Um, yo, hello?
Yo, uh, hello?
Um, yo, hello?
Yo, uh, hello?
Hello guys, hello guys, welcome to the stream. Hope everybody having a good day so far.
Good evening.
Good fucking morning, Beds, for seeing good fucking morning, ladies, force and drill.
Oh, I'm out of the middle, and I can do what I always wanted to try out, go by
Let's lock that shit in, let's go.
i'm gonna go red red
i really endless hunter as well
pause why did faker and doran conspire to get you took out of pro leagues
seems like non-goat behavior to be scared of their only competition
not going here
Let's go to standard I guess.
Two seconds red, Birby.
All right.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right, pookie 99 subscribe to Kesha the other day
Is that so?
Where can you find a loyal shit these days man?
Shad, I'm trying this new thing, it's really good.
The best boots in the game are the upgraded Swiftness boots.
You go via, because Viha has a self slow, and Swiftness boots upgrade, they reduce
the slows by so much that when I'm gonna queue with the boots
I'm barely gonna get slowed at all
you're gonna have to use it, it's really OP
why is this guy giving me thumbs down?
Yo chat, who's excited for Moor Monday, by the way?
I've been waiting all week.
How do you reset the mid lane?
Do I even reset?
I can run up behind him here.
He has no mana.
He has no mana, what did this guy do with his wave state?
He cooked his entire mana pool and he ruined his wave.
I guess he's basing TPing
Bro, relax
Relax, shield the fuck out, what the hell, what?
Boop, boop, boop
Ah, execute, execute, execute
Delta X no flash
Cleanly executed
You can say I executed that execute perfectly
If you get along, get it taught.
Oh, he fucked up.
nice let's go Nami let's go wow even a bubble good girl what
Give me the plate, wharf.
I didn't subscribe, he just gave me one, fake news.
something for us will you viewer comes to my viewer comes to me and says
your boss pookie 99 subscribe to cash out pookie 99 tells me she didn't
subscribe and she got a gift it to her
who are we trusting
This guy is one shot man, I'm diving you.
Any last words?
Name your first two kids, Sion, Simon.
And the next one, Sion.
Boom, baby.
Gimme that shit.
When I put my lips on you, this song goes hard.
that if you ever have like a date with a girl
it's put on when I put my lips on you by maroon 5
When do I get the crust on the tower again?
I haven't hit it in like 5 minutes.
Is it dead?
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Prime Mike Tyson over here man.
Nah, Jake Paul better, I mean they did, they did box didn't they? Jake Paul vs MagTyson?
We're all wrong.
They'll never know what hit him.
An ally has been slain.
I'm gonna burn his W here.
And now, when the wave crashes, he's dead, cause he has no W.
Fuck it, sending it.
Alternative one for one, I don't mind that.
The problem with playing mid lane is that there's always a jungler around who can
kill you if you dive.
Prime Mike Tyson would let him dead on that ring, whoo, Jake Paul?
Bro, do you actually think Prime Mike Tyson would beat Jake Paul in a fight?
delusional you're out of your fucking mind
have you seen Jake Paul box
I have quest I should get my upgrade swiftness boots
I'm coming bot
15 months with my imposter, the messy of Lee, master reigns later and most importantly the father of my children.
Bonk and bonk.
Bro, mid lane is so easy man, what is this roll?
I need the base.
I could send the dive on Sigs and take a one for one.
Then I get the insane reset purchase.
Oop
Yes sir, my wife hauled pass, only you balls
Every roll is easy compared to top lane.
You're not wrong!
Bro, I need to stop going in every chance I get.
I'm not respecting enemy jungler.
I'm waiting almost.
Look at this Swift March boots.
Reduce effectiveness of slow by 40%.
So the idea is that you go Swiftness boost Y and then your Q slows yourself but it barely
slows yourself.
So you get like a normal movement speed queues.
Like look how fast I am on this with home guards.
But it's very strong.
So what you do now is you run up to people with your queue charging.
So I'm gonna show it here.
Unfortunate
Okay, please increase the music volume is very low we can't hear much. Oh sure. I got you man
they'll never know what hit them
I'm going to kill this fucking guy.
I've had enough
Running bot luggers
I can't kill them, they probably have everything, Lulu ult and everything, they're not going
there.
I had to win the blues in this game
I don't think I should have ulted
I could probably have ulted
oh fuck these cal six man
that's a three kill on top i guess i'm running there
Joke-off!
What?
Oh, guess he's gonna be here!
Oh guess who's gonna be here?
I can't, I can't.
I guess I should be, I don't know.
Happy two months, Hansen.
This hero is so bad, no?
Where is he going?
Is he rich?
Damn, okay.
I should do really good into Shogath.
Just one shot him.
Boom.
Don't come, Kha'zix, please.
Nice he recalled.
First time I get a kill and I can actually catch a wave as well.
Sweet.
He might run straight here though, so
We better leave cannon
Oh my god, I knew I should have left the cannon
I want to have you on the opening of my restaurant.
bro sitting down in restaurant is so like that's like so 99 this man bro who
actually sits down at the restaurant and eats like before real
Order home and sit at home and watch Netflix clears every day of the week.
There's no ever since ever since it became meta to eat but eat by your PC and eat by
your TV ever since that became the meta.
There's no reason to eat at the table anymore.
You know what I'm saying?
I can completely learn on this side of map, I'm just gonna get killed I feel like.
Like here I just messed up by the way. I'm not even on dragon.
Yeah, good luck on dragon guys.
An enemy has to be slain.
This is sick, it's not gonna keep it to dragon, I don't get it.
I'm doing this, my way.
We lost, we are down 3 dragons now, not great.
It's kind of my fault on this dragon.
I really don't know what to do here.
I
nice let's go I don't even know how we won that nice oh my god don't do the
fucking don't do the Baron
I'm a baron hater in 2026, useless objective.
I'm not even going to get her name.
I should get lost this bro, I don't say
I'm gonna save the day.
Or, wreck it.
Oh.
Ooooooh!
That's all for me, thank you!
MAN!
This guy is so annoying, he's crazy by the way.
Is this the guy who solo-blurred and did the bust special to Faker and T1?
The best special.
Don't lose his ult please.
Okay nice.
I'm on my way.
Let's kill them.
That vision, that crab is going to spot me.
I'm vision here
This guy always you're always on me man get this fucking guy
Let's go!
I should be DG?
I feel us versus the world
Thank for me
nice damage of course acne face swing player
Oh
He's gonna say that
I'm gonna go to the high locant
So, boys, boys, how are we doing?
I'm sorry I haven't streamed for a while.
My apologies.
But I am back now.
What did I miss?
You look like the US carriers, you take them all on your back.
Let's go.
New DEV update, okay.
Colon zero.
World War 3?
I heard about World War 3, I went on Twitter and Dante's posted about it.
Let me get the post up.
This is how I got informed about it, this is how I learned about it, by this post,
It is uncooked. My new source is Dante's.
It is uncooked.
It's been so long since you streamed. You better get your act together, Mr. Streamer.
Yeah, fuck my mic. Hello?
My mic is low, no? Hello?
Hello?
Now it's a little bit better, I think.
it's still low is it yeah it is why
we have all let me update a little bit
Hello, hello, that's not better, right?
i have to get my pirate software voice activation on
did you see the LEC finals? man, oh man!
face emoji Lux on deluxe one exciting lec finals it was I was jumping up on my
toes man it was so exciting and bro thank god G2 one man holy I'm just
happy KC lost. I know I know personally if LR played in the finals we would lose.
That's what I'm gonna say. Go me crazy but put LR in that finals we would not lose.
all this in strategy to lose anyways haha how suck it Korean corp fans
Did Pookin leave you? She subscribed to another streamer.
You see, Siobhan is new kit, I am not seen in a dirty reworking here.
Can you share what secret picks you were cooking now that it's over?
In Alarimind?
Bro, I wasn't cooking shit, I'm gonna be honest.
I was giga cooking in scrims.
It just got burned every time, you know.
I would always tell the coaches, yo, coach, lock it in, and then we were just loose.
And then what we realized, and this was a little bit late into the split, is if we just
pick me a champion I actually know how to play like Gragas, we probably will win the game.
But we realized that too late.
But I guess the biggest one was APJax, my APJax was fucking insane, but I would win
every game on it.
I never got to play it on an actual game.
What else did I cook?
I played like 100 games of renektans in the span of...
Yeah, I played like 100 solo queue renektan games. It's on this account.
First I played on my other Riot account and that got disabled, no, yeah, but then I, so
I have like 50 games on that account and then I kept playing a little bit on this account.
Didn't get that many renecting games.
24 games.
So I played like 100 renekton games to prep and then I got to play it, yeah I played also
spinning rumble on my old account with like, I got disabled, got like 100 games of rumble.
My Poppy was fucking freaky by the way, my Poppy is still freaky.
Yeah, other than that I didn't really cook a lot. I played like 100 games on Ibessa until I realized this guy.
Like, bro. So many regrets. I have so many regrets.
When I knew I was going LEC, which was like October or something,
because we got to know it a little bit before everybody else obviously.
When I knew that I started just playing Rumble, I started playing Abessa, I started playing
like all of these champions to try and learn them and then it just didn't work.
It wasn't for me you know.
I have so many games on Rumble and I have so many games on Abessa and if I didn't
play any games of them at all
i would just be in the goat
cause i would actually
play my main champions
and i would get way more practice done
cause i wasted so much time
practicing useless shit
sahinia also draven
they're setting up the ramps
i can't
it's a yellow can't reach out
i love to run the spot
oh shit of course it's Sahin jungle I'm so stupid I'm getting farmed this game
I'm gonna die 400 times
I have to go to orange shield and then smash up.
Or do I?
Is this too greedy? Am I getting farmed if I do this?
It's not too greedy. You just have to play well.
full girl team vs full boy team
yeah
sometimes you just gotta do it yourself
man vs woman who is better
This game will go down. I represent all the women in the world. I won't let you
down. I'm playing versus Rumble. I'm sorry, ladies.
Happy Maroon Monday.
I cannot farm a lot here, if I step up one time when it's bad then I just get smoked.
Somehow contest him, but I literally can't. I'm keeping back telling where I'm just dying again
Because I didn't do any damage to him
260 damage on this fucking Q ability, man.
260!
Unreal.
Unreal damage on the champion IronGate.
Oh boy!
Am I going to die if I die?
I don't even know how my dana even ganks this.
Is there a base here?
Push, push, push.
Honestly, if I run here, maybe this will work well.
No, it does not work well. I am dead.
That's the way I crash.
Over there, over there.
I did stuff and resolve appreciate it
I eat him into my second part of Q.
ooooh
it's pretty good
I don't even want to go back top
can I like
fuck if there was a plant here
maybe even without the plant I can still proxy
but this guy expects it so he's just gonna stop me from doing it
so lucky
We flashed it
You watch the finals, yeah, I did it was pretty hype the greatest intellectual of all time
messy
broken played played like
Dustin Don Chen and played Yasuo, bro. He's playing everything. It was kind of it was kind of fun to watch actually
I usually don't like
Pro play that much
I can't
that
out
Don't flash you get him
I am the jungler.
Okay, tell if he has the rest or not. He has it right because he has like
angel buff on his self-bar
I mean, as long as I can not lane versus Rumble, I'm happy
like he's two levels ahead of me and he hasn't even finished his quest like he's
two levels ahead of me and he's 300 ahead in quest so there's gonna be a point in
this game where he has a free level lead on me free level leader I guess it's
completely cooked
A lot of ways Rumble uses his ulti is to ulti like a cannon wave, so he can push it and
get a free reset.
You can do the same idea on Poppy, like you can use your, you can cycle your ulti on
the cannon wave and get a reset for yourself.
He's in here by the way.
I'm gonna hit by two, east, that means I die.
Or do I?
I'll get you next time buddy.
This key by the way, this is key if you're ever playing poppy top lane.
Dragons are so important because poppy is one of the strongest champions in the game
to rock up to a dragon fight and where you need the dragon, you know what I'm saying.
so much more value if we're on free dragons than if we're on zero dragons
Pierce this guy some punch the stars
Hell you're wrong. Well, this is oh
I don't think I'm gonna stop him by the way. I could have either him
Sorry guys. I got playdings. I got big playdings there. Big comeback.
Unlucky, I thought I would hit both of them with the ult, they like...
the
That's a giv'l, I will not
No revive for dragon, I have TP for dragon, rumble no TP for dragon.
It's always nice when you have something you can play for.
Right now Rumble was bot, business messing up his macro.
He can't be bot right now.
He's mid though.
I think Rumble really messed up here.
Come help, come help, come help, come help, come help!
Oh ho ho ho!
I can look.
I'm so fed, damn.
Baby, win the bomb.
Oh
I'm alive
All right
My team is doing ridiculously well by the way, hold on, hold on.
Every single laner is winning, like they're gapping in every single roll, this game.
it's crazy
i win this
I'm dead
Nice team
let's go
You can win this guys, you can win this fight.
Nice!
Oh my god.
It's not even the same there.
Oh
Holy moly
Okay, it's like cowardice any advice become their boss
help you are doing well. Can you try Graves top please? It's OP.
Can you try Graves top please? It's OP. Maybe if I'm on my other account, yeah.
things are too important to give up on
there's a drag on
Where is this guy going?
I don't know what this is for, I don't think I'll get that guy.
the LP games are fixed or not. Can I work as your mod? I'm lonely and I hate making money
FRFR. Can I work as your mod? I'm lonely and I hate making money. Oh, being a boss
I'm just wondering what is perfect for you
Looks like team woman won this game
Can't spell W, bravo, man.
female mana, ranged, vex
jinx
so you must be a support then
from bandel city or shadow aisles
Band of city any Yordle supports out there?
What were you mean?
Ah!
Bro, Band of city seems like such a chill place, it's just a bunch of Yordles and
one cat
if I eat you will I learn how to die?
this feels like
someone tells Sion this
like shogeth to sion
shen top
Never mind classic Shenflex, non-plimbruskasante, FF.
If I eat you will I learn how to die?
We have no damage, we picked Ezreal ADC
And so much AP and they have 2 tanks, 3 tanks even
This is gonna be a hard draft to play
all the wizard the blank
This returns for the Bulldog Esports.
Holy shit, this ambassador is 1v9, why does she have 22,000 damage?
She did the same damage as her entire team combined.
The fuck?
I don't know, 3, 3, 3.
three one seven three seven seven oh it's more than that no less than that six
seven three six seven
Lost for tons in total 8 devs, the boss of us 6 devs, classic.
I think I can't know on Twitch but I can know on YouTube.
night stream in a
Quasante Gragas this match up is unplayable. Let me tell you
It's RQ though, so that's good for me.
Is there any way to play a Volibear on these one? At the bosses.
Find me and solve a key on flame man.
You can procs if you want.
I'm going to lose this one don't I?
He's going to reset after that wave.
How much money do you get for a wave shot?
Does anyone know?
I missed a full wave of minions, I'm never going to get those chapter here.
I could do, because it's Cassanti I don't think this guy can really really stick to kill me that easily.
I can probably stay, I can do some shenanigans on next wave.
I don't actually care about clearing the wave, I just need it to get through the...
Yeah! I'll be honest here, I am beefed here!
I'm dead.
This is worth it!
wave stayed good I get a lost chapter there I wanted the big question is do I need to
I'm dead. What have I done to my health bar?
I have not seen the new devatid yet I've probably checked after the game or something
I might just be dead there right now, that is not a bizon playable, FF.
Let's get this party started!
That's what it's loosing it.
I need to try and gank mid lane, this guy is struggling.
I thought I was going to gank mid lane but instead I ganked mid lane
It's so cooked.
I'm sealing him.
Like this 700 damage is like 3 combos by the way.
3 combos to do 700, it's just so unplayable.
Like this pick Shen pick, he might be 0-3 but he actually carried the game.
He just first picks Shen.
You don't know if he's going top lane, you don't know if he's going jungle.
So we have to pick jungle and top to try and counter the Shen, and then he goes support,
and it's like they get counterpicking in every fucking roll with this dogshift.
These flex picks are so p.m.
Every game with this shit.
From now on I'm only taking last picked top lane, no matter what.
Even if I see, no matter what I see, I'm always gonna take last picked top lane.
because of these flags
oh my god and this guy always man like I can't play the game
can't do shit
You can't go over walls.
my dash is better than your dash
bye bye
That's what he aiming at.
I need to want this guy after the come what we want this
I guess I'm TPing mid here.
Just like Paul Zefano-Refonio.
Bomb up!
What does the build look like in this game shot?
I mean it's going Bruiser with Murthred so I'm going Damage with Sworgurus.
Go AD, Gragas.
Is that the best build?
I don't have ff team what's wrong with you
I'm coming team I'm coming I have no mana or plant big send it I'm a little bit ahead
of the Kazan there could maybe make a play here
Okay, playing as a ruler.
Oh, guys!
I guess we can't. They're stronger than us.
Maybe if I kill Ynara there I get her with the flash.
Did she react to that or was she war-dead I wonder?
If she actually reacted to that she's a goat.
An ally has been slain
We're gonna have to kill Kassan, he has bloodletters, we can try
Oh my god
If he pushes him over the wall, he might just kill him and get away with it as well.
That was too close, man.
Teeth has destroyed a friend.
Shotgun.
Enemy double kill.
Enemy triple kill.
Killing the scourge.
We're trying to take the wave in his face, it won't be easy.
He has no R, right? So...
I live this.
Get to here!
They took flanks from there, I flanked from here, way from top, might be able to kill them.
No way I didn't hit any human in our own, like I was just impossible by the way
That is so crazy
one in nine, yes sir
guys I'm gonna be honest I need a fucking reset before this dragon
Shad, is it cooked, to be honest?
I
Jump dead
That was a nice try.
1v1 Ezreal. He will never join chat. What was his name?
This guy
Yeah, I don't know his invite is not going through probably has me blocked. Let's be honest. That's why he never answered me, by the way
That's why I never answered me in the game because he probably has me blocked
Can I see my messages?
You
Subscribe I'll double your bank account if you're subscribed I will double your bank account
I don't even have YouTube anymore. Oh, if you're subscribed to my channel, I'll double your bank account. Oh my friends watch you
But not you?
Can I see if you're subscribed to our channel?
Yeah, I'm YouTube.
She is subscribed.
All right, open up your bank account.
Whatever number it says, we will double.
I really hope you don't have $1 million in there.
I'm $29.82.
You know what?
Actually, you meant to say $1029.82.
Oh my gosh, are you serious?
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She broke.
Where's the dev update job sitting here with a 101
fever but still here for messy?
Goat.
Rancivana and more dev updates.
Hey everyone, I'm Paul, aka Paubro.
And I'm Andre, also known as Madele.
Today is February 9th, and we're back for the second dev update of 2026.
To kick things off, we wanted to talk a little about how some of the gameplay
changes from January have landed.
Game pacing has been a frequent topic, we've seen, but it has some pretty polarized
opinions.
By design, there is a bit less downtime in the game.
Overall game durations though, are about the same as last year, during part to some reductions in how much early leads can be snowballed.
Fairlights have been doing a good job of setting up safer side lanes for effective split pushing, which has improved top lane agency, but we're still not sure about other aspects of-
No, no, no, Fey-Lite have not, no.
Fey-Lite made split pushing unskilled, stupid and bad
for the game.
Don't say anything positive about Fey-Lite.
Fey-Lite ruined the fucking game.
Why is this guy talking positive about Fey-Lites?
No one likes this.
Like, how much it lights up the jungle.
So, we made some initial adjustments in 26.3.
That said, it has given us some tuning levers
to enable balance of split pushing versus objectives
at various points in the game.
So we're going to be keeping an eye on them moving forward.
And as for raw quests, we've seen a clear consensus
that they add some depth and additional fantasy to each role.
Additionally, we've seen more satisfaction in roles
that historically have kind of struggled
at turning winning lanes into winning games,
like ADC and Top in particular.
Moving forwards, we're gonna be keeping an eye
on those roles as we're seeing quite a bit
of later game power coming from them right now.
We've also been keeping an eye on the items
that made it come back at the start of the season.
We're seeing a high adoption rate from the champions who historically built these items, like Gunblade on Akali or Stormraiser on Aphelios and Jhin.
We're happy to see them hit the mark so far with their core players.
If there are any items you'd like to see return, please let us know. We might bring a couple more back.
Oh my god, oh my god, I got just the item. I have just the item.
Okay. Moving on to ranks, we wanted to talk about some of the under the hood shirts we've been wearing this year.
Everybody call for the call.
and iron around 14% of players globally, consisting of mostly seasoned veterans, and we want iron
to be a place for truly new players rather than a home for people long term. So we chose
to adjust the MMR to rank correlation to get more experienced players out of iron and to
iron a true home for new players. Now even that adjustment might still not be enough to
really distinguish between different skill levels, and we might someday even need an entirely
new rank below Iron. We also identified actually similar issues towards the top of the ladder.
The skill differential between a player in Diamond 4 and Diamond 1 was roughly the equivalent
of the difference between say Bronze 4 and High Silver. We don't want too large a difference
in how people understand the game between the top and bottom of each rank, so we concluded
that we needed to spread that playbase over a wider range of ranks. That meant widening
the MMR range for Master, which makes the LP requirement for Grandmaster and Challenger
higher. Even though there's the same number of players in each of those tier. Now this also means
that players who are historically toying the line of Diamond 1 and Master have likely been moving
to Master this season. A potential follow-up is that we might now also need additional tiers
or divisions at the Apex tiers, given just how substantial the difference between a 0 LP
Masters player and a 900 LP Masters player is. We see these- Yeah, shout out, this is even
make any sense like surely we just add another rank you know like how can okay
so if I'm silver think about this for a second let's say I'm silver yeah and I'm
silver silver one I would need to get 100 LP to reach gold for 200 LP gold
300 LP Gold 2 400 LP Gold 1 500 LP Platinum then Platinum 4 3 2 1 that's what 900 LP
and then I would reach Emerald after 1000 LP so you're telling me I could go from Silver
1 to emerald 4 and I would change rank 3 different times and then you can also get the same amount
of LP from 0 LP master to 1000 LP master and you wouldn't change rank once.
You have to add another rank to the game.
I have friends who I'm like yo get on the league grind start queuing up solo queue
and they're literally they're literally saying there's no point I'm 0 LP master
The next rank is in 400 wins.
There's no point for people to queue up that are 0 LP Master.
Why would they queue up? They cannot reach another rank unless they play
500 games. Like, it makes no sense to see...
You cannot have... You gotta add a new rank to the game.
You cannot have a rank
that has 0 LP players and 1000 LP players.
That's too much LP.
Right?
Like it's super demotivating for a low musta player to even queue up.
That's why everybody talks about low musta players, because they're terrible human beings,
but it's not their fault that they're terrible human beings.
They're queuing up for nothing.
They have no purpose in life.
They're queuing up with no chance of ever ranking up a rank.
Because the next rank is in literally 1000 LP, where the next rank normally is 100 LP.
Have you seen the problem here?
Like I think the difference between Grandmaster and Shadenshi is like 200 LP.
Like the master journey is just so terrible for the game.
Up Udo.
I mean maybe.
Maybe I should have picked this game. I was just rumbling.
early game this matchup unplayable is one of the roughest of all time but I still like
to play the match up because once I get a few levels once I get into the mid game
all of a sudden game is super free it's just getting there that is hard
fine here he might even die
oh wow I so
Honestly, you always struggle vs Rumble, you gotta get coached to play vs him or something.
You guys wanna know the story?
The worst crash that I had in Lost for Tones was...
Bro, I got so angry. I didn't show it that well, but I got so angry. I literally got so pissed off.
We were struggling vs Rumble, right? That's why we banned it every game.
And then I went, I think I spent two hours playing Rumble 1v1 versus like Hilo player.
And I would just play, I would spend two hours of my evening playing Rumble 1v1 alone.
And I would just play every matchup over and over again.
Probably played it a hundred times minimum.
And then I wake up the next morning and then what do we say in the meeting?
Guys, let's just ban rumble. We're not playing versus this
Bro, I lost my mind. I just spent two I just spent I just played 100 games of one one versus rumble
And now we're banning it you gotta be killing me
I got so angry I
Got so angry
Two hours is nothing. Two hours of doing the same thing over and over again. That's a lot.
Especially when you have matched the day after.
Like that is what pisses me off, is that we have matched the day right after that.
I tried doing it for 8 hours, it's called a job, but it's not the same, oh my god.
Shad, if I is not the same, it's not the same.
Let's say you're playing football.
You have a soccer match in the next morning.
You have a soccer match about what you're going to play.
And you practice corners for two hours straight.
You do the corners, and you shoot the ball, and then you shoot the ball, and you shoot the ball, and if you do that for two hours and you spam repeat it, you get like 500, now you get more, you get like, yeah, you get 500 shoots, yeah?
And then the morning after, your team says, nah, you're not taking the corner, you know?
Like I was so red the player was rumbling, it was crazy, champion is weak.
to one the war who's the one who is the more less than three so the bono
No wonder you struggle to stream every day for more than four hours
This is like this is just crazy. What do you're saying like this is not even true by the way
this is not even true like I don't know why you're saying this
Bows would not survive a real job, bro.
I know I wouldn't.
That's why I became the best pro player in the world.
No, no, no, oh baby, baby.
I'm alive!
Stop! No!
Oh...
That is not bad.
Still worth.
Is that why you're already retired?
I'm not retired.
I'm just, I'm just on a break. My comeback will be legendary
I'm looking
Oh
So Lobo lo very nice
For this case feeding zero four is crazy by the way
Bruh, you went 0-10 last game.
sure I went 1 and 10 actually.
He's still also on my Mertreds.
I'll have to kill him once more.
He has flash though.
I wonder who's gonna kill him there, he's gonna be overheated.
Good damage.
The wave!
Still nice, nice.
years from now what will you be doing?
play league
Chad Loki, I've read the Star Family
I want to start a family, but I don't know how to
I think you need a female in your life for that
I'm gonna dive this guy, still no murder treads.
will have to be on a cannon wave. In 10 years you will get your own robot AI,
Powered full-scale wife though, what?
Looking
Knives
Yeah, these AI girls are really legit, or...
Bye bye!
That was close.
I have one, they're legit. Does she like, love you and stuff?
back out of here
I have to wait my home guards here.
It's from black.
How is Rumble holding his tower?
Like I'm doing tricks and fucking outplaying them.
How is Rumble able to hold bot tower on the weak side
when I have to do all of this?
He's 0-6 as well.
Actually, we should just be able to kill this guy.
I feel like I'm dead.
I don't know how many giga weak side and rumble has pushed on the sweet, like I don't understand what is happening here, someone is terribly in there
It's like someone is in there, by the way
Someone is doing something terribly wrong
This is not right
The 06 rumble is pushing on the weak side
I would like not to complain, but this is maroon 5.
Oh, what the fuck are we listening to?
Thank you for telling me.
I'm sorry about that chat.
the
load
get him get him get him get him
I don't want it.
Rough game.
I suppose I'll go top here
This guy's Murkred is really hard for me to beat him.
I can't help, maybe we get mid tower here
I'm not sure.
I want to cook.
Oh shit, I think I'm dead here, boys.
a baron
So what's going wrong this game? I seriously don't understand like someone is inting because
Yeah, something is not right
Me and Talon is doing good work, but it's my Caitlyn inting or like is it the karma someone is just
So disgusting to look at.
I go kill Rumble.
One me, one me, bro.
This game is so gigalos if you don't try it.
He's so OP
let's fight dragon we got this
I'm gonna get perma stopped if he smarty stops me
Okay, take it take it take it to top to top to top go go go
Ah, it's losing, let's be honest.
I live, I live, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Get away from this fucking guy, man, I swear.
Am I alive?
I'm alive.
Okay, nice, we got the dragon.
I'll buy some 5 more minutes of...
Sit the fuck down, Zed! Bro, this Zed, man!
This guy!
Damn daddy!
Why is he saying daddy?
I'm looking.
Not easy to warm up on this guy.
Oh my god damn.
Unironically the 3 and 8 Caitlyn has to carry this.
We have Kate karma and she's free add-ons like she says to carry
They've been on on me the entire game long like I've been so shut down. This is unheard to carry now
down.
It's gonna happen. It's gonna be scoped.
please f of guys please please please F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F f
He's support for support trade now, 1v1.
He's chill, we can get this dragon here.
Enemy's in the thing, now we're going to team war.
This fucking K dude.
They got all the backs off.
We are good.
Oh, he's dead.
Big flank.
Oh, he's dead.
Form your
I can't win like how do I get free super means free super means in one team how is it even
impossible. Bro, I can't win. Can't win.
Sorts of changes to rank distributions as a natural part of League being a long-lived
game. When we first built the rank system in 2010, we saw a much smaller gap in everyone
across all ranks. As players have gotten significantly better at League, we've made adjustment to
the system over the years to better reflect the ever more varied range of skill levels
and we'll want to continue to do that moving forward where we need to.
Overall, the redistribution this year is looking generally healthy so far. We've fixed a few
early issues, including a bug that allowed some people to move through apex ranks
faster than intended. And another issue, where in some cases high-ranked duos, will
being treated a bit too favorably. Coming up next, possibly even live around the time
this video goes out, we have some further improvements to how we reliably match auto-filled
players against other auto-filled players in the same role. Plus some additional improvements.
Yeah, how about this game Riot? Yeah, yeah, let's talk about auto-fills Riot. Explain
Mid Z main versus sup main and then we have ad main versus sup main.
Did they have any outer fields? Nope.
Guess this guy is outer field.
The one outer field versus two outer fields is just done.
to talk about, about Shyvana.
Shyvolna, OK?
Hello, parent and future Shyvana mains.
I'm Ed, the product manager on Shyvana's update.
Good to see you, Ed.
I'm still Pobro.
And we're here to talk to you about Shyvana
and how we approach your update, which is coming next patch.
When we announce a champion update,
it can be both a super exciting moment for mains,
but it can also cause a little apprehension.
Sometimes we've taken bigger swings that didn't really
resonate with those mains.
And when we started on Shyvana,
We really wanted to hit with those of you who love her so throughout the process
We brought a wide variety of her mains out to our office in LA to give us feedback
They scowled across the entire world they found five players of each one of the way
to get speed back on her team play and everything in between.
Juvanna's Q was something that our mains really wanted to preserve.
Before her update, it was one of her main ways to stack fury,
and its double hit is a great way to clear wards quickly.
In her updated design, it will still provide an attack reset,
and it now has to recast a quicken when attacking
so she can still clear wards and apply it on hit effects with ease.
Additionally, it applies AoE damage for healthy clears,
which is another part of her kit that we really wanted to carry over based on feedback.
Another area that we wanted to not only carry over, but improve based on that feedback was
her passive.
During the playtest, we had her passive grant bonus armor and magic resist based off the
number of large minions and monsters, shabana kills, rather than just dragons.
That was something everyone liked, but they wanted to see it applied to more parts
of her kit, so now we also have her W shield and grants more health and dragon
form.
specifics were gameplay though something we heard from a lot of her mains
did I hear shield what is she why is she getting a shield I mean they said the
players would like that chat can I give you an opinion I think she won us
passive
I think they're making it so basically what Giovanna's passive does is you get more armor and emerald for how many dragons you have
and I think Riot is looking to make it so you will get it per minion you farm.
In my opinion, one thing I really like in League of Legends champions, I gotta do my runes.
I should be fine.
One thing that I really like in champions are like unique stuff.
So I think Shyvana having like even though the passive is so weird and like different
and a lot of games is completely useless, I think having Shyvana scale off of how
how many dragons they have as a team in the game.
I think that's a cool thing to have.
If they make it so her passive scales off of minions or monsters or jungle camps taken,
bro it just becomes like any other champion.
She loses her uniqueness in a way.
The game is probably more balanced for the game, but this is what I've been talking
about and I've been preaching this for like two years now.
The chat GBT changes are coming.
This Shyvonne is gonna get chat cheaply, I'm telling you. She's gonna get a free hit passive, she's gonna have a shield, she's probably having a dash, and she's not gonna have her dragon uniqueness anymore.
She's gonna be like every other champion, man.
They did this with Rammus, they did it with many other champions before.
Like Rammus identity got literally killed.
Like entire Rammus identities, very good versus armor champion, or physical damage champions, right?
That entire thing, that entire devia just got killed on the spot. Same is gonna be here.
Shyvana, she scales off of how many dragons you have. No other champion in the game has this type of idea about them.
This is Shyvana unique. They're gonna kill that as well.
There's gonna be 200 champions in the game, and every champion is gonna feel the same.
I think Riot cares more too much about how balanced the champion is rather than like how fun the champion can be
Plays science up here, it's Ilyan.
Ilyan Princess!
Hashtag RAR!
I'm walking in
GG, I'm already gapped.
This is worth.
Surely, surely we get him.
I can even gank mid, this guy's pooing, I can even gank mid, this guy's pooing, I can
I can even gank mid, this guy is pool
What am I doing?
running bot i guess
wave you can do the sillian saiyan combo
bond the minion push the minion into them
I
Flash
He's gonna get a little shot there.
i've grok on my team
at grok
who is the handsomest streamer
in the world
oh my bad
I asked rock what the best artist in the world was he answered Adam Levine
Bro, they're playing like this is unreal, this game playing.
They are just sitting back and as soon as I walk out to try and combo, Alistar combos
me.
I cannot, like, this is the most passive lane I've ever played I think.
you have me with your ulti right?
Nice.
And now we dive.
they actually recalled
we're actually paying a bunch of pussies man, this is crazy
bro, they are sitting under their tower all game long
all the time, only combos defensively and then as soon as they take a little bit of damage they recall
this is crazy, I'm just gonna roam
of
I'll dive this guy right now, I don't care, dive in, he's proxying, Alistar is not here,
We cannot let him back to lane.
Alistar mid still. We should dive. We have Sillian ulti, this force. If Ambassador stay bot then there should be fire.
We don't want anyone to die.
Fortune take her farm.
This game is so lost.
laking potential for your team, nothing.
Like, look at enemy team and look at my team.
It's, uh, we're just playing terrible champions.
What tool have I bring?
Like a meal, last pick, top lane.
Hey, please give me top, I mean top!
Let me top bro!
Last pick top lane, 1 and 5, 2 levels down.
Why am I giving him my role if he's gonna play like this?
I'm going to base, we can make a play on this lane, I'm just going to go wrong.
Try and play with my echo.
At grok, I'm coming.
Oh you go for Mendoved.
Wait I'm cooked.
My ADC and mid laners do laning, go bot!
that was close
Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine. You should check them out. They're on Spotify
I'm lost most of my games today, haven't I?
I'm going to follow our challenger.
for APU there. Honestly, yeah.
We need AP top, it might be AP over there.
Fan artists and other creators is that they really wanted to feel like an epic dragon.
And so we did.
Shyvana's dragon form will actually be a dragon now and when she attacks in dragon form not only were her abilities changed
But she will use her wings. Did they say an artist and other creators is that they really wanted their feel like an epic dragon
And so we did
Shyvana's dragon form will actually be a dragon now and when she attacks in dragon form
Not only were her abilities changed, but she will use her wings and her claws and fangs to fight her enemies
And finally, Shyvana's dragon form and her dragon form ability size now increase with
the rank of her ultimate.
We still watch Shyvana define success whether building as an 80 or AP bruiser.
That said, we know a few of you really love to play magic artillery-made Shyvana, so
we made sure to keep that playstyle intact, just not as our most optimal build path.
We can't wait for all of you to get a chance to play Shyvana once you hit the
Rift and patch 26x. Let's talk about our skins. All of Shyvana's skins will be available,
including her Valkyrie skin, and we're bringing back a special Legate Bundle. If you know
you now. And for all the Shyvana mains out there who gave us feedback, really thank you
for being part of this process with us. Alright, that's it for now. Thank you Ed.
Andra is coming back. Bro, what Shyvana mains are these guys talking about? Who
made Shyvana. I don't think I've ever met a Shyvana man in my life.
I'm so lepy, I need to do well.
Oh
Whoa
This is one of my favorite maroon 5 songs ever.
It's impossible to war-rat.
It's your wobble, your wobble!
Oh, I didn't fucking pout the barrel, I'm so stupid.
Oh, this guy is running at night, pretty chill.
I got my lost raptor, this is very good though.
E try and stop me. Where's the cannon?
Cannon, you have to farm.
Balz, is it true that LR will return in Avengers Doomstay?
Bro, see the buff.
Bro, Shadowvelts is excited for Avengers Doomstay coming this December.
I got stunned, you're kidding.
I'm killing you for that.
oh my god
kill him already wow wow
Don't worry Kennen, I'll freeze the wave for you!
Here you go Kennen!
Junkers who do this are...
I'm just gonna stay.
Kennen R, it's not like he can kill me.
come on Joavo king goat so i like to see
Yeah
You guys know this case, right he used to be a garen OTP I
Don't know if he used to be a stream. Yeah, he for sure was a stream sniper
Go back like one and a half year. Maybe two years ago now time goes so fast
Go back two years from now. I will get this guy in my game all the time old Shadding
On this fucking Garen champion.
I hated him for a very long time, but nowadays he's like kind of the goat.
Again, he would just beat me in the 1v1.
He would like beat me.
I wouldn't stand a chance for him because I would challenge him to a 1v1 after the
game and he would just destroy me.
I don't know.
Oh
Can
I get 150 gold for killing him, so stupid.
I did the bow special in LCS, Yoza Dokla, how you doing?
I did not see that bow special, I'm gonna have to look that up.
You must be swimming in DMs from supermodels, doing the bow special especially on stage.
Should this be winning?
Come on!
This game is so ripe, 9 dark seal stacks.
We're going to worlds this year.
Umm, it's an NA, I don't know.
Let's see
He's just out. Oh
I almost got him
Am I getting ganked? Why is he playing so up? I'm not even getting ganked. This guy is just inter
I need some rock.
Rock.
Sugar.
Yes, please.
Sugar.
please
i don't like singing over maroon five songs because
then i don't get to like hear adam levine singing you know his his way
like if i sing over it
i don't hear his voice
it's bangersong man
i think graves is around by the way
Oh fuck the cannon got one shot.
enemy has been slain
Let's finish this one cleanly.
I can and you just have to run by the way. I don't know why you keep doing this
Hello
nice ooooh
i'm dead
this cannon
Yeah, I bet.
It came in 0-8 at 15 minutes. That's crazy, by the way.
0-8 at 15 minutes. That's unbelievable.
0, 0, 0 second pop, what?
Okay, shifting gears a bit, we wanted to give you an update on Aram Mayhem.
The update we mentioned earlier.
Shut up, I said Aram Mayhem was good game mode.
Change my mind, this game mode is ass.
This game mode is not very good. It's not very fun.
Like, I don't know what it is with it.
Very na-clears.
and we wanted to address the outpouring of love and support for the mode, which has been incredible.
You've all shown us how much you love it by playing, and playing, and playing, and playing, and playing.
I really love what so... Mayhem could run.
We're gonna keep working on Mayhem to add more of the things you've shown us that you love.
Controlled chaos and fun.
And as always, we'll iterate and adjust if something ends up drowning that out,
like a bit of recent augment balance has.
We're gonna be keeping Mayhem on for a while longer.
We don't have a specific end date in mind yet, but we'll be keeping an eye on how long y'all want to keep playing it and how we can support the mode going forward.
We'll also be back to talk more about mayhem plans in a future dev update.
But for now, be sure to check out the recent update and let us know what you think.
And finally, we want to address some common questions.
This might be unpopular opinion, and this happened the same way in arena as well.
Back when arena got released, I mean, I'm assuming you guys all know the arguments by now.
by now. Jewel Gauntlet, yeah, we have the Jewel Gauntlet, we have the Mystic Punch, we had all of
these OG Augments that were like chills, you know, we had Apex Inventor, we had a Fero weapon,
all of these Augments that were there from the start, they were super cool and fun to use.
During, as they have developed Arena and as they have developed Mayhem, they have not
removed the old augments but they have kept adding new ones they have got new
ideas to add new ones so nowadays like back in the days you would get jewel
gauntlet cardous chins you know nowadays you can't even do that anymore
because there's two billion prismatic augments in the game
so hitting jewel gauntlet is like impossible to do because there's so many
augments like they gotta cut down on some of these
augments so we can have the fun ones they got a they got to remove all the boring
augments especially gold augments gold augments are the most boring because
they're all there's they're terrible
like gold augments they just have to cut by half probably because the gold
augments are also boring as well they're all like gain an additional 25 ad
and a little bit of crit. It's like okay, that's so boring.
Like gold augments need to just be cut in half, 100%.
Questions from the internet?
And if they fix augments and they remove all the boring ones,
then RMA would be fine. It wouldn't be so boring.
So you're ready Andre? Always.
When is WASDE coming to ranked?
WASDE will come to ranked when it is ready.
We don't have an exact timeline yet.
We want to make sure we've got a few more features in.
addressed a couple of outstanding balance issues, and then we should be good to go.
Yeah, the WASTI is still not in-ranked.
Bro, no one is going to use WASTI, just put it in-ranked, no one's going to play it in-ranked.
Can you bring Twisted Treeline back?
Not working on this right now, but I'll be real, we'd like to someday.
Fortunately, it's not as easy as just flipping on a switch, as some things need to be
Entirely rebuilt in the league engine nowadays, but it is something we are excited and nostalgic for so maybe
Where is true skill 2 so we kind of may have counted that chickens before they hatched on true skill 2
We're still evaluating whether it's the tree line coming back. Oh
My god, I love twisted tree line. I love I can't wait for it to come back to League of Legends twisted tree line
No one's gonna be playing that. It's gonna be played for two days and then no one is playing that. It's so obvious.
Everybody will figure out the meta in two days and then every game you queue up you're gonna have one tank, probably two tanks and a bruiser in every game.
And it's gonna be the most misterful experience ever.
play versus the best one in the world macro oh boy see what he can do
I will kill you all.
You must breathe.
I will ruin you.
So he can come in for his top camps, oh boy.
Does he have a healthy clear, like does he go low on the clears?
He's probably not even coming up here, let's be honest.
I think he invaded my jungler so he's probably just going in to defend his bot side.
Is there an angle I can do to take these crugs with my passive?
I'm trying to think like, it's not easy, how healthy would I need to be for the, it's
probably better to just take the cannon wave let's be honest.
Let's be for real.
For the old encounters proxy farming, like he's just bought a cool in lane and he's
just been sacking.
Like he just buy items in lane.
This is champion.
What's the point of me doing this?
I get no advantage at all.
I'm gonna push and try and kill Zayin.
no one jungle rolled out, there's no one killing him
fuck with him
didn't fall for it again
This one must have such a chill game, he's just been on this spot the entire game, disfarming
last hitting.
We've lost two platings already, he's an army two platings
But that's whatever, no?
Like who actually cares about these platings?
I have tempo for this
Proxies in the wave!
Haha
Ayy!
GG
I can't even do a good death here, I think I fucked up, I don't like what I did here.
That was kind of good death We lost a full cannon, what is it for
Well, half of it at least, I'm going to tip you for tempo.
You won't believe what I'm gonna do next shot.
Oh, see the wave!
You can actually fuck with me here.
But it's also over the other ulti.
Something that's gonna have red damage.
Sahin took it.
haha
no, not a problem
He has 130 more quest progress, how?
three
only fucks the damage
I'm dead here, fuck me, I trolled.
I'm dead
Yeah, I don't know. I think I fucked up my early game here. I'm already outscaled in
away. We come to a point where he takes zero damage.
We're out.
Excess no powers.
Warwick song.
He's like a boy.
Well he's um, I don't know how much mana his death cost, he probably has one more rotation.
get quests as soon as possible and make it to dragon but this game is fucking cooked
this game is cooked in so many ways
I don't know how it didn't get knocked out there, it's gonna get us all in.
Muir the cannon!
You noticed?
I'm fucking up!
has been slain
How about some handling?
Not really, I don't know how to kill.
My life has been saved.
I'm doing good, thank you.
I'll pull you apart.
I knew he had flashed the way he was playing, but it's something I gotta do.
I can't give push, I can't just recall there, I lose so much tempo then, so I rather just
lose tempo and at least get his flash.
Is this game winnable after the shutdowns?
This is gonna be really hard
It's a good game to watch replay though. I want to see how much gold I'm giving
at me
I'm basing fuck this shit
Move and spring no pain.
When I die, an ally has been slain.
We will be the same as before.
Graves is dead for Dragan, got a pick though, oh I'm standing on top of it.
This one is level 16 by the way, it is some game over, FF, FF, please.
So he died, that can't be the bargain.
What are the chances there's a fucking cog here?
Die.
Sleep strong.
Trapped.
They still haven't taken it. Why are we not there? Like we could have easily stopped that by the way
Now go here
This flash is pretty obvious, let's try one for one.
Attack are not connecting
I'm dead as fuck.
Are we dying already?
Velkaz is so fucking OP man.
No one can do anything.
Anyone who goes close, Velkaz is pro spells and launches them.
This game is so unbelievable, like I fucked up the early game and now we can't play
the game anymore.
It's completely unplayed.
They have worn Velkaz.
Here we go, we lose.
There's no playing here.
We should have F-Hafth 9 minutes ago.
So Hino ult for dragon.
This fucking guy I swear to God I'm gonna lose my mind with this guy holy fuck
It's normal, but it's completely wrong, no.
I mean, the first death series executes, right?
So they shouldn't counter the bounty, I mean they will not.
So here I'm 0 too but I actually haven't died yet and then here was my first death.
When did I wanna shake when I was 0-8?
I didn't die here, what?
204 damage, this is my 4th, 1, 2, 3, 4, this is my 5th death, so technically I'm 05 and
Can I give 230 gold?
Bro, I have literally killed 0-2 people and they have given me 150.
Why am I giving 230 when I'm 0-5?
Ok, what about the 0-8-F?
Where am I?
Here I am.
So here I'm thinking I'm not worth any gold.
My worth gold!
I'm worth 250 gold!
That's giving me so much bulge man.
I'm literally killing people who are 0-2 in game and they will just give 150 gold.
It's like okay.
I'm over here, I'm literally 0-6.
I'm giving 250
You are so good, Riot is giving more gold to people who can kill you in game.
If you want our name
Poof
Your finals, the LSB Hipe
Poof
It's the right tool for League. In some respects it's performing really well and other respects
we might be better served by making further improvements to our existing custom matchmaking
system. We'll keep you posted. Why don't we add more bands to League?
We don't think League is better if everyone's favorite champion is banned because realistically
The most popular champions tend to be the ones who are banned the most.
Banyan is about giving everyone a chance to exclude whatever they least want to play against or with in some cases, so...
You get one bullet.
There you go.
He said it.
Is there a new champion coming for Season 1?
No, we're not going to be doing a new champion in Season 1 this year.
We're focusing instead right now on the large update to League.
The one we'll talk more about after MSI.
We will, however, have a new champion come out in Season 2, who relates to the
thematics of both Season 1 and Season 2. Paul, are we going to kill more champions
than the lore? Who dies next? The answer is maybe. I don't know. It could be
potentially who I'm losing my next ranked game to. I don't know. Seriously, no. We
think there is some tension and a lot of value and immersion to the experience
when we do that, but we don't want to kill champions lightly. Some champions
are dead dead, some are gone and not coming back, and some may return in the future, so
the answer is and always will be maybe.
Are you making more improvements to inting, griefing, or bots?
What is my Saiyan doing?
wowo again.
I successfully ranked 2 iron 4 from diamond 4 again by trolling my teammates with anivia wall, and Barbalty and occasional zilean troll game.
It was a hard, but I earned it.
Finally it's done.
Classic Gragas game, my health bar is just gone for some reason, but it didn't happen
to it.
Did I even have a health bar to begin with?
If I get this wave
I can self refill the ball and get lost chapter
Need to not troll before that though
Nice
If things around the world don't calm down soon you're gonna have to step in
Oh boy, can we just get cold on?
Fuck me, man.
Would you ever try playing an RTS?
Play what I didn't hear what you said, I don't play, I just have to leave.
I started getting turret aggro, it's such a bummer man.
It's so sad.
Does my kindred willingly just send it there?
Not my lane, not my pcs, this guy is serious?
What the fuck is wrong with my jungler man?
Calls!
Broke him away!
Why Bruin'd? How does he even dodge that? Does he make any sense? Like how did he actually
dodged that though.
I can't really lane this, could use some help, you know?
So bad, it's so disgusting man.
Top GG, the complete GG.
This game is over.
I'm gonna get dove with that.
Thank God, come on, didn't get the one.
Ohhhh...
If Karma got the kill off...
Oh, fuck, that would've been tilted.
That would've been bad.
Nice.
He's winnable again.
DJ turn it up louder cold with nerufab lead singer
I don't know why
Fun fact, but room 5 was built in in college like at the private school
They were it's like a group project
That's how they formed
Karma top again, Karma top again, bad guys by the way, can we help?
now
bro every time i log on this dude is inting
my you're so trashed
never forget
never forget i'm your father
Oh my, you're so trashed. Never forget.
Never forget I'm your father.
The
ball's number one is Queen Week in this meta.
Finally finished my quest.
They are dead buddy.
I have TP for dragon. Get two dragons and it's really good.
I love my darts.
Maybe I should have stayed in.
Did we get it at least or we lost the dragon?
Just wanted to say you are an inspiration to so many.
You have proven so many doubts as well.
How have you done that with best tier gameplay beating the best of the best?
FF please guys go next, we're not winning this
Jesus is sucking me off
What was your highest rank on the leaderboard ever?
Rank 1.
So I'm playing with that
I can't get out of here, I can't get out of here.
This is good doing.
He was tanking the tower though, he was down.
I should probably reset.
and
They're killing us on their weak side, I don't know how this works.
Nice.
Nice!
We should kill this guy.
Surely she can't lose.
Can you not jump the wall, Kindred?
You're so bad.
Like how does it even work?
How can Mordekaiser ulti the Kindred on a wall?
And she cannot jump it?
I need to re-watch that.
I did remind me to rewatch the death realm
Like that must be some
disgusting gameplay
Give Baron, give everything
Play for more, you can also shut down
Let's get this party started.
I'm be
enemy is green
come for guys
enemy is green
your turn has been destroyed
don't have a fevre let me cook
oh no
I'm just throwing in times
Both more cards in this game
The wave is gone
We're dead again.
I could have taken one more wave and realized that we're going to be...
We can easily defend their siege, it's just when Baron spawns that we're gonna be in
trouble.
got 2, welcome flash it in
Nice, very good fight.
They're picking a sister on Baron but like surely this is the biggest int call ever
like we can never Baron.
I got her!
Get her! Get her! Get her!
What if we burn?
It's gonna be scuffed more because games walk in and are.
I should hit this blast cone.
I got him over the crux!
Finish! Finish! Finish! Finish! Finish!
Ah, he clicked.
Yes!
Sorry, sorry.
Nice!
Big, big, big!
We're in it.
We are so in it.
I think I can defend.
Jovavo.
The girl.
Jawavo, the goat.
I'm just gonna burn everything up, there's no way they can enverse with me.
I should get them all the way up here.
Ah, that angle.
They have soul in 50 seconds, all in on that.
Can we win?
Unlikely.
What happens when Mordekaiser ult is kindred and Drake will just be theirs and then
we lose soul and lose the game?
Or we're dead before anything happens.
Fucking inters man! These inters!
Come on, whoa, what are you doing?
I got the wave!
CHILLS!
10 for Velkos, it's over GG.
She players man
Kindred added me
Who the fuck are you pinging I never pinged
I said JG gap in chat because it's true
question mark I was eating ice cream
while I am inviting you to a one-way one let's sell this like real man
I don't know what you're kidding me, go ahead then.
Kindred is no skill, legit, what do you mean kindred, one by one.
something with skill I'm not scared bro just pick a champ any champ with a skill
shot
he wanted the best of free i don't have time for that
I should check the death room replay real quick.
Oh no, this is not the correct game. Majesty is cooked.
Okay, fine. Just go Kindred then.
Bro, I don't have every day of the... come sad.
Okay.
Electrocute sorcery patch.
This game is over, by the way. He agreed on said.
I
Served a harrow before
I got the armor.
The truth lies in darkness.
Minions have spawned.
He's messing with me, he's actually messing with me and again, he's doing tactics.
No no no no he's doing tactics
I'm never gonna be wanting this guy again, he's a pain in the ass, what the fuck.
This guy is just wasting my time scaring me into solo queue.
I wish match history works, I could look replay, but it doesn't.
Parking on front of me before I could answer.
Does this work?
Ah, this works.
Let's see how the Kindred OTP utilizes her kit to the best abilities.
Kindred OTP in high elo shot, let's see it.
Gets more decoy over the wall, okay?
So the Mordekaiser, let's just go through so we get all the context here.
Mordekaiser ult is here.
Here over the wall.
So if Mordekaiser ult is here, when she has her Q and Mordekaiser doesn't have flash,
how can he possibly kill the Kindred?
And someone explained to me how this happens.
Pragtor, you're terrible. You're horrible at the game.
This should not even be a thing.
Just jump the wall! Jump the wall!
What a terrible player. What a terrible player to have in your team.
Okay, this next game is a win, I've been losing every game, so time to lock in, okay,
Good luck my LP.
Alex fingers up
classic Sahin pick can go anywhere
i'm not picking top laner this is going to be Sahin
you're asking him for one v one but then he is wasting your time rule A
You're asking him for a 1v1, but then he's wasting your time? Yeah.
What is the worst champion in the game?
Probably Casante.
What is this music?
Sorry about that chat. Let's get back to the real music.
So, what do you think I'm playing versus?
So I hear the top laner do you think so surely I'm playing versus I hear the top laner right
I don't think so I'm gonna call their bluff
Yeah.
Zahin versus Zion, legendary matchup.
We have Zion, we have Zion, we have Zery, we have Xenna, we have Sylas.
Only everything starts with Zah.
Welcome to Summoner's Brick.
Minions have spawned.
I know what you want to do.
Let me see you get me.
Die.
Tin of the die.
What tool have I buried?
Come on, don't let the minion die, don't die minion.
Nice script already, we're gonna have to be level 2 there.
Oh, Zaheer, oh, woo, woo!
Ew, I have triple fall niggas instead of cash, but I always pick marbles.
I'm going 0-20.
It's not easy.
Forget the faces of the side.
Oh my god, oh my god, there!
That's fucking unlucky.
please that first the game is unplayable
What am I?
Ah, only way to play is to die here.
Yeah, I'm sending it, fuck this shit.
oh no
okay
nice
it's a healing bead
oh my god we might be back in the game boys
damn boss even with the rough early game you still prove to be the goat
I think man appreciate that
appreciate that man
one more wave than i'm being
as i was going bot side so i'm chilling big time
I'm not going bot side here. Let's be for real. I don't think I am.
Is it too late for Kool?
Fuck it.
Hey brother, where did your health bar go?
What are you doing you see this Sahin he's trying to proxy the wave
Bro he falls down to half health because his champion has no wave clear
That's why you pick a champion with wave clear
They're right there. They're right there.
If you don't pick a shot with the wave care, you will just die to the wave when you procs it.
Very nice.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
No!
You don't wanna chase me!
This island is here, am I dead?
Drunk driver.
So did I ever tell you about Velya, what happened in, I think it was Copenhagen, when we had
the Finals in Copenhagen?
before the finals no yeah right before the finals on the match day like on the
day me and well yeah I was gonna go grab the taxi to go to the thing and he
was like hey boss I need something to drink can you follow me can we get
something to drink well like sure and we went to like a local local store
or whatever and then he comes out with the fucking cider with alcohol in there.
I was like, we have a match soon Belia.
He was like yeah but he's so little you can barely feel it.
Sure that's a good idea.
I don't want to be dead.
I don't wanna be that guy but I would have had him
I would have won that
Once again I would have had that
Not a regular, I win that
The story is not true. I mean, I don't know. I promise you that is exactly what happened.
Don't let him gas like you.
the
break in third day
Sahin is roaming the map
careful for the Sahin guys, he'll be fed
He's getting ulted for fun
He has upgrade swiftness boots, it's really hard to E into ult to him
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Face with bags under rise emoji.
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Face with bags under rise emoji.
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Face with bags under rise emoji.
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Moon viewing ceremony emoji.
Face with bags under rise emoji.
And the rise emoji
Seremonty face with backs under nice Aha know sir who came face with backs on the rise emoji
moon viewing ceremony Modi face with that's on the rise
Weave moon viewing ceremony a mochi face with backs on the rise MO tester
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Hayes iced
Well just than both cheek got again
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Why is this dude a gophing?
Why are we doing this Casio?
Enter! Just enter! There's no other word for it!
And I'm running bot with Kha'zix again.
Okay, fine.
Go bot then.
Be weak, self-weak side yourself.
Good idea.
Let's go end well for you.
I need all of my teammates to go on this now.
everybody just needs to go both
High chance Veigar goes to this fight, high chance I get playdings, high chance my whole
The whole thing is dead, but that's what I'm doing.
Biger community defender.
if
Let them sleep. Let them die.
Can we greet the half of now, maybe?
After we graze, we can do it.
An enemy has been slain.
teams today.
Yes we are. We've always got ongoing work going on in the space. We think it's one of the most important things to make Liga a better experience.
And we've got a large band wave coming up to about one million bottered or illegally transferred accounts that have been played in the past year.
One million bottered or illegally transferred accounts that have been played in the past year.
We'll let you know more as time goes on.
have a year-long narrative. Every year is going to be different. There will be some connection between
seasons one and two this year, but not so much as last year. Season three will be more standalone,
and you're going to see why it's going to make sense. Season one, what are we talking about?
Are there three seasons in one year? Or like I don't get it. And it's later in the year.
Okay, Paul, and a critical question for you. Can Savannah lay eggs? I don't know,
And I don't think we're doing this so let's move on. Thank you very much
Okay, that that just killed it. No more questions
Probably not gonna do the segment again. It's always shavada rigs that pretty much wraps up everything for us today
Thanks so much for watching and please make sure to tune in for first stand when games start on March 16th
Hey, and wait, wait, wait. I have one more thing on trail. One more thing. I want to take us all down memory lane
Okay, are you Paul?
I want to take a moment to turn the camera on you, players, you.
Some of you may have remembered when we used to have a little show called Summoner Showcase.
Well, it's not going to happen.
But we do want to use our dev updates as a way to highlight some of the cool stuff that you are all doing in the community.
Whether it's things you're making, cosplays, cool plays in-game, or embarrassing ones.
A little something league going in your life.
So, we want you to send us your greatest hits.
greatest hits, and we're going to try our best to include them moving forward.
So until then, here are a few things that caught our attention.
For now though, thanks so much for watching, let us know what you think of today's updates,
and we'll see you on the roof.
Bye.
Den-mots-i-vuh, Den-mots-i-vuh, Den-mots-i-vuh, Den-mots-i-vuh.
You can kill someone in real, for god's sake.
over the
KailiVolt
Moon viewing ceremony in Moji.
I'm not sure why.
I'm playing versus higher elo player so they don't chase me for 20 seconds level 1 like they did before
That's what you have to do is you have to
Yeah, it's really like almost impossible to do honestly you have to fight but you have to have your opponent chase you instead of hitting wave
Here I already lost. Push.
Just killed my W.
How are these hitting? I don't get it.
really bad buff here
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and he gets his passive up just I can't bro I'm so tilted
I'm gonna fucking lose it man. That is so crazy
How can you be like this entire day long like I don't get it
Top GG top completely over probably ff another game is after me
Chinese for emptiness or sky emoji.
Blood is the wine of victory.
I don't know what to do, I might actually use...
go afk lowkey
go afk call it a day
unplayable game after i die first death
Like look, his health bar is not moving by the way, like he's just healing more than
ideal damage and then the wave is here for the rest of the game, I literally can't
He's gonna play for KD, so at least I don't get banned with low KD.
He will be unplayable either way, so I'm just gonna play KD under tower.
Too late for that. I mean I won't get banned for 0-5.
Only for 0-6 though.
to late of your tank
I
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to do it.
slaughter
See Lappin CS, the game is cooked, I'm so happy so just as for the entire game, see
as it's a matter.
I am dead.
Your team is destroying a turret.
Damn it!
Turrets have been destroyed.
messi of league
What am i?
of
that's all right
save me
don't fear
an enemy has been slain
so i'm playable this game
He's partially with the matchup, but he's also just like if you fuck up one death and
you mess up like the timer of it, the rest of the game is just unplayable.
I do not bleed.
I don't know where Aatrox is, he's mid.
Nice, it's a free win, feels good.
Feels fucking amazing.
Now you guys got it.
I need my help.
I'm coming.
Wow, 3 items even, I'm probably even more fed than 8 oxies.
Oh, I feel so good, by the way, I feel so good.
0-10 power spike, yeah.
That's it, it's run.
Why you make me kill you?
I guess I'm gonna end, I mean, I mean, shit, they didn't see me as a threat, I was hitting so hard they didn't see me as a threat and so now they just don't, they don't expect me to end I guess
I didn't know that would happen
Did it...
I'll be so tilted if I was the Aatrox
Look at that Sillian, oh did the Sillian even do this game?
Please ban Sillian
Let's investigate.
Can you ever see like a all-time high rank?
Top tier?
Me and you under, moon viewing ceremony emoji.
I messed it up, I won't say it.
So what's going on here Shad?
Something is seriously wrong now.
So this guy was Diamond 2 last year, but it was Decade.
So as you can see here he was 600 LP Master.
So if he was 600 LP Master and right now he is 500 LP Master, he has like, his top peak
is 800 LP below me, 700, 750, his absolute peak is 750 LP below me, and right now he's
lower elodie, so right now he's 850 LP below me. Why is he in this game? Like why is he
in the same game as me it doesn't make any sense because let's take this guy for example
he's 300 p master but he is 70% win rate this is kaostansa he's rank one player so this
guy should play with me but why is this guy in my game
and the game gets fun like this. Boom! Game found.
Why doesn't the client take one minute, thirty seconds to wait, so I can actually get decent
games? It makes no sense to play with someone whose peak is 800 LP below my current rank.
And his current rank is 850 LP below me, it makes no sense that he's in my game, and
he's out of field so he's even more cooked.
Something is wrong with the matchmaking.
Riot is, Crowny had a 200 LP soup vs 1.7k earlier today, Lulee.
Yeah, I mean, it's my example that's very clear.
This guy is 200, he's 300 LP and I'm 1300 LP, but this guy is 70% win rate, so he's obviously smurfing, this guy is not a smurf, okay?
This guy, every season, is Masta, Masta, Masta, like low Masta, Masta, Masta, Masta, every season he's master and he's getting into a game with challenger players.
There's something that has to be seriously wrong there.
This matchmaking is unreal this season.
Alright so I'm gonna head off now.
I'm way too tilted to queue another.
Today was a bad day, bro.
I don't know if I played bad.
I think I played good in the first few games, and I played bad in the last few
So yeah, not bad.
Appreciate you guys coming in anyways.
Very nice of you.
Wish everybody a good rest of the night.