I don't know what to do.
I think he knows what he's in for today.
What?
Oh, hey!
What are you talking about, dude?
Yo, dude, we've been having some great games as we can. How you doing man? Really?
surprising
Now you might have take you might have picked the best three days to take off brother
No, how was your little break dude? I thought I thought we lost you. I thought I thought you were pulling the hands dude
Yeah, I've been kind of sick dude. Oh
Still no shit. Yeah
Yeah, like the flu or something did or like a cold or what? I
I don't know. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's allergies or what.
Well, welcome back. Welcome back.
Yeah, I fucking every time I open up Twitter, bro, it's like...
Tyler complaining about hackers.
Yeah, it's been pretty bad. It's the same guys pretty much every day.
They killed me about 20 times yesterday.
So.
Only 20?
Great.
Yo, how much do you want to bet, Chad?
Now that T-Fu's here, let's do a prediction.
Will A.M.K. join after his solo game
that he's been wanting to do all morning?
Now that T-Fu's here, I bet this guy A.M.K.
shows up as soon as his fucking game's over.
I almost guarantee it.
Well, you wouldn't play with you though?
Well, he's like, dude, I got to record
this solo game play, bro.
me a bit like I got to get this YouTube gameplay I almost guarantee he joins after this game.
Damn dude that's fucked up that's fake.
Um, all right, stop.
We got to get hacked and do it.
I'm ready for a session. Oh shit.
So where'd you go? My game crashed.
What do you ninja? No way ninja gets on today.
He doesn't usually play does he?
No, it's like it and it's Easter weekend. No way he gets out of there
Yeah
Yeah, I wasn't gonna stream tomorrow, so I'm like fuck cuz you try to stream today
Yeah, I mean they're gonna do a super short one of my like a few hours. I do have mail
Oh really? Oh, it's a wrap
That is so cap and you got so excited.
All right, I'm not screen here.
You're to hide the screen, dude.
Yep, you sure?
Yeah, also, you know, Swift PSL.
I'm not never heard of ours with the guns this morning.
He streams at me game one of Stella
and it dropped me like 12 purple weapons.
I'm like, hey, thanks, now,
now you've given me back like a quarter of what I lost to you.
Thank you, bro.
You're like, what is that?
Like the dude bang your girlfriend
and then bought you dinner,
like it shit doesn't even out.
a nice guy. Yeah, the other day, we were playing with me, Nick Merks and Ty, and Kenny wished
himself a bunch and resin Nick Merks, but killing Ty and Ty was crashing out.
Bro, honestly, he was, he was ragequitting on Nick for getting rest and like talking
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Like I get what Nick was saying about that shit,
but like, bro, I'm gonna have to side with Tyler, bro.
Like- Really?
Nah, I'm on Nick's side here.
Bro, I mean,
bro, I just don't, like,
I'm not playing into a fucking guy that's a pedophile, bro.
Like, fuck that guy, I hope he dies.
I'm not like, I'm not gonna fucking sit there
I'm trying to raise that guy. I'll be there.
Like I generally hope the worst for that guy.
Shit.
Like the dude's a fucking pedophile
and he cheats on the video game like fuck that dude.
You saw him with Tyler.
Like I'm not associating with fucking pedophiles.
Who the Kenny guy stream snipes
Dudes a fucking pedo
And then
Nick was getting mad or a Tyler with towers like fucking ignore them
And the Nick Merck's is like playing into like getting rise and all this shit. I'm like, I don't fuck all that shit
But maybe Nick Merks doesn't even know that, so who knows.
I didn't know that.
No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, I genuinely, I'm like, does Nick not know, you know what I mean?
Like, is that why?
Because like...
Wait.
wait he has a crazy reddit thread on that it's real wait really yeah the guy's a fucking
pedophile what yeah wait someone's gonna link any of this as you find it
would eat context I mean did I can my voice as fucks I can't even really talk
but like basically there's a guy that fucking streamsniped us with aimbot and
he got exposed for being like a pedophile all this crazy shit and then
Tyler's like just fucking ignore him and then Nick was like trying to
raise him up and she's like yo bro res me dude no for the record Nick death
way to know that because I didn't even know that I knew that but I don't think
he I mean I don't think you know I don't think they can do that's why I'm
like because I'm like watching the clips and I'm like bro like what is what
is he doing you know like fuck this guy you know what I mean like because it's
one thing like hacking a video game I'm not like that guy what do you say oh
my god you know it's one thing like hacking a video game but like that
level of shit is like that's a whole nother level of piece of shit dude. Like I don't fucking
that shit at all.
Am I not ready to up? Are you not ready to?
I'm not gonna let you go.
People say that your friends with them, dude.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
You know how many times that guy's killed me?
Bro.
Mason, how old are you?
26.
Yeah, you have been friends with them in at least like 10 years.
Wait, did ADZ just make me?
Probably ADZ, it's mature content, I can't even look.
I'm not logged in.
But it was a hundred percent that dude that made high and Nick all crash out.
Holy there's so much on this guy another guy's a fucking piece
Whatever let's just go play that like you would give the guy any more attention slowly once a year
Oh, well, everything's starting to add up here and why this guy's so weird in the
and shit.
Hmm.
Shush.
I mean, it just goes to show that if you hack any video game, you also have no morals.
So.
It's almost like I've been saying that for months.
For years.
It's just going to end up why this guy's been doing this for four months.
Sure, every day he's got nothing else going on.
I try to tell people that fucking Jeffrey Epstein used to cheat in video games and
fucking he had a private Steam profile and this and that and no one believed me.
I'm not the honest one here.
Right.
I guess here we are.
Fucking harvester.
the
I don't know
I don't even know why we're here
I don't need a bucket
I thought it was going to go off.
Fire.
Oh my god.
You gotta be kidding me.
It baited me once so I didn't even care.
Watch out for the rocket.
Oh shit.
I got one of them already
I don't want to stop we're good right
All right, it's not bad.
Now what are the odds we take this thing out with more deadlines and not enough ammo?
Zero.
I think we could do it.
I don't have enough ammo there Renegade.
How much ammo you got?
I got 138 extra in the Renegade and 63 extra in the Volcano.
It's about the same, yeah.
fuck I really thought something would like beat like come I'm going in okay
switch there's a rocket here you can't go in bro oh fuck it's over it's over
Oh, didn't even get one shot off.
Haha!
Oh god.
There we go, we get shot off.
Get inside.
This is good though, this is good though. We can kill these guys and take their shit.
Dude, this fucking fire spread. Are you kidding me? I'm dead.
It spread while it's healing.
killing. You gotta pick me up quick. Got you, got you, got you. Oh, yeah. No, I'm sure
White's, this is, this is gonna be fucked. No, we just gotta kill these guys. We'll
Yeah, right
Where are they though
I mean, they shout from the south at West, right?
What's that rocketeer not on him?
That's what I'm saying. I'm looking at.
I'm in there's two inside. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's talk about this. Hold
on, hold up. I'm dead. Wait, how did you let him get first you?
I fell down and I'm just it you're both no
Are you deaf I did not hear those guys there's no way you did either
Not a chance you heard those guys buddy
Wait, this is the other guy, isn't it?
He died.
Oh yeah.
He died to the queen.
I'm free of the...
All part of my plan.
No, no, no, no, I need that back, please.
a part of the plan, dude.
Can't wait to shit.
Didn't hear a single footstep, bro.
I know one they're just inside of me like what?
Oh fuck.
Not good.
Alright, so what's going to get looted?
There's another guy in the fucking league.
I looted that guy.
Those guys over here, right
My homie just got you lucky tea food was there nice dude perfect. That's exactly what I want to read in chat
Yo, I got them though, bro. I got their loot
away for this big-ass crab in the aggro and then I'm gonna go loot his ass
That guy sucks cuz he didn't even die to me died as a fucking queen cuz he's so ass
Holy shit
I
Got my stuff big dog. Yeah
I'm not gonna lie. This guy's are pretty kidding. Really? Yeah
No way I fucking did the fall. Hey, man. We can talk about this. Help me, please wait
It's T-Fu. It's T-Fu. It's T-Fu. No way. Let me talk. Let me talk. Let me talk
Oh my god, I can't even fucking talk to you because I have no fucking voice
Dude, that's what happened to me to fucking fall. That's my snap open line
To volcano's to bobcats or renegades
Oh my god, bro, I had the further
I died some other day but the only reason I fell down was because of that animation
I don't know why that's happening. Dude. I fell max distance away from that fucking thing, dude
Yeah, we go back
They all had bobcats too. Yeah, look you everyone's decked out
I
Not gonna just crawl to the hatch bro, but like I just fall max distance away
If you didn't freakin knock you over like that you would have been fine
They kind of grift you a little bit. Yeah, I should just killed myself on the hatch
Like is there a way to prevent that I wonder like can I like crouch when I die like you know what I mean like
is there a little minimum thing or something I don't know is there a way to like avoid that
because I've been in that situation before and I'm going to be in it again you're waiting
for me yeah I mean there are probably shrooms up into um I mean either way we died the
stream servers because they didn't die the shrooms diverse and I was alone and then I died
So that would affect your lucky team who was there by nice
All right, hop.
Welp.
Any hide on up?
You know, like, I look at my body looking at it, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
my body look, it feels fine. My throw and my hand, my sinus isn't shit.
You're going to practice Validar or just going to get shit on? I'm probably just going to get shit on.
Alright. Yo Ravel, they have a 20 gift and my man appreciate it dude. Thank you. I probably won't be re-intimidating these times today just because my voice is fucked but I'll read that. Thank you.
Let's just go fucking PvP, dude.
Yes, sir.
If people are actually coming to get on this map, let's fucking wait.
Bro, fuck, I had your volcano, my volcano, two bobcats up because we killed two tempests.
How much are you worth?
Like $300k?
I don't know, but...
But
I
Right
See you buddy
Hey, okay, can you live with a coupe here?
You all are in damn where the dads are let's know me how it is with that last game was fucking gooped
We'll see
Yeah, we'll see these guys might have been an bill pours, but
Teenage
Take it
There's a fucking shredder in there I'm going to talk
I
18 minutes left
Yes, super late. I
Saw her more shots inside that didn't it? Yeah, definitely more
percent
They were gonna jump down
His body's in here though
And it could be up here down low
Oh, they're on Zed, other Zed, how'd they kill the Shire though?
There's some shots.
Close, close.
Right front, fill up, fill up, fill up.
Jesus.
Watch out for that trial blizzard.
Holy
We're so weak yeah, just got up like we needed it practice knocks again
They get the rest of it both not I don't know now. I think you're a guy resin jump jumped up. It's not right here
I
Did you open that door? Yeah
Is that an archive yeah, I think there's another knockout here. I'm sure
There's hello, I'm down there about
I didn't hear a D-Fib either, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Set this 4.
More shots behind us.
Brothers.
There's another body here.
I suddenly let the guy thirst it.
there's there might be another body where's the other body there's three
three on you two on me but there's one on you so where's the four yeah I'm gonna
my guy yeah that's just something's crawling yeah maybe it's the chest crawls
your shot? Yeah, I was right, I heard more shots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Then they go up and see. Oh my god. Going up. Fuck it. We're just up here. So be anybody
up here. No, you never know. Those West guys came from shore. They definitely weren't
far
I think we should go up on the roof, though.
Yeah, she's seeing down here.
Fucking door block down there.
Yeah, like where is that? I think is that there been there?
your shots north way over here right yeah over there over here
you're going there again but it's all right fuck it so we just leave
with one sixty five
uh... worth a little you know more than that
that's a second body
may or may not have two bobcalf wars
get some support
ship this
I think it's literally just doing barrels.
I just could shot at ya?
Maybe.
Up here.
They're on the roof.
Cracked one.
What the fuck?
That's a garbage ass.
Boy, there's a kid down here.
Where?
It's a good demon.
Alright, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
All right, I'm ready. I'm ready ready
Can't crash though my shots are getting blocked you gotta be fucking kidding me
Crack them
We should maybe push that that's like a better push than the fucking roof pushing the roof or fire should have died before I just asked
That pushes guys though
I'm moving up there's a fucking leaper though watch out
yeah kind of like right on me this one left your leg
us
These guys are bailing close to me
I think they're drilling me.
They're about the weakest shit, though.
There's one at tree.
Attack on by tree once.
Cracks right here.
Looks like a kill like that.
Both cracked. Both cracked.
Other one cracked as well.
Push up on it.
Nice.
What's up, bro?
All right
Where's the other brother?
Yeah
then four of the sky
an aspect to
you know i i i thought i'd run at the hospital today
you know that's an inspiration for me now ready to run at double stream side by
the same guy on a new single out to give them a row
tools
can't believe it only a few guns to ask for a standing came in and so
right off the rip
You can never bring fun, but as a brass and you got a stream servers.
Yep.
Actually real.
Every time.
Yeah, I said gold digger alert. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what he said
Wow, thank you.
I
Wait do I get a fucking snow globe shit
Not anymore
So, I'm going to put this in the fridge for a little bit, and then I'm going to put it in the
fridge for a little bit.
the
should we just give you some fuckery just go here for like one game
This is what I need, Chad.
Dude, this is good.
Splash everywhere.
I'm nervous.
I
Hmm
Ah go
You think you're going to play Rust at all dude?
No.
Fair enough.
You better keep an eye out for it.
You want me to play that again?
Uh, no, I've watched it a little bit though.
I do like Rust, but...
Some of the big, like, Dreamer servers years ago were a lot of fun, but other than that.
You played it a little bit?
Yeah, they had like big ass like events with a whole bunch of shimmers and it was actually pretty fun for like a week, but...
Yeah.
I mean, first of all, the rust community is cancer.
Oh, it's cooked, yeah.
It's so good.
Dude, a lot of times they're like crazy toxic people in this game that are like saying some crazy shit or like...
like a lot of times just fucking cheating they always have rust like weapons on
their showcase and like a lot of hours on rust and shit every time a lot of
rust players also just don't have any morals at all
I'm eating soup, bro. So I might be okay, you know, you could like
I don't play the guitar some shit real quick. Just chill. No, right
Get that get that throat lubricated
I might, it might help.
I'm going to lubricate my throat real quick.
Yep, there you go.
Well, I just got a radar hatch key in here.
Oh, getting shot.
From where?
Um, I have no idea.
Truly no idea at all.
one of them twice, but we're chillin'
Oh, I'm such a fat shirt.
I didn't eat at all but I'm satisfied for the moment.
Alright, should we go in?
Or you can shop for him.
Over here.
On this roof and this tower, two different teams.
We're on this roof?
Yep.
Well let's go get him.
Alrighty.
Oh
The big old burp just straight broth, you know
They're running they think they heard you
Let's talk there
I think they know. Oh, shit. You're probably donated there, low key. Yeah.
I hit him all inside town. I'm not from inside attack different team. Oh yeah, so one team
top and one team inside. Okay. Jesus. There's a team in there by the way. We'll kill them
there
he fell he fell
It's not to take fall damage, you do the freaking glitch thing.
I know, I know.
Damn.
Low key, I think.
Gonna go low.
We still got a top as well.
Guy on the roof, fucking one.
Guy on the roof dead.
We smoke these guys and they take the roof, do you have smoke?
Ah, yeah, we look.
Uh, no smoke, so I got two grenades though.
You knocked one, Bruce?
I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, you just fell.
Remember, you throw a two-hand at least, or you could smoke that.
I don't know, but...
Maybe these guys keep peeking, and we just double-hide, they go on.
Thanks.
I can't really see that guy when he peeks man, it's weird.
Yeah, it's in like the perfect spot.
Is she down there walls maybe?
Let me play back.
I don't like this double pipe mostly.
of
Yep
Where they at
It's an elevator check. Yeah
Bro, I'm about to drop down on them bro. I got some crazy shit
Yeah, I'm here. We're dropped down right in this ledge
that one going. Oh no. What's up Nades? And it got me. Okay. No way. That's a really
fun game. 2G. There's a guy down here. That's awesome.
obviously I'm not surprised we got out of here
how like
this one
I
This
Right I do a random ass welcome who threw those names was the other there are their third
Well they run each side of the rafters I kill the right guy the left guy
I was throwing him, I think.
I think they were coming from somewhere else,
but I don't know though, I might have been.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yep.
I'm just gonna run a bobcat
Yeah, that was a ratty ass game. Holy fuck.
It was a four man team. Yeah, two teams on one tower and then they just fucking. They
were cop, they were team, brother. They were coming to each other. They were coming to
to each other the whole time. Yeah.
There's two guys in the roof over here. Let's get them.
Kill most of them.
Have a great day, everyone.
See ya.
Bye.
Nothing can be seen just off the rails.
Later, change your seat.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
OK.
we're back home dude we're back home come on back to Stella
I
Ready Bob us a day. Yeah, oh
Holy shit
I'm weak be careful that guy's just proof. I really don't he's dead. I mean a he's acting anything, but yeah
now gg bro
I'm gonna put a new set of my throat
this guy just threw a smoke down and started fucking shooting through it yeah
I mean, dude, he was shooting before he could even fuck it, and you know we were there out of the mouth.
He's trying to fit me, he's fitting me with Teenage through the smoke, by the way.
Dude, that is insane.
Bro, this is what you guys been dealing with, right?
Every single game, every day.
That's insane.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's cheating.
I mean, dude, that guy was just shooting before it was even possible.
I'm just pre-fying us both.
Can't you?
Yeah.
Um, yeah, that's pretty much about it, however, game it's been.
Sure.
Why do you think the first guy that beat me was Cheetah?
I think it was just the second dude.
I
Don't know though. I think he opened up that door was already looking at me
Before the door is even open
You think Stella's like we fired so I was just like too many cheaters now or
or like I feel like they kind of like pretty much like dude yesterday when we
were playing Stella we had to switch match because it was just the same guys
so we're full shit over and over again yeah but I'm saying like like those guys
are your stream server right but like do you think like just generally Stella
has more cheaters than like damn or like blue gay or something yeah yeah yeah
yeah because people who are going through that for the cheat just want a
pvp and shit because Stella wants a nice first team you run into had a
a hacker on it.
Flash it.
I'm like, this guy saw us as soon as he gets fucking shot
and just throws a smoke.
So shooting.
Thank you, bro.
That's just crazy.
Yeah, why'd you get rid of your boat, dude?
Dude, I have three.
Oh, oh, oh, everybody.
Oh, shit.
That makes more sense.
Okay.
Shit, my bad, big dog.
I didn't know you were moving like that.
Shit.
All that.
No, I got it.
I got it.
I'm fine.
Right now.
I'll probably end up building something else in the future, but
Both are cool though because like unlike cars well, you can kind of with cars
But like boat manufacturers like a lot of them are just custom so like you just build like whatever you want
Customize that shit
Yeah
It's not cars where everything's made of the fucking robot, you know, didn't it?
Both are all fucking handmade for the most part.
Why can I queue this?
Fuck.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay, for my sake.
I
Right over at over
Would you put a saw I bought was a bobcat hopefully
That's all I brought
I
We're gonna get trios on I don't know. Yeah, I think trios is easier to deal with hackers
She's usually in trios like there would be like one hacker on a team for the most part. It's easier to deal with you know
We're like in solos like if you find out it's like tough you know the doers is acid
touch
we are latest thought though
Yeah I know why we're getting too many late spawns today too
Oh
The fucking shudder here all this shit
Fuck that oh
My god, dude long ass straightaway hallways
Shudders. Oh
Yeah, the one place they shouldn't be shredders
Yeah, it's actually probably one of the better features they've had is adding them to all maps
Yeah, and all we have is bobcats like they burn all our ammo just to kill one
All right, maybe a max winning here dude 11 minutes late a lot of shots above ground somewhere
Yeah
Did that guy fucking be both of us
What
I mean dude oh my god, bro to 222 to 15 minutes at one short
This team at a meal
I
Struck they may be going out around yeah
Let's just go up and around and bug it.
I think they're in rat room or like long hall or something.
Rat room.
Opening.
Oh my god, what is this I hit him bro. Yeah fuck
I'm on the other door
Ones on button
I'm pushing
You're gone. Yeah
Never mind. This guy's got a volcano. I'm one shot. You can't actually get through here one. Yeah, don't push, don't push, don't push
Okay, I'm not, no, this door's open, it's up
Doing this shit late
They got this son
They can't get through that probably other door now, so
Yep
I got em.
Bring her on the road.
Ha ha ha.
Wait for this.
We have six bodies.
That's good.
This guy is juice tempest.
Fuck yeah.
I got two juice tempests.
tempest
Well, we've only just went off I think under probably yeah garage maybe we're gonna go we're gonna go
There are other bodies before those guys. Yeah, we got
Well, they big crawl the body's called here. I don't know where the last one is. I thirsted of my thing
I'll never move there.
What's that?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Upstairs, upstairs.
Yep.
We're going up.
Yeah, I'm coming with you.
We're going to be close, probably.
It might be.
They're going up a little bit.
Bottom door.
That bottom door is meeting me.
I got one cracked, one shot.
on the back. That's insane.
It was a renegade. It was weak, though. Could have been body shots.
Give me up. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up.
It's you. Yeah, I'm so cap.
Oh
Look, I just got fucking laser holy shit
Yeah, bro.
Bro, can we fucking extract the whistle on?
Yeah, I don't know. Everyone we fight just knows it's you somehow. I'm not too sure how,
but every single team we fight, tifu, tifu, tifu. Like, what is this shit, bro?
You came to me, so you know I'm here.
I think we got a patreous.
Who's on table?
Yeah, I do. It was a pretty ass.
Maybe it don't happen there. Oh, you just got pinched.
Yeah, I just touched on the back.
that's not a good idea to do
that.
That whole situation looking
back and it's very confusing.
Right because a solo runs at
the door doesn't get shot. We
run out to chase him and then
we immediately get shot. Like
if that's not an organic as
fuck.
I don't know what is.
And then the solo shoot you
fun gaming experience.
Always room for one more. I had a nice time setting it just for you.
of
repair my bobcat no I'm good bro you can do it though you can go repair yours
That's it.
I'm just bringing Bobcat on me, huh?
Not the, not the strat today?
Yeah, I don't have arcadials like that anyway.
I'm going to go eat soup.
Go.
You go on dark.
One from Darkspotion at TSA.
Of course he's got a rust picture with
In the group chat, easy anti-cheat can't catch us, of course.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I think it's like a troll chat, but I bet there's some shooters in there.
Mind you, I'm back to them.
Lighted them, knocked them.
We should be closer.
Back closer to the bobcat.
He's going to resa. Yeah. Oh, he's about out.
He's going to send a blade.
Don't push the mirror, what? Yeah, I gotta go.
I gotta be fucking one. Oh my. You cheated me.
I didn't find a little bit though.
Hey, he's coming back
Don't fit me
She might be able to res me
I'm trying. I'll let you know if he pushes
He's pushing
Good shit
It's on on bridge on bridge close my fucking gun is me
I hit him. He's just wearing my skin. He's crossed.
I'm knocked.
Oh no, that's not good shit.
We gotta buck it. We gotta buck this shit down.
Food please.
We're a fan. What the fuck are you sure it's making you?
Yeah, this is insane.
Yeah, bro.
What's going on, bro? It's kind of sad.
It's like there's like more fights that are not even organic than
Casual Organic.
That's crazy, right? Like what?
It's every fight that's going on. It's outweighed normal players.
What is this turning into I don't know we're gonna go loot that cheater though right I
Looted one a little bit guy in TSA. This guy's on the desk. Yeah
Oh my
This is crazy!
What the heck?
Insane.
Hey Snow, I want a fuckin' meal, not a snack, pussy boy, alright?
Come back when you actually got a hammer on ya, little boy.
Oh, it's so cooked.
Oh my god, dude!
I am your fan, but I want to kill you.
It's been starved for three days they're coming back with the vengeance literally
They didn't know what to do over the last three days now they're all coming at once
Yo, is it right now?
Check around, cracked one, wide at him
Other one's one shot, he's stuck in this corner, stuck in this corner
Uh, oh no he's not, I don't know where I'm at
I
Think I go oh
Maybe you go in here check I heard it below me
We didn't send that kid did we no we're gonna go
I think I heard the other one close the door oh wait I mean oh my god dude I'm that oh man
I told you it was two, brother.
So much for smoking you out.
Yeah, these guys are like hyperfixing up in here
I tried the dude, I suppose it's a little odd.
I stuck that guy who was talking shit by the way that killed me as a game-bin on record.
Yeah, I can't really even kill them because they're not peeking me and there's a that third shame snipper
Yeah, I think so definitely
I
Well, she got out
Dude that guy that killed you so fucking bad instead of them pushing me bro
He just starts trying to chuck teammates and he missed every name
stuck into the wall
In front of them
Yeah, the guys that killed me one of them as a brand new student profile not set up with random numbers and letters as their name and then the other one
As a game band on record
There's a good fight by great guys
These guys are probably also on the list
I
Zayn!
Hey, have a nice little, uh, casual battery run.
Yeah, okay.
.
Oh
Damien batteries how did buy some jolt mines or some shit I
Just did I just did
Fuck
I
Need the library gameplay dude, maybe they would then things out. They're scary people
Oh, I'm probably with you is crazy dude
Every first that last lobby was calling a map
No one was real why are these kids taking so long to like I think they fucked
something up maybe they added more like aggression based match making
threshold that might have that ass and that would make everything a lot worse
That's the same people every game.
Bro.
Actually, holy fuck, they might have done that.
Because if you think about it though, less people would run into cheaters if they did that.
We would run into more, but less people would run into cheaters.
Yep.
So that makes sense.
I mean, it's pretty...
It's pretty clear, like, not only, like...
Like, to average our player hates streamers.
I wouldn't be surprised if mbark also hates streamers as well you know what I mean like
why wouldn't they do that I wouldn't explain why the queues are longer
because it's literally filtering in more light scooters
Holy shit that hit me off and that wall doesn't exist bug right there
I got 20 batters, but we can try it, hopefully, we got them in a safe pocket.
They're going T-Ball. I've tried one.
I think they went up. There's the Shredder out there.
One dead.
What they're both dead
Hey, did you guys what do you say let me call out of here, huh?
Hey!
Interesting
I
Those guys just came out of nowhere. I'm just
right on us
Did you fucking?
No time left in the rain
We're gonna push my two teams and fucking batter turn your batteries
I
Know we might we might just start doing the console strat on this game
Shit I didn't have my snap hook
In my ass
Fuck I don't think I I don't even make a snap hook anymore already made one I can bring
Yeah, I already I brought three ziplines and so I can't even fucking
Yeah, she's a sepok. I could just grab one of my mail
There's mail that you saw
I'll see you down there again, thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, I told you your picture great three days to take off.
Yeah, what the hell?
Well, the spawn is horrendous, but...
I might just go assembly.
Kids closed for me?
I don't know where.
of
another school and a way right now
is a happening so straight
to be not set to
join me and
above the wall. On the bottom. He's running. He was just here. He was just here three seconds ago.
Yep. All the way here, all the way here.
Oh yeah, I'm catching up. Oh yeah, he's better fucked.
Where is he?
Very weak.
and then nice yeah I think the first guy to someone's open a door do you know
door close to me I'm not sure
Batman maybe
down corridor I just saw a guy what the fuck are you fucking kidding me let's go
Oh, god.
All right.
We're here.
Noxmas.
same shot
got to go
fire us in right now
it's knockin' knockin' knockin'
we need to take out the shredder
What in the fuck?
Heh heh heh heh heh.
That shit.
Freak it, right?
You want a back-eye? No way.
Fully free!
Here, doors.
Yep.
Uh, corridor, maybe.
What is that?
the
but the little you know the other guy you killed the chest
all mom
yes yeah i got him i got a bit of them
so it's fucking free
bucket let's go
We're at our loading bay right here.
Up behind you?
The fuck?
Let's go check the loading bay on this side.
Fuck it.
This is weird.
They might be in medical.
I don't know. It was weird. Like, three nades of them said they ran.
I'm scared. Do they know? Didn't they know?
What in the fuck?
a door
what was that?
shots in atrium
He sounds like H.R. Douglas Jason goes
right hide seat get into a prop on action holy shit
back where we left off or what
all bottom right on me bottom bottom bottom yep he's that a feral
two right here to them yep well not going in look guys on the arch in the
computer room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Challenge. Okay.
More, one more. That's like the outer door coming in. No,
I don't hear anything.
I heard a door like right over here
I'm in
Okay
is about casting to this beauty.
We go, we go, we go.
Tempest won.
She's gotta be fucking kidding me. I'm so excited.
Fuck.
Let me see what this back guy had.
I fuck I'm leaving yeah pocket take it over you sit
oh we're gonna at the same time
uh...
well well well we could decide to show up
yo
how'd the game go
you know how they're going why are you asking that, they were watching
yeah i could sense something's happening
this guy this guy knew exactly how the games are going and said how are the
games going. Are they worse than yesterday?
They're bad on par.
They sure are bad.
Yep.
Horrible.
I mean the last game was really deep like normal game and I think it's literally
because we get it last.
Yeah, just be prepared for about 10 people
out of every lobby to say,
Tee-foo, Tee-foo, should be ready.
I'm gonna grab some water.
the
I like when Sim, like he goes down, he's like, how about a rest, guys?
And like he sounds like, did you imagine like you hear somebody's voice and then he
He slimes you.
He sounds so innocent.
Oh
Shit
Yeah, the mr. V bees videos live you guys want to watch it
I was gonna watch it unit with all the streamers. Yeah, I
Don't watch that. Let's watch that real quick. I
Mean you guys can I do as you want, but I'm gonna watch it
What do you?
Wait, can you... I'll just... I'll mute and go to your stream.
We could do...
Future?
There's a way to watch together, isn't there?
Like you put a YouTube video in like a link or something?
Did you unread it?
I'm ready.
What happened?
I'm gonna watch the 50 streamers fight for a million dollars video.
Yeah. Yeah.
But.
You want to watch it?
Oh, yeah, how long is it?
42 minutes.
Oh.
Did you get to see all your buddies in there?
I would have did just 32 wanted or what?
Yeah, we can.
Yeah, I gotta add the fuck I'm not signed in. Oh, it's kind of a YouTube premium.
Damn, bro. Wait.
Whatever, dude. Fuck it.
I'm at I'm at zero seconds. All right, let me uh
All right, I'm ready
Let me know
Count it down sim. I'm the count it. All right, so I'm the count three three two one go
I'm in the back
You're saying if you want me to I'll do I really
Do the cube I'm gonna go crazy
All they know how to do is go either lazy
It's dropped a lot
But it hasn't happened yet, so they don't know all right. It's time for the first challenge
Is this
This shows actually comedy though
Yeah
You guys you just focus you get one shot. Yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, we got focused.
No, you should that way.
Niki 30?
What you like to learn?
Wait, he missed.
He missed.
Oh, oh, oh.
Who's next?
Yeah, give me a shot.
Ludwig, let's see who Ludwig shoots.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
We're gonna have a streamer.
We're hitting you.
You're back in bed, bro!
Hey, hey, I'll take it out of here.
Hey, there's courage.
Come on, man. Let's go.
No way, no way! They're all going for him.
Are you aiming for it?
Damn, no!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, can I bring up something real quick?
Yeah.
You're gonna miss, old man.
of
the
of the
the
whole of the
She shot the ground and ricocheted him right there's no
What
We should have been in the queue with us
Yeah, I got invited I turn it down
He shot himself
enemies out here
excuse these albours
my god
finally revealed themselves
change the light
red
you five are now eliminated
what?
courage and ex-cg
courage got cut?
yeah courage got straight so hard
no way
oh my god
I'm not 4 to 1, 4 to 2, 4 to 3, 4 to 4, I'm good, I'm good, I'm one second behind.
Oh.
the
way for the
The second actual skill game, not like RNG, I like this, hold on.
Yeah, but this is where it gets fucking cooked, bro. Everyone starts cheating.
They gave us, they gave us, like, DJI's, like, vlog cameras.
And people are using the cameras as timers.
And signaling their people.
Shameless!
Shameless, dude.
Yeah, it's good.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Let's go.
Wait, what happened when you could choose to go in or not?
Yeah.
I'm going to start the timer in three, two, one.
The rest is on you.
It's going to be the longest 10 minutes for them.
Bro, when he said three, two, one, go, I heard 40 DGI's go.
Oh, Piddity!
What's up, guys?
It's time.
I think that's time, guys.
You're going 15, 60, 70, 30, 80, 60, 20, 20, 10, 9.
OK.
Time.
It's time.
I am.
7, 37, y'all.
Two minutes.
Five minutes.
One, two, three, four, five, six minutes.
Six minutes.
Time is ticking.
One is literally going to give away this Lamborghini,
and then next 10 minutes, three of them
are about to go home.
Oh, my God.
Sketch is stressing me.
Oh
We didn't realize at the time that the last two players had a different strategy
They had Alex who were tracking the time on their vlog cameras the entire
You know what?
He's got somebody, he's got somebody. It's good strategy.
That is the lamest way to lose a game.
At 9 minutes I'll go out over there and sabotage you.
This is going to come down to literal milliseconds.
Yo baby baby.
Wait a minute, she's not cheating?
This is called Collins.
Yeah, it's called Collins for sure.
9.13, 9.36, 9.37,
what?
What's the matter with you?
Hey!
Ah!
I
Exactly 10
We got the cameras here
His hand came up five frames later, which was closer to ten minutes
Well, it was like five frames
I would like to say that I'm dissimpliating.
They're checking the friends.
How was I so bad?
You should have made a friend.
Well, I tried.
Yo, six minutes is crazy though.
Just kick him off the whole show.
Yeah, like, yeah, he's off.
Oh, they actually did it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
French streamer Rebu won,
and he's about to give one of you this Lambo.
Right on the charts, guys.
What?
I
Missed this new holy guy just won a lamb out. It's the viewer
I don't even know 200
To viewers like you and if you aren't already subscribed we're super close to hitting half a million subscribers
Jimmy said the next time it's gonna be brutal all right. All right
He takes those the funniest guy I remember
Or a sports game 10 people from each side will move on meeting over
Sports was so hard
And it's not that I think I'm a top. Did you play one of these everyone had to go
We're gonna kick things off by playing the sports games first
One of the greatest soccer players in the world
fuck I got an ad bro god damn it oh no I'll pause some time for like three
seconds all right Matt 22 24 25 26 27
He's the goalie?
Yeah, bro.
You're eliminated.
Talk in your house this second, you're strategizing.
Well, while they were strategizing, this happened.
Wait!
Oh!
Longway left!
Oh!
Longway!
Oh!
No way that's how he gets out.
Yeah.
You left the queue.
The only rule is don't leave the queue.
I didn't even get to stop you.
Wait, you're in the gaming one, right?
Yeah.
And we have our first up 10-11.
Ludwig's dumbass fucking nailed from the door.
He's like, oh my god, turf.
That is a lot of speed, my favorite streamer.
That is a crazy way to get out.
Is there anyone who wants to shoot first?
Imagine flying all the way down to Carolina,
and that's how you go up.
I don't think so.
Imagine flying over there.
You know who got knocked out in the most unfortunate way
possible?
You're going to see.
What was that saying, speed?
That was silly.
Who wants to go second?
You want to shoot?
I got you nervous, man.
Man, I'm not stressing. I would skull. I'm stopping this goal, baby. You're missing bro. You're out of the video, bro
Wait as a piece of shot
Thank you for the invitation it was crazy
No problem. Thank you anyone want to put their fate in their own hands
Ha ha ha.
Banna is like a big-ass crawling over here.
Oh no remorse from Speed by the way.
Oh
No remorse from speed by the way, you don't give a fuck
Oh, yeah, speed block dude speed block
Oh my god
Come on dude. What the fuck was that?
GG!
Uh, that was a good shot, but...
Damn, yeah, not bad.
MMMMMMMM
HAHAHAHAHHAH
MMMMMMMM
NOOO
YEEEH
OOH
OH MY GOD
I'm right footer left footer
Right, either go side, or right here
That's faster than that
That goalie's giving tips
Oh...
No way
We want to go back to the goal
Yeah!
Just...
YAAAHHH
Same goal, man
Thank you
I was actually smart as shit.
One more elimination.
Nick A-30.
Who's one of those players?
Oh my god.
Uh-oh.
Okay, okay.
Why did you not choose video game?
I thought it was gonna be like a push-up contest or something.
I was ready to be athletic, you know?
Okay.
Not soccer though, or football.
If he misses, that's it.
They all move on.
That form though.
Oh, not bad.
I thought that was going out. That was a good goal.
This could be the last elimination.
Ray.
Butter up, butter up.
If he misses, all of them move on.
I think he scores this.
Oh.
Okay.
I hope y'all lose the last round.
No way.
Congratulations, you 10 are moving on.
All right.
Let's see the gamers.
What video game do you think we're about to play?
Oh my god.
No
Wait with everyone there
Yeah
Oh, that player that's one of the best in the world and they're first
Yeah, bro, I have Lasty and ski mask on my plane.
Yeah, I do.
I said, bro, fuck it.
We're teaming up.
Oh, I got mad.
Fuck.
I'm at 1541.
I'm at 3940.
41.
I'm at 3940 41
Bro, I got mint and a plate next to me with fucking
with a couple other homies on the plate
to make rookie mistakes because the storm is closing in players started running into
each other oh my gosh oh no
Oh, he's moving.
High three eliminations down.
You guys dropped all at the same time.
The circle continues to get smaller,
leaving only nine eliminations to go.
And while some players are successful at avoiding combat,
others are not so lucky.
Oh!
5-1, 5-1, 5-1.
Five eliminations remain.
It's getting crazy.
Oh, they just locked it over there.
Let's keep us through a nade on our plane and hit me and Lacey.
Lacey jumped out and died.
Lacey's out!
Oh
No
Bro my keybinding out of the plane was wasn't bound so I couldn't get the plane
I'm not the key behind it.
Yeah, they gave me like no time to set up my keybinds and I set them up and I didn't
bind that get out of the plane.
Only to get in.
So I couldn't get out of the plane.
Oh my God.
Welcome to the talk 20.
Look how sad Mith is that I died.
That's actually brutal.
Mith is so sad.
Mith and ski masks were so sad.
You know what's funny though?
So intense.
ski mask made it through and he was on my plane for the entire game
Bro I had like a gold shotty like a gold pop like full meds like
Didn't even get to shoot my gun
Our squad is split. We need one of her team to go to your team because we are
five some Spanish speakers that are my Mexico viewers. It's good. Love it. I'm sorry.
Thank you ever team the all arounders.
Mexico have been selected. This is my first ever video.
Change the floor.
Bring out the podiums.
Everyone please stand on top of your boxes.
Wait, what?
You guys, when we go in first,
Go off the shades
In this next game these shades will appear randomly on the floor and you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are
Okay
All right, let's see what I remember where the shapes are
You're gonna try to stand in the in the shape now have to go where they think the square was and fit inside as a team
What do you think?
We're not confident.
We're not in together.
Reveal it!
Oh!
So because 13 only had a one-seller for the square,
they get one square to kill.
Square is easier, too.
It's the easiest shape.
Imagine star.
And the two teams with the least amount of points
are eliminated.
Are you four ready?
Yes!
Reveal the pattern!
The number to be is one.
Can they beat it?
We just gotta be cooped up together.
I
I know. Alright, I'm at 46, 47, 48, 49.
Okay, two is rather good though, right?
Or how many teams did he win here?
There's like multiple rounds.
Who's it? There's no one. No one gets one, bro. There's nobody.
No one gets one. We're safe.
All right.
Reveal the shapes.
Not only. Is it difficult to remember the location of the shapes?
Bro, next one, I'm fucking sneaking in like fucking laser pointers
and fucking timers and fucking measuring tape.
Okay.
Night vision goggles. All my ass.
All my safe pocket.
That's a foot's off, buddy.
Move your feet back this way.
How do you feel?
You gonna feel good?
Yeah, I'm good.
You all ready to reveal it?
Yes, please.
Okay.
Reveal the diamonds!
I'm here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Look at the boy.
Two points.
Okay, okay.
Two points, that's good.
Okay, amazing.
If you score more than two, you are guaranteed.
Reveal the shades.
That's pretty hard.
He's got squarespace.
Squarespace, yes.
I guess Tyler won't fuck them over
Cause one person has to remember two numbers or two shapes.
Oh my God.
What? He's not in no way.
I
translate to french you're eliminated for them
let that gas yeah exactly
That star was right next to like where they were standing so it's like easy right you get a shape like close
It's a good RNG you know what I mean
Oh
My boys, no, my boys, I know, so sad.
I got a fucking ad dude fuck I'm getting fucking printed on
Oh my god, dude. I'm getting fucking farmed by fucking Jimmy right now.
Dude, two ads?
Pfft.
Back to back.
He's not logged in.
Yeah, not logged in.
Um...
Alright, about 50 or 60.
First zero zero.
First six minutes.
Two seconds, three seconds.
Four seconds.
Five seconds.
You win!
And they're gone.
Shit.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just.
I'm just going to admit.
Tony takes so entire.
And Nicky 30, a little bit.
Congratulations on making a top 12 to celebrate.
We're gonna have a slumber party.
Rain in the bed, Stenare saying.
I would have killed that fucking Shady himself, Piss.
Here's the last few of us.
I want, I want to try one.
Well, because you said you were gonna let me
throw you three at my time.
I was trolling them.
All my teammates are gone.
All my AMP brothers are gone.
I need a couple of tick-tock scrolls before bed.
And it's kind of AC dial-up bit, too.
I try to get close.
It is sleeping in this room?
Oh, I have to know.
Rekai tempted.
Rekai, don't do it, yo.
You came this far, don't do it.
Don't do it, stop.
You think that's funny?
You're like, we wrote a clip, bro,
and we're kind of such the red line.
Tom must left.
The plants are gone.
That's the end today, y'all.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning!
Let's go!
You guys want to get more people out or just hang out?
Hang out.
Hang out?
OK, that's fine.
We can just play.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Jimmy!
Hey, buddy!
Oh, when you guys like streamers,
do you have lives you have to get back to?
Yes.
I need to take my phone.
All right, change the floor.
Oh.
What is this?
The last one's with the circle.
I'm a Lamborghini.
No?
Chandler, come on in.
Last to touch Chandler?
Chandler, please put on this blindfold.
What?
Oh, man, bring it on out.
What?
Dodgeball.
Chandler's going to throw it at me.
I said, get all the bills.
We have Chandler blindfolded.
We have dodgeballs.
And there's one more missing piece.
What?
was
We
First four of you that channel hits will be eliminated
We got designer shoes for each of you
I'm pretty sure he drills somebody immediately. I think it was Chris. Smokes him.
Oh
That's laid next to Chandler is that not
Yeah, I feel like the underneath is in that good though cuz you can't dodge
No one is making a sound it is dead quiet in the room
Nobody's moving, huh?
Yeah, that's a good spot though.
Yeah, they're laying on it.
He's like, you don't think to throw like at your feet, right?
It's kind of fine that it's broken.
Nobody's moving.
Oh.
That was good, y'all.
Bro, I heard the chicken.
I mean, if you start throwing, is anyone in this corner?
I swear I heard someone.
Holy shit.
and
if
the
if
Did you sit behind him the whole time?
Yeah, for Christ's sake.
Oh!
Yota!
No!
I'm so sorry.
That's two of the four eliminations.
Is there anybody laying down?
Hold them out.
Yota!
I
Chalors a sniper though
Yo, no, Wendy and Chris all just got out next person to get hit is the last one out chalor. It's on you
I
Just ready to do it right here
When I hate you right here
He's got a chase he's on the hunt he's on the hunt
The chimp!
Fuck, I got an ad!
No dude!
Fuck, I deposit the worst time!
No, no, no!
I'm at 05, hurry!
I'm at 0304.
Oh, shit.
He's dialing in.
Dude, I just told him.
Oh, no.
Not that it right.
No!
Oh!
No way!
Oh!
No, that's not good.
Oh, damn it.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, no!
No!
Hey, man!
That's the problem.
I do whatever you choose to do.
Give me as possible.
And what's that?
We have our spy police.
No!
$5,000, $3,000, $3,000.
I don't know what's happening.
You're crazy.
Don't worry.
It's going to be out, gang.
Here's where I got eliminated on the last game.
Let's see if you can break the streak.
Only five hours left.
Because it's one healer, so it's okay.
If I get the money, I will obviously give it to my community.
I can pay for some of my community's college tuition.
How is it delicious?
I'm a shredder, I'm a shredder, I'm a shredder love.
Como empezamos con todo esto lleno,
y ahora los pocos que somos, se siente vacío.
Hay ganas de terminar y de hacerlo.
Before we play the next game, it's time to announce
that Beast will just collaborated
with the Super Mario Galaxy movie
to release three brand new products.
Wait, these are so fire!
I love Super Mario Galaxy, now Beast will.
These are literally Yoshi's eggs.
So Yoshi laid this.
Yoshi laid that egg and he put it on the inside.
All my life I never had an egg like this.
Can I get a gummy?
You gummy's so good, bro.
I think he's gonna be reviewed.
Wait, no festivals.
Number 711, Pablo and Walmart is where you can buy these products.
Another ad, and I can't skip it.
I just can't skip it.
To be in top eight of all these huge traders,
doesn't say it's either us or them.
We're picking us every time.
Why do you keep working for me?
I'm ready to courage and ski math, bro.
Florida boys, you know?
Don't like you.
your reputation.
I mean, I don't know what they were.
One of the most hated person, but you out there.
If I have a chance, I'm getting him out.
He needs to leave.
Can I have the ingramating streamers over here?
Change the floor.
I'm eight.
Oh, my God.
We'll play hopscotch.
Stand on one of these dots.
The order does not matter.
Just stand on one.
I'm going to make you fix the next game.
I'm not keeping that catch.
Get the light.
I'm kind of nervous.
OK, you can open your eyes.
What the heck?
What's going on?
You all will decide what this game is.
What?
Since you all are creators yourselves,
Shopify wanted to give you guys all the toys and games you need
to create your own 1v1 challenges.
But no matter what,
I want to pick Pac-Man, bro.
I'm fucking raw as fuck as I'm dead.
Bitch games.
Oh, come on.
Fuck them.
Basketball?
No, no, no, no, no.
Basketball, ping pong.
Air hockey?
I don't play sports.
You gotta play a choice.
Because Shopify put you guys up with tons of different items.
Isn't that for?
I want to give a massive shout out to Shopify
for empowering entrepreneurs to grow their businesses.
A huge reason I'm even able to sell festivals
is because of Shopify.
They got sorry, Twister.
Twister would be cinema.
They're about to land on a game
and you're about to land on your dream business.
The one, the one, the one.
The one that you need to turn your dream into reality.
Go to Shopify.com slash Mr. Beast.
To turn that idea you've always had
into a real business.
Hey, everyone, come over here.
It's time to pick a game.
Gather around me.
Rubius, who are you going against?
He's like, all right.
Basketball with a ball away throw first to make. Yeah, first of what do you guys want to do?
What we want to do?
What would you like to do?
We'll not check.
Challenge decisions are final.
Back then.
You want to do the same thing as them.
But if you win, ball away.
Back then.
Let's start the game.
They have been decided.
Good luck.
Let's go guys.
One of them is about to be eliminated.
Let's see who it is.
Connect this.
If you've never played this game, the way you win is to get four in a row.
that simple she loses this game she's out after all this time it all comes down
to where does she slide that little blue circle yeah her heart is racing
so much right on the net floor
she almost had it but keep it on
Oh
She's fucking with
You know to be fair that board is huge dude
tweaking
Now it's the sausage fests, much of dudes.
Bro, I actually fucking love ski bass bro.
That's seven revenge. Let's do the basketball game the first one to make a shot from this line and that goal will move on
The best is the first name my life
Fuck
No, I'll...
Dude, oh my god.
35, 36, 37, 38.
Rage!
Oh!
Rage!
With Rage getting closer, Gryff turned to a different strategy.
Oh, you want my... good luck?
Oh, oh, oh, what?
If this works!
Do I wash this head?
To the floor, but I love it.
Oh.
Oh, no, it works!
Now he's doing it.
Oh, okay.
He drills this, he's got it.
Oh!
Damn.
Oh.
Oh, my God!
I'm gonna kiss his hand from now on!
What the fuck?
Good try, though.
Thank you, Jamie.
Well, that's pretty much it.
Thanks, Donal.
Next up, Rubius vs. Epi.
One-handed shots only.
One-handed?
Oh, my God!
That should have worked as well as it did.
It is not easy to make a basket from this far away.
You want to try it?
This is all you have to do.
Okay.
How many times they film this?
Are you or a flamin' over there?
Like this?
Yeah, like that.
I hope I find another goal.
Why do they make the two Spanish gamers go back together?
Yeah.
That's what's up.
What do you want to say to the Spanish community watching?
Leave a like in this video and put in the comments.
Spanish-speaking community is the best.
Bye, guys.
You just don't do it right
And it's time for the most intense game
Do you think you're gonna squash them? Yes, honestly
Basketball first to score seven what is the three basketball with the one connect four? Yeah, you go ahead
Out of the throne out best
Oh my gosh.
Hey, hold on.
OK, OK, OK.
Oh, dear.
Don't tell me, Jake.
Don't tell me, Jake, it's gone.
Oh, oh, oh.
Man, what?
Oh, oh, wait.
Oh.
No rules say and say there is no balance.
Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
I wish I thought.
It really is your time for Jason.
He's going to start scoring.
Oh, hey!
Hey, how's that connection?
There we go.
Hey, Struggling.
R'Kai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring,
which meant fouling Jason every time.
As his full power up,
but for every shot Jason made,
R'Kai had an answer.
Ooh, oh no.
Oh no!
They both wanted to win so badly
that they were literally wrestling on the floor.
Oh, yo, yo, that's high-five.
Can't guard me, can't score, sit, though.
I'm finished.
6-3.
If Rekai scores one more point, he'll move on,
and Jason will be eliminated.
No way, they said.
Dang it.
Oh, my gosh.
That's a headache.
You got a curve.
Let's go!
Oh, my God.
Well, that was intense.
Bro, get up.
Oh.
Let's say hi to that homeless guy for me.
Oh.
I don't even know what that means.
And now it is time for the final game
that we're not playing right now.
We're actually playing it 24 hours
after this video goes out on a live stream on the Mr. B
channel.
What?
This is 50 of the biggest streamers in the world.
Oh, my God.
So why would we not live stream the final game?
And on that live stream, you guys
In the chat, we'll decide what they play, the advantages, and have a huge impact on who wins the million dollars for their fans.
This could be the biggest turnover.
And during this live stream, every reviewer in chat will win $1,000 every single minute.
Sunday, noon Eastern time, I'll see you there.
Set an alarm right now because viewers tomorrow will win over one and a half million dollars.
You can literally buy a house just by watching it.
day and okay okay
yeah that was pretty good I was locked in there that's a good video
yeah I was show what my pretty quick
right now to back killing yeah yeah I mean
I mean I was a crazy video though I'm totally proud
dude dude yeah I'm a severe nightmare it's about that keep on dude
I was pretty upset you didn't know it's like you had to leave in the circle was too small
I never I never got out the plane bro and I really got in the plane and I never got
out of it and the only reason ski mask is in the final four is because he was on my
play. Think about that he doesn't play four. I mean I did like. Yeah he panicked.
He just went down through a clinger grenade on the plane thinking it would like go down
and hit somebody and it stuck the plane and hit me and Lacey and Lacey freaked out and
jumped out of the plane and then dropped into the zone and got shot in the back by
I got in the storm.
Damn.
Oh, god.
Yeah, but I never I didn't even check like the the key bind until literally like
moving zones.
So as.
I got I already was top 10.
I got 11 to place.
Oh, oh, my god.
That's so fucked.
Uhhh.
Yeah.
No, because I think, I think like, uh...
I think you need to bind like your exit key bind to be like something like...
Like I think it's like normally E and I think I rebound it to like my interact and it bugged.
Yeah, and it's like bugged.
Like took it off or something?
Yeah, it's like fucked.
Because I think, after the fact they remembered that like I used to get out of...
This is like I mean yeah one was what was the plane meta that was like seven years ago
But I remember I think I used to use like eat as like get out of the plane
And then like D was my like interact or scroll wheel
What was that POI we don't want to sit at the snowy one. What was that?
The spot
guy on bridge
good beamin
last guy ready?
i mark him?
ready? 3, 2, 1
he's knocked
give him a spot by the turret
i'm just pushing
That's what I'm gonna do to that guy's dad
juggler firefly
no matter what I'm talking about
oh shit
hi there guy
hi
What I feel again? Oh my god
This guy is weak below your T. I just beat him green green green. I'm going to need it from the Metro
Oh, it's a missing missing. What's he? I'm a TMT. He's already got this guy
You got me very close very close laughing them laughing you stress to shoot him
Yeah, yeah, buddy. Oh, it's got a door, but I don't want to double down. No, I need it
not to double down. Oh, I have one gun. Is there ammo?
dude you have too much ammo
okay
he has like 30 ammo
holy fuck, when is he gonna do that
wait, like what the fuck
I don't think people realize that the energy you like to
the reload, you know how you can keep ammo
you know how you lose ammo
this guy has way too much ammo bro
that's like 60,000
by how many snacks do we have
bro like 6?
holy shit
he's just reloading every time
time
Reloading every shot
All right, let's go somebody brought this in though
Yeah, we've actually like we're into a decent amount or bringing them
I'm just gonna suppress
Truos are in some of the better
Aw, instantly, bruh
Those can just get so
ratty, motherfuckers just don't push
Well dude, some of those guys who were running into it were also just not real
Yeah, that's true
That was good
of
I'd be one of those games where people are really spawning in.
Oh, shots at like atrium?
Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
I didn't get you.
Wow
I don't even know why I shot my gun like why don't you jump like we just need them they die
But like we go ahead and try to shoot them
Yeah
I
Well
Damn I
Can't believe we actually thought that they were gonna shoot their guns. What a bunch of idiots we are
It's so sad bruh it's like we don't die to cheaters out one game and we just get blown up
My kids literally sitting in a corner
one cat
It's so sad
We have made on their face fucking things wrote since then games in a great spot up to see it
We were all like healthy
Didn't matter I guess
You got the VP, right?
Yeah, where'd you get it?
We got it on Electro.
Electromagnetic.
I mean, that wouldn't help there.
But in general, yeah.
What?
Yeah, that's right.
14 eights ready to go.
Game is just so troll, bro.
You
I
Oh
All right boys, let's go again Charlie
You don't want to get blown up
I prefer not to get blown again. That was horrible. I wasn't even a good type of blowing either
Like when you blow me
I'll see you guys up top
yeah everybody we've got some we've got some power flies here
wait he's dead on the bottom floor wait where did you go yo my snap hook the
drone somehow and then I think I went through the I went through the wall
I'm not gonna chat, what the hell?
Oh no, bro.
Can't be serious.
Oh, what the hell?
What the fuck?
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Oh, they animated.
Oh my god, bro
I need to show you guys
Dude, I think I hit like a firefly and it pushed me into first floor and I just spawned in on people and I'm just dead
Who's that?
Yes, Alan. Hello. Oh, we died to hackers
Yeah
I don't know if I had to highlight a block, but I'll find them and block report them
Well the clip is like about a
Yo, this shit is what's the other cheaters name so I can report him
Uh, it was main from new york city
uh hella and swip psl okay all right i got the main guy blocked okay do you guys see hella or am i
blind he's right at the top of mine i might already have him blocked okay i do
all these kids are shameless
yo I gotta see what happened to you
I'm getting it right now
You heard her under, oh my god.
Oh, you can't hit the shot.
How do we get the deal of cheaters and your fucking getting
glitched fucked out of the map?
I'm coming to Florida and we're going to fish in the water like dying to fucking hackers
or what?
No, this is the last three days I'm not kidding. Every day.
Bro, I'm not kidding, we might need to do console only lobbyist, yeah.
I'll be the only one to play this game.
Fucking hell.
I lost my snap hook too, bro.
Okay, I'm getting the clip, I can like this, okay?
Fucking dude.
All right, everybody's up.
On that one
She's crazy
I
The clip is in general if you guys want to get it
Yeah, I'll see this shit real quick. Well, I don't even know what caused it dude. I literally teleported in the first story
I don't know what happened
What
dude was it the AI like I don't know what I don't know what the fuck
the AI bumped into the window I guess I missed something that could possibly happen
what the fuck
and then there's a team there like why is there a team there
bro that is insane
bro what
You're gonna die to hackers bro. Like you can't make that shit up
Oh, dude, I don't even know you saw right? Yeah, bro
Wait, maybe that's a new time. I don't know. Maybe you gotta avoid that like
I've never seen someone go to the first floor.
I've never seen somebody die to a firefly like that.
It's crazy.
Was that the same guys who killed us?
No.
Uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, bad.
Like, I think that was a, I'm, I'm dying.
I
Can you see him you could do it? Yeah, I'm behind this pole. Okay, so I just stand firing
What's down you got me
No, it's fine
I
Snap in are you am I good at something? No, I wouldn't they have walls up. I don't even hit it by the way
Oh shit my bad. Yeah, you're not good. I
See you're good the ones not
I'm gonna go from the side here during the back to back or southeast corner. Yeah, I'm a seven year
Here's nevin
I
Bride me this name kill the one go to us
This guy's had fucking tempest and shit. Oh, they did up there
And I think they were there
Okay, no for up cat one y'all just did the god the pharaoh
scale no you're fucking lying you're lying i'm fairly forwarded
well i guess i didn't want to i'm bill four i'm bill four this buddy
well i'm good i get
Go A-Trib.
No.
Oh yeah, I can do it.
Big flares castles like business lookie
I'm gonna go back
Yeah, you wanna go through bed I didn't hear I didn't hit them out. It's not close to here
Yeah
Yeah, I'm a mean you're mean okay running in I'm gonna get to see you on me. Check to the doubles miss. Yeah
God on
Yeah, I don't
Nice
First guys crawling
I respect on self. There's one. No, this way. We're gonna be calling down go fit in that guy
It might not have been a game or a team they killed
Come on you're in here. All right. I got them coming here. The closing doors, right? Who closed door? Yeah, I open on that
Yeah, close
Yeah, yeah, we just watch them
Like that's my favorite mr. Beast video in a while. It's actually like I knew people on it and shit, you know, yeah
that was actually like
kind of invested a little bit in
Did you put any of the boys we're gonna pop off dude?
Shit.
Oh.
Dude, I popped off man.
Shit.
You did.
You did great, Charlie.
You did great.
Thank you dude.
Oh, look at that tech.
You knew Tifu and that's it?
Nah dude.
Myth, Tifu, like, Nicky 30, Lacy.
Ron in that no it wasn't really no ex ex was in it so that was cool only only was in it yeah only
made it pretty far I was thinking of them a lot Tyler one dude yeah on his
fucking hilarious so yeah courage was in I forgot Jack was in it cuz you got out
so fast Jack like was even in the video yeah I was gonna lay in there like him
I'm gonna ask you to discuss some bugs.
Yeah.
Where is everybody?
Fuck off.
I should have my chance at a football game.
I met you for the bar that weekend.
I met a lot of people at the bars for a holy shit.
Yeah, what was that only saying you have like you had like or something so
There was a lot
You see this guy was moving like the fucking president bro
where should we go 5 people?
are you fighting?
yeah yeah yeah
oh shit did i just give you guys?
oh shit
I'm burning lip-head
So close
I
Know fucking way dude like I'm just getting fucking t-nated dude
You rise to
What the fuck
I
Can I shoot my gun bro? Oh
How many they throw six in a row
Like damn bro, it was smoking
Was it smoking she your gun pussy? He's playing with someone named sin. He was a game in a hundred and sixty days ago
So oh sin way. How do you follow it? How do you follow it?
S-E-N?
S-E-N? Oh!
His name is Ten-T-Sin on Steam.
I know, I've done that guy before. He's like, I don't know if he's real.
Oh, his other teammate, Zay, also has a game ban on record.
Dude.
Alright, DG, two game bans on that team.
Smoky, why are you playing game banners, dude?
Unless there was a different team, but those two were definitely the ones who killed me.
I mean I think we just start streaming with aimbot because like if everyone's
cheating yeah we probably won't even get banned so it might as well right yeah it might as
well I mean that's why people start shooting on this game and it only gets
worse is because everyone else is shitting and I'm like all right well
coming to that it cheaters then I'm just gonna do it too and then it gets
worse and worse and hey now we're here
yep
I'm gonna be honest like we just need to stop shooting our gun
When did you see them bringing 10 teenage and actually just spam them?
Dude, I'm bringing 10 teens but I don't have time to shoot like them.
I got a lot of opportunities too.
Like, it's just like...
Hey, okay, you guys just had some much out earlier.
A stash looking rough.
What could you now, buddy?
No, my stash is now only rough for a while.
Don't worry.
bro have we have we died to anything other than like cheaters and teen-ids or
both like oh this is crazy
I'm down five.
Apparently Smokin left those guys after checking their profile.
Wait, Smokin didn't even know those guys, really?
Was he like filled with them or what?
Oh, shit.
See the kids got game banned 160 days ago?
Yeah.
I didn't knew the other one was game banned, too.
Oh yeah, apparently he doesn't know those guys.
Oh, that makes sense, because I'm pretty sure Smokin's fine, bro.
Well, honestly if those guys are duo filling trios they're probably just stream setting.
No, they're not, they're not filling. They probably found each other through chat, they're not filling.
It was the first game you didn't know. One of the smokers, like a legit player,
didn't even look at their profile, so the guys' profiles are fucking sketchy as fuck.
the game as a shit
should be able to play Valorant in a few hours
you guys planning Valorant
I got to a mortal on Val
I'm never gonna be out like this year's like the tax shooters we got Stan still I'm never gonna get those
Yeah, I played it like about a little bit when it came out, but I haven't played since it came out
How long when did it come out?
Shit was like six years ago 20. I think
I've been played since then
I
Tents him guys and smoking shats and
He's adding empty and saying you're we're not gonna live just because I have a game there. I mean, I'm cheating
I get PC check and everything
Who's that you sang and then I asked him how he got banned how I got the game then he said from scripting
I'm bought about you there
I don't know, hey, it's shitting, no it's so good or no, yeah don't actually don't
to sing it all to her back in the press it's one of my yeah
you know your uh... team for valietta they're so they're gonna do the drafting
address it
actually i'm going to watch that
i mean mike i'm not
I can put it in my shots, but like dude, I don't know anything about the uterine shit abilities
Yeah, that's a game so ability like heavy watch it like most people in that probably won't know how to use uterine
Hopefully yeah, I fucking until I find tarik and he fucking aces my ass
Is he in that? Yeah
Hopefully he drafts me
Yeah, hopefully I didn't see him. Oh shit
I
Feel a sheet like dark
Yeah, just go on there beforehand for like
Another guy over here really on our door here
What you cost
us. Where did the teammates come from? Came from a fourth player.
No, what are you saying? You're gonna stab me in the face. It's been a rough day, bro.
We could really, we need this, guys. Oh, it's fandom. Oh, it's fandom.
Who's that? Your boy? The best player in the game.
Is he a shader? Oh, what's up? Yo, there's four teams.
I'm just looking for my...
What the fuck?
Yo, this is no fun.
They all wear the same outfits.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Yo, can you get a set, bro? We really need this.
Do you want to leave?
Please, man.
We need this bag, bro.
It's been rough, bro.
Yeah, no, we'll leave. We'll leave. We'll leave.
Why are you coming at us, bro?
Let's just be cool, man.
My gun on my back, bro. Don't worry. I didn't get my bucket
Don't worry, we're not gonna try brother six of you guys we're not challenges
Wait, he really wants his little kind of
I think you got there.
Oh, no tech.
No tech, bro.
Wait, so I'm confused.
That literally is a six man?
Like, are you trying to get a six man?
Yeah, six man stream surfing.
Uh, I think they're hacking, so.
The hell, I took so much fall damage.
I'm leaving.
No, I ain't got nothing that guy was 18 for I want your buff that
All right guys have a good one
Are you out? Yeah, I'm coming here. I got a key if you really love
Dude, I mean the six man dreams not even this is crazy. They're all we're in the same outfit
Oh my god, Fathom by the way has been doing this for a decade.
Yeah, he's had the Fathoms like at least four times in the classic week.
Bro, we just got killed by a six man.
That's how dead these lobbies are.
Yeah, they're all of them are ABCs, isn't that?
Right.
Is ABC in that too?
Oh yeah, it is ABC.
ABC, ABC, Fathom.
They're all just like I killed two of them too. Well, we killed the first team and then it was a whole another
Yeah, we killed half of the team three of them
Yeah
Yeah, where's our mail dude some of this manually ban them get our mail back and we're chilling like it's just like where are they?
I'm just going to hide my stream and start queuing fucking shit.
Yeah, just switch up the map there and it's still not going to be a good fight.
This shit's fucking chopped.
This shit's brother.
It's probably a good thing you're playing in this tournament later.
Get some fresh air in another game.
Yeah, there'll be no hackers in the stream or only private lobby.
of it, Sean.
There's, like, 20 people that are just terrible, but they're just terrible people, and they
terrorizing all of the top love is just terrorizing them.
It's jazz. It's all hackers and streamers.
Yeah, I have no idea who's going to be in this tournament.
I'm going to turn it in.
Yo, Yoxic is already tweeting you from the Mr. Beast video.
video. Tifu and Lacey were getting the easiest challenge in the Mr. Beast 50 Shimmer event
to win a Fortnite game, but sold in the final zone and were eliminated from the event despite
being former professional players. Heartbreak emoji.
Yeah, we have had one normal death, which is crazy
all right we all hit screen and we switch maps we should be fine for the first wave
I think I went on a stream same in the map way through then we got then we're
I'm gonna say that I was rotating towards us. I'm like village or some shit
They're probably won't be people down low yet, all right
Nah
Chots by the extract that's so close. Yeah
Looky, looky, that guy was running at us.
I see them, in the bush, in the bush, in the middle of the hill.
Thank you
Another one to back here
Nice one right on here
Last guy last guy last guy shot it okay now
We're fighting
alright
alright, east, east, east, east, 14, taking the mountain
You're gonna be a mountain I think yeah, right run runs up
Oh this guy's fucking crazy shots this guy's gonna shoot me through the rock be careful
I'll throw up there to solve all their heads.
They're simply doesn't mean
Yeah.
Press on the top right here.
Four right on me, four right down low by the bus.
Oh yeah. Nice skin by the way.
Oh yeah, they're full pushing right here.
Yeah, I see out there he's in a moment.
Crack you, crack you, crack you.
Nice shot.
Hmm.
They were all trying to nade these guys in the hell but like it's just a bad pose.
Are they nading as well?
I'm gonna, the other team is like going crazy flying west around this mountain right now.
of
well
which pretty hard to use a lot of them at the culture
yes also
Yeah, probably.
They got ones.
Nice.
Hey, the other guy.
I
Little weird
About a 64% chance that these guys might be change them behind us maybe 65% chance. We don't know
I don't see them. They might be like going crazy crazy
In the forest gather there they're trying to fight this crazy
Once closer on me these here like this guy in the hell nice nice
The guy wants I mean I didn't kill these guys in the hell. Yeah, they look really bad
I
Can remember to just snap up
You got a head of yours someone
They think I was
Back to one water on me. I'm a me. I don't kill him
What is it? I'm not going to find you.
Where would you?
I don't know.
Running, running.
What?
Let's just get ready for that turret, though.
Yeah, I'm just watching.
The guy's trying to crawl right here.
Try to get that fin.
I
Behind this rock
but if I'm solo
yeah, send me to the body
I'll eat you out of the sun
alrighty, leave there you go
You're a little body right, this guy.
I was a little one in my early game.
I got this, it's something.
Huh.
Nice job.
Oh my god, a bottle of water, a bottle of water, a bottle of water!
Got one?
They're creeping up, they're creeping up.
Jesus.
Hold on.
I'll try to think inside.
Is he dead?
There's the last guy.
I am healing, I am healing.
He's over here Wait, where'd he go?
Is he ratting somewhere?
There's a little rat spot down here, maybe.
Snap hook?
Who's snap hookin'?
Not me.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, I know where he was.
I know where he was.
He was right here.
This is the rat spot.
You see this?
Yeah.
This is the rat's ball. You see this?
Yeah.
Alright, hold on. We're cooking.
There we go.
Not bad, gentlemen. Good work.
Three more teenage 15 batteries. Alright.
I'm calmed.
I'll help you need for it.
Come right now, come right now.
This team's got a whole team down over here.
Nice.
One up in the aim.
Wanna spend one.
Puck another.
They're still weak.
You're gonna come in.
You're gonna come in there.
Nice kill one.
You're smoking?
I'll kill.
I'll kill you.
There we go, there we go. Yeah, I've been pinned
Okay
Once crawling back to where we just were for its main
It's about about anywhere I need them light
that guy talking with the guys you knocked her before this yes yeah he's
he happened yeah I have mine's not bothered here if you're close to mine
that's on this that's right
look he fat yeah I said
more shots towards city as well. Let's go.
You guys can do a little of this after a while. I mean I'm just going fat.
you got all this fucking hogments and shields
Okay.
Make sure you lose stash and then push.
I'm gonna go after him now.
Oh, there's a bomb in there.
I
Here all three up the lab around them
Back to inside house
I
is it all yeah um yeah what I mean it's bodies
yeah where's the just three should 100% be six bodies you not see six bodies
I'm three bodies now three bodies yeah what I'm good three they were fighting
each other all time really worried uh-huh they're fighting our no
There's never another team
I can't be right
All right, where's the three bodies
About this bridge who's fucking sneaking
That's one knocks
That's real nice
uh
Is that you that i heard healing i just fell behind here just so yeah
All right i found the other team
Wait i think this actually was the other team because he ended the labra
There was a the labra going off in that fight over there the whole time
There's names on me the guys wall. I'm just taking the two names. There's a tempest for it is not
Like a
there
in front of me maybe, potentially
like south east side, it was birds, it was birds
yeah I just saw a guy there
Who's Nathan?
Me, me, me, me, me.
You said right about that.
How good is it, huh?
Uh-oh, what?
Yeah.
Great.
I don't need it.
I'm fucking over come fuck me
You say they get them?
I'm trying
I didn't kill everyone in the lobby though
You're good to us
Let's get the fuck out of this raid
Yep
Yep.
I gotta go all around on them.
Is there a body there on the dude?
Yeah, I should be on one. I know. Turn around and go to him.
Oh, boy.
Fuck this dude.
Oh, dude, what a raid. Holy shit.
first real raid let's go yes real raid holy is that how it's supposed to go
forgot what that feels like that's usually how it ends when we have a
actually a real real real game don't forget your loot stash if you made one
you got it done it done it's the buns of the heart
that's him
The same window is closing. 10 minutes to get out of there.
I repeat.
I'm coming.
This thing was just happening over there.
Holy shit.
of
not bad
because we're at 285
290
I'm about to be 290 maybe? 280? I'm gonna get my guns.
293. Holy.
I'll call you everywhere, I got a gunshot.
He would be 7.
Almost nearly. Not too far.
Yeah, yeah, got 900k right? Sure.
I'll take it.
Thank god brother we needed that.
Oh man.
All right let's just keep fully hiding screen
and switch our maps I guess.
It's the other way to go.
First real raid in four hours.
That was different gentlemen.
That was different.
It's terrible.
Okay, I'm going to go get my stuff.
I'll be right back when I react when caffeine.
All right.
Oh, yeah, give me another one of those games
MK I can't believe this guy used to never shut up today, dude
What's up with that? He stayed up for 24 hours for nothing, I think. I don't know what he's doing
He's sitting for 24 hours just to fuck a schedule all once or maybe and then he's like not even um
But no that's him and sir both on it like one of them
So they're not gonna be up for at least like maybe they could they can be on like right now. Maybe she's
Yeah, what time is Turner's a val tourney, you know
I think she said it was five Eastern.
What's that?
Five Eastern?
Yeah.
Three hours.
Oh.
I'm here, my bad.
Very good, baby. Come on.
Let's get it. Are you gonna practice Val before you play? Just go right in that shit. Fuck it.
Probably get on in hour two before.
Shoot a couple of bots.
Make sure my sense is normal.
Couple deck matches just so I get the movement and like timing down. You'll be good.
Yeah.
That's the hardest part is like
aiming with your fucking keys and shit you know like yeah yeah I'm counter
straight finish it yeah you know what the fuck is that
fire is here
I see one in front of me, how do I shoot?
they're getting caught over here
they're close to on you Symphony, they're very close to you
I don't know, are they? are they ready?
3, 2, 1
I
Ask another one like this way in these pictures they're fighting
They're fighting
Yeah, yeah, can you any me back them? Oh my god, you just keep it
My marks, you got it?
I don't back them. I mean last time I'm gonna tell him to come
I can smoke you and follow me.
Can you see my kitchen?
I can be out of here.
You got him.
Do you have anything on me in this room?
On me?
They're gonna be all on me.
They're all on me right now.
Got one.
I got that nice.
Dead
Another huge fight going on go to
One in the water right there I just harvest great mull in the next
Okay, I think I just want to go and go back out there
this roll dude yes sir oh my gosh we max on insta and simple
rocket here rocket here they're calling it first
go go go go go they're getting fucked by the Rocketeer
here. I'm trying to extract. I'm just going to the rocket here. In this. Body is a little
he's gonna be right on me, right on me
kill him, run out in
run out
nice
yes, you're gonna kill it, you're gonna kill it, yeah, I'm gonna put the right on
ready, go right, go right, right
oh god, I'm gonna go three sides
right top, true left
right on
left there's one inch way
kill him, kill him
I'll make you call, yeah, make you call
I'm trying to thirst him, but I have the rocket here on me as well
Got it, back to fins.
Finesse.
Bang.
Oh here, that's the body. Oh no, that's the body. It's the only one that's...
He's falling, he's falling! He's falling!
What?
Wait, what?
He just sneaked in! He just sneaked in the back door.
How did he get that timing?
That was good timing, wow.
Oh, another one.
Another body over there.
We got three bodies, so...
Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go.
Oh, another body. Two bodies here.
Yes.
That's the guy's not even there either.
He's only got an anvil, though.
I gotta go back to the first body. I didn't look at it.
six bodies behind us still or no maybe I look at one behind I didn't even I didn't
with behind me I gotta go back I think the guy that called out was a lot was the guy
that we saw get down by the Rocketeer he's hiding the question this game yeah yeah yeah
that guy's probably high turn now
we needed to use that dude
so that's the body I glutted, there's one here
nah I got my body, it's right behind you, it's in front of you
okay, turn here you should loot this guy
I already looted one of those guys
was it sis?
No
Okay, you moved this guy
I got I guess you should what are you guys looking like right now? I got an angle four or ninety four benefit for a man at 154
Okay
That's just reset right so I was gonna say reset in my lawyer. I just call this shit
I don't know if you see any survivor augments here. Fuck, I should have checked those other guys for him.
Okay. See you.
Going out? That fucking broken.
I'm going right out. Get in.
Ah, wait a minute about that guy. GG!
I'm not sure what to do with this, but I'll try to make it as easy as possible.
Yeah, boys, what the shit, dude?
Turn this shit around, bro.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
All right, I ready to set.
fast dude. Fast as fuck, dude.
Well, I understand my Sim is fast because he has a bunch of space in his stash before.
Right? Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Dash is looking rough.
Says the Brokey.
Shit.
I appreciate all the subs dude if I wasn't fucking if I didn't have a you know if I had a voice
So I'd individually thank you all, but my shit's chopped.
Appreciate the.
I lost that for that.
Dude, I couldn't get out of the plane.
My shit wasn't bound.
Oh
Back on the gate
That present even if I give it dude
W
Late on the gate bro the flares I'm in there
They are reinforced, fighting on top.
Oh
Is it a body or
I
Love keys should we go under with the rocket tears in the hair. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's go on there
Hatch out again and we're big basically back on the day old bodies this guy's little
Oh
What the hell you suck my god, what is that noise bro? What the fuck is that?
I'm literally running in with a t-nail in my hand. I'm not even
I'm not smart. Very smart.
Here in close left.
Don't start getting sent play-play to the left, Eric.
Close, Looting.
You should, you should, it'll be quick.
That's the behind you, C.
back and up so we get naded
two dead, two dead, blast from bottom
nice nade
oh another guy, no guy up top
up top on top
very good
he's not pushing
now he is
pushing up bottom
is he going to go to the parking garage?
I got him, I got him, I got him
you got him, you got him or no?
I can't get him
I got him, I got him
I'm going to go down
let's go, let's go
calls on me? two calls?
he rise I think
or he's healing
no, no, no
I'll hold it you guys you guys get things again
I
Are you're going off?
I'm ready to go now. Let's go
It's milk in the sky real quick. I think it's up. I think it's up. I'm gonna go
I might have been paid
No, sir. No
I don't want to run on me, they just shot at it, it's not theirs, they're very close in front of me, I'm marketing.
You got a double T this one, you ready? You have a T out, Sin?
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out of that.
Okay, I'm gonna team myself then.
Back them.
I'm gonna throw in the circle, one circle, one circle.
Got one?
Nice, okay, one circle, it's gonna be one of you, Sin.
Karate one dead.
I'm weak as shit though.
I'm with you, Sin, just heal, heal. Pop by, it's gonna be you, Sin.
I wasn't trying to drop one more. It's one guy. It's one guy. Take your time
We were crawling and shit that I gotta go back
Hey, son, look at me. Look at me. I'm gonna
I
Shopped a train. What is that rocket here? Yeah top reinforce. Yeah
Yeah, no team saw him on me
My be the one for me and fortune them in both for me and then a buck on me because one about that one
I need to go finish shooting that guy down low. Yeah, I need to look at them as well
Going down there with your game
Pardon me? You're going down, you said? Going down now. Yeah, I'm going down. I need to get a body
Those guys might be the juicers. I don't know. The guy that was shooting it was pretty...
I
Did not a little body here? No, it's no more. There's not. All right. Yes, right here
That's all they're all it did. No wait
Wait, we should show you know I had to be this guy this guy this guy. Yeah, right there
There's no way someone came to lose your body
Yeah, no you got it you got it imagine someone just roll that you're crazy
I'm gonna snow globe anyone's
Yeah
I'm like, fuck another fight we can maybe go look at, but I don't know.
Yeah, I think it's Chom down here.
I'm Chom down, we're at 215.
I dropped the kettle four, but...
Guys camping to zip.
You go down?
Yeah, I came down.
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
I baited the shit out of it.
I had a feeling.
You hitting?
Ow, you hit me.
and
in what you're typing in chat right now
much more now
to go up is one camp in the zip
tag them up
They're sitting in the side of all or just top just top
You're going
Yeah, I'm going slowly
Okay, very close to anything. I'm here there. I gotta crack them. I cracked them hard, too, though
Okay, no, I can help
Both of them out with you guys
I'm coming out.
You guys just hold that up.
Rack one.
You can hit him, careful.
One soul one.
Dead one coming back.
Nice.
You need it?
I'm aiming for it.
One bullet, one bullet.
Dead, dead, dead.
No.
No, I'm loving, loving, loving, loving.
I'm stuck.
Dead, dead, dead.
All done.
Nice.
I would never ever fight that
Dude you were crazy for that
Yeah I can't believe you just said that
Dude I cannot
I was thinking I thought what are we doing dude
Holy fuck
I played those guys
All done
I don't know what hit him
and
all I'd like to check this right
I don't have to be calm but I need so many survivors and shields this
yeah I'm ready to do it
get the fuck outta here
Oh
Yeah, hey guys couple normal rates in a row. It's awesome. Oh, yeah
What the fuck
I can't use the key if it was a lot once volunteer. All right. I got it. Yeah, I was texting about I would open it
I guess some fucking batteries and shit dude, fuck yeah.
So, I'm going to take this one.
I'm not sure what to do with this, but I'm going to use this to get rid of this.
Oh, yeah.
Look, you might need a fuck in.
I
Chas ready fucking I was gonna have terror fucking train me bro, but I don't know if you will
Is only good about it. I feel like he hates power
Hell nah, oh fuck dude
All right, yeah
of
I've kind of been enjoying playing the game off Stella because we've actually been able
to play the game.
Yeah.
Stella is borderline unplayable now, literally.
I hate to say that, but I think it's actually just the truth at this point.
I mean, the only way you can play like Stella is if you literally just don't see her gone
every fight.
And then leave when you're out of nades.
It's terrible.
It's actually like my least hair matte.
I thought of playing it just like, doesn't even sound fun to me anymore.
It's terrible.
You know what I mean? That was like...
No, I'm upset.
It's like, bro.
Yeah, and then after you mentioned it, you did the minute darker last patch.
Somehow.
These guys are aping each other right now.
Oh my god, so many times here. Look over here as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hug left and we'll just apes you guys. I'm waiting for you guys.
I might be going in
They're fighting like we done you some time you some guys remember me miss them on I swear to God under me in this in this room
Yeah, we can go there. We go there. We're not home
Go the log I got fried on the right
Back on hand with you. It was a week. We're gonna get you down this there by the way
100% right
Yeah, I saw the smoke in there. They could have been they could have been down like under like
Remember these guys are fighting into you know to be
I'm gonna all this
Hey, resin here
I don't want to blow up
But each corner is where I'm like
I'm weak as shit.
Yeah.
You saw that back corner?
No, not that across.
I'm up in front.
I think they might be dippin'.
Right, yeah.
Run this red wall.
No, they don't.
No, no, no.
Fuck back.
They're holding weird angles.
Cracked so many.
Cracked with me, at least.
Hey, knocked 20, knocked 20.
I cracked one with that.
Knocked 20.
Nice.
Two dead.
unfortunately that's all this game is now sorry bro
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'll hug your teeny
yeah
bro my fucks never played still before
holy shit
I'm gonna remember I'm the one that said
I have to do my stuff
I feel bad but I don't though
I'm gonna try to see if I can
I'm gonna have to open it?
Watch your eyes and come come come come come come come
ready?
three, two, three, two, one, go
Oh not a hit of gun
Oh
What did he go?
I put a bear cake down
She's shooting it
I'm gonna kill this guy with a shot to the hash no
Hey
He's running, for Adam.
No, come close to me.
Yeah, under me, in the pipe.
On you, under you, there's a one-ball on you.
That's a kill.
Dead.
In the pipe, in the pipe.
Go stairs, maybe pinch him.
So yeah, I'm gonna go finish guy. He's dead
It's gonna shoot me through the fucking tree
Bro, he's just shooting me through the fucking tree.
He's trying to come fit me, he's trying to come fit me.
Got one?
Got four left?
There's one on you?
Don't be stuck in the middle, it's gonna be good.
Got it.
Yeah, he's talking to another team, I think. I'm gonna smoke you guys. Just back up every back up fully.
Let's get a heal.
I feel like this kid's just baiting.
Yeah, I'm so confused.
Someone has already...
Wait, another team, by the way, by the way, another team on dem. Right where we just saw, on the fillers.
Up here, I'm marking.
He's calling Chi-Tang. What the fuck's going on?
Bro, that kid shot me through a tree.
That's probably why he's calling you a cheater, because he's probably cheating.
Yeah, so every cheater...
No, no, no, no, no, the team, the team.
I
Snapping up
Oh shit
To an ox I can't say anything
I got shoulder peek bug on site.
Yeah, I'm a good shot on the team now.
We're done.
I'm a good one.
Yeah, I did shield.
Yeah.
Yeah
Oh, I don't mean on the bottom
They just as they just as
To them at least in the morning
Oh
Do you need a tissue or not?
You know it?
Yeah I do
My shoulder's bugged
Oh my god I died trying to fix it, nice
No, you're gonna have to rest, right?
No, no, no, no, no
My shield, my shield's cracked
Do you have it?
Nice, do you have a shield?
I have a shield, I have a shield
Oh, this should actually be my handle
Yeah, I do have a sh**t
You need me back, f**k I'm an idiot
I'll leave it on the last guy
might have pulled this guy we're gonna we're gonna get pinching up to the team
in here they gotta go to the bottom thing this is our air push up here
long
practice
are they in the deep or what yeah so I don't know if I got my full damn I didn't
get the fucking full kill on that bro I mean I got two days where I'm gonna walk
up I don't get a fuck oh my god what a fucking name what the fuck I was
insane that's right right back for one of these items
I'm looking once I'm after it but that's two days look he saw us bro what the
fuck was that
Nades watch out
I'm gonna keep an eye on you, I saw you, I saw you.
On you.
Ted?
Ted.
Okay, get into the team.
I have no braggers at all, I can throw a little fucking thing.
Oh.
Oh, I shit.
On us, inside, inside, inside!
Oh, what the fuck, I'm dead!
I'm dead
It's a shot up body
Ah, let's close the book. I have to, uh, we'll talk about it.
all right we need to go loose I mean a lot I don't think we looted the first
team did we let me remember gentlemen gentlemen I am that yeah I knew this
guy's nothing was Lou the guy that was crying I think he was cheating right I
have so much to guys I don't know we need to check a lot of people a teen aid
with Sus is fuck the kid that shot me through the tree it's all says Sus is
fuck yeah bunch of brand new team accounts who knows graph who knows this
one
of the
people's
and our
of the
of
where the fuck did that kid come from another one right here I have no idea oh no he's gonna kill me yeah I'm dead
dead nice
Sim called me I got you
yeah don't watch this guy crawl
I see money's on it
got him?
yeah go for it
Oh, here we go, it's the fucking pedophile.
Dude, I'm so fucked up.
Ugh, now we're in anybody.
bro you don't understand how much that I just had like they're not gonna get it though
I just printed a little stash
we're all during a cage
Yeah, that was a crazy run.
Bro, the bridge was killed like, jeeters too.
Yeah, I don't know why I feel like it was level zero first team accounts.
Bro, I got shot through like an entire bush.
What was the guy's name that kept talking? Do you guys remember?
Oh, no fucking no.
game that's gonna be our best for the day too
dude how much did you guys send? I had so much oh my god
I think I was probably somewhere close to 300
dude I was for shoot 300 I had a stash I put down with like I think like five
tempests and like a bunch of bobcats dude I was so loaded
it was actually pretty fun game until the end of my life
that was the we were going crazy man
we don't get like 18 to 20 male after that guy gets banned this game is like
a scam
here you got bad bro I didn't get any mail
the guy that starts with the okay you got better I don't think I've been
yeah I'm pretty sure you sure something a different kind of work
It's always been the same one for me. I think it's been the same for you too.
Interesting.
I'm gonna grab a snack or some shit, I'm gonna grab a snack or some shit, I'm gonna
But before I read it up, they definitely saw the map around.
It shows.
So should I not read it up, or what do you think?
Sim?
Hello, Sim?
You made it.
I don't know, bro.
Alright, fuck it.
if we had a fair fight against them we could have won they're so bad to like we could
have won yeah they're ass bro they really turned
I don't know me ninja and sims from them back to back on the cell it's so fucking
I don't do the legs, the armor, or the gun, just the back to itself, how you get it is your business.
No, yeah
Fried them
They're coming they're coming northeast right now full team
I'm dead.
I see you.
Oh, this team is rage hacking from me dude.
It's over.
I cracked one.
Nice nades.
Great nades.
Nice nades.
One more.
I got the hacker team coming.
I got all the rest of you.
Let's go.
They're alive.
Got them all.
Nice.
Okay, really good.
The cheaters.
Get into the gas station right now.
It's okay.
Or just just run.
Just run.
That team is full aim running.
Go ahead.
So we're gonna go down here
We're good here this is a good spot a good head that's heavy right here. It's hard to push even with cheese
You think you know where we are yeah, don't talk now
Headshot him. Headshot him. Oh, two, two bodies.
Yeah, he needs to be out of the way. They've got nice snipers.
Okay.
He's resing behind this wall right here.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go block it up.
There's one here and then two on that right wall.
Right wall is probably res by now.
the guy with the tempest hat is the zimbabwe
yeah tempest guy is cheating his dick off
i'm gonna try to back his wall
they're at the big red crack
get a one
push the window
that was the tempest guy's nage
maybe
i'm gonna kill the cheater
no our cheater is still down here
i've tried the other one he's down in the dish
down in the dish
god one bullet
one bullet literally
he's cheating his cheater
i'll kill cheater i'll kill cheater
I
Think
Just pre-fine the fuck out of me over and over again
My god
It's an opening knock those years
I rolled up and just he needed them right after your rest
Dude, we gotta see who those guys were.
Holy...actually cooked.
The initial time I saw him, he slid on me, tempest, insulated, I got insulated on.
I
This comical how often teachers die in this game
That's running in front of me. I need it. We gotta look behind us. I know I'm afraid
Yeah, there's two bodies there's two teams we killed. Yeah, I don't know about the first team first team was kidding
I think there's the second I was free
Which up three teams do we even kill the crawler that was crawling over?
This is the free team. I don't think so
i think one team crawled away, i'm dead serious
i see them, they're in front of me, pretty close
oh
already shooting at me, alright
one once, i'm really gonna go here
I'm just going to blast him and one to the left, yep.
Come on.
It's on us, it's on us, we gotta kill us, we gotta kill us.
I'll take two, I'll take two.
With all your clay, we gotta kill a firefighter.
He's in here, he's also on right now, we can't help you.
Yeah.
Pushing you in SEM, headshot on one, body one.
Nice, then there's another one pushing me out of the left one for you.
Try to left him, if you see him try to left him.
Oh, my god, bro.
Hey, these guys are just insane like this.
Two more, oh my god, bro.
And they're pulling me out of there.
No.
Yeah, the other one's trying to pull me too.
That's just fucked.
Big crack on them.
Is that another team?
There might be another team, be careful.
One of them, one of them, one of them, I'll kill them.
Both of them are on me.
One bullet, one bullet.
One bullet literally.
Sneeze on them, he's dead, I swear to God.
Nice.
Yeah, this guy's full of shit.
I'm a gank bot, bitch.
I'm gonna burle out of here.
You dumbass.
I'm sure you guys have full of shit.
you buddy
You want me to play your report me hilarious
The guy with the vendingator
Brother gonna burlata you just suck
Yeah, look everyone I fight I feel like just pre fires me. I don't know. Did you I guess?
You guys have double loot, my guy had double loot I think.
Yo, good fucking fight boys, holy, they were trying so hard to fucking me.
I know, I think I threw a few days right out of them, just spamming them.
Nah, you guys are fucking crazy, that was huge.
Is that it?
They wouldn't do a fight. I'm trying to find the other body.
I think I looted it, because my guy had two primaries.
Yeah. My guy had like a veterinary three.
I'm with you by the way, so I think those guys were probably cheating.
Because like, I don't know, the first shot on you was like...
The guy killed us just going in T-nails at his feet.
They insta hot players and they just come in pre-parsing and they're like,
I'm telling you from my POV game, for us to go.
Not a chance.
Nah, I saw it dude, I saw that and I was like, oh really?
You're just ass I think bro.
Also, I could look nookies.
Yellow, yellow bots, I swear to God. On your TV.
No, no, no, sorry.
What was that? What was that Kongi had a game of two ago where he said, uh, Valady one?
What was that?
Yeah, Valady one.
I got the Val voice ready, bro. Yo, what's up, baby girl?
My skin? Close?
You got no left? No left?
I cracked like two of them.
Keep a skin reek, why did it, why did it dead?
They went down, no?
If they go down, I think we have to face them.
I'm down we can try
Yeah, it's her shooting. Oh my god, I just
Got me on my next level up
Thanks holding on
My whole needing my whole right now. Oh, I love my fucking made near
Cracks I can't shoot his guns. That is not a shooter's gun. Did you know they had jolts halfway down the zip see
Holy shit
These guys don't even double loot. I don't think they have just their loot. They didn't even put a team
Where's that last buddy?
It's about to keep us skin above
Yeah
Is that the one you're living right now Turner?
No, no, I didn't live that guy
Get a max bobcat though, I'll take that shit
I got max, can't do
Oh shit
What did I have that lights take me here now?
Should we get
5050. Yeah, I gotta look at who that first that first team was. Hold on the hill. Let's
some weirdos in this shit.
Yeah, the guy that like showed off with the tempest, I need to see who that is.
Yo, check em all.
I'll watch all the fucking interactions, I'll be fucking bugged.
He's sick.
Yeah, I don't have any. Wait, yeah, I do.
Wait, you have no interactions?
Uh, who's the tempest, kid?
Level 1 took, I took damage to a level 1.
No friends, and then...
Level 0, no friends.
Wait, I'm pretty sure we already ran into this guy.
With the tempest, Snow.
Oh, Snow was the guy earlier.
It's crimitifu, I want your ass or something.
I can't see the Tempest guy's name because he's already blocked maybe I'm serious oh
I
Is a different guy I think isn't it
The tempest guy was Camaro
And then his teammate was snow
Yeah, I mean we know that guy with the tempest is ray checking. That's not even a question
Like I guess I
Guys fucking
Such a scam
Honestly, dude, I like what Nick Merck says bro. Just report everyone did
Then then there's never any questions formal
Never any questions
Get her done
I'll see if I have these games been going I'll get a higher chance to report
actual cheaters if we just report every person. I'll get a higher chance that there's more
cheaters than not.
You could close your eyes and report people and you'd probably be more fucking right
than in the room.
I knew-
Yo.
Fuck yeah.
Shhh! Shhh!
Always welcome here.
I've got some hoodies.
I only need pixels, maybe he's down to play some Val did, then to get some people to fucking teach me how to shoot and shit, I don't know how.
This is Charlie speaking. You're looking for shipping containers, Layton. Jay Cosmer. That's all the help I can offer.
That's supposed to be the random atrium, but...
Fuck it. I'm gonna find a team here, but this is a team here.
Hey nobody here. Oh yeah there's a guy right here.
Three, two, one.
Fuck they go upstairs.
Alright Bob.
Left team close. Very clear, very close.
I can hear my metal. Yeah, I'm over you guys.
I'm on a new team. I'm on a new team platoon right now.
That one got you all three all three all three look at that parade. There's a favorite
Make sure it's going to hatch now
You guys infant oh
Call my guy
No, you know yeah
Was that third body this first team shit I
Got the guy was pretty poor
This guy's looted looted
Pretty poor. I got a brother for four four four
Yeah, I want to put I'm waiting
Okay, what is that noise you can hear, buddy?
I don't know dude.
You want some teas?
I can give you two teas right now.
Who wants teas?
I got five.
Okay.
Because they embody the fighting.
Good luck.
Good luck, gal.
because they have money to fight him
good luck
good luck now
jump jump over
god damn bro
sim kill
we're here on zamboni
i'm ready
i'm gonna
rock them
i'm picking
i might go play second floor
I want to go back on the back
Yeah
Okay
Ah, the door is open
Yup
I
Shall boys
But
Okay
I
For a shield you guys
Yeah, yeah, my opening got me free kids
Frickin it's in it back in their freeze
You dead
Just getting ready for a valley, you know, I'm trying to sell only big caddies at the pistol
Zip zip zip
Got one there's more
The different team or there's one guy
Because he this guy just killed this guy bottom zip
Okay
the
job
Yeah, a lot of free.
Oh, he's got a snipe.
What was that from?
Here.
Headshot, headshot again.
I could definitely.
You signed on
So now jump over here close
That's one one more man down low you guys could like that top
Where do you go zip line tunnel?
Oh shit, that guy's had a pissed.
Wait, here's somebody I think.
Over here.
I don't know where.
Some over there.
The fuck was that?
right above me right above me right above me like you're like you're one
I don't know I heard them I heard him on the front of what is on the set
Right over here, leaving him. Cracked him.
Left him, son.
Going up.
Nice, one more. At least.
Living him.
Going in.
Beautiful.
Bang, here.
Huh.
One more.
We're not cheating though, what the heck dude?
Someone saw a cherry bomb to this.
Engine.
I
Washing up on it
What that's it other team blowbys it
On the record on the pillar
oh they're they're in there they're real they're real they actually they do
what is on that green set right now
oh they're still one up top i'm gonna break it i see them
they're dead i see they're dead
they're both on drop it's two of them on bottom
where's the green set one's dead hold one
got him
hold on
yeah
someone else just died by Hume's side
i'm gonna shield my boys
get that one
i'm gonna shield
kinda cooked
i got a 53
on this body
i got an extra as well
top the body
there are just
said we need arguments on a lot
of
shafts a lobby to say we're gonna go to that like business
yeah it's rather bad
that's lobby fuck it
I'm gonna go around
Yeah, they're a close right hole right here
With a shutter in their ass, okay, too
the one
You dead now being able to go the boss on the road going in
Oh my god
You're a raid boss on us though I can kill it
We're cooking I made this I'm like my sister's gonna call today careful
yeah
let's see guys
okay go get it
hold for a minute
ready
holy how many fucking kills do you have in this game, bruh?
at least three or four
I
Need my leap back I dropped a bunch of augments. You want over here? Oh, I'm on on different now
You can tell me you can tell me they're getting shot up by another team. Go on
Hmm coming
Practicing on you in the crack tonight
We jumped out
I'm great. Oh, that guy's alive. No, it's not they're getting stuck in this person. This might be my hair as well
Sam I'm loving him in this bush here. Okay
Green guys dead green guys still up one of us. Yeah. Yes
And he was oh
No, I fell that's not good
They're gonna be in green here ready to chop me. Oh on you
Hello, I just got there
On another one and then one gonna be green hallway here. Yeah, fine. Yeah, I'm
Just that it's done. It's a team across though. Yep
Using this airplane or no, he doesn't see me
Okay, guys, it was it once.
This is a solo over here.
He's running for me.
Get him, Jason, pinch him.
I don't know where he left.
Fuck, did he just run?
I don't know.
Did he just go back and live those bodies?
I
Sorry buddy not today, thank you
All right, yes it did this is a hacker. Let's go kill us probably gonna roll off and just fucking Venus
I
Just living in these kids down here
No
I'm not doing anybody. I'm gonna sit. I'm sorry. I can I might have more guns in your guys
I got like three tour fours are running in you guys
Just got like I'm worth 180
Whatever
I
Shooting a
That's 184
God, I wish the tour was still viable dude. Let me second
Show this to OP
She was a call of duty shotgun
Yeah, I know, but it was just like a viable lease.
Yeah, the nerfing of the fire, I just made it feel like.
Oh, I forgot the fire.
Useless.
that man has gotten so far annoying since then so it's like a butterfly flap
I
Shit we lock kills at 13
I wouldn't you look how many kills fuck check. You see any kills I forgot to look to
We had a lot though
Well for sure
at least 30 bro
fuck i couldn't see how many kills i'm just
Fuck, I couldn't save any kills, I'm just...
You
Ah, yeah, should I help on some Valorant, dude?
Start warming up for the tourney?
Shit, I have one more.
Another day, another check-in.
I
I know who I need to coach me, bro.
I need Benji Fischi, dude.
the ultimate coach bro that is the ultimate coach that I need bro tell me is
not my DM's ass
my mother's probably at a land or some shit right now
Wait, this is in Stella? What?
What? Where did you put us? What the heck is this?
Is this a new map?
Yeah, I'm going to shoot that, yes.
Doing a challenge this game. Every kill, remove one article of clothing.
That's apparently the challenge.
shit
I'm just playing in my underwear
shit all I have is a shirt on
heh no underwear
nope
I
Thank you
are you boys ready to fucking kill everyone?
I'm ready.
I think the burlata is better than the canta.
Oh what?
It's body.
Shit.
Hold.
There's no way that we don't roll up and they're just reloading.
What am I hearing?
I got it.
No flash.
No, don't.
Yeah, buddy, buddy.
See you.
Okay, there's a beam around him, bro.
Got me, got me, got me.
He's a move.
Yeah, I'm dead here.
I got one pushing up there.
Back to me.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yep.
I'm trying to crawl, but it's not looking dirty. I'm trying to pull me out of here.
Yeah.
I'm soaking you, I'm soaking you.
I'm there. I'm gone.
Oh no.
Okay, yeah, and this dude, he just got the energy to smoke.
Oh no, right on top of you.
Like what? Like what?
No. Oh my god.
Just type it dude. Yes, type it. All right. You down some death magic
Thank you
What's coming here?
We can help you if you get us up. We can help you. We can help you bro. What's up?
Dude your hair is so good-looking dude. You're such a handsome guy, but if you tell me you like wiener in your mouth
What a fucking that guy come on you I didn't saw that guy in any of the fights by the way
There's a random
High as solo.
GG.
Alright, we've had like five good raids in a row.
Alright, alright.
I'll lose one every once in a while.
Ah.
It's a miss just know me and see for down bro. I was about a red but like in butter as him and then
Perfect Tina through smoke on top of me. How it goes. Yeah, that was like five teams around I go a
Yeah, there's all we third party then got fourth party even like fifth party and then that other guy was like
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I
This song is a two years long, bro. This is literally so long.
I'm not sure if it's a good song.
But Loki, like, long songs are fire, though.
Like, you guys never listen to a song that's like two minutes long, and it's like fire,
You're like why the fuck is this shit not six minutes long?
Anybody here
I wish I'd have knocked him out, dude.
Oh my god.
He opened the hatch up and took you with him.
Bro, what the fuck is that?
I literally was holding you under my almost octane.
I think I let it go a bit too early and he got on.
No way.
Bro.
I shit on that kid's up, man.
That was funny as fuck.
Alright, well, just get right back in.
You're right back in get your eyes back in dog.
I
Need to say how much bro. Give me more time eat this shit. You know I mean
Hmm
Oh
Holy fuck, bro, this is so ridiculous, bro. I'm darkness today
I
Just snap up cuz we're not gonna see it coming you know I mean
What's got me for him
I got one as well
I see him he's in the drawer here I can't uh no team under him yeah there is this it's a duo it's a duo yeah
Fucking weirdo crouching the second floor not moving three of them, bro
Oh, I was hoping I could get him to defend me. Yeah, what about a res hold on hold on. Let's talk about this
Thank you the team you're talking about the team escalators, right?
I don't know. You look like another team came from escalators, but it's probably just like that. Oh, no
There's a duo that's pleasant and three on the second floor hiding in the dark
I mean you guys probably would have saw them if your screen wasn't fucking pitch black
I mean I killed two
Yeah, they're bad
I mean they're crouching not moving hiding they gotta be pretty terrible
Ugh.
I can't even make a medium, dude.
I'm getting off.
Oh, I got you.
I got you, dude.
Don't worry, dude.
I can't even make a medium.
I'm getting off.
Ha ha ha.
Is that like peanut?
Best meeting I'll say I need.
Ah, yeah.
Thanks, thanks daddy.
Nothing here to see is fossil whales.
Players can't do the things they want to do by themselves.
Tell me lies.
Tell me sweet little lies.
Mason. Yeah? Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
ah
See him here
Shit
oh my god it's working
it's cracked
yeah but on to the vehicles you guys
where did one? on to the vehicles you saw
get ready
got one?
there's one, one nice
they just got beam on him bro, holy fuck
got this guy
where did?
I
Assembly is all
Watches him but watching jump up
That all run
Yeah, of course I got one knocked the he rests. Yeah
on the pillar
they're gonna come from there
i'm gonna go back and go
go go go
another one here, oh my god, new team i think
aww he smokes, aww that's bad
is that a one?
he rise over here
we're getting hit from the south i think
I'm cheating
You're still got the red though
Okay, oh fuckers worse. Yo, there's one right here one shot. I cracked him. I'm gonna go
Yeah, right over calling out here
Got this guy. Oh my god. I'm looking at the key one bullet
No, I got in the turret bro. No, I'm coming coming. Oh and go you go you go you go
There's one guy left in here.
I killed the other guy.
Man, I'm saved. You're good.
Yeah, one guy in that door. I see him.
I looked and just ate him, bro.
You get my fed this in all?
I ate him. I'll throw a name and crack him before you go.
Yeah.
I
Looting alarms. Hey, where this other guy go
You should have wrapped her on the loot is boy should have come rest his boy over here, I think
Yeah
You got the rest don't be just died
Then that they both died Wow no way
what in the fuck you got the other body on you yeah I got it okay how many bodies back
on the good book yeah I got into that shit but see your guy probably won't either now
You're the pretty kid at Kenzo.
Oh, shit.
Little one right there.
We have three bodies over here.
Well, this guy's got processors.
I
Yeah
All right, you're gonna leave or stay I
Don't say very good really 20 24
Yeah, I'm 139 in a sense. I thought dude that guy. Well, maybe I didn't I
Got a console. Oh fuck that was my body though
Oh
Look at me don't go no, we're sitting at fuck it
This is crazy
Someone
Okay, I have no nays no one shot. It's too up. There's smoking in
I know I have a man. I'm gonna pick up other things. Oh, I did block. God damn it. Yeah,
That's my bad. I'm trying to tell you guys not to go.
Like snapped up first, and they're all three just fucking waiting.
They have jousts on the uh, off, right when.
No, they're really not even holding towers. They're holding like, Zambonian shit. They're weird.
God damn it.
if I had fucking needs
the cheaters took over in a three of them left
literally
god damn it
Oh wait this guy's talking on you right now.
May I just leave?
Is this door a fucking breach over here?
Fuck it.
these guys are fucking posties bro yeah
holy shit Jesus I mean I didn't miss a shot I got fried
I
Do want to kill this guy's love I believe in you bro
Do you see my teenager there on the zip you could like maybe try to shoot that
It's like second row and period if that's you know what I got off. I know I know I literally
I think it's like it's just like these guys are actually such bitches like why am I pushing them
What are we doing they're running
I was like I'm not dead
Oh
Yeah
If there ain't no way fucking pussies
No way.
That is insane dude.
They're probably like their first big win.
Who the fuck was that?
Fucking 1v3, why are you running?
Smoking, by the way. Smoking to run.
Listen boys, we're gonna fucking smoke and then we're gonna drop down to run.
We're gonna wallow them off, too.
Hey, what are we doing?
I
Can't make a medium shit I'm out of here
What
Well you want batteries or a circuitry, okay, stop giving me out
You want it you want to leave no
Good soul out then God I can't even eat all this food she's fucking making me
try to get me fat
Don't make sweet little lies Mason.
Thank you.
Big and strong, we fat, big and fat.
I need one of you with the IQ above 50.
to calculate my
are greater sense into Valorant 800 dpi
Yo Sibli's fucking so ass, keep it as we have a shield
I
Shields them
Hey, I'm kicking dropping
Okay, y'all we can go to that
Ready? Thank you. Yeah, that's not but reaching
Oh
I
You're gonna have to remember think
I'm gonna play come on here now
base live or dead guys that I mean I said I'm coming for an arc howl bro yeah
I know chasing where I got some we're trying to bait this thing into the room
I've been in the room
Yeah, I think so.
We're gonna push them out.
New team.
Yeah, look at it.
They're never in somebody.
Did you get him crawled by?
Yeah, look at them crawling.
You want to let them crawl to the tip.
Not that tip on my side.
I thirsted one.
Is it a purple guy?
No.
Yeah, I'm going for my kill now.
They're just crawling us out.
I'm gonna kill you.
Is like a blue guy. Yeah, I gotta call me. No, you guys.
Yes. Yes.
Oh, yeah. Hey, who's with me? Yes, of course.
You money
Okay, that's awesome
I am rich he's cracked
Oh my god, yes
What in the fuck
Please don't shoot this thing.
I mean, that shudder is way too smart.
I have enough to do that.
Put a body block in and it just swings past me into the corner where I have no fucking LOS.
That's crazy as fuck.
If I'm gonna go open the door I can insert your gun.
I hit Mason hard.
Back one I think.
Back one.
I'm going to back two.
Nice.
Opening.
Okay.
Snapping.
I don't know.
One right there.
Don't stay.
One.
I'm in middle of here.
I'm back.
Hey, I'm sure.
Hey, don't poo.
Those guys are fucking poor.
Yeah, I'm gonna sit your fort.
I've got Bonnie back there to loot, but it's really far.
Well, I
Need my sandwich I guess
of
I
Don't
Right oh
Man
They're going there dude. I'll box you in not even if you do like this it like it'll actually be like tighter
I
Shit and I can't see you here too. You're not like you're not like good shit
Pulled off
I
Wish I could put one above you so they can't even need you just put one of those traps
Well trophy system yeah
the
yeah what is the new equipment is it actually a trophy just a more like what's up
you saw it like it's apps
so anything it's proximity within 10 meters just gets apt including players including
including yourself and your teammates.
So if I was to put one here,
we'd be getting fucking cooked right now.
You have to put it like,
just your typical spots.
I think even if it blows up the teenage mid-air,
it'll like, it'll do damage.
So you're gonna get,
if you're close to either way,
then you should've put it somewhere far away.
What?
It's fine, I don't wanna think it's a,
it's not really a point.
I think so.
of
If someone smells like shit.
Yeah.
What in the fuck?
Yeah, ain't gonna get in here.
I'll crouch.
Oh
What the fuck yeah
This is tech
Come on. Oh my god
Oh
Yo, imagine we just ended up in ceiling found your glitch live off the building
Yeah, that's all sick kids.
What the hell?
Yo, are some of you just dead?
Yeah, it happens, bro.
Like, you won't get late spawns until, like, now.
Until 18, I think, yeah.
I haven't even heard anyone shoot.
Yeah, me either.
It's crazy
I
Guess you're on me just type it
Shit I'll tell it
I'll let you guys know if I find anybody
Empty raid yep
It's crazy
Shit's dad, bro
Maybe medical or something
Fucking sea vault
I just want to spawn in
what the fuck
What the fuck?
Ow, what the?
Oh, yo, what the?
How are you?
I'm gonna run.
on me full team full team right now right now right now right now on me it's fully
got one?
yeah all of them are free they're free
careful
on me?
got him
careful I think he's going to come now, grab him
got me on me on me
back to one
I'm going to flank around here give me one second
he's got a shredder on him
oh my god how much ark is on me bro like fuck oh yeah same bro with a team what they call team in
uh somebody's all i see the smokes in there in front of us
i'm on stairs stairs stairs yeah okay can i go
Nice, going to the other, KVM team assembly.
Oh my god.
Bro, how much of an archive is in here bro?
Behind, behind, behind, behind, right here.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Let him hit the ball.
He's got a Dilawbra.
Tracked him.
I see them far back in here.
They're running, loading me I think.
Still here, I'm weak.
I'm dead at 1TN, bro.
I'm dead at 1TN.
I died at 1TN.
I died to 1, bro.
They're fighting the front of the thing.
Nice.
I mean, I'm probably dead, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Especially right now.
T is laughing.
It's not infinite teammates.
Especially vehicles.
I'm dead.
My guns are reloaded.
I just continued it as well.
Yeah.
They know it's us, by the way.
She threw, she threw, she threw, she threw, she threw, she threw, oh my god, this is real.
Are these guys serious?
Yeah. I did a one team in by the way, like, instead of...
just stop it now. Tifu Enki. Zem. Oh my god.
I
Now that's teacher what are we doing? What are we doing? That's tea boys. What are we doing? That's Turner?
I saw bro could be cool. Yeah, what's up? What's up?
Let's be cool, bro
I don't even know if I have any shield or wights.
Alright, good buck yourself.
Oh, buck yourself.
Remember, they're just dreams, Ambrose.
Got no acceptance, buddy.
Got a couple of why.
That's what he's saying, dude.
I think it's time for you to get out of here!
I'm getting pretty useless.
That was cringe as fuck.
Yeah, this is probably the worst arc Raiders Day I've ever had on this game.
I think it's time to go to the beach.
Even though it's raining.
It's probably a better time than this, okay?
The beach is nice and there's no beyond it.
fucking pissing today, but it might be
I'd be better than this, okay
But I think you live in Texas, bro. You don't know beaches there. Yeah, huh?
Well, there's a whole coast kind of far. I'm not near them, but
Yeah, but like that's not beast though. That's like
Like that's like fucking toxic waste
Yeah
I'm just not having fun, I'm gonna use this free will or whatever Ninja says, and I'm gone dude, this day was just not good, tomorrow maybe we'll be better.
I mean we were just here in Stella so, but we're here at other masters.
We had some pretty good ones on the other map dude, the one damn grade we had I think that would have been like a historic grade dude, that was insane.
I'm still thinking about that damn one bro.
Yeah, what happened there? I forget
Someone was stuck to the letter K came up
Invite. Oh, yeah
That's awesome. I mean, well you guys have a great day, right guys. Hey
We say brother
All right, GGs, bro
God thanks for my tournament, dude.
All right, go like my life is out.
This game is fucking shit!
All right, boys.
Yes, sir.
Oh, I got signed into my riot, bro.
I don't even know if I have a rock.
Do I even have a riot account?
Like damn, I'm pretty sure I made one low key, but let me double check.
I'm going to write games.
Oh, my games are fully downloaded.
That was almost downloaded though.
Did somebody get my, did somebody find my sense by the way?
They converted my shit.
I mean, I think my converted sense is probably fine
for Valorant anyway.
Mm.
I
Hmm
There's a fucking apple or a pear I don't even fucking know
Okay, I'm going to change it.
That is too low for now.
I'm fine.
To be fair, my sense is too low for everything, ever.
The fuckers are dead.
I'm playing now in seven years.
Holy shit.
Fuck is this sense.
God damn gaming walk.
Um.
Hell.
What do I do?
Um.
Well shit abilities.
What's important here boys?
I
Actually
Quit oh fuck what should my ability one be
You fault binds are good. Yeah, I'm gonna probably leave these
My ultimate I might change
I mean, I might just do this and then I don't even know what my ultimate could be
mouse button
Is it more? Yeah, I guess
Whatever don't matter. Where's the fucking interact this shit?
I just unbound that shit
Look
I
Actions
What did it go
Poggle cheat that he made it
Equipment?
I could use F as well.
What's that default for?
F is my ultimate, it's fine.
Wait, use it, use it quick, oh fuck me dude.
Phoenix, what to do?
Just go back?
Where is all this shit?
Ah, use object. Is that important?
Reset, yeah, just reset all these, bro. Fuck in hell.
Well, um...
There we go. I mean, it's probably fine.
Crosshair import profile kids
Yeah
Damn brothers to this fucking graphics quality
I
Bro, don't just hollow. Don't you say fuck it?
Yeah, turn that shit off turn that shit off
There at least at the none
I don't even know what the fuck an anastrophic filtering is what should my fucking
Anastrophic filtering
Balloon distortion cast shadows
So we got a cross there for me, dude.
All right, Chelsea, what you got for me?
Oh, okay.
Not bad.
Fuck.
I'm going to make a new profile, create a new profile, import, create a new profile.
import the fuck chat this you guys are just typing fucking numbers and shit this
is not even fucking uh dude that's ass bro no we can't be doing that they
what is this bro you ain't using that are you come on bro
No, bro, what the fuck
But these are all gonna ask like
Bruh
Just use default fucking just just use default ball out. Oh
Oh, the Dot? The Dotimus?
Kind of weird in Val, I feel like, but...
Okay, did we just try it?
The Dot is tough.
How do I make it a different color though? I need a red.
Oh, there's different ones and shit. Okay.
Let's go in here. Red.
Okay, it could be all right. My sense is still cooked. Bro, what have we done by here? Controls,
no. General. Sensitivity, aim. What's my shit supposed to be? Jack? Did we convert it?
Your sense is 2.5?
Oh my god, bro.
What about my ADS and shit?
Is the scope shit the same?
Who calculated it?
Oh my god.
This feels so fucking slow.
I guess this is...
I guess this is kind of fine there, right?
This is almost slower.
I feel like my shingles needs to be like 2-6.
I can't even find 2-6.
Can I type it?
Why my FOV looks so bad bro my shit looks like ass bro why my game look like shit
it. Wait, how do I, is there not FOV in this shit? Was the game just look like this?
Bruh. Hell nah.
My multi-threaded zone?
There the fuck even is that?
They're multi-threading on in graphics, okay, these graphics graphics quality
Multi-threading on
Bro
Where the fuck is the Vandal wait I pull my knife all my keybinds are cooked
I need my knife on one brother this can
Quip equipment melee what wait put melee war on secondary weapon to wait fuck
Primary weapon to secondary weapon three there we go. There we go
Die busy
I didn't get used to that sprinting.
Keep fire a full magazine deal to the target.
Notice how bullets are not your crosshair.
Is it?
In a way, it's on 60, right?
Fire all bullets into the target.
Bruh.
Keep the central target with sustained fire.
To stay on target.
Turn your frames on?
Oh, shit.
Um.
Wait, where? General?
What's battery? Menu?
Huh?
Turn them all off
My game
All right, where's your next
Yeah, this is off if I limit it's just my mission should be limited
Yeah, I think it's fine, bro.
Now this is important, moving and shooting at the same time is highly inaccurate, so
So move to face each bot and stop and shoot while standing still.
Die.
These bots strafe back and forth.
Go for headshots, yeah?
Always. Headshots do much more damage.
Now my ex- oh, set him up here.
Where you going? Press your red?
What?
That was ass!
We don't all have wind powers yet!
Max FPS always on, where's that?
Always...
Five hundred. Fuck it.
Yeah, we're good, bro.
Yeah, I think I'm fine. My game feels fine.
What's next?
Combat simulations. First we'll attack, then we'll defend. Room's ready.
Now tell me about the spike. Uh, I don't know.
I don't even know which which my I don't even know what my abilities are
about the plan open your map this map has three sites we can hit a b
is a flash yeah I remember this
and then plant sage and I will stick with you jet and soba you to go see long
now the enemies listening for us so keep quiet let's sneak to the choke
point let's try again remember being quiet is important now the enemies wait
what the fuck keep quiet let's sneak to the choke point let's try again remember
being quiet is important oh you have the wall listening for us so keep quiet
let's sneak to the choke point hold up and enemies in there we should use
Abilities before gunfights to help take ground from the enemy. I could throw my curveball. It'll blind them
I could throw my curveball my curveball, bro
Curve it left around the door
They're blind
Move in rush the spike I'm rushing brown. Wait, what the fuck do I play for?
Spikes planted. Now we protect it.
Follow me. Yo, my ultimus ready.
Perfect.
Let's hide here. Now, describe your ultimate.
If I die, I'll come back to life right here.
Reborn through fire, baby.
Good. Use your ult to stop defenders from defusing.
Wait for my signal. I hear them.
Use your- Come on! Let's go!
go go take them out
where's the gun?
yes super dead
now move to zhahki before the fight detonates
wait what? oh
great work
let's switch to defense
how like do- can I skip this shit?
zh, you're the defense expert
yes
as defenders
we prevent the fight from detonating
Okay, you can't skip it.
Fuck, I'm gonna get up.
Oh fuck.
Huh?
Motherfucker, I did buy a city, didn't I?
Hmm
Well, yeah, I'm pissed a lot
Really a bottom
What
Cheers, I'm sick a sugar daddy in this bitch
Revealing area
Found them. Oh shit
Defend them
Throw the fire at the choke point
Fuck oh my god
Bro listen, they're my good listener
Alright, now let's do go over here, what's up man?
I'm probably doing that game, oh yeah.
It says you, you're a fucking guy, idiot.
Dumbass.
come on right now what the fuck you are ready for us will be spotted throw your
blaze where I pinged to block their vision
I don't know where the fuck that is your blaze wall didn't cover the full
angle so can you record yes scouting ahead they're ready for us where they
Oh, yeah, dude, oh, fucking flag, dude.
Whoa!
Oh, fuck, do I use this?
Got to learn that, you know what I mean?
That's important.
You're good to go, kid. You can always return for more training and practice different
consensibilities without having to depend on lines of reason.
We got a robot. Fucking ass.
Oh, dude. What got you on Discord, bro?
wait what the fuck is this I want to shoot like Bossam's jet
a light armor fucking aw fuck
is that the right is that the right bias jet I'm confused whatever you can
leave this. Damn bro, I have to wait 30 seconds. Yeah, I'm leaving this shit. This is ass.
Fuck, how do I leave? Let's go, dude. I don't know what that means. I don't know what
That fucking means either
Should I go to the range of the basic training oh fuck I gotta add fucking homeboy
buy some skins bro hell no I'm gonna buy any skins I'm buying fucking CS skins
bro fuck it
listen to two different fucking songs right now bro I got this fucking Johnny
he sends ass fucking music and then
he's calling me bro I don't even have him added on discord and on thing my
I
Did he send me a very close or
I don't give dude, I don't even know half of these characters, bro
Like holy shit
like deadlock I guess never even a character that I played before what's
good character like this isn't fucking matter bro
oh shit
garbage this dog is looking too small
The
beat a by gun okay what gun do I need to practice with chat
I was with the Vandal
the Randal
this feels like a little bit different on this game you know what I mean
yeah I gotta get used to it
this is my sense
Whoa, right over his head like, I'm not gonna.
How fast do I want to tap this gun to?
Like do I need to tap it like real fast?
I'm gonna, I can lower my sensitivity in game, that's kind of cool.
You want to crouch to the wall like, just start spraying, do you know what I mean?
We're in there no crouching
Try hard guys play that shit
Long long long long time ago, I played fucking Alan, but it's been literally like seven years
Hmm.
You want your discord?
score Dingleberry head.
All right.
Wait, how do I have the difficulty?
F three fucks sake.
Bots, strafe, strafe, okay, medium, prime.
All right, but this thing is not even crazy.
Alright, let's try a fucking... try a hard...
Umm...
The two to three round burst?
Okay.
I know hard is real hard.
I'm gonna use my sense.
Why should this not feel like the same as my arc, but...
Just like that.
I'm a fucking arm hurts, bro.
Archsense of Valiz is 2-8, is it? Wait, you sure? This Loki does feel a little lower.
Oh, fuck.
Let me try this. Let's see if this feels a little like...
Like even more normal.
I'm actually already adjusted.
way better though already right maybe this is maybe this is actually better
you know I mean
I
Stop tapping just ran do two more tapping
Okay, yeah, I'm feeling this is a little better
For I was like there's just I was off you know what I mean
It's a little better
Yeah, I want to do the strafing shit, baby
Did this motherfucker have me back or something for her to us? You get me?
Oh, there we go boy, is he what is he playing with people or no fucking just calling
Mm hmm.
Yo, yo, yo.
Oh my God, dude.
Was good, holy shit Tyler
Yes, yes, that's fucked up then what's your name again tea
Like
Turner Turner
Turner do we have time for a quick swift play I think we do
Um
At bro, what even is that what's the swift play?
Swift play is a
Quick it's like non-ranked because your your account is new right you can't play ranks. Oh hell. No, bro. I'm fucking well
Actually, um, why played I played ballerina came out back in 2020 or whatever
What level are you I think this is I don't think I'm on the same account. I think I'm level zero
I'm not gonna leak it. Wait, I can what if I leak it though?
Bro part of my fucking voice, bro. I lost my voice. They sound like a like a Valorant player now
You know what I mean? Like yo, what's that baby girl? Yeah, I know what you mean. How did you lose your voice, bro?
What happens bro? I don't fucking know
It was fishing in a fucking eel slammed down my throat
That's it bro, no shut up.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
All right, wait.
Yo, give me your ride, Eddie bro.
Give me your ride.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
The same party code.
I got it.
What is that?
Party code.
I got it, I got it.
You don't play this for me there.
Wait, I have my, I have the ride, Eddie, right here.
OK, put it into this code, maybe.
Yeah, what's the ride code, dude?
Uh, I can join the lobby with that, I think.
Oh, you can, where do I put it in?
Wait
Uhhhh
HAHAHAHA
He says no players found bro, I'm not gonna lie
Wait, I have a friend request
FOV, is that you?
Uhhhh
Yes!
What the fuck?
How dare you?
Alright, let me add you to the lobby
Suck
Now I can shot, oh no
Ah, I fucked up
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Wait, you leaked what?
What did you leak?
You're, yo, if you get some friend request, I'm sorry bro
I'm sorry, I'm actually sorry, I'm actually sorry, I'm actually sorry, I'm actually sorry.
Bro!
I'm not bad.
No, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
I know if I leaked it.
No, I think you're good.
Oh, fuck, I just leaked yours though.
No!
Stop!
Oh my god.
Oh, you're good.
I'm nice to the pot.
Where's the stranger prevention?
Bro!
Oh, shit!
Oh, okay, okay.
Are you in?
Here we go, here we go.
Yes.
Oh
Here we go. Here we go. Yes. All right, chief you how good how you had follow brother terrible, bro
I don't play this fucking Mickey Mouse. Yes shit
Wait, no, I can't wait are we supposed to
Wait, how do I turn I think I'm getting friend requests. I get how do I turn this shit off?
Fuck me, bro
I'm so sorry, bro. I'm so sorry.
Yo! Yo, I don't wanna turn this off.
Fuck, bro.
Wait, you don't play this shit either, do you?
Yeah, but, bro, like, I play CS, you know?
And when you play CS, you're good at this kids' game, bro.
This is one step below CS, you know?
Um, fuck. How do I turn this?
I gotta go to Settings.
Do you? No, fuck.
Let me know when we should queue, bro.
I'll wait for you to fix that.
How do you just turn off friend requests?
This is good.
So now that there's no search before the settings, bro, this game is actually mad confusing to
you.
I just bro, it's just as mad confusing.
Check.
Does anyone know in general, generate privacy, wait right here, auto reject friend requests.
I
See it put it on
We hide my riot. I'm just gonna hide everything
Only allow party question friends
I think we're chilling bro
Come on we have we have fought night pro. We all what happened in the mr. Bees
I don't want to talk about it bro. I've been losing sleep every night
I couldn't jump out of the plane so I died
That's what I said. I was defending your name. I was like
Bro, did they did they change the UI because on on the UI in the video it said hold each exit no
I don't know. I didn't look
It did did holding E work or no this trial. Yeah, I think I tried it didn't work, but
do you know who you want to win bro you got a favorite um ski mask the motherfucker wouldn't
be the files if it wasn't for me bro I sacrificed my life for him that's all that's all I'm
gonna go with because he's on my plane I carried him so now we see that he's gonna carry
me to the victory oh my god are we like are we like in queue or some shit
almost fucked up bro I it's good that it didn't pop yet bro I was queuing for
like a one-hour game bro oh it's not some 20
I'm here right back
Chad who's gonna get more kills
Yo, I swear bro take this name bro Turner. It's not it. I've never heard the name Turner, bro
Bro, I've never met somebody named fucking only pixel in my life, dude
Yeah, but you can call me mark like really like a Turner. I've never like that's your mark these nuts
Okay, what would what play bro? They got three guys or five guys and wait listen to me listen to me
You want to play your aimer right play with the one that I'm hovering right now the purple guy
I don't have that most of her dude
What do you have play the French guy maybe yes a DG let the start the French guy French guy this guy
No, no
The slim French guy no
Look at these five
control into they said play jet
off of the way select I put me off a random shit did
same him all way
no way they fucking forfeited
right of course they said they saw us in the lobby and match
found dude so much of rookies
so which characters do you have
I
These
Yes, yes, this one this one lock it in
Bro, why is it saying I'm on Xbox brothers run Xbox? You see the Xbox logo?
What the fuck this is wrong console we got Xbox logos
Is this an Xbox account?
The one that I have?
That's the dualist logo?
Nah, bro, I'm pretty sure that's the Xbox logo.
Wait, you're on console too?
No, I'm not.
Is this your first real game of Valor, bro?
Since that guy?
Yeah.
Okay, okay. Then we need to win this shit, okay?
Yeah, we're gonna win this shit.
With confidence.
believe in me oh come on bro what the fuck I'll see after this game I'll see
after this game all right like make sure your cubites are working you know
what I mean bro bro one of the important ones bro I got walked and
crowds like what more do I need wait I'm open biking no way these guys can
hear you
other things party chat I'm not actually okay oh my god all right what do I
What do we buy
Regenerate armor
Okay, uh buy buy no no you want to buy buy the ghost buy the ghost you want to buy the fucking yes, and then you can buy one piece of utility maybe
You know what I mean?
Yeah
And the smoke they said
Wait, what the fuck
go smoke what the fuck is that
oh shit dude I'm kind of nervous why don't be nervous
someone kills me where we are defense or offense
offense offense I think
fight down B
guys come here come here
okay got the ass that ass
they are
go on
let's go let's go
I'm on sheriff. I think it's
a copy, but people buy it or you
follow the camera. What? Say
that again. I'm on sheriff. I
think it's the thing. There's a
copy, but people buy it. Why are
you a follow the camera? What?
Say that again. I'm on
What? Say that again.
I'm sure I'll come out as a cop.
This is my comp, bro.
Yeah, don't worry, boys. I'll go mid.
Wait, this is kind of scary, though.
No, no, no.
You're better than them. Remember that.
What are we?
Plant on me guys, plant on me.
Oh shit this guy put a wall.
That's amazing.
Got down there, both, both.
Nice.
No, no, no, no, no!
Yeah, dude, that guy fucked everyone.
He's hacking, report him.
Dread!
go so far on everything that guy's cheating oh yeah he's cheating bro what a cheater hey no way
yeah he love key fucking shit on us bro i can't even lie oh fuck i reset my computer five times
i guess we're fucking anti-cheat you work for this oh and he's my abilities what are my abilities
yes yes you have a dash you have a dash bro yeah i see like compressor right now what's your
dash yeah that's my cue though it's really good bro no no no no no cue try it try it try it no
No
This is the
Now we push
Oh, fuck.
You can weak.
No, I clutched this.
Yes, 1v3, bro.
No!
Ah!
I just messed up, bro.
No, no, he just one-tied me. He had a good shot.
Last round in the half.
But you got the same sense as Aquaraders?
Is
All right, what do I buy you always want to go for Vandal bro
You guys way from
I
Was saying that
We're from way late. Well, it's USA
Yeah, but which state broke in C
NYC I already know you're across the day of country
Half of this map doesn't even matter. I'm a crazy
easy. What is all this bullshit, bro? I don't know. It's like a GTA map. This is GTA.
I'm going to block up. Let's go inside, bro. We got this. One down, one down. I'm going
No, no. What do you mean? I killed the guy. 1v1.
Yeah, but in style, your first reaction should be your guy. So what about the...
The guy who's been in 10k on dance, yes, cases.
Oh, my God. I'm kind of lagging, bro. Are you lagging?
Really?
These guys look legit. You look laggy. Are you on high ping?
Yeah
Yeah, but what if you don't pick me and I kill you though
Let's do one be one
Oh, holy shit.
Yeah, well, I've been sick, bro.
Like, dying.
This guy's corner camping.
I don't know, allergies or some shit.
I hear it, that guy's eyes.
Could you stream again, huh?
Fuck, we're poor, dude.
What do we buy?
Fucking specters and shit?
Yo, fake your ass, bro, look at him.
I'm Deagle, I'm Deagle-ing.
Guys, we just rush out on the hill. Hey, come on.
Don't be scared, don't beg. I'm gonna wall-sit now. Go!
Alright, let's get it. Let's get it, let's get it.
I believe in you, Ani.
I'm gonna fly down site, I'm gonna fly down site.
Oh, see, he's back.
He's dead. No, I'm dead. Fuck him.
Damn it.
It's good though, it's good.
Oh, where's my gun? Where's my gun?
Dude, I dropped my gun.
Hey!
Hey, you guys are fucking try-hots!
Bro, art team's ass too, and these guys in the other team are fucking...
It's Benji Fischi on the other team, bro.
Defender wins!
Fifteen and freeze-jet!
See you
Well, he was 15 and 3 to few
We got jet diff bro. Why are you not 15 and 3? Dude, that's my first game, bro
Well, it's too warm we won bro, I think yeah
So how do I do that shit? Yeah, how do we just you just shit on me get get you warmed up, you know
Custom okay custom and
I can see us. Can you like do like the shit where you literally just like that like just peak battles over and over again
Yes, bro, watch your maps. Yeah. Yeah. The same blue skirmish
Okay, let's try like this like this
Let's get it let's get it let's get it. Let's see let's see
Let's see, bro. You got that greater same. I got the CSM shit
And I'm not even gonna pay to win let's pick the same characters on which one are you picking bro? Yeah, I guess I just play her again
I like that five characters
Let's go let's go let's go. Oh god.
Level 1. I feel like for me it's just my movement is just not good. You know what I mean?
Yeah I know what you mean. But your aim is clean?
Yeah my aim is like alright. I should have chewed a little bit more.
Is that me over there?
I don't know. Do we buy shit or what?
No, do we buy shit or what we can do we buy the sheriff, okay?
Okay
Come on come on come on digga digga digga digga
I marked you. I know you're one HP buddy.
No! I have nothing to do! I'm getting ahead of myself. Why did I try nothing to teach
What am I doing?
Come on, come on.
Okay, okay.
Kill!
Okay, I locked it.
Come on.
I'm gonna win this one.
I
Moving them all shooting bro, that's my problem
In octa you're running gun. Oh, yeah
Oh, my god.
There we go. There we go. You
know how you German, bro?
Jump again.
I
Still got it big oh
How do you game bro? You're hella young no point six
20 set yo bro. No, maybe 20 maybe 28 me. Yeah, I think I'm 28
No, I'm actually 20
Let's go. Yo, that's cap. Come on.
No, you're like, what, 20? You're like my area.
27, bro.
Honk.
Says you.
I saw you, buddy.
What?
You see me as well?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yo, shoot another gun.
That's your scout only, scout only.
Marshall, Marshall, Marshall.
Top right, top right, top right.
Wait, I gotta buy it real quick.
Wait, no, I can't buy it anymore.
I'm on fucking sure. Fuck me.
Wait, I can't do this. Go.
I'm with me. I'm with me.
What? I need to scout.
Are you going to go scopes?
Are you going to scout?
Yeah, yeah. Where's that?
Marshall. Oh, fuck.
I don't see your teacher.
Stop right. Stop right.
Wait, I don't want to see you.
What did you do?
Did I have a fucking pistol?
What do you want from me?
All right. Marshall, Marshall.
Stop right. Stop right.
fast fast fast
I got it I got it
oh what the fuck
shit's fucking weird is that a way how do I use this thing
this is
wait is there a hold ADS
yes you hold it
no mine's not hold
no
wait mine's not
wait how do I do
is there a way to like do hold ADS in this game
it's gonna be fun
is there a way to do not hold bro
I think there is bro I've hold it and I don't like it
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Wait, where is it?
from where to be at? Stay in the
settings, buddy. I'm not going to kill you.
Where would it be? General, maybe?
Equipment? Equipment.
No way.
How big was the biggest fish you've ever caught, bro?
How many kg?
I don't know.
Like.
What?
Like
I'm up nine and six am I gonna fast-pick teeth you yes first pick no, don't please please I love a god
I
Sending me on discord
I said it now you saw my profile picture idea, bro. It was my idea to put a child to a pic, bro
Wait, what the fuck is going on?
I don't know like eight years
Should we just join the team
I guess we just don't hear anybody in there yet
but I
Think I have to drop bro. I think after draft. What do you think? I should I should drop first if you bro
You got any idea Derek?
Isn't this yeah
Okay, okay. Yo yo yo peace out peace out. I hope I see you
hey
Hey, maybe maybe like you maybe have like a big day
I get picked at the end and you just like sleep or pick me up.
I'll consider, I'll consider.
Peace out bro, peace out, love you bro.
Bye.
All right Chad, now what?
You did a draft?
What are they actually doing a draft out?
Okay, how am I playing wait solo party.
I leave this up
Wait, I can't do a death match or no
Competitive team death match wait no, I just want to death match right
Let me know when they start up.
The draft like for real for real.
There I think they're still trying to get people.
Dude, the one thing I hate about like Valorant is like,
dude, you just spent so much time not doing anything.
You know what I mean?
Like you're always waiting to queue.
You're always waiting for the round to start.
Like it's just always, you're just waiting.
Like I'm trying to just shoot.
I
What he'd lived I'm gonna buy guns and shit don't I?
There we go stay in range of my stem beacon. We'll mow them down. What the fuck I can't move fight safety's off
I don't know the maps and shit, bro. That's like
Oh my god, I'm spraying too much, bro.
I'm gonna spray him.
Fire's out!
Damn!
I swear I just shot his ear a little bit, Bob.
See, he kind of crouched, he kind of dodged the head of you.
Now I'm just moving too much.
It's my problem
Hardly better than Jinxie that's good
Yeah
Fuck is this a sewer
are they doing the draft?
PS is kind of weird in this game.
Is it a reticle?
My reticle is kind of chill.
Who trained you?
three. That's three.
try the Phantom. Uh huh. I think I think I remember this gun.
dominating ten kills remaining now we're cooking
I
Get in better yes, I'm Bob
gotcha
ZAM!
are they doing the draft?
down and out
They're arguing already.
One kill remaining.
off center player on God what's up if my map not spit when I look around
I'm gonna bring it up, but it's fine point is he's really good on mouse and keys
I think I think agents play worse than Lacey. He's naturally just a shitty game
Yeah
This movie is already even picking which is yappin
I've rot and put buffer on dude. I have no idea what I have on bro match found
Is there anything I need to like fix?
map fix
A lot.
Keep player centered off.
What's that?
Where's that at?
the same as the nap. I think I'm in a game or some shit. What do I do? See what I'm saying
with this game though? Like, what is going on? The Valorant is more like the waiting
simulator bro. Like what is this loading screen. Alright so where is it at? General? You want
me that key player centered off?
Because my map's so big.
My map is huge, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, I need to turn my make my map lower brothers. It's usually how the fuck
That's map size is huge
I actually do remember this map from a long time ago.
Why is it hitching like this?
What is that?
too much. I need a trigger discipline. You know what I mean? I'm lagging like a motherfucker
though. Why is it like hitting like this? I don't like this. I'm like low key laggin.
A stream laggin or is it just, you see this? It's fucking weird.
bro I need to figure out my why does a stream like this stream is lagging to
Oh, shit.
Man, how the fuck did I miss?
Bye.
Yeah, I'll get my stream as long as I can, I can always end my YouTube stream if I have
to but like we're reaching set to fucking
ten kills remaining oh no
I need to learn my abilities and shit.
Yikes.
five kills remaining
fuck
my spray powder is ass
stay down
one kill remaining. No. Enemy kill.
I
These motherfuckers still
Yeah, chat's teaching me how to play the game.
I've been playing punk in like seven years.
I'm a ass, bro.
Deathmatch.
Warm up.
New fight.
New tactics.
Keep it fresh, yeah?
of
the fact that it's keeping fresh yet
and
spot me on the outskirts
cameras covering the kill feed
sure I could move my camera.
You're gonna start picking players now, are they?
cover my map. Okay. I need to make my map smaller though. She's covering my whole day
I'm spring
Am I sick yeah pretty sick feel like ass that's what I've been streaming
Okay, I'm just tap firing too fast like I don't know the
How fast it should be shooting
Like motherfuckers just have their dirty like aimed at my head before I even peak
After them I just don't even know the map
Even some of us just know where people are gonna be
of
I don't know what I'm doing.
of the
of
He dead he dead he dead he dead
I need to get picked last though,
cuz I don't play.
They're glazing me.
I'll pick my boys.
Wait, what is that?
I'm getting first-rounded brother. Oh my god
Okay, Ron Dale Dingo
She's like
WESL JCS TV. Oh my god
Throw me a bone here
Who would you pick right now if I'm
Curious I'm just curious
I'm picking Kingsman. I know sleepers.
Good play for the vibes, little key.
Play for the vibes.
Yo, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, gonna lie bro.
Remember there is like high 5k on this video.
Really?
I think he's good bro.
I don't think he's that bad and he's a good friend.
I'm gonna pick YBG.
I'm gonna pick...
Dude!
Oh my god!
Bro, I should have to pick YBG
because I brought it into this tournament.
Hey, look out.
Like
You've been crying
Go
Over this
Pro player he's new to Valorant. I think let me make sure let me like triple check
Let me check yes, or is it trick trick GMD geometry dash geometry that's like tech mill Twitter real quick, so
He said
All right, but his first pick is
Now there's some of my seed friends up there so you can ask me about them like a lot of these people play siege
Okay, uh, it's waiting here. No, it's boy. Can't make a flight flight flight
Yeah, is anybody good that's all this
This is good though because like I'm able to kill some of these motherfuckers of
Timmy's good obviously Timmy's probably the best player in the world
Oh my god!
I thought Tarak was in this
Is somebody gonna pick Tarak?
No, that's not a problem
Trick has peaked that immortal
He's that good? Is that insane?
Wait, wait, wait, wait
It might not be first round pick but it is very good
Okay, but would that change the order of the draft?
Is all that matter? Would that change the order of the draft?
No, I don't think so
Okay, is he tricking me or no? Is he tricking me or no?
No, no, no, no, Zoink would not like trick Pete that immortal he's ascended
I heard case on pretty good.
Are you sure trick is actually immortal?
There's a peak the mortal and he's ascending
captain's in order.
Jixi picks first picks to me.
This is rigged.
Did I need to get I need Jixi to pick me.
Dude, it's something about his nose, bro.
It's just like, I don't know.
He's just inside the camera.
Yo, I'm locked in on the inside of trade. I'm gonna text Jesse
Yo chat fucking focus here's the list. All right, BRB
chat focus
Bro, mr. Savage is I'm pretty sure just good at everything
Play Val he's like pro apparently good
Yeah, he's good everything. I mr. Savage. I think true that's pick in the second round amp II
Pretty sure amp II's like really good about it, too
I think Ambi texted me on Twitter. Let me let me text Ambi
Harky, bro, okay, Bucky's pie. Good right kick me at the end. I need the Timmy carry as well
Okay, and he said radiant in 2023
He's a mortal now. Is that fun? We chat and be hit radiant and now he's immortal. Should I get me?
Yeah, every time. Yeah, guys stop and said he has played the game three times.
Check. Should I get Andy?
Is it?
Should I get Andy?
I mean, I have to get like.
But he plays Val Peterbot. Yeah, he's probably just.
No, no, no.
Mooda question.
If somebody peaked radiant in 2023, but they're immortal now.
I'm going to trick. I'm going to trick. I'm going to trick.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
What?
I like trick I like trick I'll take trick I'll take trick I'll take trick
We know you pick trick we can see on the board
You know if it is ampy. Okay. No, no, sir. Sorry if somebody hit
Radiant three years
That's like saying that's like saying
Somebody a champion siege them
That's like saying, like, sign fast,
and then the champ was a thing.
And then, as now, he gambles.
Okay, I'm gonna get Ambi.
I'm gonna get Ambi.
He has Timmy and Ambi, y'all, like.
Jinxie, I will say, we haven't heard from Ambi.
We haven't heard from Ambi, so you have to call him.
Like, he was pretty good.
Are you free?
Wait, hold up.
Wait, oh my God, you're right.
I hope good call.
Oh, my God, there ain't no way I'm getting picked last, right?
Who did you wait?
Who are you texting?
See if they're they're available.
Yeah, I just got to make sure maybe you don't draft.
Lacey big Guapa is Guapa fucking nice.
Yeah, anybody there's victory is going to be good.
He was able last week, but what I don't know about this week.
I might have to do another pick.
Teefoo is not a I can get I can get.
Wait, I can get trade reps.
You want?
Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Okay. Um,
it's about Andy. If he doesn't reply,
this is something. Yes. If it doesn't reply. Okay.
Wait, what about, um,
wait, what about Mr. Savage, bro?
Mr. Savage.
What? How am I?
Oh, Mrs. Savage. She said, so what about Mr. Savage?
Wait, how about Devin?
To what about mr. Savage? Why am I in speeds discord? What just happened?
How about help help to what about mr. Savage mr. Savage or ambi mr. Savage or ambi?
Tell me speeds discord
Raw dog moon underrated
Bro, where is the fucking discord? I don't know where this is. I have like a 86 servers help have mine help
I
Wish it could take all day bro the fuck all right
This Jason hit Darla's part you know why because
I think we got a sub out and be for somebody guy. I don't know. I already okay. I already
We have to stop them out, yo.
We stop in trade?
Trade.
Trade?
Wait, Andy, sex me, Andy, sex me.
What do you mean, sex me?
OK.
Oh, no, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't.
OK, stop out.
Andy, call a trade, let me call a trade, let me call a trade.
Wait, you said you got trade to play Valorantz?
Yeah, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me call a trade.
Trade Rex?
He loves Valorantz.
Yeah, bro.
I mean, trade and go back, wait, wait.
I can get laser here, y'all.
Now, let me know.
I'm out of it.
I don't even know how to have these names. I'm gonna be honest this is gonna take forever
But this is dead ass can take forever
Wait so can Andy not play
Yo, yo mood I don't think he's answering your bro. I hang up the phone
Okay, sounds by all right. I believe he plays on it. All right. All right. Who's up?
Savage is a sleep. It is. Lacey, Lacey, Lacey. Lock in Lacey.
Yeah, I can't get him. I can't get him. He's not answering. He's definitely
turning us is just too rich. Well, we have too much money, bro.
I got lucky. I'll get it next week. Bucky. Bucky's good. Bucky. Bucky. Bucky.
All right. Next up, we got agent agent. Nice accent with my second round pit.
I'm going to get raw dog on the team, man. Welcome to this club, my boy.
I heard he's good at raising girls
Man, that's good
I'm talking about my teammates like that Joe first. You're on the clock. I'm on the clock. I understand
I'm gonna be daffin first. I go Joe you're on the clock. Jinx. He had five minutes
Player was playing or not. I won't do that again matter daddy, bro matter daddy
One time yo, give me mine. Jinx. He said impossible hold both your ankles and spell run
You know it's impossible to do that.
Bro.
I won't say that.
Timmy being in here is like, he's really going to be smoking people.
We can't like stop being a good player all the way at the end.
It's just not fair.
All right, so who could we sub in right now?
We have to find a sub.
I mean, if Lays could play.
Do you want me to ask Chris next door?
If I can get Lays on there, I'm like, no, no.
Chris next door.
Yeah, get Chris next door.
Second pick.
Second round is...
The TV actually plays he's good stop. Oh
Eric Eric said he could play
Eric would shit on everyone
Eric's like a SCS pro play all he doesn't play that are you scared? We just walked right please still ball
Wow. Alright, next up, One One. That is like a dream, but not a rotation.
Alright One One, can I take a sketch?
Wait, is sketch even playing in my face?
I'm gonna call him.
He was playing, yeah, he's playing.
Oh, he's playing.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna press.
Alright One One.
One One, I heard K-Song or sketch is a good pick, bro.
Come on.
I'm good, bro.
Look at this team, man. Oh my god, that's so good.
Is it my pick yet?
Uh, no, no, no, no.
No, we're gonna shut up.
Yeah, we can't make you have it.
We're gonna shut the fuck up.
Yo, see you.
Oh, my God.
I'm not even kidding.
You look so tall.
Oh, you're actually on my dick.
All right, on it, on it, on it.
I think it's good, bro.
I'll take your boy Richie.
I'll take Richie, Richie.
I know him.
Not that chow, Onay.
Not that chow.
Fuck me the last time I've seen this, bro.
I got it.
What?
Richie, but Richie.
Darcy's cool.
Chow, who, who, who?
Love you.
Was it my chow?
Not that chow at all.
Cheers my friends. Cheers my friends. Yes Jason. This is your
Okay, wait Terrick's not playing right? No
No, I'm like 20 fixed in what do you talk about here? I don't know
Okay, I think him right now
Pick him chat any sleepers on the board any sleepers. I know some I think
I am gonna go. Oh shit, I got Valorant in my chat. What you were trying to get drafted
to? I'm gonna go with T-Fu here. Fuck! Apparently, Peter Bot wants to play. Is that true?
I
Know it's not dude, I'm not good now next up Ron Bale bingo. Yeah, do we need a substitute I can get some
Wait, so I plan wait. What did Chris next door say agent?
I got a player ready.
I have a pro?
I have a player ready.
Here I do?
Okay, go back.
Let's get it, bro.
What rank is Lays?
Lid, yo, how do you even say that?
You look like a sendin'.
He's gotta be go-tid, dude.
email, bro.
Oh, shit, hell yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Hell yeah, that's W then.
She's a pro.
We're fuckin' chillin' then.
We're good.
Yo, hell yeah.
Maybe
Wait, why are the people spilling?
Oh, he's diamond Jason's good too. Oh bad
We're good though
We're chillin
He literally said he's on snitching lazy the mortal
So we're getting some suit or shining a pick right now because I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute
Yeah, Chris might be down
Chris. Yeah, not Chris. I got to pick that early. I didn't play this game. Well, I have a feeling I'm just saying if Chris is in the draft, I think I know whose team he's going to end up on. I'd agree with that.
I don't trust me Chris is
good.
I don't.
Chris like Chris next door.
Yeah.
Just slot him in on this team.
Game.
No.
Like my movement is so bad, and like it's not the different game
Should I just go?
I'm getting glazed. Oh, we can just get in late. Let's just get in late.
He's late better than these people? I mean, I don't know.
He's pretty decent. He's good, bro. He is good. I'm not gonna lie, but I'm saying so can I pick him or is this gonna be like...
It's just gonna take forever.
I mean I could do like six deathmatches come back and these motherfuckers that picked one person
Right like what are we doing?
Deathmatch is it?
You know the range and maybe I should hit the range is it
practice the range
Yeah, I need the boss to be straight from and shit. I need to work on like tapping people while they're strafing
you know what I mean bro do I need to buy characters though like I don't want
to grief my team if I don't have all the fucking guys you know what I mean
my ult's ready
How do I make him strafe?
All right, get more dialed in.
I'm gonna use my sense drop like my sense is like things I'm not used to it ah my arm
I'm whipping. I'm not locked down, but I'm still locked.
I'm really going to shoot you next to people's heads, you know what I mean?
to practice not start. Oh, okay.
move between your shots
I
My arm
of
the share of
Um,
There's weird in this game is
I get to like shoot like
until like be real light with your trigger there
because like I tap like just for a millisecond
millisecond I shoot like twice they're gonna get like light tapping you know
I
Hate this doesn't help this thing
I'm like it's hard for me to track and there's so many different heads like
They just spawn like less box than me.
The deathmatch?
Yeah, I'm gonna get my deathmatch.
This shit is.
That is realistic.
Deathmatch, deathmatch, there we go.
Let me see, did they pick anybody else?
Let's see.
Okay, I'm gonna be thinking for a little bit here,
but that's okay.
Oh, this is my team.
I got a little bit under a minute.
But not five minutes.
Low key, okay, so it's a bad one, right?
I have a timekeeper, bro.
I'm not making sure.
But these players left root.
I'm going to start with 20 and 730.
Guys, I never even took time.
It was just I needed a, you know,
you know, jungle real quick.
We play in all first game, same time, right?
Every game is at the same time.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
All the games I've seen.
Yeah, Carl won it on my team.
I'm going to be carried.
Let's go.
Match found.
I'm not going to be.
Oh
Deathmatch warm up
You want me serious you got it
Fight! This one's for the farm back home.
You should have fucking lose her
Damn
I
Did this some of these motherfuckers are good as shit in here, but I can't even lie
They glazing me you won't get glazed
I can't put in these deathmatches like are these motherfuckers like could they be like fucking actually like sweats like any
you know what you're doing to the shirt or is this like skill based?
So these motherfuckers be playing in shirt?
Shit!
That's done!
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
sorry bro
the audio is actually insane though
you can hear people from like a mile away
there
These motherfuckers don't have the angle.
Dude, till I ever need the astronaut.
No?
No, okay, I barely give a shit. Oh my god. My adss is terrible. It's literally higher than my
With the Guardian again, okay
Dude my problem is like my reticle placement is just ass and my movement is terrible
I'm always like eight like the game more head level
of
the
death
of
the
You're out.
Jason. Yo. Yo, yo, yo. That's good. Dude, you're stuck on my team, buddy. I'm on the wrong team. You're fucked. I'm not even on your team, bro. I'm in the wrong club. I didn't realize. Well, dude, good luck out there, man. Yeah, good luck, bro.
Where's my team? I think they're labeled in here. I don't know. Oh
There it is. All right. Good luck. GZ, bro
Talk to the ease of my to my team chat, bro, I
Use your abilities. I don't think there is abilities in death match, dude
I don't even know what character I'm playing. I gotta wait for my fucking...
match warm up sports pro player to tell me who the fucking music you know just
listen
I do remember this map actually y'all better keep up y'all better keep up
I got you, bro.
Fucking keep your shit up, mate.
I got you, bro.
Hello, hello.
Yo.
Wait, somebody just talk? What the fuck was that?
Yo.
Hi, how are you?
Are you my carry um, I guess
I'm Lydia nice to meet you nice to meet you. I'm Turner or teeth or whatever you want all
Piece of advice
But
The easiest piece of advice ever right now is like that'll help you because I'm moving like your aim
No, no, no, not even that nicely like you're just
Which is completely fine, but there's gonna be lines on the map that are always at head level on every single map every single wall
That you look at there's gonna be lines at head level
So if you keep your crosshair around that line
And then you won't have to readjust and all you have to do is hit mouse one instead of like pulling your mouth
No, it's literally just like every map
There's a ton of walls and stuff that like there's always spots that indicate headshot level
So if you look at like
No, hey, so most of the walls that you see there's gonna just be more prominent lines than the other lines
the walls or windows or like doors and the prominent lines on those walls windows doors
whatever are going to be the indication of where like hedgehog level mostly is yeah so
that's going to be the easiest tip ever if your crosshair ever feels low if you're like
taking fights you're going to want to like you instead of like dragging it up like boxes
or stuff and it makes it easier to like aim.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
No, because my crosshair placement is bad.
Like my map, you know, my map knowledge is not good, you know?
And then like I don't have any characters in lock because I played this game in six
years or seven years.
I need to like unlock them from pie them
You did
No, oh my discord DC, that's what it is
No way
No, the discourse DC
Yeah, let me see if it takes discord. Oh, I can hear you now. What's up? Yo. I think
My discord decedent.
The server.
Ugh!
Alright, I just...
I
Team team team hello
Let's go
Hey, we got the guy
I'm evil bro make up for your
Law make up for your fortnight performance in the middle. Oh my god, bro
How do you see if you're chopped? Oh, yo get off my yo, why'd you pick me last?
Just pick the first game. Get ass, bro. I'm dead good, bro. Trust me
I'm excited. We're getting moot up first. Okay. His team is full of shit. Tersen
We have a good team like I'm dominating.
I think so.
I'm pretty sure.
Well, we got the best player on our team, dude.
You talking about me?
Besides you.
The best player on our team is Lydia, I think.
Right?
Yeah.
Lydia?
She doesn't.
Who's IGL?
I feel like, yeah, definitely IGL for sure.
Lydia's gotta be IGL.
I kinda thought.
I just gotta have choice.
Tifu Tifu what ranker?
Bro, I don't play this game. I
See it bro. No, but he's really not bad. I promise
He's really good. I got like 30 minutes on this shit. Yeah
What if we like what if we like put Tifu on chamber and he just outcutches and then we just win
Not bad shots at all. I don't even know
So yeah, who do you mean that means but I think I'm just sitting with a sniper waiting for some shit wait wait wait
Are you serious?
Bro, I
Don't play this shit
We be I though
There's a reason I didn't get a car comms and aim. There we go. Do you play shooters though? Yeah. Yeah. No, I could I could shoot
You're a natural, everybody was in that call.
I think my IGL really, really, you know, micromanager my shit and we good, you know,
I am.
Joe, we got this shit.
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
Okay.
Wait, you said you went to the Kanye concert.
Yeah, bruh.
I should was so fucking crazy, bro.
That shows a movie.
Okay, one thing I don't understand if someone picks Wei Lei, I don't know how this character works like they can like TP
Yeah, slow
Yeah, dash dash straight dash up chat. Do I gotta buy agents? There's a Wei Lei just gonna shotgun
Yeah
And yeah, like who does probably gonna pick me on cuz he doesn't have skill. Yeah, who am I playing?
I like that energy
Let's go. Oh
Yeah, you might need but okay, so
What does everyone play I think that's a good
I'm a duelist. I feel I could play smokes too. I used to main omen
But I don't think Omen's meta anymore
Oh, it's so pretty good. I'm
Want me to play it's fracture I would love brimstone, okay
I was thinking we could probably do, like Jason if you want to keep playing Duelist that's
completely fine and then I think if we run, so Teethu the agent that I was talking about
Chamber his ultimate is just an AWP, one shot one kill if you know anything about the
AWP it's 1v3 and his abilities he has a teleport ability so you place something down you
You can take a peek in Caliport and he also has a tripwire that I can tell you where to
place that so that we don't get flanked basically and stuff like that.
But he's pretty easy.
He's one of the easier support agents to play.
I can play a dart, scan, info.
I'll play whatever we need.
I don't really care.
and then you can play smokes heavenly.
I'm worn out though.
I'm worn out.
I also really like initiator too, so if we need to fly or fade.
OK, I'd be dumb to swap around initiator and smokes with you,
if that's OK.
My ultimus ready.
Wait, so yeah, what do you need to play, Lydia?
I'm a smokes lady.
That's why I played on my team, but I can play like that.
I don't know about this.
OK, I'm just flipping on the map.
I play, I play like a main a lot of games.
You can do it.
And then if we have all of that covered, you can literally play whatever you want.
Yusuf?
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Hello, nice to meet you.
I'm Lydia.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Yusuf.
Oh, you knew that already, my man.
Oh, my God.
You're a ham.
Stick to killjoy?
I mean, I can play killjoy.
I have a mean killjoy.
It just depends on the map.
We just gotta find out the map.
I'm feeling pretty warm though.
I'm warming up a bit.
We can hop on the deathmatch.
Do you have time?
Yeah, cause you can leave deathmatch.
Okay, deathmatch.
How are y'all feeling like mentally?
Are y'all mentally...
Excited, I'm ready.
Excited.
Lydia!
Yusuf, not talking to you bro.
So Lydia,
You you have performed on a big stage is right, Lydia. Oh
No, but I played it really big tournaments. Okay. Okay. So the nerves like your juice. Yeah. Yeah, nerves like don't exist
Yeah, but Jason, you know by talking to me like they're
chemistry
I will also say I have personally 1v1 to Muda and taken $500
Period period queen period
my hands are a bit cold.
What the fuck are these things?
Do you have hand warmers?
That's a good spot.
I
Yeah
Wait, wait did someone say something I
Don't mean it ignore. No, nobody said
The only one talking yeah, oh my bad my bad everybody warming up right everybody hop into death matches get a little warm up going
I'm not a good y'all the collateral. I'm not. What is the one shot body shot? Oh hell no.
I can not hit fire in this shit, yeah I don't know, 800 is a bit of a hell of a deal.
Oh my god.
Wait, where do you warm up?
Deathmatch bro, how about a deathmatch?
I mean, try to say you can do anything.
I mean, try to say you can do anything, but that's not just to the war.
Yeah, I'm just trying to look at my abilities.
You know, I got a little camera, a little teleport, you know, pistol, sniper, you know?
We're good.
So that, bro, just, yeah, chamber is pretty easy, but you do teleport.
All you need is the opto on a stick.
You want to opt?
We're good.
Much I say you got a body shot with it.
Yep.
Bad.
One shot, one kill, bro.
When's the last time you hopped on down?
2020.
Why was everyone saying that you were a fucking god demon?
I mean, I'm believing you, though.
Yeah, why is everyone gasping me up, bro?
Shit.
Because you're like the guy that people
think is the best gamer, bro.
You are a gamer, though.
Yeah, I'm not.
You're a lead gamer.
Yeah, BRs, extractors, maybe.
Oh my god, I'm...
OOOOOOOH!
Oh my god.
What is your skill set are you like a dude like going first
First entry to the player, are you like a YouTube cracker?
What games are you good at?
Yeah, actually, that's us.
Yeah.
Or not, my putting on radar.
Yeah, that's what I was like, it doesn't hurt.
Or we can put them on a stage.
We could do a stage.
I played with Sage before.
There you go.
This character's pretty sick.
I can literally op somebody on the telephone.
It's like a pretty easy...
Yes!
You're also...
You also have a pocket-deagle.
That's really good.
But you have to buy bullets for it, but it's really good.
Pocket-deagle?
Chamber. Sorry.
Yeah, I mean, Sage is a bat.
Like that ass.
She has a good wall, she has a...
I think we stick you should have on sage to be young with you
Yes, yes, yes, just res Lydia just res Lydia
Keep in mind by the way, I made it to the finals of the CS turn this song get it should of games, okay
CS ain't it's pretty easy
I'm not
Just in like I don't know
I'm looking fucking different right now
Yeah, Jason you pop off or what bro, I'm gonna go crazy. I'm about to see it
You said five a question death match good. There's someone in my chat. That said you pied in the finals. So do you 314?
I don't even know what that means you went three and fourteen three kills fourteen
Yeah, I forgot
You know you don't you don't dwell on stuff like that. No, it happens. Yeah, it happens. You made it there
Got about that
Wait, so how's it working? Are you waiting?
Maybe wait till the first game's over
What's going game by game like that?
It's gonna take so long. Yeah, it's gonna be a time
Wait, they're already playing isn't ya?
We got more time to practice though. You know what I mean? I like that. Wait. Oh wait
It's all at the same time, never mind. Okay. Yeah, you just scared me so bad
Oh, sorry.
Eyes are dry.
Do your eyes get dry?
Oh, there's eye drops.
I don't think so.
They're only really dry when I don't sleep well.
It might be because your FOV is so good, bro.
Your head is like huge.
That's so fucked.
I mean, bro, I'm just being real good.
You look like that one.
No, I don't.
Whatever you're about to say. No, I know
What's that Pokemon with a big head like the rhino looking one?
No clue brother. No his pass
Vampy have a big mouth
Oh, this fucker right here this fucker
Rampados
Not familiar
Like a headbutt from you.
That's a headbutt from Rampados.
I'll let you distress a neon bro.
You fucking robots are mean.
I can't.
Okay, so I just want to play it off right now.
Muda is gonna play neon.
And basically all she does is sprint around
and get in your face
and she can stun you
and he's gonna have a shotgun
and be like, disgusting.
But the good thing about this game is
shotguns are really broken
and you can buy one too.
Okay.
So that's all he's gonna do
and then his fingers whenever he slides he's fully accurate for the first five bullets and his ult is
just fingers where he's fully accurate running jumping everything so thank you she's really
broken but that's all he's gonna do i'm already loving the commentary great great idea
always keep the shorty as your secondary no but you guys gonna tell me what to buy and should
We run out of no shield.
No, definitely by shield.
See, make sure you always buy a diffuser.
All right.
Hold on to his head.
Oh, there's no diffuser.
Don't listen to him.
There's no diffuser in this game.
A defibrillator?
I honestly was just letting that go.
What you might like is the phantom
Phantoms telling me to tell you yeah if you will keep telling me to tell you to try the
phantom tfoo
I shot it a little bit
That was better spray control it's um
Technically the better gun it shoots a little faster better spray control
Wait did phantom get buffed?
I think it does 156 from a little further now.
It's 140 if you're the super far away,
but one-shot headshot if you're within a position.
But it shoots fast with the mandrel.
The matter daddy's pretty good too.
Wait, what's the matter daddy?
Guys, let's build some team chemistry.
Everyone say one from back to front.
Uh, I was a violinist.
Alright, you start.
Um, I'm a one and no professional boxer.
Professional.
Let's go, dude.
He fucking grinds, bro.
Wait, does this thing not watch out to the head?
I'll win for win, brother.
Alright, Jason, you next, come on.
Uh, I was a violinist.
I drank on P, on time.
I'm on P, do a life shot.
Getting real close.
I think I go thin
All right, see for your turn, bro, what up give us a fact
Come on bro
If you brothers a lot of fun facts about you
What's the craziest drug y'all ever do
that's her wrong. That's her
that's isn't that the gas station
shit. It's just smart. He's a
kid. I'm like school exam days.
You know, like the state tests.
I got shit.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm going famed.
So there's this one time I was 16 and I didn't want her to know that I was about to take
a shit so I said yo, let me use the restroom, end up taking a shit, clogged her toilet,
didn't have a plunder so I took my name like scooped the dog the dog to turn the
shower on turns out her shower brain was clogged with all her hair so I took her
tweezers unclogged her shower so lucky I don't know my deafened bind is like it
It was never ending.
I thought we were team building.
I like to get vulnerable to my teammates.
Okay, let's get vulnerable.
My grandpa drowned.
What was that?
I'm so sorry for your loss.
So two out of my teammates just laughed at that.
Yeah, but like how though?
No, I said that was my loss.
He did it. He actually on God. Say, well, I will lie you bro.
He went for a swim at the beach and the waves were strong and they took him away.
Bro, no one saw him again. Oh my God, that's actually so horrible.
So sorry. Yeah, well, that's ass.
But like there's way worse ways to go, you know? Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you always would swim with it with the dolphins and shit.
I mean, no, he's probably at the bottom of the ocean, but.
Damn.
Walk the plank?
Oh really?
Okay.
Both my grandparents died before I was born, so we could relate.
Imagine I just laughed at that. That's how you just made me feel.
How's everybody done this oh I'm definitely going on fan of today
So.
When is it starting?
Oh, we can.
Oh, we can start now.
Wait, there's people already playing.
Um, if we set the lobby up, we can just start.
I'm pretty sure, right.
Do you want to spectate every game, though?
No, I don't think we should.
So who do I have to add?
This is already back to Ark.
If you guys want to add her, she put her.
Everybody, like, half your players in these teams are asked to.
So it's like, whatever.
There's like only a couple of like,
probably several players and one's on my team.
So we do that.
So go to team Jason, like, at this court and then click the little chat bubble.
Where are we starting now like the name of our call?
Adding.
Boom, boom, boom. Add. Got it.
People you warming up. Yeah, I was, um, wait, I don't know how to add people though, because like I was getting spam for requested. So I like had to turn that shut off.
just say your uh and then you add me and they're like auto does it or some yeah
yeah yeah yeah this is me
dad
let me know when you add me
Wait, do we all have to add some
Just uh, bro. Why is our numbers the same though?
Yeah, oh shit
We're grown man. No, that's just crazy
By the way, I lost my voice so like I sound like shit
No
Something asked bro. I'm just really for days
You you sound like you got a morning morning voice wake up FaceTime. Good morning, baby
Shit I sound like I just smoked a pack of fucking new ports
Wait you've been doing an eight hour streamer, yeah, I was playing I was playing our
Are you awake bro eight hours is nothing bro. What are you a part-timer?
Hell nah, I didn't I didn't said I shit 10 hour streams out. She's a daily wait. I think it's like your pericles though
Here we go. All right, was it was again a lobby wait Lydia you want to start the lobby?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have Buddha added. So let's start it. There's all the stuff. I just almost over
Got eliminated to Rikai
Yeah, didn't you get first round in like the last tournament Jason?
Yeah, last tournament but one same team now, bro, and we're all I know that's what I'm saying like today's gonna be different, bro
different. You're the captain today, bro. You got a feeling. No, no, yeah, yeah. Let me tell you something though. Muda known win trader. He probably has all of our streams on his third and fourth and fifth month. Just saying. Wait, we're trying to make it or what?
All right, wait, how do I actually?
Might have to go delay.
I don't think I've ever had a delay.
Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, we ain't doing that shit, bro.
Fuck that.
Nah, fuck that, bro.
Okay, wait, Lydia, based on his team,
his turn is pilot, sketch, trick, and zoink.
Are these players any decent at all?
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
But he has sketch sketch is shitty booty. Yeah, I know that's the plus
Got it. All right, but let's get it. Well, so Buddha has hands
But he also
Like he will have an ego. So like if we like if we could tell he's being like overly aggressive
And we just sit for like 10 seconds. He'll push into us and we just win every round because I think he's the only one with hands
Okay, I could be wrong. I
Don't know because I know he has trick and I know there's a trick in immortal
But I don't think it's the same one because the one in immortal is a coach
I don't think it's the same one. I could be wrong, but I'm not sure
Okay, it's a different
Let's get it let's go listen I just I cannot get first-rounded by your first
running I don't say I say we bro we don't get me yes we we you're right
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but still like I need this
We need this listen
McDonald's on me if we win this whole shit
Yes, McDonald's on me
You get too much money to bond with McDonald's bro say something else. Come on. You eat everyone every day. Come on. I actually
I
Why
Me or McDonald's is still good. No matter how much money I get late night way in
Their hash browns
Sweet tea to from McDonald's. Yep. Yep
All right, where's where's Moodle man? Let's get him in here
Let me get in this fucking car, bro, I'll be back
Yeah
Also, you have open mic oh shit. Yeah, that's make sure you
Voice chat make sure you bought chamber. Yeah, I think I did
I'm not sage, right? No, I don't think so
Well, I don't know if you click agents. It's the third tab at the top. Does she have a lock on her?
Let's go. Yeah, I could be some light neighbor, okay, so they have two players. It's tricky literally that's it
So tricks. Oh, yeah, he's a Sunday. Yeah
Also you guys can call me Kev, if you don't want to say Kev.
Okay, Kev.
You guys call me Yusef.
It's just not heave, I swear to God.
If any of you call me heave, you're all like...
I mean...
Right, right, right.
I use that.
Y'all can call me...
Call me whatever y'all want.
What the fuck was that?
I almost killed that much of that.
I got a little excited.
Sounded like you did.
I don't know about almost.
I thought someone was breaking into my house.
Nah, that worked good.
They got coaches in Ballarat?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, we got one in the call.
Yeah.
Lydia.
Hey, who's the coach?
Who is Lydia?
Oh
Whoa, whoa, Muda AP we I don't think we do that
Yeah, he's he's literally radium rank one in two different countries
Okay, so who are the two that?
Okay, so Sagan McFly needs to rotate and we can get this started.
Yeah, I don't know why you're ready to move.
Yo Sagan bro, get off my team.
That's sketch.
We get to have defense first, we get to have defense first, we get to have defense
first.
Says who?
Okay, flip it go in, flip it go in, flip it go in, flip it go in, go.
Wait, wait, do you have map press?
Uh, no, but it has to be in, in, um, in the map pool.
Currently in rank, yes.
Oh wait, you're in my call.
And then second of all, we need to, um, let me start.
Let me have defense.
You guys go attack, attack.
So it's all because maybe because you guys have five different better players
and I have four level 6.
Bro, I have an hour of the game running.
Tell me about
Yo, okay, I flip a coin heads it sales applicants applicants okay for defense. Are you slipping a series flip a coin?
Sorry, go fuck yourself pussy
I mean I'm down with every map the audacity from that guy bro. What the fuck
Now I know what you're doing like that. I like a scent. I like split. I like buying so
Bind isn't bad the only thing about even is it's three sites. I
Just don't like fraction really will do binder split. I think that'll be easiest
Hmm if he's smart you pick split
If you want it on split I could double sentee and I could go kill someone goes chamber sage
I'm down for Split.
And Sage is also good on Split too.
Yeah. Sage is good on Bind as well.
Those are both really good maps for what we were going to play.
Okay. They're not responding. Let's just split.
You all want Split or Bind Split?
Yeah. Down for Split.
Okay. Bar.
Split. Yes. I love that one.
I'm down.
Not to be bad juju, but I did play in an attorney recently and I lost to split like that was our map pick that we lost on
So I'm just saying it's a little little bad luck charm for me. No, no
No, we play it and this is okay. You don't like the map now. This is where the tide changes, right?
Oh, yeah
Okay, how are you doing? Yo, what's up with bro?
I was playing the Valorant championship on split and I won so last time
I think half their team, they're not sober after the team is on drugs.
Probably probably get a line right before you get there.
Literally.
Yep.
So let's do this.
I'm going to find sketch and have my way with that.
Wait, let me piss.
I've been drinking a lot of water.
Let me piss and then we can run it.
All right, we're playing split.
Okay, we got our, you know, our little, little hero characters figured out or what?
Yeah.
We'll do the Sage in the chamber.
You like the chamber, right?
Yeah, I'll play it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bought them.
I'm gonna run them.
Okay.
And then, so we'll have Double Senty.
Jason can duel.
Do you want to play Smokes or Sky?
Have?
I'm comfortable on either.
If you like Smokes more on this map, I can go Sky.
I would love that so much.
Okay, let's do it.
Are you getting jumping jacks?
Yeah.
I think I'm dying I like I need to get my blood flowing to my hands
You should just give yourself a round of applause like really really hard
No, what is this guy doing?
I
Wait, let's see
It's not balanced up like he has seven we have eight this looks like balance being
Yeah, why is my sister so ass?
Florida fuck me has eight being she did bro
Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe lit maybe ask
We won the coin flip bro
This is fair pain just even out the pain
Yeah, that's fair. This is fair right here. All right. No, this is fair. This is fair. This is
Yeah, this is fair. This is actually very fair.
This pick probably matters a lot in this game, right? Yeah. Yeah, you can see it being like super
important. Are you sober? Jesus.
you know how much it on 60 bro what the fuck yeah you're shit's job
yeah you're after a goddamn mind Jesus are they yapping and party chat
That's what I don't think you're the you should have bitch what?
Yeah.
Here's with him.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Let me talk.
Let me talk to you.
Oh, you do this fucking talk.
Texas is overall better.
I promise it is.
Yeah.
Yo.
Like, no, genuine.
Texas is being.
They're chosen.
The boys have the noise.
Besides, like, not even coping for myself.
Like, it is overall better for Texas.
This is literally great. I'm on the West Coast.
I'm better peed.
Alright, let's do Texas then.
But give me Defender.
Go, give me Defender.
You already put the quote on it.
I'm going to go back right now.
You didn't want it.
Okay, the king wants Defender.
The king wants Defender.
We get Defender.
The king wants Defender.
He put the quote already.
Okay, okay.
This guy's scared.
He's radiating rank one in two different countries,
but he's scared of Jason the fucking Lee.
Wow
Wait, what I'm confused it's central's like literally the comm server
I don't think it's fair for them to have both of their immortal players on low pig so if they want to do this then they
Okay, but we're gonna play by
Wait, what what do you mean? Why are we gonna attackers first?
In the typical in okay, we're going by yeah, he just talks a lot and it would have been an hour
Just muted I want to play bro. Oh, we have we need we
Can see who can you swap into the observers real quick so we can
Yeah, perfect. Oh
We're not going to split every now so bind is good. I'm not letting it's good defense on yeah
Here we go
Okay, all right hover for you. Yeah, I'm down
Okay
It's not terrible, I like it.
Or I can do this for extra heals, whichever y'all pref.
Or I can do this for...
Whatever, whatever.
Or I can do this 1v9.
I was about to say honestly.
I'm down, raise.
That's like two reses.
Or...
Yeah, I think do it because that's yeah, it's worth it.
I could jet here.
I think raise is better if you're open.
My raise is not the most ideal though.
Like sometimes I fuck up my satchel.
My satchel movement is not the best.
That's okay.
If you're using it to get away, then you're dead.
Okay, man, I'm on my raise.
Because you have a little naïve?
Unless, like, if you're genuinely more comfortable on jet, you can play jet.
Nah, nah, nah.
I think, I know how to use utility on bond, but they nerf the boom bar, right?
The lineup to hookah doesn't work anymore. Yeah, you have to walk a little closer
But in all honesty, we're probably gonna be avoiding hookah and you haul a lot because Muda's just gonna have a shotgun probably
Or someone's gonna have a shotgun. Okay. Okay. That's gonna be our teleporter. I know he's gonna use it like once
Is it cool that we got this? Yeah
All right guys, let's do this it Lydia IDO perfect work. We're chillin
Alright.
Lydia, would you prefer a dog sight or ramps on it?
Um...
I probably...
I don't know, I'm like, are they going to play like rats?
Yeah, I mean, I would put it fast then.
Okay.
So their tool players with hands are the two most aggro players.
Or like aggro agents.
So like their globe and neon, that's what we're going to be looking for.
So we don't buy anything now, right?
In ramps.
I am so sorry, girl.
No, I'm not.
armor and wall you see my armor wall yeah well you you can buy like your
Diggle bullets your second ability and then your little tripwire your first
ability and you're gonna put your tripwire right here 12 out of 12 rounds
where are we're on that pink 12 out of 12 rounds yeah so we have eight seconds
away we can start me it's your first ability yeah so
So we plant A here, plant D, fall, we'll do it.
I want to find Muda.
So what we can do is, I'm going to dog land some of this.
Yeah, you can dog short.
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to dog hunt.
Sova's here, one lamps, one lamps, there's two here.
OK, can we all walk right now to shower?
Shower.
Whenever you run, by the way,
the circle that you see on your minimap,
that's where you could be heard from.
Oh, I didn't know that
Flash showers we can just contact it. Are we all going out of showers? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you have your wall, right Yusuf?
Yeah, okay, whatever your wall key is you're gonna click it twice and it'll turn sideways and you're gonna wall right here
Okay, just one close. Okay. Okay, perfect. I'm gonna smoke every every round just right now just right now
I'm gonna smoke close so you can get that wall down and we're gonna clear close right, okay?
Ready? You can flash this.
Have?
Let's flash out.
In that smoke?
Yep.
One's closing the smoke, I doubt.
I'm gonna get a bomb closer.
Let's do this side.
Smokes are fading.
Oh, I weakened one real hard.
Two you all.
Wanna play bomb? Wanna play bomb? Can you go?
Yep.
What the fuck is this wall?
Wait, that's not weird.
I don't know our sages still.
Last player standing.
I think they're all grouped on a side.
Oh my god bro.
Um next time we wall like here on the stupid.
On the side.
Yeah we got a wall site there.
Yeah I'm bugging.
Hey we're good we're chilling.
It's okay it's just fistful.
I like you've got a fucking 3k this guy on Adderall
Now what we buy so sovo was confirmed Zoinks was there confirmed
Thank you see a whole player and then they had close close. I saw honestly, okay
Not even shield
No, no, they won't long gonna break it. They're probably gonna do this every run, which is fine
We'll probably rotate off of it
Clovis close Clovis close here
Neon's here
Okay
Okay, so what I want us to do they're gonna save all this every round I want us to come
up and break it and then we can take the teleporter and go to a we're gonna do that until the
only thing is Luda has an outlaw so the gun that he has is gonna do 140 damage to the
body so if they don't wall just be careful turning this corner oh yeah make sure you
put this trip here um yeah well you're a trip wire yeah gonna buy shit right
play yeah yeah pull by pull by yeah yeah that's a good spot
you want me to dog hook again or dog long uh yeah you can go cook uh that'd be good
they long
nice good pick hit me hit me hit me i need to know
I got you
Someone come watch me while I dog
I'm gonna be in the open
There's gonna be two more here
Cloves smoked and Sage walled
One in hookah, in hookah
Just jumped out
I'm doing hookah
I didn't see who it was
It's probably Huda again though
I'm gonna play with you Lidia
Yeah
Let's go back up long
What's up?
Mm-hmm
We can angle out here
I got flash though
I'm gonna bomb
Could've gotten back in hookah
I'm gonna smoke here, one's flank
I'm gonna jump in, I'm gonna jump in
Yeah.
Okay, hooka.
One hooka.
One hooka, one elbow.
I'm gonna plant safe here.
Okay, hooka, hooka.
CT, CT.
If you have your wall, you can wall this.
I'm just trying to push on.
She'll bring me.
Two CT.
Okay, hooka still.
You're standing.
Holy fuck.
Jesus Christ.
It's okay.
It's the side of the mouth that they're on, I promise.
We're good.
Mootus chat is dead ass typing what site, y'all.
Okay.
That is diabolical, bro.
Oh yeah, save save save.
Not even a tripwire?
Yeah, by your trip.
You're gonna always buy that.
Okay.
That works.
I got a ghost and dog, I have heal as well.
Oh wait, can you dog me?
Dog means lamps?
I'm gonna double satchel.
And if you can smoke me, yeah smoke close, and I'm gonna just double satchel.
I think there's one tuck uh, I wonder if it was here.
I fucked up, I fucked up really bad.
Yeah, it's been pushing you.
I'm smoking it all.
Oh my god, fuck the massager.
Which link is, they can push up showers.
They have no spikes right now.
You know,
So we're going down.
Yeah.
Oh, we're good. We're good.
We're good.
It's OK.
We're going to have to unfortunately like play these rounds.
Hello, long.
Yeah.
I mean, it's frustrating.
It won't work. But do you want to try to fake?
Yeah, you walk it up be slow. I'm down with that. You want to dog?
Okay, you can dog short and then Jason you can get close and try and tachel you all again
I'm gonna give you one smoke in the middle of sight right here and then
Me too
Back and we're gonna walk B side whenever they do this so we're gonna go towards the other side
Okay, I'm gonna double-sash it. Okay. There's two here snow every time so I've lost one
probably gonna over rotate this one
Lance for sure
when you ran back on B
Sova's droning, Sova's here
until the quiet on B
I'm gonna smoke for us
close hold on
when you smoke
okay I'm driving in
I'm jumpin' in
Yep, it's quite long
I'm rotating
Spinning open
I'm gonna fight because I have my res
Muda's going elbow
I'm in hookah
I'm gonna smoke this so we can sit in there
Ooooooh
One elbow, 120
120 elbow, one thing
One who goes with arena
You're here
Damn
We're good. We're good. Yeah, we're good. I wonder he fought so fucking hard for defense.
Yeah. Defense is, it's going to be way easier because every streamer wants their streamer
to win so they're going to stream snipe. Everyone's going to see people who look in
their chat and just know what that's going to happen.
That's just calling me ass. It's okay. We're going to watch here. Yeah, yeah. We can buy into this.
We're gonna have to just keep being green probably or do you want to go have a shower this round trying to get on pistol
You said when you all I mean when you wall wall on that
There's two
trying to peek it, trying to jiggle peek
there's two trying to push this
And right now just play
Sage or that's three there. Can we go can we go be that's a pick and there's three here
And all out of it that's all except club
Yeah, dog or no
I didn't check the two
Albo you have spike. Yeah
I just
Why wall anything wall off hook up. Yeah wall right there again. I'm going to see you really good water
Mooda's probably feeling really confident right now.
He's probably gonna push every fucking thing.
I have ult.
If I shoot, if I send my ult,
since they've been destroying dog instantly every round,
they'll probably shoot the ult instead of my dog
and I can clear lamps.
Okay.
You wanna do that?
You wanna get in the lamp, Jason?
I can get in there, yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna drop my gun for a judge.
Close, close, close, close.
That means that it's Mooda.
Go down here.
Yeah.
Okay.
And you.
He's got a shotgun. I don't want to push
the dog. I'm in the probe. He did a flash. Maybe I should be
baby more. No, okay. So what went lamps? So what went
lamps? I could be close right with shotgun. I'm going to smoke off your left side. It's
out here.
Oh, that's right.
Hey.
Wait, people, are you sure you can't move?
No, no, I tried to fucking teleport, and I didn't work.
Oh, oh, oh, because you're out of the ring.
Oh, we're good. Listen, listen.
First round, first half, we're learning the game.
Yeah.
Y'all, if y'all need me to wall anything, just tell me,
because I don't be knowing what I have to, like, yeah.
Sounds good.
Are we buying here?
Wait, so what we can do to you,
Yeah, you can run this gun and hit his ult.
So if you press 1 in G, Tfue, it gives him your gun.
So just drop your gun.
And then press X.
Wait, what?
Or press X to your ult.
Whatever you're talking about.
Can someone try to take this one?
You can ult now.
I'm gonna walk with the enemy with you.
Can they see the smoke?
Since the smoke's too good.
One Inuka, just dropped.
Shove Decade.
I don't know how to pressure this game.
Sova's close to 80, they already rotated.
There's three here, one long.
Oh no!
We're able to kill that?
What the fuck?
They're gonna flash, flash, flash, flash, nice.
Nice.
There's gonna be one P-Ganz in Inuka.
I'm gonna get this gun down.
I want to refight this.
I got the spike.
I'm turning. I'm going to be good.
We're going close to land. Close.
I'm going to head and he remains.
Smoking. He normally plays here, okay.
He's up. He's up. He's up.
You can push in the CT field. I'm playing for you.
He's running back to you.
We can double up.
Or both here.
We can just double face.
We'll talk forward.
I'm gonna clear this and then we can play for bomb.
He's side side.
You can pick first up top.
Yep.
He's off, he's off.
We can double-sign on next wait
Like I go
Oh forgot that sketch. I'm not gonna lie you
All right, we're still gonna have to just keep playing slow
Just give me more health i'm gonna kill you
Sorry if you don't make pressure B they're gonna push down short i'm gonna kill this reyna can you go with that?
Yeah i'm going
Cause they be pushing short
Okay okay
What am i TP here?
I want a nuke i dropped
So they can TP right there on my ping
Yeah
There's two running away A
Let's go back A because there's two on B
back to you yeah like more noise then you guys just slow walk up short if you can
I
Have my oh by the way, okay use of your bomb
You want to it might just be new on you can come short and res me a sage
gonna be showerside
So you gotta go you know left left left over here
No, you're pro.
No, no, no!
Shit!
Dude, that was a good one.
Action!
Let's go.
W-Cliff, honestly.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Yo, that was faster.
All right, good job.
Okay, let's do the same thing, but I think we commit to it.
I don't think he's gonna TP again.
So follow the dog through U-Haul.
I'm gonna go up long, break this wall, and just take the one on the stage.
All right, all right.
Someone go along with Lydia.
I'm gonna go U-Haul.
I think you can rock it out, Jason.
Yeah, rock it out.
one's long side. Wait, there's
two in here. There's three here.
There's one. Okay. I'm going with
you. Oh, we're chopped. I can
They didn't even think it I thought it would be holding outside. I'm so sorry
They're good. That's okay. That's okay
Two more rounds and then we get to decide that's the best part
We try to do the same thing do you want to dog through we can use them by you
right yeah you can shield and pistol if you want to dog through and then raise
room but as well he might keep you with his fingers and we can hold for that or
with his old if we can try and beat that out
one was who could drop one on site he's sure there's two here unfortunately
Hey me I got my chance
there's two here there's seven young neon take 130 he ran ramps want to get
healed ramps want to get healed so move us away next site walking take site you
can wall this wall right in front of you all right right right here
There
That timing
If we get this last one, it's just extra I promise next half will be so much easier
That's why I wanted to start the fight.
And it's always posted up showers.
She's just waiting for someone to push it.
Yeah.
They're putting Reyna Sova A every round, and then Sage Clovis, and then Ludo's just going
wherever he wants.
He pushed on short last round, off the dog.
He might do some dumb shit again.
They have Sage Raz.
We should realistically be hitting B into the Sage.
He's gonna wall long.
Can I get a drop to the dog again?
I'm gonna break the wall.
Someone hold my TP.
Dropped out of hookah.
One sage, sage plus one. Sage plus one.
They're gonna trap our TP spawn.
Trying to go in each one site.
We can look for...
They both have stinger.
I spoke mid site for us.
Lived under hookah.
under hookah
flashing
under hookah
under hookah soul
oh my god
oh my god bro
ah you see sir
he's close here
oh my god
all good
no it's fine
it's the easier half. That's not even cool. So what we can do is we can put Sage, you can
either do what they were doing and wall be long every round or wall hookah every round,
whichever you want. And then we can put chamber on A and you can put your trip either like
your little trip wire that you're putting here. You can just put it here. You want
A or B.
Right in front of this box.
You can go B.
Say, do you want to wall this since you're here this round?
You can just wall right here.
Just right off that entrance.
Okay, where do you want me to hold?
Better?
I'm going to play U-Haul.
He's probably going to slide in with a shotgun.
Just be aware of that.
Can I fly down?
If I can't short B or...
Yeah, it's quiet.
Nice.
I took a...
He's looking on you.
Nice.
I'm just looking on you.
He's close, close, close.
MuraZuka!
I'm so gonna get one of you, Jason.
Good kill.
Look at the retake.
Four before.
They might keep pushing for more, okay?
On site.
Going elbow, going elbow.
I'm coming to you.
Heading.
They walled me.
They walled.
Nice.
Good pick.
Good shit.
What do you do?
I'm looking your long.
We can all just go heavy.
There's gonna be one on site, Sage dead.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
One enemy remaining.
Yes, Jason.
Come on, Jason!
Let's go home!
He's dead!
Get him, bro!
Oh, me, bro!
You're scared!
Come on, let's win it!
Let's win it!
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking win it!
Bro, we got this, bro.
We got this.
What are you fucking eating?
We're insane, bro.
Are you just gonna do it?
Let's win it!
Are you just gonna do it?
Let's win it!
I do want me to do it.
Nah, you give me the creep.
Clovis fucking looking at his nose like yeah what do they see okay what I wrote
it okay okay intentional DC immediately after the ace got this shit he was DC
I see that director Avron counts.
Oh yeah.
They got bombed down.
They can't roll back.
They're icing us and killing our momentum.
I'm seeing it.
Oh.
They wasn't even DC'd and I can't tell you what they were looking at either.
I will say it is very likely that they force this round even though they just lost because they got bombed down
So expect like Muta to have like a shotgun
And to get close to not when this is not like this way. I know I
Hate his neon bro. He's just started running me down
What's the one that's fucking sliding bruh, I should it's
Muta
the fuck a shotgun actually he had a ghost that time but the fear was already
there when I heard the neon dashing at me I started shaking in my boots
that was that was the debt we needed that
What's going on on the squad the squad
They're got the plan forward it that sucks and I'm dead. I can't even be a part of the party
So mood is this AFK
Who does AFK is he the one that you see no
Yeah.
Yo, with the walls, by the way, I'm slow.
Like, that has to tell me where to put it, and I'll just put it there.
Do you? It would be good if Tifu played A site and you played B site every round on defense.
Just like, because y'all can each like, technically hold a lane.
So you can, you can like wall this every round, like this little entrance, or you can wall long.
So like here, I'll show you.
You can either wall like this off from like here.
I can't find anymore, but like here to here every round or you can all over here,
like from here to here. But I think the other one will be a lot easier.
We see you want to hold A or B every round.
I want you every round until you like get off.
Once you start off and I want you to be easier for you, like.
Yeah
And we got the hard on bracket
You got this voice a girl's easy I think pilot might be on Adderall y'all
No troll. I'm not everything. You know everything
But you said good fucking round earlier just the walls a little better
I think she just touched she just taught you know yes
So yeah, just either wall inside hookah or long every round and then chamber who can trip this
I'm gonna play in you all this round chamber in here
But you can do it you can put your teepee here and then like kind of take a shit. What should I buy?
I
Spectre's good or a sniper
So far clear
Careful to shotgun and who does mood is here. I think oh he might have been running
Nothing wrong. All right. Yeah, wait, they might go. Yeah, I'll let you anchor an ominous route, too
I
Might wait out your wall and Russian. Oh careful. Yeah, they broke it. Yeah
Try back up
They're gonna go behind this box
78 other more. Okay. I'm right up. I'm soaking in front of you
Nice Jason
Spooky here. You all can fight long. Oh
sight sight
In slow, that's nice
One who last look at the shit
Good couple shit guys good round
Let's go. We're just gonna keep doing that odd repeat. That setup should work.
But I'm gonna do then I'm gonna dog short if I don't get any intel I'm just gonna insta-rotate cuz he'll have his wall
Yeah, perfect. Now do I go for a crazy a
Old tier. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, you do that. I'm gonna play B. I'm gonna save her. Can you roll for me?
Wait, wait Scott Scott can you just flash flash right?
Okay.
Oh, no.
Run am I?
Okay.
In spawn, what the-
Nice, wait, that's both spawn.
I got a bomb, double.
I don't know what to do.
Why the fuck are they both spawned?
Wait, uh, maybe stay A just in case they're coming.
They're committing.
Yeah.
And our spawn?
That's okay.
This is cuckboi.
Okay, let's go fire.
No, I should have had that.
It's my bad.
Come on, bro.
I need you, Tiffoo.
Tiffoo, I need you.
We need you, Tiffoo.
Tiffoo, we need you.
Why?
Two team four.
Team four, we need you!
Ah!
If you want to keep walling, Huga,
it looks like they're going to start going heavier long,
which is going to be good.
Oh, you said we'd be on the gobie.
Just keep doing that same wall.
Yeah.
I'm going to smoke if they break your dog.
Neon, close the hole.
Good.
Nice.
right now
sure not
i'm gonna hold the
i'm gonna flash
not out
tb
wait
one tb one short one tb
do not even peek do not even peek
don't peek don't peek just get down get down
get down bro
one still short sit there
i'm just i can sit and help you
this angle over here I guess. Yeah yeah you're good there. Probably so short.
My wall just broke. Yeah yeah. I might flood that again. Hold hook us guy. I'm gonna hold long.
There wall just broke short one short running running back going be going be going be going
be coming us yeah yeah yeah I'm holding hook again 30 seconds I'm gonna spoke along I'm
I'm leaving too, Foo.
I'm leaving too.
Just spraying it to hold him off and rotate.
Long.
I'm sitting in two, I'm sitting.
Look at time, we're done, we're done.
Hey, hey, hey, they tripped, hey.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, shit.
I'm planting, hey.
I was fine.
Raina planted.
He's just one.
Yeah, it should just be Raina.
Have you ever been able to flood this?
Close box site, K.
I did.
Jevil?
No. Probably in landscape.
In landscape, that's nice.
One, default, default, default.
Enemy's fault is A.
Yeah, see, see, see, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
She's there, she's there, she's there, she's there.
Last one sketch is the physical.
Let me get him.
Yeah, all right, all right.
Oh yeah.
He's good round.
Good shit.
Deep face, that's where we're at.
Yeah, this half.
This is gonna be round by round for us.
Calm.
Clean, slight.
Muda has this ult.
He's gonna get in your face like super super fast. Okay. Yeah
You said, can you buy me? Oh, yeah
Shorty because he's gonna slide in your face like anything. So yeah, yeah same thing same thing same wall
Quite a
He's back side, he's back side.
Fuck.
Damn.
Not what you're doing. Nice.
I'm coming.
Fucking hell.
Brain just told me he was going to send his ult up long to get a running kill of two lasers.
No, it's okay, it's okay.
Now he doesn't have ult for OT rounds, that's all that matters.
Do we force here and play for OT? Or do we play for OT?
We can save this, we can save this one.
I'll play for OT. I have guns next round.
You can play in draft spots, so if you want to do, yeah, you can wall long this round maybe?
or well long instead of who got and then you can play in the season yes i did
he's at long enough
he's got you flashing who to there regularly this shit thanks you son
I'm gonna tap.
Just find them.
No!
Fuck, bro.
We have guns here. Buy or you kill buy your guns. Buy a fucking shorty if you can for his neon.
Come do the same wall. I'm gonna play B with y'all. I think what is this gonna keep running up B?
Yeah, I feel like A is like, just dead.
Honestly, leave me alone on A. I'll send my ult kind of through TP.
I'll do it.
I'm gonna dog short if they're not there. I'll TP flash out.
I think so see yeah
yeah so the darted have a long miss missus dart though we're gonna know I'm here keep
him they're gonna go there they're gonna go I find you keep it yeah right in front
of you nice oh I got one hit the little ones
They all showers get out get out get out get out
If you want to just run in
They're both running towards short
Let's do this shit. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do the unthinkable. All right.
So we're lucky, bro. I'm not trying to go to hell again. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Don't come
again though yeah I think a lot of luck I'm gonna try and keep running it on
look he's like what the fuck I'm lying while this since you're a little
other one here got him fuck mooder there too
showers showers the blanks though
just trying to push out oh child I was lagging bro fuck did my stream
I'm not gonna walk over
I'm chasing
Short, towering
I'm short, yeah, they're out
I'm gonna wait for you, I'm in an ult
Close pipe
Can you run back, you all?
I planted
One here, I think there's a little bit of sight
All lamps
I have my ult if I can take first
Last layer standing.
Thank you.
Hey, good try, y'all.
Fuck.
Here you go.
All good.
Dead frying me.
Yes, get set up, get set up, set up, set up, set up, set up, set up, set up.
Thank you.
Damn, I am ass.
No, that's my bad.
I could have definitely done more, but I was getting fucked on by the neon, unfortunately.
Is there my bad mom?
Yeah, Jason, you were owning. So sorry about that.
I don't think you're a gamer. Yo, Yugi, yo, this thing is a deep rudder, bro.
Hey, listen, I appreciate y'all for playing with me. That's Gigi's.
We didn't get the results you wanted, but yeah, of course, of course.
I appreciate y'all. Y'all have a good one.
I don't think it's done. I think it's just one of them.
It was nice to meet you guys. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you. Yeah, you have a good one.
I think GG is thanks for the games.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, great games.
Shit.
So it's over. Yeah, we did. I'm fucking us.
So it's over? Yeah, we did. I'm fucking ass.
I look you just need to play like more like I think they just need to play more aggressive there.
Loki.
I'll install the game.
Bro, I probably will never play it again, but
it's all good.
Bro the only motherfuckers I fought on the other team were like the two good players
like I never actually fought like this it's literally these motherfuckers are sweaty bro
like literally died to the suit to the two same players every time.
You're saying for me, bro, it's too passive for me, dude.
I mean, I haven't played Valorant since I came out in 2020, so I'm just fucking useless,
bro. But like, to be fair, though, there's a lot of shitty players, too. So like, I'm
not stressing.
was my mic echoing I don't know dude
I
Might as fucking like I'm at my YouTube stream of them
I don't even change my title bro. I've been streaming fucking Valorant on arc like an idiot
Demos
And Nate's actually on?
home boys low key though I didn't expect Jason to be the best player in the team
He's actually pretty good about oh shit fucking smoothie. I didn't even see this
Yeah, just because you're Asian doesn't mean you're automatically good at ballerine, though.
What are you gonna say?
Yes it does, shit about that dude.
Dude, yeah.
Brian, my YouTube shame, I'm still lagging.
What the fuck is this shit?
You're the gun. You're the last to know. How you get it is your business.
Bro, I'm lagging my ass off.
Fuck!
the
move the can back I bet looks like
where was this shit I don't even remember
What in the fuck is this thing doing?
hill's on my parlay. What the fuck? This guy's doing it.
I
Know why this guy was naked
The fuck is that shit
Let's just go extract since it's in my parties.
You can see it.
Oh, he's in a realm on the hook up.
Yo.
Dude, haven't played you in years.
I know it's been a minute, dude.
I keep waking up at 6am on me.
Who me?
I'm feeling like shit, so I haven't dreamed like 4 days.
I was playing the Valorant, turning that shit on.
Haven't played in 7 years.
That game is terrible. That game sucks man.
That game is ass.
I hate it.
We just lick walls.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, Jaycee asked me to play and I'm like bro, I don't play the game.
game he's like no it's fine there's a bunch of shitters in there fucking I just
died I like he's sweaty as guys you've ever seen like immortal fucking rank
fucking players and shit yeah I was
I do actually I like Russ. I like watching him, but I don't play that
peanut in here, but peanut invited me, but I'm not gonna play
I'm a shock right now
There's been a lot of cheaters on this shit, bro.
Yeah, it was a little bit.
I'm not playing too much, it's way for a minute, I got sick, too, but I was playing that solo
mode, whatever, that new mode, it's kind of fun.
The what?
The new mode, I know what it's called, where you get that blueprint.
Oh yeah.
And solo, that's just probably fucking hard as fuck.
It's very hard, that's why it's fun.
Oh
Yeah, that new fucking arc will fuck you up.
I just killed you.
There's no way.
All right, I'll leave it at a bill. It's all you need
In the middle in a dark corner and lobby
I got a funny fight with you later
did you win and did did you rest of course I won didn't rest he told me what he told
me to kill bro you can't kill Z that's fucked up he shot me he's so nice and I just turned
I'm getting crazy work. Kiss him in the mouth.
What do you have there, healing augment?
Is it the lava or any good?
I have the extra music.
Um, no.
No.
It's fucking useless.
But like, what are you going to replace it with?
The volcano? Like, the volcano is broken.
Might have to do something business.
Yeah, it's decent. It's probably
better than Toro. Yeah, I think
that's like better than Toro.
I'm just upset that it's not
very great versus Arc.
Like you think that it'd be like
the best on the game versus
Yeah, he's a fucking eight shot to kill a shredder. Yeah, it's like bro. What?
She's a fucking angler renegade
No business is shit in there
Really deep shredder or that's our guy
I
Kind of sounds like you know it
What the fuck
Close.
Catch that one.
Close.
Just flash.
I can heal up.
Here it goes.
Oh man.
I'm gonna be fine though.
here you're like for all
hi got him this guy's gonna can't tell all of right yeah I've tried that one
Yeah, I do you want this one? No, he had one, too
She was a medium bullets. Yeah
Like then again, bro, like the can't is also not bad, but like
It's a better than a bobcat like definitely not, you know, yeah
All the guns are yeah, all the guns are like decent. They're just not there's no meta guns
You know what I mean?
Oh no
Dude this thing has terrible strength
Yeah I was really proud of it
It's not good
It's a little bit
Model 2, still bouncing around
them with muzzle yeah yeah the reason I don't like that guy's like the first four
bullets kick like a motherfucker and then just stops the recoil and it's fucking
weird I did not like it but I was dealing with it
to me
Sam, it's just audio, sounds like it's so far away
Close
I don't see him.
Second floor. Bobcat.
Fuck up. Cracked him.
One's coming up to the left.
Can't see him in the smoke.
My native. I got native hard.
Just fucking pitch black back here.
He's pushing up.
I think he jumped off the ground.
Yeah, he's in the locker room.
He shoots at me with a volcano? Two shots?
Where's he?
He's in the stairs.
I'm in the locker room.
He was dead.
Okay, okay, I got him.
He's got a heal.
He's in the stairs.
Yeah, I hit.
Dead mess.
Okay, I'm gonna look for the other body.
I thirsted the guy on the balcony, the wraparound.
I don't know what they cooked you on.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was great.
Yeah.
That was he
I think I wish it too much good stuff here on statement. Yeah, what the fuck?
And
Damn indeed, let's hang
I'm just trying to keep like processors and shit and then I
I need to make teenage sound like I need sensors.
All right, I'm ready to go.
Yep.
Oh yeah, I'm 250.
And I got like processors and shit and make more teenage my boy
Yeah, he can't be way those and chill this raid I played all day
Kenny Milan my soul is a big instella been kind of dead
Yeah.
I'll take a little volcano. You don't say hey give me that
And uh
repair some bodies
I just repair a bunch of my bobby cats.
Give me a hella hella room.
Give me a hella room.
Oh, my left-hand right.
with the face cam down yeah well usually right here
Usually.
Alright, beer, beer.
Ugh.
I
Let's get it
How do you say I don't know I don't even know if I'm sick
allergies or what
Yeah allergies, bro, I guess you're getting old
Okay?
These fucking firefighters are annoying as shit, dog.
Where's Oliver?
I
Love these quiet games from not used to this I
Do you see guys foot right here though?
Good good. I'm open to kill them. Is he in green stare? Yeah
Yeah, I mean really bad that was stupid
look at me playing Valorant right there
2
I
Shot some medical or some shape you want to go that's how much something here. Yeah
uh-huh.
That's probably going up.
Uh-huh, across.
On hatch.
Going up the stairs.
I might take the balcony.
I
Like what a joke and shit is this person would live up there it is
I'm reporting here, bro. Are you fucking serious?
That's having a nice whole Saturday.
Apparently. Holy shit.
The guy can even shoot his gun. Definitely blocking that, dude.
Holy shit.
Verbal abuse, dude. You abuse me.
You feel abused, yeah.
Yeah, I'm very busy right now.
I hope you can talk to you.
Only because the guy literally sound like the whitest dude I've ever heard in my life.
I wonder if he's saying that to everybody or just us there?
well you said my name so but I don't think I'd put it past him for sure yeah
I just need to fit in that guy bro, it's getting live paying because there's three fucking
Yeah, I thought you were fine.
I mean, I broke my legs, so that's all that happened there.
Yeah.
Game's still saying Valorant.
I changed it, bro.
I don't know why.
I shouldn't say that.
I
Gains me good. Yeah, I mean I only play like two games
Since I hopped off a fucking valor that garbage ass shit
That dude had 1,300 hours on Ark.
That's 300 more than me.
I spent like 14 hours a day. I don't get it
We are late the fuck was that below so I dropped down
The first guy weakened me though.
oof
No, I was negative I had like a fucking volcano. Okay kill them, but shawty
I hear him deep still.
I'm down, just push them.
They're close.
Kill the ones.
Ah, I think I got me.
I'm gonna be home.
Oh, those are good ladies. Oh, no. Oh, what? He stuck you. He stuck you. There's no way
he could stick me there. Dude, the smoke's crazy. They didn't even push up, bro. You
I was wondering if you get it crawled up right?
I was about to say if they might be close on you then they're fucking already shooting you.
They're rockin' left, rockin' left, like, lounge, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just, like, fark.
They're healin', I hear them. I think they're in locker room.
I think so.
Yeah, I think, lounge, like that.
I think there's some lockers bro. Yeah, I got can tones. I hit him with that. I got
three. Couldn't even see him. He's close by careful. Hold on. Walter for now I got a
You're wrapping around behind you.
Just play.
Yeah, yeah.
He's just holding the angle.
Taking down by wall?
That one was going to wide swing lounge, but.
I'm gonna push these fucking kids in.
Let me refresh this guy. I'm out of everything.
Wait. What are you doing?
No, I mean, I do, but no, I'm good.
Alrighty.
Let's just kill him, bro. They got Kansas, we got Bobcats.
I forgot about that now.
He's close.
one dead
he's reloading
he's got a long
I
Kids can't do is juice
I do need herbals if you got a lot. Yeah, just smoke you me me me
I'll probably have some high five before this guy.
I got three four.
for assembly
was a
It's not a trim.
He's almost guaranteed to give me some plays, though.
Just hit it.
I
Yes, it's dead
What a fuck everybody at
In Medi-Cal
I think medical is always just so dead.
Don't know what happened to that P.O.I.
There's a point inside where I should have been crazy early on.
It's so fun.
players just don't spawn until I fuck my 20 minutes
Brandon's all named Matt
I
Do feel like this like spawn rate feels more
Like reasonable than like just fighting for 30 minutes straight
Become so used to that
that uh
we did a great loot
now we get the free kid horde coming in in about
a minute
yeah
more like the hackers
I
What is everyone?
Wait a late minute 18 reset
Yeah, yeah, who's winning the valve tournament. I was jinxing doing
You already lost no
Your play our sticks no looks fun though games so fun
It's it's like all cheaters, but it's all that
She lost the lacy
I don't think the lacy's much of a Valorant player either, if I had to guess.
Mudo's stream sniping?
Yeah, he was.
Hey, they're stream sniping.
They'd be like, they're going B. They're going A. They're getting a chat.
Oh my God.
is current but
by here people you kind of business
means i thought you 100% you know
yeah you know i mean but it wasn't
serious enough
of a tournament double doors
yeah
terrible
not a worse
thank you
yes
Thanks, bitch. I'm gonna fucking
Broken record there
And explosion
Yeah, where's the zombie word?
I got me. I did feel I'm good
They're both pushing me come along he's over here climbing out and climbing on the
box this year
like the three kids
probably
yep
the old crouching free kid
you called it
I am bill was a shredder, bro. We should just snap up with the dead right here
I'm not just snap up. I don't have any stand up. I'm not standing
I'm going. Third. Third, man. I don't mean. Well, maybe not.
It's gotta be first floor.
Yeah, but I can't drop down because there's shredders here.
I'm gonna go kill it.
that's two. Are they in there? Yeah, they are.
They have two nades.
I got that. I got that. Oh my gosh, terrible.
They had nades like that?
I
Did that stems though
Five there there we go. That's why I like to see
I
Last game
Right look you feel like the Berlin is better than the canto
Not a lot I
Just I've never used it in combat, but trying it feels like ass. I mean I like the Berlin though
I got my big Berlin fan
Let us not try here. I don't know. I'm only clicking that much.
I just have to try and do that.
I feel like you were rocking the toilet before though, that nerve.
Two is good.
Last game.
I'm probably gonna play a couple more.
you really good anything he does except for valorant bro
OK.
Decent.
It's a slow one.
Throwing that basketball game.
40 seconds left.
I'm going to get in here dude.
I'm going to get your arch nemesis in here dude.
Let me get eyes on him.
Oh my god.
He said he wants to smoke dude.
He said I heard that Nate was talking smack.
and one of them private match. We played later. Welcome.
And Trio is probably going to have to pull out a Bacchina, dude.
I'm going to pull out a D'Labra. Oh my gosh. A D'Labra?
Johnny, thank you for the five good day brothers. I appreciate all the other subs as well.
Well, I remember in subs today is because my fucking voice is like cooked, but
Appreciate you boy
But I tell you what the time I ran to Zealander in a solo meet him killed the whole lobby and I left like 300k
I was like this is feels pretty easy
She's gonna each room
Yeah, let me get comfortable. Let me take these slippers off. Oh shit
What's good boys my bad what I did
Let's get nice are we doing how are the raids talking to me?
Pretty chill for the most part
Guardian lobby play for all
Oh
Oh, in the security...
Okay, he's dead.
You're killing... you're not shooting?
I'm just looking at this real quick.
We keep these guys up right here.
These guys are running away.
The tower team?
The tower is just hiding.
No, no, no, no, not tower, not tower. The guy's security.
I
Might are they second do you see them second? No, I see them. I
Hear them inside
I might snap second get under them. Yeah, I'll just jump down it. I'll just jump down if they don't
Probably open this up. Oh one's loaded
I think it was first floor.
There's none up there.
One dead, one dead.
Down low, down low.
This is one guy.
Another guy, another guy.
One shot.
Dead.
One more one shot.
Dead.
Here we go.
Nice.
Shmoop.
Hello.
Oh, thank you.
Good job, guys.
Good job.
You bro.
I
Rattler one rattler two
You thought
the
I
Got picked up he's one shot one shot
That's guy turned around he wants them
Love it love it love it beautiful
That's your spectrum a little bit swing around a little bit swing it out whip it around
I can't I believe that. No.
I can't want to get a gun crate.
Oh god.
Oh, that too. Wow. Fully
Holy.
nice little angle here but I didn't fuck by a shredder
love it we guys jumping down the zip line in the open one shot
beautiful I love that we're letting these and those
sing right now they just so good this guy's a shredder
go. Holy fuck, their son is at the craziest angle on me.
Where you guys? You guys can take it, set your one.
I'm assuming. Oh, you're like a loot that guy did. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, a Ferrero one.
A Ferrero Shea. Yeah, I did. No. You know, something they'll never add is what we were
talking about last Sunday they'll never add a loadout like required to have a
loadout type lobby options seems so simple it seems simple but like because
they're so off like off put by PVP I'm just something I wouldn't really want to
do I don't even want a global option I just want one map or like one map type
My team is going to Seaball. I'll kill them.
Ha ha ha ha! Thank you, Miller! Good intel! Good intel!
Can I show you where they're at?
It's this way.
Oh, don't worry. I know where the Seaball is.
Whether the thing is...
To the Seaball, this guy just gave his boys away.
It's in here. No questions asked.
No questions!
What a dickhead.
We gotta go to Seaball now, just to see if he was lying or not.
We have to we have to
They're gonna be freaking out
Make sure we tell his boys it what they do yeah, make sure we don't know a hundred percent
That's imbiable with them shit
What day here's somebody up here. Oh, yeah, smoke smoke in front smoke in front
Like dumb smoke
the
one
of
the
fact
that the
one
of
the boy told me you're here you're a dual
There's more people in west there is a button you might like it like I like that shot right
there I like that shot this is a free kit fiesta this is a fuck I turned off the corner
I'm losing money in here. We're losing chatter cheese. They're extracting loading baby. You want to just extract there and kill them?
What side do we think they're on one of them just
Oh, I'm going I'm going
Are you gone? Yes
Gigi Shredder
I think he's low down here.
of the
of
the
I'm trying to find the other bottom, okay.
Got repped, just got fucking absolutely smoked.
I'm gonna fuck this bastard.
Yeah, I got nothing left.
That's the fire blue train.
Oh no.
No.
It's the worst fear.
That's tragic.
Poor guy.
You know my man just lived in the bathroom.
I'm going to take us in these ditches up top.
Oh no.
Wow.
I'm just leading the way boys.
I
Was well, huh better move this thing than the body's
Are you thinking
one more on your left, right?
One more.
We got a runner.
Get back here, little fella.
I don't really like it.
Oh, here it is.
I'm just gonna go look in this for you, sweetheart.
another team on me oh shit I love it I got three trigger needs for these guys
hold on I don't think they really I don't think they like it no guys are
weak as shit was I'm gonna knock off three actually wait you kill them all
kill two or three of them? kill two for sure. oh all three? okay
I'm going to make some room.
just what I need. There was shots back for the HRM, but if I just leave, I don't have
the bullshit on it.
This is great.
We're just terrorizing a free kill lobby, I love it.
Great.
Great, great.
I'll just have assembly hot.
Yeah.
Just give me out now.
We're killing three people.
It's a problem.
Might have been Z's first game or something.
Yeah.
Other day.
He was communicating and shit.
Fuck.
I just sold all my Bastion Zills. That's unfortunate.
But Tion win. Sorry, Tion win.
That was my quest. Rest in peace.
What's the damage?
I
Holy shit
I get the canter, yeah, I dig it to count the blooper, and I got it in blue gate.
Doing hurricane
Hey hurricane, yeah, but you get a lot of good loot in the caches though
I think I'm on a damn hurricane whatever any hurricane though
I
Like one
You know what the hell man just go H or M or oh
Oh, yeah, they're here. It's a sign. No, me. I call this is I want the furrera.
You're the next one. Come on, man.
Get their battery room on me.
On me
Up
Get there in the face boys down here as well
Yeah
I
Just killed a pregnant man
I'm gonna get a
rest in peace double kill
on W
kinda osprey too
oh
pretty cute
One shot
Gigi is the boys with terrible guns
I'll cross really cool. Yeah, the fuck is it good in?
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god, that's assembly too.
Is he, uh, I don't know what she got us in, dude.
Oh no, don't tell me.
Don't tell me, bro.
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys.
Oh shit. I'm not gonna lie to you boys. I may or may not have been doing some PvE
prior to this joint.
Where were you? A little bit?
I was doing a little bit of off-stream, a little bit of a crude explosive gathering.
You know what I'm saying? Processing.
Yeah, there we go.
Yup, yup.
So, you know.
Yeah, let's just go ahead and lower the plier cat even more.
Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, shit.
Yeah, you 1v3 that, though.
Yeah, I think you got him, though.
Does he 1v3? Should we let him?
Yeah.
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
One down.
Oh no.
Yeah.
He popped that shit.
No, that shit like, that was like a possessed.
You got like possessed.
I thought he was chill.
Yeah, he was like, he was like talking and she was like a human and then he just started fucking malfunctioning.
Machine gunned it motherfucker hit the lead lead lead lead
Like you don't get bonus points for do is spamming it more
Like if anything you say it once really loud with your chest, it's more effective
All right, show me how yeah, I got you one side
All the clickers are salvating right now they're waiting
I'm not gonna do it for anything less than five get the subs
That's the fair
Kidding and kidding should we leave? Yeah. Yeah
And that should put us in it though. That's enough free kit
Massacre
But what's been shed for a sacrifice?
Put us in there now
Now we gotta check out
Bluegate or something
we might have to I'm gonna join blue gate from the osprey volcano just mowing
down
I
Grab the lightweight stock
I think I'm going to have to go back to the other side of the road.
I
Resolution of life 1440p baby
Oh shit, we're out of here.
it. It's already in the in the mix. Don't you? Blue moon,
Belgian white. Wow. You're going to bruise you? I drank last
night. That's how you had some nice dinner. Yeah, we're
eating. Hey, like, I think me and Katie ate like three
doesn't oysters you dude yeah I love them I'm addicted to them that you know
maybe a little bit
they give you energy they make you horny that's what I'm already horny bro I
Yeah
B12 make a fucking zinc
Good vitamins
Me it tastes like you're just drinking a loogie
You just gotta be like I don't know you're still a good oyster is like
Some fucking good Canadian oysters
a couple of loads to get used to the feel.
That's some fucking, you know, Chesapeake fucking Bay, schlock, you know.
There's no people over here?
Yeah, it was just a little snitch right next to it, you know what they're on.
There they are.
I'm coming to fuck you on the hill.
Oh, let's let him know.
Let him know.
No, the spider.
It's not fast.
I'm all right.
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Firefly too.
Ripped one big.
Ripped one broken.
Very broken on the hill.
Trigger on you.
Holy fuck.
fuck kodi, holy shit
oh the open, what are you doing buddy?
bro, i'm getting fucked by a fucking firefly
oh shit, oh shit
these things are kinda lethal
but take you out too dude, watch out
watch out for you
here here here here
we just the first guy?
yeah, i'll put your body here
come and blow over right in front of me
there there
wait close close close
they're close to you too
going down the hill
in this one
holy shit
i cracked one of these guys to the tagline
cracked another
cracked one
Kind of line at this a little bit like the lab read like that the love rock
And hide on this back one
Here's another one right here coming back to each other. Oh fuck
This is the message of the child.
This is Seafood in Day Hill.
The fuck does he know that? We haven't played in fucking years.
Right, we haven't played in two weeks.
and go back to these guys real quick
it's on the kettle guy
I just picked him up
Yeah.
That cowcube has a kinetic, bro.
Yeah, it doesn't.
It's not this one.
What's this kettle for?
It's a pretty dog shit.
Yeah, at least not for a cat, bro.
You know what I feel like I don't see any kettle for a cat, sir.
all been like ferris
right
Let's go underground, shall we?
There we go. Perfect.
Tech. Tech, tech, tech.
for my for the loot that's my volcano muscle guy brought this in
is anyone down here
No.
I'm gonna send it to him.
Charge her up.
Fuck, it's saw me? No way.
I got some free kids that the extract I
Have an Oscar to trick shot them with so don't you worry
Back of the village as well
I saw that.
Camping?
Move over what?
Any insta-blues though.
I'm pushing these guys shooting that village.
Okay.
I'll see you guys late game.
Are you camping on them then?
I guess.
They don't have blue right?
Those guys are four.
No, it's...
Three kits again.
Three kits.
What's going on here?
It's Saturday though.
No.
I don't know.
that are dads and dad or day I like that I'm not they don't have the fucking day
be careful not because there might be a dad and Nicole
Oh shit, he's in the warehouse.
On the roof, on the roof.
That's right.
I see that, I see that, I see that.
one headshot
that miss
red skin is sweet, aim key
track them
chain them
keep going Nick
there's a guy behind you guys
this as well. Right here.
Can this guy stop shooting me in the back?
He's on my roof.
He's on the roof, yeah.
He's right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was terrible.
He's not peeking here.
There might be people crawling.
Don't know.
All I heard was pictures and
Hey, pause, pause, pause.
Pause.
Yes, you do.
It's crazy.
Yes, you do.
It's crazy.
All right, guys.
I'm
a
I
Collecting smokes actually
This guy's all of like rattler fours and like kettle fours she
Yeah. Yeah.
Holy fuck those shots are so many Ferrero floors, bro.
Holy shit. I've never even seen a level 4 gun.
They all have level 4 guns. Rattlers, Kettles, and fucking Ferreroes.
With great attachments.
Dennis is looking sharp
Hey, if you put on an offspring does this is lobby for a clip or two
360 no scopes
Especially when it's locked it love it
You gotta play Lockheed solo is indeed a villain.
It's so fun.
Cause you get 1v7s.
Yeah.
It is fun.
So remember me and Hamlin's bro.
Rolled up to Lockheed.
Teenaged like 15 people.
That's rough.
It was sick.
I loved it.
of
the
Yeah, I'm also kind of a little bit surprised that there's not like a PVP incentive playlist
to kind of, you know, separate the hardcore PV years and PVP years, you know.
one map event. That makes it
that. Yes. Yeah. They just
easily have a big enough
player base to do it. I don't
know. I don't know why they
have to mention every streamer
PDPs. Yeah. Not me though.
No, no streamer. Only with you.
You guys. Yes. Normally, I'm
just a nice guy. Great.
normally I'm just doing quests yeah I gotta deliver a tea on when a bastion
saw here soon. I've been having to do that all season really.
All right I need another spray. There we go.
this will be the one though I believe I believe that's enough you guys find
blood by the way if you guys find a lightweight stock please do not sell it
you need a light one yeah I got you oh you're gonna bring one fuck yeah yeah I
got you I got you I actually the most of the blueprints blueprints I don't
or like weapon detachments the one I'm the one I'm missing is the one I want the most is angle grip
too bro I love myself angle grip too I don't even have that shit I got the lightweight
and the long barrel it's not I got that one there's some other shit I don't have the
I don't have like media mag it's a weird one but yeah the blue the blue one yeah I don't have the
blue light one I don't have the blue light one which sucks I do have that one what else
the other day. Oh, I don't have
a blue shotty joke.
It's a little off meta though,
because how many volcanoes do you build?
Yeah, usually someone brings in a volcano. They're going to have a blue joke. Yes, you know.
This is the whole fucking 10 years of my life.
There's probably my algae, dude. I'm fucking exhausted.
Chill about it.
I better give myself fucking shit.
Playing that valorant looking paint off the walls and getting shit on my fucking
sweats was enough for me.
Oh, you're playing some Val today?
I had a Val on tour. I haven't played in seven years, dude.
I played in the beta and that was it.
That was it.
Got on.
I
Like five and I'm not believe you 17
I'm 17 it's not that bad
It's not that good. It's definitely not good
Yeah, but like yes, not early but like
Like, yeah, well the fucking, there was like two swats in the other team and I literally
like, I only chat like, I only ever fought them.
You're gonna farm.
Yeah.
I'm at infinite loading screen, by the way, so I got to restart.
Yeah.
to reconnect here soon. Oh, shit.
Yep, reconnecting back in.
It's about eight packs.
You ever tap into that as well?
Yeah, I was proud of it.
Eight packs itch. Yeah.
Watch that as well.
Yeah, pride a few seasons and then.
I won a tournament and then I quit.
very nice wait for about like six months maybe it's fun
it grinds up to diamond is really fun yeah
oh that lightweight oh yeah I got you bro it's just fucking sitting here in my
I
Know I was ever pro in apex spread, but
It's because they get no free to be the apex pretty to start playing when like for today came out
And if you're playing for night, we were busy it's a good decision I think
Yeah
Should we go inside?
I think I'd like...
Me, you guys inside?
Yeah, sure.
So that game kinda had like two primes.
Yeah.
That's true.
All the best Apex players came from fucking H1.
You know how I played Fortnite? I didn't know that.
And he's like the best competitive Apex.
You know how I used to stream tonight me and H1Z1?
No way.
Yeah.
fucking hated that kid but he grew up he's fine now yeah but he's definitely a
tough leader but he's fucking good at it so it works oh shit my head
there's another screen slide anybody? um yeah I think his dreams I've seen the
ed once but it was like one of his like fuck around shit you know he's
I was doing a solo call specifically trying to just fuck with the boys.
They knew I was fucking with them.
Yeah, I've never streamed like one of my boys, yeah.
That's funny.
I think I would have streamed like Nate Hill.
I
Keeps my date one one
I'm like, I'm trying to figure out how to go
Wow, you're doing like solo screens. I just dreams that my cubes. Yeah
Yeah.
Where the fuck is everyone?
Ah, this is unbelievable.
That's down low.
Yeah, it was. It was like long haul.
This is the catch right here.
Yeah.
I
Was our fight
No, no, I'm not at all. I mean fuck
I said, I can't believe you didn't raise you brass fuck
Oh, you got that yourself.
Snipe to, um, big name, big name, big name.
Close right, close left, close left.
Oh, shit.
Oh, we got a body.
Take it, wait.
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Beautiful.
Yeah, I kind of had to send it, had my offspring out.
Yeah, I still did.
Because I got naded.
You know how it is, when you get naded.
Just gonna go in
There we go boys
That guy's got a catalytic on his bag, dude. You got a good body
This guy's got a fucking pinto on them
What
I'm waiting for you down there now.
I'm using the tip down.
No, I suck at Fortnite now
Oh, yeah, I still think though
If I 100 it's zero to a hundred Peter bot like 100 build fights. I'll get them once
there
You think I think so
If we have one pump shouties 100% oh
Oh, one pump shot is that's different. Is it?
Then somebody will play 200 and
182 I feel like I feel he look he might got you, bro. Maybe he's washed though
I know same guy clicks though a couple times. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's fair
but sims good at like just like keeping the reticle on the motherfucker and like
it's pre-firing you know I mean low ground like beacon and shit he doesn't
even need to build you can do damage you think sims still a fastest
for sure didn't
smell the fresh air
There's nothing else to do. Yeah, I'm just taking it all in right here
So they got a lower they had them lowered like the lobby counter players or some shit like what is this?
This is kind of aura though the team rolls up on us right now. This is fucking aura for me. That's it right on my ankles
Yeah
I need that right to this thing.
These are the two smallest lobbies I've ever seen.
Is that a new mode up right now?
Maybe people keep on that.
are you sick? Yeah.
People say people will spawn at 17 minutes and 40 seconds.
That's true. Hold on.
We're already coming at this point.
I
Think about what I'm gonna build on Russ tonight, dude
Are you supposed to be grinding right now?
You don't have to do anything. We don't want to really who's in your team whatever
Me Carter Robin some fucking random guy. There's three people four people. Oh, no
I'll get a cruise people later
Is it like a PvP server? See, that's what me, me, our friends were doing a little bit.
And they were getting some neckbears, were getting really butt hurt.
It's a little bit of both. PvP.
Oh, the team has spawned in the northeast. They're pushing us.
They're on real force right now.
I
See one
I'm talking warning shots of that guy hit him hit him again. Yes. Wow laggiest death
I
Drop lower. Yeah
I'm looking for one
Good job.
Thank you.
I'm not with it.
I got you.
You got me.
You got that.
Oh, yeah, another guy here.
I'm staring at my roots.
I'm not with it.
He's gonna run this guy.
Can I rub it?
Rub it.
Are you gonna do it?
Yeah.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna rub it.
Are you gonna do it?
Yeah.
Get them up.
You're been quickscape by a fucking sniper
Pretty radical dude
You guys are matching skins, huh
Yeah, can you guys kiss that's the one part if we kiss we defib one of us there
maybe but that's you with time okay okay hold on you ready
I
See you
Right now we just made these tutors cast bro way. I just fucking off their boy
like you got treated like dog shit about that I'm not gonna lie
oh god I'm leaving I'm leaving these kids there's shots over here
oh shit dude fuck Jacob bro
no bro no
Oh
Computer make these two dudes super gay and horny
I know they were kissing that's awesome
Oh, that's gross.
Well, you wouldn't kiss your boy?
No, it's the- Hey, bro, it's the big 20-20-20-20.
Maybe, I'll see.
The same as life, man.
I'd suck the venom, right? I'd suck the venom right out of that shit.
Oh, you shit.
Oh!
Give me the fuck out of here, there's nobody here.
Give me back on Stella.
I need one more raid.
One more raid.
One more Stella.
Just don't make you feel good.
Just to make you feel good.
Dog shit, we're not finding anybody we got one good team wiped and I was it
But that that's a sign though that's a sign now the next cell is gonna be red ray talking 10 chief
The red rates terrible bro, oh yeah, they did read on my nose so dark
I don't think it matters.
Every guy, they fuck something up and stuff.
Me and Dan Barkin boys were like, dude, let's do this.
Punish aggressive players and put them not into a dark raid, normal raid,
but so dark they can't even fucking see.
Can't see in front of them.
They're like, oh my god, that's an amazing idea.
You know what else we should do?
add a new thing where if you cue a night raid it's so bright you can't see fucking anything
the sun is literally inside of your fucking eyes
let's give you the next one we really say a cue a night raid it's just the brightest
ready to ever say. The game night is nice. Yeah, I got somebody in my chat was like,
well, you can put it by being so dark. Why don't you just bring light sticks in?
Like, bro, I'm not killing a fucking night raid.
Oh, oh, oh.
We don't bring it in every time.
No, that guy's got a point, bro.
That guy's got a fucking point.
Give it to him. No, I'm not giving night raid.
What?
Come prepared.
Oh, my God.
Bring them close to every day raid you get.
Don't mess.
Back again, huh?
What do you think about
kinetic bob versus padded?
Which one do you like more?
I think padded is better.
Padded, yeah.
I'm kind of feeling that too.
Just better, dude.
I feel like it's almost all around better.
Yeah.
It just shoots so straight.
I feel like kinetic bob's kind of cap.
If you're full W can like full, I'm just such a volcano stand that like
The dickless weapon though it is but I run it with a Bob pad of Bob volcano
I think it connects so good on the volcano true. Why would you put it on a bobcat?
I killed a guy with a padded on the Toro earlier which is I used to use that a lot I used to like it
yeah I don't think now it's not even worth it
that's Toro but probably other gun well other gun is kinetic good on
frenzy yeah that makes sense
I actually really like him and I kind of like the old Stitcher it's good yeah
Yeah, it is. It's terrible.
Are they in Metro? Yeah, they are.
Are they for letter? I got guys in trench too.
I'm in the rafters right now they went trans yeah they went
I
Still got we see my bucket of the Berber
Your trigger oh fuck me. I'm dead. Oh shit
Might be foolish. No, he's not another bad. They're bad. You guys got this
I'm going back to you. Yeah, I'm gonna do you're a smash
and almost lay down so don't always hit the door
oh give me that shit
crack them
crack them mate
crack them again
another guy came down running in the snow
crack crack crack
holy shit we're the fucking kids here
another one
dude I can't see
and this guy's lasering me
wait come on
oh my fucking god you're there too
take it up
there like this guy rest nice fire he hit him
nice two two inside here two inside here okay
the walls would not play and I'm dead wow it's the perfect timing
What is this
Right right there I do not like that skin by the way sure seven us get a lot
A couple of different streams that were in that skin.
Where's the closed?
go nine seconds you should have said oh my god oh my god no way I got a laser
do this mode cut on some such it too I don't know I'm gonna check that guy's
profile yeah I think it was make you rage and then he also swung the corner
and just again profile looks fine let's look at double swagger going up the
I like I thought they were jump up so just ran up like a jump up and you just was sitting there
On the left and just fried me. I did not expect me to be there
Yeah, I don't I actually didn't even check that guy
All right one more yeah, that definitely doesn't count. Yeah, that's I love that energy out of you
I know I know we're in there now boys now we know what to do
And if that one team didn't come from down below that would have been so different. Holy fuck. We were actually pretty good spot
We were in a green. Oh, yeah, we just got pinched by fucking 19 teams
What can you do?
Not much
I just want my P.
That's good.
Damys alive, yeah.
This is my algae bro.
I'm fucking turt.
You gotta bet.
the
Oh
I hear any snap looks yeah, I think we should be good
There's a team assembly I think.
Clear.
Bait me.
If you will, lights are on the corner.
Ready?
if I had a medical loading bag.
Inside.
Close.
Another one behind the pool right there. One shot.
Nice.
Those ones are on the shatter.
Carrente. Dead.
Other one
All these crawlers insurgent run
They were from the first team though, right
little torrentia action
like a little kinetic on that bad boy?
beautiful
mind if I do
There's another body here.
back to the lobby. Yeah, I think it's
lobby's slow.
relax back there.
I don't know where the teammates were, so.
Cross one shot
What the fuck is this I thought it was something they were going for you
He's got weak and wants
He's up. They smooth it. I'm pushing
Oh, my God. I'm muted. Yeah, you've been muted all time. Yeah, I was saying I'm muted
there, but you came right when I said it. So yeah, no, I saw a freaky freak. This guy
I'm pretty sure that guy was teabagging me by the way, that three killed you
What
This is name
I close it out
Really should I have a fucking loot in the mall?
Yeah, I got it. I'm this you guys with me. I was here
No, I didn't. I'm gonna go back up. I'm fucking ready to pop off. I'm just out of it
that's it, that's it
Oh once in a fucking
Corner in the corner. Yeah, I just go just go
Yeah, I didn't know he's in that corner
I'm just sitting on the elevator to another team here, bro
You're good. You're good. Don't even I can try to fucking I don't know what they're just they're getting set up
They're just getting set up to pushing up right now
You called out you lots. Yeah
Pretty be large all three pushing you fast
Running at you two of them that one got like one got knocked to you put you on you two on you
I'm crawling
You fucking shit, bro, I'm coming to you fast.
There's another team going to push though quick.
They're coming right now.
Oh my god.
You're good.
You're good for now.
They're coming in like basically now.
Yep, sliding it.
I'm going to keep going.
I have trigger names I can throw.
Cracked them.
I'm just going to get up and throw.
You're good. Just cry
And I'm in my meeting I'm healing
It's real fuel. Oh my god
Shields broke your shield. Yes, I do here dropping one
Let me go
I
Mother look these guys for shields yeah, go ahead go ahead
Teenage fucking free kiss
He's up top
You're gonna get that guy before you hit him and crack them.
I got a rip from the guy above you.
Another guy in the escalator.
Escalator, escalator.
On your left.
Yeah.
He's not.
He's an escalator.
I think you went this way.
He's probably a rop.
We didn't open this door right?
I did not.
We didn't open this door, right I did not
You definitely got this
I just like indeed said that I don't know
I don't know I got you I got you
and
Let's go
Yeah
Okay, those other guys you killed them pretty good shit. I'm pretty sure no, those guys are fucking poor
Yeah, where they're wasting teenage I'm poor guys
You're just gonna go die. I'm gonna hop off anywhere
Oh
Don't go down there. Oh, no, there's two teams
Hey, can I be can you can I do you go there buddy? There's anybody right now. Okay? Okay? Okay?
This guy can you hear it out?
No, no
No fucking way I snapped into four players
Same skin by the way love it
Oh, it's the same guy from last game. I don't know. I snapped up shot the back by three
people rolled to go like Zamboni and there's a guy so low on Zamboni.
Oh, good.
I'm good. I'm fucking tired of shit. GGs. GGs, bro. GGs.
All right, GGs boys. Probably won't stream tomorrow. I'm just gonna rest, bro. Still
I feel like that great so probably just chill hang out the fam you know uh yeah gg's boys
i'm gonna go chill