You're alone.
Hello, hello.
JoeChief.
Jut mit Hut, fingersub, appreciate that.
Card, Palfi, Fingersabu.
Hello guys, hello guys, welcome to stream. Welcome, welcome. Hope you had a good day so far.
How did you get so handsome messy?
Tarnish won, Fingersabu.
I'm very blessed with it, so I can fall asleep whenever I want.
the biggest counter to ambesa is poppy
Or why? I go pop in.
Go boots and then I'll go biscuit delivery. I think.
Yeah, yeah.
You're not allowed to stream, it's past your bedtime.
You're not my mother.
I don't have firecracker poppy on this account.
It's a riot account.
I'm not sure if it's a secret or an Rp hidden away.
Would you be down for a late night horror game stream?
That would be so nice.
I don't think I've ever played a horror game in my life.
my absolute goat hope you are having a great day well thank you
SKX-009 favors, I appreciate that.
game of League of Legends is a horror game.
cover please
no problem showgaff no problem
Hello bossy, what's her type of female?
That's just aggressive.
I'm like half dying.
I've plenty of mana to work with, I should start spamming abilities.
I probably dead
get him shoga
Alice she dies
I don't need to TP.
Sure, let's run back to lane right.
How did your aid go at the bosses?
I raided the yesterday.
Oh, I wiped a few times.
How do you feel about the war coming up?
Europe ends up being a battlefield often, careful.
Also have you been with Finnish girls before?
Nice good job, I kinda messed up, but it's winning.
I'm going top, by the way.
Hope we're fine with that.
No boonin'
Nah, I'm ridiculous.
Wait, when did I come back for?
Hammer from again.
Where hammer is that shit I done bruh?
I don't wanna go only the other one.
Might as well just buy this.
live well little poppy I don't know about that
If you're waiting for me to give up, you might be here a while.
I think it's so much free damage for fun.
Let's stop doing it, what about?
I'm gonna take that much.
God rest.
PLEASE!
I'm gonna cat that.
Kata!
It's okay, I got a kill, thank you
I should be before I get here full dead
what was average in school I gotta stay I'm not getting this play they in
shit I can't stay for the wave all right playing for TP I guess I'm trolling so
hard like
I'm going to miss a whole wave as well, it is cooked.
Thanks Galaxon!
I heard your voice in my dream actually it was my girlfriend watching you.
Double buff on Bessa, thanks.
fuck, i bro, i don't know what i'm doing
Pop is probably just losing now, and he won't even be close either, he's just hard losing.
These traits are not winning anymore.
Oh
I just did fucking possible now
would you rather get your dick sucked right now or in free and alone
I'm not gonna stay down
Or this freak donals today
I'm old
I'm just gonna proxy farm and let my team carry me this game I think.
They're all doing very well. Should be a free win.
Let me move!
That's a warning shot, tf.
I'm just going to have her die, I'm just going to snare her, I'm just going to snare her
Please!
Help me!
Dominating.
Shut them up.
That's okay. I'm playing the wrong way.
We need dragons to win I think I'm playing we're playing poppy show gaff we're meant for dragons
Fact that we only have one at 60 is kinda rough
Why are we starting to drag him by the way?
I'm getting global cards that ever fight in a desolate mercs.
Can't play my champion.
I'll see 37 months of you taking my money, hot face emoji, skull emoji, biting lip emoji,
couple with heart emoji, foot emoji, tongue emoji, eyes emoji, you know what I mean?
Oh.
Oh, my W didn't proc, though.
enemy double kill
bye
oh, my e is so cool
I guess we're both in the ass, this is not going to happen anymore.
Double kill!
And it's getting spruity.
Yep, it's even heavier than it looked.
I was losing my way.
Not dead. Or am I? Bye bye! Yes, suckers. I'll see you later.
Oh, come to get season for five million years.
Come on, mate, dude.
He's gonna be out of it.
Cutta!
She's dead, though.
win the Seraphine
oh yeah Seraphine
We're going for the Ministers game
You die a hero
So if you leave him you cannot kill this guy.
I'm not TPing top, science or anything, if I TP top I'll just have a lot of health
The ally has been slain.
You are...
Not dead.
I'm dead!
relax, you don't actually think you can kill me
Okay.
Wet Luzel fight, Leona and Besson.
I think I need one more armor I did not advise on paper
Oh, I'm dead.
Ah, that was a low bid.
Literally all I need to do this game is to push Scythe, Perma, and then on objective
That's my entire job this game
I don't know what I'm trying to siege
I need vision if I wanna ult him up.
This is great.
Ah this is great.
I steam.
I'm sure they come at you after some damage from even if I stand still for 20 seconds from
2 CCs, and she's able to kill me
Oh, stop!
Oh no...
I can't, yeah!
Bye bye!
Spell you later!
Am I dead?
Alright, time to find my Sia and click W on her.
Who is my best target to ult the combat zone?
for me to give up you might be here while the team has destroyed
Let me cook!
Oh
We're talking
Hit the tower
the game here by the way the best I've are I just have to press up the engine
champion doesn't work
All right
That was a rough game holy moly
There's rough one
You're not getting an older side because you were spam pinging
1400 LP grandmaster looks like we're on rhino belly today chat rhino belly gaming don't
ask why I'm not playing on my main that you don't want to know what it is but all I can
for the next seven days I might be playing on Rhino Belly rather than my main account.
No specific reason for that though.
Also everybody doing today, welcome to shim guys, welcome welcome, hope you are doing
fantastic
ah Leblanc watch this
It's a mid laner and something else, so it has to be Lux, it can only be Lux actually.
Goggles on.
That's the bonger.
That's not me.
That's it.
Bruh, I am steamrolling it today.
This is crazy.
Silas?
I did all the robots, this doesn't make any sense.
I'll try to play this game, give me a sign baby.
love
house is all of
is that a foot or a hand? I don't even know
Arellia
That's impossible to know
Project maybe a prestige project
Up or up or up or the Loser Towns versus the word eSports game free of series. Oh wait a second
Hang on was this
Well, since the NLC spring finals, best of five fearless, and the Bows of Us brings out the
the Kled in game 3.
Armour me getting shit on here, like 4 and 8 or something, 4, 6, 5, 4, 7, 5.
Not the greatest KDA, Crowny on the other hand, he went 0 and 5, 0 and 5 Crowny, we
So how's everybody doing today?
I'm on very late, I have a reason why I'm on late, I'm not going to reveal the reason
to you guys but I might just be streaming in the middle of the night tomorrow.
Shet, I installed my Wii today, been playing some Wii, Wii sports, and it's just been great.
I tried to plug in my Mario Kart CD, but it didn't work.
And I bought it from an official website, and they just give me a CD that doesn't work.
uh... sweden
bousy got a girlfriend i'm calling it she's from n-mail
Tratt, you think a person like me, top of the ladder, messy of league, one of the best
to ever do it, you think I have time for that nonsense?
Wow, NateSaturday's stream, that stream come today.
Good luck with the game, Boussy.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Dude, e-dating is the future if you want to find a good girl.
Is e-dating where it's at?
So you played Wii Sports with your boyfriend the whole day, don't get too sweaty high.
Feel my belly ribbon, every time you're on me, you're gonna get my belly in your face.
Lucky 13.
Carry this game backwards.
i know you can
am i dead?
she's already out of her potion
I don't know what's going on with my junglers, but they're both on one camp.
Oh
We killed
This wave next wave beam
I will have my item.
I don't know if she's gonna let me.
If she tries to freeze I proxy it's very simple
Proxy the wave
Proxy the wave. I'm not actually gonna proxy the wave. It's gonna hold it
Now my wave crashes, now it's going to stack up to big wave, shouldn't have to TP, I just
want back to play in the capsule a little bit.
Hello Mr. Simon, I wish you every success in today's competition.
good luck
look at this massive wave
oh my god
I don't want to grab damage
she has murder threats now she's so much more fed than i am
I guess I'm sitting on 500 gold
GG man
I forgot to even hit level 6 so I'm supposed to die.
That's just how the game works.
Once you even hit 6, you're dead, no matter what.
I think there's counterplay alone.
I won't lane this. You might think, oh my Gragas is strong into Riven, why don't you lane?
I'm dropping B3 then, not even counter my shots
Renekton beats her. Yeah, that's capo by the way.
Nothing beats Riven it's impossible you can't beat the champion it can't be done
If it's a Riven who has 5 million points and is high elo, it cannot be beat up, it
is impossible.
Actually, you're giving me counter picks, but this is in those counter picks only
work if the Riven doesn't know what they're doing.
It's the river that knows what she's doing. She can't lose. It's impossible.
I know something that can beat a ribbon. A strap that should be used to ribbon mains all around the world.
Use a gun, kill the player, cause fuck ribbon mains and fuck that channel.
I'm gonna try and take the next wave in her face, I'm gonna hit level 9 for mana so mana
is not gonna be a problem
Oh my god, just stunned me so I couldn't fucking...
He's done me so I couldn't release my Q
I almost got my buddy, almost, see ya
Let's get this party started.
We've got a tip to bot here, I flashed on the ult.
Oh, I'm facing.
I get quest finished.
Gonna hit level 11 on that. I should look to fight her again instantly. I'm giga strong now way stronger than her
Riven!
It's not that easy anymore, is it?
Game turned out to be quite hard now, actually.
The enemy has been slain, and our line has been slain.
Good job.
So nice so fed 5v1, it's a little bit scary.
The one that's offending top, guys?
Guys, what is this background?
Yeah, yeah.
Hmm, we're paralleling 25, I guess I'll float back for it.
Ekko probably getting Mertreds, they're gonna have 3 Mertreds and a fed Sona, not these
Thanks again.
I don't know, Riven got the full, Riven got tower top and 3 blading stuff, I rotate,
I swap lanes, because it's better for the game
I really make a stupid effort for it
because I feel like I'm not the strongest one
F**k, I didn't do that
I'll try to flash like you're dead if I...
I guess I'm going back top, here.
Make sure we get this dragon.
Very good pick.
Chill, chill, we have plenty of time.
I should have titted bot, but here I can sandwich them
I'm gonna make sure he doesn't she's the dragon
You cannot do dragons as a non-jungler in 20-26, so like Kalista going bot here, and
me going mid is the correct place, push out the waves, the only way you get these dragons
It's for the dragon to do them
This is how they made the game
Bomba!
There we go.
Thinks I started to go a little bit better now.
Very nice.
Good place.
I'm getting Giga fed.
I can help you.
No no! I'm gonna die. No! I think I'm trolling here.
You're playing way better.
So, now it's getting so much better by the way.
Play double tier based on that.
I'm basing, we just wait dragon, play the dragon, I don't have flares so I can't get
I'm not on zone though
I think we're in some weak. I can't step stand still. We're not that weak.
I'm just going to make a moment of reason.
Oh
I don't know if I should go side lane or not.
I'm gonna bleed to death stance, son.
I have nothing.
Do you guys playing dumb on yourselves?
I need help Lulu!
Okay I'm fine.
I'll admit trial.
I'm scaring haha
At least you're incredibly deep there
and ally has been slain.
Nice clean game, very clean.
I don't have TP, but I don't think they can start to Baron.
My team is gonna die if I go.
Otherwise I should not just keep splitting.
No one can stop me.
Oh got the bot inhibitor I guess I'm still working on the mid inhibitor now.
Just hold them top guys.
Just hold them there and I will take their base.
I can almost up here my bad
Holy despair
Well at least I got a lot of gold
Oh
How is full build 7 hundred AP, can I have more?
Let's get him
I hope we can kill some of them.
She has triple tear, fully stacked, this Zona.
This item is giving her 16% heal and shield power.
She has 3 thousand mana in terms of items and is giving her 16%.
You the best and cutest.
That's two forbidden idols.
Is this the worst item in the game?
I'm going to keep going with a bit of strategy, I never fails.
Riven has ma also, she can probably hold me.
I can get the phalised ward and save from any gank.
Hit the nexus!
Oh!
That's gonna be GG!
Another win on the high level account!
was it Riven all to be? She had the mechanics for it, yep.
love only vids
so how much LP do I need to hit challenge even?
1800!
I can do today
How do I get a girlfriend?
naked in front of her and start crying.
That's not always works.
This game is wild.
Which one is it?
I need to hear your breathing.
I love it.
Oh, who moved this way?
Are you hurt?
Hey, take it down.
There's Logan Paul.
Which one is it?
Ted Hill scores Ant and Dex golden buzzer for hilarious phonetic alphabet
BGT126
Here now, the sun is shining in every corner
What's your name?
My name is Ted, I'm 31 and I'm from London
What is your job?
My job is to go into schools and perform science shows where I set things on fire and blow stuff up
Oh that's cool
What do you do?
I'm here to combine my analytical, weird brain
with my love of stand-up comedy.
Did you bring anyone with you?
Yeah, I brought my friend Amy with me.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's do this.
Thank you.
Yeah!
Okay, hello, everybody!
Hello!
I'm here to talk to you about something very important to me.
I'm here to talk to you about my special interests.
I'll address the elephant in the room here.
I am a very autistic man.
Thank you very much for noticing.
Thank you, some of my people, thank you.
I don't love that loud of a noise, but fine.
These things are some of the things I love.
Graphs is one of them.
I really like graphs, like a lot of autistic people.
And just before we begin, Simon, I am so excited to meet you.
You are actually my third favourite person named Simon Cowell.
Oh, give me a context.
This is the list of my top three favourite Simon Cowells.
If this audition goes well, though, Simon, we can go from this...
..to this.
LAUGHTER
That's what I call a joke.
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
My second favourite Simon Cowell is this Vietnamese boat
that I found.
LAUGHTER
Now, that's what I call a boat.
It is a boat. Thank you.
And my first favourite, Simon Cowell,
is, of course, this Victorian wagon boy
that I found in the 1841 census of Lancashire.
What's a wagon boy?
There is a certain resemblance between you.
Another love stitch.
Another of my special interests is the phonetic alphabet.
I love the phonetic alphabet,
so, like, if you're saying your postcode over the phone,
You'd say alpha instead of a or bravo instead of b one problem
I have with the phonetic alphabet though is it's kind of boring
So I've come up with my own phonetic alphabet the idea behind mine
Is it as difficult as possible for the other person to know which letter of the alphabet you're referring to a is I?
Then BCC sa sa
I, I, Phoebe, Geebee, Heavey-Geebees,
I, Geebee-Geebees, Keys,
Leave-Means-Leave, Means, Neave-Means-Neave,
Urnberg, Sa, Hees, Arsonist,
Waaah!
Sa, you are...
What?
Why?
Ten!
You are, as a command, and CBGBs.
Or, as we say in Britain, Zedby Jedbys.
CHEERING
Woo!
CHEERING
Uh, KSI, it is such an honour to meet you.
Uh, KSI, as I prefer to call you, keys...
WAH! ..I...
LAUGHTER
It was off the tongue a bit nicer.
My favorite thing about today has been about there,
me and my new best friends.
I need me's needs are and sir I sir.
Have I had a good time here?
I have.
I've plotted a graph of my rough enjoyment
of this evening so far.
And that compares quite differently to Simon's enjoyment.
He's enjoyed it less than me.
You'll notice the bit where he enjoyed it
was mostly where I was saying his name, which does.
Isn't that right Simon? Yeah, it is true.
He's good. He's very good.
He's actually funny.
That's everything from me. Thank you very much. My name's Madel.
Bro, this is hilarious. This is hilarious.
That was great.
I love that.
Oh, thank you. No funny.
Oh, thank you.
He's just on the roll, yo.
Oh my gosh, that was so unique!
That was funny.
Can't see what the judges have to say, I got into a game unfortunately.
Smolder top, oooh, eeeew
Well, the way I'm going to play is I'm going to get lost chapter and I'm going to farm him
But until then I'm going to try and give us a little stacks as I can
And as little kills as I can
Going up and taking a hit is not a bad thing because now you see my minions was gonna kill
that lost minion and now instead they start focusing the smolder and like I still end
up losing it but you see the idea right?
You can like prevent losing Lassies by tanking an Outdoor too.
I'm going to get so harassed on the like the worst person.
Alright, I have same CS as the smolder for the most, but I did pretty well here.
am i surviving x-wave? i'm not right
i should be
oh, i better survive now
I'm waiting base for 20 gold and silver fillable.
It's such an important item I'm gonna do it.
I don't really have to wait, I'm just gonna sell the fillable gun.
I should be able to trade back now.
Of course it's hard to hit E on the ranged character, I love that.
NAH!
Smolder, smolder!
Aren't you overstaying there?
Ah, not my lane!
Not my lane, not my concern!
Yeah yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Shots flashed out of the window.
Get some.
Yeah yeah.
Oh, every creep I got from getting harassed.
She's sweating.
thing.
That was a stupid ult by me.
Yo plant, are you gonna spot me?
Thank you.
probably recalls
oh that's a recall
he's playing with fire, hello?
what's up with the kill?
Bum bum you have flash at everything you don't think I'm gonna hit that rock
Oh, not my lane.
I can wait my flash, I'm in a good spot.
Oh yeah
She used her flying thing
Nice
I got the damage of 1Q and the damage of an ult
and I got a flash
I'll pass for more
If I get one more Q, I can flash on her, if I'm not good enough.
She dies if she stays.
I don't have flash yet.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
I don't have flash yet.
Oh boy.
I'm gonna flash on you.
It's gonna happen!
Bro!
Get them!
Graves?
jungler should not be allowed to gank 1 lane more than 2 times
like you should not be able to gank a lane 3 times
that should be the limit
what? third aggro?
fuck out of my lane
What is this Taric doing here?
I keep interrupting her flying ability with one of my CCs and as soon as I interrupt it
She cannot move. She just dies down.
Him. Him.
This game looks free.
I'm on it.
I
Rake out of my lane
Get out of here. What are we doing?
I didn't flash
Holy scion, wait what the fuck, how fed is my scion, this 4k health is 13, wait how fucking
FED is this guy
I didn't even know if I've gotten that fed before
And now he's giving a shot down, don't give it a smolder, smolder got it.
Oh my god.
What is the best second item if you don't need Crippleum?
Pan?
Or Lich Ben?
I'm a Lich Ben enjoyer.
Oh
DLX for your number one fan
Hey Bartol
Uh, no thank you
I'm dead here boys
Where am I?
Oh
Let's finish this.
I want you up boys
My brother
you look different today bro I told my twin brother to stream instead of me
in my school back in the days we had twins and because one guy was like giga
giga like like you can't show stuff he got like an award like everyone's
school finish every people get like assigned awards if they did good stuff
So he got an award, and then they gave his twin an award as well, but I know he didn't deserve the award
They only gave it to him, so he wouldn't feel bad that his brother got one and he didn't get one
and
I didn't know you went to school, when school is finished, I was actually quite a short
kid
they call me the einstein of class
It's the end of the game, or?
I was on a 6k health, and 22 minutes, pretty good, I mean, I have done that.
I mean, I'm not a better person on this, but it's still good to have a person who has not a better coach.
another win this is crazy bro I'm winning every single game closing in on
1500 LP now
That is my purse I am currently
On my personal maybe I don't even know
Going in on LP world LP personal record, but then of course
Even if I get 1600 LP 1700 LP even even be close to the peak rank
I've gotten because inflation is crazy in 2026
LP inflation is real.
Did you finish ballers?
No.
Still working on it.
I don't understand people that like start a show and then they finish it in like a week like how do you do that?
It's not enjoyable to watch a show
If you brute force it you gotta enjoy it watch one episode here
Maybe one day you watch two episodes and
You know just
Take it slow. It's way better if you take it slow
I never understood people that just goes through a show in once one single week
If you're gonna if you're gonna watch something for more than okay
Let's say an episode is 30 minutes 40 minutes
If you're gonna watch something that takes longer than 40 minutes
If you're gonna watch something for more than 40 minutes, then you might as well watch a movie
You know, why aren't you watching a movie then?
Shows are literally meant for short period of time watching
And if you don't have 40 minutes, then you're going on YouTube and you're watching a YouTube video
If you don't have time for a YouTube video, then you then you're going on shorts, you know
It's as simple as that.
You need to target, you need to enjoy the content that you're meant to enjoy with the time you have.
bro, you spend your whole day playing league, don't talk about time management, well,
and uncalled for
Today I actually went to the store so checkmate. I actually was productive today
It lacks a little bit of damage don't it?
If I pick Sion I go tank, but then I'm gonna go tank killer, top laner.
That's the only problem.
But then I can go AD Sion.
I need to start banning Riven, other than Hylo.
That's the second Riven today, I need to start banning it, as soon as you go into Hylo games,
All these one tricks are showing up.
I'm dying 20 times.
Maybe I should still have been tanked this game actually.
Fuck.
Too late to change now.
Got face rush.
What if I go cloth farm or start?
So, Riven may not challenge your undying a million times and probably losing the game.
Only cowards fear death.
I don't care how much damage he did to me, I'm not losing a single creep.
Okay, I might be losing a few creeps.
I'm just gonna make it to the cannon. Once I hit the cannon I can die.
So now I guess.
I got no spell on her or the wave. It's bad luck actually.
Oh my god, perma band, revamp, perma band, the champion, like, forgot you have to do this in high elo.
There is no way she's letting me proxy, I'm just gonna run through her I guess.
Oh she's letting me.
We don't have an ADC, we don't have any damage for the Riven.
Is this the worst meta for Sion? Probably, yeah.
It's unplayable in every way.
Oh guess who's hitting 6th, a kill in there.
I don't have anything to do, I'm just gonna have to tank it.
Oh
I don't do banner because I've been playing low master for the last two weeks.
In low master you don't really have to ban her because people don't play her.
Now I'm playing hyelo and everyone's fucking riven one trick as to not playing her in hyelo
because jumping is completely overpowered.
So now when I'm playing hyelo I have to ban it. I just forgot.
to do mate it's completely unplayable she hundred zeroes me whether she has
ulti or not like this champ is so fucking broken man
of course they made the strip of skin champ jump around dancing faking guinea
Come here, you screams!
Why in the whole victory?
I even threw those minions.
What is he doing here, nice.
has been slain
Get the pieces of the slimes!
That's sick.
Smartest Riven player standing in front of it on purpose. Good job, bro.
5?
I even take this wave, am I dead to raven?
I am.
No more enemies.
We can't live on form.
We cannot win this game, we should probably just FF.
Yeah
really did that well
drop moderator only like 15 seconds to late but
double escape
Open top. I can't go there without dying, so...
She's giving push.
a bit of flank here
Here comes Riven!
How
Madden I did three thousand two hundred damage this fight the fact that we lost it
He's just ff band river next game is actually winnable
It has been destroyed
I'm just gonna have her item now, it's a funny item.
They're on the dragon, can we not stop them guys?
I'm just sending it, I'm gonna fuck, go, go, go.
I know, this game is unwinnable, this game is unwinnable.
the
for the love of god can you change this music to something normal
elevator music is better than this
It's good though.
at least afk, i know why we are not pressing S, we are not winning this
Like Alan you're so fucking annoying every fucking 10 minutes I'll get fucking flash
just vanning you like holy fuck.
I can't fucking... my eyes are getting fucked every 10 minutes.
and
the
I got a shot down, and then I got 1k.
Let them die.
You can't get the kill, you can't get the kill.
I
Ignore this big
I could like defending
Wow we're not ffing this game.
and
the
shit
I'm pushing mid, Lee's pushing top, we win guys.
I just valor sweet I didn't lose LP last season rank diamond
And now you all of a sudden climb all the way to Grandmaster.
You must have really improved.
Very impressive what you've done here.
Wow, incredible.
A diamond player goes all the way up to Grandmaster.
Incredible stuff, incredible improvement.
You are not allowed to improve, I mean you are allowed to improve, but not this season.
And if you have better ranked this season than you had last season then it doesn't mean anything.
same guy we have me I'm gonna be playing with him all night cuz it's fucking 1
a.m. solar queues you play with the same five guys everything game so I'm banning
this river notepad I can't wait to see River notepad on another champion it's
gonna be hilarious but I'm gonna be fucking waffling I'm gonna be lolling
it's so hard
I'll ban Alan R. Yeah, if I get fucking flashbanged one more time he's getting perma-banned.
Did your main get banned from the Pantheon game yesterday?
It did, yes, but I have top people on it.
They're working day and night to get it fixed.
if you are blind on me
my wife left me i lost my job my pets died my car broke down can you tell me what the
the best quality item on Sion is.
For sure Yomus.
The great thing about Yomus is you can use that in the passive for the extra movement
to chase people down.
She's skill.
Shill, X, Salty, Fingr, Sub.
You guys know this guy, he's the enemy team who says lovey-bows, my team never loves me.
I'm not for me anything am I?
It's more than...
It's all free.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah.
You take those.
Let's get this party started.
Let's be, I have no strep there.
I will not be bullied anymore.
Oh no.
Oh, I got 5 stacks into Q. Oh, what the fuck. What the fuck.
We can have an E in Ondarius, then you die, you always need to save an E for this engage.
I'm gonna run for the dud.
I'm gonna kill the damage.
Run for the megas.
I should have just gone now if I'm getting better at my talent
I think I just lived
Yeah, I'm not laning this anymore, no thanks.
I'm a way better proxier than Darius, like Darius can't really proxier, well he can, but not
as good.
Wolves up.
I should beat Lina one by one.
Wolfs up. I should beat Lina 1v1.
Though he has two kills, he's also dead. I have elixir.
I wish I had a ward here
We can blade 4 wave top, I'm gonna miss a few minions but it's worth.
blue buff, sweet
I'm dead
You truly think LR will ever come back?
No.
Is this your present chance?
and maybe for like some tournament like if some tournament showed up and they wanted me to
play then we will be able to like maybe I'll be done but I'm not sure not sure if I will
Let's get this party started!
We'll wanna...
Unclust the tower.
I'm on it.
flash
i think you're dead
somebody
oh fuck
yes
oh fuck that kill
should be a slashed
get him get the cow
I
Alright
oh
Talos is so angry
He's saying some very mean things
Don't do it guys!
go go go I'll give a fuck
Oh
You're a tipion, Jin.
No grave pressure in life, then. Killing ADC.
You're team has destroyed its current.
Someone fight bro.
I'm on it.
Fuck!
Hi, Vassi, I hope to be dominated by your girlfriend the way you are in League.
Your turret has been destroyed.
An enemy has been slain.
Shut down, Billy.
You hope to be dominated by my girlfriend?
Oh, you mean Margot Robbie?
I'll talk to her.
We'll set something up.
I
Now we'll bother Sauron.
oh yeah the fat wave here
are we throwing?
the door is tp, shit
fine though
I can't hold it, take it, we gotta go, we gotta go, go TF, go TF!
half of
This game is a little bit cooked.
coming mid
alright, we are dead before I get there
Run to the front!
We play this dragon.
Jin dead. We're alive.
I think we should.
Nami top, Nami, Nami, Nami
Nami more like Nani?
You can't play the game!
Like, I'm searching this camping every bush.
Mainly support versus ranged support, nice 3d go next, I'll draft that.
I'm gonna sit behind now and let my team face check and we'll see how it goes.
Good luck team. Good luck face checking bushes.
We should just play with TFR I guess. We cannot play without it.
As soon as we press the F4 we can see where everybody is and then we go.
I think fights are stupid as fuck.
I'm actually getting so nice this game. Oh, good fuck. I want to have any damage, but...
The game is unplayable, what the hell is he talking about?
Wars of nature, murderous directs, dairies, like this is what I'm playing versus. It's so unplayable.
hold the base, hold the base
I'm on it.
Engage, someone please go.
someone please do something you're so useless
Final scene
Good minus 15 though have good gains
My loyal fingers are appreciated, thank you.
Oh, I didn't ban Riven. I didn't ban Riven.
I might have to pick it myself if we don't ban it.
Garen. Anyone knows what's good in the Garen?
i always used to go queen into garen but i don't play queen anymore
hi my name is simon
my name is also simon
I don't know who this is.
I see.
Why do you not know?
I don't really keep up.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm not ashamed to admit it. I don't keep up with the latest news. I know nothing of
what's going on in the world. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Idiot tank, Zion.
Why are you hindering yourself from climbing Picking Sea over we all know this game will go?
go thank I guess
what is that scary game are you got to love that casual late-night gaming
You should try Lulutop.
The more I am informed about the world, the more I am informed about the world,
The more I am informed about the world, the more I realize how fucked up the world is.
I feel like you can't be happy if you follow news.
It's like not possible to find happiness.
Because there's so much shit in the world.
So the only way to be happy in life is to like be oblivious about what's going on around you.
And just pretend everything is fine.
I got my W explosion there, I'm doing big damage.
I think I'm lacking some damage here to kill this guy.
Uh oh, you did kill me.
Just know I outplayed you, Garen.
Now it's in your head that you got outplayed and you didn't have the damage to kill me
I'm ghosting for the proxy, I need it.
Nice! Come on! Come on!
What's the build looking like?
Hello building! Tank, right?
Uh, tabby is not really an option. Probably going unending holo radiance or unending Titanic.
I do not believe this.
Probably need whole radiance this game, they've not me, not so.
He's with the boots on us, healing him, anymore.
So fast.
of
ha ha ha
ooo should I execute there? probably
fuck
suddenly
jimsy
I can still execute
I don't even know if it saves me any time
yeah it should
The enemy has been slain.
wave
time to proxy
death at its chance
where am I
ha ha
fuck
he's wing like his w build is so
p
he's no cool land though
This Tracer is not winning.
level 8 here. To the cause! Wow bro. Insane.
We'll be alright from your spine.
We'll be better for the end level.
I'm going to use my shield.
Rampage.
The ally has been slain.
The enemy has been slain.
Oh, that's played.
I didn't watch your stream that often in the last months.
Are you now always streaming at later times?
I remember you streaming in the afternoon.
I'll stream a little bit later in the next few days I believe.
I can't, I can't walk up, I am in lethal range.
I
Can't play the game man. It's fucking guy man
just carry me team
Okay, what if I don't procsie, huh?
He's waiting for me to proxy now and then I don't proxy and I gank instead
Checkmate
Taste that
He's gonna sit down, relax a little bit under my tower, but he'll carry me on this one.
I'm gonna be honest.
Garen is 11, he's ulti does 11-hunt through damage.
If I never died to him, I should be free win.
But I can't win the trade store.
I'm not fisting this guy now.
Oh, that's not a damage.
Fuck break my team
Your team has destroyed
I'm dead
Put it cool!
I don't know bro, fuck man
wait shut how is it free AM by the way wait how is it free AM is it fine
switch today it's time switch GG
It's a good time switch or a bad time switch.
I remember going to school, I always wanted the time switch to go like... back, yeah.
This is a bad time switch.
Chat, do all the countries or like just every place in the world change time?
One hour?
Why do you change one hour even?
It's a reasoning for that
What are we doing guys
You're gonna get me, you're gonna get me!
I was so close!
So wait, why are we swap- why are we putting the time?
How are we taking... why are we putting the clock one hour ahead if we're gonna put it
back later on in the year anyways?
It doesn't make any sense.
More sun.
Is the clock dependable, sun?
Oh wait, it is right.
You can literally tell the clock by the sun
Did you know that chat you can know what time it is by looking at the sun
Or not by the location of the sun
It's made to match the daylight.
Shit, what causes the weather?
I hate this waiting.
Sheth, what causes the weather?
Because the sun is always there, you know?
And the sun is not like the sun changes.
But what makes it like...
What makes it cloudy and stuff like this?
Does no one else?
Where is everybody?
They're obviously not helping me on bot lane, because I'm getting picked down, they're not helping me on bot, so I'm ulting towards mid lane, and then there's 5 enemies on mid lane as well, so where are we?
If we're not bot and we're not mid, where are we?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, take it faster, faster, faster!
If the enemy is giving, maybe they go into Baron.
God
Bro, bro
I'm just tanking up everything
We're using Malzahar out here on the side
LOL
chat one more it's weekend after all one last
play until you lose if I play until I lose I'm not gonna get any sleep you
You know bite through chicken thighs.
Oh, how to barbecue right?
Ah!
Extra come chew good.
We're going to eat some chicken today.
I've got big old pack of chicken thighs, bone in, skin on, I'm going to get them seasoned
up on the smoker.
We're going to run them at about 400 degrees today.
But I'm taking these at different levels with my white sauce.
This is gonna be kind of that take on Alabama style chicken smoked to perfection. Let's get to cooking
So I've got a big family pack of these skin on bone in chicken thighs
These are the exact same ones that we would cook we were doing KCBS contest. They're big thighs
You don't have to do a lot to them
We're not trying to do competition chicken here, but I do like to clean them up a little bit a lot of times
You can take this bone here and kind of
pop it down just a square chat chicken with bone in it F tier I cannot stand
eating stuff with bones in it and like fish a fish and there's bone in it like
bro I want to be able to just I just want to be able to wreak havoc on the
plate and just just take it all without having to worry about biting into
some bone stuff you know I can't stand it like and seem it like ribs ribs most
overrated food ever we just want a good shake that she does ribs you can't
even eat with the fork and knife ribs is just terrible like a little pillow
sitting there but what I like to do now is just kind of take on and spread
them out a little bit because we got to get some seasoning on them. So we got them all skin
side down. I'm going to use a little bit of that ap season, that salt pepper garlic and
then to keep those barbecue flavors rolling, I've got some of my deep barbecue rub. Now
we're just going to take them, flip them over y'all. Got to have both sides of this chicken
season and we're just going to do the same thing. Hit them with the ap first, a little
light coat and then right back with a little bit of barbecue rub on top. Now all
it is, I take my glove hand and just kind of shape these thighs back up the way
you want them to cook. So if you kind of wrap that skin around turn them into a
little pillow just by using your hand and forming them up. They're gonna cook
better. They're gonna look better. Y'all know we eat with our eyes first. So for
these thighs I've got my silverback fired up here running about 400 degrees
using some Royal Oak charcoal and Hickory combined pellets. It's gonna
give me some nice hardwood flavor but I'm gonna get those good
temperatures from that charcoal pellet. Now I'm running them at 400 because
that fat is so thick underneath that skin on that thigh it needs a high heat to
melt it down to render it. That's what's gonna make that skin bite through. It's
gonna make it a little bit crispy. It's gonna give us a ton of flavor from all
that melted schmaltz running all over that meat. All we're doing is taking
these thighs and the way I like to do it is kind of grab them by the in bone
like this and I like to set them kind of cross ways on that grill.
all he did was put some spice on it.
Make sure they're in that.
The more and more I get into cooking and how to cook food, the more I realize that most chefs are kind of frauds.
It is giga-easy to cook food. You just have to like, it is really not that hard.
same form when I set them down and since I touched them I always like to hit them
with a little bit more rub just to cover up any imperfections. So we're just
gonna lightly shower a little bit right across them. I'm gonna get this smoker
closed up. We got some of that hickory smoke going on. We're gonna check these
dudes in about half an hour. So it's been about 30 minutes. I like to peek at
these thighs. Oh man. Look at that crust. You don't think those are getting
crunchy? That's how he does. I'm gonna check one of these little ones to
see where we're at. 160, 9, 170. I want to take them up to like at least 190, 195. I like that
thigh to be higher. It's done at 175. We still got about 15, 20 more minutes to go before I'm ready
to get them off the pit. Total cook time's been about 55 minutes y'all. We got some really good
color of skins looking awesome on these. I know that little one was about 175. Let's check this
bigger one that we had out here. And it's sitting right about 196. That's where I want them.
So we're going to get them off here.
So just wear some gloves, carefully transfer them.
Add to smoke that 400 degrees, render all that fat.
Now this is where we're going to take these thighs over the top.
We're going to put the seasoning on them, put the smoke to them, render the fat.
Now we're going to put the flavor to them, y'all.
I've got my Mississippi white sauce.
It's a cousin of the Alabama white sauce.
We're in Mississippi, so that's what I call it.
You don't have to warm it up. This is...
When it comes to sauces, the sauce has to match the color of the food you're eating, otherwise it doesn't taste good.
You cannot put white sauce on a dish like this.
It doesn't work.
You have to match the color of the sauce with the dish.
Straight out the bottom off the shelf.
We're just gonna take these thighs, grab them by the ends.
It's dunk at the off in there.
That right there is white sauce chicken now.
It may not be the most beautiful piece of chicken,
but it sure tastes good.
Skin bites through, juicy.
The white sauce just makes it creamy and tangy.
That's good even chicken.
I don't think white sauce is good
with anything on the slim.
Pre-made bot OTP please, can I bot lane?
70% winrate, they're bot duo.
You me, you me twitch, let them bot, come on now.
What do you eat ketchup to? Red food? I don't eat ketchup.
I don't eat the sauce much at all honestly. I don't eat sauce really.
I eat some red sauce to kebab.
I don't know if it's like a global thing or if it's a Swedish thing but we have some
red sauce
to kebab here
And then I eat brown sauce to like meatballs.
That's what all the sauces are eat.
The best mouth though.
AP Twitch by the way. I need AD Champion.
I am from my 20% winrate in action.
Why top you're not balls little bro, well actually
we could have been here together by oh it's my do partner you guys remember him
the fresh
can you remember this guy?
he keeps asking me for dookie
i can't believe he even read the fuck i'm like
Well, Mundo, you're getting one of these with your cleaver.
Last one, minus two.
Why is he getting so free?
What is that, RNG?
This crashed for the wave pretty chill We're gonna wave clear
Wow.
Honestly, just take the plating in his face.
Do I kill them?
Oh!
Poo!
Come on!
Look at that!
Oh, he recall for refillable.
Fillable
We've actually spent for february since I love you must this game
Well is given the option left options open because I'm forcing to you must another what?
We can't recall. We're gonna wave though.
They'll never know what's up.
Boom is coming back level 3 and he's not gonna be easy.
Ekko shows recalling mid lane so I'm free to play however aggressive I want.
go for that minion, okay urdub
I'm my own backer.
Big damage.
When I hit six he's dead.
You shouldn't be able to get his passive before that.
It's a very long cool and early game
Redmond and passive
Fuck
Does he have the passive or no?
He does, right?
Does he?
Yeah, he does
I died with the ganna
I wasn't nice
Where is he?
20 CS
Mundo
and if I'm not mistaken here the wave crashed and now it's gonna stack up into a slow push
push into me
oof
that's rough
feel like i don't even have loose now, i'm just getting ganked
watch out for that he's gonna cleaver the cannon
yeah
I'm so fucking dead boys
I knew it was coming as well I knew it like I knew it was coming
I even said it
Let's get to the fun part.
Oh wow, there's a little bit of health now.
time to proc Zayam
Ekko you gank me with your biggest mistake of your life
his topcance are down though, he's not gonna be here
I could stay here till the top can spawn, or I could just take a reset.
Or go mid.
Mid looks super free.
We're the cause!
We did double ignite there.
Does that worth it using both my sums for that gank?
Oh, definitely not now that I'm gonna keep getting stopped.
I'm going back to lane with this help.
I don't care.
he's gonna wait if I die I die
one more wave
I'm just not that bad at all.
it's worth building Bork here
Gorky is a horrible item, even if enemy has 1 million health you should never build it.
It does not give crit, it does not give me Fallity, and the only good build is Fallity, so...
If you ever want to build something, ask yourself if it has Fallity or if it has crit.
It's not good.
It's good as fuck.
Nice team! Nice! Let's go!
Would I even have damage on this guy?
I'm looking.
I shred him.
Even though he has a lot of health, my W actually deals maximum health damage, so very easy to kill.
Eclipse on Y first item better.
I'm gonna say it again.
Does Eclipse have crit?
Does Eclipse have Lufality?
No I know, you don't build it.
Always go crit on every champion.
Any other item is struggling.
An enemy has been spotted.
Dominating.
Can I come to save the day?
Or wreck it?
Your team has destroyed a turret.
If you hit a wall, it is hard.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Godlike.
Shut down.
Unstoppable.
Shut down.
or you mando
he beat him
bro my team is doing insanely well this game
oh le le le le
oh lucky
come back here
Oh, this is bad.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
How many would be so many killings free?
I'm doing this all by myself.
0 8 bro what are you doing bro you're feeding a lot of people like this man
these people like this I'm best I'm under ruining the composite even take
every day of the rank ladder. I'm telling you.
Oh no, not again.
hahaha
you guys are coming?
why is this lowkey loosebomb?
I'm going to kill him
Nice
My Kaisa is dead
I wonder if he's dead
I'm going to kill him
Oh shit.
Nice try guys!
There were domes of Mord reminder
Oh shit, here we go, come on, come on.
Oh
Yo, Neo Seal, thank you for finding the subs, much love Neo Seal, appreciate that, thank you for helping out the community
are you worried I'm not in bed yet I'm just staying past my bedtime buddy
I can't as well realize it's the only thing that's weakened so I can stay up later.
I don't need a plan.
Get me out!
I
Know she stealthed my Q and then sonia's my R like unlucky
Should this one be banned for ruining the competitive integrity of the game?
I'm just sitting on Serial 11 which is just crazy in a ranked solo queue game.
This is crazy.
I mean there's gonna push guys, and I'm actually getting dull, look like.
Nice
Oh my god, you guys got played
Oh fuck it ran out
I'm trolling the fuck
No don't die we need the straggun
I think we lost this dragon, we're in trouble by the way, or I think we already lost this
Let's try again.
How can we get in there?
Okay, they haven't started yet.
It's winnable.
I'm going to be on flank.
They have a bit more to do
I'm going deep flank
Nice
guys do the dragon hello I win this actually
So thank you.
I died to the disgusting inter.
Why are you not on the bounce of VesaCant?
I just jiggled on this account for this for today, maybe the whole week.
I'm just holding this account.
I'm just chilling on this account.
I guess I'm going bot, get collector, then we try and fight like I don't know how we
win anymore.
It's Mundo Champ Genesis, hominine.
Why are we inting?
I think I can recall now, because I need to go on end.
I forgot there's a diamond.
I
Steam let's go
Nice!
I think that's a win.
We kill this guy!
a
why is the camera so blurry?
oh well
All right 1500 LP that's pretty good
Our boys I'm gonna head off now. It's very late. I need to still eat dinner
So I'm gonna go do that. I'll be back tomorrow.
So, can't wait to see you then. Take care, everybody.