lose out the half and then just win pistol because I think that round is more important than anything
Yeah, I'm a dark right in my dark garage
Are you funding the group when you spend most that rounds yapping
Yeah, I got the entry every single round I'm alone
Yo, what the fuck is globe doing there? I do this for the hair
What is Klobe doing?
We got that all day
Okay, so if you think I'm the problem then my teammates should close this round out because I got two entries and opened up a for them
Because I pulled the rotate so if I'm the problem because I'm yapping then these guys should be able to close out a 2v2 where they're
in a
Adventurous position
Because they're not the problems, right?
I'm holding us back
He's gonna fall out. Oh my god
So I miss all the problems now. It's my fault that we're losing
I got two entries and opened up the seaside and pulled the rotate from a and they came
Because I'm yapping. We're losing now. I'm not that guy. You know what?
Let's fucking let's honestly take my stream have the stream key take the stream and you stream. Let's watch you play
Have it that ticket, but don't have it let me watch you play
Yeah, I mean you guys got to win that it's all good though
Oh my god god damn another one there one more here one more here I'm watching
oh wait wait whoa oh wait whoa
damn the smoke, we can be there now
lets go!
i'm blind
me too
lets gooooo
guys the pressure is off
we got them
we got 3
before the switch
Okay after yesterday, bro, that was so funny, dude
We can win this all day
Dude, I just I just feel like the thing is towards our teammates do we fuck with our teammates? Do they deserve a win here?
Yo, I deserve a win
I'm not to win for you, bro.
You want to play? Let's play.
Come on, let's go!
Let's just begin.
My drone's too long, so I'll grab the fucking bomb.
Two outside window.
That close? No.
Nice, nice, nice. Come, come, come, come.
Two garage, two garage.
Yo!
100 silver, 100 silver.
Close, close, close.
One more garage.
I got you, Flo.
Flo back there.
Did I just shoot him? Yeah, for sure, bro.
That's not good, dude. That's not good.
And bro, I held it down on Nuke. What's it? What's that spot where they go down underneath?
Then it's like a ramp. It's like a big ramp. Okay. Yeah, there
I was not sitting ramp with an op and I held that shit down
Oh god
Minecraft dream dude. Yeah, I mean when this we're back in it
He said he said you don't fuck with my crap one more
See
Please what is this?
All right, what's life you'll have one wait our club had one smoke but I just want window
My god, you know this one for sale now. Let's just fucking chalk it up to bad RNG on the teams
I
Five let's go next
God they're actually gonna do it don't do it don't do it
But but club if you want to smoke window like maybe you should tell us and like maybe we should do something with it
If you randomly smoke window, it's like kind of pointless
But I can see that you force so you don't care and you probably not
So I'm kind of used to it
Truthfully, I don't give a fuck with you lose. I know you guys don't either. I don't either cuz
We're getting paid regardless me inside.
I'm on right chat.
They don't calm.
They lose that you know, fuck it.
I'm one here.
A link.
All right, we're going to win this.
We're actually ready.
Flash on swinging.
I got nothing, bro.
Yo, that's not bad for Moscow.
That's not bad.
I mean, we're taking out three guys.
All right, guys, I mean, do you not get fired up
seeing what me and fucking Phoenix just did?
They're not fired you up.
Oh, these guys, they can't get fired up.
They have Mizzero.
They have negative fashion in their bodies.
I don't know about you, but I get fired up
in everything that I do.
I gotta give Tay his birthday gifts.
Let's see if I can do it today.
He's left
Okay, okay
Party on so
All right, we need to run the Billy Billy strat don't I got a flash
I got a drone, just wait for the drone.
One tag.
Let's go!
Wait a minute, we can unironically win.
For which to actually win but like no one's like
Maybe we have to like adopt this new like generation
Yeah, no, like just nonchalant like I don't care if I win I win if I don't I don't
That's a mentality
I win I win if I don't I don't do it. I don't give a fuck. I ain't talking to you
Thanks.
Yo.
There it is.
Nice.
Hey, that, hey.
80 steps, bro.
Why are you getting odorless, man?
Wait, drop me, drop me, drop me, fuck.
One close!
Bro!
I'm booty.
I'm dropping it.
They're coming in, they're coming in!
Nice yet!
One's coming!
Nice!
Hold that shi- wait, it's our dead that died, no no.
They're gonna leave.
It moves like this, and it's fine.
They're gonna be- what's gonna be A-link?
Yeah.
Fucking Bucky, yeah?
Yep.
Nice shot.
Planting, planting, planting.
Wow.
There's not behind you
Shit actually I might get off down earlier
Honestly this game is fucking miserable now like do you know like they don't know what to play with guys like this
Does it happen to you? Oh, no, it happens every game. Oh like this. This shit's got is my first game on him
It's already miserable
Like
Do they talk in that game?
I'm just down for people to talk.
Yeah, I should do it.
They did that.
I think they talk like that's cool.
I mean, that I believe it like they talk.
It's soul sucking is how I describe it.
J-V-R-C low.
One for us.
Soul suck for me.
Yeah, clearly.
That's fire.
It's sucking the soul out of me.
The problem.
It's fine.
One enemy remaining.
55
Rush
It's a rush
We get a gun doggie Billy Billy Billy strat
No longer garage, he's gonna come beat stay safe
You're on y'all. He's out
The boss is us ready three two button
Hey, you rely on me bro. Look at us look at us closing it out
That's what we do bro.
As you're seeing players like me and you that could go pro, you're not playing video games?
Nah, you're right.
Alright yo, I'm getting paid for this.
Let me know if it's a combination.
It's such a good chat, so I can complain.
Just because my problems are not the same as yours doesn't mean my problems aren't real.
Let's see.
You know this member now.
Let's do it.
Oh, I don't know.
How are we going to know if they're there bro?
I was going to ult.
Don't ult.
just his way for audio
I'm dying bro. They fucked me up. I missed I missed every shot. Oh, yeah
Why fuck on my diary, I'm really bad at saving
It's out
I
Watch it bro. I'm out. I'm out. I'm expecting
Once he runs at me like a
child
How do my um
Wait, how did my honestly we lost my pixel? I don't I hate this agent, bro. I hate the page
I should have locked in this literally doesn't matter, bro
Like look at the odds are against us. I can't I'm waiting for you. Come here. I'm baiting for you
You know, I want you to spam again get it. Oh, come on. Come come get it. Oh, dude
I'm just gonna stay there
Where's it where the shoot it shoot it shoot us right now where to shoot right around here, but I don't know how I missed
No we didn't kill anyone they're not there bro that's why
Please bro
It was an honor and a pleasure dude I hope you guys have a great rest of your day
I hope you guys uninstall this game, man.
Motherfuckin' talk!
I'm trying.
I mean, the chamber was trying, but the other two guys, like, bro, this is, like, sums up my bar and experience in that show.
That was awesome, bro.
It was a pleasure.
And now I gotta go play a tournament.
You know, some real high elo shit.
I hope you win, bro, to look out there.
Alright, bro.
GG's man.
GG's.
I got a RR refund for that game?
Or what was that for?
Or is that something else?
Wow that was miserable dude those guys are fucking lame as shit.
Okay let me see if I can buy Tay the bundle now. We said we would get it all we can for his birthday.
you
one four grind skirmish 1v1 sounds hella boring baby bae
baby bae where do you see baby bae he's gonna rank or he's gonna scrim
who's Lisa play versus Lucy yesterday she has a solo 4-7 oh am I just cute
Let's see what we got I guess. Surely it goes better.
So who was our teammates that game? Let's see what their names are.
Nautical, Nimrod, 6-7, hashtag Spob. I don't know what the fuck that means, but honestly this is the exact gameplay I would expect from someone with this name.
I'm going to report him because I feel like he was a bad teammate. I'm going to report him for rank manipulation, team sabotage,
No comms. No help. No nothing. And then the jet. He said one word. I'll go ahead and
report him for sabotage as well. No help. Is that reports justified? I think they are.
I think not calming is illegal behavior. I think you should be banned for not calming.
If you want to play no-com, I think you should be playing unrated.
I'm going to go ahead and say it.
If you're not coming, play unrated.
PSA.
I don't know, maybe you guys disagree with me, but I think if you're not coming, play
unrated.
Because in a competitive environment, in this game, 5 vs 5, I think everyone has to talk.
You don't have to be the most talkative person, but you got to talk and help
It's just fucks. It's bullshit that I have to like make up for your slack every time
Is extra playing oh, yeah extra retired. Where's that clip?
Where's extra he's online
This is the extra clip
I've been kind of inconspicuous, but the truth is, is that I have decided I, me, myself, and I have come to the decision
that my statement that I will make is that I have officially retired out of the play.
Oh good, here we go.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, they got me, bro.
They got me.
What does that mean?
They got me.
I'm not trying to play other agents, bro
Well, I think people people forget that I'm not like
No, I think people forgot
I'm not a pro player
This is not my this is not where my soul lies like I got my like my identity. I'm a content creator that went for two
Honestly, but
Ah, nah.
That's a little disappointing to hear.
I'm just going to queue up, bro, it's fine.
Fuck it.
Wait.
I need Daznerf, bro.
Thank god.
OK, do you know why I like playing with Daznerf?
Genuinely.
And I don't get the Dazzner hurt.
Hey, Dazzner is the most passionate guy in the community.
Okay.
Sometimes it can be a little too much.
He gets carried away, but I would rather have someone that's doing
everything in their power to win than someone who doesn't give a fuck every day of the week.
Dazzner puts his heart and soul into every single game, bro.
And sometimes he does start bitching at his teammates, probably a little too much.
Maybe, you know what happens, but 10 out of 10 times, I would rather have that.
I think.
No!
Sorry.
No, we got this. Me and you, bro. How many games you played?
Uh, today? Or just...
Today.
Um, I played six.
Did you hear the news?
Did I hear the news? They personally sent me a freaking mail. They mailed me.
Fuck. They sent you an apology?
For sure. I need to get compensation for this update. For sure.
It's fucked up. Wait, okay. I actually didn't see what exactly it is, but what is the nerf like is chocolate and neon, right?
Yes, they're separate. So the neon is like
When you be hopped with neon like when you jump you don't get like the speed from it
Kind of like it's like it's like it's like normal run and jump almost but like you sprint faster
and
then
That's it. I think I
Oh, no. So when you, you know how you, when you get a kill with neon that like your juice goes back to 100?
Okay. I didn't know that. That doesn't happen anymore. You just don't get your juice back.
Oh, you used to get your juice back to 100 off one kill.
Yeah. So now you don't get it.
What?
You only get it, you only get it by regen, which I think that's fine, but they need to speed up the
regen then. Like if you don't get it back, no, it should be like a faster regen.
Oh, but it's only in the ult to get it back, not in the regular kills.
Yeah. So if you're, if you're ulted and you get a kill, then it goes back. But if you're not,
But I think you never did it, right?
No, no, you you did.
So what like when you did never all and you got a kill, then you'd get it back.
Oh, it doesn't know anymore.
I see.
But does it still happen in alters at both scenarios?
Oh, it still happens in all just not like that's that's pretty big nerf.
That's I mean, that's like pretty good.
OK, what else?
Um, uh, I think that was like the main one for neon.
I don't think there was anything else crazy.
And what about the judge?
Uh, the, it's the spread.
So like the spread for walking, crouching, running,
it's not bad though.
Cause like low key, like,
no, it's pretty bad.
Well, I guess, okay, you won't get away with the one pump from
distance as much, but if you're close range, you'll still mow them down.
I'm not going to lie.
I might never use one again.
That's all that really.
It's that bad.
The judge is not far the way or no, no, no, it's, this is going
to be for like 13.0.
I think for the shotgun, but like, or maybe it's 12.9, but the, for
For example, the walking spread, like when you walk and you shoot the gun, it used to
be .075 and now it's 1.0.
.75 and now it's 1.0?
That's like- Oh wow, that's 0.0.
It acts different.
Bro, like- Were the spread?
That's for the walking spread.
And like all the other ones are also like super buff.
So the bucky is lowkey good now, no?
No, they changed the bucky to make it worse too and the shorty.
All the shotguns got nerfed like spread.
Yeah.
Damn.
Okay.
Wait, so what happens if I like get radiant here with neon nerf and shotguns, like do
I get an apology from like every single iron chatter or how does that work?
What are you apologizing about?
No, they need to apologize to me for the disrespect.
Oh, because like you're doing it regardless.
I mean, the thing is like it was broken and you were taking advantage of it, but everyone
could do that and they didn't.
or like, that's what it is, right?
Well, yeah, now everyone's like,
oh, Dazzler's gonna be platinum with the nerfs.
Uh, what?
What do you say?
No, no, that's kind of, that's kind of.
They're also gonna buff sense of the word.
Were you originally,
you were using the Judgement Cypher, right, originally?
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
But you were also originally a controller and member, right?
Yeah.
But, so what, do you think Neon's dead?
I don't know. I usually like wait until like I played a character or like see it in game
before I decide, but this is pretty like significant. I think this is like on par with like how
they nerf Yoru.
So it's that when you're running around, you can't like run as fast jumping around.
So like you're slower in the air and then it's the fact that you don't get the regen.
I think I mean jumping is pretty bad though because you won't be able to tank like you'll
would just be like a regular person running arounds.
But you can still just run.
You can still just run, but you die easily then.
You're not jumping or you die.
Yeah, but like if you think about it,
the rotate advantage you get from sprinting versus just
running normally is not that crazy, at least in like higher
heel load.
I think it is.
Or no, I guess you're right.
You're not really going to make it to the side
unless you're already there.
Like sometimes you could make good timings.
Like you can sneak by it.
But most of the times you're just rotating
and you're just a little bit faster.
It's not like the grand scheme of the things, but.
Oh, it depends on the map.
I feel like some maps, like if you play in between
and you just run the rotate,
you'll get there with the flow.
Yeah, that's like split, for example.
Like if you're like, you play A-Haven on split
and you rotate spawn to B
and you're like pretty fast like the hopping stairs,
like you can beat the timings all the time, but.
It might still be played low key.
I don't think, maybe it's not bad.
You just can't create space as well,
you can still run around really fast for rotates.
I might just switch the way like and just teleport everywhere.
Yeah.
I mean, I might be the new method here at all.
I feel like, and all I did was change the, uh, they just changed the,
in there, right?
Yeah.
I mean, I think the shotgun changes are worse or like more impactful than the
neon ones, honestly.
Yeah.
That's going to be crazy.
So no, I mean, people will still, I got to see how bad it is.
It's still like, you can still own people close.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
But think about like the investment part.
Like you're spending for the judge, for example,
like 1850 credits for you to get five bullets
that do no damage.
Like you spend two thousand credits.
The damage is the worst too?
Well, I think they said that while you're moving,
the damage is like halfed.
Oh, so it might not be instant kills.
I wonder, you just gotta see, you just gotta see.
If they're saying that the only way the shock
will be good is if you're not moving,
like in your crouching in a corner,
like that's just kind of.
Did I watch the?
That's kind of brain dead.
I didn't watch any of our videos on stream though.
I just want to make them coping.
Yeah, we was going to see.
I only watched the exit thing.
I'm sure we'll find something else to complain about
in the next month or so.
I mean, aside from neon and shotguns,
I don't think anything else feels broken.
I guess Phoenix is going to be the next conversation,
but I don't think people will complain about it.
Yeah, I'm going to switch to the new meta
that people have been doing, which
is a stream sniping alt account, 1 AM, ELO abusing.
The stream, dude, it's so fucked,
because the stream sniping is one,
but the teammates are another problem.
They don't talk.
How do you feel about the teammates?
The reason why is because of the alt accounts,
and it's just all because Valorant allows people
to have multiple accounts,
and no one's actually on an account that cares.
Oh, they're just like on an account.
If everyone only had one account in this game,
the games would be instantly better.
Why would you even be allowed
to have a second account, technically?
Cause then you're just smurfing, no?
Cause Riot Games wants money
and they want all the skin bundles.
Oh, you're right.
That is, it has to be the only reason
why there's all the costs to it.
That's a big part of it.
Yeah, they definitely make more money
from people having second accounts.
Why would they just stop that to make the game?
Like if you didn't want to play, yeah.
If you didn't want to play comp, just play unrated.
You're not too smart, no, it's really.
But like obviously no one does that.
I was thinking if you're not comping,
you should be in unrated.
But like you said, like it might just be people
that don't care.
And also there's that, there's people buying accounts,
which is probably like a part of it.
You can buy a rating account for 80 bucks right now.
Okay, it looks like that.
Oh my God.
That is literally true.
You want, if you want to play with Tariq guys, $80, right?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Just think about it.
The issue is that you might be right that
they don't invest enough resources into things like this
because it doesn't really make them money
to make it better, I guess.
Right?
Like it's not gonna make more money
from this environment being better.
Yeah, I mean, Riot for sure knows all of these problems
that is in the game.
Like all the things we complain about in the game,
like snipers and all that, they're aware.
Sniper is unfixable.
Unfixable though.
Well, I think sniping, although it's unfixable,
if they had more tools in place to report or ban these players,
Reporter band these players like I was so bored one day. I went to the right games linked in
an hour scrolling through every single employee and I didn't find anyone for ranked quality of life
I mean they probably they probably have a team maybe I don't know the title for it
But I know I'm sure they have a they have a balancing team for sure like one for e-sports and one for ranked
I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken and they work together. They definitely have balancing teams
Well, I'm not even concerned of the balancing, I think people that are like, for sure a threat
to the game, they need to be banned, the amount of players that I could, yeah, even just cheating
or even just throwing games, like if you just made a report on actual people who do it,
there should be someone's job who their only job is to listen to either content creators
in ranked or like some sort of panel like I've loved like players that could just like send a
report and be like look at this player. You know what my idea was and I feel like it's low key
like I'm being privileged about it but I think I think I'm not at the same time is that I feel
like they should have like a team that specifically works on like higher elo lobbies like radiant
lobbies that's monitoring them closely because the radiant lobbies are the ones that get the most
exposure they have the most viewership and I feel like if things are getting fucked up here
then it trickles down to the rest of the community so they should have a team that's
closely monitoring the radiant community or the streamers would a lot of viewers I guess I don't
know but I guess start with radiant maybe so that those games being better will in effect
make people less likely to be shady in other games but also just looks bad if like we're getting
fucks you know 100% that's for like a lot of the stream viewership is like the
highest you know the game but it's kind of crazy but I think it's bad if like
we're streaming I think what's crazier is that I'm on sky right now I think we're
gonna have to figure out what that is well that happened you locked in KJ well
I made a pact today on my stream I'm never playing site for on this map again
okay my teammates were so bad today it actually like ruined my week so I will
be initiating no that's what I can get it
I mean the Dazzler is smart though like Dazzler is actually a good person to get
feedback from because no joke he's been playing right Sam you're funny bro for
funny guy five years non-stop that's when I'm like I suppose
Yeah, yeah, where am I supposed to blind maybe just around this corner or around the rubble corner either or
I'm gonna try to run up and vulnerable we gotta shoot the ice should I shoot it
Nothing nothing
One. Oh my. Sorry.
Yeah. Yeah. Close. Oh my, he's in a paranoia.
I'm blind. Yeah. 30, 30, 30. Nice job.
Yeah, where am I in the subs?
subs. You want her with the prime Yuda with the 42. Yeah. Little plays with the 17 Shapiro
with the 36. Yeah, that's by up. This one's run. I'm just gonna I'm not gonna fight this
run. It's kind of hard to fight with sky. No, that's fine.
I'm just gonna play being rich. Are you gonna smoke it still? No, you don't have to. You don't
Yeah, I smoked across I see be one always holding
Not coming up I can dog I can clear it if you can I'm gonna go see
Yeah, grab their bond race nothing from be I just just chamber. Hey, it's do be yo cool
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Oh, good. He's going to wait for me.
Come here, you guys.
Push him. Push him. Push him. Push him.
One more. One more. That smoke.
He's a buck. He's a buck.
No, I'll do it right.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Planting.
Our club actually just cooked me so bad.
I can't believe I got played.
No, it's not.
I miss the days in ranked where I didn't have to hold my breath after coming out. I'm ready
What do you mean hold your ball like that because you're watching your teammates yes, it's it's actually just horrendous to watch
Like I missed when I would cue into a game that yes, I got three pros of my team
I think this
Take it back and I'll get that nerf. So wait, how do I have a judge?
Well, I bought it myself
I'm sure I thought that myself fighting this before here. I'm not buddy. I'm already like here
They're gonna go see yeah, I see couple say like for I got the dog champ
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I have the blind thing. They have blind free.
You just go.
I'm not in that.
I'm gonna blind once.
Bro.
I'm dogging. Close.
Close left.
I bit him, I bit him close left.
Two, two, two, two.
One more water.
Back into the tank.
Find them all.
Someone find him.
We got him. We got him. Nice.
Nice. Holy sky, you till I have us. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Well, the smoke was fading, but it didn't fade. I was waiting a while.
We got to that lakers are okay see
Oh man the Lakers are winning tonight Eric. Oh man. Okay. She won their game. Oh, yeah, they won by
fried the Lakers badly
Lucas coming game three fucking buddy. The nix are gonna let it all go. It's gonna be nix. Lakers in 11. You're lucky.
Yep. Yeah, I'm gonna throw a blind man behind them. I'm gonna install one, install one. I'll break door if they fight.
TP to cross, TP to cross baby. Careful. Wait. He did, he did, he did. Your fast problem. Your fast problem. He didn't TP.
Yeah, maybe he was. Yeah.
Josh, see you guys.
Check down on Rumble. I see.
I got rotate 2.
Coming up to you.
Yeah, careful for a B.
Not in yet, but there.
I'm good right now, they're not in.
I'm gonna hide, okay?
Yeah, you can try to shoot and run.
One for a B. Just two for a B.
Three for a B.
They're good.
Going back maybe? Yeah, they're in.
I'm gonna go for that gun jet two of them
To one be gonna go towards seven
One's a link to two main two men
I never had Macho.
Macho is good.
Chill.
Woo!
Nice bro.
Wow.
Are you serious?
Nice.
Damn, I wasn't even like watching that closely because I thought we lost for sure.
Wow.
I had to focus for a second.
Maria, thank you for that one.
Won the lottery.
Mary.
Mary Ella.
Mary Ella, thank you for the five months.
She
Stop yeah guys if you just tune to the stream we want to stop that
13-2
Appreciate that really partly bad, but not that bad
Um, I think of my flash pops here. I might throw it around this corner
Yeah, I didn't see what he's doing is you water running. I don't know what he's doing
I saw something about it, but I didn't understand
I'm uh, I miss the bone
One from B, like 2C.
Oh wow.
Come on, come on, come on.
What?
Aw, what should I try?
I don't know.
136 fade.
Oh.
I'm getting caught.
another dog but I can catch a lot of guns are they just like surprising from
beer was that it's fine yeah move alarm about to be I mean I can also start being
like dog through but I mean it's more like we just got to be aware I guess I'm
I'm gonna save.
Fuck, we're saving.
Nothing outside.
I'm jiggling out and see anything.
I see two after holding me.
Yeah, I know.
I'm trying to hold it back here.
Come on, I have one.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
I got him
What's up one side listen, right here
We take those
Nice
Holy crap we all dead down
I don't know where to like play from on A when they're coming up
Like should I play drop or push
I can play it all
What's the best angle on A like you think it's drop or back side to hold the side
Like where should you fight with a rifle?
The whole back side?
The player takes it.
I think if there's no smoke and you're on site, maybe like kinda here,
it just depends on how much utility you use early round.
Like the more utility you use early round, you can play a little bit closer and then back up, but...
There's only back side, I guess there's no options really either.
Yeah.
I'm throwing my blind again.
Two outside A.
Three, three, I can't fight.
Nice.
Oh my god, I almost lived!
I'm gonna do something legendary how did I win that fight coming up to
Nice up inside one
What's he doing there just banished teammate one tree once undone
They broke break will know they're not fully invested. We have a turret on the whole thing sir. Yeah, what is it?
Yeah, you guys are good like this
They might do the dragon ranger gaming TP.
Karak, be really careful.
They're the 21 monks.
That's fine.
We could just KGL if you really want.
Yeah, I'm gonna KGL.
I walk C actually.
Yeah, walk C.
the top spike it's all for a lurker or someone riding it was both I heard them
both run blink
30 seconds left spike planted they dropped water there's one close water
DS I'm open that's what I left not my favorite ultimate is it I'm asking you
they're gonna go back site I guess you can do the one in the back off when they're
running off see what oh he's canceling it to your left to your left breaks 120
chamber
what's happening stick that thing
Yeah, he has to kill it, he has to kill this guy that he's being killed.
I don't know what the point of both of these games is that the game should be outside fighting.
I was sitting in the screen last week and I was like, not really sure here.
This is low elo, this is like, there might be like three ascendants in this game.
Yeah, I also feel like the lobbies are way better at night probably, right?
Yeah, we're still a bit early. We're still a bit early to the good times
It's quiet I watch your C
One of today
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Oh yeah, I'm so mad.
One on the right, one on the right.
Nice.
One missing.
You should push this guy.
Yeah, let's push him.
Healing.
Fuck.
One's lost.
Yo!
Okay.
Did you miss the body?
He did more than just miss the body.
What did he do?
I think he's lost his marbles.
That's what I think.
Fuck!
I lost the fight dude.
All these runs we've lost in this game are bad.
Oh no.
I've lost the fight as well.
I don't know.
I think if you want better lobbies,
you gotta play more illy than Texas.
Like Texas lobbies are really bad nowadays.
Why is that?
I don't know.
Just there's been like a ranked shift
where like all the good ratings only play Illinois.
3A, 3A, 3A.
Oh.
and three two and then one on the other side
I mean we'll take one
we'll actually take what we can get
holy crap nerf shotguns
someone fight it with me now we're gonna take this space
I think you should smoke it
I can go fulking and insta-vul and I think we win
That's fine. I only have one blind phone. I'm gonna blind the left you guys are fighting. I'll break over inside
Same smoke you've been doing yeah
Maybe maybe he's at the top of house business. I don't know it's the boning
Oh
Yo, what are these flashes are insane they fried us my jack out of just dash for fun
To one side, I mean it's not too safe right now yet, but I guess we're still playing
I
For by the way
Yeah, you shouldn't dash up because we have no one else to see it with you like I'm gonna die if it's just me
You're kind of just gonna die. I just started your side. I just can't get blown as well, but I did fall in for
Or I mean, we can do the same thing
We just have to just if we just play close together and just like aim to where they swing and up, you know
I think I think you got I think you guys should do the same thing but close should help
No, we're saving our mind. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna just this round. I go towards seeing gamble
Our team has mics and they're typing in the chat, what are we doing?
I'm tight. I'm gonna play back see
You have to break the util towards you smoke see when you come pop your pop your boy
Close on you ready
I'm blinded
He's in the Molly in the Molly cooking
Backside two
I mean it was a good effort. Oh, wow. Yeah, there's not much to be done there
last round before the switch we watch SRB and maybe last month right now yeah I'll just
leave this game and just go watch that okay so fight or no no fight um I don't know jet
and club what do you guys want to do I think club go fight with them and I'm gonna vote
again I think you guys go up together now Michael because my vote is getting four so
I feel you guys should win it I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a double blind on this right
We're gonna take this.
Fight the shit.
Oh, 80 on two.
80 for survive.
They're both there.
I got to use that.
I didn't even know where it was.
We should win.
I think we win that fight though, no?
Yeah, no, it was good.
I double blinded them.
i just i got shot through the smoke and died
that was not common in chat i think i should
break wall open ah yes yes yes oh he's on the right
he's still on the right i'm not like the verbal side
deep right yeah one enemy remaining
that could be in tree he's looking broken so he could be in he could have been
in tree anywhere he's there for me
Hopefully that's not a bad turret, cause they could walk into it, yeah.
Alright, five I mean, you know what? It's not bad I guess.
It's not bad.
You think you're cross here? Nah, I've owned five, I think.
Allies blinded one, enemies blinded four.
Yeah, I think we should win that fight. I think we got lucky.
I'm gonna go fancy now. I think I'm with Englishman. I think I'm spraying too much.
I need to calm aim for the Vembo, but I mean I could just try to aim calm I guess.
Alright, Jett. What are we doing?
I don't know.
Four of them trying to, I don't want to keep trying to Vembo, fuck it.
Alright, I suppose I'm throwing a blind around this wall here, I suppose.
Babe.
I'm opening the door.
Two posts, two posts.
Nice.
One more here Max.
I'm gonna get blinded.
Careful.
Could be main.
I'm holding a drop soon, I'm smoking.
Low key, I saw him saying it the other day, but I think I got to agree with him, but he thinks Peek-Off Me gets fucked.
Up-Down is the way, always.
Like when you do Peek-Off Me, people are just so aware of it, you know?
It's like easy to break that.
Yeah, it usually Peek-Off Me's better if it's in spots that are impossible for him to look both at the same time.
Or if it's a shorter field of vision, you know?
Yeah.
Everyone wait a second, don't just insta-go.
I look towards C, can I do anything?
Okay, I'm gonna blind her in this corner.
Okay, I'm posted on site, open the door.
I'm gonna dog through actually, make sure I don't get shot through this element's smoke.
Where's the B? One's on B.
Bid him, bid him.
One's on one.
One's C, one B, one.
He's gonna be through on site.
I'm going to go stairs, he could try this, I'm grabbing the sword, aww, I have your stairs,
I'm going to fight spawn, lowkey let's fight spawn, come, let's go spawn to B, let's drop
be an entry with the bucket and then one that's it we just trade this killer you
want to flash corner now I have no blind no blinds blinded 10 let's go be
reloading reloading which could be a shotgun guy from link like usually
that's where you would play so be close left
could be a careful I'm gonna blind it nothing in there it's not it's not we're
Should I ult her now?
No no no, I got no.
There's two going to be here.
Nice.
One more there.
Back enough.
I got one.
Watch out Link.
Oh, he's out in the open.
Hey Link.
65, 65.
Thank you.
Nice.
She's in the open by Jets licking the walls.
Fuck.
I guess I should have been in charge of it.
No, it was fine because our jet was main he was like literally licking the wall
I gotta come in I think it's coming. I don't know. We did after
He was literally staring here licking the wall. Yeah, I saw him. I was like, what's going on?
Okay, fate is a race is a moments be chamber see chambers getting this early. I'm gonna try to hold on
Are we forcing?
Well, where you been no watch parties. I'm watching every weekend. Okay, watch it from B
I'm gonna hold this guy
Could be out. I'm holding here and then fade also
You could if we see him you could I saw him if it gets greedy, but
Free a
I'm gonna water okay, okay one more here. I'm gonna blind back site
Oh
Yeah, there's one here one missing wait for your kj just talk back so I'd not peak other ones other one CT we have
On site pushing water may push the water triple triple
Oh
Damn we lost this bro, that's such an hour is this we did unfortunately
No, no, no won't won't calm down you did that's the arcade right here
You should a hundred percent on that you got excited it's kind of for
You're a madman Rex, you are.
He was like fast push or close, so, by bad though.
Two of us can't buy, I don't know if you guys want to light buy deagles and just save for next week.
Or if you can, just make sure you full buy next run.
I'm going to challenge the C guy with my shield.
Do you want to blind or no?
I'll swing at the other guy.
my chambers chambers a come see it's just gonna be almond I've no dog I'm
gonna blind oh fuck I'm gonna be good I'm bring them whoa pillar
I'm a flashback in a while I used to just talk the whole round he's playing
Retake fully fuck the entire round just sat there. Where's our team?
All right, Jeff from now on you're you're gonna be best friends with me. You're just gonna stay with me every round
No lurking
Let's go see bro. It was like we're low-key getting up
Yeah, that's fine. Let him be stairs then. I don't care
Also cool if you can just say it out loud, bro. You got a mic
Maggie thank you for the 3 hours condo eggs thingy for the three
Chewie with the fun
I'm gonna blind this corner. I'm gonna dog sit 11. Thank you
Okay, I'm dog
I
I don't see him.
I got close man.
Nice.
One's water.
I have no more blinds.
My blinds in.
I'll be flooding there.
I find it super safe.
Let's close by and pull back a little.
Coming up water.
Already out back off.
Oh he's peeking me.
How to live Rex
Full-stamp through a death smoke like he
Four bullets to my body like I'm gonna go ahead and say this guy's not here. I'm down
Like fuck that man. There's been so many hackers. I'm down to just accuse him right there. I
Feel like I get
sell my soul for the steam for sky and i'm from lowkey can't do much
yeah it's fine i mean
support our team
i don't know
the odds were talking against us
yeah we have no teammates comment i can't do it don't ask me for you so i'm kind of just guessing
yeah i mean that should have worked i think we should still go see it i feel like we're taking
this right we just lost the post
i'm sure you should hold team with boss
i'm baiting everybody i will be playing these rounds
okay you want to play let's play
nothing peaking
You're gonna get your kid, you know, yeah, I'll just use your clothes. I'm putting water. It could be say
Water playing off. He's still spamming
flooding flooding flooding flooding
Close up. The Omen paranoia has brought me like every single time
I think this game is shocked
Strong to tell the Omen paranoia has legit gotten me every single round. It's actually crazy
I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but I've been Omen paranoia ten out of ten times
Yeah, I've been dogging and I'm still first dead after the dog expires everyone's like second
I don't really know what I should be doing different
She just spread out it's just putting out I actually tried that
Yeah
Let's go. It's a hard game, bro.
Can we win this? Maybe?
Brain is on B.
Probably Almond soloist there.
Braze for you chamber.
I have blood.
Keep going.
go back go back go back
good bookier
hmmmm
we have kj all for post lowkey is plant for mount? do we have time for that?
nothing we do
i'm just going to plant safe bro but you have kj all for post
maybe you should just like
oh popper kj all right away popper kj all right away that's all plant for mount
pop it pop it
and then i'll just plant for the end
They might walk up, get ready.
I'm just hiding.
Can you still have a woman paranoia?
Okay, you can do it.
Kind of from out.
They do have a line, or a smoke rather.
Your teammate's completely off.
Could TP and stick it.
I'm on it.
No charge.
On your left.
Oh my god. Oh my god, we won.
Never mind.
Oh, okay.
Yes, we won.
Is that a bad present on one small...
fuck I think he should have taken
I don't know actually it wasn't a bad
Terry I'll be honest bro this is like a
really low e-lobby like it's just no
when twitch chat is gonna play it
better than that then you know it's that
I actually think it would be a random
chatter in the chat I think that person
we better than half our team
Garret I like those odd
I don't even know his jet thing right
I know I was just fucked whatever fuck it fuck it let's just run out of there all right
Don't want to blind for y'all with your maid
My he's on site you're sorry he's on site
All right, you can make me a club. I'm down I get it
And that's the end
Four
Close you're a big baiter you're a big baiter I see you baiting me
No, this is not a little mouth no, it's not a laughing matter
matter. You were scared. My team is scared. Oh, what? They're scared to entry. I don't
even know. I'm like, I'm like simple. He dropped one. Uh, cool. Thank you. If you raise
Yo, play another one.
I think we were destined to lose this game.
Yeah, we could have won, but I don't know. I have no clue. I'm not gonna think about it. It's just gonna make me ghost.
We gotta, we gotta kill Ellie. We have to kill Ellie.
We gotta try.
Ellie is the method.
He wins this, Loki.
low key. I walked out ahead of no. Maybe. What? Wow. What? Is that fucking far? Wait.
Was the, was the Omen not rotated or what happened? I don't get it. No he went, he was
the guy that flanked and he went all the way back just. Oh. He did that. That's pretty good.
I'm done
Tough tough game tough game, bro. Can't even lie
In sec and change this as well to two ascended threes and our clove is an alt and their reign as an alt
awesome
I know their alts. Oh, yeah, these are random names the name
Yeah, like I don't even know what these names are. I think the rain is hacking. I'm gonna go ahead and accuse him right now
Down I'm a report and fuck it. He's been me through a smoke one time. I'm reporting him for hacking
Yeah, I got outfragged by the dick
I mean dude those two of those guys names like
Either they're sniping or cheating. I'm gonna go ahead and just fuck it and then
Yeah, I mean at that point in GD. What can you do?
I think I'm just gonna play way late every time on that map and then every the map I can play cipher and enjoy my life
Yeah, okay
Saw a good dude. I'm glad I'm glad I have the most first bloods though. At least I'm putting in work
At least someone's entering not me. Yeah, did I have the most first bloods?
I mean, I must have the first debts to I did first everything. Yeah
With those names typing for sure, yeah, we're just playing without delay fuck it
What's a taric even do that game? I don't know if you guys were watching the same game that I'm playing
But you guys are just rage baiting. It's fine
I want to keep that to the remove that's to what the fuck is that
I'm going to put you on a minute.
Let's go.
Oh.
I'm not going to lie, I'll be locked up at the same time.
I'm sorry.
Okay, you are mad at the time you have for a day.
No, I guess it's me.
My character is off meta.
Oh my God, it's Dazzner.
It's like dog.
Dog.
Like I don't need your negativity in here, bro.
Your rage baiting ass, bro.
Honestly, bro.
bro bro i'm sorry but you're annoying like i'm being a dick now i'm gonna be a dick i'm gonna
stop myself but bro you're being annoying you're here every day you're being annoying i need you
you to stop. I hate you. Fuck. I shouldn't be sorry. The reason I'm sorry is because
I feel like I could really hurt someone's feelings, but maybe I'm like overestimating
my but I really I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings because I wait.
I feel bad cuz he's being annoying I need to tell him so I have to do it I
Feel bad cuz
I'm being mean and I don't want to be mean but he's forcing me to
So I am sorry, but I shouldn't be
Cuz he's being a dick first
Honestly, you're being a dick first. I have a right to be a dick. That's what should my mentality should be if you're being a dick
I'm gonna be a dick back. I'm not sorry. Fuck your ass
I
Was that
So I'm glad they waited till my aggression graduation for college to make the changes so I get a job
It's the same day it fucking comes out
We're down there, bro, you're gonna smoke doors doors. Yeah
I'm manifesting a one-shot I
So it's low. He's 55 and you happen to smoke right side
They don't tunnel tunnel tunnel. Oh, there's no clothes. I'll hop off tunnel tunnel
What a shorty girl what the fuck? I'm gonna play bottom. You guys got that
You guys know you're so gunman. I should super low
one enemy remaining
Thanks
Who would have thought I manifested it. Let's go. No, we have no soba. No viper. Oh, yeah
We have
2012 comp before Valoran even came out the fuck is this?
Sorry, we could win our save the world. Sometimes fucking give it comps and win
Yeah, it's a camp purposely not covering. Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh
Oh, wait, I'm on the wrong screen. That's why I'm gonna do the Shopify rebellion
here. I'm gonna pick one though anyway. Not picking B.
I'm just gonna hope. I'm gonna be split. Maybe we're already being in. Just hit the
bottom chipper. I was one B player. Brandon club. Go up and we'll split.
I'm gonna look right now. I'm looking right. I'm looking right. I'm gonna case the left
when we go out. Okay, I'm gonna catch you. I'm looking right. I'm looking there. I have
right peak. I'm scaling them guys. I'm just walking out. I'm pretty sure I heard them
ladder. Good. Get back set, maybe. Never cleared it. One more tunnel. One is good. Holding
this. Yeah. One minute. Fade was mid. Fade was mid. Dead. Okay. Oh my gosh. I don't have
play sky anymore. Let's go.
I got it. They have no blinds, so the foul laws are going to be amazing. Yeah, I'm holding
in. Yeah, you're shooting me up. I'm done. What? Why?
What? I think we just keep doing this. Phantom paint. Like it was like in a video game. Yeah,
like you see those videos are like character falls down a mountain in roblox and they start
yelling in real life. I don't know. I've never heard that
term until today. It won't wait a day. Hold it for a sec.
Yeah, he won't wait. Damn, he's not breaking your camera.
I mean, I'm in ice with Topman. Nice. They smoked off. Topman
on the left. I'm gonna go back. Nice. I'm living. I'm living.
You could push the beast. Yeah. I got bomb. Maybe. It just
I
Swag when you come back Miller I time at time at timing sweet holding holding right holding right nice
All right, it's big big big I'm gonna hold doors after don't slow down, please. I'm good timing. We're gonna let him out
Sorry, it's fine. I'm fine. I'm gonna let him out. Let him out completely after
I just timing their soba
Oh my god
Do you try to trip B every round since we have a couple trips or what do you want?
Oh I don't know I mean I haven't really been tripping B I've been camming elbow I mean
Shipper even feels fine
No, I think I was losing my voice, but no, I'm okay
I'm a little demoralized for these games. Honestly, I think I'm over the middle. Let's win again. Maybe I'll feel better
Nothing walking down mid one left side top mid. Oh, dad
We can we can we can't be split there's only one max
Oh my god whipping holy fuck with yeah well hopefully he's not back to it
fuck
how did you die to the joint
Oh man, let me try something.
Is that you guys mid?
I whiffed after my whiffed.
I have no snacks.
I heard you say how's that to the judge.
What happened?
I fucking whiffed up a storm. Sorry, I snuck away.
I whiffed up a fucking storm.
You're wondering what happened to the judge?
Thank you.
I have no snacks.
I'm getting a phantom.
It's not for the phantom. I whiffed too much.
Be careful if they do the paper X.
Honestly, I'm gonna attack off because we're playing slow and I like that.
That's fine.
I think he's one man killed on my nest.
The jet's top mid is 1g and 1an1 dead.
Fade his tunnel.
Wait they stacked B side.
They're going to end up.
You should go double door close so I can lurk out tunnel here.
Well I got a ground bomb.
I'm not filming me at the job.
You got it, pig.
There's one more towards yellow.
He's out in the car.
It's both one of you, both one of you.
They're both in the car.
I have the exit of the door.
I have a small.
I have one.
I'm gonna watch out.
I mean, that's bad.
They're both there.
I saw my door.
I fell. Holy fuck, I got it all.
I'm out yellow
Fade yellow yellow yellow
Yonder what?
Okay, my god chamber, bro. I don't know what that guy's movement is why I don't even know what that is
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Sam, stop talking to me.
Sam, stop it, bro. I should not get into your head, too.
I'm I'm one. Don't worry, bro. It's playing over my head right now.
Are you not streaming right now? No, I'm not even live.
Oh, it's talking to you through my chat. I see.
I'm just happy to be here. Let's go.
made out of his full passion to
be
the
No matter, let's do it together.
Can we do it together?
Don't call me.
Okay.
I'm going to.
Just bait me.
I don't know.
Just hope he's not here.
He's mid.
Oh, our red is greedy.
I'm 2-3.
I want it.
Give me it.
Nice.
Guys, I want you to find one streamer on Valorant right now that looks like they're
having a good time playing.
Just find them and show me their stream and you can watch them.
Because no joke the other day, I was stream hopping.
I went through five, six, seven, eight streams.
Man, we got the Illinois good every single army guys could be depressed
And I'm not even trying to be like a negative Nancy about it, but I'm pretty sure this game
Gives us depression
Same people anyone that's having fun must be five-stocking that's the only way to have fun five-stock
Hey
One must.
What?
Our bride must go.
He's pushing down on me.
They're smoking. They're smoking. They're smoking.
They're going to push the elbow, I guess.
He's just jumping in their spawn by the way.
He has a gun.
40 on Jett.
Fucking Thanos.
What's going on?
Oh, they're going for them.
I should've done that buddy. Yeah, yes, shield.
Aspire's in two seconds.
It's gone.
Two billion gifted.
What? Where's the other guy?
One of my faves, one of my faves. She wasn't in...
I don't know where she is, huh?
Where is that guy going?
They're both flanked, huh?
Yes.
We still walking there, don't we?
You can win it
Three
I like that quick scope though. I actually thought that was good. It was close, right? Yeah
He's scared of me no honestly bro the first shorty bullet I've shot fucks me
Okay, it's fine
Fuck! My mental's broken now and I'm doing good.
You wanna help or not?
Oh please, let's not have it like last week.
Should we just hit a fucking head?
Four or one head or some shit?
Yo, if we lose this rush, our team morale is down.
Let's four one and eight.
I think we go B only because the fates playing doors of the judge.
I'm not trying to go into that right now.
I'm not gonna lie, they have no stall.
They have central wall.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, they're contacting the corner.
They contact here.
They don't peek it and then we go together.
You know, I'm gonna break their mid.
Wait, we don't have any.
I can smoke the entrance.
On top mid.
On the left.
that's when I said maybe no one on site that's cool but that thing cuz oh
play quickly
what
What are you doing before?
I'm sorry I can't help
I'm so good
Don't use that so I got us we can do that again. I think Tom. I'll be you got to sacrifice your life there for the bomb plant
No cap
Again chamber your trip is too low on the stairs, so they just walk right past it
Yeah, I can
Wait, it's chamber up
Yeah, but like oh, yeah, so you're changing your chamber up this round. Yeah
Or you can still off you can just double off. Yeah
I'm holding the one way
Well, these guys don't peak be at all. Yeah, they don't do a
Like I got something people walk out here that can that came to us or no, no, I can just see here
Yeah
You're gonna get around
My teammate tried to comment but stutter
There's only one bad deal
Yes, yes
Our teammate tried to comment and then stuttered and then gave up the judge
No, our team is like he stuttered like he couldn't speak like he had a judge
You wanted to say you had a judge that way. Yeah, he just wanted to say that the guy was peeking next
That all right, I'm about to go fast here. He's running it down your trip is bad by the way
Well, it's me
One not I think I went too fast
No, man, we're about a six six is half bro. Why is there three there now? Yeah, so we go back to walking around glitch
Just judge close right
Yeah, no initiator stuff
should we just kill him with sniping and go on with our day I'm down double swing the
judge is crazy now I don't know he was walking up the door that one round back no I know and
then he plays here and then he plays mid-door and then he plays like I don't think he's
sniping because that one round where he's like back to me but let's do let's go back
to our walk in our own glitch yeah if you guys get a kill all the body I look like fighting
for him in but they might they could one way and then they doggie and sometimes I'll walk
through I'm gonna see before the nerve yeah up to you guys so I'll break their
please
could be elbow I guess he's peeking doors now maybe flash that angle there's a
judge and an ice so there's two here oh my gosh you should just go away you should just go away
one top mid there's only one on a there's only one on a for sure there's one here and there's two b
it's so good yeah it's just so bonnet you got it from close
could be playing down with that that's what it is spike down a
We're both here
Show me your favorite email haven't been in here for a while, but I think you have changed
Until somebody gets a kill so I can use my over now. I don't know just work them out and get a kill. I'll use my all
Is an A mark alive? Honestly I got no clue.
Nothing crossed, left side top mid.
I can't. There's no one nest.
They pushed their B.
Maybe. I heard one on the closer right emo.
Can I peek it?
You can, just be careful.
Pretty sure he's right.
Wait, wait, I'm timing, wait.
130 back side.
130, 130, so 130.
130 oh my god, I thought I had time and what I didn't
Bro, I'm pretty sure we lost out the half from that
Maybe not we take six wow they broke us and really broke I jokingly said they broke us, but they actually did
It's just like last game, bro. We literally lost every round after we won five in a row
Uh, they should have got that op-on line and then they could go for glitch.
Yeah.
There ain't nothing to get them off the ground.
You guys are both playing towards me?
Uh, I mean, if you want me, I can, I mean, I know, I mean, it really shouldn't be...
I mean, it's fun.
It's more like we have no sova, so we're gonna have to get info somewhere.
Like, I can can be and keep the cam up.
We stack A side, but...
Weird looking CS.
The hard brother.
You don't even know how to mid, man.
I
Just peeked me and throw
permission
It's in a baby. Thank you for the tub. They're the prime
It's quiet
Mid true
Yeah, that's the second. Hold me here, man.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
50.
50 on mid. It's a fake. I'm lucky they're probably out there.
I'm letting them. I'm letting them. I'll be out. One's out there for sure.
Go, go, go, go, speaking.
I'm calling them.
Two apple, two peeking peek.
I don't know that's here once
last player standing oh my god I don't fucking know this game is too difficult
you know it just next to difficult we just we we lost a pic once we need a
This is just
Six
Oh seven in a row, it's okay. It's okay. We got this though. I think we'll win I think we need our swagger back
Well, it's very quiet here
They're for sure waiting for something
I don't know what's happening. There's waiting. This is interesting. They're doing the waiting glitch
Once this type B man
it's just a drone it's on me they're gonna go out below for you I don't know I
don't see anything watch out drone saw me on a I'm gonna be nothing but I can't
They spoke to you, double-storch.
No!
One time nice though, one time.
Did you back side?
I think we're out.
Still at the end.
Everyone died last.
This guy still wasn't a judge, man.
Yeah, that's sick.
100 100
Three of them are one HP
We're against quality apparently maybe that's why they're sweating. I
Think the game is so used to me dropping 30 on me on every game that like my
Like my matchmaking is not gonna be adjusted for a bit
I actually had Cypher. I can't do what the game wants me to do.
Oh, it is Qualanube. It is Qualanube. Okay, he's IGL. Okay, it's Qualanube for their IGL, and so they're sweating.
So now we have to wait. I'll try extra hard to win.
Now my Reina is gonna kill 30 this round.
He made two.
Well, I got mine. You're gonna go for that gun. There's one more.
Yeah, they're trying to work mid right now.
Two would be dead.
One more, Johnny.
two there two there I think it's both I think it's both they've out one
unknown yeah try to play safe here guys hello our code is stuck
I'm posted on mid gap don't do it Tom don't do it what oh yeah is it
I think he's back to the main.
He's back to the main.
I'm holding, I'm holding, I'm holding.
He's going for kills.
Oh.
I'm going to contain him when you guys, uh, when you should hold mid.
I'll pick up mid.
Oh, thank god.
I see what's going on around by the way.
Oh my gosh, we got around on the board.
The other enemies are like extra motivated because they're playing versus me and you, you know?
Yeah.
They want to take us down bad.
well why do you think us both of us it's just you it's just you well trust me
they want to beat you to it don't worry you think people get happy beating me
yes hundred percent we're like the villains of the community bro yeah we
we're the villains bro both of us the flushes so let's go dude villains all
a day they're coming in maybe I have the wrong read every time I think it's real my
shirts are down they fake on the back side back side I got full-voltable peaking
green it's your nice nice nice almost here we're coming one back side one
Yeah, let's go this bitch.
Ova planted.
Could be bricks.
Walking up.
One maybe two back site.
Yeah, they're playing slow.
Loki is there at lurk?
I know.
There's two back sites.
Silverjack, missing fade.
How much you close?
All three back site.
All three.
No.
No, they're fading shock on every round by the way every single round
That's how it always is. Honestly, it's so awkward here
Cuz like if you want to walk up here, you can get shot from here. You want to clear
I mean, honestly, I worked out there's no one there like we try
We should save and get ops. I guess I don't know
We fight me. Can we dark?
I'm gonna swing the doors
It's fine okay everyone had a prayer here
See if this way my soul bro
Don't in game talking a man. It's you and me. Okay. Nice. I'm dead by the way
One minute or no
Yeah, he's on me
70
I was waiting for me you heard me running across I tried to like yeah, I don't know. I guess I tried to do so much
Yeah, I ran too much
I mean how can I activate you?
I got to the round before and I killed I saw no, I'm talking about this
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm activated to turn away. Yeah, I'm gonna go bet. I'm I'm locked locked. I'm gonna walk down mid
Cuz I feel like I'm just gonna
No key though, if I guess I bolted like I'm sorry
I'm gonna go elbow into this fight. I should go problem some fights, bro
You two
Yes
Right, son. He's on the left. I'll both side
Here's a judge indubitably
They're gonna get tilted as fuck because he's still playing with the judge eventually they're gonna get tilted if we start winning
But they're gonna eventually start to blame them cuz he's the easy guy to point out
That's the first guy you blame when you're losing so if we just
Yes, we need to win this round and they're gonna start to like turn on the fade and we're gonna win because they're tilted
Yeah, you might not trust here I'm going back on
Shield bro
I
Just watch out
I mean
How can we win the game if it's impossible to win
All right, I don't I don't want to listen now the idea was to break their mental but my mental is great
There's no way you guys can die that fast.
Should I play a safe?
I'm gonna play a safe.
Just don't play a safe.
I need to play a safe.
Cause I feel like I'm just like a non-facto.
Yeah, play opposite of me.
They don't know what we're doing.
We gotta be on opposite sides.
Apparently.
What the fuck?
Like you said you were locked right now.
I need locked right now.
All day.
Do I want to do that?
Absolutely not.
Will I sell my soul for it?
I'll try my best, bro.
What is your plan?
We just sit down.
Good idea brother. 26 miles PCHE invincible thing for the six
We lost a
Wasn't ready for the round
Honestly, at least I got a chance to set a whole disabled wall.
I feel a little better.
It's just impossible.
That's right.
Guys, I mean, I don't know what to tell y'all.
That's not nice.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't even know what we got to run out of today.
I hate you.
This guy just, did he just get dashed here and then rocked the smoke here?
Yeah, I did.
You know what the problem is?
The problem is that I think they don't care and low-key, like, it's worth it.
They don't care and they have fucking plot things to shoot, bro.
We have no soba, no viper.
I guess there's, there's also a shoe that's just running out.
There's nothing to worry about.
No, we can't.
No, what am I going to shoot?
I'm going to blind out the arrow.
Come on, man.
Also, we have to shoot 10 things, so it's a double draw.
Double draw.
High.
Well, I'm telling you, I don't hear anything.
I'm 10 iso.
Happens bro happens. What happens to me?
Once is the next we got the MEP
They didn't judge
The fuck is that on my screen
No, how much help does this guy have roll 144
Nice try guys. Oh my gosh, bro. It's actually fuck chat. We have zero you took a good shoot
Bro, they have my they have they have extra you till we have no you tell shoot
You have double in the shooter. We don't have a trade. Can we like a tradition make that like after everyone locks like a team could trade
Oh my god
Like our team is eighth ninth and tenth on the leaderboard true. You're not wrong
You're not wrong. We can call it. I got more. Yeah, we were up 6-0 that game as well
Glad I have more first bloods in our arena. That makes me feel good
I mean, I have to as well and he has role like I don't understand
Hey, he's first death every round you think you'd win one of them. I'm going I'm the S. Locking Phoenix. Fuck it
Think I should just go to the to Cancun and tell a lot they buff cypher
Is anyone having fun playing Valor that's the question we need to figure out here
if they have fun. I've also won games and not have fun. Someone must be having fun.
We got to figure out who the fuck it is and start playing with them. Definitely not anyone
that plays Valorant. Oh my. Why is the thing not fun though? Because we're losing. But
why are we losing? Well, the reason we're losing is because there's too many things
stacked up against us. I know people won't believe me, but there's hackers, there's stream
They don't understand it, they don't get it.
There's fucking people in my lobbies that bought their accounts.
There's legit too many variables to possibly like out, like even if we play well, we would
have to play too well.
We would have to be the best players like in the world.
And at that point we should be pros.
If only there was like a city, but like of all pros, like we could call it like pro city
and it would be just like all the.
That was a weird trade, that was a weird trade.
That was a weird trade.
Oh God.
Did you bring back ProCity?
Oh, it's wrong.
Bringing back ProCity is like a two week.
That's foul.
Like a two week micro period, bro.
It just, it comes for two weeks and then it goes.
The thing is, bro, I don't,
you know what I don't like about ProCity
is that I feel required to be the one to play.
I don't care if we win or lose.
I'm telling you guys right now.
Yo, we're gonna win bro. I recognize that voice. I'm sub 30 months, bro
Look at me. We're playing with 30 months subs
No, no, no, no, no, I just finished a game I'm number 80 right now
I don't you're not gonna go to them number 80. I'm 16 years old. I'm the I'm 40 milligrams of Adderall
I'm what you need, bro
This is how the youngest 16-year-old baller player who plays jet.
I found the answer!
I found it!
This little 16-year-old cracked out of his mind what Adderall is going to tell you.
We need more drugs.
We need drugs.
We hit a max win here, if that's not enough, enjoy it.
That's what you say.
It's a max win here.
We actually had no sova.
What are you talking about?
We had no sova.
We have a no-com, comes off waylay third lock.
Wayley wayley wayley. He can't hear us bro. He's
Bro, someone should make a fucking mini short film out of these games that I'm playing
It's my rake up to radiant first time ever
I'm up and coming
Coming, coming, no, we need to go up and leave.
I have to leave, but what are we going to do about this other, I mean, whatever, just play.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what I do to these teams in the, in these ranked levels.
Let me see you, I'm watching you, I'm watching you in this game.
I, I changed the game, bro.
If you drop any less than 14 kills, there's this place, this place, this place.
Please watch this close.
He's going to have eight kills.
I'll see you, I'll see you.
Run down garage, run down garage.
One garage.
She's too sad, too sad.
Nice turn.
I mean, brother.
I didn't all I was going to install was not enough
So you're telling me our way they doesn't have comps. What does that mean? He doesn't have comp
Let's try bro, let's try
I'm glad there's no sova by the way the highest you know in the game. I'm glad. No, we don't need initiators
I mean, I genuinely think that you can win with any comp
but I mean I mean last game to be fair our teammates were normal I'll say it we
actually have normal teammates last game we just lost sometimes you want like the
non-normal windows over the normal mortals I got I want the like the weird
guys I want the weird guy walking walking you know the guys
Oh, he said he doesn't want to talk or listen.
One more?
One more grass on the window.
We're against quality of the game.
Oh, god.
It's looking for him through.
They're playing.
How do you know that?
Are you screaming?
One more second.
Spike down, beat.
You got bomb desktop.
Yeah, he is.
Wait, who's on this team?
KJ, I know.
Hold on.
Could be up A.
No, he just mollied.
He just mollied garage.
Front B.
What are we playing?
You're ch- No!
Good damage guys.
Nice try though. That's not a bad eco where I'm from.
Yo yo yo yo.
Well enough of this bro.
Whaley's not part of this squad.
I'm just asking him why.
A squad is for people for a reason bro.
This squad is different. We don't need Whaley.
Yeah, I mean it doesn't matter you're dropping 30 this game. You said so. No, I'm actually not but I'm here for the visor
Well, we're playing versus moves. He wants to beat me so bad. He might even trims like to beat me
I'm not kidding. So chill chill chill. Okay, okay
Can you turn the window to grow?
What can be wrong moves legit has it out for me ever since I believe it
Okay, that's fine. He's doing tricks on that shit. There's a lot about saw me flank just careful
I have to read them I have to read them after read them and just take the with assets like throw the game
Let's go
Could be in garage. You don't know
Second
Okay
And in a once in a
What?
Sure, you're running short. Yeah triple fling. He's running up for answer. I'm not gonna triple play
I got a purchase for you guys. I'm rad moves back hold on
Well, he didn't come up there, he did come up B, so he definitely came up the hay.
How?
You know what?
If I lose all my games today, the Lakers will win tonight.
Maybe that's like the balance.
You have to sacrifice?
Maybe.
If Austin Reeves plays like he did last game, I'm going to play for Game 3 instead.
I don't know if I can buy you here, uncle.
Wait, I can make it after that.
I'm not sure where to go.
Thank you.
why is it who did stop fucking cussing about my bath with us and then up
bro clothing you drop 30 I'm gonna be so happy
no I stopped it I think it's fine it's fine it's fine yeah I'm not gonna leave
sims can anchor no no like so much garage my trip garage
well there's another snuff we're good it's not garage window playing back oh
oh sorry wait I'll get it watch this video they're out yeah I'm not in
garage okay bro I've been lurking I can't hold everything I'm trying I think
both those deaths are not even my fault for my gaping I've been like we've been
surprised as a team twice. He calmed it. So everybody for that look here now. I know
it was a good timing. He mullied it for me so that his teammate could walk after
he's instant broken but I mean I called it. I guess I should have said anything.
Who just called the FF? And that was actually me bro. It's all good.
Never again. You got one more chance. You have one more chance. If you do it bro,
It's on me. I'm gonna lock in chat. Don't talk to me. If you go zero seven zero one close
Bring up my KD. We're losing. I promise you hear me enough of this
Put a smile on your face act if you need to I haven't smiled since 2016 give a fuck
Locking bro, let's go. I like this guy. No joke. I actually like this guy to a
higher chamber
They like I like made they can go garage. Yeah
Yeah, I'll go open.
Okay.
Two from B, two from B.
Yeah, ulting in, I'm giving B.
They come to A-Lurk.
I can ult that body, you want it?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't even pick it up.
Garage, two-three.
I think they're going C.
Nice, Derek.
Come on.
Fucking pisses.
Come on, let's play.
Throw me a gun, throw me a gun.
Stay calm, stay calm right now.
Like crazy shit
I need you to win this game
Like Rossy bro taking over on these bitches
What's enough I can off
You can off I can do everything
Fucking win
So we're gonna go guys you want to play let's not say
Running it quick. I won't I won't look I want you move past that can
Call it come out come out
Sure, I'm sure I do
one should be out long one long one short one after that short short short
he's peeking close right to you close
no one talk to me I'm gonna hear your fucking voice right now nobody okay I'm
right now I don't know for this fucking moves bitch dude don't tell my son
also that's enough to work all right so we're playing a 65 what is happening
no no it's cuz she called me up at 2 in the morning last night playing well yeah
maybe we focus on so no we're gonna be alright alright that was the distraction
that's on the ground never again so I'm soaking window one more smoke this just
go when it all did
next minute to me I'll pick up your one see one could have made you one
I'll permit upper mid
I see you got right now you got
Mike can see now
Not moving
That's
Over here. Yeah, they might be going B
They just drop bomb. That's how they
No, I want you to move on bro. That's what I want. Let's go. We're good. He's fucking. No, no one in with the specter
We're here to win bro. That round doesn't matter anymore
Spike plant is okay
That guy's not string something. No, nobody clears that he doesn't get to take
Okay, okay, okay, that is not a good argument, but it's fine none of this matters
I
So kidding
Oh
That's right, bro. Wait a minute
Yo, where have you been playing separate
See I'm playing seeing you up. Can you play it? Can we swap things up?
Let me play towards the left.
Yeah.
Yeah, but except for a random cone.
Wait, what?
Let's play 1, 2, 2 here.
You wanna play, what do you want me to play?
Wait, sorry, why are they botting?
I can't, I just know it's duo.
Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I solved it.
They smoked, eh?
Jet crossed.
Nice.
There's a garage gap, garage gap.
Let me pick it up.
I smoked it.
KJ.
One meds bomb edge
You just chamber trip the flame
Could be up a careful
Grudge is clear
One flash
Watching one
He just like done he's on a he's on a
We just
Back and you guys been kept up here, please. Yo, yo, yo stop typing bro, and we automatically run
No, it's not about me. It's about you, bro. I don't get like tilted. I'm not like, I don't know how to explain it
I'm not weak-minded like you bro. You just got to stop typing. Why can't focus us
You're doing six on globe you said you're dropping 30
Eric this guy's telling me a
I don't know. I'm not
What is this rage me you got guys I'm going in just up in there's fun
I'd see anything
It's turret went down
I'm all saying just on it. We're not here you buddy
Let's see what we can do to one side.
I'll hit KG 30.
Okay, well.
I have a smoke.
I don't know who's rage baiting more right now you're twitch chat or this
close with that right now actually you are my what is it no what's happening
I'm broke am I getting raised twitch chat rage baiting me or is it close are
you twitch are you rage baiting that's our first we have triple school this
but we're we have a guy that goes two and six saying I'm a drop 30 telling me I'm
I'm not locked in, brother.
I'm doing the best I can.
They've walked down long, sometimes.
OK.
C long, three.
Look at this.
I just need to walk.
I'm putting C.
Nice.
Look at everyone.
Nice.
Oh my god.
could be alert could be alert watch out phoenix was there
we could walk out too i'd be gap
maybe they come back eh pick up v i'm away
to the link
it's quiet hi there
I think it's that garage. Nice. I have one flash. I'm late.
I know I'm from here. Yeah, go for it. In this one.
Okay. That's right, bro. Guys, we can do this. We can still do
this, guys. We can get a couple more rounds. Yo, I love that shit, man. How you do it?
Yeah
Nice that's a free chat more than Tarek. What do you want me to say, bro? I don't know what the fuck's going on right now
I don't know what's happening. I got this. It's fucking world war five out here
I'm gonna play flood with my old
done
I'm not peeking not peeking
It's too grass we heard him drop from the the box. They can walk up
You can walk up see I'm just giving it it looks like you yeah, I'm really I have the right side
I'm see one. He's hopping. Bomb grabs, bomb grabs. Bomb grabs. Hopping. He's out,
out. I'm looking at him. Hopper. There's a bomb. Three. Grudge. You can't just up.
Wow dude, I is it moves on chamber. I don't know
Nice yes
How about listening I think I just got guys
I go a just room
I'm gonna play a bloody on my old no you on rifle does
I got a pistol too.
What are you about?
What?
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You should be happy if I get it.
I mean, yeah, bro, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
I'll pick you.
I'm a trigger.
I'm walking garage.
C is clear.
This one too.
I'll pick you.
come on come on come on
I'll look back
let's go
there's a sloth
there's both for B both for B
you're like a snake
I
This one
Like I'm saying
That's right. Yeah, I like this opera
I'm just here switching side
I should have talked to that guy
My eyes are getting foggy
I can't see shit
Oh what do we do, Colve? UIGL is the victory bro
Okay, I think we walk the...
Let's do a timing flash
No, let's do a timing flash
Wait three seconds, you're feeding flash window pop
They're probably gonna walk up A and C because we have no soba
So but just just do as you can and then I will I might cage the cross a and can't see
Can you both? Yeah
Yeah, come possibly no come plus window watch right away or do I?
Really tragic this time
So it's gonna flash me
This one there, man.
He's a turd on A.
He's about to pop this.
Oh, he's about to pop this.
He's pop this.
There's a turret.
Ready?
Yes.
See you later, see you later, see you later.
I'll see you later, I'll see you later.
I'm reloading, I'm reloading.
He's smoking, he's smoking.
Good.
Okay, Tarek.
Looking close.
Tarek, carry the lane.
Great up.
Okay.
He's still up, he's still up.
Nice.
Come on, come on, come on.
Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me.
I did see that you're just cooking everybody
Take a lot I need a break from the undead back honestly
I think you would nerf neon
I mean, I'm still I'll be playing the game
I was just going to see.
Cypher, or even just all Sentinels are just so weak.
Are you lurking?
I'm going to go.
Where are we going?
Go, go see, go see.
I'm going like garage with the Deagle.
I'll swim for you guys.
They just smoked window.
I smoked window.
I'm going to camp mid.
One garage.
See, this one's going to be late.
One garage.
I'm late.
Hope is down mid, ping.
He's on site.
Spike down, see.
Oh my god, there's three there, what do you care?
No, no, no, no.
Nothing's left.
Oh my god, don't say anything or Wele has comms on.
I can buy Deagle.
He is.
I don't know, but maybe he just wanted to finally be like part of the party.
Did I see him?
I don't know.
Alright, we'll do a different strategy.
Hey Wele, what do you want to do?
I like that. That's a really good strategy, strategic level, you know, KJ is solo A by
the way, I'm pretty sure.
Up to you.
Down to you.
He's out of his tp range. Out of his tp range fighting.
I'm sure we can do this guys go like where they can you take sure and we go for like
for long or Cypher go like short we go for long either I'm not whatever you want me to
do bro yeah just you know just fully okay here
other story we don't know fast lung yeah you're gonna all get the 19 kills oh my gosh
I'll flash along in the corner and I'll flash so
I'm going to late short like you asked that's a short guy short guy
That's right, that's right.
One monkey.
It's a perfect flood.
I'm 2-2.
I had to buy Molly myself?
No, I didn't.
Oh my god!
It's hard. They have a floor there with the Phoenix wall, it's fucked.
I mean let's start net let's start that yeah
anything's gonna work it's gonna be mid here I think low key they're gonna play
anti flash mid this round I'm down sir his chambers walk down see twice you
could just walk up in Phoenix blind that long angle and try to kill him maybe
I'll flash it. No, no, flash me. She could flash.
Just fighting alone. Oh, no, no. I'm going to help us out a minute. I'm going to get
It's all over girl. Yeah, I'm going. Yeah, I'm going.
Yeah, we have to do it too.
Oh.
Last player standing.
What? Wow.
What the fuck happened?
You have a I'm done after this.
I can't do it. This is jail.
I can't. I actually can't.
I'm sorry, bro.
I can't do it.
This is the second game I do a rage play. I'll buy a rifle again. I think I'm gonna be doing a covax stream for the next six days
No, that's okay, bro. There's always more games to play. It's a hard game. It's all right. Play a half on bread. Don't play
Bro, that's how you can tell you haven't peaked high enough you lose game
No, no, no listen this game is bad
Wait, you're double my age, bro.
You're just grumpy. You're just grumpy.
You're double my age.
Grumpy? Why? I'm not double your...
How old are you?
I'm 21.
You're double.
Oh, you got five years on me.
I got some pictures.
I don't think I have pictures in there.
I don't know what you said you were gonna drop 30.
One down middle.
This guy's calling me 32.
I'm good.
One more from here.
One garage, one B.
One flash.
Who is 32 and plays Valorant?
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god.
Wait, who's 33? What?
Zombie right now, Phoenix. Zombie.
Yeah, that's right, bro.
It's all good, it's all good.
We'll win the next one, boys.
Aw, I'm gonna end with that.
That's great. That's great that I end with that as well.
Yo, I'm not kidding. The next month, I'm hitting two hours.
And if I don't look like what these guys are playing like in a month, they're all hacking.
I lost every game, bro.
bro I'm not gonna lie it's not even your fault I had zero first bloods how did I
have zero first bloods oh wait it's you had zero bloods wait I was just baiting the whole half I
think I was running in though no no I think it's cuz I was dying first yeah I
think I'm gonna I think oh my god I'm about to be playing with sap nap that's
where the elo I'm going to don't bring that name I'm gonna get chills no
He's waiting there, bro. He's waiting, you don't you understand?
I play with sapnap at like 10 in the morning and then he'll be like, ah, bro, see you later.
I leave the rest of my day. I go to bed. I wake up. He's still playing.
He's still playing the full 24 hours.
And he I'll log on for maybe. Oh, yo, yo, what's up, man?
that as nurse you can't win with dad's it's just he's no good.
No, I don't even want to hear from you right now.
I actually don't.
On the memory of your message for you, so it's like every game MVP.
Now we have a 13, 6, 19, 15, 10 and 20.
Nine and 19.
Honestly, I didn't think it was true, but now I think it's true, bro.
You might have been a neon judge one trick.
Fuck.
I still love you though.
I still love you.
My words.
I still love you by the time like next month comes around.
I'm going to show you a career of me dropping 30 every single game.
It's like reinvent yourself, bro.
Like what is this?
This isn't an edit.
We're almost the same rank.
No, no.
I like your energy.
No, no.
Over.
I like your energy, bro.
Honestly.
I respect you.
We are almost the same rate.
We are.
This is a hard game.
Honestly, our comp was low key shit, too. This is hard
We're not so who's winning if all of us are let me see your career set up
You're not winning either, bro, I'm not gonna lie. No no one here is winning. We are all the problem
But who's who is winning? We're not winning. He's winning not us
Yeah, we asked the question set up is anyone having fun playing this game
I'm playing in a tournament right now. Are you winning? Yeah?
Yeah, we won that we won the first
with the owner of the tournament you're like rigged
you guys you guys are legit you guys really do rigging
who is freddy fazbear what are you playing freddy fazbear was shooting bro don't sleep on him
louis sentient he probably was shooting better than you thank you for the prime
louis senteno or sento oh my god well terrick was saying he wants to play with you sapna
i can play with you after my best of three terrick you know i'm a busy guy i'm a busy guy
I can jot you down on the schedule, bro.
Alright, I'll talk to your people.
I don't know what I'll be doing.
Alright, I'll be...
Like, I'm probably...
You can play with us if you want.
I'm probably one loss away from going to CS.
I've lost five in a row, I think, or four.
I think I'm one game away from going to CS.
I lost five or four.
No, Dad, you'd be even worse in CS, right?
It'd be really bad for you there.
I could get face at level 10 in six months.
No, no, bro.
You would I honor I think you'd be placed like gold Nova or something like that ass
What I was gold Nova 2 and wingman like five years ago
You'd be like six thousand seven thousand like premier points
And this is better actually what I know I played CS and I use that one like sniper. That's like the auto-shoots
Okay
Person you are one trick that gun all day
I just wanna solo queue and say that's my luck, I'm gonna test my luck.
I'm gonna test my luck in a solo queue.
Yeah, you got it Barry.
I love you boys.
See you guys later.
Yeah.
I'm gonna take a piss, Chad.
Lock and jet for me.
All right, so.
you
I'm just fucking out of both.
Hey, I'm going to order food, bro.
It's time to order some food, dude.
Honestly, if this game is also not that fun, I might just switch to CS.
If this game is not that fun, I'll switch to CS.
What am I eating?
I don't know.
I'm about to order some food right now.
I had some chicken earlier.
I'm chicken and rice and now I don't know what I'm gonna eat
How long we've been live three hours, damn we lost four games in a row, man. No, this is a MVP curse for real, dude
If I'm the best player on our team, then it's a problem. Is that what this means?
Yeah, is it fun for me? What playing the game?
Not really. It's we're losing
I'm just I
Don't know
It's okay, I guess.
Should I go Iso or Jet?
I'll go Jet, fuck it.
Let's go.
Uh-oh.
Sorry, I lost the games.
It's all good, honestly, whatever.
Like I said earlier, bro.
What is this song?
Like I said earlier, these odds are stacked against this chat.
I'm not even playing with delay right now, because honestly,
I guess,
I don't know. I feel like it's like I'm over it, I guess.
Well, like the Oz, whatever. I'm tired of making excuses to let's order some food.
Turn this shit up or skip this song. Skip or keep. I'll keep it.
Keep it. What about Texas?
Fuck it, I'm getting error one.
Just play with the viewers and shit on us. I promise it'll be fun. No, it's not fun.
I genuinely think smurfing, like unless you're like fucking dicking around, but if you're
trying hard while you're smurfing, I think that's boring. Because like, I don't know.
It's more fun to do well on your own rank. Smurfing and then popping off doesn't, it
feels just it's just like it's like I don't know you're beating up on babies
well like I guess customs where you guys could be fun not because of that though
but it's fine yeah it is look easy why is everything ranks for you what does
that mean what do you mean real quell
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe our solo queue luck will be better.
Oh
Yeah, you know flash
That thinks is one
You feeling
Oh, the dog didn't scam me I hit in the corner and miss me. I feel just fought
Well
Yeah, as long as are you guys having fun? Yeah, as long as you guys are honestly this is this is like a
This is this is a job, bro. Like right now like some days just gonna be like clock-in type shit, I guess
We're just clocking in right now. We're just fucking we're just talking in the hours for the month. I don't know
There's no wins here man
Your bike was over
back there you know you want it bro please
You guys are too funny, I mean, I think they peeked
165 cuz they got it they got it they don't peek
I saw all of you guys
I don't move for nobody
Look, okay, here me out. Is this is toxic though is toxic for sure, but hope I need okay
I guess
I forget I'm not gonna say
We're running up I can dash cross watch out
He's tagged two tags
Smoke flower no flash
I'll get the bomb guys.
Think them, think them, think them.
Watch out, watch out.
Watch out for the other one.
He's firing.
I got the...
I'm low as well.
Don't be seen.
Oh shit.
You gotta get on, you're plopped.
That's Spike, Wings.
Nice.
Come on, give it.
Oh, like, not.
Straight bandit.
Thanks, Wings.
This is us.
He's right here.
He's just nice.
So come down.
Sorry.
No, I'll go there.
Why did I ever play Morning Queue?
I mean, I don't want to.
There, there he is, look at me bro
Also the morning queues are worse bro, some gets fucked
This scene gets fucked, they have this one, two, three, thug
That's been stream sniping them for a year
For a year, this guy's been stream sniping, queue sniping
Like, I would lose my mind bro
Like, I would not play it, I just don't, I would, I can't
That's necrusted bro
I think the later you play, the better the queues are
Cause there's more pros in chair
I'll try to break guy
Tag Tag Tag
I mean I'm sure he goes through it sometimes too, but yeah
Derek can you name five wins today? What does that mean? Why did you say that? What do you mean name five wins, bro?
I don't know what you're saying
You trying to ragebate me or what is it, dawg?
Maybe you guys gonna mid or something? I try to look up B
Joan as I am with the 28 months. Thank you, bro
Just try to, um, try to smoke like bottom street or con and then break that trip and then just pop art and then just go back in there and then I'll go trip over.
I'm not answering, cool.
Alright.
Nice, good job. Let's try to get the gun. I'm flashing over.
Nice. Art, nice.
only one of them
yeah, fuck where it just up
chamber big, chamber big
alright, coming big
I flashed him
I don't see him, he's gonna be streamed by now
streamed inside
stream your back off
we're gonna be?
hard team, technically
hard team, once I
I can't, and he's holding
wait, he heard me, I'm coming back guy
hold that, hold that
he has no flash from Wally
he needs his flower, he's flowering
he jumped up though, he's on the way down
I was gonna hold our could walk through fire. Yeah, you just run gecko. I think
I don't know that's fun. Can you walk off our
He used to blinds he's only one they're gonna get their flower and CT yeah
chamber only has a a deagle I think. Yeah. Barlow. You should have no you too. One enemy
remaining. Was water. I don't fucking understand. It's so hard. What is that in? I'm fucked.
I just got so slow chat. Wow. I can't. Why are they saying so bored if that Phoenix has
been art for 45 seconds right there and didn't do anything how are they so bored
we're so bored retake the site pussy how are they so bored what these guys
just sat art for 45 years
No fucking way!
Okay bruh, I'm going up.
Three.
Come on.
Flash.
Three.
Two.
Three.
Oh, dash back side, nice one.
Oh, that was bad.
This angle's bad to people.
I think that's how it's done.
One.
So dead.
What's wrong now?
Fuck.
Got me all.
Hold you.
Fly back side.
Let's just make fire.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You soft?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fucking thinking back map. Yes behind the map. Should I go back to the Vandal then? I don't know what I'm playing better now
Yeah, I'm gonna know when I am I all back. I'm gonna open my back map
He doesn't know I know and then we're gonna swing the guy on the right. Okay?
Nice, good job guys
And he's yesterday. I think so. Yeah
Yeah
Always something to blame
The shit I got bad money here. I'm gonna I'm gonna flash over the wall on a
Phoenix runs up. I'll play Auntie
Yes
this was for the other guys today that's the most gonna fit
good job you could be just for there I don't know why the bomb is for I was
I'm good, I had to take time bro, they can break that, they do.
I'm not sure about that.
No, from the front.
After the bombing, I'm not a single one less than sight.
There's an autopilot there.
Right smoke run out, you need like one smoke run.
Alright, what are we doing?
Thank you for working on these guys.
Yeah.
Let me go, like, let's do that one play.
Break the trip, offer up, and then throw some utility art, and then go back.
I'm just scared of the Phoenix Flash. I'm gonna stand tight on this heart.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, jump back. One's close.
I'm coming up now.
Okay, I can be close in here.
I got you as well.
Close.
Oh, it's a gobie gobie gobie
He's up, let's go
Looking good
Two spawn, two spawn, two spawn
Yeah, three spawn
They got Phoenix Flash, careful
Don't like them out
I
Have that's like that's like one back
Yeah, I'm a rucksack to that's like to that's like one ct ct ct
Holy shit, I ain't doing anything. I got fucked by that flash though. I
Don't even know what angle it's hard
Now this shit sucks solo bro. I got no one to like talk to you
With me and myself. Well, I guess I got chat
That's like I can't hear you guys, you know
Crazy think of a 20, bro. I appreciate you. Yeah, bad money again
I gotta bring them in this card not gonna buy this card just talk to them
I mean tie
I'm tethered, I have one HP.
I'm coming back to you guys.
What's that smoke fade that I can just hold?
I know you're low on luck.
There's like three here.
Spike down, A.
Just see where I can sure fade and pings.
Can we just hold this with last smoke?
Yeah, after that we can go.
He used both his flash.
Oh, I'm sorry bro.
Why am I running so fast?
I'm not using the venue anymore
This is good enough
How do you send me home?
I'm a fucking child
What the fuck just happened?
Oh my god
I got to a Molly bro
Oh my god
Why did it raise the pores?
I closed my ult draft, I can drop you back.
50, usually we're committed, but it works.
Focus me.
Wow.
I
Where's Pro City time man's dead, I'm not bringing it back. I can't do it. I hope someone else
I hope someone else does it would be great job. I'll play in it too. No joke
And I'll play in it every now and then
Goma Goma
I
Know I watch out this is the eye or dog or something I'm gonna be here. I'm gonna that's cross for us
Just wait for the smoke to fade and then I'll
We're out of ammo.
Yeah, I could do this.
Ah, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm there.
I'll take the spawn.
That's it.
Nice.
I'm already hopping.
Flower and secret.
Yes, Liv.
Yes, guys.
We're flying.
We went
Nice
Yeah, he did turn he did turn
No delay, I hate that
I hate that
People are good to like he could turn it's not that crazy, but we don't know
We don't know. It's not that crazy like realistically
There
Yeah, it's really good. I'm gonna jump with a judge forget. I'm trying to go art smoke. Okay. Okay
Last year that I'm no tear. I didn't use the last round. I'm running up. Good luck. Have fun
Why is your mother still fun?
Back site
that because I was like inside another smoke inside their smoke but it was there
so I want to be partying tonight I'm going out and go out to the club and
fucking buy bottles for all the viewers because fuck it I think we all deserve a
night out together drink our sorrows away together talk about the stream
snipers, crypto doors, and just fucking get lit. Yeah. I'll post an address in
discord. I'm gonna get crazy.
A lot, amen.
Done.
I brought that in.
Not on yet? Uh-oh.
I'm back.
I'm on my trip. I'm on my trip.
Could be a lurker, I don't know. I can't hear.
Close back off.
Back side.
Two.
Back off.
Instant trains.
Fucking beautiful.
I like seeing these.
There's metals.
Fucking all of them.
Did we not have a trip and I was supposed to pay attention to them?
We broke trip.
Damn.
They like started like, I don't really, honestly, just good calls.
They're beautiful, man.
They take AM1 3, two guys walk street.
I don't even know.
They got us.
I, yeah.
I don't know.
know I think it's on me I gotta stop chat I keep doing this it's really bad I
think it's really bad I need to play with T dog I didn't say analyze my game
but like I start CC spawn I try to fast rotate and I feel like I don't even get
to fast rotate and I don't know like it's right there like I'm playing CC but I
can't even get to be in time to help
you know what I'm saying I need to pick a site and hope they go there or like get
the reed. I can watch over you. I can watch over the street when they push. I can't see
him. Jesus. He's got a shotgun. Please run, run, run.
Alright, let's get him.
I'm playing too scary. Should I play more aggressively?
I just feel like on this map, I might just fight instead of fighting.
Yeah, do we contest the orb?
Yeah.
Are you running up or walking?
I think you can flash.
I'm gonna run up, yeah.
smoke it and maybe go get a light out
I'm fighting him in, I'm fighting him in
can you smoke it?
Flash
Can you just heal her?
Alright
That's better
That sucked into the molly
Hold on bro, I mean that's the fucking proper team over there
We're playing versus
It's a round applause for trying I guess
One church to me
Guys I lost four games in a row today, and I don't know what to do
I'll see you for an up
I don't know, this- I was almost off for myself, or I can just rightfully- I don't know.
I haven't demoralized, I lost a lot today. I don't know what to do.
Oh!
I'm gonna start picking that though.
Jumping jacks.
Jumping jacks will help?
I have no idea. That's what I do when I'm playing bad.
It's not working right now.
So it's not working, you're both 8 and 14 right next to me.
Mid, mid, mid.
Gekko, you are-
Hello, can you bring us your tool?
Yes.
Hold that.
Take that please.
Oh yeah, you definitely don't.
100, 100 on him.
You're fine.
That's good guys.
Chamber's tagged, man.
I'm coming chamber.
I'm flashing.
I'm dead, bro.
Back down mid
They went on they went on once close to you
Yeah, for sure
Guys in there careful not for you to hmm
You just hold us just hold us stay here and hold fuck it
I can't wait for B.
Hopefully not.
There's one, there's one, there's one.
Wanna walk?
I'm just gonna walk, okay?
Yeah, we'll just trade this shit.
It's okay.
What are we thinking?
Let's hope in this game.
Is this faster than me or how's that work?
Everything's unfortunate.
Everything.
Fuck!
Okay.
Uh.
What?
Did we intentionally...
That was...
I don't know.
That was that.
Okay.
Uh, uh,
That's, uh,
Did we intentionally, that was,
I'm gonna off.
That was then, that was then.
Wow.
We had that around, damn.
It's unfortunate.
Wait.
Yeah, it is unfortunate.
Yep, as a list.
Put the lay on.
Are you peaking your man or no?
I'm just posted up.
Have you been?
I haven't, uh,
I'm an op art, I'm an op art.
Alright, alright.
I'm gonna break that and hide.
It's true, sir
Come on be made
He doesn't know if you see
I deserve to lose I guess look at the fucking walls
We lost this round happens
Peek, he's looking at me now probably.
Woo!
I'm so out of time.
Alright, good job chamber.
Let's get active.
Only down.
I can go light for someone if we need.
I can go light.
Let me go light.
I love you Gecko.
There you go.
There we go.
There's one half left, Leo.
I'm on the right spot first.
Can you bring the three-dog, can you bring the three-dog if it chases me?
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't shoot it.
It's quiet, we're good.
I think so.
I can't shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
Shoot it, shoot it.
I'll stay here.
This guy, what?
Yeah.
That's too hard.
Too hard.
There's a lurker on him, man.
That bottom.
41 on Phoenix.
They're connected.
3, 3, 3 of them.
Take the car in.
Street.
They're holding.
God.
There's no lurk B.
I'm not seeing it.
I'm out of stairs.
I'm out of B.
B.
Damn.
I'm out of stairs.
I'm not seeing.
Face your fears!
I'm out B.
B.
Damn.
This guy's hearing another...
Two.
Backside one.
Yeah, in late long.
No way.
Weird to.
Touches wrong.
I planted.
State planted chamber was backside.
I
Ran it down mid every round and this guy one round shift walk cleared this angle like slow as fuck
Thank you guys for playing on to you got it. You got it. Thank you
Don't fight mid. Yeah, I think I need to be like another one of us to the street I guess
We're just dying. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fight me guys. Let's smoke and flash and shit. Yeah
Nothing
They got all they got all I think
Retake together
It's only two it's only two that's it. It's only
Gekko off. Yeah, it's global. He's gonna be pushed. Maybe trade this guy. Hey, it's good
He's gonna be blind
get go on three going away. Yeah, we get
throw it on bomb.
In this book. Nice.
I got messy.
Holy fuck.
Let's go.
I got things to do.
Drop one.
I'm going to play towards street and help that side.
You guys should fight just for A-Main, they're going to try to grab the controls before the
A-Main.
I just did 10 jumping jacks.
Let's go.
Let's go guys.
Okay, maybe we shouldn't smoke it, because I feel like this one pops down, right?
I'm running up.
I'm holding flash out.
You want to play?
Let's play.
You want to play let's play
Thanks
you guys headbutt him bro you got flashed by me that's crazy
fuck is that retell bro this is hard to watch sometimes fuck i like you though what do you
You mean like hard to watch me play?
I don't get it.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
This is hard to win, bro.
Hey man, two?
Smell good?
Yeah.
Coming out.
How many are dashed on?
One's empty, Phoenix.
We're all mighty.
What am I doing?
I should have gone to my smoke, but I didn't start getting...
Last player standing.
I should have gone to my smoke, but like I didn't start getting, I don't know, I'm actually...
Last player standing.
This game feels good.
Let's go!
Nice shot!
Yep, it's just nippy working, hold on!
Nice, let's go.
Oh my god.
Is there an up-down?
Do you want it?
I don't think that's land.
I want an execute, fucking insane.
I
Crazy LR fan thinking for the 20 months, bro, JT, but nobody thank you for yeah
I'm gonna start it
Listen to play back here fucking kill them
They don't as well probably in the ecombo
I'm not hearing anything, bud.
Smoke in, smoke in.
Oh, you smoke in.
I'm watching.
I'm watching? No, I'm gonna come out.
One hour, one hour.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm on it.
It's coming. Actually, can you find me out on the street?
I got a Phantom first.
Play it. Play it. Play 131. Play 131.
And I'll hold down B.
Yeah.
Random. Random. Go mid. Go mid. Go mid.
Oh.
They're just going to rush. There you go.
Maybe random play street, and then close health whoever needs it.
We'll just play like this.
Yeah, we don't need a street guy like off for it, because I have troops.
I like calling if you can.
It's quiet. I'm anti.
Yeah, nothing.
No noise. I hear nothing.
Dog mid.
Two more.
One enemy remaining.
Nice job.
Probably looking.
Probably, nope.
Yeah, probably looking B.
I'm flashing A-man.
Nothing.
Could be close.
Could be shot too, I'm holding.
Spike's spotted.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Good job.
Good bait.
Good job. Good bait.
Yep.
Match point.
Oh my god, oh my god.
We could win. We could actually win.
We could win!
It's been hours!
That's what we play for, dude.
They're not really close to any ults, I think, global.
Are you gonna be like a bait for you, maybe?
Turn off in here.
He likes the wall and the dog.
I don't know if I can shoot dog, but I'll try
It's fine
Hey man, can you get ready to smoke it?
It's like right now
You can't call it, you might just get called
Yeah, yeah, I think
I'm trying, I'm trying, I don't think this is real
Rangbee
Are they?
Two, two, two
Nice one, close
Oh my god, they're out there.
I'm pretty sure it was smart.
He's in heaven.
Are we getting flanks from air now?
Face your fear!
He's coming.
Alright, so good.
I'm walking out of there.
Oh, watch out, Waley. Watch out.
Wow, that was incredible.
My God.
I'm off in.
It's ready.
Hey, take him in.
But let's take him in.
Yo, why don't we take him in and two guys?
How they off be though?
You die.
Why don't we take him in and two guys walk art?
Like, we don't need all of us.
Two guys work art while we take off. I'd rather just like sit on the line. Okay, you can sit online. You guys go
You guys go. Yeah, you guys can walk mid
If I hear them I'll dash across okay guys
Hit one
Oh my god
Yeah
3 fighting, alright, let's go, let's go, let's go, come on.
I can't see you.
Backside, backside.
3 on my buddy, 3 on my buddy.
Find you, find you!
3R, 3R, 3R, 3R.
3, 2, 1, 4, 8, every round.
3R!
There's 4, you can go back on.
There's 4 fucking A though, we should just fucking split B.
side honestly there's like we can't be playing a they're not really just call
how many how many so I don't rotate on what do you mean on defense you guys
you're like a and then I'm rotating off and then they're just splitting be yeah
they're probably gonna go beat this round I think just no matter what
chamber just don't take me no I'm just gonna go take me okay yeah
one more get
I got I got don't fight anymore right now okay we're gonna fly off trip
okay I have BIB they have no flash yeah I'm going back there to the man
Talking
There's no dogs they smoke me off
You can go connect
To link
I'm gonna get one more on me
I can't get wrapped, right?
No.
Gecko's watching your app, CT.
This seems good.
30 seconds.
Smoke, eh?
Smoke.
Planning, planning, planning.
You want to play, let's play.
GG, I'm playing for the after.
You're playing in main, have you?
No shot.
One more main.
I shot. One more main. Yeah, one more main and one's missing.
It's probably art. Okay.
Can you throw it?
Okay, done.
Okay.
Okay. We almost did that.
We'll lie out to you. Yeah.
I'm gonna wait for the boss to join in the fleet.
I'll call their attack, play it.
Oh my god. Did the ads just play the auto ads? That's epic.
Did it play before or after?
The question is, imagine it goes into the 1v2 ads play? Holy fuck.
Man, those ads, these 3 are like,
I don't know if there's any dates they've done since your friend.
Read this if you love me.
Played your eyes thinking for the 51 months. Holy fucking shit.
Okay, okay, can we do though like the one three one thing where we pump street and then
Break the trip go back art and then go back street. Yeah, let's go back man. We don't come okay
We'll smoke tree and watch out
Break the trip and then come part and then go back
Okay, we need to we need to flash over here in a smoke
Like that
Oh man, have the blocks, lucky.
Honestly, nice play by them, you know, if I get hit by that shit, I'll get it.
But like,
I
Unfortunate too much you
Wasn't a shitty call they just played for lucky. I mean, I don't know how this works, but they had to treat
Yeah, they've played I don't understand that either because there's I mean, I understand playing behind the trip
It's not that crazy. I just don't understand how they always have a stack where we're going, but I think I get it
It's okay, we got this. Let's go. I'm gonna start street
It's quiet running down a running down a at least to you nicks and fade it feels real keep those smoke, please
I have art
I have B.
They smoke street.
Yeah, they smoke the trip. They smoke the trip.
The truck destroyed.
No.
Can we yard on the M.I. Art?
I mean...
Get out of your art.
Art's open, guys.
Coming in there.
Coming out.
Art's open. Art's open.
Can't smoke, you guys can't smoke.
They're right here.
I have E.I.
100.
Wait, wait, wait, I...
I don't think I'm gonna pop that.
Wait, there's half.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Waiting, waiting, waiting.
Wait, there's half.
What's up?
Main split.
He felt clear.
Church, you are. Only spots. Only spots like a bane.
Church.
Church dead. Last two art. Last two art.
Okay, get on, get on, hold you.
Oh
So much you tell Molly flash slow
Sorry guys, sorry it's hard as hard as I was fine, bro. Let me just I think it's a three-man
One-sided it's the obvious not off him. We just pump feet fully and then I'll just walk up a and we'll go back
Okay, that's what the cross. Yeah
I'm gonna okay on this pump. I'm gonna actually commit
I'm down for I'm down for double smokes, but I think
I think we're gonna should go me and get with you it give him on give him on the bottom to the mom
I'm gonna come into this bump
Smoke
three, three or four. It's really good. You guys should speed up. I haven't. Alright,
I need a good one, but it's hard. He's back, he has flash, flash. Two, have one more flash.
I
Don't know I think it was good, but I don't know what happened. What did you guys think? I think it was fine, right?
You guys fight for a minute. I think just go honestly. Yeah, just go let me just fucking listen for B
I mean great
There's a lot of you tell
I'm gonna start here with you close by the way
To a 3a yeah, I'll stay here you can help them if you need to
Let's move
It's on my office. I'm sorry smoke your trip. Can you I'm gonna you sure you're gonna a little bit
Wow, this is where they
Yeah, I'm coming towards you
I'm getting straight, bro. That's fine. I'll hold on to you
doggy art
Running down street running down street, sir, sir, sir, sir
What?
These guys are fun, great.
Those guys, whoever's IJ-ing over there is like him.
Those strats are sick, bro.
These guys are 3A man, this guy walks art on his own.
I don't know.
This is like, also the fucking boss in there,
so you can have maximum confidence.
You can have maximum confidence.
These guys go straight, god damn.
I don't know how to.
Did you guys make it through?
I'm sure, I'm sure.
Like, those, this guy's confidence,
and those strats are beautiful, anyway.
Wow
It's actually beautiful you can't even see their names
Can't even see their names, but if you have the app that's technically considered cheating
You could see their names, but as a player of the game that's glitched and you know what don't fix it, bro
Maybe it's for the better. Can't even see their fucking names
Holy fuck
Let me see my foot here, wait, surely it's close, it's here.
I'm so hungry.
Oh, yeah.
Let's let's watch a video while
I'm so hungry. Oh, yeah, let's let's watch a video while you eat. Oh
My god, I'm writing let's watch a video while I eat my Margaret after
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What in the world is going on?
The fuck?
That's crazy.
The bioluminescent water is actually plankton that has been disturbed from movement in the
water.
Oh, that's cold.
This is why you can always make sure it's your friend that's coming around the corner.
I
Know
What's your pop on breast milk like?
You scare me
Yeah
No, that is actually a little terrifying
What does this this monkey needs to go pro
That's a big ass bunion.
My dad don't use our phones to listen to music, we don't use a Lexus, we use real things,
we use CDs.
Geez.
Me and Howard cooking barbecue right now.
Listening to Metallica.
What else could be better?
This delivery driver didn't realize that there was somebody home.
No.
I'm in a mask on.
No.
Sorry, man.
I mean, man, you suck at it.
What's happening bro? All the door. Oh my god.
He's a pro at air hockey.
Bruh.
My life be like...
I'm not sure what he's training for, but he's ready.
What?
This remote homeowner uses drones to help guide lost delivery drivers.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Seven.
Eight.
Seven.
Eight.
Seven.
Eight.
Seven.
Eight.
Seven.
What am I doing?
I'm trying to think of a reason why dentures could possibly need braces.
It's so aesthetic. Imagine?
I'm the man. I'm so hungry. I need a...
Oh
That's nice bro, this is the cutest rescue I've ever seen
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
I thought this place only existed at the aptitions.
Yo!
See this thing so right here. There's a restaurant called Papa bro's
Steakhouse now across the street. There's a joint called Papa does
Seafood kitchen, but not enough right here. Then we got Papa C toes
And I know what you're thinking. That's three Papa restaurants right next to each other surely it ends there
But I go down the street to find poppies
barbecue
This is one of the best tattoos I've ever seen
I love how he wants some of the baby of no joke.
He's so committed to acting like he's asleep.
If it stays out, that means he's like really out.
I
don't want to
This is from the bus stop
Built what the fuck is this?
It's not cool. It's a city actually city bus. I found this video of the most wholesome airport reunion ever
This crocodile is making a territorial display which alerts male crocodiles to its presence
as well as showing off to nearby females.
Is it going?
Yeah.
Let's go, let's leave.
Let's just leave.
The first person to shout out the correct answer
will receive,
must grab your drum roll please,
a $25 pre-paid gift card.
Question is,
what is the capital of Canada wait we got a winner
him it bro I said wait I would have lost for sure
was Ottawa here here you go man I was gonna say Toronto I'm not seeing
What was the answer?
Is it Ottawa?
Fuck.
Thank you boss. Congratulations.
He won't laugh at his lunch ever again.
I hope I don't get anything spicy to you.
What are you doing?
What?
What are you talking about?
Bro, what?
This tractor has got some serious moves.
When your crush shows up,
when your crush shows up and you're in the tractor,
I was doing wheelies on the backwards.
I lost five games in a row and it makes me smile.
At the end of the day, a win's a win.
What's happening?
Is it early starts?
Oh my god, I haven't seen this in so long.
Oh my god.
Really good.
He asked an older boy to help him with his new trick.
I
Wow
What is that a tray flip I couldn't tell in the picture what it was
You crocheted a beard
She stumbled upon a detained waymo and I found an arrested waymo
Somebody told me that if you put a line across the cake flip
If you put a line around it
Bro, I was driving today, bro. I feel like let alone the AI's don't have fucking people driving, but like they're the way most
Well, I'm telling you guys these days. It's crazy, but everyone no one is driving their car while just driving their car
I feel like everyone is doing something while driving. It's actually scary, bro
I'm telling you most people are like they're I see no motherfucker on the highway reading a book
I'm telling you guys dude. You had a book on the fucking steering wheel like everyone is doing something while they're driving these days
Not me either. No me neither. I'm a safe driver, bro
But like I'm telling you like be safe out there
So we have all these tulips here and they all grew normally and this one
It's like a grew into the actual plant itself and take a half and a half leaf. It's kind of cool
I'm not sure what I saw this kind of cool with your lame-out. I'm just gonna show her dog agreed
I don't get how he fell for this
Stick it in!
Straight! Straight!
Straight! Straight up! Straight up! Straight up!
There's blood through it.
This is the extremely rare Crassina respondents, which can be found in Costa Rica and Panama.
what the hell is that what a hell it sounds so good
tell me what song they're singing. Is that called a cello? Is that a cello?
Did you hear something about the cyborg Arta Sutcher? He's running the Death Valley to LA
in 96 hours to car the shrooms and then a support others. What is that about? I don't know what
what that's about what is he doing
let's take a look here
it's so much
fuck where I'll lose the video
is he a regular athlete?
The last time, 54 hours?
What is this about?
Distance covered 188 miles,
remitting distance 184 miles.
What is he doing?
He just got signed by Red Bull.
Where's he running from to where?
From where to where?
Is he just running?
I
Death Valley to LA damn I want to open up my Google Maps, but
Turkish athlete yes all that
Long death
the fuck is that valley I won't open the map so my leaks and shit
they won't follow this search that valley tempest the hottest place in the
world
Whoa, where is that fella? It's in California.
Oh, he's running from the hottest place in the world?
Or not the hottest place in the world, but...
It's a desert valley in eastern California.
So where is he going?
I'm on the hottest places in the US. He has to run 600 kilometers in 96 hours. He's going to Santa Monica pier
I'm not gonna want to lose away. I can put him on some program. What's this about? He's doing a challenge. I guess
Well, I'm gonna be doing the most for no reason. No, well fucking want to lose a couple of pounds
We're talking about that value to Santa Monica brother. Just get on the treadmill. What are we doing here?
What are we doing the most now?
What are we doing the most?
He's a real rebel athlete?
I'm a real rebel athlete, brother.
I've been a rebel for two years, two and a half maybe.
I'm a legit athlete too.
We're both athletes, brother.
No, that's crazy though.
Hey, chat.
Okay, I'm some real shit.
He's wearing all this shit.
Like doesn't this clothes make him hotter?
We're gonna be better if he was just naked not naked, but less the less stuff he has like
This is just making him hot as fuck
Oh protecting you from the Sun I
See
So I was a camera running with him or was the camera on you on a scooter
He's in a car?
Do they talk?
Had he said one single word this entire stream?
Where's the highlights?
Oh, they're not talking in English.
This is not Turkish either.
This is German, lookie.
Well, this shit is crazy, bro.
What the fuck, Boll's getting massages and shit for his calves.
Ain't no joke, brother.
I ain't making it, dawg.
I don't know if that was like I have to be said, but...
I miss you there, though.
Wait, who are these guys?
Boll just randomly brings like his friends to like take a run for a little bit just to hang out.
I ain't making it cuz you're walking brother red a fucking race to make no I mean the thing
is no one's ever done this before now he's gonna be the first and he's Turkish to this
shows bro it's in the fucking blood dude it's DNA this it's the hottest place on earth
Is that him?
What's bro eating?
Why is bro eating this?
What's bro eating?
Dude, his runner's height must be crazy bro.
I got a runner's height from going half a mile.
Imagine running 400 miles.
Bro, that's like a high that lasted like five years.
miskiff what he has to eat 15k calories a day what why I thought you would
want to be lighted nimble no what this is crazy bro this ghostless I don't
know shit about nutrition why is he eating so much I would have had that
motherfucker naked just drinking water my mom my runner would not have made it
Straight up my rudder is naked and you're only drinking water so you can stay light
This guy's got full gear and he's eating a lot of food. We're complete opposite
He's losing so much weight always sweating out of so much weight so the compensate for it my brother dies in two hours
Have they had any stream snipers approached them is that a thing for this I mean who would be crazy enough to pull up to this
Did you crack it when they came in the desert?
They have?
Nobody sniping this shit?
Why?
A couple people came to cheer him up.
Damn, that's kind of cool, bro.
And look at this drone.
Wow, this is sick.
Hey, this is Rebel doing this shit, too.
Loki, like if I hit Rebel up, they would probably let me say what up to him.
On the stream, I pull, I run, I run one mile with him.
I'm like, hey, you don't want to talk to me, I run one mile with you, bro.
You got this shit, though.
I'm on my way out. Hey, good luck King. I'm gonna see you bro. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
God
Look at this bro some David Goggins shit
He's making David Goggins look like a pussy dude David Goggins could never do this shit, bro
David Goggins can't do this at David
Where you at son?
Talk about the boats. Look at this motherfucker death Valley dude. You've probably never been there
I
Think it's I do who's I do I can't pull up I do that a sign in and I'm like I'm signed in bro, but
All right, I were a listen bro, we're hearing you on dude if anyone wants to check it out. It's on his channel artists such a I
Think he just got signed by Red Bulls which I was saying this motherfucker jack this
I
See he's German Turkish. I don't know if he's like Turkish or born in Germany or what but
High-quality as fuck
What bro, this is like a movie now you guys see this quality
Oh, shit.
That fool is bossing me.
That's a 10 out of 10.
Fucking arms, dude.
Yeah!
Nice here, right?
I want to thank you very much for that, man.
How do you pronounce your name? Todik Chidick?
What the fuck is abs got abs dude?
No joke, I go to the beach with a guy like this, I ain't taking my shirt off, I don't give a fuck dude.
Guys, seems dope man. That's sick. That's sick.
I mean he seems like a he seems like a I don't know like a gym
YouTuber I don't know exactly what but seems cool seems cool seems cool. All right
That's pretty sick man, that's pretty sick as though
This is Tarek if you never download it's CS I don't know about all that bro
Is this CS time I don't know what do we do bro chat? What are we on right now?
This is my career today.
This is my first game, the Phoenix game.
Resident Evil.
Okay.
What skin do we want?
I don't know.
I literally don't know.
This is not that bad.
is the luck skin set good.
Smite hammer is good.
Are you serious?
Who the fuck is using this?
If you don't know what this is,
I'm going to show you how to do it.
if you pie it turns gold you're lying imagine though why would you buy that
cuz someone I don't think spider-amer is cool no wait what I guess trolling I
I don't know I was gonna check it out big-ass knife what am I gonna do with
this thing this is a toy dude
I
Looks my entire screen. Yeah, I wonder how my character looks though
The turns imagine it turns gold a few pies
Yeah, I mean the thing is with my night shop, I don't think it'll be good because I think I have most of the skins that are good
No, I just buy every bundle
I
Was stopped I'm always available. He's never not available. I don't know how that works
Should I queue up to that or should I go play CS? I don't know. I'm starting to feel tired. I'm getting through come on, bro
Yes
Poppy
I don't know what to do all these games suck the unemployed Leif is on most solid thing
for the 38 months got us like thing of the 24 day free thing for the 48 Mars thing of
31 I
Won't queue I don't know what to do
Is late for the game right now I gotta go play CS oh god
This is just started though
I see we can even look that funnier, maybe I'm just food coming up though, can I just
play another rally game?
I'll go one more, fuck it.
Find a duo on Mal, lowkey.
No one plays the fucking game, find a duo, it's only beyond available.
I appreciate you blacking ball rock hey I'm playing the Jinx each one of it Monday should
I hit him with the ball rock the ball right nah ain't doing it no joke ain't doing it yeah
We're playing the League of Legends. We're playing League of Legends. Should I go practice in my league?
Uh, I mean, that sounds miserable
Hey six seven rr though type shit
Razor looking for the five months
Moves let's play bro. Let's let's hash the beef and play
What's your username?
This is a motherfucker saying right now, is that an old message or a recent message, that's
an old message right?
That's an old message in no chat.
Look who came running.
Let's be positive.
Let's be nice to each other.
Yeah, don't mess with me.
Let's be nice to each other. Don't fuck this positivity shit, bro. You're a fucking chud admit it
First of all, I'm argue in every fucking department second of all. I'm on my positive
Stop it. You're not a positive guy. You're like fucking inspired go back to your fucking roots pussy
Yeah, so what woke up cranky today, I'm happy maxing your chud maxing is what you're doing. Hello teammates. Let's win this game
it's time from bro chat bro who's teaching you all these words chud
larping what's next chud max larping I mean I'm just up to time with the lingo
it's very impressive bro keep it up you're impressive pussy yeah I'm food
come watch out why I think I like you're gonna watch party my graduation or
what? Watch where you're going. Can I do that? Yes, I need to link. All right, I'm done. Probably
won't be awake though. I don't know why they got me at the book record dawn. What time?
We're graduating from what? High school? Are you stupid or no, to be honest? I'll give
my masters on Saturday, bro. Masters in what? In fucking Trudmax? Political science? No,
Way to like discredit what I've been working towards for a while. What is your major about political science?
Yeah, so well, you know, what do you learn in political science politics? Yeah
That's a really good guess Terry good job fucking dick head go back to your happy maxing bullshit you pussy
Watches you watches you ready ready ready?
No, I show this to no, no, no, no, ready ready?
And skadoosh
So what are you left or center?
I
Changed depending on which one I'm talking to
She's liberal if she's from like Alabama then like a little bit red
Can you like can you tell the are your career for me and like
I went to
As a political science major
good job
fucking stream slapping bitch that was a good job to come back
a lot of people go to law
Oh, I'm gonna do foreign affairs though.
Foreign affairs? Who? What?
Brother, we're not bringing you into the foreign affairs.
Bro, thank God I'm not American. I will be working in Canada, bro.
Oh yeah, you're Canadian, I forgot.
Oh, no for sure, dude.
Dude, I win.
Oh my God. Okay, I need a sign.
I just...
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not us, not us.
Well, you and Koala gotta stop playing together. It's weird.
We win all the time.
We actually have like 100 for someone, right?
Yeah, cause he's carrying the fuck out of you.
Must be nice.
100%
You see my fucking cheeks
I this dumbass game is glitched bro. I'm pretty sure my cheeks go through the wall
Like my model sticks through the wall if I'm too close to it. I'm not kidding
I'm not kidding. I'm pretty sure my
No, I think you can see me like, look, can you see me?
No, no, I can see you.
I was here.
Yeah, like six through the wall, right?
No, you didn't.
I didn't wait.
Can you see me?
No. No.
No, no. What's.
It's got a lot of you, I guess.
I mean, I've seen that glitch before, but I don't know.
I think they're going to like.
Hey, Jim, you just got my coach or something to get a show.
Just a normal lost game?
Just a normal lost game.
I mean yeah, I could.
I think B-Ban.
He's working B-Ban.
Okay.
Come do it.
He's one.
I'm just sitting behind.
I'm just gonna play on site bro.
I don't think there...
I'm gonna play on.
I lived in Ketchy for so long and I had no hope.
Ketchy and Sparrow.
What are you wanting me to do?
I'm just gonna...
I have to reset right now.
You're not feeling me.
Not feeling the energy.
I need to lock it in.
I'm gonna get gotcha, Borkin
No, it's bugged
Nice
Looks like a...
You know
No charges
Uh, 100 on Clovis pushing spawn
With over 80
Alright, sounds like you guys can live
I got my job
Damn bro, this guy's not falling here.
Both on your left
How about five games a day I play with Zeppelin yesterday and he's no delay so I've had no delay
every single game oh when you find no delay it's like actually impossible people just
a cute throw and stuff it's like so bad yeah but then you guys just remind yourself that
like that's their main income of money and like fun so it's like it's really fun like
We're both making money
Oh, yeah, I mean I'm like beautiful sexy rich like okay. Oh, yeah, he's so hard
You miss Richard miss Richard
I
Happened out there brother
What in the mother of name they can't let our quarters less like bro. Yeah
I didn't have my bank account just fucking like that's what I'm saying
Just like on a
Wall in front of me
Yeah, I'm not holding drop anywhere
I tasked on I'm sorry for this run
I look the only really
I thought I was gonna surprise them I surprised myself
You surprised me
I sure was too far, but you I just lost the radar and I saw you like I like half way when the old wasn't I just
You know
Yo, should we fight the man?
I'm gonna smoke it. I'm honorable. I don't want to fight with you
Help me. Help me.
I can't hear anyone scaling.
You guys are both there?
Yeah.
They did that by themselves.
Is that a-
That's a-
They're-
It's not even B by the way.
Like they're out of-
You know, both schools?
Yeah, I don't know.
We're about to die.
We don't have-
You want me though?
Wait, they're going back.
They're going back to me.
You know?
Yeah, it's safe.
What am I playing bro?
So you guys were winning your game this year now
Fuck no, they were should we went like we lost like four games like an hour and a half every game was like pure
Sniper though. I mean, I don't I don't even have a read on it, dude
Cuz I'm not the best person at it, but I've lost five in a row. This is correct
Oh, bro, it was shameless over time on fracture. I'm like, I'm a walkup dude. And there's a jet off holding me first time ever
Don't even hide it
Running here
I would be better than ever.
I'm gonna take you out.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sell nothing.
Two B, two B.
Yo, yo, yo, hey.
We got him. He's not in here anymore.
We know you're...
We get him, bro.
Not on, not on, man.
I don't think they're gonna commit. They're gonna be, they're gonna be ready.
Oh, they're on your phone.
They're on KJ.
Oh, he's really up, Jen.
start you guys I'm gonna put it on fuck it I'm putting on delay once I guess
YouTube chat you're being restarted
Yes.
He's not bad.
Did he just use the Terek right there? Wait, what?
Really not.
A formality? Wait, did he say formality?
I didn't know he had a formality email.
What?
Jay-Z?
I'm the status of the Anglius.
Yes?
And Screebiff.
Wait, we're overrushing?
Trader though.
He was letting it down.
Trader?
B-Bin.
Okay, B-Bin.
What just what?
I have a question why is my tail droning if I'm the team
that's where I'm just gonna die for free and he's running like do I have like
What is that absurd to you? No, what do you buy? Oh 100%
You gotta accept these people are just like not that good, you know what I mean?
It's like not their fault, right? Like they don't know how is the other so good and my team so shit. Oh, that's just like
I hate complaining too, bro
I'm picking up the gun.
I'm moving.
I'm holding the shirt.
Re-smoking?
No, I'm sorry.
Hold it big bro.
Okay.
Two.
I'll take a bigger one.
I'm picking up the other one.
Oh
Yes, I run through a tail I'm so fucking annoyed right now, bro. I've lost all my games
I throw delay on after five games. Just fucking pointless
bro fucking hate this shit dude I'll be close on you
yeah do I play without the way I started my stream today in a good mood I'm
like fucking I don't play without delay lose like the people you got on your
team are like they don't scream they don't bother you they don't like watch
pro players you like what's good and it's just like what am I thinking moves
playing this fucking shit without delay though why the fuck would I do that
Yeah, it's actually fucking stupid as fuck now. I'm five games in five losses in now. I want to add delay
I'm mad at myself
It's actually inferior
The thing is it's like for you like it's like it's better for your channel obviously right like if you want to win
It's hard
I'm just a bitch
We'll watch this you're on the tail and ready so far they could be walking
I have this raise it still there
Okay, I guess
Just suck me be second
I don't know what this guy why are they playing so slow now
What the fuck is happening I hate this
Start saving off he was like
I just I'm mad that I started my stream without delay
Listen bro, I'm saying is there's a certain city you can provide but maybe we'll have some fun playing
Have an RV man.
Let him be.
Do you think Arcade or not?
Fire in the hole!
What?
He literally has the stream on him.
I'm not even kidding.
Got him.
He just...
He's working man for six seconds.
One's back left, people.
One's hard.
I can't calm and shoot.
Wow.
I'm putting a trigger right now.
right now.
You sorry, man.
He's into my trap.
Why am I so...
He just answered our full sprinting mind and our game, and he's not even turning.
I just rigged myself out so much.
I had reset it.
I'm not gonna lie, that's a little dangerous.
Okay, he's just gonna probably just solo anchor up here some shit you guys go be mad.
Go be mad.
Let me go, kid.
Alright.
Oh, you told me you aren't crazy about getting old man, you know.
Okay.
I need you to bomb here and like maybe tower or something when I go up and I can aid like
Jenny or something.
Do you want me to missile first or drone first?
Just go up and drone.
Go up and drone like went toward really close though.
Oh there man.
He's dropping right here.
He's got me target.
He could be.
No target.
He's going back.
He's going to have to drop this one.
He's at 30.
He's got him.
He's got the flash.
No mark.
Our kid.
He has one running out.
I think he's here.
We're nearly there
Nice
He made it from Jen
Can we walk our gate already?
You're raising one, I love this one
I'm gonna go, I'll wrap, I'll wrap
I'll get first, I'll get first
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, look at that dude
I
Am I watching
Like these decisions are just so questionable like he smokes himself and then he just makes full noise
Like if you're not you're gonna try to hide don't fucking make noise
I think he panicked once he saw the smoke on this guy
We buy this?
What's your name?
That's it.
Yeah.
You have to work on it.
You have to buy out.
You have to work on it though.
Yeah, that's just... high five I guess.
I did.
One is...
Oh, two to two.
Two.
He's one. Yeah, he's one.
We're gonna
Yeah
One of the jet one of the jet yeah, he was be mad
Okay, I only have like, 178 for me to left.
Okay, that's enough.
Um, what's going on?
Levels.
They missed over here.
They lost trying to least
I'm just wait it
Yeah wait it
There's the door for refighter
Just breathe
Yeah I don't got one kill I can't see that
I'm just gonna go back to B
I'm just gonna be
Did I come back?
Yeah it's gonna be in
Care care
Hey John, draw me and I'll kill one
Check close right
I'm just gonna be in second
Be close here I'm just gonna shoot
No what?
Yes come back to B
Yeah I couldn't 65
I'm coming back to help.
Nice trade, nice trade.
He'll just still be Jets missing.
I'm down here.
I got bomb.
Where do you Jets go?
Here's me.
He's small, he's small.
He's peeking at me.
I'll sit okay, I'm after him.
He's down.
Should be good.
Those are just the perfect first.
Yeah.
What about...
What are you talking about guys?
Nah, I don't think I'm gonna go to CS.
I think I lost too many games today.
I might end my battle unfortunately guys.
I think I raged myself.
I think I shouldn't play without the lay.
And I played the whole day and lost.
I was honestly having a good day.
And I lost the whole day.
Like, and I hate it cause I literally...
I hate it.
like and I hate it because I literally know that every time I have delay we
fucking always end up winning our games every time I don't have delay we lose our games
like I'm not saying it's the entire reason but god damn you gotta fucking say like there's
something there I don't know why not I'm also playing like shit I'm just fucking annoyed
I just got a question mark for some guy like zero dollars. I don't get it
No, okay, okay
I'm 30
Just saw something great
Yeah
To go next day
You know what the food did to me too. I feel I'm not tilting myself so hard man. I did I
Told to myself so hard. I hate this shit. Oh my god. I hate this shit. I
I legit hate that. I don't know. I don't know do I just play without delay except my losses
Do I play with delay and just fucking not talk to the chat? What do I care about more?
I look you care about winning more. I should just put the way I think that's the answer for me because I care way more about winning
Unfortunately, this is not fun. So just be streamed. I don't even care about winning straight up
I don't want a fair chance to play the game
I have to drop down next, sand and rock.
I'm tired of making excuses right now.
He's close, trying to get close.
I'm on top, I'm on top.
Forty, forty.
I'm on the field.
What am I watching?
I should just get pulled in there, so I'm just afraid of him walking behind you.
I got to play with it tomorrow
Just annoyed that I played the whole day with his bullshabby
These guys are fucking such losers, bro, how can you what is the point of sniping the one bro?
Who cares about your fucking rank dudes? Oh, I gotta stop. I'm going to fucking ran. Just push myself a lot more
No distractions.
You greedy fucker.
Oh, that's Aurora.
Is that like, you didn't just waste your ult?
Oh...
I got you. I got you. I got you.
This is the last player standing.
win
match found I also hate whatever I'm not gonna talk I'm not talking I'm not
talking anymore
I just looked at who we played and I couldn't name you a single person, but I don't know yeah
Yeah.
Okay, last looks.
You all look wonderful.
Me, well, you're good, we are ready.
Yeah.
I'm
Salt City thing about 25 six season for the 46 mother fowler thing for the 30 and red bean things for 19
I
Want to fuck with the nerf neon I don't know bro. I can't believe it. Hey stops dog do
I wish we
I'm sorry that I brought you into my world hey listen we had a rocky relationship and
now we're gonna mend it and win this game.
I'm just saying like like that I'm like told that I'm bringing you into this game.
It's not a...
Oh yeah bro.
This shit doesn't even...
I just get bored.
I don't even get tilted.
I'm gonna go live.
I'm gonna go
I could be in Vegas getting a six hand fucking blackjack like dealer hits a 21 on me with six cards
That would be more fun than rank sometimes
Your first
We're reach words I guess
Fuck it, let's swing this
Are you left with him an accident? Oh, like how do I predict my chamber is
Okay, we just have to give me an A player I don't really need like the entire military men
Contrary to the prime, we're going to the prime.
Yeah.
Dog in there, can you break?
Yeah.
I break.
Close way.
Christy.
Race up.
Race him to heaven.
I'll blow a race.
Come on.
Let's go to my life.
I should have ignored him.
80 on race.
I'm going to get healed there.
Come on.
Sorry.
Come on.
Sorry.
Come on.
Sorry.
I'm more sorry, I'm more sorry.
Where'd he go?
He's right here.
I picked him, picked him.
Oh my.
Holy fuck.
Oh, he's here.
Oh, it's play.
GG, call me up.
I need some.
Thank you.
You're up next, bro.
Yeah, those new placements play bad. You're legit on the next chopping block.
No, they're not gonna play bad. They're good.
Do they get pancakes and who? Timothino? No, Timothino.
Pancakes and who?
Zorana.
Zorana, that's right. And then, uh, the assistant coach, yeah.
It's where those are your ex teammates?
Yeah.
Pancakes and Zorana.
I mean, pancakes and Zorana? Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Those of you guys have been gardening for years.
Yeah, 100%.
I don't have a wiper, don't treat me like that.
They got one here, we might get a shit again.
It's okay, I'll face them.
Don't bounce from me, let's go.
Mid, nice.
Cipher has been as well.
Mainkicks now, it's mainkicks.
I'll go down on them.
I'll go under this.
Alright, the game.
Is every race ready for B-men?
All men.
If they got a bit on me, I'm talking.
I have no smoke.
It's fine. I'll overwarp counter.
I'm out.
One mid-job spotting.
That was nice.
I'm down, I'm down.
I'm out.
Oh my God.
I deserve that.
Just told you bro, I'm built to the stock.
Gonna have someone start in here,
break the camera and shoot the coverages.
Can we break him?
Yeah, yeah.
If they push out B, just come to look at me.
Jason, what's good bro, let's do all the other stuff.
I was getting really fun
I'll play fierce just break the calm and try to shoot the cover just don't hold
Run
No, I was gonna break them. I was just like I need it
I
Want better to his birthday party. I'm down bro. I'm down that ass. I need to get the fuck out of my house, dude
I need to go touch some grass
You guys got an actual room there, bro. I'm trying to move out of this shit, too. I need a new lifestyle change
Let's pay a vow every night me and you bro. I'm sorry. I didn't see your message
Oh
I feel like again, I don't want to make excuses, but I feel like I live right there when I'm trying to throw my native to think off
You might be the greatest player
You said this wouldn't be fun!
I wouldn't have started from there.
What is internet?
Thank God I baited everyone in Heaven.
For sure.
You should legit play for yourself at all times.
Ah yeah, 100%.
It's like such a bad thing to say, but like in this game, our lives are more valuable.
It's just like...
I usually, I actually don't.
I try to like...
I'm gonna come Heaven when I come Heaven drop it.
I'll only jump around for people if I'm more HP, other than that I'm not gonna shoot.
Yeah.
I'm going mid back, I'm going from here, open up, I'll pick up mid, you can go, I'm
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh dude, push this.
You can pick up me on the farm.
What is that satchel?
I'm gonna run it.
Why did I rock it?
It's on.
They're coming.
I'm gonna hold me for 10 PM
Yeah, damn
Hold it
This is like a stream party type thing
I'll have one beer
No, I'm kidding, let's turn up Jason
How will you turn in 25?
This is our year, me and you
uh sky can you set me up on an angle here?
come on go for an agro beat
sky go beat
what is dbw?
don't be weird is that what that means?
why is that a thing?
oh you want
uh yeah yeah yeah
come here come here come here
yeah i think he's gonna make it
just fly
okay i'll i'll try beat
just don't uh we'll have an angle
off there
can you prefire this cam?
i saw bro
nice
yeah
i'll smoke after you show
He heard me
Smite him
He's dead
There he is
Yeah, there they are
Yeah, I'm having
I'm saying say
It's all downhill from here, dude
this one can you jump spot for me?
yes
no?
i don't know
what's that?
you guys wanna fight aim in or?
if you wanna fight us
nah, i don't have to fight it
i think there was a stopper there i guess
no one deep, no one clear
it's not in yet
it's not coming
one
not up
I'll flash one
I should have
no no no
can't up you
one's already in
watch out
help
let's say help
last one help
help
I don't think there's enough of them.
I dropped them, I dropped the guy in the spawn.
I am Turkish, but honestly I feel like fucking this owned me.
Bro, last game was nuts.
I'm just, I think I've developed depression.
I don't know if I had it on or...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll look at your... oh fuck, delete.
Okay, I'm gonna look at the bank account, look at the bank account.
The numbers don't make me happy on the bank account, no joke.
Is that crazy to say?
I've had the money.
Late game, bro.
No one being all in.
What?
They're gonna try to have the body.
You see better cops. I'm like meddling the plant the bomb every sort of word
Yeah, I actually wanted to say it's like one done
Also, I wouldn't do that you have to catch me in a happy mood. I like if I'm depressed I ain't paying for shit, dude
I'm staying home
You need to catch me like a hot like when I'm dropping 30 ask me
First tuition when I'm sitting and I'm losing it having the worst time my life
I've lost every game today so schemes in a row getting shouldn't have a bunch of fucking chuds
Yeah, I need to reset I don't know how but I need to do it
I just off by one pixel everywhere
My weeks I play was dead in one millisecond
No
Like I just want to be you women want to be with you bro. So you say by yourself me too
you should make that your fucking yearbook quote can you do that when you graduate do
you have a yearbook fucking thing for masters no right I don't think so I'm like an adult
I think that's for kids
hey man
yo chat can someone pass me the fucking babe
oh no that's not bad it is
one blue blind
he's one, he's one, he's one
left smoke?
left smoke in front
there's a man about watching the truck
oping site
three guys, one map
one map one of them
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
I
Was that
Who the fuck joined the voice chat like that?
Pass the fucking Dave on begging you, bro
I need some good jobs
Oh come on, what's going on?
That fast, and someone's gonna jump up.
What do you want me to do?
Fuck.
Chamber, you're doing good though.
There's like so many people talking.
Fuck, where's my praise?
These brothers.
Nothing.
Uh, fuck.
right now just make a noise
I think it's gappas look smart
last player standing
I don't know anymore, I mean, I'm like wallhacking, aimbotting, everything, I don't know anymore.
I love this shit, bro. I love this shit
I'm gonna play club penguin full time
I don't have anything shoulders early. Nah, I haven't worked out in like four days
All I do is play bar at window. She won't know the leg a stream snap for each quick and then repeat
Recycle, reuse, renew. Done.
Yeah.
Actually, I actually have a crazy goal.
Okay, let's go.
Instable up, Skyflash ramp for A's, double-sut your ramp,
uh, drop into vents with a classic,
and we go B-split through vents.
Let's go.
Okay, what do you want to smoke?
Just keep your response for now.
I'm gonna hold B main. You're gonna give me an opponent mid-viker.
Jax on me. Just Jax.
Son of a...
Nice to meet you
There's a guy has heal I'm a yo you can stop me heal. Nah, he's getting in there
Imaginary ass fucking timing bro
That's a case of brother that because it makes the dumbest play ever timing pre-barrier
Every time it's so funny
Raise in the smoke, raise in the smoke, hundred
Can you duck?
Ready to duck bro
He's in there
Scouts on A
One second, I'm taking
How does life feel without Neon?
Well, the Neon's turf is not in yet, but people already stopped playing Neon, but they still
kept using the Judge.
Yeah, I mean, the game is still a black lowkey dog shit.
I think Neon was a problem, but I think there's bigger issues.
I think I'm gonna stop playing the game.
I can't though.
I'm addicted.
That's all I have.
What about you play Counter-Strike?
Fuck.
Where is this check?
This is what they're talking about, that means I have prices.
I have another crazy call. Just takes a K
Yeah, just four of you scale up on my red thing, I'm gonna hold your ramp from here
Rushing I miss most of that. Yeah, just fresh. Okay. Are you talking or flashing?
Flash there, flash there.
Dog, dog, dog.
I have your run.
We can't go 7, we should not.
You well done?
One flank, one flank.
In everywhere.
They sure was ropes.
He's coming back.
He's holding my TB.
He's on site.
Wait.
He's ran into the screens, ran into the screens.
I'm talking to three, hold on.
No need, I got him.
Oh no, the fuck I lived there.
Um, I can give him a ray for a race.
You know what this says?
What?
I'll play mid.
Yeah, you know what that says?
No.
You can't fucking read?
It's not on you.
Never learned that skill.
I put all my skill points into aiming.
I'm not.
You know like the sliders that have an MMOs?
This close enough fit.
He's going for a low cramp though.
I'm just gonna only be 1D.
I can pop flash on him.
I know.
I got so excited
You know happy feet like the little penguin?
That was good
I just see it first
I won't believe it until I see it
It's just rumors to me still
Let's make them dance
I think it's a shotgun, what am I doing dude?
You are never mind, shut up, don't talk right now.
I don't know where are you.
Do you smoke mail?
Yep.
I got you to put into your prison.
No delay?
Look at them, look at them with no delay chat, look at them, I love that, there's no delay
and all of a sudden the enemies are making mistakes
there's of course they do
you know also i feel like i play way better when i don't have my facecam on
i feel like when i have my facecam on i'm like
it's like a performance i'm a jester
like you have to entertain like
Yeah, yeah, like if I if I get like cringe shock on that to make like a funny face
But it's like bro, I can't wait to go home. I can play putt naked. Oh my god. Oh my god
He's in
Wait, can we just pop this guy? Can you pull us on Elbow?
He's here.
He's on the left. He's on the left.
He's still left.
I know exactly.
You're after five stars?
I'm down, fuck it.
Make no sense of where they are, we're re-walking them.
Here we are, re-walking.
Is he ever gonna ult?
Teleports ready.
Please, please, please, please, please, no.
Nice.
down for me and see if I'm going to be there soon.
Isolate them, then kill them.
Get out of my way!
I know we have to go back.
Alright, I spoke before, you don't have to commit.
Select me, select me, we can't go.
I'll be out for 8 more hours, sorry, I'm getting off soon, but you keep going back.
You pop it from here?
Can you smoke?
Smoke me, smoke me.
We're gonna walk into the smoke.
Make a noise, break it.
No, it's breaking it
It's clear it's free
Yeah
There's a short live dream
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Yo, honestly, I'm in the fucking backpack this game
That's why it does work, yeah
I'm smoking now
30 seconds left
Fuck, I'm sorry
Close to me, close to me
You're such a bum
My turn
Close to you guys, I'm here
110, 110
Nice
Oh, nice
Must Vents
Reposition, yeah
Flash anything bro
Oh, we lost. Oh my god. I sure I went I sure I'm sure I don't hate the reposition you got unlucky you got like right there in time
Thanks. Have a good one, bro. I'm not gonna see us later, bro
I'm not gonna allow great to end my stream. I'm gonna play this five second. I'm not playing CS today
I'm gonna be so honest to you guys
I just don't understand, are they just gonna like jump in my hole?
I don't know what my clue is like sitting there.
I should have left a while ago.
I don't know.
And we're gonna do this five stack.
Either I was gonna do the five stack or I don't know.
I would have probably played CS.
He's going back at us back.
Hey, when you get spotted, bro.
So I don't think I'm gonna play CS over the five stack.
Oh, look, they have a trip here.
They're gonna worry about your role.
And there's a camera on me here.
I'm holding your room
There's a gap in the wall
One more elbow elbow you guys should do this guy
No
I
Want here we just fucking win these fights me when this is keep trying to beat the fights keep trying to beat the first
Who does it
You guys just listen listen get all the smoke up off my shirt
It's one-sided one click
Yeah. Yeah. Can you moan it? What? What? What? Yeah. Who said that? Yeah. Is that
worth an ad? Thanks. That was nice though. That was nice. What's your name? Water. Water?
Water. Water. My name is water. W A C R. Oh, right. This is water. I see. Okay. That's
I see
Oh you talking about my name?
None of all you're all of us
Yeah
Water?
Alright
Imma keep your name in mind bro
I see
Well
I've been
Noticed by the god
I hope not
Not for anybody
Ah first time I'm gonna wrap
Just make no-
Just make no sure me, don't die outside
to be held
just wait, keep hopping nice, keep hopping nice, I don't like that
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't like that
I
How much I think you pumping noise
The only way that guy leaves they have like four people set there
I don't understand if that's if that's what happened then they got it wait
I don't get it. I don't see what happens. You could get a site
I like that one, the flash fight for the cypher was
The cypher re-cured me a squad somehow
Cause they always respected
Is he on site?
Let me tell you on cam, we'll keep an inbred cam in on them
Welcome, Nick
Hmm, I would have heard of it
My music's on that loud
What are we doing, chamber?
I was just defaulted my rifle
Last time there was a guy inside
I
Must be here I'm pretty got someone walks into my crosshair. Hey, what the fuck
People I said no
one mid, and one missing
go to the tether
i didn't even have it, pretty sure he's not around
you just live, try to live
they have global, it's fine
he could be out there
come for them
yes
good luck max
Oh my God, man, he's a Turkish guy too, I'm fucking the screws.
I think I'm gonna go play at five stack, bro.
I bet.
I think so.
Honestly.
Hey, we squashed the beef.
We ran it back.
Honestly, yeah.
Yeah.
The crisps and bloods are good now.
We'll be, we'll be running it back soon.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, bro.
When I'm back home in Canada and I don't have to like deal with like a certain gym
schedule, a student further food schedule, whatever, bro.
Playing eight hours a day. All right, we're gonna carry my fat ass again soon. GG's bro. All right. See you buddy late
All right, let's play
Let's run off my delay
Please, please, please, open the window!
Help!
I got some kills, what you doing to me?
I got some kills, man.
What you doing to me?
I got some kills, man.
Oh, guys.
God, what is this guy doing?
Okay, so I cover here.
Let's go fast and push through here.
Now crouch, look at me, look at me, look at me.
Now I'm gonna add a monster.
I'm gonna do nothing at once.
I've added you, bro.
Oh, man.
Lave's waiting on you?
Tell Lave how I'm gonna be there.
Not anytime soon, bro.
I don't think I'm playing CS tonight, like I said.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I added him, I added him.
Was he talking right?
I said, I said, I mean, I'm like, I'm not even set.
I'm gonna take a piss, Quichat.
I was like, I added him on this court though.
I was like, am I at the layoff?
Yeah, we're good.
you
All right.
All right, we're running the five stack right now.
It's my delay off it is.
Yeah.
Let me get water too quick.
What the fuck is he doing right now?
Oh my God.
What the fuck is he doing right now?
Oh my god.
Future?
Uh, what's good?
Yeah, what's good?
What's good?
Yo, you want to invite your duo in here?
Do we need one?
Uh, yeah.
Um, yeah, yeah, we do.
Okay, let me see.
Let me see if he wants down to play.
Yeah, let me know.
You know, we always got to move slops.
We don't need need one, but we could.
Yeah.
We definitely need one for sure.
There you go.
Definitely need one.
He said he's down.
Let's go.
Let's get it, man.
How was your day, bro?
My day.
Honestly, it was terrible, dude.
I've been getting fucking big down all day with these fucking stream snipers.
I've been tilted as shit.
I was going to get off actually.
You know, it was bad.
All the good news is Jason's shooting a delay.
Jason, you got a five minute delay, right, Jason?
Yeah, I got a 10 minute delay.
That's what's up.
That's what I'm about to win all these games.
That's not right.
Wait, wait, what?
Oh, wait.
Tauverk, me, Leigh, Leigh's, me, Tauverk, YBG, YBG, Tauverk.
Not Leigh, it's like the chip.
Oh, Leigh's.
OK, what's up, Leigh's?
What's up, Leigh's?
It was good.
OK, I'm going to add Moves right now.
All right, this is my hat right here
I just
That was that there
There we go
What up move fuck yeah, what up moves?
Yep, we got the fucking stock here, bro Wow
Yeah, I got no invader line. No, one second. I'm at you right now, Jason.
You guys, this might be the A team. Are you guys cracked up?
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, look, wait, is your is your team center?
Yeah, yeah.
Sensor hashtag 1337. Yeah.
And then bang.
There we go
Sorry, you pulling up tomorrow tomorrow night, actually
Tomorrow night. Yeah, you guys is new crib. You guys got a new crib, right? Is it nice?
Yeah, the party's at our house. Yeah, it's at our house. Wait, whoever said that you look at our house
Yep
You guys all live in? Hell yeah
The core to the core. We all core here
Fuck yeah. All right. Well, I guess my room is ready too
I'll live next to Marvin though, I have to.
What?
Cool.
Okay, so what service should I go?
Do I just go West here or like just put everything together or?
Put what?
Put like West Coast and Central.
West and Central.
Alrighty.
Wait, let me mute my mic.
We're about to be in queue for like 12 hours bro.
Let's see what we got.
What are our ranks here?
No, we'll get a game because I'm sure we'll get like queue sniped.
Wait, how are you in this lobby twice, Tarek?
How?
Chat and chopped.
I
What's the matter daddy
I give it to you.
So you guys like you guys like grind Valo a lot or what's the deal?
I'm blue collar worker, so when I'm not working hard, I play that I was around the trap of finesse and grown up
So you're what I was like trapping a finesse and growing up like working that corner. It's okay. Okay. Okay, so look at that
Oh, I thought I got a game. Oh, I missed like I'm not gonna lie. I got a peak
Okay, okay, I love you kid and who's I love you can in here. That's me
That's me. That's me. Okay. That name got me multiple to don't worry about it. You play Smith play like hell
hell yeah
I might be the man
But I'm talking about ER chat e-sex. You got to get radiant though cuz otherwise I
They don't like if you're diamond, I feel like you know
I don't know
By something in the game, and I lose her bro, but it's okay. Yeah, you gotta you gotta rank up a little bit
It's okay though. It's not bad for it though. I have the skill for Atari your radiant players fucking diamond. I get it
It's worth a fucking god
Well, this is like a test lobby, I don't know
I know Jason and I don't know we're meeting there. I might you know too much. So this is like a good showing
I might have a new deal
I hope you guys are ready for a free win.
No, I'm ready for a free win.
I was like, oh my, I'm gonna be easy.
Yeah.
I'll hide your name.
No, no, no.
No, we don't hide names, bro.
Trust me, it's for the better.
If I come on, bro, we're not too cool, bro.
We can show names for one game.
But I'll take money protecting us.
So
If they see LFE kitten, they're going to be like, oh, we already know exactly what they're looking at.
I already know you guys in this game, you guys duo queue into a swift play.
LFE kitten, Fat and Chop, you do good stuff back in the game.
Well, I always do what you guys are doing.
Fat and Chop is like, bro, I hate my fucking boss on a chud.
And then LFE kitten is...
Split up, and because it's one extra person, that could be an agro.
So we prefer to split up.
You guys split up and like...
Yeah, we just...
So you get both sides of the team just to see like, just a scope in half.
Yeah.
I think I have every server except Virginia.
I'm back.
I got two eggs.
We're talking about E-Kids.
Just two eggs.
That's it.
Two eggs.
Two boiled eggs.
Not even boiled.
Just raw.
Just raw eggs.
How about you guys?
Have you guys got a gym in the house?
Probably.
Yeah, we be in there all the time.
All the time.
Yeah.
Yeah, all of us everything one of us
Lace actually lives here where do you guys all actually live there? Yes fuck with me
Okay, but not a you can
Again moving so yeah
Just right next to mark bro, that's what
That's actually gonna hit to wake up and go peek in his room. It's gonna be like
Is it going to be fucked?
Bro, when you walk into the room, you're like, bro, Marlin, we're like, yeah.
Ron's cameraman.
Holy. Are you actually going to pull up to the party?
Yeah, I might be done.
Might be down. He's flaking, bro.
I'm not flaking. I'm not flaking.
No, no, no, we're on.
Yeah, you don't have to.
No, it's not even a sugarcoat thing.
I'm like, if I say I'm going to go, then I have to go.
I'd rather say I might go and then you know, I might go
If I say I'm a cum then I have to cum
Make for force him to say he's gonna come bro. No, no
Let's see how this game goes if you guys are looking nice, then
Jason you were radioing like top ten like multiple times, right?
I know yeah, you were doing like the what are you doing? You're doing like some dating shows or some shit
I forget
You are grinding this game
Radiant on
My child
Oh my god.
Oh, we're about to get so hard.
I'll see it.
It doesn't fucking matter.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
All right, everyone, go on your go on your comforts, bro.
Just lock in your comforts.
We'll figure it out.
Okay.
I just want to let you guys know I was banned from Jixi's Valorant tournament for being
too good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're gonna stand no chance.
Yeah, literally.
Okay, what are you? What are you doing my Jason?
Well, honestly, do we just go E kit and smokes for do lists?
No, that's what I'm saying. We know how to play the game so we can just run at them. No, I mean, yeah, maybe
Yeah
My play though, no, they're not coming to play but none of my game
Walk it in J way
You might go chamber actually
Go do this
I don't want to go chamber. I good. I go chamber. We got trip or flank like that who?
2010
I
Have tight dinner all we lost through we plan you guys know these guys have type in her bro. This guy's on shit
That's not even legal yet
Jesus and in Boppe
All right, we're gonna try hard for this first game second game we fuck around
Just to show to everyone that we got that
Who the fuck's on the toaster, dude?
So, Ty, you think you're gonna be streaming for the rest of your life?
That's a good-ass question.
How do I, like, get out of this industry?
Where's the end game?
I don't know, bro.
Cause I feel like all the OG streamers are still there, right?
Like, how do you retire as a streamer?
Um, well, you could go...
Who do you stream at that retired?
Exactly.
God.
I'm sort of retired after Boston, bro.
On a high?
Yeah, it's just all downhill now.
I was getting farmed by clubs in red.
Yeah, but can you ask me?
Is he coming back or no?
Yeah, I think he's coming back.
I feel the why.
He said yeah, but why? Is that what he said?
I think he's talking himself.
Yeah, I'd be talking to myself sometimes. I'm a fucking crazy fuck.
I got to talk to a real one. Sometimes those voices in the head.
You could take a gambling deal and just leave the fucking after all.
Do that, bro.
Just cash out on a gambling deal.
Oh, just don't get me.
I've ever stood for.
Damn, bro, you've got to get a tarot coin, bro.
To all your fans, give them all your fans.
I'm down. If we go in together, I'm down.
I don't want to go out alone.
Oh, no, you guys.
A couple more years. A couple more years done. I'll wait
Russia's ass
Why does this guy just put my entire government in the nips?
Your name is fucking Gabriel?
I think it named Gabriel Peter.
What the fuck?
That's not bad.
Pretty sure these guys used to go to my old school, bro.
No.
What?
I'm pretty sure they...
Bro, this shit's getting too serious.
Oh, we got a one.
Alright, that's one, boys.
No, no, no.
Oh
You'd be going to the shawarma place with the guys
Two more two more yeah, I
Miss my molly no joke
Oh
Wait, okay, our teammates are over our teammates ranks like a Sunman Batman the mortal
Looking like BJs an act alive
They're gonna be they're gonna be a be
Day today sounds like be bro act alive. Stay frosty. Stay frosty, bro
Ten gifted 20 gifted
one gifted okay we didn't want the pistol come on
you've been on a lost street today bro I've legit lost wait have I won a game
today yeah we won the last game we play oh yeah right it didn't feel like a
wing's eyes bottom you lost so much that winning doesn't even feel like I didn't
want to win wait there's no way they're remaking a flashback you can't really go
no no so they're a little sensitive to the bucket I hit them off line oh good move boys
I
Not committing yet
There's two CT man
They going back maybe
I think you walk I don't think you walk my oldings always watching flank and they have a cypher
Cypher Phoenix are long. This is looking at 2v2 on site boys. I believe in you
That is a good Bali though
We got a reset voice someone talk me through it someone I need someone to talk me through it
Keep talking me through it, bro. Keep fucking talking
What's your name, bro? We're gonna call you can't YBG
We anti-flash play anti-flash, okay, okay. We just wait and then if he flashes, I'm gonna flash back
It's okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait
I'm gonna flash with
You like I'm an acre bus I'm an acre bus
Maybe everywhere come and see you come and see you
Sir, I can lead the pack in mid bro, 1, 3, 1, every run.
Oh my god, what a call.
We do the same, we do the same.
Okay, I'm gonna, listen to me, I'm gonna walk down mid,
if they flash you guys are anti, you pop out and kill them, okay?
Alright, just stay.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, can I play anti-anti?
You wanna play anti-anti? What does that mean?
Okay, you hold.
No, okay, no, no, no, Chamber could be the holder I'm hiding.
I'm walking down.
Good luck.
I'm fully in.
Okay, we're going in.
I don't know, let's go on it.
Well, I got a set of the drone on air.
They do have Cypher trips, so it's going to be loud.
I'm going to knife it, buddy, okay?
I'm going to drone again.
You want a baby?
Joke's over, you're dead.
I'm going to shoot out air.
I'm going to cut the gun on the way.
There's my knife on the trip there.
Watch the ship.
I'll save running this one.
Is it fake? No.
Wait, it's on the way.
Oh, it's coming.
It's coming.
Wow.
Ah, it's a good thing I'm flying with the flow.
Okay, we got a lot of range there.
I
Am I crazy to say I'm surprised
Because we just
I'm not slightly demotivated
That's coping bro your copes so maxing
All right, let's run loose this round player game
Sounds like Steve sounds like Steve
Is it real or now outside see
Two more too much
I actually have the same read on open I'm not kidding
They coming up
I'm late. It's three three. I'm sorry. Nice job. Nice job. I'm holding this rich. I'll
feel safe, brother.
Kill your mom.
Beautiful bag work there, Turkey man.
Oh, Turkey man.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Nice, Turkey man.
Okay, okay.
Nice. We can win.
You are good.
I think I'm almost sniping too. It's all good. It's not going to affect us. It's all good,
though.
Don't let us like you
I'm shadowing him, bro. I
Can drop you Jason or Ken
This is literally people I want to school with
So they wouldn't like that with a stream
I have to cross on there. They're gonna leave. They're gonna leave.
One's on the sea, garage. One's on the sea.
You just called me Buddha?
No, I said moves, but it looked like you were cheating, so I called you Buddha.
Okay, okay.
I agree here, I think.
Yeah, I got boxes. I'm gonna get in that, okay?
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready for this.
I'm ready.
Two garage, bro. I got you.
I'm watching it
Nice
You don't last for fun or what yeah, I'm trying to do like that art again. What was his name Ardo?
Oh
Was that we're in order to catch you I let every type shit, he knows
No
Promise you hide right here
I'm gonna high-shore at your luck I can't help you sure as well yeah
Yeah.
Cypher, eh?
Oh, we got a C long something.
Joke's over.
You're dead.
Nice, big kill.
I know exactly where we're going.
I want a bunny.
Hey, smoke.
Close.
Oh, shit.
What's happening here?
Get in.
I
The Omen CP with the cybercube
These guys are these guys are decent
Guys yes
I'd be right now. If I was you right now, that'd be a rough message to read out. It's just way too late.
What?
Phoenix is dead. I'm ready.
You just spray him!
Quinn, don't worry. I'm here.
They're both outside of lobby as well, guys. They're both outside of lobby.
You let that shit go and cancel the spray at some point.
I thought I was lighting the window.
I think you are.
What's going on, Graz?
I'm doing grass.
So, he just one time to me and misses every shot to you.
Oh my god.
Don't worry. My friend from Turkey.
I will always show you something.
Kacersky.
Listen to the choice.
Yo, sir, can you get a PC?
Yo, how's it going?
Go pick this line, bro. I promise.
Yeah, I'll do this, man.
Yeah, maybe I need a switcher. I can't play C.
When the we
Yo, can't you saw something?
Yo, you said me. Yeah, yeah, can you saw something in drumming?
Everything
It is
You know grads weird though
No, we should just probably go to the window. No, I'm pretty sure was long. Okay. I'll be here for my job
We got a lot of gaps right now
You have garage fun. I've grabbed cross. Yeah, I see cross through smoke, but I don't think you're faking
Yeah, the time it was only long they're probably gripped up towards see I'm leaving you just I could be long on you though
I
Just jiggle long it's not nothing
I think
I'm gonna read up there make some grudge yo chat why am I am I missing this man on the other
They sent an MF!
I'm crushed, I'm crushed.
No beyond your limits!
Plus ultra!
I don't... I don't... I don't...
Nice, nice.
Wait, he was backside!
Get it!
I got a bad dart, I was a bad dart, muffle, muffle.
I might miss it, bro, you're good.
I got bogeyman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
I know what to do.
guys I'm poor I can drop I can drop I'm teleporting
I'm pretty sure it's right here
Should be
Throw your Voldemort
There's so many f***ing clouds outside today
Looks quite sunny
I'm a f***ing burger
Okay, it's okay.
I'm coming in. Get ready to stand there. Just stay spawned.
Oh, it's fine.
Stop using B. Stop using B.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Please. I'm begging you, bro.
I'm trying. I have you.
He has me.
Oh my god.
I'm trying. I'm trying.
Pharynx is default. Hold your flash.
Oh my god, I should be my key
Come on evil gooner X sentinels you guys actually win this
Honestly, I'll trade you bro. Go for it
What?
No!
This guy's like ninja, bro.
Yeah!
WAAAAY!
Okay!
That was amazing!
Oh boy, come on!
WAAAAY!
Haha!
Boop Boop WAAAAY!
Holy shit!
Oh, against the IRLs too?
Fuck that!
What?
Oh.
We're gonna hit him for some, uh, for some grub.
I'll make fun of him for a bit.
I remember going on one time.
He was right.
I'm not grubbing.
Ahh, no!
No!
That was a pretty good one!
That was not too shabby.
Not at all.
See you these days.
I'm just gonna cross.
Jett, Silver, Esquire there, they're not running up.
Yeah, they're showing right now.
Too short, too short.
Maybe they're not.
He's looking inside.
I killed Lurk.
Never mind, never mind.
I think I was open to Phoenix.
No close sight right now, I'll drop for you.
I'll 3, I'll 3.
Like a flash, ready?
I
see where yeah the phoenix was there uh nobody's in the middle
where they don't fix
that's all it's gonna take talk that's probably spawn spawn on the right
cover
No, mommy
Last round the problem I thought today was let's go. Let's go today
Wait, I can so
311, you know, bro Jason's been requested to fucking start the round and I bought the
The silver keeps better than me
Guardian when he has a pocket guardian
Yeah, so for Cypher just I'm getting so tell me you're gonna be a little late boys
What are you talking about?
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
I have all levels, I have all levels.
What the fuck?
There's one for Feedies.
You're playing with a dick in your butt.
That's how you're playing.
You're playing with a fucking dick in your ass, bro.
God, deal.
I'm an attack player.
Stand up right now and take the dick out of your butt, bro.
out your butt bro. Do it. Take the dick out of your butt.
There's nothing in my butt. Nothing in my butt.
There's nothing in my butt.
Are you playing like it?
I don't know.
We're doing good, we're doing good. 6x6 is all good.
I can just definitely put on like funk.
Alright listen, I have an idea.
Ter, come flush. I'm gonna shock the ship.
The rest of you just hold and spawn or mid wherever you want. They're all gonna walk into us
Push everywhere else guys everywhere else
Three
Nice nice nice
Point me in a direction I'm ready to run it down boys
I
Rush good
We go say makes go back site first
I'm watching this shit right here. What's up?
Just take another short nobody go short fuck short
You don't go to
I have
go ahead get your ones get your ones i got the wrong enemy remaining
hmm
I got one boys. That was actually nice sharing. Yo, let me hold that B you got.
Oh, would you have the singer though, Blood? No, no. Oh, wait, did he just, did he just
bark at the, did he just bark at the, yeah. Alright, I got another call. Smoke this. Chamber,
chamber go down short we're going to kill
oh wow we're going to be let's get excited
i'm excited bro i'm excited brother
no light on your time
here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go
let's go with them uh
i'm going to play my flash window get ready
three two good luck come on pull up pull up pull up
come on okay yep yep wasted no time wasted no time
i am on top oh he's in
I
De-link matter daddy and back side just back say right side smoke
If you're ones if you're ones back safe your left
Wow
You downgraded skins low
I'm not gonna lie probably
Money but
That was good. That was good bonus. I'll get I want to drop chest bump in the chat
I actually got delayed
Everything
The garage doors I will end this game positive
I think I heard someone step on dirt short cypher's playing seed
No, look I'm rich on this a line right now. You guys got don't make those don't make those guys a chauffeur. It's like
I'm full talks
Yo smoke yeah
Mofasa okay
I
Hundred on jet by the way
One CT one CT day I need to be micromanaged. Yeah, we come back
Mark we go and see Jason you can
There's gotta be a guy garage or C bro
Yeah, check C check C check C or check and see rush could be garage to be back flat
He's gotta be garage to be default. Oh my god. I got plank
nice big
get up, get up
you got healed, play your game though
wait wait wait, send us one
right back in
like that, one more
come on, jump his ass
no
nice
come on
so beautiful
we're starting Jason up
it was nice one
I'm like
No, there we go
Too careful careful
I
Like
Yo, I can't kill this guy
Shot batting shots. Come on. Hey
Person in a round
You guys run up to Roswell there for you just hold his body chamber. Go see what
We're gonna both in garage
I'm straight up be hopping up ultra right away. Good luck have fun. Let's use one
Come on, Jake. Come on, Jake.
This is what we need you.
No, you can't crouch there, bro.
I mean, I just did.
I was good. I was a fucking bird in the sky.
I can't really use the bird or a row.
Ew.
Ha ha ha.
Take our 10 King.
Oh, I thought the God King.
We had that. We actually had that.
I need to go back there.
Was all we need is three, I think?
I lost this. What you mean?
No one's nervous, right?
I'm getting there, but we're playing way too big of a crowd to be nervous.
Watch this.
So I'm staying boys.
Guys, we played on land.
The four of us are on land.
We've all been on land.
Oh, I remember I was there at Boston, bro.
Oh, different feeling.
Different feeling.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on, please.
This works us again?
This works us again.
I'm gonna fall in place
Can you smoke this again?
Here we fucking die
I'm gonna try to check
Is every camera good or not?
Where is he?
Can you smoke?
I feel like I'm shooting inside the side right now
Can you smoke the window?
Yeah
No, look at your sword.
Nothing. Nice, Adion.
Thank you, Adion.
So, the Cypher just walked out to smoke?
Give me three boys, give me three.
Headshot is 20.
Nice, we have a...
Come on, Lyric.
Let's go.
Go ahead, go ahead.
This guy might be on A.
I don't hear a rotating anywhere.
If you watch out, GG.
I don't feel anywhere.
I
You see they're having a flanking looking like heaven
Let it out baby
It moves guys
I like how we're stunting them from catching a...
...momentum.
Catching a bug?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No flash.
You guys are wrong long.
Oh wait, there's enough.
So ult again.
I'm playing for kills.
I'm playing for Jason, I'm playing for Jason.
Derek, can you hit the ult again?
Yeah, I just want to be long.
You're having a flash of drone?
I'm just playing for you bro.
I did it, that's all good.
oh my gosh i'm midwalk
got him jay
what do you mean i fucking jay i just saved your fucking report life
oh my bad yeah my bad yeah
jay i just share it
jay that's crazy
Wait Jack, everybody ready?
Fuck yeah, I got a KS
Get some fucking kill in 76
Fucking burger crumb
He's got pain
He's got pain for this guy
I don't know, bro
I believe it
Maybe not
What's happening?
I'm down on re-hit C
What are we doing?
They just stopped me
I'm walking
On the garage
So we're walking there
Hey, we're not a judge, right?
Hey, why don't you guys walk B while we walk A
I like this, I like this
Go for your ones over there
there we're gonna walk at you baby moose wait but but they just gave me here
one's here are you good
30 seconds left. One enemy remaining.
What's going on? It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
I'm going for the knife, good luck.
I'm not getting that knife, it doesn't matter.
Let me have him, let me have him.
Oh, this is coming for you.
Oh, he doesn't check this. He's snapping, he's snapping, he's snapping.
Play for the clutch moves. You got this, bro.
If you do this.
He don't check this, he don't check this, he don't check this, he don't check this.
Oh, God, he clears this.
bro we did it we did it okay bro good shit now jason we're setting you up
it's fucking how do we see you up let's uh bro i'm not it bro
i'm not like bro you do need some kills
i can even see him
i can't even see him
i'm pushing the corner
no
But I'm trying to hear here, but okay, okay
This is not no funny business right
Your LG because you're just Bailey raging I'm LG that's kind of true
Yo, come on girls, come on girls. I'm gonna show you
All this way you
That's it, that's it
Oh my god
God damn one flanking
Top long box.
Yeah, we're going, we're going.
We're just gonna get ready.
Come this way, come this way.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
They're both here.
Where does someone just jump?
They're both here.
Yeah, they're both here.
I'm pretty sure.
Wait, he's losing?
I'm gonna flash out.
I think it's a fake.
I think we're shot.
He's even low.
Oh, my bad.
Oh my god.
Come on now. Yeah, my limb, bro.
I think it's hard on this game that our red games to
I can't believe I'm talking about.
That's what it's all about, bro.
See, we don't know what it is.
We like it all, bro.
The past one was brought.
We left everything out there.
No, I did as I gave it my all, bro.
What do you, RR?
I tried my hardest.
Wow.
What a game.
I mean, we were playing as radius, bro.
I don't know how I can.
Those guys are really bad.
Those guys are literally my ulti, man.
That's definitely a game to play, though.
The Omen and the Jett were my ulti mates, so.
Holy moly.
Shit.
Wait, how much are we going for that?
Plus 15?
Wait, 15 is not bad, bro.
This might be the hack right here.
In this economy, 15 is not bad.
How much do you guys get?
I got 20, boys.
I appreciate it.
18?
Caught a rank up?
I got 28.
Holy shit.
You got blessed.
Mother, no cavities.
I got gingivitis.
I didn't read these.
Sorry.
Ew.
Yeah, I got gingivitis.
Found it out.
But like serious are you guys done right here?
In target you have to pull up tomorrow
Imagine the party's going on and we just get on
I'm gonna keep it above
I mean, I'm down like if we can make it happen we can play another day we can make it happen
Hit our lunch
That was funny
Holy shit
Okay, now what the fuck do we do that call it right here? I was low key gonna call it bro. I
Was low key high key gonna call it
It's about to save my week. Let me save my week, bro. I lost every fucking game today. Oh
My god, that was a lot. Damn those guys got some energy dude
Dude, I feel like I just used everything in league.
What?
You haven't even streamed eight hours, brother.
We're not going for eight hours.
We're going for five hours.
We're overtime.
How long have I been live six hours and a half?
I'm kind of bound to call it and kick it, dude.
I know if I get on CS, it's just going to get messy, bro.
Like bro, life is going to be there.
Moe's going to show up.
It's going to be a family argument.
I'm going to be in the middle of it.
I'm going to be like, fuck, I don't know what to say.
I need this party tomorrow. Don't skip or I'll be mad. I'm gonna see tomorrow. I don't
I don't want to say yeah, because yeah.
Ahhh.
We will be there.
Alright, I'm going to call it a chat.
I think I'm going to call it a bar.
I'm going to just show.
Honestly, it was a fun.
It was a good way to end the stream.
It was a fun day.
Well, no, it was not a fun day just to be clear,
but it was a good way to end it.
It was a miserable day.
There's no delay shit. It was cooked man. Then we added delay and then I was raging it was it was fucked
It was straight up fucked, but you know a nice way to end the stream
All right y'all as always I appreciate you guys as always. I appreciate you guys. I'll be back tomorrow tomorrow's Friday
So it's watch party
tomorrow's Friday, so it's watch party Monday. We're playing the jinx event and
Yeah, watch party through the weekend. We go with the vibes, but otherwise. I hope you guys have a great
great rest of your night and I'm gonna see you tomorrow at 1 30 pacific.
All right y'all salut salut love you guys. Peace!
Let it y'all.
All right, y'all, I'm gonna see you guys tomorrow.
Have a good rest of your night, everybody.