What do you ban?
the champion is Sahin
Yoza, hello, hello
Hello guys, hello and welcome
Hello and welcome to the stream guys, let's rock and roll.
Do the ADC challenge?
You mean the bottom challenge?
I was thinking about if I want to play ADC today and then I decided to go on this
account so I can actually play top lane.
I don't know, chat.
I'm one day in the nice tier, I already don't want to play it.
You know a good pick here, bye, we have no CC.
He's giving me an easy matchup, like I'm Bessa.
Jace.
Vi versus Jace.
Cheers.
I could also bring back the Queen.
No.
No.
Bomb plating doesn't make a lot of sense in the range, maybe I should scale in.
let's go full scaling
i heard you have the worst takes on everything non-legalated
is that true?
no?
the fuck would you do that?
I have the best dates.
I'm still not sure if I beat Jace or not in lane.
oh my god that was a free kill
e-starred?
no?
is that normal?
You can't really trade him for me, you can only kill without this.
This is blood cure.
Alrighty, I see Q now.
Ow.
I'm trolling already.
You have to recall honestly, I have no potions.
Fuck this, I'm out.
It's fine recalling on cannon guys, I'm going to get the cannon.
The cannon will just tank up a bunch of shots, I'm still going to be able to reach
time so I lose I lose a decent amount
We need to drop that bone plating.
Yes, claw for more you.
Can I actually proxidize?
This is worth. He lost the cannon and I'm gonna get my cannon. This is so worth. So worth.
What would she look like?
An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
Let's get crackin'!
Aha!
Good death.
They're going to get me. I am so scared. I've been getting chased for a while. It's relentless.
Day after day they get closer. Your haircut sucks. I don't have much time left.
I think I'm winning these trades, if he goes cannon form here I can go.
I'm dead.
He's dead!
The potential!
instead the potential
no one
am I staying here?
leave for real
Oh my god, you see how unlimited mana.
I don't need a plan.
didn't lose a cannon though.
We should gank here, no flash I would think. Free as gank ever.
I
Race
Just great
It's kind of a decent trade.
I'm gonna recall instead of taking the plant.
I can't wait for the Rock to voice sign for his huge fight against Irelia in the
The Ioni inversion arcane next year, cheers!
I guess we is farming it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need everybody to have it.
It was for Kalm.
It's not funny like a gig-accounter.
That's not fair, you just gig-accounter Cal-6, cause there's no isolation.
Highballs, hope you have a good stream today.
Let's get cracking.
Function hard.
An enemy has been slain.
Shut down.
One enemy has been slain.
I'm getting bullied.
I'm getting bullied
I can't man
I think he's in the middle of something
Like he's in the middle of something like this with no flash
Hello? Anyone?
Hello
I'm so crazy
all right not bad
I'll stop them all.
And all I have to do is let them go.
I'll stop them all.
And all I have to do is let them go.
And all I have to do is let them go.
right i stay
the launcher there
I got her so low.
Wow, look how much vision I have.
Thank you, Rakan.
I'm doing this my way.
I guess I mean, there's a whole lot.
We're going to get an updated top lane guide for 2026, I really need to pick silver again.
very nice
Yes.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Very nice.
Very, very nice.
Come here.
If they go for me, I'll like do like this. We're always gonna get something.
So I don't mind.
I promise I'm level 15 and dying so I can level XP.
Is IE a bad buy?
Collector is better.
I don't know!
Nevermind
Nice Kog'Maw champion. It's pretty fun damage
Pressure bot there, not much of a stuff.
really so annoying
Kogma was hovering bot by the way, I don't think I didn't see that.
I'm gonna look for the card on his way back to med though
He's gonna be here
I'm doing this.
I'm doing this.
I'm doing this.
I'm doing this.
I'll use my hands to the top of you.
Could they go Baron here?
I feel like if my whole team moves there, they won't Baron, so I'm gonna stick bot and pressure.
It's fine over there, we have no more pressure on the map, there's no way they do it without their jungler.
Did the wolves have the same vision as the champion?
I don't want to have to win this.
Nice!
We should always dragon here, right?
Hello!
Nice!
Fucking Sonjas and Flash, like...
This should be free, let's do it fast.
of
I'm gonna be one of the wolves.
She's coming in like 5 seconds, huh?
if the blue drink at this up here
Oh shit.
I might have been a model team here.
Bonk.
Bonk.
Anyone else wants to be bonked?
Oh, there's a ball.
Let's get out of here.
I'm just gonna be...
They have two heads of knights it's annoying for them to fight to deal with I have nothing to proc it with except one of my main abilities
If I eat them they won't get it won't proc unless I eat a minion or like I unless I eat something
And then this guy's banches as well. How can I play versus this they have these bellshins?
It is unplayable
Have you ever been to Canada?
I've never been to Canada, no.
Push mid, push mid.
Here now.
This ping is still there, I can TP on it.
They resend it, well fuck it, most of us in the world have that one
I'm dead
I need to wait for my team to play the game
Oh my god.
Nice.
That should be a Baron.
3 anima gold, look at this chat, 4 champions are made just this game.
literally 4 mages in one game
0 ADCs
4 mages
this class is so fucking unbalanced
needs to be nerfed
look my gold guys I'm not I'm not here
if you fight and you die it is not my fault
you fought and you died
I can't see shit.
I can't see mouth.
You're kidding.
I can't see mouth.
How does that even happen?
So how does that even happen?
sell boots for what?
That sounds like a good deal.
I'm 37. Dead.
Strangled by Sion.
Can we go back to the small map with your picture on the right side since you're not
Good left right now.
Who's winning?
We still don't have the banshees from the Ponewia
Oh, nice damage, Kocma
Nice!
That's it! That's soul! That's soul!
How can I play my champion spell shield, spell shield, spell shield and spell shield and
a rel.
I have zero forget.
And then this guy can go in vulnerable. This guy has Sonjas and this guy has Sonjas.
Hello?
My champion is Giga countered. I just sell all my items and go Bruiser.
Pro the belt buy actually.
Cheers.
some time
Bro infernal soul now I fuck by the way. Oh my god, I'm strong
Now I'm looking mid wave, looking bot, oh he's TPing, fuck, branding.
end. I'm going for an exit. Not a cog. I can't! Fucking cog, man. We die here.
here
nice nice
big
I have some AP scaling as well.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to go rocket blunt them on mid wave.
I need to hit like a four man rocket belt spell shield.
Ok I proc'd 4 and can't change you with no.
Like what is this COGPA's damage by the way?
I don't get it!
I don't understand this damage!
He's one shotting me.
Come on, Dave!
Come on!
Come on, D! Come on!
Ah, spray for one! Yes!
I can't, though. I'm spittin' up.
It's only fair when you one shot.
No, it's not fun when he won shots, it's only fun when I won shots.
Guys, elder!
Ha!
I'm going deep up.
Oh, there's a thing there.
Oh, I'm spotted.
I'm lucky to get you.
Oh no, oh my God.
Oh shit.
The classic hylo game by the way, classic hylo, GAA, GAA, spell shield, spell shield,
tabi, mertreads, Sonja Sonja, spell shield, spell shield, like, and then a full tank,
As soon as you get into hylo, everybody's abusing tank items. It's so disgusting
Come on way, please! Oh my god, please! Nooo!
Oh, he's elder. Oh, my elder. It's hot
Oh, yes.
Let him go.
What if I do this?
He got it.
Nice!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Nice!
Whoa, let's go!
Can we end through one lane? Surely right, the only one tower
Orianna shockwave
The rocket belt saved me!
Cheers!
The rocket belt saved me
So, I view it.
GG, buy more tank items.
Kha'zix carried, and Vi, and Vi, right?
Ooh, Aegis of Valor, nice, how much LP?
56
I
Do lol
Got it
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 is this
I saw the first half of it on K-doll stream, that's why I got the first one right in the
first one.
Loser tones vs. Papara, super massive.
Oooooooohhhh.
Loser tones played the Bowser vs. Locked in Shogaf top lane.
Well, I probably won the 9, let's be honest.
There's no way I had more than that, two kills.
Two, two, eleven, with the highest damage on ShoGaff.
My guess is that I got player of the game after this game, which I'm gonna be honest,
at least when I played in the LSE levels most of the player of the games was me.
I got most of them, so I wouldn't be surprised if I got a player of that game as well.
I play tank or ad son.
I can go non-hard steel tanks on actually try and win.
I saw broken blade play Sion in first stand today.
fire oh my god I'm gonna show you the only right build for Sion if you don't
want to go AD the only tanks I'm gonna do first of all don't do the Doran's
don't do the Doran's okay
if you need armor you get unending if you need a mario goholo radiance
There is no other armor or MR item in the game that you should ever go.
Only unending and holo radiance.
Those are the only two acceptable tank items.
Boots you wanna get swiftness most of the games.
This game on my go, Mercs, because I have some more CCs.
I wonder if I should go and murder some skip-hold of Radiance's skin.
That's fantastic my push.
I feel like I'm kind of winning, of course she has Doran shield, she has cookies, probably
second wins, potion everything, I don't win this, but I'm kind of winning, I'm winning
but not really, because I cannot ever kill her.
We're gonna take a death.
Get to stop her base as well.
I delay her tempo, she's staying for the wave, and now she's stuck in lane for the rest of the game.
If she were to decide to recall, I will just proxy.
Minion got stuck under the tower. Hello Minion. You good bro?
I'm gonna miss it now, like, I have to proc Z.
Where is my Yasuo building?
Nunu is coming topside, his Krags are spawning.
Try steal his Krags, fuck with him a bit.
Remember, I cannot have a bad death here as long as I'm on the wave when the death happens.
I want the big one or the small ones, maybe both.
I'll take all the small ones, that's a lot of money, he's going for raptor now, he's
going to invade on those two, and the ambessa can't do anything because the ambessa doesn't
have wave clear, look at her wave clear, she dishes all her stuff on the wave and
she barely kills it. She always poxmores on Besta cause the wager on the champagne is a dog.
I'm gonna execute the temple.
Let's try to do the skip holo radiance and buy mertreds as an ammo item and I'm gonna
go unending into bruiser
I do not bleed.
i got win cause why i don't have advantage
flash
I don't mind taking a death here you know if I do it right it will be a good death.
Yeah buddy, insta respawn, back to lane.
And as you can see, me and Anbesa's temp is mismatched.
She's recalling, she's in base now, and I'm already halfway to lane, so I can push this
lane without taking any damage and I can choose him I'm obviously gonna proc him
and I'm gonna get a plating you don't necessarily do this because of the
gold like oh you get a plating so you get ahead in gold you don't receive
duty so you can scale with your scaling set up your cool your no Doran's you
You do this so you can scale for free, because you guarantee to outscale your opponents.
What if I do another good death here?
It takes so long for her to kill him though.
Nice. Very nice.
I join and automatically see him losing lane. Lul.
Losing lane? Do you see the 12 CS difference?
Hang on a second. Losing lane.
No, we don't lose lane on this channel.
like
Oh boy getting close
No, no, no
Don't even think about it.
I'm gonna Bolo.
Got like an entire...
two minions.
one ending into titanic
is it okay to execute for next wave there? no no no no now i'm level 9
so you will not find me dying anymore okay
now that i hit level 9
are both level 5 though, no more deaths
I just bring the trades now
good luck guys
I'm more fed than her now
we're 4 to 16 team
I don't think I'm gonna proc here, cuz again I'm not looking to die anymore
Oh, no dragon
Let's read them
Nice over here
Okay
This shibu is never gonna work.
This shibu is never gonna work.
On me.
I went down this side.
I'm down.
oh so close I should have kept roc's farming
We're getting cooked by the way
Not an easy game
Yasus level 7
350 away from this quest
Oh my god, he's no need to permanent me, man.
This guy is fun.
Can I suck him over the wall?
How can I enable this?
Oh, I did it!
Big!
Get cancelled!
Very nice, very nice, that's exactly what you wanna see.
They go, they send three people for me, and we make play bot lane and get the shot down.
This is perfect.
I'm not gonna ulti here.
only we have win phase is by not trading into her shields
looking
Oh
This is gonna be impossible game
Shut down.
You're a pain that needs to go.
These wounds bring no pain.
Does this pike ever like... bro can...
Can this guy stop talking?
We're giving break, we're not fighting this.
Unfightable.
Nah, we're all dead.
I need to 1v1 someone, I have to 1v1 someone.
Is it this guy?
if you were a damn okay shit I have not played long fewer in my days
There we go.
She has ignite and halo blades, I gotta respect that.
I need to think of a way to stop him.
Chad, how do you W?
Do I W the W or do I W his second E?
I have good, I have good vital.
What do I do?
Oh this guy is fast.
What the fuck.
This guy is complete garbage.
Why are you charging so?
Bouncy.
This is crazy. It's always the people that talk the most that are the shittiest players.
It's always the people that type the most.
Shad, how quick is the ladder these days?
I heard Riot did something.
Oh, Challenger is 1500.
1530.
What about Grandmaster, how do you get into Grandmaster?
How come you always win 1v1 but then lose first blood in lane?
You need 1130 LP to hit grandmaster.
So just for reference guys, once you hit gold 1, you need 100 LP to reach platinum.
When you hit Plot 4, you need 100 LP to hit Plot 3.
And then you need 100 LP to hit Plot 2, Plot 1, and 100 LP to hit Emerald.
If you hit, if you go from Diamond 1 to Master, you need to climb 1100 LP, and it's climbing
by the way.
It's still going up, don't get it twisted.
gonna end on like 1500 LP to get grandmaster so imagine bro how how upsetting
is that you're right I literally have friends who are low master okay I'm not
talking I'm not talking about personal experience I have friends who they're
low master they have there they don't see a reason why they should queue up
why should they queue up they can win they can win to get a thousand hundred
LP you need 50 wins in a row 50 wins in a row 50 net wins on a normal person
who's climbing let's say they have a 70% win rate or something 60% win rate
that's like 400 500 games that's literally 500 games bro riot there's no
motivation for players to queue up with this system you gotta put a put in
another rank or something
my fewer I said hi four pick me what do you think about Kurdistan I can't try
hard if you don't tell me I can't even take you seriously I can't take one we
want seriously as for pic what do you think about Kurdistan
this guy this guy serious this guy's gonna int me same fucking guy yeah it
We done go on run it down. Go do it, bro. Come on
You want how he will fuck
Fuck I
Tried to call his bluff didn't work. I
Have friends in low master. You don't have friends balls. You don't have to laugh. We all know who you are little bro
right has to do something about the system because there's no motivation to climb
1000 LP when you hit master like they need to put in another rank they got a
change something because how it is right now is unacceptable please crash the
lobby we're not playing this out like please
This guy is literally re-inting me by the way
This is how I be when I want to be one
I don't know what to do with this one.
Let's go bomb plating.
no dodge, no nothing and now it's just another game ruined like
lakin
it's the same guy like i won, we won him on piora and uh... i get in with the same team and
what are your chances?
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Summoner, your darkness abounds.
The minions have spawned.
Let's rock and roll.
This is trade. You trade into bomb-plating in your wins.
Sorry kiddo
Not fast enough
I'm trying to get him too
Oh my god
I don't understand how I'm so weak
I feel like I've played those trades well, even took a power shot and I still lose, doesn't make any sense.
He's coming low, yin.
Cause now this one minion is gonna hold the wave for him.
It's so lucky.
I'll be...
Wait, why do you have a Fiora support?
Well, I played last game and this Fiora was my support but he was playing Pike.
He was typing in chat the entire game long, flaming everybody and not realizing that he was the problem while we were losing.
But that's whatever, he was explaining everybody all the time, non-stop.
So then after the game I challenged him to 1v1 and then I beat him in the 1v1 and I called him trash and now he's picking fewer in my team.
Good evening boss, how is the time going?
Climb.
You're going better.
I'm going to be honest with you.
We're going better, I don't be honest with you.
Okay, he's getting minion wave for passive.
Double, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Get him!
Oh wow.
Wow
And execute perfect Wow, okay, okay
Crazy good
Might have been the worst bill below
Oh my God, they keep coming.
I feel like I kinda win the trades now.
if this guy plays gigapassive then i can go and eat the grob i guess
Yeah, let's get one 5 now.
one of the things i love about showbath is if your opponent just plays safe you can just
go and eat a grub and use the skills it doesn't feel like you're wasting time or it feels
It's like you're still scaling.
I think I'm dead here guys!
In the champion I actually got furious, the energy guy, like that.
His eyes always go for wave there, and you never should try it.
Every time you try and live, it's bad, low key.
If you get surprised by something and you try and live, you're making a mistake.
If you get surprised by your opponent because they got you,
then you should just tank the death and go for minions every time I notice.
Because when you try and live, it never ends well.
Always accepted you're dead
I just ulti on wave, I don't know if I want to invade
I should not be taking this race I think
I'm in ulti range
GO GO GO GO GO
Aww, missed
I'm not doing Vade Braves alone. I have surprising amount of damage.
Get off of me.
This game is a winnable.
I'm fucking dead, by the way.
Oh my god.
I took 1100, I think that was a lot of damage, not classic.
I thought this would be an easier matchup, this is not easy.
This is quite rough.
We're going to have a proxy, I'm shielding.
Yeah buddy!
Honestly one more.
One more into base into dragon.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Killin, you're not going bot by the way.
No no no no no no no no
Am I dead?
Ah it's a classic death so I'm just gonna get the wave
I'm gonna get the cannon
Please!
This is not bad, got just one on the weak side
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm locking.
Okay!
Fuck, close.
It's you and me, Fiora. You're level 8. This guy's 14. What are we doing?
I'll keep my ulti cause he comes back, maybe he can actually kill.
I'm going to use this.
I'm going to hide here. I don't see the kill angle here.
Fiora sees it.
Haha, he's dead.
He's still looking.
How do you place the ward?
Okay, I don't need to eat any more minions, nice.
I have item, now we should be.
Victor recalls plays both I go top with TP, play dragon, cheers.
Walsh doesn't have enough money, please watch his ads and subscribe.
I will TP, but I will take one more wave.
I was waiting for you to knock me down.
Okay.
I have 10 to one of them up.
I'll never be able to work fast with ulti.
Oh my god, it seems I was so clueless.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm not sure what to do with this game.
Ding ding ding ding ding
ah
that was a close game
I think he's at 5
dragon can't win if you get dragon
I'm gonna get stuck.
I don't know what I'm gonna use this for.
What is this guy trying to do?
Bonk, bonk, bonk bro, chills.
I'm literally from the Jurassic times, man.
What's the time before that called?
Triassic.
And the one before that, like Stegosaurus or something?
I'm here mom I'm big why are you the messi of me
I'm a friend of his buddy where you get to get you home. Oh, oh you're engaging on the tank show. Okay, what are you doing guys?
I'm a big boy
This is Korma!
I beat garen the only one.
I feel like I do, I have randoms, he's pissing his pants.
There's a cannon that'll take this barrel.
It's me and my fat shield.
How is it possible to give them dragon?
Yeah, this is gonna be fun playing Shogaf into Cloudsoul.
your turret is being destroyed
and some of them has disconnected
and some of them has disconnected
yeah another jungle dip, don't worry bro
you did really well. Steal all the kills, used to get out damage
3 times over. More than that.
This was not a jungle gap bro, don't worry about it, you did really well.
When we won him, he won't accept.
I
Invited me decline, but who is this who is this I'm not invited guy
Oh is that guy a god? No I don't want to bother with that guy.
In loving memory of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris passed away today, yeah?
And how are you doing, little fudder?
Fine.
And how are you doing, little pudda?
Fine. And it's a little visitor now.
I had a Loyola's, how you say it, in Cherokee.
Oh, pardon my French, but I'll be damned.
Walker told me I had AIDS.
So, do you guys want a bit to watch this, the entire witchcraft crash out?
So witchcraft has been a team for 10 days.
In that time they've had an 8 hours scrim review meltdown, got upset by a development
team as heavy favourites and got knocked out in the group stage of EMEA Masters.
But to their defence, I'm not sure this was ever meant to be a long term project.
So let's break down exactly what happened with witchcraft.
In case you missed it, because the team literally just began, here's a quick background to get
you up to speed.
After Lost Return S disbanded following LEC vs most of the core decided they weren't
done playing yet.
Nemesis, Crowny, Reckless, Velia and Coach Yamato Cannon regrouped under a new name.
Which they had but one goal in mind.
Qualify for the eSports World Cup through EMEA Masters.
To do that they needed a top 2 finish and came in as the NLC's fourth seed.
But the big question was who replaces best, because best had already said multiple times
he was done with full time pro play.
So they went and signed Whippo.
Still one of the best western top laners of his generation, though a name that came with
some off-rift baggage heading into the split.
I've covered that in detail in previous videos, the links to those in the description below.
So the team announces on March the 4th.
They've got less than a week to prep before EMEA Masters kicks off, and they had barely
scrimmed together as a full roster before the tournament began.
And before they even play a game, something happens.
Valear, while live on Twitch, accidentally left on footage from a scrim review.
What people saw was a pretty heated discussion between Crowney and Valear over a bot lane
prior situation.
The reason everyone saw this at all was because Valiya had left the screen share visible on
the screen.
Show me where your pride is!
Thousands of viewers suddenly had a live look at a private team review.
Okay, if you have STP, how hard is it to lose lane with STP, it's just a piece of
mind.
You crash away with him, you stack away with him, you crash it, you base, you walk
back and then you...
I don't want to base some text or for a shit like this.
I mean, if you don't want to buy cold then TP into Caitlyn is the biggest
counter I've ever heard.
Because he's just going to win lane then.
Because I'm sorry, I'm trying to hide the person here that dictates the
I'm talking about your lane 2v2, I'm having a discussion about your lane 2v2 and what you're doing is losing your lane.
It's not losing my lane. How is it losing my lane? I'm completely chilling.
If you don't get it, that's fine bro. I find it very clearly to you.
I mean all I'm saying is that I literally don't have a bot cry for the Scuttle.
And Ezreal TP has nothing to do with it.
Okay, sure. Two different topics. You think right now, Ezreal?
I do not miss this
There's one thing from a loss of those was great this this is this reviewing stuff. I do not miss
Was not in a better condition than you do you think we could play this in a better way me and you will
Like even if I base and come back
You can't base sorry crowning, but you
Think you just you lost to me too. I mean, I don't know how you should have I lost to me too
I'm sorry, but we didn't have we didn't even have a timer to base because we never crashed the wave in the first place
The matchup is not winning enough to crash the wave when they can all in me level to use traction as a
My bad if is I just thought it's winning then you can you can tell me
No, just not. Winning.
He just left the game, but he's just out.
Sure, then. I don't know. I thought Caitlyn is really OP.
Yeah, guys, I think Ezreal does actually win lane without really supporting on lane level 2.
I think that's how the game goes.
I appreciate it.
10 years with 5 passive stacks and 100 damage Q.
Yeah, I think he wins lane, actually.
But can you not get all in and hit the wave for prior?
Can you play it better?
If not, then sure.
We don't have much right now, except it.
Which is a bit weird to me since we're playing Caitlyn.
And with range support as well.
Shad, I don't wanna take sides or anything. I mean I am gonna take sides.
I mean, like, like...
Uh, Crowny is getting hella flamed, by the way, from what I've seen.
People think he's the worst person in the world. People hate him.
Um, bro, I'm siding with Crowny, lowkey.
I'm team crowning, I'm gonna fuck.
Like it doesn't show on this VOD, but like if you guys, I don't know if Bwipo has the
VOD out, or if he has the lead on it by now, but Bwipo like, no, I don't want to hate
or anything, but he was saying some crazy stuff, he would mute his mic and he would
be like, oh, oh, it's my ADC retarded, oh, oh, he would mute his mic, he would
say that to his viewers and then he would like unmute I was so crazy man it was so crazy
I'm team I'm team cronny all the way they they were they were they didn't bad there
man. But I'm also team Velja. I'm team losser at Owens. I back the boys.
I think the thing with the team which I didn't think was another team, they didn't behave like
teammates you know they behave like they did not behave like teammates towards each other
and that's just that's just how it goes everybody saw it
Have a good night advantage, I'm gonna dive and trade one for one.
I'll play this!
Oh my god, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
And I don't like seeing the cope of being like, oh this is just a competitive team environment.
This is how League Esports looks like.
It's like, no it's not.
It's not.
away
the guy of a different opinion or per
perse
perspective on what the team looked like but
there's no way
Screaming at each other and being rude and calling each other names is more productive than having an honest conversation where you hear each other out.
You know?
Nemesis was a piece of shit in that conversation to Velia for zero reason.
I mean, I'm gonna be honest.
Like, I like Nemesis, but he was behaving terribly.
Like, he was just behaving terribly.
And like, everybody, like...
Honestly, the only one who behaved normally was Velia.
And reckless.
All three of the rest of them just behaved terribly.
Like, straight up.
Like, unacceptable behavior.
If the team captain was still in the team, team captain in-game leader, main shotcaller,
I would not let that happen.
i would
put my foot down
can't wait to proxies into death
i'm not actually proxying here i'm just
puddling the wave
Nice hacker, nice I went for mid gank, I don't get anything, I lose half my health and my
my lane is over bro we might as well ff like this is shit it's over by the way this shit is so over
worth
Just build Thunder then become an R bot.
Bruise your build and use your R for CC.
No.
On this stream you go damage and using your ult is actually a nerf to yourself because
it self stuns.
We're playing Nold, why?
I'm my own backup
Hey boss just wondering if you ever gonna do a fucking fun contest
Classical illotop lane the boys the boys first item every game
I simply don't have damage now I feel like if I Q, even if I hit my Q and I get the
The first hit, I still just lose, he's only, it's very scary.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, the cow.
Nice, that actually worked out.
I'm B by the way, no fighting.
I just need a guard.
That's minus all the wave.
I think I'm with this.
Minions! Yes! Yes! Big Minions. Damn, I don't win this. It's one for one I guess, but...
Looked up an Intimine, but it's the Tabi Stiff Classic.
I'll see the wave!
I
I thought we were about to fed the Rumble, guys, my bad, guys.
I
with your skin and face.
I'm down!
You've got him next to your door.
Sign we're trolling today.
What will it take to try a Moomoo in the top lane.
Can proxy quickly with the ability.
Improving the Moomoo Top lane is the man I just.
The Giga man hungry, that champion.
Me again come back a ball
Oh enemy Grace is 10-1 with Hoobris.
Oh fuck that's a lot of damage.
I need to focus him.
It's gonna have to be a solo kill.
Am I dead?
Nice.
This is great, huge gank by Kain.
I should be able to be on dragon now, unless I'm gonna greet for myself.
Do I want to greet for myself?
It would be a little extra weight maybe.
Oh I could have went through with that refund fuck.
I'm a tempest lady
I won't be there in a way so
And we kill the graves
I was on the word
Let's try and get him
My bad team
I didn't loop see
Oh, played!
That's a honk!
I don't know what I'm doing.
Maybe I can kill her honestly.
No.
Wow, so good.
I'm dead.
of
I feel like I'm doing this on his topside.
Are they on baron actually?
I should have went for the yasuo, he was freaky and I didn't know they were on baron
If you need a wall, hit it hard.
If I like to kill me here, where am I in the room with?
Maybe Recon and Galio twice.
Yeah, I can outplay them though.
Haha!
Bye bye!
Get me out!
Oh my god, we're so unserious.
Bye bye!
You want me so bad.
He won me so bad.
Fuck out of here, Trash.
Where can I run? Not the earth, not the earth!
I'm lucky!
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but it's not a bad idea to play this game.
Shit game.
Well, at least you learned something, yeah it's all fun playing Hylo League of Legends.
Every single lane enemy rushes tabbys no matter what, just to trade even in CS, like
How can you play like this?
If you had, what champs would play a moomoo into?
I'm back.
gaffing sub when ADC climb did I quit on the challenge already be honest guys
I'll go back to it just today I want to play on Rhino Belly get challenger
Too bad I'm losing every game.
Aatrox, stop.
One knows what's good in daydreams.
Jax?
Jax.
Honestly, if you just have a farming matchup, you don't even have to have a winning matchup
with the AP Jax, you just win the game these days.
This champion is so OP late game, you just need to get out of laning phase.
Get out of laning phase, you're top laner with top lane quest, you get way more XP,
you have level 16 GG.
There's 4 million on atrox.
2 million on briar, 2 million on Zed, 3 million on trokka!
Bro, there are a bunch of 1-tricks.
2 million on Kindred, 1 million on Echo.
Why is everybody on 1-trick?
This guy is a bunch of nerds man.
Not a single person in this game, millions and millions on points of these champions,
No one has more than I have on Scion.
Sonya's is good this game, otherwise Zed will farm me.
That's not a flex by the way, it is a flex.
Bro you rock up, let's say you're at a bar, and the music is going.
you you walk up to a woman that you find attractive and you start talking to her
and then you mention your mastery points on your main champion if that's high
bro if that's how you she's gonna give you her number if it's low you're going
home alone bro is trying to champion points mod but it's not working LTN
you are a one trick but your trick is in pink
watch this game boys, zero deaths
allowed to get hit by one of his Qs. One of the crit Qs, like he has three of them, you
can only get hit by one of them. If you only get hit by one, he cannot ever kill you because
of health regen and stuff. But if he starts hitting more than one, then you will start
dying
you're free only
I'm using all mana for this one creep cause I know I'm gonna reset anyways.
Am I gonna reset?
Do I ever cash this wave shot?
If I get this wave and my elixir pops, I get vasting one reset.
It's really good.
I've missed a lot of creeps.
Yeah, I'm gonna get my elixir and I'm gonna sell refillable for Blasting Wander, trust me.
Getting a Blasting Wander on Jack's early game.
It's massive.
But you are pathetic you are pushing 30 and playing this silly little game the whole game go out find a wife
reproduce do something with your life but instead you flex with your 10 million
science points what a loser bro wait whoa why am I just getting hated on there
what is happening where's his hate coming from it's crazy
I kind of messed up the wave state, it got stuck under his tower so I entered it.
proxy with the plating please
oh, i missed that
I'm gonna lose a full wave here, this is really bad, I don't know why Soraka is top.
I guess I should try and fight him.
Like, dude, they're not such...
Do you feel like I win?
Kind of winning.
They all bleed the same
He stays
How long is it? I think it's a cooldown
He's asking for it as well. I mean I don't know
Oh!
He has it!
Continue neatly cook
It's not going to be easy again.
I
Just somewhere here. I don't know where my dad
You're all they're gonna say
Bye bye!
Bro get off of me like what is this?
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Yes, flash, it's hard for me to play this, you just flash my E, I'll die from the wave,
That's on my item man
this game is sooo cooked
never change
you are my goat
I have items in my Zatrox
I guess it's good, he gets his quest hit, but I get late.
I'll try to gank bot lane, so I can live.
They got scared
Struck is coming top.
She pink warded here, wasn't the tower seed warded?
I'm so confused
Alright, that's one way to play
I'm fighting this.
Ah it's a rocket def.
Nice fucking heal.
fire
I could go 0-10 every single day in my games and I still wouldn't demote, rather fuck
them more, or the games in high elo.
They completely cooked it.
I get minus 13, plus 28 if I win and lose.
It is not even physically possible for me to deem out.
Isn't that crazy?
They said they are expecting people to reach 3000-4000 LP, yeah, it's crazy.
Riot, Riot needs to seriously like, I can't say.
I
Play this game
I can't be also bot lane do
playing with the GP, Shoga has always been good in the GP, yes, yeah, that's what I'm
I'm not gonna do the same mistake as I always do on showgaff every time I play showgaff. I die in the first three waves
Every single game this game. I won't die
It will not happen
3 million points on gangplank.
This guy is challenger.
You think Nicky's can get challenger in EU?
Of course.
Welcome to Sunrose Ridge.
He's the lion.
Niggins has spawned.
It feels hard to contest him, I might just do Q start and then push into me, that's a
It's a good show guest strategy you can do.
You just go Q and you don't interact at all.
But you need good winning already, cause here the winnings are all taking equal damage.
So I can't Q and get all three.
So I'm gonna take damage.
Don't die, Bows!
I'm playing safe.
Not a good trade though.
Did I B here?
If I found better it would have been much nicer, but I can't always farm good though.
It's a double cloth angle, double cloth way more value than...
I'm still rushing Rocky belt, but yeah, if you go back with 600 gold you'll start to...
Oh my god!
No!
Broke it away!
I actually wanted that kind of round vibe.
Minus one.
Shout, shout.
Really?
Minus one.
Where?
Are you referring to the cannon?
Is that what you are referring to?
to me personally it doesn't look like I'm losing the cannon here not at all
I don't actually.
I win this.
I don't miss.
You're ganked uncooked.
I need my six.
Oh, ganknik, you got a reequal.
Big, big, big, big, big.
He comes back with Sheen, but my back is also really good.
I think this matchup is very snowballing.
If I can start winning I will just cure my E-Tem, but he starts beating me, he will
It's hard for me to contest the barrels with my shamp.
Ow!
I actually lost that trade someone.
oh my god meet the cannon
Stop the cannon!
Alistar look at bot wave Alistar, take a look at this.
Is this a timer to roam off?
My Yasuo is freezing the wave.
Your jinx is a rage roving mid.
And it works.
An ally has been slain.
I skinned her, killed Gankplank, and freezeed away for me. Wow. I'm getting spoiled.
Should I have answered her?
I mean, I wouldn't even... I would not even know...
Asking me about someone's flash is like...
Kind of pointless.
He flashed the same time as me.
I don't want to ever eat the minion, I just want to only have it for him if I need it.
He has been slain
Leave nice pig
Now the matchup I believe starts snowballing.
This kill here, this, I isn't a tiny bit of leader now I have it.
I don't think this game plan can play anymore.
Hopefully.
I think he's thinking these barrels man.
Oh
Yummy
Can you rub your belly and say, oh, I'm so full?
What?
I'm not gonna do that.
You want me to do that?
He's dead, isn't he?
He flashed.
He's gonna even save him.
I have no arm.
No way.
Oh, you missed it!
Nom, nom, nom, nom!
Here comes the eating monster!
Nom, nom, nom!
Ah ha!
I missed it!
Nom nom nom nom!
Here comes the eating monster!
Nom nom nom!
Aha!
Oh my god, I have to keep you killed.
Where TP to team, it chills.
Gangplank gets stuff, not worth.
I broke my number one rule
Honestly I'm not dealing with sickle minions in this game
I was 12 minutes into the game and I have this ward, are you kidding me?
I took those dragons so fast.
Leave me alone!
I'm sorry, I don't know if this is the play you want to be going for.
I can't handle this guy, if I can't I should probably just hit the minion.
He's leaving to mid though, I'm just going to back.
I'm gonna try and hold the Serium
I missed my Q
Fuck yeah
Why am I doing this?
Why am I doing this?
I had such a free game
I'm going to save him, I'm going to save him
I feel so bad if you don't cycle in the show, get through it here, it's not so bad.
Oh
Fuck
I
Hey, hey, hey, don't don't don't don't don't don't
One more wave, one more wave.
No more waves.
I'm basing my team is doing ridiculously good holy moly look at that it's crazy
I'm not sure if you guys are gonna be able to see this, but I'm not sure.
I think if I had support in the range, I wouldn't have Braio here.
Well, I know this year, 10, if you played me in the sport, please, like, let's not use that as an example, like, I don't know what the fuck I'm hearing right now, but...
No, no, no, I'm not saying, no, no, no, I'm saying, if we were playing...
There are a lot of flakers saying that...
If you speak both languages...
I'm sorry, all I'm trying to say, I feel like...
But can you show me where enemy team has prior? They're using two summoners to be able to play the game and we use zero, where does...
Oh, they don't have...
I'm not watching all this, it feels... I feel bad.
I
He'd one million in this vault a month ago
I dropped a super bowl commercial where I hit a million dollars in this full
I scattered pools all over the internet and the first one to solve them one of them over 70 million people attempted to crack the code
Trying to solve each puzzle to see how they're all linked together
But one person was able to solve it so we're flying him out for the final step
Is this Colin? How's it going? Nice to meet you!
How many hours have you put in to solve these puzzles?
Hundreds and hundreds.
If you input the correct 30 digit code, that million dollars is yours.
Oh gosh. R?
62.
Bro, your hand is shaking. This is a million dollar combination.
Oh five.
Oh gosh.
L? 73.
Uh oh.
3, 0, 0.
Answer.
Access!
Dang it!
You're the first person in the entire world to put in the code!
This is your million dollars!
This is the hardest thing I've ever done.
Subscribe to MrBeast!
Hey! Do it!
A month ago I tried this.
This is the hardest thing I've ever done.
Subscribe!
Bro, shout, this hairline is crazy, by the way.
This is crazy hairline.
Being strangers to cook for me in New York would you cook for me for a hundred dollars?
Would I cook?
Yeah, would you cook?
You don't want me to cook for you.
Would you cook for me for a hundred dollars?
No, it's just in the kitchen.
Excuse me?
Would you cook for me for a hundred dollars?
Why is he only going up to Wim?
What would you cook if you were to cook something?
Maybe a salad?
Would you want to set something up for later in the week?
Sure.
Wow.
Hello.
Holy, this place is incredible.
I'm a furniture designer since about 17 years.
So it's my brand, table, couch, chairs, lighting,
the forks you'll be eating with.
Wait, how do you make this stuff?
I've been manufacturing and designing since about 19.
I dropped out of college and then worked in a factory
and just taught myself the rest backpack.
And that's how I fell in love with Bali.
Shoes, oh my goodness.
Damn.
I have pair of shoes in this closet.
I love them all.
Ha ha ha.
I love them all.
I love them all.
I love them all.
I love them all.
I love them all.
I love them all.
I love them all.
Irina said that she told you guys we're doing a salad.
But the problem, Max, don't really love salad.
She's doing the salad and I'm doing a dish she taught me how to make.
Really?
That's the first thing that I cooked for her.
What is this thing over here?
That's actually the very first thing I ever made.
And that was actually the one that I think paid for my first round-the-world trip ticket.
So when I stole it, I made two of them and I'm buying, bought them.
I think it was 19 at that time.
I think that sold them for three and a half thousand dollars for two of them.
How much did it cost you to make?
Time.
Why do you make stuff?
Like, why do you like doing it?
It's my blood.
I just need to do it.
It's my addiction.
Chad, why can shorts go on for three minutes?
I'd rather hide away and just basically create than do anything else.
Play for also me, buddy.
Yeah, everything.
They should call it longs.
one
talking about other man's hair line coming from you is very ironic in a bus
could land on your foe head little guppo
Excuse me?
I'll show you how to play games today.
Maybe I'm finding my love for him again after a long break.
Master Poppy, I mean I'll be master soon too.
This guy has 1.4 million points on Camille and he's playing Camille bot lane.
The tail of Blade to ignite.
Very quick I guess.
Can you play Gwenn? I don't know how to play Gwenn.
I miss.
Oh, I got hit by both of the Qs.
Here's no way.
What the fuck am I playing?
Chill!
Chill!
What am I playing versus?
I'm getting flash ignited on the tower level 1!
Hit her!
Nah, she EED the silence!
Aww, come! Help!
Help!
low key farm 600 gold and B
alright double claw farmer
should be free now
I don't kill level fire, now I do.
my man again okay I got insight by Poppy
haha what the hell is the word for her
I will not die on this
An ally has been slain
An enemy has been slain
hmm
she's playing giga aggressive all the time
I could have if I had some more of my Qs, she is just like...
Show me your Beybossy.
Predict Abba.
She's dead.
Got your ways.
Sometimes shots, sometimes you cannot stack your opponent, because it's easier to ult
auto than auto ult, okay?
So in that scenario she was getting out of range, I can't afford to wait and wind up the
other auto and then I have to auto url auto.
I just wanted to stack, but I got the kill, so...
She's playing so grassy now, I'm gonna try and bait her again.
I didn't kill her this time.
Fuck it.
Oh, no!
Please!
Wait a second!
Nooo!
Fuck!
I don't need to dive there, I'm kind of through my lead now, minute 8 and I still don't have
I'm going to be strong aswell
Okay we stole it.
I hit this.
One more!
Yeah buddy.
I think I will
My god
The more I play Shogaeff the more I realize you should look in every ulti or minion.
You should kind of always have it, because it's constant fights, but I'm going to have the minion here.
I don't have ulti now, so it's like hard to fight, see what I'm saying?
I'm getting ganked with the wish to flame.
bro this black in the blonde
We are lowkey new rule for sogas, don't eat minions ever.
This guy just dead.
Oh my god.
I don't need minion, he just used dice.
It's like that.
So, L'Bolo.
Bro, this guy.
Oh please, hold on.
You're so bad.
with the clone.
Then I overwin the bot fight.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm gonna get out of this.
Oh my god.
I have to go back to lane.
I think she comes back from Sunder's Sky now and makes her a lot stronger.
She's also not some other guy. She's useless though.
She's recalling now. What if I stop her?
An ally has been slain.
No no no no no no no!
Yes!
Yes!
Got her.
What is she doing trying to fight me with an item?
It's not gonna work. No oh.
She got TP from her class, she might TP back to lane, and I want to shot her.
I'm in the wrong bush here, Michelle's in the other.
I don't know what to do with the Q.
Maybe I get her.
Again, I should not have eaten minion, because I can't die for her.
Oh, nice.
I don't know why no one is off.
I'm bleeding.
I hope I didn't hurt him there, maybe I did
I'm sure I did
I'm not gonna eat minion, I'm gonna save it for Krags
I don't hear him
Probably eat next wave and be
3 people on yes vote on the FF, hello
You can carry this, I won't be easy, enemy jinx is gigafed.
I'm not queuing the war, this guy is not just dying, I'm confused, no no no no no, I'm developing
quite an appetite for this Poppy here.
But it is the jinx I need to hit.
I really want to hit her on this flash now
I feel like they're inting here, would you kill them?
Would you kill them guys? Come, come!
Look in there.
Come down, come down, come down.
Okay, this time I'll stay a little bit.
Come down.
Get off of me!
I would like to fight
Coming from 16 to
She uses her stun, I kill her.
Oh no, no, no, yeah what the fuck is up, dad?
What the fuck is up?
Come on, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Let's be, let's not pro. Let's do the smart play. Unending, and then I'm buying...
What was the low cap beat again?
Warine, Gale, Aladin, Gaston, Mith, Dearbaws, in Stockholm, Horthed, Who comes to reverse pro-Kanatch, Hamburgic, Boots, Tours, Garnet, Dastush, Wubist, Danken, Orkmal, Food, Entrol and other.
Right, I didn't understand anything you said.
Chad, I played Titanic Shoget one time and it was kinda chill. I'm gonna try it again.
I feel like they can catch me so easily cause I'm so immobile.
I feel so afraid of eating a minion cause I feel like I need to TP to a fight.
As long as we don't do baron and I'm taking this, pot is there.
I'm not even doing it.
Should I go and hit this?
can i one shot there?
oh, this is bad
I hit. I do not have damage. I need to find a way to TP, but this Poppy will stop me now.
She will ulti via...
Going!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Shit. She went in there.
Woohoo!
I'm dead, Barge.
oh bro this no way I should have did the red there I should not eat the red right my
my ult is too important, i keep it
this is a winning fight though
it might be, they are very low, oom, jings, jings oom
what is he talking about for me
go titanic
sorry show xD
finish the Baron
Oh my god, Drake is suffering, I didn't realize.
Now we have to go there.
I still haven't finished all the minions.
All the minion beasts.
I'm just gonna stay top.
I'm just gonna say, Tom, I can't go all the way to dragon.
Let's do four.
Oh, oh, oh!
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun!
Oh my God.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
oh machine gun show
jinx
jinx
what am i doing
fuck
fuck mother mother mother
I thought she was weaker than that
I thought she was weaker
That's a good guy from one hit, sorry
He got 6hp, 6 gold, shut down
I actually forgot to build
I can go dead man, from moving speed maybe.
One more damage.
I'm gonna get my final minion stack here.
the titanic comb is really open
I need to get close enough to out of them
why can't this bush?
She's no tank here
We didn't know we're here
I'm wasting so much time honestly. I guess we just waiting dragons
I have a lot of cannons on this thing.
I'm coming team, I'm coming poppish to show top lane here.
We can look.
What if I go all the way behind here?
I send it.
Never mind.
Wanna fight him or not?
Oh, that's a fake.
I don't wanna eat her.
No!
Run, run, run, run, run the wave. We can't lose him.
I should just eat her, the red I guess.
We know how to get Poppy out of that.
Don't do these ginks.
I can't defend.
We have soloed in 20, slow chase.
Gigateep, jagal.
No, don't fight.
I can't move!
Oh, I should have flashed the VyQ, he was so free.
I might be still in the middle of a bolly huh?
Get the cheese!
Get the dragon!
Get the dragon!
Finish it!
Oh no.
Defend.
aww
Defend, defend the Nexus
Defend the Nexus
I'm coming
I should be able to defend
Kill linter
got you man now we're talking
He was my Niner!
End angle? No kill?
Probably Baron
I have 7000 health. I don't think you're killing me.
I should not be farming, I'm fiddling.
We want to play with this Baron right now, we go, we go, mid-top, mid-top, mid-top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, break the breaks
Hell, I'm getting by with that, but don't follow up.
Oh, they're desperate.
Okay, we need tower fallen.
Amazing.
I'm sorry, I don't know about that.
I thought we were still pressuring top for some reason
We recall and didn't realize
Shit, what's the best showgap build?
It's obviously these four, these four are buzzing
But what's the fifth?
Randvins
I'm done for Randvins
Free active items, oh boy
how am I gonna do this?
I already said dead, what is she doing?
guys, we're not losing here
we're losing here!
I'm coming
oh big damage I got the full wave I got the full wave by the way I'm looking
Oh my god it's fucking lost are you serious bro what is happening
Bro, this new season there's a new wave every 10 seconds like I'm clearing one wave
And then there's already a new wave coming like I can't believe they can just end like that
Oh, what is this performance guys guys guys
Titanic show is legit though. I should play more often
Hey boss did you see that Tyler1 admitted to inside trading hell illegal activity?
We need police volleyball balls on this check the clip LMFAO.
Declave
No Tyler one shave his head by June 1st 2026
Yes with 51%
Yeah, I'm in time training the fuck out of that no Tyler one shave his head I
Don't get it
Share the people is better than anything these days?
Like who comes up with these bats?
This is awesome.
Right is adding new cool things for April Fools.
and it will be coming in first.
Oh hell nah, let's throw it.
Malin Champion combo, prevent yourself from seeing your own health bar.
Oh hell nah.
I play like this already
They're adding this for April 2nd, if you do the game of the month.
There's no way they're adding this to, uh, RACK!
20 gold per 10 seconds
More showgaff
I can't get enough of showgaff
I should have won last game dammit
Gentle man show gift this time.
Read your last sub.
is my Mald salary coming in there were some issues at the bank
Ummm
Do you guys want to see my dangler?
I
Would all of the magic three is there no current game
This is my jungler 2300 LP challenger oh my god
He's a genius
Cute start rumble that's a first
I think soon she's gonna do the fun in the one I'm gonna get one shot at.
The fight is getting on!
I am relaxed!
First play!
Rumble missing!
You little fellow!
Alright, not bad so far, I hear steep advantage, but I kind of pry over here.
Pry is a big concept in League of Legends.
You always want to look to have it.
I
Out to E, out to E, why am I not out to Eing?
I don't even know how that worked for him.
Yes, Mundo is the strongest jungler in the game by 4 and if David says that champion has 50% winrate then it's just...
That's why I'm saying that winrate doesn't...
You can't take winrate into consideration when you look at how strong a champion is.
I'm in trouble now. I have to die in the middle of the game.
I like a man who grins when he fights.
Well guys, clean.
What are you doing your free time outside of league?
I play Rina and Aramaeum
He's outside of league.
Shit, how come TFT is called TFT and Aram Mayhem is still called League?
Why are we not called...
Like, isn't TFT just the game mode of League?
And isn't...
Yeah.
Yeah, I think about it
I
What am I doing
I am the max.
You, sir, are a coward and a ruffian.
He doesn't recall.
I'm recalling.
top gap. All of these minions are gonna stay on one health just for win to last hit the
What?
Can you lose it?
And
This guy's so giga fed man had even play
I'll hang on.
No!
Come on!
Come on the fuck down
It's more that you're serious.
Orphid though got a shutdown, because I got caught with a greedy recall, we get a shutdown for the team.
Yep.
Calculated.
Calculated.
Let's start with knight, Jensen.
I need to stop eating minions, man.
Anything less would be uncivilized.
who's a bully now?
He's J4 is such a fan, it doesn't necessarily need to be a fan, he probably just fixed
Stabbed and sees Rhino Belly enemy team, so he knows he needs to shut him down
Doesn't necessarily mean that he's a fan. He just knows the best way for them to win the game
It's not that Rhino Belly
You know play the game
let me eat
i think life is in problem
FRF armacy
HA!
HMMM!
Easy
Coming into my bush
I'm gonna ulti in the middle of the desert
I'm gonna kill over them
Always oversteady guys
I'm dead.
Where am I?
Hard get her!
NOOO! I should have rocket belted, shite!
Minus one stack. Whatever, got the kill.
Oh my god.
I'm staying out of care, always stay.
Lomanna!
What is this tax?!
And my tower as well, are you serious?
Oh, you're so bad Oriana
I'm out, I'm hanging something
Old balls would have stayed there.
I'm here!
Hi, baby!
I see silver this was a challenge for lobby
1900 LP, 1700, 1600.
Why don't you go Dusk and Dawn?
Does Dusk and Dawn Shogaf work?
Should pressure us?
Check it?
It shouldn't work.
Chat says no, so I don't even have to try it.
I'll do one more game.
This guy has been like, bro, you are not using your TP on V.
You are not using your second TP.
Wait, top laners get a TP from their quest, don't they?
On the V button?
I've been forgetting to use it completely.
A reenact date!
Box name is finally confirmed in visual files, shaker has been mentioned, season 2 is going
to be a crossover of temacia and demons.
This was originally confirmed by the gamescom lan america post but now with...
too long nothing beats Emily Cass hilarious fake TV adverts
BGT 2026. Krusovice, T-Lust, Jackie's blogger.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm all right, thank you. How are you?
Very good. What's your name?
My name's Emily.
What do you do for a job?
So, I'm a voice actor.
Oh!
Did you come with anyone?
My mum and my brother are actually in the audience.
There we are.
I
Do you think you're good enough to win Prince Scott's talent? I'll tell you what I leave that in your hands
Okay surprises I gave what I've got
Well, it's been a tiring week of auditions so far, but up next, Emily Catherine Bournemouth
leaves behind her dignity for a chance to win a performance at the Royal Variety. Strong
insults, possible rejection, coming up next.
That's pretty good.
And right now, you can collect one buzz per judge.
That's four red buzzes in your back home googling sidehouses that don't involve talent.
But don't worry, this is how I change the pitch of my voice at a touch of excitement.
You can grab your place as a home.
Press Simon's button and hear him say,
It's a no from me.
I'm going to get a buzzer.
I'm going to get a buzzer.
I'm going to get a buzzer.
at home. Press Simon's button and hear him say, it's a no from me. My supramanda should
laugh, cry and still look flawless. Pour the strings on Alicia and she'll laugh at literally
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Watchin' the Prime, and the Boxing Glove!
Poof, poof, poof!
It's Alan Sol's separately,
battery's not completed!
I have no idea what's going on.
She's doing different styles than I thought.
And now it's time to slow my voice right down.
Had a touch of whisper.
Because this isn't just any judge.
Uh-uh-uh.
This is Simon Cowell.
blinding white teeth, orange tinted glasses, and a tight black t-shirt.
Oh, Simon Cowell, pure icon energy.
Assistance required. Can I get a little bit of help, actually,
because they're looking a bit confused at what I'm doing.
And the big...
Now I need to sound really confused slow my voice down
Because if you've ever sat at home stare at your TV
Wondering which ones aunt and which ones that
You are not alone
But together we can change this
Friends, what talent sponsored by Tesco's club card?
TVG Supply for this part. I'm speaking of fast boys as fast as possible.
No rights guaranteed. No guarantees for the bottom part.
We're 7 feet on this day. Drive, set the time and count.
My role as a man holding me laugh.
If I may, I'll give you a round of applause.
I'm very obsessed.
Spoids where I'm funny.
Remember, auditions are temporary.
The humiliation lasts a lifetime.
We're all in me here tonight.
Thank you and good night.
That's really good. That's really funny.
One shot, Emily. One shot.
The mediation's lost a lifetime.
That was funny.
We could actually use that at the start of the show.
No, no, it'll be almost a deal.
This is one of these acts where I was trying to work out what was going on.
I
Really liked it that was awesome, so you should be proud of yourself
Anything like that before was really brilliantly put together. I mean I've never done this before like I'm a face radio
I would say you are a breath of fresh air. You really
stand up all the other people that we've seen because you're doing something really really unique
let's take a photo
this is awesome
10,000 dollar girl scout cookies?
How much do these cookies cost?
Can I take 10,000 dollars for one?
Okay, here's 10,000.
Hey, what the hell did that one go?
Say when you're in your folder later.
No, I won!
He's taking my Tangerine.
I just come to grab the lemonade once, they taste the best.
Are you kidding me?
It's demons.
We only bought one.
How much do these cookies cost?
That's so nice.
Is Mr. Beans a kinder YouTuber out there?
Be honest.
Connections time.
Okay, think.
Boardwalk parking seems like stuff cars do cars roll
And cars have alarm on them siren siren and alarm is the same one for sure
Yeah
Radle timer
Shake and Radle obviously
Roller.
A noodle.
This is hopeless, I give up.
Chat AD or tanks on?
I played tanks on earlier, now I can go AD
But I'm gonna feed, I'm gonna feed a lot
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I give up.
game
EGNIZED RUMBALL
IGNIZED RUMBALL
I don't know if she has a farm with E
I'm looking to actually block
Break my full shield, but what now?
Don't crash, push the flanks, now they need to push this past the car
I'm going to damn check and do a name as good looking to die in the end you're not gonna
kill me
Oh, but I'm one hell. Come kill me.
Ah, this is stupid. This is really stupid.
I could have done this a lot better. Low-key TPing by the way.
Good death, good death, big guy.
You're trying to catch this wave though?
Sure you can do this?
I think you're dead son.
Oh.
There's no recalling here guys.
only the only angle is death on the next wave. You gotta make the lane boldly tile.
I'm gonna kill him in a brah. I'm literally a free kill. There's a snack sitting here.
Oh no. You did it again. You did it again. You did it again! No! Come on. Come on.
I
Right into Q world this wrong is having a rough day
What's his flash back on?
100 seconds?
Here wave, here, here
I didn't get to be in the death timer for long enough, so I got a long death.
I didn't get to be in the scion passive for long enough, and therefore I got a long death
timer.
I wasn't able to hit the fresh holder.
Guys, just tuning in will he continue the ADC challenge?
After this game I'll go on main account to play one ADC game deal.
I haven't quit on the challenge yet. I am completing the bottom challenge.
No, you're overheating, you're overheating, rubble!
We'll be fine.
Is that on me?
I'm okay.
Yo shout out to everyone in chat said his flash is 100 seconds.
We're actually right
Chat we should team up we unstoppable together
It's at me.
You got Rocky Belt now that's a dash for my Q.
Really annoying when Rumble smashes.
Makes my life really hard.
But he doesn't have boots, so...
I can rocket belt, 3 dashes man, first he dashes one time then he dashes another time
me now the third time. He's using it off cooldown to dodge my stuff. It's all clear. I just need
to get three items so I can kick into death.
I'm still very far ahead in quest.
What I just died here, what my god?
I saved him four times by the way
I'm not gonna be kidding
He's staying. Are you good?
I thought it was just one of the guys that hit this
Ah, boom
enemy double kill
forget the basis of the slaying
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
and swing, and a double kill.
Look how much more worth it is for me to trade kills, guys. We're 6'6", 6'6",
but I'm two levels on him, two and a half items.
I'm honestly like double the fed that he is.
I'm him but double
We'll be closer
my good thing here
what
did he flash?
he passed him
he's a lizard
You can't ulti if you can't see, look at him, you can't ulti unless you have vision of the target.
Thank you.
I was ruined this game the entire day, by the way.
I
I can't believe I see that as a rocket belt, honestly, I just flashed it on.
Nice, beautiful.
real bad
an ally has been slain
shut down
no enemy has been slain
I shouldn't even do this, why am I even looking at this guy's direction?
If I die to him, he gets two levels, cause I'm level 15.
Let's just recall.
Let's do the smart thing.
only the imps are leaving
you're gonna make it
psych
I like to give my prey a chance to run away, or at least make them think they have a chance.
The Seraph is so squishy, I am 5 levels on the Seraph
Oh, he still has stun, GG
What a used stun already
Kung Fu Panda is the best trilogy of all time and it's lowkey not even contestable.
Christopher Nolan, the Batman is really good too but it's not Kung Fu Panda level.
And here comes all the braindead.
Lord of the Rings!
Lord of the Rings!
Lord of the Rings is good.
He's not great.
Lord of the Rings is good.
Really good, but it's not Kung Fu Panda.
Okay.
It's not up there with Kung Fu Panda.
up there with captain America trilogy is also up there with guardians of the
galaxy trilogy not with the baton trilogy
not up there with the matrix trilogy either
Did you see her complain shouting out during the first stand game?
Sheesh.
If you think this is all bad, not really.
Shrek sweeps all those you mentioned.
I'd really like Shrek, I'm gonna be honest with you, but I didn't watch it as a child.
I watched it as an adult.
But I didn't really...
I didn't like Shrek.
I'm gonna ult there.
I'm sending it.
You're done with him come on this guy
Relax you're all Tyler one buddy
I'm getting man, I'm a Jumbus.
Shad did you know me and Tyler are one of the best friends?
I have TP, but I gotta catch the wave first.
Oh this is...
Uh guys...
I'm coming!
That is here!
They have so many blues!
I can't.
They have exhausts, they have blues, I don't get it.
that's place all
You still have your quest TP.
Oh yeah, I got my quest TP.
Jack, can I tell you a story about LEC?
We got in, we got in people to coach me 1v1, right?
I was practicing matchup with people and I didn't want to do it with my opponents
so we got in like people are in the seal to practice with
Kill them
Yeah, so what?
That GG!
Yeah, we were getting in people in the scene, you know, like bunch of people, I don't want to call out names, but like, there are bunch of people,
because I'm gonna expose that person, and...
There's a bunch of people in the scene who you guys know who they are, for the most part,
taker, etc, etc, to practice natchups and to coach me in a way.
And I'm not kidding, we got in someone and he was watching through the screens.
He was watching me, I was live streaming on Discord of my screens.
And then he was like...
Anaronic is at like mouse
You should hear you hear you could just use your TP. I was like
My TP is like this I don't have TP. I was like yeah TP your quest TP
I was like buddy that's not how the quest TP works
We got in a person who had never played a game of this season
to coach me
I don't care if we're not having this guy again, I'm not going to go for this guy again.
He hasn't even played the season yet.
So much CC, like, this fucking Natalie's champion, man.
Weak champion!
This is Draven, he has armor, Talbot, and shield, though.
He's actually quite tanky.
Try to keep your bottom hand the game or what.
I'm fucking sending it
Where's this guy
Oh
Oh
Niiiiiice! Let's go!
GDVP!
Time for the bottom challenge.
You
nice beard you're growing thank you it's coming along nicely
I know exactly what I'm playing, I figured out ADC role, I figured it out.
That's what I'm doing on YouTube.
Comedian Daniel Edison nails these genius one-liners.
BGT 2026.
Krusovice, Tivlos Czechisk Lager.
Yo, what's up?
How's it going?
Good, how are you?
Good thanks, yes.
What's your name, sorry?
My name's Daniel Edison.
And your age?
I'm 28.
Do you think you can win?
Oh, I hope so.
Want to try?
All right
Good evening black bull
It's great to be here and before I start I've got some good news. I just got a new job
Thanks, I'm now the boss of a company making a drug to cure flatulence
Yeah, but the staff are terrible. I've only been there a week and I've already let one go
Oh, yeah. And we're off. Thank you. That is the level tonight.
So, I went to a bakery today. I asked for a baguette and a couple of hot drinks.
He said, two teas. I said, yeah, I can spell baguette, mate. All right.
You a cent!
You can't win him all.
Barely started.
Went to the doctors today. I said, doctor, I've got a problem with the hearing in one of my ears.
one of my ears he said are you sure I said yes I'm deaf in it and that was a
good
so if that goes on I just might as well walk off still it wasn't all bad he
finally cured me of being nocturnal I thought I'd never see the day I love
animals I've got a dog any dog over there tonight yeah I love my dog only
The only problem with my dog is he doesn't eat the vegetables I give him anymore.
I think he's border collie.
The other day my dog ran into the road. I shouted Buster! Move!
And he started break dancing.
But I'll leave you with this.
My favourite hobby as a child was throwing pebbles into the sea.
I really miss that hamster.
That joke's not true, by the way.
Thank God.
He was a gerbil, actually.
Thank you very much.
That was real funny.
That was real funny.
Shout out to bottomchallenge.ru and I got support.
It reminded me of how Tim blind us his jokes. It's just bang bang bang. I prefer like stories
or talking about things we can all relate to. Do you know what I mean? No, I'm starting
up. I'm gonna say no. And off.
You know, I say I'm the opposite.
I really like all of you.
I think you're hilarious.
Thank you.
I'm going to give you a yes.
Thank you.
It's like a roller coaster of jokes, isn't it?
Some would be good, some would be bad.
It was a journey.
I've never laughed so much, though, for an act that I've buzzed.
Even though I've buzzed you, I'm saying yes.
Thank you.
Um, look, Daniel, I'll say this.
As a compliment, you're the worst funny comedian.
No, seriously, the jokes are so bad, it was actually funny.
Yeah, actually...
I'm gonna say yes.
Thank you very much.
They bossed him in the beginning but then he got through anyways with free yeses
chat I'm gonna play like a psychopath this game I'm either going 20 deaths or
20 kills
They are called gods, but when they die, they can't hear their howls about the wind.
It's Oracle angle.
If you lose, I unfollow
I'll try to lose if I unfollow
Oh, you're so good. Oh my God. Oh my God.
I'll give you a handshake if we meet.
How much further could we march if we were not forced to carry out fears on our backs?
These guys are dead already haha
dive angle
Oh
Beyond can't have me when I am done
An enemy has been slain
I guess bush, I think I can still gank.
Olaf! Olaf!
I
Die Vanguo
Yo, it's not less.
The people cry out for strength that is already theirs!
I don't f**k my kill
I win this, don't I?
kill you in the game
getting all this is an entire level
Come on, Skyrim.
They see the wall.
Push.
Come on.
You funneled me!
I am.
Finish off.
I am your champ.
I am your champ.
You're my knight.
nice team nice let's go
has been slain.
The mountain before me is not always high.
It's not always a mountain.
The lava has been slain.
There are no enemies, no allies, only those about to die.
Proxy.
Right off!
Why are we full AD, I just realized?
This is disgusting team from where?
I'm gonna ulti ahead of him to skip the third aggro, but also kill him with the...
Chills! Chills! Chills! Wow. You can make this up.
Spears grow restless, before fields of wheat.
cost my excuses into the
little sticks
Of course, another best player to ever touch this game
Thank you.
Yes, yes.
Yes!
Yes, more like ass, with the way this guy played that one.
Oh
Going
I will fall, at least one more time.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Boars you usually don't stream at this hour.
Overworking for once.
Bro, yesterday I streamed like six hours.
Today I'm pushing six again.
It's rough, man.
I might have to go on vacation.
You know I haven't been on a real vacation in like...
Maybe seven years?
Every time I go to another country, it doesn't work.
I think that's a lot of people though, people even go on vacations these days.
Like I don't wanna be that guy, but I don't wanna go on vacations cause they're so internet.
Like, like there's no PC, you know.
Like why would I want to go to Greece, where, oh, you can't, you can't swim in the ocean, ahhh!
Yeah, but where's my PC? I need a PC.
We should normalize not leaving your home.
I live.
How?
I'm a mess.
I'm a mess.
I'm a mess.
I'm a mess.
going
care is filling the bush filling the bush
are you serious?
Shut down.
Shut down.
An enemy has been slain.
Shut, which country is the best vacation country in the world?
I will not surrender.
I've never been to Thailand, but I've heard great things about it.
The art of war is healing your heart to be real.
No, you are alive.
My brother.
That's it.
You are so bad for real.
The world moves as the heavens lie still.
I fell off all over the hat and I'm so useless.
If they bleed, they will call the system.
They will not call the system.
these boots are not hitting
Garen is pushing though.
Oh
There we go I knew it was there
Guys, Bill will come and kill us. I can't even be in the pit, I will die.
I'll die to the AoE.
Oh my god.
Holy justice.
The man who tastes the venom of gods must beat his words.
Keep fighting!
It is not why I fight, but who I fight for.
Oh, they lied! They lied Ward!
I had a nightmare, I hit my head and I wasn't able to see colors anymore, turns out it was
just the balls running it down again.
well that's that is hilarious
well that one that was hilarious
come on put that one on the wall by yourself
I am the tip of the spear
raised against surrender
I can't deal.
Boom, bullseye!
Oh my god, they're just sitting under their tower, can we split y'all, go split my place!
Play the game.
I do not set your pace, I raise against it.
High bounce in back watching after a long time.
What really made you love streaming more than pro play?
Love seeing you crush in leg.
He got kicked off obviously.
I got kicked.
Look at my gameplay.
This is why I did not get kicked.
Look at my game playing, this is why I did not get ganked.
she runs for her life
I'll make a comeback to pro play.
We can't have EU, we can't keep getting the virus, EU.
What am I doing?
They're playing tomorrow, right, with the Genji.
They got it.
They win.
I don't get it, I haven't seen T1 in first hand yet, did they not make it?
It's crazy. I thought they were the goats.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm winning this.
Bro I need to get out of this game but I'm not playing this anymore.
i queued up to play bottom and i get support like
After every defeat, I ran around the mountain until English aim could not kill up.
There's no way to fight him.
Push, Garen! Push!
Ordered Claws!
and
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I get her.
enemy
We lost
I
Know
I'm never playing this again.
boys I'm off now I'm off I gotta go and make some food and go to sleep
appreciate you guys coming in take care buddy good night and bye bye