You Hello, hello guys, what's up everybody, and welcome to the stream. Hope you're having a good day so far. Jungle Prep OPGG, what's my jungle up to? turn main. Holy world already outdrafting them, we're gonna have swain bot and they're gonna pick a top laner or they're gonna wait and then we're gonna pick queen and then they're I'm gonna counter queen by picking male fight and I'm gonna counter the male fight Look at this This is mega draft diff AP champ No hard dripped, thank you for the sub, I appreciate it, thank you And they went male fight, just as predicted And I'm going show Show or volley play show gavis been a while Shemoon, thing for sub. Let's rock and roll. What about ghost show? Is that a thing? it is being done what happens to picking a son into malphite i mean i could have fixed on here he would have been kind of free you look so sexy today with your Viking beard. Thank you, thank you. It's coming along nicely. Bit of a Q start angle, not gonna lie. gotta make sure he doesn't get his shield back Udur is on his top side I think he's pathing here I mean, danger. Happy Borsig in a suit. Or no, Nocturne is coming, so it seems Nocturne got invaded. Fucking fastest is minion! Hello boss, thank you for speaking up and donating money for Palestine. I'm TPing. the Can I hit this? This guy is no man now. Gonna hit 5 and go big trade. I'm dead. Such a dog shit game man, like such a dog shit game, what is this, like this Udo haven't even recalled yet. You can have full AP if you do go with AP. I'm dead if he ulted me I'm dead I might still just die if he ulted me i'm gonna try and eat the minion, he would be extra health okay this guy is just trash I'm going to try to freeze here, but I didn't even work on Uphill. It's worth missing. I can't even do it. Can't stop his beader. I can eat a grub. That's what I can do. We should honestly take all 3, Malphite no R. Happy holiday, Bors! Who's this guy doing? Run! Well, that's my niece we permanent oh echo died to echo died to big can win It's winnable all of sudden I'm stacking M or this game I can carry. Malphite has R, he could like loot the gank. Oh, he ganked mid. There you go, if you live. Nice. Where's the Malphite? Ah. Where's the Malphite? Ah, snuck through. He has no army, well I have to kill him. Oh Yummy Many Christmas The sequencer is getting super fed though, I should have opened mid here. Malphite is going BOP! C'mere guys! Classic Malphite, rage robot. I'm gonna go mid. I don't wanna roam here. Oh, shit, I'm lichin' I got my TP both here. Look at that, cashed two cannon waves and stopped them from taking my tower. Very nice. I'm B. Echo will be here, so it's no point pushing. Just recall man, what is this queen doing? I'm not gonna eat here, I wanna look for a fight, so after this wave I'm roaming. it's all the way on herald i don't know if i can get there yeah it's no way it's forever for me to run all the way to herald i wish i'd beaten them You're taking my story to hand. Damn balls the beard is looking insanely good today. Have a bright end. Right? We can go on TP, it's a small fight, it's a big boy. Give bot our what? Silenced, dead. Let me eat that crunchy rock. Not good for my teeth, but tasty. oh my god 3k gold wow I could just get full rift maker I missed it This map is level 10 haha Maybe he gets baited by the free flower I don't think so go go come come come come come come come come come come come hello scream to that kill everybody this year hello oh my god I'm on the line I'm highest up on the Apex Predator food chain. I bought medias and rift laker, I can't squish him. make a top play this guy is dead malphite I could hit Atacan, I'm showgaffed, I do a lot of damage to it. Never mind, I do 200 per auto. It's kinda low. Maybe I can get a stack. Let me eat this. I'm getting really big, I'm getting really really big. I have to defend bot, I don't want to give Ekko tier 2 You can fight this, I'm OP Come here, misfortune! I'm a big dinosaur! Big dinosaur! I'm right fucked with Ghost Show, by the way, Ghost Show, fucks. Another stack here. nice I'm so mumbling, it's crazy I could stay, make a trap, but I'm half health. This is how you throw games. I just died. I don't even leave my ult either. He's dead. I'm gonna hit tier two. I don't need the gold though. It actually doesn't make sense for me to kill this. Someone else should come. I do not want this gold. Someone come take it please. I'm coming to fight. UGH! I... You killed him before I get the snack! Oop. I'm dead by the way, I'm dead, I'm tanking so much. One Kim is fortune. Got a stack though, worth. Sixteen stacks right now. It's giving me 2,560 bonus health. Bro, Sion can only dream of these numbers. So fuck. That's like a 40 minute game for Sion by the way. 40 minutes you get 2.5k health. I'm 25 minutes and I have 25 left, that is so unbalanced. I guess I do have a lot of stacks. I'm coming. Eww! Come back! No way. I don't want to take so much damage again. They're on Baron, oh my god. Oh, that's too much. GG! GG! My game. with how much LP do I have? oh my god 1000 LP? 4 digits? hang on I thought you were boosted not this guy not this guy this guy is for or did it help you? carried not boosted So how are you guys doing today? How's everybody doing this fine Friday day? I guess most of you guys are on holidays, you know? Thank you for you guys, some people work, even on the holidays. Shen top, what's good into that? like what genuinely beats shantop? is there even anything? i'll try jacks hey boss are you higher lp than your coach? but now my mid lane is gonna pick ap and we lost the game oh my god what did i do? we get ap mid lane here and i can't go adn it's cooked Tell him you're AP, I'm AP, I'm nice, he's a Rumble matchup as well. I'm going to go 20 doves. Is there any champion that needs a rework in your opinion? champion needs a rework Malzohar This is going to be a hard challenger rumble, rumble, hard counters jacks, but if I get The blasting won't first back, I can play the game. I think what I'm going to do here, I'm going to proxy third wave and then try and proxy cannon wave here He has a bomb plating, I'll keep that in mind I want to stack my passive, I don't want I'm gonna gank him He wants to be annoying so be it. I'm just gonna get the slow push then Dark Zilangal Dark Zilangal I'm going 10-0 Katana txtx fingerboard the subscription appreciate it Val-Nor-Fing-Vor-Sub Oh my god, he never recalled. Oh my god, I missed. my passive run out, oh I'm in trouble. Okay I got his flash. complain I actually wanted to do a magic mantle. He can freeze if he wants to, I need the beam. Shoulda did really don't know what to do here, he just burns me alive. He's more on him to misplay than me doing anything good if he mismanages his heat. He's going for plant, I'm going for push. I hope it's a long... I hope the plant spawns far away and he doesn't get back here in time. He never went for it. I'm dead. Bro, my E doesn't one-shot backline. How annoying is that? has been slain. And ally has been slain. See that, government? Even though I've got how many eyes. I'm so screwed he comes back on cannon wave and I cannot push it I'm going to kill him I'm dead I'm recalling really? I'm not happy, I don't know 5K health shield nice. This symbiotic's all zhengle and just perma run it down. If I die here on the tower, my game is over. We can half of them. Yeah, GG. Hello balls, I noticed your stream title states pushing for Chao. Chao in what? TFT? Aran? Flex? Or maybe Chao in Wild Rift? Going 0-9 every game doesn't see like Chao gameplay. Please clarify. For Lee's Navidad smile. Worry about you are a top player ignore the haters I was 80% in my health, doing one wave. I'll be sold down to TPR. our mind well we made the 15 minutes for us I Know Christmas It's so fucking long stacking these boots, if you're not quen. FF please, it's so unplayable. Get this guy. Now can we FF? The score is 20-4. I think we'll have to play the other con dragon for fire. i am rage splitting rumble top I'm gonna go for the ball. I'm gonna go for the ball. I'm gonna go for the ball. We're on it, I guess not. i have tbm and i'm dead We out of here. It's lame. Your turret has been destroyed. Not much care for the humblest. of I'm sure she's such a waste in a game like this, next season is better because then you actually get a good the first first item on ap drugs and I think I'm going to die. nothing wrong with a life of peace chatty, feel more Big dad is coming. All the bigger dead is coming, everybody run. Holy fuck, this guy is fed There was no angle after all safe, T.Va, Stringversub I Slew love Huh, you're fucking dead. Oh my god that guy does so much damage. Yeah, careful with the resurremble guys. Bro, I swear I can 1v1 the Rumble, like I swear I can 1v1 him. I feel you, I'm here fighting man! Oh lucky Bro this game would be so much easier if the Rumble wasn't so fed I'm gonna die. Just a little bit of acid. I'm gonna win for this one as well, this is gonna be fun. I can even buy this game that will help ah Oh I need to wait Oh, GG's. and You're in critical, I think it's yours. I summon another Disconnector. APJax isn't really used at all. It has a 46% winrate while ADJax has a 54% winrate. Yeah, but you have to realize that the people playing APJax are boss viewers, so the winrate gets inflated. Like, any pick that is boss viewers is at least 10% higher winrate. It's because we're all dumbasses and we're in games. Let's do my favorite activity. Barrel. Lost Retails vs Galeons. three of series this was when I ate his wife I don't know super passive game on this turbo weak sided nothing happens top lane classic Maybe not did I pop off or what? Damn seven and three I'm crazy seven three five It's pretty good. Yes, real. Renatta! Yeah, we got snow for Christmas. It was a Christmas miracle. It didn't snow at all, and then just as it turned Christmas, it started snowing. Female support man arranged, I don't know, Syrah. Lilia no, she's not a range and she's also bored what I'm saying So for range for After during 2-1 it's well during 2012 Naomi has to be yeah I am the weapon, you are a tool, Lysudes the mind, don't they? I am the weapon you are a tool Lies to the mind, don't they? That's game. J's top. I got Malfight. I think I'm gonna do Q max this game with the range matchup, it looks like Draven, Axe, Axe, Sion, two axes, Olaf! It's Ivern, right? Milio Niko I feel like I've seen this so many times, but I don't know from where Is it obvious? smolder 30 seconds until Mingbin spawns Minions have spawned. I'm not telling you that! I'm telling you that! This guy has Resolve. Oh, does he play Resolve on your Jace? Does it make any sense? Minions have spawned. Happy Christmas Bows. seal fingers up remember when you played jay spouse yeah i was not very good on that champion Neither is this guy. Oh my god, my health! I can't I can't I'm gonna die Yes, I flashed, though. oh my god I do I get him nice I should not have worked but it did I cannot help right now I need to push up my wave Like I hate you stop pinging yeah Merry Christmas chat McCona has 13 CS, 13 CS in 5 minutes. You finish a full clear 28 CS at 3.30. This guy somehow has half that in double the time. Let's leave all spells maybe I will anymore, if I can hit the Q for once. I can't I think it would be nice if I freeze them instead of dead. Then I can solo them. I'm dead anyways. Oh this is so unplayable like what the f**k I guess he will tipi. Am I dead? Probably. Maybe not. I'll be You and Tyler won our close friends, right? Just imagine this, 20 years from now, at a family reunion, your kids are talking to each other and saying, my dad is better than yours. In that situation, what would little bossy say to Tyler1's kid? Probably something like, my dad beat faker in a 1v1. My dad won the leg. What did your dad do? Then Tyler1's kid would open old clips and say your dad was just feeding and unfortunately, no matter how successful balls becomes, people always focus on the feeding. through through I could I could literally solo kill faker and quad kill t1 people will see a coming up either crazy crazy warble living in Maybe I can kill him now with rocker belt. I can't get out of here. Bitch. flash that Q, you don't think I'm hitting that? It's a good strat, you know, miss every Q in the game, or like Parma miss Q all the time and then when you get to the mid game, when kills actually matters, you hit them because then the enemy won't respect you to hit it so they won't use their flash, they won't like, respect you gonna hit the Q of I can TP and cast her in. Can I show Gav, catch or cast it in, you think? Let's try it. I have silence for Pyke. Yes sir. It would be nice if my Niko plays the game and recalls and tip his top, but she won't. I'm dead. Ah, f***ing greedy recall. I think we just outscaled already, I don't know how we win this game. mid lane. I'm missing like Niko in the solo lane. Why do people stop playing that? Is And the enemy has been slain. Shut down. I think we'll have both. Jace is coming mid. And we out of here, give it to the blast cone, give it to the blast cone! Bye bye! I need some help here. Bay dead. Double bay dead. Atta can't forward it, but I'll take next wave and die Atta is last chance, if we don't get this Atta can we insta lose We killed them Pop, how are we, let's just come, how are they first? How can they be first on this? What a mid play. Kjona is in Arnia. Taxi-ball. Kjona is still top. FF! FF the game! Please! Can we use volt? Yes! I mean we have decent stuff to stop him honestly like I can silence him Keanu I can burst him Liko can CC him. Like it's not like the game is over as soon as he's 16. If you could choose to bring back one of these things, which one would you choose? Passage damage to turrets brawlers for all old howl breaker Barlis claw I shouldn't eat the Kog'Maw, that's a waste, I should save my E.F.E.S. bro you can't be for real as I'm saying Well, 2016, Gwyn is free items. big brow scaled let's go mid, run it down so we can ff sooner It's a strat We still bought now hey, one me, one me, bruh I'm pushing until I die We're all playing showgaff into Gwen, Cognite, great time. and jungler is so fucking bad at the game it's insane I'm back to 3DDLT again. Oh, but Magistrate has an updated yet, so my Magistrate still looks good. very blue Oh, I got jungle, GG. Let me show you how a real jungler should play the game, yeah? the Why aren't you already challenger? I'm working on it. Gonna get challenger before the end of the season. I have a few more days left in me. It's crazy, the time flies so fast. Time goes so fast. I'm leaving the Berlin soon. I'm leaving the Berlin soon and then LEC starts soon. Isn't that crazy? LEC starts soon and I'm going to be playing that. But I would have more time to get better at the game. Shit. I'll be fine. I do tank sound I'm gonna go ghost I'm a ghost I'm a ghost believer these days Merry Christmas spoolsy hope you have a great year this year Merry Christmas Do you have any New Year's resolutions? The new year's resolution is to take a step back and not overwork myself and think about my mental and physical health as well. is can be dangerous they knew I sorry Q now slower clear oh well Where are they? Love you, Bozzy. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Shad, you'd be surprised how much I work. You think anyone can just become the messy of League like that? I don't care. You're nothing. You're my, is mine. Is my all. Is my all. Is my all. I didn't double double you here stupid woman should be okay Oh shit, I got hit by this. Hello Yone! this double crab I'm a scion ganking a ribbon, does this even work? Yeah, sorry, Daz. Full clear into B or what? three how's it going Gerd? Gerd needs help on bot he's 0-2, 15 CS I'm on my way Gerd Do I get 6 here because I double scuttle? On the... on the... crags I mean. Doesn't look like it. Do you get anything for double scuttling? Or is he useless? AM6! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! I'm tanky go go go can you get the kill I can hit this I can't I'm dead I'll hang on. Oh, big! There we go. Now we're talking. Look at that passive angle. always margin I'm gonna be seven for grubs oh my god I'm completely overpowered. This bot is playing so aggressive, I think you're going there, but then I lose grubs. So you know what, I can go grubs now, my pathing is so weird, I'm just gonna go on vision, I don't think they can stop me, I'm too strong. I have water walking so my grub fighting is stronger. I think he drags with the one that I'm walking in circles need that he could have taken my red here if she's smart if she did she's back in the They have a little bit better angle. Nice! Ah, another 1v9 by the bows! Anyone surprised? I'm not! I'm level 9, I saw one shot in camps now. Nidha top, Nidha top, you run! Do I need to help him here or? I can't scare him now. He's doing well, we're exciting. Come on, Gerd. Nice, Gerd! That's my Gerd right there. The 80s warding, non-invading. I don't think it matters if they're non-invading. Oh fuck you She's barried Fucking barrier Kata might punt a kill there. Maybe she didn't smite so early, she could come here. she's still bot She still has 14 stacks on her jungle item, I finished it. junglers are so p. Like how do you genuinely lose games on jungle role when you can just guarantee 10 CS a minute. You have no opponent to stop you. You're playing versus fucking AI. I missed Get in! Come on, let us up! Nice. My bad hair, but good job. I should go serpent fang, they are even try to get some scaling, get some dragons below the ban not having any dragons yet guys My bad. Nice! Nice! Let's go team! AP Drax double kills, just saying. Oh, he's out. She's soloing Herald. where is she gonna go huh? side Stepped on a trap I'm tanking. Oh no! Catarina! She saw me. Ah, didi. Bowser is screaming yet? No. I think Screams will start after New Year sometime. jungle again another free win i guess I want to do Gragas jungle again, that was so fun yesterday, because you don't have, your game plan isn't to farm, like some jungle is so boring, because what you do is you just click on camp and farm camp, but Gragas jungle you actually do ganks, and ganks are fun but into noon the sun is as better i think i'm going to raga's cashier jungle pacman This is not Kesha. Kesha has not spinned. Kesha is not a high elo player. I hate to be that guy. He's not a high elo player. I talked to Kesha when I was at the Red Bull event and he said like I think I asked him if he's high elo and he's like no I'm not but I can get it if I want to and I am a high elo player and then his idea is like he will go high elo once a year he will like hit challenger once a year and then he will be emerald for the rest of the year and then he will say he's a high elo player and that's not how it works you cannot just hit challenger once a year and then say you're a high elo player says you that is not me though that is not me what I have been consistently high load this entire year long Do I have the right runes? Yes I do. I mean this year is a bit different because I've been like screaming and stuff. I don't know that, like I'm consistently high-loaned. have demon pathing. Doesn't reckless have like four shallows recounts? Yeah, but like, I don't compare myself to other people. You should never compare yourself to other people guys The moment you start comparing yourself to others like You should only look at look at yourself and like see How you want to improve and what's the best for you? I'm on it. whoop, whoop, we're good. looking juicy I like it all my dark harvest stack worth He stopped even gankable. Sahin into range champions and some playable I hang on They go double scuttled Okay 2 Dark Harvest stacks already, very nice, good pace. I'm on it. I'm on it. I knew you were level 5 already. She's inting. I could kill her now. There's no kill there either, I don't really have a job right now. I can try. Kill fast, fast, kill! Nice. What if I do dragon? Oh my god. Alright, not bad. This guy is 50 CS, like how is he forming so much more than me? Crab spawning in 10. I'm gonna try and secure the crab before he gets here because he's papping here for sure. He wants to secure the second crab On half health though, even less. I'm gonna have to smite it I don't know how fast he comes from base with snowball He's so bad Care mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, I can come down. Oh he's out, oh he's so out. Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop Do we fight these grubs? I think we should. Pantheon is really strong. As a champion. Good skirmish. I think we should kill them. I Got it As you go on farm, are you fine, Sahin? Well, two kills for Grubbs is worth it for us. fuck fuck I have to use flash though, fucking sucks. I need to be, I'm so rich. Rostezal seriously gonna stop feeding. Oh, whoa, hang on! Signed Kiana the Bi-Fang fan club. i'm so walking on this crazy i wanna fight all the time now Oh no, I missed. I don't have CD's. It's cooped by the way. I think I'm dead! Shit. You know what's so funny there, I had a shutdown before the fight happened. Okay, I had a shutdown because I was really far ahead. Because Sahin died on top and then Pantheon Ash died on bot, enemy team as a whole came back into the game and they got like, um, yeah, they made a comeback, right? So the shutdown disappeared because my team felt like, aren't that ahead anymore. So my shutdown disappeared. If I were to die first, I would have given a shutdown and then my team would have died and then would have been like in a shit spot, right? So me dying last year was very lucky, otherwise they would have gotten a lot more gold. You know? I kinda wanna dive top. I have Hextrash I can go over the wall with. I'm on the reward. But I can still try I guess. This feels hard. I'm actually just going to say I'm. Lulu! Come here, Lulu! Nice! I'm giving him dragon kill him for that fucking lolo like I'm gonna take this. It's either way. How did that happen? I'm dumbing. I'm dead though, I can see Lulu, I see her. We're losing every skirmish. Me and the Pantheon, we're losing every skirmish together, I don't know. I think we need to start focusing same target. He's kind of going on someone, and then I'm kind of focusing a different target. It's very greedy to do. I need to stop doing that. I'm not going bot side, I sketch as fuck. winnable? Yeah. Uh oh. Hang on! Ah shit Who is Duna Bill, he is full MR He is on AP, step up team I'm scared I don't have an online raid, let's keep killing I'm scared I'm not here. I'm out of here. Nice More fighting, I'm coming I guess. Why are we fighting all the time? I did. I hate Lulu so fucking much like... Should I go rocket belt? I mean, I should, it's the best item for sure. Does Rocket Belt proc'd our Carves, Rat? Yeah, it should. I'll do it then. It can be a nice little execute. Bro, this side is the easiest inting. Take the wave! Get the wave, Sion! Big noob. Big noob this guy. the man if you got the wave of cinema would have actually been good player Bomba! I herald her. I think I'm leaving, by the way. What?! I'm sorry. Oh my god, are these guys still alive? Should I have helped them, maybe? Ah, I'll play it I don't want to fight, like what are we doing? It's just a bunch of inters in the steam man that is luna take any damage at all or? like this guy takes no damage just now now he has three items holy fuck I'm rich as well though. I wasn't paying attention! Oh shit. She's one. go, go, go, go Sion, no, come here I'm gonna drop the anti-air cowards why is this play, oh my god They're gonna get third dragon. i can't really stop it the only objective i've secured this game has been herald and then that one i put here and drove it into a wall I'm just completely up here to play with me. Mooooooockstuff! Mooooooockstuff! Monk? More? More? More? please killer we win this chase Lulu! I'm actually dead. Oh my god! He hit a knockout. Maybe kill her. This Pantheon is actually doing so much work. But then Lulu is also doing work, I don't know. I think support role is open. Last item Shadowflame, void stuff. Shadowflame maybe. They shouldn't buy any MR, their squishy champions, they shouldn't buy it because I'm a solo AP. So I think it's fine, go Shadowflamer. Don't kill me. Hey, get away from here. This is my jungle. They're taking my stuff! holding one for them. Good fight maybe? Bonk Beautiful Triple? Wow! Look at that! Look at that! Roll build on. Anyone needs one shot. He's rockin' while they're barely even using it, bad purchase. Push the waves. Be careful, I give a big bump if I die. Help me, Sion! I have to flash some mrs q Can we kill this guy? Why is he so tanky? And is Lulu as well killed him please? Dead. Lulu, come back! Oh There we go, there we go Nice, ooh Pentakill the pentakill I think he can't Yeah, my good I'm not and they're dead Kill em NGG 1v9 carry, GG Honor the scion What's my LP yet? 999. So I get plus 19 and minus 23, like how is this fair? I'm never climbing with these gains. 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Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! oh she's crying this probably means the world to her very good I got into a game I've been queuing top primary jungle secondary and And I've gotten Jungle in the last three games. It is meant to be. Are you going to cry when you win the LSE? I mean, it's to be expected. I think I'm gonna cry if somehow I lose that, you see. Honestly, if I get solo killed even a single time I'm gonna start crying. This is just not gonna happen. plus 1 CS plus 4 HP already won this game oh shit camsbox spawning soon do bows and clear double W's Double W's blue grump, double W wrapped red, double W red crag. We're double W. Didn't do it on the next one as well. I messed up. This is not going to be double W. I messed it up. Shit. They snuck up behind me, so you're necked on. I think I'm basing. Swiftness boots are Dirk, what's better? Probably Dirk. Now I get level 6 for my next full kill, yeah? That's what will happen in the other game. I'm not getting 6 here, it's a long way. How did I get level 6 loss before? Oh yeah, I had an assist that game. Okay, bonk. Having just fine, decent, it's not the end of the world. I'll take one for one and two flashes burned for one flash is burned. Renekton, you have flash you little rat. Use your commit! How does Renekton have flash and Riven is still alive? I'm wasting ulti. I'm pathing into Krags here, or the grubs. I won't have smite for it. I won't have smite or ulti, maybe it's rough. Maybe secure dragon instead. Why are we giving? Fine. Don't mind giving. Can I gank top here? It's hard to hit the ribbon with ulti. I think you're dead buddy. Damn, bot is doing good. of I'm going to die. I miss farming. I will carry this game. I can dive Riven again. It's a good setup. correct and W is un-dodgeable I'm on ward here I will sweep it I want to look mid no face rush I'm gonna save my Q here so he can't ulti away. Yeah, Ryze you're leaving this one bro. Bro thinks he's faker. does he know? I killed Faker. Bro, name me a faster former than me. Holy moly, two levels on this Malkai. Finishing Rangle Quest, 14 minutes. I can't counter gank here. Sorry Renekton, I wanted to kill. I hope you understand. Where did the Mawkei go? Oh, it's down there. I could look mid but I don't have ult. Unbraged leave is so chill, it's like you full clear and then you clear some wards for some passive income. Get him! Oh my god, I'm in tower range. Oh my god. Welcome back, Ryze! Welcome back to lane, Ryze! And now we took the shut down, beautiful. I go axe him arc honestly this game. I don't think this is the worst. When you reply to my message on Grindr, I don't have a Grindr account, that's not me. 20 vision score, it's pretty good Nice you should try it I've made so many friends get me out no Worth... If you could have sex with a League of Legends champion, which champion would you choose? Sion. He's bladding me here and Renekton's not farming me. I'm legit being non-stop farming this game and they still have more farm than me. He's solo lane laners. So what's it called? Dawn and day or something? Yeah, it's gonna be so good. APjacks OP next season I'm calling it Turn! Like, slowest turn ever! my bad team i miss my ulti care and halide has been slain I forgot adekon is boning is he gone? did I throw the game here by being topside? yeah I think I did my bad Maybe we'll have to make him cook then. Oh my god, he almost killed it. Get the mouth, guy! I'm a lumberjack, cheers. Naturally countered. You have much health I have for my W passive 1400 bonus self cause I'm farming so much. You get more W health stacks in the jungle than you were to get normally in laning phase. I'm dead My bad At least I get the Malkai for it Oh This game won't eclipse into sterak's build that my the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life And I've seen Shad's mom I didn't feel good farming anymore, like I missed perma farming, and now I'm full build And I want to use the farm and fight. Oh well. Can I move? I think that might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life by the way. I'm CC'd forever. I should go back to farming. what? wait, hold on, where's that Ryze, there's a Ryze, fuck that minion in particular, I said if he's dead fuck gonna mess them This place old team I've been such a good boy securing us for free dragons. I'm gonna need your help on the fourth one I shouldn't farm more. Is he crab here? It is not. Well, if you're not here, we're giving, because you're gonna have mochis atlings. You understand this, right? Like if they get control it's gonna be impossible. the rights maybe. Alright, two for two. two for free nice i have pretty good damage per health uh... this fight so i did good happy holidays horse baby less than three how did you come up with your name? Riven. When I came up with my name, I was playing World of Warcraft, didn't really feel like any of my names gave any aura, my names that I had on my characters, they didn't give any like, presence. So when I came to League, I was like, I want a name, where it's like, when I load into a game, people are like, damn. That's the, hmm, you know. Then I thought of like, oh, I'm gonna beat the Bowser Fess. Where is the thrill of carnage? I can ult in, but it's sketchy, I think we should just play with range. I can't go in, I'm gonna get CC'd to death. There are all net. why did i smite? i'm alive! bro why did i smite? lucian! oh my god my bad i'm sorry I'm new to jungles. Fuck, they got it. I should probably recall. Is this greedy what I'm doing? We're genius. Oh, he's gone. One camp and I'm B. I need it for item. Maybe I should have proxied the wave there so we don't have a push. I'm just going for the wave, care. No fighting. We don't have our OP Vladimir, no fighting. I will take wave. Proxy the wave. Enemy has no job. I can even look for a gank here. Got a flank going on. Nice. Die! I'm going to find my red buff and then we just fight it. guys guys Time to give. Shebel were screwed. Walls can you unban me? I know what I said was wrong and I won't do it again. In my defense, I was just spamming the same thing as everyone else in the chat. Noxus suffers no cowards. If you were spamming what everybody else was spamming, then why isn't everyone banned then? There's no way everyone was spamming, it gives them everybody what they banned. i think it's time to sell umbral glaive for collector they're gonna have five men elder g g but we have lux wave clear What if he gets wave clear until Baron spawns? BOOM! Kicked in the face! Huge pick. Honestly elder is the most useless objective in the game. I stand by it. I will rather have one grub than an elder. I'm dead. Get me out! Get me out! Riven! No flash. Ribbon! No flash! Walk in the wall! I'm on vision here. Doesn't look like it. I am there. There's a sapling in there. Maybe she's let Vladimir push you now. Let him cook. Let him cook. I really need to fight here. I hit. I missed. It's chilled, chilled, chilled, chilled! hang on come on renekton please oh oh what's happening 9000 damage pretty good damage per health that's two damage per health right there oh there like there's no way you need need to farm still Vladimir. You have 400 CS and this guy is still farming. I want the INFINITE DEVGE, what am I replacing? Boats? Axiom Arc? Or replace Axiom Arc for now? Mulderilder is out. I'm Geeky-ass strong by the way. I'm going. No! Got the Lucian. Oh my god, I lost Baron and it's one for one. How did we let them live this vice ult man? Just ulted him out. What mark I showed here, kill him. Please kill this guy right now. They're in our jungle, how can they be in our jungle and we're not defending it? How is this even possible? I wonder how valuable bloodmail will be here. 105 AD That's pretty good 105 AD go goes more if I get lower Is blood mill the angle Elder spawning in 10 Recton is top with ignite. Just go and sand it. I'm dead. We lost. She just body blocks it. I can't believe we lost this game. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Crazy stuff. Honestly, so up-gap. These disgusting players are getting top lane over me, can I just get top lane one time so I can carry? Unbend donation, let's see what he wrote that everybody wrote. Love you balls. His message was Annie, no question. then you go band I wonder why all right i'm toppling now rock and roll look at their comp apm alpha looking crazy good into Trinda, low key APMF I know. It's gotta be an APMF game. Baschett, does it work or is it just troll? Do you have to play tank or does APMF actually work? It works, ok I'm going face rush. I need ultimate hunter, right? It's like so, so important. Go something like this, should be fine. Honestly, you guys wanna know an opinion, a classic boss opinion that Bronze Twitch that is gonna disagree with? I think, I think APMalphite, the problem with APMalphite the people go um they go malignance and malignance is a fake item malignance is the worst item in the game so I think if you go AP map but without buying this dog shit you're actually OP because you're throwing away all your goba buying this item you ultimate haste yeah I don't think it matters like item is useless I'm going like storm surge into shadow it's halo blades jindalmer it's all pm I'm gonna get kill level 2 guaranteed It's Kesha Jungle. It's my jungler Kesha. GG. He's actually high on the other one. I'm starting E, praying I get the first three melees and I don't die for it. Okay, you guys say hello Blitz. trade. Oh nice, my bad. I don't know why I'm even walking up and I'm getting I hate this game. HELLO BLADE! Triple auto! Unlucky! Trinna with halo of blaze might be the most OP lane bully in the game. It's unbeatable. I'm proxying now. I fucking misclicked. Oh, I feel my dough. I should have just procced. Now he's gonna out sustain me. Oh, could I get some help? Ah, jungle diff. We tend to be a jungle differner of cash on the team. He's gonna hit level 6 before me, am I dead? Don't crit! Nooo! Unlucky! He still has flash after all of this! Unlucky! I'm so close! I'm going to play turbo aggressive and enemy has been slain and ally has been slain. as fast as I can Was his ulti cool that shot? When he's gonna have it again? Good gap. Come on my way. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, bitch, sit down. Go, bled, ride, go ride, go ride. He's gonna E, man, I can't. Am I chasing this? He's gonna E man, I can't. Am I chasing this? I've cleared two boots. I'm not catching him. Fuck. Oh, wave is cooked. Why am I doing this? He's proxying. Kill him. Nice. I'm gonna ult. Can you come alphide where? the fault is all over the boat what the fuck I can gank mid, though. Hello! Eek! Kishak! Yes! I'm going back to lane now with no ult. It's a little bit sketchy. Jesus proxying those, I don't know if they interact. Why am I so far behind in levels of the Strinamar, he's always one level up. An ally has been slain. An ally has been slain. Watch, Crystal! I kinda want me one of them, cause he has MMR. MR is like the biggest counter AP Malphite GG. G fucking G. Look at this build. Negatron cloaked in the mirror. Like how cringe are you? Ewww Blink, there's even a shield in the map, players. Field tank, he says. I'm also getting level 11 on Mopi. An enemy is unstoppable. I'm gonna go to the IP I'm gonna go for the first one. I should have good as AP not by scaling to late game. Pretty good now. Bitch, sit the fuck down Trindamer, you trash. He's gonna keep pushing, enemies on dragon, enemies. Biii Seein' how it looks dead to me Clapped. Now hang on, I'm kinda, I'm kinda scaling. I'm kinda fucking right now. I need to use my ulti on K and Orgyn though, they're the carries. bounce this. Look he's kinda low cooldown though. 70 seconds cooldown. It's playable. this guy is full of mario should kill him there's nothing happening here let's move in the middle Yes Guys We're gonna go at the con. I'm dead though, why am I face shaking, I mean it's just gone. I get a 5 mana ult then we win the game, that's the wincon. Stop ffing, stop being so negative. Jace just hold the Trinda. If you hold Trinda, we win fight. builds twin shadows to face check for you. What the fuck is happening? What is my brand doing? Got him! Sylvra stuck in the pit. Ah, we lost. I didn't do a lot. I killed Cain. Honestly, I did my job. Best case scenario we still can't win, you Suicide Head to Kane, forcing me to one manult him. How is this best case scenario? Cringe, control mage, control mage best class in the game. It is Christmas, let's stay positive. She's out. Don't worry guys, I got it. Watch and learn. CREEMSHIANA! I don't know what I'm doing here give baron Honestly I think we can win this game don't give up Oh fuck they're coming I'm dead dead maybe i can catch the wave in time no she burned it That's why we're dying to the Chinda, you guys are in the thing. I'm dead Yeah, we lost I had the most damage you guys are criminals how do you get out dash by AP Malfight who's inting Come on we won Lule Cash on Yasuo. Gonna carve my eyes out. what the runes go the fleet page fleet recommended Yeah, Tony gifted some, see if I can use the cashier or so. I can't hold it just as soon as I'm shot. so wind wall you already know he lost I'm trying to level up Nah GG I forgot to eat so I haven't eaten in the whole day, very hungry. I'm probably making some either some pasta bolognese or I'm making steak and fries. Alright chat, thank you for watching, have a good rest of the night, take care everybody.